15 - Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action

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    When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    please keep the room bright and
    sit well away from the TV.
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    That's right.
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    All right, I'm going to do my best!
[00:17] ---
    Okay, I keep this up and I
    can finish this large pizza!
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    Wait, that's not it!
[00:22] ---
    I have to get recharged and
    prepare for tomorrow's exam!
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    Hayate, I wonder what you're eating tonight.
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    To the butler-in-debt, it was a wish 
    that was never to come true again.
[00:53] SIGN
    Student ID
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    It wasn't a dream.
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    I can go to school again.
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    And I owe it all to Maria
    for recommending me.
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    M-Maria?
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    So...
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    Please go here and study hard.
SIGN    Student ID
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    What?!
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    Th-This is from Hakuou Academy...
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    My student ID?!
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    Please watch me, Maria!
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    I will also strive to live up to 
    your expectations, without fail!
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    All right!
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    I'm going to attend Hakuou Academy
    and become a first-rate butler!
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    No, no. Even if you go to school,
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    it's not like that'll turn you 
    into a first-rate butler.
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    A butler is one who serves.
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    A butler is one who waits upon others.
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    A butler is a formal guardian,
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    who is there to support his mistress 
    in all aspects of her life.
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    Yes!
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    This is about a boy who fights and puts 
    his life on the line for a girl...
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    A super combat battle story!
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    I shall patiently teach you what
    it is to be a first-rate butler.
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    Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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    Our destination that we've
    staked upon this earth
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    Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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    Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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    Unmei ni makete
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    Giving in to fate
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    Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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    And hunkering down is no fun
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    Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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    That's just not cool!
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    Uso kara deta makoto
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    Many a true word is spoken in jest
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    Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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    Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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    Zettai, nase ba naru!
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    Where there's a will,
    there's definitely a way!
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    Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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    As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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    Karada nami ni makasereba
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    Just let it take you
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    Kanchigai no yume
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    Dreams that are misguided
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    Mato-hazure no kitai
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    Hopes that are way off base
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    Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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    You'll grab them someday,
    if you just have conviction
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    Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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    Let's kick up the earth and start running
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    Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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    Like the capricious breeze that dances about
[03:36] SIGN
    Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action
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    You seem awfully happy, Hayate.
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    Whoa! I didn't know you
    stayed the night, Hinagiku!
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    G-Good morning.
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    Morning.
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    But what's the matter?
    You seem to be in an awfully foul mood...
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    You have to ask?!
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    Really! You suddenly disappeared
    like that yesterday evening,
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    you showed no signs of coming
    back late into the night,
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    and you were absolutely nowhere to be found.
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    And after all that, you don't think
    you caused anyone to worry?!
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    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
    I'm really sorry! I really am sorry!
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    So, judging by your behavior,
    you got accepted?
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    Oh, yes, thank you.
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    Then I'll forgive you for the time being.
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    I'm going home now,
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    but be sure to say hello
    if you see me at school.
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    What? Oh, all right. Roger that.
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    Good.
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    We'll be students at the same school...
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    So, you've been holding your
    student ID since last night?
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    Yes! I slept with it in
    my hands all night long!
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    I swear! How adorable can you get?!
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    I guess it made you really happy.
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    Yes!
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    You know those people who
    burst into song in musicals?
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    I think I know what that
    urge feels like now!
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    You don't need to get how that feels!
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    There aren't any character songs
    for a scene like this anyway.
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    Or rather, a musical anime would
    be tough production-wise.
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    Right...
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    Oh, that reminds me, what
    should I do about a uniform?
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    Uniform?
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    Yes. Hakuou's students wear uniforms, right?
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    Staying in my butler uniform would be...
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    You shouldn't need one.
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    What?
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    Indeed. And it will be easier to
    tell you apart that way, too.
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    Don't worry. There are other
    butlers at the school, too.
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    Besides, the others will respect
    you more in your butler uniform.
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    What?
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    But the bigger question is whether
    we'll be in the same class or not.
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    What?!
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    Indeed.
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    What are you saying? I'll be in high school.
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    You're still 13 years old,
    so you're in middle school.
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    Oh, right, you don't know, do you?
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    Huh? Know what?
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    I've skipped grades, so I'm in high school.
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    What?! You're in high school?!
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    Don't be so surprised.
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    That's... But, it's like that
    4-panel comic series...
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    Ah-ah! Don't say any more than that!
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    But how is it possible? You're so little!
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    Don't call me little!
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    B-But... really?
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    Darn it! You're one skeptical bastard!
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    Fine, take a look at this!
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    Ta-da!
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    Student ID
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    Th-This is...!
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    You look so grumpy in the photo.
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    That's not the jab you should be making!
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    Wow! That really is a high school ID!
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    I told you so from the start, didn't I?!
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    Hakuou has butlers, people
    who've skipped grades,
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    and all kinds of other
    students, so it's quite fun.
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    Wow, I had no idea.
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    Wait, I had to work hard
    to make you believe me,
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    but I guess you implicitly
    believe what Maria says.
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    Oh, no, I didn't really mean it like that.
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    Honestly! Taking me for a fool!
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    I may not look it, but my grades are...
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    In that case, I hope we
    end up in the same class.
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    Y-Yeah...
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    Oh, I can't wait for it to be Monday!
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    And so, to accommodate length issues,
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    maybe we'll just skip forward 
    all the way to Monday morning.
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    Wow...
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    See that? There's nothing here when
    you come this early in the morning.
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    We're not doing this again after today.
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    That's my school.
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    I know that already.
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    Oh, do you? Had you already found out?
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    Are you okay?
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    Well, it's fine if you're just happy.
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    But you certainly are amazing. Skipping
    grades to be in high school.
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    It's not especially amazing.
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    I'm not the only one who's skipped grades.
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    A couple students to it every year.
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    What?
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    Besides, the record holder for
    skipping grades at this school
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    enrolled at age 10 and graduated at age 13.
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    What?!
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    On top of that, she served as student
    body president two terms in a row
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    and her grades were at the top of her
    class for all 3 years by a wide margin.
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    A formidable student with 3 of the silver
    watches awarded to the top achiever.
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    I see. I guess behemoths like
    that really exist in this world.
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    There is a behemoth like 
    that, really close to you.
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    Oh, dear, have I caught a cold?
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    Anyway, students who skip
    grades or transfer in
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    or have their tuition waived
    as scholarship students...
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    They have a duty to contribute to
    the school's record, reputation,
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    and rate of college enrollment.
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    If students like that get bad grades,
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    they inevitably face flunking or
    other harsh punishments sometimes.
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    Th-They do?!
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    Come to think of it,
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    the student council people 
    said something similar, too.
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    I was in high spirits, 
    just by getting accepted,
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    but this is still a prestigious school.
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    I transferred in with borderline grades. 
    Will I really be able to cut it?
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    But knowing you, you'll be fine.
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    You're capable of anything, after all.
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    What's wrong, Hayate?
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    In battle, you must always be
    reading two or three moves ahead.
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    By Char Aznable.
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    Waking up early can certainly pay off.
    You get to meet interesting people.
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    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[09:30] ---
    If I make the jab that he's the most
    interesting person here, would I lose?
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    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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    Probably.
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    Or rather, was there a point to the
    saying that he quoted earlier?
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    Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?
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    Thank you, Little Master Taiga.
[09:43] ---
    Himuro thanked me!
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    Um...
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    That outfit... You're a butler as well?
[09:48] ---
    Uh, yes, I'm a butler of the
    Sanzenin household. My name is...
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    Sanzenin?
[09:52] ---
    Oh, so you're the one...
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    Which means...
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    Wow, he's really pretty.
[10:01] ---
    Hey, what are you trying to do to Hayate?!
[10:03] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[10:04] ---
    As I recall, if someone can make
    this young lady apologize in tears,
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    that person gets to inherit the
    Sanzenin family fortune...
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    I won't let you lay a hand on the Miss!
[10:15] ---
    I will protect her!
[10:16] ---
    Hayate!
[10:18] ---
    Well, to be honest, I have my source
    of funds called Little Master Taiga,
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    so I'm not really interested.
[10:24] ---
    Source of funds?!
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    It's going to be stolen from you
    if you're not paying attention.
[10:30] ---
    Huh?
[10:32] ---
    W-Wait, that's my string tie!
     How did you do that?!
[10:36] ---
    A foolish question.
[10:38] ---
    It's obvious, isn't it?
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    It's because I'm a first-rate butler.
[10:44] ---
    A first-rate... butler...?
[10:46] ---
    People don't wear butler uniforms
    at this school just for show.
[10:51] ---
    We shall be on our way now, Little Master.
[10:52] ---
    Oh, okay!
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    Incredible!
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    So that's the pinnacle of what I 
    want to be, a first-rate butler!
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    Well, not that I understand how 
    that's related to being a butler...
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    Butlers are incredible, aren't they, Miss?!
[11:08] ---
    I don't really care, but you
    never got your string tie back.
[11:12] ---
    Oh, shoot!
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    Wait, he's gone already!
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    So this is... This is what it 
    is to be a first-rate butler!
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    No, that was out-and-out theft.
[11:24] ---
    Or rather, don't force me to take
    jabs at your monologues, too.
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    Suke, Kaku, teach them a lesson.
[11:34] ---
    I'll make coffee for you any time.
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    I'm so sorry, Maria.
[11:39] ---
    Honestly! What did you go to school for?
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    There.
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    This time, please go to school properly
    without losing your string tie.
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    O-Of course! You can count on me!
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    Are you sure about that?
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    I can't breathe! I can't breathe, Maria!
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    Hey, we're going to be late!
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    I wouldn't mind it one bit if
    you decide not to go, you know!
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    Oh, I'm going! I'm going!
[12:03] ---
    Then I'll see you two later.
[12:05] ---
    Yes, we'll be going then!
[12:07] ---
    Come, Miss!
[12:08] ---
    Hey, you stupid! Quit it!
[12:09] ---
    This is embarrassing!
[12:16] ---
    Quiet down!
[12:18] ---
    Starting today, we're going to have
    a new friend joining our class!
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    Is it a transfer student, Katsy?
[12:24] ---
    Is it a boy? Or a girl?
[12:26] ---
    It's a boy, more or less.
[12:27] ---
    What do you mean, "more or less"?
[12:30] ---
    Me! Katsy, is this boy a cool guy?
[12:33] ---
    What? You want to know if he's cool?
[12:35] ---
    I-It makes me nervous if they're
    going to talk about stuff like that.
[12:39] ---
    I bet Ayasaki's nervous.
[12:42] ---
    All right! I'll take this chance
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    to soften up the crowd for him, 
    and to make up for earlier.
[12:48] ---
    The transfer student is really cute!
[12:51] ---
    What?!
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    He's kind of like
[12:53] ---
    if you boil down Kimutaku and
    Tackey's DNA with Joe Odagiri
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    and add Orly and Brad Pitt to the mix!
[12:59] ---
    Just hearing his voice
    will make you feel faint!
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    The sound effect for a sidelong
    glance from him is like "BAM"!
[13:04] ---
    And he's sort of like Golgo for girls.
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    Not to mention, he's a butler
    for the Sanzenin family!
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    He's practically a genius
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    and his athletic abilities
    are incredible, too!
[13:13] ---
    Huh? A butler for the Sanzenin family?
[13:16] ---
    And so...!
[13:18] ---
    Transfer student, please come on in!
[13:23] ---
    Uh, hello.
[13:28] ---
    Is that Hayata?
[13:30] ---
    Wait, I thought he didn't pass
    the transfer admission test.
[13:34] ---
    Well, a lot happened...
[13:37] ---
    Oh, their focus on me hurts...
[13:40] ---
    Aww. So the cool transfer 
    student was Hayata.
[13:45] ---
    Well, it's true that he's 
    not exactly ugly, but...
[13:49] ---
    We're talking about some awfully 
    poor-looking Orlys and Brad Pitts.
[13:53] ---
    Okay, Ayasaki, come introduce yourself.
[13:56] ---
    What?!
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    I-It's easy for you to give 
    me this satisfied look,
[14:02] ---
    as if to say, "I warmed 
    up the crowd for you!"...
[14:09] ---
    So this is adversity!
[14:11] ---
    This classroom is so cold, like it
    got hit with the Crackle spell,
[14:13] ---
    and to think I have to introduce myself!
[14:15] ---
    It can't be helped.
[14:16] ---
    I can't very well bring shame to the Miss.
[14:20] ---
    The boy named Hayate Ayasaki has worked 
    among adults from a tender age.
[14:25] ---
    And so...
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    Nice to meet you.
[14:31] ---
    This kind of sales-pitch smile 
    is one of his greatest fortes.
[14:37] ---
    As Miss Katsura just mentioned in her
    introduction, I am Hayate Ayasaki.
[14:43] ---
    As a butler of the Sanzenin household,
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    I have the honor of serving Miss
    Nagi, who is also in this class.
[14:50] ---
    Miss Katsura's earlier introduction
    was a little exaggerated
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    and I myself am not a
    particularly astute student,
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    but I hope that I can have fun
    learning alongside all of you.
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    So, I look forward to
    getting to know everyone.
[15:18] ---
    There, I've repaid my debt!
[15:23] ---
    Ah, but school really is such fun, isn't it?
[15:27] ---
    What? You think so?
[15:29] ---
    Aren't you having fun, Miss?
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    There are a lot of people here.
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    I want to live as quietly and
    inconspicuously as possible,
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    and spend the majority of
    my days on manga and games.
[15:41] ---
    That's called a useless member of society.
[15:43] ---
    The reason I skipped grades
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    was also because I didn't want to
    go to school for 12 whole years.
[15:48] ---
    Th-That's really hardcore.
[15:51] ---
    But I am happy that I get to go 
    to school like this with you.
[15:55] ---
    What?
[15:56] ---
    I suppose I have Maria to
    thank for that as well.
[16:01] ---
    And I have you to thank, too.
[16:06] ---
    If you hadn't laid the groundwork for this,
[16:10] ---
    I would not be here today.
[16:15] ---
    Thank you very much, Miss.
[16:19] ---
    No, uh, right...
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    Getting to be with you, I also...
[16:25] ---
    You still like the unpopular spots,
    the same as ever, don't you?
[16:28] ---
    H-Hinagiku, you...!
[16:30] ---
    Oh, Hinagiku, hello.
[16:31] ---
    Hello.
[16:32] ---
    But what are you doing out here?
[16:36] ---
    A little something came up, so I
    thought I'd drop by the clubroom.
[16:38] ---
    This is a shortcut.
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    Wow, you're the student body president,
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    and you still participate in
    extracurricular activities!
[16:44] ---
    What's the use if you
    can't juggle that much?
[16:47] ---
    Come to think of it,
[16:48] ---
    don't you participate in any
    extracurricular activities, Miss?
[16:50] ---
    Huh? Why?
[16:52] ---
    Well, I do believe the best
    part of going to school
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    is participating in extracurricular
    activities with your friends.
[16:57] ---
    Y-You fool! I have no need
    for such things anymore!
[17:01] ---
    Oh, but you're still a
    registered member, you know.
[17:04] ---
    Hinagiku!
[17:05] ---
    Um, what registered member?
[17:07] ---
    She's in the same club as I am.
[17:09] ---
    Y-You fool! Th-That was just
    a one-day trial membership!
[17:13] ---
    You treated it as a darned
    application without my permission!
[17:15] ---
    So, what club?
[17:17] ---
    The kendo team.
[17:19] ---
    The kendo team?!
[17:22] ---
    When I started high school,
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    there was a time when I thought
    that the acute societal withdrawal
[17:27] ---
    might be problematic if it continued...
[17:29] SIGN
    Kendo Team
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    So, based on what I saw during the
    new student recruitment activities,
[17:35] ---
    I thought about getting
    into some kind of sport.
[17:44] ---
    Because she was really cool.
[17:47] ---
    But why did she quit?
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    Beats me. Ask her.
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    Well, because...
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    Both the protective gear and
    the bamboo sword were heavy
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    and I couldn't move very well.
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    That's why you should use
    the children's sizes
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    instead of the same equipment as me.
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    Like hell I'm using children's equipment!
[18:02] ---
    But you quit just because of that?
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    Yes, I quit just because of that.
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    Because I knew right away.
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    That even if I practiced the same sport,
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    it was unlikely that I'd ever be like her.
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    So there was a time when the Miss 
    tried a sport on her own initiative.
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    But if I leave the Miss to her own devices,
[18:28] ---
    she's going to end up a deadbeat 
    slacker or an internet game addict.
[18:32] ---
    I'm thinking finding employment
    might mean an admission of defeat.
[18:37] ---
    All right, Miss!
[18:39] ---
    How about you come take a peek at the
    kendo team with me after school?!
[18:42] ---
    Huh?
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    Wow, so this is the kendo team.
[18:54] ---
    Of course. Like hell this could be
    the manga club or the anime club.
[18:58] SIGN
    Be pure, righteous, and beautiful
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    But I feel like there aren't
    that many people...
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    Well, it's not a popular club
    to begin with at this school.
[19:05] ---
    You look good in your uniform, Hinagiku.
[19:08] ---
    What?
[19:09] ---
    What?!
[19:10] ---
    W-Why, thank you.
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    Then, shall we get the
    introductions out of the way
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    and get you practicing
    with us a bit, Hayate?
[19:16] ---
    That guy just...
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    ...addressed Miss Katsura as "Hinagiku"!
[19:19] ---
    A-And she called him "Hayate"?!
[19:21] ---
    But Hinagiku, what about my protective gear?
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    Can't you do without, Hayate?
[19:26] ---
    B-But Hinagiku...
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    "Hinagiku"! "Hayate"! "Hinagiku"! "Hayate"!
[19:32] ---
    Then I'll get permission
    from our advisor first.
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    Miss Katsura.
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    There's no need to let a guy like
    him practice kendo with us.
[19:39] ---
    Azumamiya...
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    You there, butler.
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    Fight me!
[19:45] ---
    What?!
[19:46] ---
    If you lose to me, never come here again!
[19:48] ---
    Even if he wins, it's not
    like we'll come again.
[19:51] ---
    Hey!
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    If I lose here, the Miss will 
    never practice kendo...
[19:55] ---
    No, I doubt she'll attempt 
    any other sport, either.
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    In which case, I can't lose!
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    I understand! I will accept your challenge!
[20:04] ---
    Hayate?
[20:06] ---
    Oh, a flurry of petals!
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    This is getting interesting.
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    Becoming a sword for your mistress...
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    Quite a fine approach to take.
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    Oh, you're the Prince of Ties!
[20:17] ---
    Please give me back the string tie!
[20:19] ---
    Thank you for the interesting
    nickname. But no, thank you.
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    Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
[20:25] ---
    But I wonder if the Little Master
    Azumamiya is up to fighting him.
[20:29] ---
    What?
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    Take a look.
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    H-His swordsman's chi
    is striking the petals!
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    Hiten...
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    Don't!
[20:42] ---
    And due to copyright issues,
    don't say any more either!
[20:45] ---
    I see, so it means there's
    no need for me to hold back.
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    You said your name was Hayate, was it?!
[20:49] ---
    Y-Yes.
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    I, Kotaro Azumamiya, have
    judged you to be an opponent,
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    whom I must spend the rest
    of my life to defeat!
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    Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
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    The mystery kendo team member, who 
    has suddenly declared a rivalry,
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    Kotaro Azumamiya.
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    How powerful might he actually be?
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    The story has suddenly taken a 
    classic school drama turn of events
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    and next time, he will finally 
    fight his destined rival.
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    Hold on a second!
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    When did I ever say that I would fight?!
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    Nonohara!
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    Come, Nonohara!
[21:25] ---
    Nonohara?
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    He's my butler.
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    Your opponent...
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    ...will be this combat
    butler, Kaede Nonohara!
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    C-Combat butler?!
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    Um, it seems next time, 
    he'll be fighting this guy.
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    Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?
[21:43] ---
    Thank you, Little Master Taiga.
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    Um, could I ask the non-members to leave?
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    What did this guy show up for?
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    Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
[21:55] ---
    A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
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    Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
[22:00] ---
    My feelings waver and then I lose my way
[22:05] ---
    Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
[22:05] ---
    I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
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    Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
[22:08] ---
    That's not so bad, so I go together
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    Tenki-yohou nante nai
[22:14] ---
    Weather forecasts don't exist
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    Zenbu kibun-shidai
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    It's all mood-dependent
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    Nanimo shinpai nai
[22:19] ---
    There's nothing to worry about
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    Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
[22:21] ---
    Leave it to me! Perfectly free
[22:24] ---
    Keri-ageta kutsu ni
[22:24] ---
    On the shoe that I kick up
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    "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
[22:26] ---
    "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
[22:29] ---
    Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
[22:29] ---
    And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
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    Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
[22:31] ---
    One more time, a do-over!
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    Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
[22:34] ---
    I'll try betting once in a while
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    Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
[22:39] ---
    Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
[22:44] ---
    Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
[22:44] ---
    Running through gallantly, to fly
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    Harema ga mieru The Sky
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    I can see a break in the weather, the sky
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    Shinjiteta yo
[22:50] ---
    I had faith
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    Soshite Make My Way
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    And then, I make my way
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    Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
[22:54] ---
    With the hand you quietly reach out
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    Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
[22:57] ---
    I can become invincible, so I go together
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    Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
[23:04] ---
    Stars so beautiful, it'll
    be clear again tomorrow
[23:26] ---
    This is Nagi...
[23:27] ---
    ...and Hayate's...
SIGN    Butler Report
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    ...Butler Report!
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    Hey, there, I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
[23:32] ---
    I am Hayate Ayasaki.
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    I'm Hinagiku Katsura.
[23:34] ---
    Hinagiku, when did you get here?
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    What's this, Hinagiku?
    What are you here for?
[23:38] ---
    I'm going to be in this segment
    for a while, too, now.
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    Well, speaking of you, Hinagiku,
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    it seems you're #1 in popularity in
    a certain weekly manga magazine.
[23:45] ---
    Truly impressive!
[23:45] ---
    Oh, Hayate, flattery won't
    get you anything, you know.
[23:48] ---
    No, no, you excel both
    academically and athletically.
[23:49] ---
    I wish the Miss would learn a
    thing or two from you, too.
[23:52] ---
    Hayate, it's time already!
[23:53] ---
    What are you so angry for, Miss?
[23:55] ---
    Good grief.
[23:56] ---
    Preview
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    So, there you have it. Hello,
    I am Kaede Nonohara.
SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate 
    the Combat Butler" is...
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    I serve as a butler for
    the Azumamiya family.
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    Now, Nonohara, defeat him right this minute!
[24:04] ---
    Certainly.
[24:05] ---
    Safety Shutter!
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    Hayate!
[24:08] ---
    We butlers are not tools
    to be used by our masters.
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    It is not as if we must
    merely do as we are told.
[24:13] ---
    Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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    "Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage".
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    Hayate, I have faith in you.
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    That there's no way you'll lose
    against a butler like him!
[24:19] SIGN
    Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage
[24:21] ---
    Wipe away the tears beneath the mask.