26 - The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes, So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...Is a Thing of the Distance Past

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright
    and sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    I won't let you have Hayate!
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    Because he's...
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    Because he's my precious butler!
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his
    mistress in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights
    and puts his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    Won't you be my butler?
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    With pleasure, Miss.
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    Who the?
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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    The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,
    So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee... Is a Thing of the Distant Past
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    The story goes back to this morning.
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    Hayate Ayasaki returns!
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    Waking up make-up!
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    Not!
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    Yes, this is how it should be.
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    Hayate was taken in at
    Isumi's place in the last episode,
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    but he has returned
    to the Sanzenin household again.
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    I have to continue to serve the Miss
    with everything I have.
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    Oh?
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    Looks like she's calling for me already.
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    Um... Miss?
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    Say, Hayate...
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    Yes?
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    I have a quick question.
    Have you ever had amnesia?
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    What? Amnesia?
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    No, I've never really experienced it...
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    The truth is,
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    she's apparently planning to enter
    a new manga author contest again.
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    Indeed, this time, I intend
    to attempt an amnesia story,
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    which is one of the more
    cliché manga plot devices.
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    Yes! For example, she runs
    out of the house due to shock
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    that the sheep she loved got sold,
    and she gets run over by a carriage.
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    Or maybe cryogenic freeze or something.
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    It's true, this plot device has been used
    a disgusting number of times before!
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    But to that, I boldly say...
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    That's exactly why it's worth doing!
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    I see...
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    So, she seems to be thinking
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    of a revolutionary story
    that incorporates amnesia, but...
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    I just can't think
    of anything that stands out.
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    Um, shall I go to Wataru's store
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    and rent a couple videos
    that deal with amnesia?
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    Oh, r-right... No, it's true...
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    Please ask whatever you like of me.
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    I am your loyal butler, after all!
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    Hayate!
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    Then I shall be going!
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    Maria, Hayate really is the most
    dependable in the universe, isn't he?
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    Yes, I suppose...
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    I just hope he doesn't run
    into more dangerous situations...
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    Due to statements he made
    in the previous episode,
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    people are now out to kill Hayate.
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    Tell this to the other
    potential heirs as well!
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    If you want the Sanzenin fortune,
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    first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
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    Hey, Hayate Ayasaki! You sure
    did a number on me last time!
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    That voice! Gilbert?!
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    I will still be taking
    the Sanzenin fortune in the end!
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    Good grief.
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    You really don't learn, do you?!
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    To think you would get into
    that mobile coffin of your own will!
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    Wh-Why you...!
SIGN    Today's Love Fortune  Today's Lucky Item: Pizza
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    Let's see... Today's lucky item is pizza.
SIGN    Today's Lucky Point: Park
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    Lucky point is the park.
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    "There might be a wonderful encounter
    with your prince on a white horse
SIGN    There might be a wonderful encounter with your prince  on a white horse waiting for you. Good luck!
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    "waiting for you."
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    Could it be...?
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    Maybe I'll get to see Hayate!
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    I guess there's no way such
    wishful thinking will come true...
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    H-Hayate?! No way!
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    What? Miss Nishizawa?
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    You! Get off me!
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    H-Hayate?
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    It's really you, right?
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    B-But what are you doing?
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    Why are you fighting that thing?
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    W-Well, that is...
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    Hayate Ayasaki!
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    Prepare to meet your end!
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    We can talk later!
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    Let's get away from here first!
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    O-Okay...
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    This idea is no good!
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    Never mind winning a fax machine.
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    I couldn't even hope
    for the small screen-tone set
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    or the 50 pages of special manuscript paper!
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    Nagi, you have a phone call from Sakuya...
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    I'm out of service range. Bye!
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    Wait, hold on!
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    Say, is my stupid bro over there?
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    Your stupid bro?
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    You mean Gilbert?
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    That moron's rented some
    outrageous ordnance usin' my name.
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    O-Ordnance?!
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    Yup, yup, yup.
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    Ya know, ma'am, business's been bad
    as ever. It's been a real ordnance.
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    That's "a real ordeal", ya moron!
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    Well, anyway, that aside...
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    He's probably plannin' to go
    after the butler-in-debt again.
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    If he comes to make trouble,
    gently rake him over the coals for me.
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    Nagi?
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    Knowing Hayate, I doubt there's
    any need to worry, but...
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    Call the SP!
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    We're going to look for Hayate.
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    Found it!
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    Miss Nishizawa, would you mind
    if I set you down for a bit?
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    S-Sure.
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    As I recall, Maria gave this to me
    for just such a situation...
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    What is it?
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    I see, so this is how it works...
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    Thank you, Maria. This will be a big help.
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    Hayate, it's coming!
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    I feel sick.
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    This mecha's giving me
    serious 3D motion sickness.
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    Set! Arm!
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    Hayate!
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    What is this?!
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    Hayate!
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    Hayate!
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    J-Just you remember this!
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    Hayate, hang in there! Hayate!
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    A dozen or so millennia later,
    having lost his memory,
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    Hayate was drifting alone
    and solitary through space...
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    No... Nono-riri-hei...
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    Welcome back!
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    S-So it was a dream...
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    That's right! I have to hurry and take
    back ideas on amnesia to the Miss!
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    Wait... Where am I...?
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    H-Hayate, I'll call an ambulance right away!
[08:42] ---
    Don't die, okay?!
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    Uh, um...
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    Thank goodness!
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    Are you okay? Does your head hurt at all?
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    N-No, well...
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    More importantly, this is...
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    Putting your head on my lap was...! I...!
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    Ow!
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    Ow, that hurt...
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    I-It's been a while since we've had
    some time to ourselves, hasn't it?
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    R-Right...
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    Hey, I've been wanting
    to ask you this for a while now.
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    You evaded me that time, but...
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    The truth is...
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    ...I'm only interested
    in 2-dimensional things.
SIGN    Crushed!!
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    Be honest with me...
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    H-Hayate, how do you...
    really feel about me?
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    Tell me.
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    No, well...
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    Tell me, tell me!
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    My head!
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    Hayate?
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    Where am I? Who in the world am I?
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    Sh-Shoot! I let my impulse get
    the better of me and I did it again!
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    A desperate ploy like this...
    There's no way...
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    A-Amnesia?
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    Hayate got amnesia!
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    What?! You're really going to believe it?!
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    What'll I do?! I've never seen
    a real case of amnesia!
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    Oh, "Winter Sonata!" Maybe
    I should've watched "Winter Sonata"!
[09:59] ---
    Bae! Maybe I should've watched Bae!
[10:02] ---
    Sorry for taking so long!
[10:03] ---
    What?
[10:06] ---
    Thank you for your business!
[10:07] ---
    Huh?
[10:08] ---
    Oh! I was hungry, so I ordered it!
    I'd totally forgotten!
[10:12] ---
    Oh? Um, could it be that... you're a butler?
[10:15] ---
    What?
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    Right? You're a butler, right?
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    Wow, I've never met a real one!
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    Which means, this is your mistress, right?
[10:23] ---
    What?
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    So, should I ask the butler to pay for this?
[10:28] ---
    What?
[10:30] ---
    Um, the bill?
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    B-Butler Hayate.
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    Huh?
[10:36] ---
    Wh-What are you doing all spaced out?
    Hurry up and pay this man.
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    Y-Yes, as you wish, Miss.
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    All right! That's it!
    I've always wanted to see that!
[10:53] ---
    Here is your tea, Miss.
[10:55] ---
    What? Oh...
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    Thank you.
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    S-So I'm your butler, then...
[11:05] ---
    Th-That's right, Hayate Ayasaki. You're...
[11:09] ---
    You're the butler of Ayumu Nishizawa.
[11:15] ---
    Now I've done it...
[11:17] ---
    Oh, man! I can't find
    the right time to call this off!
[11:21] ---
    Oh, man! And it looks like
    Hayate totally believes it, too...
[11:25] ---
    Well, no helping it!
    I guess what will be, will be!
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    Mm, yum!
[11:33] ---
    Oh, could it be that the two
    halves have different toppings?
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    That's right. This is called
    "half-and-half".
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    Here, Butler Hayate, don't be shy.
    Why don't you try this side, too?
[11:44] ---
    Yes, then I will.
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    What the? Th-This is delicious.
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    I feel like this is a flavor
    I've never tasted before.
[11:52] ---
    What? Those are just plain anchovies.
[11:55] ---
    Hayate, you've never had anchovies?
[11:57] ---
    What? W-Well...
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    I saw them when
    I was working part-time, but...
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    It's delicious, Miss Ayumu.
[12:06] ---
    Could it be that this is a brief moment
    that God has give me as present?
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    H-Hayate!
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    And... It can't be!
[12:18] ---
    You're that thieving hamster!
[12:20] ---
    Miss?!
[12:23] ---
    Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?!
[12:25] ---
    Enough of this weird joke!
[12:27] ---
    What? Um...
[12:28] ---
    I-I won't let you have Hayate!
[12:32] ---
    Because he's...
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    Because he's my precious butler!
[12:38] ---
    Wh-What?!
[12:39] ---
    This is bad!
[12:40] ---
    At this point, I have to put an end
    to this, even if it's a bit forced!
[12:44] ---
    Hayate?!
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    My head is somehow...
[12:46] ---
    Hayate!
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    All right! Now's my chance!
[12:55] ---
    Wait... What?!
[12:56] ---
    Hayate!
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    Hayate has amnesia?! That's impossible!
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    Just you wait, Hayate!
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    I'll restore your memories, without fail!
[13:09] ---
    I-I missed my opportunity yet again...
[13:12] ---
    Um, how long should I pretend to be asleep?
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    Indian curry... (Indo karee wa...)
[13:20] ---
    ...is spicy. (...karee zo.)
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    Elephants are elephantine, you know! 
    Weak! (Zou wa okkiin dazo! Sabu!)
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    Ready?
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    We will now begin the Hayate Ayasaki
    Memory Instrumentality Project.
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    I just happened to be
    examining amnesia today.
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    I've prepared various kinds of missions,
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    so I'd like everyone to lend a hand as well.
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    I-I'd be lying if I said that I didn't
    feel like I might be in danger...
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    But the Miss was so committed
    to her idea for the manga.
[13:48] ---
    If this will serve to hint
    at some ideas for her...
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    All right!
[13:54] ---
    Huh? Where am I? What was I...
[13:56] ---
    Ah! Hayate, you're awake!
[13:58] ---
    A-Are you all right?
[14:00] ---
    Y-Yes...
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    Hayate!
[14:02] ---
    Yes?
[14:03] ---
    Right now, due to amnesia,
[14:05] ---
    I hear you apparently believe
    you're this hamster's butler?!
[14:08] ---
    What? Uh, yes, that's right.
[14:10] ---
    I am Miss Ayumu's...
[14:12] ---
    Wrong!
[14:13] ---
    Hayate, you are my butler!
    Nagi Sanzenin's butler!
[14:16] ---
    Precisely!
[14:17] ---
    Hayate Ayasaki, you are truly deplorable.
[14:21] ---
    I shall restore this man's memories,
    even if I have to use force!
[14:27] ---
    Klaus, are you saying you don't think
    I can restore Hayate's memories?
[14:31] ---
    With all due respect,
    that is exactly what I mean.
[14:33] ---
    Oh-ho!
[14:34] ---
    Interesting! I accept your challenge!
[14:36] ---
    Let us compete to see which one of us
    can restore Hayate's memories!
[14:41] ---
    Well, I'll be the winner anyway.
[14:44] ---
    Um... compete?
[14:47] ---
    How about it, Hayate? Do you remember now?
[14:50] ---
    These are your super
    favorite clothes, you know.
[14:53] ---
    M-My favorite?
[14:55] ---
    This sweetness...
[14:57] ---
    I feel like I may have seen her
    in Episode 8 or maybe not...
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    I'm so shocked! I-I had no idea Hayate
    was into that sort of thing!
[15:03] ---
    Thus, the operation
    to restore his memories began!
[15:08] ---
    Rarr!
[15:09] ---
    What's wrong?! Defeat him swiftly
    with just one strike!
[15:13] ---
    But I can't just quietly
    let him eat me, either...
[15:17] ---
    All right! I'll use this
    as the trigger and...
[15:20] ---
    That's enough!
[15:24] ---
    Oh-ho...
[15:31] ---
    I'm so shocked! I had no idea Hayate
    had such tiger-killing abilities!
[15:35] ---
    All right!
[15:36] ---
    My memories are com--
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    They don't seem to have been restored!
    The technique is wrong!
[15:39] ---
    Hm, it seems we will have to
    wait for the results.
[15:41] ---
    Oh, come on...
[15:42] ---
    Miss Nagi and Klaus fought.
[15:45] ---
    To restore Hayate's memories,
    they fought doggedly!
[15:49] ---
    Darn it! So his memories still
    aren't coming back!
[15:51] ---
    Since it's come to this,
    we'll use shock therapy!
[15:56] ---
    Wait! P-Please don't!
[15:58] ---
    Don't!
[15:59] ---
    Go on!
[16:03] ---
    Oh, the parachute...
[16:05] ---
    Mr. Klaus!
[16:18] ---
    That yell just now... Could Hayate
    have regained his memories already?!
[16:21] ---
    Or actually, maybe he never
    had amnesia to begin with?
[16:25] ---
    What prodigious deductive powers!
[16:28] ---
    No, not yet!
[16:29] ---
    There's no way Hayate's
    memories will be restored
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    by methods thought up by someone like Klaus!
[16:32] ---
    I-Is that so?
[16:39] ---
    But Hayate's taking a long time
    to come to the surface.
[16:42] ---
    Maria, move forward slowly!
[16:43] ---
    We'll begin a search, just in case!
[16:45] ---
    I-Isn't this going too far,
    no matter how you look at it?
[16:48] ---
    Um...
[16:49] ---
    Please forgive her.
[16:51] ---
    She's trying her hardest
    for Hayate's sake, too.
[16:54] ---
    In her own way.
[16:58] ---
    Hey, Hayate, are you all right?!
[17:00] ---
    If you are, answer me! Come on!
[17:03] ---
    I feel a little defeated somehow...
[17:06] ---
    I guess a lot's happened
    that I don't know about.
[17:10] ---
    Between Hayate and that girl...
[17:20] ---
    What's that?
[17:21] ---
    Was there an island like that when
    we came fishing the other day?
[17:24] ---
    I-I don't know...
[17:25] ---
    Let's just go ashore and see.
[17:26] ---
    Maria, get the boat to shore for me!
[17:28] ---
    Oh, all right.
[17:33] ---
    Oh, I'm coming, too!
[17:41] ---
    Huh?! What the?!
[17:49] ---
    C-Could this also be because of the
    strange ecosystem of the Sanzenin Lake?!
[18:00] ---
    This is not good!
[18:04] ---
    What?! The engine's stalled
    at a time like this?!
[18:17] ---
    Those voices...
[18:19] ---
    The Miss and Miss Nishizawa?!
[18:27] ---
    Eep!
[18:29] ---
    Wh-What is this guy?!
[18:32] ---
    Could it be...?
[18:33] ---
    Are you the turtle god?
    The turtle god of the island?
[18:36] ---
    L-Let's run! Hurry!
[18:39] ---
    Th-The thing is,
    my legs gave out just now...
[18:50] ---
    Ow!
[18:52] ---
    If Hayate... If Hayate
    were here, he'd probably...
[18:56] ---
    H-Hey!
[18:58] ---
    Over there!
[19:09] ---
    H-Hey, stop!
[19:11] ---
    This girl is someone important to Hayate!
[19:13] ---
    I-If you lay a hand on her...
[19:15] ---
    ...I'll make you pay for it!
[19:17] ---
    Maybe?
[19:18] ---
    Miss Nishizawa...
[19:21] ---
    Hey, hamster, I appreciate the thought,
    but don't lose your nerve now!
[19:24] ---
    Stop, you reptile!
[19:26] ---
    Hayate!
[19:27] ---
    Hayate?
[19:28] ---
    You lay a hand on either of them
    and you will have to answer to me!
[19:55] ---
    Miss! And Miss Nishizawa!
[19:57] ---
    Are you... Are you hurt at all?
[19:59] ---
    Hayate...
[20:01] ---
    You...
[20:02] ---
    I apologize for putting
    the two of you in danger!
[20:05] ---
    I have... I have failed
    as a butler of the Sanzenin household!
[20:08] ---
    Hayate, you got your memories back!
[20:10] ---
    I'm so glad, Hayate!
[20:11] ---
    What? But I...
[20:13] ---
    Yes!
[20:15] ---
    If you're back to your old self,
    that's all that matters!
[20:18] ---
    Yes!
[20:22] ---
    R-Right! Thank you very much!
[20:24] ---
    All right!
[20:25] ---
    The Hayate Memory
    Instrumentality Project is over!
[20:31] ---
    Are you sure about not seeing her home?
[20:35] ---
    Well, as much as I hate to admit it,
    that little critter helped me,
[20:39] ---
    so I'll let those two
    have a little time alone...
[20:41] ---
    Owowowow...
[20:43] ---
    Well, I'm glad I got to see
    how your new life's going today.
[20:47] ---
    I apologize for all the trouble
    I put you through.
[20:50] ---
    Say, Hayate, do you remember
    what I asked you at the park?
[20:54] ---
    What?
[20:54] ---
    O-Oh, what was it about
    again? It's all kind of fuzzy...
[20:58] ---
    Figures.
[21:01] ---
    You care a great deal about
    that little miss, don't you, Hayate?
[21:04] ---
    What?
[21:05] ---
    But I also care a lot about...
[21:08] ---
    ...I care a lot about you, too!
[21:10] ---
    Miss Nishizawa...
[21:12] ---
    Hayate, next time...
[21:14] ---
    I mean, let's go to a pizza place sometime!
[21:16] ---
    What?
[21:17] ---
    You've never had anchovy
    pizza before, have you?
[21:20] ---
    But I'm sure you'll love it!
    I just have this feeling!
[21:23] ---
    I really think so for some reason!
[21:25] ---
    Just kidding!
[21:29] ---
    Well, let's meet again somewhere.
[21:32] ---
    Miss Nishizawa...
[21:34] ---
    Leaving Hayate with a bittersweet feeling,
[21:37] ---
    Miss Nishizawa left the Sanzenin residence.
[21:40] ---
    As for Klaus...
[21:42] ---
    A bit to the right...
[21:43] ---
    And so...
[21:45] ---
    ...he journeyed on into the far
    reaches of oblivion on autopilot.
[21:48] ---
    Starting next time, he'll be
    fighting a new turn of events.
[21:55] ---
    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
[22:00] ---
    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
[22:08] ---
    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
[22:14] ---
    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
[22:16] ---
    Zenbu kibun-shidai
[22:16] ---
    It's all mood-dependent
[22:19] ---
    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
[22:21] ---
    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
[22:26] ---
    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
[22:32] ---
    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:32] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
[22:34] ---
    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
[22:39] ---
    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
[22:47] ---
    Harema ga mieru The Sky
[22:47] ---
    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
[22:50] ---
    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
[22:52] ---
    Soshite Make My Way
[22:52] ---
    And then, I make my way
[22:54] ---
    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
[22:57] ---
    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
[23:04] ---
    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful,
    it'll be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
SIGN    Sign: Butler Report
[23:28] ---
    ...Butler Report!
[23:30] ---
    Magical Change and I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:33] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[23:34] ---
    It goes so fast. This anime has been
    around for almost half a year now.
[23:37] ---
    Yes, we've made it half a year somehow,
    but we still have a long way to go!
[23:40] ---
    I'll continue to count on you, Hayate.
[23:41] ---
    Yes, Miss!
[23:43] ---
    So, we'll have a new opening
    sequence starting next episode.
[23:45] ---
    The story will also switch to
    "Hayate the Combat Butler! Asgard Arc",
[23:48] ---
    where butlers fight fiercely
    over legendary butler uniforms!
[23:51] ---
    What?! It will?!
[23:52] ---
    Well, probably something like that.
[23:54] ---
    Bye-bye!
[23:56] ---
    Preview
[23:57] ---
    What's this Butler Battle Tournament?!
    You're making no sense!
SIGN    The next episode of 
    "Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
[24:01] ---
    It's exactly what it sounds like.
[24:02] ---
    I want to check up on the level
    of butlers at our school.
[24:06] ---
    She's the Superintendent?!
[24:08] ---
    How dare you do that to my
    precious Mistress Kuzuha...
[24:09] ---
    You won't get away with this.
[24:11] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
[24:13] ---
    "Hayate Rising".
[24:14] ---
    Hayate, I wish to see it for myself
    with these very eyes
[24:19] ---
    Hayate Rising
[24:19] ---
    when you win the tournament!
[24:21] ---
    Will you be able to survive?