# 15 - Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action

Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)<br>
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**[00:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[00:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please keep the room bright and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sit well away from the TV.<br>**[00:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[00:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, I'm going to do my best!<br>**[00:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, I keep this up and I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can finish this large pizza!<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, that's not it!<br>**[00:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have to get recharged and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;prepare for tomorrow's exam!<br>**[00:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Hayate, I wonder what you're eating tonight.**<br>**[00:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**To the butler-in-debt, it was a wish <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that was never to come true again.**<br>**[00:53] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Student ID<br>**[00:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It wasn't a dream.<br>**[00:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can go to school again.<br>**[01:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I owe it all to Maria<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for recommending me.<br>**[01:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;M-Maria?<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So...<br>**[01:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please go here and study hard.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Student ID
<br>**[01:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[01:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This is from Hakuou Academy...<br>**[01:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My student ID?!<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Please watch me, Maria!**<br>**[01:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I will also strive to live up to <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your expectations, without fail!**<br>**[01:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[01:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to attend Hakuou Academy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and become a first-rate butler!<br>**[01:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**No, no. Even if you go to school,**<br>**[01:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**it's not like that'll turn you <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into a first-rate butler.**<br>**[01:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is one who serves.**<br>**[01:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is one who waits upon others.**<br>**[01:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A butler is a formal guardian,**<br>**[01:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**who is there to support his mistress <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in all aspects of her life.**<br>**[01:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Yes!**<br>**[01:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**This is about a boy who fights and puts <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his life on the line for a girl...**<br>**[01:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**A super combat battle story!**<br>**[02:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I shall patiently teach you what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it is to be a first-rate butler.<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue<br>**[02:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Our destination that we've<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;staked upon this earth<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku<br>**[02:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the sudden gale that cuts across<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Unmei ni makete<br>**[02:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Giving in to fate<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo<br>**[02:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And hunkering down is no fun<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore ja kakko warui yo!<br>**[02:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just not cool!<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uso kara deta makoto<br>**[02:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Many a true word is spoken in jest<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi<br>**[02:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Regret is probably reaping what you sowed<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zettai, nase ba naru!<br>**[02:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Where there's a will,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there's definitely a way!<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku<br>**[02:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a great rippling wave swallows us up<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Karada nami ni makasereba<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just let it take you<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kanchigai no yume<br>**[02:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dreams that are misguided<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mato-hazure no kitai<br>**[03:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hopes that are way off base<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!<br>**[03:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll grab them someday,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you just have conviction<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou<br>**[03:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's kick up the earth and start running<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku<br>**[03:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like the capricious breeze that dances about<br>**[03:36] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action<br>**[03:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You seem awfully happy, Hayate.<br>**[03:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Whoa! I didn't know you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stayed the night, Hinagiku!<br>**[03:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-Good morning.<br>**[03:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Morning.<br>**[03:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what's the matter?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You seem to be in an awfully foul mood...<br>**[03:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have to ask?!<br>**[03:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really! You suddenly disappeared<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like that yesterday evening,<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you showed no signs of coming<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;back late into the night,<br>**[04:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you were absolutely nowhere to be found.<br>**[04:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And after all that, you don't think<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you caused anyone to worry?!<br>**[04:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry! I'm sorry!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm really sorry! I really am sorry!<br>**[04:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, judging by your behavior,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you got accepted?<br>**[04:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, yes, thank you.<br>**[04:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll forgive you for the time being.<br>**[04:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going home now,<br>**[04:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but be sure to say hello<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you see me at school.<br>**[04:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Oh, all right. Roger that.<br>**[04:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good.<br>**[04:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll be students at the same school...<br>**[04:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, you've been holding your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;student ID since last night?<br>**[04:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes! I slept with it in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my hands all night long!<br>**[04:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I swear! How adorable can you get?!<br>**[04:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess it made you really happy.<br>**[04:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes!<br>**[04:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know those people who<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;burst into song in musicals?<br>**[05:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I think I know what that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;urge feels like now!<br>**[05:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't need to get how that feels!<br>**[05:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There aren't any character songs<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a scene like this anyway.<br>**[05:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, a musical anime would<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be tough production-wise.<br>**[05:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right...<br>**[05:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, that reminds me, what<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;should I do about a uniform?<br>**[05:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uniform?<br>**[05:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes. Hakuou's students wear uniforms, right?<br>**[05:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Staying in my butler uniform would be...<br>**[05:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You shouldn't need one.<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[05:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed. And it will be easier to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tell you apart that way, too.<br>**[05:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry. There are other<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butlers at the school, too.<br>**[05:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, the others will respect<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you more in your butler uniform.<br>**[05:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[05:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the bigger question is whether<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll be in the same class or not.<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[05:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[05:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you saying? I'll be in high school.<br>**[05:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're still 13 years old,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so you're in middle school.<br>**[05:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, right, you don't know, do you?<br>**[05:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Know what?<br>**[05:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've skipped grades, so I'm in high school.<br>**[06:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! You're in high school?!<br>**[06:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be so surprised.<br>**[06:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's... But, it's like that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;4-panel comic series...<br>**[06:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah-ah! Don't say any more than that!<br>**[06:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But how is it possible? You're so little!<br>**[06:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't call me little!<br>**[06:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-But... really?<br>**[06:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Darn it! You're one skeptical bastard!<br>**[06:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fine, take a look at this!<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ta-da!<br>**[06:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Student ID<br>**[06:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-This is...!<br>**[06:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look so grumpy in the photo.<br>**[06:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not the jab you should be making!<br>**[06:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow! That really *is* a high school ID!<br>**[06:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you so from the start, didn't I?!<br>**[06:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakuou has butlers, people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who've skipped grades,<br>**[06:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and all kinds of other<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;students, so it's quite fun.<br>**[06:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, I had no idea.<br>**[06:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, I had to work hard<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make you believe me,<br>**[06:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I guess you implicitly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;believe what Maria says.<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no, I didn't really mean it like that.<br>**[06:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly! Taking me for a fool!<br>**[06:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I may not look it, but my grades are...<br>**[06:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, I hope we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;end up in the same class.<br>**[07:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yeah...<br>**[07:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I can't wait for it to be Monday!<br>**[07:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**And so, to accommodate length issues,**<br>**[07:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**maybe we'll just skip forward <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all the way to Monday morning.**<br>**[07:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow...<br>**[07:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;See that? There's nothing here when<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you come this early in the morning.<br>**[07:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're not doing this again after today.<br>**[07:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's my school.<br>**[07:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know that already.<br>**[07:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, do you? Had you already found out?<br>**[07:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you okay?<br>**[07:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's fine if you're just happy.<br>**[07:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you certainly are amazing. Skipping<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grades to be in high school.<br>**[07:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not especially amazing.<br>**[07:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not the only one who's skipped grades.<br>**[07:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A couple students to it every year.<br>**[07:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[07:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Besides, the record holder for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;skipping grades at this school<br>**[08:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;enrolled at age 10 and graduated at age 13.<br>**[08:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[08:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On top of that, she served as student<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;body president two terms in a row<br>**[08:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and her grades were at the top of her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;class for all 3 years by a wide margin.<br>**[08:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A formidable student with 3 of the silver<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;watches awarded to the top achiever.<br>**[08:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see. I guess behemoths like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that really exist in this world.<br>**[08:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There *is* a behemoth like <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that, really close to you.<br>**[08:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, dear, have I caught a cold?<br>**[08:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, students who skip<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grades or transfer in<br>**[08:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;or have their tuition waived<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as scholarship students...<br>**[08:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They have a duty to contribute to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the school's record, reputation,<br>**[08:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and rate of college enrollment.<br>**[08:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If students like that get bad grades,<br>**[08:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they inevitably face flunking or<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;other harsh punishments sometimes.<br>**[08:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-They do?!<br>**[08:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Come to think of it,**<br>**[08:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**the student council people <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;said something similar, too.**<br>**[08:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I was in high spirits, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just by getting accepted,**<br>**[08:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**but this is still a prestigious school.**<br>**[09:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I transferred in with borderline grades. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will I really be able to cut it?**<br>**[09:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But knowing you, you'll be fine.<br>**[09:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're capable of anything, after all.<br>**[09:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's wrong, Hayate?<br>**[09:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In battle, you must always be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;reading two or three moves ahead.<br>**[09:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By Char Aznable.<br>**[09:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Waking up early can certainly pay off.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You get to meet interesting people.<br>**[09:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I make the jab that he's the most<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;interesting person here, would I lose?<br>**[09:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!*<br>**[09:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Probably.<br>**[09:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, was there a point to the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;saying that he quoted earlier?<br>**[09:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?<br>**[09:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Little Master Taiga.<br>**[09:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Himuro thanked me!<br>**[09:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um...<br>**[09:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That outfit... You're a butler as well?<br>**[09:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, yes, I'm a butler of the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanzenin household. My name is...<br>**[09:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanzenin?<br>**[09:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, so you're the one...<br>**[09:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Which means...<br>**[09:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Wow, he's really pretty.**<br>**[10:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what are you trying to do to Hayate?!<br>**[10:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, that's right.<br>**[10:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I recall, if someone can make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;this young lady apologize in tears,<br>**[10:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that person gets to inherit the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sanzenin family fortune...<br>**[10:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't let you lay a hand on the Miss!<br>**[10:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will protect her!<br>**[10:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[10:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, to be honest, I have my source<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of funds called Little Master Taiga,<br>**[10:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'm not really interested.<br>**[10:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Source of funds?!<br>**[10:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's going to be stolen from you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you're not paying attention.<br>**[10:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[10:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Wait, that's my string tie!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; How did you do that?!<br>**[10:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A foolish question.<br>**[10:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's obvious, isn't it?<br>**[10:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because I'm a first-rate butler.<br>**[10:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A first-rate... butler...?<br>**[10:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People don't wear butler uniforms<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;at this school just for show.<br>**[10:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We shall be on our way now, Little Master.<br>**[10:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, okay!<br>**[10:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Incredible!**<br>**[10:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**So that's the pinnacle of what I <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;want to be, a first-rate butler!**<br>**[11:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Well, not that I understand how <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that's related to being a butler...**<br>**[11:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butlers are incredible, aren't they, Miss?!<br>**[11:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't really care, but you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never got your string tie back.<br>**[11:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, shoot!<br>**[11:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, he's gone already!<br>**[11:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**So this is... This is what it <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is to be a first-rate butler!**<br>**[11:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, that was out-and-out theft.<br>**[11:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Or rather, don't force me to take<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;jabs at your monologues, too.<br>**[11:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Suke, Kaku, teach them a lesson.<br>**[11:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll make coffee for you any time.<br>**[11:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm so sorry, Maria.<br>**[11:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Honestly! What did you go to school for?<br>**[11:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There.<br>**[11:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This time, please go to school properly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;without losing your string tie.<br>**[11:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Of course! You can count on me!<br>**[11:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure about that?<br>**[11:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't breathe! I can't breathe, Maria!<br>**[11:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, we're going to be late!<br>**[11:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wouldn't mind it one bit if<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you decide not to go, you know!<br>**[12:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, I'm going! I'm going!<br>**[12:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll see you two later.<br>**[12:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, we'll be going then!<br>**[12:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come, Miss!<br>**[12:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, you stupid! Quit it!<br>**[12:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is embarrassing!<br>**[12:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quiet down!<br>**[12:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Starting today, we're going to have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a new friend joining our class!<br>**[12:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it a transfer student, Katsy?<br>**[12:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is it a boy? Or a girl?<br>**[12:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a boy, more or less.<br>**[12:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What do you mean, "more or less"?<br>**[12:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Me! Katsy, is this boy a cool guy?<br>**[12:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You want to know if he's cool?<br>**[12:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It makes me nervous if they're<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;going to talk about stuff like that.<br>**[12:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I bet Ayasaki's nervous.**<br>**[12:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**All right! I'll take this chance**<br>**[12:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**to soften up the crowd for him, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and to make up for earlier.**<br>**[12:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The transfer student is *really* cute!<br>**[12:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[12:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's kind of like<br>**[12:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you boil down Kimutaku and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tackey's DNA with Joe Odagiri<br>**[12:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and add Orly and Brad Pitt to the mix!<br>**[12:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just hearing his voice<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will make you feel faint!<br>**[13:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sound effect for a sidelong<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;glance from him is like "BAM"!<br>**[13:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And he's sort of like Golgo for girls.<br>**[13:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not to mention, he's a butler<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for the Sanzenin family!<br>**[13:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's practically a genius<br>**[13:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and his athletic abilities<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;are incredible, too!<br>**[13:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? A butler for the Sanzenin family?<br>**[13:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And so...!<br>**[13:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Transfer student, please come on in!<br>**[13:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, hello.<br>**[13:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that Hayata?<br>**[13:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, I thought he didn't pass<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the transfer admission test.<br>**[13:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, a lot happened...<br>**[13:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Oh, their focus on me hurts...**<br>**[13:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Aww. So the cool transfer <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;student was Hayata.**<br>**[13:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Well, it's true that he's <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;not exactly ugly, but...**<br>**[13:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**We're talking about some awfully <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;poor-looking Orlys and Brad Pitts.**<br>**[13:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, Ayasaki, come introduce yourself.<br>**[13:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[13:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**I-It's easy for you to give <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;me this satisfied look,**<br>**[14:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**as if to say, "I warmed <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;up the crowd for you!"...**<br>**[14:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this is adversity!<br>**[14:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This classroom is so cold, like it<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;got hit with the Crackle spell,<br>**[14:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and to think I have to introduce myself!<br>**[14:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It can't be helped.<br>**[14:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't very well bring shame to the Miss.<br>**[14:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The boy named Hayate Ayasaki has worked <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;among adults from a tender age.**<br>**[14:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**And so...**<br>**[14:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nice to meet you.<br>**[14:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**This kind of sales-pitch smile <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is one of his greatest fortes.**<br>**[14:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As Miss Katsura just mentioned in her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;introduction, I am Hayate Ayasaki.<br>**[14:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a butler of the Sanzenin household,<br>**[14:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I have the honor of serving Miss<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nagi, who is also in this class.<br>**[14:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Katsura's earlier introduction<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was a little exaggerated<br>**[14:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I myself am not a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;particularly astute student,<br>**[14:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but I hope that I can have fun<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;learning alongside all of you.<br>**[15:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I look forward to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;getting to know everyone.<br>**[15:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There, I've repaid my debt!<br>**[15:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, but school really is such fun, isn't it?<br>**[15:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? You think so?<br>**[15:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you having fun, Miss?<br>**[15:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are a lot of people here.<br>**[15:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to live as quietly and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;inconspicuously as possible,<br>**[15:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and spend the majority of<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;my days on manga and games.<br>**[15:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's called a useless member of society.<br>**[15:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The reason I skipped grades<br>**[15:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was also because I didn't want to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;go to school for 12 whole years.<br>**[15:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-That's really hardcore.<br>**[15:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But *I* am happy that I get to go <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to school like this with you.<br>**[15:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[15:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I suppose I have Maria to<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thank for that as well.<br>**[16:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And I have you to thank, too.<br>**[16:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you hadn't laid the groundwork for this,<br>**[16:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I would not be here today.<br>**[16:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you very much, Miss.<br>**[16:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, uh, right...<br>**[16:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Getting to be with you, I also...<br>**[16:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still like the unpopular spots,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the same as ever, don't you?<br>**[16:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Hinagiku, you...!<br>**[16:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Hinagiku, hello.<br>**[16:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hello.<br>**[16:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But what are you doing out here?<br>**[16:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little something came up, so I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thought I'd drop by the clubroom.<br>**[16:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is a shortcut.<br>**[16:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, you're the student body president,<br>**[16:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and you still participate in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;extracurricular activities!<br>**[16:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the use if you<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;can't juggle that much?<br>**[16:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come to think of it,<br>**[16:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't you participate in any<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;extracurricular activities, Miss?<br>**[16:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Why?<br>**[16:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I do believe the best<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;part of going to school<br>**[16:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is participating in extracurricular<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;activities with your friends.<br>**[16:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You fool! I have no need<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for such things anymore!<br>**[17:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, but you're still a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;registered member, you know.<br>**[17:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinagiku!<br>**[17:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, what registered member?<br>**[17:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She's in the same club as I am.<br>**[17:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-You fool! Th-That was just<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a one-day trial membership!<br>**[17:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You treated it as a darned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;application without my permission!<br>**[17:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, what club?<br>**[17:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The kendo team.<br>**[17:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The kendo team?!<br>**[17:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I started high school,<br>**[17:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;there was a time when I thought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that the acute societal withdrawal<br>**[17:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might be problematic if it continued...<br>**[17:29] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kendo Team<br>**[17:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, based on what I saw during the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;new student recruitment activities,<br>**[17:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought about getting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into some kind of sport.<br>**[17:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Because she was really cool.**<br>**[17:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But why did she quit?<br>**[17:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Beats me. Ask her.<br>**[17:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, because...<br>**[17:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Both the protective gear and<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the bamboo sword were heavy<br>**[17:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and I couldn't move very well.<br>**[17:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why you should use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the children's sizes<br>**[17:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;instead of the same equipment as me.<br>**[18:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like hell I'm using children's equipment!<br>**[18:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you quit just because of that?<br>**[18:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I quit just because of that.<br>**[18:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Because I knew right away.**<br>**[18:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**That even if I practiced the same sport,**<br>**[18:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**it was unlikely that I'd ever be like her.**<br>**[18:20] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**So there was a time when the Miss <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;tried a sport on her own initiative.**<br>**[18:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**But if I leave the Miss to her own devices,**<br>**[18:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**she's going to end up a deadbeat <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;slacker or an internet game addict.**<br>**[18:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm thinking finding employment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;might mean an admission of defeat.<br>**[18:37] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right, Miss!<br>**[18:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about you come take a peek at the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kendo team with me after school?!<br>**[18:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[18:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wow, so this is the kendo team.<br>**[18:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course. Like hell this could be<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the manga club or the anime club.<br>**[18:58] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Be pure, righteous, and beautiful<br>**[18:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I feel like there aren't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that many people...<br>**[19:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it's not a popular club<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to begin with at this school.<br>**[19:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look good in your uniform, Hinagiku.<br>**[19:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[19:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[19:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Why, thank you.<br>**[19:12] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, shall we get the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;introductions out of the way<br>**[19:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and get you practicing<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;with us a bit, Hayate?<br>**[19:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That guy just...<br>**[19:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...addressed Miss Katsura as "Hinagiku"!<br>**[19:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-And she called him "Hayate"?!<br>**[19:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But Hinagiku, what about my protective gear?<br>**[19:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can't you do without, Hayate?<br>**[19:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-But Hinagiku...<br>**[19:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Hinagiku"! "Hayate"! "Hinagiku"! "Hayate"!<br>**[19:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I'll get permission<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;from our advisor first.<br>**[19:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Miss Katsura.<br>**[19:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no need to let a guy like<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;him practice kendo with us.<br>**[19:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Azumamiya...<br>**[19:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You there, butler.<br>**[19:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Fight me!<br>**[19:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[19:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you lose to me, never come here again!<br>**[19:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even if he wins, it's not<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like we'll come again.<br>**[19:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey!<br>**[19:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**If I lose here, the Miss will <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;never practice kendo...**<br>**[19:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**No, I doubt she'll attempt <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;any other sport, either.**<br>**[19:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**In which case, I can't lose!**<br>**[20:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I understand! I will accept your challenge!<br>**[20:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate?<br>**[20:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, a flurry of petals!<br>**[20:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is getting interesting.<br>**[20:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Becoming a sword for your mistress...<br>**[20:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Quite a fine approach to take.<br>**[20:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, you're the Prince of Ties!<br>**[20:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please give me back the string tie!<br>**[20:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you for the interesting<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nickname. But no, thank you.<br>**[20:22] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave-ho. Heave-ho.<br>**[20:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But I wonder if the Little Master<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Azumamiya is up to fighting him.<br>**[20:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[20:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Take a look.<br>**[20:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-His swordsman's chi<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is striking the petals!<br>**[20:40] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiten...<br>**[20:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't!<br>**[20:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And due to copyright issues,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;don't say any more either!<br>**[20:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see, so it means there's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;no need for me to hold back.<br>**[20:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You said your name was Hayate, was it?!<br>**[20:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Y-Yes.<br>**[20:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I, Kotaro Azumamiya, have<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;judged you to be an opponent,<br>**[20:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;whom I must spend the rest<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of my life to defeat!<br>**[20:58] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heave-ho. Heave-ho.<br>**[21:03] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The mystery kendo team member, who <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;has suddenly declared a rivalry,**<br>**[21:06] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Kotaro Azumamiya.**<br>**[21:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**How powerful might he actually be?**<br>**[21:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**The story has suddenly taken a <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;classic school drama turn of events**<br>**[21:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**and next time, he will finally <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fight his destined rival.**<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hold on a second!<br>**[21:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When did I ever say that I would fight?!<br>**[21:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nonohara!<br>**[21:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come, Nonohara!<br>**[21:25] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nonohara?<br>**[21:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's my butler.<br>**[21:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your opponent...<br>**[21:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...will be this combat<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butler, Kaede Nonohara!<br>**[21:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;C-Combat butler?!<br>**[21:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;**Um, it seems next time, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;he'll be fighting this guy.**<br>**[21:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?<br>**[21:43] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thank you, Little Master Taiga.<br>**[21:46] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, could I ask the non-members to leave?<br>**[21:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did this guy show up for?<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta<br>**[21:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart<br>**[22:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way<br>**[22:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My feelings waver and then I lose my way<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka<br>**[22:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together<br>**[22:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not so bad, so I go together<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tenki-yohou nante nai<br>**[22:14] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Weather forecasts don't exist<br>**[22:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Zenbu kibun-shidai<br>**[22:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all mood-dependent<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nanimo shinpai nai<br>**[22:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing to worry about<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai<br>**[22:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Leave it to me! Perfectly free<br>**[22:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Keri-ageta kutsu ni<br>**[22:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On the shoe that I kick up<br>**[22:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!<br>**[22:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...<br>**[22:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the result is, I'm looking at nothing<br>**[22:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!<br>**[22:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One more time, a do-over!<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Tama ni wa kakete-miyou<br>**[22:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll try betting once in a while<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai<br>**[22:39] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly<br>**[22:44] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Running through gallantly, to fly<br>**[22:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Harema ga mieru The Sky<br>**[22:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can see a break in the weather, the sky<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinjiteta yo<br>**[22:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I had faith<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soshite Make My Way<br>**[22:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then, I make my way<br>**[22:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de<br>**[22:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With the hand you quietly reach out<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together<br>**[22:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can become invincible, so I go together<br>**[23:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa<br>**[23:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stars so beautiful, it'll<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be clear again tomorrow<br>**[23:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is Nagi...<br>**[23:27] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...and Hayate's...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butler Report
<br>**[23:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Butler Report!<br>**[23:30] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, there, I'm Nagi Sanzenin.<br>**[23:32] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Hayate Ayasaki.<br>**[23:33] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm Hinagiku Katsura.<br>**[23:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hinagiku, when did you get here?<br>**[23:36] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's this, Hinagiku?<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you here for?<br>**[23:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to be in this segment<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;for a while, too, now.<br>**[23:41] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, speaking of you, Hinagiku,<br>**[23:42] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it seems you're #1 in popularity in<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a certain weekly manga magazine.<br>**[23:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Truly impressive!<br>**[23:45] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Hayate, flattery won't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;get you anything, you know.<br>**[23:48] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, you excel both<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;academically and athletically.<br>**[23:49] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I wish the Miss would learn a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;thing or two from you, too.<br>**[23:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, it's time already!<br>**[23:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you so angry for, Miss?<br>**[23:55] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good grief.<br>**[23:56] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Preview<br>**[23:57] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, there you have it. Hello,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I am Kaede Nonohara.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode of "Hayate <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Combat Butler" is...
<br>**[24:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I serve as a butler for<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the Azumamiya family.<br>**[24:02] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, Nonohara, defeat him right this minute!<br>**[24:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Certainly.<br>**[24:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Safety Shutter!<br>**[24:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate!<br>**[24:08] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We butlers are not tools<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be used by our masters.<br>**[24:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It is not as if we must<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;merely do as we are told.<br>**[24:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",<br>**[24:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;"Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage".<br>**[24:17] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hayate, I have faith in you.<br>**[24:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That there's no way you'll lose<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against a butler like him!<br>**[24:19] SIGN**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage<br>**[24:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wipe away the tears beneath the mask.<br>