Hayate the Combat Butler! (Season 1 & 2) Hayate is a super-unlucky 16 year-old-boy. By chance, he rescues Nagi, the well-dressed heiress to a mega-rich family from hoodlums, then he gets hired as a live-in butler. Season 1 1 - In English, "Unmei" Means "Destiny" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] Hay     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:09] Nag     That's right [00:21] Robo     Hey, Nagi Sanzenin! Come quietly     and fall prey to this robot! [00:26] Nag     Don't be ridiculous! Why should I?! [00:28] ---     Naritasan [00:28] Robo     Ah! That's because there's someone who     will profit greatly by your death! [00:34] Nag     Impossible, for five reasons! [00:36] Robo     What? [00:37] Nag     Firstly, you are stupid! [00:39] Nag     Secondly, you are incredibly stupid! [00:41] Nag     Thirdly, you are infinitely stupid! [00:44] Nag     Fourthly, you are cosmically     and revolutionarily stupid! [00:46] Nag     And fifthly... [00:47] Robo     I've heard enough! Die! [00:53] Nag     HAYATE! [01:02] Robo     Wha?! [01:06] Hay     You called, Miss? [01:08] Nag     Hayate! [01:09] Robo     Wh-Who the hell are you?! [01:12] Hay     Who? Me? Well... [01:14] Nag     Hurry! The opening sequence     is about to start! [01:18] Hay     What? Oh! Uh, um, I came to     the Sanzenin household to... [01:20] Nar     A butler is one who serves. [01:24] Nar     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:27] Nar     A butler is a formal     guardian, who is there to [01:30] ---     support his mistress in     all aspects of her life. [01:34] Nar     Yes! [01:35] Nar     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:39] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:44] Hay     Wait, the narration's too early! [01:46] Hay     I'm, um... [01:50] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:50] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:56] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:56] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:03] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:03] ---     Giving in to fate [02:06] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:06] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:10] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:10] ---     That's just not cool! [02:15] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:15] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:19] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:19] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:24] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:24] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:27] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:27] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:34] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:34] ---     Just let it take you [02:40] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:40] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:43] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:43] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:46] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:46] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:53] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:53] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:59] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:59] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:06] ---      [03:18] Hay     Tell me, Mr. Santa, why     don't you bring me presents? [03:23] San     Ah, that's because your family is poor. [03:27] Hay     What?! B-But then, what am I supposed to do?! [03:31] San     Work, lad! [03:32] San     If a man will not work, he shall not eat! [03:34] San     If there's something you want, do something about it yourself.      [03:37] Hay     B-But... [03:39] San     But have faith. [03:41] San     The one to have the last laugh will surely... [03:43] ---     ...be he, who is honest and hard-working. [03:45] Hay     Mr. Santa! [03:46] San     But well, I'm still not     bringing you any presents. [03:49] Hay     What?! Wait! What's that supposed to mean?! [03:54] Hay     Wait a minute! [03:56] Hay     Hey! [03:58] Hay     That last thing he said bothered me, [04:00] ---     but even so, I decided to believe     in Santa's words and live by them. [04:05] Hay     That is, until today! [04:07] Man     What are we going to do?!      Five more minutes! [04:09] ---     If we don't get the manuscript     in five more minutes...! [04:11] Man     Oh, this week's edition is doomed! [04:15] Man     Please relax! [04:16] Man     The fastest bike messenger in the     industry will be here shortly! [04:19] Man     The fastest? [04:28] Man     Here he comes! That's him! [04:30] Hay     Thank you for waiting! [04:43] Hay     I am the bike messenger Hayate Ayasaki [04:46] Hay     Your signature, please. [04:49] ---     In English, "Unmei" Means "Destiny" [04:52] Man     Thank you, fastest bike     messenger in the industry, [04:55] ---     with the tremendously sturdy     and superhuman body! [04:58] Man     But kid, are you really all right? [05:01] Hay     Please don't worry. [05:02] Hay     I work out. [05:06] Hay     Well, then, we look forward     to being of service again. [05:09] Man     Oh, wait, kid! [05:10] Hay     I'm fine! [05:12] Hay     Really. [05:13] Man     No! In front! In front of you! SIGN    Be Careful You Damn Bicycles SIGN    Suginami Ward [05:24] Goro     Sorry! Are you all right?! [05:27] Man     Poor kid. And he's such an admirable boy. [05:30] Man     Yes, [05:30] Man     that boy is horribly unlucky. [05:33] Hay     Ow, that hurt. [05:35] Hay     Sheesh. [05:37] Hay     And it's Christmas Eve, too. [05:39] Nar     Yes! At around this time,     the boy was still... [05:42] ---     ...a totally unremarkable     high school student, [05:44] ---     who attended a totally unremarkable     public high school. [05:47] Guys     Hey there, Hayate. [05:49] Hay     Why hello! [05:50] ---     My totally unremarkable classmates, [05:52] ---     who attend the totally unremarkable     public high school! [05:54] Guy     Well, sorry for being unremarkable. [05:57] Hay     So what's up? You're all together. [05:59] Hay     Oh, let me guess. A Christmas party? [06:01] Guy     Yeah, come if you're not busy. [06:02] Girl     I'm really looking forward to the party. [06:03] Guy     It's all you can eat and     drink for just 3000 yen. [06:03] ---     Yeah. [06:04] Girl     We gotta eat a lot, 3000 yen's worth. [06:06] ---     Yeah. [06:07] Hay     Uh, but I don't have any money, and     I'm still working my part-time job. [06:07] ---     Better bring your A-game! [06:09] Guy     As unsociable as ever, aren't you? [06:11] Girl     Hayate, you're athletic,     so you should join a [06:14] ---     sports team at school or something. [06:15] Hay     But that would cut into my time for work. [06:18] Guy     Darn you! All you talk about is work!      What are you, money-mad?! [06:20] Girl     You can't buy friendship with money! [06:22] Guy     Why do you need so much money anyway? [06:25] Hay     That's because... uh... [06:27] Hay     My parents are unemployed...? [06:33] Guy     S-Sorry, I think we got     kind of carried away there. [06:36] Guy     Later! [06:39] ---     Yes, for example, [06:41] ---     if they were laid off     because of the bad economy, [06:44] ---     there would be some room for sympathy. [06:46] ---     However, with Hayate's father... SIGN    Father [06:49] Dad     Yeah! Ever heard of self-realization?! [06:52] Dad     I think there's a much more suitable     job for me out there somewhere! [06:56] Nar     With his head in the clouds, he's an     insanely unproductive member of society. [06:59] ---     Mother [06:59] Mom     Woohoo! It's not as if I'm     frittering our money away! [07:03] Mom     I'm investing in my dreams! [07:06] ---     And his mother also neglects the housework, [07:09] ---     throwing away money left and right. [07:11] Hay     If a man will not work, he shall not eat! [07:13] Hay     But I have faith! [07:15] Hay     The one to have the last laugh will surely... [07:17] ---     Surely, it'll be he, who's     honest and hard-working! [07:21] Man     Ayasaki, you're fired. [07:24] Man     You've been lying about     your age, haven't you? [07:26] Man     I hear you're still in high school. [07:28] Hay     H-How did you know that?! [07:30] Man     Your parents came by earlier and told me. [07:34] Man     I thought you were a serious     and capable young man. [07:37] ---     You let me down. [07:38] Man     I turned over the 170,000 yen you     earned so far this month to them. [07:42] Hay     Y-You gave it to them? [07:44] Hay     Hand over that kind of     money to those parents, [07:46] ---     and they're bound to fritter it all     away, investing in their dreams! [07:50] Man     That's absurd. What parents would do that? [07:53] Hay     My parents! That's why I lied     about my age to work part-time! [07:56] Hay     This can't be happening... [07:58] Hay     But even they must know that this     money need to be spent carefully... [08:02] Hay     Dad! Mom! [08:05] Hay     Where are my wages?! [08:07] ---     Wages [08:10] Hay     Thank goodness! They haven't spent it yet! [08:14] Mom     Sorry! I tried "investing in my     dream", but it didn't work out. [08:17] Mom     Teehee. Mom. [08:28] Hay     H-How are we supposed to make     it to next year on this? [08:32] Hay     We don't even have any savings left. [08:39] Hay     To Hayate. [08:40] Hay     A Christmas Present for you. [08:55] Hay     What's this? [08:56] Hay     Ones, tens, hundreds,     thousands, ten thousands, [08:58] ---     hundred thousands, millions,     ten millions, hundred million?! [09:01] Hay     An IOU for 156,804,000 yen?! [09:04] 2     We borrowed money from     some very generous people. [09:04] ---     Mother [09:04] ---     Father [09:08] 2     So, we'll be counting on you to pay it off. [09:10] Hay     You idiots! SIGN    To Hayate Sorry, I got carried away gambling... no real helping it. But well, what's done is done. [09:12] Mom     But well, what's done is done. [09:15] Hay     D-Don't just brush it off! [09:16] Dad     But it'll be tedious to work if off     and our family has no money left. [09:20] Mom     Mommy and Daddy gave it a lot of thought,     and we came up with a brilliant idea. [09:24] Hay     Brilliant idea? [09:26] 2     We know!!      [09:27] ---     We'll give Hayate as a present by way of an apology!!!      [09:30] ---     It's Christmas, after all. [09:31] Hay*     D-Dad! Mom! [09:33] Yakuza     Hey! Mr. Ayasaki, are you here? [09:37] Yakuza     We've come for your boy! [09:43] Hay     Could it be that you're the     "very generous people"? [09:48] Yakuza     You bet. [09:49] ---     We're the "very generous people"     folk who lent your parents money. [09:53] Hay     C-Come on, Mr. Very Generous People, [09:56] ---     my parents, who owe you the     debt, aren't here anymore. [09:59] Hay     Besides, there's no way I can     pay back 156,804,000 yen... [10:03] ---     You ain't got nothin' to worry 'bout. [10:04] ---     We're pros here, too. [10:06] ---     If ya just come with us... [10:08] ---     For example, ya could go     to a tropical paradise [10:10] ---     and devote yerself to free volunteer work. [10:14] ---     Or ya could find employment     with a global courier service. [10:22] ---     Oh, becomin' a consultant, [10:25] ---     who teaches the value of traffic     etiquette, could be good, too. [10:33] ---     Well, we'll be able to help     ya out in a lotta ways. [10:44] ---     Hey! Hold it right there, sonny boy! [10:50] Hay     I've managed to get away somehow, but... [10:52] Hay     I never thought they'd go so far. [10:54] ---     My parents are unbelievable. [11:01] Hay     No matter how many times I look at it,     I guess it's still 156,804,000 yen. [11:08] Hay     I guess I've been abandoned for real. [11:13] San     But have faith. [11:15] San     The one to have the last laugh will surely... [11:19] Hay     NO! [11:21] Hay     In the end, it's the dishonest     guys who win in this world! [11:24] Hay     There's nothing to gain from     working hard at honest jobs! [11:28] Hay     Nello from "A Dog of Flanders" stayed     a nice guy and he wound up dead! [11:32] Nag     What is wrong with this machine?! [11:33] Nag     Does it not take credit cards?! [11:43] Nar     It was the fateful encounter of boy and girl. [11:51] Hay     Hayate the Combat Butler     (Hayate no Gotoku) [11:56] Nag     Christmas.     (Kurisumasu) [11:58] Yakuza     We lost him. [11:59] Yakuza     Spry kid, that one. [12:01] Yakuza     Find him, even if you have to     search every nook and cranny. [12:05] Yakuza     And you two, this isn't     even close to being enough. [12:08] Yakuza     If you don't bring it all by tomorrow,     you know what's coming, right?! [12:11] Guys     Y-Yes, sir! [12:14] Hay     Debt collectors of their kind...     They'll never let me get away, no matter what. [12:19] ---     That's exactly right. [12:22] ---     You're finished! [12:23] ---     Don't fight it, just turn     yourself over to those guys... [12:25] ---     O Hayate, you mustn't ever give up. [12:27] ---     You were born a man and thus, [12:29] ---     you must continue to strive to the very end. [12:31] ---     Hah! What the hell can he do now? [12:34] ---     Let us kidnap that girl. [12:35] ---     Huh? [12:36] ---     We shall kidnap her and gratefully     accept 150 million yen in ransom. [12:41] ---     Good idea. [12:42] ---     H-Hey, don't you think that's a bad     idea, no matter what the situation? [12:45] ---     But my very life's in danger because     of those worthless parents of mine! [12:48] ---     That is right. A modicum of     villainy should be permitted. [12:51] ---     No, it ought to be permitted! [12:53] ---     Don't do it! [12:54] ---     Even Nello and Patrasche are     surely in Heaven right now, [12:56] ---     exhorting you to avenge them. [12:58] ---     Yeah, and even if I get caught, I'll     have warm meals and a bed in prison. [13:02] ---     See here! Do not touch me! [13:04] ---     Hey, hey, you're cute! [13:06] ---     All alone on the night of Christmas Eve? [13:09] ---     Come someplace fun with us. [13:17] ---     Don't go hitting on girls on the     anniversary of Nello's death! [13:19] ---     Go look at a Rubens painting     and observe it in mourning! [13:22] ---     You fools! [13:23] ---     H-Hey... [13:24] ---     I've never even been hit by my dad! [13:28] ---     Sorry about that! [13:32] ---     Sh-Shoot, I automatically leapt     out at them without thinking... [13:35] ---     Thank you. [13:43] ---     I don't really get it, but you saved me. [13:48] ---     By the way, do you understand how this works? [13:51] ---     Huh? [13:51] ---     Warm [13:52] ---     I want this thing labeled "warm", [13:53] ---     but it will not come out,     even when I press the button. [13:56] ---     Well, you need to put in a     100 yen coin or something... [13:59] ---     Without this "warm" thing,     I will freeze to death! [14:16] ---     It's not good for a girl to     catch a chill, so wear that. [14:20] ---     What a cheap-looking coat. [14:22] ---     The craftsmanship is shoddy     and the fabric is heavy. [14:24] ---     On top of which, it's too baggy for me. [14:27] ---     But it's warm. I like it. [14:31] ---     Yes, I shall do something for you     in thanks for this "warm" thing. [14:35] ---     In thanks? [14:36] ---     It can be anything. Just name it. [14:38] ---     Anything... Really? [14:41] ---     Yes! [14:45] ---     I know! Since it's come to this,     I have no choice but to go for it! [14:48] ---     In that moment, the boy found his resolve. [14:50] ---     In thanks for his help, he would ask her... [14:53] ---     ...to be his hostage, so     he could demand ransom. [14:55] ---     Then I'll get straight to the point. [14:57] ---     Sure, sure. [14:59] ---     Won't you go with me? [15:00] ---     What? [15:03] ---     I want you! [15:05] ---     His questionable choice of words... [15:07] ---     ...was to thoroughly complicate     their relationship! [15:10] ---     Idio... It may be Christmas Eve, but     to make a sudden confession like that?! [15:13] ---     D-Do you know exactly what it     is that you're asking here?! [15:18] ---     I could never joke about something like this. [15:21] ---     This is life or death. [15:23] ---     From the moment I first     laid eyes on you, I... [15:25] ---     I decided that I would take you away with me! [15:27] ---     His earnestness is conveyed. [15:29] ---     However, whether it is     conveyed accurately or not... [15:32] ---     ...is a different story. [15:34] ---     A-All right. [15:36] ---     But in exchange... [15:38] ---     Absolutely no cheating or anything, got it?! [15:40] ---     Huh? Uh... [15:43] ---     Sure. [15:45] ---     Cheating? [15:46] ---     Well, whatever. [15:47] ---     Then, would you tell me your     guardian's phone number? [15:51] ---     Okay. [15:52] ---     Then wait here for a sec. [15:56] ---     My heart's still pounding. [15:58] ---     But that boy is strong and kind. [16:01] ---     He's just so cool! [16:08] ---     To Hayate [16:08] ---     Hayate... Is that his name? [16:13] ---     Haya... [16:18] ---     Now, to make an anonymous ransom demand. [16:23] ---     No one can stop me now! [16:28] ---     Yes, hello? [16:30] ---     Oh, hello? This is Ayasaki. [16:33] ---     What's a kidnapper doing introducing himself? [16:36] ---     It's over. My perfect plan... [16:40] ---     And it hadn't even begun. [16:51] ---     Daddy, Mommy, why isn't he wearing     a coat when it's so cold out? [16:55] ---     Shh! [16:57] Hay     Yeah, in the end, this is pretty     much how it goes for me. [17:00] Hay     Whether I try to do honest     work or commit a crime, [17:03] ---     it's never going to work out. [17:05] Hay     I feel so tired somehow. [17:10] Hay     If I just fell asleep now, would I die? [17:13] Hay     But that'd be fine, too. [17:14] ---     There's nothing but pain, even     if I were to stay alive... [17:17] Hay     No one would care if I died anyway... [17:22] Mar     Are you all right? [17:35] Mar     This is terrible! You're so cold! [17:53] Mar     You will catch a cold if you sleep out here. [17:58] Nar     He was blindsided. [18:00] ---     This kind smile... [18:02] ---     To the boy's heart, frozen     in life's pit of despair, [18:05] ---     it apparently made quite an impact. [18:14] Mar     What? Um, wait... [18:16] Hay     Patrasche, I was wrong. [18:18] Hay     There are incredibly kind people     in this world, like her. [18:21] Hay     And yet, I was going to do something     foolish like kidnapping... [18:24] Nag     What are you doing?! [18:25] Guys     Don't make a fuss! [18:27] Hay     That's right! What am I doing?! [18:29] Guy     Quit dragging your feet! [18:30] Nag     Hey! [18:32] Guy     Get in there already! [18:35] Hay     What? [18:36] Mar     Oh, dear! That child! She's     getting kidnapped again! [18:40] Hay     Are you an acquaintance of hers? [18:42] Mar     Yes. What shall I do? And     Himegami isn't here, either. [18:46] Hay     I'm going to borrow this. [18:49] Hay     You call the police. [18:52] Hay     I will rescue her! [18:54] Mar     Rescue her? But they're in a car! [19:00] Nar     That's right! This anime will     never condone brutal crimes! [19:05] Nar     Kidnapping is not cool! [19:07] Guy     All right, the kidnapping's a success! [19:10] Guy     Now, we'll be able to rustle up a     fat ransom and pay off our debt! [19:13] Nag     Hey, you two idiots. [19:16] Nag     You're polluting the air, so would     you do me a favor and stop breathing? [19:19] Nag     You're destroying the environment. [19:21] Nag     You have to take good care of Earth. [19:22] Guy     Y-You damn brat! [19:24] Guy     If you make us mad... [19:25] Nag     I told you not to breathe, didn't I, baldy?! [19:29] Guy     You keep that up and you're     seriously gonna get hurt! [19:33] Nag     Stay away from me, pervert! [19:34] Nag     Come any closer and I'm     calling for help, you fool! [19:38] Guy     You're the fool, little girl! [19:40] Guy     You think there's anyone who can     catch up to a car going this fast?! [19:43] Nag     Sure there is! [19:44] Nag     He said he would risk his     life to take me away! [19:46] Nag     So if I call for him, he'll come! [19:48] Guy     Then why don't you try calling     him right this minute? [19:54] Nag     HAYATE! [20:04] Guys     What?! [20:06] Nag     Hayate... [20:17] Hay     You scoundrels! Give that     girl back without a fuss! [20:22] Guy     B-Bro! [20:23] Guy     Shuddup! H-He suddenly jumped in front of me! [20:26] Nag     How dare you two...! [20:30] Hay     Would you please return that girl to me? [20:33] 2     Y-Yes, sir! [20:37] Nag     Hayate! [20:41] Cop     Hey, shut up and walk. [20:41] Cop     What the hell was that guy? [20:43] ---     Come on. [20:44] Nag     Hey, are you all right? [20:46] Hay     Please don't worry. I work out. [20:49] Hay     I'm really glad that you're all right. [20:52] Nag     It seems I must thank you again. [20:54] Hay     You don't have to thank me. [20:56] Hay     I very nearly... [20:58] Nag     Huh? What is it? No need to hold back. [21:00] ---     Tell me whatever you want. [21:02] Hay     Then, this time, could you     maybe find me... a new job... [21:07] Nag     H-Hey! [21:08] Nag     A-Are you really all right?! [21:11] Nag     There's some kind of red     liquid coming out of you! [21:13] Hay     This is nothing... Just a bit too     much to put on the airwaves... [21:16] ---     These scrapes on my head,     abdomen, and four limbs... [21:19] Nag     Hayate! [21:20] Nag     Hey, Hayate! [21:23] Mar     Nagi! [21:24] Nag     Ah! Maria! [21:25] Nag     Perfect timing! We need to treat him quickly! [21:27] Mar     I did contact Mr. Klaus and     ask him to come pick us up... [21:31] Mar     But this is... [21:33] Mar     Where in the world did     you get that shabby coat? [21:36] Nag     Uh, this is certainly a     pitifully cheaply-made coat, [21:39] Nag     but it's a coat that my savior     was kind enough to give to me. [21:42] Nag     I would disgrace the Sanzenin name     if I didn't wear it with care, right? [21:45] Mar     Your... savior? [21:48] Nag     That reminds me! We had yet to find     a replacement for Himegami, right? [21:51] Nag     Let's make it him! [21:52] Mar     Pardon? [21:53] Cop     We'll transport the injured in this car! [21:56] Nag     No need! Everything is taken care of! [22:01] Nag     I promised that I would find him a new job. [22:04] Nag     And I owe him. [22:05] Nag     So I will make him Nagi     Sanzenin's new butler! [22:10] Nar     Yes, it was truly a fateful encounter. [22:14] Nar     As of this night, the boy's fate     begins to change greatly, but... [22:18] Nar     Check back with us for more details. [22:20] Nar     We will continue to fight the broadcast     regulations again next time! [22:26] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [22:26] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [22:32] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [22:32] ---     And brought it pain [22:36] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:36] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:42] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:42] ---     I will take from you [22:47] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:47] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:52] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:52] ---     And madly dashing about [22:57] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:57] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [23:03] ---     Muimi ni sugita [23:03] ---     Go by emptily [23:08] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [23:08] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [23:13] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [23:13] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [23:18] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [23:18] ---     What part of you should I touch [23:24] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [23:24] ---     I sought it out [23:29] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [23:29] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:34] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:34] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:39] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:39] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:44] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:44] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:48] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:48] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [24:00] ---     Preview [24:01] ---     Hayate, you were looking     for live-in work, right? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:04] ---     Y-Yes. [24:05] ---     Then why don't you work as     my butler at this house? [24:07] ---     B-But Hayate doesn't even     know what a butler does... [24:10] ---     I'll do it! No matter what happens, [24:12] ---     I, Hayate Ayasaki, will put my life     on the line and protect you, Miss! [24:15] ---     What am I going to do with     these two clueless people? [24:18] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:19] ---     "A New Beginning with     Nagi Sanzenin's Estate"! [24:22] ---     So we finally meet again, sonny boy. [24:22] ---     A New Beginning with     Nagi Sanzenin's Estate [24:24] ---     Frankly, the next episode's     going to be funny-cool, too! [24:40] ---     Please watch "Hayate the Combat     Butler" again next time. 2 - A New Beginning with Nagi Sanzenin's Estate Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:09] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     It was a Christmas present! [00:12] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, a totally     unremarkable high school student, [00:15] ---     found that his parents had very     considerately made arrangements [00:19] ---     to have him taken in by some     "very generous people" folk! [00:22] ---     However, he has a fateful     encounter in the park! [00:28] ---     I don't really get it, but you saved me. [00:34] ---     You scoundrels! Give that     girl back without a fuss! [00:40] ---     I will make him Nagi Sanzenin's new butler! [00:45] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:49] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:52] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:55] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [00:59] ---     Yes! [01:00] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:04] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:08] ---     I will make him Nagi Sanzenin's new butler! [01:11] ---     Why did you just repeat yourself? [01:14] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:14] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:21] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:21] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:28] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:28] ---     Giving in to fate [01:31] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:31] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:35] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:35] ---     That's just not cool! [01:40] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:40] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:44] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:44] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:49] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:49] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:52] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:52] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:59] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:59] ---     Just let it take you [02:05] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:05] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:08] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:08] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:11] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:11] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:18] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:18] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:24] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:24] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:45] ---     A New Beginning with Nagi Sanzenin's Estate [02:54] ---     Huh? Where am I? [02:56] ---     Are you done already? [02:58] ---     Are you done with your life already? [03:01] ---     P-Please, Mr. Santa, you're     talking as if I'm dead... [03:05] ---     You did die. [03:06] ---     What? [03:07] ---     You were a bright red spectacle,     which couldn't be shown on TV. [03:14] ---     I see. [03:15] ---     But if that's the case,     I guess I'm done then. [03:18] ---     I don't have family who would mourn me anyway [03:21] ---     and there's no home for     me to go back to, either. [03:23] ---     Oh-ho... [03:25] ---     Pretending like you're a tragic hero,     when you're a despicable kidnapper? [03:29] ---     And while it may have     been in your imagination, [03:31] ---     you hit me in the last episode, too. [03:34] ---     Don't you forget. [03:35] ---     It may have been a failed attempt, [03:37] ---     but what you did was more than     enough to charge you as a criminal. [03:41] ---     I-I apologize! I apologize! I     feel bad about it! I'm sorry! [03:45] ---     I'm... sorry... [03:49] ---     Huh? Where am I? [04:01] ---     All this luxury... Gotta be     impossible in this world, right? [04:06] ---     Which means, this has     to be Heaven, after all. [04:08] ---     Or possibly, because I was poor... [04:10] ---     Yes, it must be a vision,     a near-death experience, [04:13] ---     created by my subconscious! [04:15] ---     Thank you, Mr. Santa! [04:17] ---     I'm going to enjoy this to the fullest! [04:19] ---     Our protagonist's a dumb guy. Sorry. [04:22] ---     Well, he certainly did     hit his head pretty hard, [04:26] ---     but his life is not in any danger. [04:28] ---     Likely, he works out on a regular basis. [04:32] ---     Well, if anything else comes     up, please let me know. [04:37] ---     Maria, I'm thinking of making that boy... [04:40] ---     Making Hayate the replacement for Himegami. [04:43] ---     What? Um, I'm not sure I follow... [04:45] ---     Well, partially, because that's     what my savior requested, but... [04:49] ---     How do I put this? That is.. [04:51] ---     He confessed having feelings     for me in the park. [04:53] ---     Very passionately... [04:55] ---     He said something about     wanting to take me away... [04:57] ---     I-I see... [04:59] ---     At any rate, call me right     away when Hayate wakes up. [05:02] ---     I'm counting on you! [05:04] ---     What could be going on here? [05:06] ---     This will require verification     on a number of counts... [05:09] ---     But before I do that... [05:11] ---     Great Bath [05:13] ---     Well, well! That's my dream for you! [05:16] ---     This is luxury, the likes of which     I never even saw in my lifetime! [05:22] ---     But if this is Heaven, dying isn't so bad. [05:26] ---     Though, being all by myself     is a little lonely. [05:35] ---     Th-The water's fine, isn't it? [05:37] ---     R-Relaxing, isn't it? [05:39] ---     What's relaxing got to do with anything? [05:41] ---     Is this really a dream? [05:43] ---     Wh-What's that scarf girl doing here? [05:46] ---     Um... [05:47] ---     Y-Yes? [05:48] ---     You really must be physically tough... [05:51] ---     Huh? [05:52] ---     I mean, your life may not be in     danger, but to be taking a bath... [05:56] ---     Normally, your wounds would reopen. [06:00] ---     The bath was dyed! [06:02] ---     It was dyed by the bright red bath elixir [06:04] ---     that burst forth from Hayate's body! [06:06] ---     Please get a hold of yourself!     Are you all right?! [06:13] ---     Oh, a shooting star! [06:18] ---     Wait, no, no! [06:20] ---     We're not even done with     half of the first part! [06:23] ---     Here's a fan service scene as an apology! [06:30] ---     Are you awake, Hayate Ayasaki? [06:35] ---     You were in the bath earlier... [06:36] ---     The whole time! [06:37] ---     You've been asleep the whole time     since you were brought here, [06:39] ---     but are you all right? [06:41] ---     I was asleep the whole time? [06:43] ---     Of course! You were asleep the whole time! [06:45] ---     I see. [06:47] ---     Then I guess that really was a dream. [06:52] ---     Oh, but... How did you know my name already? [06:56] ---     Or rather, where am I? [06:58] ---     Well... [07:01] ---     This is the Sanzenin estate belonging     to Miss Nagi, whom you saved. [07:07] ---     I... saved? [07:09] ---     Th-That girl?! [07:11] ---     And I am someone who looks after her. [07:14] ---     My name is Maria. [07:16] ---     And, I felt bad about it,     but I looked at this. [07:22] ---     You seem to be in quite a terrible situation. [07:24] ---     N-No, it's not that big a deal... [07:27] ---     By the way, I'd like to     ask you about something. [07:31] ---     That is... About the incident     concerning the Miss at the park... [07:34] ---     Sh-She knows?! [07:36] ---     You apparently said something     about taking her away? [07:39] ---     Um, that is... I-I apologize! [07:42] ---     I'll never think of kidnapping anyone again! [07:44] ---     What? [07:45] ---     Huh? [07:47] ---     I see. [07:49] ---     I understand the general     gist of your situation. [07:51] ---     So um... I don't know how I     should make up for that... [07:55] ---     Oh, but well, people do lie out     of necessity sometimes, so... [08:01] ---     Ah! What's this? Awake already? [08:03] ---     How are you feeling? [08:05] ---     Y-Yes, I'm fine now. [08:07] ---     Thank you very much for being so good to me. [08:10] ---     But I'm sorry. [08:11] ---     I asked for such a crazy     favor of you in the park. [08:14] ---     Out of a desire for 156,804,000     yen of ransom money. [08:20] ---     Well, it surprised me, but... [08:22] ---     That is... I didn't find it unpleasant. [08:24] ---     It was her very first romantic     confession, after all. [08:25] ---     Even though it's a misunderstanding. [08:28] ---     It's only that, we don't     know each other very well, [08:31] ---     so I don't think it's good     to rush into things... [08:36] ---     S-So I gave it some thought after that! [08:38] ---     You were looking for live-in work, right? [08:41] ---     What? [08:42] ---     Then why don't you work as     my butler at this house? [08:45] ---     Wow... [08:47] ---     A butler? [08:48] ---     Uh, um, Miss? Perhaps you     should make such offers... [08:51] ---     ...only after you have a good     grasp of his circumstances... [08:53] ---     But we do need a replacement for Himegami. [08:56] ---     Besides, Hayate is certifiably tough. [08:59] ---     See, even after a car went     "wham!" and ran into him, [09:02] ---     he was still alive and kicking! [09:03] ---     I-I tried to kidnap her, but     not only is she forgiving me, [09:05] ---     she's even offering me live-in work? [09:07] ---     What a... What a kindhearted little kid. [09:11] ---     Thank you, Mr. Santa. [09:13] ---     So this is the very first present     you've given me, isn't it? [09:16] ---     Uh, i-it's not really like that... [09:19] ---     B-But Hayate doesn't even     know what a butler does... [09:22] ---     I'll do it! [09:23] ---     What? [09:23] ---     Please leave it to me, Miss! [09:26] ---     No matter what happens, [09:27] ---     I, Hayate Ayasaki, will put my life     on the line and protect you, Miss! [09:30] ---     Y-You fool! Do not say such embarrassing     things in front of Maria! [09:41] ---     Wh-What am I going to do with these     two clueless people? Honestly! [09:47] ---     What did you say? A new butler? [09:50] ---     Certainly, as the head butler, I would     like a replacement for Himegami, but... [09:55] ---     What kind of person is this     boy named Hayate Ayasaki? [09:59] ---     Well, let me think... [10:02] ---     He's the kind of boy who can ride a bicycle [10:05] ---     and catch up to a car     careening along at 120 km/h [10:06] ---     and then be perfectly fine when     he gets run over like trash. [10:10] ---     Maria, what Gundam is this? [10:13] ---     That's the kind of toughness     you see in giant robots. [10:15] ---     No, Mr. Klaus, he's still technically human. [10:18] ---     Besides, Gundams aren't giant     robots, they're mobi... [10:20] ---     I-I see, so Gundams aren't giant robots. [10:24] ---     I have been studying anime night and day [10:26] ---     to be on the same wavelength     as the Miss, but... [10:29] ---     It was but a youthful mistake. [10:31] ---     You seem to have quite a good     grasp of the subject, though... [10:34] ---     So, what about the matter concerning Hayate? [10:36] ---     At any rate, such a person cannot     serve as a butler in this household. [10:40] ---     Send him home. [10:42] ---     But you see... [10:43] ---     Please take care of it. [10:48] ---     Wow! [10:52] ---     How is the size? [10:53] ---     Yes, it's perfect. [10:55] ---     I'm glad to hear that. [10:57] ---     It was worth my time to make the     alterations last night then. [10:59] ---     What? You did this? [11:02] ---     Then, shall we get to work? [11:04] ---     Y-Yes! [11:06] ---     Um, so... What will I be doing? [11:10] ---     Hmm, let me think. [11:12] ---     It's the end of the year, [11:14] ---     so I suppose the first priority     is thorough cleaning. [11:16] ---     Mr. Klaus told me to send him away, [11:19] ---     but that would be somewhat     heartless, wouldn't it...? [11:23] ---     Cleaning, huh? [11:24] ---     Even I can do that much. [11:26] ---     If I get fired from this job, [11:27] ---     I won't be able to pay     back the 156,804,000 yen. [11:30] ---     Nor will I have a place to live. [11:32] ---     That's right. My new life is     going to begin, here, today! [11:36] ---     Yes, as a butler of the Sanzenin household. [11:39] ---     Don't steal other people's lines. [11:41] ---     Commercial break. [11:46] ---     I love you.     (Suki) [11:51] ---     I hate you.     (Kirai*) [11:53] ---     That's right. My new life is     going to begin, here, today! [11:57] ---     As a butler of the Sanzenin household! [11:59] ---     I got to say it myself this time! [12:03] ---     Oh, Nagi, good morning. [12:06] ---     Ah, you two. Morning. [12:09] ---     Please take a look, Miss! [12:10] ---     Maria made alterations to this outfit for me! [12:16] ---     Well, see that you work hard. [12:19] ---     I-I feel like she suddenly     became cold towards me... [12:22] ---     Oh, I don't know. If anything,     I feel like she's too fired up. [12:27] ---     Well, whatever the case, [12:28] ---     I will regain the Miss's trust with my work! [12:31] ---     What? Uh, um... [12:34] ---     Look at that enthusiasm. [12:35] ---     I was told to send him away, but... [12:37] ---     And how should I clear up the     misunderstanding with Nagi? [12:44] ---     My attitude earlier wasn't good. [12:46] ---     That was just too petty of me. [12:50] ---     If only I could do needlework like Maria! [12:54] ---     What do you think, Hayate? [12:56] ---     It's incredible, Miss! [12:58] ---     Hayate... [12:59] ---     Miss... [13:04] ---     Miss. [13:06] ---     Miss! [13:08] ---     Ah, Maria. Where's Hayate? [13:10] ---     He's helping out with the cleaning. [13:13] ---     He is brimming with enthusiasm. [13:16] ---     I-I see. [13:17] ---     He is apparently going to     work hard to gain your trust. [13:21] ---     If you have something on your mind, [13:22] ---     perhaps you should speak with him in person. [13:25] ---     Y-You're right! [13:26] ---     It's important to start by talking     to each other a lot, right?! [13:29] ---     Yes. [13:31] ---     I'm going to go see Hayate for a bit! [13:34] ---     Go and gently clear up     the misunderstanding now! [13:39] ---     Maria, I'd like you to check my work. [13:44] ---     Oh... Is something the matter? [13:46] ---     No, just thinking that you two     are thoroughly out of synch. [13:54] ---     Somehow... [13:56] ---     ...everything looks really clean. [13:58] ---     Does it? Thank you very much. [14:03] ---     Very meticulous, even down     to the small details... [14:06] ---     What's this? [14:07] ---     Oh, that knob was made of silver, so     I polished it with a silver duster. [14:13] ---     For this bronze bust, I got the     grime off with a brass brush, [14:16] ---     then washed it with a mild neutral detergent. [14:18] ---     After getting rid of the moisture,     I applied a finishing coat of wax. [14:20] ---     The carpeting was woolen kilim, [14:23] ---     so instead of hot water, I added     some shampoo to cold water and... [14:26] ---     Wait, um, did I do something wrong? [14:28] ---     No, I'm honestly surprised. [14:31] ---     Or rather, I'm impressed. [14:33] ---     Well, I've been lying about     my age since I was 8, [14:36] ---     working part-time cleaning jobs     to pay for my parents' booze bill. [14:39] ---     So cleaning is actually a specialty of mine! [14:47] ---     Mr. Klaus, I'm sorry. [14:49] ---     There is no reason we     should send Hayate away. [14:52] ---     In a way, it seems Nagi's judgment     of his character was right. [14:56] ---     But this estate sure is huge! [14:59] ---     I wonder how many rooms there are to clean. [15:03] ---     Study [15:05] ---     The study? [15:09] ---     Oh? This room feels pretty lived in. [15:16] ---     Notebook     Nagi [15:17] ---     What's this? [15:18] ---     The Miss's school notebook, maybe? [15:23] ---     Wha?! [15:24] ---     Th-This is...! [15:28] ---     A picture diary? [15:29] ---     It's a manga. [15:30] ---     N-No, no, I mustn't look     at anything so private. [15:33] ---     Hey! [15:35] ---     What are you looking at in     my room without permission?! [15:38] ---     M-Miss! No, th-this is... well... [15:42] ---     Th-That is my... [15:43] ---     P-Please don't worry! I hardly read     any of it! Hardly any of your... [15:46] ---     ...picture diary! [15:49] ---     Pi... Pi... Picture diary?! [15:51] ---     You idiot! [15:53] ---     What? Miss? [15:55] ---     Shut up! See if I care about you ever again! [15:58] ---     You don't even know what I'm feeling!     Hayate, you idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot! [16:01] ---     Miss... [16:03] ---     Just get out! [16:08] ---     Rear [16:08] ---     Rear [16:12] ---     Farewell, my tranquil life. [16:14] ---     It was short-lived, but thank you. [16:16] ---     Rear [16:16] ---     Rear [16:16] ---     Sanzenin [16:22] ---     So we finally meet again... [16:25] ---     ...sonny boy. [16:26] ---     Oh, hello there... [16:35] ---     Take that! And that! [16:39] ---     Are you sure about this? [16:40] ---     Huh? About what? [16:42] ---     Hayate has really left... [16:44] ---     In a black pumpkin carriage... [16:46] ---     Huh? [16:51] ---     Wh-What?! [16:54] ---     The End [16:55] ---     H-Hey! The second half     isn't over yet, either! [16:59] ---     Indeed. [17:01] ---     Are you all right with leaving it like this? [17:03] ---     I-I only told him to get out of my room. [17:06] ---     I never thought he would leave the estate... [17:08] ---     It's because you don't put     away your precious possessions [17:11] ---     that things like this happen. [17:13] ---     It cannot be helped. [17:15] ---     Let us just forget about Hayate. [17:18] ---     If you are through with him, Miss, [17:20] ---     there's no longer any     reason to keep him here. [17:22] ---     That's... well... [17:24] ---     If you've grown to hate Hayate, maybe     this is actually for the better. [17:28] ---     No, I mean, it's not like I hate him... [17:30] ---     It's not? [17:31] ---     Well, regardless, Hayate saved my life. [17:34] ---     Forsaking one's savior... [17:36] ---     ...is something I can never do as     a member of the Sanzenin family. [17:44] ---     Um, Mr. Very Generous People,     sirs, just where are we? [17:49] ---     The emigration desk. [17:49] ---     Wharf Warehouse [17:51] ---     Huh? [17:52] ---     Oh, I'm so happy! I've got unpaid     volunteer work to look forward to! [17:56] ---     I'm never coming back to Japan again! [17:58] ---     Rather, we won't be able to come back. [18:00] ---     Wh-What should I do?! At this     rate, my fate will be... [18:03] ---     Man [18:04] ---     First, off on a cruise with     everyone else on a luxury liner! [18:09] ---     But during our voyage, we'll     be attacked by pirates, [18:12] ---     and for some reason, I'll     be recruited to join them! [18:14] ---     After becoming a wanted man, [18:15] ---     I'll ultimately be cornered by sea monkeys, [18:17] ---     my dreams of becoming the     Pirate King will end in vain, [18:19] ---     and I'll end up dying in     the grand cross-shaped sea! [18:22] ---     Um, I just remembered something I have to do. [18:25] ---     Eh? [18:27] ---     L-Let go! [18:28] ---     Don't you worry. [18:30] ---     We've got a luxury liner all lined up, too. [18:36] ---     S-Someone, help! [18:44] ---     Bro! SIGN    Can't show you! [18:48] ---     That hurts! [18:49] ---     Bro, a-anything but blood! [18:49] ---     Want me to save you? [18:50] ---     Please hang in there! [18:51] ---     That voice... Could it be...? [18:51] ---     We can't put this on TV! [18:57] ---     Miss... [18:58] ---     WRONG! [18:59] ---     My name is Na... [18:59] ---     Can't show you! [19:01] ---     Uh, no, wrong. Um... Masked... Mask... [19:03] ---     Right! Mask the Money! [19:05] ---     I came here at the request     of some girl named Nagi. [19:08] ---     R-Right... [19:10] ---     So I have a message for you from her. [19:12] ---     Well, she said, "S-Sorry for     yelling at you earlier." [19:16] ---     And that was, um... [19:18] ---     Hayate, she wanted you to know that! [19:24] ---     A-Also, the contents of     the notebook you saw... [19:27] ---     ...is something she considers a masterpiece, [19:28] ---     a manga called "End of the Century     Legend – Magical Destroy" and... [19:32] ---     I-It is by no means a picture diary! [19:34] ---     Y-Yes, I understand. [19:36] ---     Um, Mask the Money. [19:39] ---     Good! If you understand, [19:41] ---     then please continue     working as a butler there. [19:43] ---     That will make her happy, too... I think. [19:48] ---     I will. [19:48] ---     There's no way that's gonna happen. [19:51] ---     This guy's got a 156,804,000 yen     debt that his parents left him! [19:56] ---     He's got to pay it all back. [19:58] ---     Are you referring to this? [20:00] ---     What of this scrap of paper? [20:02] ---     I told you to shut up! Didn't     you hear me, you baldy?! [20:05] ---     You damn brat... [20:14] ---     D-Don't you lay a single finger on her! [20:19] ---     You sound so high and mighty. [20:20] ---     Then let's see you repay the     156,804,000 yen in full this minute! [20:25] ---     I'll do that. [20:28] ---     Repaid in full. [20:35] ---     No way! [20:36] ---     Is that all real...? [20:38] ---     Of course, you fool! [20:39] ---     We don't have a problem anymore, do we? [20:48] ---     Bro. [20:49] ---     All right, we're out of here. [20:53] ---     Now, you just have to     get him to pay you back. [21:01] ---     Mask the Money. [21:04] ---     When you see the Miss, please let her know. [21:06] ---     That I will work to repay her, without fail. [21:08] ---     And also, that I look forward     to continue being her butler. [21:13] ---     But she meant that money     as a free gift to you. [21:16] ---     I-I couldn't possibly! I'd feel bad     if I don't work to pay her back! [21:20] ---     Especially when she came to my     rescue in a silly mask like that. [21:23] ---     Needless to say, the girl     thought it looked cool! [21:26] ---     So, that money... [21:27] ---     You will work to pay it back! [21:30] ---     Debts really should be kept clear     or it won't be good for justice! [21:34] ---     So you work like a pack horse [21:37] ---     and repay every last yen to     your lender, Nagi Sanzenin! [21:41] ---     Uh, yes, of course. [21:43] ---     I am never... NEVER letting you     off the hook for a single yen! [21:47] ---     Humph! [21:50] ---     Your mask's fallen off, Mask the Money! [21:53] ---     Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! [21:54] ---     They appear to have begun fighting. [21:56] ---     D-D-D-Do not look at me! [21:57] ---     Oh, r-right. [21:57] ---     I think that's all right, though. [21:58] ---     Don't look yet! [21:58] ---     I understand. [22:00] ---     They're like brother and sister. [22:00] ---     Do you really understand?! [22:01] ---     You really haven't looked, right?! [22:02] ---     Don't look! [22:03] ---     I apologize! [22:07] ---     It's snowing. [22:09] ---     And thus, their Christmas came to an end. [22:13] ---     However, spring is still far away. [22:15] ---     One crisis after another. [22:16] ---     In the next episode, [22:19] ---     he'll be fighting the show's animal mascot, [22:21] ---     as well as a 21st century     household appliance. [22:27] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [22:27] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [22:33] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [22:33] ---     And brought it pain [22:38] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:38] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:43] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:43] ---     I will take from you [22:48] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:48] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:54] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:54] ---     And madly dashing about [22:58] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:58] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [23:04] ---     Muimi ni sugita [23:04] ---     Go by emptily [23:09] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [23:09] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [23:15] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [23:15] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [23:20] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [23:20] ---     What part of you should I touch [23:25] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [23:25] ---     I sought it out [23:30] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [23:30] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:35] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:35] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:40] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:40] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:45] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:45] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:50] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:50] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [24:01] ---     Preview [24:02] ---     Such a poor-looking boy, [24:04] ---     who seems unlikely to ever     have any luck with money! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:07] ---     I am absolutely against     hiring him as a butler! [24:09] ---     What did you say?! [24:09] ---     If you have a problem with Hayate's     strength or qualifications, [24:13] ---     why not give him an evaluation test? [24:15] ---     An evaluation test? [24:17] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:19] ---     "The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that     Shouted or Maybe Didn't Shout Love..." [24:22] ---     "...at the Heart of the World". [24:23] ---     The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that Shouted     or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World [24:23] ---     It'll be fine! Knowing you,     Hayate, you'll manage somehow! [24:26] ---     The Red Lion's gonna roar! [24:41] ---     Please watch "Hayate the Combat     Butler" again next time. 3 - The Beast, the Robot and the Butler that Shouted or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:09] ---     That's right. [00:11] ---     I'm Nagi Sanzenin, 13 years old. [00:15] ---     A Sagittarius with blood type AB. [00:17] ---     My birthstone is turquoise. [00:19] ---     It's awful! It's awful! [00:21] ---     Maria, my precious butler's been     kidnapped by some bad guys! [00:25] ---     Waaah! [00:27] ---     All right, since it's come to this,     I'll transform into Mask the Money [00:30] ---     and I'll smack the bad guys with 150     million yen, duralumin case and all! [00:34] ---     I'm the warrior of love,     courage, money, power... [00:37] ---     ...and also of friendship,     hard work, and victory! [00:41] ---     In the name of money, Mask     the Money will punish you! [00:46] ---     It will take approximately 40     years to pay that back in full. [00:50] ---     Well, given how much it is... [00:52] ---     That's what happens when you work     out a reasonable repayment plan. [00:55] ---     No interest, no collateral, and     repayment contingent on your success. [00:57] ---     No financial institution would     loan you 150 million like that. [01:00] ---     You should be grateful. There's     no reason to resent me. [01:03] ---     P-Please don't worry. I am grateful. [01:07] ---     Your smile is twitching. [01:09] ---     Hayate found himself trembling anew     at the overwhelming amount he owed. [01:14] ---     Looks like spring is still a long way away. [01:17] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:21] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:24] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:27] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:31] ---     Yes! [01:32] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:36] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:41] ---     Looks like spring is still a long way away. [01:46] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:46] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:53] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:53] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:00] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:00] ---     Giving in to fate [02:03] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:03] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:07] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:07] ---     That's just not cool! [02:12] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:12] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:16] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:16] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:21] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:21] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:24] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:24] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:31] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:31] ---     Just let it take you [02:37] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:37] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:40] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:40] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:43] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:43] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:50] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:50] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:56] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:56] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:17] ---     The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that Shouted      or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World [03:21] ---     What? There are only 3 people     living on this estate? [03:24] ---     Yes. Even among our secondary residences,     this one is particularly small, [03:28] ---     so we don't need that many servants. [03:30] ---     I see, so this place is small... [03:34] ---     But when there are so few people,     it makes me feel even more tense. [03:38] ---     How so? [03:39] ---     Because, I'm going to be     living here, too, right? [03:42] ---     No matter how vast this place is, [03:44] ---     the situation of being under     one roof with a cute girl is... [03:48] ---     Y-You idiot, don't say it like that! [03:51] ---     We may be under one roof, but... [03:53] ---     I mean, it's not as if we're     sleeping in the same room. [03:56] ---     Well... But still, the     thought makes my heart race. [04:00] ---     Makes his heart race? [04:02] ---     You know, living together with     a pretty girl like Maria. [04:06] ---     What do you mean by that? [04:09] ---     I'm warning you, [04:10] ---     if you ever lay a hand on Maria,     I'll do far more than just kill you. [04:13] ---     Uh... What? [04:14] ---     I'll use all 48 killer techniques     and 52 submission holds on you [04:19] ---     and I'll turn you into mince     meat with the roller from hell! [04:21] ---     What? [04:22] ---     Uh, um, what do you mean     by "lay a hand" on her? [04:27] ---     Thus, with the end of     the year coming up fast, [04:30] ---     my new life began. [04:36] ---     I guess it's already New Year's Eve. [04:38] ---     This year sure was a terrible year. [04:42] ---     My home was utterly cleaned out, [04:43] ---     Eviction Notice [04:44] ---     not even the table was spared. [04:46] ---     And I couldn't muster the urge to     find my parents, who ran out on me, [04:47] ---     To Hayate     A Christmas Present For You [04:50] ---     so I accepted the Miss's kindness [04:52] ---     and decided to work as a butler     at this Sanzenin estate. [04:56] ---     The amount I owe is definitely huge, [04:58] ---     but I'm just going to work     hard, so I don't get fired! [05:01] ---     So, Maria, I have a question... [05:04] ---     What should I do? [05:06] ---     I still don't have a clear     picture of what my job is. [05:09] ---     Let me think... [05:10] ---     In a word... [05:12] ---     I suppose you're Nagi's pet. [05:14] ---     I-I'm her pet? [05:16] ---     That was a little joke. [05:18] ---     R-Right... [05:20] ---     I'm sure you'll gradually come     to understand what your job is, [05:24] ---     so for the time being, would     you please go wake up Nagi? [05:27] ---     C-Certainly. SIGN    Let's keep things neat and tidy. Floor Layout (2nd Floor) [05:30] ---     Let's see. Study, piano room, homework     room, reading room, wardrobe room, [05:35] ---     plus a PlayStation room, a Dreamcast     room, and an N64 room... [05:38] ---     Is there any point in keeping these separate? [05:42] ---     This must be it. [05:47] ---     Good morning, Miss. [05:50] ---     It's morning! [05:51] ---     If you don't get up soon, your     wonderful breakfast will get cold... [05:57] ---     Calm down. Calm down, Hayate. [06:00] ---     It's impossible. It must be a 1:1 scale     model made by Kaiyodo or something. [06:06] ---     No, it's got to be Sony! [06:07] ---     It must be Sony's new model of     the AIBO or the PlayStation 5! [06:10] ---     Man, Sony's world renowned     technology sure is amazing! [06:15] ---     Oh? Hayate? [06:18] ---     You came to wake me up? Thank you. [06:21] ---     By the way, why are you just standing there? [06:23] ---     N-Nothing, just that, behind you... [06:27] ---     Oh, no wonder it was hot. So you     were sleeping with me, Tama. [06:32] ---     Tama?! He's enormous and     you treat him like a cat?! [06:35] ---     Come on, Tama, wake up. [06:36] ---     If you don't wake up soon,     your breakfast will be gone. [06:39] ---     Oh, don't! Such behavior will result     in you becoming his breakfast! [06:42] ---     M-Miss, wait... [06:46] ---     No, you idiot! [06:48] ---     I just woke up! Don't stare at me so much! [06:50] ---     That's not it! That might be what     our older audience is doing, [06:53] ---     but that's not the issue right now! [06:56] ---     You seem awfully shocked by Tama. [06:59] ---     Pitiful! Really! You are truly     pitiful, Hayate Ayasaki! [07:04] ---     Where the hell did you come from?! [07:08] ---     Uh, um, who is he? [07:10] ---     Oh, right, you still hadn't met... [07:13] ---     My name is Klaus. [07:15] ---     I am the head butler of     the Sanzenin household. [07:17] ---     Head butler? In other     words, you're my superior? [07:22] ---     Wait, now's not the time! [07:23] ---     Miss, you're in danger! [07:26] ---     In danger? [07:27] ---     What are you saying? It's one measly cat. [07:29] ---     No, no, that's... [07:31] ---     A tiger. It's a tiger. [07:32] ---     Oh, you! [07:33] ---     That was my chance to make a pointed     comment after keeping quiet until now! [07:37] ---     Listen well, boy. [07:38] ---     If the Miss says that it     is a cat, it is a cat. [07:41] ---     This is Tama, whose zoological     name is Whitetigerneko! [07:44] ---     Wait, you just said it was a tiger! [07:46] ---     A gigantic, vicious-looking beast     like this needs to be caged quickly! [07:54] ---     It looks like that long-winded     remark has offended Tama. [07:58] ---     What? [07:59] ---     I'll warn you now. [08:00] ---     Tama is a stupid cat, who is only     friendly towards the Miss and Maria! [08:04] ---     Anyone who offends this idiot     becomes his victim immediately! [08:09] ---     Doesn't that mean that he isn't     friendly towards you, either? [08:12] ---     Oh... [08:15] ---     Th-That's not true... Right, Tama? [08:26] ---     Hey, Tama, enough with the rampage. [08:33] ---     Honestly! What a huge commotion     first thing in the morning. [08:36] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. You saved me. [08:39] ---     Tama, as a cat of the Sanzenin family,     you should keep this in mind. [08:43] ---     If you're going to play... [08:46] ---     ...take it outside! [08:50] ---     Wh-Why you! Don't get too carried away! [08:53] ---     Cyclamen [08:56] ---     Don't think this is my first     time fighting a savage beast. [08:59] ---     I may not look it, [09:01] ---     but my parents once told me,     "We'll give you meat to eat," [09:03] ---     so I ended up breaking into a safari park [09:05] ---     and stealing meat from the     lions on a regular basis! [09:08] ---     That's my Hayate for you! [09:10] ---     It looks like he can play     with Tama as an equal, too! [09:12] ---     We shall see about that. [09:14] ---     Think of how many butler candidates     have fallen in defeat before Tama... [09:18] ---     Hayate will be able to     win, even against Tama! [09:20] ---     Then, if he cannot, I shall     consider him a failure as a butler [09:23] ---     and have him leave. [09:25] ---     That's fine! You can fire     him or do whatever you want! [09:28] ---     WHAT?! [09:29] ---     If I can't win barehanded against     a tiger, I'll be out of work? [09:32] ---     In the safari park, all I did     was basically run away... [09:35] ---     Hayate! [09:36] ---     Go for it! [09:39] ---     Oh, well. I should've died on     that Christmas Day anyway... [09:44] ---     I have to try my best, so     I don't disappoint her! [09:48] ---     Here I come! [09:55] ---     Pardon, Miss. [09:57] ---     Something has been bothering     me for a while now, but... [10:00] ---     The area that they are fighting in... [10:06] ---     Now, then... [10:11] ---     I hope the cyclamens are     flowering beautifully. SIGN    Can't show you! [10:15] ---     I give up, I give up! I give up, Tama! [10:17] ---     Or rather, there's no way a person     can win barehanded against a tiger! [10:20] ---     At least, give me a     psychogun or a prog knife! [10:23] ---     Can't show you! [10:23] ---     Give me a knife! [10:25] ---     Tama. [10:27] ---     What are you doing? [10:31] ---     M-Maria... [10:33] ---     Honestly! [10:34] ---     I put great care into     raising the flowers here, [10:37] ---     so I have repeatedly told     you not to play in here... [10:40] ---     Cycla men [10:43] ---     Did you do this? [10:46] ---     Uh, um... [10:48] ---     Or were you egged on by the two upstairs, [10:50] ---     saying if Hayate couldn't win against Tama, [10:52] ---     he would be fired because he's     not qualified as a butler? [10:54] ---     Busted! [10:57] ---     I will get to you once I finish     treating Hayate's wounds, [11:01] ---     so would you mind waiting a     little while for breakfast? [11:03] ---     Y-Yessir. [11:05] ---     Sure... [11:08] ---     I'm so sorry. [11:09] ---     I'll have a stern word with those two later. [11:12] ---     N-No, not at all. [11:14] ---     But why in the world does     she have a pet tiger? [11:17] ---     A lot happened and he has nowhere else to go. [11:20] ---     Uh, but there are lots     of places, like zoos... [11:23] ---     Yes, well... [11:24] ---     I'm embarrassed to say, the truth is... [11:30] ---     Nagi took him in when he became     separated from his parents in Africa [11:33] ---     and after that, Tama was literally     pampered like a kitten... [11:37] ---     Matsuzaka beef, top quality fatty     tuna, massages 3 times a week... [11:41] ---     He became so used to luxuries,     it would put humans to shame. [11:44] ---     So never mind the wild, he couldn't     even handle life at a zoo. [11:49] ---     But he will never harm Nagi [11:52] ---     and he would surely risk     his life to fight for Nagi. [11:56] ---     He has a very good understanding about that. [11:59] ---     He knows what would've happened     if he hadn't met Nagi. [12:03] ---     If he hadn't met her... [12:09] ---     I see. So I guess you're the same as me. [12:16] ---     Don't lump me together with a loser like you! [12:20] ---     Moron! [12:22] ---     Sheesh! Looking so damn poor! [12:25] ---     Go get run over by a Mars rover and die! [12:27] ---     Fool! [12:30] ---     Also, don't tell the Miss and     the others than I can talk. [12:36] ---     I-I see. [12:37] ---     Pets belonging to rich folks can talk... [12:40] ---     Having grown up surrounded with love, [12:42] ---     Tama apparently picked up human     speech somewhere along the way. [12:45] ---     But other than Hayate, no     one else knows of this fact. [12:52] ---     Devil's tongue noodles.     (Itokonnyaku) [12:57] ---     Scoundrel!     (Kusemono) [13:00] ---     At any rate, I am against     making this person a butler! [13:03] ---     I see. [13:06] ---     Is this the mustache that's     making these lame jokes?! [13:08] ---     That hurts! My mustache! [13:09] ---     Is this the mustache, Klaus?! [13:11] ---     That mustache is my pride and joy! [13:12] ---     I decided to hire him in     thanks for saving my life. [13:17] ---     I believe I promised to select     Himegami's replacement. [13:20] ---     There is something messed up about hiring     a poor-looking boy in the first place! [13:25] ---     Y-Yes, his face may have the     look of poverty about him, [13:29] ---     but it can have a calming effect! [13:32] ---     Hayate is the soothing type! [13:33] ---     If you wish to be soothed that much,     you should get a hamster or something! [13:38] ---     Too bad! A hamster's too soothing! [13:40] ---     Hayate's look of poverty is     actually just about right! [13:43] ---     This boy looks like he'll never     have money luck in his life! [13:46] ---     Hiring him will only bring     misfortune to those around him! [13:49] ---     Um, they both do mean well... [13:52] ---     I know... [13:54] ---     There's no knowing when you     might become the target [13:57] ---     of another kidnapping like the other day. [13:59] ---     Without the strength to protect his     mistress, even at the cost of his life, [14:01] ---     we cannot hire him! [14:03] ---     Protect my mistress, even     at the cost of my life...? [14:06] ---     Strength, is it? Then there's no problem. [14:09] ---     Pardon? [14:10] ---     Certainly, Hayate's body is uncommonly tough. [14:13] ---     After all, he was able to handle Tama. [14:16] ---     That's not all. [14:18] ---     I'll have you know, with     every transformation, [14:19] ---     Hayate's combat abilities will     increase by leaps and bounds. [14:22] ---     And Hayate still has two stages     of transformation left. [14:25] ---     You understand what this means? [14:27] ---     What?! I have no such functionality! [14:30] ---     What?! You don't?! [14:31] ---     Really?! [14:33] ---     I'm not Frieza. Looking so     troubled isn't going to help... [14:37] ---     If you have a problem with Hayate's     strength or qualifications, [14:41] ---     why not give him an evaluation test? [14:43] ---     Evaluation test?! [14:45] ---     Yes, if he is truly capable     of protecting the Miss, [14:48] ---     he should even be able to swim across     a pool of boiling hot coal tar. [14:52] ---     What?! [14:53] ---     Hmm, a butler should definitely be fine, [14:56] ---     even if he's dropped from     a height of 2000 meters. [14:58] ---     Um, hello? [15:00] ---     All right, we accept your challenge! [15:02] ---     Wait! Um, what about what I think? [15:05] ---     Then please wait a moment. [15:07] ---     I shall have the test prepared right away. [15:09] ---     Yes! Bring it on! Do you worst! [15:12] ---     Augh... [15:13] ---     Or rather, I don't know     what I'm being tested on, [15:16] ---     but is it going to be okay? [15:17] ---     In more ways than one... [15:18] ---     It'll be fine! [15:19] ---     What? [15:20] ---     Knowing you, you'll be     able to manage somehow. [15:24] ---     Cyclamen [15:27] ---     Um, Maria, could it be the Miss     has high expectations of me? [15:32] ---     High... expectations? [15:34] ---     She tends to be extremely     shy around strangers [15:37] ---     and she doesn't openly show     her emotions very much... [15:39] ---     What? [15:40] ---     In particular, she's been smiling     less after Himegami left. [15:45] ---     So it's been a while since     she was that energetic. [15:50] ---     The fact that you saved her     must have really delighted her. [15:54] ---     Part of me is definitely     doing it for the money, [15:59] ---     but if she's putting her faith in me... [16:04] ---     I decided that I wanted to     live up to her expectations. [16:10] ---     Now, then, are you prepared for this? [16:12] ---     This is the test that will     evaluate how qualified you are! [16:16] ---     This is...! [16:21] ---     Um, what is this? [16:22] ---     Currently being developed by a company     controlled by the Sanzenin family, [16:26] ---     this is the caregiver robot "Eight"! [16:27] ---     I have been waiting for     you, Mr. Hayate Ayasaki. [16:31] ---     Don't tell me you expect     me to fight this thing...? [16:34] ---     Don't be so crass. [16:36] ---     He is a caregiver robot. [16:37] ---     In other words, the ultimate     butler, born to serve his master! [16:41] ---     You will use these various     items from daily life [16:44] ---     and you and Eight will compete to     see who is the superior butler. [16:47] ---     Wait. Miss? [16:49] ---     I don't know... This is     an awfully ugly robot. [16:53] ---     Grr! [16:54] ---     Please! [16:55] ---     This is technically the world's     most cutting-edge caregiver robot! [16:58] ---     Most cutting-edge?! This thing?! [17:00] ---     If an ugly robot like this     was taking care of you, [17:02] ---     wouldn't you actually want to die? [17:04] ---     Please! [17:05] ---     Well, at any rate, [17:06] ---     this robot doesn't seem capable     of combining or transforming. [17:09] ---     There's no way Hayate would lose. Right? [17:12] ---     W-Well... [17:13] ---     I-If you want to see combining     or transforming that badly... [17:17] ---     ...how about I transform you?! [17:23] ---     Damn! I missed. [17:27] ---     My, my, what a terribly     short-tempered cutting-edge robot. [17:32] ---     Wait, this is no time for that!     Please hurry up and shut it down! [17:37] ---     Once my ardent pathos is set     in motion, no one can stop me! [17:41] ---     You shut up! [17:42] ---     Mr. Klaus? [17:43] ---     Um, as I recall, to stop it,     you have to open the back panel [17:47] ---     and enter the password 1-1-9-2... [17:49] ---     Hayate, it'll apparently     stop if you just break it! [17:52] ---     H-Hey! [17:53] ---     So this is going in that     direction, after all. [17:56] ---     Hayate! [18:00] ---     That's right! I have to protect the Miss! [18:02] ---     For I'm... I'm to be her butler! [18:10] ---     I am going to fight in earnest! [18:12] ---     Miss, please step over there. [18:21] ---     What?! Is this guy really for caregiving?! [18:24] ---     Fire! [18:29] ---     It must be a feature necessary     for women living alone... [18:34] ---     You know, stalkers seem to be a big problem. [18:36] ---     That sounds absurdly fishy. [18:41] ---     Kid, don't think you can keep     running away from me forever! [18:45] ---     Hayate! [18:51] ---     That's the water pipe! [18:53] ---     I see! Machines are weak against water! [18:55] ---     I wonder who's going to clean up this mess... [18:58] ---     So what? [18:59] ---     The waterproofing on Japanese     robots is the best in the world! [19:03] ---     Now's my chance! [19:08] ---     Wha?! [19:12] ---     Th-These are...! [19:13] ---     That's right! [19:14] ---     Pure silver knives, which conduct     electricity better than stainless steel! [19:17] ---     Furthermore, underfoot is a     wool carpet soaked with water! [19:21] ---     And this is 100 volts of pure domestic power! [19:25] ---     W-Wait, if you use that     under these circumstances, [19:28] ---     you'll be electrocuted, too! [19:30] ---     I'm sure. [19:32] ---     But... [19:33] ---     It's apparently a butler's     duty to protect his mistress, [19:35] ---     even if it costs his life. [19:39] ---     Hayate... [19:40] ---     Act cool all you want. You're going     to be poor for the rest of your life. [19:45] ---     Buster Collider! [19:47] ---     Wh-What's a Collider?! [19:49] ---     Takaya! [19:50] ---     And you kids out there,     don't ever do this at home. [19:57] ---     He acquitted himself rather     brilliantly, didn't he? [20:00] ---     Do you still find Hayate's     abilities dissatisfactory? [20:03] ---     Very well. [20:05] ---     We can employ him at least     until we find our next butler. [20:14] ---     And now, with the tolling     of the New Year's Eve bells, [20:17] ---     the new year is finally almost     upon the Japanese archipelago. [20:21] ---     Good-bye to the last year. [20:23] ---     Hello to the new year. [20:25] ---     We hope that the new year     is a good year for everyone. [20:30] ---     Ah! You're awake! I was worried! [20:33] ---     Miss... [20:35] ---     Oh! What happened to the butler test?! [20:38] ---     You passed, of course. [20:40] ---     Thank goodness... [20:42] ---     But I made such a mess of that room... [20:45] ---     I am sorry. [20:46] ---     It doesn't really matter. [20:47] ---     What? [20:48] ---     There are plenty of other rooms     that will serve as replacements. [20:51] ---     But there is no replacement for you... [20:54] ---     Miss... [20:58] ---     O-Oh! So, well, you know... [21:00] ---     I was happy that you protected me. So, um... [21:06] ---     I-I'll continue... [21:12] ---     ...to count on you, Hayate! [21:15] ---     Yes, please leave it to me, Miss. [21:22] ---     There are still a lot of problems, [21:25] ---     but it seems he should continue     to do well at this estate. [21:29] ---     Oh, my! [21:30] ---     That day, I swore to myself! [21:33] ---     That I would protect this person, the     Miss, even if it cost me my life! [21:39] ---     Hey, you there! Are you listening?! [21:45] ---     Eh? [21:46] ---     That's what you get for going     on and on for 3 whole episodes. [21:50] ---     Look! The cherry blossoms     have all scattered already! [21:52] ---     What of it?! [21:53] ---     Now, let us continue where we left off! [21:59] ---     Up we go... [22:01] ---     Starting next episode is a new development! [22:05] ---     This showdown sequence has been put     off since the start of Episode 1, [22:09] ---     but this will finally be the end of it! [22:12] ---     Hayate! [22:13] ---     New development! [22:15] ---     And thus, the boy became a legend... [22:17] ---     No, he became a butler. [22:19] ---     Next time, he will fight with a giant campus! [22:26] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [22:26] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [22:32] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [22:32] ---     And brought it pain [22:36] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:36] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:42] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:42] ---     I will take from you [22:47] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:47] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:52] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:52] ---     And madly dashing about [22:57] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:57] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [23:02] ---     Muimi ni sugita [23:02] ---     Go by emptily [23:07] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [23:07] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [23:13] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [23:13] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [23:18] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [23:18] ---     What part of you should I touch [23:24] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [23:24] ---     I sought it out [23:29] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [23:29] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:34] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:34] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:39] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:39] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:44] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:44] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:48] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:48] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:59] ---     Preview [24:02] ---     You're not a Hakuou student, are you? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:04] ---     Just who are you?! [24:05] ---     Um, I'm... [24:06] ---     Don't lie to me! [24:08] ---     But I haven't said anything yet... [24:09] ---     Could Hayate have become involved     in something troublesome again...? [24:13] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "My First Errand. This     Is Snake. No Response". [24:18] ---     Ayasaki, if you don't try to get     what you want once in a while, [24:21] ---     you'll miss your chance at happiness. [24:22] ---     Have you ever felt the cosmos?! [24:23] ---     My First Errand     ~This Is Snake. No Response [24:39] ---     SIGN: If you don't watch "Hayate the Combat     Butler" again next time, I'll get mad. [24:44] ---      4 - My First Errand - This Is Snake. No Response Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:09] ---     Hmm, somewhere along the way,     it's gotten all spring-like. [00:13] ---     I have this weird feeling like     the season suddenly changed... [00:16] ---     And I can't help but sense     the will of some being, [00:19] ---     similar to the invisible hand of God... [00:21] ---     So, how about it? [00:22] ---     Have you gotten used to     life here at the estate? [00:25] ---     Well? [00:26] ---     The tiger shouldn't suddenly start     talking, right from the intro. [00:29] ---     It'll confuse the non-productive     members of society [00:31] ---     who just started watching the show. [00:33] ---     Forget about them. Think about the children. [00:35] ---     And you got a problem with me talking? [00:37] ---     Never mind speaking, [00:39] ---     I'm a Class 2 real estate broker     and a licensed boiler engineer. [00:42] ---     Real estate broker? [00:43] ---     Ah-ah! [00:44] ---     But don't tell the Miss and     the others than I can talk. [00:47] ---     You know, in terms of a Pokémon analogy,     which celebrated its 10th anniversary, [00:50] ---     I'm technically the Pikachu of this show, [00:52] ---     so it's about the image.     The image is important. [00:54] ---     Acting like you're a respectable mascot! [00:56] ---     You're just a lame PR character! [00:58] ---     Don't tell me you think you can boost     the economy by tens of billions of yen. [01:02] ---     Wha?! Wh-Why you! [01:04] ---     How am I a lame PR character?! [01:06] ---     I may not look it, but a certain     popular weekly boys' manga magazine [01:10] ---     had me ranked 12th in popularity! [01:13] ---     And even at the autograph session in Nagoya! [01:14] ---     The last character to be requested     on an art board was me! [01:15] ---     Oh? The Miss... [01:16] ---     I wonder if she's going     out somewhere for once. [01:17] ---     Listen! [01:19] ---     Wait for me. I'll return without fail. [01:23] ---     In truth, I do not really want to go, either. [01:25] ---     Where could the Miss be headed? [01:27] ---     It was a fateful parting for Hayate and Nagi. [01:32] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:35] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:38] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:42] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:45] ---     Yes! [01:46] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:50] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:54] ---     Hey, wait, you damn butler-in-debt! [01:56] ---     Don't ignore me, you bastard! [02:01] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:01] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:08] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:08] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:14] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:14] ---     Giving in to fate [02:17] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:17] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:22] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:22] ---     That's just not cool! [02:27] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:27] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:30] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:30] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:35] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:35] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:39] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:39] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:45] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:45] ---     Just let it take you [02:52] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:52] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:55] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:55] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:58] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:58] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:04] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:04] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:11] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:11] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:30] ---     My First Errand     ~This Is Snake. No Response. [03:35] ---     This is a problem... [03:36] ---     Maria, it seems the Miss has     left on a rare outing somewhere! [03:41] ---     "Somewhere?" She went to school. [03:42] ---     What?! [03:43] ---     You shouldn't be so surprised. [03:46] ---     I mean, she's obviously a school-age child. [03:48] ---     W-Well, but ever since     I came to this estate... [03:52] ---     I totally thought she was receiving     a special education from tutors. [03:57] ---     No, she is... How should I put this? [03:59] ---     She has a touch of you-know-what... [04:01] ---     Acute societal withdrawal? [04:04] ---     And it's mid-April already, right? [04:06] ---     So the school sent a notice, saying     she should attend once in a while. [04:09] ---     I see. Incidentally, which     school does she attend? [04:12] ---     She's technically a student     at Hakuou Academy. [04:14] ---     Hakuou?! [04:15] ---     Hakuou is where all the rich kids go! [04:17] ---     It's a super famous school     that covers grades 1-12! [04:21] ---     The one thing she is, is smart. [04:23] ---     But this is a problem... [04:25] ---     What's that? [04:27] ---     Nagi's lunch. She forgot it. [04:30] ---     I will deliver it. [04:32] ---     What? But... [04:33] ---     This is part of my duties as a butler. [04:37] ---     Wow... [04:39] ---     We're in modern day Tokyo here, right? [04:42] ---     Or rather... [04:42] ---     Hakuou Academy [04:43] ---     This place just might be     bigger than Suginami Ward. [04:47] ---     Finding the Miss in there     is going to be difficult! [04:52] ---     I'll have to work hard... [04:53] ---     Hold it right there. [04:54] ---     You're not a Hakuou student, are you? [04:57] ---     Just who are you?! Identify yourself! [05:00] ---     Huh? Are you a teacher here? [05:02] ---     Oh, no, I'm Miss Nagi Sanzenin's... [05:05] ---     Don't lie to me! [05:09] ---     There's no way that you're Nagi! [05:11] ---     She may have no chest, but     she's still a girl! A girl! [05:15] ---     There are limits to lies and     credit cards, you know! Limits! [05:18] ---     N-No, that is not what I meant. [05:20] ---     I am the Miss's butler, you see. [05:23] ---     Don't give me that nonsense! [05:32] ---     What incredible cosmos... [05:34] ---     What butler has such a look     of poverty about him?! [05:37] ---     Well, there may be some out there, [05:39] ---     but I've never seen one. [05:40] ---     I make a point of only believing     what I've seen myself! [05:42] ---     Do you get it?! I mean, do you get it?! [05:44] ---     I have a duty to protect this school     from suspicious individuals. [05:48] ---     Why? Because I can't afford to     have my salary docked any further. [05:52] ---     So, you're a suspicious individual! Get lost! [05:54] ---     I cannot do that. [05:56] ---     I also... [05:58] ---     ...have an important duty to     deliver this lunch to the Miss! [06:02] ---     In other words, it's a clash of duties. [06:05] ---     Yes, that's what this is. [06:07] ---     Let me at least get your name first. [06:09] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [06:11] ---     And you are? [06:13] ---     I'm not introducing myself! [06:15] ---     What?! [06:16] ---     Why? Because it's personal information! [06:18] ---     Keeping your personal information safe     is common sense in this modern age! [06:22] ---     Y-You're awful... [06:25] ---     You fell for it, Hayate Ayasaki. [06:28] ---     The battle has already begun! [06:31] ---     Uh, I don't really understand,     but that was cheap. [06:35] ---     What's going on? [06:36] ---     Oh, just looks like Katsy's     in fine form again today. [06:39] ---     Who's that hapless looking kid? [06:42] ---     Now, give it up, Ayasaki. [06:44] ---     You're not capable of getting past me! [06:49] ---     The background has turned into     another dimension for some reason! [07:03] ---     C-Could this be the legendary Drunken Fist?! [07:06] ---     Though, I don't think that's quite it... [07:09] ---     Still, I need to get past this person     at all costs and get into the school... [07:12] ---     Into the school... [07:14] ---     Into the school... [07:16] ---     Oh! What do you know? I've     already gotten past you. [07:19] ---     Shoot! [07:20] ---     We'd switched places before I knew it! [07:24] ---     You're pretty good. [07:25] ---     Well, I have to be on my way. [07:27] ---     W-Wait! That didn't count! It didn't count! [07:31] ---     Well, no idiot would actually wait... [07:34] ---     ...when told to wait. [07:36] ---     You three... [07:38] ---     Friends of all ages watching this anime, [07:41] ---     I am pleased to make your acquaintance. [07:43] ---     I am Miki Hanabishi, a     student of this Academy. [07:46] ---     I'm Izumi Segawa. [07:49] ---     I am Haruo Minami. [07:52] ---     Sorry. I'm Risa Asakaze. [07:54] ---     Don't show up out of the blue [07:55] ---     and start promoting yourself to     people outside the picture tube! [07:58] ---     What about your classes anyway? [08:01] ---     "Picture tube"? [08:02] ---     Pardon, but surely this disturbance     is more important than any classes. [08:04] ---     "Picture tube"? [08:07] ---     What is this? The Showa era? [08:07] ---     Want our help, Katsy? [08:09] ---     Huh? [08:15] ---     Shoot. I picked up this habit from     when debt collectors were after me [08:18] ---     and ran away without thinking, but... [08:19] ---     Mandarin Oranges [08:26] ---     I'm not actually a suspicious     individual in the first place. [08:29] ---     So I should act boldly and     fearlessly. Boldy and fearlessly! [08:32] ---     Because I am now a butler     of the Sanzenin family! [08:36] ---     Wait... Huh? Where am I? [08:41] ---     Still... [08:43] ---     That clock tower sure is impressive. [08:45] ---     Since I've come all this way, I'd     love to climb to the top just once. [08:49] ---     You won't be able to. [08:50] ---     Only members of the student council [08:52] ---     are allowed at the top of the clock tower. [08:55] ---     Wh-Who are you? Where in the world are you? [08:59] ---     I'm right over here. [09:02] ---     Honestly! [09:03] ---     I wonder what a Sanzenin family butler     is doing in a place like this. [09:08] ---     Um... What are you doing     in a place like that? [09:12] ---     That's a Sanzenin family butler for you. [09:14] ---     Wasting no time getting     to the crux of the matter. [09:16] ---     I see, climbing trees is all     the rage at Hakuou Academy. [09:19] ---     Does this look like I'm having fun?! [09:22] ---     But it's dangerous. [09:23] ---     I know! You don't need to tell me that! [09:26] ---     This is... you know, one of those situations. [09:29] ---     Trees aren't as slippery as you might think [09:31] ---     and with the branches, they're     pretty easy to climb, [09:33] ---     but when you're only looking up you     neglect to look down, if you will... [09:36] ---     To put it simply, the cat has a     great time getting up the tree, [09:39] ---     but finds itself unable to get     down... Something like that? [09:42] ---     Don't put it so simply! It     makes it sound like I'm a fool! [09:45] ---     Sure, they say fools and smoke     like to get up to high places, [09:48] ---     but I'm not a fool, all right?! [09:50] ---     No one said you were... [09:52] ---     Well, whatever. [09:54] ---     If you're a Sanzenin family butler,     you have decent reflexes, right? [09:57] ---     Huh? [09:59] ---     Come to think of it, why does she know     that I'm the new Sanzenin butler? [10:04] ---     At any rate... [10:06] ---     I have a little favor to ask. [10:09] ---     Favor? [10:10] ---     So, well, um... [10:13] ---     Ca... [10:14] ---     Catch me, okay? [10:15] ---     What?! [10:17] ---     Here goes! [10:18] ---     WHAT?! [10:24] ---     Oh, sorry. Are you okay? [10:26] ---     Y-Yes, somehow... [10:32] ---     That was no good. [10:33] ---     You didn't catch me properly.     That was dangerous. [10:35] ---     If you think it's dangerous, please     don't jump in the first place! [10:39] ---     I'm sorry. [10:41] ---     But you don't have to yell at me like that. [10:43] ---     I was really scared and I wanted     to get down as quick as possible. [10:47] ---     I'm afraid of heights... [10:50] ---     W-Well, that's fine... [10:52] ---     But it's unseemly. [10:54] ---     For a girl! In a skirt! [10:56] ---     Huh? It's no problem. [10:58] ---     I'm wearing bike shorts. [11:00] ---     Wh-What are you thinking?! [11:02] ---     A girl should behave more modestly! [11:05] ---     Huh? What's with this naïve attitude? [11:07] ---     Could it be that Sanzenin family butlers [11:09] ---     have the emotional sophistication     of a grade schooler? [11:12] ---     Y-You're mocking me... [11:14] ---     Besides, you didn't have to jump so suddenly. [11:15] ---     I would've come to your     rescue if you'd just asked! [11:18] ---     Wow, so I just have to     ask to get rescued, huh? [11:23] ---     Oh, that reminds me, [11:25] ---     if you don't like high places,     what were you doing up there? [11:28] ---     Hmm? Well, I didn't have a choice. [11:30] ---     Because that little one had fallen     from his nest and he was crying. [11:35] ---     In this day and age, [11:37] ---     you climbed a tree you couldn't get     down from for a reason like that? [11:39] ---     Wh-What?! Making fun of me again?! [11:42] ---     No, just thinking you're a kind person. [11:45] ---     Pardon me for all the rude things I said. [11:49] ---     As long as you understand... [11:51] ---     But now, that chick can rest easy... [11:57] ---     Hey, you stupid thing!     What's up with that crow?! [12:02] ---     You can't! You might hit the chick! [12:05] ---     Th-Those are... [12:06] ---     The parents! [12:07] ---     Ah, so beautiful parental     love will save the chick! [12:14] ---     What? They're going to abandon him?! [12:16] ---     A mother and father abandoning     their own child... [12:20] ---     It's never okay to do that! [12:28] ---     Mr. Crow, would you please leave it at that? [12:32] ---     Or else, next time... [12:33] ---     ...I'll have to hit you. [12:40] ---     Wait, you told me not to throw     it, but you did it anyway. [12:44] ---     I have good control, so... [12:46] ---     Wha... What's that mean?! [12:48] ---     You make it sound like I have no control! [12:50] ---     You really are just... [12:51] ---     My name is Hayate. [12:52] ---     Huh? [12:53] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [12:55] ---     And you are? [13:00] ---     I'm... [13:07] ---     Why do you get so hungry     when you're in your youth? [13:10] ---     What might this pretty girl's name be? [13:12] ---     Leaving the mystery and suspicions for later, [13:14] ---     to be continued in the second half! [13:19] ---     Dried seaweed.     (Nori) [13:23] ---     Lymph.     (Rinpa) [13:26] ---     What? Hayate is? [13:27] ---     Yes, he should be over there. [13:30] ---     Have you not seen him yet? [13:31] ---     Well, this school is as     vast as Vana'diel, so... [13:36] ---     But I see. [13:38] ---     So Hayate lovingly made     a packed lunch for me... [13:41] ---     I understand. Not to worry, I will     be sure to accept Hayate's love. [13:45] ---     No... "lovingly"? I'm the one who made it... [13:50] ---     But where could Hayate be? [13:52] ---     And what could he be doing? [13:55] ---     I see, so your name is Miss Hinagiku Katsura. [13:58] ---     It's a great name. [13:59] ---     You think so? [14:01] ---     Then, as part of my thanks, want     me to take you to the top of that? [14:04] ---     What? But I thought only members of     the student council can go there... [14:08] ---     It's not a problem. [14:09] ---     Because I'm the president     of the student council. [14:11] ---     What? [14:12] ---     Honestly! What idiot decided to put the     student council office way up there? [14:17] ---     I see. [14:18] ---     But Miss Katsura, you don't     like high places, right? [14:21] ---     Don't worry about me. [14:23] ---     I'm satisfied with just     getting to see it up close. [14:26] ---     But you said you wanted to go up     there at least once, remember? [14:29] ---     You'll find even greater     satisfaction if you go up there. [14:32] ---     Well, I'm sure, but... [14:34] ---     Then don't let this chance slip away. [14:37] ---     This is my thanks to you, after all. [14:40] ---     Ayasaki, if you don't try to get     what you want once in a while, [14:42] ---     you'll miss your chance at happiness. [14:45] ---     But really, it's so stupid! [14:48] ---     Putting the student council     office so high up... [14:50] ---     I feel like she might be     a bit like Miss Nagi... [14:54] ---     Okay, let's go. [14:55] ---     I'm the student council president, [14:56] ---     so it's not like this is     my first time up there. [14:58] ---     So don't worry about it. [14:59] ---     R-Right... [15:00] ---     A boy shouldn't give such     a noncommittal answer! [15:02] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [15:06] ---     Was that... really a suspicious individual? [15:09] ---     It's possible that he's a     real Sanzenin family butler. [15:11] ---     So high and mighty! [15:13] ---     What would a lame bachelor teacher who     builds Gundam models at school know? [15:18] ---     Oh, crap! The head spike went somewhere! [15:20] ---     You listen to me! [15:22] ---     It doesn't matter anymore if he's     really a suspicious individual or not! [15:25] ---     The illustrious Hakuou Academy allowed     someone to break in! That's a fact! [15:29] ---     If we don't defeat him, [15:30] ---     Took the words right out of my mouth... [15:30] ---     people's confidence in the     Academy's security will plummet! [15:31] ---     You can't let your guard down around her. [15:33] ---     And she's supposed to be a teacher... [15:33] ---     It'd be terrible if that happened!     It would, wouldn't it?! [15:36] ---     Mainly, terrible for my salary,     since I allowed the intruder in! [15:37] ---     Peace. [15:38] ---     Peace. Peace. [15:40] ---     Who are you people talking to? [15:42] ---     Okay, Miss Segawa, you     take the school building! [15:44] ---     Miss Hanabishi, the area around the gym! [15:46] ---     And Miss Asakaze... um... [15:48] ---     Anyway, go search wherever you can! [15:51] ---     And take Yasu with you or something. [15:52] ---     Yasu... Who's that? [15:53] ---     Roger! [15:55] ---     We're doing this? [15:56] ---     I'll start by searching for the     suspicious individual from above. [16:01] ---     Wow! [16:03] ---     This view is incredible! [16:07] ---     Like it? Wonderful, isn't it? [16:09] ---     The view from the clock     tower is truly magnificent. [16:12] ---     The sheer beauty of it almost makes     you forget to blink, doesn't it? [16:16] ---     You can't see it from so far inside. [16:18] ---     I'm fine. I'm viewing it     through my mind's eye. [16:21] ---     But you really have a great     view of the school from here. [16:25] ---     Right? The reason the student     council office is here [16:28] ---     is so that we can have a     good view of the students. [16:31] ---     Have you seen the view     from here, Miss Katsura? [16:34] ---     I'm fine. I listen to my heart,     rather than pay heed to my eyes. [16:40] ---     But really... [16:45] ---     School seems so fun. [16:48] ---     Oh? But class seems to     be in session right now. [16:51] ---     Should you be here? [16:52] ---     Miss Katsura? [16:53] ---     Oh, honestly! Be quiet! [16:55] ---     There was no helping it! [16:57] ---     Classes started while I was helping Browny! [17:01] ---     By the way... [17:02] ---     Who is Browny? [17:04] ---     The chick we saved earlier. [17:07] ---     He's a brown sparrow, so he's "Browny". [17:09] ---     Wow, talk about simple. [17:10] ---     Wh-What?! It's important to     have easy names in anime! [17:16] ---     Um, I should go deliver     the Miss's lunch soon. [17:19] ---     Now that I know where the cafeteria is. [17:24] ---     Thank you very much. [17:26] ---     Because of you, I got to     see an unforgettable view. [17:30] ---     Oh? You talk as if you'll     never be coming here again. [17:33] ---     Well, it's unlikely that I'll ever have     another opportunity, Miss Katsura. [17:37] ---     Call me Hinagiku. [17:38] ---     What? [17:39] ---     There's another Katsura,     who stands out a lot here, [17:42] ---     so everyone calls me by my first name. [17:44] ---     So call me Hinagiku. Got it? [17:48] ---     Hayate Ayasaki. [17:53] ---     Suspicious individual sighted! [17:55] ---     Y-You are...! [17:56] ---     Sis! [18:00] ---     "Sis"? [18:01] ---     Yeah, Sis Yukiji. [18:04] ---     You damn suspicious individual,     meet your hundred-year doom! [18:07] ---     Well, not that it's actually     been a hundred years... [18:10] ---     What? Oh, yes, I suppose so... [18:13] ---     So, I'm going to destroy you immediately! [18:16] ---     Hold on! He's not a suspicious individual! [18:18] ---     Shut up! That doesn't matter anymore! [18:21] ---     I already explained that earlier     to everyone watching this anime! [18:26] ---     Evil, therefore kill! [18:26] ---     Evil [18:27] ---     Therefore [18:28] ---     Kill [18:28] ---     Prepare to meet your fate! [18:34] ---     CLANG [18:36] ---     Hina?! [18:37] ---     Honestly! Another one of     your nonsensical antics?! [18:40] ---     You've improved your skill, Hina! [18:42] ---     But that won't be enough to stop     your sis's passion and young energy! [18:46] ---     Can't stop pay cuts, either! [18:50] ---     You're one to talk! [18:51] ---     I've never lost to you in a fight! [18:54] ---     The only thing I've lost to you in is age, [18:56] ---     which you've accumulated     with nothing to show for it! [18:58] ---     Wha?! [18:59] ---     You may be my little sister, but I'm     not forgiving you for that, Hina! [19:03] ---     Um, you two... [19:04] ---     Never mind that. [19:05] ---     When are you paying back the 20,000     yen I loaned you last month?! [19:06] ---     Wha?! Th-That's a cheap shot!     Taking Yukichi hostage! [19:09] ---     I never did that. [19:10] ---     Um, I need to get going soon to     deliver this lunch to the Miss... [19:10] ---     Yukichi's to be respected, you know! [19:12] ---     His "Encouragement of Learning"     sold 3.4 million copies, you know! [19:15] ---     Like I care! [19:17] ---     What?! [19:24] ---     Got it! [19:25] ---     Sis! [19:27] ---     Hina, want me to give this back? [19:29] ---     But can you come get it when     you're afraid of heights? [19:33] ---     If you can't, turn over that suspicious     individual right this minute [19:36] ---     and forget about the 20,000 yen! [19:38] ---     Hinagiku... [19:39] ---     Don't take me for a fool, Sis! [19:42] ---     I am the student council president     of Hakuou Academy, Hinagiku Katsura. [19:46] ---     Treating a guest like a     suspicious individual! [19:49] ---     I will absolutely not permit such behavior! [19:57] ---     That's my little sister for you. Then I'll... [20:05] ---     Sis! [20:13] ---     Honestly! It's dangerous     to stand there like that. [20:24] ---     Sanzenin family butlers really are amazing. [20:27] ---     Ah, so you finally believe me. [20:29] ---     Yeah, I guess. [20:31] ---     Thank you, Hayate. [20:33] ---     For my sis... [20:34] ---     It was nothing. You were a great help     clearing up the misunderstanding. [20:37] ---     Now, I need to go deliver     the Miss's lunch soon, so... [20:44] ---     Sorry, I threw it earlier without thinking. [20:48] ---     Don't waste food! [20:54] ---     What'll I do? I'm going to be fired. [20:57] ---     Don't worry. I'll make sure     to apologize to Nagi, okay? [21:00] ---     Y-Yeah, maybe I'll apologize, too! Yeah! [21:03] ---     What are you doing? [21:06] ---     Miss! [21:07] ---     Nagi! Um, there are a lot     of reasons for this and... [21:10] ---     I can imagine. [21:11] ---     Huh? [21:12] ---     Ms. Katsura probably stole the lunch [21:14] ---     and when she got up on the railing, [21:15] ---     there was a strong gust that     almost caused her to fall, [21:18] ---     which is when Hayate saved her, [21:19] ---     but the lunch paid the price for it. [21:22] ---     Something like that, right? [21:23] ---     Wh-What prodigious deductive powers... [21:25] ---     Well, the result is... you know... [21:27] ---     But thank you for coming all     this way for me, Hayate. [21:32] ---     Miss! [21:37] ---     Now, I have grown hungry,     so this is perfect. [21:39] ---     We are going home, Hayate! [21:41] ---     You mustn't, Miss! [21:43] ---     You have to attend your     afternoon classes, too! [21:46] ---     But I'm hungry. [21:48] ---     I'll deliver another one straight away. [21:50] ---     But then, I won't be able to play hooky... [21:52] ---     School is important. [21:54] ---     You were in tears just a moment ago! [21:56] ---     No, this is part of my job as a butler. [21:59] ---     I must have the Miss study properly... [22:01] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, huh? [22:03] ---     But... [22:04] ---     His infiltration of Hakuou     Academy has come to an end. [22:07] ---     Next time, he will fight the comedy boom! [22:10] ---     Suspicious individual boy! [22:11] ---     And we're searching so hard for him, too... [22:13] ---     Bastard's quick on his feet. [22:14] ---     Well, and that's how we've gotten     to play hooky with impunity... [22:18] ---     We truly owe it all to the     suspicious individual. [22:22] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [22:22] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [22:28] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [22:28] ---     And brought it pain [22:33] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:33] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:38] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:38] ---     I will take from you [22:43] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:43] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:49] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:49] ---     And madly dashing about [22:53] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:53] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:59] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:59] ---     Go by emptily [23:04] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [23:04] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [23:10] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [23:10] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [23:15] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [23:15] ---     What part of you should I touch [23:20] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [23:20] ---     I sought it out [23:25] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [23:25] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:30] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:30] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:36] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:36] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:40] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:40] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:45] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:45] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     We sure have great weather again today! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Considering how warm it is, [24:01] ---     maybe it'll be midsummer by     the time Golden Week is over. [24:04] ---     No way, right? [24:05] ---     'Course not, ya fool! [24:07] ---     Ya sure have found a fine entertainer, Nagi. [24:09] ---     He's a butler, damn it! [24:11] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:13] ---     "Thoughtless Jokes and     Kindness Bring Misfortune." [24:16] ---     My friend told me that I mustn't carry     on conversations with strangers, [24:19] ---     Thoughtless Jokes and     Kindness Bring Misfortune [24:20] ---     and yet, I am... [24:22] ---     It's gonna be awesome! [24:23] ---      5 - Thoughtless Jokes and Kindness Bring Misfortune Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     Having become a butler     for the Sanzenin family, [00:12] ---     Hayate Ayasaki was given a top     secret mission in the last episode. [00:17] ---     A mission to infiltrate the super     prestigious Hakuou Academy. [00:22] ---     Hayate, I understand that you     like high places already, [00:26] ---     so quickly dispatch the     enemy and get to Nagi. [00:29] ---     Evil, therefore kill! [00:29] ---     Evil [00:30] ---     Therefore [00:30] ---     Kill [00:31] ---     Prepare to meet your fate! [00:35] ---     CLANG [00:37] ---     Hina?! [00:39] ---     Honestly! Another one of     your nonsensical antics?! [00:42] ---     Hayate escaped the Academy without mishap. [00:45] ---     However... [00:46] ---     A new crisis was already drawing very near... [00:58] ---     It's so early in the morning... [01:00] ---     What could the commotion be about? [01:06] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:09] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:12] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:15] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:19] ---     Yes! [01:20] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:24] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:28] ---     Nagi, I'm gonna get a good look     at yer new partner's abilities. [01:35] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:35] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:41] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:41] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:48] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:48] ---     Giving in to fate [01:51] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:51] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:56] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:56] ---     That's just not cool! [02:00] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:00] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:04] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:04] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:09] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:09] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:12] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:12] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:19] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:19] ---     Just let it take you [02:26] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:26] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:29] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:29] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:32] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:32] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:38] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:38] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:45] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:45] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:03] ---     Thoughtless Jokes and     Kindness Bring Misfortune [03:06] ---     Miss, it's morning! Please wake up! [03:10] ---     Here you are, Miss. Your towel. [03:13] ---     Mm. [03:14] ---     Here you are. Your soup. [03:16] ---     Mm. [03:18] ---     Here you are. Your bag. [03:19] ---     You must change quickly and get to school... [03:23] ---     Hayate, it's a delightful morning, is it not? [03:26] ---     I agree. A delightful morning. [03:29] ---     On a delightful morning such     as this, you absolutely must... [03:32] ---     Go back to sleep. [03:35] ---     Wait! Wh-What do you mean, go back to sleep?! [03:37] ---     Pardon me, Miss?! [03:39] ---     Oh, dear, it seems we have a problem. [03:42] ---     Maria... [03:43] ---     She just went yesterday, [03:45] ---     so I wonder if she means to stay home     for most of this school term now. [03:48] ---     She was like that all of last year, too. [03:51] ---     Why is the Miss so terribly... [03:53] ---     Rather than a dislike of school, she     has an extreme dislike of going out. [03:57] ---     What? [03:58] ---     Ever since Nagi was little, [04:00] ---     her life has been targeted on a daily basis [04:02] ---     as the only daughter of the Sanzenin family. [04:05] ---     And all the adults who approach her     are only after her vast fortune. [04:11] ---     I see. [04:12] ---     And that is why she has     grown to be so difficult. [04:16] ---     Of course. [04:17] ---     Look at me. Even the way I     first met the Miss was... [04:22] ---     ...because of my ulterior motive to     pay back my 150 million yen debt. [04:29] ---     But now, I am a butler, who     serves the Sanzenin family! [04:33] ---     I must put my heart and     soul into protecting her, [04:35] ---     so that the Miss may spend every     day with a smile on her face! [04:37] ---     Um, Hayate, the contents of your     monologue is completely audible. [04:46] ---     Yes, hello? Sanzenin resi... [04:48] ---     Oh, it has been so long! How have you been? [04:51] ---     Yes, she's here. Please wait one moment. [04:54] ---     Nagi, you have a phone call! [04:57] ---     From whom? [04:58] ---     Sakuya! [04:59] ---     Saku? Tell her I'm not here. [05:02] ---     That will not work. I already     told her that you were here. [05:06] ---     Sheesh! You're hopeless... [05:11] ---     Oh, hello? Is that you, Nagi? [05:13] ---     Ping. This phone number     is currently not in use. [05:17] ---     If you would like to state your business,     leave a message after the beep [05:20] ---     and your house will be engulfed in flames. [05:28] ---     FOOL! [05:31] ---     Don't you hang up without     waitin' for a response! Fool! [05:34] ---     It doesn't gimme a chance to talk! [05:40] ---     Um... uh... [05:42] ---     Shoot. I guess the spacin' was a     tad too far there. Just a tad far. [05:45] ---     Gotta keep the spacin' tighter or     it'll make even funny things unfunny. [05:48] ---     All right, time to review. Y'all     hurry up and sit down, too. [05:51] ---     Hey, Maria, I want Earl     Grey. Get me some Earl Grey. [05:57] ---     That's hot! That's seriously hot! [05:57] ---     DVD Extra!! [05:59] ---     That's no good! That's     boilin' hot! Boilin' hot! [06:01] ---     If ya don't make it a little cooler,     it's hard to react good! Seriously! [06:04] ---     You're reacting plenty, so don't worry. [06:06] ---     And while you're at it, please die. [06:08] ---     That's my future partner! Yer     straight talk jabs are merciless. [06:11] ---     Yah! [06:12] ---     Um, who is this? [06:15] ---     Miss Sakuya Aizawa. [06:17] ---     The eldest daughter of the Aizawa family, [06:18] ---     which is related to the Sanzenin family. [06:20] ---     And a childhood friend of Nagi's. [06:22] ---     Childhood friend... [06:30] ---     So? Why are you here? [06:32] ---     Besides, today is a weekday.     What happened to school? [06:36] ---     Don't you worry. Today's     Foundation Day for us. [06:39] ---     So I took advantage of it and     came all this way to check in. [06:43] ---     Check in... on what? [06:45] ---     Yer butler. [06:46] ---     I heard you've been stayin' home from school [06:48] ---     and havin' the time of yer     life with yer new butler. [06:51] ---     So I came today to check in on him! [06:54] ---     To see just how funny a guy he is! [06:56] ---     Hah! Why would I need you to check up on him? [06:59] ---     Besides, you already saw Hayate just earlier. [07:02] ---     Huh? Earlier? [07:05] ---     The new butler's... [07:07] ---     ...an ornamental knick-knack?! [07:08] ---     No, no, swing the camera a     little more to the right! [07:12] ---     Or rather, you're doing this     on purpose, aren't you?! [07:16] ---     Wh-What?! [07:18] ---     You mean that fella who was just     standin' there's the new butler?! [07:22] ---     Cyclamen [07:22] ---     I wonder if it's possible that     girl came to see the Miss, [07:26] ---     because she was worried about her. [07:31] ---     Ah! But we sure have great     weather again today! [07:34] ---     Considering how warm it is, [07:35] ---     maybe it'll be midsummer by     the time Golden Week is over. [07:38] ---     Then maybe we'll get to see autumn leaves     by the start of the rainy season! [07:44] ---     Well, no way, right? [07:46] ---     'Course not, ya fool! [07:48] ---     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack [07:48] ---     Ya think a weak jab like that at     yerself'll make that joke work?! [07:52] ---     Don't you underestimate comedy! [07:54] ---     For every joke ya crack, ya gotta     jab like yer life depended on it! [07:56] ---     Um, if you keep that jab going any     longer, Hayate is going to die... [08:00] ---     Huh? [08:03] ---     Shoot! Am I a murderer at this tender age?! [08:06] ---     Makita! Kunieda! Emergency treatment! [08:09] ---     Certainly, Miss. [08:18] ---     Wh-What are you doing?! [08:20] ---     He has come to. [08:21] ---     Good work. [08:22] ---     Damn. [08:26] ---     You, what's yer name? [08:28] ---     What? [08:29] ---     It's Hayate Ayasaki... [08:31] ---     What an ordinary name! [08:33] ---     Startin' today, call yerself     "Mukitaro the Soybean Lover". [08:36] ---     What?! [08:40] ---     He's not your butler! [08:42] ---     Don't give him a name that sounds     like a two-bit entertainer! [08:44] ---     Impressive. Everyone with hair tied     in two parts and who has that voice [08:48] ---     sure are merciless when it comes to jabs. [08:51] ---     Eh? I not know what you mean! [08:53] ---     But of all of Nagi's past partners, [08:56] ---     he looks the poorest of     'em all and that's a fact. [08:59] ---     I-I see... [09:00] ---     Looks like I've got no choice but     to become sorta like the master [09:03] ---     and form a trio comedy group along with Nagi. [09:06] ---     How in the world do you twist things     around so we end up doing that?! [09:09] ---     A butler doesn't need to be funny! [09:11] ---     Wow, so butlers are required     to have comedic talent, too. [09:13] ---     What're you, a fool?! [09:16] ---     No, they are not. Usually. [09:18] ---     Ayasaki, do ya know what yer     missin' as an entertainer? [09:22] ---     Huh? [09:23] ---     He's a butler, damn it! [09:24] ---     It's impact! [09:26] ---     For example, havin' villains out to getcha [09:29] ---     or havin' no problem bein' run over by a car, [09:31] ---     or havin' an all-out battle     against some bizarre robot. [09:34] ---     It's that kinda impact that yer lackin'! [09:38] ---     I've pretty much done all     those things, though... [09:43] ---     Don't you talk back to yer master! [09:44] ---     Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack [09:46] ---     Ridin' the comedy boom... [09:48] ---     Get a li'l popular, and ya think you've     conquered the world already?! Eh?! [09:51] ---     You'll never become the second     Ni-Ni or Downtown like that! [09:55] ---     M-Maria, is it possible that she's... [09:59] ---     Just like Nagi, she absolutely hates to lose. [10:03] ---     I-I see! [10:04] ---     Maybe in the Miss's world, this     is a normal thing for them. [10:08] ---     But I've become a butler now, too. [10:11] ---     I have to come up with some     routine that'll satisfy everyone! [10:14] ---     I understand, Miss Aizawa. [10:17] ---     I will perform a special one-off     joke, so if you find it funny, [10:21] ---     let us say that I've surpassed my master! [10:23] ---     Mutter... Mutter... Mutter...     Mutter... Mutter... Mutter... [10:23] ---     A one-off joke?! [10:26] ---     Will Hayate be all right?! [10:28] ---     That is setting the difficulty too high! [10:31] ---     Then, here I go. [10:43] ---     Get... [10:43] ---     Just hang tight      for a sec, okay? [10:45] ---     Ya fool! Not only did ya steal     that line, but it's frickin' old! [10:46] ---     I-I apologize! [10:49] ---     But well, I can't fault ya     for yer go-getter attitude. [10:52] ---     What? [10:54] ---     Ya sure have found a fine entertainer, Nagi. [10:56] ---     He's a butler, damn it! [10:58] ---     With that kinda go-getter attitude, [11:00] ---     I'd say Nagi's in good hands. [11:03] ---     Miss Aizawa... [11:05] ---     So, you really did come     out of worry for the Miss. [11:07] ---     N-No! I'll have ya know, it's not     like ya have my approval yet! [11:12] ---     First up, one-liner jokes till ya drop! [11:14] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [11:14] ---     Hey, Hayate! [11:16] ---     Honestly! He doesn't need to go along     with this so conscientiously... [11:20] ---     But when he's smiling so guilelessy, [11:23] ---     Hayate looks more like the boy that he is. [11:24] ---     Comaneci! [11:25] ---     Gachoon! [11:27] ---     Fo! [11:28] ---     Swing yer hips more! [11:29] ---     Popping eyebrows! [11:31] ---     Hey, you two! [11:33] ---     It's getting kind of cold,     so let's get back inside! [11:36] ---     Good idea. [11:37] ---     Yes, Miss! [11:40] ---     Man, I've got the chills. [11:43] ---     But still, it really got     cold all of a sudden. [11:46] ---     It was the right decision     not to go to school. [11:48] ---     What kinda reasonin' is that? [11:49] ---     Anyway, it's all 'cause that butler's     jokes were so lame, they left me cold. [11:54] ---     Maria, would you go make us some tea? [11:56] ---     The thing is... We seem to have     run out with the last pot we made. [12:00] ---     What?! [12:01] ---     This is a problem. We're to have     an important visitor soon, too. [12:06] ---     Huh? Who's comin'? [12:08] ---     Isumi. [12:10] ---     C'mon now, what're you two     doin', both skippin' school? [12:13] ---     Not to worry. Unlike Wataru, we get     top grades, so it's not a problem. [12:18] ---     But is it gonna be all right? [12:20] ---     With what? [12:21] ---     Knowin' Isumi, ya sure [12:22] ---     she hasn't gotten lost and     stranded somewhere again? [12:27] ---     What? On an errand? [12:29] ---     Would you please go for me? [12:31] ---     This is the shop. [12:34] ---     The purchase has already been paid for [12:36] ---     and if you let them know you're     on Sanzenin family business, [12:38] ---     they will know what brand     and what amount to give you. [12:41] ---     I understand! I will go right away! [12:43] ---     Oh, hold on a second, Hayate. [12:45] ---     Yes? [12:51] ---     When you go outside on business     for the Sanzenin family, [12:55] ---     please make sure to wear that coat. [12:57] ---     Um, this coat... [12:59] ---     Could it be... cashmere? [13:01] ---     My! I'm impressed that you were able to tell. [13:04] ---     Are you sure about this? [13:05] ---     If I should get it dirty outside... [13:07] ---     This coat looks so expensive... [13:10] ---     What are you saying, Hayate? [13:12] ---     The coat doesn't just look expensive. [13:14] ---     It is expensive. [13:15] ---     What? [13:16] ---     After all, 100 of those coats     could easily pay off your debt. [13:23] ---     So please be absolutely     sure not to get it dirty. [13:27] ---     Y-Yessir. [13:31] ---     Smackity, smack, smack!     (Pachi pachi panchi) [13:35] ---     Blood sacrifice, hurray!     (Chimatsuri wasshoi) [13:38] ---     Miss! [13:39] ---     Miss Isumi! [13:41] ---     Did you find her? [13:42] ---     No, she is not over here! [13:44] ---     Hey, you two! [13:45] ---     I found this horrifying     letter in the Miss's room! [13:48] ---     What's this? [13:49] ---     "I am going to visit Nagi at her home.     I will be back by dinner. Isumi." [13:55] ---     This is terrible! She has     gone outside by herself?! [13:59] ---     She even gets lost on the estate     here on a regular basis... [14:02] ---     Yes, and I heard the daughter     of the Sanzenin family [14:05] ---     was almost kidnapped just     the other day, too... [14:08] ---     Damn it, find her! Find her! [14:10] ---     If she's about to get kidnapped... [14:12] ---     Beat the culprit to a pulp! [14:14] ---     Wearing an expensive coat     like this makes me nervous. [14:17] ---     Well, I'm only going out to buy tea, [14:19] ---     so I doubt anything will     happen to get it dirty. [14:21] ---     Released Every Week on day     Shonen Yonday [14:26] ---     Oh, I am so sorry! [14:28] ---     I dropped paint that would leave     a permanent stain on cashmere! [14:31] ---     Wha... P-Please be careful. [14:34] ---     Oh, watch out! [14:35] ---     Buckwheat noodle dip that would     leave a permanent stain on cashmere! [14:42] ---     Ah, thank you. That was close, lad. [14:45] ---     It was nothing. Please be careful. [14:47] ---     Whoa, this is terrible! [14:49] ---     A truck piled with octopi that spit ink [14:51] ---     that would leave a permanent     stain on cashmere! [15:04] ---     Th-This is bad. [15:05] ---     These cliché dangers are coming at     me, as if they're targeting me... [15:08] ---     Loser Park [15:11] ---     If I walk through an empty park like this... [15:13] ---     Yes, I should be safe for now. [15:18] ---     Come to think of it, this is     the park where I met Miss Nagi. [15:23] ---     Right, just around those vending machines... [15:32] ---     Please insert bills here. SIGN    Accepts the     new 1000 yen bills. [15:39] ---     Please insert bills here. SIGN    Accepts the      new 1000 yen bills. [15:47] ---     The machine... is broken. [15:52] ---     Um, you have to put in     bills there, not talismans. [15:57] ---     This is terrible. [15:59] ---     Pardon? [16:01] ---     My friend told me that I mustn't carry     on conversations with strangers, [16:06] ---     and yet, I am... [16:08] ---     Oh, pardon me for that. [16:11] ---     But it's all right. [16:13] ---     This friend of mine is a kind person, [16:16] ---     so I am sure I will be forgiven. [16:18] ---     Is that so? What a relief. [16:21] ---     Hayate's instincts, which had never     been wrong with this sort of thing, [16:26] ---     told him that if he got involved     with this girl right now, [16:29] ---     a great misfortune was certain     to befall him today... [16:32] ---     Well, I'll be going now. [16:34] ---     But to think that I have gotten     lost in a place like this... [16:38] ---     What? [16:39] ---     What in the world... am I to do... [16:43] ---     I must run away. I must     run away. I must run away. [16:46] ---     I must run away in order to avoid misfortune. [16:48] ---     I must run away. I must run away! [16:53] ---     Um, if you'd like my help, it's yours. [16:57] ---     Are you well acquainted     with the roads around here? [17:01] ---     No, I'm not very well acquainted, but... [17:03] ---     If I leave a girl like you alone, I     feel like you might get kidnapped. [17:08] ---     My friend always says the same thing to me. [17:14] ---     Then, I would like to     take you up on your offer [17:16] ---     and ask you for a bit of direction. [17:19] ---     Yes, please go ahead. [17:21] ---     Where am I going? [17:23] ---     What? [17:24] ---     There she is! Over there! [17:28] ---     What?! [17:30] ---     Who the hell are you?! [17:32] ---     You hand over that girl without a fight! [17:35] ---     Who are these suspicious people? [17:37] ---     Who is this suspicious boy?! [17:40] ---     Could it be... Kidnappers?!     *Could it be... Kidnappers?! [17:44] ---     With this Japanese sword, which     slices through cashmere coats, [17:47] ---     I'll strike you down! [17:49] ---     Get him! [17:52] ---     Hang on tight! [17:57] ---     What a fast getaway! [18:03] ---     Um... [18:05] ---     Don't worry. I'll protect you. [18:11] ---     So... don't worry. [18:16] ---     But... [18:18] ---     What's wrong? [18:21] ---     I feel as though... the area underfoot     is incredibly precarious... [18:27] ---     A pond that makes cashmere coats     really dirty if you fall into it [18:28] ---     It's a pond that makes cashmere coats     really dirty if you fall into it. [18:35] ---     So please be absolutely     sure not to get it dirty. [18:38] ---     But I can't drop this girl into the pond! [18:47] ---     All right! [18:55] ---     A-Are you okay? [18:59] ---     Thanks to you. [19:06] ---     Wh-What'll I do? This super     luxury cashmere coat... [19:09] ---     It was brand new and Maria     told me not to get it dirty... [19:13] ---     We have a careless protagonist. [19:16] ---     Shut up! [19:17] ---     But what should I do? [19:18] ---     To start with, I'll be honest and     explain what happened to Maria... [19:21] ---     And successfully get yourself fired. [19:23] ---     I told you to shut up! [19:24] ---     What in the world should I do? [19:26] ---     Uh, um... [19:28] ---     Like I said, shu... [19:30] ---     Wha... uh... um... [19:34] ---     No, that's not... I mean... [19:36] ---     So, shu... shu... shucks, what     do you think of "Ultraman"? [19:40] ---     What? [19:41] ---     Um... [19:43] ---     I like Bemster. [19:45] ---     What? You will? [19:47] ---     Yes, your precious coat has     been ruined because of me, [19:53] ---     so um... I will pay for it... [19:56] ---     Thank you. [19:58] ---     I appreciate the thought, but I can't accept. [20:01] ---     What? But... [20:03] ---     This was my responsibility to begin with, [20:05] ---     and while things just sort of happened, [20:07] ---     I'm the one who promised to protect you. [20:11] ---     I'll protect you from those     evil men in black. You'll see. [20:15] ---     Evil men in black... [20:19] ---     Yes. [20:20] ---     No, those people are... [20:22] ---     I know. [20:24] ---     They're probably an evil organization     trying to capture you, [20:27] ---     so they can use you to make money. [20:29] ---     Um Um Um [20:29] ---     Oh, no, um... [20:31] ---     Don't worry! [20:32] ---     Organizations of that sort tend     to have extensive spy networks, [20:36] ---     so I won't do anything careless. [20:39] ---     Um Um Um [20:39] ---     No, that is not it... [20:41] ---     I may not look it, but I've     faced a lot of dangers myself, [20:45] ---     so you don't have to worry. [20:47] ---     If we do not get you dry, you     will catch a cold and die. [20:54] ---     Thank you. [20:55] ---     But I'm fine. [21:00] ---     I-It was too late... [21:03] ---     No, no, I'm not dead yet. [21:06] ---     Anyway, right now, I have     to get her somewhere safe. [21:10] ---     Wait, I know of just the place! [21:15] ---     What? This is... [21:17] ---     Surprised? [21:18] ---     But I know the person who     lives here, so it'll be fine. [21:22] ---     The mistress of this estate is a     little girl about the same age as you [21:26] ---     and she's a little spoiled and headstrong, [21:29] ---     and she can be an unmanageable     bundle of energy sometimes, [21:33] ---     but she's a very kind and adorable girl. [21:36] ---     I am sure I will also be able to     become very good friends with her, [21:42] ---     as if I have known her since we were little. [21:45] ---     The only thing is, I can't go     inside due to various reasons, [21:48] ---     so I'll leave the rest to you! [21:49] ---     What? [21:50] ---     Ding dong dash! [21:53] ---     Uh, um... [21:54] ---     The cost of playing for the     super luxury cashmere coat... [21:57] ---     The threat of being fired... [21:59] ---     And new enemies due to a groundless     assumption and misunderstanding [22:03] ---     all descend upon him! [22:05] ---     Next time, he will fight all of the above [22:07] ---     along with the various symptoms of a cold, [22:09] ---     such as coughing, fever, and sore throat! [22:14] ---     Say, it's not a big deal, but I'm hungry. [22:17] ---     Patience! Be patient until Isumi gets here! [22:21] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [22:21] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [22:27] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [22:27] ---     And brought it pain [22:32] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:32] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:37] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:37] ---     I will take from you [22:42] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:42] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:48] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:48] ---     And madly dashing about [22:52] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:52] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:58] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:58] ---     Go by emptily [23:03] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [23:03] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [23:09] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [23:09] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [23:14] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [23:14] ---     What part of you should I touch [23:19] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [23:19] ---     I sought it out [23:24] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [23:24] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:29] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:29] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:35] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:35] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:39] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:39] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:44] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:44] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:55] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     Honestly! Catching a cold all of     a sudden! How weak can you be?! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     While the fact that Nagi shut     him out was the final blow, [24:02] ---     the original cause lies with me, so... [24:04] ---     It is true that the Miss delivered     the final blow, but... [24:07] ---     Grr. All right! [24:08] ---     In that case, I will specially make     some dish called "rice porridge"! [24:12] ---     What? [24:12] ---     What was with that? You     didn't sound very happy. [24:14] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:15] ---     "You Say You Can See Time, [24:15] ---     You Say You Can See Time, But That Is     Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes [24:17] ---     "But That Is Probably Your Life     Flashing Before Your Eyes". [24:18] ---     Could it be that she used     this, mistaking it for oil? [24:21] ---     You will see the tears of time. [24:23] ---*      6 - You Say You Can See Time. But That Is Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:13] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:17] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:20] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [00:23] ---     Yes! [00:24] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line or a girl... [00:29] ---     A super combat battle story! [00:32] ---     My name is Hayate. Earth is being targeted. [00:35] ---     Your life is also being targeted. [00:39] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [00:39] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [00:45] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [00:45] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [00:52] ---     Unmei ni makete [00:52] ---     Giving in to fate [00:55] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [00:55] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:00] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:00] ---     That's just not cool! [01:05] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:05] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:08] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:08] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:13] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:13] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:16] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:16] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:23] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:23] ---     Just let it take you [01:30] ---     Kanchigai no yume [01:30] ---     Dreams that are misguided [01:33] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [01:33] ---     Hopes that are way off base [01:36] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [01:36] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [01:42] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [01:42] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [01:49] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [01:49] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about SIGN    You Say You Can See Time, But That Is     Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes [02:17] ---     Ah, it's you, Isumi! [02:20] ---     You got here quicker than I expected. [02:22] ---     I was worried that you might     have gotten lost again. [02:25] ---     I am sorry for worrying you. [02:27] ---     But everything is fine,     because I did get lost. [02:31] ---     Oh... you did... [02:33] ---     Someone I believe to be your new     butler brought me here. [02:39] ---     What? You met Hayate? [02:40] ---     He was wearing a brand new cashmere coat. [02:43] ---     Oh, that definitely sounds     like it was Hayate. [02:46] ---     But he may end up dying if we don't hurry. [02:50] ---     What?! [02:50] ---     Is Hayate in some kind of trouble again?! [02:53] ---     Well, it's certainly conceivable. [02:55] ---     That's not good! Hayate's in a fix!     We're going to save him, Maria! [02:58] ---     Uh, um... [02:58] ---     Perhaps it was a bad idea to make him     wear something he wasn't used to... [03:02] ---     It is a cold... [03:02] ---     That cashmere coat, huh? [03:03] ---     It is certainly the first crisis he has faced     since he became a butler. [03:04] ---     Never mind that, Maria! We must hurry! [03:06] ---     Yes! SIGN    Cash Advance!! [03:12] ---     If I don't do something about this coat, [03:16] ---     I'll never be able to go back     to the estate again. [03:19] ---     Maybe I should just borrow money     from somewhere and get a new coat... [03:22] ---     No, that won't solve anything. [03:24] ---     Hey, Ayasaki! [03:28] ---     Long time no see! [03:29] ---     Oh! You people are... [03:38] ---     The "very generous people",     who previously kindly offered [03:41] ---     to send me to a tropical paradise! [03:43] ---     Don't talk about embarrassing things     in an expository manner on the streets. [03:47] ---     What the heck, you're still alive? [03:48] ---     Uh... yes. [03:50] ---     But well, if it weren't     for our business dealings, [03:53] ---     I think I could've liked a guy like ya. [03:56] ---     What? [03:57] ---     Even our chance meetin'     must've been fated somehow. [03:59] ---     If ya want, I'll treat ya to a meal... [04:01] ---     There he is! [04:04] ---     Hey, Ayasaki, who're these guys? [04:06] ---     No need to even ask. They've gotta be Mafia. [04:09] ---     I see. Colleagues of ours, eh? [04:12] ---     I thought you were suspicious     from the start, but so you really are... [04:15] ---     What?! No... [04:17] ---     Hey, four-eyes, you got     a problem with our boy here? [04:20] ---     What?! When did I become one of you?! [04:22] ---     I see, you seem to be determined     to see some bloodshed. [04:26] ---     I don't know who you guys are,     but you've got guts, I'll give you that. [04:32] ---     Wait, now that I think about it, [04:33] ---     I've become involved in a pretty     nasty situation, haven't I? [04:37] ---     At this rate, never mind     being reprimanded by Maria, [04:39] ---     I'll get chewed out     by the authorities and stuff. [04:41] ---     Above all, this may cause problems     for the Miss and the others. [04:45] ---     I have to escape somehow! [04:49] ---     Hey, where do you think     you're going, Ayasaki? [04:53] ---     You're not planning on deserting     your comrades, are you? [04:56] ---     As I said earlier, when     did I become one of you? [04:58] ---     What?! Trying to save his own hide     by deserting his comrades?! [05:03] ---     And you call yourself human?! [05:04] ---     What a coldhearted bastard! [05:06] ---     What?! I'm getting condemned     by the other side, too?! [05:09] ---     Since it's come to this... [05:10] ---     ...I guess we've got no choice     but to whack him. [05:13] ---     Oh, I get it. [05:15] ---     I'm going to die today. [05:17] ---     Man, today's just been an awful day. [05:21] ---     If this was how it was going to be, [05:23] ---     I wish I'd offered a sincere apology     to Maria back at the estate. [05:35] ---     Yeah, if I make it back alive, [05:38] ---     I'll offer a sincere apology     for sure this time. [05:40] ---     Get him! [05:43] ---     Here I come! [05:49] ---     What are you dragging your     feet for?! We must hurry! [05:55] ---     Knowing Hayate, if we drag our feet, [05:57] ---     he may be skewered by countless     swords before we know it! [06:01] ---     Surely, nothing so drastic... [06:03] ---     Though, the new coat may be in tatters. [06:05] ---     You can bet on it!     Don't underestimate Hayate! [06:07] ---     No, the coat is already in tatters. [06:10] ---     What? [06:11] ---     I see. That's Hayate for you. [06:14] ---     The coat had gotten dirty because of me, [06:17] ---     but he was very troubled by it. [06:18] ---     It shows just how serious he is     about his job as Nagi's butler... [06:23] ---     When you put it that way, we can't be     too hard on him for ruining the coat. [06:29] ---     I wasn't going to be hard on him     for it to begin with. [06:32] ---     Oh, he seems to have     come home at the perfect time. [06:36] ---     What a hopeless guy. [06:40] ---     Oh, thank goodness.     I managed to get back alive somehow. [06:46] ---     Maria, you are not to scold Hayate, either. [06:49] ---     We must give him a warm welcome. [06:51] ---     Well, if you say so, Nagi. [06:54] ---     Speaking of which,     did Hayate say anything about me? [06:57] ---     What? [06:58] ---     You know, anything     about me being cute or charming... [07:02] ---     Um... um... [07:05] ---     Oh, as I recall, he said you were     a little, spoiled, headstrong, [07:08] ---     and an unmanageable bundle of energy... [07:13] ---     Oh... I'm back. [07:15] ---     Miss... [07:16] ---     What?! [07:18] ---     Wh-Why?! Why did you shut the door?! Miss?! [07:22] ---     Shut up! Stupid jerk! [07:25] ---     Honestly! How rude! [07:27] ---     But also kind and adorable. [07:31] ---     I think it would work better     if you mentioned that earlier. [07:34] ---     And thus, [07:36] ---     all too soon, the butler-in-debt's     miserable life came to an end. [07:40] ---     P-Please, no jokes... SIGN    Sign: Fox Udon Dontaro [07:52] ---     I'm hot! [07:55] ---     I am sorry, it seems I am making     such trouble for everyone... [07:59] ---     38.9 degrees. He's unmistakably     come down with a cold. [08:03] ---     Honestly! [08:04] ---     The weather may have suddenly     gotten cooler, but to catch a cold! [08:07] ---     How weak can you be?! [08:09] ---     Well, I don't know anything     about him being weak, but... [08:13] ---     When someone locked him out [08:15] ---     to spend hours in soaking wet     clothes in this cold weather, [08:19] ---     it's no wonder that he caught a cold. [08:25] ---     Stare... [08:28] ---     Stare... [08:31] ---     Wh-What?! [08:32] ---     You make it sound as though I'm the bad guy! [08:35] ---     Are you in pain, Hayate? [08:39] ---     Yes, a lot... [08:43] ---     Stare... [08:44] ---     Stare... [08:48] ---     Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! [08:49] ---     Don't look at me with eyes like Kenshiro's. [08:51] ---     Like when he mastered the Musou Tensei! [08:56] ---     It was an unavoidable accident     that you caught a cold. [08:58] ---     You just relax and get some rest. [09:01] ---     Oh, all right... [09:03] ---     Um, this is a milkshake.     It will warm you up. [09:07] ---     Oh, thank you very much. [09:10] ---     It is nothing. [09:11] ---     While the fact that Nagi     shut you out was the final blow, [09:15] ---     the original cause lies with me, so... [09:17] ---     This was Isumi trying to cover     for Nagi in her own way. [09:21] ---     It is true that the Miss     delivered the final blow, but... [09:24] ---     I had no idea that you went     to the same school as the Miss. [09:28] ---     And I am the one who leapt     to the horribly wrong conclusion... [09:31] ---     Oh, no, please do not let that bother you. [09:33] ---     Well... I'll enjoy this now. [09:35] ---     Yes. Though, I do not know     if it will be to your taste... [09:42] ---     This is really delicious. [09:44] ---     I am so glad it is to your taste. [09:46] ---     You made this yourself, right?     I see that you must be a good cook. [09:50] ---     I do not know if I am good or not, [09:53] ---     but I am a girl, after all. [09:59] ---     It's wrong to think that you should cook,     just because you're a girl, Isumi! [10:03] ---     With such antiquated notions, [10:05] ---     you won't survive     in the information age to come! [10:08] ---     Nagi, you only use big words when     you are trying to cover up something. [10:15] ---     You know her so very well. [10:17] ---     Anyway, men and women are equal     in the 21st century! No boundaries! [10:21] ---     Having said that, you still haven't     even had lunch, right, Hayate? [10:25] ---     What? N-No... [10:27] ---     All right, [10:28] ---     then I shall put special effort into     making some dish called "rice porridge". [10:32] ---     What?! [10:33] ---     What was with that?     You didn't sound very happy. [10:35] ---     Or what? Are you saying you     don't want to eat my cooking?! [10:38] ---     No, my heart is bursting with gratitude. [10:41] ---     All right, then prepare     yourself and wait for me! [10:44] ---     I have read through every volume of     "Mister Ajikko" and "Gourmand-kun". [10:47] ---     There is no dish that I cannot make! [10:50] ---     Let's go, Tama! [10:51] ---     M-Meow... [10:53] ---     What's with your weak response, too?! [10:55] ---     Meow... [10:59] ---     Then I shall go prepare     some stomach medicine. [11:02] ---     Please hang in there, my dear Hayate. [11:05] ---     R-Right... [11:06] ---     And thus, Miss Nagi's     ministrations began. However... [11:10] ---     No, considering how     confident the Miss seems, [11:14] ---     surely her dish won't be that terrible... [11:15] ---     Hayate could find no way to convince     himself that he would recover soon. [11:20] ---     What's this, Saku?     I didn't know you were still here. [11:23] ---     I got sucked into the Downtown DVD     box set, but then I got hungry... [11:28] ---     In that case, I am about to begin cooking, [11:30] ---     so I'll let you have a taste. [11:32] ---     Whoops! I've still got DVDs     that I gotta watch. [11:35] ---     Where are you going? [11:38] ---     But since I'm going to     the trouble of making this, [11:40] ---     I want to try seasoning it in a     unique and distinctive way... [11:44] ---     This is the first mistake     that amateur cooks fall for. [11:48] ---     Hmm, I want some punchy flavor... [11:51] ---     Oh, vinegar's supposed to be good for you... [11:54] ---     This is bad! [11:55] ---     If yer forced to eat Nagi's cookin', [11:57] ---     it won't be enough, no matter     how many lives you've got. [11:59] ---     Hayate might end up dead... [12:04] ---     Hey, Sakuya, what do you think? [12:05] ---     Huh? [12:10] ---     But I'm so sorry about this, Isumi. [12:12] ---     Pardon? [12:13] ---     Well, you know, because Hayate has     caused you all kinds of trouble... [12:17] ---     Oh, no, it was no trouble. [12:20] ---     But I can see why my Nagi     put her trust in him... [12:24] ---     He was quite kind to me. [12:29] ---     Could this possibly mean... [12:30] ---     ...that once again, Hayate     is spreading a kind of ailment [12:34] ---     that's even more troublesome than a cold? [12:38] ---     Welcome, Master! (Irasshaimase goshujin-sama) [12:43] ---     Now, now, now. (Maa, maa, maa) [12:45] ---     Here, it's ready, Hayate. [12:47] ---     I'm quite confident of how it turned out,     so eat it with that in mind! [12:49] ---     Oh? This looks better than I expected. [12:52] ---     Is it just possible...? [12:54] ---     Right, then I shall enjoy it right away. [12:59] ---     Th-This is... [13:01] ---     Never mind the poor use of salt [13:02] ---     or that it subtly tastes like sushi rice     or that it's not fully cooked. [13:06] ---     Before all that... [13:07] ---     I can smell the faint aroma of     the detergent used in the kitchen. [13:11] ---     What is it, Hayate? [13:12] ---     This can no longer even be called food... [13:15] ---     Um, could it be that it didn't taste good? [13:20] ---     They say that there are times [13:21] ---     when a man's pride requires     that he see something through. [13:25] ---     It is very... delicious. [13:27] ---     Kids, you must never try this at home. [13:29] ---     Why? Because detergent     is neither food nor drink. [13:32] ---     I-I see! I'm glad to hear that! [13:35] ---     I hadn't tasted it, so I was worried,     but I guess it turned out good! [13:38] ---     Yes, it's absolutely fantastic, Miss! [13:41] ---     The bit of oil I used for subtle     flavor must have worked. [13:45] ---     Is that right? [13:46] ---     There's plenty more,     so go ahead and eat it all. [13:49] ---     Oh, it's so good! Oh! My Konbu! [13:53] ---     You're such a glutton, Hayate! [13:54] ---     To live up to the mistress's expectations!     That is what a butler does! SIGN    OIL comes off easily!     Marmar Lemon [14:00] ---     Could it be that she used this,     mistaking it for oil? [14:05] ---     To live up to the mistress's expectations!     That is what a pet does! [14:05] ---     Meow... Meow... Meow... [14:09] ---     Th-Thank you for the food... [14:11] ---     Ah, you really cleaned your plate! [14:14] ---     You must have been awfully hungry. [14:16] ---     Well, I'll go clean this up,     so get some good sleep. [14:19] ---     Y-Yessir... [14:24] ---     Unfortunate things     are always happening to me, but... [14:26] ---     Today was kind of amazingly     worse than usual... [14:31] ---     If you push yourself too hard,     you really will end up dead. [14:34] ---     Maria... [14:38] ---     Honestly! I'm amazed     that you managed to eat all of that. [14:41] ---     What? [14:42] ---     Because, I mean, she put in detergent     instead of oil by mistake, right? [14:46] ---     Yes, I guess... [14:49] ---     But the Miss worked hard to make     that dish for me, after all. [14:53] ---     And besides, it made me happy [14:55] ---     that I had someone taking     care me while I was sick. [14:57] ---     Did your mother not take care     of you when you got sick? [15:03] ---     Whether her child got a fever     or was severely injured, [15:07] ---     my mother was the sort     who blithely ignored it [15:09] ---     and just invested in her dreams     where the reels keep spinning. SIGN    Sign: Lunch Money SIGN    Sign: Mother [15:13] ---     Oh... that's... [15:16] ---     Oh, this boy! Casually mentioning     such a depressing story... [15:20] ---     Well, at any rate, please     get some rest for today, okay? [15:23] ---     I will, I'm so sleepy already. [15:25] ---     Then, good night. [15:45] ---     Hayate... [15:51] ---     Thank you. [15:55] ---     Excuse me, what are you doing, Miss? [16:00] ---     That is... With your face so close to me, [16:03] ---     it's hard for me to sleep... [16:07] ---     Shut up! Hayate, you stupid jerk! [16:09] ---     Oh, Miss, that's... [16:11] ---     Shut up! You idiot! [16:13] ---     They say that good people die young, but... [16:16] ---     I feel like I sort of understand why now. [16:20] ---     And thus, the poverty-stricken     butler's hellish day came to an end. [16:26] ---     However... [16:30] ---     A good night's sleep     and I'm completely over my cold. [16:33] ---     I wasn't able to do anything yesterday,     so I better work hard today. [16:38] ---     Good morning. [16:39] ---     Huh? [16:40] ---     Uh... right... Good morning. [16:44] ---     The weather is so fine today,     it's perfect for laundry, don't you think? [16:47] ---     Huh? [16:48] ---     Uh, yes, I agree. [16:51] ---     My, my, you are a Sanzenin butler,     and yet your strong tie is crooked. [16:57] ---     You should pay close attention     to your personal appearance, [16:59] ---     so as not to be an embarrassment     to your mistress. [17:02] ---     Well, then, good day... [17:03] ---     Huh?! [17:11] ---     Uh, um... [17:20] ---     Who the? [17:21] ---     There is someone strange in the residence? [17:24] ---     Yes, she's wearing a maid outfit     that's different from yours [17:26] ---     and she wears glasses. [17:28] ---     I see. Any other     distinguishing characteristics? [17:30] ---     Let me think. [17:32] ---     If I had to say, she looks     incredibly capable, [17:35] ---     but she's unmistakably a natural born klutz! [17:37] ---     Oh, I know! [17:40] ---     She is not a problem, so please go     about your morning cleaning duties. [17:44] ---     I see... [17:45] ---     Oh, also, I believe we should     have one other visitor, [17:50] ---     so when you see that person,     please show them to the drawing room. [17:52] ---     Uh, yes, I understand. [17:56] ---     Someone from the Tachibana family is here? [17:58] ---     Yes, it appears Saki is here,     so security must have let them in. [18:05] ---     Klaus, it's me. [18:06] ---     We have some suspicious     individuals inside the residence. [18:08] ---     Drive them out immediately! [18:10] ---     That's right! I don't care how you do it! [18:12] ---     I'll even permit     the non-lethal use of firearms! [18:15] ---     Uh, um... [18:16] ---     Just get rid of them right away! That's all! [18:18] ---     There's no need to actually kick them out... [18:21] ---     But... I don't want Hayate to know! [18:27] ---     She said we should have another visitor... [18:33] ---     Aw, man, I wish the Earth     would just get destroyed. [18:36] ---     Wh-What is with this boy,     muttering such disturbing things... [18:41] ---     E-Excuse me... [18:42] ---     Huh? Who the hell are you? [18:44] ---     Don't talk so familiarly to me     with your poor-looking face, moron! [18:48] ---     Um... Um... [18:50] ---     Oh, I see! [18:51] ---     Maybe this most impudent child     is the guest Maria was talking about. [18:56] ---     I swear! I'm in the crappiest mood! [18:59] ---     I'm just bored, so would you go jump     into that pond for me? [19:02] ---     Oh, certainly. Wait... What?! [19:04] ---     Left your guard down! [19:11] ---     If you're a butler, you should     dodge easy attacks like that. [19:14] ---     You can't protect your mistress     if you're that feeble. [19:16] ---     Oh! W-Wait a moment, please! [19:19] ---     What? You got some problem with me? [19:22] ---     No, I was told to show our visitor     to the drawing room, so... [19:26] ---     Wow, so you're not gonna get mad? [19:28] ---     Even after I pushed you around like that... [19:31] ---     I'm used to it, so... [19:33] ---     Young Sir, so this is where you were! [19:36] ---     Who cares where the heck I go? [19:37] ---     "Young Sir"? [19:38] ---     By the way, Young Sir,     I have a bit of a question. [19:41] ---     Huh? If it's about this guy,     I don't know anything. [19:44] ---     No, that is not it. [19:46] ---     What in the world is     that machine behind you...? SIGN    Security 8801 [19:53] ---     What the?! It's floating! [19:56] ---     It has a Minovsky drive?! [19:57] ---     Beep! Target sighted!     Immediately moving to eliminate! [20:02] ---     Eliminate! [20:02] ---     What?! [20:03] ---     Eliminate! Eliminate! [20:06] ---     What the hell is that thing?! [20:07] ---     I do not know! That is why I asked you! [20:09] ---     Like I'd know anything about     some stupid Sanzenin mecha! [20:12] ---     Beep! [20:13] ---     Target sighted! [20:15] ---     Gack! More from the front! [20:17] ---     Ugh... I don't know what's going on, [20:19] ---     but as a Sanzenin family butler, [20:21] ---     I have to safely escort our visitors     to the drawing room! [20:23] ---     Please hang on tight! [20:25] ---     You...! [20:26] ---     Please rest easy. [20:27] ---     As a Sanzenin butler, the one thing     I will ensure is safety for our guests... [20:30] ---     Never mind that! Don't hold me     against your sopping wet clothes! [20:33] ---     What?! [20:34] ---     Th-That is right! [20:35] ---     T-To handle a girl's body so familiarly... [20:39] ---     I-It's depraved! [20:40] ---     I-I see, pardon me... [20:42] ---     Y-You can't do this!     If you struggle like that in the air... [20:54] ---     Well, I certainly did ask you     to show them to the drawing room, but... [20:58] ---     You didn't have to bring them     in through the ceiling... [21:01] ---     M-My apologies... [21:03] ---     I told you, that's cold! [21:05] ---     Please let me go already! [21:07] ---     What will I do if I become     ruined for marriage?! [21:09] ---     Right... [21:11] ---     So, who in the world are these people? [21:14] ---     What? [21:17] ---     This boy is Wataru Tachibana [21:21] ---     and he is Nagi's... betrothed. [21:24] ---     Huh? [21:24] ---     Wataru, a mysterious boy, who has come     to see Nagi, and his maid, Saki. [21:29] ---     And Isumi. [21:30] ---     Is Wataru really betrothed to Nagi? [21:33] ---     With signs of even more troubling     times in the next episode, [21:35] ---     he will battle the vast     subterranean labyrinth of Tokyo, [21:37] ---     the underground! [21:39] ---     Oh, hmm... Hold on a sec,     there was one more person here. [21:46] ---     That's so stupid! [21:48] ---     Why the heck?! [21:49] ---     To be continued next time! [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:03] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:03] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:06] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:06] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:15] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:15] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:30] ---     Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki. [23:32] ---     I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     We've just started this segment today,     but what exactly is this segment for? [23:36] ---     In this segment, we'll follow your     progress as you become a fine butler [23:38] ---     and take a stand against a gigantic evil! [23:41] ---     A gigantic evil? [23:41] ---     By the way, what's this song     playing in the background? [23:44] ---     Ah, yes, this is my image song,     composed by the famous maestro. [23:48] ---     It perfectly conveys my     desire to protect you! [23:51] ---     Ah, is that right?     I'll be counting on you, Hayate. [23:53] ---     Yes, Miss. [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! SIGN    Preview [23:57] ---     You're Nagi's new butler, right? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki... [24:02] ---     Since we're here anyway,     how about a little duel before breakfast? [24:06] ---     Um, is it the norm for the rich and     famous to have duels in the morning? [24:10] ---     I don't really get it, but he probably     wants to show off how cool he is. [24:13] ---     Well, just beat the crap out of him for now. [24:15] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:17] ---     "A Man's Fight". [24:18] ---     Ready to meet your fate, you stupid butler?! [24:19] ---     A Man's Fight [24:20] ---     Take this! [24:22] ---     Lots more fan service coming next time! 7 - A Man's Fight Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:11] ---     After a quick bit of fan service, [00:14] ---     we begin with a summary of the last episode. [00:16] ---     Accompanied by his maid,     a mysterious boy has come to see Nagi. [00:21] ---     What might his true identity be? [00:27] ---     This boy is Wataru Tachibana [00:30] ---     and he is Nagi's... betrothed. [00:34] ---     Huh? [00:35] ---     That is all. End of summary. [00:38] ---     That's no good, mister. [00:40] ---     Ya gotta get over yer bashfulness! [00:41] ---     Ya can't win scenes for yerself like this. [00:43] ---     I-I see... [00:46] ---     Listen up. What yer character     lacks is punch, Mr. Klaus. [00:49] ---     The comedic drive to step forward,     even if ya hafta push people aside. [00:54] ---     Okay, here goes. [00:55] ---     Oh, my glasses, my glasses... [00:57] ---     My glasses, my glasses,     my glasses, my glasses... [01:02] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:05] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:08] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:11] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:15] ---     Yes! [01:16] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:20] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:26] ---     I hope I get more screen time. [01:27] ---     That's all for today. [01:31] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:31] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:37] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:37] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:44] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:44] ---     Giving in to fate [01:47] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:47] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:52] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:52] ---     That's just not cool! [01:56] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:56] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:00] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:00] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:05] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:05] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:08] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:08] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:15] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:15] ---     Just let it take you [02:22] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:22] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:25] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:25] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:28] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:28] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:34] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:34] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:41] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:41] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:59] ---     A Man's Fight [03:04] ---     Um, betrothed, as in... [03:06] ---     Like a husband-to-be     determined by her parents...? [03:08] ---     Yes, that makes him her fiancé. [03:12] ---     I see. [03:14] ---     But Miss, I had no idea you had     an official boyfriend. [03:18] ---     Y-You're wrong! Don't misunderstand! [03:19] ---     He's not my boyfriend,     but my betrothed! My betrothed! [03:22] ---     In other words, it's something     our families decided on their own, [03:24] ---     so... um... [03:26] ---     No, really, I'm so surprised     that you're betrothed. [03:30] ---     A young lady of the upper class     certainly has it different. [03:33] ---     To Nagi, his smile... [03:35] ---     You never told me you were betrothed! [03:38] ---     Was our relationship just a game to you?! [03:41] ---     ...apparently looked like that. [03:45] ---     Hayate's pretty angry. [03:47] ---     I must resolve the     misunderstanding, no matter what! [03:49] ---     But are they sure about this? [03:50] ---     If the Miss marries into his family, [03:52] ---     won't that be the end of the Sanzenin name? [03:55] ---     There is no problem in that regard. [03:57] ---     Since Nagi will not be the one     to marry into his family. [03:58] ---     Oh, so the Miss will receive Wataru     into the family as her husband. [04:03] ---     Like hell I'm being received     as Nagi's husband! [04:05] ---     But such a thing does not happen often. [04:07] ---     An opportunity to marry     an adorable girl like Miss Nagi... [04:12] ---     Hayate... [04:13] ---     Hah! A selfish, spoiled,     irresponsible manga nerd, [04:16] ---     who thinks she's the boss of this world! [04:19] ---     Like anyone would want her! [04:21] ---     Wh-What?! [04:22] ---     Like hell I'm taking that     from a brat like you, [04:25] ---     you stupid, stupid, stupid! [04:26] ---     That's my like, you ugly, ugly, ugly! [04:31] ---     Wow, I guess people who are     betrothed really do get along. [04:32] ---     Ugly! Ugly! [04:34] ---     Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! [04:35] ---     If that looks like they're     getting along to you, [04:36] ---     you should go see an eye     doctor or brain surgeon. [04:38] ---     And you! Can't you be     at least a little more ladylike?! [04:42] ---     Wataru. [04:44] ---     Th-That voice... Don't tell me... [04:50] ---     Good morning, Wataru. [04:52] ---     What are you doing so early in the morning? [04:54] ---     Well... uh... Isumi... [04:57] ---     Could it be because you also heard     that Nagi had a new butler? [05:02] ---     W-Well, I myself was of a similar mind. SIGN    I Myself [05:05] ---     "I myself"?! [05:06] ---     But I just heard some loud noises... [05:10] ---     Could it be that you were     fighting with Nagi? [05:12] ---     N-Not at all! We would never fight! [05:15] ---     Nagi and I always get along famously! [05:17] ---     What's with the drastic     change in his persona? [05:20] ---     Well, basically... [05:22] ---     It means that Wataru likes Isumi. [05:25] ---     What?! He likes someone else     when he's betrothed?! [05:29] ---     Well, it's not a betrothal     that they wanted for themselves. [05:32] ---     Then, does the Miss want to     break off her betrothal to Wataru? [05:36] ---     Of course, I do! [05:38] ---     As if we could marry when     we don't even like each other! [05:41] ---     If Isumi comes to like Wataru,     it would solve everything, [05:45] ---     but regrettably, Wataru doesn't     register on Isumi's radar at all. [05:48] ---     So, whatever the case,     if Wataru and Isumi become an item, [05:51] ---     the betrothal will be off, correct? [05:53] ---     Yes! It seems you finally understand! [05:55] ---     Everyone, we haven't eaten this morning, [05:57] ---          so how about some breakfast? [05:59] ---     Would you prefer     a Japanese breakfast, Isumi? [06:02] ---     What? [06:03] ---     W-Well... [06:07] ---     Then, whichever you prefer,     my dear Hayate... [06:10] ---     I-Isumi! Don't tell me     you have feelings for him?! [06:13] ---     Then everyone, please head     towards the dining room. [06:16] ---     Hold it right there! [06:18] ---     You're Nagi's new butler, right? SIGN    RROOAARR [06:21] ---     Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki... [06:24] ---     Since we're here, how about     a little duel before breakfast? [06:37] ---     Um, is it the norm for the rich and     famous to have duels in the morning? [06:41] ---     Who knows? [06:42] ---     I don't really get it, [06:43] ---     but he probably wants to     show off how cool he is to Isumi. [06:46] ---     Even though it's a waste of time. [06:47] ---     Well, if he loses really badly,     he may gain Isumi's sympathy, [06:51] ---     so beat the crap out of him. [06:53] ---     Uh, right... [06:57] ---     All right, ready to meet your fate,     you stupid butler?! [06:59] ---     I'll warn you, though. Hayate's strong. [07:02] ---     After all, he can catch up     to a car on a bicycle. [07:04] ---     Don't be ridiculous! [07:06] ---     There's no way a poor-looking     guy like him is strong! [07:09] ---     Do you have any experience with sabers? [07:11] ---     Hmm, let's see... [07:16] ---     Well, that's about     the best I can do with it. [07:20] ---     Hey, what do you want to do? [07:21] ---     Sh-Shut up! [07:24] ---     O-Once a man's decided to do something, [07:27] ---     there's no going back! [07:29] ---     Oh, boy... [07:30] ---     I know what the Miss asked me to do, but... [07:34] ---     Hold on. [07:34] ---     If I can neatly bring the two of them     to an understanding... [07:43] ---     Wind Scar! [07:49] ---     Isumi, be with me... [07:50] ---     Yes, I will marry you! [07:52] ---     Yay! The betrothal's off! [07:55] ---     Excellent work, Hayate! [07:57] ---     All right, it's settled then! [08:00] ---     Here I come! [08:01] ---     Please watch this, Miss! [08:03] ---     Hayate Ayasaki's greatest     performance of his life! [08:07] ---     Take this! [08:09] ---     But... [08:11] ---     Sharp instruments are dangerous,     so let's still get that out of the way... [08:15] ---     Whoa, he got me! [08:19] ---     Thud. [08:26] ---     Huh? That's odd. [08:27] ---     That should've set the flag     for a happy ending... [08:30] ---     Oh, my dear Hayate... [08:33] ---     To think you would lose on purpose, [08:35] ---     so as not to hurt the pride     of the violent and weak Wataru. [08:39] ---     How kind of you... [08:42] ---     N-Not at all! [08:43] ---     Wataru is truly strong     and I didn't stand a chance! [08:49] ---     Huh? Oh, wait... [08:51] ---     I'm... never... letting you     get away with that... [08:56] ---     I'll defeat you for sure someday! [08:59] ---     Remember this! You idiot! [09:02] ---     Th-This wasn't how it was supposed to be... [09:04] ---     Goodness. To think he psychologically     beat the crap out of him... [09:07] ---     Hayate really is good. [09:09] ---     Or rather, that cheap performance... [09:12] ---     Is he still angry that I didn't     tell him that I was betrothed? [09:17] ---     Wataru has left the estate by himself. [09:20] ---     Incidentally, as for his maid's bath... [09:25] ---     The water was quite fine. [09:28] ---     She was in there so long,     the first half has already ended. [09:34] ---     Tell me you love me.     (Aishiteiru to itte kure) [09:38] ---     Love beam! (Renai biimu) [09:40] ---     I still think it would be better     if I went to apologize to him. [09:44] ---     What I did to Wataru was inexcusable. [09:47] ---     Well, certainly, [09:49] ---     I do feel a little sorry for him     to leave things like this, but... [09:53] ---     Leave it, leave it. [09:54] ---     Besides, for a boy     to cry in front of others... [09:57] ---     How weak could he be? [09:58] ---     My, that is awful! Calling him weak... [10:01] ---     It is the truth, but since he made     Wataru cry, he should apologize. [10:04] ---     You're the one who made him cry, though. [10:06] ---     S-So, given that I am going to apologize, [10:09] ---     where will I be able to     find Wataru's estate? [10:12] ---     What? Isn't that more     of a building than an estate? [10:16] ---     Yes, because Wataru lives [10:18] ---     at the top of the Tachibana     Group's Shinjuku Headquarters. [10:21] ---     Wow, he's in the middle of downtown? [10:24] ---     Then, the roads will be congested     at this hour in the morning... [10:30] ---     I suppose taking the train     would be faster than driving. [10:34] ---     Huh? Did I say something wrong? [10:37] ---     The train... Isumi, have you     ever been on one? [10:40] ---     I have ridden the Orient Express     and the Siberian Express, but... [10:44] ---     Not any in Japan... [10:46] ---     Right? [10:47] ---     Besides, there aren't all     that many trains running, right? [10:50] ---     Then, what's that? [10:54] ---     This is a game. A game. [10:56] ---     Could it be that you have     never ridden a train, Miss?! [10:59] ---     No, she hasn't. [11:00] ---     But were there that many     bullet train stations in Tokyo? [11:04] ---     Huh?! The bullet train?! [11:05] ---     What?! By train, you weren't     referring to the bullet train? [11:10] ---     Um, excuse my abrupt question, [11:13] ---     but do you ladies know what the "subway" is? [11:15] ---     The subway? [11:16] ---     Yes, like the Oedo Line     or the Marunouchi Line. [11:18] ---     They are trains that run underground. SIGN    Murmur [11:22] ---     So, there are bullet trains     running underground in Tokyo? [11:25] ---     No, there are trains other     than bullet trains! [11:29] ---     So, underground, what kind     of scenery do you see outside? [11:32] ---     No, there is nothing to see! [11:34] ---     I thought they're only     for transporting Koubu [11:35] ---     and ordinary people couldn't ride them! [11:37] ---     That was just during the Taisho era! [11:39] ---     Ah, that sounds interesting. [11:41] ---     I had no intention     of going to Wataru's place, [11:43] ---     but I'd like to take a ride     on this so-called subway. [11:45] ---     All right, we are going to ride     this subway thing, Hayate! SIGN    Sanzenin [11:50] ---     B-But will it be all right? [11:52] ---     Getting on such a strange vehicle     with just the children... [11:54] ---     At Shinjuku Station alone, [11:56] ---     approximately 570,000 people get     on this strange vehicle every day. SIGN    °Research by Hayate [12:00] ---     Incidentally, the breakdown of that is... [12:02] ---     ...230,000 people     on the Metro Shinjuku Line, [12:04] ---     100,000 people on the Oedo Line, [12:05] ---     and 240,000 people on the Marunouchi Line. [12:07] ---     That is all for the explanation. [12:09] ---     Ah, you're so knowledgeable, Hayate! [12:11] ---     You see that? Nothing to worry about. [12:13] ---     Besides, we may get to see     subterranean people or living dinosaurs! [12:17] ---     Th-That is why I'm saying it's dangerous! [12:20] ---     W-Well, we have Isumi along with us also, [12:22] ---     so I will escort them carefully     to keep from getting lost. [12:25] ---     Speaking of Isumi,     where in the world is she? [12:28] ---     What? [12:29] ---     Could she have gotten lost already?! [12:31] ---     Oh, no! We only looked away     for just a moment! [12:33] ---     I underestimated Isumi's abilities. [12:36] ---     To start with, Maria, contact security. [12:38] ---     Hayate and I will search nearby! [12:41] ---     Right! [12:42] ---     Oh, wait, Nagi! [12:48] ---     I think Isumi probably headed     for that so-called subway, but... [12:52] ---     That's terrible! There are numerous     subway stations in Tokyo alone! [12:56] ---     No, the "subway" in this case     is Isumi's idea of the "subway". [13:00] ---     So, I'd give it a 90 chance that     she hasn't made it to the real subway. [13:00] ---     Rum raisin! Triple on a regular cone! [13:04] ---     I-Is that so? [13:07] ---     Yeah, Isumi never makes it     to her destination on her own! [13:12] ---     So there will be no mistake     if you follow me. [13:15] ---     Where Isumi has gone [13:16] ---     will be the closest place around     that resembles the subway! [13:20] ---     Wait, no, no, no.     Where in the world are we, Miss? [13:24] ---     Wh-Who knows? [13:26] ---     Earlier, I found a construction guy     who sounded like he'd seen Isumi... SIGN    A While Ago [13:29] ---     Um, is this the entrance to the subway? [13:33] ---     Eh? [13:34] ---     The subway, where they transport     dinosaurs using bullet trains... [13:38] ---     Oh sure, it's definitely underground, but... [13:40] ---     Well, there are all kinds of unknown     worlds sprawled under Tokyo [13:43] ---     that even the government     doesn't know everything about, [13:46] ---     so you just might find... [13:47] ---     Wait, huh?! Missy?! [13:49] ---     So, I bought out the construction site     and we went underground with security. [13:54] ---     I think that part went fine, but... [14:00] ---     Th-That's a Griffon! [14:07] ---     A trick of the light... [14:08] ---     Part of me almost wishes it was     and part of me doesn't... [14:11] ---     Miss, where are you?! [14:14] ---     At any rate, we should go back for now. [14:16] ---     Or we'll get lost for real, too. [14:19] ---     M-Miss? [14:21] ---     Y-You fool! Don't change     directions so suddenly! [14:24] ---     I thought you were leaving me behind! [14:26] ---     I don't handle dark places     like this too well... [14:29] ---     So please don't make any sudden moves. [14:32] ---     But Miss... [14:34] ---     Then, what do you do at night? [14:36] ---     Might you have trouble     sleeping alone at night? [14:39] ---     No, wait... it's not... [14:40] ---     I-It's not as if I can't sleep alone... [14:44] ---     I'm not a child, after all. [14:46] ---     I just have a hard time     falling asleep sometimes... [14:49] ---     And if there's a power outage,     it gets pitch dark, [14:51] ---     so it's kind of dangerous,     you know... like... [14:53] ---     Well, what does it matter? [14:56] ---     It's cuter when you     have qualities like that. [15:02] ---     But that was a bit of a mistake. [15:05] ---     You see, you shouldn't yell     in underground spaces like this. [15:12] ---     When you yell, they get scared     and come leaping out... [15:26] ---     I-Isumi! [15:28] ---     Thank goodness! Let's run together! [15:30] ---     If we don't hurry, they'll... [15:35] ---     Oh, dear... [15:38] ---     You are making a bit of a ruckus... SIGN    Stopped [15:43] ---     Huh? [15:51] ---     My, how smart you are. [15:52] ---     Huh?! What?! [15:53] ---     Wh-What was that just now?! [15:56] ---     Thus, our dreams of the subway were crushed. [16:00] ---     That's so stupid! [16:02] ---     Dinosaurs? Subterranean men? [16:03] ---     Like they exist. [16:05] ---     I see... [16:07] ---     Listen to me. The subway     actually leads to Brazil. [16:11] ---     What? Brazil? [16:13] ---     That's right. That place is on     the other side of Japan, right? [16:16] ---     So it connects us to 'em. [16:18] ---     Only thing ya gotta be careful of is     that Brazil's a foreign country, right? [16:21] ---     So, ya gotta show yer passport. [16:24] ---     Next time ya have occasion     to ride the subway, [16:26] ---     show yer passport to the station staff [16:28] ---     and say, "One child's ticket     to Rio de Janeiro please." [16:31] ---     Got it? [16:32] ---     I understand, Sakuya. Thank you. [16:35] ---     Hayate, if you're still going to     insist on apologizing to Wataru, [16:39] ---     I want you to give this to him. [16:41] ---     What? What is this? [16:43] ---     You mustn't open it on your     way there, no matter what. [16:45] ---     Since there's no knowing     who may be watching. [16:48] ---     What? [16:51] ---     Wow... [16:54] ---     It's the city... [16:56] ---     But still... [16:57] ---     What is this? [16:58] ---     It's not something to get rid     of her betrothed, is it? [17:00] ---     Like a bomb or something...? [17:02] ---     Oh? If it isn't the Sanzenin family butler. [17:07] ---     Oh, Saki. [17:09] ---     Fancy meeting you here. [17:11] ---     Have you come to see the Young Sir? [17:13] ---     Oh, yes, just dropping by. [17:15] ---     Also, I'm delivering     something from the Miss. [17:17] ---     In that case, I shall show you the way. [17:20] ---     What? Really? Thank you very much. [17:25] ---     Huh? [17:27] ---     Oh, our headquarters is this way,     so please be sure to follow me. [17:31] ---     Oh, right... [17:33] ---     I don't really get it,     but is Saki avoiding me? [17:37] ---     Um, Saki... [17:42] ---     What... the? [17:45] ---     P-Pardon me! Um, it's not     that I'm avoiding you! [17:47] ---     So, um, you know... [17:48] ---     I'd never been held like     that by a man before, [17:51] ---     so I sort of end up shying away by reflex... [17:54] ---     Oh, no, I don't mean you!     I mean men in general! [17:57] ---     It doesn't really bother me. [17:59] ---     I'm used to people hating me anyway... [18:01] ---     No... uh... I'm sorry! [18:08] ---     We're here. This is it. [18:10] ---     What? SIGN    Video Rental Video Tachibana [18:15] ---     Um, isn't this a video rental store? [18:17] ---     It is. [18:22] ---     Young Sir, I have returned. [18:24] ---     Ah, Saki, thanks. [18:31] ---     What the hell are you here for?! [18:33] ---     N-No, I brought this to you from the Miss. [18:36] ---     Oh, the videos that I lent Nagi. [18:38] ---     Videos? [18:40] ---     Yeah, this is the Entertainment     Division of the Tachibana Group. [18:44] ---     The Shinjuku flagship store     of Rental Video Tachibana. [18:46] ---     The Tachibana Group itself [18:48] ---     is almost dead due to     the recent economic downturn. [18:51] ---     This rental store chain     is their last holdout now. [18:53] ---     Saki, don't say such unnecessary things. [18:56] ---     Then, the fact you're betrothed is... [18:58] ---     Yeah, it means my parents     are counting on Nagi's family fortune. [19:03] ---     They're used to being wealthy, [19:05] ---     so they're scared of no     longer having a fortune. [19:08] ---     But where's the point in thinking     about things so negatively? [19:10] ---     Just watch! [19:12] ---     I'll make this store huge [19:14] ---     and amass a fortune that'll     dwarf the Sanzenin family! [19:17] ---     Like hell I'm being taken     into the family as a husband! [19:20] ---     If I do that, I'm sure Isumi will also... [19:26] ---     This boy has a foul mouth,     but he's a really good kid. [19:30] ---     That's why I can't just let him be. [19:32] ---     Saki, don't just stand there! Get to work! [19:34] ---     Oh, yes, sir! [19:37] ---     Rental video... So, is what     I just delivered also...? [19:40] ---     Yeah, our goods. [19:42] ---     But as rich as the Miss is, [19:44] ---     surely she could just buy it     instead of bothering to rent it. [19:47] ---     You're so naive! [19:48] ---     There're some extra-rare titles in     this world that aren't on the market. [19:53] ---     Th-Then, are those DVDs also...? [19:55] ---     Yeah, this is Gurren Lag... SIGN    Tachibana [19:58] ---     Bamboo! Bamboo poles! [20:03] ---     So you see, we've got     a collection of treasures [20:05] ---     that we can't mention out loud. [20:07] ---     The genres are anime     and special effects, of course! [20:10] ---     B-But isn't it illegal to rent them out     in exchange for payment? [20:13] ---     No problem. I'm only showing     off to Nagi privately. SIGN    Wataru Only [20:19] ---     But someday, I'm going to surpass her     with the power of money. [20:24] ---     Um, I'm really sorry about the other day. [20:29] ---     By way of apology, please allow me     to become a member of this store. [20:33] ---     Well, a customer's a customer. [20:37] ---     Ayasaki, was it? I'll waive the sign-up fee. [20:41] ---     Huh? [20:42] ---     You're already registered as a member. [20:44] ---     What? [20:45] ---     Th-That can't be! [20:46] ---     I mean, I've never joined     a rental membership before! [20:50] ---     But this photo's you, right? [20:52] ---     Shun Ayasaki... [20:53] ---     Huh? The name's different... SIGN    Name SIGN    Shun Ayasaki SIGN    Legal Domicile SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Address SIGN    Tokyo SIGN    Issued SIGN    June 2, Heisei Year 17 [20:56] ---     My old man?! [21:00] ---     There are a total of 158 videos     that haven't been returned. [21:03] ---     At 200 yen per video per day... [21:06] ---     Um, the late fees come out     to exactly 1.58 million yen... [21:13] ---     I have returned. [21:15] ---     Ah, good work. [21:16] ---     Wait, what happened? You look so pale. [21:20] ---     For now, I settled things so     I pay him back for the tapes... [21:24] ---     In installments. [21:25] ---     Huh? [21:25] ---     Right around the time     when Hayate's debt increased... [21:29] ---     There were yet more people     having a miserable experience. [21:32] ---     One child's ticket to Rio de Janeiro please. [21:35] ---     Pardon? [21:37] ---     To Rio de Janeiro in Brazil. [21:40] ---     Um... [21:42] ---     For someone unable to discern     when they are being lied to, [21:44] ---     it is difficult to survive     in our modern society. [21:47] ---     But let's just say that as people,     it's best to have an honest attitude, [21:49] ---     so see you again next time. [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:03] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:03] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:05] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:05] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:15] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:15] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:30] ---     Hayate, you've settled into     your role as a butler pretty nicely. [23:33] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [23:35] ---     Having said that,     you still need more training. [23:37] ---     This is no time to be singing, all carefree. [23:39] ---     R-Right... [23:40] ---     To start with, let's do special training, [23:42] ---     so you're ready no matter     when some ancient supermen [23:44] ---     or diabolical supermen come attacking. [23:45] ---     What?! Supermen original to the anime?! [23:47] ---     That's right! [23:48] ---     You never know when the anime     version of "Hayate the Combat Butler" [23:51] ---     will get its own original     supermen, after all! [23:53] ---     What?! Really?! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     Say, Hayate, I have a favor to ask. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Yes, what might that be? [24:01] ---     Would you try these clothes on for me? [24:03] ---     Um, no matter how you look at it,     that's a sailor uniform, right? [24:07] ---     Oh, Nagi! And here I was     wondering what you were up to. [24:09] ---     Maria! [24:10] ---     This frilly outfit is sure     to look good on Hayate! [24:13] ---     NOOO!!! [24:16] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:17] ---     "Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode". [24:19] ---     Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode [24:19] ---     For the future of Earth,     I am at your service, meow! 8 - Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:09] ---     Whew, I'm super stuffed! [00:12] ---     No matter how often I taste it,     Maria's cookin's still the best! [00:15] ---     Even so, you ate way too much. [00:17] ---     I'll have ya know, comedy's about stamina. [00:19] ---     Yer body's yer capital. [00:21] ---     If ya don't eat well,     you'll never get a laugh! [00:24] ---     I don't ever plan to try. [00:25] ---     Now, if you're done eating, get out of here! [00:28] ---     Ya don't need to tell me. I'm leavin'. [00:30] ---     Unlike you, I do the whole     "serious student" thing. [00:33] ---     Makita! Kunieda! [00:35] ---     All right, I'm off to school! [00:39] ---     School, school! What an annoying girl! [00:41] ---     Miss, you'll also need to     get ready soon, or you'll be late. [00:45] ---     Don't be ridiculous! Isumi's still asleep! [00:48] ---     How could I neglect my guest     and go to school?! [00:51] ---     Oh, my, so that's     the tack she's taking today. [00:53] ---     It must be rough having so many     reasons why you cannot go to school. [00:57] ---     Why do you insist on trying     to make me go to school?! [01:00] ---     If I head off to school, [01:02] ---     I don't get to be with you... [01:08] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:11] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:15] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:18] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:21] ---     Yes! [01:22] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:27] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:30] ---     Come to think of it, [01:31] ---     we had forgotten for some time     that Nagi has a crush on Hayate. [01:35] ---     This is terrible! [01:37] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:37] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:44] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:44] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:50] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:50] ---     Giving in to fate [01:53] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:53] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:58] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:58] ---     That's just not cool! [02:03] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:03] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:06] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:06] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:11] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:11] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:15] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:15] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:21] ---     Just let it take you [02:21] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:28] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:28] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:31] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:31] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:34] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:34] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:40] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:40] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:47] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:47] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:05] ---     Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode [03:11] ---     I swear! Why is it that Hayate     can't just... well... [03:14] ---     ...see how a girl feels about wanting     to be together as much as possible? [03:18] ---     I swear, he's so dense! [03:22] ---     Cleaning! Cleaning! Oh, what fun! [03:26] ---     You must like to clean, Hayate. [03:28] ---     What? Oh, yes. [03:30] ---     Then, which do you prefer?     Someone older or someone younger? [03:33] ---     Huh? [03:35] ---     Um, so, in other words, are you     referring to my taste in women? [03:40] ---     Yes. [03:41] ---     Since Nagi and Hayate's relationship     is based on a misunderstanding, [03:44] ---     I should try to get a clear read     on exactly how Hayate feels. [03:48] ---     Could this be... [03:49] ---     ...that in terms of the romantic     plotline of this anime, [03:51] ---     the flag has been set for the Maria ending? [03:54] ---     I have to say, I like     older women, hands down! [03:57] ---     Younger girls are adorable,     but they don't interest me romantically! [04:02] ---     Oh, is that so? [04:04] ---     She seems to be responding     with some disappointment to that... [04:07] ---     What's going on? [04:08] ---     Hey, Hayate! [04:10] ---     Come here for a second! [04:12] ---     Certainly! I will be right there! [04:14] ---     Please excuse me.     We can discuss this again later. SIGN    Attendance Chart [04:23] ---     I guess Nagi's absent again today. [04:26] ---     That reminds me, that suspicious     person in black the other day... [04:29] ---     I hear he's the Sanzenin     family's new butler. [04:32] ---     I only caught a glimpse of him,     but he was a young boy, right? [04:35] ---     Yup, yup. I thought he looked pretty manly. [04:39] ---     Did he? [04:40] ---     I feel like that wasn't quite the case... [04:42] ---     Then here, let's go get another look at him! [04:45] ---     Yes. [04:46] ---     Hey, Hayate, would you mind     trying this outfit on? [04:50] ---     Um, I hate to point out the obvious,     but that's a girl's outfit, right? [04:53] ---     Don't worry, it's in your size. [04:55] ---     No, that's not what I mean.     Why do I have to wear a girl's outfit? [04:59] ---     Why...? Because...     I think it'd look good on you. [05:01] ---     You're doing this on a whim?! [05:03] ---     Well, yes, it's on a whim, [05:05] ---     but if I don't come up     with things for you to do, [05:06] ---     we can't spend time together! [05:08] ---     Darn it! [05:09] ---     Quit complaining and put this on! [05:12] ---     Please stop! Nooo! [05:17] ---     Honestly! [05:18] ---     Making me wear a sailor     uniform... You're awful! [05:21] ---     No, no, it looks very good on you! [05:24] ---     That doesn't make me happy at all! [05:26] ---     I know! Let me get my camera! [05:28] ---     Please don't! [05:29] ---     You mustn't take photos of me like this! [05:32] ---     Where's the harm in it?     It's in commemoration. [05:34] ---     What's there to commemorate?! [05:35] ---     Besides, if the head     butler sees me like this, [05:38] ---     I'll be fired! [05:39] ---     Huh? What do you mean? [05:41] ---     Allow me to explain! [05:42] ---     It was actually only a couple days ago [05:43] ---     that Hayate received instruction     from Klaus, the head butler, [05:46] ---     on how a butler was expected to behave. SIGN    Butlers must be manly!! [05:49] ---     Butlers must be manly. [05:52] ---     Understood? [05:53] ---     As a butler of the Sanzenin family, [05:55] ---     you must be a gentleman and behave     in a manly manner at all times. [05:59] ---     This being an era of equality     between men and women, [06:01] ---     manliness is sought after all the more. [06:03] ---     If you are incapable of such behavior, [06:05] ---     I will expect your immediate resignation! [06:09] ---     I see, I had no idea Klaus had said that... [06:11] ---     That's why I can't afford     to be seen like this by Mr. Klaus! [06:16] ---     And Mr. Klaus isn't the only one! [06:18] ---     Maria, too... [06:20] ---     If she saw me like this,     I'd die of embarrassment. [06:22] ---     Oh, my, what are we to do? [06:24] ---     It would be a bit problematic     if you were to die. [06:26] ---     M-Maria! [06:28] ---     Here I was, wondering     what you two were up to [06:30] ---     and to find you doing this... [06:31] ---     Th-This isn't what it looks like!     The Miss forced me to do this! [06:33] ---     Well, Hayate insisted     that he wanted to try it on, so... [06:36] ---     I said no such thing! [06:38] ---     You needn't worry. [06:39] ---     I don't believe that you have     a taste for cross dressing. [06:42] ---     Thank goodness! [06:43] ---     I was so worried     that you got the wrong idea. [06:46] ---     But really, what a child you are! [06:49] ---     But I thought it would look good on Hayate. [06:52] ---     Even so, a sailor uniform? [06:54] ---     That's right! I'm a man! [06:57] ---     Huh? [07:01] ---     This frilly one is sure     to look good on Hayate! [07:05] ---     Maria! [07:07] ---     Hey, Maria, in that case,     how about this skirt? [07:10] ---     What? But won't a pink one be cuter? [07:13] ---     No, I'd say red. [07:15] ---     Oh, my! This blue one     is a tempting choice, too! [07:17] ---     This is bad! They're both     totally in high school girl mode! [07:21] ---     My purity is in jeopardy! [07:22] ---     M-Maria, what do you think of this?! [07:24] ---     Carefully... [07:24] ---     Oh, my, it's fantastic! [07:28] ---     Where are you going? [07:30] ---     You can't walk around the residence     dressed in a sailor uniform. [07:33] ---     Well, but you know,     I need to work and stuff... [07:36] ---     Ah, quite commendable. [07:38] ---     Uh... [07:40] ---     But we'll just call this work, too. [07:43] ---     Why don't you try this on, too? [07:49] ---     You're terrible... Doing this to me... [07:51] ---     Th-This is... [07:53] ---     This is not even funny. [07:56] ---     If Mr. Klaus sees me,     I really will end up getting fired! [08:00] ---     Oh, don't worry about that. [08:02] ---     Or rather, don't look at me like that. [08:03] ---     That is right. It is embarrassing. [08:05] ---     I'm the one feeling embarrassed here! [08:08] ---     But well, you know,     it really looks good on you! [08:10] ---     You think so, too, don't you, Tama? [08:22] ---     T-Tama, you can't! [08:24] ---     You may be an animal, but that's... [08:26] ---     ...not something you can do in an anime! [08:37] ---     Come on, let's do it!     Seriously, let's do it! [08:39] ---     Whoa! You stupid idiot! [08:40] ---     You weigh over 300 kilos! You'll kill me! [08:43] ---     Allow me to explain to you kids     at home watching this for the first time. [08:47] ---     To tell the truth, this tiger called Tama     is capable of human speech. SIGN    Can't show you! [08:51] ---     Please don't ask me why he can do this! [08:55] ---     Tell me, Maria, [08:56] ---     is Tama assaulting Hayate because     he mistook Hayate for a cute female? [08:59] ---     Or is he assaulting Hayate     for being a cute boy? Which is it? [09:03] ---     No idea. [09:04] ---     Depending on which it is, [09:05] ---     I'm thinking of changing the course     of Tama's future education... [09:08] ---     But well, it looks like Hayate may end up     dying even as you're saying that. [09:11] ---     Tama, stop it! SIGN    Can't show you! [09:13] ---     Come on, where's the harm?! Just a little! [09:16] ---     Honestly! That's enough already! [09:26] ---     You damn stupid tiger! [09:28] ---     Ooh! He dropped Tama with one blow! [09:30] ---     He may look like a girl, but inside,     I guess he's still Herculean. [09:34] ---     A-At any rate, I need     to get changed as soon as possible. [09:37] ---     If Mr. Klaus sees me like this... [09:38] ---     Really, such a beautiful day. [09:42] ---     On days like this,     there is no better pastime [09:44] ---     than to go around giving new     meanings to the garden flowers. [09:47] ---     What is that supposed to mean? [09:48] ---     Or rather, never mind that! I have to run! [09:56] ---     Who might you be? [09:57] ---     A degenerate trespassing     upon the Sanzenin estate... [10:01] ---     He could hardly say, "It's Hayate." [10:03] ---     When all else fails...! [10:06] ---     Fool. [10:07] ---     You think you can escape from me     on the grounds of this estate?! [10:14] ---     Ooh! That's Klaus for you! [10:16] ---     He is keeping up with Hayate's speed. [10:18] ---     Th-This is bad. He's going to     catch up to me at this rate. [10:21] ---     Since it's come to this, I have no choice [10:22] ---     but to hide my face with     the ribbon and intercept him! [10:25] ---     Shoot! I can't see anything! [10:27] ---     But in a moment of peril,     a person's latent powers awaken! [10:31] ---     Rather than rely on my eyes,     I have to have faith in my mind's eye! [10:34] ---     Klaus Kick! [10:38] ---     That just wasn't going to work. [10:43] ---     Die, you miscreant. [10:50] ---     What? [10:53] ---     WHAT?! [10:55] ---     Oh, no! [11:00] ---     What's an old guy doing     getting all excited?! [11:02] ---     I'm sorry, Mr. Klaus. I'm sorry! [11:09] ---     Here, take this chance to change into these. [11:11] ---     Thank you very much! [11:13] ---     No, I am the one who should apologize     for getting carried away. [11:16] ---     No, no, you are kind, Maria! [11:19] ---     I am so grateful to you, Maria! [11:21] ---     Thank you very much, Maria! [11:23] ---     If you weren't here, Maria... [11:24] ---     What's with him?     Going on and on about Maria... [11:24] ---     Oh, how should I thank you, Maria? [11:26] ---     Who knows what might have happened?! [11:26] ---     Hayate, hurry up and get changed! [11:28] ---     Thank you very much! [11:29] ---     Or I'll spread the photos I took earlier! [11:31] ---     What?! That is too cruel! [11:33] ---     I was kidding! Just kidding! [11:43] ---     I guess Nagi not only hired a new butler, [11:46] ---     but a new maid, too. [11:48] ---     That's the Sanzenin family for you. [11:50] ---     But she's an awfully cute looking maid. [11:52] ---     They seem busy, though, so shall we leave? [11:55] ---     Well, lunch break will be over soon anyway. [11:58] ---     I don't think we really need     to attend out afternoon classes. [12:01] ---     How the three student council girls... [12:04] ---     ...were able to slip through     the tight security of the Sanzenin estate [12:06] ---     and get onto the grounds is a mystery. [12:13] ---     But who in the world was that sweet lady? [12:18] ---     If I ever see her again, I would like     to convey my feelings to her. [12:22] ---     Hayate's misfortune was far from over. [12:27] ---     Chubby perv! (Mucchiri sukebe) [12:31] ---     All I did was touch you.     (Betsuni sawatta dake janai) [12:34] ---     Hot, hot, hot... [12:37] ---     Come to think of it,     I wonder what Ayasaki's doing... [12:42] ---     Owowow... [12:43] ---     Honestly! [12:45] ---     First, I got shoved over by Tama.     Then I got kicked by Mr. Klaus. [12:49] ---     I've got injuries everywhere... [12:51] ---     My! You seem to have     suffered quite an ordeal. [12:53] ---     What? [12:55] ---     Isumi! What in the world are you doing here? [12:58] ---     The thing is, when I woke up,     I found I had become lost... [13:01] ---     I see... [13:02] ---     And the experience utterly wore me out. [13:05] ---     That must have been quite an ordeal. [13:07] ---     Honestly! Your horrible sense     of direction is hardcore. [13:11] ---     Do you realize how many times     you've been over here? [13:14] ---     No matter how many times, I get lost. [13:16] ---     The Sanzenin estate is a horrific labyrinth. [13:18] ---     Don't go making it sound all scary. [13:20] ---     Now, now. It's late already. [13:22] ---     Why don't you stay the night again? [13:25] ---     I will be sure to let your family know. [13:28] ---     I am sorry to trouble you. [13:30] ---     Then please have a good night. [13:32] ---     Good night. [13:41] ---     Don't tell me Isumi saw me     dressed like a girl... [13:45] ---     Don't think about it, don't think about it. [13:47] ---     Just get to bed and end the day. [13:57] ---     You're not going to sleep yet? [14:00] ---     No. [14:01] ---     Normally, I have to lie next to Nagi [14:03] ---     since she's too frightened     to fall asleep alone, [14:06] ---     but with Isumi staying     the night again today... [14:08] ---     So you are relieved of your duty. [14:11] ---     Yes. [14:12] ---     Um, Maria, I had no idea     you played billiards. [14:15] ---     Yes, well... If you'd like,     would you care to join me? [14:19] ---     And this might be a good time     to have a quiet talk with him. [14:23] ---     Considering this morning's question,     could this really mean... [14:26] ---     ...that the Maria ending has been     flagged in the romantic storyline? [14:28] ---     And the reason why I suffered all     that horrendous bad luck today [14:31] ---     was to lead up to this     moment of happiness at night? [14:33] ---     Hayate was to regret feeling so     giddy in this way shortly later. [14:38] ---     Then shall we begin? [14:39] ---     Yes. [14:40] ---     But Isumi and the Miss     certainly are good friends. [14:44] ---     Isumi is special to Nagi. [14:47] ---     They met 8 years ago at a party. [14:53] ---     What the heck are these scribbles? [14:55] ---     They're not scribbles! [14:57] ---     They're manga that Nagi worked hard to draw! [15:00] ---     Manga, ya say? [15:01] ---     So, is this Rikishiman-looking     guy the villain? [15:04] ---     That's my mascot character! Hernia! [15:06] ---     What the heck's this? Ancient Incan script? [15:08] ---     That's the Lethal Old Man Slash! [15:11] ---     Well, whatever it is,     quit drawin' this stupid stuff [15:13] ---     and come play with us a little outside. [15:27] ---     I'll never draw another manga again! [15:35] ---     H-Hey, what are you doing,     reading that without my permission?! [15:38] ---     Give it back! Haven't you gotten     enough laughs out of it already?! [15:41] ---     What happens next? [15:43] ---     Huh? [15:44] ---     What happens next in that manga? [15:49] ---     Because it was really interesting. [15:54] ---     That was how they met. [15:57] ---     Less than a minute after     they met, the Miss... [16:01] ---     Please marry me! [16:02] ---     Pardon? [16:03] ---     This is how the two became fast friends. [16:08] ---     I see. [16:09] ---     But Isumi is amazing. To think     she could understand that manga... [16:13] ---     I know, right? [16:15] ---     Right about now, Nagi     is probably going on and on [16:17] ---     about a story that only     those two can understand. [16:21] ---     Right then, the ultimate weapon     that came out of Ayers Rock, [16:25] ---     the Infinite Ant Production     Device, begins operating! [16:27] ---     The infinitely outpouring ants     gather the world's sugar supply [16:30] ---     and takes it to the great defeated     warrior general underground! [16:32] ---     Thus, the heroes engage     in a three-way battle across the world, [16:36] ---     fighting for the sugar! [16:37] ---     But well, that is a thought     that makes me worry for the future... [16:41] ---     By the way, Hayate, where did     you learn to play billiards? [16:45] ---     Oh, I used to work part time     at a billiard bar back in middle school. [16:48] ---     Is it all right for a minor     to work at a billiard bar? [16:51] ---     But I will set that question aside... [16:53] ---     I know! If you'd like, we could make a bet. [16:56] ---     That sounds like a good idea. [16:57] ---     What? I meant that as a joke... [17:00] ---     Now, don't say that. [17:02] ---     All right, then what shall we bet? [17:04] ---     For example, how about something like [17:06] ---     the loser does one thing,     whatever the winner wants? [17:10] ---     What? A-Are you sure? [17:12] ---     This anime still technically     belongs to a genre [17:14] ---     that caters to adolescent boys, you know. [17:16] ---     Um, what are you intending     to make me do, Hayate? [17:19] ---     Nothing... really that bad... [17:22] ---     Besides, Hayate,     don't tell me you actually think [17:24] ---     that you even have a 0.1     chance of winning against me? [17:37] ---     Then, shall we begin? [17:40] ---     I-Incidentally, if I lose,     what are you going to make me do? [17:43] ---     What? Well, let me think... [17:45] ---     Um... [17:46] ---     Don't you think that your 155,823,975     yen debt is an awkward amount? [17:53] ---     Huh? [17:54] ---     It gets kind of long to say,     "155,823,975 yen." [18:00] ---     Don't you think 200 million yen     is a lot easier to say? [18:04] ---     Today was a terrible day, [18:06] ---     but considering this turn of events, [18:08] ---     is Maria the last boss? [18:10] ---     This is bad! I can't lose this fight! [18:13] ---     However, faced with     an overwhelming difference in skill, [18:16] ---     Hayate is helpless! [18:19] ---     Uh, um, this is a stupid question, [18:21] ---     but if I should end up losing here, [18:24] ---     how am I to repay my debt     after it becomes 200 million? [18:28] ---     You have a point. [18:29] ---     It would be impossible,     no matter how you look at it. [18:31] ---     Right? [18:32] ---     You're just joking about making my     debt 200 million yen if I lose, right? [18:35] ---     Do I look like someone who cracks jokes? [18:37] ---     No, you don't. [18:39] ---     But there is a possible way     for you to repay it. [18:41] ---     What? [18:42] ---     No, nothing.     Please, go ahead. It's your turn. [18:45] ---     Oh, r-right. [18:48] ---     This is bad! I have to     turn the tables somehow! [18:52] ---     Incidentally, with regards to the     quick fix way to repay your debt... [18:55] ---     How about a bold move,     like you marrying Nagi? [18:59] ---     What?! [19:00] ---     M-Me?! Marry the Miss?! [19:07] ---     Oh, you missed. [19:08] ---     N-No way, that shouldn't count... [19:11] ---     There are no take-backs in a serious match. [19:16] ---     Now, if I make this shot, [19:18] ---     your debt will become 200 million yen [19:20] ---     and you will have to seduce Nagi in earnest. [19:24] ---     Um, I could never marry the Miss. [19:29] ---     Are you saying you don't like her? [19:31] ---     No, that is not it. [19:33] ---     If I were to marry the Miss and my debt     were forgiven because of that, [19:37] ---     it would be as if I married     the Miss for her money. [19:43] ---     I mean, this is hypothetically     speaking! Purely hypothetical! [19:46] ---     There is no way the Miss would     ever fall for someone like me [19:49] ---     and even if such an unlikely     thing should happen, [19:51] ---     as a human being, I would     never lay a hand on a child! [19:54] ---     I mean it! [19:57] ---     To me, the Miss is     the person who saved my life [19:59] ---     and she is very dear to me, [20:01] ---     so I could never do     something like that to her. [20:04] ---     Hayate is a truly good kid. [20:07] ---     And yet, here I've been trying     to pry into his feelings. [20:11] ---     Perhaps this is a matter that should     just be left to the two of them. [20:16] ---     Um, is something the matter? [20:18] ---     Oh, no, I'm sorry. [20:22] ---     Then, here I go. [20:30] ---     Oh, dear... [20:32] ---     All right! I still have a chance to win! [20:42] ---     I-I did it! [20:44] ---     Congratulations! You win, Hayate! [20:47] ---     Th-Then, I can really ask you     to do anything?! [20:50] ---     Yes, of course... [20:51] ---     All right! Something borderline     to cater to the adolescent boys! [20:55] ---     However... [20:57] ---     I think you should do something     about the demon at your back first. [21:02] ---     Miss... [21:04] ---     What's with the perverted     look on your face?! [21:06] ---     N-No, this was nothing really... [21:09] ---     You listen to me, Hayate! [21:11] ---     If you ever lay a hand on Maria,     I'll never forgive you! [21:16] ---     Honestly! He's got me! [21:20] ---     We're going, Isumi! [21:24] ---     Good night. [21:27] ---     The last boss that capped     off the unfortunate day... [21:28] ---     ...turned out to be the Miss. [21:31] ---     So, Hayate, what was it     that you actually wanted me to do? [21:35] ---     I-I was hoping to be forgiven     for the expensive coat that I ruined. [21:40] ---     My! Is that all? [21:43] ---     Yes... [21:45] ---     As we all know,     the butler-in-debt is a coward. [21:47] ---     Next time, he will fight you-know-who     from the science room! [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:02] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:02] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:12] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:12] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:18] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:18] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:28] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:28] ---     Go by emptily [22:33] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:33] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:39] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:39] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:44] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:44] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:49] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:49] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [22:59] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [22:59] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:05] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:05] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:14] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:14] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:25] ---     This is Nagi... [23:26] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:29] ---     This episode of "Hayate the Combat Butler"     was yet another masterpiece. [23:31] ---     Hm, you think so? [23:32] ---     In recording, it wasn't colored     yet, so it's hard to say. [23:35] ---     It'll be fine! By the time it's     actually broadcast, it will be! [23:38] ---     I hope so. [23:39] ---     More importantly, this is     a great song, don't you think? [23:41] ---     It conveys my desire to... [23:42] ---     You mentioned that in a previous episode. [23:43] ---     We got it already, so well,     try this on or something. [23:45] ---     What?! What is with this outfit?! [23:47] ---     I like you as your manly self,     but I find this hard to give up, too! [23:50] ---     I can never be a bridegroom now... [23:52] ---     I'll have you, so don't you worry! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     Oh? That's strange... [23:58] ---     What is the matter, Miss? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     It seems I forgot my notebook at school. [24:02] ---     Wh-What?! [24:04] ---     I will go get it for you right away! [24:05] ---     Well, it's not that important... [24:07] ---     All right, I'm off! [24:09] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:11] ---     "Elohim, Essaim.     Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?" [24:14] ---     What? Hayate from the Sanzenins is     at that old school building? [24:18] ---     At the hour of three-eyes, [24:18] ---     Elohim Essaim.     Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog? [24:19] ---     let's meet again in the world of three-eyes! 9 - Elohim. Essaim. Mr. Cow. Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:14] ---     Thank you for having me. [00:16] ---     You are welcome. [00:18] ---     Please come visit again. [00:20] ---     Say, Isumi, what do you say     to being lost for one more night? [00:24] ---     What? But... [00:25] ---     I need you! [00:28] ---     If we become separated now, [00:29] ---     there's a chance we may never     meet again in this lifetime! [00:35] ---     If you only came to school,     we could see each other. [00:46] ---     She has friends to invite her     to school like that, and yet... [00:52] ---     I have to do something so that     the Miss can enjoy going to school! [00:56] ---     Hayate! [00:57] ---     Yes? [00:58] ---     What do you suppose is the meaning of life? [01:01] ---     What? Um... [01:03] ---     D-Do I need to answer that immediately? [01:06] ---     No, but I think the testament of your life [01:09] ---     is not something     that is given to you by others. [01:12] ---     Having been born a human being, [01:14] ---     I think there must be a way     of life that's more true to myself. [01:15] ---     Um, is this going to take long? [01:18] ---     Well, there you have it. [01:23] ---     While she's coming up     with excuses like that, it'll be tough... [01:29] ---     Even when urgently needing     to go to the bathroom, [01:31] ---     you listen to what the Miss has to say. [01:34] ---     That is yet another part of a butler's duties! [01:38] ---     Hey, no filming allowed within the residence! [01:41] ---     Ow! [01:43] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:46] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:49] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:52] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:56] ---     Yes! [01:57] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [02:01] ---     A super combat battle story! [02:06] ---     Please do not, by any means,     watch this alone. [02:12] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:12] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:18] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:18] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:25] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:25] ---     Giving in to fate [02:28] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:28] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:33] ---     That's just not cool! [02:33] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:38] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:38] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:41] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:41] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:46] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:46] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:50] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:50] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:56] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:56] ---     Just let it take you [03:03] ---     Kanchigai no yume [03:03] ---     Dreams that are misguided [03:06] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [03:06] ---     Hopes that are way off base [03:09] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [03:09] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:15] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:15] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:22] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:22] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:41] ---     Elohim Essaim.     Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog? [03:47] ---     Good morning, Miss! It's Hayate! [03:51] ---     What is it? It's so early... [04:00] ---     Miss! [04:02] ---     Hey, you dummy! What     are you doing all of a sudden?! [04:05] ---     I will help you change! [04:07] ---     Since it would be a shame     to only accompany you to school! [04:11] ---     Don't be ridiculous! [04:12] ---     How could I do something embarrassing     like change in front of you?! [04:16] ---     Accompany me to school? [04:18] ---     Yes! [04:19] ---     Starting today, I shall be     escorting you to and from school! [04:23] ---     You think a trick like that     will make me go to school?! SIGN    °This is within the grounds of the Sanzenin estate. [04:34] ---     W-Well, no need to go to school. [04:37] ---     It would be fine to just go     somewhere to have fun like this. [04:40] ---     What are you saying?     A student's duty is to study. [04:43] ---     Please attend every day and study hard. SIGN    °This is within the grounds of Hakuou Academy. [04:54] ---     I will see you later, Miss. [04:57] ---     Why?! [04:58] ---     If I go to school, we become     separated for the duration, [05:02] ---     so why do you want me     to go to school so much?! [05:05] ---     There are some who can't go to school     anymore, even if they want to, so... [05:11] ---     S-Sorry... [05:12] ---     Then I shall come     for you again after school. [05:24] ---     With the Miss away at school, [05:26] ---     we really get some peace     and quiet here at the estate. [05:28] ---     If the tiger would refrain from talking, [05:30] ---     I think we'd have even more peace and quiet. [05:34] ---     The butler-in-debt sure is coldhearted. [05:36] ---     Or rather, don't you need to be in school? [05:39] ---     You were technically in high school     before you came here, right? [05:42] ---     Well, yes, but... [05:44] ---     I must be the Miss's butler here     for another 40 years to repay my debt, [05:50] ---     so given that, going to school just seems... [05:57] ---     So I've got another eternity of lectures     that remind me of crappy games. [06:01] ---     Nagi, wait. [06:03] ---     Why doesn't the blackboard have     the ability to skip forward? [06:06] ---     It's because they continue to adhere     to such old-fashioned systems [06:09] ---     that education in Japan is never going to... [06:12] ---     Wh-What are you...?! [06:14] ---     You must not go that way. [06:15] ---     What? [06:16] ---     That is not the school building. [06:20] ---     R-Right. [06:22] ---     It's so rare for you to know     when we're going in the wrong direction. [06:25] ---     I guess you don't attend     school every day for nothing. [06:28] ---     That is not the reason, but I can tell... [06:42] ---     Winner! SIGN    Sinner [06:47] ---     I-It was one letter off... [06:52] ---     Hey, I'm home! [06:55] ---     Oh? That's strange... [06:57] ---     What is the matter? [06:59] ---     It seems she forgot a notebook at school. [07:02] ---     What?! [07:03] ---     See that?! [07:04] ---     This is what happens when     I make a rare excursion to school! [07:07] ---     It is because you go to school     so infrequently that this happens. [07:11] ---     I will go get it! [07:14] ---     You have dedicated yourself     to studying all day today! [07:18] ---     We cannot allow the fruit of that labor     to languish in a deserted classroom! [07:21] ---     Well, it's not that important... [07:24] ---     And it's quite late already... [07:26] ---     All right, I'm off! [07:37] ---     How do I get into school at night? [07:40] ---     Suspicious individual sighted! [07:44] ---     Wait. Oh? [07:45] ---     You're that suspicious individual     from some time ago, [07:48] ---     who's also a Sanzenin family butler,     who also saved my life... [07:51] ---     Um... [07:52] ---     I'm Hayate Ayasaki. [07:54] ---     As I recall, you are a teacher here... [07:57] ---     Yukiji Katsura. [07:58] ---     Or rather, what're you doing here? [07:59] ---     I was dodging your blow from behind. [08:02] ---     Oh. [08:03] ---     What are you doing out in the street? [08:05] ---     Oh, me? [08:06] ---     I'm on so-called night duty.     You know, night duty. [08:09] ---     Your hard work is much appreciated! [08:11] ---     This is perfect. Miss Nagi apparently     forgot something here and... [08:15] ---     What? [08:15] ---     I'm sorry to ask this, but might     I borrow the key to the classroom? [08:18] ---     What?! [08:19] ---     Th-The key to the classroom?! [08:21] ---     You mean, you're coming     to the night duty room?! [08:23] ---     Yes! I don't want you     to trouble yourself, after all. [08:28] ---     Uh, wait, I'll go get it for you. SIGN    Night Duty Room [08:31] ---     No, I will go myself. [08:33] ---     If you just open the door...! [08:39] ---     This night duty room is rather bursting [08:41] ---     with the lifestyle sensibilities     of a woman in her mid-20s, isn't it? [08:44] ---     I-It's not that bad! [08:46] ---     I already culled a lot of my     personal belongings, you know. [08:49] ---     Could it be that you live here? [08:51] ---     I-I-It can't be helped, right?! [08:53] ---     I can't afford rent [08:54] ---     and the bath in the night duty room     is cleaner and bigger! [08:57] ---     Oh wait, you're an outsider!     I don't have to take this from you! [09:00] ---     Oh? What do we have here? [09:01] ---     Oh. [09:02] ---     Katsy's bringing a man back     with her to the night duty room! [09:06] ---     And it's a younger guy to boot! [09:08] ---     Scandal exposed! You'll be fired for sure! [09:11] ---     Anything but that! My salary! [09:14] ---     You've got the wrong idea! [09:15] ---     Wait, that look of poverty...     I feel like I've seen it before... [09:19] ---     I-I'm a butler of the Sanzenin family.     My name is Hayate Ayasaki. [09:23] ---     Oh! [09:25] ---     You trespassed on school grounds! [09:26] ---     And after making a pass     at the student body president, [09:28] ---     you took a kick to the face     and got rejected! [09:30] ---     And as revenge, [09:31] ---     you tried to kidnap and confine her     to the student council office, [09:34] ---     but your plot was foiled by Yukiji! [09:37] ---     That butler of the Sanzenin family! [09:39] ---     I feel like some rather erroneous     embellishments have been added to the story... [09:43] ---     You're just imagining things. [09:46] ---     So anyway, I'm the student council committee chairman, Izumi Segawa. [09:50] ---     Nice to meet you! [09:51] ---     Likewise, vice chairman, Miki Hanabishi. [09:53] ---     Disciplinary committee member, Risa Asakaze. [09:56] ---     Student council? [09:58] ---     Then, these people     are Miss Katsura's friends? [10:03] ---     What are you doing here? [10:05] ---     Um, um... Hayata? [10:07] ---     I'm "Hayate". [10:09] ---     I came to pick up something Miss Nagi forgot. [10:11] ---     I see. Incidentally, we are here to study     for our midterms, Hayata. [10:16] ---     Indeed we are, Hayata. [10:18] ---     Fine, just call me "Hayata". [10:20] ---     But meeting for a study group     so late at night at school... [10:23] ---     You really are studious. [10:24] ---     If we truly were studious, [10:26] ---     we wouldn't be meeting     for a study group, Hayata. [10:29] ---     But I thought Hakuou     is a prestigious school... [10:31] ---     It's just that a portion     of our students are super smart. [10:34] ---     They're the ones who transfer     and skip grades, after all. [10:37] ---     But fundamentally, except     under extreme circumstances, [10:39] ---     our system of automatic     advancement won't flunk you. [10:41] ---     The school covers grades 1-12! [10:43] ---     Students like us, who've     been here since grade school, [10:48] ---     are stupid, as it should be! [10:49] ---     So that we're on the verge of flunking     due to extreme circumstances! [10:52] ---     Beat that! [10:54] ---     So that's why I'm tutoring them. [10:57] ---     The way Katsy teaches makes     things so easy to understand! [10:59] ---     Oh, please! [11:02] ---     It's a good example of how good athletes     don't always make good coaches. [11:06] ---     Right, right. [11:07] ---     Wait, was that a compliment? [11:08] ---     Relax. I was mocking you. [11:10] ---     Don't you mock your teacher! [11:12] ---     Looks like a lot of fun. [11:14] ---     Here. [11:16] ---     The classroom key. [11:17] ---     Return it when you're done, okay, Hayata? [11:19] ---     Miss Katsura, you know what     my real name is, don't you? [11:22] ---     But you know, you sure     aren't a boy for nothing! [11:25] ---     Going to the classroom     in the West Building so late at night! [11:28] ---     What? [11:28] ---     I know! [11:29] ---     Yeah, yeah. [11:31] ---     Um, surely, you don't mean... [11:33] ---     Well, it is an old school. [11:35] ---     There are apparently a lot of appearances. [11:37] ---     What?! [11:41] ---     Don't bring back any curses     or anything with you! [11:43] ---     Even if Sadako or Kayako     or Jason or Freddy show up, [11:47] ---     beat them up, okay? [11:49] ---     Right... [11:54] ---     Just because they don't have to go... [11:56] ---     Besides, it's the school building     they attend on a daily basis. [12:00] ---     There's no way any such things will appear... [12:05] ---     Come on! Isn't this way different than     when I was here last?! [12:09] ---     W-Well, since I'm here anyway, I guess I'll go in... [12:12] ---     From this red door... SIGN    Old School Building Do Not Enter [12:25] ---     How would you like some squid? (Ika wa ikaga) [12:29] ---     I'll have lots, thanks.     (Gattsuri itadaki-masu) [12:39] ---     Whoa... [12:44] ---     My cell?! [12:46] ---     Oh, right, I got one from Maria. [12:49] ---     Yes, hello? [12:52] ---     Hey, Hayate, how are you doing? [12:54] ---     I'm in the school building right now. [12:56] ---     To what do I owe this sudden phone call? [12:58] ---     Oh, no, sorry! [13:00] ---     But you know, school at night can be dangerous in various ways, so well... [13:05] ---     I got worried. [13:10] ---     Thank you very much. [13:12] ---     R-Right. I'm relieved, though. [13:14] ---     I thought you were alone,     but I hear lots of other people around you, [13:18] ---     so I guess you're there     with a bunch of people. [13:20] ---     What? [13:21] ---     You hear people? [13:23] ---     Yes, I hear a lot of chatter     in the background. [13:26] ---     But it's not like this is a test of courage. [13:28] ---     I don't think it's necessary for them     to be screaming like that. [13:34] ---     Well, good luck. [13:36] ---     Miss?! Miss?! SIGN    No Signal SIGN    Do it over from somewhere      with a good signal.     In fact, do over your whole life. [13:44] ---     I-I better hurry to the classroom. [13:54] ---     It's taking him a while to come back... [13:56] ---     Well, at night, classrooms hold     alluring recorders and P.E. clothes [14:00] ---     that are distracting for adolescent boys. [14:04] ---     He may be a butler, but he's still a boy. [14:06] ---     He's probably ransacking Hina's desk right     about now and has her recorder... [14:10] ---     You seem to be having an awful lot of fun. [14:12] ---     What in the world might you be talking about? [14:14] ---     Whoa, Miss Student Body President... [14:16] ---     Hina, when did you get here? [14:18] ---     I made a special effort to bring you snacks, [14:20] ---     but are you working seriously? [14:21] ---     Not to worry. [14:22] ---     We are seriously discussing     the perverted actions of adolescent boys. [14:26] ---     Huh? [14:27] ---     In conclusion, your recorder must be     in Hayata's possession right about now. [14:31] ---     That's right! [14:32] ---     Get serious and study! Study! [14:34] ---     Hey, maybe Hayata's mistakenly     wandered into the old school building. [14:39] ---     The old school building? [14:40] ---     Oh, that's a distinct possibility! [14:42] ---     This is terrible. That place is... [14:44] ---     Wh-What? [14:45] ---     What?! Hakuou Academy     is haunted by evil spirits?! [14:49] ---     Yes, I hear they appear     in the old school building. [14:52] ---     Well, knowing that school, I'm sure     they'll hire a ghost sweeper or something. [14:55] ---     What are we going to do?!     If Hayate mistakenly goes in there... [15:00] ---     Hayate, respond! Hayate! SIGN    No Signal SIGN    You have no signal. [15:02] ---     What? [15:03] ---     Hayate of the Sanzenin family     went to that old school building?! [15:06] ---     No, we're just saying it's possible. [15:09] ---     We don't know that he's     actually wandered in there... [15:11] ---     I'll go look for him. [15:12] ---     It's dangerous, Hina! [15:14] ---     An outsider may be in danger     on school grounds! [15:18] ---     I can't just ignore that. [15:19] ---     There may be ghosts and stuff. [15:21] ---     Don't worry. Ghosts and stuff     don't bother me at all. [15:26] ---     That's Hina for you. [15:27] ---     I know she's my little sister, [15:29] ---     but it's too bad that she's a girl,     considering how tough she is. [15:31] ---     Yup, yup. [15:35] ---     I know what I said, but... [15:38] ---     A-Anyway, I better hurry up and find Hayate. [15:42] ---     Come to think of it,     why's it so bright in here...? [15:53] ---     That scream just now... [15:57] ---     My cell... [16:01] ---     I thought ghosts and stuff     do not bother you. [16:03] ---     Like there's a girl who wouldn't     be bothered by those things! [16:06] ---     They say will-o'-the-wisps     are a scientific phenomenon called plasma. [16:11] ---     There's nothing logical     about what scares you! [16:13] ---     Then here is the final question. [16:16] ---     Who is it that has been     asking you these questions? [16:27] ---     S-Someone... [16:29] ---     Someone! [16:39] ---     Are you all right?! [16:40] ---     Oh? You're Miss Katsura,     the student body president. [16:46] ---     M-Miss Katsura?! [16:48] ---     Thank you for saving me, but... [16:51] ---     Don't go wandering     into scary places like this! [16:58] ---     I see, so this is the old school building. [17:01] ---     No wonder things didn't seem quite right... [17:03] ---     What happened earlier is to be kept     strictly secret, all right, Hayate? [17:06] ---     Pardon? [17:08] ---     If you tell anyone that I was scared     like that, I'll hit you for real! [17:12] ---     I feel like you already hit me     for real earlier... [17:15] ---     Never mind that. Let us hurry up     and get out of here. [17:18] ---     What are you saying, Hayate? [17:20] ---     Huh? [17:21] ---     You think I'd ever go home after being beaten?! [17:25] ---     No, but I need to get the Miss's notebook... [17:28] ---     Overruled! [17:30] ---     I'm going to identify who that     bastard was, no matter what! [17:35] ---     Oh, wait... Miss Katsura! [17:36] ---     Call me Hinagiku! [17:38] ---     Please wait, Miss Katsura! [17:42] ---     It will not do to leave things as they are. [17:50] ---     Miss Katsura really     is the same as Miss Nagi. [17:53] ---     She absolutely hates to lose. [17:57] ---     It's getting kind of hot in here. [18:06] ---     Wow, are you self-conscious [18:08] ---     that you're alone with     a girl at school at night? [18:11] ---     I-I'm not self-conscious     about someone like you. [18:15] ---     Someone like me? [18:17] ---     You're too unguarded to begin with! [18:19] ---     You should learn to be     a bit more modest around boys! [18:22] ---     Being easygoing like that, who knows     what someone might do to you... [18:26] ---     I'm fine with that. [18:27] ---     Huh? [18:30] ---     If it's you, Hayate,     you can do anything to me. [18:33] ---     What?! M-Miss Katsura?! [18:39] ---     If I played a joke like that, [18:41] ---     would boys think I was being serious? [18:45] ---     Thank you for the warning. [18:46] ---     I'll be careful in the future... [18:48] ---     ...around boys like you. [18:50] ---     I thought she hated to lose     about as much as the Miss, [18:53] ---     but I was wrong. [18:55] ---     She hates to lose even more than the Miss! [18:58] ---     That's the doll that I defeated earlier! [19:00] ---     What?! No way! [19:02] ---     Ta-da! [19:04] ---     L-Leave, you humans! [19:06] ---     Leave, or I-I will eat you guys! [19:11] ---     Don't underestimate Hinagiku Katsura, [19:13] ---     the student body president of Hakuou Academy! [19:15] ---     I-It is unfair to execute a sneak attack! [19:18] ---     A-At any rate, my dear Hayate... [19:20] ---     Huh? [19:21] ---     Please hurry up and leave this... [19:23] ---     I mean. L-Leave! [19:26] ---     The humiliation you made me suffer earlier... [19:28] ---     I'll return the favor a hundred times over! [19:31] ---     Why you! [19:32] ---     I-I will curse you! [19:34] ---     "My dear Hayate"...? [19:44] ---     I don't understand the situation at all, [19:46] ---     but could this really be a simple     scare tactic to get us out of here? [19:50] ---     Miss Katsura, let's forget about     that terrifying monster and leave! [19:54] ---     Call me Hinagiku! [19:55] ---     At any rate, I'm defeating this bastard! [19:58] ---     Please! [19:59] ---     "We can't go until you've magnificently     defeated that terrifying doll?!" [20:04] ---     Don't say such a thing! Let us leave! [20:06] ---     It'll be fine, Hayate. [20:08] ---     If I fight him without fear,     he's not that tough... [20:14] ---     I-I am tough! [20:16] ---     I am real strong,     so I will defeat you humans! [20:20] ---     You may have changed your appearance,     but you're no match for me... [20:24] ---     You got me! [20:30] ---     But I haven't done anything yet... [20:32] ---     Uh-oh. [20:33] ---     W-Well, that was incredible, Miss Katsura! [20:36] ---     You defeated the ghost     with just your fighting spirit! [20:38] ---     Huh? Huh?! [20:39] ---     That must be what they call "chi"! "Chi"! [20:42] ---     It's what the masters use! [20:43] ---     You must have used it without realizing it! [20:45] ---     Man, you're incredible, Miss Katsura! [20:48] ---     I'm not sure I'm convinced... [20:50] ---     Come now. The evil spirit has been     defeated, so let us hurry and... [20:55] ---     Huh? [20:56] ---     You're going to get Nagi's notebook, right? [20:58] ---     What? [20:59] ---     Let's hurry. [21:00] ---     Y-Yes, Miss Katsura. [21:03] ---     Call me Hinagiku. [21:05] ---     Yes, Hinagiku. [21:10] ---     It seems they have finally left. [21:12] ---     Yes. [21:14] ---     Now, let us defeat the real evil spirit. [21:17] ---     Yes, ma'am! [21:18] ---     Hayate! [21:19] ---     I was so worried! You didn't get     possessed by evil spirits, did you?! [21:23] ---     I am fine. [21:29] ---     School really is a nice thing to have. [21:32] ---     School life is a distant thing for him now. [21:34] ---     What is the butler-in-debt thinking? [21:36] ---     And this is where in the next episode, [21:38] ---     a terrible incident happens     that no one could ever have anticipated! [21:41] ---     We all will fight against a state of emergency! [21:43] ---     Or rather, we have no choice but to fight it! [21:49] ---     Study! [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:03] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:03] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:06] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:06] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:15] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:15] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:30] ---     I'm counting on you, courage.     I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     Today, we've brought Maria     on for a guest appearance. [23:36] ---     Hello, I'm Maria. [23:38] ---     Man, this song is so soothing.     That's Maria for you! [23:41] ---     Thank you very much, Hayate. [23:43] ---     What's this, Hayate?! Getting all spoony! [23:45] ---     Oh, my. [23:46] ---     All right, I think I'll train hard     to become a soothing ladylike girl, too! [23:50] ---     No, you are best as you are now, Miss! [23:52] ---     Really? If you say so... [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Say, Maria, I recall seeing this     scene several times before... SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     The next episode takes place     during the same time as Episode 8. [24:03] ---     Which means we get to see     cat-ear Hayate from another angle! [24:06] ---     That is not all. [24:08] ---     It seems it is a completely     original story made just for anime. [24:10] ---     Ooh! That makes me feel     both worry and anticipation. [24:13] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "The Strangest Hyperdeflation Ever. [24:16] ---     "Play Your Games     and Don't Build Up a Backlog". [24:17] ---     Mr. Hero, please get fished up already! [24:19] ---     The Strangest Hyperdeflation Ever.     Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog [24:20] ---     Rawr! I'm currently intensely fired up! 10 - The Strangest High-Deflation Ever. Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:16] ---     Let us stop the chitchat now [00:20] ---     Come, let us quietly see this through [00:24] ---     If it's romance, look, it's already begun SIGN    Maria All the Way [00:52] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:55] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:58] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:01] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:05] ---     Yes! [01:06] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:10] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:14] ---     Today, we have an original     episode drafted by Mr. Hata. [01:17] ---     Isn't that right? [01:18] ---     That's what I hear. [01:21] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:21] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:28] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:28] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:34] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:34] ---     Giving in to fate [01:37] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:37] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:42] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:42] ---     That's just not cool! [01:47] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:47] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:50] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:50] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:55] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:55] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:59] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:59] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:05] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:05] ---     Just let it take you [02:12] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:12] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:15] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:15] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:18] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:18] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:24] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:24] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:31] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:31] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:50] ---     The Strangest High-Deflation Ever.     Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog [02:54] ---     Damn it! Damn it! [02:56] ---     What is this game?! [02:58] ---     This game's got awfully crappy graphics. [03:01] ---     This is a PS3 game? [03:03] ---     No. [03:04] ---     But I'm tired of high-deflation games, [03:06] ---     so I felt like giving an older game a try. [03:09] ---     Huh. So you're sayin'     modern games're lukewarm? [03:12] ---     Then wouldn't it be better     to play outside or somethin'? [03:13] ---     That would be tiring. [03:14] ---     Well, yeah, but... [03:16] ---     Rather than do something so tiring, [03:17] ---     I want to play games from the good old days [03:19] ---     and get a renewed perspective     on our current era of high-deflation. SIGN     New Heroic Dragon Tale [03:22] ---     I obtained an old, rare game in     an attempt to cleanse my tainted soul [03:26] ---     with the purity of     something old school, but... [03:28] ---     It's more you-know-what than rare, though. [03:31] ---     Well, to put it simply,     that's what it comes down to. [03:33] ---     I mean, I'd heard that it was you-know-what, [03:36] ---     but this game is even worse     than I'd been led to expect. [03:38] ---     But isn't that the appeal of retro games? SIGN     A Black-Hearted Santa      has appeared! SIGN     Hayate LV Small Fry [03:40] ---     Command     Run     Tools      Attack     Defend     Kowtow [03:42] ---     I mean, yeah, the audio's fair at best,     the movement's choppy, SIGN    Hayate throws a punch! SIGN    The Black-Hearted      Santa swiftly dodges! [03:44] ---     and the screen's so cluttered,     you can barely tell where you're at... SIGN    The Black-Hearted      Santa     attacks! SIGN    He delivers      a marvelous blow!     Hayate takes     69372 damage! SIGN    Hayate has died. [03:48] ---     Shuddup, you Kansai person. SIGN    Shuddup,     you Kansai person. SIGN    Go have some      octopus balls [03:50] ---     Go have some octopus balls     as your side dish with white rice. SIGN    as your side dish     with white rice. [03:53] ---     The hell was that?!     You makin' fun of Kansai people?! [03:56] ---     H-Hey, Sakuya, you don't have to     get so pissed at a silly game. [04:00] ---     And you, your game play sucks,     so don't blame it on the game SIGN    And you,     your game play sucks, SIGN    so don't blame it     on the game, [04:02] ---     you little squirt! SIGN    YOU LITTLE SQUIRT! [04:04] ---     What did you say?! [04:05] ---     Why you! You're nothing but a crappy game! [04:09] ---     I'm never enterin' more than     "AAAA" for a character name! SIGN    Grab a hold of freedom [04:15] ---     Um, dinner is ready.     What are you two both doing? [04:20] ---     Nothing! We were just consigning     a societal evil to oblivion! SIGN    Melf me all da way SIGN    One hour of     gaming a day [04:24] ---     Pardon? [04:25] ---     Never mind that. What's for dinner? [04:27] ---     Green peppers stuffed with meat,     among other things. [04:28] ---     What? But I hate green peppers. [04:31] ---     It's 'cause yer so picky     that you're not growin' any taller. [04:34] ---     Nah, it's not just yer height... [04:36] ---     Wh-What are you trying     to get at?! Don't stare at me! [04:39] ---     I didn't say anythin' yet. [04:41] ---     What d'you think I was referrin' to? [04:49] ---     The next morning! SIGN    Butlers must be manly!! [04:53] ---     Why does the sun... [04:58] ---     ...rise every morning? [05:02] ---     What are you doing griping about     nature in your first waking moment? [05:06] ---     The sun just doesn't get it! [05:09] ---     It's only when you miss deadlines     and take breaks once in while [05:12] ---     that people will appreciate it     when you actually have a chapter in print. [05:15] ---     A-Airing such an appalling statement     on TV is a bit questionable... [05:19] ---     Anyway, please change quickly     and prepare for school. [05:23] ---     Sakuya and the others     are waiting, after all. [05:26] ---     Makita! Kunieda! [05:28] ---     All righty, I'm off to school! [05:32] ---     Hmph! School, school! What an annoying girl! [05:34] ---     Hmph! School, school! What an annoying... [05:38] ---     Tell me, Maria, is this déjà vu? SIGN    When watching Hayate the Combat Butler,     please keep the room bright     and sit away from the TV [05:40] ---     I feel like I've seen this scene before. [05:43] ---     The thing is, it seems     this episode takes place [05:45] ---     during the same time     period as two episodes back. [05:47] ---     Hmm, zapping, huh? [05:49] ---     Anime sure has become     a lot more complicated. [05:52] ---     After all, this is the era of DTT,     EPG recording, digital coloring, [05:55] ---     outsourcing whole episodes overseas, [05:57] ---     the leaking of storyboards     to online auctions, and manga ministers... [06:02] ---     Yes, it can't be helped. [06:03] ---     I don't like it, but I'll go along     with that course of action. [06:06] ---     Especially since it's looking like     I might not have to go to school. [06:08] ---     Oh, dear, so that's     the tack you're taking this time. SIGN    Oh dear [06:12] ---     "'All righty, I'm off to school!' [06:14] ---     "Sakuya left the room in high spirits, [06:16] ---     "but she suddenly got the urge     to watch M-1 DVDs [06:18] ---     "and she u-turned back     to second floor of the residence. [06:19] ---     "And click. When she opened the door     to the gaming room, there she found..." SIGN    Heh heh heh heh.... [06:28] ---     You saw me. Bastard,     you're not getting out of here alive. SIGN    You~~~ saw~~~      me~~~ Bastard... [06:31] ---     Makita. Kunieda. [06:32] ---     Yes, Miss! [06:35] ---     Nooo! Wait! Oh, you're going to break me! [06:38] ---     Eh? It's not a small fire? [06:40] ---     Wait! What's a game console doin',     talkin' like it's totally normal?! [06:44] ---     This is horrible... I'm all sticky, tima. [06:47] ---     "Tima"? What's with that     artificial-soundin' sentence endin'? [06:50] ---     Was that the cuttin' edge for yer time? [06:53] ---     Ah-ha, I bet you're the demon king     inside that game or somethin'. [06:57] ---     What superhuman deductive powers! [06:59] ---     Tima! How did you know?! [07:01] ---     It seems she was really right. [07:03] ---     Ah, I knew it! [07:05] ---     Yeah, lemme guess.     'Cause you're a crappy game, [07:07] ---     you've gotten shoddy     treatment over the years [07:08] ---     and the resentment's been     gradually buildin' up, [07:10] ---     and with yer rage over     what happened last night, [07:12] ---     ya finally became aware as a monster. [07:13] ---     Yeah, that's 'bout what happened, right? [07:15] ---     Wh-What superhuman deductive powers, tima! [07:18] ---     I already said that. [07:19] ---     Besides, I may not look it, [07:21] ---     but I'm a Kansai person, who's so     capable I even turned down Hakuou. [07:23] ---     And we don't got enough time. [07:24] ---     Makita! Kunieda! Shut that thing down     before it gets up to no good! [07:28] ---     Go after its reset button or the power cord! [07:30] ---     Yes, Miss! [07:31] ---     N-Nooo! Don't come near me, tima! [07:33] ---     But that "tima" sentence     endin' sure gets on my nerves. [07:36] ---     Wait... Huh? [07:37] ---     Tima! [07:38] ---     You will be punished! [07:48] ---     The Demon King's castle! SIGN    On Sale SIGN    Demon King the Great Slygian of Abe (temp) [08:11] ---     I can't move! I'm unable to escape, tima! [08:15] ---     You will be punished! You will be     punished! You will be punished! [08:18] ---     Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up! [08:21] ---     And after I finally got out     into the real world, too... [08:24] ---     Th-The hero will come     at the end of the world... [08:27] ---     That's right, tima! I'm the final boss. SIGN    House For Sale [08:30] ---     And this castle is the stage     for the final battle. [08:32] ---     If I can turn the tables on the hero here... SIGN    That will be the end of dreams... [08:43] ---     Tima! [08:45] ---     This time, I just might     get out of this place, tima! [08:48] ---     Um, don't you normally get sent back     to the title screen or something? [08:52] ---     All right! Now that's decided,     I better start by capturing the hero, tima! [08:55] ---     Not that she's listening... [08:57] ---     Push. SIGN    Ultimate Super Awesome Demon King Guillotine Scythe [09:15] ---     Th-That should do it! [09:17] ---     Um, Mr. Hero, please fall     for the trap! Tima! [09:24] ---     M-Maria, what do you think of this?! [09:26] ---     Oh, my, it's fantastic! [09:27] ---     Tima! [09:29] ---     Where are you going? [09:31] ---     You can't walk around the residence     dressed in a sailor uniform. [09:35] ---     Tima-ma! [09:38] ---     Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima! [09:41] ---     Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima! [09:43] ---     Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!     Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima! [09:46] ---     Demon King the Great Stygian of Abe (temp) [09:50] ---     gave herself over to lonely tears. [09:52] ---     They're awful. No one will notice me, tima. [09:56] ---     You will be punished! [09:59] ---     Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up! [10:04] ---     Huh? Has someone come, tima? [10:07] ---     No answer. [10:08] ---     What? After we came all this way     to see Nagi's new butler? [10:13] ---     It can't be helped.     As much as it breaks my heart, [10:17] ---     I guess we'll have to head out     to Ekoda or something. [10:19] ---     Yes. And skip classes, of course. SIGN    Sanzenin [10:28] ---     What is this? [10:31] ---     What? Wait! [10:32] ---     Miki?! [10:39] ---     Miki, your panties are grownup. [10:41] ---     They are new. [10:42] ---     Let me see. SIGN    Can't show you! [10:54] ---     Owowow... [10:56] ---     Wh-What in the world?! [10:57] ---     Heavy... [10:58] ---     Th-Thank you for noticing me! [11:02] ---     Uh... Ahem. [11:03] ---     Now, heroes, hurry up and     overcome the trials and tribulations, [11:05] ---     I hear a boinging sound. [11:06] ---     and get to the castle, where I,     Demon King Abe, am waiting for you, tima! [11:07] ---     What's that? SIGN    A slime has appeared!! [11:15] ---     This is fail. [11:16] ---     Wow! It's a moving doodle! [11:19] ---     No, the way I see it, a crappy game     that was downtrodden for many years... [11:23] ---     Omitting the rest of the explanation. [11:24] ---     What?! Then we're inside     the world of a game?! [11:28] ---     Come, heroes! After him!     After the eager monster! [11:32] ---     Hm, it cannot be helped. [11:33] ---     When you get down to it, it is my fault     for picking up that controller. [11:37] ---     Since it has come to this... [11:39] ---     Y-You can't, Miki! You can't fight it alone! SIGN     Right? Right? SIGN     Is that your final answer? [11:43] ---     Great Demon King, she is the hero! SIGN    The slime attacks!! SIGN    The slime attacks Risa!! SIGN    Risa is hit for 42837 points!! [11:48] ---     Oh, no! SIGN     Damnd SIGN     Sodom [11:53] ---     Risa is dead. SIGN     Risa is dead!! [11:55] ---     What? [11:57] ---     I'll leave the rest to you. [11:59] ---     N-No way! SIGN    The slime attacks!! SIGN    The slime attacks Miki!! The slime attacks Izumi!! [12:07] ---     N-Not good! At this rate, the heroes     I finally got will end up dead, tima! [12:11] ---     You will be punished! [12:12] ---     No! [12:13] ---     Push. SIGN     Bro SIGN     Congrats to     King-Show comeback SIGN     World     Conquest SIGN     Gorangai SIGN     World     Conquest SIGN     Gorangai SIGN     Activate [12:22] ---     Hey, are you okay? [12:25] ---     Just barely... SIGN     Izumi Segawa [12:27] ---     Yes! Saved by the skin of her teeth, tima! [12:29] ---     You will be punished! [12:35] ---     Calling me from somewhere [12:35] ---     Somehow, I feel like on of us has it easy... [12:37] ---     Rissy, no fair! [12:39] ---     What?! It may not look it, but it's     cramped in here and tough for me, too! [12:40] ---     An echoing cry on the verge of tears [12:42] ---     Oh, I can't wait to be revived,     so I can fight with you! [12:45] ---     I'll be right there! [12:46] ---     Y-You do? [12:48] ---     Because I belong to you now [12:48] ---     Then, I'm sure it'll be rough, [12:49] ---     but we'll revive you for sure     when we find a village or something. [12:52] ---     I appreciate that. [12:53] ---     By the way, could I ask you     for one more favor? [12:55] ---     Hm? What is it? [12:56] ---     I'm thirsty, so go buy me a Pocari. [12:57] ---     Pushed around by the terribly selfish crowd [13:03] ---     If you're about to fall     on to the hard asphalt [13:04] ---     You're awful, Rissy! [13:05] ---     Quit playing a game within a game! [13:07] ---     Y-You're wrong! Th-This is, you know! [13:08] ---     Here, it's okay, I'll draw you into my arms [13:09] ---     I'm checking to see if we can make     contact with the outside world! [13:12] ---     Lies! [13:13] ---     While the three girls     were bickering in the game world, [13:16] ---     there was just one person     at the residence back in the real world, [13:19] ---     who had noticed the strange occurrence. [13:21] ---     What shall I do? [13:23] ---     I become lost yet again     when I woke up this morning. [13:27] ---     Incidentally, this ghostly air...     It is likely some sort of monster. SIGN    Fruition of Love [13:33] ---     And the monster is most likely...! SIGN    Dating Site [13:41] ---     Not in here... [13:47] ---     The top 3 will finally be     announced in the second half! [13:52] ---     Sushi rice beam! (Sumeshi biimu) [13:57] ---     Monsieur in the mood. (Musshu muramura) SIGN     Presented by Nagi Sanzenin SIGN     Today's Fortunes Countdown [13:59] ---     Today's fortunes countdown! SIGN    Aries 4th     Sagittarius 5th     Virgo 6th     Aquarius 7th     Pisces 8th     Cancer 9th     Capricorn 10th     Leo 11th     Libra 12th SIGN    Today's 3rd Place [14:09] ---     Coming in 3rd is Cancer.     Lucky spot is oil fields. [14:12] ---     There may be a wonderful     encounter waiting for you. SIGN    The Much-Anticipated 2nd Place [14:16] ---     Coming in 2nd is Taurus.     A happy day, where everything will go well. [14:19] ---     Might be your one chance to quit being     an unproductive member of society. [14:20] ---     1st Place [14:21] ---     Come, let's work up that courage! [14:25] ---     I-In first place is...! [14:28] ---     Bright smiles! A great selection! [14:31] ---     We, at the Rental Video     Tachibana Shinjuku Flagship store, [14:33] ---     shall be awaiting you,     the discerning customer. [14:37] ---     And now, please continue to enjoy     Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler, SIGN     Showing Now Hayate the Combat Butler! SIGN     Episode 10. Please enjoy. [14:40] ---     "I Saw the Tears of Snakewoman     in the Fires of Hell". [14:44] ---     The three student council girls     trapped in the cursed game world... [14:48] ---     ...after much pain and effort, [14:49] ---     finally arrived in     an otherworldly kind of village. [14:55] ---     Where's the church?! We want to     revive our friend from the coffin! SIGN    Captain Cam [15:00] ---     Nuu, nuu! [15:01] ---     Nuu, nu-nu, nuu! [15:02] ---     Nu-nu, nuu, nuu, nuu! [15:04] ---     Wah! No matter who I talk to,     all they say is "nuu, nuu"! [15:08] ---     It appears this game is too much for us. [15:11] ---     It cannot be helped.     Since it has come to this... [15:15] ---     I'm insanely fired up right now! [15:20] ---     King Scascher! [15:44] ---     Hello? [15:45] ---     Yes, it is me. Miki. [15:47] ---     I feel bad, but please come right away. [15:50] ---     I'm here. [15:51] ---     So? [15:52] ---     That was fast! [15:53] ---     Um, Hina, you didn't get attacked     by anything weird on your way here? [15:57] ---     Huh? Oh, all kinds of things showed up, [16:00] ---     but just I drove them away with this. [16:02] ---     Oooh! [16:03] ---     So what in the world is going on? [16:05] ---     Would you explain it     to me so I can understand? [16:07] ---     Do not let this shock you now. [16:09] ---     We are actually inside a cursed game [16:11] ---     and mumble, mumble, omitting the rest! [16:15] ---     What are you saying? [16:16] ---     There's no way such     an unscientific thing would happen. [16:18] ---     What? Uh, but... [16:20] ---     This is one of those things.     Which is to say... [16:22] ---     Hardcore gamer Nagi must be throwing     a large surprise event for us. [16:28] ---     Yup! [16:31] ---     But those monsters     and things sure were well-made. [16:32] ---     That's our student     council president for you. [16:34] ---     A super pragmatist. [16:34] ---     I wonder what kind of mechanism     they have that makes them move. [16:35] ---     In a way, it's an incredible     talent that she's got. [16:37] ---     So, you three, don't tell me you plan     to skip our afternoon classes. [16:40] ---     N-No. [16:41] ---     Then let's finish up here [16:43] ---     and get back to school     before the end of lunch break. [16:45] ---     Oh, but I wonder where the goal is. [16:50] ---     H-How promising! [16:52] ---     Yes! That lady is truly worthy     of being called a hero, tima! [16:55] ---     You will be punished! You will be     punished! You will be punished! [17:02] ---     If that lady can make it here, [17:04] ---     maybe I can finally be     free of this annoying skull [17:05] ---     and this meaningless "tima"     sentence ending, tima! [17:10] ---     Push. SIGN    Over here, tima! [17:19] ---     A full set of equipment suddenly     came falling out of the sky... SIGN    Over here, tima! [17:26] ---     I see, so we're expected to use these     to get over to that tower. [17:30] ---     What? [17:31] ---     I-Is that what it means? [17:32] ---     All right! Then let's all     go defeat the Demon King! [17:35] ---     Hakuou, fight! [17:38] ---     F-Fight! [17:39] ---     Fight! [17:40] ---     Hinagiku sure is serious. [17:41] ---     Fight! [17:42] ---     It seems we can leave the rest     of the episode to Miss Katsura. [17:45] ---     Yes. [17:46] ---     Then, since this is the perfect opportunity, [17:48] ---     I think I'll read some mail     cheering us on for once. [17:51] ---     A postcard from penname Tama     Fangirl of N Ward, Tokyo. [17:54] ---     "Hello to Hayate, Nagi, and Maria." [17:58] ---     Hello! [17:59] ---     Hello. SIGN    Hello. [18:02] ---     "I always look forward to     watching Hayate the Combat Butler." [18:05] ---     Good. Thank you! [18:07] ---     "By the way, I was surprised when     I saw the profiles on the official homepage. [18:10] ---     "I had no idea that you were     just 17 years old, Maria." [18:14] ---     Y-Yes, I'm 17 years old. What of it? [18:17] ---     "Y-You seem rather composed     and I totally thought you were over 20. [18:22] ---     "Wh-Why don't you try acting     more like a g-girl of 17 for once [18:25] ---     "and say things like 'uber bad'?" [18:28] ---     Hey, T-Tama Fangirl,     Maria is young! She's young! [18:31] ---     After all... [18:32] ---     I see. [18:35] ---     So I look that old... [18:38] ---     I don't mean to repeat myself,     but I am 17 years old. [18:40] ---     I'm bursting with freshness! [18:41] ---     It's not that I've aged before my time, [18:42] ---     it's just that I face endless     hardship every day, [18:44] ---     thanks to some people. [18:46] ---     S-Sorry about that! We're     always grateful that we have you! [18:49] ---     Right, Hayate?! [18:51] ---     Hey, why haven't you said anything?! [18:54] ---     Since the majority of the cast     is comprised of stooge characters, [18:56] ---     I handle the straight man role     to make things interesting. [18:59] ---     It's only natural, since I'm the one     with the most common sense here. [19:01] ---     B-But then, a little girl sent     in this postcard to the show. Scary. SIGN    Maria seems kind of mean [19:13] ---     It's fine. It's fine. I'm just... [19:18] ---     Bright smiles! A great selection! [19:19] ---     Wait! Wha?! Hayate! [19:21] ---     Why aren't you saying?! [19:21] ---     We, at the Rental Video     Tachibana Shinkuju Flagship store, [19:22] ---     Um, on to the next postcard! [19:24] ---     shall be awaiting you,     the discerning customer. [19:24] ---     A postcard from Sergeant Naohikov     Furuitch of K Ward, Tokyo. [19:27] ---     And now, please continue to enjoy     Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler... [19:28] ---     "I love Maria!" [19:32] ---     Last battle! SIGN     Can't show you SIGN     Can't show [19:37] ---     Having crossed oceans     and beat all kinds of dungeons, [19:41] ---     with almost 100 hours     of play time behind them, [19:43] ---     the student council party     finally made it to the Demon King! [19:50] ---     Finally, the time has come     for the last battle [19:53] ---     to determine the fate of this universe. [19:55] ---     O Demon King the Great     Stygian of Abe (temp), [19:58] ---     come fight us fair and square! SIGN     Welcome Heroes Party SIGN     Reserved [20:04] ---     I could not have asked for more, tima. [20:06] ---     Now, face my ultimate     super lethal technique! [20:09] ---     Push. [20:19] ---     The Demon King has been defeated. SIGN    The Demon King has been defeated. [20:21] ---     What?! [20:22] ---     Weak! The Demon King's weak! [20:26] ---     Truly a hero. Your swordsmanship     was brilliant, tima. [20:29] ---     Huh? But I haven't done anything yet. [20:32] ---     I can resign myself to my fate now. [20:34] ---     I can feel at peace crossing over     into the other world, tima. [20:38] ---     Or so I thought, but I don't     want to go, after all, tima. [20:40] ---     Though, I feel like it     wouldn't be so bad to go, tima. [20:43] ---     Hmm... But then again... [20:44] ---     Which is it?! [20:45] ---     She is being damned indecisive. [20:46] ---     You will be punished     for not making up your mind! SIGN    Ending 4 "Beyond Oblivion" [20:57] ---     Hinagiku Katsura and     the three student council girls SIGN    Hinagiku Katsura SIGN    and the three student council girls [21:01] ---     defeated the Demon King in this way SIGN    defeated the Demon King in this way [21:02] ---     and traversed space-time,     returning safely to the real world. SIGN    and traversed space-time, returning safely to the real world. [21:06] ---     With their memories of their adventures     in the game world completely lost to them... SIGN    With their memories of their adventures in the game world SIGN    completely lost to them... [21:09] ---     Thank you, hero. Thank you,     Hakuou Academy student council. [21:13] ---     Kind of grateful. Kind of a happy ending. [21:15] ---     However, your battle has only just begun. [21:19] ---     I will fight again next time     to win the role of protagonist! SIGN    Izumi Segawa      Class: Normal     Person SIGN    Specialty:     Nothing Notable [21:23] ---     That was kind of fun, wasn't it? SIGN    Miki Hanabishi     Class: Fox Hound SIGN    Specialty:     Intel Gathering [21:25] ---     I suppose that's     a happily-ever-after for now. SIGN    Risa Asakaze     Class: Aspiring      Good-for-Nothing SIGN    Specialty: H°rricane M°xer SIGN    Hinagiku Katsura     Class: Student Council President [21:28] ---     Yes. [21:31] ---     Hey, wait! Aren't ya forgettin' somethin'?! [21:35] ---     Pardon me. I opened the door normally. [21:39] ---     What's up with this old     Showa-era punch line?! [21:42] ---     Is it me or are we gettin'     shoddy treatment lately?! [21:44] ---     It's always been like that. [21:46] ---     Uh, next time, we will return     to our normal format [21:48] ---     and bring you a butler episode     that will thrill you! [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:03] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:03] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:06] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:06] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:15] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:15] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     Nagi's... SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Since Hayate is out this time I will be     doing as I please with this segment! [23:33] ---     Oh, my, this could mean trouble. [23:34] ---     Now's your only chance     to sit back and relax, Maria. [23:37] ---     What? [23:37] ---     The fact that I am in charge of this segment [23:39] ---     means that I am free to do whatever I wish! [23:41] ---     In response to requests from Maria fans,     I could insert a fan service shot of Maria! [23:44] ---     Nooo! [23:45] ---     Nobody may want it, but I could     also insert a shot of Klaus bathing! [23:48] ---     Nooo! [23:49] ---     Keep doing this and production     will never catch up to the schedule! [23:52] ---     Oh, that would be bad.     We won't do any more Klaus after this! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     Nagi, why don't we go     to the primary family residence for once, [23:59] ---     where your grandfather resides? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     I would like to introduce Hayate as well. [24:02] ---     I don't want to. Besides,     I don't think there's any need [24:04] ---     to pay our respects     to that old geezer at this point. [24:06] ---     Man, it's been a long time     since I've seen Grandpa Mikado. [24:09] ---     I'm gonna pester him for some pocket change. [24:10] ---     What's this, Saku? You're going, too? [24:13] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "The Value of My Life: Priceless". [24:17] ---     In other words, your life     is utterly meaningless. [24:19] ---     The Value of My Life: Priceless [24:20] ---     An armor runs within your heart! 11 - The Value of My Life: Priceless Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     Hayate was about to welcome     a rare, peaceful morning. [00:14] ---     However, he had no way     of knowing that this... [00:18] ---     would turn out to be a life-altering day! [00:22] ---     Nagi, why don't we go to the primary family     residence for once, where your grandfather resides? [00:29] ---     That is... I would like     introduce Hayate as well. [00:32] ---     You don't have to express     such undisguised loathing... [00:35] ---     Who is this grandfather? [00:37] ---     Grandfather Mikado, the head     of the Sanzenin family. [00:41] ---     Head of the family? [00:43] ---     In other words, [00:44] ---     the person currently in possession     of the Sanzenin family estate. [00:47] ---     I feel like I could end up getting     fired if I make the wrong impression... [00:53] ---     No, he could easily wipe you     off the face of this planet. [01:01] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:04] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:07] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:10] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:14] ---     Yes! [01:15] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:19] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:24] ---     The human body holds untold powers. [01:27] ---     The more you train, the more... [01:30] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:30] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:36] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:36] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:43] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:43] ---     Giving in to fate [01:46] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:46] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:51] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:51] ---     That's just not cool! [01:55] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:55] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:59] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:59] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:04] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:04] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:07] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:07] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:14] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:14] ---     Just let it take you [02:21] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:21] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:24] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:24] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:27] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:27] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:33] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:33] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:40] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:40] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:58] SIGN     The Value of My Life: Priceless [03:05] ---     So we hired a new butler. [03:08] ---     I don't think there's any need to pay our     respects to that old geezer at this point. [03:12] ---     Don't say such things. [03:14] ---     Your grandfather is the only     immediate family you have. [03:17] ---     Man, it's been a long time     since I've seen Grandpa Mikado. [03:22] ---     Wait... Never mind all that.     Why are you here? [03:25] ---     Oh, please! I'm related to the     Sanzenin family, too, remember? [03:29] ---     But what kind of man is your grandfather? [03:32] ---     If this were Dragon Quest, he'd be Zoma. [03:34] ---     In the traditional storytelling     world, he'd be Danshi. [03:37] ---     W-Will I do okay? [03:39] ---     Meeting such a terrifying sounding person... [03:42] ---     I doubt you'll be okay. [03:43] ---     If ya offend him, [03:45] ---     that man could easily crush     an indebted butler's life. [03:50] ---     After all, he's da man who destroyed Compile, [03:53] ---     just 'cause Puyo Pop was hard. [03:54] ---     What?! [03:55] ---     Incidentally, Nomura Toys'     downfall was also 'cause of him. [03:59] ---     Are you serious?! [04:01] ---     She's kidding. [04:03] ---     Well, in any case, he's     kind of a fiendish guy, [04:06] ---     so try not to be taken in if     he says anything odd to you. [04:09] ---     I-I see... [04:11] ---     What's that? [04:15] ---     I'll have you know, it's not the castle... [04:17] ---     of the poisonous-apple-eating     princess of the mouse kingdom. [04:20] ---     Master Mikado Sanzenin.     This is her grandfather's primary residence. [04:24] ---     Wait... So, what country are we in? [04:30] ---     What line of work is your grandfather in? [04:34] ---     Hmm... Oil baron, I guess? [04:36] ---     That is not a line of work... [04:39] ---     Hayate was belatedly     coming to the realization [04:42] ---     that Nagi was not just your     run-of-the-mill rich girl... [04:51] ---     Welcome home, Miss Nagi. [04:54] ---     Right. I'm back. [04:56] ---     But that she was an INCREDIBLY rich girl. [05:00] ---     But talk about a stuffy bunch. [05:04] ---     And Miss Sakuya and Maria, it     is good of you to come as well. [05:06] ---     Not at all. [05:08] ---     Come, this way, please. [05:10] ---     By the way, I apologize for disturbing     you upon your return, but... [05:14] ---     What shall we do with this     suspicious individual? [05:14] ---     Help! Help! [05:16] ---     He had snuck aboard the chopper. [05:16] ---     Help! Help! [05:18] ---     He looks incredibly suspicious! [05:18] ---     Help! Help! [05:21] ---     I can appreciate your sentiment, but     he's not a suspicious individual. [05:24] ---     He's Himegami's successor     and he serves as my butler. [05:28] ---     This shabby-looking man, who     seems to have no luck with money? [05:32] ---     Nobody asked your opinion. [05:33] ---     But... um... that is... [05:36] ---     Hayate put up with the comments. [05:38] ---     Because he most certainly did     not have any luck with money [05:41] ---     and there was no question     that he was shabby-looking. [05:46] ---     You didn't have to emphasize it like that. [05:50] ---     But man, that was hilarious! [05:52] ---     Now, Saku, don't laugh at him so much. [05:56] ---     It's fine. [05:57] ---     I knew from the start that     I didn't fit in here anyway. [06:02] ---     Well, don't let it bother you. [06:04] ---     They just called it like they saw it.     There was no malice behind it. [06:07] ---     That is right. You will only waste     your time letting it get to you. [06:10] ---     It's true that I'm 150 million yen in debt, [06:14] ---     but do I really look like I     have such poor luck with money? [06:18] ---     In this world, there are more important     things than money, like compassion. [06:22] ---     Each individual must be considerate     of the planet's future. [06:26] ---     They won't look me in the eye... [06:28] ---     Oh, that reminds me. [06:30] ---     Nagi, being dressed like that for your     meeting with your grandfather is... [06:34] ---     You're right. [06:35] ---     Okay, I'm going to change, so go     get some fresh air or something. [06:40] ---     Right... [06:46] ---     I got kicked out. [06:49] ---     Still, this is a belated realization, [06:51] ---     but to let a man like me,     so deeply in debt, run loose [06:53] ---     in this place packed full of     treasures seems far too imprudent. [07:00] ---     Is this something of value? [07:04] ---     It makes a good sound... [07:06] ---     This piece alone just might be able     to pay off my 150 million yen debt! [07:11] ---     At best, that vase will fetch     5 million on Yahoo Auctions, [07:16] ---     so you won't be able to pay off your debt. [07:19] ---     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was     just an impulsive thought! [07:29] ---     You needn't worry. I can     tell, just by looking at you, [07:32] ---     that you're not the kind of person     who would do such a thing. [07:36] ---     Hey, now. Don't look at me like,     "What's this senile old man saying?" [07:42] ---     P-Pardon me. [07:44] ---     Um, who might you be? [07:46] ---     I'm a member of this household. [07:48] ---     I'm taking care of the yard right now. [07:50] ---     Oh, you're a gardener. [07:53] ---     I swear... You don't have     faith in my insight, do you? [07:57] ---     I'll have you know! [08:01] ---     Whoops. Sorry about that. [08:05] ---     All right, I'll show you just     how formidable my insight is, [08:09] ---     so come along with me! [08:11] ---     This old man's smile sparkles     like that of a boy... [08:20] ---     Behold! [08:24] ---     Say, Maria, this outfit is a bit big. [08:28] ---     Oh, I knew it! [08:32] ---     That's just peeping! [08:34] ---     To train one's insight,     one must work daily... [08:37] ---     And after working daily, what kind     of criminal do you intend to become?! [08:45] ---     I just don't get it, though. [08:47] ---     What is someone like you doing     with a debt of 150 million? [08:51] ---     It was originally my parents' gambling debt. [08:56] ---     My parents are incredible good-for-nothings [08:59] ---     and they gifted me to some "very     generous people" as collateral. [09:03] ---     And then, Miss Nagi took on that debt for me. [09:08] ---     So now, I am in the process     of returning it over 40 years. [09:12] ---     I see. [09:14] ---     I am really grateful to Miss Nagi. [09:17] ---     So grandpa, you mustn't peep at her, either. [09:22] ---     Well, I'm going to go now. [09:27] ---     In other words, [09:29] ---     your life is utterly meaningless. [09:38] ---     What? [09:41] ---     You're awfully insipid for a man     that Nagi's placed her faith in. [09:46] ---     Grandpa, who are you? [09:50] ---     My insight is the real thing! [09:52] ---     The bursting of the bubble,     the change in government, [09:54] ---     and even Toshi losing his hair! [09:56] ---     I anticipated it all with these eyes of mine! [09:59] ---     Even the unprecedented little sister boom! [10:01] ---     I foresaw its coming since before the war! [10:04] ---     And these eyes are telling me now... [10:06] ---     Your life is even more meaningless     than the lives of your scummy parents! [10:12] ---     I, Mikado Sanzenin, assure you that it is. [10:18] ---     My life is... [10:20] ---     ...meaningless? [10:21] ---     Yes, it's meaningless. [10:23] ---     A life spent merely for the     sake of repaying a debt... [10:27] ---     ...is utterly meaningless. [10:30] ---     However, if you still wish to make     your life something of value... [10:38] ---     I-Is this... [10:41] ---     ...a levitation stone? [10:42] ---     No! That is your guide! [10:46] ---     If you believe that your     life may yet have meaning, [10:50] ---     do not lose it, do not     let it be taken from you. [10:51] ---     Keep it with you until the day comes. [10:55] ---     And if you are able to obtain the thing [10:59] ---     at the end of the road that it leads you to, [11:01] ---     never mind 150 million. A     billion! Even 10 billion! [11:05] ---     All of that will surely be within your reach. [11:11] ---     With the meaning of his life     denied in its entirety, [11:15] ---     will Hayate be able to     begin walking down the road [11:18] ---     shown to him by the pendant? [11:20] ---     To be continued in the second half. [11:24] ---     Wait... [11:25] ---     Hey, Maria, are we okay with     not having a punch line?! [11:28] ---     Oh, please. [11:29] ---     We have not had much of a punch     line in the past, either. [11:33] ---     Not good! If there isn't at     least one punch line a minute, [11:35] ---     a Kansai person's blood starts to tingle! [11:41] ---     Don't run! It won't make for a punch line! [11:43] ---     That punch line is already an empty shell! [11:47] ---     I say this to you, it is garbage! [11:49] ---     Shaddup! Punch it already! [11:53] ---     All right, I guess it didn't happen. [11:59] ---     Lambada. [12:03] ---     The baby boomer generation. [12:06] ---     O Granddaughter, do you want to     inherit the Sanzenin family fortune? [12:10] ---     Huh? [12:12] ---     I don't particularly want it, [12:13] ---     but if it means that you'll     be dying soon, I'd welcome it. [12:17] ---     Maria! O Maria! My granddaughter     is being mean to me! [12:21] ---     Oh, my, now that is a problem. [12:23] ---     It's not like I'm being mean. [12:24] ---     Grandpa, never mind the fortune,     can I get some pocket change? [12:27] ---     Besides, even without all that, [12:29] ---     as long as I have the World Business     Satellite show and the stock market, [12:32] ---     I will never have money problems. [12:36] ---     Damn it! Uselessly gaining more     and more knowledge every year... [12:39] ---     You're the one who had me educated     so that would happen, remember? [12:43] ---     However... [12:47] ---     I don't recall teaching you     to draw such worthless manga! [12:54] SIGN     Seen From Below SIGN    Can't show you! [12:55] ---     Where the hell did you     get a hold of my manga?! [12:58] ---     My granddaughter really is mean to me! [13:01] ---     Yes, yes. [13:03] ---     Oh, but Grandfather, why did     you suddenly bring this up? [13:07] ---     Oh, the truth is, at this rate... [13:10] ---     ...Nagi will end up dead. [13:13] SIGN     Loser Park [13:19] SIGN     -inner [13:20] ---     Th-There it is again... [13:24] ---     All right! I got it this time! [13:26] SIGN     Winner [13:28] ---     Yes! [13:34] ---     That's ominous... [13:42] ---     All I ever thought about was money,     because of the way my parents were... [13:46] ---     I'd never even thought about my own life... [13:49] ---     But am I okay with my life being like that? [13:53] ---     A life spent solely for the     purpose of repaying debt... [13:58] ---     Hayate! [14:00] ---     Oh, Miss. [14:05] ---     I've been looking for you. [14:07] ---     Come on, let's hurry up and leave. [14:08] ---     What? We're leaving already? [14:11] ---     Yes, I can't put up with that     stinking old geezer anymore! [14:15] ---     Did something happen? [14:17] ---     Something did happen...     Or rather, will happen... [14:21] ---     What? [14:29] ---     What is about to happen? [14:34] ---     Wh-Wh-Wha... Who is this person?! [14:37] ---     Damn! So he's really come. [14:43] ---     You are quite skilled to     dodge Gilbert's sword! [14:49] ---     Wh-Who is this fake-sounding foreigner? [14:53] ---     Um... It's a long story, but... [14:57] ---     He's the man who may inherit all     of the Sanzenin family fortune. [15:01] ---     I-Inherit it all? [15:03] ---     Um, in other words... [15:06] ---     The story will grind to a halt if     we leave the explanation to Nagi, [15:10] ---     What?! [15:10] ---     so we will have you watch the     rest of the earlier scene here. [15:15] ---     Oh, but Grandfather, why did     you suddenly bring this up? [15:19] ---     Oh, the truth is, at this rate... [15:22] ---     ...Nagi will end up dead. [15:26] ---     Huh?! Why would I end up dead?! [15:29] ---     Have you finally gone senile,     you stinking old geezer?! [15:32] ---     I have not gone senile, nor do I stink. [15:35] ---     Just think about it, Granddaughter. [15:38] ---     I do not have long to live. [15:39] ---     And once I die, the family fortune     will go to you in its entirety. [15:43] ---     However, many of our relatives     do not favor this arrangement. [15:48] ---     It's true. [15:49] ---     There are people out there who would     sell their son for 150 million, [15:53] ---     so it seems plausible that some     may try to take Nagi's life. [15:56] ---     Indeed. [15:57] ---     So I came up with an idea. [15:59] ---     If someone can fulfill a certain condition, [16:00] ---     I would leave the Sanzenin     family fortune, not to Nagi, [16:04] ---     but to that person instead. [16:07] ---     Oh-ho. And what is this condition? [16:10] ---     Yes, this condition is... [16:17] ---     I'm sorry. [16:20] ---     I've lost. [16:22] ---     I'll leave the family fortune to you, [16:25] ---     so please have mercy on me. [16:29] ---     ...and make you apologize in tears. [16:34] SIGN     The Tail Wagging the Dog [16:37] ---     I'd rather die than spout     such embarrassing lines! [16:43] ---     I don't know... [16:44] ---     I just don't understand the things     that rich people come up with. [16:47] ---     Not to worry, I don't understand it, either. [16:53] ---     So, that being the case... [16:55] ---     Please apologize in tears to me! [16:58] ---     Like hell I'm apologizing to you! Moron! [17:03] ---     Please apologize in tears to me! [17:07] ---     Don't you have any pride or anything?! [17:08] ---     Doing such things is     useless! Get out of here! [17:12] ---     Is that so? Then you leave me no choice. [17:23] ---     What are you doing to Hayate?! [17:27] ---     According to Old Man Mikado... [17:31] ---     If I just beat that weak-looking     butler to a pulp, [17:36] ---     there's a chance that the Miss     might apologize in tears. [17:40] ---     So I'm gonna beat the crap outta him     and make the family fortune mine! [17:46] ---     If the Miss can no longer inherit     the Sanzenin family fortune, [17:50] ---     that means she won't be enormously     rich like she is now, right? [17:55] ---     If that were to happen,     would this girl be alone...? [17:58] ---     Rendered homeless, like me? [18:04] ---     The rice porridge is ready. [18:06] ---     I'm sorry, Maria, for all the     trouble I'm putting you through... [18:11] ---     We promised not to talk about that, remember? [18:14] ---     If only Hayate would pay you back... [18:19] ---     I shouldn't have lent him     that 150 million yen. [18:26] ---     That could be possible! [18:28] ---     Hayate, watch out! [18:31] ---     Prepare to meet your fate! [18:35] ---     Money! Money! [18:37] ---     Damn it! Why you! [18:40] ---     Money! [18:43] ---     A life spent merely for the     sake of repaying a debt... [18:47] ---     ...is utterly meaningless. [18:48] ---     Meaningless! [18:49] ---     Meaningless! [18:54] ---     The Miss came to my rescue, wearing     that silly-looking mask... [18:59] ---     The Miss put her heart and soul     into nursing me back to health... [19:04] ---     To think the Miss might face     adversity because of me... [19:09] ---     At any rate, I'll think of a     way to repay my debt quickly. [19:13] ---     But right now, there's the Miss! [19:16] ---     I don't yet know what the     meaning of my life is, [19:20] ---     but right now, I just have to... [19:23] ---     Why you! [19:25] ---     Universe! [19:50] ---     H-Hayate... [19:54] ---     I'll protect you. [19:57] ---     What? [20:01] ---     Anyone... who tries to make you cry... [20:06] ---     I'll protect you from them. [20:12] ---     Would that... be all right? [20:23] ---     Um... [20:25] ---     That is, uh... [20:35] ---     I-I'll be counting on you. [20:43] ---     What's this? Is this gonna become     a battle anime startin' next week? [20:47] ---     No, it will not. [20:53] ---     The boy shook free of uncertainty [20:56] ---     and found meaning in his life,     protecting his mistress. [21:01] ---     In which direction does butler     Hayate's tomorrow lie?! [21:03] ---     Next time, he will be fighting     with all kinds of circumstances. [21:11] ---     Don't you lose that pendant, boy. [21:14] ---     Still... [21:15] ---     Oh, Maria has gone... [21:20] ---     That hurt! [21:21] ---     Wh-What's this? You're still here? [21:23] ---     I still haven't gotten my     pocket change, after all. [21:26] ---     Never mind that, how do you plan to get home? [21:28] ---     Nagi and the others are over there already. [21:30] ---     What?! [21:35] ---     Y'all left me here all by my lonesome? [21:38] SIGN     Wooooooo... [21:41] ---     What a cold era this is! [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:02] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:02] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:05] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:05] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:14] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:14] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:26] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:30] ---     Unfortunately, our week of being     reinforced by Maria ends today. [23:34] ---     What? It does? [23:36] ---     Starting next time, that hugely     popular character will be appearing! [23:39] ---     Could that possibly be the #1 in     popularity polls? That Hina... [23:43] ---     No! [23:46] ---     Hayate, it will be Nagi's turn     on duty starting next time. [23:48] ---     Or rather, this is the end of my week. [23:50] ---     Aren't I being treated     awfully poorly for all that? [23:52] ---     Look forward to next time with keen interest! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] SIGN     Preview [23:56] ---     Um, is that you, Hayate? [23:58] ---     M-Miss Nishizawa... SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     We haven't seen each other since Christmas. [24:00] ---     What in the world have you     been doing since then? [24:02] ---     Well, a lot of things happened... [24:03] ---     I'm working as a butler     at a certain mansion, now. [24:06] ---     What? Is that a joke? [24:08] ---     Oh, but I'm glad. I'm really     happy that I got to see you. [24:11] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:13] ---     "Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff [24:15] ---     "that Being Young is About Not Looking Back". [24:17] ---     Wait, Hayate! [24:19] ---     My... My feelings for you are...! [24:19] SIGN     Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff     that Being Young is About Not Looking Back [24:21] ---     You'll get to see Newtypes in combat! 12 - Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff that Being Young is About Not Looking Back Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright and     sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:11] SIGN     My Future Dream [00:14] SIGN     Hamakaze Elementary School [00:15] ---     My future dream. [00:16] ---     Grade 1, Peach Class, Hayate Ayasaki. [00:19] ---     Regardless of whether it     is a weekday or a Sunday, [00:22] ---     my parents are always lying     around, doing nothing at home. [00:25] ---     My father works on self-realization [00:27] ---     and my mother is intent on capturing     the dream of spinning reels. [00:32] ---     My father said, "If we win it big,     we'll take a trip to Hawaii!" [00:36] ---     But my mother laughed, "They     won't issue passports to us, [00:39] ---     "so we won't be able to do that, hahaha." [00:41] ---     So there is never-ending     laughter in my home. [00:43] ---     And so, my future dream is... [00:53] ---     I wonder if it's because of what I was     told yesterday at the Miss's home. [00:59] ---     In other words, [01:01] ---     your life is... [01:02] ---     ...utterly meaningless. [01:07] ---     No, pull yourself together! I     made up my mind, didn't I?! [01:11] ---     That I don't yet know what     the meaning of my life is, [01:13] ---     but that for now, I'm just     going to protect the Miss! [01:19] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:22] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:25] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:29] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:32] ---     Yes! [01:33] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:37] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:41] ---     Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki! [01:43] ---     All right! I'm going to     work hard again today! [01:48] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:48] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:54] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:54] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:01] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:01] ---     Giving in to fate [02:04] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:04] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:09] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:09] ---     That's just not cool! [02:13] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:13] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:17] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:17] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:22] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:22] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:25] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:25] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:32] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:32] ---     Just let it take you [02:39] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:39] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:42] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:42] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:45] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:45] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:51] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:51] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:58] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:58] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:17] SIGN     Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff     that Being Young is About Not Looking Back [03:22] ---     What? My future dream? [03:24] ---     Yes! [03:26] ---     Hmm, if I had to say, [03:29] ---     I worry ceaselessly about what kind of     adult a certain girl will grow up to be. [03:33] ---     So I suppose you could say my dream is [03:36] ---     that she becomes a respectable     member of society. [03:38] ---     Uh... [03:39] ---     But why did you suddenly bring this up? [03:41] ---     What? No, well... [03:43] ---     How do I put this? [03:44] ---     A person's dream is sort of like the     driving force behind his life, right? [03:48] ---     I see... I-I suppose so. [03:51] ---     Wait. But according to that logic, [03:53] ---     the driving force behind my     life seems a bit questionable. [03:56] ---     Even Ryoma Sakamoto said, [03:58] ---     "As human beings, we ought to have     dreams as huge as the Pacific Ocean." [04:03] ---     Mozart was also vocal about how "life     is brilliant because we dream". [04:07] ---     "The lives of those incapable of     big dreams must be like garbage," [04:10] ---     is another quote from a certain     spy for the British Empire... [04:13] ---     Wait. What? [04:14] ---     Is something the matter, Maria? [04:16] ---     No, somehow, I'm starting to feel     ever so slightly depressed... [04:20] ---     But Hayate, you really are     behaving a little weird. [04:23] ---     What? [04:24] ---     Could it be that Nagi's grandfather     said something to you? [04:27] ---     What?! [04:28] ---     W-Well, it's important to always     remember one's initial enthusiasm. [04:31] ---     I mean, I just plan to continue     to work hard for the Miss's sake [04:35] ---     as the true Hayate Ayasaki! [04:37] ---     Oh, wait... [04:46] ---     I didn't get any sleep at all because     of what happened yesterday... [04:53] ---     Anyone... who tries to make you cry... [04:56] ---     I'll protect you from them. [04:58] ---     Would that... be all right? [05:04] ---     When all's said and done,     Hayate is still just so cool. [05:10] ---     Wow! [05:11] ---     Hayate is working hard. [05:12] ---     Oh! [05:14] ---     Something about initial enthusiasm     being important and future dreams. [05:17] ---     Hayate said that? What future dreams? [05:20] ---     He's suddenly become like a salaryman,     who's rediscovered life, [05:24] ---     and he's been working furiously. [05:28] ---     Could it be for our future together?! [05:34] ---     Um, I don't think that's quite right... [05:37] ---     No! [05:38] ---     I mean, it's good, but I'm     not ready for it yet! [05:40] ---     Um, Nagi, do you happen to have     some kind of dream for the future? [05:44] ---     Well, sure, it's normal to have lots, right? [05:46] ---     What? [05:47] ---     For example, I intend to become a manga     author and sell a trillion copies. [05:52] ---     So what about it? [05:53] ---     Nothing, I just find you too brilliant     to look upon right now... [05:56] ---     Hmm, but I wonder what     exactly is Hayate's dream. [06:00] ---     I have no idea. He was     stressing it quite a bit, [06:03] ---     so he must have a really     big dream of some sort. [06:07] ---     But Nagi, the dream you're     envisioning right now [06:10] ---     is almost certainly not the same     as the dream Hayate has in mind. [06:14] ---     Still, what in the world     could Hayate's dream be? [06:19] ---     What? My dream? [06:21] ---     Yes. [06:22] ---     B-But that was youthful     and rash, if you will... [06:24] ---     It's a pretty huge dream, [06:26] ---     so I'm embarrassed to     even say it out loud... [06:28] ---     Don't worry. I won't laugh or anything. [06:32] ---     Well, uh... [06:34] ---     What is it? [06:37] ---     A 3LDK. [06:39] ---     Pardon? SIGN    Japanese 6 Tatami SIGN    Western 4.5 [06:42] ---     A 3LDK! [06:44] SIGN     Hamakaze Elementary School [06:46] ---     And so, my future dream is... [06:48] ---     ...to have a house with three rooms     in addition to a large space [06:51] ---     that serves as a living room,     dining room, and kitchen, [06:51] SIGN     My Future Dream [06:55] ---     and to live in this 3LDK in peace,     without fear of being driven out. [06:58] ---     That's enough. You can stop now, Hayate. [07:00] ---     The reason for that is... [07:01] SIGN     Sense of Respect [07:04] ---     I-I see. So your dream is a 3LDK. [07:09] ---     What?! D-Do you think that's a bit too big? [07:12] ---     I'm totally fine it it's not inside Tokyo. [07:14] ---     I think it's good... [07:16] ---     Really?! [07:18] ---     The bigger the dream the     more wonderful it is... [07:23] ---     Hayate? [07:24] ---     Huh? Yes? [07:25] ---     That reminds me, your cell     phone is still broken, right? [07:29] ---     It really is inconvenient, so please     go buy one on the expense account. [07:32] ---     Oh, understood. Then I'll go right away. [07:34] ---     Oh, also, it's important to     take a break once in a while, [07:38] ---     so please feel free to take     the rest of the day off. [07:40] ---     Why don't you go hang out     in town for a while? [07:42] ---     What? [07:45] ---     I took the opportunity to     buy a really nice one. [07:48] ---     Wow, so this is 1seg. [07:50] ---     I can even make video calls. [07:52] ---     Whoa! I can enter up to 1000     addresses. That's amazing. [07:57] ---     Well, not that I need it. I     don't have that many friends. [08:01] ---     Come to think of it, I wonder how     everyone's doing back in high school. [08:05] ---     School, huh? [08:07] ---     I didn't have time for it, so I     completely neglected to go, but... [08:11] ---     If I remember right, I paid for     the full tuition, didn't I? [08:15] ---     What am I thinking? [08:17] ---     Could it be that I still... [08:19] ---     ...want to go back to school? [08:22] ---     All right! [08:23] SIGN     Shiomi Municipal High School [08:29] ---     I kind of let the moment     carry me all the way here, [08:31] ---     but I'm finding it hard to actually go in... [08:33] ---     But I should technically     still be a student here! [08:36] ---     If I just go in boldly... [08:37] ---     Um... [08:38] ---     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! But I'm by     no means anyone suspicious... [08:42] ---     Is that you, Hayate? [08:43] ---     What? [08:44] ---     M-Miss Nishizawa? [08:46] ---     W-We haven't seen each other since Christmas.      What are you doing here? [08:49] ---     W-Well... [08:51] ---     Souya and the others were worried, too, [08:53] ---     because you haven't been to school at all. [08:55] ---     That is, a lot of things happened     since the end of last year... [08:59] ---     A lot of things? [09:00] ---     Hmm, how should I explain this? [09:02] ---     For example, my parents suddenly got     into enormous debt and disappeared. [09:06] ---     What?! [09:07] ---     And I sort of got gifted to some "very     generous people" as collateral. [09:11] ---     Huh? SIGN    Father SIGN    Mother [09:15] ---     N-No way, right? [09:17] ---     Well, so with all the things that happened,     I'm working as a butler at a certain mansion now. [09:22] ---     What? [09:23] ---     O-Oh, come on, is that a joke? [09:25] ---     You're awful, Hayate. Really! [09:27] ---     But I'm glad. [09:29] ---     I finally got to see you for     the first time this year, [09:32] ---     so I'm really happy. [09:34] ---     What? [09:35] ---     No, i-i-it's nothing. I didn't     mean anything by that. [09:39] ---     What're you doing flirting out here? [09:40] ---     S-Souya! [09:42] ---     Wait! It's Hayate! [09:44] ---     There were rumors that you'd quit school... [09:46] ---     Well, it's not like I actually quit... [09:48] ---     Oh, I see. [09:50] ---     I'm happy for you, Nishizawa. You've     got your beloved prince back. [09:56] ---     Wh-What are you saying? You     must be an idiot, Souya! [10:00] ---     It's only natural to worry     about a classmate, right?! [10:03] ---     F-For all that, you were on the verge     of tears when you heard he'd quit. [10:08] ---     So you were worried about me? [10:11] ---     Thank you, Miss Nishizawa. [10:13] ---     Y-You're my classmate! Of     course, I was worried! [10:16] ---     But in that case, maybe I'll do     my best to attend school again. [10:20] ---     What're you saying, Ayasaki? [10:22] ---     You've been disenrolled. [10:25] ---     Do you think it's all right for a     teacher to utter such a flippant lie? [10:29] ---     Don't do this, Nishizawa.     I merely spoke the truth. [10:32] ---     What? [10:33] ---     Ayasaki's parents came around     noon on Christmas Eve [10:37] ---     and demanded the rest of the tuition because     he wouldn't be coming to school anymore! [10:40] ---     What?! [10:41] ---     Tuition? Didn't you pay it     out of your own pocket? [10:45] ---     Because your parents     wouldn't pay it for you? [10:47] ---     Y-Yes, basically. [10:48] ---     But you returned the money and     disenrolled him? That's too cruel! [10:51] ---     No, but his parents... [10:51] ---     Ah, I see... [10:53] ---     So I can't go to school, after all. [10:59] ---     Hayate, where are you going? [11:01] ---     Don't tell me you're really going     to just disappear like this. [11:03] ---     You can't do that! [11:05] ---     It'll be fine! [11:06] ---     If you raise the issue with the board     of education or something, surely... [11:09] ---     If I did that, the teachers will     end up being held responsible [11:13] ---     for my parents' selfish acts. [11:17] ---     You don't need to worry about me. [11:21] ---     So, this is farewell, Miss Nishizawa. [11:26] ---     It was short, but... Farewell,     my high school years. [11:30] ---     Wait, Hayate! [11:41] ---     I love you, Hayate! [11:42] ---     What?! [11:44] ---     I don't want this to be good-bye! [11:46] ---     So won't you please go out with me?! [11:51] ---     In the moment that she said that,     I came to a strange realization. [11:55] ---     For some reason, [11:56] ---     without thinking, her face     flashed before my mind's eye. [12:04] ---     More than anything, I was struck by the     terribly sad expression on her face. [12:10] ---     Won't you please go out with me? [12:12] ---     What?! Uh, um... [12:15] ---     I'm sorry. [12:16] ---     What?! [12:17] ---     The truth is... [12:19] ---     ...I'm only interested in     the 2-dimensional world. SIGN    Crushed!! [12:24] ---     That was a joke. But right now,     there's someone I can't abandon. [12:29] ---     Hayate, you jerk! [12:33] ---     Being fundamentally bad     at dealing with girls, [12:37] ---     Hayate believed it was more manly to refuse [12:40] ---     in a way that would make     her hate him, but... [12:42] ---     The protagonist of a comedic anime     never gets dumped in a cool way. [12:48] ---     I-I have returned. [12:50] ---     Ah, Hayate. [12:51] ---     What happened to your face? [12:53] ---     Oh, it's just a little... [12:54] ---     By the way, I heard you bought a cell phone? [12:57] ---     What? [12:57] ---     Let me see it for a second. [12:59] ---     Miss, what are you...? [13:03] ---     There! SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin [13:05] ---     Here! I entered myself as the number     one entry in your address book! [13:16] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [13:17] ---     Mhm! E-mail me or call     me as much as you like! [13:20] ---     Yes, Miss! [13:23] ---     Hayate, I haven't given up yet! [13:25] ---     Lady, you better pay for that. [13:30] ---     Soft rice cake with strawberry [13:34] ---     A dream of spinning is just... [13:36] SIGN     Video Tachibana [13:38] ---     Here, Wataru, I finished watching     this, so I'm returning it. [13:41] ---     Okay, so what did you think of it? [13:42] ---     Hmm, I guess I'd give it about 60 points. [13:45] ---     I told you, didn't I? That it's not     a film a girl would understand. [13:48] ---     Even so, I'm at an age where I'd like     to learn what boys are thinking! [13:51] ---     You can learn what boys are     thinking through monster films? [13:54] ---     But Miss Nishizawa, this person     you cared for quit school, right? [13:59] ---     That's right! His house was gone and     there were no clues to go on, either! [14:03] ---     At the very least, I wanted to see     him one more time and talk to him... [14:05] ---     No way you'll ever find someone who's     gone missing like that, moron. [14:09] ---     Why would you say something     so depressing, Wataru?! [14:12] SIGN     Wataru Only [14:13] ---     Oh... [14:15] ---     Say, Wataru... [14:16] ---     Hm? [14:17] ---     I don't usually watch these anime,     but are they interesting? [14:21] ---     Everything on that shelf are shows     that I thought were interesting, [14:24] ---     but I don't know if you'll agree. [14:26] ---     What?! [14:28] ---     Don't "what" me! [14:29] ---     Listen here! Ultimately, whether you     think it's interesting is subjective! [14:32] ---     No matter where you go with this, you won't know     unless you check it out with your own eyes first! [14:35] ---     So quit complaining and watch it first! [14:38] ---     Use your head and judge for yourself! [14:40] ---     Whether that is something you     find truly interesting or not! [14:43] ---     That's the Coach for you! [14:45] ---     But that's rented out right     now, so start with this. [14:48] ---     "Lunar Rabbit Weapon..." [14:48] ---     Bamboo! [14:50] ---     Damn it! That bamboo seller's     always interrupting me! [14:51] ---     Bamboo poles! [14:54] ---     Oh, I just remembered something     I have to do, so I'm going! [14:55] ---     Bamboo! [14:58] ---     Damn! She ran! [14:59] ---     Let's try to value our     customers a little more. [15:02] ---     Still, do you think it's possible to     find a missing person in this big city? [15:06] ---     He must have been a truly wonderful person. [15:10] ---     Wataru, I finished watching     this, so I'm returning it. [15:14] ---     Ah, butler-in-debt, what     did you think of it? [15:16] ---     I found the life lessons it presented     to be quite informative, [15:19] ---     but it seems the Miss     found it dissatisfactory. [15:21] ---     The two keep missing each     other repeatedly. However... [15:25] ---     Oh, shoot! [15:26] ---     Kazuki asked me to get a     video for him, didn't he? [15:32] ---     No way! Is that Hayate?! [15:34] ---     Meeting him in a place like this! [15:36] ---     Could it be we're destined to be together?! [15:40] ---     This is no time to be     getting all sentimental! [15:42] ---     I have to go after him! [15:43] ---     Hayate! Haya...! [15:48] ---     Hayate! [15:50] ---     Hayate! [15:55] ---     He's fast. There's just no     way I can catch up with him. [15:58] ---     B-But I have to keep up, so I     don't lose sight of him at least! [16:02] ---     Oh, he finally stopped! [16:05] ---     Or wait, could it be that he lives here... [16:09] ---     Wait. Huh? [16:11] ---     Wh-What is this?! It's more     like a mansion than a house! [16:14] ---     What's Hayate doing here?! [16:16] ---     Oh, that's right! [16:17] ---     Hayate said something about     being collateral for debt... [16:21] ---     Which means, this must     be a Yakuza residence! [16:24] ---     Maybe Hayate's being treated     in horrible ways in there! [16:30] ---     What is this?! What should I do?! [16:30] ---     Could we have a word with you in the office? [16:33] ---     Pardon? A girl who appears to     be a suspicious individual? [16:36] ---     I thought perhaps she could be     one of the Miss's acquaintances, [16:36] ---     Let me go! Let me go! [16:39] ---     so I was hoping to get confirmation. [16:41] ---     Tough guys in black! These     people really are Yakuza! [16:46] ---     Nooo! [16:48] ---     At this rate, they're going to do things to me     that will be unsuitable for a younger audience! [16:52] SIGN     Shiomi High School [16:53] ---     Oh, a public high school bag? [16:56] ---     Could that girl be from Hayate's old school? [16:58] ---     Let go! Come on, let me go! [16:59] ---     Um, she doesn't seem to be suspicious,     so please let go of her arms. [17:03] ---     Yes, ma'am. [17:03] ---     Let me go! [17:04] ---     Hey, let her arms go for now. [17:06] ---     Yes, sir. [17:07] ---     She ran away! [17:08] ---     I'm outta here! [17:10] ---     Um, I didn't tell you to let her get away... [17:13] ---     My apologies. We will catch her right away. [17:22] ---     I managed to escape somehow, [17:24] ---     but I have absolutely no     idea where Hayate might be. [17:28] ---     But the Yakuza sure are impressive. [17:31] ---     I bet Wataru wouldn't believe me even if I     told him that they have a great mansion like this. [17:36] ---     Anyway, I have to find Hayate     quickly and escape with him! [17:42] ---     Huh? [17:43] ---     Comedic depiction. [17:46] ---     Realistic depiction. [17:49] ---     Why?! Why is there a tiger     at a Japanese residence?! [17:53] ---     I'm seriously going to die at this rate! [17:55] ---     And it's chasing after me, too! [17:57] ---     Why am I chasing after that girl?! [17:59] ---     Is this the hunting instinct     that I thought I'd lost?! [18:03] ---     Yikes! [18:04] ---     In that case, I'll follow that instinct [18:06] ---     and take this girl... [18:09] ---     ...and lick her all over! [18:11] ---     You! That's a different kind of instinct! [18:13] ---     Hayate! [18:16] ---     Lightning Kick! [18:21] ---     Lightning Kick! [18:23] ---     It is a lethal technique     that can only be mastered [18:25] ---     by those who have overcome adversity     with hard work and determination! [18:28] ---     Um, I haven't had any special     training or anything. [18:34] ---     Honestly! Causing nothing but     trouble, the same as ever. [18:38] ---     Shoot. I'm being influenced by the     DVDs I've borrowed from Wataru. [18:42] ---     That technique name just slipped out. [18:43] ---     This isn't what I meant when I talked     about instructive life lessons... [18:46] ---     Hayate! [18:48] ---     Oh? Miss Nishizawa? [18:50] ---     I-I'm so glad! It is you! [18:52] ---     Come on, let's hurry up and     escape from this place. [18:54] ---     Huh? What do you mean by that? [18:57] ---     Hey, Hayate. [18:59] ---     What have you been doing? [19:01] ---     Oh, Miss! [19:05] ---     There is something that can     be determined at a glance. [19:08] ---     Hayate, who is this girl? [19:11] ---     Oh, this is Miss Nishizawa and     she used to be my classmate. [19:15] ---     Hayate, who is this little girl? [19:17] ---     Oh, this is Miss Nagi and     she's this estate's... [19:27] ---     That is a woman's intuition that     even the youngest girls have. [19:30] ---     Her destined opponent, with whom she     would fight over one precious thing... [19:34] ---     One look, and they each     recognized it instantly. [19:37] ---     That they were rivals! [19:52] ---     Wait! My backer's a hamster?! [19:55] ---     Oh, it got eaten! So weak!     My hamster's so weak! [19:58] ---     Y-You leave me no choice. [20:00] ---     I'll back down for today, [20:02] ---     but next time, I'll bring a     stronger hamster with me! [20:05] ---     Wait for me, Hayate! [20:07] ---     Oh, Miss Nishizawa! [20:11] ---     Still the same old funny     person, that Miss Nishizawa. [20:14] ---     You can't, okay? [20:15] ---     What? [20:17] ---     You can't, okay? You can't leave     me and go somewhere else. [20:25] ---     You have nothing to worry about. [20:26] ---     There is nowhere else for     me to go except here. [20:48] ---     There are some who can't go to school     anymore, even if they want to, so... [21:14] ---     Um, Nagi...? [21:16] ---     I've decided! [21:17] ---     What? [21:20] ---     Hayate has been good to me in so many ways. [21:22] ---     As his mistress, I must repay his devotion! [21:26] ---     Miss Nagi has made up her     mind about something. [21:29] ---     Next time, he will be fighting     the giant campus once again. [21:32] ---     In the meantime, aside from that... [21:34] ---     I'm going to rent these for now! [21:36] ---     Hey, thanks for your business! [21:38] ---     Keeping busy! [21:40] ---     Hey! "Cup-and-Ball and Carrot" is out! [21:44] ---     Yes, it got rented out just earlier. [21:46] ---     Andarta! [21:47] ---     Wataru's video store is     getting a lot of business. [21:50] ---     Also currently offering 50% off rentals! [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:03] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:03] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:23] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:23] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:06] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:06] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:15] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:15] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     Hello, Hayate Ayasaki here. [23:32] ---     I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:34] ---     Starting today, [23:35] ---     we'll be doing this segment with     the Miss's song in the background. [23:38] ---     Yes. As the Sanzenin family heir, the     ability to sing is an important factor. [23:42] ---     It fully reflects how you are a spoiled,     unmanageable bundle of energy. [23:46] ---     A true masterpiece! [23:47] ---     What's this? Was that     intended as a compliment? [23:49] ---     Yes, of course! [23:50] ---     The song vibrantly conveys how     cute you are, if you will! [23:53] ---     Cute?! Please! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] SIGN     Preview [23:57] ---     Miss, some documents have     arrived from Hakuou Academy... SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     The transfer application, right? For you? [24:02] ---     Oh, for me. [24:03] ---     Wait! What do you mean, for me?! [24:05] ---     They're transfer documents for you. [24:07] ---     And now, I shall relate the story     of my entrance exam experience. [24:10] ---     I'll tell you the Hakuou entrance exam     trends and how to deal with them. [24:13] ---     No, thank you. [24:15] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:17] ---     "I Hear That Those Who Rule the     Summer Rule at Entrance Exams". [24:19] SIGN     I Hear That Those Who Rule the     Summer Rule at Entrance Exams [24:19] ---     I saw the promise in you. [24:21] ---     So let's go to school together! [24:23] ---     Run up to that arena of your dreams! 13 - I Hear That Those Whole Rule the Summer Rule at Entrance Exams Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright and     sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:13] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:16] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:19] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [00:23] ---     Yes! [00:24] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [00:28] ---     A super combat battle story! [00:32] ---     Ladies and gentlemen, [00:33] ---     thank you for watching "Hayate     the Combat Butler" again today! [00:36] ---     Now, let us sing the theme song together! [00:39] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [00:39] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [00:45] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [00:45] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [00:52] ---     Unmei ni makete [00:52] ---     Giving in to fate [00:55] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [00:55] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:00] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:00] ---     That's just not cool! [01:04] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:04] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:08] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:08] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:13] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:13] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:16] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:16] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:23] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:23] ---     Just let it take you [01:30] ---     Kanchigai no yume [01:30] ---     Dreams that are misguided [01:33] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [01:33] ---     Hopes that are way off base [01:36] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [01:36] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [01:42] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [01:42] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [01:49] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [01:49] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:07] SIGN     I Hear That Those Who Rule the     Summer Rule at Entrance Exams [02:27] ---     I wonder what Miss Nishizawa's     doing right now. [02:48] ---     One family sort of group... [03:02] ---     Five to six customers... [03:15] ---     Two couples... [03:29] ---     One old man... [03:42] ---     Full house... [03:56] ---     No customers... [03:59] ---     Welcome. [04:00] ---     Let me see... [04:02] ---     Anmitsu with ice cream, egg-drop     New Year's soup, tokoroten jelly, [04:06] ---     kudzu mochi, Abekawa mochi,     isobe-yaki rice cakes, [04:08] ---     country style zenzai, and a cream soda. [04:11] ---     I'd like all those things, please. [04:13] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am. [04:17] ---     I wonder what Hayate's doing right now. [04:40] ---     Come to think of it, I wonder what     Miss Nishizawa was doing here. [04:44] ---     ...and take this girl... [04:46] ---     ...and lick her all over! [04:49] ---     Hayate! [04:51] ---     Lightning Kick! [04:59] ---     Oh? Miss Nishizawa? [05:00] ---     I-I'm so glad! It is you! [05:04] ---     And the commotion with the     Miss on top of that... [05:21] ---     The Miss... [05:23] ---     and Miss Nishizawa... [05:29] ---     A delivery for you. [05:30] ---     Thank you very much. SIGN    Hakuou Private Academy SIGN    Miss Nagi Sanzenin [05:39] ---     Still, I feel bad about doing     that to Miss Nishizawa... [05:52] ---     I love you, Hayate! [05:54] ---     What?! [05:55] ---     I don't want this to be good-bye! [05:58] ---     So won't you please go out with me?! [06:02] ---     But right now, I have no business     going out with a girl anyway. [06:06] ---     What?! Uh, um... [06:09] ---     I'm sorry. [06:10] ---     What?! [06:11] ---     The truth is... [06:13] ---     ...I'm only interested     in 2-dimensional things. SIGN    Crushed!! [06:18] ---     There must have been a better     way to turn her down... [06:23] ---     Hayate, you jerk! [06:29] ---     But I have no idea what I should     do in situations like that. [06:34] ---     But why did I think of     the Miss right then...? [06:43] ---     Is that you, Hayate? [06:44] ---     Yes. [06:46] ---     Miss, a delivery has arrived for you... [06:50] ---     Oh, thanks. Go ahead and open it for me. [06:55] ---     Miss. [06:57] ---     You are technically a girl,     so please don't read like that. [07:03] ---     R-Right... [07:05] ---     I bet this is how it feels to be a big     brother worried about his kid sister. [07:09] ---     It'll be a long time before I     have time for a girlfriend. [07:11] ---     I have my hands full with the Miss already. [07:14] ---     By the way, what is this? [07:16] ---     It looks to be some documents     from Hakuou Academy... [07:19] ---     Oh, the transfer application,     right? For you? [07:23] ---     Oh, for me. [07:27] ---     Wait! What do you mean, for me?! [07:29] ---     They're documents for you     to transfer into Hakuou. [07:32] ---     No, no, I haven't heard about this.      This is news to me! [07:35] ---     And I'm delivering the news! [07:37] ---     B-But I was dismissed from my old school! [07:40] ---     I already know that. [07:42] ---     What? [07:44] ---     Because I sent for documents     from that school, too. [07:47] ---     Oh, look. Here they are. [07:50] ---     B-But what about the tuition?! [07:53] ---     I don't have those kind of financial means. [07:56] ---     What are you saying? [07:58] ---     I'm paying for it, of course. [08:00] ---     B-But...! [08:03] ---     Honestly! What's the problem?! [08:06] ---     Don't you want to go to school with me?! [08:11] ---     Besides, this is sort of     my way of thanking you, [08:15] ---     so don't worry about it. [08:18] ---     I'll get to go back... to school... [08:21] ---     Miss... Thank y... [08:23] ---     Whoa! What are you crying for?! [08:25] ---     Because... Because... [08:28] ---     What did you do to make him cry? [08:30] ---     No, no! I didn't make him cry!     Hayate just started on his own! [08:42] ---     According to this document, [08:44] ---     it seems you'll still have to     take a transfer admission test. [08:48] ---     Well, if he is to claim     to be a Sanzenin butler, [08:52] ---     he had better be able to pass a mere     transfer admission test from Hakuou. [08:56] ---     Oh, my, Mr. Klaus! [08:57] ---     You're alive! [08:59] ---     Please don't go killing     me off so thoughtlessly. [09:02] ---     So, well... If he doesn't pass,     let's just say he'll be fired. [09:06] ---     Hey! After all this time?! [09:08] ---     That's fine. [09:12] ---     If I don't pass after everything     you've done for me, [09:15] ---     it would be inexcusable!     As a butler and as a man! [09:19] ---     So I shall put it on display for all of you! [09:21] ---     My... My most earnest effort! [09:24] ---     Incidentally, Hakuou Academy requires     a standard score of over 65. [09:30] ---     I... [09:32] ---     I will be fine! [09:33] ---     Fine! [09:34] ---     Incidentally, the transfer     admission test is tomorrow. [09:38] ---     A f-fart in a windstorm     is not necessary, Miss. [09:43] ---     But I wonder if Hayate     really will be all right. [09:46] ---     Considering his grades at his last school, [09:49] ---     it's honestly going to be tight. [09:57] ---     Where's Hayate? [09:59] ---     He's studying. [10:02] ---     I see. [10:13] ---     Come in. [10:17] ---     How is it going? [10:19] ---     Well, it's coming along. [10:21] ---     Please try not to let your     nerves get the better of you. [10:25] ---     Yes, ma'am! [10:33] ---     I'll listen to Maria's advice     and leave it at that. [10:44] ---     H-Head Butler! [10:46] ---     Please wake up! Please     wake up! This is my bed! [10:53] ---     Good morning. [10:56] ---     It is not morning yet! [10:58] ---     Please leave! [11:00] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, you misunderstand me. [11:04] ---     What? [11:06] ---     I, too, want you to be     admitted to Hakuou Academy. [11:10] ---     I want you to pass tomorrow's     transfer admission test! [11:14] ---     Do you really mean that? [11:15] ---     Do these eyes look like those of a liar's? [11:20] ---     You're scaring me. [11:23] ---     Sorry. [11:24] ---     If you have my best interests at heart, [11:26] ---     please leave and let me sleep. [11:28] ---     I have your best interests at heart [11:30] ---     and that's why I came to relate the     story of my entrance exam experience! [11:33] ---     No, thank you! [11:35] ---     Yes, thank you! [11:37] ---     You're being unreasonable! [11:39] ---     Oh, really! This is not necessary! [11:39] ---     This was back when I applied to enter     a prestigious private kindergarten. [11:43] ---     Aw, he's started already. [11:47] ---     There was a problem I just couldn't solve. [11:51] ---     The end of the test period     was fast approaching. [11:54] ---     Even then, as young as I     was, I could not solve it. [11:59] ---     But just as my time was about to be up... [12:12] ---     Klaus, you passed. [12:14] ---     Are you trying to say that one     mustn't give up, no matter what? [12:27] ---     Head Butler! [12:31] ---     Mr. Klaus! [12:35] ---     Get out! [12:41] ---     My rare appearance has me feeling shy. [12:45] ---     Deluxe animation! Tama's house! [12:57] ---     Sine, cosine, tangent. [13:00] ---     The test's probably going to     cover some of that stuff. [13:02] ---     That voice! [13:04] ---     Tama! How'd you get in here?! [13:08] ---     I thought I'd tell you the     Hakuou entrance exam trends [13:11] ---     and teach you how to deal with them. [13:15] ---     I don't want to learn anything from you! [13:20] ---     Beat it! [13:29] ---     That should do it. [13:46] ---     Hayate! Hayate! [13:49] ---     It's not morning yet, so you've     got plenty of time to sleep. [14:02] SIGN     Hakuou Academy [14:10] ---     Are you okay? [14:13] ---     I'm just a little short on sleep. [14:21] ---     A streetcar? [14:23] ---     The campus is big, after all. [14:33] ---     Well, I did everything I could, but... [14:37] ---     I wonder what kind of test it's going to be. [14:40] ---     Probably pretty normal,     like English and stuff. [14:43] ---     I don't think that study guide will     help you pass at all, though. [14:51] ---     You think Hakuou Academy's     transfer admission test [14:53] ---     would be something so normal?! [14:57] ---     Little Nagi? [15:01] ---     Good of you to come,     ex-suspicious individual! [15:03] ---     And Little Nagi! [15:05] ---     I'm your test administrator for today! [15:07] ---     The beautiful world history     teacher, Yukiji Katsura! [15:12] ---     The b-beautiful? [15:14] ---     Don't turn that into a question! [15:17] ---     You say it's not normal, Miss Katsura? [15:19] ---     But I took a normal test to get in. [15:25] ---     Keep looking back at the past [15:26] ---     and you'll have nothing to gain     from the future, Little Nagi! [15:29] ---     I don't know about the wisdom     of only looking ahead, either. [15:32] ---     At any rate! [15:33] ---     We're going to begin the transfer     admission test, so come with me! [15:37] ---     Your assignment is none other than     a Redmond-style interview exam! [15:43] ---     A Redmond-style interview exam refers to... [15:46] ---     a test that has been rapidly adopted     by businesses in recent years, [15:50] ---     which uses logic questions to test     the true intelligence of applicants. [15:54] ---     "Why are manhole covers round?" [15:57] ---     Such tough brainteasers must     be answered logically, [16:00] ---     and the test is used to judge     fundamental intelligence [16:02] ---     in a way that does not     rely on memorized facts. [16:06] ---     I see. Hakuou Academy's     prestige isn't for nothing. [16:09] ---     Even their transfer admission     test is a bit different. [16:11] ---     By the way, why do you suppose     manhole covers are round? [16:15] ---     Because if it were square, the slightest     shift would cause it to fall in, right? [16:21] ---     Since the diagonal length of a     square is longer than its sides. [16:25] ---     On a circle, it's the same,     even if it shifts, so... [16:32] ---     Ah! You're very smart, Miss! [16:35] ---     Of course. [16:36] ---     I'm not attending Hakuou     on a whim or for show. [16:43] ---     All right, then we'll begin the test. [16:47] ---     It'll be taking place inside the classroom. [16:49] ---     The test will begin the moment you enter [16:52] ---     and everything you say and do     will be subject to scoring! [16:56] ---     Bear that in mind in     tackling this challenge! [17:01] ---     And now, your first problem... [17:04] ---     ...is this! SIGN    SNAP [17:15] SIGN     CRAAAAASH [17:17] ---     Are you mocking our Hayate?! [17:17] SIGN     Can't show you! [17:20] ---     Or are you permitted to do whatever     you please because you're a teacher?! [17:24] ---     Little Nagi, your jabs are harsh. [17:28] ---     However, this is the     prestigious Hakuou Academy! [17:32] ---     And this is a Redmond-style interview     exam to test your true intelligence! [17:38] ---     If you want to give the answer that     just occurred to you, feel free. [17:42] ---     But do you really think     that's the correct answer? [17:46] ---     Yes, it's true.     By the normal way of thinking, [17:49] ---     you use a tool to get the banana. [17:52] ---     It's an intelligence test for monkeys. [17:54] ---     However, in Redmond-style interview exams, [17:57] ---     the first answer that occurs     to you is usually wrong. [18:00] ---     In which case... [18:03] ---     I have it. [18:06] ---     The key to this problem is none other than [18:08] ---     the height at which the banana is hung. [18:12] ---     The banana is actually at a height     that you can reach by hand. [18:17] ---     So the tools lying around     are all red herrings. [18:23] ---     The correct answer is none other than [18:25] ---     "grab it with your hand     without using any tools"! [18:27] ---     This is the correct answer. [18:38] SIGN     Growl~ [18:39] ---     Monkeys enduring hunger,     unable to cleverly reach the food. [18:44] ---     The only food around. [18:47] ---     Oh, damn it! [18:49] ---     So that was the catch. [18:51] ---     I see. [18:53] ---     Which means, after everything     I went through, [18:55] ---     it's been a while, but I'm going     to get all bloody in this episode? [19:00] ---     But you know... [19:03] ---     If I don't win this fight, I won't... [19:06] ---     ...get to go to school! [19:18] ---     Here I come! [19:21] ---     I didn't imagine he would choose     to fight instead of fleeing. [19:24] ---     More like, this is animal abuse. [19:29] ---     But your butler sure is putting up a fight. [19:32] ---     Well, he's got a lot riding     on this test, after all. [19:35] ---     I see. [19:42] ---     Then, shall we cut the joke     short and get on with the test? [19:45] ---     What?! This was a joke?! [19:49] ---     Well, yeah. It'd be easy if you could     test for intelligence like this. [19:53] ---     Then why did you make me do this?! [19:55] ---     I sort of wanted to loosen you up     as thanks for what you did for me. [20:00] ---     I don't need this sort of thanks! [20:03] ---     Thus, in pretty poor condition,     both mentally and physically, [20:08] ---     Hayate tackled the test. [20:11] ---     Calm down! [20:12] ---     Just calm down! [20:19] ---     How did it go? [20:20] ---     Well, I managed to answer all     the questions somehow, but... [20:23] ---     If I don't pass after everything     you've done for me... [20:27] ---     What shall I do, Miss? [20:30] ---     What kind of discouraging     comment is that now? [20:34] ---     You're certain to have passed. [20:37] ---     I saw the promise in you. [20:39] ---     So let's go to school together! [20:45] ---     You're right, Miss. [20:54] ---     Huh? Madam Superintendent... [20:56] SIGN     Superintendent's Office [20:57] ---     I'm to deliver this notice     to the Sanzenin residence? [21:02] ---     But Madam Superintendent... [21:05] SIGN     Not Accepted [21:05] ---     Perhaps this is my imagination, [21:07] ---     but I feel like there is     one word too many here... [21:11] ---     Well, he fell short of a     passing mark by one point. [21:16] ---     It's too bad. [21:18] ---     I-I see... [21:21] ---     If he had taken the test     in a calmer frame of mind, [21:23] ---     maybe he would have passed... [21:26] ---     It's really too bad. [21:29] ---     So, there you have it. [21:31] ---     I will be counting on you     to do this, Miss Katsura. [21:37] ---     In the meantime, at the Sanzenin     residence, not knowing this... [21:41] ---     We're getting ahead of ourselves, but     shall we celebrate your acceptance? [21:44] ---     What?! Really?! I'm so happy! [21:47] ---     ...they were already plunging     into celebration mode. [21:52] ---     If my dreams have taken your heart [21:52] ---     Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro [21:58] ---     Kizutsuke-tetara [21:58] ---     And brought it pain [22:03] ---     Sono omoi wa itsuka [22:03] ---     Someday, that anguish [22:08] ---     Boku ga morau yo [22:08] ---     I will take from you [22:13] ---     Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara [22:13] ---     While trembling over something precious [22:19] ---     Kakezuri-mawatte [22:19] ---     And madly dashing about [22:24] ---     Seou itami ni hibi wa [22:24] ---     The hurt I bore made the days [22:29] ---     Muimi ni sugita [22:29] ---     Go by emptily [22:34] ---     Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke [22:34] ---     Just chasing and continually being overtaken [22:40] ---     Tohou ni kureru kaze [22:40] ---     A wind who's lost its bearing [22:45] ---     Kimi no doko ni furetara [22:45] ---     What part of you should I touch [22:50] ---     Ii ka o sagashita [22:50] ---     I sought it out [22:55] ---     Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku [22:55] ---     You alone, I want to protect so much [23:00] ---     Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte [23:00] ---     Getting away from the rut of desire [23:06] ---     Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga [23:06] ---     Someday, it will all be ours and that [23:10] ---     Kimi to boku no Proof [23:10] ---     Is our proof, yours and mine [23:15] ---     Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo [23:15] ---     Even all my tears, I entrust to you [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:30] ---     Hayate, did you have fun studying     for the entrance exam? [23:33] ---     Yes, it had been a while since I got     to enjoy feeling like a student. [23:36] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [23:38] ---     Thanks is not necessary, Hayate. [23:39] ---     We'll be able to go to school     together every day now. [23:42] ---     What?! Well, I suppose so. [23:44] ---     This will be good-bye to days of     all-nighters and internet gaming. [23:48] ---     That's not good. [23:49] ---     What?! [23:50] ---     All right! You're going to skip     school with me from now on! [23:53] ---     What?! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] SIGN     Preview [23:57] ---     It was just a tiny prank! It     was meant to be a little joke! SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     I never imagined he would fall short     of passing by just one point! [24:03] ---     So, you want me to come     with you to apologize? [24:05] ---     Yes, if you please, that is     exactly what I am asking! [24:07] ---     We will be holding a     magnificent party today! [24:10] ---     And we owe it all to that boy     gaining acceptance into Hakuou! [24:14] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:15] ---     "Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.     Hurry up, seriously". [24:19] ---     This situation makes bringing up the     subject even harder than I expected. [24:19] SIGN     Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.     Hurry up, seriously [24:22] ---     Absolute destiny: Apocalypse. 14 - Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party. Hurry up, seriously Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright and     sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:12] SIGN     Sanzenin [00:19] ---     What? A party to celebrate my     acceptance into Hakuou Academy? [00:25] ---     That's right! Quite the brilliant     idea, don't you think? [00:30] ---     Well, it's not official yet, [00:33] ---     so I feel like we're getting     ahead of ourselves. [00:35] ---     Oh, you have nothing to worry about!     You're bound to have been accepted! [00:39] ---     Well, to be honest... [00:41] ---     I'm actually feeling a bit     confident about it, too. [00:46] ---     I was disturbed in this way... [00:49] ---     ...and that way. [00:53] ---     The teacher administering the     test played games with me... [00:58] ---     And in the end, even the monkeys     had their fun with me... [01:01] ---     I won't... get to go to school! [01:10] ---     Even so, I put forth my     absolute best effort! [01:15] ---     Yes, that's right! [01:17] ---     All right! Go! [01:22] ---     Yes! [01:24] ---     In addition, I was lucky that all     the questions were multiple choice. [01:28] ---     I'm really good at that "pick     one out of three" thing. [01:32] ---     There, that's the one! [01:34] ---     Whoa! You idiot! [01:43] ---     Of all the boxes, why     did you open that one?! [01:44] ---     Pardon me! Pardon me, Miss! [01:46] ---     Hey, you! Stop right there! [01:48] ---     You hardly seem good at     three-choice questions... [01:52] ---     Yes, if Hayate had     dispassionately acknowledged [01:55] ---     how unlucky he is at this point, [01:57] ---     he may have avoided the comedy,     I mean, tragedy in this episode, [02:01] ---     but then again, maybe not. [02:04] ---     A butler is one who serves. [02:07] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [02:10] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [02:13] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [02:17] ---     Yes! [02:18] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [02:22] ---     A super combat battle story! [02:26] ---     At minus 40 degrees Celsius,     you can hammer nails with a banana! [02:29] ---     What are you saying, Sis? [02:30] ---     Man, I wanna eat perilla pickled eggplants. [02:33] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:33] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:39] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:39] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:46] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:46] ---     Giving in to fate [02:49] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:49] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:54] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:54] ---     That's just not cool! [02:58] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:58] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [03:02] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [03:02] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [03:07] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [03:07] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [03:11] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [03:11] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [03:17] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [03:17] ---     Just let it take you [03:24] ---     Kanchigai no yume [03:24] ---     Dreams that are misguided [03:27] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [03:27] ---     Hopes that are way off base [03:30] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [03:30] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:36] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:36] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:43] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:43] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [04:02] SIGN     Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.      Hurry up, seriously [04:09] ---     HINA! [04:12] ---     Hina! There's big trouble! [04:14] ---     It's turned into a huge mess! [04:24] ---     I've told you to knock before     coming into my room, haven't I?! SIGN    Don't make us show this! [04:27] ---     I apologize. Really, I'm sorry. [04:29] ---     Listen Sis, knocking is     mankind's greatest invention! [04:33] ---     The next time you forget, [04:35] ---     I'm going to beat you for real. [04:37] ---     For real... [04:38] ---     Oh, Yuki dear. [04:41] ---     I didn't know you were home. [04:43] ---     I'm back, Mom. [04:45] ---     If only you'd called. [04:47] ---     Are you handling living     on your own all right? [04:49] ---     I'm fine! Have faith in your daughter! [04:52] ---     I'm not lavishing my     money on male companions [04:54] ---     nor have I fallen for me-me     cons or phishing e-mails! [04:56] ---     But I wish you'd let me see the     place you're living in just once... [04:59] ---     I'm having an important conversation     with Hina right now! [05:02] ---     What? [05:03] ---     Could you just bring up milk tea     and some kind of Japanese sweets? [05:06] ---     What? [05:07] ---     On the double! Hurry! [05:09] ---     Uh, all right. [05:10] ---     Sis! [05:11] ---     Oh! [05:12] ---     Make it sweet! Make the milk tea sweet! [05:15] ---     Three sugars, okay?! [05:16] ---     You really do whatever you     feel like, don't you? [05:20] ---     Yum! Bean jam pancakes really are the best! [05:24] ---     I bet you'd get along with the     cat-type robot from the future. [05:29] ---     I'm a happy girl! [05:31] ---     So? Didn't you come here to     talk to me about something? [05:34] ---     Daf wighf! Dere's bif,     bif, bif, pwouble, Hina! [05:38] ---     Talk or eat! Pick one! [05:42] ---     The Sanzenin butler actually came to     take the transfer admission test! [05:47] ---     Wow, I didn't know. [05:49] ---     Good for Hayate.     Hakuou's admission tests are hard. [05:53] ---     But as Nagi's butler, I'd assume     failure wasn't an option. [05:58] ---     I imagine he must have put     some serious effort into it. [06:00] ---     Maybe...? [06:02] ---     Don't you get in his way, Sis. [06:03] ---     Uh-oh! [06:04] ---     "Uh-oh"? [06:05] ---     Sis, don't tell me... [06:07] ---     Th-That's not it! [06:08] ---     It was just a tiny prank!     It was meant to be a little joke! [06:12] ---     I never imagined he would fall short     of passing by just one point! [06:22] ---     Stop breathing like that!     You're spreading the Dark Side! [06:26] ---     What are you doing, going around     ruining other people's lives?! [06:31] ---     So basically, his not passing     is largely due to your prank [06:35] ---     and the superintendent has ordered     you to notify him of the results, [06:38] ---     and that's why you've     come to me. Is that it? [06:40] ---     Yes, if you please, that is exactly it. [06:44] ---     You're hopeless. [06:46] ---     For starters, about the only person     we can discuss this with is... [06:49] ---     Pardon? Not accepted? [06:51] ---     Yes, so we'd like to deliver the     news and apologize in person. [06:55] ---     We're on our way right now. [06:57] ---     Yes, I'd appreciate that. [07:00] ---     I-I'm so vewy sowwie! [07:01] ---     I'll have you know,     I'm not coming with you for your sake! [07:06] ---     It is only proper that the Hakuou     Academy student body president [07:08] ---     should undertake this task. [07:10] ---     Yes, that's my little sister! [07:11] ---     Make sure you apologize to Hayate     properly and sincerely, got it? [07:16] ---     Y-Yeah, I'll do my best. [07:19] ---     I'd suspected that something     like this might happen, but... [07:23] ---     Still, this has me at a loss... [07:26] ---     Hey, Hayate! [07:27] ---     Stop resisting and wear the     outfit that I tell you to! [07:29] ---     You're the party's guest of honor! [07:31] ---     I'm fine with what I'm wearing now! [07:33] ---     What are you saying?!     Hurry up and get changed! [07:35] ---     But the outfit of your choice     is bound to be a sailor uniform [07:39] ---     or something with animal ears! [07:41] ---     No, wrong! I've got this for tonight! [07:44] ---     I'd rather die! [07:46] ---     Why?! [07:46] ---     I feel like with this atmosphere,     it's too late to be revealing the truth... [07:50] ---     Oh, what should I do?     What should I do? What should I do? [07:53] ---     What should I do? What should I do?     What should I do? What should I do? [07:56] ---     Hey! Calm down! [07:59] ---     Welcome, you two. [08:00] ---     Oh, g-good evening! [08:03] ---     H-Here! It's Andromeda cake from Okadaya! [08:05] ---     It's too soon for that! [08:07] ---     I had trouble deciding between this     and the turtle bread from Pantasia! [08:10] ---     W-Well, why don't you at least come in? [08:14] ---     Um, so where's Hayate? [08:17] ---     Uh, the thing is... [08:37] ---     M-Maria? SIGN    Congratulations to Miss Nagi's     Butler, Hayate Ayasaki SIGN    Hakuou Academy Acceptance Commemoration Party [08:40] ---     What... in the world...? [08:43] ---     Well... [08:46] ---     Oh, Mr. Klaus. [08:48] ---     Without an occasion such as this, [08:50] ---     the Miss could never be persuaded     to host a social event, so... [08:53] ---     Since she showed the slightest     interest in doing so today, [08:55] ---     we are holding a magnificent party     to make up for how rare these are. [08:58] ---     So that's what's going on... [09:00] ---     And we owe it all to that boy     gaining acceptance into Hakuou! [09:03] ---     I cannot tell you how     troublesome he has been, [09:06] ---     but he has finally done something     of service to the Miss. [09:10] ---     Where do you think you're going, Sis?! [09:12] ---     Something urgent came up... [09:13] ---     I'm not letting you run away! [09:27] ---     He loves me. He loves me not. [09:29] ---     He loves me. He loves me not.     He loves me. He loves me not. [09:32] ---     He loves me. He loves me not. [09:35] ---     Darn it, this is too much trouble! [09:39] ---     In the language of flowers,     corn stands for trust! [09:41] ---     Hayate and I are...! [09:48] ---     They're dancing... [09:50] ---     Yes... [09:51] ---     Truly, it's almost embarrassing     how merry they are. [09:54] ---     It must have made him really     happy that he passed. [09:59] ---     It is wholly the result of the     thorough instruction I gave the boy [10:01] ---     regarding taking entrance exams. [10:04] ---     Besides, I also lit a fire under him,     that he'd be fired if he didn't pass! [10:10] ---     Oh? Is something the matter? [10:12] ---     N-No, my chronic peritonitis has caused     neuralgia, turning into a hordeolum... [10:16] ---     So please don't mind me at all. [10:21] ---     I swear! Damn that Klaus! [10:24] ---     What I really wanted was a cosplay     party with just the two of us. [10:27] ---     Now, now. [10:28] ---     If it weren't a celebration for you,     I'd have skipped out long ago. [10:32] ---     But Miss, you look quite     fabulous in that dress. [10:36] ---     What? [10:37] ---     You outshine every last one     of the other guests here! [10:41] ---     Y-You dummy! You're the star of the night! [10:45] ---     Please! [10:46] ---     But it makes me happy to hear it.      Thank you very much, Miss. [10:49] ---     Well, if you're happy,     I suppose I'll let it go. [10:52] ---     Yes. [10:55] ---     This situation makes bringing up the     subject even harder than I expected. [10:58] ---     Given that, [11:00] ---     please enjoy this merriment     for a while longer. [11:07] ---     Shish kebabs! [11:08] ---     Roger that! [11:10] ---     Japan! It's Goh! SIGN    Congratulations to Miss Nagi's     Butler, Hayate Ayasaki SIGN    Hakuou Academy Acceptance Commemoration Party [11:21] ---     What do you want to do, Sis? [11:26] ---     Do you want to at least wait     until the party's over? [11:29] ---     Yeah, at least... [11:31] ---     N-No... [11:32] ---     This is my responsibility! [11:34] ---     If I don't carry it out,     I wouldn't be an adult. [11:40] ---     Sis... [11:43] ---     A-Ayasaki... [11:45] ---     Oh, if it isn't Miss Katsura. Welcome! [11:50] ---     What is the matter? [11:51] ---     Th-The truth is... [11:55] ---     The truth is... The truth is...! [11:57] ---     Huh? [11:58] ---     She has gone to the trouble of     personally coming from Hakuou Academy [12:02] ---     to celebrate the acceptance of Miss     Nagi's butler, Hayate Ayasaki! [12:07] ---     Now, go on! Give us a brief     speech, if you please! [12:14] ---     Uh, um... Well... [12:20] ---     Congratulations, Ayasaki! [12:22] ---     What?! [12:24] ---     Here you are! An acceptance present! [12:26] ---     Wow! Thank you very much! [12:28] ---     You really worked hard for this!     It makes me so happy! [12:32] ---     Sis! [12:34] ---     What? [12:36] SIGN     Eek! [12:37] ---     That was a counter!     That, just now, was a counter! [12:39] ---     I thought an adult carries     out her responsibility! [12:42] ---     Because! It's just because! [12:44] ---     Next up, we have Miss Nagi's close     friend, Miss Isumi Saginomiya [12:48] ---     and she will be delivering     a congratulatory address. [12:56] ---     Um... [12:59] ---     Miss Isumi became lost on her way over here, [13:02] ---     but she was apparently taken     into safe custody earlier [13:04] ---     at a souvenir shop on the shore of Lake Mashu,     so that will have to wait until another day. [13:08] ---     Same old Isumi. [13:10] ---     I wonder how she managed to     get off the main island... [13:13] ---     Next, Miss Nagi's cousin, Miss Sakuya     Aizawa has sent a congratulatory gift. [13:20] ---     Unveil it! [13:25] ---     The title is "Soaring"! SIGN    Soaring [13:30] ---     What about it is soaring? [13:32] ---     Maybe it's the size or something? [13:33] ---     Still, this is a rare party     to celebrate your acceptance. [13:38] ---     It's too bad that both Isumi     and Sakuya couldn't make it. [13:41] ---     It's all right. [13:42] ---     Miss Katsura and Hinagiku are here.     That's more than enough for me. [13:46] ---     What? [13:47] ---     Come to think of it, why are     you here, too, Hinagiku? [13:50] ---     Th-Th-That's because... [13:54] ---     Come here a sec. [13:56] ---     What is it? [13:56] ---     Just come here. [13:58] ---     What? Not accepted?! [14:00] ---     Shh! Keep your voice down! [14:02] ---     Impossible! Surely, of all people,      Hayate couldn't have... [14:05] ---     It's the truth, so there's no helping it. [14:07] ---     I want to let him know somehow, but... [14:10] ---     There's no way! [14:11] ---     How could we tell him that he didn't     get accepted after all this?! [14:15] ---     Or rather, why did you guys     decide that he'd been accepted, [14:17] ---     even when you hadn't received any word?! [14:19] ---     Can't you use your influence     as student body president?! [14:22] ---     If you're going to go there, what about     the Sanzenin family's influence?! [14:24] ---     Now, our festivities are     in full swing, but... [14:27] ---     What exactly is this "full swing"     from "festivities in full swing"? [14:30] ---     Could it be a kind of lassoing? [14:32] ---     So anyway, Hayate Ayasaki will now     offer a speech of thanks for today. [14:38] ---     Uh, um... [14:40] ---     So many of you have come to celebrate     tonight for little old me. [14:46] ---     Thank you very much. [14:48] ---     I never imagined that I might     get to go back to school... [14:51] ---     It's really like a dream come true, [14:53] ---     because I'd given up on it. [14:55] ---     That I could never go back to high school. [14:59] ---     To laugh and fool around with     my classmates at school... [15:03] ---     Those days were ordinary, and yet,     so dazzling and precious to me. [15:07] SIGN     Culture Fest [15:09] ---     I thought that no matter     how much I wished it, [15:12] ---     those experiences would never     be mine to have again. [15:14] ---     But now, Miss Nagi has made     this wish of mine come true. [15:19] ---     I am truly fortunate. [15:22] ---     To have the pleasure of serving     such a kind mistress, [15:25] ---     I am the luckiest butler in the world. [15:27] ---     Hayate... [15:29] ---     Th-Thank you so very much. [15:35] ---     Ayasaki. [15:37] ---     Listen to me, Ayasaki. [15:39] ---     Yes, what is it? [15:40] ---     Oh, Sis... [15:42] ---     The truth is, I have some very     disappointing news for you. [15:47] ---     Disappointing news...? [15:50] ---     Yes. [15:51] ---     Will she... Will she finally tell him?! [15:55] ---     The truth is... [15:56] ---     I know. [15:57] ---     What?! [15:58] ---     Hayate? [16:02] ---     You're going to be my     homeroom teacher, right? [16:05] ---     Huh? [16:06] ---     Well, certainly, with you     as my homeroom teacher, [16:08] ---     I imagine I have a pretty tough     school life ahead of me. [16:11] ---     I feel like I might get beaten down     both physically and mentally, [16:14] ---     and I'm slightly apprehensive, [16:16] ---     but it'll be all right! [16:17] ---     I think that will turn out     to be fun in its own way! [16:22] ---     Yes, that sounds like fun! [16:28] ---     How long do you plan to     keep fooling around?! [16:30] ---     Whose fault do you think this is?! [16:32] ---     B-But... [16:33] ---     ...when I look into those innocent eyes, [16:35] ---     I just can't bring myself to say it!     Or rather... [16:37] ---     Hey, damn you! Get a clue already!     Or rather... [16:40] ---     That's right! [16:41] ---     I'm agonizing so much over here     and he's smiling like a fool! [16:45] ---     Argh! I'm suddenly feeling     this surge of anger in me! [16:47] ---     Sis?! [16:48] ---     I've made up my mind! [16:50] ---     I'm taking the truth about his     non-acceptance to my grave! [16:53] ---     What?! [16:54] ---     That academy is fricking huge! [16:55] ---     They'll never notice one fake student! [16:59] ---     There is nothing that scares Yukiji Katsura! [17:02] ---     What kind of nonsense are you spouting?! [17:04] ---     It is not nonsense! [17:05] ---     Nonsensers are gonna catch Hellers! [17:07] ---     Um, what is this merry conversation about? [17:11] ---     O-Oh, it's nothing. [17:13] ---     I-It's no big deal. [17:15] ---     That was too bad, Hayata. [17:19] ---     Y-You three! [17:21] ---     What are you doing here? [17:22] ---     When we went to visit Katsy's room,     we found this on her desk. SIGN    Not Accepted [17:29] ---     We figured Hayata would be     feeling quite despondent, [17:31] ---     so we came to cheer him up! [17:34] ---     It was really too bad, Hayata. [17:36] ---     Surely, you must think there     is only darkness ahead of you, [17:39] ---     that no good will come     of living out your life. [17:42] ---     However, mistakes made in your youth     will prove valuable in the future! [17:45] ---     No matter how much you get     stomped into the ground, [17:48] ---     rise up again like a weed,     like Princess Sara! [17:50] ---     Cheer up, Hayata! [17:52] ---     One shot of fight to you! [17:59] ---     See you, Hayata! [18:03] ---     Um... [18:05] ---     Um, I haven't quite grasped     the situation yet, but... SIGN    Not Accepted [18:10] ---     So, the upshot of it was that I     was not accepted... Is that it? [18:17] ---     Yeah. [18:19] ---     I... [18:21] ---     I see. [18:23] ---     I'm sorry! [18:24] ---     It's all my fault! [18:27] ---     So roast me or boil me, do     whatever you want with me! [18:29] ---     Or rather, just kill me! [18:32] ---     Oh... Huh? [18:33] ---     He's gone. [18:35] ---     Hayate?! [18:37] ---     Hayate! [18:39] ---     Where did he go? [18:57] ---     If you stay out here for too long,     you're going to catch a cold. [19:08] ---     Nagi and Miss Katsura and the     others are worried, too. [19:13] ---     I have done a terrible     disservice to the Miss. [19:17] ---     What? [19:18] ---     And to Miss Katsura and Hinagiku, too... [19:21] ---     To all the people who     celebrated with me today... [19:25] ---     Hayate? [19:27] ---     It was my fault for getting really     happy and getting my hopes up! [19:32] ---     It's stupid, isn't it? [19:33] ---     Before I came to this great mansion, [19:35] ---     I knew I shouldn't have     any hopes for the future. [19:38] ---     Because that way,     I wouldn't have to suffer... [19:40] ---     I thought I'd learned that lesson... [19:42] ---     But as I allowed myself to be spoiled [19:45] ---     by the Miss's kindness and     yours and everyone else's... [19:47] ---     ...I had begun to forget that     most basic of lessons... [19:51] ---     It's better to be empty, because     you have nothing to lose. [19:55] ---     So... [19:56] ---     So... [19:59] ---     Do you think such an empty person     is qualified to be Nagi's butler? [20:04] ---     Th-That is... [20:06] ---     No, of course, I'm aware that     I've been a burden in many ways. [20:11] ---     But I plan to pull myself     together more than ever [20:13] ---     and do my best from now on. [20:15] ---     Do your best? [20:19] ---     What? [20:21] ---     Oh? But the look on your face says you can't     possibly do your best all on your own. [20:25] ---     M-Maria? [20:29] ---     So... SIGN    Student ID [20:32] ---     Please go here and study hard. [20:38] ---     What?! [20:39] ---     Th-This is from Hakuou Academy... [20:41] ---     My student ID?! [20:43] ---     Yes! [20:44] ---     I submitted a recommendation for you, [20:46] ---     and with that added,     I had them deem that you passed. [20:51] ---     Because an empty person     who has nothing to lose [20:54] ---     does not have the qualifications     to be her butler. [20:58] ---     Maria... [21:02] ---     Hayate, I think there will come a day [21:05] ---     when you will truly be required to     use your abilities to protect her. [21:10] ---     So, please become Nagi's first-rate butler. [21:16] ---     Yes, ma'am! [21:17] ---     I'll go to Hakuou and I'll become     a first-rate butler, without fail! [21:23] ---     Yes! [21:24] ---     All right! [21:25] ---     I'm going to work hard! [21:27] ---     I'll become a first-rate butler,     for Maria's sake, too! [21:32] ---     It isn't for my sake, though... [21:36] ---     Or rather... [21:37] ---     I can't believe how boldly     I behaved towards Hayate! [21:41] ---     And that was the story of how Maria     became embarrassed way too late. [21:45] ---     If you're going to get embarrassed,     don't do it in the first place! [21:48] ---     Next time, he'll fight the     expectations of high school girls! [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:13] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:13] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:31] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:31] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:49] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:49] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:03] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:03] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:30] ---     Good morn-even-noon! I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     I don't really get it, [23:35] ---     but you'll be able to go to     school, after all, right? [23:37] ---     Yes, thank you very much. [23:39] ---     I hope to study hard in order to     acquit myself well as your butler. [23:43] ---     R-Really? [23:44] ---     I guess you're seriously thinking     about your future with me, too. [23:48] ---     What is the matter, Miss? [23:50] ---     Oh, it's nothing. [23:51] ---     I was just meditating a little.     It's Aura Power! [23:54] ---     Bye! [23:56] SIGN     Preview [23:56] ---     I was in high spirits,     just by getting accepted, [23:59] ---     but I transferred with borderline grades.     Will I really be able to cut it? SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:02] ---     Knowing you, you'll be fine. [24:04] ---     In battle, you must always be     reading two or three moves ahead. [24:07] ---     Waking up early can certainly pay off.     You get to meet interesting people. [24:10] ---     If I make the jab that he's the most     interesting person here, would I lose? [24:13] ---     Probably. [24:14] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:16] ---     "Samurai, the Way of the     Warrior, Van Damme in Action". [24:18] ---     Himuro, is that enough with the flowers? [24:19] SIGN     Samurai, the Way of the Warrior,     Van Damme in Action [24:19] ---     Thank you, Little Master Taiga. [24:21] ---     The things Ayasaki does are dangerous,     so never try them at home. 15 - Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright and     sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:15] ---     All right, I'm going to do my best! [00:17] ---     Okay, I keep this up and I     can finish this large pizza! [00:21] ---     Wait, that's not it! [00:22] ---     I have to get recharged and     prepare for tomorrow's exam! [00:32] ---     Hayate, I wonder what you're eating tonight. [00:37] ---     To the butler-in-debt, it was a wish     that was never to come true again. [00:53] SIGN     Student ID [00:56] ---     It wasn't a dream. [00:57] ---     I can go to school again. [01:02] ---     And I owe it all to Maria     for recommending me. [01:06] ---     M-Maria? [01:09] ---     So... [01:12] ---     Please go here and study hard. SIGN    Student ID [01:17] ---     What?! [01:18] ---     Th-This is from Hakuou Academy... [01:21] ---     My student ID?! [01:23] ---     Please watch me, Maria! [01:25] ---     I will also strive to live up to     your expectations, without fail! [01:28] ---     All right! [01:30] ---     I'm going to attend Hakuou Academy     and become a first-rate butler! [01:33] ---     No, no. Even if you go to school, [01:35] ---     it's not like that'll turn you     into a first-rate butler. [01:39] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:42] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:45] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:49] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:52] ---     Yes! [01:53] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:58] ---     A super combat battle story! [02:02] ---     I shall patiently teach you what     it is to be a first-rate butler. [02:08] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:08] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:15] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:15] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:21] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:21] ---     Giving in to fate [02:24] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:24] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:29] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:29] ---     That's just not cool! [02:34] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:34] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:37] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:37] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:42] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:42] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:46] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:46] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:52] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:52] ---     Just let it take you [02:59] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:59] ---     Dreams that are misguided [03:02] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [03:02] ---     Hopes that are way off base [03:05] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [03:05] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:11] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:11] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:18] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:18] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:36] SIGN     Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action [03:45] ---     You seem awfully happy, Hayate. [03:47] ---     Whoa! I didn't know you     stayed the night, Hinagiku! [03:49] ---     G-Good morning. [03:51] ---     Morning. [03:52] ---     But what's the matter?     You seem to be in an awfully foul mood... [03:56] ---     You have to ask?! [03:58] ---     Really! You suddenly disappeared     like that yesterday evening, [04:01] ---     you showed no signs of coming     back late into the night, [04:04] ---     and you were absolutely nowhere to be found. [04:06] ---     And after all that, you don't think     you caused anyone to worry?! [04:10] ---     I'm sorry! I'm sorry!     I'm really sorry! I really am sorry! [04:13] ---     So, judging by your behavior,     you got accepted? [04:16] ---     Oh, yes, thank you. [04:21] ---     Then I'll forgive you for the time being. [04:23] ---     I'm going home now, [04:25] ---     but be sure to say hello     if you see me at school. [04:27] ---     What? Oh, all right. Roger that. [04:29] ---     Good. [04:37] ---     We'll be students at the same school... [04:45] ---     So, you've been holding your     student ID since last night? [04:50] ---     Yes! I slept with it in     my hands all night long! [04:52] ---     I swear! How adorable can you get?! [04:55] ---     I guess it made you really happy. [04:58] ---     Yes! [04:59] ---     You know those people who     burst into song in musicals? [05:02] ---     I think I know what that     urge feels like now! [05:05] ---     You don't need to get how that feels! [05:07] ---     There aren't any character songs     for a scene like this anyway. [05:10] ---     Or rather, a musical anime would     be tough production-wise. [05:14] ---     Right... [05:15] ---     Oh, that reminds me, what     should I do about a uniform? [05:18] ---     Uniform? [05:19] ---     Yes. Hakuou's students wear uniforms, right? [05:22] ---     Staying in my butler uniform would be... [05:23] ---     You shouldn't need one. [05:25] ---     What? [05:25] ---     Indeed. And it will be easier to     tell you apart that way, too. [05:28] ---     Don't worry. There are other     butlers at the school, too. [05:33] ---     Besides, the others will respect     you more in your butler uniform. [05:37] ---     What? [05:38] ---     But the bigger question is whether     we'll be in the same class or not. [05:42] ---     What?! [05:42] ---     Indeed. [05:44] ---     What are you saying? I'll be in high school. [05:47] ---     You're still 13 years old,     so you're in middle school. [05:50] ---     Oh, right, you don't know, do you? [05:52] ---     Huh? Know what? [05:54] ---     I've skipped grades, so I'm in high school. [06:00] ---     What?! You're in high school?! [06:03] ---     Don't be so surprised. [06:04] ---     That's... But, it's like that     4-panel comic series... [06:07] ---     Ah-ah! Don't say any more than that! [06:09] ---     But how is it possible? You're so little! [06:11] ---     Don't call me little! [06:13] ---     B-But... really? [06:15] ---     Darn it! You're one skeptical bastard! [06:17] ---     Fine, take a look at this! [06:19] ---     Ta-da! [06:19] ---     Student ID [06:21] ---     Th-This is...! [06:24] ---     You look so grumpy in the photo. [06:26] ---     That's not the jab you should be making! [06:29] ---     Wow! That really is a high school ID! [06:33] ---     I told you so from the start, didn't I?! [06:37] ---     Hakuou has butlers, people     who've skipped grades, [06:40] ---     and all kinds of other     students, so it's quite fun. [06:43] ---     Wow, I had no idea. [06:45] ---     Wait, I had to work hard     to make you believe me, [06:49] ---     but I guess you implicitly     believe what Maria says. [06:51] ---     Oh, no, I didn't really mean it like that. [06:53] ---     Honestly! Taking me for a fool! [06:55] ---     I may not look it, but my grades are... [06:59] ---     In that case, I hope we     end up in the same class. [07:05] ---     Y-Yeah... [07:07] ---     Oh, I can't wait for it to be Monday! [07:10] ---     And so, to accommodate length issues, [07:13] ---     maybe we'll just skip forward     all the way to Monday morning. [07:20] ---     Wow... [07:29] ---     See that? There's nothing here when     you come this early in the morning. [07:33] ---     We're not doing this again after today. [07:37] ---     That's my school. [07:39] ---     I know that already. [07:40] ---     Oh, do you? Had you already found out? [07:44] ---     Are you okay? [07:46] ---     Well, it's fine if you're just happy. [07:48] ---     But you certainly are amazing. Skipping     grades to be in high school. [07:53] ---     It's not especially amazing. [07:55] ---     I'm not the only one who's skipped grades. [07:57] ---     A couple students to it every year. [07:58] ---     What? [07:59] ---     Besides, the record holder for     skipping grades at this school [08:03] ---     enrolled at age 10 and graduated at age 13. [08:06] ---     What?! [08:07] ---     On top of that, she served as student     body president two terms in a row [08:10] ---     and her grades were at the top of her     class for all 3 years by a wide margin. [08:13] ---     A formidable student with 3 of the silver     watches awarded to the top achiever. [08:17] ---     I see. I guess behemoths like     that really exist in this world. [08:21] ---     There is a behemoth like     that, really close to you. [08:28] ---     Oh, dear, have I caught a cold? [08:31] ---     Anyway, students who skip     grades or transfer in [08:33] ---     or have their tuition waived     as scholarship students... [08:36] ---     They have a duty to contribute to     the school's record, reputation, [08:40] ---     and rate of college enrollment. [08:41] ---     If students like that get bad grades, [08:44] ---     they inevitably face flunking or     other harsh punishments sometimes. [08:48] ---     Th-They do?! [08:51] ---     Come to think of it, [08:52] ---     the student council people     said something similar, too. [08:56] ---     I was in high spirits,     just by getting accepted, [08:58] ---     but this is still a prestigious school. [09:01] ---     I transferred in with borderline grades.     Will I really be able to cut it? [09:05] ---     But knowing you, you'll be fine. [09:07] ---     You're capable of anything, after all. [09:10] ---     What's wrong, Hayate? [09:15] ---     In battle, you must always be     reading two or three moves ahead. [09:19] ---     By Char Aznable. [09:22] ---     Waking up early can certainly pay off.     You get to meet interesting people. [09:28] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [09:30] ---     If I make the jab that he's the most     interesting person here, would I lose? [09:30] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [09:34] ---     Probably. [09:35] ---     Or rather, was there a point to the     saying that he quoted earlier? [09:39] ---     Himuro, is that enough with the flowers? [09:41] ---     Thank you, Little Master Taiga. [09:43] ---     Himuro thanked me! [09:45] ---     Um... [09:46] ---     That outfit... You're a butler as well? [09:48] ---     Uh, yes, I'm a butler of the     Sanzenin household. My name is... [09:51] ---     Sanzenin? [09:52] ---     Oh, so you're the one... [09:55] ---     Which means... [09:56] ---     Wow, he's really pretty. [10:01] ---     Hey, what are you trying to do to Hayate?! [10:03] ---     Yes, that's right. [10:04] ---     As I recall, if someone can make     this young lady apologize in tears, [10:08] ---     that person gets to inherit the     Sanzenin family fortune... [10:13] ---     I won't let you lay a hand on the Miss! [10:15] ---     I will protect her! [10:16] ---     Hayate! [10:18] ---     Well, to be honest, I have my source     of funds called Little Master Taiga, [10:22] ---     so I'm not really interested. [10:24] ---     Source of funds?! [10:27] ---     It's going to be stolen from you     if you're not paying attention. [10:30] ---     Huh? [10:32] ---     W-Wait, that's my string tie!      How did you do that?! [10:36] ---     A foolish question. [10:38] ---     It's obvious, isn't it? [10:41] ---     It's because I'm a first-rate butler. [10:44] ---     A first-rate... butler...? [10:46] ---     People don't wear butler uniforms     at this school just for show. [10:51] ---     We shall be on our way now, Little Master. [10:52] ---     Oh, okay! [10:56] ---     Incredible! [10:57] ---     So that's the pinnacle of what I     want to be, a first-rate butler! [11:00] ---     Well, not that I understand how     that's related to being a butler... [11:05] ---     Butlers are incredible, aren't they, Miss?! [11:08] ---     I don't really care, but you     never got your string tie back. [11:12] ---     Oh, shoot! [11:13] ---     Wait, he's gone already! [11:19] ---     So this is... This is what it     is to be a first-rate butler! [11:22] ---     No, that was out-and-out theft. [11:24] ---     Or rather, don't force me to take     jabs at your monologues, too. [11:29] ---     Suke, Kaku, teach them a lesson. [11:34] ---     I'll make coffee for you any time. [11:37] ---     I'm so sorry, Maria. [11:39] ---     Honestly! What did you go to school for? [11:44] ---     There. [11:46] ---     This time, please go to school properly     without losing your string tie. [11:50] ---     O-Of course! You can count on me! [11:53] ---     Are you sure about that? [11:54] ---     I can't breathe! I can't breathe, Maria! [11:57] ---     Hey, we're going to be late! [11:59] ---     I wouldn't mind it one bit if     you decide not to go, you know! [12:02] ---     Oh, I'm going! I'm going! [12:03] ---     Then I'll see you two later. [12:05] ---     Yes, we'll be going then! [12:07] ---     Come, Miss! [12:08] ---     Hey, you stupid! Quit it! [12:09] ---     This is embarrassing! [12:16] ---     Quiet down! [12:18] ---     Starting today, we're going to have     a new friend joining our class! [12:22] ---     Is it a transfer student, Katsy? [12:24] ---     Is it a boy? Or a girl? [12:26] ---     It's a boy, more or less. [12:27] ---     What do you mean, "more or less"? [12:30] ---     Me! Katsy, is this boy a cool guy? [12:33] ---     What? You want to know if he's cool? [12:35] ---     I-It makes me nervous if they're     going to talk about stuff like that. [12:39] ---     I bet Ayasaki's nervous. [12:42] ---     All right! I'll take this chance [12:44] ---     to soften up the crowd for him,     and to make up for earlier. [12:48] ---     The transfer student is really cute! [12:51] ---     What?! [12:52] ---     He's kind of like [12:53] ---     if you boil down Kimutaku and     Tackey's DNA with Joe Odagiri [12:56] ---     and add Orly and Brad Pitt to the mix! [12:59] ---     Just hearing his voice     will make you feel faint! [13:01] ---     The sound effect for a sidelong     glance from him is like "BAM"! [13:04] ---     And he's sort of like Golgo for girls. [13:07] ---     Not to mention, he's a butler     for the Sanzenin family! [13:09] ---     He's practically a genius [13:11] ---     and his athletic abilities     are incredible, too! [13:13] ---     Huh? A butler for the Sanzenin family? [13:16] ---     And so...! [13:18] ---     Transfer student, please come on in! [13:23] ---     Uh, hello. [13:28] ---     Is that Hayata? [13:30] ---     Wait, I thought he didn't pass     the transfer admission test. [13:34] ---     Well, a lot happened... [13:37] ---     Oh, their focus on me hurts... [13:40] ---     Aww. So the cool transfer     student was Hayata. [13:45] ---     Well, it's true that he's     not exactly ugly, but... [13:49] ---     We're talking about some awfully     poor-looking Orlys and Brad Pitts. [13:53] ---     Okay, Ayasaki, come introduce yourself. [13:56] ---     What?! [13:59] ---     I-It's easy for you to give     me this satisfied look, [14:02] ---     as if to say, "I warmed     up the crowd for you!"... [14:09] ---     So this is adversity! [14:11] ---     This classroom is so cold, like it     got hit with the Crackle spell, [14:13] ---     and to think I have to introduce myself! [14:15] ---     It can't be helped. [14:16] ---     I can't very well bring shame to the Miss. [14:20] ---     The boy named Hayate Ayasaki has worked     among adults from a tender age. [14:25] ---     And so... [14:29] ---     Nice to meet you. [14:31] ---     This kind of sales-pitch smile     is one of his greatest fortes. [14:37] ---     As Miss Katsura just mentioned in her     introduction, I am Hayate Ayasaki. [14:43] ---     As a butler of the Sanzenin household, [14:45] ---     I have the honor of serving Miss     Nagi, who is also in this class. [14:50] ---     Miss Katsura's earlier introduction     was a little exaggerated [14:53] ---     and I myself am not a     particularly astute student, [14:58] ---     but I hope that I can have fun     learning alongside all of you. [15:04] ---     So, I look forward to     getting to know everyone. [15:18] ---     There, I've repaid my debt! [15:23] ---     Ah, but school really is such fun, isn't it? [15:27] ---     What? You think so? [15:29] ---     Aren't you having fun, Miss? [15:32] ---     There are a lot of people here. [15:34] ---     I want to live as quietly and     inconspicuously as possible, [15:37] ---     and spend the majority of     my days on manga and games. [15:41] ---     That's called a useless member of society. [15:43] ---     The reason I skipped grades [15:45] ---     was also because I didn't want to     go to school for 12 whole years. [15:48] ---     Th-That's really hardcore. [15:51] ---     But I am happy that I get to go     to school like this with you. [15:55] ---     What? [15:56] ---     I suppose I have Maria to     thank for that as well. [16:01] ---     And I have you to thank, too. [16:06] ---     If you hadn't laid the groundwork for this, [16:10] ---     I would not be here today. [16:15] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [16:19] ---     No, uh, right... [16:22] ---     Getting to be with you, I also... [16:25] ---     You still like the unpopular spots,     the same as ever, don't you? [16:28] ---     H-Hinagiku, you...! [16:30] ---     Oh, Hinagiku, hello. [16:31] ---     Hello. [16:32] ---     But what are you doing out here? [16:36] ---     A little something came up, so I     thought I'd drop by the clubroom. [16:38] ---     This is a shortcut. [16:40] ---     Wow, you're the student body president, [16:42] ---     and you still participate in     extracurricular activities! [16:44] ---     What's the use if you     can't juggle that much? [16:47] ---     Come to think of it, [16:48] ---     don't you participate in any     extracurricular activities, Miss? [16:50] ---     Huh? Why? [16:52] ---     Well, I do believe the best     part of going to school [16:54] ---     is participating in extracurricular     activities with your friends. [16:57] ---     Y-You fool! I have no need     for such things anymore! [17:01] ---     Oh, but you're still a     registered member, you know. [17:04] ---     Hinagiku! [17:05] ---     Um, what registered member? [17:07] ---     She's in the same club as I am. [17:09] ---     Y-You fool! Th-That was just     a one-day trial membership! [17:13] ---     You treated it as a darned     application without my permission! [17:15] ---     So, what club? [17:17] ---     The kendo team. [17:19] ---     The kendo team?! [17:22] ---     When I started high school, [17:24] ---     there was a time when I thought     that the acute societal withdrawal [17:27] ---     might be problematic if it continued... [17:29] SIGN     Kendo Team [17:32] ---     So, based on what I saw during the     new student recruitment activities, [17:35] ---     I thought about getting     into some kind of sport. [17:44] ---     Because she was really cool. [17:47] ---     But why did she quit? [17:49] ---     Beats me. Ask her. [17:51] ---     Well, because... [17:53] ---     Both the protective gear and     the bamboo sword were heavy [17:55] ---     and I couldn't move very well. [17:56] ---     That's why you should use     the children's sizes [17:58] ---     instead of the same equipment as me. [18:00] ---     Like hell I'm using children's equipment! [18:02] ---     But you quit just because of that? [18:05] ---     Yes, I quit just because of that. [18:08] ---     Because I knew right away. [18:11] ---     That even if I practiced the same sport, [18:13] ---     it was unlikely that I'd ever be like her. [18:20] ---     So there was a time when the Miss     tried a sport on her own initiative. [18:26] ---     But if I leave the Miss to her own devices, [18:28] ---     she's going to end up a deadbeat     slacker or an internet game addict. [18:32] ---     I'm thinking finding employment     might mean an admission of defeat. [18:37] ---     All right, Miss! [18:39] ---     How about you come take a peek at the     kendo team with me after school?! [18:42] ---     Huh? [18:51] ---     Wow, so this is the kendo team. [18:54] ---     Of course. Like hell this could be     the manga club or the anime club. [18:58] SIGN     Be pure, righteous, and beautiful [18:59] ---     But I feel like there aren't     that many people... [19:01] ---     Well, it's not a popular club     to begin with at this school. [19:05] ---     You look good in your uniform, Hinagiku. [19:08] ---     What? [19:09] ---     What?! [19:10] ---     W-Why, thank you. [19:12] ---     Then, shall we get the     introductions out of the way [19:14] ---     and get you practicing     with us a bit, Hayate? [19:16] ---     That guy just... [19:17] ---     ...addressed Miss Katsura as "Hinagiku"! [19:19] ---     A-And she called him "Hayate"?! [19:21] ---     But Hinagiku, what about my protective gear? [19:24] ---     Can't you do without, Hayate? [19:26] ---     B-But Hinagiku... [19:28] ---     "Hinagiku"! "Hayate"! "Hinagiku"! "Hayate"! [19:32] ---     Then I'll get permission     from our advisor first. [19:35] ---     Miss Katsura. [19:36] ---     There's no need to let a guy like     him practice kendo with us. [19:39] ---     Azumamiya... [19:41] ---     You there, butler. [19:43] ---     Fight me! [19:45] ---     What?! [19:46] ---     If you lose to me, never come here again! [19:48] ---     Even if he wins, it's not     like we'll come again. [19:51] ---     Hey! [19:52] ---     If I lose here, the Miss will     never practice kendo... [19:55] ---     No, I doubt she'll attempt     any other sport, either. [19:59] ---     In which case, I can't lose! [20:01] ---     I understand! I will accept your challenge! [20:04] ---     Hayate? [20:06] ---     Oh, a flurry of petals! [20:08] ---     This is getting interesting. [20:10] ---     Becoming a sword for your mistress... [20:13] ---     Quite a fine approach to take. [20:15] ---     Oh, you're the Prince of Ties! [20:17] ---     Please give me back the string tie! [20:19] ---     Thank you for the interesting     nickname. But no, thank you. [20:22] ---     Heave-ho. Heave-ho. [20:25] ---     But I wonder if the Little Master     Azumamiya is up to fighting him. [20:29] ---     What? [20:30] ---     Take a look. [20:36] ---     H-His swordsman's chi     is striking the petals! [20:40] ---     Hiten... [20:41] ---     Don't! [20:42] ---     And due to copyright issues,     don't say any more either! [20:45] ---     I see, so it means there's     no need for me to hold back. [20:48] ---     You said your name was Hayate, was it?! [20:49] ---     Y-Yes. [20:50] ---     I, Kotaro Azumamiya, have     judged you to be an opponent, [20:53] ---     whom I must spend the rest     of my life to defeat! [20:58] ---     Heave-ho. Heave-ho. [21:03] ---     The mystery kendo team member, who     has suddenly declared a rivalry, [21:06] ---     Kotaro Azumamiya. [21:08] ---     How powerful might he actually be? [21:10] ---     The story has suddenly taken a     classic school drama turn of events [21:15] ---     and next time, he will finally     fight his destined rival. [21:19] ---     Hold on a second! [21:21] ---     When did I ever say that I would fight?! [21:23] ---     Nonohara! [21:24] ---     Come, Nonohara! [21:25] ---     Nonohara? [21:26] ---     He's my butler. [21:28] ---     Your opponent... [21:30] ---     ...will be this combat     butler, Kaede Nonohara! [21:33] ---     C-Combat butler?! [21:35] ---     Um, it seems next time,     he'll be fighting this guy. [21:41] ---     Himuro, is that enough with the flowers? [21:43] ---     Thank you, Little Master Taiga. [21:46] ---     Um, could I ask the non-members to leave? [21:49] ---     What did this guy show up for? [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:31] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:31] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Hey, there, I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     I'm Hinagiku Katsura. [23:34] ---     Hinagiku, when did you get here? [23:36] ---     What's this, Hinagiku?     What are you here for? [23:38] ---     I'm going to be in this segment     for a while, too, now. [23:41] ---     Well, speaking of you, Hinagiku, [23:42] ---     it seems you're #1 in popularity in     a certain weekly manga magazine. [23:45] ---     Truly impressive! [23:45] ---     Oh, Hayate, flattery won't     get you anything, you know. [23:48] ---     No, no, you excel both     academically and athletically. [23:49] ---     I wish the Miss would learn a     thing or two from you, too. [23:52] ---     Hayate, it's time already! [23:53] ---     What are you so angry for, Miss? [23:55] ---     Good grief. [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     So, there you have it. Hello,     I am Kaede Nonohara. SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     I serve as a butler for     the Azumamiya family. [24:02] ---     Now, Nonohara, defeat him right this minute! [24:04] ---     Certainly. [24:05] ---     Safety Shutter! [24:07] ---     Hayate! [24:08] ---     We butlers are not tools     to be used by our masters. [24:11] ---     It is not as if we must     merely do as we are told. [24:13] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:15] ---     "Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage". [24:17] ---     Hayate, I have faith in you. [24:18] ---     That there's no way you'll lose     against a butler like him! [24:19] SIGN     Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage [24:21] ---     Wipe away the tears beneath the mask. 16 - Even in the Defeat, Kendo Rage Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     Waking up early can certainly pay off.     You get to meet interesting people. [00:15] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [00:18] ---     Nonohara! [00:19] ---     Come, Nonohara! [00:20] ---     Your opponent... [00:21] ---     ...will be this combat butler,     Kaede Nonohara! [00:25] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:28] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:31] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:34] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [00:38] ---     Yes! [00:39] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [00:43] ---     A super combat battle story! [00:48] ---     Yes! I will fight using kendo today! [00:54] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [00:54] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:01] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:01] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:07] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:07] ---     Giving in to fate [01:10] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:10] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:15] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:15] ---     That's just not cool! [01:20] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:20] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:23] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:23] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:28] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:28] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:32] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:32] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:38] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:38] ---     Just let it take you [01:45] ---     Kanchigai no yume [01:45] ---     Dreams that are misguided [01:48] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [01:48] ---     Hopes that are way off base [01:51] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [01:51] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [01:57] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [01:57] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:04] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:04] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:22] ---     Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage [02:30] ---     Your opponent will be my butler,     Kaede Nonohara! [02:34] ---     Your butler?! [02:37] ---     So, there you have it. Hello. [02:39] ---     I am Kaede Nonohara. [02:42] ---     I serve as a butler     for the Azumamiya family. [02:46] ---     He's a butler, too?! [02:48] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [02:50] ---     Now, Nonohara, that's him!     Defeat him right this minute! [02:55] ---     Certainly. [02:56] ---     But before I do that... [03:04] ---     What?! [03:06] ---     Ooh! Down, diagonal left, left, and kick! [03:08] ---     What is this, the Tornado Whirlwind Kick?! [03:13] ---     N-Nonohara, what are you...? [03:15] ---     Did I not teach you this, Young Master? [03:19] ---     If you are a man, you must take     on even the impossible opponents. [03:24] ---     And yet, you turned to me     without having fought him, [03:27] ---     seeking to do nothing yourself. [03:29] ---     I do not recall raising you... [03:33] ---     ...to be such a damn weakling! SIGN    Can't show you! [03:37] ---     H-Himuro, you wouldn't go     to such extremes, right? [03:41] ---     Nonohara certainly is as strict as ever. [03:44] ---     But is this all right? [03:45] ---     He's a butler, and to be acting like that... [03:47] ---     What are you saying? [03:49] ---     What? [03:50] ---     We butlers are not tools     to be used by our masters. [03:54] ---     It is not as if we must     merely do as we are told. [03:57] ---     There was a time when only the eldest     sons of nobles could become butlers. [04:01] ---     It was an exalted occupation. [04:03] ---     In other words, that's just how     much responsibility it entails. [04:06] ---     A responsibility to steer your master     or mistress in the right direction. [04:13] ---     Isn't that why you want to show her     the joy of participating in a sport? [04:17] ---     To your spineless, weak-willed     manga freak of a mistress, [04:20] ---     who suffers from acute societal withdrawal. [04:21] ---     Who are you calling a spineless,     weak-willed manga freak, [04:23] ---     who suffers from acute societal withdrawal?! [04:28] ---     I-I-I'm sorry, Nonohara!     I get it! I get it already! [04:31] ---     No! Today of all days,     you are not getting away with this. [04:35] ---     That depraved nature of yours... [04:36] ---     I will beat it out of you, [04:39] ---     from the very marrow of your bones! [04:42] ---     NOOO! [04:50] ---     Would you try not to go on such     a rampage in the kendo training hall? [04:53] ---     Nonohara? [04:54] ---     Miss Katsura... [04:55] ---     This is the educational     policy of our household. [04:58] ---     May I ask you not to interfere too much? [05:00] ---     I'm sorry, but I can't really do that. [05:03] ---     I'm the student council president, [05:05] ---     so when I see a student in trouble,     I can't not help them. [05:08] ---     Miss Katsura... [05:10] ---     Even if Azumamiya     is a wimpy, pitiful crybaby, [05:13] ---     I just can't not help him. [05:16] ---     Huh? [05:16] ---     That's the student     council president for you. [05:18] ---     A brilliant attack, precisely pulverizing     your opponent's vital points. [05:22] ---     I-I haven't attacked any vital points! [05:26] ---     I get it. I get it, Nonohara. [05:29] ---     Just as you say, being weak is no good! [05:30] ---     Young Master? [05:32] ---     So as you said, a man has to fight     and carve out his own path, doesn't he?! [05:37] ---     Ah! Young Master! So you understand! [05:40] ---     Therefore! [05:41] ---     Huh? [05:42] ---     Fight me, Sanzenin! [05:44] ---     What?! [05:44] ---     Um, Azumamiya... [05:47] ---     Could I get your reasoning     behind that at least? [05:49] ---     I promise I won't get mad. [05:51] ---     I figured out that it was wrong. [05:54] ---     What? [05:55] ---     It's just weird for a master     to fight a butler! [05:58] ---     Or rather, I have no     chance of winning anyway. [05:59] ---     In which case, the right thing would be     for master to fight mistress [06:02] ---     and butler to fight butler! [06:05] ---     Is he all right? [06:07] ---     Nah, I don't think so. [06:08] ---     I guess butlers have a tough job [06:09] ---     steering their masters     or mistresses in the right direction. [06:13] ---     Ah! Young Master! You do me proud! [06:15] ---     What?! [06:16] ---     So you have finally realized that fact! [06:19] ---     I-I guess he's okay with that. [06:22] ---     You heard them, Nagi.     What do you want to do? [06:24] ---     That's easy for you to ask... [06:27] ---     Then I guess there's no helping it. [06:28] ---     What? [06:31] ---     Then, I'll be Azumamiya's opponent. [06:34] ---     What?! [06:35] ---     H-Hey, Hinagiku! [06:37] ---     With the shape you're in, [06:38] ---     you'll kill your arms if you suddenly     start swinging a bamboo sword. [06:41] ---     You haven't been training at all. [06:43] ---     Besides, even if Azumamiya's     our weakest member, [06:48] ---     his lack of skill means his strikes     are all over the place, [06:50] ---     so he's dangerous! [06:52] ---     With two opponents who don't know how     to handle bamboo swords, [06:54] ---     it'd be terrible if you     hurt each other, right? [06:57] ---     Uh, wait. Azumamiya? [06:59] ---     I understand. [07:00] ---     It seems fighting you is a fate     that I cannot avoid. [07:04] ---     Unconsciously hitting one     vital point after another... [07:07] ---     Hinagiku really is something. [07:09] ---     All right! [07:10] ---     In that case, I have no choice     but to use this sword [07:12] ---     to prove that I am stronger than you! [07:14] ---     Here we go, Nonohara! [07:15] ---     Yes, Young Master! [07:17] ---     Well, so there you have it.     Good luck to us both, Hayate. [07:20] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [07:21] ---     I must win this fight and have     the Miss continue with kendo! [07:33] ---     Whether they win or lose, [07:34] ---     I have no intention of returning     to the kendo team, though. [07:41] ---     I found a 4-leaf clover.     (Yotsuba no kuroobaa mitsuketa.) [07:45] ---     It was an accident! Help, Nonohara!     (Tamatama-nandesu. Tasukete Nonohara!) [07:55] ---     Incidentally, kids at home, [07:57] ---     for safety, make sure you wear     head guards during kendo matches. [08:00] ---     In anime, we have grown-up reasons,     like animating it is too much work. [08:10] ---     We are going the way of Hell and inhumanity. [08:13] ---     Wha?! [08:13] ---     Does he have an accelerator device     in his back tooth or something?! [08:19] ---     H-He's fast! [08:20] ---     All I can do is block him! [08:23] ---     Here goes! [08:27] ---     I never imagined that     I would end up fighting you! [08:30] ---     This is truly a trial of love! [08:32] ---     But I will defeat you and prove to you     that I am a superior man! [08:37] ---     Azumamiya, I have no idea what     you're talking about, but... [08:42] ---     Keep up that chatter     and you'll end up biting your tongue. [08:49] ---     Head! [08:57] ---     That's the student     council president for you. [08:59] ---     The Little Master Azumamiya     is no match for her. [09:02] ---     Of course not. [09:03] ---     There's no way Hinagiku would     lose against a guy like that. [09:05] ---     But I wonder how it will go for the butlers. [09:08] ---     What? [09:09] ---     At the level he's at, will he be     able to win against Nonohara? [09:12] ---     You must be joking! [09:13] ---     Are you saying Hayate will lose     to a butler like that?! [09:17] ---     Now, then... [09:18] ---     Hayate, how are you... [09:19] ---     Safety Shutter! [09:29] ---     Hayate! [09:34] ---     What the heck was that? [09:35] ---     You have to ask? That was     a super lethal technique, of course. [09:39] ---     Huh?! [09:40] ---     When you get to be a first-rate butler, [09:43] ---     it's only natural that you'd know     a super lethal technique or two. [09:46] ---     In fact, what use are you without it? [09:48] ---     Are those like the ridiculously     complicated moves, [09:51] ---     like Ryuko Ranbu and Hyakki Moshuuken? [09:54] ---     Those are from video games! [10:03] ---     I had heard that the Sanzenin butler     was a man of ability, [10:07] ---     but is this the extent of it? [10:08] ---     Amazing! A lethal technique?! [10:11] ---     So this is what first-rate     butlers are capable of?! [10:13] ---     But if I lose now, the Miss     will never practice kendo again! [10:15] ---     Are you all right, Hayate?! [10:18] ---     Come, I will finish this with the next move. [10:22] ---     B-But how can I come up with a technique [10:24] ---     that will exceed his lethal technique? SIGN    Do Not Enter Authorized Personnel Only [10:53] ---     Madness! [10:54] ---     Besides, in order     to master a lethal technique, [10:56] ---     you need to spend a whole episode on it! [11:00] ---     To try to master a lethal     technique in such a short time... [11:06] ---     Hayate, I believe in you! [11:08] ---     I just know that you can come up     with a counter move, [11:10] ---     like how Buffaloman turned     the tables on the Kinniku Buster! [11:13] ---     I appreciate your faith,     but I'm not a superman... [11:13] ---     You can do it! [11:18] ---     As a butler... [11:22] ---     As a butler, if you overlook     the garbage that is lying around, [11:26] ---     you will never get any cleaning done. [11:30] ---     The caterpillar alights     on the green foliage! [11:32] ---     That's not it at all... [11:34] ---     Here I come. [11:36] ---     Lethal... [11:39] ---     Garbage that's lying around... [11:41] ---     Garbage?! [11:43] ---     That's it! [11:43] ---     Safety Shutter! [11:51] ---     Hayate! [11:53] ---     No, it's not! That's... [11:59] ---     Wha?! Young Master! [12:04] ---     Hayate! SIGN    Gojuro Kuwabatake [12:10] ---     Head! [12:27] ---     I lost. [12:28] ---     You are not a Sanzenin butler for nothing. [12:30] ---     No, not at all. All I did     was catch you a little off guard. [12:34] ---     Seeing the Young Master's     pitiful, unconscious face, [12:37] ---     I would be unable to resist driving     my lethal technique into him. [12:39] ---     It was a good strategy     that caught me emotionally off guard. [12:42] ---     What?! [12:47] ---     It was just a simple ninja decoy technique. [12:49] ---     A simple...? You know how     to use the ninja decoy technique? [12:52] ---     Then we shall excuse ourselves now. [12:54] ---     When we meet next time, [12:56] ---     I would like to see you     with a lethal technique or two. [13:00] ---     What? [13:00] ---     Then, I will be able to fight     with you a little more seriously. [13:09] ---     So? [13:10] ---     Are you at least a bit more     interested in kendo now, Nagi? [13:13] ---     What?! [13:13] ---     W-Well, watching you and Hayate fighting, [13:17] ---     I did think it was sort of cool... [13:20] ---     Miss! [13:21] ---     But I have no intention     of returning to the kendo team. [13:24] ---     What?! [13:25] ---     I mean, kendo head gear     absolutely stinks of sweat. [13:31] ---     I can't believe people actually     exercise wearing something like that! [13:34] ---     Besides, in kendo mangas,     the head gear gets in the way [13:36] ---     and you can't tell characters     or their expressions apart. [13:39] ---     Don't make fun of kendo! [13:41] ---     What did you do that for?! [13:46] ---     So, it may be impossible to get     Nagi back on the kendo team, [13:50] ---     but what about you, Hayate? [13:51] ---     What? [13:55] ---     As a butler, you need     to master a lethal technique, right? [13:58] ---     I wouldn't mind doing the training with you. [14:00] ---     Y-Yes, well, [14:02] ---     I'm thinking I ought to train     to master a lethal technique, but... [14:08] ---     Hayate, hurry up! [14:09] ---     Y-Yes, Miss! [14:12] ---     Then, I'm sure you'll have     lots of training to do, [14:15] ---     but once you've mastered it, show me     your super lethal technique, okay? [14:19] ---     C-Certainly. [14:22] ---     Was Hinagiku still mad? [14:25] ---     Why did she get so mad? [14:26] ---     There are some things that are off limits. [14:32] ---     She is a long way from     becoming a sports believer... [14:36] ---     Thank you very much, Maria. [14:40] ---     To what do I owe this formal thanks? [14:42] ---     Well, thanks to you, I'm able to     experience high school life again, [14:46] ---     which I didn't think I would have anymore. [14:48] ---     I see. I'm glad for you. [14:51] ---     So, what did you think     of your first day at school? [14:54] ---     I used to think that high     school life wasn't necessary [14:57] ---     for me to become a first-rate butler, [14:59] ---     but I learned a lot about what I need     in order to become a first-rate butler! [15:04] ---     I-I see... [15:07] ---     Hayate, come here for a sec! [15:09] ---     Oh, yes, Miss. [15:14] ---     How may I help you, Miss? [15:17] ---     A-Ahem. [15:19] ---     I-It made me happy     that you fought for me today. [15:22] ---     Not at all. I merely did what     was expected of me as a butler. [15:25] ---     Besides, I've now learned that as a butler,     I need a lethal technique. [15:29] ---     Yes, that's the thing! [15:31] ---     What? [15:31] ---     I thought about it myself, [15:33] ---     but you should get magnetic coating     or open the Hidden Lotus, [15:36] ---     or get the Ultra Bracelet     from Ultra Seven or something. [15:39] ---     Th-That's a little... [15:41] ---     I'm not a White Demon, nor am I     a bushy-browed boy with a bowl cut. [15:45] ---     To say nothing of how I have no     friends among the Galactic Surveyors. [15:48] ---     Yes, precisely! [15:50] ---     Which is why I came to the conclusion     that you ought to master a lethal technique [15:53] ---     through the time-honored method, after all. [15:55] ---     Huh? [15:59] ---     So, in part to thank you for what     you did today, I built you this. [16:04] ---     Oh! [16:09] ---     Th-This isn't what I think it is, is it? [16:11] ---     Yes! [16:12] ---     When it comes to lethal techniques, [16:13] ---     it's got to be the Tiger's     Cave's special training! [16:15] ---     Go give it your best! [16:16] ---     You say that, but only those 40     and older would get that reference... [16:20] ---     Meow! [16:21] ---     Pipopa, meow! [16:24] ---     I knew it'd be you... [16:25] ---     I'm not dressed like this     because I want to be, either! [16:28] ---     Being a pet cat is a tough     position to be in. [16:30] ---     Let's get this training started! [16:33] ---     You stupid! Quit it! [16:35] ---     Don't turn all realistic without warning! [16:38] ---     Good! Seeing how he's     started training right away, [16:41] ---     he's definitely happy with it! [16:43] ---     Sometimes, the mistress's     considerate care can be meddlesome. [16:48] ---     At any rate, this is how... [16:49] ---     ...the poverty-stricken butler's     first day of school came to a close. [16:54] ---     As for next time, he will be battling     cleaning, laundry, and cooking. [17:02] ---     Hah! [17:04] ---     Lethal Frying Pan Flip! [17:10] ---     Bravo! [17:14] ---     Ramen-lover Mr. Koike's song!     (Ramen daisuki Koike-san no uta.) [17:17] ---     If you happen to see Tama, say, "Tama!"     (Tama-tama Tama ni attara "Tama" tte yonde ne!) SIGN    Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons! [17:21] ---     Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons! [17:32] ---     I'm hungry... [17:36] ---     All right, I guess     I'll do some impersonations. [17:39] ---     An impression of Jack Bauer. [17:42] ---     "It's Season 5!" [17:44] ---     An impression of Optimus Prime. [17:47] ---     "Autobots, transform!" [17:51] ---     An impression of a certain     foreign film time slot. [17:54] ---     "Next time on Sunday Foreign Films..." [17:58] ---     An impression of "Sure-Fire Funny Stories". [18:01] ---     Sure-Fire Funny Stories! [18:05] ---     Now, then... [18:08] ---     Ah! Solo word chain game! [18:11] ---     Klaus... (Kurausu) [18:14] ---     Super-car eraser... (Suupaa-kaa keshigomu) [18:16] ---     Muluaka... (Muruaka) [18:18] ---     Ka... SIGN    Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons! SIGN    The End SIGN    From the Windows of All the World's Trains [18:23] ---     From the Windows of All the World's Trains. [19:10] ---     Have we arrived at Rio de Janeiro yet? SIGN    From the Windows of All the World's Trains [19:14] ---     Next time, we will take     the Marunouchi Line from Ogikubo SIGN    The End [19:16] ---     to the next stop, South Asagaya. SIGN    Doggie of the °°° [19:18] ---     Doggie of the Day. [19:22] ---     Our doggie of the day basks comfortably     in the sun in Nerima Ward, Tokyo. SIGN    Nerima Ward, Tokyo SIGN    Tama the Whitetigerneko [19:28] ---     Tama the Whitetigerneko. [19:30] ---     No, no, even in the most generous of     terms, you can't call him a doggie! [19:33] ---     Hayate! [19:35] ---     Hayate! Hayate, let's play! [19:36] ---     Q-Quit it! [19:37] ---     What game should we play?! [19:37] ---     Quit it, Tama! [19:38] ---     Um, how about we play... [19:39] ---     And that was Tama, who loves to play     with his master, the butler. SIGN    Klaus's Exploration of Homes [19:48] ---     Today's home is one of the Sanzenin     household's secondary residences. SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin - 13 yrs [19:53] ---     The family consists of [19:54] ---     the young miss, who fully enjoys her life     as an unproductive member of society SIGN    Maria the Maid - a fresh-faced 17 yrs [19:57] ---     and Maria, the maid, whose hobby     is to make flower arrangements. [20:00] ---     And now, let's go right ahead     and take a look. [20:08] ---     The pillars are fantastic, aren't they? [20:11] ---     I see! [20:13] ---     Well, this is truly labor intensive     workmanship. Real materials. [20:18] ---     The sense of security that hits you     the moment you walk in the entrance. [20:22] ---     Craftsmanship that you     can really appreciate. [20:24] ---     Ah! Look at this! [20:27] ---     A sunny salon! [20:28] ---     And a tasteful selection of leafy plants     placed around the space. [20:31] ---     Oh... I have a leafy plant fetish, you see. [20:37] ---     What a joy this is! [20:40] ---     Beyond the dazzling archway of sunlight, [20:43] ---     we arrive at the LDK     condominium of your dreams. [20:45] ---     Next time, we will see a home     that enjoys comfortable space, [20:48] ---     enveloped in soft light. SIGN    Look forward to next time [20:50] ---     Please look forward to it. SIGN    Yonday [21:48] ---     That was fun! [21:50] ---     Well, see you again next time. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:13] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:13] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:18] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:18] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:31] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:31] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:38] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:38] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:49] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:49] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:03] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:03] ---     Stars so beautiful,     it'll be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Sorry to keep you waiting.     This is Nagi Sanzenin. [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     And Hinagiku is here with us again today. [23:35] ---     I'm Hinagiku Katsura. I'm glad to be here. [23:37] ---     Hayate, you seem rather happy somehow. [23:38] ---     Well, when Hinagiku graces us     with her presence, [23:41] ---     I feel like the anime itself     reaches different heights. [23:44] ---     I don't sleep holding a doll like that. [23:47] ---     Hayate, you are mistaken! [23:49] ---     What? [23:49] ---     The heroine of this anime, you see... [23:51] ---     Yes? [23:51] ---     ...is you, Hayate! [23:53] ---     What?! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     What's wrong, Miss?! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     It seems I lack life experience. [24:02] ---     It seems I can't win any manga contests, [24:04] ---     because I lack life experience. [24:06] ---     I-I see... [24:07] ---     In that case, I'll do things     I don't normally do [24:09] ---     and raise my experience level, too! [24:11] ---     What?! [24:12] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "For You, I Will Mow Them Down     with Every Ounce of My Being!" [24:16] ---     I will now treat you     to super VIP hospitality! [24:19] ---     For You, I Will Mow Them Down     with Every Ounce of My Being! [24:19] ---     Brace yourselves! [24:21] ---     If you are not afraid, come at me! 17 - For You, I will Mow Them Down with Every Ounce of My Being! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     Tralala~~ Sploosh! SIGN    Sploosh [00:13] ---     "My name is Britney. [00:15] ---     "As you can see, I am a fine,     totally unremarkable florist. SIGN    Sploosh! [00:19] ---     "Once again, I have followed     the alluring fragrance of flowers [00:21] ---     "and today, I've come all the way     to the Sea of Japan. [00:23] ---     "Listening to the roar     of the crashing waves, [00:26] ---     "I'm reminded of the magical kingdom,     my homeland, 3-chome in East Nakano. [00:30] ---     "Whoops, I just accidentally     blabbed my secret. Bloody hell. [00:33] ---     "I'm sure you've noticed, [00:35] ---     "but as you can see, my true identity... SIGN    End of the Century     Legend Magical Destroy SIGN    Rising star      of the universe     Nagi Sanzenin [00:38] ---     "...is that of a magical girl!" [00:40] ---     Today, in commemoration of our 17th episode, [00:43] ---     we're going to show you a full     30 minutes of manga that I drew! [00:46] ---     A stunning comic-mation even greater     than "His and Hers" and "Cat-Eyed Boy"! [00:50] ---     You'll see your fill of talent     that surpasses even that of [00:52] ---     the super director of the SOS Brigade... [00:52] ---     Please stop! [00:53] ---     They'll get the wrong idea     and think we've been canceled! [00:55] ---     Besides, what are we commemorating     at an odd number like 17? [00:59] ---     Darn you! Do not mock 17! [01:01] ---     In Episode 17, Amuro steals the Gundam     and leaves the White Base! [01:05] ---     And Captain Okita collapses     in Episode 17 and has surgery... [01:07] ---     W-Well, then, [01:09] ---     please enjoy your regularly     scheduled "Hayate the Combat Butler"! [01:13] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:16] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:19] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:22] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:26] ---     Yes! [01:27] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:31] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:35] ---     By the way, there's also a fan service     scene with Miss Sayla, too! [01:37] ---     That's Episode 37!     Episode 17 was Miss Mirai! [01:42] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:42] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:49] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:49] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:55] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:55] ---     Giving in to fate [01:58] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:58] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:03] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:03] ---     That's just not cool! [02:08] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:08] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:11] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:11] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:16] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:16] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:20] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:20] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:26] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:26] ---     Just let it take you [02:33] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:33] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:36] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:36] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:39] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:39] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:45] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:45] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:52] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:52] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:10] ---     For You, I Will Mow Them Down     with Every Ounce of My Being! [03:14] ---     The girl knows. [03:18] ---     That there are some things     in the world that money can't buy. SIGN    DOOM [03:28] ---     As for what happened, please use your     imagination based on her expression. [03:35] ---     Miss, what happened?! [03:37] ---     Wait... Whoa... [03:41] ---     Th-This is... [03:43] ---     A manga magazine? [03:45] ---     It seems I lack life experience. [03:48] ---     It seems I can't win any manga contests, [03:50] ---     because I lack life experience. SIGN    End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy [03:55] ---     H-Hmm... [03:57] ---     Wh-What do you think?     It's my greatest masterpiece. [04:00] ---     It didn't even make it as a finalist. [04:03] ---     No matter how you think of it,     it's messed up, right? [04:05] ---     Well, I suppose there may be a niche     for absurd gag mangas like this... [04:08] ---     These are not absurd gags! [04:10] ---     Are you saying the grandeur     of it is lost on you?! [04:13] ---     I do sense the grand aura     of a space cadet... [04:17] ---     I swear! [04:18] ---     It's because of such bungling judges [04:20] ---     that droves of precious, budding     new authors end up being crushed! [04:24] ---     "Ultimately, in order     to draw entertaining manga, [04:26] ---     "one must have rich life experience..." [04:28] ---     Like hell new authors can grow     on vague advice like that! [04:32] ---     It's all fine and good     to tell me this, but... [04:34] ---     Well, it's sort of like a chronically     pathological thing for her, [04:38] ---     so please don't pay it any mind. [04:39] ---     What? [04:40] ---     She draws a manga once every     several months and submits it. [04:43] ---     I had no idea. [04:47] ---     What is it? [04:49] ---     Oh, no. [04:50] ---     I was just thinking that     if it's for something she loves, [04:53] ---     even the Miss will occasionally work hard     to put heart and soul into something. [04:56] ---     Well, not that she ever     gets anywhere with it. [05:00] ---     I see. [05:01] ---     I sort of feel a bit sorry for her. [05:04] ---     It's not entirely so bad. [05:06] ---     It teaches her that there are problems     that money can't solve, [05:10] ---     so I think that it's a good thing. [05:12] ---     I see... [05:15] ---     It's true, I feel like     I lack in life experience. [05:19] ---     I have few friends, I don't go to school     much, nor do I play any sports. [05:23] ---     And yet, I don't have to     worry about making a living [05:25] ---     and things will work out,     even if I just laze about every day. [05:27] ---     Truly, rushing headlong down the path     to becoming a useless member of society. [05:30] ---     I-It's this privileged environment     that's at fault to begin with! [05:34] ---     I have no experience like Nello     and Marco, who were super poor! [05:37] ---     Or like Sara, who plunged from     the peak of happiness to rock bottom. [05:42] ---     That's why I can't create     super powerful stories [05:45] ---     that can move all of America to tears. [05:48] ---     Wait, I know someone who likely     has abundant life experience. [05:54] ---     What? What was I doing     when I was around 13 years old? [05:58] ---     That's right! [05:59] ---     I want to know how different     we are in life experience. [06:03] ---     Hmm, when I was around 13 years old? [06:06] ---     Let me think. At that time,     I was probably... [06:09] ---     ...doing things like working     as a professional mahjong bouncer. [06:11] ---     Huh? [06:12] ---     Professional mahjong bouncer... [06:14] ---     A job like that of a bodyguard,     who plays mahjong to repel SIGN    Murmur... Murmur... [06:16] ---     the "very generous people" who come     to pick fights with the establishment. [06:20] ---     It is a dangerous occupation,     as you absolutely cannot lose. [06:27] ---     Isn't that like, incredibly dangerous? [06:30] ---     It wasn't that big a deal. [06:32] ---     I was a strong player and     I was also good at cheating, after all. [06:35] ---     The difference in life     experience is great indeed! [06:38] ---     But I think you have abundant     life experience, too, Miss. [06:42] ---     What? [06:43] ---     You're only 13, but you've skipped     grades to be in high school, [06:46] ---     and you live in this great big mansion. [06:48] ---     These aren't experiences     you can come by so easily. [06:51] ---     Y-You think so? [06:53] ---     Incidentally, what else were you doing? [06:56] ---     Let me think. What else? [06:58] ---     I used to get award money     by winning new manga author contests. [07:02] ---     So, just as I expected, [07:03] ---     the difference in experience     is the decisive different in firepower! [07:06] ---     Miss? [07:08] ---     In that case, I'll do things     I don't normally do [07:10] ---     and raise my experience level, too! [07:12] ---     Do things you don't normally do     and raise your experience level?! [07:14] ---     That's the spirit, Miss! [07:16] ---     Use this as your springboard     to say good-bye to your reclusive life [07:19] ---     and leap out into the world outside! [07:21] ---     Rejected! [07:22] ---     What?! [07:24] ---     The things to be found outside the residence [07:25] ---     will amount to no more     experience than Slimes! [07:28] ---     What I desire is the kind of experience     you get from Liquid Metal Slimes! [07:31] ---     I see... [07:32] ---     That's why, as the top thing     that I ordinarily don't do, [07:35] ---     I will help Maria with her work! [07:40] ---     What? You're going to help me? [07:43] ---     Yes. I will be of great use to you! [07:46] ---     Ask me to do whatever you want! [07:47] ---     Hayate! [07:49] ---     Well, the Miss is finally motivated     to take the initiative, so... [07:53] ---     Now, first things first,     I'll do what you always do [07:56] ---     and begin by helping you     clean the residence. [07:58] ---     Oh, wait, Nagi! [07:59] ---     Here goes! Zephyrus Broom! [08:03] ---     Oh? [08:04] ---     That is not the yell used     for when you clean! [08:07] ---     R-Right. I messed up there a bit. [08:10] ---     But I'll manage somehow next time... [08:15] ---     Take that! [08:17] ---     Hayate! [08:20] ---     Miss! Wait! Stop! [08:22] ---     Hayate, there definitely are things     you need to experience to know. [08:25] ---     What might that be? [08:28] ---     Cleaning makes a mess. [08:30] ---     A rare experience... [08:33] ---     Yes, I've mastered cleaning now. [08:35] ---     Come, we're moving on to the next thing! [08:36] ---     Wait, Miss! [08:38] ---     All right! Next up,     I'm going to master shopping! [08:41] ---     Shopping? [08:42] ---     But there are things in this world     that cannot be bought online [08:45] ---     or on Yahoo Auction, you know. [08:47] ---     Don't take me for a fool! [08:48] ---     I'm going out to town     to run a proper errand! [08:57] ---     Th-There are too many things... [08:58] ---     This store has the greatest selection     of goods in this area, after all. [09:02] ---     If the equipment store     in a role playing game was like this, [09:04] ---     you wouldn't know what to buy anymore! [09:06] ---     For starters, check     the freshness and the price. [09:09] ---     Also, look for where it's from and     if possible, who the producer is. [09:12] ---     I have no need of such complicated commands. [09:13] ---     Oh, this is... [09:16] ---     Hey, clerk. [09:18] ---     Yes? [09:22] ---     I've learned yet another     thing through experience. [09:25] ---     What is it this time? SIGN    Sold to Ms. Sanzenin [09:27] ---     If you go shopping,     the store ceases to exist. [09:30] ---     I didn't know that before today, either. [09:32] ---     All right, next, we'll go back     and tidy up the storehouse. [09:35] ---     You're still going to do more?! [09:40] ---     Wow, it looks like the legendary     Ark could be hidden in here. [09:45] ---     The majority of what's in here     is pretty much like garbage. [09:48] ---     Please! I'm sure they're     all valuable works of art. [09:54] ---     Th-This is...! [10:00] ---     See? I find it hard to believe that     such ugly portraits have any value. [10:05] ---     True... [10:06] ---     Yah! SIGN    Yah [10:08] ---     Wh-Who's there?! [10:10] ---     That's Rodin's "The Thinker"! [10:13] ---     No, it's not! Head Butler,     what are you doing here?! [10:17] ---     This is my relaxation spot. [10:21] ---     When I have few scenes, I come here     to immerse myself in the world of art [10:24] ---     and to reinvigorate myself. [10:26] ---     No wonder we don't see you around much. [10:34] ---     Okay, onto the next thing! [10:36] ---     Please wait for me, Miss! [10:38] ---     M-Miss, let me out! [10:41] ---     It's dark! It's scary! SIGN    Hayate the Combat Butler! [10:46] ---     The cat laid down.     (Neko ga nekoronda.) [10:50] ---     Harumph! It'll be fine!     (Dafunda! Daijoubu da!) [10:53] ---     Say, Hayate, what should I do next? [10:55] ---     Let me think... I suppose that leaves     things like showing hospitality... [10:59] ---     Showing hospitality? All right! [11:00] ---     Oh, Miss! [11:02] ---     Please wait! We don't     even have any visitors. [11:07] ---     Oh, dear, oh, dear... [11:08] ---     Isumi...? [11:09] ---     Isumi! [11:11] ---     Oh, Nagi... my dear Hayate... [11:13] ---     What are you doing out here? [11:16] ---     So this was your home. [11:19] ---     No wonder things looked so familiar. [11:22] ---     What? [11:23] ---     The truth is, I was studying     in my room until just earlier, but... [11:30] ---     My eraser fell from the desk and... [11:35] ---     Wait for me! [11:38] ---     I was looking for it in my yard [11:41] ---     and before I knew it,     I had wandered over here. [11:44] ---     You continue to get lost in the most     spectacularly original ways. [11:48] ---     Or rather, I wonder if there's a wormhole     that connects to our yard. [11:52] ---     But you've appeared at the perfect moment! [11:59] ---     I will now treat you     to super VIP hospitality! [12:03] ---     I wonder if the Miss will be all right. [12:05] ---     You made the tea for me, Nagi? [12:08] ---     Yes! [12:09] ---     I took all the high end     tea leaves in the kitchen [12:11] ---     and threw them in one after another     to make a Nagi Sanzenin original, [12:14] ---     the Royal Premium Hyper-Gigamax     Blend, so it'll be crazy good! [12:18] ---     Oh! The cup is dirty! [12:21] ---     Pardon me, I'll go get another one! [12:23] ---     Wait... Hayate? [12:35] ---     A blend of Darjeeling, Blue     Mountain coffee, and brown rice tea! [12:38] ---     On top of which, I can taste a hint     of Baby Star Ramen for some reason! [12:41] ---     We can't possibly serve such an     "Oh! My Konbu Seaweed!" sort of tea. [12:49] ---     H-How it is? [12:52] ---     It is very delicious, Nagi. [12:54] ---     R-Really?! [12:57] ---     Hayate, it seems I have a talent     for showing hospitality! [13:01] ---     I am happy for you, Miss. [13:02] ---     All right! I'll practice hospitality     on an even greater scale [13:05] ---     and increase my experience level! [13:07] ---     What?! SIGN    Hayate [13:10] ---     Please enjoy. [13:12] ---     Th-Thank you. [13:14] ---     1000 yen for a fried rice     omelette with lettering. [13:16] ---     If I eat this, will I become     a full-fledged refined young lady, too? [13:41] ---     Everyone, it's good of you to come. [13:43] ---     Nagi? [13:44] ---     What's with yer getup? [13:46] ---     It's the worst-looking     cosplay in the universe. [13:48] ---     This is not cosplaying!     This is life experience! [13:51] ---     Huh? [13:53] ---     Hey, what's this 'bout life experience? [13:56] ---     The thing is, she said she wanted     to do things she normally doesn't [13:58] ---     to increase her experience level. [14:02] ---     I will now put my talent     for hospitality on full display for you! [14:06] ---     I'll cook you a dish that's so delicious,     it'll make you melt down to the core! [14:10] ---     Wait, she's gonna start makin' it now?! [14:13] ---     Here goes Nagi! [14:16] ---     Hey, can she really do this? [14:18] ---     Pardon me, I must go see to something! [14:32] ---     Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak. [14:39] ---     It tastes ultra bad! [14:40] ---     I-If we serve this to the guests,     the Miss will end up being hurt! [14:45] ---     I cannot leave things like this! [14:54] ---     I-It's good! [14:55] ---     This is good! [14:57] ---     You are right, Young Sir. [14:58] ---     A fusion of full-bodied flavor,     richness, and simplicity! [15:01] ---     What depth there is to this flavor! [15:03] ---     A mellow aroma like the land     bursting forth with life! [15:05] ---     A mild mouth-feel, similar     to the embrace of the great wide ocean! [15:09] ---     The ingredients result     in a nuclear reaction in your mouth [15:12] ---     and create a Big Bang of taste! [15:15] ---     Th-This is...! [15:18] ---     This is splendid! [15:20] ---     How splendid! [15:23] ---     It's YUMMY! [15:35] ---     It's yummy! [15:39] ---     It's delicious. [15:42] ---     Come on, now! Bring on the seconds! [15:46] ---     Katsy, no going on a rampage! [15:48] ---     You are so much trouble! [15:50] ---     Bring on the sake, too! [15:53] ---     And while you're at it, bring me money, too! [15:55] ---     Hayate, everyone's enjoying the dish I made! [15:59] ---     I'm happy for you, Miss. [16:04] ---     Thank you for the meal, Hayate. [16:06] ---     What?! [16:07] ---     You're the one who really     cooked this, right? [16:12] ---     Looks like I hit it on the nose.     It shows on your face so easily. [16:15] ---     Th-This has to be a secret from the Miss! [16:18] ---     I know. [16:19] ---     It must be tough being a butler. [16:21] ---     You have to work to make sure your     mistress doesn't get embarrassed. [16:24] ---     Nagi, that was delicious! [16:26] ---     R-Right. [16:27] ---     Your hospitality was quite good. [16:28] ---     Is that right? [16:29] ---     I'm glad I came. [16:51] ---     Say, Hayate... [16:53] ---     Yes? [16:54] ---     I feel like I understand a bit     of how you and Maria feel now. [16:57] ---     What? [16:59] ---     It's nice to do something for other people. [17:02] ---     I also want lots of people to read my manga [17:04] ---     and enjoy it like these people did. [17:08] ---     Miss... [17:14] ---     The truth is the Miss is a good kid. [17:17] ---     I have to continue     to protect her innocent spirit. [17:21] ---     Where's my seconds?! [17:23] ---     Bring me my seconds or else! [17:26] ---     Oh? Miss Katsura,     you still hadn't gone home? [17:30] ---     This smell! [17:31] ---     Ta-da! [17:33] ---     I've discovered my seconds! [17:35] ---     Oh! I went to such trouble to hide it! [17:48] ---     Miss Katsura?! [17:53] ---     Miss Katsura, please get a hold of yourself! [17:55] ---     Hayate. [17:58] ---     M-Miss... [18:00] ---     Why is my dish sitting here, untouched? [18:04] ---     What? O-Oh, come on! [18:06] ---     Those people ate every     last bit of your dish earlier! [18:10] ---     This is a failed dish that I made... [18:12] ---     Liar! [18:13] ---     Then what about my signature there?! SIGN    By Nagi Sanzenin [18:18] ---     What?! Why did you have     to sign it like a manga?! [18:21] ---     So what everyone ate earlier was     a dish that you made, wasn't it?! [18:24] ---     Uh, um, that is... [18:28] ---     So it is true. [18:30] ---     Could it be that I haven't been of any use? [18:33] ---     What? [18:34] ---     Was I of no use to you or Maria     or anyone from the beginning? [18:39] ---     No, that is hardly the case! [18:41] ---     How do I put this? Everyone has     their strengths and weaknesses, [18:43] ---     and not everything will go their way. [18:47] ---     In other words, you mean to say... [18:49] ---     ...that I may not have     the talent to draw manga? [18:52] ---     What?! No, I never... [18:54] ---     It's not as if that thought     never crossed my mind! [18:57] ---     It's just possible... [18:58] ---     It's just possible, that there's     a one in a million chance... [19:00] ---     A one in a billion chance... [19:01] ---     A chance as unlikely     as the Earth exploding... [19:06] ---     that I can't win those contests     because I don't have the talent for it. [19:11] ---     Miss... [19:13] ---     Miss! [19:17] ---     I'm just... I'm just... [19:23] ---     Miss! [19:27] ---     Are you all right, Miss? [19:29] ---     Leave me alone. [19:31] ---     I have no talent and     I'm not much help to anyone... [19:35] ---     Not to worry. [19:36] ---     Please take a look! [19:38] ---     Thanks to all your help, [19:40] ---     those two both have such     satisfied looks on their faces. SIGN    Dazed~~ [19:43] ---     Don't their eyes seem lifeless? [19:45] ---     What shall we do about the cleaning? [19:46] ---     This was my chance to get screen time. [19:51] ---     You think I have no talent, too, don't you? [19:54] ---     What?! [19:55] ---     You do, don't you?! [19:56] ---     You've won manga contests and     in your eyes, I have no talent for it. [19:59] ---     That's what you want to say, right?! [20:03] ---     You do have talent, Miss. [20:06] ---     What? [20:07] ---     I mean, you've written many works     of manga and submitted them, right? [20:11] ---     Yes... [20:12] ---     There are a lot of people who never     even finish drawing one work [20:15] ---     and fail to see the project through. [20:18] ---     But when it comes to something you love, [20:21] ---     you try to do your best     without losing heart. [20:23] ---     You have a talent called passion! [20:26] ---     A talent called passion? [20:28] ---     Yes, I guarantee it. [20:32] ---     I understand, Hayate! [20:33] ---     I'll try and take a chance on my passion! [20:36] ---     That's the spirit, Miss! [20:38] ---     Besides, it's possible that your manga     are just too sophisticated. [20:44] ---     Too sophisticated? [20:45] ---     Yes! [20:47] ---     Perhaps the richness     of your experiences is too great [20:49] ---     for people to easily appreciate     how interesting your work is. [20:51] ---     Th-That makes sense! [20:53] ---     So, if I tone things down a bit... [20:55] ---     That's right! Then next time,     you will surely win! [20:59] ---     All right! Then I guess     I'll work hard at it one more time! [21:02] ---     Please do, Miss! [21:09] ---     "Black Sega Saturn?!" [21:11] ---     "That's the surefire way to save     Earth in the 8th dimension. [21:14] ---     "All that remains is to win     in the music contest. [21:16] ---     "The 4th Space God Communication     Ticket Vending Vessel we need for that [21:19] ---     "has already been successfully     bid on in Yahoo Auctions." [21:21] ---     Man, it's as sophisticated as ever... [21:25] ---     The next new author award     is as good as mine now. [21:28] ---     Y-Yes... [21:30] ---     Thus, the butler-in-debt's life     experience and suffering continue. [21:34] ---     Next time, a dragon and a hamster     will meet in the clash of the century! [21:38] ---     Or so we thought, but due to     the convenience of the rotation, [21:41] ---     we have a swimsuit episode. SIGN    Notebook SIGN    Nagi [21:44] ---     So exciting, so thrilling. [21:46] ---     That is my Nagi. [21:49] ---     That cured the stiffness in my shoulders. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful,     it'll be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    SIGN: Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Hello, I'm Yukiji Katsura. [23:32] ---     Miss Katsura, what are you doing here?! [23:35] ---     Well, I figured I possess     greater adult charms than Hinagiku [23:37] ---     and that people might enjoy     my appearance somewhat more. [23:40] ---     I don't know about that... [23:41] ---     Besides, the boys and girls who are fans     of Hinagiku won't buy the DVDs! [23:45] ---     You really should target single men over 20! [23:47] ---     Miss Katsura, advertising     within the show is forbidden! [23:49] ---     How naïve of you, Ayasaki! [23:50] ---     I want people to buy the "Hayate     the Combat Butler" DVDs... [23:53] ---     You're panicking way too much, Ayasaki. [23:54] ---     Hey, Sis! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     Next time, it's the summer festival, [23:58] ---     the highly anticipated swimsuit episode! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     A luxury resort island in the tropics, [24:02] ---     Hakuou Island and those     who go there see... see... see...! [24:06] ---     Welcome to Hakuou Island. [24:08] ---     I am this island's     in-house butler and manager, [24:11] ---     Schmidt Offenbach. [24:13] ---     I shall take it upon myself to create     happy summer memories for you. [24:17] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:18] ---     "The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits". [24:19] ---     The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits [24:20] ---     I will be talking more than usual as well. [24:22] ---     Now, how to fight through this... 18 - The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. SIGN    Payday!! SIGN    Seaside Camp [00:18] ---     For seaside camp at Hakuou Academy, [00:22] ---     they take a private jet. [00:35] ---     With her fear of flying,     Hinagiku does not participate. [00:38] ---     But you mustn't panic.     Don't change the channel. [00:43] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:46] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:49] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:52] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [00:56] ---     Yes! [00:57] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:01] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:05] ---     What's this? We're suddenly     on a summer break episode? [01:08] ---     It seems, due to rotation issues, [01:09] ---     Episode 18 and 20 were     swapped at the last minute. [01:12] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:12] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:19] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:19] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:25] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:25] ---     Giving in to fate [01:28] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:28] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:33] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:33] ---     That's just not cool! [01:38] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:38] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:41] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:41] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:46] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:46] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:50] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:50] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:56] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:56] ---     Just let it take you [02:03] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:03] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:06] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:06] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:09] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:09] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:15] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:15] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:22] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:22] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:41] ---     The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits [02:46] ---     The number of participants     is small for seaside camp. [02:49] ---     Well, now, that's because the fee     to participate is insanely expensive. [02:53] ---     It is not for the convenience     of anime production. [02:55] ---     And for Hayate,     this is his first plane ride. [02:59] ---     But you know, he once rode     in a chopper, didn't he? [03:01] ---     Oh, well... [03:11] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [03:22] ---     Wow, it's so pretty! [03:24] ---     What is? [03:25] ---     Kumo-umi (cloud sea)! [03:27] ---     Oh-ho! [03:28] ---     Katsy, why don't you come look     at the kumo-umi with us? [03:31] ---     "Unkai". [03:32] ---     Unkai?! [03:34] ---     Written as "sea of clouds",     it's read as "unkai". [03:39] ---     Once summer break's over,     I'm putting it on the kanji test. [03:42] ---     Crushed! [03:44] ---     Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. [03:47] ---     Little Master Taiga. [03:51] ---     Little Master Taiga. [04:02] ---     I am thirsty. [04:04] ---     I-Is cola okay? [04:06] ---     Yes. [04:06] ---     G-Got it. [04:10] ---     H-Himuro... [04:15] ---     It's cold and delicious. [04:23] ---     Seconds, please. [04:24] ---     Oh, sure. [04:29] ---     Nonohara, could I sit down now? [04:31] ---     Young Master, I told you, did I not? [04:35] ---     You did. [04:36] ---     And what did I say? [04:37] ---     The best way to prevent     blood clots is to run. [04:40] ---     One more time. [04:41] ---     The best way to prevent     blood clots is to run! [04:44] ---     Then run, damn you! [04:49] ---     Nonohara, keep it down. [04:53] ---     Yes, ma'am. [04:54] ---     Miss, thank you for paying     the fee for seaside camp... SIGN    Air Sickness Bag [05:01] ---     Hayate, I think it'd be better [05:03] ---     if you didn't try to thank me     for paying while you're airsick. [05:06] ---     Pardon me... [05:12] ---     A luxury resort island     with white sand beaches, [05:14] ---     floating in the blue seas of the tropics. [05:17] ---     That is Hakuou Island. [05:18] ---     The Hakuou Academy's island used     exclusively for its seaside camp. [05:34] ---     We're here! [05:34] ---     Make sure you follow me! [05:38] ---     There! [05:39] ---     Come on, get on already. [05:40] ---     Up we go. [05:41] ---     And now, to your right, you will see... [05:47] ---     I feel like we got some     irrelevant images in there... [05:50] ---     The screen capture people certainly     won't be able to let their guards down. [05:52] ---     Huh? [06:03] ---     Welcome to Hakuou Island,     Hakuou Academy's island [06:06] ---     used exclusively for its seaside camp. [06:08] ---     Who are you? [06:09] ---     Pardon me. [06:11] ---     Installed here just this year, [06:13] ---     I am Hakuou Island's in-house butler     and manager, Schmidt Offenbach. [06:17] ---     Please call me Schmidt. [06:19] ---     Oh, I didn't know. [06:21] ---     Yes, and to make this     a happy summer break memory, [06:25] ---     I shall work hard to create for you. [06:27] ---     Then we'll place ourselves in your hands. [06:30] ---     We're in your hands! [06:31] ---     Then let me show you     to your rooms right away. SIGN    The Avarice Room SIGN    The Simpleton Room [06:39] ---     It looks like we're the only     ones assigned 3 to a room. [06:42] ---     Is that because we're underachievers?! [06:44] ---     I doubt that, but... SIGN    Can't show you! [06:49] ---     Say, Himuro, which bed do you want? SIGN    The Fortitude Room [06:59] ---     Man, that was heavy! [07:03] ---     Young Master. [07:04] ---     Not heavy! Not heavy! Not heavy at all! SIGN    The Social Recluse Room [07:10] ---     The main room is yours, Miss. [07:13] ---     Klaus and I will be in the guest room. [07:15] ---     Then, I will see you later. [07:19] ---     I wouldn't have minded     being in the same room... [07:22] ---     Everyone change into your swimwear!     Assemble by the pool! SIGN    SIGN: Taiga SIGN    SIGN: Nagi SIGN    SIGN: Izumi SIGN    SIGN: Risa [07:35] ---     Before we go swim in the ocean, [07:37] ---     we will practice swimming in this pool. [07:39] ---     We'll start with some stretching! [08:03] ---     Okay, then I think it's time     to get into the pool... [08:06] ---     Thank you for waiting! [08:08] ---     What?! [08:09] ---     Schmidt, what the hell is that?! [08:12] ---     A synchronized swimming puppeteer machine! [08:16] ---     A synchronized swimming puppeteer machine? [08:19] ---     Yay! [08:23] ---     Then I shall waste no time... [08:25] ---     Push. [08:27] ---     Zambot Moon Attack! [08:39] ---     Hey, why is he in the foreground?! [08:43] ---     Hey, you! What do you think     you're doing to the Miss?! [08:49] ---     Oh, no, this is one of the attractions     for creating happy memories. [08:53] ---     Please watch for a while. [08:55] ---     Huh? [08:56] ---     Uh, okay... [08:57] ---     Start the music! [09:00] ---     The neverending blue sky [09:06] ---     With a heart and mind fresh as can be [09:06] ---     Schmidt! Stop this! [09:09] ---     How is this going to make     for happy memories?! [09:16] ---     H-Himuro! [09:18] ---     Power of Flower [09:18] ---     Don't worry about me! [09:20] ---     An indomitable spirit! [09:24] ---     Watch me from where you are! [09:25] ---     Nonohara, h-help! [09:27] ---     Power of Flower [09:28] ---     Young Master, [09:29] ---     I do not recall raising you to be so weak! [09:31] ---     Y-Yes, sir! [09:33] ---     Power of Flower [09:35] ---     Miss, are you all right?! [09:36] ---     I may be small now [09:37] ---     Yeah, I'm managing somehow. [09:39] ---     But that butler named Schmidt... [09:40] ---     But I'll reach high and look at the future [09:41] ---     He said he would have us make     happy summer break memories, [09:45] ---     but he's the one enjoying himself! [09:46] ---     Powerful Flower [09:46] ---     Yes, I think so, too. [09:48] ---     And someday, even that bud [09:52] ---     Wh-What are you doing?! [09:53] ---     Will bloom large right     in the middle of your heart [09:55] ---     Please create happy summer break     memories with your mistress. [09:59] ---     And now, for the finale... Push. [10:00] ---     Power of Flower [10:15] ---     Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! SIGN    Hakuou [10:35] ---     Were you able to make some happy memories? [10:41] ---     Like hell we could've! [10:48] ---     It is noon. That was the lunch bell. [10:53] ---     A luxurious barbeque has been prepared     at the beachside restaurant. [10:56] ---     All right! [10:57] ---     Katsy, you can punch Schmidt after lunch. [11:00] ---     True. [11:02] ---     However, before that... [11:09] ---     Having lunch in your school     swimwear would be unfortunate, [11:12] ---     so I have prepared     fabulous swimwear for you! [11:18] ---     I'm taking this! [11:19] ---     I shall go with this one. [11:20] ---     Hmm, then I'll pick this one. [11:22] ---     However, I shall take the liberty     of creating the selections for you. [11:26] ---     What? [11:28] ---     Please leave the changing to me as well. [11:31] ---     What?! [11:32] ---     This is not Lancelot! [11:43] ---     As I thought, he's the one enjoying this. [11:46] ---     He is enjoying himself far too much. [11:51] ---     Is "daidai-iro (orange)" orange?     (Daidai-iro tte orenji?) [11:55] ---     Think about the answer yourself.     (Jibun de kangaenasai) [11:59] ---     Izumi Segawa. [12:03] ---     Miki Hanabishi. [12:08] ---     Risa Asakaze. [12:12] ---     Yukiji Katsura. [12:17] ---     Miss Nagi Sanzenin. [12:22] ---     And Young Master Taiga Ohkouchi. [12:27] ---     Hey, now, why are you finishing up with him? [12:29] ---     No matter how you look at it,     you're panning way too much! [12:32] ---     And so, here they are at lunch time. [12:36] ---     This bikini... [12:38] ---     Yes, this is eros. [12:41] ---     Schmidt's sensibilities are a bit odd. [12:44] ---     You think so? I rather like it. [12:48] ---     Ladies and gentlemen, [12:50] ---     in order to make your seaside     camp lunch a happy memory, [12:53] ---     I have taken the liberty     of preparing this for you. [12:56] ---     Create. [12:57] ---     It looks like he might be up     to something again. [13:00] ---     No, surely not... [13:02] ---     Eating a live alligator! [13:06] ---     Naturally, it is still alive. Create. [13:18] ---     Right around when hell was     breaking loose on Hakuou Island, [13:21] ---     Isumi was... [13:22] ---     ...trying to get to the seaside camp     and had gotten lost again. [13:33] ---     Sniff, sniff. [13:35] ---     Woof, woof. [13:36] ---     Peter! Come over here!     There's someone buried here! [13:41] ---     We have to let Uncle know! [13:43] ---     Meanwhile, Hinagiku was... [13:44] ---     ...fully enjoying a day off in the city. [13:47] ---     Tres bien. [13:49] ---     All right! Today, let's do     a TurboGrafx challenge in Ikebukuro! [13:55] ---     Oh, you there, miss! [13:57] ---     Huh? Me? SIGN    Can't show you! [14:05] ---     You're good at this, miss! [14:07] ---     Darn you little...! [14:08] ---     Well, this is a highly     technologically advanced program. [14:12] ---     It's pushing the limits of the hardware. [14:14] ---     I see. [14:22] ---     After rampaging its heart out, [14:24] ---     Mr. Alligator went "see     you later" back to nature. [14:28] ---     Hayate and the others     learned how precious life is. [14:31] ---     Humans. Alligator. Coral. Seagulls. [14:33] ---     They are all invaluable members     and their fellows of Spaceship Earth. [14:38] ---     I wish you well, Alligator! [14:40] ---     Don't ever get caught by humans again! [14:43] ---     Find a nice bride and raise     a warm alligator family! [14:49] ---     When the families meet, make     sure to do it at your bride's home! [14:50] ---     Yum! It was just so yum! SIGN    °This is in Tigerese. [14:53] ---     I can't eat any more! [14:54] ---     But I still want to have it again! [14:57] ---     After lunch, it's free time. [15:00] ---     Every conceivable kind of marine sport     was being created for them. [15:06] ---     Izumi Segawa, Miki Hanabishi,     and Risa Asakaze [15:09] ---     encountered the brilliantly     blue sea on Hakuou Island. [15:17] ---     They encountered... [15:22] ---     Oh, they encountered... [15:28] ---     Oh, they so encountered... [15:32] ---     Head! [15:35] ---     Hinagiku Katsura in "Delineating     the Passionate World", coming up next! SIGN    Coming Up Next [15:46] ---     Aren't you going to play around, Miss? [15:52] ---     I enjoy spending time like this the best. [16:08] ---     I have brought you a drink. [16:11] ---     Thanks. Create. [16:15] ---     Merci. Create. [16:18] ---     He's a good butler     when he's not up to anything... [16:34] ---     What? [16:39] ---     Ooh! This is good stuff! SIGN    Tail Fin SIGN    Dark Meat SIGN    You Are Here SIGN    Hyakujou (stomach) SIGN    Saezuri (tongue) [16:46] ---     What do you think? [16:49] ---     Of what?! [16:50] ---     I will now have you enjoy     a wonderful deep sea outing. [16:54] ---     But we can't see anything. [16:56] ---     Create... [16:58] ---     Don't try to gloss it over! [17:00] ---     This must be Diana's doing. [17:02] ---     Little Master? [17:11] ---     Let's walk. [17:12] ---     Yes, Miss. [17:15] ---     And thus, the time for supper came to pass. [17:18] ---     Meals at hotels are apparently luxurious, [17:21] ---     but that has nothing to do with her. [17:26] ---     C-Camp... Ranchu goldfish... [17:30] ---     F-First kiss?! [17:33] ---     Dinner at the Hakuou Academy's     seaside camp was a formal affair. [17:43] ---     To the Hakuou Academy's seaside camp! [17:47] ---     Create! [17:55] ---     Oh? You seem rather glum... [18:00] ---     I don't want a seaside camp like this! [18:04] ---     Me, neither. [18:05] ---     I want to go home! [18:08] ---     We're sick of this seaside camp, too. [18:17] ---     Idiot Trio... [18:18] ---     Idiot Trio?! [18:20] ---     Oh, sorry. [18:21] ---     It's just like the three girls say. [18:24] ---     Schmidt, we don't want to be     your entertainment any longer! [18:27] ---     Miss Katsura, with all due respect, [18:29] ---     I am merely exerting myself so that     you may create this seaside camp [18:33] ---     to be a happy summer break memory. [18:36] ---     And your exertions are a nuisance. [18:38] ---     Master Himuro. [18:40] ---     Schmidt, your meddlesome way isn't good     for the Young Master's education. [18:43] ---     You, too, Master Nonohara? [18:45] ---     Miss... [18:47] ---     If everyone wants to go home, I'll go, too. [18:50] ---     Then, shall we go home? [18:52] ---     Oh, put the leftovers in tupperwares,     okay? I'll be taking it with me. [18:55] ---     Not so fast. [18:57] ---     Schmidt. [18:59] ---     Move aside. [19:03] ---     When it comes to seaside camp     during summer break, [19:06] ---     you must have a test of courage at night! [19:08] ---     In order for this to be a happy     summer break memory for you all, [19:11] ---     I have had these people assemble     from all over the world! [19:20] ---     The fun is only beginning! [19:23] ---     It's show time! [19:29] ---     Miss! [19:33] ---     Miss! [19:35] ---     Miss! [19:37] ---     Miss! [19:39] ---     Hayate fought valiantly to protect Nagi. [19:45] ---     I-I'm counting on you, Nonohara! [19:47] ---     Take that. [19:51] ---     Nonohara had Azumamiya fight. [19:57] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [20:00] ---     Taiga protected Himuro. SIGN    Freezing Killer Jet [20:08] ---     Klaus sprayed them with insecticide! [20:11] ---     They often appear during the summer. [20:14] ---     Tama set up a mosquito coil! [20:19] ---     Create happy memories! [20:25] ---     Like hell we could! [20:28] ---     Everyone, we're going home! [20:32] ---     Is everyone here? [20:33] ---     Yes! [20:35] ---     But that sure was one     hell of a seaside camp. [20:39] ---     That's Hakuou Academy for you... [20:43] ---     Oh? Katsy, this plane     is flying over mountains. [20:48] ---     Huh? [20:49] ---     We're not heading back     to the Hakuou Academy?! [20:53] ---     Hey, where do you think you're going? [20:56] ---     If you do not like the seaside camp, [20:59] ---     I shall create a school camp in the woods. [21:02] ---     Schmidt?! [21:03] ---     Who knows where the group is headed? [21:07] ---     Next time, they will fight     the memories of a summer. SIGN    Maria's Room [21:14] ---     Hello, I'm Maria. [21:16] ---     Our guests today are Miss     Sakuya Aizawa's butlers, [21:19] ---     Mr. Makita and Mr. Kunieda. [21:22] ---     I'm Makita. [21:23] ---     I'm Kunieda. [21:24] ---     Neither of you have appeared     in the episodes recently, [21:28] ---     but what kinds of things     do you do on your days off? [21:30] ---     I bought a guitar a short while ago, but... [21:33] ---     E and stuff is fine, but F is just...! [21:35] ---     Oh, I'm Makita. [21:36] ---     Cleaning my room, I suppose... [21:38] ---     Oh, but when I'm cleaning,     I can't help but end up reading books. [21:41] ---     Oh, I'm Kunieda. [21:42] ---     Wow, I had no idea. [21:45] ---     Thank you for joining me today. [21:48] ---     Well, then see you again next time. SIGN     Please look forward to next time. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful,     it'll be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    SIGN: Butler Report [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Hello, hello, hello! I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:31] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:32] ---     Oh? We're playing your song again? [23:34] ---     On a certain jungle-like dot-com site, [23:36] ---     I currently rank higher than Hinagiku, [23:38] ---     but to be extra safe,     I'm giving it one more push! [23:40] ---     I see... [23:41] ---     Now is the time to prove who's     the heroine of "Hayate the Combat Butler"! [23:45] ---     That's my Miss! [23:46] ---     Your competitiveness     is growing ever more polished. [23:50] ---     Hayate, the word "defeat" does not     exist in Nagi Sanzenin's vocabulary! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     And now, next time on     "Hayate the Combat Butler"... SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Saki's been acting strange lately. [24:02] ---     It seems she's got     something on her mind, but... [24:04] ---     Saki doesn't look it, but I guess her     coming-of-age ceremony is next year. [24:07] ---     Incidentally, how was your     coming-of-age ceremony, Maria? [24:10] ---     I'm a young and fresh     17 years old, you know. [24:12] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation     (National Edition) 2007". [24:17] ---     Come to think of it,     no one celebrated my birthday. [24:19] ---     Miss Saki's Little     Preoccupation (National Edition) 2007 [24:20] ---     Well, not that it really matters. [24:22] ---     Join Hayate again next time to "Release!" 19 - Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation (National Edition) 2007 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:38] ---     Miss, what is this? [00:41] ---     It seems rather avant-garde... [00:42] ---     Yeah, when I went     to rent videos from Wataru, [00:45] ---     it looked interesting, so I couldn't     resist bringing it back. [00:48] ---     You have to show it to     at least 2 people within a week [00:50] ---     or you die. [00:51] ---     Wait, what?! Isn't that the curse     from that loopish video?! [00:58] ---     There's no way such     an unscientific thing could be true. [01:01] ---     I guess even you have     a rather childlike side to you. [01:05] ---     Oh, right. You're right. [01:08] ---     Allow me to explain, just to be clear. [01:10] ---     The loopish video refers     to the movie "Ring"... [01:12] ---     No, no! Please don't say anything more! [01:15] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:18] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:21] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:24] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:28] ---     Yes! [01:29] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:33] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:37] ---     Our theme may be horror,     which is typical for the Obon festival, [01:39] ---     but perhaps I still acted too scared. [01:40] ---     It's the Obon festival anyway.     No one's watching, [01:42] ---     so we'll go with animated storyboards     for the rest of the episode! [01:44] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:44] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:51] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:51] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:57] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:57] ---     Giving in to fate [02:00] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:00] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:05] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:05] ---     That's just not cool! [02:09] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:09] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:13] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:13] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:18] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:18] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:21] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:21] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:28] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:28] ---     Just let it take you [02:35] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:35] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:38] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:38] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:41] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:41] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:47] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:47] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:54] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:54] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:13] ---     Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation     (National Edition) 2007 SIGN    Video Tachibana [03:18] ---     What's with that damn Nagi?!     She's late again! [03:21] ---     Sure, she probably can't understand Oshii's     work just watching it once, but still! [03:27] ---     Huh? [03:28] ---     That loopish video isn't here. SIGN    Summer Horror Fair [03:30] ---     I had no idea there were people kooky enough     to rent a knockoff like that. [03:34] ---     Oh, Saki, [03:36] ---     Nagi's late again, so give her     a call to remind her for me. [03:44] ---     What's with her? [03:51] ---     It's been a week since then,     but nothing's happened. [03:55] ---     I told you, didn't I? [03:57] ---     There can't possibly be such     things as ghosts in this world. [04:01] ---     You're right. [04:03] ---     Maria sure is something, though. [04:05] ---     She's so mature. I bet there's nothing     that she can't handle. [04:09] ---     Oh, that reminds me. We received     a watermelon as a gift, didn't we? [04:12] ---     How would you like some? [04:14] ---     What? Then let us be sure     to serve it to the Miss as well. [04:16] ---     Oh, no, that is... [04:18] ---     I actually took some to Nagi earlier, but... [04:24] ---     This is no good! [04:25] ---     I need a better name     that reaches out and grabs people! [04:28] ---     I'm going to incorporate horror     and develop a new genre! [04:33] ---     I see. [04:34] ---     When it comes to manga,     the Miss gets too absorbed in it. [04:37] ---     Well, that's also one     of her good qualities, though. [04:41] ---     Give me some, too. [04:43] ---     Wataru, what brings you here? [04:44] ---     Hmm, you know, well... [04:47] ---     Stupid Nagi's late again, so I'm here     to give her a little reminder. [04:50] ---     Oh, what was that weird video? [04:53] ---     So that's it. I noticed it was     missing from the store. [04:56] ---     I guess Nagi took it     without letting me know. [04:58] ---     It was made right around     when the original became a hit. SIGN    The Loop [05:01] ---     A knockoff and a pale imitation at that. [05:03] ---     I never imagined anyone would want to     watch something so obviously lame. [05:07] ---     I mean, if Sadako comes     out of it, that's one thing, [05:10] ---     but as I recall, when you watch that video, [05:13] ---     the thing that comes out is like this. [05:15] ---     Hmm, something like that would     certainly be creepy, though... [05:19] ---     Don't you think, Maria? [05:22] ---     Oh? Is something the matter? [05:32] ---     Saki's been acting strange. [05:34] ---     It seems she's got something on her mind, [05:36] ---     but she won't even talk to me about it. [05:38] ---     I swear! Just because she's turned 20, [05:41] ---     is she trying to tell me that she     can't turn to a 13-year-old for help? [05:44] ---     Wow. [05:45] ---     Saki doesn't look it, but I guess her     coming-of-age ceremony is next year. [05:49] ---     Coming-of-age ceremony? SIGN    May of This Year [05:52] ---     Wow, so you're turning 20 in June. [05:56] ---     Yes. [05:56] ---     Maybe I should get you something     to mark the occasion. [05:59] ---     What do you want? [06:00] ---     That sentiment alone is enough for me. [06:02] ---     You're always wearing a maid uniform... [06:05] ---     All right, want me to buy you     a long-sleeved kimono? [06:07] ---     W-Would you really, Young Sir?! [06:09] ---     If you're turning 20, you'll need one     for the ceremony and stuff, right? [06:15] ---     What is it? [06:16] ---     D-Don't you want one? [06:18] ---     It's not that. [06:19] ---     Then, I shall look forward to it     without getting my hopes up too much, [06:23] ---     Young Sir. [06:26] ---     Could it be because I forgot her birthday [06:28] ---     and her long-sleeved kimono     for her coming-of-age ceremony? [06:30] ---     Is that why she's depressed? [06:32] ---     Hey, are birthdays and     coming-of-age ceremonies important? [06:35] ---     Well, I imagine they're pretty important. [06:38] ---     Incidentally, how was your     coming-of-age ceremony, Maria? [06:41] ---     Huh? [06:42] ---     What?! [06:44] ---     Oh, r-right... [06:45] ---     You're still 17, so your     ceremony's still a ways off... [06:48] ---     That's right. SIGN    ROARRRR [06:50] ---     I'm a young and fresh     17 years old, you know. [06:53] ---     So why... [06:55] ---     ...did you think I'd already had     my coming-of-age ceremony? [06:59] ---     M-Maria, you've been acting     strange for a while now! [07:02] ---     I-I haven't been acting strange. [07:07] ---     I just remembered something I have to do. [07:09] ---     Uh... I really wonder     what's gotten into her. [07:14] ---     Her coming-of-age ceremony... [07:16] ---     I guess I'll just start     by asking Saki directly. SIGN    Video Rental V Tachibana [07:24] ---     Hey, Saki... [07:27] ---     Were you sighing because     I'd forgotten your birthday present? [07:32] ---     Come to think of it,     no one celebrated my birthday. [07:38] ---     Well, not that it really matters. [07:44] ---     I can't get back the time I've lost, [07:46] ---     but I believe I can win back the trust! [07:49] ---     Uh-huh... So what do you want from me? [07:51] ---     I want to give a present! [07:53] ---     No thanks. [07:53] ---     Like hell I'd ever give you a damn present! SIGN    BA-BAM BAM BAM BAM SIGN    Can't show you! [07:57] ---     When you're asking a favor of someone, [07:59] ---     as Haman Khan said, you would do well     to watch your language. [08:03] ---     Yessir... [08:04] ---     Good grief. [08:05] ---     In the end, it's better for her     to be playing nicely with her friends, [08:07] ---     rather than working on manga by herself. [08:10] ---     Let me go see about     getting these two some tea. [08:13] ---     So? What's this about a present? [08:15] ---     Oh, no, so... [08:17] ---     I want to give someone     a long-sleeved kimono as a present, [08:20] ---     but I don't know what kind to get her... [08:21] ---     Oh-ho, a long-sleeved     kimono as a present, huh? [08:25] ---     I see, so finally, you've... [08:27] ---     Huh? [08:28] ---     Go to this store. [08:30] ---     It's pretty cheap and they have     the sort of kimono she'd like in stock. [08:33] ---     R-Really?! [08:35] ---     I'll owe you one, Nagi! [08:36] ---     Then I'll head over there right away. [08:38] ---     Oh, but don't buy anything too cheap! [08:44] ---     Let me ask you, just so I know... [08:45] ---     About how much does one     long-sleeved kimono cost? [08:48] ---     Oh, it won't cost as much as 2 Ferraris. [08:51] ---     How the hell does one outfit     cost more than a Ferrari?! [08:53] ---     Don't mock the money sense     of the general public! [08:56] ---     Would you shut up? [08:58] ---     The chair I hit you with earlier     was even more expensive. [09:01] ---     What kind of goods     are you using on a daily basis? [09:03] ---     Besides, once a man's decided     to give a woman a present, [09:07] ---     paying that kind of money... [09:09] ---     ...is a given! What's     the point if you can't?! [09:11] ---     S-Sure, that may be true, but... [09:14] ---     Where am I supposed to get     that kind of money?! [09:17] ---     What? [09:18] ---     It may be in name only,     but we're still betrothed. [09:21] ---     No interest, pay it back     when you make it big. [09:23] ---     What? [09:23] ---     Now, what will it be? [09:29] ---     So bright! [09:32] ---     What?! SIGN    Roaches Come Come SIGN    Combat [09:38] ---     Amazing! An Onmyou mystic! [09:41] ---     What is all this?! [09:42] ---     Maria, you're acting strange! [09:45] ---     What? How do you mean? [09:47] ---     There's nothing strange going on here. [09:50] ---     Wh-What in the world... [09:55] ---     Nooo! [09:58] ---     What? [09:59] ---     I-I... Anything but that! Anything but that! [10:02] ---     I can handle anything but those     black things that go scurrying! [10:07] ---     I had no idea Maria had     a side to her like this. [10:12] ---     I'm sorry. For losing my composure... [10:15] ---     But it's the one thing that I just can't... [10:17] ---     It'll be all right. [10:19] ---     Even if it were to show up, [10:20] ---     I will protect you, without fail. [10:22] ---     Y-You will? Really? [10:25] ---     Yes! [10:39] ---     Roach! [10:43] ---     What's that?! [10:45] ---     I-It can't be! [10:47] ---     H-Hayate, was that... [10:49] ---     It's going to be all right, Maria. [10:55] ---     Roach! [10:59] ---     Roach! [11:00] ---     Roach, roach, roach,     roach, roach, roach, roach! [11:04] ---     I am coming to be with you.     (Ima ai ni ikimasu.) [11:08] ---     I-I can feel a draft.     (Su-Suusuu surun desu.) [11:14] ---     I had no idea the Young Sir     was so concerned about my birthday. [11:19] ---     In contrast to that,     Granny hasn't even called me. [11:24] ---     Let us explain this to you now. [11:26] ---     Saki Kijima's grandmother is... [11:28] ---     ...the legendary house maid, Rei Kijima. [11:32] ---     In search of her missing daughter     and her husband, i.e. Saki's parents, [11:36] ---     Rei Kijima went traveling across the world     with her granddaughter, Saki. [11:41] ---     At one time, she saved a president     from being assassinated. [11:47] ---     At another time, she solved     a difficult cold case. [11:53] ---     And on yet another occasion,     she found an oppressed people, [11:57] ---     whom she frequently freed     with dishes that impressed the Emperor. [12:00] ---     Uh, however, the legendary house maid     was already 62 years old. [12:05] ---     Smack dab in the middle     of the Sahara Desert, [12:06] ---     she was on the brink of death. [12:10] ---     Granny! Granny! [12:12] ---     Are you going to let your     exhaustion overcome you here?! [12:14] ---     O Rei Kijima, legendary house maid?! [12:17] ---     This man is none other than the     leader of the Tachibana Group, [12:20] ---     Enkyou Tachibana himself! [12:24] ---     Enkyou rescued Rei Kijima     and also Saki, while he was at it. [12:28] ---     A soul-deep rapport grows     between Rei Kijima and Enkyou, [12:30] ---     which is neither love nor friendship! [12:32] ---     And to repay him, Rei fights!     Against evil! And against culprits! [12:37] ---     In the midst of all this, there was     a new encounter for Saki, too. [12:43] ---     Her encounter with Wataru. [12:44] ---     Being too young, the mother showed     almost no interest in her own son. [12:49] ---     Seeing him in profile,     looking so lonely, Saki swore... [12:52] ---     ...that in thanks for rescuing Rei Kijima, [12:54] ---     she would repay them by raising     this child to be a fine adult. [12:59] ---     There you are. Tea. [13:01] ---     To Saki, it seemed as though their two     souls, abandoned by their mothers, [13:05] ---     were calling to one another. [13:10] ---     The tea I make tastes better. [13:12] ---     However, Wataru turned out     to be an unexpectedly skillful boy, [13:15] ---     capable of doing anything [13:18] ---     and he was far better at things     than the naturally klutzy Saki. [13:24] ---     Considering how the Young Sir is, [13:25] ---     will I be able to guide him     so that he becomes a fine adult? [13:29] ---     Incidentally, Saki's parents     live in Ueno even now, [13:32] ---     so please rest assured     that they are not missing. SIGN    Sanzenin [13:48] ---     A d-dead end! [13:49] ---     Please hang on tight! [13:57] ---     Hayate... [14:01] ---     Really, such a beautiful day. [14:04] ---     Oh? [14:05] ---     On days like this,     there is no better pastime [14:07] ---     than to go around giving new     meanings to the garden flowers. [14:13] ---     Beep! Target sighted! SIGN    Security [14:16] ---     Roach! [14:17] ---     Jet Stream Attack! [14:19] ---     Roach! [14:20] ---     Attack! [14:22] ---     Roach! [14:23] ---     Attack! [14:25] ---     Roach! [14:26] ---     Attack! [14:28] ---     Roach! [14:35] ---     We can get him! We'll do     the Jet Stream Attack one more time! [14:38] ---     Roger! [14:40] ---     Roach! [14:41] ---     Jet Stream... [14:46] ---     Roach! [14:47] ---     Roach! [14:48] ---     ...Attack! [14:49] ---     Roach! [14:52] ---     Beep! He used me as a stepping stone! [14:56] ---     We should be fine,     now that we've come this far. [14:58] ---     Based on what evidence? [15:02] ---     Hayate... [15:03] ---     Oh, no, anyone would have     done the same in my place. [15:07] ---     No, that! [15:09] ---     Roach! [15:12] ---     You're one persistent bastard! [15:13] ---     I'll protect Maria! [15:16] ---     Butler Kick! SIGN    BAM [15:25] ---     Roach! [15:28] ---     Roach? [15:36] ---     You lay a hand on Hayate     and you will regret it! [15:42] ---     R-Roach... [15:50] ---     Roach! [15:56] ---     Ow, that hurt... [15:58] ---     Maria... [15:59] ---     Hayate! [16:01] ---     Are you all right? [16:02] ---     I talked big, saying I would protect you, [16:04] ---     but you ended up protecting me. [16:06] ---     That's not true. [16:09] ---     You did protect me, Hayate. [16:11] ---     Maria... [16:15] ---     Oh, no! If that thing goes after Nagi... [16:18] ---     The Miss! [16:25] ---     Here I was thinking I had arrived     without getting lost for once, [16:29] ---     but I come to find a little one     who has become lost in here. [16:34] ---     Roach! [16:44] ---     Isumi, I had no idea you were here! [16:47] ---     Oh, did you see a black     scurrying thing around here?! [16:51] ---     Oh, that little one went home already. [16:56] ---     Isumi defeated that thing...?! [16:58] ---     What's this commotion about? [17:02] ---     I didn't know you were here! [17:03] ---     Did you hear from Wataru? [17:05] ---     What? [17:07] ---     That's not why? [17:09] ---     I guess he's shy,     in spite of the way he acts. [17:19] ---     When you get down to it, a present     has to come out of your own pocket. [17:22] ---     Once I looked at what     my savings could buy me, [17:25] ---     I ended up with a summer kimono. [17:28] ---     My, what an adorable summer kimono. [17:32] ---     Isumi! [17:33] ---     Oh, sorry... But what are you doing here? [17:36] ---     Um... Nagi said... [17:39] ---     ...that you had something important     to say to me and a wonderful present, [17:43] ---     so I should come to your house right away. [17:47] ---     Could the present be... [17:49] ---     ...that? [17:50] ---     Oh, no! This is... [17:52] ---     Then, what was the important     thing you had to say to me? [17:56] ---     Damn Nagi and her meddlesome ways! [17:59] ---     But this is a golden opportunity! [18:01] ---     I can give this summer kimono to Isumi     and tell her how I feel... [18:08] ---     How I feel... [18:12] ---     Isumi! [18:13] ---     Yes? [18:14] ---     I was able to get two     of the "Changéríon" box sets, [18:18] ---     so I'll give you one! [18:19] ---     Oh, my! [18:20] ---     So, what was the important     thing you want to say to me? [18:23] ---     It was about the performance of     Mr. Hagino, who plays the lead! [18:25] ---     It's different from Asakura     in "Masked Rider Ryuki", [18:26] ---     and his cheerful performance     is a real highlight! [18:29] ---     Well, take your time watching it     when you get back. [18:31] ---     I will. Thank you, Wataru. [18:43] ---     Young Sir? [18:47] ---     What are you doing out here? [18:50] ---     Uh, right... [18:54] ---     Oh? [18:55] ---     This is... [18:56] ---     Well, you know,     I felt bad for forgetting, so... [19:02] ---     I can smell another     woman's scent in this room! [19:06] ---     Huh?! [19:07] ---     Could it be that you brought home a girl     while I was gone and... [19:11] ---     Uh... did pervy things...?! [19:15] ---     No! [19:16] ---     A present for you! This summer kimono! [19:19] ---     What? Why did you get me a present? [19:22] ---     Because... like... [19:24] ---     I didn't have enough money     and I couldn't buy a long-sleeved kimono, [19:27] ---     and this can't really take its place, [19:29] ---     but I forgot to get you a birthday present [19:32] ---     and I thought maybe that's why     you'd been so mopey lately, so... [19:35] ---     Oh! [19:37] ---     The thing that was bothering me... [19:38] ---     ...was what color I should get     for my new cell phone... [19:43] ---     Huh?! [19:56] ---     Well, that's okay... [20:03] ---     Good grief. [20:05] ---     So it seems that wasn't a present for Isumi. [20:08] ---     I see. [20:09] ---     So, did you end up lending him money? [20:12] ---     No. [20:13] ---     He said it was pointless     if he didn't pay for it himself, [20:15] ---     so it seems he bought a cheap summer     kimono instead of a long-sleeved one. [20:18] ---     Paid about 50,000. [20:19] ---     F-Fifty thousand... [20:20] ---     That is not cheap. [20:22] ---     By the way, that loopish     thing hasn't shown up. [20:25] ---     See? Stuff like that is superstition. [20:30] ---     Yes. [20:31] ---     Mm-hm. [20:32] ---     Wh-What was that?! Did a missile     come flying from somewhere?! [20:36] ---     They started a fireworks show nearby. [20:39] ---     Fireworks, huh? Nothing says     summer like fireworks. [20:42] ---     All right, let's go out together, Hayate. [20:44] ---     Yes, Miss. [20:50] ---     Nothing says summer like grilled     squid from a street stall! [21:08] ---     Y-You look good in that summer kimono. [21:12] ---     Thank you very much, Young Sir. [21:14] ---     It just may be that yet another     new misunderstanding has been born. [21:21] ---     Hurry! Hurry! [21:30] ---     Pretty, isn't it, Hayate? [21:32] ---     Yes. [21:38] ---     Roach. SIGN    Frozen! [21:43] ---     Next time, a dragon and a hamster... [21:46] ---     ...will fight over the one they love     and their maidenly pride. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:13] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:13] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:31] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:31] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:49] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:49] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:03] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:03] ---     Stars so beautiful,     it'll be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    SIGN: Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     The Iron Cross Killer! I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     Man, it's really gotten hot lately. [23:35] ---     The highs in Nerima surpassed     30 degrees Celsius today. [23:37] ---     Please don't make such offhand remarks. [23:39] ---     We won't know if it'll be hot     on the actual day this airs. [23:41] ---     And depending on the region,     it'll air on different days, too. [23:44] ---     Never mind that. What I want to say... [23:46] ---     ...is that when it's hot, stay     cooped up in a room with A/C blasting, [23:49] ---     play some online game,     and listen to my character song! [23:52] ---     You shouldn't spend your summer     in such an unhealthy way! [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     All right! Starting today,     it's summer break! [23:58] ---     Starting today, I'm going to play     online games, watch anime, draw manga, SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     and have all the fun I want every day! [24:03] ---     I feel like her life is pretty similar,     even when she has school... [24:06] ---     Aw, man, summer break's here, [24:09] ---     but I don't feel very happy somehow. [24:10] ---     I wonder what Hayate's doing... [24:12] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "I Like Books, But Sing It     Great Palace of the Dragon King". [24:16] ---     Oh, you're that thieving hamster! [24:19] ---     I Like Books, But Sing It     Great Palace of the Dragon King [24:19] ---     Wh-Who are you calling a thieving hamster?! [24:22] ---     The Sign of the Guardian guides me. 20 - I Like Books, But Sing It Great Palace of the Dragon King Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:17] ---     Looks like it's going to be a hot day. [00:22] ---     Oh, good morning, Miss. [00:25] ---     Yes, I am going to school. [00:29] ---     Yes, Miss! Then I shall     accompany you as well. [00:33] ---     Wait, what?! [00:34] ---     What has gotten into you, Miss?! [00:36] ---     Getting up this early     in the morning all on your own?! [00:40] ---     Not to mention, heading off     to school of your own volition?! [00:42] ---     I mean, to begin with,     summer break started today... [00:44] ---     Just kidding! [00:46] ---     Huh? [00:49] ---     Surprised? That was a great joke of mine. [00:52] ---     A joke? [00:54] ---     Oh, I see, so that's what it was. [00:56] ---     Knowing it's summer break,     I feel too restless. [00:59] ---     How could I sleep?! [01:02] ---     All right! [01:03] ---     Starting today, I'm going to play     online games, watch anime, draw manga, [01:06] ---     and have all the fun I want every day! [01:08] ---     I feel like her life is pretty similar,     even when she has school... [01:11] ---     But I guess she must be really happy,     considering how excited she is. [01:21] ---     Starting today, I can spend all my time     with Hayate every day. [01:29] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:32] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:35] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:38] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [01:42] ---     Yes! [01:43] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [01:47] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:51] ---     But wait, I just transferred     and it's already summer break... [01:54] ---     Other than greet my classmates     and duel at the kendo club, [01:56] ---     did I do anything? [01:58] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:58] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:05] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:05] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:11] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:11] ---     Giving in to fate [02:14] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:14] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:19] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:19] ---     That's just not cool! [02:23] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:23] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:27] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:27] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:32] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:32] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:36] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:36] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:42] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:42] ---     Just let it take you [02:49] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:49] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:52] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:52] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:55] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:55] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:01] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:01] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:08] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:08] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:26] ---     I Like Books, But Sing It     Great Palace of the Dragon King SIGN    Hakuou Academy [03:35] ---     Man, summer break is pure bliss! [03:42] ---     I can drink all the sake     I want all day long! [03:45] ---     On top of which, I can do     stuff like this all I want, too! [03:50] ---     I swear, doing nothing     is the ultimate form of luxury! [03:54] ---     Katsy! [03:56] ---     Let's play! [04:00] ---     What are you guys, grade school     kids from the Showa Era? [04:03] ---     We figured you would have time to kill,     so we came to invite you along. [04:06] ---     Sorry! I appreciate the thought,     but I'm busy right now... [04:12] ---     Let's go catch rhinoceros beetles! [04:14] ---     How about a tour on foot     of the thick woods around Fuji?! [04:18] ---     Hey! What are you doing?! Let me go! [04:24] ---     Um, Maria, do you know     any lethal techniques? [04:28] ---     Err... This is out of the blue.     What is this about? [04:32] ---     Well, I met some people I believe to be     first-rate butlers at Hakuou Academy [04:37] ---     and according to them, [04:38] ---     it seems first-rate butlers need     to know a lethal technique or two. [04:42] ---     Uh-huh... [04:43] ---     So I'm thinking of learning some     kind of lethal technique, too! [04:47] ---     I see, so that's what this is about. [04:50] ---     Uh, but why ask me? [04:52] ---     Why? Well... [04:53] ---     This is just a hunch of mine, [04:55] ---     but you look like someone     who might know the Art of Assassination. [04:59] ---     I do not know it! [05:00] ---     But based on my hunch... [05:01] ---     Please toss your useless hunches     in the trash this instant! [05:05] ---     What?! You know it, don't you?! [05:07] ---     Nagi, not you, too. [05:09] ---     I thought you'd at least know the Five     Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique! [05:13] ---     Right?! [05:13] ---     Yes... [05:18] ---     Honestly! Don't turn me into     a master of some fanboy technique. [05:22] ---     Besides, lethal techniques     cannot be learned so easily. [05:26] ---     I'm sure that's true, but... [05:29] ---     Summer break is a great opportunity     and I'd like to master one. [05:32] ---     I was hoping there might be a book     to help me master a lethal technique... [05:37] ---     A book... [05:43] ---     Wow! [05:45] ---     I would expect nothing     less of a Sanzenin library. [05:47] ---     What an amazing number of books! [05:49] ---     Which makes cleaning a real chore. [05:52] ---     But books are great. [05:54] ---     When you immerse yourself in a book,     surrounded by all these books, [05:57] ---     it truly makes you feel intellectual. [05:59] ---     I see. That's my Miss. [06:01] ---     Oh, these must be the shelves     stocked exclusively for you, Miss. [06:04] ---     Hm? How did you know? [06:06] ---     Because this is the one     area littered with manga. [06:10] ---     Y-You're wrong, you know!     I read other books, too! [06:14] ---     Yes, I know that. [06:16] ---     Look at all these video game guides. [06:18] ---     Like I said! [06:19] ---     Reading really does     make you feel intellectual. [06:22] ---     Quit mocking me! [06:25] ---     I don't see any... [06:26] ---     To be so fixated on lethal techniques... [06:29] ---     I cannot comprehend it. [06:32] ---     I can. [06:34] ---     What? [06:36] ---     Hayate must want to     show me how cool he can be. [06:46] ---     I shall protect you with this     elegant technique of mine, Miss. [06:50] ---     Ah! This is impressive, Hayate! [06:53] ---     What is it? [06:54] ---     N-Nothing. [06:56] ---     All right, Hayate! I'll help you, too. [06:59] ---     I'll look for books with clues     about lethal techniques with you. [07:03] ---     Oh, thank you very much, Miss. [07:08] ---     Honestly! Lethal techniques! SIGN    Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques [07:11] ---     It's not like online karate classes [07:12] ---     or like learning to draw manga     at a technical school. [07:14] ---     As if there would be a book     that could teach it to you so easily... SIGN    Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques [07:22] ---     Funnily enough, there actually might be. [07:24] ---     "Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell     with Colored Charts"! [07:27] ---     I never imagined there would be     such a useful sounding book! [07:30] ---     Yes! SIGN    Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques [07:31] ---     But what do you suppose these     Secret Sanzenin Techniques are? [07:33] ---     Oh, come to think of it,     Himegami used to use them. [07:37] ---     Mr. Himegami? [07:39] ---     Um, I hear his name come up     every so often, but... [07:42] ---     Oh, did I never tell you about him? [07:46] ---     He was Nagi's butler before you came along. [07:49] ---     Though, various things happened     and he ended up leaving... [07:52] ---     I see. [07:53] ---     And this butler named Mr. Himegami     also knew lethal techniques? [07:56] ---     Does that mean that perhaps     Mr. Klaus also knows such techniques? [08:04] ---     Would you like to know     what my lethal technique is? [08:07] ---     No, no, not really right now... [08:09] ---     Quit playing around and go do work! [08:15] ---     Anyway, if other butlers can do it,     there's no way you couldn't, either! [08:19] ---     Miss! [08:23] ---     Hayate, we're going to do special     training based on this book! [08:26] ---     What? Y-Yes, Master! [08:28] ---     I'll do my best! [08:29] ---     Don't call me "Master"! [08:31] ---     Call me Undefeated of the North,     South, East, West, and Middle! [08:33] ---     Huh? That's a little too long... [08:35] ---     Quiet! [08:37] ---     Now, follow me! [08:40] ---     A-Are you all right?! [08:42] ---     I scraped up my knee a little. [08:44] ---     There goes the myth of being undefeated,     north, south, east, west, and middle. [08:49] ---     It sure is hot outside. [08:51] ---     Miss, perhaps you shouldn't     strain yourself too much [08:53] ---     and take it easy in an air conditioned room. [08:55] ---     No, this is for the sake     of your lethal technique! [08:58] ---     Then let's get started. [09:00] ---     Yes! Please instruct me! [09:02] ---     Rarrr! [09:03] ---     Well, let's start with something basic. [09:06] ---     Yes, ma'am! [09:06] ---     "Case 1 – the secret technique     for when you're engulfed in flames." [09:12] ---     What's it say? Let's see... [09:14] ---     Uh, um, aren't there any secret techniques [09:17] ---     for defeating the enemy before     you become engulfed in flames? [09:20] ---     Hmm, there doesn't seem     to be anything in particular. [09:23] ---     Starting with a technique     for such a dire situation is a bit... [09:25] ---     Well, shall we give it a try anyway, Tama? [09:28] ---     Let's see... "First, like     the Conqueror of Century's End, [09:31] ---     "command a body that does     not burn, even in flames..." [09:33] ---     Raoooh! [09:35] ---     No, no, the entire premise is wrong! [09:37] ---     But if you can't do this, [09:39] ---     Case 2 – the secret technique     for when you get shoved off a cliff... [09:41] ---     As I said, let us do something about it     before getting shoved off a cliff! [09:45] ---     Then... SIGN    The Secret Technique for Becoming More Lovey-Dovey with the Guy You Like [09:49] ---     What is it, Miss? [09:51] ---     What?! It's n-n-n-nothing! It's nothing! [09:55] ---     Wh-What kind of secret     technique is this in here? [09:57] ---     But I would love to master it! [09:59] ---     You want to master it, do you? [10:01] ---     Miss? [10:03] ---     Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it?! [10:04] ---     Oh, no, [10:04] ---     I'd like to skim through the whole book     to see if there's anything useful, [10:08] ---     so would you mind letting me see it? [10:10] ---     Y-You can't! I decline! I absolutely refuse! [10:13] ---     What? Wh-Why not? [10:14] ---     It's too soon for you! [10:16] ---     Please! [10:17] ---     I wanna see! [10:18] ---     At any rate, I can't show you     what I can't show you! [10:21] ---     Oh, Miss, it's dangerous to go that way! [10:23] ---     Miss?! [10:26] ---     So, how do I get to be more lovey-dovey? SIGN    Get Naked! [10:33] ---     R-Ridiculous! [10:34] ---     The entire premise...     The entire premise is wrong! [10:36] ---     Miss! In front! In front of you! [10:38] ---     Rarrr! [10:39] ---     If I could do something so embarrassing... [10:46] ---     Miss! [10:46] ---     Rarrr! [10:52] ---     Hayate! [10:56] ---     H-Hey, Hayate, are you alive? [10:59] ---     Are you all right, Miss? [11:02] ---     What? Oh... I am... [11:04] ---     Thank goodness. [11:06] ---     I'm so glad I was able to save you. [11:10] ---     Oh, right. I don't need     to rely on any secret techniques. [11:13] ---     Hayate and I are... [11:17] ---     Th-Thank you. [11:19] ---     Most of this book is useless, [11:21] ---     but it's got some serious stuff,     too, like things to watch out for. [11:24] ---     What? Really? [11:26] ---     Yes! If you work hard,     you should be able to master these. [11:30] ---     Yes! [11:31] ---     All right! I'm going to learn     a lethal technique this summer! [11:34] ---     Yes! [11:35] ---     I better work hard for Hinagiku, too. [11:37] ---     Yeah, you're right.     For Hinagiku, too... [11:40] ---     Wait, what? [11:41] ---     For whom, did you say? [11:43] ---     Well, Hinagiku is always     helping me out in various ways. [11:47] ---     Besides, I also promised her     that I would show it to her [11:49] ---     once I mastered a super lethal technique! [11:52] ---     Promised? Oh, I see... [11:56] ---     Oh! The book of secret techniques! [11:59] ---     Miss, why...?! [12:01] ---     Ha... Ha... Hayate, you... [12:04] ---     Hayate, you jerk! [12:11] ---     Maria. [12:13] ---     Oh, my! What happened?! [12:15] ---     Won't you please teach me a surefire     technique to soothe the Miss's temper. [12:19] ---     Uh, that would require     quite a bit of training... [12:23] ---     It would still be a long way off     before Hayate mastered a lethal technique. [12:27] ---     So, please continue to watch every     episode of "Hayate the Combat Butler"! [12:34] ---     Watermelon seeds. Ptewy!     (Suika no tane. Peh!) [12:38] ---     Fight, Pero!     (Pero-san, faito!) [12:40] ---     What?! [12:42] ---     The Miss has run away from home?! [12:44] ---     Yes. [12:45] ---     Members of the SP are following her,     so there's no need to worry... [12:49] ---     But it still makes me feel uneasy. [12:50] ---     Since everything the Miss does     is so incredibly abrupt [12:53] ---     and the reasons for her actions     are never that clear. [12:56] ---     I wonder what happened. [12:57] ---     No... I think the reason is undoubtedly you. [13:02] ---     All right! As the Miss's butler, [13:04] ---     and also to get to the bottom     of her reasoning, [13:06] ---     I must go after her! [13:08] ---     I swear! That Hayate! [13:10] ---     What's this about it being for Hinagiku?! [13:12] ---     Does he mean to say that Hinagiku's     more important to him than me?! [13:16] ---     If... [13:17] ---     If Hayate comes to love     Hinagiku more than me... [13:21] ---     You can't. You just can't!     This is wrong, Hayate. [13:24] ---     You have Nagi, your precious girlfriend! [13:27] ---     What are you saying, Hinagiku? [13:30] ---     You're the only woman I can think of     that I'm destined to be with. [13:36] ---     Hayate! [13:38] ---     Hinagiku! [13:41] ---     Humph! What's with you?!     Hayate, you stupid jerk! [13:45] ---     What about Hinagiku's so great anyway?! [13:47] ---     Hinagiku's just a little cute, that's all! [13:49] ---     And she's good-natured and smart and... [13:51] ---     On top of which, she's an all-around     athlete, everyone trusts her, [13:54] ---     and even I wish I could     be a little like her... [13:56] ---     H-Humph! [14:00] ---     When it comes to our bust sizes,     we're about the same! [14:02] ---     What did you say?! [14:05] ---     And my grades are no worse than hers! [14:08] ---     Aw, man, summer break's here,     but I don't feel very happy somehow. [14:13] ---     I wonder what Hayate's doing... [14:15] ---     Or actually... [14:19] ---     I wonder what Hayate was doing     at such an incredible mansion. [14:22] ---     And... [14:25] ---     Who in the world is that girl? [14:28] ---     I have so many things I want to talk     to Hayate about and ask about. [14:32] ---     Oh, honestly! [14:33] ---     I'm going to hurry home and go to bed! [14:36] ---     Oh? [14:37] ---     It's all Hayate's fault to begin with! [14:39] ---     You're... [14:41] ---     Oh, you're that... [14:43] ---     ...thieving hamster. [14:45] ---     Wha?! [14:49] ---     Wh-Who are you calling a thieving hamster?! [14:51] ---     Then, the trespassing hamster.     The lock-picking hamster. [14:55] ---     For starters, I think I'd like     for you to drop the "hamster" bit. [14:58] ---     Well, for starters,     it was a fateful reunion. [15:03] ---     I'm glad that we've finally     caught up with her, but... [15:05] ---     Yes... [15:06] ---     What is the Miss doing with Miss Nishizawa? [15:09] ---     Never mind that. Is there any point     to this camouflage? [15:13] ---     Well, I thought it might be     better to have than not... [15:16] ---     By the way, Hayate,     I've been meaning to ask you, but... [15:20] ---     What is your relationship     with that Miss Nishizawa? [15:23] ---     What?! No, uh... [15:27] ---     I love you, Hayate! [15:28] ---     What?! [15:29] ---     W-We're friends. [15:31] ---     She was my classmate at my old school... [15:33] ---     I see, that makes sense... [15:35] ---     What could those two be talking about? [15:37] ---     I would imagine it's about you... [15:43] ---     What?! You're the owner of that mansion [15:46] ---     and you took Hayate in when     he was rendered homeless?! [15:48] ---     On top of which, as a butler,     he's living with you under one roof?! [15:51] ---     Yes, that's right. You have     a problem with that? [15:53] ---     Urk... What an envious... [15:55] ---     No, no, that's not it. I feel so defeated! [15:58] ---     Dear God, you're so mean.     This is way unfair! [16:02] ---     So long, hamster. Don't ever     come near my property again. [16:06] ---     Hold, you! [16:07] ---     What? [16:08] ---     If I back down now,     I'll remain the miserable defeated! [16:12] ---     And my pride won't allow for that! [16:14] ---     Fight me! Fight me for Hayate! [16:18] ---     Very well. I just happen     to be in a bad mood anyway. [16:20] ---     I'll turn the tables on you! SIGN    Karaoke BOX [16:27] ---     What's this place? [16:29] ---     What's this place? As you     can see, it's a karaoke booth. [16:32] ---     Don't you know? [16:33] ---     Ah! I've heard of these places... [16:34] ---     This is the first time I've ever     set foot in such an odd place. [16:37] ---     Huh... [16:38] ---     But this is smaller than our bathroom. [16:41] ---     What?! [16:41] ---     If you spend hours and hours     in this cramped, dimly lit box, [16:44] ---     even if you're not the heir     to the Mendou Zaibatsu, [16:47] ---     I feel like you'd still become     afraid of the dark and claustrophobic. [16:49] ---     Anyway, once we've ordered drinks,     we're getting right to the battle. [16:54] ---     What do you want to drink? [16:56] ---     Oh, I won't mind ordering for you     if it's like just one item. [16:59] ---     An infinitely pointless attempt to show off. [17:03] ---     Then, I'll have a Shiun matcha green tea [17:05] ---     and a tureen of foie gras from Périgord. [17:07] ---     I-I doubt they have those things... [17:10] ---     I don't really understand, but... [17:13] ---     It seems they're going to karaoke. [17:15] ---     What shall we do, Maria? [17:17] ---     Maria? [17:18] ---     Wh-What? Oh, uh, p-pardon me. [17:21] ---     For the time being, I've paid for     the booth over here, so let's go in. [17:24] ---     Yes. [17:27] ---     But why did Miss Nishizawa bring     the Miss to a place like this? [17:31] ---     Hayate! Hayate! [17:33] ---     Yes? [17:34] ---     Wh-What is this device? [17:36] ---     Well, you use it to punch in     numbers to pick songs. [17:41] ---     I see, so that's how it works. [17:44] ---     My! How amazing!     You can even adjust the pitch. [17:48] ---     Oh, can you search     for them in this book, too? [17:50] ---     Wow, it's so thick! [17:52] ---     Um, since we're here anyway,     would you like to try singing? [17:55] ---     What?! [17:56] ---     Wh-What are you saying,     Hayate? I could never. [17:59] ---     I don't know any of the     songs that are popular. [18:02] ---     Besides, I'm worried about Nagi. [18:04] ---     It'll be fine. [18:06] ---     We can see their room from here, [18:08] ---     and besides, I'd like to hear you sing. [18:11] ---     But... [18:12] ---     Th-Then, if you go first,     I'll sing at least one song. [18:16] ---     What?! [18:16] ---     A-All right. Then I shall go first. SIGN    I Belong to You [18:28] ---     Calling me from somewhere [18:34] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [18:43] ---     Yay! [18:45] ---     Now, to see the score     we've been waiting for! [18:48] ---     Ta-da! 35 points... SIGN    You suck! Go home! [18:52] ---     Why? [18:53] ---     Not surprising, considering     how off key you were. [18:57] ---     Okay, it's your turn next! [18:59] ---     Right. [19:03] ---     She's never karaoked in her life.     There's no way she'll sing well, right? [19:07] ---     Earlier, I was just warming up     and I didn't give it my best shot, [19:10] ---     but once I get serious, I'll be sure to win! [19:13] ---     Just watch me, Hayate! [19:14] ---     I'll save you with my singing for sure! [19:16] ---     Get over here quick [19:18] ---     I'm a bit mad [19:19] ---     Wh-What?! [19:20] ---     Get over here quick [19:22] ---     At mach speeds [19:23] ---     What's with this sparkly aura?! [19:25] ---     Socially reclusive Sunday [19:27] ---     She looks like Kirari Tsukishima to me! [19:29] ---     No, you have to come flying right away [19:31] ---     I mean, she's really good! [19:37] ---     No, no, you just have to [19:38] ---     Of course, she is. [19:40] ---     Why? Because she's received education     for the gifted since she was little. [19:41] ---     No [19:43] ---     and naturally, included in that     curriculum was voice training [19:45] ---     I hope you'll be here soon [19:47] ---     from super top notch instructors,     and singing lessons. [19:50] ---     You may have forgotten, but Nagi     is technically a hyper refined young lady. [19:53] ---     This may be her first time at karaoke, [19:55] ---     but there's no way she'd lose     to a run-of-the-mill high school girl. SIGN    Actually, was that earlier singer Igant? [20:03] ---     How about that?     Looks like this fight is over. [20:05] ---     Oh, no! We're only getting started here! [20:07] ---     Singing is love! There's     no way I'm going to lose! [20:09] ---     Interesting! I'll pound you into the ground! [20:12] ---     That's my line! SIGN    Karaoke BOX [20:12] ---     Their karaoke match got heated up even more [20:13] ---     Bring it on! [20:15] ---     and continued late     into the night. And then... [20:18] ---     I sang a lot and I feel better now somehow. [20:21] ---     Sniff. I can't believe I lose every round. [20:23] ---     Oh, you want to use my credit card to pay? [20:26] ---     It's fine! I'll treat you     for something small like this! [20:29] ---     I don't want to be indebted     to a rival anyway! [20:31] ---     A rival? [20:32] ---     Isn't that a term for when two     opponents are evenly matched? SIGN    Welcome [20:39] ---     Miss, we have come to take you home. [20:41] ---     Ah, thanks. I'm surprised     you knew where to find me. [20:44] ---     We received a call from your butler. [20:46] ---     From Hayate? I see. [20:49] ---     So long, hamster. [20:53] ---     Hold it right there! [20:54] ---     Next time, we'll compete     in something different! [20:58] ---     Whenever you like.     I'll turn the tables on you again. [21:06] ---     Now, then... [21:08] ---     Time to hurry home     and play games with Hayate. [21:11] ---     Summer break has only just begun. [21:13] ---     But at that moment,     the maid and the butler were... [21:16] ---     Lie to me, I'll see right through it [21:20] ---     I'm not blind [21:20] ---     Maria, why don't we stop around there... [21:23] ---     ...still singing. [21:24] ---     Romance, into your two hearts [21:25] ---     And thus, this was     the first day of summer break... [21:29] ---     What should we do tomorrow for fun? [21:32] ---     Don't tell me you guys plan     to keep staying here... [21:35] ---     ...and the various people     enjoying it in their own way. SIGN    Strait is the Gate [21:38] ---     Oh, incidentally... [21:40] ---     That should do it for the book report     and English composition. [21:43] ---     ...we have one formidable     character like her, too. [21:45] ---     Kids at home, make sure you     plan out your homework well, too. [21:48] ---     Next time, we'll be battling     minimum height restrictions. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful,     it'll be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Isumi's... SIGN    SIGN: Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report. [23:30] ---     Hello, I am Isumi Saginomiya. [23:33] ---     Um, I was unable to make it     into the main episode, [23:37] ---     but they have decided that     I could be in this segment, at least. [23:41] ---     Um... What should I talk about? [23:45] ---     What? Talk about this song? SIGN    Oh, dear SIGN    Oh, dear [23:47] ---     Um... This song is... [23:50] ---     Hey, Isumi, keep talking that slow     and you're going to run out of time! [23:55] ---     Nagi... Oh. [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     As I thought, the butler     uniform just won't do. [23:59] ---     Huh? What's this?     Am I cross-dressing again?! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     No, I was thinking you can't be dressed     like that for the amusement park. [24:04] ---     Amusement park? [24:05] ---     I've been reborn into this invincible body! [24:07] ---     That debt-ridden butler's     no match for me now! [24:10] ---     Hey, you there, robot!     Whose industrial spy are you?! [24:13] ---     Miss Makimura! Not you, too?! [24:16] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:18] ---     "A Big Bother, Even for Peter". [24:19] ---     I feel like I've seen that robot     somewhere before... [24:19] ---     A Big Bother, Even for Peter [24:22] ---     The power of justice     will call forth a storm! 21 - A Big Bother, Even for Peter Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. SIGN    Pier 13 Garbage Collection Site Authorized Personnel Only [00:27] ---     Where am I? [00:28] ---     What have I... [00:29] ---     What in the world was I... [00:30] ---     This is an awfully ugly robot. [00:33] ---     Eight. [00:35] ---     I am going to fight in earnest! [00:37] ---     I remember now. [00:39] ---     I... I... [00:42] ---     I can't meet my end like this! [00:46] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:49] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:52] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:56] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [00:59] ---     Yes! [01:00] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:04] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:09] ---     That voice... [01:10] ---     I-It's like this enormous suffering! [01:12] ---     Here begins a story of science     fiction and suspense! [01:15] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:15] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:21] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:21] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:28] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:28] ---     Giving in to fate [01:31] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:31] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:36] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:36] ---     That's just not cool! [01:41] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:41] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:44] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:44] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:49] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:49] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:53] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:53] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:59] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:59] ---     Just let it take you [02:06] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:06] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:09] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:09] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:12] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:12] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:18] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:18] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:25] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:25] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:44] ---     A Big Bother, Even for Peter [02:49] ---     As I thought, the butler     uniform just won't do. [02:51] ---     Huh? Wh-What is this? [02:53] ---     Don't tell me... not again... [02:55] ---     It's settled! Metamorphosis! [02:58] ---     No, no, that can wait for another time. [03:01] ---     Another time?! [03:02] ---     You mean, you have plans for     me to cross-dress again?! [03:06] ---     Wh-What was I thinking?! [03:08] ---     Yes, well, eventually. [03:10] ---     Depending on the ratings, it     may get slotted in earlier. [03:13] ---     But that aside, for today, [03:15] ---     I was thinking you can't be dressed     like that for the amusement park. [03:19] ---     A-Amusement park? [03:21] ---     So there you have it. You're     going to change clothes! [03:23] ---     Help me, Maria! [03:24] ---     Yes, ma'am! [03:25] ---     Wait! I can... I can change on my own! [03:31] ---     Ah! That looks quite good on you! [03:33] ---     Honestly! I'm capable of     changing on my own, you know. [03:37] ---     Dressed like that, somehow it makes     you actually look like a boy your age. [03:42] ---     Then we're off, Hayate. [03:44] ---     Oh, yes. [03:45] ---     Oh, Nagi, your hat. [03:47] ---     Aww... [03:48] ---     But Miss, will you be okay     going to an amusement park? [03:51] ---     Huh? What do you mean? [03:53] ---     No, it's just that you're a     bit of a social recluse, so... [03:56] ---     Don't refer to me like I'm at the     forefront of some modern disease! [03:59] ---     B-But you don't like going out and stuff. [04:02] ---     Fool. What are you saying? [04:04] ---     As if I would bother to go     out to the amusement park! [04:07] ---     What? [04:14] ---     This is within the bounds of the property. [04:16] ---     Mi... Mi... Mi... [04:19] ---     What is this, Michael Jackson's house?! [04:21] ---     Pow! [04:23] ---     See? We didn't need to actually go out. [04:27] ---     Well, the luxury that the Sanzenin     family commands certainly is something. [04:31] ---     But there's one at Isumi's     place and at Saku's, too. [04:33] ---     What are you ladies doing, getting     them like it's a PS3 or something... [04:38] ---     But why this sudden visit     to the amusement park? [04:40] ---     What? [04:41] ---     Th-That's because, you know,     during the seaside camp, [04:45] ---     I didn't get to have much fun with     you because of how things were. [04:48] ---     And besides, summer break's almost over [04:50] ---     and I-I want to enjoy it as much     as possible, just the two of us. [04:53] ---     Uh, no, so... um... [04:55] ---     Huh? [04:58] ---     But I think an empty amusement     park feels a bit sad... [05:02] ---     Wow! Look, look! Friends of the forest! [05:05] ---     What the?! [05:05] ---     We've got a new friend     visiting us today, nyu! [05:08] ---     M-Miss, what is this? [05:10] ---     Well, it is an amusement park. [05:12] ---     It's only natural to have     some mascot characters. [05:14] ---     I'm Little Kik Punch, a forest     fairy of NagiNagiLand, nyu. [05:19] ---     That's not a nice name. [05:20] ---     Man, we haven't had a     visitor in so long, nyu! [05:24] ---     Seriously... Seriously, thank you for coming! [05:28] ---     I mean, thank you, nyu! [05:30] ---     I think I just heard his true feelings... [05:32] ---     I-Incidentally, when was the     last time you were here? [05:36] ---     Hmm, about 3 years ago, I guess? [05:38] ---     3 years?! [05:39] ---     I see, but 3 years... [05:42] ---     It's got to be tough for     the people on the inside. [05:44] ---     There are no "people on the inside"! [05:46] ---     Uh, but you're wearing stuffed suits... [05:48] ---     I said there aren't and I meant it! [05:49] ---     We're fairies of the forest! [05:51] ---     I mean, fairies, nyu! [05:54] ---     Hey, kids! Here we go with     the NagiNagi workout! [05:58] ---     Get over here quick [06:00] ---     I'm a bit mad [06:02] ---     Get over here quick [06:04] ---     But why do you have such a grand     amusement park at your residence? [06:04] ---     At mach speeds [06:07] ---     The old geezer gave it to me     a while back for my birthday. [06:11] ---     The old geezer? Oh! [06:13] ---     If I recall correctly, I've met him, too... [06:20] ---     What's wrong, Hayate? [06:22] ---     N-No, it's nothing. [06:23] ---     B-But so it was a birthday present. [06:26] ---     I guess your grandfather     is quite kind to you. [06:29] ---     Do you really think so? [06:31] ---     What? He's not? [06:32] ---     If you think so, look carefully around you. [06:36] ---     Look carefully? [06:37] ---     In fact, all the rides     at this amusement park... [06:41] ---     ...require that you're over 140cm tall! [06:41] ---     Must be at least 140cm tall to ride [06:44] ---     140cm! [06:46] ---     140! Got it?! [06:47] ---     In other words, almost none of     the rides are available to me. [06:51] ---     Th-That's a horribly elaborate     way to pick on you. [06:54] ---     It's inconceivable that he would do     anything that might make me happy. [06:58] ---     That's why I hate him. [07:01] ---     The Miss is as tiny as     ever and can't ride them, [07:04] ---     but you can, right? [07:06] ---     Everyone, come on over here! [07:08] ---     We've got our first visitor     ever to ride the attractions! [07:11] ---     What? What?! [07:18] ---     H-Hayate, are you okay? [07:20] ---     Y-Yes. [07:21] ---     But if possible, I'd like     something safer next... [07:23] ---     In that case, the horror house might be good. [07:26] ---     The horror house? [07:28] ---     Good idea. That won't have a     height requirement, either. [07:31] ---     N-No, wh-wh-what are you saying?! [07:33] ---     H-H-Horror houses are... s-s-scary! [07:37] ---     Well, that's what they're for, after all. [07:39] ---     N-N-No, I'm not scared! I'll     have you know, I'm not scared! [07:42] ---     It's just that, you know, [07:43] ---     it'd be dangerous if there's a     hole in the floor or something! [07:46] ---     This is bad. At this rate, they're     going to bypass the horror house. [07:50] ---     After we've practiced so hard! [07:51] ---     But if we're not careful and we     make the Miss cry or something, [07:54] ---     we might get fired. [07:56] ---     We can't have that... [07:57] ---     I'll go check first to see if     there's anything dangerous. [08:01] ---     Well, if you insist... [08:03] ---     Him alone? [08:05] ---     Entering the horror house... [08:06] ---     ...will be him alone! [08:08] ---     In that case, I can friggin' roll him! [08:10] ---     Y-You're going to friggin' roll him?! [08:12] ---     Then, I'll be going. [08:14] ---     B-Be careful. [08:19] ---     But man, the degree of     perfection here is impressive. [08:22] ---     It's really amazing. [08:25] ---     This might make the Miss cry... [08:33] ---     Wh-What are you doing?! [08:35] ---     Well, we have to scare you. [08:37] ---     That'll kill me before it scares me! [08:41] ---     But you know... [08:42] ---     I'll use the back of the sword. [08:44] ---     That weapon doesn't have a back... [08:48] ---     H-Hayate! [08:52] ---     Given this situation, maybe     I'll be permitted to use that! [08:56] ---     Please make sure to get permission for it! [08:58] ---     The greatest technique of Dragon Shiryu! [09:00] ---     Rozan! [09:01] ---     You're too optimistic, my dearie. [09:01] ---     Nope, still didn't happen [09:06] ---     Actually, what is this all about?! [09:08] ---     You're trying to make this     look like an accident, [09:10] ---     but you're clearly out for blood! [09:12] ---     Hmm... You want to know why? [09:15] ---     Well... [09:18] ---     If I had to say, I suppose it's     a direct grudge against you. [09:20] ---     Y-You're...! [09:23] ---     Who are you again? [09:25] ---     Y-You don't remember me?! [09:28] ---     Um, I have no idea who you might be, [09:31] ---     but what grudge do you have against me? [09:33] ---     B-Bastard! Unforgivable! [09:35] ---     Flip. [09:38] ---     I doubt you can see me in this dark! [09:42] ---     I'm going to get close to you now... [09:45] ---     D-Damn it! [09:47] ---     Let's see how well you hold up. [09:51] ---     There! We turned the lights on,     so you won't be scared, Miss! [09:55] ---     Ah! This isn't scary now. [09:57] ---     Hayate! You're all right! [09:59] ---     Y-Yes. [10:01] ---     Who the heck is that? [10:02] ---     I don't know who he is or where     he's from, but he's one ugly robot. [10:06] ---     Y-You... [10:07] ---     ...stinking brat! You, too, huh?! [10:10] ---     Watch out, Miss! [10:14] ---     Bastard! You're new here! The hell     are you doing going after the Miss?! [10:14] ---     Ow! Owowowowow! [10:15] ---     O-Ouch! That hurts! [10:17] ---     Don't underestimate us! Don't     underestimate the forest fairies! [10:20] ---     D-Damn it all! [10:25] ---     Debt-ridden butler, just you remember this! [10:28] ---     I'll get even with you for sure! [10:33] ---     Wh-What in the world was that about? [10:36] ---     No idea... [10:39] ---     Miss. [10:41] ---     Let us go. [10:42] ---     This is your precious summer break. [10:44] ---     Please enjoy the amusement     park to your heart's content. [10:47] ---     Hayate! [10:48] ---     Yes! Let's go! [10:58] ---     I've got nothing to do. [11:00] ---     I haven't had a single customer. [11:02] ---     This break was a good opportunity, [11:04] ---     so I thought I might get to see     Hayate if I worked here, but... [11:15] ---     Hayate, hurry, hurry! We're going     on the merry-go-round next! [11:18] ---     Yes, Miss! [11:21] ---     Love is about passing each other by.     To be continued in the second half. [11:29] ---     Finally, a group of four!     (Tou-tou yonin gumi!) [11:33] ---     What animal has long ears?     (Mimi no nagai doubutsu nanda?) [11:39] ---     Mikado Hyper Energy     Fujisusono Training Grounds [11:44] ---     And now, we will hereby... [11:45] ---     ...commence the test for the     new caregiver robot, Model 9! [11:49] ---     Contacts! Activate Model 9! [11:51] ---     Activating! [12:03] ---     Activate targets! [12:06] ---     Fire Caregiver Missiles! [12:13] ---     All missiles found their targets! [12:14] ---     Good! Fire Caregiver Laser! [12:20] ---     Good. [12:21] ---     Activate Caregiver Goldion Hammer! [12:23] ---     Approved! [12:24] ---     A sink or swim moment. [12:26] ---     Please wait a moment [12:31] ---     The experiment is a success! [12:33] ---     The aging population will     have nothing to fear now. [12:42] ---     Chief, something moving at high     speeds is approaching Model 9! [12:45] ---     "Something"? [12:47] ---     It's too small. I can't verify the data! [12:51] ---     Model 9, intercept it! [12:55] ---     Boost, on! [13:05] ---     M-My Model 9... [13:08] ---     All right, the control chip's mine now. [13:12] ---     Slot. [13:17] ---     Spin... Spin... [13:19] ---     Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,     spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin! [13:25] ---     That debt-ridden butler's     no match for me now! [13:29] ---     Hey! [13:31] ---     You there, robot! [13:32] ---     Whose industrial spy are you?! [13:35] ---     M-Miss Makimura! [13:37] ---     Don't tell me that even     you've forgotten about me! [13:42] ---     Oh! Hold it right there! [13:46] ---     I feel like I've seen that     robot somewhere before... [13:51] ---     Damn it all! Miss Makimura, wait for me! [13:54] ---     I'll... Without fail, I'll... [13:56] ---     Maria, I really, really had fun today! [14:00] ---     It was like Hayate went all-out,     whoosh, and hopping with a smile! [14:04] ---     Yes, yes. [14:05] ---     Hayate really enjoyed it, too! [14:08] ---     It makes one happy when one does nice     things for others, doesn't it, Maria? [14:13] ---     You've made yourself very clear,     so please go to bed now. [14:17] ---     I wonder if Hayate is all right. [14:20] ---     I treated him for everything     in general, but... [14:24] ---     I've burnt out. [14:27] ---     Into pure white ash. [14:31] ---     This is my chance! [14:32] ---     I can friggin' roll him now,     in one fell swoop and... [14:35] ---     Hold it right there! [14:36] ---     He's mine! [14:39] ---     Y-You're the robot from earlier today! [14:43] ---     As I recall, you showed up in Episode 3. [14:45] ---     You're the caregiver robot, who     was defeated by Hayate. Eight! [14:48] ---     Oh! [14:49] ---     You! You recognize me...? [14:51] ---     Tama, why are you the     only one who remembered?! [14:54] ---     Hayate, unlike you, sitting on     your laurels as the protagonist, [14:58] ---     I've watched the opening     sequence to death every week. [15:03] ---     Why? Because it's the only place     where I show up on a regular basis! [15:07] ---     And this Eight's in a similar situation. [15:10] ---     He gets no screen time, but he     shows up in the opening sequence. [15:12] ---     That's why I knew! [15:14] ---     What? Was this robot in here? [15:16] ---     We haven't seen the "very generous     people" next to him lately, either. [15:21] ---     Now, I'm going to get my revenge! [15:25] ---     The sound effects are quite thrilling. [15:28] ---     Wh-What could this commotion be? [15:30] ---     Let's leave it to Hayate. [15:33] ---     He's been on a roll today! [15:34] ---     Yay... [15:37] ---     R-Revenge?! [15:39] ---     It was all your fault for going on a rampage! [15:42] ---     Shut up! Because I was defeated by you, I... [15:45] ---     I lost everything! [15:48] ---     Eight, you're going to become the     best caregiver robot in the world. [15:53] ---     With my creator's expectations     riding solely on me, [15:56] ---     I spent day and night undergoing experiments. [15:59] ---     It was boring, but I did my best! [16:01] ---     Why? Because... SIGN    Chief Developer Shiori Makimura 22yrs (single) [16:03] ---     Eight, are you doing okay? [16:05] ---     Yes, because I had her. [16:08] ---     Eight, you're amazing! [16:11] ---     You're so cool! [16:12] ---     Eight! [16:13] ---     Eight! [16:14] ---     Beet! [16:15] ---     That's from "Beet the Vandel Buster". [16:16] ---     She was everything to me. [16:18] ---     But on that day... [16:20] ---     What?! Eight was defeated     by some scummy human?! [16:23] ---     And he was defeated like that? [16:25] ---     And my Caregiver Missiles didn't even work? [16:27] ---     Ch-Chief... [16:28] ---     Then we'll cancel the project. [16:30] ---     Crushed! [16:32] ---     The idea that we should have robots     do everything is wrong to begin with. [16:36] ---     Besides, its design and functionality     are both super lame. [16:38] ---     Ch-Chief! [16:41] ---     Thus, I lost everything [16:43] ---     and I ended up being disposed     of as nonburnable trash! [16:47] ---     Spacey and forgetful, the Chief     completely forgot about me [16:50] ---     and it seems she's been devoting herself [16:52] ---     to developing a new caregiver robot... [16:55] ---     But my... my pain will not be assuaged... [16:59] ---     I want to recapture her smile     again and to do that... [17:02] ---     Hayate, I have to beat you and that     stupid pigtail girl to a pulp! [17:09] ---     Rarrr! [17:15] ---     Wh-What?! You're just a pet, you bastard! [17:18] ---     Shut up, Scrap Sandayuu! [17:20] ---     The butler-in-debt's a scummy human,     who's pitiful and boneheaded, [17:23] ---     and I don't care how much     you friggin' roll him. [17:26] ---     But anyone who harms the Miss     will have to answer to me! [17:29] ---     Sure, the Miss is spoiled,     willful, and domineering. [17:32] ---     She acts on impulse and she     never admits to being wrong. [17:35] ---     She's twice as stubborn as others,     ignorant of the world, and haughty, [17:37] ---     and yet, her weakness is that she     can't sleep alone in a darkened room. [17:41] ---     And while she insists that     she has athletic ability, [17:43] ---     she actually doesn't, which all     makes her a worthless person... [17:48] ---     But to me, she's the person I owe my life to. [17:50] ---     What's wrong, Nagi? [17:52] ---     Well, I don't really know, [17:53] ---     but I feel like something was     said that really pisses me off... [17:56] ---     So, anyone who turns against the Miss... [17:59] ---     I'll crush them all! [18:03] ---     Wait! [18:04] ---     Hayate! Wh-Why you! [18:07] ---     He was out to kill you and     you're going to protect him?! [18:12] ---     I know how lonely and sad     it feels to be abandoned. [18:17] ---     But... [18:18] ---     But we had someone who     took us in and saved us... [18:24] ---     That's why we're here now. [18:27] ---     And that goes for you, too, Tama. [18:32] ---     How I feel... [18:35] ---     You understand how I feel? [18:39] ---     I've experienced something similar, so... [18:41] ---     I see. [18:43] ---     If you understand how I feel, [18:45] ---     Hayate, let me friggin' roll     you, right here and now! [18:49] ---     The sound is growing louder again. [18:51] ---     According to security's report, [18:53] ---     that caregiver robot from     earlier has come for revenge [18:55] ---     and it seems to be going on a huge rampage. [18:57] ---     Um, are you sure we don't need to go help? [18:59] ---     Like Hayate would lose against     someone he's fought before. [19:02] ---     But it's Version 8.1 now and     it seems to have powered up. [19:06] ---     8.1? That's just a patch. [19:09] ---     Besides, Hayate is fighting for me, you know. [19:13] ---     It sort of warms your heart, doesn't it? [19:15] ---     I just hope he's not getting burned... [19:19] ---     Awaken! [19:20] ---     My new lethal mode that     came with the upgrade! [19:23] ---     Mosquito Destroy Mode! [19:27] ---     The Japanese summer is     filled with mosquitoes. [19:30] ---     To ensure one's owner sleeps comfortably, [19:32] ---     this functionality is a must. [19:35] ---     Um, why don't we stop right here? [19:37] ---     You won't be able to win     against us like that. [19:39] ---     Sh-Shut up! [19:41] ---     No matter what it takes, I     will once again get her to... [19:43] ---     Eight! [19:44] ---     Th-That voice... It can't be... [19:48] ---     Ch-Chief! [19:49] ---     Eight, thank goodness, you're here! [19:52] ---     I... I remembered you! [19:56] ---     S-So? What are you doing     here after all this time? [19:59] ---     You already abandoned me... [20:02] ---     I'm sorry. [20:03] ---     But you're wrong about that. [20:04] ---     There was a little mistake... [20:07] ---     Chief? [20:08] ---     I threw you out as nonburnable     trash without even thinking... [20:13] ---     I really feel bad about that. [20:16] ---     Chief! [20:18] ---     I was wrong. [20:20] ---     It doesn't matter now! [20:21] ---     Eight, you're not nonburnable trash. [20:25] ---     Damn, what a tearjerker! [20:28] ---     Yeah. [20:29] ---     You're oversized trash. [20:31] ---     What? [20:34] ---     Hello. We spoke on the phone? [20:37] ---     Oh, please take care of it. [20:38] ---     So this is it? [20:39] ---     Yes, thank you. [20:41] ---     Ch-Chief? [20:42] ---     Have you heard of the Consumer     Electronics Recycling Law? [20:44] ---     Apparently, you're not allowed to just     throw electronic appliances away. [20:47] ---     But don't worry. [20:48] ---     The workers will disassemble     you properly to dispose of you. [20:52] ---     So there you have it. Bye now. [20:55] ---     Aren't you glad it was the Miss who found us? [20:58] ---     Yeah. [20:59] ---     But this ends on a far too dismal note! [21:02] ---     Oh, we have to save Eight somehow! [21:05] ---     But what can we possibly do? [21:08] ---     Leave it to me. [21:12] ---     Hello? Is this Makimura? [21:13] ---     It's me, Nagi Sanzenin. [21:16] ---     Listen to me. You must not heartlessly     destroy that junky robot. [21:20] ---     Good. [21:22] ---     Just like her, right? [21:23] ---     What?! I had no idea you     had such a special talent! [21:27] ---     Hayate! Hayate! [21:29] ---     Did you use stuff like Kamehameha     to defeat your opponent yesterday?! [21:32] ---     No, I haven't quite gotten that far... [21:34] ---     Incidentally, shortly after     leaving the residence, Eight... [21:38] ---     Miss Makimura, please go out with me. [21:41] ---     What? Sure. [21:43] ---     And thus, it seems he's     moved on to a new phase. [21:46] ---     Next time, in pursuit of the throne     of victory in the Fishlympics, [21:49] ---     they will fight the guardian of the lake! [21:56] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:56] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:01] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:01] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:06] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:06] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:09] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:09] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:17] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:17] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:22] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:22] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:25] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:25] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:27] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:27] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:30] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:30] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:35] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:35] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:48] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:48] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:53] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:53] ---     And then, I make my way [22:55] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:55] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:58] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:58] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:28] ---     ...and Isumi's... [23:29] ---     Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     Last time, Isumi wasn't able     to say anything about the song, [23:34] ---     so this time, I'm here to back her up! [23:37] ---     Thank you, Nagi. [23:39] ---     So, Isumi, this song is, you know... [23:41] ---     It's got your sort of dreamy feel,     and a laid-back, mellow feel, [23:44] ---     plus this "boof" feel, so I think it's good. [23:45] ---     Oh, dear [23:46] ---     I am afraid that does not get     the message across at all... [23:50] ---     Hm, well, you know, it's a nice song. [23:53] ---     Thank you, Nagi. [23:55] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     This time, we're fishing!     We're going to fish up tons! [23:59] ---     First, we'll do fly fishing! SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     Fly fishing? Aren't we starting     with something far too advanced? [24:03] ---     Sanpei in "Fishing Lover Sanpei"     was catching tons with fly fishing. [24:06] ---     If Sanpei could do it,     there's no way I can't! [24:08] ---     Miss, it's not good to get     manga and reality mixed up! [24:12] ---     I got one! I got one! I got one! Yaaah! [24:15] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:16] ---     "I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound     Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome". [24:19] ---     I never imagined that the     moment we were left alone, [24:19] ---     I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound     Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome [24:21] ---     that Hayate would sidle up to me... [24:23] ---     The fun will be in the     red zone again next time! [24:25] ---      22 - I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound Effect 'Kapoon'. It's Awesome Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:13] ---     So he's out training again? [00:16] ---     He did say he would learn a     lethal technique this summer, [00:19] ---     so he seems to be feeling the pressure a bit. [00:19] ---     Namidabashi [00:24] ---     It's so early in the morning. [00:25] ---     What is he? An old boxer hitting 60? [00:28] ---     I better work hard for Hinagiku, too. [00:31] ---     Yeah, you're right. For     Hinagiku, too... Wait, what? [00:35] ---     But his dedication is     what's so great about him. [00:39] ---     It is not great! [00:42] ---     Summer break is about to end soon, [00:44] ---     so shouldn't he want to spend more     time with me because of that?! [00:47] ---     He should give a little thought to     how Rocky felt when he lost Adrian! [00:52] ---     Honestly! What in the world is he thinking? [00:55] ---     Miss! [00:57] ---     Hayate Ayasaki has arrived! [01:04] ---     What's the big idea, Klaus?! [01:06] ---     Well, I thought that I should     not let you be lonely. [01:09] ---     So you came up with this plan to annoy me? [01:12] ---     Yes! [01:12] ---     Mr. Klaus, isn't your character     growing more and more distorted? [01:15] ---     Kinda like this? [01:17] ---     No, I don't mean that kind     of character distortion. [01:20] ---     Besides, I am not feeling lonely. [01:22] ---     I am just a little bored. [01:24] ---     Oh-ho! If you're that bored, [01:26] ---     why not just take the plunge and     establish an SOS Brigade or something? [01:29] ---     You shouldn't be getting anime and     reality mixed up at your ripe old age. [01:33] ---     Ouch! [01:34] ---     Being told such a thing by the Miss...     I cannot go on living as a human being! [01:40] ---     No helping it. I guess I'll     kill time by reading manga. [01:43] ---     Study! [01:44] ---     Hayate the Combat Butler [01:50] ---     Fishing Lover Sanpei [01:53] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:56] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:59] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [02:03] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [02:06] ---     Yes! [02:07] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [02:11] ---     A super combat battle story! [02:16] ---     That was it for my screen time. [02:19] ---     Oh, this was Klaus. [02:22] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:22] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:28] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:28] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:35] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:35] ---     Giving in to fate [02:38] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:38] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:43] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:43] ---     That's just not cool! [02:47] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:47] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:51] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:51] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:56] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:56] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:59] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:59] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [03:06] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [03:06] ---     Just let it take you [03:13] ---     Kanchigai no yume [03:13] ---     Dreams that are misguided [03:16] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [03:16] ---     Hopes that are way off base [03:19] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [03:19] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:25] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:25] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:32] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:32] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:51] ---     I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound     Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome [03:54] ---     What? The Miss said that? [03:56] ---     She was acting quite sulky. [03:58] ---     That summer break is almost over, but     you aren't paying any attention to her. [04:02] ---     I see. [04:03] ---     I've been too distracted by the     issue of my lethal technique lately. [04:07] ---     Um, so, what is she doing now? [04:09] ---     Reading manga without studying, as always. [04:12] ---     Then I shall go keep her company right away. [04:14] ---     There's no need for that. [04:16] ---     What? [04:17] ---     Usually, after she's read some manga, she... [04:19] ---     Fishing Lover Sanpei [04:21] ---     Hayate! [04:23] ---     ...gets influenced by it. [04:25] ---     Let's go fishing! [04:27] ---     Huh? SIGN    Sanzenin     Secret Base SIGN    Sanzenin     Racetrack SIGN    Sanzenin     Residence [04:29] ---     Sanzenin Lake? [04:31] ---     Yes! SIGN    Sanzenin     Lake [04:31] ---     Sanzenin      Dome [04:33] ---     Are there other lakes as well? [04:35] ---     Yes. It's a tiny lake, though.     About 2km in diameter. [04:40] ---     I-I see. [04:42] ---     Tiny... [04:43] ---     But can you really catch fish     in a lake on the property? [04:47] ---     You can. [04:48] ---     What? [04:49] ---     The water comes from a spring, so it's clean. [04:52] ---     And also, her grandfather brought     fish from all over the world, [04:56] ---     which have created a unique ecosystem, [04:58] ---     so the lake is like its own little cosmos. [05:00] ---     It's easy to determine the dinner     menu based on what you catch, [05:03] ---     so it's a very convenient lake. [05:05] ---     What? Does that mean... [05:07] ---     ...you're the one doing the fishing, Maria? [05:09] ---     Wait, so we're self-sufficient when     it comes to fish dishes at this house? SIGN    Sanzenin     Lake SIGN    Sanzenin     Private Forest SIGN    Sanzenin      Dome [05:17] ---     Ah! This is quite the lake! [05:21] ---     It really is a nice, beautiful place. [05:22] ---     Now, we're going to fish like crazy! [05:24] ---     First, we'll do fly fishing! [05:26] ---     What? Fly fishing? Aren't we starting     with something far too advanced? [05:29] ---     Not to worry! [05:31] ---     Sanpei in "Fishing Lover Sanpei"     was catching tons with fly fishing. [05:34] ---     If Sanpei could do it,     there's no way I can't! [05:37] ---     Miss, it's not good to get     manga and reality mixed up. SIGN    Not so fast! [05:41] ---     But well, this is an anime. [05:42] ---     Can't show you! [05:44] ---     We'll start with fishing using     some kind of bait, like worms. [05:47] ---     D-Don't be ridiculous! [05:49] ---     Fishing using worms is scary! [05:52] ---     Then, instead of worms... [05:54] ---     ...how about some paste bait? [05:56] ---     What? [05:57] ---     In fishing, [05:59] ---     it begins with crucians     and ends with crucians. [06:02] ---     Crucians = Crucian Carp [06:03] ---     Uh, could it be that you intend     to fish as well, Maria? [06:06] ---     Yes, I think I'll enjoy     fishing some crucian carp [06:08] ---     without having to think about     dinner ingredients for once. [06:11] ---     That statement kind of muddles the issue [06:12] ---     as to whether the Sanzenin household     is actually impressive or not... [06:26] ---     Let's see... [06:28] ---     First... [06:30] ---     Oh, paste bait. [06:33] ---     Hayate! [06:33] ---     Yes? [06:34] ---     I just saw something huge in the lake! [06:36] ---     What? "Something"? Like what? [06:39] ---     It's probably the guardian of     this lake! No doubt about it! [06:42] ---     Oh, please. [06:43] ---     I'm not lying! [06:44] ---     Maria, is there such a thing in this... [06:47] ---     She looks so focused, I can't     bring myself to disturb her. [06:50] ---     More like, she's scary. [06:51] ---     Well, that's fine. [06:52] ---     Hayate, you just putter around     and catch some little fish. [06:55] ---     Just watch! I will go catch     the guardian of this lake! [06:58] ---     Yes, yes. [06:59] ---     Then I think I'll use a lure. [07:03] ---     I'll need to watch the Miss, so she     doesn't get tangled up in the line [07:05] ---     and get hurt... [07:06] ---     What? Pop? [07:12] ---     Hayate, the rod went flying. [07:14] ---     It's dangerous if you don't     hold on to it tightly. [07:18] ---     I got one! Yaaah! [07:25] ---     What? [07:25] ---     What the?! [07:27] ---     Ah, quite a shapely crucian carp. [07:29] ---     Wow! You caught one already! [07:32] ---     Oh, I seem to have gotten one, too! [07:37] ---     Wow! Miss, this lake is really     good for fishing for some reason! [07:41] ---     I-I see! Is that right?! [07:43] ---     All right! I'll do it, too! [08:01] ---     Fishing is boring. [08:03] ---     You got tired of it incredibly quickly. [08:05] ---     But my rods go flying! [08:07] ---     That's because you don't hold on properly. [08:09] ---     In that case, it might be better     to take a boat out into the lake. [08:14] ---     A boat? [08:21] ---     We're all alone out here, Miss. [08:24] ---     I'm so happy, Hayate. [08:29] ---     But fly fishing from a boat is difficult, [08:31] ---     so perhaps it would be better to stay here... [08:34] ---     Let's go, Hayate! [08:35] ---     Miss?! [08:41] ---     Please watch closely. This is     how you hold the rod and... [08:48] ---     What do you think? [08:50] ---     This way, you can cast properly, right? [08:52] ---     R-R-Right. [08:54] ---     B-But I never imagined that     the moment we were left alone, [08:57] ---     that Hayate would sidle up to me... [08:58] ---     He's bolder than I thought. [09:00] ---     She's bound to fall off if she     swings a rod around on the boat, [09:03] ---     so I need to make sure I keep her steady. [09:08] ---     I suppose summer is almost over. [09:10] ---     Y-Y-Y-Yeah... [09:12] ---     A lot happened this summer, didn't it? [09:14] ---     Like going to that seaside camp with everyone [09:16] ---     and going to the amusement park with you... [09:18] ---     T-True... [09:20] ---     I had intended to come up with that lethal     technique during the summer break, [09:24] ---     but in the end, I was unable to do it. [09:27] ---     Even though you were so kind     as to offer your assistance... [09:31] ---     I'm such a good-for-nothing, aren't I? [09:32] ---     Tha... That's not true... [09:38] ---     Shall we set off some sparklers     together after this? [09:42] ---     Little cute ones, like you. [09:45] ---     But well, I hope we catch the     guardian of the lake before that. [09:49] ---     I don't... really care if we     don't catch him at this rate... [09:52] ---     What? [09:54] ---     Oh! Miss! [09:57] ---     You got one! [09:59] ---     Look, Miss! It's quite large! It just     might be the guardian of the lake! [10:09] ---     Wha... What the?! [10:18] ---     W-Watch out, Miss! [10:24] ---     You idiot! Hayate, where do     you think you're grabbing me?! [10:26] ---     Miss, let go of the rod! [10:28] ---     You're the one who should let go, you idiot! [10:55] ---     Are you all right? [10:57] ---     You really shouldn't have pushed your limits. [10:59] ---     You're tiny, after all. [11:02] ---     Shut up! Hinagiku's about the same size, too! [11:05] ---     Huh? [11:06] ---     Miss? [11:08] ---     Anyway, let's quickly collect     Maria and go home... [11:19] ---     I told you, didn't I? [11:21] ---     In fishing, it begins with     crucians and ends with crucians. [11:24] ---     Y-Yes, you did... [11:26] ---     It's the guardian... [11:27] ---     So, how did you catch it? [11:32] ---     That is classified information. [11:34] ---     Incidentally, they apparently released     it because they couldn't eat it. [11:41] ---     I'm telling you, it's all about the crucians.     (Dakara hera dattsuuno, hera.) [11:46] ---     Lucky Cha Cha Cha! No, wrong!     (Rakkii cha cha cha! Ja nai!) [11:57] ---     Miss, you need to get out of     those wet clothes quickly. [12:01] ---     Shut up! This all happened     because of you, you know! [12:04] ---     P-Pardon me. [12:05] ---     You should both take a bath     before you catch a cold. [12:10] ---     Y-You idiot! Take a bath     together with Hayate?! [12:13] ---     Like hell I could do such     an embarrassing thing! [12:16] ---     No one said anything about     bathing together with Hayate... [12:19] ---     What'll I do? I've made the Miss angry again. [12:22] ---     Come on, Hayate, you, too.     Don't be so depressed. [12:25] ---     Let's get warmed up quickly. [12:27] ---     Huh? [12:28] ---     Uh, um... When you say,     "Let's get warmed up"... [12:32] ---     Could it be that you're inviting     me to bathe with you...? [12:35] ---     Huh? [12:39] ---     Yeah, like that would happen. [12:44] ---     What have you been thinking about? [12:48] ---     I am a coward. [12:50] ---     What? [12:51] ---     Why did I act in a way that     seemed like I was rejecting him? [12:54] ---     It sounds like there was yet     another episode between these two [12:57] ---     that was open to misunderstanding. [13:03] ---     Baths are great. [13:05] ---     It's the crowning achievement of the     civilization that the Lilim created. [13:09] ---     Monopolizing this enormous     bath all by myself, [13:12] ---     I can feel all the little     mistakes floating away from me. [13:15] ---     Though, it'd be even better if     I could enjoy this with Maria. [13:20] ---     What? [13:30] ---     It can't be... [13:31] ---     ...Maria? [13:40] ---     M-Maria, this is so... bold... [13:44] ---     You go to such extremes to     avoid temporary contact. [13:47] ---     What?! [13:48] ---     Are you afraid of connecting     with other people? [13:55] ---     What was that for?! [13:55] ---     Shut up! [13:57] ---     So, how've you been lately? [13:59] ---     How have I been? Fine... [14:02] ---     Say, don't you think the     water's a bit lukewarm? [14:04] ---     What? You think so? Isn't this about normal? [14:06] ---     Are you crazy?! This is totally lukewarm! [14:08] ---     The water's got to be hot for us Edoites! [14:12] ---     (Water-resistant) [14:12] ---     Push. [14:18] ---     H-Hey, are you sure about this? [14:19] ---     If you mess around with that stuff... [14:21] ---     Don't worry! [14:22] ---     Let's see... [14:23] ---     It's pretty DANGEROUS, man! [14:24] ---     All right, I take this and... [14:25] ---     Huh? [14:26] ---     Damn! It's hard to press with my paw! [14:29] ---     Hey! You shouldn't be so rough with it! [14:36] ---     What was that noise just now? [14:37] ---     I'll go check. [14:45] ---     Hayate?! [14:47] ---     We just heard a really loud noise... [14:50] ---     Maria... [14:51] ---     Crap! [14:52] ---     Hey! Tama! [14:53] ---     You're planning on running     away by yourself, aren't you?! [14:55] ---     Hold it, Tama! [14:57] ---     Tama? [14:57] ---     What? [15:00] ---     Hey! Don't run! [15:02] ---     Hayate, what in the world... [15:05] ---     What? [15:13] ---     Uh, um... [15:14] ---     Would you like to use this for now? [15:17] ---     Th-Thank you... [15:21] ---     It's over... [15:27] ---     I wonder if I should apologize     to Hayate, after all. [15:32] ---     And tell him I feel bad for acting     cold towards him earlier... [15:35] ---     Hayate... [15:37] ---     Of all people, to be seen     like that by Maria... [15:43] ---     Hey! Hayate! [15:49] ---     Hayate? [15:54] ---     I can't go on living at     this residence any longer! [15:58] ---     What?! [16:03] ---     Maria... [16:04] ---     What'll I do? [16:06] ---     I never thought Hayate would     get that depressed over me... [16:09] ---     At this rate, our love will come     to an end along with the summer! [16:12] ---     I have to do something about it! [16:18] ---     Hey, there, butler-in-debt! [16:20] ---     What're you so down about? [16:21] ---     You! [16:25] ---     Now, now, you're still     young. Don't brood so much. [16:28] ---     Whose fault do you think this is? [16:30] ---     Then how's about making up for it by dying? [16:33] ---     Isn't there something I could     do before I consider death? [16:35] ---     Then how about something like this? [16:37] ---     Let's start by fixing the bath     you broke along with the boiler. [16:41] ---     That's fine, but you're the     one who broke everything. [16:45] ---     Boiler Room     Caution: It's flammable, ya know! [16:54] ---     What? [16:55] ---     The Sanzenin residence     boiler is powered by AKIRA? [16:58] ---     It's this mansion's boiler.     It's no ordinary beast. [17:02] ---     Or more like, [17:03] ---     I see markings that clearly indicate     messing with things will be a bad idea... [17:06] ---     Don't mess with things here,     amateur. It's dangerous. [17:09] ---     I don't want a tiger telling me that. [17:14] ---     H-Hey, are you really sure about this? [17:16] ---     Quit your grumbling. [17:18] ---     Let's see... [17:19] ---     Is someone here? [17:24] ---     Maria! [17:25] ---     M-Meow... [17:26] ---     Hayate! And Tama... [17:28] ---     What are you doing here? [17:30] ---     Well, um, I thought I'd     fix the bath that I broke, [17:33] ---     so I came down to the boiler room... [17:34] ---     Actually, what are you doing here, Maria? [17:36] ---     Well... [17:38] ---     I had the same thought     as you to fix the bath... [17:41] ---     She turned away from me! [17:43] ---     This is terrible! She probably doesn't     even want to see my face anymore! [17:48] ---     Somehow, I feel awkward seeing him     after that episode in the bath... [17:52] ---     Huh? [17:54] ---     What?! [17:55] ---     Wh-Wh-What are you crying about, Hayate?! [17:57] ---     Because... Because I... [18:00] ---     Aw, man, this is kind of     becoming a pain in the butt. [18:03] ---     No guy should bawl like that. [18:05] ---     This is the boiler, right? [18:07] ---     I'll fix this and get on out of here. [18:12] ---     Huh? [18:13] ---     Damn it! [18:14] ---     What the hell?! [18:15] ---     It's so hard to press with my paw! [18:44] ---     Maria! [18:54] ---     Are you all right, Maria?! [18:57] ---     Maria?! [18:59] ---     Hayate... [19:00] ---     We're going to drown at this     rate, so I'll drain the water! [19:03] ---     What?! But how?! [19:05] ---     I'm going to borrow this for a bit. [19:07] ---     What? [19:07] ---     If I put a small crack in the wall,     the water pressure should do the rest. [19:14] ---     We'll ride that wave. [19:15] ---     Hang on to me tightly! [19:17] ---     Hayate! [19:18] ---     Here we go! [19:36] ---     Are you all right, Maria? [19:38] ---     Y-Yes, somehow... [19:41] ---     But... [19:43] ---     The boiler room is a mess now... [19:46] ---     P-Pardon me. [19:48] ---     Fireworks Set for Slightly Good Kids [19:48] ---     Hayate! [19:52] ---     Hayate?! Where are you?! [19:56] ---     Right now, this is about all I     can do to return his feelings, [20:01] ---     but someday, for sure...! [20:10] ---     I really am a good-for-nothing, aren't I? [20:14] ---     I'm always making trouble for others... [20:17] ---     Maybe I'm not suited to     being a butler, after all. [20:20] ---     You really are a strange one. [20:23] ---     You're capable of doing anything flawlessly, [20:26] ---     but you're unable to do anything     passably without making mistakes. [20:30] ---     But the way you dedicate     yourself to these things... [20:34] ---     I can't say it's not appealing. [20:39] ---     Th-Thank you very much! [20:41] ---     I'll continue to work hard to     be worthy of your kindness! [20:44] ---     But well, please do fix the bath. [20:46] ---     I will! Let me get right to it! [20:47] ---     Oh, it doesn't have to be now... [21:00] ---     M-Maria... [21:01] ---     Hayate... [21:04] ---     Ha-ya-te! [21:14] ---     M-Miss... [21:16] ---     To think you would go for Maria     when you already have me... [21:26] ---     For real?! [21:27] ---     You despicable scoundrel! [21:36] ---     And thus, the butler-in-debt's     fond summer memories [21:38] ---     met an untimely demise in the night sky. [21:41] ---     So anyway, next episode, we finally     enter the new school term. [21:43] ---     He will be fighting the     student council members [21:45] ---     as well as the teachers' conspiracies! [21:50] ---     Good show! [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Isumi... [23:27] ---     ...and Nagi... [23:28] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     A good morning to yogurt! I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:34] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:35] ---     I am Isumi Saginomiya. [23:36] ---     Isumi, this song is so soothing, isn't it? [23:39] ---     Oh, my dear Hayate! [23:40] ---     Hayate, you said the same     thing to Maria, too! [23:42] ---     What? Did I? [23:43] ---     Serving as a main host in this     segment is too much for you, Hayate! [23:46] ---     Pardon me, Miss. [23:48] ---     You both seem to having such fun. [23:51] ---     And so, Sakuya will be     appearing starting next time. [23:54] ---     Fare-well-pickled scallions! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Nice to meet you! [23:58] ---     I'm Makimura and I'll be in charge     of this class starting today. SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     What?! What's the developer of     the caregiver robot doing here? [24:04] ---     This is bad. At this rate,     my position at Hakuou... [24:06] ---     No, my position in this very     anime is extremely precarious! [24:09] ---     So there you have it, Ayasaki!     You're going to help me! [24:11] ---     No, thank you. [24:12] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     "A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears". [24:16] ---     Don't get depressed, Hayata! [24:18] ---     You know, how do I say this?     I like being punished, too. [24:19] ---     A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears [24:22] ---     Can you believe it? [24:24] ---      23 - A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:11] ---     It goes so fast. [00:13] ---     The new term starts today already. [00:15] ---     I'd better work hard with a     renewed sense of enthusiasm. [00:17] ---     A commendable attitude, as always. [00:20] ---     Oh, good morning, Maria. [00:22] ---     I'll go wake the Miss. [00:24] ---     Oh, there's no need for that. [00:26] ---     I've decided to let her stay home today. [00:29] ---     Oh, I see. [00:30] ---     Wait, what?! [00:37] ---     She seems to have caught a cold. [00:40] ---     Hayate? Are you there, Hayate? [00:42] ---     Y-Yes, Miss! [00:44] ---     I am going to school. [00:45] ---     You mustn't! [00:46] ---     Playing hooky is for when     you're healthy and well. [00:49] ---     My pride as the queen of     unproductive members of society [00:51] ---     will not permit me to stay     home over a fever like this! [00:54] ---     There she goes spouting nonsense again. [00:57] ---     What are you doing, Hayate? [00:59] ---     Please just rest quietly. [01:01] ---     I'll stay home as well     and look after you today. [01:04] ---     Hayate... [01:08] ---     You cannot! [01:09] ---     What? [01:10] ---     If you miss school with me,     it will affect your grades. [01:15] ---     One day won't make that big a difference. [01:16] ---     You're not a super genius like me! [01:19] ---     The points you lose from     missing just one day of school [01:22] ---     will prove fatal for a transfer     student like you at Hakuou! [01:26] ---     Miss! [01:27] ---     Do not mind me! [01:29] ---     I... [01:30] ---     I will be fine. I will     not be done in so easily. [01:34] ---     So leave this to me... [01:36] ---     No, Miss! [01:38] ---     Go, Hayate! [01:40] ---     Miss! [01:40] ---     What's up with this anime? [01:43] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:46] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:49] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:52] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:56] ---     Yes! [01:57] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [02:01] ---     A super combat battle story! [02:05] ---     Okay, we're going to start class! [02:07] ---     Miss Makimura, I have a question. [02:08] ---     Yes, what is it, Azumamiya? [02:10] ---     The Chief's so cool as a teacher, too! [02:12] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:12] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:18] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:18] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:25] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:25] ---     Giving in to fate [02:28] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:28] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:33] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:33] ---     That's just not cool! [02:37] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:37] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:41] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:41] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:46] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:46] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:49] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:49] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:56] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:56] ---     Just let it take you [03:03] ---     Kanchigai no yume [03:03] ---     Dreams that are misguided [03:06] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [03:06] ---     Hopes that are way off base [03:09] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [03:09] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:15] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:15] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:22] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:22] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:40] ---     A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears [03:48] ---     I wonder if the Miss will be all right... [03:51] ---     Morning. [03:56] ---     Hinagiku! [03:58] ---     Doesn't it feel like it's been forever? [03:59] ---     Now that you mention it, it does. [04:01] ---     So, were you able to master     your lethal technique? [04:03] ---     What? [04:04] ---     Oh, well, I made various     efforts at it, but... [04:07] ---     It's okay, there's no rush. [04:10] ---     Thank you very much. [04:12] ---     So? Is Nagi playing hooky as always? [04:15] ---     No, that's not it. [04:16] ---     She's already caught her first     cold of the school term. [04:19] ---     What? Oh, that's worrisome... [04:21] ---     Yes. [04:22] ---     Maybe I'll go visit her. [04:23] ---     Oh, please do! I'm sure     the Miss would like that. [04:26] ---     Then I'll drop by for a bit after school... [04:28] ---     Hinaemon! Help me, Hinaemon! [04:31] ---     WHAM!! [04:33] ---     Honestly! What a racket     so early in the morning! [04:36] ---     You're so mean, Hinaemon! [04:38] ---     You want to borrow money again, don't you? [04:40] ---     Do not! Big Sis has lots of     problems other than money, too! [04:45] ---     Don't be proud of it! [04:46] ---     Um, what happened? [04:48] ---     So good of you to ask, Ayasaki! [04:51] ---     You see, there's a new teacher coming in, [04:53] ---     so I got demoted from homeroom teacher     to assistant homeroom teacher! [04:57] ---     A new teacher? [05:01] ---     Shiori Makimura [05:01] ---     Nice to meet you! [05:02] ---     I'm Makimura and I'll be in charge     of this class starting today. [05:05] ---     What?! [05:07] ---     I look forward to teaching you! [05:10] ---     Hmm, Miss Makimura, huh? [05:12] ---     I just hope she's easier than Yukiji. [05:14] ---     Well, I don't really care. [05:16] ---     Why? What's the creator of the     caregiver robot doing here? [05:20] ---     I'll explain then. [05:22] ---     Model 7, Model 8, Model 9,     10, Model 11, and Model 12... [05:26] ---     Every unit has gone berserk [05:28] ---     or was seriously damaged     and went up in flames. [05:31] ---     I see... [05:32] ---     Makimura, what are your thoughts on this? [05:36] ---     Um... Um... [05:38] ---     Not enough firepower? [05:40] ---     What would be the point in     causing more explosions?! [05:42] ---     I-I'm sorry! [05:45] ---     Do you know what's the most     important thing to a scientist? [05:49] ---     The most important thing? [05:51] ---     That's right. The important thing     as a person who makes things. [05:55] ---     Naturally, that's... [05:56] ---     Oh, I know! Cake! It's cake, isn't it?! [06:00] ---     Sweet things are important for your brain. [06:02] ---     Yup! Exactly! Because it     stimulates the pleasure center [06:04] ---     and releases endorphin     into the brain! Wait... [06:08] ---     WRONG! [06:11] ---     It's heart! [06:12] ---     As a person, the most important     thing is to have heart [06:14] ---     and you are definitely lacking in that area! [06:17] ---     Makimura, in order to have you     learn what heart is about, [06:20] ---     I am going to have you teach at     Hakuou Academy, your alma mater. [06:24] ---     What? [06:26] ---     Well? Do you understand the situation now? [06:28] ---     Hayate and you, there, sitting     in front of the television! [06:31] ---     Yes, sort of. [06:33] ---     But the way Miss Katsura     is looking at Miss Makimura [06:37] ---     seems tremendously scary to me... [06:39] ---     Everyone, let's work hard again     today with big smiles on our faces! [06:42] ---     Hah! What's with her?! [06:43] ---     Now, I want to know what level you're at, [06:44] ---     There's no way she can     win them over so easily! [06:48] ---     so I'd like to give you a pop test! [06:51] ---     What? Is she serious? [06:53] ---     This sucks! [06:56] ---     Oh, dear. This is a bit of a pickle. [06:59] ---     I've won! [07:00] ---     The students won't go along with such     hardcore methods right off the bat! [07:05] ---     Okay, time's up! Please     collect them in order. [07:08] ---     That was pretty hard, wasn't it? [07:10] ---     Give us a break. [07:13] ---     I think it's about time [07:14] ---     for me to show off the popularity     of the veteran teacher. [07:18] ---     Man, good work, everyone! [07:20] ---     It wasn't fair to spring a test     on you right after summer break. [07:23] ---     I totally understand how you all feel! [07:26] ---     So, an average score of 82.3... [07:30] ---     You're all so smart. [07:32] ---     Miss Segawa and Miss Hanabishi,     you seem to miscalculate a lot. [07:35] ---     Miss Asakaze, your weak     point is story problems. [07:37] ---     And Ayasaki, you've got     the fundamentals down. [07:41] ---     Um, Miss Makimura, what     are you talking about? [07:44] ---     What do you mean? I'm just     announcing the test results... [07:48] ---     Wait! Do I have to mark everything     with a red pen when grading?! [07:53] ---     Oh, no! What a pain! [07:55] ---     Oh, I know! Miss Katsura,     could I ask you to do that? [07:59] ---     I'll be counting on you. [08:01] ---     Wait, why should I have to...?! [08:03] ---     Miss Makimura! [08:04] ---     I have a question about Problem 2! [08:06] ---     Miss Makimura, please teach me how     to get the solution to Problem 5! [08:15] ---     Um... [08:16] ---     I see. [08:17] ---     Her intelligence is on the     order of a supercomputer. [08:19] ---     It's no surprise that Katsy got demoted. [08:23] ---     Farewell, Yukiji. [08:24] ---     I wish you well, even after     you've quit teaching. [08:26] ---     Like hell I'm quitting! [08:30] ---     Goodbye, Miss Makimura! [08:32] ---     Bye-bye! [08:35] ---     This is bad... [08:36] ---     At this rate, my position at Hakuou... [08:38] ---     No, my position in this very     anime is extremely precarious! [08:42] ---     I have to do something about     this as soon as possible. [08:45] ---     But what? [08:47] ---     It's finally over. [08:49] ---     School seems so dull without the Miss around. [08:53] ---     Hayata! [08:56] ---     Here, the printouts from today. [08:58] ---     Make sure you give them to Little Nagi, okay? [09:01] ---     Oh, thank you very much! [09:03] ---     You owe me one now. [09:05] ---     But why are you doing this? [09:07] ---     Why? But of course! [09:09] ---     It's because Izumi is the committee     chairman of this class! [09:12] ---     Committee chairman? [09:14] ---     Oh! You're the student council     committee chairman, right? [09:19] ---     Hayata, I am the leader of this class. [09:23] ---     We can't have you forgetting that. [09:25] ---     That's right. She's Red. [09:28] ---     Miss Committee Chairman, [09:30] ---     Red! [09:32] ---     And I am Blue. [09:34] ---     The vice chairman of this class, Blue! [09:38] ---     Furthermore, who knows? Friend or foe? [09:40] ---     Disciplinary committee member, Black! [09:44] ---     Together, the three of us are... [09:45] ---     Hakuou Sword [09:45] ---     ...the student council officers! [09:50] ---     That's great. Sounds like fun. [09:52] ---     And now, Hayata, we'll specially present you [09:54] ---     with the designation of Ocher,     which is currently available. [09:58] ---     No, thank you, I'll decline. [10:00] ---     But doesn't student council     work keep you rather busy? [10:04] ---     Aw, not really. [10:06] ---     Even if we do a so-so job, [10:08] ---     our absolutely perfect student body     president will handle it for us. [10:11] ---     That about sums it up. [10:12] ---     Bwahahaha [10:13] ---     Hinagiku really has it rough. [10:15] ---     But I guess being committee     chairman can be a pain sometimes. [10:16] ---     Report [10:19] ---     For example, there's this Class Report. [10:21] ---     It has to be submitted by the end of the day. [10:22] ---     Wow! There's so much to fill out! [10:25] ---     But it's no problemo! [10:27] ---     These are the times when the three of us,     Red, Blue, and Black, join forces and... [10:33] ---     O-Ocher! L-Let the two     of us join forces and...! [10:38] ---     I understand. I am not Ocher, but I'll help. [10:42] ---     Oh, there you are! Ayasaki, would     you come with me for a sec?! [10:47] ---     Just hurry! [10:51] ---     What about the Report?! [10:55] ---     Hehehe, I love apples.     (Ihihihi, ringo daisuki.) [10:59] ---     Your villainy is known to us!     (Kisama no akuji minuitari!) [11:04] ---     Miss Katsura, what in the world?! [11:06] ---     Okay! [11:08] ---     Listen to me, Ayasaki. Stand     right there for a while. [11:12] ---     What is this about, Miss Katsura? [11:14] ---     Would you like to know my     thoroughly calculated strategy? [11:17] ---     Strategy? [11:19] ---     I'll make an exception and explain it to you. [11:21] ---     First, that woman will come     out of the faculty office. [11:24] ---     And I'll place this Gundam model there! [11:25] ---     Then... [11:27] ---     Oh! My hand-made Nightingale that's     more important than my own life! [11:32] ---     How dare you?! [11:34] ---     But in her path will be... [11:37] ---     SIGN: Wet Rag [11:37] ---     And I'll follow up on that! SIGN    Hayate [11:42] ---     Makimura [11:47] ---     If I spread photos like that,     she's sure to be forced to quit! [11:52] ---     Do you understand this     masterful plan of mine now? [11:55] ---     I understand that you're     not right in the head. [11:59] ---     What did you say?! [12:01] ---     Please excuse me. [12:02] ---     Wait! [12:03] ---     Students have to listen     to what a teacher says! [12:06] ---     Please let go of me! [12:08] ---     I don't want to help with such a childish     Kasukabe Defense Force-like plot! [12:12] ---     Just shut up and work with me! [12:14] ---     I don't want to! [12:17] ---     Um, is something the matter? [12:22] ---     I heard something about a plot...? [12:25] ---     N-No, um, so... [12:28] ---     I was teaching him that at the station,     you wait behind the plot line. [12:31] ---     Wait, that's not "plot     line"! That's "white line"! [12:33] ---     Oh, what fun! What fun! [12:36] ---     Come on! You say something     smooth to back me up, too! [12:39] ---     Go on! [12:48] ---     Heaven is on my side! [12:50] ---     I never imagined I'd get     such a photo by accident. [12:54] ---     I have to hurry and post this on     all the school bulletin boards! [12:56] ---     Hey! What are you thinking?! [13:01] ---     I will become the god of the new world! [13:05] ---     N-No, there's no reason to panic! [13:07] ---     We just have to explain that     it's a total misunderstanding! [13:11] ---     Isn't that right, Miss Makimura? [13:13] ---     After what was done to me... [13:15] ---     I'm ruined for marriage now! [13:17] ---     No! Not like that! [13:23] ---     This will be embarrassing for the Miss... [13:26] ---     Did you know? Miss Sanzenin's butler was... [13:29] ---     No way! That's terrible! [13:32] ---     I must protect the Miss's     honor, no matter what! [13:36] ---     Right around then, not knowing any     of this at the Sanzenin residence... [13:41] ---     I'm relieved to see you doing     better than I expected. [13:44] ---     Yes, my fever is completely gone now, too. [13:47] ---     That reminds me, what did     you do during summer break? [13:50] ---     What? [13:51] ---     I enjoyed it pretty fully. [13:54] ---     First, I went to a fireworks     festival with Hayate. [13:56] ---     Then, I went to the seaside camp with Hayate, [13:59] ---     I went to the amusement park with     Hayate, and I went fishing with Hayate. [14:02] ---     Also, with Hayate... [14:05] ---     Is something the matter? [14:07] ---     Nothing, it's just that you     sound so happy talking about it. [14:10] ---     What? I-It's not that big a deal... [14:14] ---     Come on, tell me more. [14:16] ---     Sure! And I also played     lots of games with Hayate! [14:20] ---     Oh, that's right. I also watched     "Soft Tank" with Hayate, too. And... [14:21] ---     A lively chat about summer memories. [14:26] ---     Miss Katsura, please wait! [14:30] ---     Like hell I gotta, panna cotta! [14:36] ---     Haha! Bye-bye! [14:45] ---     I'm going to take it from you,     even if I have to do it by force! [14:56] ---     Aw, man, I never did get to see     Hayate during summer break. [15:06] ---     Wh-Why? [15:12] ---     Why don't you think about giving up soon? [15:15] ---     You're awfully persistent yourself. [15:25] ---     Oh! I found you, Hayata! Gotcha! [15:28] ---     SIGN: Report [15:28] ---     You're awful! You said you'd     help me write the Report! [15:33] ---     Miss Segawa! You've come at the perfect time! [15:36] ---     Please take out the memory     card from that camera! [15:40] ---     What photos are on here? [15:42] ---     Photos of Ayasaki tied up with rope     and looking like he's in ecstasy! [15:46] ---     Please don't make stuff up! [15:48] ---     I knew it. So you do have a     taste for that sort of thing. [15:51] ---     What? [15:52] ---     You're kind of girly, so I thought     you might like being punished. [15:57] ---     What?! Since when did my     character get that reputation? [15:59] ---     Don't get so depressed, Hayata! [16:03] ---     You know, how do I say this?     I like being punished, too. [16:07] ---     What? [16:08] ---     Oh, no! I didn't mean it like that! [16:10] ---     Sheesh! Now Hayata thinks I'm a     weird girl because of you, Katsy! [16:15] ---     I cannot let you get away with this now! [16:17] ---     Oh-ho. Then what will you do? [16:20] ---     I am going to take this memory card. [16:25] ---     This is the end of the line for you. [16:31] ---     If you'll take my side, [16:33] ---     I'll help you with all of your     homework for the next 3 months! [16:39] ---     There's no way you can     win her over like that... [16:42] ---     Here you are. [16:43] ---     The deal is sealed! [16:44] ---     What?! [16:46] ---     Sorry about that, Hayata. [16:50] ---     And away I go! [16:57] ---     You're...! [17:02] ---     Uh... [17:04] ---     And who might you be? [17:09] ---     Are you the one who made my sweet honey cry? [17:13] ---     N-No, I'm not! [17:16] ---     I-It was him! Him! [17:19] ---     Eight! [17:20] ---     Eight! [17:23] ---     I'm so sorry, Eight. [17:24] ---     For acting in a way that     betrayed you, my lover... [17:27] ---     Like I said, nothing happened! [17:30] ---     Actually, wait, when did you two get     into that kind of relationship?! [17:33] ---     Unforgivable! [17:43] ---     Interesting! [17:45] ---     You've made me get serious! [17:47] ---     If you've got a fight for me, I'm     buying, even if I have to go into debt! [17:49] ---     Why does it end up that way? [17:56] ---     And she's fighting him like an equal, too! [17:59] ---     Why you! [18:00] ---     Watch out! [18:07] ---     You're pretty good. [18:09] ---     Same to you, too! [18:11] ---     Please stop! Don't fight for me! [18:14] ---     Wow, I wonder how it's going to end! [18:16] ---     So thrilling! So exciting! [18:22] ---     What should I do? [18:25] ---     Don't Push [18:25] ---     Any way you slice it, that's     a self-destruct button. [18:28] ---     All right! If I just push that... [18:30] ---     Oh, but no! I can't do that! [18:33] ---     If I push that button now, there     will be a humongous blast! [18:37] ---     When that happens... [18:42] ---     When that happens, Miss Segawa will be... [18:44] ---     It's no problem, Hayata. [18:46] ---     Uh, but with someone in     a skirt nearby... um... [18:51] ---     Oh! [18:54] ---     I wear bike shorts under it like     Hina, so it's totally okay. [18:58] ---     Thank you, bike shorts! [19:04] ---     Blown to smithereens! [19:15] ---     Eight... [19:18] ---     So futile... This is so terribly futile. [19:21] ---     What? [19:22] ---     But I mean, isn't that right? [19:23] ---     Fighting doesn't give rise to anything! [19:26] ---     Miss Katsura... [19:28] ---     Everything that happened is all his fault. [19:33] ---     But I'm begging you! [19:34] ---     Please... Please, for my sake,     as his teacher, forgive him! [19:40] ---     You see, adolescent boys are really     bad at controlling their emotions. [19:45] ---     And it's my role as a teacher     to guide and instruct them. [19:49] ---     At times, the way they're     almost painfully delicate [19:52] ---     is heartbreaking and agonizing,     and you hit a wall sometimes... [19:55] ---     But I will never turn away from them! [19:59] ---     Because... Because I'm a     teacher! Because I love them! [20:06] ---     Miss Katsura! I... I finally understand! [20:09] ---     That it's important to have heart! [20:12] ---     Miss Makimura... [20:13] ---     I admire you, Miss Katsura! [20:15] ---     I want to become like you, too! [20:18] ---     Really? But the path of a     teacher is fraught with peril. [20:21] ---     You still have a lot to learn. [20:25] ---     I am ready to face it! [20:27] ---     All right. If you're     prepared to go that far... [20:31] ---     Starting today, I'll hold     study sessions for you! [20:34] ---     Mainly at pubs! For about the     difference between the salaries [20:37] ---     of a homeroom teacher and     an assistant teacher! [20:39] ---     My! How reassuring you are! [20:42] ---     Just as I planned! [20:45] ---     And thus... [20:49] ---     I know a good place that I go to often. [20:51] ---     Hey, sounds good! [20:53] ---     ...the ultimate battle of clever     strategies came to an end. [20:56] ---     Leaving the butler-in-debt behind, [20:58] ---     thinking about how there     are all kinds of smarts. [21:02] ---     What was all the trouble I went through for? [21:05] ---     Now, now. The Report got written     without any mishap, too, [21:08] ---     so it's a happy ending. [21:14] ---     Th-This is... [21:16] ---     I played with Hayata and the others     today and it was a lot of fun! SIGN    I played with Hayata and the others today and it was a lot of fun! P.S. Sorry, Hina. I'll leave the rest to you!! [21:20] ---     That's a journal entry! [21:23] ---     Cheers! [21:25] ---     Oh, that's right. Miss Katsura, we'll     be counting on you to pay the bill. [21:28] ---     What?! [21:30] ---     I mean, you are older and also     senior to me as a teacher. [21:32] ---     Thanks for treating. [21:34] ---     What?! [21:35] ---     Doooom [21:37] ---     You reap what you sow. [21:38] ---     Humans are so interesting. [21:40] ---     Next time is a must-see for girls, too! [21:42] ---     He will be fighting his     numerous appealing qualities! [21:46] ---     I had very little screen     time in this episode! [21:48] ---     Now, now, that's going to     happen once in a while. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     I love you to Earth! I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     Nice to see ya again! It's     Sakuya. How've ya been? [23:36] ---     But this sure is a girlish song, quite     different from your image, Saku. [23:40] ---     Do you think so? [23:41] ---     I believe the powerful tone of     this song fits Sakuya perfectly. [23:44] ---     What's with the two of ya?     Makin' these random comments... [23:46] ---     The truth is, ya hadn't heard the     song yet when ya recorded this. [23:49] ---     Whoa, she went and said it! [23:50] ---     The director and the staff're in a bind, [23:52] ---     so I'm beggin' ya, Geneon, get the     songs in as early as ya can... [23:54] ---     See you again next time! [23:55] ---     Hey, what're ya doin'?! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     My dear Hayate, you seem     rather happy for some reason. SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     I am. A certain person thanked me. [24:03] ---     Oh, my. [24:04] ---     With the string of mishaps and people     giving me unfriendly looks lately, [24:07] ---     I'd been feeling a bit down, so... [24:09] ---     My dear Hayate. [24:10] ---     Yes? [24:11] ---     I want you to know that I     love you, my dear Hayate. [24:14] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:15] ---     "I've Never Had the Trouble     of Being Too Popular". [24:18] ---     When I saw them yesterday, it looked     to me like they were embracing, but... [24:19] ---     I've Never Had the Trouble      of Being Too Popular [24:22] ---     Om Shura Sowaka! [24:24] ---      24 - I've Never Had the Trouble of Being Too Popular Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:11] ---     Shoot! [00:15] ---     SIGN: Little Haruhi's U2 [00:17] ---     What is the matter? [00:18] ---     I forgot to return this     DVD to Wataru's store. [00:21] ---     Then I shall go return it. [00:23] ---     How long have you had it? [00:26] ---     Roughly 2 years. [00:27] ---     What?! [00:28] ---     No, it may be closer to 3 years by now. [00:36] ---     Hurrying at this point is moot, but     I just have to get this returned. [00:42] ---     Why a potted plant?! [00:52] ---     I have a feeling luck's not with me today... [00:55] ---     Closed due to special circumstances [00:56] ---     Luck really isn't with me today... [00:58] ---     But then, it's not like     anything unfortunate happened. [01:13] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:16] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:19] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:22] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [01:26] ---     Yes! [01:27] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [01:31] ---     A super combat battle story! [01:35] ---     The Young Sir does not understand     what is in a woman's heart. [01:38] ---     Honestly! Young Sir, you cur! [01:39] ---     Teehee. [01:42] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [01:42] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [01:48] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [01:48] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:55] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:55] ---     Giving in to fate [01:58] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:58] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:03] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:03] ---     That's just not cool! [02:07] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:07] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:11] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:11] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:16] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:16] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:19] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:19] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [02:26] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [02:26] ---     Just let it take you [02:33] ---     Kanchigai no yume [02:33] ---     Dreams that are misguided [02:36] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [02:36] ---     Hopes that are way off base [02:39] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [02:39] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [02:45] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [02:45] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:52] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:52] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:11] ---     I've Never Had the Trouble     of Being Too Popular [03:14] ---     I have returned. [03:17] ---     I'm sorry, Hayate! That DVD was actually... [03:20] ---     My apologies. Wataru's     store was closed today, [03:23] ---     so I left it in the return box. [03:25] ---     Oh, no, about that... [03:27] ---     Oh, welcome! [03:29] ---     Hello. [03:30] ---     Shoot! I let my guard down     and didn't prep a joke! [03:33] ---     To what do we owe the pleasure today? [03:35] ---     You have to ask "to what"?! [03:36] ---     I came to check on Nagi, 'cause I heard     she hasn't been to school at all! [03:39] ---     Now that you mention it! [03:40] ---     No more of this needless conversation! [03:42] ---     The wonderful tea will get cold! [03:45] ---     It's ice tea! [03:47] ---     The lingering summer heat is     still ruthless, after all. [03:49] ---     True. [03:51] ---     Considering how hot it is now in September, [03:52] ---     I wonder how hot it'll get     in October and November. [03:55] ---     Why would ya wonder that?! [03:58] ---     But that was good. Keep it up! [04:00] ---     Having said that, it's     actually autumn already. [04:03] ---     When it comes to autumn,     it's the season of eating. [04:05] ---     Yes, yes, because it's the season     where you get beat a lot. [04:08] ---     Autumn, the season of beating! [04:09] ---     Just kidding. [04:14] ---     Falter and ya lose! [04:17] ---     Have confidence in yer own material! [04:19] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am. [04:20] ---     Speaking of which... [04:23] ---     Ya got a new openin' line? [04:25] ---     Opening line? [04:25] ---     Or is it a new careless thing you did? [04:27] ---     Yes, my stole... [04:31] ---     Your stole? [04:32] ---     Yes. [04:34] ---     It is a new stole, but     somewhere, I carelessly... [04:38] ---     You left it and forgot it? [04:39] ---     Oh, then I'll go look for it. [04:42] ---     Oh, no, I do not really care     if it is lost for good. [04:45] ---     It only cost about 50 million yen, so... [04:48] ---     I'll go look for it right     away, on the double! [04:50] ---     He is such a kind person. [04:52] ---     Well, of course! My Hayate is the     world's most kind and dependable man! [05:00] ---     As I recall, Isumi was resting     in the guest bedroom. [05:07] ---     Today sure was rough. [05:08] ---     It's best to sleep on days like this. [05:10] ---     Ooh! [05:11] ---     And right as I was saying that, [05:13] ---     here's a stole that'll     make the perfect blanket! [05:16] ---     Let's see... [05:17] ---     I think I'll pick it up with     these claws that shred cloth! [05:20] ---     No, Tama! That stole cost 50 million and... [05:23] ---     Don't touch Isumi's stole! [05:26] ---     Thinking of touching Isumi's personal     belonging, when you're only a pet?! [05:29] ---     You've got some nerve! [05:29] ---     Wataru? When did he get here? [05:30] ---     Sheesh! [05:32] ---     Even I don't often get to touch     Isumi's personal belongings... [05:35] ---     Her personal belonging... [05:47] ---     Wataru? [05:48] ---     What are you...? [05:50] ---     H-How long have you been     there, you butler-in-debt?! [05:53] ---     I've been here the whole time... [05:55] ---     D-Did you see that just now?! [05:56] ---     By "that just now", do you mean... [05:58] ---     S-S-So, you know...! [05:59] ---     Oh, that almost pathological     behavior unique to adolescents [06:02] ---     where you happen to come upon     an object that was worn by the [06:05] ---     girl you like and you get     the urge to sniff it? [06:11] ---     That's normal when you consider     what 13-year-olds do. [06:14] ---     You gonna tell them? [06:16] ---     Huh? [06:16] ---     Like tell Nagi and Isumi what you saw?! [06:19] ---     Not to worry. [06:20] ---     What? [06:20] ---     A Sanzenin butler does not do things     that would embarrass a guest. [06:31] ---     But a Sanzenin pet would do things     that would embarrass a guest. [06:35] ---     You bastard tiger! [06:36] ---     Tama, you...! [06:38] ---     Wait, weren't you not going to speak,     because it would ruin your image?! [06:42] ---     It's for the girls that I     don't want to ruin my image. [06:43] ---     Good grief [06:45] ---     In fact, I want to ruin my image for boys! [06:48] ---     Rarr! Rarr! Rarr! [06:48] ---     This anime is geared towards boys, though... [06:51] ---     So, I'm gonna get right to     telling the young ladies [06:54] ---     about this stinking brat's weird behavior [06:55] ---     using a dying message from Conan! [06:57] ---     W-Wait, if Isumi finds out, I'll... [07:02] ---     I had no idea Wataru was     that kind of person! [07:04] ---     How filthy! [07:06] ---     He is worse than an insect! [07:11] ---     Not to worry. Please leave the rest to me. [07:14] ---     Th-Thanks, butler-in-debt.     I'll be counting on you. [07:17] ---     Yes, sir. Incidentally, what     are you doing here, Wataru? [07:20] ---     What? [07:21] ---     Oh, I'm here because that     idiot Nagi returned a DVD [07:24] ---     that I'd gone to the     trouble of giving to her. [07:27] ---     So I came to give it to her again. [07:29] ---     What? [07:30] ---     Oh, I'm so glad! Then... [07:36] ---     All right! First, I'll     spread the rumor on the net [07:38] ---     and build it up so the Miss hears about it. [07:41] ---     I've started numerous threads     that went on to become famous. [07:45] ---     No worries! I can do this! [07:47] ---     I'll build up the hype myself     by using different IPs [07:48] ---     and make the thread really popular. [07:54] ---     Tama, enough with making     trouble for our guests! [07:59] ---     Or I will show you no mercy,     even if you are the Miss's pet. [08:04] ---     Y-Yessir! [08:07] ---     It seems Tama has reconsidered. [08:09] ---     But I still can't face Isumi,     so you give it to her for me. [08:13] ---     I understand. [08:15] ---     Also, um... [08:17] ---     Thank you for helping me. [08:20] ---     Not at all. I am honored to be of service. [08:23] ---     Then please excuse me. [08:27] ---     Ayasaki Hayate... If I     could be a man like him... [08:31] ---     Little Wataru kept his steady     gaze on Hayate's back... [08:36] ---     Here you are, Isumi. Your stole. [08:38] ---     Aren't you glad he was     able to find it, Isumi? [08:40] ---     Yes, it is all thanks to my dear Hayate. [08:47] ---     That reminds me, where's Sakuya? [08:49] ---     She left just earlier, [08:52] ---     complaining she had no one to make jabs at. [08:55] ---     Then, I shall be taking     my leave soon as well. [08:59] ---     Well, please be very     careful on your way home. [09:03] ---     My dear Hayate, you seem     rather happy for some reason. [09:06] ---     I am. A certain person thanked     me for a little something. [09:10] ---     Oh, my. [09:11] ---     I've had a string of mishaps lately, so... [09:14] ---     Like this morning, I got ran over by a truck [09:15] ---     and people were giving me unfriendly looks... [09:18] ---     It made me feel a bit down... [09:22] ---     Oh... [09:24] ---     But I think it was just     my imagination, after all. [09:26] ---     Unfortunate things have happened     to me ever since I was little, [09:28] ---     so I think it was just a coincidence. [09:29] ---     My dear Hayate. [09:31] ---     Yes? [09:32] ---     What? [09:39] ---     What?! [09:41] ---     I-Isumi?! [09:43] ---     Smooch. [09:47] ---     Uh, um... [09:48] ---     This is my thanks for the stole. [09:50] ---     What? [09:50] ---     I think this will make     things somewhat better. [09:55] ---     Then, good day to you. [09:57] ---     I want you to know that I     love you, my dear Hayate. [10:01] ---     What?! [10:12] ---     The romantic comedy turn     of events to be continued! [10:18] ---     Real love.     (Riaru rabu.) [10:22] ---     Brassiere complex!     (Burajaa konpurekkusu.) [10:38] ---     I-Isumi... [10:40] ---     I want you to know that I     love you, my dear Hayate. [10:51] ---     A dream... [10:55] ---     I know! Maybe it's just that kids love me! [10:58] ---     It turns out that we have     a wholesome protagonist, [11:00] ---     who doesn't consider kids to     be possible romantic partners. [11:11] ---     Have you been awake this whole time? [11:13] ---     Yes... [11:19] ---     When I saw them yesterday, it looked     to me like they were embracing, but... [11:25] ---     What in the world was that? [11:27] ---     If it bothers you that much,     why not ask them yourself? [11:31] ---     But... [11:32] ---     If I ask and Isumi really does love Hayate... [11:38] ---     With Hayate already in love with     me, it would mean hurting Isumi. [11:45] ---     I-I see... [11:47] ---     But it may be some kind of misunderstanding. [11:50] ---     There is a high probability that     Isumi has fallen in love with Hayate. [11:54] ---     After all, Hayate is the     coolest man in the universe. [11:57] ---     Whoa... [11:59] ---     Then it will be a serious problem [12:01] ---     if the coolest man in the universe     were making a pass at Isumi. [12:03] ---     That would never happen! [12:05] ---     For Hayate to pursue some     girl other than me... [12:08] ---     For him to make a pass at Isumi... [12:10] ---     For him to fall for some other girl... [12:13] ---     Such a thing... [12:16] ---     I-I'm going to go see Hayate! [12:18] ---     A-All right. [12:21] ---     Hayate! [12:22] ---     Wh-Wha?! [12:23] ---     What is it, Miss?! [12:25] ---     I have a little question for you! [12:27] ---     Y-Yes, Miss? [12:28] ---     Hayate, do you, um... love Isumi?! [12:31] ---     What? [12:37] ---     Yes. [12:39] ---     I do love Isumi. [12:43] ---     A-Are you serious? [12:44] ---     Yes! [12:45] ---     Are you seriously in love with Isumi?! [12:48] ---     What? [12:49] ---     Answer me! After what you did yesterday! [12:52] ---     W-W-Well, I don't think I'm     actually in love with her... [12:55] ---     Then are you just playing?! [12:57] ---     Are you saying you were just toying with     Isumi when you did that yesterday?! [13:01] ---     If anything, I play with     Sakuya more than Isumi. [13:06] ---     Oh, but I would like to     play more with Isumi, too. [13:12] ---     M-Miss?! [13:14] ---     J... J... [13:15] ---     Hayate, you jerk! [13:20] ---     That hurt... [13:21] ---     I shouldn't crack eggs using my head. Yeah. [13:25] ---     I misjudged you, Hayate! [13:28] ---     Are you all right? [13:30] ---     Um, did I do something? [13:32] ---     What? I-I wouldn't know... [13:33] ---     Could it be because Isumi confessed     to me that she loved me? [13:38] ---     I-Isumi said that? [13:40] ---     Yes. It's so cute, isn't it? [13:43] ---     It might be that kids just love me, [13:45] ---     so maybe I'd make a good     preschool teacher or something. [13:48] ---     What? [13:49] ---     Uh, perhaps... [13:52] ---     I must... do something about this... [13:55] ---     Video Rental     V Tachibana [13:57] ---     DX Animation     Tama's Sinister Design!! [14:00] ---     Honestly! [14:02] ---     Why do men want to watch such things?! [14:05] ---     You've been looking at it for some     30 minutes yourself, though... [14:10] ---     The Young Sir is still a child, so     I'm sure he has no interest in girls, [14:14] ---     but will he eventually want     to watch things like this? [14:17] ---     No! I'm sure only a portion of men do this! [14:20] ---     Surely, the Young Sir will not...! [14:23] ---     Do Not Enter [14:24] ---     But he has not set foot     outside since last night... [14:27] ---     What in the world could he be... [14:35] ---     I-I am sorry, we are not open yet... [14:38] ---     Miss Nagi! [14:39] ---     I'm coming in for a bit. [14:43] ---     No! Isumi couldn't possibly have     feelings for the butler-in-debt... [14:46] ---     But then... [14:49] ---     How can you sleep there like     you've got no problems?! [14:51] ---     N-Nagi, what the hell are you doing here?! [14:54] ---     What am I doing?! I've run away from home! [14:56] ---     Huh?! [14:57] ---     Heartbreak! [14:58] ---     And in despair, the girl ran away from home. [15:01] ---     Oh, you guys can go home now. [15:04] ---     But don't tell Maria about this. [15:06] ---     Yes, Miss! SIGN    I'm running away from home!! Don't look for me!! Nagi!! [15:08] ---     Wh-What shall we do? [15:10] ---     Well, we'll have to look for her. [15:12] ---     Understood! [15:13] ---     Oh, uh, Hayate! [15:14] ---     I'll go to Isumi's place first! [15:16] ---     Oh, uh, wait! [15:20] ---     Uh, um, if Miss Nagi has run     away from home, does that... [15:22] ---     She will be staying here for a while. [15:25] ---     By the way, Miss Saki Kijima. [15:26] ---     Yes?! [15:28] ---     Miss Nagi is the one and only     granddaughter of the Sanzenin family [15:31] ---     and she is to be spending time here. [15:33] ---     If something should happen to her... [15:38] ---     You understand, I hope? [15:40] ---     You will not go unpunished. [15:48] ---     Anyway, we'll get nowhere if we     just keep fighting like this. [15:51] ---     You're right. [15:52] ---     Let's go to Isumi's place... [15:54] ---     ...and ask her how she feels! [16:00] ---     Oh, my, Nagi has run away from home? [16:03] ---     Yes, do you have any ideas? [16:06] ---     Well, it is probably... [16:11] ---     What is the matter?! [16:12] ---     Oh, no, some dust got in my eyes... [16:14] ---     A-Are you all right? [16:18] ---     Hey, isn't it possible you were     mistaken about what you saw? [16:21] ---     Well, it's true, them embracing would be... [16:39] ---     I can't get it out... [16:41] ---     Hayate! [16:43] ---     M-Miss, so this is where you were! [16:46] ---     You came to see Isumi the     moment I disappeared?! [16:49] ---     What? Uh, yes, I did, but... [16:57] ---     Isumi can just take you for 150 million! [17:02] ---     What?! M-Miss! [17:04] ---     Why, Miss?! [17:06] ---     Shall I take him? [17:08] ---     What?! [17:09] ---     What?! [17:10] ---     Shall I take my dear Hayate for 150 million? [17:15] ---     Wha?! [17:25] ---     Miss! [17:26] ---     Miss Nagi! [17:28] ---     Thus, the romantic comedy has grown [17:30] ---     into a muddy, icky, quagmire     of a love-hate drama. [17:34] ---     In the meantime, as for Maria... [17:36] ---     I have to do something about this, but... [17:39] ---     Wait, what? Huh? I've been left     alone somewhere along the way! [17:43] ---     Video Rental     V Tachibana SIGN    Shoplifting is a crime [17:48] ---     I swear! What the heck is the big     idea of renting such boring DVDs?! [17:52] ---     Huh? [17:53] ---     Besides, what's with these? [17:54] ---     They're all just hyped up pieces of garbage. [17:56] ---     Th-That's my decision to make... [17:59] ---     Shut up! Quiet! [18:00] ---     Now you listen to me carefully! [18:02] ---     Time is limited! [18:03] ---     There are countless masterpieces     in this world that must be seen! [18:07] ---     You are decisively lacking in "Gundam"! [18:08] ---     Sieg Ze*n [18:10] ---     G-Gundam? [18:12] ---     That's right! "Gundam"! [18:14] ---     So, I'll loan you all of it from     the original series to "00"! [18:18] ---     What?! All of it?! [18:20] ---     Just don't sleep, got it?! [18:22] ---     Don't sleep and watch it all,     like your life depended on it! [18:24] ---     "Char's Counterattack" and     "Turn A" are particularly... [18:26] ---     Like he even understands! [18:28] ---     Don't randomly loan out my DVDs! [18:31] ---     I am not doing it randomly! I've     selected masterpieces to loan out! [18:34] ---     What the hell are you doing here anyway?! [18:37] ---     It's because I've run away     from home, of course! [18:39] ---     The reason you didn't want     to be at home to begin with [18:42] ---     was because that butler-in-debt     was there, right?! [18:44] ---     Then, get your butt home already! [18:46] ---     Because that butler-in-debt's     not at your house anymore! [18:51] ---     Not there... [18:52] ---     Hayate's... [18:55] ---     ...not there... [18:58] ---     YOUNG SIR!!! [19:00] ---     What are you doing bullying the Miss?! [19:03] ---     I-I wasn't really bullying her... [19:05] ---     At the rate you are going, Isumi     will come to hate you, too! [19:08] ---     Doooom [19:12] ---     Wait... [19:13] ---     I'll just burn this damn store! [19:15] ---     Let it all burn! [19:16] ---     You cannot do this! Young Sir! Miss! [19:17] ---     Right around then, Saki was at the     mercy of two heartbroken children. [19:22] ---     And now, next time, they     will fight against a robot. [19:31] ---     Wataru and Tarutaru [19:41] ---     I'm a kitten. I don't have a name yet. [19:44] ---     The sky's so high up there again today... [19:50] ---     Look, look! So cute! [19:51] ---     Oh, wow, a kitten! [19:52] ---     It warms my heart! [19:54] ---     Hah, don't just let your heart be warmed. [19:56] ---     If you've got any compassion, feed me! [19:59] ---     Wait, you're really leaving?!     Coldhearted bastards! Hypocrites! [20:05] ---     Darn, the rain in the city is cold. [20:11] ---     But man, I'm hungry. [20:14] ---     Wataru [20:17] ---     Hey, that's milk! [20:23] ---     Hey, you bastard! [20:25] ---     You weren't gonna give it to me, bro? [20:31] ---     Mouth-to-mouth feeding?! [20:35] ---     C-Come on, bro... [20:43] ---     H-Hey, you okay? You got a cold? [20:49] ---     Oh, my, Wataru, so this is where you were. [20:52] ---     Oh! [20:54] ---     So you found the kitty. [20:55] ---     I'm so glad for you. [20:57] ---     You've been worried and out looking for     it every time it rained, after all. [21:04] ---     Bro, you've been looking for me? [21:08] ---     There, there. There, there. There, there. [21:15] ---     Bro, what's your name? [21:18] ---     Taru. [21:20] ---     Taru. [21:21] ---     Oh, so this kitty's name is Tarutaru. [21:24] ---     What?! [21:25] ---     What a cute name! [21:32] ---     I-It's kind of lame, but     I'll just let it lie. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Best of luck tuning. I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I'm Sakuya. [23:35] ---     But don't ya think I get too     little screen time on this show? [23:38] ---     Some characters show up every     week for no good reason. [23:41] ---     No, that's because you upstage     the others when you show up... [23:44] ---     Butler-in-debt, ya aren't     gonna gloss it over so easily. [23:47] ---     Saku's the character that gets forgotten. [23:49] ---     What was that?! [23:50] ---     Oh, well, whatever. Here's     a risqué sexy shot of me. [23:53] ---     Well? Did ya sear that image into yer eyes? [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Someone like me deserves to     get abandoned by the Miss. SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Being allowed to work in a     grand mansion like that... [24:03] ---     It was like a dream to begin with. [24:05] ---     Hayate probably hates me now. [24:08] ---     Then why don't you just test his love? [24:12] ---     Test his love? [24:13] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:15] ---     "Hearts Wavering". [24:16] ---     Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?! [24:18] ---     You should not do that! [24:19] ---     Hearts Wavering [24:20] ---     The clouds of war call to Hayate. [24:22] ---      25 - Hearts Wavering Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:14] ---     My dear Hayate, are you all right? [00:18] ---     Of course, I am all right! [00:20] ---     C-Counting the stitches of the tatami     mat is a piece of cake for me! [00:25] ---     My! That is so impressive [00:25] ---     One, two, three, four, five... [00:27] ---     He's pretty far gone. [00:29] ---     Yeah... [00:30] ---     123,600. 123,601. 123,602. [00:35] ---     My dear Hayate? [00:36] ---     What is it? I'm on the     123,602nd stitch right now. [00:41] ---     123,603. 123,604. [00:42] ---     He's got it bad. [00:43] ---     Yeah, bad... [00:45] ---     123,605... [00:49] ---     Someone like me deserves to     get abandoned by the Miss. [00:53] ---     Um... [00:54] ---     Being allowed to work in a     grand mansion like that... [00:57] ---     It was like a dream to begin with. [00:59] ---     Um... [01:00] ---     I've just woken from the dream, that's     all. Nothing to be sad about... [01:02] ---     Um, my dear Hayate? [01:04] ---     Shove! [01:08] ---     I-Isumi?! [01:09] ---     Oh, pardon me! [01:12] ---     You seem so down. That is... [01:16] ---     I was trying to cheer you up... [01:19] ---     Pardon me for doing something     I am unaccustomed to. [01:21] ---     But I did not know what to do... [01:28] ---     N-No, you must not laugh! [01:31] ---     Oh, no. I feel better now, thanks to that! [01:33] ---     What? [01:34] ---     So I am fine now! [01:36] ---     That's right! I have no choice     but to do my best here! [01:39] ---     So, I will work hard and count every     last tatami stitch in this house! [01:43] ---     My! That is so impressive! [01:43] ---     1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10! [01:45] ---     He really has lost it. [01:46] ---     11! 12! 13! 14! [01:46] ---     He might be beyond help at this point... [01:49] ---     A butler is one who serves. [01:52] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [01:56] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [01:59] ---     who is there to support his mistress     in all aspects of her life. [02:02] ---     Yes! [02:03] ---     This is about a boy who fights and puts     his life on the line for a girl... [02:08] ---     A super combat battle story! [02:11] ---     Hi! Do you know who I am?! Yes! It's Gilbert! [02:15] ---     Now, another "Hayate the Combat     Butler" is about to start! [02:18] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [02:18] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [02:25] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [02:25] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [02:31] ---     Unmei ni makete [02:31] ---     Giving in to fate [02:34] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [02:34] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [02:39] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [02:39] ---     That's just not cool! [02:44] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [02:44] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [02:47] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [02:47] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [02:52] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [02:52] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [02:56] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [02:56] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [03:02] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [03:02] ---     Just let it take you [03:09] ---     Kanchigai no yume [03:09] ---     Dreams that are misguided [03:12] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [03:12] ---     Hopes that are way off base [03:15] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [03:15] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [03:21] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [03:21] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [03:28] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [03:28] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [03:47] ---     Hearts Wavering [03:50] ---     Video Rental     V Tachibana [03:53] ---     Honestly! [03:54] ---     Selling Hayate to the Saginomiyas?     What a child you are! [03:58] ---     It cannot be helped. Things     just ended up that way! [04:01] ---     Do you plan to keep losing the important     things in your life like that? [04:06] ---     Shut up! Why are you here anyway?! [04:09] ---     The members of the SP were     kind enough to tell me. [04:12] ---     Aren't you guys supposed to be on my side?! [04:14] ---     O-Of course, we are on your side, Miss Nagi! [04:18] ---     Oh, is that right? [04:20] ---     I see. [04:22] ---     So you are on Nagi's side... [04:25] ---     Traitors! [04:27] ---     People will not follow your lead     with just your blustering whims. [04:31] ---     Maria is so impressive! [04:34] ---     Commanding those big men so easily! [04:36] ---     She's not on the same level     as some rinky-dink maid. [04:38] ---     Rinky-dink?! Who are you     calling a rinky-dink maid?! [04:39] ---     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [04:42] ---     But I just hope he isn't crying. [04:45] ---     What? [04:46] ---     I mean, if you sold him for 150 million, [04:49] ---     it's not much different than what     his terrible parents did to him. [04:54] ---     Hayate certainly seems like a     very sensitive person, so... [04:59] ---     He is a boy who puts a smile on his     face and cries in his heart, after all. [05:02] ---     And if he's always being yelled at     by an insensitive girl like Nagi, [05:05] ---     I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to cry. [05:07] ---     C-Could it be... [05:09] ---     that I've done something awful to Hayate? [05:13] ---     Needless to say, everyone thought,     "You just realized that now?!" [05:18] ---     I... I... [05:21] ---     Nagi? [05:27] ---     Video Rental     (V Tachibana) [05:28] ---     What're you crying for?! [05:30] ---     I'm not really crying! [05:33] ---     Hayate might hate me now. [05:36] ---     Y-You need not worry! [05:38] ---     The Young Sir will do     something about it, Miss! [05:40] ---     Me?! I'm technically depressed     about Isumi here, too! [05:44] ---     It will be fine! [05:45] ---     The power of your love will surely     capture Isumi's attention! [05:48] ---     Oh, you think? [05:50] ---     But Wataru's not popular... [05:52] ---     Bastard! You picking a fight?! [05:52] ---     Miss Nagi! [05:54] ---     Fine, whatever. I'll do something     about it, so wait here! [05:57] ---     What?! O-Oh, Young Sir?! [06:05] ---     But how are you going to bring him back? [06:08] ---     Oh, that will be easy. [06:10] ---     Hayate probably thinks     that Nagi hates him now, [06:14] ---     so if I tell him that Nagi is in     tears and wants him to come home... [06:17] ---     But Isumi... [06:18] ---     My instinct tells me that she does     not love him so terribly much. [06:22] ---     Well, everything will be fine if     you just leave it to those two. [06:25] ---     But Hayate probably hates me now... [06:29] ---     Then why don't you just test it? [06:34] ---     Uh, who? [06:36] ---     More like, test what? [06:37] ---     I mean, why don't you just test his love? [06:40] ---     Um, Miss, do you know this man? [06:43] ---     Yeah, I'm ashamed to say we're related. [06:46] ---     But we are not just related. [06:48] ---     I'm a candidate to be heir     of the Sanzenin fortune [06:50] ---     and my name's Gilbert! [06:52] ---     Um, are you two really related? [06:55] ---     I would sever the tie if I could. [06:57] ---     So? What's this about testing his love? [07:00] ---     In other words, if there is love     between you and that butler, [07:03] ---     he should be able to overcome any obstacle. [07:05] ---     For example, if we say     that I've kidnapped you, [07:08] ---     he may or may not come for     you faster than anyone else! [07:12] ---     Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?! [07:14] ---     You should not do that! [07:15] ---     Yeah, I'll decline. [07:16] ---     Why?! [07:17] ---     Hayate probably won't come! [07:19] ---     Actually, he might come, but I think     that would be like out of sympathy... [07:24] ---     Is that so? [07:25] ---     What a cowardly brat you are. [07:28] ---     To think such a sissy with no     stomach to face a challenge [07:31] ---     is the Sanzenin family heir! [07:33] ---     Our modern-day society has     truly gone to the dogs! [07:35] ---     Fine! [07:37] ---     Fake a kidnapping or whatever you want to do! [07:39] ---     Miss! [07:39] ---     But I will be the one who wins! [07:42] ---     That's what I like to hear! [07:45] ---     Meanwhile, at the Saginomiya residence... [07:48] ---     Are you all right with leaving     things as they are, Hayate? [07:50] ---     All right or not, there's nothing     I can do about it anyway... [07:54] ---     That child says and does things     on the spur of the moment. [07:56] ---     It would be endless if you     took it all seriously. [07:59] ---     Yes, well, that's true, but... [08:01] ---     Talk about harsh... [08:03] ---     Besides, don't you want to come back, Hayate? [08:06] ---     Don't you feel any attachment towards     Nagi and the Sanzenin estate? [08:11] ---     No... attachment... or memories... [08:20] ---     Wow! The Tokyo underground     never fails to impress! [08:24] ---     But why come all this way to such a place? [08:26] ---     The obstacles must be large     in order to measure love. [08:30] ---     Don't tell me you plan to fight Hayate again. [08:32] ---     Yes! [08:34] ---     No matter how strong that butler is, [08:36] ---     it will be impossible for     him to win against this! [08:38] ---     Wh-What are you going to     do if Hayate gets injured?! [08:42] ---     There is no need to worry. [08:44] ---     The scientist who built this is a genius. [08:47] ---     So the specs are fully human-friendly! [08:53] ---     Hey, Eight, what's this part for again? [08:57] ---     Oh, that's the control     chip for the giant robot [09:00] ---     that you made yesterday     at a friend's request. [09:03] ---     Huh... So I made a giant robot... [09:07] ---     What?! [09:08] ---     I was nodding off, so I don't remember much. [09:11] ---     B-But that's impressive! [09:13] ---     What? [09:14] ---     Because you made that incredible thing,     even when you were nodding off. [09:17] ---     Really? Do you think so? [09:19] ---     But it's not that big a deal. [09:21] ---     I just put your Version 8.1 system     in your prototype body. That's all. [09:26] ---     Th-That's the data from when     I was the most reckless! [09:30] ---     Isn't that really dangerous? [09:32] ---     Oh, please, Eight! [09:34] ---     That's why I made the control chip! [09:37] ---     I-I see... [09:44] ---     Aw, man, I'm so bored. [09:46] ---     I wish something good would happen. [09:50] ---     Osaka Specialty Twirly Octopus Balls [09:51] ---     No way! They're freshly made! [09:53] ---     It's probably a present from God! [10:04] ---     Do you like sushi?!     (Sushi suki ka?!) [10:08] ---     Please open up the country.     (Kaikoku shite kudasai.) [10:14] ---     Will Hayate come for me? [10:17] ---     No, even if he does come,     Hayate may no longer... [10:20] ---     Man, it's so comfortable     here at Isumi's place! [10:23] ---     She's quiet and kind, unlike     that spoiled little miss. [10:26] ---     Man, getting sold was the way to go! [10:31] ---     Hey, now, that's your own wild imagination. [10:33] ---     Th-That's right! It all began     because Hayate cheated on me! [10:37] ---     Who cheated on ya? [10:40] ---     Sakuya! What are you doing here?! [10:42] ---     What am I doin'? I thought I'd     watch over what my bro's doin'. [10:46] ---     What?! G-Gilbert is your big brother?! [10:49] ---     I didn't know until recently myself, [10:51] ---     but it's 'cause he's a love     child born to another mother. [10:53] ---     But we look alike, don't we? [10:55] ---     And that makes you happy? [10:57] ---     But how'd things end up this way? [11:00] ---     That's because... Hayate cheated     on me with Isumi and... [11:04] ---     Huh?! [11:04] ---     It wasn't just Isumi! [11:06] ---     Hayate said he plays with you often, too! [11:09] ---     Sure, we play often. [11:10] ---     Doin' slapstick comedy routines. [11:13] ---     Like I said, doin' slapstick comedy routines. [11:17] ---     Ah-ha! So, what, Little Nagi? [11:20] ---     Yer only 13 and ya thought "play"     meant somethin' like that? [11:24] ---     No, you idiot! You're wrong! [11:26] ---     Of course, it's slapstick comedy     routines! I didn't have the wrong idea! [11:30] ---     Don't ya worry. I know, I know. [11:33] ---     Precocious brat. [11:37] ---     But man, that's a terrible story. [11:40] ---     That butler-in-debt did nothin'     wrong and ya sold him off. [11:47] ---     He'll never come. [11:49] ---     Hayate will never come to rescue me. [11:53] ---     Little missy, it's by overcoming     such misunderstandings and conflicts [11:56] ---     that trust grows stronger between people! [11:59] ---     So you mustn't fear misunderstandings! [12:01] ---     "Love" is coming in spite of such things! [12:06] ---     What? The machine just... [12:08] ---     Bro! [12:10] ---     Kill. [12:12] ---     Kill. [12:13] ---     Kill the stinking brat with     blonde pigtails and her butler. [12:17] ---     My life is in a shambles     because of those two! [12:20] ---     So it's saying. What shall we do? [12:22] ---     What to do? I'm not going to sit     around listening to a loser gripe. [12:26] ---     Yeah, why don't we just leave it and run? [12:29] ---     We'll just say my bro is deadmeat     in there and that should do it. [12:33] ---     Please don't abandon me, my sister! [12:35] ---     Besides, this thing is out     to get the little miss Nagi! [12:38] ---     I don't think you'll be able     to run from it so easily! [12:41] ---     That's right! I'm not forgiving     that girl with the blonde pigtails! [12:47] ---     Huh? Where did she go? [12:48] ---     Where did that little girl go? [12:49] ---     Ya really should pay good money for CPUs. [12:52] ---     But I am glad that it seems like this     situation will not get out of control. [12:56] ---     The Young Sir may be worried,     so I will give him a call. [12:59] ---     Good idea. [13:02] ---     What's up, Saki? What is it? [13:04] ---     Don't tell me Nagi's been     kidnapped or something. [13:06] ---     What? No, um, it is not a kidnapping, but... [13:09] ---     Damn you, Nagi Sanzenin!     I'll friggin' roll you! [13:12] ---     H-Hey, don't tell me we're talking murder! [13:14] ---     N-No, that is not it! [13:16] ---     It's not just a kidnapping, but     it's about to become a murder?! [13:19] ---     It is all right. She has yet to be killed. [13:22] ---     Then, Nagi's on the verge of being killed?! [13:24] ---     What?! [13:26] ---     Oh! Hey, Saki! Saki! [13:30] ---     Um, Wataru, the phone     call you just received... [13:33] ---     I-I don't really get it, [13:35] ---     but Saki's screwed up and Nagi's been     kidnapped and about to get killed... [13:38] ---     What?! [13:39] ---     I-It can't be... Nagi... [13:41] ---     Hayate! [13:43] ---     Uh, what? Hayate? [13:45] ---     Aw... No helpin' it, I guess. [13:48] ---     I'll call 'em back. [13:50] ---     'Cause I bet they totally got the wrong idea. [13:53] ---     Oh, I know! [13:53] ---     Oh, hello? Is this Wataru? [13:54] ---     If I take out all of them, [13:55] ---     This is Sakuya. So, anyway... [13:56] ---     one of them would be the little girl! [13:58] ---     We're in a real bad     situation, so come save us. [13:59] ---     What?! [14:02] ---     Hey! [14:03] ---     This is bad. They really are in big trouble! [14:05] ---     What?! [14:06] ---     It will be all right. [14:10] ---     Because my dear Hayate has gone to save Nagi. [14:15] ---     Misses! [14:17] ---     That thing's comin' after us! [14:19] ---     What?! [14:20] ---     How dare you go after     our precious Miss Nagi?! [14:23] ---     Even another Sanzenin family member     will not be forgiven for that! [14:26] ---     Shut up! [14:26] ---     If you don't want to get hurt, hurry     up and hand over that pigtail girl! [14:32] ---     We can't have you underestimating     the power of the Sanzenin family SP! [14:36] ---     What?! [14:38] ---     Behold! You damn piece of     Andro Army scrap metal! [14:42] ---     This is what the Sanzenin     family SP is made of! [14:46] ---     Found you, pigtails! [14:49] ---     Now, that solves everything. [14:52] ---     Like hell it does! [14:53] ---     That is right! This is too much! [14:57] ---     I've got you cornered, little girl! [14:59] ---     No, no, no! [15:00] ---     What are you going to do now     that you have me cornered?! [15:03] ---     What? [15:03] ---     What am I going to do? [15:10] ---     Blush. [15:11] ---     Then, I think it's time for... [15:12] ---     What was that "blush" about?! [15:14] ---     And the way your hands are     moving is extremely lewd! [15:17] ---     Shut up, little girl! [15:18] ---     Dodge, you idiot! [15:23] ---     Young Sir! [15:23] ---     Sheesh! Quit giving me so much trouble! [15:26] ---     What are you doing here, Young Sir? [15:27] ---     Oh, this place is right under Isumi's house. [15:33] ---     Wh-What? [15:34] ---     Young Sir! [15:35] ---     You dummy! [15:36] ---     I've always thought of him as a child, [15:39] ---     but somewhere along the way,     he's become all grown up! [15:42] ---     DX Animation     Tama's Sinister Design!! [15:43] ---     All grown up... [15:47] ---     And will he be watching videos like that? [15:49] ---     You must not! [15:50] ---     Huh?! [15:50] ---     It is still too early for     you to watch pervy videos! [15:53] ---     Wha?! I-I don't watch stuff like that! [15:55] ---     Hey, you people! You need     to hurry up and run! [15:57] ---     You won't get away from me this time! [15:59] ---     That's enough, you junkyard robot! [16:02] ---     Didn't you hear me, you piece of junk?! [16:05] ---     You defective crab bastard! [16:06] ---     Wh-Why you! [16:08] ---     I swear! Your design is even     worse than fake Gundam models! [16:11] ---     How dare you make trouble for us?! [16:12] ---     That's why you're not popular! [16:14] ---     Crushed! [16:17] ---     I, Nagi Sanzenin, will be your opponent! [16:21] ---     Then let's see you do just that! [16:24] ---     Watch out, Miss! [16:26] ---     Where's Hayate?! [16:27] ---     He should've headed over here before me! [16:31] ---     Oh, I see. [16:34] ---     So Hayate really isn't coming for me... [16:38] ---     Miss Nagi! [16:39] ---     He probably won't come for me. [16:42] ---     He probably hates me. [16:43] ---     Run, Nagi! [16:45] ---     Die! [16:48] ---     Hayate... [16:53] ---     HAYATE! [17:09] ---     You called, Miss? [17:14] ---     Hayate, why are you... [17:17] ---     Why? Because you called my name. [17:24] ---     The bitterness you carved into me... [17:27] ---     You better not tell me you've forgotten! [17:28] ---     Are you hurt or injured anywhere, Miss? [17:30] ---     I'll tear you and the little girl apart! [17:31] ---     No, I'm perfectly fine. [17:32] ---     Wait... Hey, you! Don't ignore me! [17:32] ---     I see. I'm glad to hear that! [17:35] ---     No need to be impatient. [17:36] ---     I fully intend to hold you responsible     for putting Miss in danger! [17:40] ---     What?! [17:41] ---     Could it be that he's mad? [17:43] ---     More like, when a guy who usually     doesn't get mad gets mad... [17:47] ---     It's scary! [17:49] ---     Hey, boy, please don't forget about me! [17:53] ---     I, Gilbert, am on board this mecha! [17:56] ---     I see, so you're the culprit behind     the Miss's attempted kidnapping. [18:02] ---     Th-That's not quite right... [18:04] ---     You see, I conspired with the     Miss and the others to... [18:07] ---     Conspired with them, you say?! [18:08] ---     Then are you claiming     that Saki and the others [18:11] ---     came up with the idiotic idea     of faking a kidnapping?! [18:14] ---     How about it, Saki? [18:15] ---     That's not true! My bro Gilbert     kidnapped her for her fortune! [18:19] ---     See?! I knew it! [18:20] ---     My sister! [18:22] ---     So, in the end, all you can trust is money! [18:26] ---     In that case, I will meet     the condition that was set [18:28] ---     and make the Sanzenin family fortune mine! [18:30] ---     Or rather... Destroy everyone! [18:35] ---     I will not let you! [18:38] ---     I will not allow the Miss to     be endangered any further! [18:41] ---     Hayate?! [18:42] ---     Tell this to the other     potential heirs as well! [18:44] ---     If you want the Sanzenin fortune, [18:46] ---     first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki! [18:49] ---     Y-You idiot! Do you have any     idea how dangerous that is?! [18:54] ---     I do know! [18:55] ---     Besides, there's no way that old     geezer Mikado will accept that... [18:59] ---     She might come to hate ya over     some other misunderstandin' [19:02] ---     and kick ya out again! [19:04] ---     It doesn't really matter. [19:06] ---     Even if the Miss comes to hate me... [19:10] ---     It won't change the fact     that I care about the Miss. [19:19] ---     Quit the romantic comedy thing! [19:21] ---     No matter how cool you act, [19:22] ---     you cannot win against this     robot, Hayate Ayasaki! [19:25] ---     You will be the one to fall victim to me! [19:29] ---     Hayate, watch out! [19:30] ---     There's no need to worry! [19:33] ---     I prepared all kinds of things in     anticipation of just such a situation! [19:36] ---     What?! [19:41] ---     Wait, that's against the Firearms     and Swords Control Law! [19:45] ---     Not to worry. [19:46] ---     I'm thoroughly familiar with     how to operate this thing. [19:48] ---     From where?! [19:50] ---     Besides, this Firearms and     Swords Control Law thing... [19:51] ---     When it comes to protecting the Miss, [19:53] ---     I really couldn't care     less about such things. [19:58] ---     Do you still want to continue this? [20:03] ---     You can defeat me, but a second     and a third Gilbert will surely... [20:07] ---     What demon king do you think you are?! [20:08] ---     Sorry! Sorry! I surrender! I surrender! [20:15] ---     The furious gunfight came to an end... [20:18] ---     Hayate... [20:20] ---     What is it, Miss? [20:21] ---     And the girl and the butler     gazed at one another... [20:24] ---     No... That is... [20:27] ---     "I'm sorry I fired you on     the spur of the moment! [20:30] ---     "I apologize, so come back     with me to the mansion," [20:33] ---     is what Nagi wants to say, but... [20:39] ---     Come to think of it, [20:40] ---     I changed the condition for the     inheritance on the spur of the moment, [20:43] ---     so it may actually be more     dangerous for me to be near you. [20:49] ---     Oh, but never mind that. [20:51] ---     I'm Isumi's butler now, aren't I? [20:53] ---     B-But that's...! [20:56] ---     But I abandoned my duties when I came here, [20:59] ---     so I may have been fired by now. [21:02] ---     In that case, I will be out on the     streets again with my 150 million debt. [21:08] ---     I wish there was a cute girl somewhere,     who would find me a new job. [21:15] ---     Th-Then... [21:23] ---     Why don't you be my butler? [21:28] ---     I will, Miss! [21:32] ---     Are you all right with this, Isumi? [21:35] ---     It is not good to buy or     sell a person for money. [21:39] ---     Besides... [21:41] ---     Besides? [21:42] ---     Those two are very     well-suited to one another. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful, it'll     be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     I have a good idea! I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:35] ---     I'm Sakuya Aizawa. [23:36] ---     Well, Miss Aizawa, this     is an awfully sober song. [23:39] ---     The cry of my soul's in this song, after all. [23:42] ---     It's the pensive song of a woman     who lives for duty and compassion. [23:44] ---     It just sounds old fogy to me. [23:47] ---     Nagi, yer still a kid, so ya can't     understand how good this song is yet. [23:50] ---     I don't care if I never do! [23:52] ---     Next time, we'll have a special     edition. Please look forward to it! [23:55] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?! SIGN    The next episode of "Hayate     the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Enough of this weird joke! [24:02] ---     What? Um... [24:02] ---     I-I won't let you have Hayate! [24:04] ---     Because he's... [24:05] ---     Because he's my precious butler! [24:09] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:11] ---     "The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,     So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee... [24:15] ---     "Is a Thing of the Distant Past". [24:17] ---     Hayate has amnesia?! [24:19] ---     That's impossible! [24:19] ---     The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,      So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...      Is a Thing of the Distant Past [24:20] ---     Next time, you'll be     thrilled by Hayate in drag! [24:23] ---      26 - The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes, So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...Is a Thing of the Distance Past Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:11] ---     I won't let you have Hayate! [00:15] ---     Because he's... [00:17] ---     Because he's my precious butler! [00:23] ---     A butler is one who serves. [00:26] ---     A butler is one who waits upon others. [00:29] ---     A butler is a formal guardian, [00:32] ---     who is there to support his     mistress in all aspects of her life. [00:36] ---     Yes! [00:37] ---     This is about a boy who fights     and puts his life on the line for a girl... [00:41] ---     A super combat battle story! [00:45] ---     Won't you be my butler? [00:47] ---     With pleasure, Miss. [00:49] ---     Who the? [00:52] ---     Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue [00:52] ---     Our destination that we've     staked upon this earth [00:59] ---     Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku [00:59] ---     Like the sudden gale that cuts across [01:05] ---     Unmei ni makete [01:05] ---     Giving in to fate [01:08] ---     Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo [01:08] ---     And hunkering down is no fun [01:13] ---     Sore ja kakko warui yo! [01:13] ---     That's just not cool! [01:18] ---     Uso kara deta makoto [01:18] ---     Many a true word is spoken in jest [01:21] ---     Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi [01:21] ---     Regret is probably reaping what you sowed [01:26] ---     Zettai, nase ba naru! [01:26] ---     Where there's a will,     there's definitely a way! [01:30] ---     Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku [01:30] ---     As a great rippling wave swallows us up [01:36] ---     Karada nami ni makasereba [01:36] ---     Just let it take you [01:43] ---     Kanchigai no yume [01:43] ---     Dreams that are misguided [01:46] ---     Mato-hazure no kitai [01:46] ---     Hopes that are way off base [01:49] ---     Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa! [01:49] ---     You'll grab them someday,     if you just have conviction [01:55] ---     Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou [01:55] ---     Let's kick up the earth and start running [02:02] ---     Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku [02:02] ---     Like the capricious breeze that dances about [02:21] ---     The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,     So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee... Is a Thing of the Distant Past [02:24] ---     The story goes back to this morning. [02:27] ---     Hayate Ayasaki returns! [02:29] ---     Waking up make-up! [02:34] ---     Not! [02:38] ---     Yes, this is how it should be. [02:40] ---     Hayate was taken in at     Isumi's place in the last episode, [02:43] ---     but he has returned     to the Sanzenin household again. [02:46] ---     I have to continue to serve the Miss     with everything I have. [02:51] ---     Oh? [02:52] ---     Looks like she's calling for me already. [02:57] ---     Um... Miss? [02:59] ---     Say, Hayate... [03:00] ---     Yes? [03:01] ---     I have a quick question.     Have you ever had amnesia? [03:04] ---     What? Amnesia? [03:07] ---     No, I've never really experienced it... [03:10] ---     The truth is, [03:11] ---     she's apparently planning to enter     a new manga author contest again. [03:14] ---     Indeed, this time, I intend     to attempt an amnesia story, [03:17] ---     which is one of the more     cliché manga plot devices. [03:20] ---     Yes! For example, she runs     out of the house due to shock [03:22] ---     that the sheep she loved got sold,     and she gets run over by a carriage. [03:24] ---     Or maybe cryogenic freeze or something. [03:27] ---     It's true, this plot device has been used     a disgusting number of times before! [03:30] ---     But to that, I boldly say... [03:32] ---     That's exactly why it's worth doing! [03:34] ---     I see... [03:36] ---     So, she seems to be thinking [03:38] ---     of a revolutionary story     that incorporates amnesia, but... [03:42] ---     I just can't think     of anything that stands out. [03:45] ---     Um, shall I go to Wataru's store [03:48] ---     and rent a couple videos     that deal with amnesia? [03:52] ---     Oh, r-right... No, it's true... [03:54] ---     Please ask whatever you like of me. [03:56] ---     I am your loyal butler, after all! [03:59] ---     Hayate! [04:01] ---     Then I shall be going! [04:05] ---     Maria, Hayate really is the most     dependable in the universe, isn't he? [04:09] ---     Yes, I suppose... [04:11] ---     I just hope he doesn't run     into more dangerous situations... [04:21] ---     Due to statements he made     in the previous episode, [04:24] ---     people are now out to kill Hayate. [04:26] ---     Tell this to the other     potential heirs as well! [04:29] ---     If you want the Sanzenin fortune, [04:31] ---     first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki! [04:34] ---     Hey, Hayate Ayasaki! You sure     did a number on me last time! [04:38] ---     That voice! Gilbert?! [04:40] ---     I will still be taking     the Sanzenin fortune in the end! [04:45] ---     Good grief. [04:46] ---     You really don't learn, do you?! [04:49] ---     To think you would get into     that mobile coffin of your own will! [04:52] ---     Wh-Why you...! SIGN    Today's Love Fortune Today's Lucky Item: Pizza [04:56] ---     Let's see... Today's lucky item is pizza. SIGN    Today's Lucky Point: Park [05:00] ---     Lucky point is the park. [05:02] ---     "There might be a wonderful encounter     with your prince on a white horse SIGN    There might be a wonderful encounter with your prince on a white horse waiting for you. Good luck! [05:05] ---     "waiting for you." [05:07] ---     Could it be...? [05:08] ---     Maybe I'll get to see Hayate! [05:11] ---     I guess there's no way such     wishful thinking will come true... [05:20] ---     H-Hayate?! No way! [05:22] ---     What? Miss Nishizawa? [05:24] ---     You! Get off me! [05:29] ---     H-Hayate? [05:31] ---     It's really you, right? [05:33] ---     B-But what are you doing? [05:35] ---     Why are you fighting that thing? [05:37] ---     W-Well, that is... [05:38] ---     Hayate Ayasaki! [05:40] ---     Prepare to meet your end! [05:44] ---     We can talk later! [05:45] ---     Let's get away from here first! [05:48] ---     O-Okay... [05:54] ---     This idea is no good! [05:56] ---     Never mind winning a fax machine. [05:57] ---     I couldn't even hope     for the small screen-tone set [05:58] ---     or the 50 pages of special manuscript paper! [06:01] ---     Nagi, you have a phone call from Sakuya... [06:04] ---     I'm out of service range. Bye! [06:05] ---     Wait, hold on! [06:06] ---     Say, is my stupid bro over there? [06:10] ---     Your stupid bro? [06:11] ---     You mean Gilbert? [06:12] ---     That moron's rented some     outrageous ordnance usin' my name. [06:17] ---     O-Ordnance?! [06:18] ---     Yup, yup, yup. [06:20] ---     Ya know, ma'am, business's been bad     as ever. It's been a real ordnance. [06:24] ---     That's "a real ordeal", ya moron! [06:26] ---     Well, anyway, that aside... [06:28] ---     He's probably plannin' to go     after the butler-in-debt again. [06:30] ---     If he comes to make trouble,     gently rake him over the coals for me. [06:34] ---     Nagi? [06:35] ---     Knowing Hayate, I doubt there's     any need to worry, but... [06:39] ---     Call the SP! [06:41] ---     We're going to look for Hayate. [06:47] ---     Found it! [06:49] ---     Miss Nishizawa, would you mind     if I set you down for a bit? [06:51] ---     S-Sure. [06:53] ---     As I recall, Maria gave this to me     for just such a situation... [07:17] ---     What is it? [07:19] ---     I see, so this is how it works... [07:22] ---     Thank you, Maria. This will be a big help. [07:25] ---     Hayate, it's coming! [07:28] ---     I feel sick. [07:29] ---     This mecha's giving me     serious 3D motion sickness. [07:32] ---     Set! Arm! [07:35] ---     Hayate! [07:43] ---     What is this?! [07:54] ---     Hayate! [07:56] ---     Hayate! [07:57] ---     J-Just you remember this! [08:02] ---     Hayate, hang in there! Hayate! [08:07] ---     A dozen or so millennia later,     having lost his memory, [08:12] ---     Hayate was drifting alone     and solitary through space... [08:17] ---     No... Nono-riri-hei... [08:21] ---     Welcome back! [08:29] ---     S-So it was a dream... [08:30] ---     That's right! I have to hurry and take     back ideas on amnesia to the Miss! [08:36] ---     Wait... Where am I...? [08:38] ---     H-Hayate, I'll call an ambulance right away! [08:42] ---     Don't die, okay?! [08:42] ---     Uh, um... [08:44] ---     Thank goodness! [08:45] ---     Are you okay? Does your head hurt at all? [08:48] ---     N-No, well... [08:49] ---     More importantly, this is... [08:52] ---     Putting your head on my lap was...! I...! [08:54] ---     Ow! [08:57] ---     Ow, that hurt... [08:58] ---     I-It's been a while since we've had     some time to ourselves, hasn't it? [09:02] ---     R-Right... [09:03] ---     Hey, I've been wanting     to ask you this for a while now. [09:06] ---     You evaded me that time, but... [09:09] ---     The truth is... [09:11] ---     ...I'm only interested     in 2-dimensional things. SIGN    Crushed!! [09:15] ---     Be honest with me... [09:16] ---     H-Hayate, how do you...     really feel about me? [09:23] ---     Tell me. [09:24] ---     No, well... [09:25] ---     Tell me, tell me! [09:28] ---     My head! [09:30] ---     Hayate? [09:33] ---     Where am I? Who in the world am I? [09:37] ---     Sh-Shoot! I let my impulse get     the better of me and I did it again! [09:41] ---     A desperate ploy like this...     There's no way... [09:43] ---     A-Amnesia? [09:45] ---     Hayate got amnesia! [09:49] ---     What?! You're really going to believe it?! [09:51] ---     What'll I do?! I've never seen     a real case of amnesia! [09:56] ---     Oh, "Winter Sonata!" Maybe     I should've watched "Winter Sonata"! [09:59] ---     Bae! Maybe I should've watched Bae! [10:02] ---     Sorry for taking so long! [10:03] ---     What? [10:06] ---     Thank you for your business! [10:07] ---     Huh? [10:08] ---     Oh! I was hungry, so I ordered it!     I'd totally forgotten! [10:12] ---     Oh? Um, could it be that... you're a butler? [10:15] ---     What? [10:16] ---     Right? You're a butler, right? [10:18] ---     Wow, I've never met a real one! [10:21] ---     Which means, this is your mistress, right? [10:23] ---     What? [10:24] ---     So, should I ask the butler to pay for this? [10:28] ---     What? [10:30] ---     Um, the bill? [10:34] ---     B-Butler Hayate. [10:35] ---     Huh? [10:36] ---     Wh-What are you doing all spaced out?     Hurry up and pay this man. [10:45] ---     Y-Yes, as you wish, Miss. [10:49] ---     All right! That's it!     I've always wanted to see that! [10:53] ---     Here is your tea, Miss. [10:55] ---     What? Oh... [10:57] ---     Thank you. [11:02] ---     S-So I'm your butler, then... [11:05] ---     Th-That's right, Hayate Ayasaki. You're... [11:09] ---     You're the butler of Ayumu Nishizawa. [11:15] ---     Now I've done it... [11:17] ---     Oh, man! I can't find     the right time to call this off! [11:21] ---     Oh, man! And it looks like     Hayate totally believes it, too... [11:25] ---     Well, no helping it!     I guess what will be, will be! [11:31] ---     Mm, yum! [11:33] ---     Oh, could it be that the two     halves have different toppings? [11:36] ---     That's right. This is called     "half-and-half". [11:40] ---     Here, Butler Hayate, don't be shy.     Why don't you try this side, too? [11:44] ---     Yes, then I will. [11:47] ---     What the? Th-This is delicious. [11:49] ---     I feel like this is a flavor     I've never tasted before. [11:52] ---     What? Those are just plain anchovies. [11:55] ---     Hayate, you've never had anchovies? [11:57] ---     What? W-Well... [11:59] ---     I saw them when     I was working part-time, but... [12:02] ---     It's delicious, Miss Ayumu. [12:06] ---     Could it be that this is a brief moment     that God has give me as present? [12:12] ---     H-Hayate! [12:15] ---     And... It can't be! [12:18] ---     You're that thieving hamster! [12:20] ---     Miss?! [12:23] ---     Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?! [12:25] ---     Enough of this weird joke! [12:27] ---     What? Um... [12:28] ---     I-I won't let you have Hayate! [12:32] ---     Because he's... [12:33] ---     Because he's my precious butler! [12:38] ---     Wh-What?! [12:39] ---     This is bad! [12:40] ---     At this point, I have to put an end     to this, even if it's a bit forced! [12:44] ---     Hayate?! [12:45] ---     My head is somehow... [12:46] ---     Hayate! [12:49] ---     All right! Now's my chance! [12:55] ---     Wait... What?! [12:56] ---     Hayate! [12:58] ---     Hayate has amnesia?! That's impossible! [13:04] ---     Just you wait, Hayate! [13:05] ---     I'll restore your memories, without fail! [13:09] ---     I-I missed my opportunity yet again... [13:12] ---     Um, how long should I pretend to be asleep? [13:18] ---     Indian curry... (Indo karee wa...) [13:20] ---     ...is spicy. (...karee zo.) [13:22] ---     Elephants are elephantine, you know!     Weak! (Zou wa okkiin dazo! Sabu!) [13:26] ---     Ready? [13:27] ---     We will now begin the Hayate Ayasaki     Memory Instrumentality Project. [13:32] ---     I just happened to be     examining amnesia today. [13:36] ---     I've prepared various kinds of missions, [13:38] ---     so I'd like everyone to lend a hand as well. [13:40] ---     I-I'd be lying if I said that I didn't     feel like I might be in danger... [13:44] ---     But the Miss was so committed     to her idea for the manga. [13:48] ---     If this will serve to hint     at some ideas for her... [13:51] ---     All right! [13:54] ---     Huh? Where am I? What was I... [13:56] ---     Ah! Hayate, you're awake! [13:58] ---     A-Are you all right? [14:00] ---     Y-Yes... [14:01] ---     Hayate! [14:02] ---     Yes? [14:03] ---     Right now, due to amnesia, [14:05] ---     I hear you apparently believe     you're this hamster's butler?! [14:08] ---     What? Uh, yes, that's right. [14:10] ---     I am Miss Ayumu's... [14:12] ---     Wrong! [14:13] ---     Hayate, you are my butler!     Nagi Sanzenin's butler! [14:16] ---     Precisely! [14:17] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, you are truly deplorable. [14:21] ---     I shall restore this man's memories,     even if I have to use force! [14:27] ---     Klaus, are you saying you don't think     I can restore Hayate's memories? [14:31] ---     With all due respect,     that is exactly what I mean. [14:33] ---     Oh-ho! [14:34] ---     Interesting! I accept your challenge! [14:36] ---     Let us compete to see which one of us     can restore Hayate's memories! [14:41] ---     Well, I'll be the winner anyway. [14:44] ---     Um... compete? [14:47] ---     How about it, Hayate? Do you remember now? [14:50] ---     These are your super     favorite clothes, you know. [14:53] ---     M-My favorite? [14:55] ---     This sweetness... [14:57] ---     I feel like I may have seen her     in Episode 8 or maybe not... [15:00] ---     I'm so shocked! I-I had no idea Hayate     was into that sort of thing! [15:03] ---     Thus, the operation     to restore his memories began! [15:08] ---     Rarr! [15:09] ---     What's wrong?! Defeat him swiftly     with just one strike! [15:13] ---     But I can't just quietly     let him eat me, either... [15:17] ---     All right! I'll use this     as the trigger and... [15:20] ---     That's enough! [15:24] ---     Oh-ho... [15:31] ---     I'm so shocked! I had no idea Hayate     had such tiger-killing abilities! [15:35] ---     All right! [15:36] ---     My memories are com-- [15:37] ---     They don't seem to have been restored!     The technique is wrong! [15:39] ---     Hm, it seems we will have to     wait for the results. [15:41] ---     Oh, come on... [15:42] ---     Miss Nagi and Klaus fought. [15:45] ---     To restore Hayate's memories,     they fought doggedly! [15:49] ---     Darn it! So his memories still     aren't coming back! [15:51] ---     Since it's come to this,     we'll use shock therapy! [15:56] ---     Wait! P-Please don't! [15:58] ---     Don't! [15:59] ---     Go on! [16:03] ---     Oh, the parachute... [16:05] ---     Mr. Klaus! [16:18] ---     That yell just now... Could Hayate     have regained his memories already?! [16:21] ---     Or actually, maybe he never     had amnesia to begin with? [16:25] ---     What prodigious deductive powers! [16:28] ---     No, not yet! [16:29] ---     There's no way Hayate's     memories will be restored [16:30] ---     by methods thought up by someone like Klaus! [16:32] ---     I-Is that so? [16:39] ---     But Hayate's taking a long time     to come to the surface. [16:42] ---     Maria, move forward slowly! [16:43] ---     We'll begin a search, just in case! [16:45] ---     I-Isn't this going too far,     no matter how you look at it? [16:48] ---     Um... [16:49] ---     Please forgive her. [16:51] ---     She's trying her hardest     for Hayate's sake, too. [16:54] ---     In her own way. [16:58] ---     Hey, Hayate, are you all right?! [17:00] ---     If you are, answer me! Come on! [17:03] ---     I feel a little defeated somehow... [17:06] ---     I guess a lot's happened     that I don't know about. [17:10] ---     Between Hayate and that girl... [17:20] ---     What's that? [17:21] ---     Was there an island like that when     we came fishing the other day? [17:24] ---     I-I don't know... [17:25] ---     Let's just go ashore and see. [17:26] ---     Maria, get the boat to shore for me! [17:28] ---     Oh, all right. [17:33] ---     Oh, I'm coming, too! [17:41] ---     Huh?! What the?! [17:49] ---     C-Could this also be because of the     strange ecosystem of the Sanzenin Lake?! [18:00] ---     This is not good! [18:04] ---     What?! The engine's stalled     at a time like this?! [18:17] ---     Those voices... [18:19] ---     The Miss and Miss Nishizawa?! [18:27] ---     Eep! [18:29] ---     Wh-What is this guy?! [18:32] ---     Could it be...? [18:33] ---     Are you the turtle god?     The turtle god of the island? [18:36] ---     L-Let's run! Hurry! [18:39] ---     Th-The thing is,     my legs gave out just now... [18:50] ---     Ow! [18:52] ---     If Hayate... If Hayate     were here, he'd probably... [18:56] ---     H-Hey! [18:58] ---     Over there! [19:09] ---     H-Hey, stop! [19:11] ---     This girl is someone important to Hayate! [19:13] ---     I-If you lay a hand on her... [19:15] ---     ...I'll make you pay for it! [19:17] ---     Maybe? [19:18] ---     Miss Nishizawa... [19:21] ---     Hey, hamster, I appreciate the thought,     but don't lose your nerve now! [19:24] ---     Stop, you reptile! [19:26] ---     Hayate! [19:27] ---     Hayate? [19:28] ---     You lay a hand on either of them     and you will have to answer to me! [19:55] ---     Miss! And Miss Nishizawa! [19:57] ---     Are you... Are you hurt at all? [19:59] ---     Hayate... [20:01] ---     You... [20:02] ---     I apologize for putting     the two of you in danger! [20:05] ---     I have... I have failed     as a butler of the Sanzenin household! [20:08] ---     Hayate, you got your memories back! [20:10] ---     I'm so glad, Hayate! [20:11] ---     What? But I... [20:13] ---     Yes! [20:15] ---     If you're back to your old self,     that's all that matters! [20:18] ---     Yes! [20:22] ---     R-Right! Thank you very much! [20:24] ---     All right! [20:25] ---     The Hayate Memory     Instrumentality Project is over! [20:31] ---     Are you sure about not seeing her home? [20:35] ---     Well, as much as I hate to admit it,     that little critter helped me, [20:39] ---     so I'll let those two     have a little time alone... [20:41] ---     Owowowow... [20:43] ---     Well, I'm glad I got to see     how your new life's going today. [20:47] ---     I apologize for all the trouble     I put you through. [20:50] ---     Say, Hayate, do you remember     what I asked you at the park? [20:54] ---     What? [20:54] ---     O-Oh, what was it about     again? It's all kind of fuzzy... [20:58] ---     Figures. [21:01] ---     You care a great deal about     that little miss, don't you, Hayate? [21:04] ---     What? [21:05] ---     But I also care a lot about... [21:08] ---     ...I care a lot about you, too! [21:10] ---     Miss Nishizawa... [21:12] ---     Hayate, next time... [21:14] ---     I mean, let's go to a pizza place sometime! [21:16] ---     What? [21:17] ---     You've never had anchovy     pizza before, have you? [21:20] ---     But I'm sure you'll love it!     I just have this feeling! [21:23] ---     I really think so for some reason! [21:25] ---     Just kidding! [21:29] ---     Well, let's meet again somewhere. [21:32] ---     Miss Nishizawa... [21:34] ---     Leaving Hayate with a bittersweet feeling, [21:37] ---     Miss Nishizawa left the Sanzenin residence. [21:40] ---     As for Klaus... [21:42] ---     A bit to the right... [21:43] ---     And so... [21:45] ---     ...he journeyed on into the far     reaches of oblivion on autopilot. [21:48] ---     Starting next time, he'll be     fighting a new turn of events. [21:55] ---     Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta [21:55] ---     A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart [22:00] ---     Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way [22:00] ---     My feelings waver and then I lose my way [22:05] ---     Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka [22:05] ---     I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay [22:08] ---     Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together [22:08] ---     That's not so bad, so I go together [22:14] ---     Tenki-yohou nante nai [22:14] ---     Weather forecasts don't exist [22:16] ---     Zenbu kibun-shidai [22:16] ---     It's all mood-dependent [22:19] ---     Nanimo shinpai nai [22:19] ---     There's nothing to worry about [22:21] ---     Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai [22:21] ---     Leave it to me! Perfectly free [22:24] ---     Keri-ageta kutsu ni [22:24] ---     On the shoe that I kick up [22:26] ---     "Put A Wish" Zettai hareru! [22:26] ---     "Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up! [22:29] ---     Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing... [22:29] ---     And the result is, I'm looking at nothing [22:32] ---     Mou ichido, yari-naoshi! [22:32] ---     One more time, a do-over! [22:34] ---     Tama ni wa kakete-miyou [22:34] ---     I'll try betting once in a while [22:39] ---     Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai [22:39] ---     Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it [22:44] ---     Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly [22:44] ---     Running through gallantly, to fly [22:47] ---     Harema ga mieru The Sky [22:47] ---     I can see a break in the weather, the sky [22:50] ---     Shinjiteta yo [22:50] ---     I had faith [22:52] ---     Soshite Make My Way [22:52] ---     And then, I make my way [22:54] ---     Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de [22:54] ---     With the hand you quietly reach out [22:57] ---     Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together [22:57] ---     I can become invincible, so I go together [23:04] ---     Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa [23:04] ---     Stars so beautiful,     it'll be clear again tomorrow [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Magical Change and I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     It goes so fast. This anime has been     around for almost half a year now. [23:37] ---     Yes, we've made it half a year somehow,     but we still have a long way to go! [23:40] ---     I'll continue to count on you, Hayate. [23:41] ---     Yes, Miss! [23:43] ---     So, we'll have a new opening     sequence starting next episode. [23:45] ---     The story will also switch to     "Hayate the Combat Butler! Asgard Arc", [23:48] ---     where butlers fight fiercely     over legendary butler uniforms! [23:51] ---     What?! It will?! [23:52] ---     Well, probably something like that. [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     What's this Butler Battle Tournament?!     You're making no sense! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     It's exactly what it sounds like. [24:02] ---     I want to check up on the level     of butlers at our school. [24:06] ---     She's the Superintendent?! [24:08] ---     How dare you do that to my     precious Mistress Kuzuha... [24:09] ---     You won't get away with this. [24:11] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:13] ---     "Hayate Rising". [24:14] ---     Hayate, I wish to see it for myself     with these very eyes [24:19] ---     Hayate Rising [24:19] ---     when you win the tournament! [24:21] ---     Will you be able to survive? 27 - Hayate Rising Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:13] ---     Here you are, Mistress     Kuzuha. Please say, "Ah!" SIGN    Butler Economy, Trade and Industry [00:20] ---     The futures index of the butlers     at our Hakuou Academy is... [00:24] ---     Down 3 points. [00:27] ---     They have grown soft. [00:29] ---     A butler, for example, can get run over     by a car speeding along at 80kmph [00:33] ---     or get trampled by a giant robot... [00:36] ---     Pardon. A bit of cream on your mouth. [00:41] ---     Only when they can survive such     things as if it were nothing [00:43] ---     can they be considered full-fledged butlers. [00:46] ---     Am I not right, Sion? [00:47] ---     You are. [00:50] ---     But even so... [00:52] ---     Let me think... [00:53] ---     If there were a butler somewhere [00:55] ---     with a look of poverty about him     that just makes you want to smack him, [00:56] ---     who was in his late teens     and roughly 168cm and 57kg... [01:01] ---     If there were? [01:02] ---     Well, I would not be against     giving him some special attention. [01:11] ---     It sure is autumn. [01:15] ---     It certainly is autumn. [01:20] ---     Tama, cut it out. [01:23] ---     Hey, cut it out. [01:28] ---     Rarrr! [01:31] ---     Rarrr! [01:34] ---     Rarrr... [01:36] ---     Oh? [01:36] ---     I-I feel like someone     is calling to me from somewhere. [01:40] ---     I think it's about time we busted out a new. [01:43] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [01:46] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [01:53] ---     I know! I have just thought     of a good way to stave off boredom! [01:56] ---     Wait, so uh... Who might you be? [01:59] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [02:02] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:04] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:10] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [02:15] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [02:21] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [02:26] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [02:32] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [02:37] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [02:42] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [02:48] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [02:53] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:56] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:59] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [03:04] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [03:07] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [03:10] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [03:28] ---     Hayate Rising [03:32] ---     I've done it! It's finally complete! [03:35] ---     Congratulations! [03:36] ---     You'll win the new author     award for sure this time! [03:39] ---     Y-Yes... [03:42] ---     Th-Then make sure to get this manuscript... [03:45] ---     Yes, I will send it out to the publisher. [03:49] ---     Oh, also... [03:50] ---     When you go to school, grab the PSP     from my desk while you're at it. [03:55] ---     Oh, did you forget it there? [03:57] ---     It's got Crisis Core in it. I'm working     on finishing a hardcore challenge. [04:00] ---     I'll be counting on you. [04:02] ---     Miss! [04:03] ---     Um, please get some good rest. [04:14] ---     A normal, peaceful morning! [04:16] ---     It's a bit disappointing that     the Miss couldn't make it, though. [04:20] ---     Morning, Hayate. [04:22] ---     Oh, Hinagiku. [04:24] ---     Are you alone? Is Nagi playing hooky again? [04:27] ---     Yes, well... [04:31] ---     Morning, students of Hakuou Academy. [04:34] ---     It is early, but I have some     interesting information for you. [04:37] ---     This voice is...! [04:38] ---     Wait! Look, Hinagiku! [04:43] ---     I will have you know, this is no joke. [04:45] ---     I am serious. [04:48] ---     Wh-What was that? [04:52] ---     That woman's up to no good again! [04:56] ---     Wait...! [05:07] ---     Wh-What the?! SIGN    elzzaD [05:09] ---     "D-Dazzle! The First..." [05:12] ---     "Hakuou Academy..." [05:14] ---     "B-Butler..." [05:16] ---     "Battle..." [05:17] ---     "Tournament..." [05:22] ---     Hinagiku, um, please calm down. [05:25] ---     What in the world is this about? [05:31] ---     Hayate, you stay back. [05:35] ---     Oh-ho, I am surprised     you knew where to find me. [05:38] ---     You are not our student body     president for nothing, I see. [05:40] ---     Um, who is this woman? [05:42] ---     She's our school's Superintendent. [05:44] ---     S-Superintendent?! [05:46] ---     Indeed. SIGN    Hakuou Academy Butler Battle Tournament to be Held!! [05:48] ---     What is this?! [05:50] ---     Butler Battle Tournament?!     You're making no sense! [05:53] ---     It's exactly what it sounds like. [05:55] ---     I want to check up on the level     of the butlers at our school. [05:59] ---     I also have a somewhat     personal interest in this. [06:03] ---     A strong, tough butler worthy     of some special attention! [06:06] ---     That is what I am looking for! [06:10] ---     Th-That gave me the chills     for some reason... [06:13] ---     But she seems like an awfully     extreme sort of person. [06:16] ---     I-In other words,     you're up to your usual thing [06:18] ---     and you plan to have fun by treating     the students as your toys, don't you?! [06:22] ---     "Have fun"?! How insulting! [06:24] ---     The ability to fight is one of the most     important aspects of being a butler! [06:27] ---     B-But all the butlers     at this school are serious students! [06:33] ---     For example, take Hayate here. [06:37] ---     Huh? [06:38] ---     I see, then perhaps     I shall ask him directly. [06:42] ---     W-Wait, have I been made     the focus of this conversation [06:45] ---     before I could even understand     what's going on? [06:48] ---     Boy. [06:49] ---     By the looks of it, you seem to be     at least some sort of butler yourself. [06:53] ---     Answer my question. [06:55] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am. [06:57] ---     "A battle tournament such as this [06:58] ---     "to test the strength     of butlers is pointless." [07:00] ---     Now... "Yes" or "no"? [07:02] ---     What? Uh... [07:04] ---     Beep. Beep. Beep. [07:07] ---     W-Well, I wouldn't say     that it was pointless, [07:09] ---     b-but I think there might be     more important things than that. [07:13] ---     Like one's dedication to one's mistress... [07:17] ---     What?! [07:18] ---     Boy! [07:20] ---     You understand nothing! [07:24] ---     Hayate, take this! [07:28] ---     You seem to have some skill. [07:30] ---     Hold on! Please don't just drag me     into your battle world! [07:35] ---     But at this rate, you     still have a long way to go! [07:41] ---     Wh-What should I do? This is my fault. [07:49] ---     A butler is tasked with     the protection of his mistress, [07:52] ---     even if it should cost him his life. [07:56] ---     Boy, what would you do     if I were out to kill your mistress? [08:02] ---     Would you still be able to     say the same thing then? [08:05] ---     That strength is not a particularly     essential quality for a butler... [08:08] ---     Th-That is... [08:11] ---     You left yourself open! [08:15] ---     A lesson for you! [08:17] ---     Watch out! [08:24] ---     What?! [08:26] ---     She ran out of juice. [08:28] ---     Not good... My blood sugar level... [08:32] ---     S-Sion... a sna... a snack... [08:36] ---     Yes, I already have one waiting     for you in your room. [08:39] ---     Is it sweet? [08:41] ---     Yes, very. [08:43] ---     Sion... [08:44] ---     Mistress Kuzuha... [08:46] ---     O-Oh, my! [08:48] ---     What in the world is up with these people? [08:51] ---     Allow me to explain. [08:53] ---     Hakuou Academy Superintendent,     Kirika Kuzuha, [08:55] ---     has triple the combat     ability of a normal person, [08:58] ---     but in exchange, if she uses up her energy, [09:00] ---     she just drops like a fly. [09:05] ---     How dare you do that     to my precious Mistress Kuzuha... [09:08] ---     You won't get away with this. [09:10] ---     Wait, what? I'm going to     be held solely responsible for that? [09:20] ---     What?! This is...! [09:22] ---     Could this be the Territory     formed by this person's Aura? [09:25] ---     My name is Sion. [09:27] ---     Written as "si" as in "poet"     and "on" as in "sound". [09:30] ---     Sion. [09:31] ---     O-Oh, is that so? I am... [09:38] ---     This person is good! [09:39] ---     I've been robbed of my     freedom before I knew it! [09:42] ---     You're a butler? What     is this world coming to? [09:45] ---     When you are so weak... [09:52] ---     Why don't you just give up being a butler [09:53] ---     and switch to being a maid? [09:56] ---     That would suit you better. [09:58] ---     If that makes you angry,     try entering the Tournament. [10:01] ---     The winner will receive     the privilege of challenging me. [10:05] ---     Though, I doubt you could ever manage that. [10:16] ---     Uh, um, Hayate, I'm sorry. [10:19] ---     For, you know, getting you mixed up in this. [10:22] ---     Not at all... [10:26] ---     Um! [10:28] ---     P-Please pretend you didn't     see that... just now... [10:32] ---     A-All right. [10:35] ---     Wh-Where's all this leading to? [10:38] ---     What in the world is this     Butler Battle Tournament? [10:42] ---     Um, I'd like to ask you something. [10:45] ---     J-Just what kind of person     is the Superintendent of Hakuou Academy? [10:50] ---     And she seems to have some     sort of history with Hinagiku... [10:52] ---     Oh, did you run into her today? [10:55] ---     What? Yes... [10:56] ---     Yeah, that Superintendent's     a fantastically troublesome character. [11:00] ---     For example, just to stave off boredom, [11:02] ---     she changed our field trip destination [11:03] ---     to the non-Internet Amazon     without our consent. [11:06] ---     Uh-huh... [11:07] ---     Or simply to stave off boredom, [11:09] ---     she schemed to open     a pool made solely for Char. [11:12] ---     I see. [11:14] ---     So, it's kind of been like that, [11:15] ---     with Hinagiku trying     to protect the students and Earth [11:17] ---     from the evil reach     of the Superintendent's whims. [11:21] ---     H-Hold on... [11:24] ---     Um, that last part... [11:25] ---     Well, here's a bit of friendly advice. [11:27] ---     Better not get involved     with that Superintendent or her butler. [11:32] ---     But this Butler Battle Tournament     sure came out of the blue. [11:35] ---     Let's see... [11:37] ---     "The winner will be presented     with a prize of 100 school credits." [11:41] ---     That's like a roundabout way of saying     you can skip all the classes you want. [11:49] ---     Hayate, if you don't mind,     why don't you enter this tournament? [11:53] ---     What?! [11:54] ---     Wait... Miss, you don't mean... [11:56] ---     No, no, I don't care about the 100 credits. [11:59] ---     Whether it's there or not,     I'll skip school when I skip school. [12:03] ---     R-Right... [12:05] ---     More importantly... [12:06] ---     Hayate, I wish to see it for myself     with these very eyes [12:11] ---     when you win the tournament. [12:13] ---     W-Win, you say? [12:15] ---     Yes! [12:16] ---     After all, you must be invincible     to be a Sanzenin butler. [12:20] ---     In other words, you are... [12:22] ---     ...invincible! [12:23] ---     Invincible! [12:24] ---     Which equates to victory! [12:27] ---     Miss... [12:28] ---     Ooh! I'm starting to get more     and more excited! [12:31] ---     Because knowing you... [12:33] ---     Things like this... [12:34] ---     ...and this... [12:36] ---     ...should be in your arsenal. [12:37] ---     And it's not often I get to     see stuff like that. [12:41] ---     Wait... So, with the way this is going, [12:43] ---     am I pretty much being forced     to enter the tournament, no matter what? [12:46] ---     But if the Miss has such     high expectations of me... [12:54] ---     Hinagiku Katsura, this is a warning. [12:57] ---     Ultimately, you are     a commoner without a butler. [13:00] ---     It would be for your own good     to mind your own business [13:02] ---     and refrain from interfering     with the Tournament. [13:06] ---     I retrieved this tape earlier     from the student council post box. [13:11] ---     Incidentally, the packaging was all sticky     with brown sugar syrup. [13:14] ---     I see, so her snack today consisted     of Japanese sweets (wagashi). SIGN    My Master (wagashi) [13:22] ---     None of that matters! [13:24] ---     Isn't there some way for us     to intervene in this Tournament? [13:29] ---     Having said that, I have no butler... [13:33] ---     Oh, what am I going to do? [13:35] ---     I've made up my mind! [13:37] ---     I'm going to ask Kotetsu! [13:39] ---     It must be nice     for those of you with butlers. [13:42] ---     The 100 credits are definitely appealing, [13:44] ---     but now, what are Miki and I to do? [13:47] ---     You, there! Don't be letting     the devil's temptation get to you already! [13:52] ---     Mm-hm. [13:54] ---     Hina, I have a good idea. [13:59] ---     Um, perhaps you should refrain     from anything so dangerous? [14:03] ---     No, I've made up my mind. [14:06] ---     Maria, I'm going to enter     the Butler Battle Tournament! [14:10] ---     I cannot let the Miss down! [14:15] ---     Yes! I'm starting to get more     and more fired up! [14:18] ---     I will try going with the     flow, in spite of it all! [14:20] ---     E-Even with this hot-blooded turn of events, [14:22] ---     I guess he's still off in his own world. [14:25] ---     What of butler Hayate's fate? [14:26] ---     And... the day of the Tournament's     come around in no time! [14:34] ---     A warrior is as good as his word.     (Bushi ni nigon wa nai.) [14:38] ---     Die once and you cannot die again.     (Ichido shineba nido shinanu.) [14:46] ---     A-Are they burning it up over there? [14:50] ---     And now, we hereby commence Dazzle! [14:53] ---     The First Hakuou Academy     Butler Battle Tournament! [14:59] ---     I am the Superintendent     of this academy, Kirika Kuzuha! [15:03] ---     All of you, vie against one another! [15:04] ---     Compete ruthlessly! [15:06] ---     I expect tough fights worthy     of this great stage for butlers! [15:11] ---     It's finally time, Hayate! [15:13] ---     Y-Yes. [15:18] ---     Please wait for me, poem person! [15:21] ---     And now, we'll begin the first match! [15:24] ---     In the red corner, the butler     of some household, Other 1! [15:32] ---     And in the blue corner, butler of     the Segawa household, Kotetsu! [15:42] ---     I never knew the committee     chairman had a butler. [15:45] ---     But no one's coming out. [15:49] ---     After I begged him to come, too! SIGN    Thank you!! Urakari Main Line [15:57] ---     Farewell, Urakari Main Line! [15:59] ---     Th-This roundish shape of the     train carriage is just to die for! [16:02] ---     Right?! Right, right?! [16:03] ---     R-Red corner wins by default! [16:07] ---     Don't be mean! [16:10] ---     Next up, the second match. [16:20] ---     Yo, Ayasaki! So yer in this, too, eh? [16:22] ---     O-One of the members of the     "very generous people" folk?! [16:26] ---     How in the world?! [16:29] ---     I hired him as an interim butler. [16:31] ---     M-Miss Asakaze! [16:33] ---     I lost at rock-paper-scissors to Miki, so... [16:37] ---     I used my connections to get a pinch hitter. [16:38] ---     What kind of connections do you have? [16:40] ---     Rock-paper-scissors? [16:41] ---     Fight! [16:43] ---     Get him! [16:45] ---     Beat him to a pulp! [16:46] ---     Stick it to him good! [16:55] ---     What? [16:56] ---     Y-You win! [16:57] ---     Um, please, just don't     tell anyone about that! [17:00] ---     Allow me to explain. [17:01] ---     A butler's necktie is his soul. [17:04] ---     Regardless of the amount of damage     or if there is even any damage, [17:07] ---     the butler whose necktie     gets taken first loses. [17:11] ---     Th-The winner is Kashiwagi,     butler of the Asakaze household! [17:15] ---     O-Oh, right, his name is Mr. Kashiwagi. [17:19] ---     But... [17:20] ---     Kashiwagi! Kashiwagi! [17:21] ---     Good work! [17:22] ---     Keep it up and get me those 100 credits. [17:25] ---     I'll be sure to do the work     I've been paid to do. SIGN    Heh Heh Heh [17:28] ---     S-So black... There's something     so black about them. [17:32] ---     Next up, the third match! [17:34] ---     In the red corner, butler of the Azumamiya     household, Kaede Nonohara! [17:44] ---     Nonohara, go for the win! [17:46] ---     Get the 100 credits! [17:47] ---     Fight! [17:52] ---     Nonohara... [17:53] ---     And... his opponent is... [17:55] ---     What?! [18:04] ---     Power of Flower [18:07] ---     And someday, even that bud [18:09] ---     It's me! [18:11] ---     Will bloom large right     in the middle of your heart [18:13] ---     Interim butler of the Hanabishi     household, Hinagiku Katsura! [18:18] ---     Power of Flower [18:19] ---     Wh-Why is Hinagiku... [18:22] ---     ...a-a butler? [18:24] ---     That is because I won against     Risa at rock-paper-scissors [18:27] ---     and I gained the draft rights. [18:29] ---     Hina wants to upset     the Superintendent's plans. [18:31] ---     I want the 100 credits. [18:34] ---     Well, it's a so-called     aligning of interests. [18:38] ---     With this, victory is ours! [18:43] ---     Good grief, an interim butler, is it? [18:45] ---     People seem to have a lot of contempt     for our profession these days. [18:49] ---     If I've offended you, I'm sorry. [18:51] ---     But by no means did I enter     this Tournament as a joke. [18:56] ---     Then, shall we begin?! [19:01] ---     Yes! [19:02] ---     I-Incredible! [19:16] ---     Oh-ho. You're pretty good. [19:20] ---     Nonohara, you seem awfully sure of yourself. [19:23] ---     Why haven't you tried     to use your super lethal technique? [19:26] ---     Th-That is... [19:28] ---     Nonohara, go for the win!     Get the 100 credits! [19:31] ---     But don't hit Miss Katsura! [19:36] ---     No matter how powerful your technique is, [19:40] ---     I, Hinagiku Katsura, will repel all     your attacks with everything I have! [19:47] ---     Understood. [19:48] ---     Then here I go. [19:54] ---     Safety Shutter! SIGN    Safety Shutter      Super Explosive Flaming Slash of Darkness [20:04] ---     I-I will not be beat! [20:10] ---     What's wrong? Is that all you've got? [20:13] ---     Safety...! [20:18] ---     Nonohara, the build-up to your     technique takes a bit too long. [20:25] ---     I win. [20:28] ---     Th-The winner is Hinagiku Katsura! [20:34] ---     Thank you. [20:35] ---     For not going easy on me,     just because I'm a girl. [20:38] ---     A butler fights with everything he has,     no matter the opponent. [20:43] ---     Besides... [20:44] ---     Even my master does not wish     for me to win against you. [20:49] ---     Nonohara... [20:52] ---     How did you like that?!     I'm one step closer to you two now! [20:58] ---     She's great. [20:59] ---     Yes, she is. [21:01] ---     Hinagiku... [21:03] ---     And finally, it was Hayate's turn. [21:07] ---     Okay, next match! [21:09] ---     In the red corner, butler of the     Sanzenin household, Hayate Ayasaki! [21:13] ---     All right, here goes! [21:15] ---     Now, who will be my opponent? [21:20] ---     In the blue corner! Who the heck     is it under that mask?! [21:23] ---     Mystery butler! [21:27] ---     Free-style K! [21:30] ---     Who could that be? [21:32] ---     That air of dignity could only be     that of a true master. [21:34] ---     Yes. And he's even got     a strange tiger with him, too. [21:38] ---     Who in the world is it? [21:40] ---     I don't know. [21:41] ---     But don't let your guard down, Hayate. [21:42] ---     Who might this mystery butler and tiger be? [21:47] ---     Next time, he will fight against     a critically desperate situation. [21:51] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:53] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:57] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:06] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:37] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:05] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:08] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:25] ---     This is Nagi... [23:26] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     G'morn! I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:32] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     With a new warning, opening,     and ending, it's a fresh start. [23:36] ---     Yes, it is, Miss. [23:37] ---     Looks like we can fight     for another half a year with this. [23:40] ---     I had all kinds of worries, but I guess     things have a way of working out. [23:42] ---     That's not entirely true. This show has     a lot of people keeping an eye on it. [23:45] ---     About the new opening song     we have starting today... [23:48] ---     It's on a grand scale that makes     you think of the universe, isn't it? [23:50] ---     You think so? [23:51] ---     Though, of course,     it's still quite a nice song. [23:53] ---     Buh-bye! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     I guess it's been many months since then. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Hayate, you're always doing your best     and I'm grateful to you for that. [24:04] ---     Miss... [24:05] ---     Hakuou Academy Butler Battle Tournament     finally gets to the championship round. [24:09] ---     Will Hayate Ayasaki manage     to remain a contender? [24:14] ---     There is something     I absolutely must protect! [24:17] ---     Hayate! [24:17] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler     Black Hayate [24:18] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:19] ---     "Black Hayate". [24:21] ---     At crosswalks, even     when you have a green light, [24:23] ---     make sure you look around     and cross carefully! 28 - Black Hayate Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     Last time! [00:11] ---     Thanks to the Superintendent's     caprious-icious-icious nature, [00:14] ---     a Butler Battle Tournament     was suddenly held at Hakuou Academy! [00:19] ---     Nonohara, the build-up to your     technique takes a bit too long. [00:24] ---     One fierce fight after another and another, [00:25] ---     and the butler of the Sanzenin     household, Hayate Ayasaki, also... [00:28] ---     ...brilliantly cleared the first     round after a life-and-death struggle! [00:33] ---     Wh-What incredible fighting spirit! [00:34] ---     What kind of super lethal     technique could he have? [00:38] ---     Here he comes, Hayate! [00:39] ---     That's right! This     is no time to be faltering! [00:41] ---     I absolutely have to let     the Miss see me at my best here! [00:48] ---     Huh? [00:52] ---     The winner is Hayate Ayasaki,     butler of the Sanzenin household! [00:56] ---     Huh? Wait... What?! [00:58] ---     Uh, um, but I haven't done anything yet... [01:03] ---     So you shredded his clothes     with the power of your chi! [01:06] ---     That's my Hayate! [01:07] ---     End of summary. [01:09] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [01:13] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [01:19] ---     Oh, my, look at the silly     mask you're wearing, Mr. Klaus. [01:22] ---     You're the only one who noticed, Maria. [01:25] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:27] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:30] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:36] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:41] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:46] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [01:52] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [01:58] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [02:03] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [02:08] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [02:14] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [02:19] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:22] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:25] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:30] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:33] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:36] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [02:54] ---     Black Hayate [02:58] ---     Yes, they say a true master can win     without laying a finger on his foe. SIGN    Infrared [03:06] ---     Hayate, I never imagined     you had gotten to that point. [03:10] ---     W-Well... [03:12] ---     Um, my opponent destroyed himself     all on his own in that match... [03:18] ---     Here you are, Miss. [03:19] ---     Ah! Thank you. [03:24] ---     Say, Hayate, sitting here like this     sort of reminds you, doesn't it? [03:28] ---     Oh? Of what? [03:31] ---     Hey, now, don't tell me you've forgotten! [03:34] ---     You know, that day. [03:35] ---     Oh! [03:37] ---     I guess it's been many months since then. [03:39] ---     Hayate, you're always doing your best     and I'm grateful to you for that. [03:44] ---     Here, you drink this! [03:47] ---     Miss... [03:48] ---     I mean, after all, we need you     to do your best and grab that victory. [03:54] ---     Yes, Miss! [04:07] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [04:08] ---     That's... Himuro? [04:10] ---     Sheesh! Shrieking their heads off just     because he's a bit good-looking. [04:14] ---     You're way cooler than him! [04:16] ---     Oh, please... [04:18] ---     Heave-ho! [04:19] ---     Little Master, this will be it then. [04:22] ---     I see, so Himuro's in this Tournament, too. [04:25] ---     All right! [04:26] ---     I'll be sure to witness your     lethal technique with my own eyes! [04:32] ---     Okay, we're going to get started. [04:34] ---     The Saginomiya household Men     in Black Tri-Stars versus... [04:37] ---     ...Ohkouchi household butler, Himuro Saeki! [04:42] ---     Three versus one?! That's playing dirty! [04:45] ---     How rude! We, the men in black     of the Saginomiya household... [04:48] ---     W-We three are one! [04:50] ---     We are as one in body and spirit! [04:52] ---     The Girls' Squad! [04:54] ---     What an interesting thing to say. [04:57] ---     Fight! [05:10] ---     Then here we go. [05:18] ---     Bonjour? [05:19] ---     Uh, um, where is the venue     for the Butler Battle Tournament? [05:25] ---     Ça va, ça va. [05:27] ---     Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear. [05:30] ---     I have this terrible feeling [05:32] ---     that I was unable to be present to     witness yet another crucial moment. [05:41] ---     Th-The winner is Himuro Saeki! [05:45] ---     M-Miss Isumi is always getting lost... [05:48] ---     A-And she has a hard     time getting to school... [05:52] ---     S-So we wanted to get the prize     of 100 school credits for her... [05:59] ---     Himuro, good work! [06:01] ---     I hope I get to see you win soon! [06:04] ---     I will be counting on you to pay me     my bonus, Little Master Taiga. [06:08] ---     I-I couldn't see anything     of that crucial super lethal technique... [06:13] ---     Y-Yes... [06:15] ---     I have to make sure to step up my game, too! [06:17] ---     But as chance would have it,     contrary to his determination... [06:23] ---     Fight! [06:26] ---     Kame-hame... [06:31] ---     Y-You win... [06:35] ---     Ayasaki wins! [06:37] ---     What?! [06:39] ---     Wh-Why? [06:41] ---     That's right. Terrified     by how Hayate won his first fight, SIGN    You win. [06:45] ---     his opponent small fry butlers     forfeited one after another. [06:49] ---     And the competition continued, [06:52] ---     quickly determining the top 4 contenders. [06:55] ---     First match of the semi-finals! [06:57] ---     The Hanabishi family part-time     butler, Hinagiku Katsura! [07:05] ---     The Asakaze family     part-time butler, Kashiwagi! [07:13] ---     My butler... [07:14] ---     ...ran away! [07:15] ---     R-Rissy... [07:17] ---     Wh-Why?! [07:19] ---     She probably couldn't     keep paying him anymore. [07:22] ---     Th-The winner is my little sister! [07:25] ---     We've got our first championship contender! [07:33] ---     Hina, do your best out there     for my sake, too. [07:37] ---     Risa... [07:39] ---     This is just a token of my appreciation. [07:45] ---     Wait! This is the bill     from the butler you hired! [07:50] ---     Well, I'd been buying     the "Ikki Tousen" DVDs, [07:52] ---     because I wanted to see the protagonist,     who doesn't show up very much, [07:55] ---     and I went over my credit card limit. [07:57] ---     Pay it yourself! Pay it yourself! [08:01] ---     Was it really all right     for me to end up in the top 4? [08:07] ---     That, too, must have been Heaven's will. [08:09] ---     Wait, y-you can even     hear what I'm thinking?! [08:12] ---     The Sanzenin family butler, Hayate Ayasaki! [08:19] ---     You've been summoned. [08:21] ---     R-Right! [08:29] ---     The Ohkouchi family butler, Himuro Saeki! [08:38] ---     Himuro, why did you enter this Tournament? [08:42] ---     Why? [08:43] ---     Why? Because I... [08:47] ---     ...love money! [09:10] ---     H-Hayate! [09:12] ---     That kid is doing better than I expected. [09:15] ---     Indeed. [09:19] ---     That's Himuro for you. [09:21] ---     I let him set the pace in spite of myself. [09:24] ---     B-But... [09:27] ---     This finally... [09:29] ---     ...feels like a battle now! [09:35] ---     Huh? [09:39] ---     Little Master Taiga? [09:41] ---     Mm-hm, I see. [09:43] ---     You are being attacked     by a terrifying savage beast? [09:47] ---     I-I'm sorry! [09:49] ---     I wanted you to do your best, [09:52] ---     so I went to buy you a snack, but... [09:55] ---     Very well. I shall be there right away. [09:59] ---     Hayate, we shall have to     do this at another time. [10:04] ---     Wha?! Wait! [10:06] ---     Darn it! No helping it then! [10:08] ---     The winner is Hayate Ayasaki! [10:10] ---     What?! [10:12] ---     A-Again? [10:14] ---     Ah! That little bastard. [10:16] ---     He ran off because he got scared of Hayate! [10:18] ---     O-Oh, that's right. [10:20] ---     The fact that I've technically     won this match means... [10:25] ---     S-So my next opponent is Hinagiku... [10:29] ---     This is rough. [10:30] ---     Should he actually be happy     with his victory? [10:34] ---     We are finally getting     to the championship round. [10:39] ---     A Nurarihyon monster! (Nurarihyon!) [10:40] ---     What?! (E?!) [10:43] ---     May I breathe through my gills?     (Era-kokyuu shitemo ii desuka?) [10:46] ---     Interim butler of the Hanabishi     household, Hinagiku Katsura! [10:49] ---     Here! [10:55] ---     Sanzenin household butler, Hayate Ayasaki! [10:58] ---     H-Here! [11:06] ---     You have both done well to make it this far. [11:11] ---     The way you fought was quite valiant. [11:13] ---     But uh, I don't recall     having fought much at all... [11:16] ---     Now, enter this championship     round with care! [11:19] ---     As the representative of the students, [11:22] ---     the winner will receive     the privilege of challenging Sion here. [11:25] ---     You have no objections, I trust? [11:26] ---     I do not. [11:27] ---     I-I suppose not... [11:30] ---     To inspire the two of you, [11:32] ---     we will now take a moment     to unveil the new school song. [11:35] ---     I stayed up all night writing     and composing it myself! [11:38] ---     An immortal masterpiece! [11:41] ---     A-A new school song? [11:44] ---     Hayate, you should take this     opportunity to learn for yourself [11:48] ---     just how dreadful the Superintendent is. [11:50] ---     I entered this Tournament     in order to defeat her. [11:54] ---     Hinagiku... SIGN    Hakuou Academy     School Song [11:57] ---     The white school reigning     over the land of Suginami [12:05] ---     Our mother school [12:09] ---     Fire up that engine in your heart [12:12] ---     Hakuou! Hakuou! [12:16] ---     Six mega shock! [12:18] ---     Employment rate of 120 [12:20] ---     Hakuou Academy! [12:24] ---     Calm down! [12:25] ---     Calm down and count the prime numbers! [12:26] ---     Struck by its overwhelming splendor,     it seems everyone is in a frenzy. [12:28] ---     Hakuou! Hakuou! [12:30] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [12:32] ---     Zhuge Liang's trap [12:32] ---     See? [12:33] ---     Th-This is definitely... [12:35] ---     She needs to be brought down. [12:35] ---     Hakuou! Hakuou! [12:37] ---     If we allow her to continue     as she pleases, our academy will be... [12:39] ---     Update blogs daily [12:41] ---     Hakuou Academy! [12:43] ---     Superintendent! [12:45] ---     I will win against     that person, without fail! [12:48] ---     But of course, I will refuse the prize! [12:51] ---     Are you okay with that? Mikky? [12:53] ---     I-I do not mind. [12:55] ---     Because we are the student council! [12:57] ---     We cannot set an example of playing hooky! [12:59] ---     But you're always playing hooky. [13:04] ---     100 credits? [13:05] ---     Offering a prize like that... [13:06] ---     It's an awful thing for the students     who take attending class seriously! [13:10] ---     This academy is not your toy! [13:13] ---     Ladies and gentlemen of the student body,     I will defeat the Superintendent! [13:16] ---     And I will bring reform to this academy! [13:21] ---     Please give me the strength     to reform Hakuou Academy! [13:26] ---     Hayate, you heard what I said. [13:28] ---     But a match is a match. [13:30] ---     Wh-What should I do? She's serious. [13:33] ---     I'm in a real jam now. [13:36] ---     Absolute destiny: Apocalypse. [13:46] ---     Okay, here we go! [13:48] ---     Final match! [13:50] ---     Hinagiku Katsura versus Hayate Ayasaki! [13:55] ---     Super Battle Time! [14:00] ---     Here I come! [14:06] ---     P-Please stop, Hinagiku! [14:09] ---     There's no reason for us to fight! [14:12] ---     Don't tell me you're holding     back because I'm a girl! [14:20] ---     Truly, not his home crowd. [14:22] ---     Hayate, it's unsportsmanlike     to just keep running away! [14:25] ---     Fight me fair and square! [14:32] ---     Hey, Hayate, pull yourself together! [14:35] ---     What?! [14:36] ---     Why are you so by-the-book? [14:38] ---     Being a butler isn't just about     using your strength to hurt others. [14:42] ---     Hayate, you must know that well. [14:45] ---     Miss... [14:48] ---     Yes, Miss! [14:51] ---     Come, Hayate, fight me! [15:01] ---     Hinagiku, I am sorry about this. [15:03] ---     I get that you're serious about protecting     the academy from the Superintendent. [15:10] ---     But there is something     I absolutely must protect! [15:19] ---     Th-The winner is Hayate Ayasaki! [15:32] ---     Uh, um, Hinagiku...? [15:36] ---     Perv. [15:38] ---     But well, I guess a loss is a loss. [15:40] ---     I was too worked up about this anyway. [15:42] ---     I guess it just means     I still need a lot of training. [15:45] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, I hate that I lost, [15:47] ---     but I'll entrust you with the future     of Hakuou Academy this time. [15:51] ---     What? [15:53] ---     That's okay, right? Ladies     and gentlemen of the student body? [15:58] ---     No, uh... [16:00] ---     Entrusting me with such     an outrageous thing is... [16:03] ---     He will be representing us,     the students of Hakuou! [16:06] ---     Come accept the challenge, fair and square, [16:09] ---     Sion Kuresato, butler to the Superintendent! [16:11] ---     Oh! Wait! [16:21] ---     Show them exactly what you are capable of. [16:24] ---     With pleasure. [16:26] ---     You. Shall we get on with it? [16:28] ---     Hayate, it'll be fine.     Knowing you, I'm sure you'll win. [16:31] ---     Wait, Hinagiku, please don't move     the story along without me! [16:35] ---     Hayate! [16:37] ---     Well, uh, how to say this? [16:39] ---     I've been plenty satisfied with the way     you've fought so far, of course, [16:44] ---     but Hayate, to see you     coolly knockout an opponent... [16:48] ---     That's what I'd love to see for myself! [16:52] ---     It seems there's no turning back now. [16:55] ---     I will do it! [16:56] ---     Yes, that's the spirit, Hayate! [16:59] ---     With the future of the academy at stake! [17:13] ---     Fight! [17:14] ---     At any rate, I just have to make sure     not to get caught in that weird technique. [17:19] ---     It's no use, Ayasaki. [17:25] ---     Shoot! [17:27] ---     My "poetic world" sends the piano     melody directly into your brain. [17:32] ---     You can no longer escape     from within this domain. [17:37] ---     Huh? W-What's wrong, Ayasaki? [17:42] ---     That's... [17:43] ---     Hayate, aim for the feet! [17:46] ---     Break your opponent's stance! [17:48] ---     Once you shatter the focus,     that technique should also...! [17:51] ---     Hinagiku... [17:53] ---     Not so fast! [18:07] ---     Sh-Shoot! M-My true identity! [18:11] ---     Uh, um... Your "true"..? [18:13] ---     Could it be that you're...? [18:15] ---     D-Don't say it! [18:17] ---     Take that! And that! And that! And that! [18:20] ---     Allow me to explain. SIGN    Top Secret     Sion's Secret SIGN    Sion SIGN    Girl Sion [18:21] ---     The Superintendent's butler, Sion Kuresato, [18:24] ---     is actually a female student     at the middle school. [18:25] ---     When the Secret Boots come off, [18:27] ---     she can no longer maintain     her elegant appearance [18:29] ---     and she ends up revealing her     true identity of a young girl. [18:32] ---     Hey, those two are completely     different characters! [18:35] ---     Take that! And that! [18:36] ---     I-I'm an adult! I'm no pipsqueak! [18:40] ---     A-A cool adult, suitable     to be in Mistress Kuzuha's company! [18:47] ---     Sion, stop this already. You have lost. [18:50] ---     Mistress Kuzuha... [18:51] ---     Your smaller form is fine in its own way. [18:54] ---     Let us withdraw for today     and craft poems of love together. [18:58] ---     Yes, Mistress. [19:03] ---     Uh, um... [19:09] ---     You seem like a toy     that will be quite fun to play with. [19:13] ---     What?! [19:14] ---     J-Just you remember this! [19:16] ---     I'll be sure to get back at you for this! SIGN    Silence! [19:28] ---     Uh, um... [19:30] ---     What to do about this atmosphere...? [19:38] ---     Uh... [19:39] ---     And thus, the Butler Battle     Tournament came to an end. [19:50] ---     Take that! [19:55] ---     I said it's over and it's over! [19:57] ---     Oh! A jellyfish! [19:58] ---     Oh, I wonder if jellyfish are edible?! [20:03] ---     So, um... Wh-What ultimately     became of the prize of 100 credits? [20:10] ---     Hm? She gave it to us. [20:11] ---     The one thing that Superintendent     doesn't do, at least, is lie. [20:15] ---     Th-Then... [20:16] ---     No, we respectfully declined it. [20:19] ---     What? [20:19] ---     Sheesh! [20:20] ---     I feel bad for always making     you skip school with me... [20:23] ---     And after all the trouble I went to... [20:25] ---     Oh, could it be [20:27] ---     that she did this out of concern     for Hayate's attendance record? [20:30] ---     I am grateful for your considerate thought. [20:32] ---     But I will fit school in between my duties     and make it work somehow. [20:37] ---     Go! [20:44] ---     Looks like even the champion     of the Battle Tournament [20:46] ---     is a pushover when it comes to games. [20:49] ---     N-Next time, I will be sure to win! [20:52] ---     Come on! Come at me however you like! [20:54] ---     Here I go! SIGN    Victory [21:01] ---     Sion, what did you think     of that boy named Ayasaki? [21:05] ---     What did I think? Um... [21:07] ---     That boy is unexpectedly... [21:11] ---     ...enticing. [21:13] ---     What? [21:15] ---     I've made up my mind! [21:16] ---     Enough of that Battle Tournament! [21:26] ---     Come forth, mysterious     Butler Corps of Darkness! [21:29] ---     We will make Hayate Ayasaki one of us,     by any means necessary! [21:42] ---     What might this mysterious     Butler Corps of Darkness be? SIGN    Butler Corps of Darkness VS Hayate [21:46] ---     And what of the fate     of Hayate and the others? [21:48] ---     Next time, they will fight against a Gundam     model fanatic's extensive knowledge. [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:05] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Sign: Butler Report [23:30] ---     From good morning to good night,     I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:35] ---     The story's starting to take     a boys' manga type of turn. [23:38] ---     Are you going to be fighting     groups of monsters every week now? [23:41] ---     No, we have a normal story next week. [23:44] ---     The anime staff seems to be going     through a lot of trial and error. [23:47] ---     I guess original story developments     can be quite difficult. [23:50] ---     I agree, Miss. [23:52] ---     So, don't miss the staff's struggles! [23:54] ---     Bye-good! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     Young Sir, my mother suggested I go     to a match-making meeting yesterday. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:02] ---     Really? That's great... [24:04] ---     Oh, Mother? Please set up     that meeting as soon as you can! [24:07] ---     Yes, full speed ahead. [24:09] ---     What? Oh, wait, Saki?! [24:10] ---     So, tomorrow on Sunday, I will be going     to a match-making meeting. [24:13] ---     What?! [24:15] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:16] ---     "Match-Making Meeting". [24:16] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler     Match-Making Meeting [24:17] ---     Did you know? [24:18] ---      29 - Match-Making Meeting Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:05] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:15] ---     If you have a match-making meeting,     do you always get married? [00:17] ---     Huh? What's this about all of a sudden? [00:21] ---     Well, uh... actually... [00:25] ---     Saki went out drinking     with her friends two nights ago [00:28] ---     and she was out late, so she stayed     the night at her parents' house. [00:32] ---     Then, she came back yesterday morning and... SIGN    Video Rental V Tachibana [00:40] ---     Oh, back already? [00:43] ---     You don't go home much,     so you could've spent more time there. [00:48] ---     No, I did not wish to cause you any worry, [00:51] ---     so I came back as quickly as I could. [00:53] ---     Like I said, I wasn't worried or anything. [00:57] ---     I-Incidentally, there were men     at our get-together last night, too. [01:00] ---     I don't care about that stuff. [01:03] ---     Also, my mother suggested I go     to a match-making meeting. [01:07] ---     Hah! That's great! [01:14] ---     Oh, Mother? Please set up     that meeting as soon as you can! [01:18] ---     Yes, full speed ahead. [01:19] ---     What? Oh, wait, Saki?! [01:21] ---     All right, I understand. [01:23] ---     So, tomorrow on Sunday,     I will be going to a match-making meeting. [01:27] ---     Therefore, I will be taking some time off.     I assume that will be fine?! [01:29] ---     What?! [01:38] ---     So, she's been out since this morning. [01:41] ---     That's unexpected to hear, [01:43] ---     but she's going to the meeting     because she wants to get married, right? [01:47] ---     The look on your face shows     an awfully self-centered disgruntlement. [01:50] ---     Wha?! [01:51] ---     No helping it then.     I guess I'll help you out. [01:53] ---     What? [01:54] ---     Well, well, a match-makin' meetin', huh? [01:57] ---     It'll be chock full     of opportunities to make jabs. [01:59] ---     I've never witnessed a match-making meeting. [02:02] ---     Then why don't you all go     watch the match-making meeting? [02:05] ---     Wha?! [02:05] ---     Yes! That's a good idea! [02:08] ---     Wha?! [02:09] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [02:12] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [02:17] ---     Who gives a damn?!     Now's not the time for that! [02:19] ---     Saki just might end up leaving, you know! [02:24] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [02:27] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:30] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:35] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [02:41] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [02:46] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [02:51] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [02:57] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [03:02] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [03:08] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [03:13] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [03:19] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [03:22] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [03:24] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [03:30] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [03:32] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [03:35] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [03:54] ---     Match-Making Meeting [04:04] ---     Everyone should be there about now. [04:08] ---     A match-making meeting     in this day and age! [04:09] ---     It could be nice with a certain charm to it. [04:13] ---     Then, we shall leave it     to the young couple from here on out. [04:16] ---     Sounds good! [04:20] ---     No! [04:21] ---     Please have mercy, my lord magistrate! [04:24] ---     Oh, no! [04:25] ---     Come, come, it will be fine! [04:25] ---     Someone, please save me! [04:29] ---     Oh, my! What am I thinking?! [04:31] ---     More like, that's not     a match-making meeting. [04:34] ---     Damn. A match-making meeting?     What the hell is that? [04:41] ---     This is one of the most     distinguished restaurants in the city. [04:44] ---     I'll have you know,     we are not reusing Isumi's house. [04:48] ---     Darn it! To think Saki's     having a match-making meeting [04:50] ---     with some strange guy somewhere in there...! [04:53] ---     I got it! [04:54] ---     It seems Saki is participating     in their standard Young Couple Time. [04:58] ---     What the heck is that? [04:59] ---     In other words, they take     a stroll around the garden alone [05:02] ---     and jabber on about     their hobbies and things. [05:04] ---     Like doin' a married couple comedy routine. [05:07] ---     J-Just the two of them?! [05:09] ---     But the garden here is so vast,     it's called the Forest of the Lost. [05:13] ---     And it seems women who have     participated in match-making parties [05:15] ---     have gone missing here. [05:17] ---     What?! [05:18] ---     Saki and her guy may have     become skeletons by now, too. [05:21] ---     We're finding them at all costs! [05:23] ---     No matter what, they won't turn     into skeletons so quickly. [05:26] ---     No, no, this degree of tension     just makes it more interesting. [05:51] ---     It's so nice and fatty! [05:56] ---     N-Nice to meet you! [05:58] ---     I am Kyonosuke Kaoru     and I teach at Hakuou Academy! [06:02] ---     I am Saki Kijima. [06:04] ---     Allow me to explain. [06:05] ---     Kyonosuke Kaoru has appeared     as a minor character, [06:08] ---     but he's had a piddly number of lines. [06:10] ---     Now, he's going to talk his head off. [06:13] ---     I-I apologize for dragging     you out here today. [06:16] ---     N-Not at all. I feel the same way... [06:19] ---     Um, uh... What are your interests? [06:21] ---     What should I do? [06:22] ---     I build Gundam models on occasion. [06:23] ---     I got carried away and I ended up here, [06:24] ---     Uh, did you know that back in the day, [06:26] ---     but I have no plan to get married... [06:26] ---     you could buy an Elmeth     for 300 yen before tax? [06:30] ---     An Elmeth is a Gundam model, by the way. [06:30] ---     I feel terrible for doing this to him... [06:32] ---     The Federation feared     the Elmeth as the "tricorn hat" [06:34] ---     and it was also known     as the Ghost of Solomon. [06:36] ---     Though, when it was first released, [06:39] ---     it was packaged under the name     "Elmeth", just like in the show. [06:39] ---     Well, I sure was young back then... [06:42] ---     Or rather, I must explain     how things ended up this way. SIGN    Pub Charm Droplets [06:49] ---     Cheers! [06:55] ---     So? How are things these days, Saki? [06:57] ---     What? [06:58] ---     That's right, how are things? [07:00] ---     "H-How are things?" [07:02] ---     That's what I should be asking you. [07:04] ---     What's going on with     your job search, you two? [07:08] ---     I-Is being unproductive a crime?! [07:10] ---     We're working on self-realization!     You know, self-realization! [07:13] ---     Sorry, I was wrong. I won't ask anymore. [07:14] ---     No one cares about that stuff. [07:16] ---     When girls get together and say,     "How are things lately?" [07:18] ---     it's about men, of course! [07:22] ---     Wh-Why are you so intent on this? [07:24] ---     I have no need of a boyfriend. [07:25] ---     Besides, I'm too busy with work     for that sort of thing. [07:28] ---     What a terribly mundane response. [07:30] ---     No attractive man is going to     pay attention to you like that. [07:33] ---     Not to worry. [07:35] ---     I believe I get plenty of attention     from an attractive man. [07:39] ---     What was with that comment?!     So you do have a boyfriend?! [07:42] ---     N-No, uh... [07:43] ---     Give us the details! [07:44] ---     So, I mean, uh... [07:49] ---     Shoot. I didn't think I'd be out so late. [07:53] ---     There's no train that goes back     to Nakano-Sakaue at this hour... [07:57] ---     I have no choice. [07:58] ---     I will call the Young Sir     to make sure he does not worry [08:00] ---     and I will stay the night     at my parent's today. [08:02] ---     Oh, okay, so you're not coming back. [08:05] ---     Uh, um, you sound rather happy about that. [08:08] ---     Really? [08:09] ---     It's not like I'm thinking I won't     get scolded for staying out late. [08:12] ---     W-Well, anyway, I apologize     for causing you worry. [08:15] ---     Huh? I wasn't worried. [08:17] ---     What? [08:18] ---     Uh, um, for a girl to go out drinking     and come home in the morning is... [08:22] ---     Looks like I'll be getting     a peaceful night's sleep tonight! [08:30] ---     Thank you for the meal. [08:33] ---     Wait, Saki, are you always     this grumpy at mealtime? [08:37] ---     I was born grumpy. [08:39] ---     Oh, my, what a thing to say! [08:41] ---     Honestly! [08:42] ---     I'm coming back in the morning     after going drinking [08:44] ---     and he's not worried at all?! [08:46] ---     Well, as you can see, nothing happens. [08:52] ---     Well, then, I am going back! [08:54] ---     Wait, Saki! Hold on! [08:56] ---     What is it?! [08:57] ---     Um, so Saki dear, do you have any     interest in match-making meetings? [09:00] ---     Huh? [09:02] ---     Incidentally, this kit does     not come with a figurine! [09:05] ---     However! It comes with Char's     custom Gelgoog and 10 bits. [09:06] ---     Mention a match-making meeting     in that situation and anyone would have... [09:08] ---     Incidentally, the scale is 1:550! [09:12] ---     Um, am I boring you     with my Gundam model talk? [09:15] ---     Oh, I-I'm sorry. I was just     thinking about something... [09:19] ---     No, I can tell by the glum     look on your face. [09:22] ---     Oh, um... [09:23] ---     I'm 28 already and my parents     are really getting on my case. [09:26] ---     What? [09:27] ---     They keep telling me to get married. [09:29] ---     So I reluctantly wound up coming     to this match-making meeting... [09:32] ---     Oh, um, me, too. [09:34] ---     What? [09:35] ---     I was sort of forced into it     and got carried away. [09:37] ---     I-I am sorry! [09:39] ---     Oh, no, I'm no better than you!     M-More importantly... [09:42] ---     What? [09:43] ---     Where are we? [09:49] ---     This is...! [09:53] ---     Where in the world could they be? [09:56] ---     This place looks like there     really could be wild animals here. [09:59] ---     Please do not worry! I shall     protect you at the risk of my own life! [10:04] ---     Darn it! Which way could they be?! [10:07] ---     But Wataru, don't you care about Isumi? [10:10] ---     Wha?! [10:13] ---     Oh, my... [10:15] ---     Huh?! What's Isumi got to do     with any of this?! [10:18] ---     Good point. [10:19] ---     In a typical romance, the pattern goes... [10:21] ---     If ya drag yer feet, unable to confess     yer feelings to yer sweetheart, [10:24] ---     yer sweetheart starts gettin' offers     for match-makin' meetings and stuff. [10:27] ---     It's not like that! [10:29] ---     Then just leave Saki alone. [10:32] ---     She's of age, so she's got     a right to find happiness. [10:36] ---     Th-That's true, but... [10:37] ---     Ya don't make any sense. [10:39] ---     Well, not that it matters. [10:40] ---     It's already weird, since I'm your     betrothed and I'm helping you here. [10:44] ---     Then, fine! I don't need any more help! [10:46] ---     Oh, there she is! Saki! [10:48] ---     What?! [10:52] ---     Where could we be? [10:53] ---     I have no idea. [10:55] ---     Do you suppose that's the way back? [10:57] ---     Who the heck is that?     I've seen him somewhere before. [11:00] ---     Oh, that's Mr. Kaoru! [11:02] ---     Oh, that Gundam model freak! [11:04] ---     I can't hear them, but they     seem like they're hitting it off. [11:08] ---     They certainly do. [11:09] ---     Damn it! That Saki! [11:11] ---     Don't tell me she's serious     about a guy like him?! [11:13] ---     If only we could hear them somehow... [11:16] ---     I'll bet even the all-purpose butler     can't do anythin' about this. [11:19] ---     Please leave it to me! [11:20] ---     What?! [11:21] ---     Please leave it to me, Miss! [11:23] ---     I thought such a need might arise,     so I learned lip-reading with the SPK [11:26] ---     and I will use it     to read their conversation! [11:33] ---     The truth is, um,     there's someone I care for. [11:36] ---     What? [11:37] ---     "The truth is, Saki,     you are the person I care for!" [11:40] ---     What?! [11:41] ---     O-Oh, someone you care for? [11:44] ---     Yes. [11:45] ---     "O-Oh, I also care for you!" [11:48] ---     So, who is this person you like? [11:50] ---     She's a childhood friend. [11:52] ---     She used to be really cute     way back when, but... SIGN    Yukiji [11:55] ---     This is ultimately the subjective     vision of a man in love. [11:59] ---     As she grew older, she became more     of a mess in terms of her personality. [12:01] ---     Actually, she was a mess to begin with... [12:04] ---     "So, what is it that you like?" [12:05] ---     "What I like about you is that you'd     make a child wife and how you're cute." [12:08] ---     "I just want to mess you up.     Actually, I want to mess you up big time!" [12:11] ---     But you still like her? [12:13] ---     "Th-Then do as you like with me!" [12:18] ---     I don't know what she thinks of me, [12:20] ---     but how you feel is something     that's hard to change, you know? [12:23] ---     That's true. [12:24] ---     How you feel is... [12:26] ---     "I'm more of a skilled operator     than you'd think," [12:28] ---     "and I'll change things so it feels good!" [12:29] ---     "That's great! As long as it feels good!" [12:31] ---     I can't put up with this anymore! Saki! [12:33] ---     Ya moron! [12:35] ---     Ya jump out there without a plan     and she'll just end up hatin' ya! [12:39] ---     Yes, she has a point. [12:40] ---     Th-Then what am I supposed to do?! [12:42] ---     How 'bout ya knock her out     with a whack with this from behind. [12:48] ---     I-I don't know about that. [12:50] ---     As a globally standard method, [12:53] ---     how about creating a critical situation [12:54] ---     and once you've highlighted     her partner's worthlessness, [12:57] ---     you go out there and resolve things? [13:00] ---     Th-That's my Hayate! That's good! [13:02] ---     Oh, please... [13:03] ---     That's too much of a cliché, right? [13:05] ---     This is the Heisei era, not Showa. [13:08] ---     Even Wataru won't go for a plan like... [13:10] ---     You're amazing that you can come up     with a plan like that, Hayate! [13:12] ---     Right?! My butler is a genius! [13:15] ---     Yeah, he's a genius! [13:16] ---     Oh, please... [13:18] ---     Wataru probably doesn't watch     cliché dramas of this sort, so... [13:22] ---     But assumin' we use this     totally cliché method, [13:25] ---     how're we gonna create     the critical situation? [13:27] ---     We're going to use Tama. [13:29] ---     Tama? [13:30] ---     Rarr. [13:31] ---     What's he doing here? [13:32] ---     He heard Maria talking to herself     and couldn't resist coming. [13:36] ---     Rarr... [13:39] ---     So, I end up staying alone at home again. [13:42] ---     Well, I'll just sing     to my heart's content then! [13:53] ---     Let us stop the... [13:56] ---     More Kinoppi than Kaakun.     (Kaakun yori Kinoppi.) [14:00] ---     Do you like century eggs?     (Piitan osuki desuka?) [14:11] ---     I suppose I'll get some cleaning done. [14:13] ---     That actually made me feel more lonely. [14:19] ---     Well, that's what's going on, [14:21] ---     so you leap out of the bushes     and scare them a little. [14:24] ---     I don't mind doing that,     but what do I get out of it? [14:27] ---     Let me think... [14:29] ---     If you don't do as I say, [14:30] ---     how about I reveal     that you're a talking tiger [14:32] ---     and sell you off to the circus? [14:34] ---     A-All right already! Damn it! [14:37] ---     I believe I have Tama's     cooperation now as well. [14:39] ---     Ya can communicate with tigers? [14:42] ---     Yes, in a way... [14:43] ---     That's my butler! [14:45] ---     Yeah! [14:47] ---     Sheesh! That Hayate! [14:49] ---     He looks so sweet, but     the things he says are nasty. Man! [14:56] ---     Right then, Tama became aware     of a terrifying menacing aura! [14:59] ---     Wh-What's this aura? [15:03] ---     They say animals instinctively     known when approached [15:05] ---     by a beast that's stronger than them, but... [15:08] ---     So, my instincts still hadn't     forgotten how to do that! [15:13] ---     Th-This vicious beast's aura... [15:16] ---     I-I can't move... [15:22] ---     I must apologize. [15:23] ---     Not only did I make you come     to this match-making meeting, [15:25] ---     but you also had to listen to me     selfishly talk about my life. [15:29] ---     Not at all. [15:30] ---     She's selfish and capricious,     and she gets offended easily, [15:35] ---     but they tend to be the ones     that are the hardest to ignore... [15:39] ---     Selfish and capricious, and easily offended? [15:47] ---     The truth is... [15:48] ---     Huh? [15:49] ---     Um, there's someone     I find hard to ignore, too. [15:55] ---     I'm envious. [15:56] ---     What? [15:57] ---     Of that person who has your affections. [16:11] ---     Mr. Kaoru! [16:12] ---     Ooh! That was superbly agile for Tama! [16:15] ---     Now's yer chance, Wataru! Get goin' already! [16:17] ---     R-Right! [16:19] ---     Saki! [16:21] ---     You okay, Saki?! [16:21] ---     Young Sir! What are you doing here? [16:24] ---     Oh, no, uh... What am I...? [16:27] ---     Never mind that, we have to run! [16:28] ---     But we can't leave Mr. Kaoru behind! [16:31] ---     Leave it to me! I'll save him! [16:39] ---     That's good, that's good! [16:40] ---     This is getting to be quite     an exciting turn of events! [16:42] ---     Yeah! I guess clichés     can be good sometimes. [16:46] ---     Well, I was going to attack those guys, [16:49] ---     but I sensed the aura     of this terrible beast, [16:51] ---     so I thought it was dicey and I came back. [16:53] ---     What?! [16:55] ---     What's wrong, Hayate? [16:56] ---     Um, it appears that beast     we saw wasn't Tama... [17:01] ---     What?! [17:02] ---     Th-Then what's over there? [17:04] ---     It may be a real wild animal... [17:07] ---     What?! [17:09] ---     Young Sir, it is dangerous! [17:11] ---     Saki, you run! [17:12] ---     Young Sir! [17:13] ---     Come on out, beast! Let Mr. Kaoru go! [17:15] ---     Or I'll destroy you! [17:18] ---     Wataru, [17:19] ---     the thing in there isn't Tama,     but a real wild animal. [17:24] ---     Take that! And that! And that! And that! [17:25] ---     Stop that, you idiot! [17:30] ---     Young Sir! [17:32] ---     Voltes Kick! [17:34] ---     Young Sir! [17:38] ---     Saki! [17:41] ---     Miss Katsura?! [17:42] ---     Y-Yukiji, what the heck are you doing here? [17:46] ---     I was told I could drink all I want     at the match-making party, [17:48] ---     so I'd been drinking since yesterday, [17:49] ---     but they told me to knock it off     and kicked me out! [17:52] ---     I got lost in the woods [17:53] ---     and I'm hungry and I'm on edge here! [17:53] ---     It's only natural     that she'd get kicked out... [17:55] ---     I haven't had nearly enough to drink! [17:55] ---     I agree... [17:57] ---     For starters, we're going to Kabukicho     and get back to drinking! [18:00] ---     You're treating! [18:01] ---     Help me! I'm going home! [18:05] ---     Did you come out of concern     for my match-making meeting? [18:08] ---     Th-Things are busy at the shop. [18:11] ---     There's no time for match-making     meetings. We're going home! [18:13] ---     Come on! [18:22] ---     You are right. [18:24] ---     I will not be able to get married     for a while at the rate things are going. [18:27] ---     D-Damn straight! You dummy! [18:38] ---     Good grief. He's like a little brother     who needs a lot of looking-after. [18:42] ---     Agreed. [18:43] ---     But does Wataru like Isumi?     Or does he like Saki? [18:48] ---     What's up with him? [18:50] ---     Well, with boys,     there are all kinds of "likes". [18:56] ---     I don't really understand, [18:57] ---     but boys are more     complicated than I thought. [19:00] ---     Yes. [19:01] ---     This doesn't really matter,     but was your lip-reading accurate? [19:05] ---     Actually, I'm pretty     confident of my abilities. [19:09] ---     After a storm, relationships strengthen. [19:11] ---     Well, not that we care     about the happiness of others. [19:14] ---     More importantly, next time,     they'll be fighting against suspense! SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle [19:22] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, huh? [19:24] ---     That boy has quite a lot of potential. SIGN    Hakuou Academy Superintendent     Kirika Kuzuha [19:35] ---     That boy... [19:37] ---     Make him wear outfits like this or that... [19:40] ---     And put cat-ears on him... [19:44] ---     Honestly! Mistress Kuzuha! SIGN    Superintendent's Personal Butler     Sion Kuresato [19:47] ---     What's so great about a guy like him anyway? [19:50] ---     Sion, do not be so jealous. [19:53] ---     You, too, wish to make     Ayasaki weep, do you not? [19:57] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [19:59] ---     So, um, how long do I have to wait? [20:03] ---     I know. [20:04] ---     Mysterious Butler of Darkness No. 1, [20:07] ---     defeat Hayate Ayasaki     and make him one of us! [20:11] ---     Yes, my lady! [20:15] ---     Here you are, Mistress Kuzuha. [20:21] ---     He will come to realize just how     frightful my assassin can be... [20:28] ---     Another peaceful day. [20:32] ---     My turn! [20:34] ---     Wh-Who are you?! [20:42] ---     My name is Duel Butler! [20:44] ---     My turn! Draw! [20:47] ---     Wh-What the?! [20:49] ---     Wh-What is this?! [20:53] ---     Huh? What's this? [20:54] ---     Now, fight me, Hayate Ayasaki! [20:56] ---     I don't really understand, but here I go! [21:00] ---     My turn! Draw! Magic card! [21:03] ---     Summon White-Haired Demon Klaus and attack! SIGN    Klaus [21:12] ---     But even when crushed,     they come back to life! [21:13] ---     That vitality is     the true strength of my deck! [21:16] ---     Activate the Shield Trigger! [21:18] ---     Not so fast! [21:20] ---     Drawing yet again! [21:20] ---     I'll finish you off with     the rare Hayate Ayasaki card! [21:25] ---     Here we go, partner! [21:26] ---     Okay, my alter ego! [21:32] ---     Wha?! [21:34] ---     Me?! Killed in one turn?! [21:42] ---     Huh? What the... [21:44] ---     Damn it all! Just you remember this! [21:46] ---     What in the world was that? SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle      The End [21:49] ---     "This Week's"?! [21:50] ---     Don't tell me this is going     to keep happening?! [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:04] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:22] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:27] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:33] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:44] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:50] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:56] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:57] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:01] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:06] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:14] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:31] ---     Summoned, I pop out, I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I'm Maria. [23:35] ---     Oh? What are you doing here, Maria? [23:38] ---     When the story takes place     outside the Sanzenin estate, [23:40] ---     I tend to have few scenes,     so it seems I get to do this instead. [23:43] ---     I see, that's an alarming situation. [23:45] ---     But the majority of this show's viewers [23:47] ---     must be watching mainly to see me,     so there should be no problem. [23:49] ---     What? Do you think so? [23:51] ---     I'd like to see more scenes     with Maria in them. [23:53] ---     Oh, Hayate! [23:54] ---     See you later! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:59] ---     Sh-She's dead?! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     I confess, I already have     a good idea of who the culprit is. [24:03] ---     What?! [24:04] ---     She sees through to the one and only truth. [24:06] ---     With the looks of a snooty softy     and the brains of a societal bum. [24:07] ---     Her name is Great Detective Nagi! [24:09] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:10] ---     "The Beautiful Rich Great     Young Detective Lady Saw It! [24:13] ---     "The Case of the Murdered Female     Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam". [24:14] ---     It will be full of fan     service scenes as well. [24:16] ---     I hope you enjoy it with your entire family. [24:18] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler [24:18] ---     The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It!     The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam [24:19] ---     Did you know? [24:20] ---     Looking at a cast list in the newspaper, [24:21] ---     the 3rd or the 5th on the list     is the most likely to be culprit. 30 - The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:15] ---     Sh-She's dead?! [00:17] ---     I confess, I already have     a good idea of who the culprit is. [00:21] ---     What?! [00:22] ---     This is one of those     so-called "dying messages". [00:25] ---     I'd say you're wrong there... [00:28] ---     Who's there?! [00:33] ---     It can't be! You're the culprit?! SIGN    Sunday Suspense SIGN    The Beautiful Rich Great     Young Detective Lady Saw It! SIGN    The Case of the Murdered Female     Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam! SIGN    As a mysterious beauty smiled bewitchingly in a steamy open-air mixed bath,      it was a night in a ravine quiet of the passion of man and woman,     that a monkey ran off uttering a death cry and wept softly      at the far ends of love and sorrow. SIGN    In Cooperation With     Boonies Hot Springs Tourist Association [00:46] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [00:50] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [00:55] ---     This episode of "Hayate"     is very suspenseful! [00:57] ---     But as always, please enjoy it     with your whole family. [01:02] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:05] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:07] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:13] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:18] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:24] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [01:29] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [01:35] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [01:40] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [01:45] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [01:51] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [01:56] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [01:59] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:02] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:07] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:10] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:13] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [02:31] ---     The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam SIGN    Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady     Nagi Sanzenin [02:39] ---     The autumn breeze truly is quite pleasant. [02:41] ---     I agree, Miss. SIGN    Assistant and Butler     Hayate Ayasaki [02:43] ---     And the autumn leaves are very beautiful. [02:46] ---     Aren't you glad we took the plunge     and came for a trip to the hot springs? SIGN    Assistant and Maid     Maria [02:48] ---     Yeah, definitely! [02:51] ---     By the way, Miss, where     is the inn we're going to stay at? [02:54] ---     That's it! [02:56] ---     Th-That's the one?! [02:58] ---     Oh, my! How very classic! [03:00] ---     The only way to enjoy hot springs     is to relax quietly at a rustic inn! [03:04] ---     But it seems to be giving off     a rather ominous aura... [03:07] ---     What? [03:07] ---     There's a very "untouchable"     atmosphere about it... [03:13] ---     We just heard a scream come     from that inn, didn't we?! [03:15] ---     Yes! [03:20] ---     What is the matter, ma'am? SIGN    Waitresses     The Student Council Girl Trio SIGN    Guest in the Next Room     Shiori Makimura [03:24] ---     What happened?! SIGN    And Her Lover     Eight SIGN    Corpse     Yukiji Katsura [03:30] ---     Um, this is different than before. [03:32] ---     Shut up! I'd never get married     if I stayed looking like that! [03:38] ---     I smell a case. [03:39] ---     You're the one who did it. [03:41] ---     Hmm, I never expected to get caught up     in a murder case at the hot springs. [03:45] ---     What a delightful... I mean,     what a troubling situation this is. [03:49] ---     For starters, we must contact the police! [03:51] ---     Y-Yeah, you're right. [03:53] ---     This is terrible! This is terrible! [03:55] ---     No need for that! [03:57] ---     She sees through to the one and only truth. [03:59] ---     With the looks of a snooty softy     and the brains of a societal bum. [04:02] ---     Her name is Great Detective Nagi! [04:06] ---     The kiddy backpack doesn't     look out of place one bit. [04:09] ---     That's not the jab you should be making! [04:12] ---     Sis! SIGN    The Corpse's Little Sister     Hinagiku Katsura [04:15] ---     I always thought you     were a no-good big sister, [04:17] ---     but I never imagined you'd end up like this! [04:20] ---     You have my sympathies,     but please try to remain calm. [04:23] ---     Yes, I know. [04:24] ---     There's actually something     I'd like for you all to see. [04:27] ---     What? [04:29] ---     A video...tape? [04:31] ---     Yes. [04:32] ---     I just received it     earlier by bike messenger. [04:35] ---     I suspect it was taped by my sister. [04:37] ---     What?! SIGN    First of Spring [04:42] ---     I wonder if it's recording properly... [04:45] ---     That's this room, right? [04:46] ---     Yes, it appears to be. [04:48] ---     Hina, by the time you see this, [04:51] ---     your big sis may already be     one of the stars in the sky. [04:56] ---     They put it well when they     said "beauty dies first". [04:59] ---     Where does she get off saying that? [05:01] ---     Um, never mind that.     The background scenery... [05:03] ---     The truth is, [05:05] ---     I was asked to come to this inn     by a letter from an unknown sender. [05:10] ---     It seems this person     has a grudge against me. [05:14] ---     But I don't know who it is yet. [05:17] ---     I think they'll be visiting me     here in this room soon, but... [05:22] ---     I don't really care anymore. [05:24] ---     Hina, I want you to know,     if I should end up dead, [05:27] ---     my killer will be the person     who shows up after this! [05:30] ---     Make sure you catch the person [05:32] ---     and sue them for plenty of damages! Got it?! [05:36] ---     It's coming! [05:38] ---     What?! [05:39] ---     This is where it ends?! [05:41] ---     No way! It got cut off     at the most crucial part! [05:43] ---     This is awful! [05:44] ---     It's almost as awful     as a mother who tricks her child [05:45] ---     by putting honey on cucumber     and says, "Here's some melon!" [05:48] ---     No, as awful as saying soy     sauce on pudding is sea urchin! [05:51] ---     No, no! [05:52] ---     It's as awful as putting dried seaweed     and soy sauce on mandarin oranges [05:52] ---     I see. [05:54] ---     and calling it salmon roe! [05:54] ---     After killing the victim, [05:56] ---     the culprit probably erased the part     that revealed who the murderer is [05:59] ---     and then sent the tape. [06:01] ---     In other words, this is a challenge     issued by the culprit to me! [06:07] ---     I confess, I already have     a good idea of who the culprit is! [06:11] ---     What?! [06:12] ---     Is this true?! [06:13] ---     Yes! The culprit is... [06:15] ---     The culprit is? [06:16] ---     None other than you! [06:18] ---     What?! Me?! [06:19] ---     But I'm just the guest     in the room next door! [06:22] ---     But she's a super low-key character, [06:24] ---     who's never appeared since Episode 23... [06:27] ---     I appeared in Episode 25, too! [06:27] ---     I've even seen through the trick,     right slick and lickety-split! SIGN    Trick #1 [06:33] ---     You summoned the victim to a meeting. [06:35] ---     Don't come any closer! [06:37] ---     You just try laying a hand on me [06:39] ---     and I'll make you pay all the bar tabs     that I've accumulated! SIGN    Bills [06:47] ---     What?! [06:48] ---     And using a speckled snake     that just happened to be passing by... [06:51] ---     Snaaaaake... [06:54] ---     There you have it. [06:56] ---     How about it? Perfect     detective work, right?! [06:58] ---     You ask how it was, but... [06:59] ---     Not to mention, you totally borrowed     the most famous trick in the universe. [07:03] ---     Apologize to Sir Doyle. [07:06] ---     Caught in the act! You're under arrest! [07:07] ---     What?! You're wrong! I'm not the one! [07:10] ---     Do not argue with me! Give it up! [07:12] ---     Nooo! [07:13] ---     Grab! [07:15] ---     Don't treat my honey like she's a criminal! [07:19] ---     Watch out, Miss! [07:29] ---     That's my Hayate! [07:30] ---     Miss, it appears the culprit     is someone else. [07:33] ---     Yes, to be honest,     I had a feeling that it might be. [07:37] ---     I see... [07:38] ---     Which makes you three the suspicious ones! SIGN    Trick #2 [07:45] ---     Wh-Where in the world am I? [07:47] ---     You three summoned the victim to a meeting [07:50] ---     and using a giant speckled octopus     that just happened to be passing by... [07:52] ---     Oooooctopus... [07:55] ---     There you have it. [07:56] ---     What's this giant speckled octopus about?! [07:59] ---     More like, we weren't even in the scene! [08:00] ---     Now, allow yourselves     to be arrested without resisting! [08:03] ---     There are others more likely     to have motives, aren't there?! [08:05] ---     What? [08:06] ---     Oh, a motive... [08:08] ---     Yes, you have a point there. [08:10] ---     The person who might have the biggest     grudge against the victim would be... [08:13] ---     It'd have to be none other     than the butler-in-debt. [08:16] ---     What?! [08:17] ---     H-Hold on a second! What are you saying?! [08:20] ---     Stare... [08:21] ---     Please don't all of you look at me     with such suspicion, too! [08:24] ---     And of all the people,     I trusted you the most, too. [08:26] ---     As I said, I am not the one! SIGN    Trick #3 [08:29] ---     I told you, it's not me! [08:32] ---     With the speckled elephant     that just happened to be passing by... [08:34] ---     Eeeelephant... [08:37] ---     You look like you wouldn't     hurt a fly and yet... [08:40] ---     Miss, your deductions are nonsense     based on hunches and inspiration! [08:41] ---     Oh, Mr. Yama? I've caught the perp. [08:44] ---     Besides, the scene has     switched somewhere along the way [08:44] ---     This solves the case, but it won't     bring the victim back to life. [08:46] ---     from a hot springs inn to Africa! [08:48] ---     Wait, who the heck are you talking to?! [08:48] ---     I guess we'll talk again on the     rooftop, gazing at the sunset. [08:51] ---     HEY! [08:53] ---     How many times do you have to kill me     before you're satisfied?! [08:55] ---     The story's not making any progress here! [08:58] ---     It's really embarrassing to be lying     here dressed like this, you know! [09:01] ---     Hinagiku! [09:02] ---     Uh, yes, ma'am! [09:02] ---     I expect you to do things     properly, as scripted! [09:04] ---     Yes, ma'am. [09:06] ---     Plop. [09:10] ---     Oh, what could that be? SIGN    Hibiya [09:14] ---     Oh, that's a so-called dying message! [09:17] ---     What's a "dying message"? [09:19] ---     You don't even know that? [09:21] ---     Allow me to explain. [09:23] ---     A dying message is a hint     that the victim leaves conspicuously [09:28] ---     right before death. SIGN    Cheney SIGN    Hibiya [09:31] ---     I see. [09:32] ---     But "Hibiya"...? [09:34] ---     Allow me to explain some more. [09:35] ---     Hibiya refers to an area close to Ginza, [09:38] ---     which includes Yurakucho,     which is in Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo. [09:40] ---     Incidentally, this is also where Japan's     first electric traffic signal was set up. [09:46] ---     We don't need such in-depth information. [09:47] ---     Anyway, if we can decipher     the meaning of this message, [09:50] ---     we'll know who the culprit is, right? [09:52] ---     It's suddenly becoming more     like a serious mystery now! [09:55] ---     Yeah! [09:55] ---     But this is very difficult. [09:58] ---     Difficult? [10:00] ---     No, this is not even close. [10:03] ---     This is nothing compared     to the secrets of the pyramids and UFOs! [10:07] ---     What?! [10:09] ---     Uh, I don't know about this different     character with the glasses... [10:12] ---     That's exactly right! [10:13] ---     What?! [10:14] ---     That's my Hayate! [10:16] ---     You have a good instinct.     Just what I'd expect of my assistant! [10:18] ---     Y-You think so? [10:20] ---     Indeed. This crime was perpetrated     by a different character, [10:22] ---     who is currently not here. [10:24] ---     What?! [10:25] ---     A different character? [10:26] ---     That's right. [10:27] ---     After murdering the victim, [10:29] ---     the culprit ought to be     hiding somewhere else now! [10:32] ---     And where in the world is that? [10:33] ---     Don't tell me you're     going to say it's Hibiya. [10:37] ---     Take another close look at that. [10:39] ---     What? SIGN    Hibiya [10:41] ---     No matter how you look     at it, it says "Hibiya". [10:43] ---     Wrong. [10:44] ---     This message includes     the kaki-no-tane crackers next to it, too! [10:48] ---     What?! [10:49] ---     Listen closely. What's written     there are the radicals on the right. [10:52] ---     If you assume the crackers     are the radicals... SIGN    "Mixed Bath" [10:57] ---     Surprise! It reads "mixed bath"! [11:00] ---     Amazing, huh? [11:01] ---     What a deduction out of left field... [11:03] ---     Furthermore, this inn actually     conveniently has a mixed bath. [11:07] ---     What?! [11:12] ---     The culprit is certain to be here! [11:13] ---     S-Surely not... No matter how you look at it,     there's no way that's true. [11:19] ---     There he is! [11:21] ---     And just who might the culprit be? [11:23] ---     To be continued in the second half. [11:27] ---     Your valuables! Quick!     (Kaneme no mono o! Hayaku!) [11:31] ---     Did you pay the ward tax?     (Kuminzei haratta?) [11:34] ---     The Flunking Girl Trio's SIGN    The Flunking Girl Trio Gluttony SIGN    Like a Dream [11:36] ---     Gluttony, Like a Dream! [11:40] ---     You know. [11:41] ---     What? [11:42] ---     Is this eating or a hot springs fan     service scene? Can we clarify that? [11:45] ---     What?! [11:46] ---     The effects of this hot spring are... [11:49] ---     Rissy, that's after we eat! After we eat! [11:51] ---     This is a merry-go-round of tastiness! [11:54] ---     We haven't eaten yet! Not yet! [11:56] ---     Gilgamesh. [11:57] ---     That's not right! [11:58] ---     Granny, isn't this delicious? [12:04] ---     Who's there?! [12:06] ---     Now, don't you say that the art is different     from the previous scene. [12:14] ---     M-Maria, when     in the world did you get in here?! [12:16] ---     Wait, so you're the culprit?! [12:19] ---     No, I'm not! [12:20] ---     Then, why?! [12:21] ---     Now, now, don't sweat the details. [12:24] ---     A sexy scene is a cliché     of suspense drama, right? [12:27] ---     What?! [12:29] ---     She is using a towel for this shoot, [12:31] ---     but when you are actually bathing,     please refrain from using them in the water. [12:35] ---     Oh, really! [12:37] ---     Now, let's ride this momentum     and go for Cliché #2! [12:41] ---     A gourmet scene! [12:43] ---     Now, please enjoy! [12:44] ---     Have your fill of this     fresh bounty from the sea! [12:48] ---     We have prepared a magic show     for you after the Japanese ballad show. [12:51] ---     One bottle of gasoline,     warmed to body temperature. [12:57] ---     Yum. [12:58] ---     And Cliché #3! SIGN    Bar Dead End [13:00] ---     Interviewing people     at a bar on the outskirts of town! SIGN    Bar Mistress Klaus [13:06] ---     So, what do you want? [13:08] ---     Do you know anything about this person? [13:11] ---     Do I know anything? [13:12] ---     Hah! Do I ever! [13:15] ---     That woman is my long separated     elder sister's friend's cousin [13:19] ---     and she's the thieving bitch,     who stole my lover! [13:23] ---     I feel like this has become more like     a daytime drama instead of suspense. [13:23] ---     Damn you, you she-pig!     I'll turn you into cutlets and eat you! [13:27] ---     Cliché #4. [13:30] ---     I'm not done yet! [13:32] ---     Yay! We did it! [13:33] ---     Makimura and Izumi have the advantage! [13:36] ---     Yes, this is building up in a nice way! [13:39] ---     No, no, this is just getting tedious. [13:41] ---     It's terrible! [13:43] ---     Wait, Maria, could it be that you've     been in the hot spring this whole time?! [13:47] ---     Yes! [13:48] ---     Oh, and so, I went back to our room     and I discovered something terrible! [13:52] ---     What?! [13:53] ---     What is it, Maria?!     Quit dragging it out and tell us! [13:56] ---     The body has disappeared! [13:58] ---     What?! [14:00] ---     I-It's true! [14:01] ---     She's gone. [14:03] ---     A body going missing     is as suspenseful as suspense gets! [14:06] ---     This is bad. The case     is 5 seconds away from going cold! [14:09] ---     But I wonder who hid it. [14:11] ---     It's got to be the culprit, of course! [14:13] ---     The culprit? [14:14] ---     Yes, [14:15] ---     he thinks he's interfering     with my investigation by stirring things up! [14:19] ---     All right, since it's come to this... [14:24] ---     Wh-What is this all of a sudden?! [14:26] ---     These guys should be able to     find some kind of definitive clue. [14:29] ---     And so, we've spotted this     on the underside of the table. [14:32] ---     Th-This is...?! [14:34] ---     It appears to be a voice recorder. [14:36] ---     Let me see that! [14:40] ---     So, the scream we heard was this? [14:44] ---     So it seems... [14:45] ---     But why? What does this mean? [14:57] ---     I got it! [14:59] ---     The mystery is solved, my dear Watson. [15:01] ---     "M-My dear Watson"? [15:05] ---     Next Nagi's hint. [15:09] ---     Now, do you know the culprit and the trick? [15:16] ---     Uh, um... [15:18] ---     Give me candy! [15:20] ---     Oh, no, wrong. Trick or treat! [15:22] ---     Huh? [15:23] ---     Trick or treat! [15:28] ---     Huh?! W-Wait! [15:29] ---     Give me candy! Trick or treat! [15:33] ---     It's been really tough     for Halloween to catch on in Japan... [15:37] ---     Wrong kind of trick. [15:41] ---     Why have we suddenly come     to a place like this? [15:45] ---     It can't be helped. [15:46] ---     Having the climax scene     on an overhanging cliff [15:48] ---     is the biggest suspense dramas cliché. [15:51] ---     We just need Eiichiro Funakoshi     and we'd have it all. [15:54] ---     And now, I will explain how     this incident was perpetrated. [15:57] ---     Hey, wait! [15:58] ---     This crime was actually not     perpetrated in that room! [16:02] ---     What?! [16:04] ---     If you assume that it happened     at a completely different inn [16:06] ---     in a different room, it all makes sense. [16:09] ---     What do you mean? [16:10] ---     Explain it to us so we can understand. [16:13] ---     Roger that. SIGN    Trick #4 [16:17] ---     First, the culprit met     with the victim at some other inn. [16:24] ---     And on that occasion,     the culprit recorded the victim's scream. [16:26] ---     After this... [16:27] ---     Hey, h-hold on! It'll show, it'll show! [16:27] ---     The culprit went to a different inn     with a similar construction. [16:29] ---     In other words, the culprit snuck her body     into our room at that inn. [16:29] ---     Be gentle! [16:31] ---     Oh, stop! Be gentle! [16:33] ---     And then... [16:35] ---     Setting the victim's scream on a timer, [16:38] ---     the culprit created the illusion     that the crime had taken place there! [16:39] ---     We just heard a scream come     from that inn, didn't we?! [16:41] ---     Yes! [16:43] ---     It was all a plot to create an alibi! [16:47] ---     Me! Me, me! I have a question! [16:50] ---     What is it? [16:51] ---     Where's the proof? [16:53] ---     With just the voice recorder,     it seems a bit forced... [16:58] ---     The greatest proof is     on that videotape we saw first! [17:01] ---     What?! [17:03] ---     On this tape! [17:04] ---     Play! SIGN    First of Spring [17:06] ---     I wonder if it's recording properly... [17:08] ---     Stop! [17:09] ---     I don't see anything unusual about it... [17:12] ---     Don't you notice something     about the scroll hanging there? SIGN    First of Spring SIGN    In Dire Distress     Here Goes the Afro SIGN    The Actual Room [17:20] ---     Oh, my, it's completely different     from the one in that room. [17:24] ---     Precisely. [17:25] ---     The culprit wasn't thorough [17:26] ---     and failed to pay attention     to the difference in the hanging scrolls! [17:29] ---     There are also 4 other discrepancies. [17:32] ---     Those who find them all     will have a chance to win... [17:35] ---     Now that we've gotten this far,     you know who the culprit is, right? [17:39] ---     Um... um... [17:41] ---     Oh! I seem to recall there was     one person who came late! [17:44] ---     Yes! And she brought     that videotape, didn't she?! [17:47] ---     As I recall, she said it came     by bike messenger or something, [17:50] ---     sounding oddly defensive about it... [17:52] ---     If she's actually the culprit,     that just might explain everything! [17:57] ---     Which means...! [17:58] ---     What? [17:59] ---     M-Me?! [18:02] ---     Hinagiku, I never imagined     that you were the culprit. [18:05] ---     But it totally makes sense now! [18:07] ---     Yes, she is the least     suspicious of all of us. [18:10] ---     Which is exactly what makes her suspicious! [18:11] ---     Yup, yup! [18:17] ---     That was brilliant detective work! [18:19] ---     I never imagined that I'd be caught, [18:21] ---     but you're right. Just     as you said, I'm the culprit. [18:25] ---     No, you're wrong! [18:26] ---     What?! [18:27] ---     The culprit is not Hinagiku. [18:29] ---     Hold on! This is supposed to be my scene! [18:32] ---     The shock of this has woken me     from the tranquilizers! [18:35] ---     Considering this turn of events,     I'm the only one who could be the culprit. [18:38] ---     But that would be too normal and boring. [18:41] ---     Um, it's hard to tell who's talking,     so would you mind stopping that? [18:47] ---     You've all forgotten to begin with! [18:49] ---     That there's one more person     that's incredibly suspicious! [18:53] ---     What?! [18:53] ---     One more person? [18:54] ---     That's right! That person is...! [18:56] ---     That person is?! [19:02] ---     The person behind the Voice from Heaven! [19:04] ---     Me? [19:06] ---     M-Miss, isn't that too deus ex machina,     no matter how you look at it? [19:10] ---     This is fine as it is. [19:11] ---     But I don't know if our audience     will be satisfied with that... [19:15] ---     This is a suspense story     starring me and produced by me. [19:18] ---     I will permit no one to complain! [19:21] ---     Hey! [19:24] ---     A huge wave! [19:26] ---     Run! [19:27] ---     Hold it right there! [19:29] ---     Sis?! [19:30] ---     That's enough already! [19:31] ---     What's the big idea eliminating     my presence halfway through?! [19:34] ---     You're a corpse! Quit coming back     to life over and over again! [19:37] ---     Like hell I can pretend     to stay dead the whole time! [19:40] ---     Darn it! The script I pulled     an all-nighter to write is ruined! [19:44] ---     Since it's come to this,     I'll fall back to my last resort! [19:50] ---     And now, it's fan service time! [20:11] ---     The best thing to do in autumn really is [20:13] ---     to lounge in a hot spring     and admire the colored leaves. [20:16] ---     Agreed! It's so soothing! [20:19] ---     I hope you all have a "Good     Journey, Like a Dream", too. [20:25] ---     This is pure heaven! [20:27] ---     Wh-Why is the men's bath this small?! [20:30] ---     Huh? Did you say something? [20:33] ---     Don't move! It's caught! It's caught! [20:35] ---     What's gotten caught? [20:37] ---     No! Don't move! [20:39] ---     And so, that was the     "Gluttony, Like a Dream", [20:42] ---     the deluxe 20 minute special. [20:44] ---     Next time, they will be combating siblings. [20:48] ---     Oh, we'd forgotten! [20:54] ---     There's no time left! SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle [20:56] ---     Come forth, Mysterious     Butler of Darkness No. 2! [21:02] ---     Defeat the butler Hayate Ayasaki     and make him one of us! [21:07] ---     Make him one of us! [21:08] ---     Go! [21:13] ---     B-Fire! [21:19] ---     Here goes! [21:22] ---     What? This is...?! [21:24] ---     B-Fire! [21:27] ---     Go! Hayate Blaster! [21:38] ---     Just you remember this! [21:42] ---     If you're going to fight,     bring it on, Mysterious Butlers! [21:45] ---     Huh? Wait, what am I doing? SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle      The End [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:33] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:06] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Ba-boom! Boing-oing-oing,     boing-oing-oing! I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I'm everybody's idol, Yukiji Katsura! [23:36] ---     What are you doing here, Miss Katsura? [23:39] ---     That's cold, Ayasaki. But more importantly! [23:41] ---     When in the world is my character     song going to be finished?! [23:43] ---     Hmm, with Miss Katsura,     I don't think the sales seem that promising. [23:46] ---     Agreed. [23:47] ---     Pairing up with Tama on a character     song would probably be about just right. [23:49] ---     You've certainly learned     to speak out, Ayasaki. [23:52] ---     Our next guest will be the hamster! [23:54] ---     See you! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     So, Miss, you used to     call Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:02] ---     A thing of the unpleasant past. [24:03] ---     You've never looked after li'l kids, [24:05] ---     and that's why ya still haven't     grown outta bein' a kiddy. [24:07] ---     Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings, [24:10] ---     I could look after them     way better than you, Saku! [24:12] ---     For real? Then prove it. [24:14] ---     Very well! [24:15] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:17] ---     "Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?" [24:19] ---     Did you know? [24:20] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler     Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters? [24:20] ---     The first thing the Wright brothers flew     was the younger brother's mobile. 31 - Do you Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:10] ---     Hey, Nagi! [00:12] ---     I came to play with ya! [00:15] ---     Jump! Jump, Tama! [00:17] ---     Meow... [00:18] ---     What're ya doin'? [00:20] ---     Ah, Saku. As you can see,     I'm giving Tama exercise. [00:23] ---     Exercise? [00:24] ---     The truth is, she watched ferocious     beasts leaping through flaming rings SIGN    Zaendo Nagi Sanzenin [00:28] ---     just earlier on a circus show on TV [00:30] ---     and she decided it was     the perfect exercise for Tama. [00:32] ---     That about sums it up. [00:33] ---     Now, jump! If a circus cat can do it,     there's no way you can't! [00:37] ---     Meow. [00:40] ---     Ya moron! [00:44] ---     Why did you suddenly do that?! [00:46] ---     There's no way he can jump     through a tiny ring like that! [00:48] ---     Or rather, animal abuse is even more risky     than mentionin' copyrighted works! [00:52] ---     Don't ya know they've gone over 'n     over it in the writers' meetings?! [00:55] ---     Hah! Even if a scriptwriter     or two get fired, [00:59] ---     it's not as if they'll drop     the main heroine from the show. SIGN    The Devouring of Dirt Nagi Sanzenin [01:01] ---     Um, both of you, such borderline     conversations are a bit... [01:06] ---     Meow. [01:08] ---     There, there. Nothin' to be scared of now. [01:10] ---     Hey, don't get attached to Saku!     You're my pet, remember?! [01:14] ---     Wow, I didn't know you were so good     with animals, Sakuya. [01:18] ---     Well, it's not just animals, though. [01:21] ---     Right, Nagi? [01:24] ---     Wh-Why are you saying that to me?! [01:26] ---     How true. Nagi used to     adore Sakuya like a big sister... [01:31] ---     Don't, Maria! [01:32] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [01:36] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [01:42] ---     Is it one of those so-called     youthful indiscretions [01:45] ---     that you don't want to admit to? [01:46] ---     Shut up! [01:48] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:51] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:53] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:59] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [02:04] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [02:10] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [02:15] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [02:21] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [02:26] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [02:31] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [02:37] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [02:42] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:45] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:48] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:53] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:56] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:59] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [03:17] ---     Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters? [03:24] ---     Wow! [03:25] ---     So, Miss, you used to call     Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"? [03:30] ---     Humph! A thing of the unpleasant past! [03:32] ---     I've got tons of younger siblings, [03:35] ---     so I often looked after Nagi along     with the rest of 'em. [03:38] ---     She was so cute. [03:39] ---     When she was little, she used to     want Sakuya's attention all the time... [03:41] ---     I told you to stop talking about it! [03:43] ---     You've never looked after li'l kids, [03:48] ---     and that's why ya still haven't     grown outta bein' a kiddy. [03:50] ---     Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings, [03:53] ---     I could look after them     way better than you, Saku! [03:56] ---     For real? Then prove it. [03:59] ---     Very well! [04:00] ---     Hey, Hayate! [04:01] ---     Yes? [04:06] ---     A-And why do I have to     dress up like this again? [04:10] ---     So cute! [04:12] ---     Rejoice! You look really     good in that, Hayate! [04:14] ---     That does not make me happy! [04:16] ---     Wait, why do I have to dress like a girl?! [04:18] ---     Well, don't sweat the details. [04:21] ---     I will look after you now! [04:23] ---     Seek my attention all you like! [04:25] ---     I see... [04:26] ---     But what in the world should I do     to seek your attention? [04:28] ---     Oh, you're so dense! [04:31] ---     You know, call me "Dear Sister Nagi" [04:34] ---     and you just have to cry and cling to me. [04:36] ---     I-I see... [04:43] ---     Dear Sister Nagi! [04:44] ---     Ah, what's the matter? [04:47] ---     Dear Sister! [04:48] ---     You... SIGN    °Conceptual Footage [04:49] ---     ...insolent bastard! [04:54] ---     Taking advantage of the confusion     to do something perverted?! [04:56] ---     I don't recall raising you     to be such a naughty child! [04:59] ---     Please forgive me, Miss.     I mean, Dear Sister Nagi... [05:04] ---     Well, butler-in-debt?     Takin' care of Nagi's not easy, right? [05:09] ---     This is nothing unusual, though. [05:10] ---     I just can't get in the mood     because you're not a real child! [05:14] ---     A real child? [05:17] ---     That's right! [05:18] ---     This estate has lots of     out-of-the-way places and jungles [05:21] ---     where two or three children     could have easily strayed into! [05:23] ---     Hayate, go find children this instant! [05:26] ---     That is easy for you to say, but... [05:29] ---     I have things like this     prepared for you, too... [05:33] ---     U-Understood! [05:37] ---     She really is such a willful child. [05:39] ---     But I wonder what Hayate plans to do... [05:41] ---     She asked for real children, but... [05:43] ---     Well, if it comes down to it,     he'll just hafta kidnap 'em from somewhere. [05:48] ---     I have brought them! SIGN    WHAT?! [05:57] ---     What's goin' on?! Don't tell me     ya really kidnapped 'em! [06:00] ---     Y-You have the wrong idea!     Please calm down, Sakuya! [06:05] ---     Lost? [06:07] ---     Yes, they were wandering around the     gate, so I took them in for their safety. [06:11] ---     They're apparently on vacation     and became separated from their parents. [06:13] ---     It's not like they're Isumi.     Why'd they stray into a place like this? [06:18] ---     At any rate, we should call the police. [06:22] ---     Nooo! [06:24] ---     Oh, dear. They may not like it, but... [06:27] ---     There is nothing to be scared of. [06:28] ---     It's not as if he police will     suddenly attack you with an Ingram. [06:32] ---     Take that! [06:33] ---     They won't mobilize Special     Vehicles Section 2 for lost kids! [06:37] ---     What does it matter? [06:39] ---     Miss? [06:42] ---     We just happened to be     in need of children anyway. [06:44] ---     We will look after them for a while. [06:46] ---     Ya moron! They're not pets, ya know! [06:48] ---     There's no way ya can just... [06:51] ---     Thank you, very rich big sister! [06:53] ---     Rich big sister! [06:55] ---     Ah, you guys are cute. What are your names? [06:59] ---     I'm Itsuki! [07:00] ---     I'm Shunji! [07:01] ---     Nice to meet you, very rich big sister! [07:04] ---     Hayate, it seems I have a knack     for it that makes children like me! [07:08] ---     Uh-huh... [07:12] ---     But their parents are sure     to be worried by now. [07:16] ---     Oh, that's not a problem. [07:18] ---     Summon the SP Unit! [07:20] ---     Yes, ma'am! [07:22] ---     Listen up! [07:22] ---     On the honor of the Sanzenin family SP Unit, [07:25] ---     find the parents of these     two brothers, no matter what! [07:28] ---     Yes, ma'am! [07:47] ---     Just you wait. [07:49] ---     I'll get you back     to your parents in no time. [07:51] ---     Th-Thank you, but you can take your time. [07:54] ---     We're not in a big hurry. [07:56] ---     Starting now, you two     are my little brothers! [07:59] ---     I'll look after you with plenty of care! [08:01] ---     Really?! [08:02] ---     What are you going to do     for us, rich big sister? [08:05] ---     Now, now, you are to address me     as Dear Sister Nagi. [08:08] ---     Yes, Dear Sister Nagi! [08:11] ---     What is the matter, Sakuya? [08:14] ---     Ow! [08:15] ---     Oh, I just had somethin' on my mind. [08:18] ---     Y-You didn't have to hit me... [08:23] ---     Now, then... [08:25] ---     While I said I would look after them, [08:28] ---     what in the world am I supposed to do? [08:30] ---     Dear Sister Nagi, how much is this vase? [08:32] ---     Huh? That's at best about 10 million. [08:37] ---     Hey, what about this painting? [08:39] ---     That's probably no more     than 30 million, too. [08:41] ---     Awesome! [08:42] ---     Hey, Nagi. [08:44] ---     What is it, Saku? [08:45] ---     I'm gonna leave somethin'     of mine here for a bit. [08:47] ---     I don't mind. [08:49] ---     It's a treasure of mine that's worth     way more than yer ordinary junk, [08:53] ---     so don't ya dare touch it. [08:55] ---     I don't really have any     interest in your belongings. [08:59] ---     Well, I'll leave it in yer care. [09:04] ---     All right! [09:05] ---     Now, I'll show you guys     even more amazing treasures! [09:09] ---     Treasures? [09:11] ---     We wanna see! [09:14] ---     There, read whatever book you like! [09:18] ---     This is treasure? [09:20] ---     What's wrong? [09:21] ---     They're all über-rare doujinshis. [09:26] ---     I feel like she isn't     doing anything different [09:29] ---     from what she usually does alone... [09:30] ---     Indeed. [09:32] ---     It seems you guys still don't understand. SIGN    Can't show it, even on DVD [09:34] ---     Look! This book is said to be     one of only 200 copies in the world [09:38] ---     and it contains the mythical     final chapter of YuYu Hakusho... [09:41] ---     Ya moron! [09:43] ---     What did you do that for, Saku?! [09:45] ---     How is this lookin' after 'em?! [09:47] ---     Yer dealin' with little kids here!     There're better things to do! [09:50] ---     For example, read a picture book to them. [09:52] ---     What? What a pain... [09:54] ---     Don't make the sort of face     that kids'll wanna copy. [09:56] ---     Besides, this room     is dedicated to doujinshis! [09:59] ---     Of course, there aren't any books     for young children! [10:01] ---     Ya got it all wrong! [10:02] ---     If ya don't give 'em things     that kids are more likely to enjoy, [10:04] ---     what's the point?! [10:05] ---     Things kids are likely to enjoy? [10:07] ---     I know! Do you guys like animals? [10:10] ---     Animals? [10:12] ---     We like them! [10:14] ---     Rarr... [10:15] ---     What's wrong? You said you liked     animals, so I brought him here. [10:19] ---     Go on, play with him. [10:21] ---     Um, there's the danger that they     might get eaten before they can play... [10:25] ---     Indeed. [10:26] ---     Ya moron! [10:28] ---     Why do you keep doing that, Saku?! [10:30] ---     Ya guys wanna hurry up     and get outta this room, right? [10:33] ---     We do, we do! [10:34] ---     Sheesh, you guys are so spoiled. [10:37] ---     Then, next, we'll go to the game room... [10:38] ---     Hold it! [10:39] ---     Rather than stayin' inside,     it's better for li'l kids to play outside! [10:42] ---     Don't just decide that! [10:43] ---     I said I would look after these guys... [10:46] ---     Outside is good! [10:47] ---     We'll play outside! [10:49] ---     Wha?! [10:50] ---     Majority rule. It's settled. [10:56] ---     Too rich for my blood.     (Takou te kanawanwa.) [11:00] ---     Wahoo! Wahoo!     (Wahooi! Wahooi!) [11:05] ---     Oh, hey! [11:12] ---     I'm a proudly independent     online game warrior. [11:14] ---     Why must I play a Showa era game like this? [11:17] ---     Sheesh, ya really have no stamina, do ya? [11:20] ---     Shut up! And you're     the one who suggested this! [11:22] ---     Why are you taking it so easy?! [11:24] ---     Hey! [11:25] ---     Haha! Nagi, you slowpoke! [11:27] ---     We dare you to come get us! [11:29] ---     Damn them... Returning my     kindness with ingratitude... [11:32] ---     Call me Dear Sister! [11:34] ---     Miss, shall I take your place? [11:36] ---     Mind your own business! [11:39] ---     I'll catch you guys for sure! [11:41] ---     Yay! [11:42] ---     One! Two... [11:44] ---     She really is competitive, isn't she? [11:46] ---     Well, it's very like her, though. [11:48] ---     She hasn't changed one bit. [11:51] ---     She used to be extremely     shy 'round strangers. [11:53] ---     She didn't even talk     to me much to begin with. [11:56] ---     Well, she was surrounded     by adults who were after her fortune, [12:00] ---     so it's no surprise. [12:09] ---     Yo! [12:10] ---     Hey, wanna go play explorers? [12:13] ---     What? [12:14] ---     Th-That's okay... [12:15] ---     Well, just c'mon. [12:18] ---     It was slow goin', but she eventually     started playin' with everyone... [12:22] ---     I had no idea. [12:24] ---     Ninety-nine! One hundred! [12:26] ---     All right! SIGN    Sanzenin Roadblock [12:35] ---     Wh-What could this be? [12:37] ---     Hello. [12:40] ---     Might you be one of their parents? [12:43] ---     Parents...? [12:45] ---     Oh, please! I don't have any children! [12:48] ---     I mean, forget about even going     that far with the guy I like, [12:51] ---     about all we've done is hold hands. [12:53] ---     Oh, and resting his head in my lap. [12:55] ---     Wait... [12:55] ---     Look what you made me say! [13:01] ---     I-In front of Ogikubo Station. [13:03] ---     Still have not identified     anyone fitting the description... [13:06] ---     Over. [13:07] ---     Not here in front of Mitaka Station. [13:09] ---     Not here are Oizumigakuen! [13:11] ---     Not here in Anime Town, Kami-igusa! [13:13] ---     Darn it! Find them! Find them! [13:15] ---     Go over every train station     with a fine tooth comb! [13:20] ---     Whew! I'm tired! [13:23] ---     That was fun! [13:25] ---     How 'bout it? Feels good     to play outside, too, doesn't it? [13:29] ---     Humph! I was not playing.     I was only looking after these guys. [13:34] ---     But... [13:36] ---     It really must be nice to have siblings... [13:40] ---     Nagi... [13:41] ---     All right! [13:43] ---     I'm going to do this! [13:43] ---     I feel like I can do good this time! [13:46] ---     What?! Don't tell me... [13:49] ---     Dear Sister Nagi will now     cook a fantastic feast! [13:53] ---     Ooh! [13:54] ---     Miss, are you going to be okay? [13:56] ---     Perhaps we should help you, too... [13:58] ---     Ah-ah! No need to worry! [14:01] ---     I won't mess up again like last time. [14:03] ---     You guys be good and wait, all right? [14:05] ---     Okay! [14:09] ---     All right, it's done. [14:11] ---     Itsuki, Shunji, thanks for waiting. [14:13] ---     Ooh! [14:15] ---     Uh, hold on a second. [14:18] ---     Here, say, "Ah." [14:26] ---     Oh, I was afraid of that... [14:27] ---     Miss, are you all right? [14:29] ---     I am fine, Hayate! [14:31] ---     I cannot allow something     like this to defeat me. [14:33] ---     On my honor as the next     head of the Sanzenin family! [14:36] ---     Hey, let's go. [14:37] ---     Fighting spirit alone will     not improve your cooking. [14:37] ---     What? Okay... [14:40] ---     I'll help you, too. [14:42] ---     Okay... Thanks. [14:44] ---     Good grief. [14:48] ---     Oh? Where did those kids go? [15:02] ---     She said this contained     really valuable treasure. [15:05] ---     Hey, Bro, let's not do this.     What we're doing is bad. [15:09] ---     What are you saying, now that we're here?! [15:11] ---     We finally snuck into a filthy rich house! [15:14] ---     B-But... [15:15] ---     I figured it was somethin' like this. [15:17] ---     I got a big whiff of somethin' shady     goin' on right from the get go. [15:21] ---     Well, it's nothin' to me     if ya steal that cheap stuff from me. [15:24] ---     But ya know... [15:26] ---     ...if ya make my partner cry,     I'll never forgive ya! [15:29] ---     Sh-She's scary! [15:34] ---     Hey! [15:36] ---     What in the world...? [15:37] ---     Hold it right there! [15:41] ---     What's going on, Sakuya? [15:43] ---     We can talk later. Let's go after 'em! [15:45] ---     A-All right! SIGN    By Nagi Sanzenin [15:50] ---     What do you think? [15:54] ---     Maria! [15:56] ---     You did very well. [15:58] ---     Hey! It's done for real this time! [16:02] ---     Huh? Where are Itsuki and Shunji? [16:04] ---     Come to think of it, Hayate's gone, too. [16:06] ---     I never imagined those kids would... [16:08] ---     They probably got their reasons, [16:10] ---     but they got away before     I could press 'em for answers. [16:16] ---     Maria! [16:17] ---     What's going on, you two? In such a hurry... [16:20] ---     The thing is... [16:21] ---     Did something happen, Saku? [16:23] ---     N-Nagi?! [16:24] ---     Um, it turns out that those kids... [16:26] ---     Moron! Don't say that! [16:27] ---     Those kids? Has something     happened to Itsuki and Shunji?! [16:31] ---     Y-Ya see, those guys... [16:33] ---     A robber got into the residence just earlier     and kidnapped those two! [16:37] ---     What?! [16:47] ---     Maria, Itsuki and Shunji     are all right, aren't they? [16:50] ---     They'll come back for sure, right? [16:52] ---     Don't worry. The security robots     will be sure to find the robber. [16:57] ---     We gotta find 'em before     the security robots spot 'em! [17:00] ---     Sakuya, why did you do that earlier? [17:03] ---     Nagi'd be hurt if she learned the truth. [17:06] ---     Sakuya... [17:07] ---     And besides, I'm worried 'bout them, too. [17:14] ---     What should we do? Things have     gotten really crazy somehow. [17:17] ---     They'll probably turn us over to the police. [17:22] ---     Intruders detected! Intruders detected! [17:25] ---     Bro! [17:30] ---     Are we done for?! [17:31] ---     Stop! [17:35] ---     Makita! Kunieda! [17:51] ---     Are you two both all right? [17:54] ---     Y-Yeah... [17:55] ---     Good grief. [17:57] ---     Ya guys, not a word 'bout this to anyone. [18:00] ---     We're sorry. We'll give this back. [18:02] ---     So please don't turn us over to the police. [18:05] ---     Don't worry. I won't hand ya     guys over to the police. [18:09] ---     Really?! [18:11] ---     Yeah, and ya guys can have that, too. [18:13] ---     Keep it as a souvenir. [18:15] ---     What? But... [18:16] ---     This is an incredible treasure, right? [18:19] ---     Try openin' it up. [18:34] ---     Saku, what happened?! Did you find them?! [18:37] ---     Man, I had it all wrong.     They weren't kidnapped. [18:41] ---     What? [18:42] ---     Then... [18:43] ---     Itsuki and Shunji's     parents came to get them. [18:47] ---     What?! [18:48] ---     Seems they had some business they     suddenly had to rush home for. [18:52] ---     They said they wanted to say good-bye to ya, [18:55] ---     but they apparently didn't     even have time for that. [18:57] ---     Oh, my, how sudden. [18:59] ---     I see. [19:01] ---     But they found their parents then. [19:03] ---     I'm glad. [19:05] ---     Miss... [19:09] ---     Cheer up, Nagi. [19:11] ---     Saku... [19:12] ---     You've got us, remember? [19:20] ---     Right! [19:21] ---     It's doubtful the Sanzenin Miss     will ever battle loneliness again [19:24] ---     or so it seemed on this long autumn night. [19:29] ---     Next time, they will fight a super butler,     who looks somewhat familiar. SIGN    National Kiddy Comedy Competition [19:39] ---     Why the heck?! [19:40] ---     Give it a rest already! [19:42] ---     Why the heck?! [19:43] ---     Give it a rest already! [19:43] ---     Go for it! Become popular entertainers! [19:44] ---     Why the heck?! [19:45] ---     Rake it in and escape from poverty! [19:46] ---     Give it a rest already! [19:50] ---     Mistress Kuzuha, the autumn is deepening. SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle [19:58] ---     Yes, indeed. My appetite     refuses to be quieted. [20:01] ---     I agree, Mistress Kuzuha. [20:04] ---     Come forth, Mysterious     Butler of Darkness No. 3! [20:08] ---     Make Hayate Ayasaki... [20:11] ---     ...one of us! [20:13] ---     It's a dead heat! This is getting exciting! [20:16] ---     Speed! Energy! [20:18] ---     The motor passionately     drives the four wheels! SIGN    National Mini 4WD Grand Prix [20:21] ---     That's the fastest hobby     there is, the Mini 4WD! [20:23] ---     Don't lose! Tear it up! My Emperor! [20:26] ---     This is nothing! The next corner     will be the true battle! [20:29] ---     I have to get to the bottom     of this ridiculous situation today! [20:32] ---     Uh, um, who in the world... [20:35] ---     Hmph! Time to dash! [20:37] ---     I'm Mysterious Butler of Darkness Mini 4WD! [20:39] ---     I have come to defeat you     at the request of a certain person! [20:42] ---     "M-Mysterious"? [20:44] ---     O-Oh, so that's the premise... [20:47] ---     Uh, um, so who is this "certain person"? [20:51] ---     Do you want to know? It's... [20:53] ---     Uh-oh! This is a bad situation for them! [20:59] ---     There's a storm raging across the course! [21:01] ---     At this rate, both vehicles     will be thrown off the course! [21:05] ---     At this rate... [21:08] ---     Go! [21:17] ---     Goal! [21:18] ---     Hayate Ayasaki's machine,     the Hayate Magnum, is in first place! [21:21] ---     I did it! [21:23] ---     Damn it! [21:27] ---     I'll win the next race for sure! SIGN    You Are Today's Champion!! [21:31] ---     Congratulations, Hayate Ayasaki! [21:33] ---     Thank you very much! [21:38] ---     Huh? [21:40] ---     I ended up dancing to their tune again. [21:42] ---     But there's one thing I've figured out. [21:44] ---     Someone... [21:45] ---     Someone is out to get me! [21:47] ---     What the heck are you saying     after all this time? SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle      The End [21:51] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:53] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:57] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:06] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:25] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:37] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:42] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:54] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:55] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:05] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:08] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi [23:25] ---     Ayumu Nishizawa's Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:28] ---     Hey, there, it's Ayumu Nishizawa.     I hope you've all been well. [23:31] ---     I've been put in charge of this     segment for a while to come. [23:35] ---     Don't you think this song is a great song? [23:37] ---     It's totally like "wavering maiden", right? [23:39] ---     I'd love it if you all memorized it     and sang it at karaoke! [23:41] ---     I don't know if it'll     get distributed, though. [23:45] ---     You're the thieving hamster! [23:46] ---     Oh, right, you're our guest today. [23:48] ---     I heard that I'd get to see     Hayate if I came here... [23:50] ---     He said he was going to     be late today. Too bad. [23:53] ---     Crushed! [23:53] ---     Bye-bye! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     It seems Isumi is headed for this estate. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     And she's coming alone! [24:01] ---     Alone? [24:03] ---     Please, help us! [24:05] ---     Crap! This is bad! [24:07] ---     Hallucinatin' in the middle of town is bad! [24:09] ---     Calm down, Sakuya.     This fish is not a hallucination. [24:14] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:15] ---     "Devil Hunter Welcome     Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin". [24:15] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler     Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin [24:18] ---     Wait, who in the world is     that afro-ish person? [24:20] ---     Did you know? [24:21] ---     I hear Nabeshin can't eat     things that are too hot. 32 - Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:20] ---     Hayate has been rather low on sleep lately. [00:23] ---     The reason for that... is a bit like this. [00:43] ---     I love you, Brenda. [00:49] ---     Why are you here?! Why did you     wake me?! Why try to seduce me?! [00:57] ---     Wh-What the?! [00:59] ---     Don't look at me like I look delicious! [01:03] ---     I'm going to be eaten! [01:05] ---     Stop! Don't eat me! [01:06] ---     I'm an afro. [01:08] ---     I won't taste good! [01:09] ---     I'm an afro. [01:10] ---     I'm bland! [01:12] ---     I'm an afro. [01:12] ---     Wait, it's a dream! [01:14] ---     I'm an afro. [01:16] ---     It seems kind of afro-ish... [01:17] ---     Afro... [01:18] ---     Wait, what?! [01:21] ---     An afro?! [01:30] ---     Pardon me for interrupting your nifty scene, [01:32] ---     but who are you showing off for     and what are you showing off? [01:34] ---     Oh, this way! [01:35] ---     More like, who? [01:36] ---     Nabeshin! He looks good in an afro. [01:39] ---     Nabeshin! He apparently     owns four red jackets. [01:43] ---     Nabeshin! An immature director, [01:45] ---     who was invited by Kawaguchi     and shamelessly came on the show. [01:48] ---     Nabeshin! Creates     opportunities for tons of jabs! [01:50] ---     The number of women he's done is... [01:52] ---     Or rather, this is an awfully old intro. [01:55] ---     That's news to me! [01:57] ---     This is our current intro. [01:59] ---     That's news to me! [02:00] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [02:03] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [02:09] ---     Huh, so this is the current intro. [02:12] ---     I want a redo using this. [02:13] ---     It's a lot of work to reanimate, you know! [02:16] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [02:18] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:21] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:27] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [02:32] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [02:37] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [02:43] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [02:49] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [02:54] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [02:59] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [03:05] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [03:10] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [03:13] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [03:16] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [03:21] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [03:24] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [03:27] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [03:45] ---     Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi,     and Nabeshin [03:50] ---     Um, the episode title screen is over... [03:52] ---     What? Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay... [03:55] ---     Then I guess I'll do this.     And ignore the script. [03:57] ---     It's hard to tell     if he's motivated or not... [04:00] ---     I'll be turning 43 this year.     So what about it?! SIGN    Mystery Woman [04:05] ---     The machine clinging to my legs     cries out! It's a Walther P38! [04:09] ---     C-Could it possibly be...?! [04:10] ---     Hayate Ayasaki... [04:13] ---     Was that right, Mikako? [04:15] ---     Something like that, Director. [04:17] ---     It seems sort of fated     that everything's going to vanish. [04:20] ---     Time for you to go! [04:21] ---     That's from Ame-Yoko, isn't it? [04:23] ---     What? H-How did you know that? [04:25] ---     There's a Nakata and     Company's label on the grip. [04:28] ---     What? F-For real? [04:29] ---     Wait, you're right. Looks so cheap! [04:32] ---     Nakata and Company is... [04:34] ---     But I'm still shooting you! SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle [04:35] ---     Listen to the narration! [04:41] ---     So what if I can't handle hot food?! [04:44] ---     A-Are you serious?! [04:47] ---     He's fast! Or actually, he's crazy! SIGN    Escape [04:50] ---     Um, what are you doing? [04:52] ---     Oh, sorry, storyboard deadline.     And we're cutting it next week. [04:56] ---     Storyboards for anime? [04:58] ---     Basically. [04:59] ---     Oh, I never introduced myself. SIGN    Director Shinichi Watanabe SIGN    Address: 29-29 Nerima Town,     Nerima City, Nerima Prefecture [05:01] ---     It's supposedly a pretty rare business card. [05:04] ---     "Shinichi Watanabe". "Nabeshin" for short... [05:07] ---     Yup, yup. Directing anime and voice     performances is my main occupation. [05:11] ---     Being a butler's a part-time job,     so don't disturb me. [05:14] ---     Disturb you? But you're     the one who started... [05:16] ---     And he falls asleep now?! [05:18] ---     Mr. Nabeshin, please wake up!     Don't sleep like a log on the show! [05:22] ---     Oh, sorry. I didn't get     any sleep again last night. [05:25] ---     An all-nighter? [05:26] ---     Last night, on a park swing... [05:28] ---     Why is it Kawaguchi?! [05:30] ---     The thing that's wrong     with Kawaguchi is that... SIGN    Ecstasy [05:32] ---     I never asked to hear about Mr. Kawaguchi. SIGN    Topple [05:40] ---     Mr. Nabeshin, what is it now?! [05:42] ---     I-I'm hungry. [05:45] ---     Working night after night in the park? [05:48] ---     Apparently. [05:49] ---     And an afro for no purpose... [05:50] ---     It really is for no purpose. [05:52] ---     In this day and age,     he's like a protected species. [05:55] ---     Uh-huh... [05:56] ---     I must safeguard him. [05:58] ---     What?! That's where this is going?! [06:00] ---     Seconds! [06:01] ---     Yes, yes, don't worry about weight gain     and eat as much as you like. [06:05] ---     Don't trouble yourself on my account! [06:06] ---     May I ask for one more thing? [06:08] ---     Once more, please. [06:09] ---     May I invite my wife and kid, too?! [06:11] ---     Y-Yes, you may. [06:13] ---     They're already wolfing it down     before you even said that! [06:15] ---     Don't trouble yourself on our account! [06:17] ---     Thanks for the food. [06:18] ---     You finished that food amazingly quickly. [06:20] ---     That was yum-yum. [06:22] ---     The dessert is yum-yum, too. [06:23] ---     Yum-yum! [06:25] ---     She was my kind of maid. Where did she go? [06:27] ---     Do you mean Maria? [06:29] ---     She's busy with a lot of things, so... [06:31] ---     As thanks for the meal, [06:33] ---     I was going to show her the DVD     of us on "Welcome Newly-Weds!" [06:37] ---     We weren't newly-weds at the time, though. [06:40] ---     You can at least watch it, Hayate. [06:42] ---     I don't care about something like that. [06:43] ---     What do you mean "something like that"?! [06:45] ---     I-I'm busy with a lot     of things to do, so bye! [06:48] ---     Hold on, Hayate! [06:49] ---     Please explain regarding "something     like that" in the Kansai dialect. [06:52] ---     I'm gonna getcha! [06:54] ---     I'm sorry! [06:55] ---     Hayate had the following thought... [06:57] ---     I can't put up with this anymore! [06:58] ---     I don't want this! You can't! I reject it! [06:59] ---     And this is one of my shows. [07:00] ---     So mean! No fair! Slow! How far?! [07:01] ---     It brings back memories! [07:04] ---     Shoot! I'm dancing to their tune! [07:06] ---     Isn't this enough already?! [07:08] ---     And this is the bucket-shaped     washing machine we won on the show. [07:12] ---     So useless! [07:14] ---     What is the big idea here? [07:15] ---     Whoever gets away with it wins, Kobayashi! [07:17] ---     I'll do it! Backwards! [07:19] ---     It's no use. At this rate,     never mind the residence, [07:19] ---     Lululu, Excel! [07:22] ---     this entire anime is     going to get taken over. [07:22] ---     Lalala, Excel! [07:24] ---     All right, I'll say it! [07:25] ---     I'm sorry. [07:26] ---     What? [07:27] ---     Please forgive my husband. [07:29] ---     Please. [07:30] ---     What? [07:31] ---     Just as tuna will die     if they're not continually swimming, [07:34] ---     my husband can't survive     unless he's continually in the spotlight. [07:38] ---     How unfortunate... [07:39] ---     This is not exactly by way of an apology, SIGN    Nabeshin SIGN    Desktop Calendar [07:42] ---     but please take these. [07:43] ---     What are these things? [07:45] ---     These are trifling things, but... [07:47] ---     They're my husband's Comiket goods. [07:49] ---     Y-You're giving them to me? [07:51] ---     Please buy them. At retail price. [07:53] ---     I don't want them! I mean, ma'am! [07:55] ---     I'm outta here! [07:56] ---     I said that enough is enough     is enough is enough! [08:00] ---     Hayate. [08:02] ---     Look, look. [08:03] ---     Please leave! [08:06] ---     Tama! [08:07] ---     Meow! [08:08] ---     Thank you for having us! [08:12] ---     To hell with afros... To hell with afros... [08:15] ---     Hayate...? [08:17] ---     Another afro?! [08:19] ---     It's a wig, though. [08:20] ---     Hayate! I said, Hayate! [08:20] ---     She's been calling for you for a while now. [08:23] ---     Thank you for your kindness! [08:25] ---     It seems Isumi is heading over here. [08:28] ---     What? Isumi is? [08:30] ---     That's right. And she's coming alone! SIGN    Iz A Shopping Arcade [08:33] ---     Alone? [08:35] ---     That's right. [08:36] ---     Members of Isumi's household     informed me, so there's no mistake. SIGN    Iz Headed Ur Way [08:39] ---     Where am I? [08:39] ---     But Isumi... [08:40] ---     ...gets so terribly lost every single time. [08:41] ---     Where am I? [08:43] ---     Where am I? [08:45] ---     She knows she'll get lost,     so why does she always go out alone? [08:50] ---     That's easy! [08:51] ---     She actually thinks     of herself as a reliable person. [08:54] ---     I shall be fine next time. SIGN    Glint [08:55] ---     That's what she thinks. [08:57] ---     What?! [08:59] ---     But she always ends up     getting lost anyway. [09:01] ---     That's why she's oddly... you know. [09:03] ---     "You know"? [09:05] ---     She's stubborn. [09:06] ---     I am an oddly stubborn person. [09:12] ---     Where am I? [09:14] ---     She had gotten lost, as always. [09:14] ---     Oh, dear. Oh, dear. [09:16] ---     I am in trouble. I am in trouble, [09:18] ---     but I shall be fine today! SIGN    Glint SIGN    Ta-da [09:21] ---     Why? Because I have a cell phone with me. [09:24] ---     If I use this, it will tell me where I am now     and what path I should take. [09:34] ---     And the girl thought... [09:36] ---     "There is nowhere to punch in numbers! [09:36] ---     Stare... [09:38] ---     "The latest and greatest cell phone! [09:39] ---     "With a 240 megapixel camera     with shake reduction [09:40] ---     Stare... [09:41] ---     "and a 1seg receiver. [09:43] ---     "And it apparently has     the ability to play music, [09:45] ---     "but no buttons! [09:46] ---     "Come to think of it,     it looks like it might open... [09:49] ---     "Yes! Open! It opens! This is     something that undoubtedly opens!" [09:58] ---     Open sesame! [10:00] ---     Open sesame-sesame! [10:02] ---     Open sesame and salt! [10:07] ---     This cell phone is broken... [10:09] ---     It's yer head that's broken! [10:13] ---     S-Sakuya... That hurt... [10:15] ---     Why the heck?! Why can't     ya open a cell phone?! [10:18] ---     What are you, Kars?!     Have ya stopped thinkin'?! [10:21] ---     Kars is... SIGN    Boom [10:25] ---     Isumin Kick!     (Isumin kikku!) [10:27] ---     Sniff, sniff, smoked egg smells good.     (Kun-kun kun-tama ii nioi.) [10:31] ---     I swear! Ya play the dummy     to the hilt all day long. [10:34] ---     So? What the heck are ya doin' here? [10:37] ---     I am not telling someone who smacks     people's heads with paper fans. [10:41] ---     Eh? [10:42] ---     Incidentally, if it's Nagi's     house, it's over that way. [10:45] ---     I-I was just about to head     that way as well... [10:48] ---     Ah, sorry 'bout that. [10:50] ---     But... [10:52] ---     Will ya be able to get there? [10:54] ---     A missy who can't even use a cell phone [10:57] ---     and has zero sense of direction... [11:01] ---     Well, don't ya worry.     I'll make sure ya get there. [11:05] ---     I-I do not really need your help to... [11:08] ---     Yeah, okay, okay. I get it, I get it. [11:11] ---     Please help! [11:12] ---     I get it, I get it. [11:20] ---     Crap... Crap... This is bad! [11:23] ---     Please, help us! [11:28] ---     Splish-splash! [11:30] ---     Crap! This is bad! [11:31] ---     Hallucinatin' in the middle of town is bad! [11:33] ---     For the sake of us     boys 'n girls' bright future, [11:36] ---     this kinda immorality     shouldn't be permitted! [11:39] ---     Calm down, Sakuya. [11:41] ---     This fish is not a hallucination. [11:44] ---     What? But ya don't see 'em at the fish shop. [11:46] ---     He is a kind of land god. [11:47] ---     A "land god"? [11:49] ---     He is harmless. [11:51] ---     But... [11:52] ---     Truly what I would expect     of the famed Lady Isumi! [11:54] ---     Color me surprised! [11:55] ---     So? How may I help you? [11:57] ---     Yes, the truth is... [12:00] ---     We would like your help     in defeating a monster. [12:02] ---     Defeating a monster? [12:04] ---     Isn't he a monster?! [12:06] ---     Goodness, no! [12:07] ---     A monster has been ravaging our pond lately     and we are at our wits' end! [12:11] ---     Truly, we feel as doomed     as a carp on a cutting board! [12:15] ---     Just kidding. [12:16] ---     Let's go Isumi. [12:18] ---     This place'll also be swallowed     up by the Sea of Decay soon. [12:20] ---     A god who says such worthless     things can just go 'n perish. [12:23] ---     Oh, please! [12:25] ---     Wait, Sakuya. [12:26] ---     A monster formidable enough     to trouble the land... [12:29] ---     Even if he is a "worthless god", [12:31] ---     A worthless god?! [12:33] ---     it still bothers me. [12:34] ---     Even if he's mad worthless? [12:35] ---     Even if he is mad worthless! [12:37] ---     Thank you very much! [12:39] ---     Some of the remarks were hurtful,     but that aside, thank you very much! [12:42] ---     Lighthearted afro... [12:44] ---     Wonderful afro... [12:45] ---     What's with that tedious afro? [12:47] ---     Please rewatch the first half later. [12:47] ---     Full-bodied afro... [12:49] ---     Still, as always, Isumi is late... [12:52] ---     Um, shall I go check on her? [12:55] ---     I suppose... Then, I'm sorry,     but I'll be counting on you. [12:58] ---     Isumi is delicate, [13:01] ---     so I'm worried that she may be     getting hassled by some weirdo. [13:04] ---     Ya sure got hassled by a weirdo... [13:07] ---     Though, I kinda knew ya     had a strange power... [13:12] ---     Is it 'cause these monsters're always     hasslin' ya that yer always gettin' lost? [13:16] ---     I suppose... I think I get     hassled maybe 2-3 times a year. [13:20] ---     Then that's not it! [13:21] ---     But he is not a monster, you know. [13:23] ---     What? [13:24] ---     He is a land god. A fairy born     out of nature, if you will. [13:27] ---     Callin' somethin' like this a "fairy" [13:29] ---     totally ruins the image     for the like of Tinker Bell. [13:31] ---     Then what're monsters? [13:33] ---     Monsters are beings that have     attained supernatural powers. [13:36] ---     Beings that've attained supernatural powers? [13:37] ---     For example, they say that if a cat     licks lamp oil every night for 20 years, [13:42] ---     it attains supernatural powers     and becomes a goblin cat. [13:44] ---     I see... [13:45] ---     And people, too. [13:46] ---     If they attain supernatural powers     somehow, they become ogres. [13:50] ---     Beings who have thus attained     such powers are called "monsters". [13:53] ---     Then, the monster that's     troublin' him is also...? [13:55] ---     Yes. [13:57] ---     Considering he is a carp, [13:58] ---     it is probably the koi herpes virus,     which has been rampant lately, [14:01] ---     attaining supernatural powers     to become a monster... [14:03] ---     We will call it... [14:04] ---     ...the Koi Herpes Monster! [14:06] ---     What the hell's up with that?! [14:07] ---     Hey, you! [14:08] ---     Carp? [14:09] ---     What did the Koi Herpes Monster do to ya?! [14:11] ---     What did he do? Well... SIGN    Blush [14:14] ---     H-He turned me into live sashimi. [14:18] ---     Is that somethin' to blush     about?! Live sashimi?! [14:22] ---     It was when I was doing     synchronized swimming in the pond... [14:25] ---     And yer just gonna start     narratin' the flashback?! [14:27] ---     Carpassion synchro-, love-nized... [14:33] ---     What are you doing?! No! Nooo! [14:36] ---     Stop! Don't be so rough!     Don't force my skin off! [14:40] ---     What did I just say?! [14:42] ---     Whoops, I forgot the wasabi. [14:44] ---     Wasabi. Wasabi. [14:45] ---     This is my chance! [14:46] ---     Now's my chance to run!     Right now, I can get away! [14:49] ---     Though I'm not quite full-fleshed! [14:50] ---     So the Koi Herpes Monster bastard     tried to eat ya with wasabi? [14:55] ---     De-fin-itely. [14:56] ---     What a bastard. [14:57] ---     If it were me, I'd definitely     do carp cooked in miso soup. [15:01] ---     Nooo! Don't! [15:04] ---     Anything but that!     Please have mercy... [15:07] ---     Quit doin' synchronized     swimmin' in the carp miso soup! [15:09] ---     More like, ya like synchronized     swimmin' that much?! [15:11] ---     Ya in love with it?! Ya just can't stop?! [15:14] ---     A bit... [15:15] ---     Even so, he is technically a land god,     so the paper fan is a bit... [15:19] ---     Visually, it evokes domestic violence, too, [15:20] ---     so you may suffer divine retribution... [15:22] ---     But don't ya think she'd like it? [15:24] ---     What? [15:24] ---     If ya tell Nagi 'bout this,     she could use it as material for her manga. [15:28] ---     I cannot do that. [15:29] ---     Huh? Why not? It's funny. [15:32] ---     Ya don't come across     stories like this every day. [15:35] ---     Nagi is excessively terrified of the dark.     I could never tell her this. [15:42] ---     Come to think of it, when did she     become so scared of the dark? [15:46] ---     I didn't think she was so bad     with it way back when. [15:51] ---     So, something did happen, huh? [15:54] ---     I never intended... [15:56] ---     ...to make her cry like that. [16:04] ---     I'm scared! [16:06] ---     I'm scared! [16:12] ---     That is why I will never hurt     a friend of mine ever again. [16:19] ---     That's quite a grand     resolution, little girl! [16:22] ---     Th-That voice! [16:25] ---     So he's... [16:26] ---     That's right! I'm the Koi Herpes Monster, [16:29] ---     who became a monster     by attaining supernatural powers. [16:31] ---     And my name is the Great Koi Herpes Monster! [16:35] ---     He's got the same exact     namin' sensibility as you. [16:38] ---     No, he tacked on a "Great". [16:41] ---     He is the one! He tried     to turn me into live sashimi! [16:44] ---     Or actually, he didn't try, he did! [16:45] ---     You think he can win against me, [16:47] ---     now that you brought     this person to help you?! [16:49] ---     Shuddup, Anpanman's enemy! [16:51] ---     I am not Anpanman's enemy! [16:53] ---     I am the Great Koi Herpes... [16:56] ---     Bye-bycteria! [16:58] ---     I am busy, so I will make this brief. [17:00] ---     Switching on work mode. [17:02] ---     Yer merciless when ya get like this. [17:07] ---     Crap! [17:09] ---     We can't have you underestimating us! [17:12] ---     Herpes! [17:20] ---     I see. He's a virus, so he multiplies. [17:24] ---     This is a large undertaking. [17:25] ---     Yeah. [17:26] ---     Then, I am going to use an enormous power, [17:29] ---     so you draw the attention of the enemy     while I do that, Sakuya. [17:31] ---     Huh?! [17:32] ---     Not to worry. Humans cannot     contract the koi herpes virus! SIGN    Twinkle [17:38] ---     "Twinkle"?! This isn't an issue     of if I can contract it or not, is it?! [17:41] ---     Or actually, ya just said     it all cool and stuff! [17:44] ---     I will never hurt a friend     of mine ever again. [17:47] ---     Ya said so! [17:48] ---     You are full of energy, so you will be fine. [17:50] ---     Ya moron! I'm pretty frail, too, ya know! [17:54] ---     Wait, where'd the Carp God go? [17:56] ---     Oh... [17:57] ---     Mr. Great Monster, Mr. Great Monster, [17:59] ---     they were just talking about you guys, [18:02] ---     saying, "Aren't they a rip-off     of the Black Devil on 'The Funnies'?" [18:07] ---     Ya fool! What're ya saying'?!     And I mean that in all kinds of ways! [18:09] ---     We aren't a rip-off! We were inspired by it! [18:12] ---     Like it matters! [18:14] ---     We're not letting you live,     no matter what it takes! [18:18] ---     And I get cornered in 4 scenes?! [18:20] ---     Die in another 2 scenes! [18:25] ---     Watch out! [18:29] ---     Butler-in-debt... [18:31] ---     Are you all right, Sakuya? [18:33] ---     Just what I would expect of my dear Hayate. [18:35] ---     He appears like a sudden gale     when there is someone in trouble. [18:39] ---     A new player, huh? [18:41] ---     But one additional kid won't matter... [18:43] ---     Huh? [18:44] ---     Who are these people, who look like     they're a rip-off of underling suits? [18:49] ---     We're not rip-offs! We're... [18:57] ---     So who are these weird people?! [19:00] ---     They're not people! They're monsters! [19:02] ---     The carp miso soup asked     Isumi to defeat 'em! [19:06] ---     Eat this! [19:07] ---     Super Letter M Straddle Combining! [19:16] ---     I also got cornered easily! [19:19] ---     We're in big trouble! [19:27] ---     Eight Leaves, Sixth Form... [19:29] ---     Isu...mi? [19:31] ---     ...Crush and Destroy. [19:40] ---     Th-This can't be... [19:43] ---     Then, was that strange incident also... [19:46] ---     ...Isumi's doing? [19:56] ---     Please keep this a secret from Nagi. [20:01] ---     Now, shall we go to Nagi's place? [20:04] ---     Yes! Wait, Isumi, it's this way. [20:09] ---     Sheesh, ya can never be too sure with ya. [20:15] ---     No live sashimi! No carp miso soup, either! [20:19] ---     Wait, it's over. [20:21] ---     Woohoo! Now I can go     synchronized swimming again! [20:26] ---     Do whatever you want. [20:28] ---     Ah! So you're finally here, Isumi. [20:30] ---     And Hayate, good work. [20:32] ---     What?! [20:33] ---     Yes, well... [20:34] ---     Bring everyone tea then. [20:36] ---     Yes, please leave it to me. [20:38] ---     Say, mind if I ask ya one thing? [20:41] ---     Ya know that thing ya did? [20:42] ---     With that power of yers, [20:43] ---     I think ya could've won     without me drawin' the enemy away. [20:46] ---     How 'bout it? [20:47] ---     Oh... [20:48] ---     I cannot tell someone who smacks     people's heads with paper fans. [20:52] ---     Wha?! Ya were still holdin'     that against me?! [20:55] ---     You give me far too much credit, Sakuya. [20:58] ---     Liar! [20:59] ---     Arg! The way ya said     that totally pisses me off! [21:02] ---     Those two get along well, don't they? [21:05] ---     Well, of course, they're friends. [21:07] ---     Why? Why?! [21:08] ---     I'm dissolvin' our friendship! [21:10] ---     This is good-bye!     I'm positively denyin' ya! [21:12] ---     Arg!!! [21:19] ---     Friends, huh? [21:21] ---     You are good, afro! [21:25] ---     You, too, Mr. Carp. [21:27] ---     Friends! [21:28] ---     That's right, you have to take good     care of your friends and afro hair. [21:32] ---     Next time, they will fight [21:33] ---     against another familiar-looking     super pretty-boy butler. [21:37] ---     Carp cooked in miso soup     with the sashimi I found! [21:41] ---     Thanks for the meal! [21:43] ---     I am Nabeshin, da-da-da! [21:46] ---     I look good in an afro, da-da-da! [21:50] ---     Whoever gets away with it wins. [21:50] ---     I hate tedious afros! [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:04] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:33] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:01] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:06] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate... SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi [23:28] ---     and Ayumu Nishizawa's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     Ooh, Yah, Tah! I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I am Ayumu Nishizawa. [23:36] ---     Miss Nishizawa, you have     appeared in every single episode, [23:38] ---     but we rarely get to     meet in the show, do we? [23:39] ---     I know! I envy you, Sanzenin. [23:41] ---     Even the poor hamster apparently has fans, [23:44] ---     so we've prepared a fan service scene today. [23:46] ---     It's a scene that really pushes the limit! [23:47] ---     What?! This is news to me! [23:49] ---     Hayate, you're not allowed to look! [23:50] ---     What?! That's easy for you to say, but... [23:52] ---     But we have no time,     so it'll have to wait until next time. [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     When it comes to autumn,     it's the season of culture. Right? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     So, next time will be the Hakuou     Academy culture fest episode. [24:05] ---     As members of the student council, [24:07] ---     we'll work hard to liven up     the culture fest, too! [24:09] ---     So, Hayata, we'll leave the rest to you! [24:12] ---     R-Right... [24:14] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:16] ---     "Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1". [24:17] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler     Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1 [24:18] ---     Did you know? [24:19] ---     In the old days, the saury was a fish     that was used only for oil extraction. 33 - Why?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 1 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:13] ---     Mistress Kuzuha, please reconsider     and give me a chance! [00:18] ---     The Modernistic Cast Iron Top Toy Butler! [00:21] ---     No, me, the Cyborg Wheeled Insect Butler! [00:24] ---     No, me, the Mountain Bike Combat Butler! [00:31] ---     No, to tell the truth,     I am a bit tired of this. [00:33] ---     Y-You can't mean that! [00:35] ---     Sion, as I recall, our school's     culture fest is coming up, is it not? [00:39] ---     Yes! Various groups are starting     to prepare their stalls as well. [00:42] ---     Like sweets shops. [00:44] ---     Then it is time to go snack plundering! [00:46] ---     Oh! [00:48] ---     One moment please! [00:50] ---     I, the second assassin of the "Mysterious     Butler – Non-Kids' Hobby Faction" [00:56] ---     will defeat Hayate Ayasaki. [01:00] ---     Do not make me repeat myself.     I said I have tired of this. [01:02] ---     I have a gift I would very much like     to present to you, Mistress Kuzuha. [01:09] ---     Oh! Those are from the cake shop featured     on that Admatic show the other day! [01:14] ---     Mm, you are quite good. Do as you like. [01:17] ---     Yes, Mistress. [01:19] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [01:23] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [01:29] ---     Read it backwards or forwards,     "KO-TO-KO" still reads as "KO-TO-KO"... [01:32] ---     Um, we're not forming a band     or anything, all right? [01:35] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:37] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:40] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:46] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:51] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:56] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [02:02] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [02:08] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [02:13] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [02:18] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [02:24] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [02:29] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:32] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:35] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:40] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:43] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:46] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [03:04] ---     Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1 [03:12] ---     It's done! I managed to     finish it just in time somehow. SIGN    2007 Hakuou Academy Culture Fest [03:19] ---     All right. [03:20] ---     Today, I am definitely getting back     to the estate to see the Miss. [03:23] ---     Oh? Hayata, where are you going? [03:26] ---     The school building is that way, you know. [03:27] ---     What? [03:28] ---     Festival loving Miss     Committee Chairman, Red! [03:31] ---     Vice Chairman, Blue! [03:33] ---     Disciplinary committee member, Black! [03:34] ---     Together, the three of us are... [03:36] ---     ...the student body council! [03:38] ---     Come shake our hands     at the culture fest hall! SIGN    Ooh! [03:45] ---     G-Good morning. [03:48] ---     I never imagined you would really     complete the arch overnight. [03:51] ---     Yes, it was worth it for us to twiddle     our thumbs until the last minute [03:54] ---     before we begged you for help. [03:56] ---     If we hadn't made it on time, we     would've gotten a real earful from Hina. [04:01] ---     Well, I'm glad we were able to     salvage the situation somehow. [04:04] ---     I need to get going now... [04:06] ---     What? [04:07] ---     Hey, where do you think you're going? [04:09] ---     We still need you to do     work in the classroom, too. [04:12] ---     What? Uh, um... [04:14] ---     We feel bad for making you work hard alone. [04:16] ---     This is the least we can do     to make up for it. [04:18] ---     Let us sweat by your side together! SIGN    Senzu Beans [04:21] ---     H-Here you are!     It's to thank you for the arch. [04:23] ---     We're really, really counting on you, okay? [04:34] ---     Then shall we hurry along? [04:35] ---     We should get ready to open shop soon. [04:38] ---     Ooh! [04:39] ---     That's Hayata for you. So understanding. [04:41] ---     All right! Away we go! SIGN    2007 Hakuou Academy Culture Fest [04:46] ---     Oh, Nagi, what are you doing here? SIGN    Yonday SIGN    Magical Destroy Nagi Sanzenin SIGN    Magical Destroy [04:55] ---     Isn't it obvious? It's a solo culture fest. [04:59] ---     I-I think her interpretation     of "culture" is a bit off... [05:04] ---     Oh, that reminds me. Hakuou Academy's     culture fest starts today, doesn't it? [05:08] ---     I wonder if Hayate had to     stay overnight again last night. [05:11] ---     Yes, it appears that way. [05:13] ---     I expect he's had a ton     of work foisted off on him, [05:16] ---     because he's unable to say "no". [05:18] ---     I swear! He should only be so good-natured! [05:21] ---     Hayate's supposed to be my butler. [05:23] ---     He shouldn't work so hard for everyone... [05:26] ---     I see. [05:27] ---     If it bothers you that much,     why don't you go to the culture fest? [05:31] ---     Wha?! I-It's not really bothering me. [05:35] ---     I hate crowds anyway. [05:37] ---     I hear Hayate is doing     a cosplay café with the class. [05:41] ---     I imagine he's doing     a splendid job about now. [05:44] ---     A c-cosplay café, huh? SIGN    Customer [05:48] ---     What? An order? I despair of this world! [05:52] ---     Teacher! I mean, Master! [05:55] ---     "No, no, I'm still far from it." [05:59] ---     Well, no helping it then. [06:00] ---     If you're that worried     about Hayate's safety... [06:04] ---     All right, I will go myself     and do a bit of scouting. [06:08] ---     Yes, please do. [06:10] ---     Call the SP. I'll be leaving     as soon as I get changed. [06:17] ---     Nagi still has such a childish side to her. [06:22] ---     N-No, perhaps that is not so true... [06:25] ---     Th-This is... [06:28] ---     The Hakuou Academy culture fest:     a gigantic event held once every year [06:32] ---     that is a specialty of Ward S     in the Metropolitan area. [06:36] ---     After all, it's a super prestigious school, [06:37] ---     so an endless roster of     politicians, businessmen, [06:40] ---     and distinguished people     from all walks of life come to visit. [06:42] ---     Surpassing the scope     of a simple school festival, [06:45] ---     they get fabulous guests     participating as well. [06:48] ---     Furthermore, the level of their     research presentations is so high, [06:51] ---     even industrial spies and intelligence     agencies from various countries [06:54] ---     supposedly quietly take note. SIGN    KA-BOOM [07:00] ---     It's just a totally cultural     and festive three days! [07:07] ---     Might I ask for another     cup of royal milk tea? [07:11] ---     Certainly. Please wait a moment, Miss. [07:17] ---     Yes, how may I help you? [07:19] ---     Ah, you there, bring us     more tea over here as well. [07:22] ---     On the double, in a pot. [07:23] ---     Yes, right away. [07:26] ---     Wait! Um, you three, why are you     playing a leisurely game of cards?! [07:30] ---     Well, you are just so brisk     and alert, we cannot keep up. [07:33] ---     Revolution! [07:35] ---     We feel kind of bad     getting in the way of a pro. [07:37] ---     Counterrevolution! [07:40] ---     D-Don't say that! Please work! [07:43] ---     Besides, this isn't a cosplay     café. It's a butler café. [07:47] ---     Huh? But we are in costumes. [07:51] ---     Um, could it be that you planned     to make me handle everything [07:54] ---     and that's why you made it a butler café? [07:59] ---     I cannot say I approve     of such paranoia, Hayata. [08:02] ---     A-All right, now that we've recharged,     shall we get serious now? [08:06] ---     Y-Yeah! [08:07] ---     Thanks for your hard work, Hayata.     You can rest for a while. [08:11] ---     In that case, I'm going to     make a run back to the estate. [08:17] ---     Ayasaki, are you here?!     You're here, aren't you?! [08:20] ---     Oh, Miss Katsura... [08:21] ---     There you are! [08:23] ---     If you're here... [08:24] ---     ...COME! [08:24] ---     Right now! [08:25] ---     Hey, wait... [08:29] ---     Oh, Little Nagi! [08:32] ---     Hey there, Hayate. [08:33] ---     I'll have you know, it's not like I came     because I wanted to see you. [08:37] ---     I'm only here because Maria asked me     to come check on things... [08:40] ---     If it's Hayata, he's not here. [08:41] ---     What? [08:42] ---     He got taken away by Yukiji. [08:45] ---     What? Hayate's not here?!     After I came all this way to see him?! [08:53] ---     The Superintendent does not appear     to be making any unusual moves at this time. [08:56] ---     Roger that. But don't let your guard down. [08:59] ---     Yes, ma'am. [09:00] ---     Given this rowdy atmosphere,     there's no way she's going to behave... [09:08] ---     Ayasaki, what about this? [09:09] ---     You do this with that, and this     with that! Omitting the rest! [09:12] ---     Um, what about this? [09:13] ---     Get it stamped at HQ, on the double! [09:18] ---     Ayasaki, you know, you know... [09:20] ---     I only have 500 yen right now, [09:22] ---     but between octopus balls and a     Japanese pizza, which should I buy? [09:25] ---     I wouldn't know. [09:29] ---     Sis! [09:30] ---     Huh? [09:32] ---     What is this?! [09:33] ---     Why is Hayate managing things     here for all he's worth? [09:37] ---     That's your job as the     advising teacher, isn't it? [09:40] ---     W-Well, you know... [09:42] ---     I didn't really know how     to answer all the questions. [09:44] ---     And it's a pain. [09:46] ---     Sis! [09:47] ---     I-I'm sorry! [09:58] ---     Haruko, can I ask you to handle things here? [10:00] ---     I do not mind. [10:01] ---     Thank you. [10:02] ---     Hayate, come with me for a sec. [10:04] ---     What? But I'm still in the middle     of giving instructions... [10:09] ---     Um, Miss Harukaze, this... [10:11] ---     Make the judgment call yourself. [10:12] ---     Um, what about this? [10:14] ---     That will not be recognized as an expense! SIGN    Receipt [10:19] ---     Here. [10:20] ---     It's thanks for taking care of my officers. [10:23] ---     Um, why...? [10:26] ---     Because it's written all over     your face that you're hungry. [10:30] ---     It's fine that you're good-natured, [10:32] ---     but you're going to collapse     if you push yourself too hard. [10:42] ---     Hinagiku! [10:45] ---     H-Hayate? [10:48] ---     H-Hayate! [10:51] ---     What is it, Jör? Try not to     eat stuff off the ground too much. [10:54] ---     Superintendent! [10:56] ---     Hayate in danger! [10:58] ---     And in the meantime, Mademoiselle Nagi was... [11:01] ---     Sheesh! That Hayate! [11:03] ---     Where is he? And what is he doing? [11:06] ---     SPs, split up and look for Hayate. [11:08] ---     I'm tired, so I'm going to stay here and... [11:10] ---     H-Huh? Hey! Everyone?! [11:12] ---     Where did you go?! [11:27] ---     Hayate, you jerk... [11:29] ---     After I took the plunge     to leave the residence, too... [11:33] ---     I wanted to... [11:34] ---     I wanted to walk around     and see the festival with you... [11:38] ---     You there, the young lady     with the pigtails... SIGN    Fortune Telling [11:41] ---     If you would like, why     don't you drop by for a bit? SIGN    Fortune Telling [11:47] ---     I have no use for scams. [11:49] ---     Now, now, don't say that. [11:51] ---     My fortunes are 100 accurate, you know. [11:55] ---     What? SIGN    Compatibility Fortunes Super specialized in mistress-butler relations! [12:02] ---     I-I see. [12:03] ---     I guess I'll kill a little time     while I take a break. [12:06] ---     It wouldn't be bad to reconfirm     the strength of my bond with Hayate. [12:13] ---     Very well. [12:15] ---     Then first, please look deep into my eyes. [12:18] ---     Hm? Like this? [12:28] ---     Ah... I can see... into your forlorn heart. [12:33] ---     I will help myself to the opening     in your heart and take advantage of it. [12:41] ---     I'll listen to you, just once... [12:47] ---     Nagi Sanzenin, you     are now my just-once puppet! [12:57] ---     Sweet potatoes! Roasted sweet potatoes!     (Ishi-yaki imo! Oimo!) [13:03] ---     Oh, honestly, just a little, okay?     (Mou, chotto dake yo?) [13:08] ---     Hayate, are you all right? [13:10] ---     W-Well, somehow... [13:12] ---     Oh, here's a souvenir. [13:15] ---     So you were immersed in Jör's     digestive fluids and you are still fine... [13:18] ---     What? Jör? [13:20] ---     Jörmungandr. That is his name. [13:23] ---     His favorite foods are the five lands,     three seas, and all living things. [13:28] ---     He really enjoys butlers in particular. [13:31] ---     What? [13:32] ---     That was a joke. [13:33] ---     Since this is a time slot     that is supposed to cater to youths. [13:39] ---     But that didn't seem like a joke to me... [13:42] ---     And what is up with     that suspicious-looking outfit? [13:44] ---     Superintendent, what     are you plotting out here? [13:48] ---     Nothing. I am simply off duty right now. [13:51] ---     Ahem! Simply off duty! [13:53] ---     Though, I would not object,     if someone were to entertain me. [13:59] ---     That reminds me, boy, [14:02] ---     I hear you spurned your prize of     100 school credits from the butler battle. [14:05] ---     Your reason? [14:07] ---     What? That was, well... [14:09] ---     I didn't really have a need for it [14:12] ---     a-and from an education stand point,     it wouldn't have been good for the Miss... [14:15] ---     "Miss"! [14:17] ---     "Miss"! "Miss"! [14:19] ---     Is the "Miss" the only thing     that you have in your life?! [14:22] ---     What? [14:24] ---     You are a duller man than I had thought. [14:27] ---     Enough already!     Let us forget about this guy! [14:31] ---     Please excuse me. [14:33] ---     Hello? [14:34] ---     Hayate, you wouldn't happen to be     with Nagi, would you? [14:37] ---     What? Does that mean     the Miss is here at school? [14:41] ---     Yes, she should've     arrived quite a while ago, [14:44] ---     but it seems she forgot her cell phone [14:46] ---     and so I tried to get in touch     with the members of the SP, but... [14:48] ---     I want to believe [14:55] ---     Power of flower [14:57] ---     Erina, you're the best.     You're the best. You're the best. [14:57] ---     With arms wide open [15:00] ---     Erina, you're the best. You're the best. [15:02] ---     Like giving a tight hug... [15:04] ---     Is something wrong, Hayate? [15:06] ---     Y-Yes, it seems the Miss has gone missing. [15:10] ---     Huh? What are you saying? [15:12] ---     She's been right there for a while now. [15:13] ---     Huh? [15:16] ---     Whoa! There you are! [15:18] ---     M-Miss? [15:19] ---     Hayate, there's somewhere I want you     to come with me for a bit. [15:24] ---     Hayate, there's somewhere I want you     to come with me for a bit. [15:29] ---     Th-There clearly seems to be     something serious going on... [15:32] ---     Yes... [15:34] ---     Anyway, I have something urgent     to attend to now, so excuse me. [15:36] ---     Wait, I'll come, too. [15:40] ---     Um, Mistress Kuzuha,     could that possibly be...? [15:43] ---     Mm-hm, it is his doing. [15:46] ---     He has done better than expected. [15:48] ---     This is getting interesting! [15:50] ---     We are going after them, Sion! [15:53] ---     Oh, my blood sugar level is still... [15:55] ---     M-Mistress Kuzuha! [15:57] ---     Hayate, there's somewhere I want you     to accompany me for a bit. [16:05] ---     No matter how you look at it, [16:06] ---     she's in that hypnotic state     you see a lot in manga and stuff, huh? [16:10] ---     Yes... [16:11] ---     I don't know who did this,     but how dare they do this to the Miss?! [16:15] ---     Oh, she stopped for some reason! [16:17] ---     Hayate, all that aside, SIGN    Japanese Pizza [16:19] ---     I want to try some of this food with you. [16:23] ---     E-Excuse me, I'd like one, please! [16:26] ---     Sure! It's tasty! [16:27] ---     Hey, is she really hypnotized? [16:29] ---     With the bewildered pair in tow, [16:32] ---     Miss Nagi aimlessly paraded     all over the academy and... [16:37] ---     This is not the place. [16:39] ---     Nor here. [16:40] ---     Nor here. [16:42] ---     Nor here. [16:43] ---     Nor here. SIGN     [16:45] ---     Nor here. [16:46] ---     Nor is it here. [16:49] ---     Yes, this is the place.     This is where I wanted to bring you. [16:54] ---     Th-This is the old school building? [16:57] ---     Then why didn't you     bring us here to begin with?! [17:01] ---     Hey! I let you manipulate me just once! [17:05] ---     Thank you for your hard work, Nagi Sanzenin! [17:09] ---     You did well to follow my order     and lure Hayate Ayasaki out for me! [17:14] ---     Uh, does this count as being "lured out"? [17:16] ---     That outfit... Could it be that you're...?! [17:20] ---     Indeed! [17:22] ---     They call me the Mysterious Butler     of Darkness, Just-Once Puppeteer! [17:26] ---     But that's just exactly what you are! [17:29] ---     Hey, what in the world is this? [17:31] ---     Miss, please snap out of it!     It's me! It's Hayate! [17:34] ---     Hayate, I wanted to see     the festival together with you. [17:39] ---     It's no fun being alone... [17:42] ---     Miss! [17:44] ---     That's right! [17:45] ---     I have to catch that guy quickly     and make him undo the hypnosis! SIGN    This Week's Butler Battle [17:57] ---     What?! [17:58] ---     A-A robot?! [17:59] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, I will defeat you [18:02] ---     and restore our mistress's     faith in us, without fail! [18:12] ---     Miss! [18:20] ---     What the heck is this?! H-How big is this?! [18:22] ---     S-Sis?! [18:26] ---     Hayate, I'll handle that guy! [18:29] ---     You look after Nagi. [18:30] ---     Wait, uh, where did     that bamboo sword come from? [18:33] ---     Anyone who disturbs the academy's     peace has to answer to me! [18:38] ---     D-Don't tell me you mean to fight     the robot with a bamboo sword! [18:44] ---     Darn! Scurrying all over the place! [18:46] ---     Head! [18:50] ---     Th-This girl got the camera! [18:52] ---     Firing anchor! [18:57] ---     H-Hinagiku! [19:04] ---     You're mine! [19:09] ---     Wh-What?! [19:13] ---     Ow, that hurt... [19:14] ---     Hinagiku, please don't be so reckless! [19:17] ---     But I just found him unforgivable. [19:21] ---     Now, give up the fight     and come on out quietly! [19:24] ---     I will now expect you     to undo the Miss's hypnosis! [19:26] ---     In your dreams. The fight is just beginning! [19:43] ---     I will destroy Hakuou Academy! SIGN    Warning [19:54] ---     Shoot! The sparks and firing     the jet have affected the adhesive! [20:03] ---     What? [20:04] ---     Um, uh... [20:17] ---     This can't be... [20:18] ---     But the Miss... [20:20] ---     Nagi! [20:21] ---     I swear, that Hayate...     It is no fun alone... [20:26] ---     To hell with the culture fest... [20:28] ---     I absolutely hate this culture fest! [20:33] ---     I knew it... [20:34] ---     Is she still hypnotized? [20:40] ---     I am the queen of the true culture of Japan. [20:43] ---     I will... [20:45] ---     I will show you what true culture is! [20:49] ---     T-True... [20:50] ---     ...culture? [20:52] ---     It is this! [20:54] ---     It does not just belong     in the summer and winter! [20:56] ---     Autumn is the season     for festivals to begin with! [20:58] ---     Autumn should have a new     Japanese culture festival as well! [21:03] ---     That is quite interesting! [21:05] ---     Superintendent! [21:07] ---     Nagi Sanzenin, was it not? [21:09] ---     You are far more promising     than that butler boy. [21:12] ---     What? [21:13] ---     I would love for you to show me     this true festival of yours. [21:17] ---     Sure. [21:20] ---     M-Miss! [21:22] ---     Um... [21:22] ---     Do not follow me. I do not need dinner. [21:26] ---     And make sure you record     that late night show. [21:27] ---     What in the world...? [21:30] ---     Hey, is that really hypnosis? [21:32] ---     Next time, a new culture fest will be held. [21:35] ---     Of all people, they will be     fighting Miss Nagi! [21:38] ---     Incidentally... [21:44] ---     Oh, the boiled egg... [21:47] ---     They were in the midst     of their sports fest today. [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:05] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate... SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi [23:27] ---     and Ayumu Nishizawa's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     Spirit Transformation! I am Nagi Sanzenin. [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I am Ayumu Nishizawa. [23:36] ---     Then let us get right to the long-awaited     fan service shot of the hamster. [23:39] ---     Wow, this is exciting. [23:40] ---     Nooo! [23:41] ---     This is a powerful photo taken     at a certain ramen shop in Suginami Ward. SIGN    Super Big Bowl     Finish the Ramen and It's Free! [23:44] ---     Will she finish eating it in time?! [23:45] ---     It's truly a photo about pushing the limit! [23:47] ---     Aw, no fair. Boohoo. [23:49] ---     Well, it's very like you,     so I think it's good in its way. [23:52] ---     Oh, Hayate! [23:54] ---     Then see you again! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     Right? Don't you think     it's a weird building? [24:01] ---     As of now, we will vend     Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi [24:04] ---     at a specially prepared     booth in the Academy. [24:06] ---     Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins     against ours by selling better... [24:11] ---     In other words, this     is a doujinshi sales competition? [24:13] ---     There is no way my manga     will lose against you! [24:16] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:17] ---     "Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2". [24:18] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler     Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2 [24:20] ---     Did you know? [24:21] ---     At the world's largest doujinshi fair venue, [24:23] ---     it's hard to get through on your cell phone. 34 - Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 2 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:09] ---     I will show everyone what true culture is. [00:14] ---     All that aside, do the inking on this. [00:17] ---     What?! [00:18] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [00:21] ---     I was getting rather tired     of the normal culture fests. [00:25] ---     Besides... [00:26] ---     Right about now, that kid who's totally     devoted to his Miss is probably... [00:30] ---     Miss! [00:32] ---     To think you would abandon me... [00:35] ---     Hmm, that might be nice. [00:39] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [00:41] ---     Do the inking on this, too! [00:44] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [00:48] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [00:54] ---     Just you watch! With the power of     my manga, I will make this world mine! [00:57] ---     Hey, you, are you really hypnotized?! [01:00] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:03] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:05] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:11] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:16] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:22] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [01:27] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [01:33] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [01:38] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [01:43] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [01:49] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [01:54] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [01:57] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:00] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:05] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:08] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:11] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [02:29] ---     Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2 [02:33] ---     Really, don't you think you're worrying     about this a bit too much? [02:36] ---     We even received a phone call     from the Miss herself last evening. [02:40] ---     But don't you think it's strange?! [02:42] ---     That the Miss is participating     in a school event of her own free will [02:47] ---     and she stayed the night     with the Superintendent [02:49] ---     to liven up the culture fest! SIGN    Butlers must be manly!! [02:51] ---     What part of your statement just     now contains any cause for worry? [02:55] ---     Well, certainly, on the face of it,     there isn't any, but... [02:58] ---     Well, Mr. Klaus doesn't know     the Superintendent's personality. [03:03] ---     Or actually, there are a lot of issues     with Nagi's normal behavior, so... [03:07] ---     Right... [03:12] ---     But this is just what I expect     from you, Maria! [03:15] ---     To think you are aware of the     personality of Hakuou's Superintendent! [03:18] ---     Well, her talent for causing     trouble for others [03:21] ---     is the one area where     she borders on the genius. [03:25] ---     I see... [03:25] ---     Oh, pardon me. SIGN    Incoming call Miss Hinagiku Katsura [03:27] ---     Hinagiku? [03:29] ---     Um, hello? Good morning. [03:32] ---     Hayate, this is no time     for leisurely greetings. [03:35] ---     What? [03:37] ---     What's happening, Hinagiku?! [03:39] ---     Look. [03:41] ---     Th-This is...! [03:45] ---     Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right? [03:48] ---     Right? Don't you think     it's a weird building? [03:51] ---     Uh, I think there are a lot of surprises     besides the shape of the building... [03:56] ---     This is probably all Nagi's doing, right? [03:59] ---     What? Why do you say that? [04:00] ---     Because there were a ton     of cars parked out front [04:02] ---     with manga characters and stuff on them. [04:04] ---     All anime-lovers have cars like that, right? [04:07] ---     W-Well, I imagine it's     only a fraction of them... [04:10] ---     Whatever the case,     the spectacle before them [04:13] ---     was an exact replica of the manga     festival at Tokyo Big Sight, [04:15] ---     which will surely be held again     at the end of this year. [04:19] ---     Numerous doujinshis changing hands. [04:20] ---     Character merchandise, such as body pillows. [04:22] ---     Doujin music CDs. SIGN    Limited Color SIGN    Limited Item SIGN    Limited to Event [04:24] ---     At industry booths,     figures limited to this event. [04:26] ---     DVDs with extras limited to this event. [04:28] ---     Incidentally, at our Rondo Robe booth, [04:29] ---     Following the trend of subsidized products, [04:31] ---     they are distributing not-for-sale CDs. [04:31] ---     we are distributing Ariake not-for-sale CDs! [04:33] ---     Family members who think this sounds     vaguely familiar, not to worry. [04:38] ---     Also, be sure you don't look     at the stuff your children buy. [04:41] ---     Since it may cause them     to withdraw from society. [04:46] ---     Wow, the people look like rubbish... [04:49] ---     "There are not enough women's bathrooms." [04:51] ---     "There are people changing     in places other than the locker rooms." [04:54] ---     "Do something about the resellers." [04:56] ---     "I wasn't able to buy Kagami merchandise." [04:58] ---     There are also others about change... [05:00] ---     I've heard enough already. [05:01] ---     I mean, these complaints have nothing     to do with our culture fest. [05:05] ---     How true. [05:07] ---     Still, while it is impressive     of the Superintendent [05:09] ---     to set up an event of this size overnight, [05:11] ---     the visitors who got wind of it     and came are equally amazing. [05:14] ---     Don't be impressed! [05:16] ---     If we let this go, it'll end up     like this every year. [05:19] ---     We may be able to make     an enormous amount of profit. [05:22] ---     That's not it! [05:23] ---     With this many people gathered here,     it's only a matter of time [05:25] ---     before one of the guests     gets hurt, so it's dangerous! [05:28] ---     We have to do something about this. [05:30] ---     Um, I'm going to go look for the Miss. [05:33] ---     I think the root cause     of this probably lies in the fact [05:35] ---     that the Miss is helping     the Superintendent. [05:37] ---     And when you get down to it, [05:40] ---     that happened because     I left the Miss all alone... [05:44] ---     To think your mistress has     washed her hands of you... [05:48] ---     You've failed as a butler. [05:51] ---     Poem person... [05:54] ---     Nagi Sanzenin is being kept     hospitably under our care. [05:58] ---     What? [05:59] ---     Oh, I'm aware of that,     since we got the phone call. [06:04] ---     Phone call?! [06:05] ---     That is what you call "uncool". [06:07] ---     One could also call him a "goof". [06:09] ---     Or is it being a "bonehead"? [06:11] ---     He's "spacey" is what he is. [06:12] ---     That cowlick is also symbolic of that. [06:13] ---     Why you! [06:14] ---     Oh! "Spacey"! [06:15] ---     Shut up! [06:20] ---     Sheesh! What's with you people?! [06:22] ---     To think I came all this way     to secretly guide you to where she is! [06:25] ---     What? [06:27] ---     Why? [06:28] ---     Thanks to her, I'm being     hugely inconvenienced! [06:31] ---     Hurry up and take her back already! [06:38] ---     Wh-Why...? [06:40] ---     I can hardly believe we're     on the same school grounds... SIGN    Superintendent's Office [06:44] ---     Mistress Kuzuha is having     a snack in the cafeteria. [06:46] ---     Now's our chance. Hurry. [06:54] ---     This has turned out wonderfully! [06:56] ---     Truly, the pinnacle of Japanese culture! [06:59] ---     Honestly! What do you     think you're doing here? [07:02] ---     Come on, we're going back. [07:03] ---     Miss! [07:05] ---     Who are you people? [07:07] ---     What? [07:08] ---     Wh-What are you saying?! [07:10] ---     Oh, please. I am Hayate,     your butler, remember? [07:15] ---     Don't lie to me. There's     no way you're Hayate. [07:19] ---     You must be an imposter. [07:22] ---     If you were the real Hayate... [07:24] ---     If you were the real Hayate, [07:26] ---     no matter how busy you were     with the culture fest, [07:29] ---     you would never... [07:31] ---     You would never have left me all alone. [07:35] ---     Miss... [07:36] ---     Hayate... [07:38] ---     Hey, hurry! [07:39] ---     If you keep dawdling,     Mistress Kuzuha will be back... [07:43] ---     No mischief now, Sion. [07:45] ---     P-Please forgive me! [07:48] ---     Boy, you seem to have angered     your mistress considerably. [07:52] ---     She is saying she will never return     to her residence, you know. [07:56] ---     Surely not! [07:57] ---     Sanzenin, you are going to show everyone [08:00] ---     how wonderful your manga is, are you not? [08:02] ---     That is right. [08:04] ---     I will stay here and continue to write. [08:06] ---     You could do that     at your own residence, too! [08:09] ---     Sh-Shut up! [08:10] ---     Keeping one's work and private life separate [08:12] ---     is a basic part of being a manga artist! [08:14] ---     You're a Hakuou student before     you're a manga artist, remember?! [08:17] ---     And you, too, Superintendent! [08:19] ---     Gathering all those people     just for the fun of it... [08:21] ---     There will be big trouble     if someone gets injured! [08:23] ---     Interesting. [08:24] ---     Then let us take this     opportunity to compete! [08:28] ---     Compete? [08:29] ---     I'm not telling you     to cancel it or anything. [08:33] ---     It's just sort of dangerous     the way things are now... [08:36] ---     As of now, we will vend this doujinshi [08:38] ---     at a specially prepared     booth in the Academy. [08:41] ---     Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins     against ours by selling better, [08:45] ---     I will return your mistress     and also restore the culture fest. [08:50] ---     What is with this "great     and cuteness" attitude? [08:52] ---     This is like a plot development     out of Comic Party. [08:55] ---     In other words, this is a     doujinshi sales competition? [08:59] ---     Exactly. [09:01] ---     There is no way my manga     will lose against an imposter! [09:06] ---     Um, Superintendent,     are you listening to what I'm saying? [09:10] ---     So you would flee, you coward?! [09:12] ---     She is not listening, nor does     she seem interested in listening. [09:16] ---     So it seems. [09:18] ---     I understand! We will accept your challenge! [09:20] ---     What?! H-Hinagiku?! [09:23] ---     However, to make things fair, [09:25] ---     the student council will also take     over the running of this whole circus [09:30] ---     to make things fair and safe! [09:31] ---     Fine. [09:32] ---     However, if you lose,     you will open a maid café [09:34] ---     with the entire student council dressed     in super-embarrassing maid outfits! [09:38] ---     What? [09:40] ---     If you cannot accept those conditions, [09:43] ---     I have no intention of doing what you want. [09:46] ---     What shall we do? [09:47] ---     Even then... [09:48] ---     Even then, the safety     of our guests is important! [09:51] ---     Hinagiku... [09:53] ---     You can win, right? [09:54] ---     Or more like, you better win! [09:56] ---     I won't forgive you if you lose! [09:58] ---     What? Well... [10:00] ---     A match between a mistress     and her butler, huh? [10:03] ---     This is getting interesting. [10:05] ---     I will be the one to win. [10:08] ---     But Hinagiku, they're talking     about a doujinshi sales competition [10:12] ---     and our class is set up as a butler café. [10:14] ---     Oh, that's true. You're right... [10:18] ---     Thus, both camps proceeded to do battle. [10:21] ---     Get over here quick [10:22] ---     And a one, two... [10:23] ---     Cheerful, with a cute heart! [10:23] ---     I'm a bit mad [10:25] ---     Get over here quick [10:26] ---     End of the Century Legend, Magical Destroy! [10:27] ---     At mach speeds [10:28] ---     Well-received and on sale now! [10:30] ---     Socially reclusive Sunday [10:31] ---     Those of you who wish to buy one,     please line up in 3 rows! [10:34] ---     No, you have to come flying now [10:38] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, get a taste     of how powerless you are... [10:42] ---     No, no, you just have to [10:44] ---     And in utter despair,     writhe about with tears in your eyes! [10:48] ---     What?! [10:49] ---     That was why you instigated     this competition?! SIGN    British-Style Cosplay Café [10:59] ---     Lose with all your might, Hayata! [11:02] ---     In fact, just forfeit, Hayata. [11:05] ---     I want to see Hina     in an embarrassing maid outfit! [11:08] ---     Wh-What?! [11:09] ---     I'll have you know, if we lose,     you guys have to wear it, too. [11:13] ---     What?! [11:14] ---     What did you say?! [11:15] ---     That would be bad. [11:16] ---     Right?! [11:17] ---     So we have to all support Hayate! [11:20] ---     And Hayate, you, too. [11:21] ---     What? [11:22] ---     If we don't win this,     you can't get Nagi back. [11:27] ---     You have to make her snap out of it. Got it? [11:32] ---     Yes. [11:37] ---     It's exactly like Hinagiku said. [11:40] ---     I have to restore a smile     to the Miss's face, no matter what! [11:49] ---     A night of bravo!     (Yoru mo appare!) [11:53] ---     Combo string.     (Renzoku konbo.) SIGN    Top Secret Sales Chart SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin SIGN    Hayate Ayasaki [11:59] ---     We've won! [12:00] ---     I can just see Ayasaki crying pathetically. [12:08] ---     Th-There's big trouble! [12:09] ---     Their shop's sales are suddenly     growing for some reason! [12:12] ---     What?! SIGN    Invigorating Suginami Intelligence SIGN    Hakuou Academy Culture Fest Report [12:15] ---     Once again, the season for the Hakuou     Academy Culture Fest has come, [12:18] ---     Suginami Ward's special     attraction of the fall. [12:21] ---     Among their shops, [12:22] ---     it seems this shop's cake set     is particularly popular this year. [12:25] ---     Now, let us go check out the kitchen. [12:29] ---     Pardon me. Might I get a word with you? [12:32] ---     Yes. [12:33] ---     What is the secret to your flavor? [12:35] ---     Oh, no, all I do is put every     ounce of my heart and soul into it. SIGN    Hayate's Recipe [12:40] ---     Right now, along with the cake, [12:41] ---     you also get this doujinshi,     which contains the recipe. [12:43] ---     Wow, that's a great deal! [12:44] ---     What is this? [12:46] ---     Also, the cover is a Mr. Shiraishi original. [12:47] ---     Well, Hayate can cook like a pro, so... [12:50] ---     Wow! I want one, too! [12:52] ---     One set comes out to 500 yen. [12:52] ---     But why is Hayate baking cakes? [12:54] ---     What?! That's so cheap! SIGN    Butler Cafe End of Line [13:00] ---     Miss Butler, I'd like a cake set. [13:02] ---     I'll have the same. [13:03] ---     Yes, please wait one moment, Misses. [13:07] ---     I would like a cake set over here as well. [13:10] ---     Yes, certainly. [13:11] ---     I'd like service over here, too. [13:12] ---     Excuse me, Mr. Butler, are you listening? [13:16] ---     Young Master? [13:18] ---     Um, Miss, how would you     like another cup of tea? [13:21] ---     Oh, my! You called me "miss"! [13:24] ---     Young Master, [13:25] ---     I never expected Nonohara     and his master to come help, too. [13:25] ---     you still do not know what a butler is. [13:28] ---     Still... [13:29] ---     I'm sorry, Nonohara! Oh, at least let me... [13:30] ---     I wonder how the Miss is doing right now... [13:32] ---     Hey, Hayata, you can't take a break. [13:35] ---     P-Pardon me! [13:38] ---     If you don't work hard,     we're the ones who'll end up suffering. [13:41] ---     I swear, if it was just Hina,     we would have interfered... [13:46] ---     Then how about we have her wear     a maid outfit in celebration if we win? [13:50] ---     Nice idea! [13:53] ---     I am not wearing it! [13:55] ---     And Hayate, break time is over.     Hurry up with the cakes. [13:57] ---     Right! [13:59] ---     Now, I think I'll try the cake. [14:01] ---     Cake?! [14:04] ---     Whoops. Not good, not good. [14:05] ---     The enemy must not be underestimated. [14:07] ---     But there is nothing to fear! [14:08] ---     We are going to widen     the lead in one fell swoop! [14:11] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [14:13] ---     If they are going throw in some cake, [14:16] ---     then I have an idea of my own. [14:17] ---     Sion! [14:18] ---     Y-Yes, Mistress! [14:20] ---     Oomf, oomf. [14:22] ---     Pardon me for the wait! [14:28] ---     Every customer who buys     Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi [14:32] ---     will receive a deluxe consolation prize! [14:35] ---     Now, you may have already bought one, [14:38] ---     but how about one more to take     advantage of this opportunity?! [14:39] ---     Hayate... [14:41] ---     Calling me from somewhere [14:46] ---     With the end looming near,     the competition got even more heated! [14:47] ---     O courage, o wind, sweep through [14:51] ---     And... SIGN    Loser Park [14:52] ---     Calling me from somewhere [14:57] ---     I wonder what Hayate's doing... [14:58] ---     I don't care if I'm covered with wounds [15:03] ---     Calling me from somewhere [15:06] ---     Car! Car! Car! Car! [15:09] ---     Look, I'll become the most powerful hero [15:11] ---     Oh, that was so close! [15:13] ---     You got the consolation prize,     the super deluxe home theater set! [15:14] ---     I'll be right there! [15:16] ---     All right! [15:17] ---     Because I belong only to you! [15:17] ---     That was too bad. Here.     A catalogue and the doujinshi. [15:21] ---     Thank you very much! SIGN    Sold Out [15:22] ---     And with that, we have sold every last copy! [15:31] ---     All right! In celebration of our victory, [15:31] ---     But I'm amazed it sold so well.     This manga makes no sense. [15:34] ---     I think I will treat myself     to a melt-in-your-mouth pudding party. [15:35] ---     They all just wanted the prizes, right? [15:36] ---     Yay! That's my Mistress Kuzuha! [15:37] ---     I guess so. [15:48] ---     He's not here... [15:52] ---     Are you being more stubborn than usual, [15:54] ---     because the hypnosis didn't quite wear off? [15:57] ---     What? [15:58] ---     In that case, getting back     to your old self is easy. [16:02] ---     You are cleverer than I am, are you not? [16:16] ---     I see. I got it. [16:18] ---     Thank you, Haruko. [16:21] ---     Hina... [16:22] ---     Oh! Um... It looks like     we're still a bit behind them. [16:25] ---     But they're out of ammo now,     so we just may be able to catch up to them. [16:29] ---     But there aren't any more customers... [16:36] ---     It's just a little more,     so let's do our best until the end! [16:39] ---     That's right! It's exactly     as Miss Katsura says! [16:42] ---     If we lose, we get to see Hina     in an embarrassing maid outfit. [16:47] ---     Let's not give up...     and do our best and win! [16:50] ---     Ooh, he won. [16:51] ---     He won against something in his heart. [16:54] ---     All right! Then let's do our best! [16:57] ---     Yeah! [16:58] ---     Then shall we go look for customers? [17:00] ---     All right, I guess we'll go. [17:03] ---     What's wrong, Hayate? [17:04] ---     Nothing. [17:05] ---     Just thinking how fun it is [17:08] ---     to work hard together     on something with everyone. [17:10] ---     You look rather glum for all that. [17:12] ---     Well... [17:13] ---     I was just thinking [17:15] ---     that I would've liked the Miss     to experience how that feels, too. [17:24] ---     Then shall we get her to experience it now? [17:27] ---     What? [17:33] ---     Miss... [17:34] ---     Welcome. You came to have some cake, right? [17:37] ---     I'm certain to win this anyway, [17:40] ---     so I just came to see the bitter     disappointment on your faces! [17:44] ---     Well, that's too bad. [17:46] ---     We still have some cakes left,     so we wanted someone to come eat them. [17:49] ---     Right, Hayate? [17:51] ---     What? [17:54] ---     W-Well... [17:56] ---     If you're going to go that far,     I suppose I have no choice... [17:59] ---     It just so happens that I used     my brain to write my manga, [18:02] ---     so I need something sweet     to resupply my tired brain with sugars. [18:06] ---     So... [18:09] ---     Bring me this supposed cake     that Hayate has made... [18:12] ---     Certainly! [18:18] ---     Thank you for waiting. [18:20] ---     This is... [18:22] ---     This is our shop's signature dish. [18:23] ---     It's a bit unseasonal, [18:25] ---     but I made it with my affections     for a certain someone in mind. [18:30] ---     This person told me     that she didn't know me... [18:35] ---     So, I wanted her... [18:38] ---     ...to remember all the time that she     and I have spent together... [18:53] ---     It's sweet... [19:06] ---     Hayate? [19:08] ---     Miss! [19:10] ---     Where am I? [19:12] ---     As I recall, I came to see you [19:14] ---     and I remember up to the point when     a weird fortune teller talked to me, but... [19:19] ---     Miss! [19:22] ---     What is the matter, Hayate?! [19:23] ---     If someone should see us like this... [19:25] ---     Wait! [19:26] ---     We're totally being seen! [19:31] ---     Miss! Your hypnosis has worn     off completely, hasn't it?! [19:36] ---     So what of it?! [19:38] ---     Look at the clock! [19:39] ---     Time is almost up! SIGN    Top Secret Sales Chart [19:41] ---     But the difference in our sales     is already obvious! [19:44] ---     Now, members of the student council... [19:45] ---     You will wear these delightfully     embarrassing maid outfits [19:49] ---     and I think I will have     you work in my service! [19:56] ---     Hello? [19:57] ---     Oh, Nagi? [19:59] ---     I thought maybe it was time     the weird hypnosis would've worn off [20:01] ---     and you'd be with Hayate about now... [20:03] ---     Hm? Well, you're right,     but what do you want? [20:06] ---     We're in the middle of a pretty     serious-looking scene right now... [20:08] ---     Oh, I'm sorry, but I wanted to     have some of Hayate's cake, too. [20:13] ---     Would you please buy enough     for the members of the SP as well? [20:17] ---     About 2000 servings. [20:19] ---     Okay, got it. [20:21] ---     2000 servings of cake.     Maria asked me to buy them. [20:29] ---     Thank you very much.     You'll want it to-go, correct? [20:35] ---     I-It looks like we won. [20:38] ---     And that was the story of how     the life-or-death doujinshi battle ended. [20:44] ---     But I wonder how Nagi's     hypnosis came undone... [20:48] ---     Who knows? I wonder how... [20:51] ---     That's awfully sloppy. [20:53] ---     Hey, hurry, Hayate! [20:55] ---     If we don't hurry,     the closing party will end! [20:57] ---     Wait! Please hold on! [20:59] ---     Th-This is embarrassing, Miss! [21:01] ---     Hayate, what's that outfit about? [21:05] ---     It's his punishment for neglecting me. [21:07] ---     What do you think?     It looks good on him, right? [21:11] ---     Oh, it looks like the folk dance has begun! [21:13] ---     All right! Hayate, come with me and... [21:15] ---     Huh? [21:16] ---     I just can't go out like this! [21:20] ---     Oh! Hey! Hayate! [21:22] ---     Good grief... [21:23] ---     I guess it doesn't change     the difficulties that Hayate faces. [21:25] ---     It must be tough to deal     with someone who hates to lose. [21:30] ---     Wh-What's with the look you're giving me?! [21:32] ---     Oh, no, it is nothing. [21:33] ---     If there's something you want to     say, speak up, all right? [21:35] ---     Cross-dressing, huh? [21:37] ---     Hayate Ayasaki... I still want him! [21:40] ---     Oh! Mistress Kuzuha! [21:43] ---     Thus, Hayate ended up back     in the Superintendent's sights again. [21:47] ---     Next time, they will fight     against a hip young town. [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:04] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:33] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:01] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:06] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate... SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa's SIGN    Lettering by Mikako Takahashi [23:28] ---     and Ayumu Nishizawa's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     Pipiruma, pipiruma, I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I'm Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I am Ayumu Nishizawa. [23:35] ---     Wait, you're still here?! [23:37] ---     You're supposed to swap out     every 3 weeks on this segment! [23:39] ---     What? What's wrong with that? [23:40] ---     Besides, I haven't heard     Hayate's opinion of my song yet. [23:43] ---     So, what do you think of my song, Hayate? [23:45] ---     Your singing the other day was 35 points, [23:48] ---     but this gets a full 100 points. [23:49] ---     These days, you can make tons     of adjustments with technology. [23:52] ---     What a thing to say! [23:53] ---     Next time, we'll have Wataru and Saki. [23:55] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Why is it?! Why can't I, a genius, draw it?! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     What is the matter, Miss? [24:02] ---     Nagi is writing a new manga right now. [24:04] ---     So, Hayate, go immediately     and gather reference material [24:07] ---     on the date spots that young     people favor these days. [24:09] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:10] ---     "Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide     of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots [24:11] ---     Next Hayate the Combat Butler [24:11] ---     Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide     of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip [24:13] ---     "for the Young and Hip"! [24:15] ---     And so, I will be going out     with Hayate today. [24:17] ---     Going out with me?! [24:19] ---     Did you know? [24:20] ---     An Asian straight-tusked elephant fossil     was once found in Harajuku. 35 - Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:09] ---     Miss! Miss! [00:12] ---     MISSSSSSS! [00:17] ---     She's not here. [00:20] ---     That's strange. [00:21] ---     She's not over here, either. [00:23] ---     Where could the Miss have... [00:29] ---     Senpai! [00:32] ---     Wh-What has gotten into you, Miss? [00:34] ---     Senpai, please use this sports towel! [00:38] ---     I'll be cheering for you     during today's match! [00:41] ---     Huh? [00:42] ---     Wh-What match? [00:45] ---     It's so embarrassing! [00:46] ---     The Miss has lost it! [00:49] ---     Nagi is currently writing a new manga. [00:52] ---     A m-manga? [00:53] ---     She's apparently trying her hand     at a lighthearted teenage love story. [00:56] ---     Yes, that's right. [00:58] ---     I thought if I put myself     in my character's shoes, [01:00] ---     the pages would just draw themselves, but... [01:08] ---     It's no good! I can't draw! [01:11] ---     Are you all right, Miss? [01:15] ---     It was going well up to a point, but... [01:17] ---     Going well? [01:18] ---     Yes, it was going well. [01:20] ---     I have Chadao Ohsotogari,     captain of the kabaddi team, [01:23] ---     an institution at Saint Yam Academy. [01:24] ---     And our heroine, Nobue     Iglesias, is in love with him [01:26] ---     and after numerous lame near-misses, [01:28] ---     she finally get to go on a date with Chadao, [01:29] ---     but this crucial scene isn't going anywhere     and it's just a bulldog, wow! [01:32] ---     Uh, is that really     a lighthearted teenage love story? [01:35] ---     It's completely cliché... [01:37] ---     Why?! [01:39] ---     I'm supposed to be a genius,     so why can't I draw?! [01:41] ---     Now, don't get so hung up on that. [01:43] ---     I got it! [01:44] ---     I can't draw, because     I have no reference material! [01:46] ---     Huh? [01:47] ---     That must be it! [01:49] ---     So, you heard me, Hayate! [01:50] ---     Yes? [01:51] ---     I want you to go immediately     and gather reference material! [01:53] ---     R-Reference material? [01:55] ---     I want you to go to the date spots     that young people favor these days [01:57] ---     and capture it on that camera! [01:59] ---     W-Well, but... [02:01] ---     I have absolutely no idea     about trendy date spots. [02:04] ---     Oh, "Quit arguing! Your mistress     is in dire straits! Hurry up and go!" [02:08] ---     Is that it? [02:08] ---     Yeah, yeah. SIGN    Tokyo Date Spots [02:11] ---     Oh, man... [02:13] ---     I've never gone on a date before. [02:16] ---     A rare modern youth indeed. [02:18] ---     Please leave it. [02:19] ---     Alrighty. Leaving it. [02:21] ---     Let's see, where in the world should I go? [02:24] ---     When it comes to dates,     shouldn't you look at Harajuku? [02:26] ---     I said, leave it! [02:28] ---     Harajuku... [02:28] ---     Wait, what?! [02:31] ---     Um... Um... Um, um, um, um... [02:34] ---     I-I-I-I-Is... Is... Is that you, Maria?! [02:38] ---     Yes. [02:40] ---     I didn't recognize your for a moment     without your uniform. [02:43] ---     I was wondering who this     fashionable young lady was! [02:46] ---     I wear clothes like this once     in a while, too, you know. [02:49] ---     Oh, by the way, would you mind     if I came along with you? [02:52] ---     What? [02:53] ---     Wh-What?! [02:57] ---     Whosoever commands the butlers,     commands the world! [03:01] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [03:06] ---     A date with Maria?! [03:08] ---     Ah-ha, I get it. [03:09] ---     The punch line to this episode will be     that it was all a dream. [03:11] ---     Yeah! That's got to be it! [03:13] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [03:16] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [03:18] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [03:24] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [03:29] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [03:35] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [03:40] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [03:46] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [03:51] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [03:56] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [04:02] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [04:08] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [04:10] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [04:13] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [04:18] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [04:21] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [04:24] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [04:42] ---     Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the     Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip [04:46] ---     I see. [04:48] ---     So, the Miss asked to be left alone? [04:51] ---     Yes, it went like this... [04:53] ---     Oh, a flashback? I appreciate you     taking the trouble to do it. [04:56] ---     It's... no... good... [04:59] ---     I just can't draw! [05:01] ---     I know! [05:01] ---     I can't concentrate     because there are people around! [05:03] ---     "People"? D-Do you mean me? [05:06] ---     Maria, I will give you the day off today! [05:08] ---     Tell Klaus the same thing!     I want to be alone! [05:11] ---     I see... [05:13] ---     Mr. Klaus! She actually... [05:15] ---     What?! [05:17] ---     There are various people working     at the Sanzenin estate, [05:21] ---     but there are no people     in the main building, [05:22] ---     because Nagi dislikes servants. [05:25] ---     So, that's what happened. [05:27] ---     That last image was     a total mystery, though... [05:29] ---     First, an order to collect reference     material, and now sending people away? [05:32] ---     She's acting like some popular manga author. [05:34] ---     She suddenly tells me to take time off, [05:36] ---     but I don't especially     have anything to do... [05:38] ---     And so, [05:40] ---     I will go out with you today. [05:42] ---     Go out with me?! [05:45] ---     Go... Go... [05:46] ---     Would it be a bother? [05:48] ---     No, no, no, no, no, that is, uh, well... [05:50] ---     For you to go out with someone like me is... [05:54] ---     I thought I would go with you     to help gather Nagi's reference material. [05:59] ---     What?! [06:00] ---     Oh, that's what you meant. [06:02] ---     Of course! [06:04] ---     Ooh! Smooth sailing! Smooth sailing! [06:06] ---     How are you doing?! [06:06] ---     Miss! [06:08] ---     You are so cruel to suddenly     make me take the day off! [06:10] ---     This decrepit old man has nowhere to go! [06:13] ---     Shut up! [06:14] ---     Go to an arcade or an internet café!     Surely, you can kill a day's worth of time! [06:17] ---     Don't cry, Klaus. It's disgraceful     for a man of your age! [06:24] ---     Whoa... Couples... [06:28] ---     Couples... [06:29] ---     What is the matter? [06:31] ---     Uh, no, perhaps it's because     I've gotten used to life on the estate, [06:34] ---     I felt a bit dizzy. [06:35] ---     But I must make sure I collect good     reference material for the Miss! SIGN    Shonen Yonday [06:42] ---     Let's see... What else should I photograph? [06:46] ---     I would say you absolutely     cannot miss Takeshita Street. [06:48] ---     Takeshita Street? [06:49] ---     Yes, as I recall, [06:52] ---     first, at the entrance     is "The Energizer House". [06:54] ---     There is also the Tunnels' Valentine House, [06:56] ---     Mr. Tokoro and Nori-P... [06:58] ---     Um, what era are we talking about? [07:01] ---     And that's the famous Mar... [07:03] ---     N-No! Even with it bleeped,     that's just no good! [07:06] ---     How strange. They're all gone. [07:09] ---     Yes... I imagine they closed up     shop quite a while ago. [07:12] ---     As we have repeatedly noted,     Maria is a young and fresh 17-year-old. [07:17] ---     Well, you know,     I did bring a guidebook, so... [07:20] ---     Shall we try walking around this area? [07:23] ---     Huh? Maria? [07:26] ---     Maria, could it be that you want     to check out those clothes? [07:30] ---     What? Uh, n-no! [07:31] ---     Oh, please! I don't care     about the latest fashion SIGN    I want to look [07:34] ---     or have any desire to try on trendy outfits     or love getting dressed up! [07:36] ---     I totally, absolutely don't! Not one bit! [07:38] ---     Are you sure about that? [07:39] ---     But I think it might help     with the Miss's reference materials, [07:42] ---     so let's check it out. [07:43] ---     Y-You have a point!     I guess we have no choice! [07:45] ---     Then, just for a bit! SIGN    Über Beauty [07:47] ---     Y-Yes. [07:49] ---     Hayate, look! So many cute outfits! [07:53] ---     Oh, this one-piece is cool, too! [07:55] ---     Please feel free to take     your time looking around. [07:58] ---     Maria's still just a normal girl. [08:00] ---     Um... [08:01] ---     Y-Yes? [08:02] ---     Hayate, would it be all right     if I maybe tried some things on? [08:11] ---     Well, now! [08:14] ---     Incredible! [08:16] ---     Yay! [08:17] ---     Hey, you're in the way! Shoo! Shoo! [08:19] ---     But you're amazing.     Everything looks really good on you. [08:23] ---     Oh, please. [08:24] ---     Starting now, please call me     the Ebi-chan of the anime world. [08:28] ---     You're letting it go to your head. [08:29] ---     Who cares?! [08:30] ---     Okay, okay. [08:31] ---     She looks good! She's fantastic!     She's being Ebi-ish! [08:32] ---     Oh, are you the boyfriend?! [08:34] ---     What? [08:35] ---     B-B-B-Boyfriend?! [08:37] ---     The boyfriend should try     things on, too! Yup, yup! [08:39] ---     I'll coordinate a cool outfit     for you guys! Yup, yup! [08:43] ---     I put you in those as a joke,     but you look really good in them! [08:45] ---     Yup, yup, yup, yup! [08:47] ---     You look fabulous! Yup, yup, yup! [08:49] ---     You're awesome! Yup, yup! [08:51] ---     You make a nice couple! [08:53] ---     It's kind of embarrassing, isn't it? [08:55] ---     O-Oh, man... [08:57] ---     Ah! So delicious! [08:59] ---     When you come to Harajuku,     you just have to get this! [09:02] ---     But it's boring. Nothing except     the crêpe interests me. [09:06] ---     I came because Yukiji said [09:07] ---     an ethnic group that dances and sells     bamboo shoots lives in Harajuku. [09:11] ---     It's weird... [09:13] ---     They are referring to the Bamboo Shoot Kids. [09:14] ---     Incidentally, if you     don't know what that is, [09:16] ---     ask an adult you know or ask Maria. [09:19] ---     Well, no helping it. [09:21] ---     Once we finish eating,     let's go back to school and take a nap. [09:23] ---     What?! We just got here! [09:25] ---     And we've only been in 3 scenes! [09:30] ---     If only there were something     to get excited about... [09:32] ---     Oh, wait! There it is! [09:35] ---     I-I feel bad about this. [09:37] ---     You ended up buying     clothes for me as well... [09:40] ---     N-Not at all. [09:41] ---     Ooh! [09:42] ---     That clearly dewy-eyed couple! [09:44] ---     If it isn't our good friend, Hayata! [09:46] ---     I had no idea Hayata had such     a beauty for a girlfriend! [09:48] ---     Wait, that's Little Nagi's maid! [09:50] ---     Ooh! Hard to tell when she's out of uniform! [09:51] ---     In other words, this is the butler     and maid's "love in Harajuku"! [09:54] ---     All right! Since we're here,     let's liven up their date for them! [09:59] ---     Part of a teacher's job is to lecture [10:01] ---     about the pure and righteous     ABCs of dating to one's pupils! [10:04] ---     Job? She's just having fun. [10:06] ---     But this is pretty interesting! [10:08] ---     Hey, hey, if they get married,     do you think we'll get to deliver a speech?! [10:12] ---     A speech?! We'll be the guests of honor! [10:14] ---     We'll be leading the toasts!     Swallowing Dom Pérignon whole! [10:16] ---     So! Get them! [10:18] ---     Off we go! [10:23] ---     Uh, the silence is kind of awkward... [10:26] ---     What should I talk about at times like this? [10:29] ---     Th-That store attendant called us a couple. [10:34] ---     It's odd, isn't it? A couple? [10:40] ---     Actually, when you get down to it... [10:42] ---     Why am I feeling so nervous? [10:45] ---     Um... [10:45] ---     Um... [10:46] ---     What? [10:46] ---     What? [10:48] ---     Oh, I should get some ph-ph-photos     of this area for the M-Miss, too! [10:51] ---     Y-Y-Y-Yes, I agree. I agree! [10:53] ---     I'll take it for you, if you'd like. [10:54] ---     What? [10:55] ---     Is that supposed to be a disguise? [10:57] ---     It's just some afro wigs... [10:59] ---     What afro-ish people, ruining the     fashionable atmosphere of Harajuku. [11:03] ---     Um, who might you be? [11:05] ---     Exactly who I look like!     A super genius photographer! [11:07] ---     And her assistants! [11:08] ---     This enthusiasm... I don't feel like this     is the first time I've met them. [11:12] ---     Are they people you knew in a past life? [11:14] ---     Both of them were feeling so nervous, [11:17] ---     they weren't even able to     see through these simple disguises. [11:20] ---     The afro is to be feared! [11:21] ---     Ah! The photographer in me     is itching to get to work! [11:24] ---     Please let me photograph you guys! [11:25] ---     No, thank you. [11:26] ---     All right! Let's put out     a photographic collection! [11:27] ---     The title will be "Journal     of Love 2007"! It's settled! [11:30] ---     Settled! [11:31] ---     Thank you very much. Then, please... [11:34] ---     Wait, why are you going along with this?! [11:35] ---     But since they offered... [11:37] ---     No! [11:37] ---     They're suspicious, no matter how     you look at them! Too suspicious! [11:40] ---     You are too unguarded! [11:42] ---     That's good. [11:42] ---     You'd let them take tons of photos once     they're got you going, wouldn't you?! [11:42] ---     That's good! That's good! [11:44] ---     It's dangerous! [11:45] ---     These types of people pretend     to take normal photos [11:46] ---     Get closer together! Closer! [11:47] ---     and gradually move on to more extreme... [11:47] ---     Okay, let's go for a smooch! [11:49] ---     Hey, please stop! [11:50] ---     I swear! [11:51] ---     We're going to call it quits for Harajuku     now and go somewhere else! [11:54] ---     A-All right. [11:55] ---     Why would they leave? [11:57] ---     Is it just me, or do they seem     to find us annoying? [11:59] ---     They're just being shy. [12:00] ---     So cute! [12:01] ---     And so, the two moved on     to the next date spot. [12:05] ---     In the meantime... [12:10] ---     The Miss's pen was still at a standstill. [12:14] ---     Hey, Hayate! [12:16] ---     Maria! Tea! [12:18] ---     Oh, right. I'm all alone     at the residence right now, aren't I? [12:22] ---     Well, maybe a little walk will be     a nice change of scenery. [12:26] ---     Th-This is Hayate's room... [12:30] ---     And the door has been... left ajar... [12:34] ---     No, I shouldn't! [12:36] ---     Entering his room without his permission?! [12:38] ---     Every person is entitled     to their own privacy! [12:41] ---     Whew. I shook off the urge. [12:47] ---     Oh! Is this a trick of fate?!     Or is it the deed of a passionate heart?! [12:50] ---     M-My pen... [12:51] ---     I-In this case, as I expect... [12:57] ---     Keep dawdling and I'm leaving you behind.     (Boyya-boya-shiteru to oitecchaimasu yo.) [13:01] ---     I will happily accompany you. Heart.     (Yorokonde tsuite mairimasu. Haato.) [13:04] ---     Th-There was no helping it, all right? [13:06] ---     With what? [13:07] ---     To go get the pen I dropped,     I had no choice. [13:10] ---     So you went in. [13:11] ---     It was beyond my control. [13:12] ---     Who are you making excuses to? [13:15] ---     B-Besides, it's Hayate's fault, too. [13:17] ---     When you go out, you should     at least lock your door... [13:21] ---     H-H-His desk! [13:23] ---     S-So, this is where Hayate... [13:27] ---     ...always sits and studies... [13:31] ---     Wh-What am I doing?! [13:35] ---     I can't believe myself. [13:36] ---     Why am I so worked up over a little     thing like going into a boy's room? [13:39] ---     B-But I feel a bit sick,     so I guess I'll try lying down... [13:46] ---     It's only because I feel sick, all right?! [13:48] ---     You don't need to keep making excuses. [13:57] ---     Wait! What's the point     of doing this anyway?! [13:59] ---     This is bad! I'm starting     to feel sort of dizzy! [14:01] ---     I'm going back to draw my manga. [14:04] ---     Let's see... my pen... my pen... [14:06] ---     My pen...?! [14:08] ---     Th-This is! [14:09] ---     Could this be the thing     every teenage boy hides?! [14:12] ---     Full of women's bodies...?! [14:14] ---     Hayate's keeping stuff like     that behind my back?! [14:16] ---     No, knowing Hayate, surely not! [14:17] ---     But as his mistress,     and his girlfriend, I... SIGN    Wonderful Big Brother [14:24] ---     "Wonderful Big Brother"! [14:26] ---     He swings that way?! [14:31] ---     She wasn't able to accept it. [14:33] ---     Oh! [14:34] ---     The Miss has found my favorite reading     material that I had stashed away! [14:37] ---     So you're the one that swings     that way? Bastard. SIGN    Kaminarimon [14:40] ---     Oh, my! [14:41] ---     Are we in Asakusa? [14:43] ---     Yes, just 30 minutes by subway. SIGN    Fortunes 100 yen [14:45] ---     Medium Luck. What about you, Hayate? [14:47] ---     Please don't ask. SIGN     Big Misfortune [14:49] ---     Hot! That's hot! Hot! [14:51] ---     Please settle down before eating. [14:53] ---     Hayate! [14:54] ---     Huh? [14:55] ---     Please look at this! [14:56] ---     Let me see. [14:57] ---     Oh, that's cute! [15:09] ---     Wh-Whoa, I forgot and     I've been enjoying myself normally! [15:12] ---     I can't believe myself!     Grabbing Hayate's sleeve?! [15:15] ---     How could I act so boldly?! [15:19] ---     Sir? Ma'am? How'd you like a ride? [15:22] ---     We'll make it cheap for you! [15:24] ---     A r-rickshaw? [15:25] ---     The newest date spots in season right now! [15:28] ---     We'll guide you to them all! [15:30] ---     This is perfect for the     manga reference material. [15:32] ---     Th-That's true. [15:34] ---     Then... [15:35] ---     Please take us for a ride. [15:36] ---     Just leave it to me. [15:39] ---     Here we go! [15:40] ---     We're totally going! [15:43] ---     Th-This is fast! [15:44] ---     What incredible G-force! [15:45] ---     On to a date course that'll cement     their love in one fell swoop! [15:48] ---     Onward! [15:52] ---     The Tanaka family's Jon, living in     East Koiwa of the Edogawa Ward, [15:55] ---     is good at calculating! [15:56] ---     This is... a date spot? [15:58] ---     Not only that, but he's cheerfully     getting the answer wrong. [16:01] ---     Next up, the Parasitological Museum! [16:04] ---     Wh-What's the point of looking     at this during a date? [16:07] ---     This is a bit... [16:08] ---     May you have a long     and happy life like a parasite! [16:11] ---     This is the most prominent haunted     spot in the Metropolitan area. [16:14] ---     If you're lucky, you'll see the ghost     of a woman hanging from the ceiling. [16:16] ---     D-D-D-Don't bring us around scary places! [16:19] ---     This might be good in the summer... SIGN    SynergySP [16:20] ---     And the last spot is this! A company     that makes lots of interesting anime! [16:24] ---     The person who plays Kirari     Tsukishima is here, too. [16:27] ---     This is the finale? [16:29] ---     Please be sure to eat properly     and get good sleep. SIGN    Kaminarimon [16:33] ---     How about it? Were you able to     immerse yourself in romance? [16:37] ---     Uh, we're back to where we started... [16:39] ---     But that was quite a valuable experience. [16:42] ---     Well, if you say so, Maria. [16:45] ---     Oh! My digital camera! [16:48] ---     Come on! Come on!     Get that smooch on already! [16:48] ---     Whoa! You're that fake photographer! [16:51] ---     Smooch on! [16:52] ---     So persistent! [16:54] ---     The sea of Sumida is my sea! [16:56] ---     We're setting sail! [16:57] ---     We're getting on! We're getting on! SIGN     Dessert Making Class     Instructor: Grazie Maki SIGN     27th Cake made with love [17:01] ---     It's done! [17:04] ---     It came out fantastic,     if I do say so myself. [17:05] ---     I'm so glad I took the plunge     and came to this dessert making class! [17:08] ---     My! This is fantabulous! [17:11] ---     You're too kind. SIGN     Hayate Love [17:12] ---     All it takes is love. [17:13] ---     It's superb, grazie! [17:16] ---     I have never had a student     make such a magnificent cake! [17:20] ---     How very kind of you. Grazie. [17:24] ---     I've lost... [17:29] ---     Looks like we managed to get away. [17:31] ---     Yes. [17:31] ---     Wait, hey! [17:33] ---     Hey, wait! [17:35] ---     We've put all this effort     into livening up your date, [17:36] ---     so the least you could do     is smooch! One smooch! [17:39] ---     Th-They're still coming after us. [17:41] ---     What tiresome people. [17:43] ---     The way things are going, [17:44] ---     I have a feeling they'll chase us     to the ends of the earth [17:49] ---     until they get a photo of us k-k-kissing. [17:50] ---     If I'm to... If I'm to protect Maria...! [17:54] ---     The ship's power doesn't     decide how well we can fight! [17:57] ---     I'll show you! [17:58] ---     Boom! [18:00] ---     Leap out, youth! [18:02] ---     Your head is mine! [18:04] ---     I mean, where are you?!     Hiding is no use! No use! No use! [18:06] ---     Ready or not... [18:07] ---     Stay back! [18:08] ---     D-Don't do anything stupid! [18:11] ---     Come any closer and I'll jump! [18:13] ---     Wh-Why?! [18:14] ---     Why are you suddenly saying this?! [18:16] ---     What's this? What's this? [18:17] ---     Is this what they commonly     call "the lovers' quarrel"? [18:20] ---     I'm sorry. There's someone else that I love. [18:24] ---     S-Someone... you love? [18:27] ---     He's a crew member on a tuna fishing boat. [18:29] ---     I don't get to see him     for over half of the year, but... [18:31] ---     Y-You should forget     about a guy like that! I'll... [18:35] ---     I can't! [18:37] ---     Even if I can't see him... [18:38] ---     Even then, I love him! [18:43] ---     Y-You can't mean that! [18:45] ---     I love him more than you,     more than medium fatty tuna, [18:47] ---     more than the fattiest part of tuna! [18:50] ---     So please forget about me! [18:52] ---     Good-bye! [18:53] ---     Wait! [18:56] ---     W-Wait... [18:58] ---     I... I... [19:00] ---     I... [19:02] ---     Ocean, you jerk! [19:06] ---     Could it be... that we just... [19:09] ---     Maybe we just witnessed     the death of a romance... [19:13] ---     Poor Hayata... [19:15] ---     Such is how fleeting and     heartrending first loves tend to be... [19:20] ---     Let's leave the brokenhearted     boy alone for now. [19:25] ---     Agreed. [19:26] ---     Time will surely heal all wounds. [19:29] ---     Let us keep what we saw     today stored in our memories [19:33] ---     in the depths of our hearts. [19:36] ---     Having stored away the end of     a romance in the depths of their hearts... [19:40] ---     Now, then! [19:40] ---     Let's go to Tsukishima to eat monjayaki! [19:43] ---     Yeah! [19:44] ---     It is said that after this, [19:45] ---     they never again recalled the events     that transpired today. [19:54] ---     Maria! [19:56] ---     Hayate! [19:58] ---     We managed to drive them away! [20:00] ---     Thanks to your passionate performance. [20:02] ---     Oh, no, it was nothing so great. [20:04] ---     But I wonder what in the world     those people were up to. [20:08] ---     Let's forget about them. [20:10] ---     We'll probably never see them again anyway. [20:12] ---     Now, shall we head home soon? [20:14] ---     The Miss is sure to be waiting eagerly... [20:16] ---     Please wait. [20:18] ---     What is it? [20:19] ---     Hayate... [20:21] ---     How about going for a ride     in that to end the day? [20:29] ---     Maria, thank you very much for today. [20:32] ---     Not at all. I should     be the one thanking you. [20:35] ---     But... [20:36] ---     What? [20:36] ---     Next time, I hope you get to go on a date     with someone you really love. [20:41] ---     What? Well... [20:44] ---     H-How should I respond here? [20:47] ---     But before that happens... [20:48] ---     Shall we bring Nagi along next time     and go on a date, the three of us? [20:52] ---     Oh, yes! I'd love to! [20:54] ---     Oh, then, let's take one last photo. [21:07] ---     What do you think, Miss? [21:09] ---     Don't you think the photos     turned out quite well? [21:12] ---     We also went to places     like Harajuku and Asakusa [21:14] ---     and got good reference photos, [21:16] ---     so I'm sure you'll be able to... [21:17] ---     ...draw... a great manga... [21:24] ---     Don't give me that crap! [21:29] ---     Here I was, agonizing my head off [21:31] ---     and you were enjoying yourself like a fool! [21:35] ---     So, why don't you go out     first thing this morning [21:38] ---     and invite your boyfriend     or girlfriend on a romantic date? [21:42] ---     Well, assuming you have someone, that is. [21:44] ---     If you have someone... [21:46] ---     Hey, don't say potentially     offensive things to the audience! [21:49] ---     Next time, they'll be fighting     the troubles of an aging man. [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:06] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     Wataru... SIGN    Wataru & Saki's SIGN    Illustration by Marina Inoue [23:27] ---     And Saki's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:28] ---     Butler Report! [23:30] ---     Hey! I'm Wataru Tachibana. [23:31] ---     And I'm Saki Kijima. [23:33] ---     Since the theme song for Rental Video Tachibana is finally ready, [23:36] ---     we're here to let you hear it! [23:37] ---     Wait, is this the shop's theme song? [23:40] ---     That's right. Did you not know? [23:42] ---     But it doesn't mention "Rental Video Tachibana" at all. [23:45] ---     Well, you know how it is. It's one of those "image songs." [23:49] ---     But don't just rent this song! Head out to the store and— [23:51] ---     Young sir, wait! That's going too far! [23:52] ---     Yeah, I guess you're right. [23:54] ---     See you next time! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Goodness! To think I had become a coffee     plantation owner, comfortably retired. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] ---     What a strange dream I had. [24:03] ---     Go ahead. If you want to     retire, why don't you? [24:05] ---     What?! [24:06] ---     What could have gotten into Mr. Klaus?     He seems so depressed. [24:08] ---     Nagi telling him to quit must have come as quite a shock. [24:11] ---     I am my mistress's shadow. [24:12] ---     If I feel I am no longer of any use to her [24:14] ---     then I will simply fade away! [24:17] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:18] ---     Klaus Is Japanese Because     His Name Is Written "Kurausu" [24:18] ---     "Klaus Is Japanese Because     His Name Is Written 'Kurausu'". [24:20] ---     Did you know? [24:21] ---     Takamori Saigo's real name is Takenaga! 36 - Klaus Is Japanese Because His Name Is Written "Kurausu" Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:17] ---     My name is Seishiro Kurausu. [00:20] ---     I have retired as a butler [00:21] ---     and now live as a plantation owner in Brazil. [00:26] ---     Wait! I have yet to retire! [00:28] ---     I will be a Sanzenin butler to the very end! [00:31] ---     There's nothing left for you to do. [00:35] ---     And a replacement for Himegami's     been found already, [00:37] ---     so I'm sure you've got no regrets left. [00:39] ---     What could a beast know of my feelings?! [00:42] ---     Doesn't it bother you more     that the beast is talking? [00:45] ---     It looks like even that     poverty-stricken butler [00:47] ---     will be able to manage     the spoiled little miss. [00:49] ---     Hah! As if I could leave it in     the hands of that greenhorn! [00:52] ---     I'm going back to Japan! [00:53] ---     Oh, no, you aren't. [00:55] ---     You're going to enjoy the rest of     your days here in Brazil with me! [00:59] ---     What?! [00:59] ---     No, not that! [01:01] ---     Not that! [01:03] ---     Tama! So it was you?! [01:06] ---     So it's a dream punch line     right off the bat this week? [01:08] ---     Well, then, good-bye, everyone. [01:12] ---     There's no way a tiger would talk. [01:15] ---     I must be tired. [01:17] ---     Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors [01:18] ---     What's this? [01:22] ---     "Coffee plantation owner wanted in Brazil"? [01:25] ---     How did this get into my room? [01:31] ---     Whosoever commands the     butlers, commands the world! [01:36] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [01:41] ---     "Klaus" is written as "kura"     as in "kurashiki (warehouse)" [01:42] ---     and "usu" as in "usu-kine     (mortar and pounder)" [01:44] ---     I am 100% Japanese! [01:47] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:50] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:52] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:58] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [02:03] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [02:08] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [02:14] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [02:20] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [02:25] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [02:30] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [02:36] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [02:41] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:44] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:47] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:52] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:55] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:58] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [03:16] ---     Klaus is Japanese Because His     Name Is Written "Kurausu" [03:27] ---     A good temperature. [03:33] ---     Ironing out the morning paper. [03:34] ---     This is the butler's first     duty of the morning. [03:41] ---     As expected, the delayed     release of "Dragon Quest" [03:43] ---     is affecting the price of the stock. [03:45] ---     Goodness! [03:46] ---     To think I had become a coffee     plantation owner, comfortably retired. [03:51] ---     What a strange dream I had. [03:54] ---     Go ahead. [03:55] ---     Huh? [03:57] ---     If you want to retire, why don't you? [03:59] ---     What?! [04:00] ---     Heavens, no! [04:02] ---     I intend to spend the rest of my     days at the Sanzenin household! [04:04] ---     I was merely speaking     of what I had dreamed... [04:07] ---     According to Freud, dreams embody     your unconscious desires. [04:12] ---     In the depths of your heart, [04:13] ---     you are thinking you are tired     already and want to retire. [04:16] ---     I-I am not! [04:18] ---     Besides, if I were to leave,     the Sanzenin household would... [04:21] ---     ...have no problem whatsoever. [04:22] ---     What?! [04:23] ---     Hayate and Maria will take     care of the day-to-day things. [04:26] ---     Oh, no need to worry about     asset management and such. [04:29] ---     Especially with the recent IT-related stocks, [04:32] ---     it's probably beyond your abilities already. [04:35] ---     Anyway, I'll be fine. [04:43] ---     I must not run. I must not run. [04:45] ---     I must not run. I must not run. [04:46] ---     Um, Mr. Klaus? [04:50] ---     An AT Field! An emotional barrier, I see. [04:52] ---     Oh, Maria. [04:54] ---     Oh, I don't know anymore. [04:57] ---     What could have gotten into Mr.     Klaus? He seems so depressed. [05:00] ---     Yes, something must have come     as a great shock to him... [05:04] ---     Oh! [05:05] ---     Huh? [05:06] ---     Aim for a Space Legacy?!     Mahal [05:06] ---     No idea. Though, I did tell     him that he could quit. [05:09] ---     You didn't have to take     his dream seriously... [05:12] ---     Normally, if you have a butler who     has served you for many years... [05:17] ---     You give them a room of     their own at the residence [05:20] ---     and treat them like family... [05:23] ---     It must have come as a     shock to be told to quit. [05:26] ---     There's no way he'd quit     over something like that! [05:29] ---     Deep inside, you must adore     Mr. Klaus very much, Miss. [05:34] ---     H-He's just an easy character to mess with. [05:37] ---     Then please don't tell him to quit. [05:41] ---     He may be getting swallowed up     in Dirac's sea right about now. [05:44] ---     Indeed. [05:45] ---     Then go do an involuntary     salvage operation or something! [05:49] ---     Understood. [05:50] ---     What was that laugh for?! [05:53] ---     I'm coming in. [05:59] ---     Head Butler. [06:00] ---     Oh, Maria, the Miss has     given me some time off. [06:04] ---     I will spend the rest of my life in Brazil. [06:07] ---     P-Please! There's no way the Miss     seriously wants you to quit, right? [06:11] ---     But! But! [06:14] ---     If you've made up your mind,     then it cannot be helped. [06:16] ---     What? [06:17] ---     I shall inform the Miss. [06:20] ---     Wait! There may be some sense     to what the Miss says, too! [06:23] ---     Dreaming of retirement... [06:24] ---     It seems I have become less than     dedicated without realizing it! [06:27] ---     I am thinking of going back to my days [06:29] ---     when I was a footman aspiring     to become a butler! [06:31] ---     A footman? [06:32] ---     Footmen are people who work under butlers. [06:36] ---     Incidentally, there are no footmen     in the Sanzenin household. [06:39] ---     As a footman, I challenge Hayate     Ayasaki to a serving-the-Miss match! [06:44] ---     What a way to stack the     odds against yourself. [06:46] ---     Damn! Butting in needlessly! [06:48] ---     I was almost on my way to     Brazil, just as I'd planned! [06:54] ---     A-A serving-the-Miss match? [06:57] ---     I don't recall asking you to     do anything so bothersome. [07:00] ---     It was Mr. Klaus who suggested it, so... [07:03] ---     You have certainly grown a lot     in a short amount of time, boy. [07:07] ---     However, you have one fatal flaw! [07:10] ---     Wh-What about me is... [07:12] ---     Maybe it's how you look too     good when you cross-dress. [07:14] ---     Now, now. [07:15] ---     Boy, a butler is ultimately     his mistress's shadow. [07:19] ---     You are too aware of     yourself as a protagonist! [07:21] ---     But he is actually the protagonist,     so it can't be helped. [07:24] ---     In fact, he is rather unassuming     for a protagonist... [07:27] ---     Is that supposed to be a compliment? [07:30] ---     A-At any rate, for the next 24 hours, [07:32] ---     we will wield our skills as butlers     to the utmost to serve Miss Nagi! [07:36] ---     In the unlikely event that my service     is less satisfactory than the boy's, [07:40] ---     I will leave the estate! [07:42] ---     What?! [07:45] ---     Y-Yes, sir! [07:46] ---     I will compete with all my might,     so as not to insult the Head Butler! [07:55] ---     And thus, the serve-the-Miss match began. [07:59] ---     Boy, do you know what the most essential     skill is for a butler to have? [08:06] ---     Well, like starting out hated, [08:08] ---     but being thought of as a nice     person by the final episode? [08:10] ---     Or swapping places with     one's mistress by chance [08:12] ---     and ending up solving the case? [08:14] ---     No! [08:15] ---     To be inspired enough to     anticipate what's to come! [08:18] ---     You need the ability to     read multiple steps ahead [08:19] ---     to anticipate what your mistress desires! [08:24] ---     For the nobility, the morning     begins with tea upon waking up! [08:27] ---     Oh, if it's that, I already prepared it. [08:29] ---     What? [08:31] ---     Ah! [08:32] ---     What?! [08:33] ---     It is ready, Miss. [08:34] ---     Thank you, Hayate. [08:36] ---     Y-You fool! [08:37] ---     In England, the land of butlers,     this is a duty that is so important [08:40] ---     that there is a role specially     dedicated to making tea! [08:43] ---     If you do not even know how to     properly make tea, you are no butler! [08:47] ---     These are technically tea bags made for     the British Royal Household, though... [08:51] ---     What?! [08:52] ---     Ah! That sounds good! [08:54] ---     Lemon or cream? Which would you like? [08:58] ---     Listen here! Back in England, there     is no such thing as lemon tea! [09:02] ---     Only milk tea exquisitely     prepared by the butler [09:05] ---     serves to bolster the start of every day! [09:07] ---     Then I'll go with lemon. [09:11] ---     The lemon tea you made is good, Hayate. [09:14] ---     Thank you very much. [09:15] ---     Th-This can't be... [09:16] ---     Nagi, please try to go a little easy on him. [09:20] ---     It's wrong... [09:22] ---     It's just wrong. Just wrong... [09:27] ---     So you are going to school today, Miss? [09:30] ---     Yes, because it would be mean     to mess with Klaus too much. [09:33] ---     I see. But why? [09:36] ---     It may not look it, but     Klaus and I go way back. [09:39] ---     The fact that we know each other well [09:41] ---     is precisely what makes     it worth messing with him. [09:49] ---     Ah! Right now, I can get two     extra pieces with the bucket! [09:53] ---     And it comes with nuggets to boot! [09:57] ---     I-I wonder if they ran out of chicken... [10:06] ---     It looks like he didn't     follow us all the way here. [10:09] ---     So it appears. [10:10] ---     You there! [10:11] ---     Keep it down! [10:14] ---     Miss! [10:22] ---     Th-That's a piece of finely     polished silverware! [10:25] ---     That is the symbol of a first-rate butler! [10:29] ---     Zvaaaaam!! [10:31] ---     Boy! I have quit being a human being! [10:34] ---     Mr. Klaus! [10:35] ---     Y-You're a Sanzenin household butler! [10:42] ---     The word "butler" comes from one     who oversees the wine collection, [10:45] ---     a permutation of "bouteillier"! [10:48] ---     Wine! Vintage wine! [10:52] ---     Violet Overdrive! [10:54] ---     Damn! [10:55] ---     Bordeaux! Burgundy! [10:57] ---     I have no wine for a drunkard! [10:59] ---     Kraaaash! [11:01] ---     Stop right there! [11:02] ---     They're both gone... [11:04] ---     Yeah... [11:08] ---     On sunny days like this,     playing hooky is the best! [11:12] ---     It's even more relaxing when I think     of how everyone else is studying. [11:18] ---     Now, if only we had a butler to make     us some tea, it would be perfect. [11:22] ---     Sunlight Yellow Overdrive! [11:30] ---     Switching places?! [11:32] ---     Negoro Butler Ninja Skill, the     Switching Places Technique. [11:34] ---     That was an unexpected nuisance. [11:37] ---     Now, then... [11:38] ---     M-My chronic back problem... [11:44] ---     Oh! That's Nagi's head butler! [11:50] ---     I'm looking for a perch.     (Tomari-gi o sagashite imasu.) [11:55] ---     A bittersweet memory.     (Suppai omoide daze.) [11:59] ---     What the?! Holy cow! [12:01] ---     This is super first rate cake and tea! [12:04] ---     Much appreciated! [12:05] ---     I owe you my life, so I     wanted you to enjoy it. [12:09] ---     Thank you! Let's dig in! [12:13] ---     "Thank you," huh? [12:15] ---     A butler is his mistress's shadow, [12:17] ---     but deep inside, he is always waiting     for that one word of thanks. [12:22] ---     This is better than the ones from     the shop by the train station! [12:24] ---     And this tea has been poured exquisitely. [12:27] ---     Just lovely! [12:27] ---     I've found you! [12:29] ---     Katsy! [12:30] ---     Yukiji! [12:30] ---     We have a really good reason for this! [12:32] ---     I don't care about any of that! [12:33] ---     Treat me, too! [12:36] ---     Huh? [12:37] ---     What on Earth are you going on about? [12:40] ---     Play dumb, will you?! [12:41] ---     You've got vintage stuff, don't you?! [12:43] ---     Yukiji, you seem to be out for blood. [12:45] ---     Sis! What are you doing being     so violent towards the elderly?! [12:48] ---     The elderly?! [12:50] ---     After all, he came falling     out of the sky just earlier. [12:52] ---     He's a grandpa, and who knows when     something might happen to him. [12:55] ---     RIP. [12:56] ---     Well, sure, but... [13:00] ---     M-Mr. Klaus? [13:04] ---     Just how far could they have gone? [13:06] ---     Well, Klaus has probably recovered by now. [13:11] ---     Mr. Klaus! [13:19] ---     Oh? Here I was wondering who you might be, [13:22] ---     but if it isn't the renowned     Mr. Klaus of the butler world. [13:26] ---     Judging by your appearance, you are     a butler of the Ohkouchi household. [13:29] ---     My name is Himuro Saeki. [13:31] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! [13:32] ---     And this is Little Master Taiga. [13:34] ---     I will pretend I did not hear that last part. [13:37] ---     What? [13:38] ---     Butlers have long considered it an honor [13:40] ---     to be called by their master's name. [13:42] ---     You are an Ohkouchi butler and     you do not even know that?! [13:46] ---     Wow, I had no idea, Himuro. [13:49] ---     Little Master! Petals! [13:50] ---     Oh! R-Right! [13:52] ---     To think you would cite an Edwardian     custom in our Heisei Era! [13:56] ---     It is so difficult to see. [13:58] ---     The sight of a formerly great     butler in his declining years. [14:01] ---     Wha?! [14:02] ---     It is sad that even as you     have grown feeble with age, [14:04] ---     you still cling to your position. [14:11] ---     Th-That was awesome, Himuro! [14:13] ---     With reflexes like that, [14:15] ---     you will not be able to protect your     mistress in her time of need, you know. [14:19] ---     Perhaps you should retire and     think about living your own life. [14:25] ---     You are young, Ohkouchi butler. [14:27] ---     What? [14:29] ---     I am my mistress's shadow. [14:31] ---     Shadows never have their own     private lives to begin with! [14:34] ---     If I see that I can no longer     be of use to my mistress, [14:37] ---     all that is left is for me     to merely disappear quietly. [14:46] ---     Don't tell me... [14:47] ---     ...he just found his resolve to step down?! [14:50] ---     No way! [14:57] ---     Is he serious? [15:00] ---     Is there no way for us     to keep Mr. Klaus here? [15:03] ---     We do have a trump card for that. [15:05] ---     Really?! [15:06] ---     Yes. [15:08] ---     However, it will require     you to lend a helping body. [15:12] ---     Oh, please. That would     be "lend a helping hand". [15:18] ---     I-I have a bad feeling about this. [15:26] ---     Ah, I have such fond memories of everything. [15:29] ---     My life's purpose was to be     with the Sanzenin household [15:33] ---     and to live out my days here. [15:36] ---     But what the young Ohkouchi     butler said had some merit, too. [15:41] ---     Perhaps it is high time I ended this... [15:47] ---     Mr. Klaus. [15:59] ---     I-I have met you somewhere before! [16:06] ---     You are the sweet lady I saw in the garden! [16:09] ---     This was a good idea, if I do say so myself! [16:11] ---     Hayate's unique allure when dressed     in women's clothes would be effective [16:14] ---     even in the gay town of Ni-chome, Shinjuku. [16:17] ---     Even Mr. Klaus will surely     find comfort in this. [16:20] ---     Wh-What is your name? [16:22] ---     Ayasaki... [16:24] ---     Ayasaki? [16:26] ---     Oh! It's H-H-H-Hermione! [16:28] ---     Ah! Hermione! [16:30] ---     What a fantastic name! Like the     name of someone who can use magic! [16:35] ---     Y-Yes. [16:37] ---     The truth is, I am a goddess, who     lives in the estate's Yashagaike Pond. [16:41] ---     Ah! I knew that you could     not be an ordinary lady! [16:48] ---     Mr. Klaus, [16:50] ---     I have been watching you all this     time from the bottom of the pond. [16:53] ---     H-Have you really?! [16:55] ---     You must not quit being the head butler. [16:57] ---     You are still far too young for that. [17:02] ---     What is the matter? [17:03] ---     I have grown weak with old age and     even my hair is completely white. [17:07] ---     That is not true. [17:09] ---     You are a fine gentleman with graying hair! [17:13] ---     I-I am, aren't I?! [17:14] ---     I get that a lot at the adult     social club in Ikebukuro! [17:17] ---     So you will no longer say     you will retire, right?! [17:20] ---     But lately, I can barely lift my     arms because of my old shoulders... [17:24] ---     Y-You're just a little     stiff, that's all. See? [17:31] ---     Look at how stiff you are! [17:34] ---     Stiff! [17:36] ---     Please do my upper and lower back as well. [17:38] ---     Certainly! [17:40] ---     Oh, there. Right there. That's the spot. [17:44] ---     Please hurry up and get convinced! [17:45] ---     You difficult bow-tied old man! [17:50] ---     Who the hell is Klaus talking to? [17:53] ---     Further that way! [17:55] ---     No, we cannot go there. [17:56] ---     T-Time for a tasty treat! [18:01] ---     Hermione, th-the truth is... [18:04] ---     Honey! [18:10] ---     To think I have grown senile     enough to be seeing things... [18:13] ---     It backfired... [18:17] ---     This tiger again! [18:20] ---     Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors [18:21] ---     What's this? [18:29] ---     Forgive me, man! [18:30] ---     Tama, don't tell me you did     this for a female tiger?! [18:33] ---     I've fallen in love with that female tiger! [18:37] ---     But I'm a tiger, so I can't     get to Brazil all on my own! [18:40] ---     And so you used Mr. Klaus? [18:43] ---     You want to go to the plantation in Brazil. [18:45] ---     You want to go. You want to go! [18:49] ---     I just whispered that to him! [18:51] ---     I'll tell you one thing. [18:52] ---     Huh?! [18:55] ---     There are no tigers in Brazil! [18:57] ---     What?! [19:02] ---     I know! [19:03] ---     If I tell Mr. Klaus that     his dream about Brazil [19:05] ---     wasn't the product of his subconscious, [19:07] ---     but that it was Tama's underhanded plot...! [19:12] ---     No, I can't say that. [19:13] ---     I'd forgotten that no one     knows that Tama can talk... [19:56] ---     Klaus! [19:57] ---     What's the flower language for this flower? [20:00] ---     Miss, it is loyalty to you. [20:03] ---     Really?! [20:04] ---     Yes, I just made it so. [20:11] ---     This is for you! [20:16] ---     Miss Nagi! [20:24] ---     Mr. Klaus. [20:26] ---     Mr. Klaus. [20:28] ---     It no longer matters, boy. [20:31] ---     There is nothing that I can do     that you are not capable of. [20:33] ---     Hey, Hayate! [20:35] ---     Miss Nagi! [20:37] ---     This morning's Butler     Economy Marketing Journal [20:39] ---     is soaked from the morning dew! [20:42] ---     I can't read the stock market news! [20:47] ---     Head Butler. [20:49] ---     You have yet to teach me     how to iron the newspaper. [20:53] ---     Boy! [20:54] ---     If you can't even iron the newspaper,     the winner of the match is Klaus. [20:58] ---     Miss! [21:01] ---     Come on, Klaus! [21:07] ---     It seems I have no choice. [21:16] ---     A good temperature! [21:20] ---     It seems Mr. Klaus has completely recovered. [21:23] ---     Yes. [21:24] ---     We owe it all to you, Miss. [21:26] ---     He may not be much, but he is a     part of the Sanzenin household. [21:28] ---     I would not wake up feeling     good if I had driven him away! [21:34] ---     Shall we go make some lemon tea? [21:36] ---     That is a good idea. [21:45] ---     Next time, they will not fight, [21:47] ---     but instead, aim to coexist     with small animals. [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:06] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:37] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:05] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     Wataru & Saki's [23:26] ---     Wataru and... [23:27] ---     Saki's... [23:27] ---     Butler Report [23:27] ---     Butler Report! [23:29] ---     With the sunny smile and the boyish charm, [23:31] ---     I'm the manager of Rental Video     Tachibana, Wataru Tachibana! [23:34] ---     And I help take care of him. [23:36] ---     I'm the maid, Saki Kijima. [23:37] ---     Now that the image song is ready to go, [23:39] ---     maybe we should make some     promotional merchandise! [23:42] ---     What do you think would sell well? [23:44] ---     How about a rare glimpse     at Rental Video Tachibana's [23:46] ---     clutzy maid in a pleasingly     embarassing situation? [23:48] ---     What do you think? You have been     attracting more customers, lately. [23:52] ---     Young sir, would you please stop it?! [23:54] ---     Tachibana! SIGN    Preview [23:57] ---     Hayate, what kind of girl     would you say is your type? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Uh, good question... [24:01] ---     I think I like normal girls the best. [24:04] ---     "Normal"? [24:04] ---     I'm not sure you'd understand, miss... [24:07] ---     How dare you?! Do you think I     can't become your ideal girl!? [24:12] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:13] ---     "I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,      But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?" [24:13] ---     I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,      But Buy My Character Songs, Okay? [24:16] ---      [24:16] ---     I see! So, Hayate likes normal girls... [24:19] ---     Did you know the lion statues in     front of certain apartment buildings [24:22] ---     are called "shiisa" in Okinawa? [24:25] ---      37 - I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl, But Buy My Character Songs, Okay? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:29] ---     Where am I? [00:31] ---     You're finally awake! [00:33] ---     It's past 9 already! [00:34] ---     Hurry up and go wash your     face. Breakfast's ready. [00:39] ---     Oh, right, I stayed the night     over at the hamster's place. [00:44] ---     Right, right. [00:46] ---     Don't go back to sleep! [00:47] ---     Hey, what are you doing?! [00:49] ---     If you don't get up already,     you're gonna get this! [00:53] ---     Here we go! [00:54] ---     Take that! Is that the spot?! [00:55] ---     You meanie! Stop this! [00:57] ---     Does that hit the spot?! [01:00] ---     Whosoever commands the     butlers, commands the world! [01:03] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [01:08] ---     Ah! Hayate! It's me. [01:11] ---     Yes, I will be coming home now. [01:15] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:18] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:20] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:26] ---     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:31] ---     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:37] ---     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [01:42] ---     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [01:48] ---     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [01:53] ---     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [01:58] ---     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [02:04] ---     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [02:09] ---     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:12] ---     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:15] ---     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:20] ---     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:23] ---     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:26] ---     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [02:45] ---     I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,      But Buy My Character Songs, Okay? [02:50] ---     WHAT?! [02:53] ---     What is the matter, Miss?! [02:55] ---     Wait... What? [02:57] ---     Hayate! [02:58] ---     Yes? [02:59] ---     What kind of girl do you prefer?! [03:02] ---     Pardon? SIGN    Special Feature 2     Good-looking Guys [03:05] ---     Special Feature 1     Popular Girls [03:06] ---     I-It's not that I'm doubting     your feelings for me. [03:10] ---     It's just... How to put this?     I'm checking, just in case. [03:13] ---     "Romantic Fortune for Sagittarius." [03:16] ---     What are you looking at?! [03:17] ---     "Signs point to an impending crisis. [03:19] ---     "Your partner may be getting     tired of your spoiled ways. [03:22] ---     "Pay more attention to     what your partner likes." [03:25] ---     Is that what's bothering you? [03:26] ---     Maria! [03:28] ---     I swear! [03:29] ---     Darn it! Answer me, Hayate! What     kind of girl do you prefer?! [03:33] ---     What? Um... [03:35] ---     What do you consider to be     the ideal married life?! [03:39] ---     What comes first? Dinner or a bath or me?! [03:41] ---     How many kids do you want?! [03:42] ---     Th-That's so many questions at once... [03:45] ---     Why can't you answer me?! [03:47] ---     I won't forgive you if     you hide things from me! [03:49] ---     P-Please! [03:51] ---     Fielding such spoiled demands, you     must find it so tiresome, Hayate. [03:55] ---     What? [03:57] ---     N-No, not at all... [04:00] ---     Let me think... My preference... [04:03] ---     Your preference is? [04:04] ---     In the end, I like ordinary girls. [04:07] ---     O-Ordinary? [04:08] ---     Yes. I think being ordinary     is extremely precious. [04:11] ---     No parents shackling me     with a debt of 150 million. [04:14] ---     No being targeted by "very generous people". [04:16] ---     To marry an ordinary person     and have an ordinary family... [04:19] ---     I have thoughts along those lines... [04:21] ---     Ordinary? [04:22] ---     I think your life up to now has     been too far out of the ordinary. [04:27] ---     Ordinary... [04:28] ---     Well, I'm sure someone like     you wouldn't understand, Miss. [04:32] ---     What? [04:34] ---     What did you just say?! [04:36] ---     Huh? [04:36] ---     As I said, someone like you wouldn't... [04:39] ---     You fool! [04:41] ---     Oh, Nagi! [04:44] ---     D-Did I say something that angered her? [04:48] ---     Yes, though I doubt someone     like you could understand. [04:56] ---     Make a fool of me, will he?! [04:58] ---     Is he saying I could     never be his ideal girl?! [05:02] ---     All right, since it's come to this...! [05:05] ---     What?! [05:07] ---     The Miss has run away from home again?! [05:09] ---     Yes, I just received a call     from members of the SP unit. [05:13] ---     This is troubling. [05:15] ---     What could her reason be     for running away this time? [05:19] ---     *You're always the reason, you know... * [05:26] ---     Welcome! [05:28] ---     Thanks a lot! [05:30] ---     If I hang around places like     this, can I attain the ordinary? [05:33] ---     But this is a bit... [05:36] ---     Oh, pull yourself together, Nagi Sanzenin! [05:40] ---     I have to master being ordinary,     no matter what it takes, [05:42] ---     and become Hayate's ideal girl! [05:45] ---     I'm absolutely not going home until I do! [05:47] ---     Now, come and get me,     ordinary! I'm your opponent! [05:53] ---     There it is! Ordinary! [05:55] ---     Huh? [05:56] ---     I found it! I-I-I found ordinary! [05:59] ---     What are you doing here, Little Sanzenin? [06:01] ---     Ayumu Nishizawa. SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa [06:04] ---     She freely wields the ordinary     under any and all circumstances. SIGN    Alignment: Ordinary SIGN    Race: Ordinary [06:07] ---     The most ordinary life form     in "Hayate the Combat Butler"! SIGN    Ability: Ordinary SIGN    Ordinary SIGN    Ordinary [06:12] ---     What's that supposed to mean?!     Excuse me for being ordinary! [06:15] ---     Yeah, seriously! [06:16] ---     What?! [06:17] ---     Of all people, you being     ordinary is a problem. [06:20] ---     What is this?! You're not making any sense! [06:22] ---     What's a mere hamster doing here anyway?! [06:26] ---     I'm free to go wherever I choose, aren't I?! [06:28] ---     Or rather, quit calling me "hamster" already! [06:31] ---     Humph! [06:32] ---     Oh! [06:35] ---     *That's it! * [06:36] ---     *If I observe her, I may be     able to master the ordinary! * [06:40] ---     Honestly! What was that all about anyway? [06:45] ---     Stare! [06:47] ---     Hey! Why are you following me?! [06:50] ---     Do you have some problem with being followed? [06:52] ---     I do! I'm about to go shopping! [06:55] ---     That's perfect! [06:56] ---     I wanted to see what     ordinary shopping is like! [06:59] ---     Huh? [07:01] ---     Wh-Why does it end up like this? [07:06] ---     Ah! So this is a station! [07:09] ---     I know about these! This is where     you get on and off trains, right? [07:13] ---     I'd seen them in mangas, but I     never imagined that they were real. [07:16] ---     *Oh, man. Does she really mean to follow me? * [07:19] ---     All right! [07:30] ---     I'm being bullied! [07:32] ---     I am being bullied by the station! [07:34] ---     I'm against bullying! [07:36] ---     Just because I'm not ordinary! [07:37] ---     I'm against discrimination! [07:39] ---     You can go in if you pay. [07:46] ---     Honestly! Why did I have to buy her a ticket? [07:50] ---     Now! We will finally be     boarding a train, won't we?! [08:05] ---     Oh, you perv! [08:07] ---     Impossible! [08:09] ---     I cannot get on it! [08:11] ---     Is it ordinary to get on board     at those kinds of speeds? [08:14] ---     Huh?! [08:15] ---     Th-That was a super-express!     Ordinary trains will come by, too! [08:19] ---     What?! Then that wasn't ordinary?! [08:22] ---     What the heck... [08:29] ---     Wow! [08:31] ---     Look! The scenery is scrolling     sideways and it's just flying by! [08:36] ---     Hey, where's the driver's seat? [08:38] ---     I want to try driving it, too. [08:39] ---     What?! [08:40] ---     There's no way you can do that! [08:43] ---     This isn't some video game! [08:45] ---     Oh, you can't? I'm good at the     "Pop by Train" game, though. [08:53] ---     H-Hey... [08:55] ---     Huh? [08:57] ---     What's wrong? [08:59] ---     Everyone is sitting on my     seat without my permission. [09:02] ---     Huh?! [09:03] ---     Of course, they are! This     seat isn't just for us! [09:07] ---     What?! It's not?! [09:09] ---     No way! You don't even know stuff like that?! [09:12] ---     Oh, please! I mean, ordinarily,     that's common sense! [09:15] ---     D-Don't talk about everything being     ordinary, like you're proud of it! [09:32] ---     You know, I've been wondering     about this for a while now, [09:35] ---     but why are you so hung     up on what's ordinary? [09:37] ---     It's none of your business! [09:39] ---     But you're the one who     attached yourself to me! [09:44] ---     Come on, hurry! [09:47] ---     What? We're going to walk that far? [09:50] ---     That's right. The store's     about 500 meters from here. [09:54] ---     Why didn't we go all the     way there on the train? [09:57] ---     Don't be ridiculous! [10:01] ---     Wh-What's this? [10:03] ---     Everyone's lined up! [10:03] ---     I'd like 3. [10:05] ---     Oh, excuse me! [10:06] ---     Yes? [10:07] ---     Is Koyuki's ultimate seafood     cake still available? [10:09] ---     Yes, you're still fine. [10:11] ---     All right! Talk about lucky! [10:13] ---     Could this be what they call "the line"?! [10:15] ---     The thing that always     appears on the release date [10:18] ---     of new video games and     limited anime merchandise?! [10:20] ---     Yup! It's a super popular cake     and they only make 50 every day. [10:24] ---     Today, my parents and little     brother are gone on a trip, [10:27] ---     so I'm going to totally enjoy     the cake all by myself! [10:31] ---     Oh, I'm not sharing any of it with you. [10:33] ---     I don't want any. [10:34] ---     Being ordinary means wanting     awfully stupid things, doesn't it? [10:37] ---     I'm absolutely not sharing it! [10:42] ---     Hey, it's not moving at all. [10:44] ---     Patience. Patience. [10:45] ---     Things taste especially good when     you have to wait a long time. [10:49] ---     Wait. Huh? [10:50] ---     Wh-Where could she have gone? [10:53] ---     Hey! Hamster! [10:56] ---     Over here! [10:57] ---     Honestly! What do you want?! [11:00] ---     Rejoice! [11:00] ---     I was able to buy their limited     product without getting in line. [11:05] ---     Thank you very much for your purchase. [11:07] ---     The 3-piece limited edition 18-karat     gold XPS360 comes to 5 million yen. [11:12] ---     I-I do not want it! [11:14] ---     What?! [11:18] ---     I'll take it all!     (Zenbu kure!) [11:22] ---     It's Mister Rerere!     (Rerere no ojisan da!) [11:24] ---     What? [11:28] ---     H-Hayate, how about getting a     photo booth sticker together? [11:31] ---     What?! [11:33] ---     Ooh, she said it! [11:34] ---     Ayumu, hang in there! [11:36] ---     Uh, but I have to go to work now. [11:39] ---     It won't take long! So, come     on! You know, in commemoration! [11:42] ---     Okay? Okay? Okay? [11:43] ---     In commemoration? Of what? [11:45] ---     Uh, um... [11:47] ---     To commemorate you going to work...? [11:49] ---     Huh? [11:50] ---     Anyway, just one! I only want one! [11:50] ---     Whoa, Miss Nishizawa! [11:55] ---     The ultimate seafood cake is sold out. [12:00] ---     The limited cake... [12:02] ---     Now, don't be so disappointed. [12:03] ---     Hey, whose fault do you think this is?! [12:16] ---     In the end, I was only able to     get the leftover cream puffs. [12:19] ---     This is what happens to you [12:21] ---     when you try to do things     that you normally don't do. [12:23] ---     After all the trouble I've gone     to learn the ordinary, too. [12:26] ---     This won't serve as any     kind of reference now. [12:28] ---     Why is it that everything you     say has to be so spiteful? [12:32] ---     Sheesh! I'm having your     family come pick you up. [12:36] ---     Tell me your phone number. [12:41] ---     What is that?! [12:43] ---     Hey, no peeking at my photo booth stickers! [12:46] ---     You! This is unforgivable! [12:47] ---     When in the world did you get     something like that with Hayate?! [12:50] ---     Grin. [12:52] ---     Hehe, are you jealous? [12:54] ---     This photo booth sticker is     a memento for Hayate and me. [12:57] ---     I-I have something, too! [12:59] ---     Can't tell you! [13:01] ---     Look! [13:01] ---     I have Hayate's number at     the top of my address book! SIGN    Address Book     Hayate Ayasaki [13:05] ---     Wait, you have your own cell phone! [13:08] ---     I won't tell you his number, hamster. [13:11] ---     How about it? Jealous much? [13:13] ---     I think I might be a bit jealous! [13:17] ---     Since we're here, I'm going     to make it clear to you! [13:19] ---     Hayate belongs to me, all right?! [13:22] ---     What?! [13:23] ---     Even if you're super ordinary, on     the order of being a World Heritage, [13:26] ---     that's one fact that's never going to change! [13:28] ---     H-Hah! [13:30] ---     I bet he'll get tired of a     spoiled rich girl like you [13:32] ---     and he'll leave you soon enough! [13:40] ---     I-I'm not following you anywhere anymore! [13:44] ---     Hurry up and get lost! [13:46] ---     J-Just who do you think you are?! [13:48] ---     You were bothering me to begin with anyway! [13:58] ---     Come on. [14:01] ---     I'll walk you home. [14:03] ---     Leave me alone! [14:04] ---     You could listen to me a little! [14:08] ---     Ow! [14:11] ---     You have blisters! [14:12] ---     That's for walking all over the     place when you're not used to it! [14:15] ---     I told you to leave me alone! [14:17] ---     You should call home and have     someone come pick you up. [14:20] ---     I'm absolutely not going home     until I've mastered the ordinary! [14:25] ---     Then, do you want to come to my place? [14:28] ---     I live nearby. [14:30] ---     I know I mentioned this earlier,     but no one's home today, [14:33] ---     so you can come over for now. [14:45] ---     No helping it then. [14:46] ---     If you insist, then I'll keep you company. [14:48] ---     Oh, you're so stubborn! [14:53] ---     Wow! [14:57] ---     Sorry for the wait. Here you are. [15:00] ---     Th-Thank you. [15:06] ---     Tasty, isn't it? [15:12] ---     I-I'm sorry about earlier. [15:15] ---     You missed buying the cake because of me... [15:20] ---     I'm a bit surprised. [15:21] ---     What? [15:22] ---     I guess you do know how to properly     say "thank you" and "I'm sorry". [15:27] ---     D-Don't mock me! [15:29] ---     Even I know how to say such things. [15:34] ---     This is good. [15:35] ---     Right?! They cost 200 yen a piece! [15:39] ---     Oh, it's that cheap? [15:42] ---     What?! [15:43] ---     But I don't know how you can     live in such cramped quarters. [15:46] ---     I totally understand how figurines     must feel in their showcases now. [15:49] ---     I-Is that what you say to a person     after you ate their cream puff?! [15:53] ---     All right! Next, I'll     have you serve me dinner! [15:56] ---     Keep bringing on the ordinary! [15:59] ---     She's totally unrepentant... [16:03] ---     Wow! So this is an ordinary dinner! [16:06] ---     It's all frozen food, though. [16:13] ---     What the heck? [16:15] ---     Huh? [16:15] ---     Everything's on a far smaller scale, [16:18] ---     but "ordinary" is not so different     from what I normally do. [16:22] ---     I see. [16:35] ---     You know, if you weren't super rich,     you'd be a pretty ordinary girl, too. [16:41] ---     Me? An ordinary girl? [16:43] ---     I mean, you're stubborn and you hate to lose. [16:46] ---     Wh-What was that?! [16:47] ---     You get all worked up about the guy you like, [16:50] ---     but the way you do it can be a bit cute, too. [16:55] ---     You're a very ordinary girl. [17:03] ---     That's right! [17:05] ---     I'm an ordinary girl! [17:07] ---     But Hayate just doesn't get it at all! [17:10] ---     Hayate doesn't? [17:13] ---     Huh, so that's why you were so     hung up about being ordinary. [17:16] ---     That's exactly right. [17:18] ---     I see! So Hayate likes ordinary girls! [17:22] ---     I'm not going to lose! [17:24] ---     Huh? [17:25] ---     No matter what past you     might share with Hayate, [17:28] ---     my bond with him will never waver     over a measly photo like that! [17:32] ---     Huh? Photo? You mean,     the photo booth sticker? [17:35] ---     Huh? [17:36] ---     Oh, please. There's no way there's     anything so deep behind that thing. [17:40] ---     Huh?! [17:43] ---     What the heck? [17:45] ---     Your story was almost shockingly devoid     of anything surprising or moving. [17:48] ---     It certainly shows what a master     of the ordinary you are. [17:51] ---     Ooh! The way you said that just bugs me! [17:54] ---     It was a compliment, you     know. You should be happy. [17:58] ---     This is my room. [18:00] ---     You can use the bed. I'll     sleep in the living room. [18:04] ---     Well, good night. [18:05] ---     Hey! [18:07] ---     Huh? [18:08] ---     Uh, no, I mean... [18:10] ---     I-I wouldn't mind sleeping with you. [18:14] ---     I-I-I just thought you might     be scared to sleep by yourself. [18:18] ---     I-I don't really care either way. [18:24] ---     Then, shall we sleep together? [18:27] ---     Yeah! [18:29] ---     Oh, also... [18:30] ---     Huh? [18:34] ---     Inform Hayate that I will     be staying the night here. [18:37] ---     What?! [18:39] ---     Just this once! You hear me?! [18:41] ---     O-O-Okay! [18:47] ---     Oh, H-Hayate? It's me, Ayumu Nishizawa. [18:51] ---     Um, uh... [18:53] ---     Yeah, it's been a long time. [18:57] ---     Wait! [18:58] ---     Huh? [18:59] ---     D-D-Don't turn that off. [19:02] ---     All right. [19:03] ---     Good night, Little Sanzenin. [19:05] ---     "Nagi" is fine. [19:09] ---     Good night, Little Nagi. [19:11] ---     Good night, hamster. [19:13] ---     Wha?! [19:14] ---     *And thus, the night wore     on for the dreaming girls. * [19:18] ---     Now, next time, the butler battles     will finally reach a climax! [19:22] ---     *They will fight and fight and fight     their crazy, crazy, crazy hearts out! * [19:26] ---     Incidentally... [19:27] ---     Is that right? [19:29] ---     Yes, I understand. [19:31] ---     Then please take good care of     the Miss for me, Miss Nishizawa. [19:37] ---     *Hayate had almost no screen     time in this episode, * [19:41] ---     *so why is he here with no     events leading up to it? * [19:44] ---     *On the contrary, he actually     had his screen time. * [19:52] ---     See? Right there. [19:55] ---     And see? There as well. [20:01] ---     And he was even here. [20:06] ---     Hurry it up, will you? [20:08] ---     Oh, pardon me. [20:11] ---     *Always ready to save Miss Nagi from danger, * [20:14] ---     *he made sure to stalk her. * [20:16] ---     Correction. He was making sure to     tail her, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z. [20:24] ---     *It seems there's no longer a need for     me to help the Miss and her friend. * [20:28] ---     My dear Hayate! [20:31] ---     Over here, my dear Hayate! [20:34] ---     Isumi?! [20:35] ---     What are you doing there?! [20:37] ---     I was taking a stroll in     my yard when I got lost [20:40] ---     and before I knew it, I     found myself in this place! [20:44] ---     Please hold on! I am coming to help you! [20:46] ---     Please hurry, my dear Hayate! [20:49] ---     Please don't panic, Isumi! [20:50] ---     Wait for me, Isumi! [20:52] ---     W-Wataru! [20:54] ---     Young Sir, it's dangerous to climb up there! [20:57] ---     I am coming to help you! [21:03] ---     I'm almost there, Isumi! [21:04] ---     Wataru! [21:09] ---     Isumi! [21:22] ---     No, please get off me! [21:23] ---     No! Butler-in-debt, ya perv! [21:24] ---     Just what do you think a girl's body is for?! [21:26] ---     Wait, why do I gotta come fallin' down, too?! [21:28] ---     Wait, hurry up and make a jab, askin'     where the heck I came fallin' from?! [21:31] ---     Are you all right, Isumi?! [21:33] ---     Oh, my dear Hayate truly     is a dependable gentleman. [21:38] ---     So, the punch line is that     yet again, in this episode, [21:42] ---     it was the butler-in-debt who     was secretly the most active. [21:44] ---     That's it for the filler segment [21:47] ---     "save the regular fall guys"! [21:50] ---     Why... [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:05] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     Wataru and... [23:26] ---     Wataru & Saki's [23:27] ---     Saki's... [23:27] ---     Butler Report [23:28] ---     Butler Report! [23:29] ---     What's up?! Wataru Tachibana here. [23:31] ---     And Saki Kijima. [23:33] ---     Young sir, about the promotional     merchandise you mentioned... [23:36] ---     What about an autographed candid picture [23:38] ---     of the shop's mini-manager, Wataru Tachibana? [23:41] ---     Saki?! When was this taken?! [23:44] ---     This is payback for last     time! How do you like that? [23:46] ---     Well, anyway, Rental Video Tachibana [23:49] ---     is a shop where you can     always count on a smile! [23:51] ---     If you find yourself in the neighborhood,     please stop by and and visit us! [23:54] ---     Yes! Mystery! SIGN    Preview [23:58] ---     It hasn't snowed yet, this year. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     It's already been a year, hasn't it? [24:03] ---     Time certainly does fly. [24:05] ---     I'm a butler who was reborn to fight you! [24:08] ---     Take this! [24:09] ---     It's you...! [24:10] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:11] ---     "Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!" [24:12] ---     Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!! [24:15] ---     At the moment, you've lost     your butler powers... [24:17] ---     Because of the curse brought on by that     woman, the chairwoman of Hakuo Academy. [24:20] ---     Did you know? [24:21] ---     "Cyborg" is short for "cybernetic organism!" [24:24] ---      38 - Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Nag     When watching TV, [00:04] Hay     please keep the room bright... [00:06] Mar     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] Nag     That's right. [00:12] Kuz     What? [00:13] ---     Sion, is this true? [00:18] Shi     Yes. Though, it is just a rumor. [00:23] Kuz     I have more money than I know what to do     with and I do not even especially want it, but... SIGN    I love cream puffs.     by Kirika Kuzuha SIGN    Eat pumpkin flan every day.     by Kirika Kuzuha SIGN    I want the Earth.     by Kirika Kuzuha SIGN    I want to eat millefeuille.     by Kirika Kuzuha SIGN    I want Hayate Ayasaki. Kirika Kuzuha [00:33] Mar     As a way to stave off boredom, it     will be worth seeing if it is true. [00:39] Shi     Um, Mistress Kuzuha, those are     for the Tanabata Festival... [00:49] Nar     Whosoever commands the     butlers, commands the world! [00:52] Nar     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [00:58] Hay     Now, today, the episode will have     to do with the Milky Way... [01:01] Nag     Enough already! It's Christmas! [01:02] Nag     Part one of the advance     final episode is starting! [01:05] Shi     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:08] Shi     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:10] Shi     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:16] Shi     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:21] Shi     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:27] Shi     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [01:32] Shi     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [01:38] Shi     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [01:43] Shi     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [01:48] Shi     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [01:54] Shi     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [01:59] Shi     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [02:02] Shi     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:05] Shi     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:10] Shi     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:13] Shi     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:16] Shi     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [02:35] ---     Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!! [02:41] Hay     The Miss certainly is taking a long time. [02:43] Hay     Might she be playing games     in her room or something? [02:46] Mar     No, she made sure to attend last     yet, so I think that is unlikely. [02:50] Mar     Besides, this was the invitation... [02:51] ---     Invitation [02:54] Hay     "If you do not attend, I will spread     around an embarrassing photo of you. [02:58] Hay     By Mikado Sanzenin." [03:03] Hay     The Miss? [03:04] Hay     True, the Miss may find this     an embarrassing photograph. [03:08] Mar     She fell for a trap set by Grandfather     Mikado and this was her penalty for losing. [03:12] Hay     A... "trap"? [03:15] Mar     I think it involved investing in     a game company on that occasion. [03:19] Mar     He fed her false information about the     release of the Dreamcast 100 Mega CD Master System. [03:24] Mar     Well, the loss was limited     to about 20 billion, though. [03:28] Hay     Th-That's the kind of trap a grandfather     lays for his young granddaughter? [03:36] Hay     Um, who is this butler-looking person? [03:39] Mar     Oh, that's Himegami. [03:41] Mar     Nagi's previous butler. [03:43] Hay     Wow, so this is him. [03:45] Hay     But what in the world is he doing? [03:47] Mar     Who knows? Perhaps he's looking     for UFOs or something. [03:50] Mar     Also, he seemed to like high     places for some reason. [03:53] Hay     I see... [03:54] Nag     Sorry to keep you two waiting. [04:03] Hay     Miss... [04:04] Hay     That's the coat I lent you long ago... [04:07] Nag     Well, I wasn't sure what I wanted to wear [04:09] Nag     and I just happened to see it when     I was looking through my closet. [04:12] Nag     It's true! [04:18] Mik     Now... Ahem. [04:19] Mik     I am truly happy to see you     all again here this year. [04:23] Mik     As you can see, I am still alive and kicking. [04:26] Mik     My condolences to those of you     waiting for your inheritances. [04:30] Mik     Now, to even longer life for me. And     prosperity for the Sanzenin family. [04:33] Mik     And prosperity for the Sanzenin family. [04:35] Mik     Merry Christmas! [04:37] All     Merry Christmas! [04:40] Hay     So, all of these people are     related to the Sanzenin family... [04:44] Mar     Yes, everyone comes together     like this every year. [04:46] ---     To pay their respect to Grandfather Mikado. [04:49] Nag     It was also after I had escaped from this     party that I met you for the first time last year. [04:54] Hay     I see, so that's how it was. [04:56] Sak     What's this, Nagi? Stayin'     in a corner like that? [04:59] Sak     This is a party, after all. [05:00] Sak     Try to look like yer sufferin' more! [05:03] Sak     Merry... [05:04] Hay     ...Stigmas! [05:07] Hay     Please, Sakuya, that's a Showa Era gag. [05:11] Sak     A brilliant jab. [05:13] Sak     You've grown. [05:15] Hay     Thank you very much, master! [05:17] Sak     Ya just keep on devotin'     yerself to the art like that. [05:18] Gil     Hey, Hayate Ayasaki. [05:21] Hay     This voice... [05:22] Gil     Please be defeated by me next year for sure! [05:25] Gil     I will be counting sorrowfully on you. [05:27] Sak     Hey, Bro, where'd ya sneak in from? [05:29] Hay     You certainly don't get discouraged easily. [05:32] Hay     I'd completely forgotten     about it recently, but... [05:35] Hay     Tell this to the other     potential heirs as well! [05:37] Hay     If you want the Sanzenin fortune, first,     defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki! [05:43] Hay     I'm really glad we've made it to     the end of the year without mishap. [05:48] Nag     Hayate... [05:53] Mik     You're shabby-looking as ever, boy. [05:56] Mik     There's no sense of what you're made of. [06:00] Mik     Incidentally, this is a can made of steel. [06:02] Hay     When did you get over here?! [06:03] Sak     That wasn't funny one bit, Gramps. [06:06] Mik     I dumbed myself down to your level. [06:08] Sak     What's the big idea anyway?! It's     a party, so dress like yer at one! [06:12] Gil     Oh, great Mikado! Please give me your fortune! I'm begging you! [06:14] Mik     So how about it? Have you found     the meaning of life since then? [06:17] Gil     Come on, you could just give it to me! [06:17] Hay     What? Well... [06:19] Gil     Please stop! [06:19] Hay     Yes! Protecting the Miss is my life's... [06:21] Gil     I am a concerned party! [06:23] ---     To what purpose? [06:27] ---     Well, that is... [06:28] ---     I owe the Miss a great deal, after all. [06:31] ---     And I also have a debt of     150 million to begin with. [06:36] ---     Hey, you old geezer! [06:37] ---     Don't appear for the first time     after so long and criticize Hayate! [06:39] ---     Oh, my god! [06:41] ---     Miss... [06:41] ---     Why does this always happen?! [06:42] ---     Go train with Senjinmaru     somewhere or something! [06:47] ---     Let's go, Hayate. [06:48] ---     Oh... What? Um, but... [06:50] ---     Oh, Grandfather. [06:52] ---     Maria, my granddaughter is being mean to me! [06:55] ---     Yes, yes. [06:57] ---     Oh, that's right. [06:58] ---     Hold on for a second. [07:01] ---     Maria! [07:05] ---     Here. [07:08] ---     To Maria [07:10] ---     Happy Birthday Maria     I'll continue to count on you.     Nagi [07:15] ---     I'm going out for a bit. [07:16] ---     You make sure you babysit that guy. [07:25] ---     Thank you, Nagi. [07:27] ---     She could've just said it to your face. [07:29] ---     That darn shy granddaughter. [07:31] ---     Maria, what's your perspective on this? [07:34] ---     Are you referring to Hayate? [07:35] ---     He's done very well for us. [07:37] ---     Nagi adores him, too. [07:39] ---     But... [07:41] ---     Nagi, your true feelings     have yet to reach Hayate... [07:45] ---     Hayate, don't you pay any attention     to what that bastard says. [07:46] ---     Loser Park [07:49] ---     That old geezer lives for making     other people's lives difficult. [07:52] ---     Is that so? [07:53] ---     But anyway, I guess it hasn't     snowed yet this year. [07:56] ---     It's already been a year     since then, hasn't it? [07:59] ---     Yes, the days go by so fast. [08:02] ---     Won't you go with me? [08:04] ---     What? [08:06] ---     I want you! [08:10] ---     I-It's about time we took     things to the next level. [08:14] ---     I even wore the coat that     holds our memories, after all. [08:17] ---     This is where I should     casually take the initiative! [08:22] ---     A-Aren't the stars pretty, Hayate? [08:25] ---     Yes, they certainly are. [08:28] ---     It's quite the romantic Christmas Eve. [08:31] ---     I'm sure that right about     now, all across the city, [08:33] ---     l-lovers are looking up at the     night sky, deep in conversation. [08:37] ---     E-Especially since the stars     are sparkling so brightly. [08:40] ---     Miss, you have an interest     in celestial bodies? [08:44] ---     Then I shall tell you about     the winter constellations. [08:47] ---     Then, first, please look     towards the northern sky. [08:50] Hay     Let us look for the North Star, a fundamental in stargazing. [08:52] Nag     Hayate must be feeling self-conscious. [08:55] Nag     Darn shy bastard! [08:55] Hay     The popular method of looking for the North Star is to find the Big Dipper, [08:57] Hay     but that is actually only for the spring and summer. [09:00] Hay     It's winter right now, so we'll use the Cassiopeia constellation. [09:03] ---     Oh, incidentally, as to why I'm     familiar with explaining such things, [09:07] ---     I worked on the 60th floor     of the Nikko building... [09:10] ---     Wh-What the hell is this?! [09:13] ---     Things were just getting good! [09:16] ---     Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! [09:18] ---     Could it be a construction     worker or something? [09:25] ---     I'm Cyborg Butler! [09:28] ---     I am a butler who was reborn     in order to fight you! [09:34] ---     Hayate, what is it that     I'm looking at right now? [09:38] ---     Explain it to me so I can understand. [09:40] ---     What? Well... [09:42] ---     Stop calling me "old mister"! I     might not look it, but I'm still 20! [09:45] ---     Wait, I haven't even said anything yet! [09:47] ---     This odd development of a battle... [09:49] ---     I had no idea it was still continuing. [09:54] ---     Drill Knee! [09:58] ---     Hayate... [10:00] ---     What are you doing?! [10:02] ---     Broken Bullet! [10:18] ---     You leave me no choice.     I will be your opponent! [10:21] ---     H-Hey, Hayate! [10:23] ---     It's dangerous, so please stay back. [10:25] ---     Here we go, mystery-person! [10:26] ---     Look over here. [10:32] ---     Hayate?! [10:33] ---     M-My body... [10:35] ---     Merry Christmas, Hayate Ayasaki. [10:38] ---     Ms. Superintendent?! [10:39] ---     So this was your doing, as I suspected! [10:40] ---     Um, I don't know what you're up to here, [10:43] ---     but could you at least leave     us alone during Christmas? [10:46] ---     Gotcha! [10:47] ---     Let go, you pipsqueak! [10:49] ---     You settle down, you pipsqueaky pipsqueak! [10:52] ---     White Serpent Magic, Seventh     Spell. Butler Killer! [11:10] ---     Hayate! Hayate! [11:13] ---     Are you all right, Hayate?! [11:15] ---     Yes, Miss... [11:18] ---     Do it. [11:18] ---     Are you really all right? [11:20] ---     Yes, I'm perfectly fine. [11:22] ---     Here goes! [11:23] ---     Drill Knee! [11:25] ---     For a butler, a technique     he's already seen is... [11:32] ---     Broken Bullet! [11:40] ---     H-Hayate... [11:43] ---     Miss... [11:45] ---     Hell and Heaven! [11:58] ---     Hayate! [12:08] ---     Hayate... [12:13] ---     Sion! [12:14] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [12:17] ---     Yeah! [12:18] ---     Yeah! [12:20] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, this photograph will... [12:22] ---     Sweet crêpes. Tasty crêpes. [12:25] ---     It's Mister Crêpe's Japan's     tastiest mobile crêpe vendor! [12:28] ---     Ooh! [12:29] ---     Oh, Mistress Kuzuha! [12:32] ---     Hayate! [12:33] ---     Finish him off, just to be safe! [12:35] ---     Final Hammer approved! [12:36] ---     Drive! [12:37] ---     Hayate, pull yourself together! Hey! [12:39] ---     Miss, please do not mind me. Just run. [12:43] ---     Don't be ridiculous! Running and     leaving you behind would be... [12:46] ---     Goldion Giant Mallet! [12:50] ---     D-Don't you dare touch Hayate! [12:52] ---     Miss... [12:53] ---     Turn to light! [13:08] ---     Who the hell are you?! [13:16] ---     Bastard! Are you with them?! [13:20] ---     Well, whatever. This is a good opportunity. [13:23] ---     I'll show you the greatest and     final weapon that I've got left! [13:26] ---     And that's... [13:28] ---     Courage! [13:36] ---     You are... [13:41] ---     Hayate! [13:42] ---     Hayate! [13:49] ---     Himegami, you... [13:51] ---     Himegami? Who might that be? [13:54] ---     I am the mysterious hero, [13:58] ---     Princess God.     (hime = princess, gami/kami = god) [14:00] ---     That's a literal translation... [14:04] ---     Great explosion!     (Dai bakuhatsu!) [14:09] ---     Tsumagoi Village.     (Tsumagoi-mura) [14:13] ---     Huh? Where am I? [14:15] ---     Hello, there, Hayate. Long time no see! [14:18] ---     Hey! SIGN    Mother SIGN    Father [14:19] ---     Mom! Dad! [14:20] ---     I thought you foisted off your debt     on me a year ago and went into hiding. [14:25] ---     What about you? What's with that outfit? [14:28] ---     What? [14:29] ---     I-I'm currently working as Miss Nagi's     butler at the Sanzenin household. [14:34] ---     So? What in the world do you want? [14:36] ---     How rude of you after all this time. [14:39] ---     But I mean, a butler? [14:42] ---     Hayate, there's no way you're qualified     for such a respectable job. [14:46] ---     What? [14:47] ---     After all, you're our son! [14:52] ---     Th-That can't be... [14:56] ---     Y-You okay, Hayate? [14:58] ---     So you have finally come to. [15:00] Shi     A d-dream... [15:02] ---     Are you really all right? [15:04] ---     Yes, pretty much... [15:06] ---     I am so sorry. [15:08] ---     My duty is to protect the Miss, and yet... [15:11] ---     I-It's fine. Everyone has their bad days. [15:15] ---     Besides, you know... [15:16] ---     Recovering from defeat is a standard     plot device in hero manga. [15:20] ---     R-Right... [15:22] ---     I swear! Where have you been and what     have you been doing all this time?! [15:26] ---     Showing up shamelessly after all this time! [15:28] ---     Himegami! [15:30] ---     Besides, you were fired from the     Sanzenin household a long time ago! [15:34] ---     So this is Himegami... [15:34] ---     And what is with that mask?! [15:35] ---     Is it that thing? [15:36] ---     But I wonder what that mask is about... [15:36] ---     That mysterious white thing that's     been crucified in the basement?! [15:40] ---     Then get a spear! Get a spear to go with it! [15:43] ---     Hey, wake up! [15:47] ---     My head hurts. Why is that? [15:49] ---     It's because I hit you. [15:51] ---     Want me to hit you again? [15:53] ---     What?! [15:58] ---     Himegami! You bastard! How dare     you lay a hand on the Miss! [16:01] ---     You do it to me, I do it back to     you. I live by that principle. [16:05] ---     Why you! [16:07] ---     And I am not this Himegami person. [16:10] ---     Princess God. [16:12] ---     A mysterious hero just passing by. [16:14] ---     Enough already, Himegami! [16:16] ---     I am not Himegami. [16:18] ---     I've long told you that there's to     be no hitting, haven't I, Himegami? [16:21] ---     As I said, I am Princess... [16:23] ---     No, no. Akane Himegami. [16:23] ---     Akane Himegami [16:26] ---     Uh, um, why was he fired? [16:30] ---     Because he's an idiot! [16:32] ---     I see... [16:32] ---     I fired him because he was     an unbelievable idiot. [16:34] ---     Humph! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot! [16:37] ---     Do you think you look cool or     something with that mask on? [16:37] ---     I know what the Miss said, [16:39] ---     but he's not the previous butler for nothing. [16:39] ---     I already have Hayate, [16:41] ---     so there's no point in you coming back now! [16:41] ---     There's a kind of polished aura about him. [16:44] ---     Nagi and Himegami have always     been like that, so... [16:48] ---     Oh, i-is that right? [16:51] ---     W-Well, how about some tea to start with? [16:56] ---     Miss. Himegami. [16:58] ---     Please drink this for now     and compose yourselves. [17:01] ---     S-Sure, thanks. [17:04] ---     Hot! [17:06] ---     H-Hayate, what's with this tea? [17:08] ---     It's hot enough to burn my tongue. [17:10] ---     What? That's not right. [17:19] ---     Hayate... [17:20] ---     H-Hey, Ayasaki, what are you doing?! [17:23] ---     At that rate, you are a failure as a butler! [17:26] ---     I am so very sorry! [17:27] ---     Um, p-please pardon me! [17:30] ---     Wh-What the? That's strange. I was     sure I did everything right... [17:34] ---     However, that was not the     last of Hayate's mistakes. [17:39] ---     Wh-What the? [17:40] ---     Ayasaki! [17:42] ---     Wh-What the? [17:44] ---     Ayasaki! [17:46] ---     Wh-What the? [17:47] ---     Ayasaki! [17:49] ---     Furuya Station Police Box [17:50] ---     It seems he got lost while running errands. [17:53] ---     What in the... [17:54] ---     A-ya-sa-ki... [17:56] ---     Ayasaki, what the hell are you doing?! [17:59] ---     P-Pardon me! [18:02] ---     Christmas Cakes [18:03] ---     How would you like a Christmas cake?! [18:06] ---     I-Is it just my imagination? [18:08] ---     I have a feeling that something     bad's happening to Hayate... [18:14] ---     And to me, too! [18:15] ---     Well, leaving that aside, once     again back at the estate... [18:19] ---     Hayate, what in the world     has gotten into you? [18:21] ---     This isn't like you at all. [18:23] ---     Y-Yes... [18:25] ---     Why don't you take a little time off? [18:28] ---     Oh, no, please! [18:29] ---     I agree, that may be a good idea. [18:32] ---     I-I am fine! [18:34] ---     I can't be the only one to take time     off during the busy year-end period! [18:37] ---     Nah, don't worry. I've also got     Maria, after all. Rest easy. [18:42] ---     I understand. [18:51] ---     What could have happened to Hayate? [18:54] ---     He's been unable to accomplish     any of his duties as a butler. [18:58] ---     Say, Maria, could it be     that I'm a poor mistress? [19:03] ---     What? [19:04] ---     I want to be encouraging to Hayate, [19:06] ---     but the words just don't seem     to come out quite right. [19:10] ---     Even if he makes some mistakes or loses     in fights, Hayate is still Hayate. [19:15] ---     But a part of me had always thought     of him as an invincible hero, so... [19:26] ---     Miss... [19:28] ---     What in the world has happened to me? [19:31] ---     You're that way because your butler     abilities were sucked out of you. [19:34] ---     By that woman. [19:35] ---     What?! [19:39] ---     Himegami... [19:41] ---     A banana? [19:43] ---     I'm not giving it to you. [19:45] ---     Wh-What's with this person? [19:48] ---     Never mind that. Um, about     what you just said... [19:51] ---     Right now, you have lost     your powers as a butler. [19:54] ---     Because of the curse laid down by that woman, [19:57] ---     the superintendent of Hakuou Academy. [19:58] ---     How would you know such a thing? SIGN    End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy Nagi Sanzenin [20:03] ---     This is from the school festival... [20:07] ---     Don't tell me... [20:09] ---     Have you been watching over     the Miss all this time? [20:12] ---     Please answer me! [20:15] ---     Nagi is heavy of heart. [20:17] ---     Because she had faith in you and you lost. [20:21] ---     And now, you are no longer     capable of protecting Nagi. [20:25] ---     That is not...! [20:30] ---     See? There you go. [20:35] ---     Let me give you some friendly advice. [20:36] ---     Leave this place. [21:01] ---     There's no stamp on it or anything. [21:03] ---     Someone hand-delivered this. [21:13] ---     Hayate? Um, if you'd like, how     about some tea with everyone? [21:32] ---     This is...! [21:33] ---     Letter of Resignation [21:40] ---     This is how it should be. [21:42] ---     To protect the Miss, this is the     only course of action for me. [21:45] ---     Hayate disappears alone. What     could he mean by those words? [21:49] ---     Next time, at long last, they will     fight against the final episode. [21:52] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:54] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:58] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:07] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:21] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:26] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:33] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:38] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:43] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:49] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:55] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:56] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:06] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:09] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:13] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:26] ---     Wataru & Saki's [23:26] Wat     Wataru and... [23:27] Saki     Saki's... [23:28] Nag     And Nagi's! [23:28] 3     Butler Report! [23:28] ---     Butler Report [23:31] Nag     I'm back! Nagi Sanzenin here. [23:33] Wat     Wataru Tachibana! [23:34] Saki     I'm Saki Kijima. [23:36] Wat     What's up, Nagi? This corner is usually [23:38] ---     about advertising for Rental Video Tachibana. [23:40] Nag     There were a lot of complaints     about the flirting between you two, [23:43] ---     so I'm here to check up on you! [23:45] Saki     Goodness, flirting?! That's an     inappropriate way of putting it, miss! [23:48] Wat     That's right! Don't be stupid! [23:50] Nag     So, who do you like more, Isumi or Saki? [23:53] Nag     Oh, time's up. [23:54] 3     There'll be a special edition next time! SIGN    Preview [23:57] Hay     If I become your butler, you'll give up     on the Sanzenin family fortune, right? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:01] Hay     But why would you want that,     after stealing my butler power? [24:03] Shi     So that you can obtain even     greater butler power... [24:06] Shi     And be reborn as the perfect butler,     who is totally loyal to me! [24:11] Hay     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:12] Hay     The conclusion to this battle, [24:14] Hay     "Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,     Friend to Good Children!" [24:14] ---     Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,     Friend to Good Children! [24:16] Nag     Hayate... as long as I have you...! [24:19] Hay     Miss! [24:20] Nag     Did you know? [24:21] Nag     In America, they call episodes with endings     designed to keep you in suspense "cliffhangers!" [24:25] ---      39 - Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt, Friend to Good Children! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching TV, [00:04] ---     please keep the room bright... [00:06] ---     ...and sit well away from the TV. [00:08] ---     That's right. [00:14] ---     What? Hayate's left the residence?! [00:17] ---     We will need to find a     replacement immediately. [00:20] ---     Hey! [00:21] ---     Mr. Klaus. [00:22] ---     He has insisted on quitting himself. [00:25] ---     It would be another story if     he had discussed it with us. [00:31] ---     M-Maria, what should I do?!     Hayate's really gone and done it! [00:34] ---     All because I was so awkward with him... [00:39] ---     Nagi... [00:41] ---     Hayate, where in the world     have you disappeared to? [00:45] ---     Whosoever commands the     butlers, commands the world! [00:49] ---     The Great Butler War that will     shake up the world has just begun! [00:54] ---     Part two of the advance final     episode! Startin' at last! [00:57] ---     Um, is this the only screen time we get? [01:01] Shi     Zettai nante shinjinai!     I don't believe in absolutes! [01:04] Shi     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:06] Shi     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru     The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:12] Shi     Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga     A demon that I just can't win against [01:17] Shi     Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)     Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;) [01:23] Shi     Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara     Experience points are almost not enough [01:28] Shi     Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma     Training for life, working hard at trial and error [01:34] Shi     Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi     Tougher the problem the more it gets me going [01:39] Shi     Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi     Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me [01:44] Shi     Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta     I've found a treasure map [01:50] Shi     Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!     Totally free, I'll take you and push forward! [01:56] Shi     Happii na kanchigai     A happy misunderstanding [01:58] Shi     Chikai wa yuruganai!     My pledge will stand fast! [02:01] Shi     Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru     I'll even change the direction of the wind [02:06] Shi     Kakkou wa kini-shinai     I won't care how I look [02:09] Shi     Unmei ja kujikenai!     No destiny will discourage me! [02:12] Shi     Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!     Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds! [02:31] ---     SIGN: Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,     Friend to Good Children! [02:34] ---     Merry Christmas! [02:37] ---     Sis, don't tell me you've been drinking     all this time since Christmas Eve? [02:41] ---     Yes! [02:42] ---     White Christmas, my ass! [02:44] ---     In that case, gosh darn it,     I'm gonna turn totally red! SIGN    Summer Beer SIGN    Beware of Fire [02:52] ---     Hina! [02:54] ---     I may not look it, [02:56] ---     but I've received a couple thousand     Open Heart pendants, you know! [02:59] ---     Drivers and treaters and Loch Ness Monsters! [03:02] ---     Just lemme stay a college student! [03:05] ---     Even though it's been a long time     since I've been a college student. [03:08] ---     I'm a teacher, you know! Ahem! [03:10] ---     What are you? From the Bubble Generation? [03:12] ---     If you're lonely, you     could've just come home. [03:15] ---     Me? Lonely? [03:19] ---     S-Sis?! [03:29] ---     To Sis     Merry Christmas     Hina [03:33] ---     A white Christmas, huh? [03:37] ---     Huh? Hayate? [03:42] ---     What are you doing here? [03:43] ---     N-Nothing. I just came for something     I forgot in our classroom. [03:47] ---     But you seem to be empty-handed. [03:51] ---     You are not accepting your     defeat graciously, Ayasaki. [03:55] ---     I imagine you were visiting the     classroom that holds all your memories [03:59] ---     and bidding your final farewell to Sanzenin. [04:01] ---     Is that about right? [04:02] ---     Farewell? [04:03] ---     Have you found your resolve? [04:05] ---     I will give the Superintendent     my answer in person. [04:08] ---     What's going on? [04:09] ---     What in the world is the     Superintendent up to? [04:12] ---     Well, that is... [04:14] ---     A rumor has been circulating in the     butler community since around autumn. [04:18] ---     Sion! [04:19] ---     It went like this: whoever defeats     the butler Hayate Ayasaki [04:23] ---     will receive the vast Sanzenin inheritance. [04:26] ---     What? [04:27] ---     I thought it was just a wild rumor, [04:29] ---     but it seems it was not altogether false. [04:34] ---     Hey, Hayate! [04:36] ---     Just show it to me! [04:36] ---     Wait! That's... [04:39] ---     Looks like you had a terrible Christmas... [04:41] ---     Yes, well... [04:43] ---     Could this be...? [04:45] ---     This is blackmail! [04:47] ---     Um, Hinagiku... [04:49] ---     You make it sound so ugly. [04:50] ---     Hand over the original file to this photo! [04:52] ---     Taking advantage of     someone's weakness is low! [04:55] ---     Oh-ho. [04:58] ---     Please stop. Hinagiku has     nothing to do with this. [05:01] ---     What are you saying, Hayate?! [05:03] ---     Now, how about you hurry     up and take me to her? [05:06] ---     Wait, Hayate! [05:07] ---     Please don't breathe a     word of this to the Miss. [05:14] ---     Hayate! [05:18] ---     But this is... [05:27] ---     You have done well to come, Ayasaki. [05:29] ---     Have you found your resolve     to become one of my subjects? [05:32] ---     If I become your butler, [05:34] ---     you'll relinquish your claim     on the Sanzenin inheritance? [05:37] ---     Yes, I will promise you that. [05:39] ---     But why? You stole my butler powers from me. [05:42] ---     You will be gaining even greater     butler powers than you had before. [05:46] ---     And you will be reborn into a perfect butler, [05:50] ---     who swears his devotion to me, body and soul. [05:58] ---     Hayate... [06:03] ---     Yes, this is the Sanzenin residence. [06:06] ---     Oh, Hinagiku. What? Hayate is... [06:09] ---     Hello? It's me! [06:11] ---     What?! [06:12] ---     He told me to keep it a secret,     but I just couldn't let it go. [06:15] ---     And it seemed like he was being blackmailed. [06:18] ---     Something to do with the     Sanzenin inheritance. [06:22] ---     Hayate did this to protect     me and the Sanzenin family... [06:26] ---     Nagi... [06:28] ---     Damn that Hayate! Trying to     handle this all by himself! [06:31] ---     A butler and his mistress are as one! [06:33] ---     We must stand together, no matter     what difficulties or crises we face! [06:37] ---     Then, as Hayate's mistress, there     is only one thing for you to do. [06:41] ---     Yes! [06:42] ---     Hold down the fort in my absence, Maria! [06:44] ---     Yes, ma'am. [06:46] ---     Sion, bring the item. [06:49] ---     What? [06:50] ---     Yes, Mistress Kuzuha. [06:56] ---     Th-That's...! [06:58] ---     A butler treasure from ancient times. [07:01] ---     Huh? [07:04] ---     Wh-What could this butler     treasure possibly be?! [07:07] ---     To be continued in the second half! [07:11] ---     Ramipasu, ramipasu, rerererere!     (Ramipasu, ramipasu, rerererere!) [07:16] ---     Rerere and re, how are you doing?!     (Rerere no re, genki desu ka?!) [07:19] ---     I obtained this treasure when     I was exploring the Amazons. [07:24] ---     Th-The Amazons? [07:25] ---     I originally went there to obtain     the legendary vanilla beans. [07:31] ---     The cave we accidentally     discovered were the ruins [07:34] ---     of an ancient butler super-civilization,     which had fallen eons ago. [07:39] ---     Uh, um, what in the world is this     ancient butler super-civilization? [07:42] ---     However, we unflinchingly proceeded     deeper and deeper inside. [07:46] ---     Oh, she ignored me. [07:49] ---     At the back of the cave was the giant     serpent Jörmungandr, Jör for short. [07:52] ---     And there, he was protecting     the ancient treasure. [07:57] ---     We, too, won his trust and became     guardians of the treasure, [08:02] ---     and thus... [08:04] ---     I gained the power to     wield White Serpent Magic! [08:07] ---     I gained the power to become     a handsome young man! [08:10] ---     Jör granted these powers to us! [08:12] ---     So that we might protect     the treasure with him! [08:14] ---     D-Doesn't that mean they're     being used by the serpent? [08:21] ---     Oh, they really are being controlled... [08:23] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, you should be honored! [08:26] ---     I will allow you to also see [08:28] ---     the treasure of the ancient     butler super-civilization! [08:32] ---     This ancient butler uniform     still lies slumbering. [08:35] ---     Sion and I have tried it with     numerous butlers thus far, [08:38] ---     but no matter how superior     these butlers were, [08:41] ---     they were rebuffed by the garment     and could not even don it. [08:50] ---     Uh, but wait, that's not a butler's uniform! [08:54] ---     However, you should be able to     don this garment, without fail. [08:58] ---     Now, become a butler who     serves us body and soul! [09:02] ---     But that's not a butler's...! [09:04] ---     Incidentally, once you don this garment, [09:06] ---     you will never be able to take it off again. [09:08] ---     Furthermore, if you should     be rebuffed by the garment, [09:10] ---     there will be a retaliatory curse     that turns you into a white serpent. [09:13] ---     What?! [09:14] ---     And now, we will conduct the ceremony. [09:17] ---     Elohim essaim, elohim essaim, [09:20] ---     I beseech you to indulge this fan girl. [09:23] ---     Sacred ancient garment, awaken now! [09:29] ---     The most powerful butler uniform     is finally about to awaken! [09:34] ---     Miss! [09:39] ---     That's...! [09:40] ---     Hayate must be there! [09:41] ---     Yes, ma'am! [09:44] ---     There she is! [09:45] ---     Hey! Over here! [09:48] ---     So it's begun. [09:51] ---     Hayate, are you all right?! We've come to... [09:53] ---     Huh?! [09:55] ---     Is it sweet, Mistress? [09:59] ---     Yes, truly exceptional. [10:01] ---     I'm so happy, meow. [10:03] ---     Nice. [10:04] ---     H-Hayate! Hey! What happened to you...? [10:07] ---     Oh, my! We have guests! [10:09] ---     I will prepare the tea right away. [10:11] ---     H-Hayate, you don't recognize me...? [10:15] ---     He is my butler now, body and soul. [10:18] ---     Behold that design! [10:20] ---     Truly, the legacy of an     ancient super-civilization. [10:24] ---     Is he still called a butler even     when he's dressed like that? [10:28] ---     A-Anyway, I'm taking Hayate back with me! [10:30] ---     Hey, Hayate! [10:31] ---     Let's start by getting that thing off him! [10:33] ---     R-Right. [10:44] ---     Do not interfere. [10:46] ---     This snack time is a 30,000 year     old desire of mine, slither. [10:51] ---     I see. Though this seems     a bit too simplistic. [10:54] ---     That's right! [10:55] ---     This serpent is controlling Hayate     and the Superintendent, slither! [11:04] ---     H-Hey, move aside! [11:06] ---     Stand in my way and I'll...! [11:09] ---     Hayate Ayasaki has no need     of two mistresses, slither! [11:16] ---     P-Protect the Miss! [11:32] ---     Who are you, slither?! [11:34] ---     Himegami?! [11:36] ---     My name is Princess God. [11:38] ---     Born in darkness, living in darkness... [11:39] ---     Well, whatever. [11:41] ---     I'll leave that guy to you! [12:04] ---     H-Hey, Hayate! Now's your chance!     Hurry up and get that weird outfit... [12:08] ---     Yes? [12:10] ---     Since it's come to this, even     if I have to use force... [12:13] ---     Wh-What are you doing?! [12:15] ---     Just get that outfit off him, Nagi! [12:18] ---     Right! [12:19] ---     Please stop! [12:22] ---     They seem to be having fun. [12:23] ---     But it's too soon. [12:25] ---     That garment has yet to     achieve its true awakening... [12:27] ---     What are you plotting? [12:35] ---     Hinagiku! Himegami! [12:38] ---     Nagi! [12:40] ---     Hayate is my butler! [12:42] ---     I will let no one have him! [12:45] ---     I don't need the mansion... [12:48] ---     I don't need my fortune... [12:50] ---     Hayate, [12:51] ---     if you'll just be there for     me, that's all I care about! [12:55] ---     Even if you've lost your butler powers. [12:59] ---     So... [13:00] ---     So, please! Wake up, Hayate! [13:11] ---     Hayate, you... [13:14] ---     Miss, I am so very sorry! I... [13:18] ---     I...! [13:20] ---     Hayate... [13:22] ---     You'll be punished for this later. [13:26] ---     Yes, Miss! [13:33] ---     Hayate! [13:34] ---     It's begun. [13:42] ---     Stab! [13:49] ---     Th-The impudence! [13:54] ---     I'm your opponent! [13:56] ---     H-How gallant, slither. [14:00] ---     H-Hayate! [14:01] ---     Come on! Run! [14:04] ---     Not to worry, Miss. [14:06] ---     But right now, your butler powers are... [14:09] ---     I'll be fine. Even without such powers, [14:12] ---     as long as I have you to believe in me, [14:15] ---     I am... [14:17] ---     I am still a butler! [14:19] ---     Hayate! [14:26] ---     Wh-What just happened? [14:28] ---     "If one wishes to awaken     the sacred butler uniform, [14:31] ---     "he must..." [14:32] ---     Um, how do you read this? [14:35] ---     Let me see that! [14:36] ---     Let's see... [14:37] ---     "...he must temporarily     lose his butler powers." [14:41] ---     "The treasure exists to test whether     he possesses a true butler's soul [14:46] ---     "and lies slumbering in     the guise of a maiden." [14:50] ---     "However, when he is truly recognized,     the treasure will awaken" [14:54] ---     "and it will surely reveal its     rightful form before his very eyes." [15:01] ---     S-So that's how it works. [15:03] ---     I would love to have this     strategy guide, slither. [15:05] ---     There are too many mysteries to begin with [15:07] ---     that you need a strategy     guide to figure out, slither! [15:09] ---     So? Where did you buy this book? [15:12] ---     On Yahoo! Auction. [15:16] ---     Ah! This time, for sure! [15:18] ---     This time for sure, the most powerful     butler uniform will awaken! [15:21] ---     Uh, um, I'm Hayate Ayasaki, [15:24] ---     a butler who protects the     Sanzenin family and Miss Nagi. [15:28] ---     Yes. [15:29] ---     So this is the legendary butler uniform! [15:31] ---     Talk about tasteless. [15:33] ---     Th-This is what I spent 30,000 years on? [15:36] ---     Ah! You're sparkling! [15:38] ---     So cool! You look super cool, Hayate! [15:41] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [15:45] ---     Hey! Are you people blind?! [15:48] ---     Infernal thing! [15:49] ---     I will destroy that stupid item, slither! [15:51] ---     I will be free, slither! [15:57] ---     H-Hayate! [15:59] ---     Come to me now! [16:01] ---     The lethal butler technique     that's mine and mine alone! [16:07] ---     Here I go! [16:40] ---     Hayate. [16:43] ---     Miss. [16:46] ---     It's dangerous in here! Get outside! [16:54] ---     Th-The academy's precious facility... [16:58] ---     Himegami! [17:00] ---     Thanks to you, I have this awakened     item in my possession now. [17:04] ---     Himegami... [17:06] ---     Please take good care of Nagi. [17:09] ---     Don't tell me you used Hayate     just for that thing?! [17:12] ---     What?! [17:13] ---     I didn't want to wear it     myself to undo the curse. [17:17] ---     What the hell is that glittery     outfit anyway?! Well, Himegami?! [17:21] ---     I am not Himegami. I am Princess God. [17:24] ---     In time, I will save this world... [17:25] ---     Enough! [17:27] ---     Just three more pieces and the legendary     God Butler Dragon will be... [17:32] ---     Sheesh! What's with him?! [17:35] ---     But if it weren't for Himegami, I     may have stayed like that forever. [17:39] ---     Well, maybe, but... [17:45] ---     Wh-Where am I? [17:47] ---     What in the world have I     been doing all this time? [17:51] ---     M-Mistress Kuzuha! Thank goodness! [17:56] ---     It looks like those two are     free of the curse as well. [17:59] ---     Which means... [18:01] ---     Peace has returned to Hakuou Academy now. [18:05] ---     Sion, your smaller form     is fine in its own way. [18:09] ---     Oh, Mistress Kuzuha. [18:13] ---     Uh, but they don't seem to     be all that different... [18:16] ---     Oh, that reminds me! What about     the original file to that photo? [18:19] ---     Oh! It's in here! [18:21] ---     The memory card's probably     in a million pieces, too! [18:26] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [18:30] ---     I see. Then please be     careful on your way home. [18:34] ---     I will be waiting for you, Nagi. [18:38] ---     Everyone should be arriving about now. [18:51] ---     Have a good Christmas, you two. [18:54] ---     Huh? I didn't know you were     still at school, Hina. [18:58] ---     Wait... Whoa! The hell is this?! [19:01] ---     Well, a lot happened... [19:03] ---     Never mind that. What are *you *Ndoing out here at this hour, Sis? [19:06] ---     Huh? Oh, I was just going     to buy some beer snacks. [19:09] ---     I figured I'd go for a fresh round of drinks. [19:14] ---     Want me to keep you company? [19:16] ---     Oh, but I'll be having juice, naturally. [19:19] ---     Sure! [19:23] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [19:26] ---     Nah, don't mention it... [19:29] ---     S-Say, Hayate... [19:31] ---     Don't let it bother you so much. I also... [19:38] ---     Th-This is bad. [19:40] ---     Now that I'm face-to-face with him,     I feel self-conscious all over again. [19:43] ---     But this is Christmas, after all... [19:48] ---     We're going to take a little detour. [19:50] ---     What? [19:51] ---     Christmas Cakes [19:52] ---     M-Merry Christmas! Everyone,     please buy a cake! [19:57] ---     Wait a minute. [19:58] ---     Could it be that if these don't     sell, I'll get to keep them all? [20:04] ---     Um, Miss, what are we doing here? [20:07] ---     You remember this, right? [20:09] ---     Yes, of course. [20:10] ---     In this past year, I've     grown a great deal, too. [20:15] ---     Behold! I can even buy this     "warm" thing myself now! [20:20] ---     Hayate, this is for you! [20:23] ---     What? [20:24] ---     Just accept it! [20:27] ---     See? We were unable to obtain     this "warmth" that time, [20:31] ---     but here it is now, in our hands. [20:35] ---     This is the year that you     and I have spent together. [20:39] ---     Thank you for all the "warm" days. [20:42] ---     Miss... [20:44] ---     Merry Christmas, Hayate. [20:47] ---     A Merry Christmas to you, Miss. [20:53] ---     Miss, what is the matter? [20:56] ---     Could it be that you've grown sleepy already? [21:01] ---     Ouch! [21:02] ---     What was that for, Miss?! [21:04] ---     I swear! You are just so...! [21:07] ---     P-Please wait, Miss! [21:18] ---     Nagi and my dear Hayate certainly     are taking a long time. [21:21] ---     Seriously. After we prepared this     private gatherin' for 'em, too. [21:24] ---     Let's just dig in already. [21:27] ---     Oh, no, you don't, Young Sir. [21:39] ---     Ladies and gentlemen watching     "Hayate the Combat Butler", [21:42] ---     thank you for your support thus far. [21:44] ---     Starting next time, we will     also have a fresh look [21:47] ---     and we will bring you the 4th half-season     of "Hayate the Combat Butler". [21:51] ---     Waratte lun-lun-lun     Smile lun-lun-lun [21:53] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo     Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried [21:57] ---     Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku     A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart [22:03] ---     Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [22:06] ---     Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu     A whimsical dance with you under the sun [22:20] ---     Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete     Riveted by the hand you've casually offered [22:25] ---     Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no     My next words become lost [22:32] ---     Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni     The mature gaze that envelopes me [22:37] ---     Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku     Makes me forget my bravado [22:42] ---     Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo     Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights [22:48] ---     Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo     And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream [22:54] ---     Lun-lun-lun     Lun-lun-lun [22:55] ---     Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita     Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile [23:00] ---     Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?     Look, there's a smile there already, see? [23:04] ---     Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu     With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu [23:04] ---     Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka     In a breeze of your making [23:12] ---     Odoru hidamari no dansu     A dance in a sunny spot [23:25] ---     Nagi and... [23:26] ---     Hayate's... [23:27] ---     Butler Report [23:27] ---     Butler Report! [23:28] ---      [23:29] ---     I'm Nagi Sanzenin, and my     dream is being creative! [23:30] ---     I'm Hayate Ayasaki. [23:32] ---     We've arrived at the final episode of     the Hayate the Combat Butler anime! [23:34] ---     Thank you all for your support! Please     look forward to our next project! [23:37] ---     Miss, the show isn't over yet! [23:39] ---     It's just like a certain hermit once said,     "We're gonna keep going a little longer." [23:42] ---     Oh, is that true? How annoying. [23:44] ---     Starting next time, defying all expectations,     Hayate the Combat Butler enters it's next cour! [23:48] ---     I'm going to keep working hard to be     a first-rate butler for you, miss! [23:51] ---     O-oh! Well, I'm counting on you, Hayate. [23:53] ---     Haiyaya! SIGN    Preview [23:57] ---     Hayate! [23:58] ---     What's the matter, miss? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     I'd like to see the first sunrise of the new     year at a place with a pretty view of the sea. [24:02] ---     Just the two of us! [24:04] ---     I'm not sure I see the point. [24:06] ---     It's going to be really cold out. [24:07] ---     Shut up, stupid! [24:08] ---     Stop your whining and get ready! [24:10] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:12] ---     New Year's Food is Good,     But Have Some Hayate, Too [24:12] ---     "New Year's Food is Good,     But Have Some Hayate, Too" [24:14] ---     Did you know? In Vietnam,     it's supposed to be good luck [24:17] ---     to eat watermelon on New     Year's! And in Hong Kong, [24:20] ---     it's traditional to give New     Years gifts to adults, too! 40 - New Year's Food is Good. but Have Some Hayate, Too Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:11] ---     A Happy New Year to you! [00:15] ---     For the first episode of the     year, we will start with... SIGN    Hayate the Combat Butler! Annual New Year Hidden Talent Contest [00:18] ---     "Hayate the Combat Butler! Annual..." [00:20] ---     Actually, "First"... [00:21] ---     "New Year Hidden Talent Contest"! [00:25] ---     Is it all right that the host isn't Machaaki? [00:27] ---     Looks like we're reusing the set from     "Burst of Laughter On-Air Battle". [00:31] ---     And now, first up is... [00:32] ---     Red Team, a live performance     on various instruments [00:35] ---     and leaping through a ring of fire! [00:39] ---     Hot! Hot! [00:41] ---     10 points! 10 points! 10     points! 10 points! 10 points! [00:43] ---     Next up is the White Team! [00:44] ---     Foreign language comedy routine and     leaping through a ring of fire! [00:47] ---     "Enough's enough!" [00:47] ---     This is unreasonable! Impossible! [00:49] ---     This is cruel! The logic is ill! [00:51] ---     10 points! 10 points! 10     points! 10 points! 10 points! [00:53] ---     Head Judge [00:54] ---     A word, please, Head Judge. [00:55] ---     It's so idiotic. [00:56] ---     Are there only stupid shows     like this on during New Year's? [01:00] ---     After all, they even say, "New Year's     food is good, but have some curry, too." [01:03] ---     Oh, as I recall, we have     a new show starting today. [01:06] ---     Indeed? [01:06] ---     Gale Force Squadron     Hayate the Combat Butler     Giant [01:07] ---     "Hayate the Combat Butler - Giant"! [01:10] ---     Animation Produced by     Synergy SP [01:12] ---     "Giant"? Does that mean     you're going to become big? SIGN    Special Skills SIGN    Photography: Eiichi Terada SIGN    Art: Toshiko Kaizu SIGN    Editing: Keiko Onodera SIGN    Color Coordinator: Kayo Ohno [01:15] ---     That would be like that old show     that tried to get more viewers SIGN    Director: Keiichiro Kawaguchi SIGN    Animation Director: Takashi Uchida [01:17] ---     and pointlessly gigantified     their normal-sized hero... SIGN    Storyboards:     Episode Director: Shinichi Watanabe [01:18] ---     Shut up! [01:19] ---     It's Silver Mask! [01:20] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [01:22] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [01:27] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [01:31] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [01:34] ---     They are both a bit clueless [01:36] ---     and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, [01:38] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [01:44] ---     Happy New Year. [01:46] ---     "Hayate the Combat Butler –     Giant!" is about to begin. [01:48] ---     Wrong! [01:49] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [01:51] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:54] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:00] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [02:05] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:10] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [02:16] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest! [02:22] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [02:27] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [02:32] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [02:38] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [02:44] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [02:46] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [02:49] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [02:54] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [02:57] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:00] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [03:18] ---     New Year's Food is Good,     But Have Some Hayate, Too [03:22] ---     On the night of New Year's Eve... [03:24] ---     The year is about to come to a close. [03:27] ---     How about going on the year's     first trip to a shrine? [03:28] ---     What? [03:29] ---     Staying cooped up at home, steeped in     manga, online games, and lame anime. [03:33] ---     That is the proud, world-renowned way     that Japan celebrates New Year's! [03:37] ---     Well, you have a point, but... [03:42] ---     You've regained your memory! [03:43] ---     Oh, right. I got swallowed up     by the Bartra Space-Time Current [03:47] ---     and got flung all the way to Kujukuri! [03:51] ---     Look, Diomitis, it's the dawn of mankind. [03:54] ---     Come to think of it, this is     the year's first sunrise... [03:58] ---     "To think the first sunrise I     saw with my destined partner [04:00] ---     "was the first sunrise of the year... [04:02] ---     "Oh, how romantic!" [04:04] ---     That's not bad. [04:07] ---     Songs change with the times and     the times change the songs. [04:09] ---     Man, I guess this year is almost over. [04:12] ---     A lot sure has happened since     I came to this residence. [04:15] ---     Well, it's passed without mishap and     I owe it all to the Miss taking me in. [04:19] ---     I should be grateful. [04:21] ---     Wow, I feel embarrassed when you     say it so candidly like that. [04:24] ---     What?! [04:25] ---     Whoa! M-Miss?! Where did you come from?! [04:28] ---     Or rather, what are you doing here? [04:31] ---     Well, uh, it's nothing big, but... [04:33] ---     Blush [04:34] ---     I was thinking I'd kind of like     to see the Asahi (sunrise)... [04:37] ---     Huh? But I only have a copy     of the Tokyo Sports here... [04:39] ---     The UFO stories on the front page     pique my curiosity sometimes. [04:43] ---     WHAM [04:44] ---     I see, I see. That's the head that     comes up with these stupid jokes. [04:48] ---     Pardon me... [04:49] ---     Darn it, you just don't get it! [04:51] ---     I'm saying I want to go see the first     sunrise on a pretty beach somewhere! [04:55] ---     Just you and me! [04:57] ---     Huh? What's the point in going to see that? [04:59] ---     Shut up, you jerk! Quit     complaining and get ready! [05:02] ---     Yes, ma'am! [05:04] ---     Um, could it be that we're bicycling there? [05:08] ---     Yes! We're keeping this a secret     from Klaus and the others, [05:10] ---     so we can't go by car or chopper, right? [05:15] ---     Uh, you said we were going to the beach, [05:17] ---     but where are we specifically going? [05:19] ---     Kujukuri Beach! SIGN    Ocean SIGN    Kujukuri Beach [05:23] ---     What's wrong? [05:24] ---     Um, even roughly speaking, SIGN    Nerima [05:26] ---     it's at least 100km from this     mansion to Kujukuri Beach. SIGN    Roughly 100km [05:30] ---     Wouldn't you be able to     make it in about an hour? [05:33] ---     A-An hour would be... [05:34] ---     I see. [05:35] ---     Well, we just have to get there by     sunrise, so we can take it slow. [05:37] ---     W-Wouldn't it still be better     to take Maria and the others [05:39] ---     and make the trip with everyone? [05:41] ---     Hahahaha [05:41] ---     Taking a car or a chopper? [05:43] ---     I am saying that I want to go     with you, just the two of us. [05:46] ---     Or what? Do you have a problem     with being alone with me?! [05:49] ---     Goodness, no! [05:52] ---     Riding tandem on bicycles     is against the traffic laws, [05:55] ---     but most of Nerima Ward is the     Sanzenin family's private property, [05:58] ---     so it's not a problem. [06:00] ---     This anime certainly puts     convenience above all else. [06:02] ---     It's what's called "the adult circumstances". [06:04] ---     But to think my parents foisted     off a debt of 150 million on me [06:07] ---     and I almost got taken to an overseas     resort by "very generous people"... [06:12] ---     It's hard to believe it really happened. [06:13] ---     Because they really *are     *Nunbelievable situations. [06:16] ---     Th-That's true. [06:17] ---     But well, we were able to     meet thanks to that, so... [06:20] ---     Y-Yes... [06:22] ---     B-By the way, Hayate, [06:25] ---     d-does this bicycle have     heating or something? [06:28] ---     Pardon? [06:29] ---     My legs are starting to feel chilled... [06:31] ---     Th-That's a bit... [06:33] ---     It looks like your plan to     ride tandem on a bicycle [06:35] ---     in the middle of this winter night     to go all the way to the beach [06:38] ---     was a bit problematic. [06:39] ---     What?! It is not problematic! [06:42] ---     If I had just instrumentalized my skirt more, [06:44] ---     the plan would have been perfect. [06:47] ---     Now, now, you're going to catch a cold. [06:51] ---     We still have a long way to go, [06:52] ---     so perhaps we should come up with     a new instrumentality project. [06:55] ---     True... [06:57] ---     This is the legendary diamond-pearl card, [06:59] ---     which is one step above the     black card that has no limit. [07:02] ---     Uh, but no matter how     amazing the credit card is, [07:04] ---     only convenience stores and Don Quixote     discount stores are open at this hour. [07:07] ---     W-Welcome. [07:08] ---     Welcome! [07:10] ---     No way! I mean, this is... [07:12] ---     Takatan Department Store [07:13] ---     ...a super prestigious high     class department store! [07:15] ---     It's not normally open at this hour! [07:18] ---     Put it all on this card. [07:19] ---     With pleasure! [07:21] ---     BAM [07:23] ---     Miss, wh-what is this? [07:25] ---     You sure are ignorant. Don't you     know what a covered carriage is? [07:28] ---     I mean, aren't these usually     drawn by an ox or something? [07:30] ---     They even hitched it up for free. [07:32] ---     Ox?! [07:34] ---     Nagi? Nagi? [07:36] ---     Where could she have gone? [07:39] ---     And Hayate isn't here, either. [07:41] ---     Oh? [07:42] ---     There she goes again, reading manga     and leaving it lying around... [07:45] ---     "The Romance of Kujukuri"... [07:48] ---     Don't tell me... [07:49] ---     "Shiwasu", the twelfth month... [07:51] ---     It means that everyone is     busy at the end of the year [07:54] ---     and that even teachers are running around. [07:55] ---     And... [07:58] ---     ZWINNNNNNGGGGG [07:59] ---     ...the butler-in-debt was also running. [08:03] ---     Inertial drift! [08:06] ---     For your information, this anime     is staying within the speed limit. [08:08] ---     Ah! You're amazing, Hayate! [08:10] ---     You are unsurpassed on the     Metropolitan Expressway! [08:11] ---     Yes! At this point... [08:13] ---     ...no one can catch up to me     with my boosters at full power! [08:18] ---     But is it all right for us to be bicycling     on the Metropolitan Expressway? [08:20] ---     Ah! I'm glad I bought up the     Metropolitan Expressway. [08:24] ---     Adult circumstances. [08:25] ---     Yup, yup. [08:31] ---     Passing signal?! [08:33] ---     At night on the Expressway, this     indicates that the race is on. [08:42] ---     H-Hayate... [08:44] ---     I know. The miracle is still to come! [08:47] ---     What shall we do, Maicule? [08:49] ---     Chitt, I have faith in you! [08:54] ---     Not a soul... [08:57] ---     ...shall be permitted to run ahead of me! [09:00] ---     VROOOM [09:05] ---     I can see time! [09:08] ---     That's 600R, the high speed turn of death! [09:10] ---     I'll make him disappear from my     rearview mirror with this turn! [09:13] ---     Not that he has a rearview mirror. [09:15] ---     The probability of going in at full     throttle and clearing it is 27.8%. [09:21] ---     Chitt, I have faith in... [09:23] ---     Maicule, please don't spill. [09:26] ---     Can I make it? [09:28] ---     Secret technique, ditch hooking! [09:33] ---     Maicule, what do you want to do?! Maicule?! [09:35] ---     All right, Chitt! Fire the rocket boosters! [09:38] ---     This is madness! Or rather, you're an idiot! [09:39] ---     Are you an idiot?! [09:41] ---     Knight Foundation [09:41] ---     Maicule?! Maicule?! [09:41] ---     A single man will change the world! [09:43] ---     Maicule! [09:46] ---     Youthful mistakes are so hard to admit to. [09:50] ---     This anime is totally staying     within the speed limit. [09:58] ---     Ah! It's pitch black, but we're at the beach! [10:02] ---     It's the beach! It's the beach! [10:05] ---     I've reached my limit... [10:06] ---     It looks like we'll be able to watch     the first sunrise together now. [10:10] ---     It's the beach! [10:13] ---     I-I'll go buy something     warm for the time being. [10:17] ---     Sure. I'll be waiting right here. [10:19] ---     It's the beach! [10:21] ---     Wait, now that I think about it,     I don't have my wallet with me. [10:27] ---     Here you are. [10:28] ---     M-Maria! [10:31] ---     Even for you, [10:33] ---     going at such speeds with someone     riding in the back is dangerous. [10:37] ---     P-Pardon me. I ended up going     just under the speed limit. [10:41] ---     Well, we'll retrieve the bicycle and     that ridiculous covered carriage, [10:45] ---     so please use that money to     get yourselves back home. [10:49] ---     Thank you so much for everything. [10:54] ---     Not at all. I'm the one who     should be thanking you. [10:58] ---     You're doing wonderfully,     protecting and guiding Nagi. [11:02] ---     Though, that's not to say     there aren't some problems... [11:04] ---     No, I'm still far from such... [11:06] ---     She seems happy since you came... [11:11] ---     I also... [11:14] ---     Oh, also... [11:16] ---     Happy New Year, Hayate. [11:21] ---     H-Happy New Year. [11:24] ---     I look forward to another year with you. [11:26] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [11:37] ---     Miss! It's almost sunrise! [11:40] ---     Here you are. Red bean soup. And Happy New... [11:49] ---     ...Year... [12:13] ---     Happy New Year, [12:16] ---     Miss. [12:21] ---     Shall we play a game of karuta cards?     (Karuta-asobi demo shimashou ka?) [12:25] ---     Karuta cards, huh? What a drag.     (Karuta ka? Kattaru.) [12:28] ---     On the night of New Year's day... [12:31] ---     Somewhere along the way,     we got a lot of snow... [12:33] ---     We got silvery landscape in no time at all! [12:36] ---     Sakuya also called to say she would     be coming for a New Year's visit. [12:39] ---     What? Saku is coming? [12:41] ---     Before we get to that, why are you     the only one who's dressed up? [12:43] ---     It's fine, isn't it? [12:45] ---     We're not doing anything     else New Year's-like anyway. [12:47] ---     New Year's... [12:49] ---     People are experiencing heavy     snowfall all over the world... [12:51] ---     Freakish weather... [12:53] ---     We live in an era where we can't     remain complacent forever. [12:56] ---     Mankind must rethink its     culture of mass consumption [12:58] ---     in favor of the environment... [13:00] ---     When you say that in a comfortably     heated room, playing a portable game, [13:02] ---     you have zero credibility. [13:04] ---     It's portable, so it's contributing     to the environmental cause... [13:07] ---     Oh, dear! Is it a power outage? [13:09] ---     Um, are you two all right? [13:12] ---     Oh, Hayate. I'm fine, but Nagi is... [13:17] ---     I-It got dark all of a sudden, so... [13:19] ---     I see. The snow must have     taken down some power lines. [13:22] ---     Normally, the backup generator     should kick in, but... [13:25] ---     Maybe the breaker's tripped on the     backup generator in the other building. [13:28] ---     The breaker will need to be reset manually. [13:30] ---     Then hurry up and do something     about this breaker thing. [13:34] ---     I'm going to die if it stays this dark. [13:37] ---     Miss... [13:38] ---     So, would you please do something about this [13:41] ---     before the batteries run out on the     game she's playing to distract herself? [13:44] ---     Roger that! [13:47] ---     The time left is approximately 3 hours. [13:49] ---     My mission this time is to restore power. [13:52] ---     The target location: [13:53] ---     the generator station, approximately     1km from the main house. [13:56] ---     Whatever the case, [13:58] ---     I haven't had such a butler-like job in ages! [14:00] ---     I have to do my best! [14:01] ---     Incidentally, there's a     blizzard raging outside. [14:01] ---     ROOOOAAAARRRR [14:04] ---     Holy... [14:05] ---     I-It's blustering worse than I'd thought... [14:08] ---     Even though we're in Tokyo... in Nerima... [14:10] ---     Could this be what they call     "tsudere (snooty softy)"? [14:12] ---     Earth sure is a "tsudere". [14:14] ---     That would be what they call a "tundra". [14:16] ---     Incidentally, a "tsudere" is... [14:18] ---     W-Well, I guess I'll see how it goes anyway. [14:22] ---     I am not going anywhere, [14:25] ---     so please just don't pull that, all right? [14:27] ---     Or it'll become an "Oh, dear!" situation. [14:29] ---     Earlier, you said something     about Saku coming? [14:31] ---     Oh, come to think of it, she hasn't shown up. [14:33] ---     It'd be funny if she got     stranded out there in the yard. [14:37] ---     No, not funny. Not funny. [14:38] ---     B-But... [14:40] ---     ...I feel like I might really get     stranded out in this blizzard! [14:44] ---     But this is for the Miss,     cowering in the darkness. [14:47] ---     I must restore the power at all costs! [14:49] ---     I can't give up! [14:51] ---     I can't allow myself to give up! [14:53] ---     Snow like this... [14:55] ---     Like hell this snow's going to get me down! [15:01] ---     Wait, this is a snowmaking machine! [15:04] ---     And what are you doing out here?! [15:07] ---     Ah... [15:08] ---     "Wait, this here's a snowmakin' machine!" [15:11] ---     Nice! That was a nice jab. [15:13] ---     Don't tell me you've been out here     in this fricking cold just for that? [15:18] ---     Well, somethin' like that. [15:21] ---     "Nice jab!" What point     is there in doing that? [15:24] ---     He's good! [15:25] ---     Where are your butlers? [15:27] ---     Oh, when I drew power for     this guy from the power line, [15:31] ---     they said the lights went out in the     main house, so they scurried off. [15:34] ---     This guy is what caused the power outage? [15:37] ---     Sorry. [15:39] ---     At any rate, you'll catch a cold     if you say out here forever. [15:43] ---     Please get inside the residence quickly. [15:46] ---     Well, I'd love to, [15:49] ---     but which way's the residence? [15:55] ---     We might seriously die, huh? [15:57] ---     ROOOOAAAARRRR [15:59] ---     At any rate, this is not     some snow-covered mountain! [16:02] ---     Things will work out! [16:03] ---     Please come with me. [16:05] ---     What's this? Yer more     dependable than I'd thought. [16:09] ---     And an hour passed. [16:11] ---     ROOOAAARRR [16:12] ---     Um, mind if I take back     everythin' I said earlier? [16:15] ---     M-May I ask you to wait just a little longer? [16:18] ---     What?! [16:20] ---     A yeti?! It's a snowman! [16:22] ---     This is perfect! [16:24] ---     I'll go ask him for directions real quick. [16:25] ---     A snowman may know the snowy roads well. [16:33] ---     He was kind enough to tell me. [16:35] ---     What? [16:36] ---     I take back what I said 'bout     takin' what I said back. [16:38] ---     He's done better than I thought. [16:39] ---     Generator Station [16:39] ---     This be the generator station. [16:41] ---     My coat's drenched. [16:43] ---     I know. We've literally "gotten wet". [16:47] ---     Oh, it's taken longer than I'd thought, [16:50] ---     so I need to hurry up and reset the     breaker and switch to the backup. [16:55] ---     But man, this place is shielded from     the wind, but it's still mega cold. [16:59] ---     Oh, so it's an independent     geothermal power generator. [17:02] ---     It looks like there's a     hot spring here as well, [17:05] ---     so perhaps it might be a     good idea to take a dip. [17:07] ---     A hot spring? I... [17:07] ---     Blush [17:10] ---     Takin' a dip in a hot spring in a     place like this, just the two of us... [17:13] ---     It'd be too embarrassin'. [17:18] ---     Why would that be? [17:20] ---     Guide Map [17:20] ---     What was that for? [17:22] ---     Shaddup, ya moron! That one     seriously ticked me off! [17:25] ---     As I asked before, why? [17:26] ---     Wanna go at it for another round?! [17:26] ---     Hot Spring     "Zapping Bath" [17:27] ---     Hey, c'mere for a sec! [17:34] ---     As I said, what was that for?! [17:37] ---     Shaddup! [17:39] ---     P-Please stop! [17:41] ---     Shut yer mouth! [17:45] ---     How d'ya like that? Learn yer lesson yet? [17:48] ---     I don't mean to keep repeating     myself, but what is this about? [17:50] ---     I might not look it, but I'm still     the eldest girl 'round here, [17:53] ---     so don't treat me too much like a kid. [17:56] ---     Coming from someone who does things     like this without hesitation... [17:59] ---     What d'ya say?! I'll show ya! [18:01] ---     I was kidding! [18:03] ---     I'm not treating you like a kid. [18:07] ---     Huh? [18:10] ---     Y-Ya aren't? [18:12] ---     This situation's definitely not good... [18:21] ---     I feel like I'm gettin' dizzy from the heat. [18:23] ---     But what shall we do? [18:25] ---     The breaker is located pretty far from here. [18:28] ---     Drenched as I am, I might freeze     to death before I get there. [18:32] ---     But I cannot leave the     Miss waiting any longer! [18:36] ---     Sorry. Want me to come with, too? [18:39] ---     No, I think that might not     exactly be advisable... [18:44] ---     I mean, you are technically a girl... [18:54] ---     Well, I'll be going then. [18:58] ---     Oh, is that the waterproof cell phone     that Kimutaku's been advertising? [19:04] ---     Oh, Makita? Is Kunieda there, too? [19:07] ---     2 hours and 50 minutes     since the mission started. [19:09] ---     5 meters left to the breaker room! [19:11] ---     However, the drenched butler-in-debt     was on the brink of mortal peril. [19:19] ---     This is bad... [19:21] ---     I'm so cold, things are     starting to look blurry. [19:23] ---     Maybe going naked would've     been better after all. [19:26] ---     But that would be sketchy     in terms of your appearance. [19:28] ---     I-I'm going to die at this rate... [19:33] ---     But... just a little longer... [19:36] ---     I'm so close to restoring     power for the Miss... [19:41] ---     But I'm just... Miss... [19:46] ---     Oh, dear! The flame in the lamp... [19:48] ---     What?! [19:49] ---     Don't tell me Hayate's... [19:50] ---     Could something have happened to Hayate? [19:53] ---     My Galadriel is dead! [19:56] ---     As I suspected, this must mean... [19:57] ---     I believe that's simply because     you weren't paying attention. [20:00] ---     Oh, the lights! [20:02] ---     Ah! [20:05] ---     Which means Hayate is fine! [20:07] ---     But Galadriel is dead. [20:15] ---     I managed to reset the breakers somehow, [20:18] ---     but I've got no strength left in me... [20:20] ---     Oh, man. I'm so cold... [20:24] ---     I can't take another step. [20:27] ---     Miss.. [20:29] ---     Maria... [20:32] ---     I was so... happy... [20:42] ---     Hayate! [20:43] ---     Ya can't give up! Get it together! [20:46] ---     Sakuya... [20:49] ---     I came to save ya. [20:51] ---     You'll be fine now. [20:53] ---     Look at how cold ya are! [20:56] ---     Your hands are incredibly warm... [21:04] ---     Ya hung in there real good. [21:06] ---     I had the wrong idea 'bout ya. [21:08] ---     Yer quite the go-getter, aren't ya? [21:11] ---     Yes, but... [21:13] ---     With it being winter and all, I'm     "sleet" and tired of the cold... [21:18] ---     Or something like that. [21:27] ---     Generator Station [21:28] ---     Makita! Kunieda! We're     leavin' that moron here! [21:31] ---     Roger that. [21:32] ---     What?! [21:33] ---     W-Wait! Sakuya! [21:37] ---     Oh, the lamp... [21:38] ---     Galadriel is still totally dead. [21:41] ---     But I wonder if Hayate really is all right. [21:45] ---     And thus, New Year's Day came to an end. [21:48] ---     Next time, they will fight     against a sudden farewell. [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:16] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:26] ---     Nagi and... [23:26] ---     Hayate's... [23:27] ---     Butler Report! [23:29] ---     Power Come Forth! I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:31] ---     I'm Hayate Ayasaki. [23:33] ---     Lots of new developments this time around!      The arrival of new enemies have certainly made things intense. [23:37] ---     There's going to be a mysterious     new rival showing up next time. [23:39] ---     The plan is for them to be good guys by the     final episode and help fight the great evil! [23:43] ---     Miss, did you actually watch this episode? [23:45] ---     It was nothing like that! [23:47] ---     Oh, it wasn't? [23:48] ---     The new cour is supposed to be full of     stories that fans of the manga will be happy to see! [23:52] ---     I'm not sure how much I believe that. [23:54] ---     Seeya! SIGN    Preview [23:58] ---     Good morning! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Hey, now, if you get too absorbed     in your chat you're gonna be late! [24:02] ---     S-something is different about Ms. Katsura! [24:05] ---     Something about her is radiant... [24:06] ---     Life is tender, and full     of sudden goodbyes, y'know? [24:10] ---     You're being so stupid! [24:11] ---     I don't care what happens to you!     Go die in a ditch, somewhere! [24:14] ---     Next time, "Despairing Goodbye to the Teacher     ~A Graduation Special" [24:17] ---     Be ready to Jack On with Hayate     the Combat Butler next time! [24:21] ---      41 - Goodbye Teacher, Despair - Graduation Special Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:14] ---     Then we'll see you later, Maria. [00:15] ---     See you later. [00:17] ---     Oh, yeah, Maria. [00:18] ---     If you have time, go rent the DVDs     listed here from Wataru's store. [00:23] ---     I understand. [00:24] ---     It's cold, so please be careful. [00:27] ---     It's not a problem!     I have that taken care of! [00:32] ---     It really is cold. [00:34] ---     Huh? What the? Where's the Miss? [00:38] ---     Hey, don't turn around!     I'll be directly in the wind! [00:42] ---     What?! [00:45] ---     You're very resourceful, Miss. [00:49] ---     Good morning, Hinagiku. [00:52] ---     What's wrong? You're all spaced out. [00:54] ---     Hinagiku! [00:56] ---     Oh! [00:57] ---     I'm sorry. There's     something on my mind, so... [01:00] ---     What?! [01:01] ---     Could it be that walking disaster     sprinkler of a superintendent [01:04] ---     has been up to no good again?! [01:06] ---     Oh, that woman should     be enjoying her vacation [01:08] ---     on a tropical island right about now. [01:24] ---     Here you are, Mistress Kuzuha. Say, "Ah!" [01:30] ---     But surely we didn't have to do     the New Year's Breaking of the Mochi [01:33] ---     all the way out here... [01:35] ---     Well, it's for good luck, after all. [01:38] ---     Th-Then, what in the world... [01:41] ---     Actually, my sis gave me New Year's money. [01:44] ---     What?! [01:45] ---     Miss Katsura gave you New Year's money?! SIGN    New Year's Money To Hinagiku From Sis [01:49] ---     She came over to the house yesterday     and left this on my desk. [01:53] ---     I mean, it was just 500 yen in there, but... [01:56] ---     500 yen?! [01:56] ---     Oh, that's all? [01:57] ---     Th-That's a fortune! [02:00] ---     All I ever got every year     was red beans or peanuts. [02:03] ---     Morning! [02:08] ---     Now, now. You're going to be late     if you're too caught up in chitchat. [02:12] ---     You're under arrest! [02:13] ---     There, a knock to your noggin. [02:17] ---     Sh-She's not her usual self! [02:19] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [02:21] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [02:26] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [02:30] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [02:33] ---     They are both a bit clueless [02:35] ---     and both have a bit of     the wrong idea about each other, [02:37] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [02:42] ---     M-Miss Katsura's acting     differently than usual! [02:44] ---     She's sparkling somehow! [02:46] ---     What in the world happened, Sis?! [02:48] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [02:51] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:53] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:59] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [03:04] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [03:10] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [03:15] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest! [03:21] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [03:26] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [03:31] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [03:37] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [03:43] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [03:45] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [03:48] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [03:53] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [03:56] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:59] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [04:17] ---     Despairing Goodbye to the Teacher     ~A Graduation Special [04:25] ---     What's wrong, you guys? [04:27] ---     Well, it's not really anything, [04:29] ---     but your Gigantor-esque change     in personality has us shocked... [04:32] ---     Could it be that you went     and ate some plants [04:35] ---     or maybe laughing mushrooms     from the side of the road? [04:37] ---     Oh? Why do you ask? [04:38] ---     Wh-Why? Well, because... [04:42] ---     It's just... [04:43] ---     It's just that today is a very     special day for me. [04:48] ---     A special day?! [04:49] ---     Well, it's almost time for the faculty     morning meeting, so later! [05:02] ---     This is...! [05:05] ---     What?! [05:06] ---     Katsy's quitting being a teacher?! [05:08] ---     Yes, that appears to be the case. [05:11] ---     What should we do? [05:14] ---     Wh-What is so funny? [05:16] ---     Because that's just bananas! [05:18] ---     Yujiki quitting being     a teacher is inconceivable. [05:21] ---     Yeah, that's right. If she quit,     where would she live? [05:24] ---     But she's clearly been     acting strangely since morning [05:27] ---     and she said today was     a special day or something. [05:30] ---     On top of which, she even     gave Hinagiku New Year's money. [05:34] ---     Perhaps she plans to quit Hakuou     and go somewhere far away... [05:37] ---     Yeah, right! [05:39] ---     If that turns out to be true,     I'll shave my head bald! [05:42] ---     I'll change my name to Spicysaltedcodroe! [05:45] ---     Then I'll change the title of this anime     to "Yamabiko the Combat Butler"! [05:50] ---     Don't change it without permission! [05:51] ---     Well, for example, if you actually     saw her letter of resignation, [05:55] ---     then I'd be convinced. [05:56] ---     Yup, yup. SIGN    Letter of Resignation SIGN    Letter of Resignation [06:00] ---     What?! [06:02] ---     N-No way! [06:03] ---     I never imagined it could be true! [06:05] ---     More like, if you found it,     tell us that first! [06:16] ---     K-Katsy! [06:18] ---     Oh? Can I help you with something? [06:20] ---     Is the story about quitting true?! [06:22] ---     It's a joke, right?! [06:23] ---     Tell us it's a joke! [06:26] ---     Yes, it's true. [06:28] ---     What?! [06:30] ---     R-Really?! [06:32] ---     Yes, today's the last day. [06:34] ---     Today?! [06:35] ---     Isn't that sudden?! [06:37] ---     I'm sorry. [06:38] ---     I don't know, it was just hard     to bring it up to you guys. [06:42] ---     Tell me it's not true, Sis! [06:45] ---     Hina. [06:46] ---     Come on! What's there to do     if not teaching?! [06:51] ---     There are plenty of things to do out there. [06:53] ---     Traveling, starting over in life... [06:57] ---     Why?! Why did you keep quiet     about such an important thing?! [07:00] ---     That's right! Don't be     such a stranger, Katsy! [07:02] ---     So true, so true, sauce true! [07:05] ---     Why wasn't there any discussion of this?! [07:08] ---     As an adult, there's no need     to discuss every little move like that. [07:13] ---     Don't worry. Plenty of thought     went into this decision. [07:17] ---     Miss Katsura! [07:18] ---     I'm sorry about catching you     all unawares, but you see... [07:24] ---     Goodbyes have a way of suddenly     sneaking up on you one day. [07:31] ---     It's sad, but life is full     of sudden goodbyes. [07:36] ---     There are no dandelions in winter. [07:42] ---     Oh, Marilla, I guess when you're     truly sad, the tears just won't come. [07:45] ---     Sudden goodbyes... [07:48] ---     But in exchange,     I'll never say goodbye to you. [07:54] ---     I'm sorry, Matthew,     but I can't even must a single tear! [07:57] ---     Sis, you jerk! [07:59] ---     See if I care about you anymore! [08:01] ---     Just go die in some ditch somewhere! [08:04] ---     H-Hinagiku! [08:07] ---     Hina... [08:38] ---     Hina, let's go home soon. [08:44] ---     Look! Awesome, huh?     I got all this New Year's money! [08:48] ---     Me, too! [08:49] ---     Um, this was from Daddy.     And this one's from Mommy. [08:52] ---     This was from Granny.     And this one was Grandpa! [08:57] ---     Hina. [08:58] ---     Oh, Sis! [08:59] ---     Come to think of it, I still hadn't     given you your New Year's money, right? [09:03] ---     Hold out your hand. [09:04] ---     Huh? [09:07] ---     Here. [09:12] ---     You'll have to let me off     with that for this year. [09:16] ---     But in exchange,     I'll never say goodbye to you. [09:21] ---     Really?! [09:22] ---     Of course, by all Maeda's Crackers! [09:25] ---     Come on. I'll give you a piggyback ride,     so let's hurry on home. [09:27] ---     Okay! [09:46] ---     Sis, you liar! [09:50] ---     Oof, off we go.     (Rukkorase tto.) [09:55] ---     I guess ages trumps all.     (Toshi ni wa katenai no ne.) [10:02] ---     I never thought Katsy would seriously quit. [10:05] ---     It doesn't seem real. [10:07] ---     When all's said and done, she's     been there for us in so many ways. [10:10] ---     How are we to survive the homework     assignments and tests from now on? [10:15] ---     This seems to have come as a great shock... [10:17] ---     But something about this bugs me. [10:20] ---     What? [10:21] ---     She may be capricious,     but this is on a whole another level. [10:23] ---     Perhaps, but there's no disputing the facts. [10:26] ---     Aw, man, [10:28] ---     I wish we could've had at least one     more class of Katsy's world history. [10:32] ---     Yup, yup. [10:35] ---     Oh, yeah. [10:37] ---     With the 6th period homeroom next,     it's goodbye Miss Katsura. [10:43] ---     That's it! Homeroom! [10:48] ---     Um, then let's get homeroom started. [10:52] ---     Um... um... Today's topic is... [10:55] ---     Me! Miss Katsura! [10:57] ---     There's parts of the rise     and fall of the Frankish Empire [10:59] ---     that I don't understand, so could     you give us a lecture on that? [11:02] ---     What?! [11:03] ---     I want an encore of the Reconquista     during Spain's middle ages! [11:07] ---     What were the four apples     that go down in history again? [11:10] ---     Is it true that Pythagoras     was allergic to broad beans? [11:14] ---     Is it true that the inventor     of instant curry was British? [11:17] ---     We have lots of other questions,     too, so please teach it all to us! [11:19] ---     You guys... [11:22] ---     All right! You got it! [11:25] ---     Yes! [11:26] ---     Since it's come to this, we better     fully enjoy Yukiji's final lecture. [11:31] ---     Okay, are you listening?     This part is key. Key, I tell you. [11:34] ---     1806, the Berlin Decree!     Make sure you get that in your heads! [11:39] ---     Mm, Miss Katsura's lectures always     did move along at a good clip. [11:43] ---     She seems irresponsible,     but she's actually a good teacher. [11:46] ---     By the way, did you know     that Napoleon was into fortune telling? [11:49] ---     And she teaches us stuff     that's not in the textbooks, too. [11:52] ---     It was a simple method,     where he held a coin in his left hand [11:55] ---     and flipped a crêpe in a frying pan. [11:58] ---     But he did it five times     and he messed up on the fifth try. [12:01] ---     That was the year 1812! [12:03] ---     Yup! The year he failed     in his invasion of Russia! [12:03] ---     But I guess we'll never get to attend... [12:06] ---     ...these lectures again... [12:21] ---     Got it? This part is key, too. [12:26] ---     Make sure you check it out     in your textbooks later. [12:29] ---     Oh, by the way, [12:30] ---     the reason Napoleon always has his     right hand in his pocket is because... [12:33] ---     Uh, wait. Why are you crying, Miss Segawa? [12:35] ---     You idiot! Don't cry! [12:39] ---     Th-These aren't tears! They're     leftover water from last night's bath! [12:43] ---     Good! [12:43] ---     Huh? [12:45] ---     I see, so you guys finally understand. [12:48] ---     That history is built     on layers upon layers of tears! [12:53] ---     Saying hello and goodbye,     and then saying hello again! [12:55] ---     It's those connections between     people that make history! [12:58] ---     Yes, ma'am! [13:00] ---     The kanji for "man" depicts two     people leaning on each other! SIGN    Man [13:04] ---     Yes! Man cannot live life alone, you see! [13:07] ---     We can't live... [13:09] ---     ...life alone... [13:13] ---     Once Sis is gone, I'll also... [13:19] ---     There isn't a soul out there     who goes through life alone. [13:23] ---     Even when people are apart,     in their hearts, they remain connected. [13:26] ---     That's what I believe. [13:28] ---     I want you all to understand that, too.     And please don't forget. [13:32] ---     The tears are the sweat of the heart! [13:35] ---     And that love is the labor of the heart! [13:43] ---     That concludes our class. [13:45] ---     Thank you, everyone! [13:59] ---     Don't go, Sis! [14:00] ---     Please don't quit! [14:02] ---     There's still lots more     that we want to learn! [14:04] ---     And lots more fun we want to have! [14:06] ---     Ma'am! [14:06] ---     Without you, my life would be     in less danger and it'll be boring! [14:10] ---     Wh-What are you all talking about? [14:12] ---     Even after all this, are you still     going to quit and leave us behind? [14:16] ---     At least stay with us until we graduate! [14:19] ---     Please promise! [14:22] ---     Promise? [14:25] ---     Could it be that this was...? [14:27] ---     Uh, um, you guys... [14:27] ---     Please don't quit! [14:31] ---     Thank you, everyone! [14:33] ---     I had no idea you cared so much     about me! It makes me so happy! [14:37] ---     What?! [14:40] ---     Working as a teacher was a lot     harder than I ever imagined and... [14:45] ---     Sorry about this. We've     got one more place to go to. [14:48] ---     What?! [14:51] ---     Please get up! [14:54] ---     That's why I handed my letter     of resignation to Miss Katsura. [14:58] ---     Letter of resignation? [14:59] ---     You don't mean... this? [15:01] ---     Oh, that's it! [15:02] ---     Oh, uh, sorry about that.     I forgot to give it to the superintendent. [15:06] ---     Thank you very much! [15:08] ---     Observing your lecture,     I was able to realize something. [15:12] ---     To realize just how wonderful the bond     between teacher and student is! [15:15] ---     Everyone, please forgive me     for not seeing how deeply you love me! [15:20] ---     Wh-What's going on? [15:22] ---     Oh, how touching this is! [15:26] ---     Um... [15:27] ---     Huh? What? [15:28] ---     Um, um, there's a huge storm     of "why" brewing here... [15:32] ---     So, you're not quitting, Yukiji? [15:35] ---     Huh? There's no way I'd quit. [15:38] ---     What?! [15:39] ---     Then what about that unnaturally     sparkling smiley aura from this morning? [15:43] ---     Oh! [15:44] ---     Because today's been a super     lucky day for me since morning! [15:51] ---     Shut up! [15:55] ---     Here's Mistress Nobuko     Saeki's fortune for today! [15:58] ---     Congratulations! In first     place come the Scorpios! [16:01] ---     Particularly for those of you     with blood type B, who love to drink, [16:03] ---     and whose pinky toe nails are long, [16:05] ---     this is a once in a dozen     years super lucky day! [16:09] ---     As if stuff like that's ever accurate. [16:12] ---     A l-lucky standing tea leaf! [16:14] ---     The egg! [16:16] ---     The eyebrows! SIGN    Rhapsody of the Koalas SIGN    Choco-balls [16:18] ---     The angel! [16:19] ---     R-Red snappers! [16:21] ---     That's what happened!     Don't you think it's amazing?! [16:25] ---     Uber happy! Super happy!     I'm totally on a roll! [16:27] ---     Wh-What?! [16:30] ---     Look, look! These are the actual goods! [16:32] ---     No wonder even Napoleon     believed in fortune telling! [16:40] ---     For my stupid sister's numerous     misleading, bothersome reactions, [16:44] ---     I am truly sorry     for the trouble she's caused! [16:48] ---     It seems we jumped to conclusions, too. [16:50] ---     I thought it was strange from the start. [16:53] ---     What did we cry all those tears for? [16:56] ---     We'll make sure to get back at you for this! [16:58] ---     Yeah! Give us a free pass     for 50 years' worth of homework! [17:01] ---     Wh-What did I ever do? [17:04] ---     I'm never going to     believe in fortunes again! [17:06] ---     And thus, the spinster teacher     grew ever more dispirited. [17:11] ---     Oh? [17:12] ---     Then what meaning was there in Miss     Katsura giving you New Year's money? [17:19] ---     That mystery's already been solved. [17:21] ---     Damn it. Come at me with everything     you got. You sons of bitches. [17:24] ---     She's so utterly hopeless. [17:35] ---     I'll give you real, proper     New Year's money someday, okay? [17:38] ---     When is someday? [17:40] ---     Hmm, next year... [17:42] ---     No, I'm not quite sure I can make that. [17:44] ---     In three years... [17:45] ---     Err, well... In ten years...? [17:49] ---     I'll get it to you for sure     by New Year's ten years from now. [17:52] ---     Okay! SIGN    Video Rental V Tachibana [18:07] ---     Let's see, "Pirates of Sanriku Coast"     and "Spider Guy 3", right? [18:12] ---     Here! [18:13] ---     Thank you, as always. [18:15] ---     Tell Nagi to make sure she     returns them by the due date. [18:18] ---     Yes, I understand. [18:20] ---     Maria! [18:21] ---     Um, if you don't mind,     please take this with you. SIGN    Urusai People [18:24] ---     Oh, my! But... [18:25] ---     Please think nothing of it. [18:27] ---     My grandma sent me a massive shipment. [18:32] ---     Th-These are... [18:34] ---     They're still available? [18:36] ---     Or rather, where in the world     is Saki's grandmother from...? [18:39] ---     Oh? [18:43] ---     What should I do? [18:44] ---     The New Year's card I wrote for Hayate... [18:46] ---     I've been trying to decide     whether to send it or not [18:48] ---     and now the New Year's here already. [18:50] ---     More like, didn't I decide     that my resolution for this year [18:52] ---     was to become a mature woman,     brimming with courage?! SIGN    Happy New Year! Here's to another great year! Ayumu Nishizawa [18:58] ---     I can't do it! I'll come again tomorrow! [19:01] ---     Ow! [19:04] ---     What the hell was that? [19:05] ---     Trying to pick a fight, bitch? [19:07] ---     What should I do?! What should I do?!     I think I might get killed! [19:10] ---     You listening?!     I'll beat the crap outta you! [19:13] ---     Mess with us and we'll get you good! [19:14] ---     Or actually, why do I always get     into trouble like this?! [19:15] ---     You've got some nerve tackling me like that! [19:19] ---     Oh, yes, Miss Nishizawa, isn't it? [19:22] ---     It is, right? Hayate's friend, as I recall. [19:25] ---     You were of great assistance last year     when you let Nagi stay the night. [19:29] ---     Oh, no, um... [19:31] ---     As you saw, she can be     a difficult child in many ways, [19:34] ---     but I hope you'll continue     to be friends with her. [19:36] ---     Uh, okay... [19:38] ---     Oh? Who are these gentlemen? [19:41] ---     Are they your friends? [19:43] ---     Wh-Why would you think that? [19:45] ---     Who the hell are you?! [19:47] ---     You're a maid! [19:48] ---     Just 'cause you're a maid     with some cute looks, [19:50] ---     you better not ignore us, you moron! [19:55] ---     I'm so sorry. I don't understand Klingon. [19:59] ---     That was Japanese, ya moron! [20:01] ---     You keep giving us lip [20:03] ---     and you won't get away with it,     no matter how cute a maid you are! [20:15] ---     What a boorish man to suddenly attempt     to grab a woman by the collar. [20:19] ---     Wh-What the hell was that?! [20:22] ---     That was just Xing Yi Quan. [20:23] ---     Though, I only know enough for self-defense [20:25] ---     and it's only useful     for catching someone by surprise. [20:27] ---     Damn it! [20:29] ---     You're not gonna get away with this! [20:31] ---     I would advise you against that. [20:34] ---     Or getting injured will be     the least of your worries. [20:36] ---     Shut up! [20:38] ---     See? [20:41] ---     No! Help! [20:44] ---     Were you hurt in any way? [20:46] ---     N-No. Thank you very much. [20:49] ---     Not at all. [20:49] ---     More importantly, about this... [20:51] ---     You dropped it. [20:54] ---     Th-This is n-n-nothing! Nothing at all! [21:00] ---     I will pray that this turns out to be     a good year for you, Miss Nishizawa. [21:05] ---     What? [21:05] ---     Oh, yes, if you'd like... Here. [21:10] ---     See you then. [21:25] ---     "I want to become a woman like her     this year," thought Miss Nishizawa. [21:31] ---     Did anything unusual happen at school? [21:34] ---     Not really. [21:36] ---     Did anything happen during your day, Maria? [21:38] ---     No, nothing of particular     note for me, either. [21:42] ---     But why is it? I suddenly have     a craving for marshmallows. [21:47] ---     Next time, they will battle     against sine, cosine, and tangent. [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:17] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:26] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:35] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:43] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:53] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking SIGN    Yukiji Katsura's SIGN     Lettering by Hitomi Nabatame [23:26] ---     Yukiji Katsura's... [23:28] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:30] ---     Hello! I'm the charming     female teacher, Yukiji Katsura. [23:33] ---     Hey, listen to this, everyone.     My character song's finally complete! [23:36] ---     I was a bit nervous about     recording for the first time, [23:38] ---     but I did my best for my fans! [23:41] ---     Hey, Sis, what are you doing?! [23:43] ---     Oh, Hina, I didn't know you were here. [23:44] ---     Don't tell me you didn't know! [23:46] ---     We're doing this segment together, [23:48] ---     so we even had a rehearsal     yesterday, remember?! [23:49] ---     Did we? [23:50] ---     Well, anyway, Hina even joins me     on the second song on the disc, [23:52] ---     so please make sure you get it. [23:54] ---     Oh, the royalty's all mine, okay? [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     Doesn't he have any weaknesses or anything? [23:59] ---     Weaknesses? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     For the heroes of manga and anime, [24:02] ---     they tend to come with     weaknesses by default, you know? [24:04] ---     I see... Is that how it works? [24:06] ---     The butler-in-debt's weakness, huh? [24:08] ---     All right, leave it to me! [24:09] ---     Guys like him sometimes have     the most unexpected weaknesses! [24:12] ---     Next time, "Like a Dog,     a Mouse and a Bulldog". [24:16] ---     I have a good idea. [24:17] ---     What's this good idea? [24:19] ---     That is... [24:20] ---     Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog [24:20] ---     Borg Get On to "Hayate     the Combat Butler" again next time! 42 - Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. SIGN    Sixteen Years Ago [00:18] ---     He'll be Hayate. [00:19] ---     His name will be Hayate. [00:22] ---     Let's name him Hayate. [00:24] ---     My, what a wonderful name. [00:26] ---     But why? [00:27] ---     The reason's obvious, isn't it, Dear? [00:30] ---     Because I want him to grow up strong, [00:32] ---     so he can run like the gale     (hayate) away from bill collectors. [00:35] ---     Wow, that a fantastic name! [00:38] ---     It is, right? I'm a genius! [00:41] ---     No matter when we have to     abandon our child to go on the run, [00:43] ---     we'll have nothing to worry about now. [00:44] ---     Dear, you really are something else! [00:48] ---     Thus named Hayate, [00:50] ---     the boy's destiny was thrust     upon him from the day he was born [00:53] ---     to become absolutely perfect at everything. [00:56] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [00:58] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [01:03] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [01:07] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [01:10] ---     They are both a bit clueless [01:12] ---     and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, [01:14] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [01:19] ---     All of America cried! [01:20] ---     We'll make ya laugh 3 times in 5 minutes! [01:22] ---     Already, no hope for the Academy Award! [01:25] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [01:28] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:31] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:36] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [01:41] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [01:47] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [01:52] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest! [01:58] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [02:03] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [02:08] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [02:14] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [02:20] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [02:22] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [02:25] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [02:31] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [02:33] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [02:36] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [02:55] ---     Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog [02:58] ---     What's with this painting? [03:00] ---     What do you think?     Is it not a fabulous portrait? [03:03] ---     It's apparently a gift of sorts, but... [03:06] ---     Just how much do you     think this is valued at? [03:09] ---     And so... Open the price! [03:11] ---     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands,     ten thousands, hundred thousands, [03:15] ---     millions, ten millions... [03:17] ---     Two hundred million yen! [03:19] ---     It's cheaper than I thought. [03:21] ---     I have brought the milk tea. [03:23] ---     Thank you for your hard work. [03:24] ---     Though, well, in 10 years,     my autographed illustrations [03:27] ---     will probably be worth 100 times     more than this thing. [03:29] ---     Good grief. [03:31] ---     It seems you still do not understand... [03:34] ---     ...what true quality is! [03:36] ---     What did you say?! [03:37] ---     Oh? [03:38] ---     What's wrong, Hayate? [03:39] ---     This is a fake. [03:41] ---     What? [03:42] ---     Wh-What are you saying?! [03:44] ---     You should know that this august painting     is worth even more [03:47] ---     than your debt, which you'll spend     the rest of your life repaying! [03:49] ---     Please excuse me. [03:57] ---     What do you think, sir? [03:59] ---     It is a fake. [04:00] ---     What?! [04:02] ---     We actually received word just earlier     that this painting appears to be a fake. [04:06] ---     There we go. [04:08] ---     Well, please excuse us. SIGN    CRUSHED [04:12] ---     Hey, where are you going? [04:14] ---     Eep! [04:15] ---     W-Well, it's been a while, [04:17] ---     so I thought I'd go be a Giant     of Art in the storehouse or something... [04:19] ---     See you! [04:21] ---     B-But anyway, you have     a brilliantly discerning eye, Hayate. [04:25] ---     How did you know that painting was fake? [04:28] ---     Well, that's... uh... [04:31] ---     This is from back when I was little, [04:34] ---     but well, I used to help with my     father's business and sell art. [04:38] ---     Oh, so your father was an art dealer? [04:41] ---     Oh, no, that's not it. [04:42] ---     Ah! Truly, you have a sharp eye! [04:45] ---     You see, we would first     show them the real painting [04:48] ---     and when the customer had made a purchase, [04:50] ---     he would hand it over to me right     in front of the customer [04:52] ---     to avoid suspicion. [04:53] ---     The boy will package it up for you then, [04:55] ---     so please wait one moment. [04:57] ---     We were dealing with valuables,     so the customers are also wary, but... [05:02] ---     They seemed to lower their guard,     knowing I was a child, [05:04] ---     so I would make it look like     I was packaging up the real thing, [05:06] ---     but I would switch it with a fake     that was hidden behind the real one [05:08] ---     and sell the customer that one. [05:11] ---     That's a crime, no two ways about it! [05:13] ---     I was little, so I didn't     know it was a crime. [05:16] ---     And that was when my father drummed into me [05:18] ---     how to instantly recognize fakes     for all kinds of paintings. [05:22] ---     How much worthless information     did you have drummed into you? [05:28] ---     Hayate Ayasaki, protagonist of this manga     and occasionally its heroine. [05:31] ---     He's not out to destroy the Andro Army, [05:33] ---     but he possesses an invulnerable body. [05:35] ---     The author loved the World     Masterpiece Theater too much [05:37] ---     and before he realized it, he had     created an utterly unfortunate boy. [05:41] ---     Um... [05:43] ---     What have you been reading from, Nagi? [05:46] ---     Um, excuse me... [05:47] ---     Well, something's been bothering me, [05:50] ---     so I'm reading the original manga     from the beginning. [05:52] ---     Something that's bothering you? [05:53] ---     Never mind that. I wish you     wouldn't rob me of my job... [05:57] ---     You think Hayate's abilities     are amazing, too, right? [06:00] ---     Yes, of course. [06:02] ---     Too amazing. [06:04] ---     He's deft, but he also     has great physical strength [06:07] ---     and he accomplishes all     tasks perfectly and swiftly. [06:13] ---     Now, on to the next room. [06:19] ---     On top of which, he's got     incomprehensible special powers, [06:22] ---     making him too good to be     the protagonist of a romantic comedy. [06:25] ---     Well, we do occasionally get     the shoehorned battles, so... [06:29] ---     So, here's a question I've got. [06:31] ---     Doesn't he have any weaknesses or anything? [06:34] ---     Huh? [06:34] ---     Weaknesses! You know, weaknesses! [06:36] ---     Doraemon has mice, Oba-Q has dogs,     and Goku has his tail. [06:40] ---     For the heroes of manga and anime, [06:42] ---     they tend to come with     weaknesses by default, you know? [06:44] ---     I see... Is that how it works? [06:47] ---     I don't know. Hayate's amazing, [06:49] ---     but he's got a bit of this aura     that makes you want to be mean to him. [06:53] ---     Please, stop this. [06:56] ---     Well, I won't deny it... [06:58] ---     Right? [06:59] ---     As someone who shares Robocon's     weakness, you agree, right? [07:04] ---     What does that have     anything to do with this?! [07:06] ---     Or actually... [07:07] ---     Oh, really! I wish you wouldn't     remind me of such unpleasantness! [07:11] ---     So, I think Hayate needs a weakness! [07:14] ---     Come on! Hinomaru Box! SIGN    Ru Ma No Hi [07:20] ---     I've prepared items that could     possibly be weaknesses for Hayate [07:22] ---     in the form of "Hinomaru" boxes. [07:25] ---     Uh, then I'll take the "ma" from "Hinomaru". [07:26] ---     Good. Open the box! [07:32] ---     Um, Nagi? [07:34] ---     Keep that creepy thing away from me! [07:36] ---     Then you shouldn't have     prepared it in the first place. [07:38] ---     Darn it! [07:39] ---     I guess it really was stupid of us     to rely on Saito the announcer! [07:42] ---     Uh, "us"? It's not like I really... [07:44] ---     In the end, we'll just have to discover     his weaknesses through observation. [07:47] ---     I see... [07:49] ---     All right, that's correct, too. [07:53] ---     I've finally overcome my math weakness. [07:56] ---     Darn! Look at that! [07:57] ---     One of Hayate's rare     weaknesses has been overcome! [08:01] ---     Um, I don't think that's     necessarily a bad thing. [08:05] ---     Does he have any other weaknesses     or things he doesn't like? [08:07] ---     Time to observe carefully! [08:08] ---     Oh, but look at him. [08:11] ---     The Miss won't eat sardines like this, [08:15] ---     so I'll mince it up a bit and get rid     of the fishiness with ginger. [08:19] ---     And she doesn't like carrots     or green peppers, either. [08:21] ---     Plus, she absolutely won't eat spicy things. [08:23] ---     Oh, and she doesn't like     chicken skin, either. [08:26] ---     It seems he's observed you carefully     on your weaknesses and dislikes. [08:30] ---     Honestly, it's because she's     so picky that her growth is... [08:34] ---     I swear! Hayate, you're really... I swear! [08:39] ---     Since it's come to this, [08:40] ---     we have no choice but to go after him     with standard weaknesses. [08:42] ---     Pardon? [08:43] ---     Ta-da! [08:46] ---     What do you think? This'll scare him, right? [08:49] ---     Yes, it's just scary in all sorts of ways... [08:52] ---     Everyone gets scared when a ghost shows up. [08:54] ---     This is the perfect plan. [08:56] ---     But isn't that more like your own weakness? [08:59] ---     All right! Now, I just have to wait     until night to catch Hayate sleeping... [09:03] ---     I do not see the need to wait until night. [09:06] ---     Look, if you just darken     the room like this... [09:12] ---     N-N-Nah, Maria, i-isn't it still too early? [09:16] ---     Do you think so? [09:18] ---     But you'll have to go to these lengths, [09:21] ---     or he won't be scared. [09:25] ---     You don't have to be that scared... [09:28] ---     Ya got a long way to go! [09:30] ---     That voice! [09:33] ---     Fermented soybeans, red miso soup,     savory monja pancakes! [09:35] ---     If it's weaknesses,     I'll give ya a run for yer money! [09:38] ---     Sakuya... [09:38] ---     Where did you pop out from?! [09:41] ---     The butler-in-debt's weakness, huh? [09:43] ---     All right, leave it to me! [09:47] ---     Guys like him sometimes have     the most unexpected weaknesses! [09:50] ---     Unexpected? [09:54] ---     Terrifyin' invaders who forced humanity     to the brink of extinction... [10:01] ---     But their sinister plot's     destroyed by microorganisms! [10:06] ---     Isn't that the weakness of aliens? [10:09] ---     As I thought, I cannot leave this to Saku. [10:11] ---     If only I could come up with a good idea... [10:14] ---     I have a good idea. [10:17] ---     Isumi! [10:17] ---     What's this good idea? [10:20] ---     My idea is... [10:23] ---     We can simply ask him directly. [10:27] ---     I hadn't thought of that! [10:30] ---     Huh? [10:31] ---     So, what is it that you     are afraid of, my dear Hayate? [10:36] ---     What? [10:37] ---     Um... [10:40] ---     "This is about where     I'd be afraid of a cup of tea." [10:43] ---     For those of you who don't get it, [10:45] ---     please listen to the traditional rakugo     story called "Scared of Manju Sweets". [10:49] ---     What's this, an Edo Era punchline?! [10:53] ---     I'm scared of Dom Pérignon!     I'm scared of Dom Pérignon! [10:57] ---     I got the feeling something just went by... [10:59] ---     That was just your imagination. [11:00] ---     Come to think of it,     what's yer weakness, Isumi? [11:03] ---     What? [11:04] ---     Just wonderin' if even the supreme     Ghost Sweeper's afraid of somethin'. [11:09] ---     Something I am afraid of? [11:11] ---     I do have something. [11:13] ---     Ooh! What's that? [11:14] ---     I am afraid of caterpillars. [11:17] ---     Caterpillars? [11:19] ---     What the heck? That's an awfully     normal thing to be afraid of. [11:22] ---     With a body length of 180 meters     and weighing 20,000 tons, [11:26] ---     it is the guardian deity of Infant Island. [11:28] ---     It spun a giant cocoon on Tokyo Tower... [11:30] ---     Even an atomic heat ray     attack had no effect on it [11:34] ---     and once it became an imago, [11:35] ---     it is said to have devastated     a certain country... [11:38] ---     No, no, no, no! [11:39] ---     I mean, that's no caterpillar! [11:42] ---     Lame... [11:43] ---     ...brain... [11:44] ---     Lame... [11:45] ---     ...brain... [11:45] ---     If that'll be all... [11:46] ---     Lame... [11:51] ---     I won't let you sleep.     (Nekasanai yo.) [11:55] ---     With pleasure.     (Yorokonde.) [11:58] ---     I'm stuffed! [12:00] ---     Thanks for the food! [12:01] ---     I appreciate you treating us     to lunch as well. [12:05] ---     You are quite welcome. [12:09] ---     She certainly left them neatly uneaten. [12:14] ---     You probably thought you     took advantage of my weakness, [12:17] ---     but it won't be so easy! [12:18] ---     Just you watch, Hayate! [12:20] ---     Next, I'll be sure to uncover your weakness! [12:24] ---     So you still haven't given up? [12:26] ---     Maria. [12:28] ---     Once everything's cleaned up,     would it be all right if I took a break? [12:31] ---     Certainly, I won't mind. [12:34] ---     What are you going to do, Hayate? [12:35] ---     Oh, nothing much. I just thought     I'd get back to my studies. [12:39] ---     Since the finals are coming up. [12:41] ---     The finals? [12:43] ---     I must work hard to advance     to the next grade with you, after all. [12:48] ---     W-With me... [12:50] ---     Th-That's true. [12:52] ---     You two better not interfere     with Hayate's studies, got it?! [12:56] ---     By no means are you to get any silly ideas, [12:58] ---     such as being hell-bent     on discovering his weakness! [13:01] ---     Ya know... [13:02] ---     I shall be careful, Nagi. [13:04] ---     Oh, yes, I have the math     problems from last year. [13:08] ---     Would you like to look     at them for reference? [13:10] ---     Yes, I would love to! [13:13] ---     Um, this is math, and yet,     the problems aren't in Japanese... [13:18] ---     Yeah, it's in German. [13:20] ---     What?! German?! [13:21] ---     But Germany is the land of sausages! [13:24] ---     Well, they've got other     things like beer, too, though. [13:26] ---     Never mind that! This is way     beyond the level of "hard"! [13:33] ---     H-Hello there, Wataru. Welcome. [13:35] ---     We're getting a great     number of guests today. [13:38] ---     So what are you suddenly     storming in here for? [13:41] ---     What am I here for?     I mean, what's up with this exam?! [13:44] ---     Well, Hakuou is     a prestigious school, after all, [13:46] ---     so it's only natural that it's hard. [13:48] ---     There's hard and then there's this! [13:50] ---     That's right! There's     no way we can read this. [13:52] ---     What? [13:54] ---     You guys can't read that? [13:56] ---     What? SIGN    Isumi Saginomiya: 4 Languages SIGN    Maria: 13 Languages SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin: 8 Languages SIGN    Wataru Tachibana: 2 Languages [14:04] ---     Wait, you skipped grades     and you can't even read German? [14:08] ---     I've got my hands full with just English! [14:10] ---     But you could choose to have problems     in English as well on the exam. [14:14] ---     Um, even English is kind of iffy for me... SIGN    Hayate Ayasaki: 1.5 Languages [14:19] ---     J-Just for my own reference, [14:20] ---     what will happen     if I should fail or something? [14:24] ---     Please don't fall silent. [14:27] ---     What should I do? [14:29] ---     Goin' to a prestigious     school sure sounds tough. [14:32] ---     I'm so glad I'm goin' to a normal school. [14:36] ---     Saku... [14:37] ---     Now, then, guess playtime's over. [14:39] ---     Ya guys study hard. [14:42] ---     C'mon, Isumi, let's go. [14:43] ---     What? Me, too? [14:45] ---     Yeah, 'cause Wataru won't be able to     focus on his studies with ya around. [14:50] ---     What? Why would Wataru have problems...? [14:52] ---     S-Saku, you bastard! [14:54] ---     Oh! N-Nothing... [14:56] ---     Well, Nagi, we'll leave the rest to ya. [15:01] ---     C'mon, let's go, Isumi. [15:02] ---     All right. [15:04] ---     Sheesh. [15:05] ---     Well, no helping it then. [15:10] ---     In the meantime,     over at a normal high school... [15:15] ---     Huh? What's with this quiz score? SIGN    Ayumu Nishizawa [15:19] ---     This might be kind of bad... [15:22] ---     Even with talk of love and romance, [15:24] ---     the realities of high school life are harsh. [15:28] ---     I have to study! SIGN    Newest Edition Understandable German [15:32] ---     That should do it. [15:33] ---     What are you doing, Miss? [15:37] ---     Oh, because there's a limit to how much     you can study on your own. [15:40] ---     I figured I'd go look after my     less accomplished little brother. [15:43] ---     I see. [15:45] ---     I guess there really     are limits on your own... [15:47] ---     Um, I also... [15:48] ---     Because, you see, [15:50] ---     unlike you, he's not the sort     who can do it just by working at it. [15:53] ---     Huh? [15:54] ---     Uh, um... Miss? [15:57] ---     Well, I'm going to go     tutor Wataru over there. [16:03] ---     I will not tolerate a Sanzenin     butler getting a failing grade. [16:09] ---     Yes, Miss. [16:10] ---     So, what are you going to do now, Hayate? [16:13] ---     Um... [16:17] ---     Please tutor me, Maria! [16:19] ---     I thought you might say that. [16:22] ---     Thank you very much! [16:24] ---     I swear! You better be     at least a little grateful. [16:27] ---     I am. Sheesh. [16:29] ---     I'd feel bad for Saku     if you flunked or something, [16:32] ---     so work hard. [16:36] ---     R-Right. [16:37] ---     But I had no idea that both Wataru     and Isumi had skipped grades. [16:41] ---     Come to think of it,     I guess we never mentioned it. [16:44] ---     Without friends, Nagi would probably     completely stop going to school, [16:49] ---     so we had them skip grades with her. [16:51] ---     Their grades were good, too, so... [16:54] ---     Mind you, it was originally supposed to be     Isumi and Sakuya who went with her. [16:59] ---     What? [17:00] ---     The truth is, with Wataru, skipping     grades was a pretty big stretch. [17:05] ---     But there was a reason Wataru     desperately wanted to go to Hakuou [17:10] ---     and only 3 slots available     for skipping grades, so... SIGN    Mr. Wataru Tachibana SIGN     Enrollment Paperwork     Hakuou Academy Entrance Exam Center [17:42] ---     Nagi tutored him at that time, too. [17:46] ---     I see. [17:49] ---     I guess they're close. [17:52] ---     Yes. [17:54] ---     So, if the Small Beauties     of Infant Island become lost, [17:57] ---     the entire world will surely fall     into a panic once again... [18:00] ---     Nah, enough 'bout that already. [18:02] ---     By the way, how's school these days? [18:05] ---     Is it still fun? [18:07] ---     Yes, but Nagi does not come     to school much, so... [18:11] ---     Then, Wataru's 'bout     the only playmate you got? [18:14] ---     That is not entirely true, but... [18:17] ---     I only say hello to Wataru     every one in a while anyway. [18:21] ---     Good grief. [18:23] ---     And here I thought maybe they     were slowly gettin' somewhere. [18:26] ---     Huh? What are you talking about? [18:28] ---     Nothin'. [18:30] ---     So, what happened to King Ghidorah? [18:32] ---     What? Um, King Ghidorah was... [18:35] ---     But it is a little worrisome, isn't it? [18:38] ---     Pardon? [18:39] ---     I mean the Miss and Wataru. [18:41] ---     They may still be children, [18:42] ---     but for a young man and a young     woman to be alone is... [18:45] ---     Oh, please, Hayate. [18:47] ---     Perhaps we should figure out a nice timing [18:49] ---     to bring them coffee or something. [18:51] ---     You're thinking too much about this. [18:53] ---     I mean, if we start talking     about a young man [18:55] ---     and a young woman being alone, [18:56] ---     we are also... [18:58] ---     What? [18:59] ---     What? [19:03] ---     The cliché romantic comedy mode! [19:06] ---     Should we bring them coffee, after all?     Finding a nice timing for it... [19:09] ---     P-Perhaps we should... [19:11] ---     But I feel bad that you're     always tutoring me... [19:15] ---     Huh? [19:17] ---     What's with this creepy gracious attitude? [19:20] ---     Y-You idiot! I'm always gracious! [19:25] ---     You'd be more endearing     if you were always this gracious. [19:28] ---     You... Stop that! [19:29] ---     Miss! [19:31] ---     We have brought you coffee! [19:33] ---     Wait... [19:35] ---     Nice timing! [19:37] ---     Wh-Why are you holding hands     while you're studying? [19:45] ---     You've got this wrong, Hayate! [19:47] ---     Th-This just sort of happened... [19:49] ---     It just sort of happened...     and you were trying to do what? [19:52] ---     I wasn't trying to do anything! [19:53] ---     That's right, Hayate!     This is a misunderstanding! [19:55] ---     That's right! I wouldn't even want     to do anything to Nagi! [19:58] ---     What?! [19:59] ---     I mean... [20:00] ---     I love Isumi! [20:03] ---     What? [20:14] ---     Uh, um... [20:16] ---     I got lost while I was     chasing after Sakuya and... [20:19] ---     Y-You got it all wrong, Isumi! [20:20] ---     Th-Th-This is... You see... [20:23] ---     J-Just kidding. I was trying to go     for a joke or something. [20:26] ---     Oh, my, so it was a joke. [20:29] ---     Don't ya have any desire     to make progress here?! Ya wuss! [20:34] ---     At this rate, going to the same     school has been meaningless. [20:38] ---     But you see now, don't you? [20:40] ---     You don't have to worry about us. [20:43] ---     S-So it seems. [20:45] ---     Now I can rest easy and go study with Maria. [20:48] ---     Yes. You can rest easy and... [20:52] ---     Hold on a second. What did     you say you're going to do? [20:55] ---     Oh, as I said, go study with Maria... [20:59] ---     Go study with Maria, just the two of you?! [21:02] ---     How dare you do such a thing     behind my back?! [21:05] ---     Why you! This is unforgivable! [21:06] ---     M-Miss?! [21:07] ---     Miss, what are you so angry about?! [21:10] ---     I don't want to hear your excuses! [21:12] ---     In the end, it seems not     understanding a girl's feelings [21:16] ---     is Hayate's greatest weakness. [21:19] ---     Now, then, next time, even     Hollywood films will be shocked! [21:23] ---     They'll fight against a luxury     passenger liner, terrorists, [21:25] ---     and man-eating sharks. [21:26] ---     Lame... [21:27] ---     ...brain... [21:29] ---     You have to "go Isumi" on jokes. [21:31] ---     Wait, that should've been     "go easy"! Just kidding! [21:37] ---     You really love telling jokes,     don't you, Wataru? [21:39] ---     Nah... [21:41] ---     Even though they are not very funny. [21:43] ---     But as a creature, I think     he might be kind of funny. [21:48] ---     Looks like I'll hafta give him some lessons. [21:57] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:06] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:10] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:16] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:47] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:56] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking SIGN    The Katsura Sisters' SIGN     Lettering by Hitomi Nabatame [23:26] ---     The Katsura sisters'... SIGN    Butler Report [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:29] ---     Boom! It's Yukiji Katsura! [23:32] ---     B-Boom! I am Hinagiku Katsura. [23:34] ---     We are the much talked-about pair     of pretty girls, the Katsura sisters! [23:38] ---     Ta-da! [23:39] ---     Hey, are you sure about this, Sis? [23:41] ---     I'm going along with this because you say [23:42] ---     this is your moment in the spotlight, [23:43] ---     but this is really embarrassing, okay? [23:45] ---     Hina, your enthusiasm is lacking. [23:47] ---     And we practiced this so many     times yesterday, too. [23:48] ---     If this song sells, I can say goodbye     to my hard life of poverty! [23:51] ---     I'll get to drink all     the Dom Pérignon I want! [23:53] ---     Well, then, see you again next time! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     I see! So that's what it was! [23:57] ---     The reason I haven't won Hayate over... SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     The most important thing     when it comes to romance... [24:00] ---     ...is giving the cold shoulder! [24:02] ---     But I want a situation where Hayate     will rely on me more somehow... [24:05] ---     Nagi, you've been invited on     an ocean voyage on Sakuya's yacht. [24:08] ---     Yes, that's it! [24:10] ---     Next time, "The Poseidon     Advance Generator Gavas"! [24:12] ---     But this ship's pretty well-built. [24:15] ---     Ya think so? That's nice. [24:16] ---     You can give me the cold shoulder     all you want! I'm not falling for you! [24:18] ---     The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas [24:20] ---     Just In to "Hayate the Combat     Butler" again next time! 43 - The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:33] ---     Wh-Wh-Whoa! [00:38] ---     It's smaller than I expected. [00:40] ---     What?! Th-This is?! [00:41] ---     This is. [00:42] ---     This right here. [00:44] ---     Then, how big would it have to be     for you to call it "huge"?! [00:48] ---     Or wait... um... is this... [00:51] ---     Is this really Sakuya's?! [00:56] ---     Her warped sense of humor     really shows, doesn't it? [00:58] ---     I see... [01:00] ---     You did say the yacht is of     a familiar shape and size, but... [01:04] ---     This really is incredible. [01:07] ---     Hayate, are you... [01:08] ---     How is this a yacht?! No matter how     you look at it, it's the Titanic! [01:12] ---     Is that what you're thinking? [01:14] ---     Uh-huh, uh-huh. [01:16] ---     Miss Sakuya is waiting for you. [01:18] ---     Right. Hayate. [01:20] ---     Klaus. [01:20] ---     Yes, Miss. [01:25] ---     Let's go, Maria. Klaus. [01:26] ---     Yes, Miss. [01:27] ---     W-Won't you please wait     a moment for me, Miss?! [01:30] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [01:32] ---     That a humongous mansion like this     exists somewhere in Tokyo? [01:37] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [01:41] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [01:44] ---     They are both a bit clueless [01:46] ---     and both have a bit of the wrong     idea about each other, [01:48] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [01:54] ---     A passionate woman's bright red cruiser! [01:56] ---     "Let's go cruiser."     The white bullet, is it not? [01:59] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [02:02] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:05] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:10] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [02:15] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:21] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [02:26] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest! [02:32] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [02:37] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [02:42] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [02:48] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [02:54] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [02:56] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [02:59] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [03:04] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [03:07] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:10] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [03:28] ---     The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas [03:35] ---     Say, Hayate. [03:36] ---     Yes? [03:37] ---     Would you ask me, "Why are we     suddenly going on an ocean voyage?" [03:41] ---     What? [03:41] ---     Ask her. It's to get the story rolling. [03:45] ---     Miss, why are we suddenly     going on an ocean voyage? [03:47] ---     What?! [03:49] ---     You see, the truth is... well... [03:51] ---     You don't have to answer     if you don't want to... [03:53] ---     That's because... [03:54] ---     She totally wants to answer. [03:56] ---     "Hey, Britney, would you     please not get too attached?" [03:59] ---     "CRUSHED!" [04:00] ---     "No... What a cold thing     for my senpai to say to me!" [04:04] ---     "But that cold shoulder..." [04:09] ---     "It makes my heart race somehow!" [04:17] ---     I see! [04:18] ---     The reason I haven't won Hayate over... [04:20] ---     The important thing     when it comes to romance... [04:23] ---     ...is giving the cold shoulder! [04:25] ---     So she's gone with that angle... [04:28] ---     It's true, when it comes to romance,     rather than being the pursuer... [04:37] ---     The one being pursued is the winner! [04:40] ---     Even that manga author Honou once said it... [04:43] ---     That your own manga can     sometimes teach you things! [04:48] ---     In that case... [04:50] ---     Just you watch, Hayate! [04:52] ---     With my cold shoulder,     I'll make you fall head over heels! [04:58] ---     Oh, Miss. [05:00] ---     Ah, Hayate, morn... [05:02] ---     No, no! What are you doing     getting so excited?! [05:04] ---     Don't act like that. I have to     face him with an icier attitude. [05:10] ---     A-Ah. Morning. [05:14] ---     Um, Miss? [05:16] ---     Huh?! Wh-What?! [05:17] ---     Oh, no, it's just that your shoelace     is a bit undone, so... [05:22] ---     Please excuse me. If you     would let me see your foot... [05:31] ---     You should be fine now, Miss. [05:34] ---     R-Right. [05:35] ---     Do not get flustered! This     is where you deliver a decisive blow! [05:38] ---     Right. [05:41] ---     Good work. You may go now. [05:44] ---     Huh? [05:47] ---     I swear, that Hayate. He's a formidable one. [05:50] ---     Miss, please don't leave me behind! [05:52] ---     I need a place that's more unfamiliar     to Hayate somehow... [05:55] ---     Hayate's so cute. [05:55] ---     And find a situation where     Hayate will need to rely on me... [05:58] ---     Nagi, a phone call for you from Sakuya. [06:00] ---     I hardly have time for this right now,     but what does she want? [06:03] ---     She is inviting you on     an ocean voyage on her yacht. [06:08] ---     That's it! [06:10] ---     This is where the flashback ends. [06:12] ---     I can't tell Hayate this... [06:15] ---     Let's hurry! Saku's waiting! [06:17] ---     Um, what about answering that question? [06:19] ---     Oh, well. [06:25] ---     At any rate, Sakuya's... [06:27] ---     Sakuya's "yacht",     as she calls it, put out to sea. [06:29] ---     Oh, I really hate these     rich folks. Just hate them. [06:32] ---     This is incredible.     All these people seeing us off... [06:37] ---     Maybe they're hired extras. [06:38] ---     Precisely. [06:40] ---     What's that about, Saku? [06:42] ---     Why that's 'cause the more     rowdy scene suits me. [06:45] ---     This is absurd. [06:47] ---     I'll wave to them, too. [06:48] ---     Don't. [06:48] ---     Hey! [06:49] ---     The passengers are extras, too. [06:51] ---     The mood's everythin' with these things. [06:54] ---     You have a band, too? [06:55] ---     Yup. [07:01] ---     The people dancin' are extras, too. [07:03] ---     How many non-extras are there? [07:09] ---     Miss, I've been looking for you. [07:11] ---     Saku, do you have a female dancer     capable of dancing forcefully? [07:15] ---     I do, but what're ya plottin'? [07:18] ---     This ship is incredibly huge.     I almost got lost... [07:21] ---     Would you dance with me? [07:23] ---     You want to... dance... right? [07:25] ---     That's right. I won't let you     turn down a lady's request. [07:33] ---     Miss! [07:35] ---     What should I do?! [07:41] ---     I guess ocean voyages     are demanding, aren't they, Miss? [07:47] ---     Why?! [07:47] ---     Saku... so on and so forth... [07:50] ---     Okay, I'll give it a try. [07:52] ---     Activate Trap C-5! [07:56] ---     Miss! [07:59] ---     What're ya up to? [08:01] ---     Make this ship rock! [08:03] ---     I don't really get it, but leave it to me! [08:08] ---     Miss, where are... [08:09] ---     Oh, Miss! [08:14] ---     Right! [08:16] ---     Left! [08:18] ---     And back to the right! [08:23] ---     But why the heck do I hafta do this? [08:27] ---     "Hayate the... Combat     Butler"... is a good anime! [08:31] ---     Miss! [08:38] ---     Miss! [08:41] ---     I won't help him! I won't help him! [08:43] ---     I won't help him, no matter what! [08:46] ---     Miss, this is my first time aboard a yacht, [08:49] ---     but I guess it rocks     a lot more than I expected. [08:51] ---     As I had anticipated, [08:52] ---     he's totally keyed up being     aboard a yacht for the first time. [08:56] ---     But this is according to plan! [08:57] ---     And now... [08:59] ---     Ah! That felt good! [09:01] ---     What else might there be, Miss? [09:04] ---     This is it! [09:05] ---     Miss... [09:06] ---     Don't ask me about every little thing! [09:15] ---     How about it?! [09:16] ---     Did that do it? Did that get     through? Did that get to you? [09:18] ---     Did it hit you hard right in the chest?! [09:21] ---     P-Please pardon me. [09:23] ---     Y-You idiot! [09:25] ---     D-Don't look like some abandoned puppy! [09:30] ---     A-At any rate, I'm going to     have some tea over there! [09:34] ---     I-If you want to look around     the ship, do it on your own! [09:38] ---     Oh, Miss! [09:41] ---     What is the matter, Hayate? [09:42] ---     Um, did I do something     to offend the Miss again? [09:46] ---     Who knows? I wouldn't know about that... [09:49] ---     Yesterday, it seems     she was drawing her manga, [09:51] ---     groaning and agonizing over it as usual... [09:53] ---     Perhaps something happened     that was not to her satisfaction. [09:57] ---     Something that was not to her satisfaction? [09:58] ---     Speaking of which, all Hayate had     for breakfast was fermented soybeans. [10:03] ---     But you know, Saku,     this is a pretty well-crafted ship. [10:08] ---     Ya think so? [10:09] ---     Well, that's nice. [10:13] ---     You can give me the cold shoulder     all you want! I'm not falling for you! [10:18] ---     What're ya talkin' about?! [10:19] ---     I'm not talking about anything. [10:21] ---     Sheesh, yer not makin' any sense. [10:23] ---     By the way, I heard     that you invited Isumi, too, but... [10:27] ---     No doubt she's gotten herself lost.     This ship's huge, after all. [10:30] ---     Where am I? [10:31] ---     Oh, dear, oh, dear. [10:31] ---     Just as she had surmised. [10:33] ---     But is this ship all right? [10:35] ---     Meanin'? [10:36] ---     I mean, with this design     that seems like it's destined to sink... [10:39] ---     What're ya, a moron?! [10:41] ---     Ya listen to me! The "Ti"     of the "Titanic" stands for... [10:43] ---     The "Ti" stands for...? [10:44] ---     The "Ti (tai)" in fishin' for shrimp     with red snapper (tai)! [10:46] ---     That's the other way around. [10:47] ---     This ship is so sinking. [10:49] ---     This ship cost more than the Titanic movie! [10:53] ---     No way it's gonna sink, unless     it gets taken over by terrorists or... [10:57] ---     Was that a gunshot? [10:59] ---     Yup, yup. [11:00] ---     To all you crew members! [11:02] ---     We, the terrorist group,     the Chirp-chirp Corps, [11:05] ---     have now taken over this ship! [11:06] ---     Therefore, you will quietly do as we say! [11:11] ---     So they say. What are you going to do? [11:13] ---     There sure are some reckless     adventurous bastards out there. [11:17] ---     Uh, you terrorists there. [11:19] ---     What is it, you little girl?! [11:21] ---     We have no interest in pipsqueaks like you! [11:23] ---     So he says. What're ya gonna do? [11:27] ---     Don't lay a hand on the crew     or the passengers. [11:29] ---     The fewer hostages the better, right? [11:32] ---     H-Hey, Nagi, yer not thinkin' of... [11:35] ---     What's this, little girl?     Are you volunteering to be a hostage? [11:39] ---     Yeah, I think it's her responsibility. [11:41] ---     After all, she's the owner of this ship. [11:44] ---     Wait, I'm gonna be the hostage?! [11:46] ---     Behold this brilliantly sharp wit,     not even letting that small jab go by! [11:50] ---     What're ya doin', calmly recommendin' me?! [11:53] ---     For funny men like you, who haven't     learned a thing from robot anime... [11:58] ---     Why you... [12:02] ---     But goodness, this ship truly is huge. [12:06] ---     It's so huge, I almost     don't know where I came from. [12:10] ---     But I wonder why the Miss     is in such a foul mood. [12:15] ---     And I was lost. [12:20] ---     And so, Die Hard at sea continued. [12:27] ---     We'll hafta play it by ear!     (Deta toko soubu ya!) [12:30] ---     Please stop that.     (Yamete.) [12:40] ---     I swear. Terrorists these days... [12:42] ---     They think they can win     as long as they have guns. [12:44] ---     They leave much to be desired. [12:46] ---     Their kung fu was not enough. [12:48] ---     Wh-What a tough bunch. [12:50] ---     And yet, they have     a gentlemanly way about them. [12:53] ---     Who in the world are you? [12:55] ---     You fools! [12:56] ---     You snuck onto this ship     without even knowing who we are? [13:00] ---     Now, you listen carefully! [13:05] ---     We protect our mistresses. [13:08] ---     We are first-rate butlers! [13:10] ---     We will do everything in our power     to eliminate anyone [13:13] ---     who attempts to harm our mistresses. [13:16] ---     Remember that well. SIGN    Butlers [13:19] ---     Ya can act cool all ya want, [13:20] ---     but it won't erase yer blunder     in lettin' this bunch get on board. [13:24] ---     Eep! [13:25] ---     So, what were these guys after? [13:28] ---     Who knows? [13:29] ---     Isumi's here, too, [13:30] ---     so I'm sure there're a ton of reasons     they could've been after us for... [13:34] ---     We attacked your ship because     it looked full of rich people. [13:37] ---     To repay my debts! [13:38] ---     I don't want my wife and children     to suffer any more hardship! [13:42] ---     So you have a wife and children? [13:44] ---     Sorry about that. [13:45] ---     You're poor? [13:46] ---     Y-Yes, I am. [13:48] ---     You got some problem with that?! [13:50] ---     Nope. [13:51] ---     C'mon now, confessing that easily? [13:53] ---     Even on Conan, ya don't see that often. [13:55] ---     Explaining your own     motives in their entirety... [13:58] ---     What are you, a criminal     from a Tuesday Suspense drama? [14:01] ---     H-How dare you mock me?! [14:02] ---     Since it's come to this, I'll end it all! [14:11] ---     Wha?! This is...! [14:13] ---     A bomb?! [14:16] ---     To put it bluntly... [14:18] ---     It's all over! [14:20] ---     My debts will disappear     along with this ship! [14:26] ---     And a one, two... [14:31] ---     You're not scared? [14:32] ---     Actually, I'm scared. [14:33] ---     Yeah, right? [14:35] ---     What'll we do?! [14:36] ---     I wonder if the design was bad, after all. [14:39] ---     This is no time for that! [14:40] ---     Where are Hayate and Isumi?! [14:42] ---     Miss Isumi! [14:51] ---     Ow, that hurt... [14:55] ---     Ow... [14:58] ---     Wh-What was that? [15:01] ---     Don't tell me... Did we     hit a glacier, after all? [15:04] ---     Considering the design of this ship, [15:06] ---     I feel like it'd sink easily     if anything happened to it. [15:08] ---     You think so, too, huh? [15:12] ---     Huh? What? [15:15] ---     What?! [15:19] ---     What the heck is this?! [15:21] ---     Blood?! [15:21] ---     There's like a whole lot of it! [15:24] ---     No, no, calm down. [15:26] ---     This is an anime. [15:27] ---     By the next scene,     it'll be like nothing happened... [15:30] ---     That's the scenario! The storyboards     should show that, too! [15:32] ---     Look, even in the original manga! [15:35] ---     Looks like you were wrong. [15:36] ---     But that was close... [15:38] ---     Bleeding like this, if I'd been thrown     into the cold water... [15:41] ---     Generally speaking, the amount of time     a person can withstand cold water [15:45] ---     is said to be one hour in 4-5 degree water [15:48] ---     and 20-30 minutes is the limit at 0 degrees. [15:52] ---     I might die in that. [15:53] ---     You poor thing. [15:56] ---     That's... [15:58] ---     Bobbing along... [16:01] ---     Bob, bob, bobbing along, bobbing along... [16:05] ---     Oh... [16:06] ---     Um... [16:08] ---     What?! Isumi?! [16:11] ---     Wh-What are you doing here? [16:13] ---     That is because... [16:14] ---     I shouldn't need to ask.     You got lost, right? [16:17] ---     So, are you all right? [16:19] ---     I am not all right. [16:23] ---     No, right? [16:26] ---     Please wait one moment!     I will be right there to save... [16:30] ---     Getting in cold water [16:32] ---     when my body temperature is down     from loss of blood means... [16:35] ---     Mortal danger! [16:37] ---     Isumi and Hayate are nowhere to be found?! [16:39] ---     Yes, they are the only two we cannot find [16:41] ---     and all the butlers are     in a huge panic, if you will! [16:44] ---     On top of which, it seems     this ship will sink like that [16:48] ---     in less than an hour! [16:49] ---     Like that? [16:51] ---     Like that. [16:53] ---     This is bad. [16:54] ---     Even DiCaprio was swallowed     up by the sea in the end... [16:57] ---     Don't say such ominous things! [16:59] ---     That's not it! I'm sayin' we need     to worry more 'bout the butler-in-debt. [17:02] ---     More worried about Hayate? [17:04] ---     It may not seem it, but the goddess     of good fortune dotes on Isumi, [17:07] ---     so I'm sure she'll be fine, but... [17:10] ---     But ya know how he is.     He's possessed by the god of death. [17:14] ---     I just hope he doesn't     do anythin' reckless... [17:18] ---     Miss! [17:20] ---     Miss! [17:22] ---     Miss! [17:26] ---     I'm going to go look for Hayate! [17:28] ---     H-Hey! [17:30] ---     Um, are you all right, my dear Hayate? [17:34] ---     I am all right. [17:35] ---     I work out more than DiCaprio, so... [17:37] ---     On top of which, this water     was painfully cold at first, [17:41] ---     but it's sort of gradually warmed up... [17:43] ---     That probably means that your     condition is getting dicey... SIGN    DeKaprio [17:51] ---     Well, my body's pretty tough,     so it'll work out somehow. [17:55] ---     But you are also bleeding a lot [17:58] ---     and lured in by that blood... [18:01] ---     ...you seem to have attracted     some rather large fish... [18:05] ---     Surely not... [18:12] ---     Hayate! [18:13] ---     Hayate! [18:15] ---     Hayate! [18:17] ---     Take that! Take that! [18:20] ---     Take that! Take that! [18:23] ---     Take that! Take that! [18:27] ---     Take that! Take that! Take that! [18:27] ---     What am I seeing here? [18:29] ---     A-Are you all right... [18:31] ---     No, I can sort of tell     that you're not, but... [18:33] ---     H-How are you feeling, Hayate?! [18:35] ---     W-Well, let me think. [18:36] ---     I'm probably... in a pinch. [18:41] ---     A pinch?! Are you in a big pinch, Hayate?! [18:45] ---     Wh-What should I do? [18:47] ---     I guess this fish is the kind     of fish that eats people. [18:50] ---     I want to save my dear Hayate,     but with him in its mouth... [18:54] ---     If only I can use this branch somehow to... [18:56] ---     Take that! Take that! Take that! [18:59] ---     Th-This is an incredibly     desperate situation somehow... [19:02] ---     On top of which, I feel like there     were two sharks out there... [19:05] ---     If the other one attacks,     then it'll really be... [19:07] ---     ...over. [19:10] ---     What?! [19:13] ---     W-Wait for me, Hayate! [19:15] ---     I-I'm coming... right away... [19:18] ---     ...to save you! [19:21] ---     You mustn't, Miss! There's one more shark... [19:30] ---     You leave me no choice! [19:31] ---     My...! [19:32] ---     My Miss! [19:36] ---     Don't you touch her! [19:45] ---     H-Hayate... [19:49] ---     M-Miss... [19:54] ---     Hayate! [20:03] ---     Oh, this is bad. [20:05] ---     I used up every last ounce     of my strength doing that, [20:08] ---     so I can't even lift a finger now. [20:13] ---     Am I... going to die? [20:19] ---     I am sorry, Miss. [20:22] ---     I wasn't of much use to you... [20:27] ---     I am truly sorry. [20:32] ---     I am... sorry... [20:38] ---     If you're going to apologize for it,     why don't you wake up already. [20:42] ---     What? [20:44] ---     What?! [20:45] ---     I swear. So you've finally come to. [20:48] ---     Hayate! [20:49] ---     I'm so glad! [20:50] ---     Haya... [20:50] ---     Where are we? [20:51] ---     Haya... [20:51] ---     On board a rescue vessel. [20:54] ---     I swear, you were a pain to carry on board. [20:57] ---     You saved me? [20:59] ---     Not really. [21:01] ---     I only saved you because     the Miss asked me to. [21:03] ---     Haya... [21:04] ---     I swear! To think a Sanzenin butler     would be defeated so easily... [21:04] ---     Haya... Haya... [21:07] ---     Haya... [21:08] ---     P-Pardon me. [21:10] ---     Haya... [21:12] ---     But thank you very much for saving me. [21:16] ---     Hey, Hayate! Why are you blushing?! [21:18] ---     What's with that background?! [21:21] ---     I have no need of thanks from you. [21:26] ---     They say that the cold shoulder sets     men's hearts aflutter for some reason... [21:31] ---     And thus, the Miss... [21:33] ---     Y-You can't, okay?!     Anything but that, okay?! [21:35] ---     Huh? What are you talking about, Miss? [21:37] ---     ...found herself with more to worry about. [21:40] ---     Next time, they will fight against     the anime production schedule. [21:43] ---     Freshly caught, freshly made     shark fin soup in one big gulp! [21:48] ---     HOT! [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:16] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:25] ---     Nagi and... [23:26] ---     ...Hayate and... SIGN    The Katsura Sisters' SIGN     Lettering by Shizuka Ito [23:27] ---     ...the Katsura sisters'... SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:30] ---     I'm Nagi Sanzenin,     little sister to 100 million people. [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I am Hinagiku Katsura. [23:35] ---     I'm Yukiji Katsura, pervy terrorist,     a message sent from a supernova, [23:38] ---     and a national pretty girl. [23:40] ---     But with four of us side-by-side,     this place sure gets crowded. [23:42] ---     Well, but if we leave     Miss Katsura unchecked, [23:45] ---     terrible things may happen like     they did the last two times, so... [23:48] ---     Your remarks towards me     are as scathing as ever, Hayate. [23:50] ---     Sis, you're a teacher, so you     should act more like one... [23:53] ---     Oh, it's time. [23:54] ---     Bye-bye! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     What do you think? The completed version of "Magical Destroy"! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Um, it doesn't seem     that different from before... [24:03] ---     What?! [24:04] ---     After I took it upon myself     to make revisions targeting the masses, [24:08] ---     are you saying it's still     beyond your comprehension?! [24:09] ---     Then I'll explain it to you in the most     eminently understandable way! [24:13] ---     Next time, "The Mystery of the     120 Employment Rate (Temp.)". [24:17] ---     Wait, what in the world is this place?! [24:18] ---     It is where the creators of this anime... [24:18] ---     The Mystery of the     120 Employment Rate (Temp.) [24:20] ---     Tekset to "Hayate the Combat     Butler" anime next time! 44 - The Mystery of the 120% Employment Rate (Temp.) Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:10] ---     Sploosh! [00:12] ---     Dun-dun! SIGN    Synerg SP [00:19] ---     Ta-da! SIGN    End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy [00:22] ---     Ma-Ma-Magical Destroy! [00:28] ---     My name is Britney! [00:35] ---     By all appearances, I'm a fine florist. [00:40] ---     But the truth is... [00:43] ---     What are you doing?! [00:45] ---     Hey, why are you interrupting me?! [00:47] ---     This will have people wondering     what in the world is going on! [00:50] ---     As you can see, it's a new opening sequence. [00:53] ---     A new opening sequence? [00:54] ---     Yes, to commemorate the 44th episode, [00:57] ---     we have decided to animate my manga! [01:00] ---     Didn't we do something     similar once before, too? [01:03] ---     Furthermore, starting next week,     we'll have it properly sung by Kotoko! [01:06] ---     No, we won't! [01:08] ---     And now, please start     the real opening sequence. [01:10] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [01:12] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [01:17] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [01:21] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [01:24] ---     They are both a bit clueless [01:26] ---     and both have a bit of     the wrong idea about each other, [01:28] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [01:34] ---     This episode of "Hayate the     Combat Butler" is a work of fiction [01:36] ---     and is in no way related     to real people or organizations. [01:38] ---     It always is. [01:39] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [01:42] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [01:44] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:50] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [01:55] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:01] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [02:06] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [02:12] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [02:17] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [02:22] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [02:28] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [02:34] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [02:36] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [02:39] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [02:44] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [02:47] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [02:50] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [03:08] ---     The Mystery of the 120     Employment Rate (Temp.) [03:14] ---     What do you think? It's the completed     version of "Magical Destroy"! [03:17] ---     You always tell me it's hard to understand [03:19] ---     so I tried making it easier. [03:21] ---     Um... [03:22] ---     Yes, yes?! [03:23] ---     It doesn't seem     that different from before... [03:27] ---     What?! [03:28] ---     After I restrained my own style [03:30] ---     and took it upon myself to make     revisions targeting the masses, [03:32] ---     are you saying it's still     beyond your comprehension?! [03:34] ---     Well, that is easy for you to say, but... [03:36] ---     Look here! [03:37] ---     The storminess of the Sea     of Japan here represents the ferocity [03:41] ---     of the battle that's about to start, see?! [03:44] ---     "Fwahahaha, I have finally     found you, Britney!" [03:48] ---     "Hm? That voice...     Surely not! Who are you?!" [03:51] ---     "I have come all this way to the     Sea of Japan to defeat you. I am..." [03:54] ---     "...your enemy!!!" [03:55] ---     "Damn it, my enemy, huh?!!" [03:57] ---     "Then, surely, I have     no choice but to fight!!" [03:59] ---     "That's right!! You have     no choice but to fight!!" [04:01] ---     "But since you call yourself my enemy...!!" [04:03] ---     "You must be strong!!" [04:04] ---     "No, I'm sorry." [04:06] ---     "I am not very strong!!!     Because I am an early enemy." [04:10] ---     Wh-What's wrong, Maria? [04:12] ---     Um, is this a game of "you lose     if you poke fun at this"? [04:15] ---     What's that supposed to mean? [04:16] ---     An enemy has already     appeared on the 3rd page! [04:18] ---     It's a thrilling, suspenseful development! [04:21] ---     But he's even saying himself     that he's not strong... [04:24] ---     What is this journey about anyway? [04:26] ---     This is interesting, Nagi. [04:27] ---     What?! [04:29] ---     Or wait, Isumi, when did you get here?! [04:30] ---     Ah! That's Isumi for you! [04:33] ---     It was so very interesting that I tried     writing the continuation to it, too. SIGN    Twinkle [04:37] ---     What?! [04:39] ---     "A Kitten's Life". [04:41] ---     "There was a kitten     with wings flying in the sky." [04:48] ---     "Upon inspecting it from various angles," [04:52] ---     "it turns out it was going     at 23km per hour." [04:56] ---     Wow! That's incredible, Isumi!     This is the feel I wanted! [04:59] ---     Right? [05:00] ---     Looks like they're at it again, huh? [05:02] ---     Oh, Sakuya. And when did you get here? [05:04] ---     Aren't those two incredible? [05:06] ---     Yes, their conversation is just     so out there in another dimension... [05:09] ---     Seriously. And they understand each     other, so it's really somethin'. [05:12] ---     But is it really that hard to draw a manga? [05:15] ---     Well, if your art is decent     and the story is carefully told, [05:18] ---     you have a reasonable chance     at winning prizes. [05:20] ---     Don't make problematic statements like that! [05:24] ---     That reminds me, you've won     a manga award before, haven't you? [05:28] ---     What?! [05:29] ---     Wow, that's amazin'! [05:30] ---     I have yet to read your manga, too. [05:33] ---     I would like to read it as well. [05:40] ---     W-Well, not that I mind, but... [05:43] ---     "My name is Britney." [05:45] ---     "As you can see, I'm an energetic     part-timer at a flower shop." [05:48] ---     "Normally, I'm making a mess of things,     enticed by the scent of flowers." SIGN    ROOOAAAARRR [05:51] ---     "So I'm always getting     chewed out by the owner." [05:53] ---     "But enticed by the sweet scent     of those flowers come the bad guys." [05:58] ---     "But it's no problem!" [06:00] ---     "I make short work of guys like     that with my magic!" [06:03] ---     "That's right, I'm secretly a magical girl." [06:07] ---     "The magical girl of flowers, Britney!" [06:11] ---     This manga plays it so safe,     it actually kinda ticks me off. [06:14] ---     And it's colored to boot. [06:16] ---     Plus, the art is adorable, but there is     something unwholesome about it. [06:20] ---     Well, it doesn't seem     to be very well-received. [06:22] ---     What do you think, Isumi? [06:24] ---     It feels like it is aiming     to be popular from the start... [06:27] ---     What?! [06:28] ---     Right? With a mocking style like     this that's pretending to curry favor, [06:32] ---     maybe you can fool the judges, [06:34] ---     but you won't be able to     impress the true readers! [06:38] ---     I-I see, pardon me. [06:40] ---     More importantly, what happens     in your manga after this, Nagi? [06:43] ---     Ah, I'm still in the middle     of laying out the rest of it. [06:46] ---     How 'bout ya at least tell us the plotline? [06:48] ---     Yes, I agree. [06:50] ---     Ooh! What's this? [06:51] ---     You guys want to know     what happens next, too?! [06:53] ---     No, that is not quite why... [06:54] ---     Then you leave me     no choice! I shall tell you! [06:57] ---     Yes, yes. [06:58] ---     Emerging from the 12th dimension, SIGN    °Illustrative Images [07:00] ---     the great defeated warrior general,     along with the dark defeated warrior, [07:03] ---     turns all of humanity into worker ants     and tries to conquer the world. [07:06] ---     To do this, they first begin buying up     sugar in the futures market. SIGN     Futures Market [07:09] ---     Due to this, there's     a worldwide shortage of sugar, [07:11] ---     so Britney hardens her resolve     to travel into the 8th dimension. [07:13] ---     Because she super loves cake     and stuff! Because she's a girl! [07:16] ---     But Praying Mantisians come invading     right around then from nebula M2983 SIGN    Fan Service Images [07:19] ---     with their eyes on Earth's     petroleum resources. [07:22] ---     And the ancient Aztecs... [07:24] ---     Um, stop there, Nagi. [07:26] ---     Why did you stop me?!     It was just getting to the good part! [07:28] ---     How was that getting good? [07:30] ---     Miss, if you don't figure out a way     to make it easier to understand, [07:33] ---     you won't get through to people. [07:35] ---     Yup, yup. It's all nonsense. [07:37] ---     What?! I was explaining it all to you guys! [07:41] ---     Right... [07:42] ---     I've made up my mind! [07:45] ---     Let's see, I was told that it     should be around here somewhere... [07:49] ---     Miss, where in the world are we...? [07:52] ---     That's it! SIGN    Ramen Taro [07:54] ---     Wait. Ramen? [07:56] ---     Welco... SIGN    Animago [08:01] ---     P-Please take the table in the back. [08:03] ---     Good. [08:11] ---     Now, I will use the facilities here     to show you how fantastic my manga is. [08:16] ---     I see... [08:16] ---     Um, how in the world are you going to     use the facilities of a ramen shop? [08:23] ---     Looks like we're here. [08:24] ---     What is this place?! [08:26] ---     Could this be that rumor I've heard...? [08:29] ---     What? [08:33] ---     Quick, quick, quick, quick! Stare! [08:37] ---     Cut 82, key animation work done. [08:39] ---     I've come to collect the finished work. [08:41] ---     Here. [08:42] ---     Thanks for your hard work! [08:44] ---     Crash! Boom! [08:46] ---     I've brought the finished work. [08:48] ---     Good. [08:51] ---     "Woohoo! But Dad's not here..." [08:54] ---     Here. [08:55] ---     Thanks for your hard work! [08:58] ---     Key animation has been     checked for performance. [09:01] ---     Thanks! [09:04] ---     What in the world is this place? [09:05] ---     It's a rather anime-ish place... [09:08] ---     Yes, this is an anime production studio. [09:10] ---     What?! [09:12] ---     Just like I suspected. [09:13] ---     So the urban myth that anime studios     disguise themselves as ramen shops, [09:16] ---     hidin' at all costs from     the general populace was true. [09:21] ---     I see... [09:22] ---     There's an urban myth like that? [09:24] ---     My, how mysterious. [09:26] ---     Furthermore, this show is a work of fiction [09:28] ---     and in no way related     to the actual industry. [09:33] ---     Wow, so this is where they make anime. [09:36] ---     It totally has that "studio" feel about it. [09:38] ---     I feel like we came here around     Episode 35, too, though... [09:40] ---     That's Miss Segawa,     Miss Hanabishi, and Miss Asakaze! [09:44] ---     Why are they here, too? [09:45] ---     Hey, hey, where are the voice actors? [09:48] ---     What? Uh, those people are over     at the recording studio. [09:52] ---     What?! They're not here?! [09:55] ---     And here I thought     I'd get to meet Ms. Yahagi! [09:58] ---     Wow! It's really moving! [10:01] ---     Let's see, I think     I'll draw something up, too. SIGN    Rip Roaring Student Council Tankenger [10:09] ---     What's wrong, Maria?! [10:11] ---     Th-That... [10:17] ---     Poke. Poke. [10:21] ---     Looks like she's just sleepin'. [10:23] ---     I'll manage it somehow     by the end of the day... [10:26] ---     She is not sleeping. She passed out. [10:28] ---     A warrior's rest. [10:31] ---     By the way, Miss, what     in the world are we doing here? [10:33] ---     I'm going to have them animate     the continuation of my manga. [10:36] ---     What?! [10:37] ---     Your manga?! [10:39] ---     Animate it?! [10:40] ---     Yes, I thought it would be easier     to understand as an anime [10:43] ---     rather than a verbal explanation. [10:45] ---     But, but, doesn't the manga     usually have to succeed first, [10:47] ---     before it gets animated? [10:49] ---     So exciting. So heart-pounding. [10:50] ---     To be continued in the second half! [10:54] ---     Terere, terere tte. [10:57] ---     Is "terere" some kind of magical spell?     (Terere tte nanika no jumon nano?) SIGN    Conference Room [11:02] ---     So, with this scene... [11:04] ---     It's like Unicron preying upon a planet. [11:07] ---     Naturally, we won't be using     any CG and it'll all be drawn! [11:09] ---     And it'll be huge, like     the climax scene in "Laputa", [11:12] ---     and then impressive like     the opening of the "Patlabor" movie! [11:14] ---     Oh, I mean the first movie. [11:16] ---     And to finish it off, we have     the last scene from "Saint Seiya"! [11:18] ---     We'll run through the crumbling temple! [11:18] ---     Is an explanation like this really     going to get across to them? [11:20] ---     Do it in Mr. Shingo Araki's style. [11:21] ---     Who knows? [11:22] ---     That's all. Get it done in a week. [11:26] ---     Impossible. [11:27] ---     This is ridiculous. [11:28] ---     You think producing anime     is easy, don't you? [11:32] ---     Hello? [11:33] ---     What?! [11:34] ---     Y-Yes, I understand! [11:36] ---     Hey. [11:37] ---     Whisper, whisper, whisper. [11:38] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [11:40] ---     We will begin the production     work right away! [11:42] ---     Oh, really? I'll be counting on you. [11:45] ---     Off we go! [11:48] ---     Hey, Nagi, what the heck did ya do? [11:50] ---     No idea. I didn't do anything... [11:52] ---     Oh, come to think of it, since this     company will be making my anime, [11:56] ---     there was intel out there     that their stock would probably go up. [11:59] ---     That's gotta be it. [12:00] ---     So exciting. So exciting. [12:00] ---     Not to sound like a broken record,     but this is a work of fiction [12:03] ---     and is in no way related     to the actual industry. [12:03] ---     So exciting. [12:05] ---     And so, yet another anime     of questionable quality gets made... [12:09] ---     Good luck to this show, too! [12:15] ---     Are the storyboards still not done?! [12:16] ---     I think it's almost done, [12:18] ---     but the director said something     about going to Toys 'R Us [12:20] ---     to buy a limited edition figurine... [12:22] ---     Send an assistant to do that!     This is part of their job! [12:25] ---     R-Right... [12:26] ---     We have quite a bit     of the design elements in place, [12:28] ---     but we don't have enough key animators! [12:29] ---     What?! [12:30] ---     There's trouble! The animation     director has suffered tenosynovitis! [12:33] ---     What?! [12:34] ---     What's going on? [12:35] ---     The thing is, we're short     on animation staff members. [12:38] ---     Hey, now, you can't make the anime then. [12:41] ---     Can't you poach them from other companies? [12:44] ---     Like Kyoto Animation? [12:45] ---     Uh, that's a bit... [12:47] ---     Well, whatever the case, [12:49] ---     the anime based on Miss Nagi's     original work has entered production. [13:14] ---     Looks like we'll make it in time somehow. [13:16] ---     And we've managed it     without casualties, too. [13:18] ---     Though, a couple people collapsed. [13:20] ---     That's superb. [13:21] ---     I guess anime is a harsh industry. [13:23] ---     There's trouble! [13:25] ---     The company doing the animation     and finishing work has fled overnight! [13:27] ---     What?! [13:28] ---     Is it game over? [13:30] ---     Hmm, no choice then. [13:33] ---     Since it's come to this,     we will have to utilize that method! [13:36] ---     What in the world do you plan to do, Miss? [13:42] ---     Now, what should I have for dinner today? SIGN    Nishizawa [13:45] ---     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?! [13:46] ---     What in the world just happened? [13:49] ---     Okay, we've dropped the color     from the hamster's scene, [13:52] ---     so you can shuffle over     as many staff members as you need. [13:54] ---     Are you sure it's okay to do this? [13:54] ---     What? What? [13:56] ---     This is mean, Little Nagi! [13:57] ---     Hey, hey, what is this? [13:59] ---     It's called an outline take. [14:01] ---     If the art isn't done by the time     they record the audio, [14:04] ---     they make this working footage. [14:06] ---     Oh-ho, so it's like a making-of film [14:09] ---     that the general audience never gets to see. [14:11] ---     Wow, I had no idea this     was how they made anime. [14:14] ---     Yes, and furthermore... SIGN    Nishizawa SIGN    Nishizawa [14:18] ---     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?! SIGN    Nishizawa [14:19] ---     What now?! [14:21] ---     When the schedule gets tight, [14:23] ---     they'll sometimes use art     from the planning stages. [14:26] ---     They may also just use     the storyboards as is, SIGN    Nishizawa [14:28] ---     or show only a line made     with a colored marker. [14:30] ---     There's a whole lot of various ways! [14:32] ---     They don't use film anymore,     so this no longer happens. [14:35] ---     Outline takes are so funny! [14:38] ---     This is pretty much how it looks     when we're recording. [14:40] ---     Hey, hey, that's a taboo topic. [14:43] ---     It's not like we do that because we want to! [14:46] ---     In truth, we'd like the recording     footage to be in full color. [14:49] ---     If only we had more time... [14:51] ---     Oh, and a bigger budget. SIGN    Complete Magical Destroy [14:53] ---     Well, we'll leave the inside stories at that [14:56] ---     and the anime was finally completed! [15:01] ---     I'm starting to get nervous somehow. [15:03] ---     Indeed, Miss. [15:05] ---     So exciting. So heart-pounding. [15:07] ---     I can't wait! [15:09] ---     I intend to cry 3 times during this film! [15:17] ---     Ah! It's beginning! [15:19] ---     Now, let's see what kinda secret     treasure outrageous anime it's become. [15:23] ---     So heart-pounding. So exciting. [15:25] ---     Since we have come to this point,     let us brace ourselves for the worst, Maria. [15:28] ---     May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb. [15:32] ---     Hello to all the 130 million     Girl A's across the nation! [15:37] ---     Right now, at Animate, [15:39] ---     we're holding the super popular     "Hayate the Combat Butler" fair! [15:42] ---     Grab the merchandise     in your passionate fists [15:45] ---     and slam it down at the cashier along     with the contents of your wallet! SIGN    Toranoana [15:51] ---     Miss, what are all these? [15:53] ---     Tie-ins. Since it's a rare opportunity, [15:56] ---     I thought we'd get some commercials, too. [15:57] ---     I see... [15:59] ---     The show is about to start. SIGN    Synerg SP SIGN    End of the Century Legend     Magical Destroy [16:09] ---     Ma-Ma-Magical Destroy! [16:15] ---     My name is Britney! [16:22] ---     By all appearances, I'm a fine florist. [16:27] ---     But the truth is I'm a magical girl! [16:33] ---     Original work by Nagi Sanzenin. [16:39] ---     A promising new author the entire     universe has been waiting for. [16:45] ---     Here we go! [16:48] ---     With a cute heart and a cheery mood! [16:57] ---     Britney is always gazing     upon her senpai from afar. SIGN    Britney [17:01] ---     Huh? What's with this art? [17:06] ---     Um, Senpai? [17:08] ---     I made lunch, but... [17:11] ---     Won't you join me? [17:14] ---     Oh, sounds good. I'll have some. [17:16] ---     Huh? I'm in this... [17:18] ---     So what is going on here? [17:20] ---     Britney is desperately     in love with her senpai, [17:23] ---     but, but, she can't tell him how she feels. [17:25] ---     Because she's a magical girl.     No, that's not the reason. [17:28] ---     Why? Because her senpai has...     Because her senpai has... SIGN    Child SIGN    Wife [17:31] ---     ...a wife and child already. [17:35] ---     Th-This turn of events     is actually really quite shocking... [17:38] ---     I'm still not sold on the art, though. [17:43] ---     The more you mix... [17:44] ---     But you see, because     of the evil witch's powers... [17:47] ---     ...the more it sticks! [17:51] ---     ...her senpai was turned into a star! [17:57] ---     Due to this, his wife fell ill [17:59] ---     and his child became a delinquent. [18:04] ---     If I'm in danger of losing     an online match, cut the connection! [18:09] ---     The tension's building     more than I'd expected. [18:12] ---     Britney resolves to turn her     senpai back to how he was. [18:15] ---     But even if she can accomplish this, [18:18] ---     her senpai will only return to his wife. [18:20] ---     He and Britney will never be together. [18:24] ---     But if she continues this journey, [18:27] ---     she will get to spend time with     her senpai. Even though he's a star. [18:31] ---     What will she do? What will Britney do? [18:32] ---     And Britney's decision was...! SIGN    A Kitten's Life [18:38] ---     A Kitten's Life. [18:40] ---     Tmp, tmp, tmp, tmp. [18:42] ---     Tmp, tmp, tmp, tmp. [18:45] ---     Running speed is mach 5. [18:48] ---     But no matter how fast you run,     you can never reach the sun. SIGN    The End [18:53] ---     The end. [18:59] ---     Y-You really are a genius, Isumi! [19:02] ---     Right? [19:05] ---     Well? Do you now     at least see how my manga... [19:08] ---     Wait, what's wrong? [19:22] ---     Come in. [19:24] ---     Oh? Maria? [19:26] ---     Oh, Hayate. [19:27] ---     Could it be that you are also...? [19:29] ---     If you are asking if I am "also",     does that mean you are also...? [19:33] ---     Yes, I thought I would read     the Miss's manga one more time. [19:37] ---     Since she worked so hard     to write it, after all. [19:41] ---     Yes, we should try to understand her better. [19:44] ---     Also, I was rather curious     to know what happens after that [19:47] ---     to Britney and her senpai. [19:50] ---     I was a bit, too. [19:52] ---     But Hayate... [19:54] ---     What is it? [19:55] ---     Which do you suppose Britney     will choose in the end? [19:59] ---     Will she wish to be with him? Or...? [20:05] ---     But it looks like Nagi hasn't     written past that point. [20:09] ---     Then I suppose that means the Miss     is having a hard time deciding as well? [20:13] ---     As to how to end this romance... [20:15] ---     But if it were you, which would you choose? [20:18] ---     What? M-Me? [20:20] ---     Hmm, let me think... [20:24] ---     If that senpai were you, [20:26] ---     maybe it wouldn't be bad to keep you     in the shape of a star forever. [20:29] ---     There you go again, teasing me. [20:33] ---     Oh! Then you try writing it! [20:36] ---     What? M-Me? [20:38] ---     But I've never drawn manga     or anything, so... [20:42] ---     Then all the more reason to. [20:43] ---     I-I could not, Hayate. Please, I... [20:47] ---     If I'm a man, I'll conquer all     the heroines simultaneously! [20:51] ---     Gloom... [20:52] ---     Wait, so who is this, Maria? [20:56] ---     You. [20:57] ---     No, please, "conquer all the heroines     simultaneously"? What am I, a brute? [21:01] ---     Do you have a problem     with that? In that case... [21:04] ---     Huh? [21:05] ---     You must be sure to make your choice. [21:09] ---     Okay, now you try drawing it, Hayate. [21:12] ---     What? But... [21:14] ---     Honestly, you are such an indecisive person. [21:16] ---     This was a story about how fiction     sometimes reflects reality and vice versa. [21:22] ---     And now, next time... [21:22] ---     Hold it! Hold it! [21:26] ---     Whew. We almost forgot the fan service shot. [21:29] ---     Or rather, even the fan service     is too avant-garde! [21:32] ---     Please enjoy these     to take away the bad after-taste. [21:40] ---     These are not to make sure     the episode is long enough. [21:42] ---     "Hayate the Combat Butler"     has fantastic fan service! [21:45] ---     Let's be sure to watch again next time! [21:48] ---     Wait! Does this count as fan service?! [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:17] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking SIGN    Student Council Girl Trio SIGN    Lettering by Sayuri Yahagi [23:26] ---     The student council girl     trio's Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     I'm Izumi Segawa. [23:30] ---     I'm Risa Asakaze. [23:32] ---     Hey, I'm Miki Hanabishi. [23:33] ---     At last, the fruit of our     friendship and hard work... [23:35] ---     The student council girl     trio's theme song is complete! [23:37] ---     It was a long process. [23:39] ---     This song is perfect     for broadcasting at school. [23:40] ---     It'll be great to play it at cleaning time. [23:42] ---     It's also perfect for going     for a drive with your girlfriend. [23:43] ---     Even she'll fall head over heels     with this song playing on the car stereo! [23:46] ---     It's also perfect     for lonely people living alone! [23:48] ---     It might give you the energy to live! [23:49] ---     Starting this week, we'll be showing you [23:50] ---     fan service scenes of ours     for the next segments! [23:52] ---     It's me this time! [23:53] ---     Next time, it'll be me! [23:54] ---     Adieu! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     Where in the world are we     going out to all of a sudden? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     Oh, I wonder where. [24:01] ---     You'll have to wait to get there to see. [24:03] ---     I see... [24:04] ---     And so, we call it "Thank you     for everything, Maria. [24:07] ---     "The big sister appreciation     day relaxation plan!" [24:09] ---     Thank you for always working so hard for us! [24:11] ---     Staying in a midtown hotel, [24:12] ---     going to the spa and     getting beauty treatments... [24:14] ---     Forget about work     and just sit back and relax! [24:16] ---     Next time, "It Is Maria Appreciation     Day! In February (heart)". [24:19] ---     It Is Maria Appreciation Day! In February [24:20] ---     Prism Flash on "Hayate     the Combat Butler" again next time! 45 - It is Maria Appreciation Day! In February <3 Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. SIGN    Roasted Sweet Potatoes [00:21] ---     Yum! [00:25] ---     It's February already... [00:27] ---     And I have yet to even see     Hayate once this year... [00:31] ---     But my greatest opportunity     of the year is coming up soon! [00:34] ---     That's right! For a young lady, the big event in February is...! [00:39] ---     Oh, please! Mister, how could     you in front of a young lady?! [00:41] ---     Me?! [00:46] ---     Demons be gone! [00:49] ---     Good fortune, stay within! [00:50] ---     Demons be gone! [00:52] ---     Um, why are you doing this now? [00:55] ---     Hey, now, what are you saying, Maria? [00:58] ---     That's right. When it comes     to the big event in February, [01:00] ---     there could be nothing else but     the bean-throwing exorcism ceremony! [01:04] ---     Well, I don't really care, but... [01:06] ---     Nagi, it's late, so get ready for bed. [01:10] ---     Right. [01:11] ---     Then to wrap things up, we'll eat     as many beans as we are old. [01:15] ---     Here. [01:15] ---     Oh, yes. [01:18] ---     Hey, Maria, you want some, too? [01:20] ---     Oh, I suppose.     It's for good luck, after all. [01:27] ---     What's wrong? All three of you are staring. [01:31] ---     N-Nothing! [01:32] ---     Oh, it's nothing! [01:39] ---     Don't tell me... [01:40] ---     Were you thinking, "Huh?     Aren't there too few beans here?" [01:44] ---     Oh, no! Nothing like that! [01:46] ---     No matter who looks at you,     you're a young and fresh 17-year-old! [01:51] ---     Then why are you all covered in sweat? [02:00] ---     All three of you, hurry up and go to sleep! [02:02] ---     A demon! [02:04] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [02:06] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [02:11] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [02:15] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [02:18] ---     They are both a bit clueless [02:20] ---     and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, [02:22] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [02:28] ---     I swear! [02:29] ---     Oh, my back... Owowowow... [02:33] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [02:36] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:38] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:44] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [02:49] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:55] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [03:00] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [03:06] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [03:11] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [03:16] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [03:22] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [03:28] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [03:30] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [03:33] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [03:38] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [03:41] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:44] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [04:03] ---     It is Maria Appreciation Day! In February SIGN    Video Rental V Tachibana [04:10] ---     Good grief. We ended up     offending Maria again. [04:14] ---     Indeed. [04:15] ---     Don't make too much trouble for her. [04:17] ---     She's not going to be     young forever, you know. [04:20] ---     Don't say something so terrible! [04:20] ---     Please do not say such a terrible thing! [04:23] ---     But Maria works non-stop. [04:25] ---     No matter what kind     of expert she is as a maid, [04:27] ---     it's a fact that she must     have a lot of built up fatigue. [04:30] ---     She is always being so good to us. [04:33] ---     It would be nice if we could     show her our appreciation somehow. [04:36] ---     All right! This is where     I'll become a maid and...! [04:39] ---     I-If you do that, it will be     even more exhausting for Maria. [04:43] ---     But she's not the sort to take a break     just because you tell her to. [04:46] ---     Th-That's true... [04:48] ---     I know! [04:49] ---     I have just the right plan for you. [04:52] ---     A plan? [04:55] ---     Approximately an hour later... [04:59] ---     What is going on? [05:02] ---     Where in the world     are we going all of a sudden? [05:04] ---     Oh, I wonder where. [05:07] ---     You'll have to wait to get there to see. [05:20] ---     This is... [05:21] ---     We are going to be staying here today! [05:24] ---     What?! [05:25] ---     Saki actually gave us a great idea, you see. [05:29] ---     Ladies' Stay Plan, Relaxation Tour? [05:32] ---     My friends went there the other day. [05:35] ---     You stay at a luxurious midtown hotel, [05:37] ---     go to the spa and get beauty treatments... [05:38] ---     You just sit back and relax. [05:40] ---     It's like rewarding yourself     for your hard work. [05:42] ---     I hear it's popular among     working young women. [05:45] ---     Working... [05:46] ---     ...young women... [05:48] ---     Young... Young... Young! [05:51] ---     Is that the key? [05:52] ---     Yes, this is it! Make the     arrangements right away, Hayate! [05:56] ---     Yes, Miss! [05:58] ---     And so, we call it "Thank you     for everything, Maria. [06:01] ---     "The big sister appreciation     relaxation plan!" [06:04] ---     What?! B-But... um... [06:06] ---     This is a present from the Miss     to show you her appreciation [06:09] ---     for what you do every day. [06:11] ---     Thank you for always working     so hard for us, Maria. [06:14] ---     But for today and tomorrow, [06:15] ---     forget about your work and enjoy     a day off in the city at your leisure. [06:19] ---     I-I see... [06:21] ---     Thank you very much. [06:23] ---     Then I will take you up on your offer     and take a nice long break... [06:26] ---     Good. Work off that fatigue     to your heart's content! [06:29] ---     Then let us go. [06:30] ---     Yes. [06:33] ---     Welcome! [06:39] ---     I never imagined Hayata and     his gang would be coming to stay here. [06:47] ---     Then I shall take that room. [06:49] ---     I guess Maria and I will     take the room over here. [06:51] ---     Oh, then I shall start     by getting the tea ready. [06:54] ---     You are on break, so please take it easy. [06:58] ---     Oh, y-yes, that's right. [07:01] ---     Hayate has made all kinds     of arrangements for us. [07:02] ---     Hello? This is the Imperial Suite.     We would like some room service. [07:03] ---     The pool, the jacuzzi, the gym,     plus the nail and beauty salons. [07:05] ---     Um, a pot of royal milk tea, please. [07:06] ---     You'll have free access to all of them. [07:08] ---     I see... [07:09] ---     It seems this hotel's selling point     is their service towards young women. [07:13] ---     What? [07:13] ---     It's truly perfect for you,     a working young woman! [07:17] ---     You needn't emphasize the     "young" part so much... [07:22] ---     Please excuse me. Room service. [07:26] ---     Oh, yes, thank you! [07:30] ---     What do you think?     Don't I look cool? Surprised? [07:34] ---     Committee Chairman! Why? [07:36] ---     It's a one-day hands-on     internship through our school. [07:39] ---     I heard about this on the news before. [07:42] ---     Oh! [07:44] ---     I see! [07:45] ---     What is it, Hayate? [07:46] ---     Oh, no, today was specially     discounted by 5 for some reason. [07:50] ---     That's why I settled on this place, but... [07:52] ---     I see. [07:54] ---     Yes! Today, this hotel is riddled     with people from Hakuou. [07:58] ---     I saw Hayate and his gang just earlier! [08:00] ---     Oh, is that all? [08:02] ---     Darn. I was hoping we might     get to see Yoshizumi or Orlando. [08:06] ---     Yoshizumi? Because the Tokyo Metropolitan     Government building is right in front of us? [08:09] ---     Well, never mind. Anyway, where's Hina? [08:11] ---     She got caught by the manager. [08:15] ---     Now that I think back,     it was during the Tokyo Olympics. [08:18] ---     That was when I got into this line of work. [08:20] ---     I don't get what he's saying at all... [08:22] ---     Come on, Hayate! [08:23] ---     We came here so Maria     could have a relaxing time! [08:26] ---     Pardon me. My thrifty habits     got the better of me... [08:27] ---     Hot! [08:29] ---     Oh, I'll do that. [08:31] ---     Thank you, Maria. [08:33] ---     Look! It's already happening! [08:34] ---     Maria, I'll do that! [08:36] ---     You know... [08:37] ---     So, what are you guys doing here anyway? [08:41] ---     Th-The truth is... [08:46] ---     That's great! I'm so moved! [08:50] ---     Okay, I'll help you!     I'll ask everyone to help, too! [08:52] ---     Oh, Miss Segawa! [08:53] ---     Oh, I have a tremendously... [08:55] ---     ...bad feeling about this... [08:58] ---     Um, if it's about me,     please don't let it bother you. [09:01] ---     I am already relaxing more than enough. [09:03] ---     No! We cannot lose heart now! [09:06] ---     We will protect Maria's     day off, no matter what! [09:08] ---     Let us split up! [09:10] ---     Miss, you and Maria will go     on to Stage 2 of the Plan! [09:13] ---     We will meet again here in 3 hours! [09:14] ---     Leave it to me, Hayate! [09:16] ---     Oh, uh, um, wait... [09:17] ---     Th-This is starting     to look a bit like a battle... [09:22] ---     It was true. In a certain sense,     it was a battle. [09:33] ---     How's it going, Maria?     Are you working off that fatigue good? [09:35] ---     Yes! Thank you very much. [09:38] ---     My! How fabulous!     It's like a rose petal bath. [09:41] ---     Oh, but this is the pool... [09:43] ---     That's strange. I don't recall     asking for such a service. [09:47] ---     No thanks needed. In exchange, take this. [09:47] ---     Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! SIGN    Bill to: Sanzenin Nagi Roses [09:54] ---     What?! [09:55] ---     Um, who might you be? [09:57] ---     Hey, Himuro, is that enough now? [10:00] ---     That was satisfactory. Did you     learn something, Little Master Taiga? [10:03] ---     Yeah! It's tough to have to work. [10:06] ---     Meanwhile, as for Hayate... [10:08] ---     Oh, man... The people of Hakuou     are already here, too... [10:12] ---     What is the matter, Young Master? [10:14] ---     At that rate, it w‎ill be     utterly impossible for you [10:15] ---     My hand is my foot... My foot is my hand... [10:18] ---     to satisfactorily entertain the guests! [10:18] ---     My neck... [10:23] ---     All right! [10:24] ---     Let's pull ourselves together     and go for beauty treatments next! [10:27] ---     Do your best to get that fatigue     worked off for sure this time! [10:29] ---     I-I-I will, but Nagi... SIGN    Super Special Marvelous Anti-Aging Course [10:33] ---     About this "Super Special     Marvelous Anti-Aging Course"... [10:37] ---     Don't sweat the details! I'll be next door! [10:41] ---     I have been waiting for you. [10:43] ---     Gack! Y-You're that piece-of-junk robot! [10:45] ---     Now, please come this way. [10:48] ---     Hey, you're actually pretty good. [10:51] ---     Well, of course, because I'm always     doing massages for Miss Makimura. [11:03] ---     Now, then, I guess I'll do my best     to work off my fatigue, too. [11:06] ---     Hey! [11:09] ---     I heard about what's going     on from Miss Segawa. [11:11] ---     Wh-Why are you here, too? [11:13] ---     It was a nice opportunity [11:15] ---     and I thought I'd learn     a trade, so I'll be fine, [11:18] ---     if I ever get fired from my teaching job. [11:20] ---     I-I see... [11:22] ---     Now, just leave it to me! [11:24] ---     I'll use all my powers to totally     work off that fatigue of yours! [11:27] ---     I-I sense a rather serious error... [11:29] ---     I mean, I sense danger here. [11:32] ---     Oh, there goes my fatigue! [11:37] ---     Oh, there goes my fatigue!     My fatigue's totally going away! [11:38] ---     You seem to be awfully weary, Miss Katsura! [11:45] ---     You know, somehow, I'm already 28 years old. [11:49] ---     Is it okay that I'm still up     to the same old silliness? [11:51] ---     I wonder sometimes, you see? [11:54] ---     But you are still you, after all. [11:58] ---     No matter how you agonize over it,     you'll never be someone else. [12:01] ---     Please be true to yourself. [12:03] ---     Though, please do be careful     not to drink too much. [12:06] ---     See how your liver acupoint is? [12:11] ---     Thank you, Maria! [12:12] ---     I feel like I've met a great senpai of life! [12:17] ---     But um, I'm over 10 years     younger than you... [12:22] ---     Hey, Maria, is something wrong? [12:25] ---     I just got a whiff of something ominous... [12:27] ---     O-Oh, no, it's nothing at all! [12:34] ---     I just got a sense that     something sinister is coming... [12:45] ---     Your new outfit suits you     very well, Mistress Kuzuha! [12:49] ---     Ah, yes, I special ordered it from COSPA. [12:51] ---     I believe that in the end, I ought to     always be dressed up in formal attire. [12:55] ---     You look fabulous, Mistress Kuzuha. [12:57] ---     All right, Sion. [12:58] ---     Before I inspect this place, I am going     to raise my blood sugar level a bit! [13:00] ---     Yes, Mistress Kuzuha! [13:02] ---     Gack! [13:04] ---     To be continued, in an ever less     soothing and relaxing direction. [13:09] ---     Laid back and relaxed.     (Nonbiri yuttari.) [13:12] ---     Rhythmically start the word game!     (Rizumu de shiritori sutaato!) [13:14] ---     Tan-tan, nta-nta, paseru! [13:18] ---     I wonder if they are both enjoying     their relaxed day off in the city. [13:25] ---     Hey, Hayate, I'm back! [13:27] ---     Welcome back. Wait, um, where's Maria? [13:30] ---     She's going for a stroll around the garden     or something and taking it easy. [13:34] ---     She's taking it easy?! [13:36] ---     That's right! She's taking it easy! [13:43] ---     Hold on! [13:44] ---     If Maria isn't going to be coming     back to the room for a while... [13:49] ---     Hayate and I will be alone together?! [13:51] ---     I will make us some tea now. [13:53] ---     A-And we're in a suite, like the kind     a newly-wed couple might stay in! [14:00] ---     Is something the matter? [14:01] ---     I-It's nothing! [14:07] ---     Even taking a break     is not easily accomplished. [14:11] ---     But those two have shown     such concern for me... [14:17] ---     While we're here, I should do     as they wish and take it easy. [14:22] ---     Um... [14:24] ---     Isumi! [14:25] ---     Um, um, I would like to ask you... [14:28] ---     Could it be that this is where     Hakuou's internship is...? [14:31] ---     Yes, that's right... [14:35] ---     I am so happy! [14:37] ---     Here we are in Episode 45 [14:38] ---     and for the first time     I have reached my destination! [14:41] ---     I was afraid that I would never     reach it for the rest of my life [14:45] ---     and I felt such uncertainty     and anxiety and confusion... [14:45] ---     Let us start by going to     the front desk together. [14:50] ---     But I never expected that you would     participate in an event like this. [14:55] ---     I thought I would use this opportunity [14:57] ---     to learn a little about the ways of society. [14:59] ---     Oh, Maria! [15:01] ---     Oh, ladies of Hakuou. [15:02] ---     Maria! Maria! [15:07] ---     Is something the matter? [15:09] ---     You do not seem to have been     focusing for a while now. [15:11] ---     I-It's because it's a bit too quiet. [15:14] ---     Let's turn the TV on! [15:16] ---     I love you, Mr. Sanma! [15:18] ---     Not good! This will put Hayate in the mood! [15:21] ---     I love you, but it's too soon     for us! It's too soon! [15:24] ---     Oh, I actually like     this actress quite a bit. [15:28] ---     She's gained a noticeable glow about her [15:30] ---     since she split with that kabuki actor. [15:32] ---     Wha?! [15:33] ---     But what is Maria doing?! [15:35] ---     How much freedom must she enjoy?! [15:38] ---     She's actually not taking it easy. [15:42] ---     See? Make sure to also tuck in     the top sheet properly [15:46] ---     and then line up the bedcover neatly. [15:48] ---     That's the key to making it look beautiful. [15:50] ---     Thank you, Maria! [15:52] ---     Whoa! I accidentally double-booked a room! [15:57] ---     Hello? I am so very sorry. [16:00] ---     If you would like a twin bed instead     of a double, we could arrange that. [16:04] ---     Thank you, Maria! [16:06] ---     Ah, yes. [16:07] ---     I came here and started working [16:09] ---     in the year of the Japan     World Exposition. Back in 1971. [16:13] ---     Oh, please, sir. [16:15] ---     The Japan World Exposition was in 1970. [16:17] ---     What? [16:18] ---     As I recall, total attendance     was 64,218,770. [16:23] ---     77 countries participated, including Japan, [16:26] ---     as well as 4 international organizations. [16:29] ---     P-Please excuse me for a moment. [16:34] ---     Thank you, Maria. [16:36] ---     But you're on break, aren't you?     Shouldn't you be taking it easy? [16:40] ---     Please do not tell Nagi     and Hayate about this. [16:44] ---     Sir! There's trouble! Big trouble! [16:46] ---     Wait... Maripon, what are you doing here? [16:49] ---     Maripon? [16:50] ---     Hello, Miss Makimura. [16:52] ---     Um, could it be that     you two know each other? [16:55] ---     Yes, well, you could say that. [16:57] ---     I'm so glad! [16:58] ---     There's something I want you     to help me with, Mariachi! [17:01] ---     Mariachi? [17:02] ---     Is something the matter? [17:04] ---     The thing is, the cafeteria is just     all "high school" and it's bad! [17:12] ---     Miss, please don't hold back the 6. [17:14] ---     Huh? I dunno what you're talking about. [17:15] ---     There are only two of us here! [17:21] ---     Hello? [17:22] ---     Oh, Mari... [17:23] ---     Shh! Don't let her know I'm calling you. [17:26] ---     What? [17:27] ---     Um, you see, the truth is... [17:33] ---     I wonder what Maria wants... [17:37] ---     M-Maria! [17:39] ---     I was cleaning when I found     something a guest had left behind. [17:43] ---     What was the room number? [17:44] ---     We'll look up the guest's     contact information. [17:46] ---     Um, where's the concierge? [17:49] ---     He was over there just a moment ago. [17:50] ---     Um, excuse me. [17:53] ---     Oh, ni hao. Wo jiao Maria. [17:55] ---     Maria. [17:57] ---     Please don't tell Nagi about this. [18:00] ---     Certainly, I understand. [18:02] ---     So, what did you need me for? [18:03] ---     Would you mind doing something for us? [18:08] ---     Is the next sweet ready yet?! [18:10] ---     Please forgive us! [18:12] ---     Our patissier was creating sweets     at a furious pace to keep up with you, [18:16] ---     but he has collapsed     due to utter exhaustion... [18:19] ---     How feeble of him!     I have still not had enough to eat! [18:21] ---     Thank you for your patience. [18:23] ---     This is our special mont blanc     from our secret menu. [18:28] ---     Th-This is...! [18:33] ---     This rich, yet refreshing sweetness,     which envelops the tongue like velvet! [18:38] ---     So it is delicious?! [18:41] ---     Yum-o! [18:44] ---     Yes, I am satisfied. [18:45] ---     I am canceling my inspection! [18:47] ---     I am going to return to the academy     before this aftertaste vanishes! [18:49] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! [18:51] ---     But wow, Maria's recipe worked like a charm. [18:55] ---     Of course, because it's been     proven effective before. [18:58] ---     Oh, no. Ignore what I just said. [19:00] ---     What are you doing here, Miss Makimura? [19:03] ---     What am I doing? I'm just     reading a book and eating cake... [19:07] ---     No, I mean, what about providing guidance     for the interns or something? [19:10] ---     Oh, hey! You're appalled, aren't you?! [19:12] ---     Cake is important for the brain, you know! [19:17] ---     Then please show him     to the washroom immediately. [19:20] ---     Yes, ma'am! [19:23] ---     Maria! I knew it had to be you! [19:25] ---     That cake tasted the same as what     I once had during the school festival. [19:29] ---     It has been a long time. [19:38] ---     It has been a while since I have been     fully satisfied. You have my thanks. [19:40] ---     Do as you see fit! [19:45] ---     Now, I think it's about time     I got back to Nagi. [19:48] ---     Nothing happened after that     and the day ended. [19:53] ---     I'm so tired. I'm hungry. [19:56] ---     Then, want to eat something on the way home? [19:58] ---     But... [19:59] ---     You don't have any money,     right? We'll treat you. [20:02] ---     Really?! Woohoo! [20:04] ---     Sis... [20:05] ---     Don't you have any pride as an adult? [20:08] ---     It's fine! Because     I'm gonna be true to myself! [20:19] ---     It's unusual for her     to fall asleep at this hour. [20:22] ---     I wonder if the unfamiliar     surroundings wore her out. [20:25] ---     The Miss was really geared up, after all. [20:28] ---     She was determined that you     were going to have a good time. [20:31] ---     Then I will see you tomorrow. [20:33] ---     Yes, good night. [20:37] ---     I see, Maria. So your     exhaustion's disappeared. [20:41] ---     I'm glad. I'm grateful     for everything you do. [20:55] ---     Being at the residence really is the best! [20:57] ---     What? [20:58] ---     Then what about the appreciation tour? [21:00] ---     Oh, thank you very much to both of you. [21:03] ---     I am the one who should be grateful. [21:06] ---     But seeing the bright smiles on your faces [21:08] ---     and the faces of everyone     here at the residence [21:11] ---     is the best gift there is. [21:21] ---     Ah, that is wonderful to hear! [21:22] ---     I look forward to continuing     to work with you, Maria. [21:25] ---     Certainly. [21:26] ---     By the way, your skin     is shiny smooth, Maria! [21:29] ---     Maybe that Super Special Marvelous     Anti-Aging Course worked, after all! [21:33] ---     You practically look like a young lady! [21:35] ---     You truly look rejuvenated, Maria! [21:38] ---     I see. So 17 is no longer a young lady... [21:42] ---     Or am I really... [21:44] ---     Uh, no! No, you're not, Maria! [21:47] ---     And so, next time, they'll battle     the brilliant sweat of youth! [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:17] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:26] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:35] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:43] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:53] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking SIGN    Student Council Girl Trio SIGN    Lettering by Eri Nakao [23:26] ---     The student council girl     trio's Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:30] ---     Hey, there, friends, I'm Izumi Segawa. [23:32] ---     I'm Risa Asakaze. [23:33] ---     I am the warrior of freedom, Miki Hanabishi. [23:34] ---     Those of you watching TV [23:36] ---     are naturally certain to have     memorized our image song already. [23:38] ---     Of course, because they should be listening     to it at least 100 times a day! [23:41] ---     We have happy news for you! [23:42] ---     If you collect 10 belly bands     from our CDs and send it in... [23:45] ---     You won't win anything in particular! [23:46] ---     Ooh! That's amazing! [23:48] ---     And now, here's today's fan service     shot you've been waiting for. [23:50] ---     Ooh, this one's pervy! [23:52] ---     Man, talk about daring,     first thing in the morning! [23:54] ---     Farewell! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     What the heck is going on here?! Tell me! SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     You ask the most nonsense     questions sometimes, you know that? [24:02] ---     It's weird, isn't it?! [24:03] ---     Isumi put on a blazer and got     on a bus with no hesitation! [24:06] ---     Maybe she's fallen     for a guy at another school, [24:08] ---     so she's sneaking in     by wearing their uniform. [24:10] ---     What?! [24:11] ---     Next time, "His Name Is     Magic Ball Pitcher Wataru!!!" [24:13] ---     The Young Sir won't come to me     for advice, and yet... [24:16] ---     No, it's probably     because it's easier for him [24:17] ---     to talk to Miss Nagi, who is his age, [24:19] ---     or some other equally trivial reason. [24:19] ---     His Name Is Magic     Ball Pitcher Wataru!!! [24:20] ---     And so, Cross Triangle with "Hayate     the Combat Butler" again next time! 46 - His Name is Magic Ball Pitcher Wataru Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:04] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:10] ---     One morning, the boy found     himself in the Twilight Zone. [00:16] ---     What? [00:17] ---     WHAT?! [00:26] ---     That's... [00:27] ---     It can't be! [00:29] ---     Panning vertically! [00:31] ---     A close-up horizontal pan! [00:34] ---     I-It's Isumi! [00:36] ---     But what's with her outfit? [00:41] ---     Kid, you're digging it, aren't you? [00:48] ---     What?! She's getting on     a bus with no hesitation! [00:55] ---     Th-This can't be... [00:56] ---     I'm getting on! [00:56] ---     Go return the utility pole. [00:58] ---     Oh, whoops! [00:59] ---     Or Tokyo Electric Power Company     is going to yell at you. [01:02] ---     You're right. [01:03] ---     Ta-da! [01:05] ---     I'm getting on... [01:08] ---     I didn't make it on! [01:10] ---     You brought that on yourself. [01:14] ---     Isumi... [01:17] ---     What the heck is going on here?! Tell me! [01:20] ---     You don't come over often, but when you do, [01:22] ---     you ask the most nonsensical     questions, you know that? [01:24] ---     But I mean, a blazer! [01:25] ---     The answer to that is simple. [01:27] ---     You haven't seen Isumi lately, have you? [01:30] ---     Oh, well, I've been busy     with finals and stuff. [01:34] ---     What you saw was a hallucination! [01:37] ---     A hallu...cination? [01:39] ---     It's got to be a hallucination! [01:41] ---     Right now, everyone in town     looks like Isumi to you! [01:44] ---     There's no way that's true!     That was definitely Isumi! [01:48] ---     Then how about this?! [01:50] ---     She's probably fallen for     a guy at another school, [01:52] ---     so she's sneaking in by     wearing their uniform. [01:55] ---     Who the heck goes to such lengths? [01:57] ---     Well, we like in a "Hana-Kimi" sort of world, [02:00] ---     where girls disguise themselves as     guys to get into all-boys' schools [02:02] ---     just to see a good-looking guy she adores. [02:04] ---     But you're putting on an awfully nuanced     performance at a time like this. [02:07] ---     I guess... [02:08] ---     But I had no idea the world     had progressed that far. [02:12] ---     That's right. [02:12] ---     Technical High School [02:13] ---     Whether there's a school gate there! [02:15] ---     No vandalizing!! [02:15] ---     Or a wall! [02:16] ---     Or nurikabe wall monsters! [02:18] ---     Climbing over them all is     what it means to be a girl! [02:20] ---     Could it be...? [02:22] ---     Could it be... [02:23] ---     ...that Isumi is... [02:24] ---     Do Not Climb [02:24] ---     ...trying to climb over?! [02:26] ---     Up we go. [02:30] ---     Pardon me, we could not     help overhearing that. [02:33] ---     No worries. [02:34] ---     I wouldn't say it's entirely impossible, [02:36] ---     but don't cases like the one you     outlined tend to be exceptional? [02:38] ---     I don't see the need to be     so hard on a boy in distress. [02:41] ---     It's fun to mess with him. [02:43] ---     I mean, Isumi in a blazer getting on a bus! [02:45] ---     Well, it's too bad it's not a     sailor suit and a machine gun. [02:48] ---     That's way old. [02:49] ---     It sounds interesting, so go     investigate it for me, Hayate. [02:51] ---     I'll be counting on you. [02:52] ---     Miss, just because it sounds interesting... [02:55] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [02:57] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [03:02] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [03:06] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [03:09] ---     They are both a bit clueless [03:11] ---     and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, [03:13] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [03:18] ---     Isumi's found some guy she     likes?! Say it isn't so! [03:21] ---     Young Sir, what is the matter? [03:24] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [03:26] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [03:29] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [03:35] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [03:40] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [03:45] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [03:51] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [03:57] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [04:02] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [04:07] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [04:13] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [04:18] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [04:21] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [04:24] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [04:29] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [04:32] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [04:35] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [04:54] ---     His Name Is Magic Ball Pitcher Wataru!!! [04:58] ---     Video Rental     V Tachibana [05:00] ---     Duskin today, Duskin tomorrow. [05:04] ---     Junki Takegami     Gaou Rangerman [05:08] ---     Young Sir, I found "Ryukendo"     mixed in on the Toei sentai shelf! [05:12] ---     Oh, yeah? [05:14] ---     I'll put it away. [05:16] ---     Go! Goodman [05:16] ---     Young Sir, that is the shelf     for Toho's superhero SFX films. [05:17] ---     Toho Superhero SFX [05:20] ---     Right... [05:23] ---     More Shochiku films other than "The     X" and "Goke, Body Snatcher"... [05:27] ---     Superhero SFX is a genre you know well.     How could you make a mistake like that? [05:30] ---     Did something happen? [05:31] ---     Nah, not really. [05:33] ---     But when you're so blatantly depressed... [05:38] ---     What happened to the Young Sir?! [05:40] ---     As his maid, I cannot just let this go! [05:46] ---     A-Are you all right? [05:48] ---     H-Hayate... [05:51] ---     I was afraid he might be like that... [05:53] ---     The Miss was feeding his     fears quite a bit, after all. [05:58] ---     So that was the reason. [05:59] ---     Huh? Is something wrong? [06:01] ---     No, it's just that he won't come     to me for advice, and yet... [06:05] ---     No, it's probably because [06:06] ---     it's easier for him to talk     to Miss Nagi, who is his age, [06:09] ---     or some other equally trivial reason. [06:12] ---     So, as I suspected, being older is no good. [06:14] ---     No, no, no, no! [06:16] ---     I am past 20 already, so perhaps it     means I am past my expiration date. [06:21] ---     Th-That is not the issue! [06:24] ---     You're still at a luscious age! I     mean, even if you were married... [06:27] ---     Wait. That's...! [06:28] ---     Young Sir! [06:31] ---     Is it all right to be doing this? [06:33] ---     Ta-da! [06:34] ---     No, it ain't. [06:36] ---     Young Sir! [06:42] ---     As I recall... [06:44] ---     Okay, pan. Keep panning. [06:46] ---     That uniform is...! [06:48] ---     Shio [06:49] ---     Even if what Nagi said was right... [06:52] ---     Darn it! Thinking about it     isn't going to get me anywhere! [07:04] ---     I did not imagine such     a turn of events, so... [07:07] ---     This outfit stands out, doesn't it? [07:09] ---     You always stand out... [07:11] ---     But under normal circumstances, I     think he would've noticed us long ago. [07:16] ---     Next stop, Shiomi Municipal     High School Main Gate. [07:20] ---     Shiomi?! [07:21] ---     I am burning to get off     at the next stoooooop!! [07:32] ---     It has been a long time since I've     found myself coming to this school... [07:36] ---     Isumi's... here... [07:39] ---     Damn it! You can't keep Isumi and     me apart with something like this! [07:43] ---     Young Sir... [07:44] ---     Isumi must have been wearing their uniform. [07:48] ---     Why does he have to go to     such lengths for Isumi? [07:51] ---     But if only I could do something     for the Young Sir... [07:55] ---     Um, if you'd like, shall I tell you     how to get inside the school grounds? [08:01] ---     Is it normal for butlers to     know things like that, too? [08:04] ---     Uh... [08:06] ---     Rider Kick! [08:09] ---     Darn it! Why won't the gate open?! [08:11] ---     Since it's come to this,     I'll do a vertical suplex... [08:13] ---     Young Sir. [08:14] ---     Wh-What are you doing here?! [08:17] ---     What about you? [08:20] ---     That's none of your business, right? [08:22] ---     That is part of my business. [08:25] ---     I have heard what is going on from Hayate. [08:28] ---     Did you think I could just     leave you to your own devices?! [08:32] ---     Y-Yes, ma'am! Please do as you see fit! [08:37] ---     Now, get into the school grounds     through the tear in this fence. [08:40] ---     There's no tear. [08:41] ---     What?! [08:43] ---     This cannot be! According to     the map Hayate drew for me... [08:46] ---     But there isn't. [08:48] ---     Goodness! It has been completely repaired! [08:51] ---     Wow, Wataru, what are you doing here? [08:54] ---     Y-You...?! [08:55] ---     Never mind. Could you just let us in? [08:58] ---     Okay, sure. [08:59] ---     Makariku Maharita! There! [09:02] ---     Oh... [09:03] ---     I'm always barely on time,     so don't underestimate me! [09:06] ---     Are you bragging? [09:07] ---     So, what are you doing here? [09:09] ---     Yeah... [09:10] ---     There are times when a man     just has to get going. [09:14] ---     Young Sir, you can act     cool like Captain Okita, [09:16] ---     but it is lame when you are     caught on the chain link fence. [09:18] ---     Shut up! [09:20] ---     At any rate, might we ask you     to show us around the school? [09:23] ---     Sure, I don't mind, but it's     a really normal school. [09:26] ---     I see... [09:27] ---     Wait, whoa! [09:32] ---     Wh-Wh-What is th-th-that? [09:34] ---     Uh, uh, um... [09:36] ---     They're delinquents. [09:37] ---     You know, we're a normal high school,     so we have people like that, too. [09:41] ---     What a good boy you are! [09:43] ---     Puppies are so awesome! They're     so soothing for the soul! [09:51] ---     What fortune is this?! [09:51] ---     Shio [09:52] ---     What about that? [09:53] ---     No idea... [09:54] ---     You've never seen a female gang leader? [09:55] ---     You know, because we're a normal high school. [09:58] ---     No, no, you don't see those these days. [09:59] ---     That's so cool! [10:03] ---     Th-That smelled nice. [10:05] ---     This is the fragrance of lavender. [10:07] ---     You know, because we're a normal high school, [10:09] ---     we sometimes get a girl leaping through time. [10:11] ---     That's not the anime version. [10:13] ---     That is the Tomoyo Harada version. [10:15] ---     You should be able to handle the rest, right? [10:17] ---     I have to hurry back to the co-op,     or they'll be sold out. Later! [10:21] ---     Having said that, the     girl cheerfully ran off. [10:26] ---     Y-Yes. [10:27] ---     My heart is pounding. [10:31] ---     Spin, spin. [10:32] ---     Oh, dear, oh, dear. [10:34] ---     This does not seem... to be the place... [10:38] ---     Isumi... [10:39] ---     Is Isumi not here? [10:41] ---     Here we go! [10:42] ---     Y-Yes. [10:45] ---     This also does not seem... to be the place. [10:59] ---     This also does not seem... Ptewy. [11:01] ---     Naturally, this is not a fan service episode [11:01] ---     Swimming, swimming, swimming along... [11:04] ---     made specially for the Isumi fans. [11:07] ---     Isumi is searching for something here. [11:12] ---     Where in the world could Isumi be? [11:15] ---     Young Sir? [11:17] ---     Why are you straining like that? [11:20] ---     What? [11:26] ---     Why is Isumi dressed like that?! [11:27] ---     Young Sir? Whoa, whoa. [11:29] ---     Not only that, but at the     end of her intent gaze is... [11:39] ---     Senpai [11:41] ---     What's with that guy with the face     that makes you want to touch it [11:43] ---     and "senpai" written on his back?! [11:46] ---     I imagine you do not watch     DVDs along those lines, but... [11:50] ---     Wha?! [11:51] ---     That is a standard move in youth dramas. [11:53] ---     The "Senpai, please wipe your     sweat with this" attack! [11:56] ---     What?! [11:59] ---     So this is the move that's     considered an endangered species [12:02] ---     in anime and TV shows,     and even in girls' manga. [12:04] ---     The "Senpai, please wipe     your sweat with this"! [12:05] ---     You fools! [12:08] ---     For you young'uns out there, [12:09] ---     try asking your Showa     Era mothers and fathers. [12:13] ---     I may not look it, but I am     still just a bit past 20, so... [12:17] ---     The white towel is an essential     item for a girl in love. [12:20] ---     It is a symbol that says, [12:22] ---     "I will be there for your sweat     and tears of youth, senpai." [12:25] ---     I am well aware of that. [12:26] ---     SHOCK! [12:28] ---     Maybe I didn't really know who Isumi was. [12:32] ---     That Isumi wanted that blue     set square sort of season [12:34] ---     that the sun could give or withhold... [12:36] ---     That she was looking for     that experience of youth... [12:39] ---     It's true, the ardent passion of     youth isn't flowing in my veins. [12:43] ---     Flowing in me is the murky blood of an otaku! [12:45] ---     Will the Heavens forsake me?! [12:50] ---     The sun... is blinding! [12:52] ---     Young Sir, the sun is that way. [12:54] ---     Right, right. [12:55] ---     The sun... [12:57] ---     Ruru-ruru-ru ru-ta-wa. What is it in reverse?     (Ruru-ruru-ru ru-ta-wa. Hantai kara yomu to?) [13:02] ---     Tonto-ton-ton, favorite part? Roasted jowl butt.     (Toto-ton-ton, suki na bui wa? Tontoro rousu.) [13:05] ---     This place brings back memories. [13:06] ---     But I feel shy about seeing     my old friends again. [13:09] ---     I need to be careful, so no one spots me. [13:12] ---     Hayate! [13:13] ---     It's only been 7 seconds and 3 frames! [13:16] ---     Miss Nishizawa... Looks like you found me. [13:20] ---     Why is Hayate here? Could it be     that maybe he's come to see me? [13:25] ---     Since it's come to this, it     might be faster just to ask her. [13:32] ---     Um... [13:32] ---     Um... [13:34] ---     Has anything strange happened today... [13:34] ---     Want some bread? It's half-eaten, but... [13:36] ---     What? [13:36] ---     What? [13:37] ---     No, it's nothing. [13:40] ---     Oh, really! What am I saying     at a time like this?! [13:44] ---     Um... [13:45] ---     Y-Yes? [13:46] ---     Oh! I saw you! [13:48] ---     No, I mean, other than me. [13:51] ---     Not much else has happened. [13:52] ---     We're a normal high school here, [13:54] ---     so there aren't any celebrities     or IT industry CEOs here. [13:56] ---     That's true. [13:58] ---     Pardon me for interrupting your meal! [14:00] ---     Oh, wait a minute! [14:02] ---     If it's like the Seven Mysteries of     Shiomi High School, I could tell you. [14:04] ---     Huh? [14:06] ---     Ever since the manager of a certain     club suddenly passed away, [14:11] ---     all kinds of strange things have     been happening after school. [14:19] ---     Because of that, no one     wants to stay after school, [14:22] ---     and all the managers quit. [14:25] ---     Everyone says it's the     dead manager's curse now. [14:28] ---     I feel like those are all horror     stories I've heard somewhere before. [14:32] ---     Well, it's just a rumor, though. [14:35] ---     Could it be... [14:36] ---     ...that Isumi was asked to banish     a spirit in relation to this? [14:42] ---     Thank you very much! [14:43] ---     See you around! [14:44] ---     See you! [14:48] ---     What the heck? So Hayate     wasn't here to see me... [14:54] ---     This yakisoba sandwich is making me tear up! [15:11] ---     Young Sir... [15:13] ---     It's true, I don't have impressive pecs... [15:16] ---     And sweat and tears aren't for me! [15:20] ---     Young Sir! [15:33] ---     So... this was the place... [15:41] ---     No one... Not anyone else... [15:44] ---     No one will be allowed to     wipe my senpai's sweat! [15:50] ---     Um... [15:51] ---     Go ahead. [15:53] ---     You can use my body. [15:55] ---     What? [15:56] ---     Y-You can see me? [15:58] ---     Yes, you could say that. [15:59] ---     A hit! There's a hit! [16:02] ---     All that aside, what did you     mean? Go ahead with what? [16:05] ---     You may use my body as a medium     to make your wish come true. [16:10] ---     What? C-Can I really? [16:14] ---     Yes. [16:21] ---     So I'm a loser! [16:21] ---     Loser [16:24] ---     Young Sir! [16:26] ---     What?! [16:27] ---     I don't care anymore! [16:29] ---     It's just too blindingly brilliant! [16:30] ---     I don't have a chance in... [16:35] ---     You hit me! I've never     even been hit by my dad! [16:38] ---     Please do not say that line! [16:40] ---     Because this is not a     parody! This is your life! [16:44] ---     Young Sir, are you really fine with this? [16:47] ---     You even said it yourself earlier, remember? [16:49] ---     That there are times when a     man just has to get going. [16:52] ---     There are times when a man     has to face things head-on, [16:55] ---     no matter how great an     obstacle stands in your way. [17:03] ---     I understand. [17:05] ---     Young Sir! [17:05] ---     But how am I supposed to     face that great obstacle? [17:09] ---     I may not look it, but I have more     life experience than you, so... [17:13] ---     Once upon a time, when it     came to a man-to-man fight... [17:15] ---     Soul [17:16] ---     ...it was always a baseball match,     putting heart and soul into one pitch! [17:20] ---     Hitting and hitting, and     pitching and pitching! [17:24] ---     Truly, fair and square!     No regrets in your youth! [17:27] ---     All right, I understand. [17:30] ---     Saki [17:32] ---     Thank you. [17:37] ---     Someday, the Young Sir may sprout wings... [17:40] ---     And maybe leap out of a window... [17:42] ---     And because I'm kind of sort of the     Bible that teaches him about freedom, [17:47] ---     so it's fine. This is how it should be. [17:50] ---     Even she doesn't really     know what she's saying, [17:53] ---     so even if there were a song that     had similar-sounding lyrics, [17:55] ---     it would merely be a coincidence.     Ah, a thesis, a thesis. [17:58] ---     Saki, where did Wataru go? [18:00] ---     The Young Sir... [18:02] ---     ...has gone to fight a man's battle! [18:04] ---     Huh? [18:06] ---     Senpai. [18:13] ---     Here you are. [18:14] ---     Hold it right there! [18:18] ---     Who are you? [18:19] ---     Yeah! What do you want?! [18:21] ---     Soul [18:21] ---     A baseball match! [18:23] ---     Putting heart and soul into     one pitch for her white towel. [18:25] ---     I request that you engage me     in an earnest duel between men. [18:28] ---     The winner will get his sweat wiped     by the manager with her white towel! [18:32] ---     Hey, you can't just do that! [18:33] ---     Interesting. I accept! [18:49] ---     Young Sir... [18:51] ---     Watch me, Isumi! [18:53] ---     I'm going to put everything I've experienced     in my life thus far into this one pitch! [18:59] ---     How dare he get all fired up on his own? [19:12] ---     Reach for me! My...! [19:16] ---     Young Sir! [19:21] ---     My...! [19:34] ---     I'm completely burnt out. [19:41] ---     Young Sir! [19:42] ---     Saki, I've been defeated...     and I have no regrets. [19:47] ---     Yes, sir. [19:48] ---     I worked up a good sweat. [19:50] ---     Here you are. [19:53] ---     Thank you. [19:59] ---     Now, you have no more     regrets holding you back. [20:07] ---     Isumi! [20:09] ---     That must have been tough for you. [20:11] ---     A job well done. [20:13] ---     I will escort you back to your residence. [20:15] ---     I-I appreciate it, but... [20:21] ---     I-Isumi, I... I mean, I myself... [20:26] ---     Wataru, you helped me, didn't you? [20:31] ---     Thank you for letting him     work up a good sweat. [20:37] ---     I guess... [20:39] ---     ...Isumi appreciated what I did. [20:42] ---     I don't quite understand, [20:43] ---     but it seems to have gone well. [20:50] ---     So in the end, it looks like I     was making a fuss over nothing... [20:54] ---     Lame, huh? [20:57] ---     You were a fine young man today, Young Sir. [21:00] ---     What? Really? [21:01] ---     Yes. You were cooler than     I have ever seen you. [21:06] ---     I see. [21:09] ---     Let's go home. [21:11] ---     We left the shop unattended. [21:15] ---     Yes, Young Sir. [21:20] ---     What the heck? [21:21] ---     So Isumi was just working     part-time as a manager? [21:24] ---     Yes, apparently so. [21:26] ---     After all, I can't tell her     that Isumi was working... [21:30] ---     ...to banish the spirit of a dead manager. [21:31] ---     They say that reality is     stranger than fiction, [21:34] ---     but nothing that strange ever happens. [21:37] ---     True. [21:38] ---     This doesn't leave anything     for Tamori to comment on. [21:41] ---     Indeed, I agree, Miss Nagi. [21:44] ---     No, no, what happened was     actually plenty strange. [21:48] ---     Next time, it looks like a rival     will be appearing for Hayate. [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:17] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:26] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:43] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:53] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking SIGN    Student Council Girl Trio SIGN    Lettering by Masumi Asano [23:26] ---     The student council girl     trio's Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     Morning, it's Izumi Segawa. [23:31] ---     I'm Risa Asakaze. [23:32] ---     Explosion! I'm Miki Hanabishi. [23:34] ---     Today will be the last of the     Student Council Girl Trio specials. [23:36] ---     These 3 weeks have flown by. [23:38] ---     But no matter how many times I listen to     this song, I still think it's a masterpiece. [23:40] ---     Yes, a masterpiece! [23:40] ---     It could even be featured on     that New Year's music show! [23:42] ---     It might even be as good     as our national anthem! [23:43] ---     No, it should be turned     into the show's theme song! [23:46] ---     Okay, time for the fan service shot. [23:47] ---     Actually, if you paste the 3 fan service     shots together, you get one single picture. [23:51] ---     That's amazing! [23:51] ---     Which means we have no choice but to     use it to create original merchandise! [23:54] ---     Adios, amigo! SIGN    Preview [23:57] ---     Hayate, you don't have to work anymore. SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     Is that to say that you're firing me? [24:01] ---     No, no, that's not it. [24:03] ---     It means you can take a break     from your butler duties [24:04] ---     and focus on your studies     until exams are over. [24:07] ---     I made arrangements just     for such an occasion! [24:10] ---     For a new, temporary butler! [24:12] ---     A pleasure to meet you.     I am Mecha Butler No. 13. [24:14] ---     Next time, "Sure, Amuro May Have     Had a Place to Return to, But..." [24:17] ---     I am superior to him, you know. [24:19] ---     Sure, Amuro May Have     Had a Place to Return to, But..." [24:19] ---     Change! Switch on, one, two, three, with     "Hayate the Combat Butler" next time! [24:24] ---      47 - Sure, Amuro May Have Had a Place to Return to, But... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:16] ---     The government will be     addressing the nation shortly [00:19] ---     to make an important announcement. [00:20] ---     Please leave your TV on and stand     by without changing the channel. [00:23] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [00:25] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [00:30] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [00:34] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [00:37] ---     They are both a bit clueless [00:39] ---     and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, [00:41] ---     but they share the immensely strong, loving     bond between servant and mistress. [00:46] ---     Wait! And you just start the opening     like there's nothing going on? [00:49] ---     I mean, what's this important announcement?! [00:52] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [00:55] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [00:57] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [01:03] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [01:08] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [01:14] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [01:19] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [01:25] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [01:30] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [01:35] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [01:41] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [01:47] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [01:49] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [01:52] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [01:57] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [02:00] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [02:03] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [02:21] ---     Sure, Amuro May Have Had a     Place to Return to, But... [02:26] ---     What? M-Miss... [02:29] ---     I have chosen my words carefully, Persian. [02:32] ---     What did you just say, Miss? [02:34] ---     But you did not. [02:35] ---     I told you, you don't have to work anymore. [02:35] ---     This is Sparta's answer! [02:38] ---     This is blasphemy! Madness! [02:44] ---     Hey, now, what are you looking so down for? [02:46] ---     Is that to say that you're firing me? [02:49] ---     Huh? No, no, that's not it. [02:51] ---     You barely managed to pass that     test the other day, right? [02:54] ---     What? [02:55] ---     If you fail the upcoming finals,     you'll seriously be on thin ice, [02:59] ---     so I'm saying you can take a     break from your butler duties [03:02] ---     and focus on your studies     until the exams are over. [03:04] ---     Wh-What are you saying, Miss?! [03:07] ---     I-I can handle that much! [03:09] ---     You needn't show such concern. [03:12] ---     Then shall we say that you'll get     fired if your grades are bad? [03:15] ---     Well? [03:18] ---     Why not graciously accept her offer? [03:22] ---     Maria... [03:23] ---     It is a great kindness that your     mistress is showing you, after all. [03:26] ---     Right? [03:26] ---     Well, just study hard without     straining yourself. [03:29] ---     Right... [03:29] ---     But in exchange! [03:31] ---     I expect you to play hard with     me once the tests are over, [03:33] ---     so brace yourself. Got it? [03:36] ---     Y-Yes, I understand. [03:43] ---     Yo! What's with the long face? [03:46] ---     I don't know why I got smacked... [03:48] ---     I do feel a bit apprehensive, though. [03:51] ---     Mr. Klaus is currently out     and absent as well... [03:54] ---     No, no, what are you saying, Maria? [03:56] ---     I'm not a child, you know. [03:58] ---     I don't need a butler in     constant attendance... [04:00] ---     So you say, but who's the one who     got into a desperate situation, [04:03] ---     only to be barely saved when     you had no butler with you? [04:07] ---     That was a coincidence! A coincidence! [04:09] ---     In preparation for just such an event... [04:11] ---     What gives, Klaus? That was a     waste of a perfectly good TV. [04:15] ---     P-Please... [04:17] ---     In preparation for just such a     situation, I made some arrangements. [04:20] ---     Arrangements? [04:20] ---     Yes, a new temporary butler. [04:24] ---     Um, are you certain you're     fine with keeping me company? [04:29] ---     Don't ya sweat it! [04:30] ---     Yer workin' hard for Nagi, right? [04:32] ---     Then it's my duty as the     partner to help ya out, too. [04:39] ---     Yer not makin' any progress here!     What're ya spacin' out for?! [04:43] ---     Is it really all right for me to     be taking time off work to study? [04:47] ---     As for that, looks like ya     got nothin' to worry 'bout. [04:49] ---     I heard somethin' 'bout a new butler comin'. [04:52] ---     A new... butler? [04:54] ---     Yeah, I overheard the SP guys     sayin' somethin' like that. [04:59] ---     I had no idea! I see! I     see! That's news to me! [05:02] ---     What the heck? Does that upset ya? [05:04] ---     I-I'm not letting it upset me or anything. [05:07] ---     Well, she really hates strangers, [05:09] ---     so I imagine anyone who isn't me     will have a hard time with her. [05:12] ---     But while yer sittin' here, [05:13] ---     Nagi and the new butler might     become friendly and... [05:17] ---     I see nothing wrong with     them becoming friendly. [05:19] ---     Never mind that. It's time to study! SIGN    Newest Edition Basic Problem Collection Comprehensive English [05:22] ---     I have to live up to the faith     the Miss has placed in me! [05:24] ---     Um, "atarashii shitsuji"... "New butler". [05:28] ---     "A new butler come soon"... [05:31] ---     "Coming soon dead"... [05:33] ---     C'mon now, don't slip in ominous     soundin' phrases into yer English. [05:37] ---     If it bothers ya that much, [05:39] ---     why don't ya peek in on 'em on yer     way to the bathroom or somethin'? [05:41] ---     What? [05:42] ---     But I don't see the need     to get so upset 'bout it. [05:45] ---     Even Himegami told ya, right? [05:47] ---     That he's countin' on ya     to take care of Nagi? [05:52] ---     Have confidence. Yer the only     butler that suits Nagi. [05:56] ---     Don't ya think ya could put more     faith in the bond ya have with her? [06:00] ---     My bond with the Miss... [06:03] ---     You're right. [06:05] ---     Pardon me for losing my composure. [06:07] ---     Don't sweat it. C'mon, let's     get focused, shall we? [06:10] ---     Yes, ma'am! [06:11] ---     But first... [06:13] ---     I think I'll go to the bathroom [06:15] ---     and pull myself together     before I resume my studies. [06:17] ---     Bathroom first! [06:21] ---     *So in the end, he's still upset. * [06:25] ---     No, no, no! Like hell I need a new butler! [06:29] ---     I will never accept another     butler, who is not Hayate! [06:33] ---     B-But this butler is extremely capable [06:35] ---     and I believe there is no doubt that     he will be of more use than Ayasaki... [06:39] ---     None of that matters! [06:40] ---     I don't even want to breathe the same     air as a butler that's not Hayate! [06:44] ---     Besides, I'm... [06:45] ---     Not to worry. [06:47] ---     You are certain to come     to like me, Miss Nagi. [06:50] ---     Y-You're...! [06:51] ---     A pleasure to meet you. I     am Mecha Butler No. 13. [06:56] ---     All right, then. Send him     back to Miss Makimura. [07:00] ---     Oh? [07:01] ---     Uh, um, Miss Nagi? [07:04] ---     Oh, so this is basically what     they were referring to. [07:07] ---     What the heck? This is borin'. [07:09] ---     In that case, I can relax and     devote myself to my studies. [07:12] ---     Yup. [07:13] ---     Study hard now. [07:15] ---     I will! [07:15] ---     *But this was where Hayate's     guard was not up! * [07:19] ---     Thank you very much. [07:21] ---     Oh, no, you are welcome. [07:25] ---     I mean... [07:26] ---     Responding in some way is the     polite thing to do, right? [07:30] ---     Or actually... [07:31] ---     Does its words actually count     as an expression of gratitude? [07:36] ---     This is... [07:37] ---     Could it be a manga drawn by you, Miss Nagi? [07:41] ---     Whoa! Where do you get off looking     at it without my permission?! [07:43] ---     Get your butt out of her already, you jerk! [07:45] ---     What a lousy manga it is! [07:48] ---     Wh-What did you say?! [07:50] ---     As if a robot like you could understand     the greatness of my manga! [07:52] ---     But the characters do have impact. [07:55] ---     Huh? [07:56] ---     The layout and dialogue also have     a certain sensibility to them. [08:00] ---     The art isn't bad, either. [08:02] ---     But the plot developments are abrupt,     which overshadow the good parts. [08:06] ---     You have to think about your reader more. [08:08] ---     Oh, is that right? [08:09] ---     Yes. You are smart, so your level of     comprehension is higher than average. [08:14] ---     But your readers will be seeing it for     the first time, so that won't work. [08:17] ---     Have you read that manga? [08:19] ---     No, I can't reach it, so I haven't read it. [08:22] ---     Then please read it, because it     will serve as a good reference. [08:24] ---     It is an extremely fine piece of work. [08:26] ---     I-Is that so? [08:28] ---     Here you are. [08:29] ---     Then I'll try reading it a bit. [08:31] ---     Huh? [08:32] ---     This is rose tea. [08:34] ---     It will soothe you and allow     you to read at your leisure. [08:37] ---     When did you have time to...? [08:39] ---     I'm a Mecha Butler, after all. [08:41] ---     I know the path of Heaven [08:42] ---     and by overclocking, I can move     more swiftly than human beings. [08:45] ---     I see! [08:47] ---     H-He's amazing... [08:50] ---     Well, then, Miss Maria, I would like     to help with the cleaning and such... [08:54] ---     Huh? O-Oh, yes... [08:57] ---     Then let us start over here. [09:05] ---     Wh-What are you...?! [09:07] ---     Pardon me. [09:08] ---     But please don't move. It seems     your shoulders are a bit stiff. [09:12] ---     What? [09:13] ---     Now, relax. [09:15] ---     Uh, a-all right. [09:17] ---     You may be capable of doing     everything on your own, [09:19] ---     but working too hard can be a problem, too. [09:22] ---     D-Do you think so? [09:25] ---     *But he's really good at this. * [09:28] ---     *I think I might kind of like it... * [09:33] ---     Thank you, No. 13. [09:35] ---     Oh, no, it's the least I can do. [09:37] ---     If you'll just instruct me, I'll     do the rest of the work for you. [09:41] ---     What? B-But... [09:43] ---     It's the foolish desire of a guy to     act cool in front of a cute girl, [09:48] ---     so please, let me act cool. [09:51] ---     Not doing any butler work at all     makes me feel restless somehow. [09:55] ---     Come to think of it, I wonder     if that robot butler's left. [09:58] ---     Ooh, you're quite good! [10:01] ---     All right, I'm going to win the next round! [10:03] ---     It will not go so easily. [10:06] ---     *Wh-What in the world is this? * [10:09] ---     *Somehow... [10:11] ---     ...he's completely fitting in now. * [10:14] ---     *Long ago, there was an episode of "Doraemon" * [10:16] ---     *where a guy's shadow took the guy's place. * [10:19] ---     Don't say something so ominous! [10:25] ---     S-S-S-Small Light.     (Su-Su-Su-Sumouru raito.) [10:28] ---     M-M-M-M-M-My existence has finally become...     (To-To-To-To-To-Toutou boku no sonzai ga...) [10:51] ---     What? Hayate's getting jealous? [10:54] ---     Yeah, it looks like the way you've     become friendly with that robot [10:57] ---     is really gettin' to him. [10:59] ---     Oh, my... [11:00] ---     But a butler robot, huh? [11:02] ---     The technology of the Sanzenin     family sure is impressive. [11:04] ---     I am honored to receive     your words of praise. [11:06] ---     So, how outstandin' are ya? [11:08] ---     Someone, tell her! [11:11] ---     I'm askin' ya, ya moron! [11:16] ---     I made a jab at him without even meanin' to! [11:18] ---     Your reputation precedes you, Miss Sakuya. [11:22] ---     You do not overlook even     the smallest of jokes. [11:25] ---     Ya... [11:26] ---     Ya mean, that was on purpose?! [11:28] ---     Outstandin'! This Robot Butler's     so outstandin', it's mind-blowin'! [11:31] ---     Hayate's getting jealous over me? [11:34] ---     Jealous, huh? [11:35] ---     Oh, man, he's so cute! [11:43] ---     Um, Miss, why do you look so happy? [11:47] ---     Because, to think Hayate     would get jealous... [11:49] ---     It's a bit endearing, don't you think? [11:51] ---     There ya go with yer warped     sensibilities again. [11:54] ---     Endearing? [11:55] ---     Is that an emotion that is     enjoyable for human beings? [11:58] ---     What? Are there things even     you don't understand, No. 13? [12:02] ---     Yes, because my CPU hasn't been     programmed with thought patterns [12:06] ---     that encourage negative     emotions in human beings. [12:09] ---     I think it's fine that you're     not programmed with them. [12:18] ---     This is correct, too. [12:20] ---     All right! I got everything right! [12:24] ---     *Somehow, being a bit depressed     actually makes me more focused. * [12:29] ---     *Human beings are strange creatures. * [12:34] ---     There's definitely a gloom     about him from behind. [12:37] ---     So that's what jealousy     looks like. I see, I see. [12:40] ---     Quit grinnin' like a fool and     go on in to comfort him. [12:43] ---     Yes, he should be getting     tired from his studies soon, [12:46] ---     so maybe I'll make him     some tea or something. [12:48] ---     Please wait, Miss. [12:49] ---     What is it, No. 13? [12:51] ---     If you go to comfort him right away,     you'll be playing right into his hands. [12:55] ---     What? [12:56] ---     I get it. The adult gambit. [12:58] ---     Yes, so this is where... [13:02] ---     Yes? [13:03] ---     Um, H-Hayate? [13:06] ---     I made some tea... [13:08] ---     Oh, Maria? [13:09] ---     I appreciate you going to the     trouble of making me tea... [13:12] ---     Oh, no, please think nothing of it, meow. [13:18] ---     A-Are your studies going well, meow? [13:20] ---     Right... [13:22] ---     *Honestly! What about this     is a good idea, No. 13?! * [13:27] ---     What is Hayate doing?! [13:29] ---     Staring all goggly at Maria like that! [13:31] ---     Nah, that's not bein' all goggly. [13:44] ---     No! [13:45] ---     I-I will be taking some time off, meow! [13:53] ---     Damn you, Hayate! How dare you look     at Maria with those pervy eyes?! [13:56] ---     Now, now, Miss. [13:58] ---     I am sorry, but it seems     this plan has failed. [14:03] ---     *And with that, I've gotten rid of person #1. * [14:06] ---     Let us take this in a slightly     different direction. [14:08] ---     I get it! A late night snack! [14:10] ---     It's not night yet, though. [14:12] ---     Then I'll pull out all the stops to... [14:14] ---     Denied. [14:15] ---     What?! Why?! [14:17] ---     I'm trying to make a loving dish here! [14:20] ---     That's why! [14:21] ---     It's obviously leadin' to the totally     cliche explosion punch line! [14:23] ---     Don't mock me! [14:25] ---     Ya can't even fix up a single     servin' of cup ramen properly! [14:27] ---     What did you say?! [14:29] ---     If you would not mind, would you     lend a hand as well, Miss Sakuya? [14:33] ---     Me? [14:36] ---     Wow, this is incredible! [14:37] ---     You made all of this for me? [14:40] ---     Yup. Eat up and work hard. [14:42] ---     I had no idea you were a good cook. [14:44] ---     Nah, this stuff is nothin' extraordinary. [14:46] ---     What's he doing, being encouraged by Saku?! [14:49] ---     So that person named Hayate is     quite close to Miss Sakuya. [14:53] ---     D-Don't be ridiculous! [14:56] ---     Hayate is... Hayate is my... [14:58] ---     Goodness, this food is so comforting. [15:00] ---     Don't be getting comforted! [15:03] ---     I swear! Hayate, I swear! [15:05] ---     M-Miss, what are you so angry about? [15:09] ---     She seems to be in a foul mood, so     perhaps you should take your leave. [15:14] ---     What the heck? She's such a child. [15:17] ---     Miss Sakuya, you are more     mature than Miss Nagi. [15:23] ---     Ya sure are a smooth talker. [15:25] ---     Well, I'll be goin' then. [15:28] ---     *Now, that makes two. * [15:30] ---     *That just leaves... * [15:32] ---     So anyway, are you getting     anywhere with your studies? [15:34] ---     Yes, well, more or less. [15:37] ---     Oh, you've gotten quite a bit done. [15:39] ---     Yes, and I owe it to Sakuya for     really drumming it into me. [15:46] ---     What about owing to me? [15:48] ---     So you owe it more to Saku than to me? [15:52] ---     What? [15:52] ---     Oh, no, Miss, th-that is not true! [15:57] ---     Hayate, you jerk! [16:03] ---     Miss... [16:06] ---     I swear! I swear, Hayate is just so...! [16:08] ---     Good grief. [16:10] ---     No. 13... [16:10] ---     It seems he is quite a poor butler. [16:14] ---     Huh? [16:15] ---     N-No, that's not true... [16:18] ---     And he seems to be awfully stupid. [16:20] ---     At this rate, wouldn't he be considered     a failure as a Sanzenin butler? [16:25] ---     No. 13, what are you saying? [16:28] ---     That being the case, don't you think     I should just remain your butler? [16:32] ---     What?! [16:34] ---     H-Hey, you! [16:36] ---     Let us forget about someone like him. [16:38] ---     I am superior to him, you know. [16:39] ---     But...! [16:40] ---     How pitiful. Getting so depressed     over something like this. [16:44] ---     Hayate... [16:46] ---     It's true. When I think of what     would be good for you, Miss... [16:48] ---     Hayate, that's not...! [16:50] ---     Even with me by your side, your picky     eating habits never get any better, [16:54] ---     you keep watching TV late into the night, [16:56] ---     you skip school and play     nothing but online games, [16:58] ---     and lately, you've gained     an interest in Otome Road [17:01] ---     and you've been secretly sending     SP members shopping there... [17:04] ---     Also, behind the shelf... [17:05] ---     That's enough! That's enough already! [17:12] ---     Miss? [17:14] ---     You and only you are my butler! [17:17] ---     You being a bit less than outstanding     is a better fit for me! [17:21] ---     Miss... [17:22] ---     Hayate. [17:23] ---     Miss, does that count as a compliment? [17:26] ---     Uh, w-well, um... [17:35] ---     Hayate. [17:36] ---     Yes? [17:37] ---     Anyway, right now, just study hard! [17:40] ---     Yes, you are right! [17:43] ---     *Could it be that he behaved     like that for my sake? * [17:51] ---     Being a bit less than     outstanding is better... [17:55] ---     Human beings are so complicated. [17:57] ---     Eight! Stop, please! [17:59] ---     Let go of me, honey! [18:01] ---     If I'm going to lose you to him, I'd     rather wreck him and go down with him... [18:04] ---     I'll go down with him! [18:06] ---     Eight! [18:07] ---     Take that! [18:11] ---     Oh, Eight, you dummy! [18:17] ---     Honey... [18:18] ---     Were you hurt at all, No. 13? [18:21] ---     Why was he angry? [18:23] ---     I had done no harm. [18:26] ---     I'm sorry. I kept focusing     all my attention on you, [18:29] ---     so it looks like he got jealous. [18:31] ---     Jealous? I do not understand. [18:33] ---     That emotion has not been     programmed into me yet. [18:36] ---     It's fine, it's fine. I don't     really understand it, either. [18:39] ---     This one isn't as high-performance     as you, so... [18:43] ---     Oof. [18:47] ---     I still don't understand, no matter     how high-performance I am. [18:52] ---     My being at this residence [18:54] ---     ultimately serves as a hindrance     to Miss Nagi's happiness. [18:59] ---     I will leave the rest to     Hayate and I will just... [19:07] ---     Breaking news! [19:09] ---     What is it?! What is it?! What's going on?! [19:10] ---     A giant meteor that has suddenly     come flying out of space [19:13] ---     is currently approaching Earth! [19:15] ---     It appears it will land in Tokyo's     Nerima Ward in just a few minutes! [19:17] ---     What?! [19:22] ---     Wait, it's already right in front of us! [19:25] ---     What a huge turn of events! [19:26] ---     Or actually, so the scene before     the opening really had meaning! [19:30] ---     At this rate, it's gonna hit us head-on! [19:31] ---     Let us hurry and get out of here! [19:33] ---     No, at that size, you will     not be able to flee in time. [19:36] ---     What?! [19:37] ---     Then what are we going to do?! [19:39] ---     Hayate, please take care of     the Miss and the others. [19:46] ---     D-Don't tell me... [19:48] ---     I will destroy the meteor in space,     before it damages the Earth's surface. [19:52] ---     If I use the self-destruct     mechanism built into me, [19:55] ---     it should be possible. [19:57] ---     Yer gonna self-destruct?! [19:58] ---     D-Don't do this! [19:59] ---     You can't go! No. 13, this is     an order from your mistress! [20:03] ---     Miss, it is a butler's duty     to protect his mistress, [20:06] ---     even if it costs him his life. [20:08] ---     Please forgive me for disobeying your order. [20:11] ---     No! No! I'm never letting you go! [20:13] ---     If you go, I won't forgive you! [20:22] ---     No, No. 13! [20:25] ---     Hayate, please get the Miss. [20:30] ---     Come, Miss, get away from there! [20:32] ---     Let go! Let me go! [20:36] ---     If I am ever given the opportunity     to be reborn again, [20:39] ---     I will be sure to have the emotion of     jealousy programmed into me next time. [20:43] ---     I wish you happiness. [20:47] ---     No. 13... [20:49] ---     Farewell, everyone. [20:52] ---     No. 13! [20:55] ---     Farewell, Miss Nagi. [21:15] ---     He sure was a good guy. [21:17] ---     No. 13... [21:21] ---     Miss... [21:26] ---     *No. 13... * [21:28] ---     The giant meteor that came     flying out of space yesterday [21:31] ---     somehow vanished just before     it collided with Earth. [21:35] ---     *Thanks to the Mecha Butler     No. 13's courageous deed, * [21:38] ---     *peace on Earth and the happiness of     the Sanzenin Miss were protected. * [21:43] ---     *Thank you, No. 13. * [21:45] ---     *Farewell, Mecha Butler No. 13. * [21:57] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:06] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:10] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:16] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:56] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:25] ---     This is Nagi... [23:26] ---     ...and Hayate's... SIGN    Butler Report [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:28] ---     Burn, marble soul! I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:30] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:32] ---     Ooh, this is your character song, Hayate. [23:34] ---     The deluge of "Hayate the Combat     Butler" character songs [23:37] ---     has tapered off, so they decided     they could play my song again. [23:39] ---     Are you sure the next song     just didn't get done in time? [23:41] ---     That's not true. Though, it's true     that it hasn't been sung yet. [23:43] ---     Well, so anyway, we're prepared     a fan service shot of Hayate. [23:45] ---     Cross-dressing Hayate is nice, too, [23:46] ---     but for all the Hayate     fans across the nation, [23:48] ---     this time, we have a pinup of     Hayate in his butler uniform. [23:50] ---     When did you get a picture     of me like this, Miss?! [23:52] ---     But this is better than the cross-dressing. [23:53] ---     Bye-bye! SIGN    Preview SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:58] ---     Th-This is... [23:59] ---     A letter that's not signed by the sender? [24:01] ---     Someone's got quite a lot of     nerve to send me a love letter. [24:05] ---     But who in the world could it be? [24:06] ---     Could it be...? [24:07] ---     Hinagiku. [24:08] ---     Hayate? [24:09] ---     So is this letter from you, after all? [24:11] ---     Next time, "Hina Love". [24:13] ---     Episode 48 is a must-see     episode for Hinagiku fans. [24:16] ---     Though, I won't be appearing in it much. [24:17] ---     Come Izen-cross with "Hayate the     Combat Butler" again next time! [24:18] ---     Hina Love [24:23] ---      48 - Hina Love Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:15] ---     Boyfriend?! [00:17] ---     M-Mom, why are you suddenly     bringing this up?! [00:20] ---     You scared me! [00:21] ---     I mean, you're getting to that     age already, right, Hina? [00:25] ---     I thought maybe you'd want to spend you     birthday with someone that's special to you. [00:29] ---     That's got nothing to do with anything! [00:31] ---     Or rather, I don't have anyone like that! [00:34] ---     Oh, you don't? [00:35] ---     Besides, it's always been the rule that     we spend birthdays with just the family. [00:44] ---     I guess it's already been     10 years since then. [00:45] ---     Hey, w-wait, what are you...? [00:47] ---     You were so little and now you've     grown into a fine young lady... [00:51] ---     Time certainly flies. [00:52] ---     Q-Quit it! You're embarrassing me! [00:55] ---     There's no way the boys would leave     a wonderful girl like you alone. [01:09] ---     There's bound to be a wonderful     guy out there somewhere, [01:13] ---     who'll come flying to you if     you'd just call out to him. [01:20] ---     Someone who would come if I     would just call out to him... [01:28] ---     Why does Hayate enter into the picture?! [01:31] ---     Sure, I think he's a nice guy     and it's not like I hate him, [01:34] ---     but that doesn't mean he's     special to me or anything! [01:42] ---     Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? [01:44] ---     That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? [01:49] ---     The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... [01:53] ---     Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. [01:56] ---     They are both a bit clueless [01:58] ---     and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, [02:00] ---     but they share the immensely strong,     loving bond between servant and mistress. [02:06] ---     It's not true! [02:07] ---     It's totally not like that! [02:11] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [02:14] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:16] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:22] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [02:27] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:32] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [02:38] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [02:44] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [02:49] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [02:54] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [03:00] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [03:05] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [03:08] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [03:11] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [03:16] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [03:19] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:22] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [03:40] ---     Hina Love [03:53] ---     Good morning, Hinagiku. [03:57] ---     M-M-Morning! [04:01] ---     Hinagiku? [04:03] ---     What's gotten into her? [04:07] ---     Could it be that I did something     to make her hate me again?! [04:11] ---     Hey, get a grip. [04:13] ---     What's the point of getting     depressed even before the exams? [04:15] ---     Oh, now that you mention it, today     is the day of our finals, isn't it? [04:19] ---     Huh? Then what were you getting     depressed about just now? [04:22] ---     N-No, it was nothing! [04:29] ---     Sheesh. I got weirdly self-conscious     because of what Mom said yesterday. [04:36] ---     Miss Hinagiku Katsura [04:37] ---     Th-This is...! [04:40] ---     No name on the back. [04:44] ---     Who in the world could it be? [04:46] ---     Someone's got quite a lot of     nerve to send me a love letter. [04:51] ---     C-Could it be Hayate? [04:53] ---     No, impossible! [04:55] ---     But he did try to talk to me earlier... [04:59] ---     I-I wonder what it says... SIGN    I will be waiting in front of the kendo training hall after school. Please come for sure. [05:09] ---     "I will be waiting in front of the     kendo training hall after school. [05:12] ---     "Please come for sure." [05:13] ---     What are you doing, Hayate? [05:14] ---     Eeeep [05:15] ---     I-It's nothing! Nothing at all! [05:22] ---     The kendo training hall... [05:24] ---     Could that mean the sender is Hinagiku? [05:26] ---     No, no, calm down, Hayate. [05:28] ---     There's no way such a straight up YA event [05:30] ---     would ever happen in real life! [05:32] ---     Besides, have there even     been any events so far [05:34] ---     that might have elevated my     relationship with Hinagiku? [05:36] ---     Wait, maybe her strange behavior this     morning was the prelude to this. [05:42] ---     H-Here you are, Miss! [05:43] ---     Thanks. [05:45] ---     No, no. If I fail like this, I'm     not going to get another chance. [05:48] ---     I have to focus! [05:50] ---     And thus, the hours of the final exams     were spent on agonizing distress [05:55] ---     and wild dating game fantasies. [05:58] ---     And after school let out... [05:59] ---     What?! That's wrong, too?! [06:02] ---     Honestly! And after I taught     it to you over and over, too. [06:06] ---     Just what kind of a blockhead are you? [06:08] ---     Oh, crap. What should I do? [06:10] ---     Nagi, should we not check answers     for my dear Hayate as well? [06:14] ---     No problem there! Hayate's a guy who     can do it when he puts his mind to it. [06:17] ---     Right, Hayate? [06:18] ---     Y-Yes, of course, Miss! [06:20] ---     But I actually couldn't focus     much because of this thing. [06:25] ---     I guess for starters, we'll     do an intensive study group [06:27] ---     for the guy who can't do it even     when he puts his mind to it. [06:29] ---     Who can't do it even when     he puts his mind to it?! [06:31] ---     Like hell I'm coming over to your place! [06:33] ---     Aww, and here, I was thinking     of doing it at Isumi's place. [06:37] ---     What?! [06:37] ---     A-At Isumi's place? [06:40] ---     That would be fine with     me. Let us study together. [06:43] ---     I-If you say so, Isumi. I won't     mind keeping you company. [06:47] ---     So, sorry, but you go on     home without me, Hayate. [06:50] ---     Right... [06:54] ---     I have some free time now... [06:59] ---     I guess I'll at least go check it out. [07:02] ---     Kendo Training Hall [07:04] ---     Having said that, surely it's not going to     turn out that Hinagiku's really waiting there... [07:21] ---     Uh, was there a "Tree of Legend"-ish thing [07:23] ---     in front of the kendo training hall? [07:25] ---     Or why are there cherry blossom petals     in the air when it's only March? [07:27] ---     Or like, that's not a cherry     blossom tree to begin with... [07:33] ---     I'm going to ignore all those     jabs that don't matter and... [07:35] ---     H-Hinagiku... [07:38] ---     H-Hayate! [07:40] ---     Hinagiku, what are you doing here? [07:42] ---     Wh-What am I doing? [07:44] ---     I'm just here for the kendo. Obviously! [07:47] ---     What are you doing here, Hayate? [07:49] ---     Uh, um, could it be... [07:52] ---     Could it be... [07:54] ---     ...that this letter is from you, after all? [07:57] ---     Huh? [07:58] ---     I've been waiting for you, Ayasaki! [08:02] ---     Oh, you're Mystery Kendo Team Member A! [08:08] ---     Who are you calling Kendo Team Member A?! [08:10] ---     Don't treat me like I'm a nameless character! [08:11] ---     What are you doing here, Azumamiya? [08:14] ---     Miss Katsura, today, I will surely defeat     my foe, Ayasaki, right before your very eyes [08:18] ---     and show you what I am truly capable of! [08:21] ---     Then could it be that *you     *Nwrote this letter, Azumamiya? [08:26] ---     So that was the punch line... [08:28] ---     What's wrong, Ayasaki? [08:29] ---     Yielding already, now that you've     found out that I'm your opponent? [08:32] ---     So what is up with this     adorable letter of challenge?! [08:35] ---     I mean, a letter of challenge     with a heart mark?! [08:37] ---     What kind of cannon fodder     character are you?! [08:39] ---     Don't call me a cannon fodder     character! My name is... [08:42] ---     I know. [08:44] ---     You coolly declared me     your rival in Episode 15, [08:46] ---     you were lamely defeated instantly     by Hinagiku in Episode 16, [08:48] ---     and since then, you have been     granted almost no scenes [08:50] ---     and in Akiba's popularity poll, you ranked     lower than the mother of Mr. Hata, [08:53] ---     who handles the title lettering.     Kotaro Azumamiya, correct? [08:55] ---     Th-That's right! [08:56] ---     More like, don't explain     my character unnecessarily! [08:58] ---     Hayate... [09:00] ---     Could it be that you thought     I wrote that letter? [09:03] ---     N-No, I would never! [09:05] ---     Oh, please, as if I would think that. [09:08] ---     After all, you would never do     something so girly like that. [09:14] ---     Hey, what's that supposed to mean? [09:17] ---     What do you mean that I would     never do anything girly? [09:21] ---     No, there wasn't really any     deep meaning behind that... [09:23] ---     Then what meaning was there?! [09:25] ---     So I've angered you again?! [09:28] ---     Looks like you've even     alienated Miss Katsura. [09:31] ---     Serves you right. [09:33] ---     Never mind me. [09:34] ---     Why don't you go keep him company instead? [09:36] ---     H-Hinagiku?! [09:39] ---     Hear that, Ayasaki?! [09:41] ---     Looks like Miss Katsura wants to see     me win a cool victory over you, too! [09:45] ---     I would ask you to do so as well. [09:47] ---     As one butler to another. [09:49] ---     Please serve as the Young Master's opponent. [09:54] ---     In these long 2.5 half-seasons, [09:57] ---     the Young Master has endured     training from Hell! [09:59] ---     And he has finally discovered     the secret to defeating you! [10:08] ---     For Azumamiya to fight against me? [10:11] ---     Precisely. [10:12] ---     For the wimpy Little Master Azumamiya [10:15] ---     to challenge someone to a fight     of his own will is rare indeed. [10:18] ---     To turn your back on that would make     you less of a man, would it not? [10:23] ---     Y-You have a point... [10:24] ---     Besides, if you were to refuse to fight, [10:26] ---     the bill for this shower of flower petals     to be sent to Little Master Azumamiya [10:30] ---     would get sent to the     Sanzenin family instead... [10:32] ---     Himuro, do I still need to keep going? [10:34] ---     Please hang in there, Little Master     Taiga. It will be over soon. [10:35] ---     Fine. I will be your opponent, Azumamiya. [10:38] ---     Okay! I'll do my best for you, Himuro! [10:39] ---     Most gallant of you, Ayasaki! [10:54] ---     A secret technique he devised     just to defeat me... [10:56] ---     What kind of technique could it be? [10:58] ---     Here goes. [11:00] ---     He discarded his bamboo sword?! Don't     tell me he's going to fight unarmed?! [11:03] ---     The secret technique that I devised... [11:06] ---     This is it! [11:09] ---     Huh? [11:09] ---     My turn! [11:13] ---     A river! [11:15] ---     Um, what is the meaning of this? [11:18] ---     It's obvious, isn't it?! It's     a cat's cradle competition! [11:20] ---     Huh?! [11:21] ---     The secret that the Young Master discovered [11:23] ---     over the course of the 2.5 half-seasons... [11:25] ---     It was that in the final analysis,     he had no chance of winning at kendo! [11:29] ---     Such being the case, he came     up with the ultimate strategy [11:31] ---     of defeating you in something     that he most excels at! [11:35] ---     That is the Little Master Azumamiya for you. [11:37] ---     Truly a wimpy strategy in the extreme. [11:39] ---     Just how lame of a Nobita are you? [11:41] ---     What's wrong, Ayasaki?     Admitting defeat already? [11:44] ---     You leave me no choice. [11:46] ---     I did accept your challenge, after all... [11:51] ---     The Murasame Liger from "Zoids Genesis"! [11:54] ---     What the heck is that?! [11:56] ---     Or rather, how can you     make something like that? [11:58] ---     There is no such thing as     the impossible for a butler. [12:00] ---     Wh-Why you... [12:05] ---     I lost... [12:07] ---     All my hard work, wearing through tens of     thousands of loops of yarn, has been for naught! [12:12] ---     Just what kind of hard work was that? [12:13] ---     Young Master! [12:15] ---     Nonohara... [12:16] ---     Allowing a single defeat to     break your spirit is pitiful! [12:19] ---     I believe I taught you sternly     that if you are a man, [12:21] ---     you will keep crawling back up with     dogged resolve until you are victorious! [12:24] ---     You're right! I can't go to pieces     just because I've lost once! [12:28] ---     So you understand? [12:30] ---     And so... [12:31] ---     I challenge you, Taiga Ohkouchi! [12:33] ---     What?! [12:34] ---     That is my Young Master! [12:36] ---     Choosing and challenging an opponent     who seems to offer certain victory! [12:39] ---     You have hit upon an excellent plan! [12:40] ---     H-Himuro! [12:42] ---     Interesting. [12:43] ---     Please do not underestimate my Little     Master Taiga's abilities, Nonohara. [12:47] ---     How does it end up like this?! [12:50] ---     Um, would it be all right if I left already? [12:52] ---     But they're not listening. [12:54] ---     That reminds me. Where did Hinagiku go? [13:00] ---     Oh, really! Really! Really! I swear! [13:02] ---     Why did I get my hopes up that     this letter was from Hayate?! [13:08] ---     Oh, it pisses me off! [13:15] ---     It's like I got dumped,     and I don't even like him. [13:23] ---     Man, being young is so great! [13:31] ---     That is all. [13:32] ---     NOT ON DVD! [13:32] ---     Continuing on to the second half, leaving     the Azumamiya vs Ohkouchi fight unfinished. [13:38] ---     I did my best, but it was no use!     (Ganbattan dakedo dame datta!) [13:42] ---     Tarutaru monk recommended!     (Tarutaru monku suishou shimasu!) [13:51] ---     It's no use! [13:53] ---     How can it be that I can't     focus on my studies?! [14:00] ---     When you're in a funk, it really is best to     go out into town for a change of scene... [14:04] ---     Say, what do you want for your birthday? [14:07] ---     As long as you're with me, Gintan,     I don't want anything else! [14:11] ---     Yeah, you're right. [14:12] ---     The best way to spend birthdays is to be     lovey-dovey and be with that special someone. [14:16] ---     Yup, yup. [14:17] ---     It would suck not to have that special     someone to share your birthday with! [14:18] ---     Sheesh! Showoffs! [14:23] ---     It's so stupid. [14:25] ---     What does it matter if you have a     boyfriend or not on your birthday? [14:31] ---     H-Hinagiku! [14:32] ---     Hayate, what are you doing here? [14:35] ---     I thought I might look     for a new study guide... [14:38] ---     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [14:41] ---     Wh-Why are you suddenly apologizing? [14:43] ---     Uh, I don't really know, but... [14:45] ---     I mean, it seems I made you     angry again yesterday, so... [14:56] ---     Do you really feel bad about it? [14:58] ---     What? [14:59] ---     Then treat me to some tea. [15:01] ---     Huh? [15:03] ---     Thank you for waiting. [15:05] ---     Please enjoy. [15:06] ---     The cappuccinos are delicious here. [15:09] ---     I see... [15:13] ---     I wonder what's suddenly     gotten into Hinagiku. [15:19] ---     It's rare to see you in     normal clothes, Hayate. [15:21] ---     What? D-Do you think so? [15:23] ---     Yes, they look very good on you. [15:27] ---     Thank you very much. [15:28] ---     Um, you look very cute yourself, Hinagiku. [15:32] ---     What? [15:34] ---     H-Hayate, what are you     saying all of a sudden?! [15:37] ---     Uh, no, I mean, that's not it.     It's your outfit. Your outfit. [15:40] ---     Your outfit. [15:41] ---     What? [15:42] ---     Oh... [15:43] ---     Oh, my outfit. [15:45] ---     What? Um, what's gotten into you, Hinagiku? [15:48] ---     So, did you do all right on your exams? [15:51] ---     No... [15:54] ---     Come on, don't give me that sad look. [15:57] ---     Never mind all that. Let's     forget about the bad stuff [15:59] ---     and go for a refreshing change of scenery! [16:00] ---     What? [16:06] ---     The neverending blue sky [16:13] ---     With a heart and mind fresh as can be [16:13] ---     Can you get me? [16:14] ---     It's so cute! [16:16] ---     I love it! I want it! [16:19] ---     Just watch! I'm going to get it for sure! [16:22] ---     Uh-huh... [16:22] ---     And that flower was of an innocent color [16:27] ---     Aw! And I spent everything I had on me, too! [16:28] ---     Making the petals sway with humming [16:29] ---     You want that stuffed animal that badly? [16:33] ---     I guess you have a girly side to you, too. [16:34] ---     If you're all show, then goodbye [16:35] ---     That's the second time! [16:36] ---     What? [16:38] ---     You said the same thing     at school yesterday, too! [16:39] ---     That's not "love", right? [16:40] ---     Something about how I'd never     do anything girly or something. [16:41] ---     The thing that makes me who I am [16:43] ---     Oh! [16:44] ---     N-No, that was... [16:44] ---     That one moment [16:45] ---     And I still hadn't asked you     what you really thought. [16:47] ---     Make it blossom [16:47] ---     Huh? [16:48] ---     Admit it. You thought that I'd     actually written that letter, right? [16:51] ---     What?! [16:53] ---     Power of Flower [16:54] ---     You did, didn't you? [16:55] ---     And someday, even that bud [16:56] ---     No, I would never think such a thing! [16:58] ---     Wh-What's that supposed to mean?! [16:59] ---     Will bloom large right in     the middle of your heart [17:00] ---     That I'm really not girly?! [17:04] ---     Oh, there I go, opening my big mouth again! [17:07] ---     I-It's not like I'm seriously mad. [17:07] ---     Power of Flower [17:09] ---     At first, I thought that     letter was from you, too... [17:18] ---     Stupid! Stupid! Go get the     hell out of here, Hayate! [17:20] ---     Okay, bye-bye! [17:26] ---     It seems I've angered Hinagiku yet again. [17:30] ---     Why am I always like this? [17:40] ---     What am I doing? [17:42] ---     We were having fun and I just had     to go and wreck it all on my own. [17:50] ---     I'm willful and I hate to lose... [17:53] ---     I've never shown my girly side... [17:56] ---     Not in front of Hayate. [18:02] ---     A kitten! [18:04] ---     Wh-What should I do? [18:05] ---     I can't go rescue it when     it's so high up there! [18:08] ---     Wait, I feel like I was in a     similar situation once before... [18:16] ---     Hey, why am I remembering that now?! [18:19] ---     Oh, you can't go that way! [18:22] ---     I'm coming to save you! [18:31] ---     No looking down! [18:32] ---     For now, just focus on my target overhead! [18:36] ---     Come on, come over here. [18:38] ---     There, there. Good kitty.     Nothing to be scared of now. [18:44] ---     Thank goodness. [18:45] ---     I'll get you back to your     mother right away... [18:51] ---     Help! Someone! [18:54] ---     I would come to your     rescue if you'd just ask. [18:59] ---     H-Hayate... [19:00] ---     I would come to your rescue... [19:06] ---     Hayate! [19:15] ---     Are you all right, Hinagiku? [19:18] ---     What? [19:19] ---     Hayate? [19:24] ---     P-Pardon me. [19:25] ---     I-It's fine, it's no big deal. I-I     should be the one thanking you. [19:29] ---     Um... [19:30] ---     Uh, here. [19:31] ---     Huh? [19:34] ---     You went to the trouble     of getting that for me? [19:39] ---     I feel like you're always     helping me out somehow. [19:42] ---     I told you, didn't I? [19:44] ---     That I would come to your     rescue if you'd just ask. [19:58] ---     Well, I'm going this way, so... [20:01] ---     Yes. [20:02] ---     Thanks for keeping me company today. [20:05] ---     I had a lot of fun. [20:07] ---     Oh, please! I feel the same way. [20:09] ---     Say, if I call for you again,     would you come for me? [20:12] ---     Yes. Please call for me whenever you like. [20:15] ---     Since I'm an expert at crane games. [20:18] ---     Then, see you again tomorrow. [20:20] ---     Goodbye. [20:33] ---     What's gotten into you, Hayate? [20:35] ---     Poor me... [20:36] ---     What are you brooding on self-pity for? [20:38] ---     Are you that unsure of     how you did on the exams? [20:41] ---     No, that is not it... [20:43] ---     My wallet is completely empty     due to an unplanned expenditure. [20:47] ---     Huh? [20:49] ---     Nagi, what shall we get     for Hinagiku's birthday? [20:53] ---     I'll leave it to you. [20:55] ---     Um... [20:56] ---     Is Hinagiku's birthday coming up? [20:59] ---     Yes, it's March 3rd. [21:02] ---     I-I had no idea. [21:04] ---     Then, do you suppose I should     get her a present as well? [21:08] ---     Why would you give Hinagiku a present?! [21:10] ---     And anyway, didn't you     just say you were broke?! [21:13] ---     Yes, right... [21:13] ---     Besides, before you think about Hinagiku... [21:19] ---     Thank you, Hayate. [21:23] ---     Will Hinagiku call upon that special     someone on her special day? [21:28] ---     But that is a different story. [21:30] ---     Maybe it'll get told at some     other time in some other place. [21:33] ---     So, next time, they'll be battling     against really ordinary stories. [21:39] ---     Yay! I won again! [21:42] ---     I-I have lost! [21:43] ---     Goodness! You are so good at     this, Little Master Taiga! [21:45] ---     No, no, Young Master Azumamiya's     wimpiness is truly without equal! [21:49] ---     How long are you guys going to keep at this? [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:17] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:26] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:43] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:53] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:26] ---     This is Hinagiku Katsura's Butler Report! [23:26] ---     Hinagiku Katsura's SIGN    Lettering by Shizuka Itou [23:27] ---     Butler Report [23:29] ---     Hello, I am Hinagiku Katsura. [23:32] ---     What did you all think of today's     "Hayate the Combat Butler" episode? [23:34] ---     I think I might have had the     most lines ever in that one. [23:37] ---     So, I got put in charge of the Butler     Report for this episode, too, [23:40] ---     but I'm not sure what to talk about... [23:43] ---     Wait, what's this image? [23:47] ---     Wh-Wh-Wh-What is this?! [23:49] ---     When did you get this?! [23:51] ---     Hey, come on out, whoever's     responsible for this! [23:54] ---     Oh, see you later! [23:56] ---     Preview [23:58] ---     Hello, there, everyone. How've you been? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:00] ---     The next episode will feature us,     the Student Council Girl Trio. [24:04] ---     Better hurry up and go buy a Blu-ray     player equipped with a DVR! [24:08] ---     Hey, what in the world is the episode about? [24:10] ---     You will have to wait and see. [24:12] ---     All right! Stand by until     the next episode airs! [24:15] ---     Next time, "Ordinary Stories"! [24:18] ---     I'll be making a solid appearance     as well, so not to worry. [24:19] ---     Ordinary Stories [24:20] ---     Come Fusion! Grand Cross! with "Hayate     the Combat Butler" again next time! [24:24] ---      49 - Ordinary Stories Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:12] ---     Oh, it'll be spring soon. [00:14] ---     The third term will be     over before we know it. [00:17] ---     You think so? It felt incredibly long to me. [00:20] ---     But the only days you attended school [00:22] ---     are that day with the whole fuss     about Miss Katsura possibly quitting [00:24] ---     and in the episode that     aired before this one. [00:27] ---     I'm technically the main heroine, [00:28] ---     so I can't ditch in an episode     centered on Hakuou Academy... [00:33] ---     There you go again with that nonsense... [00:36] ---     Okay, we're leaving, Hayate. [00:38] ---     Sheesh. School is just such a drag. [00:41] ---     Well, it'd be a different story if this     were Hourai Academy or Cromartie High. [00:47] ---     Also, I'd love to wear the     Ashford Academy's uniform. [00:51] ---     *The Miss's dislike for school     certainly is a problem... * [00:56] ---     Well, well, if it isn't... [00:59] ---     ...Hayata and Nagi! [01:02] ---     Man, what a coincidence! [01:04] ---     What might you ladies be up to? [01:06] ---     We thought we would participate     in some club activities for once. [01:09] ---     Club activities? [01:10] ---     Wow, I had totally assumed that you     all belonged to the "Go Home" Club. [01:16] ---     Curious, Hayata? [01:18] ---     What?! No, not especially... [01:20] ---     What was that? You'd love to come observe? [01:23] ---     Huh? [01:23] ---     Then come drop by the club room! [01:25] ---     Come, come! [01:28] ---     Oh, w-wait! [01:31] ---     *Just as we'd planned. * [01:33] ---     *Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? * [01:35] ---     *That a humongous mansion like     this exists somewhere in Tokyo? * [01:40] ---     *The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... * [01:44] ---     *Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. * [01:47] ---     *They are both a bit clueless * [01:49] ---     *and both have a bit of the     wrong idea about each other, * [01:51] ---     *but they share the immensely strong, loving     bond between servant and mistress. * [01:57] ---     This is a story from when Smiley-Smiley     were still able to fly in the sky. [02:02] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [02:05] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:07] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:13] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [02:18] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:24] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [02:29] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [02:35] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [02:40] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [02:45] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [02:51] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [02:57] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [02:59] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [03:02] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [03:07] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [03:10] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:13] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [03:32] ---     Ordinary Stories [03:36] ---     Society for the Research of Video? [03:38] ---     Society for the Research of Video [03:38] ---     Or rather, this is an awfully     distinctive club house... [03:42] ---     This building was apparently designed     to the tastes of our founding senpai. [03:49] ---     Oh! [03:50] ---     This is 16mm film! [03:50] ---     Illustrative Clip [03:51] ---     And this is a super-HARP camera! [03:54] ---     Oh, I get it! [03:56] ---     In other words, this is a film society! [03:57] ---     A society for the research of film! [03:59] ---     Huh? [04:00] ---     What are you saying? [04:01] ---     Mr. Rabbit. [04:02] ---     Huh? It's not? [04:05] ---     We've got no interest     whatsoever in making films. [04:07] ---     We can't do difficult things like that. [04:10] ---     Then, what do you do? [04:12] ---     What else?! [04:15] ---     We record and collect interesting and     funny videos, both past and present, [04:19] ---     and burst out laughing together! [04:21] ---     That is what we do here, [04:22] ---     always smiley-smiley Society     for the Research of Video! [04:24] ---     For short, we call it... [04:25] ---     YouTuubee [04:26] ---     YouTuubee! [04:28] ---     F-For short? [04:29] ---     In other words, it is a "Killing Time" Club. [04:32] ---     Who are you accusing of killing time?! [04:33] ---     Society for the Research of Video, huh? [04:36] ---     It sounds a bit interesting. [04:38] ---     *What?! U-Unbelievable! * [04:40] ---     *The Miss is taking an interest in     having dealings with other people! * [04:43] ---     *No, isn't she taking an interest in videos? * [04:46] ---     Come to think of it, are you     involved in any clubs, Little Nagi? [04:49] ---     Huh? No, nothing especially right now... [04:51] ---     Ah! Then why don't you give this a try? [04:53] ---     Our club was originally formed     to make videos of cute girls, [04:56] ---     so it's an easygoing club. [04:58] ---     It'll at least serve to make some memories. [05:01] ---     Hmm, what should I do... [05:04] ---     *Th-This is an opportunity! * [05:05] ---     *The Miss tends to socially withdrawn, * [05:07] ---     *so this is a unique chance to have     her enjoy a proper school life! * [05:11] ---     *How could I call myself a butler     if I do not encourage this?! * [05:14] ---     *All right! * [05:15] ---     Wow, that sounds very interesting. [05:18] ---     So? So? What kind of videos     do you make, specifically? [05:22] ---     Well, our projects are just     kind of scattered over there. [05:26] ---     Oh, then let us watch some of it. [05:32] ---     As I recall, you said you     made videos of cute girls... [05:39] ---     Hello, I'm Hayako Ayasaki. [05:41] ---     I'm a slightly mischievous 16-year-old. [05:44] ---     Oh, someone wonderful, come     take Hayako on a date! [05:49] ---     Oh! That was a great project! [05:53] ---     What are you doing secretly taping me?! [05:54] ---     And you even dubbed dialogue over it! [05:56] ---     What's wrong with that? It's fun. [05:57] ---     Incidentally, we have cameras     set up all over the place. [06:00] ---     From the top of Mount Everest to Shizuka's     bathing room at the Minamoto residence. [06:07] ---     No filming! No filming! [06:09] ---     Then how about something like this? [06:11] ---     What? [06:16] ---     Miss Makimura, I... I just... [06:20] ---     Y-You can't, Ayasaki. You and     I are student and teacher! [06:25] ---     Oh, I want to stay like     this forever with you! [06:29] ---     You dumb jerk! Don't make trouble for me! [06:31] ---     Havin' affairs shows what a man's made of. [06:33] ---     Women provide fodder for the arts. [06:41] ---     This makes it look like I'm some     terribly licentious "sensualist"! [06:46] ---     Hey, Hayate, what was that just now?! [06:49] ---     Th-They're accidents! Every single     one of them was by complete accident! [06:53] ---     Miss. [06:56] ---     Let us excuse ourselves now. [06:58] ---     What? You're leaving, Hayata? [07:00] ---     You just got here. [07:02] ---     Being shown any more strange     videos is more than I can bear! [07:08] ---     Don't say that! [07:09] ---     Please, help us! [07:12] ---     Huh? Help you? What do you mean? [07:18] ---     You seem to be having fun, my friends. [07:20] ---     Ms. Superintendent! Wh-What     are you doing here? [07:23] ---     Today is Onsite Club Inspection Day,     which Mistress Kuzuha conducts herself! [07:27] ---     Huh? Onsite inspection? [07:30] ---     I check to make sure no one is deviating     from what students should be doing. [07:33] ---     That's right. [07:35] ---     Wow, I guess she does some     serious work once in a while. [07:39] ---     Do not be fooled, Hayata. [07:42] ---     What? [07:44] ---     There's no way she's doing serious work! [07:46] ---     You have no idea how the students have     suffered because of these onsite inspections! [07:50] ---     For example, the tennis team... [07:53] ---     They don't even have a lethal technique     on the order of a Boomerang Snake? [07:56] ---     Disbanded. [07:58] ---     And the American football team... [08:02] ---     They can't even do the Sky Devil Bat Dive? [08:04] ---     Disbanded. [08:06] ---     Furthermore, the Puppeteering Club... [08:06] ---     I have come to save you, princess! [08:07] ---     "Will you wind? Or not wind?" is it? [08:08] ---     Thank you. [08:10] ---     So they're not windup dolls... [08:10] ---     Come, let us go home. [08:12] ---     Disbanded. [08:14] ---     Thus, countless clubs have been shut down. [08:18] ---     I don't wanna get shut down! [08:21] ---     Which is why we were plotting     to invite into our club [08:24] ---     the superintendent's favorite guys,     which is to say, you, Hayata, [08:27] ---     and furthermore, to show her     numerous seductive videos of you, [08:30] ---     which would strike a chord     with the superintendent! [08:33] ---     And yet... [08:34] ---     Uh, but there's no way the superintendent     would enjoy seeing such... [08:39] ---     Wh-What?! [08:40] ---     Th-This was candid video of Hayate Ayasaki     in delightfully embarrassing situations?! [08:45] ---     I wish I could've seen it! [08:46] ---     I totally wish I could've seen it! [08:48] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [08:50] ---     I have made up my mind! [08:51] ---     I order the Society for the Research     of Video to be disbanded at once! [08:53] ---     What?! [08:56] ---     Starting tomorrow, you will be the     Society for the Research of Ono no Imoko [08:58] ---     or the Society for the Research of     Eating Udon Noodles Through Your Nose! [09:02] ---     Can't you at least make     it a more normal club? [09:04] ---     Aw, man, and we were about to     make the best video of all, too. [09:09] ---     What? The best video of all? [09:11] ---     We were planning on showing     it to you, too, but... [09:15] ---     What kind of video was it? [09:17] ---     A collection of end credit bloopers! [09:20] ---     End credit...? [09:22] ---     Oh, you know all those Jackie films? [09:24] ---     You know how his films show     bloopers during the end credits? [09:27] ---     Those things. [09:29] ---     "Those things"... [09:30] ---     Oh-ho... [09:31] ---     I like those. [09:33] ---     I have to say I think     Jackie's not bad myself. [09:35] ---     *Unbelievable! * [09:36] ---     *The Miss is showing interest in     something that is not 2-dimensional! * [09:39] ---     *As a butler, I absolutely must     do this for my mistress! * [09:47] ---     Hey! [09:49] ---     If you want to back out, now's your chance! [09:55] ---     Go for it, Hayate! [09:59] ---     This is incredible! [10:00] ---     There's no way I can miss this! [10:02] ---     Uh, I think it might be     better if he didn't... [10:06] ---     Then, here I go, everyone! [10:08] ---     So will Jackie do it?! [10:10] ---     Fly, Jackie! [10:17] ---     *Meanwhile, right around the same time... * [10:19] ---     Oh, Miss Makimura, you can't     videotape stuff like this! [10:25] ---     Honestly! I said, no! [10:31] ---     I never imagined such old     footage would surface again... [10:34] ---     *In the world of the internet, * [10:36] ---     *it is difficult to recover video     that has once been circulated. * [10:38] ---     *Be careful with that. * [10:42] ---     I-I love you, okay? Sheesh.     (Su-Sukinanda kara, mou.) [10:46] ---     I'm crying because I'm happy, you moron!     (Ureshi-naki ja, boke!) [10:49] ---     First Hakuou Academy Society     for the Research of Video... [10:52] ---     ...Fun-Fun... [10:53] ---     ...Ordinary Story Championship! [10:56] ---     Huh? What is this all of a sudden? [10:59] ---     Come on. What is this? [11:01] ---     Why the... [11:02] ---     ...title says it all! [11:03] ---     For the Society for the Research of     Video, safety really comes first! [11:05] ---     We have decided to return     to our original purpose [11:08] ---     and make videos that the entire family     can enjoy in their living rooms! [11:10] ---     Yup! [11:12] ---     Uh... [11:13] ---     After everything we've been through,     we won't let you back out now. [11:16] ---     We entered into a secret agreement     with the superintendent [11:18] ---     that if we submit a funny     video with you in it, [11:21] ---     she'll triple our budget for the next term! [11:23] ---     When did you do that?! [11:25] ---     And Little Nagi's given her consent     to cooperate as a member of the club. [11:29] ---     What?! [11:30] ---     I saw nothing wrong with that. [11:32] ---     But what is this Ordinary Story Championship? [11:35] ---     So good of you to ask, Nagi-pon! [11:37] ---     In other words, Nagi-rin... [11:39] ---     ...this is what it's about, Nagi Springfield! [11:42] ---     Uh, um, won't you please address     me normally as "Nagi"...? [11:45] ---     It happened when I was back in grade school. [11:47] ---     Um... [11:48] ---     I went to this one shabby fishing     village in the countryside. [11:52] ---     It was as if time had     stopped in this village. [11:56] ---     It was a pretty spooky place to begin with, [11:59] ---     but at the bed and breakfast where     we stayed, there was even... [12:01] ---     ...a crumbling statue of Kinjiro     Ninomiya facing the ocean. [12:06] ---     According to the proprietress     of the bed and breakfast... [12:08] ---     You see, at night, that statue     turns around to glare behind him [12:11] ---     to make sure none of the children     staying at the inn are up. [12:14] ---     So you must never stay up late. [12:18] ---     Oh, I've heard of these. [12:20] ---     I see, so you're going to     collect these common stories. [12:24] ---     No! [12:26] ---     This is where the story gets good. [12:28] ---     When I heard that, it made me want     to see if it was true, you know? [12:32] ---     So a bunch of us kids snuck out     in the middle of the night. [12:36] ---     It was truly the dead of night. [12:38] ---     Even thinking back now, I     wish we hadn't gone, but... [12:42] ---     It was pitch black. [12:44] ---     And the weather was bad, too. [12:45] ---     The wind sounded like people moaning... [12:49] ---     We waited for 10 minutes, then 20. [12:51] ---     It was summer, but oddly chilly. [12:54] ---     And suddenly, we looked around     and we couldn't believe our eyes! [13:00] ---     Before we knew it, we'd fallen     asleep and morning had come. [13:03] ---     So, what about the Kinjiro statue? [13:06] ---     Well, we were all asleep,     so we weren't able to check. [13:09] ---     What?! [13:10] ---     What a worthless story! And you     spent roughly 17 scenes telling it?! [13:14] ---     So, we're going to collect stories like that, [13:17] ---     where only ordinary things happen     that aren't worth telling about. [13:19] ---     And we want to collect videos     that'll make you think, [13:22] ---     "Aw, man, that sure was a waste of time!" [13:25] ---     There is no need for such videos! [13:29] ---     But everyone's got a worthless     story or two like that! [13:34] ---     Come on now. Are you sure     you don't have one, too? [13:37] ---     A worthless story that you have tucked away? [13:40] ---     W-Well... [13:42] ---     I, um... [13:44] ---     ...used to live in a really rundown     house when I was little, but... [13:47] ---     Yeah, yeah? [13:48] ---     You have a story?! [13:51] ---     This house was really truly rundown [13:53] ---     and the windows always rattled at night. [13:58] ---     One night, I was at home alone [14:00] ---     and back then, our electricity had     been stopped, so it was pitch black. [14:04] ---     I tried to get in my futon and go to sleep, [14:07] ---     but I suddenly realized something. [14:09] ---     That strangely, the rattling sound     was louder than usual somehow. [14:15] ---     I should've been scared, [14:16] ---     but I went to the window, as if     I was drawn there by something... [14:20] ---     I gently drew the curtain aside and     slowly looked out the window... [14:25] ---     And the wind was blowing harder than usual. [14:31] ---     What of it?! [14:33] ---     Nothing happened! [14:35] ---     Huh? [14:36] ---     But that is precisely what     we were talking about. [14:38] ---     That's our Hayata! That was a good story! [14:40] ---     Uh, thank you very much. [14:42] ---     Me, me, me! I wanna tell a story, too! [14:45] ---     Miss Katsura! Where did you come from?! [14:49] ---     You know how I'm not in the     night duty room during the day? [14:53] ---     One day, after work, I suddenly     felt it the moment I went inside. [14:59] ---     I thought, "Oh, something's strange." [15:01] ---     At a glance, nothing had changed     in the room, but I could tell. [15:04] ---     That something important was gone. [15:09] ---     I searched my room thoroughly [15:12] ---     and I finally figured out what was missing. [15:17] ---     It was... [15:18] ---     It was? [15:19] ---     ...that my wallet was completely empty! [15:23] ---     What the hell?! [15:25] ---     With a 500 million percent certainty,     that's because you spent it yourself! [15:29] ---     Oh? The mic... [15:30] ---     If I may be so bold, I think I will     have you listen to my story as well. [15:34] ---     Mr. Klaus?! Um, this is our school... [15:38] ---     Since it has come to this, I will     appear in any scene I can get into. [15:41] ---     Now, ahem. [15:43] ---     There was a time at the Sanzenin residence [15:45] ---     when we had a dog named Lucky     running loose in the yard. [15:48] ---     Come to think of it, we had     a stupid dog like that... [15:52] ---     He certainly was a stupid dog, [15:54] ---     but well, by around 6 in the evening, he     would always be back in his hut, sleeping. [15:57] ---     Lucky [15:58] ---     But one day, evening came     and he had not returned. [16:01] ---     Lucky [16:02] ---     He was left running loose, but he did     not appear to have left the yard. [16:05] ---     However, no matter how stupid he was, [16:07] ---     it seemed unlikely that he     had gotten lost in the yard. [16:09] ---     I looked for Lucky all night long. [16:12] ---     But he was nowhere to be     found and a day passed... [16:16] ---     And a second day passed... [16:19] ---     Lucky did not return to his hut. [16:22] ---     However, on the third day, unbelievably,     Lucky was back in his hut! [16:27] ---     Ooh! [16:28] ---     Wh-Why?! [16:31] ---     Uh, that was the end of the story. [16:35] ---     Thank you for listening. [16:38] ---     What happened to Lucky     during those three days?! [16:40] ---     Who knows? [16:42] ---     Take that! [16:45] ---     Then, could I try telling a story, too? [16:48] ---     We were cleaning up around the house     when Kotetsu found an old wooden box. [16:53] ---     Unbelievably, what we found inside [16:56] ---     was the withered mummified     hand of a water imp! [16:58] ---     And there were words carved into     the back of the wooden box. [17:02] ---     It said that this hand would     grant its owner any 3 wishes. [17:06] ---     So? Did you make any wishes? [17:08] ---     Don't do it! There's bound     to be a terrible curse! [17:11] ---     The thing is, unbelievably... [17:13] ---     Unbelievably... [17:14] ---     ...we put it out with the     unburnable trash the next day! [17:17] ---     What?! [17:17] ---     Hey, shouldn't a water imp's     hand be burnable trash? SIGN    Sorting and collection of trash differs by region. [17:20] ---     Yes, that is right. It is burnable trash. SIGN    Your local municipality will have the information, but... [17:22] ---     Oh, right. That was careless of us. SIGN    Lately, there has been a lot of trash that has been sorted wrongly. SIGN    Be sure to properly sort burnable trash, unburnable trash, etc. [17:25] ---     And it's turned into an ordinary     discussion of trash... SIGN    and put it out on time on the day of collection in the trash collection area. [17:28] ---     All right, I am next. [17:31] ---     Are you familiar with     the term "doppelganger"? [17:35] ---     This refers to a phenomenon where you bump     into someone who looks exactly like you. [17:40] ---     It is said that those who see their     doppelganger will die soon thereafter. [17:44] ---     Supposedly, Lincoln also saw his     the day before he was assassinated. [17:47] ---     The Japanese poet Murou Saisei... [17:49] ---     He also had just such a doppelganger. [17:51] ---     This is sounding rather like an urban legend. [17:57] ---     Don't you think "Murou Saisei" sounds just     like "slow saisei (slow motion replay)"? [18:01] ---     What?! SIGN    "toudai motokurashi (the darkest place is under the candlestick)" [18:03] ---     Also, "toudai motokurashi" and "Taisho     democracy" are exactly alike. [18:07] ---     And also "Jurassic Park" and "Juraku     ni nisan-paku (2-3 nights at Juraku)". [18:09] ---     This is more like a meaningless     story than an ordinary one... [18:13] ---     Whether you believe or not is up to you. [18:16] ---     Um... [18:18] ---     If you would like, I could tell     a story about my family home. [18:22] ---     Oh, Saki! [18:23] ---     My family home was rundown [18:25] ---     and the stairs creaked     whenever one of us used it. [18:30] ---     One day, the entire family     was having dinner downstairs, [18:34] ---     when we heard the familiar     noise from the stairs. [18:37] ---     So, my mother said, "Our home really     has become rundown, hasn't it?" [18:41] ---     And she had it remodeled. [18:42] ---     And what an ordinary story that was! [18:45] ---     Sheesh! [18:46] ---     I've been listening for a while now and     you've been telling some boring stories. [18:50] ---     Oh? Wataru? [18:51] ---     Oh, I was wondering who     had come, but you are... [18:53] ---     Club President! You're our club president! [18:55] ---     Club president? [18:56] ---     Yup, that's right. [18:57] ---     This boy is none other than [18:59] ---     the current president of the Society for     the Research of Video, Wataru Tachibana! [19:03] ---     Ta-da! [19:05] ---     Uh, they just made me their     president without asking, [19:08] ---     When in the world? [19:10] ---     I will have you know, our     president is amazing. [19:12] ---     He makes anime MAD openings that     ordinary people would think were real. [19:17] ---     All the "guy voice" videos were     made by the president, too! [19:20] ---     What?! [19:21] ---     No, it's not true. [19:23] ---     When you get down to it, all your stories     are just left hanging there with no punch line. [19:27] ---     That's our president for you. [19:29] ---     Then, what? [19:30] ---     Are you saying you can tell a     funny story that has a punch line? [19:33] ---     Hard to say. [19:35] ---     All I'm saying is that I want an ordinary     story that touches the heart more. [19:40] ---     An ordinary story that touches the heart... [19:43] ---     Yeah, for example... [19:45] ---     This is about the universe, but... [19:47] ---     You know that the universe is expanding     at an incredible rate, right? [19:50] ---     Y-Yes... [19:52] ---     At the same time, you also know that light's     the fastest thing in the universe, right? [19:57] ---     Well, that's common knowledge. [19:59] ---     But the universe's rate of expansion gets     faster the farther it is from Earth. [20:04] ---     So the farther a star is from     Earth, the faster it's moving away [20:10] ---     and finally, impossibly, those     stars surpass the speed of light! [20:15] ---     What?! [20:16] ---     What did you say?! [20:20] ---     Isn't that fascinating? [20:23] ---     P-President... [20:24] ---     Could it be that's the end? [20:28] ---     *Thus, they say an incredibly     meaningless day ended. * [20:36] ---     I wish something nice would happen. [20:38] ---     Huh? [20:39] ---     A p-peach?! What's it doing here? [20:42] ---     Th-This is...! [20:44] ---     I can't reach it! [20:46] ---     I know! Since I can't reach it... [20:49] ---     I'll buy a can of peaches on the way home. [20:51] ---     Ring-a-ding. Ring-a-ding. [20:53] ---     *And here was yet another ordinary story. * [20:55] ---     *Next time, they will fight against     a neighborhood quiz contest. * [21:00] ---     Right now, we're in front of Yukiji's room. [21:03] ---     Let's go right ahead and check     to see if she's up or not. [21:07] ---     Oops, but before we do... [21:11] ---     To all of you watching "Hayate     the Combat Butler"... [21:14] ---     This will probably be the last time     that we will be featured in an episode. [21:18] ---     This and that. Looking back, a lot     of things happened, didn't it? [21:22] ---     Yup, yup. [21:23] ---     It puts us in a slightly sentimental mood. [21:26] ---     But the end is the start     of the end of the start. [21:29] ---     Let us meet again someday! [21:31] ---     And a one, two... Bye-bye! [21:33] ---     Miss Committee Chairman,      Red Izumi Segawa [21:33] ---     Hey, come wake me up! [21:35] ---     Vice Chairman, Blue Miki Hanabishi [21:35] ---     It's rare, I tell you! Rare! [21:36] ---     Video of me waking up will easily get     300,000 views and 100,000 comments in one night! [21:36] ---     Disciplinary Committee Member,      Black Risa Asakaze [21:45] ---     I nailed it! [21:47] ---     No way! [21:50] ---     The End [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:12] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:17] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:26] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:35] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:43] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:49] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:53] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:27] ---     ...and Hayate... [23:28] ---     17-year-old Maria's Butler Report SIGN    Lettering by Rie Tanaka [23:28] ---     ...and 17-year-old Maria's... [23:29] ---     Butler Report [23:29] ---     ...Butler Report! [23:31] ---     Pakkyuruun, I'm Nagi Sanzenin! [23:33] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:34] ---     I am Maria, 17 years old. [23:35] ---     The days have been cold, but     I hope you've been well. [23:38] ---     When it's cold like this, it's best     not to force yourself to go out [23:40] ---     and to immerse yourself     in online games at home. [23:41] ---     If you do that, you won't become a     master at living life like Maria. [23:44] ---     Oh, my, Hayate. But I'm only a     year older than you, you know. [23:47] ---     Oh, pardon me, but you're so mature.     Even kind of middle-aged... [23:50] ---     Now, here's today's fan service shot. [23:52] ---     Please continue to give your support     to "Hayate the Combat Butler". [23:56] ---     Preview [23:56] ---     Shine! Jump out! Shake your hips! [23:59] ---     *The 4256th High School Girls Ultra Quiz! * SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:03] ---     *Your hosts will be myself, Teruo Mikiri... * [24:05] ---     ...and Demonking Abe, tima! [24:07] ---     The participating duos will be 10,000 pairs of     girls who have gathered from all across the country, tima! [24:10] ---     *Now, which pair will win     the crown of victory? * [24:13] ---     I can't wait, tima! [24:14] ---     Next time, "Quiz! Written as     'Foe' and Read as 'Friend'!!" [24:17] ---     Why do I have to end up     in this with the hamster? [24:19] ---     Quiz! Written as "Foe" and Read as "Friend"!! [24:19] ---     Once again, next time on "Hayate the Combat     Butler", we'll be doing... the straining pose! [24:22] ---     I feel the surge! [24:25] ---      50 - Quiz! Written as 'Foe' and Read as 'Friend' Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:09] ---     Good morning, Miss! [00:12] ---     Come now. [00:13] ---     Please get up! [00:18] ---     What the heck? It's still     late night 32:00 o'clock. [00:20] ---     Let me sleep a little more. [00:23] ---     Please do not say that. [00:25] ---     It is a pleasantly warm day outside today. [00:30] ---     Why not go out for once? [00:34] ---     I will pack us a lunch. [00:37] ---     Mr. Rice Ball. Mr. Rice Ball. SIGN    High School Girls Ultra Quiz!! [00:40] ---     And look, there are spring-like     events being held everywhere. [00:43] ---     How about trying this one? [00:44] ---     High School Girls Ultra Quiz. [00:46] ---     To participate, you have to be a pair     of super-best friend high school girls. [00:49] ---     This is stupid. [00:50] ---     Who are these fools who sign up     for these things willy-nilly? [00:53] ---     What a shame. [00:55] ---     It says they welcome     last-minute participants. [00:57] ---     And the prize is... [01:00] ---     M-Miss? [01:02] ---     If I win this, I get this? [01:06] ---     This... This... [01:08] ---     ...will be mine?! [01:10] ---     All right, I'll enter! [01:12] ---     What? Why? [01:13] ---     So that's what's going on.     How about pairing up with me? [01:16] ---     How 'bout it? Ya'll do it, right?     Ya will, right? Awesome, right? [01:18] ---     What? You're in Osaka?     At the Nanba Grand Kagetsu Theater? [01:21] ---     Damn it! She hung up on me! [01:22] ---     So Sakuya was a no-go. [01:23] ---     Then I'll try Isumi next. [01:25] ---     No, not happening. [01:29] ---     Who can I pair up with? [01:31] ---     Why don't you just enter, Hayate? [01:34] ---     I have several high school     girl outfits ready to go. [01:36] ---     What?! [01:36] ---     Ooh, I hadn't thought of that! [01:38] ---     I-I will go look for someone     who might pair up with you! [01:43] ---     Damn, he got away. [01:45] ---     Wow, a quiz contest, huh? [01:47] ---     I wonder if entering something like     this will make a good youthful memory. [01:51] ---     Wait, one of the prizes is... [01:52] ---     An all-you-can-eat ticket to Mo-Para! SIGN    Shabu-shabu All-You-Can-Eat Ticket!! SIGN    Can't     show you! [01:55] ---     This might be good! [01:57] ---     Imagine it! Poofity-poof! [01:59] ---     Poof! Poof! [02:01] ---     Poofity-poof! [02:04] ---     Just kidding! [02:05] ---     Totally just kidding! [02:08] ---     In my wildest dreams,     if I do say so myself... [02:13] ---     But... [02:14] ---     If I do win... [02:16] ---     Maybe I could invite him.     Maybe I could invite him... [02:19] ---     B-But... [02:23] ---     Who...? Who...? [02:26] ---     Who should I enter it with?! [02:31] ---     Ow, that hurt... [02:33] ---     Hayate! [02:34] ---     Miss Nishizawa! P-Please pardon me. [02:36] ---     I was lost in thought... [02:39] ---     Th-This is... [02:40] ---     Ah! This is...! [02:42] ---     What good, good timing you have! [02:45] ---     Huh? [02:47] ---     Miss Nishizawa. [02:49] ---     Y-Yes? [02:51] ---     Won't you please enter     this quiz contest together? [02:55] ---     Y-Yes. [02:58] ---     Thank goodness! Miss Nagi will be pleased! [03:00] ---     Huh? What? [03:03] ---     In this episode, I will be serving     as a famous host of the Heisei Era! [03:08] ---     Tima! [03:09] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [03:12] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [03:14] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [03:20] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [03:25] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [03:31] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [03:36] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [03:42] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [03:47] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [03:52] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [03:58] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [04:03] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [04:06] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [04:09] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [04:14] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [04:17] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [04:20] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [04:38] ---     Quiz! Written as "Foe"     and Read as "Friend"!! [04:44] ---     Shine! Jump out! Shake your hips! Come on! [04:46] ---     The 4256th High School Girls Ultra Quiz! [04:53] ---     Now, with the hard-to-draw crowd     of several tens of thousands watching, [04:57] ---     it's begun! [04:58] ---     I am Teruo Mikiri, host and narrator, and... [05:02] ---     ...Demonking Abe!     Here to bring you the event, tima! [05:04] ---     Incidentally... [05:05] ---     Do any of you remember me, tima? [05:08] ---     Hey, don't try to hog all the attention. [05:11] ---     Please forgive me, tima. [05:13] ---     And now, here come the participating pairs. SIGN    End of Century SIGN    Empire [05:15] ---     10,000 pairs, who have gathered     from all across the nation, tima. [05:18] ---     Which pair will fight their     way through this quiz battle [05:21] ---     and win the crown of victory?! [05:22] ---     I can't wait to see, tima! SIGN    Vice President/Secretary [05:24] ---     Aika, why are we here right now? [05:28] ---     I thought that you might     like shabu-shabu, Chiharu. SIGN    Protagonist/Hammy [05:34] ---     Why do I have to end up in this     with the hamster? [05:36] ---     That's my line! [05:38] ---     This is like being     handicapped from the start. [05:43] ---     Suck it up! Suck it up, me! [05:45] ---     Well, my abilities alone will be     more than enough to win this, [05:48] ---     so I don't care whether I'm paired     with a hammy or a sausage. [05:51] ---     If I can't put up with this,     what'll I do when I get a job [05:53] ---     and my boss turns out to be     a sexually harassing bastard? [05:55] ---     Or actually, this is the very first favor [05:57] ---     that none other than Hayate     has asked of me, after all. [06:00] ---     All right, let's win this quick     and take the trophy. [06:03] ---     Once I win, I'm going to     have shabu-shabu with Hayate! [06:07] ---     What are you saying?!     I will never permit that! [06:09] ---     What?! [06:10] ---     If you want to eat, eat alone,     in solitude with a lonely heart. [06:13] ---     Not happening. You can tell me no,     but it's too late now. [06:16] ---     No way I'm backing down! No way! [06:17] ---     Hayate and the trophy are both mine! [06:19] ---     Hayate's having shabu-shabu with me! [06:23] ---     I made up my mind. [06:25] ---     This year, I'm going to pursue Hayate,     even to the ends of the Earth. [06:30] ---     They both seem to be     full of fighting spirit... [06:34] ---     And now, let's get started with Stage 1! [06:37] ---     Your first hurdle is your typical     "true or false" quiz, tima! [06:40] ---     Please move to the area that     you believe is the correct answer [06:43] ---     to the quiz questions we give you, tima! [06:45] ---     2-choice questions are a piece of cake! [06:47] ---     At any rate, we have to win this first... [06:49] ---     Question 1! SIGN    Question 1 [06:50] ---     Naturally, Ishikawa Station     is in Ishikawa Prefecture. [06:54] ---     A trick question right off the bat! [06:56] ---     Or so they want us to think.     They're testing how trusting we are. [06:58] ---     True, of course! [07:00] ---     This way! It's false! [07:02] ---     What?! [07:03] ---     I have a feeling it's true! [07:04] ---     Grr! Do as I say! [07:08] ---     The pair fighting over there, [07:10] ---     please hurry up and     choose your answer, tima. [07:12] ---     Don't drag me down already! [07:16] ---     Question closed! [07:17] ---     The correct answer is... [07:18] ---     ...false! [07:21] ---     It is actually a station name     in Aomori Prefecture! [07:23] ---     Pairs who got it wrong, goodbye, baby! [07:26] ---     See that?! [07:27] ---     If you've played the Momo-Tetsu game, [07:29] ---     it's an easy, common knowledge question! [07:30] ---     If you know the answer, say so first! [07:33] ---     Question 2. Between     chimpanzees and giant pandas, [07:35] ---     the one who weighs less     at birth is the giant panda. [07:40] ---     They say it's "giant" so     the panda probably weighs more. [07:42] ---     False! [07:44] ---     This is true! No mistake about it! [07:46] ---     It's false! Don't get in my way! [07:48] ---     True! Just come with me! [07:49] ---     It's that pair again... [07:51] ---     I'm telling you it's true! [07:53] ---     Okay, and the correct answer is... [07:55] ---     ...true! [07:56] ---     Bye-bye to the false pairs! [07:58] ---     See? I told you. [07:59] ---     Giant panda babies are 15cm long,     weighing just 90-130 grams. [08:04] ---     I saw it on Animal Planet. [08:06] ---     Then say so first! SIGN    Question 3 [08:08] ---     Question 3, a Japanese sake question. [08:10] ---     For delicious warm sake, [08:12] ---     the recommended temperature for     perfectly warmed sake is 40 degrees Celsius! [08:16] ---     That's not a question     for high school girls, tima. [08:19] ---     So what? [08:20] ---     Go call the agency     if you've got a problem with it! [08:22] ---     Please don't, tima! [08:23] ---     No one's moving. [08:25] ---     Legally-speaking, sake's something     high school girls don't deal with. [08:28] ---     Oh, yes, yes, I forgot to mention this, [08:30] ---     but every pair in this     contest can use a lifeline! [08:34] ---     Oh, this is totally ripping off "Who Wants     to be a Millionaire", right, tima? SIGN    The temperature for perfectly     warm sake is 40 degrees Celsius. SIGN    True SIGN    False SIGN    Hell if I know [08:37] ---     There! There, there! [08:39] ---     That rule sounds so tacked on. [08:42] ---     However, you can only use one     kind of lifeline just once, tima. [08:45] ---     Think carefully. [08:48] ---     Telephone! [08:50] ---     Ooh, the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair     has gone straight for the telephone! [08:54] ---     No willpower, tima. [08:55] ---     H-Huh?! Wh-What should I do? [08:58] ---     I'm suddenly being put on the spot? [09:01] ---     But I know the answer. [09:03] ---     The correct answer is...! [09:04] ---     Yes? [09:06] ---     The correct answer is false. [09:07] ---     Perfectly warmed sake     is approximately 45 degrees Celsius. [09:09] ---     That's my Maria!     I knew I could count on you! [09:11] ---     Incidentally, the temperature of sake     is divided into 6 levels. [09:14] ---     Super hot, hot, perfect, lukewarm,     skin temperature, and barely warm. [09:16] ---     What about my role? [09:19] ---     Okay, the correct answer is false! [09:21] ---     No one got it wrong! Darn! [09:24] ---     You saved us, Maria! [09:26] ---     Thank you! [09:27] ---     I wish you luck. [09:29] ---     So, on to Stage 2! [09:31] ---     Next up is the familiar scatter quiz! [09:34] ---     Questions will be scattered from above.     Pick one up and answer it, tima! [09:38] ---     The time limit is 5 minutes. [09:40] ---     Just answer one question     to move on to the next stage, tima! [09:43] ---     And now... GO! [09:44] ---     GO! [09:46] ---     All right, I'll go! [09:48] ---     What? That's okay. I'll do it. [09:49] ---     Shut up! You can do this! [09:52] ---     Oh, yeah, bubble popping!     Once you get started, you can't stop. [09:55] ---     Wait, she's already gone! [09:56] ---     I'm just telling you to stay out of my way! [09:59] ---     Huh? What happened? [10:01] ---     I-I got a cramp in my leg. [10:03] ---     Oh, really! [10:06] ---     But running isn't really my thing. SIGN    Nothing! Moron Moron [10:09] ---     Too bad, you got nothing, tima. [10:10] ---     What?! [10:11] ---     I mean, most of the envelopes have     nothing, so do your best, tima. [10:15] ---     Oh, man. [10:16] ---     Get running. You have no endurance. [10:19] ---     Are you in any position to say that?! [10:20] ---     Just go! [10:21] ---     Yes, yes, yes. SIGN    Nothing Moron! [10:22] ---     Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! [10:26] ---     I-I think I might be done for... [10:28] ---     I am not giving up! [10:29] ---     Huh? [10:30] ---     For Hayate! [10:31] ---     Until I have my hands     on that victory trophy! [10:33] ---     Though my leg may be cramping! [10:35] ---     You're right! Shabu-shabu with Hayate     is waiting for me beyond this suffering! [10:38] ---     Still saying such impudent things?! [10:40] ---     Hayate likes shabu-shabu, too! I'm sure! [10:43] ---     Trophy! [10:44] ---     Shabu-shabu! [10:45] ---     One minute left, tima! [10:46] ---     Crap! [10:49] ---     Please! [10:50] ---     Okay. Nothing! [10:51] ---     I mean, here's your question. [10:53] ---     That's confusing! [10:54] ---     Now, here is your question. What's     the minimum fare on the Yamanote Line? [10:58] ---     Um, two-thousand... [11:00] ---     Th-The current fare in 2008 is 130 yen. [11:03] ---     That is correct, tima! [11:06] ---     Piece of cake. [11:08] ---     Behold the latent power of the ordinary! [11:10] ---     And now, on to Stage 3! [11:13] ---     Locked room escape quiz, tima! [11:16] ---     If you can escape from     that room within 3 minutes, [11:18] ---     you will gain the opportunity     to answer the quiz question. [11:21] ---     Hmm, I suppose it wouldn't hurt     to leave this to the commoner. [11:26] ---     Huh? It won't open! [11:28] ---     And the window, too! [11:29] ---     And the floor, too!     None of it seems likely to open! [11:34] ---     As long as we can get out,     I'm not picky about how we do it. [11:36] ---     That's the commoner. [11:37] ---     Well, I'll be escaping     one step ahead of you... [11:41] ---     Huh? [11:42] ---     What?! [11:43] ---     A h-high rise?! [11:48] ---     20 seconds left! [11:49] ---     What'll we do? What'll we do? [11:51] ---     Key! Key! Was there a key somewhere? [11:52] ---     Good grief, you really are totally useless. [11:53] ---     I don't see one, I don't see one. [11:54] ---     What'll we do? What'll we do? [11:54] ---     Let's see, the typical escape methods [11:57] ---     for these Crimson Room-esque games are... [11:59] ---     First, you take this and do this... [12:01] ---     And you'd find something     like this around here... [12:03] ---     And once you do this... [12:04] ---     You open this thing here and you get this... [12:07] ---     And when you do this with it... [12:10] ---     No way! [12:12] ---     Oh, it opened! [12:14] ---     You have successfully escaped, tima! SIGN    Congratulations! [12:16] ---     Congratulations! And now,     here is your question. [12:17] ---     You're kidding! [12:18] ---     What is the world's first video game console     that was released in 1972? [12:23] ---     Um... "Brain Age..." [12:27] ---     It's the Odyssey! [12:29] ---     That is correct, tima! [12:30] ---     Next up, we are finally at the last stage! [12:35] ---     So you repaid the debt     you owed me from Stage 2. [12:39] ---     In the end, it just means this     is a piece of cake [12:41] ---     as long as we have my brains. [12:43] ---     When the last stage is over, [12:45] ---     will the goddess of victory     bestow her smile upon them? [12:48] ---     Oh, Mr. Mikiri, [12:49] ---     you just sounded exactly like the narrator     we always hear in the show, tima. [12:53] ---     Quit it with the "tima"s! It's annoying! [12:55] ---     And their triangle love with the butler! [12:58] ---     Will this bring a subtle change     to their relationship? Or maybe not? [13:01] ---     For now, it'll be continued     in the second half. [13:03] ---     Tima! [13:06] ---     The carotid artery. (Kei-doumyaku.) [13:10] ---     Even if you eat, don't go to sleep right away!     (Kuttemo sugu neru na!) [13:13] ---     Do you all wanna go to New York? [13:15] ---     I do! [13:16] ---     Pay your own way. [13:18] ---     I ain't got money! [13:19] ---     Now, let's bring out our     magnificent finalists, tima! [13:23] ---     Our first team... [13:24] ---     ...is these two! [13:27] ---     "We're friends who even     take baths together." [13:29] ---     It's the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair, tima! [13:31] ---     Don't introduce us like that! [13:33] ---     Who leaked that information?! [13:36] ---     And the second team! [13:37] ---     "We were originally supposed to have     more scenes in the 3rd half-season." [13:41] ---     It's the Aika Kasumi-Chiharu Harukaze pair! [13:44] ---     Gack! The vice president     and secretary of the student council?! [13:47] ---     It seems we have survived     being eliminated somehow, Aika. [13:50] ---     So it seems, Chiharu. [13:52] ---     And finally, the third team. [13:53] ---     "We eat the strawberry     first on our shortcakes [13:55] ---     "and the pickled bamboo     shoots first on our ramen." [13:57] ---     You do? [13:58] ---     Well, something like that. [13:59] ---     The favorite to win! It's the Hinagiku     Katsura-Miki Hanabishi pair! [14:03] ---     What?! Even Hinagiku was in this?! [14:07] ---     Hey, I came along because you asked me     to help you choose a gift [14:09] ---     to celebrate your relative     getting into school. [14:12] ---     What's going on here? [14:13] ---     Um, that is to say, the prize is the gift... [14:17] ---     As long as we have Hina,     our victory is assured! SIGN    Hina! [14:20] ---     Looks like we'll get     some good footage again. [14:22] ---     Rah! Rah! Miss! SIGN    Miss & Nishizawa [14:26] ---     Go for it! Go... [14:27] ---     I can't see! [14:29] ---     Pardon me. I'll be more careful. [14:31] ---     Okay, ignoring the cheering squad [14:32] ---     that's getting more attention     than the participants... [14:34] ---     The final stage! [14:36] ---     Don't Slip Now, Speed Quiz Round, tima! [14:42] ---     Get an answer right [14:43] ---     and the slides will go up bit by bit     for the other pairs, tima! [14:46] ---     The last pair to keep     from sliding down will win, tima! [14:49] ---     Well, with Hina,     I've got an army at my back... [14:53] ---     Oh, right, she's already     out of it at this height... [14:56] ---     I-I'll be okay. [14:58] ---     A-As long as we stay at this height. [15:00] ---     We're going to answer     every question, all right? [15:03] ---     No getting things wrong either,     okay? Okay? Okay? [15:05] ---     This is a battle I absolutely cannot lose! [15:09] ---     We've come this far! We can't lose now! [15:12] ---     And now, Question 1! SIGN    Question 1 [15:13] ---     In Japanese, it's "I think, therefore I am". [15:16] ---     In Latin, that's... [15:18] ---     "Cogito ergo sum". [15:20] ---     Correct, tima! [15:25] ---     Next question! [15:27] ---     The true taste of coffee is... [15:29] ---     A barista. [15:30] ---     Correct! [15:31] ---     According to quantum theoretical thought... [15:33] ---     Schrödinger's cat. [15:34] ---     The Treaty of Mersen. [15:35] ---     The Sarashina Diary. [15:36] ---     The two-crop system. A theremin. [15:37] ---     A backward pivot throw. [15:38] ---     So strong! The Katsura-Hanabishi pair     is overwhelmingly strong! [15:42] ---     You're doing good! [15:43] ---     You answer some, too. [15:51] ---     Aika... [15:52] ---     To be honest, I have     about reached my limit... [15:55] ---     Y-You, too, Chiharu? [15:56] ---     Yes, then... [15:58] ---     Shall we fall soon... [16:00] ---     Oh, but she's gone already! [16:02] ---     In that case... [16:03] ---     ...I shall join her! [16:04] ---     The Kasumi-Haruka pair has dropped out. [16:07] ---     Meanwhile, the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair [16:08] ---     also looks to be struggling     quite a bit, tima! [16:11] ---     Th-The next one... [16:12] ---     We have to answer it! [16:14] ---     Question! [16:15] ---     Father's least favorite... [16:16] ---     It's mine! [16:19] ---     Papa-ya! [16:20] ---     Yes, but... [16:22] ---     Now, name four other tropical fruits. [16:26] ---     Kiwi, mango, pineapple, durian. [16:28] ---     Correct yet again, tima! [16:30] ---     This is bananas! [16:32] ---     Now, what will you do,     Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair? [16:34] ---     They're at quite a nice angle, tima. [16:36] ---     You lose if either one of you fall, tima. [16:39] ---     Don't copy me! [16:42] ---     I think this might be my limit... [16:44] ---     Maybe. Maybe. [16:47] ---     This is nothing! [16:49] ---     For Hayate! [16:51] ---     I will win and get the trophy! [16:53] ---     Come to think of it, Little Nagi's     been going on and on about the trophy... SIGN    Can't show you! [16:57] ---     Oh, come to think of it,     the trophy shown on the flier... [17:01] ---     ...might've looked somewhat like Hayate. [17:04] ---     Little Nagi... [17:07] ---     I've reached my limit! [17:09] ---     Hayate... [17:15] ---     What?! [17:20] ---     F-Fight it. [17:23] ---     You're going to win     and get the trophy, right? [17:27] ---     Let's try hanging in there     just a little longer. [17:31] ---     Hammy... [17:33] ---     With the two of us together,     I'm sure we'll be invincible! [17:38] ---     Yes, I understand! Let's do our best! [17:42] ---     And now for the question! [17:44] ---     What kind of dumpling goes silent     when you look at it? [17:46] ---     This is it! [17:47] ---     Me! [17:48] ---     Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair, go ahead. [17:51] ---     "Mitara shhh (if you look, shhh)"...     So it's mitarashi dumplings! [17:55] ---     Correct! [17:56] ---     You did it! [18:00] ---     Among the episode titles for Japanese anime,     what was the longest ever? [18:04] ---     Leave it to me! [18:06] ---     The 187 character long title     for Episode 26 of "School Rumble". [18:09] ---     Correct, tima! [18:11] ---     That's my Little Nagi! [18:12] ---     A bronze statue! [18:14] ---     "Matango"! [18:14] ---     Sam! [18:15] ---     Color flashing! [18:17] ---     Impossible! I'm being put on the defensive?! [18:20] ---     Never mind that. How are they     pressing the button in their position? [18:22] ---     That's all fine and good, but... [18:24] ---     I'm... just... [18:27] ---     Go for it! Call for it! Fine weather for it! [18:27] ---     Hang in there! [18:30] ---     Now, will the next one settle it? [18:32] ---     Koyuki's, the cake shop known     for their ultimate seafood cake! [18:35] ---     How much does one     of their cream puffs cost?! [18:38] ---     Me! [18:39] ---     You two are in no position     to be able to push the button, [18:41] ---     but what is your answer?! [18:42] ---     Um... [18:43] ---     As I recall... [18:53] ---     200 yen a piece! [19:02] ---     Correct, tima! [19:11] ---     Well, that's about as far as we get. [19:13] ---     Adieu! [19:17] ---     Aww... [19:18] ---     That was one heck of a fall... [19:20] ---     The Katsura-Hanabishi pair has     suffered an unexpected defeat, tima! [19:23] ---     And so, victory goes     to the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair. [19:31] ---     I'm surprised you remembered the price. [19:33] ---     Same to you. [19:35] ---     Well, you did well for a hamster. [19:38] ---     I guess you were pretty gutsy     for a delicate rich girl. [19:43] ---     That's right! The trophy! SIGN    Can't     show you! SIGN    Shabu-shabu All-You-Can-Eat Ticket [19:53] ---     What should I do with this? [19:55] ---     Maybe I'll go with my family, after all. [19:57] ---     Miss Nishizawa! [20:00] ---     H-Hayate... [20:02] ---     Really, congratulations on your victory! [20:05] ---     You fought magnificently out there! [20:08] ---     I think I might be a bit     embarrassed to hear that. [20:11] ---     Th-Thank you. [20:12] ---     Not at all. I should be     the one to thank you. [20:15] ---     Thank you so very much. [20:18] ---     I hope we can continue to work     together in the future, Miss Nishizawa. [20:32] ---     Yeah, of course! [20:35] ---     Hayate, I guess it might     still be a long way off [20:38] ---     before my feelings reach your heart. [20:43] ---     But even so, I can still... [20:46] ---     ...keep my gaze squarely     on you like this, right? [20:51] ---     Right? [20:51] ---     What are you doing, Hayate?! [20:54] ---     We're leaving! We have to celebrate tonight! [20:57] ---     Yes, Miss. [20:59] ---     Oh, wait. [21:00] ---     What is it? [21:01] ---     If you've got something to say,     make it quick, hamster. [21:04] ---     Hey, if you feel up to it, [21:07] ---     how about the three of us     go eat shabu-shabu now? [21:11] ---     Or something like that... [21:15] ---     Miss. [21:17] ---     Yes! [21:26] ---     I swear, this meat is paper thin. [21:28] ---     It's shabu-shabu, so of course it's thin! [21:30] ---     What did you say?! I came     because you asked me to come! [21:34] ---     What was that?! [21:35] ---     Now, now, I will skim     all the scum off the top. [21:39] ---     Incidentally, shabu-shabu is very healthy [21:42] ---     and also great for middle-aged     people living alone. SIGN    Shabu-Shabu [21:44] ---     Next time, they will battle the 150     million yen we'd totally forgotten about. SIGN    Can't     show you! [21:48] ---     More like, that was a lot     of dialogue in this episode, huh? [21:58] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:07] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:16] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:57] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:26] ---     This is Nagi... [23:26] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report! SIGN    Butler Report [23:29] ---     Try saying my name. I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:31] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:32] ---     Time flies. This is already Episode 50     of "Hayate the Combat Butler". [23:34] ---     The story is finally     coming up on the climax! [23:36] ---     Will Hayate be able to defeat the Great     Super-Dimensional Evil Butler General?! [23:39] ---     Um, we'll have to see about that... [23:41] ---     By the way, this song is your     character song, isn't it, Miss? [23:43] ---     Yes. Actually, the next episode     will be our last Butler Report. [23:45] ---     I must take the anchor position, after all. [23:47] ---     So, the fan service shot is of me, too. [23:48] ---     This is improper, Miss! [23:50] ---     Not to worry. For the next episode, [23:51] ---     we'll prepare a fan service shot     of you bathing in a cross-dress outfit. [23:53] ---     What?! [23:54] ---     Well, see you! [23:55] ---     Preview [23:57] ---     What? Something important     the Miss had ordered? SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [23:59] ---     Yes. Might I ask you     to go get it from the store? [24:02] ---     I understand. I will go right away. [24:04] ---     Don't be in such a hurry! [24:05] ---     Huh? Why? [24:06] ---     I just suddenly don't want to     see your face anymore! [24:09] ---     What?! [24:10] ---     Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give you     this gift of 150 million yen. [24:14] ---     I would like to poach you for my company. [24:17] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler"... [24:18] ---     "Spring." [24:18] ---     Spring [24:19] ---     Don't be such a stranger, Hayate! [24:21] ---     I will protect the Miss! 51 - Spring Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:05] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:22] ---     Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give     you this gift of 150 million yen. [00:28] ---     What? [00:36] ---     Who is this mysterious man?! [00:37] ---     To be continued in the tense     final episode next week! [00:39] ---     Hey, we just got started here! [00:41] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [00:43] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [00:46] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [00:52] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [00:57] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [01:02] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [01:08] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [01:14] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [01:19] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [01:24] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [01:30] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [01:35] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [01:38] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [01:41] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [01:46] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [01:49] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [01:52] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [02:10] ---     Spring [02:18] ---     *We now go back several hours from     when the opening scene happened. * [02:22] ---     And now, all of you, rise! [02:25] ---     Listen well! [02:26] ---     Once again next year, [02:28] ---     you will turn S Ward of Tokyo an ever     more shockingly brilliant white! [02:32] ---     Okay, now let's all sing     the school anthem together! [02:35] ---     Yeah! [02:39] ---     The white school reigning     over the land of Suginami [02:40] ---     This year has felt both     long and short somehow. [02:44] ---     But I'm really glad I passed the year. [02:47] ---     Our mother school [02:47] ---     *That's right. Studying     for the exams paid off * [02:49] ---     *and Hayate had more or     less passed the finals. * [02:50] ---     Fire up that engine in your heart SIGN    World History Answer Sheet SIGN    Hayate Ayasaki SIGN    More or Less Pass SIGN    Butlers shall pass or they are bound for Hell!! [02:56] ---     Darn! Too bad. [02:58] ---     Tama, you may go. [03:00] ---     Um, Head Butler, enough with the bad jokes... [03:03] ---     I will remind you again, Ayasaki. [03:06] ---     The monetary amount you have managed     to repay the Miss in this past year [03:09] ---     is still a paltry sum. [03:12] ---     If you were to fail out of school, [03:14] ---     you would once again find yourself out in     the cold with your debt of 150 million. [03:19] ---     Be sure to keep that squarely in mind. [03:22] ---     Yes, Head Butler, sir! [03:23] ---     Hakuou! Hakuou! [03:24] ---     All right! I'll keep this up     and do my best again next year! [03:27] ---     We're leaving, Hayate. [03:27] ---     Update blogs daily [03:28] ---     What? [03:29] ---     Hey, please wait, Miss! [03:29] ---     Hakuou Academy! [03:35] ---     Yes, we nailed it. [03:37] ---     Well, frankly, it's a pain. But my     friends, we will meet again in April. [03:41] ---     The closing ceremony is now over! [03:49] ---     Come on, Hayate! Hurry, hurry! [03:51] ---     Keep dawdling and I'll leave you behind! [03:53] ---     Um, what are you in such a hurry for? [03:55] ---     We could bask in the aftermath     a little longer... [03:58] ---     Not really interested. [03:59] ---     I want to hurry back to the residence [04:01] ---     and play the continuation of     "Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G"! [04:03] ---     Huh? [04:04] ---     That's really all there is to it! [04:07] ---     Oh, please wait for me, Miss! [04:13] ---     I've got Hayate all confused! [04:15] ---     But I'm just getting     started! My turn yet again! [04:19] ---     What? Something important     the Miss had ordered? [04:23] ---     Yes. Might I ask you to     go get it from the store? [04:26] ---     Under no circumstances are     you to look at what it is! [04:29] ---     As you wish! Then I shall go right away! [04:31] ---     Don't be in such a hurry! [04:33] ---     T-Take some side trips     and kill plenty of time. [04:37] ---     Specifically, wait until about early evening. [04:39] ---     Huh? Why? [04:40] ---     Wh-Why? Because... [04:42] ---     I-I just suddenly don't want     to see your face anymore! [04:46] ---     Don't make me say any more than that! [04:51] ---     I understand. [04:52] ---     Then I shall take my time and return     to the residence around early evening. [05:00] ---     N-Nagi! [05:02] ---     L-Looks like we managed to     gloss over that somehow. [05:04] ---     Hayate will surely never even dream [05:07] ---     that he's being sent to pick     up something like that! [05:10] ---     Nagi, don't you think that was a bit cruel? [05:12] ---     That's right! [05:13] ---     That butler-in-debt was awfully depressed! [05:16] ---     D-Don't look at me like that! [05:19] ---     Come on, everyone! Let's hurry     up and start getting ready! [05:22] ---     *And so, Nagi's trap was quietly laid. * [05:26] ---     *Meanwhile, at Hakuou Academy... * [05:32] ---     *Yukiji's loud snoring     could be heard, as usual. * [05:33] ---     What? No way! For real?! [05:35] ---     You want to pay 50 billion yen transfer     fee for me instead of Matsui? [05:40] ---     *And Mr. Kaoru, whom we hadn't     seen at all since Episode 18, * [05:44] ---     *was making Gundam models, the same as ever. * [05:45] ---     Is this a Guntank? [05:47] ---     *And furthermore, 10,000     meters up in the air... * [05:51] ---     Mistress Kuzuha, it seems we will     be arriving at our destination [05:54] ---     by lunch tomorrow, as planned. [05:57] ---     Good. I must obtain the     rumored object at all costs. [06:01] ---     But what in the world is this legendary item? [06:05] ---     A mask made by an ancient conjurer. [06:08] ---     They say that if you wear it, a     mysterious power makes you grow taller. [06:12] ---     What? [06:13] ---     Your smaller form is fine in its own way. [06:15] ---     But I would love to see your     gallant form once again as well. [06:19] ---     Mistress Kuzuha! [06:21] ---     Sion. [06:26] ---     Africa, huh? [06:28] ---     But I hope she makes it back     safely by the new term. [06:32] ---     Do you really mean that, Chiharu? [06:35] ---     You shouldn't say things like that. [06:37] ---     Even with the kind of person she is,     the school still needs her talents. [06:41] ---     How specifically? [06:42] ---     In what way? [06:43] ---     Huh? [06:45] ---     Come on, let's go have tea somewhere. [06:47] ---     If you'd like, I'll treat you to some cake. [06:49] ---     With pleasure. [06:50] ---     Then, shall we three go for a quiet     gathering to reward our hard work? [06:56] ---     *Come to think of it, I     didn't get to see Hayate. * [07:00] ---     *It seemed like he made it     safely to the next year, * [07:02] ---     *so I would've liked to     properly congratulate him. * [07:10] ---     I wonder what this is. [07:14] ---     Considering the Miss's demeanor... [07:16] ---     I wonder if I messed up again somewhere. [07:27] ---     W-Wait, what are you doing?! [07:28] ---     Let me go! [07:36] ---     Welcome, Mister Ayasaki. [07:38] ---     Forgive the rough treatment. [07:49] ---     *Who are these people?! * [07:50] ---     *Could they be after the ordered item?! * [07:58] ---     Huh? "Victoria Elizabeth     Steward Dispatch Company"? [08:02] ---     Indeed. [08:04] ---     We are the biggest butler dispatch     company in the industry, [08:06] ---     making great strides on a global scale. [08:10] ---     I have never heard of such a thing! [08:12] ---     We have kept an eye on you for some     time through a certain source. [08:20] ---     When did you get these? [08:24] ---     The videographers were... [08:25] ---     A one, two... us! [08:29] ---     Did you enjoy it? [08:31] ---     Hakuou Academy's Society for the     Research of Video is for all eternity! [08:37] ---     So that's it... [08:41] ---     Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give     you this gift of 150 million yen. [08:46] ---     What? [08:48] ---     *The story now finally goes     back to the original scene. * [08:52] ---     I would very much like to     poach you for our company. [08:55] ---     This is an advance payment. [08:56] ---     Please take it to repay your     debt to the Sanzenin family. [09:00] ---     So you've even investigated about that? [09:04] ---     No, thank you! [09:06] ---     Since I have also promised the     Miss that I will work and repay [09:09] ---     that money myself, without fail. [09:11] ---     Oh-ho. Are you certain? You may     never get a chance like this again. [09:17] ---     If you truly have the     Miss's interests at heart, [09:20] ---     should you not take this money to     clear your debt with her immediately? [09:26] ---     As for that... [09:27] ---     Please contact us whenever you like. [09:29] ---     I look forward to a favorable response. [09:48] ---     All right! All right! [09:51] ---     All right! All right! All right! [09:54] ---     What is it, Tama? A little more to the right? [09:58] ---     Sheesh. Why do we have to help out, too? [10:04] ---     A-Are you all right, Isumi?! [10:06] ---     Whoops! I accidentally slipped, too! [10:11] ---     Whoa! Hey, Sakuya! [10:12] ---     Man, coincidences sure are frightenin'. [10:14] ---     Safety First [10:15] ---     A warm, youthful spring. To be     continued in the second half. [10:20] ---     I'm Nagi!     (Nagi da zoooo!) [10:22] ---     Miss, how much is really left of my debt?     (Ojousama, hontou wa ato ikura desuka, boku no shakkin?) [10:36] ---     I may never get a chance     like this again, huh? [10:39] ---     It's true. To remain forever at the     Sanzenin residence like this is... [10:44] ---     It just may be my own selfish desire... [10:48] ---     Wait, this is no time to     be thinking about this! [10:50] ---     Right now, I need to deliver this     ordered item to the Miss first! [10:56] ---     What?! [11:06] ---     All right! It's perfect for sure this time! [11:13] ---     Oh, my. [11:14] ---     This is... [11:16] ---     Delicious, right?! [11:18] ---     Questionable. [11:20] ---     I would have to agree. [11:21] ---     It is not delicious, but it is     also not entirely inedible... [11:25] ---     What the heck?! Darn it! [11:27] ---     And here I am, trying so hard! [11:30] ---     But Nagi, why have you undertaken     such an elaborate celebration? [11:34] ---     Because this might be the     only time we can do it. [11:40] ---     Hey, Maria, get me those Maximum Tomatoes! [11:43] ---     They've got the power to get rid     of all exhaustion, after all! [11:46] ---     I want to make sure Hayate gets to eat them. [11:48] ---     Yes, yes. [11:52] ---     Man, I worked hard on my finals, too. [11:56] ---     Quit complainin' already. [11:58] ---     Ya studied for the exams with     him, so congratulate him. [12:02] ---     Say, Sakuya. [12:04] ---     Thanks for letting me     have your spot at Hakuou. [12:08] ---     I'd been meaning to say this someday. [12:11] ---     I-I'll make it up to you, I swear! [12:14] ---     Once I become a big shot! [12:21] ---     What're ya sayin'?! That's     not like ya at all, ya wuss! [12:26] ---     Never ya mind that! Just     accept it and be grateful! [12:28] ---     Sheesh, that butler-in-debt sure is late. [12:31] ---     Where is he and what's he doin'? [12:33] ---     Thanks for the food! [12:35] ---     Taiyaki Pastries [12:38] ---     There's no filling inside! [12:40] ---     Does this count as a kind of win? [12:44] ---     If it is, maybe I'll get     to see Hayate or something. [12:46] ---     H-Hayate! [12:49] ---     Miss Nishizawa! [12:51] ---     Oh, could I borrow your bicycle? [12:53] ---     What? [12:54] ---     I will be sure to return it later. [12:56] ---     S-Sure! [13:04] ---     All right, I've caught up! [13:08] ---     Here goes, Eight! [13:10] ---     There! [13:17] ---     My dream was a message! I'm     going to become a Major Leaguer! [13:23] ---     Young Master, this is it!     This is how you do it! [13:24] ---     Yeah, I got it, Nonohara! [13:26] ---     Chashu ramen! [13:31] ---     The Young Sir won't be home today,     so I'll have a simple dinner... [13:37] ---     I appreciate you putting     up with me that one time. [13:39] ---     N-Not at all... [13:40] ---     Oh, um, this is the 100th unit     in the Master Grade Series. [13:44] ---     I was totally expecting it to     be a Guntank or the V or V2, [13:48] ---     so I just couldn't get excited     about it until now... [13:50] ---     I see. [13:51] ---     Saki! [13:53] ---     Oh, Hayate. [13:54] ---     Pardon me. Did you see a small     box around here somewhere? [13:57] ---     Pardon? [13:59] ---     Saki?! [14:03] ---     What's this? [14:04] ---     Oh, Hayata. [14:06] ---     Oh, you three! Please     give that box back to me! [14:10] ---     So it's his. [14:12] ---     Then I guess it won't     contain anything too good. [14:15] ---     All right, here goes! [14:18] ---     I got it! [14:20] ---     Oh, sorry! [14:21] ---     What?! [14:27] ---     Boohoo. [14:29] ---     I finally get to see Hayate, but     I didn't get to talk to him much. [14:33] ---     Perfect timing, Miss Nishizawa.     I am returning this to you. [14:36] ---     Thank you very much. It helped a lot. [14:38] ---     Excuse me now! [14:42] ---     Hayate... [14:43] ---     We'll meet again, right? [14:45] ---     Well, then, I look forward to     working with you again next year. [14:47] ---     Yes, a job well done. [14:50] ---     If you are that happy about it, you should     let it show on your face, Chiharu. [14:56] ---     H-Hayate?! What in the world happened?! [14:59] ---     Why did you come falling out of the sky? [15:00] ---     H-Hinagiku... [15:01] ---     The cake... [15:02] ---     Well, I was trying to leap to that     building, but I missed my footing. [15:05] ---     My cake... My cake... [15:07] ---     It's smooshed flat now... [15:08] ---     Well, whatever. [15:09] ---     Um, Hayate, congratulations for     making it to the next grade... [15:12] ---     Pardon me. [15:13] ---     I'm in a bit of a hurry, so     I'll see you in the new term! [15:16] ---     My cake... [15:18] ---     He should be penalized for that. [15:19] ---     We must have him pay us back     next time, plus reparations. [15:23] ---     What in the world was that about?! [15:29] ---     Wh-What is this? [15:30] ---     I haven't faced such an onslaught     of unfortunate events in a while. [15:33] ---     It's almost as if I'm being tested somehow... [15:36] ---     This is bad. If I remember right,     that's a flock of wild geese. [15:39] ---     As I recall, wild geese is the general term     for large waterfowl in the Anatidae family [15:42] ---     of the Anseriformes order, but     most of them come in the fall [15:45] ---     from Siberia to winter here and in the     spring, they once again return north. [15:47] ---     At this rate, the Miss's precious     ordered item is headed for Siberia! [15:53] ---     All right! It's all or nothing! [16:18] ---     H-Himuro, I can't wait! [16:20] ---     I'm going to learn the samba     during spring vacation! [16:24] ---     Even now, you are already quite     good at it, Little Master Taiga. [16:35] ---     Himuro, that box... [16:36] ---     Please return that box to me... [16:39] ---     Depending on the situation, I would     have no problem with that, but... [16:42] ---     Are you all right with this? [16:43] ---     Huh? [16:44] ---     This ship is headed for Brazil. [16:47] ---     What?! [16:49] ---     Nooo! [17:03] ---     I just barely escaped being transported     to the other side of the globe. [17:08] ---     But I can finally get this to the Miss... [17:14] ---     Hold it, Tama! [17:16] ---     Come on, follow me! [17:18] ---     Hold it! [17:22] ---     Now! Do it, Tama! [17:24] ---     What? SIGN    Congratulations on advancing to the next grade!! Hayate Ayasaki!! [17:32] ---     Th-This is... [17:34] ---     Why don't you get yourself     over there, Ayasaki? [17:36] ---     Everyone is waiting for you. [17:42] ---     Um, what is this... [17:44] ---     Yer more dense than I thought. [17:46] ---     Well, seeing you this surprised make     the preparation worth it, though. [17:50] ---     But why the Arc de Triomphe? [17:52] ---     Where did you get the Arc de Triomphe? [17:54] ---     Nagi. [17:55] ---     Looks like it went well. [17:57] ---     Miss! [17:59] ---     Maria, bring it out. [18:00] ---     Yes, ma'am. [18:03] ---     Oh! Th-That's... [18:05] ---     Hayate, good work on the finals! [18:08] ---     This is just a token of my appreciation. [18:10] ---     What?! [18:11] ---     *In other words, it was all a     surprise event planned by Nagi. * [18:16] ---     Hurry up and open the damn thing! [18:17] ---     Nagi came to us for advice, and     we all picked it out together. [18:21] ---     I worked hard on the exams,     too, but I got nothing! [18:24] ---     You better be grateful! [18:26] ---     Everyone... [18:30] ---     I cannot accept such a fine gift! [18:32] ---     What?! [18:33] ---     I mean, I owe you a debt of 150 million... [18:37] ---     On top of which, I have selfishly asked     you to keep me on at the residence. [18:42] ---     Don't be such a stranger, Hayate! [18:45] ---     M-Miss... [18:46] ---     It's true, it'll take approximately 40     more years for you to repay the debt. [18:51] ---     I know all that! [18:53] ---     That's why I chose that for your present. [18:55] ---     Because it's reputed to never     break, even after 100 years. [18:58] ---     Miss... [18:59] ---     Hayate, I want to be with you forever. [19:03] ---     Not just for the 40 years,     but for 100, even 200 years. [19:07] ---     Because what binds us together     isn't just money anymore, is it? [19:19] ---     Miss! [19:21] ---     H-H-Hey, everyone's watching! [19:24] ---     But what ya said was way more embarrassin'. [19:27] ---     Ugh, for crying out loud! [19:37] ---     Is that so? That is really too bad. [19:40] ---     Then I shall wish you all the best. [19:45] ---     As you heard, he refused our company's offer. [19:49] ---     What shall we do? [19:51] ---     I suppose he passed, more or less. [19:54] ---     If he had responded to the headhunting, [19:57] ---     I was planning on driving him     out of that mansion, but... [20:00] ---     For now, he's still worthy     of holding onto that thing. [20:05] ---     Though, who knows how long that'll last. [20:10] ---     What do you think of that stew, Hayate? [20:12] ---     Uh, um, I suppose it is tasty in its own way. [20:15] ---     Oh, dear. Oh, dear. [20:15] ---     It's also ordinary in its own way. [20:18] ---     Ooh, but it kind of gets     rid of that tired feeling! [20:21] ---     Replenished! [20:22] ---     I didn't work hard so you     could feel replenished! [20:25] ---     What the hell?! [20:31] ---     Miss, please get up. It's morning. [20:37] ---     Last night was fun, wasn't it, Hayate? [20:39] ---     Yes, thank you very much, Miss. [20:41] ---     But so, it's spring vacation starting today. [20:44] ---     All right, Hayate, let's go     view cherry blossoms today now. [20:47] ---     Pardon? [20:48] ---     F-For example, how about somewhere like this? [20:50] ---     Boating Dating Spots in Tokyo [20:50] ---     It's been a while, so I'd like     to try a boat ride or something. [20:54] ---     *Spring is the season of wavering emotions! * [20:57] ---     *Today, for sure, Hayate and I will move     our relationship into new territory! * [21:01] ---     Oh, I'm great with boats, you know. [21:04] ---     I actually once had a part-time     job working at a boathouse. [21:07] ---     *Good grief. * [21:08] ---     *Even with a full turn of the seasons,     nothing has changed with these two. * [21:12] ---     All right, let's go, Hayate! [21:14] ---     Now that's decided, time     to get the bicycle ready! [21:17] ---     Yes, Miss! SIGN    Can't show you! [21:19] ---     See you later. [21:22] ---     Then here we go, Miss. [21:24] ---     Yes, I am counting on you, Hayate. [21:42] ---     *And so, there is still     much more to their story. * [21:45] ---     *Next time, they will battle the Aegean Sea. * [21:57] ---     Aisaretai fureraretetai     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [22:06] ---     Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa     The sense of continually seeking [22:11] ---     Hibi o kumoraseteta     Used to darken my days [22:16] ---     Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa     Until the day I met you [22:25] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:34] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:42] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [22:48] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [22:52] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [22:56] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:25] ---     This is Nagi... [23:26] ---     ...and Hayate's... [23:27] ---     Butler Report      Final Episode [23:27] ---     Lettering by     Ryoko Shiraishi     Rie Kugimiya [23:27] ---     ...Butler Report, Final Episode! [23:30] ---     Good day, I'm Nagi Sanzenin. [23:31] ---     I am Hayate Ayasaki. [23:32] ---     And so, this is the final     episode of the Butler Report. [23:35] ---     A lot has happened along the way. [23:37] ---     But you've certainly grown to     become a fine butler, Hayate. [23:39] ---     Thank you very much, Miss. [23:41] ---     I think you have grown as well. [23:43] ---     D-Don't say stupid things like     that! You have a dirty mind! [23:45] ---     What is the matter? [23:46] ---     This is what you get for     saying things like that! [23:48] ---     Hayate as a maid to close things out! [23:50] ---     For the bonus segment of     the next anime series, [23:52] ---     we've got to go with Hayate's Maid Report! [23:53] ---     So, see you again someday! [23:55] ---     Preview SIGN    The next episode of     "Hayate the Combat Butler" is... [24:12] ---     Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler", [24:14] ---     final episode, "Radical Dreamers". [24:16] ---     Hayate, I'll be counting     on you in the future, too. [24:19] ---     Yes, I look forward to it! [24:21] ---      52 - Radical Dreamers Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] ---     Because your echoing voice     will stir up the wind [00:04] ---     When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler", [00:06] ---     make sure you keep the room bright     and sit well away from the TV. [00:13] ---     Miss. [00:16] ---     Come on a date with me. [00:24] ---     April 30, 2008 [00:29] ---     Night Duty Room – Hakuou Academy Noon [00:33] ---     What with it being Golden Week and     all, the Academy sure is quiet. [00:37] ---     It's great that I got my own homeroom,     but I need a pay raise to go with it. [00:40] ---     Man, what a drag! [00:42] ---     I can't even get into the     mood to grade the tests! [00:46] ---     Well, guess I'll have a drink. [00:48] ---     Cheers! [00:51] ---     For Golden Week, ya gotta go to Hawaii! [00:54] ---     Gardens of the Saginomiya Residence 1:00pm [01:02] ---     What the heck?! I was puttin' up with     the chill and buildin' up the mood here! [01:06] ---     Now, now, Nagi and the others are going     to the Aegean Sea this year, after all. [01:09] ---     Why didn't ya go with 'em? [01:11] ---     Well, I felt I should not     intrude on those two... [01:14] ---     Uh-huh, I suppose that makes sense. [01:17] ---     We're gonna get every volume of the     shows the boss said he wanted to watch! [01:17] ---     Rental Video Tachibana 1:30pm [01:20] ---     Yes, sir! [01:22] ---     Wh-What do they want? [01:23] ---     The "Godfather" series maybe? [01:25] ---     Or "Battles Without Honor and Humanity"? [01:27] ---     If it's direct-to-video V-Cinema     stuff, getting it all will be tough. [01:31] ---     Do you have all the for-rental     videos of "Brave Exkaiser"? [01:35] ---     Half won't do. [01:36] ---     Huh? [01:38] ---     Is that all? [01:40] ---     We've got it. [01:42] ---     Then, what 'bout videos of     "Superhuman-Machine Metalder"? [01:45] ---     We've got it! [01:48] ---     Yer good. [01:49] ---     If you want, we've got all     of "Fight!! Ramenman", too. [01:56] ---     We'll be back. [01:58] ---     Sanzenin Residence 2:00pm [02:01] ---     So, the main stage today will be Mykonos     Island, where the Miss is vacationing. [02:06] ---     Which means those of us stuck at     home will have no more scenes. [02:10] ---     Well, a nice long break for     once might not be so bad... [02:13] ---     I thought I just heard someone talking... [02:14] ---     Oh, crap. [02:15] ---     I must be hearing things. [02:18] ---     But what's a nice long break when     it comes in the final episode? [02:23] ---     What?! For real?! [02:26] ---     I'm hearing things again. [02:29] ---     Zettai nante shinjinai!      I don't believe in absolutes! [02:32] ---     Fukanou nante nai!     No such thing as impossible! [02:34] ---     Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru      The future is in the open palm of my hands [02:40] ---     Honne o misecha make datoka     Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat [02:45] ---     Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka      Or a life tapping away at a calculator [02:51] ---     Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara      Rather than be false to myself like that [02:56] ---     Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!     I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest! [03:02] ---     Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi      If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned [03:07] ---     Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi     And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life [03:12] ---     Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou     I'll entrust you with the treasure map [03:18] ---     Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!     I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours [03:24] ---     Rakkii-sugiru tenkai     A development that's way too lucky [03:26] ---     Kotae wa mayowanai     I won't hesitate to give my answer [03:29] ---     Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni     It's easy! It's all for you [03:34] ---     Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai     I won't worry about the rumors [03:37] ---     Rettou-kan ni doujinai!      I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me! [03:40] ---     Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru     The moment to start running is right here, right now [03:59] ---     Wow! So this is the Aegean Sea! [04:02] ---     Come, Miss, you hurry up, too! [04:03] ---     Mykonos Island, Greece [04:08] ---     Come to think of it, this is your     first time on Mykonos, isn't it? [04:11] ---     Yes! I often used to go deep-sea     fishing in the cold seas, [04:15] ---     so I've been to Iturup Island and     those kinds of places, though. [04:18] ---     I'm surprised you didn't get arrested. [04:21] ---     Miss, the ocean is incredibly beautiful! [04:24] ---     The Clear Black LCD of the TV     is beautiful, too, so I'm fine. [04:28] ---     When did the Miss become like that? [04:31] ---     Who knows? She has always been like that. [04:34] ---     Though, some of it really can't be helped. [04:35] ---     Isn't there anything we could do for her? [04:41] ---     Cappadocia, Turkey [04:41] ---     Wow, so this is Cappadocia! [04:43] ---     I think this is what they mean when     they talk about magnificent views! [04:47] ---     Wow, so people used to     live among those rocks. [04:51] ---     Hey, look, look, Hina, that sort     of looks like a camel's hump. [04:57] ---     Wow, it really does look like a camel's hump! [05:03] ---     Huh? [05:06] ---     That's a real camel! [05:08] ---     Honestly! Enough with the jokes! [05:11] ---     Come enjoy the scenery from this     high vantage point a little. [05:15] ---     I'm fine! I'm fine right here! [05:16] ---     Hina? [05:17] ---     You know I don't like high places, Ayumu! [05:21] ---     You say you don't like high places,     but you were able to get on the plane. [05:26] ---     But I was totally asleep before we took off! [05:30] ---     I'm not getting up until we     land, no matter what happens! [05:33] ---     Now that you mention it, you didn't     have anything to eat on the flight. [05:37] ---     Even though it was 13 hours long... [05:39] ---     Anyway, scenery is something you     enjoy from a lower altitude! [05:43] ---     Oh, you're hopeless. [05:56] ---     We came all the way here on vacation,     but you don't seem very excited. [05:59] ---     There's no reason to get excited. [06:02] ---     Then let's go outside. Outside! [06:04] ---     You'll get more excited under the blue sky! [06:08] ---     It's hot. [06:10] ---     Then are you going to stay     inside for the whole trip? [06:13] ---     Yeah. [06:14] ---     I see. [06:16] ---     There, there. We can go shopping     together or something later. [06:20] ---     But, but, the Miss... [06:23] ---     Uh, that's not something I can change... [06:25] ---     It's fine. I'll stay here     the whole time, too. [06:28] ---     Oh, dear... [06:31] ---     Oh, sheesh! Fine! [06:33] ---     Tomorrow, I'll go out in the morning for you! [06:35] ---     What? [06:36] ---     R-Really?! [06:38] ---     Yes. But just for a bit, all right? [06:40] ---     Just for a bit. [06:42] ---     Yes, Miss! [06:46] ---     I'm sorry you always have     to go to such trouble. [06:48] ---     Not at all. [06:49] ---     Time flies. It's already     a month into the new term. [06:52] ---     Please take care of Nagi for me. [06:54] ---     I will. [06:56] ---     And the Miss is becoming     more used to the new class. [07:00] ---     I see. [07:03] ---     I would like for her to finally     properly attend school this year. [07:07] ---     Y-Yes, well... [07:28] ---     The developmental technology     for UFOs got sold! [07:31] ---     We're back! [07:32] ---     We're back. [07:33] ---     Welcome back! How was Cappadocia? [07:36] ---     It had long lashes, a split     nose, and it spit on me. [07:39] ---     That was the real camel. [07:41] ---     Onto Greece tomorrow, huh? [07:43] ---     I'm looking forward to the Parthenon.     It's a one-story building. [07:46] ---     But it's built on top of the Acropolis. [07:49] ---     But we'll be going to     Mykonos Island after that. [07:51] ---     Yeah, Hayata and the others     are there, too, right? [07:53] ---     What? [07:54] ---     What? [08:02] ---     Ooh, so this is Athens! [08:05] ---     This is incredible! You can see     the whole city from the Parthenon! [08:06] ---     The Parthenon, Greece [08:09] ---     I think this view definitely     deserves to be a World Heritage! [08:13] ---     Wait... [08:14] ---     Hina, why are you intently     looking only at the temple? [08:18] ---     This temple is the World Heritage!     The view has nothing to do with it! [08:21] ---     Sheesh, there you go again. [08:23] ---     You're missing out if you     don't enjoy this view. [08:25] ---     I'm fine! I told you, I'm fine! [08:27] ---     Hina... [08:28] ---     I don't need to see views from high places! [08:31] ---     Where are Miki and the others     anyway?! Where are they?! [08:34] ---     If it's sightseeing, you could     just bring them instead. [08:36] ---     All three of them said they got tired of     sights like this back in kindergarten. [08:40] ---     Those damn bourgeois girls... [08:42] ---     And they partied hard yesterday, [08:44] ---     so they asked to be left     at the hotel to sleep [08:46] ---     until it's time to take the     ship to Mykonos Island. [08:51] ---     As for that, you were     partying hard, too, Ayumu. [08:54] ---     So why are you so energetic? [08:56] ---     Because this is my first trip with you. [08:59] ---     This is a trip to deepen     our friendship, right? [09:01] ---     What? [09:04] ---     Why is it? [09:06] ---     For some reason, I always end     up in high places with Ayumu. [09:12] ---     A-About Hayate? [09:20] ---     What's wrong? [09:23] ---     So? Where's the view good from? [09:26] ---     Huh? [09:27] ---     Oh, um... The view in this direction is... [09:34] ---     D-Don't let go of my hand! Don't let go! [09:38] ---     I won't. [09:41] ---     Wow! [09:43] ---     It's like we've come to a magical land, Miss. [09:47] ---     Well, it's true that this view     hasn't changed in a long time. [09:51] ---     It's as if time has stopped for this town. [09:53] ---     What? Does that mean you've been here before? [09:56] ---     More like, we used to live here. [09:58] ---     Both Maria and I have spent     more time abroad than in Japan. [10:02] ---     Though, no matter where we     went, you were always shut-in. [10:05] ---     Shut up! [10:06] ---     But you really should stop being so withdrawn [10:08] ---     and become a child who plays     under the sun as children should. [10:11] ---     What? [10:14] ---     Huh? I-Is something the matter? [10:18] ---     No, just thinking there was a guy who     once said something like that, too. [10:24] ---     I don't even remember what he looked like, [10:26] ---     but he was a thief and a liar, and     a guy who couldn't keep a promise. [10:33] ---     My hat... [10:34] ---     Please leave it to me, Miss! [10:53] ---     Here you are, Miss. As you     can see, your hat is safe... [11:09] ---     Miss...? [11:20] ---     Um... [11:30] ---     Have you shrunk, Miss? [11:34] ---     What a thing to say to     someone you've just met! [11:37] ---     I may not look it, but I am     growing swiftly every day! [11:40] ---     P-Pardon me. I mistook you for someone else. [11:43] ---     I swear! Give that back! [11:45] ---     This is my hat! [11:47] ---     Y-You cannot take that! [11:48] ---     Because that hat belongs to Miss Nagi. [11:51] ---     So it is mine! [11:54] ---     So this hat belongs to me,     Nagi Sanzenin, right?! [12:00] ---     What?! [12:01] ---     It can't be! This bitsy kid is Miss Nagi?! [12:04] ---     Don't call me bitsy! [12:06] ---     Which means... No... Just because     anything can happen in this anime... [12:10] ---     Surely not! [12:12] ---     I've suddenly time traveled to the past?! [12:15] ---     No, no matter what, that can't possibly be! [12:19] ---     No, there's just no way! [12:31] ---     P-Please excuse me. [12:32] ---     What is today's date? [12:35] ---     Peperoncino? [12:36] ---     Neapolitan, spaghettino carbonara? [12:38] ---     Ack! He's a foreigner, so     I can't understand him! [12:41] ---     So long, commoner. [12:43] ---     I am in a hurry. Do not make any     more trouble for anyone else. [12:46] ---     Oh, wait! [12:47] ---     Please wait! [12:48] ---     What are you doing?! Are     you a kidnapper, too?! [12:50] ---     I-I'm not! I'm no kidnapper... [12:53] ---     I swear! Let go! [12:55] ---     I swear, it's because of people like you... [12:58] ---     At any rate... At any rate, why     did I travel into the past? [13:01] ---     If I can figure that out... [13:03] ---     This is why I do not want to go outside! [13:05] ---     What?! [13:06] ---     Oh! Miss! [13:08] ---     P-Please wait! [13:10] ---     Please wait, Miss. [13:12] ---     I need to switch up my thinking. [13:14] ---     If this is the past and this child     is the Miss as a little girl... [13:18] ---     If I start now... [13:19] ---     If I start now, I can fix     that super-indoor lifestyle! [13:23] ---     And if I do, she might     be able to become a girl, [13:25] ---     who genuinely feels moved by     the blue oceans and skies! [13:28] ---     Hey, commoner, what are you     smirking about all on your own? [13:32] ---     I'll do it! It'll be fine! [13:34] ---     I know I can do it! [13:35] ---     I will use my abilities to change the Miss! [13:38] ---     So, Miss... [13:40] ---     Come on a date with me. [13:47] ---     Huh? [13:48] ---     In the end, a first class lady should be a     child who plays under the sun as children should. [13:52] ---     So please come spend a little time with me. [13:58] ---     W-Well, I won't mind, but... [14:01] ---     Will you be all right? [14:02] ---     With what? [14:03] ---     Well, how to put it... [14:09] ---     I'm being targeted by Mafia     kidnappers right now. [14:21] ---     What are you doing being targeted     by bona fide Sicilian Mafia?! [14:23] ---     Easy for you to ask! It's     a problem for me, too! [14:37] ---     Barbeque, hotcake, soft serve ice cream! [14:37] ---     "I've lost visual on target!" [14:44] ---     "Send the next assassin." [14:44] ---     Italian stallion. [14:55] ---     I swear... [14:56] ---     This is why I do not like going outside! [15:00] ---     I see! [15:02] ---     It's because she's had experiences     like this since she was little... [15:05] ---     That's why she stays indoors like that. [15:07] ---     I know, Miss! Let us go to the     ocean together to go stargazing! [15:11] ---     Huh? [15:15] ---     Fool. [15:17] ---     These things always happen to me. [15:19] ---     I do not wish to go outside. [15:21] ---     It'll be fine. [15:22] ---     In the past or the future,     I will always protect you. [15:27] ---     So let us go together... [15:28] ---     Come with me to go stargazing. [15:35] ---     All right! Then it is a promise! [15:40] ---     It will be all right. [15:42] ---     How about we take those guys     out before we go stargazing? [15:50] ---     Take those guys out? [15:51] ---     How in the world will you do that? [15:53] ---     You have nothing to worry about. [15:56] ---     Now, call the police! [15:58] ---     For all the cool posturing, you're     awfully reliant on others. [16:03] ---     Pacific saury are cheap today! [16:03] ---     "Not so fast!" [16:05] ---     Miss! [16:30] ---     Ich liebe dich! [16:30] ---     "We're going after them!" [16:31] ---     Comment allez-vous! [16:31] ---     "They're not getting away!" [16:36] ---     It will be all right! [16:39] ---     I will protect you, without fail! [17:07] ---     "Where did they go?!" [17:07] ---     Lady Erika! [17:08] ---     "Find them!" [17:08] ---     Ebi-chan! [17:09] ---     Leah Dizon! [17:09] ---     "Don't let them get away!" [17:11] ---     You're pretty good. [17:13] ---     What? [17:14] ---     I have faith in you! [17:16] ---     Miss... [17:18] ---     Yes, Miss! [17:21] ---     "Prepare to meet your fate!" [17:21] ---     Cabaret club! [17:23] ---     I'm going to borrow this! [17:32] ---     Nabeshin, Nabeshin?! [17:32] ---     "Uh, where did they disappear to?!" [17:54] ---     Goddamn! [17:54] ---     "What has my life been..." [18:29] ---     It is all over, Miss. [18:38] ---     I am sorry. [18:39] ---     I have put holes in your precious hat. [18:41] ---     That's fine. It's a testament     to how you protected me. [18:45] ---     If you had not saved me,     I may have died here. [18:51] ---     Could it be... The reason I was     summoned to the past was... [18:55] ---     Then, as promised, shall we do     some stargazing here together? [19:12] ---     My hat... [19:16] ---     Call my name so that it reaches me [19:25] ---     Because your echoing voice     will stir up the wind [19:30] ---     Liar... [19:31] ---     Liar [19:33] ---     Reach out that hand to hold mine [19:38] ---     It'll bring a smile to my face [19:43] ---     Come on, let's go, we'll... [19:44] ---     Hayate! [19:46] ---     Miss? [19:47] ---     What happened? Where did you go? [19:47] ---     ...look at the present and start walking [19:49] ---     Both Maria and I have been     worried for you all this time. [19:52] ---     And what are you doing here, Miss? [19:54] ---     Huh? [19:55] ---     Uh... W-Well, what does it matter? [19:58] ---     Liar [19:58] ---     I was just getting back at     that idiot, who made me cry. [20:04] ---     At a brisk pace, all alone [20:13] ---     Without even noticing what color the sky was [20:16] ---     The time difference between Mykonos     Island and Japan is minus 7 hours. [20:17] ---     I simply walked [20:19] ---     Right about now, they are probably gazing     upon the beautiful starry sky of the Aegean Sea. [20:22] ---     I want to be loved, to feel that touch [20:24] ---     And yet, we alone must remain at home... [20:28] ---     Are you trying to comfort me, Tama? [20:30] ---     Well, thanks to that, I have     this quality time with you now. [20:31] ---     The sense of continually seeking [20:34] ---     We have never gone stargazing     just the two of us. [20:35] ---     Used to darken my days [20:36] ---     Not that I want to gaze up at     Nerima's murky night sky with you. [20:39] ---     I see, I see, so you're lonely, too! [20:41] ---     Until the day I met you [20:42] ---     Aw, there, there! There, there! [20:47] ---     These children are my life. Just kidding... [20:50] ---     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [20:54] ---     What the heck? Yer still up? [20:57] ---     Yes. [20:58] ---     Do you suppose Hayate is also gazing upon     the same starry night sky on Mykonos Island? [20:59] ---     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [21:02] ---     Maybe. But the sky over there's     probably filled with more stars. [21:06] ---     Yes... [21:07] ---     When we start walking, the     world will come to our side [21:07] ---     That is the constellation Boötes. [21:09] ---     Next to it is the Big Dipper. [21:12] ---     And beyond that is... [21:13] ---     Oh? There is a leak in the roof there. [21:15] ---     Darn it. [21:16] ---     Someday, I'll take you to see the     starry night sky of the Aegean Sea. [21:17] ---     Morning will come [21:19] ---     And we'll feel the wind... [21:21] ---     Yes, I will be looking forward to it. [21:25] ---     What were you thinking about, Hina? [21:27] ---     Just wondering if Nagi and the others     are looking at the same stars, too. [21:31] ---     I was, too! [21:34] ---     For you, I will remain by your side [21:36] ---     Oh, Nagi. She said she was going to look     for Hayate and that was the last... [21:41] ---     All through the flowering season [21:47] ---     And for all time beyond that [21:47] ---     Goodness, the stars certainly are     beautiful, aren't they, Miss? [21:51] ---     Going stargazing outside once     in a while isn't so bad. [21:52] ---     It's my wish to stay with you [21:59] ---     Thank you... for protecting me. [22:02] ---     What? [22:03] ---     I mean... [22:05] ---     I'll be counting on you in the future, too. [22:08] ---     Yes, I look forward to it! [22:19] ---     Namae yonde boku ni todoku-youmi     Call my name so that it reaches me [22:28] ---     Hibiku koe wa kaze o okosu kara     Because your echoing voice will stir up the wind [22:36] ---     Daijoubu     It'll be okay [22:37] ---     Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni     Call my name so it echoes to the skies [22:46] ---     Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara     Even lost, with the two of us, surely... [22:54] ---     Arukidasu toki sekai ga mikata ni kawaru     When we start walking, the world will come to our side [23:04] ---     Asa ga kuru     Morning will come [23:07] ---     Bokura wa kaze o kanjite...     And we'll feel the wind... [23:13] ---     Tsunaida te to te hanasanai     I won't let go of your hand [23:18] ---     Mamoritainda     I want to protect you [23:23] ---     Saa ikou bokura wa     Come on, let's go, we'll... [23:27] ---     Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru     ...look at the present and start walking [23:41] ---      [23:55] ---     See you! Season 2 1 - The Forbidden Freestyle Marathon Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] Narr     Do you know that there are stinking rich tycoons living in Japan? [01:38] Narr     And do you know that, completely by accident, a young butler is up to his neck in debt... [01:44] Narr     and is now in the service of an heiress to one of these tycoons? [01:53] Maria     When we're done here, let's go and clean the second floor too, Hayate-kun. [01:57] Hayate     Yes, let's do that, Maria-san. SIGN    16 years old Birthday: November 11th Blood Type A The Protagonist in Debt Hayate Ayasaki [02:00] narr     His name is Hayate Ayasaki. [02:04] narr     His parents saddled him with a debt of 150 million yen. SIGN    Hayate-kun, please take care of this for us! [02:09] Narr     On a sudden impulse to kidnap Nagi Sanzenin, he accosted her... [02:14] Narr     which she took as a romantic confession and promptly fell in love with him. SIGN    13 years old Birthday: December 3rd Blood Type AB The Epitome of a Highborn Lady Nagi Sanzenin [02:19] Narr     However, because Nagi was stinking rich, she was kidnapped for real, and when Hayate rescued her, [02:24] Narr     she fell even deeper in love with him. [02:27] Narr     Hayate had no place to stay, so he begged Nagi to employ him as her butler, [02:32] Narr     and subsequently, she gave him a forty-year no-interest, no-collateral loan to pay off his debt, [02:37] Narr     and after that, he started attending Nagi's school and met lots of new people, [02:42] Narr     and became acquainted with their talking pet tiger... [02:45] tama     What? [02:47] narr     Anyway, Hayate gives all he has, day and night, to become the ultimate butler... [02:50] narr     so that he can repay Nagi for all she has done for him. SIGN    17 years old Birthday: December 24th Blood Type O The Model Maid of the Sanzenin Family Maria [02:55] Maria     Do you think anyone will understand that plot summary? [02:59] narr     Probably... [03:02] narr     So, without further ado, here's the first episode of Hayate the Combat Butler: Second Season! SIGN    The Forbidden Freestyle Marathon! SIGN    January 29th SIGN    What are you reading, Ojou-sama? SIGN    Hakuou Gakuin Long Distance Running Competition February 1st (Tue) SIGN    Ah, there's a long distance running competition on the first of February, is there? [03:28] nagi     Right, I've made up my mind! [03:30] nagi     The first of February is my day off! [03:32] Maria     Why are you up to no good this morning? [03:36] nagi     Wh-What are you saying, Maria?! [03:38] nagi     You're not actually suggesting that I take part in that murderous stampede, are you?! [03:44] Maria     You're so melodramatic... [03:45] Haya     But even though Ojou-sama is in high school, she's still only thirteen years old. [03:50] Haya     She'd probably find it pretty hard to run the same distance as everyone else. [03:53] Haya     Yeah, exactly! [03:54] Maria     You don't have to worry about that. You can choose what distance you want to run. [04:00] Maria     Please make sure you actually pick a distance though. [04:06] nagi     So, you're saying I should practice for the competition? [04:09] haya     Yes. Running without proper preparation is bad for your body. [04:14] nagi     I think it's worse for my body to be in clothes like these when it's this damn cold. [04:20] nagi     But, more importantly... [04:21] nagi     Why are these guys here?! [04:24] wata     Yo! SIGN    13 years old Birthday: August 30th Blood Type AB Video Rental Store Owner Wataru Tachibana [04:29] saki     Good morning. SIGN    20 years old Birthday: June 17th Blood Type B Wataru's Maid Saki Kijima [04:34] izumi     We came to watch. SIGN    13 years old Birthday: September 24th Blood Type O The Second Highborn Lady: The Priestess of Light Isumi Saginomiya [04:39] saku     Make sure you're the funny guy! SIGN    13 years old Birthday: April 3rd Blood Type AB The Third Highborn Lady: The Kansai Comedy Connection Sakuya Aizawa [04:44] haya     Wataru-kun, Saki-san, Isumi-san and Sakuya-san have all come to cheer you on because they were worried about you. [04:51] haya     Isn't that nice of them? [04:52] saku     Actually, I think it's a waste of effort. [04:55] wata     Yeah, Nagi can't run long distances. [04:58] nagi     How can you call that cheering me on?! [05:00] haya     Now, now... [05:03] nagi     I'll do some practice runs because you want me to, but I'm not entering the competition! [05:08] haya     Gotcha. Shall we get started then? [05:12] nagi     Ah, what a pain. [05:20] wata     Do you really expect her to do this? [05:22] wata     Her hatred for exercise is quite something. [05:24] haya     She'll be fine! SIGN    Start [05:26] haya     As soon as she realizes how much fun sports are, I'm sure even Nagi will... SIGN    5 Minutes Later... [05:39] nagi     I... can't... go... on... [05:43] haya     Wait, you've only done... SIGN    About 50 meters... [05:48] wata     See? Told you. [05:50] saku     That's too cliché for the funny guy. [05:52] haya     Ojou-sama, perhaps you're just not feeling well? [05:57] nagi     Don't be stupid! The human body simply isn't meant for running! [06:02] nagi     Running such long distances all of a sudden will undoubtedly lead me to certain death! [06:07] haya     She thinks long distance means fifty meters... [06:09] saku     Well, considering it's Nagi, she did pretty well. [06:12] wata     I thought she'd collapse after three meters. [06:15] nagi     Shut it! [06:16] nagi     Anyway, that's all I'm doing today. [06:18] haya     Ojou-sama! [06:19] klaus     Boy, that display of butlering was most inadequate. [06:24] haya     Klaus-san... SIGN    58 years old Birthday: April 18th Blood Type A Head Butler of the Sanzenin Family Klaus [06:25] klaus     It's been a whole month since you arrived at this household. [06:29] klaus     I've been keeping my eye on you and, as Head Butler, I have to say that... [06:33] klaus     you have been corrupting your mistress instead of guiding her! [06:37] klaus     You! [06:39] nagi     Who did you say was being corrupted? [06:42] klaus     Ojou-sama, you're so full of life. [06:44] nagi     Hayate's doing a fine job as a butler. [06:47] nagi     He's always protecting me! [06:49] klaus     If protecting you was all that mattered, we'd employ an ordinary bodyguard! [06:51] klaus     If you can't guide your mistress in the right direction, you'll never become a first-class butler! [06:56] nagi     Then, I'll win the long distance competition, [06:59] nagi     to prove to you that Hayate IS a first-class butler! [07:02] klasu     Are you sure you want to say that? [07:04] klasu     If you don't win, I'll make sure he quits his job as butler. [07:07] nagi     I-I can do it. Isn't that right, Hayate? [07:11] klaus     Then, it's agreed. I look forward to the competition. [07:19] klaus     You've made a whopper of a promise there. [07:22] wata     If you want to win... [07:24] nagi     I know. It's not just the others I have to beat - I have to beat her too. SIGN    Her [07:36] hina     The long distance competition? SIGN    15 years old Birthday: March 3rd Blood Type O President of Hakuou Gakuin Student Council Hinagiku Katsura [07:41] haya     Yes. As President of the Student Council, you must be pretty busy with all the preparations. [07:47] hina     I guess I am. But I'm planning to participate too. [07:52] nagi     If I race against Hinagiku, I've got no chance. [07:55] nagi     Find out what distance she's not running. [07:59] haya     So, what distance will you be running? [08:04] hina     I'm running all of them. [08:06] haya     I see... [08:07] hina     I assume you're asking because you want to find out what distances I won't be running... [08:13] hina     so that you can help Nagi win somehow by choosing that one. [08:22] hina     But it looks like Nagi's starting to change if she's made up her mind to join an event like this. [08:30] hina     So, with that in mind, you can have this one. [08:35] Hayate     What's this? [08:35] haya     The Freestyle Marathon? [08:38] hina     The Chairman has decided to revisit five sports events which are part of Hakuou Gakuin tradition this year. [08:45] hina     This is one of them, but I don't know any details about it. [08:48] haya     I see. [08:50] hina     Incidentally, each event has a monetary prize for the winner. [08:54] hina     The total amount is apparently 150 million yen. [08:58] haya     150 million... [08:59] yuki     What did ya say?! [09:01] haya     Whoa, Katsura-sensei! [09:02] yuki     Are they really offering 150 million yen as the prize?! SIGN    28 years old Birthday: November 10th Blood Type B World History Teacher at Hakuou Gakuin. Hinagiku's Sister Yukiji Katsura [09:05] yuki     Can teachers take part too?! [09:06] hina     Y-Yeah. It's a pairs race and anyone can join, but... [09:11] yuki     I see. [09:13] yuki     If I had that much money... [09:14] yuki     I could buy all the booze I'd ever want! [09:20] haya     Do you think Katsura-sensei is serious? [09:22] hina     It's hard to believe she's actually my sister... [09:26] haya     The Freestyle Marathon. A pairs race with a prize of 150 million yen... [09:32] haya     If I had that much money, I could pay back my loan. [09:38] narr     The much-anticipated competition is only two days away... SIGN    January 30th [09:51] maria     You don't actually have any stamina, do you? You're always taking breaks... [09:55] nagi     That's not true. Hayate's just training me too hard! [09:59] maria     But you made a deal with Klaus-san, didn't you? If you don't win the race, Hayate-kun will... [10:05] maria     Hayate-kun, are you okay with a wager like that? [10:07] maria     I've heard that the Freestyle Marathon is one of the toughest of the five traditional Hakuou Gakuin events. [10:15] haya     It'll be fine. [10:17] haya     I have faith that she'll win the race no matter how tough it is! [10:22] haya     It'll be fine, won't it, Ojou-sama? [10:24] nagi     Y-Yeah. [10:26] haya     Shall we continue our training then? [10:30] nagi     Already? [10:39] haya     So on that note, you're very flexible. [10:44] nagi     I-I am? [10:46] haya     Yes. [10:46] haya     It's pretty easy to stretch this far. [10:49] haya     Wow, that's really good! [10:51] haya     You've never done any training, but you can still bend that far. [10:53] haya     I think you have a talent for sports! [10:56] nagi     Y-You think so? [11:00] nagi     Maybe I should try a bit harder then? [11:03] haya     That's a great idea! I bet you're a real sporting genius! [11:06] nagi     Okay! I'll give it a go! [11:10] maria     Impressive. He has helped her overcome her hatred of exercising... [11:13] maria     and she's now ready to train under her own steam. [11:30] Narr     And so... [11:33] Narr     The afternoon of the Long Distance Competition has arrived. [11:42] yuki     The total prize is 150 million yen... [11:45] yuki     If I had that much money, I could literally drown myself in my beloved Dom Perignon! [11:49] yuki     I'm going to win! I'm going to do it! [11:52] miki     What was that all about? SIGN    16 years old Birthday: September 9th Blood Type AB Vice Chairman Blue Miki Hanabishi [11:58] izumi     Katsura-chan looks so energetic today, too, doesn't she? SIGN    16 years old     Birthday: June 21st     Blood Type A     Chairman Red     Izumi Segawa [12:02] miki     How can they even do this whole long distance thing? [12:05] izu     Oh yeah, you don't like sports, do you? [12:08] izu     I took part in the 500m with Risa-chin. [12:11] miki     Why doesn't everyone just make up some kind of excuse? [12:13] miki     Especially that Freestyle Marathon. I don't get why anyone would want to run in it. [12:16] hina     Oh, there you are. SIGN    16 years old Birthday: July 13th Blood Type O 'Friend or Foe Public' Morals Officer Black Risa Asakaze [12:26] miki     Oh, it's Miss President of the Student Council... [12:30] miki     who's won every single race in the first-year women's bracket so far. [12:32] izu     Congrats, Hina-chan! [12:33] hina     Thank you. [12:34] miki     If you win the freestyle, you'll have won the whole lot. [12:38] miki     So, good luck. [12:40] hina     What are you talking about? You're running too. [12:43] miki     What? [12:45] hina     You're the only person who hasn't run at all yet. [12:49] hina     So you should at least participate in the last race. [12:51] hina     I'll make sure you get to the finish line. [12:55] miki     You guys knew, didn't you?! [12:57] risa     The Freestyle Marathon is one whole lap of the Hakuou Gakuin campus, [13:00] risa     so it's quite a distance. [13:02] izu     Don't give up! Good luck! [13:05] miki     No! [13:08] ann     The last event is about to begin. [13:10] ann     Could all runners please make their way to the start line. [13:13] haya     Oh wow, there are a lot more people here than I thought there would be. [13:17] haya     Ojou-sama, this might be harder than- [13:20] nagi     If I lose, Hayate will be fired. I have to win this! [13:27] haya     You've done well in your training. [13:30] haya     We're a team, so I'll make up for your inadequacies if necessary. [13:34] haya     Let's reach the finish line together! [13:36] nagi     Hayate... [13:41] man     Excuse me... [13:43] Hayate     Yes? [13:44] man     Before you think about reaching the finish line, you should probably cross the starting line first. [13:49] haya     When did they- [13:52] nagi     Never mind that! Let's go, Hayate! [13:53] Hayate     Right! [13:57] maria     I wonder if Hayate-kun will be okay... [14:01] izu     The Freestyle Marathon has finally begun. [14:04] izu     Who will conquer this mountain of tradition and claim the prize money? [14:07] izu     Commentary today is brought to you by the Student Council Broadcasting Department along with some guests. [14:12] izu     Our first guest is Saki Kijima. Thanks for coming! [14:16] saki     Th-Thank you. [14:18] saki     I'm only here to bring the young master his lunch... [14:20] saki     How did I end up here? [14:22] izu     And what about you? Who do you think is going to win this? [14:26] saki     What?! [14:27] saki     G-Good question... [14:29] saki     I-I think the person who crosses the line first will win! [14:36] izu     Then, the person who finishes after that will be in second, right? [14:40] izu     That was Saki, Wataru Tachibana's maid. Thank you for being here today! [14:44] wata     Saki, you... [14:47] yuki     If I cross the line first, I'll win! [14:49] yuki     Strength equals power! [14:53] kaoru     Hey, Katsura! You're going too fast! You'll wear yourself out! [14:57] kaoru     Geez, why do I have to partner with you? SIGN    28 years old Birthday: January 9th Blood type A PE Teacher at Hakuou Gakuin Kyonosuke Kaoru [15:02] yuki     It's lonely at the front! [15:10] ayu     A long distance competition... SIGN    16 years old Birthday: May 15th Blood type A Classmate of Hayate at his previous school Ayumu Nishizawa [15:13] ayu     I wonder if Hayate-kun is participating in it. SIGN    13 years old Birthday: June 16th Blood Type A Ayumu's Brother Kazuki Nishizawa [15:18] kazu     I wonder if Nagi-san is participating, too. [15:35] haya     It looks like we're lagging a bit behind the lead group. [15:39] haya     Can you still run, Ojou-sama? [15:43] haya     That was a silly question, wasn't it? [15:46] haya     Time to put our plan into action! [15:48] nagi     O-Our plan? [15:50] haya     Apparently, all you have to do is finish one lap and you're allowed to take shortcuts. [15:55] haya     So, all I have to do is carry you straight to the finish line. [15:59] nagi     H-Hold on a minute, you idiot! [16:01] haya     It'll be fine. [16:02] haya     It's not an official route, so there may be some obstacles... [16:06] nagi     That's not it. [16:08] nagi     You said you'd carry me, but my clothes are all really sweaty from running... [16:16] haya     I don't mind that at all. [16:18] haya     But I do! [16:19] haya     You can't win if you keep worrying about every little thing. [16:23] nagi     You idiot! [16:27] miki     I know we're allowed to take shortcuts, [16:29] miki     but is this really safe? [16:32] hina     We'll be fine. We're still on campus and there are two of us. [16:38] hina     Even if one of us gets lost, the other can go and get help. [16:40] miki     That's not what I call safe! [16:42] miki     Besides, you don't think about others! [16:44] miki     You assume that everyone else can do what you can. [16:47] miki     I'm fragile. If we stumbled into danger... [16:50] hina     Don't worry. [16:53] hina     If anything happens, I'll protect you. [16:58] miki     You play dirty... [17:02] haya     It looks like our plan's a success! [17:05] haya     What's the matter, Ojou-sama? [17:07] nagi     Just kill me. [17:09] haya     What are you talking about? [17:11] haya     We're going for gold. [17:12] mv     I wouldn't be so sure about that. [17:17] mv     Who did that? SIGN    17 years old Birthday: July 4th Blood Type O Strongest First-Class Butler of the Ookouchi Family Himuro Saeki SIGN    10 years old Birthday: September 29th Blood Type B Heir to the Ookouchi Family Taiga Ookouchi [17:30] haya     You're participating in the race, too? [17:32] himu     Yeah. And I must win, [17:36] himu     because I love money. [17:39] haya     Quite the eloquent, worldly delivery, I see... [17:43] himu     I'm pure. [17:45] himu     That's why I'm going to eliminate my biggest threats here and now! [17:57] himu     You won't escape so easily. [18:00] tai     Himuro! [18:04] himu     This is the end of the line. [18:07] maria     Hold it right there! [18:11] maria     We protect the weak and crush the strong! [18:13] maria     We are the Defenders of Justice: [18:15] maria     Maid Black Max Heart! [18:17] saki     Maid White Max Heart! [18:21] both     M-Max Heart... [18:25] maria     Hey wait, where are you going? [18:27] Haya     Excuse us, but we're in a rush, too. [18:33] maria     S-So, it actually turned out all right, didn't it? [18:38] saki     I suppose... [18:42] haya     Nonohara-san. [18:44] nono     We're going for the gold as well. SIGN    18 years old Birthday: August 12th Blood Type A Top First-Class Butler of the Azumamiya Family Kaede Nonohara [18:49] nono     So, I'm going to stop you right here. [18:52] azu     Yeah, that's right! SIGN    18 years old Birthday: June 24th Blood Type A Pathetic Heir to the Azumamiya Family Kotaro Azumamiya [18:54] azu     A stupid piece of crap like you is only good for being beaten up by Nonohara. [18:57] azu     He'll make you squeal like a pig! [19:01] nono     Master. [19:04] nono     I keep telling you that men must always behave like gentlemen and yet you continue... [19:06] nono     to use such bad language! [19:08] azu     I'm... sorry... [19:12] haya     Anyway, if we reach the finish line, we should be first. [19:16] hina     Not so fast, Hayate-kun, [19:19] hina     I won't let you go any further. [19:24] saki     Hina... I can't run any further... [19:27] hina     Oh, here's some water. [19:31] hina     So, as you can see, I can't let you get ahead of us. [19:34] haya     I think she picked the wrong person to partner with. [19:36] hina     Have you been carrying Nagi for the whole race? [19:41] haya     Huh? Well, most of it, I guess. [19:44] hina     Tell me this then, Nagi: why did you even enter this race? [19:51] nagi     P-People who can't run just can't run. Not everyone can run as well as you can! [19:58] hina     But still, through all the pain and the suffering and thinking that you might actually die... [20:05] hina     true happiness awaits you; a feeling you wouldn't trade for anything else. [20:09] haya     Ojou-sama, the finish line is straight ahead. It's not far, so please, run on ahead. [20:19] haya     I'll stall Hinagiku-san. [20:22] hina     I see. But knowing Nagi's stamina, will she be able to make it to the finish line? [20:28] haya     She'll be fine. I trained her myself. [20:33] nagi     Hayate... [20:41] hina     I guess I should make a move on, too. A big one. [20:45] hina     Here I come, Hayate-kun! [20:47] haya     Let's go! Charge at me all you want. [20:51] haya     However! [20:52] haya     We're on a suspension bridge. SIGN    Hinagiku Katsura Things she doesn't like: Heights [21:03] haya     Maybe I should try shaking it. [21:05] hina     No, you jerk! Don't move! [21:07] hina     Creep! Meanie! [21:09] haya     I'm a butler, so I will do anything and everything for my mistress. [21:14] hina     You jerk! [21:17] haya     Now it's up to you, Ojou-sama... [21:24] izu     The freestyle marathon is drawing to a close. [21:27] izu     The first runner has finally entered the stadium! [21:30] izu     What's this? In first place, it's Nagi Sanzenin! [21:32] izu     The finish line's in sight! [21:35] nagi     This is strange. [21:36] nagi     Just a moment ago, I was suffering. [21:39] nagi     But now, it's easier to breathe. [21:42] nagi     My feet feel light, too. [21:44] hina     Through all the pain, true happiness awaits you. [21:49] nagi     So, this is what Hinagiku was talking about. [21:52] nagi     I get it now. Maybe sports aren't so bad after all. [21:58] izu     She's almost at the finish line! [22:06] nagi     Now Hayate won't be fired... [22:19] yuki     First place! [22:23] yuki     Hurray, I won! [22:28] haya     In that one moment, I went from being a butler in debt to being a pathetic bum in debt... [24:06] nagi     Hayate! It's finally started! [24:08] Haya     Yes, the second season's here. [24:09] Haya     I think they call it Season Two in English. [24:12] nagi     But why did it have to start with a marathon? [24:15] nagi     What if I have to go to hospital because I've strained all my muscles? [24:18] haya     You're exaggerating again. [24:19] haya     Maybe it was the best way to introduce all the main characters in one go? [24:24] nagi     Wow, Hayate, you're pretty sharp. [24:26] haya     Yes, I am your butler, after all! [24:29] haya     Anyway, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Money's Tiger. [24:33] nagi     Hayate, it's the eye of the tiger! 2 - Money's Tiger Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:39] nagi     I-I'm sorry. I lost by one measly step... [01:44] haya     Please don't worry about it. There's bound to be a parallel universe out there where you won. [01:51] nagi     Hayate? [01:54] narr     Oh yes, Hayate's fate... SIGN    Money's Tiger [02:02] nagi     Why has Hayate been fired?! [02:06] nagi     I came second in the marathon! [02:08] nagi     Second! [02:09] nagi     And that's all because of Hayate's lousy training! [02:12] klaus     I have the utmost respect for what he managed to achieve in that regard. [02:16] ---     So...! [02:18] klaus     However, the deal we made was that I would fire him if you failed to finish in first. [02:25] klaus     It's a shame. Really. [02:28] klaus     Anyway, I've got some new applicants who would be more than worthy to be your butler. Let's pick one... [02:35] nagi     Then, I'll fire you too. [02:41] klaus     Wh-Why? [02:43] nagi     The shortcomings of your subordinates are your responsibility, aren't they? [02:47] nagi     You agree with me, don't you, Maria? [02:49] maria     Certainly. [02:50] klaus     M-Maria! Please talk some sense into her! [02:53] maria     Um... Right... [03:01] klaus     We haven't much time. [03:04] klaus     Take these and go. [03:06] klaus     Ojou-sama's fate is in your hands. [03:13] maria     Maid Black Max Heart! [03:20] maria     Perhaps firing him isn't a bad idea after all. [03:23] nagi     See what I mean? [03:29] Haya     No, this is my responsibility. [03:33] ---     Hayate... [03:34] Haya     No matter how much spin you put on it, I lost the wager. [03:37] ---     Ojou-sama wasn't able to finish in first place. [03:40] Haya     And I take full responsibility for that. [03:44] Maria     Hayate-kun... [03:46] haya     I will leave this mansion. [03:49] haya     Klaus-san, let's go find a new place to work together! [03:52] klaus     What? W-Wait a second... [03:57] klaus     If you're that determined, I'm willing to give you a second chance. [04:03] nagi     He folded. [04:05] maria     Klaus-san totally folded. [04:07] haya     What's this "second chance" you just mentioned? [04:12] Klaus     You have to go to a specific place to carry out some training. [04:15] haya     A specific place? [04:19] Klaus     The name of this place is: [04:23] ---     The Butler's Tiger Den! [04:25] Klaus     The Butler's Tiger Den! [04:28] haya     The Butler's Tiger Den? [04:31] haya     So basically, if I go there, I can become Ojou-sama's butler again. [04:37] haya     Ojou-sama, please don't worry. [04:41] haya     I will overcome this challenge and return to you. [04:48] nagi     O-Okay. [04:51] ---     I shall return. [04:55] haya     Ojou-sama, please wait for me. [04:58] haya     I'll overcome any and all challenges... [05:00] haya     and then I'll return to become your butler once more! [05:07] haya     I think the reason I lost this time was my fixation on money. [05:14] haya     In the end, wherever I end up, I just seem to be controlled by money anyway. [05:25] haya     I guess an intellectual like her isn't tied down by money. [05:33] haya     I'd like this one, please. [05:36] fv     Thanks. Here's your change. [05:38] haya     When was the last time I had a breakfast like this? [05:51] ---     This money... [05:52] ---     Yes? [05:53] sist     I found it, so that makes it mine, right? [05:56] sist     No, it doesn't. [05:58] sist     Man, what a cheapskate. [06:07] haya     We're on the same train... [06:10] haya     And she's really pretty. [06:12] haya     It might just be because she's wearing a habit, [06:16] haya     but she looks so intelligent and pure. [06:41] mv     Ya think wearin' that suit makes you a hotshot, huh? [06:43] haya     What? [06:45] mv     I got fired today 'cause they found out... [06:47] mv     I was buyin' anime DVDs with the company's money. [06:50] ---     Not jus' that, but I have a three million yen debt to my name. [06:54] mv     How can I collect DVDs now? [06:58] haya     What a coincidence. I was also fired today and I'm in debt too. [07:02] haya     A debt of around 150 million yen... [07:04] mv     I can't stomach people like ya who work day in, day out. [07:07] mv     I can't stomach anime shows bein' broadcast late at night and on satellite. [07:12] mv     If I miss 'em, I've got no choice but to buy the DVD. [07:15] mv     The rental store doesn't stock 'em either! [07:18] haya     I'm guessing you don't know what time-slot this show airs in... [07:21] mv     So, the long and short of it is, I can't stomach a whole bunch of stuff. [07:24] mv     That's why I'm gonna lay ya out! [07:30] sist     Please stop it! [07:35] sist     You poor lost little lamb... Please... [07:38] sist     Take your evil hands off this fragile young boy. [07:44] haya     Sister... [07:46] mv     Who the hell ya tryin' to kid with that nun outfit? [07:50] sist     I-I'm a real nun... [07:54] sist     Please stop this. Violence will only destroy you... [07:58] sist     I can tell that you are a man of purity at heart. [08:03] mv     The Lord is always watching over you. [08:06] ---     S-Sister... [08:09] mv     What have I become? [08:12] mv     Ha, whatever! Didya really think I'd say somethin' like that? [08:14] mv     If anythin', I prefer Shinto priestesses! [08:17] mv     Japanese men love their long red skirts! [08:21] mv     The whites, the reds, and the slit up the side. Heaven! [08:25] mv     That's why I'm gonna lay you out too! [08:29] haya     Sister! [08:33] sist     Say your prayers... [08:43] sist     Amen. [08:47] haya     Amazing. She didn't even flinch... [09:00] haya     Please wait! [09:03] haya     Thank you for helping me back there. [09:07] haya     How can I show you my gratitude? [09:11] sist     You can give me a teacup... [09:13] haya     You what? [09:14] sist     I once heard a myth that says if you help someone on a train in Japan, [09:18] sist     they give you a designer teacup. [09:21] haya     I'm guessing you mean that urban legend that was popular not so long ago - the one about the man on the train. [09:27] sist     So, does that mean you won't give me one? [09:29] haya     Well, that only applied when a man saved a woman. [09:37] sist     Your face is pretty girly though! [09:48] haya     If you want, you can have this. [09:52] haya     Oh dear, I made her angry again. [09:58] sist     May the Lord bless your soul. SIGN    Alex San Marco Church (Incidentally, the Butler's Tiger Den too) [10:25] haya     I-Incidentally? [10:28] sist     Welcome to the Butler's Tiger Den. [10:30] sist     My name is Sister Fortesia... [10:35] both     What's this? [10:36] narr     Hayate has just met the suspicious nun once again. [10:42] narr     More in the second half. [10:56] nagi     So, why is there a hamster in the house? [10:59] ayu     I'm not a hamster, I'm Nishizawa! Ayumu Nishizawa! [11:03] nagi     Maria, I think it wants sunflower seeds with its tea. [11:07] ayu     Are you listening? Are you even listening to me, Sanzenin-chan? [11:10] nagi     If you're looking for Hayate, he's not here. [11:12] ayu     What? [11:14] nagi     To cut a long story short, he's gone on a journey to train his mind and body. [11:18] ayu     What's that? Maybe he left because he finally got sick of you. [11:22] nagi     I just told you he's gone off training! [11:24] nagi     Hayate's always been smitten with me! [11:29] ayu     Seems like you're pretty confident about that. But is it really all right to let Hayate-kun go off by himself? [11:37] nagi     What do you mean? [11:39] ayu     Well, Hayate-kun's got horrible luck with women, [11:43] ayu     so if he's traveling by himself, he's bound to get caught up with some strange woman... [11:48] haya     Please stop, Ojou-sama. [11:51] nagi     I'll be gentle, Hayate. [11:53] ayu     Something like that! [11:54] nagi     As if it would, you stupid hamster! [11:56] nagi     What's up with your dirty imagination?! [11:59] maria     But Hayate-kun is prone to getting mixed up with women... [12:06] nagi     It'll be fine. Hayate will never be seduced by any other woman but me. [12:10] maria     There's also the possibility of him being seduced by a man... [12:12] nagi     No way! I won't allow that to happen! [12:17] narr     Just as Nagi and the others suspect, [12:18] narr     our main character has become mixed up with a strange woman. [12:22] haya     So, you were born in Greece. [12:25] sist     Yes, a Greek island called Mikonos. [12:28] haya     That's in the Mediterranean. [12:30] haya     It must be really beautiful there. [12:34] sist     Why, yes it is! This paltry speck of a country couldn't possibly hope to match its beauty. [12:39] haya     Is that right? [12:41] sist     Yes. [12:42] sist     Oh! Did I say something wrong? [12:46] sist     I'm sorry, my Japanese isn't very good yet. [12:51] haya     I see. [12:55] haya     Come to think of it, what is the Butler's Tiger Den? [12:58] sist     Oh, that's right. [13:01] sist     This place is a facility used for retraining useless butlers, [13:05] sist     even though it's clearly pointless. [13:10] sist     We train up these useless, incompetent pieces of trash so they can be slightly useful. SIGN    Useless, Incompetent, Pieces of Trash [13:20] sist     Is something wrong? [13:21] haya     Ah no... I was just considering how your forthright Japanese packs quite a punch... [13:27] sist     Well, if you can't get back on your feet, then you're probably 100% trash too... [13:32] sist     and you'll probably never be able to return to your master. [13:37] sist     Your training starts tomorrow, [13:41] ---     so please get a good night's sleep tonight. [13:53] haya     Never able to return, huh? [13:57] haya     Hearing her say that alarmed me. [14:01] haya     I didn't let her see that it bothered me, though. [14:05] haya     If I can't go back, what will I do? [14:10] haya     If I can't go back... [14:15] haya     I'll be back at square one - right back to where I was that one Christmas evening. [14:20] haya     Alone again. [14:22] haya     That night, when I had nowhere to go, nowhere to turn... [14:28] haya     Ojou-sama... [14:33] nagi     Oh, Hayate. How's it going? [14:37] haya     Ojou-sama, why are you calling me this late at night? [14:39] haya     What's wrong with it? I can't just call you whenever I feel like it now?! [14:47] haya     No, of course you can. [14:49] nagi     Why did you pause? [14:53] nagi     You aren't mixed up with a strange woman, are you?! [14:58] haya     Don't worry! [14:59] haya     I don't think I could possibly become involved with a woman who's weirder than you any time soon. [15:04] nagi     What's that supposed to mean?! [15:07] nagi     Hey, Hayate... [15:10] Haya     Yes? [15:12] nagi     Come back soon, okay? [15:19] haya     Okay. Leave it to me. [15:22] haya     I'll overcome all trials and return to you. [15:26] sist     Shut up! [15:29] sist     Cellphones are forbidden on church property! I'm confiscating that! [15:33] nagi     Hey, who's that woman? [15:35] haya     Wait a minute, Sister! No, don't touch me there! [15:45] nagi     Just as I suspected, Hayate's been seduced by a strange woman. [15:50] nagi     Maria! [15:51] maria     Yes? [15:52] Nagi     Tell me where the Butler's Tiger Den is! [15:55] maria     What? [16:01] sist     I'm sorry about last night. I was out of line. [16:05] haya     Don't worry about it. [16:06] sist     When it comes to sleep and money, I sometimes forget myself. [16:11] haya     It sure looks that way. [16:12] sist     I'm perfect in all other aspects. [16:16] haya     About the training... [16:18] sist     You shall be completing our hands-on course for butlers. [16:21] ayu     Me! Me! Please pick me! [16:27] ayu     Under one roof, the butler and his Ojou-sama... [16:33] ayu     What a wonderful scenario... [16:36] sist     It's not like that! [16:37] sist     The exam you will undergo is: [16:42] sist     The Butler Quest! [16:46] narr     The Butler Quest is a Dungeons and Dragons quest where you have to retrieve the Butler's Medal... [16:55] narr     from the depths of a massive dungeon, which the Father of this church, [16:59] narr     a man who gets excited at the mere mention of the words "underground dungeon", built all by himself as a hobby. [17:06] haya     Does that mean I have to form a four-man party and conquer the dungeon? [17:11] sist     Excellent. You understand. [17:12] nagi     I see! [17:16] nagi     I don't really know what's going on, but I'm getting kind of excited! [17:20] haya     Ojou-sama? When did you... wait, you want to join in too? [17:25] nagi     Of course! [17:26] nagi     Did you really think the heroine Nagi would sit idly by while there's a great adventure like this to be had? [17:31] nagi     All right, let's go, Hayate! [17:34] nagi     We'll form a party and free the world from the clutches of evil! [17:37] haya     Wait! The goal's meant to be me becoming a butler again. [17:44] sist     You've already found your first party member. [17:47] sist     Good luck finding the rest! [17:50] narr     Our butler-in-debt has started on his mission to find more members for his adventuring party. [17:59] yuki     What's this, Hina? [18:01] hina     The prize money for the marathon. [18:05] yuki     I was told that the total prize money for the five traditional events totaled 150 million, [18:09] yuki     and the prize money for the marathon alone was five million yen. [18:12] yuki     So, why have I only ended up with 12,020 yen?! [18:15] hina     Because I've already subtracted all the money you owe for all the debts you've piled up. [18:19] yuki     I-I didn't tell you to do that! You're cruel, Hina! [18:22] hina     I'm not. I didn't take the thirty thousand yen you still owe me, [18:26] hina     so be grateful you got anything at all! [18:28] hina     Here's a detailed invoice. [18:30] yuki     You demon! [18:32] yuki     You idiot, Hina! You flat-chested buffoon! [18:37] hina     I am not flat-chested! [18:41] yuki     Hina's so mean. [18:43] yuki     I was so looking forward to drinking all that posh booze. [18:47] yuki     Isn't there an adventure going on somewhere that'll make me a quick buck? [18:51] haya     We need more members before we set out. [18:55] haya     Who should we ask? [18:56] nagi     Strong fighters, obviously. [18:59] haya     But, we should never ask someone like Katsura-sensei. [19:03] nagi     I'd imagine she'd just run into every trap she could find too. [19:06] yuki     Whoa, whoa! You can't expect me to ignore that. [19:09] yuki     If you're going on an adventure, you need a beautiful elf. [19:13] yuki     So, Yukiji Deedlit will join your party! [19:16] yuki     And jump... [19:18] haya     No thanks. [19:20] yuki     H-Hey, wait! [19:21] yuki     Please take me with you! [19:24] yuki     Take me on a journey of dreams, romance and get-rich-quick schemes! [19:27] haya     Okay, okay. [19:30] nagi     What makes you an elf exactly? [19:32] narr     The alcoholic teacher has joined the party. [19:37] hina     You want to discuss something with me? [19:38] haya     Yes, I would welcome your help, Hinagiku-san. [19:44] hina     What might this be for, Ayasaki-kun? [19:46] haya     What? I'm sure she was calling me Hayate-kun up until recently... [19:50] hina     What is it, Ayasaki-kun? [19:52] hina     Would this discussion pertain to whether or not I can help you? [19:55] haya     Huh? Well actually, I'm about to embark... [19:58] haya     on a quest to a dungeon situated underneath the Alex San Marco Church. [20:02] hina     But would I really be of any use to you? I mean I can't even cross a suspension bridge. [20:13] haya     Y-You're angry about the marathon, aren't you? [20:16] hina     Not particularly. I'm not angry... at all. [20:22] haya     Oh great. I'm in a pinch now. [20:24] hina     But I didn't realize you were such a sadist, Ayasaki-kun. [20:29] haya     That was just something that happened during a battle and... [20:31] hina     Is it fun to torture girls? [20:34] haya     At the time, I had to help Ojou-sama and... [20:38] hina     Ah, so you're saying you have a Lolita complex. [20:44] ---     Um... Um... Um... [20:48] haya     I'm sorry. I'll come back later! [20:53] hina     What was that about? [20:58] hina     Coward... [21:01] haya     If I can't even ask Hinagiku-san, [21:03] haya     taking those two by themselves is a pretty worrying prospect. [21:06] saki     Oh, Hayate-san. [21:09] haya     Saki-san? [21:12] saki     I see, [21:15] ---     you're looking for people you can rely on. [21:17] haya     That's right. Do you know anyone, Saki-san? [21:21] saki     W-Well... [21:27] ---     My young master is very reliable. [21:33] iyo     Evil spirits in the church? [21:36] sis2     Yes. They're living in an underground dungeon, and because of it, [21:39] sis2     we haven't been able to come to church. [21:42] iyo     I don't know if I can be of any help, but I'll give it a go. [21:46] sis2     Oh, thank you so much! [21:49] iyo     You needn't thank me, Sister Fortesia. [21:57] haya     So, Sister Fortesia, the dungeon is behind this door, right? [22:01] sist     Yes. I will pray for your success. [22:05] nagi     Let's go, Hayate! [22:07] yuki     Treasure, treasure, treasure! [22:10] wata     Huh? Huh? [22:11] wata     Wait, what is this? [22:14] narr     With that, our heroes throw themselves into the huge underground labyrinth. [22:19] narr     Will they find fame or death? [22:22] narr     Who exactly is the bespectacled nun who's enshrouded in mystery? [22:25] narr     Yada yada yada... Does any of this actually have anything to do with butlers? [22:29] narr     All of these mysteries will be solved next week! [24:06] nagi     Just you watch, Hayate! I won't let them fire you. [24:09] hayate     But, Ojou-sama, what do we do if we fail? [24:13] nagi     In that case, you'll have to wear a mask and be reborn as the butler of the shadows, Masked Hayate. [24:18] ---     Huh? [24:19] nagi     A mysterious servant from the Nerima region whose identity is unknown, even to me. [24:22] haya     Surely I'd be the secret identity... [24:25] nagi     Hayate, don't give it away! [24:27] haya     Anyway, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled There's No Legend After All. [24:31] nagi     That's right: No Legend! 3 - There's No Legend After All Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] narr     This is the Alex San Marco Church. [01:34] narr     If Hayate manages to retrieve the Butler's Medal, [01:38] narr     located on the lowermost floor of a giant labyrinth, [01:40] ---     he will be able to return to his role of butler to the Sanzenin household. [01:44] narr     Onward, Hayate! [01:46] narr     Onward with your trusty party! SIGN    There's No Legend After All SIGN    Allow me to introduce our four heroes who will brave this obscenely perilous dungeon! SIGN    Hero #1: SIGN    Hero Number 1 Profession: World History Teacher Special Attribute: Worthless Human Being Special Move: Constantly in Berserker Mode SIGN    Yukiji Katsura. The self-professed elf of the party, she's an alcoholic teacher with more brawn than brain. [02:08] narr     Hero #2: SIGN    Hero Number 2 Profession: Video Rental Store Owner Special Attribute: Plays devil's advocate Special Move: Can watch 52 episodes of an anime show in a single sitting! [02:09] narr     Wataru Tachibana. He was unconditionally forced to join! [02:13] narr     Hero #3: SIGN    Hero Number 3 Profession: Shut-in Special Attribute: Plays hooky Special Move: Thinks working is the same as being defeated [02:15] narr     Her wealth is infinite, her athletic ability doesn't exist, [02:17] narr     and she is devoid of social skills! A heroine with a new twist! Nagi Sanzenin. [02:23] OS     Oh... have I picked the wrong people for this? [02:25] narr     Calm down, Hayate. They're all valiant heroes! Their trifling shortcomings should be easily cov- [02:30] yuk     Look! Treasure! It's mine! [02:32] nagi     Are dungeons always this dark? [02:36] wat     What a pain. Let's finish up quickly so we can all go home. [02:39] narr     -covered with this party! [02:41] yuk     Ah! Is this a trap? It's a pit! [02:44] narr     And Hero #4: SIGN    Hero Number 4 Profession: Pathetic Bum in Debt Special Attribute: Has bad luck Special Move: Super bad luck [02:47] narr     Our main character, Hayate Ayasaki. His bad luck has penetrated even his bone marrow! [02:52] narr     Meanwhile, while our hero irradiates with bad luck, somewhere above him... [02:57] hina     This must be it. [02:58] hina     He looked like he was in trouble so I thought I'd drop by, but where's the dungeon he mentioned? [03:03] hina     Jeez, Hayate-kun. If you need help, just ask for it directly! [03:10] hina     Well, I guess I didn't really give you a chance to do that... [03:13] isu     It's best we stay out of that place. [03:17] hina     You're... Saginomiya-san? [03:24] haya     Um, Ojou-sama, seeing how you're scared of the dark, shouldn't we go back? [03:30] nagi     N-Nonsense! The nun told us: [03:35] sis     Should you wish to give up and leave the dungeon without the medal, [03:39] sis     you will be disqualified as a butler forthwith. [03:41] nagi     Besides, who says I'm scared of the dark?! [03:44] nagi     I'm not afraid of anything! [03:46] wat     Boo! [03:46] nagi     Eek! [03:49] wat     Everyone knows that you're scared of the dark.     You don't have to start acting all tough now. [03:54] nagi     I'll go where Hayate goes, no matter what! [03:58] nagi     And then, we will emerge victorious! [04:01] ---     Even if ghosts or monsters attack us! [04:11] all     What were they?! What were those things just now?! [04:14] haya     It looked like a lost troll, a slimy creature that's strayed from the human gene pool. [04:18] wat     What you mean to say is that it's strayed from the mortal coil altogether, right?! [04:21] wat     But, more importantly, watch your step.     This dungeon's filled with traps. [04:24] nag     Why didn't you say that earlier?! [04:27] hay     Ojou-sama! [04:31] hay     Hayate! [04:37] sist     This dungeon is a deadly labyrinth that the Father of this church constructed as a hobby. [04:41] sist     With this many traps, I'll just have to wait until they collapse in a heap. [04:46] sist     But even so, something made them scream an awful lot... [04:57] nag     Hayate, are you okay? [04:59] hay     Yes, it only scratched me. [05:03] hay     But, please be careful. I think the tip was tinged with some kind of poison. [05:09] nag     Poison?! [05:10] hay     Yes, but it looks like it wasn't all that strong. [05:12] hay     I feel totally fine. [05:14] hay     What's wrong? [05:16] hay     Ojou-sama? [05:18] hay     You're pretty rock-hard, aren't you? Knock knock? [05:18] hay     Hayate is broken! [05:20] hay     Where's the Celceta Flower?! [05:22] hay     The flower that's meant to instantly cure even the most incurable of diseases! [05:26] wat     Calm down! This isn't an ancient kingdom flying through the air! [05:30] fat     Yes, please calm down. [05:33] nag     Who are you? [05:35] fat     I'm the Father of this church. I'm Rean Radiostar. [05:39] nag     Rean Radiostar? [05:41] fat     If it's too hard to say, you can call me "Lord British of Akihabara." [05:46] nag     Over my dead body. [05:48] fat     Incidentally, while the poison wasn't very strong, every time you take a step, you lose a hit point. [05:54] wat     Is this a video game? [05:56] fat     The Celceta Flower is located at the far end of the dungeon. [05:59] wat     It really exists?! [06:00] fat     Anyway, I wouldn't want this boy to die from my poison. [06:05] fat     You should hurry and get- [06:09] nag     That's what we'll do. [06:11] nag     Take responsibility for your actions and watch Hayate for us! [06:15] fat     U-Understood... [06:17] nag     Let's make a break for it, Wataru! [06:21] hay     Ojou-sama! [06:24] hay     If only I hadn't been poisoned... [06:25] fat     Sit still. [06:28] fat     I was once poisoned like you. [06:31] fat     I had no friends to help me out and I was in a bit of a pickle... [06:35] hay     How did you counteract the poison then? [06:38] fat     Well... [06:40] fat     I died. [06:42] hay     What?! You died?! [06:44] fat     Ever since then, these evil spirits have started appearing in here. [06:47] hay     O-Oh no! Then, that means Ojou-sama will encounter them too? [06:51] fat     Nah, the only evil spirits in this place are over there. [06:54] hay     What? [06:57] fat     Having said that, there's still the one I brought here because it looked like it'd be fun... [07:02] fat     The Mikado Hyper Energy Guardian Robot... [07:06] hay     You tell me that now?! [07:08] fat     Here it comes. [07:12] nag     What is this thing?! [07:15] wat     A Mikado Hyper Energy Guardian Robot. [07:18] nag     Why would something like that be down here? [07:19] wat     Who cares?! Just run! [07:23] wat     Nagi! [07:26] wat     Run, Nagi! [07:28] narr     ZA WARUDO! [07:40] narr     And then, time starts flowing again. [07:54] nag     You're... [08:06] hay     You're... [08:07] isu     Just a Defender of Justice... [08:09] hin     ...passing through! [08:12] hin     Are you both unharmed? [08:14] hin     Hinagiku. Why are you here? [08:17] hin     I came to help you. [08:20] hin     This thing's pretty good. [08:22] nag     What's that dangerous object you've got there? [08:25] hin     Well, this is... [08:27] isu     Take this. [08:30] hin     What's this? [08:31] isu     It will be dangerous down there, so I'll lend you this for a while. [08:37] isu     This is the finest sword ever forged by expert bladesmith, Master Craftsman Masamune. [08:43] isu     Wooden Sword Masamune. [08:46] hina     I wonder if that Master Craftsman had some issues... [08:51] hina     Well, I guess you could say it's a gift bestowed upon me by an angel. [08:54] isu     It's not a gift! It's not a gift at all! [08:56] isu     And I'm not an angel either. [08:58] isu     By the way, where's Hayate-kun? [09:01] nag     Oh, that's right! We have to hurry up and find that medicine! [09:05] hina     Medicine? [09:13] isu     You should be able to move around a little now. [09:18] haya     Thank you very much. But Isumi-san, what was that power? [09:23] isu     Th-This power is, um... [09:26] isu     hand soap! [09:27] haya     I think she's trying to say "hand power." [09:30] isu     But, please don't tell Nagi about this. [09:35] isu     Nagi doesn't know that I can use this kind of power... [09:40] isu     I mean, hand soap. [09:43] hay     Yeah, she really means "hand power." [09:46] fat     Young man, you should still stay on your toes. [09:50] fat     A hoard of evil spirits still lurk here. [09:52] hay     You're here too, you know... [09:55] isu     Um, I will banish the rest of the evil spirits, so Hayate-sama, please follow Nagi. [10:02] hay     But, Isumi-san... [10:03] isu     I'll be fine. [10:05] isu     I may not be as knowledgeable as Nagi or Wataru-kun, but I really like heroes that can transform. [10:12] isu     The kind of hero that arrives in the nick of time to save the heroine when she's in danger... [10:19] hay     Isumi-san... [10:21] isu     Hayate-sama, you're Nagi's hero, so please go to her. [10:27] isu     If you could, could you please take this person with you as well? [10:31] isu     To tell you the truth, I haven't been able to use any of my stronger powers because he's been getting in the way. [10:37] fat     Oh, so that's what the River Styx looks like. [10:40] hay     Got it. Please be careful, Isumi-san. [10:44] isu     Truth be told, when we first met, I thought you might become my hero. [10:53] isu     But I guess I didn't turn out to be your heroine. [10:58] isu     Well, let's get this over with. [11:01] hina     What?! Hayate-kun was poisoned? [11:04] nagi     That's why we're in a hurry. There's supposed to be a flower around here. A flower that will cure him. [11:09] wat     Hey, found it. [11:11] nag     Really? [11:12] wat     Yeah, I found it, but... [11:15] nag     But? [11:20] nag     This can't be... [11:21] wat     Will it work even though it's withered like that? [11:23] hina     I don't know... [11:28] nag     Let's leave the dungeon. [11:30] nag     What? [11:31] nag     Let's leave the dungeon and take Hayate to a hospital. [11:34] wat     But if we do that, he'll never be able to be your butler again. [11:38] nag     I know! [11:39] nag     All I care about is that Hayate's okay! [11:42] hin     Nagi... [11:43] hay     That'd cause trouble for me, though. [11:49] hay     I mean, I've nowhere else to go other than to your side, Ojou-sama. [11:53] nag     Hayate, why are you... What about the poison? [11:57] hay     Well, that's... [11:58] isu     It's a secret! A secret! [12:01] hay     There was this alternative antidote lying about and... Hm? Hinagiku-san, what are you doing here? [12:06] ---     What? No, it's because... [12:08] hay     Did you maybe come here to help out because you were worried about me? [12:13] hay     That makes me so hap- [12:14] hin     Don't get any ideas. [12:16] hin     I was just passing through. [12:19] hin     I would never worry about you, Ayasaki-kun. [12:22] hay     Good point. [12:23] sist     I'm glad that you're all safe. [12:26] hay     Oh, Sister Fortesia... [12:28] hay     You look pretty beat up... [12:32] sist     Yes. A lot has happened recently. [12:36] sist     Well now, it looks like the only thing left to do is to retrieve the medal from that temple. [12:41] sist     So, go get it. [12:43] sist     Don't you think it'd be great if it's just you and your master for the final stretch? [12:49] nag     She's right. [12:50] hay     Then, Ojou-sama, let's... [12:52] ---     Yeah. [12:54] sist     That's the final trap. [12:57] fat     Who are you? [12:58] sis     What? [12:59] fat     Who are you? Why are you calling yourself Fortesia? [13:03] siS     Whatever do you mean? [13:05] fat     Don't play dumb. [13:06] ---     The real Fortesia is an old lady aged sixty plus. [13:10] sist     Sheesh... [13:13] hay     Sister? [13:15] hay     If you hadn't opened your mouth, you wouldn't have had to get hurt. [13:29] wat     Those guys from before... [13:30] hin     There were more of them? [13:32] fat     Of course! [13:33] fat     Why, you ask? Because I used the majority of the church donations to buy them! [13:39] wat     Shouldn't we do something about him first? [13:42] sis     Sheesh, all this planning and in the end, I've had to resort to this. [13:49] hay     Sister, what's the meaning of this? [13:51] sis     Like he says, [13:52] sis     I'm not a nun here. [13:56] hay     Wait. You're not a man and we should call you "Brother" instead, are you? [13:59] sis     Not at all. [14:00] sis     My goal is to take my revenge on the Sanzenins! [14:15] hay     S-Sister, is this another of the Butler's Tiger Den's trials? [14:20] sis     I've already told you this is about my revenge. [14:22] sis     Besides, the Butler's Tiger Den is long gone! [14:26] hay     What? Why? [14:29] sis     You're asking me why? Well... [14:32] sis     How can you operate a place like that if there are hardly any butlers in the world?! [14:36] hay     That makes sense... [14:38] sis     Anyway, all of you are going to die here! [14:44] fat     Damn. That's way cooler than my robots. [14:52] wat     It's amazing. [14:53] hin     How are we supposed to beat something like that? [15:06] sis     Send them all to Hell! [15:11] sis     What? What was that? [15:16] hin     Um... [15:17] sis     Ah! What are you doing?! [15:19] sis     It'll break if you unplug it like that! [15:22] sis     This thing was expensive, you know! [15:24] hin     Oh, sorry. [15:25] hay     Do you think that the Sanzenins... [15:29] hay     are easy targets for stupid people? [15:32] nag     N-No, we're not. [15:35] fat     You can't let your guard down yet. [15:36] hay     That's right. Those Guardian Robots... [15:39] nar+OS     The Guardian Robots are confused by their boss's defeat. [15:42] nar+OS     The Guardian Robots escape! [15:45] hay     So I was right about the Sanzenins after all... [15:47] nag     No! [15:48] nag     Hey, you! [15:49] sis     Y-Yes? [15:50] nag     You'd better have a good reason for wanting revenge! [15:54] sis     Of course! [15:57] sis     My family had been part of the Sicilian mafia for generations. [16:01] sis     But my father had no talents geared towards mafia life... [16:04] sis     Counterfeiting "You Win" popsicle sticks was the best he could do. [16:08] sis     One day, however... [16:10] dad     Listen to this, Sonia! [16:12] dad     Your father has been handed an assassination order! [16:14] son     Wow, that's amazing, Dad! [16:16] dad     If I succeed, I'm going to become a real member of the mafia! [16:20] sis     My father's mission was to assassinate Nagi Sanzenin on Mykonos. [16:25] sis     My father was about to carry out the mission but... [16:33] sis     he was swiftly defeated by a young man thought to be the Sanzenins' butler. [16:39] nag     I guess something like that might have happened... [16:42] hay     So, you're taking revenge for that moment. [16:44] sis     No! The important part is coming up! [16:46] hay     Huh? [16:48] sis     My father told me that the mafia were no good after all and went to Japan to learn how to cook instead. [16:53] sis     While there, he was poisoned by eating blowfish. [16:56] dad     Who knew that blowfish could be poisonous? [16:58] son     Dad! [17:01] sis     If he hadn't been defeated, he wouldn't have had a change of heart, and he'd still be... [17:05] sis     I promised my father! [17:07] sis     I promised him I'd take revenge... [17:09] sis     on the Sanzenins! [17:10] hay     Please wait! [17:15] nag     Hayate! [17:16] sis     Now, to avenge my father! [17:26] sis     Who are you?! [17:27] hin     Hinagiku Katsura, Student Council President at Hakuou Gakuin. [17:31] sis     A student? [17:32] sis     You've got nothing on me! [17:41] hin     You're pretty good. [17:43] hin     Want me to help you? [17:45] hin     Sis? [17:50] hin     Don't be stupid. I don't need your- [17:58] yuk     Sis? [18:00] yuk     Your sister? Don't think so. We are the ghosts that live in this labyrinth! [18:07] hay     Father, is she... [18:09] fat     Yes, it looks like her body has been possessed by the evil spirits that inhabit this dungeon. [18:14] sis     E-Evil spirits? [18:16] hin     What? How have they taken my sister's body? [18:19] yuk     We borrowed it for a million yen! She jumped at the offer. [18:23] hin     Sis... [18:27] yuk     We are a collective of remorseful souls of butlers who couldn't protect their masters! [18:33] hay     Even that robot has fused with them... [18:43] sis     I don't need your help! [18:45] wat     You're not really suited to being a villain. [18:49] sis     What's that supposed to mean?! [18:51] wat     If you carry out an evil act and fail, that's because you have no talent at being a villain. [18:57] sis     You could never understand how I feel! [19:00] wat     Oh, you said something about revenge... Can't you just let it go? [19:07] wat     She's supposed to be my fiancée. Kind of. [19:10] wat     In return, I'll let you borrow some videos that are way more fun than taking revenge, deal? [19:25] hay     Ojou-sama, it's dangerous. Please get back! [19:28] nag     You fool! [19:29] nag     What kind of master would leave the side of their immobilized servant? [19:33] nag     Besides, didn't I say that we'd emerge victorious? [19:38] nag     Well said! [19:40] nag     Now, we shall assimilate your soul and your remorse at being unable to protect your master! [19:44] nag     Ojou-sama! [19:48] nag     Hayate! [19:49] nag     Ojou-sama! [19:52] nag     I want... [19:54] nag     the power I need to save my Ojou-sama! [19:56] nag     To protect her! [19:59] fat     Then, visualize it. [20:02] fat     Visualize your heart longing to protect its master... [20:05] hay     My heart... [20:08] hay     Unleash it! [20:10] hay     I want to protect you. [20:12] hay     I want to be faster than anyone else. [20:14] hay     I want to be faster than anyone else, [20:16] hay     so that I can come to your aid! SIGN    Note: "Hayate" can literally translate to "Speedy". [20:19] hay     Like the name of this show, I will become as fast as the wind! [20:22] yuk     J-Just you try it! [20:25] yuk     Huh? [20:28] isu     Exorcism complete. [20:31] yuk     Why am I... [20:48] for     Um, I didn't think that the church would disappear as well... [20:52] for     when I asked you to get rid of the evil spirits. [20:55] isu     I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [20:58] nag     Hey, Hayate. Is your body okay? [21:02] hay     All my bones are... [21:05] fat     You need more training before you can master that technique. [21:09] yuk     My million yen! Where's my million yen?! Where?! Here? Here? [21:13] hin     Just make do with this medal I picked up. [21:18] wat     Um, can you get off me now? [21:22] sis     I'm still feeling weak... [21:27] kla     Well, the results of the trial are vague, [21:31] kla     but seeing that you protected our Ojou-sama from an enemy of the Sanzenins, [21:35] ---     I shall reinstate you as a butler to this household. [21:38] hay     Thank you very much! [21:40] nag     We did it, Hayate! [21:42] mar     Klaus-san, you won't have to look for a new job now either. [21:54] hay     I'm so glad that I was able to return to your side. [21:59] nag     Yeah. [22:00] nag     By the way, Hayate, you might not be able to use that move yet, but when you came to save me... [22:09] nag     you looked pretty cool. [22:13] nag     Wha- Hayate, what happened?! [22:15] hay     It looks like everything's just caught up with me. [22:19] nag     Hey! If you'd held it together a little longer, you'd have made it through the whole episode looking cool... [22:24] hay     I-I'm sorry. [22:25] nag     Maria! Hayate collapsed! Maria! [22:29] nar     The Legend of the Butler in Debt doesn't end here! [24:07] hay     Ojou-sama, I finally have a special move worthy of an ultimate butler. [24:11] nag     That's great, Hayate! The next skill to learn is the ancient Indian sacred art of breathing fire. [24:15] hay     Huh? [24:16] nag     What's with that expression? Yoga's amazing! [24:18] nag     You can hyper-extend your arms and legs, and if you master it, you can even teleport! [24:22] hay     Ojou-sama... [24:23] hay     First, start by floating in mid-air. [24:25] hay     Hayate, just start floating. [24:27] hay     Ojou-sama, even if you give me a direct order, I think that's perhaps a little... SIGN    The Guardian Robots are confused by their boss's defeat. The Guardian Robots escape! [24:30] hay     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled You're Like Me. [24:33] nag     Hayate Inferno! 4 - You're Like Me Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    February 13th SIGN    Strictly No Entry     Nagi [01:38] maria     What's the matter, Hayate-kun? [01:41] maria     Oh, Maria-san. [01:43] maria     There's a note here on the kitchen door... [01:47] maria     Oh, that's right. Today is... [01:51] maria     Hayate-kun, you don't have to concern yourself with it. [01:53] haya     What? [01:54] maria     It's fine. Just go do something else. [01:57] haya     What? SIGN    "How to Make Chocolate to Effectively Get Your Love Across" [02:07] nagi     This book's useless! [02:09] nagi     Just you wait, Hayate. [02:11] nagi     I'm going to make chocolates for you, the likes of which you have never tasted before! [02:15] maria     I just hope it's not going to end up as something he's never wanted to taste before... [02:21] narr     That's right. Today's date is the 13th of February- the most important date on a girl's calendar! [02:28] narr     After a few other dates, of course. SIGN    You're Like Me [02:40] nish     H-How is it? [02:42] nish     What? Pretty good, I guess. [02:46] nish     It's not too sweet either. [02:47] nish     R-Really?! [02:49] wat     But it's not particularly great either. [02:52] wat     But, is Valentine's Day really that important? [02:56] wat     If you want to confess your love to a guy, you can do that at any time. [02:58] nish     You're a dimwit, Wataru-kun! [03:01] saki     She's right, young master. [03:03] saki     Even the God of Romance bellows with frustration: [03:04] saki     "If it was that easy, no-one would have any problems!" [03:06] nish     Valentine's Day is the only annual event where internationally-renowned Japanese corporations... [03:12] nish     support the delicate hearts of young girls! [03:16] nish     That's why I'm going to his school tomorrow and... [03:20] wat     I doubt he'll accept them. [03:22] nish     What? [03:23] wat     I mean, he's rejected you once already, hasn't he? Accepting chocolates after that would be... [03:31] saki     Um, young master... [03:37] wat     H-He'll accept them! [03:39] wat     I-I bet he loves chocolate! [03:41] saki     Th-That's right! If you give up now, you're out of the running straight away! [03:49] nish     Wataru-kun's right. [03:52] nish     Considering what kind of person Hayate-kun is, he'll never accept my chocolates. [04:00] nish     If that's the case, I'd rather give him something he will accept. SIGN    Obligation Chocolate Sale     (Note: In Japan, it's customary for girls to give "obligation chocolates" to male friends on Valentine's Day.) [04:08] nagi     How exactly is this chocolate going to become heart-shaped, anyway? [04:14] nagi     I guess I could try applying the basics of combining items or fusing demons together... [04:28] narr     And then, the 14th of February came... SIGN    February 14th [04:32] haya     Ojou-sama? We have to go to school soon... [04:37] nagi     I'm busy today. Go to school without me. [04:42] haya     But, Ojou-sa- [04:44] haya     Uh, what should we do, Maria-san? [04:48] mari     I think you should let it slide for today. After all, it's a tough day to be a girl. [05:00] miki     Aren't girls supposed to give chocolates to boys on Valentine's Day? [05:05] hina     Wh-What? Don't you think I know that? [05:11] miki     You amaze me every year, Hina. [05:14] hina     I wonder why I'm getting more and more chocolate every year... [05:18] miki     You're popular because you're cooler than most of the boys. [05:21] hina     It's so weird, though. It must be a conspiracy. I mean, I'm so feminine, and yet... [05:28] miki     Compared to what you used to be like, I suppose you're right... SIGN    Memory of her laying the smackdown on boys who spat gum into a girl's hair at cram school [05:34] hina     Stop that. It's not like I don't regret doing that. [05:37] miki     Are you going to eat all of those? You're gonna get fat. [05:41] hina     I know, but I can't just throw them away. [05:46] hina     Each one of these chocolates represents a girl's feelings... [05:51] miki     I see. [05:52] miki     Then, this one's from me. [05:55] miki     Good luck eating it all. [05:57] hina     Y-You meanie... [06:00] miki     But, you're not allowed to get fat, you hear? [06:04] miki     Remember, you have to look cool at all times. [06:13] hina     I'm gonna eat them all! [06:20] maria     If you take the chopped up chocolate... [06:25] maria     See? All of it melts. [06:27] nagi     Ah, so that's what I had to do. [06:30] nagi     The person who came up with this idea should receive the Nobel Prize! [06:33] mari     I didn't realize she'd stayed up all night and hadn't even got this far... [06:38] nagi     I'll do the rest! [06:40] nagi     There's no point in doing it if you do all the cooking. [06:43] mari     Okay. Please be careful. [06:51] hina     I really need some milk if I want to eat all that chocolate. [06:55] hina     I'll go get some from the store. [06:57] SP     Hold it right there! [07:01] nish     Let go! [07:02] ---     Come on. Be a good girl. [07:02] nish     Let go of me! [07:04] nish     Jeez, what's your problem? [07:06] nish     I told you to let me go! [07:09] hina     Is something wrong? [07:11] sp     Oh, K-Katsura Ojou-sama. [07:14] sp2     We caught this suspicious rogue trespassing on school grounds. [07:18] hina     Suspicious rogue? [07:25] hina     I'm sure our male students would be delighted to find a cute rogue like her creeping around. [07:30] sp     B-But... [07:32] hina     Anyway, I'll take it from here, so please let her go. [07:36] hina     Well, if that's your wish, Katsura Ojou-sama... [07:39] ---     Let's go. [07:42] hina     Man, they don't even let up for Valentine's Day. [07:47] hina     Here you go. [07:48] nish     Th-Thank you very much. [07:51] hina     It looks like you have two presents there. Are they for two different boys? [07:55] hina     Go you! [07:56] nish     N-No! It's always been one guy! Just the one! [08:01] nish     I'm too embarrassed to tell her that I couldn't make up my mind and ended up bringing... [08:05] nish     both love chocolates and obligation chocolates. [08:08] hina     No matter who it is, finding that guy will be pretty difficult. [08:11] hina     This school's pretty huge, you know. [08:14] hina     If you want, I can get the lucky fella to come to a place where the two of you can be alone. [08:22] nish     Th-Then, please do! [08:26] nish     He's a freshman called Hayate Ayasaki-kun! [08:32] haya     I-I'm sorry, Hinagiku-san. [08:34] hina     What are you apologizing for, Ayasaki-kun? [08:37] haya     I don't know. I just feel like I may have done something to upset you. [08:41] hina     For some reason, I feel like you're making fun of me. [08:45] haya     No, that's not- [08:46] hina     I'm joking. [08:47] hina     Anyway, you've got a guest waiting for you in that room over there. [08:52] haya     Um, you look angry about something after all... [08:55] hina     Shut up! Get in there already! [08:59] haya     Wha- [09:01] haya     Oh, Nishizawa-san? [09:03] nish     Hayate-kun... [09:06] hina     I guess I should go downstairs so I don't overhear them. [09:18] hina     A day when girls give chocolates to boys, huh? [09:36] hina     What happened? [09:37] haya     Not much, I guess. [09:41] haya     She gave me some obligation chocolate. [09:43] hina     Obligation chocolate? [09:44] haya     Yes. She asked me to be her friend forever. [09:47] haya     She didn't have to do that, though. [09:51] nish     No! It's always been one guy! Just the one! [09:55] hina     I see. So that's what's going on. [10:00] hina     Go chase after her this instant and exchange it. [10:03] haya     What? Exchange it? [10:05] hina     Just shut up and go after her! [10:07] haya     A-All right! [10:19] nish     Well, I guess I've done what I set out to do, so that's good. [10:25] nish     Am I an idiot or what? [10:29] nish     I should have at least told him how I feel one last time. [10:34] nish     I'm never going to get a chance like that again. [10:37] haya     Nishizawa-san. [10:46] haya     U-Um... [10:55] maria     So, what is this exactly? [10:58] nagi     A chocolate-covered iron pot... [11:01] maria     It looks very chewy... [11:04] narr     The story of Nishizawa-san and Hayate will continue after the break. [11:33] haya     Nishizawa-san... [11:35] nish     You don't have to answer. [11:41] nish     I just wanted to tell you how I feel. [11:47] nish     Please accept this. [12:07] hina     I'm sure I made the right decision. [12:10] hina     The right decision... [12:21] hina     It's bitter... [12:23] nish     E-Excuse me! [12:28] nish     Thank you so much for what you did for me earlier! [12:30] nish     And I, um... [12:33] hina     Were you able to tell him? [12:35] nish     Y-Yes! And I came here because I wanted to show you my gratitude, [12:40] nish     but the only thing I have to give you is this... [12:42] nish     But, I've already given it to someone else... [12:46] hina     What's your name? [12:48] nish     It's Nishizawa. Ayumu Nishizawa! I'm a freshman at Shiomi High. [12:53] hina     I'm a freshman at Hakuou Gakuin and I'm also the President of the Student Council. [12:57] hina     My name's Hinagiku Katsura. Thank you for your present, Nishizawa-san. [13:01] nish     Um, yes... Wait, President of the Student Council? [13:06] hina     Anyway, catch you later. [13:12] nish     She's so cool. [13:15] nish     If I was as cool as her, Hayate-kun might look my way too. [13:22] miki     You're getting more chocolate every year because you keep showing off your tomboy side. [13:26] hina     So that's why! [13:29] narr     Meanwhile, our protagonist... [13:34] fat     What's the matter, young man? [13:37] haya     Father? [13:40] haya     Father, what is "love"? [13:45] fat     Naturally, it means: to act without hesitation! [13:47] haya     I didn't want a Space Sheriff Shaider definition. [13:51] haya     Wait, what are you doing here, Ghost Priest? [13:53] fat     Well, I am a ghost. [13:55] haya     That's not a valid answer... [13:57] fat     Don't worry about it. I'm bound to disappear soon, anyway. Look... [14:01] fat     The scar on my forehead has already disappeared. [14:03] narr     It's not because the artists forgot to draw it or even because they were too lazy to draw it. [14:08] haya     Ah, I see. [14:10] mari     Oh, Hayate-kun. Welcome home. [14:13] haya     Maria-san. [14:14] haya     This is... [14:16] mari     What? [14:18] haya     Oh, Maria-san can't see the Father. [14:21] haya     Oh, nothing. [14:26] mari     How was school, Hayate-kun? [14:29] mari     Today was Valentine's Day. I bet you got lots of chocolates, didn't you? [14:36] haya     Well, yeah, I got one... from Nishizawa-san. [14:41] mari     Really? [14:43] mari     Oh, you mean obligation chocolate, don't you? [14:45] haya     Um, no. Apparently, it was love chocolate. [14:49] haya     I-I see, that's quite something... [14:52] fat     Every guy who gets love chocolates for Valentine's Day should just crawl into a hole and die! [14:57] haya     How can you say things like that? Aren't you a priest?! [15:03] nagi     The shape doesn't matter when it comes to things like this. [15:07] nagi     If it tastes good, I'm sure... [15:12] haya     What should I do? [15:15] haya     She gave me love chocolates... [15:17] haya     Maria-san, you seem like someone who knows about relationships. [15:20] haya     Do you have any advice for me? [15:21] mari     W-Well, I guess... let's see... [15:27] mari     Wait... Have I actually ever had any romantic experiences? [15:31] mari     I skipped grades in school and graduated when I was only thirteen, so I've never really learned about love... [15:37] haya     I guess living through my teenage years without ever experiencing love... [15:40] haya     would be a pretty gloomy adolescence, but... [15:44] mari     Does that mean my adolescence was also gloomy? [15:47] haya     I mean, I'm a loser who's lived for sixteen years without having anyone special, [15:52] haya     so this has sort of made me happy. [15:55] mari     I haven't had anyone special in seventeen years. [15:58] haya     Maria-san, you're older than me and more mature too, [16:01] haya     so I'm sure you didn't have a boring school life like mine, but... [16:05] mari     I did. I led a very boring school life. [16:09] haya     I mean, it's not like I'm not interested. I am interested, but I'm too stupid to make anything happen. [16:16] mari     Stupid?! Stupid?! [16:19] haya     That's why I'm asking for some piece of advice from your experience of love. [16:24] haya     Because otherwise, I'm living an adolescent life that's not worth living! [16:28] haya     Um, Maria-san? What's wrong? [16:30] mari     I'm never talking to you again, Hayate-kun. [16:33] haya     Wait, Maria-san... [16:35] mari     Hmph. Keep your problems to yourself. [16:39] haya     M-M-Maria-san! [16:42] fat     Ah, adolescence... [16:50] mari     Love, huh? [16:52] mari     Maybe I'm not cut out for things like that. [16:56] mari     B-But it's not my fault! [16:59] mari     There aren't any boys my age around here. [17:04] mari     Well, I guess there is one. [17:06] mari     But Hayate-kun and I aren't like that... [17:14] narr     Truth be told, this is the kind of stuff that has happened between them! [17:17] mari     W-Well, I guess I could make him some chocolate... [17:22] nagi     Why do girls have to give chocolate to boys anyway? [17:26] haya     Ojou-sama, did something happen? [17:29] nagi     Valentine's Day is just a conspiracy perpetrated by candy makers. [17:33] nagi     If you need the support of corporations to tell someone how you feel about them, [17:36] nagi     then it's not worth telling them! [17:38] haya     Um... [17:39] nagi     Get this straight! [17:40] nagi     I'm not grouchy because I didn't manage to make any homemade chocolate for you... [17:44] nagi     despite spending all night and all day cooking. [17:49] haya     Of course. I knew that. [17:50] nagi     So, with that said, Hayate... go and cook some chocolate and give it to me. [17:56] nagi     You could pull off something like this without any problems, Hayate! [18:00] haya     This girl's got issues. [18:02] nagi     Shut up! Shut up! [18:04] nagi     Just go make it already! [18:06] nagi     Make it with love! [18:07] haya     O-Okay! [18:15] haya     Huh? Maria-san? [18:18] mari     Oh, are you making chocolate for Nagi? [18:21] haya     Yes, it's all kind of messed up, though. [18:23] mari     But I don't think it'd be much of a problem for you, Hayate-kun. [18:27] haya     This is even worse... [18:29] haya     Oh, so you're also making chocolate, are you? [18:33] haya     Who's it for? [18:36] mari     I can't tell him I'm making it for him, because he'd probably think I'm easy or something. [18:42] mari     It's a secret. I'm not telling. [18:46] haya     Really? [18:47] haya     I bet it's Klaus-san or Tama. [18:51] mari     How dare you, Hayate-kun. So, you reckon I've got no-one else to give chocolates to, is that it? [18:59] narr     She doesn't, actually. [19:00] mari     If that's the case, [19:02] mari     I'm going to make chocolate so amazing... [19:04] mari     that it will take your breath away and you'll be in awe of the skill of the older woman! SIGN    1 Hour Later [19:11] mari     I guess something like this will do. [19:14] mari     Hayate-kun, how's your chocolate coming along? [19:20] haya     Hm, perhaps I should work on the shape a little more? [19:25] mari     Y-You're good at this, Hayate-kun. [19:27] haya     Not at all. I had a part time job once at a cake shop. [19:31] haya     How's yours coming alon- [19:34] haya     Um, Maria-san, did you just- [19:38] mari     Right, that's the dummy run out of the way. [19:40] mari     Now for the real deal. [19:43] mari     I-I underestimated him. [19:45] mari     Hayate-kun may be a boy, but he's really good at things like this. [19:49] mari     Well, I'll show you! [19:54] mari     These clothes aren't just for show! [20:05] mari     Hm, have I overdone it a little? [20:09] mari     B-But, with this, Hayate-kun will... [20:12] mari     S-So, how are your chocolates coming along over there, Hayate-kun? [20:16] haya     Oh, me? [20:18] haya     I decided that focusing on the shape was a silly idea, so I've focused on the flavor instead. [20:22] ---     What on Earth...? [20:24] nagi     Hey, Hayate, is my chocolate ready yet? [20:26] haya     Oh, Ojou-sama. [20:28] haya     Here you go. [20:29] haya     Let's see... [20:32] haya     How is it? [20:34] nagi     Wow! Good job, Hayate! This chocolate's really delicious! [20:39] nagi     By the way, Maria, who are you giving your chocolate to? [20:46] nagi     It doesn't look like obligation chocolate at all... [20:49] ---     It's not for who I think it is, is it? [20:52] mari     No, no! I wasn't going to give this to Hayate-kun or anything like that! [20:56] nagi     So, it's just like I thought; you made it for yourself. [20:58] haya     Maria-san, you're such a glutton. [21:01] haya     But it's pretty impressive. [21:04] nagi     Yup. [21:04] mari     Please order take-out tonight! [21:07] haya     Huh? M-Maria-san? [21:16] haya     Maria-san. [21:18] mari     What is it, Hayate-kun? [21:29] haya     I've always wondered why Valentine's Day exists. [21:37] haya     But today, I realized something while making chocolate for Nagi Ojou-sama. [21:43] saki     I'm so sorry, young master! [21:43] haya     Valentine's Day is when you try that little bit harder than usual... [21:48] haya     to see the smile of someone dear to you. [21:52] haya     Or for doing things you usually can't muster the willpower to do. [21:56] haya     That's why it's a wonderful day. [22:03] haya     This is from me. [22:05] haya     I've tried harder than usual for this, too. [22:07] mari     Thank you... [22:09] haya     Having someone accept the chocolates you've poured your heart into really makes you happy, doesn't it? [22:15] mari     Hayate-kun, you're such a girl. [22:24] nagi     What do you think, Hayate? The chocolate I made for you was good, wasn't it? [24:06] haya     Wow, your chocolate sculpture was amazing, Maria-san. [24:09] mari     Th-Thank you. [24:11] haya     I mean, I only focused on flavor, so mine looked really plain. [24:16] haya     Even when you're making it for yourself, you still pay close attention to the appearance. [24:19] ---     Impressive, Maria-san! [24:21] mari     Yeah, all the chocolate I make is for my mouth only! [24:23] haya     What? Why are you getting angry? [24:25] haya     Anyway, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Heart to Heart. [24:28] mari     Hmph. You're never going to get any of it! 5 - Heart to Heart Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:46] kazu     I first saw her last year, in spring. [01:52] kazu     I couldn't tear my eyes away when I saw her gazing sadly upwards at the cherry trees. [02:01] kazu     Are you crying? [02:04] nagi     I-I'm not crying! [02:07] kazu     If you want, you can use this. [02:10] nagi     I thought I just told you I'm not crying. Mind your own business. [02:16] nagi     What's your name? [02:18] kazu     Kazuki... Kazuki Nishizawa. [02:21] kazu     And yours? [02:22] nagi     I'm... [02:23] sp     Nagi Ojou-sama! [02:25] nagi     Wow, they've found me already. [02:28] nagi     See you later then, Kazuki. [02:30] kazu     I haven't seen her since, but I can't get her out of... SIGN    The World's Most Delicious Cookies [02:49] Narr     The world is not on this girl's side. [02:53] Narr     To this girl, the world is huge, and the things she wants are always out of reach. [03:16] nagi     Ouch. [03:18] nagi     That's why this girl's daily life is always filled with defeat and humiliation. [03:23] nagi     N-No! I won't give up! This doesn't mean I can't reach it! [03:29] nagi     So, if I can stretch a little higher, surely this time... [03:40] haya     Here you go, [03:41] haya     Ojou-sama. [03:44] nagi     Oh, thanks. [03:47] haya     You're welcome. [03:50] nagi     Hayate, do you want these cookies? [03:53] haya     Oh, I don't need... [03:55] nagi     Don't be shy. They look good. [04:04] maria     This mansion is just too large for her. [04:08] maria     The doors are big and heavy, and the hallways go on forever. [04:11] maria     With her small frame, she finds it pretty tough. [04:14] Haya     If that's the problem, why don't we just rebuild it on a smaller scale? [04:17] Haya     I reckon we should have enough money to do that. [04:21] mari     We could do that if she wasn't so obstinate. [04:26] mari     She'd say: "Living in a rebuilt house would be like living in the epitome of defeat." [04:31] haya     I guess she is quite obstinate... [04:34] mari     Because of the way she is, [04:36] mari     these little inferiority complexes that we normally ignore... [04:39] mari     pile up inside her. [04:41] mari     That's why she wears a miffed expression all year round. [04:48] haya     I see. So that's why she always looks like that. [04:51] sp     Excuse me! [04:52] mari     Yes? [04:53] sp     Ojou-sama has left the mansion on her own again, and well, you see, we've lost track of her... [05:00] mari     So, Hayate-kun... [05:02] haya     Got it. Please leave Ojou-sama to me. [05:07] nagi     Sheesh. [05:08] nagi     Why am I the only one who's not getting taller? [05:11] nagi     I mean, I make sure to drink a glass of milk every morning. [05:14] nagi     It's so unfair... [05:19] nagi     I guess there's someone else who has the same problem. [05:28] kazu     Wataru, you wear a miffed expression all year round. How come? [05:33] wata     Shut it, Kazuki. [05:36] wata     Unlike your sister who's constantly babbling on about "love this" and "love that"... [05:39] wata     life's a struggle for me! [05:42] kazu     Oh yeah, I hear my sister comes here a lot. [05:44] wata     I guess so. She only takes out boring stuff, though. [05:50] kazu     B-By the way, Wataru... [05:52] kazu     How's, um... Nagi-san doing? [05:56] wata     Why don't you just ask her yourself if you care so much? [05:59] kazu     What? I couldn't do that! [06:02] kazu     I bet she doesn't even remember me. [06:05] wata     I don't understand what you see in that brutish girl. [06:10] kazu     Someone like you who's all lovey-dovey with a cute maid could never understand! [06:14] wata     Stop making things up! [06:16] wata     Besides, we're talking about Saki here! [06:17] kazu     Yeah, she's really cute! [06:18] saki     He called me cute... [06:21] nagi     What are you two getting all heated over? [06:23] kazu     N-Nagi-san! [06:25] nagi     Come over here a sec. [06:27] wata     What? Don't grab my arm. [06:34] wata     Well? What do you want? [06:42] nagi     You really are short. [06:45] wata     Are you looking for a fight or something?! [06:48] nagi     No, I just wanted to confirm that you were a shorty. [06:51] nagi     See ya. [06:52] wata     What the hell?! [06:54] wata     That's what she's really like! [06:55] wata     Completely screwed-up in the head! [06:56] wata     What can you possibly see in her? [06:58] kazu     I think she's pretty cool. [07:01] kazu     I gotta go. I've got something to do. [07:03] wata     Don't do it. If you get involved with her, your life's over! [07:09] nagi     Even though Wataru's short too, I'm still shorter than him... [07:14] nagi     And it looked like he's grown a bit recently. [07:21] nagi     Out of curiosity, did you want something? [07:23] nagi     You've been following me the whole time. [07:25] kazu     Ah, um, well... [07:27] nagi     Oh, by any chance, are you... [07:29] kazu     Does she remember me? [07:35] nagi     ...one of those stalkers? [07:36] kazu     No! I'm just someone who's secretly following you. [07:40] nagi     Isn't that the definition of a stalker? [07:43] kazu     No, I mean... [07:46] kazu     What's wrong with me? I've always loved her, and now this is finally the chance I wanted and... [07:54] kazu     I... I... [07:56] kazu     Ever since that day a year ago, I've always... [08:07] kazu     I... I... [08:09] nagi     Wh-Why are you crying?! [08:12] kazu     I... love you! [08:16] nagi     What? [08:18] nagi     Y-You idiot! [08:19] nagi     Are you making fun of me? [08:21] nagi     This is so sudden and... [08:24] kazu     It's not sudden. [08:25] kazu     It's not sudden, because I... [08:27] nagi     What do you mean it's not sudden? [08:32] kazu     You probably don't remember, but ever since that day, I've always... [08:37] nagi     Besides, being confessed to in the middle of the street, in broad daylight, is so embarrassing, [08:44] nagi     I think I'm going to die of shame... [08:47] kazu     Ah! S-Sorry! [08:53] kazu     Oh no! [08:54] kazu     I got so carried away that I confessed my feelings to her... [08:57] kazu     And I did it with tears in my eyes... [08:59] kazu     I must be most awkward guy in the universe. [09:02] nagi     A-Anyway, being told something like that through teary eyes is a pain in the neck. [09:06] kazu     A p-pain in the neck! [09:09] kazu     N-No! I can't give up now! [09:12] kazu     This is the chance of a lifetime. [09:15] nagi     W-Well, anyway, I'm off... [09:17] kazu     I-I'm sorry! [09:19] kazu     I'd like to make it up to you! [09:22] nagi     Make it up to me? [09:24] nagi     Don't make me laugh. [09:25] nagi     Like you could do anything that would even remotely interest me. [09:30] kazu     W-Would... you like to ride the train with me?! [09:39] nagi     Oh, so this is what a station is! [09:42] nagi     I see! I've only seen them in comics, but I guess they really do exist. [09:48] kazu     I'm glad you're enjoying yourself so much. [09:51] nagi     I-I'm not enjoying myself that much! [09:53] nagi     I'm basically paying you lip-service and I'm actually not excited at all. [09:58] kazu     Sure. I'm sorry. [09:59] nagi     Fine. As long as you understand that. [10:02] nagi     Right, let's go in! [10:04] kazu     Ah, wait a minute! [10:15] nagi     Right, let's go in! [10:20] nagi     Kazuki, it's being mean to me! [10:22] nagi     The station's being mean to me! [10:25] kazu     I should have explained first. [10:27] kazu     You can't get in unless you insert your ticket. [10:30] nagi     I see. So that's how stations work. [10:34] nagi     Now, we just have to wait for the train. [10:37] nagi     I'm looking forward to- [10:46] nagi     It's impossible. I can't even guess at what point I'd have to jump on at that speed. [10:51] kazu     That was something called an express train. The next one is going to stop here, so don't worry. [11:45] nagi     Ah, that was fun! [11:48] kazu     I'm glad. It looks like you enjoyed yourself. [11:50] kazu     Seeing you happy makes me happy. [11:54] nagi     Oh no, what am I doing? If Hayate sees me like this, he'll think I'm cheating on him. [12:04] kazu     Hey, you can rent boats on that pond over there. Would you like to rent one? [12:11] kazu     I've never been in a boat with a girl before. [12:15] kazu     Today's been really fun. [12:23] kazu     Wasn't it fun for you? [12:25] nagi     No, it was. [12:28] nagi     I've never played with a boy my age before, so... [12:32] kazu     Then, we should... [12:33] nagi     But, it's no good. [12:35] nagi     You can't get any closer. [12:37] nagi     Because no matter how far you reach out towards me, [12:40] nagi     there's someone blocking you, and you won't be able to reach my heart. [12:46] kazu     Is that someone Wataru? [12:50] nagi     Do you really think I'd fall for a pipsqueak like him?! [12:53] kazu     Ah, if you stand up and move about like that... [13:05] nagi     H-Hayate? [13:06] haya     Oh, Ojou-sama! [13:08] haya     What a coincidence. [13:09] nagi     H-Have you been following me the whole time? [13:12] haya     No, of course not! [13:13] haya     Even if you rewind the episode, [13:15] haya     you'll see that I wasn't anywhere to be found! [13:19] haya     W-Well, have a good time. [13:25] kazu     Um, who was that? [13:28] nagi     Oh, that was Hayate. [13:30] nagi     My butler, Hayate Ayasaki. [13:34] kazu     When I looked at her face, I thought to myself: [13:37] kazu     Maybe that's the guy who's captured Nagi-san's heart. [13:43] nagi     I'm sorry for rocking the boat. [13:45] kazu     Oh, don't worry about that. [13:47] nagi     Handkerchief... [13:48] kazu     Huh? [13:49] nagi     I still have your handkerchief. [13:52] nagi     I'll give it back to you the next time I see you. [13:56] kazu     Okay. [13:58] kazu     But, as for giving up... [14:04] kazu     I'm not going to do that just yet. SIGN    Tachibana Video Rental [14:14] nish     My brother's been acting weird lately. [14:17] nish     I wonder if something's happened. [14:18] wata     Even if something has, he's more sensible than you, so you shouldn't worry about him. [14:22] nish     Wh-What's that supposed to mean? [14:25] nish     Wh-What do you mean by that, Wataru-kun? [14:27] wata     It means that you're an idiot all the time. [14:30] nish     What did you just say?! [14:32] nish     An idiot? [14:33] nish     How can you say that? [14:34] nish     The idiot is the idiot who calls other people idiots! [14:37] wata     Sure. Got it. My bad. [14:41] wata     So, what's Kazuki been doing that's weird? [14:52] nish     Just a feeling. [14:53] wata     You're an utter idiot. [14:54] nish     Hey! I just know, okay?! [14:56] nish     As his sister, I can kinda read his mind! [15:00] wata     No, you can't! You can't read it at all! [15:03] wata     Man, if you're that worried, I'll look into it for you. [15:10] nagi     Well? You don't usually come here for no reason. [15:13] nagi     What do you want? I don't have much time for kids. [15:16] wata     Well, it's nothing much... [15:21] wata     but did something happen between you and Kazuki the other day? [15:23] nagi     Of course not! Nothing happened! [15:26] nagi     Besides, I don't even know who you're talking about! [15:28] wata     Ah, I see. [15:29] wata     Which means something did happen after all. [15:32] wata     I guess I'll ask that butler-in-debt of hers... [15:34] nagi     And just so we're clear, don't you dare breathe a word of this to Hayate! [15:37] wata     Wow, she read my mind?! [15:39] nagi     If you talk to Hayate about this, [15:41] nagi     I'm going to build a video rental megastore in front of your house! [15:44] wata     Okay, I get it. [15:46] wata     W-Well, that was all I wanted to know... [15:49] nagi     Yeah and don't come back here for a while. [15:52] ---     Sheesh... [16:00] haya     Hm? Where did Wataru-kun go? [16:02] nagi     He went home. [16:03] haya     Ah, I see. [16:09] nagi     Hayate hasn't said a word about it even though he saw me out with a stranger. [16:16] nagi     What is he thinking? [16:19] nagi     If he's so calm, does that mean... [16:21] narr     ...that he's always considered you to be easy. [16:26] nagi     Th-That can't be it. [16:28] nagi     It's not like I cheated on him... [16:29] nagi     But, he could at least be a little jealous! [16:35] haya     Um, Ojou-sama? [16:36] haya     Is something the matter? [16:38] nagi     Shut up! [16:39] nagi     You're an idiot, Hayate. An idiot! [16:42] haya     What? [16:44] nagi     What's wrong with Hayate?! [16:45] nagi     Lately, he hasn't even regarded me as a girl. [16:49] narr     He never regarded you as a girl! [16:52] nagi     Sheesh. [16:56] haya     Do you think I've done something to annoy Ojou-sama again? [17:02] mari     You think so? Things look the same they always do. [17:07] haya     Well, I guess I've been getting yelled at a lot lately. [17:10] haya     I guess I'm not suited to this job after all. [17:15] mari     I don't think there are many people who can do your job better than you. [17:19] haya     You think so? [17:24] mari     Hayate-kun! [17:25] mari     We've got trouble! [17:25] haya     What's wrong?! [17:30] mari     How's my apple pie? [17:34] haya     Very... tasty. [17:36] mari     Then, let me give you a piece of advice. [17:40] mari     Don't let the small stuff get you down. [17:43] mari     Hayate-kun, you look cuter when you smile. [17:46] mari     Okay? [17:48] haya     Okay. [17:50] nagi     Hayate... [17:52] nagi     I don't know what you're talking about, but you haven't shown me that smile at all lately. [17:58] saku     I see. This must be the lull after the honeymoon. [18:00] nagi     Whoa, Saku! Where did you come from?! [18:02] saku     I come equipped with a license to appear unexpectedly. [18:08] nagi     So, what's this lull you mentioned? [18:10] saku     Well, a butler and his master are a bit like a married couple. [18:14] saku     In a sense, you're getting bored of each other because you're accustomed to each other. [18:17] saku     In other words, divorce is looming! [18:20] nagi     Th-Then, what should I do?! [18:23] saku     That's easy. You have to introduce a new stimulus! [18:27] saku     Show him a look he's never seen before... [18:31] ---     Like... [18:40] saku     Right, moving on to the next strategy... [18:42] nagi     Wait! Why did you give up just now?! [18:44] haya     There we go. [18:45] haya     You're still a young girl, so you shouldn't be dressed so immodestly. [18:50] saku     Whoa! The butler-in-debt! When did you appear behind me?! [18:53] haya     Butlers come equipped with a license to appear unexpectedly. [18:58] saku     You're making fun of me again! [19:00] saku     You stupid butler! [19:02] haya     Ah, Sakuya-san! [19:05] haya     What's wrong with Sakuya-san? [19:07] nagi     Who knows? [19:08] nagi     What a useless girl... [19:11] nagi     That's why I'm asking someone who's a bit more reliable... [19:15] nagi     Why isn't Hayate even slightly jealous? [19:19] nagi     I mean, it was Hayate who told me that he loved me. [19:22] mari     That's because you're not even on Hayate-kun's radar, [19:27] mari     and the whole thing was a misunderstanding anyway. [19:29] mari     W-Well, Hayate-kun's the type who doesn't buy the cow when he can drink the milk for free. [19:33] nagi     D-Did you just call me a cow?! [19:36] mari     I'll go get a towel, so just hang on. [19:38] nagi     Hey, Maria! [19:43] mari     Seeing as their relationship started off as a misunderstanding, it makes sense... [19:47] mari     that even tiny things like this will cause whirlpools of confusion... [19:53] haya     Maria-san. [19:55] haya     I've finished washing the sheets. [19:57] mari     Oh, Hayate-kun. [19:59] mari     If Hayate-kun falls in love with Nagi for some reason... [20:03] mari     But, I guess that's pretty unlikely. [20:07] mari     Oh, we have a visitor. [20:09] mari     Hayate-kun, I'm sorry, but could you go to the boiler cupboard and take a towel to Nagi? [20:14] mari     I'll attend to our visitor. [20:16] haya     Sure, no problem. [20:19] nagi     When's Maria going to come back? [20:23] haya     Um, how am I going to give her the towel? [20:27] haya     I can't just hand it directly to her. She is a girl, after all. [20:33] nagi     Hey, if you've got a towel, hurry up and bring it here. [20:39] nagi     If I stay in the hot water any longer, I'm going to get faint. [20:43] haya     Oh, I'm sorry! Here's the towel... [20:54] nagi     You idiot! [20:55] nagi     Why are you in here, Hayate?! [20:58] haya     I'm sorry! [20:59] haya     Maria-san asked me to bring you a towel! [21:02] nagi     Maria did? [21:03] nagi     Why? Could this be the new stimulus Saku was talking about? [21:07] haya     I'm so sorry. [21:09] haya     I'll leave the towel here. [21:10] haya     Excuse me! [21:11] nagi     W-Wait! [21:12] haya     Yes? [21:13] nagi     If my hair stays wet, it's going to get damaged. [21:17] nagi     At least dry my hair. [21:25] haya     Um, Ojou-sama? [21:28] haya     Are you mad at me? [21:30] nagi     Yes. [21:32] nagi     Girls are complicated and delicate beings, yet you... [21:37] haya     I-I'm sorry. [21:39] nagi     Anyway, you're pretty good at drying hair. [21:42] haya     Of course, I mean it's my precious Ojou-sama's hair, after all. [21:45] nagi     Man, I forgot what I was even mad about in the first place. [21:51] nagi     So for that, I'll... [21:58] haya     Ojou-sama? [22:00] nagi     That was your reward. [22:02] nagi     Be grateful! [22:06] mari     H-How did those two get into a situation like this? [22:10] mari     But, I suppose... [22:22] mari     You're a cutie-pie, Nagi. [24:06] nagi     Maria, what do I have to do to grow taller? [24:08] mari     Don't worry, you'll grow taller sooner or later. [24:10] nagi     That's not good enough. I need to grow taller now! [24:12] mari     There's always platform shoes, I guess. [24:14] nagi     Those don't make me grow taller, and besides, you only look a few centimeters taller with them on! [24:17] mari     How much taller do you want to be? [24:18] nagi     As tall as I can get. My goal's fifty-seven meters! [24:21] mari     You'd probably crush Hayate-kun with your foot if you were that tall. [24:23] nagi     But, that means I'd weigh five-hundred-and-fifty tons... [24:27] mari     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Your Place. [24:30] mari     Nagi, you're just right the way you are. 6 - Your Place Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    I'm such a fool... [01:33] nagi     I'm such a fool. [01:37] nagi     If seeing me naked wasn't bad enough... [01:42] nagi     he also dried my hair and, on top of that... [01:47] nagi     I k-kissed... [01:52] nagi     This is so embarrassing. I won't be able to look Hayate in the eye for a while. [02:01] mari     So, that's the lowdown, Hayate-kun. [02:03] mari     Do you think you could stay somewhere else for a couple of days? [02:07] haya     Well, it looks like that might be a good idea. [02:10] mari     I'm sorry about Nagi. [02:13] haya     No, it doesn't bother me at all... [02:16] mari     Anyway, I know it's not much, but here's some money to use towards accommodation for the next three days. [02:23] haya     Maria-san! Th-This is a million yen! A million yen! [02:28] mari     Please call me if you run out. [02:30] haya     No, no, I won't need this much! [02:33] ---     I mean, I could live three years in a life of luxury with this much money! [02:37] haya     Three years! [02:38] mari     Well, it'll be troublesome if you bring any of that money back, so make sure to spend all of it, okay? [02:45] haya     Is this really okay? SIGN    Your Place [02:58] haya     But they really are rich, aren't they? [03:02] haya     A million just for three days... they have no sense of what things cost. [03:05] haya     But I have to spend it wisely! [03:07] yuki     Oh, if it isn't Ayasaki-kun. [03:12] haya     And straight away, someone who can't be trusted with money appears. [03:18] himu     My money sense is tingling... [03:22] soni     What's this? It seems that God has guided my poverty-stricken self to this place... [03:26] haya     Th-These guys... [03:28] yuki     Wow, Saeki-kun and the nun... What a coincidence! [03:32] himu     Not really. My money radar started beeping. [03:36] soni     I also heard God's voice of salvation in this area... [03:40] yuki     What? No way! Really? [03:42] haya     This is bad. [03:43] haya     With these guys here, that million won't even last a minute. [03:50] haya     I have to get away somehow, even if I have to sacrifice this as bait! [03:58] haya     Oh no! The wind's carrying away my coat with a hundred thousand yen in its pocket! [04:02] himu     Whoa! [04:03] yuki     A hundred thousand?! [04:04] soni     That was truly a divine wind! [04:12] haya     Wow, that worked well... SIGN    Remaining funds: [04:22] haya     Man, that was an unexpected and unnecessary expense... [04:26] haya     I'll have to use the rest of the money sparingly! [04:29] mafi     Come on, come on! [04:31] mafi     We don't give a rat's ass about your daughter's medical bills! [04:34] mafi     Give us our money already! [04:36] wife     But if you take back the five hundred thousand yen, my daughter's life... SIGN    Remaining funds: [04:54] kid     Oh no! This valuable two hundred thousand yen jar that I was meant to get for my mom... [05:01] haya     Mom, don't you think that was a little too difficult for a first errand? [05:08] girl     I've lost my wallet with all the money I was saving up by not buying comics and candy! [05:15] man     Damn, my father collapsed and I don't even have enough money to buy a plane ticket! [05:23] girl     If only we had enough money for the wedding, my mother would accept our feelings... [05:28] dir     If we had enough money to pay another assistant, we could finish this before the deadline. [05:40] haya     Why does this always happen to me? [05:47] haya     This sorta reminds me of that one Christmas Eve... [05:54] haya     But this time, it's my own fault, and Ojou-sama isn't here to save me either... [06:05] hina     What are you doing here, Ayasaki-kun? [06:09] hina     Hinagiku-san... [06:12] hina     You'll catch cold dressed like that if you stay out here. [06:16] hina     It's freezing. Wanna come over to my house? [06:20] narr     This is what transpired on the last snowy day of winter... [06:28] narr     But... [06:30] narr     Hayate's confusing night... [06:33] narr     was far from over! [06:37] haya     U-Um, what am I doing here? [06:43] haya     This is Hinagiku-san's house, and what's more, this is her bathroom... [06:49] haya     This is where Hinagiku-san washes her body every day! [06:54] haya     Idiot! [06:58] haya     What am I thinking?! [07:04] hina     Oh, you're already done with your bath? [07:07] haya     Yeah... [07:09] hina     Have you warmed up a bit now? [07:11] haya     Y-Yes. [07:13] mom     Oh, Ayasaki-kun, you're already out of the bath? [07:16] mom     Are my husband's clothes too big for you? [07:19] haya     No, they fit fine. [07:21] mom     Really? That's great! [07:23] mom     Anyway, this boy's really cute! [07:27] hina     What are you getting all excited about at your age? [07:30] mom     Is he your boyfriend? [07:32] mom     I'd love to have a son-in-law like him! [07:36] hina     I've already told you he's not my boyfriend! [07:38] mom     Hina-chan, can I get him to wear one of your skirts? [07:41] mom     I bet he'd look good in them. [07:43] hina     I told you not to try things like that! [07:46] hina     Besides, I'm sure Ayasaki-kun already has a girlfriend... [07:52] mom     Um, these are cat ears. Can you try them on for me? [07:57] hina     Jeez! Why do you have to be so embarrassing?! [08:01] mom     But, honey... [08:08] hina     I'm sorry about her. [08:10] hina     She gets all flustered when she meets boys like you. [08:13] haya     Oh, it's no problem. [08:15] haya     It looks like you have a nice, interesting mother. [08:24] hina     Yes, she's very kind. [08:27] hina     By the way, what were you doing out there in the snow in just a T-shirt? [08:32] haya     Well... [08:35] hina     Let me guess... you can't go home. [08:38] hina     Wait... really? [08:40] haya     I'm not able to go home for three days... [08:44] mom     Does that mean you're staying with us? [08:46] mom     It's already late and it's cold outside, so you should stay here for the night! [08:50] hina     You have girls his age living in this house and... [08:55] mom     You know you want to. [08:56] haya     But, is this really okay? [08:58] mom     Yes! Of course it's okay! [09:03] mom     And I have a really frilly dress that Hina-chan refuses to wear... [09:09] hina     I'll show you to your room. [09:13] hina     The room's detached from the main house. It's my sister's, but she doesn't use it anymore. [09:17] mom     Look, here it is. [09:20] mom     Hina-chan, you're so stingy... [09:27] haya     Wow... [09:29] hina     It's a bit of a mess, but my sister doesn't come home, so you can use it. [09:34] haya     I'm sorry to impose on you like this. [09:38] hina     You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. [09:40] haya     I see... [09:44] hina     Anyway, there's something I want to ask you. [09:47] haya     Huh? [09:47] hina     I'll come by later. [09:54] haya     It's not as big as the Sanzenin mansion, but Hinagiku-san's place is still pretty huge... [10:04] haya     I wonder what Ojou-sama is up to right now... [10:09] nagi     This room feels kinda big when Hayate isn't around. [10:14] mari     Why don't you ask him to come back if you're lonely? [10:18] mari     I'm sure Hayate-kun would happily come back if you called him. [10:22] nagi     No, that won't do. [10:25] nagi     There are things you can get over in a single night and things you can't. [10:28] nagi     My heart won't heal in a night... [10:34] mari     A girl's heart is complicated when she's going through puberty. You sure don't have it easy, Hayate-kun... [10:40] narr     The long night is still far from over. [10:50] haya     352, 353, 354, 355, 356, 357, 358... [11:00] hina     So you do take training seriously after all. [11:00] haya     359, 360... [11:04] haya     Hinagiku-san! [11:06] hina     I'm coming in! [11:10] hina     But if you sweat that much, don't you feel all uncomfortable if you don't take a bath afterwards? [11:16] hina     Here you go. [11:17] haya     Oh, thank you. [11:20] haya     Wait, it looks like Hinagiku-san has just got out of the bath... [11:24] hina     You were studying as well. You really are dedicated. [11:29] haya     With the doors closed... late at night... just the two of us... [11:33] haya     The faint waft of her shampoo... [11:36] haya     Th-This is... [11:39] hina     Hey, you got this one wrong. [11:41] haya     What? [11:43] hina     "What"? [11:45] hina     Are you even listening to me? [11:47] haya     O-Of course I am! [11:49] hina     Ah, this one's wrong too. [11:51] haya     I've always known she was pretty, but looking at her like this, Hinagiku-san really is stunning. [11:58] haya     Oh no, what the hell am I thinking? [12:03] haya     Eeks! [12:04] hina     Are you going to listen to me or not? [12:06] haya     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [12:09] haya     By the way, you said you wanted to ask me something earlier. [12:13] haya     Wh-What was it? [12:16] hina     I, um... [12:21] hina     More importantly, [12:23] hina     how are you going to pass the next test if you make this many mistakes?! [12:26] haya     Er... Right! [12:28] hina     I'll check it for you, so start studying. [12:31] haya     Y-Yes, miss! [12:33] hina     For this question, first you have to... [12:34] haya     Um... um... [12:38] hina     And then, you use this equation and... [12:40] haya     Yes! [12:41] hina     What I wanted to ask... [12:43] hina     I wanted to ask you whether... [12:46] hina     the smile on that girl's face - the girl who confessed to you on Valentine's Day - did her happiness mean... [12:52] hina     that you're now going out with her? [12:57] hina     What would asking something like that achieve anyway?! [13:00] haya     I'm finished. [13:03] hina     Never mind. [13:04] haya     What? [13:06] hina     This... this is all pointless anyway. [13:10] hina     Good night. [13:14] haya     Am I that bad at schoolwork? [13:23] hina     Why am I getting all flustered? [13:26] hina     It's not like it matters to me who Ayasaki-kun is dating. [13:31] hina     He's not even my type and I don't feel anything like that for him anyway... [13:37] hina     It's only on my mind because it feels like a friend of mine has got herself a boyfriend... [13:46] hina     There's nothing more to it than that... [13:52] narr     And the person that the Student Council President was worrying over is... [13:57] nish     Hayate-kun... [13:59] narr     She may have confessed her love to him, but in the end, she just fled... [14:03] narr     from her stagnant reality into a strange dream world. [14:07] nish     Is it okay for me to do this? What about here? [14:13] narr     The night lazily drifts onwards. [14:21] mom     Hina-chan, please go wake up Ayasaki-kun. [14:24] hina     Gotcha! [14:29] hina     Hey, Ayasaki-kun... [14:31] hina     Time for breakfast! [14:33] haya     Hinagiku-san. [14:35] hina     Why on earth did you pull an all-nighter? [14:38] ---     Right... [14:40] haya     Because my grades... [14:44] haya     Thanks for the food. [14:52] hina     By the way, where are you going to stay tonight? [14:54] hina     If you have nowhere else to go, I don't mind you staying here again. [14:57] hina     It looks like that woman over there would like that too. [15:04] haya     If I'm not imposing too much... [15:06] hina     It's no trouble for us, but is it really all right? [15:09] haya     What do you mean? [15:12] hina     I'm obviously talking about you keeping your distance from that cute girl of yours. [15:17] haya     Well, it's probably best that I stay out of her hair for a while... [15:23] haya     I mean, she's still all embarrassed that I saw her naked... [15:25] haya     Plus, as a guy, it's not a good idea to be clingy... [15:31] mari     What's the matter, Nagi? Have you caught a cold? [15:34] nagi     No, my nose was just a little itchy. [15:38] mari     It's because you're always staying up all night. [15:42] mari     Oh, we have a visitor. [15:47] mari     Sorry for making you wait. [15:49] yuki     Here, this is Ayasaki-kun's coat. [15:53] mari     Katsura-sensei, why do you have it? [15:56] yuki     It's complicated, but I decided that it's wrong for a teacher to rip off a student of hers. [16:03] mari     Excuse me? [16:04] wife     Um... [16:11] nagi     What's with all this small change? [16:13] mari     Oh, it's nothing to worry about. [16:19] mari     The money they paid back adds up to exactly one million yen. [16:22] mari     That's the money I gave to Hayate-kun for accommodation yesterday. [16:26] mari     That means... [16:28] mari     Where are you staying, Hayate-kun? [16:37] miki     Good morning, Hina... and Hayata-kun? [16:41] both     Good morning. [16:42] miki     This is an odd turn of events. You guys are getting along well so early in the morning. [16:47] hina     Wh-What are you talking about? [16:51] hina     Listen, don't tell anyone that you're staying at my place! [16:55] haya     Of course I won't! [16:57] miki     By the way, Hayata-kun. How come you aren't in your butler outfit today? [17:03] haya     Well, you see, it's because I always leave my school uniform at school and... [17:08] miki     You didn't answer my question... [17:12] miki     Never mind. Here's the work I told you about yesterday, Hina. [17:17] hina     Oh, that thing. It's due today, isn't it? [17:20] hina     Okay, I'll get right on it. You two go ahead to class. [17:24] haya     All right. [17:30] miki     What's up? [17:31] haya     Oh, nothing. I just find it amazing... [17:33] haya     how she can switch to Student Council Mode in an instant. [17:37] miki     Of course it's amazing. [17:39] miki     There are only two people including Hina who have ever become Student Council President as freshmen. [17:45] Haya     I see. [17:46] Haya     That reminds me. Ojou-sama once told me... [17:49] Haya     about an amazing grade-skipping student who held the presidency for two consecutive terms. [17:53] miki     That's right. As you can see, only the most prodigious people... [17:56] miki     can handle the role of president here at Hakuou. [18:03] mari     Have I caught a cold? [18:06] mari     Anyway, I have to at least find out where he's staying. [18:14] haya     Ayasaki speaking. [18:16] mari     Ah, Hayate-kun? [18:17] haya     Ma-Maria-san... [18:20] mari     I just wanted to ask you something. [18:23] haya     What should I do? [18:24] haya     How can I possibly explain that I've lost a million yen in a single day? [18:30] mari     Hayate-kun? [18:33] haya     Sorry, the line's breaking up! [18:36] haya     And class is about to start! [18:45] mari     This seems to be another disaster gathering speed. [18:52] mari     He's at school right now, so I guess I can try this plan out. [19:07] mari     Yes, this is perfect. [19:10] mari     Now I can observe Hayate-kun from the shadows. [19:16] mari     I haven't worn this for ages, but I think I still look pretty good in it. [19:23] mari     Let's face it, I was only ten when I was the Hakuou Student Council President... [19:29] mari     Compared to back then, I think it looks better on me now. [19:33] mari     Anyway, let's go infiltrate his school! [19:41] boy     Who's that cutie? [19:43] boy     Which class is that babe in? [19:46] boy     Have you ever seen her here before? [19:48] boy     Maybe she's a transfer student. [19:49] mari     Hm, it looks like I'm still attracting attention even though I'm wearing my school uniform... [19:54] mari     Wait, I've got it. [19:57] mari     If I use this disguise... [20:08] mari     Oh my... [20:13] haya     I used a pretty pathetic excuse to hang up on Maria-san. [20:18] haya     That wasn't good. [20:21] haya     But it's not like I can tell her I lost all that money... [20:24] haya     and that I'm actually staying at Hinagiku-san's house... [20:29] haya     Eeks! [20:31] hina     If you make a boring face like that, you'll end up having a boring life. [20:36] hina     You already have a face that looks like it attracts misfortune. [20:41] haya     Thank you very much. [20:44] hina     Drink up and snap out of it. [20:46] hina     Anyway, I've still got some Student Council work left to do. [20:55] haya     I can't just stay at her place without paying her back somehow. [20:58] haya     Maybe I should give Hinagiku-san a hand with her work. [21:06] mari     This should do the trick. [21:08] mari     Now, let's start the search for Hayate-kun. [21:13] mari     The clock tower... how nostalgic... [21:19] mari     I'm already here, so I might as well take a look up there. [21:30] mari     Hayate-kun... [21:35] ---     Umm... [21:36] haya     Um, are you going up? Which floor? [21:41] mari     Is it possible that he doesn't recognize me? [21:45] haya     For a moment, I was sure she was Maria-san, [21:48] ---     but Maria-san wouldn't be caught dead in a weird outfit like that. [21:51] mari     Top floor, please. [21:55] haya     It must be someone else. [21:58] mari     He really hasn't recognized me! [22:00] mari     Well, well, this certainly tickles my mischievous side... [22:06] narr     She was supposed to observe from a distance, but the mischievous maid has decided on a different approach. [22:10] narr     And it looks like something's about to happen that will send our protagonist straight into the arms of romance! [22:18] nagi     Hey Maria. I want some tea! [22:23] nagi     Maria! [22:25] narr     However, the heroine is completely out of the picture and her voice echoes around the mansion in solitude. [22:31] nagi     Maria? [24:06] haya     It looks like Hinagiku-san always has a lot of work to do for the Student Council. [24:10] miki     Hayata-kun, it looks like you're finally going to find out the truth. [24:15] miki     The Hakuou Gakuin Student Council is actually... [24:17] miki     a secret commando unit that fights evil underground organizations. [24:20] haya     What? [24:21] miki     Hina's also the avatar of Valfy, the reincarnation of Joan of Arc! [24:25] haya     Are you serious?! [24:27] miki     No, of course I'm lying. [24:29] miki     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan. 7 - Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] nagi     Even when I'm on my own... [01:34] nagi     I can still make some tea! [01:41] narr     At the moment, Ojou-sama is all by herself. [01:45] narr     Her butler has been given a few days off... [01:48] narr     and has somehow ended up staying at the Student Council President's house. [01:51] narr     Her maid, concerned about his whereabouts, has disguised herself and has infiltrated the school! [01:56] narr     Because of this, Ojou-sama finds herself all alone in her mansion. [02:17] nagi     Maria! Hayate! [02:19] nagi     Hurry up and come back home! SIGN    Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan [02:34] mari     Excuse me, are you a member of the Student Council? [02:37] haya     No, I'm not. [02:39] mari     Oh, but isn't there a rule that says only members of the Student Council are allowed to come up here? [02:45] haya     W-Well, that's true, but I'm indebted to the President of the Student Council... [02:52] haya     so I thought I should probably help her out a bit. [02:55] mari     Oh? Does that mean that you're in love with her? [03:02] haya     Wh-What are you talking about?! That's completely and utterly absurd! [03:06] mari     The fact that you're denying it so strongly makes you suspicious. [03:10] haya     I-It's not like that! [03:12] haya     I mean, she's pretty and cool, so I guess I admire her a bit, but that doesn't mean... [03:18] haya     I'm in love or anything... [03:22] haya     What I mean to say is... um... [03:25] mari     Oh, Hayate-kun's such a cutie. [03:29] mari     For some reason, that just makes me want to tease him even more. [03:34] mari     Excuse me... [03:38] haya     What? It stopped? [03:40] mari     Oh, this elevator's quite old, so it stops randomly every once in a while. [03:47] mari     Let's see... When it stops, you have to... [03:52] haya     She is Maria-san after all? [03:54] haya     But, why?! [03:56] haya     Did she come here to come check on me because I hung up on her? [04:01] haya     Or maybe she came here to scold me? [04:04] haya     Th-This is bad. I've got no choice but to take the direct approach and apologize. [04:08] haya     Excuse me! [04:13] mari     Wh-What's he doing? [04:15] mari     Is he getting strange ideas because we're all alone? [04:19] mari     Y-You can't do this all of the sudden! [04:21] haya     I'm sorry this is so sudden, but I have to... [04:35] hina     It's all fixed now. Are you all okay in there? [04:41] hina     Wh-What are you doing, Ayasaki-kun? [04:44] haya     What? No, this isn't what it looks... [04:47] hina     What? Hey! Wait, Ayasaki-kun! [04:58] haya     Maria-san, why are you here? [05:02] haya     And doing c-cosplay as well... [05:06] mari     It's not cosplay! [05:08] mari     This is a perfectly normal outfit for a seventeen year old to be wearing! [05:11] haya     S-Sorry. You just seem more mature, so... [05:16] mari     You realize I only came here because I was worried about you. [05:21] haya     Worried about... me? [05:25] mari     That's right. [05:26] mari     To tell you the truth, the money I gave you... [05:31] mari     Why are you crying, Hayate-kun?! [05:33] haya     Because... because... [05:36] haya     Nobody has ever worried about me before, so... [05:40] haya     But you were worried about me and you even dressed up in that embarrassing uniform just for me... [05:46] mari     He's not trying to be unkind. He doesn't mean it... [05:49] mari     But, Hayate-kun, what are you- [05:56] mari     Yes? Oh, Nagi? [05:59] mari     What? The room's all messed up? [06:01] mari     O-Okay. I'll come home right away! [06:06] mari     Um, Hayate-kun, I... [06:09] haya     I'm fine! [06:10] haya     I won't make you worry anymore! [06:13] mari     Then, please come back home tomorrow evening. [06:17] haya     With bells on! [06:19] haya     I let my guard down because I was on my day off. [06:23] haya     However, I'm a butler for the Sanzenins at all times! [06:27] haya     Which means that freeloading at Hinagiku-san's house... [06:31] ---     is a disgrace to all butlers! [06:39] hina     I can't believe Ayasaki-kun... [06:42] hina     He's doing stuff like that with another girl, [06:45] hina     even though he already has a girlfriend... [06:47] hina     I'll have to give him an earful or else I'll be disgracing... [06:50] hina     every single Hakuou Gakuin Student Council President! [06:52] haya     Oh, Hinagiku-san! [06:54] haya     You've had a long day. [06:56] haya     Are you on your way home? You must be tired. [06:59] hina     Ayasaki-kun! [07:00] hina     You... [07:01] haya     By the way, what's your favorite dish? [07:05] hina     What? My favorite dish? [07:07] haya     Yes. [07:10] hina     Curry and hamburger steak, I guess... [07:13] haya     So you like boy's foods, do you? [07:17] hina     What's wrong with that?! [07:20] hina     Anyway, why are you so interested in my favorite foods? [07:22] haya     Your mother asked me to prepare dinner. [07:26] hina     What? Does that mean... [07:28] haya     Yes, your mother was suddenly called into work tonight. [07:35] hina     Does that mean it's just going to be the two of us tonight? [07:38] haya     No, Katsura-sensei said she'd be coming over this evening. [07:42] haya     I see. [07:43] haya     No, not that one. You gotta get the sweet curry sauce over there. [07:48] haya     Oh, I didn't realize you had the tastebuds of a child. [07:52] hina     I-It's not like that at all! [07:55] hina     Come on, Ayasaki-kun, let's go home! [07:57] haya     Yes, ma'am, Hinagiku-san. [07:59] narr     What on earth? What's with all this lovey-dovey high school chatter? [08:07] hina     Man, at this rate, everything's going to go at Ayasaki-kun's pace. [08:14] hina     I guess I should give him a piece of my mind after all. [08:20] haya     Right! As a Sanzenin butler, [08:23] haya     I have to make the world's best curry and hamburger steak. [08:25] hina     Hold up, Ayasaki-kun! [08:29] haya     Hinagiku-san? [08:30] hina     I can't stand people cooking for me, so I'm going to cook as well. [08:35] haya     But... [08:36] hina     No buts! Let's split the cooking. You do the curry, I'll do the hamburger steak! [08:41] haya     Gotcha. [08:44] haya     Hinagiku-san, do you eat celery? [08:47] hina     Of course I do! I'm not that much of a kid, you know! [08:50] haya     Wow, you're good at cutting onions. [08:53] hina     Idiot. Pass me that carrot, will you? [08:55] haya     Here you go. [08:56] narr     Now, you're talking softly like newlyweds. What is it with you two?! [09:03] haya     Hinagiku-san, I'm done over here. [09:06] hina     I'm done as well! [09:11] haya     E-Exquisite! Hinagiku-san, you're a great cook! [09:14] hina     This is incredible! Ayasaki-kun, you're a great cook too! [09:23] hina     Um, l-let's... [09:25] haya     ...set the table, shall we? [09:28] narr     Lovey-lovey-dovey! How embarrassing!     So embarrassing! Too embarrassing! [09:36] haya     Anyway, it seems like Katsura-sensei still hasn't arrived... [09:41] hina     Yeah... [09:45] hina     I-I'll make some tea. [09:47] haya     Oh, don't worry, I'll do it! [09:59] yuki     Hey, Pops! [10:02] yuki     Bring me some money! [10:04] oya     I can serve you booze, but money... [10:21] haya     Um... [10:34] hina     But thinking about it, he's already got a girlfriend. [10:39] hina     So I suppose there's nothing to worry about. [10:47] hina     A girlfriend, huh? [10:50] hina     Oh yeah, Ayasaki-kun, do you want to take a bath? [10:55] haya     Y-You mean... together? [10:58] hina     What exactly are you thinking? Of course I don't mean that. [11:04] hina     Do you want to take a bath together? [11:07] haya     What? [11:08] haya     I... nah oboe hire... [11:11] hina     Try answering in English... [11:14] hina     So anyway, who would you rather get in the bath with? [11:18] hina     Me, Maria-san or that girl, Nishizawa-san? [11:24] haya     Wow! Well, I, um... [11:27] hina     In that case, how about my older sister? [11:30] haya     That's a definite no. [11:32] yuki     What did you say?! [11:35] hina     Honestly! You shouldn't be so easily swayed when you have a girlfriend. [11:40] haya     What? [11:41] hina     You'll only end up hurting her. [11:43] haya     But I don't have one... [11:45] haya     Um, I don't actually have a girlfriend. [11:49] hina     What? [11:54] nagi     It's not like I can't make a cup of tea myself! [11:58] nagi     It's just that I let my guard down a little... [12:00] mari     Of course. [12:02] mari     Anyway, I'm glad that it was only the kitchen that was wrecked. [12:05] nagi     Geez. This and everything else is all Hayate's fault... [12:09] mari     That reminds me... I forgot to ask Hayate-kun where he was staying. [12:17] hina     You don't have a what? [12:19] haya     Like I said, I don't have a girlfriend. [12:24] hina     What? What do you mean you don't have one?! [12:27] hina     I thought you were going out with that Nishizawa-san girl! [12:29] haya     What? Wh-Why do you think I'm going out with her all of a sudden? [12:33] hina     You can stop lying to me! I know she confessed to you on Valentine's Day. [12:39] haya     Well, she did, but I didn't answer her... or rather... [12:44] haya     I was told I didn't have to answer... so I couldn't give her an answer... [12:54] hina     Wait a minute. That means those two really aren't going out? [12:58] hina     I jumped to conclusions... [13:03] hina     and ended up bringing a single guy home with me and now, we're all alone late at night! [13:07] haya     Um, Hinagiku-san? [13:10] hina     Yes? How can I help? [13:11] haya     Um... you... [13:13] hina     Oh yeah, Ayasaki-kun, would you like some ice cream? [13:16] hina     You do, don't you? [13:16] haya     U-Umm... [13:17] hina     I'll go out and buy some for you! [13:23] cler     Thank you very much. [13:31] hina     This has thrown me off balance. [13:33] hina     I never even considered that they might not be dating... [13:36] hina     But I wonder why I'm feeling a little... [13:50] hina     You're... [13:51] nish     O-Oh! It's Hakuou's Student Council President. [13:54] nish     What are you doing here? [13:56] nish     Oh, perhaps you were chasing the same baked yam cart I was, [13:57] nish     Wait up! Wait up! [13:59] nish     and when you came to, you realized you were in someplace you didn't know? [14:04] hina     No, I don't have any exciting backstory like that. [14:07] nish     Oh, I see. Do you want a baked yam? [14:11] hina     No, not right now. [14:14] hina     This is really bad. [14:16] narr     At this moment, the thought going through Hinagiku's mind was that, [14:20] narr     at this rate, Nishizawa-san would somehow find out that Hayate is staying at her house, [14:23] narr     and that she'd get completely the wrong idea. [14:26] narr     Then, things would start getting really complicated, like they do in romantic comedies! [14:32] ---     That's the way we're heading! [14:34] hina     I've gotta make sure she doesn't get the wrong idea about what's going on! [14:38] haya     Ah, Hinagiku-san. The bath's ready for you. [14:42] narr     What an incorrigible klutz. [14:45] hina     Ayasaki-kun! [14:46] haya     Hm? Oh, Nishizawa-san? [14:49] nish     Oh, um... um... [14:55] hina     N-No, it's not what you think! [14:59] nish     S-Sorry for intruding! [15:00] hina     Wait a minute! [15:01] haya     Um... [15:02] hina     Geez! Hold this! [15:05] nish     I see. I didn't even know. [15:07] nish     If Hayate-kun's at the Student Council President's house, that means... [15:11] nish     those two are already newlyweds! [15:15] narr     You're wrong. [15:16] nish     And then I come along, totally oblivious, and try to make him commit adultery! [15:21] narr     I just said that you're wrong! [15:23] hina     Hey, hold your horses! [15:27] nish     Why are you chasing me? [15:29] hina     Because you're running away! [15:31] nish     Just leave me alone! Someone like me should just waste away... [15:35] nish     in an unfamiliar part of town with a baked yam in my hand! [15:38] hina     That's not what I meant! [15:40] hina     Why don't you stay over at my house too? [15:41] nish     What? [15:43] hina     Isn't that a better idea than endlessly worrying about a half-baked misunderstanding? [15:49] nish     B-But, I could never intrude on your love nest... [15:54] hina     Could you not refer to us like we're doing it? [15:57] hina     Besides, if you're really in love with Ayasaki-kun, why are you surrendering so easily? [16:04] nish     That's against the rules, isn't it? Saying something like that to a person's face. [16:08] hina     Man, you're just too darn cute! [16:13] nish     But, are you really sure it's okay for me to stay over? [16:17] hina     It's fine. Besides, I don't like the idea of a teenage boy and a girl being left to their own devices at night. [16:25] nish     So, does that mean you're not really in love with Hayate-kun? [16:32] hina     O-Of course I'm not! [16:34] hina     Why should I... um... [16:38] cat     Meow! [16:38] hina     Meow? [16:48] haya     Ah, Hinagiku-san, welcome home. [16:51] haya     Wait... [16:52] haya     What?! [16:54] hina     Wh-What should we do? [16:58] nish     Ah! It's so adorable! [17:00] haya     I'm pretty relieved it's got a clean bill of health. [17:03] hina     Thank you. You saved me. [17:06] nish     Hayate-kun, you seem to know lots about this. [17:09] haya     No, I'm just used to it. [17:12] hina     By the way, isn't this the first time you guys have seen each other since Valentine's Day? [17:26] nish     Ah, the kitten must be hungry! Hungry! Don't we have to feed it?! [17:31] haya     All right, I'll go buy some food. I know a good place we use at our house! I can put it on our tab! [17:39] nish     Th-Thanks. [17:41] hina     What are you doing? I just changed the conversation for you. [17:45] nish     W-Well, I hadn't prepared myself yet... [17:49] nish     I'm a bit calmer now, though. [17:52] hina     Hmm? Why? [17:53] nish     Because you're not in love with Hayate-kun. [17:57] hina     Oh... [17:58] nish     I think Hayate-kun's got a real weakness for girls like you. [18:04] hina     R-Really? [18:06] nish     Yes! Hayate-kun basically can't get enough of mature women! [18:11] nish     Especially girls who are reliable, pretty and kind.     They turn his legs to mush the instant he sees them! [18:18] hina     But the fact that you love him even though you know that must mean that you're deeply in love with him. [18:25] nish     I-I already told you that you can't say those things to a person's face! [18:31] hina     Your cute side kinda makes me want to root for you. [18:37] nish     Y-You really mean that? [18:39] hina     Yes. [18:41] hina     That's right. She's serious about him. I can just... [18:48] nish     But, someone needs to root for Hayate-kun too. [18:52] hina     Why's that? [18:54] nish     Hayate-kun doesn't have a home, [18:56] nish     so whenever he can't go back to the mansion, he's left out in the cold. [18:59] hina     What about Ayasaki-kun's parents? Thinking about it, why is he even working as a butler? [19:04] nish     Oh, Katsura-san, you didn't know? [19:07] nish     Hayate-kun's parents dumped a one hundred and fifty million yen debt on Hayate-kun and disappeared. [19:15] nish     He's got it bad. Even though he never shows it... [19:23] nish     Oh, looks like he's back. [19:27] hina     There are things you can recognize in a glance. [19:31] hina     Maybe that's what's been bugging me all along... [19:34] hina     Because I vaguely sensed that... [19:37] haya     Nishizawa-san, Hinagiku-san. I'm back. [19:42] hina     He might be... [19:46] ---     burdened with the same pain I am... [19:51] hina     Ayasaki-kun... [19:54] haya     Hinagiku-san... [19:56] haya     That kitten's peeing all over you. [20:05] nish     Excuse me, [20:07] ---     I'll leave a change of clothes here for you. [20:10] hina     Oh, thank you very much. [20:12] nish     Don't mention it. [20:15] hina     Hey, [20:17] ---     aren't you going to ask him for an answer to your Valentine's confession? [20:26] nish     Oh... [20:28] nish     Well, I kinda already know the answer, so for now... [20:36] nish     my tactic is to just put it off! [20:39] nish     You see, if I can create a relationship where we're more than friends, but not quite lovers, then... [20:44] nish     if we're around each other for long enough, at some point... [20:48] nish     Hayate-kun might have a moment of insanity or something... [20:52] nish     I bet I wouldn't have to resort to such lame tactics if I was as cool as you, [20:59] nish     and then, I wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this... [21:05] hina     I worry as well... [21:06] hina     I'm really not cool at all... [21:14] hina     Hey, can you call me Hinagiku from now on? [21:19] nish     What? [21:22] hina     In return, I'll call you Ayumu, okay? [21:29] hina     I'm going to root for you. [21:32] nish     A-All right, instead of Katsura-san, I'll call you H-Hina-san! [21:39] hina     Why are you still adding "san" to the end? [21:43] nagi     So, Hayate's coming home tomorrow? [21:45] mari     Yes, that's right. [21:47] nagi     I guess I'm looking forward to it a little bit. [21:49] mari     You're not still embarrassed about him seeing you naked, are you? [21:53] nagi     Well, maybe just a little bit.. [21:56] nagi     But I'm more worried about not being able to see Hayate's face... [22:05] mari     For now, your relationship is like patchwork, [22:10] ---     but I'm rooting for you... [22:14] mari     I hope your feelings will reach him someday. [22:19] hina     What? Kittens have to be fed milk every three hours? [22:24] haya     Yes. [22:28] nish     It looks like we're not gonna get any sleep tonight, are we? [24:06] hina     Sorry for making you wait. The preparations took longer than I expected. [24:10] hina     Okay, okay, don't cling to me like that. [24:14] hina     You'll get what you want in a moment. [24:16] hina     Here you go. Here's your milk. [24:19] hina     Ah, you really know how to sound cute! [24:22] hina     Oh, that's right, the preview! [24:24] hina     Apparently, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Shiranui Is Here. [24:29] hina     You're just too darn cute, meow! 8 - Shiranui Is Here Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:38] hina     Okay, but you've got to take care of him, you hear? [01:41] haya     Don't look so gloomy. Your mother's allergic to cats, so it can't be helped. [01:47] hina     I'm sorry. I'll definitely find good parents for you. [01:53] haya     I'm going to ask Ojou-sama if we can keep him. [01:57] hina     Okay. [01:59] haya     That reminds me. How can I repay you for putting up with me for the last two days? [02:04] ---     Is there anything I can do? [02:06] hina     Forget about it. [02:09] mom     Her birthday's March 3rd! [02:13] hina     Whoa! Wh-Where did you spring from? [02:16] hina     You're a total mess because of your cat allergies. [02:19] haya     So your birthday's March 3rd. [02:23] mom     Yep. So, if you want to express your gratitude, that's your chance! [02:27] hina     Wh-What do you mean by "chance"? [02:30] haya     Then, I'll try to think of a good present to give you. [02:34] hina     Geez, I just told you it didn't matter... [02:38] haya     But it matters to me. [02:42] hina     Well, I guess I should just look forward to it then. [02:46] haya     Please do! Anyway, thanks for everything! [02:51] narr     In short, this episode's story revolves around this little kitten and the big scene he causes. SIGN    Shiranui is Here [03:10] nagi     Oh, has Hayate come home? [03:16] nagi     Welcome home, Hayate! [03:18] nagi     I'm sorry for making you leave on my account... [03:23] haya     Long time no see, Ojou-sama. [03:39] nagi     Whoa! Wh-What's that, Hayate?! [03:46] nagi     Hayate! Look! This is a kitten! It's a kitten! A kitten! [03:51] nagi     Did you pick up a kitten?! [03:52] haya     Ah, yes. I suppose I did... [03:55] nagi     I won't allow it, Hayate! [03:57] nagi     Kittens... Kittens are bad! [04:00] haya     Ah, I guess it was a bad idea after all. [04:08] haya     Um, Ojou-sama? [04:10] nagi     No, it's fine! [04:11] nagi     Of course I'll allow it, Hayate! [04:14] haya     Um, so will you or won't you? [04:21] nagi     Anyway, it's pretty unexpected to bring home a kitten, Hayate. [04:25] haya     Yes, I'm really sorry. [04:27] nagi     But, don't worry about it. I'll raise this kitten properly as a Sanzenin cat. [04:33] haya     Raise it? You mean you're going to keep it as a pet? [04:36] nagi     Yep. Leave it to me. [04:38] nagi     I'll take full responsibility for raising Shiranui! SIGN    Name: Shiranui (Kanji: White Wild Dignity) [04:45] haya     Shiranui? You do realize it's a black cat, don't you? [04:51] nagi     Don't worry, it's a perfect name because there's a white spot right here. [04:56] haya     But, what will Maria-san say? [05:00] nagi     Don't worry about her either! Everyone knows that black cats and witches go hand-in-hand. [05:04] mari     Hold it right there. [05:06] mari     Who exactly are you calling a witch? Hm? [05:10] mari     Anyway, I won't object, but... [05:13] mari     I think you've forgotten something... [05:15] nagi     Forgotten what? [05:17] mari     We have another big cat in the mansion. [05:24] narr     Indeed, Tama is the Sanzenin's pet! [05:29] tama     Man, stop freaking out. It's not like I'm going to eat the little guy or anything. [05:34] narr     Tama can speak Japanese, but the story requires that only Hayate knows this. [05:40] narr     I'm just filling in some exposition for people who might have forgotten! [05:43] haya     Hm, you're pretty composed. [05:46] tama     It's because I'm an adult. That brat's got nothing on me. Besides, can you even fathom how much time... [05:50] tama     Besides, can you even fathom how much time Ojou-sama and I spend together? [05:54] tama     I used to sleep next to her when she couldn't sleep. [05:57] tama     And even now, I have to console her when she's sad or else she'll never be happy again. [06:05] nagi     Hey, Tama! [06:07] tama     See what I mean? [06:10] tama     It's a tough life being so popular. [06:13] nagi     Hey Tama, so this is where you've been hiding. [06:19] nagi     I've got something to tell you. Don't come up to my room for a while... [06:25] nagi     because you'll scare Shiranui. [06:28] nagi     So yeah, don't come to my bedroom under any circumstances. [06:31] nagi     Sleep by yourself for a while, you got that? [06:35] nagi     Okay, see ya. [06:43] haya     Um, Tama-san? [06:47] tama     Let's see... which of these will go best with kitten? [06:51] haya     Hey, I thought you said you were an adult! [06:54] tama     Shut up! [06:55] tama     No matter what anyone says, I'm Ojou-sama's number one! [06:59] tama     That's why I refuse to allow any man or any cat to come between us! [07:11] haya     Ojou-sama, you're pretty good at that. [07:14] nagi     Yeah, I used to spend a lot of time with Tama when he was young. [07:18] haya     I see... [07:20] nagi     It was a lot of work. I gave him milk, fed him, cleaned out his litter tray, played with him, [07:27] nagi     and slept with him... SIGN    Mobile Suits [07:29] nagi     I showed him entire series full of: mobile suits; ultimate all-purpose humanoid weapons; SIGN    Ultimate all-purpose humanoid weapons SIGN    Mobile battleships [07:32] nagi     mobile battleships; revolutionary girls; cybernetic machines; SIGN    Revolutionary girls SIGN    Cybernetic machines SIGN    Students raising children [07:36] nagi     students raising children; nine stone and seven stone combo droids... SIGN    9st and 7st SIGN    Combo droids SIGN    To relive that touching time... SIGN    He finished all those series SIGN    Made him befriend monsters [07:42] nagi     I made him: befriend monsters; SIGN    Job swap! [07:43] nagi     beat an entire game series where you can swap jobs; SIGN    Beat SIGN    Faced crazed zombies [07:47] nagi     fight zombie hordes with only a knife as a weapon; SIGN    with only a knife SIGN    in his hand [07:49] nagi     go to the arcade to play against game wizards; SIGN    Fight to the death at the arcade with her rivals SIGN    PC games SIGN    Imaginary villages [07:51] nagi     fight battles to the death in imaginary villages on the PC; SIGN    Repeating fights to the death SIGN    Rowdy dancing SIGN    Mushrooms and 037 texts [07:54] nagi     collect all the mushrooms and 037 texts; SIGN    All collected SIGN    Dawn SIGN    Mitsumi's SIGN    Doujinshi [07:57] nagi     buy Mitsumi doujinshi at dawn... SIGN    Take the first train! [08:00] haya     I see... [08:02] nagi     It was pretty tough... [08:04] haya     So that's why he turned out the way he did... [08:08] haya     By the way, concerning Tama... [08:11] haya     I think he's feeling a little jealous at the moment. [08:14] nagi     Jealous? [08:15] haya     I suppose it's pretty much like how an older kid sulks... [08:19] haya     when they get a younger brother or sister. [08:23] nagi     Ah, that cat... [08:25] nagi     Well, I'll make up for it and play with Tama later. [08:28] nagi     Hayate, watch Shiranui for a while. [08:31] haya     Where are you going, Ojou-sama? [08:33] nagi     Oh, I'm just going to take a bath. [08:36] haya     Ah, a bath. [08:38] nagi     Yes, a ba- [08:47] nagi     You idiot! [08:49] nagi     Why did you remind me of that?! [08:51] haya     What? [08:52] nagi     Forget it! Just watch Shiranui for me! [08:54] haya     Yes! [08:55] nagi     Sheesh. [09:02] haya     But, what's Tama got up his sleeve? [09:04] haya     He should know that he'll be in danger of being kicked out if he does anything to Shiranui. [09:10] tama     That's why I thought up this gem. [09:18] haya     Tama, what the... [09:21] tama     I know very well that doing away with him won't do anything. [09:26] tama     That's why I have to execute my plan to get Ojou-sama to hate him so that she throws him out! [09:31] haya     A plan to get her to hate him? [09:37] haya     The only reason Ojou-sama would kick Shiranui out would be... SIGN    Manga SIGN    Title 6 SIGN    Magical Girl! [09:42] haya     I get it now! [09:44] ---     You're talking about the notebook that Ojou-sama draws her manga in... [09:49] tama     That's correct! I'm going to rip it to shreds... [09:52] tama     and use these "Footprint Stamps" to place the blame on him. [09:57] haya     You dirtbag! [09:58] haya     I'm not going to let you get away with this... SIGN    Rip, rip, rip [10:07] haya     Shiranui! [10:08] tama     Why would you actually do that?! [10:10] haya     If Ojou-sama finds out... [10:18] nagi     What are you ripping up there, Tama?! [10:26] nagi     That's the manga I drew, isn't it? [10:29] nagi     And you dared to... SIGN    You got it all wrong!     It's a misunderstanding! [10:39] nagi     Stupid cats like you should roast in cages for a while! [10:46] haya     Give it up. It's karma. [10:49] nagi     Man, what a stupid cat. Honestly... [10:59] narr     Exactly as planned! [11:07] nagi     Shut it, Tama. Reflect on your actions. [11:10] narr     Ah, Tama's cruel fate! That's what we're pretending this episode is about... [11:15] narr     but actually, the second half is all about the moe factor! [11:29] isu     Oh, a kitten? [11:31] nagi     Yeah, Hayate found him yesterday. He's about a month old. [11:37] isu     I see. [11:38] nagi     It's a black male, and he's really tiny and cute. [11:43] wata     Well, Tama used to be cute too. [11:47] nagi     What are you talking about? He might be a little mischievous, but he's still cute! [11:52] wata     If you let this weirdo raise him, she's going to produce yet another messed-up cat. [11:57] haya     I'll watch out for that. [11:59] nagi     Oi! Tama's cute, and I am good at raising cats! [12:03] haya     Yes, got it. [12:06] isu     But... a kitten, you say... [12:09] isu     I bet it's cute. [12:19] isu     Who was that just now? [12:21] nagi     What's wrong, Isumi? [12:24] isu     Oh, I was just thinking that I should come over and see him. [12:27] nagi     Do you want to come over after school then? [12:30] isu     Yes, I'll come by after I've gone home and changed. [12:33] nagi     Changed? [12:35] nagi     You change even though you're blatantly ignoring school rules and wearing your own clothes? [12:40] isu     I'm not ignoring them, it's just... [12:44] haya     Now you mention it, you're not wearing your uniform, are you? How come? [12:50] isu     Well, that's because... [12:53] isu     Skirts are kinda floaty and embarrassing... [13:00] nagi     Basically, she doesn't like the uniform. [13:03] haya     I see! [13:04] haya     You're a freedom fighter who doesn't abide by rules! [13:09] isu     Anyway, I'll come over later. [13:12] nagi     Okay, I'll be expecting you. [13:14] haya     We'll be expecting you. [13:22] mari     Oh, Isumi-san, welcome. [13:27] isu     Good afternoon. [13:30] mari     Isumi-san, do you like cats as well? [13:33] isu     Yes, but Tama's the only kitten I've seen before, so I'm looking forward to meeting the new kitten. [13:40] mari     I see. [13:44] isu     Um... [13:46] mari     Yes? [13:47] isu     I feel a twisted aura emanating from this room. [13:53] mari     Oh, don't worry about that room. [14:04] tama     I'm innocent! Ojou, please believe me. [14:16] mari     Nagi, Isumi-san's here. [14:20] nagi     Oh, you made it. [14:22] nagi     Look! This is Shiranui! [14:25] isu     Oh, so this is Shiranui! [14:31] narr     And that's when it happened... [14:40] nagi     Hey, what's wrong, Shiranui?! [14:44] nagi     Shiranui! [14:49] narr     Isumi Saginomiya. [14:51] narr     The most powerful girl in the history of her clan... [14:54] narr     who has banished evil spirits for generations. [14:59] narr     But, at the same time, she's only thirteen. [15:02] narr     This was a heavy blow for her. [15:04] isu     I didn't think he'd hate me this much... [15:09] bottle     Ink [15:16] calli+isu     Sob, sob [15:18] calli+isu     Timidness [15:25] guard     What's going on? [15:26] guard     She's doing her relaxation techniques. [15:33] isu     This is no good. [15:35] calli     If you don't fight, you can't survive. [15:37] isu     I have to change. [15:45] saku     So, you came to my place because you want to become a girl that all the kittens adore. [15:51] saku     You did good by coming here. [15:56] saku     When it comes to being liked by cats, you'll find no one better. [16:02] saku     And that's because I used to catch rays by the bucketload, day in day out, [16:05] saku     when I was back in Kansai. [16:09] narr     She didn't really understand. [16:12] saku     So, relax! I'll teach you how to become a girl that all the cats adore! [16:20] isu     Please do! [16:22] saku     Well, seeing that you're wearing traditional clothes, the first thing you need is kelp! [16:27] saku     You wrap this around like so! [16:30] saku     And then, you add this! [16:31] saku     Cats love dried skipjack tuna! [16:34] saku     You hold it in your right hand, [16:37] saku     then you light it! [16:39] saku     And now you have... Final Secret Sword Kagu... SIGN    This is dangerous. Please do not try this at home. SIGN    *The staff enjoyed some delicious miso soup made from this kelp and skipjack tuna. [16:46] isu     I was stupid for asking Sakuya for help. [16:48] saku     W-Wait, I was only teasing. [17:00] narr     Isumi's taking a bath because she smells of kelp, so this scene isn't just... [17:06] narr     a gratuitous piece of fanservice. [17:22] narr     This isn't fanservice. [17:39] izu     The water feels great. [17:41] risa     This is heaven. [17:43] miki     I think that concludes our screen time for today though. [17:49] narr     Because this isn't fanservice! [17:56] saku     I'll give it to you straight. [17:59] saku     I think you might need to change your appearance. [18:05] saku     You wear those traditional clothes every day. [18:08] saku     Seeing how hard it is to change what's on the inside, [18:11] saku     it makes sense to work on your outward appearance first. [18:15] isu     But... normal clothes are so embarrassing... [18:18] saku     You're interested though, aren't you? [18:22] saku     Well, you are a girl, after all. [18:26] saku     I bet you sometimes want to wear frilly clothes like Nagi, don't you? [18:30] isu     Well, I suppose so... [18:33] saku     Right! That's all decided then! [18:36] saku     Aizawa maids! Please help our guest change! [18:40] maids     Yes! SIGN    10 Minutes Later [18:47] saku     Nice. I guess there's a lot you can do if you're a natural beauty. [18:51] isu     Sakuya... [18:54] isu     This skirt is too... [18:58] saku     That's normal these days. [19:00] saku     Why don't we go over to Nagi's like that? [19:12] saku     Come on already! [19:17] saku     Are you stupid or something? You can't hide away now you're all dressed up like that. [19:25] nagi     I see. So, you dressed up so that you can be a girl that all the kittens adore. [19:30] nagi     You look pretty cute. [19:33] nagi     Doesn't she, Hayate? [19:34] ---     Sure does. [19:37] haya     Your usual traditional look is pretty cute too, but that skirt looks good on you as well, Isumi-san. [19:45] isu     Th-Thank you. [19:49] nagi     Well, but that's got nothing to do with kittens. [19:51] haya     Sure doesn't. [19:59] narr     Just then, she finally realized that she had been led astray. [20:05] saku     No, wait! Wait! [20:07] haya     But Isumi-san... [20:10] haya     If kittens really don't like you, I'll teach you a magic trick. [20:15] isu     A magic trick? [20:28] isu     Hayate-sama, what was that? [20:31] haya     It's diluted catnip extract. [20:34] haya     It's not a good idea to use too much though. [20:36] isu     Catnip? [20:38] haya     Yes. Plus, I think your traditional clothes might have smelled unpleasant to the kitten. [20:44] isu     They can like or dislike you over something as simple as that? [20:48] haya     Well, they are animals, after all. [20:51] saku     So, basically, she made a complete fool of herself by putting in too much effort! [20:57] saku     Sorry! [21:01] haya     They get along well, don't they? [21:03] nagi     You said it. [21:08] isu     Um, Nagi? [21:12] nagi     What is it? [21:14] isu     Can I... [21:16] ---     play with Shiranui a little more? [21:24] nagi     Shiranui, give Isumi a kiss. [21:33] haya     Ojou-sama, I brought him. [21:36] nagi     Oh, there you are! [21:37] nagi     Tama, come play with us! [21:42] haya     Ojou-sama said there was something missing without you there. [21:59] narr     And that's the story of how Shiranui became Nagi's pet and how Isumi wore a skirt. [22:04] narr     By the way... [22:10] isu     Up, up! [22:20] saku     What do you think? One print will cost you 10,000 yen. I've got lots more. [22:27] narr     In the end, someone also made a killing. [24:05] haya     Isumi-san looked cute in normal clothes. [24:08] nagi     If I wore something I don't usually wear, I'd be that cute too! [24:13] haya     Ojou-sama, you're cute enough as it is. [24:16] nagi     If I changed my style of clothing, even a German major would say I'm the cutest girl... [24:20] nagi     in the world. [24:22] haya     I know, Ojou-sama. [24:24] nagi     You don't believe me. I know you don't! [24:27] haya     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled What Girls Want... [24:30] nagi     Hayate, you idiot! 9 - What Girls Want... Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] narr     Do you remember this scene? [01:35] narr     The one with the intense battle in an underground dungeon? [01:40] narr     And do you remember... [01:43] narr     the ill-fated girl fought back her tears for her intentions? [01:55] wata     Oh, you said something about revenge... Can't you just let it go? [02:02] wata     In return, I'll let you borrow some videos that are way more fun than taking revenge, deal? SIGN    What Girls Want... [02:18] narr     It's been nearly three weeks since that battle... [02:22] narr     She's confused. [02:25] soni     I only came to rent videos, so why on earth am I so nervous? [02:34] narr     In the three weeks following that battle, she hasn't seen that boy once. [02:40] narr     Why not? [02:43] soni     I suppose being in love with a thirteen-year-old kinda goes against convention... [02:51] narr     It was love at first sight. [02:53] narr     A warm smile. [02:55] narr     She fell in love in an instant. [02:57] narr     But he's a minor. [03:00] narr     So, if you think about it, it's actually a crime! [03:02] narr     And she's a nun to boot! [03:05] soni     I know. I have to think about it in a different way!     I've only come here to confirm my feelings! [03:12] soni     This is just a big misunderstanding. [03:16] soni     Right! [03:19] wata     Welcome! Oh, it's you, Sister. [03:24] wata     Long time no see! [03:26] wata     What have you been up to? [03:28] soni     N-None of your business. [03:32] soni     I just remembered that you promised to lend me some videos. [03:36] soni     S-So, as I was in the area, I came to pick them up. [03:40] soni     Well, I guess you forgot all about that promise. After all, you're just a kid... [03:47] wata     You never showed up after the battle, so I just picked out some titles I enjoy. [03:53] soni     What? For me? [03:55] wata     Who else do you see in here? [03:59] wata     This one's pretty good. [04:02] wata     What do you think? [04:05] soni     You and your smile! [04:08] soni     Thought so. You're still a kid, after all. [04:12] soni     This is anime, isn't it? You're recommending anime? [04:16] wata     Forget about what it is and just watch it. [04:20] soni     It's not fair that you can smile like that! [04:23] soni     Well, I guess I'll borrow it, then. [04:26] Wata     Okay. Let me know what you think when you've watched it. [04:30] soni     It's no use. I guess I'm hopelessly in love with this kid, after all. [04:36] soni     Then, I should just... [04:39] soni     Um... [04:41] saki     Ouch. [04:44] wata     Saki! [04:47] wata     Are you okay? [04:49] saki     My apologies. I messed up the shelf again... [04:51] waka     You idiot! [04:52] waka     Who cares about that? Are you hurt? [04:54] waka     Does it hurt anywhere? [04:55] saki     Oh, I'm fine. [04:58] wata     Man, if you don't pay more attention, you really will kill yourself one of these days. [05:03] ---     Come on. [05:05] saki     Sorry. [05:11] soni     What's the deal? Who's that woman? [05:14] haya     U-Um, please don't choke me before you even start talking to me. [05:21] haya     I just came here to return some videos... [05:24] soni     The Lord tells me that I can only put you down if you spill the beans. [05:28] haya     Well, I guess you could say she's an important person to Wataru-kun... [05:38] soni     An important person to Wataru-kun... [05:43] soni     I didn't know such a woman existed... [05:48] haya     Um... Sister? [05:52] haya     Did I do something wrong? Was it something I said?! [05:56] ---     Um... Sister? Um... [05:58] bad1     You set? [06:00] bad2     Yeah, but listen, Bro. We just broke out of the clink. Why are we going back into the kidnapping game? [06:07] bad2     Not to mention that our target's a kid in a video rental store... [06:10] narr     It's painfully obvious that these two are total amateurs. [06:13] narr     These are the guys who failed to kidnap Nagi. [06:19] bad1     You moron! This time it'll be different. I've done my research on this one! [06:25] bad2     So, you're saying the owner of this place is rolling in money? [06:27] bad1     Exactly! I mean, they've even got a maid here! [06:32] bad2     I get it now! There's no way a poor person would employ a maid! [06:36] bad2     Bro, you're incredible! [06:37] bad2     So, I went ahead and kidnapped the little brat! [06:40] saki     Excuse me... [06:44] bad1     Imbecile! What's the point of kidnapping the maid?! [06:47] bad2     I'm sorry! [06:50] bad1     Dammit! Guess we just gotta roll with it now! [06:56] wata     Saki! [06:57] saki     Help me! [06:58] ---     Young master! [07:00] wata     Saki! [07:01] haya     Oh no, this is bad, Sister! [07:04] soni     Maybe the Lord is helping me... [07:07] soni     Maybe the Lord just rid me of my competition... [07:11] haya     What are you talking about?! [07:14] haya     Anyway, I'll chase after the car. Wataru-kun, call the police! [07:19] wata     Gotcha! [07:20] haya     Stop! [07:23] soni     Hey... [07:25] soni     Are you in love with that maid of yours? [07:27] wata     What? Wh-What the hell are you talking about? [07:30] wata     S-Saki's like family to me, so she's important to me in that sense... [07:36] wata     Anyway, now's not the time to be discussing this! [07:38] soni     Then, can you put your life on the line for her? [07:44] soni     Well? [07:46] wata     Of course I can! [07:49] soni     I see. Then, if I rescue her... [07:56] soni     will you kiss me? [08:00] wata     A-Are you stupid or something? Of course I... [08:03] soni     Will you kiss me... [08:04] soni     or not?! [08:08] soni     You know about my powers, right? [08:10] soni     I can get rid of those losers way faster than any police force. [08:14] wata     Okay. In that case... [08:30] wata     I've paid you in advance! [08:32] wata     Rescue her, you hear me? [08:39] bad2     That went well, didn't it? [08:41] bad1     You lousy schmuck. How?! [08:43] bad1     You're always... [09:13] soni     In sickness and in health, [09:18] soni     till death do us part... [09:24] soni     I pledge to love you. [09:47] haya     When I arrived at the scene, [09:49] haya     the car was destroyed and the perpetrators had been captured... [09:58] haya     Saki-san didn't even have a scratch on her. [10:03] OS     A Few Days Later [10:05] soni     This anime was pretty fun. [10:09] wata     Oh, was it? That's good to hear. [10:14] soni     So, what's next? [10:16] wata     Next, you say... [10:19] soni     If possible, I'd like a series. [10:22] wata     Oh, really? [10:26] wata     Then, here's a box set including all fifty-two episodes. [10:31] wata     Oh, you're only taking one? [10:33] soni     Yes, I'll come back when I've finished it. [10:47] haya     What's wrong, Saki-san? [10:50] saki     I don't know. I just get this urge to kill whenever I see those two chatting together... [10:59] haya     What? [11:08] saki     Young master! [11:09] saki     Are you hiding something from me? [11:12] wata     What? N-No! Of course not! [11:14] saki     You're acting suspiciously! [11:16] wata     I'm not at all! [11:19] narr     And so, this boy took another step towards becoming an adult. [11:22] narr     In the second half, we'll move away from this bittersweet Wataru-kun drama... [11:26] narr     and introduce something a bit juicier and more adult. [11:43] maki     Ms. Katsura, do you have a boyfriend? [11:47] yuki     What? Wh-Why are you asking me that all of a sudden? [11:50] maki     Well, I'm currently living with my boyfriend and... [11:55] narr     She is the most successful teacher at Hakuou, Shiori Makimura. [12:01] narr     She also happens to be a top researcher... [12:06] narr     and her boyfriend looks something like this. [12:10] maki     I think perhaps he's a bit too kind or there's some spark missing... [12:16] yuki     Oh, I see... [12:19] maki     And I figured that you look like a woman of the world, [12:23] maki     so I came to talk to you. [12:27] yuki     I see where you're coming from now. [12:29] maki     So? What's your answer? [12:32] yuki     Ah, well, you know... [12:38] yuki     Of course, I don't mention it in front of the students, but I've got a ton. [12:43] yuki     Even now, I've got Mr. Chauffeur, Mr. Meal Ticket and Mr. Servant. I've got two daddies and five extras. [12:49] yuki     I choose between them depending on how I'm feeling. [12:53] maki     Wow, you use all these words that would turn the faces of people dark if their kids [13:00] maki     asked them how they had lived through the Bubble. [13:03] yuki     Well, the Neruton Dating Show lives on inside me! [13:08] maki     Amazing! Making references that teenagers won't understand makes you so adult! [13:15] narr     Well, that's what she said, but... [13:18] yuki     I haven't even thought about getting a boyfriend in years. Fact is, I'm already twenty-eight! [13:25] yuki     At my age, I shouldn't just be looking for a boyfriend, I should be thinking about getting married! [13:29] yuki     If things carry on like this... [13:31] guy     Hey, isn't that the Student Council President? [13:34] guy     What? Where? [13:36] guy     So it is. She's as cute as always. [13:40] guy     I wish she'd look over in my direction. [13:42] guy     Do you reckon she'll say yes if I ask her out? [13:45] guy     Don't be stupid. Of course she won't. [13:49] guy     But it'd be enough just to talk to her before I graduate. [13:54] guy     You said it. [13:56] yuki     Even as her sister, I can tell she's extraordinarily popular with the guys. [14:04] yuki     Yet, for some reason, even though I'm her sister, I don't attract any guys at all. [14:08] yuki     In fact, I feel like I repel them! [14:12] yuki     Is that it?! [14:13] yuki     My sister got all the pheromones, while I'm stuck here stinking like an old fogey? [14:17] yuki     Idiots! I don't stink like an old fogey yet! [14:23] yuki     So, tell me... When's the next high society party? [14:26] narr     A high society party is a ball they have in places like France, where men and women of a certain social status, [14:33] narr     have intelligent and high brow conversations... [14:36] narr     and amuse themselves with an air of elegance. [14:39] haya     What? [14:41] yuki     A high society party! High society! [14:44] yuki     The Sanzenins must hold extravagant parties every night, [14:47] yuki     complete with frivolous spending, don't you think? [14:51] haya     Please explain what you're talking about. [14:54] yuki     I'm asking you guys when you'll be holding your next party where I can bag myself a rich man! [15:01] nagi     I'm flabbergasted, Hayate. [15:03] haya     I was wondering what she wanted after she came all the way out here... [15:06] klau     I see. [15:08] klau     It's actually been quite a while since we held something like a high society party in this mansion. [15:13] nagi     Klaus, I haven't seen you since Episode Six. [15:17] klau     It's part of Sanzenin tradition to hold social parties. [15:21] yuki     So, you're going to hold a high society party tonight, right? [15:24] klau     Yes, a high society party. [15:28] yuki     I bet lots of rich doctors and lawyers will turn up. [15:33] yuki     I'm gonna bag myself a rich man! [15:36] yuki     I mean, a girl my age has to have a boyfriend! [15:41] nagi     So, with that said, Hayate, please make preparations for our escape tonight. [15:46] haya     Roger. [15:50] haya     Katsura-sensei said all that... [15:53] haya     but do you think she really wants a boyfriend? [15:56] nagi     Beats me. I guess it's not so much a boyfriend she wants, but the experience of love. [16:01] nagi     I suppose she's afraid of growing old. [16:04] haya     What's the matter, Maria-san? [16:07] mari     O-Oh, nothing... [16:11] mari     A boyfriend, huh? [16:16] yuki     Anyway, finding the man of my dreams isn't going to be easy... [16:20] yuki     even if I am going to a high society party. [16:26] yuki     I guess I should ask the master of love for some pointers. [16:32] kao     Huh? Advice about love? [16:35] yuki     Yeah! I want to know what love between a man and a woman is like. [16:39] kao     But why have you come to me to ask that? [16:43] yuki     Well, you've always been a master at dating sims, right? [16:48] kao     Are you mocking me? [16:49] yuki     That's why I wanted to get some pointers from you, the "God of Seduction", [16:53] yuki     about how to score with imaginary women! [16:56] kao     Don't give me random nicknames! [17:00] kao     Besides, if you want a boyfriend, it's not like there aren't guys around you already. [17:08] yuki     Where are these guys you're on about? [17:11] kao     Well... [17:12] yuki     Just so you know, I'm not interested in 2D gigolos like you. [17:18] kao     Get out! [17:21] yuki     Wh-Why are you so angry? [17:25] yuki     After all that, I still haven't gleaned any information about love... [17:29] yuki     But this is the first high society party I've ever been to, so I can't screw it up! [17:35] yuki     I suppose getting information from experienced people is a must. [17:40] miki     Pointers for a high society party, you say? [17:44] miki     Well, it's true that we know all about society parties. [17:49] izu     But they're just exhausting. [17:51] lisa     So she says, but she's always the one who's the most excited by them. [17:58] yuki     Just hearing you talk about them makes you almost sound like real Ojou-samas. [18:03] miki     Not almost. We are Ojou-samas. [18:07] yuki     Well? What should I do to be popular at a high society party? [18:11] miki     Let's see... I think the only person worth asking is someone with experience on the front lines! [18:16] yuki     Experience on the front lines? [18:22] haya     What do you want from me exactly? [18:26] haya     I'm about to take Ojou-sama on a night drive. [18:34] miki     That vehicle's totally against the law, you know. [18:36] yuki     And? What am I supposed to be doing here on the front lines? [18:39] miki     Isn't it obvious? [18:41] miki     It's time to confess your love! [18:44] haya     Well, I'd better get going. [18:46] miki     Why are you running away? [18:47] haya     Because nothing good can come of this. [18:51] miki     Don't get the wrong idea. [18:53] miki     You're not confessing your love to Katsura-chan, but to her! [18:58] izu     What? [18:59] haya     W-Why should I confess to Segawa-san? [19:03] miki     The guy has to confess to the girl. It's been a rule since the Neruton days. [19:08] haya     Your knowledge of history is a tad limited. [19:11] haya     What should we do, Ojou-sama? [19:13] nagi     Well, I don't really condone it, but just get it over with so we can get going. [19:18] haya     Understood. [19:20] haya     Okay, Segawa-san! [19:22] izu     What? Um, y-yes? [19:27] haya     Let's start by being friends! [19:31] yuki     If you're gonna babble, do it in your sleep, you bum. [19:35] haya     What? [19:36] izu     What? [19:37] yuki     Besides, you should do something about that girly face of yours first! [19:41] miki     Izumi, I think that's going a little too far. [19:44] risa     Too mean. [19:45] izu     I didn't say anything! [19:48] yuki     I see. So, saying something like that is right out. [19:52] izu     That was mean, Katsura-chan! [19:53] izu     Don't put words in my mouth! [19:56] izu     I mean, are you really serious about this? [19:59] yuki     Of course I am. [20:01] Nagi     You're gabbing on about a high society party and finding a boyfriend, but... [20:07] yuki     But what? [20:09] nagi     Do you really want a boyfriend? [20:13] yuki     Now that you say it out loud, I guess I don't particularly. [20:18] yuki     If anything, I'd prefer a spot of Dom Perignon... [20:21] haya     I think that's a bit off too. [20:23] nagi     Then, I don't think you should be trying so hard to get something you don't really want. [20:30] haya     Besides, Katsura-sensei, you're fairly attractive so there's nothing to worry about. [20:37] narr     This is the ultimate secret to the success of the Sanzenins' butler: his salesman smile! [20:43] yuki     R-Really? You really think so? [20:45] yuki     I guess you're right! [20:46] yuki     Thank you, Ayasaki-kun! [20:49] haya     Don't mention it. [20:50] yuki     You're right! [20:52] yuki     What is a boyfriend anyway? [20:53] yuki     It's obvious that there are no guys out there better than booze! [20:57] yuki     Just you wait, high society party! [21:01] miki     So, what was that all about? [21:04] haya     'Dunno. [21:22] haya     But, Katsura-sensei's quite a busybody, isn't she? [21:26] nagi     I suppose. Well, thanks to her, I got to go on a night drive with you, Hayate, [21:32] nagi     so I guess she did do something for her students. [21:36] haya     That's true. [21:38] nagi     But, your confession earlier... You didn't mean it, did you? [21:44] haya     Of course not! How could I do something like that in front of you, Ojou-sama? [21:48] nagi     Really? [21:50] nagi     Hayate, if you're lying, you're in big trouble! [21:52] haya     I'm telling the truth! [21:57] narr     After that... [22:01] yuki     Expensive booze really is different! [22:04] yuki     Bring me some more expensive drink! [22:08] yuki     Come on! We'll drink till morning! [22:11] narr     The high society party was destroyed. [22:15] narr     And elsewhere... [22:23] mari     A boyfriend, huh? [24:06] hina     Sis, you seem to be going out drinking a lot. [24:09] hina     What about all the money you're spending? [24:10] yuki     Well, adults have this magic wallet... [24:13] hina     I knew it! You're making other people pay! [24:15] yuki     They're all happy to buy me drinks! [24:17] hina     There's no way they can pay for you every night! [24:19] yuki     I start by getting them in a headlock and then, I turn it into a STF, and they tap out. [24:22] hina     That's intimidation! [24:24] hina     Besides... [24:24] yuki     Ah, Hina! It's the preview! [24:27] hina     Sheesh. The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Where's the Present?" [24:30] yuki     Teehee. 10 - Where's the Present? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] narr     Last April... [01:37] ayu     Th-The brakes are shot! I can't stop! [01:41] ayu     Is this really happening?! [01:45] ayu     I'm dead. [01:54] haya     You have to service your bike properly or else you'll end up getting hurt. [02:04] ayu     And that's... [02:06] ayu     how I first met Hayate-kun. [02:11] ayu     But I think that was a pretty good way to start the day today. [02:14] ayu     Though, if I'm going to dream about him, why can't it be a little more romantic? [02:21] ayu     I wonder what Hayate-kun is up to. SIGN    Where's the Present? [02:31] haya     Maria-san, what type of presents do you like? [02:35] ---     Pardon? [02:36] haya     I mean, is there something in particular you want? [02:40] mari     Something I want? Hm, let's see... [02:44] mari     I'd like there to be a new name for hikikomoris - something other than "shut-ins" or "NEETs". [02:48] haya     That's not quite what I meant. [02:51] haya     I'm thinking more along the lines of things all girls might want these days... [02:56] mari     Well, February's over already, so I guess I'd want a new spring wardrobe. [03:02] haya     What? Maria-san, you're interested in fashion?! [03:05] mari     What are you implying, Hayate-kun? [03:07] haya     Um, nothing... [03:08] mari     What's with all the questions, anyway? [03:11] mari     Don't tell me you've found a girl you're interested in and you're trying to woo her. [03:14] haya     What?! No! It's nothing like that! [03:16] haya     Oh, I forgot! I have to go shopping! [03:18] mari     Hey, Hayate-kun! [03:20] mari     Sheesh. I'm a girl too, you know. [03:27] haya     Hm... Clothes, huh? [03:30] haya     Hinagiku-san's birthday is March 3rd. [03:33] haya     I want to give her something nice for letting me stay at her house the other day, but... [03:38] haya     Oh, this is a pretty camisole... [03:40] haya     Excuse me, how much is- [03:42] haya     Thirty-two thousand yen. [03:45] haya     Clothes are out. Girls' clothes are just too expensive. [03:49] haya     Man, I guess I'm getting nowhere because I don't understand what girls want these days. [03:54] haya     If only I had a female friend my age... [04:01] ayu     Oh. [04:03] haya     Whoa, it's Nishizawa-san! [04:04] ayu     H-Hayate-kun?! [04:06] haya     What are you doing in a place like this? [04:08] ayu     I should be asking you that, Hayate-kun! [04:10] haya     Oh, I was looking for a birthday present for Hinagiku-san, [04:14] haya     but I don't know what to get her, [04:17] haya     so I was thinking that it'd be useful if I had a female friend my age who... [04:21] haya     could give me some advice... [04:24] haya     Wait... [04:25] ayu     What? [04:28] narr     She's a girl your age who can give you advice. [04:34] narr     This is the moment that Hayate thought to himself: [04:36] narr     I bet Nishizawa-san can offer me better advice than Maria-san. [04:42] mari     Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! Why, you! [04:45] narr     However! This is what happened on Valentine's Day. [04:48] narr     Neither of them know what to do... [04:52] miki     Look, Izumi... [04:53] miki     There's an idiotic, old-fashioned couple over there, looking all awkward... [04:57] miki     and making googly-eyes at each other. [04:59] izu     They look so indecisive... [05:01] haya     Segawa-san, guys! [05:03] haya     What on earth are you doing here? [05:04] miki     Hayata-kun, it's much weirder for a boy to be standing in front of a girly store. [05:09] miki     But, I can't ignore this scene. Are you on a date? [05:11] haya     N-No, you've got it all wrong! [05:13] haya     I just came here to buy a birthday present for Hinagiku-san. [05:18] miki     A birthday present for Hina? [05:20] miki     Oh, that's right, her birthday's March 3rd. [05:23] haya     Yes, it is. And because I'm always causing her trouble, I'm buying her- [05:26] miki     Just so you know, my birthday's September 9th. [05:28] izu     June 21st. [05:30] risa     July 13th. [05:32] haya     Ah, yes. I'll make sure I remember that. [05:33] izu     By the way, Hayate-kun, who's the cute girl you're with? [05:38] haya     Oh, this is Ayumu Nishizawa, a former classmate from my old school. [05:43] izu     Oh, so it's Ayumu-chan, is it? [05:46] izu     I'm Hayata-kun's classmate, Izumi Segawa! Nice to meet you. [05:51] miki     I'm Miki Hanabishi. Nice to meet you. [05:55] risa     Ayumu-kun, I'm Risa Asakaze. [05:58] miki     Just so you know, we're all Hayata-kun's lovers, like in that movie, L' Amant. [06:02] izu     Teehee. [06:04] ayu     What?! [06:04] haya     They're telling fibs, Nishizawa-san. [06:07] ayu     W-Well, your friends are here, I guess I'll get going. [06:12] haya     Oh, Nishizawa-san... [06:16] risa     Aren't you going to go after her? [06:17] haya     What? [06:18] miki     I don't know why, but I get the feeling you should go after her. [06:21] haya     That's... [06:23] miki     If you don't, someone's going to get hurt. [06:25] ayu     Eeks, my brakes! [06:28] haya     Nishizawa-san! [06:30] ayu     Why have my brakes stopped working again?! [06:33] ayu     And when did I end up on this super-steep hill? [06:38] ayu     This time I really am dead... [06:41] haya     Nishizawa-san! [06:48] ayu     Hayate-kun! [06:50] narr     It seems that Nishizawa-san has gotten a little better at riding her mountain bike. [06:55] ayu     A-Are you okay? [06:57] haya     Yes, but didn't I tell you before? [07:00] haya     I'm sure I told you to service your bike properly. [07:07] ayu     Yeah, I'm sorry. [07:11] ayu     He actually remembered how we first met... [07:17] mari     By the way, what would you like as a present, Nagi? [07:19] nagi     Rare doujinshi. [07:21] mari     I shouldn't have asked. [07:25] haya     There we go. All fixed. [07:28] ayu     Thank you. [07:31] ayu     Hayate-kun, you actually remembered our first meeting. [07:35] haya     Well, it made quite an impression, you know... [07:38] ayu     I see your point... [07:40] izu     Oh, you're both still alive. [07:43] Haya     Yes, somehow. [07:44] miki     Right. Let's go, then. [07:46] haya     Go? Go where? [07:48] miki     To buy Hina's birthday present. [07:52] hina     Okay, then. Please collect the printouts. [07:56] kao     Sorry for making you help out with the supplementary class. [07:59] hina     Oh, don't worry about it. [08:01] kao     Your older sister doesn't teach them anything and goes off to play baseball instead. [08:05] hina     Why don't you just fire that bum? [08:07] kao     Oh, that reminds me. I remember telling Segawa and the others to come along as well. [08:10] hina     They all left about five minutes into the lesson. [08:14] kao     Okay. When you find them, help them with their studies. I can't let them fail... [08:18] hina     Easier said than done... [08:21] hina     Mind you, it's not like I can just leave them to their own devices. [08:24] hina     Geez, where did they go? [08:27] miki     And? [08:28] miki     What should we do? [08:31] hina     I hid without even thinking... [08:33] hina     But, what are those guys doing together? [08:36] haya     I guess we should first figure out what kind of present Hinagiku-san would like. [08:40] hina     What? A present for me? [08:42] hina     A birthday present, maybe? [08:45] haya     I think a cute stuffed animal would be good. [08:48] hina     I'm starting to like where this is going. [08:51] haya     After all, Hinagiku-san does have a childish side. [08:55] miki     You're right, she does. [08:57] izu     What about flowers? Roses might be nice. [09:00] miki     No, she's actually pretty clumsy, so she'd prick herself on the thorns. [09:04] risa     What about a video game? [09:06] miki     No way. She'll break it in seconds. [09:08] ayu     W-Well then, maybe some clothes or something laced with precious metal might work. [09:12] miki     True. She'd look good in gang threads with brass knuckles. [09:16] risa     That'd be perfect. [09:17] ayu     No, that's not quite what I meant... [09:20] miki     Let's try splitting up and looking around. [09:24] miki     You and Hayata-kun go that way. [09:26] haya     Roger. [09:27] miki     Okay, catch you later. [09:30] risa     But it's not easy finding a present for Hina. [09:34] miki     You said it. [09:35] izu     Wow, this is pretty. I want it. [09:37] miki     You know, I think she might actually like a soccer ball or something like that. [09:40] miki     I mean, she's pretty much a boy at heart. [09:44] hina     Who's a boy at heart? [09:48] miki     Ah, Hina! [09:50] miki     N-No! Everything we said was about another, totally different Hina! [09:53] hina     Yeah, nice try. [09:55] hina     And here I was, wondering what you were doing, skipping the supplementary class. [09:59] izu     Sorry. [10:01] hina     That reminds me. Wasn't Ayasaki-kun with you too? [10:05] miki     Oh, yeah. Hayata-kun's the one looking for a present for you. [10:09] miki     At least, that's what he told us. I bet he's actually on a date. [10:12] izu     Hayata-kun just can't resist the ladies, can he? [10:14] risa     Yeah, he looks all prim and proper, but he's actually a player. [10:14] hina     A date? [10:17] hina     Oh yeah? [10:20] narr     That's what she said, but she's still at that age where you care about these things. [10:24] narr     More after the break. [10:35] haya     I'm sorry for making you come along like this. [10:39] ayu     What? No, it's totally fine. I didn't have anything else to do anyway. [10:43] ayu     And you fixed my bike. [10:46] ayu     And this kinda feels like a date too. [10:52] ayu     B-But something this good can't go on forever! [10:57] ayu     I realize that a hilarious punchline is waiting just around the corner to ambush me! [11:01] ayu     Th-That's right! I can't let my head swim around in the clouds! [11:04] ayu     There's no way this happiness will last! [11:07] ayu     I wasn't born under a lucky star, [11:11] ayu     so I know there'll be a punchline somewhere! [11:13] ayu     Okay, I've had enough happiness now. So, what's going to happen to me?! [11:18] ayu     What kind of punchline will it be?! [11:21] haya     Oh, would you like some soft-serve? [11:23] ayu     There it is! Here's the punchline... Wait, what? [11:26] ayu     Everything's normal?! [11:31] haya     It's good, isn't it? [11:32] ayu     Y-Yeah. [11:34] ayu     It wasn't particularly side-splitting, but I guess this is okay. [11:37] haya     Anyway, we haven't talked like this in a long time. [11:41] ayu     What? Yeah, I guess you're right. [11:43] haya     Finding a present for Hinagiku-san is proving to be pretty hard, but finding something... [11:48] haya     to pay you back won't be easy either... [11:49] ayu     What? To pay me back for what? [11:51] haya     You know, for the Valentine's chocolate... [11:54] both     Oh... [11:58] haya     I'm sorry, I... [11:59] ayu     N-No, don't sweat it. I'm the one who made it weird! [12:03] haya     I'm sorry. I seriously have no tact. [12:07] haya     But, no girl has ever said something like that to me before, [12:11] haya     so I didn't know what to do... [12:13] ayu     Well, the same goes for me... [12:16] ayu     I've never said anything like that to anyone other than you. [12:22] ayu     I-I've got some ice cream on my hands. I'll go and wash it off. [12:26] haya     Nishizawa-san... [12:28] ayu     I guess I'm a nuisance after all... [12:32] ayu     I bet he doesn't like me. [12:35] haya     Nishizawa-san... [12:37] miki     I can't figure it out. [12:39] izu     Yeah. [12:40] haya     What? [12:41] miki     A girl loves him with all her heart. What more does Hayata-kun want? [12:46] girls     Beats me. [12:48] haya     Whoa! Y-You guys! What's going on? You're here too, Hinagiku-san! [12:53] haya     Wh-Why? [12:54] hina     You're asking me why? This is the way I walk home. [12:58] izu     And if your classmate is playing out a scene from a romantic comedy in the middle of the street, [13:02] izu     you can't help but be curious. [13:03] risa     Or are you more interested in men? [13:07] risa     Like, my Excalibur! [13:09] haya     No, that's not it. [13:12] haya     I, um, it's not like I don't like Nishizawa-san. [13:17] haya     I was ecstatic when she told me that she loved me. [13:21] haya     When we went to the same school, she also helped me out a number of times. [13:25] haya     So I'm very grateful to her, [13:27] ---     but... [13:29] hina     But what? [13:30] haya     Right now, I'm not suitable to be in a relationship with a girl. [13:36] hina     Why not? [13:38] haya     Because I don't have the resources to support her. [13:45] hina     Um, what exactly are you talking about? [13:48] hina     Or maybe I should ask what century are you living in? [13:50] haya     I'm being serious here! [13:53] haya     If a man is serious about dating a girl, [13:56] haya     he has to have the resources to support her for the rest of her life. [13:59] ---     That's what my ex-girlfriend told me! [14:03] ---     What?! [14:04] izu     Wait, Hayata-kun... you've had a girlfriend? [14:07] haya     What? Oh, yeah, but that was in kindergarten. [14:10] all     Then, say that in the first place, you twerp! [14:12] haya     But, she always told me: [14:16] atan     Listen up, Hayate. [14:18] atan     If you want to date a girl, you have to become strong. [14:22] atan     And you have to be kinder than everyone else. [14:24] atan     And on top of that, you must have the resources so that... [14:27] atan     she'll never have to worry about money. [14:28] haya     But, Aa-tan, that sounds really difficult... [14:32] atan     A man who can't even do that isn't suitable to date a girl! [14:37] atan     Do you understand, Hayate? [14:40] haya     Y-Yeah, but Aa-tan, my stomach hurts. [14:44] atan     That's the pain of love. [14:48] haya     No, I think it's because you kicked me in the stomach. [14:52] haya     That's how those rules were carved into my body. [14:55] hina     I see. So it's all the evil witch's fault that he's turned out so warped. [15:01] haya     So, it's not like I dislike Nishizawa-san, but rather... [15:07] ayu     I see. [15:09] ayu     So he doesn't dislike me after all. [15:14] ayu     I'm relieved... [15:20] haya     I'm home. [15:21] nagi     Oh, you're home late, Hayate. [15:25] nagi     I was worried that you'd gotten in trouble again. [15:30] haya     I'm not always ruled by misfortune, you know. [15:33] haya     I was just buying a birthday present for Hinagiku-san. [15:37] nagi     Oh, I see... [15:39] nagi     Wait... [15:41] nagi     What did you just say? [15:42] haya     What? [15:44] nagi     Hey, Hayate. Why are you buying Hinagiku a birthday present? [15:50] haya     Why? Well, because I've caused her a lot of trouble recently... [15:54] nagi     Just because you're causing her trouble doesn't... [15:56] nagi     How can you give presents to girls that aren't me?! [16:00] haya     Here, this is for you, Ojou-sama. [16:02] haya     I saw this cute hair clip in a shop, so I bought it for you. [16:08] haya     It's cheap, so I don't know if you'll like it. [16:11] nagi     I-I'm sure I will! [16:14] nagi     What you want and what you get are two different things. [16:17] nagi     What's important is not the price of the present, but the thought behind it... [16:21] nagi     It's about how much you thought about the other person... [16:28] nagi     Thank you. I'll cherish it. [16:34] nagi     Now, going back to Hinagiku's present... [16:38] narr     You couldn't distract her from her line of thought entirely... [16:43] mari     Oh, so you were out buying a birthday present for Hinagiku-san. [16:48] mari     So that's why you asked me what kind of presents I wanted. [16:51] haya     Yes, that's right. [16:53] mari     But, you're pretty thoughtful, Hayate-kun. [16:56] haya     What do you mean? [16:58] mari     You didn't only get a present for Hinagiku-san, but you got one for Nagi too. [17:02] mari     I'm impressed that you thought of her. [17:04] haya     Oh, it's not a big deal. [17:06] haya     Speaking of birthdays... [17:09] mari     Yes? [17:11] haya     Maria-san, when's your birthday? [17:15] mari     What? [17:16] haya     Oh, I was just thinking that I didn't know when your birthday was, so I thought I'd ask. [17:22] mari     Um, I-I have to prepare the bath. [17:26] mari     Hayate-kun, please wash the dishes. [17:33] haya     Maria-san's behavior just now... [17:35] haya     Thinking about it, I guess the fact that she's seventeen and working a maid... [17:39] haya     must have some significance. [17:41] ---     Maybe she's in a similar position to me? [17:44] haya     And that's related to her birthday somehow, so her reaction means... [17:52] haya     I stepped on a land mine? [17:55] haya     Wh-What should I do?! [17:57] haya     This is why Ojou-sama and Hinagiku-san... [17:59] haya     always get angry with me, telling me that I'm tactless all the time. [18:02] haya     What should I do? [18:05] fath     You have to get on your knees and apologize. [18:07] haya     Whoa! Father! [18:09] haya     You still haven't crossed over? [18:11] haya     But forget that... I have to get down on my knees, huh? [18:13] fath     Yeah, that's what Japanese people do. [18:17] fath     In Russia, they do Russian Roulette. [18:20] fath     And in France, they use the guillotine. [18:22] haya     Wow, I'm glad I was born in Japan. [18:25] haya     Anyway, I have to apologize to her right away! [18:31] fath     Go! Good luck, young man! [18:33] haya     Maria-san! [18:35] haya     Maria-san! [18:36] haya     Maria-san! [18:37] ---     Damn it. [18:38] haya     This is old news, but damn, this mansion is huge! [18:44] haya     That scream came from Maria-san. [18:46] haya     What happened? Are you all right?! [18:52] haya     Huh? Maria-san? [18:54] mari     Hayate-kun! Hayate-kun! [18:57] mari     A r-roach... [18:58] haya     What? A roach? [18:59] haya     Whoa! Shiranui! SIGN    Trivia     Apparently, cats enjoy showing off their captured prey to their owners. [19:01] narr     Please enjoy this beautiful image with a spot of trivia while Hayate defeats the little black beast. [19:10] haya     Maria-san, it's okay now. [19:13] mari     R-Really? [19:14] haya     Yes, really. [19:16] haya     And if we don't stop clinging to each other soon... umm... [19:30] mari     Thank you very much, Hayate-kun. [19:32] mari     I will discipline Shiranui appropriately later. [19:36] haya     So, I guess she's trying to maintain a mature air, after all... [19:39] haya     Oh, but I also have to apologize. [19:42] mari     What? [19:43] haya     I mean, I asked you about your birthday, when perhaps I shouldn't have... [19:52] haya     I-I mean... Is this the point where I get down on my knees? [19:59] mari     It's not like it's a taboo question. [20:02] ---     What? [20:07] mari     My birthday is December 24th. At least, for now. [20:13] haya     For now? [20:15] mari     I don't know... my real birthday. [20:20] mari     I've never known my birthday, nor my parents' faces, nor even my real name... [20:27] mari     Everything's in the family records, but it's only there for convenience... [20:33] haya     Maria-san, I-I'm sorry. [20:36] haya     I didn't realize your past was so sad. [20:42] mari     But, it's true. [20:44] mari     Because of you, I had to remember all these painful memories... [20:49] haya     Ah! I'm sorry! [20:52] mari     Just kidding. I'm not going to cry over something like that now. [21:01] mari     Hayate-kun, what's this? [21:04] haya     Well, when I was getting a present for Hinagiku-san, I bought this for you. [21:10] haya     I thought I'd buy you a present too... [21:14] haya     Is it too childish? [21:19] haya     I-If you don't want it, I... [21:22] mari     No, this is the first present you've ever given me, so I'll cherish it. [21:29] mari     Thank you. [21:31] mari     But if you got me this when you were out getting Hinagiku-san's birthday present... [21:36] mari     I wonder what kind of magnificent present you'll get me on December 24th. [21:42] haya     Leave it to me! [21:43] haya     On December 24th - Christmas Eve - I'm going to give you a much better present! [21:55] mari     Okay. [21:57] mari     Then, you'll have to give me something more wonderful than Santa on Christmas Eve. [22:03] haya     I will! [22:09] mari     Promise? [22:11] haya     Promise! [22:22] maff     Yo, I'm Muffy! [22:24] maff     I'm an assassin from hell! [22:26] maff     Now, let's go kill something! [22:30] narr     Looks like he didn't know what kind of character he picked up. [24:06] ayu     I wonder if Hayate-kun found a birthday present for Hinagiku-san. [24:09] ayu     What if those two suddenly get really close because of it?! [24:14] nagi     As if that would happen! [24:15] nagi     Hayate only has eyes for me! [24:17] ayu     Maybe Hayate-kun and Hinagiku-san are actually brother and half-sister who have been living apart... [24:20] ayu     and going against the natural order of things, those two will... [24:23] nagi     I'm not going to allow that sort of cheap dramatic development! [24:27] nagi     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Around the Time of the Hina Festival. [24:30] ayu     Oh, I wonder who that cute girl is. 11 - Around the Time of the Hina Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:36] Hayate     Happy birthday, Hinagiku-san. [01:40] hina     What? H-Hayate-kun? [01:43] Hayate     I thought long and hard about what to get you for your sixteenth birthday. [01:48] hina     Oh, th-thank you... [01:50] Hayate     And as a result, my present is... SIGN    March 1st [02:00] narr     Of course, that was all a dream. [02:07] hina     I don't believe myself sometimes... [02:09] hina     What a stupid dream to have. [02:12] hina     Sheesh. What am I doing night after night? [02:16] narr     This is how the morning of a troubled girl plays out. [02:19] narr     Hinagiku's birthday is only days away! SIGN    Around the Time of the Hina Festival [02:32] hina     Lately, I've been thinking that something might be wrong with me. [02:36] hina     Every night, my mind keeps wandering to a certain boy. [02:44] hina     Maybe it's making me absentminded and stopping me from relaxing. [02:51] hina     This has never happened before. [02:54] hina     Could this be... [03:00] hina     love? [03:00] hina     Note: In Japanese, "love" and "carp" are the same word. [03:02] hina     Definitely not! [03:04] hina     No! That's just impossible! There's no way that I... [03:08] hina     But I definitely think about him a lot. [03:12] hina     And if there's something about him that catches my attention, then it's because... [03:16] hina     Hey Sis, where have Mom and Dad gone? [03:21] hina     If there's a reason for thinking about him all the time, then it must be... [03:25] Hayate     Oh, isn't that Hinagiku-san? [03:32] hina     Sneaking up on me from behind. You're pretty good. [03:36] Hayate     You realize you're not a sniper with an unknown nationality, don't you? [03:40] hina     Never mind that. You're going home pretty late today. [03:44] hay     Yes. Ojou-sama was helping me with my studies in the study room. [03:49] hina     Studies? Ayasaki-kun, are your grades that bad? [03:53] Hayate     Yes, it's a little embarrassing, but I don't know if I'll even pass the year or not. [03:58] hina     Hang on... are you going to be okay? Isn't that going to be a serious problem? [04:03] Hayate     Yeah, I think that's a good way to sum it up. [04:06] Hayate     I'm not okay at all. What should I do? [04:10] hina     You're asking me what you should do? [04:14] hina     Why do I dream about this loser every night? [04:19] hina     I'm restless, I'm preoccupied, and my head's full of weird fantasies, [04:24] hina     so this guy should... [04:26] hina     be more reliable! Do you hear what I'm saying?! [04:30] nagi     Hayate, have you gone and done something wrong again?! [04:33] Hayate     I don't remember, but it's definitely possible! [04:36] Hayate     I think I have done something wrong! [04:37] Hayate     No, I'm sure I must have done something! [04:39] hina     In any case! [04:40] hina     I'm not going to forgive you if you flunk, understand?! [04:45] Hayate     Y-Yes. [04:50] Hayate     Ojou-sama, call it a hunch, but I think things will probably get worse if I leave it at that. [04:56] nagi     What? Oh, right. [04:58] Hayate     May I go and apologize to her real quick? [05:02] nagi     Sure, but what for? [05:07] Hayate     I don't know, but as a man, I'll think about the reason after I've bowed my head. [05:14] nagi     Oh! Hayate just said something really uncool with an awesome expression on his face. [05:23] hina     I knew I was just imagining things! [05:25] hina     There's no way that I'm really thinking about Hayate-kun. [05:30] hina     No, if there's something bugging me, it's gotta be... [05:33] Hayate     Hinagiku-san! [05:35] hina     Ayasaki-kun? [05:37] Hayate     I... um... [05:40] hina     If there's something bugging me, then that's all it is... [05:44] hina     Ayasaki-kun, can I ask you a question? [05:48] Hayate     Um, sure. [05:50] hina     What did you think when your parents burdened you with their debt and abandoned you? [05:56] Hayate     What? What did I think? I thought they were horrible parents. [06:00] Hayate     I thought that there was no other parents out there who were as unreliable as mine. [06:03] Hayate     I guess they just failed at humanity, you know. Basic humanity. [06:05] hina     A reason! [06:06] Hayate     What? [06:07] hina     Didn't you think that they might have had a reason for doing it? [06:11] Hayate     A... reason? [06:13] hina     That's right! They were so kind but then they disappeared all of a sudden. [06:17] hina     There must have been a reason... A reason! [06:22] Hayate     No, there wasn't. [06:24] Hayate     Even if there had been one, it wouldn't change the fact that they abandoned me. [06:28] hina     You're right. [06:30] hina     I'm sorry for asking such a strange question. [06:33] hina     What kind of answer was I hoping for? [06:36] hina     It's not like I could have done anything about it... [06:39] narr     That's when the boy thought: [06:41] narr     "There's something I really have to tell this girl!" [06:45] narr     This boy felt that everything would end if he didn't tell her right now! [06:51] narr     That's why... [06:52] Hayate     Hinagiku-san! [06:54] hina     Wh-What? [06:55] Hayate     Er, um, I mean... [06:59] hina     You mean what? [07:01] Hayate     I have to say it now! The thing I'm supposed to tell her! [07:04] Hayate     I don't have to bow my head, but I have to tell Hinagiku-san! [07:08] Hayate     And it's... [07:11] hina     Wh-What is it? [07:18] Hayate     The only difference between whales and dolphins is their size. [07:24] hina     Huh? So what? [07:26] Hayate     Er, I mean... I was trying to cheer you up... [07:29] narr     In fact, what he wanted to tell her wasn't a tidbit of trivia! [07:32] hina     So, you use Trivial Pursuit answers to cheer people up. [07:36] Hayate     Please don't look at me with that murderous glare of yours! [07:40] hina     The reason for constantly thinking about him... [07:47] hina     It doesn't even seem to matter anymore. SIGN    March 2nd [07:55] saku     What's this? [07:57] saku     I know that people put out Hina dolls because tomorrow's the Hina Doll Festival, [08:01] saku     but why are there two empresses here? [08:03] iori     Be careful touching them, Sakuya. [08:07] iori     These are cursed Hina dolls. [08:09] iori     If you touch the wrong one and break the seal on it, something terrible will happen. [08:16] saku     Cursed Hina dolls, you say? [08:21] saku     Oops? [08:22] iori     Don't break the neck under any circumstances. [08:25] iori     If you break the neck and break the seal, [08:27] iori     the unluckiest person in the surrounding area... [08:31] iori     will become the victim of a horrible curse. [08:37] iori     What did I just say?! [08:38] saku     I'm sorry! [08:45] Hayate     What's this watch? [08:48] mari     Nagi got it for Hinagiku's birthday. [08:51] nagi     If my butler is going to give her something, I can't let myself be upstaged, right? [08:56] Hayate     May I trouble you to tell me how much it was? [08:58] nagi     Only around three hundred thousand yen. [09:00] Hayate     I-I'm sorry! It's all my fault that... [09:03] nagi     Yes, it is. [09:06] nagi     It's your fault... [09:08] nagi     Even though it cost next to nothing... [09:11] nagi     it's still an unnecessary expense! [09:13] mari     Now, now. You don't have to be so mean... [09:16] mari     just because you don't like the fact that Hayate-kun's giving her a present. [09:19] nagi     Oh well. [09:21] nagi     But, don't forget! If it wasn't for me, you'd be the unluckiest guy in the universe! [09:29] Hayate     What was with the special effects just now? [09:32] nagi     Who knows? The director probably screwed up. [09:37] Hayate     Well, anyway... [09:42] Hayate     I'll get back to my cleaning. SIGN    Ba-dump Ba-dump [09:44] nagi     Maria, I just saw something terrifying... [09:48] mari     I think we must just be overworked. [09:53] narr     Hayate has undergone a sudden transformation. [09:55] narr     He looks a bit like a maid! No, he's actually a maid! [10:00] narr     We'll continue this nerdy plot twist in the second half! [10:19] nagi     What do you think, Maria? [10:21] mari     Well, the only explanation is... [10:23] mari     that something inside Hayate-kun has awakened. [10:26] nagi     Well, if you consider that he looks pretty good in those clothes, it's not really a problem, but... [10:31] mari     Anyway, I think the storyline's about to get complicated, so why don't you go up to your room for now? [10:36] nagi     Gotcha. Thanks. [10:37] nagi     But, please tell him, if wants to dress like that, it's A-OK with me! [10:41] mari     I understand... [10:44] mari     Hayate-kun? [10:45] Hayate     Yes? [10:46] Hayate     Can I help you, Maria-san? [10:48] mari     Um, Hayate-kun, have you ever thought that you might be different from other people? [10:54] mari     Like, for example... your hobbies? [10:59] Hayate     What? My hobbies? [11:02] Hayate     Hm, let's see... [11:04] ---     I think I'm pretty normal really, [11:07] ---     but even if I did have different hobbies from others, [11:10] Hayate     I think I'd still be proud to show them off if I really liked them! [11:14] ---     I didn't realize his conviction was so strong about this! [11:17] mari     W-Well, Nagi and I are completely fine with... [11:21] mari     your choice of clothing, so... [11:26] Hayate     What? [11:40] Hayate     What is this?! [11:42] Hayate     Maria-san! Why did you put a maid outfit on me?! [11:45] mari     It wasn't me, I swear! [11:47] Hayate     This is terrible! [11:49] saku     Looks like we were too late. [11:50] isu     Yes. [11:51] Hayate     Isumi-san! And Sakuya-san! [11:55] Hayate     What? I've been cursed by a Hina doll? [11:58] isu     Yes. [11:59] isu     A long time ago, there was a doll maker in the service of the Royal Court... [12:03] isu     who enjoyed cross-dressing. Then... [12:07] make     When I came to, I had decked an Emperor Doll in a twelve-layered ceremonial kimono! [12:11] isu     Everyone in the court gossiped about how amazingly gross the doll was. [12:14] isu     After that, his misfortune led to his embezzling ways being discovered, [12:17] isu     and the doll maker was executed by decapitation. [12:22] make     I wish I could have cross-dressed at least once... SIGN    Due to various reasons, we can't show this scene. [12:28] isu     And his final wish had such conviction that it became a curse... [12:31] isu     making unlucky people dress like girls. [12:35] mari     Embezzlement... That's not a story we can empathize with. [12:41] Hayate     But anyway, why a maid outfit of all things? [12:44] isu     I think that's because of his tastes. [12:49] isu     I suppose he thought it would suit you. [12:52] saku     Well, he definitely got that bit right. [12:54] isu     But, we can't just sit around and enjoy looking at him. [12:57] isu     If we don't lift the curse before the Hina Festival is over... [13:00] Hayate     What happens then?! [13:02] isu     You'll be a cross-dresser for the rest of your life! [13:06] Hayate     What a strange curse... [13:08] isu     Indeed. [13:09] Hayate     Is there a way to lift the curse? [13:12] isu     Yes. To lift the curse, you must defeat the Hina Doll of the Hina Doll stand. [13:16] isu     Which means, you have to beat the master of the highest building in the surrounding area! [13:23] hina     Hypothetically speaking... only hypothetically... [13:26] hina     And I mean this is really unlikely - no, ultra unlikely     - no, even more unlikely than that... [13:32] hina     It's completely impossible, but just as a hypothesis... [13:37] hina     What if I... am in love with Hayate-kun? [13:43] hina     It's only a hypothesis! So, it's all hypothetically speaking! [13:47] hina     Even if this one in a thousand - no, one in a million possibility were true... [13:51] hina     I promised that I would root for her. So... [13:55] rin     Looks like the cogs in your head are working overtime. [13:57] hina     You're the priest from before. [14:02] rin     Seeing as how you can still see me, I can use this opportunity to offer you some holy advice. [14:07] hina     I don't think I need advice... [14:10] rin     The things people can do in one lifetime are limited. [14:13] rin     So, instead of worrying, it's better to act. [14:15] rin     And if you don't even know what you're worried about, [14:18] rin     then you just have to close your eyes and think hard about it. [14:21] ---     If you can be true to your own heart, you should be able... [14:23] rin     to see what path lies ahead for you. [14:27] hina     Be true to my own heart... [14:32] Hayate     Anyway, the tallest building in the area is probably Hakuou's... [14:38] isu     ...Garden Gate, right? [14:40] Hayate     Which means that the master of the Hina Doll stand is... [14:42] isu     ...the Student Council President. [14:45] saku     You're lucky. [14:47] saku     It's someone you know, so you can just explain the     circumstances and she'll lose on purpose for you, right? [14:51] Hayate     Yes, I think that'll work. She's a very kind person. [14:55] Hayate     Well, it is embarrassing going to meet her dressed like this... [14:58] Hayate     but I don't want the other students to see me like this either, [15:00] Hayate     so I'll ask her to come to the Student Council office at night. [15:03] mari     But, Hayate-kun... Tomorrow evening, one of Hakuou Gakuin's traditional events, [15:08] mari     the Hina Festival Festival is taking place, so there will be lots of people, even though it'll be nighttime. SIGN    The Hina Festival Festival [15:12] Hayate     There'll be lots of people there? [15:14] mari     Yeah, a few. [15:16] Hayate     If I don't defeat her on the Hina Doll stand, the curse... [15:19] isu     ...won't be lifted. [15:21] Hayate     I can't stay dressed like this forever, [15:24] Hayate     so I'm going to do my best to get back to normal! [15:27] saku     Well, it suits you surprisingly well, so I don't think there's any particular rush to lift the curse. [15:34] Hayate     O-Of course there is! [15:36] saku     But, it's surprisingly quite well received. [15:39] mari     Yeah... [15:40] Hayate     Maria-san, please don't agree with them! [15:42] saku     And besides, I've been wondering for a while now. [15:47] ---     What have you got under your skirt? [15:52] Hayate     What are you getting at? [15:53] saku     Well, you know. I just want a quick peek. [15:59] Hayate     Whoa! Whoa! What do you think you're doing?! [16:00] saku     Come on, it's fine! It's fine! [16:02] Hayate     If you do that, I'll... I'll... [16:04] saku     Sorry, sorry. My bad. [16:06] saku     Well, this is my fault, so I'll help you out. Right, Isumi-san? [16:11] isu     Yes. I'll explain everything to the Student Council President. [16:15] Hayate     I-I'd really appreciate that. [16:20] Hayate     This is unbelievable. [16:22] mari     Yes. I think I've finally grasped the situation, but... [16:27] Hayate     But? [16:28] mari     You don't need to make up such an unbelievable story about the occult and such if you want to cross-dress, [16:35] mari     you could just have told me... [16:36] Hayate     Wait a minute! You haven't grasped the situation at all, Maria-san! [16:41] mari     Well, I guess a change of pace might be good if you're tired of your normal life, right? [16:45] Hayate     No, it's not "right"! [16:47] Hayate     Oh no! If Hinagiku-san doesn't let me win tomorrow, Maria-san will never... [16:52] Hayate     No, it'll be fine! I'm sure that Hinagiku-san will let me win! [16:57] hina     If I'm true to my own heart,     then I'll understand why I'm feeling so weird? [17:02] rin     Yes. If you banish all your doubts, it should automatically become apparent... [17:07] rin     what your heart truly desires. [17:10] hina     What my heart desires... [17:13] hina     What my heart... [17:15] hina     truly desires... [17:20] hina     Got it. [17:21] rin     You understand now? [17:23] hin     Why couldn't I see this simple feeling before? [17:27] rin     People have a hard time admitting their true feelings to themselves. [17:32] rin     But then, that's what love's all about. [17:35] hina     It's because we never settled our score! [17:37] rin     Settled your score? [17:38] hina     Yes. Our battle ended without a clear result. [17:43] hina     I bet I was feeling uneasy because     I hadn't settled the score with him! [17:48] rin     That's certainly an original interpretation. [17:50] hina     I see, I see. I knew it was weird. [17:53] hina     I was all worked up because it felt like he'd quit while he was ahead. That must be it! [17:56] isu     Um... [17:58] hina     What? Oh, you're... [18:01] isu     Um, I've brought you this from Hayate-sama... [18:04] letter     To the Student Council President [18:04] hina     What? A letter? [18:06] isu     Yes. I can't explain the situation very well,     so I put the main points in writing. [18:11] hina     Hm, let's see... [18:14] letter     Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock     One on one!     Meet at the top of the Haukou Gakuin Clock Tower     and let's fight (Bring weapons)     The winner will be Hayate-sama [18:17] isu     Um... the details should become clearer when you get there. [18:21] hina     I see. So, this is a letter of challenge. [18:23] isu     What? [18:23] hina     I give my respect to the Sanzenin's butler. [18:26] hina     To think that he'd already read my mind! [18:28] isu     Um, no, that's not how it is... [18:30] hina     But I'll be the winner! [18:33] hina     Let us fight fair and square. [18:35] isu     Wait, no... if you don't lose... [18:39] rin     It's quite difficult to get across to someone what you really want. SIGN    March 3rd [18:43] narr     It's March 3rd. The day of the Hina Festival Festival is here! [18:53] Hayate     Hm, this is a difficult plan. [18:57] Hayate     It's a near-impossible mission to get to the clock tower without being seen by anyone. [19:02] saku     Anyway, what's with that getup? [19:05] wata     More importantly, where's Isumi? [19:06] wata     I came here because she asked me to come. [19:09] saku     Oh, we came together, [19:11] saku     but she didn't even manage to appear in a scene with us before she got lost. [19:14] Hayate     That's a new record. [19:17] Hayate     But what's this Hina Festival Festival about, anyway? [19:20] Hayate     Unlike the marathon last time, this event looks fun. [19:24] wata     Did you really think that all five events were going to be all-out competitions? [19:28] wata     It's the opposite of Valentine's Day, [19:30] wata     so basically, it's a festival where guys ask girls to dance so they can make some lasting memories. [19:35] wata     Well, as it's also the last festival of the year, it may also be their last chance to make some lasting memories. [19:39] Hayate     Their last chance? [19:40] wata     For the people who flunk their exams and get expelled. [19:43] Hayate     It's really unlikeable in a traditional sense, huh? [19:46] Hayate     Anyway, if I don't make it through this, I have no future. [19:50] Hayate     I have to get to the clock tower by nine! [19:53] izu     What are you doing, Hayata-kun? [19:56] Hayate     S-Segawa-san?! [19:58] izu     Oh, what's up with that coat?     Are you cosplaying or something? [20:01] Hayate     I-It's nothing. I'm not hiding anything! [20:05] ---     Pardon? [20:07] izu     Hiding, you say? [20:12] izu     Hayata-kun, you shouldn't be wearing a coat in the middle of summer. [20:16] hay     Um, it's only March... [20:18] izu     What have you got on underneath? Let me see! [20:24] Hayate     No! [20:26] izu     Why not? [20:28] saku     There he goes. [20:30] wata     So, what does he have underneath there? [20:38] Hayate     I think I finally lost her. [20:42] tea     Damn. All the guys and girls here are having fun because it's a festival. [20:46] tea     Isn't my destiny lying around here somewhere, waiting for me? [20:51] tea     What? I'm sorry! [20:54] Hayate     Ow... [20:56] tea     This is destiny calling. [21:00] Hayate     What? [21:00] tea     Wh-What's your name?! [21:03] tea     Young lady! [21:04] hay     Huh? M-My name? [21:05] hay     It's Ayasaki... Ha... Ha! [21:07] tea     Ayasaki... Ha?! What's the rest?! [21:10] Hayate     Well, it's... um, I mean... [21:16] Hayate     It's Hermione Ayasaki! [21:19] tea     That sounds like a witch's name. [21:22] Hayate     This is bad. [21:23] Hayate     I never thought that someone would see me like this. [21:25] Hayate     Luckily, he seems to think I'm a girl.     If he found out that I'm actually a guy... [21:30] narr     He'd think that you're a cross-dressing pervert     who stalks around the school at night? [21:35] Hayate     No way! I can't let him get the wrong impression! [21:38] Hayate     I have to make up some excuse and get out of here immediately! [21:42] Hayate     I've got a lot of stuff to do, so... [21:44] tea     Oh! Please wait! [21:46] hay     What is it? [21:50] tea     Will you dance with me? [21:53] Hayate     No freaking way. [21:55] Hayate     I have to go now, so please find someone else. [21:58] tea     Ah! You didn't have to react so coldly. But that's the way I like it! [22:02] Hayate     Which is it? [22:04] tea     I'm serious here! [22:05] tea     I've fallen in love with you! [22:14] hina     So, this weird feeling in my stomach will disappear tonight. [22:17] hina     Hayate-kun, we're going to settle this! [22:22] narr     How will the battle between Hayate and Hinagiku end? [22:26] narr     And thinking about it, will Hayate fight in that maid outfit? [22:30] narr     The tumultuous night has just begun. [24:07] nagi     I don't know how to say this, but that maid outfit looks really good on you. [24:10] Hayate     This is a step backwards! [24:11] Hayate     But if I really can't lift the curse, I'm going to be a cross-dresser forever. [24:14] nagi     You fool! Humanity has always been fascinated by and longed for beauty! [24:18] nagi     To throw such beauty away is an act of insolence! [24:21] nagi     Why can't you see that it would be an astronomical loss?! [24:23] Hayate     Wh-What have I done?! [24:25] Hayate     No way in hell I'm losing! [24:27] haya     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled A Cruel Idiot's Thesis. [24:30] nagi     And Hayate will look even more risqué. 12 - A Cruel Idiot's Thesis Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] narr     It's March 3rd and Hakuou Gakuin's Hina Festival Festival is in full swing! [01:37] narr     After being struck by the doll maker's curse, Hayate is currently sporting a fetching maid's outfit. [01:42] narr     To lift the curse, he has to defeat the Student Council President, Hinagiku. [01:47] narr     But, being the unlucky, cross-dressing butler that he is, he's being held up at this very moment... [01:54] narr     by the passionate confession of a man he's just run into. [01:56] narr     The deadline for lifting the curse is the end of the festival. [02:00] narr     The clock is ticking! SIGN    A Cruel Idiot's Thesis [02:09] ---     I've fallen in love with you! [02:12] haya     What?! What are you talking about? Stop messing around! [02:15] kote     Do you think I'd say that if I was just playing around? [02:17] kote     I'm serious! I really am! [02:20] haya     But that's... [02:21] haya     I don't know what to do when you tell me something like that all of a sudden. [02:33] haya     Segawa-san! [02:35] kote     Hm? What? Ojou? [02:37] sega     Oh, sorry for interrupting! Don't mind me. Please carry on. [02:42] kote     Okay... [02:43] haya     No, it's not okay! [02:45] sega     But who'd have thought you'd be into stuff like this, Hayata-kun. [02:49] haya     No, this isn't what it looks like! [02:51] haya     What? Hayata-kun? [02:53] haya     Ojou, who's this Hayata-kun you speak of? [02:56] haya     This girl's name is Hermione... [02:59] sega     That's a boy. [03:00] kote     What? [03:01] kote     Like I said, Hayata-kun's a boy. His name's Hayate Ayasaki. [03:07] haya     So, you do know my real name, after all. [03:09] kote     What are you talking about, Ojou? [03:13] kote     A boy? What? But he's so cute! [03:16] sega     See? [03:21] haya     Segawa-san, why do you have my student ID? [03:26] sega     Hm, I wonder. [03:28] haya     You're the one who got the wrong idea. It's not my... [03:32] kote     You deceived me. [03:35] kote     You... You deceived me just like all the girls before you. [03:40] sega     My butler, Kotetsu-kun, has no luck with the ladies. [03:44] sega     He's super strong, but he reads into everything way too much, and when he flips out, he's a pain in the butt. [03:48] sega     He's also a trainspotter who's always pouring over timetables and stuff. [03:52] kote     It's because of people like you... [03:56] kote     that the war goes on! [03:58] haya     What are you talking about? [04:04] kote     So you've run away, Hermione-san. [04:07] sega     It's Hayata-kun. [04:18] nagi     So, this is the Hina Festival Festival. Pretty lively, huh? [04:22] mari     Sure is. [04:24] hina     Oh, this is a rare sight. [04:27] nagi     Hinagiku. [04:28] hina     It's rare for you to come to such a crowded place of your own free will. [04:32] nagi     Don't make it sound like I'm a hikikomori! [04:34] mari     Aren't you though? [04:36] nagi     I went out of my way to come here today because I was told... [04:39] nagi     we were celebrating your birthday here tonight. [04:41] hina     What? [04:45] hina     That's news to me. [04:48] nagi     Oh? But the others from the Student Council said... [04:51] nagi     Well, in any case... here you go. [04:55] hina     What's that? [04:56] nagi     It's your birthday. This is a present. You do the math. [04:59] nagi     Open it. [05:05] hina     Oh, this watch looks pretty expensive. [05:09] nagi     Hm, looks like she doesn't have a clue about watches. [05:12] nagi     It was pretty cheap. If you don't like it, you don't have to accept it. [05:16] hina     Oh no, it's not like that! [05:20] hina     Thank you. I'll cherish it. [05:23] nagi     Hmph, bet you'll break it straightaway. [05:26] hina     No, I won't! [05:29] nagi     We'll see. Anyway, we're done here, so let's go home, Maria. [05:34] mari     Sure. [05:36] hina     Nagi, make sure you come to school! [05:38] nagi     Yes, yes, I will when I feel like it. [05:47] nagi     Anyway, what's Hayate up to? [05:49] nagi     Didn't he come here earlier with Isumi and the others? [05:52] mari     Maybe they all got lost... [05:56] nagi     Man, that Hayate is hopeless. [05:59] kote     Hayate? [06:01] kote     You know Hayate Ayasaki? [06:04] nagi     What? He's my butler... [06:10] kote     Then, you're coming with me! [06:16] mari     Nagi! [06:17] kote     Tell Hermione... I mean, tell Hayate Ayasaki to come and get his master back if he's a real butler! [06:24] kote     And when you get there, Hayate, I'll expose your true face to the public! [06:29] mari     Nagi! [06:34] saku     Oh, I hit it! [06:35] saku     Hey, old man, I hit it! [06:37] man     You're good, little lady. [06:39] man     Here. Here's another prize for you, cutie-pie. [06:42] saku     Wow, thanks, old man! [06:48] saku     Yo Wataru, look at this! The old man gave me an extra one. All because I'm cute! [06:52] saku     A prize for being cute. [06:55] wata     Stop emphasizing that part. [06:58] saku     But, Hakuou's a good school. It's so bighearted. [07:04] saku     If I'd known it was such a good school... [07:07] saku     Maybe going to school with Nagi wouldn't have been so bad either... [07:14] narr     Sakuya gave her admission certificate for Hakuou Gakuin to Wataru. [07:21] narr     So this is a subject that he feels guilty about to Sakuya. [07:26] wata     S-Sakuya! Do you want some cotton candy or something? Y'know, cotton candy? My treat. [07:31] saku     Really? Yeah, let's get some! [07:32] wata     After that, how about we go and scoop some goldfish over there? My treat! [07:36] saku     What's up with you all of a sudden? You're being really generous today. [07:39] guar     Ojou-sama! [07:42] guar     Where are you?! [07:44] guar     Ojou-sama! [07:46] mari     Hey, you guys - you're all pretty unreliable, aren't you? [07:50] guar     Gulp. [07:51] guar     B-But, Maria-sama, there's no way we can beat a butler. [07:55] guar     It's like how Super Soldiers don't stand a chance against Innovators. [07:59] mari     Please don't use Nagi-like analogies. [08:02] mari     I guess there's no other way. I'll have to do something about this. [08:06] guar     What? Maria-sama, you're going to rescue her?! [08:10] guar     But it's dangerous! [08:10] guar     How are you going to find her?! [08:15] mari     Hello, Nagi? Where have you been taken? [08:19] guar     Her cellphone?! [08:21] nagi     Oh, Maria. Sorry for making you worry. [08:25] nagi     But it looks like there's no need to be worried. [08:28] nagi     Hey, you there! Maria wants to know what your intentions are. [08:32] kote     Don't worry. You're just bait to lure Hayate Ayasaki here. [08:37] nagi     A trap for Hayate? What are you planning to do once he gets here? [08:41] kote     I'm in love with him. [08:45] nagi     Maria? I'm not in any danger, but this guy's dangerous all the same. [08:49] nagi     Tell the SWAT team to ready the snipers. [08:51] kote     What?! Don't mock me! [08:54] kote     I'm serious. I'm really in... [08:58] nagi     Well, you heard that it'd be dangerous to call Hayate here, so don't. Bye. [09:03] kote     Why, you! [09:05] guar     Boy am I glad that Ojou-sama's safe. [09:08] guar     Yeah, that's great news. [09:10] mari     Shouldn't you be off doing something about this? I'll cut your wages if you don't. [09:16] guar     We'll go confirm Ojou-sama's location! [09:21] mari     But, I wonder where Hayate-kun's gone to... [09:29] haya     Ouch. [09:33] haya     That wasn't good. I can't believe I just fell off a cliff... [09:37] haya     But I guess it means I managed to shake him off. [09:41] haya     All is good for the time be- [09:51] haya     What in the world is this outfit?! [09:52] haya     My clothes are even more embarrassing now! [09:54] haya     What am I going to do? I don't have the cape to conceal my clothes anymore. [09:59] haya     This miniskirt is just too... [10:02] haya     How can I... [10:06] haya     Wh-What? Who are you?! [10:09] doll     It looks like, in this era, people ask questions after they've dropkicked you. [10:16] doll     Anyway, if you don't know who I am, then I'll tell you. [10:19] doll     I couldn't hold myself back anymore, so I appeared before you. [10:22] doll     I am the curse of the Hina doll that's been causing you to cross-dress. [10:27] ---     I am the doll maker, Geppetto! [10:33] haya     I see. So that means this stupid curse will be lifted if I just crush you... [10:37] doll     No, wait! Wait! Lemme go! [10:39] doll     Look, your phone! Your phone's ringing! [10:43] haya     Hello? [10:45] haya     What? Ojou-sama has been kidnapped?! [11:03] all     Happy birthday! [11:05] hina     Huh? What's going on? [11:07] miki     Duh! It's a birthday party. [11:10] hina     A birthday party? But why are there so many people here? [11:13] risa     Have you forgotten what you said? [11:14] hina     Huh? [11:15] hina     We asked you how you were going to celebrate your birthday... [11:18] ---     and you said: [11:19] hina     A birthday party? Hm, I don't really like big parties, [11:25] hina     so I'll probably just go and have dinner with my family or something. [11:28] miki     So that's why we threw the most extravagant bash we possibly could. [11:31] hina     You take being contradictory to a whole new level. [11:32] yuki     Forget about it. It's more fun this way. [11:36] hina     Oh, sis. [11:37] yuki     Here's my present to you. [11:40] yuki     Happy birthday, Hina. [11:43] hina     Oh? Thank you, sis. I didn't think I'd get anything from you. [11:48] hina     I wonder what it is. SIGN    Good for One Back Massage [11:53] yuki     It's a coupon for a back massage. Don't worry, I'm really good at massages. [12:02] hina     But, is it really okay to throw such a huge party? [12:07] miki     Don't sweat it. I'm the daughter of a politician. Parties are my forte. The real problem is... [12:21] miki     If it was straightforward like with that Azumamiya boy, the usual deal would have been fine... [12:27] miki     but, if on the off-chance, it turned into a party with just the two of you... [12:31] miki     So? Where's Hayata-kun's present? [12:33] hina     What? I haven't got one from him. [12:36] hina     That reminds me... [12:38] haya     I'll try to think of a good present to give you. [12:43] hina     Then, maybe that letter... [12:44] hina     Maybe the purpose of that letter was a roundabout way of setting it up so we can be alone? [12:51] hina     What? But... But... Really? But that's... [12:58] hina     What should I do. That's just too... [13:01] miki     Now that the guest of honor is here... [13:03] risa     Let's get this party started! [13:05] ---     What? [13:06] risa     To kick off, let's get the Student Council President up here to sing her heart out! [13:11] hina     What?! [13:13] hina     Wait! What's going on?! [13:16] haya     Where's Ojou-sama being held?! [13:19] mari     Um, according to the tracking devices we attached to both you and Nagi... [13:24] haya     Wait a sec... when did you put plant those on us? [13:27] mari     It looks like the shortest route would be straight through the festival. [13:31] haya     Understood! Don't worry. I'll rescue Ojou-sama! [13:36] doll     In that outfit? [13:38] doll     That kick really hurt, you know. Maybe I'll put an even more embarrassing ensemble on you. [13:43] doll     Maybe you should take a route where you can avoid being seen. [13:50] haya     Mr. Geppetto. This isn't a curse, I'm being punished. [13:54] doll     What? [13:55] haya     The curse, my debt, my studies... Lately, I've only been concerned with my own affairs. [14:01] haya     To think that Ojou-sama is in danger because of me... [14:05] haya     That's why the most embarrassing thing about all this isn't the outfit I'm wearing, but my heart! [14:09] haya     Even if I'm wearing a maid's outfit, I'm still a butler at heart! [14:15] risa     Right, now that she's changed, without further ado, here she is! [14:20] hina     Wait, how did they manage to change my clothes?! And where exactly am I?! [14:26] risa     Please sing for us! The song is: Cruel Angel's Thesis! [14:32] hina     What? No, no, wait! [14:34] ---     I can't sing! [14:36] ---     And now... start the music! [14:40] hina     For crying out loud! [14:43] hina     Just like the cruel angel [14:49] hina     Young boy, become a legend [15:05] hina     Even though the untested breeze taps at the door to your heart [15:12] hina     You just look solely at me and smile [15:20] hina     So intent on seeking out that gentle touch [15:27] hina     Such innocent eyes, still ignorant of their destiny [15:34] hina     But someday, you are sure to realize that upon your back [15:42] hina     You have the wings with which to fly towards the distant future [15:49] hina     The cruel angel's thesis [15:53] hina     Soon, you will take flight from the windowsill [15:57] hina     With your torrent of ardent pathos [16:01] hina     If you are to betray our memories [16:04] hina     You, who embrace these heavens and shine [16:08] hina     Young boy, become a legend [16:17] miki     Hina really knows how to get a crowd going. [16:20] risa     I can't believe she was able to sing a song she barely knows so passionately. [16:24] sega     Hina-chan's amazing. [16:27] hina     And now, the three other members of the Student Council will sing: [16:30] hina     The Girl Who Leapt Through Time! [16:33] all     What?! [16:35] narr     Hina-chan gets her revenge! [16:38] ---     The girl who leapt... [16:38] mom     But, a lively birthday like this isn't bad either. [16:42] ---     through time. [16:42] hina     This has just turned into a karaoke competition. [16:45] mom     Who cares? You were cute up there. [16:45] ---     Love is... [16:47] mom     I can just picture your father's face of regret... [16:48] ---     a shining... [16:49] mom     for being unable to come home from his travels abroad. [16:50] ---     boat. [16:51] hina     Don't tell Dad about this. [16:52] ---     I will leap over... [16:54] mom     By the way, I haven't seen Ayasaki-kun around anywhere. [16:56] ---     the past, the future, and the stars, [16:59] letter     Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock     One on one!     Meet at the top of the Hakuou     Gakuin Clock Tower     and let's fight (Bring weapons) [17:01] ---     so catch me in your arms. [17:02] hina     Mom, please go on home without me. [17:05] mom     What? [17:06] hina     I have a score to settle. [17:11] nagi     Not like that! How many times do I have to tell you?! [17:13] nagi     When I tell you to bring me a coffee, you have to bring me a latte! [17:17] nagi     Are you trying to embarrass your master who can't drink black coffee... [17:19] nagi     by getting her to add lots of milk and sugar in front of everyone?! [17:23] kote     B-But! [17:25] nagi     No buts! [17:26] nagi     What kind of training have you had up till now?! [17:28] nagi     Are you even a butler at all?! [17:30] nagi     Listen. When your master wants gumdrops, you don't ask what flavor. [17:34] nagi     You should always have mint, plum and blueberry as backup. [17:37] nagi     To cover all bases, you should also have lemon and grapefruit on hand. [17:39] nagi     Then, you carefully slip it into their pocket. [17:41] nagi     That's how a first-rate butler must act. [17:43] kote     No one can be that considerate! [17:46] nagi     Hayate does it. [17:49] nagi     On top of that, Hayate also slips gumdrops and kelp snacks into my pockets... [17:52] nagi     and he's prepared for any situation... [17:53] kote     Shut up, shut up, shut up! [17:55] kote     You're a hostage whose purpose is to lure out Ayasaki! [17:59] kote     Hostages shouldn't criticize their kidnappers! [18:01] nagi     I've criticized every single person who's kidnapped me. [18:05] kote     What a despicable hostage. [18:11] nagi     Anyway, what are you going to do when he gets here? [18:15] kote     I doubt you'll understand, [18:17] kote     but I summoned all of my courage and confessed my love to him, even though I have no luck with girls. [18:23] kote     It was love at first sight. I thought... I thought he was a really cute girl... [18:30] nagi     I see. [18:31] kote     My love for him was true! It was! [18:35] ---     But he was actually a guy... and he betrayed my feelings! [18:41] kote     That's why I'll capture him and beat him to a pulp. [18:44] nagi     I see. So when you found out he was a guy, you turned away. [18:48] nagi     Boy, your love sure is shallow. [18:51] kote     What?! [18:53] nagi     It's true though, isn't it? Your love only amounted to liking his outer appearance. [18:59] nagi     Your heart wasn't in it at all. [19:02] nagi     The reason you can't get a girlfriend is because your love is so shallow! [19:10] kote     It's true. [19:13] haya     Ojou-sama! [19:15] haya     Are you all right? [19:16] nagi     Hayate, you really are hopeless. I told you not to come here. [19:21] haya     Kotetsu-san! If you harmed my Ojou-sama in any way, then I'll... [19:25] kote     I'm giving her back. [19:27] kote     It's all true. [19:29] kote     As soon as I found out that you were a guy, I flipped out like a fool. [19:35] haya     Did something happen? [19:37] nagi     Well, it just means that he's not really a bad guy. [19:40] kote     Thank you. You've opened my eyes. [19:43] nagi     Don't mention it. I didn't really do much. [19:47] kote     So, let me say it one more time! [19:49] haya     What? [19:50] kote     Please move to Holland with me, where gay marriage is legal, and marry me, Ayasaki! [19:57] nagi     Are you brain-dead?! [20:00] kote     Wh-Why? [20:04] nagi     Hayate's body and soul belong to me! [20:08] nagi     I won't let a guy like you have even a strand of hair off his head! Jackass! [20:11] kote     But, wasn't it you who convinced me I was in love? [20:18] nagi     I'm mad now. We're going home, Hayate! [20:20] haya     What? B-But... [20:22] haya     I'm still under the curse of this Hina doll... [20:27] nagi     What?! [20:29] nagi     So, you plan on messing with my Hayate as well?! [20:32] doll     Er... um... sorry for intruding! [20:43] nagi     Why are you dawdling?! We're going home! [20:46] haya     Right! [20:53] haya     Man, I'm totally exhausted. [20:57] haya     I should just clear my mind and drift off to sleep. [21:16] haya     But I feel like I've forgotten something... [21:23] haya     I have! [21:30] haya     We were supposed to meet at nine. [21:32] haya     But it's eleven thirty already, so I doubt she'd still be... [21:41] haya     The door's open? [21:43] haya     Um, Hinagiku-san? [22:11] haya     Hinagiku-san? [22:13] hina     Huh? Ayasaki-kun? [22:20] narr     The lively festival has drawn to a close and the night is silent once again. [22:26] narr     In a deserted corner of the campus, a birthday party for just these two is about to begin. [24:06] girl     We got some great pictures tonight. [24:08] girl     Yeah, Hina-chan on stage and Hayata-kun cosplaying. [24:11] risa     But, we can't stop there! [24:12] girl     That's right. We still need "The City Girl vs. The Evil Governor". [24:15] risa     And for that sensual content, Isumi will step in! [24:17] izu     Wait, what?! No, no way! [24:20] risa     Oh you like it, don't you?! You love it! [24:22] izu     No, I don't! [24:24] girl     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled FEELING OF FREEDOM. [24:27] girl     That's where Hina-chan's birthday arc will be concluded. [24:30] izu     No, Mr. Governor, you mustn't! 13 - Feeling of Freedom Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] narr     Hayate promised to give Hinagiku     a birthday present, [01:38] narr     but a doll's curse turned him into a maid, [01:42] narr     a strange man fell in love with him, [01:46] narr     and he had to rescue his kidnapped master. So in the end,     he completely forgot about his meeting with Hinagiku. [01:59] haya     We were supposed to meet at nine. [02:02] haya     But it's eleven thirty already,     so I doubt she'd still... [02:11] haya     The door's open? [02:13] haya     Um, Hinagiku-san? [02:39] haya     Hinagiku-san? [02:42] hina     Huh? Ayasaki-kun? [02:46] narr     The lively festival has drawn to a close     and the night is silent once again. [02:53] narr     In a deserted corner of the campus, a birthday     party for just these two is about to begin. [03:09] narr     Time has danced its merry dance onward, [03:12] narr     and the end of the bustling festival plunged     Hakuou Gakuin into silence once more. [03:15] narr     The girl waits alone... [03:17] narr     in the Student Council office at     the top of the clock tower. [03:21] narr     They were meant to meet at nine,     but it's already ten o'clock. [03:26] hina     So, why isn't he here yet? [03:29] narr     Because of Hayate's tardiness, an innocent     clock is in mortal danger! [03:34] hina     Didn't you learn in school that you always     have to leave a ten minute buffer? [03:37] hina     If you agree to be here at nine,     normal people show up at ten to nine! [03:41] hina     Hey, are you listening?! Hey! [03:43] narr     Do you really expect an answer? [03:45] hina     If you're coming, then hurry up and     get here already, you idiot! [03:49] narr     At this point, her anger     has reached its peak. [03:53] narr     But another hour passed... [04:01] hina     Geez, what's going on? [04:03] ---     Are you standing me up or what? [04:06] hina     I messed up. I don't even have his cellphone number... [04:11] hina     Wait... does Hayate-kun     even have a cellphone? [04:14] haya     Then, I'll try to think of a     good present to give you. [04:19] hina     Geez, I just told you it didn't matter... [04:23] hina     He hasn't even come to see me after promising     me that. Maybe he just doesn't like me. [04:30] hina     Well, I guess I never did anything     that would make him like me... [04:34] hina     and I never showed him my cute side... [04:38] hina     I guess it's only natural that     he doesn't like me. [04:40] narr     Do you even have a cute, feminine side? [04:45] hina     For some reason, I just got an overwhelming     urge to smash this clock. [04:50] narr     Eeks! I didn't say anything! [04:55] haya     If you had just asked, I'd have come and saved you. [04:58] hina     That's what he told me when     we first met, and now this... [05:03] hina     He's totally abandoned me! [05:05] ---     I bet he's even forgotten how we met... [05:17] hina     Hey, Sis... [05:19] hina     Where have Mom and Dad gone? [05:29] hina     Dad! Mom! [05:31] hina     Dad! Mom! [05:37] haya     Hinagiku-san... [05:39] haya     Hinagiku-san... [05:43] haya     Um... Hinagiku-san? [05:48] hina     Huh? Ayasaki-kun? [05:50] hina     Oh, I must have fallen asleep... [05:54] hina     Wait... what time is it? [05:57] hina     Half past eleven?! [06:02] hina     I thought the plan was to meet at nine? [06:05] haya     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [06:06] hina     I guess that means you're using Musashi     Miyamoto's tactics, aren't you? [06:10] haya     What? [06:10] hina     Purposefully arriving late to the battle so that     your opponent will have lowered their guard. [06:14] haya     Actually, that's not it.     Um, how should I put this? [06:19] haya     I kinda forgot about our meeting... [06:22] haya     Huh? Um, Hinagiku-san? [06:27] hina     You forgot about our meeting? [06:30] haya     Yes. There's been a lot going     on tonight, you see. [06:33] haya     Tonight's been really annoying. [06:36] hina     You're calling this annoying? [06:37] haya     N-No! I meant I was dragged into     an annoying situation earlier! [06:42] hina     You wanted a fight, right?     Draw your weapon then. [06:47] haya     Huh? Um, actually, I err... [06:50] haya     I don't mind declaring     you the winner. [06:57] hina     Even if you're fine with it, I'm not satisfied! [07:02] hina     Hold it right there! [07:09] fat     By the way, why did you put "Bring     weapons" on that letter? [07:13] isu     Well, if it's a fight with weapons, [07:16] isu     you can easily settle the match if you knock     your opponent's weapon out of their hands. [07:19] fat     I see. [07:21] isu     And besides, hand-to-hand combat     requires... you know... [07:26] isu     bodily contact... [07:29] fat     Hm, you're quite... [07:32] isu     Q-Quite what? Quite what?! [07:35] fat     Since the curse seems to have been lifted,     those two don't have any reason to fight, [07:41] fat     but if they fought seriously, who     do you think would win? [07:45] isu     Let's see... if they used weaponry, Hayate-sama     would be at a disadvantage. [07:50] fat     Is that because it's difficult     for him to fight girls? [07:54] isu     Well, yes, there's that, but also because     the Student Council President... [07:58] isu     is still in possession of the Wooden     Sword, Masamune. [08:03] isu     It's an heirloom of the Saginomiyas... [08:06] isu     and it draws out the maximum potential     of the person wielding it. [08:09] isu     If someone like the Student Council     President wields it in combat, [08:12] ---     she'd be able to predict every single     one of Hayate-sama's moves. [08:20] haya     I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! [08:25] isu     The only drawback is that it amplifies     your emotions too, [08:31] isu     but she'd probably be fine with that because     she always keeps her feelings in check. [08:37] fat     What if, for some reason, she couldn't     control her emotions? [08:41] isu     Then, Hayate-sama would be in trouble.     But you don't have to worry about that. [08:46] fat     Are you sure it's okay? [08:47] isu     I just told you everything's fine. Trust me! [08:51] hina     For crying out loud! Your master remembered,     but you're just a forgetful butler! [09:03] haya     D-Damn. This is going badly... What should I do?! [09:07] ang     Use the special technique, Luke. [09:11] haya     What the... Who are you?! [09:12] ang     You know how comics have good     and evil sides of your conscience? [09:17] ang     I'm one of those. I'm the angel. Or, in other words,     the incarnation of your special technique. [09:22] haya     Weren't there any other angels out     there who looked less ridiculous?! [09:26] ang     Details, details. This is the     time to use your special... [09:30] ang     B-Dash Attack! [09:33] haya     Hold on a moment, Mr. Angel. Don't just go     randomly naming it by yourself... [09:37] ang     The codeword is "bee." [09:39] ang     If you've got that, go for it! Bee! [09:42] haya     You only came here to deliver     that line, didn't you?! [09:45] haya     If you're going to name it,     name it something good! [09:47] ang     Show her that the size of her breasts     makes a significant difference... [09:50] ang     to her fighting ability. [09:52] haya     Why did you bring that up?! [09:56] haya     Oh no, Mr. Angel! [10:00] hina     What are you babbling about     in the middle of our fight? [10:03] haya     Oh no, my special technique was defeated     too. I'm really in trouble now! [10:08] hina     Besides, you're the one who promised     to get me something for my birthday! [10:12] hina     You don't even know what I've been     through these last few days! [10:16] hina     Huh? [10:17] haya     I'm sorry! I'm sorry! [10:19] haya     But there really has been a lot going on! [10:22] hina     So what if you've had a lot on your plate?! [10:24] hina     Hey, wait... [10:25] hina     What about our promise?! [10:26] hina     What am I saying? [10:28] hina     I know I might not be feminine     or cute, but... [10:32] hina     I can't control my emotions... [10:35] haya     I'm sorry! I'm really sorry! [10:41] haya     What? [10:51] hina     It's the most important day     of the year for me. [10:57] hina     You should at least remember it, you idiot. [11:07] haya     I'm sorry. [11:10] haya     I really am sorry. [11:14] nagi     This isn't good! [11:16] mari     What? Is something wrong, Nagi? [11:21] nagi     This matter needs my attention! [11:24] nagi     Maybe I should have recorded the     series in the order it aired... [11:26] nagi     instead of putting it according     to the episode numbers. [11:29] mari     What? [11:30] nagi     Otherwise, if my friend watches     the tapes in that order... [11:32] nagi     they'll get a completely different impression than me because     I saw it on TV! I have to attend to this immediately! [11:37] mari     Um, don't you think we     should get some rest? [11:40] nagi     Yes! Good night! [11:42] narr     And the sleepless night moves     on to its final scenes... [11:52] narr     Rewind to a few days ago... [11:55] nagi     So? Have you decided on a     present for Hinagiku yet? [11:58] haya     Yes, but I can't give her     anything extravagant. [12:02] nagi     I'm still a bit worried. [12:04] haya     About what? [12:05] nagi     Well, if Hinagiku falls in love with you     because you give her a present... [12:11] haya     No! No! No! What are you talking about, Ojou-sama?     That could never happen! Right? [12:16] mari     That's right. [12:18] mari     There's no way a girl like Hinagiku-san,     with her supermodel looks, [12:21] mari     could fall in love with Hayate-kun.     That's just illogical! [12:27] mari     Right? [12:28] Haya     Um, yes... that's right... [12:31] nagi     But are you sure there's     nothing to worry about? [12:34] mari     It's simply impossible! [12:36] Haya     Um, yes... that's right... [12:39] narr     That's what happened a few     days ago. And now... [12:45] haya     Okay, the tea's ready. [12:48] haya     Oh, are you a little hungry? [12:51] haya     It looks like you've got some ingredients up     here, so I'll knock something together. [12:55] hina     That was a mistake... the     mistake of a lifetime... [13:01] hina     That... [13:03] hina     How could I let that happen?! [13:07] haya     This might not be appropriate right now     because you're still angry at me, [13:11] haya     but you do have a cute side to     you, don't you, Hinagiku-san? [13:16] hina     Just kill me now... [13:20] haya     Oh, Hinagiku-san?! [13:23] hina     This is bad! At this rate, I'll keep on losing!     I don't even know what I'm losing at, though! [13:28] hina     There's no way I can just     keep losing like this. [13:31] hina     I have to win somehow! [13:33] hina     Though, I don't know what     I'd be winning at, either! [13:36] hina     Yeah, so... [13:37] hina     The present! The present! [13:39] hina     Weren't you going to give     me a fantastic present?! [13:41] haya     What? [13:42] hina     Incidentally, your master     gave me this Bu... Bul... [13:48] hina     I can't read what make it is but it's an     adorable little watch all the same! [13:52] hina     Ayasaki-kun, can you top this?! [13:55] haya     What are the rules of this match? [14:00] haya     Well, I don't know the rules, but here I go. [14:02] hina     Y-You're going to try to top it? [14:05] haya     Here you go. [14:08] hina     What are they? [14:09] haya     They're some cookies I baked for you. [14:13] haya     I thought about making a cake, [14:16] haya     but then I decided someone else would already have     prepared you a much more extravagant one anyway. [14:21] haya     I mean, your family and friends are all rich, [14:25] ---     so I guess I deliberately went     in the opposite direction. [14:29] haya     By the way, my family was stupidly poor, [14:34] haya     so all of my birthdays were     laced with despair... [14:37] ---     and I only got a single cookie     instead of a cake sometimes. [14:40] hina     That's a pretty sad image... [14:46] haya     Um, Hinagiku-san? [14:48] hina     What is it? [14:51] haya     I don't know the rules, so did I just lose? [14:55] hina     N-No, you didn't. Thank you. [14:59] hina     I just remembered something. [15:04] hina     I had the same experience. [15:07] hina     Something like a cookie instead of cake. [15:10] hina     The only present I received     was just a tiny hairpin... [15:13] hina     I had a birthday like that. [15:15] haya     That's quite surprising. I mean,     your family's so rich! [15:19] hina     Yes, but they're... [15:25] ---     not my real parents. [15:32] hina     My real parents dumped an eighty million yen debt     on me before my sixth birthday and disappeared. [15:43] hina     My sister somehow managed to take care of the     debt with that personality of hers, but... [15:47] coff     Hey, come back with them coffee beans! [15:49] yuki     I'll bring them back later! [15:51] hina     After that, the Katsuras took us in. [15:56] yuki     Bam! [15:58] wom     Honey! [16:00] dad     Y-You... [16:02] yuki     As promised, I've come here     so you can adopt us. [16:06] hina     My father actually used to be my     sister's grade school teacher. [16:11] hina     He's not a teacher anymore, but he's always     been worried about my sister. [16:18] haya     I didn't know Hinagiku-san     had such a past... [16:21] hina     I've asked you this before, but... don't you     think they had some kind of reason? [16:26] hina     Don't you think there was a reason     they couldn't take you with them? [16:34] haya     Um, Hinagiku-san, the mother you     live with now... Don't you... [16:38] hina     I do! I love her! [16:41] ---     I love her to bits, but... [16:44] hina     I used to love my real mother too, so... [16:53] haya     Um, can you come with me for a moment? [16:57] hina     What! No! Not the terrace, I... [17:00] haya     It's all right. [17:02] hina     N-No! You know I'm afraid of heights! [17:08] haya     I'll hold on to you tight. [17:12] haya     Please open your eyes. [17:55] hina     It's amazing... [17:57] haya     You showed me this view     when we first met. [18:03] haya     They may have had a reason.     They may not have. [18:09] haya     And to others, it might look horrible, and you might     have deep scars etched across your heart, but... [18:18] ---     where we are right now isn't all that bad, is it? [18:27] hina     I've finally realized... [18:31] hina     I'm in love with this guy. [18:38] hina     This guy... [18:42] hina     But I feel like loving someone     will make them disappear. [18:46] hina     That thought scares me. [18:54] hina     I'm stupid. [18:58] hina     Just like with this view... [19:00] hina     It was right there in front of me,     but I was too afraid to look at it. [19:05] haya     Are you scared right now? [19:10] hina     Yes. [19:14] hina     But... [19:16] ---     it doesn't feel so bad. [19:25] nagi     So? Did you end up giving     Hinagiku your present? [19:29] haya     You do realize they were     just cookies, don't you? [19:31] nagi     But... What if the one-in-a-million chance     that Hinagiku fell in love actually... [19:35] haya     There you go again, Ojou-sama. There's     no way that would ever happen. [19:39] hina     Good morning! [19:41] hina     You're looking as pale     as always. [19:45] haya     Hinagiku-san. [19:46] hina     If you wear such a gloomy     expression every morning, [19:49] hina     nothing good will ever come     to you, Hayate-kun. [19:53] hina     See ya! [19:57] haya     See? There's no way she'd ever     love someone like me, right? [20:01] nagi     Well, I guess... [20:07] hina     Mom... Dad... I've met a guy I like... [20:12] hina     A guy I've fallen for. [20:14] hina     That's wonderful, isn't it? [20:19] hina     I'm sure it is. [20:26] miki     What are you doing? [20:28] hina     Nothing. I just thought I might     have been cured... [20:34] narr     That's our Student Council President.     Still afraid of heights. [20:41] os/nagi     Hayate the Combat Butler     - Special Extra!! [20:46] narr     Usually the ending credits would     start rolling right about now, [20:50] narr     but this time, we've got some     news we wanna tell you. [20:53] narr     Previously, in episode twelve, not     only did this guy kidnap Nagi, [20:57] narr     but she also floored him in one hit - of course,     we're talking about Kotetsu Segawa. [21:01] narr     So, what happened to him afterwards? [21:10] narr     He was arrested, naturally. [21:12] girl     What? Kotetsu was arrested?!     What a shock! [21:16] haya     Of course he was. [21:18] haya     No matter how hard you try to present     it as a joke, kidnapping is still a crime, [21:22] haya     and the constitutional state of Japan     won't let you get away with it. [21:26] mari     Didn't you recently present     the same joke yourself? [21:28] narr     Well, as it was his first offense and     because of Nagi's compassion, [21:33] narr     his sentence was light. [21:35] haya     He should have been locked up for life. [21:38] nagi     Maria, Hayate's kinda dark... [21:40] mari     Well, he's holding a grudge because     a huge crowd saw him in that dress. [21:46] narr     And after writing apologies to     a number of people, paying fines, SIGN    Performing Community Service [21:49] narr     and a dose of community service, he     escaped being expelled from school. [21:55] haya     Damn! [21:56] nagi     Maria, Hayate's... [21:58] mari     Well, his heart has been scarred, after all. [22:02] kote     Don't be so cold, Ayasaki! [22:05] haya     When did you break out of prison!? [22:07] kote     That's not it at all! I'm on probation!     I got out legally! [22:13] kote     Because... I wanted to see you     again as soon as possible. [22:16] haya     Don't say creepy stuff like that! [22:21] nagi     Hayate's... Hayate's really going wild! [22:23] mari     He must have really hated it. [22:26] hina     And with that, tune in again next week! [22:29] nagi     She took our ending away from us! [22:31] girl     Bye! [22:32] narr     And now, the credits. [24:07] mari     I heard you came home very late last night. [24:10] mari     Hayate-kun, have you finally succumbed     to the pleasures of the night? [24:13] haya     Th-That's not it at all. I was just on campus... [24:16] mari     What? Were you going around     smashing windows on campus? [24:20] mari     Are you telling me you couldn't     act civilized and well-behaved? [24:23] haya     I didn't ride around on a stolen bicycle! [24:26] haya     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler     is entitled The Saginomiya Clan. [24:31] mari     Isumi-san's family will make an appearance! 14 - The Saginomiya Clan Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] haya     all rankings also On screen in the format [Rank | Name | Votes] [01:46] nagi*     It's time to announce the results of the Hayate the Combat Butler Second Popularity Contest! [01:53] haya     Ladies and gentlemen, this week we're doing a special project! [01:56] nagi     We're going to announce the results of the poll... [01:59] nagi     held in Weekly Shonen Sunday! [02:04] crowd     Awesome! [02:06] saku     I wonder where we'll place. [02:09] isu     My heart's racing! [02:10] haya     I can almost hear our viewers asking, "What? When did the first contest take place?" [02:17] haya     And, "Why are you doing this now?" [02:21] nagi     But please, don't sweat the details for the moment. [02:24] haya     Even me and Ojou-sama don't actually know who will take the all-important Number One spot that everyone's dying to know. [02:30] nagi     Did your favorite character make the list? [02:34] haya     We'll start with Number Ten through to Number Six. Please enlighten us, O mysterious voice from heaven! [02:40] narr     In tenth place, with 437 votes: Isumi Saginomiya. [02:45] narr     Number 10 Isumi Saginomiya 437 votes [02:48] narr     At Number Nine, with 705 votes: Chiharu Harukaze! [02:50] narr     Number 9 Chiharu Harukaze 705 votes [02:52] chi     I see. [02:54] narr     In eighth, with 881 votes: Sakuya Aizawa! [02:57] narr     Number 8 Sakuya Aizawa 881 votes [02:58] saku     Aw nuts, I thought I'd get a little higher up than that! [03:02] narr     The seventh placed person with 888 votes is Ayumu Nishizawa! [03:05] narr     Rank 7 Ayumu Nishizawa 888 votes [03:07] ayu     Wh-Who, me?! [03:09] narr     At Number Six, with 905 votes: Izumi Segawa. [03:11] narr     Rank 6 Izumi Segawa 905 votes [03:14] izu     Thanks everyone! [03:14] nagi     Well, so far the results seem to make sense. [03:18] haya     Then, let's continue, starting with fifth place... [03:21] narr     In fifth, with 1008 votes: the Mystery Girl... [03:24] narr     Rank 5 the Mystery Girl 1008 votes [03:25] narr     ... who unfortunately, the Mystery Girl had other commitments and couldn't be here with us today. [03:29] saku     Who the hell's this Mystery Girl?! [03:31] ayu     Why are we only seeing her back? [03:34] haya     It says here that anyone who wants to know more should go and read Weekly Shonen Sunday. [03:39] haya     And now, at Number Four! [03:42] narr     At Number Four, with 1366 votes: Hayate Ayasaki! [03:46] narr     Rank 4 Hayate Ayasaki 1366 votes [03:48] nagi     Fourth, huh? I wanted us to be first and second, Hayate. [03:54] haya     I'm sorry, Ojou-sama... [03:56] nagi     Never mind. Just try harder next time. [03:59] narr     In third place, with 1776 votes: Nagi Sanzenin! [04:03] narr     Rank 3 Nagi Sanzenin 1776 votes [04:05] nagi     Wait, what?! [04:08] nagi     But I'm the heroine... and I'm only third? [04:13] haya     Congratulations, Ojou-sama! You're so amazing making it into the top three! [04:19] narr     As both of the presenters appear to be shaken by the news, I'll just go ahead and announce the second-placed person. [04:26] narr     In second place, with 1814 votes: Maria! [04:31] narr     Rank 2 Maria 1814 votes [04:33] mari     Oh really? [04:34] nagi     M-Maria?! [04:36] narr     And the all-important first place goes to: [04:42] narr     Hinagiku Katsura with 4185 votes! [04:45] narr     Rank 1 Hinagiku Katsura 4185 votes [04:49] hina     Um, thank you very much. [04:51] nagi     Four... Four-thousand votes?! [04:57] haya     Ojou-sama, snap out of it! [04:59] haya     Ojou-sama! Are you all right? [04:59] nagi     This is ridiculous. [05:03] narr     And with that, the Second Popularity Contest comes to a close! [05:08] crowd     All right! Woo! [05:24] nagi     Oh, it was all just a dream. [05:28] nagi     Of course it was. There's no way I'd lose to Maria and Hinagiku. [05:35] narr     Unfortunately for Nagi, the rankings were a hundred percent accurate. [05:41] nagi     Oh well, back to sleep. [05:45] narr     And with that, our special project is over. [05:48] narr     So, without further ado, the main storyline you've all been waiting for! SIGN    The Saginomiya Clan [06:06] saku     Well, hot damn! Looks like you finally finished it after all that. [06:09] isu     I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd cause me so many problems. [06:13] isu     Are you all right? [06:15] saku     Everybody has an off day. [06:18] saku     So, what was that thing? [06:21] isu     It was a dream monster. [06:23] isu     It's a horrifying monster that entices sleeping people into its own dream so it can devour them. [06:29] saku     Into its own dream, you say? [06:32] isu     And if you get sucked in, you have this nightmare about finishing in third in Hayate the Combat Butler's... [06:39] isu     Second Popularity Contest. [06:42] saku     That's quite a specific nightmare. [06:45] saku     Anyway, let's head home. I don't want to hang around here forever. [06:49] isu     Me neither. Let's go home. [06:57] saku     Jeepers! It's still alive! [06:59] isu     Leave it to me, I'll... [07:11] isu     Wait! [07:15] saku     Um... so when you say "leave it to you", what are you going to do exactly? [07:21] mari     Please take this to Isumi-san. [07:25] haya     Gotcha. I'll go right away. [07:30] nagi     Apparently, Isumi's not feeling well, so take that to her and try and cheer her up. [07:36] nagi     She told me I didn't need to go visit her. [07:39] haya     All right. But you know, Ojou-sama... [07:45] haya     A girl shouldn't be playing games in such an improper manner. [07:51] nagi     You idiot! I got it already, so get going! [07:54] haya     Okay, I'll be off then. [07:59] haya     Still, Isumi-san's house is pretty huge. [08:04] haya     I wonder how many acres it covers... [08:27] hat     Which button do I have to press on the intercom again? [08:32] haya     There's only one button... [08:36] haya     It's this one. [08:37] haya     When you press this button, someone from inside will come to the door. [08:41] hat     What? [08:45] hat     Unfortunately, that's a lie. [08:48] haya     What? But why? [08:50] hat     Because someone has already come out of the house. [08:56] haya     What? [08:56] isu     Mother Hatsuho! [08:58] isu     I was just thinking that you were late getting back. [09:03] isu     Did you get lost again? [09:06] hat     Oh, Isumi-chan, I'm home. [09:09] haya     Huh? Isumi-san, did you call her your mother? [09:12] hat     See? I told you. Because I'm outside, someone from the house is already outside. [09:20] hat     Elementary, my dear Watson. [09:23] isu     That's enough Conan-kun impersonations for one day. Come inside already. [09:30] isu     Hayate-sama, you too. [09:31] haya     Ah, yes. [09:34] kuj     Oh, so this is the Sanzenin's new butler? [09:39] kuj     My, my, you look just like Hatsuho. [09:42] isu     Grandmother, that is Hatsuho. [09:46] hat     I never knew that I was the Sanzenin's new butler. [09:51] kuj     What are you talking about? Of course you're not a sheep! [09:57] isu     I'm sorry, Hayate-sama. Everyone in my family is... a little slow. [10:03] ---     Come on... [10:05] haya     That reminds me... [10:09] haya     Why does Isumi-san go out alone when she knows she'll just get lost all the time? [10:14] nagi     That's easy. [10:15] nagi     She thinks she's got it together. [10:19] haya     That's what Ojou-sama said, but... [10:22] kuj     Oh dear, the butler disappeared. [10:25] hat     And he looked just like me until a moment ago. [10:28] isu     You two, get it together, will you?! [10:32] haya     I see! It'd make sense if she thinks she's got it together if this is what her family is like. [10:40] isu     Hayate-sama, I'm apologize for my family... [10:44] haya     Oh, don't sweat it. [10:46] haya     Oh, that reminds me... Ojou-sama told me you're not feeling well, Isumi-san, [10:52] haya     but you look pretty healthy. [10:53] isu     Yeah, I'm fine physically, but... [11:03] isu     A-As you can see, my p-powers... [11:09] isu     For crying out loud! [11:12] isu     Hold it, you! [11:14] haya     I see. So, things like this can happen too. [11:17] hat     Because she's still young, her powers are somewhat unstable. [11:21] hat     Having said that, her powers are many times stronger than mine or her grandmother's... [11:25] haya     But how can we fix this? [11:29] hat     That's actually quite difficult. [11:31] hat     According to my divination, it would require a sixteen-year-old boy... [11:37] hat     who's strong and manly, but still looks pretty feminine, [11:44] hat     who's a butler who has been cursed since birth with wretched luck, SIGN    Hate [11:48] hat**     and whose name starts with Ha. [11:51] hat     We need to take the lifeblood from a boy matching that description when he's cornered and pushed to his limits. [11:57] haya     I see. [11:58] hat     If only such a boy existed, we could fix this, [12:01] hat     but there's no way something as convenient as that could... [12:04] haya     What should I do? Isumi-san is Ojou-sama's best friend. [12:08] haya     I guess it's my duty as a butler to offer myself... [12:11] haya     But what was that bit about being cornered and pushed to my limits? [12:14] haya     That sounds pretty dangerous... [12:21] isu     Wait! [12:23] haya     However... [12:24] haya     Still... [12:26] haya     Isumi-san... [12:26] isu     You can't do that! [12:29] isu     This is born from a lack of skill on my part. [12:33] isu     I also know why my powers are unstable. [12:35] isu     That's why I'd never do anything that would put you in danger. [12:40] haya     But, Isumi-san... [12:43] haya     What should we do about that thing? [12:51] haya     Isumi-san! [12:53] isu     Hayate-sama! [12:56] haya     Isumi-san! [13:00] isu     When I can't use my powers, it's so... [13:04] haya     Can't you do anything? [13:06] hat     Even though we have weapons, we're just too... [13:11] haya     Then, I'll take it on. [13:20] haya     That's what I said, but how can I deal with something like this? [13:24] bee     Fret not! [13:25] bee     That monster controls dreams, so its only power is the power of illusions. [13:29] bee     Therefore, if you squint, you'll see its true form! [13:32] haya     Who said that? [13:33] haya     If I squint? [13:46] narr     He saw its true form. [13:48] haya     Finishing Move: Controller Slash! [14:00] haya     Isumi-san, are you hurt? [14:03] isu     Hayate-sama... [14:09] isu     Thank you very much, Hayate-sama. [14:12] haya     Oh, it was nothing. [14:14] haya     But, are you sure it's okay? [14:16] haya     I'm kinda used to being cornered and pushed to my limits. [14:21] isu     I'll try to sort out my problems myself. [14:26] haya     Well, please let me know if there's anything I can do for you. [14:29] isu     Yes, thank you very much. [14:31] haya     I'll be off then. [14:34] gin     Why don't we accept your help then? [14:40] narr     We're going to segue into the second half with this foreboding atmosphere... [14:56] haya     I bet things are pretty tough for Isumi-san if she can't use her powers. [15:00] haya     I want to help her somehow, but... [15:04] haya     Lifeblood from when I've been cornered and pushed to my limits... [15:09] haya     What does that mean anyway? [15:25] sign     If you don't take them in, they'll all die. [15:26] haya     What's with the aggressive sign?! [15:29] haya     I-Impossible. [15:30] haya     Just Shiranui alone is trouble enough as it is, there's no way we could handle this many animals! [15:35] haya     Do I pretend I never saw them? But it says they'll die if I don't take them in. [15:41] haya     What should I do? [15:47] gin     Curses, I missed. [15:50] gin     Too bad, huh? We were so close. [15:53] gin     Let's go everyone. [15:57] haya     What just happened? [16:01] mari     Hayate-kun? [16:03] haya     Oh, Maria-san. [16:04] mari     Are you just coming back from Isumi-san's? [16:08] haya     Yes. What about you? [16:10] mari     I was just going to do a bit of shopping, but it's weird. [16:16] mari     I wasn't planning on coming this way, but then I found myself here. [16:21] haya     Hm, I guess you must just be tired. I'll do the shopping for you. [16:28] mari     Oh, really? Then, let's walk together until we get there. [16:31] ---     Sure. [16:37] haya     Maria-san, is something wrong? [16:39] mari     Hayate-kun? Don't you think that's a little too bold? [16:44] mari     In broad daylight... in the middle of the street... [16:49] haya     Huh? What do you mean? [16:52] mari     I mean... you know, suddenly touching my b-behind... [16:57] haya     What? No! I didn't touch you at all! [17:04] mari     But I'm sure I just felt a hand... [17:08] haya     Oh no! This is really bad! I have to do something! [17:12] haya     I-I'm telling you that... [17:17] gin     Curses, missed again! Looks like I've got no choice! [17:22] gin     Let's go to Plan B. [17:25] haya     Um, Maria-san, are you all right? But I'm sure now you know it wasn't me who... [17:31] mari     Yes, I get it already. Go and do something about that pervert! [17:35] haya     Y-Yes! [17:37] isu     Mother. [17:39] hat     What is it, Isumi-chan? [17:40] isu     I can't seem to find great-grandmother Ginka. [17:45] hat     Great-grandmother went out a little while ago. [17:48] hat     She said she was going to try and get your powers back for you... [17:54] isu     Get my powers back? [17:57] isu     What? But that means... [18:01] hat     I think she might be considering killing Ayasaki-kun softly or something. [18:06] isu     I'm going out for a bit! [18:09] hat     Good luck. [18:13] haya     Wait! [18:16] haya     Wait! [18:17] gin     Oh, he's chasing me. [18:26] gin     Then, this'll be easy. [18:29] gin     This is for you. [18:32] gin     Not! [18:34] haya     Whoa! How could you do that?! [18:40] haya     Wait, this is play money. [18:46] haya     That same old trick won't work on me again! [18:52] gin     This guy's annoying! [18:57] gin     How about this! [19:04] gin     Take this! [19:17] gin     I've got you now! [19:19] haya     Oh no you don't! [19:28] haya     What's your problem?! [19:30] haya     Who are you anyway?! [19:34] haya     A child? [19:36] gin     You kicked me in my face... [19:39] gin     You just kicked my face! [19:40] gin     When all I wanted to do was kill you. [19:43] haya     Wait, wait. When your life's on the line, kicking someone is- [19:47] gin     You're horrible! You're so mean! This has nothing to do with Isumi anymore. [19:53] gin     Someone as mean as you should... [19:56] gin     be crushed! [20:19] gin     It just had to happen now, didn't it? [20:22] haya     Um, are you all right? [20:36] haya     Seriously, are you all right? [20:38] gin     I'm not all right at all, so give me some blood, sonny. [20:43] haya     Huh? [20:44] isu     My great-grandmother keeps her youthful looks by sucking blood out of people who are at their limit. [20:50] isu     Don't worry about it. This is what she usually looks like. [20:54] haya     Isumi-san. [20:55] isu     Hayate-sama, I'm sorry for all the trouble we've caused. [20:59] isu     Let's go home, Great-grandmother. [21:02] gin     But his blood... [21:05] haya     Will she go back to normal if she takes some of my blood? [21:09] isu     Yes. But even if she did it for me, she brought this on herself, so please forget about it. [21:17] haya     I did kick her in the face though, so I don't mind giving her some of my blood. [21:23] isu     But... [21:24] gin     R-Really?! [21:25] haya     Yes. After all, you were trying so hard for Isumi-san. [21:30] isu     B-But... [21:32] haya     Oh, but it needs to be the blood of someone pushed to their limits. What should we do? [21:37] gin     That's not a problem. I'll just suck your blood till you reach your limit. [21:47] isu     A-Are you all right? [21:51] isu     Hayate-sama? [21:53] isu     Hayate-sama? [21:54] haya     With my consciousness fading, all I can hear is Isumi-san's voice. [21:58] isu     Hayate-sama! [22:11] haya     I'm home. [22:13] nagi     You took your time. How was Isumi? [22:22] nagi     Hayate, you look worn out somehow. [22:25] haya     Yeah, I donated some blood today... [22:28] narr     Make sure you don't donate too much blood, kids. [24:06] hat     Let's go on our trip to Izu! It's already been a year since our last one. [24:10] isu     Mother, the trip to the Shimoda hot springs is next week. [24:13] gin     Shimoda... Tasty, huh? Shimoda-san. [24:19] isu     Grandmother, I'm Isumi. [24:23] isu     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled The Steamy Tension of the Shimoda Hot Springs Trip. [24:28] hat     Soon, it'll be the perfect season for the Izu hot springs. 15 - The Steamy Tension of the Shimoda Hot Springs Trip Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:32] mari     Ah, the weather's great today! [01:36] mari     All right, let's go. Are you ready, Nagi? [01:41] nagi     Shouldn't I be asking you that? [01:43] ---     You should change out of your pajamas and put on your maid outfit already... [01:48] mari     You think my fashionable outfit is a pair of pajamas, do you? [01:51] narr     It seems a little recap might be in order... [02:01] narr     This is what happened a few weeks ago... SIGN    The Steamy Tension of the Shimoda Hot Springs Trip [02:12] narr     And this is what happened yesterday... [02:15] nagi     What do you think of these clothes? [02:18] haya     Wow, they look great on you, Ojou-sama! [02:23] nagi     I didn't want a robotic answer from you. [02:25] nagi     I wanted to hear your personal opinion. Don't you get it, Hayate? [02:30] haya     My opinion? Is it really okay for me to voice it? [02:34] nagi     I just said it was fine, so stop asking the same question all the time. [02:37] haya     Okay, if you insist... [02:41] ---     Frankly, I think you look better in clothes designed for kids... [02:48] nagi     Do you have a problem with my choice of outfit? Well, do you?! [02:51] haya     No, I don't... No problem at all... [02:58] mari     You just can't please her... [03:02] haya     But what's the occasion? Why are you pulling out all these outfits? [03:07] nagi     Isn't that obvious? [03:09] ---     I'm trying to decide what to take on our trip tomorrow. [03:12] haya     Oh, this is a fancy watch. [03:16] haya     A minute repeater and a tourbillon... [03:20] haya     Split-second chronograph with double retrograde.     A grand complication watch. [03:27] haya     and to top it all off, it also sports an uncut ruby... [03:31] nagi     You seem to know a lot about it, Hayate. [03:32] haya     It's just basic knowledge. [03:35] ---     With quality watches, you can tell such things by just looking at them. [03:40] haya     Did you just say a trip tomorrow?! [03:42] nagi     You're too slow! Your enemies will have jumped from Mars to the moon if that's how long it takes you to react! [03:46] haya     Anyway, where are we going on this trip? [03:50] nagi     The Izu peninsula! [03:52] haya     Izu, huh? [03:55] rep     A few weeks ago, a meteorite fell to Earth on the Izu peninsula, [03:59] rep     and it's been reported that there are some strange goings-on at the hot springs, [04:03] rep     which might be caused by the meteorite. [04:07] rep     These strange goings-on include: [04:09] rep     enhanced breast size for women; [04:13] rep     enhanced intelligence, leading to higher grades in math around arithmetic; [04:19] rep     recovery of mysterious powers that have somehow been lost; [04:26] rep     and most of all, growth is fostered... [04:31] rep     and these adult outfits can look the way they were meant to. [04:35] rep     Look at this lady here, for example. She might not look it, but she's actually only six years old! [04:39] girl     I wonder how many friends I'll make when I get to grade school... [04:46] nagi     No, you've got it all wrong, Hayate! This has nothing to do with that... [04:50] haya     In my opinion, you'd look better in clothes suitable for your age range... [04:55] nagi     I just told you it had nothing to do with that! [05:00] narr     And so, bright and early on the morning of March 12th... [05:06] its     Hey Sis, [05:08] ---     where are you going on that bike of yours so early in the morning? [05:12] nish     Who, me? Oh, I'm just popping to Shimoda. [05:16] nish     What? Shimoda?! You mean, the one in Izu?! [05:19] nis     Yeah. If I leave now, I'll get there before dusk, [05:21] nis     and then I can catch the express train back tomorrow. [05:24] its     But why are you going by bike?! Take the train! [05:27] nis     I don't have that kind of money! [05:28] ---     I've also gotta stay with a relative when I get there! [05:32] nis     Don't worry. I've got bags of energy, so it'll be easy. [05:36] its     Hey! Sis, wait! [05:37] nis     See ya, I'm off! [05:42] haya     Phew, this place is packed. [05:45] haya     When I heard we'd be going by train, [05:49] haya     I assumed you'd have booked the whole station. [05:53] nagi     I wouldn't do something as crude as that. [05:55] ---     I wanted this trip to be normal this time. Totally normal. [05:59] nagi     That's why I didn't bring any bodyguards along. [06:03] mari     It's true. This trip is a special one. [06:07] mari     So, on this trip, we're relying on you. [06:12] mari     We're counting on you. [06:14] haya     A trip with Ojou-sama and Maria-san... [06:18] haya     Ojou-sama doesn't know anything about the real world, [06:20] haya     and Maria-san doesn't have a clue how a normal person lives either! [06:25] nagi     By the way, what's this "Green Car"? [06:25] nagi     Note: First-class carriages on Japanese trains are called Green Cars. [06:28] mari     It's probably due to the color of the train. [06:31] nagi     Anyway, there sure are a lot of people here. [06:34] mari     There are so many trains here. Maybe we should just jump on that empty one over there. [06:39] haya     This is a huge responsibility! I have to get it together! [06:45] haya     This way! [06:46] ---     And all the seats are reserved, [06:48] haya     so, as long as you don't lose your tickets, you should be fine! [07:01] nagi     Oh, this is pretty comfortable. [07:04] mari     The perfect sky is the pièce de resistance. [07:08] nagi     By the way, Hayate, what have you got there? [07:11] haya     I bought some packed lunches for the journey at the station. [07:13] haya     They've been specially made so that you can eat them on the train. [07:16] haya     I bought them in case you got hungry, but I don't know if they'll suit your tastes. [07:22] nagi     Oh, do they sell those things everywhere? [07:25] haya     Yes. I think they sell them in almost every station. [07:29] haya     It's one of the pleasures of traveling... [07:31] haya     as they have special varieties, depending on which station you're in. [07:33] nagi     I see. [07:36] nagi     All right! [07:37] ---     I'm going to buy one too. [07:39] haya     Wait, Ojou-sama! When did you get off?! [07:43] mari     Anyway, your wallet is in here! Get back on! [07:47] nagi     I hear ya, I hear ya. Why are you getting so worked up? [07:51] nagi     I listened to what Hayate said and I've got my ticket right here, [07:55] ---     so there's nothing to worry about. [07:59] haya     Ojou-sama! [08:04] nagi     Huh? [08:07] narr     This means... [08:09] nagi     I'm lost. [08:13] nagi     Hayate isn't here. Maria isn't here either. I don't have my cellphone or any money. [08:18] nagi     I'm in an unknown area, in an unknown location, all alone... [08:22] nagi     Well, these twists happen, I suppose! [08:27] nagi     It's not an issue. It'll just make me more resilient! [08:31] nagi     And I've got my ticket right here, just like Hayate told me! [08:34] nagi     With this, I've got nothing to worry abou- [08:38] nagi     Wait! Without my ticket... without my ticket, I... [08:43] nagi     I told you to wait! SIGN    Consolation Prize - Restart from Previous Life [08:48] nagi     Are you mocking me?! [08:53] nagi     Where am I? [09:01] narr     She's even more lost now. [09:05] narr     Sherpas, masters of mountain-climbing and guides to the remote Himalayas, [09:10] narr     say that when you're lost, you should try to stay in the same place as much as you can. [09:15] narr     It's dangerous to wander around aimlessly when danger could be lurking around every corner! [09:21] nagi     Hayate... Where are you?! [09:26] narr     It's dangerous to wander around aimlessly! [09:27] ---     Hayate! [09:33] mari     Wait, Hayate-kun! [09:34] haya     Please let go, Maria-san! Ojou-sama is... Ojou-sama! [09:38] mari     No! I said no! [09:40] haya     Don't worry! Jumping off at this speed won't even slow me down! [09:45] mari     No! That's crazy! [09:46] ---     Do you think they'll allow this on an anime TV show?! Hayate-kun?! [09:50] haya     You know as well as I do that Ojou-sama manages to get into trouble... [09:54] ---     three times faster than normal people! [09:56] mari     Then, just ask them to stop the train... [09:59] haya     What are you talking about, Maria-san? [10:01] ---     Doing that would cost tens of millions of yen! [10:06] mari     Oh, you can stop it that cheaply? [10:10] narr     A fundamental difference in financial sensibilities... [10:14] haya     Oh no! I'm really worried about Ojou-sama, [10:18] haya     but Maria-san's common sense is also totally out-of-whack! [10:23] narr     Says the guy who wants to jump out of a moving train! [10:30] haya     I can't do this! [10:31] ---     Leaving Maria-san by herself is much too dangerous! [10:35] mari     I don't quite know why, [10:37] ---     but I get the feeling that a very rude monologue just took place. [10:43] hina     What exactly are you doing over there? [10:46] haya     Huh? Hinagiku-san?! [10:47] haya     Why are you here? [10:49] hina     What? Why am I here? [10:52] hina     No, it's not like that! I'm on a family holiday! [10:55] hina     It's got nothing to do with the side-effects of the meteorite falling there... [10:57] hina     Or something like that! I mean... Um! Um... [11:01] haya     What? Anyway, it's great to see you in a place like this. [11:07] hina     R-Really? [11:09] haya     Yes. But I can't stay and chat, so please take care of Maria-san for me. [11:19] mari     What?! Hayate-kun! [11:21] narr     Don't try this at home, kids. You will die. [11:41] mari     Hayate-kun... [11:43] hina     Huh? Does that mean he'd go that far to not be with me? [11:49] narr     This girl worries some more... [12:00] narr     Meanwhile, Ojou-sama is... [12:05] nagi     Man, I'm hungry. [12:07] nagi     I missed my chance to eat that packed lunch... SIGN    Ramen Russia [12:15] nagi     A ramen store? [12:24] nagi     Um... [12:25] guy     You a customer, little lady? [12:27] guy     Then, get in this restaurant now, you little bitch! [12:34] guy     You want shio-ramen, am I right? [12:38] guy     Shio-ramen's fine by you, isn't it?! [12:40] nagi     Y-Yes. [12:42] nagi     Oops, I ordered without thinking. I don't have any money on me... [12:48] nagi     Should I run away before the food arrives? [12:52] guy     Here you go, one shio-ramen! [12:55] nagi     He's fast! [12:57] nagi     Oh no. I can't run away now. [13:03] nagi     That's right! Maybe I should complain? [13:06] ---     I saw this program on TV... [13:08] nagi     where people would complain about something and got away without paying the bill! [13:13] nagi     But, am I capable of doing something so evil? [13:17] ---     No! [13:18] nagi     But it's my only way out... [13:23] nagi     D-Delicious... [13:28] nagi     I can't do it. I can't complain about something this tasty. [13:32] nagi     But I don't have any money... At this rate, I'll... I'll be executed... [13:43] guy     You're crying? You were touched by my ramen? [13:48] guy     Then, for you, little lady - it's free! [13:55] nish     What? I'm still only here? [14:07] nish     H-Hayate-kun! [14:09] nish     Will you go into a picture booth with me? [14:11] haya     But I've got to get to Hamamatsu in a couple of hours for my bike delivery job. [14:16] nis     This won't take long! Come on, we have to commemorate this! [14:19] haya     Commemorate what? [14:22] nis     Um, that you're going away for your job... [14:26] nis     Anyway, just a quick one will do! [14:28] haya     Hey, Nishizawa-san! [14:35] nis     Hayate-kun... [14:40] narr     You can't have fantasies on an empty stomach... [14:45] guy     So? Why are you in a place like this without a yen in your pocket, little lady? [14:51] nagi     Hm, I'm not like Isumi, so I can't just tell him I got lost... Not at my age... [14:57] nagi     But, I guess it'll be difficult for Hayate to find me quickly... [15:02] nagi     There's no other way. I'll have to swallow my pride and... [15:07] nagi     Um, so... [15:09] nagi     To tell you the truth, I... [15:15] nis     You're... [15:17] nagi     Nothing! I didn't get lost or anything. [15:21] ---     Anyway, the ramen was yummy. See ya! [15:26] nis     Um. [15:28] nagi     Damn, stupid hamster! [15:32] nis     Hey, why are you calling me a stupid hamster?! [15:34] nis     Hey, wait up! [15:36] nagi     Shut up! Don't follow me, idiot! Geez! [15:40] haya     This is Ojou-sama's ticket. [15:42] haya     That means she really did get lost in the short period of time since we were separated. [15:47] haya     This is bad. [15:48] ---     I have to find her quickly, or she'll end up in trouble again... [15:54] nis     So basically, you got separated from Hayate-kun... [15:57] nis     on the way to Shimoda on the Izu Peninsula and now you're lost and alone? [16:01] nagi     I guess that's one way to summarize it. [16:04] nis     So, in short, you screwed up. SIGN    This is the Sanzenin's private road. [16:06] nagi     Don't put it like that! [16:09] nis     Sheesh, if you'd told me that earlier, [16:12] nis     we could have waited at the last station for someone to come and get you. [16:16] nagi     Shut up. [16:17] nis     Here, you can use my cellphone to call someone from your house. [16:25] nis     What? You don't even know the number? [16:28] nagi     That's not it! I... um... [16:33] nagi     Th... [16:36] nagi     Tha... [16:38] nagi     Thank... you... [16:41] nis     You'd have a cute side if you were always that forthright. [16:46] nagi     What was that?! [16:48] nis     Hey, you idiot! Don't do that when you're on the back! [16:51] nis     Just stop yelling and make the call already. [16:54] nagi     You don't have to tell me that. [16:59] nagi     What's this?! [17:00] nis     Hey, why are you looking at my picture?! [17:04] nis     I'm going to tell you this in no uncertain terms. Hayate is mine. [17:08] nis     Whatever. I bet he'll get bored of a selfish Ojou-sama like you and leave anyway. [17:15] nagi     What did you just say?! [17:16] ---     By the way, why are you riding your bike here anyway?! [17:20] nagi     Where are you trying to get to? [17:22] nis     Where? The Shimoda hot springs, of course. [17:27] nagi     Don't you know how to read a map?     Do you know how far away it is? [17:33] nis     It's fine! It's easy! If I put my mind to it,     I'll make it there by nightfall. [17:38] nis     No way. A hamster like you could never make it. [17:43] nis     I will make it! Anyway, make that call already! [17:46] nagi     You don't have to tell me that! [17:52] hina     I haven't talked to you in a long time. [17:55] mari     You're right. It's been years. [18:00] mari     So, a family outing to the hot springs? [18:02] hina     Yes, my sister can't come because of work, [18:06] hina     but my father wouldn't take no for an answer because he missed my birthday. [18:11] mari     He's such a child. [18:15] hina     He's like my sister. [18:17] mari     But I'm glad that you're getting along with your parents. [18:23] hina     Well, it's been a long time. [18:25] hina     Anyway, putting that to one side.. [18:28] ---     I'm feeling troubled at the moment, [18:31] hina     so that's why I wanted to get away. [18:35] mari     Huh? SIGN    Meteor Strike on the Izu peninsula?! Strange effects at the Shimoda Hot Springs! [18:37] rep     These effects include: [18:39] rep     Enhanced breast size for women... [18:47] mari     I-It's fine. A woman's beauty doesn't depend on her growth in certain areas or anything like that... [18:53] hina     Wh-What are you talking about?! That's not it at all... [18:57] mari     I-I didn't mean that... [19:01] hina     Oh, yes you did. You looked straight at that part of my body! [19:08] hina     N-No. To get back on topic... it's all to do with love. [19:15] hina     I'm rooting for you. [19:20] hina     It's the most important day of the year. [19:25] hina     Um, this isn't about me, but I... [19:30] ---     I have this friend! My friend, you see? [19:35] mari     A friend... I see... [19:43] nagi     Oh, Maria, it's me. [19:45] mari     Nagi? [19:47] mari     Where on earth are you? [19:50] nagi     Me? I'm currently following the tracks your way. SIGN    I'll say this again. This is the Sanzenin's private road! [19:55] nagi     Don't worry. The train stops at Atami next, right? [20:00] nagi     I've picked up a Hamster-brand mercenary, so I'll head that way. [20:04] ---     You guys wait for me there. [20:06] nis     What? Am I really supposed to take you to Atami on this? [20:12] nagi     Hey! So what? Were you planning to leave me on the roadside by myself? [20:16] nis     Okay, okay! You really are one selfish Ojou-sama! [20:20] mari     But Hayate-kun's on the way to pick you up now. [20:24] nagi     What? Hayate's coming for me? [20:27] ---     I guess we missed each other then. [20:29] mari     Oh, hang on. I've got another call. [20:33] mari     It might be Hayate-kun, so please hold the line. [20:36] nagi     Oh, just what I expect from Hayate. [20:38] nis     Huh? So Hayate-kun's coming? [20:41] nagi     Of course he is. After all, he's my butler, [20:46] ---     so he's bound to rush to my rescue. [20:48] nis     Yeah, right. [20:52] nis     What should I do? [20:53] ---     I'm happy I'm gonna get to see him, but I'm in a tracksuit. [20:57] ---     Geez! [20:58] nis     And White Day is almost here too. [21:01] ---     I wanted to look nicer when I see him. [21:05] nis     Ah, I want to die... [21:19] nis     Ah! They look just like scary hitmen... [21:23] ---     I wonder if they're on their way     home from a fancy dress party. [21:25] nagi     I bet they are. [21:27] ---     Their guns make me nervous, but I'm sure they're just props for a magic show. [21:32] ass1     Excuse me. Could I possibly ask you a rather strange question? [21:35] nis     Y-Yes? [21:37] ass1     We're hitmen. Which one of you is Nagi Sanzenin? [21:42] nis     He just said they were hitmen! [21:44] ass2     It says here to look for pigtails. [21:47] ass3     But they both have pigtails. [21:52] ass2     Then, let's just do away with both. [22:00] nagi     What are you doing? I dropped the cellphone! [22:04] nis     Now's not the time to be worrying about that! [22:10] haya     I see. So, I just have to go down this road, right, Maria-san? [22:13] mari     Yes, please take care of it, Hayate-kun. [22:17] haya     Yes, leave it to me. [22:22] narr     The journey to the hot springs continues with many different expectations and desires, [22:26] narr     for those traveling by train, by bike, and for the butler himself. [24:06] nagi     Goddamn. Why did the train leave without me? [24:10] nagi     If it was bound for Andromeda,     it would have waited an entire day! [24:12] haya     This isn't the Galaxy Express. [24:15] nagi     So, you're telling me that the conductor     isn't actually an invisible man, [24:19] nagi     that the trains are horrendously bad in space battles when they merge, [24:22] nagi     and that every railroad company doesn't have its own token hottie? [24:25] haya     It looks like you really liked the train... [24:28] haya     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler will be entitled Stardust Memory. [24:31] nagi     We'll finally get to Izu's hot springs! 16 - Stardust Memory Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] narr     In search for the powers [01:32] ---     of the mysterious meteor that struck down [01:35] ---     near Shimoda on the Izu Peninsula, [01:36] narr     Hayate, Nagi, Maria, and many others are all on their way there! [01:44] narr     Nagi, who got lost at one of the stations, [01:46] ---     had really delicious Russian Shio ramen, [01:49] narr     was picked up by the naive Nishizawa [01:52] ---     who is on her way to Shimoda by bike, and was [01:55] narr     in real danger when a mysterious assassin-like masked group attacked her! [02:00] narr     What does fate have in store for Nagi?! [02:05] hat     I wonder if Nagi-chan is also in Shimoda right now. [02:10] isu     Probably. But mother, will this hot spring really return my powers? [02:17] hat     Just trust me on this one. [02:20] hat     But that butler... [02:23] hat     His name was Hayate-kun, right? [02:25] hat     They're very similar... [02:27] isu     Huh? [02:28] hat     I understand why even that suspicious Nagi-chan trusted him immediately. [02:34] hat     I was really surprised the first time I saw him because they're so alike. [02:38] isu     Who are you talking about? [02:43] hat     Oh, who was it again? [02:46] isu     Mother. [02:48] hat     I'm sorry, umm... [02:52] hat     My older sister Yukariko. SIGN    Stardust Memory SIGN    Note: They're riding on the private road of the Sanzenin family again [03:03] nis     It looks like we finally lost them... [03:08] nag     Are you all right? [03:10] ---     Can you really get to Shimoda like this? [03:13] nis     Shut up. I said I'm going to make it, all right? [03:16] nag     Geez. Why don't you just throw away this bike and go by train? [03:21] nis     I can't do that! [03:23] nis     My mother got me this bike to celebrate me becoming a high schooler. [03:28] nag     Your mother? [03:30] nis     That's right. [03:31] nis     I do think it's weird to give a girl a mountain bike, [03:35] ---     but I've been treasuring it. [03:37] nis     I mean, don't you have a mother? [03:46] nis     Hey, what are you doing? [03:49] nag     I'm fine. Just go ahead. [03:53] nis     Huh? What are you on all of the sudden?! [03:55] nag     If you got involved in a struggle with those who are after me, [03:58] nag     your precious bike would get damaged. [04:01] ---     So get out of here already! [04:02] nis     But... [04:03] nag     I said go! Hayate will be here soon, so I don't need you! [04:13] nis     Oh, is that so?! [04:16] ---     Well, be careful then! [04:17] nag     Sure. Good luck to you. [04:29] nag     A mother, huh? [04:36] hina     And, Maria-san? [04:37] mar     Ah yes, I got in touch with Hayate-kun, but I lost Nagi in the middle... [04:44] mar     But I think it'll be fine because we agreed to meet in Atami. [04:50] mar     Oh that's right. We were just talking about your friend's love interest, right? [04:56] hin     Err, I umm, so... [05:01] hay     Where is Ojou-sama? [05:09] hay     Someone lost their cellphone? [05:15] hay     Is this Nishizawa-san's?! [05:18] hay     That means those two are... [05:26] gin     Damn, I missed. [05:28] hay     You're... [05:30] hay     Isumi-san's great-grandmother! [05:32] gin     I looked for you. It looks like you're in quite a hurry. [05:36] hay     Nagi Ojou-sama and Nishizawa-san might be in danger! [05:40] gin     Nagi? Ah, the granddaughter of the emperor's brat. [05:44] gin     I don't give a damn about that brat's granddaughter. [05:47] gin     What I do care about is finally getting your lifeblood and bringing it to Isumi. [05:55] hay     Damn! I don't have time for this. [05:58] ---     I have to go after Ojou-sama right now! [06:00] gin     You're going to come with me now! [06:02] ---     To the Shimoda hot springs where Isumi is! [06:07] hay     Um, we're actually on our way there... [06:14] ---     What? [06:30] nag     What are you doing?! [06:31] nis     Here. I figured you might be thirsty. [06:35] nis     I went out of my way to get it for you. [06:41] nis     You're meeting the others in Atami, right? [06:44] nis     We'll leave when you've finished drinking. [06:45] nag     You didn't listen to me, did you? [06:49] nis     Why do I have to listen to you? [06:53] nis     Besides, I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up. [06:57] nag     So because you're bad at grasping stuff, [07:01] nag     your grades are bad and you can't really give up Hayate. [07:03] nis     Don't be so blunt! [07:10] nis     Shall we go then? [07:14] as1     Oh, you missed. [07:16] as2     I accidentally shot the wrong thing because I always practice shooting cans. [07:23] mar     I see. [07:24] mar     So she said that she would root for her friend, [07:27] ---     but actually fell in love with the same guy. [07:31] hin     Yes... [07:33] mar     So basically it's betrayal. [07:35] hin     Eek! [07:36] mar     Is something wrong? [07:38] hin     N-no, it's just that getting such a straight answer has quite an impact... [07:46] mar     I agree... [07:48] mar     that these problems are all difficult, [07:52] ---     but if that person follows the path she thinks is right, [07:55] mar     I think the answer will become apparent by itself. [07:58] mar     In any case, she might already know the answer in her heart. [08:07] nis     C-Crap! Even I'm getting exhausted... [08:10] nag     It's all right, just let me down and save yourself! [08:13] nis     It's not all right! [08:14] nis     I already told you that I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up! [08:21] nag     You're... [08:22] as1     But it's about time you give up. [08:25] nag     Oh no, at this rate... [08:27] nag     Hayate! [08:36] hay     Ojou-sama, Nishizawa-san! [08:38] nag     Hayate! [08:38] nis     Hayate-kun! [08:41] gin     As promised, I found and caught up with them. [08:44] gin     Now you'll have to come to where Isumi is and have your lifeblood taken... [08:49] hay     If this problem is taken care of, I'll get there that much faster. [08:54] gin     I see, I see. [08:57] gin     Then... [09:01] gin     leave taking care of these guys to this old woman here and go. [09:16] hay     I'm glad you two were unharmed. [09:18] nag     Well, it's thanks to this one. [09:20] nis     T-this one? Sanzenin-chan, I do have a real name, you know? It's Ayumu Nishizawa. [09:26] nag     Nagi is fine. [09:27] nis     Huh? [09:28] nag     My name is Nagi Sanzenin. [09:31] ---     So call me Nagi, you moron. [09:34] nis     Huh? [09:39] nag     Did you get that, hamster? [09:41] nis     Ah, you! [09:53] hay     This is your cellphone, right? [09:55] nis     Oh you picked it up! [09:57] nis     Thank you, Hayate-kun. [09:59] hay     I'm sorry, but I didn't know whose it was, so I looked inside. [10:09] nis     Huh? Ahh! No, this is! [10:12] nag     By the way, are you really planning on going to Shimoda by bike? [10:17] nis     I don't have a choice, I came this far already. [10:21] nag     Don't you get that it's impossible with your legs? [10:25] nis     It's not impossible! I will manage somehow! [10:27] nag     Argh! If you overdo it, you could die, you stupid hamster! [10:31] nis     What? Don't call me stupid, all right?! [10:34] nis     If I say it's not impossible, then it isn't! [10:36] nag     It's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible! [10:38] nis     It's not impossible, not impossible, not impossible, not impossible! [10:40] nag     It totally is impossible, so Hayate! [10:43] hay     Yes? [10:45] nag     Put her on the back and ride the bike to Shimoda for her. [10:52] nag     It's a precious bike she got from her mother, so don't break it. [10:56] nag     We will go by train as planned. [10:58] hay     Please wait a minute! [11:00] hay     But what about you two?! [11:02] nis     He's right! [11:04] nis     I mean I'd be happy to go with Hayate-kun, but... [11:09] nis     What if you two got lost again?! [11:13] hin     I will take Nagi and Maria-san. [11:17] hay     Hinagiku-san?! [11:19] hin     We're going the same way anyway. [11:22] hin     So going with these two is no problem. [11:25] nis     Hina-san... [11:27] hin     So Hayate-kun, go ahead and bring her there. [11:30] hay     But... [11:33] hin     Just go already! [11:35] hin     Hayate-kun, you got chocolates for Valentines Day, right? [11:39] hin     White Day is soon, you know?! [11:42] hin     Show some gratitude! [11:52] hin     The path I think is right... [11:58] mar     ...she might already know the answer in her heart. [12:02] hin     The path that I think would be right... SIGN    I know we're beating a dead horse here, but they're on a private Sanzenin road! [12:13] nis     Whoa, I don't quite know why, but I'm travelling alone with Hayate-kun... [12:18] nis     Isn't this totally what adolescence should be like? [12:23] nis     The blue sea, the blue sky... [12:26] nis     Alone with the person you love on a bike... [12:32] nis     On a bike...? [12:39] nis     Ha-Hayate-kun, aren't you going a bit too fast?! [12:43] hay     Oh, then I'll take it easier. [12:49] man     Hey honey, look. There's a couple riding a bike here of all places. [12:55] wom     Oh, really. That just stinks of poverty. [12:58] wom     On a day like this you need a convertible. [13:01] man     Did you hear that boy? So buy one... in a thousand years! [13:10] nis     Hayate-kun. [13:12] hay     Yes, I know. [13:14] hay     Please hold on tight so you don't fall off! [13:31] nis     Hayate-kun, sports cars aren't that special, huh? [13:34] hay     Yeah, that was easy, too easy! [13:37] nis     Their faces when we passed them were priceless! [13:41] hay     They were! [13:44] nis     I never thought that there would be a day when I could laugh with Hayate-kun [13:48] nis     like this. [13:49] hay     Nishizawa-san. [13:52] hay     Hinagiku-san scolded me before, too, [13:55] hay     but it's White Day soon. So I'll have to give something back... [14:05] nis     Give something back... [14:07] nis     Huh? What was it I wanted again? [14:13] nis     What was it... [14:17] nis     Ayasaki-kun, I love you! [14:20] nis     I don't want to say goodbye like this... [14:25] nis     Ah, that's right. [14:27] hay     Are you listening, Nishizawa-san? [14:29] hay     What do you want for White Day? [14:32] nis     I don't need anything. [14:34] hay     Huh? [14:35] nis     I don't need anything anymore. [14:37] nis     I mean, I already... [14:42] ---     got enough. [14:58] narr     Well, one way or another, everybody arrived in Shimoda on Izu. [15:03] narr     The tired princess Nagi is napping in her room. [15:14] yuka     Look Nagi. [15:16] yuka     That big shiny star is my star. [15:19] nag     Your star? [15:21] yuk     That's right. My star that brightly shines in any night sky. [15:27] yuk     Just like that star will always be there no matter what, [15:32] ---     I will always watch over you. [15:35] nag     But mother... [15:38] nag     The star you pointed at this time is Sirius in the Canis Major constellation. [15:42] nag     The last time you told me the same story, you pointed at Arcturus in the Boötes constellation. [15:53] yuk     I'm the sky. I embrace all the stars and always watch over you... [16:00] nag     Mother... [16:03] nag     I haven't had that dream in a long time. [16:08] nag     Mother, it's been 8 years since you passed away. I'm now 13 years old. [16:14] nag     Are you still watching over me as the sky or as a star? [16:22] nag     Well, knowing her she probably loses sight of me often. [16:29] nag     I got a bit sweaty since I fell asleep in my clothes. [16:32] nag     Maybe I'll take a bath. [16:35] nag     But Maria's gone to the hot spring... I guess I'll wait until she comes back. [16:40] sak     How pathetic. [16:43] sak     You can't even take a bath by yourself? [16:45] nag     Sakuya! What are you doing here? [16:48] sak     What do you mean? This is an annual thing, isn't it obvious? [16:52] nag     Oh yeah... [16:54] sak     So the Sanzenin family's Ojou-sama is stinky because she won't take a bath, huh? [16:59] nag     It's not that I can't take a bath! I'm just saving myself for the hot spring! [17:06] sak     Could it be that you want to go to the secret hot spring that has mysterious [17:09] sak     water because of the meteor strike? [17:11] nag     Yes! I want to go there! To that one! SIGN    Welcome SIGN    Welcome to the Shimoda Meteor's Secret Hot Springs [17:20] nag     There sure are a buttload of people here at these so-called secret hot springs. [17:24] sak     Well, they did advertise the hell out of this on TV. [17:28] nag     Just so you know, I won't do it. [17:30] nag     I won't get into a bath full of strangers. [17:34] sak     You don't get the principle of hot springs, do you. [17:38] sak     Well, since there are too many people here, SIGN    Secret Hot Spring ahead [17:41] sak     let's go here where it looks more secret. [17:43] wom     You can't go this way! [17:47] wom     The hot spring where the meteor struck is right ahead. [17:51] wom     It's a very dangerous place where there are things that are not human. [17:57] nag     Things that are not human? [17:58] sak     Did alien lifeforms cling to it or what? [18:01] wom     I don't know. [18:04] wom     But if you really insist on going... [18:12] wom     It's 4000 Yen each. [18:19] sak     This water is really great. [18:22] sak     They were going on about the meteor, but I wonder what the effect really is, huh, Nagi? [18:28] nag     What do you mean schoolwear's a thousand points?! [18:31] sak     Whoa, what the hell?! [18:35] sak     What happened to you?! [18:37] nag     That's what I wanna know! [18:43] nag     Why are there 5 of you? [18:48] nag     For some reason I feel great! [18:50] sak     Could the effect of this water be that you get like when you're drunk? [18:54] sak     Then why am I fine? [18:57] nag     It probably doesn't work on unrefined Kansai people who call hair salons perming places. [19:02] sak     What did you say? [19:07] sak     Oh man, this is bad. Hold on, I'll go get someone. [19:11] hay     Ah, this looks bad indeed. [19:14] hay     Whoa, why are you here, debt butler?! [19:18] hay     Well, this is a mixed bath, and I heard Ojou-sama shout. [19:31] hay     Ah, Ojou-sama. Did you come to? [19:35] nag     Huh, mother? Why are you here? [19:40] hay     No, I'm not your mother, I'm Hayate. [19:45] nag     Hayate? [19:48] nag     Hayate? [19:50] nag     Hayate?! [19:51] nag     Hayate?! [19:52] nag     What the hell are you doing?! [19:57] nag     I'm going to bed. I don't want any dinner! [20:01] mar     So that's why she's like this. [20:03] hay     Yes, I'm sorry. [20:05] nag     I can't believe Hayate! [20:09] nag     He put me in such an embarrassing situation! [20:12] nag     Besides, what's with not getting even a bit embarrassed at seeing me naked?! [20:18] nag     How can he stay so calm?! [20:19] nar     Because he doesn't consider you a real woman. [20:37] nag     Damn it, they said that it would boost your growth on TV, but it didn't do anything. [20:43] nag     Hey Hayate. [20:44] hay     Yes? [20:45] nag     You got in the water, too, right? Did you notice any change? [20:49] hay     Not really. [20:51] nag     Hm. Maybe that was not the bath where the meteor struck. [20:56] mari     I wonder if there really was a meteor strike. [21:00] nag     What do you mean? [21:01] mar     They were just saying this on TV, [21:04] ---     but apparently there was no trace of a meteor [21:06] mar     at the impact site, though there were traces of something crashing down. [21:11] nag     I see. It looks like this was a terrible misunderstanding. [21:16] hay     What do you mean? [21:18] nag     The fact that there's no meteor at the impact site [21:21] nag     is proof that the thing that crashed was a UFO! [21:24] ---     Which means that this was the first step of an alien invasion! [21:28] both     Wh-What?! [21:31] hay     No, no, that's a bit too out there. [21:34] nag     Ah, damn, I wish I could meet the aliens. [21:36] nag     And if I did... if I did... [21:39] hay     What would meeting them do? [21:42] nag     For whose sake do you think I want to meet them?! [21:45] nag     To hell with it. I'm going to bed! [21:48] nag     Hayate, don't you dare step in here! [21:56] nag     Mother, whether you're the sky or a star, can't you let me meet an alien? [22:04] nag     An alien who could use some super advanced gizmo to give me a dynamite body? [22:16] nag     What? [22:23] nag     Could this really be... [22:30] nag     an alien? [24:05] hay     That secret hot spring was quite something, making you hallucinate and all. [24:08] nag     Hayate, is it true that you're immortal? [24:12] hay     Ojou-sama? [24:13] nag     WHAT?! You're like Yuujirou, Hayato, or Heihachirou?! [24:18] nag     So you can do the breast stroke in space, huh?! [24:22] hay     Could this be the aftereffect of that secret hot spring? [24:24] hay     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler will be entitled "Under the Cherry Tree". [24:27] hay     The Shimoda Hot Springs chapter will be concluded! [24:29] nag     Hinagiku and the hamster will get in the hot spring, too. 17 - Under the Cherry Tree Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] narr     Nagi prayed that aliens would give her a stunning figure... [01:34] narr     that would make even Hayate stop dead in his tracks. [01:37] narr     And then... [01:43] narr     this thing showed up. [01:50] nag     Hey, who the hell are you? [01:54] nag     Where did you come from? SIGN    Under the Cherry Tree [02:10] hay     Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! Ojou-sama! [02:13] nag     Hayate? It's... [02:18] hay     Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! I'm coming in! [02:21] nag     No, it's nothing. Don't come in! [02:24] nag     It's fine. Just leave me alone. [02:27] hay     Really? O-Okay then. [02:38] may     Th-Thank you. [02:41] may     It's best if I'm not seen by primitive lifeforms. [02:48] nag     So, you're really an alien? [02:52] may     But I've lost my spaceship. [03:08] hin     First things first: I have to find her and talk to her. [03:10] ---     That's right. Find her and talk to her... [03:14] mar     So basically it's betrayal. [03:18] hin     A-Anyway, all I have to do is find her and talk to her. [03:22] hin     Find her and talk... talk... talk... [03:30] hin     I'm getting boiled alive! I have to get out. [03:42] nag     Then, I'll help you find your spaceship. [03:46] may     Really? [03:48] nag     Yes, of course. [03:50] nag     If I find her spaceship, [03:52] nag     I'll be able to get my hands on some alien tech that'll help me grow. [03:56] nag     Then, even Hayate will finally be blown away... [03:59] ---     by my hot bod. [04:01] may     Let's go straightaway! [04:08] nis     I really didn't think I'd see you in a place like this, Hina-san. [04:13] hin     R-Really? [04:15] hin     I know I decided I had to find her and talk to her, [04:19] ---     but I didn't think we'd get to this point so fast. [04:22] hin     I haven't readied myself yet... [04:24] hin     No. I can't make excuses like that. [04:26] ---     Now we've bumped into each other, I have to tell her what's going on. [04:30] hin     Wh-What? [04:31] nis     I was just admiring your beautiful skin. [04:35] nis     Wow, your hair's really pretty too. How do you keep it looking so healthy? [04:39] hin     I don't do much to it, to be honest... [04:42] nis     I'm so jealous. [04:45] hin     Dwelling on it won't achieve anything! [04:48] hin     I just have to go at it and... [04:50] hin     You know... [04:51] nis     I'm gonna go off and scrub down so I can get my skin as soft as yours. [04:56] nis     Hina-san, you can stay here and warm up a bit. [04:59] hin     Sounds good. [05:01] hin     I'm so stupid! [05:06] hin     I have to tell her.... [05:08] ---     that I've fallen in love with Hayate-kun even though I assured her... [05:11] hin     that I was rooting for her. [05:13] ---     I have... to tell... her... [05:22] nis     Eeks! Hina-san! [05:27] nag     Anyway, how did you get separated from your spaceship? [05:30] may     Well, I came to this planet on my own to inspect the hot springs... [05:33] may     which I do every fifty thousand years or so. [05:37] nag     Sounds like a pretty boring inspection... [05:39] com     Prepare for landing. [05:41] may     But I overworked myself and... SIGN    Emergency Escape [05:43] button     Danger! Do Not Touch [05:50] may     After that, I circled the Earth lots of times... [05:54] may     until I finally ended up here, [05:56] ---     where I thought the spaceship might have landed. [05:58] nag     So, the weird effects they've been seeing in the hot springs are... [06:01] may     Probably all my spaceship's fault. [06:03] may     But I wonder why my spaceship wasn't where it had landed. [06:08] nag     I have an idea. [06:16] nis     Oh, are you awake now? [06:18] hin     Where are we? [06:20] nis     In the changing rooms. You passed out. [06:24] hin     I did? Thanks for helping me. [06:28] nis     Huh? Oh, it was nothing. [06:32] nis     But your skin really is smooth. [06:37] nis     When I was wiping you down with a towel, I even got a little turned on. [06:42] nis     Your body was so soft and smooth. [06:49] hin     Now I can't get married... [06:53] nis     You're so melodramatic. [06:55] nis     In that case, how about I marry you? [06:57] hin     Idiot. [06:59] hin     Anyway, what about Hayate-kun? [07:02] nis     Oh yeah... I guess I'll have to try my hand at bigamy. [07:05] hin     Oh boy. [07:08] hin     I can't lie to this girl. I don't want to. So... [07:15] hin     You know, Nishizawa-san... [07:19] nis     I thought you said you were going to call me Ayumu. [07:25] hin     I was caught off-guard... just for a moment, my heart fluttered... over a girl. [07:30] nis     Huh? Something wrong? Hina-san? Hello? [07:33] hin     That's why I have to make myself crystal clear! [07:35] hin     Listen up, Ayumu! I have something important to tell you! [07:38] nis     What's that? Something important? [07:40] hin     Yes. To tell you the truth... [07:42] nis     Um, is this really the time and place for it? SIGN    Saginomiya Hot Springs (Here) [07:51] may     There it is! [07:53] may     This is it! My spaceship! [07:55] nag     I knew it. [07:56] ---     The Saginomiyas are the only ones brainless enough to do something like this. [08:00] nag     Now I'll also have an adult body, thanks to Pipilma technology. [08:06] nag     Hm? [08:09] nag     Hayate? [08:14] nag     Why is he going to Isumi's at this hour? [08:17] nag     I-Is he cheating on me?! [08:19] nag     No. Hayate's meant to be crazy about me. There's no way that'd happen. [08:25] narr     Absolutely no reaction when he saw her completely naked. [08:31] may     Then, I'm going to hop aboard my spacesh- [08:36] nag     Your spaceship can wait. Come with me. [08:48] isu     I see. [08:50] isu     You came all the way here because you promised my great-grandmother... [08:52] ---     that you'd give me some of your blood so that I can regain my powers. [08:56] isu     But, you don't have to worry about me. [08:58] isu     My powers will return soon enough. Please return to Nagi. [09:03] hay     But Isumi-san... [09:04] isu     Please go back. [09:08] hay     But, I wonder why you lost your powers in the first place... [09:12] ---     There must be a reason, right? [09:17] hay     Huh? Did I just step on a land mine? [09:20] isu     Eight years ago, in January, I met my first friend. [09:26] isu     She was the daughter of a woman my mother loved like a sister, [09:31] isu     and I met her at a party they threw to celebrate her mother getting released from hospital. [09:36] isu     She was very cute with a smile as radiant as the sun. [09:40] hay     Phew, I was wrong about the land mine. Good. [09:46] isu     But, in March of that same year, she stopped smiling. [09:50] hay     Oh, it was a land mine after all. [09:53] isu     I wanted to bring a smile back to her face. [09:58] isu     But, because I lacked skill, [10:01] ---     I failed and ended up scarring her heart instead. [10:09] isu     That's why this is a problem I've brought upon myself. [10:12] ---     Hayate-sama, please go home now. [10:14] hay     That story was too abstract to figure out what was going on, but anyway... [10:19] hay     Great-grandmother, I can't do this! [10:22] ---     It's not something I can get into! [10:24] hay     I understand. Well, I'll be off then... [10:28] gin     Don't just give up, you moron! [10:33] gin     How do you expect to get anything if you give up that easily? Imbecile! [10:38] gin     Here, Isumi! Drink this guy's blood! Quickly now! [10:40] isu     Great-grandmother! What we need to do quickly is stop the bleeding. [10:43] isu     Did you really think doing something like this would make me happy? [10:50] gin     Isumi, you blow! [10:53] isu     I'm sorry, Hayate-sama. [10:55] ---     I'm gonna get something to stop the bleeding right away. [11:03] tor     We're finally alone. [11:07] hay     You're the pervert from the Hina Doll Festival Festival! [11:12] tor     I'll take care of you till morning. [11:13] hay     Let go of me already! [11:16] nag     That's Hayate's voice! [11:19] nag     Hey, Hayate! [11:20] nag     What are you... [11:22] tor     You really have no manners. [11:25] tor     How could you interrupt this beautiful display... [11:27] ---     of two lovers expressing their love? [11:29] hay     I'm not your lover! [11:30] nag     Hayate, I can't believe you're on a date with a guy. [11:34] hay     I just told you that's not it! [11:36] nag     So, that's why you didn't even react when you saw me naked. [11:41] hay     What do you mean by that? [11:43] hay     The reason I didn't react when I saw you naked is a normal reaction... [11:47] hay     because you're still a little kid. [11:51] hay     What? Ojou-sama? [11:53] nagi     Who are you calling a little kid?! [11:55] nagi     Bonehead! [11:58] hay     Ojou-sama! [12:02] may     Um, I'd like to go home soon... [12:04] nag     I'm going off into space too! Take me with you! [12:08] maya     No! I'll get in trouble! [12:10] nag     Just fly! [12:11] may     No! If I do that... [12:15] gin     Don't touch my toy! [12:17] nag     Maya! [12:18] gin     I found that thing! I won't let anyone else have it! [12:32] may     What? Why?! [12:34] hay     It's flying?! [12:36] may     This is bad! Really bad! [12:38] may     Nagi, jump off! Quick! [12:40] ---     If the sub-light speed drive engages, [12:43] may     you... you'll never be able to come back to earth! [12:46] nag     Wait, that... [12:48] nag     Hey, wait! Hey! [12:51] nag     That's not good! No! I'll never come back?! [12:56] nag     Hayate! [13:00] may     What should I do? Even with my wings, I won't be able to catch them. [13:04] hay     Hey, you! [13:05] hay     Is what you said true? [13:07] may     Yes. At this rate, Nagi will never come back. [13:13] hay     Ojou-sama! [13:15] hay     I won't let that happen! [13:17] ---     Isn't there something we can do?! [13:20] hay     Something we can do to save her?! [13:21] may     I don't... [13:23] hay     I'll do anything, no matter how dangerous! I'll gladly surrender my life to save her! [13:27] hay     She's important to me! She's someone I can't afford to lose! [13:31] hay     So... so... [13:34] isu     Hayate-sama. [13:48] isu     Hayate-sama, you're Nagi's hero, [13:51] ---     so I'm going to send you to her. [13:57] isu     Please save her. [14:01] haya     Isumi-san... [14:03] isu     It might hurt just a little, though. [14:05] guy     I'm Gibson Jr. SIGN    Warp Anywhere Bat [14:08] guy     Hey, I'll send you anywhere you want. [14:11] hay     I was expecting to be teleported or something... [14:20] nag     Please! Please stop! [14:24] nag     We can't be separated like this. [14:26] ---     Not after we just had a fight! [14:29] nag     That's how me and my mother parted... isn't that enough? [14:35] nag     So... [14:37] nag     Hayate! [14:41] hay     What is it, Ojou-sama? [14:49] nag     H-Hayate? [14:52] hay     Yes, Ojou-sama. [14:55] nag     H-Haya- [15:00] nag     Huh? What's wrong? Hayate?! [15:03] hay     I'm so relieved. I was afraid I wouldn't be able see you anymore. [15:08] nag     Ouch. Okay, okay, I get it. Hayate, you're squeezing me too tightly! [15:13] nag     You... Where do you think you're touching me?! [15:17] nag     You idiot, this isn't the time for this! We have to stop this spaceship! [15:22] hay     Ah, you're right. [15:24] nag     Let's find the control room. [15:26] hay     Yes, once we're there, we should find out why this thing took off. [15:32] yuk     I'm flying! [15:34] hay     Sensei, what are you doing?! [15:36] hay     Why are you here?! [15:38] yuk     What? Well, [15:40] ---     I was jealous of Hina going on vacation to the Shimoda hot springs... [15:42] yuk     all by herself. [15:44] yuk     So that's why I thought I'd hold my remedial classes here. [15:48] hay     That's not what I'm talking about! [15:49] mik     By the way, where's Yukiji gone? [15:51] mik     I thought she was going to hold remedial classes in the spa. [15:55] izu     She hopped into that UFO we found earlier. [15:58] ---     She was going on about flying it or something. [16:01] ris     So, she came all the way here to get better at being retarded. [16:05] nag     Hayate, how do you stop this thing?! [16:08] hay     I haven't a clue either. [16:10] may     Leave the rest to me. [16:11] nag     Maya! [16:12] hay     You're that... Wait, how did you get here?! [16:16] hay     Ah, I think I know. [16:19] may     Yes. I'm crying on the inside. [16:21] may     But I'm glad you're safe. Now, I can return in peace. [16:28] may     Thank you. [16:34] hay     I felt like I just heard a voice. [16:41] hay     Huh? Where am I? [16:44] yuka     You really will go anywhere when you're called. [16:49] hay     It felt like an unknown voice just whispered to me. [16:53] yuka     Even though she's stubborn and selfish... [16:56] ---     even though she gets lonely and she's a crybaby... [16:59] yuka     I can only watch over her now. [17:05] yuka     Please take care of Nagi. [17:11] hay     It felt like a grown-up version of Ojou-sama just smiled at me in my dream. [17:16] hay     Ojou-sama?! [17:24] hay     Huh? Why are we here? [17:39] hay     Y-Yukariko Sanzenin? [17:47] nag     This is my mother's grave. [17:50] nag     Today's the anniversary of her death. [17:52] hay     So, you didn't come to Shimoda to improve your figure after all? [17:56] nag     That's what I've been telling you from the beginning! [17:58] hay     But, why is her grave in Shimoda? [18:01] nag     Apparently my mother and father had their honeymoon at the hot springs on Izu, [18:04] nag     so those two had lots of memories of this place. [18:07] hay     Why is a billionaire going on a honeymoon that sounds like a throwback from the Showa era? [18:11] nag     My father had already passed on when I was old enough to realize, [18:15] nag     so my mother was my whole world. [18:18] ---     She promised me that... [18:20] ---     once she had recovered, we'd come to this place of memories one day and look at the stars. [18:24] nag     They released her from the hospital once, [18:26] ---     but soon after, her condition worsened... [18:28] nag     and we fought because we couldn't come here together. [18:31] ---     I just laid into her... [18:34] nag     My mother looked apologetic, [18:37] ---     but I didn't think she'd die right away. [18:43] nag     I wish we could have made up. [18:48] haya     Um, Ojou-sama... [18:50] sak     Too gloomy! [18:52] nag     What the hell are you doing?! [18:54] ---     I was having a somber moment just then! [18:57] sak     Are you stupid?! [18:58] ---     If you're sad like that on a beautiful day like this, [19:00] sak     the sun will have no reason to rise! [19:02] nag     Who cares about the freaking sun?! [19:04] mari     Jeez, you two! I was worried about you. [19:07] hay     Maria-san, Nishizawa-san and Hinagiku-san. [19:11] ---     Why are you all here? [19:12] hin     Isn't that obvious? We were asked to come and pick you up from here. [19:18] nis     Huh? Who asked us to come here? [19:21] hin     Huh? [19:22] mari     Now you mention it... [19:23] mik     Oh well, it doesn't matter! [19:25] ris     Everyone has congregated and we're standing under cherry trees! [19:28] izu     There's no other option - we must have a cherry blossom viewing party! [19:30] tor     Hey, we're ready to get this party started! Get over here! [19:34] hat     But, before that... [19:36] ---     we should all place flowers on Yukariko's grave. [19:45] hay     Everyone's really in the mood for this party. [19:49] nag     That's fine. She enjoyed lively events. [19:53] nag     Besides, she probably wanted... [19:58] ---     to meet the friends I have now. [20:05] hay     Ojou-sama, do you want to see your mother again? [20:10] nag     I have all the money I could ever wish for, [20:13] nag     and I'd imagine there aren't many things I can't buy. [20:17] nag     But I already know that my mother will never return, [20:20] ---     no matter how much money I have. [20:24] nag     Though, I think there might be someone out there that doesn't know that. [20:32] hay     By the way, I wonder where that alien went. [20:38] sak     Isumi-san, what's that paper? [20:40] isu     This? It's something Nagi drew a long time ago. SIGN    Spaceship SIGN    Crew [20:44] sak     It's just as bad as all the others. Is that sci-fi? [20:48] nag     I'm sure Maya made it safely to my mother's star. [20:55] nag     Mother, eight years after you passed away, I've found someone I love. [21:02] nag     We fight a lot, but we still manage to enjoy life somehow. [21:07] nag     It looks like I won't be coming to you for a while, so please... [21:11] nag     become a star, become the sky, and watch over me. [21:14] nag     From now until the end of time. [21:19] nar     And this person... [21:21] yuk     What? Why am I here? [21:25] nag     Hey, Hayate. [21:28] nag     Maria's calling you. [21:31] nag     She said something about heading back to Tokyo soon. [21:36] hay     It's about Nagi Ojou-sama. [21:38] hay     She regrets that she couldn't apologize to you. [21:43] hay     So, if it's possible, could you visit her in her dreams just once? [21:51] hay     I will protect her for the rest of my life, [21:54] hay     so I want her wishes to come true as much as possible. [21:59] hay     But it's not like I'm pampering her. I just want her to keep smiling. [22:08] nag     You shouldn't ask dead people for impossible things. [22:11] hay     Ojou-sama! [22:12] nag     If you keep that up, she won't stop at aliens next time. [22:20] nag     Mother, I haven't had chance to introduce him. This is Hayate Ayasaki. [22:25] nag     He's my new butler. [24:05] hay     A lot has happened, so I'm really glad we made it back safely. [24:09] nag     You said it. [24:10] nag     So, about White Day... it's coming up soon... [24:12] hay     Oh yeah, Valentine's Day was a month ago, wasn't it? [24:15] nag     If you give me three times what I gave you, that'll be fine for me. [24:17] hay     I thought I gave you chocolates... [24:19] nag     That's not the point! [24:21] nag     When I say three times, I mean it. You got that?! [24:24] hay     If you multiply zero by three, it's still zero. [24:26] nag     Don't blind me with logic! [24:28] nag     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day. [24:31] hay     Oh, I have to give something to Nishizawa-san as well! 18 - Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] narr     Humans are creatures that find it difficult     to learn and understand things. [01:39] hay     Are you listening, Nishizawa-san? [01:41] hay     What do you want for White Day? [01:44] nis     I don't need anything. [01:46] hay     Huh? [01:47] nis     I don't need anything anymore. [01:49] nis     I mean, I've already got enough. [01:58] nar/os     That's what she said... [02:06] nis     But... [02:09] nis     I think... I'd still like something... [02:13] narr     Humans are such greedy creatures! [02:17] nis     Oops, I swallowed. SIGN    Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day [02:24] hay     Oh yeah. Today's White Day, isn't it? [02:31] hay     Nishizawa-san told me she     didn't want anything, [02:36] hay     but she's done a lot for me, [02:38] ---     so I should repay her somehow. [02:41] hay     But, what kind of present should I get her? [02:46] hay     I haven't got a clue what to give her... [02:48] hay     Ojou-sama, is there anything you'd like? [02:52] hay     I mean, what would make you happy? [02:55] nagi     Hm? Let's see... [02:59] ---     A drill. [03:00] hay     What? [03:00] nag     You know, a drill. It'd be the first     piece to go on my robot. [03:04] hay     Um, by the way, it's Monday.     Why aren't you at school? [03:08] nag     Yes, if I had a drill, it'd be able to move. [03:12] hay     Oh dear. I guess I'll have to ask     someone a little more reliable. [03:19] hin     Miki, here you go. [03:24] hin     What's this? [03:26] hina     What do you mean by that? [03:27] ---     It's White Day. You gave me     chocolates. Remember? [03:31] hina     That's repayment. They're nothing special.     Just some cookies I baked myself. [03:35] mik     A-Ah, I see! Well, thank you for     baking them for me, I guess. [03:39] st1     What? No fair! [03:41] st2     I want some cookies from her! [03:44] girls     Me too! [03:46] girls     Me first! [03:47] hin     Okay, okay! [03:49] hin     If you really want some,     you can have some. [03:51] hin     Form an orderly queue! [03:55] hin     So, it's White Day, huh? [03:58] hin     Why am I handing out cookies anyway? [04:01] hin     Aren't girls supposed to     receive them? [04:11] hin     Because I didn't give chocolates to anyone,     there's no way I would ever get a gift. [04:19] hin     Wow, those cookies look so adorable! [04:22] hin     I'd imagine you'd feel on top of the world     if a boy you like gave you those. [04:27] hay     Hinagiku-san. [04:29] hin     Ah, Hayate-kun. [04:31] hay     Thank you again for the other day. [04:33] ---     Your help was invaluable. [04:35] hin     Help? I didn't really do anything. [04:39] hay     Oh, but thanks to you... [04:41] hay     I had a chance to have a longer chat     with Nishizawa-san as well. [04:53] hin     I see. That's good! [04:55] hin     You have to treat her well!     She's a very nice girl! [04:59] hay     Absolutely. I actually need     you advice on something. [05:02] hay     I was thinking about getting Nishizawa-san something     in return for the Valentine's chocolates she gave me, [05:06] hay     but I'm not sure what to get her. [05:08] hay     It's also my way of saying thanks for saving     Ojou-sama, so it's nothing deep, but... [05:14] hay     Um, Hinagiku-san? [05:16] hin     Huh? [05:17] hin     Oh, sorry, the present. [05:20] hin     Isn't it tradition to give a girl cookies? [05:23] hin     You know, something cute like that? [05:28] hay     Ah, you mean something like those? [05:35] hin     Yeah... [05:37] hin     I reckon any girl would love     receiving those cookies. [05:42] hay     You think so? Thank you     so much, Hinagiku-san! [05:45] hin     Good luck. [05:46] hin     And don't tell her that I helped     you pick the present. [05:50] hay     Oh, why's that? [05:53] hin     Hayate-kun, have some discretion! [05:56] hay     What? [05:57] hin     In any case, you have to tell her that you     picked it out yourself, you got that?! [06:02] hay     Sure thing... [06:03] hin     You got that? [06:04] hay     Y-Yes, ma'am! [06:12] hin     Well, I guess I have no right to     expect to get anything back... [06:14] hin     considering I didn't give anyone     any chocolates... [06:18] hin     But, if I had given him those chocolates     back then, would I have... [06:23] hin     Y-Yeah right! [06:25] hin     Being gloomy's not gonna get me anywhere! [06:28] hin     I didn't have a chance to talk to her     about Hayate-kun in Shimoda, [06:31] hin     but seeing how Ayumu gave     me chocolates and all, [06:34] ---     I can use these White Day     cookies I prepared... [06:39] hin     as an excuse to talk to her! [06:41] narr     The phone you have dialed     is currently FUBAR'd. [06:44] narr     You can find out the reason for     it being FUBAR'd in Episode 15. [06:48] narr     You can't leave a message either. [06:50] narr     Please either hang up or freak out. SIGN    Hang up Freak out [06:54] hin     What the hell's this about?! [06:57] hin     Hang up or freak out? Are you kidding me?! [07:00] narr     She freaked out. [07:03] hay     Okay, now I have a present for her. [07:06] hay     I just have to fill it with thoughts of gratitude     and give it to Nishizawa-san! [07:09] narr     But, how will you do that exactly? [07:12] hay     Now you mention that, what     should I say when I give it to her? [07:16] hay     Wait a minute... how am I going     to give them to her anyway? [07:18] hay     Do I ask her to meet me? [07:20] hay     Do I wait for her somewhere? [07:22] hay     What's this? [07:24] hay     I'm getting nervous here. [07:26] ---     This is bad. Calm down. SIGN    Sneaking [07:30] nis     Why's Hayate-kun here? And     what's that in his hands? [07:36] nis     Could it be a White Day present for me? [07:39] nis     No, it can't be. [07:41] nis     But maybe... [07:43] nis     I guess I should say something.     Like "Hey" or something... [07:49] hay     A-All right. At times like this, you     have to practice. Practice! [07:56] hay     Be still, heart, and... and... [08:00] both     R-Right! I'm just going to do it! Go me! [08:04] hay     Please accept this! [08:10] hay     Why is Maria-san here of all places?! [08:14] mar     Oh, these cookies are so cute. [08:17] mar     Thank you. But, what's     going on, Hayate-kun? [08:21] mar     This is awfully thoughtful of you. [08:23] hay     Um, well... [08:24] mar     You could have just given these... [08:27] mar     to me in the mansion instead of out here. [08:30] ---     Or were you too embarrassed to do that? [08:33] mar     You can be pretty cute sometimes, Hayate-kun. [08:40] mar     Well, I'm heading back home now. [08:43] ---     Don't stay out too late. [08:46] hay     Um... okay. [08:50] nar     He couldn't tell her that     he'd made a mistake. [08:54] hay     This is bad. I just made a huge mistake. [08:58] hay     I don't have any money left either. [09:00] ---     I can't even buy ingredients to     make something myself... [09:03] hay     Oh man, what should I do? SIGN    Ran into each other [09:15] hay     Nishizawa-san?! [09:16] nis     Oh my, what a coincidence, Hayate-kun! [09:19] hay     What should I do?! I didn't     think I'd meet her here! [09:23] hay     Oh no! As a man, I have     to go through with this! [09:26] hay     I have no choice... [09:28] hay     Please come to this park     at six o'clock tonight! [09:32] hay     There's something I'd like to give you! [09:35] nis     What? S-Sure! Gotcha! [09:37] hay     You have to come, no matter what! [09:41] nis     Okay, don't you worry about that! [09:43] narr     They tried the shouting approach. [09:48] nag     Hey, Maria. [09:50] nag     Do we have any snacks? [09:52] mar     Oh, what perfect timing. [09:55] ---     Hayate-kun gave me some     White Day cookies. [09:59] mar     Let's eat them together, Nagi. [10:01] nag     Oh great! That's our Hayate for you! [10:10] hay     How did this happen? Now I can't     even face Hinagiku-san. SIGN    Ran into each other [10:18] hay     Whoa! Hinagiku-san?! [10:21] narr     The tribulations of White     Day are far from over! [10:36] hay     Hinagiku-san... what are you doing here? [10:39] hin     This is my jogging route. [10:43] hin     What are you doing     in a place like this? [10:47] hay     Uh, well... that is to say... [10:49] hay     This is bad! If Hinagiku-san finds out... [10:52] hay     that I lost Nishizawa-san's present... [10:56] ---     she'll be angry at me again! [10:59] nar     This is exactly how a child reacts when     they don't want their mother... [11:03] nar     to find out about their bad test score. [11:06] hin     Well, whatever. I'll just get going then. [11:10] hay     Yeah. Good luck, Hinagiku-san! [11:14] hin     But I'm glad. [11:15] hay     About what? [11:17] hin     It looks like you were able to give     her that present after all. [11:21] hay     Gulp! [11:26] hin     Hayate-kun? Why did you gulp just now? [11:30] hay     Oh, that? That was nothing. Um... [11:33] narr     His mother found out about     his bad test score. [11:42] hin     What? You were practicing     giving her the present... [11:46] hin     and then accidentally gave     it to someone else? [11:49] hay     That's about the long and short of it, yeah. [11:53] hin     Hayate-kun, does your clumsiness     know no bounds? [11:55] hay     I'm sorry, I'm sorry. [11:58] hay     I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry! [11:58] hin     Besides, all you had to do was     tell her it was a mistake. [12:01] hin     Why can't you even say something     like that? Huh?! [12:04] hin     Hayate-kun, why are you like     this every single time?! [12:08] hin     Geez. Why am I in love with this guy? [12:12] hin     You don't have to apologize to me. [12:16] hin     Anyway, there's nothing you can do! [12:17] hin     You'll have to buy another gift basket. [12:19] hay     That's true, but... [12:22] hin     But? [12:23] hay     I don't have money and... [12:28] hin     I'm not lending you any. [12:29] hay     I wouldn't ask you for that in my dreams! [12:33] hin     Besides, what do you mean     you don't have any money? [12:36] hin     You're working as a butler, so     I'm sure you have a salary. [12:41] hay     Well, most of what I earn     goes towards my debt, [12:46] hay     and while I do have a little     bit of cash left over, [12:49] ---     I've been spending quite a lot lately. [12:53] hin     Quite a lot? [12:54] hin     Does that mean... [12:56] narr     That's right. [12:57] ---     The milk for the kitten, [12:58] narr     the ingredients for Hinagiku's     homemade cookies- [13:01] ---     Hayate paid for all of that. [13:04] narr     And on top of that, he bought     stuff like this as well. [13:09] hin     I don't believe it. [13:10] ---     So, does that mean you were     buying presents for people... [13:12] hin     even though you hardly     had any money at all? [13:13] hay     Uh, well... [13:16] hin     If you're too kind, you just become a tool. [13:19] hay     You're so right... [13:22] hin     Never mind. Follow me. [13:25] hin     In order to correct your     impossible personality, [13:29] hin     you'll have to pay me back with your body! [13:31] hay     What? With my body? [13:33] hin     Just don't go there, you got that? [13:40] hay     This is a café? SIGN    Cafe Acorn [13:45] hin     Are you in? [13:46] mas     Oh, Hinagiku-chan! Welcome. [13:48] hin     Hey boss. [13:53] mas     Oh. [13:55] mas     It's a rare sight to see you bringing     your boyfriend here. [13:58] hin     He's not my boyfriend, he's just in my class! [14:02] mas     Yeah, yeah. Do you want the usual blend? [14:05] hin     I'm actually only here to use the kitchen. [14:08] hin     My friend here is going     to bake some cookies. [14:11] mas     Boy... friend? [14:12] hin     Ah man, do we have to do this every time?! [14:16] mas     Anyway, I didn't know you had such a handsome     boy in your circle of friends. [14:22] hay     Oh, my name's Hayate Ayasaki. [14:25] mas     I'm the manager of this place, Hokuto Kaga. [14:28] mas     Hinagiku-chan and I go way back. [14:31] mas     Speaking of which, you need to     come and help out some time. [14:33] hin     I'll come by when I'm on vacation. [14:36] hin     But Hayate-kun... [14:37] hay     Yes? [14:38] hin     We can use any ingredients     in the store, right? [14:41] mas     Of course. [14:42] hay     What?! No, this is too much! [14:45] hay     You're even getting the ingredients     together for me! [14:48] hin     It's not for you. There's someone who's     waiting for your present, right? [14:55] hin     I don't want to see them be sad. [15:03] hay     Okay. Hinagiku-san, I'll do this. [15:07] hin     Yes, get on with it. I'm going     home, so do your best. [15:23] hin     I guess I'm not in a position     to lecture Hayate-kun... [15:28] hay     I only have two hours left, but I'm going... [15:32] hay     to pour all my feelings for Nishizawa-san into     this bowl and make her some cookies! [15:37] mas     Well, I'm going to tend shop. [15:40] mas     Hayate-kun, was it? Make yourself at home. [15:43] hay     Thank you. I'll try and make sure I don't     get in the way of your business. [15:47] mas     Don't sweat it. [15:49] ---     We don't get many customers     this time of year. [15:51] mas     And even if they do drop in,     they only want coffee. [15:54] mas     That's the kind of café this is. [15:56] hay     I see... Then... [15:59] guy     Hey! Is this the café where you     make some good sushi?! [16:02] guy2     Bring me katsudon, pronto! [16:05] guy3     I need ramen! Quick, get me some ramen! [16:14] nag     But come to think of it, why did Hayate     give you White Day cookies anyway? [16:20] mar     Why? [16:23] nag     I mean, like me, you received chocolates     on Valentine's from Hayate. [16:28] nag     Shouldn't it be you who's     giving him something? [16:32] mar     I guess you're right. [16:35] nag     I get a feeling that he's being dragged into     an unfortunate sequence of events again. [16:44] hay     Beef stroganoff, miso mackerel set meal,     oyakodon, BLT - all done! [16:49] mas     I'm so sorry for making you help out. [16:53] hay     Oh, this is easy! [16:55] mas     This place doesn't usually get this full... [16:59] hay     Well, with the recession we're in,     it can only be a good thing. [17:05] hay     But I'm meeting her at six. [17:08] hay     This is really gonna be pushing it... [17:16] nis     I didn't feel confident enough     to wear cute clothes, [17:19] nis     so I just threw my uniform on,     but that's not weird, is it? [17:24] nis     But I guess we humans really     are greedy after all. [17:28] nis     I mean, I said I didn't want anything, but     I ended up wanting something anyway. [17:32] old     I thought I taught you that people who can't     sort out their emotions are worthless! [17:41] nis     Who... [17:43] ---     are you? [17:45] mas     I need a beef stew and a big     portion of curry rice next! [17:47] mas     Plus another honey toast and a salad! [17:49] hay     Roger! [17:52] hay     If I run I can still make it in time, but     at this rate, I can't just up and leave. [17:58] hay     Damn. Why does this always happen     to me? Why am I always... [18:05] hin     Maybe you're cursed. [18:09] hay     Hinagiku-san! [18:11] hay     And Maria-san?! [18:12] mar     Sheesh, I was wondering what     you were up to, Hayate-kun. [18:16] hin     I met her over there, so I brought her over. [18:19] hin     So, you gave the cookies to Maria-san, huh? [18:22] hin     Why didn't you just say something? [18:25] hay     Um, well... [18:28] hin     Anyway, leave this to us and     take your cookies to her. [18:37] mar     You can consider this my repayment     for Valentine's. [18:44] hay     Maria-san, Hinagiku-san. [18:47] hin     Besides, I think the store will return     to normal once you leave. [18:51] hin     It's never had this large a turnover before. [18:55] hay     I'm sorry. I'm always causing trouble. [18:57] mas     I need a Caesar salad, a whole bream     sashimi, and... some roast beef! [19:02] hin     Sure thing. [19:03] mar     I've never cooked in a place like     this. This is a new challenge. [19:08] hin     We'll be fine, so just get going. [19:11] hay     Okay. Thank you! [19:16] mar     Okay, so that's the Caesar salad, the whole     bream sashimi and the roast beef done. [19:20] hin     Already?! [19:27] nis     It's almost six. I wonder if Hayate-kun     will really show up. [19:33] hay     Nishizawa-san! [19:37] nis     Hayate-kun! [19:39] hay     Um, you said you didn't want anything     in return for Valentine's, [19:45] hay     but you saved Ojou-sama and     did all those other things too. [19:52] hay     And I was happy when you gave me     the chocolates on Valentine's... [19:58] hay     so I put all of those feelings     into these for you... [20:03] nis     Thanks. [20:10] nis     Right now, just the thought you put     into this makes me happy. [20:15] nis     Thank you, Hayate-kun. [20:28] hin     Today was pretty eventful. I'm beat. [20:34] hin     This was the right thing     to do though, wasn't it? [20:41] hin     Man, I don't care anymore. I'm     just going home to sleep. [20:48] mar     I'm back. [20:50] nag     Oh, Maria. I'm hungry, please throw     something together, stat. [20:55] mar     Sure, I'll make whatever you want! [20:59] nag     Huh? Where's Hayate? I thought     you went to pick him up. [21:04] mar     Oh, Hayate-kun had an     errand he had to run. [21:11] hay     Hinagiku-san. [21:14] hin     Hayate-kun? [21:15] hin     Huh? What are you doing here? [21:19] hay     I just wanted to give you these     before the end of the day. [21:25] hay     I didn't get any chocolates     from you on Valentine's, [21:29] hay     but you're always getting me out of fixes. [21:40] hay     It would mean a lot to me     if you accepted them... [21:54] hin     Were you planning on repaying me for all I did     for you with just a single bag of cookies? [21:59] hay     What?! No! I-I didn't... That's not... [22:02] hin     I'm just kidding. I'll happily accept them. [22:07] hay     Oh, thank god. [22:09] narr     That's right, humans are creatures that find     it difficult to learn and understand things. [22:15] hin     In return, I'll give you chocolates     for Valentine's next year. [22:18] hay     What?! [22:19] hin     You idiot, it would be the obligatory kind!     The kind without any deeper meaning! [22:24] hay     I know. [22:25] narr     That's why they make mistakes. [22:27] narr     That's why they laugh and     cry... and fall in love. [24:05] hay     Ojou-sama, the next episode will mark     the beginning of spring break. [24:07] nag     You idiot! This isn't the place     to talk about seasons! [24:11] nag     People who see these episodes on their DVR or DVD     won't be able to tell if you're talking about... [24:13] nag     the season in the show or     the season when it aired. [24:16] hay     Oh, you're right. I'll rephrase that: [24:18] hay     The next episode will mark the beginning     of spring break in the show. [24:21] hay     Do you have any plans for     spring break in the show? [24:23] nag     That's even more confusing. [24:26] nag     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler     will be entitled Aim for the King. [24:29] nag     Hayate, I'm going to improve my lifestyle. [24:31] hay     Ojou-sama, I think you just said     something unbelievable! 19 - Aim for the King! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Sometimes, she regrets her lifestyle. [01:49] nag     They say "In spring, one may sleep a     sleep that knows no dawn." [01:52] nag     I've been waking up past noon every     day since spring break started... [01:56] nag     Hayate and Maria     are unbelievable. [01:59] nag     They took me literally when I told them     to let me sleep in over spring break, [02:03] nag     and haven't woken me once! [02:06] nar     Actually, Hayate and Maria have     been waking her every day, [02:10] nar     but Nagi never bothers to get up. [02:12] nag     I've been hiding away     at home every day, [02:15] nag     playing games, reading manga,     watching anime, and sleeping. [02:18] nag     Playing games, reading manga,     watching anime, and sleeping. [02:21] nag     This kind of lifestyle     feels kinda... [02:24] nag     kinda... somehow bad! [02:27] nar     It's not just somehow     bad... it's really bad! SIGN    Sometimes, she regrets her lifestyle. [02:40] nag     Today - no, starting from today, [02:43] nag     I'm going to live a decent life... [02:45] ---     and be an upstanding citizen! [02:47] nar     The discarded pajamas. [02:52] nar     The discarded, crumpled-up pajamas. SIGN    Aim for the King [03:06] mar     Hayate-kun! Behind you! [03:19] hay     That was close. [03:21] mar     But I think I heard something break... [03:31] hay     What? Buy a new cellphone? [03:34] mar     Yes, it'll be inconvenient     if you don't have one. [03:37] hay     Sorry. [03:38] mar     Besides, Nagi isn't getting     up anyway, [03:41] ---     so it'll be best if you     head off now. [03:43] nag     Who isn't getting up? [03:45] hay     Oh, Ojou-sama. [03:46] mar     Oh, Nagi, you're up early today. [03:49] hay     Did you have trouble     getting to sleep? [03:50] nag     Is that really what you ask someone     who got out of bed past noon? [03:54] nag     By the way, where are you going     to buy your cellphone, Hayate? [03:57] hay     Probably the electronics warehouse I always go to,     by the west exit of Shinjuku station. [04:04] nag     Shinjuku, huh? [04:06] nag     Okay! Take me with you! [04:13] mar     What's going on? [04:13] ---     Good question. [04:15] hay     Today's not April Fool's     Day, you know... [04:17] nag     I know! [04:18] nag     I'm turning over a new leaf! [04:21] nag     In other words, I'm a     brand new Nagi... [04:23] ---     NAGI 3-6-0 Elite! [04:26] nag     What's with those expressions?!     Anyway, let's get going! [04:35] nag     It's pretty huge... [04:37] hay     Well, of course. It's one of     the largest in the city. SIGN    Bic Camera [04:59] nag     Hayate, there are lots     of people here. [05:01] ---     Do something about it. [05:02] hay     I don't think I can... [05:04] nag     But you know, seeing     this many people... [05:07] ---     makes you realize just     how small you are, [05:09] nag     even when you're not the heroine of a light novel. [05:11] hay     Yes, I suppose you're right. [05:16] nag     But these warehouse     stores are amazing. [05:20] nag     I had heard of them before, but never realized     everything was so cheap here! [05:25] hay     You really think so? [05:26] nag     So, this is one of those famous     one million yen stores. [05:29] nag     Everything costs a bargain-basement     million yen. [05:33] hay     It's only bargain-basement if     your last name is Gates... [05:36] hay     But, don't you do your     shopping online? [05:40] ---     So you should know how     much things cost, right? [05:43] nag     Wait... you can see the prices     when you shop online? [05:46] hay     You don't even see them     when you shop?! [05:50] hay     Well, I'm going to go and buy     a cellphone over there. [05:54] nag     All right, I'll come with you. [06:00] sal     I recommend our Unlimited Talk 8 package. [06:04] ---     Does that interest you? [06:05] hay     Yes. [06:06] sal     Great! Please fill out this form. [06:11] hay     Okay. [06:16] hay     Oh wow, I didn't know     it could do that. [06:19] sal     Do you have any ID on you? [06:21] hay     Is a student ID okay? [06:29] nag     Um... [06:30] hay     You can take a look     around if you like. [06:39] hay     It's not like she's Isumi-san, [06:42] ---     so with me here, it's not     like Ojou-sama... [06:44] hay     will get lost the moment     she walks off... [06:45] sal     Excuse me, but your friend seems     to have disappeared already... [06:49] hay     What? [06:52] ---     Huh? [06:57] ---     Hey. [07:09] nag     Hayate... [07:11] ---     got lost. [07:15] nag     Jeez, what's with that guy? [07:16] ---     I've told him over and over again     to make sure he doesn't get lost. SIGN    Lost Children [07:23] nag     I guess I should go find him. [07:25] nag     Excuse me, my friend is lost... [07:27] wom     Hello, little girl, are you lost? [07:32] nag     Huh? What? I'm not lost! I'm not     the one who's lost but... [07:37] wom     There, there. I'll use the P.A.     to call your guardian, okay? [07:41] wom     What's your name, little girl? [07:45] wom     This is a lost child announcement: Nagi Sanzenin,     a little girl with blond pigtails, is... [07:50] nag     No! I'm not the one who's lost! [07:53] sal     Um... SIGN    Lost Children [07:58] wom     Can you wait in here until     you're picked up please? [08:01] nag     I told you, I'm not the     one who's lost! [08:03] wom     Yes, yes. Just wait here     for a while, okay? [08:04] nag     It's my friend who got lost! [08:07] nag     Jeez, what's with this place?! [08:10] kid1     Oh, a newcomer. [08:14] kid1     Welcome to Hell's Avalon. [08:17] ---     This is the dark corner     of the world. [08:20] kid3     What's a pretty little flower like     you doin' in a place like this? [08:25] nag     I-It's not like I'm here because     I wanted to be. [08:28] nag     Just so you know, I'm not lost! [08:30] ---     I was brought here by mistake! [08:33] kid1     Yeah, everyone says that     when they first get here. [08:37] kid1     Hey Johnny, why are you here? [08:40] kid2     I was brought here by mistake. [08:44] nag     What's wrong with them? [08:46] kid1     Bein' lost's nothin' to     be ashamed of. [08:50] ---     Even for a... [08:52] kid1     "big girl" like you. [08:55] kid3     Don't worry. [08:57] ---     It's rare to get lost at your age, [08:59] ---     but you need some blemishes     on your record, y'know? [09:03] nag     You little brats.... [09:07] nag     Fine! [09:08] ---     Since you asked for it, let's battle! [09:10] nag     I'll crush you all! [09:14] kid1     Th-That's... [09:16] ---     The game that's become so popular     with kids and adults alike... [09:19] kid1     that it's becoming a     national pastime! [09:22] kid3     The Hayate the Combat Butler     trading card game! [09:26] kids     This is clearly just an ad! [09:29] nag     Let's go! [09:32] kid2     You'll regret this. [09:38] kids     Duel... Start! SIGN    Nagi vs. The Bad Kids [09:54] kid1     My turn! [09:57] kid1     Draw! [10:00] kid1     What luck! [10:01] kid1     From my hand, I summon Miki Hanabishi,     Izumi Segawa, Risa Asakaze, [10:05] kid1     and Hinagiku Katsura! [10:10] kid1     Which means that the Student Council     Members Combo is activating! [10:17] kid1     My turn is finished. [10:19] nag     Not bad. [10:22] ---     Now it's my turn. [10:24] nag     Draw! [10:25] nag     From my hand, I summon Nagi     Sanzenin and Hayate Ayasaki! [10:29] nag     I set down a trap card here... [10:35] ---     and use Hayate's Butler Attack! [10:37] kid1     I was waiting for you to do that! [10:39] kid1     I cosplay summon Proud Student     Council President! [10:47] kid1     Hinagiku Katsura's attack     power is now 8500! [10:52] nag     So what? My attack's     not over yet. [10:55] nag     I cosplay summon too! [11:01] nag     Three-Thousand Nagi!     Attack power: 7500! [11:06] nag     This card allows you     to attack again... [11:08] nag     if you defeat your opponent,     and a character card... [11:11] ---     is on the top of your deck! [11:12] kid1     But my attack power is higher! [11:15] nag     And now, I activate my trap card: [11:19] nag     I Will Protect Ojou-sama! [11:22] ---     Three-Thousand Nagi's attack     power is boosted... [11:24] nag     by 5000! [11:26] nag     Go, Galaxy Magical! Destroy! [11:33] nag     Draw! Character Card! [11:36] nag     Draw! Character Card! [11:40] nag     Draw! Character Card! [11:43] nag     Draw! Character Card! [11:48] nag     It's always my turn! [11:55] nar     Please note that we broadcasted     this using the original rules. [12:02] hay     Excuse me, I'm here to     pick up a lost girl. [12:06] wom     Ah yes, thanks. [12:09] hay     Is she inside? [12:10] wom     Yes, she's playing at the moment. [12:14] hay     Playing? [12:18] kid1     Wow, Chief, you have     so many rare cards! [12:21] kid2     Can we really keep them? [12:24] nag     Yeah, sure. [12:25] kid3     Awesome! Hooray for our chief! [12:28] nag     Well, as your leader, it's     the least I can do... [12:31] hay     Hello, Miss Leader. I've     come to pick you up. [12:35] nag     H-H-Hayate?! When did you... [12:41] hay     But I didn't think     that little kids... [12:43] ---     would like you so much that... [12:46] hay     you'd make them call     you their chief. [12:48] nag     No, I... They did that     on their own! [12:51] kid1     What? But you said,     "Just call me chief." [12:55] nag     Idiot! No! It wasn't like that! SIGN    Sometimes, she regrets her lifestyle. [13:03] hay     You don't have to be ashamed. [13:05] hay     I think that's the first time I've     ever seen you so lively. [13:09] nag     I already told you that you've     got it all wrong! [13:13] hay     Thanks to you, chief, I was able     to buy a new cellphone. [13:18] nag     Like I said! [13:20] ---     It didn't go that way. It was... [13:22] narr     Nagi thought that she should... [13:26] ---     lead a more serious life. SIGN    March 29th [13:40] sak     My birthday is April 3rd. [13:44] hay     Oh, really? [13:45] sak     So, you didn't know after all. [13:48] ---     It's coming up fast. I'm counting     on you, so don't forget about it. [13:52] hay     Oh... [13:54] ---     But I don't have enough money to     buy anything you'd actually like. [13:58] sak     I wasn't expecting anything     special from you anyway. [14:01] sak     All I want is for you to put     your heart into it... [14:05] sak     and make me bust     my gut laughing. [14:10] hay     Umm, your girlish expression... [14:13] hay     didn't really suit what     you just said. [14:15] sak     Really? I didn't think so. [14:19] sak     All I need is someone     to make me laugh. [14:21] ---     I don't really need anything else. [14:23] sak     So I'm relying on you, [14:24] ---     Mr. Protagonist of the Butler Comedy     about love and blood. [14:28] hay     I don't think that's something     I want to be responsible for... [14:31] nar     There's someone else... [14:33] ---     who's also under the same     kind of pressure. [14:37] wat     "Make me laugh!" she says.     It's easy for her to say, [14:40] ---     but what does she expect     every year? [14:43] sak     You say that, but you do put a     lot of effort into it every year. [14:45] wat     Well, out of my four     childhood friends, [14:48] ---     she's done the most for me, so... [14:50] wat     But, a one hit KO would be... [15:00] wat     I am divine, but I have no grapes... [15:09] sak     Oh, that's hilarious. [15:12] sak     You took a staple of the pun     world and changed it, [15:14] ---     and because you changed it, you     gave it a 21st Century twist! [15:18] sak     That was so good. [15:19] wat     I'm going for a walk. [15:23] sak     Ah, but Master! It was funny!     Honest! It really was funny, Master! [15:29] nar     Meanwhile, back at the     Sanzenin manor... [15:35] nag     Hm, making Sakuya laugh     for her birthday, huh? [15:38] hay     Yes. What should I do? [15:41] nag     That's a pretty difficult question. [15:44] nag     However, I believe that     laughter comes... [15:46] ---     from observational comedy. [15:49] hay     Observational comedy? [15:51] nag     Yes! Therefore, if you go out     and observe funny people... [15:54] ---     that should make you laugh! [15:56] hay     I see! Funny people! [16:09] mar     Um, I get the odd feeling that I'm     getting some unwanted looks... [16:14] hay     No, it's nothing! [16:16] nag     That's right! Just carry     on as usual! [16:21] mar     Really? Okay then... [16:28] hay     But stalking someone just     to watch them is a bit... [16:32] nag     You're right. [16:34] ---     Maybe nothing will happen     if we just observe her. [16:39] nag     So, that's why I've prepared these Sunday boxes with     objects in them that might get Maria... [16:42] nag     to do something funny. SIGN    Sunday [16:45] hay     Who prepared those boxes? [16:48] hay     Hm, let's go with the first one. [16:50] nag     Okay! Open the box! [16:56] hay     What's this? [16:57] nag     A slapstick paper fan? [16:58] sak     I think that means you're supposed to interject with that. [17:01] hay     Oh, Sakuya-san. [17:03] ---     Wait?! I'm supposed to     hit her with this?! [17:05] nag     I see! She means that, in comedy,     you need a straight man too. [17:09] sak     Exactly. When the comic says something dumb,     you have to interject with all your might. [17:12] sak     If you hold back when you're interjecting,     it'll kill the comedy. [17:16] hay     Hold on. If I interject like     that, she'll kill me! [17:20] nag     You'll be fine, Hayate. [17:22] ---     Even Maria will laugh and     forgive you for this... [17:26] nag     if you do it right. [17:28] sak     Yeah, you've got nothing     to worry about... [17:31] ---     unless you don't do it right. [17:34] hay     I don't know how you're     meant to do it... [17:37] nag     Let's get cracking then, Hayate! [17:39] sak     Good luck! [17:41] hay     Are you serious? [17:43] nar     He can't resist the flow of events, and so,     his dangerous mission begins. [17:50] mar     Hayate-kun, please can     you clean over there? [17:54] hay     Sure. No problem. [18:01] hay     I'm supposed to interject when     she does something stupid, but... [18:13] hay     I guess it's true that she's naturally     a bit of an airhead, but... [18:18] hay     she's as much of a perfectionist as     Hinagiku-san, if not even more so. [18:22] hay     I doubt she'll make a     mistake so easily... [18:28] hay     Even the tune she hums is pleasant     and suits her cleaning regime... [18:34] hay     Pleasant... [18:38] hay     Th-This cool, pleasant song that     somehow stirs my heart... [18:43] hay     Could it be... [18:44] nar     It's a song from a legendary     giant mecha anime! [18:50] nar     Each person alone can only be a flame, [18:52] nar     but if two people get together, [18:54] nar     it becomes a fierce blaze! [18:55] nar     When Maria becomes a blaze,     she is invincible! [19:01] hay     What a realistic heavenly voice. [19:04] ---     But anyway, Maria-san, don't you     think that song's a bit old, [19:06] hay     even though it's a masterpiece? [19:12] hay     Should I do it? [19:13] ---     Should I use the paper fan? [19:15] ---     Should I slap her?! [19:18] hay     I'm sure they're both watching     me from somewhere, so I... [19:23] hay     I should... [19:26] hay     Maria-san! [19:27] mar     Yes? [19:28] hay     What song are you humming? [19:33] mar     Oh, Nagi was listening to it all     night long the other day. [19:37] mar     I don't know what it is,     but it stuck with me. [19:41] mar     It's probably a theme tune     for some anime series. [19:45] hay     Phew! I'm so glad     I didn't go for it! [19:49] ---     I was about to step on     a landmine there. [19:52] nag     Comedy can be pretty     intense, can't it? [19:55] sak     Yeah, what a fantastic     atmosphere! [19:59] sak     But, at this rate, we     won't get anywhere. [20:02] hay     She's right. We're not gonna     get anywhere like this. [20:05] hay     I have to find her flaw and expose     it as soon as possible. [20:09] nag     Come on! [20:11] sak     Come on! Do something stupid! [20:14] hay     Do it! [20:16] mar     I wonder why I've suddenly got this feeling that there's     a really unpleasant aura floating around again... [20:23] mar     What? [20:24] mar     The window's broken. [20:27] ---     Oh my, what should we do? [20:29] nag     There it is! A natural airhead! [20:30] sak     A pun! [20:32] hay     Window! [20:33] hay     Maria-san! [20:35] mar     Yes? [20:49] nag     Are you braindead?! [20:57] nag     Man, I can't believe     Hayate sometimes! [21:05] nar     What happened after that? [21:08] hay     But man, I really drew     the short straw there. [21:12] sak     But it was a riot in the end. [21:15] ---     I'm satisfied. [21:18] sak     Thanks, Hayate. [21:21] hay     Sakuya-san... [21:24] sak     Right. Good luck when the     real thing comes round! [21:27] hay     What? The real thing?! [21:30] sak     Well, today's March 29th. SIGN    Today: March 29th [21:33] sak     My birthday's on April     3rd, remember? [21:36] hay     Oh, you're right! [21:38] sak     I'm counting on you! [21:41] nag     There are many forms of stand-up     comedy in the world, [21:44] nag     but a straight man and a funny man duo     is pretty much the staple diet. [21:47] ---     Okay, Isumi, be an airhead! [21:49] isu     But I've never been the     funny man before... [21:53] nag     Good job. Wataru, interject     with all your might! [22:00] wat     Y-You... [22:08] nag     Not enough anger! [22:09] nag     You won't score any     laughs like that! [22:12] nag     Right, Wataru, you're     the funny man next! [22:16] wat     Why don't you give it a     try? I'll slap you good! [22:19] isu     Wataru-kun, the timing of your     interjections is pretty poor. [22:28] nar     Sakuya Aizawa, almost fourteen. [24:06] nag     I lost again! Why can't I beat     Hayate at card games?! [24:10] hay     Oh, I just got lucky. [24:12] nag     Again! This time, I'm going     to beat you to a pulp! [24:16] hay     I just got lucky before. [24:19] ---     My skill is way below     yours, Chief. [24:21] nag     Stop calling me that, moron! [24:25] hay     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler     is entitled I Couldn't Do the Maid Turn. [24:28] hay     A third maid makes a sensational appearance! [24:31] nag     I lost again... 20 - I Couldn't Do the Maid Turn Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    April [01:35] fat     I'm considering passing over     into the afterlife... [01:38] nar     Does everyone remember     this character? [01:42] nar     The wandering specter of     Father Rean Radiostar [01:46] nar     is currently residing at     the Sanzenin estate. [01:57] hay     I was just thinking I hadn't     seen him for a while... [02:01] hay     I wonder if it's because     it's now spring. [02:04] nar     This episode revolves around this wandering     specter and some maids. SIGN    I Couldn't Do the Maid Turn [02:14] hay     I see. Take care. [02:17] hay     When you do pass over, [02:20] hay     I'll hold a little service for you and put     a bouquet of flowers on the ground. [02:24] fat     I knew this'd be over your head. [02:26] hay     What did you say? That really pissed     me off for some reason! [02:29] fat     Let me explain it in layman's terms so that     even a dunce like you can understand. [02:33] fat     Are you listening carefully? If a person's spirit remains     in the mortal realm after they've died, [02:37] fat     it means they still harbor     overwhelming regrets. [02:41] fat     Basically, something has shackled     them to the world. [02:43] fat     Because I have these regrets, it means     I can't pass over into the afterlife. [02:47] hay     I see. And what exactly     is this regret of yours? [02:51] fat     Well, I suppose... [02:55] fat     I wanted to fool around     with a maid. [02:58] fat     Ow! [03:00] hay     Have you finished     your eulogy yet? [03:02] fat     You're interjecting too roughly.     I almost accidentally passed over! [03:05] hay     What kinda regret is that?!     Wanting to fool around! [03:08] hay     Stop spouting nonsense     and pass over already! [03:11] fat     What did you just say!? [03:13] fat     Don't you think you should listen to the final     wish of one of God's faithful servants! [03:17] hay     Why would a servant of God have     such a perverted final wish?! [03:25] hay     Besides, what do you even mean     by fooling around with a maid? [03:27] hay     Maria-san can't see you, so there's     no way that could ever happen! [03:33] fat     She can't see me? [03:37] fat     I just remembered     something urgent. [03:39] hay     Hold on! [03:40] hay     What are you planning to do now     you know she can't see you? [03:44] fat     Oh, I'm just going to watch     her getting changed. [03:46] hay     As if I'd let you do that! Even if you are     being honest about your intentions! [03:54] fat     Then, what do you     want me to do?! [03:57] hay     All right, whatever.     Let's ask an expert. [04:09] isu     I see. I understand what     you're asking of me. [04:13] isu     Sending lingering souls to the afterlife is     also one of the Saginomiya clan's duties. [04:17] isu     Because it's Hayate-sama who's making this request,     I'll put everything I have into accomplishing the task. [04:21] hay     Oh, you don't have to go that far. [04:24] isu     I think the easiest method would be for Father     here to possess someone else's body... [04:29] isu     and fool around using the     body he's possessed. [04:33] hay     Ah, I see. SIGN    Stare. [04:36] fat     That's not a bad idea. [04:39] hay     Huh? What are you... [04:43] hay     Father, let's suppose you end     up possessing my body... [04:48] hay     What are you planning     to do to Maria-san? [04:50] fat     Well, let's see... [04:54] ---     Mostly stuff you can't do     on an anime TV series, [04:56] fat     like this and that, not to mention     that other thing... [04:59] fat     Ow! [05:02] hay     Let's think of another way. [05:05] isu     Really? [05:06] fat     Well, I have an idea. [05:08] hay     You do? [05:23] isu     Um, what's this? [05:27] hay     I see what you've done     here, Father. [05:29] hay     You can't touch normal people, [05:32] hay     so you thought you'd make do with putting     a maid outfit on someone you can touch. [05:36] isu     Even so, what's this about? [05:38] hay     Isumi-san, you don't have     to do much, you know... [05:41] hay     All you have to say is     "Welcome home, master," [05:44] ---     and then, he should pass over. [05:46] fat     Wrong! [05:48] hay     Wrong? What do you     mean by that? [05:51] fat     This isn't right! Not even close!     She's not a maid at all! [05:55] hay     What are you talking about?! [05:57] hay     You're the one who randomly     put that outfit on her! [06:00] ---     Why are you freaking out?! [06:01] fat     It's just not right! [06:04] fat     She's wearing a maid outfit, but she doesn't     have the spirit of a maid at all! [06:09] hay     Of course she doesn't! [06:11] fat     If there's no spirit, I can't pass over.     I don't want to pass over. [06:16] hay     You're unbelievable... [06:18] hay     Well, fine. Do what you want. [06:22] ---     Isumi-san, let's forget     about this guy and... [06:25] isu     Okay. [06:26] hay     What? [06:27] isu     To preserve the honor of the Saginomiya clan,     I shall learn the spirit of the maid... [06:31] isu     and help you pass over. [06:34] hay     Oh man, some weird switch just     flipped inside her head... [06:44] hin     It's already April. [06:49] hin     I wonder if anybody     will show up today. [06:53] nag     You want to learn what     it means to be a maid? [06:57] ---     Did some weird switch flip inside     your head or something? [07:00] hay     Yes, something like that. [07:03] nag     Hm, but learning the essence of     being a maid... I don't know... [07:06] nag     Oh! [07:09] nag     Okay, you can learn all about     maids. Just hide in here. [07:18] nag     Hello? Yeah. [07:22] ---     Can you come over right away? [07:25] wat     So? What do you want? [07:27] nag     Nothing much. I just wanted to ask     you some questions about maids, [07:30] nag     because you've had a maid serving     you since you were little. [07:35] wat     Don't make it sound so creepy! [07:38] wat     Besides, Saki wears that outfit     because she wants to. [07:42] wat     I'm not really interested     in maids. [07:45] nag     Oh, I see. Then, I'm sorry. [07:48] nag     I know I'm a little late     entering the market, [07:50] nag     but I was considering opening     a maid café at some point. [07:54] nag     Wouldn't that be great?     A maid café... [07:56] ---     with everyone saying     "Welcome home, master..." [08:00] wat     I don't know what you're planning,     but do whatever you like. [08:05] wat     I don't think such a shallow maid café     will get much business though. [08:11] nag     Hm? So, what would make it less     shallow but still relate to maids? [08:16] wat     I-I'm not really into this stuff, but     if I have to suggest something... [08:21] wat     Only if I have to, you hear?! I'd say the essence     of a maid is the split-second when... [08:24] wat     the skirt flies up when a maid     turns around! It's crucial! [08:29] nag     That's all? You're quite     shallow yourself. [08:33] wat     You idiot! Do you really think     that's all there is to it? [08:36] wat     Another crucial moment is when     they stand on tiptoes! [08:38] wat     You know, when they're trying to reach something     way up high... That little stretch there! [08:42] nag     Are you done yet? [08:44] wat     No, there's more! [08:46] wat     Posture. You can forget about being a maid     if your back isn't ruler-edge straight! [08:50] wat     And another important point... [08:53] nag     Okay, okay. [08:54] nag     That should give you a pretty     good idea, Isumi. [08:58] isu     I see. [09:00] isu     Hello, Wataru-kun. [09:02] wat     Wh-Why? [09:04] isu     Wataru-kun, you know so     much about maids... [09:09] ---     You're a maid nerd, aren't you? [09:14] wat     Nagi, I hate you! [09:17] isu     Oh, Wataru-kun... [09:19] nagi     That was fun. [09:22] hay     I do feel a bit sorry     for him though... [09:24] nag     Don't. Anyway, we now know that the     essence of being a maid is all about... [09:29] nag     the flaring of the skirt     when she turns. [09:33] isu     Thank you, Nagi. I understand. [09:38] isu     And without further ado! [09:40] isu     I'll show you the spirit     of the maid! [09:43] fat     Please do. [09:45] isu     Father, please watch     and pass over! [10:00] hay     She couldn't do the turn! [10:01] fat     But in a way, this wasn't     so bad either! [10:03] nar     The essence of the maid     saga continues! [10:17] sak     Um, do you need something? [10:19] wat     What?! Of course I don't! [10:22] wat     I don't need anything, but... [10:26] sak     Yes? [10:27] wat     Could you do a little pirouette? [10:31] sak     Why? [10:32] wat     It doesn't matter why! All you have to do     is a tiny little turn. Just a little one! [10:36] sak     Hm, from the way you're     asking, I refuse. [10:39] wat     Why not?! Come on,     don't be like that! [10:43] sak     I mean, I don't really know why, [10:45] sak     but from the way you said it,     it sounded obscene. [10:48] wat     What do you mean by obscene?!     It's nothing like that! [10:53] nar     She pretty much nailed it, actually. [10:55] sak     Anyway, I don't know why, [10:58] sak     but my woman's instinct     is telling me... [11:00] ---     you're too young for that. [11:02] wat     I just told you it's     not like that! [11:04] wat     Hey, Saki! [11:04] nar     And so it goes... [11:06] nar     While Wataru, who had been completely     embarrassed by Nagi, [11:09] nar     was thinking about maids back at the Sanzenin     estate, this is what was happening... [11:14] sak     I see. I think I've got     the gist of it. So... [11:21] ---     Why don't I teach you about the     essence of being a maid? [11:24] hay     Wow, so does that mean you're going to change     into a maid outfit for us as well? [11:32] saku     I see. So you're really into maid outfits,     are you, Mr. Butler-in-debt? [11:37] hay     Huh? She's smiling, but it seems like she's     being less friendly to me somehow... [11:41] saku     I'm not talking about putting     on a maid outfit, [11:43] saku     I'm talking about introducing you     to a maid we've recently hired. [11:48] hay     A maid from the Aizawa family? SIGN    The Sunflower Maid Café [11:51] saku     The Aizawa Group opened     a maid café the other day. [11:55] hay     Wait, you're into maid     cafés as well? [11:59] saku     Yep. [12:02] hay     And that maid is... [12:05] saku     She's a girl who joined us to work there.     But she was such a perfect maid, [12:10] saku     we decided to employ her as     our maid on her days off. [12:14] hay     Ah, I guess you probably have     the cash to do that. [12:16] saku     Well, anyway, come in, Haru-san. [12:38] haru     It's nice to meet you. I'm     Haru, Sakuya-san's maid. [12:44] hay     She's really pretty. [12:48] haru     Thank you. [12:51] hay     But you look really young...     Can I ask how old you are? [12:58] hay     Um, I'm sorry... [13:03] har     Secrets are also part of the     art of being a maid. [13:06] hay     I see. I'm sorry. [13:09] saku     See? Isn't Haru amazing? [13:13] isu     Quite. [13:14] saku     Right, let's ask her to show us... [13:17] saku     what it really means to be a maid,     and use today to learn from her! [13:25] saku     Hm? What's wrong, Maria-san? [13:27] mar     Oh, nothing. [13:29] hay     We're going to use the     back parlor for a bit. [13:33] hay     But I wonder what Haru-san will show us when     she shows us the essence of the maid. [13:37] saku     You'll be blown away! [13:41] hay     But, Haru-san, why are     you working as a maid? [13:46] har     Well, let's see. To put it simply, I like     supporting cute and amazing people. [13:54] hay     Support? [13:56] har     Yes. [13:58] ---     I don't have any amazing skills     like you, Ayasaki-kun. [14:06] hay     Wait... "Ayasaki-kun"? How     does she know my name? [14:15] fat     She's very good indeed. [14:17] hay     Whoa! Where have you     been all this time? [14:31] isu     Father, please watch     and pass over! [14:43] isu     Father, please watch     and pass over! [14:51] fat     I put the clip of Miss Isumi tripping over in     her unfamiliar maid outfit on repeat... [14:57] fat     and watched it over     and over again. [15:02] fat     I was tripping and almost passed over     to the next world. [15:06] hay     It would have been nice if     you'd actually done that. [15:09] fat     But, anyway... [15:11] ---     The way that maid moves... the     way she looks from behind... [15:16] fat     This might be it! [15:18] ---     Now, what sort of moves     will she show us?! [15:36] hay     Oh, Maria-san, what's going on? [15:40] mari     Oh, nothing. I'm going     to clean over there. [15:59] nag     Hey Maria, what's Hayate up to? [16:02] mar     I don't know! [16:07] isu     So, how can you obtain the     true essence of a maid? [16:10] har     The true essence? [16:13] isu     Yes. I have a friend who's a     maid nerd and he told me: [16:18] isu     "The essence of a maid is the split-second when     the skirt flies up when a maid turns around!" [16:23] isu     But I stepped on the hem of the skirt     and couldn't do a proper turn. [16:30] har     I see. That's a pretty     easy one to solve. [16:34] isu     R-Really? [16:36] har     Yes, all you have to do     is wear a short skirt. [16:41] hay     That really is the simple way     of solving her problem. [16:45] fat     But that's the maid way! [16:52] isu     So... what's next? [16:55] har     Let's see... next, you'd probably cheerily do     some cleaning or cooking, but... [17:02] har     the most important weapon     in a maid's arsenal is... [17:06] har     her fake smile. [17:09] hay     Um, she's not holding     back, is she? [17:12] fat     No. Well, we knew     she wouldn't... [17:15] har     If you can fake a natural smile, you can deceive     eighty percent of the customers. [17:19] isu     I see. A fake smile. [17:22] har     Let's practice it. Smile! [17:25] isu     Smile... [17:28] har     Nice. That's it. Smile! [17:32] isu     Smile... [17:34] har     Smile. [17:35] isu     Smile... [17:36] har     Now smile. [17:37] isu     Smile... [17:39] saku     Oh wow, this is so side-splitting,     my stomach's hurting. [17:41] hay     Um, Isumi-san, if it's too much... [17:45] isu     No, showing lost souls their way     to the afterlife is my duty. [17:52] har     Then, let's begin! [18:01] isu     Smile! [18:12] isu     Too hot! [18:35] har     Isumi-san, smile, smile. Don't     forget about your fake smile. [18:41] isu     Oh, yes. [18:46] isu     Here you go, master. Smile! [18:49] har     Good! Well done. [18:52] har     You're a fully-fledged maid now. [18:55] isu     Thank you very much. [18:59] hay     You know, watching her     smile so falsely... [19:02] hay     and her forcing herself to be     cheerful is painful, isn't it? [19:05] fat     Yeah, but even so, I'm satisfied. [19:10] hay     Father? [19:16] fat     Thank you, Isumi-kun. [19:18] fat     Your maid spirit was great. [19:20] isu     Father. [19:26] isu     Then, please pass over so that your     soul may be at peace. [19:31] fat     Hm? Pass over? [19:33] fat     Oh, that was just an     April Fool's joke. [19:39] fat     I'm sorry for making you wear     those embarrassing clothes, [19:42] fat     but there are a number of things other than     maids that bind me to this mortal coil. [19:46] fat     I won't be going anywhere     for a while. [19:48] ---     But that maid look     of yours was... [19:54] fat     Wait, let me explain! [20:00] ---     Wait! [20:02] fat     Help! [20:03] har     Um, I don't quite know what's going     on, but I'll take my leave now. [20:09] saku     Yeah, yeah. Thanks a bunch. [20:14] saku     Well, Ayasaki-kun. Please     take care of my master. [20:19] hay     What? O-Okay. [20:25] fat     Okay, I'll pass over already! [20:51] hay     Umm, smile? [20:56] mar     What is all this?! [20:59] nar     The fake smile didn't     work on her. [21:08] har     I didn't know that Sakuya-san... [21:11] ---     was so friendly with the Sanzenins     or with Ayasaki-kun... [21:16] har     who's been hanging around     the president recently. [21:20] har     I don't think they'll find out as we've     never really met before, [21:24] har     but I can't have the president     finding out that... [21:27] har     Hakuou's secretary is also a maid. [21:28] hin     Hey, Haruko! [21:31] hin     What are you doing here? [21:33] har     Hello, President. [21:35] hin     President? We're not at school,     so just call me Hina. [21:39] hin     By the way, are you on your     way home after work? [21:42] har     Yes, something like that. [21:44] hin     Then, let's walk home together. [21:46] har     Yes, President. [21:48] hin     I already told you     to call me Hina. [21:50] har     But I could never do that. [22:02] mar     Please put your whole spirit     into cleaning up this mess! [22:05] hay     Why just me? And     why in this outfit? [22:10] fat     Good luck, Maid-san. [22:12] hay     Just pass over already! [22:14] nar     Meanwhile, our heroine was... [22:26] nag     I feel like I've been left out. [22:29] nar     ...worrying about her     lack of screen time. [24:05] har     Un, deux, trois. Un, deux, trois. [24:09] sak     Haru-san, what are you doing? [24:10] har     S-Sakuya-san! [24:11] sak     Oh, you're practicing     the maid turn. [24:13] sak     Just as expected, you're always     honing your maid skills. [24:18] har     Oh, you give me too much credit. [24:20] sak     Why are you wearing     your school uniform? [24:22] sak     Don't worry, I don't mind. [24:25] sak     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is     entitled In the End, Our Cat's the Cutest. [24:30] har     It'll be full of cutesy animals! 21 - In the End, Our Cat's the Cutest Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] narr     For some reason, today's episode     of Hayate the Combat Butler... [01:36] narr     begins in Africa, eight years ago. [01:42] nag     Boy, I'd understand getting lost this     bad if I was Isumi, but honestly... [01:49] nag     Hey Jenny, is this really     the right way? [01:55] jen     Huh? [01:56] ---     Only the sun himself would     know the answer to that. [02:00] nag     So you've just been walking     around aimlessly... [02:10] jen     Nagi, what's wrong? [02:21] nar     This young tiger cub is Tama. [02:30] nar     So, as you can see, [02:32] ---     this episode will focus on the     strong bond between... [02:35] nar     Nagi and Tama. SIGN    In the End, Our Cat's the Cutest [02:48] nar     Warping forwards to the Sanzenin     manor, present day... SIGN    Giant snake appears in Shinjuku!!! [02:54] tv     Earlier today, a pet anaconda measuring four     meters long escaped from his Shinjuku home... [02:59] tv     and has put everyone in the     surrounding area on edge. [03:02] nag     Hm, that's pretty close. [03:02] tv     A man reportedly smuggled     the snake into the country. [03:05] nag     Manors like ours have a whole load     of trees, so it might hide here. [03:05] tv     The snake is extremely aggressive and if anyone     is unfortunate enough to be attacked by it, [03:08] mar     That's true. [03:10] tv     the consequences would be freaking dire. [03:14] nag     For crying out loud, why would     anyone go out of their way... [03:17] nag     to keep such a big, dangerous     animal as a pet? [03:19] mar     I don't get it either. I mean, they're     big and dangerous, after all... [03:26] hay     You seem to be forgetting that we've also got some     big, dangerous creatures in this house too. [03:34] nag     Now you mention it, we had lots of those mammoth     caterpillars last year, didn't we? [03:38] mar     Those were really dangerous. [03:42] hay     Well, I guess it's too late to do     anything about it anyway... [03:45] hay     And besides, this tiger can talk, [03:46] ---     so I don't even know if he can actually     be considered a tiger... [03:55] hay     What? [03:59] tam     Hey punk, what's the big idea?! [04:03] tam     Are you trying to label me as dangerous     so that they throw me out? [04:06] tam     Is that it?! [04:08] ---     Ojou thinks I'm just a cat, so     I'm not dangerous at all! [04:14] tam     Listen up! [04:16] ---     I'm here to make sure you don't try     and do anything funny to Ojou. [04:21] tam     Throwing me out is not     an option, got that? [04:25] tam     Anyway, if you keep being so cocky,     you're gonna feel my fist. [04:29] tam     Never forget that! [04:38] hay     Tigers... are dangerous. [04:40] tam     For chrissakes! The butler-in-debt has     become pretty cocky recently. [04:46] tam     If only he wasn't around, I'd     have Ojou all to myself. [04:52] tam     Oh yeah, [04:54] ---     you're still here too, Shiranui. [04:59] tam     I'm gonna make sure both you and that     butler-in-debt leave this place and... [05:05] tam     Hey! Wait up, you little brat! [05:08] deli     Delivery! [05:10] mar     Yes, coming! [05:13] tam     Hey, Shiranui! I told you     to wait, you little runt! [05:21] tam     I've finally got you, Shiranui.     Give it up... [05:35] hay     But, why did you decide     to adopt Tama as a pet? [05:40] nag     Why? [05:42] ---     Well, I picked him up just     after my mother died. [05:49] nag     Being in the house by myself... [05:51] nag     was too emotional because everything     reminded me of her. [05:54] nag     So, I thought I'd go traveling to find a     place that didn't remind me of her, [05:58] ---     and somehow ended up in Africa. [06:03] nag     Then... [06:07] nag     Hey Jenny, something's     collapsed over there. [06:12] nag     It kinda looks like a tiger,     but what is it? [06:16] jen     I've never seen a white tiger before.     It must just be a cat. [06:20] nag     Cat? But it looks like a tiger... [06:23] jen     Oh shit! There are no     tigers in Africa! [06:27] jen     If I say it's a cat, it's a cat. You got     that, you rotten little shrimp? [06:33] nag     So, it's a cat... [06:35] jen     Yup, but this poor     thing's done for. [06:40] nag     Huh? Why? [06:43] jen     There is a horde of hungry     beasts surrounding it. [06:48] nag     Hey Jenny, save it! [06:50] jen     I'm sorry, no can do. [06:53] nag     What do you mean?! [06:55] ---     Isn't this why you carry a rifle?! [06:57] jen     This looks like a rifle... but     it's actually a lighter. [07:02] jen     I bought it at the gift     shop at the airport. [07:05] nag     Don't buy things that confuse me like that! [07:09] nag     Wait, doesn't that mean... [07:12] ---     we're also in a bit of a pickle? [07:14] jen     That's right! [07:17] jen     What a hilarious situation.     What should we do? [07:21] nag     Why are you asking me? [07:27] nag     Hey, you there! [07:30] nag     Come here! [07:32] nag     We're going to run for it! [07:34] jen     Roger that! [07:41] jen     They're chasing us! [07:43] jen     Of course they are. They're     wild animals, after all! [07:46] nag     Do you think we'll die     if they catch us? [07:48] jen     Of course we will. That's the     only real outcome of this. [07:54] nag     Don't worry, little one. [07:56] ---     I'm going to do whatever     it takes to save you. [08:03] jen     Actually, they've already     caught up with us. [08:06] nag     What? [08:14] guy     Hey! Ojou-sama's over there! [08:18] guy2     Ojou-sama! [08:19] guy2     You're safe! [08:21] isu     Are you all right? [08:22] nag     Isumi? [08:24] isu     Oh, what do you have there? [08:26] nag     Oh, this little guy's... [08:29] isu     What a cute kitten. [08:31] nag     Huh? So he is actually a cat? [08:34] isu     Yes. There are no     tigers in Africa, [08:38] ---     and he's white, so he must be a cat. [08:42] nag     Well, if you say so, I guess     he must be a cat! [08:46] nag     But what are you going     to do with him? [08:49] nag     Well, I don't know where     his mother is... [08:55] jen     His mother's long dead. [08:57] ---     This thing was all by itself,     waiting to die. [09:00] nag     Is that really true, Jenny? [09:03] ---     But how can you know     something like that? [09:06] jen     Because I used my special ninja whisper     technique to hear what he said. [09:12] nag     You have powers like that? [09:15] nag     Wait... if you know     ninja techniques, [09:17] ---     why didn't you use them to defeat     those wild animals? [09:22] nag     Th-That means... [09:24] ---     you don't have a mother either... [09:30] isu     Nagi... [09:33] nag     I've decided. [09:36] ---     From this day on,     I, Nagi Sanzenin, [09:40] ---     will be your mother. [09:43] nag     I am going to protect you,     come what may. [09:51] nag     So, that's how it happened. [09:55] hay     I didn't realize that was     how you two met. [09:58] nag     Yeah, it's quite a moving     story, isn't it? [10:01] hay     It was. [10:03] ---     But, there is still one     thing I want to ask: [10:07] hay     What kind of person is Jenny? [10:10] nag     I haven't a clue. I don't     know her that well. [10:14] hay     What? Jenny was a stranger?! [10:18] nag     Well, she's my friend's younger     sister, but she's kinda weird. [10:22] hay     Younger sister?! [10:24] ---     Your friend's younger sister... [10:26] hay     How old was Jenny back then?! [10:28] nag     Four. [10:29] hay     But she was huge! In your flashback,     Jenny was huge! [10:32] nag     Well, she said she was a ninja, [10:34] ---     and aren't ninjas usually     about that size? [10:38] hay     How hazy can your logic get? [10:45] hay     Well, anyway, [10:47] ---     Tama's quite lucky that you     care for him so much. [11:08] tam     Where... am I? [11:11] tam     This is bad. I'm totally lost. [11:16] tam     What should I do? [11:18] tam     Where are the police when     you need them? [11:20] tam     But, I'm a tiger. Should I really let     myself be seen by normal people? [11:24] news     Here's an update on the previous     story about the giant anaconda. [11:28] news     The escaped anaconda has been     found without incident... [11:30] news     and has been shot and     killed by police. [11:33] new2     Yes, it was definitely a dangerous     animal, after all. [11:36] new2     If a tiger was spotted in the city, it     would be shot immediately as well. [11:45] tam     Crap, crap, crap! [11:46] ---     This is bad! If they find     me, I'm dead! Ojou! [11:51] nar     And so begins the survival     adventure... [11:54] nar     of the tiger that grew     up in a greenhouse. [12:08] nag     Hey Maria, where's Tama? [12:11] mar     Now you mention it, I haven't     seen him around for a while. [12:15] nag     Jeez, where's he wandered     off to now? [12:19] mar     I'm sure he'll be back when     he gets hungry. [12:25] tam     Okay, okay! It's not like mankind has been defeated. [12:30] ---     Let's keep our cool and evaluate     the situation... [12:32] tam     so that we can resolve it quickly. SIGN    A tiger has appeared in the city. What do you do? SIGN    Fight? SIGN    Flee? SIGN    Magic? SIGN    Shoot and kill. [12:45] tam     Okay, okay! I understand the situation     now. This is a resounding victory. [12:50] tam     A resounding victory for mankind. [12:52] ---     Wait, I'm not part of mankind,     which means... [12:55] tam     it's utter defeat. [12:58] tam     This is a horrible situation... if they     find me, they'll shoot me dead. [13:05] tam     It'd be best if I could get home     without being spotted, SIGN    He's inside this thing. [13:08] tam     but I wonder if that's     even possible... [13:11] tam     And anyway, where the hell am I? [13:15] tam     I was in a car, so maybe     I'm miles away. [13:18] ---     What am I going to do if I'm not     even in the same city anymore? [13:20] tam     But even if I am still in the city, I've found     walking and stuff really exhausting lately, [13:25] tam     because I've been feeling the onset of Syndrome X. [13:28] tam     Well, I guess I'll just hide in this thing     and wear it all the way back home, [13:31] tam     where Ojou-sama's     waiting for me... [13:34] tam     What's this? [13:39] ---     I can't even go home in disguise?!     Ojou, help me! [13:48] isu     Father, please watch     and pass over! [13:56] fat     Is it okay? [13:58] hay     What do you mean? [14:01] fat     Well, if it's okay, it's fine. [14:05] hay     Like I said, what do you mean? [14:07] fat     The tiger. That white tiger. [14:12] hay     What's wrong with Tama? [14:14] fat     Well, he was accidentally transported off     the estate by a truck a little while ago. [14:19] hay     Oh, that's bad... [14:19] isu     Father, please watch     and pass over! [14:22] hay     What?! [14:38] tam     Ah, what am I supposed to do? [14:40] tam     I want to get home quickly, but     the human world is scary. [14:44] tam     What if I never see Ojou again? [14:51] tam     Damn it. This is all because of that butler-in-debt     and that damn Shiranui! [14:56] tam     Especially Shiranui, it's his     fault that I... that I... [15:05] tam     Sh-Shiranui? [15:11] tam     Sh-Shiranui! [15:16] tam     You bastard! Damn you, Shiranui! It's     your fault that I'm in this mess! [15:22] tam     Do you know what you did to     me? I was all alone, you jerk! [15:29] tam     Well, I really want to beat you up, but I've     got a huge heart, so I'll forgive you. [15:36] tam     As we have no choice,     I'll cooperate with you... [15:39] tam     and help you get home, all right? [15:42] tam     Anyway, all we need to do     is find out where we are! [15:45] tam     We need to find out our location. [15:49] tam     Hey, Shiranui! [15:51] ---     Wait! Where are you going!? [15:56] izu     Hey, look! There's a     cute kitten here! [16:00] miki     Oh, you're right. [16:03] tam     What's going on? [16:04] izu     It's so cute! It looks like it's     only about six months old. [16:07] mik     Yeah, that'd be my guess. [16:14] izu     No, don't go there! Stop it! [16:19] mik     What a pervy cat. [16:22] tam     Dude, what are you doing? [16:26] mik     Oh, it ran away. [16:30] tam     Hey Shiranui, what on     earth was that... [16:34] tam     Wait, a cell phone?! [16:37] tam     Good job! [16:39] tam     This is one of those newfangled     phones with GPS! [16:42] tam     Now we can figure     out where we are! [16:47] tam     I see, so this is where we were! [16:50] tam     That bit that looked like the ocean     in part one was the Shakujii Park. [16:54] tam     Okay, now we just have to get     directions to the estate... [16:58] nar     He doesn't know the address. [17:03] tam     How can this be? [17:05] ---     Who would have known that such     obstacles would exist... [17:07] tam     I don't even have the slightest     clue how to get home. [17:13] tam     I won't give up! [17:14] tam     With a modern cellphone like this,     I have another trick up my sleeve! SIGN    1: White Tiger: [17:18] Onsc     I've got no money and     I'm completely lost, [17:20] ---     but I don't know my     home address. [17:22] Onsc     Tears in my eyes. [17:24] tam     Come on, all you kindhearted     people, [17:27] ---     who once helped a     man on a train. [17:29] tam     Lend me your aid! [17:34] tam     Oh, there we go! SIGN    2: Anonymous: [17:36] onsc     I thought we agreed... [17:39] ---     not to start any more of     these worthless threads! [17:42] tam     Curses! I expected you people     to respond like that! [17:46] tam     But that's the natural response. [17:49] tam     If I was in their place, I'd     write the same. But now! [17:55] boy     @op: What's your problem? [17:59] boy2     He's lost, OTZ. [18:01] man     Forget about him. Let's     have an adventure. SIGN    73: Anonymous Go around the world. 74: Anonymous Hey, Zashiki-warashi. 75: Anonymous ^My wife. [18:05] tam     Right now, I really need help! [18:11] kaw/os     Don't worry, I'm lost in life too. [18:16] kla/os     Up arrow, lol. [18:20] tam     Dammit! Was this really     such a bad idea?! SIGN    110: Anonymous [18:26] nag/os     @op. A proper reply to your problem:     You've got a cell phone, [18:29] nag/os     why don't you just get in     touch with someone... [18:31] nag/os     who knows the address of the     place you're trying to get to? [18:35] tam     Someone who knows     the address... [18:38] tam     That's right. That girl. [18:40] ---     I think she's a student     at Ojou's school. [18:43] tam     I think she's even come round     the house once... [18:45] tam     That means... SIGN    SA SIGN    Nagi Sanzenin [18:52] tam     It's here! [18:53] tam     Now I can get home! SIGN    112: White Tiger [18:59] tam/os     Thanks, I think I might make it. [19:04] tam     Right, now I know where to go     and I've got directions too. [19:08] tam     Now, I just have to go straight     home without being spotted! [19:14] tam     This is all thanks to you. I'm grateful     for your help today, Shiranui. [19:20] tam     Wait, Shiranui? Shiranui?! [19:29] tam     Hey! Why are you playing around     in the middle of the road?! [19:33] tam     Do you have a deathwish?! [19:37] tam     If you stay there, you'll be     run over by a car! Hey! [19:40] tam     See, I knew a truck would come! [19:43] tam     It's coming at you real fast!     Hurry up, run away! [19:49] tam     What should I do? Go save him?     But then, my identity... [19:56] tam     Wait, if he goes away... then I can     have Ojou all to myself again! [20:01] tam     And I'm almost home... there's no reason     to put myself in danger to save him... [20:09] tam     Now's not the time for that! [20:11] tam     Shiranui! [20:25] tam     Butler-in-debt... [20:33] hay     For God's sake, [20:35] ---     if something were to happen to you,     Ojou-sama would be mortified. [20:39] hay     So, be careful. [20:44] wom     Oh my god, it's a tiger! [20:51] tam     Oh nuts, they saw me! They'll shoot     me dead! I'm going to die! [20:56] wom     Hey you, get away     from him quickly! [20:59] hay     Ah, please don't worry. [21:03] hay     There are no ugly tigers     with such short legs. [21:07] ---     It's just a costume. [21:09] wom1     Oh, it's a costume. [21:11] ---     I thought it was weird. I     mean, it's just so ugly. [21:14] wom2     You said it. It's so ugly,     it can't be a tiger. [21:17] wom3     You're right, it's way too     ugly to be a tiger. [21:21] hay     See? It all worked out     in the end, Tama. [21:25] tam     Damn you, butler-in-debt. [21:27] tam     You're gonna get it! [21:33] hay     I'm home. [21:38] nag     Oh, Hayate. Where did you     run off to all of a sudden? [21:42] hay     Oh, I just had some     errands to run. [21:46] nag     Oh Tama, did you come back     because you're hungry? [21:51] hay     Ojou-sama, you should leave the     house too once in a while. [21:55] nag     In this day and age, [21:56] ---     I'm connected to the whole     world, even in this house, [21:58] nag     so there's no need. [21:59] hay     There you go again... [22:02] nag     It's true. Today, I helped     someone else. SIGN    113: Anonymous [22:13] nag/os     @112. Hope you get home safely. [22:17] nar     And so, even today... [22:21] nag     I'm going to do whatever     it takes to save you. [22:26] nar     ...she kept her promise again. [24:06] tam     Phew, a lot happened today, but     I made it home safely somehow. [24:12] tam     Oh, that's right, Shiranui. [24:13] tam     I've got to thank the person who     taught me how to get home. [24:17] tam     What the... [24:18] ---     My thread has suddenly turned into     a thread to help the guy... [24:20] tam     who said he was lost in life! [24:22] tam     And he's been told by the person     he loves that he's a 2D gigolo? [24:25] tam     What the hell?! [24:27] tam     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler     is entitled Keep On Dreaming. [24:30] tam     What? Ojou's going to work?! 22 - Keep on Dreaming Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:37] nag     Hey Maria, what do     you think money is? [01:41] mar     Oh, that's quite a philosophical question again. [01:45] nag     Hayate works every day     to repay his debt... [01:49] nag     I was just wondering if it's right that     someone should live like that... [01:54] mar     That's such a stereotypical thing     for a rich person to say. [01:58] mar     Here. [02:00] mar     The value of money is different     for every person, [02:03] mar     so I suppose it's not just about     the number on the bill. [02:09] nag     Hayate. [02:11] hay     What is it, Ojou-sama? [02:13] nag     When's your birthday, Hayate? [02:17] hay     November 11th. [02:20] nag     Is there anything you want     for your birthday? [02:23] hay     Hm? Why do you ask? [02:27] ---     Are you going to give     me a present? [02:29] nag     Basically. [02:36] nag     What's with that reaction? Would     it bother you or something? [02:40] hay     Sorry, it was just so unexpected. [02:43] nag     Anything's fine. Just say whatever     comes to mind. [02:48] hay     Hm, let me think... [02:51] hay     If you're sure, I wouldn't     mind a wristwatch. [02:54] nag     A wristwatch? [02:55] hay     I suppose, if you're going to go out     of your way to give me a present, [02:58] hay     I'd like it to be something     I can wear all the time. [03:03] hay     I guess that's my reasoning. [03:06] nag     I see. I understand. [03:09] nag     That's a pretty good reason, Hayate. [03:12] nag     Then, I promise... [03:14] ---     that I'll buy you a wristwatch     for your birthday! [03:17] hay     What? [03:18] nag     However, it won't just be     any old wristwatch! [03:23] nag     The wristwatch I give     you will be bought... [03:26] nag     with money I earn from working     a part-time job! [03:37] kag     Really? Hina-chan, that's     all you can work? [03:41] kag     My boss opened a maid café recently,     and because it's so busy there... [03:46] kag     I wanted to have someone else around here     who actually knows what they're doing. [03:49] hin     You can try to butter     me up all you like, [03:52] hin     but I'm the President of the     Student Council, you know, [03:53] ---     so I can't come in that often. [03:56] hin     Besides, this place doesn't     get all that busy, [04:00] ---     so you'll be fine if you just get a regular     high schooler to work for you. [04:04] kag     But I need at least one     reliable person... [04:07] ---     I know! [04:11] hay     You want me to work for you? [04:14] hay     I see. Well, I can probably     work the register, [04:18] ---     and getting ingredients     should be fine too. [04:20] hay     But I have my job as     a butler as well, [04:23] hay     so I don't know if I'll be     able to juggle both... [04:26] hay     Maria-san? [04:28] mar     Hello, this is Maria, [04:31] ---     I helped out in your store     the other day. [04:34] mar     I think I've got the gist     of what you're saying. [04:36] mar     And if it's okay with you, [04:38] ---     I'd like to send a girl by     the name of Nagi... [04:42] ---     along with Hayate-kun     to help you out. [04:46] hay     Maria-san, isn't that... [04:47] mar     Yes, all right. Thank     you very much. [04:52] hay     Um... [04:54] mar     I'm a little surprised. [04:57] mar     No matter what her reasoning, [04:59] ---     for her to say something     like that... [05:02] mar     I don't know how long it'll last, [05:05] mar     but I'd like to try to     encourage her. [05:09] mar     Please take care of Nagi. [05:12] hay     Maria-san... [05:15] ---     Don't worry, I will support     her one-hundred percent! SIGN    April 3rd [05:23] kag     I see. So you're Nagi-chan. [05:26] kag     But are you going to be okay?     You're still so small. [05:30] nag     No need to worry! This job'll     be a piece of cake for me! [05:35] kag     But you have to handle customers.     Are you sure you can do this? [05:38] nag     What? Um... [05:44] hay     I suppose, if you're going to go out     of your way to give me a present, [05:47] hay     I'd like it to be something     I can wear all the time. [05:53] nag     I said I'd do it, and I've decided that I'm     going to see this through to the end. [05:58] nag     So, I'll show you that     I can handle it! [06:00] hay     Ojou-sama... [06:02] kag     Really? Then, I guess     I'll accept your help. [06:05] kag     Please change into your uniform. [06:08] ---     The changing rooms     are over there. [06:13] nag     He said uniform, but     this is just an apron. [06:16] nag     Why couldn't it be something more     tropical or maybe even flowery? [06:23] nis     What? [06:24] nag     Why are you in here, Hamster?! [06:27] nis     That's what I should     be asking you! [06:29] nag     Is it because the café's named Donguri? [06:30] ---     Were you lured in because the     name sounds like Donburi, [06:32] nag     suggested there'd be food here? [06:34] nis     What?! Of course not! [06:36] nis     And why are you here, Nagi-chan?!     Did you get lost again? [06:40] nag     Who do you think you're     talking about here? [06:42] nag     I've never gotten lost in     my life, not even once! [06:46] nis     You have! [06:47] ---     Who was it who got lost... [06:48] ---     on her way to Shimoda     a few weeks ago? [06:51] nag     I wasn't lost. I was just     taking a detour. [06:54] hay     Um, Ojou-sama, what     are you yelling about? [07:07] nis     Stop peeking, Hayate-kun! [07:09] hay     Nishizawa-san! [07:12] kag     So, starting from today, you guys     will be working here, but... [07:17] kag     Is something wrong? [07:19] hay     No... [07:20] nis     Not really... [07:22] kag     Never mind. So, Hayate-kun... [07:26] hay     Yes? [07:28] kag     I'm dumping you in at     the deep end, but... [07:29] kag     can you look after the café this     morning while it's not busy? [07:33] kag     It's an important day for my boss today,     so I have to drop in and see him... [07:38] hay     Well, I think I can handle it, [07:43] ---     but are you sure this is all right? [07:45] hay     It's our first day here. [07:46] hay     And these two don't have     any experience at all... [07:49] kag     Don't worry. [07:50] ---     This place isn't all that popular,     so in the mornings... [07:53] kag     we only get the regulars who have     a lot of time on their hands. [07:56] hay     I see... [07:56] hay     But I wonder... [07:58] kag     See you later! I'm     counting on you! [08:02] hay     Ah, wait a minute! [08:07] nag     Geez, [08:08] ---     why do I have to work     with a hamster... [08:10] nag     who's only here to earn a pittance     so she can buy her own feed? [08:14] nis     What do you mean by "buying feed"? [08:16] ---     I'm here because I used     up all my money... [08:18] nis     on the trip to Shimoda and... [08:21] nis     Besides, I don't know your reasons     for wanting to work, [08:26] ---     but can you even do     the job at hand? [08:28] nis     Can a little rich kid like you     do an honest day's work? [08:31] nag     Who are you to talk? [08:34] ---     You're a hamster who's just trying to     become a top chef in Paris... [08:37] nag     but you get famous not for the movie,     but for bringing diseases! [08:40] nis     Well, then why don't I show you? [08:42] ---     I'll show you how gracefully I work. [08:46] nag     Okay then! I'll make a coffee... [08:48] ---     that will make even the fussiest     of customers blush... [08:51] nag     and claim that they haven't     doubled-back... [08:54] ---     just so they can get another     cup of my coffee! [08:59] nis     Right, Hayate-kun! [09:01] nag     Show us the ropes! [09:04] hay     It looks like you're     both raring to go. [09:09] hay     Well, we've covered the basics,     so let's open up for the day! [09:13] both     Roger! [09:16] hay     We've already got our     first customer! [09:19] nis     Okay, be cheerful! [09:21] nis     Welcomely! Um... [09:23] nag     Oh? "Welcomely," huh? [09:28] nag     Man, you're useless. [09:30] ---     Watch this! This is how     you greet customers. [09:35] nis     So what? I was just     a little nervous! [09:40] nag     Welcome, sir. What would     you like to order? [09:43] nag     A coffee with milk. [09:44] nag     Certainly. One coffee with milk,     coming right up. [09:48] nis     What? [09:52] nag     As you can see, I'm smart unlike you.     If I put my mind to it, I can do it. [09:56] nis     What did you say?! [09:57] nag     Hayate trained us well, so surely anyone     should be able to do it by now. [10:06] hay     Well, well... [10:08] nis     Oh no. [10:09] ---     At this rate, I'll be a washout. [10:13] ---     I'm supposed to be the     older one here, [10:15] nis     so I have to make sure     I don't disappoint! [10:18] nis     And besides, Hayate-kun saw me... [10:20] ---     embarrass myself, so I have to show him... [10:22] nis     that I can be elegant too... [10:31] nis     Embarrassing myself... [10:41] nag     We've got our next customer!     Stop daydreaming! [10:48] nar     And so, the battle to find the ultimate     amateur worker has begun! [11:01] both     Welcome! [11:07] nag     Damn that Hayate, fawning     over a girl who isn't me. [11:13] nag     Your order? [11:15] cus     Um, a coffee with milk. [11:16] nag     Gotcha. One coff- [11:27] nis     Is something wrong, Nagi-chan? [11:29] nag     That's Gouji Ashibashi     over there... [11:33] nis     Huh? Ashibashi? Who? [11:35] nag     You've never heard of him?! [11:37] ---     He's Ashibashi, the mega-popular     manga artist! [11:39] nag     Just recently, Kyobashi Animation... [11:41] ---     turned his I'm Just Simply Melancholy into     an anime, and it was a huge success! [11:45] nag     Currently, his fiery shounen battle manga, [11:48] nag     Shitsubou Sensei is making the     weeklies sell like crazy! [11:52] nis     So he's famous then. [11:55] nag     I heard rumors he lived     around here, [11:58] ---     but they were actually true! [12:02] nag     I bet that's how he gets     lost in his ideas... [12:05] nag     and thinks up ways to continue     the battle manga... [12:08] ---     that's coming to its climax. [12:13] ash     I want to die. [12:16] nis     He seems worried about     something... [12:21] nag     No, he's not. [12:23] ---     Manga writers generally     want to die. [12:26] nag     Wow! So that's what a draft looks like when     it's drawn by a professional manga writer. [12:30] nag     This week, my favorite character,     Yamato Tera [12:34] nag     was miraculously resurrected and     returned with new powers. [12:38] ---     I bet those pictures describe him putting     his new powers to work... [12:42] yam/os     "I found a job, so I'm gonna     quit fighting and stuff." [12:46] gir/os     "What? No way!" [12:48] guy/os     "What are you talking     about, Yamato?!" [12:50] yam     "No matter how good you are at     firing beams with your swords, [12:52] yam     you won't be able to use     that in a real job." [12:54] ---     "You guys should grow     up as well." [12:57] gir/os     "What should we do?" [12:59] guy/os     "Only having part-time jobs in times     like these is a bit iffy, isn't it?" [13:03] ash     I wonder if this is the     right ending... [13:06] nag     Of course it isn't! [13:09] ash     What?! [13:10] ash     Do you even realize how many     enemies kept showing up [13:13] ---     over and over because you didn't     come up with new material?! [13:15] ash     You keep putting filler in! [13:17] ash     Do you think the fans will     accept such an ending?! [13:20] nis     I'm sorry, I'm sorry!     This girl's new here... [13:23] ash     I guess this ending isn't     any good after all! [13:27] nis     What? [13:28] ash     But I don't know what     to do either! [13:32] ash     The contradiction of     these young souls... [13:34] ---     Fighting for peace by resolving     everything with violence... [13:38] nis     That kind of worry is a little     too complex for me... [13:42] ash     But the good guys and bad guys     alike are all so popular! [13:46] ash     So, that's why even though it's a battle     manga, I can't even kill anyone off, [13:49] ash     or make anyone drop out, and that all leads     to special moves being overused! [13:53] ash     Anything more than     this is impossible! [13:57] nis     Well, like I said, [13:59] ---     we can't really do anything because     we don't know anything... [14:04] ash     Huh? [14:06] nag     This is an espresso made from     robusta coffee beans. [14:10] nag     It has about three times the amount of caffeine     compared to the arabica bean... [14:13] nag     and its flavor packs     quite a punch. [14:16] nag     Churchill once said: [14:18] ---     "Any great enterprise will seem impossible at first." [14:22] nag     So, you should relax with     a cup of coffee first, [14:24] ---     and then seek your answer. [14:27] nag     Your very own answer... an answer     for the sake of the story... [14:31] hay     Ojou-sama... [14:33] nis     Nagi-chan... [14:35] ash     Thank you, anonymous little girl! [14:38] nag     That's right. Take your time and enjoy it. [14:44] nis     This really... [14:46] hay     ...has turned into something out     of a cooking manga... [14:49] nis     Hayate-kun, is this really okay? [14:51] hay     Well, our customer and Ojou-sama both     seem content, so I guess it's fine... [15:02] mar     Hm, I came along because     I was worried... [15:06] mar     but if I go in like this, they'll     recognize me immediately... [15:10] man     Then, why don't you disguise     yourself before going in? [15:17] mar     Disguise myself? [15:18] man     We have prepared a disguise that won't     look the least bit suspicious! [15:27] mar     I know I'm the one who agreed to     this whole disguise idea, but... [15:32] man     What are you talking about?     It looks fabulous on you! [15:36] man     Maria-sama, you look stunning! [15:41] mar     Is this really all right? [15:43] man     Yes. You have nothing     to worry about! [15:45] man     The blue cardigan is perfect! [15:48] man     The nurse cap isn't popular on the fashion scene     these days, but it works great for our purposes! [15:53] mar     I see. Right, I'm off... [15:55] all     Good luck! [16:02] nag     We opened two hours ago. [16:04] nag     Since then, we've had     two customers. [16:08] nag     This place is going under. [16:10] hay     Let's not jump to conclusions. [16:14] nis     But I didn't think that I'd get the     chance to work with you. [16:19] hay     Yes. It's certainly a surprise. [16:22] hay     Maybe this is my chance. [16:25] ---     My chance to close the gap between     me and Hayate-kun! [16:28] hay     Well, I guess the gap     between us... [16:31] ---     closed considerably earlier on, [16:33] hay     but that's... [16:35] ---     On the other hand, [16:37] ---     I guess it was good that I was     wearing cute underwear... [16:41] hay     Wait, that's not a good thing! [16:43] ---     No, that wasn't good at all! [16:44] ---     That was a huge mistake! [16:45] nag     Isn't the biggest mistake that     she was hired at all? [16:49] hay     No, I don't think so. [16:51] nag     You're useless anyway. You can just     go ahead and quit if you want. [16:58] nis     I'm not quitting! Unlike you, I have the     power of endurance, so I won't quit! [17:03] nag     Whatever. You'll be fired because you     keep snacking on the merchandise. [17:07] hay     Ojou-sama, where are you going? [17:08] nag     I'm going to wash my hands. [17:11] nag     Listen to me, Hamster! [17:12] ---     When I saw you earlier, [17:14] ---     I saw that your stomach     was drooping. [17:17] nis     Drooping?! It wasn't drooping! [17:20] nag     I wonder... [17:23] nis     I-It wasn't drooping, was     it, Hayate-kun?! [17:32] nis     Hayate-kun! [17:34] nag     Don't blush when thinking     about her body! [17:36] ---     You stupid idiot! Moron! [17:39] nis     Sheesh, and here I was thinking she'd started showing     her cute side since the Shimoda incident... [17:45] hay     But I think Ojou-sama is     relieved you're here. [17:53] hay     Otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to talk to the     customers like that without being overrun by nerves. [17:57] nag     Man, that hamster!     I can't believe her! [18:01] ---     And Hayate, too! [18:02] hay     So, please keep that in     mind, Nishizawa-san. [18:08] nis     Well, I guess it can't be helped. [18:11] nag     What are you talking about? [18:13] nag     We're talking about how Ojou-samas     who can't just be honest are a pain. [18:16] nag     What?! [18:18] hay     Oh, a customer, a customer! [18:22] nag     Geez, really... [18:24] nag     Welcome... [18:35] nag     Ah, welcome. [18:36] hay     Please sit wherever you like. [18:39] mar     Phew, it looks like they     didn't recognize me. [18:46] nag     That's Maria, right? [18:48] hay     That's Maria-san all right. [18:50] nis     She's a maid at your place, right? [18:54] hay     But why's she wearing     a nurse outfit? [18:56] nag     Why are you asking me? [18:58] nis     Maybe cosplaying is her hobby? [19:01] nag     Anyway, it looks like calling her out     would be too much of a hassle. [19:04] ---     Let's just pretend we     don't know her. [19:06] all     Roger! [19:07] mar     It seems like they really didn't expect     someone in a nurse's outfit. [19:12] ---     Now I can watch Nagi     work in peace. [19:17] ash     Hey, guys. [19:19] nag     Welcome back, Mr. Ashibashi! [19:21] ash     Thanks to you, I think I might be able     to hit my deadline this week. [19:24] nag     That's great news. [19:27] mar     Wow, Nagi's already talking     to a customer so naturally. [19:31] ---     This is amazing. [19:33] mar     I'm relieved. [19:35] ---     It looks like this job is really steering     her in the right direction. [19:38] nag     I'm glad I could be of help. [19:41] ash     So, I brought you this autograph     as a sign of my gratitude. [19:43] nag     Oh really? [19:56] ash     Please marry me! [20:00] ash     I never thought I'd meet the woman     of my dreams in this café, [20:03] ---     and in a blue cardigan to boot! [20:07] ash     So, please marry me! [20:09] mar     Excuse me but what     kind of logic is that? [20:12] hay     This has suddenly gotten     out of hand. [20:15] nag     Manga writers are always dreaming,     so this happens quite a lot. [20:18] nis     Really? [20:19] hay     Anyway, I'm gonna go save her. [20:22] nag     Okay, but please try to pretend     that you don't know it's Maria. [20:26] ---     It'd be too much hassle otherwise. [20:28] hay     Roger! [20:30] hay     Sir, please stop! [20:31] ---     That sort of behavior is     not permitted in here! [20:34] ash     Don't attempt to halt the     course of true love! [20:36] ---     If I have no love in my heart,     I can't be a superhero! [20:39] hay     But sir, you're a manga artist! [20:41] hay     Ah geez, [20:44] ---     how can I make him give up, without     revealing Maria-san's identity? [20:50] hay     Got it! [20:51] hay     Sir, please contain yourself! [20:53] ash     What are you doing?! [20:55] hay     Please look at this person carefully!     She may be dressed like this... [20:59] hay     but she's actually a guy! [21:07] ash     For real? [21:09] hay     Yes, don't be deceived anymore. [21:12] hay     There's no way such a cute girl     could actually be a girl. [21:15] ash     Oh, that makes sense! [21:19] ash     Thank you so much! I was this close     to walking straight off a cliff. [21:23] ---     I've got work to do,     so I'm off again. [21:26] hay     Yes, good luck. [21:29] hay     Phew, that was close.     You were about to be... [21:36] mar     Hayate-kun... [21:38] hay     Whoa! Maria-san, why?! [21:43] nag     Oh boy, Hayate just doesn't     have any tact... [21:47] mar     ...a young seventeen-year-old     girl. Do you understand? [21:47] nag     You said it. [21:51] mar     I'm only seventeen years old and     still full of energy, you got that? [21:53] nag     What's wrong? [21:54] nis     Oh, nothing... [21:56] mar     Really, I'm only seventeen years     old and still very lively and fun. [22:00] nis     Maybe Hayate-kun     likes that maid... [22:05] nis     No, that can't be true... [22:10] nar     As for Gouji Ashibashi's battle manga     Shitsubou Sensei... [22:16] nar     In the grand finale, the heroes defeat a strange final     boss who can't be classified as male nor female. [22:23] nar     Following the previous half-year season of the anime adaption,     it was also decided to be renewed for another run. [22:28] nar     Its popularity knew no bounds... [24:06] nag     Three coffees, one Brazil bloomer, and two funamones. [24:09] hay     Roger that! [24:09] nag     Next, Table Three. [24:11] nis     Hayate-kun, Nagi-chan, what     are you doing in the kitchen? [24:14] nag     We're obviously simulating     what could happen. [24:16] nag     We're currently dealing with     thirty waiting customers. [24:19] nag     Hayate, our next stop is a café that's given up on     itself and holding on by the skin of its teeth. [24:23] hay     Gotcha, Ojou-sama. [24:24] hay     Maybe they're both bored because     there are no customers. [24:27] hay     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler     will be entitled Our Destination [24:30] nag     We're going to deliver a birthday cake     to Sakuya in hostile territory. 23 - Our Destination Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Ice cold. [01:32] hay     That reminds me... it's Sakuya-san's birthday today, isn't it? [01:36] nag     Oh yeah. [01:39] hay     Ojou-sama, aren't you going to her party? [01:44] nag     Well, I guess I could show my face for a little while, but... [01:50] hay     You sound pretty tired. [01:52] nag     No! I'm just... I'm just a little worn out, that's all. [01:58] hay     That was your first day of work, after all. [02:01] hay     You worked really hard today, so it's not surprising that you're worn out. [02:05] nag     You think so? I guess I did work hard, didn't I? [02:08] hay     Yes. You worked really hard! SIGN    Our Destination [02:27] hin     I'm finally finished for the day... [02:29] aik     Thanks for your hard work today. I'll wrap up the rest. [02:33] hin     Okay. Thank you, Vice President. [02:36] aik     Don't mention it. [02:38] hin     The inauguration ceremony for the new students and everything else... [02:43] hin     I think this school lumps too much work on its students. [02:47] aik     It's not all bad though. You can use the trust the board has in you... [02:50] aik     and secretly sell off school property to give them the shock of a lifetime. [02:55] hin     Hm, I don't know about that... [02:58] aik     Only joking! [03:00] aik     By the way, do you know where Miss Secretary, Chiharu-san, is today? [03:04] hin     She said she had some urgent business to take care of. [03:08] aik     Business? [03:15] sak     What? Are Nagi and co. coming? [03:18] sak     Well, she's a childhood friend and he's her butler, so I'm guessing they'll probably show up. [03:22] chi     Ah, I see... [03:25] sak     What is it? You don't want to see them? [03:28] chi     Oh, it's nothing like that. [03:32] nar     This girl is worried. [03:35] nar     Last time, she wasn't recognized because they'd never really met before... [03:40] nar     But if they keep crossing paths, her identity will soon be revealed! [03:46] chi     Our school has no issues with us getting part-time jobs. That's not the problem though... [03:51] izu     Hey, Chi-chan! Wanna come and have some karaoke fun with us? [03:56] chi     I don't like loud noises, so I'll pass. [04:00] chi     That's what I sound like at school... [04:02] ---     but this side of me is completely different. [04:06] chi     If they find out I'm leading a double life, it'll be so embarrassing! [04:08] chi     Oh nuts... [04:10] sak     I wonder what's up with Haru-san... [04:12] nar     Anyway, the reason we're at this juncture... [04:17] nar     is because of this scene... [04:21] chi     What? Dad's company died? SIGN    Note: Play on words of "Tousan" (father) and "Tousan" (bankruptcy). [04:24] mom     Chiharu-chan, now's not the time for bad puns! [04:28] chi     That wasn't supposed to be a pun, Mother. [04:32] chi     But there's nothing we can do about it now. [04:35] ---     I'm going to find a part-time job, [04:37] chi     so please leave the room now. [04:39] mom     Oh Chiharu-chan, you're so mean! [04:41] ---     I've never even worked before! [04:46] chi     But what should I go for? [04:48] chi     If I have to get a part-time job, I'd like it to be a company that has cute uniforms. [04:53] chi     But I guess work's not meant to be fun... [04:59] ma1     Welcome all! Today is the grand opening of this maid café. [05:04] chi     Maid café? [05:05] maids     Please come inside. [05:06] ---     But... SIGN    Tense. Nervous. [05:11] chi     Pitiful! [05:13] chi     Those cute maid outfits are completely wasted on them! [05:17] chi     Curses! [05:18] ---     If they let me into one of those uniforms, [05:20] ---     I could show them how to do so much more with them! [05:24] chi     But I'm the no-nonsense secretary of the Hakuou Gakuin Student Council... [05:28] chi     If anyone finds out that I work at a maid café... [05:32] chi     Now I think about it, [05:34] ---     if my dad's company is bankrupt, there's no way I can go to Hakuou anyway. [05:37] chi     Then, it's not... but still... [05:42] kag     Excuse me, are you here for the maid job? [05:46] chi     Yes! I'm pleased to make your acquaintance! [05:50] nar     In the end, a new investor was found... [05:53] nar     so her father's company didn't go bankrupt after all. [06:00] ---     But for some reason, she was scouted to become Sakuya's personal maid, [06:04] nar     which brings us hurtling back to the present day. [06:06] nar     It should have been a great way to be a maid without being spotted, but... [06:12] chi     I never would have guessed... [06:13] ---     that Sakuya-san would be friends with that rich Sanzenin girl and her butler boy... [06:24] sak     I see. I guess that means neither you nor Nagi will be able to make it. [06:29] hay     I'm afraid that's how it is. She said she'd take a quick nap and go when she wakes up. [06:33] sak     I bet she'll be asleep till morning now anyway. [06:36] ---     Don't sweat it. [06:39] sak     Catch you later! [06:42] chi     They can't make it? [06:45] sak     Yeah, apparently Nagi's exhausted and she's fast asleep or something. [06:50] sak     So, currently, you're my only childhood friend who's made it here. [06:55] sak     Isumi-san's got lost, as usual. [06:58] wat     Don't you think you should be worrying about her? [07:00] sak     It always happens. She'll be fine. [07:03] chi     The Sanzenin girl's not here. That means... [07:06] chi     I can't run into anyone I know! [07:10] chi     That means... [07:11] ---     I should be even more cheerful... [07:13] ---     to make sure Sakuya-san doesn't get lonely! [07:16] aik     Excuse me... [07:17] chi     How can I help you, miss? [07:25] chi     Aika-san?! Why's Aika-san here?! [07:31] chi     No, calm down. [07:33] ---     It's not like my cover's been blown... [07:35] aik     Chiharu-san, what are you doing here? [07:39] chi     It's been blown. [07:40] chi     Oh miss, I have no idea who you are referring to. [07:45] chi     Maybe you have me mistaken- [07:46] aik     Chiharu Harukaze, a junior at Hakuou Gakuin, [07:50] aik     Student Council Secretary, a frosty sixteen-year-old who looks good in glasses. [07:54] aik     I'm right, aren't I? [07:58] sak     But man, this is depressing. [08:02] sak     I mean, there are tons of people here, [08:05] sak     but I've been ditched by most of my childhood friends. [08:08] sak     And I even told them that I only wanted something that'll make me laugh for my birthday. [08:14] sak     So, considering you're the only guy here, I'm guessing... [08:17] sak     you're gonna show me something hilarious, right? [08:20] wat     Looks like you're having fun. [08:21] sak     Anyway, [08:25] ---     the stage is over here! SIGN    Wataru's Riotous Stand-up [08:29] sak     All right, break a leg! [08:32] wat     Um... but... [08:34] sak     Break. A. Leg. [08:36] wat     Um... but... [08:39] aik     So, the business you had to attend to was actually this maid obsession of yours. [08:43] aik     I see. [08:45] aik     That's a really cute outfit. [08:48] chi     O-Oh crap! Aika-san's eyes have flipped into Sadist Mode. [08:53] chi     She's going to have a field day with this! [08:57] chi     But, wait a sec! Why are you here anyway?! [09:02] aik     Well, naturally... [09:03] ---     it's because the kanji for 'Ai' from Aika... [09:05] aik     originated from the name Aizawa, so we're indebted to them. [09:09] chi     I've never heard of anything so ridiculous! [09:11] aik     Anyway, you're quite different here than at school. [09:16] chi     That's... [09:18] chi     Please don't tell anyone at school! If possible, [09:23] chi     it'd be great if you could wipe your memory of this encounter as well... [09:26] aik     Don't worry. [09:28] chi     Aika-san! [09:29] aik     I'm going to forget every bit of it. [09:33] chi     She lied! She's writing down every detail so she doesn't forget anything! [09:39] sak     Hey, Haru-san! Wataru's show is about to start. [09:44] chi     Coming! [09:45] ---     Anyway, we need to discuss this later! [09:48] aik     Sure thing. Bye. [10:02] wat     What is this? [10:03] ---     What did I do to deserve this? [10:05] ---     God, please tell me. [10:07] chi     Your friend's quite brave, isn't he? [10:11] sak     He was a hero in his previous life. [10:14] wat     What should I do? Should I just walk offstage without doing anything? [10:17] wat     But then, I'd crush all of Sakuya's expectations... [10:21] saki     Good luck, young master! [10:23] wat     I've got no choice. I guess... [10:26] ---     I'll just go for it! [10:29] wat     Members of the audience! Please watch very carefully! [10:34] sak     That move... [10:41] wat     Ouch, my thumb... [10:53] nar     They say that those ten seconds felt longer than a year. [11:01] guest     Oh, how wonderful. [11:04] nar     It worked because it was so pathetic. [11:07] saki     You did it. [11:09] ---     But I wonder how he did it. I'll ask him to teach me later. [11:13] butl     Welcome, Sanzenin-sama! [11:15] butl     It's good to see you here! [11:17] nag     Man, couldn't she just have had a cozy, intimate birthday party for once? [11:22] hay     Well, that's quite ambitious. [11:26] aik     How do you do, Sanzenin-san? [11:31] aik     Oh, you must be Ayasaki-kun. [11:34] aik     You're always helping the President out. [11:37] hay     Um... [11:39] aik     I'm the Vice President of the Hakuou Gakuin Student Council. [11:42] aik     My name's Aika Kasumi. It's nice to finally meet you, Hayate Ayasaki-kun. [11:46] hay     Oh, you're the Vice President! [11:49] hay     Well, Hinagiku-san always has to look out for me, so I should be apologizing for that. [11:54] nag     By the way, where's Sakuya? [11:56] aik     Oh, Sakuya-san's with Chi... [11:59] aik     I mean, she's currently busy, [12:03] ---     so going to find her might not be a good idea. [12:07] aik     Please wait in that room over there. [12:09] ---     When she has some time, I'll send her in. [12:17] aik     Sakuya-san. [12:19] aik     May I borrow your maid? [12:22] ---     I have to talk to her about something. [12:24] sak     That's fine, I guess. [12:26] sak     Okay, Haru-san, I'll be over in Wataru's waiting room. [12:30] chi     Okay. SIGN    Sanzenin-sama. [12:33] aik     This way, Chiharu-san. [12:34] chi     Huh? Um, Aika-san... [12:38] aik     It's me, Aika. Sakuya-san is in Wataru-sama's waiting room. [12:43] hay     Gotcha. Thank you very much! [12:47] hay     Huh? Where did she go? [12:49] nag     Dunno. Bathroom, maybe? [12:51] hay     What kind of person is that Aika-san? [12:54] nag     Not sure? I don't know her that well, [12:56] nag     but Hina says that she's pretty sharp and really kind to boot. [13:03] chi     So please, keep this a secret from everyone at school. [13:07] aik     That's what I'm doing. [13:19] sak     Hey, good job out there. [13:22] sak     You were great, so don't be so down about it. [13:26] wat     Please kill me... [13:32] sak     Don't be like that. [13:34] ---     You were cool. [13:37] sak     I bet Isumi-san would have fallen for you if she'd been watching. [13:40] ---     Huh? [13:41] wat     Don't spout nonsense. [13:44] ---     I'm not. [13:47] ---     I personally like that side of you. [13:53] wat     Ah jeez, don't hang onto me like you did when we were kids. [14:07] onscr/isu     Flustered [14:10] isu     So, Sakuya loves Wataru-kun and Wataru-kun is attacking Sakuya... [14:16] sak     That's not what happened! [14:17] sak     Don't jump to conclusions after only seeing a tiny snippet of the action, you hear me?! [14:22] sak     So you heard that whole conversation too? [14:24] isu     That thing about Wataru-kun and me... [14:28] wat     No, that was... [14:30] isu     Wataru-kun, I'm happy that you feel that way, but... [14:34] isu     your skit was a bit dodgy. [14:39] isu     On such a big stage, [14:41] isu     such a small finger trick is hard to see for the audience. [14:45] ---     In a situation like that, an action that uses the whole body would have been more appropriate. [14:48] both     She's slamming the performance! [14:49] isu     So, as for me falling for you... [14:54] wat     Damn you all! [14:57] isu     What's wrong with Wataru-kun? [14:59] sak     You really are the Devil, aren't you? [15:02] nag     What are you guys doing? [15:05] sak     Nagi! [15:06] nag     And I came all the way here... [15:09] hay     Good evening. [15:10] sak     What's this? [15:11] ---     I heard you were going to sleep till morning because you were pooped. [15:14] nag     I am pooped! I really wanted to sleep till morning! [15:17] nag     But it's your birthday, right? So... [15:21] ---     Here, your present. [15:24] sak     Thank you, Nagi. [15:26] nag     It's nothing. [15:27] hay     Ojou-sama was so sleepy that she could hardly walk. [15:31] ---     But she insisted. [15:33] nag     Hey, Hayate! [15:36] sak     Well, that's that. [15:38] ---     Hayate-han, since you came along too, [15:41] sak     that means you're going to do something funny for me, right? [15:45] hay     What? [15:47] mar     Sorry I'm late. [15:50] mar     What's going on? SIGN    "Laugh, it's funny!" [15:56] hay     What am I supposed to do now, God?! [16:04] hay     And then he said, full of confidence: [16:07] ---     There are no mixers in Oklahoma. [16:18] hay     Then, George replied: [16:21] ---     Hey, hey, that's just like our president! [16:33] mar     Hayate-kun's pretty amazing. [16:35] nag     Yeah, I'm surprised he can talk so naturally in front of so many people. [16:40] sak     Shame his jokes are so lame... [16:45] kag     How was your first day? [16:47] ayu     Great! I learned a lot and it was really fun. [16:51] kag     I see. That's good to hear. [16:54] ---     But you didn't have to stay till the end. [16:57] ayu     No, please don't worry about it. [17:00] ayu     Hayate-kun basically ran the store by himself today, [17:04] ---     so I haven't really done anything. [17:07] ayu     This was the least I could do. [17:09] kag     You're a good kid, Ayumu-chan. [17:11] ayu     Stop! You're making me blush! [17:15] ayu     Besides, I need to hurry and learn how to do everything so I can make Hayate-kun... [17:21] hay     Wow, you made a coffee just for me... [17:26] ---     It's as refreshing as morning dew from a forest where fairies dwell. [17:32] hay     I can never leave the side of someone who makes coffee like this! [17:36] hay     Nishizawa-san, please go out with me. [17:39] ayu     Oh, Hayate-kun. [17:42] ayu     Something like that could happen! I think it could really happen! [17:46] ayu     Genius! I'm a genius, aren't I?! [17:48] kag     Is Ayumu-chan going to be okay? [17:52] kag     Well, I'm going upstairs to organize some paperwork. [17:56] kag     Can you take care of the rest of the cleaning? [17:57] ayu     Yes, leave it to me! [18:04] ayu     But working with Hayate-kun... [18:09] ayu     You really never know what's gonna happen in here. [18:15] ayu     Oh I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're closed... huh? [18:21] hay     What? [18:22] hay     This is bad. [18:24] ---     I was going to the kitchen to get ojou-sama a cup of tea with milk, [18:28] hay     but I ended up in a completely different room. [18:32] hay     What's the matter? Are you lost too? [18:38] hin     Don't talk to me like that. Go eat dirt, baldy. [18:43] hay     Um... [18:45] hin     Help! This man's a molester! Help! Police! [18:49] hay     What?! [18:50] hin     No! I'm being kidnapp- [18:53] asa     Why are you screaming the house down?! [18:55] hin     Asato, what did you do that for, you moron?! [18:58] asa     You know exactly why I did it, Hinata! [19:00] ---     You're harassing people again! [19:02] hin     Shut up! Do you want me to crack your skull open?! [19:05] asa     What did you just say? [19:06] ---     Do you want me to stick a straw in your split skull and drink the goo inside, idiot?! [19:10] hay     Um... [19:12] hin     What? You're still here? [19:14] asa     You're really slow. [19:19] dad     You two, you'd better not be causing trouble for other people. [19:23] dad     I'm sorry about my kids... [19:25] hay     Oh, don't worry about it. [19:27] dad     But your show was really great, Ayasaki-kun. [19:31] dad     I haven't laughed that much in a long time. It was really funny. [19:36] hay     Thank you very much. [19:38] dad     Especially the part about the leek thief. [19:41] dad     Who would have thought that George would be from the west coast. [19:45] hay     Did that happen? [19:52] dad     No. [19:54] hay     What's with this person? [19:57] ayu     But I didn't think I'd meet you here, Hina-san. [20:01] hin     That's what I was going to say. [20:04] ---     Why are you working here? [20:06] hin     Just so you know, this place is losing money hand over fist. [20:09] ---     It could go under any time. [20:11] ayu     Well, I kinda saw how much money it was losing today. [20:15] ayu     But the work's fun because Nagi-chan and Hayate-kun are here, too. [20:20] hin     Nagi and Hayate-kun? [20:23] hay     What?! They're your siblings and your father? [20:27] sak     Yeah, our wet nurse and my two sisters are here too, [20:30] ---     but they're asleep. [20:32] hay     I see. [20:34] dad     That's right, Ayasaki-kun. [20:37] dad     But, Nagi-ojousan... [20:39] ---     Thank you for coming to my daughter's birthday party. [20:42] dad     Here. It's not much, but... [20:44] ---     It's a lightly-salted wild salmon. [20:46] dad     It's stuffed with salmon caviar. It's very tasty. [20:49] nag     I don't want anything that fishy. [20:51] dad     Okay, then maybe I'll just show you my special naked stand-up instead. [20:57] sak     That's not gonna happen, idiot! [20:59] dad     Sakuya, how could you do that to your beloved father?! [21:01] sak     Easy! Dad, [21:03] ---     you've failed so many times because you tried to pull that! [21:06] dad     Fine, fine. [21:08] ---     Then, I won't do the stand-up, I'll just get naked for now. [21:11] sak     Not gonna happen! No way! [21:14] hin     Enough, Asato. Get him! [21:16] asa     Roger! [21:18] mar     They really haven't changed. [21:20] nag     Yeah. [21:29] mar     What's wrong? [21:31] hay     Ojou-sama? [21:32] nag     I'm just a little tired. I'm off to bed. [21:41] hin     Nagi and Hayate-kun are working here too? [21:44] ayu     Yes. All three of us worked here today. [21:47] ayu     It kinda feels like this is fate. [21:50] ---     That's what this situation makes me want to say. [21:57] hin     I'll support you. [22:02] hin     I'm in love with this guy... [22:07] hin     Yes, I can't keep running away any more... [22:12] hin     Ayumu. [22:13] ayu     Yes? [22:14] hin     The cherry blossom season is almost over. [22:18] ---     Do you want to come see the cherry blossom trees at night when you're done? [22:23] hin     I've got something important to talk to you about. [24:05] hay     Hm, where'd Ojou-sama go? [24:08] ---     We were supposed to do today's preview together. [24:11] hay     Ojou-sama? Where are you? [24:14] hay     The preview's about to start. [24:18] ---     She's not here after all. [24:19] ---     Maybe something happened to her?! [24:23] hay     I have to go find her! [24:25] hay     And finally, the climax of the tumultuous waves! [24:27] hay     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled Distance. [24:31] hay     Ojou-sama, I'll be there right away! 24 - Distance Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] nag     preview SIGN    Distance [01:37] ayu     Wow... [01:39] ayu     I didn't realize so many cherry blossom trees were still in bloom. [01:42] hin     Yeah, they're going at it this year, aren't they? [01:47] ayu     The cherry blossom trees in Shimoda were pretty, [01:49] ayu     but the ones here in Tokyo are colorful too. [01:52] hin     Oh yeah, we went to look at the cherry blossoms in Shimoda as well, didn't we? [01:56] hin     Anyway, the reason I asked you out here... [02:01] ayu     Oh, that reminds me! [02:03] ayu     Did you know that this shopping district has a centerpiece? [02:07] hin     A centerpiece? [02:09] hin     They have something like that? I've never heard anything like that before... [02:14] ayu     Yeah, it's just up ahead in this park here. [02:17] ayu     Do you wanna go and see? [02:22] ayu     Apparently, the centerpiece is said to give you courage. [02:26] hin     Ah... [02:27] hin     Well, considering what I have to tell her, something like that... [02:33] ayu     Look! You can see it already. [02:45] ayu     This is the centerpiece of the shopping district: the Ginnan Ferris Wheel! [02:49] ayu     Isn't it amazing?! It's over a hundred meters high. [02:57] ayu     I didn't even know it was here! [03:00] hin     Um, yeah... [03:03] hin     Yeah, I really didn't know about it either... [03:07] narr     Please note: This girl is afraid of heights. [03:11] ayu     Okay, Hina-san, let's jump on! [03:15] ayu     Let's go up to its highest point! [03:18] hin     What? [03:21] nar     Please note: This girl is very afraid of heights. [03:27] hin     But what I need to talk to you about... [03:31] ayu     That's just another reason to go up there! [03:33] ayu     It's easier to chat somewhere where we're all by ourselves! [03:38] ayu     Come on, Hina-san! [03:40] hin     Um, sure... [03:43] nar     Hinagiku-chan surrendered, thinking that this must be her punishment... [03:49] hay     Sakuya-san, you're really rich, aren't you? [03:53] sak     I see, I see. [03:56] ---     To you, it looks like I'm the daughter of a stinking rich family. [04:00] hay     No, that's not what I meant... [04:06] hay     But you rented out such a huge venue, invited all these people, [04:09] hay     and you've also got a cute maid to boot, so I just thought it was amazing, that's all. [04:14] sak     That cute maid bit intrigues me... [04:18] sak     Wait... have you fallen for Haru-san? [04:20] hay     No! What are you talking about?! [04:29] sak     Oh well. I'm sure the immortal, unbeatable, and talented butler... [04:35] sak     of the Sanzenins is very popular, [04:37] sak     but don't let it go to your head. [04:39] hay     You've got it all wrong! [04:43] hay     Besides, I'm not comfortable around women... [04:46] hay     In the end, when I fall in love with someone... [04:49] ate     Forget it! Just do whatever you want! [04:53] ate     You can just... Hayate, you're so... [04:59] sak     What's the matter? You went quiet all of a sudden. [05:02] hay     Oh, sorry! I was just remembering something... [05:05] mar     Hayate-kun! [05:08] mar     Do you know where Nagi is? [05:10] hay     What? She said she was going to have a little rest because she was tired... [05:14] hay     Are you telling me... [05:16] mar     I looked for her, but she's not in her room or anywhere else I can think of... [05:21] hay     Ojou-sama... [05:25] ayu     Wow, this is amazing! [05:28] ayu     Look, Hina-san! This panoramic view is amazing! [05:32] hin     Yeah, you're right. It's great. [05:35] ayu     Hina-san? [05:38] hin     Yes, what a view. I've never seen such a fabulous panoramic view before. [05:45] ayu     Um, surely you can't see anything with your eyes closed? [05:49] hin     It's fine. I do kendo, so I can see everything with my inner eye. [05:54] ayu     I'm pretty sure you can take in the view using just your outer eyes... [05:59] ayu     Wait a minute... are you afraid of heights? [06:03] hin     Of course not! I'm not a child. I'm not afraid of heights! [06:10] ayu     I don't think age is a relevant factor here... [06:12] hin     Just watch! This kind of view is child's play to me! [06:19] hin     Child's... play... [06:23] hin     It's... no... problem... at... all... [06:28] ayu     So, she really can't handle heights after all. [06:32] ayu     But this reminds me of someone else... [06:36] ---     She's as stubborn as Nagi-chan... [06:41] nag     What?! [06:44] ayu     They're both so cute... [06:50] ayu     It stopped... [06:54] ayu     Wait! What? Hina-san?! [06:57] hin     Is this how we're gonna die? [07:00] ayu     Don't worry! We'll be fine! It only stopped for a little bit! [07:05] hin     We're not gonna die? You promise? [07:08] ayu     I promise! [07:10] dad     So, I'd like to start a search-and-rescue for Nagi Sanzenin. [07:19] dad     As it doesn't look like she's been kidnapped, [07:22] dad     and as our family's dignity is on the line, [07:24] dad     I thought we'd be enough to carry out the operation. [07:28] ---     The kids are asleep anyway. [07:30] sak     How oblivious can you be? [07:33] dad     Anyway, I've set these traps up around the house. [07:39] dad     If manga-loving Nagi-chan picks the book up like so... [07:47] dad     Ow, this is really painful. Ow. [07:48] sak     The future of the Aizawa family looks bleak... [07:51] sak     So, in order to avoid someone precious from getting hurt, [07:55] sak     we have to find Nagi, no matter what. [07:58] hay     But Sakuya-san, this place is huge. How should we go about it? [08:03] sak     Let's see, I guess we should go and ask around or check every single room... [08:09] isu     Um... [08:10] sak     What is it, Isumi-san? [08:13] isu     Why don't we just call Nagi's cellphone first? [08:19] sak     Isumi-san made a sensible suggestion! [08:21] isu     What do you mean by that? [08:23] nar     Just so you know, they couldn't get a hold of Nagi. [08:29] ayu     In times like these, you should sing. [08:33] hin     Sing? [08:34] ayu     Yes. [08:36] ---     I had a private tutor for a little while. [08:41] ayu     That tutor told me over and over again.... [08:44] ---     that when you're troubled, you should try singing. [08:47] ayu     Well, that guy was a pretty weird teacher who didn't help me study at all, [08:51] ayu     but he taught me how to play the guitar. [08:56] hin     That's not exactly a weird teacher... that's an absurd teacher... [09:01] ayu     Yes, but he was really funny and I loved him... [09:05] ayu     I still treasure the guitar he gave me. [09:09] hin     Ah... [09:11] ---     But singing... [09:14] hin     All right, sing with me. [09:17] ayu     Sure. [09:18] hin     Then... [09:23] hin     On a skewer, we are dumplings, dumplings, [09:27] hin     there are three of us dumplings, dumplings, [09:31] hin     doused in soy sauce, we are dumplings, dumplings. [09:31] ayu     Oh, you're actually singing. [09:35] ayu     Wait, what do you mean by that?! [09:38] ayu     And I can't believe a high school girl like you would pick... [09:41] ayu     the Three Dumpling Brothers. [09:43] hin     What am I supposed to do!? It's the only song that popped into my head! [09:47] hin     Besides, you're the one who brought up the whole singing idea! [09:50] ---     Why didn't you... [09:51] ayu     Well, that's true, [09:54] ---     but I thought it'd make you calm down a bit... [10:02] ayu     What do you think? [10:06] hin     That's not fair... [10:08] ayu     Well, don't be like that. [10:15] ayu     So, do you want to talk about your important news now? [10:34] hin     I have to apologize to you for something. [10:39] ayu     Apologize? [10:47] ayu     What are you talking about, Hina-san? [10:50] ayu     I'm the one who's always causing you trouble. [10:53] ---     What could you possibly apologize for? [10:55] hin     It's about Hayate-kun. [10:59] ayu     What? [10:59] hin     I said I'd root for you and Hayate-kun, [11:03] hin     so this sounds really stupid... [11:07] ---     but I betrayed you... [11:15] hay     But really, where did Ojou-sama go? [11:21] sak     Well, I kinda have an idea. [11:25] sak     She's a bit of a loner, so she probably... [11:31] sak     Oh, by the way, your parents are still alive, aren't they? [11:35] hay     Huh? Yes, most likely. They're quite tough. [11:40] sak     If your parents had a change of heart... [11:43] sak     and said they wanted to live together again, [11:46] ---     what would you do? [11:51] hay     That's totally out of the question. [11:54] sak     Oh, you're quite cold, aren't you? [11:56] hay     Yes. There are no second chances. [11:59] sak     Second chances? [12:01] hay     However, I think that I'd like to track down my missing brother someday. [12:06] sak     What? You have a brother? [12:09] hay     Yes, I do, but he's a lot older than me. [12:13] sal     I see. [12:16] ---     All right... [12:18] hay     What is it? [12:19] sak     Well, so... [12:24] sak     I'm only going to say this because we're alone. [12:27] hay     Okay. [12:30] sak     Truth be told, I have a thing for... Onii-chan... [12:35] hay     Huh? [12:37] sak     And lately, I've been wondering what I should call you... [12:43] sak     I've started feeling bad about calling you the "butler-in-debt". [12:47] hay     Oh, is that so? [12:48] sak     "Oh, is that so?" Is that all you can say when I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve here?! [12:56] hay     I'm sorry, I'm really bad at this... [12:59] sak     So, anyway, this only just occurred to me, [13:04] sak     but what do you think about me calling you Hayate-oniichan? [13:08] hay     Well, I don't know about that... [13:11] sak     Yeah, I guess not... [13:12] hay     Maybe not. [13:14] hay     Anyway, where's Ojou-sama gone to? [13:18] sak     What? You don't know? [13:22] sak     Yukkyun... or rather, Nagi's mother. [13:27] hay     Yukkyun? [13:31] sak     That woman always looked up at it. [13:35] sak     So when she gets lonely, she just wanders off... [13:43] hin     Last month, on my birthday, I was at school alone with Hayate-kun at night. [13:49] hin     He gave me a birthday present. [13:53] hin     Some cookies and something like a memory... [13:59] hin     The present itself was basically a "Thank you", [14:02] ---     and I admit, for Hayate-kun, it wasn't much more than that. [14:08] hin     But that's when I realized... [14:12] ---     how I really feel... [14:15] hin     I... [14:16] hin     I'm in love with Hayate-kun! [14:21] hin     I'm sorry I didn't tell you this sooner! [14:23] ---     But... I was too afraid to tell you! [14:51] ayu     Oh, is that all? [14:57] hin     What do you mean?! Is that all?! I'm being serious here! [15:02] ayu     Er... oh, yeah, right! Wait, what?! You've fallen in love with him?! [15:07] hin     Um, your reaction just went in a pretty unexpected direction... [15:11] hin     I'm sorry... was it the way I told you everything? [15:14] hin     Forget everything and let's try again... [15:18] ayu     No, I think it's fine. [15:20] ayu     But you were so serious that I thought... [15:26] hin     I'm going out with Hayate-kun... [15:28] ---     and we've already done this... and that... [15:31] ayu     or something along those lines... [15:33] hin     Of course not! Why would I be going out with Hayate-kun?! [15:40] ayu     Um, weren't you just saying that you were in love with him? [15:44] hin     Anyway, why are you smiling? I've betrayed you and... [15:50] ayu     Well, that might be true, [15:53] ayu     but that time we went to Shimoda, I realized something. [15:58] ayu     When I confessed my love to Hayate-kun, [16:01] ---     I was under the impression that I would never see him again if I didn't. [16:06] ayu     But... [16:09] ---     if I want to see him, I can always see him. [16:14] ayu     Death has not split us up, we're not fighting, [16:20] ayu     and when we do hang out and talk, it's pretty fun. [16:24] ayu     Right now, and maybe it'll always stay this way in the future... [16:27] ayu     I can't get him to look at me, [16:31] ---     but it's not like we've said goodbye forever. [16:34] ayu     So, no matter who falls in love with Hayate-kun, [16:39] ayu     I'll just win him over at some point. [16:46] ayu     But why don't you confess your love too? [16:50] ayu     You don't have to hold back for my sake. [16:55] hin     I don't think I'll be doing that somehow. [16:59] ayu     Why not? Is it because you're holding back for my sake? [17:03] hin     Well, no, it's kinda hard to say... but telling someone that... [17:09] hin     I love them before they tell me that... it kinda feels like defeat. [17:16] ayu     What kind of childish logic is that?! [17:19] hin     What? This is important to me, all right?! [17:21] hin     I mean if he came to me, then I'd think about it, [17:26] hin     but I would never ever say it myself! [17:29] ayu     Um, I don't think romance is meant to be a competition or anything like that... [17:35] ayu     But maybe it's a race... [17:38] ---     To see if I can win Hayate-kun over first, [17:41] ayu     or if he confesses his love to you first. [17:46] hin     Maybe... [17:50] hay     Ojou-sama! [17:53] nag     Hayate... [17:54] hay     I was looking for you. What are you doing in a place like this? [17:58] nag     Oh, nothing really. [18:01] nag     It's just that my memories returned to me... [18:03] nag     a bit more vividly this year at Shimoda. [18:10] ---     So, when I was watching the antics of Sakuya's family, it kinda... [18:15] nag     made me think that having a family wasn't all that bad. [18:19] hay     But there are horrible families like mine, don't forget. [18:22] nag     That's true. [18:24] hay     And besides, [18:26] ---     you have people who are with you all the time like a family. [18:28] hay     Maria-san... and me. [18:36] nag     Some time ago, [18:38] ---     there was a guy who told me that he'd be at my side... [18:40] nag     at all times and he'd protect me forever. But now he's vanished without a trace. [18:47] nag     My mother too... and Maria as well... [18:51] nag     While it's true that Maria is by my side and is like family, [18:56] nag     she's sure to fall in love with someone and leave me eventually. [19:02] nag     And I think that day's not so far away now. [19:09] hay     Ojou-sama. [19:12] hay     I thought I had to say something. [19:15] hay     I had to say something... [19:17] ---     to the lonely girl who had her back to me... [19:21] hay     "I'm not like your previous butler" or "I'll stay by your side forever"... [19:27] hay     No! Those are words that won't achieve anything! [19:32] hay     It needs to be something that really plucks at her heartstrings... [19:34] ---     and banishes Ojou-sama's loneliness... [19:37] ---     No... [19:40] ---     This can't be... [19:42] hay     Ojou-sama! [19:47] hay     Oh, my thumb... [19:55] nag     How much stupidity do you need to cram into your day? [19:57] nag     People who think that they can elicit a laugh... [19:59] nag     with something like that should be reincarnated as the cardboard rolls you get in toilet paper. [20:03] hay     I'm sorry. I always do something like that when I'm at a loss for words. [20:08] nag     Geez, you really are incorrigible... [20:12] nag     Because you need help, I'll allow you to stay by my side for a while! [20:17] nag     So don't leave my side! [20:20] hay     I won't! [20:23] sak     You're pretty good! [20:25] hay     Sakuya-san and Maria-san... [20:28] sak     The skit was second-hand, but it was way more fun than your previous show. [20:32] mar     Nagi, you suddenly disappeared and... [20:40] mar     Um, what's the matter? [20:45] nag     It's nothing. [20:50] sak     All right! [20:52] sak     Let's blow this all away, shall we? [20:54] sak     It's time for me to show you my trump card! [20:57] nag     Trump card? I don't really want to see your naked stand-up routine... [21:02] sak     Like I'd do something like that! Behold! [21:19] ayu     Wow, fireworks! [21:22] hin     Oh yeah, but why are they doing that now? [21:25] ayu     I guess someone rich is celebrating. Someone like Nagi-chan. [21:31] hin     You might be right. [21:34] har     This kind of fireworks display for a birthday party... rich people really can do anything... [21:41] aiz     Yes, but... [21:47] aiz     there are lots of things money can't solve. [21:59] ayu     We're looking at the same sky. [22:02] hin     We view it from different locations but... [22:23] hay     Right now... [22:25] nag     We're looking at the same sky. [24:05] hay     Ojou-sama, the second season is coming to a close. [24:09] nag     The crescendo of the raging waves will get your blood boiling! [24:11] hay     Oh, you're quite energetic! [24:13] nag     The same kind of nerve-wracking tension like being a batter with fully-loaded bases... [24:14] nag     at the bottom of the ninth with two outs! [24:15] hay     Oh, that's quite fitting for a finale, isn't it? [24:17] nag     That rush of emotion when you shake hands with your fated nemesis... [24:19] nag     and engage a new incarnation of evil! [24:21] hay     Nemesis? Incarnation of evil? [24:23] nag     And a new character will even make an appearance! [24:25] hay     What? Now?! [24:27] hay     The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled... [24:28] hay     It really is a story about a young lady and her butler. [24:31] nag     Don't die, Hayate! 25 - It's really a story about a young lady and her butler. Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] onsc     Packy! The chocolate with     the delicious crunch... [01:30] nar     Somehow, the last episode ended on the right     note to set up a season finale. [01:39] nar     And so, on the very next morning... [01:49] mar     You've got a cold. [01:51] nar     Ojou-sama collapsed! [01:54] mar     A day of work and Sakuya-san's     birthday party wiped her out... [02:00] mar     I guess she needs to do more exercise to build up her stamina. [02:04] nag     Leave me alone. [02:06] nag     Unlike you two, I'm a delicate flower. [02:08] ---     It may not look it, but you have a limitless     store of energy and I don't. [02:13] mar     Hey! [02:14] hay     But are you sure you're okay, Ojou-sama? [02:17] nag     No, I'm not. I'm going to die. [02:19] mar     Should I call for a doctor? [02:22] nag     Definitely not. [02:25] nag     But man, this is pathetic. [02:27] hay     No, it isn't. [02:29] ---     You worked so hard yesterday, it's not surprising you collapsed... [02:33] mar     You really shouldn't spoil her like that. [02:36] hay     But Maria-san... [02:37] nag     Dammit. [02:39] ---     If I have to go and collapse, why did I pick     halfway through spring break to do it? [02:42] nag     I should have collapsed when     the new semester started, [02:45] nag     so I could skip school without     feeling bad about it. [02:47] mar     See? She's perfectly fine. SIGN    It really is a story about a young     lady and her butler. [02:57] mar     Well, anyway, I'm going out     to do some shopping. [03:01] ---     Please look after her. [03:03] hay     Gotcha. [03:05] mar     But I guess she must have worked really hard the     entire day for her to have actually collapsed. [03:09] hay     Huh? [03:10] mar     Thank you, Hayate-kun.     I'll leave the rest to you. [03:13] hay     What? Uh... [03:15] ---     Huh? [03:16] nag     Hayate. Hayate. [03:19] mar     See? She's already calling for     you with her meek voice. [03:23] hay     Coming right away! [03:25] hay     What can I do for you? [03:26] nag     My throat's itchy. I want some apple juice. [03:30] hay     Okay, I'll go and prepare some for you now. [03:33] nag     Thanks. [03:37] nag     Where's Maria? [03:39] hay     Maria-san went out. [03:41] nag     I see. [03:44] hay     Klaus-san's also gone till tomorrow. [03:48] hay     And Tama and Shiranui are at the pet     hotel for their routine check-up. SIGN    Silence... SIGN    Silence... [04:01] nag     I-I... [04:02] nag     I see. [04:05] hay     I guess that makes it just the two of us. [04:06] nag     What?! [04:09] nag     Th-This is bad. I'm unexpectedly     alone with Hayate again. [04:14] nag     What should I do if Hayate assaults me     because I'm sick and can't move? [04:19] nag     And what if he did this and that...     N-No way! Even something like that?! [04:25] nag     I mean, Hayate is a gentleman, [04:28] nag     but Mother told me that all men     are wolves in sheep's clothing, [04:32] ---     so there's a chance he might... [04:34] nag     No... but... and anyway... [04:37] hay     Ojou-sama. [04:38] nag     What?! [04:39] hay     All right, I'll be in the room     next door, so if there's... [04:43] hay     anything you need, just holler. [04:45] nag     Wait! [04:47] hay     Is there anything else? [04:48] nag     I mean, it's good that you're     not gonna try anything... [04:51] ---     but be a little more considerate, will you?! [04:53] hay     What? [04:53] nag     Anyway, if I'm by myself, I'll get lonely. [04:56] nag     My body won't move, but I'm not sleepy. [05:00] ---     So... So, stay here. [05:03] hay     But when you're ill, you shouldn't overexert     yourself. You should get a good rest. [05:08] nag     Then, do something that'll make me sleepy! [05:11] hay     Hm, something that will make you sleepy? [05:14] hay     Then, how about this lullaby I wrote,     "Mikumiku ni Shitari Saretari..." [05:19] nag     That's too leftfield! [05:20] nag     Don't you have something     else? Something better? [05:25] hay     You shouldn't get all worked up like that. [05:28] hay     How about I read you a picture book then? [05:31] nag     A picture book? [05:32] hay     Isn't that what you do to put kids to sleep? [05:34] nag     Eh. You're treating me like a child again... [05:37] nag     Oh well, I'll sit through it. Make sure     you pick a good one, though. [05:42] hay     I will, don't worry. Well, let's try something     pretty standard and go with: [05:46] hay     Alice in Wonderland. [05:48] nag     That's a pretty normal book... [05:49] hay     Yeah, it is. [05:51] hay     Let's see... [05:53] hay     Celestia Being who worked     towards ending all wars... [05:56] nag     Is Alice going to violently     intervene or something? [06:00] hay     Well, anyway, Alice somehow     ends up in Wonderland... [06:06] hin     I seem to be in a strange place...     I wonder where I am. [06:11] hay     Alice is a bit perplexed by the     sudden change of scenery. [06:14] hay     At that very moment, three mysterious     people appear and start talking to her. [06:18] ris     Oh, what's this? Looks like someone     new has shown up. [06:20] hin     Huh? [06:24] hay     What a surprise! They were talking rabbits. [06:27] ris     We're guide rabbits. [06:29] izu     If you want, we can tell you     how to get out of here. [06:37] hay     Alice pitied them. [06:38] hin     It must be tough being in this     just for your sex appeal. [06:40] all     Don't put it like that! [06:42] mik     Anyway, if you want to reach the     exit, you have go this way. [06:46] hay     But the ground was moving! If you stop,     you'll go back to where you started. [06:50] hay     If you want to stay in the same place,     you have to run as fast as you can. [06:52] hay     If you want to keep going forward, you have     to push yourself even faster than that. [06:56] hay     This moving pavement test definitely     wasn't a thinly-veiled metaphor... [06:59] hay     for the rules of society! [07:02] mik     Now go, Alice! If you want to find the exit, [07:05] mik     run this way faster than     you ever have before! [07:10] mik     What? [07:11] hay     But Alice wasn't there anymore. [07:14] izu     Miki-chan, over there. [07:16] hay     Alice wasn't the type to weasel out of hard work,     so this wasn't even close to being a test. [07:22] hay     After that, Alice single-handedly     defeated the entire card army... [07:26] hay     and this is how she conquered Wonderland     and founded a new country. [07:30] hay     She called that country the United States     of Japan and lived in peace... [07:35] hay     And she lived happily ever after. [07:36] nag     What's so happy about that?! [07:38] hay     It's not? [07:39] nag     Of course it isn't! It's not a happy ending     and it's definitely not one I can accept! [07:43] hay     I've got no choice but to use the punchline     I saved for this type of situation: [07:50] hay     To be continued in the next episode! [07:53] nar     There won't be a "next episode", but the     story will continue in the second half. [08:04] mar     How are you feeling, Nagi? [08:07] nag     Hayate, don't you have any books     that are more interesting? [08:11] hay     Let's see, [08:12] hay     I have this one called The Basic     Principles of the GN Drive... [08:15] ---     Based on the Discovery     of New Particles. [08:17] nag     Ah, so that old geezer Aeolia lived in this age. [08:21] mar     What are you doing? [08:23] hay     Oh, Maria-san. [08:24] mar     Nagi, you should be asleep. [08:27] nag     I've already done everything you can do in bed. [08:29] nag     I've read all my new magazines     and played all my new games. [08:33] ---     There's no anime on at the moment either. [08:36] mar     I think this might be why     you're so unhealthy... [08:40] mar     Anyway, you need to sleep     even if you're not sleepy. [08:44] nag     Hayate, I'm bored. Bring me something     fun to kill three hours or so. [08:51] hay     What about this? [08:54] nag     What's that? [08:55] hay     It's an ant farm. [08:56] nag     Rejected. [08:58] hay     But it's fun. You can use this camera     to watch the tiny lives of the ants. [09:02] nag     What's so fun about watching ants? [09:07] nag     I want some Packy. [09:09] hay     What? [09:10] nag     Packy! You know, Packy! [09:11] nag     I think I'd drift straight off     if I had some Packy. [09:14] hay     I see. [09:15] nag     So, go and buy me some Packy this instant. [09:18] hay     Understood. I'll go get some for you. [09:22] nag     Oh, hang on a second. [09:24] ---     Yes? [09:25] nag     Your tie's all crooked. [09:27] hay     Thank you kindly. [09:30] ---     I'm off now. [09:35] mar     What's up with you and those     Packy all of a sudden? [09:40] nag     Well, they're more interesting     than ants, aren't they? [09:44] mar     You planted a camera on him?! [09:47] nag     Don't you think this is more fun? [09:49] mar     Well, maybe a little... [09:51] nag     See? [09:52] nag     Okay, let's turn it on! [10:02] nag     What's that? [10:04] mar     It looks like he's chasing a stray cat     that's pilfered a fish. [10:09] ---     Hey! Stop running! [10:15] nag     Everyone's laughing... [10:19] mar     The weather's nice out there today... [10:23] ---     Here you go. [10:24] sis     Thank you very much. [10:26] hay     Don't mention it. [10:27] sis     I'm glad I didn't have to resort     to senseless slaughter. [10:31] hay     That's great... [10:34] mar     He's immediately surrounded by trouble. [10:37] nag     It's like that song: "When I went into town     to buy something..." [10:45] mar     I wonder what happened. [10:47] nag     Looks like he forgot to take his wallet. [10:50] mar     He didn't have to stick to     the song that closely... [10:54] nag     Hm? Sakuya? [10:58] nag     What are they talking about? [10:59] mar     Beats me. [11:04] both     Don't tell me... [11:09] sak     Oh, you look good in it! [11:11] ---     I'll make sure I pay you well for this. [11:14] hay     I'm only doing this for an hour. [11:22] hay     Hello? [11:23] nag     What the hell are you doing?! [11:25] hay     I-I'm sorry, Ojou-sama! [11:27] ---     To tell you the truth, I forgot     my wallet and... [11:30] nag     You could have just come home to get it! [11:32] hay     It'll be fine. I'll definitely bring back     some Packy by dinner time! [11:37] nag     Geez. [11:38] mar     Hayate-kun sure is entertaining. [11:43] all     Welcome home, master! [11:46] hay     I'll be right there. [11:49] hay     Please make yourself at home. [11:51] hay     As you wish. [11:53] hay     Two hot premium green teas for you. [11:57] hat     Oh Isumi-chan, look at the cute maid. [12:00] isu     Oh, Hayate-sama... [12:02] hay     Isumi-san and her mother... [12:05] hay     Why have you come to     a niche café like this? [12:09] hat     Why did we come here again? [12:11] isu     Mother, it's because Sakuya     gave us coupons. [12:16] nar     An hour later... [12:18] mar     He worked for exactly an hour. [12:21] nag     Now he can finally return     to the task at hand. [12:24] mar     I hope he doesn't get sucked into     another unfortunate situation. [12:27] mar     What? [12:30] nag     What does Wataru want? [12:33] mar     I wonder what they're talking about. [12:36] mar     Oh, I know. I learned how to lip-read     once, just in case I ever needed to. [12:41] nag     What kind of situation did you think you'd     need it for when you studied it? [12:44] mar     "Hurry up and return that Onetsui DVD     I secretly loaned to Nagi." [12:50] mar     "It's not like it's any good for girls,     even if it's full of bath scenes." [12:55] mar     Interesting. So you've been secretly     borrowing stuff like that, have you? [12:59] nag     O-Okay, we have to watch what happens next! [13:02] nar     Another two hours later... [13:06] mar     He was asked for directions fifteen times,     helped twenty-three elderly people, [13:13] mar     was blocked off by a roadblock     because of a robbery, [13:15] mar     ran into the robbers themselves and made a citizen's     arrest, and then stumbled on their hideout... [13:21] nag     And to top it all off... [13:23] hay     Excuse me, I'm looking for Packy. [13:25] girl     We're sold out. [13:26] ---     What?! [13:28] guy     Sold out. [13:30] guy     If we had any, I'd want them too! [13:34] nag     I guess Packy must have gone     the way of the dinosaur. [13:38] mar     That must be it. [13:41] hay     I didn't realize Packy was so popular. [13:45] hay     I guess I have to pay more attention     to stuff like this... [13:54] mik     Today's our Packy party! [13:56] ris     Let's eat Packy all night! [13:57] izu     I agree. [13:58] aiz     I wonder why I've got this sudden     urge to eat Packy today. [14:02] chi     I wonder why too. [14:05] yuk     Who'd have guessed Packy would     go so well with booze?! [14:13] nag     His amazingly bad luck kinda     makes me want to cry... [14:17] mar     Maybe we should make some sukiyaki for Hayate-kun tonight. [14:24] nag     Even Hinagiku's eating some! [14:26] hay     I didn't realize Packy was selling so well... [14:29] hin     You said it. [14:31] ---     I don't know why, but I had     a craving for some, too. [14:37] hin     Hayate-kun, you couldn't find any? [14:40] hay     Yeah, actually... [14:43] hin     Does it taste nice? [14:46] hay     Yes. [14:48] nag     Why the hell are you eating it?! [14:53] ---     Have more. [14:55] mar     It looks like after all that bad luck, he's now     slipped into trouble of the female variety. [15:01] hay     Hello? [15:02] nag     What the hell are you doing?! [15:04] hay     I-I'm sorry! [15:05] nag     If you're just gonna fool around, I don't     want any Packy! Just come back home! [15:09] hay     I-It's okay, Ojou-sama! I have one final lead! [15:13] nag     What? [15:14] hay     I'm sure there'll still be some at the legendary     hundred-year-old candy store, [15:17] hay     that quietly operates in a back alley     that only a select few know about. [15:21] hay     I promise I'll buy you a box and     bring it back by dinnertime! [15:25] nag     R-Really? [15:27] hay     Yes, so please hold on just a little longer! [15:31] nag     Okay, I'll be waiting. [15:33] hay     Great! Bye. [15:36] nag     A legendary candy shop, eh? [15:38] mar     I hope the candy won't be past     its sell-by-date by now... [15:42] nag     I didn't know it was possible to worry     so much over some silly candy... [15:46] nag     At first, I didn't actually     care about Packy at all, [15:49] nag     but now I'm craving some too! [15:51] nar     That's why Hayate's running around. [16:01] nag     There it is! [16:02] mar     There's one left! [16:03] ---     Found it! [16:19] hay     Nishizawa-san?! [16:20] nis     Hayate-kun! [16:23] nis     Hayate-kun! Why are you here in the legendary     hundred-year-old candy store... [16:28] nis     that's quietly operates in a back alley     that only a select few know about? [16:31] hay     Should I ask her to let me have that last box?     No, would it even be okay for me to ask that? [16:35] hay     Nishizawa-san came all the way to the legendary     hundred-year-old candy store... [16:39] hay     that's quietly operates in a back alley that only     a select few know about so she can buy some. [16:44] hay     But, for Ojou-sama's sake,     I'm gonna have to be evil! [16:51] hay     Nishizawa-san! [16:53] nis     What is it? [16:55] hay     Do you like that Packy stuff? [16:59] nis     Yes, I love it! [17:00] hay     I see. [17:05] nar     After that, Hayate ran all the way to the     next town and then, the next prefecture, [17:09] nar     in search of some Packy, but... [17:14] nag     He actually made it to the edge of the world... [17:17] mar     I'm starting to feel sorry for Hayate-kun.     Let's call him and tell him to come home. [17:21] nag     Yeah. [17:34] nar     In the end, Hayate even lost his     means of communication! [17:37] nar     Is the combat butler going to give up now?! [17:41] ---     No, the Packy... he's... SIGN    Donguri Café [17:45] nar     The Packy... [17:48] ---     The Packy... [17:50] hay     I made some! [17:52] nar     He made them himself. [17:56] mar     That's just like Hayate-kun. [17:58] mar     He didn't let all that bad luck get him down and even     managed to get hold of some Packy in the end! [18:01] nag     Well, it's obviously fake, [18:04] ---     but I guess I'll accept that     his effort was real. [18:07] mar     I'm going to prepare dinner, [18:10] ---     so don't eat too many of     Hayate-kun's Packy. [18:29] hay     Ojou-sama, I'll bring you your Packy! [18:32] ---     They're blatantly homemade, but even so! [18:48] nag     Hayate! [19:05] nag     Hayate, Hayate, Hayate! [19:12] mar     Nagi, what happened?! [19:13] nag     Let go! Hayate, he...! Hayate, he...! [19:15] mar     Hayate-kun was...?! [19:18] mar     Hayate-kun was in an accident! [19:20] mar     Rush over there immediately... [19:21] ---     and use all of the Sanzenin's     resources to save him! [19:25] nag     If I hadn't told him to buy me some Packy... [19:33] nag     H-Hayate? [19:36] hay     Sorry I'm late. I just got back. Wait... [19:40] hay     Ojou-sama, what are you doing out of bed? [19:43] nag     Wh-What... [19:47] ---     What... What are you talking about?! [19:56] nag     Let's hear the whole story. [19:58] hay     Well, it's true that I was     almost hit by that truck, [20:09] hay     but because I had the soccer     ball in my hands... [20:10] ---     I miraculously escaped unharmed. [20:13] hay     I was lucky that the ball was my friend. [20:16] nag     You made me worry. [20:18] hay     So yeah, about the Packy... [20:22] hay     They were crushed by the truck... [20:44] hay     So, this is all I can give you for now. [20:53] nag     It's good... [20:55] hay     I'm glad. And one more thing,     I'm sorry I broke your camera. [21:00] nag     You noticed it? [21:02] hay     Of course. I'm your butler, after all.     You can't hide anything from me. [21:13] hay     Now that you've eaten your Packy,     you can sleep soundly, right? [21:18] nag     Yeah, you must be tired, too.     You can go back to your room. [21:22] hay     No, I'll stay by your side until you fall asleep. [21:26] nag     You're impossible. [21:48] nag     You're a horrible butler for making     me worry so much... [21:52] nag     all because you went out to buy Packy. [21:55] nag     And to top it all off, you only     brought back a single one. [22:03] nag     But that single Packy was     the best in the world. [22:29] kla     The new semester starts today. [22:40] hin     What do you want so early in the morning? [22:43] izu     The new semester starts today. [22:45] mik     So bear with us... [22:46] ris     ...a little bit! [22:56] nis     Hina-san! [22:57] hin     Ayumu. [22:59] nis     Hina-san! [23:01] wat     H-Hey, Isumi. If we end up in     the same class, let's be... [23:06] isu     What? [23:07] wat     Um, I mean... [23:09] sak     What's this? Confessing your     love on the first day back? [23:11] saki     What's the meaning of this, young master? [23:13] wat     Why are you here too?! [23:17] pri     Today marks the beginning of the     new semester and I would like... [23:20] mon     That guy's speech is a bit too long. [23:23] shar     If you don't listen to what people     are saying, I'll punch you. [23:28] hay     Good morning. Starting today, we     can go to school together again... [23:32] nag/OS     Cough cough cough cough cough [23:34] nag     What's this? A cold? Seems like one. [23:41] hay     Now that you've finished,     let's go to school, Ojou-sama. [23:45] nag     Hey! You're making it sound     like I'm faking sickness! [23:49] mar     If you can shout that loudly, you can     go to school even if you're ill. [23:53] nag     What?!