# 26 - The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes, So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...Is a Thing of the Distance Past

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)<br>
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**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[00:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please keep the room bright<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and sit well away from the TV.<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[00:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you have Hayate!<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because he's...<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because he's my precious butler!<br>**[00:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A butler is one who serves.*<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A butler is one who waits upon others.*<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A butler is a formal guardian,*<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who is there to support his*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;mistress in all aspects of her life.*<br>**[00:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yes!*<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is about a boy who fights*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and puts his life on the line for a girl...*<br>**[00:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A super combat battle story!*<br>**[00:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Won't you be my butler?<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With pleasure, Miss.<br>**[00:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who the?<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue<br>**[00:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our destination that we've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;staked upon this earth<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku<br>**[00:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the sudden gale that cuts across<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unmei ni makete<br>**[01:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giving in to fate<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo<br>**[01:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And hunkering down is no fun<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore ja kakko warui yo!<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just not cool!<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uso kara deta makoto<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Many a true word is spoken in jest<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regret is probably reaping what you sowed<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zettai, nase ba naru!<br>**[01:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where there's a will,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's definitely a way!<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a great rippling wave swallows us up<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karada nami ni makasereba<br>**[01:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just let it take you<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanchigai no yume<br>**[01:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dreams that are misguided<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mato-hazure no kitai<br>**[01:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hopes that are way off base<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll grab them someday,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you just have conviction<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou<br>**[01:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's kick up the earth and start running<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the capricious breeze that dances about<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee... Is a Thing of the Distant Past<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*The story goes back to this morning.*<br>**[02:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate Ayasaki returns!<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waking up make-up!<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not!<br>**[02:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, this is how it should be.<br>**[02:40] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate was taken in at*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Isumi's place in the last episode,*<br>**[02:43] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but he has returned*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to the Sanzenin household again.*<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to continue to serve the Miss*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with everything I have.*<br>**[02:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh?<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Looks like she's calling for me already.<br>**[02:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... Miss?<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, Hayate...<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[03:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have a quick question.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Have you ever had amnesia?<br>**[03:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Amnesia?<br>**[03:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I've never really experienced it...<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth is,<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;she's apparently planning to enter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a new manga author contest again.<br>**[03:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed, this time, I intend<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to attempt an amnesia story,<br>**[03:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;which is one of the more<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;cliché manga plot devices.<br>**[03:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! For example, she runs<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;out of the house due to shock<br>**[03:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that the sheep she loved got sold,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and she gets run over by a carriage.<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or maybe cryogenic freeze or something.<br>**[03:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's true, this plot device has been used<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a disgusting number of times before!<br>**[03:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But to that, I boldly say...<br>**[03:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's exactly why it's worth doing!<br>**[03:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[03:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, she seems to be thinking<br>**[03:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of a revolutionary story<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that incorporates amnesia, but...<br>**[03:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just can't think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of anything that stands out.<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, shall I go to Wataru's store<br>**[03:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and rent a couple videos<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that deal with amnesia?<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, r-right... No, it's true...<br>**[03:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please ask whatever you like of me.<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am your loyal butler, after all!<br>**[03:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I shall be going!<br>**[04:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maria, Hayate really is the most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;dependable in the universe, isn't he?<br>**[04:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I suppose...<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just hope he doesn't run*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into more dangerous situations...*<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Due to statements he made*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the previous episode,*<br>**[04:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*people are now out to kill Hayate.*<br>**[04:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell this to the other<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;potential heirs as well!<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you want the Sanzenin fortune,<br>**[04:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!<br>**[04:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Hayate Ayasaki! You sure<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;did a number on me last time!<br>**[04:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That voice! Gilbert?!<br>**[04:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will still be taking<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Sanzenin fortune in the end!<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good grief.<br>**[04:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You really don't learn, do you?!<br>**[04:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To think you would get into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that mobile coffin of your own will!<br>**[04:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-Why you...!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today's Love Fortune  Today's Lucky Item: Pizza
<br>**[04:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's see... Today's lucky item is pizza.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Today's Lucky Point: Park
<br>**[05:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Lucky point is the park.<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"There might be a wonderful encounter<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with your prince on a white horse<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There might be a wonderful encounter with your prince  on a white horse waiting for you. Good luck!
<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"waiting for you."<br>**[05:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be...?<br>**[05:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I'll get to see Hayate!<br>**[05:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess there's no way such<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wishful thinking will come true...<br>**[05:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate?! No way!<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Miss Nishizawa?<br>**[05:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You! Get off me!<br>**[05:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate?<br>**[05:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's really you, right?<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-But what are you doing?<br>**[05:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you fighting that thing?<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, that is...<br>**[05:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate Ayasaki!<br>**[05:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prepare to meet your end!<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can talk later!<br>**[05:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's get away from here first!<br>**[05:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay...<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This idea is no good!<br>**[05:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Never mind winning a fax machine.<br>**[05:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I couldn't even hope<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the small screen-tone set<br>**[05:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or the 50 pages of special manuscript paper!<br>**[06:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, you have a phone call from Sakuya...<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm out of service range. Bye!<br>**[06:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, hold on!<br>**[06:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, is my stupid bro over there?<br>**[06:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your stupid bro?<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean Gilbert?<br>**[06:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That moron's rented some<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;outrageous ordnance usin' my name.<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Ordnance?!<br>**[06:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yup, yup, yup.<br>**[06:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ya know, ma'am, business's been bad<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as ever. It's been a real ordnance.<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's "a real ordeal", ya moron!<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, anyway, that aside...<br>**[06:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's probably plannin' to go<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;after the butler-in-debt again.<br>**[06:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If he comes to make trouble,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;gently rake him over the coals for me.<br>**[06:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi?<br>**[06:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Knowing Hayate, I doubt there's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any need to worry, but...<br>**[06:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Call the SP!<br>**[06:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're going to look for Hayate.<br>**[06:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Found it!<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nishizawa, would you mind<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if I set you down for a bit?<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-Sure.<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I recall, Maria gave this to me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for just such a situation...<br>**[07:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it?<br>**[07:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, so this is how it works...<br>**[07:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Maria. This will be a big help.<br>**[07:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, it's coming!<br>**[07:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel sick.<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This mecha's giving me<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;serious 3D motion sickness.<br>**[07:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Set! Arm!<br>**[07:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[07:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is this?!<br>**[07:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[07:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;J-Just you remember this!<br>**[08:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, hang in there! Hayate!<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dozen or so millennia later,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;having lost his memory,*<br>**[08:12] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate was drifting alone*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and solitary through space...*<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No... Nono-riri-hei...<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Welcome back!*<br>**[08:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*S-So it was a dream...*<br>**[08:30] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right! I have to hurry and take*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back ideas on amnesia to the Miss!*<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait... Where am I...?*<br>**[08:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate, I'll call an ambulance right away!<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't die, okay?!<br>**[08:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, um...<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank goodness!<br>**[08:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay? Does your head hurt at all?<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N-No, well...<br>**[08:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;More importantly, this is...<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Putting your head on my lap was...! I...!<br>**[08:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[08:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow, that hurt...<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's been a while since we've had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;some time to ourselves, hasn't it?<br>**[09:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Right...<br>**[09:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I've been wanting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to ask you this for a while now.<br>**[09:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You evaded me that time, but...<br>**[09:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The truth is...<br>**[09:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I'm only interested<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in 2-dimensional things.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crushed!!
<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be honest with me...<br>**[09:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate, how do you...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;really feel about me?<br>**[09:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me.<br>**[09:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, well...<br>**[09:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tell me, tell me!<br>**[09:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My head!<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate?<br>**[09:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where am I? Who in the world am I?<br>**[09:37] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-Shoot! I let my impulse get*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the better of me and I did it again!*<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A desperate ploy like this...*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way...*<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Amnesia?<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate got amnesia!<br>**[09:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What?! You're really going to believe it?!*<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What'll I do?! I've never seen<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a real case of amnesia!<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, "Winter Sonata!" Maybe<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I should've watched "Winter Sonata"!<br>**[09:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bae! Maybe I should've watched Bae!<br>**[10:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sorry for taking so long!<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What?*<br>**[10:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for your business!<br>**[10:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh! I was hungry, so I ordered it!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd totally forgotten!<br>**[10:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh? Um, could it be that... you're a butler?<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right? You're a butler, right?<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, I've never met a real one!<br>**[10:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means, this is your mistress, right?<br>**[10:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, should I ask the butler to pay for this?<br>**[10:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, the bill?<br>**[10:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-Butler Hayate.<br>**[10:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What are you doing all spaced out?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hurry up and pay this man.<br>**[10:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes, as you wish, Miss.<br>**[10:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! That's it!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've always wanted to see that!<br>**[10:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here is your tea, Miss.<br>**[10:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Oh...<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you.<br>**[11:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;S-So I'm your butler, then...<br>**[11:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's right, Hayate Ayasaki. You're...<br>**[11:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the butler of Ayumu Nishizawa.<br>**[11:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Now I've done it...*<br>**[11:17] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, man! I can't find*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the right time to call this off!*<br>**[11:21] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, man! And it looks like*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate totally believes it, too...*<br>**[11:25] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, no helping it!*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess what will be, will be!*<br>**[11:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mm, yum!<br>**[11:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, could it be that the two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;halves have different toppings?<br>**[11:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right. This is called<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"half-and-half".<br>**[11:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, Butler Hayate, don't be shy.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why don't you try this side, too?<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, then I will.<br>**[11:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the? Th-This is delicious.<br>**[11:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like this is a flavor<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've never tasted before.<br>**[11:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Those are just plain anchovies.<br>**[11:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, you've never had anchovies?<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? W-Well...<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I saw them when*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I was working part-time, but...*<br>**[12:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's delicious, Miss Ayumu.<br>**[12:06] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be that this is a brief moment*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that God has give me as present?*<br>**[12:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hayate!<br>**[12:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And... It can't be!<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're that thieving hamster!<br>**[12:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Miss?!*<br>**[12:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?!<br>**[12:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough of this weird joke!<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Um...<br>**[12:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I won't let you have Hayate!<br>**[12:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because he's...<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because he's my precious butler!<br>**[12:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What?!<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is bad!*<br>**[12:40] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At this point, I have to put an end*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to this, even if it's a bit forced!*<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate?!<br>**[12:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My head is somehow...<br>**[12:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[12:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All right! Now's my chance!*<br>**[12:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait... What?!<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[12:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate has amnesia?! That's impossible!<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just you wait, Hayate!<br>**[13:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll restore your memories, without fail!<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I-I missed my opportunity yet again...*<br>**[13:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Um, how long should I pretend to be asleep?*<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indian curry... (*I*ndo karee wa...)<br>**[13:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...is spicy. (...karee *zo*.)<br>**[13:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Elephants are elephantine, you know! <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Weak! (*Zo*u wa okkiin dazo! Sa*bu*!)<br>**[13:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ready?<br>**[13:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We will now begin the Hayate Ayasaki<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Memory Instrumentality Project.<br>**[13:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just happened to be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;examining amnesia today.<br>**[13:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've prepared various kinds of missions,<br>**[13:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'd like everyone to lend a hand as well.<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I'd be lying if I said that I didn't*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;feel like I might be in danger...*<br>**[13:44] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the Miss was so committed*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to her idea for the manga.*<br>**[13:48] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If this will serve to hint*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at some ideas for her...*<br>**[13:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All right!*<br>**[13:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Where am I? What was I...<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah! Hayate, you're awake!<br>**[13:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Are you all right?<br>**[14:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes...<br>**[14:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes?<br>**[14:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right now, due to amnesia,<br>**[14:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hear you apparently believe<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you're this hamster's butler?!<br>**[14:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Uh, yes, that's right.<br>**[14:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Miss Ayumu's...<br>**[14:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wrong!<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, you are my butler!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi Sanzenin's butler!<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Precisely!<br>**[14:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate Ayasaki, you are truly deplorable.<br>**[14:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I shall restore this man's memories,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;even if I have to use force!<br>**[14:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Klaus, are you saying you don't think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can restore Hayate's memories?<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With all due respect,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that is exactly what I mean.<br>**[14:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh-ho!<br>**[14:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Interesting! I accept your challenge!<br>**[14:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let us compete to see which one of us<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can restore Hayate's memories!<br>**[14:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'll be the winner anyway.<br>**[14:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Um... compete?*<br>**[14:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about it, Hayate? Do you remember now?<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;These are your super<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;favorite clothes, you know.<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*M-My favorite?*<br>**[14:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This sweetness...*<br>**[14:57] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like I may have seen her*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Episode 8 or maybe not...*<br>**[15:00] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so shocked! I-I had no idea Hayate*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was into that sort of thing!*<br>**[15:03] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thus, the operation*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to restore his memories began!*<br>**[15:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Rarr!<br>**[15:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong?! Defeat him swiftly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with just one strike!<br>**[15:13] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I can't just quietly*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;let him eat me, either...*<br>**[15:17] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right! I'll use this*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as the trigger and...*<br>**[15:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's enough!<br>**[15:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh-ho...<br>**[15:31] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so shocked! I had no idea Hayate*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had such tiger-killing abilities!*<br>**[15:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*All right!*<br>**[15:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My memories are com--<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They don't seem to have been restored!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The technique is wrong!<br>**[15:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm, it seems we will have to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wait for the results.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, come on...<br>**[15:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Miss Nagi and Klaus fought.*<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To restore Hayate's memories,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they fought doggedly!*<br>**[15:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn it! So his memories still<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;aren't coming back!<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since it's come to this,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll use shock therapy!<br>**[15:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait! P-Please don't!<br>**[15:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't!<br>**[15:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Go on!<br>**[16:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, the parachute...<br>**[16:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mr. Klaus!<br>**[16:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That yell just now... Could Hayate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have regained his memories already?!<br>**[16:21] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or actually, maybe he never*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had amnesia to begin with?*<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What prodigious deductive powers!*<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, not yet!<br>**[16:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way Hayate's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;memories will be restored<br>**[16:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;by methods thought up by someone like Klaus!<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Is that so?<br>**[16:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Hayate's taking a long time<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to come to the surface.<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maria, move forward slowly!<br>**[16:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll begin a search, just in case!<br>**[16:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-Isn't this going too far,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no matter how you look at it?<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[16:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please forgive her.<br>**[16:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's trying her hardest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for Hayate's sake, too.<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In her own way.<br>**[16:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Hayate, are you all right?!<br>**[17:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you are, answer me! Come on!<br>**[17:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel a little defeated somehow...<br>**[17:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess a lot's happened<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that I don't know about.<br>**[17:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Between Hayate and that girl...<br>**[17:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's that?<br>**[17:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Was there an island like that when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we came fishing the other day?<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-I don't know...<br>**[17:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's just go ashore and see.<br>**[17:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maria, get the boat to shore for me!<br>**[17:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, all right.<br>**[17:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'm coming, too!<br>**[17:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?! What the?!<br>**[17:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Could this also be because of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;strange ecosystem of the Sanzenin Lake?!<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is not good!<br>**[18:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! The engine's stalled<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at a time like this?!<br>**[18:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Those voices...<br>**[18:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Miss and Miss Nishizawa?!<br>**[18:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Eep!<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wh-What is this guy?!<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Could it be...?<br>**[18:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you the turtle god?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The turtle god of the island?<br>**[18:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;L-Let's run! Hurry!<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-The thing is,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my legs gave out just now...<br>**[18:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ow!<br>**[18:52] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If Hayate... If Hayate*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;were here, he'd probably...*<br>**[18:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey!<br>**[18:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Over there!<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hey, stop!<br>**[19:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This girl is someone important to Hayate!<br>**[19:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-If you lay a hand on her...<br>**[19:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I'll make you pay for it!<br>**[19:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe?<br>**[19:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nishizawa...<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hamster, I appreciate the thought,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but don't lose your nerve now!<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop, you reptile!<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[19:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate?<br>**[19:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You lay a hand on either of them<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you will have to answer to me!<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss! And Miss Nishizawa!<br>**[19:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you... Are you hurt at all?<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate...<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You...<br>**[20:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I apologize for putting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the two of you in danger!<br>**[20:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have... I have failed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as a butler of the Sanzenin household!<br>**[20:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, you got your memories back!<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so glad, Hayate!<br>**[20:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? But I...<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you're back to your old self,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's all that matters!<br>**[20:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[20:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Right! Thank you very much!<br>**[20:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Hayate Memory<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instrumentality Project is over!<br>**[20:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure about not seeing her home?<br>**[20:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, as much as I hate to admit it,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that little critter helped me,<br>**[20:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'll let those two<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have a little time alone...<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Owowowow...<br>**[20:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I'm glad I got to see<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how your new life's going today.<br>**[20:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I apologize for all the trouble<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I put you through.<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Say, Hayate, do you remember<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what I asked you at the park?<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[20:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Oh, what was it about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;again? It's all kind of fuzzy...<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Figures.<br>**[21:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You care a great deal about<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that little miss, don't you, Hayate?<br>**[21:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[21:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I also care a lot about...<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I care a lot about you, too!<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nishizawa...<br>**[21:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, next time...<br>**[21:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, let's go to a pizza place sometime!<br>**[21:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[21:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You've never had anchovy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pizza before, have you?<br>**[21:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I'm sure you'll love it!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just have this feeling!<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really think so for some reason!<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just kidding!<br>**[21:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, let's meet again somewhere.<br>**[21:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Nishizawa...<br>**[21:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Leaving Hayate with a bittersweet feeling,*<br>**[21:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Miss Nishizawa left the Sanzenin residence.*<br>**[21:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*As for Klaus...*<br>**[21:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A bit to the right...<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And so...*<br>**[21:45] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...he journeyed on into the far*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reaches of oblivion on autopilot.*<br>**[21:48] ---**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting next time, he'll be*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fighting a new turn of events.*<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart<br>**[22:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way<br>**[22:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My feelings waver and then I lose my way<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not so bad, so I go together<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenki-yohou nante nai<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Weather forecasts don't exist<br>**[22:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zenbu kibun-shidai<br>**[22:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all mood-dependent<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nanimo shinpai nai<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing to worry about<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave it to me! Perfectly free<br>**[22:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keri-ageta kutsu ni<br>**[22:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the shoe that I kick up<br>**[22:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!<br>**[22:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the result is, I'm looking at nothing<br>**[22:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!<br>**[22:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One more time, a do-over!<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tama ni wa kakete-miyou<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll try betting once in a while<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Running through gallantly, to fly<br>**[22:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harema ga mieru The Sky<br>**[22:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can see a break in the weather, the sky<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinjiteta yo<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had faith<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soshite Make My Way<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, I make my way<br>**[22:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de<br>**[22:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the hand you quietly reach out<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can become invincible, so I go together<br>**[23:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa<br>**[23:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stars so beautiful,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it'll be clear again tomorrow<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Nagi...<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and Hayate's...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sign: Butler Report
<br>**[23:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Butler Report!<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Magical Change and I'm Nagi Sanzenin.<br>**[23:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Hayate Ayasaki.<br>**[23:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It goes so fast. This anime has been<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;around for almost half a year now.<br>**[23:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, we've made it half a year somehow,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but we still have a long way to go!<br>**[23:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll continue to count on you, Hayate.<br>**[23:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, Miss!<br>**[23:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, we'll have a new opening<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sequence starting next episode.<br>**[23:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The story will also switch to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate the Combat Butler! Asgard Arc",<br>**[23:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;where butlers fight fiercely<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;over legendary butler uniforms!<br>**[23:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! It will?!<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, probably something like that.<br>**[23:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Bye-bye!<br>**[23:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Preview<br>**[23:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this Butler Battle Tournament?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're making no sense!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode of <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
<br>**[24:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's exactly what it sounds like.<br>**[24:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to check up on the level<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of butlers at our school.<br>**[24:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's the Superintendent?!<br>**[24:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How dare you do that to my<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;precious Mistress Kuzuha...<br>**[24:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You won't get away with this.<br>**[24:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[24:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hayate Rising".<br>**[24:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, I wish to see it for myself<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with these very eyes<br>**[24:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate Rising<br>**[24:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;when you win the tournament!<br>**[24:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will you be able to survive?<br>