# Hayate the Combat Butler! (Season 1 & 2)
Hayate is a super-unlucky 16 year-old-boy. By chance, he rescues Nagi, the well-dressed heiress to a mega-rich family from hoodlums, then he gets hired as a live-in butler.
# Season 1
# 1 - In English, "Unmei" Means "Destiny"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] Hay**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:09] Nag**
That's right
**[00:21] Robo**
Hey, Nagi Sanzenin! Come quietly
and fall prey to this robot!
**[00:26] Nag**
Don't be ridiculous! Why should I?!
**[00:28] ---**
Naritasan
**[00:28] Robo**
Ah! That's because there's someone who
will profit greatly by your death!
**[00:34] Nag**
Impossible, for five reasons!
**[00:36] Robo**
What?
**[00:37] Nag**
Firstly, you are stupid!
**[00:39] Nag**
Secondly, you are incredibly stupid!
**[00:41] Nag**
Thirdly, you are infinitely stupid!
**[00:44] Nag**
Fourthly, you are cosmically
and revolutionarily stupid!
**[00:46] Nag**
And fifthly...
**[00:47] Robo**
I've heard enough! Die!
**[00:53] Nag**
HAYATE!
**[01:02] Robo**
Wha?!
**[01:06] Hay**
You called, Miss?
**[01:08] Nag**
Hayate!
**[01:09] Robo**
Wh-Who the hell are you?!
**[01:12] Hay**
Who? Me? Well...
**[01:14] Nag**
Hurry! The opening sequence
is about to start!
**[01:18] Hay**
What? Oh! Uh, um, I came to
the Sanzenin household to...
**[01:20] Nar**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:24] Nar**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:27] Nar**
**A butler is a formal
guardian, who is there to**
**[01:30] ---**
**support his mistress in
all aspects of her life.**
**[01:34] Nar**
**Yes!**
**[01:35] Nar**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:39] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:44] Hay**
Wait, the narration's too early!
**[01:46] Hay**
I'm, um...
**[01:50] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:50] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:56] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:56] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:03] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:03] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:06] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:06] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:10] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:10] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:15] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:15] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:19] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:19] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:24] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:24] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:27] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:27] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:34] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:34] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:40] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:40] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:43] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:43] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:46] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:46] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:53] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:53] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:59] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:59] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:06] ---**
**[03:18] Hay**
Tell me, Mr. Santa, why
don't you bring me presents?
**[03:23] San**
Ah, that's because your family is poor.
**[03:27] Hay**
What?! B-But then, what am I supposed to do?!
**[03:31] San**
Work, lad!
**[03:32] San**
If a man will not work, he shall not eat!
**[03:34] San**
If there's something you want, do something about it yourself.
**[03:37] Hay**
B-But...
**[03:39] San**
But have faith.
**[03:41] San**
The one to have the last laugh will surely...
**[03:43] ---**
...be he, who is honest and hard-working.
**[03:45] Hay**
Mr. Santa!
**[03:46] San**
But well, I'm still not
bringing you any presents.
**[03:49] Hay**
What?! Wait! What's that supposed to mean?!
**[03:54] Hay**
Wait a minute!
**[03:56] Hay**
Hey!
**[03:58] Hay**
*That last thing he said bothered me,*
**[04:00] ---**
*but even so, I decided to believe
in Santa's words and live by them.*
**[04:05] Hay**
*That is, until today!*
**[04:07] Man**
What are we going to do?!
Five more minutes!
**[04:09] ---**
If we don't get the manuscript
in five more minutes...!
**[04:11] Man**
Oh, this week's edition is doomed!
**[04:15] Man**
Please relax!
**[04:16] Man**
The fastest bike messenger in the
industry will be here shortly!
**[04:19] Man**
The fastest?
**[04:28] Man**
Here he comes! That's him!
**[04:30] Hay**
Thank you for waiting!
**[04:43] Hay**
I am the bike messenger Hayate Ayasaki
**[04:46] Hay**
Your signature, please.
**[04:49] ---**
In English, "Unmei" Means "Destiny"
**[04:52] Man**
Thank you, fastest bike
messenger in the industry,
**[04:55] ---**
with the tremendously sturdy
and superhuman body!
**[04:58] Man**
But kid, are you really all right?
**[05:01] Hay**
Please don't worry.
**[05:02] Hay**
I work out.
**[05:06] Hay**
Well, then, we look forward
to being of service again.
**[05:09] Man**
Oh, wait, kid!
**[05:10] Hay**
I'm fine!
**[05:12] Hay**
Really.
**[05:13] Man**
No! In front! In front of you!
***SIGN*** Be Careful You Damn Bicycles
***SIGN*** Suginami Ward
**[05:24] Goro**
Sorry! Are you all right?!
**[05:27] Man**
Poor kid. And he's such an admirable boy.
**[05:30] Man**
Yes,
**[05:30] Man**
that boy is horribly unlucky.
**[05:33] Hay**
Ow, that hurt.
**[05:35] Hay**
Sheesh.
**[05:37] Hay**
And it's Christmas Eve, too.
**[05:39] Nar**
**Yes! At around this time,
the boy was still...**
**[05:42] ---**
**...a totally unremarkable
high school student,**
**[05:44] ---**
**who attended a totally unremarkable
public high school.**
**[05:47] Guys**
Hey there, Hayate.
**[05:49] Hay**
Why hello!
**[05:50] ---**
My totally unremarkable classmates,
**[05:52] ---**
who attend the totally unremarkable
public high school!
**[05:54] Guy**
Well, *sorry* for being unremarkable.
**[05:57] Hay**
So what's up? You're all together.
**[05:59] Hay**
Oh, let me guess. A Christmas party?
**[06:01] Guy**
Yeah, come if you're not busy.
**[06:02] Girl**
I'm really looking forward to the party.
**[06:03] Guy**
It's all you can eat and
drink for just 3000 yen.
**[06:03] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[06:04] Girl**
*We gotta eat a lot, 3000 yen's worth.*
**[06:06] ---**
*Yeah.*
**[06:07] Hay**
Uh, but I don't have any money, and
I'm still working my part-time job.
**[06:07] ---**
*Better bring your A-game!*
**[06:09] Guy**
As unsociable as ever, aren't you?
**[06:11] Girl**
Hayate, you're athletic,
so you should join a
**[06:14] ---**
sports team at school or something.
**[06:15] Hay**
But that would cut into my time for work.
**[06:18] Guy**
Darn you! All you talk about is work!
What are you, money-mad?!
**[06:20] Girl**
You can't buy friendship with money!
**[06:22] Guy**
Why do you need so much money anyway?
**[06:25] Hay**
That's because... uh...
**[06:27] Hay**
My parents are unemployed...?
**[06:33] Guy**
S-Sorry, I think we got
kind of carried away there.
**[06:36] Guy**
Later!
**[06:39] ---**
**Yes, for example,**
**[06:41] ---**
**if they were laid off
because of the bad economy,**
**[06:44] ---**
**there would be some room for sympathy.**
**[06:46] ---**
**However, with Hayate's father...**
***SIGN*** Father
**[06:49] Dad**
Yeah! Ever heard of self-realization?!
**[06:52] Dad**
I think there's a much more suitable
job for me out there somewhere!
**[06:56] Nar**
* With his head in the clouds, he's an*
* insanely unproductive member of society.*
**[06:59] ---**
Mother
**[06:59] Mom**
Woohoo! It's not as if I'm
frittering our money away!
**[07:03] Mom**
I'm investing in my dreams!
**[07:06] ---**
**And his mother also neglects the housework,**
**[07:09] ---**
**throwing away money left and right.**
**[07:11] Hay**
**If a man will not work, he shall not eat!**
**[07:13] Hay**
**But I have faith!**
**[07:15] Hay**
**The one to have the last laugh will surely...**
**[07:17] ---**
**Surely, it'll be he, who's
honest and hard-working!**
**[07:21] Man**
Ayasaki, you're fired.
**[07:24] Man**
You've been lying about
your age, haven't you?
**[07:26] Man**
I hear you're still in high school.
**[07:28] Hay**
H-How did you know that?!
**[07:30] Man**
Your parents came by earlier and told me.
**[07:34] Man**
I thought you were a serious
and capable young man.
**[07:37] ---**
You let me down.
**[07:38] Man**
I turned over the 170,000 yen you
earned so far this month to them.
**[07:42] Hay**
Y-You gave it to them?
**[07:44] Hay**
Hand over that kind of
money to those parents,
**[07:46] ---**
and they're bound to fritter it all
away, investing in their dreams!
**[07:50] Man**
That's absurd. What parents would do that?
**[07:53] Hay**
*My* parents! That's why I lied
about my age to work part-time!
**[07:56] Hay**
**This can't be happening...**
**[07:58] Hay**
**But even they must know that this
money need to be spent carefully...**
**[08:02] Hay**
Dad! Mom!
**[08:05] Hay**
Where are my wages?!
**[08:07] ---**
Wages
**[08:10] Hay**
Thank goodness! They haven't spent it yet!
**[08:14] Mom**
* Sorry! I tried "investing in my*
* dream", but it didn't work out.*
**[08:17] Mom**
*Teehee. Mom.*
**[08:28] Hay**
H-How are we supposed to make
it to next year on this?
**[08:32] Hay**
We don't even have any savings left.
**[08:39] Hay**
To Hayate.
**[08:40] Hay**
A Christmas Present for you.
**[08:55] Hay**
What's this?
**[08:56] Hay**
Ones, tens, hundreds,
thousands, ten thousands,
**[08:58] ---**
hundred thousands, millions,
ten millions, hundred million?!
**[09:01] Hay**
An IOU for 156,804,000 yen?!
**[09:04] 2**
We borrowed money from
some very generous people.
**[09:04] ---**
Mother
**[09:04] ---**
Father
**[09:08] 2**
So, we'll be counting on you to pay it off.
**[09:10] Hay**
You idiots!
***SIGN*** To Hayate Sorry, I got carried away gambling... no real helping it. But well, what's done is done.
**[09:12] Mom**
*But well, what's done is done.*
**[09:15] Hay**
D-Don't just brush it off!
**[09:16] Dad**
**But it'll be tedious to work if off
and our family has no money left.**
**[09:20] Mom**
**Mommy and Daddy gave it a lot of thought,
and we came up with a brilliant idea.**
**[09:24] Hay**
Brilliant idea?
**[09:26] 2**
**We know!!
***
**[09:27] ---**
*We'll give Hayate as a present by way of an apology!!!
***
**[09:30] ---**
*It's Christmas, after all.*
**[09:31] Hay**
D-Dad! Mom!
**[09:33] Yakuza**
Hey! Mr. Ayasaki, are you here?
**[09:37] Yakuza**
We've come for your boy!
**[09:43] Hay**
Could it be that you're the
"very generous people"?
**[09:48] Yakuza**
You bet.
**[09:49] ---**
We're the "very generous people"
folk who lent your parents money.
**[09:53] Hay**
C-Come on, Mr. Very Generous People,
**[09:56] ---**
my parents, who owe you the
debt, aren't here anymore.
**[09:59] Hay**
Besides, there's no way I can
pay back 156,804,000 yen...
**[10:03] ---**
You ain't got nothin' to worry 'bout.
**[10:04] ---**
We're pros here, too.
**[10:06] ---**
If ya just come with us...
**[10:08] ---**
For example, ya could go
to a tropical paradise
**[10:10] ---**
and devote yerself to free volunteer work.
**[10:14] ---**
Or ya could find employment
with a global courier service.
**[10:22] ---**
Oh, becomin' a consultant,
**[10:25] ---**
who teaches the value of traffic
etiquette, could be good, too.
**[10:33] ---**
Well, we'll be able to help
ya out in a lotta ways.
**[10:44] ---**
Hey! Hold it right there, sonny boy!
**[10:50] Hay**
I've managed to get away somehow, but...
**[10:52] Hay**
I never thought they'd go so far.
**[10:54] ---**
My parents are unbelievable.
**[11:01] Hay**
No matter how many times I look at it,
I guess it's still 156,804,000 yen.
**[11:08] Hay**
I guess I've been abandoned for real.
**[11:13] San**
But have faith.
**[11:15] San**
The one to have the last laugh will surely...
**[11:19] Hay**
NO!
**[11:21] Hay**
In the end, it's the dishonest
guys who win in this world!
**[11:24] Hay**
There's nothing to gain from
working hard at honest jobs!
**[11:28] Hay**
Nello from "A Dog of Flanders" stayed
a nice guy and he wound up dead!
**[11:32] Nag**
What is wrong with this machine?!
**[11:33] Nag**
Does it not take credit cards?!
**[11:43] Nar**
*It was the fateful encounter of boy and girl.*
**[11:51] Hay**
Hayate the Combat Butler
(Hayate no Gotoku)
**[11:56] Nag**
Christmas.
(Kurisumasu)
**[11:58] Yakuza**
We lost him.
**[11:59] Yakuza**
Spry kid, that one.
**[12:01] Yakuza**
Find him, even if you have to
search every nook and cranny.
**[12:05] Yakuza**
And you two, this isn't
even close to being enough.
**[12:08] Yakuza**
If you don't bring it all by tomorrow,
you know what's coming, right?!
**[12:11] Guys**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[12:14] Hay**
**Debt collectors of their kind...
They'll never let me get away, no matter what.**
**[12:19] ---**
That's exactly right.
**[12:22] ---**
You're finished!
**[12:23] ---**
Don't fight it, just turn
yourself over to those guys...
**[12:25] ---**
O Hayate, you mustn't ever give up.
**[12:27] ---**
You were born a man and thus,
**[12:29] ---**
you must continue to strive to the very end.
**[12:31] ---**
Hah! What the hell can he do now?
**[12:34] ---**
Let us kidnap that girl.
**[12:35] ---**
Huh?
**[12:36] ---**
We shall kidnap her and gratefully
accept 150 million yen in ransom.
**[12:41] ---**
*Good idea.*
**[12:42] ---**
H-Hey, don't you think that's a bad
idea, no matter what the situation?
**[12:45] ---**
*But my very life's in danger because
of those worthless parents of mine!*
**[12:48] ---**
That is right. A modicum of
villainy should be permitted.
**[12:51] ---**
No, it *ought* to be permitted!
**[12:53] ---**
Don't do it!
**[12:54] ---**
Even Nello and Patrasche are
surely in Heaven right now,
**[12:56] ---**
exhorting you to avenge them.
**[12:58] ---**
*Yeah, and even if I get caught, I'll
have warm meals and a bed in prison.*
**[13:02] ---**
See here! Do not touch me!
**[13:04] ---**
Hey, hey, you're cute!
**[13:06] ---**
All alone on the night of Christmas Eve?
**[13:09] ---**
Come someplace fun with us.
**[13:17] ---**
Don't go hitting on girls on the
anniversary of Nello's death!
**[13:19] ---**
Go look at a Rubens painting
and observe it in mourning!
**[13:22] ---**
You fools!
**[13:23] ---**
H-Hey...
**[13:24] ---**
I've never even been hit by my dad!
**[13:28] ---**
Sorry about that!
**[13:32] ---**
*Sh-Shoot, I automatically leapt
out at them without thinking...*
**[13:35] ---**
Thank you.
**[13:43] ---**
I don't really get it, but you saved me.
**[13:48] ---**
By the way, do you understand how this works?
**[13:51] ---**
Huh?
**[13:51] ---**
Warm
**[13:52] ---**
I want this thing labeled "warm",
**[13:53] ---**
but it will not come out,
even when I press the button.
**[13:56] ---**
Well, you need to put in a
100 yen coin or something...
**[13:59] ---**
Without this "warm" thing,
I will freeze to death!
**[14:16] ---**
It's not good for a girl to
catch a chill, so wear that.
**[14:20] ---**
What a cheap-looking coat.
**[14:22] ---**
The craftsmanship is shoddy
and the fabric is heavy.
**[14:24] ---**
On top of which, it's too baggy for me.
**[14:27] ---**
But it's warm. I like it.
**[14:31] ---**
Yes, I shall do something for you
in thanks for this "warm" thing.
**[14:35] ---**
In thanks?
**[14:36] ---**
It can be anything. Just name it.
**[14:38] ---**
Anything... Really?
**[14:41] ---**
Yes!
**[14:45] ---**
**I know! Since it's come to this,
I have no choice but to go for it!**
**[14:48] ---**
**In that moment, the boy found his resolve.**
**[14:50] ---**
**In thanks for his help, he would ask her...**
**[14:53] ---**
**...to be his hostage, so
he could demand ransom.**
**[14:55] ---**
Then I'll get straight to the point.
**[14:57] ---**
Sure, sure.
**[14:59] ---**
Won't you go with me?
**[15:00] ---**
What?
**[15:03] ---**
I want you!
**[15:05] ---**
**His questionable choice of words...**
**[15:07] ---**
**...was to thoroughly complicate
their relationship!**
**[15:10] ---**
Idio... It may be Christmas Eve, but
to make a sudden confession like that?!
**[15:13] ---**
D-Do you know exactly what it
is that you're asking here?!
**[15:18] ---**
I could never joke about something like this.
**[15:21] ---**
This is life or death.
**[15:23] ---**
From the moment I first
laid eyes on you, I...
**[15:25] ---**
I decided that I would take you away with me!
**[15:27] ---**
**His earnestness is conveyed.**
**[15:29] ---**
**However, whether it is
conveyed accurately or not...**
**[15:32] ---**
**...is a different story.**
**[15:34] ---**
A-All right.
**[15:36] ---**
But in exchange...
**[15:38] ---**
Absolutely no cheating or anything, got it?!
**[15:40] ---**
Huh? Uh...
**[15:43] ---**
Sure.
**[15:45] ---**
*Cheating?*
**[15:46] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[15:47] ---**
Then, would you tell me your
guardian's phone number?
**[15:51] ---**
Okay.
**[15:52] ---**
Then wait here for a sec.
**[15:56] ---**
*My heart's still pounding.*
**[15:58] ---**
*But that boy is strong and kind.*
**[16:01] ---**
He's just so cool!
**[16:08] ---**
To Hayate
**[16:08] ---**
Hayate... Is that his name?
**[16:13] ---**
Haya...
**[16:18] ---**
Now, to make an anonymous ransom demand.
**[16:23] ---**
No one can stop me now!
**[16:28] ---**
*Yes, hello?*
**[16:30] ---**
Oh, hello? This is Ayasaki.
**[16:33] ---**
*What's a kidnapper doing introducing himself?*
**[16:36] ---**
It's over. My perfect plan...
**[16:40] ---**
And it hadn't even begun.
**[16:51] ---**
Daddy, Mommy, why isn't he wearing
a coat when it's so cold out?
**[16:55] ---**
Shh!
**[16:57] Hay**
**Yeah, in the end, this is pretty
much how it goes for me.**
**[17:00] Hay**
**Whether I try to do honest
work or commit a crime,**
**[17:03] ---**
*it's never going to work out.*
**[17:05] Hay**
**I feel so tired somehow.**
**[17:10] Hay**
**If I just fell asleep now, would I die?**
**[17:13] Hay**
**But that'd be fine, too.**
**[17:14] ---**
**There's nothing but pain, even
if I were to stay alive...**
**[17:17] Hay**
**No one would care if I died anyway...**
**[17:22] Mar**
Are you all right?
**[17:35] Mar**
This is terrible! You're so cold!
**[17:53] Mar**
You will catch a cold if you sleep out here.
**[17:58] Nar**
**He was blindsided.**
**[18:00] ---**
**This kind smile...**
**[18:02] ---**
**To the boy's heart, frozen
in life's pit of despair,**
**[18:05] ---**
**it apparently made quite an impact.**
**[18:14] Mar**
What? Um, wait...
**[18:16] Hay**
**Patrasche, I was wrong.**
**[18:18] Hay**
**There are incredibly kind people
in this world, like her.**
**[18:21] Hay**
**And yet, I was going to do something
foolish like kidnapping...**
**[18:24] Nag**
What are you doing?!
**[18:25] Guys**
Don't make a fuss!
**[18:27] Hay**
That's right! What am I doing?!
**[18:29] Guy**
Quit dragging your feet!
**[18:30] Nag**
Hey!
**[18:32] Guy**
Get in there already!
**[18:35] Hay**
What?
**[18:36] Mar**
Oh, dear! That child! She's
getting kidnapped again!
**[18:40] Hay**
Are you an acquaintance of hers?
**[18:42] Mar**
Yes. What shall I do? And
Himegami isn't here, either.
**[18:46] Hay**
I'm going to borrow this.
**[18:49] Hay**
You call the police.
**[18:52] Hay**
I will rescue her!
**[18:54] Mar**
Rescue her? But they're in a car!
**[19:00] Nar**
**That's right! This anime will
never condone brutal crimes!**
**[19:05] Nar**
**Kidnapping is not cool!**
**[19:07] Guy**
All right, the kidnapping's a success!
**[19:10] Guy**
Now, we'll be able to rustle up a
fat ransom and pay off our debt!
**[19:13] Nag**
Hey, you two idiots.
**[19:16] Nag**
You're polluting the air, so would
you do me a favor and stop breathing?
**[19:19] Nag**
You're destroying the environment.
**[19:21] Nag**
You have to take good care of Earth.
**[19:22] Guy**
Y-You damn brat!
**[19:24] Guy**
If you make us mad...
**[19:25] Nag**
I told you not to breathe, didn't I, baldy?!
**[19:29] Guy**
You keep that up and you're
seriously gonna get hurt!
**[19:33] Nag**
Stay away from me, pervert!
**[19:34] Nag**
Come any closer and I'm
calling for help, you fool!
**[19:38] Guy**
You're the fool, little girl!
**[19:40] Guy**
You think there's anyone who can
catch up to a car going this fast?!
**[19:43] Nag**
Sure there is!
**[19:44] Nag**
He said he would risk his
life to take me away!
**[19:46] Nag**
So if I call for him, he'll come!
**[19:48] Guy**
Then why don't you try calling
him right this minute?
**[19:54] Nag**
HAYATE!
**[20:04] Guys**
What?!
**[20:06] Nag**
Hayate...
**[20:17] Hay**
You scoundrels! Give that
girl back without a fuss!
**[20:22] Guy**
B-Bro!
**[20:23] Guy**
Shuddup! H-He suddenly jumped in front of me!
**[20:26] Nag**
How dare you two...!
**[20:30] Hay**
Would you please return that girl to me?
**[20:33] 2**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[20:37] Nag**
Hayate!
**[20:41] Cop**
Hey, shut up and walk.
**[20:41] Cop**
What the hell was that guy?
**[20:43] ---**
Come on.
**[20:44] Nag**
Hey, are you all right?
**[20:46] Hay**
Please don't worry. I work out.
**[20:49] Hay**
I'm really glad that you're all right.
**[20:52] Nag**
It seems I must thank you again.
**[20:54] Hay**
You don't have to thank me.
**[20:56] Hay**
I very nearly...
**[20:58] Nag**
Huh? What is it? No need to hold back.
**[21:00] ---**
Tell me whatever you want.
**[21:02] Hay**
Then, this time, could you
maybe find me... a new job...
**[21:07] Nag**
H-Hey!
**[21:08] Nag**
A-Are you really all right?!
**[21:11] Nag**
There's some kind of red
liquid coming out of you!
**[21:13] Hay**
This is nothing... Just a bit too
much to put on the airwaves...
**[21:16] ---**
These scrapes on my head,
abdomen, and four limbs...
**[21:19] Nag**
Hayate!
**[21:20] Nag**
Hey, Hayate!
**[21:23] Mar**
Nagi!
**[21:24] Nag**
Ah! Maria!
**[21:25] Nag**
Perfect timing! We need to treat him quickly!
**[21:27] Mar**
I did contact Mr. Klaus and
ask him to come pick us up...
**[21:31] Mar**
But this is...
**[21:33] Mar**
Where in the world did
you get that shabby coat?
**[21:36] Nag**
Uh, this is certainly a
pitifully cheaply-made coat,
**[21:39] Nag**
but it's a coat that my savior
was kind enough to give to me.
**[21:42] Nag**
I would disgrace the Sanzenin name
if I didn't wear it with care, right?
**[21:45] Mar**
Your... savior?
**[21:48] Nag**
That reminds me! We had yet to find
a replacement for Himegami, right?
**[21:51] Nag**
Let's make it him!
**[21:52] Mar**
Pardon?
**[21:53] Cop**
We'll transport the injured in this car!
**[21:56] Nag**
No need! Everything is taken care of!
**[22:01] Nag**
I promised that I would find him a new job.
**[22:04] Nag**
And I owe him.
**[22:05] Nag**
So I will make him Nagi
Sanzenin's new butler!
**[22:10] Nar**
*Yes, it was truly a fateful encounter.*
**[22:14] Nar**
*As of this night, the boy's fate
begins to change greatly, but...*
**[22:18] Nar**
*Check back with us for more details.*
**[22:20] Nar**
*We will continue to fight the broadcast
regulations again next time!*
**[22:26] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[22:26] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[22:32] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[22:32] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:36] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:36] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:42] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:42] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:47] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:47] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:52] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:52] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:57] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:57] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[23:03] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[23:03] ---**
Go by emptily
**[23:08] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[23:08] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[23:13] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[23:13] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[23:18] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[23:18] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[23:24] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[23:24] ---**
I sought it out
**[23:29] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[23:29] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:34] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:34] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:39] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:39] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:44] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:44] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:48] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:48] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[24:00] ---**
Preview
**[24:01] ---**
Hayate, you were looking
for live-in work, right?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:04] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[24:05] ---**
Then why don't you work as
my butler at this house?
**[24:07] ---**
B-But Hayate doesn't even
know what a butler does...
**[24:10] ---**
I'll do it! No matter what happens,
**[24:12] ---**
I, Hayate Ayasaki, will put my life
on the line and protect you, Miss!
**[24:15] ---**
What am I going to do with
these two clueless people?
**[24:18] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:19] ---**
"A New Beginning with
Nagi Sanzenin's Estate"!
**[24:22] ---**
So we finally meet again, sonny boy.
**[24:22] ---**
A New Beginning with
Nagi Sanzenin's Estate
**[24:24] ---**
Frankly, the next episode's
going to be funny-cool, too!
**[24:40] ---**
Please watch "Hayate the Combat
Butler" again next time.
# 2 - A New Beginning with Nagi Sanzenin's Estate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:09] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
*It was a Christmas present!*
**[00:12] ---**
*Hayate Ayasaki, a totally
unremarkable high school student,*
**[00:15] ---**
*found that his parents had very
considerately made arrangements*
**[00:19] ---**
*to have him taken in by some
"very generous people" folk!*
**[00:22] ---**
*However, he has a fateful
encounter in the park!*
**[00:28] ---**
I don't really get it, but you saved me.
**[00:34] ---**
You scoundrels! Give that
girl back without a fuss!
**[00:40] ---**
I will make him Nagi Sanzenin's new butler!
**[00:45] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:49] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:52] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[00:55] ---**
*who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.*
**[00:59] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:00] ---**
*This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:04] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:08] ---**
I will make him Nagi Sanzenin's new butler!
**[01:11] ---**
Why did you just repeat yourself?
**[01:14] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:14] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:21] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:21] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:28] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:28] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:31] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:31] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:35] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:35] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:40] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:40] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:44] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:44] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:49] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:49] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:52] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:52] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:59] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:59] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:05] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:05] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:08] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:08] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:11] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:11] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:18] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:18] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:24] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:24] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:45] ---**
A New Beginning with Nagi Sanzenin's Estate
**[02:54] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[02:56] ---**
Are you done already?
**[02:58] ---**
Are you done with your life already?
**[03:01] ---**
P-Please, Mr. Santa, you're
talking as if I'm dead...
**[03:05] ---**
You *did* die.
**[03:06] ---**
What?
**[03:07] ---**
You were a bright red spectacle,
which couldn't be shown on TV.
**[03:14] ---**
I see.
**[03:15] ---**
But if that's the case,
I guess I'm done then.
**[03:18] ---**
I don't have family who would mourn me anyway
**[03:21] ---**
and there's no home for
me to go back to, either.
**[03:23] ---**
Oh-ho...
**[03:25] ---**
Pretending like you're a tragic hero,
when you're a despicable kidnapper?
**[03:29] ---**
And while it may have
been in your imagination,
**[03:31] ---**
you hit me in the last episode, too.
**[03:34] ---**
Don't you forget.
**[03:35] ---**
It may have been a failed attempt,
**[03:37] ---**
but what you did was more than
enough to charge you as a criminal.
**[03:41] ---**
I-I apologize! I apologize! I
feel bad about it! I'm sorry!
**[03:45] ---**
I'm... sorry...
**[03:49] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[04:01] ---**
All this luxury... Gotta be
impossible in this world, right?
**[04:06] ---**
Which means, this has
to be Heaven, after all.
**[04:08] ---**
Or possibly, because I was poor...
**[04:10] ---**
Yes, it must be a vision,
a near-death experience,
**[04:13] ---**
created by my subconscious!
**[04:15] ---**
Thank you, Mr. Santa!
**[04:17] ---**
I'm going to enjoy this to the fullest!
**[04:19] ---**
*Our protagonist's a dumb guy. Sorry.*
**[04:22] ---**
Well, he certainly did
hit his head pretty hard,
**[04:26] ---**
but his life is not in any danger.
**[04:28] ---**
Likely, he works out on a regular basis.
**[04:32] ---**
Well, if anything else comes
up, please let me know.
**[04:37] ---**
Maria, I'm thinking of making that boy...
**[04:40] ---**
Making Hayate the replacement for Himegami.
**[04:43] ---**
What? Um, I'm not sure I follow...
**[04:45] ---**
Well, partially, because that's
what my savior requested, but...
**[04:49] ---**
How do I put this? That is..
**[04:51] ---**
He confessed having feelings
for me in the park.
**[04:53] ---**
Very passionately...
**[04:55] ---**
He said something about
wanting to take me away...
**[04:57] ---**
I-I see...
**[04:59] ---**
At any rate, call me right
away when Hayate wakes up.
**[05:02] ---**
I'm counting on you!
**[05:04] ---**
**What could be going on here?**
**[05:06] ---**
**This will require verification
on a number of counts...**
**[05:09] ---**
But before I do that...
**[05:11] ---**
Great Bath
**[05:13] ---**
Well, well! That's my dream for you!
**[05:16] ---**
This is luxury, the likes of which
I never even saw in my lifetime!
**[05:22] ---**
But if this is Heaven, dying isn't so bad.
**[05:26] ---**
Though, being all by myself
is a little lonely.
**[05:35] ---**
Th-The water's fine, isn't it?
**[05:37] ---**
R-Relaxing, isn't it?
**[05:39] ---**
**What's relaxing got to do with anything?**
**[05:41] ---**
**Is this really a dream?**
**[05:43] ---**
**Wh-What's that scarf girl doing here?**
**[05:46] ---**
Um...
**[05:47] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[05:48] ---**
You really must be physically tough...
**[05:51] ---**
Huh?
**[05:52] ---**
I mean, your life may not be in
danger, but to be taking a bath...
**[05:56] ---**
Normally, your wounds would reopen.
**[06:00] ---**
**The bath was dyed!**
**[06:02] ---**
**It was dyed by the bright red bath elixir**
**[06:04] ---**
**that burst forth from Hayate's body!**
**[06:06] ---**
Please get a hold of yourself!
Are you all right?!
**[06:13] ---**
Oh, a shooting star!
**[06:18] ---**
**Wait, no, no!**
**[06:20] ---**
**We're not even done with
half of the first part!**
**[06:23] ---**
**Here's a fan service scene as an apology!**
**[06:30] ---**
Are you awake, Hayate Ayasaki?
**[06:35] ---**
You were in the bath earlier...
**[06:36] ---**
*The whole time!*
**[06:37] ---**
You've been asleep the *whole* time
since you were brought here,
**[06:39] ---**
but are you all right?
**[06:41] ---**
I was asleep the *whole time*?
**[06:43] ---**
Of course! You were asleep the *whole time*!
**[06:45] ---**
I see.
**[06:47] ---**
Then I guess that really was a dream.
**[06:52] ---**
Oh, but... How did you know my name already?
**[06:56] ---**
Or rather, where am I?
**[06:58] ---**
Well...
**[07:01] ---**
This is the Sanzenin estate belonging
to Miss Nagi, whom you saved.
**[07:07] ---**
I... saved?
**[07:09] ---**
Th-That girl?!
**[07:11] ---**
And I am someone who looks after her.
**[07:14] ---**
My name is Maria.
**[07:16] ---**
And, I felt bad about it,
but I looked at this.
**[07:22] ---**
You seem to be in quite a terrible situation.
**[07:24] ---**
N-No, it's not that big a deal...
**[07:27] ---**
By the way, I'd like to
ask you about something.
**[07:31] ---**
That is... About the incident
concerning the Miss at the park...
**[07:34] ---**
**Sh-She knows?!**
**[07:36] ---**
You apparently said something
about taking her away?
**[07:39] ---**
Um, that is... I-I apologize!
**[07:42] ---**
I'll never think of kidnapping anyone again!
**[07:44] ---**
What?
**[07:45] ---**
Huh?
**[07:47] ---**
I see.
**[07:49] ---**
I understand the general
gist of your situation.
**[07:51] ---**
So um... I don't know how I
should make up for that...
**[07:55] ---**
Oh, but well, people do lie out
of necessity sometimes, so...
**[08:01] ---**
Ah! What's this? Awake already?
**[08:03] ---**
How are you feeling?
**[08:05] ---**
Y-Yes, I'm fine now.
**[08:07] ---**
Thank you very much for being so good to me.
**[08:10] ---**
But I'm sorry.
**[08:11] ---**
I asked for such a crazy
favor of you in the park.
**[08:14] ---**
**Out of a desire for 156,804,000
yen of ransom money.**
**[08:20] ---**
Well, it surprised me, but...
**[08:22] ---**
That is... I didn't find it unpleasant.
**[08:24] ---**
**It was her very first romantic
confession, after all.**
**[08:25] ---**
**Even though it's a misunderstanding.**
**[08:28] ---**
It's only that, we don't
know each other very well,
**[08:31] ---**
so I don't think it's good
to rush into things...
**[08:36] ---**
S-So I gave it some thought after that!
**[08:38] ---**
You were looking for live-in work, right?
**[08:41] ---**
What?
**[08:42] ---**
Then why don't you work as
my butler at this house?
**[08:45] ---**
**Wow...**
**[08:47] ---**
A butler?
**[08:48] ---**
Uh, um, Miss? Perhaps you
should make such offers...
**[08:51] ---**
...only *after* you have a good
grasp of his circumstances...
**[08:53] ---**
But we do need a replacement for Himegami.
**[08:56] ---**
Besides, Hayate is certifiably tough.
**[08:59] ---**
See, even after a car went
"wham!" and ran into him,
**[09:02] ---**
*he was still alive and kicking!*
**[09:03] ---**
**I-I tried to kidnap her, but
not only is she forgiving me,**
**[09:05] ---**
**she's even offering me live-in work?**
**[09:07] ---**
**What a... What a kindhearted little kid.**
**[09:11] ---**
**Thank you, Mr. Santa.**
**[09:13] ---**
**So this is the very first present
you've given me, isn't it?**
**[09:16] ---**
Uh, i-it's not really like that...
**[09:19] ---**
B-But Hayate doesn't even
know what a butler does...
**[09:22] ---**
I'll do it!
**[09:23] ---**
What?
**[09:23] ---**
Please leave it to me, Miss!
**[09:26] ---**
No matter what happens,
**[09:27] ---**
I, Hayate Ayasaki, will put my life
on the line and protect you, Miss!
**[09:30] ---**
Y-You fool! Do not say such embarrassing
things in front of Maria!
**[09:41] ---**
**Wh-What am I going to do with these
two clueless people? Honestly!**
**[09:47] ---**
What did you say? A new butler?
**[09:50] ---**
Certainly, as the head butler, I would
like a replacement for Himegami, but...
**[09:55] ---**
What kind of person is this
boy named Hayate Ayasaki?
**[09:59] ---**
Well, let me think...
**[10:02] ---**
He's the kind of boy who can ride a bicycle
**[10:05] ---**
and catch up to a car
careening along at 120 km/h
**[10:06] ---**
and then be perfectly fine when
he gets run over like trash.
**[10:10] ---**
Maria, what Gundam is this?
**[10:13] ---**
That's the kind of toughness
you see in giant robots.
**[10:15] ---**
No, Mr. Klaus, he's still technically human.
**[10:18] ---**
Besides, Gundams aren't giant
robots, they're mobi...
**[10:20] ---**
I-I see, so Gundams aren't giant robots.
**[10:24] ---**
I have been studying anime night and day
**[10:26] ---**
to be on the same wavelength
as the Miss, but...
**[10:29] ---**
It was but a youthful mistake.
**[10:31] ---**
You seem to have quite a good
grasp of the subject, though...
**[10:34] ---**
So, what about the matter concerning Hayate?
**[10:36] ---**
At any rate, such a person cannot
serve as a butler in this household.
**[10:40] ---**
Send him home.
**[10:42] ---**
But you see...
**[10:43] ---**
Please take care of it.
**[10:48] ---**
Wow!
**[10:52] ---**
How is the size?
**[10:53] ---**
Yes, it's perfect.
**[10:55] ---**
I'm glad to hear that.
**[10:57] ---**
It was worth my time to make the
alterations last night then.
**[10:59] ---**
What? You did this?
**[11:02] ---**
Then, shall we get to work?
**[11:04] ---**
Y-Yes!
**[11:06] ---**
Um, so... What will I be doing?
**[11:10] ---**
Hmm, let me think.
**[11:12] ---**
It's the end of the year,
**[11:14] ---**
so I suppose the first priority
is thorough cleaning.
**[11:16] ---**
**Mr. Klaus told me to send him away,**
**[11:19] ---**
**but that would be somewhat
heartless, wouldn't it...?**
**[11:23] ---**
**Cleaning, huh?**
**[11:24] ---**
**Even I can do that much.**
**[11:26] ---**
**If I get fired from this job,**
**[11:27] ---**
**I won't be able to pay
back the 156,804,000 yen.**
**[11:30] ---**
**Nor will I have a place to live.**
**[11:32] ---**
**That's right. My new life is
going to begin, here, today!**
**[11:36] ---**
**Yes, as a butler of the Sanzenin household.**
**[11:39] ---**
Don't steal other people's lines.
**[11:41] ---**
Commercial break.
**[11:46] ---**
I love you.
(Suki)
**[11:51] ---**
I hate you.
(Kirai*)
**[11:53] ---**
**That's right. My new life is
going to begin, here, today!**
**[11:57] ---**
**As a butler of the Sanzenin household!**
**[11:59] ---**
**I got to say it myself this time!**
**[12:03] ---**
Oh, Nagi, good morning.
**[12:06] ---**
Ah, you two. Morning.
**[12:09] ---**
Please take a look, Miss!
**[12:10] ---**
Maria made alterations to this outfit for me!
**[12:16] ---**
Well, see that you work hard.
**[12:19] ---**
I-I feel like she suddenly
became cold towards me...
**[12:22] ---**
Oh, I don't know. If anything,
I feel like she's too fired up.
**[12:27] ---**
Well, whatever the case,
**[12:28] ---**
I will regain the Miss's trust with my work!
**[12:31] ---**
What? Uh, um...
**[12:34] ---**
Look at that enthusiasm.
**[12:35] ---**
I was told to send him away, but...
**[12:37] ---**
And how should I clear up the
misunderstanding with Nagi?
**[12:44] ---**
My attitude earlier wasn't good.
**[12:46] ---**
That was just too petty of me.
**[12:50] ---**
If only I could do needlework like Maria!
**[12:54] ---**
What do you think, Hayate?
**[12:56] ---**
It's incredible, Miss!
**[12:58] ---**
Hayate...
**[12:59] ---**
Miss...
**[13:04] ---**
Miss.
**[13:06] ---**
Miss!
**[13:08] ---**
Ah, Maria. Where's Hayate?
**[13:10] ---**
He's helping out with the cleaning.
**[13:13] ---**
He is brimming with enthusiasm.
**[13:16] ---**
I-I see.
**[13:17] ---**
He is apparently going to
work hard to gain your trust.
**[13:21] ---**
If you have something on your mind,
**[13:22] ---**
perhaps you should speak with him in person.
**[13:25] ---**
Y-You're right!
**[13:26] ---**
It's important to start by talking
to each other a lot, right?!
**[13:29] ---**
Yes.
**[13:31] ---**
I'm going to go see Hayate for a bit!
**[13:34] ---**
Go and gently clear up
the misunderstanding now!
**[13:39] ---**
Maria, I'd like you to check my work.
**[13:44] ---**
Oh... Is something the matter?
**[13:46] ---**
No, just thinking that you two
are thoroughly out of synch.
**[13:54] ---**
Somehow...
**[13:56] ---**
...everything looks really clean.
**[13:58] ---**
Does it? Thank you very much.
**[14:03] ---**
Very meticulous, even down
to the small details...
**[14:06] ---**
What's this?
**[14:07] ---**
Oh, that knob was made of silver, so
I polished it with a silver duster.
**[14:13] ---**
For this bronze bust, I got the
grime off with a brass brush,
**[14:16] ---**
then washed it with a mild neutral detergent.
**[14:18] ---**
After getting rid of the moisture,
I applied a finishing coat of wax.
**[14:20] ---**
The carpeting was woolen kilim,
**[14:23] ---**
so instead of hot water, I added
some shampoo to cold water and...
**[14:26] ---**
Wait, um, did I do something wrong?
**[14:28] ---**
No, I'm honestly surprised.
**[14:31] ---**
Or rather, I'm impressed.
**[14:33] ---**
Well, I've been lying about
my age since I was 8,
**[14:36] ---**
working part-time cleaning jobs
to pay for my parents' booze bill.
**[14:39] ---**
So cleaning is actually a specialty of mine!
**[14:47] ---**
**Mr. Klaus, I'm sorry.**
**[14:49] ---**
**There is no reason we
should send Hayate away.**
**[14:52] ---**
**In a way, it seems Nagi's judgment
of his character was right.**
**[14:56] ---**
But this estate sure is huge!
**[14:59] ---**
I wonder how many rooms there are to clean.
**[15:03] ---**
Study
**[15:05] ---**
The study?
**[15:09] ---**
Oh? This room feels pretty lived in.
**[15:16] ---**
Notebook
Nagi
**[15:17] ---**
What's this?
**[15:18] ---**
The Miss's school notebook, maybe?
**[15:23] ---**
Wha?!
**[15:24] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[15:28] ---**
A picture diary?
**[15:29] ---**
*It's a manga.*
**[15:30] ---**
N-No, no, I mustn't look
at anything so private.
**[15:33] ---**
Hey!
**[15:35] ---**
What are you looking at in
my room without permission?!
**[15:38] ---**
M-Miss! No, th-this is... well...
**[15:42] ---**
Th-That is my...
**[15:43] ---**
P-Please don't worry! I hardly read
any of it! Hardly any of your...
**[15:46] ---**
...picture diary!
**[15:49] ---**
Pi... Pi... Picture diary?!
**[15:51] ---**
You idiot!
**[15:53] ---**
What? Miss?
**[15:55] ---**
Shut up! See if I care about you ever again!
**[15:58] ---**
You don't even know what I'm feeling!
Hayate, you idiot! Idiot, idiot, idiot!
**[16:01] ---**
Miss...
**[16:03] ---**
Just get out!
**[16:08] ---**
Rear
**[16:08] ---**
Rear
**[16:12] ---**
Farewell, my tranquil life.
**[16:14] ---**
It was short-lived, but thank you.
**[16:16] ---**
Rear
**[16:16] ---**
Rear
**[16:16] ---**
Sanzenin
**[16:22] ---**
So we finally meet again...
**[16:25] ---**
...sonny boy.
**[16:26] ---**
Oh, hello there...
**[16:35] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[16:39] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[16:40] ---**
Huh? About what?
**[16:42] ---**
Hayate has really left...
**[16:44] ---**
In a black pumpkin carriage...
**[16:46] ---**
Huh?
**[16:51] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:54] ---**
The End
**[16:55] ---**
H-Hey! The second half
isn't over yet, either!
**[16:59] ---**
**Indeed.**
**[17:01] ---**
Are you all right with leaving it like this?
**[17:03] ---**
I-I only told him to get out of my room.
**[17:06] ---**
I never thought he would leave the estate...
**[17:08] ---**
It's because you don't put
away your precious possessions
**[17:11] ---**
that things like this happen.
**[17:13] ---**
It cannot be helped.
**[17:15] ---**
Let us just forget about Hayate.
**[17:18] ---**
If you are through with him, Miss,
**[17:20] ---**
there's no longer any
reason to keep him here.
**[17:22] ---**
That's... well...
**[17:24] ---**
If you've grown to hate Hayate, maybe
this is actually for the better.
**[17:28] ---**
No, I mean, it's not like I hate him...
**[17:30] ---**
It's not?
**[17:31] ---**
Well, regardless, Hayate saved my life.
**[17:34] ---**
Forsaking one's savior...
**[17:36] ---**
...is something I can never do as
a member of the Sanzenin family.
**[17:44] ---**
Um, Mr. Very Generous People,
sirs, just where are we?
**[17:49] ---**
The emigration desk.
**[17:49] ---**
Wharf Warehouse
**[17:51] ---**
Huh?
**[17:52] ---**
Oh, I'm so happy! I've got unpaid
volunteer work to look forward to!
**[17:56] ---**
I'm never coming back to Japan again!
**[17:58] ---**
Rather, we won't be *able* to come back.
**[18:00] ---**
*Wh-What should I do?! At this
rate, my fate will be...*
**[18:03] ---**
Man
**[18:04] ---**
**First, off on a cruise with
everyone else on a luxury liner!**
**[18:09] ---**
**But during our voyage, we'll
be attacked by pirates,**
**[18:12] ---**
**and for some reason, I'll
be recruited to join them!**
**[18:14] ---**
**After becoming a wanted man,**
**[18:15] ---**
**I'll ultimately be cornered by sea monkeys,**
**[18:17] ---**
**my dreams of becoming the
Pirate King will end in vain,**
**[18:19] ---**
**and I'll end up dying in
the grand cross-shaped sea!**
**[18:22] ---**
Um, I just remembered something I have to do.
**[18:25] ---**
Eh?
**[18:27] ---**
L-Let go!
**[18:28] ---**
Don't you worry.
**[18:30] ---**
We've got a luxury liner all lined up, too.
**[18:36] ---**
S-Someone, help!
**[18:44] ---**
Bro!
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[18:48] ---**
That hurts!
**[18:49] ---**
*Bro, a-anything but blood!*
**[18:49] ---**
Want me to save you?
**[18:50] ---**
*Please hang in there!*
**[18:51] ---**
That voice... Could it be...?
**[18:51] ---**
*We can't put this on TV!*
**[18:57] ---**
Miss...
**[18:58] ---**
WRONG!
**[18:59] ---**
My name is Na...
**[18:59] ---**
Can't show you!
**[19:01] ---**
Uh, no, wrong. Um... Masked... Mask...
**[19:03] ---**
Right! Mask the Money!
**[19:05] ---**
I came here at the request
of some girl named Nagi.
**[19:08] ---**
R-Right...
**[19:10] ---**
So I have a message for you from her.
**[19:12] ---**
Well, she said, "S-Sorry for
yelling at you earlier."
**[19:16] ---**
And that was, um...
**[19:18] ---**
Hayate, she wanted you to know that!
**[19:24] ---**
A-Also, the contents of
the notebook you saw...
**[19:27] ---**
...is something she considers a masterpiece,
**[19:28] ---**
a manga called "End of the Century
Legend – Magical Destroy" and...
**[19:32] ---**
I-It is by no means a picture diary!
**[19:34] ---**
Y-Yes, I understand.
**[19:36] ---**
Um, Mask the Money.
**[19:39] ---**
Good! If you understand,
**[19:41] ---**
then please continue
working as a butler there.
**[19:43] ---**
That will make her happy, too... I think.
**[19:48] ---**
I will.
**[19:48] ---**
There's no way that's gonna happen.
**[19:51] ---**
This guy's got a 156,804,000 yen
debt that his parents left him!
**[19:56] ---**
He's got to pay it all back.
**[19:58] ---**
Are you referring to this?
**[20:00] ---**
What of this scrap of paper?
**[20:02] ---**
I told you to shut up! Didn't
you hear me, you baldy?!
**[20:05] ---**
You damn brat...
**[20:14] ---**
D-Don't you lay a single finger on her!
**[20:19] ---**
You sound so high and mighty.
**[20:20] ---**
Then let's see you repay the
156,804,000 yen in full this minute!
**[20:25] ---**
I'll do that.
**[20:28] ---**
Repaid in full.
**[20:35] ---**
No way!
**[20:36] ---**
Is that all real...?
**[20:38] ---**
Of course, you fool!
**[20:39] ---**
We don't have a problem anymore, do we?
**[20:48] ---**
Bro.
**[20:49] ---**
All right, we're out of here.
**[20:53] ---**
Now, you just have to
get him to pay *you* back.
**[21:01] ---**
Mask the Money.
**[21:04] ---**
When you see the Miss, please let her know.
**[21:06] ---**
That I will work to repay her, without fail.
**[21:08] ---**
And also, that I look forward
to continue being her butler.
**[21:13] ---**
But she meant that money
as a free gift to you.
**[21:16] ---**
I-I couldn't possibly! I'd feel bad
if I don't work to pay her back!
**[21:20] ---**
Especially when she came to my
rescue in a silly mask like that.
**[21:23] ---**
*Needless to say, the girl
thought it looked cool!*
**[21:26] ---**
So, that money...
**[21:27] ---**
You will work to pay it back!
**[21:30] ---**
Debts really should be kept clear
or it won't be good for justice!
**[21:34] ---**
So you work like a pack horse
**[21:37] ---**
and repay every last yen to
your lender, Nagi Sanzenin!
**[21:41] ---**
Uh, yes, of course.
**[21:43] ---**
I am never... NEVER letting you
off the hook for a single yen!
**[21:47] ---**
Humph!
**[21:50] ---**
Your mask's fallen off, Mask the Money!
**[21:53] ---**
*Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!*
**[21:54] ---**
They appear to have begun fighting.
**[21:56] ---**
*D-D-D-Do not look at me!*
**[21:57] ---**
*Oh, r-right.*
**[21:57] ---**
I think that's all right, though.
**[21:58] ---**
*Don't look yet!*
**[21:58] ---**
*I understand.*
**[22:00] ---**
They're like brother and sister.
**[22:00] ---**
*Do you really understand?!*
**[22:01] ---**
*You really haven't looked, right?!*
**[22:02] ---**
*Don't look!*
**[22:03] ---**
*I apologize!*
**[22:07] ---**
It's snowing.
**[22:09] ---**
**And thus, their Christmas came to an end.**
**[22:13] ---**
**However, spring is still far away.**
**[22:15] ---**
**One crisis after another.**
**[22:16] ---**
**In the next episode,**
**[22:19] ---**
**he'll be fighting the show's animal mascot,**
**[22:21] ---**
**as well as a 21st century
household appliance.**
**[22:27] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[22:27] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[22:33] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[22:33] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:38] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:38] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:43] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:43] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:48] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:48] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:54] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:54] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:58] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:58] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[23:04] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[23:04] ---**
Go by emptily
**[23:09] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[23:09] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[23:15] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[23:15] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[23:20] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[23:20] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[23:25] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[23:25] ---**
I sought it out
**[23:30] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[23:30] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:35] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:35] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:40] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:40] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:45] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:45] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:50] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:50] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[24:01] ---**
Preview
**[24:02] ---**
Such a poor-looking boy,
**[24:04] ---**
who seems unlikely to ever
have any luck with money!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:07] ---**
I am absolutely against
hiring him as a butler!
**[24:09] ---**
What did you say?!
**[24:09] ---**
If you have a problem with Hayate's
strength or qualifications,
**[24:13] ---**
why not give him an evaluation test?
**[24:15] ---**
An evaluation test?
**[24:17] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:19] ---**
"The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that
Shouted or Maybe Didn't Shout Love..."
**[24:22] ---**
"...at the Heart of the World".
**[24:23] ---**
The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that Shouted
or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World
**[24:23] ---**
It'll be fine! Knowing you,
Hayate, you'll manage somehow!
**[24:26] ---**
The Red Lion's gonna roar!
**[24:41] ---**
Please watch "Hayate the Combat
Butler" again next time.
# 3 - The Beast, the Robot and the Butler that Shouted or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:09] ---**
That's right.
**[00:11] ---**
I'm Nagi Sanzenin, 13 years old.
**[00:15] ---**
A Sagittarius with blood type AB.
**[00:17] ---**
My birthstone is turquoise.
**[00:19] ---**
It's awful! It's awful!
**[00:21] ---**
Maria, my precious butler's been
kidnapped by some bad guys!
**[00:25] ---**
Waaah!
**[00:27] ---**
All right, since it's come to this,
I'll transform into Mask the Money
**[00:30] ---**
and I'll smack the bad guys with 150
million yen, duralumin case and all!
**[00:34] ---**
I'm the warrior of love,
courage, money, power...
**[00:37] ---**
...and also of friendship,
hard work, and victory!
**[00:41] ---**
In the name of money, Mask
the Money will punish you!
**[00:46] ---**
It will take approximately 40
years to pay that back in full.
**[00:50] ---**
Well, given how much it is...
**[00:52] ---**
That's what happens when you work
out a reasonable repayment plan.
**[00:55] ---**
No interest, no collateral, and
repayment contingent on your success.
**[00:57] ---**
No financial institution would
loan you 150 million like that.
**[01:00] ---**
You should be grateful. There's
no reason to resent me.
**[01:03] ---**
P-Please don't worry. I *am* grateful.
**[01:07] ---**
Your smile is twitching.
**[01:09] ---**
**Hayate found himself trembling anew
at the overwhelming amount he owed.**
**[01:14] ---**
**Looks like spring is still a long way away.**
**[01:17] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:21] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:24] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:27] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:31] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:32] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:36] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:41] ---**
Looks like spring is still a long way away.
**[01:46] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:46] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:53] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:53] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:00] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:00] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:03] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:03] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:07] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:07] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:12] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:12] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:16] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:16] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:21] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:21] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:24] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:24] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:31] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:31] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:37] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:37] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:40] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:40] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:43] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:43] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:50] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:50] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:56] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:56] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:17] ---**
The Beast, the Robot, and the Butler that Shouted
or Maybe Didn't Shout Love at the Heart of the World
**[03:21] ---**
What? There are only 3 people
living on this estate?
**[03:24] ---**
Yes. Even among our secondary residences,
this one is particularly small,
**[03:28] ---**
so we don't need that many servants.
**[03:30] ---**
I see, so this place is small...
**[03:34] ---**
But when there are so few people,
it makes me feel even more tense.
**[03:38] ---**
How so?
**[03:39] ---**
Because, I'm going to be
living here, too, right?
**[03:42] ---**
No matter how vast this place is,
**[03:44] ---**
the situation of being under
one roof with a cute girl is...
**[03:48] ---**
Y-You idiot, don't say it like that!
**[03:51] ---**
We may be under one roof, but...
**[03:53] ---**
I mean, it's not as if we're
sleeping in the same room.
**[03:56] ---**
Well... But still, the
thought makes my heart race.
**[04:00] ---**
**Makes his heart race?**
**[04:02] ---**
You know, living together with
a pretty girl like Maria.
**[04:06] ---**
What do you mean by that?
**[04:09] ---**
I'm warning you,
**[04:10] ---**
if you ever lay a hand on Maria,
I'll do far more than just kill you.
**[04:13] ---**
Uh... What?
**[04:14] ---**
I'll use all 48 killer techniques
and 52 submission holds on you
**[04:19] ---**
and I'll turn you into mince
meat with the roller from hell!
**[04:21] ---**
What?
**[04:22] ---**
Uh, um, what do you mean
by "lay a hand" on her?
**[04:27] ---**
**Thus, with the end of
the year coming up fast,**
**[04:30] ---**
**my new life began.**
**[04:36] ---**
I guess it's already New Year's Eve.
**[04:38] ---**
This year sure was a terrible year.
**[04:42] ---**
**My home was utterly cleaned out,**
**[04:43] ---**
Eviction Notice
**[04:44] ---**
**not even the table was spared.**
**[04:46] ---**
**And I couldn't muster the urge to
find my parents, who ran out on me,**
**[04:47] ---**
To Hayate
A Christmas Present For You
**[04:50] ---**
**so I accepted the Miss's kindness**
**[04:52] ---**
**and decided to work as a butler
at this Sanzenin estate.**
**[04:56] ---**
The amount I owe is definitely huge,
**[04:58] ---**
but I'm just going to work
hard, so I don't get fired!
**[05:01] ---**
So, Maria, I have a question...
**[05:04] ---**
What should I do?
**[05:06] ---**
I still don't have a clear
picture of what my job is.
**[05:09] ---**
Let me think...
**[05:10] ---**
In a word...
**[05:12] ---**
I suppose you're Nagi's pet.
**[05:14] ---**
I-I'm her pet?
**[05:16] ---**
That was a little joke.
**[05:18] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:20] ---**
I'm sure you'll gradually come
to understand what your job is,
**[05:24] ---**
so for the time being, would
you please go wake up Nagi?
**[05:27] ---**
C-Certainly.
***SIGN*** Let's keep things neat and tidy. Floor Layout (2nd Floor)
**[05:30] ---**
Let's see. Study, piano room, homework
room, reading room, wardrobe room,
**[05:35] ---**
plus a PlayStation room, a Dreamcast
room, and an N64 room...
**[05:38] ---**
Is there any point in keeping these separate?
**[05:42] ---**
This must be it.
**[05:47] ---**
Good morning, Miss.
**[05:50] ---**
It's morning!
**[05:51] ---**
If you don't get up soon, your
wonderful breakfast will get cold...
**[05:57] ---**
**Calm down. Calm down, Hayate.**
**[06:00] ---**
**It's impossible. It must be a 1:1 scale
model made by Kaiyodo or something.**
**[06:06] ---**
**No, it's got to be Sony!**
**[06:07] ---**
**It must be Sony's new model of
the AIBO or the PlayStation 5!**
**[06:10] ---**
**Man, Sony's world renowned
technology sure is amazing!**
**[06:15] ---**
Oh? Hayate?
**[06:18] ---**
You came to wake me up? Thank you.
**[06:21] ---**
By the way, why are you just standing there?
**[06:23] ---**
N-Nothing, just that, behind you...
**[06:27] ---**
Oh, no wonder it was hot. So you
were sleeping with me, Tama.
**[06:32] ---**
**Tama?! He's enormous and
you treat him like a cat?!**
**[06:35] ---**
Come on, Tama, wake up.
**[06:36] ---**
If you don't wake up soon,
your breakfast will be gone.
**[06:39] ---**
**Oh, don't! Such behavior will result
in you becoming his breakfast!**
**[06:42] ---**
M-Miss, wait...
**[06:46] ---**
No, you idiot!
**[06:48] ---**
I just woke up! Don't stare at me so much!
**[06:50] ---**
**That's not it! That might be what
our older audience is doing,**
**[06:53] ---**
**but that's not the issue right now!**
**[06:56] ---**
You seem awfully shocked by Tama.
**[06:59] ---**
Pitiful! Really! You are truly
pitiful, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[07:04] ---**
Where the hell did you come from?!
**[07:08] ---**
Uh, um, who is he?
**[07:10] ---**
Oh, right, you still hadn't met...
**[07:13] ---**
My name is Klaus.
**[07:15] ---**
I am the head butler of
the Sanzenin household.
**[07:17] ---**
Head butler? In other
words, you're my superior?
**[07:22] ---**
Wait, now's not the time!
**[07:23] ---**
Miss, you're in danger!
**[07:26] ---**
In danger?
**[07:27] ---**
What are you saying? It's one measly cat.
**[07:29] ---**
No, no, that's...
**[07:31] ---**
**A tiger. It's a tiger.**
**[07:32] ---**
Oh, you!
**[07:33] ---**
That was my chance to make a pointed
comment after keeping quiet until now!
**[07:37] ---**
Listen well, boy.
**[07:38] ---**
If the Miss says that it
is a cat, it is a cat.
**[07:41] ---**
This is Tama, whose zoological
name is Whitetigerneko!
**[07:44] ---**
Wait, you just said it was a tiger!
**[07:46] ---**
A gigantic, vicious-looking beast
like this needs to be caged quickly!
**[07:54] ---**
It looks like that long-winded
remark has offended Tama.
**[07:58] ---**
What?
**[07:59] ---**
I'll warn you now.
**[08:00] ---**
Tama is a stupid cat, who is only
friendly towards the Miss and Maria!
**[08:04] ---**
Anyone who offends this idiot
becomes his victim immediately!
**[08:09] ---**
Doesn't that mean that he isn't
friendly towards you, either?
**[08:12] ---**
Oh...
**[08:15] ---**
Th-That's not true... Right, Tama?
**[08:26] ---**
Hey, Tama, enough with the rampage.
**[08:33] ---**
Honestly! What a huge commotion
first thing in the morning.
**[08:36] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss. You saved me.
**[08:39] ---**
Tama, as a cat of the Sanzenin family,
you should keep this in mind.
**[08:43] ---**
If you're going to play...
**[08:46] ---**
...take it outside!
**[08:50] ---**
Wh-Why you! Don't get too carried away!
**[08:53] ---**
Cyclamen
**[08:56] ---**
Don't think this is my first
time fighting a savage beast.
**[08:59] ---**
I may not look it,
**[09:01] ---**
but my parents once told me,
"We'll give you meat to eat,"
**[09:03] ---**
so I ended up breaking into a safari park
**[09:05] ---**
and stealing meat from the
lions on a regular basis!
**[09:08] ---**
That's my Hayate for you!
**[09:10] ---**
It looks like he can play
with Tama as an equal, too!
**[09:12] ---**
We shall see about that.
**[09:14] ---**
Think of how many butler candidates
have fallen in defeat before Tama...
**[09:18] ---**
Hayate will be able to
win, even against Tama!
**[09:20] ---**
Then, if he cannot, I shall
consider him a failure as a butler
**[09:23] ---**
and have him leave.
**[09:25] ---**
That's fine! You can fire
him or do whatever you want!
**[09:28] ---**
WHAT?!
**[09:29] ---**
**If I can't win barehanded against
a tiger, I'll be out of work?**
**[09:32] ---**
**In the safari park, all I did
was basically run away...**
**[09:35] ---**
Hayate!
**[09:36] ---**
Go for it!
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, well. I should've died on
that Christmas Day anyway...
**[09:44] ---**
I have to try my best, so
I don't disappoint her!
**[09:48] ---**
Here I come!
**[09:55] ---**
Pardon, Miss.
**[09:57] ---**
Something has been bothering
me for a while now, but...
**[10:00] ---**
The area that they are fighting in...
**[10:06] ---**
Now, then...
**[10:11] ---**
I hope the cyclamens are
flowering beautifully.
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[10:15] ---**
I give up, I give up! I give up, Tama!
**[10:17] ---**
Or rather, there's no way a person
can win barehanded against a tiger!
**[10:20] ---**
At least, give me a
psychogun or a prog knife!
**[10:23] ---**
Can't show you!
**[10:23] ---**
Give me a knife!
**[10:25] ---**
Tama.
**[10:27] ---**
What are you doing?
**[10:31] ---**
M-Maria...
**[10:33] ---**
Honestly!
**[10:34] ---**
I put great care into
raising the flowers here,
**[10:37] ---**
so I have repeatedly told
you not to play in here...
**[10:40] ---**
Cycla men
**[10:43] ---**
Did you do this?
**[10:46] ---**
Uh, um...
**[10:48] ---**
Or were you egged on by the two upstairs,
**[10:50] ---**
saying if Hayate couldn't win against Tama,
**[10:52] ---**
he would be fired because he's
not qualified as a butler?
**[10:54] ---**
Busted!
**[10:57] ---**
I will get to you once I finish
treating Hayate's wounds,
**[11:01] ---**
so would you mind waiting a
little while for breakfast?
**[11:03] ---**
Y-Yessir.
**[11:05] ---**
Sure...
**[11:08] ---**
I'm so sorry.
**[11:09] ---**
I'll have a stern word with those two later.
**[11:12] ---**
N-No, not at all.
**[11:14] ---**
But why in the world does
she have a pet tiger?
**[11:17] ---**
A lot happened and he has nowhere else to go.
**[11:20] ---**
Uh, but there are lots
of places, like zoos...
**[11:23] ---**
Yes, well...
**[11:24] ---**
I'm embarrassed to say, the truth is...
**[11:30] ---**
Nagi took him in when he became
separated from his parents in Africa
**[11:33] ---**
and after that, Tama was literally
pampered like a kitten...
**[11:37] ---**
Matsuzaka beef, top quality fatty
tuna, massages 3 times a week...
**[11:41] ---**
He became so used to luxuries,
it would put humans to shame.
**[11:44] ---**
So never mind the wild, he couldn't
even handle life at a zoo.
**[11:49] ---**
But he will never harm Nagi
**[11:52] ---**
and he would surely risk
his life to fight for Nagi.
**[11:56] ---**
He has a very good understanding about that.
**[11:59] ---**
He knows what would've happened
if he hadn't met Nagi.
**[12:03] ---**
If he hadn't met her...
**[12:09] ---**
I see. So I guess you're the same as me.
**[12:16] ---**
Don't lump me together with a loser like you!
**[12:20] ---**
Moron!
**[12:22] ---**
Sheesh! Looking so damn poor!
**[12:25] ---**
Go get run over by a Mars rover and die!
**[12:27] ---**
Fool!
**[12:30] ---**
Also, don't tell the Miss and
the others than I can talk.
**[12:36] ---**
I-I see.
**[12:37] ---**
Pets belonging to rich folks can talk...
**[12:40] ---**
**Having grown up surrounded with love,**
**[12:42] ---**
**Tama apparently picked up human
speech somewhere along the way.**
**[12:45] ---**
**But other than Hayate, no
one else knows of this fact.**
**[12:52] ---**
Devil's tongue noodles.
(Itokonnyaku)
**[12:57] ---**
Scoundrel!
(Kusemono)
**[13:00] ---**
At any rate, I am against
making this person a butler!
**[13:03] ---**
I see.
**[13:06] ---**
Is this the mustache that's
making these lame jokes?!
**[13:08] ---**
That hurts! My mustache!
**[13:09] ---**
Is this the mustache, Klaus?!
**[13:11] ---**
That mustache is my pride and joy!
**[13:12] ---**
I decided to hire him in
thanks for saving my life.
**[13:17] ---**
I believe I promised to select
Himegami's replacement.
**[13:20] ---**
There is something messed up about hiring
a poor-looking boy in the first place!
**[13:25] ---**
Y-Yes, his face may have the
look of poverty about him,
**[13:29] ---**
but it can have a calming effect!
**[13:32] ---**
Hayate is the soothing type!
**[13:33] ---**
If you wish to be soothed that much,
you should get a hamster or something!
**[13:38] ---**
Too bad! A hamster's too soothing!
**[13:40] ---**
Hayate's look of poverty is
actually just about right!
**[13:43] ---**
This boy looks like he'll never
have money luck in his life!
**[13:46] ---**
Hiring him will only bring
misfortune to those around him!
**[13:49] ---**
Um, they both do mean well...
**[13:52] ---**
I know...
**[13:54] ---**
There's no knowing when you
might become the target
**[13:57] ---**
of another kidnapping like the other day.
**[13:59] ---**
Without the strength to protect his
mistress, even at the cost of his life,
**[14:01] ---**
we cannot hire him!
**[14:03] ---**
*Protect my mistress, even
at the cost of my life...?*
**[14:06] ---**
Strength, is it? Then there's no problem.
**[14:09] ---**
Pardon?
**[14:10] ---**
Certainly, Hayate's body is uncommonly tough.
**[14:13] ---**
After all, he was able to handle Tama.
**[14:16] ---**
That's not all.
**[14:18] ---**
I'll have you know, with
every transformation,
**[14:19] ---**
Hayate's combat abilities will
increase by leaps and bounds.
**[14:22] ---**
And Hayate still has two stages
of transformation left.
**[14:25] ---**
You understand what this means?
**[14:27] ---**
What?! I have no such functionality!
**[14:30] ---**
What?! You don't?!
**[14:31] ---**
Really?!
**[14:33] ---**
I'm not Frieza. Looking so
troubled isn't going to help...
**[14:37] ---**
If you have a problem with Hayate's
strength or qualifications,
**[14:41] ---**
why not give him an evaluation test?
**[14:43] ---**
Evaluation test?!
**[14:45] ---**
Yes, if he is truly capable
of protecting the Miss,
**[14:48] ---**
he should even be able to swim across
a pool of boiling hot coal tar.
**[14:52] ---**
What?!
**[14:53] ---**
Hmm, a butler should definitely be fine,
**[14:56] ---**
even if he's dropped from
a height of 2000 meters.
**[14:58] ---**
Um, hello?
**[15:00] ---**
All right, we accept your challenge!
**[15:02] ---**
Wait! Um, what about what I think?
**[15:05] ---**
Then please wait a moment.
**[15:07] ---**
I shall have the test prepared right away.
**[15:09] ---**
Yes! Bring it on! Do you worst!
**[15:12] ---**
Augh...
**[15:13] ---**
Or rather, I don't know
what I'm being tested on,
**[15:16] ---**
but is it going to be okay?
**[15:17] ---**
In more ways than one...
**[15:18] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[15:19] ---**
What?
**[15:20] ---**
Knowing you, you'll be
able to manage somehow.
**[15:24] ---**
Cyclamen
**[15:27] ---**
Um, Maria, could it be the Miss
has high expectations of me?
**[15:32] ---**
High... expectations?
**[15:34] ---**
She tends to be extremely
shy around strangers
**[15:37] ---**
and she doesn't openly show
her emotions very much...
**[15:39] ---**
What?
**[15:40] ---**
In particular, she's been smiling
less after Himegami left.
**[15:45] ---**
So it's been a while since
she was that energetic.
**[15:50] ---**
The fact that you saved her
must have really delighted her.
**[15:54] ---**
**Part of me is definitely
doing it for the money,**
**[15:59] ---**
**but if she's putting her faith in me...**
**[16:04] ---**
**I decided that I wanted to
live up to her expectations.**
**[16:10] ---**
Now, then, are you prepared for this?
**[16:12] ---**
This is the test that will
evaluate how qualified you are!
**[16:16] ---**
This is...!
**[16:21] ---**
Um, what is this?
**[16:22] ---**
Currently being developed by a company
controlled by the Sanzenin family,
**[16:26] ---**
this is the caregiver robot "Eight"!
**[16:27] ---**
I have been waiting for
you, Mr. Hayate Ayasaki.
**[16:31] ---**
Don't tell me you expect
me to fight this thing...?
**[16:34] ---**
Don't be so crass.
**[16:36] ---**
He is a caregiver robot.
**[16:37] ---**
In other words, the ultimate
butler, born to serve his master!
**[16:41] ---**
You will use these various
items from daily life
**[16:44] ---**
and you and Eight will compete to
see who is the superior butler.
**[16:47] ---**
Wait. Miss?
**[16:49] ---**
I don't know... This is
an awfully ugly robot.
**[16:53] ---**
Grr!
**[16:54] ---**
Please!
**[16:55] ---**
This is technically the world's
most cutting-edge caregiver robot!
**[16:58] ---**
Most cutting-edge?! This thing?!
**[17:00] ---**
If an ugly robot like this
was taking care of you,
**[17:02] ---**
wouldn't you actually want to die?
**[17:04] ---**
Please!
**[17:05] ---**
Well, at any rate,
**[17:06] ---**
this robot doesn't seem capable
of combining or transforming.
**[17:09] ---**
There's no way Hayate would lose. Right?
**[17:12] ---**
W-Well...
**[17:13] ---**
I-If you want to see combining
or transforming that badly...
**[17:17] ---**
...how about I transform you?!
**[17:23] ---**
Damn! I missed.
**[17:27] ---**
My, my, what a terribly
short-tempered cutting-edge robot.
**[17:32] ---**
Wait, this is no time for that!
Please hurry up and shut it down!
**[17:37] ---**
Once my ardent pathos is set
in motion, no one can stop me!
**[17:41] ---**
You shut up!
**[17:42] ---**
Mr. Klaus?
**[17:43] ---**
Um, as I recall, to stop it,
you have to open the back panel
**[17:47] ---**
and enter the password 1-1-9-2...
**[17:49] ---**
Hayate, it'll apparently
stop if you just break it!
**[17:52] ---**
H-Hey!
**[17:53] ---**
So this is going in that
direction, after all.
**[17:56] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:00] ---**
**That's right! I have to protect the Miss!**
**[18:02] ---**
**For I'm... I'm to be her butler!**
**[18:10] ---**
I am going to fight in earnest!
**[18:12] ---**
Miss, please step over there.
**[18:21] ---**
What?! Is this guy really for caregiving?!
**[18:24] ---**
Fire!
**[18:29] ---**
It must be a feature necessary
for women living alone...
**[18:34] ---**
You know, stalkers seem to be a big problem.
**[18:36] ---**
That sounds absurdly fishy.
**[18:41] ---**
Kid, don't think you can keep
running away from me forever!
**[18:45] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:51] ---**
That's the water pipe!
**[18:53] ---**
I see! Machines are weak against water!
**[18:55] ---**
I wonder who's going to clean up this mess...
**[18:58] ---**
So what?
**[18:59] ---**
The waterproofing on Japanese
robots is the best in the world!
**[19:03] ---**
**Now's my chance!**
**[19:08] ---**
Wha?!
**[19:12] ---**
Th-These are...!
**[19:13] ---**
That's right!
**[19:14] ---**
Pure silver knives, which conduct
electricity better than stainless steel!
**[19:17] ---**
Furthermore, underfoot is a
wool carpet soaked with water!
**[19:21] ---**
And this is 100 volts of pure domestic power!
**[19:25] ---**
W-Wait, if you use that
under these circumstances,
**[19:28] ---**
you'll be electrocuted, too!
**[19:30] ---**
I'm sure.
**[19:32] ---**
But...
**[19:33] ---**
It's apparently a butler's
duty to protect his mistress,
**[19:35] ---**
even if it costs his life.
**[19:39] ---**
Hayate...
**[19:40] ---**
Act cool all you want. You're going
to be poor for the rest of your life.
**[19:45] ---**
Buster Collider!
**[19:47] ---**
Wh-What's a Collider?!
**[19:49] ---**
**Takaya!**
**[19:50] ---**
**And you kids out there,
don't ever do this at home.**
**[19:57] ---**
He acquitted himself rather
brilliantly, didn't he?
**[20:00] ---**
Do you still find Hayate's
abilities dissatisfactory?
**[20:03] ---**
Very well.
**[20:05] ---**
We can employ him at least
until we find our next butler.
**[20:14] ---**
And now, with the tolling
of the New Year's Eve bells,
**[20:17] ---**
the new year is finally almost
upon the Japanese archipelago.
**[20:21] ---**
Good-bye to the last year.
**[20:23] ---**
Hello to the new year.
**[20:25] ---**
We hope that the new year
is a good year for everyone.
**[20:30] ---**
Ah! You're awake! I was worried!
**[20:33] ---**
Miss...
**[20:35] ---**
Oh! What happened to the butler test?!
**[20:38] ---**
You passed, of course.
**[20:40] ---**
Thank goodness...
**[20:42] ---**
But I made such a mess of that room...
**[20:45] ---**
I am sorry.
**[20:46] ---**
It doesn't really matter.
**[20:47] ---**
What?
**[20:48] ---**
There are plenty of other rooms
that will serve as replacements.
**[20:51] ---**
But there is no replacement for you...
**[20:54] ---**
Miss...
**[20:58] ---**
O-Oh! So, well, you know...
**[21:00] ---**
I was happy that you protected me. So, um...
**[21:06] ---**
I-I'll continue...
**[21:12] ---**
...to count on you, Hayate!
**[21:15] ---**
Yes, please leave it to me, Miss.
**[21:22] ---**
**There are still a lot of problems,**
**[21:25] ---**
**but it seems he should continue
to do well at this estate.**
**[21:29] ---**
Oh, my!
**[21:30] ---**
That day, I swore to myself!
**[21:33] ---**
That I would protect this person, the
Miss, even if it cost me my life!
**[21:39] ---**
Hey, you there! Are you listening?!
**[21:45] ---**
Eh?
**[21:46] ---**
That's what you get for going
on and on for 3 whole episodes.
**[21:50] ---**
Look! The cherry blossoms
have all scattered already!
**[21:52] ---**
What of it?!
**[21:53] ---**
Now, let us continue where we left off!
**[21:59] ---**
Up we go...
**[22:01] ---**
Starting next episode is a new development!
**[22:05] ---**
This showdown sequence has been put
off since the start of Episode 1,
**[22:09] ---**
but this will finally be the end of it!
**[22:12] ---**
Hayate!
**[22:13] ---**
New development!
**[22:15] ---**
**And thus, the boy became a legend...**
**[22:17] ---**
**No, he became a butler.**
**[22:19] ---**
**Next time, he will fight with a giant campus!**
**[22:26] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[22:26] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[22:32] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[22:32] ---**
And brought it pain
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Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:36] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:42] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:42] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:47] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:47] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:52] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:52] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:57] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:57] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[23:02] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[23:02] ---**
Go by emptily
**[23:07] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[23:07] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[23:13] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[23:13] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[23:18] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[23:18] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[23:24] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[23:24] ---**
I sought it out
**[23:29] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[23:29] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:34] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:34] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:39] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:39] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:44] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:44] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:48] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:48] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:59] ---**
Preview
**[24:02] ---**
You're not a Hakuou student, are you?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:04] ---**
Just who are you?!
**[24:05] ---**
Um, I'm...
**[24:06] ---**
Don't lie to me!
**[24:08] ---**
But I haven't said anything yet...
**[24:09] ---**
Could Hayate have become involved
in something troublesome again...?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"My First Errand. This
Is Snake. No Response".
**[24:18] ---**
Ayasaki, if you don't try to get
what you want once in a while,
**[24:21] ---**
you'll miss your chance at happiness.
**[24:22] ---**
Have you ever felt the cosmos?!
**[24:23] ---**
My First Errand
~This Is Snake. No Response
**[24:39] ---**
SIGN: If you don't watch "Hayate the Combat
Butler" again next time, I'll get mad.
**[24:44] ---**
# 4 - My First Errand - This Is Snake. No Response
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:09] ---**
Hmm, somewhere along the way,
it's gotten all spring-like.
**[00:13] ---**
I have this weird feeling like
the season suddenly changed...
**[00:16] ---**
And I can't help but sense
the will of some being,
**[00:19] ---**
similar to the invisible hand of God...
**[00:21] ---**
So, how about it?
**[00:22] ---**
Have you gotten used to
life here at the estate?
**[00:25] ---**
Well?
**[00:26] ---**
The tiger shouldn't suddenly start
talking, right from the intro.
**[00:29] ---**
It'll confuse the non-productive
members of society
**[00:31] ---**
who just started watching the show.
**[00:33] ---**
Forget about them. Think about the children.
**[00:35] ---**
And you got a problem with me talking?
**[00:37] ---**
Never mind speaking,
**[00:39] ---**
I'm a Class 2 real estate broker
and a licensed boiler engineer.
**[00:42] ---**
Real estate broker?
**[00:43] ---**
Ah-ah!
**[00:44] ---**
But don't tell the Miss and
the others than I can talk.
**[00:47] ---**
You know, in terms of a Pokémon analogy,
which celebrated its 10th anniversary,
**[00:50] ---**
I'm technically the Pikachu of this show,
**[00:52] ---**
so it's about the image.
The image is important.
**[00:54] ---**
Acting like you're a respectable mascot!
**[00:56] ---**
You're just a lame PR character!
**[00:58] ---**
Don't tell me you think you can boost
the economy by tens of billions of yen.
**[01:02] ---**
Wha?! Wh-Why you!
**[01:04] ---**
How am I a lame PR character?!
**[01:06] ---**
I may not look it, but a certain
popular weekly boys' manga magazine
**[01:10] ---**
had me ranked 12th in popularity!
**[01:13] ---**
And even at the autograph session in Nagoya!
**[01:14] ---**
The last character to be requested
on an art board was me!
**[01:15] ---**
Oh? The Miss...
**[01:16] ---**
I wonder if she's going
out somewhere for once.
**[01:17] ---**
Listen!
**[01:19] ---**
Wait for me. I'll return without fail.
**[01:23] ---**
In truth, I do not really want to go, either.
**[01:25] ---**
**Where could the Miss be headed?**
**[01:27] ---**
**It was a fateful parting for Hayate and Nagi.**
**[01:32] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:35] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
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**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:42] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:45] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:46] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:50] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:54] ---**
Hey, wait, you damn butler-in-debt!
**[01:56] ---**
Don't ignore me, you bastard!
**[02:01] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:01] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:08] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:08] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:14] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:14] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:17] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:17] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:22] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:22] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:27] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:27] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:30] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:30] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:35] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:35] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:39] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:39] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:45] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:45] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:52] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:52] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:55] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:55] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:58] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:58] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:04] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:04] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:11] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:11] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:30] ---**
My First Errand
~This Is Snake. No Response.
**[03:35] ---**
This is a problem...
**[03:36] ---**
Maria, it seems the Miss has
left on a rare outing somewhere!
**[03:41] ---**
"Somewhere?" She went to school.
**[03:42] ---**
What?!
**[03:43] ---**
You shouldn't be so surprised.
**[03:46] ---**
I mean, she's obviously a school-age child.
**[03:48] ---**
W-Well, but ever since
I came to this estate...
**[03:52] ---**
I totally thought she was receiving
a special education from tutors.
**[03:57] ---**
No, she is... How should I put this?
**[03:59] ---**
She has a touch of you-know-what...
**[04:01] ---**
Acute societal withdrawal?
**[04:04] ---**
And it's mid-April already, right?
**[04:06] ---**
So the school sent a notice, saying
she should attend once in a while.
**[04:09] ---**
I see. Incidentally, which
school does she attend?
**[04:12] ---**
She's technically a student
at Hakuou Academy.
**[04:14] ---**
Hakuou?!
**[04:15] ---**
Hakuou is where all the rich kids go!
**[04:17] ---**
It's a super famous school
that covers grades 1-12!
**[04:21] ---**
The one thing she is, is smart.
**[04:23] ---**
But this is a problem...
**[04:25] ---**
What's that?
**[04:27] ---**
Nagi's lunch. She forgot it.
**[04:30] ---**
I will deliver it.
**[04:32] ---**
What? But...
**[04:33] ---**
This is part of my duties as a butler.
**[04:37] ---**
Wow...
**[04:39] ---**
We're in modern day Tokyo here, right?
**[04:42] ---**
Or rather...
**[04:42] ---**
Hakuou Academy
**[04:43] ---**
This place just might be
bigger than Suginami Ward.
**[04:47] ---**
Finding the Miss in there
is going to be difficult!
**[04:52] ---**
I'll have to work hard...
**[04:53] ---**
Hold it right there.
**[04:54] ---**
You're not a Hakuou student, are you?
**[04:57] ---**
Just who are you?! Identify yourself!
**[05:00] ---**
Huh? Are you a teacher here?
**[05:02] ---**
Oh, no, I'm Miss Nagi Sanzenin's...
**[05:05] ---**
Don't lie to me!
**[05:09] ---**
There's no way that you're Nagi!
**[05:11] ---**
She may have no chest, but
she's still a girl! A *girl*!
**[05:15] ---**
There are limits to lies and
credit cards, you know! Limits!
**[05:18] ---**
N-No, that is not what I meant.
**[05:20] ---**
I am the Miss's butler, you see.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't give me that nonsense!
**[05:32] ---**
What incredible cosmos...
**[05:34] ---**
What butler has such a look
of poverty about him?!
**[05:37] ---**
Well, there may be some out there,
**[05:39] ---**
but I've never seen one.
**[05:40] ---**
I make a point of only believing
what I've seen myself!
**[05:42] ---**
Do you get it?! I mean, do you get it?!
**[05:44] ---**
I have a duty to protect this school
from suspicious individuals.
**[05:48] ---**
Why? Because I can't afford to
have my salary docked any further.
**[05:52] ---**
So, you're a suspicious individual! Get lost!
**[05:54] ---**
I cannot do that.
**[05:56] ---**
I also...
**[05:58] ---**
...have an important duty to
deliver this lunch to the Miss!
**[06:02] ---**
In other words, it's a clash of duties.
**[06:05] ---**
Yes, that's what this is.
**[06:07] ---**
Let me at least get your name first.
**[06:09] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[06:11] ---**
And you are?
**[06:13] ---**
I'm not introducing myself!
**[06:15] ---**
What?!
**[06:16] ---**
Why? Because it's personal information!
**[06:18] ---**
Keeping your personal information safe
is common sense in this modern age!
**[06:22] ---**
Y-You're awful...
**[06:25] ---**
You fell for it, Hayate Ayasaki.
**[06:28] ---**
The battle has already begun!
**[06:31] ---**
Uh, I don't really understand,
but that was cheap.
**[06:35] ---**
What's going on?
**[06:36] ---**
Oh, just looks like Katsy's
in fine form again today.
**[06:39] ---**
Who's that hapless looking kid?
**[06:42] ---**
Now, give it up, Ayasaki.
**[06:44] ---**
You're not capable of getting past me!
**[06:49] ---**
The background has turned into
another dimension for some reason!
**[07:03] ---**
C-Could this be the legendary Drunken Fist?!
**[07:06] ---**
Though, I don't think that's quite it...
**[07:09] ---**
Still, I need to get past this person
at all costs and get into the school...
**[07:12] ---**
**Into the school...**
**[07:14] ---**
**Into the school...**
**[07:16] ---**
Oh! What do you know? I've
already gotten past you.
**[07:19] ---**
Shoot!
**[07:20] ---**
We'd switched places before I knew it!
**[07:24] ---**
You're pretty good.
**[07:25] ---**
Well, I have to be on my way.
**[07:27] ---**
W-Wait! That didn't count! It didn't count!
**[07:31] ---**
Well, no idiot would actually wait...
**[07:34] ---**
...when told to wait.
**[07:36] ---**
You three...
**[07:38] ---**
Friends of all ages watching this anime,
**[07:41] ---**
I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
**[07:43] ---**
I am Miki Hanabishi, a
student of this Academy.
**[07:46] ---**
I'm Izumi Segawa.
**[07:49] ---**
I am Haruo Minami.
**[07:52] ---**
Sorry. I'm Risa Asakaze.
**[07:54] ---**
Don't show up out of the blue
**[07:55] ---**
and start promoting yourself to
people outside the picture tube!
**[07:58] ---**
What about your classes anyway?
**[08:01] ---**
"Picture tube"?
**[08:02] ---**
Pardon, but surely this disturbance
is more important than any classes.
**[08:04] ---**
"Picture tube"?
**[08:07] ---**
What is this? The Showa era?
**[08:07] ---**
Want our help, Katsy?
**[08:09] ---**
Huh?
**[08:15] ---**
Shoot. I picked up this habit from
when debt collectors were after me
**[08:18] ---**
and ran away without thinking, but...
**[08:19] ---**
Mandarin Oranges
**[08:26] ---**
I'm not actually a suspicious
individual in the first place.
**[08:29] ---**
So I should act boldly and
fearlessly. Boldy and fearlessly!
**[08:32] ---**
Because I am now a butler
of the Sanzenin family!
**[08:36] ---**
Wait... Huh? Where am I?
**[08:41] ---**
Still...
**[08:43] ---**
That clock tower sure is impressive.
**[08:45] ---**
Since I've come all this way, I'd
love to climb to the top just once.
**[08:49] ---**
You won't be able to.
**[08:50] ---**
Only members of the student council
**[08:52] ---**
are allowed at the top of the clock tower.
**[08:55] ---**
Wh-Who are you? Where in the world are you?
**[08:59] ---**
I'm right over here.
**[09:02] ---**
Honestly!
**[09:03] ---**
I wonder what a Sanzenin family butler
is doing in a place like this.
**[09:08] ---**
Um... What are *you* doing
in a place like *that*?
**[09:12] ---**
That's a Sanzenin family butler for you.
**[09:14] ---**
Wasting no time getting
to the crux of the matter.
**[09:16] ---**
I see, climbing trees is all
the rage at Hakuou Academy.
**[09:19] ---**
Does this look like I'm having fun?!
**[09:22] ---**
But it's dangerous.
**[09:23] ---**
I know! You don't need to tell me that!
**[09:26] ---**
This is... you know, one of *those* situations.
**[09:29] ---**
Trees aren't as slippery as you might think
**[09:31] ---**
and with the branches, they're
pretty easy to climb,
**[09:33] ---**
but when you're only looking up you
neglect to look down, if you will...
**[09:36] ---**
To put it simply, the cat has a
great time getting up the tree,
**[09:39] ---**
but finds itself unable to get
down... Something like that?
**[09:42] ---**
Don't put it so simply! It
makes it sound like I'm a fool!
**[09:45] ---**
Sure, they say fools and smoke
like to get up to high places,
**[09:48] ---**
but I'm not a fool, all right?!
**[09:50] ---**
**No one said you were...**
**[09:52] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[09:54] ---**
If you're a Sanzenin family butler,
you have decent reflexes, right?
**[09:57] ---**
**Huh?**
**[09:59] ---**
**Come to think of it, why does she know
that I'm the new Sanzenin butler?**
**[10:04] ---**
At any rate...
**[10:06] ---**
I have a little favor to ask.
**[10:09] ---**
Favor?
**[10:10] ---**
So, well, um...
**[10:13] ---**
Ca...
**[10:14] ---**
Catch me, okay?
**[10:15] ---**
What?!
**[10:17] ---**
Here goes!
**[10:18] ---**
WHAT?!
**[10:24] ---**
Oh, sorry. Are you okay?
**[10:26] ---**
Y-Yes, somehow...
**[10:32] ---**
That was no good.
**[10:33] ---**
You didn't catch me properly.
That was dangerous.
**[10:35] ---**
If you think it's dangerous, please
don't jump in the first place!
**[10:39] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[10:41] ---**
But you don't have to yell at me like that.
**[10:43] ---**
I was really scared and I wanted
to get down as quick as possible.
**[10:47] ---**
I'm afraid of heights...
**[10:50] ---**
W-Well, that's fine...
**[10:52] ---**
But it's unseemly.
**[10:54] ---**
For a girl! In a skirt!
**[10:56] ---**
Huh? It's no problem.
**[10:58] ---**
I'm wearing bike shorts.
**[11:00] ---**
Wh-What are you thinking?!
**[11:02] ---**
A girl should behave more modestly!
**[11:05] ---**
Huh? What's with this naïve attitude?
**[11:07] ---**
Could it be that Sanzenin family butlers
**[11:09] ---**
have the emotional sophistication
of a grade schooler?
**[11:12] ---**
Y-You're mocking me...
**[11:14] ---**
Besides, you didn't have to jump so suddenly.
**[11:15] ---**
I would've come to your
rescue if you'd just asked!
**[11:18] ---**
Wow, so I just have to
ask to get rescued, huh?
**[11:23] ---**
Oh, that reminds me,
**[11:25] ---**
if you don't like high places,
what were you doing up there?
**[11:28] ---**
Hmm? Well, I didn't have a choice.
**[11:30] ---**
Because that little one had fallen
from his nest and he was crying.
**[11:35] ---**
In this day and age,
**[11:37] ---**
you climbed a tree you couldn't get
down from for a reason like that?
**[11:39] ---**
Wh-What?! Making fun of me again?!
**[11:42] ---**
No, just thinking you're a kind person.
**[11:45] ---**
Pardon me for all the rude things I said.
**[11:49] ---**
As long as you understand...
**[11:51] ---**
But now, that chick can rest easy...
**[11:57] ---**
Hey, you stupid thing!
What's up with that crow?!
**[12:02] ---**
You can't! You might hit the chick!
**[12:05] ---**
Th-Those are...
**[12:06] ---**
The parents!
**[12:07] ---**
Ah, so beautiful parental
love will save the chick!
**[12:14] ---**
What? They're going to abandon him?!
**[12:16] ---**
A mother and father abandoning
their own child...
**[12:20] ---**
It's never okay to do that!
**[12:28] ---**
Mr. Crow, would you please leave it at that?
**[12:32] ---**
Or else, next time...
**[12:33] ---**
...I'll have to hit you.
**[12:40] ---**
Wait, you told me not to throw
it, but you did it anyway.
**[12:44] ---**
I have good control, so...
**[12:46] ---**
Wha... What's that mean?!
**[12:48] ---**
You make it sound like I have no control!
**[12:50] ---**
You really are just...
**[12:51] ---**
My name is Hayate.
**[12:52] ---**
Huh?
**[12:53] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[12:55] ---**
And you are?
**[13:00] ---**
I'm...
**[13:07] ---**
Why do you get so hungry
when you're in your youth?
**[13:10] ---**
*What might this pretty girl's name be?*
**[13:12] ---**
*Leaving the mystery and suspicions for later,*
**[13:14] ---**
*to be continued in the second half!*
**[13:19] ---**
Dried seaweed.
(Nori)
**[13:23] ---**
Lymph.
(Rinpa)
**[13:26] ---**
What? Hayate is?
**[13:27] ---**
Yes, he should be over there.
**[13:30] ---**
Have you not seen him yet?
**[13:31] ---**
Well, this school is as
vast as Vana'diel, so...
**[13:36] ---**
But I see.
**[13:38] ---**
So Hayate lovingly made
a packed lunch for me...
**[13:41] ---**
I understand. Not to worry, I will
be sure to accept Hayate's love.
**[13:45] ---**
No... "lovingly"? I'm the one who made it...
**[13:50] ---**
But where could Hayate be?
**[13:52] ---**
And what could he be doing?
**[13:55] ---**
I see, so your name is Miss Hinagiku Katsura.
**[13:58] ---**
It's a great name.
**[13:59] ---**
You think so?
**[14:01] ---**
Then, as part of my thanks, want
me to take you to the top of that?
**[14:04] ---**
What? But I thought only members of
the student council can go there...
**[14:08] ---**
It's not a problem.
**[14:09] ---**
Because I'm the president
of the student council.
**[14:11] ---**
What?
**[14:12] ---**
Honestly! What idiot decided to put the
student council office way up there?
**[14:17] ---**
*I see.*
**[14:18] ---**
But Miss Katsura, you don't
like high places, right?
**[14:21] ---**
Don't worry about me.
**[14:23] ---**
I'm satisfied with just
getting to see it up close.
**[14:26] ---**
But you said you wanted to go up
there at least once, remember?
**[14:29] ---**
You'll find even greater
satisfaction if you go up there.
**[14:32] ---**
Well, I'm sure, but...
**[14:34] ---**
Then don't let this chance slip away.
**[14:37] ---**
This is my thanks to you, after all.
**[14:40] ---**
Ayasaki, if you don't try to get
what you want once in a while,
**[14:42] ---**
you'll miss your chance at happiness.
**[14:45] ---**
But really, it's so stupid!
**[14:48] ---**
Putting the student council
office so high up...
**[14:50] ---**
**I feel like she might be
a bit like Miss Nagi...**
**[14:54] ---**
Okay, let's go.
**[14:55] ---**
I'm the student council president,
**[14:56] ---**
so it's not like this is
my first time up there.
**[14:58] ---**
So don't worry about it.
**[14:59] ---**
R-Right...
**[15:00] ---**
A boy shouldn't give such
a noncommittal answer!
**[15:02] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[15:06] ---**
Was that... really a suspicious individual?
**[15:09] ---**
It's possible that he's a
real Sanzenin family butler.
**[15:11] ---**
So high and mighty!
**[15:13] ---**
What would a lame bachelor teacher who
builds Gundam models at school know?
**[15:18] ---**
Oh, crap! The head spike went somewhere!
**[15:20] ---**
You listen to me!
**[15:22] ---**
It doesn't matter anymore if he's
really a suspicious individual or not!
**[15:25] ---**
The illustrious Hakuou Academy allowed
someone to break in! That's a fact!
**[15:29] ---**
If we don't defeat him,
**[15:30] ---**
Took the words right out of my mouth...
**[15:30] ---**
people's confidence in the
Academy's security will plummet!
**[15:31] ---**
You can't let your guard down around her.
**[15:33] ---**
And she's supposed to be a teacher...
**[15:33] ---**
It'd be terrible if that happened!
It would, wouldn't it?!
**[15:36] ---**
Mainly, terrible for my salary,
since I allowed the intruder in!
**[15:37] ---**
Peace.
**[15:38] ---**
Peace. Peace.
**[15:40] ---**
Who are you people talking to?
**[15:42] ---**
Okay, Miss Segawa, you
take the school building!
**[15:44] ---**
Miss Hanabishi, the area around the gym!
**[15:46] ---**
And Miss Asakaze... um...
**[15:48] ---**
Anyway, go search wherever you can!
**[15:51] ---**
And take Yasu with you or something.
**[15:52] ---**
Yasu... Who's that?
**[15:53] ---**
Roger!
**[15:55] ---**
We're doing this?
**[15:56] ---**
I'll start by searching for the
suspicious individual from above.
**[16:01] ---**
Wow!
**[16:03] ---**
This view is incredible!
**[16:07] ---**
Like it? Wonderful, isn't it?
**[16:09] ---**
The view from the clock
tower is truly magnificent.
**[16:12] ---**
The sheer beauty of it almost makes
you forget to blink, doesn't it?
**[16:16] ---**
You can't see it from so far inside.
**[16:18] ---**
I'm fine. I'm viewing it
through my mind's eye.
**[16:21] ---**
But you really have a great
view of the school from here.
**[16:25] ---**
Right? The reason the student
council office is here
**[16:28] ---**
is so that we can have a
good view of the students.
**[16:31] ---**
Have you seen the view
from here, Miss Katsura?
**[16:34] ---**
I'm fine. I listen to my heart,
rather than pay heed to my eyes.
**[16:40] ---**
But really...
**[16:45] ---**
School seems so fun.
**[16:48] ---**
Oh? But class seems to
be in session right now.
**[16:51] ---**
Should you be here?
**[16:52] ---**
Miss Katsura?
**[16:53] ---**
Oh, honestly! Be quiet!
**[16:55] ---**
There was no helping it!
**[16:57] ---**
Classes started while I was helping Browny!
**[17:01] ---**
By the way...
**[17:02] ---**
Who is Browny?
**[17:04] ---**
The chick we saved earlier.
**[17:07] ---**
He's a brown sparrow, so he's "Browny".
**[17:09] ---**
Wow, talk about simple.
**[17:10] ---**
Wh-What?! It's important to
have easy names in anime!
**[17:16] ---**
Um, I should go deliver
the Miss's lunch soon.
**[17:19] ---**
Now that I know where the cafeteria is.
**[17:24] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[17:26] ---**
Because of you, I got to
see an unforgettable view.
**[17:30] ---**
Oh? You talk as if you'll
never be coming here again.
**[17:33] ---**
Well, it's unlikely that I'll ever have
another opportunity, Miss Katsura.
**[17:37] ---**
Call me Hinagiku.
**[17:38] ---**
What?
**[17:39] ---**
There's another Katsura,
who stands out a lot here,
**[17:42] ---**
so everyone calls me by my first name.
**[17:44] ---**
So call me Hinagiku. Got it?
**[17:48] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki.
**[17:53] ---**
Suspicious individual sighted!
**[17:55] ---**
Y-You are...!
**[17:56] ---**
Sis!
**[18:00] ---**
"Sis"?
**[18:01] ---**
Yeah, Sis Yukiji.
**[18:04] ---**
You damn suspicious individual,
meet your hundred-year doom!
**[18:07] ---**
Well, not that it's actually
been a hundred years...
**[18:10] ---**
What? Oh, yes, I suppose so...
**[18:13] ---**
So, I'm going to destroy you immediately!
**[18:16] ---**
Hold on! He's not a suspicious individual!
**[18:18] ---**
Shut up! That doesn't matter anymore!
**[18:21] ---**
I already explained that earlier
to everyone watching this anime!
**[18:26] ---**
Evil, therefore kill!
**[18:26] ---**
Evil
**[18:27] ---**
Therefore
**[18:28] ---**
Kill
**[18:28] ---**
Prepare to meet your fate!
**[18:34] ---**
CLANG
**[18:36] ---**
Hina?!
**[18:37] ---**
Honestly! Another one of
your nonsensical antics?!
**[18:40] ---**
You've improved your skill, Hina!
**[18:42] ---**
But that won't be enough to stop
your sis's passion and young energy!
**[18:46] ---**
Can't stop pay cuts, either!
**[18:50] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[18:51] ---**
I've never lost to you in a fight!
**[18:54] ---**
The only thing I've lost to you in is age,
**[18:56] ---**
which you've accumulated
with nothing to show for it!
**[18:58] ---**
Wha?!
**[18:59] ---**
You may be my little sister, but I'm
not forgiving you for that, Hina!
**[19:03] ---**
Um, you two...
**[19:04] ---**
Never mind that.
**[19:05] ---**
When are you paying back the 20,000
yen I loaned you last month?!
**[19:06] ---**
Wha?! Th-That's a cheap shot!
Taking Yukichi hostage!
**[19:09] ---**
I never did that.
**[19:10] ---**
Um, I need to get going soon to
deliver this lunch to the Miss...
**[19:10] ---**
Yukichi's to be respected, you know!
**[19:12] ---**
His "Encouragement of Learning"
sold 3.4 million copies, you know!
**[19:15] ---**
Like I care!
**[19:17] ---**
What?!
**[19:24] ---**
Got it!
**[19:25] ---**
Sis!
**[19:27] ---**
Hina, want me to give this back?
**[19:29] ---**
But can you come get it when
you're afraid of heights?
**[19:33] ---**
If you can't, turn over that suspicious
individual right this minute
**[19:36] ---**
and forget about the 20,000 yen!
**[19:38] ---**
Hinagiku...
**[19:39] ---**
Don't take me for a fool, Sis!
**[19:42] ---**
I am the student council president
of Hakuou Academy, Hinagiku Katsura.
**[19:46] ---**
Treating a guest like a
suspicious individual!
**[19:49] ---**
I will absolutely not permit such behavior!
**[19:57] ---**
That's my little sister for you. Then I'll...
**[20:05] ---**
Sis!
**[20:13] ---**
Honestly! It's dangerous
to stand there like that.
**[20:24] ---**
Sanzenin family butlers really are amazing.
**[20:27] ---**
Ah, so you finally believe me.
**[20:29] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you, Hayate.
**[20:33] ---**
For my sis...
**[20:34] ---**
It was nothing. You were a great help
clearing up the misunderstanding.
**[20:37] ---**
Now, I need to go deliver
the Miss's lunch soon, so...
**[20:44] ---**
Sorry, I threw it earlier without thinking.
**[20:48] ---**
Don't waste food!
**[20:54] ---**
What'll I do? I'm going to be fired.
**[20:57] ---**
Don't worry. I'll make sure
to apologize to Nagi, okay?
**[21:00] ---**
Y-Yeah, maybe I'll apologize, too! Yeah!
**[21:03] ---**
What are you doing?
**[21:06] ---**
Miss!
**[21:07] ---**
Nagi! Um, there are a lot
of reasons for this and...
**[21:10] ---**
I can imagine.
**[21:11] ---**
Huh?
**[21:12] ---**
Ms. Katsura probably stole the lunch
**[21:14] ---**
and when she got up on the railing,
**[21:15] ---**
there was a strong gust that
almost caused her to fall,
**[21:18] ---**
which is when Hayate saved her,
**[21:19] ---**
but the lunch paid the price for it.
**[21:22] ---**
Something like that, right?
**[21:23] ---**
Wh-What prodigious deductive powers...
**[21:25] ---**
Well, the result is... you know...
**[21:27] ---**
But thank you for coming all
this way for me, Hayate.
**[21:32] ---**
Miss!
**[21:37] ---**
Now, I have grown hungry,
so this is perfect.
**[21:39] ---**
We are going home, Hayate!
**[21:41] ---**
You mustn't, Miss!
**[21:43] ---**
You have to attend your
afternoon classes, too!
**[21:46] ---**
But I'm hungry.
**[21:48] ---**
I'll deliver another one straight away.
**[21:50] ---**
But then, I won't be able to play hooky...
**[21:52] ---**
School is important.
**[21:54] ---**
You were in tears just a moment ago!
**[21:56] ---**
No, this is part of my job as a butler.
**[21:59] ---**
I must have the Miss study properly...
**[22:01] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, huh?
**[22:03] ---**
But...
**[22:04] ---**
*His infiltration of Hakuou
Academy has come to an end.*
**[22:07] ---**
*Next time, he will fight the comedy boom!*
**[22:10] ---**
Suspicious individual boy!
**[22:11] ---**
And we're searching so hard for him, too...
**[22:13] ---**
Bastard's quick on his feet.
**[22:14] ---**
Well, and that's how we've gotten
to play hooky with impunity...
**[22:18] ---**
We truly owe it all to the
suspicious individual.
**[22:22] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[22:22] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[22:28] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[22:28] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:33] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:33] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:38] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:38] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:43] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:43] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:49] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:49] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:53] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:53] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:59] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:59] ---**
Go by emptily
**[23:04] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[23:04] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[23:10] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[23:10] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[23:15] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[23:15] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[23:20] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[23:20] ---**
I sought it out
**[23:25] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[23:25] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:30] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:30] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:36] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:36] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:40] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:40] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:45] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:45] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
We sure have great weather again today!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Considering how warm it is,
**[24:01] ---**
maybe it'll be midsummer by
the time Golden Week is over.
**[24:04] ---**
No way, right?
**[24:05] ---**
'Course not, ya fool!
**[24:07] ---**
Ya sure have found a fine entertainer, Nagi.
**[24:09] ---**
He's a butler, damn it!
**[24:11] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:13] ---**
"Thoughtless Jokes and
Kindness Bring Misfortune."
**[24:16] ---**
My friend told me that I mustn't carry
on conversations with strangers,
**[24:19] ---**
Thoughtless Jokes and
Kindness Bring Misfortune
**[24:20] ---**
and yet, I am...
**[24:22] ---**
It's gonna be awesome!
**[24:23] ---**
# 5 - Thoughtless Jokes and Kindness Bring Misfortune
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
**Having become a butler
for the Sanzenin family,**
**[00:12] ---**
**Hayate Ayasaki was given a top
secret mission in the last episode.**
**[00:17] ---**
**A mission to infiltrate the super
prestigious Hakuou Academy.**
**[00:22] ---**
Hayate, I understand that you
like high places already,
**[00:26] ---**
so quickly dispatch the
enemy and get to Nagi.
**[00:29] ---**
Evil, therefore kill!
**[00:29] ---**
Evil
**[00:30] ---**
Therefore
**[00:30] ---**
Kill
**[00:31] ---**
Prepare to meet your fate!
**[00:35] ---**
CLANG
**[00:37] ---**
Hina?!
**[00:39] ---**
Honestly! Another one of
your nonsensical antics?!
**[00:42] ---**
**Hayate escaped the Academy without mishap.**
**[00:45] ---**
**However...**
**[00:46] ---**
**A new crisis was already drawing very near...**
**[00:58] ---**
It's so early in the morning...
**[01:00] ---**
What could the commotion be about?
**[01:06] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:09] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:12] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:15] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:19] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:20] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:24] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:28] ---**
Nagi, I'm gonna get a good look
at yer new partner's abilities.
**[01:35] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:35] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:41] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:41] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:48] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:48] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:51] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:51] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:56] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:56] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:00] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:00] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:04] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:04] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:09] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:09] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:12] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:12] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:19] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:19] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:26] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:26] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:29] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:29] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:32] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:32] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:38] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:38] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:45] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:45] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:03] ---**
Thoughtless Jokes and
Kindness Bring Misfortune
**[03:06] ---**
Miss, it's morning! Please wake up!
**[03:10] ---**
Here you are, Miss. Your towel.
**[03:13] ---**
Mm.
**[03:14] ---**
Here you are. Your soup.
**[03:16] ---**
Mm.
**[03:18] ---**
Here you are. Your bag.
**[03:19] ---**
You must change quickly and get to school...
**[03:23] ---**
Hayate, it's a delightful morning, is it not?
**[03:26] ---**
I agree. A delightful morning.
**[03:29] ---**
On a delightful morning such
as this, you absolutely must...
**[03:32] ---**
Go back to sleep.
**[03:35] ---**
Wait! Wh-What do you mean, go back to sleep?!
**[03:37] ---**
Pardon me, Miss?!
**[03:39] ---**
Oh, dear, it seems we have a problem.
**[03:42] ---**
Maria...
**[03:43] ---**
She just went yesterday,
**[03:45] ---**
so I wonder if she means to stay home
for most of this school term now.
**[03:48] ---**
She was like that all of last year, too.
**[03:51] ---**
Why is the Miss so terribly...
**[03:53] ---**
Rather than a dislike of school, she
has an extreme dislike of going out.
**[03:57] ---**
What?
**[03:58] ---**
Ever since Nagi was little,
**[04:00] ---**
her life has been targeted on a daily basis
**[04:02] ---**
as the only daughter of the Sanzenin family.
**[04:05] ---**
And all the adults who approach her
are only after her vast fortune.
**[04:11] ---**
I see.
**[04:12] ---**
And that is why she has
grown to be so difficult.
**[04:16] ---**
**Of course.**
**[04:17] ---**
**Look at me. Even the way I
first met the Miss was...**
**[04:22] ---**
**...because of my ulterior motive to
pay back my 150 million yen debt.**
**[04:29] ---**
But now, I am a butler, who
serves the Sanzenin family!
**[04:33] ---**
I must put my heart and
soul into protecting her,
**[04:35] ---**
so that the Miss may spend every
day with a smile on her face!
**[04:37] ---**
Um, Hayate, the contents of your
monologue is completely audible.
**[04:46] ---**
Yes, hello? Sanzenin resi...
**[04:48] ---**
Oh, it has been so long! How have you been?
**[04:51] ---**
Yes, she's here. Please wait one moment.
**[04:54] ---**
Nagi, you have a phone call!
**[04:57] ---**
From whom?
**[04:58] ---**
Sakuya!
**[04:59] ---**
Saku? Tell her I'm not here.
**[05:02] ---**
That will not work. I already
told her that you were here.
**[05:06] ---**
Sheesh! You're hopeless...
**[05:11] ---**
Oh, hello? Is that you, Nagi?
**[05:13] ---**
Ping. This phone number
is currently not in use.
**[05:17] ---**
If you would like to state your business,
leave a message after the beep
**[05:20] ---**
and your house will be engulfed in flames.
**[05:28] ---**
FOOL!
**[05:31] ---**
Don't you hang up without
waitin' for a response! Fool!
**[05:34] ---**
It doesn't gimme a chance to talk!
**[05:40] ---**
Um... uh...
**[05:42] ---**
Shoot. I guess the spacin' was a
tad too far there. Just a tad far.
**[05:45] ---**
Gotta keep the spacin' tighter or
it'll make even funny things unfunny.
**[05:48] ---**
All right, time to review. Y'all
hurry up and sit down, too.
**[05:51] ---**
Hey, Maria, I want Earl
Grey. Get me some Earl Grey.
**[05:57] ---**
That's hot! That's seriously hot!
**[05:57] ---**
DVD Extra!!
**[05:59] ---**
That's no good! That's
boilin' hot! Boilin' hot!
**[06:01] ---**
If ya don't make it a little cooler,
it's hard to react good! Seriously!
**[06:04] ---**
You're reacting plenty, so don't worry.
**[06:06] ---**
And while you're at it, please die.
**[06:08] ---**
That's my future partner! Yer
straight talk jabs are merciless.
**[06:11] ---**
Yah!
**[06:12] ---**
Um, who is this?
**[06:15] ---**
Miss Sakuya Aizawa.
**[06:17] ---**
The eldest daughter of the Aizawa family,
**[06:18] ---**
which is related to the Sanzenin family.
**[06:20] ---**
And a childhood friend of Nagi's.
**[06:22] ---**
Childhood friend...
**[06:30] ---**
So? Why are you here?
**[06:32] ---**
Besides, today is a weekday.
What happened to school?
**[06:36] ---**
Don't you worry. Today's
Foundation Day for us.
**[06:39] ---**
So I took advantage of it and
came all this way to check in.
**[06:43] ---**
Check in... on what?
**[06:45] ---**
Yer butler.
**[06:46] ---**
I heard you've been stayin' home from school
**[06:48] ---**
and havin' the time of yer
life with yer new butler.
**[06:51] ---**
So I came today to check in on him!
**[06:54] ---**
To see just how funny a guy he is!
**[06:56] ---**
Hah! Why would I need you to check up on him?
**[06:59] ---**
Besides, you already saw Hayate just earlier.
**[07:02] ---**
Huh? Earlier?
**[07:05] ---**
The new butler's...
**[07:07] ---**
...an ornamental knick-knack?!
**[07:08] ---**
No, no, swing the camera a
little more to the right!
**[07:12] ---**
Or rather, you're doing this
on purpose, aren't you?!
**[07:16] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[07:18] ---**
You mean that fella who was just
standin' there's the new butler?!
**[07:22] ---**
Cyclamen
**[07:22] ---**
I wonder if it's possible that
girl came to see the Miss,
**[07:26] ---**
because she was worried about her.
**[07:31] ---**
Ah! But we sure have great
weather again today!
**[07:34] ---**
Considering how warm it is,
**[07:35] ---**
maybe it'll be midsummer by
the time Golden Week is over.
**[07:38] ---**
Then maybe we'll get to see autumn leaves
by the start of the rainy season!
**[07:44] ---**
Well, no way, right?
**[07:46] ---**
'Course not, ya fool!
**[07:48] ---**
Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack
**[07:48] ---**
Ya think a weak jab like that at
yerself'll make that joke work?!
**[07:52] ---**
Don't you underestimate comedy!
**[07:54] ---**
For every joke ya crack, ya gotta
jab like yer life depended on it!
**[07:56] ---**
Um, if you keep that jab going any
longer, Hayate is going to die...
**[08:00] ---**
Huh?
**[08:03] ---**
Shoot! Am I a murderer at this tender age?!
**[08:06] ---**
Makita! Kunieda! Emergency treatment!
**[08:09] ---**
Certainly, Miss.
**[08:18] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[08:20] ---**
He has come to.
**[08:21] ---**
Good work.
**[08:22] ---**
Damn.
**[08:26] ---**
You, what's yer name?
**[08:28] ---**
What?
**[08:29] ---**
It's Hayate Ayasaki...
**[08:31] ---**
What an ordinary name!
**[08:33] ---**
Startin' today, call yerself
"Mukitaro the Soybean Lover".
**[08:36] ---**
What?!
**[08:40] ---**
He's not your butler!
**[08:42] ---**
Don't give him a name that sounds
like a two-bit entertainer!
**[08:44] ---**
Impressive. Everyone with hair tied
in two parts and who has that voice
**[08:48] ---**
sure are merciless when it comes to jabs.
**[08:51] ---**
Eh? I not know what you mean!
**[08:53] ---**
But of all of Nagi's past partners,
**[08:56] ---**
he looks the poorest of
'em all and that's a fact.
**[08:59] ---**
I-I see...
**[09:00] ---**
Looks like I've got no choice but
to become sorta like the master
**[09:03] ---**
and form a trio comedy group along with Nagi.
**[09:06] ---**
How in the world do you twist things
around so we end up doing that?!
**[09:09] ---**
A butler doesn't need to be funny!
**[09:11] ---**
Wow, so butlers are required
to have comedic talent, too.
**[09:13] ---**
What're you, a fool?!
**[09:16] ---**
No, they are not. Usually.
**[09:18] ---**
Ayasaki, do ya know what yer
missin' as an entertainer?
**[09:22] ---**
Huh?
**[09:23] ---**
He's a butler, damn it!
**[09:24] ---**
It's impact!
**[09:26] ---**
For example, havin' villains out to getcha
**[09:29] ---**
or havin' no problem bein' run over by a car,
**[09:31] ---**
or havin' an all-out battle
against some bizarre robot.
**[09:34] ---**
It's that kinda impact that yer lackin'!
**[09:38] ---**
I've pretty much done all
those things, though...
**[09:43] ---**
Don't you talk back to yer master!
**[09:44] ---**
Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack Smack
**[09:46] ---**
Ridin' the comedy boom...
**[09:48] ---**
Get a li'l popular, and ya think you've
conquered the world already?! Eh?!
**[09:51] ---**
You'll never become the second
Ni-Ni or Downtown like that!
**[09:55] ---**
M-Maria, is it possible that she's...
**[09:59] ---**
Just like Nagi, she absolutely hates to lose.
**[10:03] ---**
**I-I see!**
**[10:04] ---**
**Maybe in the Miss's world, this
is a normal thing for them.**
**[10:08] ---**
**But I've become a butler now, too.**
**[10:11] ---**
**I have to come up with some
routine that'll satisfy everyone!**
**[10:14] ---**
I understand, Miss Aizawa.
**[10:17] ---**
I will perform a special one-off
joke, so if you find it funny,
**[10:21] ---**
let us say that I've surpassed my master!
**[10:23] ---**
Mutter... Mutter... Mutter...
Mutter... Mutter... Mutter...
**[10:23] ---**
A one-off joke?!
**[10:26] ---**
Will Hayate be all right?!
**[10:28] ---**
That is setting the difficulty too high!
**[10:31] ---**
Then, here I go.
**[10:43] ---**
Get...
**[10:43] ---**
Just hang tight
for a sec, okay?
**[10:45] ---**
Ya fool! Not only did ya steal
that line, but it's frickin' old!
**[10:46] ---**
I-I apologize!
**[10:49] ---**
But well, I can't fault ya
for yer go-getter attitude.
**[10:52] ---**
What?
**[10:54] ---**
Ya sure have found a fine entertainer, Nagi.
**[10:56] ---**
He's a butler, damn it!
**[10:58] ---**
With that kinda go-getter attitude,
**[11:00] ---**
I'd say Nagi's in good hands.
**[11:03] ---**
Miss Aizawa...
**[11:05] ---**
So, you really did come
out of worry for the Miss.
**[11:07] ---**
N-No! I'll have ya know, it's not
like ya have my approval yet!
**[11:12] ---**
First up, one-liner jokes till ya drop!
**[11:14] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[11:14] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[11:16] ---**
Honestly! He doesn't need to go along
with this so conscientiously...
**[11:20] ---**
*But when he's smiling so guilelessy,*
**[11:23] ---**
*Hayate looks more like the boy that he is.*
**[11:24] ---**
Comaneci!
**[11:25] ---**
Gachoon!
**[11:27] ---**
Fo!
**[11:28] ---**
Swing yer hips more!
**[11:29] ---**
Popping eyebrows!
**[11:31] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[11:33] ---**
It's getting kind of cold,
so let's get back inside!
**[11:36] ---**
Good idea.
**[11:37] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[11:40] ---**
Man, I've got the chills.
**[11:43] ---**
But still, it really got
cold all of a sudden.
**[11:46] ---**
It was the right decision
not to go to school.
**[11:48] ---**
What kinda reasonin' is that?
**[11:49] ---**
Anyway, it's all 'cause that butler's
jokes were so lame, they left me cold.
**[11:54] ---**
Maria, would you go make us some tea?
**[11:56] ---**
The thing is... We seem to have
run out with the last pot we made.
**[12:00] ---**
What?!
**[12:01] ---**
This is a problem. We're to have
an important visitor soon, too.
**[12:06] ---**
Huh? Who's comin'?
**[12:08] ---**
Isumi.
**[12:10] ---**
C'mon now, what're you two
doin', *both* skippin' school?
**[12:13] ---**
Not to worry. Unlike Wataru, we get
top grades, so it's not a problem.
**[12:18] ---**
But is it gonna be all right?
**[12:20] ---**
With what?
**[12:21] ---**
Knowin' Isumi, ya sure
**[12:22] ---**
she hasn't gotten lost and
stranded somewhere again?
**[12:27] ---**
What? On an errand?
**[12:29] ---**
Would you please go for me?
**[12:31] ---**
This is the shop.
**[12:34] ---**
The purchase has already been paid for
**[12:36] ---**
and if you let them know you're
on Sanzenin family business,
**[12:38] ---**
they will know what brand
and what amount to give you.
**[12:41] ---**
I understand! I will go right away!
**[12:43] ---**
Oh, hold on a second, Hayate.
**[12:45] ---**
Yes?
**[12:51] ---**
When you go outside on business
for the Sanzenin family,
**[12:55] ---**
please make sure to wear that coat.
**[12:57] ---**
Um, this coat...
**[12:59] ---**
Could it be... cashmere?
**[13:01] ---**
My! I'm impressed that you were able to tell.
**[13:04] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[13:05] ---**
If I should get it dirty outside...
**[13:07] ---**
This coat looks so expensive...
**[13:10] ---**
What are you saying, Hayate?
**[13:12] ---**
The coat doesn't just *look* expensive.
**[13:14] ---**
It *is* expensive.
**[13:15] ---**
What?
**[13:16] ---**
After all, 100 of those coats
could easily pay off your debt.
**[13:23] ---**
So please be absolutely
sure not to get it dirty.
**[13:27] ---**
Y-Yessir.
**[13:31] ---**
Smackity, smack, smack!
(Pachi pachi panchi)
**[13:35] ---**
Blood sacrifice, hurray!
(Chimatsuri wasshoi)
**[13:38] ---**
Miss!
**[13:39] ---**
Miss Isumi!
**[13:41] ---**
Did you find her?
**[13:42] ---**
No, she is not over here!
**[13:44] ---**
Hey, you two!
**[13:45] ---**
I found this horrifying
letter in the Miss's room!
**[13:48] ---**
What's this?
**[13:49] ---**
"I am going to visit Nagi at her home.
I will be back by dinner. Isumi."
**[13:55] ---**
This is terrible! She has
gone outside by herself?!
**[13:59] ---**
She even gets lost on the estate
here on a regular basis...
**[14:02] ---**
Yes, and I heard the daughter
of the Sanzenin family
**[14:05] ---**
was almost kidnapped just
the other day, too...
**[14:08] ---**
Damn it, find her! Find her!
**[14:10] ---**
If she's about to get kidnapped...
**[14:12] ---**
Beat the culprit to a pulp!
**[14:14] ---**
Wearing an expensive coat
like this makes me nervous.
**[14:17] ---**
Well, I'm only going out to buy tea,
**[14:19] ---**
so I doubt anything will
happen to get it dirty.
**[14:21] ---**
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**[14:26] ---**
Oh, I am so sorry!
**[14:28] ---**
I dropped paint that would leave
a permanent stain on cashmere!
**[14:31] ---**
Wha... P-Please be careful.
**[14:34] ---**
Oh, watch out!
**[14:35] ---**
Buckwheat noodle dip that would
leave a permanent stain on cashmere!
**[14:42] ---**
Ah, thank you. That was close, lad.
**[14:45] ---**
It was nothing. Please be careful.
**[14:47] ---**
Whoa, this is terrible!
**[14:49] ---**
A truck piled with octopi that spit ink
**[14:51] ---**
that would leave a permanent
stain on cashmere!
**[15:04] ---**
**Th-This is bad.**
**[15:05] ---**
**These cliché dangers are coming at
me, as if they're targeting me...**
**[15:08] ---**
Loser Park
**[15:11] ---**
If I walk through an empty park like this...
**[15:13] ---**
Yes, I should be safe for now.
**[15:18] ---**
Come to think of it, this is
the park where I met Miss Nagi.
**[15:23] ---**
Right, just around those vending machines...
**[15:32] ---**
Please insert bills here.
***SIGN*** Accepts the
new 1000 yen bills.
**[15:39] ---**
Please insert bills here.
***SIGN*** Accepts the
new 1000 yen bills.
**[15:47] ---**
The machine... is broken.
**[15:52] ---**
Um, you have to put in
bills there, not talismans.
**[15:57] ---**
This is terrible.
**[15:59] ---**
Pardon?
**[16:01] ---**
My friend told me that I mustn't carry
on conversations with strangers,
**[16:06] ---**
and yet, I am...
**[16:08] ---**
Oh, pardon me for that.
**[16:11] ---**
But it's all right.
**[16:13] ---**
This friend of mine is a kind person,
**[16:16] ---**
so I am sure I will be forgiven.
**[16:18] ---**
Is that so? What a relief.
**[16:21] ---**
*Hayate's instincts, which had never
been wrong with this sort of thing,*
**[16:26] ---**
*told him that if he got involved
with this girl right now,*
**[16:29] ---**
*a great misfortune was certain
to befall him today...*
**[16:32] ---**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[16:34] ---**
But to think that I have gotten
lost in a place like this...
**[16:38] ---**
What?
**[16:39] ---**
What in the world... am I to do...
**[16:43] ---**
**I must run away. I must
run away. I must run away.**
**[16:46] ---**
**I must run away in order to avoid misfortune.**
**[16:48] ---**
**I must run away. I must run away!**
**[16:53] ---**
Um, if you'd like my help, it's yours.
**[16:57] ---**
Are you well acquainted
with the roads around here?
**[17:01] ---**
No, I'm not very well acquainted, but...
**[17:03] ---**
If I leave a girl like you alone, I
feel like you might get kidnapped.
**[17:08] ---**
My friend always says the same thing to me.
**[17:14] ---**
Then, I would like to
take you up on your offer
**[17:16] ---**
and ask you for a bit of direction.
**[17:19] ---**
Yes, please go ahead.
**[17:21] ---**
Where am I going?
**[17:23] ---**
What?
**[17:24] ---**
There she is! Over there!
**[17:28] ---**
What?!
**[17:30] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[17:32] ---**
You hand over that girl without a fight!
**[17:35] ---**
**Who are these suspicious people?**
**[17:37] ---**
**Who is this suspicious boy?!**
**[17:40] ---**
**Could it be... Kidnappers?!
*Could it be... Kidnappers?!**
**[17:44] ---**
With this Japanese sword, which
slices through cashmere coats,
**[17:47] ---**
I'll strike you down!
**[17:49] ---**
Get him!
**[17:52] ---**
Hang on tight!
**[17:57] ---**
What a fast getaway!
**[18:03] ---**
Um...
**[18:05] ---**
Don't worry. I'll protect you.
**[18:11] ---**
So... don't worry.
**[18:16] ---**
But...
**[18:18] ---**
What's wrong?
**[18:21] ---**
I feel as though... the area underfoot
is incredibly precarious...
**[18:27] ---**
A pond that makes cashmere coats
really dirty if you fall into it
**[18:28] ---**
**It's a pond that makes cashmere coats
really dirty if you fall into it.**
**[18:35] ---**
So please be absolutely
sure not to get it dirty.
**[18:38] ---**
*But I can't drop this girl into the pond!*
**[18:47] ---**
All right!
**[18:55] ---**
A-Are you okay?
**[18:59] ---**
Thanks to you.
**[19:06] ---**
**Wh-What'll I do? This super
luxury cashmere coat...**
**[19:09] ---**
**It was brand new and Maria
told me not to get it dirty...**
**[19:13] ---**
**We have a careless protagonist.**
**[19:16] ---**
Shut up!
**[19:17] ---**
**But what should I do?**
**[19:18] ---**
**To start with, I'll be honest and
explain what happened to Maria...**
**[19:21] ---**
**And successfully get yourself fired.**
**[19:23] ---**
I told you to shut up!
**[19:24] ---**
**What in the world should I do?**
**[19:26] ---**
Uh, um...
**[19:28] ---**
Like I said, shu...
**[19:30] ---**
Wha... uh... um...
**[19:34] ---**
No, that's not... I mean...
**[19:36] ---**
So, shu... shu... shucks, what
do you think of "Ultraman"?
**[19:40] ---**
What?
**[19:41] ---**
Um...
**[19:43] ---**
I like Bemster.
**[19:45] ---**
What? You will?
**[19:47] ---**
Yes, your precious coat has
been ruined because of me,
**[19:53] ---**
so um... I will pay for it...
**[19:56] ---**
Thank you.
**[19:58] ---**
I appreciate the thought, but I can't accept.
**[20:01] ---**
What? But...
**[20:03] ---**
This was my responsibility to begin with,
**[20:05] ---**
and while things just sort of happened,
**[20:07] ---**
I'm the one who promised to protect you.
**[20:11] ---**
I'll protect you from those
evil men in black. You'll see.
**[20:15] ---**
Evil men in black...
**[20:19] ---**
Yes.
**[20:20] ---**
No, those people are...
**[20:22] ---**
I know.
**[20:24] ---**
They're probably an evil organization
trying to capture you,
**[20:27] ---**
so they can use you to make money.
**[20:29] ---**
Um Um Um
**[20:29] ---**
Oh, no, um...
**[20:31] ---**
Don't worry!
**[20:32] ---**
Organizations of that sort tend
to have extensive spy networks,
**[20:36] ---**
so I won't do anything careless.
**[20:39] ---**
Um Um Um
**[20:39] ---**
No, that is not it...
**[20:41] ---**
I may not look it, but I've
faced a lot of dangers myself,
**[20:45] ---**
so you don't have to worry.
**[20:47] ---**
If we do not get you dry, you
will catch a cold and die.
**[20:54] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:55] ---**
But I'm fine.
**[21:00] ---**
I-It was too late...
**[21:03] ---**
No, no, I'm not dead yet.
**[21:06] ---**
**Anyway, right now, I have
to get her somewhere safe.**
**[21:10] ---**
**Wait, I know of just the place!**
**[21:15] ---**
What? This is...
**[21:17] ---**
Surprised?
**[21:18] ---**
But I know the person who
lives here, so it'll be fine.
**[21:22] ---**
The mistress of this estate is a
little girl about the same age as you
**[21:26] ---**
and she's a little spoiled and headstrong,
**[21:29] ---**
and she can be an unmanageable
bundle of energy sometimes,
**[21:33] ---**
but she's a very kind and adorable girl.
**[21:36] ---**
I am sure I will also be able to
become very good friends with her,
**[21:42] ---**
as if I have known her since we were little.
**[21:45] ---**
The only thing is, I can't go
inside due to various reasons,
**[21:48] ---**
so I'll leave the rest to you!
**[21:49] ---**
What?
**[21:50] ---**
Ding dong dash!
**[21:53] ---**
Uh, um...
**[21:54] ---**
**The cost of playing for the
super luxury cashmere coat...**
**[21:57] ---**
**The threat of being fired...**
**[21:59] ---**
**And new enemies due to a groundless
assumption and misunderstanding**
**[22:03] ---**
**all descend upon him!**
**[22:05] ---**
**Next time, he will fight all of the above**
**[22:07] ---**
**along with the various symptoms of a cold,**
**[22:09] ---**
**such as coughing, fever, and sore throat!**
**[22:14] ---**
Say, it's not a big deal, but I'm hungry.
**[22:17] ---**
Patience! Be patient until Isumi gets here!
**[22:21] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[22:21] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[22:27] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[22:27] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:32] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:32] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:37] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:37] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:42] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:42] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:48] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:48] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:52] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:52] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:58] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:58] ---**
Go by emptily
**[23:03] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[23:03] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[23:09] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[23:09] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[23:14] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[23:14] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[23:19] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[23:19] ---**
I sought it out
**[23:24] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[23:24] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:29] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:29] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:35] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:35] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:39] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:39] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:44] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:44] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
Honestly! Catching a cold all of
a sudden! How weak can you be?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
While the fact that Nagi shut
him out was the final blow,
**[24:02] ---**
the original cause lies with me, so...
**[24:04] ---**
It is true that the Miss delivered
the final blow, but...
**[24:07] ---**
Grr. All right!
**[24:08] ---**
In that case, I will specially make
some dish called "rice porridge"!
**[24:12] ---**
What?
**[24:12] ---**
What was with that? You
didn't sound very happy.
**[24:14] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"You Say You Can See Time,
**[24:15] ---**
You Say You Can See Time, But That Is
Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes
**[24:17] ---**
"But That Is Probably Your Life
Flashing Before Your Eyes".
**[24:18] ---**
Could it be that she used
this, mistaking it for oil?
**[24:21] ---**
You will see the tears of time.
**[24:23] ---**
# 6 - You Say You Can See Time. But That Is Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:13] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:17] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[00:20] ---**
* who is there to support his mistress*
* in all aspects of her life.*
**[00:23] ---**
*Yes!*
**[00:24] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line or a girl...*
**[00:29] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[00:32] ---**
My name is Hayate. Earth is being targeted.
**[00:35] ---**
Your life is also being targeted.
**[00:39] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[00:39] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[00:45] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[00:45] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[00:52] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[00:52] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[00:55] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[00:55] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:00] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:00] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:05] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:05] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:08] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:08] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:13] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:13] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:16] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:16] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:23] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:23] ---**
Just let it take you
**[01:30] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[01:30] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[01:33] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[01:33] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[01:36] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[01:36] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[01:42] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[01:42] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[01:49] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[01:49] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
***SIGN*** You Say You Can See Time, But That Is
Probably Your Life Flashing Before Your Eyes
**[02:17] ---**
Ah, it's you, Isumi!
**[02:20] ---**
You got here quicker than I expected.
**[02:22] ---**
I was worried that you might
have gotten lost again.
**[02:25] ---**
I am sorry for worrying you.
**[02:27] ---**
But everything is fine,
because I *did* get lost.
**[02:31] ---**
Oh... you did...
**[02:33] ---**
Someone I believe to be your new
butler brought me here.
**[02:39] ---**
What? You met Hayate?
**[02:40] ---**
He was wearing a brand new cashmere coat.
**[02:43] ---**
Oh, that definitely sounds
like it was Hayate.
**[02:46] ---**
But he may end up dying if we don't hurry.
**[02:50] ---**
What?!
**[02:50] ---**
Is Hayate in some kind of trouble again?!
**[02:53] ---**
Well, it's certainly conceivable.
**[02:55] ---**
That's not good! Hayate's in a fix!
We're going to save him, Maria!
**[02:58] ---**
Uh, um...
**[02:58] ---**
Perhaps it was a bad idea to make him
wear something he wasn't used to...
**[03:02] ---**
It is a cold...
**[03:02] ---**
That cashmere coat, huh?
**[03:03] ---**
*It is certainly the first crisis he has faced
since he became a butler.*
**[03:04] ---**
Never mind that, Maria! We must hurry!
**[03:06] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Cash Advance!!
**[03:12] ---**
If I don't do something about this coat,
**[03:16] ---**
I'll never be able to go back
to the estate again.
**[03:19] ---**
* Maybe I should just borrow money*
* from somewhere and get a new coat...*
**[03:22] ---**
*No, that won't solve anything.*
**[03:24] ---**
Hey, Ayasaki!
**[03:28] ---**
Long time no see!
**[03:29] ---**
Oh! You people are...
**[03:38] ---**
The "very generous people",
who previously kindly offered
**[03:41] ---**
to send me to a tropical paradise!
**[03:43] ---**
Don't talk about embarrassing things
in an expository manner on the streets.
**[03:47] ---**
What the heck, you're still alive?
**[03:48] ---**
Uh... yes.
**[03:50] ---**
But well, if it weren't
for our business dealings,
**[03:53] ---**
I think I could've liked a guy like ya.
**[03:56] ---**
What?
**[03:57] ---**
Even our chance meetin'
must've been fated somehow.
**[03:59] ---**
If ya want, I'll treat ya to a meal...
**[04:01] ---**
There he is!
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, Ayasaki, who're these guys?
**[04:06] ---**
No need to even ask. They've gotta be Mafia.
**[04:09] ---**
I see. Colleagues of ours, eh?
**[04:12] ---**
I thought you were suspicious
from the start, but so you really are...
**[04:15] ---**
What?! No...
**[04:17] ---**
Hey, four-eyes, you got
a problem with our boy here?
**[04:20] ---**
What?! When did I become one of you?!
**[04:22] ---**
I see, you seem to be determined
to see some bloodshed.
**[04:26] ---**
I don't know who you guys are,
but you've got guts, I'll give you that.
**[04:32] ---**
*Wait, now that I think about it,*
**[04:33] ---**
* I've become involved in a pretty*
* nasty situation, haven't I?*
**[04:37] ---**
* At this rate, never mind*
* being reprimanded by Maria,*
**[04:39] ---**
* I'll get chewed out*
* by the authorities and stuff.*
**[04:41] ---**
* Above all, this may cause problems*
* for the Miss and the others.*
**[04:45] ---**
*I have to escape somehow!*
**[04:49] ---**
Hey, where do you think
you're going, Ayasaki?
**[04:53] ---**
You're not planning on deserting
your comrades, are you?
**[04:56] ---**
As I said earlier, when
did I become one of you?
**[04:58] ---**
What?! Trying to save his own hide
by deserting his comrades?!
**[05:03] ---**
And you call yourself human?!
**[05:04] ---**
What a coldhearted bastard!
**[05:06] ---**
What?! I'm getting condemned
by the other side, too?!
**[05:09] ---**
Since it's come to this...
**[05:10] ---**
...I guess we've got no choice
but to whack him.
**[05:13] ---**
*Oh, I get it.*
**[05:15] ---**
*I'm going to die today.*
**[05:17] ---**
*Man, today's just been an awful day.*
**[05:21] ---**
*If this was how it was going to be,*
**[05:23] ---**
* I wish I'd offered a sincere apology*
* to Maria back at the estate.*
**[05:35] ---**
*Yeah, if I make it back alive,*
**[05:38] ---**
* I'll offer a sincere apology*
* for sure this time.*
**[05:40] ---**
Get him!
**[05:43] ---**
Here I come!
**[05:49] ---**
What are you dragging your
feet for?! We must hurry!
**[05:55] ---**
Knowing Hayate, if we drag our feet,
**[05:57] ---**
he may be skewered by countless
swords before we know it!
**[06:01] ---**
Surely, nothing so drastic...
**[06:03] ---**
Though, the new coat may be in tatters.
**[06:05] ---**
You can bet on it!
Don't underestimate Hayate!
**[06:07] ---**
No, the coat is already in tatters.
**[06:10] ---**
What?
**[06:11] ---**
I see. That's Hayate for you.
**[06:14] ---**
The coat had gotten dirty because of me,
**[06:17] ---**
but he was very troubled by it.
**[06:18] ---**
It shows just how serious he is
about his job as Nagi's butler...
**[06:23] ---**
When you put it that way, we can't be
too hard on him for ruining the coat.
**[06:29] ---**
I wasn't going to be hard on him
for it to begin with.
**[06:32] ---**
Oh, he seems to have
come home at the perfect time.
**[06:36] ---**
What a hopeless guy.
**[06:40] ---**
Oh, thank goodness.
I managed to get back alive somehow.
**[06:46] ---**
Maria, you are not to scold Hayate, either.
**[06:49] ---**
We must give him a warm welcome.
**[06:51] ---**
Well, if you say so, Nagi.
**[06:54] ---**
Speaking of which,
did Hayate say anything about me?
**[06:57] ---**
What?
**[06:58] ---**
You know, anything
about me being cute or charming...
**[07:02] ---**
Um... um...
**[07:05] ---**
Oh, as I recall, he said you were
a little, spoiled, headstrong,
**[07:08] ---**
and an unmanageable bundle of energy...
**[07:13] ---**
Oh... I'm back.
**[07:15] ---**
Miss...
**[07:16] ---**
What?!
**[07:18] ---**
Wh-Why?! Why did you shut the door?! Miss?!
**[07:22] ---**
Shut up! Stupid jerk!
**[07:25] ---**
Honestly! How rude!
**[07:27] ---**
But also kind and adorable.
**[07:31] ---**
I think it would work better
if you mentioned that earlier.
**[07:34] ---**
*And thus,*
**[07:36] ---**
* all too soon, the butler-in-debt's*
* miserable life came to an end.*
**[07:40] ---**
P-Please, no jokes...
***SIGN*** Sign: Fox Udon Dontaro
**[07:52] ---**
I'm hot!
**[07:55] ---**
I am sorry, it seems I am making
such trouble for everyone...
**[07:59] ---**
38.9 degrees. He's unmistakably
come down with a cold.
**[08:03] ---**
Honestly!
**[08:04] ---**
The weather may have suddenly
gotten cooler, but to catch a cold!
**[08:07] ---**
How weak can you be?!
**[08:09] ---**
Well, I don't know anything
about him being weak, but...
**[08:13] ---**
When *someone* locked him out
**[08:15] ---**
to spend hours in soaking wet
clothes in this cold weather,
**[08:19] ---**
it's no wonder that he caught a cold.
**[08:25] ---**
Stare...
**[08:28] ---**
Stare...
**[08:31] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[08:32] ---**
You make it sound as though I'm the bad guy!
**[08:35] ---**
Are you in pain, Hayate?
**[08:39] ---**
Yes, a lot...
**[08:43] ---**
Stare...
**[08:44] ---**
Stare...
**[08:48] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[08:49] ---**
Don't look at me with eyes like Kenshiro's.
**[08:51] ---**
Like when he mastered the Musou Tensei!
**[08:56] ---**
It was an unavoidable accident
that you caught a cold.
**[08:58] ---**
You just relax and get some rest.
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, all right...
**[09:03] ---**
Um, this is a milkshake.
It will warm you up.
**[09:07] ---**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[09:10] ---**
It is nothing.
**[09:11] ---**
While the fact that Nagi
shut you out was the final blow,
**[09:15] ---**
the original cause lies with me, so...
**[09:17] ---**
* This was Isumi trying to cover*
* for Nagi in her own way.*
**[09:21] ---**
It is true that the Miss
delivered the final blow, but...
**[09:24] ---**
I had no idea that you went
to the same school as the Miss.
**[09:28] ---**
And I am the one who leapt
to the horribly wrong conclusion...
**[09:31] ---**
Oh, no, please do not let that bother you.
**[09:33] ---**
Well... I'll enjoy this now.
**[09:35] ---**
Yes. Though, I do not know
if it will be to your taste...
**[09:42] ---**
This is really delicious.
**[09:44] ---**
I am so glad it is to your taste.
**[09:46] ---**
You made this yourself, right?
I see that you must be a good cook.
**[09:50] ---**
I do not know if I am good or not,
**[09:53] ---**
but I *am* a girl, after all.
**[09:59] ---**
It's wrong to think that you should cook,
just because you're a girl, Isumi!
**[10:03] ---**
With such antiquated notions,
**[10:05] ---**
you won't survive
in the information age to come!
**[10:08] ---**
Nagi, you only use big words when
you are trying to cover up something.
**[10:15] ---**
You know her so very well.
**[10:17] ---**
Anyway, men and women are equal
in the 21st century! No boundaries!
**[10:21] ---**
Having said that, you still haven't
even had lunch, right, Hayate?
**[10:25] ---**
What? N-No...
**[10:27] ---**
All right,
**[10:28] ---**
then I shall put special effort into
making some dish called "rice porridge".
**[10:32] ---**
What?!
**[10:33] ---**
What was with that?
You didn't sound very happy.
**[10:35] ---**
Or what? Are you saying you
don't want to eat my cooking?!
**[10:38] ---**
No, my heart is bursting with gratitude.
**[10:41] ---**
All right, then prepare
yourself and wait for me!
**[10:44] ---**
I have read through every volume of
"Mister Ajikko" and "Gourmand-kun".
**[10:47] ---**
There is no dish that I cannot make!
**[10:50] ---**
Let's go, Tama!
**[10:51] ---**
M-Meow...
**[10:53] ---**
What's with your weak response, too?!
**[10:55] ---**
Meow...
**[10:59] ---**
Then I shall go prepare
some stomach medicine.
**[11:02] ---**
Please hang in there, my dear Hayate.
**[11:05] ---**
R-Right...
**[11:06] ---**
* And thus, Miss Nagi's*
* ministrations began. However...*
**[11:10] ---**
* No, considering how*
* confident the Miss seems,*
**[11:14] ---**
*surely her dish won't be that terrible...*
**[11:15] ---**
* Hayate could find no way to convince*
* himself that he would recover soon.*
**[11:20] ---**
What's this, Saku?
I didn't know you were still here.
**[11:23] ---**
I got sucked into the Downtown DVD
box set, but then I got hungry...
**[11:28] ---**
In that case, I am about to begin cooking,
**[11:30] ---**
so I'll let you have a taste.
**[11:32] ---**
Whoops! I've still got DVDs
that I gotta watch.
**[11:35] ---**
Where are you going?
**[11:38] ---**
But since I'm going to
the trouble of making this,
**[11:40] ---**
I want to try seasoning it in a
unique and distinctive way...
**[11:44] ---**
* This is the first mistake*
* that amateur cooks fall for.*
**[11:48] ---**
Hmm, I want some punchy flavor...
**[11:51] ---**
Oh, vinegar's supposed to be good for you...
**[11:54] ---**
*This is bad!*
**[11:55] ---**
*If yer forced to eat Nagi's cookin',*
**[11:57] ---**
* it won't be enough, no matter*
* how many lives you've got.*
**[11:59] ---**
*Hayate might end up dead...*
**[12:04] ---**
Hey, Sakuya, what do you think?
**[12:05] ---**
Huh?
**[12:10] ---**
But I'm so sorry about this, Isumi.
**[12:12] ---**
Pardon?
**[12:13] ---**
Well, you know, because Hayate has
caused you all kinds of trouble...
**[12:17] ---**
Oh, no, it was no trouble.
**[12:20] ---**
But I can see why my Nagi
put her trust in him...
**[12:24] ---**
He was quite kind to me.
**[12:29] ---**
*Could this possibly mean...*
**[12:30] ---**
* ...that once again, Hayate*
* is spreading a kind of ailment*
**[12:34] ---**
*that's even more troublesome than a cold?*
**[12:38] ---**
Welcome, Master! (*I*rasshaimase goshujin-sa*ma*)
**[12:43] ---**
Now, now, now. (*M*aa, maa, ma*a*)
**[12:45] ---**
Here, it's ready, Hayate.
**[12:47] ---**
I'm quite confident of how it turned out,
so eat it with that in mind!
**[12:49] ---**
*Oh? This looks better than I expected.*
**[12:52] ---**
*Is it just possible...?*
**[12:54] ---**
Right, then I shall enjoy it right away.
**[12:59] ---**
*Th-This is...*
**[13:01] ---**
*Never mind the poor use of salt*
**[13:02] ---**
* or that it subtly tastes like sushi rice*
* or that it's not fully cooked.*
**[13:06] ---**
*Before all that...*
**[13:07] ---**
* I can smell the faint aroma of*
* the detergent used in the kitchen.*
**[13:11] ---**
What is it, Hayate?
**[13:12] ---**
*This can no longer even be called food...*
**[13:15] ---**
Um, could it be that it didn't taste good?
**[13:20] ---**
*They say that there are times*
**[13:21] ---**
* when a man's pride requires*
* that he see something through.*
**[13:25] ---**
It is very... delicious.
**[13:27] ---**
*Kids, you must never try this at home.*
**[13:29] ---**
* Why? Because detergent*
* is neither food nor drink.*
**[13:32] ---**
I-I see! I'm glad to hear that!
**[13:35] ---**
I hadn't tasted it, so I was worried,
but I guess it turned out good!
**[13:38] ---**
Yes, it's absolutely fantastic, Miss!
**[13:41] ---**
The bit of oil I used for subtle
flavor must have worked.
**[13:45] ---**
Is that right?
**[13:46] ---**
There's plenty more,
so go ahead and eat it all.
**[13:49] ---**
Oh, it's so good! Oh! My Konbu!
**[13:53] ---**
You're such a glutton, Hayate!
**[13:54] ---**
* To live up to the mistress's expectations!*
* That is what a butler does!*
***SIGN*** OIL comes off easily!
Marmar Lemon
**[14:00] ---**
* Could it be that she used this,*
* mistaking it for oil?*
**[14:05] ---**
* To live up to the mistress's expectations!*
* That is what a pet does!*
**[14:05] ---**
Meow... Meow... Meow...
**[14:09] ---**
Th-Thank you for the food...
**[14:11] ---**
Ah, you really cleaned your plate!
**[14:14] ---**
You must have been awfully hungry.
**[14:16] ---**
Well, I'll go clean this up,
so get some good sleep.
**[14:19] ---**
Y-Yessir...
**[14:24] ---**
* Unfortunate things*
* are always happening to me, but...*
**[14:26] ---**
* Today was kind of amazingly*
* worse than usual...*
**[14:31] ---**
If you push yourself too hard,
you really will end up dead.
**[14:34] ---**
Maria...
**[14:38] ---**
Honestly! I'm amazed
that you managed to eat all of that.
**[14:41] ---**
What?
**[14:42] ---**
Because, I mean, she put in detergent
instead of oil by mistake, right?
**[14:46] ---**
Yes, I guess...
**[14:49] ---**
But the Miss worked hard to make
that dish for me, after all.
**[14:53] ---**
And besides, it made me happy
**[14:55] ---**
that I had someone taking
care me while I was sick.
**[14:57] ---**
Did your mother not take care
of you when you got sick?
**[15:03] ---**
Whether her child got a fever
or was severely injured,
**[15:07] ---**
my mother was the sort
who blithely ignored it
**[15:09] ---**
and just invested in her dreams
where the reels keep spinning.
***SIGN*** Sign: Lunch Money
***SIGN*** Sign: Mother
**[15:13] ---**
Oh... that's...
**[15:16] ---**
* Oh, this boy! Casually mentioning*
* such a depressing story...*
**[15:20] ---**
Well, at any rate, please
get some rest for today, okay?
**[15:23] ---**
I will, I'm so sleepy already.
**[15:25] ---**
Then, good night.
**[15:45] ---**
Hayate...
**[15:51] ---**
Thank you.
**[15:55] ---**
Excuse me, what are you doing, Miss?
**[16:00] ---**
That is... With your face so close to me,
**[16:03] ---**
it's hard for me to sleep...
**[16:07] ---**
Shut up! Hayate, you stupid jerk!
**[16:09] ---**
Oh, Miss, that's...
**[16:11] ---**
Shut up! You idiot!
**[16:13] ---**
*They say that good people die young, but...*
**[16:16] ---**
*I feel like I sort of understand why now.*
**[16:20] ---**
* And thus, the poverty-stricken*
* butler's hellish day came to an end.*
**[16:26] ---**
*However...*
**[16:30] ---**
* A good night's sleep*
* and I'm completely over my cold.*
**[16:33] ---**
* I wasn't able to do anything yesterday,*
* so I better work hard today.*
**[16:38] ---**
Good morning.
**[16:39] ---**
Huh?
**[16:40] ---**
Uh... right... Good morning.
**[16:44] ---**
The weather is so fine today,
it's perfect for laundry, don't you think?
**[16:47] ---**
Huh?
**[16:48] ---**
Uh, yes, I agree.
**[16:51] ---**
My, my, you are a Sanzenin butler,
and yet your strong tie is crooked.
**[16:57] ---**
You should pay close attention
to your personal appearance,
**[16:59] ---**
so as not to be an embarrassment
to your mistress.
**[17:02] ---**
Well, then, good day...
**[17:03] ---**
Huh?!
**[17:11] ---**
Uh, um...
**[17:20] ---**
Who the?
**[17:21] ---**
There is someone strange in the residence?
**[17:24] ---**
Yes, she's wearing a maid outfit
that's different from yours
**[17:26] ---**
and she wears glasses.
**[17:28] ---**
I see. Any other
distinguishing characteristics?
**[17:30] ---**
Let me think.
**[17:32] ---**
If I had to say, she looks
incredibly capable,
**[17:35] ---**
but she's unmistakably a natural born klutz!
**[17:37] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[17:40] ---**
She is not a problem, so please go
about your morning cleaning duties.
**[17:44] ---**
I see...
**[17:45] ---**
Oh, also, I believe we should
have one other visitor,
**[17:50] ---**
so when you see that person,
please show them to the drawing room.
**[17:52] ---**
Uh, yes, I understand.
**[17:56] ---**
Someone from the Tachibana family is here?
**[17:58] ---**
Yes, it appears Saki is here,
so security must have let them in.
**[18:05] ---**
Klaus, it's me.
**[18:06] ---**
We have some suspicious
individuals inside the residence.
**[18:08] ---**
Drive them out immediately!
**[18:10] ---**
That's right! I don't care how you do it!
**[18:12] ---**
I'll even permit
the non-lethal use of firearms!
**[18:15] ---**
Uh, um...
**[18:16] ---**
Just get rid of them right away! That's all!
**[18:18] ---**
There's no need to actually kick them out...
**[18:21] ---**
But... I don't want Hayate to know!
**[18:27] ---**
*She said we should have another visitor...*
**[18:33] ---**
Aw, man, I wish the Earth
would just get destroyed.
**[18:36] ---**
* Wh-What is with this boy,*
* muttering such disturbing things...*
**[18:41] ---**
E-Excuse me...
**[18:42] ---**
Huh? Who the hell are you?
**[18:44] ---**
Don't talk so familiarly to me
with your poor-looking face, moron!
**[18:48] ---**
*Um... Um...*
**[18:50] ---**
*Oh, I see!*
**[18:51] ---**
* Maybe this most impudent child*
* is the guest Maria was talking about.*
**[18:56] ---**
I swear! I'm in the crappiest mood!
**[18:59] ---**
I'm just bored, so would you go jump
into that pond for me?
**[19:02] ---**
Oh, certainly. Wait... What?!
**[19:04] ---**
Left your guard down!
**[19:11] ---**
If you're a butler, you should
dodge easy attacks like that.
**[19:14] ---**
You can't protect your mistress
if you're that feeble.
**[19:16] ---**
Oh! W-Wait a moment, please!
**[19:19] ---**
What? You got some problem with me?
**[19:22] ---**
No, I was told to show our visitor
to the drawing room, so...
**[19:26] ---**
Wow, so you're not gonna get mad?
**[19:28] ---**
Even after I pushed you around like that...
**[19:31] ---**
I'm used to it, so...
**[19:33] ---**
Young Sir, so this is where you were!
**[19:36] ---**
Who cares where the heck I go?
**[19:37] ---**
"Young Sir"?
**[19:38] ---**
By the way, Young Sir,
I have a bit of a question.
**[19:41] ---**
Huh? If it's about this guy,
I don't know anything.
**[19:44] ---**
No, that is not it.
**[19:46] ---**
What in the world is
that machine behind you...?
***SIGN*** Security 8801
**[19:53] ---**
What the?! It's floating!
**[19:56] ---**
It has a Minovsky drive?!
**[19:57] ---**
Beep! Target sighted!
Immediately moving to eliminate!
**[20:02] ---**
Eliminate!
**[20:02] ---**
What?!
**[20:03] ---**
Eliminate! Eliminate!
**[20:06] ---**
What the hell is that thing?!
**[20:07] ---**
I do not know! That is why I asked you!
**[20:09] ---**
Like I'd know anything about
some stupid Sanzenin mecha!
**[20:12] ---**
Beep!
**[20:13] ---**
Target sighted!
**[20:15] ---**
Gack! More from the front!
**[20:17] ---**
*Ugh... I don't know what's going on,*
**[20:19] ---**
*but as a Sanzenin family butler,*
**[20:21] ---**
* I have to safely escort our visitors*
* to the drawing room!*
**[20:23] ---**
Please hang on tight!
**[20:25] ---**
You...!
**[20:26] ---**
Please rest easy.
**[20:27] ---**
As a Sanzenin butler, the one thing
I will ensure is safety for our guests...
**[20:30] ---**
Never mind that! Don't hold me
against your sopping wet clothes!
**[20:33] ---**
What?!
**[20:34] ---**
Th-That is right!
**[20:35] ---**
T-To handle a girl's body so familiarly...
**[20:39] ---**
I-It's depraved!
**[20:40] ---**
I-I see, pardon me...
**[20:42] ---**
Y-You can't do this!
If you struggle like that in the air...
**[20:54] ---**
Well, I certainly did ask you
to show them to the drawing room, but...
**[20:58] ---**
You didn't have to bring them
in through the ceiling...
**[21:01] ---**
M-My apologies...
**[21:03] ---**
I told you, that's cold!
**[21:05] ---**
Please let me go already!
**[21:07] ---**
What will I do if I become
ruined for marriage?!
**[21:09] ---**
Right...
**[21:11] ---**
So, who in the world are these people?
**[21:14] ---**
What?
**[21:17] ---**
This boy is Wataru Tachibana
**[21:21] ---**
and he is Nagi's... betrothed.
**[21:24] ---**
Huh?
**[21:24] ---**
* Wataru, a mysterious boy, who has come*
* to see Nagi, and his maid, Saki.*
**[21:29] ---**
*And Isumi.*
**[21:30] ---**
*Is Wataru really betrothed to Nagi?*
**[21:33] ---**
* With signs of even more troubling*
* times in the next episode,*
**[21:35] ---**
* he will battle the vast*
* subterranean labyrinth of Tokyo,*
**[21:37] ---**
*the underground!*
**[21:39] ---**
* Oh, hmm... Hold on a sec,*
* there was one more person here.*
**[21:46] ---**
That's so stupid!
**[21:48] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[21:49] ---**
*To be continued next time!*
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:06] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:06] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:32] ---**
I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
We've just started this segment today,
but what exactly is this segment for?
**[23:36] ---**
In this segment, we'll follow your
progress as you become a fine butler
**[23:38] ---**
and take a stand against a gigantic evil!
**[23:41] ---**
A gigantic evil?
**[23:41] ---**
By the way, what's this song
playing in the background?
**[23:44] ---**
Ah, yes, this is my image song,
composed by the famous maestro.
**[23:48] ---**
It perfectly conveys my
desire to protect you!
**[23:51] ---**
Ah, is that right?
I'll be counting on you, Hayate.
**[23:53] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:57] ---**
You're Nagi's new butler, right?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki...
**[24:02] ---**
Since we're here anyway,
how about a little duel before breakfast?
**[24:06] ---**
Um, is it the norm for the rich and
famous to have duels in the morning?
**[24:10] ---**
I don't really get it, but he probably
wants to show off how cool he is.
**[24:13] ---**
Well, just beat the crap out of him for now.
**[24:15] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:17] ---**
"A Man's Fight".
**[24:18] ---**
Ready to meet your fate, you stupid butler?!
**[24:19] ---**
A Man's Fight
**[24:20] ---**
Take this!
**[24:22] ---**
Lots more fan service coming next time!
# 7 - A Man's Fight
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:11] ---**
*After a quick bit of fan service,*
**[00:14] ---**
*we begin with a summary of the last episode.*
**[00:16] ---**
* Accompanied by his maid,*
* a mysterious boy has come to see Nagi.*
**[00:21] ---**
*What might his true identity be?*
**[00:27] ---**
This boy is Wataru Tachibana
**[00:30] ---**
and he is Nagi's... betrothed.
**[00:34] ---**
Huh?
**[00:35] ---**
*That is all. End of summary.*
**[00:38] ---**
That's no good, mister.
**[00:40] ---**
Ya gotta get over yer bashfulness!
**[00:41] ---**
Ya can't win scenes for yerself like this.
**[00:43] ---**
I-I see...
**[00:46] ---**
Listen up. What yer character
lacks is punch, Mr. Klaus.
**[00:49] ---**
The comedic drive to step forward,
even if ya hafta push people aside.
**[00:54] ---**
Okay, here goes.
**[00:55] ---**
Oh, my glasses, my glasses...
**[00:57] ---**
My glasses, my glasses,
my glasses, my glasses...
**[01:02] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[01:05] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[01:08] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[01:11] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[01:15] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:16] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:20] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:26] ---**
I hope I get more screen time.
**[01:27] ---**
That's all for today.
**[01:31] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:31] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:37] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:37] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:44] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:44] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:47] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:47] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:52] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:52] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:56] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:56] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:00] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:00] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:05] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:05] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:08] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:08] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:15] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:15] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:22] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:22] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:25] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:25] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:28] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:28] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:34] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:34] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:41] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:41] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:59] ---**
A Man's Fight
**[03:04] ---**
Um, betrothed, as in...
**[03:06] ---**
Like a husband-to-be
determined by her parents...?
**[03:08] ---**
Yes, that makes him her fiancé.
**[03:12] ---**
I see.
**[03:14] ---**
But Miss, I had no idea you had
an official boyfriend.
**[03:18] ---**
Y-You're wrong! Don't misunderstand!
**[03:19] ---**
He's not my boyfriend,
but my betrothed! My betrothed!
**[03:22] ---**
In other words, it's something
our families decided on their own,
**[03:24] ---**
so... um...
**[03:26] ---**
No, really, I'm so surprised
that you're betrothed.
**[03:30] ---**
A young lady of the upper class
certainly has it different.
**[03:33] ---**
*To Nagi, his smile...*
**[03:35] ---**
You never told me you were betrothed!
**[03:38] ---**
Was our relationship just a game to you?!
**[03:41] ---**
*...apparently looked like that.*
**[03:45] ---**
*Hayate's pretty angry.*
**[03:47] ---**
* I must resolve the*
* misunderstanding, no matter what!*
**[03:49] ---**
But are they sure about this?
**[03:50] ---**
If the Miss marries into his family,
**[03:52] ---**
won't that be the end of the Sanzenin name?
**[03:55] ---**
There is no problem in that regard.
**[03:57] ---**
Since Nagi will not be the one
to marry into his family.
**[03:58] ---**
Oh, so the Miss will receive Wataru
into the family as her husband.
**[04:03] ---**
Like hell I'm being received
as Nagi's husband!
**[04:05] ---**
But such a thing does not happen often.
**[04:07] ---**
An opportunity to marry
an adorable girl like Miss Nagi...
**[04:12] ---**
Hayate...
**[04:13] ---**
Hah! A selfish, spoiled,
irresponsible manga nerd,
**[04:16] ---**
who thinks she's the boss of this world!
**[04:19] ---**
Like anyone would want her!
**[04:21] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[04:22] ---**
Like hell I'm taking that
from a brat like you,
**[04:25] ---**
you stupid, stupid, stupid!
**[04:26] ---**
That's my like, you ugly, ugly, ugly!
**[04:31] ---**
Wow, I guess people who are
betrothed really do get along.
**[04:32] ---**
Ugly! Ugly!
**[04:34] ---**
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
**[04:35] ---**
If that looks like they're
getting along to you,
**[04:36] ---**
you should go see an eye
doctor or brain surgeon.
**[04:38] ---**
And you! Can't you be
at least a little more ladylike?!
**[04:42] ---**
Wataru.
**[04:44] ---**
Th-That voice... Don't tell me...
**[04:50] ---**
Good morning, Wataru.
**[04:52] ---**
What are you doing so early in the morning?
**[04:54] ---**
Well... uh... Isumi...
**[04:57] ---**
Could it be because you also heard
that Nagi had a new butler?
**[05:02] ---**
W-Well, I myself was of a similar mind.
***SIGN*** I Myself
**[05:05] ---**
*"I myself"?!*
**[05:06] ---**
But I just heard some loud noises...
**[05:10] ---**
Could it be that you were
fighting with Nagi?
**[05:12] ---**
N-Not at all! We would never fight!
**[05:15] ---**
Nagi and I always get along famously!
**[05:17] ---**
What's with the drastic
change in his persona?
**[05:20] ---**
Well, basically...
**[05:22] ---**
It means that Wataru likes Isumi.
**[05:25] ---**
What?! He likes someone else
when he's betrothed?!
**[05:29] ---**
Well, it's not a betrothal
that they wanted for themselves.
**[05:32] ---**
Then, does the Miss want to
break off her betrothal to Wataru?
**[05:36] ---**
Of course, I do!
**[05:38] ---**
As if we could marry when
we don't even like each other!
**[05:41] ---**
If Isumi comes to like Wataru,
it would solve everything,
**[05:45] ---**
but regrettably, Wataru doesn't
register on Isumi's radar at all.
**[05:48] ---**
So, whatever the case,
if Wataru and Isumi become an item,
**[05:51] ---**
the betrothal will be off, correct?
**[05:53] ---**
Yes! It seems you finally understand!
**[05:55] ---**
Everyone, we haven't eaten this morning,
**[05:57] ---**
so how about some breakfast?
**[05:59] ---**
Would you prefer
a Japanese breakfast, Isumi?
**[06:02] ---**
What?
**[06:03] ---**
W-Well...
**[06:07] ---**
Then, whichever you prefer,
my dear Hayate...
**[06:10] ---**
* I-Isumi! Don't tell me*
* you have feelings for him?!*
**[06:13] ---**
Then everyone, please head
towards the dining room.
**[06:16] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[06:18] ---**
You're Nagi's new butler, right?
***SIGN*** RROOAARR
**[06:21] ---**
Uh, yes, my name is Hayate Ayasaki...
**[06:24] ---**
Since we're here, how about
a little duel before breakfast?
**[06:37] ---**
Um, is it the norm for the rich and
famous to have duels in the morning?
**[06:41] ---**
Who knows?
**[06:42] ---**
I don't really get it,
**[06:43] ---**
but he probably wants to
show off how cool he is to Isumi.
**[06:46] ---**
Even though it's a waste of time.
**[06:47] ---**
Well, if he loses really badly,
he may gain Isumi's sympathy,
**[06:51] ---**
so beat the crap out of him.
**[06:53] ---**
Uh, right...
**[06:57] ---**
All right, ready to meet your fate,
you stupid butler?!
**[06:59] ---**
I'll warn you, though. Hayate's strong.
**[07:02] ---**
After all, he can catch up
to a car on a bicycle.
**[07:04] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[07:06] ---**
* There's no way a poor-looking*
* guy like him is strong!*
**[07:09] ---**
Do you have any experience with sabers?
**[07:11] ---**
Hmm, let's see...
**[07:16] ---**
Well, that's about
the best I can do with it.
**[07:20] ---**
Hey, what do you want to do?
**[07:21] ---**
Sh-Shut up!
**[07:24] ---**
O-Once a man's decided to do something,
**[07:27] ---**
there's no going back!
**[07:29] ---**
*Oh, boy...*
**[07:30] ---**
*I know what the Miss asked me to do, but...*
**[07:34] ---**
*Hold on.*
**[07:34] ---**
* If I can neatly bring the two of them*
* to an understanding...*
**[07:43] ---**
Wind Scar!
**[07:49] ---**
Isumi, be with me...
**[07:50] ---**
Yes, I will marry you!
**[07:52] ---**
Yay! The betrothal's off!
**[07:55] ---**
Excellent work, Hayate!
**[07:57] ---**
*All right, it's settled then!*
**[08:00] ---**
Here I come!
**[08:01] ---**
*Please watch this, Miss!*
**[08:03] ---**
* Hayate Ayasaki's greatest*
* performance of his life!*
**[08:07] ---**
Take this!
**[08:09] ---**
*But...*
**[08:11] ---**
* Sharp instruments are dangerous,*
* so let's still get that out of the way...*
**[08:15] ---**
Whoa, he got me!
**[08:19] ---**
Thud.
**[08:26] ---**
*Huh? That's odd.*
**[08:27] ---**
* That should've set the flag*
* for a happy ending...*
**[08:30] ---**
Oh, my dear Hayate...
**[08:33] ---**
To think you would lose on purpose,
**[08:35] ---**
so as not to hurt the pride
of the violent and weak Wataru.
**[08:39] ---**
How kind of you...
**[08:42] ---**
N-Not at all!
**[08:43] ---**
Wataru is truly strong
and I didn't stand a chance!
**[08:49] ---**
Huh? Oh, wait...
**[08:51] ---**
I'm... never... letting you
get away with that...
**[08:56] ---**
I'll defeat you for sure someday!
**[08:59] ---**
Remember this! You idiot!
**[09:02] ---**
Th-This wasn't how it was supposed to be...
**[09:04] ---**
Goodness. To think he psychologically
beat the crap out of him...
**[09:07] ---**
Hayate really is good.
**[09:09] ---**
*Or rather, that cheap performance...*
**[09:12] ---**
* Is he still angry that I didn't*
* tell him that I was betrothed?*
**[09:17] ---**
*Wataru has left the estate by himself.*
**[09:20] ---**
*Incidentally, as for his maid's bath...*
**[09:25] ---**
The water was quite fine.
**[09:28] ---**
* She was in there so long,*
* the first half has already ended.*
**[09:34] ---**
Tell me you love me.
(*A*ishiteiru to itte ku*re*)
**[09:38] ---**
Love beam! (*Re*nai bii*mu*)
**[09:40] ---**
I still think it would be better
if I went to apologize to him.
**[09:44] ---**
What I did to Wataru was inexcusable.
**[09:47] ---**
Well, certainly,
**[09:49] ---**
I do feel a little sorry for him
to leave things like this, but...
**[09:53] ---**
Leave it, leave it.
**[09:54] ---**
Besides, for a boy
to cry in front of others...
**[09:57] ---**
How weak could he be?
**[09:58] ---**
My, that is awful! Calling him weak...
**[10:01] ---**
It is the truth, but since he made
Wataru cry, he should apologize.
**[10:04] ---**
You're the one who made him cry, though.
**[10:06] ---**
S-So, given that I am going to apologize,
**[10:09] ---**
where will I be able to
find Wataru's estate?
**[10:12] ---**
What? Isn't that more
of a building than an estate?
**[10:16] ---**
Yes, because Wataru lives
**[10:18] ---**
at the top of the Tachibana
Group's Shinjuku Headquarters.
**[10:21] ---**
Wow, he's in the middle of downtown?
**[10:24] ---**
Then, the roads will be congested
at this hour in the morning...
**[10:30] ---**
I suppose taking the train
would be faster than driving.
**[10:34] ---**
Huh? Did I say something wrong?
**[10:37] ---**
The train... Isumi, have you
ever been on one?
**[10:40] ---**
I have ridden the Orient Express
and the Siberian Express, but...
**[10:44] ---**
Not any in Japan...
**[10:46] ---**
Right?
**[10:47] ---**
Besides, there aren't all
that many trains running, right?
**[10:50] ---**
Then, what's that?
**[10:54] ---**
This is a game. A game.
**[10:56] ---**
Could it be that you have
never ridden a train, Miss?!
**[10:59] ---**
No, she hasn't.
**[11:00] ---**
But were there that many
bullet train stations in Tokyo?
**[11:04] ---**
Huh?! The bullet train?!
**[11:05] ---**
What?! By train, you weren't
referring to the bullet train?
**[11:10] ---**
Um, excuse my abrupt question,
**[11:13] ---**
but do you ladies know what the "subway" is?
**[11:15] ---**
The subway?
**[11:16] ---**
Yes, like the Oedo Line
or the Marunouchi Line.
**[11:18] ---**
They are trains that run underground.
***SIGN*** Murmur
**[11:22] ---**
So, there are bullet trains
running underground in Tokyo?
**[11:25] ---**
No, there are trains other
than bullet trains!
**[11:29] ---**
So, underground, what kind
of scenery do you see outside?
**[11:32] ---**
No, there is nothing to see!
**[11:34] ---**
I thought they're only
for transporting Koubu
**[11:35] ---**
and ordinary people couldn't ride them!
**[11:37] ---**
That was just during the Taisho era!
**[11:39] ---**
Ah, that sounds interesting.
**[11:41] ---**
I had no intention
of going to Wataru's place,
**[11:43] ---**
but I'd like to take a ride
on this so-called subway.
**[11:45] ---**
All right, we are going to ride
this subway thing, Hayate!
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
**[11:50] ---**
B-But will it be all right?
**[11:52] ---**
Getting on such a strange vehicle
with just the children...
**[11:54] ---**
At Shinjuku Station alone,
**[11:56] ---**
approximately 570,000 people get
on this strange vehicle every day.
***SIGN*** °Research by Hayate
**[12:00] ---**
Incidentally, the breakdown of that is...
**[12:02] ---**
...230,000 people
on the Metro Shinjuku Line,
**[12:04] ---**
100,000 people on the Oedo Line,
**[12:05] ---**
and 240,000 people on the Marunouchi Line.
**[12:07] ---**
That is all for the explanation.
**[12:09] ---**
Ah, you're so knowledgeable, Hayate!
**[12:11] ---**
You see that? Nothing to worry about.
**[12:13] ---**
Besides, we may get to see
subterranean people or living dinosaurs!
**[12:17] ---**
Th-That is why I'm saying it's dangerous!
**[12:20] ---**
W-Well, we have Isumi along with us also,
**[12:22] ---**
so I will escort them carefully
to keep from getting lost.
**[12:25] ---**
Speaking of Isumi,
where in the world is she?
**[12:28] ---**
What?
**[12:29] ---**
Could she have gotten lost already?!
**[12:31] ---**
Oh, no! We only looked away
for just a moment!
**[12:33] ---**
I underestimated Isumi's abilities.
**[12:36] ---**
To start with, Maria, contact security.
**[12:38] ---**
Hayate and I will search nearby!
**[12:41] ---**
Right!
**[12:42] ---**
Oh, wait, Nagi!
**[12:48] ---**
I think Isumi probably headed
for that so-called subway, but...
**[12:52] ---**
That's terrible! There are numerous
subway stations in Tokyo alone!
**[12:56] ---**
No, the "subway" in this case
is Isumi's idea of the "subway".
**[13:00] ---**
So, I'd give it a 90 chance that
she hasn't made it to the real subway.
**[13:00] ---**
Rum raisin! Triple on a regular cone!
**[13:04] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[13:07] ---**
Yeah, Isumi never makes it
to her destination on her own!
**[13:12] ---**
So there will be no mistake
if you follow me.
**[13:15] ---**
Where Isumi has gone
**[13:16] ---**
will be the closest place around
that resembles the subway!
**[13:20] ---**
Wait, no, no, no.
Where in the world are we, Miss?
**[13:24] ---**
Wh-Who knows?
**[13:26] ---**
Earlier, I found a construction guy
who sounded like he'd seen Isumi...
***SIGN*** A While Ago
**[13:29] ---**
Um, is this the entrance to the subway?
**[13:33] ---**
Eh?
**[13:34] ---**
The subway, where they transport
dinosaurs using bullet trains...
**[13:38] ---**
Oh sure, it's definitely underground, but...
**[13:40] ---**
Well, there are all kinds of unknown
worlds sprawled under Tokyo
**[13:43] ---**
that even the government
doesn't know everything about,
**[13:46] ---**
so you just might find...
**[13:47] ---**
Wait, huh?! Missy?!
**[13:49] ---**
So, I bought out the construction site
and we went underground with security.
**[13:54] ---**
I think that part went fine, but...
**[14:00] ---**
Th-That's a Griffon!
**[14:07] ---**
A trick of the light...
**[14:08] ---**
Part of me almost wishes it was
and part of me doesn't...
**[14:11] ---**
Miss, where are you?!
**[14:14] ---**
At any rate, we should go back for now.
**[14:16] ---**
Or we'll get lost for real, too.
**[14:19] ---**
M-Miss?
**[14:21] ---**
Y-You fool! Don't change
directions so suddenly!
**[14:24] ---**
I thought you were leaving me behind!
**[14:26] ---**
I don't handle dark places
like this too well...
**[14:29] ---**
So please don't make any sudden moves.
**[14:32] ---**
But Miss...
**[14:34] ---**
Then, what do you do at night?
**[14:36] ---**
Might you have trouble
sleeping alone at night?
**[14:39] ---**
No, wait... it's not...
**[14:40] ---**
I-It's not as if I can't sleep alone...
**[14:44] ---**
I'm not a child, after all.
**[14:46] ---**
I just have a hard time
falling asleep sometimes...
**[14:49] ---**
And if there's a power outage,
it gets pitch dark,
**[14:51] ---**
so it's kind of dangerous,
you know... like...
**[14:53] ---**
Well, what does it matter?
**[14:56] ---**
It's cuter when you
have qualities like that.
**[15:02] ---**
But that was a bit of a mistake.
**[15:05] ---**
You see, you shouldn't yell
in underground spaces like this.
**[15:12] ---**
When you yell, they get scared
and come leaping out...
**[15:26] ---**
I-Isumi!
**[15:28] ---**
Thank goodness! Let's run together!
**[15:30] ---**
If we don't hurry, they'll...
**[15:35] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[15:38] ---**
You are making a bit of a ruckus...
***SIGN*** Stopped
**[15:43] ---**
Huh?
**[15:51] ---**
My, how smart you are.
**[15:52] ---**
Huh?! What?!
**[15:53] ---**
Wh-What was that just now?!
**[15:56] ---**
Thus, our dreams of the subway were crushed.
**[16:00] ---**
That's so stupid!
**[16:02] ---**
Dinosaurs? Subterranean men?
**[16:03] ---**
Like they exist.
**[16:05] ---**
I see...
**[16:07] ---**
Listen to me. The subway
actually leads to Brazil.
**[16:11] ---**
What? Brazil?
**[16:13] ---**
That's right. That place is on
the other side of Japan, right?
**[16:16] ---**
So it connects us to 'em.
**[16:18] ---**
Only thing ya gotta be careful of is
that Brazil's a foreign country, right?
**[16:21] ---**
So, ya gotta show yer passport.
**[16:24] ---**
Next time ya have occasion
to ride the subway,
**[16:26] ---**
show yer passport to the station staff
**[16:28] ---**
and say, "One child's ticket
to Rio de Janeiro please."
**[16:31] ---**
Got it?
**[16:32] ---**
I understand, Sakuya. Thank you.
**[16:35] ---**
Hayate, if you're still going to
insist on apologizing to Wataru,
**[16:39] ---**
I want you to give this to him.
**[16:41] ---**
What? What is this?
**[16:43] ---**
You mustn't open it on your
way there, no matter what.
**[16:45] ---**
Since there's no knowing
who may be watching.
**[16:48] ---**
What?
**[16:51] ---**
Wow...
**[16:54] ---**
It's the city...
**[16:56] ---**
But still...
**[16:57] ---**
What is this?
**[16:58] ---**
It's not something to get rid
of her betrothed, is it?
**[17:00] ---**
Like a bomb or something...?
**[17:02] ---**
Oh? If it isn't the Sanzenin family butler.
**[17:07] ---**
Oh, Saki.
**[17:09] ---**
Fancy meeting you here.
**[17:11] ---**
Have you come to see the Young Sir?
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, yes, just dropping by.
**[17:15] ---**
Also, I'm delivering
something from the Miss.
**[17:17] ---**
In that case, I shall show you the way.
**[17:20] ---**
What? Really? Thank you very much.
**[17:25] ---**
Huh?
**[17:27] ---**
Oh, our headquarters is this way,
so please be sure to follow me.
**[17:31] ---**
Oh, right...
**[17:33] ---**
* I don't really get it,*
* but is Saki avoiding me?*
**[17:37] ---**
Um, Saki...
**[17:42] ---**
What... the?
**[17:45] ---**
P-Pardon me! Um, it's not
that I'm avoiding you!
**[17:47] ---**
So, um, you know...
**[17:48] ---**
I'd never been held like
that by a man before,
**[17:51] ---**
so I sort of end up shying away by reflex...
**[17:54] ---**
Oh, no, I don't mean you!
I mean men in general!
**[17:57] ---**
It doesn't really bother me.
**[17:59] ---**
I'm used to people hating me anyway...
**[18:01] ---**
No... uh... I'm sorry!
**[18:08] ---**
We're here. This is it.
**[18:10] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Video Rental Video Tachibana
**[18:15] ---**
Um, isn't this a video rental store?
**[18:17] ---**
It is.
**[18:22] ---**
Young Sir, I have returned.
**[18:24] ---**
Ah, Saki, thanks.
**[18:31] ---**
What the hell are you here for?!
**[18:33] ---**
N-No, I brought this to you from the Miss.
**[18:36] ---**
Oh, the videos that I lent Nagi.
**[18:38] ---**
Videos?
**[18:40] ---**
Yeah, this is the Entertainment
Division of the Tachibana Group.
**[18:44] ---**
The Shinjuku flagship store
of Rental Video Tachibana.
**[18:46] ---**
The Tachibana Group itself
**[18:48] ---**
is almost dead due to
the recent economic downturn.
**[18:51] ---**
This rental store chain
is their last holdout now.
**[18:53] ---**
Saki, don't say such unnecessary things.
**[18:56] ---**
Then, the fact you're betrothed is...
**[18:58] ---**
Yeah, it means my parents
are counting on Nagi's family fortune.
**[19:03] ---**
They're used to being wealthy,
**[19:05] ---**
so they're scared of no
longer having a fortune.
**[19:08] ---**
But where's the point in thinking
about things so negatively?
**[19:10] ---**
Just watch!
**[19:12] ---**
I'll make this store huge
**[19:14] ---**
and amass a fortune that'll
dwarf the Sanzenin family!
**[19:17] ---**
Like hell I'm being taken
into the family as a husband!
**[19:20] ---**
If I do that, I'm sure Isumi will also...
**[19:26] ---**
* This boy has a foul mouth,*
* but he's a really good kid.*
**[19:30] ---**
That's why I can't just let him be.
**[19:32] ---**
Saki, don't just stand there! Get to work!
**[19:34] ---**
Oh, yes, sir!
**[19:37] ---**
Rental video... So, is what
I just delivered also...?
**[19:40] ---**
Yeah, our goods.
**[19:42] ---**
But as rich as the Miss is,
**[19:44] ---**
surely she could just buy it
instead of bothering to rent it.
**[19:47] ---**
You're so naive!
**[19:48] ---**
There're some extra-rare titles in
this world that aren't on the market.
**[19:53] ---**
Th-Then, are those DVDs also...?
**[19:55] ---**
Yeah, this is Gurren Lag...
***SIGN*** Tachibana
**[19:58] ---**
Bamboo! Bamboo poles!
**[20:03] ---**
So you see, we've got
a collection of treasures
**[20:05] ---**
that we can't mention out loud.
**[20:07] ---**
The genres are anime
and special effects, of course!
**[20:10] ---**
B-But isn't it illegal to rent them out
in exchange for payment?
**[20:13] ---**
No problem. I'm only showing
off to Nagi privately.
***SIGN*** Wataru Only
**[20:19] ---**
But someday, I'm going to surpass her
with the power of money.
**[20:24] ---**
Um, I'm really sorry about the other day.
**[20:29] ---**
By way of apology, please allow me
to become a member of this store.
**[20:33] ---**
Well, a customer's a customer.
**[20:37] ---**
Ayasaki, was it? I'll waive the sign-up fee.
**[20:41] ---**
Huh?
**[20:42] ---**
You're already registered as a member.
**[20:44] ---**
What?
**[20:45] ---**
Th-That can't be!
**[20:46] ---**
I mean, I've never joined
a rental membership before!
**[20:50] ---**
But this photo's you, right?
**[20:52] ---**
Shun Ayasaki...
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? The name's different...
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Shun Ayasaki
***SIGN*** Legal Domicile
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Address
***SIGN*** Tokyo
***SIGN*** Issued
***SIGN*** June 2, Heisei Year 17
**[20:56] ---**
*My old man?!*
**[21:00] ---**
There are a total of 158 videos
that haven't been returned.
**[21:03] ---**
At 200 yen per video per day...
**[21:06] ---**
Um, the late fees come out
to exactly 1.58 million yen...
**[21:13] ---**
I have returned.
**[21:15] ---**
Ah, good work.
**[21:16] ---**
Wait, what happened? You look so pale.
**[21:20] ---**
For now, I settled things so
I pay him back for the tapes...
**[21:24] ---**
In installments.
**[21:25] ---**
Huh?
**[21:25] ---**
* Right around the time*
* when Hayate's debt increased...*
**[21:29] ---**
* There were yet more people*
* having a miserable experience.*
**[21:32] ---**
One child's ticket to Rio de Janeiro please.
**[21:35] ---**
Pardon?
**[21:37] ---**
To Rio de Janeiro in Brazil.
**[21:40] ---**
Um...
**[21:42] ---**
* For someone unable to discern*
* when they are being lied to,*
**[21:44] ---**
* it is difficult to survive*
* in our modern society.*
**[21:47] ---**
* But let's just say that as people,*
* it's best to have an honest attitude,*
**[21:49] ---**
*so see you again next time.*
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:05] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:05] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Hayate, you've settled into
your role as a butler pretty nicely.
**[23:33] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[23:35] ---**
Having said that,
you still need more training.
**[23:37] ---**
This is no time to be singing, all carefree.
**[23:39] ---**
R-Right...
**[23:40] ---**
To start with, let's do special training,
**[23:42] ---**
so you're ready no matter
when some ancient supermen
**[23:44] ---**
or diabolical supermen come attacking.
**[23:45] ---**
What?! Supermen original to the anime?!
**[23:47] ---**
That's right!
**[23:48] ---**
You never know when the anime
version of "Hayate the Combat Butler"
**[23:51] ---**
will get its own original
supermen, after all!
**[23:53] ---**
What?! Really?!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Say, Hayate, I have a favor to ask.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Yes, what might that be?
**[24:01] ---**
Would you try these clothes on for me?
**[24:03] ---**
Um, no matter how you look at it,
that's a sailor uniform, right?
**[24:07] ---**
Oh, Nagi! And here I was
wondering what you were up to.
**[24:09] ---**
Maria!
**[24:10] ---**
This frilly outfit is sure
to look good on Hayate!
**[24:13] ---**
NOOO!!!
**[24:16] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:17] ---**
"Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode".
**[24:19] ---**
Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode
**[24:19] ---**
For the future of Earth,
I am at your service, meow!
# 8 - Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:09] ---**
Whew, I'm super stuffed!
**[00:12] ---**
No matter how often I taste it,
Maria's cookin's still the best!
**[00:15] ---**
Even so, you ate way too much.
**[00:17] ---**
I'll have ya know, comedy's about stamina.
**[00:19] ---**
Yer body's yer capital.
**[00:21] ---**
If ya don't eat well,
you'll never get a laugh!
**[00:24] ---**
I don't ever plan to try.
**[00:25] ---**
Now, if you're done eating, get out of here!
**[00:28] ---**
Ya don't need to tell me. I'm leavin'.
**[00:30] ---**
Unlike you, I do the whole
"serious student" thing.
**[00:33] ---**
Makita! Kunieda!
**[00:35] ---**
All right, I'm off to school!
**[00:39] ---**
School, school! What an annoying girl!
**[00:41] ---**
Miss, you'll also need to
get ready soon, or you'll be late.
**[00:45] ---**
Don't be ridiculous! Isumi's still asleep!
**[00:48] ---**
How could I neglect my guest
and go to school?!
**[00:51] ---**
Oh, my, so that's
the tack she's taking today.
**[00:53] ---**
It must be rough having so many
reasons why you cannot go to school.
**[00:57] ---**
Why do you insist on trying
to make me go to school?!
**[01:00] ---**
If I head off to school,
**[01:02] ---**
I don't get to be with you...
**[01:08] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[01:11] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[01:15] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[01:18] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[01:21] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:22] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:27] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:30] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[01:31] ---**
we had forgotten for some time
that Nagi has a crush on Hayate.
**[01:35] ---**
This is terrible!
**[01:37] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:37] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:44] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:44] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:50] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:50] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:53] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:53] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:58] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:58] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:03] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:03] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:06] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:06] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:11] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:11] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:15] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:15] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:21] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:21] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:28] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:28] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:31] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:31] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:34] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:34] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:40] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:40] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:47] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:47] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:05] ---**
Going to Hell in Cat-Ear Mode
**[03:11] ---**
I swear! Why is it that Hayate
can't just... well...
**[03:14] ---**
...see how a girl feels about wanting
to be together as much as possible?
**[03:18] ---**
I swear, he's so dense!
**[03:22] ---**
Cleaning! Cleaning! Oh, what fun!
**[03:26] ---**
You must like to clean, Hayate.
**[03:28] ---**
What? Oh, yes.
**[03:30] ---**
Then, which do you prefer?
Someone older or someone younger?
**[03:33] ---**
Huh?
**[03:35] ---**
Um, so, in other words, are you
referring to my taste in women?
**[03:40] ---**
Yes.
**[03:41] ---**
* Since Nagi and Hayate's relationship*
* is based on a misunderstanding,*
**[03:44] ---**
* I should try to get a clear read*
* on exactly how Hayate feels.*
**[03:48] ---**
*Could this be...*
**[03:49] ---**
* ...that in terms of the romantic*
* plotline of this anime,*
**[03:51] ---**
*the flag has been set for the Maria ending?*
**[03:54] ---**
I have to say, I like
older women, hands down!
**[03:57] ---**
Younger girls are adorable,
but they don't interest me romantically!
**[04:02] ---**
Oh, is that so?
**[04:04] ---**
* She seems to be responding*
* with some disappointment to that...*
**[04:07] ---**
*What's going on?*
**[04:08] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[04:10] ---**
Come here for a second!
**[04:12] ---**
Certainly! I will be right there!
**[04:14] ---**
Please excuse me.
We can discuss this again later.
***SIGN*** Attendance Chart
**[04:23] ---**
I guess Nagi's absent again today.
**[04:26] ---**
That reminds me, that suspicious
person in black the other day...
**[04:29] ---**
I hear he's the Sanzenin
family's new butler.
**[04:32] ---**
I only caught a glimpse of him,
but he was a young boy, right?
**[04:35] ---**
Yup, yup. I thought he looked pretty manly.
**[04:39] ---**
Did he?
**[04:40] ---**
I feel like that wasn't quite the case...
**[04:42] ---**
Then here, let's go get another look at him!
**[04:45] ---**
Yes.
**[04:46] ---**
Hey, Hayate, would you mind
trying this outfit on?
**[04:50] ---**
Um, I hate to point out the obvious,
but that's a girl's outfit, right?
**[04:53] ---**
Don't worry, it's in your size.
**[04:55] ---**
No, that's not what I mean.
Why do I have to wear a girl's outfit?
**[04:59] ---**
Why...? Because...
I think it'd look good on you.
**[05:01] ---**
You're doing this on a whim?!
**[05:03] ---**
*Well, yes, it's on a whim,*
**[05:05] ---**
* but if I don't come up*
* with things for you to do,*
**[05:06] ---**
*we can't spend time together!*
**[05:08] ---**
Darn it!
**[05:09] ---**
Quit complaining and put this on!
**[05:12] ---**
Please stop! Nooo!
**[05:17] ---**
Honestly!
**[05:18] ---**
Making me wear a sailor
uniform... You're awful!
**[05:21] ---**
No, no, it looks very good on you!
**[05:24] ---**
That doesn't make me happy at all!
**[05:26] ---**
I know! Let me get my camera!
**[05:28] ---**
Please don't!
**[05:29] ---**
You mustn't take photos of me like this!
**[05:32] ---**
Where's the harm in it?
It's in commemoration.
**[05:34] ---**
What's there to commemorate?!
**[05:35] ---**
Besides, if the head
butler sees me like this,
**[05:38] ---**
I'll be fired!
**[05:39] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[05:41] ---**
*Allow me to explain!*
**[05:42] ---**
*It was actually only a couple days ago*
**[05:43] ---**
* that Hayate received instruction*
* from Klaus, the head butler,*
**[05:46] ---**
*on how a butler was expected to behave.*
***SIGN*** Butlers must be manly!!
**[05:49] ---**
Butlers must be manly.
**[05:52] ---**
Understood?
**[05:53] ---**
As a butler of the Sanzenin family,
**[05:55] ---**
you must be a gentleman and behave
in a manly manner at all times.
**[05:59] ---**
This being an era of equality
between men and women,
**[06:01] ---**
manliness is sought after all the more.
**[06:03] ---**
If you are incapable of such behavior,
**[06:05] ---**
I will expect your immediate resignation!
**[06:09] ---**
I see, I had no idea Klaus had said that...
**[06:11] ---**
That's why I can't afford
to be seen like this by Mr. Klaus!
**[06:16] ---**
And Mr. Klaus isn't the only one!
**[06:18] ---**
Maria, too...
**[06:20] ---**
If she saw me like this,
I'd die of embarrassment.
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, my, what are we to do?
**[06:24] ---**
It would be a bit problematic
if you were to die.
**[06:26] ---**
M-Maria!
**[06:28] ---**
Here I was, wondering
what you two were up to
**[06:30] ---**
and to find you doing this...
**[06:31] ---**
Th-This isn't what it looks like!
The Miss forced me to do this!
**[06:33] ---**
Well, Hayate insisted
that he wanted to try it on, so...
**[06:36] ---**
I said no such thing!
**[06:38] ---**
You needn't worry.
**[06:39] ---**
I don't believe that you have
a taste for cross dressing.
**[06:42] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[06:43] ---**
I was so worried
that you got the wrong idea.
**[06:46] ---**
But really, what a child you are!
**[06:49] ---**
But I thought it would look good on Hayate.
**[06:52] ---**
Even so, a sailor uniform?
**[06:54] ---**
That's right! I'm a man!
**[06:57] ---**
Huh?
**[07:01] ---**
This frilly one is sure
to look good on Hayate!
**[07:05] ---**
Maria!
**[07:07] ---**
Hey, Maria, in that case,
how about this skirt?
**[07:10] ---**
What? But won't a pink one be cuter?
**[07:13] ---**
No, I'd say red.
**[07:15] ---**
Oh, my! This blue one
is a tempting choice, too!
**[07:17] ---**
* This is bad! They're both*
* totally in high school girl mode!*
**[07:21] ---**
*My purity is in jeopardy!*
**[07:22] ---**
M-Maria, what do you think of this?!
**[07:24] ---**
*Carefully...*
**[07:24] ---**
Oh, my, it's fantastic!
**[07:28] ---**
Where are you going?
**[07:30] ---**
You can't walk around the residence
dressed in a sailor uniform.
**[07:33] ---**
Well, but you know,
I need to work and stuff...
**[07:36] ---**
Ah, quite commendable.
**[07:38] ---**
Uh...
**[07:40] ---**
But we'll just call this work, too.
**[07:43] ---**
Why don't you try this on, too?
**[07:49] ---**
You're terrible... Doing this to me...
**[07:51] ---**
Th-This is...
**[07:53] ---**
This is not even funny.
**[07:56] ---**
If Mr. Klaus sees me,
I really will end up getting fired!
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[08:02] ---**
Or rather, don't look at me like that.
**[08:03] ---**
That is right. It is embarrassing.
**[08:05] ---**
I'm the one feeling embarrassed here!
**[08:08] ---**
But well, you know,
it really looks good on you!
**[08:10] ---**
You think so, too, don't you, Tama?
**[08:22] ---**
T-Tama, you can't!
**[08:24] ---**
You may be an animal, but that's...
**[08:26] ---**
...not something you can do in an anime!
**[08:37] ---**
Come on, let's do it!
Seriously, let's do it!
**[08:39] ---**
Whoa! You stupid idiot!
**[08:40] ---**
You weigh over 300 kilos! You'll kill me!
**[08:43] ---**
* Allow me to explain to you kids*
* at home watching this for the first time.*
**[08:47] ---**
* To tell the truth, this tiger called Tama*
* is capable of human speech.*
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[08:51] ---**
*Please don't ask me why he can do this!*
**[08:55] ---**
Tell me, Maria,
**[08:56] ---**
is Tama assaulting Hayate because
he mistook Hayate for a cute female?
**[08:59] ---**
Or is he assaulting Hayate
for being a cute boy? Which is it?
**[09:03] ---**
No idea.
**[09:04] ---**
Depending on which it is,
**[09:05] ---**
I'm thinking of changing the course
of Tama's future education...
**[09:08] ---**
But well, it looks like Hayate may end up
dying even as you're saying that.
**[09:11] ---**
Tama, stop it!
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[09:13] ---**
Come on, where's the harm?! Just a little!
**[09:16] ---**
Honestly! That's enough already!
**[09:26] ---**
You damn stupid tiger!
**[09:28] ---**
Ooh! He dropped Tama with one blow!
**[09:30] ---**
He may look like a girl, but inside,
I guess he's still Herculean.
**[09:34] ---**
A-At any rate, I need
to get changed as soon as possible.
**[09:37] ---**
If Mr. Klaus sees me like this...
**[09:38] ---**
Really, such a beautiful day.
**[09:42] ---**
On days like this,
there is no better pastime
**[09:44] ---**
than to go around giving new
meanings to the garden flowers.
**[09:47] ---**
*What is that supposed to mean?*
**[09:48] ---**
*Or rather, never mind that! I have to run!*
**[09:56] ---**
Who might you be?
**[09:57] ---**
A degenerate trespassing
upon the Sanzenin estate...
**[10:01] ---**
*He could hardly say, "It's Hayate."*
**[10:03] ---**
*When all else fails...!*
**[10:06] ---**
Fool.
**[10:07] ---**
You think you can escape from me
on the grounds of this estate?!
**[10:14] ---**
Ooh! That's Klaus for you!
**[10:16] ---**
He is keeping up with Hayate's speed.
**[10:18] ---**
* Th-This is bad. He's going to*
* catch up to me at this rate.*
**[10:21] ---**
*Since it's come to this, I have no choice*
**[10:22] ---**
* but to hide my face with*
* the ribbon and intercept him!*
**[10:25] ---**
*Shoot! I can't see anything!*
**[10:27] ---**
* But in a moment of peril,*
* a person's latent powers awaken!*
**[10:31] ---**
* Rather than rely on my eyes,*
* I have to have faith in my mind's eye!*
**[10:34] ---**
Klaus Kick!
**[10:38] ---**
*That just wasn't going to work.*
**[10:43] ---**
Die, you miscreant.
**[10:50] ---**
What?
**[10:53] ---**
WHAT?!
**[10:55] ---**
Oh, no!
**[11:00] ---**
What's an old guy doing
getting all excited?!
**[11:02] ---**
I'm sorry, Mr. Klaus. I'm sorry!
**[11:09] ---**
Here, take this chance to change into these.
**[11:11] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[11:13] ---**
No, I am the one who should apologize
for getting carried away.
**[11:16] ---**
No, no, you are kind, Maria!
**[11:19] ---**
I am so grateful to you, Maria!
**[11:21] ---**
Thank you very much, Maria!
**[11:23] ---**
If you weren't here, Maria...
**[11:24] ---**
* What's with him?*
* Going on and on about Maria...*
**[11:24] ---**
Oh, how should I thank you, Maria?
**[11:26] ---**
Who knows what might have happened?!
**[11:26] ---**
Hayate, hurry up and get changed!
**[11:28] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[11:29] ---**
Or I'll spread the photos I took earlier!
**[11:31] ---**
What?! That is too cruel!
**[11:33] ---**
I was kidding! Just kidding!
**[11:43] ---**
I guess Nagi not only hired a new butler,
**[11:46] ---**
but a new maid, too.
**[11:48] ---**
That's the Sanzenin family for you.
**[11:50] ---**
But she's an awfully cute looking maid.
**[11:52] ---**
They seem busy, though, so shall we leave?
**[11:55] ---**
Well, lunch break will be over soon anyway.
**[11:58] ---**
I don't think we really need
to attend out afternoon classes.
**[12:01] ---**
*How the three student council girls...*
**[12:04] ---**
* ...were able to slip through*
* the tight security of the Sanzenin estate*
**[12:06] ---**
*and get onto the grounds is a mystery.*
**[12:13] ---**
But who in the world was that sweet lady?
**[12:18] ---**
If I ever see her again, I would like
to convey my feelings to her.
**[12:22] ---**
*Hayate's misfortune was far from over.*
**[12:27] ---**
Chubby perv! (Mucchiri sukebe)
**[12:31] ---**
All I did was touch you.
(Betsuni sawatta dake janai)
**[12:34] ---**
Hot, hot, hot...
**[12:37] ---**
* Come to think of it,*
* I wonder what Ayasaki's doing...*
**[12:42] ---**
Owowow...
**[12:43] ---**
Honestly!
**[12:45] ---**
First, I got shoved over by Tama.
Then I got kicked by Mr. Klaus.
**[12:49] ---**
I've got injuries everywhere...
**[12:51] ---**
My! You seem to have
suffered quite an ordeal.
**[12:53] ---**
What?
**[12:55] ---**
Isumi! What in the world are you doing here?
**[12:58] ---**
The thing is, when I woke up,
I found I had become lost...
**[13:01] ---**
I see...
**[13:02] ---**
And the experience utterly wore me out.
**[13:05] ---**
That must have been quite an ordeal.
**[13:07] ---**
Honestly! Your horrible sense
of direction is hardcore.
**[13:11] ---**
Do you realize how many times
you've been over here?
**[13:14] ---**
No matter how many times, I get lost.
**[13:16] ---**
The Sanzenin estate is a horrific labyrinth.
**[13:18] ---**
Don't go making it sound all scary.
**[13:20] ---**
Now, now. It's late already.
**[13:22] ---**
Why don't you stay the night again?
**[13:25] ---**
I will be sure to let your family know.
**[13:28] ---**
I am sorry to trouble you.
**[13:30] ---**
Then please have a good night.
**[13:32] ---**
Good night.
**[13:41] ---**
Don't tell me Isumi saw me
dressed like a girl...
**[13:45] ---**
Don't think about it, don't think about it.
**[13:47] ---**
Just get to bed and end the day.
**[13:57] ---**
You're not going to sleep yet?
**[14:00] ---**
No.
**[14:01] ---**
Normally, I have to lie next to Nagi
**[14:03] ---**
since she's too frightened
to fall asleep alone,
**[14:06] ---**
but with Isumi staying
the night again today...
**[14:08] ---**
So you are relieved of your duty.
**[14:11] ---**
Yes.
**[14:12] ---**
Um, Maria, I had no idea
you played billiards.
**[14:15] ---**
Yes, well... If you'd like,
would you care to join me?
**[14:19] ---**
* And this might be a good time*
* to have a quiet talk with him.*
**[14:23] ---**
* Considering this morning's question,*
* could this really mean...*
**[14:26] ---**
* ...that the Maria ending has been*
* flagged in the romantic storyline?*
**[14:28] ---**
* And the reason why I suffered all*
* that horrendous bad luck today*
**[14:31] ---**
* was to lead up to this*
* moment of happiness at night?*
**[14:33] ---**
* Hayate was to regret feeling so*
* giddy in this way shortly later.*
**[14:38] ---**
Then shall we begin?
**[14:39] ---**
Yes.
**[14:40] ---**
But Isumi and the Miss
certainly are good friends.
**[14:44] ---**
Isumi is special to Nagi.
**[14:47] ---**
They met 8 years ago at a party.
**[14:53] ---**
What the heck are these scribbles?
**[14:55] ---**
They're not scribbles!
**[14:57] ---**
They're manga that Nagi worked hard to draw!
**[15:00] ---**
Manga, ya say?
**[15:01] ---**
So, is this Rikishiman-looking
guy the villain?
**[15:04] ---**
That's my mascot character! Hernia!
**[15:06] ---**
What the heck's this? Ancient Incan script?
**[15:08] ---**
That's the Lethal Old Man Slash!
**[15:11] ---**
Well, whatever it is,
quit drawin' this stupid stuff
**[15:13] ---**
and come play with us a little outside.
**[15:27] ---**
I'll never draw another manga again!
**[15:35] ---**
H-Hey, what are you doing,
reading that without my permission?!
**[15:38] ---**
Give it back! Haven't you gotten
enough laughs out of it already?!
**[15:41] ---**
What happens next?
**[15:43] ---**
Huh?
**[15:44] ---**
What happens next in that manga?
**[15:49] ---**
Because it was really interesting.
**[15:54] ---**
That was how they met.
**[15:57] ---**
Less than a minute after
they met, the Miss...
**[16:01] ---**
Please marry me!
**[16:02] ---**
Pardon?
**[16:03] ---**
This is how the two became fast friends.
**[16:08] ---**
I see.
**[16:09] ---**
But Isumi is amazing. To think
she could understand that manga...
**[16:13] ---**
I know, right?
**[16:15] ---**
Right about now, Nagi
is probably going on and on
**[16:17] ---**
about a story that only
those two can understand.
**[16:21] ---**
Right then, the ultimate weapon
that came out of Ayers Rock,
**[16:25] ---**
the Infinite Ant Production
Device, begins operating!
**[16:27] ---**
The infinitely outpouring ants
gather the world's sugar supply
**[16:30] ---**
and takes it to the great defeated
warrior general underground!
**[16:32] ---**
Thus, the heroes engage
in a three-way battle across the world,
**[16:36] ---**
fighting for the sugar!
**[16:37] ---**
But well, that is a thought
that makes me worry for the future...
**[16:41] ---**
By the way, Hayate, where did
you learn to play billiards?
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, I used to work part time
at a billiard bar back in middle school.
**[16:48] ---**
* Is it all right for a minor*
* to work at a billiard bar?*
**[16:51] ---**
*But I will set that question aside...*
**[16:53] ---**
I know! If you'd like, we could make a bet.
**[16:56] ---**
That sounds like a good idea.
**[16:57] ---**
What? I meant that as a joke...
**[17:00] ---**
Now, don't say that.
**[17:02] ---**
All right, then what shall we bet?
**[17:04] ---**
For example, how about something like
**[17:06] ---**
the loser does one thing,
whatever the winner wants?
**[17:10] ---**
What? A-Are you sure?
**[17:12] ---**
This anime still technically
belongs to a genre
**[17:14] ---**
that caters to adolescent boys, you know.
**[17:16] ---**
Um, what are you intending
to make me do, Hayate?
**[17:19] ---**
Nothing... really that bad...
**[17:22] ---**
Besides, Hayate,
don't tell me you actually think
**[17:24] ---**
that you even have a 0.1
chance of winning against me?
**[17:37] ---**
Then, shall we begin?
**[17:40] ---**
I-Incidentally, if I lose,
what are you going to make me do?
**[17:43] ---**
What? Well, let me think...
**[17:45] ---**
Um...
**[17:46] ---**
Don't you think that your 155,823,975
yen debt is an awkward amount?
**[17:53] ---**
Huh?
**[17:54] ---**
It gets kind of long to say,
"155,823,975 yen."
**[18:00] ---**
Don't you think 200 million yen
is a lot easier to say?
**[18:04] ---**
*Today was a terrible day,*
**[18:06] ---**
*but considering this turn of events,*
**[18:08] ---**
*is Maria the last boss?*
**[18:10] ---**
*This is bad! I can't lose this fight!*
**[18:13] ---**
* However, faced with*
* an overwhelming difference in skill,*
**[18:16] ---**
*Hayate is helpless!*
**[18:19] ---**
Uh, um, this is a stupid question,
**[18:21] ---**
but if I should end up losing here,
**[18:24] ---**
how am I to repay my debt
after it becomes 200 million?
**[18:28] ---**
You have a point.
**[18:29] ---**
It would be impossible,
no matter how you look at it.
**[18:31] ---**
Right?
**[18:32] ---**
You're just joking about making my
debt 200 million yen if I lose, right?
**[18:35] ---**
Do I look like someone who cracks jokes?
**[18:37] ---**
No, you don't.
**[18:39] ---**
But there is a possible way
for you to repay it.
**[18:41] ---**
What?
**[18:42] ---**
No, nothing.
Please, go ahead. It's your turn.
**[18:45] ---**
Oh, r-right.
**[18:48] ---**
* This is bad! I have to*
* turn the tables somehow!*
**[18:52] ---**
Incidentally, with regards to the
quick fix way to repay your debt...
**[18:55] ---**
How about a bold move,
like you marrying Nagi?
**[18:59] ---**
What?!
**[19:00] ---**
M-Me?! Marry the Miss?!
**[19:07] ---**
Oh, you missed.
**[19:08] ---**
N-No way, that shouldn't count...
**[19:11] ---**
There are no take-backs in a serious match.
**[19:16] ---**
Now, if I make this shot,
**[19:18] ---**
your debt will become 200 million yen
**[19:20] ---**
and you will have to seduce Nagi in earnest.
**[19:24] ---**
Um, I could never marry the Miss.
**[19:29] ---**
Are you saying you don't like her?
**[19:31] ---**
No, that is not it.
**[19:33] ---**
If I were to marry the Miss and my debt
were forgiven because of that,
**[19:37] ---**
it would be as if I married
the Miss for her money.
**[19:43] ---**
I mean, this is hypothetically
speaking! Purely hypothetical!
**[19:46] ---**
There is no way the Miss would
ever fall for someone like me
**[19:49] ---**
and even if such an unlikely
thing should happen,
**[19:51] ---**
as a human being, I would
never lay a hand on a child!
**[19:54] ---**
I mean it!
**[19:57] ---**
To me, the Miss is
the person who saved my life
**[19:59] ---**
and she is very dear to me,
**[20:01] ---**
so I could never do
something like that to her.
**[20:04] ---**
*Hayate is a truly good kid.*
**[20:07] ---**
* And yet, here I've been trying*
* to pry into his feelings.*
**[20:11] ---**
* Perhaps this is a matter that should*
* just be left to the two of them.*
**[20:16] ---**
Um, is something the matter?
**[20:18] ---**
Oh, no, I'm sorry.
**[20:22] ---**
Then, here I go.
**[20:30] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[20:32] ---**
All right! I still have a chance to win!
**[20:42] ---**
I-I did it!
**[20:44] ---**
Congratulations! You win, Hayate!
**[20:47] ---**
Th-Then, I can really ask you
to do anything?!
**[20:50] ---**
Yes, of course...
**[20:51] ---**
* All right! Something borderline*
* to cater to the adolescent boys!*
**[20:55] ---**
However...
**[20:57] ---**
I think you should do something
about the demon at your back first.
**[21:02] ---**
Miss...
**[21:04] ---**
What's with the perverted
look on your face?!
**[21:06] ---**
N-No, this was nothing really...
**[21:09] ---**
You listen to me, Hayate!
**[21:11] ---**
If you ever lay a hand on Maria,
I'll never forgive you!
**[21:16] ---**
*Honestly! He's got me!*
**[21:20] ---**
We're going, Isumi!
**[21:24] ---**
Good night.
**[21:27] ---**
* The last boss that capped*
* off the unfortunate day...*
**[21:28] ---**
*...turned out to be the Miss.*
**[21:31] ---**
So, Hayate, what was it
that you actually wanted me to do?
**[21:35] ---**
I-I was hoping to be forgiven
for the expensive coat that I ruined.
**[21:40] ---**
My! Is that all?
**[21:43] ---**
Yes...
**[21:45] ---**
* As we all know,*
* the butler-in-debt is a coward.*
**[21:47] ---**
* Next time, he will fight you-know-who*
* from the science room!*
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:02] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:02] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:12] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:12] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:18] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:18] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:28] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:28] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:33] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:33] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:39] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:39] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:44] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:44] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:49] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:49] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[22:59] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[22:59] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:05] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:05] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:14] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:14] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:25] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:26] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
This episode of "Hayate the Combat Butler"
was yet another masterpiece.
**[23:31] ---**
Hm, you think so?
**[23:32] ---**
In recording, it wasn't colored
yet, so it's hard to say.
**[23:35] ---**
It'll be fine! By the time it's
actually broadcast, it will be!
**[23:38] ---**
I hope so.
**[23:39] ---**
More importantly, this is
a great song, don't you think?
**[23:41] ---**
It conveys my desire to...
**[23:42] ---**
You mentioned that in a previous episode.
**[23:43] ---**
We got it already, so well,
try this on or something.
**[23:45] ---**
What?! What is with this outfit?!
**[23:47] ---**
I like you as your manly self,
but I find this hard to give up, too!
**[23:50] ---**
I can never be a bridegroom now...
**[23:52] ---**
I'll have you, so don't you worry!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
Oh? That's strange...
**[23:58] ---**
What is the matter, Miss?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
It seems I forgot my notebook at school.
**[24:02] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[24:04] ---**
I will go get it for you right away!
**[24:05] ---**
Well, it's not that important...
**[24:07] ---**
All right, I'm off!
**[24:09] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:11] ---**
"Elohim, Essaim.
Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?"
**[24:14] ---**
What? Hayate from the Sanzenins is
at that old school building?
**[24:18] ---**
At the hour of three-eyes,
**[24:18] ---**
Elohim Essaim.
Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?
**[24:19] ---**
let's meet again in the world of three-eyes!
# 9 - Elohim. Essaim. Mr. Cow. Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:14] ---**
Thank you for having me.
**[00:16] ---**
You are welcome.
**[00:18] ---**
Please come visit again.
**[00:20] ---**
Say, Isumi, what do you say
to being lost for one more night?
**[00:24] ---**
What? But...
**[00:25] ---**
I need you!
**[00:28] ---**
If we become separated now,
**[00:29] ---**
there's a chance we may never
meet again in this lifetime!
**[00:35] ---**
If you only came to school,
we could see each other.
**[00:46] ---**
* She has friends to invite her*
* to school like that, and yet...*
**[00:52] ---**
* I have to do something so that*
* the Miss can enjoy going to school!*
**[00:56] ---**
Hayate!
**[00:57] ---**
Yes?
**[00:58] ---**
What do you suppose is the meaning of life?
**[01:01] ---**
What? Um...
**[01:03] ---**
D-Do I need to answer that immediately?
**[01:06] ---**
No, but I think the testament of your life
**[01:09] ---**
is not something
that is given to you by others.
**[01:12] ---**
Having been born a human being,
**[01:14] ---**
I think there must be a way
of life that's more true to myself.
**[01:15] ---**
Um, is this going to take long?
**[01:18] ---**
Well, there you have it.
**[01:23] ---**
* While she's coming up*
* with excuses like that, it'll be tough...*
**[01:29] ---**
* Even when urgently needing*
* to go to the bathroom,*
**[01:31] ---**
*you listen to what the Miss has to say.*
**[01:34] ---**
*That is yet another part of a butler's duties!*
**[01:38] ---**
Hey, no filming allowed within the residence!
**[01:41] ---**
*Ow!*
**[01:43] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[01:46] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[01:49] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[01:52] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[01:56] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:57] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[02:01] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[02:06] ---**
Please do not, by any means,
watch this alone.
**[02:12] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:12] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:18] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:18] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:25] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:25] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:28] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:28] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:33] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:33] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:38] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:38] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:41] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:41] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:46] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:46] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:50] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:50] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:56] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:56] ---**
Just let it take you
**[03:03] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[03:03] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[03:06] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[03:06] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[03:09] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[03:09] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:15] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:15] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:22] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:22] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:41] ---**
Elohim Essaim.
Mr. Cow, Mr. Cow! What is it, Mr. Frog?
**[03:47] ---**
Good morning, Miss! It's Hayate!
**[03:51] ---**
What is it? It's so early...
**[04:00] ---**
Miss!
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, you dummy! What
are you doing all of a sudden?!
**[04:05] ---**
I will help you change!
**[04:07] ---**
Since it would be a shame
to only accompany you to school!
**[04:11] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[04:12] ---**
How could I do something embarrassing
like change in front of you?!
**[04:16] ---**
Accompany me to school?
**[04:18] ---**
Yes!
**[04:19] ---**
Starting today, I shall be
escorting you to and from school!
**[04:23] ---**
You think a trick like that
will make me go to school?!
***SIGN*** °This is within the grounds of the Sanzenin estate.
**[04:34] ---**
W-Well, no need to go to school.
**[04:37] ---**
It would be fine to just go
somewhere to have fun like this.
**[04:40] ---**
What are you saying?
A student's duty is to study.
**[04:43] ---**
Please attend every day and study hard.
***SIGN*** °This is within the grounds of Hakuou Academy.
**[04:54] ---**
I will see you later, Miss.
**[04:57] ---**
Why?!
**[04:58] ---**
If I go to school, we become
separated for the duration,
**[05:02] ---**
so why do you want me
to go to school so much?!
**[05:05] ---**
There are some who can't go to school
anymore, even if they want to, so...
**[05:11] ---**
S-Sorry...
**[05:12] ---**
Then I shall come
for you again after school.
**[05:24] ---**
With the Miss away at school,
**[05:26] ---**
we really get some peace
and quiet here at the estate.
**[05:28] ---**
If the tiger would refrain from talking,
**[05:30] ---**
I think we'd have even more peace and quiet.
**[05:34] ---**
The butler-in-debt sure is coldhearted.
**[05:36] ---**
Or rather, don't you need to be in school?
**[05:39] ---**
You were technically in high school
before you came here, right?
**[05:42] ---**
Well, yes, but...
**[05:44] ---**
I must be the Miss's butler here
for another 40 years to repay my debt,
**[05:50] ---**
so given that, going to school just seems...
**[05:57] ---**
So I've got another eternity of lectures
that remind me of crappy games.
**[06:01] ---**
Nagi, wait.
**[06:03] ---**
Why doesn't the blackboard have
the ability to skip forward?
**[06:06] ---**
It's because they continue to adhere
to such old-fashioned systems
**[06:09] ---**
that education in Japan is never going to...
**[06:12] ---**
Wh-What are you...?!
**[06:14] ---**
You must not go that way.
**[06:15] ---**
What?
**[06:16] ---**
That is not the school building.
**[06:20] ---**
R-Right.
**[06:22] ---**
It's so rare for you to know
when we're going in the wrong direction.
**[06:25] ---**
I guess you don't attend
school every day for nothing.
**[06:28] ---**
That is not the reason, but I can tell...
**[06:42] ---**
Winner!
***SIGN*** Sinner
**[06:47] ---**
I-It was one letter off...
**[06:52] ---**
Hey, I'm home!
**[06:55] ---**
Oh? That's strange...
**[06:57] ---**
What is the matter?
**[06:59] ---**
It seems she forgot a notebook at school.
**[07:02] ---**
What?!
**[07:03] ---**
See that?!
**[07:04] ---**
This is what happens when
I make a rare excursion to school!
**[07:07] ---**
It is because you go to school
so infrequently that this happens.
**[07:11] ---**
I will go get it!
**[07:14] ---**
You have dedicated yourself
to studying all day today!
**[07:18] ---**
We cannot allow the fruit of that labor
to languish in a deserted classroom!
**[07:21] ---**
Well, it's not that important...
**[07:24] ---**
And it's quite late already...
**[07:26] ---**
All right, I'm off!
**[07:37] ---**
How do I get into school at night?
**[07:40] ---**
Suspicious individual sighted!
**[07:44] ---**
Wait. Oh?
**[07:45] ---**
You're that suspicious individual
from some time ago,
**[07:48] ---**
who's also a Sanzenin family butler,
who also saved my life...
**[07:51] ---**
Um...
**[07:52] ---**
I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
**[07:54] ---**
As I recall, you are a teacher here...
**[07:57] ---**
Yukiji Katsura.
**[07:58] ---**
Or rather, what're you doing here?
**[07:59] ---**
I was dodging your blow from behind.
**[08:02] ---**
Oh.
**[08:03] ---**
What are you doing out in the street?
**[08:05] ---**
Oh, me?
**[08:06] ---**
I'm on so-called night duty.
You know, night duty.
**[08:09] ---**
Your hard work is much appreciated!
**[08:11] ---**
This is perfect. Miss Nagi apparently
forgot something here and...
**[08:15] ---**
What?
**[08:15] ---**
I'm sorry to ask this, but might
I borrow the key to the classroom?
**[08:18] ---**
What?!
**[08:19] ---**
Th-The key to the classroom?!
**[08:21] ---**
You mean, you're coming
to the night duty room?!
**[08:23] ---**
Yes! I don't want you
to trouble yourself, after all.
**[08:28] ---**
Uh, wait, I'll go get it for you.
***SIGN*** Night Duty Room
**[08:31] ---**
No, I will go myself.
**[08:33] ---**
If you just open the door...!
**[08:39] ---**
This night duty room is rather bursting
**[08:41] ---**
with the lifestyle sensibilities
of a woman in her mid-20s, isn't it?
**[08:44] ---**
I-It's not that bad!
**[08:46] ---**
I already culled a lot of my
personal belongings, you know.
**[08:49] ---**
Could it be that you live here?
**[08:51] ---**
I-I-It can't be helped, right?!
**[08:53] ---**
I can't afford rent
**[08:54] ---**
and the bath in the night duty room
is cleaner and bigger!
**[08:57] ---**
Oh wait, you're an outsider!
I don't have to take this from you!
**[09:00] ---**
Oh? What do we have here?
**[09:01] ---**
Oh.
**[09:02] ---**
Katsy's bringing a man back
with her to the night duty room!
**[09:06] ---**
And it's a younger guy to boot!
**[09:08] ---**
Scandal exposed! You'll be fired for sure!
**[09:11] ---**
Anything but that! My salary!
**[09:14] ---**
You've got the wrong idea!
**[09:15] ---**
Wait, that look of poverty...
I feel like I've seen it before...
**[09:19] ---**
I-I'm a butler of the Sanzenin family.
My name is Hayate Ayasaki.
**[09:23] ---**
Oh!
**[09:25] ---**
You trespassed on school grounds!
**[09:26] ---**
And after making a pass
at the student body president,
**[09:28] ---**
you took a kick to the face
and got rejected!
**[09:30] ---**
And as revenge,
**[09:31] ---**
you tried to kidnap and confine her
to the student council office,
**[09:34] ---**
but your plot was foiled by Yukiji!
**[09:37] ---**
That butler of the Sanzenin family!
**[09:39] ---**
I feel like some rather erroneous
embellishments have been added to the story...
**[09:43] ---**
You're just imagining things.
**[09:46] ---**
So anyway, I'm the student council committee chairman, Izumi Segawa.
**[09:50] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[09:51] ---**
Likewise, vice chairman, Miki Hanabishi.
**[09:53] ---**
Disciplinary committee member, Risa Asakaze.
**[09:56] ---**
*Student council?*
**[09:58] ---**
* Then, these people*
* are Miss Katsura's friends?*
**[10:03] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[10:05] ---**
Um, um... Hayata?
**[10:07] ---**
I'm "Hayate".
**[10:09] ---**
I came to pick up something Miss Nagi forgot.
**[10:11] ---**
I see. Incidentally, we are here to study
for our midterms, Hayata.
**[10:16] ---**
Indeed we are, Hayata.
**[10:18] ---**
Fine, just call me "Hayata".
**[10:20] ---**
But meeting for a study group
so late at night at school...
**[10:23] ---**
You really are studious.
**[10:24] ---**
If we truly were studious,
**[10:26] ---**
we wouldn't be meeting
for a study group, Hayata.
**[10:29] ---**
But I thought Hakuou
is a prestigious school...
**[10:31] ---**
It's just that a portion
of our students are super smart.
**[10:34] ---**
They're the ones who transfer
and skip grades, after all.
**[10:37] ---**
But fundamentally, except
under extreme circumstances,
**[10:39] ---**
our system of automatic
advancement won't flunk you.
**[10:41] ---**
The school covers grades 1-12!
**[10:43] ---**
Students like us, who've
been here since grade school,
**[10:48] ---**
are stupid, as it should be!
**[10:49] ---**
So that we're on the verge of flunking
due to extreme circumstances!
**[10:52] ---**
Beat that!
**[10:54] ---**
So that's why I'm tutoring them.
**[10:57] ---**
The way Katsy teaches makes
things so easy to understand!
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, please!
**[11:02] ---**
It's a good example of how good athletes
don't always make good coaches.
**[11:06] ---**
Right, right.
**[11:07] ---**
Wait, was that a compliment?
**[11:08] ---**
Relax. I was mocking you.
**[11:10] ---**
Don't you mock your teacher!
**[11:12] ---**
Looks like a lot of fun.
**[11:14] ---**
Here.
**[11:16] ---**
The classroom key.
**[11:17] ---**
Return it when you're done, okay, Hayata?
**[11:19] ---**
Miss Katsura, you know what
my real name is, don't you?
**[11:22] ---**
But you know, you sure
aren't a boy for nothing!
**[11:25] ---**
Going to the classroom
in the West Building so late at night!
**[11:28] ---**
What?
**[11:28] ---**
I know!
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
**[11:31] ---**
Um, surely, you don't mean...
**[11:33] ---**
Well, it is an old school.
**[11:35] ---**
There are apparently a lot of appearances.
**[11:37] ---**
What?!
**[11:41] ---**
Don't bring back any curses
or anything with you!
**[11:43] ---**
Even if Sadako or Kayako
or Jason or Freddy show up,
**[11:47] ---**
beat them up, okay?
**[11:49] ---**
Right...
**[11:54] ---**
*Just because they don't have to go...*
**[11:56] ---**
* Besides, it's the school building*
* they attend on a daily basis.*
**[12:00] ---**
*There's no way any such things will appear...*
**[12:05] ---**
Come on! Isn't this way different than
when I was here last?!
**[12:09] ---**
W-Well, since I'm here anyway, I guess I'll go in...
**[12:12] ---**
From this red door...
***SIGN*** Old School Building Do Not Enter
**[12:25] ---**
How would you like some squid? (Ika wa ikaga)
**[12:29] ---**
I'll have lots, thanks.
(Gattsuri itadaki-masu)
**[12:39] ---**
Whoa...
**[12:44] ---**
My cell?!
**[12:46] ---**
Oh, right, I got one from Maria.
**[12:49] ---**
Yes, hello?
**[12:52] ---**
Hey, Hayate, how are you doing?
**[12:54] ---**
*I'm in the school building right now.*
**[12:56] ---**
*To what do I owe this sudden phone call?*
**[12:58] ---**
Oh, no, sorry!
**[13:00] ---**
But you know, school at night can be dangerous in various ways, so well...
**[13:05] ---**
I got worried.
**[13:10] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[13:12] ---**
*R-Right. I'm relieved, though.*
**[13:14] ---**
* I thought you were alone,*
* but I hear lots of other people around you,*
**[13:18] ---**
* so I guess you're there*
* with a bunch of people.*
**[13:20] ---**
What?
**[13:21] ---**
*You hear people?*
**[13:23] ---**
Yes, I hear a lot of chatter
in the background.
**[13:26] ---**
But it's not like this is a test of courage.
**[13:28] ---**
I don't think it's necessary for them
to be screaming like that.
**[13:34] ---**
*Well, good luck.*
**[13:36] ---**
Miss?! Miss?!
***SIGN*** No Signal
***SIGN*** Do it over from somewhere
with a good signal.
In fact, do over your whole life.
**[13:44] ---**
I-I better hurry to the classroom.
**[13:54] ---**
It's taking him a while to come back...
**[13:56] ---**
Well, at night, classrooms hold
alluring recorders and P.E. clothes
**[14:00] ---**
that are distracting for adolescent boys.
**[14:04] ---**
He may be a butler, but he's still a boy.
**[14:06] ---**
He's probably ransacking Hina's desk right
about now and has her recorder...
**[14:10] ---**
You seem to be having an awful lot of fun.
**[14:12] ---**
What in the world might you be talking about?
**[14:14] ---**
Whoa, Miss Student Body President...
**[14:16] ---**
Hina, when did you get here?
**[14:18] ---**
I made a special effort to bring you snacks,
**[14:20] ---**
but are you working seriously?
**[14:21] ---**
Not to worry.
**[14:22] ---**
We are seriously discussing
the perverted actions of adolescent boys.
**[14:26] ---**
Huh?
**[14:27] ---**
In conclusion, your recorder must be
in Hayata's possession right about now.
**[14:31] ---**
That's right!
**[14:32] ---**
Get serious and study! Study!
**[14:34] ---**
Hey, maybe Hayata's mistakenly
wandered into the old school building.
**[14:39] ---**
The old school building?
**[14:40] ---**
Oh, that's a distinct possibility!
**[14:42] ---**
This is terrible. That place is...
**[14:44] ---**
Wh-What?
**[14:45] ---**
What?! Hakuou Academy
is haunted by evil spirits?!
**[14:49] ---**
Yes, I hear they appear
in the old school building.
**[14:52] ---**
Well, knowing that school, I'm sure
they'll hire a ghost sweeper or something.
**[14:55] ---**
What are we going to do?!
If Hayate mistakenly goes in there...
**[15:00] ---**
Hayate, respond! Hayate!
***SIGN*** No Signal
***SIGN*** You have no signal.
**[15:02] ---**
What?
**[15:03] ---**
Hayate of the Sanzenin family
went to that old school building?!
**[15:06] ---**
No, we're just saying it's possible.
**[15:09] ---**
We don't know that he's
actually wandered in there...
**[15:11] ---**
I'll go look for him.
**[15:12] ---**
It's dangerous, Hina!
**[15:14] ---**
An outsider may be in danger
on school grounds!
**[15:18] ---**
I can't just ignore that.
**[15:19] ---**
There may be ghosts and stuff.
**[15:21] ---**
Don't worry. Ghosts and stuff
don't bother me at all.
**[15:26] ---**
That's Hina for you.
**[15:27] ---**
I know she's my little sister,
**[15:29] ---**
but it's too bad that she's a girl,
considering how tough she is.
**[15:31] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[15:35] ---**
I know what I said, but...
**[15:38] ---**
A-Anyway, I better hurry up and find Hayate.
**[15:42] ---**
Come to think of it,
why's it so bright in here...?
**[15:53] ---**
That scream just now...
**[15:57] ---**
My cell...
**[16:01] ---**
I thought ghosts and stuff
do not bother you.
**[16:03] ---**
Like there's a girl who wouldn't
be bothered by those things!
**[16:06] ---**
They say will-o'-the-wisps
are a scientific phenomenon called plasma.
**[16:11] ---**
There's nothing logical
about what scares you!
**[16:13] ---**
Then here is the final question.
**[16:16] ---**
Who is it that has been
asking you these questions?
**[16:27] ---**
S-Someone...
**[16:29] ---**
Someone!
**[16:39] ---**
Are you all right?!
**[16:40] ---**
Oh? You're Miss Katsura,
the student body president.
**[16:46] ---**
M-Miss Katsura?!
**[16:48] ---**
Thank you for saving me, but...
**[16:51] ---**
Don't go wandering
into scary places like this!
**[16:58] ---**
I see, so this is the old school building.
**[17:01] ---**
No wonder things didn't seem quite right...
**[17:03] ---**
What happened earlier is to be kept
strictly secret, all right, Hayate?
**[17:06] ---**
Pardon?
**[17:08] ---**
If you tell anyone that I was scared
like that, I'll hit you for real!
**[17:12] ---**
I feel like you already hit me
for real earlier...
**[17:15] ---**
Never mind that. Let us hurry up
and get out of here.
**[17:18] ---**
What are you saying, Hayate?
**[17:20] ---**
Huh?
**[17:21] ---**
You think I'd ever go home after being beaten?!
**[17:25] ---**
No, but I need to get the Miss's notebook...
**[17:28] ---**
Overruled!
**[17:30] ---**
I'm going to identify who that
bastard was, no matter what!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh, wait... Miss Katsura!
**[17:36] ---**
Call me Hinagiku!
**[17:38] ---**
Please wait, Miss Katsura!
**[17:42] ---**
It will not do to leave things as they are.
**[17:50] ---**
* Miss Katsura really*
* is the same as Miss Nagi.*
**[17:53] ---**
*She absolutely hates to lose.*
**[17:57] ---**
It's getting kind of hot in here.
**[18:06] ---**
Wow, are you self-conscious
**[18:08] ---**
that you're alone with
a girl at school at night?
**[18:11] ---**
I-I'm not self-conscious
about someone like you.
**[18:15] ---**
Someone like me?
**[18:17] ---**
You're too unguarded to begin with!
**[18:19] ---**
You should learn to be
a bit more modest around boys!
**[18:22] ---**
Being easygoing like that, who knows
what someone might do to you...
**[18:26] ---**
I'm fine with that.
**[18:27] ---**
Huh?
**[18:30] ---**
If it's you, Hayate,
you can do anything to me.
**[18:33] ---**
What?! M-Miss Katsura?!
**[18:39] ---**
If I played a joke like that,
**[18:41] ---**
would boys think I was being serious?
**[18:45] ---**
Thank you for the warning.
**[18:46] ---**
I'll be careful in the future...
**[18:48] ---**
...around boys like you.
**[18:50] ---**
* I thought she hated to lose*
* about as much as the Miss,*
**[18:53] ---**
*but I was wrong.*
**[18:55] ---**
*She hates to lose even more than the Miss!*
**[18:58] ---**
That's the doll that I defeated earlier!
**[19:00] ---**
What?! No way!
**[19:02] ---**
Ta-da!
**[19:04] ---**
L-Leave, you humans!
**[19:06] ---**
Leave, or I-I will eat you guys!
**[19:11] ---**
Don't underestimate Hinagiku Katsura,
**[19:13] ---**
the student body president of Hakuou Academy!
**[19:15] ---**
I-It is unfair to execute a sneak attack!
**[19:18] ---**
A-At any rate, my dear Hayate...
**[19:20] ---**
Huh?
**[19:21] ---**
Please hurry up and leave this...
**[19:23] ---**
I mean. L-Leave!
**[19:26] ---**
The humiliation you made me suffer earlier...
**[19:28] ---**
I'll return the favor a hundred times over!
**[19:31] ---**
Why you!
**[19:32] ---**
I-I will curse you!
**[19:34] ---**
"My dear Hayate"...?
**[19:44] ---**
*I don't understand the situation at all,*
**[19:46] ---**
* but could this really be a simple*
* scare tactic to get us out of here?*
**[19:50] ---**
Miss Katsura, let's forget about
that terrifying monster and leave!
**[19:54] ---**
Call me Hinagiku!
**[19:55] ---**
At any rate, I'm defeating this bastard!
**[19:58] ---**
Please!
**[19:59] ---**
"We can't go until you've magnificently
defeated that terrifying doll?!"
**[20:04] ---**
Don't say such a thing! Let us leave!
**[20:06] ---**
It'll be fine, Hayate.
**[20:08] ---**
If I fight him without fear,
he's not that tough...
**[20:14] ---**
I-I am tough!
**[20:16] ---**
I am real strong,
so I will defeat you humans!
**[20:20] ---**
You may have changed your appearance,
but you're no match for me...
**[20:24] ---**
You got me!
**[20:30] ---**
But I haven't done anything yet...
**[20:32] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[20:33] ---**
W-Well, that was incredible, Miss Katsura!
**[20:36] ---**
You defeated the ghost
with just your fighting spirit!
**[20:38] ---**
Huh? Huh?!
**[20:39] ---**
That must be what they call "chi"! "Chi"!
**[20:42] ---**
It's what the masters use!
**[20:43] ---**
You must have used it without realizing it!
**[20:45] ---**
Man, you're incredible, Miss Katsura!
**[20:48] ---**
I'm not sure I'm convinced...
**[20:50] ---**
Come now. The evil spirit has been
defeated, so let us hurry and...
**[20:55] ---**
Huh?
**[20:56] ---**
You're going to get Nagi's notebook, right?
**[20:58] ---**
What?
**[20:59] ---**
Let's hurry.
**[21:00] ---**
Y-Yes, Miss Katsura.
**[21:03] ---**
Call me Hinagiku.
**[21:05] ---**
Yes, Hinagiku.
**[21:10] ---**
It seems they have finally left.
**[21:12] ---**
Yes.
**[21:14] ---**
Now, let us defeat the real evil spirit.
**[21:17] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[21:18] ---**
Hayate!
**[21:19] ---**
I was so worried! You didn't get
possessed by evil spirits, did you?!
**[21:23] ---**
I am fine.
**[21:29] ---**
*School really is a nice thing to have.*
**[21:32] ---**
*School life is a distant thing for him now.*
**[21:34] ---**
*What is the butler-in-debt thinking?*
**[21:36] ---**
*And this is where in the next episode,*
**[21:38] ---**
* a terrible incident happens*
* that no one could ever have anticipated!*
**[21:41] ---**
*We all will fight against a state of emergency!*
**[21:43] ---**
*Or rather, we have no choice but to fight it!*
**[21:49] ---**
Study!
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:06] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:06] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
I'm counting on you, courage.
I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
Today, we've brought Maria
on for a guest appearance.
**[23:36] ---**
Hello, I'm Maria.
**[23:38] ---**
Man, this song is so soothing.
That's Maria for you!
**[23:41] ---**
Thank you very much, Hayate.
**[23:43] ---**
What's this, Hayate?! Getting all spoony!
**[23:45] ---**
Oh, my.
**[23:46] ---**
All right, I think I'll train hard
to become a soothing ladylike girl, too!
**[23:50] ---**
No, you are best as you are now, Miss!
**[23:52] ---**
Really? If you say so...
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Say, Maria, I recall seeing this
scene several times before...
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
The next episode takes place
during the same time as Episode 8.
**[24:03] ---**
Which means we get to see
cat-ear Hayate from another angle!
**[24:06] ---**
That is not all.
**[24:08] ---**
It seems it is a completely
original story made just for anime.
**[24:10] ---**
Ooh! That makes me feel
both worry and anticipation.
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"The Strangest Hyperdeflation Ever.
**[24:16] ---**
"Play Your Games
and Don't Build Up a Backlog".
**[24:17] ---**
Mr. Hero, please get fished up already!
**[24:19] ---**
The Strangest Hyperdeflation Ever.
Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
**[24:20] ---**
Rawr! I'm currently intensely fired up!
# 10 - The Strangest High-Deflation Ever. Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:16] ---**
*Let us stop the chitchat now*
**[00:20] ---**
*Come, let us quietly see this through*
**[00:24] ---**
*If it's romance, look, it's already begun*
***SIGN*** Maria All the Way
**[00:52] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:55] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:58] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[01:01] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[01:05] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:06] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:10] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:14] ---**
Today, we have an original
episode drafted by Mr. Hata.
**[01:17] ---**
Isn't that right?
**[01:18] ---**
That's what I hear.
**[01:21] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:21] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:28] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:28] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:34] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:34] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:37] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:37] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:42] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:42] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:47] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:47] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:50] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:50] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:55] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:55] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:59] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:59] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:05] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:05] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:12] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:12] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:15] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:15] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:18] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:18] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:24] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:24] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:31] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:31] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:50] ---**
The Strangest High-Deflation Ever.
Play Your Games and Don't Build Up a Backlog
**[02:54] ---**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[02:56] ---**
What is this game?!
**[02:58] ---**
This game's got awfully crappy graphics.
**[03:01] ---**
This is a PS3 game?
**[03:03] ---**
No.
**[03:04] ---**
But I'm tired of high-deflation games,
**[03:06] ---**
so I felt like giving an older game a try.
**[03:09] ---**
Huh. So you're sayin'
modern games're lukewarm?
**[03:12] ---**
Then wouldn't it be better
to play outside or somethin'?
**[03:13] ---**
That would be tiring.
**[03:14] ---**
Well, yeah, but...
**[03:16] ---**
Rather than do something so tiring,
**[03:17] ---**
I want to play games from the good old days
**[03:19] ---**
and get a renewed perspective
on our current era of high-deflation.
***SIGN*** New Heroic Dragon Tale
**[03:22] ---**
I obtained an old, rare game in
an attempt to cleanse my tainted soul
**[03:26] ---**
with the purity of
something old school, but...
**[03:28] ---**
It's more you-know-what than rare, though.
**[03:31] ---**
Well, to put it simply,
that's what it comes down to.
**[03:33] ---**
I mean, I'd heard that it was you-know-what,
**[03:36] ---**
but this game is even worse
than I'd been led to expect.
**[03:38] ---**
But isn't that the appeal of retro games?
***SIGN*** A Black-Hearted Santa
has appeared!
***SIGN*** Hayate LV Small Fry
**[03:40] ---**
Command
Run
Tools
Attack
Defend
Kowtow
**[03:42] ---**
I mean, yeah, the audio's fair at best,
the movement's choppy,
***SIGN*** Hayate throws a punch!
***SIGN*** The Black-Hearted
Santa swiftly dodges!
**[03:44] ---**
and the screen's so cluttered,
you can barely tell where you're at...
***SIGN*** The Black-Hearted
Santa
attacks!
***SIGN*** He delivers
a marvelous blow!
Hayate takes
69372 damage!
***SIGN*** Hayate has died.
**[03:48] ---**
Shuddup, you Kansai person.
***SIGN*** Shuddup,
you Kansai person.
***SIGN*** Go have some
octopus balls
**[03:50] ---**
Go have some octopus balls
as your side dish with white rice.
***SIGN*** as your side dish
with white rice.
**[03:53] ---**
The hell was that?!
You makin' fun of Kansai people?!
**[03:56] ---**
H-Hey, Sakuya, you don't have to
get so pissed at a silly game.
**[04:00] ---**
And you, your game play sucks,
so don't blame it on the game
***SIGN*** And you,
your game play sucks,
***SIGN*** so don't blame it
on the game,
**[04:02] ---**
you little squirt!
***SIGN*** YOU LITTLE SQUIRT!
**[04:04] ---**
What did you say?!
**[04:05] ---**
Why you! You're nothing but a crappy game!
**[04:09] ---**
I'm never enterin' more than
"AAAA" for a character name!
***SIGN*** Grab a hold of freedom
**[04:15] ---**
Um, dinner is ready.
What are you two both doing?
**[04:20] ---**
Nothing! We were just consigning
a societal evil to oblivion!
***SIGN*** Melf me all da way
***SIGN*** One hour of
gaming a day
**[04:24] ---**
Pardon?
**[04:25] ---**
Never mind that. What's for dinner?
**[04:27] ---**
Green peppers stuffed with meat,
among other things.
**[04:28] ---**
What? But I hate green peppers.
**[04:31] ---**
It's 'cause yer so picky
that you're not growin' any taller.
**[04:34] ---**
Nah, it's not just yer height...
**[04:36] ---**
Wh-What are you trying
to get at?! Don't stare at me!
**[04:39] ---**
I didn't say anythin' yet.
**[04:41] ---**
What d'you think I was referrin' to?
**[04:49] ---**
The next morning!
***SIGN*** Butlers must be manly!!
**[04:53] ---**
Why does the sun...
**[04:58] ---**
...rise every morning?
**[05:02] ---**
What are you doing griping about
nature in your first waking moment?
**[05:06] ---**
The sun just doesn't get it!
**[05:09] ---**
It's only when you miss deadlines
and take breaks once in while
**[05:12] ---**
that people will appreciate it
when you actually have a chapter in print.
**[05:15] ---**
A-Airing such an appalling statement
on TV is a bit questionable...
**[05:19] ---**
Anyway, please change quickly
and prepare for school.
**[05:23] ---**
Sakuya and the others
are waiting, after all.
**[05:26] ---**
Makita! Kunieda!
**[05:28] ---**
All righty, I'm off to school!
**[05:32] ---**
Hmph! School, school! What an annoying girl!
**[05:34] ---**
*Hmph! School, school! What an annoying...*
**[05:38] ---**
Tell me, Maria, is this déjà vu?
***SIGN*** When watching Hayate the Combat Butler,
please keep the room bright
and sit away from the TV
**[05:40] ---**
I feel like I've seen this scene before.
**[05:43] ---**
The thing is, it seems
this episode takes place
**[05:45] ---**
during the same time
period as two episodes back.
**[05:47] ---**
Hmm, zapping, huh?
**[05:49] ---**
Anime sure has become
a lot more complicated.
**[05:52] ---**
After all, this is the era of DTT,
EPG recording, digital coloring,
**[05:55] ---**
outsourcing whole episodes overseas,
**[05:57] ---**
the leaking of storyboards
to online auctions, and manga ministers...
**[06:02] ---**
Yes, it can't be helped.
**[06:03] ---**
I don't like it, but I'll go along
with that course of action.
**[06:06] ---**
Especially since it's looking like
I might not have to go to school.
**[06:08] ---**
Oh, dear, so that's
the tack you're taking this time.
***SIGN*** Oh dear
**[06:12] ---**
"'All righty, I'm off to school!'
**[06:14] ---**
"Sakuya left the room in high spirits,
**[06:16] ---**
"but she suddenly got the urge
to watch M-1 DVDs
**[06:18] ---**
"and she u-turned back
to second floor of the residence.
**[06:19] ---**
"And click. When she opened the door
to the gaming room, there she found..."
***SIGN*** Heh heh heh heh....
**[06:28] ---**
You saw me. Bastard,
you're not getting out of here alive.
***SIGN*** You~~~ saw~~~
me~~~ Bastard...
**[06:31] ---**
Makita. Kunieda.
**[06:32] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[06:35] ---**
Nooo! Wait! Oh, you're going to break me!
**[06:38] ---**
Eh? It's not a small fire?
**[06:40] ---**
Wait! What's a game console doin',
talkin' like it's totally normal?!
**[06:44] ---**
This is horrible... I'm all sticky, tima.
**[06:47] ---**
"Tima"? What's with that
artificial-soundin' sentence endin'?
**[06:50] ---**
Was that the cuttin' edge for yer time?
**[06:53] ---**
Ah-ha, I bet you're the demon king
inside that game or somethin'.
**[06:57] ---**
*What superhuman deductive powers!*
**[06:59] ---**
Tima! How did you know?!
**[07:01] ---**
*It seems she was really right.*
**[07:03] ---**
Ah, I knew it!
**[07:05] ---**
Yeah, lemme guess.
'Cause you're a crappy game,
**[07:07] ---**
you've gotten shoddy
treatment over the years
**[07:08] ---**
and the resentment's been
gradually buildin' up,
**[07:10] ---**
and with yer rage over
what happened last night,
**[07:12] ---**
ya finally became aware as a monster.
**[07:13] ---**
Yeah, that's 'bout what happened, right?
**[07:15] ---**
Wh-What superhuman deductive powers, tima!
**[07:18] ---**
*I already said that.*
**[07:19] ---**
Besides, I may not look it,
**[07:21] ---**
but I'm a Kansai person, who's so
capable I even turned down Hakuou.
**[07:23] ---**
And we don't got enough time.
**[07:24] ---**
Makita! Kunieda! Shut that thing down
before it gets up to no good!
**[07:28] ---**
Go after its reset button or the power cord!
**[07:30] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[07:31] ---**
N-Nooo! Don't come near me, tima!
**[07:33] ---**
* But that "tima" sentence*
* endin' sure gets on my nerves.*
**[07:36] ---**
Wait... Huh?
**[07:37] ---**
Tima!
**[07:38] ---**
You will be punished!
**[07:48] ---**
The Demon King's castle!
***SIGN*** On Sale
***SIGN*** Demon King the Great Slygian of Abe (temp)
**[08:11] ---**
I can't move! I'm unable to escape, tima!
**[08:15] ---**
You will be punished! You will be
punished! You will be punished!
**[08:18] ---**
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[08:21] ---**
And after I finally got out
into the real world, too...
**[08:24] ---**
Th-The hero will come
at the end of the world...
**[08:27] ---**
That's right, tima! I'm the final boss.
***SIGN*** House For Sale
**[08:30] ---**
And this castle is the stage
for the final battle.
**[08:32] ---**
If I can turn the tables on the hero here...
***SIGN*** That will be the end of dreams...
**[08:43] ---**
Tima!
**[08:45] ---**
This time, I just might
get out of this place, tima!
**[08:48] ---**
* Um, don't you normally get sent back*
* to the title screen or something?*
**[08:52] ---**
All right! Now that's decided,
I better start by capturing the hero, tima!
**[08:55] ---**
*Not that she's listening...*
**[08:57] ---**
Push.
***SIGN*** Ultimate Super Awesome Demon King Guillotine Scythe
**[09:15] ---**
Th-That should do it!
**[09:17] ---**
Um, Mr. Hero, please fall
for the trap! Tima!
**[09:24] ---**
M-Maria, what do you think of this?!
**[09:26] ---**
Oh, my, it's fantastic!
**[09:27] ---**
Tima!
**[09:29] ---**
Where are you going?
**[09:31] ---**
You can't walk around the residence
dressed in a sailor uniform.
**[09:35] ---**
Tima-ma!
**[09:38] ---**
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
**[09:41] ---**
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
**[09:43] ---**
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
Tima! Tima! Tima! Tima!
**[09:46] ---**
*Demon King the Great Stygian of Abe (temp)*
**[09:50] ---**
*gave herself over to lonely tears.*
**[09:52] ---**
They're awful. No one will notice me, tima.
**[09:56] ---**
You will be punished!
**[09:59] ---**
Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[10:04] ---**
Huh? Has someone come, tima?
**[10:07] ---**
No answer.
**[10:08] ---**
What? After we came all this way
to see Nagi's new butler?
**[10:13] ---**
It can't be helped.
As much as it breaks my heart,
**[10:17] ---**
I guess we'll have to head out
to Ekoda or something.
**[10:19] ---**
Yes. And skip classes, of course.
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
**[10:28] ---**
What is this?
**[10:31] ---**
What? Wait!
**[10:32] ---**
Miki?!
**[10:39] ---**
Miki, your panties are grownup.
**[10:41] ---**
They are new.
**[10:42] ---**
Let me see.
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[10:54] ---**
Owowow...
**[10:56] ---**
Wh-What in the world?!
**[10:57] ---**
Heavy...
**[10:58] ---**
*Th-Thank you for noticing me!*
**[11:02] ---**
*Uh... Ahem.*
**[11:03] ---**
* Now, heroes, hurry up and*
* overcome the trials and tribulations,*
**[11:05] ---**
I hear a boinging sound.
**[11:06] ---**
* and get to the castle, where I,*
* Demon King Abe, am waiting for you, tima!*
**[11:07] ---**
What's that?
***SIGN*** A slime has appeared!!
**[11:15] ---**
This is fail.
**[11:16] ---**
Wow! It's a moving doodle!
**[11:19] ---**
No, the way I see it, a crappy game
that was downtrodden for many years...
**[11:23] ---**
Omitting the rest of the explanation.
**[11:24] ---**
What?! Then we're inside
the world of a game?!
**[11:28] ---**
Come, heroes! After him!
After the eager monster!
**[11:32] ---**
Hm, it cannot be helped.
**[11:33] ---**
When you get down to it, it is my fault
for picking up that controller.
**[11:37] ---**
Since it has come to this...
**[11:39] ---**
Y-You can't, Miki! You can't fight it alone!
***SIGN*** Right? Right?
***SIGN*** Is that your final answer?
**[11:43] ---**
Great Demon King, she is the hero!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks!!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks Risa!!
***SIGN*** Risa is hit for 42837 points!!
**[11:48] ---**
Oh, no!
***SIGN*** Damnd
***SIGN*** Sodom
**[11:53] ---**
Risa is dead.
***SIGN*** Risa is dead!!
**[11:55] ---**
What?
**[11:57] ---**
I'll leave the rest to you.
**[11:59] ---**
N-No way!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks!!
***SIGN*** The slime attacks Miki!! The slime attacks Izumi!!
**[12:07] ---**
N-Not good! At this rate, the heroes
I finally got will end up dead, tima!
**[12:11] ---**
You will be punished!
**[12:12] ---**
No!
**[12:13] ---**
Push.
***SIGN*** Bro
***SIGN*** Congrats to
King-Show comeback
***SIGN*** World
Conquest
***SIGN*** Gorangai
***SIGN*** World
Conquest
***SIGN*** Gorangai
***SIGN*** Activate
**[12:22] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[12:25] ---**
Just barely...
***SIGN*** Izumi Segawa
**[12:27] ---**
Yes! Saved by the skin of her teeth, tima!
**[12:29] ---**
You will be punished!
**[12:35] ---**
*Calling me from somewhere*
**[12:35] ---**
Somehow, I feel like on of us has it easy...
**[12:37] ---**
Rissy, no fair!
**[12:39] ---**
What?! It may not look it, but it's
cramped in here and tough for me, too!
**[12:40] ---**
*An echoing cry on the verge of tears*
**[12:42] ---**
Oh, I can't wait to be revived,
so I can fight with you!
**[12:45] ---**
*I'll be right there!*
**[12:46] ---**
Y-You do?
**[12:48] ---**
*Because I belong to you now*
**[12:48] ---**
Then, I'm sure it'll be rough,
**[12:49] ---**
but we'll revive you for sure
when we find a village or something.
**[12:52] ---**
I appreciate that.
**[12:53] ---**
By the way, could I ask you
for one more favor?
**[12:55] ---**
Hm? What is it?
**[12:56] ---**
I'm thirsty, so go buy me a Pocari.
**[12:57] ---**
*Pushed around by the terribly selfish crowd*
**[13:03] ---**
*If you're about to fall
on to the hard asphalt*
**[13:04] ---**
You're awful, Rissy!
**[13:05] ---**
Quit playing a game within a game!
**[13:07] ---**
Y-You're wrong! Th-This is, you know!
**[13:08] ---**
*Here, it's okay, I'll draw you into my arms*
**[13:09] ---**
I'm checking to see if we can make
contact with the outside world!
**[13:12] ---**
Lies!
**[13:13] ---**
* While the three girls*
* were bickering in the game world,*
**[13:16] ---**
* there was just one person*
* at the residence back in the real world,*
**[13:19] ---**
*who had noticed the strange occurrence.*
**[13:21] ---**
What shall I do?
**[13:23] ---**
I become lost yet again
when I woke up this morning.
**[13:27] ---**
* Incidentally, this ghostly air...*
* It is likely some sort of monster.*
***SIGN*** Fruition of Love
**[13:33] ---**
*And the monster is most likely...!*
***SIGN*** Dating Site
**[13:41] ---**
Not in here...
**[13:47] ---**
The top 3 will finally be
announced in the second half!
**[13:52] ---**
Sushi rice beam! (Sumeshi biimu)
**[13:57] ---**
Monsieur in the mood. (Musshu muramura)
***SIGN*** Presented by Nagi Sanzenin
***SIGN*** Today's Fortunes Countdown
**[13:59] ---**
Today's fortunes countdown!
***SIGN*** Aries 4th
Sagittarius 5th
Virgo 6th
Aquarius 7th
Pisces 8th
Cancer 9th
Capricorn 10th
Leo 11th
Libra 12th
***SIGN*** Today's 3rd Place
**[14:09] ---**
Coming in 3rd is Cancer.
Lucky spot is oil fields.
**[14:12] ---**
There may be a wonderful
encounter waiting for you.
***SIGN*** The Much-Anticipated 2nd Place
**[14:16] ---**
Coming in 2nd is Taurus.
A happy day, where everything will go well.
**[14:19] ---**
Might be your one chance to quit being
an unproductive member of society.
**[14:20] ---**
1st Place
**[14:21] ---**
Come, let's work up that courage!
**[14:25] ---**
I-In first place is...!
**[14:28] ---**
*Bright smiles! A great selection!*
**[14:31] ---**
* We, at the Rental Video*
* Tachibana Shinjuku Flagship store,*
**[14:33] ---**
* shall be awaiting you,*
* the discerning customer.*
**[14:37] ---**
And now, please continue to enjoy
Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler,
***SIGN*** Showing Now Hayate the Combat Butler!
***SIGN*** Episode 10. Please enjoy.
**[14:40] ---**
"I Saw the Tears of Snakewoman
in the Fires of Hell".
**[14:44] ---**
* The three student council girls*
* trapped in the cursed game world...*
**[14:48] ---**
*...after much pain and effort,*
**[14:49] ---**
* finally arrived in*
* an otherworldly kind of village.*
**[14:55] ---**
Where's the church?! We want to
revive our friend from the coffin!
***SIGN*** Captain Cam
**[15:00] ---**
Nuu, nuu!
**[15:01] ---**
Nuu, nu-nu, nuu!
**[15:02] ---**
Nu-nu, nuu, nuu, nuu!
**[15:04] ---**
Wah! No matter who I talk to,
all they say is "nuu, nuu"!
**[15:08] ---**
It appears this game is too much for us.
**[15:11] ---**
It cannot be helped.
Since it has come to this...
**[15:15] ---**
I'm insanely fired up right now!
**[15:20] ---**
King Scascher!
**[15:44] ---**
Hello?
**[15:45] ---**
Yes, it is me. Miki.
**[15:47] ---**
I feel bad, but please come right away.
**[15:50] ---**
I'm here.
**[15:51] ---**
So?
**[15:52] ---**
That was fast!
**[15:53] ---**
Um, Hina, you didn't get attacked
by anything weird on your way here?
**[15:57] ---**
Huh? Oh, all kinds of things showed up,
**[16:00] ---**
but just I drove them away with this.
**[16:02] ---**
Oooh!
**[16:03] ---**
So what in the world is going on?
**[16:05] ---**
Would you explain it
to me so I can understand?
**[16:07] ---**
Do not let this shock you now.
**[16:09] ---**
We are actually inside a cursed game
**[16:11] ---**
and mumble, mumble, omitting the rest!
**[16:15] ---**
What are you saying?
**[16:16] ---**
There's no way such
an unscientific thing would happen.
**[16:18] ---**
What? Uh, but...
**[16:20] ---**
This is one of those things.
Which is to say...
**[16:22] ---**
Hardcore gamer Nagi must be throwing
a large surprise event for us.
**[16:28] ---**
Yup!
**[16:31] ---**
But those monsters
and things sure were well-made.
**[16:32] ---**
That's our student
council president for you.
**[16:34] ---**
A super pragmatist.
**[16:34] ---**
I wonder what kind of mechanism
they have that makes them move.
**[16:35] ---**
In a way, it's an incredible
talent that she's got.
**[16:37] ---**
So, you three, don't tell me you plan
to skip our afternoon classes.
**[16:40] ---**
N-No.
**[16:41] ---**
Then let's finish up here
**[16:43] ---**
and get back to school
before the end of lunch break.
**[16:45] ---**
Oh, but I wonder where the goal is.
**[16:50] ---**
H-How promising!
**[16:52] ---**
Yes! That lady is truly worthy
of being called a hero, tima!
**[16:55] ---**
You will be punished! You will be
punished! You will be punished!
**[17:02] ---**
If that lady can make it here,
**[17:04] ---**
maybe I can finally be
free of this annoying skull
**[17:05] ---**
and this meaningless "tima"
sentence ending, tima!
**[17:10] ---**
Push.
***SIGN*** Over here, tima!
**[17:19] ---**
A full set of equipment suddenly
came falling out of the sky...
***SIGN*** Over here, tima!
**[17:26] ---**
I see, so we're expected to use these
to get over to that tower.
**[17:30] ---**
What?
**[17:31] ---**
I-Is that what it means?
**[17:32] ---**
All right! Then let's all
go defeat the Demon King!
**[17:35] ---**
Hakuou, fight!
**[17:38] ---**
F-Fight!
**[17:39] ---**
Fight!
**[17:40] ---**
Hinagiku sure is serious.
**[17:41] ---**
Fight!
**[17:42] ---**
It seems we can leave the rest
of the episode to Miss Katsura.
**[17:45] ---**
Yes.
**[17:46] ---**
Then, since this is the perfect opportunity,
**[17:48] ---**
I think I'll read some mail
cheering us on for once.
**[17:51] ---**
A postcard from penname Tama
Fangirl of N Ward, Tokyo.
**[17:54] ---**
"Hello to Hayate, Nagi, and Maria."
**[17:58] ---**
Hello!
**[17:59] ---**
Hello.
***SIGN*** Hello.
**[18:02] ---**
"I always look forward to
watching Hayate the Combat Butler."
**[18:05] ---**
Good. Thank you!
**[18:07] ---**
"By the way, I was surprised when
I saw the profiles on the official homepage.
**[18:10] ---**
"I had no idea that you were
just 17 years old, Maria."
**[18:14] ---**
Y-Yes, I'm 17 years old. What of it?
**[18:17] ---**
"Y-You seem rather composed
and I totally thought you were over 20.
**[18:22] ---**
"Wh-Why don't you try acting
more like a g-girl of 17 for once
**[18:25] ---**
"and say things like 'uber bad'?"
**[18:28] ---**
Hey, T-Tama Fangirl,
Maria is young! She's young!
**[18:31] ---**
After all...
**[18:32] ---**
I see.
**[18:35] ---**
So I look that old...
**[18:38] ---**
I don't mean to repeat myself,
but I am 17 years old.
**[18:40] ---**
I'm bursting with freshness!
**[18:41] ---**
It's not that I've aged before my time,
**[18:42] ---**
it's just that I face endless
hardship every day,
**[18:44] ---**
thanks to some people.
**[18:46] ---**
S-Sorry about that! We're
always grateful that we have you!
**[18:49] ---**
Right, Hayate?!
**[18:51] ---**
Hey, why haven't you said anything?!
**[18:54] ---**
Since the majority of the cast
is comprised of stooge characters,
**[18:56] ---**
I handle the straight man role
to make things interesting.
**[18:59] ---**
It's only natural, since I'm the one
with the most common sense here.
**[19:01] ---**
B-But then, a little girl sent
in this postcard to the show. Scary.
***SIGN*** Maria seems kind of mean
**[19:13] ---**
It's fine. It's fine. I'm just...
**[19:18] ---**
Bright smiles! A great selection!
**[19:19] ---**
Wait! Wha?! Hayate!
**[19:21] ---**
Why aren't you saying?!
**[19:21] ---**
We, at the Rental Video
Tachibana Shinkuju Flagship store,
**[19:22] ---**
Um, on to the next postcard!
**[19:24] ---**
shall be awaiting you,
the discerning customer.
**[19:24] ---**
A postcard from Sergeant Naohikov
Furuitch of K Ward, Tokyo.
**[19:27] ---**
And now, please continue to enjoy
Episode 10 of Hayate the Combat Butler...
**[19:28] ---**
"I love Maria!"
**[19:32] ---**
Last battle!
***SIGN*** Can't show you
***SIGN*** Can't show
**[19:37] ---**
* Having crossed oceans*
* and beat all kinds of dungeons,*
**[19:41] ---**
* with almost 100 hours*
* of play time behind them,*
**[19:43] ---**
* the student council party*
* finally made it to the Demon King!*
**[19:50] ---**
Finally, the time has come
for the last battle
**[19:53] ---**
to determine the fate of this universe.
**[19:55] ---**
O Demon King the Great
Stygian of Abe (temp),
**[19:58] ---**
come fight us fair and square!
***SIGN*** Welcome Heroes Party
***SIGN*** Reserved
**[20:04] ---**
I could not have asked for more, tima.
**[20:06] ---**
Now, face my ultimate
super lethal technique!
**[20:09] ---**
Push.
**[20:19] ---**
The Demon King has been defeated.
***SIGN*** The Demon King has been defeated.
**[20:21] ---**
What?!
**[20:22] ---**
Weak! The Demon King's weak!
**[20:26] ---**
Truly a hero. Your swordsmanship
was brilliant, tima.
**[20:29] ---**
Huh? But I haven't done anything yet.
**[20:32] ---**
I can resign myself to my fate now.
**[20:34] ---**
I can feel at peace crossing over
into the other world, tima.
**[20:38] ---**
Or so I thought, but I don't
want to go, after all, tima.
**[20:40] ---**
Though, I feel like it
wouldn't be so bad to go, tima.
**[20:43] ---**
Hmm... But then again...
**[20:44] ---**
Which is it?!
**[20:45] ---**
She is being damned indecisive.
**[20:46] ---**
You will be punished
for not making up your mind!
***SIGN*** Ending 4 "Beyond Oblivion"
**[20:57] ---**
Hinagiku Katsura and
the three student council girls
***SIGN*** Hinagiku Katsura
***SIGN*** and the three student council girls
**[21:01] ---**
defeated the Demon King in this way
***SIGN*** defeated the Demon King in this way
**[21:02] ---**
and traversed space-time,
returning safely to the real world.
***SIGN*** and traversed space-time, returning safely to the real world.
**[21:06] ---**
With their memories of their adventures
in the game world completely lost to them...
***SIGN*** With their memories of their adventures in the game world
***SIGN*** completely lost to them...
**[21:09] ---**
Thank you, hero. Thank you,
Hakuou Academy student council.
**[21:13] ---**
Kind of grateful. Kind of a happy ending.
**[21:15] ---**
However, your battle has only just begun.
**[21:19] ---**
I will fight again next time
to win the role of protagonist!
***SIGN*** Izumi Segawa
Class: Normal
Person
***SIGN*** Specialty:
Nothing Notable
**[21:23] ---**
That was kind of fun, wasn't it?
***SIGN*** Miki Hanabishi
Class: Fox Hound
***SIGN*** Specialty:
Intel Gathering
**[21:25] ---**
I suppose that's
a happily-ever-after for now.
***SIGN*** Risa Asakaze
Class: Aspiring
Good-for-Nothing
***SIGN*** Specialty: H°rricane M°xer
***SIGN*** Hinagiku Katsura
Class: Student Council President
**[21:28] ---**
Yes.
**[21:31] ---**
Hey, wait! Aren't ya forgettin' somethin'?!
**[21:35] ---**
Pardon me. I opened the door normally.
**[21:39] ---**
What's up with this old
Showa-era punch line?!
**[21:42] ---**
Is it me or are we gettin'
shoddy treatment lately?!
**[21:44] ---**
*It's always been like that.*
**[21:46] ---**
* Uh, next time, we will return*
* to our normal format*
**[21:48] ---**
* and bring you a butler episode*
* that will thrill you!*
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:06] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:06] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
Nagi's...
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Since Hayate is out this time I will be
doing as I please with this segment!
**[23:33] ---**
Oh, my, this could mean trouble.
**[23:34] ---**
Now's your only chance
to sit back and relax, Maria.
**[23:37] ---**
What?
**[23:37] ---**
The fact that I am in charge of this segment
**[23:39] ---**
means that I am free to do whatever I wish!
**[23:41] ---**
In response to requests from Maria fans,
I could insert a fan service shot of Maria!
**[23:44] ---**
Nooo!
**[23:45] ---**
Nobody may want it, but I could
also insert a shot of Klaus bathing!
**[23:48] ---**
Nooo!
**[23:49] ---**
Keep doing this and production
will never catch up to the schedule!
**[23:52] ---**
Oh, that would be bad.
We won't do any more Klaus after this!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
Nagi, why don't we go
to the primary family residence for once,
**[23:59] ---**
where your grandfather resides?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I would like to introduce Hayate as well.
**[24:02] ---**
I don't want to. Besides,
I don't think there's any need
**[24:04] ---**
to pay our respects
to that old geezer at this point.
**[24:06] ---**
Man, it's been a long time
since I've seen Grandpa Mikado.
**[24:09] ---**
I'm gonna pester him for some pocket change.
**[24:10] ---**
What's this, Saku? You're going, too?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"The Value of My Life: Priceless".
**[24:17] ---**
In other words, your life
is utterly meaningless.
**[24:19] ---**
The Value of My Life: Priceless
**[24:20] ---**
An armor runs within your heart!
# 11 - The Value of My Life: Priceless
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
* Hayate was about to welcome*
* a rare, peaceful morning.*
**[00:14] ---**
* However, he had no way*
* of knowing that this...*
**[00:18] ---**
*would turn out to be a life-altering day!*
**[00:22] ---**
Nagi, why don't we go to the primary family
residence for once, where your grandfather resides?
**[00:29] ---**
That is... I would like
introduce Hayate as well.
**[00:32] ---**
You don't have to express
such undisguised loathing...
**[00:35] ---**
Who is this grandfather?
**[00:37] ---**
Grandfather Mikado, the head
of the Sanzenin family.
**[00:41] ---**
Head of the family?
**[00:43] ---**
In other words,
**[00:44] ---**
the person currently in possession
of the Sanzenin family estate.
**[00:47] ---**
I feel like I could end up getting
fired if I make the wrong impression...
**[00:53] ---**
No, he could easily wipe you
off the face of this planet.
**[01:01] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:04] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:07] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:10] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:14] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:15] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:19] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:24] ---**
The human body holds untold powers.
**[01:27] ---**
The more you train, the more...
**[01:30] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:30] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:36] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:36] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:43] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:43] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:46] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:46] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:51] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:51] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:55] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:55] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:59] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:59] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:04] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:07] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:07] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:14] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:14] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:21] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:21] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:24] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:24] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:27] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:27] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:33] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:33] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:40] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:40] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:58] SIGN**
The Value of My Life: Priceless
**[03:05] ---**
So we hired a new butler.
**[03:08] ---**
I don't think there's any need to pay our
respects to that old geezer at this point.
**[03:12] ---**
Don't say such things.
**[03:14] ---**
Your grandfather is the only
immediate family you have.
**[03:17] ---**
Man, it's been a long time
since I've seen Grandpa Mikado.
**[03:22] ---**
Wait... Never mind all that.
Why are you here?
**[03:25] ---**
Oh, please! I'm related to the
Sanzenin family, too, remember?
**[03:29] ---**
But what kind of man is your grandfather?
**[03:32] ---**
If this were Dragon Quest, he'd be Zoma.
**[03:34] ---**
In the traditional storytelling
world, he'd be Danshi.
**[03:37] ---**
W-Will I do okay?
**[03:39] ---**
Meeting such a terrifying sounding person...
**[03:42] ---**
I doubt you'll be okay.
**[03:43] ---**
If ya offend him,
**[03:45] ---**
that man could easily crush
an indebted butler's life.
**[03:50] ---**
After all, he's da man who destroyed Compile,
**[03:53] ---**
just 'cause Puyo Pop was hard.
**[03:54] ---**
What?!
**[03:55] ---**
Incidentally, Nomura Toys'
downfall was also 'cause of him.
**[03:59] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[04:01] ---**
She's kidding.
**[04:03] ---**
Well, in any case, he's
kind of a fiendish guy,
**[04:06] ---**
so try not to be taken in if
he says anything odd to you.
**[04:09] ---**
I-I see...
**[04:11] ---**
What's that?
**[04:15] ---**
I'll have you know, it's not the castle...
**[04:17] ---**
of the poisonous-apple-eating
princess of the mouse kingdom.
**[04:20] ---**
Master Mikado Sanzenin.
This is her grandfather's primary residence.
**[04:24] ---**
Wait... So, what country are we in?
**[04:30] ---**
What line of work is your grandfather in?
**[04:34] ---**
Hmm... Oil baron, I guess?
**[04:36] ---**
That is not a line of work...
**[04:39] ---**
**Hayate was belatedly
coming to the realization**
**[04:42] ---**
**that Nagi was not just your
run-of-the-mill rich girl...**
**[04:51] ---**
Welcome home, Miss Nagi.
**[04:54] ---**
Right. I'm back.
**[04:56] ---**
**But that she was an INCREDIBLY rich girl.**
**[05:00] ---**
But talk about a stuffy bunch.
**[05:04] ---**
And Miss Sakuya and Maria, it
is good of you to come as well.
**[05:06] ---**
Not at all.
**[05:08] ---**
Come, this way, please.
**[05:10] ---**
By the way, I apologize for disturbing
you upon your return, but...
**[05:14] ---**
What shall we do with this
suspicious individual?
**[05:14] ---**
Help! Help!
**[05:16] ---**
He had snuck aboard the chopper.
**[05:16] ---**
Help! Help!
**[05:18] ---**
He looks incredibly suspicious!
**[05:18] ---**
Help! Help!
**[05:21] ---**
I can appreciate your sentiment, but
he's not a suspicious individual.
**[05:24] ---**
He's Himegami's successor
and he serves as my butler.
**[05:28] ---**
This shabby-looking man, who
seems to have no luck with money?
**[05:32] ---**
Nobody asked your opinion.
**[05:33] ---**
But... um... that is...
**[05:36] ---**
**Hayate put up with the comments.**
**[05:38] ---**
**Because he most certainly did
not have any luck with money**
**[05:41] ---**
**and there was no question
that he was shabby-looking.**
**[05:46] ---**
You didn't have to emphasize it like that.
**[05:50] ---**
But man, that was hilarious!
**[05:52] ---**
Now, Saku, don't laugh at him so much.
**[05:56] ---**
It's fine.
**[05:57] ---**
I knew from the start that
I didn't fit in here anyway.
**[06:02] ---**
Well, don't let it bother you.
**[06:04] ---**
They just called it like they saw it.
There was no malice behind it.
**[06:07] ---**
That is right. You will only waste
your time letting it get to you.
**[06:10] ---**
It's true that I'm 150 million yen in debt,
**[06:14] ---**
but do I really look like I
have such poor luck with money?
**[06:18] ---**
In this world, there are more important
things than money, like compassion.
**[06:22] ---**
Each individual must be considerate
of the planet's future.
**[06:26] ---**
**They won't look me in the eye...**
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, that reminds me.
**[06:30] ---**
Nagi, being dressed like that for your
meeting with your grandfather is...
**[06:34] ---**
You're right.
**[06:35] ---**
Okay, I'm going to change, so go
get some fresh air or something.
**[06:40] ---**
Right...
**[06:46] ---**
I got kicked out.
**[06:49] ---**
Still, this is a belated realization,
**[06:51] ---**
but to let a man like me,
so deeply in debt, run loose
**[06:53] ---**
in this place packed full of
treasures seems far too imprudent.
**[07:00] ---**
Is this something of value?
**[07:04] ---**
It makes a good sound...
**[07:06] ---**
This piece alone just might be able
to pay off my 150 million yen debt!
**[07:11] ---**
At best, that vase will fetch
5 million on Yahoo Auctions,
**[07:16] ---**
so you won't be able to pay off your debt.
**[07:19] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It was
just an impulsive thought!
**[07:29] ---**
You needn't worry. I can
tell, just by looking at you,
**[07:32] ---**
that you're not the kind of person
who would do such a thing.
**[07:36] ---**
Hey, now. Don't look at me like,
"What's this senile old man saying?"
**[07:42] ---**
P-Pardon me.
**[07:44] ---**
Um, who might you be?
**[07:46] ---**
I'm a member of this household.
**[07:48] ---**
I'm taking care of the yard right now.
**[07:50] ---**
Oh, you're a gardener.
**[07:53] ---**
I swear... You don't have
faith in my insight, do you?
**[07:57] ---**
I'll have you know!
**[08:01] ---**
Whoops. Sorry about that.
**[08:05] ---**
All right, I'll show you just
how formidable my insight is,
**[08:09] ---**
so come along with me!
**[08:11] ---**
**This old man's smile sparkles
like that of a boy...**
**[08:20] ---**
Behold!
**[08:24] ---**
Say, Maria, this outfit is a bit big.
**[08:28] ---**
Oh, I knew it!
**[08:32] ---**
That's just peeping!
**[08:34] ---**
To train one's insight,
one must work daily...
**[08:37] ---**
And after working daily, what kind
of criminal do you intend to become?!
**[08:45] ---**
I just don't get it, though.
**[08:47] ---**
What is someone like you doing
with a debt of 150 million?
**[08:51] ---**
It was originally my parents' gambling debt.
**[08:56] ---**
My parents are incredible good-for-nothings
**[08:59] ---**
and they gifted me to some "very
generous people" as collateral.
**[09:03] ---**
And then, Miss Nagi took on that debt for me.
**[09:08] ---**
So now, I am in the process
of returning it over 40 years.
**[09:12] ---**
I see.
**[09:14] ---**
I am really grateful to Miss Nagi.
**[09:17] ---**
So grandpa, you mustn't peep at her, either.
**[09:22] ---**
Well, I'm going to go now.
**[09:27] ---**
In other words,
**[09:29] ---**
your life is utterly meaningless.
**[09:38] ---**
What?
**[09:41] ---**
You're awfully insipid for a man
that Nagi's placed her faith in.
**[09:46] ---**
Grandpa, who are you?
**[09:50] ---**
My insight is the real thing!
**[09:52] ---**
The bursting of the bubble,
the change in government,
**[09:54] ---**
and even Toshi losing his hair!
**[09:56] ---**
I anticipated it all with these eyes of mine!
**[09:59] ---**
Even the unprecedented little sister boom!
**[10:01] ---**
I foresaw its coming since before the war!
**[10:04] ---**
And these eyes are telling me now...
**[10:06] ---**
Your life is even more meaningless
than the lives of your scummy parents!
**[10:12] ---**
I, Mikado Sanzenin, assure you that it is.
**[10:18] ---**
My life is...
**[10:20] ---**
...meaningless?
**[10:21] ---**
Yes, it's meaningless.
**[10:23] ---**
A life spent merely for the
sake of repaying a debt...
**[10:27] ---**
...is utterly meaningless.
**[10:30] ---**
However, if you still wish to make
your life something of value...
**[10:38] ---**
I-Is this...
**[10:41] ---**
...a levitation stone?
**[10:42] ---**
No! That is your guide!
**[10:46] ---**
If you believe that your
life may yet have meaning,
**[10:50] ---**
do not lose it, do not
let it be taken from you.
**[10:51] ---**
Keep it with you until the day comes.
**[10:55] ---**
And if you are able to obtain the thing
**[10:59] ---**
at the end of the road that it leads you to,
**[11:01] ---**
never mind 150 million. A
billion! Even 10 billion!
**[11:05] ---**
All of that will surely be within your reach.
**[11:11] ---**
**With the meaning of his life
denied in its entirety,**
**[11:15] ---**
**will Hayate be able to
begin walking down the road**
**[11:18] ---**
**shown to him by the pendant?**
**[11:20] ---**
**To be continued in the second half.**
**[11:24] ---**
Wait...
**[11:25] ---**
Hey, Maria, are we okay with
not having a punch line?!
**[11:28] ---**
Oh, please.
**[11:29] ---**
We have not had much of a punch
line in the past, either.
**[11:33] ---**
Not good! If there isn't at
least one punch line a minute,
**[11:35] ---**
a Kansai person's blood starts to tingle!
**[11:41] ---**
Don't run! It won't make for a punch line!
**[11:43] ---**
That punch line is already an empty shell!
**[11:47] ---**
I say this to you, it is garbage!
**[11:49] ---**
Shaddup! Punch it already!
**[11:53] ---**
All right, I guess it didn't happen.
**[11:59] ---**
Lambada.
**[12:03] ---**
The baby boomer generation.
**[12:06] ---**
O Granddaughter, do you want to
inherit the Sanzenin family fortune?
**[12:10] ---**
Huh?
**[12:12] ---**
I don't particularly want it,
**[12:13] ---**
but if it means that you'll
be dying soon, I'd welcome it.
**[12:17] ---**
Maria! O Maria! My granddaughter
is being mean to me!
**[12:21] ---**
Oh, my, now that is a problem.
**[12:23] ---**
It's not like I'm being mean.
**[12:24] ---**
Grandpa, never mind the fortune,
can I get some pocket change?
**[12:27] ---**
Besides, even without all that,
**[12:29] ---**
as long as I have the World Business
Satellite show and the stock market,
**[12:32] ---**
I will never have money problems.
**[12:36] ---**
Damn it! Uselessly gaining more
and more knowledge every year...
**[12:39] ---**
You're the one who had me educated
so that would happen, remember?
**[12:43] ---**
However...
**[12:47] ---**
I don't recall teaching you
to draw such worthless manga!
**[12:54] SIGN**
Seen From Below
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[12:55] ---**
Where the hell did you
get a hold of my manga?!
**[12:58] ---**
My granddaughter really *is* mean to me!
**[13:01] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[13:03] ---**
Oh, but Grandfather, why did
you suddenly bring this up?
**[13:07] ---**
Oh, the truth is, at this rate...
**[13:10] ---**
...Nagi will end up dead.
**[13:13] SIGN**
Loser Park
**[13:19] SIGN**
-inner
**[13:20] ---**
Th-There it is again...
**[13:24] ---**
All right! I got it this time!
**[13:26] SIGN**
Winner
**[13:28] ---**
Yes!
**[13:34] ---**
That's ominous...
**[13:42] ---**
**All I ever thought about was money,
because of the way my parents were...**
**[13:46] ---**
**I'd never even thought about my own life...**
**[13:49] ---**
**But am I okay with my life being like that?**
**[13:53] ---**
**A life spent solely for the
purpose of repaying debt...**
**[13:58] ---**
Hayate!
**[14:00] ---**
Oh, Miss.
**[14:05] ---**
I've been looking for you.
**[14:07] ---**
Come on, let's hurry up and leave.
**[14:08] ---**
What? We're leaving already?
**[14:11] ---**
Yes, I can't put up with that
stinking old geezer anymore!
**[14:15] ---**
Did something happen?
**[14:17] ---**
Something did happen...
Or rather, will happen...
**[14:21] ---**
What?
**[14:29] ---**
What is about to happen?
**[14:34] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wha... Who is this person?!
**[14:37] ---**
Damn! So he's really come.
**[14:43] ---**
You are quite skilled to
dodge Gilbert's sword!
**[14:49] ---**
Wh-Who is this fake-sounding foreigner?
**[14:53] ---**
Um... It's a long story, but...
**[14:57] ---**
He's the man who may inherit all
of the Sanzenin family fortune.
**[15:01] ---**
I-Inherit it all?
**[15:03] ---**
Um, in other words...
**[15:06] ---**
**The story will grind to a halt if
we leave the explanation to Nagi,**
**[15:10] ---**
What?!
**[15:10] ---**
**so we will have you watch the
rest of the earlier scene here.**
**[15:15] ---**
Oh, but Grandfather, why did
you suddenly bring this up?
**[15:19] ---**
Oh, the truth is, at this rate...
**[15:22] ---**
...Nagi will end up dead.
**[15:26] ---**
Huh?! Why would I end up dead?!
**[15:29] ---**
Have you finally gone senile,
you stinking old geezer?!
**[15:32] ---**
I have not gone senile, nor do I stink.
**[15:35] ---**
Just think about it, Granddaughter.
**[15:38] ---**
I do not have long to live.
**[15:39] ---**
And once I die, the family fortune
will go to you in its entirety.
**[15:43] ---**
However, many of our relatives
do not favor this arrangement.
**[15:48] ---**
It's true.
**[15:49] ---**
There are people out there who would
sell their son for 150 million,
**[15:53] ---**
so it seems plausible that some
may try to take Nagi's life.
**[15:56] ---**
Indeed.
**[15:57] ---**
So I came up with an idea.
**[15:59] ---**
If someone can fulfill a certain condition,
**[16:00] ---**
I would leave the Sanzenin
family fortune, not to Nagi,
**[16:04] ---**
but to that person instead.
**[16:07] ---**
Oh-ho. And what is this condition?
**[16:10] ---**
Yes, this condition is...
**[16:17] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[16:20] ---**
I've lost.
**[16:22] ---**
I'll leave the family fortune to you,
**[16:25] ---**
so please have mercy on me.
**[16:29] ---**
...and make you apologize in tears.
**[16:34] SIGN**
The Tail Wagging the Dog
**[16:37] ---**
I'd rather die than spout
such embarrassing lines!
**[16:43] ---**
I don't know...
**[16:44] ---**
I just don't understand the things
that rich people come up with.
**[16:47] ---**
Not to worry, I don't understand it, either.
**[16:53] ---**
So, that being the case...
**[16:55] ---**
Please apologize in tears to me!
**[16:58] ---**
Like hell I'm apologizing to you! Moron!
**[17:03] ---**
Please apologize in tears to me!
**[17:07] ---**
**Don't you have any pride or anything?!**
**[17:08] ---**
Doing such things is
useless! Get out of here!
**[17:12] ---**
Is that so? Then you leave me no choice.
**[17:23] ---**
What are you doing to Hayate?!
**[17:27] ---**
According to Old Man Mikado...
**[17:31] ---**
If I just beat that weak-looking
butler to a pulp,
**[17:36] ---**
there's a chance that the Miss
might apologize in tears.
**[17:40] ---**
So I'm gonna beat the crap outta him
and make the family fortune mine!
**[17:46] ---**
**If the Miss can no longer inherit
the Sanzenin family fortune,**
**[17:50] ---**
**that means she won't be enormously
rich like she is now, right?**
**[17:55] ---**
**If that were to happen,
would this girl be alone...?**
**[17:58] ---**
**Rendered homeless, like me?**
**[18:04] ---**
The rice porridge is ready.
**[18:06] ---**
I'm sorry, Maria, for all the
trouble I'm putting you through...
**[18:11] ---**
We promised not to talk about that, remember?
**[18:14] ---**
If only Hayate would pay you back...
**[18:19] ---**
I shouldn't have lent him
that 150 million yen.
**[18:26] ---**
**That could be possible!**
**[18:28] ---**
Hayate, watch out!
**[18:31] ---**
Prepare to meet your fate!
**[18:35] ---**
**Money! Money!**
**[18:37] ---**
Damn it! Why you!
**[18:40] ---**
**Money!**
**[18:43] ---**
**A life spent merely for the
sake of repaying a debt...**
**[18:47] ---**
**...is utterly meaningless.**
**[18:48] ---**
**Meaningless!**
**[18:49] ---**
**Meaningless!**
**[18:54] ---**
**The Miss came to my rescue, wearing
that silly-looking mask...**
**[18:59] ---**
**The Miss put her heart and soul
into nursing me back to health...**
**[19:04] ---**
**To think the Miss might face
adversity because of me...**
**[19:09] ---**
**At any rate, I'll think of a
way to repay my debt quickly.**
**[19:13] ---**
**But right now, there's the Miss!**
**[19:16] ---**
**I don't yet know what the
meaning of my life is,**
**[19:20] ---**
**but right now, I just have to...**
**[19:23] ---**
Why you!
**[19:25] ---**
Universe!
**[19:50] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[19:54] ---**
I'll protect you.
**[19:57] ---**
What?
**[20:01] ---**
Anyone... who tries to make you cry...
**[20:06] ---**
I'll protect you from them.
**[20:12] ---**
Would that... be all right?
**[20:23] ---**
Um...
**[20:25] ---**
That is, uh...
**[20:35] ---**
I-I'll be counting on you.
**[20:43] ---**
What's this? Is this gonna become
a battle anime startin' next week?
**[20:47] ---**
No, it will not.
**[20:53] ---**
**The boy shook free of uncertainty**
**[20:56] ---**
**and found meaning in his life,
protecting his mistress.**
**[21:01] ---**
**In which direction does butler
Hayate's tomorrow lie?!**
**[21:03] ---**
**Next time, he will be fighting
with all kinds of circumstances.**
**[21:11] ---**
Don't you lose that pendant, boy.
**[21:14] ---**
Still...
**[21:15] ---**
Oh, Maria has gone...
**[21:20] ---**
That hurt!
**[21:21] ---**
Wh-What's this? You're still here?
**[21:23] ---**
I still haven't gotten my
pocket change, after all.
**[21:26] ---**
Never mind that, how do you plan to get home?
**[21:28] ---**
Nagi and the others are over there already.
**[21:30] ---**
What?!
**[21:35] ---**
Y'all left me here all by my lonesome?
**[21:38] SIGN**
Wooooooo...
**[21:41] ---**
What a cold era this is!
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:02] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:02] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:05] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:05] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:14] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:14] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:26] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Unfortunately, our week of being
reinforced by Maria ends today.
**[23:34] ---**
What? It does?
**[23:36] ---**
Starting next time, that hugely
popular character will be appearing!
**[23:39] ---**
Could that possibly be the #1 in
popularity polls? That Hina...
**[23:43] ---**
No!
**[23:46] ---**
Hayate, it will be Nagi's turn
on duty starting next time.
**[23:48] ---**
Or rather, this is the end of my week.
**[23:50] ---**
Aren't I being treated
awfully poorly for all that?
**[23:52] ---**
Look forward to next time with keen interest!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] SIGN**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
Um, is that you, Hayate?
**[23:58] ---**
M-Miss Nishizawa...
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
We haven't seen each other since Christmas.
**[24:00] ---**
What in the world have you
been doing since then?
**[24:02] ---**
Well, a lot of things happened...
**[24:03] ---**
I'm working as a butler
at a certain mansion, now.
**[24:06] ---**
What? Is that a joke?
**[24:08] ---**
Oh, but I'm glad. I'm really
happy that I got to see you.
**[24:11] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:13] ---**
"Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff
**[24:15] ---**
"that Being Young is About Not Looking Back".
**[24:17] ---**
Wait, Hayate!
**[24:19] ---**
My... My feelings for you are...!
**[24:19] SIGN**
Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff
that Being Young is About Not Looking Back
**[24:21] ---**
You'll get to see Newtypes in combat!
# 12 - Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff that Being Young is About Not Looking Back
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright and
sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:11] SIGN**
My Future Dream
**[00:14] SIGN**
Hamakaze Elementary School
**[00:15] ---**
My future dream.
**[00:16] ---**
Grade 1, Peach Class, Hayate Ayasaki.
**[00:19] ---**
Regardless of whether it
is a weekday or a Sunday,
**[00:22] ---**
my parents are always lying
around, doing nothing at home.
**[00:25] ---**
My father works on self-realization
**[00:27] ---**
and my mother is intent on capturing
the dream of spinning reels.
**[00:32] ---**
My father said, "If we win it big,
we'll take a trip to Hawaii!"
**[00:36] ---**
But my mother laughed, "They
won't issue passports to us,
**[00:39] ---**
"so we won't be able to do that, hahaha."
**[00:41] ---**
So there is never-ending
laughter in my home.
**[00:43] ---**
And so, my future dream is...
**[00:53] ---**
**I wonder if it's because of what I was
told yesterday at the Miss's home.**
**[00:59] ---**
In other words,
**[01:01] ---**
your life is...
**[01:02] ---**
...utterly meaningless.
**[01:07] ---**
No, pull yourself together! I
made up my mind, didn't I?!
**[01:11] ---**
That I don't yet know what
the meaning of my life is,
**[01:13] ---**
but that for now, I'm just
going to protect the Miss!
**[01:19] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:22] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:25] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:29] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:32] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:33] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:37] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:41] ---**
Hello, I'm Hayate Ayasaki!
**[01:43] ---**
All right! I'm going to
work hard again today!
**[01:48] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:48] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:54] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:54] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:01] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:01] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:04] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:04] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:09] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:09] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:13] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:13] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:17] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:17] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:22] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:22] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:25] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:25] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:32] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:32] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:39] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:39] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:42] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:42] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:45] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:45] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:51] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:51] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:58] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:58] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:17] SIGN**
Long Ago, We Learned from a Space Sheriff
that Being Young is About Not Looking Back
**[03:22] ---**
What? My future dream?
**[03:24] ---**
Yes!
**[03:26] ---**
Hmm, if I had to say,
**[03:29] ---**
I worry ceaselessly about what kind of
adult a certain girl will grow up to be.
**[03:33] ---**
So I suppose you could say my dream is
**[03:36] ---**
that she becomes a respectable
member of society.
**[03:38] ---**
Uh...
**[03:39] ---**
But why did you suddenly bring this up?
**[03:41] ---**
What? No, well...
**[03:43] ---**
How do I put this?
**[03:44] ---**
A person's dream is sort of like the
driving force behind his life, right?
**[03:48] ---**
I see... I-I suppose so.
**[03:51] ---**
**Wait. But according to that logic,**
**[03:53] ---**
**the driving force behind my
life seems a bit questionable.**
**[03:56] ---**
Even Ryoma Sakamoto said,
**[03:58] ---**
"As human beings, we ought to have
dreams as huge as the Pacific Ocean."
**[04:03] ---**
Mozart was also vocal about how "life
is brilliant because we dream".
**[04:07] ---**
"The lives of those incapable of
big dreams must be like garbage,"
**[04:10] ---**
is another quote from a certain
spy for the British Empire...
**[04:13] ---**
Wait. What?
**[04:14] ---**
Is something the matter, Maria?
**[04:16] ---**
No, somehow, I'm starting to feel
ever so slightly depressed...
**[04:20] ---**
But Hayate, you really are
behaving a little weird.
**[04:23] ---**
What?
**[04:24] ---**
Could it be that Nagi's grandfather
said something to you?
**[04:27] ---**
What?!
**[04:28] ---**
W-Well, it's important to always
remember one's initial enthusiasm.
**[04:31] ---**
I mean, I just plan to continue
to work hard for the Miss's sake
**[04:35] ---**
as the true Hayate Ayasaki!
**[04:37] ---**
Oh, wait...
**[04:46] ---**
I didn't get any sleep at all because
of what happened yesterday...
**[04:53] ---**
Anyone... who tries to make you cry...
**[04:56] ---**
I'll protect you from them.
**[04:58] ---**
Would that... be all right?
**[05:04] ---**
When all's said and done,
Hayate is still just so cool.
**[05:10] ---**
Wow!
**[05:11] ---**
Hayate is working hard.
**[05:12] ---**
Oh!
**[05:14] ---**
Something about initial enthusiasm
being important and future dreams.
**[05:17] ---**
Hayate said that? What future dreams?
**[05:20] ---**
He's suddenly become like a salaryman,
who's rediscovered life,
**[05:24] ---**
and he's been working furiously.
**[05:28] ---**
*Could it be for our future together?!*
**[05:34] ---**
Um, I don't think that's quite right...
**[05:37] ---**
No!
**[05:38] ---**
I mean, it's good, but I'm
not ready for it yet!
**[05:40] ---**
Um, Nagi, do you happen to have
some kind of dream for the future?
**[05:44] ---**
Well, sure, it's normal to have lots, right?
**[05:46] ---**
What?
**[05:47] ---**
For example, I intend to become a manga
author and sell a trillion copies.
**[05:52] ---**
So what about it?
**[05:53] ---**
Nothing, I just find you too brilliant
to look upon right now...
**[05:56] ---**
Hmm, but I wonder what
exactly is Hayate's dream.
**[06:00] ---**
I have no idea. He was
stressing it quite a bit,
**[06:03] ---**
so he must have a really
big dream of some sort.
**[06:07] ---**
*But Nagi, the dream you're
envisioning right now*
**[06:10] ---**
*is almost certainly not the same
as the dream Hayate has in mind.*
**[06:14] ---**
*Still, what in the world
could Hayate's dream be?*
**[06:19] ---**
What? My dream?
**[06:21] ---**
Yes.
**[06:22] ---**
B-But that was youthful
and rash, if you will...
**[06:24] ---**
It's a pretty huge dream,
**[06:26] ---**
so I'm embarrassed to
even say it out loud...
**[06:28] ---**
Don't worry. I won't laugh or anything.
**[06:32] ---**
Well, uh...
**[06:34] ---**
What is it?
**[06:37] ---**
A 3LDK.
**[06:39] ---**
Pardon?
***SIGN*** Japanese 6 Tatami
***SIGN*** Western 4.5
**[06:42] ---**
A 3LDK!
**[06:44] SIGN**
Hamakaze Elementary School
**[06:46] ---**
And so, my future dream is...
**[06:48] ---**
...to have a house with three rooms
in addition to a large space
**[06:51] ---**
that serves as a living room,
dining room, and kitchen,
**[06:51] SIGN**
My Future Dream
**[06:55] ---**
and to live in this 3LDK in peace,
without fear of being driven out.
**[06:58] ---**
That's enough. You can stop now, Hayate.
**[07:00] ---**
The reason for that is...
**[07:01] SIGN**
Sense of Respect
**[07:04] ---**
I-I see. So your dream is a 3LDK.
**[07:09] ---**
What?! D-Do you think that's a bit too big?
**[07:12] ---**
I'm totally fine it it's not inside Tokyo.
**[07:14] ---**
I think it's good...
**[07:16] ---**
Really?!
**[07:18] ---**
The bigger the dream the
more wonderful it is...
**[07:23] ---**
Hayate?
**[07:24] ---**
Huh? Yes?
**[07:25] ---**
That reminds me, your cell
phone is still broken, right?
**[07:29] ---**
It really is inconvenient, so please
go buy one on the expense account.
**[07:32] ---**
Oh, understood. Then I'll go right away.
**[07:34] ---**
Oh, also, it's important to
take a break once in a while,
**[07:38] ---**
so please feel free to take
the rest of the day off.
**[07:40] ---**
Why don't you go hang out
in town for a while?
**[07:42] ---**
What?
**[07:45] ---**
I took the opportunity to
buy a really nice one.
**[07:48] ---**
Wow, so this is 1seg.
**[07:50] ---**
I can even make video calls.
**[07:52] ---**
Whoa! I can enter up to 1000
addresses. That's amazing.
**[07:57] ---**
Well, not that I need it. I
don't have that many friends.
**[08:01] ---**
Come to think of it, I wonder how
everyone's doing back in high school.
**[08:05] ---**
School, huh?
**[08:07] ---**
I didn't have time for it, so I
completely neglected to go, but...
**[08:11] ---**
If I remember right, I paid for
the full tuition, didn't I?
**[08:15] ---**
What am I thinking?
**[08:17] ---**
Could it be that I still...
**[08:19] ---**
...want to go back to school?
**[08:22] ---**
All right!
**[08:23] SIGN**
Shiomi Municipal High School
**[08:29] ---**
I kind of let the moment
carry me all the way here,
**[08:31] ---**
but I'm finding it hard to actually go in...
**[08:33] ---**
But I should technically
still be a student here!
**[08:36] ---**
If I just go in boldly...
**[08:37] ---**
Um...
**[08:38] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! But I'm by
no means anyone suspicious...
**[08:42] ---**
Is that you, Hayate?
**[08:43] ---**
What?
**[08:44] ---**
M-Miss Nishizawa?
**[08:46] ---**
W-We haven't seen each other since Christmas.
What are you doing here?
**[08:49] ---**
W-Well...
**[08:51] ---**
Souya and the others were worried, too,
**[08:53] ---**
because you haven't been to school at all.
**[08:55] ---**
That is, a lot of things happened
since the end of last year...
**[08:59] ---**
A lot of things?
**[09:00] ---**
Hmm, how should I explain this?
**[09:02] ---**
For example, my parents suddenly got
into enormous debt and disappeared.
**[09:06] ---**
What?!
**[09:07] ---**
And I sort of got gifted to some "very
generous people" as collateral.
**[09:11] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Father
***SIGN*** Mother
**[09:15] ---**
N-No way, right?
**[09:17] ---**
Well, so with all the things that happened,
I'm working as a butler at a certain mansion now.
**[09:22] ---**
What?
**[09:23] ---**
O-Oh, come on, is that a joke?
**[09:25] ---**
You're awful, Hayate. Really!
**[09:27] ---**
But I'm glad.
**[09:29] ---**
I finally got to see you for
the first time this year,
**[09:32] ---**
so I'm really happy.
**[09:34] ---**
What?
**[09:35] ---**
No, i-i-it's nothing. I didn't
mean anything by that.
**[09:39] ---**
What're you doing flirting out here?
**[09:40] ---**
S-Souya!
**[09:42] ---**
Wait! It's Hayate!
**[09:44] ---**
There were rumors that you'd quit school...
**[09:46] ---**
Well, it's not like I actually quit...
**[09:48] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[09:50] ---**
I'm happy for you, Nishizawa. You've
got your beloved prince back.
**[09:56] ---**
Wh-What are you saying? You
must be an idiot, Souya!
**[10:00] ---**
It's only natural to worry
about a classmate, right?!
**[10:03] ---**
F-For all that, you were on the verge
of tears when you heard he'd quit.
**[10:08] ---**
So you were worried about me?
**[10:11] ---**
Thank you, Miss Nishizawa.
**[10:13] ---**
Y-You're my classmate! Of
course, I was worried!
**[10:16] ---**
But in that case, maybe I'll do
my best to attend school again.
**[10:20] ---**
What're you saying, Ayasaki?
**[10:22] ---**
You've been disenrolled.
**[10:25] ---**
Do you think it's all right for a
teacher to utter such a flippant lie?
**[10:29] ---**
Don't do this, Nishizawa.
I merely spoke the truth.
**[10:32] ---**
What?
**[10:33] ---**
Ayasaki's parents came around
noon on Christmas Eve
**[10:37] ---**
and demanded the rest of the tuition because
he wouldn't be coming to school anymore!
**[10:40] ---**
What?!
**[10:41] ---**
Tuition? Didn't you pay it
out of your own pocket?
**[10:45] ---**
Because your parents
wouldn't pay it for you?
**[10:47] ---**
Y-Yes, basically.
**[10:48] ---**
But you returned the money and
disenrolled him? That's too cruel!
**[10:51] ---**
No, but his parents...
**[10:51] ---**
**Ah, I see...**
**[10:53] ---**
**So I can't go to school, after all.**
**[10:59] ---**
Hayate, where are you going?
**[11:01] ---**
Don't tell me you're really going
to just disappear like this.
**[11:03] ---**
You can't do that!
**[11:05] ---**
It'll be fine!
**[11:06] ---**
If you raise the issue with the board
of education or something, surely...
**[11:09] ---**
If I did that, the teachers will
end up being held responsible
**[11:13] ---**
for my parents' selfish acts.
**[11:17] ---**
You don't need to worry about me.
**[11:21] ---**
So, this is farewell, Miss Nishizawa.
**[11:26] ---**
**It was short, but... Farewell,
my high school years.**
**[11:30] ---**
Wait, Hayate!
**[11:41] ---**
I love you, Hayate!
**[11:42] ---**
What?!
**[11:44] ---**
I don't want this to be good-bye!
**[11:46] ---**
So won't you please go out with me?!
**[11:51] ---**
**In the moment that she said that,
I came to a strange realization.**
**[11:55] ---**
**For some reason,**
**[11:56] ---**
**without thinking, her face
flashed before my mind's eye.**
**[12:04] ---**
**More than anything, I was struck by the
terribly sad expression on her face.**
**[12:10] ---**
Won't you please go out with me?
**[12:12] ---**
What?! Uh, um...
**[12:15] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:16] ---**
What?!
**[12:17] ---**
The truth is...
**[12:19] ---**
...I'm only interested in
the 2-dimensional world.
***SIGN*** Crushed!!
**[12:24] ---**
That was a joke. But right now,
there's someone I can't abandon.
**[12:29] ---**
Hayate, you jerk!
**[12:33] ---**
**Being fundamentally bad
at dealing with girls,**
**[12:37] ---**
**Hayate believed it was more manly to refuse**
**[12:40] ---**
**in a way that would make
her hate him, but...**
**[12:42] ---**
**The protagonist of a comedic anime
never gets dumped in a cool way.**
**[12:48] ---**
I-I have returned.
**[12:50] ---**
Ah, Hayate.
**[12:51] ---**
What happened to your face?
**[12:53] ---**
Oh, it's just a little...
**[12:54] ---**
By the way, I heard you bought a cell phone?
**[12:57] ---**
What?
**[12:57] ---**
Let me see it for a second.
**[12:59] ---**
Miss, what are you...?
**[13:03] ---**
There!
***SIGN*** Nagi Sanzenin
**[13:05] ---**
Here! I entered myself as the number
one entry in your address book!
**[13:16] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[13:17] ---**
Mhm! E-mail me or call
me as much as you like!
**[13:20] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[13:23] ---**
Hayate, I haven't given up yet!
**[13:25] ---**
Lady, you better pay for that.
**[13:30] ---**
Soft rice cake with strawberry
**[13:34] ---**
A dream of spinning is just...
**[13:36] SIGN**
Video Tachibana
**[13:38] ---**
Here, Wataru, I finished watching
this, so I'm returning it.
**[13:41] ---**
Okay, so what did you think of it?
**[13:42] ---**
Hmm, I guess I'd give it about 60 points.
**[13:45] ---**
I told you, didn't I? That it's not
a film a girl would understand.
**[13:48] ---**
Even so, I'm at an age where I'd like
to learn what boys are thinking!
**[13:51] ---**
You can learn what boys are
thinking through monster films?
**[13:54] ---**
But Miss Nishizawa, this person
you cared for quit school, right?
**[13:59] ---**
That's right! His house was gone and
there were no clues to go on, either!
**[14:03] ---**
At the very least, I wanted to see
him one more time and talk to him...
**[14:05] ---**
No way you'll ever find someone who's
gone missing like that, moron.
**[14:09] ---**
Why would you say something
so depressing, Wataru?!
**[14:12] SIGN**
Wataru Only
**[14:13] ---**
Oh...
**[14:15] ---**
Say, Wataru...
**[14:16] ---**
Hm?
**[14:17] ---**
I don't usually watch these anime,
but are they interesting?
**[14:21] ---**
Everything on that shelf are shows
that I thought were interesting,
**[14:24] ---**
but I don't know if you'll agree.
**[14:26] ---**
What?!
**[14:28] ---**
Don't "what" me!
**[14:29] ---**
Listen here! Ultimately, whether you
think it's interesting is subjective!
**[14:32] ---**
No matter where you go with this, you won't know
unless you check it out with your own eyes first!
**[14:35] ---**
So quit complaining and watch it first!
**[14:38] ---**
**Use your head and judge for yourself!**
**[14:40] ---**
**Whether that is something you
find truly interesting or not!**
**[14:43] ---**
That's the Coach for you!
**[14:45] ---**
But that's rented out right
now, so start with this.
**[14:48] ---**
"Lunar Rabbit Weapon..."
**[14:48] ---**
Bamboo!
**[14:50] ---**
Damn it! That bamboo seller's
always interrupting me!
**[14:51] ---**
Bamboo poles!
**[14:54] ---**
Oh, I just remembered something
I have to do, so I'm going!
**[14:55] ---**
Bamboo!
**[14:58] ---**
Damn! She ran!
**[14:59] ---**
Let's try to value our
customers a little more.
**[15:02] ---**
Still, do you think it's possible to
find a missing person in this big city?
**[15:06] ---**
He must have been a truly wonderful person.
**[15:10] ---**
Wataru, I finished watching
this, so I'm returning it.
**[15:14] ---**
Ah, butler-in-debt, what
did you think of it?
**[15:16] ---**
I found the life lessons it presented
to be quite informative,
**[15:19] ---**
but it seems the Miss
found it dissatisfactory.
**[15:21] ---**
**The two keep missing each
other repeatedly. However...**
**[15:25] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[15:26] ---**
Kazuki asked me to get a
video for him, didn't he?
**[15:32] ---**
No way! Is that Hayate?!
**[15:34] ---**
Meeting him in a place like this!
**[15:36] ---**
Could it be we're destined to be together?!
**[15:40] ---**
This is no time to be
getting all sentimental!
**[15:42] ---**
I have to go after him!
**[15:43] ---**
Hayate! Haya...!
**[15:48] ---**
Hayate!
**[15:50] ---**
Hayate!
**[15:55] ---**
He's fast. There's just no
way I can catch up with him.
**[15:58] ---**
B-But I have to keep up, so I
don't lose sight of him at least!
**[16:02] ---**
Oh, he finally stopped!
**[16:05] ---**
Or wait, could it be that he lives here...
**[16:09] ---**
Wait. Huh?
**[16:11] ---**
Wh-What is this?! It's more
like a mansion than a house!
**[16:14] ---**
What's Hayate doing here?!
**[16:16] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[16:17] ---**
Hayate said something about
being collateral for debt...
**[16:21] ---**
Which means, this must
be a Yakuza residence!
**[16:24] ---**
Maybe Hayate's being treated
in horrible ways in there!
**[16:30] ---**
What is this?! What should I do?!
**[16:30] ---**
Could we have a word with you in the office?
**[16:33] ---**
Pardon? A girl who appears to
be a suspicious individual?
**[16:36] ---**
I thought perhaps she could be
one of the Miss's acquaintances,
**[16:36] ---**
Let me go! Let me go!
**[16:39] ---**
so I was hoping to get confirmation.
**[16:41] ---**
Tough guys in black! These
people really *are* Yakuza!
**[16:46] ---**
Nooo!
**[16:48] ---**
At this rate, they're going to do things to me
that will be unsuitable for a younger audience!
**[16:52] SIGN**
Shiomi High School
**[16:53] ---**
Oh, a public high school bag?
**[16:56] ---**
Could that girl be from Hayate's old school?
**[16:58] ---**
Let go! Come on, let me go!
**[16:59] ---**
Um, she doesn't seem to be suspicious,
so please let go of her arms.
**[17:03] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[17:03] ---**
Let me go!
**[17:04] ---**
Hey, let her arms go for now.
**[17:06] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[17:07] ---**
She ran away!
**[17:08] ---**
I'm outta here!
**[17:10] ---**
Um, I didn't tell you to let her get away...
**[17:13] ---**
My apologies. We will catch her right away.
**[17:22] ---**
I managed to escape somehow,
**[17:24] ---**
but I have absolutely no
idea where Hayate might be.
**[17:28] ---**
But the Yakuza sure are impressive.
**[17:31] ---**
I bet Wataru wouldn't believe me even if I
told him that they have a great mansion like this.
**[17:36] ---**
Anyway, I have to find Hayate
quickly and escape with him!
**[17:42] ---**
Huh?
**[17:43] ---**
**Comedic depiction.**
**[17:46] ---**
**Realistic depiction.**
**[17:49] ---**
Why?! Why is there a tiger
at a Japanese residence?!
**[17:53] ---**
I'm seriously going to die at this rate!
**[17:55] ---**
And it's chasing after me, too!
**[17:57] ---**
Why am I chasing after that girl?!
**[17:59] ---**
Is this the hunting instinct
that I thought I'd lost?!
**[18:03] ---**
Yikes!
**[18:04] ---**
In that case, I'll follow that instinct
**[18:06] ---**
and take this girl...
**[18:09] ---**
...and lick her all over!
**[18:11] ---**
**You! That's a different kind of instinct!**
**[18:13] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:16] ---**
Lightning Kick!
**[18:21] ---**
**Lightning Kick!**
**[18:23] ---**
**It is a lethal technique
that can only be mastered**
**[18:25] ---**
**by those who have overcome adversity
with hard work and determination!**
**[18:28] ---**
Um, I haven't had any special
training or anything.
**[18:34] ---**
Honestly! Causing nothing but
trouble, the same as ever.
**[18:38] ---**
Shoot. I'm being influenced by the
DVDs I've borrowed from Wataru.
**[18:42] ---**
That technique name just slipped out.
**[18:43] ---**
This isn't what I meant when I talked
about instructive life lessons...
**[18:46] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:48] ---**
Oh? Miss Nishizawa?
**[18:50] ---**
I-I'm so glad! It *is* you!
**[18:52] ---**
Come on, let's hurry up and
escape from this place.
**[18:54] ---**
Huh? What do you mean by that?
**[18:57] ---**
Hey, Hayate.
**[18:59] ---**
What have you been doing?
**[19:01] ---**
Oh, Miss!
**[19:05] ---**
**There is something that can
be determined at a glance.**
**[19:08] ---**
Hayate, who is this girl?
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, this is Miss Nishizawa and
she used to be my classmate.
**[19:15] ---**
Hayate, who is this little girl?
**[19:17] ---**
Oh, this is Miss Nagi and
she's this estate's...
**[19:27] ---**
**That is a woman's intuition that
even the youngest girls have.**
**[19:30] ---**
**Her destined opponent, with whom she
would fight over one precious thing...**
**[19:34] ---**
**One look, and they each
recognized it instantly.**
**[19:37] ---**
**That they were rivals!**
**[19:52] ---**
Wait! My backer's a hamster?!
**[19:55] ---**
Oh, it got eaten! So weak!
My hamster's so weak!
**[19:58] ---**
Y-You leave me no choice.
**[20:00] ---**
I'll back down for today,
**[20:02] ---**
but next time, I'll bring a
stronger hamster with me!
**[20:05] ---**
Wait for me, Hayate!
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, Miss Nishizawa!
**[20:11] ---**
Still the same old funny
person, that Miss Nishizawa.
**[20:14] ---**
You can't, okay?
**[20:15] ---**
What?
**[20:17] ---**
You can't, okay? You can't leave
me and go somewhere else.
**[20:25] ---**
You have nothing to worry about.
**[20:26] ---**
There is nowhere else for
me to go except here.
**[20:48] ---**
There are some who can't go to school
anymore, even if they want to, so...
**[21:14] ---**
Um, Nagi...?
**[21:16] ---**
I've decided!
**[21:17] ---**
What?
**[21:20] ---**
Hayate has been good to me in so many ways.
**[21:22] ---**
As his mistress, I must repay his devotion!
**[21:26] ---**
**Miss Nagi has made up her
mind about something.**
**[21:29] ---**
**Next time, he will be fighting
the giant campus once again.**
**[21:32] ---**
**In the meantime, aside from that...**
**[21:34] ---**
I'm going to rent these for now!
**[21:36] ---**
Hey, thanks for your business!
**[21:38] ---**
Keeping busy!
**[21:40] ---**
Hey! "Cup-and-Ball and Carrot" is out!
**[21:44] ---**
Yes, it got rented out just earlier.
**[21:46] ---**
Andarta!
**[21:47] ---**
**Wataru's video store is
getting a lot of business.**
**[21:50] ---**
**Also currently offering 50% off rentals!**
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:23] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:23] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:06] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:06] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Hello, Hayate Ayasaki here.
**[23:32] ---**
I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:34] ---**
Starting today,
**[23:35] ---**
we'll be doing this segment with
the Miss's song in the background.
**[23:38] ---**
Yes. As the Sanzenin family heir, the
ability to sing is an important factor.
**[23:42] ---**
It fully reflects how you are a spoiled,
unmanageable bundle of energy.
**[23:46] ---**
A true masterpiece!
**[23:47] ---**
What's this? Was that
intended as a compliment?
**[23:49] ---**
Yes, of course!
**[23:50] ---**
The song vibrantly conveys how
cute you are, if you will!
**[23:53] ---**
Cute?! Please!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] SIGN**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Miss, some documents have
arrived from Hakuou Academy...
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
The transfer application, right? For you?
**[24:02] ---**
Oh, for me.
**[24:03] ---**
Wait! What do you mean, for me?!
**[24:05] ---**
They're transfer documents for you.
**[24:07] ---**
And now, I shall relate the story
of my entrance exam experience.
**[24:10] ---**
I'll tell you the Hakuou entrance exam
trends and how to deal with them.
**[24:13] ---**
No, thank you.
**[24:15] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:17] ---**
"I Hear That Those Who Rule the
Summer Rule at Entrance Exams".
**[24:19] SIGN**
I Hear That Those Who Rule the
Summer Rule at Entrance Exams
**[24:19] ---**
*I* saw the promise in you.
**[24:21] ---**
So let's go to school together!
**[24:23] ---**
Run up to that arena of your dreams!
# 13 - I Hear That Those Whole Rule the Summer Rule at Entrance Exams
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright and
sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:13] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:16] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[00:19] ---**
*who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.*
**[00:23] ---**
*Yes!*
**[00:24] ---**
*This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...*
**[00:28] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[00:32] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen,
**[00:33] ---**
thank you for watching "Hayate
the Combat Butler" again today!
**[00:36] ---**
Now, let us sing the theme song together!
**[00:39] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[00:39] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[00:45] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[00:45] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[00:52] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[00:52] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[00:55] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[00:55] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:00] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:00] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:04] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:04] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:08] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:08] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:13] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:13] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:16] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:16] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:23] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:23] ---**
Just let it take you
**[01:30] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[01:30] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[01:33] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[01:33] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[01:36] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[01:36] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[01:42] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[01:42] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[01:49] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[01:49] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:07] SIGN**
I Hear That Those Who Rule the
Summer Rule at Entrance Exams
**[02:27] ---**
I wonder what Miss Nishizawa's
doing right now.
**[02:48] ---**
**One family sort of group...**
**[03:02] ---**
**Five to six customers...**
**[03:15] ---**
**Two couples...**
**[03:29] ---**
**One old man...**
**[03:42] ---**
**Full house...**
**[03:56] ---**
**No customers...**
**[03:59] ---**
Welcome.
**[04:00] ---**
Let me see...
**[04:02] ---**
Anmitsu with ice cream, egg-drop
New Year's soup, tokoroten jelly,
**[04:06] ---**
kudzu mochi, Abekawa mochi,
isobe-yaki rice cakes,
**[04:08] ---**
country style zenzai, and a cream soda.
**[04:11] ---**
I'd like all those things, please.
**[04:13] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[04:17] ---**
I wonder what Hayate's doing right now.
**[04:40] ---**
**Come to think of it, I wonder what
Miss Nishizawa was doing here.**
**[04:44] ---**
...and take this girl...
**[04:46] ---**
...and lick her all over!
**[04:49] ---**
Hayate!
**[04:51] ---**
Lightning Kick!
**[04:59] ---**
Oh? Miss Nishizawa?
**[05:00] ---**
I-I'm so glad! It *is* you!
**[05:04] ---**
**And the commotion with the
Miss on top of that...**
**[05:21] ---**
The Miss...
**[05:23] ---**
and Miss Nishizawa...
**[05:29] ---**
A delivery for you.
**[05:30] ---**
Thank you very much.
***SIGN*** Hakuou Private Academy
***SIGN*** Miss Nagi Sanzenin
**[05:39] ---**
**Still, I feel bad about doing
that to Miss Nishizawa...**
**[05:52] ---**
I love you, Hayate!
**[05:54] ---**
What?!
**[05:55] ---**
I don't want this to be good-bye!
**[05:58] ---**
So won't you please go out with me?!
**[06:02] ---**
**But right now, I have no business
going out with a girl anyway.**
**[06:06] ---**
What?! Uh, um...
**[06:09] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:10] ---**
What?!
**[06:11] ---**
The truth is...
**[06:13] ---**
...I'm only interested
in 2-dimensional things.
***SIGN*** Crushed!!
**[06:18] ---**
**There must have been a better
way to turn her down...**
**[06:23] ---**
Hayate, you jerk!
**[06:29] ---**
**But I have no idea what I should
do in situations like that.**
**[06:34] ---**
**But why did I think of
the Miss right then...?**
**[06:43] ---**
Is that you, Hayate?
**[06:44] ---**
Yes.
**[06:46] ---**
Miss, a delivery has arrived for you...
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, thanks. Go ahead and open it for me.
**[06:55] ---**
Miss.
**[06:57] ---**
You are technically a girl,
so please don't read like that.
**[07:03] ---**
R-Right...
**[07:05] ---**
**I bet this is how it feels to be a big
brother worried about his kid sister.**
**[07:09] ---**
**It'll be a long time before I
have time for a girlfriend.**
**[07:11] ---**
**I have my hands full with the Miss already.**
**[07:14] ---**
By the way, what is this?
**[07:16] ---**
It looks to be some documents
from Hakuou Academy...
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, the transfer application,
right? For you?
**[07:23] ---**
Oh, for me.
**[07:27] ---**
Wait! What do you mean, for me?!
**[07:29] ---**
They're documents for you
to transfer into Hakuou.
**[07:32] ---**
No, no, I haven't heard about this.
This is news to me!
**[07:35] ---**
And I'm delivering the news!
**[07:37] ---**
B-But I was dismissed from my old school!
**[07:40] ---**
I already know that.
**[07:42] ---**
What?
**[07:44] ---**
Because I sent for documents
from that school, too.
**[07:47] ---**
Oh, look. Here they are.
**[07:50] ---**
B-But what about the tuition?!
**[07:53] ---**
I don't have those kind of financial means.
**[07:56] ---**
What are you saying?
**[07:58] ---**
I'm paying for it, of course.
**[08:00] ---**
B-But...!
**[08:03] ---**
Honestly! What's the problem?!
**[08:06] ---**
Don't you want to go to school with me?!
**[08:11] ---**
Besides, this is sort of
my way of thanking you,
**[08:15] ---**
so don't worry about it.
**[08:18] ---**
**I'll get to go back... to school...**
**[08:21] ---**
Miss... Thank y...
**[08:23] ---**
Whoa! What are you crying for?!
**[08:25] ---**
Because... Because...
**[08:28] ---**
What did you do to make him cry?
**[08:30] ---**
No, no! I didn't make him cry!
Hayate just started on his own!
**[08:42] ---**
According to this document,
**[08:44] ---**
it seems you'll still have to
take a transfer admission test.
**[08:48] ---**
Well, if he is to claim
to be a Sanzenin butler,
**[08:52] ---**
he had better be able to pass a mere
transfer admission test from Hakuou.
**[08:56] ---**
Oh, my, Mr. Klaus!
**[08:57] ---**
You're alive!
**[08:59] ---**
Please don't go killing
me off so thoughtlessly.
**[09:02] ---**
So, well... If he doesn't pass,
let's just say he'll be fired.
**[09:06] ---**
Hey! After all this time?!
**[09:08] ---**
That's fine.
**[09:12] ---**
If I don't pass after everything
you've done for me,
**[09:15] ---**
it would be inexcusable!
As a butler and as a man!
**[09:19] ---**
So I shall put it on display for all of you!
**[09:21] ---**
My... My most earnest effort!
**[09:24] ---**
Incidentally, Hakuou Academy requires
a standard score of over 65.
**[09:30] ---**
I...
**[09:32] ---**
I will be fine!
**[09:33] ---**
Fine!
**[09:34] ---**
Incidentally, the transfer
admission test is tomorrow.
**[09:38] ---**
A f-fart in a windstorm
is not necessary, Miss.
**[09:43] ---**
**But I wonder if Hayate
really will be all right.**
**[09:46] ---**
**Considering his grades at his last school,**
**[09:49] ---**
**it's honestly going to be tight.**
**[09:57] ---**
Where's Hayate?
**[09:59] ---**
He's studying.
**[10:02] ---**
I see.
**[10:13] ---**
Come in.
**[10:17] ---**
How is it going?
**[10:19] ---**
Well, it's coming along.
**[10:21] ---**
Please try not to let your
nerves get the better of you.
**[10:25] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[10:33] ---**
I'll listen to Maria's advice
and leave it at that.
**[10:44] ---**
H-Head Butler!
**[10:46] ---**
Please wake up! Please
wake up! This is *my* bed!
**[10:53] ---**
Good morning.
**[10:56] ---**
It is not morning yet!
**[10:58] ---**
Please leave!
**[11:00] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, you misunderstand me.
**[11:04] ---**
What?
**[11:06] ---**
I, too, want you to be
admitted to Hakuou Academy.
**[11:10] ---**
I want you to pass tomorrow's
transfer admission test!
**[11:14] ---**
Do you really mean that?
**[11:15] ---**
Do these eyes look like those of a liar's?
**[11:20] ---**
You're scaring me.
**[11:23] ---**
Sorry.
**[11:24] ---**
If you have my best interests at heart,
**[11:26] ---**
please leave and let me sleep.
**[11:28] ---**
I have your best interests at heart
**[11:30] ---**
and that's why I came to relate the
story of my entrance exam experience!
**[11:33] ---**
No, thank you!
**[11:35] ---**
Yes, thank you!
**[11:37] ---**
You're being unreasonable!
**[11:39] ---**
Oh, really! This is not necessary!
**[11:39] ---**
This was back when I applied to enter
a prestigious private kindergarten.
**[11:43] ---**
Aw, he's started already.
**[11:47] ---**
There was a problem I just couldn't solve.
**[11:51] ---**
The end of the test period
was fast approaching.
**[11:54] ---**
Even then, as young as I
was, I could not solve it.
**[11:59] ---**
But just as my time was about to be up...
**[12:12] ---**
Klaus, you passed.
**[12:14] ---**
Are you trying to say that one
mustn't give up, no matter what?
**[12:27] ---**
Head Butler!
**[12:31] ---**
Mr. Klaus!
**[12:35] ---**
Get out!
**[12:41] ---**
My rare appearance has me feeling shy.
**[12:45] ---**
Deluxe animation! Tama's house!
**[12:57] ---**
Sine, cosine, tangent.
**[13:00] ---**
The test's probably going to
cover some of that stuff.
**[13:02] ---**
That voice!
**[13:04] ---**
Tama! How'd you get in here?!
**[13:08] ---**
I thought I'd tell you the
Hakuou entrance exam trends
**[13:11] ---**
and teach you how to deal with them.
**[13:15] ---**
I don't want to learn anything from you!
**[13:20] ---**
Beat it!
**[13:29] ---**
That should do it.
**[13:46] ---**
Hayate! Hayate!
**[13:49] ---**
It's not morning yet, so you've
got plenty of time to sleep.
**[14:02] SIGN**
Hakuou Academy
**[14:10] ---**
Are you okay?
**[14:13] ---**
I'm just a little short on sleep.
**[14:21] ---**
A streetcar?
**[14:23] ---**
The campus is big, after all.
**[14:33] ---**
Well, I did everything I could, but...
**[14:37] ---**
I wonder what kind of test it's going to be.
**[14:40] ---**
Probably pretty normal,
like English and stuff.
**[14:43] ---**
**I don't think that study guide will
help you pass at all, though.**
**[14:51] ---**
You think Hakuou Academy's
transfer admission test
**[14:53] ---**
would be something so normal?!
**[14:57] ---**
Little Nagi?
**[15:01] ---**
Good of you to come,
ex-suspicious individual!
**[15:03] ---**
And Little Nagi!
**[15:05] ---**
I'm your test administrator for today!
**[15:07] ---**
The beautiful world history
teacher, Yukiji Katsura!
**[15:12] ---**
The b-beautiful?
**[15:14] ---**
Don't turn that into a question!
**[15:17] ---**
You say it's not normal, Miss Katsura?
**[15:19] ---**
But I took a normal test to get in.
**[15:25] ---**
Keep looking back at the past
**[15:26] ---**
and you'll have nothing to gain
from the future, Little Nagi!
**[15:29] ---**
I don't know about the wisdom
of only looking ahead, either.
**[15:32] ---**
At any rate!
**[15:33] ---**
We're going to begin the transfer
admission test, so come with me!
**[15:37] ---**
Your assignment is none other than
a Redmond-style interview exam!
**[15:43] ---**
**A Redmond-style interview exam refers to...**
**[15:46] ---**
**a test that has been rapidly adopted
by businesses in recent years,**
**[15:50] ---**
**which uses logic questions to test
the true intelligence of applicants.**
**[15:54] ---**
**"Why are manhole covers round?"**
**[15:57] ---**
**Such tough brainteasers must
be answered logically,**
**[16:00] ---**
**and the test is used to judge
fundamental intelligence**
**[16:02] ---**
**in a way that does not
rely on memorized facts.**
**[16:06] ---**
I see. Hakuou Academy's
prestige isn't for nothing.
**[16:09] ---**
Even their transfer admission
test is a bit different.
**[16:11] ---**
By the way, why do you suppose
manhole covers are round?
**[16:15] ---**
Because if it were square, the slightest
shift would cause it to fall in, right?
**[16:21] ---**
Since the diagonal length of a
square is longer than its sides.
**[16:25] ---**
On a circle, it's the same,
even if it shifts, so...
**[16:32] ---**
Ah! You're very smart, Miss!
**[16:35] ---**
Of course.
**[16:36] ---**
I'm not attending Hakuou
on a whim or for show.
**[16:43] ---**
All right, then we'll begin the test.
**[16:47] ---**
It'll be taking place inside the classroom.
**[16:49] ---**
The test will begin the moment you enter
**[16:52] ---**
and everything you say and do
will be subject to scoring!
**[16:56] ---**
Bear that in mind in
tackling this challenge!
**[17:01] ---**
And now, your first problem...
**[17:04] ---**
...is this!
***SIGN*** SNAP
**[17:15] SIGN**
CRAAAAASH
**[17:17] ---**
Are you mocking our Hayate?!
**[17:17] SIGN**
Can't show you!
**[17:20] ---**
Or are you permitted to do whatever
you please because you're a teacher?!
**[17:24] ---**
Little Nagi, your jabs are harsh.
**[17:28] ---**
However, this is the
prestigious Hakuou Academy!
**[17:32] ---**
And this is a Redmond-style interview
exam to test your true intelligence!
**[17:38] ---**
If you want to give the answer that
just occurred to you, feel free.
**[17:42] ---**
But do you really think
that's the correct answer?
**[17:46] ---**
**Yes, it's true.
By the normal way of thinking,**
**[17:49] ---**
**you use a tool to get the banana.**
**[17:52] ---**
**It's an intelligence test for monkeys.**
**[17:54] ---**
**However, in Redmond-style interview exams,**
**[17:57] ---**
**the first answer that occurs
to you is usually wrong.**
**[18:00] ---**
**In which case...**
**[18:03] ---**
I have it.
**[18:06] ---**
The key to this problem is none other than
**[18:08] ---**
the height at which the banana is hung.
**[18:12] ---**
The banana is actually at a height
that you can reach by hand.
**[18:17] ---**
So the tools lying around
are all red herrings.
**[18:23] ---**
The correct answer is none other than
**[18:25] ---**
"grab it with your hand
without using any tools"!
**[18:27] ---**
This is the correct answer.
**[18:38] SIGN**
Growl~
**[18:39] ---**
* Monkeys enduring hunger,*
* unable to cleverly reach the food.*
**[18:44] ---**
*The only food around.*
**[18:47] ---**
**Oh, damn it!**
**[18:49] ---**
**So that was the catch.**
**[18:51] ---**
**I see.**
**[18:53] ---**
**Which means, after everything
I went through,**
**[18:55] ---**
**it's been a while, but I'm going
to get all bloody in this episode?**
**[19:00] ---**
**But you know...**
**[19:03] ---**
**If I don't win this fight, I won't...**
**[19:06] ---**
**...get to go to school!**
**[19:18] ---**
Here I come!
**[19:21] ---**
I didn't imagine he would choose
to fight instead of fleeing.
**[19:24] ---**
More like, this is animal abuse.
**[19:29] ---**
But your butler sure is putting up a fight.
**[19:32] ---**
Well, he's got a lot riding
on this test, after all.
**[19:35] ---**
I see.
**[19:42] ---**
Then, shall we cut the joke
short and get on with the test?
**[19:45] ---**
What?! This was a joke?!
**[19:49] ---**
Well, yeah. It'd be easy if you could
test for intelligence like this.
**[19:53] ---**
Then why did you make me do this?!
**[19:55] ---**
I sort of wanted to loosen you up
as thanks for what you did for me.
**[20:00] ---**
I don't need this sort of thanks!
**[20:03] ---**
**Thus, in pretty poor condition,
both mentally and physically,**
**[20:08] ---**
**Hayate tackled the test.**
**[20:11] ---**
**Calm down!**
**[20:12] ---**
**Just calm down!**
**[20:19] ---**
How did it go?
**[20:20] ---**
Well, I managed to answer all
the questions somehow, but...
**[20:23] ---**
If I don't pass after everything
you've done for me...
**[20:27] ---**
What shall I do, Miss?
**[20:30] ---**
What kind of discouraging
comment is that now?
**[20:34] ---**
You're certain to have passed.
**[20:37] ---**
I saw the promise in you.
**[20:39] ---**
So let's go to school together!
**[20:45] ---**
You're right, Miss.
**[20:54] ---**
Huh? Madam Superintendent...
**[20:56] SIGN**
Superintendent's Office
**[20:57] ---**
I'm to deliver this notice
to the Sanzenin residence?
**[21:02] ---**
But Madam Superintendent...
**[21:05] SIGN**
Not Accepted
**[21:05] ---**
Perhaps this is my imagination,
**[21:07] ---**
but I feel like there is
one word too many here...
**[21:11] ---**
Well, he fell short of a
passing mark by one point.
**[21:16] ---**
It's too bad.
**[21:18] ---**
I-I see...
**[21:21] ---**
If he had taken the test
in a calmer frame of mind,
**[21:23] ---**
maybe he would have passed...
**[21:26] ---**
It's really too bad.
**[21:29] ---**
So, there you have it.
**[21:31] ---**
I will be counting on you
to do this, Miss Katsura.
**[21:37] ---**
*In the meantime, at the Sanzenin
residence, not knowing this...*
**[21:41] ---**
We're getting ahead of ourselves, but
shall we celebrate your acceptance?
**[21:44] ---**
What?! Really?! I'm so happy!
**[21:47] ---**
**...they were already plunging
into celebration mode.**
**[21:52] ---**
If my dreams have taken your heart
**[21:52] ---**
Moshi boku no yume ga kimi no kokoro
**[21:58] ---**
Kizutsuke-tetara
**[21:58] ---**
And brought it pain
**[22:03] ---**
Sono omoi wa itsuka
**[22:03] ---**
Someday, that anguish
**[22:08] ---**
Boku ga morau yo
**[22:08] ---**
I will take from you
**[22:13] ---**
Taisetsu na mono ni furue-nagara
**[22:13] ---**
While trembling over something precious
**[22:19] ---**
Kakezuri-mawatte
**[22:19] ---**
And madly dashing about
**[22:24] ---**
Seou itami ni hibi wa
**[22:24] ---**
The hurt I bore made the days
**[22:29] ---**
Muimi ni sugita
**[22:29] ---**
Go by emptily
**[22:34] ---**
Oikaketa mama de oikosare-tsuzuke
**[22:34] ---**
Just chasing and continually being overtaken
**[22:40] ---**
Tohou ni kureru kaze
**[22:40] ---**
A wind who's lost its bearing
**[22:45] ---**
Kimi no doko ni furetara
**[22:45] ---**
What part of you should I touch
**[22:50] ---**
Ii ka o sagashita
**[22:50] ---**
I sought it out
**[22:55] ---**
Mamoritai yo kimi dake wa tsuyoku
**[22:55] ---**
You alone, I want to protect so much
**[23:00] ---**
Yokubou no wadachi kara touzakatte
**[23:00] ---**
Getting away from the rut of desire
**[23:06] ---**
Itsuka subete te ni ireru sore ga
**[23:06] ---**
Someday, it will all be ours and that
**[23:10] ---**
Kimi to boku no Proof
**[23:10] ---**
Is our proof, yours and mine
**[23:15] ---**
Namida mo zenbu azukeru yo
**[23:15] ---**
Even all my tears, I entrust to you
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Hayate, did you have fun studying
for the entrance exam?
**[23:33] ---**
Yes, it had been a while since I got
to enjoy feeling like a student.
**[23:36] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[23:38] ---**
Thanks is not necessary, Hayate.
**[23:39] ---**
We'll be able to go to school
together every day now.
**[23:42] ---**
What?! Well, I suppose so.
**[23:44] ---**
This will be good-bye to days of
all-nighters and internet gaming.
**[23:48] ---**
That's not good.
**[23:49] ---**
What?!
**[23:50] ---**
All right! You're going to skip
school with me from now on!
**[23:53] ---**
What?!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] SIGN**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
It was just a tiny prank! It
was meant to be a little joke!
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I never imagined he would fall short
of passing by just one point!
**[24:03] ---**
So, you want me to come
with you to apologize?
**[24:05] ---**
Yes, if you please, that is
exactly what I am asking!
**[24:07] ---**
We will be holding a
magnificent party today!
**[24:10] ---**
And we owe it all to that boy
gaining acceptance into Hakuou!
**[24:14] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.
Hurry up, seriously".
**[24:19] ---**
This situation makes bringing up the
subject even harder than I expected.
**[24:19] SIGN**
Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.
Hurry up, seriously
**[24:22] ---**
Absolute destiny: Apocalypse.
# 14 - Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party. Hurry up, seriously
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright and
sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:12] SIGN**
Sanzenin
**[00:19] ---**
What? A party to celebrate my
acceptance into Hakuou Academy?
**[00:25] ---**
That's right! Quite the brilliant
idea, don't you think?
**[00:30] ---**
Well, it's not official yet,
**[00:33] ---**
so I feel like we're getting
ahead of ourselves.
**[00:35] ---**
Oh, you have nothing to worry about!
You're bound to have been accepted!
**[00:39] ---**
Well, to be honest...
**[00:41] ---**
I'm actually feeling a bit
confident about it, too.
**[00:46] ---**
I was disturbed in this way...
**[00:49] ---**
...and that way.
**[00:53] ---**
The teacher administering the
test played games with me...
**[00:58] ---**
And in the end, even the monkeys
had their fun with me...
**[01:01] ---**
I won't... get to go to school!
**[01:10] ---**
Even so, I put forth my
absolute best effort!
**[01:15] ---**
Yes, that's right!
**[01:17] ---**
All right! Go!
**[01:22] ---**
Yes!
**[01:24] ---**
In addition, I was lucky that all
the questions were multiple choice.
**[01:28] ---**
I'm really good at that "pick
one out of three" thing.
**[01:32] ---**
There, that's the one!
**[01:34] ---**
Whoa! You idiot!
**[01:43] ---**
Of all the boxes, why
did you open that one?!
**[01:44] ---**
Pardon me! Pardon me, Miss!
**[01:46] ---**
Hey, you! Stop right there!
**[01:48] ---**
You hardly seem good at
three-choice questions...
**[01:52] ---**
**Yes, if Hayate had
dispassionately acknowledged**
**[01:55] ---**
**how unlucky he is at this point,**
**[01:57] ---**
**he may have avoided the comedy,
I mean, tragedy in this episode,**
**[02:01] ---**
**but then again, maybe not.**
**[02:04] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[02:07] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[02:10] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[02:13] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[02:17] ---**
**Yes!**
**[02:18] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[02:22] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[02:26] ---**
At minus 40 degrees Celsius,
you can hammer nails with a banana!
**[02:29] ---**
What are you saying, Sis?
**[02:30] ---**
Man, I wanna eat perilla pickled eggplants.
**[02:33] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:33] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:39] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:39] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:46] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:46] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:49] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:49] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:54] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:54] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:58] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:58] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[03:02] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[03:02] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[03:07] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[03:07] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[03:11] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[03:11] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[03:17] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[03:17] ---**
Just let it take you
**[03:24] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[03:24] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[03:27] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[03:27] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[03:30] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[03:30] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:36] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:36] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:43] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:43] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[04:02] SIGN**
Hey, hey! I hafta go to a party.
Hurry up, seriously
**[04:09] ---**
HINA!
**[04:12] ---**
Hina! There's big trouble!
**[04:14] ---**
It's turned into a huge mess!
**[04:24] ---**
I've told you to knock before
coming into my room, haven't I?!
***SIGN*** Don't make us show this!
**[04:27] ---**
I apologize. Really, I'm sorry.
**[04:29] ---**
Listen Sis, knocking is
mankind's greatest invention!
**[04:33] ---**
The next time you forget,
**[04:35] ---**
I'm going to beat you for real.
**[04:37] ---**
For real...
**[04:38] ---**
Oh, Yuki dear.
**[04:41] ---**
I didn't know you were home.
**[04:43] ---**
I'm back, Mom.
**[04:45] ---**
If only you'd called.
**[04:47] ---**
Are you handling living
on your own all right?
**[04:49] ---**
I'm fine! Have faith in your daughter!
**[04:52] ---**
I'm not lavishing my
money on male companions
**[04:54] ---**
nor have I fallen for me-me
cons or phishing e-mails!
**[04:56] ---**
But I wish you'd let me see the
place you're living in just once...
**[04:59] ---**
I'm having an important conversation
with Hina right now!
**[05:02] ---**
What?
**[05:03] ---**
Could you just bring up milk tea
and some kind of Japanese sweets?
**[05:06] ---**
What?
**[05:07] ---**
On the double! Hurry!
**[05:09] ---**
Uh, all right.
**[05:10] ---**
Sis!
**[05:11] ---**
Oh!
**[05:12] ---**
Make it sweet! Make the milk tea sweet!
**[05:15] ---**
Three sugars, okay?!
**[05:16] ---**
You really do whatever you
feel like, don't you?
**[05:20] ---**
Yum! Bean jam pancakes really are the best!
**[05:24] ---**
I bet you'd get along with the
cat-type robot from the future.
**[05:29] ---**
I'm a happy girl!
**[05:31] ---**
So? Didn't you come here to
talk to me about something?
**[05:34] ---**
Daf wighf! Dere's bif,
bif, bif, pwouble, Hina!
**[05:38] ---**
Talk or eat! Pick one!
**[05:42] ---**
The Sanzenin butler actually came to
take the transfer admission test!
**[05:47] ---**
Wow, I didn't know.
**[05:49] ---**
Good for Hayate.
Hakuou's admission tests are hard.
**[05:53] ---**
But as Nagi's butler, I'd assume
failure wasn't an option.
**[05:58] ---**
I imagine he must have put
some serious effort into it.
**[06:00] ---**
Maybe...?
**[06:02] ---**
Don't you get in his way, Sis.
**[06:03] ---**
Uh-oh!
**[06:04] ---**
"Uh-oh"?
**[06:05] ---**
Sis, don't tell me...
**[06:07] ---**
Th-That's not it!
**[06:08] ---**
It was just a tiny prank!
It was meant to be a little joke!
**[06:12] ---**
I never imagined he would fall short
of passing by just one point!
**[06:22] ---**
Stop breathing like that!
You're spreading the Dark Side!
**[06:26] ---**
What are you doing, going around
ruining other people's lives?!
**[06:31] ---**
So basically, his not passing
is largely due to your prank
**[06:35] ---**
and the superintendent has ordered
you to notify him of the results,
**[06:38] ---**
and that's why you've
come to me. Is that it?
**[06:40] ---**
Yes, if you please, that is exactly it.
**[06:44] ---**
You're hopeless.
**[06:46] ---**
For starters, about the only person
we can discuss this with is...
**[06:49] ---**
Pardon? Not accepted?
**[06:51] ---**
Yes, so we'd like to deliver the
news and apologize in person.
**[06:55] ---**
We're on our way right now.
**[06:57] ---**
Yes, I'd appreciate that.
**[07:00] ---**
I-I'm so vewy sowwie!
**[07:01] ---**
I'll have you know,
I'm not coming with you for your sake!
**[07:06] ---**
It is only proper that the Hakuou
Academy student body president
**[07:08] ---**
should undertake this task.
**[07:10] ---**
Yes, that's my little sister!
**[07:11] ---**
Make sure you apologize to Hayate
properly and sincerely, got it?
**[07:16] ---**
Y-Yeah, I'll do my best.
**[07:19] ---**
I'd suspected that something
like this might happen, but...
**[07:23] ---**
Still, this has me at a loss...
**[07:26] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[07:27] ---**
Stop resisting and wear the
outfit that I tell you to!
**[07:29] ---**
You're the party's guest of honor!
**[07:31] ---**
I'm fine with what I'm wearing now!
**[07:33] ---**
What are you saying?!
Hurry up and get changed!
**[07:35] ---**
But the outfit of your choice
is bound to be a sailor uniform
**[07:39] ---**
or something with animal ears!
**[07:41] ---**
No, wrong! I've got this for tonight!
**[07:44] ---**
I'd rather die!
**[07:46] ---**
Why?!
**[07:46] ---**
I feel like with this atmosphere,
it's too late to be revealing the truth...
**[07:50] ---**
Oh, what should I do?
What should I do? What should I do?
**[07:53] ---**
What should I do? What should I do?
What should I do? What should I do?
**[07:56] ---**
Hey! Calm down!
**[07:59] ---**
Welcome, you two.
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, g-good evening!
**[08:03] ---**
H-Here! It's Andromeda cake from Okadaya!
**[08:05] ---**
It's too soon for that!
**[08:07] ---**
I had trouble deciding between this
and the turtle bread from Pantasia!
**[08:10] ---**
W-Well, why don't you at least come in?
**[08:14] ---**
Um, so where's Hayate?
**[08:17] ---**
Uh, the thing is...
**[08:37] ---**
M-Maria?
***SIGN*** Congratulations to Miss Nagi's
Butler, Hayate Ayasaki
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Acceptance Commemoration Party
**[08:40] ---**
What... in the world...?
**[08:43] ---**
Well...
**[08:46] ---**
Oh, Mr. Klaus.
**[08:48] ---**
Without an occasion such as this,
**[08:50] ---**
the Miss could never be persuaded
to host a social event, so...
**[08:53] ---**
Since she showed the slightest
interest in doing so today,
**[08:55] ---**
we are holding a magnificent party
to make up for how rare these are.
**[08:58] ---**
So that's what's going on...
**[09:00] ---**
And we owe it all to that boy
gaining acceptance into Hakuou!
**[09:03] ---**
I cannot tell you how
troublesome he has been,
**[09:06] ---**
but he has finally done something
of service to the Miss.
**[09:10] ---**
Where do you think you're going, Sis?!
**[09:12] ---**
Something urgent came up...
**[09:13] ---**
I'm not letting you run away!
**[09:27] ---**
He loves me. He loves me not.
**[09:29] ---**
He loves me. He loves me not.
He loves me. He loves me not.
**[09:32] ---**
He loves me. He loves me not.
**[09:35] ---**
Darn it, this is too much trouble!
**[09:39] ---**
In the language of flowers,
corn stands for trust!
**[09:41] ---**
Hayate and I are...!
**[09:48] ---**
They're dancing...
**[09:50] ---**
Yes...
**[09:51] ---**
Truly, it's almost embarrassing
how merry they are.
**[09:54] ---**
It must have made him really
happy that he passed.
**[09:59] ---**
It is wholly the result of the
thorough instruction I gave the boy
**[10:01] ---**
regarding taking entrance exams.
**[10:04] ---**
Besides, I also lit a fire under him,
that he'd be fired if he didn't pass!
**[10:10] ---**
Oh? Is something the matter?
**[10:12] ---**
N-No, my chronic peritonitis has caused
neuralgia, turning into a hordeolum...
**[10:16] ---**
So please don't mind me at all.
**[10:21] ---**
I swear! Damn that Klaus!
**[10:24] ---**
What I really wanted was a cosplay
party with just the two of us.
**[10:27] ---**
Now, now.
**[10:28] ---**
If it weren't a celebration for you,
I'd have skipped out long ago.
**[10:32] ---**
But Miss, you look quite
fabulous in that dress.
**[10:36] ---**
What?
**[10:37] ---**
You outshine every last one
of the other guests here!
**[10:41] ---**
Y-You dummy! You're the star of the night!
**[10:45] ---**
Please!
**[10:46] ---**
But it makes me happy to hear it.
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[10:49] ---**
Well, if you're happy,
I suppose I'll let it go.
**[10:52] ---**
Yes.
**[10:55] ---**
This situation makes bringing up the
subject even harder than I expected.
**[10:58] ---**
**Given that,**
**[11:00] ---**
**please enjoy this merriment
for a while longer.**
**[11:07] ---**
Shish kebabs!
**[11:08] ---**
Roger that!
**[11:10] ---**
Japan! It's Goh!
***SIGN*** Congratulations to Miss Nagi's
Butler, Hayate Ayasaki
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Acceptance Commemoration Party
**[11:21] ---**
What do you want to do, Sis?
**[11:26] ---**
Do you want to at least wait
until the party's over?
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah, at least...
**[11:31] ---**
N-No...
**[11:32] ---**
This is my responsibility!
**[11:34] ---**
If I don't carry it out,
I wouldn't be an adult.
**[11:40] ---**
Sis...
**[11:43] ---**
A-Ayasaki...
**[11:45] ---**
Oh, if it isn't Miss Katsura. Welcome!
**[11:50] ---**
What is the matter?
**[11:51] ---**
Th-The truth is...
**[11:55] ---**
The truth is... The truth is...!
**[11:57] ---**
Huh?
**[11:58] ---**
She has gone to the trouble of
personally coming from Hakuou Academy
**[12:02] ---**
to celebrate the acceptance of Miss
Nagi's butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[12:07] ---**
Now, go on! Give us a brief
speech, if you please!
**[12:14] ---**
Uh, um... Well...
**[12:20] ---**
Congratulations, Ayasaki!
**[12:22] ---**
What?!
**[12:24] ---**
Here you are! An acceptance present!
**[12:26] ---**
Wow! Thank you very much!
**[12:28] ---**
You really worked hard for this!
It makes me so happy!
**[12:32] ---**
Sis!
**[12:34] ---**
What?
**[12:36] SIGN**
Eek!
**[12:37] ---**
That was a counter!
That, just now, was a counter!
**[12:39] ---**
I thought an adult carries
out her responsibility!
**[12:42] ---**
Because! It's just because!
**[12:44] ---**
Next up, we have Miss Nagi's close
friend, Miss Isumi Saginomiya
**[12:48] ---**
and she will be delivering
a congratulatory address.
**[12:56] ---**
Um...
**[12:59] ---**
Miss Isumi became lost on her way over here,
**[13:02] ---**
but she was apparently taken
into safe custody earlier
**[13:04] ---**
at a souvenir shop on the shore of Lake Mashu,
so that will have to wait until another day.
**[13:08] ---**
Same old Isumi.
**[13:10] ---**
I wonder how she managed to
get off the main island...
**[13:13] ---**
Next, Miss Nagi's cousin, Miss Sakuya
Aizawa has sent a congratulatory gift.
**[13:20] ---**
Unveil it!
**[13:25] ---**
The title is "Soaring"!
***SIGN*** Soaring
**[13:30] ---**
What about it is soaring?
**[13:32] ---**
Maybe it's the size or something?
**[13:33] ---**
Still, this is a rare party
to celebrate your acceptance.
**[13:38] ---**
It's too bad that both Isumi
and Sakuya couldn't make it.
**[13:41] ---**
It's all right.
**[13:42] ---**
Miss Katsura and Hinagiku are here.
That's more than enough for me.
**[13:46] ---**
What?
**[13:47] ---**
Come to think of it, why are
you here, too, Hinagiku?
**[13:50] ---**
Th-Th-That's because...
**[13:54] ---**
Come here a sec.
**[13:56] ---**
What is it?
**[13:56] ---**
Just come here.
**[13:58] ---**
What? Not accepted?!
**[14:00] ---**
Shh! Keep your voice down!
**[14:02] ---**
Impossible! Surely, of all people,
Hayate couldn't have...
**[14:05] ---**
It's the truth, so there's no helping it.
**[14:07] ---**
I want to let him know somehow, but...
**[14:10] ---**
There's no way!
**[14:11] ---**
How could we tell him that he didn't
get accepted after all this?!
**[14:15] ---**
Or rather, why did you guys
decide that he'd been accepted,
**[14:17] ---**
even when you hadn't received any word?!
**[14:19] ---**
Can't you use your influence
as student body president?!
**[14:22] ---**
If you're going to go there, what about
the Sanzenin family's influence?!
**[14:24] ---**
Now, our festivities are
in full swing, but...
**[14:27] ---**
What exactly is this "full swing"
from "festivities in full swing"?
**[14:30] ---**
Could it be a kind of lassoing?
**[14:32] ---**
So anyway, Hayate Ayasaki will now
offer a speech of thanks for today.
**[14:38] ---**
Uh, um...
**[14:40] ---**
So many of you have come to celebrate
tonight for little old me.
**[14:46] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[14:48] ---**
I never imagined that I might
get to go back to school...
**[14:51] ---**
It's really like a dream come true,
**[14:53] ---**
because I'd given up on it.
**[14:55] ---**
That I could never go back to high school.
**[14:59] ---**
To laugh and fool around with
my classmates at school...
**[15:03] ---**
Those days were ordinary, and yet,
so dazzling and precious to me.
**[15:07] SIGN**
Culture Fest
**[15:09] ---**
I thought that no matter
how much I wished it,
**[15:12] ---**
those experiences would never
be mine to have again.
**[15:14] ---**
But now, Miss Nagi has made
this wish of mine come true.
**[15:19] ---**
I am truly fortunate.
**[15:22] ---**
To have the pleasure of serving
such a kind mistress,
**[15:25] ---**
I am the luckiest butler in the world.
**[15:27] ---**
Hayate...
**[15:29] ---**
Th-Thank you so very much.
**[15:35] ---**
Ayasaki.
**[15:37] ---**
Listen to me, Ayasaki.
**[15:39] ---**
Yes, what is it?
**[15:40] ---**
Oh, Sis...
**[15:42] ---**
The truth is, I have some very
disappointing news for you.
**[15:47] ---**
Disappointing news...?
**[15:50] ---**
Yes.
**[15:51] ---**
Will she... Will she finally tell him?!
**[15:55] ---**
The truth is...
**[15:56] ---**
I know.
**[15:57] ---**
What?!
**[15:58] ---**
Hayate?
**[16:02] ---**
You're going to be my
homeroom teacher, right?
**[16:05] ---**
Huh?
**[16:06] ---**
Well, certainly, with you
as my homeroom teacher,
**[16:08] ---**
I imagine I have a pretty tough
school life ahead of me.
**[16:11] ---**
I feel like I might get beaten down
both physically and mentally,
**[16:14] ---**
and I'm slightly apprehensive,
**[16:16] ---**
but it'll be all right!
**[16:17] ---**
I think that will turn out
to be fun in its own way!
**[16:22] ---**
Yes, that sounds like fun!
**[16:28] ---**
How long do you plan to
keep fooling around?!
**[16:30] ---**
Whose fault do you think this is?!
**[16:32] ---**
B-But...
**[16:33] ---**
...when I look into those innocent eyes,
**[16:35] ---**
I just can't bring myself to say it!
Or rather...
**[16:37] ---**
Hey, damn you! Get a clue already!
Or rather...
**[16:40] ---**
That's right!
**[16:41] ---**
I'm agonizing so much over here
and he's smiling like a fool!
**[16:45] ---**
Argh! I'm suddenly feeling
this surge of anger in me!
**[16:47] ---**
Sis?!
**[16:48] ---**
I've made up my mind!
**[16:50] ---**
I'm taking the truth about his
non-acceptance to my grave!
**[16:53] ---**
What?!
**[16:54] ---**
That academy is fricking huge!
**[16:55] ---**
They'll never notice one fake student!
**[16:59] ---**
There is nothing that scares Yukiji Katsura!
**[17:02] ---**
What kind of nonsense are you spouting?!
**[17:04] ---**
It is not nonsense!
**[17:05] ---**
Nonsensers are gonna catch Hellers!
**[17:07] ---**
Um, what is this merry conversation about?
**[17:11] ---**
O-Oh, it's nothing.
**[17:13] ---**
I-It's no big deal.
**[17:15] ---**
That was too bad, Hayata.
**[17:19] ---**
Y-You three!
**[17:21] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[17:22] ---**
When we went to visit Katsy's room,
we found this on her desk.
***SIGN*** Not Accepted
**[17:29] ---**
We figured Hayata would be
feeling quite despondent,
**[17:31] ---**
so we came to cheer him up!
**[17:34] ---**
It was really too bad, Hayata.
**[17:36] ---**
Surely, you must think there
is only darkness ahead of you,
**[17:39] ---**
that no good will come
of living out your life.
**[17:42] ---**
However, mistakes made in your youth
will prove valuable in the future!
**[17:45] ---**
No matter how much you get
stomped into the ground,
**[17:48] ---**
rise up again like a weed,
like Princess Sara!
**[17:50] ---**
Cheer up, Hayata!
**[17:52] ---**
One shot of fight to you!
**[17:59] ---**
See you, Hayata!
**[18:03] ---**
Um...
**[18:05] ---**
Um, I haven't quite grasped
the situation yet, but...
***SIGN*** Not Accepted
**[18:10] ---**
So, the upshot of it was that I
was not accepted... Is that it?
**[18:17] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:19] ---**
I...
**[18:21] ---**
I see.
**[18:23] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:24] ---**
It's all my fault!
**[18:27] ---**
So roast me or boil me, do
whatever you want with me!
**[18:29] ---**
Or rather, just kill me!
**[18:32] ---**
Oh... Huh?
**[18:33] ---**
He's gone.
**[18:35] ---**
Hayate?!
**[18:37] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:39] ---**
Where did he go?
**[18:57] ---**
If you stay out here for too long,
you're going to catch a cold.
**[19:08] ---**
Nagi and Miss Katsura and the
others are worried, too.
**[19:13] ---**
I have done a terrible
disservice to the Miss.
**[19:17] ---**
What?
**[19:18] ---**
And to Miss Katsura and Hinagiku, too...
**[19:21] ---**
To all the people who
celebrated with me today...
**[19:25] ---**
Hayate?
**[19:27] ---**
It was my fault for getting really
happy and getting my hopes up!
**[19:32] ---**
It's stupid, isn't it?
**[19:33] ---**
Before I came to this great mansion,
**[19:35] ---**
I knew I shouldn't have
any hopes for the future.
**[19:38] ---**
Because that way,
I wouldn't have to suffer...
**[19:40] ---**
I thought I'd learned that lesson...
**[19:42] ---**
But as I allowed myself to be spoiled
**[19:45] ---**
by the Miss's kindness and
yours and everyone else's...
**[19:47] ---**
...I had begun to forget that
most basic of lessons...
**[19:51] ---**
It's better to be empty, because
you have nothing to lose.
**[19:55] ---**
So...
**[19:56] ---**
So...
**[19:59] ---**
Do you think such an empty person
is qualified to be Nagi's butler?
**[20:04] ---**
Th-That is...
**[20:06] ---**
No, of course, I'm aware that
I've been a burden in many ways.
**[20:11] ---**
But I plan to pull myself
together more than ever
**[20:13] ---**
and do my best from now on.
**[20:15] ---**
Do your best?
**[20:19] ---**
What?
**[20:21] ---**
Oh? But the look on your face says you can't
possibly do your best all on your own.
**[20:25] ---**
M-Maria?
**[20:29] ---**
So...
***SIGN*** Student ID
**[20:32] ---**
Please go here and study hard.
**[20:38] ---**
What?!
**[20:39] ---**
Th-This is from Hakuou Academy...
**[20:41] ---**
My student ID?!
**[20:43] ---**
Yes!
**[20:44] ---**
I submitted a recommendation for you,
**[20:46] ---**
and with that added,
I had them deem that you passed.
**[20:51] ---**
Because an empty person
who has nothing to lose
**[20:54] ---**
does not have the qualifications
to be her butler.
**[20:58] ---**
Maria...
**[21:02] ---**
Hayate, I think there will come a day
**[21:05] ---**
when you will truly be required to
use your abilities to protect her.
**[21:10] ---**
So, please become Nagi's first-rate butler.
**[21:16] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[21:17] ---**
I'll go to Hakuou and I'll become
a first-rate butler, without fail!
**[21:23] ---**
Yes!
**[21:24] ---**
All right!
**[21:25] ---**
I'm going to work hard!
**[21:27] ---**
I'll become a first-rate butler,
for Maria's sake, too!
**[21:32] ---**
**It isn't for my sake, though...**
**[21:36] ---**
**Or rather...**
**[21:37] ---**
**I can't believe how boldly
I behaved towards Hayate!**
**[21:41] ---**
**And that was the story of how Maria
became embarrassed way too late.**
**[21:45] ---**
**If you're going to get embarrassed,
don't do it in the first place!**
**[21:48] ---**
**Next time, he'll fight the
expectations of high school girls!**
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:13] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:13] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:31] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:31] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:49] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:49] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:03] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:03] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Good morn-even-noon! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
I don't really get it,
**[23:35] ---**
but you'll be able to go to
school, after all, right?
**[23:37] ---**
Yes, thank you very much.
**[23:39] ---**
I hope to study hard in order to
acquit myself well as your butler.
**[23:43] ---**
R-Really?
**[23:44] ---**
I guess you're seriously thinking
about your future with me, too.
**[23:48] ---**
What is the matter, Miss?
**[23:50] ---**
Oh, it's nothing.
**[23:51] ---**
I was just meditating a little.
It's Aura Power!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye!
**[23:56] SIGN**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
I was in high spirits,
just by getting accepted,
**[23:59] ---**
but I transferred with borderline grades.
Will I really be able to cut it?
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:02] ---**
Knowing you, you'll be fine.
**[24:04] ---**
In battle, you must always be
reading two or three moves ahead.
**[24:07] ---**
Waking up early can certainly pay off.
You get to meet interesting people.
**[24:10] ---**
If I make the jab that he's the most
interesting person here, would I lose?
**[24:13] ---**
Probably.
**[24:14] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:16] ---**
"Samurai, the Way of the
Warrior, Van Damme in Action".
**[24:18] ---**
Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?
**[24:19] SIGN**
Samurai, the Way of the Warrior,
Van Damme in Action
**[24:19] ---**
Thank you, Little Master Taiga.
**[24:21] ---**
The things Ayasaki does are dangerous,
so never try them at home.
# 15 - Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright and
sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:15] ---**
All right, I'm going to do my best!
**[00:17] ---**
Okay, I keep this up and I
can finish this large pizza!
**[00:21] ---**
Wait, that's not it!
**[00:22] ---**
I have to get recharged and
prepare for tomorrow's exam!
**[00:32] ---**
**Hayate, I wonder what you're eating tonight.**
**[00:37] ---**
**To the butler-in-debt, it was a wish
that was never to come true again.**
**[00:53] SIGN**
Student ID
**[00:56] ---**
It wasn't a dream.
**[00:57] ---**
I can go to school again.
**[01:02] ---**
And I owe it all to Maria
for recommending me.
**[01:06] ---**
M-Maria?
**[01:09] ---**
So...
**[01:12] ---**
Please go here and study hard.
***SIGN*** Student ID
**[01:17] ---**
What?!
**[01:18] ---**
Th-This is from Hakuou Academy...
**[01:21] ---**
My student ID?!
**[01:23] ---**
**Please watch me, Maria!**
**[01:25] ---**
**I will also strive to live up to
your expectations, without fail!**
**[01:28] ---**
All right!
**[01:30] ---**
I'm going to attend Hakuou Academy
and become a first-rate butler!
**[01:33] ---**
**No, no. Even if you go to school,**
**[01:35] ---**
**it's not like that'll turn you
into a first-rate butler.**
**[01:39] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:42] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:45] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:49] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:52] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:53] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:58] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[02:02] ---**
I shall patiently teach you what
it is to be a first-rate butler.
**[02:08] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:08] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:15] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:15] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:21] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:21] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:24] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:24] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:29] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:29] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:34] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:34] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:37] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:37] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:42] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:42] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:46] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:46] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:52] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:52] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:59] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:59] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[03:02] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[03:02] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[03:05] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[03:05] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:11] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:11] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:18] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:18] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:36] SIGN**
Samurai, the Way of the Warrior, Van Damme in Action
**[03:45] ---**
You seem awfully happy, Hayate.
**[03:47] ---**
Whoa! I didn't know you
stayed the night, Hinagiku!
**[03:49] ---**
G-Good morning.
**[03:51] ---**
Morning.
**[03:52] ---**
But what's the matter?
You seem to be in an awfully foul mood...
**[03:56] ---**
You have to ask?!
**[03:58] ---**
Really! You suddenly disappeared
like that yesterday evening,
**[04:01] ---**
you showed no signs of coming
back late into the night,
**[04:04] ---**
and you were absolutely nowhere to be found.
**[04:06] ---**
And after all that, you don't think
you caused anyone to worry?!
**[04:10] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry! I really am sorry!
**[04:13] ---**
So, judging by your behavior,
you got accepted?
**[04:16] ---**
Oh, yes, thank you.
**[04:21] ---**
Then I'll forgive you for the time being.
**[04:23] ---**
I'm going home now,
**[04:25] ---**
but be sure to say hello
if you see me at school.
**[04:27] ---**
What? Oh, all right. Roger that.
**[04:29] ---**
Good.
**[04:37] ---**
We'll be students at the same school...
**[04:45] ---**
So, you've been holding your
student ID since last night?
**[04:50] ---**
Yes! I slept with it in
my hands all night long!
**[04:52] ---**
I swear! How adorable can you get?!
**[04:55] ---**
I guess it made you really happy.
**[04:58] ---**
Yes!
**[04:59] ---**
You know those people who
burst into song in musicals?
**[05:02] ---**
I think I know what that
urge feels like now!
**[05:05] ---**
You don't need to get how that feels!
**[05:07] ---**
There aren't any character songs
for a scene like this anyway.
**[05:10] ---**
Or rather, a musical anime would
be tough production-wise.
**[05:14] ---**
Right...
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, that reminds me, what
should I do about a uniform?
**[05:18] ---**
Uniform?
**[05:19] ---**
Yes. Hakuou's students wear uniforms, right?
**[05:22] ---**
Staying in my butler uniform would be...
**[05:23] ---**
You shouldn't need one.
**[05:25] ---**
What?
**[05:25] ---**
Indeed. And it will be easier to
tell you apart that way, too.
**[05:28] ---**
Don't worry. There are other
butlers at the school, too.
**[05:33] ---**
Besides, the others will respect
you more in your butler uniform.
**[05:37] ---**
What?
**[05:38] ---**
But the bigger question is whether
we'll be in the same class or not.
**[05:42] ---**
What?!
**[05:42] ---**
Indeed.
**[05:44] ---**
What are you saying? I'll be in high school.
**[05:47] ---**
You're still 13 years old,
so you're in middle school.
**[05:50] ---**
Oh, right, you don't know, do you?
**[05:52] ---**
Huh? Know what?
**[05:54] ---**
I've skipped grades, so I'm in high school.
**[06:00] ---**
What?! You're in high school?!
**[06:03] ---**
Don't be so surprised.
**[06:04] ---**
That's... But, it's like that
4-panel comic series...
**[06:07] ---**
Ah-ah! Don't say any more than that!
**[06:09] ---**
But how is it possible? You're so little!
**[06:11] ---**
Don't call me little!
**[06:13] ---**
B-But... really?
**[06:15] ---**
Darn it! You're one skeptical bastard!
**[06:17] ---**
Fine, take a look at this!
**[06:19] ---**
Ta-da!
**[06:19] ---**
Student ID
**[06:21] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[06:24] ---**
You look so grumpy in the photo.
**[06:26] ---**
That's not the jab you should be making!
**[06:29] ---**
Wow! That really *is* a high school ID!
**[06:33] ---**
I told you so from the start, didn't I?!
**[06:37] ---**
Hakuou has butlers, people
who've skipped grades,
**[06:40] ---**
and all kinds of other
students, so it's quite fun.
**[06:43] ---**
Wow, I had no idea.
**[06:45] ---**
Wait, I had to work hard
to make you believe me,
**[06:49] ---**
but I guess you implicitly
believe what Maria says.
**[06:51] ---**
Oh, no, I didn't really mean it like that.
**[06:53] ---**
Honestly! Taking me for a fool!
**[06:55] ---**
I may not look it, but my grades are...
**[06:59] ---**
In that case, I hope we
end up in the same class.
**[07:05] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[07:07] ---**
Oh, I can't wait for it to be Monday!
**[07:10] ---**
**And so, to accommodate length issues,**
**[07:13] ---**
**maybe we'll just skip forward
all the way to Monday morning.**
**[07:20] ---**
Wow...
**[07:29] ---**
See that? There's nothing here when
you come this early in the morning.
**[07:33] ---**
We're not doing this again after today.
**[07:37] ---**
That's my school.
**[07:39] ---**
I know that already.
**[07:40] ---**
Oh, do you? Had you already found out?
**[07:44] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:46] ---**
Well, it's fine if you're just happy.
**[07:48] ---**
But you certainly are amazing. Skipping
grades to be in high school.
**[07:53] ---**
It's not especially amazing.
**[07:55] ---**
I'm not the only one who's skipped grades.
**[07:57] ---**
A couple students to it every year.
**[07:58] ---**
What?
**[07:59] ---**
Besides, the record holder for
skipping grades at this school
**[08:03] ---**
enrolled at age 10 and graduated at age 13.
**[08:06] ---**
What?!
**[08:07] ---**
On top of that, she served as student
body president two terms in a row
**[08:10] ---**
and her grades were at the top of her
class for all 3 years by a wide margin.
**[08:13] ---**
A formidable student with 3 of the silver
watches awarded to the top achiever.
**[08:17] ---**
I see. I guess behemoths like
that really exist in this world.
**[08:21] ---**
There *is* a behemoth like
that, really close to you.
**[08:28] ---**
Oh, dear, have I caught a cold?
**[08:31] ---**
Anyway, students who skip
grades or transfer in
**[08:33] ---**
or have their tuition waived
as scholarship students...
**[08:36] ---**
They have a duty to contribute to
the school's record, reputation,
**[08:40] ---**
and rate of college enrollment.
**[08:41] ---**
If students like that get bad grades,
**[08:44] ---**
they inevitably face flunking or
other harsh punishments sometimes.
**[08:48] ---**
Th-They do?!
**[08:51] ---**
**Come to think of it,**
**[08:52] ---**
**the student council people
said something similar, too.**
**[08:56] ---**
**I was in high spirits,
just by getting accepted,**
**[08:58] ---**
**but this is still a prestigious school.**
**[09:01] ---**
**I transferred in with borderline grades.
Will I really be able to cut it?**
**[09:05] ---**
But knowing you, you'll be fine.
**[09:07] ---**
You're capable of anything, after all.
**[09:10] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[09:15] ---**
In battle, you must always be
reading two or three moves ahead.
**[09:19] ---**
By Char Aznable.
**[09:22] ---**
Waking up early can certainly pay off.
You get to meet interesting people.
**[09:28] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[09:30] ---**
If I make the jab that he's the most
interesting person here, would I lose?
**[09:30] ---**
*Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!*
**[09:34] ---**
Probably.
**[09:35] ---**
Or rather, was there a point to the
saying that he quoted earlier?
**[09:39] ---**
Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?
**[09:41] ---**
Thank you, Little Master Taiga.
**[09:43] ---**
Himuro thanked me!
**[09:45] ---**
Um...
**[09:46] ---**
That outfit... You're a butler as well?
**[09:48] ---**
Uh, yes, I'm a butler of the
Sanzenin household. My name is...
**[09:51] ---**
Sanzenin?
**[09:52] ---**
Oh, so you're the one...
**[09:55] ---**
Which means...
**[09:56] ---**
**Wow, he's really pretty.**
**[10:01] ---**
Hey, what are you trying to do to Hayate?!
**[10:03] ---**
Yes, that's right.
**[10:04] ---**
As I recall, if someone can make
this young lady apologize in tears,
**[10:08] ---**
that person gets to inherit the
Sanzenin family fortune...
**[10:13] ---**
I won't let you lay a hand on the Miss!
**[10:15] ---**
I will protect her!
**[10:16] ---**
Hayate!
**[10:18] ---**
Well, to be honest, I have my source
of funds called Little Master Taiga,
**[10:22] ---**
so I'm not really interested.
**[10:24] ---**
Source of funds?!
**[10:27] ---**
It's going to be stolen from you
if you're not paying attention.
**[10:30] ---**
Huh?
**[10:32] ---**
W-Wait, that's my string tie!
How did you do that?!
**[10:36] ---**
A foolish question.
**[10:38] ---**
It's obvious, isn't it?
**[10:41] ---**
It's because I'm a first-rate butler.
**[10:44] ---**
A first-rate... butler...?
**[10:46] ---**
People don't wear butler uniforms
at this school just for show.
**[10:51] ---**
We shall be on our way now, Little Master.
**[10:52] ---**
Oh, okay!
**[10:56] ---**
**Incredible!**
**[10:57] ---**
**So that's the pinnacle of what I
want to be, a first-rate butler!**
**[11:00] ---**
**Well, not that I understand how
that's related to being a butler...**
**[11:05] ---**
Butlers are incredible, aren't they, Miss?!
**[11:08] ---**
I don't really care, but you
never got your string tie back.
**[11:12] ---**
Oh, shoot!
**[11:13] ---**
Wait, he's gone already!
**[11:19] ---**
**So this is... This is what it
is to be a first-rate butler!**
**[11:22] ---**
No, that was out-and-out theft.
**[11:24] ---**
Or rather, don't force me to take
jabs at your monologues, too.
**[11:29] ---**
Suke, Kaku, teach them a lesson.
**[11:34] ---**
I'll make coffee for you any time.
**[11:37] ---**
I'm so sorry, Maria.
**[11:39] ---**
Honestly! What did you go to school for?
**[11:44] ---**
There.
**[11:46] ---**
This time, please go to school properly
without losing your string tie.
**[11:50] ---**
O-Of course! You can count on me!
**[11:53] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[11:54] ---**
I can't breathe! I can't breathe, Maria!
**[11:57] ---**
Hey, we're going to be late!
**[11:59] ---**
I wouldn't mind it one bit if
you decide not to go, you know!
**[12:02] ---**
Oh, I'm going! I'm going!
**[12:03] ---**
Then I'll see you two later.
**[12:05] ---**
Yes, we'll be going then!
**[12:07] ---**
Come, Miss!
**[12:08] ---**
Hey, you stupid! Quit it!
**[12:09] ---**
This is embarrassing!
**[12:16] ---**
Quiet down!
**[12:18] ---**
Starting today, we're going to have
a new friend joining our class!
**[12:22] ---**
Is it a transfer student, Katsy?
**[12:24] ---**
Is it a boy? Or a girl?
**[12:26] ---**
It's a boy, more or less.
**[12:27] ---**
What do you mean, "more or less"?
**[12:30] ---**
Me! Katsy, is this boy a cool guy?
**[12:33] ---**
What? You want to know if he's cool?
**[12:35] ---**
I-It makes me nervous if they're
going to talk about stuff like that.
**[12:39] ---**
**I bet Ayasaki's nervous.**
**[12:42] ---**
**All right! I'll take this chance**
**[12:44] ---**
**to soften up the crowd for him,
and to make up for earlier.**
**[12:48] ---**
The transfer student is *really* cute!
**[12:51] ---**
What?!
**[12:52] ---**
He's kind of like
**[12:53] ---**
if you boil down Kimutaku and
Tackey's DNA with Joe Odagiri
**[12:56] ---**
and add Orly and Brad Pitt to the mix!
**[12:59] ---**
Just hearing his voice
will make you feel faint!
**[13:01] ---**
The sound effect for a sidelong
glance from him is like "BAM"!
**[13:04] ---**
And he's sort of like Golgo for girls.
**[13:07] ---**
Not to mention, he's a butler
for the Sanzenin family!
**[13:09] ---**
He's practically a genius
**[13:11] ---**
and his athletic abilities
are incredible, too!
**[13:13] ---**
Huh? A butler for the Sanzenin family?
**[13:16] ---**
And so...!
**[13:18] ---**
Transfer student, please come on in!
**[13:23] ---**
Uh, hello.
**[13:28] ---**
Is that Hayata?
**[13:30] ---**
Wait, I thought he didn't pass
the transfer admission test.
**[13:34] ---**
Well, a lot happened...
**[13:37] ---**
**Oh, their focus on me hurts...**
**[13:40] ---**
**Aww. So the cool transfer
student was Hayata.**
**[13:45] ---**
**Well, it's true that he's
not exactly ugly, but...**
**[13:49] ---**
**We're talking about some awfully
poor-looking Orlys and Brad Pitts.**
**[13:53] ---**
Okay, Ayasaki, come introduce yourself.
**[13:56] ---**
What?!
**[13:59] ---**
**I-It's easy for you to give
me this satisfied look,**
**[14:02] ---**
**as if to say, "I warmed
up the crowd for you!"...**
**[14:09] ---**
So this is adversity!
**[14:11] ---**
This classroom is so cold, like it
got hit with the Crackle spell,
**[14:13] ---**
and to think I have to introduce myself!
**[14:15] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[14:16] ---**
I can't very well bring shame to the Miss.
**[14:20] ---**
**The boy named Hayate Ayasaki has worked
among adults from a tender age.**
**[14:25] ---**
**And so...**
**[14:29] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[14:31] ---**
**This kind of sales-pitch smile
is one of his greatest fortes.**
**[14:37] ---**
As Miss Katsura just mentioned in her
introduction, I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[14:43] ---**
As a butler of the Sanzenin household,
**[14:45] ---**
I have the honor of serving Miss
Nagi, who is also in this class.
**[14:50] ---**
Miss Katsura's earlier introduction
was a little exaggerated
**[14:53] ---**
and I myself am not a
particularly astute student,
**[14:58] ---**
but I hope that I can have fun
learning alongside all of you.
**[15:04] ---**
So, I look forward to
getting to know everyone.
**[15:18] ---**
There, I've repaid my debt!
**[15:23] ---**
Ah, but school really is such fun, isn't it?
**[15:27] ---**
What? You think so?
**[15:29] ---**
Aren't you having fun, Miss?
**[15:32] ---**
There are a lot of people here.
**[15:34] ---**
I want to live as quietly and
inconspicuously as possible,
**[15:37] ---**
and spend the majority of
my days on manga and games.
**[15:41] ---**
That's called a useless member of society.
**[15:43] ---**
The reason I skipped grades
**[15:45] ---**
was also because I didn't want to
go to school for 12 whole years.
**[15:48] ---**
Th-That's really hardcore.
**[15:51] ---**
But *I* am happy that I get to go
to school like this with you.
**[15:55] ---**
What?
**[15:56] ---**
I suppose I have Maria to
thank for that as well.
**[16:01] ---**
And I have you to thank, too.
**[16:06] ---**
If you hadn't laid the groundwork for this,
**[16:10] ---**
I would not be here today.
**[16:15] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[16:19] ---**
No, uh, right...
**[16:22] ---**
Getting to be with you, I also...
**[16:25] ---**
You still like the unpopular spots,
the same as ever, don't you?
**[16:28] ---**
H-Hinagiku, you...!
**[16:30] ---**
Oh, Hinagiku, hello.
**[16:31] ---**
Hello.
**[16:32] ---**
But what are you doing out here?
**[16:36] ---**
A little something came up, so I
thought I'd drop by the clubroom.
**[16:38] ---**
This is a shortcut.
**[16:40] ---**
Wow, you're the student body president,
**[16:42] ---**
and you still participate in
extracurricular activities!
**[16:44] ---**
What's the use if you
can't juggle that much?
**[16:47] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[16:48] ---**
don't you participate in any
extracurricular activities, Miss?
**[16:50] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[16:52] ---**
Well, I do believe the best
part of going to school
**[16:54] ---**
is participating in extracurricular
activities with your friends.
**[16:57] ---**
Y-You fool! I have no need
for such things anymore!
**[17:01] ---**
Oh, but you're still a
registered member, you know.
**[17:04] ---**
Hinagiku!
**[17:05] ---**
Um, what registered member?
**[17:07] ---**
She's in the same club as I am.
**[17:09] ---**
Y-You fool! Th-That was just
a one-day trial membership!
**[17:13] ---**
You treated it as a darned
application without my permission!
**[17:15] ---**
So, what club?
**[17:17] ---**
The kendo team.
**[17:19] ---**
The kendo team?!
**[17:22] ---**
When I started high school,
**[17:24] ---**
there was a time when I thought
that the acute societal withdrawal
**[17:27] ---**
might be problematic if it continued...
**[17:29] SIGN**
Kendo Team
**[17:32] ---**
So, based on what I saw during the
new student recruitment activities,
**[17:35] ---**
I thought about getting
into some kind of sport.
**[17:44] ---**
**Because she was really cool.**
**[17:47] ---**
But why did she quit?
**[17:49] ---**
Beats me. Ask her.
**[17:51] ---**
Well, because...
**[17:53] ---**
Both the protective gear and
the bamboo sword were heavy
**[17:55] ---**
and I couldn't move very well.
**[17:56] ---**
That's why you should use
the children's sizes
**[17:58] ---**
instead of the same equipment as me.
**[18:00] ---**
Like hell I'm using children's equipment!
**[18:02] ---**
But you quit just because of that?
**[18:05] ---**
Yes, I quit just because of that.
**[18:08] ---**
**Because I knew right away.**
**[18:11] ---**
**That even if I practiced the same sport,**
**[18:13] ---**
**it was unlikely that I'd ever be like her.**
**[18:20] ---**
**So there was a time when the Miss
tried a sport on her own initiative.**
**[18:26] ---**
**But if I leave the Miss to her own devices,**
**[18:28] ---**
**she's going to end up a deadbeat
slacker or an internet game addict.**
**[18:32] ---**
I'm thinking finding employment
might mean an admission of defeat.
**[18:37] ---**
All right, Miss!
**[18:39] ---**
How about you come take a peek at the
kendo team with me after school?!
**[18:42] ---**
Huh?
**[18:51] ---**
Wow, so this is the kendo team.
**[18:54] ---**
Of course. Like hell this could be
the manga club or the anime club.
**[18:58] SIGN**
Be pure, righteous, and beautiful
**[18:59] ---**
But I feel like there aren't
that many people...
**[19:01] ---**
Well, it's not a popular club
to begin with at this school.
**[19:05] ---**
You look good in your uniform, Hinagiku.
**[19:08] ---**
What?
**[19:09] ---**
What?!
**[19:10] ---**
W-Why, thank you.
**[19:12] ---**
Then, shall we get the
introductions out of the way
**[19:14] ---**
and get you practicing
with us a bit, Hayate?
**[19:16] ---**
That guy just...
**[19:17] ---**
...addressed Miss Katsura as "Hinagiku"!
**[19:19] ---**
A-And she called him "Hayate"?!
**[19:21] ---**
But Hinagiku, what about my protective gear?
**[19:24] ---**
Can't you do without, Hayate?
**[19:26] ---**
B-But Hinagiku...
**[19:28] ---**
"Hinagiku"! "Hayate"! "Hinagiku"! "Hayate"!
**[19:32] ---**
Then I'll get permission
from our advisor first.
**[19:35] ---**
Miss Katsura.
**[19:36] ---**
There's no need to let a guy like
him practice kendo with us.
**[19:39] ---**
Azumamiya...
**[19:41] ---**
You there, butler.
**[19:43] ---**
Fight me!
**[19:45] ---**
What?!
**[19:46] ---**
If you lose to me, never come here again!
**[19:48] ---**
Even if he wins, it's not
like we'll come again.
**[19:51] ---**
Hey!
**[19:52] ---**
**If I lose here, the Miss will
never practice kendo...**
**[19:55] ---**
**No, I doubt she'll attempt
any other sport, either.**
**[19:59] ---**
**In which case, I can't lose!**
**[20:01] ---**
I understand! I will accept your challenge!
**[20:04] ---**
Hayate?
**[20:06] ---**
Oh, a flurry of petals!
**[20:08] ---**
This is getting interesting.
**[20:10] ---**
Becoming a sword for your mistress...
**[20:13] ---**
Quite a fine approach to take.
**[20:15] ---**
Oh, you're the Prince of Ties!
**[20:17] ---**
Please give me back the string tie!
**[20:19] ---**
Thank you for the interesting
nickname. But no, thank you.
**[20:22] ---**
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
**[20:25] ---**
But I wonder if the Little Master
Azumamiya is up to fighting him.
**[20:29] ---**
What?
**[20:30] ---**
Take a look.
**[20:36] ---**
H-His swordsman's chi
is striking the petals!
**[20:40] ---**
Hiten...
**[20:41] ---**
Don't!
**[20:42] ---**
And due to copyright issues,
don't say any more either!
**[20:45] ---**
I see, so it means there's
no need for me to hold back.
**[20:48] ---**
You said your name was Hayate, was it?!
**[20:49] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[20:50] ---**
I, Kotaro Azumamiya, have
judged you to be an opponent,
**[20:53] ---**
whom I must spend the rest
of my life to defeat!
**[20:58] ---**
Heave-ho. Heave-ho.
**[21:03] ---**
**The mystery kendo team member, who
has suddenly declared a rivalry,**
**[21:06] ---**
**Kotaro Azumamiya.**
**[21:08] ---**
**How powerful might he actually be?**
**[21:10] ---**
**The story has suddenly taken a
classic school drama turn of events**
**[21:15] ---**
**and next time, he will finally
fight his destined rival.**
**[21:19] ---**
Hold on a second!
**[21:21] ---**
When did I ever say that I would fight?!
**[21:23] ---**
Nonohara!
**[21:24] ---**
Come, Nonohara!
**[21:25] ---**
Nonohara?
**[21:26] ---**
He's my butler.
**[21:28] ---**
Your opponent...
**[21:30] ---**
...will be this combat
butler, Kaede Nonohara!
**[21:33] ---**
C-Combat butler?!
**[21:35] ---**
**Um, it seems next time,
he'll be fighting this guy.**
**[21:41] ---**
Himuro, is that enough with the flowers?
**[21:43] ---**
Thank you, Little Master Taiga.
**[21:46] ---**
Um, could I ask the non-members to leave?
**[21:49] ---**
What did this guy show up for?
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:31] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:31] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Hey, there, I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
I'm Hinagiku Katsura.
**[23:34] ---**
Hinagiku, when did you get here?
**[23:36] ---**
What's this, Hinagiku?
What are you here for?
**[23:38] ---**
I'm going to be in this segment
for a while, too, now.
**[23:41] ---**
Well, speaking of you, Hinagiku,
**[23:42] ---**
it seems you're #1 in popularity in
a certain weekly manga magazine.
**[23:45] ---**
Truly impressive!
**[23:45] ---**
Oh, Hayate, flattery won't
get you anything, you know.
**[23:48] ---**
No, no, you excel both
academically and athletically.
**[23:49] ---**
I wish the Miss would learn a
thing or two from you, too.
**[23:52] ---**
Hayate, it's time already!
**[23:53] ---**
What are you so angry for, Miss?
**[23:55] ---**
Good grief.
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
So, there you have it. Hello,
I am Kaede Nonohara.
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I serve as a butler for
the Azumamiya family.
**[24:02] ---**
Now, Nonohara, defeat him right this minute!
**[24:04] ---**
Certainly.
**[24:05] ---**
Safety Shutter!
**[24:07] ---**
Hayate!
**[24:08] ---**
We butlers are not tools
to be used by our masters.
**[24:11] ---**
It is not as if we must
merely do as we are told.
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage".
**[24:17] ---**
Hayate, I have faith in you.
**[24:18] ---**
That there's no way you'll lose
against a butler like him!
**[24:19] SIGN**
Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage
**[24:21] ---**
Wipe away the tears beneath the mask.
# 16 - Even in the Defeat, Kendo Rage
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
Waking up early can certainly pay off.
You get to meet interesting people.
**[00:15] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[00:18] ---**
Nonohara!
**[00:19] ---**
Come, Nonohara!
**[00:20] ---**
Your opponent...
**[00:21] ---**
...will be this combat butler,
Kaede Nonohara!
**[00:25] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:28] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:31] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[00:34] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[00:38] ---**
*Yes!*
**[00:39] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[00:43] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[00:48] ---**
Yes! I will fight using kendo today!
**[00:54] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[00:54] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:01] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:01] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:07] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:07] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:10] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:10] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:15] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:15] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:20] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:20] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:23] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:23] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:28] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:28] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:32] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:32] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:38] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:38] ---**
Just let it take you
**[01:45] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[01:45] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[01:48] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[01:48] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[01:51] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[01:51] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[01:57] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[01:57] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:04] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:04] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:22] ---**
Even in Defeat, Kendo Rage
**[02:30] ---**
Your opponent will be my butler,
Kaede Nonohara!
**[02:34] ---**
Your butler?!
**[02:37] ---**
So, there you have it. Hello.
**[02:39] ---**
I am Kaede Nonohara.
**[02:42] ---**
I serve as a butler
for the Azumamiya family.
**[02:46] ---**
*He's a butler, too?!*
**[02:48] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[02:50] ---**
Now, Nonohara, that's him!
Defeat him right this minute!
**[02:55] ---**
Certainly.
**[02:56] ---**
But before I do that...
**[03:04] ---**
What?!
**[03:06] ---**
Ooh! Down, diagonal left, left, and kick!
**[03:08] ---**
What is this, the Tornado Whirlwind Kick?!
**[03:13] ---**
N-Nonohara, what are you...?
**[03:15] ---**
Did I not teach you this, Young Master?
**[03:19] ---**
If you are a man, you must take
on even the impossible opponents.
**[03:24] ---**
And yet, you turned to me
without having fought him,
**[03:27] ---**
seeking to do nothing yourself.
**[03:29] ---**
I do not recall raising you...
**[03:33] ---**
...to be such a damn weakling!
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[03:37] ---**
H-Himuro, you wouldn't go
to such extremes, right?
**[03:41] ---**
Nonohara certainly is as strict as ever.
**[03:44] ---**
But is this all right?
**[03:45] ---**
He's a butler, and to be acting like that...
**[03:47] ---**
What are you saying?
**[03:49] ---**
What?
**[03:50] ---**
We butlers are not tools
to be used by our masters.
**[03:54] ---**
It is not as if we must
merely do as we are told.
**[03:57] ---**
There was a time when only the eldest
sons of nobles could become butlers.
**[04:01] ---**
It was an exalted occupation.
**[04:03] ---**
In other words, that's just how
much responsibility it entails.
**[04:06] ---**
A responsibility to steer your master
or mistress in the right direction.
**[04:13] ---**
Isn't that why you want to show her
the joy of participating in a sport?
**[04:17] ---**
To your spineless, weak-willed
manga freak of a mistress,
**[04:20] ---**
who suffers from acute societal withdrawal.
**[04:21] ---**
Who are you calling a spineless,
weak-willed manga freak,
**[04:23] ---**
who suffers from acute societal withdrawal?!
**[04:28] ---**
I-I-I'm sorry, Nonohara!
I get it! I get it already!
**[04:31] ---**
No! Today of all days,
you are not getting away with this.
**[04:35] ---**
That depraved nature of yours...
**[04:36] ---**
I will beat it out of you,
**[04:39] ---**
from the very marrow of your bones!
**[04:42] ---**
NOOO!
**[04:50] ---**
Would you try not to go on such
a rampage in the kendo training hall?
**[04:53] ---**
Nonohara?
**[04:54] ---**
Miss Katsura...
**[04:55] ---**
This is the educational
policy of our household.
**[04:58] ---**
May I ask you not to interfere too much?
**[05:00] ---**
I'm sorry, but I can't really do that.
**[05:03] ---**
I'm the student council president,
**[05:05] ---**
so when I see a student in trouble,
I can't not help them.
**[05:08] ---**
Miss Katsura...
**[05:10] ---**
Even if Azumamiya
is a wimpy, pitiful crybaby,
**[05:13] ---**
I just can't not help him.
**[05:16] ---**
Huh?
**[05:16] ---**
That's the student
council president for you.
**[05:18] ---**
A brilliant attack, precisely pulverizing
your opponent's vital points.
**[05:22] ---**
I-I haven't attacked any vital points!
**[05:26] ---**
I get it. I get it, Nonohara.
**[05:29] ---**
Just as you say, being weak is no good!
**[05:30] ---**
Young Master?
**[05:32] ---**
So as you said, a man has to fight
and carve out his own path, doesn't he?!
**[05:37] ---**
Ah! Young Master! So you understand!
**[05:40] ---**
Therefore!
**[05:41] ---**
Huh?
**[05:42] ---**
Fight me, Sanzenin!
**[05:44] ---**
What?!
**[05:44] ---**
Um, Azumamiya...
**[05:47] ---**
Could I get your reasoning
behind that at least?
**[05:49] ---**
I promise I won't get mad.
**[05:51] ---**
I figured out that it was wrong.
**[05:54] ---**
What?
**[05:55] ---**
It's just weird for a master
to fight a butler!
**[05:58] ---**
Or rather, I have no
chance of winning anyway.
**[05:59] ---**
In which case, the right thing would be
for master to fight mistress
**[06:02] ---**
and butler to fight butler!
**[06:05] ---**
Is he all right?
**[06:07] ---**
Nah, I don't think so.
**[06:08] ---**
I guess butlers have a tough job
**[06:09] ---**
steering their masters
or mistresses in the right direction.
**[06:13] ---**
Ah! Young Master! You do me proud!
**[06:15] ---**
What?!
**[06:16] ---**
So you have finally realized that fact!
**[06:19] ---**
I-I guess he's okay with that.
**[06:22] ---**
You heard them, Nagi.
What do you want to do?
**[06:24] ---**
That's easy for you to ask...
**[06:27] ---**
Then I guess there's no helping it.
**[06:28] ---**
What?
**[06:31] ---**
Then, I'll be Azumamiya's opponent.
**[06:34] ---**
What?!
**[06:35] ---**
H-Hey, Hinagiku!
**[06:37] ---**
With the shape you're in,
**[06:38] ---**
you'll kill your arms if you suddenly
start swinging a bamboo sword.
**[06:41] ---**
You haven't been training at all.
**[06:43] ---**
Besides, even if Azumamiya's
our weakest member,
**[06:48] ---**
his lack of skill means his strikes
are all over the place,
**[06:50] ---**
so he's dangerous!
**[06:52] ---**
With two opponents who don't know how
to handle bamboo swords,
**[06:54] ---**
it'd be terrible if you
hurt each other, right?
**[06:57] ---**
Uh, wait. Azumamiya?
**[06:59] ---**
I understand.
**[07:00] ---**
It seems fighting you is a fate
that I cannot avoid.
**[07:04] ---**
Unconsciously hitting one
vital point after another...
**[07:07] ---**
Hinagiku really is something.
**[07:09] ---**
All right!
**[07:10] ---**
In that case, I have no choice
but to use this sword
**[07:12] ---**
to prove that I am stronger than you!
**[07:14] ---**
Here we go, Nonohara!
**[07:15] ---**
Yes, Young Master!
**[07:17] ---**
Well, so there you have it.
Good luck to us both, Hayate.
**[07:20] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[07:21] ---**
I must win this fight and have
the Miss continue with kendo!
**[07:33] ---**
Whether they win or lose,
**[07:34] ---**
I have no intention of returning
to the kendo team, though.
**[07:41] ---**
I found a 4-leaf clover.
(Yotsuba no kuroobaa mitsuketa.)
**[07:45] ---**
It was an accident! Help, Nonohara!
(Tamatama-nandesu. Tasukete Nonohara!)
**[07:55] ---**
*Incidentally, kids at home,*
**[07:57] ---**
* for safety, make sure you wear*
* head guards during kendo matches.*
**[08:00] ---**
* In anime, we have grown-up reasons,*
* like animating it is too much work.*
**[08:10] ---**
We are going the way of Hell and inhumanity.
**[08:13] ---**
Wha?!
**[08:13] ---**
Does he have an accelerator device
in his back tooth or something?!
**[08:19] ---**
*H-He's fast!*
**[08:20] ---**
*All I can do is block him!*
**[08:23] ---**
Here goes!
**[08:27] ---**
I never imagined that
I would end up fighting you!
**[08:30] ---**
This is truly a trial of love!
**[08:32] ---**
But I will defeat you and prove to you
that I am a superior man!
**[08:37] ---**
Azumamiya, I have no idea what
you're talking about, but...
**[08:42] ---**
Keep up that chatter
and you'll end up biting your tongue.
**[08:49] ---**
Head!
**[08:57] ---**
That's the student
council president for you.
**[08:59] ---**
The Little Master Azumamiya
is no match for her.
**[09:02] ---**
Of course not.
**[09:03] ---**
There's no way Hinagiku would
lose against a guy like that.
**[09:05] ---**
But I wonder how it will go for the butlers.
**[09:08] ---**
What?
**[09:09] ---**
At the level he's at, will he be
able to win against Nonohara?
**[09:12] ---**
You must be joking!
**[09:13] ---**
Are you saying Hayate will lose
to a butler like that?!
**[09:17] ---**
Now, then...
**[09:18] ---**
Hayate, how are you...
**[09:19] ---**
Safety Shutter!
**[09:29] ---**
Hayate!
**[09:34] ---**
What the heck was that?
**[09:35] ---**
You have to ask? That was
a super lethal technique, of course.
**[09:39] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:40] ---**
When you get to be a first-rate butler,
**[09:43] ---**
it's only natural that you'd know
a super lethal technique or two.
**[09:46] ---**
In fact, what use are you without it?
**[09:48] ---**
Are those like the ridiculously
complicated moves,
**[09:51] ---**
like Ryuko Ranbu and Hyakki Moshuuken?
**[09:54] ---**
Those are from video games!
**[10:03] ---**
I had heard that the Sanzenin butler
was a man of ability,
**[10:07] ---**
but is this the extent of it?
**[10:08] ---**
*Amazing! A lethal technique?!*
**[10:11] ---**
* So this is what first-rate*
* butlers are capable of?!*
**[10:13] ---**
* But if I lose now, the Miss*
* will never practice kendo again!*
**[10:15] ---**
Are you all right, Hayate?!
**[10:18] ---**
Come, I will finish this with the next move.
**[10:22] ---**
*B-But how can I come up with a technique*
**[10:24] ---**
*that will exceed his lethal technique?*
***SIGN*** Do Not Enter Authorized Personnel Only
**[10:53] ---**
Madness!
**[10:54] ---**
* Besides, in order*
* to master a lethal technique,*
**[10:56] ---**
*you need to spend a whole episode on it!*
**[11:00] ---**
* To try to master a lethal*
* technique in such a short time...*
**[11:06] ---**
Hayate, I believe in you!
**[11:08] ---**
I just know that you can come up
with a counter move,
**[11:10] ---**
like how Buffaloman turned
the tables on the Kinniku Buster!
**[11:13] ---**
I appreciate your faith,
but I'm not a superman...
**[11:13] ---**
You can do it!
**[11:18] ---**
As a butler...
**[11:22] ---**
As a butler, if you overlook
the garbage that is lying around,
**[11:26] ---**
you will never get any cleaning done.
**[11:30] ---**
The caterpillar alights
on the green foliage!
**[11:32] ---**
That's not it at all...
**[11:34] ---**
Here I come.
**[11:36] ---**
Lethal...
**[11:39] ---**
*Garbage that's lying around...*
**[11:41] ---**
*Garbage?!*
**[11:43] ---**
*That's it!*
**[11:43] ---**
Safety Shutter!
**[11:51] ---**
Hayate!
**[11:53] ---**
No, it's not! That's...
**[11:59] ---**
Wha?! Young Master!
**[12:04] ---**
Hayate!
***SIGN*** Gojuro Kuwabatake
**[12:10] ---**
Head!
**[12:27] ---**
I lost.
**[12:28] ---**
You are not a Sanzenin butler for nothing.
**[12:30] ---**
No, not at all. All I did
was catch you a little off guard.
**[12:34] ---**
Seeing the Young Master's
pitiful, unconscious face,
**[12:37] ---**
I would be unable to resist driving
my lethal technique into him.
**[12:39] ---**
It was a good strategy
that caught me emotionally off guard.
**[12:42] ---**
What?!
**[12:47] ---**
It was just a simple ninja decoy technique.
**[12:49] ---**
A simple...? You know how
to use the ninja decoy technique?
**[12:52] ---**
Then we shall excuse ourselves now.
**[12:54] ---**
When we meet next time,
**[12:56] ---**
I would like to see you
with a lethal technique or two.
**[13:00] ---**
What?
**[13:00] ---**
Then, I will be able to fight
with you a little more seriously.
**[13:09] ---**
So?
**[13:10] ---**
Are you at least a bit more
interested in kendo now, Nagi?
**[13:13] ---**
What?!
**[13:13] ---**
W-Well, watching you and Hayate fighting,
**[13:17] ---**
I did think it was sort of cool...
**[13:20] ---**
Miss!
**[13:21] ---**
But I have no intention
of returning to the kendo team.
**[13:24] ---**
What?!
**[13:25] ---**
I mean, kendo head gear
absolutely stinks of sweat.
**[13:31] ---**
I can't believe people actually
exercise wearing something like that!
**[13:34] ---**
Besides, in kendo mangas,
the head gear gets in the way
**[13:36] ---**
and you can't tell characters
or their expressions apart.
**[13:39] ---**
Don't make fun of kendo!
**[13:41] ---**
What did you do that for?!
**[13:46] ---**
So, it may be impossible to get
Nagi back on the kendo team,
**[13:50] ---**
but what about you, Hayate?
**[13:51] ---**
What?
**[13:55] ---**
As a butler, you need
to master a lethal technique, right?
**[13:58] ---**
I wouldn't mind doing the training with you.
**[14:00] ---**
Y-Yes, well,
**[14:02] ---**
I'm thinking I ought to train
to master a lethal technique, but...
**[14:08] ---**
Hayate, hurry up!
**[14:09] ---**
Y-Yes, Miss!
**[14:12] ---**
Then, I'm sure you'll have
lots of training to do,
**[14:15] ---**
but once you've mastered it, show me
your super lethal technique, okay?
**[14:19] ---**
C-Certainly.
**[14:22] ---**
Was Hinagiku still mad?
**[14:25] ---**
Why did she get so mad?
**[14:26] ---**
There are some things that are off limits.
**[14:32] ---**
* She is a long way from*
* becoming a sports believer...*
**[14:36] ---**
Thank you very much, Maria.
**[14:40] ---**
To what do I owe this formal thanks?
**[14:42] ---**
Well, thanks to you, I'm able to
experience high school life again,
**[14:46] ---**
which I didn't think I would have anymore.
**[14:48] ---**
I see. I'm glad for you.
**[14:51] ---**
So, what did you think
of your first day at school?
**[14:54] ---**
I used to think that high
school life wasn't necessary
**[14:57] ---**
for me to become a first-rate butler,
**[14:59] ---**
but I learned a lot about what I need
in order to become a first-rate butler!
**[15:04] ---**
I-I see...
**[15:07] ---**
Hayate, come here for a sec!
**[15:09] ---**
Oh, yes, Miss.
**[15:14] ---**
How may I help you, Miss?
**[15:17] ---**
A-Ahem.
**[15:19] ---**
I-It made me happy
that you fought for me today.
**[15:22] ---**
Not at all. I merely did what
was expected of me as a butler.
**[15:25] ---**
Besides, I've now learned that as a butler,
I need a lethal technique.
**[15:29] ---**
Yes, that's the thing!
**[15:31] ---**
What?
**[15:31] ---**
I thought about it myself,
**[15:33] ---**
but you should get magnetic coating
or open the Hidden Lotus,
**[15:36] ---**
or get the Ultra Bracelet
from Ultra Seven or something.
**[15:39] ---**
Th-That's a little...
**[15:41] ---**
I'm not a White Demon, nor am I
a bushy-browed boy with a bowl cut.
**[15:45] ---**
To say nothing of how I have no
friends among the Galactic Surveyors.
**[15:48] ---**
Yes, precisely!
**[15:50] ---**
Which is why I came to the conclusion
that you ought to master a lethal technique
**[15:53] ---**
through the time-honored method, after all.
**[15:55] ---**
Huh?
**[15:59] ---**
So, in part to thank you for what
you did today, I built you this.
**[16:04] ---**
Oh!
**[16:09] ---**
Th-This isn't what I think it is, is it?
**[16:11] ---**
Yes!
**[16:12] ---**
When it comes to lethal techniques,
**[16:13] ---**
it's got to be the Tiger's
Cave's special training!
**[16:15] ---**
Go give it your best!
**[16:16] ---**
You say that, but only those 40
and older would get that reference...
**[16:20] ---**
Meow!
**[16:21] ---**
Pipopa, meow!
**[16:24] ---**
I knew it'd be you...
**[16:25] ---**
I'm not dressed like this
because I want to be, either!
**[16:28] ---**
Being a pet cat is a tough
position to be in.
**[16:30] ---**
Let's get this training started!
**[16:33] ---**
You stupid! Quit it!
**[16:35] ---**
Don't turn all realistic without warning!
**[16:38] ---**
Good! Seeing how he's
started training right away,
**[16:41] ---**
he's definitely happy with it!
**[16:43] ---**
* Sometimes, the mistress's*
* considerate care can be meddlesome.*
**[16:48] ---**
*At any rate, this is how...*
**[16:49] ---**
* ...the poverty-stricken butler's*
* first day of school came to a close.*
**[16:54] ---**
* As for next time, he will be battling*
* cleaning, laundry, and cooking.*
**[17:02] ---**
Hah!
**[17:04] ---**
Lethal Frying Pan Flip!
**[17:10] ---**
Bravo!
**[17:14] ---**
Ramen-lover Mr. Koike's song!
(Ramen daisuki Koike-san no uta.)
**[17:17] ---**
If you happen to see Tama, say, "Tama!"
(Tama-tama Tama ni attara "Tama" tte yonde ne!)
***SIGN*** Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons!
**[17:21] ---**
Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons!
**[17:32] ---**
I'm hungry...
**[17:36] ---**
All right, I guess
I'll do some impersonations.
**[17:39] ---**
An impression of Jack Bauer.
**[17:42] ---**
"It's Season 5!"
**[17:44] ---**
An impression of Optimus Prime.
**[17:47] ---**
"Autobots, transform!"
**[17:51] ---**
An impression of a certain
foreign film time slot.
**[17:54] ---**
"Next time on Sunday Foreign Films..."
**[17:58] ---**
An impression of "Sure-Fire Funny Stories".
**[18:01] ---**
Sure-Fire Funny Stories!
**[18:05] ---**
Now, then...
**[18:08] ---**
Ah! Solo word chain game!
**[18:11] ---**
Klaus... (Kurausu)
**[18:14] ---**
Super-car eraser... (Suupaa-kaa keshigomu)
**[18:16] ---**
Muluaka... (Muruaka)
**[18:18] ---**
Ka...
***SIGN*** Klaus's Hurray for Gluttons!
***SIGN*** The End
***SIGN*** From the Windows of All the World's Trains
**[18:23] ---**
From the Windows of All the World's Trains.
**[19:10] ---**
Have we arrived at Rio de Janeiro yet?
***SIGN*** From the Windows of All the World's Trains
**[19:14] ---**
Next time, we will take
the Marunouchi Line from Ogikubo
***SIGN*** The End
**[19:16] ---**
to the next stop, South Asagaya.
***SIGN*** Doggie of the °°°
**[19:18] ---**
Doggie of the Day.
**[19:22] ---**
Our doggie of the day basks comfortably
in the sun in Nerima Ward, Tokyo.
***SIGN*** Nerima Ward, Tokyo
***SIGN*** Tama the Whitetigerneko
**[19:28] ---**
Tama the Whitetigerneko.
**[19:30] ---**
No, no, even in the most generous of
terms, you can't call him a doggie!
**[19:33] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:35] ---**
Hayate! Hayate, let's play!
**[19:36] ---**
Q-Quit it!
**[19:37] ---**
What game should we play?!
**[19:37] ---**
Quit it, Tama!
**[19:38] ---**
Um, how about we play...
**[19:39] ---**
And that was Tama, who loves to play
with his master, the butler.
***SIGN*** Klaus's Exploration of Homes
**[19:48] ---**
Today's home is one of the Sanzenin
household's secondary residences.
***SIGN*** Nagi Sanzenin - 13 yrs
**[19:53] ---**
The family consists of
**[19:54] ---**
the young miss, who fully enjoys her life
as an unproductive member of society
***SIGN*** Maria the Maid - a fresh-faced 17 yrs
**[19:57] ---**
and Maria, the maid, whose hobby
is to make flower arrangements.
**[20:00] ---**
And now, let's go right ahead
and take a look.
**[20:08] ---**
The pillars are fantastic, aren't they?
**[20:11] ---**
I see!
**[20:13] ---**
Well, this is truly labor intensive
workmanship. Real materials.
**[20:18] ---**
The sense of security that hits you
the moment you walk in the entrance.
**[20:22] ---**
Craftsmanship that you
can really appreciate.
**[20:24] ---**
Ah! Look at this!
**[20:27] ---**
A sunny salon!
**[20:28] ---**
And a tasteful selection of leafy plants
placed around the space.
**[20:31] ---**
Oh... I have a leafy plant fetish, you see.
**[20:37] ---**
What a joy this is!
**[20:40] ---**
Beyond the dazzling archway of sunlight,
**[20:43] ---**
we arrive at the LDK
condominium of your dreams.
**[20:45] ---**
Next time, we will see a home
that enjoys comfortable space,
**[20:48] ---**
enveloped in soft light.
***SIGN*** Look forward to next time
**[20:50] ---**
Please look forward to it.
***SIGN*** Yonday
**[21:48] ---**
That was fun!
**[21:50] ---**
Well, see you again next time.
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:13] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:13] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:18] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:18] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:31] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:31] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:38] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:38] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:49] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:49] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:03] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:03] ---**
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
This is Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
And Hinagiku is here with us again today.
**[23:35] ---**
I'm Hinagiku Katsura. I'm glad to be here.
**[23:37] ---**
Hayate, you seem rather happy somehow.
**[23:38] ---**
Well, when Hinagiku graces us
with her presence,
**[23:41] ---**
I feel like the anime itself
reaches different heights.
**[23:44] ---**
I don't sleep holding a doll like that.
**[23:47] ---**
Hayate, you are mistaken!
**[23:49] ---**
What?
**[23:49] ---**
The heroine of this anime, you see...
**[23:51] ---**
Yes?
**[23:51] ---**
...is you, Hayate!
**[23:53] ---**
What?!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
What's wrong, Miss?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
It seems I lack life experience.
**[24:02] ---**
It seems I can't win any manga contests,
**[24:04] ---**
because I lack life experience.
**[24:06] ---**
I-I see...
**[24:07] ---**
In that case, I'll do things
I don't normally do
**[24:09] ---**
and raise my experience level, too!
**[24:11] ---**
What?!
**[24:12] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"For You, I Will Mow Them Down
with Every Ounce of My Being!"
**[24:16] ---**
I will now treat you
to super VIP hospitality!
**[24:19] ---**
For You, I Will Mow Them Down
with Every Ounce of My Being!
**[24:19] ---**
Brace yourselves!
**[24:21] ---**
If you are not afraid, come at me!
# 17 - For You, I will Mow Them Down with Every Ounce of My Being!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
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please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
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Tralala~~ Sploosh!
***SIGN*** Sploosh
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"My name is Britney.
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"As you can see, I am a fine,
totally unremarkable florist.
***SIGN*** Sploosh!
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"Once again, I have followed
the alluring fragrance of flowers
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"and today, I've come all the way
to the Sea of Japan.
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"Listening to the roar
of the crashing waves,
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"I'm reminded of the magical kingdom,
my homeland, 3-chome in East Nakano.
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"Whoops, I just accidentally
blabbed my secret. Bloody hell.
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"I'm sure you've noticed,
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"but as you can see, my true identity...
***SIGN*** End of the Century
Legend Magical Destroy
***SIGN*** Rising star
of the universe
Nagi Sanzenin
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"...is that of a magical girl!"
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Today, in commemoration of our 17th episode,
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we're going to show you a full
30 minutes of manga that I drew!
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A stunning comic-mation even greater
than "His and Hers" and "Cat-Eyed Boy"!
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You'll see your fill of talent
that surpasses even that of
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the super director of the SOS Brigade...
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Please stop!
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They'll get the wrong idea
and think we've been canceled!
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Besides, what are we commemorating
at an odd number like 17?
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Darn you! Do not mock 17!
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In Episode 17, Amuro steals the Gundam
and leaves the White Base!
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And Captain Okita collapses
in Episode 17 and has surgery...
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W-Well, then,
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please enjoy your regularly
scheduled "Hayate the Combat Butler"!
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*A butler is one who serves.*
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*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
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*A butler is a formal guardian,*
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* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
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*Yes!*
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* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
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*A super combat battle story!*
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By the way, there's also a fan service
scene with Miss Sayla, too!
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That's Episode 37!
Episode 17 was Miss Mirai!
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Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
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Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
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Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
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Like the sudden gale that cuts across
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Unmei ni makete
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Giving in to fate
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Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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And hunkering down is no fun
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Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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That's just not cool!
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Uso kara deta makoto
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Many a true word is spoken in jest
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Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
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Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
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Zettai, nase ba naru!
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Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
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Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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Karada nami ni makasereba
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Just let it take you
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Kanchigai no yume
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Dreams that are misguided
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Mato-hazure no kitai
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Hopes that are way off base
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Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
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You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
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Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
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Let's kick up the earth and start running
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Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
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Like the capricious breeze that dances about
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For You, I Will Mow Them Down
with Every Ounce of My Being!
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*The girl knows.*
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* That there are some things*
* in the world that money can't buy.*
***SIGN*** DOOM
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* As for what happened, please use your*
* imagination based on her expression.*
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Miss, what happened?!
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Wait... Whoa...
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Th-This is...
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A manga magazine?
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It seems I lack life experience.
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It seems I can't win any manga contests,
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because I lack life experience.
***SIGN*** End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy
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H-Hmm...
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Wh-What do you think?
It's my greatest masterpiece.
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It didn't even make it as a finalist.
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No matter how you think of it,
it's messed up, right?
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Well, I suppose there may be a niche
for absurd gag mangas like this...
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These are not absurd gags!
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Are you saying the grandeur
of it is lost on you?!
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I do sense the grand aura
of a space cadet...
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I swear!
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It's because of such bungling judges
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that droves of precious, budding
new authors end up being crushed!
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"Ultimately, in order
to draw entertaining manga,
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"one must have rich life experience..."
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Like hell new authors can grow
on vague advice like that!
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It's all fine and good
to tell me this, but...
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Well, it's sort of like a chronically
pathological thing for her,
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so please don't pay it any mind.
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What?
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She draws a manga once every
several months and submits it.
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I had no idea.
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What is it?
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Oh, no.
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I was just thinking that
if it's for something she loves,
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even the Miss will occasionally work hard
to put heart and soul into something.
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Well, not that she ever
gets anywhere with it.
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I see.
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I sort of feel a bit sorry for her.
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It's not entirely so bad.
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It teaches her that there are problems
that money can't solve,
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so I think that it's a good thing.
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I see...
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* It's true, I feel like*
* I lack in life experience.*
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* I have few friends, I don't go to school*
* much, nor do I play any sports.*
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* And yet, I don't have to*
* worry about making a living*
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* and things will work out,*
* even if I just laze about every day.*
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* Truly, rushing headlong down the path*
* to becoming a useless member of society.*
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I-It's this privileged environment
that's at fault to begin with!
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I have no experience like Nello
and Marco, who were super poor!
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Or like Sara, who plunged from
the peak of happiness to rock bottom.
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That's why I can't create
super powerful stories
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that can move all of America to tears.
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Wait, I know someone who likely
has abundant life experience.
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What? What was I doing
when I was around 13 years old?
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That's right!
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I want to know how different
we are in life experience.
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Hmm, when I was around 13 years old?
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Let me think. At that time,
I was probably...
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...doing things like working
as a professional mahjong bouncer.
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Huh?
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*Professional mahjong bouncer...*
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* A job like that of a bodyguard,*
* who plays mahjong to repel*
***SIGN*** Murmur... Murmur...
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* the "very generous people" who come*
* to pick fights with the establishment.*
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* It is a dangerous occupation,*
* as you absolutely cannot lose.*
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Isn't that like, incredibly dangerous?
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It wasn't that big a deal.
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I was a strong player and
I was also good at cheating, after all.
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* The difference in life*
* experience is great indeed!*
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But I think you have abundant
life experience, too, Miss.
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What?
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You're only 13, but you've skipped
grades to be in high school,
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and you live in this great big mansion.
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These aren't experiences
you can come by so easily.
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Y-You think so?
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Incidentally, what else were you doing?
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Let me think. What else?
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I used to get award money
by winning new manga author contests.
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*So, just as I expected,*
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* the difference in experience*
* is the decisive different in firepower!*
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Miss?
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In that case, I'll do things
I don't normally do
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and raise my experience level, too!
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Do things you don't normally do
and raise your experience level?!
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That's the spirit, Miss!
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Use this as your springboard
to say good-bye to your reclusive life
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and leap out into the world outside!
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Rejected!
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What?!
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The things to be found outside the residence
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will amount to no more
experience than Slimes!
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What I desire is the kind of experience
you get from Liquid Metal Slimes!
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I see...
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That's why, as the top thing
that I ordinarily don't do,
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I will help Maria with her work!
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What? You're going to help me?
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Yes. I will be of great use to you!
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Ask me to do whatever you want!
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Hayate!
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Well, the Miss is finally motivated
to take the initiative, so...
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Now, first things first,
I'll do what you always do
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and begin by helping you
clean the residence.
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Oh, wait, Nagi!
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Here goes! Zephyrus Broom!
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Oh?
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That is not the yell used
for when you clean!
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R-Right. I messed up there a bit.
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But I'll manage somehow next time...
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Take that!
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Hayate!
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Miss! Wait! Stop!
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Hayate, there definitely are things
you need to experience to know.
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What might that be?
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Cleaning makes a mess.
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A rare experience...
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Yes, I've mastered cleaning now.
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Come, we're moving on to the next thing!
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Wait, Miss!
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All right! Next up,
I'm going to master shopping!
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Shopping?
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But there are things in this world
that cannot be bought online
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or on Yahoo Auction, you know.
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Don't take me for a fool!
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I'm going out to town
to run a proper errand!
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Th-There are too many things...
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This store has the greatest selection
of goods in this area, after all.
**[09:02] ---**
If the equipment store
in a role playing game was like this,
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you wouldn't know what to buy anymore!
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For starters, check
the freshness and the price.
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Also, look for where it's from and
if possible, who the producer is.
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I have no need of such complicated commands.
**[09:13] ---**
Oh, this is...
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Hey, clerk.
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Yes?
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I've learned yet another
thing through experience.
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What is it this time?
***SIGN*** Sold to Ms. Sanzenin
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If you go shopping,
the store ceases to exist.
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I didn't know that before today, either.
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All right, next, we'll go back
and tidy up the storehouse.
**[09:35] ---**
You're still going to do more?!
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Wow, it looks like the legendary
Ark could be hidden in here.
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The majority of what's in here
is pretty much like garbage.
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Please! I'm sure they're
all valuable works of art.
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Th-This is...!
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See? I find it hard to believe that
such ugly portraits have any value.
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True...
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Yah!
***SIGN*** Yah
**[10:08] ---**
Wh-Who's there?!
**[10:10] ---**
That's Rodin's "The Thinker"!
**[10:13] ---**
No, it's not! Head Butler,
what are you doing here?!
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This is my relaxation spot.
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When I have few scenes, I come here
to immerse myself in the world of art
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and to reinvigorate myself.
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No wonder we don't see you around much.
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Okay, onto the next thing!
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Please wait for me, Miss!
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M-Miss, let me out!
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It's dark! It's scary!
***SIGN*** Hayate the Combat Butler!
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The cat laid down.
(Neko ga nekoronda.)
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Harumph! It'll be fine!
(Dafunda! Daijoubu da!)
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Say, Hayate, what should I do next?
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Let me think... I suppose that leaves
things like showing hospitality...
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Showing hospitality? All right!
**[11:00] ---**
Oh, Miss!
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Please wait! We don't
even have any visitors.
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Oh, dear, oh, dear...
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Isumi...?
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Isumi!
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Oh, Nagi... my dear Hayate...
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What are you doing out here?
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So this was your home.
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No wonder things looked so familiar.
**[11:22] ---**
What?
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The truth is, I was studying
in my room until just earlier, but...
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My eraser fell from the desk and...
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Wait for me!
**[11:38] ---**
I was looking for it in my yard
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and before I knew it,
I had wandered over here.
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You continue to get lost in the most
spectacularly original ways.
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Or rather, I wonder if there's a wormhole
that connects to our yard.
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But you've appeared at the perfect moment!
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I will now treat you
to super VIP hospitality!
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*I wonder if the Miss will be all right.*
**[12:05] ---**
You made the tea for me, Nagi?
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Yes!
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I took all the high end
tea leaves in the kitchen
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and threw them in one after another
to make a Nagi Sanzenin original,
**[12:14] ---**
the Royal Premium Hyper-Gigamax
Blend, so it'll be crazy good!
**[12:18] ---**
Oh! The cup is dirty!
**[12:21] ---**
Pardon me, I'll go get another one!
**[12:23] ---**
Wait... Hayate?
**[12:35] ---**
A blend of Darjeeling, Blue
Mountain coffee, and brown rice tea!
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On top of which, I can taste a hint
of Baby Star Ramen for some reason!
**[12:41] ---**
We can't possibly serve such an
"Oh! My Konbu Seaweed!" sort of tea.
**[12:49] ---**
H-How it is?
**[12:52] ---**
It is very delicious, Nagi.
**[12:54] ---**
R-Really?!
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Hayate, it seems I have a talent
for showing hospitality!
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I am happy for you, Miss.
**[13:02] ---**
All right! I'll practice hospitality
on an even greater scale
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and increase my experience level!
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What?!
***SIGN*** Hayate
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Please enjoy.
**[13:12] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[13:14] ---**
* 1000 yen for a fried rice*
* omelette with lettering.*
**[13:16] ---**
* If I eat this, will I become*
* a full-fledged refined young lady, too?*
**[13:41] ---**
Everyone, it's good of you to come.
**[13:43] ---**
Nagi?
**[13:44] ---**
What's with yer getup?
**[13:46] ---**
It's the worst-looking
cosplay in the universe.
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This is not cosplaying!
This is life experience!
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Huh?
**[13:53] ---**
Hey, what's this 'bout life experience?
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The thing is, she said she wanted
to do things she normally doesn't
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to increase her experience level.
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I will now put my talent
for hospitality on full display for you!
**[14:06] ---**
I'll cook you a dish that's so delicious,
it'll make you melt down to the core!
**[14:10] ---**
Wait, she's gonna start makin' it now?!
**[14:13] ---**
Here goes Nagi!
**[14:16] ---**
Hey, can she really do this?
**[14:18] ---**
Pardon me, I must go see to something!
**[14:32] ---**
Sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak, sneak.
**[14:39] ---**
*It tastes ultra bad!*
**[14:40] ---**
* I-If we serve this to the guests,*
* the Miss will end up being hurt!*
**[14:45] ---**
*I cannot leave things like this!*
**[14:54] ---**
I-It's good!
**[14:55] ---**
This is good!
**[14:57] ---**
You are right, Young Sir.
**[14:58] ---**
A fusion of full-bodied flavor,
richness, and simplicity!
**[15:01] ---**
What depth there is to this flavor!
**[15:03] ---**
A mellow aroma like the land
bursting forth with life!
**[15:05] ---**
A mild mouth-feel, similar
to the embrace of the great wide ocean!
**[15:09] ---**
The ingredients result
in a nuclear reaction in your mouth
**[15:12] ---**
and create a Big Bang of taste!
**[15:15] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[15:18] ---**
This is splendid!
**[15:20] ---**
How splendid!
**[15:23] ---**
It's YUMMY!
**[15:35] ---**
It's yummy!
**[15:39] ---**
It's delicious.
**[15:42] ---**
Come on, now! Bring on the seconds!
**[15:46] ---**
Katsy, no going on a rampage!
**[15:48] ---**
You are so much trouble!
**[15:50] ---**
Bring on the sake, too!
**[15:53] ---**
And while you're at it, bring me money, too!
**[15:55] ---**
Hayate, everyone's enjoying the dish I made!
**[15:59] ---**
I'm happy for you, Miss.
**[16:04] ---**
Thank you for the meal, Hayate.
**[16:06] ---**
What?!
**[16:07] ---**
You're the one who really
cooked this, right?
**[16:12] ---**
Looks like I hit it on the nose.
It shows on your face so easily.
**[16:15] ---**
Th-This has to be a secret from the Miss!
**[16:18] ---**
I know.
**[16:19] ---**
It must be tough being a butler.
**[16:21] ---**
You have to work to make sure your
mistress doesn't get embarrassed.
**[16:24] ---**
Nagi, that was delicious!
**[16:26] ---**
R-Right.
**[16:27] ---**
Your hospitality was quite good.
**[16:28] ---**
Is that right?
**[16:29] ---**
I'm glad I came.
**[16:51] ---**
Say, Hayate...
**[16:53] ---**
Yes?
**[16:54] ---**
I feel like I understand a bit
of how you and Maria feel now.
**[16:57] ---**
What?
**[16:59] ---**
It's nice to do something for other people.
**[17:02] ---**
I also want lots of people to read my manga
**[17:04] ---**
and enjoy it like these people did.
**[17:08] ---**
Miss...
**[17:14] ---**
*The truth is the Miss is a good kid.*
**[17:17] ---**
* I have to continue*
* to protect her innocent spirit.*
**[17:21] ---**
Where's my seconds?!
**[17:23] ---**
Bring me my seconds or else!
**[17:26] ---**
Oh? Miss Katsura,
you still hadn't gone home?
**[17:30] ---**
This smell!
**[17:31] ---**
Ta-da!
**[17:33] ---**
I've discovered my seconds!
**[17:35] ---**
Oh! I went to such trouble to hide it!
**[17:48] ---**
Miss Katsura?!
**[17:53] ---**
Miss Katsura, please get a hold of yourself!
**[17:55] ---**
Hayate.
**[17:58] ---**
M-Miss...
**[18:00] ---**
Why is my dish sitting here, untouched?
**[18:04] ---**
What? O-Oh, come on!
**[18:06] ---**
Those people ate every
last bit of your dish earlier!
**[18:10] ---**
This is a failed dish that I made...
**[18:12] ---**
Liar!
**[18:13] ---**
Then what about my signature there?!
***SIGN*** By Nagi Sanzenin
**[18:18] ---**
What?! Why did you have
to sign it like a manga?!
**[18:21] ---**
So what everyone ate earlier was
a dish that you made, wasn't it?!
**[18:24] ---**
Uh, um, that is...
**[18:28] ---**
So it is true.
**[18:30] ---**
Could it be that I haven't been of any use?
**[18:33] ---**
What?
**[18:34] ---**
Was I of no use to you or Maria
or anyone from the beginning?
**[18:39] ---**
No, that is hardly the case!
**[18:41] ---**
How do I put this? Everyone has
their strengths and weaknesses,
**[18:43] ---**
and not everything will go their way.
**[18:47] ---**
In other words, you mean to say...
**[18:49] ---**
...that I may not have
the talent to draw manga?
**[18:52] ---**
What?! No, I never...
**[18:54] ---**
It's not as if that thought
never crossed my mind!
**[18:57] ---**
It's just possible...
**[18:58] ---**
It's just possible, that there's
a one in a million chance...
**[19:00] ---**
A one in a billion chance...
**[19:01] ---**
A chance as unlikely
as the Earth exploding...
**[19:06] ---**
that I can't win those contests
because I don't have the talent for it.
**[19:11] ---**
Miss...
**[19:13] ---**
Miss!
**[19:17] ---**
I'm just... I'm just...
**[19:23] ---**
Miss!
**[19:27] ---**
Are you all right, Miss?
**[19:29] ---**
Leave me alone.
**[19:31] ---**
I have no talent and
I'm not much help to anyone...
**[19:35] ---**
Not to worry.
**[19:36] ---**
Please take a look!
**[19:38] ---**
Thanks to all your help,
**[19:40] ---**
those two both have such
satisfied looks on their faces.
***SIGN*** Dazed~~
**[19:43] ---**
Don't their eyes seem lifeless?
**[19:45] ---**
What shall we do about the cleaning?
**[19:46] ---**
This was my chance to get screen time.
**[19:51] ---**
You think I have no talent, too, don't you?
**[19:54] ---**
What?!
**[19:55] ---**
You do, don't you?!
**[19:56] ---**
You've won manga contests and
in your eyes, I have no talent for it.
**[19:59] ---**
That's what you want to say, right?!
**[20:03] ---**
You *do* have talent, Miss.
**[20:06] ---**
What?
**[20:07] ---**
I mean, you've written many works
of manga and submitted them, right?
**[20:11] ---**
Yes...
**[20:12] ---**
There are a lot of people who never
even finish drawing one work
**[20:15] ---**
and fail to see the project through.
**[20:18] ---**
But when it comes to something you love,
**[20:21] ---**
you try to do your best
without losing heart.
**[20:23] ---**
You have a talent called passion!
**[20:26] ---**
A talent called passion?
**[20:28] ---**
Yes, I guarantee it.
**[20:32] ---**
I understand, Hayate!
**[20:33] ---**
I'll try and take a chance on my passion!
**[20:36] ---**
That's the spirit, Miss!
**[20:38] ---**
Besides, it's possible that your manga
are just too sophisticated.
**[20:44] ---**
Too sophisticated?
**[20:45] ---**
Yes!
**[20:47] ---**
Perhaps the richness
of your experiences is too great
**[20:49] ---**
for people to easily appreciate
how interesting your work is.
**[20:51] ---**
Th-That makes sense!
**[20:53] ---**
So, if I tone things down a bit...
**[20:55] ---**
That's right! Then next time,
you will surely win!
**[20:59] ---**
All right! Then I guess
I'll work hard at it one more time!
**[21:02] ---**
Please do, Miss!
**[21:09] ---**
"Black Sega Saturn?!"
**[21:11] ---**
"That's the surefire way to save
Earth in the 8th dimension.
**[21:14] ---**
"All that remains is to win
in the music contest.
**[21:16] ---**
"The 4th Space God Communication
Ticket Vending Vessel we need for that
**[21:19] ---**
"has already been successfully
bid on in Yahoo Auctions."
**[21:21] ---**
*Man, it's as sophisticated as ever...*
**[21:25] ---**
The next new author award
is as good as mine now.
**[21:28] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[21:30] ---**
* Thus, the butler-in-debt's life*
* experience and suffering continue.*
**[21:34] ---**
* Next time, a dragon and a hamster*
* will meet in the clash of the century!*
**[21:38] ---**
* Or so we thought, but due to*
* the convenience of the rotation,*
**[21:41] ---**
*we have a swimsuit episode.*
***SIGN*** Notebook
***SIGN*** Nagi
**[21:44] ---**
So exciting, so thrilling.
**[21:46] ---**
That is my Nagi.
**[21:49] ---**
That cured the stiffness in my shoulders.
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** SIGN: Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Hello, I'm Yukiji Katsura.
**[23:32] ---**
Miss Katsura, what are you doing here?!
**[23:35] ---**
Well, I figured I possess
greater adult charms than Hinagiku
**[23:37] ---**
and that people might enjoy
my appearance somewhat more.
**[23:40] ---**
I don't know about that...
**[23:41] ---**
Besides, the boys and girls who are fans
of Hinagiku won't buy the DVDs!
**[23:45] ---**
You really should target single men over 20!
**[23:47] ---**
Miss Katsura, advertising
within the show is forbidden!
**[23:49] ---**
How naïve of you, Ayasaki!
**[23:50] ---**
I want people to buy the "Hayate
the Combat Butler" DVDs...
**[23:53] ---**
You're panicking way too much, Ayasaki.
**[23:54] ---**
Hey, Sis!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
Next time, it's the summer festival,
**[23:58] ---**
the highly anticipated swimsuit episode!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
A luxury resort island in the tropics,
**[24:02] ---**
Hakuou Island and those
who go there see... see... see...!
**[24:06] ---**
Welcome to Hakuou Island.
**[24:08] ---**
I am this island's
in-house butler and manager,
**[24:11] ---**
Schmidt Offenbach.
**[24:13] ---**
I shall take it upon myself to *create*
happy summer memories for you.
**[24:17] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:18] ---**
"The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits".
**[24:19] ---**
The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits
**[24:20] ---**
I will be talking more than usual as well.
**[24:22] ---**
Now, how to fight through this...
# 18 - The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Payday!!
***SIGN*** Seaside Camp
**[00:18] ---**
*For seaside camp at Hakuou Academy,*
**[00:22] ---**
*they take a private jet.*
**[00:35] ---**
* With her fear of flying,*
* Hinagiku does not participate.*
**[00:38] ---**
* But you mustn't panic.*
* Don't change the channel.*
**[00:43] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:46] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:49] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[00:52] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[00:56] ---**
*Yes!*
**[00:57] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:01] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:05] ---**
What's this? We're suddenly
on a summer break episode?
**[01:08] ---**
It seems, due to rotation issues,
**[01:09] ---**
Episode 18 and 20 were
swapped at the last minute.
**[01:12] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:12] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:19] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:19] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:25] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:25] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:28] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:28] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:33] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:33] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:38] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:38] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:41] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:41] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:46] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:46] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:50] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:50] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:56] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:56] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:03] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:03] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:06] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:06] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:09] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:09] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:15] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:15] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:22] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:22] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:41] ---**
The Rare Cards Are Swimsuits
**[02:46] ---**
* The number of participants*
* is small for seaside camp.*
**[02:49] ---**
* Well, now, that's because the fee*
* to participate is insanely expensive.*
**[02:53] ---**
* It is not for the convenience*
* of anime production.*
**[02:55] ---**
* And for Hayate,*
* this is his first plane ride.*
**[02:59] ---**
* But you know, he once rode*
* in a chopper, didn't he?*
**[03:01] ---**
*Oh, well...*
**[03:11] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[03:22] ---**
Wow, it's so pretty!
**[03:24] ---**
What is?
**[03:25] ---**
Kumo-umi (cloud sea)!
**[03:27] ---**
Oh-ho!
**[03:28] ---**
Katsy, why don't you come look
at the kumo-umi with us?
**[03:31] ---**
"Unkai".
**[03:32] ---**
Unkai?!
**[03:34] ---**
Written as "sea of clouds",
it's read as "unkai".
**[03:39] ---**
Once summer break's over,
I'm putting it on the kanji test.
**[03:42] ---**
Crushed!
**[03:44] ---**
Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. Unkai. Unkai.
**[03:47] ---**
Little Master Taiga.
**[03:51] ---**
Little Master Taiga.
**[04:02] ---**
I am thirsty.
**[04:04] ---**
I-Is cola okay?
**[04:06] ---**
Yes.
**[04:06] ---**
G-Got it.
**[04:10] ---**
H-Himuro...
**[04:15] ---**
It's cold and delicious.
**[04:23] ---**
Seconds, please.
**[04:24] ---**
Oh, sure.
**[04:29] ---**
Nonohara, could I sit down now?
**[04:31] ---**
Young Master, I told you, did I not?
**[04:35] ---**
You did.
**[04:36] ---**
And what did I say?
**[04:37] ---**
The best way to prevent
blood clots is to run.
**[04:40] ---**
One more time.
**[04:41] ---**
The best way to prevent
blood clots is to run!
**[04:44] ---**
Then run, damn you!
**[04:49] ---**
Nonohara, keep it down.
**[04:53] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[04:54] ---**
Miss, thank you for paying
the fee for seaside camp...
***SIGN*** Air Sickness Bag
**[05:01] ---**
Hayate, I think it'd be better
**[05:03] ---**
if you didn't try to thank me
for paying while you're airsick.
**[05:06] ---**
Pardon me...
**[05:12] ---**
* A luxury resort island*
* with white sand beaches,*
**[05:14] ---**
*floating in the blue seas of the tropics.*
**[05:17] ---**
*That is Hakuou Island.*
**[05:18] ---**
* The Hakuou Academy's island used*
* exclusively for its seaside camp.*
**[05:34] ---**
We're here!
**[05:34] ---**
Make sure you follow me!
**[05:38] ---**
There!
**[05:39] ---**
Come on, get on already.
**[05:40] ---**
Up we go.
**[05:41] ---**
And now, to your right, you will see...
**[05:47] ---**
I feel like we got some
irrelevant images in there...
**[05:50] ---**
The screen capture people certainly
won't be able to let their guards down.
**[05:52] ---**
Huh?
**[06:03] ---**
Welcome to Hakuou Island,
Hakuou Academy's island
**[06:06] ---**
used exclusively for its seaside camp.
**[06:08] ---**
Who are you?
**[06:09] ---**
Pardon me.
**[06:11] ---**
Installed here just this year,
**[06:13] ---**
I am Hakuou Island's in-house butler
and manager, Schmidt Offenbach.
**[06:17] ---**
Please call me Schmidt.
**[06:19] ---**
Oh, I didn't know.
**[06:21] ---**
Yes, and to make this
a happy summer break memory,
**[06:25] ---**
I shall work hard to *create* for you.
**[06:27] ---**
Then we'll place ourselves in your hands.
**[06:30] ---**
We're in your hands!
**[06:31] ---**
Then let me show you
to your rooms right away.
***SIGN*** The Avarice Room
***SIGN*** The Simpleton Room
**[06:39] ---**
It looks like we're the only
ones assigned 3 to a room.
**[06:42] ---**
Is that because we're underachievers?!
**[06:44] ---**
I doubt that, but...
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[06:49] ---**
Say, Himuro, which bed do you want?
***SIGN*** The Fortitude Room
**[06:59] ---**
Man, that was heavy!
**[07:03] ---**
Young Master.
**[07:04] ---**
Not heavy! Not heavy! Not heavy at all!
***SIGN*** The Social Recluse Room
**[07:10] ---**
The main room is yours, Miss.
**[07:13] ---**
Klaus and I will be in the guest room.
**[07:15] ---**
Then, I will see you later.
**[07:19] ---**
I wouldn't have minded
being in the same room...
**[07:22] ---**
Everyone change into your swimwear!
Assemble by the pool!
***SIGN*** SIGN: Taiga
***SIGN*** SIGN: Nagi
***SIGN*** SIGN: Izumi
***SIGN*** SIGN: Risa
**[07:35] ---**
Before we go swim in the ocean,
**[07:37] ---**
we will practice swimming in this pool.
**[07:39] ---**
We'll start with some stretching!
**[08:03] ---**
Okay, then I think it's time
to get into the pool...
**[08:06] ---**
Thank you for waiting!
**[08:08] ---**
What?!
**[08:09] ---**
Schmidt, what the hell is that?!
**[08:12] ---**
A synchronized swimming puppeteer machine!
**[08:16] ---**
A synchronized swimming puppeteer machine?
**[08:19] ---**
Yay!
**[08:23] ---**
Then I shall waste no time...
**[08:25] ---**
Push.
**[08:27] ---**
Zambot Moon Attack!
**[08:39] ---**
Hey, why is he in the foreground?!
**[08:43] ---**
Hey, you! What do you think
you're doing to the Miss?!
**[08:49] ---**
Oh, no, this is one of the attractions
for creating happy memories.
**[08:53] ---**
Please watch for a while.
**[08:55] ---**
Huh?
**[08:56] ---**
Uh, okay...
**[08:57] ---**
Start the music!
**[09:00] ---**
The neverending blue sky
**[09:06] ---**
With a heart and mind fresh as can be
**[09:06] ---**
Schmidt! Stop this!
**[09:09] ---**
How is this going to make
for happy memories?!
**[09:16] ---**
H-Himuro!
**[09:18] ---**
Power of Flower
**[09:18] ---**
Don't worry about me!
**[09:20] ---**
An indomitable spirit!
**[09:24] ---**
Watch me from where you are!
**[09:25] ---**
Nonohara, h-help!
**[09:27] ---**
Power of Flower
**[09:28] ---**
Young Master,
**[09:29] ---**
I do not recall raising you to be so weak!
**[09:31] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[09:33] ---**
Power of Flower
**[09:35] ---**
Miss, are you all right?!
**[09:36] ---**
I may be small now
**[09:37] ---**
Yeah, I'm managing somehow.
**[09:39] ---**
But that butler named Schmidt...
**[09:40] ---**
But I'll reach high and look at the future
**[09:41] ---**
He said he would have us make
happy summer break memories,
**[09:45] ---**
but he's the one enjoying himself!
**[09:46] ---**
Powerful Flower
**[09:46] ---**
Yes, I think so, too.
**[09:48] ---**
And someday, even that bud
**[09:52] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[09:53] ---**
Will bloom large right
in the middle of your heart
**[09:55] ---**
Please *create* happy summer break
memories with your mistress.
**[09:59] ---**
And now, for the finale... Push.
**[10:00] ---**
Power of Flower
**[10:15] ---**
Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! Bravo!
***SIGN*** Hakuou
**[10:35] ---**
Were you able to make some happy memories?
**[10:41] ---**
Like hell we could've!
**[10:48] ---**
It is noon. That was the lunch bell.
**[10:53] ---**
A luxurious barbeque has been prepared
at the beachside restaurant.
**[10:56] ---**
All right!
**[10:57] ---**
Katsy, you can punch Schmidt after lunch.
**[11:00] ---**
True.
**[11:02] ---**
However, before that...
**[11:09] ---**
Having lunch in your school
swimwear would be unfortunate,
**[11:12] ---**
so I have prepared
fabulous swimwear for you!
**[11:18] ---**
I'm taking this!
**[11:19] ---**
I shall go with this one.
**[11:20] ---**
Hmm, then I'll pick this one.
**[11:22] ---**
However, I shall take the liberty
of *creating* the selections for you.
**[11:26] ---**
What?
**[11:28] ---**
Please leave the changing to me as well.
**[11:31] ---**
What?!
**[11:32] ---**
This is not Lancelot!
**[11:43] ---**
As I thought, he's the one enjoying this.
**[11:46] ---**
He is enjoying himself far too much.
**[11:51] ---**
Is "daidai-iro (orange)" orange?
(Daidai-iro tte orenji?)
**[11:55] ---**
Think about the answer yourself.
(Jibun de kangaenasai)
**[11:59] ---**
*Izumi Segawa.*
**[12:03] ---**
*Miki Hanabishi.*
**[12:08] ---**
*Risa Asakaze.*
**[12:12] ---**
*Yukiji Katsura.*
**[12:17] ---**
*Miss Nagi Sanzenin.*
**[12:22] ---**
*And Young Master Taiga Ohkouchi.*
**[12:27] ---**
Hey, now, why are you finishing up with him?
**[12:29] ---**
No matter how you look at it,
you're panning way too much!
**[12:32] ---**
*And so, here they are at lunch time.*
**[12:36] ---**
This bikini...
**[12:38] ---**
Yes, this is eros.
**[12:41] ---**
Schmidt's sensibilities are a bit odd.
**[12:44] ---**
You think so? I rather like it.
**[12:48] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen,
**[12:50] ---**
in order to make your seaside
camp lunch a happy memory,
**[12:53] ---**
I have taken the liberty
of preparing this for you.
**[12:56] ---**
*Create.*
**[12:57] ---**
It looks like he might be up
to something again.
**[13:00] ---**
No, surely not...
**[13:02] ---**
Eating a live alligator!
**[13:06] ---**
Naturally, it is still alive. *Create.*
**[13:18] ---**
* Right around when hell was*
* breaking loose on Hakuou Island,*
**[13:21] ---**
*Isumi was...*
**[13:22] ---**
* ...trying to get to the seaside camp*
* and had gotten lost again.*
**[13:33] ---**
Sniff, sniff.
**[13:35] ---**
Woof, woof.
**[13:36] ---**
Peter! Come over here!
There's someone buried here!
**[13:41] ---**
We have to let Uncle know!
**[13:43] ---**
*Meanwhile, Hinagiku was...*
**[13:44] ---**
*...fully enjoying a day off in the city.*
**[13:47] ---**
*Tres bien.*
**[13:49] ---**
All right! Today, let's do
a TurboGrafx challenge in Ikebukuro!
**[13:55] ---**
Oh, you there, miss!
**[13:57] ---**
Huh? Me?
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[14:05] ---**
You're good at this, miss!
**[14:07] ---**
Darn you little...!
**[14:08] ---**
Well, this is a highly
technologically advanced program.
**[14:12] ---**
It's pushing the limits of the hardware.
**[14:14] ---**
I see.
**[14:22] ---**
*After rampaging its heart out,*
**[14:24] ---**
* Mr. Alligator went "see*
* you later" back to nature.*
**[14:28] ---**
* Hayate and the others*
* learned how precious life is.*
**[14:31] ---**
*Humans. Alligator. Coral. Seagulls.*
**[14:33] ---**
* They are all invaluable members*
* and their fellows of Spaceship Earth.*
**[14:38] ---**
I wish you well, Alligator!
**[14:40] ---**
Don't ever get caught by humans again!
**[14:43] ---**
Find a nice bride and raise
a warm alligator family!
**[14:49] ---**
When the families meet, make
sure to do it at your bride's home!
**[14:50] ---**
Yum! It was just so yum!
***SIGN*** °This is in Tigerese.
**[14:53] ---**
I can't eat any more!
**[14:54] ---**
But I still want to have it again!
**[14:57] ---**
*After lunch, it's free time.*
**[15:00] ---**
* Every conceivable kind of marine sport*
* was being created for them.*
**[15:06] ---**
* Izumi Segawa, Miki Hanabishi,*
* and Risa Asakaze*
**[15:09] ---**
* encountered the brilliantly*
* blue sea on Hakuou Island.*
**[15:17] ---**
*They encountered...*
**[15:22] ---**
*Oh, they encountered...*
**[15:28] ---**
*Oh, they so encountered...*
**[15:32] ---**
Head!
**[15:35] ---**
Hinagiku Katsura in "Delineating
the Passionate World", coming up next!
***SIGN*** Coming Up Next
**[15:46] ---**
Aren't you going to play around, Miss?
**[15:52] ---**
I enjoy spending time like this the best.
**[16:08] ---**
I have brought you a drink.
**[16:11] ---**
Thanks. *Create.*
**[16:15] ---**
Merci. *Create.*
**[16:18] ---**
* He's a good butler*
* when he's not up to anything...*
**[16:34] ---**
What?
**[16:39] ---**
Ooh! This is good stuff!
***SIGN*** Tail Fin
***SIGN*** Dark Meat
***SIGN*** You Are Here
***SIGN*** Hyakujou (stomach)
***SIGN*** Saezuri (tongue)
**[16:46] ---**
What do you think?
**[16:49] ---**
Of what?!
**[16:50] ---**
I will now have you enjoy
a wonderful deep sea outing.
**[16:54] ---**
But we can't see anything.
**[16:56] ---**
*Create...*
**[16:58] ---**
Don't try to gloss it over!
**[17:00] ---**
This must be Diana's doing.
**[17:02] ---**
Little Master?
**[17:11] ---**
Let's walk.
**[17:12] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[17:15] ---**
*And thus, the time for supper came to pass.*
**[17:18] ---**
*Meals at hotels are apparently luxurious,*
**[17:21] ---**
*but that has nothing to do with her.*
**[17:26] ---**
C-Camp... Ranchu goldfish...
**[17:30] ---**
F-First kiss?!
**[17:33] ---**
* Dinner at the Hakuou Academy's*
* seaside camp was a formal affair.*
**[17:43] ---**
To the Hakuou Academy's seaside camp!
**[17:47] ---**
*Create!*
**[17:55] ---**
Oh? You seem rather glum...
**[18:00] ---**
I don't want a seaside camp like this!
**[18:04] ---**
Me, neither.
**[18:05] ---**
I want to go home!
**[18:08] ---**
*We're sick of this seaside camp, too.*
**[18:17] ---**
Idiot Trio...
**[18:18] ---**
Idiot Trio?!
**[18:20] ---**
Oh, sorry.
**[18:21] ---**
It's just like the three girls say.
**[18:24] ---**
Schmidt, we don't want to be
your entertainment any longer!
**[18:27] ---**
Miss Katsura, with all due respect,
**[18:29] ---**
I am merely exerting myself so that
you may *create* this seaside camp
**[18:33] ---**
to be a happy summer break memory.
**[18:36] ---**
And your exertions are a nuisance.
**[18:38] ---**
Master Himuro.
**[18:40] ---**
Schmidt, your meddlesome way isn't good
for the Young Master's education.
**[18:43] ---**
You, too, Master Nonohara?
**[18:45] ---**
Miss...
**[18:47] ---**
If everyone wants to go home, I'll go, too.
**[18:50] ---**
Then, shall we go home?
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, put the leftovers in tupperwares,
okay? I'll be taking it with me.
**[18:55] ---**
Not so fast.
**[18:57] ---**
Schmidt.
**[18:59] ---**
Move aside.
**[19:03] ---**
When it comes to seaside camp
during summer break,
**[19:06] ---**
you must have a test of courage at night!
**[19:08] ---**
In order for this to be a happy
summer break memory for you all,
**[19:11] ---**
I have had these people assemble
from all over the world!
**[19:20] ---**
The fun is only beginning!
**[19:23] ---**
It's show time!
**[19:29] ---**
Miss!
**[19:33] ---**
Miss!
**[19:35] ---**
Miss!
**[19:37] ---**
Miss!
**[19:39] ---**
*Hayate fought valiantly to protect Nagi.*
**[19:45] ---**
I-I'm counting on you, Nonohara!
**[19:47] ---**
Take that.
**[19:51] ---**
*Nonohara had Azumamiya fight.*
**[19:57] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[20:00] ---**
*Taiga protected Himuro.*
***SIGN*** Freezing Killer Jet
**[20:08] ---**
*Klaus sprayed them with insecticide!*
**[20:11] ---**
They often appear during the summer.
**[20:14] ---**
*Tama set up a mosquito coil!*
**[20:19] ---**
*Create happy memories!*
**[20:25] ---**
Like hell we could!
**[20:28] ---**
Everyone, we're going home!
**[20:32] ---**
Is everyone here?
**[20:33] ---**
Yes!
**[20:35] ---**
But that sure was one
hell of a seaside camp.
**[20:39] ---**
That's Hakuou Academy for you...
**[20:43] ---**
Oh? Katsy, this plane
is flying over mountains.
**[20:48] ---**
Huh?
**[20:49] ---**
We're not heading back
to the Hakuou Academy?!
**[20:53] ---**
Hey, where do you think you're going?
**[20:56] ---**
If you do not like the seaside camp,
**[20:59] ---**
I shall *create* a school camp in the woods.
**[21:02] ---**
Schmidt?!
**[21:03] ---**
*Who knows where the group is headed?*
**[21:07] ---**
* Next time, they will fight*
* the memories of a summer.*
***SIGN*** Maria's Room
**[21:14] ---**
Hello, I'm Maria.
**[21:16] ---**
Our guests today are Miss
Sakuya Aizawa's butlers,
**[21:19] ---**
Mr. Makita and Mr. Kunieda.
**[21:22] ---**
I'm Makita.
**[21:23] ---**
I'm Kunieda.
**[21:24] ---**
Neither of you have appeared
in the episodes recently,
**[21:28] ---**
but what kinds of things
do you do on your days off?
**[21:30] ---**
I bought a guitar a short while ago, but...
**[21:33] ---**
E and stuff is fine, but F is just...!
**[21:35] ---**
Oh, I'm Makita.
**[21:36] ---**
Cleaning my room, I suppose...
**[21:38] ---**
Oh, but when I'm cleaning,
I can't help but end up reading books.
**[21:41] ---**
Oh, I'm Kunieda.
**[21:42] ---**
Wow, I had no idea.
**[21:45] ---**
Thank you for joining me today.
**[21:48] ---**
Well, then see you again next time.
***SIGN*** Please look forward to next time.
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** SIGN: Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Hello, hello, hello! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:31] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:32] ---**
Oh? We're playing your song again?
**[23:34] ---**
On a certain jungle-like dot-com site,
**[23:36] ---**
I currently rank higher than Hinagiku,
**[23:38] ---**
but to be extra safe,
I'm giving it one more push!
**[23:40] ---**
I see...
**[23:41] ---**
Now is the time to prove who's
the heroine of "Hayate the Combat Butler"!
**[23:45] ---**
That's my Miss!
**[23:46] ---**
Your competitiveness
is growing ever more polished.
**[23:50] ---**
Hayate, the word "defeat" does not
exist in Nagi Sanzenin's vocabulary!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
And now, next time on
"Hayate the Combat Butler"...
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Saki's been acting strange lately.
**[24:02] ---**
It seems she's got
something on her mind, but...
**[24:04] ---**
Saki doesn't look it, but I guess her
coming-of-age ceremony is next year.
**[24:07] ---**
Incidentally, how was your
coming-of-age ceremony, Maria?
**[24:10] ---**
I'm a young and fresh
17 years old, you know.
**[24:12] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation
(National Edition) 2007".
**[24:17] ---**
Come to think of it,
no one celebrated my birthday.
**[24:19] ---**
Miss Saki's Little
Preoccupation (National Edition) 2007
**[24:20] ---**
Well, not that it really matters.
**[24:22] ---**
Join Hayate again next time to "Release!"
# 19 - Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation (National Edition) 2007
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:38] ---**
Miss, what is this?
**[00:41] ---**
It seems rather avant-garde...
**[00:42] ---**
Yeah, when I went
to rent videos from Wataru,
**[00:45] ---**
it looked interesting, so I couldn't
resist bringing it back.
**[00:48] ---**
You have to show it to
at least 2 people within a week
**[00:50] ---**
or you die.
**[00:51] ---**
Wait, what?! Isn't that the curse
from that loopish video?!
**[00:58] ---**
There's no way such
an unscientific thing could be true.
**[01:01] ---**
I guess even you have
a rather childlike side to you.
**[01:05] ---**
Oh, right. You're right.
**[01:08] ---**
*Allow me to explain, just to be clear.*
**[01:10] ---**
* The loopish video refers*
* to the movie "Ring"...*
**[01:12] ---**
No, no! Please don't say anything more!
**[01:15] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[01:18] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[01:21] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[01:24] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[01:28] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:29] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:33] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:37] ---**
Our theme may be horror,
which is typical for the Obon festival,
**[01:39] ---**
but perhaps I still acted too scared.
**[01:40] ---**
It's the Obon festival anyway.
No one's watching,
**[01:42] ---**
so we'll go with animated storyboards
for the rest of the episode!
**[01:44] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:44] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:51] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:51] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:57] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:57] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:00] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:00] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:05] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:05] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:09] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:09] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:13] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:13] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:18] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:18] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:21] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:21] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:28] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:28] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:35] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:35] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:38] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:38] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:41] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:41] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:47] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:47] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:54] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:54] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:13] ---**
Miss Saki's Little Preoccupation
(National Edition) 2007
***SIGN*** Video Tachibana
**[03:18] ---**
What's with that damn Nagi?!
She's late again!
**[03:21] ---**
Sure, she probably can't understand Oshii's
work just watching it once, but still!
**[03:27] ---**
Huh?
**[03:28] ---**
That loopish video isn't here.
***SIGN*** Summer Horror Fair
**[03:30] ---**
I had no idea there were people kooky enough
to rent a knockoff like that.
**[03:34] ---**
Oh, Saki,
**[03:36] ---**
Nagi's late again, so give her
a call to remind her for me.
**[03:44] ---**
What's with her?
**[03:51] ---**
It's been a week since then,
but nothing's happened.
**[03:55] ---**
I told you, didn't I?
**[03:57] ---**
There can't possibly be such
things as ghosts in this world.
**[04:01] ---**
You're right.
**[04:03] ---**
*Maria sure is something, though.*
**[04:05] ---**
* She's so mature. I bet there's nothing*
* that she can't handle.*
**[04:09] ---**
Oh, that reminds me. We received
a watermelon as a gift, didn't we?
**[04:12] ---**
How would you like some?
**[04:14] ---**
What? Then let us be sure
to serve it to the Miss as well.
**[04:16] ---**
Oh, no, that is...
**[04:18] ---**
I actually took some to Nagi earlier, but...
**[04:24] ---**
This is no good!
**[04:25] ---**
I need a better name
that reaches out and grabs people!
**[04:28] ---**
I'm going to incorporate horror
and develop a new genre!
**[04:33] ---**
I see.
**[04:34] ---**
When it comes to manga,
the Miss gets too absorbed in it.
**[04:37] ---**
Well, that's also one
of her good qualities, though.
**[04:41] ---**
Give me some, too.
**[04:43] ---**
Wataru, what brings you here?
**[04:44] ---**
Hmm, you know, well...
**[04:47] ---**
Stupid Nagi's late again, so I'm here
to give her a little reminder.
**[04:50] ---**
Oh, what was that weird video?
**[04:53] ---**
So that's it. I noticed it was
missing from the store.
**[04:56] ---**
I guess Nagi took it
without letting me know.
**[04:58] ---**
It was made right around
when the original became a hit.
***SIGN*** The Loop
**[05:01] ---**
A knockoff and a pale imitation at that.
**[05:03] ---**
I never imagined anyone would want to
watch something so obviously lame.
**[05:07] ---**
I mean, if Sadako comes
out of it, that's one thing,
**[05:10] ---**
but as I recall, when you watch that video,
**[05:13] ---**
the thing that comes out is like this.
**[05:15] ---**
Hmm, something like that would
certainly be creepy, though...
**[05:19] ---**
Don't you think, Maria?
**[05:22] ---**
Oh? Is something the matter?
**[05:32] ---**
Saki's been acting strange.
**[05:34] ---**
It seems she's got something on her mind,
**[05:36] ---**
but she won't even talk to me about it.
**[05:38] ---**
I swear! Just because she's turned 20,
**[05:41] ---**
is she trying to tell me that she
can't turn to a 13-year-old for help?
**[05:44] ---**
Wow.
**[05:45] ---**
Saki doesn't look it, but I guess her
coming-of-age ceremony is next year.
**[05:49] ---**
Coming-of-age ceremony?
***SIGN*** May of This Year
**[05:52] ---**
Wow, so you're turning 20 in June.
**[05:56] ---**
Yes.
**[05:56] ---**
Maybe I should get you something
to mark the occasion.
**[05:59] ---**
What do you want?
**[06:00] ---**
That sentiment alone is enough for me.
**[06:02] ---**
You're always wearing a maid uniform...
**[06:05] ---**
All right, want me to buy you
a long-sleeved kimono?
**[06:07] ---**
W-Would you really, Young Sir?!
**[06:09] ---**
If you're turning 20, you'll need one
for the ceremony and stuff, right?
**[06:15] ---**
What is it?
**[06:16] ---**
D-Don't you want one?
**[06:18] ---**
It's not that.
**[06:19] ---**
Then, I shall look forward to it
without getting my hopes up too much,
**[06:23] ---**
Young Sir.
**[06:26] ---**
*Could it be because I forgot her birthday*
**[06:28] ---**
* and her long-sleeved kimono*
* for her coming-of-age ceremony?*
**[06:30] ---**
*Is that why she's depressed?*
**[06:32] ---**
Hey, are birthdays and
coming-of-age ceremonies important?
**[06:35] ---**
Well, I imagine they're pretty important.
**[06:38] ---**
Incidentally, how was your
coming-of-age ceremony, Maria?
**[06:41] ---**
Huh?
**[06:42] ---**
What?!
**[06:44] ---**
Oh, r-right...
**[06:45] ---**
You're still 17, so your
ceremony's still a ways off...
**[06:48] ---**
That's right.
***SIGN*** ROARRRR
**[06:50] ---**
I'm a young and fresh
17 years old, you know.
**[06:53] ---**
So why...
**[06:55] ---**
...did you think I'd already had
my coming-of-age ceremony?
**[06:59] ---**
M-Maria, you've been acting
strange for a while now!
**[07:02] ---**
I-I haven't been acting strange.
**[07:07] ---**
I just remembered something I have to do.
**[07:09] ---**
Uh... I really wonder
what's gotten into her.
**[07:14] ---**
*Her coming-of-age ceremony...*
**[07:16] ---**
* I guess I'll just start*
* by asking Saki directly.*
***SIGN*** Video Rental V Tachibana
**[07:24] ---**
Hey, Saki...
**[07:27] ---**
Were you sighing because
I'd forgotten your birthday present?
**[07:32] ---**
Come to think of it,
no one celebrated my birthday.
**[07:38] ---**
Well, not that it really matters.
**[07:44] ---**
I can't get back the time I've lost,
**[07:46] ---**
but I believe I can win back the trust!
**[07:49] ---**
Uh-huh... So what do you want from me?
**[07:51] ---**
I want to give a present!
**[07:53] ---**
No thanks.
**[07:53] ---**
Like hell I'd ever give you a damn present!
***SIGN*** BA-BAM BAM BAM BAM
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[07:57] ---**
When you're asking a favor of someone,
**[07:59] ---**
as Haman Khan said, you would do well
to watch your language.
**[08:03] ---**
Yessir...
**[08:04] ---**
*Good grief.*
**[08:05] ---**
* In the end, it's better for her*
* to be playing nicely with her friends,*
**[08:07] ---**
*rather than working on manga by herself.*
**[08:10] ---**
* Let me go see about*
* getting these two some tea.*
**[08:13] ---**
So? What's this about a present?
**[08:15] ---**
Oh, no, so...
**[08:17] ---**
I want to give someone
a long-sleeved kimono as a present,
**[08:20] ---**
but I don't know what kind to get her...
**[08:21] ---**
Oh-ho, a long-sleeved
kimono as a present, huh?
**[08:25] ---**
I see, so finally, you've...
**[08:27] ---**
Huh?
**[08:28] ---**
Go to this store.
**[08:30] ---**
It's pretty cheap and they have
the sort of kimono she'd like in stock.
**[08:33] ---**
R-Really?!
**[08:35] ---**
I'll owe you one, Nagi!
**[08:36] ---**
Then I'll head over there right away.
**[08:38] ---**
Oh, but don't buy anything too cheap!
**[08:44] ---**
Let me ask you, just so I know...
**[08:45] ---**
About how much does one
long-sleeved kimono cost?
**[08:48] ---**
Oh, it won't cost as much as 2 Ferraris.
**[08:51] ---**
How the hell does one outfit
cost more than a Ferrari?!
**[08:53] ---**
Don't mock the money sense
of the general public!
**[08:56] ---**
Would you shut up?
**[08:58] ---**
The chair I hit you with earlier
was even more expensive.
**[09:01] ---**
* What kind of goods*
* are you using on a daily basis?*
**[09:03] ---**
Besides, once a man's decided
to give a woman a present,
**[09:07] ---**
paying that kind of money...
**[09:09] ---**
...is a given! What's
the point if you can't?!
**[09:11] ---**
S-Sure, that may be true, but...
**[09:14] ---**
Where am I supposed to get
that kind of money?!
**[09:17] ---**
What?
**[09:18] ---**
It may be in name only,
but we're still betrothed.
**[09:21] ---**
No interest, pay it back
when you make it big.
**[09:23] ---**
What?
**[09:23] ---**
Now, what will it be?
**[09:29] ---**
So bright!
**[09:32] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Roaches Come Come
***SIGN*** Combat
**[09:38] ---**
*Amazing! An Onmyou mystic!*
**[09:41] ---**
What is all this?!
**[09:42] ---**
Maria, you're acting strange!
**[09:45] ---**
What? How do you mean?
**[09:47] ---**
There's nothing strange going on here.
**[09:50] ---**
Wh-What in the world...
**[09:55] ---**
Nooo!
**[09:58] ---**
What?
**[09:59] ---**
I-I... Anything but that! Anything but that!
**[10:02] ---**
I can handle anything but those
black things that go scurrying!
**[10:07] ---**
* I had no idea Maria had*
* a side to her like this.*
**[10:12] ---**
I'm sorry. For losing my composure...
**[10:15] ---**
But it's the one thing that I just can't...
**[10:17] ---**
It'll be all right.
**[10:19] ---**
Even if *it* were to show up,
**[10:20] ---**
I will protect you, without fail.
**[10:22] ---**
Y-You will? Really?
**[10:25] ---**
Yes!
**[10:39] ---**
Roach!
**[10:43] ---**
What's that?!
**[10:45] ---**
I-It can't be!
**[10:47] ---**
H-Hayate, was that...
**[10:49] ---**
It's going to be all right, Maria.
**[10:55] ---**
Roach!
**[10:59] ---**
Roach!
**[11:00] ---**
Roach, roach, roach,
roach, roach, roach, roach!
**[11:04] ---**
I am coming to be with you.
(Ima ai ni ikimasu.)
**[11:08] ---**
I-I can feel a draft.
(Su-Suusuu surun desu.)
**[11:14] ---**
I had no idea the Young Sir
was so concerned about my birthday.
**[11:19] ---**
In contrast to that,
Granny hasn't even called me.
**[11:24] ---**
*Let us explain this to you now.*
**[11:26] ---**
*Saki Kijima's grandmother is...*
**[11:28] ---**
*...the legendary house maid, Rei Kijima.*
**[11:32] ---**
* In search of her missing daughter*
* and her husband, i.e. Saki's parents,*
**[11:36] ---**
* Rei Kijima went traveling across the world*
* with her granddaughter, Saki.*
**[11:41] ---**
* At one time, she saved a president*
* from being assassinated.*
**[11:47] ---**
* At another time, she solved*
* a difficult cold case.*
**[11:53] ---**
* And on yet another occasion,*
* she found an oppressed people,*
**[11:57] ---**
* whom she frequently freed*
* with dishes that impressed the Emperor.*
**[12:00] ---**
* Uh, however, the legendary house maid*
* was already 62 years old.*
**[12:05] ---**
* Smack dab in the middle*
* of the Sahara Desert,*
**[12:06] ---**
*she was on the brink of death.*
**[12:10] ---**
Granny! Granny!
**[12:12] ---**
Are you going to let your
exhaustion overcome you here?!
**[12:14] ---**
O Rei Kijima, legendary house maid?!
**[12:17] ---**
* This man is none other than the*
* leader of the Tachibana Group,*
**[12:20] ---**
*Enkyou Tachibana himself!*
**[12:24] ---**
* Enkyou rescued Rei Kijima*
* and also Saki, while he was at it.*
**[12:28] ---**
* A soul-deep rapport grows*
* between Rei Kijima and Enkyou,*
**[12:30] ---**
*which is neither love nor friendship!*
**[12:32] ---**
* And to repay him, Rei fights!*
* Against evil! And against culprits!*
**[12:37] ---**
* In the midst of all this, there was*
* a new encounter for Saki, too.*
**[12:43] ---**
*Her encounter with Wataru.*
**[12:44] ---**
* Being too young, the mother showed*
* almost no interest in her own son.*
**[12:49] ---**
* Seeing him in profile,*
* looking so lonely, Saki swore...*
**[12:52] ---**
*...that in thanks for rescuing Rei Kijima,*
**[12:54] ---**
* she would repay them by raising*
* this child to be a fine adult.*
**[12:59] ---**
There you are. Tea.
**[13:01] ---**
* To Saki, it seemed as though their two*
* souls, abandoned by their mothers,*
**[13:05] ---**
*were calling to one another.*
**[13:10] ---**
The tea I make tastes better.
**[13:12] ---**
* However, Wataru turned out*
* to be an unexpectedly skillful boy,*
**[13:15] ---**
*capable of doing anything*
**[13:18] ---**
* and he was far better at things*
* than the naturally klutzy Saki.*
**[13:24] ---**
Considering how the Young Sir is,
**[13:25] ---**
will I be able to guide him
so that he becomes a fine adult?
**[13:29] ---**
* Incidentally, Saki's parents*
* live in Ueno even now,*
**[13:32] ---**
* so please rest assured*
* that they are not missing.*
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
**[13:48] ---**
A d-dead end!
**[13:49] ---**
Please hang on tight!
**[13:57] ---**
*Hayate...*
**[14:01] ---**
Really, such a beautiful day.
**[14:04] ---**
Oh?
**[14:05] ---**
On days like this,
there is no better pastime
**[14:07] ---**
than to go around giving new
meanings to the garden flowers.
**[14:13] ---**
Beep! Target sighted!
***SIGN*** Security
**[14:16] ---**
Roach!
**[14:17] ---**
Jet Stream Attack!
**[14:19] ---**
Roach!
**[14:20] ---**
Attack!
**[14:22] ---**
Roach!
**[14:23] ---**
Attack!
**[14:25] ---**
Roach!
**[14:26] ---**
Attack!
**[14:28] ---**
Roach!
**[14:35] ---**
We can get him! We'll do
the Jet Stream Attack one more time!
**[14:38] ---**
Roger!
**[14:40] ---**
Roach!
**[14:41] ---**
Jet Stream...
**[14:46] ---**
Roach!
**[14:47] ---**
Roach!
**[14:48] ---**
...Attack!
**[14:49] ---**
Roach!
**[14:52] ---**
Beep! He used me as a stepping stone!
**[14:56] ---**
We should be fine,
now that we've come this far.
**[14:58] ---**
*Based on what evidence?*
**[15:02] ---**
Hayate...
**[15:03] ---**
Oh, no, anyone would have
done the same in my place.
**[15:07] ---**
No, that!
**[15:09] ---**
Roach!
**[15:12] ---**
You're one persistent bastard!
**[15:13] ---**
I'll protect Maria!
**[15:16] ---**
Butler Kick!
***SIGN*** BAM
**[15:25] ---**
Roach!
**[15:28] ---**
Roach?
**[15:36] ---**
You lay a hand on Hayate
and you will regret it!
**[15:42] ---**
R-Roach...
**[15:50] ---**
Roach!
**[15:56] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[15:58] ---**
Maria...
**[15:59] ---**
Hayate!
**[16:01] ---**
Are you all right?
**[16:02] ---**
I talked big, saying I would protect you,
**[16:04] ---**
but you ended up protecting me.
**[16:06] ---**
That's not true.
**[16:09] ---**
You did protect me, Hayate.
**[16:11] ---**
Maria...
**[16:15] ---**
Oh, no! If that thing goes after Nagi...
**[16:18] ---**
The Miss!
**[16:25] ---**
Here I was thinking I had arrived
without getting lost for once,
**[16:29] ---**
but I come to find a little one
who has become lost in here.
**[16:34] ---**
Roach!
**[16:44] ---**
Isumi, I had no idea you were here!
**[16:47] ---**
Oh, did you see a black
scurrying thing around here?!
**[16:51] ---**
Oh, that little one went home already.
**[16:56] ---**
*Isumi defeated that thing...?!*
**[16:58] ---**
What's this commotion about?
**[17:02] ---**
I didn't know you were here!
**[17:03] ---**
Did you hear from Wataru?
**[17:05] ---**
What?
**[17:07] ---**
That's not why?
**[17:09] ---**
I guess he's shy,
in spite of the way he acts.
**[17:19] ---**
* When you get down to it, a present*
* has to come out of your own pocket.*
**[17:22] ---**
* Once I looked at what*
* my savings could buy me,*
**[17:25] ---**
*I ended up with a summer kimono.*
**[17:28] ---**
My, what an adorable summer kimono.
**[17:32] ---**
Isumi!
**[17:33] ---**
Oh, sorry... But what are you doing here?
**[17:36] ---**
Um... Nagi said...
**[17:39] ---**
...that you had something important
to say to me and a wonderful present,
**[17:43] ---**
so I should come to your house right away.
**[17:47] ---**
Could the present be...
**[17:49] ---**
...that?
**[17:50] ---**
Oh, no! This is...
**[17:52] ---**
Then, what was the important
thing you had to say to me?
**[17:56] ---**
*Damn Nagi and her meddlesome ways!*
**[17:59] ---**
*But this is a golden opportunity!*
**[18:01] ---**
* I can give this summer kimono to Isumi*
* and tell her how I feel...*
**[18:08] ---**
*How I feel...*
**[18:12] ---**
Isumi!
**[18:13] ---**
Yes?
**[18:14] ---**
I was able to get two
of the "Changéríon" box sets,
**[18:18] ---**
so I'll give you one!
**[18:19] ---**
Oh, my!
**[18:20] ---**
So, what was the important
thing you want to say to me?
**[18:23] ---**
It was about the performance of
Mr. Hagino, who plays the lead!
**[18:25] ---**
It's different from Asakura
in "Masked Rider Ryuki",
**[18:26] ---**
and his cheerful performance
is a real highlight!
**[18:29] ---**
Well, take your time watching it
when you get back.
**[18:31] ---**
I will. Thank you, Wataru.
**[18:43] ---**
Young Sir?
**[18:47] ---**
What are you doing out here?
**[18:50] ---**
Uh, right...
**[18:54] ---**
Oh?
**[18:55] ---**
This is...
**[18:56] ---**
Well, you know,
I felt bad for forgetting, so...
**[19:02] ---**
I can smell another
woman's scent in this room!
**[19:06] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:07] ---**
Could it be that you brought home a girl
while I was gone and...
**[19:11] ---**
Uh... did pervy things...?!
**[19:15] ---**
No!
**[19:16] ---**
A present for you! This summer kimono!
**[19:19] ---**
What? Why did you get me a present?
**[19:22] ---**
Because... like...
**[19:24] ---**
I didn't have enough money
and I couldn't buy a long-sleeved kimono,
**[19:27] ---**
and this can't really take its place,
**[19:29] ---**
but I forgot to get you a birthday present
**[19:32] ---**
and I thought maybe that's why
you'd been so mopey lately, so...
**[19:35] ---**
Oh!
**[19:37] ---**
The thing that was bothering me...
**[19:38] ---**
...was what color I should get
for my new cell phone...
**[19:43] ---**
Huh?!
**[19:56] ---**
Well, that's okay...
**[20:03] ---**
Good grief.
**[20:05] ---**
So it seems that wasn't a present for Isumi.
**[20:08] ---**
I see.
**[20:09] ---**
So, did you end up lending him money?
**[20:12] ---**
No.
**[20:13] ---**
He said it was pointless
if he didn't pay for it himself,
**[20:15] ---**
so it seems he bought a cheap summer
kimono instead of a long-sleeved one.
**[20:18] ---**
Paid about 50,000.
**[20:19] ---**
F-Fifty thousand...
**[20:20] ---**
*That is not cheap.*
**[20:22] ---**
By the way, that loopish
thing hasn't shown up.
**[20:25] ---**
See? Stuff like that is superstition.
**[20:30] ---**
Yes.
**[20:31] ---**
Mm-hm.
**[20:32] ---**
Wh-What was that?! Did a missile
come flying from somewhere?!
**[20:36] ---**
They started a fireworks show nearby.
**[20:39] ---**
Fireworks, huh? Nothing says
summer like fireworks.
**[20:42] ---**
All right, let's go out together, Hayate.
**[20:44] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[20:50] ---**
Nothing says summer like grilled
squid from a street stall!
**[21:08] ---**
Y-You look good in that summer kimono.
**[21:12] ---**
Thank you very much, Young Sir.
**[21:14] ---**
* It just may be that yet another*
* new misunderstanding has been born.*
**[21:21] ---**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[21:30] ---**
Pretty, isn't it, Hayate?
**[21:32] ---**
Yes.
**[21:38] ---**
Roach.
***SIGN*** Frozen!
**[21:43] ---**
*Next time, a dragon and a hamster...*
**[21:46] ---**
* ...will fight over the one they love*
* and their maidenly pride.*
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:13] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:13] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:31] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:31] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:49] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:49] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:03] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:03] ---**
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** SIGN: Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
The Iron Cross Killer! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
Man, it's really gotten hot lately.
**[23:35] ---**
The highs in Nerima surpassed
30 degrees Celsius today.
**[23:37] ---**
Please don't make such offhand remarks.
**[23:39] ---**
We won't know if it'll be hot
on the actual day this airs.
**[23:41] ---**
And depending on the region,
it'll air on different days, too.
**[23:44] ---**
Never mind that. What I want to say...
**[23:46] ---**
...is that when it's hot, stay
cooped up in a room with A/C blasting,
**[23:49] ---**
play some online game,
and listen to my character song!
**[23:52] ---**
You shouldn't spend your summer
in such an unhealthy way!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
All right! Starting today,
it's summer break!
**[23:58] ---**
Starting today, I'm going to play
online games, watch anime, draw manga,
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
and have all the fun I want every day!
**[24:03] ---**
I feel like her life is pretty similar,
even when she has school...
**[24:06] ---**
Aw, man, summer break's here,
**[24:09] ---**
but I don't feel very happy somehow.
**[24:10] ---**
I wonder what Hayate's doing...
**[24:12] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"I Like Books, But Sing It
Great Palace of the Dragon King".
**[24:16] ---**
Oh, you're that thieving hamster!
**[24:19] ---**
I Like Books, But Sing It
Great Palace of the Dragon King
**[24:19] ---**
Wh-Who are you calling a thieving hamster?!
**[24:22] ---**
The Sign of the Guardian guides me.
# 20 - I Like Books, But Sing It Great Palace of the Dragon King
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:17] ---**
Looks like it's going to be a hot day.
**[00:22] ---**
Oh, good morning, Miss.
**[00:25] ---**
Yes, I am going to school.
**[00:29] ---**
Yes, Miss! Then I shall
accompany you as well.
**[00:33] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[00:34] ---**
What has gotten into you, Miss?!
**[00:36] ---**
Getting up this early
in the morning all on your own?!
**[00:40] ---**
Not to mention, heading off
to school of your own volition?!
**[00:42] ---**
I mean, to begin with,
summer break started today...
**[00:44] ---**
Just kidding!
**[00:46] ---**
Huh?
**[00:49] ---**
Surprised? That was a great joke of mine.
**[00:52] ---**
A joke?
**[00:54] ---**
Oh, I see, so that's what it was.
**[00:56] ---**
Knowing it's summer break,
I feel too restless.
**[00:59] ---**
How could I sleep?!
**[01:02] ---**
All right!
**[01:03] ---**
Starting today, I'm going to play
online games, watch anime, draw manga,
**[01:06] ---**
and have all the fun I want every day!
**[01:08] ---**
I feel like her life is pretty similar,
even when she has school...
**[01:11] ---**
But I guess she must be really happy,
considering how excited she is.
**[01:21] ---**
* Starting today, I can spend all my time*
* with Hayate every day.*
**[01:29] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[01:32] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[01:35] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[01:38] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[01:42] ---**
*Yes!*
**[01:43] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[01:47] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[01:51] ---**
But wait, I just transferred
and it's already summer break...
**[01:54] ---**
Other than greet my classmates
and duel at the kendo club,
**[01:56] ---**
did I do anything?
**[01:58] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:58] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:05] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:05] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:11] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:11] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:14] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:14] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:19] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:19] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:23] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:23] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:27] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:27] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:32] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:32] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:36] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:36] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:42] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:42] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:49] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:49] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:52] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:52] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:55] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:55] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:01] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:01] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:08] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:08] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:26] ---**
I Like Books, But Sing It
Great Palace of the Dragon King
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy
**[03:35] ---**
Man, summer break is pure bliss!
**[03:42] ---**
I can drink all the sake
I want all day long!
**[03:45] ---**
On top of which, I can do
stuff like this all I want, too!
**[03:50] ---**
I swear, doing nothing
is the ultimate form of luxury!
**[03:54] ---**
Katsy!
**[03:56] ---**
Let's play!
**[04:00] ---**
What are you guys, grade school
kids from the Showa Era?
**[04:03] ---**
We figured you would have time to kill,
so we came to invite you along.
**[04:06] ---**
Sorry! I appreciate the thought,
but I'm busy right now...
**[04:12] ---**
Let's go catch rhinoceros beetles!
**[04:14] ---**
How about a tour on foot
of the thick woods around Fuji?!
**[04:18] ---**
Hey! What are you doing?! Let me go!
**[04:24] ---**
Um, Maria, do you know
any lethal techniques?
**[04:28] ---**
Err... This is out of the blue.
What is this about?
**[04:32] ---**
Well, I met some people I believe to be
first-rate butlers at Hakuou Academy
**[04:37] ---**
and according to them,
**[04:38] ---**
it seems first-rate butlers need
to know a lethal technique or two.
**[04:42] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[04:43] ---**
So I'm thinking of learning some
kind of lethal technique, too!
**[04:47] ---**
I see, so that's what this is about.
**[04:50] ---**
Uh, but why ask me?
**[04:52] ---**
Why? Well...
**[04:53] ---**
This is just a hunch of mine,
**[04:55] ---**
but you look like someone
who might know the Art of Assassination.
**[04:59] ---**
I do not know it!
**[05:00] ---**
But based on my hunch...
**[05:01] ---**
Please toss your useless hunches
in the trash this instant!
**[05:05] ---**
What?! You know it, don't you?!
**[05:07] ---**
Nagi, not you, too.
**[05:09] ---**
I thought you'd at least know the Five
Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique!
**[05:13] ---**
Right?!
**[05:13] ---**
Yes...
**[05:18] ---**
Honestly! Don't turn me into
a master of some fanboy technique.
**[05:22] ---**
Besides, lethal techniques
cannot be learned so easily.
**[05:26] ---**
I'm sure that's true, but...
**[05:29] ---**
Summer break is a great opportunity
and I'd like to master one.
**[05:32] ---**
I was hoping there might be a book
to help me master a lethal technique...
**[05:37] ---**
A book...
**[05:43] ---**
Wow!
**[05:45] ---**
I would expect nothing
less of a Sanzenin library.
**[05:47] ---**
What an amazing number of books!
**[05:49] ---**
Which makes cleaning a real chore.
**[05:52] ---**
But books are great.
**[05:54] ---**
When you immerse yourself in a book,
surrounded by all these books,
**[05:57] ---**
it truly makes you feel intellectual.
**[05:59] ---**
I see. That's my Miss.
**[06:01] ---**
Oh, these must be the shelves
stocked exclusively for you, Miss.
**[06:04] ---**
Hm? How did you know?
**[06:06] ---**
Because this is the one
area littered with manga.
**[06:10] ---**
Y-You're wrong, you know!
I read other books, too!
**[06:14] ---**
Yes, I know that.
**[06:16] ---**
Look at all these video game guides.
**[06:18] ---**
Like I said!
**[06:19] ---**
Reading really does
make you feel intellectual.
**[06:22] ---**
Quit mocking me!
**[06:25] ---**
I don't see any...
**[06:26] ---**
To be so fixated on lethal techniques...
**[06:29] ---**
I cannot comprehend it.
**[06:32] ---**
I can.
**[06:34] ---**
What?
**[06:36] ---**
* Hayate must want to*
* show me how cool he can be.*
**[06:46] ---**
I shall protect you with this
elegant technique of mine, Miss.
**[06:50] ---**
Ah! This is impressive, Hayate!
**[06:53] ---**
What is it?
**[06:54] ---**
N-Nothing.
**[06:56] ---**
All right, Hayate! I'll help you, too.
**[06:59] ---**
I'll look for books with clues
about lethal techniques with you.
**[07:03] ---**
Oh, thank you very much, Miss.
**[07:08] ---**
Honestly! Lethal techniques!
***SIGN*** Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques
**[07:11] ---**
It's not like online karate classes
**[07:12] ---**
or like learning to draw manga
at a technical school.
**[07:14] ---**
As if there would be a book
that could teach it to you so easily...
***SIGN*** Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques
**[07:22] ---**
*Funnily enough, there actually might be.*
**[07:24] ---**
"Lethal Techniques in a Nutshell
with Colored Charts"!
**[07:27] ---**
I never imagined there would be
such a useful sounding book!
**[07:30] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Book of Secret Sanzenin Techniques
**[07:31] ---**
But what do you suppose these
Secret Sanzenin Techniques are?
**[07:33] ---**
Oh, come to think of it,
Himegami used to use them.
**[07:37] ---**
Mr. Himegami?
**[07:39] ---**
Um, I hear his name come up
every so often, but...
**[07:42] ---**
Oh, did I never tell you about him?
**[07:46] ---**
He was Nagi's butler before you came along.
**[07:49] ---**
Though, various things happened
and he ended up leaving...
**[07:52] ---**
I see.
**[07:53] ---**
And this butler named Mr. Himegami
also knew lethal techniques?
**[07:56] ---**
Does that mean that perhaps
Mr. Klaus also knows such techniques?
**[08:04] ---**
Would you like to know
what my lethal technique is?
**[08:07] ---**
No, no, not really right now...
**[08:09] ---**
Quit playing around and go do work!
**[08:15] ---**
Anyway, if other butlers can do it,
there's no way you couldn't, either!
**[08:19] ---**
Miss!
**[08:23] ---**
Hayate, we're going to do special
training based on this book!
**[08:26] ---**
What? Y-Yes, Master!
**[08:28] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[08:29] ---**
Don't call me "Master"!
**[08:31] ---**
Call me Undefeated of the North,
South, East, West, and Middle!
**[08:33] ---**
Huh? That's a little too long...
**[08:35] ---**
Quiet!
**[08:37] ---**
Now, follow me!
**[08:40] ---**
A-Are you all right?!
**[08:42] ---**
I scraped up my knee a little.
**[08:44] ---**
* There goes the myth of being undefeated,*
* north, south, east, west, and middle.*
**[08:49] ---**
It sure is hot outside.
**[08:51] ---**
Miss, perhaps you shouldn't
strain yourself too much
**[08:53] ---**
and take it easy in an air conditioned room.
**[08:55] ---**
No, this is for the sake
of your lethal technique!
**[08:58] ---**
Then let's get started.
**[09:00] ---**
Yes! Please instruct me!
**[09:02] ---**
Rarrr!
**[09:03] ---**
Well, let's start with something basic.
**[09:06] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[09:06] ---**
"Case 1 – the secret technique
for when you're engulfed in flames."
**[09:12] ---**
What's it say? Let's see...
**[09:14] ---**
Uh, um, aren't there any secret techniques
**[09:17] ---**
for defeating the enemy *before*
you become engulfed in flames?
**[09:20] ---**
Hmm, there doesn't seem
to be anything in particular.
**[09:23] ---**
Starting with a technique
for such a dire situation is a bit...
**[09:25] ---**
Well, shall we give it a try anyway, Tama?
**[09:28] ---**
Let's see... "First, like
the Conqueror of Century's End,
**[09:31] ---**
"command a body that does
not burn, even in flames..."
**[09:33] ---**
Raoooh!
**[09:35] ---**
No, no, the entire premise is wrong!
**[09:37] ---**
But if you can't do this,
**[09:39] ---**
Case 2 – the secret technique
for when you get shoved off a cliff...
**[09:41] ---**
As I said, let us do something about it
before getting shoved off a cliff!
**[09:45] ---**
Then...
***SIGN*** The Secret Technique for Becoming More Lovey-Dovey with the Guy You Like
**[09:49] ---**
What is it, Miss?
**[09:51] ---**
What?! It's n-n-n-nothing! It's nothing!
**[09:55] ---**
* Wh-What kind of secret*
* technique is this in here?*
**[09:57] ---**
*But I would love to master it!*
**[09:59] ---**
*You want to master it, do you?*
**[10:01] ---**
Miss?
**[10:03] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it?!
**[10:04] ---**
Oh, no,
**[10:04] ---**
I'd like to skim through the whole book
to see if there's anything useful,
**[10:08] ---**
so would you mind letting me see it?
**[10:10] ---**
Y-You can't! I decline! I absolutely refuse!
**[10:13] ---**
What? Wh-Why not?
**[10:14] ---**
It's too soon for you!
**[10:16] ---**
Please!
**[10:17] ---**
I wanna see!
**[10:18] ---**
At any rate, I can't show you
what I can't show you!
**[10:21] ---**
Oh, Miss, it's dangerous to go that way!
**[10:23] ---**
Miss?!
**[10:26] ---**
*So, how do I get to be more lovey-dovey?*
***SIGN*** Get Naked!
**[10:33] ---**
R-Ridiculous!
**[10:34] ---**
The entire premise...
The entire premise is wrong!
**[10:36] ---**
Miss! In front! In front of you!
**[10:38] ---**
Rarrr!
**[10:39] ---**
If I could do something so embarrassing...
**[10:46] ---**
Miss!
**[10:46] ---**
Rarrr!
**[10:52] ---**
Hayate!
**[10:56] ---**
H-Hey, Hayate, are you alive?
**[10:59] ---**
Are you all right, Miss?
**[11:02] ---**
What? Oh... I am...
**[11:04] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[11:06] ---**
I'm so glad I was able to save you.
**[11:10] ---**
* Oh, right. I don't need*
* to rely on any secret techniques.*
**[11:13] ---**
*Hayate and I are...*
**[11:17] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[11:19] ---**
Most of this book is useless,
**[11:21] ---**
but it's got some serious stuff,
too, like things to watch out for.
**[11:24] ---**
What? Really?
**[11:26] ---**
Yes! If you work hard,
you should be able to master these.
**[11:30] ---**
Yes!
**[11:31] ---**
All right! I'm going to learn
a lethal technique this summer!
**[11:34] ---**
Yes!
**[11:35] ---**
I better work hard for Hinagiku, too.
**[11:37] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
For Hinagiku, too...
**[11:40] ---**
Wait, what?
**[11:41] ---**
For whom, did you say?
**[11:43] ---**
Well, Hinagiku is always
helping me out in various ways.
**[11:47] ---**
Besides, I also promised her
that I would show it to her
**[11:49] ---**
once I mastered a super lethal technique!
**[11:52] ---**
Promised? Oh, I see...
**[11:56] ---**
Oh! The book of secret techniques!
**[11:59] ---**
Miss, why...?!
**[12:01] ---**
Ha... Ha... Hayate, you...
**[12:04] ---**
Hayate, you jerk!
**[12:11] ---**
Maria.
**[12:13] ---**
Oh, my! What happened?!
**[12:15] ---**
Won't you please teach me a surefire
technique to soothe the Miss's temper.
**[12:19] ---**
Uh, that would require
quite a bit of training...
**[12:23] ---**
* It would still be a long way off*
* before Hayate mastered a lethal technique.*
**[12:27] ---**
So, please continue to watch every
episode of "Hayate the Combat Butler"!
**[12:34] ---**
Watermelon seeds. Ptewy!
(Suika no tane. Peh!)
**[12:38] ---**
Fight, Pero!
(Pero-san, faito!)
**[12:40] ---**
What?!
**[12:42] ---**
The Miss has run away from home?!
**[12:44] ---**
Yes.
**[12:45] ---**
Members of the SP are following her,
so there's no need to worry...
**[12:49] ---**
But it still makes me feel uneasy.
**[12:50] ---**
Since everything the Miss does
is so incredibly abrupt
**[12:53] ---**
and the reasons for her actions
are never that clear.
**[12:56] ---**
I wonder what happened.
**[12:57] ---**
*No... I think the reason is undoubtedly you.*
**[13:02] ---**
All right! As the Miss's butler,
**[13:04] ---**
and also to get to the bottom
of her reasoning,
**[13:06] ---**
I must go after her!
**[13:08] ---**
I swear! That Hayate!
**[13:10] ---**
What's this about it being for Hinagiku?!
**[13:12] ---**
Does he mean to say that Hinagiku's
more important to him than me?!
**[13:16] ---**
If...
**[13:17] ---**
If Hayate comes to love
Hinagiku more than me...
**[13:21] ---**
You can't. You just can't!
This is wrong, Hayate.
**[13:24] ---**
You have Nagi, your precious girlfriend!
**[13:27] ---**
What are you saying, Hinagiku?
**[13:30] ---**
You're the only woman I can think of
that I'm destined to be with.
**[13:36] ---**
Hayate!
**[13:38] ---**
Hinagiku!
**[13:41] ---**
Humph! What's with you?!
Hayate, you stupid jerk!
**[13:45] ---**
What about Hinagiku's so great anyway?!
**[13:47] ---**
Hinagiku's just a little cute, that's all!
**[13:49] ---**
And she's good-natured and smart and...
**[13:51] ---**
On top of which, she's an all-around
athlete, everyone trusts her,
**[13:54] ---**
and even I wish I could
be a little like her...
**[13:56] ---**
H-Humph!
**[14:00] ---**
When it comes to our bust sizes,
we're about the same!
**[14:02] ---**
What did you say?!
**[14:05] ---**
And my grades are no worse than hers!
**[14:08] ---**
Aw, man, summer break's here,
but I don't feel very happy somehow.
**[14:13] ---**
I wonder what Hayate's doing...
**[14:15] ---**
Or actually...
**[14:19] ---**
I wonder what Hayate was doing
at such an incredible mansion.
**[14:22] ---**
And...
**[14:25] ---**
Who in the world is that girl?
**[14:28] ---**
I have so many things I want to talk
to Hayate about and ask about.
**[14:32] ---**
Oh, honestly!
**[14:33] ---**
I'm going to hurry home and go to bed!
**[14:36] ---**
Oh?
**[14:37] ---**
It's all Hayate's fault to begin with!
**[14:39] ---**
You're...
**[14:41] ---**
Oh, you're that...
**[14:43] ---**
...thieving hamster.
**[14:45] ---**
Wha?!
**[14:49] ---**
Wh-Who are you calling a thieving hamster?!
**[14:51] ---**
Then, the trespassing hamster.
The lock-picking hamster.
**[14:55] ---**
For starters, I think I'd like
for you to drop the "hamster" bit.
**[14:58] ---**
* Well, for starters,*
* it was a fateful reunion.*
**[15:03] ---**
I'm glad that we've finally
caught up with her, but...
**[15:05] ---**
Yes...
**[15:06] ---**
What is the Miss doing with Miss Nishizawa?
**[15:09] ---**
Never mind that. Is there any point
to this camouflage?
**[15:13] ---**
Well, I thought it might be
better to have than not...
**[15:16] ---**
By the way, Hayate,
I've been meaning to ask you, but...
**[15:20] ---**
What is your relationship
with that Miss Nishizawa?
**[15:23] ---**
What?! No, uh...
**[15:27] ---**
I love you, Hayate!
**[15:28] ---**
What?!
**[15:29] ---**
W-We're friends.
**[15:31] ---**
She was my classmate at my old school...
**[15:33] ---**
I see, that makes sense...
**[15:35] ---**
What could those two be talking about?
**[15:37] ---**
*I would imagine it's about you...*
**[15:43] ---**
What?! You're the owner of that mansion
**[15:46] ---**
and you took Hayate in when
he was rendered homeless?!
**[15:48] ---**
On top of which, as a butler,
he's living with you under one roof?!
**[15:51] ---**
Yes, that's right. You have
a problem with that?
**[15:53] ---**
Urk... What an envious...
**[15:55] ---**
*No, no, that's not it. I feel so defeated!*
**[15:58] ---**
* Dear God, you're so mean.*
* This is way unfair!*
**[16:02] ---**
So long, hamster. Don't ever
come near my property again.
**[16:06] ---**
Hold, you!
**[16:07] ---**
What?
**[16:08] ---**
If I back down now,
I'll remain the miserable defeated!
**[16:12] ---**
And my pride won't allow for that!
**[16:14] ---**
Fight me! Fight me for Hayate!
**[16:18] ---**
Very well. I just happen
to be in a bad mood anyway.
**[16:20] ---**
I'll turn the tables on you!
***SIGN*** Karaoke BOX
**[16:27] ---**
What's this place?
**[16:29] ---**
What's this place? As you
can see, it's a karaoke booth.
**[16:32] ---**
Don't you know?
**[16:33] ---**
Ah! I've heard of these places...
**[16:34] ---**
This is the first time I've ever
set foot in such an odd place.
**[16:37] ---**
Huh...
**[16:38] ---**
But this is smaller than our bathroom.
**[16:41] ---**
What?!
**[16:41] ---**
If you spend hours and hours
in this cramped, dimly lit box,
**[16:44] ---**
even if you're not the heir
to the Mendou Zaibatsu,
**[16:47] ---**
I feel like you'd still become
afraid of the dark and claustrophobic.
**[16:49] ---**
Anyway, once we've ordered drinks,
we're getting right to the battle.
**[16:54] ---**
What do you want to drink?
**[16:56] ---**
Oh, I won't mind ordering for you
if it's like just one item.
**[16:59] ---**
*An infinitely pointless attempt to show off.*
**[17:03] ---**
Then, I'll have a Shiun matcha green tea
**[17:05] ---**
and a tureen of foie gras from Périgord.
**[17:07] ---**
I-I doubt they have those things...
**[17:10] ---**
I don't really understand, but...
**[17:13] ---**
It seems they're going to karaoke.
**[17:15] ---**
What shall we do, Maria?
**[17:17] ---**
Maria?
**[17:18] ---**
Wh-What? Oh, uh, p-pardon me.
**[17:21] ---**
For the time being, I've paid for
the booth over here, so let's go in.
**[17:24] ---**
Yes.
**[17:27] ---**
But why did Miss Nishizawa bring
the Miss to a place like this?
**[17:31] ---**
Hayate! Hayate!
**[17:33] ---**
Yes?
**[17:34] ---**
Wh-What is this device?
**[17:36] ---**
Well, you use it to punch in
numbers to pick songs.
**[17:41] ---**
I see, so that's how it works.
**[17:44] ---**
My! How amazing!
You can even adjust the pitch.
**[17:48] ---**
Oh, can you search
for them in this book, too?
**[17:50] ---**
Wow, it's so thick!
**[17:52] ---**
Um, since we're here anyway,
would you like to try singing?
**[17:55] ---**
What?!
**[17:56] ---**
Wh-What are you saying,
Hayate? I could never.
**[17:59] ---**
I don't know any of the
songs that are popular.
**[18:02] ---**
Besides, I'm worried about Nagi.
**[18:04] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[18:06] ---**
We can see their room from here,
**[18:08] ---**
and besides, I'd like to hear you sing.
**[18:11] ---**
But...
**[18:12] ---**
Th-Then, if you go first,
I'll sing at least one song.
**[18:16] ---**
What?!
**[18:16] ---**
A-All right. Then I shall go first.
***SIGN*** I Belong to You
**[18:28] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[18:34] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[18:43] ---**
Yay!
**[18:45] ---**
Now, to see the score
we've been waiting for!
**[18:48] ---**
Ta-da! 35 points...
***SIGN*** You suck! Go home!
**[18:52] ---**
Why?
**[18:53] ---**
Not surprising, considering
how off key you were.
**[18:57] ---**
Okay, it's your turn next!
**[18:59] ---**
Right.
**[19:03] ---**
* She's never karaoked in her life.*
* There's no way she'll sing well, right?*
**[19:07] ---**
* Earlier, I was just warming up*
* and I didn't give it my best shot,*
**[19:10] ---**
*but once I get serious, I'll be sure to win!*
**[19:13] ---**
*Just watch me, Hayate!*
**[19:14] ---**
*I'll save you with my singing for sure!*
**[19:16] ---**
Get over here quick
**[19:18] ---**
I'm a bit mad
**[19:19] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:20] ---**
Get over here quick
**[19:22] ---**
At mach speeds
**[19:23] ---**
What's with this sparkly aura?!
**[19:25] ---**
Socially reclusive Sunday
**[19:27] ---**
She looks like Kirari Tsukishima to me!
**[19:29] ---**
No, you have to come flying right away
**[19:31] ---**
I mean, she's really good!
**[19:37] ---**
No, no, you just have to
**[19:38] ---**
*Of course, she is.*
**[19:40] ---**
* Why? Because she's received education*
* for the gifted since she was little.*
**[19:41] ---**
No
**[19:43] ---**
* and naturally, included in that*
* curriculum was voice training*
**[19:45] ---**
I hope you'll be here soon
**[19:47] ---**
* from super top notch instructors,*
* and singing lessons.*
**[19:50] ---**
* You may have forgotten, but Nagi*
* is technically a hyper refined young lady.*
**[19:53] ---**
*This may be her first time at karaoke,*
**[19:55] ---**
* but there's no way she'd lose*
* to a run-of-the-mill high school girl.*
***SIGN*** Actually, was that earlier singer Igant?
**[20:03] ---**
How about that?
Looks like this fight is over.
**[20:05] ---**
Oh, no! We're only getting started here!
**[20:07] ---**
Singing is love! There's
no way I'm going to lose!
**[20:09] ---**
Interesting! I'll pound you into the ground!
**[20:12] ---**
That's my line!
***SIGN*** Karaoke BOX
**[20:12] ---**
*Their karaoke match got heated up even more*
**[20:13] ---**
Bring it on!
**[20:15] ---**
* and continued late*
* into the night. And then...*
**[20:18] ---**
I sang a lot and I feel better now somehow.
**[20:21] ---**
Sniff. I can't believe I lose every round.
**[20:23] ---**
Oh, you want to use my credit card to pay?
**[20:26] ---**
It's fine! I'll treat you
for something small like this!
**[20:29] ---**
I don't want to be indebted
to a rival anyway!
**[20:31] ---**
A rival?
**[20:32] ---**
Isn't that a term for when two
opponents are evenly matched?
***SIGN*** Welcome
**[20:39] ---**
Miss, we have come to take you home.
**[20:41] ---**
Ah, thanks. I'm surprised
you knew where to find me.
**[20:44] ---**
We received a call from your butler.
**[20:46] ---**
From Hayate? I see.
**[20:49] ---**
So long, hamster.
**[20:53] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[20:54] ---**
Next time, we'll compete
in something different!
**[20:58] ---**
Whenever you like.
I'll turn the tables on you again.
**[21:06] ---**
Now, then...
**[21:08] ---**
Time to hurry home
and play games with Hayate.
**[21:11] ---**
Summer break has only just begun.
**[21:13] ---**
* But at that moment,*
* the maid and the butler were...*
**[21:16] ---**
Lie to me, I'll see right through it
**[21:20] ---**
I'm not blind
**[21:20] ---**
Maria, why don't we stop around there...
**[21:23] ---**
*...still singing.*
**[21:24] ---**
Romance, into your two hearts
**[21:25] ---**
* And thus, this was*
* the first day of summer break...*
**[21:29] ---**
What should we do tomorrow for fun?
**[21:32] ---**
Don't tell me you guys plan
to keep staying here...
**[21:35] ---**
* ...and the various people*
* enjoying it in their own way.*
***SIGN*** Strait is the Gate
**[21:38] ---**
*Oh, incidentally...*
**[21:40] ---**
That should do it for the book report
and English composition.
**[21:43] ---**
* ...we have one formidable*
* character like her, too.*
**[21:45] ---**
* Kids at home, make sure you*
* plan out your homework well, too.*
**[21:48] ---**
* Next time, we'll be battling*
* minimum height restrictions.*
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Isumi's...
***SIGN*** SIGN: Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report.
**[23:30] ---**
Hello, I am Isumi Saginomiya.
**[23:33] ---**
Um, I was unable to make it
into the main episode,
**[23:37] ---**
but they have decided that
I could be in this segment, at least.
**[23:41] ---**
Um... What should I talk about?
**[23:45] ---**
What? Talk about this song?
***SIGN*** Oh, dear
***SIGN*** Oh, dear
**[23:47] ---**
Um... This song is...
**[23:50] ---**
Hey, Isumi, keep talking that slow
and you're going to run out of time!
**[23:55] ---**
Nagi... Oh.
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
As I thought, the butler
uniform just won't do.
**[23:59] ---**
Huh? What's this?
Am I cross-dressing again?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
No, I was thinking you can't be dressed
like that for the amusement park.
**[24:04] ---**
Amusement park?
**[24:05] ---**
I've been reborn into this invincible body!
**[24:07] ---**
That debt-ridden butler's
no match for me now!
**[24:10] ---**
Hey, you there, robot!
Whose industrial spy are you?!
**[24:13] ---**
Miss Makimura! Not you, too?!
**[24:16] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:18] ---**
"A Big Bother, Even for Peter".
**[24:19] ---**
I feel like I've seen that robot
somewhere before...
**[24:19] ---**
A Big Bother, Even for Peter
**[24:22] ---**
The power of justice
will call forth a storm!
# 21 - A Big Bother, Even for Peter
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
***SIGN*** Pier 13 Garbage Collection Site Authorized Personnel Only
**[00:27] ---**
Where am I?
**[00:28] ---**
What have I...
**[00:29] ---**
What in the world was I...
**[00:30] ---**
This is an awfully ugly robot.
**[00:33] ---**
Eight.
**[00:35] ---**
I am going to fight in earnest!
**[00:37] ---**
I remember now.
**[00:39] ---**
I... I...
**[00:42] ---**
I can't meet my end like this!
**[00:46] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[00:49] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[00:52] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[00:56] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[00:59] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:00] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:04] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:09] ---**
That voice...
**[01:10] ---**
I-It's like this enormous suffering!
**[01:12] ---**
Here begins a story of science
fiction and suspense!
**[01:15] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:15] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:21] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:21] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:28] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:28] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:31] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:31] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:36] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:36] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:41] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:41] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:44] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:44] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:49] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:49] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:53] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:53] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:59] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:59] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:06] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:06] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:09] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:09] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:12] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:12] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:18] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:18] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:25] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:25] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:44] ---**
A Big Bother, Even for Peter
**[02:49] ---**
As I thought, the butler
uniform just won't do.
**[02:51] ---**
Huh? Wh-What is this?
**[02:53] ---**
Don't tell me... not again...
**[02:55] ---**
*It's settled! Metamorphosis!*
**[02:58] ---**
No, no, that can wait for another time.
**[03:01] ---**
Another time?!
**[03:02] ---**
You mean, you have plans for
me to cross-dress again?!
**[03:06] ---**
Wh-What was I thinking?!
**[03:08] ---**
Yes, well, eventually.
**[03:10] ---**
Depending on the ratings, it
may get slotted in earlier.
**[03:13] ---**
But that aside, for today,
**[03:15] ---**
I was thinking you can't be dressed
like that for the amusement park.
**[03:19] ---**
A-Amusement park?
**[03:21] ---**
So there you have it. You're
going to change clothes!
**[03:23] ---**
Help me, Maria!
**[03:24] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[03:25] ---**
Wait! I can... I can change on my own!
**[03:31] ---**
Ah! That looks quite good on you!
**[03:33] ---**
Honestly! I'm capable of
changing on my own, you know.
**[03:37] ---**
Dressed like that, somehow it makes
you actually look like a boy your age.
**[03:42] ---**
Then we're off, Hayate.
**[03:44] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[03:45] ---**
Oh, Nagi, your hat.
**[03:47] ---**
Aww...
**[03:48] ---**
But Miss, will you be okay
going to an amusement park?
**[03:51] ---**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[03:53] ---**
No, it's just that you're a
bit of a social recluse, so...
**[03:56] ---**
Don't refer to me like I'm at the
forefront of some modern disease!
**[03:59] ---**
B-But you don't like going out and stuff.
**[04:02] ---**
Fool. What are you saying?
**[04:04] ---**
As if I would bother to go
out to the amusement park!
**[04:07] ---**
What?
**[04:14] ---**
*This is within the bounds of the property.*
**[04:16] ---**
Mi... Mi... Mi...
**[04:19] ---**
What is this, Michael Jackson's house?!
**[04:21] ---**
*Pow!*
**[04:23] ---**
See? We didn't need to actually go out.
**[04:27] ---**
Well, the luxury that the Sanzenin
family commands certainly is something.
**[04:31] ---**
But there's one at Isumi's
place and at Saku's, too.
**[04:33] ---**
What are you ladies doing, getting
them like it's a PS3 or something...
**[04:38] ---**
But why this sudden visit
to the amusement park?
**[04:40] ---**
What?
**[04:41] ---**
Th-That's because, you know,
during the seaside camp,
**[04:45] ---**
I didn't get to have much fun with
you because of how things were.
**[04:48] ---**
And besides, summer break's almost over
**[04:50] ---**
and I-I want to enjoy it as much
as possible, just the two of us.
**[04:53] ---**
Uh, no, so... um...
**[04:55] ---**
Huh?
**[04:58] ---**
But I think an empty amusement
park feels a bit sad...
**[05:02] ---**
Wow! Look, look! Friends of the forest!
**[05:05] ---**
What the?!
**[05:05] ---**
We've got a new friend
visiting us today, nyu!
**[05:08] ---**
M-Miss, what is this?
**[05:10] ---**
Well, it *is* an amusement park.
**[05:12] ---**
It's only natural to have
some mascot characters.
**[05:14] ---**
I'm Little Kik Punch, a forest
fairy of NagiNagiLand, nyu.
**[05:19] ---**
*That's not a nice name.*
**[05:20] ---**
Man, we haven't had a
visitor in so long, nyu!
**[05:24] ---**
Seriously... Seriously, thank you for coming!
**[05:28] ---**
I mean, thank you, nyu!
**[05:30] ---**
*I think I just heard his true feelings...*
**[05:32] ---**
I-Incidentally, when was the
last time you were here?
**[05:36] ---**
Hmm, about 3 years ago, I guess?
**[05:38] ---**
3 years?!
**[05:39] ---**
I see, but 3 years...
**[05:42] ---**
It's got to be tough for
the people on the inside.
**[05:44] ---**
There are no "people on the inside"!
**[05:46] ---**
Uh, but you're wearing stuffed suits...
**[05:48] ---**
I said there aren't and I meant it!
**[05:49] ---**
We're fairies of the forest!
**[05:51] ---**
I mean, fairies, nyu!
**[05:54] ---**
Hey, kids! Here we go with
the NagiNagi workout!
**[05:58] ---**
Get over here quick
**[06:00] ---**
I'm a bit mad
**[06:02] ---**
Get over here quick
**[06:04] ---**
But why do you have such a grand
amusement park at your residence?
**[06:04] ---**
At mach speeds
**[06:07] ---**
The old geezer gave it to me
a while back for my birthday.
**[06:11] ---**
The old geezer? Oh!
**[06:13] ---**
*If I recall correctly, I've met him, too...*
**[06:20] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[06:22] ---**
N-No, it's nothing.
**[06:23] ---**
B-But so it was a birthday present.
**[06:26] ---**
I guess your grandfather
is quite kind to you.
**[06:29] ---**
Do you really think so?
**[06:31] ---**
What? He's not?
**[06:32] ---**
If you think so, look carefully around you.
**[06:36] ---**
Look carefully?
**[06:37] ---**
**In fact, all the rides
at this amusement park...**
**[06:41] ---**
**...require that you're over 140cm tall!**
**[06:41] ---**
Must be at least 140cm tall to ride
**[06:44] ---**
**140cm!**
**[06:46] ---**
**140! Got it?!**
**[06:47] ---**
In other words, almost none of
the rides are available to me.
**[06:51] ---**
Th-That's a horribly elaborate
way to pick on you.
**[06:54] ---**
It's inconceivable that he would do
anything that might make me happy.
**[06:58] ---**
That's why I hate him.
**[07:01] ---**
The Miss is as tiny as
ever and can't ride them,
**[07:04] ---**
but *you* can, right?
**[07:06] ---**
Everyone, come on over here!
**[07:08] ---**
We've got our first visitor
ever to ride the attractions!
**[07:11] ---**
What? What?!
**[07:18] ---**
H-Hayate, are you okay?
**[07:20] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[07:21] ---**
But if possible, I'd like
something safer next...
**[07:23] ---**
In that case, the horror house might be good.
**[07:26] ---**
The horror house?
**[07:28] ---**
Good idea. That won't have a
height requirement, either.
**[07:31] ---**
N-No, wh-wh-what are you saying?!
**[07:33] ---**
H-H-Horror houses are... s-s-scary!
**[07:37] ---**
Well, that's what they're for, after all.
**[07:39] ---**
N-N-No, I'm not scared! I'll
have you know, I'm not scared!
**[07:42] ---**
It's just that, you know,
**[07:43] ---**
it'd be dangerous if there's a
hole in the floor or something!
**[07:46] ---**
This is bad. At this rate, they're
going to bypass the horror house.
**[07:50] ---**
After we've practiced so hard!
**[07:51] ---**
But if we're not careful and we
make the Miss cry or something,
**[07:54] ---**
we might get fired.
**[07:56] ---**
We can't have that...
**[07:57] ---**
I'll go check first to see if
there's anything dangerous.
**[08:01] ---**
Well, if you insist...
**[08:03] ---**
Him alone?
**[08:05] ---**
Entering the horror house...
**[08:06] ---**
...will be him alone!
**[08:08] ---**
In that case, I can friggin' roll him!
**[08:10] ---**
Y-You're going to friggin' roll him?!
**[08:12] ---**
Then, I'll be going.
**[08:14] ---**
B-Be careful.
**[08:19] ---**
But man, the degree of
perfection here is impressive.
**[08:22] ---**
It's really amazing.
**[08:25] ---**
This might make the Miss cry...
**[08:33] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[08:35] ---**
Well, we have to scare you.
**[08:37] ---**
That'll kill me before it scares me!
**[08:41] ---**
But you know...
**[08:42] ---**
I'll use the back of the sword.
**[08:44] ---**
**That weapon doesn't have a back...**
**[08:48] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[08:52] ---**
Given this situation, maybe
I'll be permitted to use *that*!
**[08:56] ---**
Please make sure to get permission for it!
**[08:58] ---**
The greatest technique of Dragon Shiryu!
**[09:00] ---**
Rozan!
**[09:01] ---**
*You're too optimistic, my dearie.*
**[09:01] ---**
Nope, still didn't happen
**[09:06] ---**
Actually, what is this all about?!
**[09:08] ---**
You're trying to make this
look like an accident,
**[09:10] ---**
but you're clearly out for blood!
**[09:12] ---**
Hmm... You want to know why?
**[09:15] ---**
Well...
**[09:18] ---**
If I had to say, I suppose it's
a direct grudge against you.
**[09:20] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[09:23] ---**
Who are you again?
**[09:25] ---**
Y-You don't remember me?!
**[09:28] ---**
Um, I have no idea who you might be,
**[09:31] ---**
but what grudge do you have against me?
**[09:33] ---**
B-Bastard! Unforgivable!
**[09:35] ---**
Flip.
**[09:38] ---**
I doubt you can see me in this dark!
**[09:42] ---**
I'm going to get close to you now...
**[09:45] ---**
D-Damn it!
**[09:47] ---**
Let's see how well you hold up.
**[09:51] ---**
There! We turned the lights on,
so you won't be scared, Miss!
**[09:55] ---**
Ah! This isn't scary now.
**[09:57] ---**
Hayate! You're all right!
**[09:59] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[10:01] ---**
Who the heck is that?
**[10:02] ---**
I don't know who he is or where
he's from, but he's one ugly robot.
**[10:06] ---**
Y-You...
**[10:07] ---**
...stinking brat! You, too, huh?!
**[10:10] ---**
Watch out, Miss!
**[10:14] ---**
Bastard! You're new here! The hell
are you doing going after the Miss?!
**[10:14] ---**
Ow! Owowowowow!
**[10:15] ---**
O-Ouch! That hurts!
**[10:17] ---**
Don't underestimate us! Don't
underestimate the forest fairies!
**[10:20] ---**
D-Damn it all!
**[10:25] ---**
Debt-ridden butler, just you remember this!
**[10:28] ---**
I'll get even with you for sure!
**[10:33] ---**
Wh-What in the world was that about?
**[10:36] ---**
No idea...
**[10:39] ---**
Miss.
**[10:41] ---**
Let us go.
**[10:42] ---**
This is your precious summer break.
**[10:44] ---**
Please enjoy the amusement
park to your heart's content.
**[10:47] ---**
Hayate!
**[10:48] ---**
Yes! Let's go!
**[10:58] ---**
I've got nothing to do.
**[11:00] ---**
I haven't had a single customer.
**[11:02] ---**
This break was a good opportunity,
**[11:04] ---**
so I thought I might get to see
Hayate if I worked here, but...
**[11:15] ---**
Hayate, hurry, hurry! We're going
on the merry-go-round next!
**[11:18] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[11:21] ---**
**Love is about passing each other by.
To be continued in the second half.**
**[11:29] ---**
Finally, a group of four!
(Tou-tou yonin gumi!)
**[11:33] ---**
What animal has long ears?
(Mimi no nagai doubutsu nanda?)
**[11:39] ---**
Mikado Hyper Energy
Fujisusono Training Grounds
**[11:44] ---**
And now, we will hereby...
**[11:45] ---**
...commence the test for the
new caregiver robot, Model 9!
**[11:49] ---**
Contacts! Activate Model 9!
**[11:51] ---**
Activating!
**[12:03] ---**
Activate targets!
**[12:06] ---**
Fire Caregiver Missiles!
**[12:13] ---**
All missiles found their targets!
**[12:14] ---**
Good! Fire Caregiver Laser!
**[12:20] ---**
Good.
**[12:21] ---**
Activate Caregiver Goldion Hammer!
**[12:23] ---**
Approved!
**[12:24] ---**
**A sink or swim moment.**
**[12:26] ---**
Please wait a moment
**[12:31] ---**
The experiment is a success!
**[12:33] ---**
The aging population will
have nothing to fear now.
**[12:42] ---**
Chief, something moving at high
speeds is approaching Model 9!
**[12:45] ---**
"Something"?
**[12:47] ---**
It's too small. I can't verify the data!
**[12:51] ---**
Model 9, intercept it!
**[12:55] ---**
Boost, on!
**[13:05] ---**
M-My Model 9...
**[13:08] ---**
All right, the control chip's mine now.
**[13:12] ---**
Slot.
**[13:17] ---**
Spin... Spin...
**[13:19] ---**
Spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin,
spin, spin, spin, spin, spin, spin!
**[13:25] ---**
That debt-ridden butler's
no match for me now!
**[13:29] ---**
Hey!
**[13:31] ---**
You there, robot!
**[13:32] ---**
Whose industrial spy are you?!
**[13:35] ---**
M-Miss Makimura!
**[13:37] ---**
Don't tell me that even
you've forgotten about me!
**[13:42] ---**
Oh! Hold it right there!
**[13:46] ---**
I feel like I've seen that
robot somewhere before...
**[13:51] ---**
Damn it all! Miss Makimura, wait for me!
**[13:54] ---**
I'll... Without fail, I'll...
**[13:56] ---**
Maria, I really, really had fun today!
**[14:00] ---**
It was like Hayate went all-out,
whoosh, and hopping with a smile!
**[14:04] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[14:05] ---**
Hayate really enjoyed it, too!
**[14:08] ---**
It makes one happy when one does nice
things for others, doesn't it, Maria?
**[14:13] ---**
You've made yourself very clear,
so please go to bed now.
**[14:17] ---**
**I wonder if Hayate is all right.**
**[14:20] ---**
**I treated him for everything
in general, but...**
**[14:24] ---**
**I've burnt out.**
**[14:27] ---**
**Into pure white ash.**
**[14:31] ---**
**This is my chance!**
**[14:32] ---**
**I can friggin' roll him now,
in one fell swoop and...**
**[14:35] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[14:36] ---**
He's mine!
**[14:39] ---**
Y-You're the robot from earlier today!
**[14:43] ---**
As I recall, you showed up in Episode 3.
**[14:45] ---**
You're the caregiver robot, who
was defeated by Hayate. Eight!
**[14:48] ---**
Oh!
**[14:49] ---**
You! You recognize me...?
**[14:51] ---**
Tama, why are you the
only one who remembered?!
**[14:54] ---**
Hayate, unlike you, sitting on
your laurels as the protagonist,
**[14:58] ---**
I've watched the opening
sequence to death every week.
**[15:03] ---**
Why? Because it's the only place
where I show up on a regular basis!
**[15:07] ---**
And this Eight's in a similar situation.
**[15:10] ---**
He gets no screen time, but he
shows up in the opening sequence.
**[15:12] ---**
That's why I knew!
**[15:14] ---**
What? Was this robot in here?
**[15:16] ---**
*We haven't seen the "very generous
people" next to him lately, either.*
**[15:21] ---**
Now, I'm going to get my revenge!
**[15:25] ---**
The sound effects are quite thrilling.
**[15:28] ---**
Wh-What could this commotion be?
**[15:30] ---**
Let's leave it to Hayate.
**[15:33] ---**
He's been on a roll today!
**[15:34] ---**
*Yay...*
**[15:37] ---**
R-Revenge?!
**[15:39] ---**
It was all your fault for going on a rampage!
**[15:42] ---**
Shut up! Because I was defeated by you, I...
**[15:45] ---**
I lost everything!
**[15:48] ---**
Eight, you're going to become the
best caregiver robot in the world.
**[15:53] ---**
With my creator's expectations
riding solely on me,
**[15:56] ---**
I spent day and night undergoing experiments.
**[15:59] ---**
It was boring, but I did my best!
**[16:01] ---**
Why? Because...
***SIGN*** Chief Developer Shiori Makimura 22yrs (single)
**[16:03] ---**
Eight, are you doing okay?
**[16:05] ---**
Yes, because I had her.
**[16:08] ---**
Eight, you're amazing!
**[16:11] ---**
You're so cool!
**[16:12] ---**
Eight!
**[16:13] ---**
Eight!
**[16:14] ---**
Beet!
**[16:15] ---**
That's from "Beet the Vandel Buster".
**[16:16] ---**
She was everything to me.
**[16:18] ---**
But on that day...
**[16:20] ---**
What?! Eight was defeated
by some scummy human?!
**[16:23] ---**
And he was defeated like *that*?
**[16:25] ---**
And my Caregiver Missiles didn't even work?
**[16:27] ---**
Ch-Chief...
**[16:28] ---**
Then we'll cancel the project.
**[16:30] ---**
Crushed!
**[16:32] ---**
The idea that we should have robots
do everything is wrong to begin with.
**[16:36] ---**
Besides, its design and functionality
are both super lame.
**[16:38] ---**
Ch-Chief!
**[16:41] ---**
Thus, I lost everything
**[16:43] ---**
and I ended up being disposed
of as nonburnable trash!
**[16:47] ---**
Spacey and forgetful, the Chief
completely forgot about me
**[16:50] ---**
and it seems she's been devoting herself
**[16:52] ---**
to developing a new caregiver robot...
**[16:55] ---**
But my... my pain will not be assuaged...
**[16:59] ---**
I want to recapture her smile
again and to do that...
**[17:02] ---**
Hayate, I have to beat you and that
stupid pigtail girl to a pulp!
**[17:09] ---**
Rarrr!
**[17:15] ---**
Wh-What?! You're just a pet, you bastard!
**[17:18] ---**
Shut up, Scrap Sandayuu!
**[17:20] ---**
The butler-in-debt's a scummy human,
who's pitiful and boneheaded,
**[17:23] ---**
and I don't care how much
you friggin' roll him.
**[17:26] ---**
But anyone who harms the Miss
will have to answer to me!
**[17:29] ---**
Sure, the Miss is spoiled,
willful, and domineering.
**[17:32] ---**
She acts on impulse and she
never admits to being wrong.
**[17:35] ---**
She's twice as stubborn as others,
ignorant of the world, and haughty,
**[17:37] ---**
and yet, her weakness is that she
can't sleep alone in a darkened room.
**[17:41] ---**
And while she insists that
she has athletic ability,
**[17:43] ---**
she actually doesn't, which all
makes her a worthless person...
**[17:48] ---**
But to me, she's the person I owe my life to.
**[17:50] ---**
What's wrong, Nagi?
**[17:52] ---**
Well, I don't really know,
**[17:53] ---**
but I feel like something was
said that really pisses me off...
**[17:56] ---**
So, anyone who turns against the Miss...
**[17:59] ---**
I'll crush them all!
**[18:03] ---**
Wait!
**[18:04] ---**
Hayate! Wh-Why you!
**[18:07] ---**
He was out to kill you and
you're going to protect him?!
**[18:12] ---**
I know how lonely and sad
it feels to be abandoned.
**[18:17] ---**
But...
**[18:18] ---**
But we had someone who
took us in and saved us...
**[18:24] ---**
That's why we're here now.
**[18:27] ---**
And that goes for you, too, Tama.
**[18:32] ---**
How I feel...
**[18:35] ---**
You understand how I feel?
**[18:39] ---**
I've experienced something similar, so...
**[18:41] ---**
I see.
**[18:43] ---**
If you understand how I feel,
**[18:45] ---**
Hayate, let me friggin' roll
you, right here and now!
**[18:49] ---**
The sound is growing louder again.
**[18:51] ---**
According to security's report,
**[18:53] ---**
that caregiver robot from
earlier has come for revenge
**[18:55] ---**
and it seems to be going on a huge rampage.
**[18:57] ---**
Um, are you sure we don't need to go help?
**[18:59] ---**
Like Hayate would lose against
someone he's fought before.
**[19:02] ---**
But it's Version 8.1 now and
it seems to have powered up.
**[19:06] ---**
8.1? That's just a patch.
**[19:09] ---**
Besides, Hayate is fighting for me, you know.
**[19:13] ---**
It sort of warms your heart, doesn't it?
**[19:15] ---**
**I just hope he's not getting burned...**
**[19:19] ---**
Awaken!
**[19:20] ---**
My new lethal mode that
came with the upgrade!
**[19:23] ---**
Mosquito Destroy Mode!
**[19:27] ---**
**The Japanese summer is
filled with mosquitoes.**
**[19:30] ---**
**To ensure one's owner sleeps comfortably,**
**[19:32] ---**
**this functionality is a must.**
**[19:35] ---**
Um, why don't we stop right here?
**[19:37] ---**
You won't be able to win
against us like that.
**[19:39] ---**
Sh-Shut up!
**[19:41] ---**
No matter what it takes, I
will once again get her to...
**[19:43] ---**
Eight!
**[19:44] ---**
Th-That voice... It can't be...
**[19:48] ---**
Ch-Chief!
**[19:49] ---**
Eight, thank goodness, you're here!
**[19:52] ---**
I... I remembered you!
**[19:56] ---**
S-So? What are you doing
here after all this time?
**[19:59] ---**
You already abandoned me...
**[20:02] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[20:03] ---**
But you're wrong about that.
**[20:04] ---**
There was a little mistake...
**[20:07] ---**
Chief?
**[20:08] ---**
I threw you out as nonburnable
trash without even thinking...
**[20:13] ---**
I really feel bad about that.
**[20:16] ---**
Chief!
**[20:18] ---**
I was wrong.
**[20:20] ---**
It doesn't matter now!
**[20:21] ---**
Eight, you're not nonburnable trash.
**[20:25] ---**
Damn, what a tearjerker!
**[20:28] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:29] ---**
You're oversized trash.
**[20:31] ---**
What?
**[20:34] ---**
Hello. We spoke on the phone?
**[20:37] ---**
Oh, please take care of it.
**[20:38] ---**
So this is it?
**[20:39] ---**
Yes, thank you.
**[20:41] ---**
Ch-Chief?
**[20:42] ---**
Have you heard of the Consumer
Electronics Recycling Law?
**[20:44] ---**
Apparently, you're not allowed to just
throw electronic appliances away.
**[20:47] ---**
But don't worry.
**[20:48] ---**
The workers will disassemble
you properly to dispose of you.
**[20:52] ---**
So there you have it. Bye now.
**[20:55] ---**
Aren't you glad it was the Miss who found us?
**[20:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:59] ---**
But this ends on a far too dismal note!
**[21:02] ---**
Oh, we have to save Eight somehow!
**[21:05] ---**
But what can we possibly do?
**[21:08] ---**
Leave it to me.
**[21:12] ---**
Hello? Is this Makimura?
**[21:13] ---**
It's me, Nagi Sanzenin.
**[21:16] ---**
Listen to me. You must not heartlessly
destroy that junky robot.
**[21:20] ---**
Good.
**[21:22] ---**
Just like her, right?
**[21:23] ---**
What?! I had no idea you
had such a special talent!
**[21:27] ---**
Hayate! Hayate!
**[21:29] ---**
Did you use stuff like Kamehameha
to defeat your opponent yesterday?!
**[21:32] ---**
No, I haven't quite gotten that far...
**[21:34] ---**
**Incidentally, shortly after
leaving the residence, Eight...**
**[21:38] ---**
Miss Makimura, please go out with me.
**[21:41] ---**
What? Sure.
**[21:43] ---**
**And thus, it seems he's
moved on to a new phase.**
**[21:46] ---**
**Next time, in pursuit of the throne
of victory in the Fishlympics,**
**[21:49] ---**
**they will fight the guardian of the lake!**
**[21:56] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:56] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:01] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:01] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:06] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:06] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:09] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:09] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:17] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:17] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:22] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:22] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:25] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:25] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:27] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:27] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:30] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:30] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:35] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:35] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:48] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:48] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:53] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:53] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:55] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:55] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:58] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:58] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:28] ---**
...and Isumi's...
**[23:29] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Last time, Isumi wasn't able
to say anything about the song,
**[23:34] ---**
so this time, I'm here to back her up!
**[23:37] ---**
Thank you, Nagi.
**[23:39] ---**
So, Isumi, this song is, you know...
**[23:41] ---**
It's got your sort of dreamy feel,
and a laid-back, mellow feel,
**[23:44] ---**
plus this "boof" feel, so I think it's good.
**[23:45] ---**
Oh, dear
**[23:46] ---**
I am afraid that does not get
the message across at all...
**[23:50] ---**
Hm, well, you know, it's a nice song.
**[23:53] ---**
Thank you, Nagi.
**[23:55] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
This time, we're fishing!
We're going to fish up tons!
**[23:59] ---**
First, we'll do fly fishing!
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
Fly fishing? Aren't we starting
with something far too advanced?
**[24:03] ---**
Sanpei in "Fishing Lover Sanpei"
was catching tons with fly fishing.
**[24:06] ---**
If Sanpei could do it,
there's no way I can't!
**[24:08] ---**
Miss, it's not good to get
manga and reality mixed up!
**[24:12] ---**
I got one! I got one! I got one! Yaaah!
**[24:15] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:16] ---**
"I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound
Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome".
**[24:19] ---**
I never imagined that the
moment we were left alone,
**[24:19] ---**
I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound
Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome
**[24:21] ---**
that Hayate would sidle up to me...
**[24:23] ---**
The fun will be in the
red zone again next time!
**[24:25] ---**
# 22 - I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound Effect 'Kapoon'. It's Awesome
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:13] ---**
So he's out training again?
**[00:16] ---**
He did say he would learn a
lethal technique this summer,
**[00:19] ---**
so he seems to be feeling the pressure a bit.
**[00:19] ---**
Namidabashi
**[00:24] ---**
It's so early in the morning.
**[00:25] ---**
What is he? An old boxer hitting 60?
**[00:28] ---**
I better work hard for Hinagiku, too.
**[00:31] ---**
Yeah, you're right. For
Hinagiku, too... Wait, what?
**[00:35] ---**
But his dedication is
what's so great about him.
**[00:39] ---**
It is *not* great!
**[00:42] ---**
Summer break is about to end soon,
**[00:44] ---**
so shouldn't he want to spend more
time with me *because* of that?!
**[00:47] ---**
He should give a little thought to
how Rocky felt when he lost Adrian!
**[00:52] ---**
Honestly! What in the world is he thinking?
**[00:55] ---**
Miss!
**[00:57] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki has arrived!
**[01:04] ---**
What's the big idea, Klaus?!
**[01:06] ---**
Well, I thought that I should
not let you be lonely.
**[01:09] ---**
So you came up with this plan to annoy me?
**[01:12] ---**
Yes!
**[01:12] ---**
Mr. Klaus, isn't your character
growing more and more distorted?
**[01:15] ---**
Kinda like this?
**[01:17] ---**
No, I don't mean that kind
of character distortion.
**[01:20] ---**
Besides, I am not feeling lonely.
**[01:22] ---**
I am just a little bored.
**[01:24] ---**
Oh-ho! If you're that bored,
**[01:26] ---**
why not just take the plunge and
establish an SOS Brigade or something?
**[01:29] ---**
You shouldn't be getting anime and
reality mixed up at your ripe old age.
**[01:33] ---**
Ouch!
**[01:34] ---**
Being told such a thing by the Miss...
I cannot go on living as a human being!
**[01:40] ---**
No helping it. I guess I'll
kill time by reading manga.
**[01:43] ---**
Study!
**[01:44] ---**
Hayate the Combat Butler
**[01:50] ---**
Fishing Lover Sanpei
**[01:53] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:56] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:59] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[02:03] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[02:06] ---**
**Yes!**
**[02:07] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[02:11] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[02:16] ---**
That was it for my screen time.
**[02:19] ---**
Oh, this was Klaus.
**[02:22] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:22] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:28] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:28] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:35] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:35] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:38] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:38] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:43] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:43] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:47] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:47] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:51] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:51] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:56] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:56] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:59] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:59] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[03:06] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[03:06] ---**
Just let it take you
**[03:13] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[03:13] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[03:16] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[03:16] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[03:19] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[03:19] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:25] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:25] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:32] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:32] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:51] ---**
I Wonder Who Came Up with the Sound
Effect 'Kapooon'. It's Awesome
**[03:54] ---**
What? The Miss said that?
**[03:56] ---**
She was acting quite sulky.
**[03:58] ---**
That summer break is almost over, but
you aren't paying any attention to her.
**[04:02] ---**
I see.
**[04:03] ---**
**I've been too distracted by the
issue of my lethal technique lately.**
**[04:07] ---**
Um, so, what is she doing now?
**[04:09] ---**
Reading manga without studying, as always.
**[04:12] ---**
Then I shall go keep her company right away.
**[04:14] ---**
There's no need for that.
**[04:16] ---**
What?
**[04:17] ---**
Usually, after she's read some manga, she...
**[04:19] ---**
Fishing Lover Sanpei
**[04:21] ---**
Hayate!
**[04:23] ---**
...gets influenced by it.
**[04:25] ---**
Let's go fishing!
**[04:27] ---**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Secret Base
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Racetrack
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Residence
**[04:29] ---**
Sanzenin Lake?
**[04:31] ---**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Lake
**[04:31] ---**
Sanzenin
Dome
**[04:33] ---**
Are there other lakes as well?
**[04:35] ---**
Yes. It's a tiny lake, though.
About 2km in diameter.
**[04:40] ---**
I-I see.
**[04:42] ---**
Tiny...
**[04:43] ---**
But can you really catch fish
in a lake on the property?
**[04:47] ---**
You can.
**[04:48] ---**
What?
**[04:49] ---**
The water comes from a spring, so it's clean.
**[04:52] ---**
And also, her grandfather brought
fish from all over the world,
**[04:56] ---**
which have created a unique ecosystem,
**[04:58] ---**
so the lake is like its own little cosmos.
**[05:00] ---**
It's easy to determine the dinner
menu based on what you catch,
**[05:03] ---**
so it's a very convenient lake.
**[05:05] ---**
What? Does that mean...
**[05:07] ---**
...you're the one doing the fishing, Maria?
**[05:09] ---**
Wait, so we're self-sufficient when
it comes to fish dishes at this house?
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Lake
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Private Forest
***SIGN*** Sanzenin
Dome
**[05:17] ---**
Ah! This is quite the lake!
**[05:21] ---**
It really is a nice, beautiful place.
**[05:22] ---**
Now, we're going to fish like crazy!
**[05:24] ---**
First, we'll do fly fishing!
**[05:26] ---**
What? Fly fishing? Aren't we starting
with something far too advanced?
**[05:29] ---**
Not to worry!
**[05:31] ---**
Sanpei in "Fishing Lover Sanpei"
was catching tons with fly fishing.
**[05:34] ---**
If Sanpei could do it,
there's no way I can't!
**[05:37] ---**
Miss, it's not good to get
manga and reality mixed up.
***SIGN*** Not so fast!
**[05:41] ---**
But well, this *is* an anime.
**[05:42] ---**
Can't show you!
**[05:44] ---**
We'll start with fishing using
some kind of bait, like worms.
**[05:47] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous!
**[05:49] ---**
Fishing using worms is scary!
**[05:52] ---**
Then, instead of worms...
**[05:54] ---**
...how about some paste bait?
**[05:56] ---**
What?
**[05:57] ---**
In fishing,
**[05:59] ---**
it begins with crucians
and ends with crucians.
**[06:02] ---**
Crucians = Crucian Carp
**[06:03] ---**
Uh, could it be that you intend
to fish as well, Maria?
**[06:06] ---**
Yes, I think I'll enjoy
fishing some crucian carp
**[06:08] ---**
without having to think about
dinner ingredients for once.
**[06:11] ---**
That statement kind of muddles the issue
**[06:12] ---**
as to whether the Sanzenin household
is actually impressive or not...
**[06:26] ---**
Let's see...
**[06:28] ---**
First...
**[06:30] ---**
Oh, paste bait.
**[06:33] ---**
Hayate!
**[06:33] ---**
Yes?
**[06:34] ---**
I just saw something huge in the lake!
**[06:36] ---**
What? "Something"? Like what?
**[06:39] ---**
It's probably the guardian of
this lake! No doubt about it!
**[06:42] ---**
Oh, please.
**[06:43] ---**
I'm not lying!
**[06:44] ---**
Maria, is there such a thing in this...
**[06:47] ---**
She looks so focused, I can't
bring myself to disturb her.
**[06:50] ---**
More like, she's scary.
**[06:51] ---**
Well, that's fine.
**[06:52] ---**
Hayate, you just putter around
and catch some little fish.
**[06:55] ---**
Just watch! *I* will go catch
the guardian of this lake!
**[06:58] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[06:59] ---**
Then I think I'll use a lure.
**[07:03] ---**
*I'll need to watch the Miss, so she
doesn't get tangled up in the line*
**[07:05] ---**
*and get hurt...*
**[07:06] ---**
*What? Pop?*
**[07:12] ---**
Hayate, the rod went flying.
**[07:14] ---**
It's dangerous if you don't
hold on to it tightly.
**[07:18] ---**
I got one! Yaaah!
**[07:25] ---**
What?
**[07:25] ---**
What the?!
**[07:27] ---**
Ah, quite a shapely crucian carp.
**[07:29] ---**
Wow! You caught one already!
**[07:32] ---**
Oh, I seem to have gotten one, too!
**[07:37] ---**
Wow! Miss, this lake is really
good for fishing for some reason!
**[07:41] ---**
I-I see! Is that right?!
**[07:43] ---**
All right! I'll do it, too!
**[08:01] ---**
Fishing is boring.
**[08:03] ---**
You got tired of it incredibly quickly.
**[08:05] ---**
But my rods go flying!
**[08:07] ---**
That's because you don't hold on properly.
**[08:09] ---**
In that case, it might be better
to take a boat out into the lake.
**[08:14] ---**
A boat?
**[08:21] ---**
We're all alone out here, Miss.
**[08:24] ---**
I'm so happy, Hayate.
**[08:29] ---**
But fly fishing from a boat is difficult,
**[08:31] ---**
so perhaps it would be better to stay here...
**[08:34] ---**
Let's go, Hayate!
**[08:35] ---**
Miss?!
**[08:41] ---**
Please watch closely. This is
how you hold the rod and...
**[08:48] ---**
What do you think?
**[08:50] ---**
This way, you can cast properly, right?
**[08:52] ---**
R-R-Right.
**[08:54] ---**
**B-But I never imagined that
the moment we were left alone,**
**[08:57] ---**
**that Hayate would sidle up to me...**
**[08:58] ---**
**He's bolder than I thought.**
**[09:00] ---**
**She's bound to fall off if she
swings a rod around on the boat,**
**[09:03] ---**
**so I need to make sure I keep her steady.**
**[09:08] ---**
I suppose summer is almost over.
**[09:10] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Yeah...
**[09:12] ---**
A lot happened this summer, didn't it?
**[09:14] ---**
Like going to that seaside camp with everyone
**[09:16] ---**
and going to the amusement park with you...
**[09:18] ---**
T-True...
**[09:20] ---**
I had intended to come up with that lethal
technique during the summer break,
**[09:24] ---**
but in the end, I was unable to do it.
**[09:27] ---**
Even though you were so kind
as to offer your assistance...
**[09:31] ---**
I'm such a good-for-nothing, aren't I?
**[09:32] ---**
Tha... That's not true...
**[09:38] ---**
Shall we set off some sparklers
together after this?
**[09:42] ---**
Little cute ones, like you.
**[09:45] ---**
But well, I hope we catch the
guardian of the lake before that.
**[09:49] ---**
I don't... really care if we
don't catch him at this rate...
**[09:52] ---**
What?
**[09:54] ---**
Oh! Miss!
**[09:57] ---**
You got one!
**[09:59] ---**
Look, Miss! It's quite large! It just
might be the guardian of the lake!
**[10:09] ---**
Wha... What the?!
**[10:18] ---**
W-Watch out, Miss!
**[10:24] ---**
You idiot! Hayate, where do
you think you're grabbing me?!
**[10:26] ---**
Miss, let go of the rod!
**[10:28] ---**
You're the one who should let go, you idiot!
**[10:55] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:57] ---**
You really shouldn't have pushed your limits.
**[10:59] ---**
You're tiny, after all.
**[11:02] ---**
Shut up! Hinagiku's about the same size, too!
**[11:05] ---**
Huh?
**[11:06] ---**
Miss?
**[11:08] ---**
Anyway, let's quickly collect
Maria and go home...
**[11:19] ---**
I told you, didn't I?
**[11:21] ---**
In fishing, it begins with
crucians and ends with crucians.
**[11:24] ---**
Y-Yes, you did...
**[11:26] ---**
It's the guardian...
**[11:27] ---**
So, how did you catch it?
**[11:32] ---**
That is classified information.
**[11:34] ---**
**Incidentally, they apparently released
it because they couldn't eat it.**
**[11:41] ---**
I'm telling you, it's all about the crucians.
(Dakara hera dattsuuno, hera.)
**[11:46] ---**
Lucky Cha Cha Cha! No, wrong!
(Rakkii cha cha cha! Ja nai!)
**[11:57] ---**
Miss, you need to get out of
those wet clothes quickly.
**[12:01] ---**
Shut up! This all happened
because of you, you know!
**[12:04] ---**
P-Pardon me.
**[12:05] ---**
You should both take a bath
before you catch a cold.
**[12:10] ---**
Y-You idiot! Take a bath
together with Hayate?!
**[12:13] ---**
Like hell I could do such
an embarrassing thing!
**[12:16] ---**
No one said anything about
bathing together with Hayate...
**[12:19] ---**
What'll I do? I've made the Miss angry again.
**[12:22] ---**
Come on, Hayate, you, too.
Don't be so depressed.
**[12:25] ---**
Let's get warmed up quickly.
**[12:27] ---**
Huh?
**[12:28] ---**
Uh, um... When you say,
"Let's get warmed up"...
**[12:32] ---**
Could it be that you're inviting
me to bathe with you...?
**[12:35] ---**
Huh?
**[12:39] ---**
Yeah, like that would happen.
**[12:44] ---**
What have you been thinking about?
**[12:48] ---**
I am a coward.
**[12:50] ---**
What?
**[12:51] ---**
Why did I act in a way that
seemed like I was rejecting him?
**[12:54] ---**
**It sounds like there was yet
another episode between these two**
**[12:57] ---**
**that was open to misunderstanding.**
**[13:03] ---**
Baths are great.
**[13:05] ---**
It's the crowning achievement of the
civilization that the Lilim created.
**[13:09] ---**
Monopolizing this enormous
bath all by myself,
**[13:12] ---**
I can feel all the little
mistakes floating away from me.
**[13:15] ---**
Though, it'd be even better if
I could enjoy this with Maria.
**[13:20] ---**
What?
**[13:30] ---**
It can't be...
**[13:31] ---**
...Maria?
**[13:40] ---**
M-Maria, this is so... bold...
**[13:44] ---**
You go to such extremes to
avoid temporary contact.
**[13:47] ---**
What?!
**[13:48] ---**
Are you afraid of connecting
with other people?
**[13:55] ---**
What was that for?!
**[13:55] ---**
Shut up!
**[13:57] ---**
So, how've you been lately?
**[13:59] ---**
How have I been? Fine...
**[14:02] ---**
Say, don't you think the
water's a bit lukewarm?
**[14:04] ---**
What? You think so? Isn't this about normal?
**[14:06] ---**
Are you crazy?! This is totally lukewarm!
**[14:08] ---**
The water's got to be *hot* for us Edoites!
**[14:12] ---**
(Water-resistant)
**[14:12] ---**
Push.
**[14:18] ---**
H-Hey, are you sure about this?
**[14:19] ---**
If you mess around with that stuff...
**[14:21] ---**
Don't worry!
**[14:22] ---**
Let's see...
**[14:23] ---**
It's pretty DANGEROUS, man!
**[14:24] ---**
All right, I take this and...
**[14:25] ---**
Huh?
**[14:26] ---**
Damn! It's hard to press with my paw!
**[14:29] ---**
Hey! You shouldn't be so rough with it!
**[14:36] ---**
What was that noise just now?
**[14:37] ---**
I'll go check.
**[14:45] ---**
Hayate?!
**[14:47] ---**
We just heard a really loud noise...
**[14:50] ---**
Maria...
**[14:51] ---**
Crap!
**[14:52] ---**
Hey! Tama!
**[14:53] ---**
You're planning on running
away by yourself, aren't you?!
**[14:55] ---**
Hold it, Tama!
**[14:57] ---**
Tama?
**[14:57] ---**
What?
**[15:00] ---**
Hey! Don't run!
**[15:02] ---**
Hayate, what in the world...
**[15:05] ---**
What?
**[15:13] ---**
Uh, um...
**[15:14] ---**
Would you like to use this for now?
**[15:17] ---**
Th-Thank you...
**[15:21] ---**
**It's over...**
**[15:27] ---**
I wonder if I should apologize
to Hayate, after all.
**[15:32] ---**
And tell him I feel bad for acting
cold towards him earlier...
**[15:35] ---**
Hayate...
**[15:37] ---**
Of all people, to be seen
like that by Maria...
**[15:43] ---**
Hey! Hayate!
**[15:49] ---**
Hayate?
**[15:54] ---**
I can't go on living at
this residence any longer!
**[15:58] ---**
What?!
**[16:03] ---**
Maria...
**[16:04] ---**
What'll I do?
**[16:06] ---**
I never thought Hayate would
get that depressed over me...
**[16:09] ---**
At this rate, our love will come
to an end along with the summer!
**[16:12] ---**
I have to do something about it!
**[16:18] ---**
Hey, there, butler-in-debt!
**[16:20] ---**
What're you so down about?
**[16:21] ---**
You!
**[16:25] ---**
Now, now, you're still
young. Don't brood so much.
**[16:28] ---**
Whose fault do you think this is?
**[16:30] ---**
Then how's about making up for it by dying?
**[16:33] ---**
Isn't there something I could
do before I consider death?
**[16:35] ---**
Then how about something like this?
**[16:37] ---**
Let's start by fixing the bath
you broke along with the boiler.
**[16:41] ---**
That's fine, but you're the
one who broke everything.
**[16:45] ---**
Boiler Room
Caution: It's flammable, ya know!
**[16:54] ---**
What?
**[16:55] ---**
The Sanzenin residence
boiler is powered by AKIRA?
**[16:58] ---**
It's *this* mansion's boiler.
It's no ordinary beast.
**[17:02] ---**
Or more like,
**[17:03] ---**
I see markings that clearly indicate
messing with things will be a bad idea...
**[17:06] ---**
Don't mess with things here,
amateur. It's dangerous.
**[17:09] ---**
I don't want a tiger telling me that.
**[17:14] ---**
H-Hey, are you really sure about this?
**[17:16] ---**
Quit your grumbling.
**[17:18] ---**
Let's see...
**[17:19] ---**
Is someone here?
**[17:24] ---**
Maria!
**[17:25] ---**
M-Meow...
**[17:26] ---**
Hayate! And Tama...
**[17:28] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[17:30] ---**
Well, um, I thought I'd
fix the bath that I broke,
**[17:33] ---**
so I came down to the boiler room...
**[17:34] ---**
Actually, what are *you* doing here, Maria?
**[17:36] ---**
Well...
**[17:38] ---**
I had the same thought
as you to fix the bath...
**[17:41] ---**
**She turned away from me!**
**[17:43] ---**
**This is terrible! She probably doesn't
even want to see my face anymore!**
**[17:48] ---**
*Somehow, I feel awkward seeing him
after that episode in the bath...*
**[17:52] ---**
Huh?
**[17:54] ---**
What?!
**[17:55] ---**
Wh-Wh-What are you crying about, Hayate?!
**[17:57] ---**
Because... Because I...
**[18:00] ---**
**Aw, man, this is kind of
becoming a pain in the butt.**
**[18:03] ---**
**No guy should bawl like that.**
**[18:05] ---**
**This is the boiler, right?**
**[18:07] ---**
**I'll fix this and get on out of here.**
**[18:12] ---**
**Huh?**
**[18:13] ---**
**Damn it!**
**[18:14] ---**
**What the hell?!**
**[18:15] ---**
**It's so hard to press with my paw!**
**[18:44] ---**
Maria!
**[18:54] ---**
Are you all right, Maria?!
**[18:57] ---**
Maria?!
**[18:59] ---**
Hayate...
**[19:00] ---**
We're going to drown at this
rate, so I'll drain the water!
**[19:03] ---**
What?! But how?!
**[19:05] ---**
I'm going to borrow this for a bit.
**[19:07] ---**
What?
**[19:07] ---**
If I put a small crack in the wall,
the water pressure should do the rest.
**[19:14] ---**
We'll ride that wave.
**[19:15] ---**
Hang on to me tightly!
**[19:17] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:18] ---**
Here we go!
**[19:36] ---**
Are you all right, Maria?
**[19:38] ---**
Y-Yes, somehow...
**[19:41] ---**
But...
**[19:43] ---**
The boiler room is a mess now...
**[19:46] ---**
P-Pardon me.
**[19:48] ---**
Fireworks Set for Slightly Good Kids
**[19:48] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:52] ---**
Hayate?! Where are you?!
**[19:56] ---**
*Right now, this is about all I
can do to return his feelings,*
**[20:01] ---**
*but someday, for sure...!*
**[20:10] ---**
I really am a good-for-nothing, aren't I?
**[20:14] ---**
I'm always making trouble for others...
**[20:17] ---**
Maybe I'm not suited to
being a butler, after all.
**[20:20] ---**
You really are a strange one.
**[20:23] ---**
You're capable of doing anything flawlessly,
**[20:26] ---**
but you're unable to do anything
passably without making mistakes.
**[20:30] ---**
But the way you dedicate
yourself to these things...
**[20:34] ---**
I can't say it's not appealing.
**[20:39] ---**
Th-Thank you very much!
**[20:41] ---**
I'll continue to work hard to
be worthy of your kindness!
**[20:44] ---**
But well, please do fix the bath.
**[20:46] ---**
I will! Let me get right to it!
**[20:47] ---**
Oh, it doesn't have to be now...
**[21:00] ---**
M-Maria...
**[21:01] ---**
Hayate...
**[21:04] ---**
Ha-ya-te!
**[21:14] ---**
M-Miss...
**[21:16] ---**
To think you would go for Maria
when you already have me...
**[21:26] ---**
For real?!
**[21:27] ---**
You despicable scoundrel!
**[21:36] ---**
**And thus, the butler-in-debt's
fond summer memories**
**[21:38] ---**
**met an untimely demise in the night sky.**
**[21:41] ---**
**So anyway, next episode, we finally
enter the new school term.**
**[21:43] ---**
**He will be fighting the
student council members**
**[21:45] ---**
**as well as the teachers' conspiracies!**
**[21:50] ---**
Good show!
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
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Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
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Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
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Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Isumi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Nagi...
**[23:28] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
A good morning to yogurt! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:35] ---**
I am Isumi Saginomiya.
**[23:36] ---**
Isumi, this song is so soothing, isn't it?
**[23:39] ---**
Oh, my dear Hayate!
**[23:40] ---**
Hayate, you said the same
thing to Maria, too!
**[23:42] ---**
What? Did I?
**[23:43] ---**
Serving as a main host in this
segment is too much for you, Hayate!
**[23:46] ---**
Pardon me, Miss.
**[23:48] ---**
You both seem to having such fun.
**[23:51] ---**
And so, Sakuya will be
appearing starting next time.
**[23:54] ---**
Fare-well-pickled scallions!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[23:58] ---**
I'm Makimura and I'll be in charge
of this class starting today.
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
What?! What's the developer of
the caregiver robot doing here?
**[24:04] ---**
This is bad. At this rate,
my position at Hakuou...
**[24:06] ---**
No, my position in this very
anime is extremely precarious!
**[24:09] ---**
So there you have it, Ayasaki!
You're going to help me!
**[24:11] ---**
No, thank you.
**[24:12] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
"A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears".
**[24:16] ---**
Don't get depressed, Hayata!
**[24:18] ---**
You know, how do I say this?
I like being punished, too.
**[24:19] ---**
A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears
**[24:22] ---**
Can *you* believe it?
**[24:24] ---**
# 23 - A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:11] ---**
It goes so fast.
**[00:13] ---**
The new term starts today already.
**[00:15] ---**
I'd better work hard with a
renewed sense of enthusiasm.
**[00:17] ---**
A commendable attitude, as always.
**[00:20] ---**
Oh, good morning, Maria.
**[00:22] ---**
I'll go wake the Miss.
**[00:24] ---**
Oh, there's no need for that.
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I've decided to let her stay home today.
**[00:29] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[00:30] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[00:37] ---**
She seems to have caught a cold.
**[00:40] ---**
Hayate? Are you there, Hayate?
**[00:42] ---**
Y-Yes, Miss!
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I am going to school.
**[00:45] ---**
You mustn't!
**[00:46] ---**
Playing hooky is for when
you're healthy and well.
**[00:49] ---**
My pride as the queen of
unproductive members of society
**[00:51] ---**
will not permit me to stay
home over a fever like this!
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There she goes spouting nonsense again.
**[00:57] ---**
What are you doing, Hayate?
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Please just rest quietly.
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I'll stay home as well
and look after you today.
**[01:04] ---**
Hayate...
**[01:08] ---**
You cannot!
**[01:09] ---**
What?
**[01:10] ---**
If you miss school with me,
it will affect your grades.
**[01:15] ---**
One day won't make that big a difference.
**[01:16] ---**
You're not a super genius like me!
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The points you lose from
missing just one day of school
**[01:22] ---**
will prove fatal for a transfer
student like you at Hakuou!
**[01:26] ---**
Miss!
**[01:27] ---**
Do not mind me!
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I...
**[01:30] ---**
I will be fine. I will
not be done in so easily.
**[01:34] ---**
So leave this to me...
**[01:36] ---**
No, Miss!
**[01:38] ---**
Go, Hayate!
**[01:40] ---**
Miss!
**[01:40] ---**
**What's up with this anime?**
**[01:43] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:46] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
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**A butler is a formal guardian,**
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**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
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**Yes!**
**[01:57] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
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**A super combat battle story!**
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Okay, we're going to start class!
**[02:07] ---**
Miss Makimura, I have a question.
**[02:08] ---**
Yes, what is it, Azumamiya?
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The Chief's so cool as a teacher, too!
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Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:12] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:18] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:18] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:25] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:25] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:28] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
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And hunkering down is no fun
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Sore ja kakko warui yo!
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That's just not cool!
**[02:37] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:37] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
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Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:41] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:46] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:46] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:49] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
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As a great rippling wave swallows us up
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Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:56] ---**
Just let it take you
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Kanchigai no yume
**[03:03] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
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Mato-hazure no kitai
**[03:06] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
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Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[03:09] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
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Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:15] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:22] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:22] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:40] ---**
A Non-Kiddy Genius Teacher Appears
**[03:48] ---**
*I wonder if the Miss will be all right...*
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Morning.
**[03:56] ---**
Hinagiku!
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Doesn't it feel like it's been forever?
**[03:59] ---**
Now that you mention it, it does.
**[04:01] ---**
So, were you able to master
your lethal technique?
**[04:03] ---**
What?
**[04:04] ---**
Oh, well, I made various
efforts at it, but...
**[04:07] ---**
It's okay, there's no rush.
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Thank you very much.
**[04:12] ---**
So? Is Nagi playing hooky as always?
**[04:15] ---**
No, that's not it.
**[04:16] ---**
She's already caught her first
cold of the school term.
**[04:19] ---**
What? Oh, that's worrisome...
**[04:21] ---**
Yes.
**[04:22] ---**
Maybe I'll go visit her.
**[04:23] ---**
Oh, please do! I'm sure
the Miss would like that.
**[04:26] ---**
Then I'll drop by for a bit after school...
**[04:28] ---**
Hinaemon! Help me, Hinaemon!
**[04:31] ---**
WHAM!!
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Honestly! What a racket
so early in the morning!
**[04:36] ---**
You're so mean, Hinaemon!
**[04:38] ---**
You want to borrow money again, don't you?
**[04:40] ---**
Do not! Big Sis has lots of
problems other than money, too!
**[04:45] ---**
Don't be proud of it!
**[04:46] ---**
Um, what happened?
**[04:48] ---**
So good of you to ask, Ayasaki!
**[04:51] ---**
You see, there's a new teacher coming in,
**[04:53] ---**
so I got demoted from homeroom teacher
to assistant homeroom teacher!
**[04:57] ---**
A new teacher?
**[05:01] ---**
Shiori Makimura
**[05:01] ---**
Nice to meet you!
**[05:02] ---**
I'm Makimura and I'll be in charge
of this class starting today.
**[05:05] ---**
What?!
**[05:07] ---**
I look forward to teaching you!
**[05:10] ---**
Hmm, Miss Makimura, huh?
**[05:12] ---**
I just hope she's easier than Yukiji.
**[05:14] ---**
Well, I don't really care.
**[05:16] ---**
**Why? What's the creator of the
caregiver robot doing here?**
**[05:20] ---**
**I'll explain then.**
**[05:22] ---**
Model 7, Model 8, Model 9,
10, Model 11, and Model 12...
**[05:26] ---**
Every unit has gone berserk
**[05:28] ---**
or was seriously damaged
and went up in flames.
**[05:31] ---**
I see...
**[05:32] ---**
Makimura, what are your thoughts on this?
**[05:36] ---**
Um... Um...
**[05:38] ---**
Not enough firepower?
**[05:40] ---**
What would be the point in
causing *more* explosions?!
**[05:42] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[05:45] ---**
Do you know what's the most
important thing to a scientist?
**[05:49] ---**
The most important thing?
**[05:51] ---**
That's right. The important thing
as a person who makes things.
**[05:55] ---**
Naturally, that's...
**[05:56] ---**
Oh, I know! Cake! It's cake, isn't it?!
**[06:00] ---**
Sweet things are important for your brain.
**[06:02] ---**
Yup! Exactly! Because it
stimulates the pleasure center
**[06:04] ---**
and releases endorphin
into the brain! Wait...
**[06:08] ---**
WRONG!
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It's heart!
**[06:12] ---**
As a person, the most important
thing is to have heart
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and you are definitely lacking in that area!
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Makimura, in order to have you
learn what heart is about,
**[06:20] ---**
I am going to have you teach at
Hakuou Academy, your alma mater.
**[06:24] ---**
What?
**[06:26] ---**
**Well? Do you understand the situation now?**
**[06:28] ---**
**Hayate and you, there, sitting
in front of the television!**
**[06:31] ---**
Yes, sort of.
**[06:33] ---**
But the way Miss Katsura
is looking at Miss Makimura
**[06:37] ---**
seems tremendously scary to me...
**[06:39] ---**
Everyone, let's work hard again
today with big smiles on our faces!
**[06:42] ---**
**Hah! What's with her?!**
**[06:43] ---**
Now, I want to know what level you're at,
**[06:44] ---**
**There's no way she can
win them over so easily!**
**[06:48] ---**
so I'd like to give you a pop test!
**[06:51] ---**
What? Is she serious?
**[06:53] ---**
This sucks!
**[06:56] ---**
Oh, dear. This is a bit of a pickle.
**[06:59] ---**
**I've won!**
**[07:00] ---**
**The students won't go along with such
hardcore methods right off the bat!**
**[07:05] ---**
Okay, time's up! Please
collect them in order.
**[07:08] ---**
That was pretty hard, wasn't it?
**[07:10] ---**
Give us a break.
**[07:13] ---**
**I think it's about time**
**[07:14] ---**
**for me to show off the popularity
of the veteran teacher.**
**[07:18] ---**
Man, good work, everyone!
**[07:20] ---**
It wasn't fair to spring a test
on you right after summer break.
**[07:23] ---**
I totally understand how you all feel!
**[07:26] ---**
So, an average score of 82.3...
**[07:30] ---**
You're all so smart.
**[07:32] ---**
Miss Segawa and Miss Hanabishi,
you seem to miscalculate a lot.
**[07:35] ---**
Miss Asakaze, your weak
point is story problems.
**[07:37] ---**
And Ayasaki, you've got
the fundamentals down.
**[07:41] ---**
Um, Miss Makimura, what
are you talking about?
**[07:44] ---**
What do you mean? I'm just
announcing the test results...
**[07:48] ---**
Wait! Do I have to mark everything
with a red pen when grading?!
**[07:53] ---**
Oh, no! What a pain!
**[07:55] ---**
Oh, I know! Miss Katsura,
could I ask you to do that?
**[07:59] ---**
I'll be counting on you.
**[08:01] ---**
Wait, why should I have to...?!
**[08:03] ---**
Miss Makimura!
**[08:04] ---**
I have a question about Problem 2!
**[08:06] ---**
Miss Makimura, please teach me how
to get the solution to Problem 5!
**[08:15] ---**
Um...
**[08:16] ---**
I see.
**[08:17] ---**
Her intelligence is on the
order of a supercomputer.
**[08:19] ---**
It's no surprise that Katsy got demoted.
**[08:23] ---**
Farewell, Yukiji.
**[08:24] ---**
I wish you well, even after
you've quit teaching.
**[08:26] ---**
Like hell I'm quitting!
**[08:30] ---**
Goodbye, Miss Makimura!
**[08:32] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[08:35] ---**
This is bad...
**[08:36] ---**
At this rate, my position at Hakuou...
**[08:38] ---**
No, my position in this very
anime is extremely precarious!
**[08:42] ---**
**I have to do something about
this as soon as possible.**
**[08:45] ---**
**But what?**
**[08:47] ---**
It's finally over.
**[08:49] ---**
School seems so dull without the Miss around.
**[08:53] ---**
Hayata!
**[08:56] ---**
Here, the printouts from today.
**[08:58] ---**
Make sure you give them to Little Nagi, okay?
**[09:01] ---**
Oh, thank you very much!
**[09:03] ---**
You owe me one now.
**[09:05] ---**
But why are you doing this?
**[09:07] ---**
Why? But of course!
**[09:09] ---**
It's because Izumi is the committee
chairman of this class!
**[09:12] ---**
Committee chairman?
**[09:14] ---**
Oh! You're the student council
committee chairman, right?
**[09:19] ---**
Hayata, I am the leader of this class.
**[09:23] ---**
We can't have you forgetting that.
**[09:25] ---**
That's right. She's Red.
**[09:28] ---**
Miss Committee Chairman,
**[09:30] ---**
Red!
**[09:32] ---**
And I am Blue.
**[09:34] ---**
The vice chairman of this class, Blue!
**[09:38] ---**
Furthermore, who knows? Friend or foe?
**[09:40] ---**
Disciplinary committee member, Black!
**[09:44] ---**
Together, the three of us are...
**[09:45] ---**
Hakuou Sword
**[09:45] ---**
...the student council officers!
**[09:50] ---**
That's great. Sounds like fun.
**[09:52] ---**
And now, Hayata, we'll specially present you
**[09:54] ---**
with the designation of Ocher,
which is currently available.
**[09:58] ---**
No, thank you, I'll decline.
**[10:00] ---**
But doesn't student council
work keep you rather busy?
**[10:04] ---**
Aw, not really.
**[10:06] ---**
Even if we do a so-so job,
**[10:08] ---**
our absolutely perfect student body
president will handle it for us.
**[10:11] ---**
That about sums it up.
**[10:12] ---**
Bwahahaha
**[10:13] ---**
**Hinagiku really has it rough.**
**[10:15] ---**
But I guess being committee
chairman can be a pain sometimes.
**[10:16] ---**
Report
**[10:19] ---**
For example, there's this Class Report.
**[10:21] ---**
It has to be submitted by the end of the day.
**[10:22] ---**
Wow! There's so much to fill out!
**[10:25] ---**
But it's no problemo!
**[10:27] ---**
These are the times when the three of us,
Red, Blue, and Black, join forces and...
**[10:33] ---**
O-Ocher! L-Let the two
of us join forces and...!
**[10:38] ---**
I understand. I am not Ocher, but I'll help.
**[10:42] ---**
Oh, there you are! Ayasaki, would
you come with me for a sec?!
**[10:47] ---**
Just hurry!
**[10:51] ---**
What about the Report?!
**[10:55] ---**
Hehehe, I love apples.
(Ihihihi, ringo daisuki.)
**[10:59] ---**
Your villainy is known to us!
(Kisama no akuji minuitari!)
**[11:04] ---**
Miss Katsura, what in the world?!
**[11:06] ---**
Okay!
**[11:08] ---**
Listen to me, Ayasaki. Stand
right there for a while.
**[11:12] ---**
What is this about, Miss Katsura?
**[11:14] ---**
Would you like to know my
thoroughly calculated strategy?
**[11:17] ---**
Strategy?
**[11:19] ---**
I'll make an exception and explain it to you.
**[11:21] ---**
First, that woman will come
out of the faculty office.
**[11:24] ---**
And I'll place this Gundam model there!
**[11:25] ---**
Then...
**[11:27] ---**
Oh! My hand-made Nightingale that's
more important than my own life!
**[11:32] ---**
How dare you?!
**[11:34] ---**
But in her path will be...
**[11:37] ---**
SIGN: Wet Rag
**[11:37] ---**
And I'll follow up on that!
***SIGN*** Hayate
**[11:42] ---**
Makimura
**[11:47] ---**
If I spread photos like that,
she's sure to be forced to quit!
**[11:52] ---**
Do you understand this
masterful plan of mine now?
**[11:55] ---**
I understand that you're
not right in the head.
**[11:59] ---**
What did you say?!
**[12:01] ---**
Please excuse me.
**[12:02] ---**
Wait!
**[12:03] ---**
Students have to listen
to what a teacher says!
**[12:06] ---**
Please let go of me!
**[12:08] ---**
I don't want to help with such a childish
Kasukabe Defense Force-like plot!
**[12:12] ---**
Just shut up and work with me!
**[12:14] ---**
I don't want to!
**[12:17] ---**
Um, is something the matter?
**[12:22] ---**
I heard something about a plot...?
**[12:25] ---**
N-No, um, so...
**[12:28] ---**
I was teaching him that at the station,
you wait behind the plot line.
**[12:31] ---**
Wait, that's not "plot
line"! That's "white line"!
**[12:33] ---**
Oh, what fun! What fun!
**[12:36] ---**
Come on! You say something
smooth to back me up, too!
**[12:39] ---**
Go on!
**[12:48] ---**
Heaven is on my side!
**[12:50] ---**
I never imagined I'd get
such a photo by accident.
**[12:54] ---**
I have to hurry and post this on
all the school bulletin boards!
**[12:56] ---**
Hey! What are you thinking?!
**[13:01] ---**
I will become the god of the new world!
**[13:05] ---**
N-No, there's no reason to panic!
**[13:07] ---**
We just have to explain that
it's a total misunderstanding!
**[13:11] ---**
Isn't that right, Miss Makimura?
**[13:13] ---**
After what was done to me...
**[13:15] ---**
I'm ruined for marriage now!
**[13:17] ---**
No! Not like that!
**[13:23] ---**
*This will be embarrassing for the Miss...*
**[13:26] ---**
Did you know? Miss Sanzenin's butler was...
**[13:29] ---**
No way! That's terrible!
**[13:32] ---**
I must protect the Miss's
honor, no matter what!
**[13:36] ---**
**Right around then, not knowing any
of this at the Sanzenin residence...**
**[13:41] ---**
I'm relieved to see you doing
better than I expected.
**[13:44] ---**
Yes, my fever is completely gone now, too.
**[13:47] ---**
That reminds me, what did
you do during summer break?
**[13:50] ---**
What?
**[13:51] ---**
I enjoyed it pretty fully.
**[13:54] ---**
First, I went to a fireworks
festival with Hayate.
**[13:56] ---**
Then, I went to the seaside camp with Hayate,
**[13:59] ---**
I went to the amusement park with
Hayate, and I went fishing with Hayate.
**[14:02] ---**
Also, with Hayate...
**[14:05] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[14:07] ---**
Nothing, it's just that you
sound so happy talking about it.
**[14:10] ---**
What? I-It's not *that* big a deal...
**[14:14] ---**
Come on, tell me more.
**[14:16] ---**
Sure! And I also played
lots of games with Hayate!
**[14:20] ---**
Oh, that's right. I also watched
"Soft Tank" with Hayate, too. And...
**[14:21] ---**
*A lively chat about summer memories.*
**[14:26] ---**
Miss Katsura, please wait!
**[14:30] ---**
Like hell I gotta, panna cotta!
**[14:36] ---**
Haha! Bye-bye!
**[14:45] ---**
I'm going to take it from you,
even if I have to do it by force!
**[14:56] ---**
Aw, man, I never did get to see
Hayate during summer break.
**[15:06] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[15:12] ---**
Why don't you think about giving up soon?
**[15:15] ---**
You're awfully persistent yourself.
**[15:25] ---**
Oh! I found you, Hayata! Gotcha!
**[15:28] ---**
SIGN: Report
**[15:28] ---**
You're awful! You said you'd
help me write the Report!
**[15:33] ---**
Miss Segawa! You've come at the perfect time!
**[15:36] ---**
Please take out the memory
card from that camera!
**[15:40] ---**
What photos are on here?
**[15:42] ---**
Photos of Ayasaki tied up with rope
and looking like he's in ecstasy!
**[15:46] ---**
Please don't make stuff up!
**[15:48] ---**
I knew it. So you *do* have a
taste for that sort of thing.
**[15:51] ---**
What?
**[15:52] ---**
You're kind of girly, so I thought
you might like being punished.
**[15:57] ---**
What?! Since when did my
character get that reputation?
**[15:59] ---**
Don't get so depressed, Hayata!
**[16:03] ---**
You know, how do I say this?
I like being punished, too.
**[16:07] ---**
What?
**[16:08] ---**
Oh, no! I didn't mean it like that!
**[16:10] ---**
Sheesh! Now Hayata thinks I'm a
weird girl because of you, Katsy!
**[16:15] ---**
I cannot let you get away with this now!
**[16:17] ---**
Oh-ho. Then what will you do?
**[16:20] ---**
I am going to take this memory card.
**[16:25] ---**
This is the end of the line for you.
**[16:31] ---**
If you'll take my side,
**[16:33] ---**
I'll help you with all of your
homework for the next 3 months!
**[16:39] ---**
There's no way you can
win her over like that...
**[16:42] ---**
Here you are.
**[16:43] ---**
The deal is sealed!
**[16:44] ---**
What?!
**[16:46] ---**
Sorry about that, Hayata.
**[16:50] ---**
And away I go!
**[16:57] ---**
You're...!
**[17:02] ---**
Uh...
**[17:04] ---**
And who might you be?
**[17:09] ---**
Are you the one who made my sweet honey cry?
**[17:13] ---**
N-No, I'm not!
**[17:16] ---**
I-It was him! Him!
**[17:19] ---**
Eight!
**[17:20] ---**
Eight!
**[17:23] ---**
I'm so sorry, Eight.
**[17:24] ---**
For acting in a way that
betrayed you, my lover...
**[17:27] ---**
Like I said, nothing happened!
**[17:30] ---**
Actually, wait, when did you two get
into that kind of relationship?!
**[17:33] ---**
Unforgivable!
**[17:43] ---**
Interesting!
**[17:45] ---**
You've made me get serious!
**[17:47] ---**
If you've got a fight for me, I'm
buying, even if I have to go into debt!
**[17:49] ---**
Why does it end up that way?
**[17:56] ---**
And she's fighting him like an equal, too!
**[17:59] ---**
Why you!
**[18:00] ---**
Watch out!
**[18:07] ---**
You're pretty good.
**[18:09] ---**
Same to you, too!
**[18:11] ---**
Please stop! Don't fight for me!
**[18:14] ---**
Wow, I wonder how it's going to end!
**[18:16] ---**
So thrilling! So exciting!
**[18:22] ---**
What should I do?
**[18:25] ---**
Don't Push
**[18:25] ---**
Any way you slice it, that's
a self-destruct button.
**[18:28] ---**
All right! If I just push that...
**[18:30] ---**
Oh, but no! I can't do that!
**[18:33] ---**
If I push that button now, there
will be a humongous blast!
**[18:37] ---**
When that happens...
**[18:42] ---**
When that happens, Miss Segawa will be...
**[18:44] ---**
It's no problem, Hayata.
**[18:46] ---**
Uh, but with someone in
a skirt nearby... um...
**[18:51] ---**
Oh!
**[18:54] ---**
I wear bike shorts under it like
Hina, so it's totally okay.
**[18:58] ---**
Thank you, bike shorts!
**[19:04] ---**
Blown to smithereens!
**[19:15] ---**
Eight...
**[19:18] ---**
So futile... This is so terribly futile.
**[19:21] ---**
What?
**[19:22] ---**
But I mean, isn't that right?
**[19:23] ---**
Fighting doesn't give rise to anything!
**[19:26] ---**
Miss Katsura...
**[19:28] ---**
Everything that happened is all his fault.
**[19:33] ---**
But I'm begging you!
**[19:34] ---**
Please... Please, for my sake,
as his teacher, forgive him!
**[19:40] ---**
You see, adolescent boys are really
bad at controlling their emotions.
**[19:45] ---**
And it's my role as a teacher
to guide and instruct them.
**[19:49] ---**
At times, the way they're
almost painfully delicate
**[19:52] ---**
is heartbreaking and agonizing,
and you hit a wall sometimes...
**[19:55] ---**
But I will never turn away from them!
**[19:59] ---**
Because... Because I'm a
teacher! Because I love them!
**[20:06] ---**
Miss Katsura! I... I finally understand!
**[20:09] ---**
That it's important to have heart!
**[20:12] ---**
Miss Makimura...
**[20:13] ---**
I admire you, Miss Katsura!
**[20:15] ---**
I want to become like you, too!
**[20:18] ---**
Really? But the path of a
teacher is fraught with peril.
**[20:21] ---**
You still have a lot to learn.
**[20:25] ---**
I am ready to face it!
**[20:27] ---**
All right. If you're
prepared to go that far...
**[20:31] ---**
Starting today, I'll hold
study sessions for you!
**[20:34] ---**
Mainly at pubs! For about the
difference between the salaries
**[20:37] ---**
of a homeroom teacher and
an assistant teacher!
**[20:39] ---**
My! How reassuring you are!
**[20:42] ---**
**Just as I planned!**
**[20:45] ---**
**And thus...**
**[20:49] ---**
I know a good place that I go to often.
**[20:51] ---**
Hey, sounds good!
**[20:53] ---**
**...the ultimate battle of clever
strategies came to an end.**
**[20:56] ---**
**Leaving the butler-in-debt behind,**
**[20:58] ---**
**thinking about how there
are all kinds of smarts.**
**[21:02] ---**
What was all the trouble I went through for?
**[21:05] ---**
Now, now. The Report got written
without any mishap, too,
**[21:08] ---**
so it's a happy ending.
**[21:14] ---**
Th-This is...
**[21:16] ---**
*I played with Hayata and the others
today and it was a lot of fun!*
***SIGN*** I played with Hayata and the others today and it was a lot of fun! P.S. Sorry, Hina. I'll leave the rest to you!!
**[21:20] ---**
That's a journal entry!
**[21:23] ---**
Cheers!
**[21:25] ---**
Oh, that's right. Miss Katsura, we'll
be counting on you to pay the bill.
**[21:28] ---**
What?!
**[21:30] ---**
I mean, you *are* older and also
senior to me as a teacher.
**[21:32] ---**
Thanks for treating.
**[21:34] ---**
What?!
**[21:35] ---**
Doooom
**[21:37] ---**
**You reap what you sow.**
**[21:38] ---**
**Humans are so interesting.**
**[21:40] ---**
**Next time is a must-see for girls, too!**
**[21:42] ---**
**He will be fighting his
numerous appealing qualities!**
**[21:46] ---**
I had very little screen
time in this episode!
**[21:48] ---**
Now, now, that's going to
happen once in a while.
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
I love you to Earth! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
Nice to see ya again! It's
Sakuya. How've ya been?
**[23:36] ---**
But this sure is a girlish song, quite
different from your image, Saku.
**[23:40] ---**
Do you think so?
**[23:41] ---**
I believe the powerful tone of
this song fits Sakuya perfectly.
**[23:44] ---**
What's with the two of ya?
Makin' these random comments...
**[23:46] ---**
The truth is, ya hadn't heard the
song yet when ya recorded this.
**[23:49] ---**
Whoa, she went and said it!
**[23:50] ---**
The director and the staff're in a bind,
**[23:52] ---**
so I'm beggin' ya, Geneon, get the
songs in as early as ya can...
**[23:54] ---**
See you again next time!
**[23:55] ---**
Hey, what're ya doin'?!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
My dear Hayate, you seem
rather happy for some reason.
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I am. A certain person thanked me.
**[24:03] ---**
Oh, my.
**[24:04] ---**
With the string of mishaps and people
giving me unfriendly looks lately,
**[24:07] ---**
I'd been feeling a bit down, so...
**[24:09] ---**
My dear Hayate.
**[24:10] ---**
Yes?
**[24:11] ---**
I want you to know that I
love you, my dear Hayate.
**[24:14] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"I've Never Had the Trouble
of Being Too Popular".
**[24:18] ---**
When I saw them yesterday, it looked
to me like they were embracing, but...
**[24:19] ---**
I've Never Had the Trouble
of Being Too Popular
**[24:22] ---**
Om Shura Sowaka!
**[24:24] ---**
# 24 - I've Never Had the Trouble of Being Too Popular
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:11] ---**
Shoot!
**[00:15] ---**
SIGN: Little Haruhi's U2
**[00:17] ---**
What is the matter?
**[00:18] ---**
I forgot to return this
DVD to Wataru's store.
**[00:21] ---**
Then I shall go return it.
**[00:23] ---**
How long have you had it?
**[00:26] ---**
Roughly 2 years.
**[00:27] ---**
What?!
**[00:28] ---**
No, it may be closer to 3 years by now.
**[00:36] ---**
Hurrying at this point is moot, but
I just have to get this returned.
**[00:42] ---**
Why a potted plant?!
**[00:52] ---**
I have a feeling luck's not with me today...
**[00:55] ---**
Closed due to special circumstances
**[00:56] ---**
Luck really isn't with me today...
**[00:58] ---**
But then, it's not like
anything unfortunate happened.
**[01:13] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:16] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:19] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:22] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[01:26] ---**
**Yes!**
**[01:27] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[01:31] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[01:35] ---**
The Young Sir does not understand
what is in a woman's heart.
**[01:38] ---**
Honestly! Young Sir, you cur!
**[01:39] ---**
Teehee.
**[01:42] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[01:42] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[01:48] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[01:48] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:55] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:55] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:58] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:58] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:03] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:03] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:07] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:07] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:11] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:11] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:16] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:16] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:19] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:19] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[02:26] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[02:26] ---**
Just let it take you
**[02:33] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[02:33] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[02:36] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[02:36] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[02:39] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[02:39] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[02:45] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[02:45] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:52] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:52] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:11] ---**
I've Never Had the Trouble
of Being Too Popular
**[03:14] ---**
I have returned.
**[03:17] ---**
I'm sorry, Hayate! That DVD was actually...
**[03:20] ---**
My apologies. Wataru's
store was closed today,
**[03:23] ---**
so I left it in the return box.
**[03:25] ---**
Oh, no, about that...
**[03:27] ---**
Oh, welcome!
**[03:29] ---**
Hello.
**[03:30] ---**
Shoot! I let my guard down
and didn't prep a joke!
**[03:33] ---**
To what do we owe the pleasure today?
**[03:35] ---**
You have to ask "to what"?!
**[03:36] ---**
I came to check on Nagi, 'cause I heard
she hasn't been to school at all!
**[03:39] ---**
Now that you mention it!
**[03:40] ---**
No more of this needless conversation!
**[03:42] ---**
The wonderful tea will get cold!
**[03:45] ---**
It's ice tea!
**[03:47] ---**
The lingering summer heat is
still ruthless, after all.
**[03:49] ---**
True.
**[03:51] ---**
Considering how hot it is now in September,
**[03:52] ---**
I wonder how hot it'll get
in October and November.
**[03:55] ---**
Why would ya wonder that?!
**[03:58] ---**
But that was good. Keep it up!
**[04:00] ---**
Having said that, it's
actually autumn already.
**[04:03] ---**
When it comes to autumn,
it's the season of eating.
**[04:05] ---**
Yes, yes, because it's the season
where you get beat a lot.
**[04:08] ---**
Autumn, the season of beating!
**[04:09] ---**
Just kidding.
**[04:14] ---**
Falter and ya lose!
**[04:17] ---**
Have confidence in yer own material!
**[04:19] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[04:20] ---**
Speaking of which...
**[04:23] ---**
Ya got a new openin' line?
**[04:25] ---**
Opening line?
**[04:25] ---**
Or is it a new careless thing you did?
**[04:27] ---**
Yes, my stole...
**[04:31] ---**
Your stole?
**[04:32] ---**
Yes.
**[04:34] ---**
It is a new stole, but
somewhere, I carelessly...
**[04:38] ---**
You left it and forgot it?
**[04:39] ---**
Oh, then I'll go look for it.
**[04:42] ---**
Oh, no, I do not really care
if it is lost for good.
**[04:45] ---**
It only cost about 50 million yen, so...
**[04:48] ---**
I'll go look for it right
away, on the double!
**[04:50] ---**
He is such a kind person.
**[04:52] ---**
Well, of course! My Hayate is the
world's most kind and dependable man!
**[05:00] ---**
**As I recall, Isumi was resting
in the guest bedroom.**
**[05:07] ---**
Today sure was rough.
**[05:08] ---**
It's best to sleep on days like this.
**[05:10] ---**
Ooh!
**[05:11] ---**
And right as I was saying that,
**[05:13] ---**
here's a stole that'll
make the perfect blanket!
**[05:16] ---**
Let's see...
**[05:17] ---**
I think I'll pick it up with
these claws that shred cloth!
**[05:20] ---**
No, Tama! That stole cost 50 million and...
**[05:23] ---**
Don't touch Isumi's stole!
**[05:26] ---**
Thinking of touching Isumi's personal
belonging, when you're only a pet?!
**[05:29] ---**
You've got some nerve!
**[05:29] ---**
Wataru? When did he get here?
**[05:30] ---**
Sheesh!
**[05:32] ---**
Even *I* don't often get to touch
Isumi's personal belongings...
**[05:35] ---**
Her personal belonging...
**[05:47] ---**
Wataru?
**[05:48] ---**
What are you...?
**[05:50] ---**
H-How long have you been
there, you butler-in-debt?!
**[05:53] ---**
I've been here the whole time...
**[05:55] ---**
D-Did you see that just now?!
**[05:56] ---**
By "that just now", do you mean...
**[05:58] ---**
S-S-So, you know...!
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, that almost pathological
behavior unique to adolescents
**[06:02] ---**
where you happen to come upon
an object that was worn by the
**[06:05] ---**
girl you like and you get
the urge to sniff it?
**[06:11] ---**
That's normal when you consider
what 13-year-olds do.
**[06:14] ---**
You gonna tell them?
**[06:16] ---**
Huh?
**[06:16] ---**
Like tell Nagi and Isumi what you saw?!
**[06:19] ---**
Not to worry.
**[06:20] ---**
What?
**[06:20] ---**
A Sanzenin butler does not do things
that would embarrass a guest.
**[06:31] ---**
But a Sanzenin pet *would* do things
that would embarrass a guest.
**[06:35] ---**
You bastard tiger!
**[06:36] ---**
Tama, you...!
**[06:38] ---**
Wait, weren't you not going to speak,
because it would ruin your image?!
**[06:42] ---**
It's for the girls that I
don't want to ruin my image.
**[06:43] ---**
Good grief
**[06:45] ---**
In fact, I *want* to ruin my image for boys!
**[06:48] ---**
Rarr! Rarr! Rarr!
**[06:48] ---**
**This anime is geared towards boys, though...**
**[06:51] ---**
So, I'm gonna get right to
telling the young ladies
**[06:54] ---**
about this stinking brat's weird behavior
**[06:55] ---**
using a dying message from Conan!
**[06:57] ---**
W-Wait, if Isumi finds out, I'll...
**[07:02] ---**
I had no idea Wataru was
that kind of person!
**[07:04] ---**
How filthy!
**[07:06] ---**
He is worse than an insect!
**[07:11] ---**
Not to worry. Please leave the rest to me.
**[07:14] ---**
Th-Thanks, butler-in-debt.
I'll be counting on you.
**[07:17] ---**
Yes, sir. Incidentally, what
are you doing here, Wataru?
**[07:20] ---**
What?
**[07:21] ---**
Oh, I'm here because that
idiot Nagi returned a DVD
**[07:24] ---**
that I'd gone to the
trouble of giving to her.
**[07:27] ---**
So I came to give it to her again.
**[07:29] ---**
What?
**[07:30] ---**
Oh, I'm so glad! Then...
**[07:36] ---**
All right! First, I'll
spread the rumor on the net
**[07:38] ---**
and build it up so the Miss hears about it.
**[07:41] ---**
I've started numerous threads
that went on to become famous.
**[07:45] ---**
No worries! I can do this!
**[07:47] ---**
I'll build up the hype myself
by using different IPs
**[07:48] ---**
and make the thread really popular.
**[07:54] ---**
Tama, enough with making
trouble for our guests!
**[07:59] ---**
Or I will show you no mercy,
even if you *are* the Miss's pet.
**[08:04] ---**
Y-Yessir!
**[08:07] ---**
It seems Tama has reconsidered.
**[08:09] ---**
But I still can't face Isumi,
so you give it to her for me.
**[08:13] ---**
I understand.
**[08:15] ---**
Also, um...
**[08:17] ---**
Thank you for helping me.
**[08:20] ---**
Not at all. I am honored to be of service.
**[08:23] ---**
Then please excuse me.
**[08:27] ---**
**Ayasaki Hayate... If I
could be a man like him...**
**[08:31] ---**
**Little Wataru kept his steady
gaze on Hayate's back...**
**[08:36] ---**
Here you are, Isumi. Your stole.
**[08:38] ---**
Aren't you glad he was
able to find it, Isumi?
**[08:40] ---**
Yes, it is all thanks to my dear Hayate.
**[08:47] ---**
That reminds me, where's Sakuya?
**[08:49] ---**
She left just earlier,
**[08:52] ---**
complaining she had no one to make jabs at.
**[08:55] ---**
Then, I shall be taking
my leave soon as well.
**[08:59] ---**
Well, please be very
careful on your way home.
**[09:03] ---**
My dear Hayate, you seem
rather happy for some reason.
**[09:06] ---**
I am. A certain person thanked
me for a little something.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, my.
**[09:11] ---**
I've had a string of mishaps lately, so...
**[09:14] ---**
Like this morning, I got ran over by a truck
**[09:15] ---**
and people were giving me unfriendly looks...
**[09:18] ---**
It made me feel a bit down...
**[09:22] ---**
Oh...
**[09:24] ---**
But I think it was just
my imagination, after all.
**[09:26] ---**
Unfortunate things have happened
to me ever since I was little,
**[09:28] ---**
so I think it was just a coincidence.
**[09:29] ---**
My dear Hayate.
**[09:31] ---**
Yes?
**[09:32] ---**
What?
**[09:39] ---**
What?!
**[09:41] ---**
I-Isumi?!
**[09:43] ---**
Smooch.
**[09:47] ---**
Uh, um...
**[09:48] ---**
This is my thanks for the stole.
**[09:50] ---**
What?
**[09:50] ---**
I think this will make
things somewhat better.
**[09:55] ---**
Then, good day to you.
**[09:57] ---**
I want you to know that I
love you, my dear Hayate.
**[10:01] ---**
What?!
**[10:12] ---**
**The romantic comedy turn
of events to be continued!**
**[10:18] ---**
Real love.
(Riaru rabu.)
**[10:22] ---**
Brassiere complex!
(Burajaa konpurekkusu.)
**[10:38] ---**
I-Isumi...
**[10:40] ---**
I want you to know that I
love you, my dear Hayate.
**[10:51] ---**
A dream...
**[10:55] ---**
I know! Maybe it's just that kids love me!
**[10:58] ---**
**It turns out that we have
a wholesome protagonist,**
**[11:00] ---**
**who doesn't consider kids to
be possible romantic partners.**
**[11:11] ---**
Have you been awake this whole time?
**[11:13] ---**
Yes...
**[11:19] ---**
When I saw them yesterday, it looked
to me like they were embracing, but...
**[11:25] ---**
What in the world was that?
**[11:27] ---**
If it bothers you that much,
why not ask them yourself?
**[11:31] ---**
But...
**[11:32] ---**
If I ask and Isumi really does love Hayate...
**[11:38] ---**
With Hayate already in love with
me, it would mean hurting Isumi.
**[11:45] ---**
I-I see...
**[11:47] ---**
But it may be some kind of misunderstanding.
**[11:50] ---**
There is a high probability that
Isumi has fallen in love with Hayate.
**[11:54] ---**
After all, Hayate is the
coolest man in the universe.
**[11:57] ---**
*Whoa...*
**[11:59] ---**
Then it will be a serious problem
**[12:01] ---**
if the coolest man in the universe
were making a pass at Isumi.
**[12:03] ---**
That would never happen!
**[12:05] ---**
For Hayate to pursue some
girl other than me...
**[12:08] ---**
For him to make a pass at Isumi...
**[12:10] ---**
For him to fall for some other girl...
**[12:13] ---**
Such a thing...
**[12:16] ---**
I-I'm going to go see Hayate!
**[12:18] ---**
A-All right.
**[12:21] ---**
Hayate!
**[12:22] ---**
Wh-Wha?!
**[12:23] ---**
What is it, Miss?!
**[12:25] ---**
I have a little question for you!
**[12:27] ---**
Y-Yes, Miss?
**[12:28] ---**
Hayate, do you, um... love Isumi?!
**[12:31] ---**
What?
**[12:37] ---**
Yes.
**[12:39] ---**
I do love Isumi.
**[12:43] ---**
A-Are you serious?
**[12:44] ---**
Yes!
**[12:45] ---**
Are you seriously in love with Isumi?!
**[12:48] ---**
What?
**[12:49] ---**
Answer me! After what you did yesterday!
**[12:52] ---**
W-W-Well, I don't think I'm
actually *in* love with her...
**[12:55] ---**
Then are you just playing?!
**[12:57] ---**
Are you saying you were just toying with
Isumi when you did that yesterday?!
**[13:01] ---**
If anything, I play with
Sakuya more than Isumi.
**[13:06] ---**
Oh, but I would like to
play more with Isumi, too.
**[13:12] ---**
M-Miss?!
**[13:14] ---**
J... J...
**[13:15] ---**
Hayate, you jerk!
**[13:20] ---**
That hurt...
**[13:21] ---**
I shouldn't crack eggs using my head. Yeah.
**[13:25] ---**
I misjudged you, Hayate!
**[13:28] ---**
Are you all right?
**[13:30] ---**
Um, did I do something?
**[13:32] ---**
What? I-I wouldn't know...
**[13:33] ---**
Could it be because Isumi confessed
to me that she loved me?
**[13:38] ---**
I-Isumi said that?
**[13:40] ---**
Yes. It's so cute, isn't it?
**[13:43] ---**
It might be that kids just love me,
**[13:45] ---**
so maybe I'd make a good
preschool teacher or something.
**[13:48] ---**
What?
**[13:49] ---**
Uh, perhaps...
**[13:52] ---**
**I must... do something about this...**
**[13:55] ---**
Video Rental
V Tachibana
**[13:57] ---**
DX Animation
Tama's Sinister Design!!
**[14:00] ---**
Honestly!
**[14:02] ---**
Why do men want to watch such things?!
**[14:05] ---**
**You've been looking at it for some
30 minutes yourself, though...**
**[14:10] ---**
**The Young Sir is still a child, so
I'm sure he has no interest in girls,**
**[14:14] ---**
**but will he eventually want
to watch things like this?**
**[14:17] ---**
**No! I'm sure only a portion of men do this!**
**[14:20] ---**
**Surely, the Young Sir will not...!**
**[14:23] ---**
Do Not Enter
**[14:24] ---**
**But he has not set foot
outside since last night...**
**[14:27] ---**
**What in the world could he be...**
**[14:35] ---**
I-I am sorry, we are not open yet...
**[14:38] ---**
Miss Nagi!
**[14:39] ---**
I'm coming in for a bit.
**[14:43] ---**
*No! Isumi couldn't possibly have
feelings for the butler-in-debt...*
**[14:46] ---**
*But then...*
**[14:49] ---**
How can you sleep there like
you've got no problems?!
**[14:51] ---**
N-Nagi, what the hell are you doing here?!
**[14:54] ---**
What am I doing?! I've run away from home!
**[14:56] ---**
Huh?!
**[14:57] ---**
**Heartbreak!**
**[14:58] ---**
**And in despair, the girl ran away from home.**
**[15:01] ---**
Oh, you guys can go home now.
**[15:04] ---**
But don't tell Maria about this.
**[15:06] ---**
Yes, Miss!
***SIGN*** I'm running away from home!! Don't look for me!! Nagi!!
**[15:08] ---**
Wh-What shall we do?
**[15:10] ---**
Well, we'll have to look for her.
**[15:12] ---**
Understood!
**[15:13] ---**
Oh, uh, Hayate!
**[15:14] ---**
I'll go to Isumi's place first!
**[15:16] ---**
Oh, uh, wait!
**[15:20] ---**
Uh, um, if Miss Nagi has run
away from home, does that...
**[15:22] ---**
She will be staying here for a while.
**[15:25] ---**
By the way, Miss Saki Kijima.
**[15:26] ---**
Yes?!
**[15:28] ---**
Miss Nagi is the one and only
granddaughter of the Sanzenin family
**[15:31] ---**
and she is to be spending time here.
**[15:33] ---**
If something should happen to her...
**[15:38] ---**
You understand, I hope?
**[15:40] ---**
You will not go unpunished.
**[15:48] ---**
Anyway, we'll get nowhere if we
just keep fighting like this.
**[15:51] ---**
You're right.
**[15:52] ---**
Let's go to Isumi's place...
**[15:54] ---**
...and ask her how she feels!
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, my, Nagi has run away from home?
**[16:03] ---**
Yes, do you have any ideas?
**[16:06] ---**
Well, it is probably...
**[16:11] ---**
What is the matter?!
**[16:12] ---**
Oh, no, some dust got in my eyes...
**[16:14] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[16:18] ---**
Hey, isn't it possible you were
mistaken about what you saw?
**[16:21] ---**
Well, it's true, them embracing would be...
**[16:39] ---**
I can't get it out...
**[16:41] ---**
Hayate!
**[16:43] ---**
M-Miss, so this is where you were!
**[16:46] ---**
You came to see Isumi the
moment I disappeared?!
**[16:49] ---**
What? Uh, yes, I did, but...
**[16:57] ---**
Isumi can just take you for 150 million!
**[17:02] ---**
What?! M-Miss!
**[17:04] ---**
Why, Miss?!
**[17:06] ---**
Shall I take him?
**[17:08] ---**
What?!
**[17:09] ---**
What?!
**[17:10] ---**
Shall I take my dear Hayate for 150 million?
**[17:15] ---**
Wha?!
**[17:25] ---**
Miss!
**[17:26] ---**
Miss Nagi!
**[17:28] ---**
**Thus, the romantic comedy has grown**
**[17:30] ---**
**into a muddy, icky, quagmire
of a love-hate drama.**
**[17:34] ---**
**In the meantime, as for Maria...**
**[17:36] ---**
I have to do something about this, but...
**[17:39] ---**
Wait, what? Huh? I've been left
alone somewhere along the way!
**[17:43] ---**
Video Rental
V Tachibana
***SIGN*** Shoplifting is a crime
**[17:48] ---**
I swear! What the heck is the big
idea of renting such boring DVDs?!
**[17:52] ---**
Huh?
**[17:53] ---**
Besides, what's with these?
**[17:54] ---**
They're all just hyped up pieces of garbage.
**[17:56] ---**
Th-That's my decision to make...
**[17:59] ---**
Shut up! Quiet!
**[18:00] ---**
Now you listen to me carefully!
**[18:02] ---**
Time is limited!
**[18:03] ---**
There are countless masterpieces
in this world that must be seen!
**[18:07] ---**
You are decisively lacking in "Gundam"!
**[18:08] ---**
Sieg Ze*n
**[18:10] ---**
G-Gundam?
**[18:12] ---**
That's right! "Gundam"!
**[18:14] ---**
So, I'll loan you all of it from
the original series to "00"!
**[18:18] ---**
What?! All of it?!
**[18:20] ---**
Just don't sleep, got it?!
**[18:22] ---**
Don't sleep and watch it all,
like your life depended on it!
**[18:24] ---**
"Char's Counterattack" and
"Turn A" are particularly...
**[18:26] ---**
Like he even understands!
**[18:28] ---**
Don't randomly loan out my DVDs!
**[18:31] ---**
I am not doing it randomly! I've
selected masterpieces to loan out!
**[18:34] ---**
What the hell are you doing here anyway?!
**[18:37] ---**
It's because I've run away
from home, of course!
**[18:39] ---**
The reason you didn't want
to be at home to begin with
**[18:42] ---**
was because that butler-in-debt
was there, right?!
**[18:44] ---**
Then, get your butt home already!
**[18:46] ---**
Because that butler-in-debt's
not at your house anymore!
**[18:51] ---**
Not there...
**[18:52] ---**
Hayate's...
**[18:55] ---**
...not there...
**[18:58] ---**
YOUNG SIR!!!
**[19:00] ---**
What are you doing bullying the Miss?!
**[19:03] ---**
I-I wasn't really bullying her...
**[19:05] ---**
At the rate you are going, Isumi
will come to hate you, too!
**[19:08] ---**
Doooom
**[19:12] ---**
Wait...
**[19:13] ---**
I'll just burn this damn store!
**[19:15] ---**
Let it all burn!
**[19:16] ---**
You cannot do this! Young Sir! Miss!
**[19:17] ---**
**Right around then, Saki was at the
mercy of two heartbroken children.**
**[19:22] ---**
**And now, next time, they
will fight against a robot.**
**[19:31] ---**
Wataru and Tarutaru
**[19:41] ---**
*I'm a kitten. I don't have a name yet.*
**[19:44] ---**
*The sky's so high up there again today...*
**[19:50] ---**
Look, look! So cute!
**[19:51] ---**
Oh, wow, a kitten!
**[19:52] ---**
It warms my heart!
**[19:54] ---**
**Hah, don't just let your heart be warmed.**
**[19:56] ---**
**If you've got any compassion, feed me!**
**[19:59] ---**
**Wait, you're really leaving?!
Coldhearted bastards! Hypocrites!**
**[20:05] ---**
**Darn, the rain in the city is cold.**
**[20:11] ---**
**But man, I'm hungry.**
**[20:14] ---**
Wataru
**[20:17] ---**
**Hey, that's milk!**
**[20:23] ---**
**Hey, you bastard!**
**[20:25] ---**
**You weren't gonna give it to me, bro?**
**[20:31] ---**
**Mouth-to-mouth feeding?!**
**[20:35] ---**
**C-Come on, bro...**
**[20:43] ---**
**H-Hey, you okay? You got a cold?**
**[20:49] ---**
Oh, my, Wataru, so this is where you were.
**[20:52] ---**
Oh!
**[20:54] ---**
So you found the kitty.
**[20:55] ---**
I'm so glad for you.
**[20:57] ---**
You've been worried and out looking for
it every time it rained, after all.
**[21:04] ---**
**Bro, you've been looking for me?**
**[21:08] ---**
There, there. There, there. There, there.
**[21:15] ---**
**Bro, what's your name?**
**[21:18] ---**
Taru.
**[21:20] ---**
Taru.
**[21:21] ---**
Oh, so this kitty's name is Tarutaru.
**[21:24] ---**
**What?!**
**[21:25] ---**
What a cute name!
**[21:32] ---**
**I-It's kind of lame, but
I'll just let it lie.**
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Best of luck tuning. I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I'm Sakuya.
**[23:35] ---**
But don't ya think I get too
little screen time on this show?
**[23:38] ---**
Some characters show up every
week for no good reason.
**[23:41] ---**
No, that's because you upstage
the others when you show up...
**[23:44] ---**
Butler-in-debt, ya aren't
gonna gloss it over so easily.
**[23:47] ---**
Saku's the character that gets forgotten.
**[23:49] ---**
What was that?!
**[23:50] ---**
Oh, well, whatever. Here's
a risqué sexy shot of me.
**[23:53] ---**
Well? Did ya sear that image into yer eyes?
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Someone like me deserves to
get abandoned by the Miss.
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Being allowed to work in a
grand mansion like that...
**[24:03] ---**
It was like a dream to begin with.
**[24:05] ---**
Hayate probably hates me now.
**[24:08] ---**
Then why don't you just test his love?
**[24:12] ---**
Test his love?
**[24:13] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"Hearts Wavering".
**[24:16] ---**
Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?!
**[24:18] ---**
You should not do that!
**[24:19] ---**
Hearts Wavering
**[24:20] ---**
The clouds of war call to Hayate.
**[24:22] ---**
# 25 - Hearts Wavering
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:14] ---**
My dear Hayate, are you all right?
**[00:18] ---**
Of course, I am all right!
**[00:20] ---**
C-Counting the stitches of the tatami
mat is a piece of cake for me!
**[00:25] ---**
My! That is so impressive
**[00:25] ---**
One, two, three, four, five...
**[00:27] ---**
He's pretty far gone.
**[00:29] ---**
Yeah...
**[00:30] ---**
123,600. 123,601. 123,602.
**[00:35] ---**
My dear Hayate?
**[00:36] ---**
What is it? I'm on the
123,602nd stitch right now.
**[00:41] ---**
123,603. 123,604.
**[00:42] ---**
He's got it bad.
**[00:43] ---**
Yeah, bad...
**[00:45] ---**
123,605...
**[00:49] ---**
**Someone like me deserves to
get abandoned by the Miss.**
**[00:53] ---**
Um...
**[00:54] ---**
**Being allowed to work in a
grand mansion like that...**
**[00:57] ---**
**It was like a dream to begin with.**
**[00:59] ---**
Um...
**[01:00] ---**
**I've just woken from the dream, that's
all. Nothing to be sad about...**
**[01:02] ---**
Um, my dear Hayate?
**[01:04] ---**
Shove!
**[01:08] ---**
I-Isumi?!
**[01:09] ---**
Oh, pardon me!
**[01:12] ---**
You seem so down. That is...
**[01:16] ---**
I was trying to cheer you up...
**[01:19] ---**
Pardon me for doing something
I am unaccustomed to.
**[01:21] ---**
But I did not know what to do...
**[01:28] ---**
N-No, you must not laugh!
**[01:31] ---**
Oh, no. I feel better now, thanks to that!
**[01:33] ---**
What?
**[01:34] ---**
So I am fine now!
**[01:36] ---**
**That's right! I have no choice
but to do my best here!**
**[01:39] ---**
So, I will work hard and count every
last tatami stitch in this house!
**[01:43] ---**
My! That is so impressive!
**[01:43] ---**
1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9! 10!
**[01:45] ---**
He really has lost it.
**[01:46] ---**
11! 12! 13! 14!
**[01:46] ---**
He might be beyond help at this point...
**[01:49] ---**
**A butler is one who serves.**
**[01:52] ---**
**A butler is one who waits upon others.**
**[01:56] ---**
**A butler is a formal guardian,**
**[01:59] ---**
**who is there to support his mistress
in all aspects of her life.**
**[02:02] ---**
**Yes!**
**[02:03] ---**
**This is about a boy who fights and puts
his life on the line for a girl...**
**[02:08] ---**
**A super combat battle story!**
**[02:11] ---**
Hi! Do you know who I am?! Yes! It's Gilbert!
**[02:15] ---**
Now, another "Hayate the Combat
Butler" is about to start!
**[02:18] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[02:18] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[02:25] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[02:25] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[02:31] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[02:31] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[02:34] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[02:34] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[02:39] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[02:39] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[02:44] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[02:44] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[02:47] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[02:47] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[02:52] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[02:52] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[02:56] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[02:56] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[03:02] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[03:02] ---**
Just let it take you
**[03:09] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[03:09] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[03:12] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[03:12] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[03:15] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[03:15] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[03:21] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[03:21] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[03:28] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[03:28] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[03:47] ---**
Hearts Wavering
**[03:50] ---**
Video Rental
V Tachibana
**[03:53] ---**
Honestly!
**[03:54] ---**
Selling Hayate to the Saginomiyas?
What a child you are!
**[03:58] ---**
It cannot be helped. Things
just ended up that way!
**[04:01] ---**
Do you plan to keep losing the important
things in your life like that?
**[04:06] ---**
Shut up! Why are you here anyway?!
**[04:09] ---**
The members of the SP were
kind enough to tell me.
**[04:12] ---**
Aren't you guys supposed to be on my side?!
**[04:14] ---**
O-Of course, we are on your side, Miss Nagi!
**[04:18] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[04:20] ---**
I see.
**[04:22] ---**
So you are on Nagi's side...
**[04:25] ---**
Traitors!
**[04:27] ---**
People will not follow your lead
with just your blustering whims.
**[04:31] ---**
Maria is so impressive!
**[04:34] ---**
Commanding those big men so easily!
**[04:36] ---**
She's not on the same level
as some rinky-dink maid.
**[04:38] ---**
Rinky-dink?! Who are you
calling a rinky-dink maid?!
**[04:39] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[04:42] ---**
But I just hope he isn't crying.
**[04:45] ---**
What?
**[04:46] ---**
I mean, if you sold him for 150 million,
**[04:49] ---**
it's not much different than what
his terrible parents did to him.
**[04:54] ---**
Hayate certainly seems like a
very sensitive person, so...
**[04:59] ---**
He is a boy who puts a smile on his
face and cries in his heart, after all.
**[05:02] ---**
And if he's always being yelled at
by an insensitive girl like Nagi,
**[05:05] ---**
I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to cry.
**[05:07] ---**
C-Could it be...
**[05:09] ---**
that I've done something awful to Hayate?
**[05:13] ---**
**Needless to say, everyone thought,
"You just realized that now?!"**
**[05:18] ---**
I... I...
**[05:21] ---**
Nagi?
**[05:27] ---**
Video Rental
(V Tachibana)
**[05:28] ---**
What're you crying for?!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm not really crying!
**[05:33] ---**
Hayate might hate me now.
**[05:36] ---**
Y-You need not worry!
**[05:38] ---**
The Young Sir will do
something about it, Miss!
**[05:40] ---**
Me?! I'm technically depressed
about Isumi here, too!
**[05:44] ---**
It will be fine!
**[05:45] ---**
The power of your love will surely
capture Isumi's attention!
**[05:48] ---**
Oh, you think?
**[05:50] ---**
But Wataru's not popular...
**[05:52] ---**
Bastard! You picking a fight?!
**[05:52] ---**
Miss Nagi!
**[05:54] ---**
Fine, whatever. I'll do something
about it, so wait here!
**[05:57] ---**
What?! O-Oh, Young Sir?!
**[06:05] ---**
But how are you going to bring him back?
**[06:08] ---**
Oh, that will be easy.
**[06:10] ---**
Hayate probably thinks
that Nagi hates him now,
**[06:14] ---**
so if I tell him that Nagi is in
tears and wants him to come home...
**[06:17] ---**
But Isumi...
**[06:18] ---**
My instinct tells me that she does
not love him so terribly much.
**[06:22] ---**
Well, everything will be fine if
you just leave it to those two.
**[06:25] ---**
But Hayate probably hates me now...
**[06:29] ---**
Then why don't you just test it?
**[06:34] ---**
Uh, who?
**[06:36] ---**
More like, test what?
**[06:37] ---**
I mean, why don't you just test his love?
**[06:40] ---**
Um, Miss, do you know this man?
**[06:43] ---**
Yeah, I'm ashamed to say we're related.
**[06:46] ---**
But we are not *just* related.
**[06:48] ---**
I'm a candidate to be heir
of the Sanzenin fortune
**[06:50] ---**
and my name's Gilbert!
**[06:52] ---**
Um, are you two really related?
**[06:55] ---**
I would sever the tie if I could.
**[06:57] ---**
So? What's this about testing his love?
**[07:00] ---**
In other words, if there is love
between you and that butler,
**[07:03] ---**
he should be able to overcome any obstacle.
**[07:05] ---**
For example, if we say
that I've kidnapped you,
**[07:08] ---**
he may or may not come for
you faster than anyone else!
**[07:12] ---**
Are you planning to fake a kidnapping?!
**[07:14] ---**
You should not do that!
**[07:15] ---**
Yeah, I'll decline.
**[07:16] ---**
Why?!
**[07:17] ---**
Hayate probably won't come!
**[07:19] ---**
Actually, he might come, but I think
that would be like out of sympathy...
**[07:24] ---**
Is that so?
**[07:25] ---**
What a cowardly brat you are.
**[07:28] ---**
To think such a sissy with no
stomach to face a challenge
**[07:31] ---**
is the Sanzenin family heir!
**[07:33] ---**
Our modern-day society has
truly gone to the dogs!
**[07:35] ---**
Fine!
**[07:37] ---**
Fake a kidnapping or whatever you want to do!
**[07:39] ---**
Miss!
**[07:39] ---**
But *I* will be the one who wins!
**[07:42] ---**
That's what I like to hear!
**[07:45] ---**
**Meanwhile, at the Saginomiya residence...**
**[07:48] ---**
Are you all right with leaving
things as they are, Hayate?
**[07:50] ---**
All right or not, there's nothing
I can do about it anyway...
**[07:54] ---**
That child says and does things
on the spur of the moment.
**[07:56] ---**
It would be endless if you
took it all seriously.
**[07:59] ---**
Yes, well, that's true, but...
**[08:01] ---**
*Talk about harsh...*
**[08:03] ---**
Besides, don't you *want* to come back, Hayate?
**[08:06] ---**
Don't you feel any attachment towards
Nagi and the Sanzenin estate?
**[08:11] ---**
No... attachment... or memories...
**[08:20] ---**
Wow! The Tokyo underground
never fails to impress!
**[08:24] ---**
But why come all this way to such a place?
**[08:26] ---**
The obstacles must be large
in order to measure love.
**[08:30] ---**
Don't tell me you plan to fight Hayate again.
**[08:32] ---**
Yes!
**[08:34] ---**
No matter how strong that butler is,
**[08:36] ---**
it will be impossible for
him to win against this!
**[08:38] ---**
Wh-What are you going to
do if Hayate gets injured?!
**[08:42] ---**
There is no need to worry.
**[08:44] ---**
The scientist who built this is a genius.
**[08:47] ---**
So the specs are fully human-friendly!
**[08:53] ---**
Hey, Eight, what's this part for again?
**[08:57] ---**
Oh, that's the control
chip for the giant robot
**[09:00] ---**
that you made yesterday
at a friend's request.
**[09:03] ---**
Huh... So I made a giant robot...
**[09:07] ---**
What?!
**[09:08] ---**
I was nodding off, so I don't remember much.
**[09:11] ---**
B-But that's impressive!
**[09:13] ---**
What?
**[09:14] ---**
Because you made that incredible thing,
even when you were nodding off.
**[09:17] ---**
Really? Do you think so?
**[09:19] ---**
But it's not that big a deal.
**[09:21] ---**
I just put your Version 8.1 system
in your prototype body. That's all.
**[09:26] ---**
Th-That's the data from when
I was the most reckless!
**[09:30] ---**
Isn't that really dangerous?
**[09:32] ---**
Oh, please, Eight!
**[09:34] ---**
That's why I made the control chip!
**[09:37] ---**
I-I see...
**[09:44] ---**
Aw, man, I'm so bored.
**[09:46] ---**
I wish something good would happen.
**[09:50] ---**
Osaka Specialty Twirly Octopus Balls
**[09:51] ---**
No way! They're freshly made!
**[09:53] ---**
It's probably a present from God!
**[10:04] ---**
Do you like sushi?!
(Sushi suki ka?!)
**[10:08] ---**
Please open up the country.
(Kaikoku shite kudasai.)
**[10:14] ---**
**Will Hayate come for me?**
**[10:17] ---**
**No, even if he does come,
Hayate may no longer...**
**[10:20] ---**
Man, it's so comfortable
here at Isumi's place!
**[10:23] ---**
She's quiet and kind, unlike
that spoiled little miss.
**[10:26] ---**
Man, getting sold was the way to go!
**[10:31] ---**
**Hey, now, that's your own wild imagination.**
**[10:33] ---**
Th-That's right! It all began
because Hayate cheated on me!
**[10:37] ---**
Who cheated on ya?
**[10:40] ---**
Sakuya! What are you doing here?!
**[10:42] ---**
What am I doin'? I thought I'd
watch over what my bro's doin'.
**[10:46] ---**
What?! G-Gilbert is your big brother?!
**[10:49] ---**
I didn't know until recently myself,
**[10:51] ---**
but it's 'cause he's a love
child born to another mother.
**[10:53] ---**
But we look alike, don't we?
**[10:55] ---**
**And that makes you happy?**
**[10:57] ---**
But how'd things end up this way?
**[11:00] ---**
That's because... Hayate cheated
on me with Isumi and...
**[11:04] ---**
Huh?!
**[11:04] ---**
It wasn't just Isumi!
**[11:06] ---**
Hayate said he plays with you often, too!
**[11:09] ---**
Sure, we play often.
**[11:10] ---**
Doin' slapstick comedy routines.
**[11:13] ---**
Like I said, doin' slapstick comedy routines.
**[11:17] ---**
Ah-ha! So, what, Little Nagi?
**[11:20] ---**
Yer only 13 and ya thought "play"
meant somethin' like that?
**[11:24] ---**
No, you idiot! You're wrong!
**[11:26] ---**
Of course, it's slapstick comedy
routines! I didn't have the wrong idea!
**[11:30] ---**
Don't ya worry. I know, I know.
**[11:33] ---**
Precocious brat.
**[11:37] ---**
But man, that's a terrible story.
**[11:40] ---**
That butler-in-debt did nothin'
wrong and ya sold him off.
**[11:47] ---**
**He'll never come.**
**[11:49] ---**
**Hayate will never come to rescue me.**
**[11:53] ---**
Little missy, it's by overcoming
such misunderstandings and conflicts
**[11:56] ---**
that trust grows stronger between people!
**[11:59] ---**
So you mustn't fear misunderstandings!
**[12:01] ---**
"Love" is coming in spite of such things!
**[12:06] ---**
What? The machine just...
**[12:08] ---**
Bro!
**[12:10] ---**
Kill.
**[12:12] ---**
Kill.
**[12:13] ---**
Kill the stinking brat with
blonde pigtails and her butler.
**[12:17] ---**
My life is in a shambles
because of those two!
**[12:20] ---**
So it's saying. What shall we do?
**[12:22] ---**
What to do? I'm not going to sit
around listening to a loser gripe.
**[12:26] ---**
Yeah, why don't we just leave it and run?
**[12:29] ---**
We'll just say my bro is deadmeat
in there and that should do it.
**[12:33] ---**
Please don't abandon me, my sister!
**[12:35] ---**
Besides, this thing is out
to get the little miss Nagi!
**[12:38] ---**
I don't think you'll be able
to run from it so easily!
**[12:41] ---**
That's right! I'm not forgiving
that girl with the blonde pigtails!
**[12:47] ---**
Huh? Where did she go?
**[12:48] ---**
Where did that little girl go?
**[12:49] ---**
Ya really should pay good money for CPUs.
**[12:52] ---**
But I am glad that it seems like this
situation will not get out of control.
**[12:56] ---**
The Young Sir may be worried,
so I will give him a call.
**[12:59] ---**
Good idea.
**[13:02] ---**
What's up, Saki? What is it?
**[13:04] ---**
Don't tell me Nagi's been
kidnapped or something.
**[13:06] ---**
What? No, um, it is not a kidnapping, but...
**[13:09] ---**
Damn you, Nagi Sanzenin!
I'll friggin' roll you!
**[13:12] ---**
H-Hey, don't tell me we're talking murder!
**[13:14] ---**
N-No, that is not it!
**[13:16] ---**
It's not just a kidnapping, but
it's about to become a murder?!
**[13:19] ---**
It is all right. She has yet to be killed.
**[13:22] ---**
Then, Nagi's on the verge of being killed?!
**[13:24] ---**
What?!
**[13:26] ---**
Oh! Hey, Saki! Saki!
**[13:30] ---**
Um, Wataru, the phone
call you just received...
**[13:33] ---**
I-I don't really get it,
**[13:35] ---**
but Saki's screwed up and Nagi's been
kidnapped and about to get killed...
**[13:38] ---**
What?!
**[13:39] ---**
I-It can't be... Nagi...
**[13:41] ---**
Hayate!
**[13:43] ---**
Uh, what? Hayate?
**[13:45] ---**
Aw... No helpin' it, I guess.
**[13:48] ---**
I'll call 'em back.
**[13:50] ---**
'Cause I bet they totally got the wrong idea.
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, hello? Is this Wataru?
**[13:54] ---**
If I take out all of them,
**[13:55] ---**
This is Sakuya. So, anyway...
**[13:56] ---**
one of them would be the little girl!
**[13:58] ---**
We're in a real bad
situation, so come save us.
**[13:59] ---**
What?!
**[14:02] ---**
Hey!
**[14:03] ---**
This is bad. They really are in big trouble!
**[14:05] ---**
What?!
**[14:06] ---**
It will be all right.
**[14:10] ---**
Because my dear Hayate has gone to save Nagi.
**[14:15] ---**
Misses!
**[14:17] ---**
That thing's comin' after us!
**[14:19] ---**
What?!
**[14:20] ---**
How dare you go after
our precious Miss Nagi?!
**[14:23] ---**
Even another Sanzenin family member
will not be forgiven for that!
**[14:26] ---**
Shut up!
**[14:26] ---**
If you don't want to get hurt, hurry
up and hand over that pigtail girl!
**[14:32] ---**
We can't have you underestimating
the power of the Sanzenin family SP!
**[14:36] ---**
What?!
**[14:38] ---**
Behold! You damn piece of
Andro Army scrap metal!
**[14:42] ---**
This is what the Sanzenin
family SP is made of!
**[14:46] ---**
Found you, pigtails!
**[14:49] ---**
Now, that solves everything.
**[14:52] ---**
Like hell it does!
**[14:53] ---**
That is right! This is too much!
**[14:57] ---**
I've got you cornered, little girl!
**[14:59] ---**
No, no, no!
**[15:00] ---**
What are you going to do now
that you have me cornered?!
**[15:03] ---**
What?
**[15:03] ---**
What am I going to do?
**[15:10] ---**
Blush.
**[15:11] ---**
Then, I think it's time for...
**[15:12] ---**
What was that "blush" about?!
**[15:14] ---**
And the way your hands are
moving is extremely lewd!
**[15:17] ---**
Shut up, little girl!
**[15:18] ---**
Dodge, you idiot!
**[15:23] ---**
Young Sir!
**[15:23] ---**
Sheesh! Quit giving me so much trouble!
**[15:26] ---**
What are you doing here, Young Sir?
**[15:27] ---**
Oh, this place is right under Isumi's house.
**[15:33] ---**
Wh-What?
**[15:34] ---**
Young Sir!
**[15:35] ---**
You dummy!
**[15:36] ---**
**I've always thought of him as a child,**
**[15:39] ---**
**but somewhere along the way,
he's become all grown up!**
**[15:42] ---**
DX Animation
Tama's Sinister Design!!
**[15:43] ---**
**All grown up...**
**[15:47] ---**
**And will he be watching videos like that?**
**[15:49] ---**
You must not!
**[15:50] ---**
Huh?!
**[15:50] ---**
It is still too early for
you to watch pervy videos!
**[15:53] ---**
Wha?! I-I don't watch stuff like that!
**[15:55] ---**
Hey, you people! You need
to hurry up and run!
**[15:57] ---**
You won't get away from me this time!
**[15:59] ---**
That's enough, you junkyard robot!
**[16:02] ---**
Didn't you hear me, you piece of junk?!
**[16:05] ---**
You defective crab bastard!
**[16:06] ---**
Wh-Why you!
**[16:08] ---**
I swear! Your design is even
worse than fake Gundam models!
**[16:11] ---**
How dare you make trouble for us?!
**[16:12] ---**
That's why you're not popular!
**[16:14] ---**
Crushed!
**[16:17] ---**
I, Nagi Sanzenin, will be your opponent!
**[16:21] ---**
Then let's see you do just that!
**[16:24] ---**
Watch out, Miss!
**[16:26] ---**
Where's Hayate?!
**[16:27] ---**
He should've headed over here before me!
**[16:31] ---**
**Oh, I see.**
**[16:34] ---**
**So Hayate really isn't coming for me...**
**[16:38] ---**
Miss Nagi!
**[16:39] ---**
**He probably won't come for me.**
**[16:42] ---**
**He probably hates me.**
**[16:43] ---**
Run, Nagi!
**[16:45] ---**
Die!
**[16:48] ---**
**Hayate...**
**[16:53] ---**
HAYATE!
**[17:09] ---**
You called, Miss?
**[17:14] ---**
Hayate, why are you...
**[17:17] ---**
Why? Because you called my name.
**[17:24] ---**
The bitterness you carved into me...
**[17:27] ---**
You better not tell me you've forgotten!
**[17:28] ---**
Are you hurt or injured anywhere, Miss?
**[17:30] ---**
I'll tear you and the little girl apart!
**[17:31] ---**
No, I'm perfectly fine.
**[17:32] ---**
Wait... Hey, you! Don't ignore me!
**[17:32] ---**
I see. I'm glad to hear that!
**[17:35] ---**
No need to be impatient.
**[17:36] ---**
I fully intend to hold you responsible
for putting Miss in danger!
**[17:40] ---**
What?!
**[17:41] ---**
Could it be that he's mad?
**[17:43] ---**
More like, when a guy who usually
doesn't get mad gets mad...
**[17:47] ---**
It's scary!
**[17:49] ---**
Hey, boy, please don't forget about me!
**[17:53] ---**
I, Gilbert, am on board this mecha!
**[17:56] ---**
I see, so you're the culprit behind
the Miss's attempted kidnapping.
**[18:02] ---**
Th-That's not quite right...
**[18:04] ---**
You see, I conspired with the
Miss and the others to...
**[18:07] ---**
Conspired with them, you say?!
**[18:08] ---**
Then are you claiming
that Saki and the others
**[18:11] ---**
came up with the idiotic idea
of faking a kidnapping?!
**[18:14] ---**
How about it, Saki?
**[18:15] ---**
That's not true! My bro Gilbert
kidnapped her for her fortune!
**[18:19] ---**
See?! I knew it!
**[18:20] ---**
My sister!
**[18:22] ---**
So, in the end, all you can trust is money!
**[18:26] ---**
In that case, I will meet
the condition that was set
**[18:28] ---**
and make the Sanzenin family fortune mine!
**[18:30] ---**
Or rather... Destroy everyone!
**[18:35] ---**
I will not let you!
**[18:38] ---**
I will not allow the Miss to
be endangered any further!
**[18:41] ---**
Hayate?!
**[18:42] ---**
Tell this to the other
potential heirs as well!
**[18:44] ---**
If you want the Sanzenin fortune,
**[18:46] ---**
first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[18:49] ---**
Y-You idiot! Do you have any
idea how dangerous that is?!
**[18:54] ---**
I do know!
**[18:55] ---**
Besides, there's no way that old
geezer Mikado will accept that...
**[18:59] ---**
She might come to hate ya over
some other misunderstandin'
**[19:02] ---**
and kick ya out again!
**[19:04] ---**
It doesn't really matter.
**[19:06] ---**
Even if the Miss comes to hate me...
**[19:10] ---**
It won't change the fact
that I care about the Miss.
**[19:19] ---**
Quit the romantic comedy thing!
**[19:21] ---**
No matter how cool you act,
**[19:22] ---**
you cannot win against this
robot, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[19:25] ---**
You will be the one to fall victim to me!
**[19:29] ---**
Hayate, watch out!
**[19:30] ---**
There's no need to worry!
**[19:33] ---**
I prepared all kinds of things in
anticipation of just such a situation!
**[19:36] ---**
What?!
**[19:41] ---**
Wait, that's against the Firearms
and Swords Control Law!
**[19:45] ---**
Not to worry.
**[19:46] ---**
I'm thoroughly familiar with
how to operate this thing.
**[19:48] ---**
From where?!
**[19:50] ---**
Besides, this Firearms and
Swords Control Law thing...
**[19:51] ---**
When it comes to protecting the Miss,
**[19:53] ---**
I really couldn't care
less about such things.
**[19:58] ---**
Do you still want to continue this?
**[20:03] ---**
You can defeat me, but a second
and a third Gilbert will surely...
**[20:07] ---**
What demon king do you think you are?!
**[20:08] ---**
Sorry! Sorry! I surrender! I surrender!
**[20:15] ---**
**The furious gunfight came to an end...**
**[20:18] ---**
Hayate...
**[20:20] ---**
What is it, Miss?
**[20:21] ---**
**And the girl and the butler
gazed at one another...**
**[20:24] ---**
No... That is...
**[20:27] ---**
**"I'm sorry I fired you on
the spur of the moment!**
**[20:30] ---**
**"I apologize, so come back
with me to the mansion,"**
**[20:33] ---**
**is what Nagi wants to say, but...**
**[20:39] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[20:40] ---**
I changed the condition for the
inheritance on the spur of the moment,
**[20:43] ---**
so it may actually be more
dangerous for me to be near you.
**[20:49] ---**
Oh, but never mind that.
**[20:51] ---**
I'm Isumi's butler now, aren't I?
**[20:53] ---**
B-But that's...!
**[20:56] ---**
But I abandoned my duties when I came here,
**[20:59] ---**
so I may have been fired by now.
**[21:02] ---**
In that case, I will be out on the
streets again with my 150 million debt.
**[21:08] ---**
I wish there was a cute girl somewhere,
who would find me a new job.
**[21:15] ---**
Th-Then...
**[21:23] ---**
Why don't you be my butler?
**[21:28] ---**
I will, Miss!
**[21:32] ---**
Are you all right with this, Isumi?
**[21:35] ---**
It is not good to buy or
sell a person for money.
**[21:39] ---**
Besides...
**[21:41] ---**
Besides?
**[21:42] ---**
Those two are very
well-suited to one another.
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful, it'll
be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
I have a good idea! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:35] ---**
I'm Sakuya Aizawa.
**[23:36] ---**
Well, Miss Aizawa, this
is an awfully sober song.
**[23:39] ---**
The cry of my soul's in this song, after all.
**[23:42] ---**
It's the pensive song of a woman
who lives for duty and compassion.
**[23:44] ---**
It just sounds old fogy to me.
**[23:47] ---**
Nagi, yer still a kid, so ya can't
understand how good this song is yet.
**[23:50] ---**
I don't care if I never do!
**[23:52] ---**
Next time, we'll have a special
edition. Please look forward to it!
**[23:55] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of "Hayate
the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Enough of this weird joke!
**[24:02] ---**
What? Um...
**[24:02] ---**
I-I won't let you have Hayate!
**[24:04] ---**
Because he's...
**[24:05] ---**
Because he's my precious butler!
**[24:09] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:11] ---**
"The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,
So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...
**[24:15] ---**
"Is a Thing of the Distant Past".
**[24:17] ---**
Hayate has amnesia?!
**[24:19] ---**
That's impossible!
**[24:19] ---**
The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,
So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...
Is a Thing of the Distant Past
**[24:20] ---**
Next time, you'll be
thrilled by Hayate in drag!
**[24:23] ---**
# 26 - The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes, So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee...Is a Thing of the Distance Past
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:11] ---**
I won't let you have Hayate!
**[00:15] ---**
Because he's...
**[00:17] ---**
Because he's my precious butler!
**[00:23] ---**
*A butler is one who serves.*
**[00:26] ---**
*A butler is one who waits upon others.*
**[00:29] ---**
*A butler is a formal guardian,*
**[00:32] ---**
* who is there to support his*
* mistress in all aspects of her life.*
**[00:36] ---**
*Yes!*
**[00:37] ---**
* This is about a boy who fights*
* and puts his life on the line for a girl...*
**[00:41] ---**
*A super combat battle story!*
**[00:45] ---**
Won't you be my butler?
**[00:47] ---**
With pleasure, Miss.
**[00:49] ---**
Who the?
**[00:52] ---**
Daichi ni kaketa bokura no yukue
**[00:52] ---**
Our destination that we've
staked upon this earth
**[00:59] ---**
Tsuki-nukeru hayate no gotoku
**[00:59] ---**
Like the sudden gale that cuts across
**[01:05] ---**
Unmei ni makete
**[01:05] ---**
Giving in to fate
**[01:08] ---**
Shagami-komu nante tsumannai yo
**[01:08] ---**
And hunkering down is no fun
**[01:13] ---**
Sore ja kakko warui yo!
**[01:13] ---**
That's just not cool!
**[01:18] ---**
Uso kara deta makoto
**[01:18] ---**
Many a true word is spoken in jest
**[01:21] ---**
Koukai wa kitto mi kara deta sabi
**[01:21] ---**
Regret is probably reaping what you sowed
**[01:26] ---**
Zettai, nase ba naru!
**[01:26] ---**
Where there's a will,
there's definitely a way!
**[01:30] ---**
Ooki na hamon ni nomi-komareteku
**[01:30] ---**
As a great rippling wave swallows us up
**[01:36] ---**
Karada nami ni makasereba
**[01:36] ---**
Just let it take you
**[01:43] ---**
Kanchigai no yume
**[01:43] ---**
Dreams that are misguided
**[01:46] ---**
Mato-hazure no kitai
**[01:46] ---**
Hopes that are way off base
**[01:49] ---**
Tsuyoku omoeba itsuka tsukameru sa!
**[01:49] ---**
You'll grab them someday,
if you just have conviction
**[01:55] ---**
Daichi keri-age hashiri-dasou
**[01:55] ---**
Let's kick up the earth and start running
**[02:02] ---**
Kimama ni mau kaze no gotoku
**[02:02] ---**
Like the capricious breeze that dances about
**[02:21] ---**
The Delivery Was Made in 29 Minutes,
So Please Pay the Stipulated Fee... Is a Thing of the Distant Past
**[02:24] ---**
*The story goes back to this morning.*
**[02:27] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki returns!
**[02:29] ---**
Waking up make-up!
**[02:34] ---**
Not!
**[02:38] ---**
Yes, this is how it should be.
**[02:40] ---**
* Hayate was taken in at*
* Isumi's place in the last episode,*
**[02:43] ---**
* but he has returned*
* to the Sanzenin household again.*
**[02:46] ---**
* I have to continue to serve the Miss*
* with everything I have.*
**[02:51] ---**
Oh?
**[02:52] ---**
Looks like she's calling for me already.
**[02:57] ---**
Um... Miss?
**[02:59] ---**
Say, Hayate...
**[03:00] ---**
Yes?
**[03:01] ---**
I have a quick question.
Have you ever had amnesia?
**[03:04] ---**
What? Amnesia?
**[03:07] ---**
No, I've never really experienced it...
**[03:10] ---**
The truth is,
**[03:11] ---**
she's apparently planning to enter
a new manga author contest again.
**[03:14] ---**
Indeed, this time, I intend
to attempt an amnesia story,
**[03:17] ---**
which is one of the more
cliché manga plot devices.
**[03:20] ---**
Yes! For example, she runs
out of the house due to shock
**[03:22] ---**
that the sheep she loved got sold,
and she gets run over by a carriage.
**[03:24] ---**
Or maybe cryogenic freeze or something.
**[03:27] ---**
It's true, this plot device has been used
a disgusting number of times before!
**[03:30] ---**
But to that, I boldly say...
**[03:32] ---**
That's exactly why it's worth doing!
**[03:34] ---**
I see...
**[03:36] ---**
So, she seems to be thinking
**[03:38] ---**
of a revolutionary story
that incorporates amnesia, but...
**[03:42] ---**
I just can't think
of anything that stands out.
**[03:45] ---**
Um, shall I go to Wataru's store
**[03:48] ---**
and rent a couple videos
that deal with amnesia?
**[03:52] ---**
Oh, r-right... No, it's true...
**[03:54] ---**
Please ask whatever you like of me.
**[03:56] ---**
I am your loyal butler, after all!
**[03:59] ---**
Hayate!
**[04:01] ---**
Then I shall be going!
**[04:05] ---**
Maria, Hayate really is the most
dependable in the universe, isn't he?
**[04:09] ---**
Yes, I suppose...
**[04:11] ---**
* I just hope he doesn't run*
* into more dangerous situations...*
**[04:21] ---**
* Due to statements he made*
* in the previous episode,*
**[04:24] ---**
*people are now out to kill Hayate.*
**[04:26] ---**
Tell this to the other
potential heirs as well!
**[04:29] ---**
If you want the Sanzenin fortune,
**[04:31] ---**
first, defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[04:34] ---**
Hey, Hayate Ayasaki! You sure
did a number on me last time!
**[04:38] ---**
That voice! Gilbert?!
**[04:40] ---**
I will still be taking
the Sanzenin fortune in the end!
**[04:45] ---**
Good grief.
**[04:46] ---**
You really don't learn, do you?!
**[04:49] ---**
To think you would get into
that mobile coffin of your own will!
**[04:52] ---**
Wh-Why you...!
***SIGN*** Today's Love Fortune Today's Lucky Item: Pizza
**[04:56] ---**
Let's see... Today's lucky item is pizza.
***SIGN*** Today's Lucky Point: Park
**[05:00] ---**
Lucky point is the park.
**[05:02] ---**
"There might be a wonderful encounter
with your prince on a white horse
***SIGN*** There might be a wonderful encounter with your prince on a white horse waiting for you. Good luck!
**[05:05] ---**
"waiting for you."
**[05:07] ---**
Could it be...?
**[05:08] ---**
Maybe I'll get to see Hayate!
**[05:11] ---**
I guess there's no way such
wishful thinking will come true...
**[05:20] ---**
H-Hayate?! No way!
**[05:22] ---**
What? Miss Nishizawa?
**[05:24] ---**
You! Get off me!
**[05:29] ---**
H-Hayate?
**[05:31] ---**
It's really you, right?
**[05:33] ---**
B-But what are you doing?
**[05:35] ---**
Why are you fighting that thing?
**[05:37] ---**
W-Well, that is...
**[05:38] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki!
**[05:40] ---**
Prepare to meet your end!
**[05:44] ---**
We can talk later!
**[05:45] ---**
Let's get away from here first!
**[05:48] ---**
O-Okay...
**[05:54] ---**
This idea is no good!
**[05:56] ---**
Never mind winning a fax machine.
**[05:57] ---**
I couldn't even hope
for the small screen-tone set
**[05:58] ---**
or the 50 pages of special manuscript paper!
**[06:01] ---**
Nagi, you have a phone call from Sakuya...
**[06:04] ---**
I'm out of service range. Bye!
**[06:05] ---**
Wait, hold on!
**[06:06] ---**
Say, is my stupid bro over there?
**[06:10] ---**
Your stupid bro?
**[06:11] ---**
You mean Gilbert?
**[06:12] ---**
That moron's rented some
outrageous ordnance usin' my name.
**[06:17] ---**
O-Ordnance?!
**[06:18] ---**
Yup, yup, yup.
**[06:20] ---**
Ya know, ma'am, business's been bad
as ever. It's been a real ordnance.
**[06:24] ---**
That's "a real ordeal", ya moron!
**[06:26] ---**
Well, anyway, that aside...
**[06:28] ---**
He's probably plannin' to go
after the butler-in-debt again.
**[06:30] ---**
If he comes to make trouble,
gently rake him over the coals for me.
**[06:34] ---**
Nagi?
**[06:35] ---**
Knowing Hayate, I doubt there's
any need to worry, but...
**[06:39] ---**
Call the SP!
**[06:41] ---**
We're going to look for Hayate.
**[06:47] ---**
Found it!
**[06:49] ---**
Miss Nishizawa, would you mind
if I set you down for a bit?
**[06:51] ---**
S-Sure.
**[06:53] ---**
As I recall, Maria gave this to me
for just such a situation...
**[07:17] ---**
What is it?
**[07:19] ---**
I see, so this is how it works...
**[07:22] ---**
Thank you, Maria. This will be a big help.
**[07:25] ---**
Hayate, it's coming!
**[07:28] ---**
I feel sick.
**[07:29] ---**
This mecha's giving me
serious 3D motion sickness.
**[07:32] ---**
Set! Arm!
**[07:35] ---**
Hayate!
**[07:43] ---**
What is this?!
**[07:54] ---**
Hayate!
**[07:56] ---**
Hayate!
**[07:57] ---**
J-Just you remember this!
**[08:02] ---**
Hayate, hang in there! Hayate!
**[08:07] ---**
* A dozen or so millennia later,*
* having lost his memory,*
**[08:12] ---**
* Hayate was drifting alone*
* and solitary through space...*
**[08:17] ---**
No... Nono-riri-hei...
**[08:21] ---**
*Welcome back!*
**[08:29] ---**
*S-So it was a dream...*
**[08:30] ---**
* That's right! I have to hurry and take*
* back ideas on amnesia to the Miss!*
**[08:36] ---**
*Wait... Where am I...?*
**[08:38] ---**
H-Hayate, I'll call an ambulance right away!
**[08:42] ---**
Don't die, okay?!
**[08:42] ---**
Uh, um...
**[08:44] ---**
Thank goodness!
**[08:45] ---**
Are you okay? Does your head hurt at all?
**[08:48] ---**
N-No, well...
**[08:49] ---**
More importantly, this is...
**[08:52] ---**
Putting your head on my lap was...! I...!
**[08:54] ---**
Ow!
**[08:57] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[08:58] ---**
I-It's been a while since we've had
some time to ourselves, hasn't it?
**[09:02] ---**
R-Right...
**[09:03] ---**
Hey, I've been wanting
to ask you this for a while now.
**[09:06] ---**
You evaded me that time, but...
**[09:09] ---**
The truth is...
**[09:11] ---**
...I'm only interested
in 2-dimensional things.
***SIGN*** Crushed!!
**[09:15] ---**
Be honest with me...
**[09:16] ---**
H-Hayate, how do you...
really feel about me?
**[09:23] ---**
Tell me.
**[09:24] ---**
No, well...
**[09:25] ---**
Tell me, tell me!
**[09:28] ---**
My head!
**[09:30] ---**
Hayate?
**[09:33] ---**
Where am I? Who in the world am I?
**[09:37] ---**
* Sh-Shoot! I let my impulse get*
* the better of me and I did it again!*
**[09:41] ---**
* A desperate ploy like this...*
* There's no way...*
**[09:43] ---**
A-Amnesia?
**[09:45] ---**
Hayate got amnesia!
**[09:49] ---**
*What?! You're really going to believe it?!*
**[09:51] ---**
What'll I do?! I've never seen
a real case of amnesia!
**[09:56] ---**
Oh, "Winter Sonata!" Maybe
I should've watched "Winter Sonata"!
**[09:59] ---**
Bae! Maybe I should've watched Bae!
**[10:02] ---**
Sorry for taking so long!
**[10:03] ---**
*What?*
**[10:06] ---**
Thank you for your business!
**[10:07] ---**
Huh?
**[10:08] ---**
Oh! I was hungry, so I ordered it!
I'd totally forgotten!
**[10:12] ---**
Oh? Um, could it be that... you're a butler?
**[10:15] ---**
What?
**[10:16] ---**
Right? You're a butler, right?
**[10:18] ---**
Wow, I've never met a real one!
**[10:21] ---**
Which means, this is your mistress, right?
**[10:23] ---**
What?
**[10:24] ---**
So, should I ask the butler to pay for this?
**[10:28] ---**
What?
**[10:30] ---**
Um, the bill?
**[10:34] ---**
B-Butler Hayate.
**[10:35] ---**
Huh?
**[10:36] ---**
Wh-What are you doing all spaced out?
Hurry up and pay this man.
**[10:45] ---**
Y-Yes, as you wish, Miss.
**[10:49] ---**
All right! That's it!
I've always wanted to see that!
**[10:53] ---**
Here is your tea, Miss.
**[10:55] ---**
What? Oh...
**[10:57] ---**
Thank you.
**[11:02] ---**
S-So I'm your butler, then...
**[11:05] ---**
Th-That's right, Hayate Ayasaki. You're...
**[11:09] ---**
You're the butler of Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[11:15] ---**
*Now I've done it...*
**[11:17] ---**
* Oh, man! I can't find*
* the right time to call this off!*
**[11:21] ---**
* Oh, man! And it looks like*
* Hayate totally believes it, too...*
**[11:25] ---**
* Well, no helping it!*
* I guess what will be, will be!*
**[11:31] ---**
Mm, yum!
**[11:33] ---**
Oh, could it be that the two
halves have different toppings?
**[11:36] ---**
That's right. This is called
"half-and-half".
**[11:40] ---**
Here, Butler Hayate, don't be shy.
Why don't you try this side, too?
**[11:44] ---**
Yes, then I will.
**[11:47] ---**
What the? Th-This is delicious.
**[11:49] ---**
I feel like this is a flavor
I've never tasted before.
**[11:52] ---**
What? Those are just plain anchovies.
**[11:55] ---**
Hayate, you've never had anchovies?
**[11:57] ---**
What? W-Well...
**[11:59] ---**
* I saw them when*
* I was working part-time, but...*
**[12:02] ---**
It's delicious, Miss Ayumu.
**[12:06] ---**
* Could it be that this is a brief moment*
* that God has give me as present?*
**[12:12] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[12:15] ---**
And... It can't be!
**[12:18] ---**
You're that thieving hamster!
**[12:20] ---**
*Miss?!*
**[12:23] ---**
Hey, Hayate, what is the meaning of this?!
**[12:25] ---**
Enough of this weird joke!
**[12:27] ---**
What? Um...
**[12:28] ---**
I-I won't let you have Hayate!
**[12:32] ---**
Because he's...
**[12:33] ---**
Because he's my precious butler!
**[12:38] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[12:39] ---**
*This is bad!*
**[12:40] ---**
* At this point, I have to put an end*
* to this, even if it's a bit forced!*
**[12:44] ---**
Hayate?!
**[12:45] ---**
My head is somehow...
**[12:46] ---**
Hayate!
**[12:49] ---**
*All right! Now's my chance!*
**[12:55] ---**
Wait... What?!
**[12:56] ---**
Hayate!
**[12:58] ---**
Hayate has amnesia?! That's impossible!
**[13:04] ---**
Just you wait, Hayate!
**[13:05] ---**
I'll restore your memories, without fail!
**[13:09] ---**
*I-I missed my opportunity yet again...*
**[13:12] ---**
*Um, how long should I pretend to be asleep?*
**[13:18] ---**
Indian curry... (*I*ndo karee wa...)
**[13:20] ---**
...is spicy. (...karee *zo*.)
**[13:22] ---**
Elephants are elephantine, you know!
Weak! (*Zo*u wa okkiin dazo! Sa*bu*!)
**[13:26] ---**
Ready?
**[13:27] ---**
We will now begin the Hayate Ayasaki
Memory Instrumentality Project.
**[13:32] ---**
I just happened to be
examining amnesia today.
**[13:36] ---**
I've prepared various kinds of missions,
**[13:38] ---**
so I'd like everyone to lend a hand as well.
**[13:40] ---**
* I-I'd be lying if I said that I didn't*
* feel like I might be in danger...*
**[13:44] ---**
* But the Miss was so committed*
* to her idea for the manga.*
**[13:48] ---**
* If this will serve to hint*
* at some ideas for her...*
**[13:51] ---**
*All right!*
**[13:54] ---**
Huh? Where am I? What was I...
**[13:56] ---**
Ah! Hayate, you're awake!
**[13:58] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[14:00] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[14:01] ---**
Hayate!
**[14:02] ---**
Yes?
**[14:03] ---**
Right now, due to amnesia,
**[14:05] ---**
I hear you apparently believe
you're this hamster's butler?!
**[14:08] ---**
What? Uh, yes, that's right.
**[14:10] ---**
I am Miss Ayumu's...
**[14:12] ---**
Wrong!
**[14:13] ---**
Hayate, you are my butler!
Nagi Sanzenin's butler!
**[14:16] ---**
Precisely!
**[14:17] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, you are truly deplorable.
**[14:21] ---**
I shall restore this man's memories,
even if I have to use force!
**[14:27] ---**
Klaus, are you saying you don't think
I can restore Hayate's memories?
**[14:31] ---**
With all due respect,
that is exactly what I mean.
**[14:33] ---**
Oh-ho!
**[14:34] ---**
Interesting! I accept your challenge!
**[14:36] ---**
Let us compete to see which one of us
can restore Hayate's memories!
**[14:41] ---**
Well, I'll be the winner anyway.
**[14:44] ---**
*Um... compete?*
**[14:47] ---**
How about it, Hayate? Do you remember now?
**[14:50] ---**
These are your super
favorite clothes, you know.
**[14:53] ---**
*M-My favorite?*
**[14:55] ---**
*This sweetness...*
**[14:57] ---**
* I feel like I may have seen her*
* in Episode 8 or maybe not...*
**[15:00] ---**
* I'm so shocked! I-I had no idea Hayate*
* was into that sort of thing!*
**[15:03] ---**
* Thus, the operation*
* to restore his memories began!*
**[15:08] ---**
Rarr!
**[15:09] ---**
What's wrong?! Defeat him swiftly
with just one strike!
**[15:13] ---**
* But I can't just quietly*
* let him eat me, either...*
**[15:17] ---**
* All right! I'll use this*
* as the trigger and...*
**[15:20] ---**
That's enough!
**[15:24] ---**
Oh-ho...
**[15:31] ---**
* I'm so shocked! I had no idea Hayate*
* had such tiger-killing abilities!*
**[15:35] ---**
*All right!*
**[15:36] ---**
My memories are com--
**[15:37] ---**
They don't seem to have been restored!
The technique is wrong!
**[15:39] ---**
Hm, it seems we will have to
wait for the results.
**[15:41] ---**
Oh, come on...
**[15:42] ---**
*Miss Nagi and Klaus fought.*
**[15:45] ---**
* To restore Hayate's memories,*
* they fought doggedly!*
**[15:49] ---**
Darn it! So his memories still
aren't coming back!
**[15:51] ---**
Since it's come to this,
we'll use shock therapy!
**[15:56] ---**
Wait! P-Please don't!
**[15:58] ---**
Don't!
**[15:59] ---**
Go on!
**[16:03] ---**
Oh, the parachute...
**[16:05] ---**
Mr. Klaus!
**[16:18] ---**
That yell just now... Could Hayate
have regained his memories already?!
**[16:21] ---**
* Or actually, maybe he never*
* had amnesia to begin with?*
**[16:25] ---**
*What prodigious deductive powers!*
**[16:28] ---**
No, not yet!
**[16:29] ---**
There's no way Hayate's
memories will be restored
**[16:30] ---**
by methods thought up by someone like Klaus!
**[16:32] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[16:39] ---**
But Hayate's taking a long time
to come to the surface.
**[16:42] ---**
Maria, move forward slowly!
**[16:43] ---**
We'll begin a search, just in case!
**[16:45] ---**
I-Isn't this going too far,
no matter how you look at it?
**[16:48] ---**
Um...
**[16:49] ---**
Please forgive her.
**[16:51] ---**
She's trying her hardest
for Hayate's sake, too.
**[16:54] ---**
In her own way.
**[16:58] ---**
Hey, Hayate, are you all right?!
**[17:00] ---**
If you are, answer me! Come on!
**[17:03] ---**
I feel a little defeated somehow...
**[17:06] ---**
I guess a lot's happened
that I don't know about.
**[17:10] ---**
Between Hayate and that girl...
**[17:20] ---**
What's that?
**[17:21] ---**
Was there an island like that when
we came fishing the other day?
**[17:24] ---**
I-I don't know...
**[17:25] ---**
Let's just go ashore and see.
**[17:26] ---**
Maria, get the boat to shore for me!
**[17:28] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[17:33] ---**
Oh, I'm coming, too!
**[17:41] ---**
Huh?! What the?!
**[17:49] ---**
C-Could this also be because of the
strange ecosystem of the Sanzenin Lake?!
**[18:00] ---**
This is not good!
**[18:04] ---**
What?! The engine's stalled
at a time like this?!
**[18:17] ---**
Those voices...
**[18:19] ---**
The Miss and Miss Nishizawa?!
**[18:27] ---**
Eep!
**[18:29] ---**
Wh-What is this guy?!
**[18:32] ---**
Could it be...?
**[18:33] ---**
Are you the turtle god?
The turtle god of the island?
**[18:36] ---**
L-Let's run! Hurry!
**[18:39] ---**
Th-The thing is,
my legs gave out just now...
**[18:50] ---**
Ow!
**[18:52] ---**
* If Hayate... If Hayate*
* were here, he'd probably...*
**[18:56] ---**
H-Hey!
**[18:58] ---**
Over there!
**[19:09] ---**
H-Hey, stop!
**[19:11] ---**
This girl is someone important to Hayate!
**[19:13] ---**
I-If you lay a hand on her...
**[19:15] ---**
...I'll make you pay for it!
**[19:17] ---**
Maybe?
**[19:18] ---**
Miss Nishizawa...
**[19:21] ---**
Hey, hamster, I appreciate the thought,
but don't lose your nerve now!
**[19:24] ---**
Stop, you reptile!
**[19:26] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:27] ---**
Hayate?
**[19:28] ---**
You lay a hand on either of them
and you will have to answer to me!
**[19:55] ---**
Miss! And Miss Nishizawa!
**[19:57] ---**
Are you... Are you hurt at all?
**[19:59] ---**
Hayate...
**[20:01] ---**
You...
**[20:02] ---**
I apologize for putting
the two of you in danger!
**[20:05] ---**
I have... I have failed
as a butler of the Sanzenin household!
**[20:08] ---**
Hayate, you got your memories back!
**[20:10] ---**
I'm so glad, Hayate!
**[20:11] ---**
What? But I...
**[20:13] ---**
Yes!
**[20:15] ---**
If you're back to your old self,
that's all that matters!
**[20:18] ---**
Yes!
**[20:22] ---**
R-Right! Thank you very much!
**[20:24] ---**
All right!
**[20:25] ---**
The Hayate Memory
Instrumentality Project is over!
**[20:31] ---**
Are you sure about not seeing her home?
**[20:35] ---**
Well, as much as I hate to admit it,
that little critter helped me,
**[20:39] ---**
so I'll let those two
have a little time alone...
**[20:41] ---**
Owowowow...
**[20:43] ---**
Well, I'm glad I got to see
how your new life's going today.
**[20:47] ---**
I apologize for all the trouble
I put you through.
**[20:50] ---**
Say, Hayate, do you remember
what I asked you at the park?
**[20:54] ---**
What?
**[20:54] ---**
O-Oh, what was it about
again? It's all kind of fuzzy...
**[20:58] ---**
Figures.
**[21:01] ---**
You care a great deal about
that little miss, don't you, Hayate?
**[21:04] ---**
What?
**[21:05] ---**
But I also care a lot about...
**[21:08] ---**
...I care a lot about you, too!
**[21:10] ---**
Miss Nishizawa...
**[21:12] ---**
Hayate, next time...
**[21:14] ---**
I mean, let's go to a pizza place sometime!
**[21:16] ---**
What?
**[21:17] ---**
You've never had anchovy
pizza before, have you?
**[21:20] ---**
But I'm sure you'll love it!
I just have this feeling!
**[21:23] ---**
I really think so for some reason!
**[21:25] ---**
Just kidding!
**[21:29] ---**
Well, let's meet again somewhere.
**[21:32] ---**
Miss Nishizawa...
**[21:34] ---**
*Leaving Hayate with a bittersweet feeling,*
**[21:37] ---**
*Miss Nishizawa left the Sanzenin residence.*
**[21:40] ---**
*As for Klaus...*
**[21:42] ---**
A bit to the right...
**[21:43] ---**
*And so...*
**[21:45] ---**
* ...he journeyed on into the far*
* reaches of oblivion on autopilot.*
**[21:48] ---**
* Starting next time, he'll be*
* fighting a new turn of events.*
**[21:55] ---**
Naida kokoro no ho ni kaze ga fuki-nuketetta
**[21:55] ---**
A breeze crossed the wilted sail of my heart
**[22:00] ---**
Kimochi yureru soshite Lose My Way
**[22:00] ---**
My feelings waver and then I lose my way
**[22:05] ---**
Zutto kimi ga iru nara ii ka
**[22:05] ---**
I guess if you'll always be here, it's okay
**[22:08] ---**
Sore mo waruku wa nai So I Go Together
**[22:08] ---**
That's not so bad, so I go together
**[22:14] ---**
Tenki-yohou nante nai
**[22:14] ---**
Weather forecasts don't exist
**[22:16] ---**
Zenbu kibun-shidai
**[22:16] ---**
It's all mood-dependent
**[22:19] ---**
Nanimo shinpai nai
**[22:19] ---**
There's nothing to worry about
**[22:21] ---**
Makasete! Jiyuu-jizai
**[22:21] ---**
Leave it to me! Perfectly free
**[22:24] ---**
Keri-ageta kutsu ni
**[22:24] ---**
On the shoe that I kick up
**[22:26] ---**
"Put A Wish" Zettai hareru!
**[22:26] ---**
"Put a Wish" it'll definitely clear up!
**[22:29] ---**
Kekka wa... I'm Looking At Nothing...
**[22:29] ---**
And the result is, I'm looking at nothing
**[22:32] ---**
Mou ichido, yari-naoshi!
**[22:32] ---**
One more time, a do-over!
**[22:34] ---**
Tama ni wa kakete-miyou
**[22:34] ---**
I'll try betting once in a while
**[22:39] ---**
Nee kimi ni yudanete-mitai
**[22:39] ---**
Hey, I want to try entrusting you with it
**[22:44] ---**
Sassou to kake-nukete To Fly
**[22:44] ---**
Running through gallantly, to fly
**[22:47] ---**
Harema ga mieru The Sky
**[22:47] ---**
I can see a break in the weather, the sky
**[22:50] ---**
Shinjiteta yo
**[22:50] ---**
I had faith
**[22:52] ---**
Soshite Make My Way
**[22:52] ---**
And then, I make my way
**[22:54] ---**
Sotto sashi-dasu kimi no te de
**[22:54] ---**
With the hand you quietly reach out
**[22:57] ---**
Muteki ni nareru kara So I Go Together
**[22:57] ---**
I can become invincible, so I go together
**[23:04] ---**
Hoshi ga kirei da ashita mo hareru sa
**[23:04] ---**
Stars so beautiful,
it'll be clear again tomorrow
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Magical Change and I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
It goes so fast. This anime has been
around for almost half a year now.
**[23:37] ---**
Yes, we've made it half a year somehow,
but we still have a long way to go!
**[23:40] ---**
I'll continue to count on you, Hayate.
**[23:41] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[23:43] ---**
So, we'll have a new opening
sequence starting next episode.
**[23:45] ---**
The story will also switch to
"Hayate the Combat Butler! Asgard Arc",
**[23:48] ---**
where butlers fight fiercely
over legendary butler uniforms!
**[23:51] ---**
What?! It will?!
**[23:52] ---**
Well, probably something like that.
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
What's this Butler Battle Tournament?!
You're making no sense!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
It's exactly what it sounds like.
**[24:02] ---**
I want to check up on the level
of butlers at our school.
**[24:06] ---**
She's the Superintendent?!
**[24:08] ---**
How dare you do that to my
precious Mistress Kuzuha...
**[24:09] ---**
You won't get away with this.
**[24:11] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:13] ---**
"Hayate Rising".
**[24:14] ---**
Hayate, I wish to see it for myself
with these very eyes
**[24:19] ---**
Hayate Rising
**[24:19] ---**
when you win the tournament!
**[24:21] ---**
Will you be able to survive?
# 27 - Hayate Rising
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:13] ---**
Here you are, Mistress
Kuzuha. Please say, "Ah!"
***SIGN*** Butler Economy, Trade and Industry
**[00:20] ---**
The futures index of the butlers
at our Hakuou Academy is...
**[00:24] ---**
Down 3 points.
**[00:27] ---**
They have grown soft.
**[00:29] ---**
A butler, for example, can get run over
by a car speeding along at 80kmph
**[00:33] ---**
or get trampled by a giant robot...
**[00:36] ---**
Pardon. A bit of cream on your mouth.
**[00:41] ---**
Only when they can survive such
things as if it were nothing
**[00:43] ---**
can they be considered full-fledged butlers.
**[00:46] ---**
Am I not right, Sion?
**[00:47] ---**
You are.
**[00:50] ---**
But even so...
**[00:52] ---**
Let me think...
**[00:53] ---**
If there were a butler somewhere
**[00:55] ---**
with a look of poverty about him
that just makes you want to smack him,
**[00:56] ---**
who was in his late teens
and roughly 168cm and 57kg...
**[01:01] ---**
If there were?
**[01:02] ---**
Well, I would not be against
giving him some special attention.
**[01:11] ---**
It sure is autumn.
**[01:15] ---**
It certainly is autumn.
**[01:20] ---**
Tama, cut it out.
**[01:23] ---**
Hey, cut it out.
**[01:28] ---**
Rarrr!
**[01:31] ---**
Rarrr!
**[01:34] ---**
Rarrr...
**[01:36] ---**
*Oh?*
**[01:36] ---**
* I-I feel like someone*
* is calling to me from somewhere.*
**[01:40] ---**
*I think it's about time we busted out a new.*
**[01:43] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[01:46] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[01:53] ---**
I know! I have just thought
of a good way to stave off boredom!
**[01:56] ---**
Wait, so uh... Who might you be?
**[01:59] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:02] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:04] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:10] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[02:15] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[02:21] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[02:26] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[02:32] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[02:37] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[02:42] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[02:48] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[02:53] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[02:56] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:59] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[03:04] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[03:07] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[03:10] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[03:28] ---**
Hayate Rising
**[03:32] ---**
I've done it! It's finally complete!
**[03:35] ---**
Congratulations!
**[03:36] ---**
You'll win the new author
award for sure this time!
**[03:39] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[03:42] ---**
Th-Then make sure to get this manuscript...
**[03:45] ---**
Yes, I will send it out to the publisher.
**[03:49] ---**
Oh, also...
**[03:50] ---**
When you go to school, grab the PSP
from my desk while you're at it.
**[03:55] ---**
Oh, did you forget it there?
**[03:57] ---**
It's got Crisis Core in it. I'm working
on finishing a hardcore challenge.
**[04:00] ---**
I'll be counting on you.
**[04:02] ---**
Miss!
**[04:03] ---**
Um, please get some good rest.
**[04:14] ---**
*A normal, peaceful morning!*
**[04:16] ---**
* It's a bit disappointing that*
* the Miss couldn't make it, though.*
**[04:20] ---**
Morning, Hayate.
**[04:22] ---**
Oh, Hinagiku.
**[04:24] ---**
Are you alone? Is Nagi playing hooky again?
**[04:27] ---**
Yes, well...
**[04:31] ---**
Morning, students of Hakuou Academy.
**[04:34] ---**
It is early, but I have some
interesting information for you.
**[04:37] ---**
This voice is...!
**[04:38] ---**
Wait! Look, Hinagiku!
**[04:43] ---**
I will have you know, this is no joke.
**[04:45] ---**
I am serious.
**[04:48] ---**
*Wh-What was that?*
**[04:52] ---**
That woman's up to no good again!
**[04:56] ---**
Wait...!
**[05:07] ---**
Wh-What the?!
***SIGN*** elzzaD
**[05:09] ---**
"D-Dazzle! The First..."
**[05:12] ---**
"Hakuou Academy..."
**[05:14] ---**
"B-Butler..."
**[05:16] ---**
"Battle..."
**[05:17] ---**
"Tournament..."
**[05:22] ---**
Hinagiku, um, please calm down.
**[05:25] ---**
What in the world is this about?
**[05:31] ---**
Hayate, you stay back.
**[05:35] ---**
Oh-ho, I am surprised
you knew where to find me.
**[05:38] ---**
You are not our student body
president for nothing, I see.
**[05:40] ---**
Um, who is this woman?
**[05:42] ---**
She's our school's Superintendent.
**[05:44] ---**
S-Superintendent?!
**[05:46] ---**
Indeed.
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Butler Battle Tournament to be Held!!
**[05:48] ---**
What is this?!
**[05:50] ---**
Butler Battle Tournament?!
You're making no sense!
**[05:53] ---**
It's exactly what it sounds like.
**[05:55] ---**
I want to check up on the level
of the butlers at our school.
**[05:59] ---**
I also have a somewhat
personal interest in this.
**[06:03] ---**
A strong, tough butler worthy
of some special attention!
**[06:06] ---**
That is what I am looking for!
**[06:10] ---**
Th-That gave me the chills
for some reason...
**[06:13] ---**
But she seems like an awfully
extreme sort of person.
**[06:16] ---**
I-In other words,
you're up to your usual thing
**[06:18] ---**
and you plan to have fun by treating
the students as your toys, don't you?!
**[06:22] ---**
"Have fun"?! How insulting!
**[06:24] ---**
The ability to fight is one of the most
important aspects of being a butler!
**[06:27] ---**
B-But all the butlers
at this school are serious students!
**[06:33] ---**
For example, take Hayate here.
**[06:37] ---**
Huh?
**[06:38] ---**
I see, then perhaps
I shall ask him directly.
**[06:42] ---**
* W-Wait, have I been made*
* the focus of this conversation*
**[06:45] ---**
* before I could even understand*
* what's going on?*
**[06:48] ---**
Boy.
**[06:49] ---**
By the looks of it, you seem to be
at least some sort of butler yourself.
**[06:53] ---**
Answer my question.
**[06:55] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[06:57] ---**
"A battle tournament such as this
**[06:58] ---**
"to test the strength
of butlers is pointless."
**[07:00] ---**
Now... "Yes" or "no"?
**[07:02] ---**
What? Uh...
**[07:04] ---**
Beep. Beep. Beep.
**[07:07] ---**
W-Well, I wouldn't say
that it was pointless,
**[07:09] ---**
b-but I think there might be
more important things than that.
**[07:13] ---**
Like one's dedication to one's mistress...
**[07:17] ---**
What?!
**[07:18] ---**
Boy!
**[07:20] ---**
You understand nothing!
**[07:24] ---**
Hayate, take this!
**[07:28] ---**
You seem to have *some* skill.
**[07:30] ---**
* Hold on! Please don't just drag me*
* into your battle world!*
**[07:35] ---**
But at this rate, you
still have a long way to go!
**[07:41] ---**
Wh-What should I do? This is my fault.
**[07:49] ---**
A butler is tasked with
the protection of his mistress,
**[07:52] ---**
even if it should cost him his life.
**[07:56] ---**
Boy, what would you do
if I were out to kill your mistress?
**[08:02] ---**
Would you still be able to
say the same thing then?
**[08:05] ---**
That strength is not a particularly
essential quality for a butler...
**[08:08] ---**
Th-That is...
**[08:11] ---**
You left yourself open!
**[08:15] ---**
A lesson for you!
**[08:17] ---**
Watch out!
**[08:24] ---**
What?!
**[08:26] ---**
She ran out of juice.
**[08:28] ---**
Not good... My blood sugar level...
**[08:32] ---**
S-Sion... a sna... a snack...
**[08:36] ---**
Yes, I already have one waiting
for you in your room.
**[08:39] ---**
Is it sweet?
**[08:41] ---**
Yes, very.
**[08:43] ---**
Sion...
**[08:44] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha...
**[08:46] ---**
*O-Oh, my!*
**[08:48] ---**
*What in the world is up with these people?*
**[08:51] ---**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[08:53] ---**
* Hakuou Academy Superintendent,*
* Kirika Kuzuha,*
**[08:55] ---**
* has triple the combat*
* ability of a normal person,*
**[08:58] ---**
*but in exchange, if she uses up her energy,*
**[09:00] ---**
*she just drops like a fly.*
**[09:05] ---**
How dare you do that
to my precious Mistress Kuzuha...
**[09:08] ---**
You won't get away with this.
**[09:10] ---**
* Wait, what? I'm going to*
* be held solely responsible for that?*
**[09:20] ---**
*What?! This is...!*
**[09:22] ---**
* Could this be the Territory*
* formed by this person's Aura?*
**[09:25] ---**
My name is Sion.
**[09:27] ---**
Written as "si" as in "poet"
and "on" as in "sound".
**[09:30] ---**
Sion.
**[09:31] ---**
O-Oh, is that so? I am...
**[09:38] ---**
*This person is good!*
**[09:39] ---**
* I've been robbed of my*
* freedom before I knew it!*
**[09:42] ---**
You're a butler? What
is this world coming to?
**[09:45] ---**
When you are so weak...
**[09:52] ---**
Why don't you just give up being a butler
**[09:53] ---**
and switch to being a maid?
**[09:56] ---**
That would suit you better.
**[09:58] ---**
If that makes you angry,
try entering the Tournament.
**[10:01] ---**
The winner will receive
the privilege of challenging me.
**[10:05] ---**
Though, I doubt you could ever manage that.
**[10:16] ---**
Uh, um, Hayate, I'm sorry.
**[10:19] ---**
For, you know, getting you mixed up in this.
**[10:22] ---**
Not at all...
**[10:26] ---**
Um!
**[10:28] ---**
P-Please pretend you didn't
see that... just now...
**[10:32] ---**
A-All right.
**[10:35] ---**
*Wh-Where's all this leading to?*
**[10:38] ---**
* What in the world is this*
* Butler Battle Tournament?*
**[10:42] ---**
Um, I'd like to ask you something.
**[10:45] ---**
J-Just what kind of person
is the Superintendent of Hakuou Academy?
**[10:50] ---**
And she seems to have some
sort of history with Hinagiku...
**[10:52] ---**
Oh, did you run into her today?
**[10:55] ---**
What? Yes...
**[10:56] ---**
Yeah, that Superintendent's
a fantastically troublesome character.
**[11:00] ---**
For example, just to stave off boredom,
**[11:02] ---**
she changed our field trip destination
**[11:03] ---**
to the non-Internet Amazon
without our consent.
**[11:06] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[11:07] ---**
Or simply to stave off boredom,
**[11:09] ---**
she schemed to open
a pool made solely for Char.
**[11:12] ---**
I see.
**[11:14] ---**
So, it's kind of been like that,
**[11:15] ---**
with Hinagiku trying
to protect the students and Earth
**[11:17] ---**
from the evil reach
of the Superintendent's whims.
**[11:21] ---**
H-Hold on...
**[11:24] ---**
Um, that last part...
**[11:25] ---**
Well, here's a bit of friendly advice.
**[11:27] ---**
Better not get involved
with that Superintendent or her butler.
**[11:32] ---**
But this Butler Battle Tournament
sure came out of the blue.
**[11:35] ---**
Let's see...
**[11:37] ---**
"The winner will be presented
with a prize of 100 school credits."
**[11:41] ---**
That's like a roundabout way of saying
you can skip all the classes you want.
**[11:49] ---**
Hayate, if you don't mind,
why don't you enter this tournament?
**[11:53] ---**
What?!
**[11:54] ---**
Wait... Miss, you don't mean...
**[11:56] ---**
No, no, I don't care about the 100 credits.
**[11:59] ---**
Whether it's there or not,
I'll skip school when I skip school.
**[12:03] ---**
R-Right...
**[12:05] ---**
More importantly...
**[12:06] ---**
Hayate, I wish to see it for myself
with these very eyes
**[12:11] ---**
when you win the tournament.
**[12:13] ---**
W-Win, you say?
**[12:15] ---**
Yes!
**[12:16] ---**
After all, you must be invincible
to be a Sanzenin butler.
**[12:20] ---**
In other words, you are...
**[12:22] ---**
...invincible!
**[12:23] ---**
Invincible!
**[12:24] ---**
Which equates to victory!
**[12:27] ---**
Miss...
**[12:28] ---**
Ooh! I'm starting to get more
and more excited!
**[12:31] ---**
Because knowing you...
**[12:33] ---**
Things like this...
**[12:34] ---**
...and this...
**[12:36] ---**
...should be in your arsenal.
**[12:37] ---**
And it's not often I get to
see stuff like that.
**[12:41] ---**
*Wait... So, with the way this is going,*
**[12:43] ---**
* am I pretty much being forced*
* to enter the tournament, no matter what?*
**[12:46] ---**
* But if the Miss has such*
* high expectations of me...*
**[12:54] ---**
Hinagiku Katsura, this is a warning.
**[12:57] ---**
Ultimately, you are
a commoner without a butler.
**[13:00] ---**
It would be for your own good
to mind your own business
**[13:02] ---**
and refrain from interfering
with the Tournament.
**[13:06] ---**
I retrieved this tape earlier
from the student council post box.
**[13:11] ---**
Incidentally, the packaging was all sticky
with brown sugar syrup.
**[13:14] ---**
I see, so her snack today consisted
of Japanese sweets (wagashi).
***SIGN*** My Master (wagashi)
**[13:22] ---**
None of that matters!
**[13:24] ---**
Isn't there some way for us
to intervene in this Tournament?
**[13:29] ---**
*Having said that, I have no butler...*
**[13:33] ---**
*Oh, what am I going to do?*
**[13:35] ---**
I've made up my mind!
**[13:37] ---**
I'm going to ask Kotetsu!
**[13:39] ---**
It must be nice
for those of you with butlers.
**[13:42] ---**
The 100 credits are definitely appealing,
**[13:44] ---**
but now, what are Miki and I to do?
**[13:47] ---**
You, there! Don't be letting
the devil's temptation get to you already!
**[13:52] ---**
Mm-hm.
**[13:54] ---**
Hina, I have a good idea.
**[13:59] ---**
Um, perhaps you should refrain
from anything so dangerous?
**[14:03] ---**
No, I've made up my mind.
**[14:06] ---**
Maria, I'm going to enter
the Butler Battle Tournament!
**[14:10] ---**
I cannot let the Miss down!
**[14:15] ---**
Yes! I'm starting to get more
and more fired up!
**[14:18] ---**
I will try going with the
flow, in spite of it all!
**[14:20] ---**
*E-Even with this hot-blooded turn of events,*
**[14:22] ---**
*I guess he's still off in his own world.*
**[14:25] ---**
*What of butler Hayate's fate?*
**[14:26] ---**
* And... the day of the Tournament's*
* come around in no time!*
**[14:34] ---**
A warrior is as good as his word.
(*Bu*shi ni nigon wa na*i*.)
**[14:38] ---**
Die once and you cannot die again.
(*I*chido shineba nido shina*nu*.)
**[14:46] ---**
A-Are they burning it up over there?
**[14:50] ---**
And now, we hereby commence Dazzle!
**[14:53] ---**
The First Hakuou Academy
Butler Battle Tournament!
**[14:59] ---**
I am the Superintendent
of this academy, Kirika Kuzuha!
**[15:03] ---**
All of you, vie against one another!
**[15:04] ---**
Compete ruthlessly!
**[15:06] ---**
I expect tough fights worthy
of this great stage for butlers!
**[15:11] ---**
It's finally time, Hayate!
**[15:13] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[15:18] ---**
*Please wait for me, poem person!*
**[15:21] ---**
And now, we'll begin the first match!
**[15:24] ---**
In the red corner, the butler
of some household, Other 1!
**[15:32] ---**
And in the blue corner, butler of
the Segawa household, Kotetsu!
**[15:42] ---**
I never knew the committee
chairman had a butler.
**[15:45] ---**
But no one's coming out.
**[15:49] ---**
After I begged him to come, too!
***SIGN*** Thank you!! Urakari Main Line
**[15:57] ---**
Farewell, Urakari Main Line!
**[15:59] ---**
Th-This roundish shape of the
train carriage is just to die for!
**[16:02] ---**
Right?! Right, right?!
**[16:03] ---**
R-Red corner wins by default!
**[16:07] ---**
Don't be mean!
**[16:10] ---**
*Next up, the second match.*
**[16:20] ---**
Yo, Ayasaki! So yer in this, too, eh?
**[16:22] ---**
O-One of the members of the
"very generous people" folk?!
**[16:26] ---**
How in the world?!
**[16:29] ---**
I hired him as an interim butler.
**[16:31] ---**
M-Miss Asakaze!
**[16:33] ---**
I lost at rock-paper-scissors to Miki, so...
**[16:37] ---**
I used my connections to get a pinch hitter.
**[16:38] ---**
What kind of connections do you have?
**[16:40] ---**
Rock-paper-scissors?
**[16:41] ---**
Fight!
**[16:43] ---**
Get him!
**[16:45] ---**
Beat him to a pulp!
**[16:46] ---**
Stick it to him good!
**[16:55] ---**
What?
**[16:56] ---**
Y-You win!
**[16:57] ---**
Um, please, just don't
tell anyone about that!
**[17:00] ---**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[17:01] ---**
*A butler's necktie is his soul.*
**[17:04] ---**
* Regardless of the amount of damage*
* or if there is even any damage,*
**[17:07] ---**
* the butler whose necktie*
* gets taken first loses.*
**[17:11] ---**
Th-The winner is Kashiwagi,
butler of the Asakaze household!
**[17:15] ---**
O-Oh, right, his name is Mr. Kashiwagi.
**[17:19] ---**
But...
**[17:20] ---**
Kashiwagi! Kashiwagi!
**[17:21] ---**
Good work!
**[17:22] ---**
Keep it up and get me those 100 credits.
**[17:25] ---**
I'll be sure to do the work
I've been paid to do.
***SIGN*** Heh Heh Heh
**[17:28] ---**
* S-So black... There's something*
* so black about them.*
**[17:32] ---**
Next up, the third match!
**[17:34] ---**
In the red corner, butler of the Azumamiya
household, Kaede Nonohara!
**[17:44] ---**
Nonohara, go for the win!
**[17:46] ---**
Get the 100 credits!
**[17:47] ---**
Fight!
**[17:52] ---**
Nonohara...
**[17:53] ---**
And... his opponent is...
**[17:55] ---**
What?!
**[18:04] ---**
Power of Flower
**[18:07] ---**
And someday, even that bud
**[18:09] ---**
It's me!
**[18:11] ---**
Will bloom large right
in the middle of your heart
**[18:13] ---**
Interim butler of the Hanabishi
household, Hinagiku Katsura!
**[18:18] ---**
Power of Flower
**[18:19] ---**
Wh-Why is Hinagiku...
**[18:22] ---**
...a-a butler?
**[18:24] ---**
That is because I won against
Risa at rock-paper-scissors
**[18:27] ---**
and I gained the draft rights.
**[18:29] ---**
Hina wants to upset
the Superintendent's plans.
**[18:31] ---**
I want the 100 credits.
**[18:34] ---**
Well, it's a so-called
aligning of interests.
**[18:38] ---**
With this, victory is ours!
**[18:43] ---**
Good grief, an interim butler, is it?
**[18:45] ---**
People seem to have a lot of contempt
for our profession these days.
**[18:49] ---**
If I've offended you, I'm sorry.
**[18:51] ---**
But by no means did I enter
this Tournament as a joke.
**[18:56] ---**
Then, shall we begin?!
**[19:01] ---**
Yes!
**[19:02] ---**
*I-Incredible!*
**[19:16] ---**
Oh-ho. You're pretty good.
**[19:20] ---**
Nonohara, you seem awfully sure of yourself.
**[19:23] ---**
Why haven't you tried
to use your super lethal technique?
**[19:26] ---**
Th-That is...
**[19:28] ---**
Nonohara, go for the win!
Get the 100 credits!
**[19:31] ---**
But don't hit Miss Katsura!
**[19:36] ---**
No matter how powerful your technique is,
**[19:40] ---**
I, Hinagiku Katsura, will repel all
your attacks with everything I have!
**[19:47] ---**
Understood.
**[19:48] ---**
Then here I go.
**[19:54] ---**
Safety Shutter!
***SIGN*** Safety Shutter
Super Explosive Flaming Slash of Darkness
**[20:04] ---**
I-I will not be beat!
**[20:10] ---**
What's wrong? Is that all you've got?
**[20:13] ---**
Safety...!
**[20:18] ---**
Nonohara, the build-up to your
technique takes a bit too long.
**[20:25] ---**
I win.
**[20:28] ---**
Th-The winner is Hinagiku Katsura!
**[20:34] ---**
Thank you.
**[20:35] ---**
For not going easy on me,
just because I'm a girl.
**[20:38] ---**
A butler fights with everything he has,
no matter the opponent.
**[20:43] ---**
Besides...
**[20:44] ---**
Even my master does not wish
for me to win against you.
**[20:49] ---**
Nonohara...
**[20:52] ---**
How did you like that?!
I'm one step closer to you two now!
**[20:58] ---**
She's great.
**[20:59] ---**
Yes, she is.
**[21:01] ---**
*Hinagiku...*
**[21:03] ---**
*And finally, it was Hayate's turn.*
**[21:07] ---**
Okay, next match!
**[21:09] ---**
In the red corner, butler of the
Sanzenin household, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[21:13] ---**
*All right, here goes!*
**[21:15] ---**
*Now, who will be my opponent?*
**[21:20] ---**
In the blue corner! Who the heck
is it under that mask?!
**[21:23] ---**
Mystery butler!
**[21:27] ---**
Free-style K!
**[21:30] ---**
Who could that be?
**[21:32] ---**
That air of dignity could only be
that of a true master.
**[21:34] ---**
Yes. And he's even got
a strange tiger with him, too.
**[21:38] ---**
Who in the world is it?
**[21:40] ---**
I don't know.
**[21:41] ---**
But don't let your guard down, Hayate.
**[21:42] ---**
*Who might this mystery butler and tiger be?*
**[21:47] ---**
* Next time, he will fight against*
* a critically desperate situation.*
**[21:51] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:53] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:57] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:06] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:37] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:05] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:08] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:25] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:26] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
G'morn! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:32] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
With a new warning, opening,
and ending, it's a fresh start.
**[23:36] ---**
Yes, it is, Miss.
**[23:37] ---**
Looks like we can fight
for another half a year with this.
**[23:40] ---**
I had all kinds of worries, but I guess
things have a way of working out.
**[23:42] ---**
That's not entirely true. This show has
a lot of people keeping an eye on it.
**[23:45] ---**
About the new opening song
we have starting today...
**[23:48] ---**
It's on a grand scale that makes
you think of the universe, isn't it?
**[23:50] ---**
You think so?
**[23:51] ---**
Though, of course,
it's still quite a nice song.
**[23:53] ---**
Buh-bye!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
I guess it's been many months since then.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Hayate, you're always doing your best
and I'm grateful to you for that.
**[24:04] ---**
Miss...
**[24:05] ---**
Hakuou Academy Butler Battle Tournament
finally gets to the championship round.
**[24:09] ---**
Will Hayate Ayasaki manage
to remain a contender?
**[24:14] ---**
There is something
I absolutely must protect!
**[24:17] ---**
Hayate!
**[24:17] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Black Hayate
**[24:18] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:19] ---**
"Black Hayate".
**[24:21] ---**
At crosswalks, even
when you have a green light,
**[24:23] ---**
make sure you look around
and cross carefully!
# 28 - Black Hayate
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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When watching TV,
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please keep the room bright...
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...and sit well away from the TV.
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That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
*Last time!*
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* Thanks to the Superintendent's*
* caprious-icious-icious nature,*
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* a Butler Battle Tournament*
* was suddenly held at Hakuou Academy!*
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Nonohara, the build-up to your
technique takes a bit too long.
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*One fierce fight after another and another,*
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* and the butler of the Sanzenin*
* household, Hayate Ayasaki, also...*
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* ...brilliantly cleared the first*
* round after a life-and-death struggle!*
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*Wh-What incredible fighting spirit!*
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* What kind of super lethal*
* technique could he have?*
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Here he comes, Hayate!
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* That's right! This*
* is no time to be faltering!*
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* I absolutely have to let*
* the Miss see me at my best here!*
**[00:48] ---**
Huh?
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The winner is Hayate Ayasaki,
butler of the Sanzenin household!
**[00:56] ---**
Huh? Wait... What?!
**[00:58] ---**
*Uh, um, but I haven't done anything yet...*
**[01:03] ---**
So you shredded his clothes
with the power of your chi!
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That's my Hayate!
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*End of summary.*
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* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
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* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[01:19] ---**
Oh, my, look at the silly
mask you're wearing, Mr. Klaus.
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You're the only one who noticed, Maria.
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Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
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Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
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Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
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Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:41] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
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Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
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Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
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Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
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Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
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Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
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Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
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Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
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Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
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Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
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Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
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Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
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Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
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Black Hayate
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Yes, they say a true master can win
without laying a finger on his foe.
***SIGN*** Infrared
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Hayate, I never imagined
you had gotten to that point.
**[03:10] ---**
W-Well...
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* Um, my opponent destroyed himself*
* all on his own in that match...*
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Here you are, Miss.
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Ah! Thank you.
**[03:24] ---**
Say, Hayate, sitting here like this
sort of reminds you, doesn't it?
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Oh? Of what?
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Hey, now, don't tell me you've forgotten!
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You know, that day.
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Oh!
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I guess it's been many months since then.
**[03:39] ---**
Hayate, you're always doing your best
and I'm grateful to you for that.
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Here, you drink this!
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Miss...
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I mean, after all, we need you
to do your best and grab that victory.
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Yes, Miss!
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Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
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That's... Himuro?
**[04:10] ---**
Sheesh! Shrieking their heads off just
because he's a bit good-looking.
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You're way cooler than him!
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Oh, please...
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Heave-ho!
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Little Master, this will be it then.
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*I see, so Himuro's in this Tournament, too.*
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*All right!*
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* I'll be sure to witness your*
* lethal technique with my own eyes!*
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Okay, we're going to get started.
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The Saginomiya household Men
in Black Tri-Stars versus...
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...Ohkouchi household butler, Himuro Saeki!
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Three versus one?! That's playing dirty!
**[04:45] ---**
How rude! We, the men in black
of the Saginomiya household...
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W-We three are one!
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We are as one in body and spirit!
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The Girls' Squad!
**[04:54] ---**
What an interesting thing to say.
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Fight!
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Then here we go.
**[05:18] ---**
Bonjour?
**[05:19] ---**
Uh, um, where is the venue
for the Butler Battle Tournament?
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Ça va, ça va.
**[05:27] ---**
Oh, dear, oh, dear. Oh, dear, oh, dear.
**[05:30] ---**
I have this terrible feeling
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that I was unable to be present to
witness yet another crucial moment.
**[05:41] ---**
Th-The winner is Himuro Saeki!
**[05:45] ---**
M-Miss Isumi is always getting lost...
**[05:48] ---**
A-And she has a hard
time getting to school...
**[05:52] ---**
S-So we wanted to get the prize
of 100 school credits for her...
**[05:59] ---**
Himuro, good work!
**[06:01] ---**
I hope I get to see you win soon!
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I will be counting on you to pay me
my bonus, Little Master Taiga.
**[06:08] ---**
I-I couldn't see anything
of that crucial super lethal technique...
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Y-Yes...
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*I have to make sure to step up my game, too!*
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* But as chance would have it,*
* contrary to his determination...*
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Fight!
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Kame-hame...
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Y-You win...
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Ayasaki wins!
**[06:37] ---**
What?!
**[06:39] ---**
*Wh-Why?*
**[06:41] ---**
* That's right. Terrified*
* by how Hayate won his first fight,*
***SIGN*** You win.
**[06:45] ---**
* his opponent small fry butlers*
* forfeited one after another.*
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*And the competition continued,*
**[06:52] ---**
*quickly determining the top 4 contenders.*
**[06:55] ---**
First match of the semi-finals!
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The Hanabishi family part-time
butler, Hinagiku Katsura!
**[07:05] ---**
The Asakaze family
part-time butler, Kashiwagi!
**[07:13] ---**
My butler...
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...ran away!
**[07:15] ---**
R-Rissy...
**[07:17] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[07:19] ---**
She probably couldn't
keep paying him anymore.
**[07:22] ---**
Th-The winner is my little sister!
**[07:25] ---**
We've got our first championship contender!
**[07:33] ---**
Hina, do your best out there
for my sake, too.
**[07:37] ---**
Risa...
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This is just a token of my appreciation.
**[07:45] ---**
Wait! This is the bill
from the butler you hired!
**[07:50] ---**
Well, I'd been buying
the "Ikki Tousen" DVDs,
**[07:52] ---**
because I wanted to see the protagonist,
who doesn't show up very much,
**[07:55] ---**
and I went over my credit card limit.
**[07:57] ---**
Pay it yourself! Pay it *yourself*!
**[08:01] ---**
* Was it really all right*
* for me to end up in the top 4?*
**[08:07] ---**
That, too, must have been Heaven's will.
**[08:09] ---**
* Wait, y-you can even*
* hear what I'm thinking?!*
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The Sanzenin family butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[08:19] ---**
You've been summoned.
**[08:21] ---**
R-Right!
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The Ohkouchi family butler, Himuro Saeki!
**[08:38] ---**
Himuro, why did you enter this Tournament?
**[08:42] ---**
Why?
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Why? Because I...
**[08:47] ---**
...love money!
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H-Hayate!
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That kid is doing better than I expected.
**[09:15] ---**
Indeed.
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*That's Himuro for you.*
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*I let him set the pace in spite of myself.*
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*B-But...*
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*This finally...*
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*...feels like a battle now!*
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Huh?
**[09:39] ---**
Little Master Taiga?
**[09:41] ---**
Mm-hm, I see.
**[09:43] ---**
You are being attacked
by a terrifying savage beast?
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I-I'm sorry!
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I wanted you to do your best,
**[09:52] ---**
so I went to buy you a snack, but...
**[09:55] ---**
Very well. I shall be there right away.
**[09:59] ---**
Hayate, we shall have to
do this at another time.
**[10:04] ---**
Wha?! Wait!
**[10:06] ---**
Darn it! No helping it then!
**[10:08] ---**
The winner is Hayate Ayasaki!
**[10:10] ---**
What?!
**[10:12] ---**
*A-Again?*
**[10:14] ---**
Ah! That little bastard.
**[10:16] ---**
He ran off because he got scared of Hayate!
**[10:18] ---**
*O-Oh, that's right.*
**[10:20] ---**
* The fact that I've technically*
* won this match means...*
**[10:25] ---**
*S-So my next opponent is Hinagiku...*
**[10:29] ---**
*This is rough.*
**[10:30] ---**
* Should he actually be happy*
* with his victory?*
**[10:34] ---**
* We are finally getting*
* to the championship round.*
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A Nurarihyon monster! (*Nu*rarihyon!)
**[10:40] ---**
What?! (*E*?!)
**[10:43] ---**
May I breathe through my gills?
(*E*ra-kokyuu shitemo ii desu*ka*?)
**[10:46] ---**
Interim butler of the Hanabishi
household, Hinagiku Katsura!
**[10:49] ---**
Here!
**[10:55] ---**
Sanzenin household butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[10:58] ---**
H-Here!
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You have both done well to make it this far.
**[11:11] ---**
The way you fought was quite valiant.
**[11:13] ---**
* But uh, I don't recall*
* having fought much at all...*
**[11:16] ---**
Now, enter this championship
round with care!
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As the representative of the students,
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the winner will receive
the privilege of challenging Sion here.
**[11:25] ---**
You have no objections, I trust?
**[11:26] ---**
I do not.
**[11:27] ---**
I-I suppose not...
**[11:30] ---**
To inspire the two of you,
**[11:32] ---**
we will now take a moment
to unveil the new school song.
**[11:35] ---**
I stayed up all night writing
and composing it myself!
**[11:38] ---**
An immortal masterpiece!
**[11:41] ---**
A-A new school song?
**[11:44] ---**
Hayate, you should take this
opportunity to learn for yourself
**[11:48] ---**
just how dreadful the Superintendent is.
**[11:50] ---**
I entered this Tournament
in order to defeat her.
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Hinagiku...
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy
School Song
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The white school reigning
over the land of Suginami
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Our mother school
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Fire up that engine in your heart
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Hakuou! Hakuou!
**[12:16] ---**
Six mega shock!
**[12:18] ---**
Employment rate of 120
**[12:20] ---**
Hakuou Academy!
**[12:24] ---**
Calm down!
**[12:25] ---**
Calm down and count the prime numbers!
**[12:26] ---**
Struck by its overwhelming splendor,
it seems everyone is in a frenzy.
**[12:28] ---**
Hakuou! Hakuou!
**[12:30] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[12:32] ---**
Zhuge Liang's trap
**[12:32] ---**
See?
**[12:33] ---**
Th-This is definitely...
**[12:35] ---**
She needs to be brought down.
**[12:35] ---**
Hakuou! Hakuou!
**[12:37] ---**
If we allow her to continue
as she pleases, our academy will be...
**[12:39] ---**
Update blogs daily
**[12:41] ---**
Hakuou Academy!
**[12:43] ---**
Superintendent!
**[12:45] ---**
I will win against
that person, without fail!
**[12:48] ---**
But of course, I will refuse the prize!
**[12:51] ---**
Are you okay with that? Mikky?
**[12:53] ---**
I-I do not mind.
**[12:55] ---**
Because we are the student council!
**[12:57] ---**
We cannot set an example of playing hooky!
**[12:59] ---**
But you're always playing hooky.
**[13:04] ---**
100 credits?
**[13:05] ---**
Offering a prize like that...
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It's an awful thing for the students
who take attending class seriously!
**[13:10] ---**
This academy is not your toy!
**[13:13] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen of the student body,
I will defeat the Superintendent!
**[13:16] ---**
And I will bring reform to this academy!
**[13:21] ---**
Please give me the strength
to reform Hakuou Academy!
**[13:26] ---**
Hayate, you heard what I said.
**[13:28] ---**
But a match is a match.
**[13:30] ---**
*Wh-What should I do? She's serious.*
**[13:33] ---**
*I'm in a real jam now.*
**[13:36] ---**
*Absolute destiny: Apocalypse.*
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Okay, here we go!
**[13:48] ---**
Final match!
**[13:50] ---**
Hinagiku Katsura versus Hayate Ayasaki!
**[13:55] ---**
Super Battle Time!
**[14:00] ---**
Here I come!
**[14:06] ---**
P-Please stop, Hinagiku!
**[14:09] ---**
There's no reason for us to fight!
**[14:12] ---**
Don't tell me you're holding
back because I'm a girl!
**[14:20] ---**
*Truly, not his home crowd.*
**[14:22] ---**
Hayate, it's unsportsmanlike
to just keep running away!
**[14:25] ---**
Fight me fair and square!
**[14:32] ---**
Hey, Hayate, pull yourself together!
**[14:35] ---**
What?!
**[14:36] ---**
Why are you so by-the-book?
**[14:38] ---**
Being a butler isn't just about
using your strength to hurt others.
**[14:42] ---**
Hayate, you must know that well.
**[14:45] ---**
Miss...
**[14:48] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[14:51] ---**
Come, Hayate, fight me!
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*Hinagiku, I am sorry about this.*
**[15:03] ---**
* I get that you're serious about protecting*
* the academy from the Superintendent.*
**[15:10] ---**
* But there is something*
* I absolutely must protect!*
**[15:19] ---**
Th-The winner is Hayate Ayasaki!
**[15:32] ---**
Uh, um, Hinagiku...?
**[15:36] ---**
Perv.
**[15:38] ---**
But well, I guess a loss is a loss.
**[15:40] ---**
I was too worked up about this anyway.
**[15:42] ---**
I guess it just means
I still need a lot of training.
**[15:45] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, I hate that I lost,
**[15:47] ---**
but I'll entrust you with the future
of Hakuou Academy this time.
**[15:51] ---**
What?
**[15:53] ---**
That's okay, right? Ladies
and gentlemen of the student body?
**[15:58] ---**
No, uh...
**[16:00] ---**
Entrusting me with such
an outrageous thing is...
**[16:03] ---**
He will be representing us,
the students of Hakuou!
**[16:06] ---**
Come accept the challenge, fair and square,
**[16:09] ---**
Sion Kuresato, butler to the Superintendent!
**[16:11] ---**
Oh! Wait!
**[16:21] ---**
Show them exactly what you are capable of.
**[16:24] ---**
With pleasure.
**[16:26] ---**
You. Shall we get on with it?
**[16:28] ---**
Hayate, it'll be fine.
Knowing you, I'm sure you'll win.
**[16:31] ---**
Wait, Hinagiku, please don't move
the story along without me!
**[16:35] ---**
Hayate!
**[16:37] ---**
Well, uh, how to say this?
**[16:39] ---**
I've been plenty satisfied with the way
you've fought so far, of course,
**[16:44] ---**
but Hayate, to see you
coolly knockout an opponent...
**[16:48] ---**
That's what I'd love to see for myself!
**[16:52] ---**
It seems there's no turning back now.
**[16:55] ---**
I will do it!
**[16:56] ---**
Yes, that's the spirit, Hayate!
**[16:59] ---**
With the future of the academy at stake!
**[17:13] ---**
Fight!
**[17:14] ---**
* At any rate, I just have to make sure*
* not to get caught in that weird technique.*
**[17:19] ---**
It's no use, Ayasaki.
**[17:25] ---**
Shoot!
**[17:27] ---**
My "poetic world" sends the piano
melody directly into your brain.
**[17:32] ---**
You can no longer escape
from within this domain.
**[17:37] ---**
Huh? W-What's wrong, Ayasaki?
**[17:42] ---**
That's...
**[17:43] ---**
Hayate, aim for the feet!
**[17:46] ---**
Break your opponent's stance!
**[17:48] ---**
Once you shatter the focus,
that technique should also...!
**[17:51] ---**
Hinagiku...
**[17:53] ---**
Not so fast!
**[18:07] ---**
Sh-Shoot! M-My true identity!
**[18:11] ---**
Uh, um... Your "true"..?
**[18:13] ---**
Could it be that you're...?
**[18:15] ---**
D-Don't say it!
**[18:17] ---**
Take that! And that! And that! And that!
**[18:20] ---**
*Allow me to explain.*
***SIGN*** Top Secret
Sion's Secret
***SIGN*** Sion
***SIGN*** Girl Sion
**[18:21] ---**
*The Superintendent's butler, Sion Kuresato,*
**[18:24] ---**
* is actually a female student*
* at the middle school.*
**[18:25] ---**
*When the Secret Boots come off,*
**[18:27] ---**
* she can no longer maintain*
* her elegant appearance*
**[18:29] ---**
* and she ends up revealing her*
* true identity of a young girl.*
**[18:32] ---**
Hey, those two are completely
different characters!
**[18:35] ---**
Take that! And that!
**[18:36] ---**
I-I'm an adult! I'm no pipsqueak!
**[18:40] ---**
A-A cool adult, suitable
to be in Mistress Kuzuha's company!
**[18:47] ---**
Sion, stop this already. You have lost.
**[18:50] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha...
**[18:51] ---**
Your smaller form is fine in its own way.
**[18:54] ---**
Let us withdraw for today
and craft poems of love together.
**[18:58] ---**
Yes, Mistress.
**[19:03] ---**
Uh, um...
**[19:09] ---**
You seem like a toy
that will be quite fun to play with.
**[19:13] ---**
What?!
**[19:14] ---**
J-Just you remember this!
**[19:16] ---**
I'll be sure to get back at you for this!
***SIGN*** Silence!
**[19:28] ---**
Uh, um...
**[19:30] ---**
What to do about this atmosphere...?
**[19:38] ---**
Uh...
**[19:39] ---**
* And thus, the Butler Battle*
* Tournament came to an end.*
**[19:50] ---**
Take that!
**[19:55] ---**
*I said it's over and it's over!*
**[19:57] ---**
Oh! A jellyfish!
**[19:58] ---**
Oh, I wonder if jellyfish are edible?!
**[20:03] ---**
So, um... Wh-What ultimately
became of the prize of 100 credits?
**[20:10] ---**
Hm? She gave it to us.
**[20:11] ---**
The one thing that Superintendent
doesn't do, at least, is lie.
**[20:15] ---**
Th-Then...
**[20:16] ---**
No, we respectfully declined it.
**[20:19] ---**
What?
**[20:19] ---**
Sheesh!
**[20:20] ---**
I feel bad for always making
you skip school with me...
**[20:23] ---**
And after all the trouble I went to...
**[20:25] ---**
*Oh, could it be*
**[20:27] ---**
* that she did this out of concern*
* for Hayate's attendance record?*
**[20:30] ---**
I am grateful for your considerate thought.
**[20:32] ---**
But I will fit school in between my duties
and make it work somehow.
**[20:37] ---**
Go!
**[20:44] ---**
Looks like even the champion
of the Battle Tournament
**[20:46] ---**
is a pushover when it comes to games.
**[20:49] ---**
N-Next time, I will be sure to win!
**[20:52] ---**
Come on! Come at me however you like!
**[20:54] ---**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Victory
**[21:01] ---**
Sion, what did you think
of that boy named Ayasaki?
**[21:05] ---**
What did I think? Um...
**[21:07] ---**
That boy is unexpectedly...
**[21:11] ---**
...enticing.
**[21:13] ---**
What?
**[21:15] ---**
I've made up my mind!
**[21:16] ---**
Enough of that Battle Tournament!
**[21:26] ---**
Come forth, mysterious
Butler Corps of Darkness!
**[21:29] ---**
We will make Hayate Ayasaki one of us,
by any means necessary!
**[21:42] ---**
* What might this mysterious*
* Butler Corps of Darkness be?*
***SIGN*** Butler Corps of Darkness VS Hayate
**[21:46] ---**
* And what of the fate*
* of Hayate and the others?*
**[21:48] ---**
* Next time, they will fight against a Gundam*
* model fanatic's extensive knowledge.*
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:05] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Sign: Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
From good morning to good night,
I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:35] ---**
The story's starting to take
a boys' manga type of turn.
**[23:38] ---**
Are you going to be fighting
groups of monsters every week now?
**[23:41] ---**
No, we have a normal story next week.
**[23:44] ---**
The anime staff seems to be going
through a lot of trial and error.
**[23:47] ---**
I guess original story developments
can be quite difficult.
**[23:50] ---**
I agree, Miss.
**[23:52] ---**
So, don't miss the staff's struggles!
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-good!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Young Sir, my mother suggested I go
to a match-making meeting yesterday.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:02] ---**
Really? That's great...
**[24:04] ---**
Oh, Mother? Please set up
that meeting as soon as you can!
**[24:07] ---**
Yes, full speed ahead.
**[24:09] ---**
What? Oh, wait, Saki?!
**[24:10] ---**
So, tomorrow on Sunday, I will be going
to a match-making meeting.
**[24:13] ---**
What?!
**[24:15] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:16] ---**
"Match-Making Meeting".
**[24:16] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Match-Making Meeting
**[24:17] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:18] ---**
# 29 - Match-Making Meeting
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:05] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:15] ---**
If you have a match-making meeting,
do you always get married?
**[00:17] ---**
Huh? What's this about all of a sudden?
**[00:21] ---**
Well, uh... actually...
**[00:25] ---**
Saki went out drinking
with her friends two nights ago
**[00:28] ---**
and she was out late, so she stayed
the night at her parents' house.
**[00:32] ---**
Then, she came back yesterday morning and...
***SIGN*** Video Rental V Tachibana
**[00:40] ---**
Oh, back already?
**[00:43] ---**
You don't go home much,
so you could've spent more time there.
**[00:48] ---**
No, I did not wish to cause you any worry,
**[00:51] ---**
so I came back as quickly as I could.
**[00:53] ---**
Like I said, I wasn't worried or anything.
**[00:57] ---**
I-Incidentally, there were men
at our get-together last night, too.
**[01:00] ---**
I don't care about that stuff.
**[01:03] ---**
Also, my mother suggested I go
to a match-making meeting.
**[01:07] ---**
Hah! That's great!
**[01:14] ---**
Oh, Mother? Please set up
that meeting as soon as you can!
**[01:18] ---**
Yes, full speed ahead.
**[01:19] ---**
What? Oh, wait, Saki?!
**[01:21] ---**
All right, I understand.
**[01:23] ---**
So, tomorrow on Sunday,
I will be going to a match-making meeting.
**[01:27] ---**
Therefore, I will be taking some time off.
I assume that will be fine?!
**[01:29] ---**
What?!
**[01:38] ---**
So, she's been out since this morning.
**[01:41] ---**
That's unexpected to hear,
**[01:43] ---**
but she's going to the meeting
because she wants to get married, right?
**[01:47] ---**
The look on your face shows
an awfully self-centered disgruntlement.
**[01:50] ---**
Wha?!
**[01:51] ---**
No helping it then.
I guess I'll help you out.
**[01:53] ---**
What?
**[01:54] ---**
Well, well, a match-makin' meetin', huh?
**[01:57] ---**
It'll be chock full
of opportunities to make jabs.
**[01:59] ---**
I've never witnessed a match-making meeting.
**[02:02] ---**
Then why don't you all go
watch the match-making meeting?
**[02:05] ---**
Wha?!
**[02:05] ---**
Yes! That's a good idea!
**[02:08] ---**
Wha?!
**[02:09] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[02:12] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[02:17] ---**
Who gives a damn?!
Now's not the time for that!
**[02:19] ---**
Saki just might end up leaving, you know!
**[02:24] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:27] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:30] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:35] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[02:41] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[02:46] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[02:51] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[02:57] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[03:02] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[03:08] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[03:13] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[03:19] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[03:22] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[03:24] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[03:30] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[03:32] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[03:35] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[03:54] ---**
Match-Making Meeting
**[04:04] ---**
Everyone should be there about now.
**[04:08] ---**
A match-making meeting
in this day and age!
**[04:09] ---**
It could be nice with a certain charm to it.
**[04:13] ---**
Then, we shall leave it
to the young couple from here on out.
**[04:16] ---**
Sounds good!
**[04:20] ---**
No!
**[04:21] ---**
Please have mercy, my lord magistrate!
**[04:24] ---**
Oh, no!
**[04:25] ---**
Come, come, it will be fine!
**[04:25] ---**
Someone, please save me!
**[04:29] ---**
Oh, my! What am I thinking?!
**[04:31] ---**
* More like, that's not*
* a match-making meeting.*
**[04:34] ---**
* Damn. A match-making meeting?*
* What the hell is that?*
**[04:41] ---**
* This is one of the most*
* distinguished restaurants in the city.*
**[04:44] ---**
* I'll have you know,*
* we are not reusing Isumi's house.*
**[04:48] ---**
Darn it! To think Saki's
having a match-making meeting
**[04:50] ---**
with some strange guy somewhere in there...!
**[04:53] ---**
I got it!
**[04:54] ---**
It seems Saki is participating
in their standard Young Couple Time.
**[04:58] ---**
What the heck is that?
**[04:59] ---**
In other words, they take
a stroll around the garden alone
**[05:02] ---**
and jabber on about
their hobbies and things.
**[05:04] ---**
Like doin' a married couple comedy routine.
**[05:07] ---**
J-Just the two of them?!
**[05:09] ---**
But the garden here is so vast,
it's called the Forest of the Lost.
**[05:13] ---**
And it seems women who have
participated in match-making parties
**[05:15] ---**
have gone missing here.
**[05:17] ---**
What?!
**[05:18] ---**
Saki and her guy may have
become skeletons by now, too.
**[05:21] ---**
We're finding them at all costs!
**[05:23] ---**
No matter what, they won't turn
into skeletons so quickly.
**[05:26] ---**
No, no, this degree of tension
just makes it more interesting.
**[05:51] ---**
It's so nice and fatty!
**[05:56] ---**
N-Nice to meet you!
**[05:58] ---**
I am Kyonosuke Kaoru
and I teach at Hakuou Academy!
**[06:02] ---**
I am Saki Kijima.
**[06:04] ---**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[06:05] ---**
* Kyonosuke Kaoru has appeared*
* as a minor character,*
**[06:08] ---**
*but he's had a piddly number of lines.*
**[06:10] ---**
*Now, he's going to talk his head off.*
**[06:13] ---**
I-I apologize for dragging
you out here today.
**[06:16] ---**
N-Not at all. I feel the same way...
**[06:19] ---**
Um, uh... What are your interests?
**[06:21] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[06:22] ---**
I build Gundam models on occasion.
**[06:23] ---**
*I got carried away and I ended up here,*
**[06:24] ---**
Uh, did you know that back in the day,
**[06:26] ---**
*but I have no plan to get married...*
**[06:26] ---**
you could buy an Elmeth
for 300 yen before tax?
**[06:30] ---**
An Elmeth is a Gundam model, by the way.
**[06:30] ---**
*I feel terrible for doing this to him...*
**[06:32] ---**
The Federation feared
the Elmeth as the "tricorn hat"
**[06:34] ---**
and it was also known
as the Ghost of Solomon.
**[06:36] ---**
Though, when it was first released,
**[06:39] ---**
it was packaged under the name
"Elmeth", just like in the show.
**[06:39] ---**
*Well, I sure was young back then...*
**[06:42] ---**
* Or rather, I must explain*
* how things ended up this way.*
***SIGN*** Pub Charm Droplets
**[06:49] ---**
Cheers!
**[06:55] ---**
So? How are things these days, Saki?
**[06:57] ---**
What?
**[06:58] ---**
That's right, how are things?
**[07:00] ---**
"H-How are things?"
**[07:02] ---**
That's what I should be asking you.
**[07:04] ---**
What's going on with
your job search, you two?
**[07:08] ---**
I-Is being unproductive a crime?!
**[07:10] ---**
We're working on self-realization!
You know, self-realization!
**[07:13] ---**
Sorry, I was wrong. I won't ask anymore.
**[07:14] ---**
No one cares about that stuff.
**[07:16] ---**
When girls get together and say,
"How are things lately?"
**[07:18] ---**
it's about men, of course!
**[07:22] ---**
Wh-Why are you so intent on this?
**[07:24] ---**
I have no need of a boyfriend.
**[07:25] ---**
Besides, I'm too busy with work
for that sort of thing.
**[07:28] ---**
What a terribly mundane response.
**[07:30] ---**
No attractive man is going to
pay attention to you like that.
**[07:33] ---**
Not to worry.
**[07:35] ---**
I believe I get plenty of attention
from an attractive man.
**[07:39] ---**
What was with that comment?!
So you do have a boyfriend?!
**[07:42] ---**
N-No, uh...
**[07:43] ---**
Give us the details!
**[07:44] ---**
So, I mean, uh...
**[07:49] ---**
Shoot. I didn't think I'd be out so late.
**[07:53] ---**
There's no train that goes back
to Nakano-Sakaue at this hour...
**[07:57] ---**
I have no choice.
**[07:58] ---**
I will call the Young Sir
to make sure he does not worry
**[08:00] ---**
and I will stay the night
at my parent's today.
**[08:02] ---**
Oh, okay, so you're not coming back.
**[08:05] ---**
Uh, um, you sound rather happy about that.
**[08:08] ---**
Really?
**[08:09] ---**
It's not like I'm thinking I won't
get scolded for staying out late.
**[08:12] ---**
W-Well, anyway, I apologize
for causing you worry.
**[08:15] ---**
Huh? I wasn't worried.
**[08:17] ---**
What?
**[08:18] ---**
Uh, um, for a girl to go out drinking
and come home in the morning is...
**[08:22] ---**
Looks like I'll be getting
a peaceful night's sleep tonight!
**[08:30] ---**
Thank you for the meal.
**[08:33] ---**
Wait, Saki, are you always
this grumpy at mealtime?
**[08:37] ---**
I was born grumpy.
**[08:39] ---**
Oh, my, what a thing to say!
**[08:41] ---**
*Honestly!*
**[08:42] ---**
* I'm coming back in the morning*
* after going drinking*
**[08:44] ---**
*and he's not worried at all?!*
**[08:46] ---**
*Well, as you can see, nothing happens.*
**[08:52] ---**
Well, then, I am going back!
**[08:54] ---**
Wait, Saki! Hold on!
**[08:56] ---**
What is it?!
**[08:57] ---**
Um, so Saki dear, do you have any
interest in match-making meetings?
**[09:00] ---**
Huh?
**[09:02] ---**
Incidentally, this kit does
not come with a figurine!
**[09:05] ---**
However! It comes with Char's
custom Gelgoog and 10 bits.
**[09:06] ---**
* Mention a match-making meeting*
* in that situation and anyone would have...*
**[09:08] ---**
Incidentally, the scale is 1:550!
**[09:12] ---**
Um, am I boring you
with my Gundam model talk?
**[09:15] ---**
Oh, I-I'm sorry. I was just
thinking about something...
**[09:19] ---**
No, I can tell by the glum
look on your face.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, um...
**[09:23] ---**
I'm 28 already and my parents
are really getting on my case.
**[09:26] ---**
What?
**[09:27] ---**
They keep telling me to get married.
**[09:29] ---**
So I reluctantly wound up coming
to this match-making meeting...
**[09:32] ---**
Oh, um, me, too.
**[09:34] ---**
What?
**[09:35] ---**
I was sort of forced into it
and got carried away.
**[09:37] ---**
I-I am sorry!
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, no, I'm no better than you!
M-More importantly...
**[09:42] ---**
What?
**[09:43] ---**
Where are we?
**[09:49] ---**
This is...!
**[09:53] ---**
Where in the world could they be?
**[09:56] ---**
This place looks like there
really could be wild animals here.
**[09:59] ---**
Please do not worry! I shall
protect you at the risk of my own life!
**[10:04] ---**
Darn it! Which way could they be?!
**[10:07] ---**
But Wataru, don't you care about Isumi?
**[10:10] ---**
Wha?!
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, my...
**[10:15] ---**
Huh?! What's Isumi got to do
with any of this?!
**[10:18] ---**
Good point.
**[10:19] ---**
In a typical romance, the pattern goes...
**[10:21] ---**
If ya drag yer feet, unable to confess
yer feelings to yer sweetheart,
**[10:24] ---**
yer sweetheart starts gettin' offers
for match-makin' meetings and stuff.
**[10:27] ---**
It's not like that!
**[10:29] ---**
Then just leave Saki alone.
**[10:32] ---**
She's of age, so she's got
a right to find happiness.
**[10:36] ---**
Th-That's true, but...
**[10:37] ---**
Ya don't make any sense.
**[10:39] ---**
Well, not that it matters.
**[10:40] ---**
It's already weird, since I'm your
betrothed and I'm helping you here.
**[10:44] ---**
Then, fine! I don't need any more help!
**[10:46] ---**
Oh, there she is! Saki!
**[10:48] ---**
What?!
**[10:52] ---**
Where could we be?
**[10:53] ---**
I have no idea.
**[10:55] ---**
Do you suppose that's the way back?
**[10:57] ---**
Who the heck is that?
I've seen him somewhere before.
**[11:00] ---**
Oh, that's Mr. Kaoru!
**[11:02] ---**
Oh, that Gundam model freak!
**[11:04] ---**
I can't hear them, but they
seem like they're hitting it off.
**[11:08] ---**
They certainly do.
**[11:09] ---**
Damn it! That Saki!
**[11:11] ---**
Don't tell me she's serious
about a guy like him?!
**[11:13] ---**
If only we could hear them somehow...
**[11:16] ---**
I'll bet even the all-purpose butler
can't do anythin' about this.
**[11:19] ---**
Please leave it to me!
**[11:20] ---**
What?!
**[11:21] ---**
Please leave it to me, Miss!
**[11:23] ---**
I thought such a need might arise,
so I learned lip-reading with the SPK
**[11:26] ---**
and I will use it
to read their conversation!
**[11:33] ---**
The truth is, um,
there's someone I care for.
**[11:36] ---**
What?
**[11:37] ---**
"The truth is, Saki,
you are the person I care for!"
**[11:40] ---**
What?!
**[11:41] ---**
O-Oh, someone you care for?
**[11:44] ---**
Yes.
**[11:45] ---**
"O-Oh, I also care for you!"
**[11:48] ---**
So, who is this person you like?
**[11:50] ---**
She's a childhood friend.
**[11:52] ---**
She used to be really cute
way back when, but...
***SIGN*** Yukiji
**[11:55] ---**
* This is ultimately the subjective*
* vision of a man in love.*
**[11:59] ---**
As she grew older, she became more
of a mess in terms of her personality.
**[12:01] ---**
Actually, she was a mess to begin with...
**[12:04] ---**
"So, what is it that you like?"
**[12:05] ---**
"What I like about you is that you'd
make a child wife and how you're cute."
**[12:08] ---**
"I just want to mess you up.
Actually, I want to mess you up big time!"
**[12:11] ---**
But you still like her?
**[12:13] ---**
"Th-Then do as you like with me!"
**[12:18] ---**
I don't know what she thinks of me,
**[12:20] ---**
but how you feel is something
that's hard to change, you know?
**[12:23] ---**
That's true.
**[12:24] ---**
How you feel is...
**[12:26] ---**
"I'm more of a skilled operator
than you'd think,"
**[12:28] ---**
"and I'll change things so it feels good!"
**[12:29] ---**
"That's great! As long as it feels good!"
**[12:31] ---**
I can't put up with this anymore! Saki!
**[12:33] ---**
Ya moron!
**[12:35] ---**
Ya jump out there without a plan
and she'll just end up hatin' ya!
**[12:39] ---**
Yes, she has a point.
**[12:40] ---**
Th-Then what am I supposed to do?!
**[12:42] ---**
How 'bout ya knock her out
with a whack with this from behind.
**[12:48] ---**
I-I don't know about that.
**[12:50] ---**
As a globally standard method,
**[12:53] ---**
how about creating a critical situation
**[12:54] ---**
and once you've highlighted
her partner's worthlessness,
**[12:57] ---**
you go out there and resolve things?
**[13:00] ---**
Th-That's my Hayate! That's good!
**[13:02] ---**
Oh, please...
**[13:03] ---**
That's too much of a cliché, right?
**[13:05] ---**
This is the Heisei era, not Showa.
**[13:08] ---**
Even Wataru won't go for a plan like...
**[13:10] ---**
You're amazing that you can come up
with a plan like that, Hayate!
**[13:12] ---**
Right?! My butler is a genius!
**[13:15] ---**
Yeah, he's a genius!
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, please...
**[13:18] ---**
Wataru probably doesn't watch
cliché dramas of this sort, so...
**[13:22] ---**
But assumin' we use this
totally cliché method,
**[13:25] ---**
how're we gonna create
the critical situation?
**[13:27] ---**
We're going to use Tama.
**[13:29] ---**
Tama?
**[13:30] ---**
Rarr.
**[13:31] ---**
What's he doing here?
**[13:32] ---**
* He heard Maria talking to herself*
* and couldn't resist coming.*
**[13:36] ---**
Rarr...
**[13:39] ---**
So, I end up staying alone at home again.
**[13:42] ---**
Well, I'll just sing
to my heart's content then!
**[13:53] ---**
Let us stop the...
**[13:56] ---**
More Kinoppi than Kaakun.
(*Ka*akun yori Kinop*pi*.)
**[14:00] ---**
Do you like century eggs?
(*Pi*itan osuki desu*ka*?)
**[14:11] ---**
I suppose I'll get some cleaning done.
**[14:13] ---**
That actually made me feel more lonely.
**[14:19] ---**
Well, that's what's going on,
**[14:21] ---**
so you leap out of the bushes
and scare them a little.
**[14:24] ---**
I don't mind doing that,
but what do I get out of it?
**[14:27] ---**
Let me think...
**[14:29] ---**
If you don't do as I say,
**[14:30] ---**
how about I reveal
that you're a talking tiger
**[14:32] ---**
and sell you off to the circus?
**[14:34] ---**
A-All right already! Damn it!
**[14:37] ---**
I believe I have Tama's
cooperation now as well.
**[14:39] ---**
Ya can communicate with tigers?
**[14:42] ---**
Yes, in a way...
**[14:43] ---**
That's my butler!
**[14:45] ---**
Yeah!
**[14:47] ---**
Sheesh! That Hayate!
**[14:49] ---**
He looks so sweet, but
the things he says are nasty. Man!
**[14:56] ---**
* Right then, Tama became aware*
* of a terrifying menacing aura!*
**[14:59] ---**
*Wh-What's this aura?*
**[15:03] ---**
* They say animals instinctively*
* known when approached*
**[15:05] ---**
*by a beast that's stronger than them, but...*
**[15:08] ---**
* So, my instincts still hadn't*
* forgotten how to do that!*
**[15:13] ---**
*Th-This vicious beast's aura...*
**[15:16] ---**
*I-I can't move...*
**[15:22] ---**
I must apologize.
**[15:23] ---**
Not only did I make you come
to this match-making meeting,
**[15:25] ---**
but you also had to listen to me
selfishly talk about my life.
**[15:29] ---**
Not at all.
**[15:30] ---**
She's selfish and capricious,
and she gets offended easily,
**[15:35] ---**
but they tend to be the ones
that are the hardest to ignore...
**[15:39] ---**
Selfish and capricious, and easily offended?
**[15:47] ---**
The truth is...
**[15:48] ---**
Huh?
**[15:49] ---**
Um, there's someone
I find hard to ignore, too.
**[15:55] ---**
I'm envious.
**[15:56] ---**
What?
**[15:57] ---**
Of that person who has your affections.
**[16:11] ---**
Mr. Kaoru!
**[16:12] ---**
Ooh! That was superbly agile for Tama!
**[16:15] ---**
Now's yer chance, Wataru! Get goin' already!
**[16:17] ---**
R-Right!
**[16:19] ---**
Saki!
**[16:21] ---**
You okay, Saki?!
**[16:21] ---**
Young Sir! What are you doing here?
**[16:24] ---**
Oh, no, uh... What am I...?
**[16:27] ---**
Never mind that, we have to run!
**[16:28] ---**
But we can't leave Mr. Kaoru behind!
**[16:31] ---**
Leave it to me! I'll save him!
**[16:39] ---**
That's good, that's good!
**[16:40] ---**
This is getting to be quite
an exciting turn of events!
**[16:42] ---**
Yeah! I guess clichés
can be good sometimes.
**[16:46] ---**
Well, I was going to attack those guys,
**[16:49] ---**
but I sensed the aura
of this terrible beast,
**[16:51] ---**
so I thought it was dicey and I came back.
**[16:53] ---**
What?!
**[16:55] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[16:56] ---**
Um, it appears that beast
we saw wasn't Tama...
**[17:01] ---**
What?!
**[17:02] ---**
Th-Then what's over there?
**[17:04] ---**
It may be a real wild animal...
**[17:07] ---**
What?!
**[17:09] ---**
Young Sir, it is dangerous!
**[17:11] ---**
Saki, you run!
**[17:12] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:13] ---**
Come on out, beast! Let Mr. Kaoru go!
**[17:15] ---**
Or I'll destroy you!
**[17:18] ---**
Wataru,
**[17:19] ---**
the thing in there isn't Tama,
but a real wild animal.
**[17:24] ---**
Take that! And that! And that! And that!
**[17:25] ---**
Stop that, you idiot!
**[17:30] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:32] ---**
Voltes Kick!
**[17:34] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:38] ---**
Saki!
**[17:41] ---**
Miss Katsura?!
**[17:42] ---**
Y-Yukiji, what the heck are you doing here?
**[17:46] ---**
I was told I could drink all I want
at the match-making party,
**[17:48] ---**
so I'd been drinking since yesterday,
**[17:49] ---**
but they told me to knock it off
and kicked me out!
**[17:52] ---**
I got lost in the woods
**[17:53] ---**
and I'm hungry and I'm on edge here!
**[17:53] ---**
It's only natural
that she'd get kicked out...
**[17:55] ---**
I haven't had nearly enough to drink!
**[17:55] ---**
I agree...
**[17:57] ---**
For starters, we're going to Kabukicho
and get back to drinking!
**[18:00] ---**
You're treating!
**[18:01] ---**
Help me! I'm going home!
**[18:05] ---**
Did you come out of concern
for my match-making meeting?
**[18:08] ---**
Th-Things are busy at the shop.
**[18:11] ---**
There's no time for match-making
meetings. We're going home!
**[18:13] ---**
Come on!
**[18:22] ---**
You are right.
**[18:24] ---**
I will not be able to get married
for a while at the rate things are going.
**[18:27] ---**
D-Damn straight! You dummy!
**[18:38] ---**
Good grief. He's like a little brother
who needs a lot of looking-after.
**[18:42] ---**
Agreed.
**[18:43] ---**
But does Wataru like Isumi?
Or does he like Saki?
**[18:48] ---**
What's up with him?
**[18:50] ---**
Well, with boys,
there are all kinds of "likes".
**[18:56] ---**
I don't really understand,
**[18:57] ---**
but boys are more
complicated than I thought.
**[19:00] ---**
Yes.
**[19:01] ---**
This doesn't really matter,
but was your lip-reading accurate?
**[19:05] ---**
Actually, I'm pretty
confident of my abilities.
**[19:09] ---**
*After a storm, relationships strengthen.*
**[19:11] ---**
* Well, not that we care*
* about the happiness of others.*
**[19:14] ---**
* More importantly, next time,*
* they'll be fighting against suspense!*
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
**[19:22] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, huh?
**[19:24] ---**
That boy has quite a lot of potential.
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Superintendent
Kirika Kuzuha
**[19:35] ---**
That boy...
**[19:37] ---**
Make him wear outfits like this or that...
**[19:40] ---**
And put cat-ears on him...
**[19:44] ---**
Honestly! Mistress Kuzuha!
***SIGN*** Superintendent's Personal Butler
Sion Kuresato
**[19:47] ---**
What's so great about a guy like him anyway?
**[19:50] ---**
Sion, do not be so jealous.
**[19:53] ---**
You, too, wish to make
Ayasaki weep, do you not?
**[19:57] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[19:59] ---**
So, um, how long do I have to wait?
**[20:03] ---**
I know.
**[20:04] ---**
Mysterious Butler of Darkness No. 1,
**[20:07] ---**
defeat Hayate Ayasaki
and make him one of us!
**[20:11] ---**
Yes, my lady!
**[20:15] ---**
Here you are, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[20:21] ---**
He will come to realize just how
frightful my assassin can be...
**[20:28] ---**
Another peaceful day.
**[20:32] ---**
My turn!
**[20:34] ---**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[20:42] ---**
My name is Duel Butler!
**[20:44] ---**
My turn! Draw!
**[20:47] ---**
Wh-What the?!
**[20:49] ---**
Wh-What is this?!
**[20:53] ---**
Huh? What's this?
**[20:54] ---**
Now, fight me, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[20:56] ---**
I don't really understand, but here I go!
**[21:00] ---**
My turn! Draw! Magic card!
**[21:03] ---**
Summon White-Haired Demon Klaus and attack!
***SIGN*** Klaus
**[21:12] ---**
But even when crushed,
they come back to life!
**[21:13] ---**
That vitality is
the true strength of my deck!
**[21:16] ---**
Activate the Shield Trigger!
**[21:18] ---**
Not so fast!
**[21:20] ---**
Drawing yet again!
**[21:20] ---**
I'll finish you off with
the rare Hayate Ayasaki card!
**[21:25] ---**
Here we go, partner!
**[21:26] ---**
Okay, my alter ego!
**[21:32] ---**
Wha?!
**[21:34] ---**
Me?! Killed in one turn?!
**[21:42] ---**
Huh? What the...
**[21:44] ---**
Damn it all! Just you remember this!
**[21:46] ---**
What in the world was that?
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
The End
**[21:49] ---**
"This Week's"?!
**[21:50] ---**
Don't tell me this is going
to keep happening?!
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:04] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:22] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:27] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:44] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:50] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:56] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:57] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:01] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:14] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:31] ---**
Summoned, I pop out, I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I'm Maria.
**[23:35] ---**
Oh? What are you doing here, Maria?
**[23:38] ---**
When the story takes place
outside the Sanzenin estate,
**[23:40] ---**
I tend to have few scenes,
so it seems I get to do this instead.
**[23:43] ---**
I see, that's an alarming situation.
**[23:45] ---**
But the majority of this show's viewers
**[23:47] ---**
must be watching mainly to see me,
so there should be no problem.
**[23:49] ---**
What? Do you think so?
**[23:51] ---**
I'd like to see more scenes
with Maria in them.
**[23:53] ---**
Oh, Hayate!
**[23:54] ---**
See you later!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:59] ---**
Sh-She's dead?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
I confess, I already have
a good idea of who the culprit is.
**[24:03] ---**
What?!
**[24:04] ---**
She sees through to the one and only truth.
**[24:06] ---**
With the looks of a snooty softy
and the brains of a societal bum.
**[24:07] ---**
Her name is Great Detective Nagi!
**[24:09] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:10] ---**
"The Beautiful Rich Great
Young Detective Lady Saw It!
**[24:13] ---**
"The Case of the Murdered Female
Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam".
**[24:14] ---**
It will be full of fan
service scenes as well.
**[24:16] ---**
I hope you enjoy it with your entire family.
**[24:18] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
**[24:18] ---**
The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It!
The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
**[24:19] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:20] ---**
Looking at a cast list in the newspaper,
**[24:21] ---**
the 3rd or the 5th on the list
is the most likely to be culprit.
# 30 - The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:15] ---**
Sh-She's dead?!
**[00:17] ---**
I confess, I already have
a good idea of who the culprit is.
**[00:21] ---**
What?!
**[00:22] ---**
This is one of those
so-called "dying messages".
**[00:25] ---**
*I'd say you're wrong there...*
**[00:28] ---**
Who's there?!
**[00:33] ---**
It can't be! You're the culprit?!
***SIGN*** Sunday Suspense
***SIGN*** The Beautiful Rich Great
Young Detective Lady Saw It!
***SIGN*** The Case of the Murdered Female
Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam!
***SIGN*** As a mysterious beauty smiled bewitchingly in a steamy open-air mixed bath,
it was a night in a ravine quiet of the passion of man and woman,
that a monkey ran off uttering a death cry and wept softly
at the far ends of love and sorrow.
***SIGN*** In Cooperation With
Boonies Hot Springs Tourist Association
**[00:46] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[00:50] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[00:55] ---**
This episode of "Hayate"
is very suspenseful!
**[00:57] ---**
* But as always, please enjoy it*
* with your whole family.*
**[01:02] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:05] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:07] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:13] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:18] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[01:24] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[01:29] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[01:35] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[01:40] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[01:45] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[01:51] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[01:56] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[01:59] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:02] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:07] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:10] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:13] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[02:31] ---**
The Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady Saw It! The Case of the Murdered Female Teacher Amidst Clouds of Steam
***SIGN*** Beautiful Rich Great Young Detective Lady
Nagi Sanzenin
**[02:39] ---**
The autumn breeze truly is quite pleasant.
**[02:41] ---**
I agree, Miss.
***SIGN*** Assistant and Butler
Hayate Ayasaki
**[02:43] ---**
And the autumn leaves are very beautiful.
**[02:46] ---**
Aren't you glad we took the plunge
and came for a trip to the hot springs?
***SIGN*** Assistant and Maid
Maria
**[02:48] ---**
Yeah, definitely!
**[02:51] ---**
By the way, Miss, where
is the inn we're going to stay at?
**[02:54] ---**
That's it!
**[02:56] ---**
Th-That's the one?!
**[02:58] ---**
Oh, my! How very classic!
**[03:00] ---**
The only way to enjoy hot springs
is to relax quietly at a rustic inn!
**[03:04] ---**
But it seems to be giving off
a rather ominous aura...
**[03:07] ---**
What?
**[03:07] ---**
There's a very "untouchable"
atmosphere about it...
**[03:13] ---**
We just heard a scream come
from that inn, didn't we?!
**[03:15] ---**
Yes!
**[03:20] ---**
What is the matter, ma'am?
***SIGN*** Waitresses
The Student Council Girl Trio
***SIGN*** Guest in the Next Room
Shiori Makimura
**[03:24] ---**
What happened?!
***SIGN*** And Her Lover
Eight
***SIGN*** Corpse
Yukiji Katsura
**[03:30] ---**
Um, this is different than before.
**[03:32] ---**
Shut up! I'd never get married
if I stayed looking like that!
**[03:38] ---**
I smell a case.
**[03:39] ---**
*You're the one who did it.*
**[03:41] ---**
Hmm, I never expected to get caught up
in a murder case at the hot springs.
**[03:45] ---**
What a delightful... I mean,
what a troubling situation this is.
**[03:49] ---**
For starters, we must contact the police!
**[03:51] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right.
**[03:53] ---**
This is terrible! This is terrible!
**[03:55] ---**
No need for that!
**[03:57] ---**
She sees through to the one and only truth.
**[03:59] ---**
With the looks of a snooty softy
and the brains of a societal bum.
**[04:02] ---**
Her name is Great Detective Nagi!
**[04:06] ---**
The kiddy backpack doesn't
look out of place one bit.
**[04:09] ---**
That's not the jab you should be making!
**[04:12] ---**
Sis!
***SIGN*** The Corpse's Little Sister
Hinagiku Katsura
**[04:15] ---**
I always thought you
were a no-good big sister,
**[04:17] ---**
but I never imagined you'd end up like this!
**[04:20] ---**
You have my sympathies,
but please try to remain calm.
**[04:23] ---**
Yes, I know.
**[04:24] ---**
There's actually something
I'd like for you all to see.
**[04:27] ---**
What?
**[04:29] ---**
A video...tape?
**[04:31] ---**
Yes.
**[04:32] ---**
I just received it
earlier by bike messenger.
**[04:35] ---**
I suspect it was taped by my sister.
**[04:37] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** First of Spring
**[04:42] ---**
I wonder if it's recording properly...
**[04:45] ---**
That's this room, right?
**[04:46] ---**
Yes, it appears to be.
**[04:48] ---**
Hina, by the time you see this,
**[04:51] ---**
your big sis may already be
one of the stars in the sky.
**[04:56] ---**
They put it well when they
said "beauty dies first".
**[04:59] ---**
Where does she get off saying that?
**[05:01] ---**
Um, never mind that.
The background scenery...
**[05:03] ---**
The truth is,
**[05:05] ---**
I was asked to come to this inn
by a letter from an unknown sender.
**[05:10] ---**
It seems this person
has a grudge against me.
**[05:14] ---**
But I don't know who it is yet.
**[05:17] ---**
I think they'll be visiting me
here in this room soon, but...
**[05:22] ---**
I don't really care anymore.
**[05:24] ---**
Hina, I want you to know,
if I should end up dead,
**[05:27] ---**
my killer will be the person
who shows up after this!
**[05:30] ---**
Make sure you catch the person
**[05:32] ---**
and sue them for plenty of damages! Got it?!
**[05:36] ---**
It's coming!
**[05:38] ---**
What?!
**[05:39] ---**
This is where it ends?!
**[05:41] ---**
No way! It got cut off
at the most crucial part!
**[05:43] ---**
This is awful!
**[05:44] ---**
It's almost as awful
as a mother who tricks her child
**[05:45] ---**
by putting honey on cucumber
and says, "Here's some melon!"
**[05:48] ---**
No, as awful as saying soy
sauce on pudding is sea urchin!
**[05:51] ---**
No, no!
**[05:52] ---**
It's as awful as putting dried seaweed
and soy sauce on mandarin oranges
**[05:52] ---**
I see.
**[05:54] ---**
and calling it salmon roe!
**[05:54] ---**
After killing the victim,
**[05:56] ---**
the culprit probably erased the part
that revealed who the murderer is
**[05:59] ---**
and then sent the tape.
**[06:01] ---**
In other words, this is a challenge
issued by the culprit to me!
**[06:07] ---**
I confess, I already have
a good idea of who the culprit is!
**[06:11] ---**
What?!
**[06:12] ---**
Is this true?!
**[06:13] ---**
Yes! The culprit is...
**[06:15] ---**
The culprit is?
**[06:16] ---**
None other than you!
**[06:18] ---**
What?! Me?!
**[06:19] ---**
But I'm just the guest
in the room next door!
**[06:22] ---**
*But she's a super low-key character,*
**[06:24] ---**
*who's never appeared since Episode 23...*
**[06:27] ---**
I appeared in Episode 25, too!
**[06:27] ---**
I've even seen through the trick,
right slick and lickety-split!
***SIGN*** Trick #1
**[06:33] ---**
You summoned the victim to a meeting.
**[06:35] ---**
Don't come any closer!
**[06:37] ---**
You just try laying a hand on me
**[06:39] ---**
and I'll make you pay all the bar tabs
that I've accumulated!
***SIGN*** Bills
**[06:47] ---**
What?!
**[06:48] ---**
And using a speckled snake
that just happened to be passing by...
**[06:51] ---**
Snaaaaake...
**[06:54] ---**
There you have it.
**[06:56] ---**
How about it? Perfect
detective work, right?!
**[06:58] ---**
You ask how it was, but...
**[06:59] ---**
Not to mention, you totally borrowed
the most famous trick in the universe.
**[07:03] ---**
*Apologize to Sir Doyle.*
**[07:06] ---**
Caught in the act! You're under arrest!
**[07:07] ---**
What?! You're wrong! I'm not the one!
**[07:10] ---**
Do not argue with me! Give it up!
**[07:12] ---**
Nooo!
**[07:13] ---**
Grab!
**[07:15] ---**
Don't treat my honey like she's a criminal!
**[07:19] ---**
Watch out, Miss!
**[07:29] ---**
That's my Hayate!
**[07:30] ---**
Miss, it appears the culprit
is someone else.
**[07:33] ---**
Yes, to be honest,
I had a feeling that it might be.
**[07:37] ---**
I see...
**[07:38] ---**
Which makes you three the suspicious ones!
***SIGN*** Trick #2
**[07:45] ---**
Wh-Where in the world am I?
**[07:47] ---**
You three summoned the victim to a meeting
**[07:50] ---**
and using a giant speckled octopus
that just happened to be passing by...
**[07:52] ---**
Oooooctopus...
**[07:55] ---**
There you have it.
**[07:56] ---**
What's this giant speckled octopus about?!
**[07:59] ---**
More like, we weren't even in the scene!
**[08:00] ---**
Now, allow yourselves
to be arrested without resisting!
**[08:03] ---**
There are others more likely
to have motives, aren't there?!
**[08:05] ---**
What?
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, a motive...
**[08:08] ---**
Yes, you have a point there.
**[08:10] ---**
The person who might have the biggest
grudge against the victim would be...
**[08:13] ---**
* It'd have to be none other*
* than the butler-in-debt.*
**[08:16] ---**
What?!
**[08:17] ---**
H-Hold on a second! What are you saying?!
**[08:20] ---**
Stare...
**[08:21] ---**
Please don't all of you look at me
with such suspicion, too!
**[08:24] ---**
And of all the people,
I trusted you the most, too.
**[08:26] ---**
As I said, I am not the one!
***SIGN*** Trick #3
**[08:29] ---**
I told you, it's not me!
**[08:32] ---**
With the speckled elephant
that just happened to be passing by...
**[08:34] ---**
Eeeelephant...
**[08:37] ---**
You look like you wouldn't
hurt a fly and yet...
**[08:40] ---**
Miss, your deductions are nonsense
based on hunches and inspiration!
**[08:41] ---**
Oh, Mr. Yama? I've caught the perp.
**[08:44] ---**
Besides, the scene has
switched somewhere along the way
**[08:44] ---**
This solves the case, but it won't
bring the victim back to life.
**[08:46] ---**
from a hot springs inn to Africa!
**[08:48] ---**
Wait, who the heck are you talking to?!
**[08:48] ---**
I guess we'll talk again on the
rooftop, gazing at the sunset.
**[08:51] ---**
HEY!
**[08:53] ---**
How many times do you have to kill me
before you're satisfied?!
**[08:55] ---**
The story's not making any progress here!
**[08:58] ---**
It's really embarrassing to be lying
here dressed like this, you know!
**[09:01] ---**
Hinagiku!
**[09:02] ---**
Uh, yes, ma'am!
**[09:02] ---**
I expect you to do things
properly, as scripted!
**[09:04] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[09:06] ---**
Plop.
**[09:10] ---**
Oh, what could that be?
***SIGN*** Hibiya
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, that's a so-called dying message!
**[09:17] ---**
What's a "dying message"?
**[09:19] ---**
You don't even know that?
**[09:21] ---**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[09:23] ---**
* A dying message is a hint*
* that the victim leaves conspicuously*
**[09:28] ---**
*right before death.*
***SIGN*** Cheney
***SIGN*** Hibiya
**[09:31] ---**
I see.
**[09:32] ---**
But "Hibiya"...?
**[09:34] ---**
*Allow me to explain some more.*
**[09:35] ---**
*Hibiya refers to an area close to Ginza,*
**[09:38] ---**
* which includes Yurakucho,*
* which is in Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.*
**[09:40] ---**
* Incidentally, this is also where Japan's*
* first electric traffic signal was set up.*
**[09:46] ---**
We don't need such in-depth information.
**[09:47] ---**
Anyway, if we can decipher
the meaning of this message,
**[09:50] ---**
we'll know who the culprit is, right?
**[09:52] ---**
It's suddenly becoming more
like a serious mystery now!
**[09:55] ---**
Yeah!
**[09:55] ---**
But this is very difficult.
**[09:58] ---**
Difficult?
**[10:00] ---**
No, this is not even close.
**[10:03] ---**
This is nothing compared
to the secrets of the pyramids and UFOs!
**[10:07] ---**
What?!
**[10:09] ---**
Uh, I don't know about this different
character with the glasses...
**[10:12] ---**
That's exactly right!
**[10:13] ---**
What?!
**[10:14] ---**
That's my Hayate!
**[10:16] ---**
You have a good instinct.
Just what I'd expect of my assistant!
**[10:18] ---**
Y-You think so?
**[10:20] ---**
Indeed. This crime was perpetrated
by a different character,
**[10:22] ---**
who is currently not here.
**[10:24] ---**
What?!
**[10:25] ---**
A different character?
**[10:26] ---**
That's right.
**[10:27] ---**
After murdering the victim,
**[10:29] ---**
the culprit ought to be
hiding somewhere else now!
**[10:32] ---**
And where in the world is that?
**[10:33] ---**
Don't tell me you're
going to say it's Hibiya.
**[10:37] ---**
Take another close look at that.
**[10:39] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Hibiya
**[10:41] ---**
No matter how you look
at it, it says "Hibiya".
**[10:43] ---**
Wrong.
**[10:44] ---**
This message includes
the kaki-no-tane crackers next to it, too!
**[10:48] ---**
What?!
**[10:49] ---**
Listen closely. What's written
there are the radicals on the right.
**[10:52] ---**
If you assume the crackers
are the radicals...
***SIGN*** "Mixed Bath"
**[10:57] ---**
Surprise! It reads "mixed bath"!
**[11:00] ---**
Amazing, huh?
**[11:01] ---**
What a deduction out of left field...
**[11:03] ---**
Furthermore, this inn actually
conveniently has a mixed bath.
**[11:07] ---**
What?!
**[11:12] ---**
The culprit is certain to be here!
**[11:13] ---**
S-Surely not... No matter how you look at it,
there's no way that's true.
**[11:19] ---**
There he is!
**[11:21] ---**
*And just who might the culprit be?*
**[11:23] ---**
*To be continued in the second half.*
**[11:27] ---**
Your valuables! Quick!
(*Ka*neme no mono o! Haya*ku*!)
**[11:31] ---**
Did you pay the ward tax?
(*Ku*minzei harat*ta*?)
**[11:34] ---**
The Flunking Girl Trio's
***SIGN*** The Flunking Girl Trio Gluttony
***SIGN*** Like a Dream
**[11:36] ---**
Gluttony, Like a Dream!
**[11:40] ---**
You know.
**[11:41] ---**
What?
**[11:42] ---**
Is this eating or a hot springs fan
service scene? Can we clarify that?
**[11:45] ---**
What?!
**[11:46] ---**
The effects of this hot spring are...
**[11:49] ---**
Rissy, that's after we eat! *After* we eat!
**[11:51] ---**
This is a merry-go-round of tastiness!
**[11:54] ---**
We haven't eaten yet! Not yet!
**[11:56] ---**
Gilgamesh.
**[11:57] ---**
That's not right!
**[11:58] ---**
Granny, isn't this delicious?
**[12:04] ---**
Who's there?!
**[12:06] ---**
* Now, don't you say that the art is different*
* from the previous scene.*
**[12:14] ---**
M-Maria, when
in the world did you get in here?!
**[12:16] ---**
Wait, so you're the culprit?!
**[12:19] ---**
No, I'm not!
**[12:20] ---**
Then, why?!
**[12:21] ---**
Now, now, don't sweat the details.
**[12:24] ---**
A sexy scene is a cliché
of suspense drama, right?
**[12:27] ---**
What?!
**[12:29] ---**
*She is using a towel for this shoot,*
**[12:31] ---**
* but when you are actually bathing,*
* please refrain from using them in the water.*
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, really!
**[12:37] ---**
Now, let's ride this momentum
and go for Cliché #2!
**[12:41] ---**
A gourmet scene!
**[12:43] ---**
Now, please enjoy!
**[12:44] ---**
Have your fill of this
fresh bounty from the sea!
**[12:48] ---**
We have prepared a magic show
for you after the Japanese ballad show.
**[12:51] ---**
One bottle of gasoline,
warmed to body temperature.
**[12:57] ---**
Yum.
**[12:58] ---**
And Cliché #3!
***SIGN*** Bar Dead End
**[13:00] ---**
Interviewing people
at a bar on the outskirts of town!
***SIGN*** Bar Mistress Klaus
**[13:06] ---**
So, what do you want?
**[13:08] ---**
Do you know anything about this person?
**[13:11] ---**
Do I know anything?
**[13:12] ---**
Hah! Do I ever!
**[13:15] ---**
That woman is my long separated
elder sister's friend's cousin
**[13:19] ---**
and she's the thieving bitch,
who stole my lover!
**[13:23] ---**
I feel like this has become more like
a daytime drama instead of suspense.
**[13:23] ---**
Damn you, you she-pig!
I'll turn you into cutlets and eat you!
**[13:27] ---**
Cliché #4.
**[13:30] ---**
I'm not done yet!
**[13:32] ---**
Yay! We did it!
**[13:33] ---**
Makimura and Izumi have the advantage!
**[13:36] ---**
Yes, this is building up in a nice way!
**[13:39] ---**
No, no, this is just getting tedious.
**[13:41] ---**
It's terrible!
**[13:43] ---**
Wait, Maria, could it be that you've
been in the hot spring this whole time?!
**[13:47] ---**
Yes!
**[13:48] ---**
Oh, and so, I went back to our room
and I discovered something terrible!
**[13:52] ---**
What?!
**[13:53] ---**
What is it, Maria?!
Quit dragging it out and tell us!
**[13:56] ---**
The body has disappeared!
**[13:58] ---**
What?!
**[14:00] ---**
I-It's true!
**[14:01] ---**
She's gone.
**[14:03] ---**
A body going missing
is as suspenseful as suspense gets!
**[14:06] ---**
This is bad. The case
is 5 seconds away from going cold!
**[14:09] ---**
But I wonder who hid it.
**[14:11] ---**
It's got to be the culprit, of course!
**[14:13] ---**
The culprit?
**[14:14] ---**
Yes,
**[14:15] ---**
he thinks he's interfering
with my investigation by stirring things up!
**[14:19] ---**
All right, since it's come to this...
**[14:24] ---**
Wh-What is this all of a sudden?!
**[14:26] ---**
These guys should be able to
find some kind of definitive clue.
**[14:29] ---**
And so, we've spotted this
on the underside of the table.
**[14:32] ---**
Th-This is...?!
**[14:34] ---**
It appears to be a voice recorder.
**[14:36] ---**
Let me see that!
**[14:40] ---**
So, the scream we heard was this?
**[14:44] ---**
So it seems...
**[14:45] ---**
But why? What does this mean?
**[14:57] ---**
I got it!
**[14:59] ---**
The mystery is solved, my dear Watson.
**[15:01] ---**
"M-My dear Watson"?
**[15:05] ---**
Next Nagi's hint.
**[15:09] ---**
*Now, do you know the culprit and the trick?*
**[15:16] ---**
Uh, um...
**[15:18] ---**
Give me candy!
**[15:20] ---**
Oh, no, wrong. Trick or treat!
**[15:22] ---**
Huh?
**[15:23] ---**
Trick or treat!
**[15:28] ---**
Huh?! W-Wait!
**[15:29] ---**
Give me candy! Trick or treat!
**[15:33] ---**
It's been really tough
for Halloween to catch on in Japan...
**[15:37] ---**
*Wrong kind of trick.*
**[15:41] ---**
Why have we suddenly come
to a place like this?
**[15:45] ---**
It can't be helped.
**[15:46] ---**
Having the climax scene
on an overhanging cliff
**[15:48] ---**
is the biggest suspense dramas cliché.
**[15:51] ---**
We just need Eiichiro Funakoshi
and we'd have it all.
**[15:54] ---**
And now, I will explain how
this incident was perpetrated.
**[15:57] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[15:58] ---**
This crime was actually not
perpetrated in that room!
**[16:02] ---**
What?!
**[16:04] ---**
If you assume that it happened
at a completely different inn
**[16:06] ---**
in a different room, it all makes sense.
**[16:09] ---**
What do you mean?
**[16:10] ---**
Explain it to us so we can understand.
**[16:13] ---**
Roger that.
***SIGN*** Trick #4
**[16:17] ---**
First, the culprit met
with the victim at some other inn.
**[16:24] ---**
And on that occasion,
the culprit recorded the victim's scream.
**[16:26] ---**
After this...
**[16:27] ---**
Hey, h-hold on! It'll show, it'll show!
**[16:27] ---**
The culprit went to a different inn
with a similar construction.
**[16:29] ---**
In other words, the culprit snuck her body
into our room at that inn.
**[16:29] ---**
Be gentle!
**[16:31] ---**
Oh, stop! Be gentle!
**[16:33] ---**
And then...
**[16:35] ---**
Setting the victim's scream on a timer,
**[16:38] ---**
the culprit created the illusion
that the crime had taken place there!
**[16:39] ---**
We just heard a scream come
from that inn, didn't we?!
**[16:41] ---**
Yes!
**[16:43] ---**
It was all a plot to create an alibi!
**[16:47] ---**
Me! Me, me! I have a question!
**[16:50] ---**
What is it?
**[16:51] ---**
Where's the proof?
**[16:53] ---**
With just the voice recorder,
it seems a bit forced...
**[16:58] ---**
The greatest proof is
on that videotape we saw first!
**[17:01] ---**
What?!
**[17:03] ---**
On this tape!
**[17:04] ---**
Play!
***SIGN*** First of Spring
**[17:06] ---**
I wonder if it's recording properly...
**[17:08] ---**
Stop!
**[17:09] ---**
I don't see anything unusual about it...
**[17:12] ---**
Don't you notice something
about the scroll hanging there?
***SIGN*** First of Spring
***SIGN*** In Dire Distress
Here Goes the Afro
***SIGN*** The Actual Room
**[17:20] ---**
Oh, my, it's completely different
from the one in that room.
**[17:24] ---**
Precisely.
**[17:25] ---**
The culprit wasn't thorough
**[17:26] ---**
and failed to pay attention
to the difference in the hanging scrolls!
**[17:29] ---**
*There are also 4 other discrepancies.*
**[17:32] ---**
* Those who find them all*
* will have a chance to win...*
**[17:35] ---**
Now that we've gotten this far,
you know who the culprit is, right?
**[17:39] ---**
Um... um...
**[17:41] ---**
Oh! I seem to recall there was
one person who came late!
**[17:44] ---**
Yes! And she brought
that videotape, didn't she?!
**[17:47] ---**
As I recall, she said it came
by bike messenger or something,
**[17:50] ---**
sounding oddly defensive about it...
**[17:52] ---**
If she's actually the culprit,
that just might explain everything!
**[17:57] ---**
Which means...!
**[17:58] ---**
What?
**[17:59] ---**
M-Me?!
**[18:02] ---**
Hinagiku, I never imagined
that you were the culprit.
**[18:05] ---**
But it totally makes sense now!
**[18:07] ---**
Yes, she is the least
suspicious of all of us.
**[18:10] ---**
Which is exactly what makes her suspicious!
**[18:11] ---**
Yup, yup!
**[18:17] ---**
That was brilliant detective work!
**[18:19] ---**
I never imagined that I'd be caught,
**[18:21] ---**
but you're right. Just
as you said, I'm the culprit.
**[18:25] ---**
No, you're wrong!
**[18:26] ---**
What?!
**[18:27] ---**
The culprit is not Hinagiku.
**[18:29] ---**
Hold on! This is supposed to be my scene!
**[18:32] ---**
The shock of this has woken me
from the tranquilizers!
**[18:35] ---**
Considering this turn of events,
I'm the only one who could be the culprit.
**[18:38] ---**
But that would be too normal and boring.
**[18:41] ---**
Um, it's hard to tell who's talking,
so would you mind stopping that?
**[18:47] ---**
You've all forgotten to begin with!
**[18:49] ---**
That there's one more person
that's incredibly suspicious!
**[18:53] ---**
What?!
**[18:53] ---**
One more person?
**[18:54] ---**
That's right! That person is...!
**[18:56] ---**
That person is?!
**[19:02] ---**
The person behind the Voice from Heaven!
**[19:04] ---**
*Me?*
**[19:06] ---**
M-Miss, isn't that too deus ex machina,
no matter how you look at it?
**[19:10] ---**
This is fine as it is.
**[19:11] ---**
But I don't know if our audience
will be satisfied with that...
**[19:15] ---**
This is a suspense story
starring me and produced by me.
**[19:18] ---**
I will permit no one to complain!
**[19:21] ---**
Hey!
**[19:24] ---**
A huge wave!
**[19:26] ---**
Run!
**[19:27] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[19:29] ---**
Sis?!
**[19:30] ---**
That's enough already!
**[19:31] ---**
What's the big idea eliminating
my presence halfway through?!
**[19:34] ---**
You're a corpse! Quit coming back
to life over and over again!
**[19:37] ---**
Like hell I can pretend
to stay dead the whole time!
**[19:40] ---**
Darn it! The script I pulled
an all-nighter to write is ruined!
**[19:44] ---**
Since it's come to this,
I'll fall back to my last resort!
**[19:50] ---**
And now, it's fan service time!
**[20:11] ---**
The best thing to do in autumn really is
**[20:13] ---**
to lounge in a hot spring
and admire the colored leaves.
**[20:16] ---**
Agreed! It's so soothing!
**[20:19] ---**
* I hope you all have a "Good*
* Journey, Like a Dream", too.*
**[20:25] ---**
This is pure heaven!
**[20:27] ---**
Wh-Why is the men's bath this small?!
**[20:30] ---**
Huh? Did you say something?
**[20:33] ---**
Don't move! It's caught! It's caught!
**[20:35] ---**
What's gotten caught?
**[20:37] ---**
No! Don't move!
**[20:39] ---**
* And so, that was the*
* "Gluttony, Like a Dream",*
**[20:42] ---**
*the deluxe 20 minute special.*
**[20:44] ---**
*Next time, they will be combating siblings.*
**[20:48] ---**
*Oh, we'd forgotten!*
**[20:54] ---**
There's no time left!
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
**[20:56] ---**
Come forth, Mysterious
Butler of Darkness No. 2!
**[21:02] ---**
Defeat the butler Hayate Ayasaki
and make him one of us!
**[21:07] ---**
Make him one of us!
**[21:08] ---**
Go!
**[21:13] ---**
B-Fire!
**[21:19] ---**
Here goes!
**[21:22] ---**
What? This is...?!
**[21:24] ---**
B-Fire!
**[21:27] ---**
Go! Hayate Blaster!
**[21:38] ---**
Just you remember this!
**[21:42] ---**
If you're going to fight,
bring it on, Mysterious Butlers!
**[21:45] ---**
Huh? Wait, what am I doing?
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
The End
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Ba-boom! Boing-oing-oing,
boing-oing-oing! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I'm everybody's idol, Yukiji Katsura!
**[23:36] ---**
What are you doing here, Miss Katsura?
**[23:39] ---**
That's cold, Ayasaki. But more importantly!
**[23:41] ---**
When in the world is my character
song going to be finished?!
**[23:43] ---**
Hmm, with Miss Katsura,
I don't think the sales seem that promising.
**[23:46] ---**
Agreed.
**[23:47] ---**
Pairing up with Tama on a character
song would probably be about just right.
**[23:49] ---**
You've certainly learned
to speak out, Ayasaki.
**[23:52] ---**
Our next guest will be the hamster!
**[23:54] ---**
See you!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
So, Miss, you used to
call Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:02] ---**
A thing of the unpleasant past.
**[24:03] ---**
You've never looked after li'l kids,
**[24:05] ---**
and that's why ya still haven't
grown outta bein' a kiddy.
**[24:07] ---**
Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings,
**[24:10] ---**
I could look after them
way better than you, Saku!
**[24:12] ---**
For real? Then prove it.
**[24:14] ---**
Very well!
**[24:15] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:17] ---**
"Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?"
**[24:19] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:20] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?
**[24:20] ---**
The first thing the Wright brothers flew
was the younger brother's mobile.
# 31 - Do you Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:10] ---**
Hey, Nagi!
**[00:12] ---**
I came to play with ya!
**[00:15] ---**
Jump! Jump, Tama!
**[00:17] ---**
Meow...
**[00:18] ---**
What're ya doin'?
**[00:20] ---**
Ah, Saku. As you can see,
I'm giving Tama exercise.
**[00:23] ---**
Exercise?
**[00:24] ---**
The truth is, she watched ferocious
beasts leaping through flaming rings
***SIGN*** Zaendo Nagi Sanzenin
**[00:28] ---**
just earlier on a circus show on TV
**[00:30] ---**
and she decided it was
the perfect exercise for Tama.
**[00:32] ---**
That about sums it up.
**[00:33] ---**
Now, jump! If a circus cat can do it,
there's no way you can't!
**[00:37] ---**
Meow.
**[00:40] ---**
Ya moron!
**[00:44] ---**
Why did you suddenly do that?!
**[00:46] ---**
There's no way he can jump
through a tiny ring like that!
**[00:48] ---**
Or rather, animal abuse is even more risky
than mentionin' copyrighted works!
**[00:52] ---**
Don't ya know they've gone over 'n
over it in the writers' meetings?!
**[00:55] ---**
Hah! Even if a scriptwriter
or two get fired,
**[00:59] ---**
it's not as if they'll drop
the main heroine from the show.
***SIGN*** The Devouring of Dirt Nagi Sanzenin
**[01:01] ---**
Um, both of you, such borderline
conversations are a bit...
**[01:06] ---**
Meow.
**[01:08] ---**
There, there. Nothin' to be scared of now.
**[01:10] ---**
Hey, don't get attached to Saku!
You're *my* pet, remember?!
**[01:14] ---**
Wow, I didn't know you were so good
with animals, Sakuya.
**[01:18] ---**
Well, it's not just animals, though.
**[01:21] ---**
Right, Nagi?
**[01:24] ---**
Wh-Why are you saying that to me?!
**[01:26] ---**
How true. Nagi used to
adore Sakuya like a big sister...
**[01:31] ---**
Don't, Maria!
**[01:32] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[01:36] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[01:42] ---**
Is it one of those so-called
youthful indiscretions
**[01:45] ---**
that you don't want to admit to?
**[01:46] ---**
Shut up!
**[01:48] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:51] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:53] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:59] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[02:04] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[02:10] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[02:15] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[02:21] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[02:26] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[02:31] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[02:37] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[02:42] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[02:45] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:48] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:53] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:56] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:59] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[03:17] ---**
Do You Like Pretty Rich Big Sisters?
**[03:24] ---**
Wow!
**[03:25] ---**
So, Miss, you used to call
Sakuya "Big Sister Saku"?
**[03:30] ---**
Humph! A thing of the unpleasant past!
**[03:32] ---**
I've got tons of younger siblings,
**[03:35] ---**
so I often looked after Nagi along
with the rest of 'em.
**[03:38] ---**
She was so cute.
**[03:39] ---**
When she was little, she used to
want Sakuya's attention all the time...
**[03:41] ---**
I told you to stop talking about it!
**[03:43] ---**
You've never looked after li'l kids,
**[03:48] ---**
and that's why ya still haven't
grown outta bein' a kiddy.
**[03:50] ---**
Don't mock me! If I had younger siblings,
**[03:53] ---**
I could look after them
way better than you, Saku!
**[03:56] ---**
For real? Then prove it.
**[03:59] ---**
Very well!
**[04:00] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[04:01] ---**
Yes?
**[04:06] ---**
A-And why do I have to
dress up like this again?
**[04:10] ---**
*So cute!*
**[04:12] ---**
Rejoice! You look really
good in that, Hayate!
**[04:14] ---**
That does not make me happy!
**[04:16] ---**
Wait, why do I have to dress like a girl?!
**[04:18] ---**
Well, don't sweat the details.
**[04:21] ---**
I will look after you now!
**[04:23] ---**
Seek my attention all you like!
**[04:25] ---**
I see...
**[04:26] ---**
But what in the world should I do
to seek your attention?
**[04:28] ---**
Oh, you're so dense!
**[04:31] ---**
You know, call me "Dear Sister Nagi"
**[04:34] ---**
and you just have to cry and cling to me.
**[04:36] ---**
I-I see...
**[04:43] ---**
Dear Sister Nagi!
**[04:44] ---**
Ah, what's the matter?
**[04:47] ---**
Dear Sister!
**[04:48] ---**
You...
***SIGN*** °Conceptual Footage
**[04:49] ---**
...insolent bastard!
**[04:54] ---**
Taking advantage of the confusion
to do something perverted?!
**[04:56] ---**
I don't recall raising you
to be such a naughty child!
**[04:59] ---**
Please forgive me, Miss.
I mean, Dear Sister Nagi...
**[05:04] ---**
Well, butler-in-debt?
Takin' care of Nagi's not easy, right?
**[05:09] ---**
This is nothing unusual, though.
**[05:10] ---**
I just can't get in the mood
because you're not a real child!
**[05:14] ---**
A real child?
**[05:17] ---**
That's right!
**[05:18] ---**
This estate has lots of
out-of-the-way places and jungles
**[05:21] ---**
where two or three children
could have easily strayed into!
**[05:23] ---**
Hayate, go find children this instant!
**[05:26] ---**
That is easy for you to say, but...
**[05:29] ---**
I have things like this
prepared for you, too...
**[05:33] ---**
U-Understood!
**[05:37] ---**
She really is such a willful child.
**[05:39] ---**
But I wonder what Hayate plans to do...
**[05:41] ---**
She asked for real children, but...
**[05:43] ---**
Well, if it comes down to it,
he'll just hafta kidnap 'em from somewhere.
**[05:48] ---**
I have brought them!
***SIGN*** WHAT?!
**[05:57] ---**
What's goin' on?! Don't tell me
ya really kidnapped 'em!
**[06:00] ---**
Y-You have the wrong idea!
Please calm down, Sakuya!
**[06:05] ---**
Lost?
**[06:07] ---**
Yes, they were wandering around the
gate, so I took them in for their safety.
**[06:11] ---**
They're apparently on vacation
and became separated from their parents.
**[06:13] ---**
It's not like they're Isumi.
Why'd they stray into a place like this?
**[06:18] ---**
At any rate, we should call the police.
**[06:22] ---**
Nooo!
**[06:24] ---**
Oh, dear. They may not like it, but...
**[06:27] ---**
There is nothing to be scared of.
**[06:28] ---**
It's not as if he police will
suddenly attack you with an Ingram.
**[06:32] ---**
Take that!
**[06:33] ---**
They won't mobilize Special
Vehicles Section 2 for lost kids!
**[06:37] ---**
What does it matter?
**[06:39] ---**
Miss?
**[06:42] ---**
We just happened to be
in need of children anyway.
**[06:44] ---**
We will look after them for a while.
**[06:46] ---**
Ya moron! They're not pets, ya know!
**[06:48] ---**
There's no way ya can just...
**[06:51] ---**
Thank you, very rich big sister!
**[06:53] ---**
Rich big sister!
**[06:55] ---**
Ah, you guys are cute. What are your names?
**[06:59] ---**
I'm Itsuki!
**[07:00] ---**
I'm Shunji!
**[07:01] ---**
Nice to meet you, very rich big sister!
**[07:04] ---**
Hayate, it seems I have a knack
for it that makes children like me!
**[07:08] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[07:12] ---**
But their parents are sure
to be worried by now.
**[07:16] ---**
Oh, that's not a problem.
**[07:18] ---**
Summon the SP Unit!
**[07:20] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[07:22] ---**
Listen up!
**[07:22] ---**
On the honor of the Sanzenin family SP Unit,
**[07:25] ---**
find the parents of these
two brothers, no matter what!
**[07:28] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[07:47] ---**
Just you wait.
**[07:49] ---**
I'll get you back
to your parents in no time.
**[07:51] ---**
Th-Thank you, but you can take your time.
**[07:54] ---**
We're not in a big hurry.
**[07:56] ---**
Starting now, you two
are my little brothers!
**[07:59] ---**
I'll look after you with plenty of care!
**[08:01] ---**
Really?!
**[08:02] ---**
What are you going to do
for us, rich big sister?
**[08:05] ---**
Now, now, you are to address me
as Dear Sister Nagi.
**[08:08] ---**
Yes, Dear Sister Nagi!
**[08:11] ---**
What is the matter, Sakuya?
**[08:14] ---**
Ow!
**[08:15] ---**
Oh, I just had somethin' on my mind.
**[08:18] ---**
Y-You didn't have to hit me...
**[08:23] ---**
Now, then...
**[08:25] ---**
While I said I would look after them,
**[08:28] ---**
what in the world am I supposed to do?
**[08:30] ---**
Dear Sister Nagi, how much is this vase?
**[08:32] ---**
Huh? That's at best about 10 million.
**[08:37] ---**
Hey, what about this painting?
**[08:39] ---**
That's probably no more
than 30 million, too.
**[08:41] ---**
Awesome!
**[08:42] ---**
Hey, Nagi.
**[08:44] ---**
What is it, Saku?
**[08:45] ---**
I'm gonna leave somethin'
of mine here for a bit.
**[08:47] ---**
I don't mind.
**[08:49] ---**
It's a treasure of mine that's worth
way more than yer ordinary junk,
**[08:53] ---**
so don't ya dare touch it.
**[08:55] ---**
I don't really have any
interest in your belongings.
**[08:59] ---**
Well, I'll leave it in yer care.
**[09:04] ---**
All right!
**[09:05] ---**
Now, I'll show you guys
even more amazing treasures!
**[09:09] ---**
Treasures?
**[09:11] ---**
We wanna see!
**[09:14] ---**
There, read whatever book you like!
**[09:18] ---**
This is treasure?
**[09:20] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:21] ---**
They're all über-rare doujinshis.
**[09:26] ---**
I feel like she isn't
doing anything different
**[09:29] ---**
from what she usually does alone...
**[09:30] ---**
Indeed.
**[09:32] ---**
It seems you guys still don't understand.
***SIGN*** Can't show it, even on DVD
**[09:34] ---**
Look! This book is said to be
one of only 200 copies in the world
**[09:38] ---**
and it contains the mythical
final chapter of *YuYu Hakusho*...
**[09:41] ---**
Ya moron!
**[09:43] ---**
What did you do that for, Saku?!
**[09:45] ---**
How is this lookin' after 'em?!
**[09:47] ---**
Yer dealin' with little kids here!
There're better things to do!
**[09:50] ---**
For example, read a picture book to them.
**[09:52] ---**
What? What a pain...
**[09:54] ---**
Don't make the sort of face
that kids'll wanna copy.
**[09:56] ---**
Besides, this room
is dedicated to doujinshis!
**[09:59] ---**
Of course, there aren't any books
for young children!
**[10:01] ---**
Ya got it all wrong!
**[10:02] ---**
If ya don't give 'em things
that kids are more likely to enjoy,
**[10:04] ---**
what's the point?!
**[10:05] ---**
Things kids are likely to enjoy?
**[10:07] ---**
I know! Do you guys like animals?
**[10:10] ---**
Animals?
**[10:12] ---**
We like them!
**[10:14] ---**
Rarr...
**[10:15] ---**
What's wrong? You said you liked
animals, so I brought him here.
**[10:19] ---**
Go on, play with him.
**[10:21] ---**
Um, there's the danger that they
might get eaten before they can play...
**[10:25] ---**
Indeed.
**[10:26] ---**
Ya moron!
**[10:28] ---**
Why do you keep doing that, Saku?!
**[10:30] ---**
Ya guys wanna hurry up
and get outta this room, right?
**[10:33] ---**
We do, we do!
**[10:34] ---**
Sheesh, you guys are so spoiled.
**[10:37] ---**
Then, next, we'll go to the game room...
**[10:38] ---**
Hold it!
**[10:39] ---**
Rather than stayin' inside,
it's better for li'l kids to play outside!
**[10:42] ---**
Don't just decide that!
**[10:43] ---**
I said I would look after these guys...
**[10:46] ---**
Outside is good!
**[10:47] ---**
We'll play outside!
**[10:49] ---**
Wha?!
**[10:50] ---**
Majority rule. It's settled.
**[10:56] ---**
Too rich for my blood.
(Takou te kanawanwa.)
**[11:00] ---**
Wahoo! Wahoo!
(Wahooi! Wahooi!)
**[11:05] ---**
Oh, hey!
**[11:12] ---**
I'm a proudly independent
online game warrior.
**[11:14] ---**
Why must I play a Showa era game like this?
**[11:17] ---**
Sheesh, ya really have no stamina, do ya?
**[11:20] ---**
Shut up! And you're
the one who suggested this!
**[11:22] ---**
Why are you taking it so easy?!
**[11:24] ---**
Hey!
**[11:25] ---**
Haha! Nagi, you slowpoke!
**[11:27] ---**
We dare you to come get us!
**[11:29] ---**
* Damn them... Returning my*
* kindness with ingratitude...*
**[11:32] ---**
Call me Dear Sister!
**[11:34] ---**
Miss, shall I take your place?
**[11:36] ---**
Mind your own business!
**[11:39] ---**
I'll catch you guys for sure!
**[11:41] ---**
Yay!
**[11:42] ---**
One! Two...
**[11:44] ---**
She really is competitive, isn't she?
**[11:46] ---**
Well, it's very like her, though.
**[11:48] ---**
She hasn't changed one bit.
**[11:51] ---**
She used to be extremely
shy 'round strangers.
**[11:53] ---**
She didn't even talk
to me much to begin with.
**[11:56] ---**
Well, she was surrounded
by adults who were after her fortune,
**[12:00] ---**
so it's no surprise.
**[12:09] ---**
Yo!
**[12:10] ---**
Hey, wanna go play explorers?
**[12:13] ---**
What?
**[12:14] ---**
Th-That's okay...
**[12:15] ---**
Well, just c'mon.
**[12:18] ---**
It was slow goin', but she eventually
started playin' with everyone...
**[12:22] ---**
I had no idea.
**[12:24] ---**
Ninety-nine! One hundred!
**[12:26] ---**
All right!
***SIGN*** Sanzenin Roadblock
**[12:35] ---**
Wh-What could this be?
**[12:37] ---**
Hello.
**[12:40] ---**
Might you be one of their parents?
**[12:43] ---**
Parents...?
**[12:45] ---**
Oh, please! I don't have any children!
**[12:48] ---**
I mean, forget about even going
that far with the guy I like,
**[12:51] ---**
about all we've done is hold hands.
**[12:53] ---**
Oh, and resting his head in my lap.
**[12:55] ---**
Wait...
**[12:55] ---**
Look what you made me say!
**[13:01] ---**
I-In front of Ogikubo Station.
**[13:03] ---**
Still have not identified
anyone fitting the description...
**[13:06] ---**
Over.
**[13:07] ---**
Not here in front of Mitaka Station.
**[13:09] ---**
Not here are Oizumigakuen!
**[13:11] ---**
Not here in Anime Town, Kami-igusa!
**[13:13] ---**
Darn it! Find them! Find them!
**[13:15] ---**
Go over every train station
with a fine tooth comb!
**[13:20] ---**
Whew! I'm tired!
**[13:23] ---**
That was fun!
**[13:25] ---**
How 'bout it? Feels good
to play outside, too, doesn't it?
**[13:29] ---**
Humph! I was not playing.
I was only looking after these guys.
**[13:34] ---**
But...
**[13:36] ---**
It really must be nice to have siblings...
**[13:40] ---**
Nagi...
**[13:41] ---**
All right!
**[13:43] ---**
I'm going to do this!
**[13:43] ---**
I feel like I can do good this time!
**[13:46] ---**
What?! Don't tell me...
**[13:49] ---**
Dear Sister Nagi will now
cook a fantastic feast!
**[13:53] ---**
Ooh!
**[13:54] ---**
Miss, are you going to be okay?
**[13:56] ---**
Perhaps we should help you, too...
**[13:58] ---**
Ah-ah! No need to worry!
**[14:01] ---**
I won't mess up again like last time.
**[14:03] ---**
You guys be good and wait, all right?
**[14:05] ---**
Okay!
**[14:09] ---**
All right, it's done.
**[14:11] ---**
Itsuki, Shunji, thanks for waiting.
**[14:13] ---**
Ooh!
**[14:15] ---**
Uh, hold on a second.
**[14:18] ---**
Here, say, "Ah."
**[14:26] ---**
Oh, I was afraid of that...
**[14:27] ---**
Miss, are you all right?
**[14:29] ---**
I am fine, Hayate!
**[14:31] ---**
I cannot allow something
like this to defeat me.
**[14:33] ---**
On my honor as the next
head of the Sanzenin family!
**[14:36] ---**
Hey, let's go.
**[14:37] ---**
Fighting spirit alone will
not improve your cooking.
**[14:37] ---**
What? Okay...
**[14:40] ---**
I'll help you, too.
**[14:42] ---**
Okay... Thanks.
**[14:44] ---**
*Good grief.*
**[14:48] ---**
*Oh? Where did those kids go?*
**[15:02] ---**
She said this contained
really valuable treasure.
**[15:05] ---**
Hey, Bro, let's not do this.
What we're doing is bad.
**[15:09] ---**
What are you saying, now that we're here?!
**[15:11] ---**
We finally snuck into a filthy rich house!
**[15:14] ---**
B-But...
**[15:15] ---**
I figured it was somethin' like this.
**[15:17] ---**
I got a big whiff of somethin' shady
goin' on right from the get go.
**[15:21] ---**
Well, it's nothin' to me
if ya steal that cheap stuff from me.
**[15:24] ---**
But ya know...
**[15:26] ---**
...if ya make my partner cry,
I'll never forgive ya!
**[15:29] ---**
Sh-She's scary!
**[15:34] ---**
Hey!
**[15:36] ---**
What in the world...?
**[15:37] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[15:41] ---**
What's going on, Sakuya?
**[15:43] ---**
We can talk later. Let's go after 'em!
**[15:45] ---**
A-All right!
***SIGN*** By Nagi Sanzenin
**[15:50] ---**
What do you think?
**[15:54] ---**
Maria!
**[15:56] ---**
You did very well.
**[15:58] ---**
Hey! It's done for real this time!
**[16:02] ---**
Huh? Where are Itsuki and Shunji?
**[16:04] ---**
Come to think of it, Hayate's gone, too.
**[16:06] ---**
I never imagined those kids would...
**[16:08] ---**
They probably got their reasons,
**[16:10] ---**
but they got away before
I could press 'em for answers.
**[16:16] ---**
Maria!
**[16:17] ---**
What's going on, you two? In such a hurry...
**[16:20] ---**
The thing is...
**[16:21] ---**
Did something happen, Saku?
**[16:23] ---**
N-Nagi?!
**[16:24] ---**
Um, it turns out that those kids...
**[16:26] ---**
Moron! Don't say that!
**[16:27] ---**
Those kids? Has something
happened to Itsuki and Shunji?!
**[16:31] ---**
Y-Ya see, those guys...
**[16:33] ---**
A robber got into the residence just earlier
and kidnapped those two!
**[16:37] ---**
What?!
**[16:47] ---**
Maria, Itsuki and Shunji
are all right, aren't they?
**[16:50] ---**
They'll come back for sure, right?
**[16:52] ---**
Don't worry. The security robots
will be sure to find the robber.
**[16:57] ---**
We gotta find 'em before
the security robots spot 'em!
**[17:00] ---**
Sakuya, why did you do that earlier?
**[17:03] ---**
Nagi'd be hurt if she learned the truth.
**[17:06] ---**
Sakuya...
**[17:07] ---**
And besides, I'm worried 'bout them, too.
**[17:14] ---**
What should we do? Things have
gotten really crazy somehow.
**[17:17] ---**
They'll probably turn us over to the police.
**[17:22] ---**
Intruders detected! Intruders detected!
**[17:25] ---**
Bro!
**[17:30] ---**
Are we done for?!
**[17:31] ---**
Stop!
**[17:35] ---**
Makita! Kunieda!
**[17:51] ---**
Are you two both all right?
**[17:54] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:55] ---**
Good grief.
**[17:57] ---**
Ya guys, not a word 'bout this to anyone.
**[18:00] ---**
We're sorry. We'll give this back.
**[18:02] ---**
So please don't turn us over to the police.
**[18:05] ---**
Don't worry. I won't hand ya
guys over to the police.
**[18:09] ---**
Really?!
**[18:11] ---**
Yeah, and ya guys can have that, too.
**[18:13] ---**
Keep it as a souvenir.
**[18:15] ---**
What? But...
**[18:16] ---**
This is an incredible treasure, right?
**[18:19] ---**
Try openin' it up.
**[18:34] ---**
Saku, what happened?! Did you find them?!
**[18:37] ---**
Man, I had it all wrong.
They weren't kidnapped.
**[18:41] ---**
What?
**[18:42] ---**
Then...
**[18:43] ---**
Itsuki and Shunji's
parents came to get them.
**[18:47] ---**
What?!
**[18:48] ---**
Seems they had some business they
suddenly had to rush home for.
**[18:52] ---**
They said they wanted to say good-bye to ya,
**[18:55] ---**
but they apparently didn't
even have time for that.
**[18:57] ---**
Oh, my, how sudden.
**[18:59] ---**
I see.
**[19:01] ---**
But they found their parents then.
**[19:03] ---**
I'm glad.
**[19:05] ---**
Miss...
**[19:09] ---**
Cheer up, Nagi.
**[19:11] ---**
Saku...
**[19:12] ---**
You've got us, remember?
**[19:20] ---**
Right!
**[19:21] ---**
* It's doubtful the Sanzenin Miss*
* will ever battle loneliness again*
**[19:24] ---**
*or so it seemed on this long autumn night.*
**[19:29] ---**
* Next time, they will fight a super butler,*
* who looks somewhat familiar.*
***SIGN*** National Kiddy Comedy Competition
**[19:39] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[19:40] ---**
Give it a rest already!
**[19:42] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[19:43] ---**
Give it a rest already!
**[19:43] ---**
Go for it! Become popular entertainers!
**[19:44] ---**
Why the heck?!
**[19:45] ---**
Rake it in and escape from poverty!
**[19:46] ---**
Give it a rest already!
**[19:50] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha, the autumn is deepening.
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
**[19:58] ---**
Yes, indeed. My appetite
refuses to be quieted.
**[20:01] ---**
I agree, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[20:04] ---**
Come forth, Mysterious
Butler of Darkness No. 3!
**[20:08] ---**
Make Hayate Ayasaki...
**[20:11] ---**
...one of us!
**[20:13] ---**
It's a dead heat! This is getting exciting!
**[20:16] ---**
Speed! Energy!
**[20:18] ---**
The motor passionately
drives the four wheels!
***SIGN*** National Mini 4WD Grand Prix
**[20:21] ---**
That's the fastest hobby
there is, the Mini 4WD!
**[20:23] ---**
Don't lose! Tear it up! My Emperor!
**[20:26] ---**
This is nothing! The next corner
will be the true battle!
**[20:29] ---**
* I have to get to the bottom*
* of this ridiculous situation today!*
**[20:32] ---**
Uh, um, who in the world...
**[20:35] ---**
Hmph! Time to dash!
**[20:37] ---**
I'm Mysterious Butler of Darkness Mini 4WD!
**[20:39] ---**
I have come to defeat you
at the request of a certain person!
**[20:42] ---**
*"M-Mysterious"?*
**[20:44] ---**
*O-Oh, so that's the premise...*
**[20:47] ---**
Uh, um, so who is this "certain person"?
**[20:51] ---**
Do you want to know? It's...
**[20:53] ---**
Uh-oh! This is a bad situation for them!
**[20:59] ---**
There's a storm raging across the course!
**[21:01] ---**
At this rate, both vehicles
will be thrown off the course!
**[21:05] ---**
At this rate...
**[21:08] ---**
Go!
**[21:17] ---**
Goal!
**[21:18] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki's machine,
the Hayate Magnum, is in first place!
**[21:21] ---**
I did it!
**[21:23] ---**
Damn it!
**[21:27] ---**
I'll win the next race for sure!
***SIGN*** You Are Today's Champion!!
**[21:31] ---**
Congratulations, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[21:33] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[21:38] ---**
Huh?
**[21:40] ---**
*I ended up dancing to their tune again.*
**[21:42] ---**
*But there's one thing I've figured out.*
**[21:44] ---**
*Someone...*
**[21:45] ---**
*Someone is out to get me!*
**[21:47] ---**
*What the heck are you saying
after all this time?*
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
The End
**[21:51] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:53] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:57] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:06] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:25] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:37] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:42] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:54] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:55] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:05] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:08] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
**[23:25] ---**
Ayumu Nishizawa's Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
Hey, there, it's Ayumu Nishizawa.
I hope you've all been well.
**[23:31] ---**
I've been put in charge of this
segment for a while to come.
**[23:35] ---**
Don't you think this song is a great song?
**[23:37] ---**
It's totally like "wavering maiden", right?
**[23:39] ---**
I'd love it if you all memorized it
and sang it at karaoke!
**[23:41] ---**
I don't know if it'll
get distributed, though.
**[23:45] ---**
You're the thieving hamster!
**[23:46] ---**
Oh, right, you're our guest today.
**[23:48] ---**
I heard that I'd get to see
Hayate if I came here...
**[23:50] ---**
He said he was going to
be late today. Too bad.
**[23:53] ---**
Crushed!
**[23:53] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
It seems Isumi is headed for this estate.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
And she's coming alone!
**[24:01] ---**
Alone?
**[24:03] ---**
Please, help us!
**[24:05] ---**
Crap! This is bad!
**[24:07] ---**
Hallucinatin' in the middle of town is bad!
**[24:09] ---**
Calm down, Sakuya.
This fish is not a hallucination.
**[24:14] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:15] ---**
"Devil Hunter Welcome
Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin".
**[24:15] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin
**[24:18] ---**
Wait, who in the world is
that afro-ish person?
**[24:20] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:21] ---**
I hear Nabeshin can't eat
things that are too hot.
# 32 - Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi, and Nabeshin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:20] ---**
*Hayate has been rather low on sleep lately.*
**[00:23] ---**
*The reason for that... is a bit like this.*
**[00:43] ---**
I love you, Brenda.
**[00:49] ---**
Why are you here?! Why did you
wake me?! Why try to seduce me?!
**[00:57] ---**
Wh-What the?!
**[00:59] ---**
Don't look at me like I look delicious!
**[01:03] ---**
I'm going to be eaten!
**[01:05] ---**
Stop! Don't eat me!
**[01:06] ---**
I'm an afro.
**[01:08] ---**
I won't taste good!
**[01:09] ---**
I'm an afro.
**[01:10] ---**
I'm bland!
**[01:12] ---**
I'm an afro.
**[01:12] ---**
Wait, it's a dream!
**[01:14] ---**
I'm an afro.
**[01:16] ---**
It seems kind of afro-ish...
**[01:17] ---**
Afro...
**[01:18] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[01:21] ---**
An afro?!
**[01:30] ---**
Pardon me for interrupting your nifty scene,
**[01:32] ---**
but who are you showing off for
and what are you showing off?
**[01:34] ---**
Oh, this way!
**[01:35] ---**
More like, who?
**[01:36] ---**
*Nabeshin! He looks good in an afro.*
**[01:39] ---**
* Nabeshin! He apparently*
* owns four red jackets.*
**[01:43] ---**
*Nabeshin! An immature director,*
**[01:45] ---**
* who was invited by Kawaguchi*
* and shamelessly came on the show.*
**[01:48] ---**
* Nabeshin! Creates*
* opportunities for tons of jabs!*
**[01:50] ---**
*The number of women he's done is...*
**[01:52] ---**
Or rather, this is an awfully old intro.
**[01:55] ---**
That's news to me!
**[01:57] ---**
This is our current intro.
**[01:59] ---**
That's news to me!
**[02:00] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[02:03] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[02:09] ---**
Huh, so this is the current intro.
**[02:12] ---**
I want a redo using this.
**[02:13] ---**
It's a lot of work to reanimate, you know!
**[02:16] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:18] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:21] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:27] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[02:32] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[02:37] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[02:43] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[02:49] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[02:54] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[02:59] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[03:05] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[03:10] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[03:13] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[03:16] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[03:21] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[03:24] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[03:27] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[03:45] ---**
Devil Hunter Welcome Yoko Isumi,
and Nabeshin
**[03:50] ---**
Um, the episode title screen is over...
**[03:52] ---**
What? Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay...
**[03:55] ---**
Then I guess I'll do this.
And ignore the script.
**[03:57] ---**
It's hard to tell
if he's motivated or not...
**[04:00] ---**
I'll be turning 43 this year.
So what about it?!
***SIGN*** Mystery Woman
**[04:05] ---**
The machine clinging to my legs
cries out! It's a Walther P38!
**[04:09] ---**
C-Could it possibly be...?!
**[04:10] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki...
**[04:13] ---**
Was that right, Mikako?
**[04:15] ---**
Something like that, Director.
**[04:17] ---**
It seems sort of fated
that everything's going to vanish.
**[04:20] ---**
Time for you to go!
**[04:21] ---**
That's from Ame-Yoko, isn't it?
**[04:23] ---**
What? H-How did you know that?
**[04:25] ---**
There's a Nakata and
Company's label on the grip.
**[04:28] ---**
What? F-For real?
**[04:29] ---**
Wait, you're right. Looks so cheap!
**[04:32] ---**
*Nakata and Company is...*
**[04:34] ---**
But I'm still shooting you!
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
**[04:35] ---**
*Listen to the narration!*
**[04:41] ---**
So what if I can't handle hot food?!
**[04:44] ---**
A-Are you serious?!
**[04:47] ---**
He's fast! Or actually, he's crazy!
***SIGN*** Escape
**[04:50] ---**
Um, what are you doing?
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, sorry, storyboard deadline.
And we're cutting it next week.
**[04:56] ---**
Storyboards for anime?
**[04:58] ---**
Basically.
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, I never introduced myself.
***SIGN*** Director Shinichi Watanabe
***SIGN*** Address: 29-29 Nerima Town,
Nerima City, Nerima Prefecture
**[05:01] ---**
*It's supposedly a pretty rare business card.*
**[05:04] ---**
"Shinichi Watanabe". "Nabeshin" for short...
**[05:07] ---**
Yup, yup. Directing anime and voice
performances is my main occupation.
**[05:11] ---**
Being a butler's a part-time job,
so don't disturb me.
**[05:14] ---**
Disturb you? But you're
the one who started...
**[05:16] ---**
And he falls asleep now?!
**[05:18] ---**
Mr. Nabeshin, please wake up!
Don't sleep like a log on the show!
**[05:22] ---**
Oh, sorry. I didn't get
any sleep again last night.
**[05:25] ---**
An all-nighter?
**[05:26] ---**
Last night, on a park swing...
**[05:28] ---**
Why is it Kawaguchi?!
**[05:30] ---**
The thing that's wrong
with Kawaguchi is that...
***SIGN*** Ecstasy
**[05:32] ---**
I never asked to hear about Mr. Kawaguchi.
***SIGN*** Topple
**[05:40] ---**
Mr. Nabeshin, what is it now?!
**[05:42] ---**
I-I'm hungry.
**[05:45] ---**
Working night after night in the park?
**[05:48] ---**
Apparently.
**[05:49] ---**
And an afro for no purpose...
**[05:50] ---**
It really is for no purpose.
**[05:52] ---**
In this day and age,
he's like a protected species.
**[05:55] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[05:56] ---**
I must safeguard him.
**[05:58] ---**
What?! That's where this is going?!
**[06:00] ---**
Seconds!
**[06:01] ---**
Yes, yes, don't worry about weight gain
and eat as much as you like.
**[06:05] ---**
Don't trouble yourself on my account!
**[06:06] ---**
May I ask for one more thing?
**[06:08] ---**
Once more, please.
**[06:09] ---**
May I invite my wife and kid, too?!
**[06:11] ---**
Y-Yes, you may.
**[06:13] ---**
They're already wolfing it down
before you even said that!
**[06:15] ---**
Don't trouble yourself on our account!
**[06:17] ---**
Thanks for the food.
**[06:18] ---**
You finished that food amazingly quickly.
**[06:20] ---**
That was yum-yum.
**[06:22] ---**
The dessert is yum-yum, too.
**[06:23] ---**
Yum-yum!
**[06:25] ---**
She was my kind of maid. Where did she go?
**[06:27] ---**
Do you mean Maria?
**[06:29] ---**
She's busy with a lot of things, so...
**[06:31] ---**
As thanks for the meal,
**[06:33] ---**
I was going to show her the DVD
of us on "Welcome Newly-Weds!"
**[06:37] ---**
We weren't newly-weds at the time, though.
**[06:40] ---**
You can at least watch it, Hayate.
**[06:42] ---**
I don't care about something like that.
**[06:43] ---**
What do you mean "something like that"?!
**[06:45] ---**
I-I'm busy with a lot
of things to do, so bye!
**[06:48] ---**
Hold on, Hayate!
**[06:49] ---**
Please explain regarding "something
like that" in the Kansai dialect.
**[06:52] ---**
I'm gonna getcha!
**[06:54] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[06:55] ---**
*Hayate had the following thought...*
**[06:57] ---**
I can't put up with this anymore!
**[06:58] ---**
I don't want this! You can't! I reject it!
**[06:59] ---**
And this is one of my shows.
**[07:00] ---**
So mean! No fair! Slow! How far?!
**[07:01] ---**
It brings back memories!
**[07:04] ---**
Shoot! I'm dancing to their tune!
**[07:06] ---**
Isn't this enough already?!
**[07:08] ---**
And this is the bucket-shaped
washing machine we won on the show.
**[07:12] ---**
So useless!
**[07:14] ---**
What is the big idea here?
**[07:15] ---**
Whoever gets away with it wins, Kobayashi!
**[07:17] ---**
I'll do it! Backwards!
**[07:19] ---**
It's no use. At this rate,
never mind the residence,
**[07:19] ---**
Lululu, Excel!
**[07:22] ---**
this entire anime is
going to get taken over.
**[07:22] ---**
Lalala, Excel!
**[07:24] ---**
All right, I'll say it!
**[07:25] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[07:26] ---**
What?
**[07:27] ---**
Please forgive my husband.
**[07:29] ---**
Please.
**[07:30] ---**
What?
**[07:31] ---**
Just as tuna will die
if they're not continually swimming,
**[07:34] ---**
my husband can't survive
unless he's continually in the spotlight.
**[07:38] ---**
How unfortunate...
**[07:39] ---**
This is not exactly by way of an apology,
***SIGN*** Nabeshin
***SIGN*** Desktop Calendar
**[07:42] ---**
but please take these.
**[07:43] ---**
What are these things?
**[07:45] ---**
These are trifling things, but...
**[07:47] ---**
They're my husband's Comiket goods.
**[07:49] ---**
Y-You're giving them to me?
**[07:51] ---**
Please buy them. At retail price.
**[07:53] ---**
I don't want them! I mean, ma'am!
**[07:55] ---**
I'm outta here!
**[07:56] ---**
I said that enough is enough
is enough is enough!
**[08:00] ---**
Hayate.
**[08:02] ---**
Look, look.
**[08:03] ---**
Please leave!
**[08:06] ---**
Tama!
**[08:07] ---**
Meow!
**[08:08] ---**
Thank you for having us!
**[08:12] ---**
To hell with afros... To hell with afros...
**[08:15] ---**
Hayate...?
**[08:17] ---**
Another afro?!
**[08:19] ---**
It's a wig, though.
**[08:20] ---**
Hayate! I said, Hayate!
**[08:20] ---**
She's been calling for you for a while now.
**[08:23] ---**
Thank you for your kindness!
**[08:25] ---**
It seems Isumi is heading over here.
**[08:28] ---**
What? Isumi is?
**[08:30] ---**
That's right. And she's coming alone!
***SIGN*** Iz A Shopping Arcade
**[08:33] ---**
Alone?
**[08:35] ---**
That's right.
**[08:36] ---**
Members of Isumi's household
informed me, so there's no mistake.
***SIGN*** Iz Headed Ur Way
**[08:39] ---**
Where am I?
**[08:39] ---**
But Isumi...
**[08:40] ---**
...gets so terribly lost every single time.
**[08:41] ---**
Where am I?
**[08:43] ---**
Where am I?
**[08:45] ---**
She knows she'll get lost,
so why does she always go out alone?
**[08:50] ---**
That's easy!
**[08:51] ---**
She actually thinks
of herself as a reliable person.
**[08:54] ---**
I shall be fine next time.
***SIGN*** Glint
**[08:55] ---**
That's what she thinks.
**[08:57] ---**
What?!
**[08:59] ---**
But she always ends up
getting lost anyway.
**[09:01] ---**
That's why she's oddly... you know.
**[09:03] ---**
"You know"?
**[09:05] ---**
She's stubborn.
**[09:06] ---**
I am an oddly stubborn person.
**[09:12] ---**
Where am I?
**[09:14] ---**
*She had gotten lost, as always.*
**[09:14] ---**
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
**[09:16] ---**
*I am in trouble. I am in trouble,*
**[09:18] ---**
*but I shall be fine today!*
***SIGN*** Glint
***SIGN*** Ta-da
**[09:21] ---**
*Why? Because I have a cell phone with me.*
**[09:24] ---**
* If I use this, it will tell me where I am now*
* and what path I should take.*
**[09:34] ---**
*And the girl thought...*
**[09:36] ---**
*"There is nowhere to punch in numbers!*
**[09:36] ---**
Stare...
**[09:38] ---**
*"The latest and greatest cell phone!*
**[09:39] ---**
* "With a 240 megapixel camera*
* with shake reduction*
**[09:40] ---**
Stare...
**[09:41] ---**
*"and a 1seg receiver.*
**[09:43] ---**
* "And it apparently has*
* the ability to play music,*
**[09:45] ---**
*"but no buttons!*
**[09:46] ---**
* "Come to think of it,*
* it looks like it might open...*
**[09:49] ---**
* "Yes! Open! It opens! This is*
* something that undoubtedly opens!"*
**[09:58] ---**
Open sesame!
**[10:00] ---**
Open sesame-sesame!
**[10:02] ---**
Open sesame and salt!
**[10:07] ---**
This cell phone is broken...
**[10:09] ---**
It's yer head that's broken!
**[10:13] ---**
S-Sakuya... That hurt...
**[10:15] ---**
Why the heck?! Why can't
ya open a cell phone?!
**[10:18] ---**
What are you, Kars?!
Have ya stopped thinkin'?!
**[10:21] ---**
*Kars is...*
***SIGN*** Boom
**[10:25] ---**
Isumin Kick!
(Isumin kikku!)
**[10:27] ---**
Sniff, sniff, smoked egg smells good.
(Kun-kun kun-tama ii nioi.)
**[10:31] ---**
I swear! Ya play the dummy
to the hilt all day long.
**[10:34] ---**
So? What the heck are ya doin' here?
**[10:37] ---**
I am not telling someone who smacks
people's heads with paper fans.
**[10:41] ---**
Eh?
**[10:42] ---**
Incidentally, if it's Nagi's
house, it's over that way.
**[10:45] ---**
I-I was just about to head
that way as well...
**[10:48] ---**
Ah, sorry 'bout that.
**[10:50] ---**
But...
**[10:52] ---**
Will ya be able to get there?
**[10:54] ---**
A missy who can't even use a cell phone
**[10:57] ---**
and has zero sense of direction...
**[11:01] ---**
Well, don't ya worry.
I'll make sure ya get there.
**[11:05] ---**
I-I do not really need your help to...
**[11:08] ---**
Yeah, okay, okay. I get it, I get it.
**[11:11] ---**
Please help!
**[11:12] ---**
I get it, I get it.
**[11:20] ---**
*Crap... Crap... This is bad!*
**[11:23] ---**
Please, help us!
**[11:28] ---**
Splish-splash!
**[11:30] ---**
Crap! This is bad!
**[11:31] ---**
Hallucinatin' in the middle of town is bad!
**[11:33] ---**
For the sake of us
boys 'n girls' bright future,
**[11:36] ---**
this kinda immorality
shouldn't be permitted!
**[11:39] ---**
Calm down, Sakuya.
**[11:41] ---**
This fish is not a hallucination.
**[11:44] ---**
What? But ya don't see 'em at the fish shop.
**[11:46] ---**
He is a kind of land god.
**[11:47] ---**
A "land god"?
**[11:49] ---**
He is harmless.
**[11:51] ---**
But...
**[11:52] ---**
Truly what I would expect
of the famed Lady Isumi!
**[11:54] ---**
Color me surprised!
**[11:55] ---**
So? How may I help you?
**[11:57] ---**
Yes, the truth is...
**[12:00] ---**
We would like your help
in defeating a monster.
**[12:02] ---**
Defeating a monster?
**[12:04] ---**
Isn't *he* a monster?!
**[12:06] ---**
Goodness, no!
**[12:07] ---**
A monster has been ravaging our pond lately
and we are at our wits' end!
**[12:11] ---**
Truly, we feel as doomed
as a carp on a cutting board!
**[12:15] ---**
Just kidding.
**[12:16] ---**
Let's go Isumi.
**[12:18] ---**
This place'll also be swallowed
up by the Sea of Decay soon.
**[12:20] ---**
A god who says such worthless
things can just go 'n perish.
**[12:23] ---**
Oh, please!
**[12:25] ---**
Wait, Sakuya.
**[12:26] ---**
A monster formidable enough
to trouble the land...
**[12:29] ---**
Even if he is a "worthless god",
**[12:31] ---**
A worthless god?!
**[12:33] ---**
it still bothers me.
**[12:34] ---**
Even if he's mad worthless?
**[12:35] ---**
Even if he is mad worthless!
**[12:37] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[12:39] ---**
Some of the remarks were hurtful,
but that aside, thank you very much!
**[12:42] ---**
Lighthearted afro...
**[12:44] ---**
Wonderful afro...
**[12:45] ---**
What's with that tedious afro?
**[12:47] ---**
Please rewatch the first half later.
**[12:47] ---**
Full-bodied afro...
**[12:49] ---**
Still, as always, Isumi is late...
**[12:52] ---**
Um, shall I go check on her?
**[12:55] ---**
I suppose... Then, I'm sorry,
but I'll be counting on you.
**[12:58] ---**
Isumi is delicate,
**[13:01] ---**
so I'm worried that she may be
getting hassled by some weirdo.
**[13:04] ---**
Ya sure got hassled by a weirdo...
**[13:07] ---**
Though, I kinda knew ya
had a strange power...
**[13:12] ---**
Is it 'cause these monsters're always
hasslin' ya that yer always gettin' lost?
**[13:16] ---**
I suppose... I think I get
hassled maybe 2-3 times a year.
**[13:20] ---**
Then that's not it!
**[13:21] ---**
But he is not a monster, you know.
**[13:23] ---**
What?
**[13:24] ---**
He is a land god. A fairy born
out of nature, if you will.
**[13:27] ---**
Callin' somethin' like this a "fairy"
**[13:29] ---**
totally ruins the image
for the like of Tinker Bell.
**[13:31] ---**
Then what're monsters?
**[13:33] ---**
Monsters are beings that have
attained supernatural powers.
**[13:36] ---**
Beings that've attained supernatural powers?
**[13:37] ---**
For example, they say that if a cat
licks lamp oil every night for 20 years,
**[13:42] ---**
it attains supernatural powers
and becomes a goblin cat.
**[13:44] ---**
I see...
**[13:45] ---**
And people, too.
**[13:46] ---**
If they attain supernatural powers
somehow, they become ogres.
**[13:50] ---**
Beings who have thus attained
such powers are called "monsters".
**[13:53] ---**
Then, the monster that's
troublin' him is also...?
**[13:55] ---**
Yes.
**[13:57] ---**
Considering he is a carp,
**[13:58] ---**
it is probably the koi herpes virus,
which has been rampant lately,
**[14:01] ---**
attaining supernatural powers
to become a monster...
**[14:03] ---**
We will call it...
**[14:04] ---**
...the Koi Herpes Monster!
**[14:06] ---**
What the hell's up with that?!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, you!
**[14:08] ---**
Carp?
**[14:09] ---**
What did the Koi Herpes Monster do to ya?!
**[14:11] ---**
What did he do? Well...
***SIGN*** Blush
**[14:14] ---**
H-He turned me into live sashimi.
**[14:18] ---**
Is that somethin' to blush
about?! Live sashimi?!
**[14:22] ---**
It was when I was doing
synchronized swimming in the pond...
**[14:25] ---**
And yer just gonna start
narratin' the flashback?!
**[14:27] ---**
Carpassion synchro-, love-nized...
**[14:33] ---**
What are you doing?! No! Nooo!
**[14:36] ---**
Stop! Don't be so rough!
Don't force my skin off!
**[14:40] ---**
What did I just say?!
**[14:42] ---**
Whoops, I forgot the wasabi.
**[14:44] ---**
Wasabi. Wasabi.
**[14:45] ---**
This is my chance!
**[14:46] ---**
Now's my chance to run!
Right now, I can get away!
**[14:49] ---**
Though I'm not quite full-fleshed!
**[14:50] ---**
So the Koi Herpes Monster bastard
tried to eat ya with wasabi?
**[14:55] ---**
De-*fin*-itely.
**[14:56] ---**
What a bastard.
**[14:57] ---**
If it were me, I'd definitely
do carp cooked in miso soup.
**[15:01] ---**
Nooo! Don't!
**[15:04] ---**
Anything but that!
Please have mercy...
**[15:07] ---**
Quit doin' synchronized
swimmin' in the carp miso soup!
**[15:09] ---**
More like, ya like synchronized
swimmin' *that* much?!
**[15:11] ---**
Ya in love with it?! Ya just can't stop?!
**[15:14] ---**
A bit...
**[15:15] ---**
Even so, he is technically a land god,
so the paper fan is a bit...
**[15:19] ---**
Visually, it evokes domestic violence, too,
**[15:20] ---**
so you may suffer divine retribution...
**[15:22] ---**
But don't ya think she'd like it?
**[15:24] ---**
What?
**[15:24] ---**
If ya tell Nagi 'bout this,
she could use it as material for her manga.
**[15:28] ---**
I cannot do that.
**[15:29] ---**
Huh? Why not? It's funny.
**[15:32] ---**
Ya don't come across
stories like this every day.
**[15:35] ---**
Nagi is excessively terrified of the dark.
I could never tell her this.
**[15:42] ---**
Come to think of it, when did she
become so scared of the dark?
**[15:46] ---**
I didn't think she was so bad
with it way back when.
**[15:51] ---**
*So, something did happen, huh?*
**[15:54] ---**
I never intended...
**[15:56] ---**
...to make her cry like that.
**[16:04] ---**
I'm scared!
**[16:06] ---**
I'm scared!
**[16:12] ---**
That is why I will never hurt
a friend of mine ever again.
**[16:19] ---**
That's quite a grand
resolution, little girl!
**[16:22] ---**
Th-That voice!
**[16:25] ---**
So he's...
**[16:26] ---**
That's right! I'm the Koi Herpes Monster,
**[16:29] ---**
who became a monster
by attaining supernatural powers.
**[16:31] ---**
And my name is the Great Koi Herpes Monster!
**[16:35] ---**
He's got the same exact
namin' sensibility as you.
**[16:38] ---**
No, he tacked on a "Great".
**[16:41] ---**
He is the one! He tried
to turn me into live sashimi!
**[16:44] ---**
Or actually, he didn't try, he did!
**[16:45] ---**
You think he can win against *me*,
**[16:47] ---**
now that you brought
this person to help you?!
**[16:49] ---**
Shuddup, Anpanman's enemy!
**[16:51] ---**
I am not Anpanman's enemy!
**[16:53] ---**
I am the Great Koi Herpes...
**[16:56] ---**
Bye-bycteria!
**[16:58] ---**
I am busy, so I will make this brief.
**[17:00] ---**
Switching on work mode.
**[17:02] ---**
Yer merciless when ya get like this.
**[17:07] ---**
Crap!
**[17:09] ---**
We can't have you underestimating us!
**[17:12] ---**
Herpes!
**[17:20] ---**
I see. He's a virus, so he multiplies.
**[17:24] ---**
This is a large undertaking.
**[17:25] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:26] ---**
Then, I am going to use an enormous power,
**[17:29] ---**
so you draw the attention of the enemy
while I do that, Sakuya.
**[17:31] ---**
Huh?!
**[17:32] ---**
Not to worry. Humans cannot
contract the koi herpes virus!
***SIGN*** Twinkle
**[17:38] ---**
"Twinkle"?! This isn't an issue
of if I can contract it or not, is it?!
**[17:41] ---**
Or actually, ya just said
it all cool and stuff!
**[17:44] ---**
* I will never hurt a friend*
* of mine ever again.*
**[17:47] ---**
Ya said so!
**[17:48] ---**
You are full of energy, so you will be fine.
**[17:50] ---**
Ya moron! I'm pretty frail, too, ya know!
**[17:54] ---**
Wait, where'd the Carp God go?
**[17:56] ---**
Oh...
**[17:57] ---**
Mr. Great Monster, Mr. Great Monster,
**[17:59] ---**
they were just talking about you guys,
**[18:02] ---**
saying, "Aren't they a rip-off
of the Black Devil on 'The Funnies'?"
**[18:07] ---**
Ya fool! What're ya saying'?!
And I mean that in all kinds of ways!
**[18:09] ---**
We aren't a rip-off! We were inspired by it!
**[18:12] ---**
Like it matters!
**[18:14] ---**
We're not letting you live,
no matter what it takes!
**[18:18] ---**
And I get cornered in 4 scenes?!
**[18:20] ---**
Die in another 2 scenes!
**[18:25] ---**
Watch out!
**[18:29] ---**
Butler-in-debt...
**[18:31] ---**
Are you all right, Sakuya?
**[18:33] ---**
*Just what I would expect of my dear Hayate.*
**[18:35] ---**
* He appears like a sudden gale*
* when there is someone in trouble.*
**[18:39] ---**
A new player, huh?
**[18:41] ---**
But one additional kid won't matter...
**[18:43] ---**
Huh?
**[18:44] ---**
Who are these people, who look like
they're a rip-off of underling suits?
**[18:49] ---**
We're not rip-offs! We're...
**[18:57] ---**
So who are these weird people?!
**[19:00] ---**
They're not people! They're monsters!
**[19:02] ---**
The carp miso soup asked
Isumi to defeat 'em!
**[19:06] ---**
Eat this!
**[19:07] ---**
Super Letter M Straddle Combining!
**[19:16] ---**
I also got cornered easily!
**[19:19] ---**
We're in big trouble!
**[19:27] ---**
Eight Leaves, Sixth Form...
**[19:29] ---**
Isu...mi?
**[19:31] ---**
...Crush and Destroy.
**[19:40] ---**
*Th-This can't be...*
**[19:43] ---**
*Then, was that strange incident also...*
**[19:46] ---**
*...Isumi's doing?*
**[19:56] ---**
Please keep this a secret from Nagi.
**[20:01] ---**
Now, shall we go to Nagi's place?
**[20:04] ---**
Yes! Wait, Isumi, it's this way.
**[20:09] ---**
Sheesh, ya can never be too sure with ya.
**[20:15] ---**
No live sashimi! No carp miso soup, either!
**[20:19] ---**
Wait, it's over.
**[20:21] ---**
Woohoo! Now I can go
synchronized swimming again!
**[20:26] ---**
*Do whatever you want.*
**[20:28] ---**
Ah! So you're finally here, Isumi.
**[20:30] ---**
And Hayate, good work.
**[20:32] ---**
What?!
**[20:33] ---**
Yes, well...
**[20:34] ---**
Bring everyone tea then.
**[20:36] ---**
Yes, please leave it to me.
**[20:38] ---**
Say, mind if I ask ya one thing?
**[20:41] ---**
Ya know that thing ya did?
**[20:42] ---**
With that power of yers,
**[20:43] ---**
I think ya could've won
without me drawin' the enemy away.
**[20:46] ---**
How 'bout it?
**[20:47] ---**
Oh...
**[20:48] ---**
I cannot tell someone who smacks
people's heads with paper fans.
**[20:52] ---**
Wha?! Ya were still holdin'
that against me?!
**[20:55] ---**
You give me far too much credit, Sakuya.
**[20:58] ---**
Liar!
**[20:59] ---**
Arg! The way ya said
that totally pisses me off!
**[21:02] ---**
Those two get along well, don't they?
**[21:05] ---**
Well, of course, they're friends.
**[21:07] ---**
Why? Why?!
**[21:08] ---**
I'm dissolvin' our friendship!
**[21:10] ---**
This is good-bye!
I'm positively denyin' ya!
**[21:12] ---**
Arg!!!
**[21:19] ---**
Friends, huh?
**[21:21] ---**
You are good, afro!
**[21:25] ---**
You, too, Mr. Carp.
**[21:27] ---**
Friends!
**[21:28] ---**
* That's right, you have to take good*
* care of your friends and afro hair.*
**[21:32] ---**
*Next time, they will fight*
**[21:33] ---**
* against another familiar-looking*
* super pretty-boy butler.*
**[21:37] ---**
Carp cooked in miso soup
with the sashimi I found!
**[21:41] ---**
Thanks for the meal!
**[21:43] ---**
I am Nabeshin, da-da-da!
**[21:46] ---**
I look good in an afro, da-da-da!
**[21:50] ---**
Whoever gets away with it wins.
**[21:50] ---**
I hate tedious afros!
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:04] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:01] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate...
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
**[23:28] ---**
and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Ooh, Yah, Tah! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[23:36] ---**
Miss Nishizawa, you have
appeared in every single episode,
**[23:38] ---**
but we rarely get to
meet in the show, do we?
**[23:39] ---**
I know! I envy you, Sanzenin.
**[23:41] ---**
Even the poor hamster apparently has fans,
**[23:44] ---**
so we've prepared a fan service scene today.
**[23:46] ---**
It's a scene that really pushes the limit!
**[23:47] ---**
What?! This is news to me!
**[23:49] ---**
Hayate, you're not allowed to look!
**[23:50] ---**
What?! That's easy for you to say, but...
**[23:52] ---**
But we have no time,
so it'll have to wait until next time.
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
When it comes to autumn,
it's the season of culture. Right?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
So, next time will be the Hakuou
Academy culture fest episode.
**[24:05] ---**
As members of the student council,
**[24:07] ---**
we'll work hard to liven up
the culture fest, too!
**[24:09] ---**
So, Hayata, we'll leave the rest to you!
**[24:12] ---**
R-Right...
**[24:14] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:16] ---**
"Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1".
**[24:17] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1
**[24:18] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:19] ---**
In the old days, the saury was a fish
that was used only for oil extraction.
# 33 - Why?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 1
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:13] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha, please reconsider
and give me a chance!
**[00:18] ---**
The Modernistic Cast Iron Top Toy Butler!
**[00:21] ---**
No, me, the Cyborg Wheeled Insect Butler!
**[00:24] ---**
No, me, the Mountain Bike Combat Butler!
**[00:31] ---**
No, to tell the truth,
I am a bit tired of this.
**[00:33] ---**
Y-You can't mean that!
**[00:35] ---**
Sion, as I recall, our school's
culture fest is coming up, is it not?
**[00:39] ---**
Yes! Various groups are starting
to prepare their stalls as well.
**[00:42] ---**
Like sweets shops.
**[00:44] ---**
Then it is time to go snack plundering!
**[00:46] ---**
Oh!
**[00:48] ---**
One moment please!
**[00:50] ---**
I, the second assassin of the "Mysterious
Butler – Non-Kids' Hobby Faction"
**[00:56] ---**
will defeat Hayate Ayasaki.
**[01:00] ---**
Do not make me repeat myself.
I said I have tired of this.
**[01:02] ---**
I have a gift I would very much like
to present to you, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[01:09] ---**
Oh! Those are from the cake shop featured
on that Admatic show the other day!
**[01:14] ---**
Mm, you are quite good. Do as you like.
**[01:17] ---**
Yes, Mistress.
**[01:19] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[01:23] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[01:29] ---**
Read it backwards or forwards,
"KO-TO-KO" still reads as "KO-TO-KO"...
**[01:32] ---**
Um, we're not forming a band
or anything, all right?
**[01:35] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:37] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:40] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:46] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:51] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[01:56] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[02:02] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[02:08] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[02:13] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[02:18] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[02:24] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[02:29] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[02:32] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:35] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:40] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:43] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:46] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[03:04] ---**
Why?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 1
**[03:12] ---**
It's done! I managed to
finish it just in time somehow.
***SIGN*** 2007 Hakuou Academy Culture Fest
**[03:19] ---**
*All right.*
**[03:20] ---**
* Today, I am definitely getting back*
* to the estate to see the Miss.*
**[03:23] ---**
Oh? Hayata, where are you going?
**[03:26] ---**
The school building is that way, you know.
**[03:27] ---**
*What?*
**[03:28] ---**
Festival loving Miss
Committee Chairman, Red!
**[03:31] ---**
Vice Chairman, Blue!
**[03:33] ---**
Disciplinary committee member, Black!
**[03:34] ---**
Together, the three of us are...
**[03:36] ---**
...the student body council!
**[03:38] ---**
Come shake our hands
at the culture fest hall!
***SIGN*** Ooh!
**[03:45] ---**
G-Good morning.
**[03:48] ---**
I never imagined you would really
complete the arch overnight.
**[03:51] ---**
Yes, it was worth it for us to twiddle
our thumbs until the last minute
**[03:54] ---**
before we begged you for help.
**[03:56] ---**
If we hadn't made it on time, we
would've gotten a real earful from Hina.
**[04:01] ---**
Well, I'm glad we were able to
salvage the situation somehow.
**[04:04] ---**
I need to get going now...
**[04:06] ---**
What?
**[04:07] ---**
Hey, where do you think you're going?
**[04:09] ---**
We still need you to do
work in the classroom, too.
**[04:12] ---**
What? Uh, um...
**[04:14] ---**
We feel bad for making you work hard alone.
**[04:16] ---**
This is the least we can do
to make up for it.
**[04:18] ---**
Let us sweat by your side together!
***SIGN*** Senzu Beans
**[04:21] ---**
H-Here you are!
It's to thank you for the arch.
**[04:23] ---**
We're really, really counting on you, okay?
**[04:34] ---**
Then shall we hurry along?
**[04:35] ---**
We should get ready to open shop soon.
**[04:38] ---**
Ooh!
**[04:39] ---**
That's Hayata for you. So understanding.
**[04:41] ---**
All right! Away we go!
***SIGN*** 2007 Hakuou Academy Culture Fest
**[04:46] ---**
Oh, Nagi, what are you doing here?
***SIGN*** Yonday
***SIGN*** Magical Destroy Nagi Sanzenin
***SIGN*** Magical Destroy
**[04:55] ---**
Isn't it obvious? It's a solo culture fest.
**[04:59] ---**
* I-I think her interpretation*
* of "culture" is a bit off...*
**[05:04] ---**
Oh, that reminds me. Hakuou Academy's
culture fest starts today, doesn't it?
**[05:08] ---**
I wonder if Hayate had to
stay overnight again last night.
**[05:11] ---**
Yes, it appears that way.
**[05:13] ---**
I expect he's had a ton
of work foisted off on him,
**[05:16] ---**
because he's unable to say "no".
**[05:18] ---**
I swear! He should only be so good-natured!
**[05:21] ---**
Hayate's supposed to be *my* butler.
**[05:23] ---**
He shouldn't work so hard for everyone...
**[05:26] ---**
*I see.*
**[05:27] ---**
If it bothers you that much,
why don't you go to the culture fest?
**[05:31] ---**
Wha?! I-It's not really bothering me.
**[05:35] ---**
I hate crowds anyway.
**[05:37] ---**
I hear Hayate is doing
a cosplay café with the class.
**[05:41] ---**
I imagine he's doing
a splendid job about now.
**[05:44] ---**
A c-cosplay café, huh?
***SIGN*** Customer
**[05:48] ---**
What? An order? I despair of this world!
**[05:52] ---**
Teacher! I mean, Master!
**[05:55] ---**
"No, no, I'm still far from it."
**[05:59] ---**
Well, no helping it then.
**[06:00] ---**
If you're that worried
about Hayate's safety...
**[06:04] ---**
All right, I will go myself
and do a bit of scouting.
**[06:08] ---**
Yes, please do.
**[06:10] ---**
Call the SP. I'll be leaving
as soon as I get changed.
**[06:17] ---**
Nagi still has such a childish side to her.
**[06:22] ---**
N-No, perhaps that is not so true...
**[06:25] ---**
Th-This is...
**[06:28] ---**
* The Hakuou Academy culture fest:*
* a gigantic event held once every year*
**[06:32] ---**
* that is a specialty of Ward S*
* in the Metropolitan area.*
**[06:36] ---**
*After all, it's a super prestigious school,*
**[06:37] ---**
* so an endless roster of*
* politicians, businessmen,*
**[06:40] ---**
* and distinguished people*
* from all walks of life come to visit.*
**[06:42] ---**
* Surpassing the scope*
* of a simple school festival,*
**[06:45] ---**
* they get fabulous guests*
* participating as well.*
**[06:48] ---**
* Furthermore, the level of their*
* research presentations is so high,*
**[06:51] ---**
* even industrial spies and intelligence*
* agencies from various countries*
**[06:54] ---**
*supposedly quietly take note.*
***SIGN*** KA-BOOM
**[07:00] ---**
* It's just a totally cultural*
* and festive three days!*
**[07:07] ---**
Might I ask for another
cup of royal milk tea?
**[07:11] ---**
Certainly. Please wait a moment, Miss.
**[07:17] ---**
Yes, how may I help you?
**[07:19] ---**
Ah, you there, bring us
more tea over here as well.
**[07:22] ---**
On the double, in a pot.
**[07:23] ---**
Yes, right away.
**[07:26] ---**
Wait! Um, you three, why are you
playing a leisurely game of cards?!
**[07:30] ---**
Well, you are just so brisk
and alert, we cannot keep up.
**[07:33] ---**
Revolution!
**[07:35] ---**
We feel kind of bad
getting in the way of a pro.
**[07:37] ---**
Counterrevolution!
**[07:40] ---**
D-Don't say that! Please work!
**[07:43] ---**
Besides, this isn't a cosplay
café. It's a butler café.
**[07:47] ---**
Huh? But we *are* in costumes.
**[07:51] ---**
Um, could it be that you planned
to make me handle everything
**[07:54] ---**
and that's why you made it a butler café?
**[07:59] ---**
I cannot say I approve
of such paranoia, Hayata.
**[08:02] ---**
A-All right, now that we've recharged,
shall we get serious now?
**[08:06] ---**
Y-Yeah!
**[08:07] ---**
Thanks for your hard work, Hayata.
You can rest for a while.
**[08:11] ---**
In that case, I'm going to
make a run back to the estate.
**[08:17] ---**
Ayasaki, are you here?!
You're here, aren't you?!
**[08:20] ---**
Oh, Miss Katsura...
**[08:21] ---**
There you are!
**[08:23] ---**
If you're here...
**[08:24] ---**
...COME!
**[08:24] ---**
Right now!
**[08:25] ---**
Hey, wait...
**[08:29] ---**
Oh, Little Nagi!
**[08:32] ---**
Hey there, Hayate.
**[08:33] ---**
I'll have you know, it's not like I came
because I wanted to see you.
**[08:37] ---**
I'm only here because Maria asked me
to come check on things...
**[08:40] ---**
If it's Hayata, he's not here.
**[08:41] ---**
What?
**[08:42] ---**
He got taken away by Yukiji.
**[08:45] ---**
What? Hayate's not here?!
After I came all this way to see him?!
**[08:53] ---**
The Superintendent does not appear
to be making any unusual moves at this time.
**[08:56] ---**
Roger that. But don't let your guard down.
**[08:59] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[09:00] ---**
Given this rowdy atmosphere,
there's no way she's going to behave...
**[09:08] ---**
Ayasaki, what about this?
**[09:09] ---**
You do this with that, and this
with that! Omitting the rest!
**[09:12] ---**
Um, what about this?
**[09:13] ---**
Get it stamped at HQ, on the double!
**[09:18] ---**
Ayasaki, you know, you know...
**[09:20] ---**
I only have 500 yen right now,
**[09:22] ---**
but between octopus balls and a
Japanese pizza, which should I buy?
**[09:25] ---**
I wouldn't know.
**[09:29] ---**
Sis!
**[09:30] ---**
Huh?
**[09:32] ---**
What is this?!
**[09:33] ---**
Why is Hayate managing things
here for all he's worth?
**[09:37] ---**
That's your job as the
advising teacher, isn't it?
**[09:40] ---**
W-Well, you know...
**[09:42] ---**
I didn't really know how
to answer all the questions.
**[09:44] ---**
And it's a pain.
**[09:46] ---**
Sis!
**[09:47] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[09:58] ---**
Haruko, can I ask you to handle things here?
**[10:00] ---**
I do not mind.
**[10:01] ---**
Thank you.
**[10:02] ---**
Hayate, come with me for a sec.
**[10:04] ---**
What? But I'm still in the middle
of giving instructions...
**[10:09] ---**
Um, Miss Harukaze, this...
**[10:11] ---**
Make the judgment call yourself.
**[10:12] ---**
Um, what about this?
**[10:14] ---**
That will not be recognized as an expense!
***SIGN*** Receipt
**[10:19] ---**
Here.
**[10:20] ---**
It's thanks for taking care of my officers.
**[10:23] ---**
Um, why...?
**[10:26] ---**
Because it's written all over
your face that you're hungry.
**[10:30] ---**
It's fine that you're good-natured,
**[10:32] ---**
but you're going to collapse
if you push yourself too hard.
**[10:42] ---**
Hinagiku!
**[10:45] ---**
H-Hayate?
**[10:48] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[10:51] ---**
What is it, Jör? Try not to
eat stuff off the ground too much.
**[10:54] ---**
Superintendent!
**[10:56] ---**
*Hayate in danger!*
**[10:58] ---**
*And in the meantime, Mademoiselle Nagi was...*
**[11:01] ---**
Sheesh! That Hayate!
**[11:03] ---**
Where is he? And what is he doing?
**[11:06] ---**
SPs, split up and look for Hayate.
**[11:08] ---**
I'm tired, so I'm going to stay here and...
**[11:10] ---**
H-Huh? Hey! Everyone?!
**[11:12] ---**
Where did you go?!
**[11:27] ---**
*Hayate, you jerk...*
**[11:29] ---**
* After I took the plunge*
* to leave the residence, too...*
**[11:33] ---**
*I wanted to...*
**[11:34] ---**
* I wanted to walk around*
* and see the festival with you...*
**[11:38] ---**
You there, the young lady
with the pigtails...
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
**[11:41] ---**
If you would like, why
don't you drop by for a bit?
***SIGN*** Fortune Telling
**[11:47] ---**
I have no use for scams.
**[11:49] ---**
Now, now, don't say that.
**[11:51] ---**
My fortunes are 100 accurate, you know.
**[11:55] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Compatibility Fortunes Super specialized in mistress-butler relations!
**[12:02] ---**
I-I see.
**[12:03] ---**
I guess I'll kill a little time
while I take a break.
**[12:06] ---**
It wouldn't be bad to reconfirm
the strength of my bond with Hayate.
**[12:13] ---**
Very well.
**[12:15] ---**
Then first, please look deep into my eyes.
**[12:18] ---**
Hm? Like this?
**[12:28] ---**
Ah... I can see... into your forlorn heart.
**[12:33] ---**
I will help myself to the opening
in your heart and take advantage of it.
**[12:41] ---**
I'll listen to you, just once...
**[12:47] ---**
Nagi Sanzenin, you
are now my just-once puppet!
**[12:57] ---**
Sweet potatoes! Roasted sweet potatoes!
(Ishi-yaki imo! Oimo!)
**[13:03] ---**
Oh, honestly, just a little, okay?
(Mou, chotto dake yo?)
**[13:08] ---**
Hayate, are you all right?
**[13:10] ---**
W-Well, somehow...
**[13:12] ---**
Oh, here's a souvenir.
**[13:15] ---**
So you were immersed in Jör's
digestive fluids and you are still fine...
**[13:18] ---**
What? Jör?
**[13:20] ---**
Jörmungandr. That is his name.
**[13:23] ---**
His favorite foods are the five lands,
three seas, and all living things.
**[13:28] ---**
He really enjoys butlers in particular.
**[13:31] ---**
What?
**[13:32] ---**
That was a joke.
**[13:33] ---**
Since this is a time slot
that is supposed to cater to youths.
**[13:39] ---**
*But that didn't seem like a joke to me...*
**[13:42] ---**
* And what is up with*
* that suspicious-looking outfit?*
**[13:44] ---**
Superintendent, what
are you plotting out here?
**[13:48] ---**
Nothing. I am simply off duty right now.
**[13:51] ---**
Ahem! Simply off duty!
**[13:53] ---**
Though, I would not object,
if someone were to entertain me.
**[13:59] ---**
That reminds me, boy,
**[14:02] ---**
I hear you spurned your prize of
100 school credits from the butler battle.
**[14:05] ---**
Your reason?
**[14:07] ---**
What? That was, well...
**[14:09] ---**
I didn't really have a need for it
**[14:12] ---**
a-and from an education stand point,
it wouldn't have been good for the Miss...
**[14:15] ---**
"Miss"!
**[14:17] ---**
"Miss"! "Miss"!
**[14:19] ---**
Is the "Miss" the only thing
that you have in your life?!
**[14:22] ---**
What?
**[14:24] ---**
You are a duller man than I had thought.
**[14:27] ---**
Enough already!
Let us forget about this guy!
**[14:31] ---**
Please excuse me.
**[14:33] ---**
Hello?
**[14:34] ---**
Hayate, you wouldn't happen to be
with Nagi, would you?
**[14:37] ---**
What? Does that mean
the Miss is here at school?
**[14:41] ---**
Yes, she should've
arrived quite a while ago,
**[14:44] ---**
but it seems she forgot her cell phone
**[14:46] ---**
and so I tried to get in touch
with the members of the SP, but...
**[14:48] ---**
I want to believe
**[14:55] ---**
Power of flower
**[14:57] ---**
Erina, you're the best.
You're the best. You're the best.
**[14:57] ---**
With arms wide open
**[15:00] ---**
Erina, you're the best. You're the best.
**[15:02] ---**
Like giving a tight hug...
**[15:04] ---**
Is something wrong, Hayate?
**[15:06] ---**
Y-Yes, it seems the Miss has gone missing.
**[15:10] ---**
Huh? What are you saying?
**[15:12] ---**
She's been right there for a while now.
**[15:13] ---**
Huh?
**[15:16] ---**
Whoa! There you are!
**[15:18] ---**
M-Miss?
**[15:19] ---**
Hayate, there's somewhere I want you
to come with me for a bit.
**[15:24] ---**
Hayate, there's somewhere I want you
to come with me for a bit.
**[15:29] ---**
Th-There clearly seems to be
something serious going on...
**[15:32] ---**
Yes...
**[15:34] ---**
Anyway, I have something urgent
to attend to now, so excuse me.
**[15:36] ---**
Wait, I'll come, too.
**[15:40] ---**
Um, Mistress Kuzuha,
could that possibly be...?
**[15:43] ---**
Mm-hm, it is his doing.
**[15:46] ---**
He has done better than expected.
**[15:48] ---**
This is getting interesting!
**[15:50] ---**
We are going after them, Sion!
**[15:53] ---**
Oh, my blood sugar level is still...
**[15:55] ---**
M-Mistress Kuzuha!
**[15:57] ---**
Hayate, there's somewhere I want you
to accompany me for a bit.
**[16:05] ---**
No matter how you look at it,
**[16:06] ---**
she's in that hypnotic state
you see a lot in manga and stuff, huh?
**[16:10] ---**
Yes...
**[16:11] ---**
* I don't know who did this,*
* but how dare they do this to the Miss?!*
**[16:15] ---**
Oh, she stopped for some reason!
**[16:17] ---**
Hayate, all that aside,
***SIGN*** Japanese Pizza
**[16:19] ---**
I want to try some of this food with you.
**[16:23] ---**
E-Excuse me, I'd like one, please!
**[16:26] ---**
Sure! It's tasty!
**[16:27] ---**
Hey, is she really hypnotized?
**[16:29] ---**
*With the bewildered pair in tow,*
**[16:32] ---**
* Miss Nagi aimlessly paraded*
* all over the academy and...*
**[16:37] ---**
This is not the place.
**[16:39] ---**
Nor here.
**[16:40] ---**
Nor here.
**[16:42] ---**
Nor here.
**[16:43] ---**
Nor here.
***SIGN***
**[16:45] ---**
Nor here.
**[16:46] ---**
Nor is it here.
**[16:49] ---**
Yes, this is the place.
This is where I wanted to bring you.
**[16:54] ---**
Th-This is the old school building?
**[16:57] ---**
Then why didn't you
bring us here to begin with?!
**[17:01] ---**
Hey! I let you manipulate me just once!
**[17:05] ---**
Thank you for your hard work, Nagi Sanzenin!
**[17:09] ---**
You did well to follow my order
and lure Hayate Ayasaki out for me!
**[17:14] ---**
Uh, does this count as being "lured out"?
**[17:16] ---**
That outfit... Could it be that you're...?!
**[17:20] ---**
Indeed!
**[17:22] ---**
They call me the Mysterious Butler
of Darkness, Just-Once Puppeteer!
**[17:26] ---**
But that's just exactly what you are!
**[17:29] ---**
Hey, what in the world is this?
**[17:31] ---**
Miss, please snap out of it!
It's me! It's Hayate!
**[17:34] ---**
Hayate, I wanted to see
the festival together with you.
**[17:39] ---**
It's no fun being alone...
**[17:42] ---**
*Miss!*
**[17:44] ---**
*That's right!*
**[17:45] ---**
* I have to catch that guy quickly*
* and make him undo the hypnosis!*
***SIGN*** This Week's Butler Battle
**[17:57] ---**
What?!
**[17:58] ---**
A-A robot?!
**[17:59] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, I will defeat you
**[18:02] ---**
and restore our mistress's
faith in us, without fail!
**[18:12] ---**
Miss!
**[18:20] ---**
What the heck is this?! H-How big is this?!
**[18:22] ---**
S-Sis?!
**[18:26] ---**
Hayate, I'll handle that guy!
**[18:29] ---**
You look after Nagi.
**[18:30] ---**
Wait, uh, where did
that bamboo sword come from?
**[18:33] ---**
Anyone who disturbs the academy's
peace has to answer to me!
**[18:38] ---**
D-Don't tell me you mean to fight
the robot with a bamboo sword!
**[18:44] ---**
Darn! Scurrying all over the place!
**[18:46] ---**
Head!
**[18:50] ---**
Th-This girl got the camera!
**[18:52] ---**
Firing anchor!
**[18:57] ---**
H-Hinagiku!
**[19:04] ---**
You're mine!
**[19:09] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[19:13] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[19:14] ---**
Hinagiku, please don't be so reckless!
**[19:17] ---**
But I just found him unforgivable.
**[19:21] ---**
Now, give up the fight
and come on out quietly!
**[19:24] ---**
I will now expect you
to undo the Miss's hypnosis!
**[19:26] ---**
In your dreams. The fight is just beginning!
**[19:43] ---**
I will destroy Hakuou Academy!
***SIGN*** Warning
**[19:54] ---**
Shoot! The sparks and firing
the jet have affected the adhesive!
**[20:03] ---**
What?
**[20:04] ---**
Um, uh...
**[20:17] ---**
This can't be...
**[20:18] ---**
But the Miss...
**[20:20] ---**
Nagi!
**[20:21] ---**
I swear, that Hayate...
It is no fun alone...
**[20:26] ---**
To hell with the culture fest...
**[20:28] ---**
I absolutely hate this culture fest!
**[20:33] ---**
I knew it...
**[20:34] ---**
Is she still hypnotized?
**[20:40] ---**
I am the queen of the true culture of Japan.
**[20:43] ---**
I will...
**[20:45] ---**
I will show you what true culture is!
**[20:49] ---**
T-True...
**[20:50] ---**
...culture?
**[20:52] ---**
It is this!
**[20:54] ---**
It does not just belong
in the summer and winter!
**[20:56] ---**
Autumn is the season
for festivals to begin with!
**[20:58] ---**
Autumn should have a new
Japanese culture festival as well!
**[21:03] ---**
That is quite interesting!
**[21:05] ---**
Superintendent!
**[21:07] ---**
Nagi Sanzenin, was it not?
**[21:09] ---**
You are far more promising
than that butler boy.
**[21:12] ---**
What?
**[21:13] ---**
I would love for you to show me
this true festival of yours.
**[21:17] ---**
Sure.
**[21:20] ---**
M-Miss!
**[21:22] ---**
Um...
**[21:22] ---**
Do not follow me. I do not need dinner.
**[21:26] ---**
And make sure you record
that late night show.
**[21:27] ---**
What in the world...?
**[21:30] ---**
Hey, is that really hypnosis?
**[21:32] ---**
*Next time, a new culture fest will be held.*
**[21:35] ---**
* Of all people, they will be*
* fighting Miss Nagi!*
**[21:38] ---**
*Incidentally...*
**[21:44] ---**
Oh, the boiled egg...
**[21:47] ---**
* They were in the midst*
* of their sports fest today.*
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:05] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate...
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
**[23:27] ---**
and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Spirit Transformation! I am Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[23:36] ---**
Then let us get right to the long-awaited
fan service shot of the hamster.
**[23:39] ---**
Wow, this is exciting.
**[23:40] ---**
Nooo!
**[23:41] ---**
This is a powerful photo taken
at a certain ramen shop in Suginami Ward.
***SIGN*** Super Big Bowl
Finish the Ramen and It's Free!
**[23:44] ---**
Will she finish eating it in time?!
**[23:45] ---**
It's truly a photo about pushing the limit!
**[23:47] ---**
Aw, no fair. Boohoo.
**[23:49] ---**
Well, it's very like you,
so I think it's good in its way.
**[23:52] ---**
Oh, Hayate!
**[23:54] ---**
Then see you again!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
Right? Don't you think
it's a weird building?
**[24:01] ---**
As of now, we will vend
Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi
**[24:04] ---**
at a specially prepared
booth in the Academy.
**[24:06] ---**
Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins
against ours by selling better...
**[24:11] ---**
In other words, this
is a doujinshi sales competition?
**[24:13] ---**
There is no way my manga
will lose against you!
**[24:16] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:17] ---**
"Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2".
**[24:18] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2
**[24:20] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:21] ---**
At the world's largest doujinshi fair venue,
**[24:23] ---**
it's hard to get through on your cell phone.
# 34 - Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest - Part 2
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:09] ---**
I will show everyone what true culture is.
**[00:14] ---**
All that aside, do the inking on this.
**[00:17] ---**
What?!
**[00:18] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[00:21] ---**
I was getting rather tired
of the normal culture fests.
**[00:25] ---**
Besides...
**[00:26] ---**
Right about now, that kid who's totally
devoted to his Miss is probably...
**[00:30] ---**
*Miss!*
**[00:32] ---**
*To think you would abandon me...*
**[00:35] ---**
Hmm, that might be nice.
**[00:39] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[00:41] ---**
Do the inking on this, too!
**[00:44] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[00:48] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[00:54] ---**
Just you watch! With the power of
my manga, I will make this world mine!
**[00:57] ---**
Hey, you, are you really hypnotized?!
**[01:00] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:03] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:05] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:11] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:16] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[01:22] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[01:27] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[01:33] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[01:38] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[01:43] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[01:49] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[01:54] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[01:57] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:00] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:05] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:08] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:11] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[02:29] ---**
Why Dead?! Academy Culture Fest – Part 2
**[02:33] ---**
Really, don't you think you're worrying
about this a bit too much?
**[02:36] ---**
We even received a phone call
from the Miss herself last evening.
**[02:40] ---**
But don't you think it's strange?!
**[02:42] ---**
That the Miss is participating
in a school event of her own free will
**[02:47] ---**
and she stayed the night
with the Superintendent
**[02:49] ---**
to liven up the culture fest!
***SIGN*** Butlers must be manly!!
**[02:51] ---**
What part of your statement just
now contains any cause for worry?
**[02:55] ---**
Well, certainly, on the face of it,
there isn't any, but...
**[02:58] ---**
Well, Mr. Klaus doesn't know
the Superintendent's personality.
**[03:03] ---**
Or actually, there are a lot of issues
with Nagi's normal behavior, so...
**[03:07] ---**
Right...
**[03:12] ---**
But this is just what I expect
from you, Maria!
**[03:15] ---**
To think you are aware of the
personality of Hakuou's Superintendent!
**[03:18] ---**
Well, her talent for causing
trouble for others
**[03:21] ---**
is the one area where
she borders on the genius.
**[03:25] ---**
I see...
**[03:25] ---**
Oh, pardon me.
***SIGN*** Incoming call Miss Hinagiku Katsura
**[03:27] ---**
Hinagiku?
**[03:29] ---**
Um, hello? Good morning.
**[03:32] ---**
Hayate, this is no time
for leisurely greetings.
**[03:35] ---**
What?
**[03:37] ---**
What's happening, Hinagiku?!
**[03:39] ---**
Look.
**[03:41] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[03:45] ---**
Um, this is the Hakuou Academy, right?
**[03:48] ---**
Right? Don't you think
it's a weird building?
**[03:51] ---**
Uh, I think there are a lot of surprises
besides the shape of the building...
**[03:56] ---**
This is probably all Nagi's doing, right?
**[03:59] ---**
What? Why do you say that?
**[04:00] ---**
Because there were a ton
of cars parked out front
**[04:02] ---**
with manga characters and stuff on them.
**[04:04] ---**
All anime-lovers have cars like that, right?
**[04:07] ---**
W-Well, I imagine it's
only a fraction of them...
**[04:10] ---**
* Whatever the case,*
* the spectacle before them*
**[04:13] ---**
* was an exact replica of the manga*
* festival at Tokyo Big Sight,*
**[04:15] ---**
* which will surely be held again*
* at the end of this year.*
**[04:19] ---**
*Numerous doujinshis changing hands.*
**[04:20] ---**
*Character merchandise, such as body pillows.*
**[04:22] ---**
*Doujin music CDs.*
***SIGN*** Limited Color
***SIGN*** Limited Item
***SIGN*** Limited to Event
**[04:24] ---**
* At industry booths,*
* figures limited to this event.*
**[04:26] ---**
*DVDs with extras limited to this event.*
**[04:28] ---**
*Incidentally, at our Rondo Robe booth,*
**[04:29] ---**
Following the trend of subsidized products,
**[04:31] ---**
*they are distributing not-for-sale CDs.*
**[04:31] ---**
we are distributing Ariake not-for-sale CDs!
**[04:33] ---**
* Family members who think this sounds*
* vaguely familiar, not to worry.*
**[04:38] ---**
* Also, be sure you don't look*
* at the stuff your children buy.*
**[04:41] ---**
* Since it may cause them*
* to withdraw from society.*
**[04:46] ---**
Wow, the people look like rubbish...
**[04:49] ---**
"There are not enough women's bathrooms."
**[04:51] ---**
"There are people changing
in places other than the locker rooms."
**[04:54] ---**
"Do something about the resellers."
**[04:56] ---**
"I wasn't able to buy Kagami merchandise."
**[04:58] ---**
There are also others about change...
**[05:00] ---**
I've heard enough already.
**[05:01] ---**
I mean, these complaints have nothing
to do with our culture fest.
**[05:05] ---**
How true.
**[05:07] ---**
Still, while it is impressive
of the Superintendent
**[05:09] ---**
to set up an event of this size overnight,
**[05:11] ---**
the visitors who got wind of it
and came are equally amazing.
**[05:14] ---**
Don't be impressed!
**[05:16] ---**
If we let this go, it'll end up
like this every year.
**[05:19] ---**
We may be able to make
an enormous amount of profit.
**[05:22] ---**
That's not it!
**[05:23] ---**
With this many people gathered here,
it's only a matter of time
**[05:25] ---**
before one of the guests
gets hurt, so it's dangerous!
**[05:28] ---**
*We have to do something about this.*
**[05:30] ---**
Um, I'm going to go look for the Miss.
**[05:33] ---**
I think the root cause
of this probably lies in the fact
**[05:35] ---**
that the Miss is helping
the Superintendent.
**[05:37] ---**
And when you get down to it,
**[05:40] ---**
that happened because
I left the Miss all alone...
**[05:44] ---**
To think your mistress has
washed her hands of you...
**[05:48] ---**
You've failed as a butler.
**[05:51] ---**
Poem person...
**[05:54] ---**
Nagi Sanzenin is being kept
hospitably under our care.
**[05:58] ---**
What?
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, I'm aware of that,
since we got the phone call.
**[06:04] ---**
Phone call?!
**[06:05] ---**
That is what you call "uncool".
**[06:07] ---**
One could also call him a "goof".
**[06:09] ---**
Or is it being a "bonehead"?
**[06:11] ---**
He's "spacey" is what he is.
**[06:12] ---**
That cowlick is also symbolic of that.
**[06:13] ---**
Why you!
**[06:14] ---**
Oh! "Spacey"!
**[06:15] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:20] ---**
Sheesh! What's with you people?!
**[06:22] ---**
To think I came all this way
to secretly guide you to where she is!
**[06:25] ---**
What?
**[06:27] ---**
Why?
**[06:28] ---**
Thanks to her, I'm being
hugely inconvenienced!
**[06:31] ---**
Hurry up and take her back already!
**[06:38] ---**
Wh-Why...?
**[06:40] ---**
I can hardly believe we're
on the same school grounds...
***SIGN*** Superintendent's Office
**[06:44] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha is having
a snack in the cafeteria.
**[06:46] ---**
Now's our chance. Hurry.
**[06:54] ---**
This has turned out wonderfully!
**[06:56] ---**
Truly, the pinnacle of Japanese culture!
**[06:59] ---**
Honestly! What do you
think you're doing here?
**[07:02] ---**
Come on, we're going back.
**[07:03] ---**
Miss!
**[07:05] ---**
Who are you people?
**[07:07] ---**
What?
**[07:08] ---**
Wh-What are you saying?!
**[07:10] ---**
Oh, please. I am Hayate,
your butler, remember?
**[07:15] ---**
Don't lie to me. There's
no way you're Hayate.
**[07:19] ---**
You must be an imposter.
**[07:22] ---**
If you were the real Hayate...
**[07:24] ---**
If you were the real Hayate,
**[07:26] ---**
no matter how busy you were
with the culture fest,
**[07:29] ---**
you would never...
**[07:31] ---**
You would never have left me all alone.
**[07:35] ---**
Miss...
**[07:36] ---**
Hayate...
**[07:38] ---**
Hey, hurry!
**[07:39] ---**
If you keep dawdling,
Mistress Kuzuha will be back...
**[07:43] ---**
No mischief now, Sion.
**[07:45] ---**
P-Please forgive me!
**[07:48] ---**
Boy, you seem to have angered
your mistress considerably.
**[07:52] ---**
She is saying she will never return
to her residence, you know.
**[07:56] ---**
Surely not!
**[07:57] ---**
Sanzenin, you are going to show everyone
**[08:00] ---**
how wonderful your manga is, are you not?
**[08:02] ---**
That is right.
**[08:04] ---**
I will stay here and continue to write.
**[08:06] ---**
You could do that
at your own residence, too!
**[08:09] ---**
Sh-Shut up!
**[08:10] ---**
Keeping one's work and private life separate
**[08:12] ---**
is a basic part of being a manga artist!
**[08:14] ---**
You're a Hakuou student before
you're a manga artist, remember?!
**[08:17] ---**
And you, too, Superintendent!
**[08:19] ---**
Gathering all those people
just for the fun of it...
**[08:21] ---**
There will be big trouble
if someone gets injured!
**[08:23] ---**
Interesting.
**[08:24] ---**
Then let us take this
opportunity to compete!
**[08:28] ---**
Compete?
**[08:29] ---**
I'm not telling you
to cancel it or anything.
**[08:33] ---**
It's just sort of dangerous
the way things are now...
**[08:36] ---**
As of now, we will vend this doujinshi
**[08:38] ---**
at a specially prepared
booth in the Academy.
**[08:41] ---**
Ayasaki, if your doujinshi wins
against ours by selling better,
**[08:45] ---**
I will return your mistress
and also restore the culture fest.
**[08:50] ---**
What is with this "great
and cuteness" attitude?
**[08:52] ---**
This is like a plot development
out of Comic Party.
**[08:55] ---**
In other words, this is a
doujinshi sales competition?
**[08:59] ---**
Exactly.
**[09:01] ---**
There is no way my manga
will lose against an imposter!
**[09:06] ---**
Um, Superintendent,
are you listening to what I'm saying?
**[09:10] ---**
So you would flee, you coward?!
**[09:12] ---**
She is not listening, nor does
she seem interested in listening.
**[09:16] ---**
So it seems.
**[09:18] ---**
I understand! We will accept your challenge!
**[09:20] ---**
What?! H-Hinagiku?!
**[09:23] ---**
However, to make things fair,
**[09:25] ---**
the student council will also take
over the running of this whole circus
**[09:30] ---**
to make things fair and safe!
**[09:31] ---**
Fine.
**[09:32] ---**
However, if you lose,
you will open a maid café
**[09:34] ---**
with the entire student council dressed
in super-embarrassing maid outfits!
**[09:38] ---**
What?
**[09:40] ---**
If you cannot accept those conditions,
**[09:43] ---**
I have no intention of doing what you want.
**[09:46] ---**
What shall we do?
**[09:47] ---**
Even then...
**[09:48] ---**
Even then, the safety
of our guests is important!
**[09:51] ---**
Hinagiku...
**[09:53] ---**
You can win, right?
**[09:54] ---**
Or more like, you better win!
**[09:56] ---**
I won't forgive you if you lose!
**[09:58] ---**
What? Well...
**[10:00] ---**
A match between a mistress
and her butler, huh?
**[10:03] ---**
This is getting interesting.
**[10:05] ---**
I will be the one to win.
**[10:08] ---**
But Hinagiku, they're talking
about a doujinshi sales competition
**[10:12] ---**
and our class is set up as a butler café.
**[10:14] ---**
Oh, that's true. You're right...
**[10:18] ---**
*Thus, both camps proceeded to do battle.*
**[10:21] ---**
Get over here quick
**[10:22] ---**
And a one, two...
**[10:23] ---**
Cheerful, with a cute heart!
**[10:23] ---**
I'm a bit mad
**[10:25] ---**
Get over here quick
**[10:26] ---**
End of the Century Legend, Magical Destroy!
**[10:27] ---**
At mach speeds
**[10:28] ---**
Well-received and on sale now!
**[10:30] ---**
Socially reclusive Sunday
**[10:31] ---**
Those of you who wish to buy one,
please line up in 3 rows!
**[10:34] ---**
No, you have to come flying now
**[10:38] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, get a taste
of how powerless you are...
**[10:42] ---**
No, no, you just have to
**[10:44] ---**
And in utter despair,
writhe about with tears in your eyes!
**[10:48] ---**
What?!
**[10:49] ---**
That was why you instigated
this competition?!
***SIGN*** British-Style Cosplay Café
**[10:59] ---**
Lose with all your might, Hayata!
**[11:02] ---**
In fact, just forfeit, Hayata.
**[11:05] ---**
I want to see Hina
in an embarrassing maid outfit!
**[11:08] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[11:09] ---**
I'll have you know, if we lose,
you guys have to wear it, too.
**[11:13] ---**
What?!
**[11:14] ---**
What did you say?!
**[11:15] ---**
That would be bad.
**[11:16] ---**
Right?!
**[11:17] ---**
So we have to all support Hayate!
**[11:20] ---**
And Hayate, you, too.
**[11:21] ---**
What?
**[11:22] ---**
If we don't win this,
you can't get Nagi back.
**[11:27] ---**
You have to make her snap out of it. Got it?
**[11:32] ---**
Yes.
**[11:37] ---**
*It's exactly like Hinagiku said.*
**[11:40] ---**
* I have to restore a smile*
* to the Miss's face, no matter what!*
**[11:49] ---**
A night of bravo!
(Yoru mo appare!)
**[11:53] ---**
Combo string.
(Renzoku konbo.)
***SIGN*** Top Secret Sales Chart
***SIGN*** Nagi Sanzenin
***SIGN*** Hayate Ayasaki
**[11:59] ---**
We've won!
**[12:00] ---**
I can just see Ayasaki crying pathetically.
**[12:08] ---**
Th-There's big trouble!
**[12:09] ---**
Their shop's sales are suddenly
growing for some reason!
**[12:12] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** Invigorating Suginami Intelligence
***SIGN*** Hakuou Academy Culture Fest Report
**[12:15] ---**
Once again, the season for the Hakuou
Academy Culture Fest has come,
**[12:18] ---**
Suginami Ward's special
attraction of the fall.
**[12:21] ---**
Among their shops,
**[12:22] ---**
it seems this shop's cake set
is particularly popular this year.
**[12:25] ---**
Now, let us go check out the kitchen.
**[12:29] ---**
Pardon me. Might I get a word with you?
**[12:32] ---**
Yes.
**[12:33] ---**
What is the secret to your flavor?
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, no, all I do is put every
ounce of my heart and soul into it.
***SIGN*** Hayate's Recipe
**[12:40] ---**
Right now, along with the cake,
**[12:41] ---**
you also get this doujinshi,
which contains the recipe.
**[12:43] ---**
Wow, that's a great deal!
**[12:44] ---**
What is this?
**[12:46] ---**
Also, the cover is a Mr. Shiraishi original.
**[12:47] ---**
Well, Hayate can cook like a pro, so...
**[12:50] ---**
Wow! I want one, too!
**[12:52] ---**
One set comes out to 500 yen.
**[12:52] ---**
*But why is Hayate baking cakes?*
**[12:54] ---**
What?! That's so cheap!
***SIGN*** Butler Cafe End of Line
**[13:00] ---**
Miss Butler, I'd like a cake set.
**[13:02] ---**
I'll have the same.
**[13:03] ---**
Yes, please wait one moment, Misses.
**[13:07] ---**
I would like a cake set over here as well.
**[13:10] ---**
Yes, certainly.
**[13:11] ---**
I'd like service over here, too.
**[13:12] ---**
Excuse me, Mr. Butler, are you listening?
**[13:16] ---**
Young Master?
**[13:18] ---**
Um, Miss, how would you
like another cup of tea?
**[13:21] ---**
Oh, my! You called me "miss"!
**[13:24] ---**
Young Master,
**[13:25] ---**
I never expected Nonohara
and his master to come help, too.
**[13:25] ---**
you still do not know what a butler is.
**[13:28] ---**
Still...
**[13:29] ---**
I'm sorry, Nonohara! Oh, at least let me...
**[13:30] ---**
*I wonder how the Miss is doing right now...*
**[13:32] ---**
Hey, Hayata, you can't take a break.
**[13:35] ---**
P-Pardon me!
**[13:38] ---**
If you don't work hard,
we're the ones who'll end up suffering.
**[13:41] ---**
I swear, if it was just Hina,
we would have interfered...
**[13:46] ---**
Then how about we have her wear
a maid outfit in celebration if we win?
**[13:50] ---**
Nice idea!
**[13:53] ---**
I am not wearing it!
**[13:55] ---**
And Hayate, break time is over.
Hurry up with the cakes.
**[13:57] ---**
Right!
**[13:59] ---**
Now, I think I'll try the cake.
**[14:01] ---**
Cake?!
**[14:04] ---**
Whoops. Not good, not good.
**[14:05] ---**
The enemy must not be underestimated.
**[14:07] ---**
But there is nothing to fear!
**[14:08] ---**
We are going to widen
the lead in one fell swoop!
**[14:11] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[14:13] ---**
If they are going throw in some cake,
**[14:16] ---**
then I have an idea of my own.
**[14:17] ---**
Sion!
**[14:18] ---**
Y-Yes, Mistress!
**[14:20] ---**
Oomf, oomf.
**[14:22] ---**
Pardon me for the wait!
**[14:28] ---**
Every customer who buys
Nagi Sanzenin's doujinshi
**[14:32] ---**
will receive a deluxe consolation prize!
**[14:35] ---**
Now, you may have already bought one,
**[14:38] ---**
but how about one more to take
advantage of this opportunity?!
**[14:39] ---**
Hayate...
**[14:41] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[14:46] ---**
* With the end looming near,*
* the competition got even more heated!*
**[14:47] ---**
O courage, o wind, sweep through
**[14:51] ---**
*And...*
***SIGN*** Loser Park
**[14:52] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[14:57] ---**
I wonder what Hayate's doing...
**[14:58] ---**
I don't care if I'm covered with wounds
**[15:03] ---**
Calling me from somewhere
**[15:06] ---**
Car! Car! Car! Car!
**[15:09] ---**
Look, I'll become the most powerful hero
**[15:11] ---**
Oh, that was so close!
**[15:13] ---**
You got the consolation prize,
the super deluxe home theater set!
**[15:14] ---**
I'll be right there!
**[15:16] ---**
All right!
**[15:17] ---**
Because I belong only to you!
**[15:17] ---**
That was too bad. Here.
A catalogue and the doujinshi.
**[15:21] ---**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Sold Out
**[15:22] ---**
And with that, we have sold every last copy!
**[15:31] ---**
All right! In celebration of our victory,
**[15:31] ---**
But I'm amazed it sold so well.
This manga makes no sense.
**[15:34] ---**
I think I will treat myself
to a melt-in-your-mouth pudding party.
**[15:35] ---**
They all just wanted the prizes, right?
**[15:36] ---**
Yay! That's my Mistress Kuzuha!
**[15:37] ---**
I guess so.
**[15:48] ---**
He's not here...
**[15:52] ---**
Are you being more stubborn than usual,
**[15:54] ---**
because the hypnosis didn't quite wear off?
**[15:57] ---**
What?
**[15:58] ---**
In that case, getting back
to your old self is easy.
**[16:02] ---**
You are cleverer than I am, are you not?
**[16:16] ---**
I see. I got it.
**[16:18] ---**
Thank you, Haruko.
**[16:21] ---**
Hina...
**[16:22] ---**
Oh! Um... It looks like
we're still a bit behind them.
**[16:25] ---**
But they're out of ammo now,
so we just may be able to catch up to them.
**[16:29] ---**
But there aren't any more customers...
**[16:36] ---**
It's just a little more,
so let's do our best until the end!
**[16:39] ---**
That's right! It's exactly
as Miss Katsura says!
**[16:42] ---**
If we lose, we get to see Hina
in an embarrassing maid outfit.
**[16:47] ---**
Let's not give up...
and do our best and win!
**[16:50] ---**
Ooh, he won.
**[16:51] ---**
He won against something in his heart.
**[16:54] ---**
All right! Then let's do our best!
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah!
**[16:58] ---**
Then shall we go look for customers?
**[17:00] ---**
All right, I guess we'll go.
**[17:03] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[17:04] ---**
Nothing.
**[17:05] ---**
Just thinking how fun it is
**[17:08] ---**
to work hard together
on something with everyone.
**[17:10] ---**
You look rather glum for all that.
**[17:12] ---**
Well...
**[17:13] ---**
I was just thinking
**[17:15] ---**
that I would've liked the Miss
to experience how that feels, too.
**[17:24] ---**
Then shall we get her to experience it now?
**[17:27] ---**
What?
**[17:33] ---**
Miss...
**[17:34] ---**
Welcome. You came to have some cake, right?
**[17:37] ---**
I'm certain to win this anyway,
**[17:40] ---**
so I just came to see the bitter
disappointment on your faces!
**[17:44] ---**
Well, that's too bad.
**[17:46] ---**
We still have some cakes left,
so we wanted someone to come eat them.
**[17:49] ---**
Right, Hayate?
**[17:51] ---**
What?
**[17:54] ---**
W-Well...
**[17:56] ---**
If you're going to go that far,
I suppose I have no choice...
**[17:59] ---**
It just so happens that I used
my brain to write my manga,
**[18:02] ---**
so I need something sweet
to resupply my tired brain with sugars.
**[18:06] ---**
So...
**[18:09] ---**
Bring me this supposed cake
that Hayate has made...
**[18:12] ---**
Certainly!
**[18:18] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[18:20] ---**
This is...
**[18:22] ---**
This is our shop's signature dish.
**[18:23] ---**
It's a bit unseasonal,
**[18:25] ---**
but I made it with my affections
for a certain someone in mind.
**[18:30] ---**
This person told me
that she didn't know me...
**[18:35] ---**
So, I wanted her...
**[18:38] ---**
...to remember all the time that she
and I have spent together...
**[18:53] ---**
It's sweet...
**[19:06] ---**
Hayate?
**[19:08] ---**
Miss!
**[19:10] ---**
Where am I?
**[19:12] ---**
As I recall, I came to see you
**[19:14] ---**
and I remember up to the point when
a weird fortune teller talked to me, but...
**[19:19] ---**
Miss!
**[19:22] ---**
What is the matter, Hayate?!
**[19:23] ---**
If someone should see us like this...
**[19:25] ---**
Wait!
**[19:26] ---**
We're totally being seen!
**[19:31] ---**
Miss! Your hypnosis has worn
off completely, hasn't it?!
**[19:36] ---**
So what of it?!
**[19:38] ---**
Look at the clock!
**[19:39] ---**
Time is almost up!
***SIGN*** Top Secret Sales Chart
**[19:41] ---**
But the difference in our sales
is already obvious!
**[19:44] ---**
Now, members of the student council...
**[19:45] ---**
You will wear these delightfully
embarrassing maid outfits
**[19:49] ---**
and I think I will have
you work in my service!
**[19:56] ---**
Hello?
**[19:57] ---**
Oh, Nagi?
**[19:59] ---**
I thought maybe it was time
the weird hypnosis would've worn off
**[20:01] ---**
and you'd be with Hayate about now...
**[20:03] ---**
Hm? Well, you're right,
but what do you want?
**[20:06] ---**
We're in the middle of a pretty
serious-looking scene right now...
**[20:08] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry, but I wanted to
have some of Hayate's cake, too.
**[20:13] ---**
Would you please buy enough
for the members of the SP as well?
**[20:17] ---**
About 2000 servings.
**[20:19] ---**
Okay, got it.
**[20:21] ---**
2000 servings of cake.
Maria asked me to buy them.
**[20:29] ---**
Thank you very much.
You'll want it to-go, correct?
**[20:35] ---**
I-It looks like we won.
**[20:38] ---**
* And that was the story of how*
* the life-or-death doujinshi battle ended.*
**[20:44] ---**
But I wonder how Nagi's
hypnosis came undone...
**[20:48] ---**
Who knows? I wonder how...
**[20:51] ---**
That's awfully sloppy.
**[20:53] ---**
Hey, hurry, Hayate!
**[20:55] ---**
If we don't hurry,
the closing party will end!
**[20:57] ---**
Wait! Please hold on!
**[20:59] ---**
Th-This is embarrassing, Miss!
**[21:01] ---**
Hayate, what's that outfit about?
**[21:05] ---**
It's his punishment for neglecting me.
**[21:07] ---**
What do you think?
It looks good on him, right?
**[21:11] ---**
Oh, it looks like the folk dance has begun!
**[21:13] ---**
All right! Hayate, come with me and...
**[21:15] ---**
Huh?
**[21:16] ---**
I just can't go out like this!
**[21:20] ---**
Oh! Hey! Hayate!
**[21:22] ---**
Good grief...
**[21:23] ---**
I guess it doesn't change
the difficulties that Hayate faces.
**[21:25] ---**
It must be tough to deal
with someone who hates to lose.
**[21:30] ---**
Wh-What's with the look you're giving me?!
**[21:32] ---**
Oh, no, it is nothing.
**[21:33] ---**
If there's something you want to
say, speak up, all right?
**[21:35] ---**
Cross-dressing, huh?
**[21:37] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki... I still want him!
**[21:40] ---**
Oh! Mistress Kuzuha!
**[21:43] ---**
* Thus, Hayate ended up back*
* in the Superintendent's sights again.*
**[21:47] ---**
* Next time, they will fight*
* against a hip young town.*
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:04] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:01] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate...
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Mikako Takahashi
**[23:28] ---**
and Ayumu Nishizawa's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Pipiruma, pipiruma, I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[23:35] ---**
Wait, you're still here?!
**[23:37] ---**
You're supposed to swap out
every 3 weeks on this segment!
**[23:39] ---**
What? What's wrong with that?
**[23:40] ---**
Besides, I haven't heard
Hayate's opinion of my song yet.
**[23:43] ---**
So, what do you think of my song, Hayate?
**[23:45] ---**
Your singing the other day was 35 points,
**[23:48] ---**
but this gets a full 100 points.
**[23:49] ---**
These days, you can make tons
of adjustments with technology.
**[23:52] ---**
What a thing to say!
**[23:53] ---**
Next time, we'll have Wataru and Saki.
**[23:55] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Why is it?! Why can't I, a genius, draw it?!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
What is the matter, Miss?
**[24:02] ---**
Nagi is writing a new manga right now.
**[24:04] ---**
So, Hayate, go immediately
and gather reference material
**[24:07] ---**
on the date spots that young
people favor these days.
**[24:09] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:10] ---**
"Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide
of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots
**[24:11] ---**
Next Hayate the Combat Butler
**[24:11] ---**
Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide
of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
**[24:13] ---**
"for the Young and Hip"!
**[24:15] ---**
And so, I will be going out
with Hayate today.
**[24:17] ---**
Going out with me?!
**[24:19] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:20] ---**
An Asian straight-tusked elephant fossil
was once found in Harajuku.
# 35 - Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:09] ---**
Miss! Miss!
**[00:12] ---**
MISSSSSSS!
**[00:17] ---**
She's not here.
**[00:20] ---**
That's strange.
**[00:21] ---**
She's not over here, either.
**[00:23] ---**
Where could the Miss have...
**[00:29] ---**
Senpai!
**[00:32] ---**
Wh-What has gotten into you, Miss?
**[00:34] ---**
Senpai, please use this sports towel!
**[00:38] ---**
I'll be cheering for you
during today's match!
**[00:41] ---**
Huh?
**[00:42] ---**
Wh-What match?
**[00:45] ---**
It's so embarrassing!
**[00:46] ---**
The Miss has lost it!
**[00:49] ---**
Nagi is currently writing a new manga.
**[00:52] ---**
A m-manga?
**[00:53] ---**
She's apparently trying her hand
at a lighthearted teenage love story.
**[00:56] ---**
Yes, that's right.
**[00:58] ---**
I thought if I put myself
in my character's shoes,
**[01:00] ---**
the pages would just draw themselves, but...
**[01:08] ---**
It's no good! I can't draw!
**[01:11] ---**
Are you all right, Miss?
**[01:15] ---**
It was going well up to a point, but...
**[01:17] ---**
Going well?
**[01:18] ---**
Yes, it was going well.
**[01:20] ---**
I have Chadao Ohsotogari,
captain of the kabaddi team,
**[01:23] ---**
an institution at Saint Yam Academy.
**[01:24] ---**
And our heroine, Nobue
Iglesias, is in love with him
**[01:26] ---**
and after numerous lame near-misses,
**[01:28] ---**
she finally get to go on a date with Chadao,
**[01:29] ---**
but this crucial scene isn't going anywhere
and it's just a bulldog, wow!
**[01:32] ---**
Uh, is that really
a lighthearted teenage love story?
**[01:35] ---**
It's completely cliché...
**[01:37] ---**
Why?!
**[01:39] ---**
I'm supposed to be a genius,
so why can't I draw?!
**[01:41] ---**
Now, don't get so hung up on that.
**[01:43] ---**
I got it!
**[01:44] ---**
I can't draw, because
I have no reference material!
**[01:46] ---**
Huh?
**[01:47] ---**
That must be it!
**[01:49] ---**
So, you heard me, Hayate!
**[01:50] ---**
Yes?
**[01:51] ---**
I want you to go immediately
and gather reference material!
**[01:53] ---**
R-Reference material?
**[01:55] ---**
I want you to go to the date spots
that young people favor these days
**[01:57] ---**
and capture it on that camera!
**[01:59] ---**
W-Well, but...
**[02:01] ---**
I have absolutely no idea
about trendy date spots.
**[02:04] ---**
Oh, "Quit arguing! Your mistress
is in dire straits! Hurry up and go!"
**[02:08] ---**
Is that it?
**[02:08] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
***SIGN*** Tokyo Date Spots
**[02:11] ---**
Oh, man...
**[02:13] ---**
I've never gone on a date before.
**[02:16] ---**
*A rare modern youth indeed.*
**[02:18] ---**
Please leave it.
**[02:19] ---**
*Alrighty. Leaving it.*
**[02:21] ---**
Let's see, where in the world should I go?
**[02:24] ---**
When it comes to dates,
shouldn't you look at Harajuku?
**[02:26] ---**
I said, leave it!
**[02:28] ---**
Harajuku...
**[02:28] ---**
Wait, what?!
**[02:31] ---**
Um... Um... Um, um, um, um...
**[02:34] ---**
I-I-I-I-Is... Is... Is that you, Maria?!
**[02:38] ---**
Yes.
**[02:40] ---**
I didn't recognize your for a moment
without your uniform.
**[02:43] ---**
I was wondering who this
fashionable young lady was!
**[02:46] ---**
I wear clothes like this once
in a while, too, you know.
**[02:49] ---**
Oh, by the way, would you mind
if I came along with you?
**[02:52] ---**
What?
**[02:53] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[02:57] ---**
* Whosoever commands the butlers,*
* commands the world!*
**[03:01] ---**
* The Great Butler War that will*
* shake up the world has just begun!*
**[03:06] ---**
A date with Maria?!
**[03:08] ---**
Ah-ha, I get it.
**[03:09] ---**
The punch line to this episode will be
that it was all a dream.
**[03:11] ---**
Yeah! That's got to be it!
**[03:13] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[03:16] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[03:18] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[03:24] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[03:29] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[03:35] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[03:40] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[03:46] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[03:51] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[03:56] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[04:02] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[04:08] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[04:10] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[04:13] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[04:18] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[04:21] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[04:24] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[04:42] ---**
Must-See! Complete Autumn 2007 Guide of the
Latest Fashionable Date Spots for the Young and Hip
**[04:46] ---**
I see.
**[04:48] ---**
So, the Miss asked to be left alone?
**[04:51] ---**
Yes, it went like this...
**[04:53] ---**
Oh, a flashback? I appreciate you
taking the trouble to do it.
**[04:56] ---**
It's... no... good...
**[04:59] ---**
I just can't draw!
**[05:01] ---**
I know!
**[05:01] ---**
I can't concentrate
because there are people around!
**[05:03] ---**
"People"? D-Do you mean me?
**[05:06] ---**
Maria, I will give you the day off today!
**[05:08] ---**
Tell Klaus the same thing!
I want to be alone!
**[05:11] ---**
I see...
**[05:13] ---**
Mr. Klaus! She actually...
**[05:15] ---**
What?!
**[05:17] ---**
* There are various people working*
* at the Sanzenin estate,*
**[05:21] ---**
* but there are no people*
* in the main building,*
**[05:22] ---**
*because Nagi dislikes servants.*
**[05:25] ---**
So, that's what happened.
**[05:27] ---**
That last image was
a total mystery, though...
**[05:29] ---**
First, an order to collect reference
material, and now sending people away?
**[05:32] ---**
She's acting like some popular manga author.
**[05:34] ---**
She suddenly tells me to take time off,
**[05:36] ---**
but I don't especially
have anything to do...
**[05:38] ---**
And so,
**[05:40] ---**
I will go out with you today.
**[05:42] ---**
Go out with me?!
**[05:45] ---**
Go... Go...
**[05:46] ---**
Would it be a bother?
**[05:48] ---**
No, no, no, no, no, that is, uh, well...
**[05:50] ---**
For you to go out with someone like me is...
**[05:54] ---**
I thought I would go with you
to help gather Nagi's reference material.
**[05:59] ---**
What?!
**[06:00] ---**
Oh, that's what you meant.
**[06:02] ---**
Of course!
**[06:04] ---**
Ooh! Smooth sailing! Smooth sailing!
**[06:06] ---**
How are you doing?!
**[06:06] ---**
Miss!
**[06:08] ---**
You are so cruel to suddenly
make me take the day off!
**[06:10] ---**
This decrepit old man has nowhere to go!
**[06:13] ---**
Shut up!
**[06:14] ---**
Go to an arcade or an internet café!
Surely, you can kill a day's worth of time!
**[06:17] ---**
* Don't cry, Klaus. It's disgraceful*
* for a man of your age!*
**[06:24] ---**
Whoa... Couples...
**[06:28] ---**
Couples...
**[06:29] ---**
What is the matter?
**[06:31] ---**
Uh, no, perhaps it's because
I've gotten used to life on the estate,
**[06:34] ---**
I felt a bit dizzy.
**[06:35] ---**
But I must make sure I collect good
reference material for the Miss!
***SIGN*** Shonen Yonday
**[06:42] ---**
Let's see... What else should I photograph?
**[06:46] ---**
I would say you absolutely
cannot miss Takeshita Street.
**[06:48] ---**
Takeshita Street?
**[06:49] ---**
Yes, as I recall,
**[06:52] ---**
first, at the entrance
is "The Energizer House".
**[06:54] ---**
There is also the Tunnels' Valentine House,
**[06:56] ---**
Mr. Tokoro and Nori-P...
**[06:58] ---**
Um, what era are we talking about?
**[07:01] ---**
And that's the famous Mar...
**[07:03] ---**
N-No! Even with it bleeped,
that's just no good!
**[07:06] ---**
How strange. They're all gone.
**[07:09] ---**
Yes... I imagine they closed up
shop quite a while ago.
**[07:12] ---**
* As we have repeatedly noted,*
* Maria is a young and fresh 17-year-old.*
**[07:17] ---**
Well, you know,
I did bring a guidebook, so...
**[07:20] ---**
Shall we try walking around this area?
**[07:23] ---**
Huh? Maria?
**[07:26] ---**
Maria, could it be that you want
to check out those clothes?
**[07:30] ---**
What? Uh, n-no!
**[07:31] ---**
Oh, please! I don't care
about the latest fashion
***SIGN*** I want to look
**[07:34] ---**
or have any desire to try on trendy outfits
or love getting dressed up!
**[07:36] ---**
I totally, absolutely don't! Not one bit!
**[07:38] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[07:39] ---**
But I think it might help
with the Miss's reference materials,
**[07:42] ---**
so let's check it out.
**[07:43] ---**
Y-You have a point!
I guess we have no choice!
**[07:45] ---**
Then, just for a bit!
***SIGN*** Über Beauty
**[07:47] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[07:49] ---**
Hayate, look! So many cute outfits!
**[07:53] ---**
Oh, this one-piece is cool, too!
**[07:55] ---**
Please feel free to take
your time looking around.
**[07:58] ---**
*Maria's still just a normal girl.*
**[08:00] ---**
Um...
**[08:01] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[08:02] ---**
Hayate, would it be all right
if I maybe tried some things on?
**[08:11] ---**
Well, now!
**[08:14] ---**
Incredible!
**[08:16] ---**
Yay!
**[08:17] ---**
Hey, you're in the way! Shoo! Shoo!
**[08:19] ---**
But you're amazing.
Everything looks really good on you.
**[08:23] ---**
Oh, please.
**[08:24] ---**
Starting now, please call me
the Ebi-chan of the anime world.
**[08:28] ---**
*You're letting it go to your head.*
**[08:29] ---**
Who cares?!
**[08:30] ---**
*Okay, okay.*
**[08:31] ---**
She looks good! She's fantastic!
She's being Ebi-ish!
**[08:32] ---**
Oh, are you the boyfriend?!
**[08:34] ---**
What?
**[08:35] ---**
B-B-B-Boyfriend?!
**[08:37] ---**
The boyfriend should try
things on, too! Yup, yup!
**[08:39] ---**
I'll coordinate a cool outfit
for you guys! Yup, yup!
**[08:43] ---**
I put you in those as a joke,
but you look really good in them!
**[08:45] ---**
Yup, yup, yup, yup!
**[08:47] ---**
You look fabulous! Yup, yup, yup!
**[08:49] ---**
You're awesome! Yup, yup!
**[08:51] ---**
You make a nice couple!
**[08:53] ---**
It's kind of embarrassing, isn't it?
**[08:55] ---**
O-Oh, man...
**[08:57] ---**
Ah! So delicious!
**[08:59] ---**
When you come to Harajuku,
you just have to get this!
**[09:02] ---**
But it's boring. Nothing except
the crêpe interests me.
**[09:06] ---**
I came because Yukiji said
**[09:07] ---**
an ethnic group that dances and sells
bamboo shoots lives in Harajuku.
**[09:11] ---**
It's weird...
**[09:13] ---**
*They are referring to the Bamboo Shoot Kids.*
**[09:14] ---**
* Incidentally, if you*
* don't know what that is,*
**[09:16] ---**
*ask an adult you know or ask Maria.*
**[09:19] ---**
Well, no helping it.
**[09:21] ---**
Once we finish eating,
let's go back to school and take a nap.
**[09:23] ---**
What?! We just got here!
**[09:25] ---**
And we've only been in 3 scenes!
**[09:30] ---**
If only there were something
to get excited about...
**[09:32] ---**
Oh, wait! There it is!
**[09:35] ---**
I-I feel bad about this.
**[09:37] ---**
You ended up buying
clothes for me as well...
**[09:40] ---**
N-Not at all.
**[09:41] ---**
Ooh!
**[09:42] ---**
That clearly dewy-eyed couple!
**[09:44] ---**
If it isn't our good friend, Hayata!
**[09:46] ---**
I had no idea Hayata had such
a beauty for a girlfriend!
**[09:48] ---**
Wait, that's Little Nagi's maid!
**[09:50] ---**
Ooh! Hard to tell when she's out of uniform!
**[09:51] ---**
In other words, this is the butler
and maid's "love in Harajuku"!
**[09:54] ---**
All right! Since we're here,
let's liven up their date for them!
**[09:59] ---**
Part of a teacher's job is to lecture
**[10:01] ---**
about the pure and righteous
ABCs of dating to one's pupils!
**[10:04] ---**
Job? She's just having fun.
**[10:06] ---**
But this is pretty interesting!
**[10:08] ---**
Hey, hey, if they get married,
do you think we'll get to deliver a speech?!
**[10:12] ---**
A speech?! We'll be the guests of honor!
**[10:14] ---**
We'll be leading the toasts!
Swallowing Dom Pérignon whole!
**[10:16] ---**
So! Get them!
**[10:18] ---**
Off we go!
**[10:23] ---**
*Uh, the silence is kind of awkward...*
**[10:26] ---**
*What should I talk about at times like this?*
**[10:29] ---**
Th-That store attendant called us a couple.
**[10:34] ---**
It's odd, isn't it? A couple?
**[10:40] ---**
*Actually, when you get down to it...*
**[10:42] ---**
*Why am I feeling so nervous?*
**[10:45] ---**
Um...
**[10:45] ---**
Um...
**[10:46] ---**
What?
**[10:46] ---**
What?
**[10:48] ---**
Oh, I should get some ph-ph-photos
of this area for the M-Miss, too!
**[10:51] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Yes, I agree. I agree!
**[10:53] ---**
I'll take it for you, if you'd like.
**[10:54] ---**
What?
**[10:55] ---**
*Is that supposed to be a disguise?*
**[10:57] ---**
*It's just some afro wigs...*
**[10:59] ---**
What afro-ish people, ruining the
fashionable atmosphere of Harajuku.
**[11:03] ---**
Um, who might you be?
**[11:05] ---**
Exactly who I look like!
A super genius photographer!
**[11:07] ---**
And her assistants!
**[11:08] ---**
This enthusiasm... I don't feel like this
is the first time I've met them.
**[11:12] ---**
Are they people you knew in a past life?
**[11:14] ---**
*Both of them were feeling so nervous,*
**[11:17] ---**
* they weren't even able to*
* see through these simple disguises.*
**[11:20] ---**
*The afro is to be feared!*
**[11:21] ---**
Ah! The photographer in me
is itching to get to work!
**[11:24] ---**
Please let me photograph you guys!
**[11:25] ---**
No, thank you.
**[11:26] ---**
All right! Let's put out
a photographic collection!
**[11:27] ---**
The title will be "Journal
of Love 2007"! It's settled!
**[11:30] ---**
Settled!
**[11:31] ---**
Thank you very much. Then, please...
**[11:34] ---**
Wait, why are you going along with this?!
**[11:35] ---**
But since they offered...
**[11:37] ---**
No!
**[11:37] ---**
They're suspicious, no matter how
you look at them! Too suspicious!
**[11:40] ---**
You are too unguarded!
**[11:42] ---**
That's good.
**[11:42] ---**
You'd let them take tons of photos once
they're got you going, wouldn't you?!
**[11:42] ---**
That's good! That's good!
**[11:44] ---**
It's dangerous!
**[11:45] ---**
These types of people pretend
to take normal photos
**[11:46] ---**
Get closer together! Closer!
**[11:47] ---**
and gradually move on to more extreme...
**[11:47] ---**
Okay, let's go for a smooch!
**[11:49] ---**
Hey, please stop!
**[11:50] ---**
I swear!
**[11:51] ---**
We're going to call it quits for Harajuku
now and go somewhere else!
**[11:54] ---**
A-All right.
**[11:55] ---**
Why would they leave?
**[11:57] ---**
Is it just me, or do they seem
to find us annoying?
**[11:59] ---**
They're just being shy.
**[12:00] ---**
So cute!
**[12:01] ---**
* And so, the two moved on*
* to the next date spot.*
**[12:05] ---**
*In the meantime...*
**[12:10] ---**
*The Miss's pen was still at a standstill.*
**[12:14] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[12:16] ---**
Maria! Tea!
**[12:18] ---**
Oh, right. I'm all alone
at the residence right now, aren't I?
**[12:22] ---**
Well, maybe a little walk will be
a nice change of scenery.
**[12:26] ---**
Th-This is Hayate's room...
**[12:30] ---**
And the door has been... left ajar...
**[12:34] ---**
No, I shouldn't!
**[12:36] ---**
Entering his room without his permission?!
**[12:38] ---**
Every person is entitled
to their own privacy!
**[12:41] ---**
Whew. I shook off the urge.
**[12:47] ---**
Oh! Is this a trick of fate?!
Or is it the deed of a passionate heart?!
**[12:50] ---**
M-My pen...
**[12:51] ---**
I-In this case, as I expect...
**[12:57] ---**
Keep dawdling and I'm leaving you behind.
(Boyya-boya-shiteru to oitecchaimasu yo.)
**[13:01] ---**
I will happily accompany you. Heart.
(Yorokonde tsuite mairimasu. Haato.)
**[13:04] ---**
Th-There was no helping it, all right?
**[13:06] ---**
*With what?*
**[13:07] ---**
To go get the pen I dropped,
I had no choice.
**[13:10] ---**
*So you went in.*
**[13:11] ---**
It was beyond my control.
**[13:12] ---**
*Who are you making excuses to?*
**[13:15] ---**
B-Besides, it's Hayate's fault, too.
**[13:17] ---**
When you go out, you should
at least lock your door...
**[13:21] ---**
H-H-His desk!
**[13:23] ---**
S-So, this is where Hayate...
**[13:27] ---**
...always sits and studies...
**[13:31] ---**
Wh-What am I doing?!
**[13:35] ---**
I can't believe myself.
**[13:36] ---**
Why am I so worked up over a little
thing like going into a boy's room?
**[13:39] ---**
B-But I feel a bit sick,
so I guess I'll try lying down...
**[13:46] ---**
It's only because I feel sick, all right?!
**[13:48] ---**
*You don't need to keep making excuses.*
**[13:57] ---**
Wait! What's the point
of doing this anyway?!
**[13:59] ---**
This is bad! I'm starting
to feel sort of dizzy!
**[14:01] ---**
I'm going back to draw my manga.
**[14:04] ---**
Let's see... my pen... my pen...
**[14:06] ---**
My pen...?!
**[14:08] ---**
Th-This is!
**[14:09] ---**
* Could this be the thing*
* every teenage boy hides?!*
**[14:12] ---**
*Full of women's bodies...?!*
**[14:14] ---**
* Hayate's keeping stuff like*
* that behind my back?!*
**[14:16] ---**
*No, knowing Hayate, surely not!*
**[14:17] ---**
But as his mistress,
and his girlfriend, I...
***SIGN*** Wonderful Big Brother
**[14:24] ---**
"Wonderful Big Brother"!
**[14:26] ---**
He swings that way?!
**[14:31] ---**
*She wasn't able to accept it.*
**[14:33] ---**
*Oh!*
**[14:34] ---**
* The Miss has found my favorite reading*
* material that I had stashed away!*
**[14:37] ---**
* So you're the one that swings*
* that way? Bastard.*
***SIGN*** Kaminarimon
**[14:40] ---**
Oh, my!
**[14:41] ---**
Are we in Asakusa?
**[14:43] ---**
Yes, just 30 minutes by subway.
***SIGN*** Fortunes 100 yen
**[14:45] ---**
Medium Luck. What about you, Hayate?
**[14:47] ---**
Please don't ask.
***SIGN*** Big Misfortune
**[14:49] ---**
Hot! That's hot! Hot!
**[14:51] ---**
Please settle down before eating.
**[14:53] ---**
Hayate!
**[14:54] ---**
Huh?
**[14:55] ---**
Please look at this!
**[14:56] ---**
Let me see.
**[14:57] ---**
Oh, that's cute!
**[15:09] ---**
Wh-Whoa, I forgot and
I've been enjoying myself normally!
**[15:12] ---**
I can't believe myself!
Grabbing Hayate's sleeve?!
**[15:15] ---**
How could I act so boldly?!
**[15:19] ---**
Sir? Ma'am? How'd you like a ride?
**[15:22] ---**
We'll make it cheap for you!
**[15:24] ---**
A r-rickshaw?
**[15:25] ---**
The newest date spots in season right now!
**[15:28] ---**
We'll guide you to them all!
**[15:30] ---**
This is perfect for the
manga reference material.
**[15:32] ---**
Th-That's true.
**[15:34] ---**
Then...
**[15:35] ---**
Please take us for a ride.
**[15:36] ---**
Just leave it to me.
**[15:39] ---**
Here we go!
**[15:40] ---**
We're totally going!
**[15:43] ---**
Th-This is fast!
**[15:44] ---**
What incredible G-force!
**[15:45] ---**
On to a date course that'll cement
their love in one fell swoop!
**[15:48] ---**
Onward!
**[15:52] ---**
The Tanaka family's Jon, living in
East Koiwa of the Edogawa Ward,
**[15:55] ---**
is good at calculating!
**[15:56] ---**
This is... a date spot?
**[15:58] ---**
Not only that, but he's cheerfully
getting the answer wrong.
**[16:01] ---**
Next up, the Parasitological Museum!
**[16:04] ---**
Wh-What's the point of looking
at this during a date?
**[16:07] ---**
This is a bit...
**[16:08] ---**
May you have a long
and happy life like a parasite!
**[16:11] ---**
This is the most prominent haunted
spot in the Metropolitan area.
**[16:14] ---**
If you're lucky, you'll see the ghost
of a woman hanging from the ceiling.
**[16:16] ---**
D-D-D-Don't bring us around scary places!
**[16:19] ---**
This might be good in the summer...
***SIGN*** SynergySP
**[16:20] ---**
And the last spot is this! A company
that makes lots of interesting anime!
**[16:24] ---**
The person who plays Kirari
Tsukishima is here, too.
**[16:27] ---**
This is the finale?
**[16:29] ---**
Please be sure to eat properly
and get good sleep.
***SIGN*** Kaminarimon
**[16:33] ---**
How about it? Were you able to
immerse yourself in romance?
**[16:37] ---**
Uh, we're back to where we started...
**[16:39] ---**
But that was quite a valuable experience.
**[16:42] ---**
Well, if you say so, Maria.
**[16:45] ---**
Oh! My digital camera!
**[16:48] ---**
Come on! Come on!
Get that smooch on already!
**[16:48] ---**
Whoa! You're that fake photographer!
**[16:51] ---**
Smooch on!
**[16:52] ---**
So persistent!
**[16:54] ---**
The sea of Sumida is my sea!
**[16:56] ---**
We're setting sail!
**[16:57] ---**
We're getting on! We're getting on!
***SIGN*** Dessert Making Class
Instructor: Grazie Maki
***SIGN*** 27th Cake made with love
**[17:01] ---**
It's done!
**[17:04] ---**
It came out fantastic,
if I do say so myself.
**[17:05] ---**
I'm so glad I took the plunge
and came to this dessert making class!
**[17:08] ---**
My! This is fantabulous!
**[17:11] ---**
You're too kind.
***SIGN*** Hayate Love
**[17:12] ---**
All it takes is love.
**[17:13] ---**
It's superb, grazie!
**[17:16] ---**
I have never had a student
make such a magnificent cake!
**[17:20] ---**
How very kind of you. Grazie.
**[17:24] ---**
I've lost...
**[17:29] ---**
Looks like we managed to get away.
**[17:31] ---**
Yes.
**[17:31] ---**
Wait, hey!
**[17:33] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[17:35] ---**
We've put all this effort
into livening up your date,
**[17:36] ---**
so the least you could do
is smooch! One smooch!
**[17:39] ---**
Th-They're still coming after us.
**[17:41] ---**
What tiresome people.
**[17:43] ---**
*The way things are going,*
**[17:44] ---**
* I have a feeling they'll chase us*
* to the ends of the earth*
**[17:49] ---**
*until they get a photo of us k-k-kissing.*
**[17:50] ---**
*If I'm to... If I'm to protect Maria...!*
**[17:54] ---**
The ship's power doesn't
decide how well we can fight!
**[17:57] ---**
I'll show you!
**[17:58] ---**
Boom!
**[18:00] ---**
Leap out, youth!
**[18:02] ---**
Your head is mine!
**[18:04] ---**
I mean, where are you?!
Hiding is no use! No use! No use!
**[18:06] ---**
Ready or not...
**[18:07] ---**
Stay back!
**[18:08] ---**
D-Don't do anything stupid!
**[18:11] ---**
Come any closer and I'll jump!
**[18:13] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[18:14] ---**
Why are you suddenly saying this?!
**[18:16] ---**
What's this? What's this?
**[18:17] ---**
Is this what they commonly
call "the lovers' quarrel"?
**[18:20] ---**
I'm sorry. There's someone else that I love.
**[18:24] ---**
S-Someone... you love?
**[18:27] ---**
He's a crew member on a tuna fishing boat.
**[18:29] ---**
I don't get to see him
for over half of the year, but...
**[18:31] ---**
Y-You should forget
about a guy like that! I'll...
**[18:35] ---**
I can't!
**[18:37] ---**
Even if I can't see him...
**[18:38] ---**
Even then, I love him!
**[18:43] ---**
Y-You can't mean that!
**[18:45] ---**
I love him more than you,
more than medium fatty tuna,
**[18:47] ---**
more than the fattiest part of tuna!
**[18:50] ---**
So please forget about me!
**[18:52] ---**
Good-bye!
**[18:53] ---**
Wait!
**[18:56] ---**
W-Wait...
**[18:58] ---**
I... I...
**[19:00] ---**
I...
**[19:02] ---**
Ocean, you jerk!
**[19:06] ---**
Could it be... that we just...
**[19:09] ---**
Maybe we just witnessed
the death of a romance...
**[19:13] ---**
Poor Hayata...
**[19:15] ---**
Such is how fleeting and
heartrending first loves tend to be...
**[19:20] ---**
Let's leave the brokenhearted
boy alone for now.
**[19:25] ---**
Agreed.
**[19:26] ---**
Time will surely heal all wounds.
**[19:29] ---**
Let us keep what we saw
today stored in our memories
**[19:33] ---**
in the depths of our hearts.
**[19:36] ---**
* Having stored away the end of*
* a romance in the depths of their hearts...*
**[19:40] ---**
Now, then!
**[19:40] ---**
Let's go to Tsukishima to eat monjayaki!
**[19:43] ---**
Yeah!
**[19:44] ---**
*It is said that after this,*
**[19:45] ---**
* they never again recalled the events*
* that transpired today.*
**[19:54] ---**
Maria!
**[19:56] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:58] ---**
We managed to drive them away!
**[20:00] ---**
Thanks to your passionate performance.
**[20:02] ---**
Oh, no, it was nothing so great.
**[20:04] ---**
But I wonder what in the world
those people were up to.
**[20:08] ---**
Let's forget about them.
**[20:10] ---**
We'll probably never see them again anyway.
**[20:12] ---**
Now, shall we head home soon?
**[20:14] ---**
The Miss is sure to be waiting eagerly...
**[20:16] ---**
Please wait.
**[20:18] ---**
What is it?
**[20:19] ---**
Hayate...
**[20:21] ---**
How about going for a ride
in that to end the day?
**[20:29] ---**
Maria, thank you very much for today.
**[20:32] ---**
Not at all. I should
be the one thanking you.
**[20:35] ---**
But...
**[20:36] ---**
What?
**[20:36] ---**
Next time, I hope you get to go on a date
with someone you really love.
**[20:41] ---**
What? Well...
**[20:44] ---**
*H-How should I respond here?*
**[20:47] ---**
But before that happens...
**[20:48] ---**
Shall we bring Nagi along next time
and go on a date, the three of us?
**[20:52] ---**
Oh, yes! I'd love to!
**[20:54] ---**
Oh, then, let's take one last photo.
**[21:07] ---**
What do you think, Miss?
**[21:09] ---**
Don't you think the photos
turned out quite well?
**[21:12] ---**
We also went to places
like Harajuku and Asakusa
**[21:14] ---**
and got good reference photos,
**[21:16] ---**
so I'm sure you'll be able to...
**[21:17] ---**
...draw... a great manga...
**[21:24] ---**
Don't give me that crap!
**[21:29] ---**
Here I was, agonizing my head off
**[21:31] ---**
and you were enjoying yourself like a fool!
**[21:35] ---**
* So, why don't you go out*
* first thing this morning*
**[21:38] ---**
* and invite your boyfriend*
* or girlfriend on a romantic date?*
**[21:42] ---**
*Well, assuming you have someone, that is.*
**[21:44] ---**
*If you have someone...*
**[21:46] ---**
Hey, don't say potentially
offensive things to the audience!
**[21:49] ---**
* Next time, they'll be fighting*
* the troubles of an aging man.*
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru...
***SIGN*** Wataru & Saki's
***SIGN*** Illustration by Marina Inoue
**[23:27] ---**
And Saki's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
Hey! I'm Wataru Tachibana.
**[23:31] ---**
And I'm Saki Kijima.
**[23:33] ---**
Since the theme song for Rental Video Tachibana is finally ready,
**[23:36] ---**
we're here to let you hear it!
**[23:37] ---**
Wait, is this the shop's theme song?
**[23:40] ---**
That's right. Did you not know?
**[23:42] ---**
But it doesn't mention "Rental Video Tachibana" at all.
**[23:45] ---**
Well, you know how it is. It's one of those "image songs."
**[23:49] ---**
But don't just rent this song! Head out to the store and—
**[23:51] ---**
Young sir, wait! That's going too far!
**[23:52] ---**
Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[23:54] ---**
See you next time!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Goodness! To think I had become a coffee
plantation owner, comfortably retired.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] ---**
What a strange dream I had.
**[24:03] ---**
Go ahead. If you want to
retire, why don't you?
**[24:05] ---**
What?!
**[24:06] ---**
What could have gotten into Mr. Klaus?
He seems so depressed.
**[24:08] ---**
Nagi telling him to quit must have come as quite a shock.
**[24:11] ---**
I am my mistress's shadow.
**[24:12] ---**
If I feel I am no longer of any use to her
**[24:14] ---**
then I will simply fade away!
**[24:17] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:18] ---**
Klaus Is Japanese Because
His Name Is Written "Kurausu"
**[24:18] ---**
"Klaus Is Japanese Because
His Name Is Written 'Kurausu'".
**[24:20] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:21] ---**
Takamori Saigo's real name is Takenaga!
# 36 - Klaus Is Japanese Because His Name Is Written "Kurausu"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:17] ---**
**My name is Seishiro Kurausu.**
**[00:20] ---**
**I have retired as a butler**
**[00:21] ---**
**and now live as a plantation owner in Brazil.**
**[00:26] ---**
Wait! I have yet to retire!
**[00:28] ---**
I will be a Sanzenin butler to the very end!
**[00:31] ---**
There's nothing left for you to do.
**[00:35] ---**
And a replacement for Himegami's
been found already,
**[00:37] ---**
so I'm sure you've got no regrets left.
**[00:39] ---**
What could a beast know of my feelings?!
**[00:42] ---**
*Doesn't it bother you more
that the beast is talking?*
**[00:45] ---**
It looks like even that
poverty-stricken butler
**[00:47] ---**
will be able to manage
the spoiled little miss.
**[00:49] ---**
Hah! As if I could leave it in
the hands of that greenhorn!
**[00:52] ---**
I'm going back to Japan!
**[00:53] ---**
Oh, no, you aren't.
**[00:55] ---**
You're going to enjoy the rest of
your days here in Brazil with me!
**[00:59] ---**
What?!
**[00:59] ---**
No, not that!
**[01:01] ---**
Not that!
**[01:03] ---**
Tama! So it was you?!
**[01:06] ---**
**So it's a dream punch line
right off the bat this week?**
**[01:08] ---**
**Well, then, good-bye, everyone.**
**[01:12] ---**
There's no way a tiger would talk.
**[01:15] ---**
I must be tired.
**[01:17] ---**
Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors
**[01:18] ---**
What's this?
**[01:22] ---**
"Coffee plantation owner wanted in Brazil"?
**[01:25] ---**
How did this get into my room?
**[01:31] ---**
**Whosoever commands the
butlers, commands the world!**
**[01:36] ---**
**The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!**
**[01:41] ---**
"Klaus" is written as "kura"
as in "kurashiki (warehouse)"
**[01:42] ---**
and "usu" as in "usu-kine
(mortar and pounder)"
**[01:44] ---**
I am 100% Japanese!
**[01:47] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:50] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:52] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:58] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[02:03] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[02:08] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[02:14] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[02:20] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[02:25] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[02:30] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[02:36] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[02:41] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[02:44] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:47] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:52] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:55] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:58] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[03:16] ---**
Klaus is Japanese Because His
Name Is Written "Kurausu"
**[03:27] ---**
A good temperature.
**[03:33] ---**
*Ironing out the morning paper.*
**[03:34] ---**
*This is the butler's first
duty of the morning.*
**[03:41] ---**
As expected, the delayed
release of "Dragon Quest"
**[03:43] ---**
is affecting the price of the stock.
**[03:45] ---**
Goodness!
**[03:46] ---**
To think I had become a coffee
plantation owner, comfortably retired.
**[03:51] ---**
What a strange dream I had.
**[03:54] ---**
Go ahead.
**[03:55] ---**
Huh?
**[03:57] ---**
If you want to retire, why don't you?
**[03:59] ---**
What?!
**[04:00] ---**
Heavens, no!
**[04:02] ---**
I intend to spend the rest of my
days at the Sanzenin household!
**[04:04] ---**
I was merely speaking
of what I had dreamed...
**[04:07] ---**
According to Freud, dreams embody
your unconscious desires.
**[04:12] ---**
In the depths of your heart,
**[04:13] ---**
you are thinking you are tired
already and want to retire.
**[04:16] ---**
I-I am not!
**[04:18] ---**
Besides, if I were to leave,
the Sanzenin household would...
**[04:21] ---**
...have no problem whatsoever.
**[04:22] ---**
What?!
**[04:23] ---**
Hayate and Maria will take
care of the day-to-day things.
**[04:26] ---**
Oh, no need to worry about
asset management and such.
**[04:29] ---**
Especially with the recent IT-related stocks,
**[04:32] ---**
it's probably beyond your abilities already.
**[04:35] ---**
Anyway, I'll be fine.
**[04:43] ---**
I must not run. I must not run.
**[04:45] ---**
I must not run. I must not run.
**[04:46] ---**
Um, Mr. Klaus?
**[04:50] ---**
An AT Field! An emotional barrier, I see.
**[04:52] ---**
Oh, Maria.
**[04:54] ---**
Oh, I don't know anymore.
**[04:57] ---**
What could have gotten into Mr.
Klaus? He seems so depressed.
**[05:00] ---**
Yes, something must have come
as a great shock to him...
**[05:04] ---**
Oh!
**[05:05] ---**
Huh?
**[05:06] ---**
Aim for a Space Legacy?!
Mahal
**[05:06] ---**
No idea. Though, I did tell
him that he could quit.
**[05:09] ---**
You didn't have to take
his dream seriously...
**[05:12] ---**
Normally, if you have a butler who
has served you for many years...
**[05:17] ---**
You give them a room of
their own at the residence
**[05:20] ---**
and treat them like family...
**[05:23] ---**
It must have come as a
shock to be told to quit.
**[05:26] ---**
There's no way he'd quit
over something like that!
**[05:29] ---**
Deep inside, you must adore
Mr. Klaus very much, Miss.
**[05:34] ---**
H-He's just an easy character to mess with.
**[05:37] ---**
Then please don't tell him to quit.
**[05:41] ---**
He may be getting swallowed up
in Dirac's sea right about now.
**[05:44] ---**
Indeed.
**[05:45] ---**
Then go do an involuntary
salvage operation or something!
**[05:49] ---**
Understood.
**[05:50] ---**
What was that laugh for?!
**[05:53] ---**
I'm coming in.
**[05:59] ---**
Head Butler.
**[06:00] ---**
Oh, Maria, the Miss has
given me some time off.
**[06:04] ---**
I will spend the rest of my life in Brazil.
**[06:07] ---**
P-Please! There's no way the Miss
seriously wants you to quit, right?
**[06:11] ---**
But! But!
**[06:14] ---**
If you've made up your mind,
then it cannot be helped.
**[06:16] ---**
What?
**[06:17] ---**
I shall inform the Miss.
**[06:20] ---**
Wait! There may be some sense
to what the Miss says, too!
**[06:23] ---**
Dreaming of retirement...
**[06:24] ---**
It seems I have become less than
dedicated without realizing it!
**[06:27] ---**
I am thinking of going back to my days
**[06:29] ---**
when I was a footman aspiring
to become a butler!
**[06:31] ---**
A footman?
**[06:32] ---**
**Footmen are people who work under butlers.**
**[06:36] ---**
**Incidentally, there are no footmen
in the Sanzenin household.**
**[06:39] ---**
As a footman, I challenge Hayate
Ayasaki to a serving-the-Miss match!
**[06:44] ---**
What a way to stack the
odds against yourself.
**[06:46] ---**
Damn! Butting in needlessly!
**[06:48] ---**
I was almost on my way to
Brazil, just as I'd planned!
**[06:54] ---**
A-A serving-the-Miss match?
**[06:57] ---**
I don't recall asking you to
do anything so bothersome.
**[07:00] ---**
It was Mr. Klaus who suggested it, so...
**[07:03] ---**
You have certainly grown a lot
in a short amount of time, boy.
**[07:07] ---**
However, you have one fatal flaw!
**[07:10] ---**
Wh-What about me is...
**[07:12] ---**
Maybe it's how you look too
good when you cross-dress.
**[07:14] ---**
Now, now.
**[07:15] ---**
Boy, a butler is ultimately
his mistress's shadow.
**[07:19] ---**
You are too aware of
yourself as a protagonist!
**[07:21] ---**
But he *is* actually the protagonist,
so it can't be helped.
**[07:24] ---**
In fact, he is rather unassuming
for a protagonist...
**[07:27] ---**
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
**[07:30] ---**
A-At any rate, for the next 24 hours,
**[07:32] ---**
we will wield our skills as butlers
to the utmost to serve Miss Nagi!
**[07:36] ---**
In the unlikely event that my service
is less satisfactory than the boy's,
**[07:40] ---**
I will leave the estate!
**[07:42] ---**
What?!
**[07:45] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[07:46] ---**
I will compete with all my might,
so as not to insult the Head Butler!
**[07:55] ---**
*And thus, the serve-the-Miss match began.*
**[07:59] ---**
Boy, do you know what the most essential
skill is for a butler to have?
**[08:06] ---**
Well, like starting out hated,
**[08:08] ---**
but being thought of as a nice
person by the final episode?
**[08:10] ---**
Or swapping places with
one's mistress by chance
**[08:12] ---**
and ending up solving the case?
**[08:14] ---**
No!
**[08:15] ---**
To be inspired enough to
anticipate what's to come!
**[08:18] ---**
You need the ability to
read multiple steps ahead
**[08:19] ---**
to anticipate what your mistress desires!
**[08:24] ---**
For the nobility, the morning
begins with tea upon waking up!
**[08:27] ---**
Oh, if it's that, I already prepared it.
**[08:29] ---**
What?
**[08:31] ---**
Ah!
**[08:32] ---**
What?!
**[08:33] ---**
It is ready, Miss.
**[08:34] ---**
Thank you, Hayate.
**[08:36] ---**
Y-You fool!
**[08:37] ---**
In England, the land of butlers,
this is a duty that is so important
**[08:40] ---**
that there is a role specially
dedicated to making tea!
**[08:43] ---**
If you do not even know how to
properly make tea, you are no butler!
**[08:47] ---**
These are technically tea bags made for
the British Royal Household, though...
**[08:51] ---**
What?!
**[08:52] ---**
Ah! That sounds good!
**[08:54] ---**
Lemon or cream? Which would you like?
**[08:58] ---**
Listen here! Back in England, there
is no such thing as lemon tea!
**[09:02] ---**
Only milk tea exquisitely
prepared by the butler
**[09:05] ---**
serves to bolster the start of every day!
**[09:07] ---**
Then I'll go with lemon.
**[09:11] ---**
The lemon tea you made is good, Hayate.
**[09:14] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[09:15] ---**
Th-This can't be...
**[09:16] ---**
Nagi, please try to go a little easy on him.
**[09:20] ---**
It's wrong...
**[09:22] ---**
It's just wrong. Just wrong...
**[09:27] ---**
So you are going to school today, Miss?
**[09:30] ---**
Yes, because it would be mean
to mess with Klaus too much.
**[09:33] ---**
I see. But why?
**[09:36] ---**
It may not look it, but
Klaus and I go way back.
**[09:39] ---**
The fact that we know each other well
**[09:41] ---**
is precisely what makes
it worth messing with him.
**[09:49] ---**
Ah! Right now, I can get two
extra pieces with the bucket!
**[09:53] ---**
And it comes with nuggets to boot!
**[09:57] ---**
I-I wonder if they ran out of chicken...
**[10:06] ---**
It looks like he didn't
follow us all the way here.
**[10:09] ---**
So it appears.
**[10:10] ---**
You there!
**[10:11] ---**
Keep it down!
**[10:14] ---**
Miss!
**[10:22] ---**
Th-That's a piece of finely
polished silverware!
**[10:25] ---**
That is the symbol of a first-rate butler!
**[10:29] ---**
Zvaaaaam!!
**[10:31] ---**
Boy! I have quit being a human being!
**[10:34] ---**
Mr. Klaus!
**[10:35] ---**
Y-You're a Sanzenin household butler!
**[10:42] ---**
The word "butler" comes from one
who oversees the wine collection,
**[10:45] ---**
a permutation of "bouteillier"!
**[10:48] ---**
Wine! Vintage wine!
**[10:52] ---**
Violet Overdrive!
**[10:54] ---**
Damn!
**[10:55] ---**
Bordeaux! Burgundy!
**[10:57] ---**
I have no wine for a drunkard!
**[10:59] ---**
Kraaaash!
**[11:01] ---**
Stop right there!
**[11:02] ---**
They're both gone...
**[11:04] ---**
Yeah...
**[11:08] ---**
On sunny days like this,
playing hooky is the best!
**[11:12] ---**
It's even more relaxing when I think
of how everyone else is studying.
**[11:18] ---**
Now, if only we had a butler to make
us some tea, it would be perfect.
**[11:22] ---**
Sunlight Yellow Overdrive!
**[11:30] ---**
Switching places?!
**[11:32] ---**
Negoro Butler Ninja Skill, the
Switching Places Technique.
**[11:34] ---**
That was an unexpected nuisance.
**[11:37] ---**
Now, then...
**[11:38] ---**
M-My chronic back problem...
**[11:44] ---**
Oh! That's Nagi's head butler!
**[11:50] ---**
I'm looking for a perch.
(Tomari-gi o sagashite imasu.)
**[11:55] ---**
A bittersweet memory.
(Suppai omoide daze.)
**[11:59] ---**
What the?! Holy cow!
**[12:01] ---**
This is super first rate cake and tea!
**[12:04] ---**
Much appreciated!
**[12:05] ---**
I owe you my life, so I
wanted you to enjoy it.
**[12:09] ---**
Thank you! Let's dig in!
**[12:13] ---**
**"Thank you," huh?**
**[12:15] ---**
**A butler is his mistress's shadow,**
**[12:17] ---**
**but deep inside, he is always waiting
for that one word of thanks.**
**[12:22] ---**
This is better than the ones from
the shop by the train station!
**[12:24] ---**
And this tea has been poured exquisitely.
**[12:27] ---**
Just lovely!
**[12:27] ---**
I've found you!
**[12:29] ---**
Katsy!
**[12:30] ---**
Yukiji!
**[12:30] ---**
We have a really good reason for this!
**[12:32] ---**
I don't care about any of that!
**[12:33] ---**
Treat me, too!
**[12:36] ---**
Huh?
**[12:37] ---**
What on Earth are you going on about?
**[12:40] ---**
Play dumb, will you?!
**[12:41] ---**
You've got vintage stuff, don't you?!
**[12:43] ---**
Yukiji, you seem to be out for blood.
**[12:45] ---**
Sis! What are you doing being
so violent towards the elderly?!
**[12:48] ---**
The elderly?!
**[12:50] ---**
After all, he came falling
out of the sky just earlier.
**[12:52] ---**
He's a grandpa, and who knows when
something might happen to him.
**[12:55] ---**
RIP.
**[12:56] ---**
Well, sure, but...
**[13:00] ---**
M-Mr. Klaus?
**[13:04] ---**
Just how far could they have gone?
**[13:06] ---**
Well, Klaus has probably recovered by now.
**[13:11] ---**
Mr. Klaus!
**[13:19] ---**
Oh? Here I was wondering who you might be,
**[13:22] ---**
but if it isn't the renowned
Mr. Klaus of the butler world.
**[13:26] ---**
Judging by your appearance, you are
a butler of the Ohkouchi household.
**[13:29] ---**
My name is Himuro Saeki.
**[13:31] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
**[13:32] ---**
And this is Little Master Taiga.
**[13:34] ---**
I will pretend I did not hear that last part.
**[13:37] ---**
What?
**[13:38] ---**
Butlers have long considered it an honor
**[13:40] ---**
to be called by their master's name.
**[13:42] ---**
You are an Ohkouchi butler and
you do not even know that?!
**[13:46] ---**
Wow, I had no idea, Himuro.
**[13:49] ---**
Little Master! Petals!
**[13:50] ---**
Oh! R-Right!
**[13:52] ---**
To think you would cite an Edwardian
custom in our Heisei Era!
**[13:56] ---**
It is so difficult to see.
**[13:58] ---**
The sight of a formerly great
butler in his declining years.
**[14:01] ---**
Wha?!
**[14:02] ---**
It is sad that even as you
have grown feeble with age,
**[14:04] ---**
you still cling to your position.
**[14:11] ---**
Th-That was awesome, Himuro!
**[14:13] ---**
With reflexes like that,
**[14:15] ---**
you will not be able to protect your
mistress in her time of need, you know.
**[14:19] ---**
Perhaps you should retire and
think about living your own life.
**[14:25] ---**
You are young, Ohkouchi butler.
**[14:27] ---**
What?
**[14:29] ---**
I am my mistress's shadow.
**[14:31] ---**
Shadows never have their own
private lives to begin with!
**[14:34] ---**
If I see that I can no longer
be of use to my mistress,
**[14:37] ---**
all that is left is for me
to merely disappear quietly.
**[14:46] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[14:47] ---**
...he just found his resolve to step down?!
**[14:50] ---**
No way!
**[14:57] ---**
Is he serious?
**[15:00] ---**
Is there no way for us
to keep Mr. Klaus here?
**[15:03] ---**
We do have a trump card for that.
**[15:05] ---**
Really?!
**[15:06] ---**
Yes.
**[15:08] ---**
However, it will require
you to lend a helping body.
**[15:12] ---**
Oh, please. That would
be "lend a helping *hand*".
**[15:18] ---**
*I-I have a bad feeling about this.*
**[15:26] ---**
Ah, I have such fond memories of everything.
**[15:29] ---**
My life's purpose was to be
with the Sanzenin household
**[15:33] ---**
and to live out my days here.
**[15:36] ---**
But what the young Ohkouchi
butler said had some merit, too.
**[15:41] ---**
Perhaps it is high time I ended this...
**[15:47] ---**
Mr. Klaus.
**[15:59] ---**
I-I have met you somewhere before!
**[16:06] ---**
You are the sweet lady I saw in the garden!
**[16:09] ---**
This was a good idea, if I do say so myself!
**[16:11] ---**
Hayate's unique allure when dressed
in women's clothes would be effective
**[16:14] ---**
even in the gay town of Ni-chome, Shinjuku.
**[16:17] ---**
Even Mr. Klaus will surely
find comfort in this.
**[16:20] ---**
Wh-What is your name?
**[16:22] ---**
Ayasaki...
**[16:24] ---**
Ayasaki?
**[16:26] ---**
Oh! It's H-H-H-Hermione!
**[16:28] ---**
Ah! Hermione!
**[16:30] ---**
What a fantastic name! Like the
name of someone who can use magic!
**[16:35] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[16:37] ---**
The truth is, I am a goddess, who
lives in the estate's Yashagaike Pond.
**[16:41] ---**
Ah! I knew that you could
not be an ordinary lady!
**[16:48] ---**
Mr. Klaus,
**[16:50] ---**
I have been watching you all this
time from the bottom of the pond.
**[16:53] ---**
H-Have you really?!
**[16:55] ---**
You must not quit being the head butler.
**[16:57] ---**
You are still far too young for that.
**[17:02] ---**
What is the matter?
**[17:03] ---**
I have grown weak with old age and
even my hair is completely white.
**[17:07] ---**
That is not true.
**[17:09] ---**
You are a fine gentleman with graying hair!
**[17:13] ---**
I-I am, aren't I?!
**[17:14] ---**
I get that a lot at the adult
social club in Ikebukuro!
**[17:17] ---**
So you will no longer say
you will retire, right?!
**[17:20] ---**
But lately, I can barely lift my
arms because of my old shoulders...
**[17:24] ---**
Y-You're just a little
stiff, that's all. See?
**[17:31] ---**
Look at how stiff you are!
**[17:34] ---**
Stiff!
**[17:36] ---**
Please do my upper and lower back as well.
**[17:38] ---**
Certainly!
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, there. Right there. That's the spot.
**[17:44] ---**
**Please hurry up and get convinced!**
**[17:45] ---**
**You difficult bow-tied old man!**
**[17:50] ---**
Who the hell is Klaus talking to?
**[17:53] ---**
Further that way!
**[17:55] ---**
No, we cannot go there.
**[17:56] ---**
T-Time for a tasty treat!
**[18:01] ---**
Hermione, th-the truth is...
**[18:04] ---**
Honey!
**[18:10] ---**
To think I have grown senile
enough to be seeing things...
**[18:13] ---**
It backfired...
**[18:17] ---**
This tiger again!
**[18:20] ---**
Brazil Overseas Trips for Seniors
**[18:21] ---**
What's this?
**[18:29] ---**
Forgive me, man!
**[18:30] ---**
Tama, don't tell me you did
this for a female tiger?!
**[18:33] ---**
I've fallen in love with that female tiger!
**[18:37] ---**
But I'm a tiger, so I can't
get to Brazil all on my own!
**[18:40] ---**
And so you used Mr. Klaus?
**[18:43] ---**
You want to go to the plantation in Brazil.
**[18:45] ---**
You want to go. You want to go!
**[18:49] ---**
I just whispered that to him!
**[18:51] ---**
I'll tell you one thing.
**[18:52] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:55] ---**
There are no tigers in Brazil!
**[18:57] ---**
What?!
**[19:02] ---**
I know!
**[19:03] ---**
If I tell Mr. Klaus that
his dream about Brazil
**[19:05] ---**
wasn't the product of his subconscious,
**[19:07] ---**
but that it was Tama's underhanded plot...!
**[19:12] ---**
No, I can't say that.
**[19:13] ---**
I'd forgotten that no one
knows that Tama can talk...
**[19:56] ---**
Klaus!
**[19:57] ---**
What's the flower language for this flower?
**[20:00] ---**
Miss, it is loyalty to you.
**[20:03] ---**
Really?!
**[20:04] ---**
Yes, I just made it so.
**[20:11] ---**
This is for you!
**[20:16] ---**
Miss Nagi!
**[20:24] ---**
Mr. Klaus.
**[20:26] ---**
Mr. Klaus.
**[20:28] ---**
It no longer matters, boy.
**[20:31] ---**
There is nothing that I can do
that you are not capable of.
**[20:33] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[20:35] ---**
Miss Nagi!
**[20:37] ---**
This morning's Butler
Economy Marketing Journal
**[20:39] ---**
is soaked from the morning dew!
**[20:42] ---**
I can't read the stock market news!
**[20:47] ---**
Head Butler.
**[20:49] ---**
You have yet to teach me
how to iron the newspaper.
**[20:53] ---**
Boy!
**[20:54] ---**
If you can't even iron the newspaper,
the winner of the match is Klaus.
**[20:58] ---**
Miss!
**[21:01] ---**
Come on, Klaus!
**[21:07] ---**
It seems I have no choice.
**[21:16] ---**
A good temperature!
**[21:20] ---**
It seems Mr. Klaus has completely recovered.
**[21:23] ---**
Yes.
**[21:24] ---**
We owe it all to you, Miss.
**[21:26] ---**
He may not be much, but he is a
part of the Sanzenin household.
**[21:28] ---**
I would not wake up feeling
good if I had driven him away!
**[21:34] ---**
Shall we go make some lemon tea?
**[21:36] ---**
That is a good idea.
**[21:45] ---**
**Next time, they will not fight,**
**[21:47] ---**
**but instead, aim to coexist
with small animals.**
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:06] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:37] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:05] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru & Saki's
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru and...
**[23:27] ---**
Saki's...
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report!
**[23:29] ---**
With the sunny smile and the boyish charm,
**[23:31] ---**
I'm the manager of Rental Video
Tachibana, Wataru Tachibana!
**[23:34] ---**
And I help take care of him.
**[23:36] ---**
I'm the maid, Saki Kijima.
**[23:37] ---**
Now that the image song is ready to go,
**[23:39] ---**
maybe we should make some
promotional merchandise!
**[23:42] ---**
What do you think would sell well?
**[23:44] ---**
How about a rare glimpse
at Rental Video Tachibana's
**[23:46] ---**
clutzy maid in a pleasingly
embarassing situation?
**[23:48] ---**
What do you think? You *have* been
attracting more customers, lately.
**[23:52] ---**
Young sir, would you please stop it?!
**[23:54] ---**
Tachibana!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Hayate, what kind of girl
would you say is your type?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Uh, good question...
**[24:01] ---**
I think I like normal girls the best.
**[24:04] ---**
"Normal"?
**[24:04] ---**
I'm not sure you'd understand, miss...
**[24:07] ---**
How dare you?! Do you think I
can't become your ideal girl!?
**[24:12] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:13] ---**
"I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,
But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?"
**[24:13] ---**
I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,
But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?
**[24:16] ---**
**[24:16] ---**
I see! So, Hayate likes normal girls...
**[24:19] ---**
Did you know the lion statues in
front of certain apartment buildings
**[24:22] ---**
are called "shiisa" in Okinawa?
**[24:25] ---**
# 37 - I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl, But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:29] ---**
Where am I?
**[00:31] ---**
You're finally awake!
**[00:33] ---**
It's past 9 already!
**[00:34] ---**
Hurry up and go wash your
face. Breakfast's ready.
**[00:39] ---**
Oh, right, I stayed the night
over at the hamster's place.
**[00:44] ---**
Right, right.
**[00:46] ---**
Don't go back to sleep!
**[00:47] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?!
**[00:49] ---**
If you don't get up already,
you're gonna get this!
**[00:53] ---**
Here we go!
**[00:54] ---**
Take that! Is that the spot?!
**[00:55] ---**
You meanie! Stop this!
**[00:57] ---**
Does that hit the spot?!
**[01:00] ---**
*Whosoever commands the
butlers, commands the world!*
**[01:03] ---**
*The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!*
**[01:08] ---**
Ah! Hayate! It's me.
**[01:11] ---**
Yes, I will be coming home now.
**[01:15] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:18] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:20] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:26] ---**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:31] ---**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[01:37] ---**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[01:42] ---**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[01:48] ---**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[01:53] ---**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[01:58] ---**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[02:04] ---**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[02:09] ---**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[02:12] ---**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:15] ---**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:20] ---**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:23] ---**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:26] ---**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[02:45] ---**
I Want to Go Back to Being an Ordinary Girl,
But Buy My Character Songs, Okay?
**[02:50] ---**
WHAT?!
**[02:53] ---**
What is the matter, Miss?!
**[02:55] ---**
Wait... What?
**[02:57] ---**
Hayate!
**[02:58] ---**
Yes?
**[02:59] ---**
What kind of girl do you prefer?!
**[03:02] ---**
Pardon?
***SIGN*** Special Feature 2
Good-looking Guys
**[03:05] ---**
Special Feature 1
Popular Girls
**[03:06] ---**
I-It's not that I'm doubting
your feelings for me.
**[03:10] ---**
It's just... How to put this?
I'm checking, just in case.
**[03:13] ---**
"Romantic Fortune for Sagittarius."
**[03:16] ---**
What are you looking at?!
**[03:17] ---**
"Signs point to an impending crisis.
**[03:19] ---**
"Your partner may be getting
tired of your spoiled ways.
**[03:22] ---**
"Pay more attention to
what your partner likes."
**[03:25] ---**
Is that what's bothering you?
**[03:26] ---**
Maria!
**[03:28] ---**
I swear!
**[03:29] ---**
Darn it! Answer me, Hayate! What
kind of girl do you prefer?!
**[03:33] ---**
What? Um...
**[03:35] ---**
What do you consider to be
the ideal married life?!
**[03:39] ---**
What comes first? Dinner or a bath or me?!
**[03:41] ---**
How many kids do you want?!
**[03:42] ---**
Th-That's so many questions at once...
**[03:45] ---**
Why can't you answer me?!
**[03:47] ---**
I won't forgive you if
you hide things from me!
**[03:49] ---**
P-Please!
**[03:51] ---**
Fielding such spoiled demands, you
must find it so tiresome, Hayate.
**[03:55] ---**
What?
**[03:57] ---**
N-No, not at all...
**[04:00] ---**
Let me think... My preference...
**[04:03] ---**
Your preference is?
**[04:04] ---**
In the end, I like ordinary girls.
**[04:07] ---**
O-Ordinary?
**[04:08] ---**
Yes. I think being ordinary
is extremely precious.
**[04:11] ---**
No parents shackling me
with a debt of 150 million.
**[04:14] ---**
No being targeted by "very generous people".
**[04:16] ---**
To marry an ordinary person
and have an ordinary family...
**[04:19] ---**
I have thoughts along those lines...
**[04:21] ---**
Ordinary?
**[04:22] ---**
I think your life up to now has
been too far out of the ordinary.
**[04:27] ---**
Ordinary...
**[04:28] ---**
Well, I'm sure someone like
you wouldn't understand, Miss.
**[04:32] ---**
What?
**[04:34] ---**
What did you just say?!
**[04:36] ---**
Huh?
**[04:36] ---**
As I said, someone like you wouldn't...
**[04:39] ---**
You fool!
**[04:41] ---**
Oh, Nagi!
**[04:44] ---**
D-Did I say something that angered her?
**[04:48] ---**
Yes, though I doubt someone
like you could understand.
**[04:56] ---**
Make a fool of me, will he?!
**[04:58] ---**
Is he saying I could
never be his ideal girl?!
**[05:02] ---**
All right, since it's come to this...!
**[05:05] ---**
What?!
**[05:07] ---**
The Miss has run away from home again?!
**[05:09] ---**
Yes, I just received a call
from members of the SP unit.
**[05:13] ---**
This is troubling.
**[05:15] ---**
What could her reason be
for running away this time?
**[05:19] ---**
*You're always the reason, you know... *
**[05:26] ---**
Welcome!
**[05:28] ---**
Thanks a lot!
**[05:30] ---**
If I hang around places like
this, can I attain the ordinary?
**[05:33] ---**
But this is a bit...
**[05:36] ---**
Oh, pull yourself together, Nagi Sanzenin!
**[05:40] ---**
I have to master being ordinary,
no matter what it takes,
**[05:42] ---**
and become Hayate's ideal girl!
**[05:45] ---**
I'm absolutely not going home until I do!
**[05:47] ---**
Now, come and get me,
ordinary! I'm your opponent!
**[05:53] ---**
There it is! Ordinary!
**[05:55] ---**
Huh?
**[05:56] ---**
I found it! I-I-I found ordinary!
**[05:59] ---**
What are you doing here, Little Sanzenin?
**[06:01] ---**
**Ayumu Nishizawa.**
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa
**[06:04] ---**
*She freely wields the ordinary
under any and all circumstances.*
***SIGN*** Alignment: Ordinary
***SIGN*** Race: Ordinary
**[06:07] ---**
*The most ordinary life form
in "Hayate the Combat Butler"!*
***SIGN*** Ability: Ordinary
***SIGN*** Ordinary
***SIGN*** Ordinary
**[06:12] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?!
Excuse me for being ordinary!
**[06:15] ---**
Yeah, seriously!
**[06:16] ---**
What?!
**[06:17] ---**
Of all people, you being
ordinary is a problem.
**[06:20] ---**
What is this?! You're not making any sense!
**[06:22] ---**
What's a mere hamster doing here anyway?!
**[06:26] ---**
I'm free to go wherever I choose, aren't I?!
**[06:28] ---**
Or rather, quit calling me "hamster" already!
**[06:31] ---**
Humph!
**[06:32] ---**
Oh!
**[06:35] ---**
*That's it! *
**[06:36] ---**
*If I observe her, I may be
able to master the ordinary! *
**[06:40] ---**
Honestly! What was that all about anyway?
**[06:45] ---**
Stare!
**[06:47] ---**
Hey! Why are you following me?!
**[06:50] ---**
Do you have some problem with being followed?
**[06:52] ---**
I do! I'm about to go shopping!
**[06:55] ---**
That's perfect!
**[06:56] ---**
I wanted to see what
ordinary shopping is like!
**[06:59] ---**
Huh?
**[07:01] ---**
Wh-Why does it end up like this?
**[07:06] ---**
Ah! So this is a station!
**[07:09] ---**
I know about these! This is where
you get on and off trains, right?
**[07:13] ---**
I'd seen them in mangas, but I
never imagined that they were real.
**[07:16] ---**
*Oh, man. Does she really mean to follow me? *
**[07:19] ---**
All right!
**[07:30] ---**
I'm being bullied!
**[07:32] ---**
I am being bullied by the station!
**[07:34] ---**
I'm against bullying!
**[07:36] ---**
Just because I'm not ordinary!
**[07:37] ---**
I'm against discrimination!
**[07:39] ---**
You can go in if you pay.
**[07:46] ---**
Honestly! Why did I have to buy her a ticket?
**[07:50] ---**
Now! We will finally be
boarding a train, won't we?!
**[08:05] ---**
Oh, you perv!
**[08:07] ---**
Impossible!
**[08:09] ---**
I cannot get on it!
**[08:11] ---**
Is it ordinary to get on board
at those kinds of speeds?
**[08:14] ---**
Huh?!
**[08:15] ---**
Th-That was a super-express!
Ordinary trains will come by, too!
**[08:19] ---**
What?! Then that wasn't ordinary?!
**[08:22] ---**
What the heck...
**[08:29] ---**
Wow!
**[08:31] ---**
Look! The scenery is scrolling
sideways and it's just flying by!
**[08:36] ---**
Hey, where's the driver's seat?
**[08:38] ---**
I want to try driving it, too.
**[08:39] ---**
What?!
**[08:40] ---**
There's no way you can do that!
**[08:43] ---**
This isn't some video game!
**[08:45] ---**
Oh, you can't? I'm good at the
"Pop by Train" game, though.
**[08:53] ---**
H-Hey...
**[08:55] ---**
Huh?
**[08:57] ---**
What's wrong?
**[08:59] ---**
Everyone is sitting on my
seat without my permission.
**[09:02] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:03] ---**
Of course, they are! This
seat isn't just for us!
**[09:07] ---**
What?! It's not?!
**[09:09] ---**
No way! You don't even know stuff like that?!
**[09:12] ---**
Oh, please! I mean, ordinarily,
that's common sense!
**[09:15] ---**
D-Don't talk about everything being
ordinary, like you're proud of it!
**[09:32] ---**
You know, I've been wondering
about this for a while now,
**[09:35] ---**
but why are you so hung
up on what's ordinary?
**[09:37] ---**
It's none of your business!
**[09:39] ---**
But you're the one who
attached yourself to me!
**[09:44] ---**
Come on, hurry!
**[09:47] ---**
What? We're going to walk that far?
**[09:50] ---**
That's right. The store's
about 500 meters from here.
**[09:54] ---**
Why didn't we go all the
way there on the train?
**[09:57] ---**
Don't be ridiculous!
**[10:01] ---**
Wh-What's this?
**[10:03] ---**
Everyone's lined up!
**[10:03] ---**
I'd like 3.
**[10:05] ---**
Oh, excuse me!
**[10:06] ---**
Yes?
**[10:07] ---**
Is Koyuki's ultimate seafood
cake still available?
**[10:09] ---**
Yes, you're still fine.
**[10:11] ---**
All right! Talk about lucky!
**[10:13] ---**
Could this be what they call "the line"?!
**[10:15] ---**
The thing that always
appears on the release date
**[10:18] ---**
of new video games and
limited anime merchandise?!
**[10:20] ---**
Yup! It's a super popular cake
and they only make 50 every day.
**[10:24] ---**
Today, my parents and little
brother are gone on a trip,
**[10:27] ---**
so I'm going to totally enjoy
the cake all by myself!
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, I'm not sharing any of it with you.
**[10:33] ---**
I don't want any.
**[10:34] ---**
Being ordinary means wanting
awfully stupid things, doesn't it?
**[10:37] ---**
I'm *absolutely* not sharing it!
**[10:42] ---**
Hey, it's not moving at all.
**[10:44] ---**
Patience. Patience.
**[10:45] ---**
Things taste especially good when
you have to wait a long time.
**[10:49] ---**
Wait. Huh?
**[10:50] ---**
Wh-Where could she have gone?
**[10:53] ---**
Hey! Hamster!
**[10:56] ---**
Over here!
**[10:57] ---**
Honestly! What do you want?!
**[11:00] ---**
Rejoice!
**[11:00] ---**
I was able to buy their limited
product without getting in line.
**[11:05] ---**
Thank you very much for your purchase.
**[11:07] ---**
The 3-piece limited edition 18-karat
gold XPS360 comes to 5 million yen.
**[11:12] ---**
I-I do not want it!
**[11:14] ---**
What?!
**[11:18] ---**
I'll take it all!
(Zenbu kure!)
**[11:22] ---**
It's Mister Rerere!
(Rerere no ojisan da!)
**[11:24] ---**
What?
**[11:28] ---**
H-Hayate, how about getting a
photo booth sticker together?
**[11:31] ---**
What?!
**[11:33] ---**
Ooh, she said it!
**[11:34] ---**
Ayumu, hang in there!
**[11:36] ---**
Uh, but I have to go to work now.
**[11:39] ---**
It won't take long! So, come
on! You know, in commemoration!
**[11:42] ---**
Okay? Okay? Okay?
**[11:43] ---**
In commemoration? Of what?
**[11:45] ---**
Uh, um...
**[11:47] ---**
To commemorate you going to work...?
**[11:49] ---**
Huh?
**[11:50] ---**
Anyway, just one! I only want one!
**[11:50] ---**
Whoa, Miss Nishizawa!
**[11:55] ---**
The ultimate seafood cake is sold out.
**[12:00] ---**
The limited cake...
**[12:02] ---**
Now, don't be so disappointed.
**[12:03] ---**
Hey, whose fault do you think this is?!
**[12:16] ---**
In the end, I was only able to
get the leftover cream puffs.
**[12:19] ---**
This is what happens to you
**[12:21] ---**
when you try to do things
that you normally don't do.
**[12:23] ---**
After all the trouble I've gone
to learn the ordinary, too.
**[12:26] ---**
This won't serve as any
kind of reference now.
**[12:28] ---**
Why is it that everything you
say has to be so spiteful?
**[12:32] ---**
Sheesh! I'm having your
family come pick you up.
**[12:36] ---**
Tell me your phone number.
**[12:41] ---**
What is that?!
**[12:43] ---**
Hey, no peeking at my photo booth stickers!
**[12:46] ---**
You! This is unforgivable!
**[12:47] ---**
When in the world did you get
something like that with Hayate?!
**[12:50] ---**
Grin.
**[12:52] ---**
Hehe, are you jealous?
**[12:54] ---**
This photo booth sticker is
a memento for Hayate and me.
**[12:57] ---**
I-I have something, too!
**[12:59] ---**
Can't tell you!
**[13:01] ---**
Look!
**[13:01] ---**
I have Hayate's number at
the top of my address book!
***SIGN*** Address Book
Hayate Ayasaki
**[13:05] ---**
Wait, you have your own cell phone!
**[13:08] ---**
I won't tell you his number, hamster.
**[13:11] ---**
How about it? Jealous much?
**[13:13] ---**
I think I might be a bit jealous!
**[13:17] ---**
Since we're here, I'm going
to make it clear to you!
**[13:19] ---**
Hayate belongs to me, all right?!
**[13:22] ---**
What?!
**[13:23] ---**
Even if you're super ordinary, on
the order of being a World Heritage,
**[13:26] ---**
that's one fact that's never going to change!
**[13:28] ---**
H-Hah!
**[13:30] ---**
I bet he'll get tired of a
spoiled rich girl like you
**[13:32] ---**
and he'll leave you soon enough!
**[13:40] ---**
I-I'm not following you anywhere anymore!
**[13:44] ---**
Hurry up and get lost!
**[13:46] ---**
J-Just who do you think you are?!
**[13:48] ---**
You were bothering me to begin with anyway!
**[13:58] ---**
Come on.
**[14:01] ---**
I'll walk you home.
**[14:03] ---**
Leave me alone!
**[14:04] ---**
You could listen to me a little!
**[14:08] ---**
Ow!
**[14:11] ---**
You have blisters!
**[14:12] ---**
That's for walking all over the
place when you're not used to it!
**[14:15] ---**
I told you to leave me alone!
**[14:17] ---**
You should call home and have
someone come pick you up.
**[14:20] ---**
I'm absolutely not going home
until I've mastered the ordinary!
**[14:25] ---**
Then, do you want to come to my place?
**[14:28] ---**
I live nearby.
**[14:30] ---**
I know I mentioned this earlier,
but no one's home today,
**[14:33] ---**
so you can come over for now.
**[14:45] ---**
No helping it then.
**[14:46] ---**
If you insist, then I'll keep you company.
**[14:48] ---**
Oh, you're so stubborn!
**[14:53] ---**
Wow!
**[14:57] ---**
Sorry for the wait. Here you are.
**[15:00] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[15:06] ---**
Tasty, isn't it?
**[15:12] ---**
I-I'm sorry about earlier.
**[15:15] ---**
You missed buying the cake because of me...
**[15:20] ---**
I'm a bit surprised.
**[15:21] ---**
What?
**[15:22] ---**
I guess you *do* know how to properly
say "thank you" and "I'm sorry".
**[15:27] ---**
D-Don't mock me!
**[15:29] ---**
Even I know how to say such things.
**[15:34] ---**
This is good.
**[15:35] ---**
Right?! They cost 200 yen a piece!
**[15:39] ---**
Oh, it's that cheap?
**[15:42] ---**
What?!
**[15:43] ---**
But I don't know how you can
live in such cramped quarters.
**[15:46] ---**
I totally understand how figurines
must feel in their showcases now.
**[15:49] ---**
I-Is that what you say to a person
after you ate their cream puff?!
**[15:53] ---**
All right! Next, I'll
have you serve me dinner!
**[15:56] ---**
Keep bringing on the ordinary!
**[15:59] ---**
She's totally unrepentant...
**[16:03] ---**
Wow! So this is an ordinary dinner!
**[16:06] ---**
It's all frozen food, though.
**[16:13] ---**
What the heck?
**[16:15] ---**
Huh?
**[16:15] ---**
Everything's on a far smaller scale,
**[16:18] ---**
but "ordinary" is not so different
from what I normally do.
**[16:22] ---**
I see.
**[16:35] ---**
You know, if you weren't super rich,
you'd be a pretty ordinary girl, too.
**[16:41] ---**
Me? An ordinary girl?
**[16:43] ---**
I mean, you're stubborn and you hate to lose.
**[16:46] ---**
Wh-What was that?!
**[16:47] ---**
You get all worked up about the guy you like,
**[16:50] ---**
but the way you do it can be a bit cute, too.
**[16:55] ---**
You're a very ordinary girl.
**[17:03] ---**
That's right!
**[17:05] ---**
I'm an ordinary girl!
**[17:07] ---**
But Hayate just doesn't get it at all!
**[17:10] ---**
Hayate doesn't?
**[17:13] ---**
Huh, so that's why you were so
hung up about being ordinary.
**[17:16] ---**
That's exactly right.
**[17:18] ---**
I see! So Hayate likes ordinary girls!
**[17:22] ---**
I'm not going to lose!
**[17:24] ---**
Huh?
**[17:25] ---**
No matter what past you
might share with Hayate,
**[17:28] ---**
my bond with him will never waver
over a measly photo like that!
**[17:32] ---**
Huh? Photo? You mean,
the photo booth sticker?
**[17:35] ---**
Huh?
**[17:36] ---**
Oh, please. There's no way there's
anything so deep behind that thing.
**[17:40] ---**
Huh?!
**[17:43] ---**
What the heck?
**[17:45] ---**
Your story was almost shockingly devoid
of anything surprising or moving.
**[17:48] ---**
It certainly shows what a master
of the ordinary you are.
**[17:51] ---**
Ooh! The way you said that just bugs me!
**[17:54] ---**
It was a compliment, you
know. You should be happy.
**[17:58] ---**
This is my room.
**[18:00] ---**
You can use the bed. I'll
sleep in the living room.
**[18:04] ---**
Well, good night.
**[18:05] ---**
Hey!
**[18:07] ---**
Huh?
**[18:08] ---**
Uh, no, I mean...
**[18:10] ---**
I-I wouldn't mind sleeping with you.
**[18:14] ---**
I-I-I just thought you might
be scared to sleep by yourself.
**[18:18] ---**
I-I don't really care either way.
**[18:24] ---**
Then, shall we sleep together?
**[18:27] ---**
Yeah!
**[18:29] ---**
Oh, also...
**[18:30] ---**
Huh?
**[18:34] ---**
Inform Hayate that I will
be staying the night here.
**[18:37] ---**
What?!
**[18:39] ---**
Just this once! You hear me?!
**[18:41] ---**
O-O-Okay!
**[18:47] ---**
Oh, H-Hayate? It's me, Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[18:51] ---**
Um, uh...
**[18:53] ---**
Yeah, it's been a long time.
**[18:57] ---**
Wait!
**[18:58] ---**
Huh?
**[18:59] ---**
D-D-Don't turn that off.
**[19:02] ---**
All right.
**[19:03] ---**
Good night, Little Sanzenin.
**[19:05] ---**
"Nagi" is fine.
**[19:09] ---**
Good night, Little Nagi.
**[19:11] ---**
Good night, hamster.
**[19:13] ---**
Wha?!
**[19:14] ---**
*And thus, the night wore
on for the dreaming girls. *
**[19:18] ---**
*Now, next time, the butler battles
will finally reach a climax!*
**[19:22] ---**
*They will fight and fight and fight
their crazy, crazy, crazy hearts out! *
**[19:26] ---**
Incidentally...
**[19:27] ---**
Is that right?
**[19:29] ---**
Yes, I understand.
**[19:31] ---**
Then please take good care of
the Miss for me, Miss Nishizawa.
**[19:37] ---**
*Hayate had almost no screen
time in this episode, *
**[19:41] ---**
*so why is he here with no
events leading up to it? *
**[19:44] ---**
*On the contrary, he actually
had his screen time. *
**[19:52] ---**
*See? Right there.*
**[19:55] ---**
*And see? There as well.*
**[20:01] ---**
*And he was even here.*
**[20:06] ---**
Hurry it up, will you?
**[20:08] ---**
Oh, pardon me.
**[20:11] ---**
*Always ready to save Miss Nagi from danger, *
**[20:14] ---**
*he made sure to stalk her. *
**[20:16] ---**
*Correction. He was making sure to
tail her, s, t, u, v, w, x, y, z.*
**[20:24] ---**
*It seems there's no longer a need for
me to help the Miss and her friend. *
**[20:28] ---**
My dear Hayate!
**[20:31] ---**
Over here, my dear Hayate!
**[20:34] ---**
Isumi?!
**[20:35] ---**
What are you doing there?!
**[20:37] ---**
I was taking a stroll in
my yard when I got lost
**[20:40] ---**
and before I knew it, I
found myself in this place!
**[20:44] ---**
Please hold on! I am coming to help you!
**[20:46] ---**
Please hurry, my dear Hayate!
**[20:49] ---**
Please don't panic, Isumi!
**[20:50] ---**
Wait for me, Isumi!
**[20:52] ---**
W-Wataru!
**[20:54] ---**
Young Sir, it's dangerous to climb up there!
**[20:57] ---**
I am coming to help you!
**[21:03] ---**
I'm almost there, Isumi!
**[21:04] ---**
Wataru!
**[21:09] ---**
Isumi!
**[21:22] ---**
No, please get off me!
**[21:23] ---**
No! Butler-in-debt, ya perv!
**[21:24] ---**
Just what do you think a girl's body is for?!
**[21:26] ---**
Wait, why do I gotta come fallin' down, too?!
**[21:28] ---**
Wait, hurry up and make a jab, askin'
where the heck I came fallin' from?!
**[21:31] ---**
Are you all right, Isumi?!
**[21:33] ---**
Oh, my dear Hayate truly
is a dependable gentleman.
**[21:38] ---**
So, the punch line is that
yet again, in this episode,
**[21:42] ---**
it was the butler-in-debt who
was secretly the most active.
**[21:44] ---**
That's it for the filler segment
**[21:47] ---**
"save the regular fall guys"!
**[21:50] ---**
Why...
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:05] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru and...
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru & Saki's
**[23:27] ---**
Saki's...
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report!
**[23:29] ---**
What's up?! Wataru Tachibana here.
**[23:31] ---**
And Saki Kijima.
**[23:33] ---**
Young sir, about the promotional
merchandise you mentioned...
**[23:36] ---**
What about an autographed candid picture
**[23:38] ---**
of the shop's mini-manager, Wataru Tachibana?
**[23:41] ---**
Saki?! When was this taken?!
**[23:44] ---**
This is payback for last
time! How do you like that?
**[23:46] ---**
Well, anyway, Rental Video Tachibana
**[23:49] ---**
is a shop where you can
always count on a smile!
**[23:51] ---**
If you find yourself in the neighborhood,
please stop by and and visit us!
**[23:54] ---**
Yes! Mystery!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:58] ---**
It hasn't snowed yet, this year.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
It's already been a year, hasn't it?
**[24:03] ---**
Time certainly does fly.
**[24:05] ---**
I'm a butler who was reborn to fight you!
**[24:08] ---**
Take this!
**[24:09] ---**
It's you...!
**[24:10] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:11] ---**
"Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!"
**[24:12] ---**
Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!
**[24:15] ---**
At the moment, you've lost
your butler powers...
**[24:17] ---**
Because of the curse brought on by that
woman, the chairwoman of Hakuo Academy.
**[24:20] ---**
Did you know?
**[24:21] ---**
"Cyborg" is short for "cybernetic organism!"
**[24:24] ---**
# 38 - Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] Nag**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] Hay**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] Mar**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] Nag**
That's right.
**[00:12] Kuz**
What?
**[00:13] ---**
Sion, is this true?
**[00:18] Shi**
Yes. Though, it is just a rumor.
**[00:23] Kuz**
I have more money than I know what to do
with and I do not even especially want it, but...
***SIGN*** I love cream puffs.
by Kirika Kuzuha
***SIGN*** Eat pumpkin flan every day.
by Kirika Kuzuha
***SIGN*** I want the Earth.
by Kirika Kuzuha
***SIGN*** I want to eat millefeuille.
by Kirika Kuzuha
***SIGN*** I want Hayate Ayasaki. Kirika Kuzuha
**[00:33] Mar**
As a way to stave off boredom, it
will be worth seeing if it is true.
**[00:39] Shi**
Um, Mistress Kuzuha, those are
for the Tanabata Festival...
**[00:49] Nar**
**Whosoever commands the
butlers, commands the world!**
**[00:52] Nar**
**The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!**
**[00:58] Hay**
Now, today, the episode will have
to do with the Milky Way...
**[01:01] Nag**
Enough already! It's Christmas!
**[01:02] Nag**
Part one of the advance
final episode is starting!
**[01:05] Shi**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:08] Shi**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:10] Shi**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:16] Shi**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:21] Shi**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[01:27] Shi**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[01:32] Shi**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[01:38] Shi**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[01:43] Shi**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[01:48] Shi**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[01:54] Shi**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[01:59] Shi**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[02:02] Shi**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:05] Shi**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:10] Shi**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:13] Shi**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:16] Shi**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[02:35] ---**
Hayate in Peril! All Functions Shut Down!!
**[02:41] Hay**
The Miss certainly is taking a long time.
**[02:43] Hay**
Might she be playing games
in her room or something?
**[02:46] Mar**
No, she made sure to attend last
yet, so I think that is unlikely.
**[02:50] Mar**
Besides, this was the invitation...
**[02:51] ---**
Invitation
**[02:54] Hay**
"If you do not attend, I will spread
around an embarrassing photo of you.
**[02:58] Hay**
By Mikado Sanzenin."
**[03:03] Hay**
The Miss?
**[03:04] Hay**
True, the Miss may find this
an embarrassing photograph.
**[03:08] Mar**
She fell for a trap set by Grandfather
Mikado and this was her penalty for losing.
**[03:12] Hay**
A... "trap"?
**[03:15] Mar**
I think it involved investing in
a game company on that occasion.
**[03:19] Mar**
He fed her false information about the
release of the Dreamcast 100 Mega CD Master System.
**[03:24] Mar**
Well, the loss was limited
to about 20 billion, though.
**[03:28] Hay**
Th-That's the kind of trap a grandfather
lays for his young granddaughter?
**[03:36] Hay**
Um, who is this butler-looking person?
**[03:39] Mar**
Oh, that's Himegami.
**[03:41] Mar**
Nagi's previous butler.
**[03:43] Hay**
Wow, so this is him.
**[03:45] Hay**
But what in the world is he doing?
**[03:47] Mar**
Who knows? Perhaps he's looking
for UFOs or something.
**[03:50] Mar**
Also, he seemed to like high
places for some reason.
**[03:53] Hay**
I see...
**[03:54] Nag**
Sorry to keep you two waiting.
**[04:03] Hay**
Miss...
**[04:04] Hay**
That's the coat I lent you long ago...
**[04:07] Nag**
Well, I wasn't sure what I wanted to wear
**[04:09] Nag**
and I just happened to see it when
I was looking through my closet.
**[04:12] Nag**
It's true!
**[04:18] Mik**
Now... Ahem.
**[04:19] Mik**
I am truly happy to see you
all again here this year.
**[04:23] Mik**
As you can see, I am still alive and kicking.
**[04:26] Mik**
My condolences to those of you
waiting for your inheritances.
**[04:30] Mik**
Now, to even longer life for me. And
prosperity for the Sanzenin family.
**[04:33] Mik**
And prosperity for the Sanzenin family.
**[04:35] Mik**
Merry Christmas!
**[04:37] All**
Merry Christmas!
**[04:40] Hay**
So, all of these people are
related to the Sanzenin family...
**[04:44] Mar**
Yes, everyone comes together
like this every year.
**[04:46] ---**
To pay their respect to Grandfather Mikado.
**[04:49] Nag**
It was also after I had escaped from this
party that I met you for the first time last year.
**[04:54] Hay**
I see, so that's how it was.
**[04:56] Sak**
What's this, Nagi? Stayin'
in a corner like that?
**[04:59] Sak**
This is a party, after all.
**[05:00] Sak**
Try to look like yer sufferin' more!
**[05:03] Sak**
Merry...
**[05:04] Hay**
...Stigmas!
**[05:07] Hay**
Please, Sakuya, that's a Showa Era gag.
**[05:11] Sak**
A brilliant jab.
**[05:13] Sak**
You've grown.
**[05:15] Hay**
Thank you very much, master!
**[05:17] Sak**
Ya just keep on devotin'
yerself to the art like that.
**[05:18] Gil**
Hey, Hayate Ayasaki.
**[05:21] Hay**
This voice...
**[05:22] Gil**
Please be defeated by me next year for sure!
**[05:25] Gil**
I will be counting sorrowfully on you.
**[05:27] Sak**
Hey, Bro, where'd ya sneak in from?
**[05:29] Hay**
You certainly don't get discouraged easily.
**[05:32] Hay**
*I'd completely forgotten
about it recently, but...*
**[05:35] Hay**
Tell this to the other
potential heirs as well!
**[05:37] Hay**
If you want the Sanzenin fortune, first,
defeat their butler, Hayate Ayasaki!
**[05:43] Hay**
*I'm really glad we've made it to
the end of the year without mishap.*
**[05:48] Nag**
Hayate...
**[05:53] Mik**
You're shabby-looking as ever, boy.
**[05:56] Mik**
There's no sense of what you're made of.
**[06:00] Mik**
Incidentally, this is a can made of steel.
**[06:02] Hay**
When did you get over here?!
**[06:03] Sak**
That wasn't funny one bit, Gramps.
**[06:06] Mik**
I dumbed myself down to your level.
**[06:08] Sak**
What's the big idea anyway?! It's
a party, so dress like yer at one!
**[06:12] Gil**
Oh, great Mikado! Please give me your fortune! I'm begging you!
**[06:14] Mik**
So how about it? Have you found
the meaning of life since then?
**[06:17] Gil**
Come on, you could just give it to me!
**[06:17] Hay**
What? Well...
**[06:19] Gil**
Please stop!
**[06:19] Hay**
Yes! Protecting the Miss is my life's...
**[06:21] Gil**
I am a concerned party!
**[06:23] ---**
To what purpose?
**[06:27] ---**
Well, that is...
**[06:28] ---**
I owe the Miss a great deal, after all.
**[06:31] ---**
And I also have a debt of
150 million to begin with.
**[06:36] ---**
Hey, you old geezer!
**[06:37] ---**
Don't appear for the first time
after so long and criticize Hayate!
**[06:39] ---**
Oh, my god!
**[06:41] ---**
Miss...
**[06:41] ---**
Why does this always happen?!
**[06:42] ---**
Go train with Senjinmaru
somewhere or something!
**[06:47] ---**
Let's go, Hayate.
**[06:48] ---**
Oh... What? Um, but...
**[06:50] ---**
Oh, Grandfather.
**[06:52] ---**
Maria, my granddaughter is being mean to me!
**[06:55] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[06:57] ---**
Oh, that's right.
**[06:58] ---**
Hold on for a second.
**[07:01] ---**
Maria!
**[07:05] ---**
Here.
**[07:08] ---**
To Maria
**[07:10] ---**
Happy Birthday Maria
I'll continue to count on you.
Nagi
**[07:15] ---**
I'm going out for a bit.
**[07:16] ---**
You make sure you babysit that guy.
**[07:25] ---**
Thank you, Nagi.
**[07:27] ---**
She could've just said it to your face.
**[07:29] ---**
That darn shy granddaughter.
**[07:31] ---**
Maria, what's your perspective on this?
**[07:34] ---**
Are you referring to Hayate?
**[07:35] ---**
He's done very well for us.
**[07:37] ---**
Nagi adores him, too.
**[07:39] ---**
But...
**[07:41] ---**
**Nagi, your true feelings
have yet to reach Hayate...**
**[07:45] ---**
Hayate, don't you pay any attention
to what that bastard says.
**[07:46] ---**
Loser Park
**[07:49] ---**
That old geezer lives for making
other people's lives difficult.
**[07:52] ---**
Is that so?
**[07:53] ---**
But anyway, I guess it hasn't
snowed yet this year.
**[07:56] ---**
It's already been a year
since then, hasn't it?
**[07:59] ---**
Yes, the days go by so fast.
**[08:02] ---**
Won't you go with me?
**[08:04] ---**
What?
**[08:06] ---**
I want you!
**[08:10] ---**
**I-It's about time we took
things to the next level.**
**[08:14] ---**
**I even wore the coat that
holds our memories, after all.**
**[08:17] ---**
**This is where I should
casually take the initiative!**
**[08:22] ---**
A-Aren't the stars pretty, Hayate?
**[08:25] ---**
Yes, they certainly are.
**[08:28] ---**
It's quite the romantic Christmas Eve.
**[08:31] ---**
I'm sure that right about
now, all across the city,
**[08:33] ---**
l-lovers are looking up at the
night sky, deep in conversation.
**[08:37] ---**
E-Especially since the stars
are sparkling so brightly.
**[08:40] ---**
Miss, you have an interest
in celestial bodies?
**[08:44] ---**
Then I shall tell you about
the winter constellations.
**[08:47] ---**
Then, first, please look
towards the northern sky.
**[08:50] Hay**
Let us look for the North Star, a fundamental in stargazing.
**[08:52] Nag**
**Hayate must be feeling self-conscious.**
**[08:55] Nag**
**Darn shy bastard!**
**[08:55] Hay**
The popular method of looking for the North Star is to find the Big Dipper,
**[08:57] Hay**
but that is actually only for the spring and summer.
**[09:00] Hay**
It's winter right now, so we'll use the Cassiopeia constellation.
**[09:03] ---**
Oh, incidentally, as to why I'm
familiar with explaining such things,
**[09:07] ---**
I worked on the 60th floor
of the Nikko building...
**[09:10] ---**
Wh-What the hell is this?!
**[09:13] ---**
Things were just getting good!
**[09:16] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[09:18] ---**
Could it be a construction
worker or something?
**[09:25] ---**
I'm Cyborg Butler!
**[09:28] ---**
I am a butler who was reborn
in order to fight you!
**[09:34] ---**
Hayate, what is it that
I'm looking at right now?
**[09:38] ---**
Explain it to me so I can understand.
**[09:40] ---**
What? Well...
**[09:42] ---**
Stop calling me "old mister"! I
might not look it, but I'm still 20!
**[09:45] ---**
Wait, I haven't even said anything yet!
**[09:47] ---**
**This odd development of a battle...**
**[09:49] ---**
**I had no idea it was still continuing.**
**[09:54] ---**
Drill Knee!
**[09:58] ---**
Hayate...
**[10:00] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[10:02] ---**
Broken Bullet!
**[10:18] ---**
You leave me no choice.
I will be your opponent!
**[10:21] ---**
H-Hey, Hayate!
**[10:23] ---**
It's dangerous, so please stay back.
**[10:25] ---**
Here we go, mystery-person!
**[10:26] ---**
Look over here.
**[10:32] ---**
Hayate?!
**[10:33] ---**
M-My body...
**[10:35] ---**
Merry Christmas, Hayate Ayasaki.
**[10:38] ---**
Ms. Superintendent?!
**[10:39] ---**
So this was your doing, as I suspected!
**[10:40] ---**
Um, I don't know what you're up to here,
**[10:43] ---**
but could you at least leave
us alone during Christmas?
**[10:46] ---**
Gotcha!
**[10:47] ---**
Let go, you pipsqueak!
**[10:49] ---**
*You* settle down, you pipsqueaky pipsqueak!
**[10:52] ---**
White Serpent Magic, Seventh
Spell. Butler Killer!
**[11:10] ---**
Hayate! Hayate!
**[11:13] ---**
Are you all right, Hayate?!
**[11:15] ---**
Yes, Miss...
**[11:18] ---**
Do it.
**[11:18] ---**
Are you really all right?
**[11:20] ---**
Yes, I'm perfectly fine.
**[11:22] ---**
Here goes!
**[11:23] ---**
Drill Knee!
**[11:25] ---**
For a butler, a technique
he's already seen is...
**[11:32] ---**
Broken Bullet!
**[11:40] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[11:43] ---**
Miss...
**[11:45] ---**
Hell and Heaven!
**[11:58] ---**
Hayate!
**[12:08] ---**
Hayate...
**[12:13] ---**
Sion!
**[12:14] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[12:17] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:18] ---**
Yeah!
**[12:20] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, this photograph will...
**[12:22] ---**
Sweet crêpes. Tasty crêpes.
**[12:25] ---**
It's Mister Crêpe's Japan's
tastiest mobile crêpe vendor!
**[12:28] ---**
Ooh!
**[12:29] ---**
Oh, Mistress Kuzuha!
**[12:32] ---**
Hayate!
**[12:33] ---**
Finish him off, just to be safe!
**[12:35] ---**
Final Hammer approved!
**[12:36] ---**
Drive!
**[12:37] ---**
Hayate, pull yourself together! Hey!
**[12:39] ---**
Miss, please do not mind me. Just run.
**[12:43] ---**
Don't be ridiculous! Running and
leaving you behind would be...
**[12:46] ---**
Goldion Giant Mallet!
**[12:50] ---**
D-Don't you dare touch Hayate!
**[12:52] ---**
Miss...
**[12:53] ---**
Turn to light!
**[13:08] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[13:16] ---**
Bastard! Are you with them?!
**[13:20] ---**
Well, whatever. This is a good opportunity.
**[13:23] ---**
I'll show you the greatest and
final weapon that I've got left!
**[13:26] ---**
And that's...
**[13:28] ---**
Courage!
**[13:36] ---**
You are...
**[13:41] ---**
Hayate!
**[13:42] ---**
Hayate!
**[13:49] ---**
Himegami, you...
**[13:51] ---**
Himegami? Who might that be?
**[13:54] ---**
I am the mysterious hero,
**[13:58] ---**
Princess God.
(hime = princess, gami/kami = god)
**[14:00] ---**
That's a literal translation...
**[14:04] ---**
Great explosion!
(Dai bakuhatsu!)
**[14:09] ---**
Tsumagoi Village.
(Tsumagoi-mura)
**[14:13] ---**
Huh? Where am I?
**[14:15] ---**
Hello, there, Hayate. Long time no see!
**[14:18] ---**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Mother
***SIGN*** Father
**[14:19] ---**
Mom! Dad!
**[14:20] ---**
I thought you foisted off your debt
on me a year ago and went into hiding.
**[14:25] ---**
What about you? What's with that outfit?
**[14:28] ---**
What?
**[14:29] ---**
I-I'm currently working as Miss Nagi's
butler at the Sanzenin household.
**[14:34] ---**
So? What in the world do you want?
**[14:36] ---**
How rude of you after all this time.
**[14:39] ---**
But I mean, a butler?
**[14:42] ---**
Hayate, there's no way you're qualified
for such a respectable job.
**[14:46] ---**
What?
**[14:47] ---**
After all, you're *our* son!
**[14:52] ---**
Th-That can't be...
**[14:56] ---**
Y-You okay, Hayate?
**[14:58] ---**
So you have finally come to.
**[15:00] Shi**
**A d-dream...**
**[15:02] ---**
Are you really all right?
**[15:04] ---**
Yes, pretty much...
**[15:06] ---**
I am so sorry.
**[15:08] ---**
My duty is to protect the Miss, and yet...
**[15:11] ---**
I-It's fine. Everyone has their bad days.
**[15:15] ---**
Besides, you know...
**[15:16] ---**
Recovering from defeat is a standard
plot device in hero manga.
**[15:20] ---**
R-Right...
**[15:22] ---**
I swear! Where have you been and what
have you been doing all this time?!
**[15:26] ---**
Showing up shamelessly after all this time!
**[15:28] ---**
Himegami!
**[15:30] ---**
Besides, you were fired from the
Sanzenin household a long time ago!
**[15:34] ---**
**So this is Himegami...**
**[15:34] ---**
And what is with that mask?!
**[15:35] ---**
Is it that thing?
**[15:36] ---**
**But I wonder what that mask is about...**
**[15:36] ---**
That mysterious white thing that's
been crucified in the basement?!
**[15:40] ---**
Then get a spear! Get a spear to go with it!
**[15:43] ---**
Hey, wake up!
**[15:47] ---**
My head hurts. Why is that?
**[15:49] ---**
It's because I hit you.
**[15:51] ---**
Want me to hit you again?
**[15:53] ---**
What?!
**[15:58] ---**
Himegami! You bastard! How dare
you lay a hand on the Miss!
**[16:01] ---**
You do it to me, I do it back to
you. I live by that principle.
**[16:05] ---**
Why you!
**[16:07] ---**
And I am not this Himegami person.
**[16:10] ---**
Princess God.
**[16:12] ---**
A mysterious hero just passing by.
**[16:14] ---**
Enough already, Himegami!
**[16:16] ---**
I am not Himegami.
**[16:18] ---**
I've long told you that there's to
be no hitting, haven't I, Himegami?
**[16:21] ---**
As I said, I am Princess...
**[16:23] ---**
No, no. Akane Himegami.
**[16:23] ---**
Akane Himegami
**[16:26] ---**
Uh, um, why was he fired?
**[16:30] ---**
Because he's an idiot!
**[16:32] ---**
I see...
**[16:32] ---**
I fired him because he was
an unbelievable idiot.
**[16:34] ---**
Humph! Idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
**[16:37] ---**
Do you think you look cool or
something with that mask on?
**[16:37] ---**
**I know what the Miss said,**
**[16:39] ---**
**but he's not the previous butler for nothing.**
**[16:39] ---**
I already have Hayate,
**[16:41] ---**
so there's no point in you coming back now!
**[16:41] ---**
**There's a kind of polished aura about him.**
**[16:44] ---**
Nagi and Himegami have always
been like that, so...
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, i-is that right?
**[16:51] ---**
W-Well, how about some tea to start with?
**[16:56] ---**
Miss. Himegami.
**[16:58] ---**
Please drink this for now
and compose yourselves.
**[17:01] ---**
S-Sure, thanks.
**[17:04] ---**
Hot!
**[17:06] ---**
H-Hayate, what's with this tea?
**[17:08] ---**
It's hot enough to burn my tongue.
**[17:10] ---**
What? That's not right.
**[17:19] ---**
Hayate...
**[17:20] ---**
H-Hey, Ayasaki, what are you doing?!
**[17:23] ---**
At that rate, you are a failure as a butler!
**[17:26] ---**
I am so very sorry!
**[17:27] ---**
Um, p-please pardon me!
**[17:30] ---**
**Wh-What the? That's strange. I was
sure I did everything right...**
**[17:34] ---**
**However, that was not the
last of Hayate's mistakes.**
**[17:39] ---**
Wh-What the?
**[17:40] ---**
Ayasaki!
**[17:42] ---**
Wh-What the?
**[17:44] ---**
Ayasaki!
**[17:46] ---**
Wh-What the?
**[17:47] ---**
Ayasaki!
**[17:49] ---**
Furuya Station Police Box
**[17:50] ---**
It seems he got lost while running errands.
**[17:53] ---**
What in the...
**[17:54] ---**
A-ya-sa-ki...
**[17:56] ---**
Ayasaki, what the hell are you doing?!
**[17:59] ---**
P-Pardon me!
**[18:02] ---**
Christmas Cakes
**[18:03] ---**
How would you like a Christmas cake?!
**[18:06] ---**
I-Is it just my imagination?
**[18:08] ---**
I have a feeling that something
bad's happening to Hayate...
**[18:14] ---**
And to me, too!
**[18:15] ---**
**Well, leaving that aside, once
again back at the estate...**
**[18:19] ---**
Hayate, what in the world
has gotten into you?
**[18:21] ---**
This isn't like you at all.
**[18:23] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[18:25] ---**
Why don't you take a little time off?
**[18:28] ---**
Oh, no, please!
**[18:29] ---**
I agree, that may be a good idea.
**[18:32] ---**
I-I am fine!
**[18:34] ---**
I can't be the only one to take time
off during the busy year-end period!
**[18:37] ---**
Nah, don't worry. I've also got
Maria, after all. Rest easy.
**[18:42] ---**
I understand.
**[18:51] ---**
What could have happened to Hayate?
**[18:54] ---**
He's been unable to accomplish
any of his duties as a butler.
**[18:58] ---**
Say, Maria, could it be
that I'm a poor mistress?
**[19:03] ---**
What?
**[19:04] ---**
I want to be encouraging to Hayate,
**[19:06] ---**
but the words just don't seem
to come out quite right.
**[19:10] ---**
Even if he makes some mistakes or loses
in fights, Hayate is still Hayate.
**[19:15] ---**
But a part of me had always thought
of him as an invincible hero, so...
**[19:26] ---**
*Miss...*
**[19:28] ---**
What in the world has happened to me?
**[19:31] ---**
You're that way because your butler
abilities were sucked out of you.
**[19:34] ---**
By that woman.
**[19:35] ---**
What?!
**[19:39] ---**
Himegami...
**[19:41] ---**
A banana?
**[19:43] ---**
I'm not giving it to you.
**[19:45] ---**
**Wh-What's with this person?**
**[19:48] ---**
Never mind that. Um, about
what you just said...
**[19:51] ---**
Right now, you have lost
your powers as a butler.
**[19:54] ---**
Because of the curse laid down by that woman,
**[19:57] ---**
the superintendent of Hakuou Academy.
**[19:58] ---**
How would you know such a thing?
***SIGN*** End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy Nagi Sanzenin
**[20:03] ---**
This is from the school festival...
**[20:07] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[20:09] ---**
Have you been watching over
the Miss all this time?
**[20:12] ---**
Please answer me!
**[20:15] ---**
Nagi is heavy of heart.
**[20:17] ---**
Because she had faith in you and you lost.
**[20:21] ---**
And now, you are no longer
capable of protecting Nagi.
**[20:25] ---**
That is not...!
**[20:30] ---**
See? There you go.
**[20:35] ---**
Let me give you some friendly advice.
**[20:36] ---**
Leave this place.
**[21:01] ---**
**There's no stamp on it or anything.**
**[21:03] ---**
**Someone hand-delivered this.**
**[21:13] ---**
Hayate? Um, if you'd like, how
about some tea with everyone?
**[21:32] ---**
This is...!
**[21:33] ---**
Letter of Resignation
**[21:40] ---**
This is how it should be.
**[21:42] ---**
To protect the Miss, this is the
only course of action for me.
**[21:45] ---**
**Hayate disappears alone. What
could he mean by those words?**
**[21:49] ---**
**Next time, at long last, they will
fight against the final episode.**
**[21:52] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:54] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:58] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:07] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:21] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:26] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:33] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:38] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:43] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:49] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:55] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:56] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:06] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:09] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:13] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:26] ---**
Wataru & Saki's
**[23:26] Wat**
Wataru and...
**[23:27] Saki**
Saki's...
**[23:28] Nag**
And Nagi's!
**[23:28] 3**
Butler Report!
**[23:28] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:31] Nag**
I'm back! Nagi Sanzenin here.
**[23:33] Wat**
Wataru Tachibana!
**[23:34] Saki**
I'm Saki Kijima.
**[23:36] Wat**
What's up, Nagi? This corner is usually
**[23:38] ---**
about advertising for Rental Video Tachibana.
**[23:40] Nag**
There were a lot of complaints
about the flirting between you two,
**[23:43] ---**
so I'm here to check up on you!
**[23:45] Saki**
Goodness, flirting?! That's an
inappropriate way of putting it, miss!
**[23:48] Wat**
That's right! Don't be stupid!
**[23:50] Nag**
So, who do you like more, Isumi or Saki?
**[23:53] Nag**
Oh, time's up.
**[23:54] 3**
There'll be a special edition next time!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:57] Hay**
If I become your butler, you'll give up
on the Sanzenin family fortune, right?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:01] Hay**
But why would you want that,
after stealing my butler power?
**[24:03] Shi**
So that you can obtain even
greater butler power...
**[24:06] Shi**
And be reborn as the perfect butler,
who is totally loyal to me!
**[24:11] Hay**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:12] Hay**
The conclusion to this battle,
**[24:14] Hay**
"Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,
Friend to Good Children!"
**[24:14] ---**
Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,
Friend to Good Children!
**[24:16] Nag**
Hayate... as long as I have you...!
**[24:19] Hay**
Miss!
**[24:20] Nag**
Did you know?
**[24:21] Nag**
In America, they call episodes with endings
designed to keep you in suspense "cliffhangers!"
**[24:25] ---**
# 39 - Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt, Friend to Good Children!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching TV,
**[00:04] ---**
please keep the room bright...
**[00:06] ---**
...and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:08] ---**
That's right.
**[00:14] ---**
What? Hayate's left the residence?!
**[00:17] ---**
We will need to find a
replacement immediately.
**[00:20] ---**
Hey!
**[00:21] ---**
Mr. Klaus.
**[00:22] ---**
He has insisted on quitting himself.
**[00:25] ---**
It would be another story if
he had discussed it with us.
**[00:31] ---**
M-Maria, what should I do?!
Hayate's really gone and done it!
**[00:34] ---**
All because I was so awkward with him...
**[00:39] ---**
Nagi...
**[00:41] ---**
**Hayate, where in the world
have you disappeared to?**
**[00:45] ---**
**Whosoever commands the
butlers, commands the world!**
**[00:49] ---**
**The Great Butler War that will
shake up the world has just begun!**
**[00:54] ---**
Part two of the advance final
episode! Startin' at last!
**[00:57] ---**
Um, is this the only screen time we get?
**[01:01] Shi**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:04] Shi**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:06] Shi**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:12] Shi**
Dou yattemo katenai akuma ga
A demon that I just can't win against
**[01:17] Shi**
Megami no kao o shite chakkari (O_O;)
Brazenly pretending to be a goddess (O_O;)
**[01:23] Shi**
Keikenchi ja tannai kurai dakara
Experience points are almost not enough
**[01:28] Shi**
Isshou tanren shikou-sakugo ni sessa-takuma
Training for life, working hard at trial and error
**[01:34] Shi**
Mondai nara muzukashii-hodo ude ga naru shi
Tougher the problem the more it gets me going
**[01:39] Shi**
Yorokobu kao ga mirerya sore de ii shi
Seeing the joy on your face is enough for me
**[01:44] Shi**
Takara no chizu o boku wa te ni ireta
I've found a treasure map
**[01:50] Shi**
Juuou-mujin kimi o tsurete tsuki-susumou!
Totally free, I'll take you and push forward!
**[01:56] Shi**
Happii na kanchigai
A happy misunderstanding
**[01:58] Shi**
Chikai wa yuruganai!
My pledge will stand fast!
**[02:01] Shi**
Kaze no yukue mo kaete-miseru
I'll even change the direction of the wind
**[02:06] Shi**
Kakkou wa kini-shinai
I won't care how I look
**[02:09] Shi**
Unmei ja kujikenai!
No destiny will discourage me!
**[02:12] Shi**
Ano kumo chirasu hayate no gotoku!
Like the sudden gale scattering the clouds!
**[02:31] ---**
SIGN: Hurray for the Butler-in-Debt,
Friend to Good Children!
**[02:34] ---**
Merry Christmas!
**[02:37] ---**
Sis, don't tell me you've been drinking
all this time since Christmas Eve?
**[02:41] ---**
Yes!
**[02:42] ---**
White Christmas, my ass!
**[02:44] ---**
In that case, gosh darn it,
I'm gonna turn totally red!
***SIGN*** Summer Beer
***SIGN*** Beware of Fire
**[02:52] ---**
Hina!
**[02:54] ---**
I may not look it,
**[02:56] ---**
but I've received a couple thousand
Open Heart pendants, you know!
**[02:59] ---**
Drivers and treaters and Loch Ness Monsters!
**[03:02] ---**
Just lemme stay a college student!
**[03:05] ---**
Even though it's been a long time
since I've been a college student.
**[03:08] ---**
I'm a teacher, you know! Ahem!
**[03:10] ---**
What are you? From the Bubble Generation?
**[03:12] ---**
If you're lonely, you
could've just come home.
**[03:15] ---**
Me? Lonely?
**[03:19] ---**
S-Sis?!
**[03:29] ---**
To Sis
Merry Christmas
Hina
**[03:33] ---**
A white Christmas, huh?
**[03:37] ---**
Huh? Hayate?
**[03:42] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[03:43] ---**
N-Nothing. I just came for something
I forgot in our classroom.
**[03:47] ---**
But you seem to be empty-handed.
**[03:51] ---**
You are not accepting your
defeat graciously, Ayasaki.
**[03:55] ---**
I imagine you were visiting the
classroom that holds all your memories
**[03:59] ---**
and bidding your final farewell to Sanzenin.
**[04:01] ---**
Is that about right?
**[04:02] ---**
Farewell?
**[04:03] ---**
Have you found your resolve?
**[04:05] ---**
I will give the Superintendent
my answer in person.
**[04:08] ---**
What's going on?
**[04:09] ---**
What in the world is the
Superintendent up to?
**[04:12] ---**
Well, that is...
**[04:14] ---**
A rumor has been circulating in the
butler community since around autumn.
**[04:18] ---**
Sion!
**[04:19] ---**
It went like this: whoever defeats
the butler Hayate Ayasaki
**[04:23] ---**
will receive the vast Sanzenin inheritance.
**[04:26] ---**
What?
**[04:27] ---**
I thought it was just a wild rumor,
**[04:29] ---**
but it seems it was not altogether false.
**[04:34] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[04:36] ---**
Just show it to me!
**[04:36] ---**
Wait! That's...
**[04:39] ---**
Looks like you had a terrible Christmas...
**[04:41] ---**
Yes, well...
**[04:43] ---**
Could this be...?
**[04:45] ---**
This is blackmail!
**[04:47] ---**
Um, Hinagiku...
**[04:49] ---**
You make it sound so ugly.
**[04:50] ---**
Hand over the original file to this photo!
**[04:52] ---**
Taking advantage of
someone's weakness is low!
**[04:55] ---**
Oh-ho.
**[04:58] ---**
Please stop. Hinagiku has
nothing to do with this.
**[05:01] ---**
What are you saying, Hayate?!
**[05:03] ---**
Now, how about you hurry
up and take me to her?
**[05:06] ---**
Wait, Hayate!
**[05:07] ---**
Please don't breathe a
word of this to the Miss.
**[05:14] ---**
Hayate!
**[05:18] ---**
But this is...
**[05:27] ---**
You have done well to come, Ayasaki.
**[05:29] ---**
Have you found your resolve
to become one of my subjects?
**[05:32] ---**
If I become your butler,
**[05:34] ---**
you'll relinquish your claim
on the Sanzenin inheritance?
**[05:37] ---**
Yes, I will promise you that.
**[05:39] ---**
But why? You stole my butler powers from me.
**[05:42] ---**
You will be gaining even greater
butler powers than you had before.
**[05:46] ---**
And you will be reborn into a perfect butler,
**[05:50] ---**
who swears his devotion to me, body and soul.
**[05:58] ---**
Hayate...
**[06:03] ---**
Yes, this is the Sanzenin residence.
**[06:06] ---**
Oh, Hinagiku. What? Hayate is...
**[06:09] ---**
Hello? It's me!
**[06:11] ---**
What?!
**[06:12] ---**
He told me to keep it a secret,
but I just couldn't let it go.
**[06:15] ---**
And it seemed like he was being blackmailed.
**[06:18] ---**
Something to do with the
Sanzenin inheritance.
**[06:22] ---**
Hayate did this to protect
me and the Sanzenin family...
**[06:26] ---**
Nagi...
**[06:28] ---**
Damn that Hayate! Trying to
handle this all by himself!
**[06:31] ---**
A butler and his mistress are as one!
**[06:33] ---**
We must stand together, no matter
what difficulties or crises we face!
**[06:37] ---**
Then, as Hayate's mistress, there
is only one thing for you to do.
**[06:41] ---**
Yes!
**[06:42] ---**
Hold down the fort in my absence, Maria!
**[06:44] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[06:46] ---**
Sion, bring the item.
**[06:49] ---**
What?
**[06:50] ---**
Yes, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[06:56] ---**
Th-That's...!
**[06:58] ---**
A butler treasure from ancient times.
**[07:01] ---**
Huh?
**[07:04] ---**
**Wh-What could this butler
treasure possibly be?!**
**[07:07] ---**
**To be continued in the second half!**
**[07:11] ---**
Ramipasu, ramipasu, rerererere!
(Ramipasu, ramipasu, rerererere!)
**[07:16] ---**
Rerere and re, how are you doing?!
(Rerere no re, genki desu ka?!)
**[07:19] ---**
I obtained this treasure when
I was exploring the Amazons.
**[07:24] ---**
Th-The Amazons?
**[07:25] ---**
I originally went there to obtain
the legendary vanilla beans.
**[07:31] ---**
The cave we accidentally
discovered were the ruins
**[07:34] ---**
of an ancient butler super-civilization,
which had fallen eons ago.
**[07:39] ---**
Uh, um, what in the world is this
ancient butler super-civilization?
**[07:42] ---**
However, we unflinchingly proceeded
deeper and deeper inside.
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, she ignored me.
**[07:49] ---**
At the back of the cave was the giant
serpent Jörmungandr, Jör for short.
**[07:52] ---**
And there, he was protecting
the ancient treasure.
**[07:57] ---**
We, too, won his trust and became
guardians of the treasure,
**[08:02] ---**
and thus...
**[08:04] ---**
I gained the power to
wield White Serpent Magic!
**[08:07] ---**
I gained the power to become
a handsome young man!
**[08:10] ---**
Jör granted these powers to us!
**[08:12] ---**
So that we might protect
the treasure with him!
**[08:14] ---**
**D-Doesn't that mean they're
being used by the serpent?**
**[08:21] ---**
**Oh, they really are being controlled...**
**[08:23] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki, you should be honored!
**[08:26] ---**
I will allow you to also see
**[08:28] ---**
the treasure of the ancient
butler super-civilization!
**[08:32] ---**
This ancient butler uniform
still lies slumbering.
**[08:35] ---**
Sion and I have tried it with
numerous butlers thus far,
**[08:38] ---**
but no matter how superior
these butlers were,
**[08:41] ---**
they were rebuffed by the garment
and could not even don it.
**[08:50] ---**
Uh, but wait, that's not a butler's uniform!
**[08:54] ---**
However, *you* should be able to
don this garment, without fail.
**[08:58] ---**
Now, become a butler who
serves us body and soul!
**[09:02] ---**
But that's not a butler's...!
**[09:04] ---**
Incidentally, once you don this garment,
**[09:06] ---**
you will never be able to take it off again.
**[09:08] ---**
Furthermore, if you should
be rebuffed by the garment,
**[09:10] ---**
there will be a retaliatory curse
that turns you into a white serpent.
**[09:13] ---**
What?!
**[09:14] ---**
And now, we will conduct the ceremony.
**[09:17] ---**
Elohim essaim, elohim essaim,
**[09:20] ---**
I beseech you to indulge this fan girl.
**[09:23] ---**
Sacred ancient garment, awaken now!
**[09:29] ---**
The most powerful butler uniform
is finally about to awaken!
**[09:34] ---**
**Miss!**
**[09:39] ---**
That's...!
**[09:40] ---**
Hayate must be there!
**[09:41] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[09:44] ---**
There she is!
**[09:45] ---**
Hey! Over here!
**[09:48] ---**
So it's begun.
**[09:51] ---**
Hayate, are you all right?! We've come to...
**[09:53] ---**
Huh?!
**[09:55] ---**
Is it sweet, Mistress?
**[09:59] ---**
Yes, truly exceptional.
**[10:01] ---**
I'm so happy, meow.
**[10:03] ---**
Nice.
**[10:04] ---**
H-Hayate! Hey! What happened to you...?
**[10:07] ---**
Oh, my! We have guests!
**[10:09] ---**
I will prepare the tea right away.
**[10:11] ---**
H-Hayate, you don't recognize me...?
**[10:15] ---**
He is my butler now, body and soul.
**[10:18] ---**
Behold that design!
**[10:20] ---**
Truly, the legacy of an
ancient super-civilization.
**[10:24] ---**
Is he still called a butler even
when he's dressed like that?
**[10:28] ---**
A-Anyway, I'm taking Hayate back with me!
**[10:30] ---**
Hey, Hayate!
**[10:31] ---**
Let's start by getting that thing off him!
**[10:33] ---**
R-Right.
**[10:44] ---**
Do not interfere.
**[10:46] ---**
This snack time is a 30,000 year
old desire of mine, slither.
**[10:51] ---**
I see. Though this seems
a bit too simplistic.
**[10:54] ---**
**That's right!**
**[10:55] ---**
**This serpent is controlling Hayate
and the Superintendent, slither!**
**[11:04] ---**
H-Hey, move aside!
**[11:06] ---**
Stand in my way and I'll...!
**[11:09] ---**
Hayate Ayasaki has no need
of two mistresses, slither!
**[11:16] ---**
P-Protect the Miss!
**[11:32] ---**
Who are you, slither?!
**[11:34] ---**
Himegami?!
**[11:36] ---**
My name is Princess God.
**[11:38] ---**
Born in darkness, living in darkness...
**[11:39] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[11:41] ---**
I'll leave that guy to you!
**[12:04] ---**
H-Hey, Hayate! Now's your chance!
Hurry up and get that weird outfit...
**[12:08] ---**
Yes?
**[12:10] ---**
Since it's come to this, even
if I have to use force...
**[12:13] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[12:15] ---**
Just get that outfit off him, Nagi!
**[12:18] ---**
Right!
**[12:19] ---**
Please stop!
**[12:22] ---**
They seem to be having fun.
**[12:23] ---**
But it's too soon.
**[12:25] ---**
That garment has yet to
achieve its true awakening...
**[12:27] ---**
What are you plotting?
**[12:35] ---**
Hinagiku! Himegami!
**[12:38] ---**
Nagi!
**[12:40] ---**
Hayate is my butler!
**[12:42] ---**
I will let no one have him!
**[12:45] ---**
I don't need the mansion...
**[12:48] ---**
I don't need my fortune...
**[12:50] ---**
Hayate,
**[12:51] ---**
if you'll just be there for
me, that's all I care about!
**[12:55] ---**
Even if you've lost your butler powers.
**[12:59] ---**
So...
**[13:00] ---**
So, please! Wake up, Hayate!
**[13:11] ---**
Hayate, you...
**[13:14] ---**
Miss, I am so very sorry! I...
**[13:18] ---**
I...!
**[13:20] ---**
Hayate...
**[13:22] ---**
You'll be punished for this later.
**[13:26] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[13:33] ---**
Hayate!
**[13:34] ---**
It's begun.
**[13:42] ---**
Stab!
**[13:49] ---**
Th-The impudence!
**[13:54] ---**
I'm your opponent!
**[13:56] ---**
H-How gallant, slither.
**[14:00] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[14:01] ---**
Come on! Run!
**[14:04] ---**
Not to worry, Miss.
**[14:06] ---**
But right now, your butler powers are...
**[14:09] ---**
I'll be fine. Even without such powers,
**[14:12] ---**
as long as I have you to believe in me,
**[14:15] ---**
I am...
**[14:17] ---**
I am still a butler!
**[14:19] ---**
Hayate!
**[14:26] ---**
Wh-What just happened?
**[14:28] ---**
"If one wishes to awaken
the sacred butler uniform,
**[14:31] ---**
"he must..."
**[14:32] ---**
Um, how do you read this?
**[14:35] ---**
Let me see that!
**[14:36] ---**
Let's see...
**[14:37] ---**
"...he must temporarily
lose his butler powers."
**[14:41] ---**
"The treasure exists to test whether
he possesses a true butler's soul
**[14:46] ---**
"and lies slumbering in
the guise of a maiden."
**[14:50] ---**
"However, when he is truly recognized,
the treasure will awaken"
**[14:54] ---**
"and it will surely reveal its
rightful form before his very eyes."
**[15:01] ---**
S-So *that's* how it works.
**[15:03] ---**
I would love to have this
strategy guide, slither.
**[15:05] ---**
There are too many mysteries to begin with
**[15:07] ---**
that you need a strategy
guide to figure out, slither!
**[15:09] ---**
So? Where did you buy this book?
**[15:12] ---**
On Yahoo! Auction.
**[15:16] ---**
Ah! This time, for sure!
**[15:18] ---**
This time for sure, the most powerful
butler uniform will awaken!
**[15:21] ---**
Uh, um, I'm Hayate Ayasaki,
**[15:24] ---**
a butler who protects the
Sanzenin family and Miss Nagi.
**[15:28] ---**
Yes.
**[15:29] ---**
So this is the legendary butler uniform!
**[15:31] ---**
Talk about tasteless.
**[15:33] ---**
Th-This is what I spent 30,000 years on?
**[15:36] ---**
Ah! You're sparkling!
**[15:38] ---**
So cool! You look super cool, Hayate!
**[15:41] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[15:45] ---**
Hey! Are you people blind?!
**[15:48] ---**
Infernal thing!
**[15:49] ---**
I will destroy that stupid item, slither!
**[15:51] ---**
I will be free, slither!
**[15:57] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[15:59] ---**
Come to me now!
**[16:01] ---**
The lethal butler technique
that's mine and mine alone!
**[16:07] ---**
Here I go!
**[16:40] ---**
Hayate.
**[16:43] ---**
Miss.
**[16:46] ---**
It's dangerous in here! Get outside!
**[16:54] ---**
Th-The academy's precious facility...
**[16:58] ---**
Himegami!
**[17:00] ---**
Thanks to you, I have this awakened
item in my possession now.
**[17:04] ---**
Himegami...
**[17:06] ---**
Please take good care of Nagi.
**[17:09] ---**
Don't tell me you used Hayate
just for that thing?!
**[17:12] ---**
What?!
**[17:13] ---**
I didn't want to wear it
myself to undo the curse.
**[17:17] ---**
What the hell is that glittery
outfit anyway?! Well, Himegami?!
**[17:21] ---**
I am not Himegami. I am Princess God.
**[17:24] ---**
In time, I will save this world...
**[17:25] ---**
Enough!
**[17:27] ---**
Just three more pieces and the legendary
God Butler Dragon will be...
**[17:32] ---**
Sheesh! What's with him?!
**[17:35] ---**
But if it weren't for Himegami, I
may have stayed like that forever.
**[17:39] ---**
Well, maybe, but...
**[17:45] ---**
Wh-Where am I?
**[17:47] ---**
What in the world have I
been doing all this time?
**[17:51] ---**
M-Mistress Kuzuha! Thank goodness!
**[17:56] ---**
It looks like those two are
free of the curse as well.
**[17:59] ---**
Which means...
**[18:01] ---**
Peace has returned to Hakuou Academy now.
**[18:05] ---**
Sion, your smaller form
is fine in its own way.
**[18:09] ---**
Oh, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[18:13] ---**
Uh, but they don't seem to
be all that different...
**[18:16] ---**
Oh, that reminds me! What about
the original file to that photo?
**[18:19] ---**
Oh! It's in here!
**[18:21] ---**
The memory card's probably
in a million pieces, too!
**[18:26] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[18:30] ---**
I see. Then please be
careful on your way home.
**[18:34] ---**
I will be waiting for you, Nagi.
**[18:38] ---**
Everyone should be arriving about now.
**[18:51] ---**
Have a good Christmas, you two.
**[18:54] ---**
Huh? I didn't know you were
still at school, Hina.
**[18:58] ---**
Wait... Whoa! The hell is this?!
**[19:01] ---**
Well, a lot happened...
**[19:03] ---**
Never mind that. What are *you \*Ndoing out here at this hour, Sis?
**[19:06] ---**
Huh? Oh, I was just going
to buy some beer snacks.
**[19:09] ---**
I figured I'd go for a fresh round of drinks.
**[19:14] ---**
Want me to keep you company?
**[19:16] ---**
Oh, but I'll be having juice, naturally.
**[19:19] ---**
Sure!
**[19:23] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[19:26] ---**
Nah, don't mention it...
**[19:29] ---**
S-Say, Hayate...
**[19:31] ---**
Don't let it bother you so much. I also...
**[19:38] ---**
**Th-This is bad.**
**[19:40] ---**
**Now that I'm face-to-face with him,
I feel self-conscious all over again.**
**[19:43] ---**
**But this is Christmas, after all...**
**[19:48] ---**
We're going to take a little detour.
**[19:50] ---**
What?
**[19:51] ---**
Christmas Cakes
**[19:52] ---**
M-Merry Christmas! Everyone,
please buy a cake!
**[19:57] ---**
**Wait a minute.**
**[19:58] ---**
**Could it be that if these don't
sell, I'll get to keep them all?**
**[20:04] ---**
Um, Miss, what are we doing here?
**[20:07] ---**
You remember this, right?
**[20:09] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[20:10] ---**
In this past year, I've
grown a great deal, too.
**[20:15] ---**
Behold! I can even buy this
"warm" thing myself now!
**[20:20] ---**
Hayate, this is for you!
**[20:23] ---**
What?
**[20:24] ---**
Just accept it!
**[20:27] ---**
See? We were unable to obtain
this "warmth" that time,
**[20:31] ---**
but here it is now, in our hands.
**[20:35] ---**
This is the year that you
and I have spent together.
**[20:39] ---**
Thank you for all the "warm" days.
**[20:42] ---**
Miss...
**[20:44] ---**
Merry Christmas, Hayate.
**[20:47] ---**
A Merry Christmas to you, Miss.
**[20:53] ---**
Miss, what is the matter?
**[20:56] ---**
Could it be that you've grown sleepy already?
**[21:01] ---**
Ouch!
**[21:02] ---**
What was that for, Miss?!
**[21:04] ---**
I swear! You are just so...!
**[21:07] ---**
P-Please wait, Miss!
**[21:18] ---**
Nagi and my dear Hayate certainly
are taking a long time.
**[21:21] ---**
Seriously. After we prepared this
private gatherin' for 'em, too.
**[21:24] ---**
Let's just dig in already.
**[21:27] ---**
Oh, no, you don't, Young Sir.
**[21:39] ---**
**Ladies and gentlemen watching
"Hayate the Combat Butler",**
**[21:42] ---**
**thank you for your support thus far.**
**[21:44] ---**
**Starting next time, we will
also have a fresh look**
**[21:47] ---**
**and we will bring you the 4th half-season
of "Hayate the Combat Butler".**
**[21:51] ---**
Waratte lun-lun-lun
Smile lun-lun-lun
**[21:53] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu naita hi mo
Lala-lun-lun-lulu even on a day I've cried
**[21:57] ---**
Sawagu kaze ni yureru egao kokoro hareteku
A smile wavers in the wind and clears my heart
**[22:03] ---**
Kyou mo lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
Today again lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[22:06] ---**
Taiyou no shita de kimi to odoru kimagure na dansu
A whimsical dance with you under the sun
**[22:20] ---**
Nanige-naku sashi-dasu te ni mitorete
Riveted by the hand you've casually offered
**[22:25] ---**
Tsugi no kotoba maigo ni natchau no
My next words become lost
**[22:32] ---**
Otonabite tsutsumi-komu manazashi ni
The mature gaze that envelopes me
**[22:37] ---**
Tsuyogari wasurete-yuku
Makes me forget my bravado
**[22:42] ---**
Sotto furetete nemurenai yoru no nagai toki mo
Keep that soft touch on long sleepless nights
**[22:48] ---**
Yume kara sameta bakari no hoho ni mo
And on my cheek, just awakened from a dream
**[22:54] ---**
Lun-lun-lun
Lun-lun-lun
**[22:55] ---**
Lala-lun-lun-lulu tsun to shita
Lala-lun-lun-lulu that hoity profile
**[23:00] ---**
Yokogao hora atto iu ma waratteru desho?
Look, there's a smile there already, see?
**[23:04] ---**
Sora to lun-lun-lun mawarun-lun-lulu
With the sky lun-lun-lun turning lun-lun-lulu
**[23:04] ---**
Kimi ga fukasu kaze no naka
In a breeze of your making
**[23:12] ---**
Odoru hidamari no dansu
A dance in a sunny spot
**[23:25] ---**
Nagi and...
**[23:26] ---**
Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report!
**[23:28] ---**
**[23:29] ---**
I'm Nagi Sanzenin, and my
dream is being creative!
**[23:30] ---**
I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:32] ---**
We've arrived at the final episode of
the Hayate the Combat Butler anime!
**[23:34] ---**
Thank you all for your support! Please
look forward to our next project!
**[23:37] ---**
Miss, the show isn't over yet!
**[23:39] ---**
It's just like a certain hermit once said,
"We're gonna keep going a little longer."
**[23:42] ---**
Oh, is that true? How annoying.
**[23:44] ---**
Starting next time, defying all expectations,
Hayate the Combat Butler enters it's next cour!
**[23:48] ---**
I'm going to keep working hard to be
a first-rate butler for you, miss!
**[23:51] ---**
O-oh! Well, I'm counting on you, Hayate.
**[23:53] ---**
Haiyaya!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Hayate!
**[23:58] ---**
What's the matter, miss?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
I'd like to see the first sunrise of the new
year at a place with a pretty view of the sea.
**[24:02] ---**
Just the two of us!
**[24:04] ---**
I'm not sure I see the point.
**[24:06] ---**
It's going to be really cold out.
**[24:07] ---**
Shut up, stupid!
**[24:08] ---**
Stop your whining and get ready!
**[24:10] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:12] ---**
New Year's Food is Good,
But Have Some Hayate, Too
**[24:12] ---**
"New Year's Food is Good,
But Have Some Hayate, Too"
**[24:14] ---**
Did you know? In Vietnam,
it's supposed to be good luck
**[24:17] ---**
to eat watermelon on New
Year's! And in Hong Kong,
**[24:20] ---**
it's traditional to give New
Years gifts to adults, too!
# 40 - New Year's Food is Good. but Have Some Hayate, Too
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:11] ---**
A Happy New Year to you!
**[00:15] ---**
For the first episode of the
year, we will start with...
***SIGN*** Hayate the Combat Butler! Annual New Year Hidden Talent Contest
**[00:18] ---**
"Hayate the Combat Butler! Annual..."
**[00:20] ---**
Actually, "First"...
**[00:21] ---**
"New Year Hidden Talent Contest"!
**[00:25] ---**
Is it all right that the host isn't Machaaki?
**[00:27] ---**
Looks like we're reusing the set from
"Burst of Laughter On-Air Battle".
**[00:31] ---**
And now, first up is...
**[00:32] ---**
Red Team, a live performance
on various instruments
**[00:35] ---**
and leaping through a ring of fire!
**[00:39] ---**
Hot! Hot!
**[00:41] ---**
10 points! 10 points! 10
points! 10 points! 10 points!
**[00:43] ---**
Next up is the White Team!
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Foreign language comedy routine and
leaping through a ring of fire!
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"Enough's enough!"
**[00:47] ---**
This is unreasonable! Impossible!
**[00:49] ---**
This is cruel! The logic is ill!
**[00:51] ---**
10 points! 10 points! 10
points! 10 points! 10 points!
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Head Judge
**[00:54] ---**
A word, please, Head Judge.
**[00:55] ---**
It's so idiotic.
**[00:56] ---**
Are there only stupid shows
like this on during New Year's?
**[01:00] ---**
After all, they even say, "New Year's
food is good, but have some curry, too."
**[01:03] ---**
Oh, as I recall, we have
a new show starting today.
**[01:06] ---**
Indeed?
**[01:06] ---**
Gale Force Squadron
Hayate the Combat Butler
Giant
**[01:07] ---**
"Hayate the Combat Butler - Giant"!
**[01:10] ---**
Animation Produced by
Synergy SP
**[01:12] ---**
"Giant"? Does that mean
you're going to become big?
***SIGN*** Special Skills
***SIGN*** Photography: Eiichi Terada
***SIGN*** Art: Toshiko Kaizu
***SIGN*** Editing: Keiko Onodera
***SIGN*** Color Coordinator: Kayo Ohno
**[01:15] ---**
That would be like that old show
that tried to get more viewers
***SIGN*** Director: Keiichiro Kawaguchi
***SIGN*** Animation Director: Takashi Uchida
**[01:17] ---**
and pointlessly gigantified
their normal-sized hero...
***SIGN*** Storyboards:
Episode Director: Shinichi Watanabe
**[01:18] ---**
Shut up!
**[01:19] ---**
It's Silver Mask!
**[01:20] ---**
**Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?**
**[01:22] ---**
**That a humongous mansion like
this exists somewhere in Tokyo?**
**[01:27] ---**
**The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...**
**[01:31] ---**
**Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.**
**[01:34] ---**
**They are both a bit clueless**
**[01:36] ---**
**and both have a bit of the
wrong idea about each other,**
**[01:38] ---**
**but they share the immensely strong,
loving bond between servant and mistress.**
**[01:44] ---**
Happy New Year.
**[01:46] ---**
"Hayate the Combat Butler –
Giant!" is about to begin.
**[01:48] ---**
Wrong!
**[01:49] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:51] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:54] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:00] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[02:05] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:10] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[02:16] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest!
**[02:22] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[02:27] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[02:32] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[02:38] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[02:44] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[02:46] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[02:49] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[02:54] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[02:57] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:00] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[03:18] ---**
New Year's Food is Good,
But Have Some Hayate, Too
**[03:22] ---**
**On the night of New Year's Eve...**
**[03:24] ---**
The year is about to come to a close.
**[03:27] ---**
How about going on the year's
first trip to a shrine?
**[03:28] ---**
What?
**[03:29] ---**
Staying cooped up at home, steeped in
manga, online games, and lame anime.
**[03:33] ---**
That is the proud, world-renowned way
that Japan celebrates New Year's!
**[03:37] ---**
Well, you have a point, but...
**[03:42] ---**
You've regained your memory!
**[03:43] ---**
Oh, right. I got swallowed up
by the Bartra Space-Time Current
**[03:47] ---**
and got flung all the way to Kujukuri!
**[03:51] ---**
Look, Diomitis, it's the dawn of mankind.
**[03:54] ---**
Come to think of it, this is
the year's first sunrise...
**[03:58] ---**
**"To think the first sunrise I
saw with my destined partner**
**[04:00] ---**
**"was the first sunrise of the year...**
**[04:02] ---**
**"Oh, how romantic!"**
**[04:04] ---**
That's not bad.
**[04:07] ---**
Songs change with the times and
the times change the songs.
**[04:09] ---**
Man, I guess this year is almost over.
**[04:12] ---**
A lot sure has happened since
I came to this residence.
**[04:15] ---**
Well, it's passed without mishap and
I owe it all to the Miss taking me in.
**[04:19] ---**
I should be grateful.
**[04:21] ---**
Wow, I feel embarrassed when you
say it so candidly like that.
**[04:24] ---**
What?!
**[04:25] ---**
Whoa! M-Miss?! Where did you come from?!
**[04:28] ---**
Or rather, what are you doing here?
**[04:31] ---**
Well, uh, it's nothing big, but...
**[04:33] ---**
Blush
**[04:34] ---**
I was thinking I'd kind of like
to see the Asahi (sunrise)...
**[04:37] ---**
Huh? But I only have a copy
of the Tokyo Sports here...
**[04:39] ---**
The UFO stories on the front page
pique my curiosity sometimes.
**[04:43] ---**
WHAM
**[04:44] ---**
I see, I see. That's the head that
comes up with these stupid jokes.
**[04:48] ---**
Pardon me...
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Darn it, you just don't get it!
**[04:51] ---**
I'm saying I want to go see the first
sunrise on a pretty beach somewhere!
**[04:55] ---**
Just you and me!
**[04:57] ---**
Huh? What's the point in going to see that?
**[04:59] ---**
Shut up, you jerk! Quit
complaining and get ready!
**[05:02] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[05:04] ---**
Um, could it be that we're bicycling there?
**[05:08] ---**
Yes! We're keeping this a secret
from Klaus and the others,
**[05:10] ---**
so we can't go by car or chopper, right?
**[05:15] ---**
Uh, you said we were going to the beach,
**[05:17] ---**
but where are we specifically going?
**[05:19] ---**
Kujukuri Beach!
***SIGN*** Ocean
***SIGN*** Kujukuri Beach
**[05:23] ---**
What's wrong?
**[05:24] ---**
Um, even roughly speaking,
***SIGN*** Nerima
**[05:26] ---**
it's at least 100km from this
mansion to Kujukuri Beach.
***SIGN*** Roughly 100km
**[05:30] ---**
Wouldn't you be able to
make it in about an hour?
**[05:33] ---**
A-An hour would be...
**[05:34] ---**
I see.
**[05:35] ---**
Well, we just have to get there by
sunrise, so we can take it slow.
**[05:37] ---**
W-Wouldn't it still be better
to take Maria and the others
**[05:39] ---**
and make the trip with everyone?
**[05:41] ---**
Hahahaha
**[05:41] ---**
Taking a car or a chopper?
**[05:43] ---**
I am saying that I want to go
with you, just the two of us.
**[05:46] ---**
Or what? Do you have a problem
with being alone with me?!
**[05:49] ---**
Goodness, no!
**[05:52] ---**
**Riding tandem on bicycles
is against the traffic laws,**
**[05:55] ---**
**but most of Nerima Ward is the
Sanzenin family's private property,**
**[05:58] ---**
**so it's not a problem.**
**[06:00] ---**
This anime certainly puts
convenience above all else.
**[06:02] ---**
**It's what's called "the adult circumstances".**
**[06:04] ---**
But to think my parents foisted
off a debt of 150 million on me
**[06:07] ---**
and I almost got taken to an overseas
resort by "very generous people"...
**[06:12] ---**
It's hard to believe it really happened.
**[06:13] ---**
Because they really *are
\*Nunbelievable situations.
**[06:16] ---**
Th-That's true.
**[06:17] ---**
But well, we were able to
meet thanks to that, so...
**[06:20] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[06:22] ---**
B-By the way, Hayate,
**[06:25] ---**
d-does this bicycle have
heating or something?
**[06:28] ---**
Pardon?
**[06:29] ---**
My legs are starting to feel chilled...
**[06:31] ---**
Th-That's a bit...
**[06:33] ---**
It looks like your plan to
ride tandem on a bicycle
**[06:35] ---**
in the middle of this winter night
to go all the way to the beach
**[06:38] ---**
was a bit problematic.
**[06:39] ---**
What?! It is *not* problematic!
**[06:42] ---**
If I had just instrumentalized my skirt more,
**[06:44] ---**
the plan would have been perfect.
**[06:47] ---**
Now, now, you're going to catch a cold.
**[06:51] ---**
We still have a long way to go,
**[06:52] ---**
so perhaps we should come up with
a new instrumentality project.
**[06:55] ---**
True...
**[06:57] ---**
**This is the legendary diamond-pearl card,**
**[06:59] ---**
**which is one step above the
black card that has no limit.**
**[07:02] ---**
Uh, but no matter how
amazing the credit card is,
**[07:04] ---**
only convenience stores and Don Quixote
discount stores are open at this hour.
**[07:07] ---**
W-Welcome.
**[07:08] ---**
Welcome!
**[07:10] ---**
No way! I mean, this is...
**[07:12] ---**
Takatan Department Store
**[07:13] ---**
...a super prestigious high
class department store!
**[07:15] ---**
It's not normally open at this hour!
**[07:18] ---**
Put it all on this card.
**[07:19] ---**
With pleasure!
**[07:21] ---**
BAM
**[07:23] ---**
Miss, wh-what is this?
**[07:25] ---**
You sure are ignorant. Don't you
know what a covered carriage is?
**[07:28] ---**
I mean, aren't these usually
drawn by an ox or something?
**[07:30] ---**
They even hitched it up for free.
**[07:32] ---**
Ox?!
**[07:34] ---**
Nagi? Nagi?
**[07:36] ---**
Where could she have gone?
**[07:39] ---**
And Hayate isn't here, either.
**[07:41] ---**
Oh?
**[07:42] ---**
There she goes again, reading manga
and leaving it lying around...
**[07:45] ---**
"The Romance of Kujukuri"...
**[07:48] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[07:49] ---**
**"Shiwasu", the twelfth month...**
**[07:51] ---**
**It means that everyone is
busy at the end of the year**
**[07:54] ---**
**and that even teachers are running around.**
**[07:55] ---**
**And...**
**[07:58] ---**
ZWINNNNNNGGGGG
**[07:59] ---**
**...the butler-in-debt was also running.**
**[08:03] ---**
Inertial drift!
**[08:06] ---**
**For your information, this anime
is staying within the speed limit.**
**[08:08] ---**
Ah! You're amazing, Hayate!
**[08:10] ---**
You are unsurpassed on the
Metropolitan Expressway!
**[08:11] ---**
Yes! At this point...
**[08:13] ---**
...no one can catch up to me
with my boosters at full power!
**[08:18] ---**
But is it all right for us to be bicycling
on the Metropolitan Expressway?
**[08:20] ---**
Ah! I'm glad I bought up the
Metropolitan Expressway.
**[08:24] ---**
**Adult circumstances.**
**[08:25] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[08:31] ---**
**Passing signal?!**
**[08:33] ---**
*At night on the Expressway, this
indicates that the race is on.*
**[08:42] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[08:44] ---**
I know. The miracle is still to come!
**[08:47] ---**
What shall we do, Maicule?
**[08:49] ---**
Chitt, I have faith in you!
**[08:54] ---**
Not a soul...
**[08:57] ---**
...shall be permitted to run ahead of me!
**[09:00] ---**
VROOOM
**[09:05] ---**
I can see time!
**[09:08] ---**
That's 600R, the high speed turn of death!
**[09:10] ---**
I'll make him disappear from my
rearview mirror with this turn!
**[09:13] ---**
**Not that he has a rearview mirror.**
**[09:15] ---**
The probability of going in at full
throttle and clearing it is 27.8%.
**[09:21] ---**
Chitt, I have faith in...
**[09:23] ---**
Maicule, please don't spill.
**[09:26] ---**
Can I make it?
**[09:28] ---**
Secret technique, ditch hooking!
**[09:33] ---**
Maicule, what do you want to do?! Maicule?!
**[09:35] ---**
All right, Chitt! Fire the rocket boosters!
**[09:38] ---**
This is madness! Or rather, you're an idiot!
**[09:39] ---**
Are you an idiot?!
**[09:41] ---**
Knight Foundation
**[09:41] ---**
Maicule?! Maicule?!
**[09:41] ---**
A single man will change the world!
**[09:43] ---**
Maicule!
**[09:46] ---**
Youthful mistakes are so hard to admit to.
**[09:50] ---**
**This anime is totally staying
within the speed limit.**
**[09:58] ---**
Ah! It's pitch black, but we're at the beach!
**[10:02] ---**
It's the beach! It's the beach!
**[10:05] ---**
I've reached my limit...
**[10:06] ---**
It looks like we'll be able to watch
the first sunrise together now.
**[10:10] ---**
It's the beach!
**[10:13] ---**
I-I'll go buy something
warm for the time being.
**[10:17] ---**
Sure. I'll be waiting right here.
**[10:19] ---**
It's the beach!
**[10:21] ---**
Wait, now that I think about it,
I don't have my wallet with me.
**[10:27] ---**
Here you are.
**[10:28] ---**
M-Maria!
**[10:31] ---**
Even for you,
**[10:33] ---**
going at such speeds with someone
riding in the back is dangerous.
**[10:37] ---**
P-Pardon me. I ended up going
just under the speed limit.
**[10:41] ---**
Well, we'll retrieve the bicycle and
that ridiculous covered carriage,
**[10:45] ---**
so please use that money to
get yourselves back home.
**[10:49] ---**
Thank you so much for everything.
**[10:54] ---**
Not at all. I'm the one who
should be thanking you.
**[10:58] ---**
You're doing wonderfully,
protecting and guiding Nagi.
**[11:02] ---**
Though, that's not to say
there aren't some problems...
**[11:04] ---**
No, I'm still far from such...
**[11:06] ---**
She seems happy since you came...
**[11:11] ---**
I also...
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, also...
**[11:16] ---**
Happy New Year, Hayate.
**[11:21] ---**
H-Happy New Year.
**[11:24] ---**
I look forward to another year with you.
**[11:26] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[11:37] ---**
Miss! It's almost sunrise!
**[11:40] ---**
Here you are. Red bean soup. And Happy New...
**[11:49] ---**
...Year...
**[12:13] ---**
Happy New Year,
**[12:16] ---**
Miss.
**[12:21] ---**
Shall we play a game of karuta cards?
(Karuta-asobi demo shimashou ka?)
**[12:25] ---**
Karuta cards, huh? What a drag.
(Karuta ka? Kattaru.)
**[12:28] ---**
**On the night of New Year's day...**
**[12:31] ---**
Somewhere along the way,
we got a lot of snow...
**[12:33] ---**
We got silvery landscape in no time at all!
**[12:36] ---**
Sakuya also called to say she would
be coming for a New Year's visit.
**[12:39] ---**
What? Saku is coming?
**[12:41] ---**
Before we get to that, why are you
the only one who's dressed up?
**[12:43] ---**
It's fine, isn't it?
**[12:45] ---**
We're not doing anything
else New Year's-like anyway.
**[12:47] ---**
New Year's...
**[12:49] ---**
People are experiencing heavy
snowfall all over the world...
**[12:51] ---**
Freakish weather...
**[12:53] ---**
We live in an era where we can't
remain complacent forever.
**[12:56] ---**
Mankind must rethink its
culture of mass consumption
**[12:58] ---**
in favor of the environment...
**[13:00] ---**
When you say that in a comfortably
heated room, playing a portable game,
**[13:02] ---**
you have zero credibility.
**[13:04] ---**
It's portable, so it's contributing
to the environmental cause...
**[13:07] ---**
Oh, dear! Is it a power outage?
**[13:09] ---**
Um, are you two all right?
**[13:12] ---**
Oh, Hayate. I'm fine, but Nagi is...
**[13:17] ---**
I-It got dark all of a sudden, so...
**[13:19] ---**
I see. The snow must have
taken down some power lines.
**[13:22] ---**
Normally, the backup generator
should kick in, but...
**[13:25] ---**
Maybe the breaker's tripped on the
backup generator in the other building.
**[13:28] ---**
The breaker will need to be reset manually.
**[13:30] ---**
Then hurry up and do something
about this breaker thing.
**[13:34] ---**
I'm going to die if it stays this dark.
**[13:37] ---**
Miss...
**[13:38] ---**
So, would you please do something about this
**[13:41] ---**
before the batteries run out on the
game she's playing to distract herself?
**[13:44] ---**
Roger that!
**[13:47] ---**
The time left is approximately 3 hours.
**[13:49] ---**
My mission this time is to restore power.
**[13:52] ---**
The target location:
**[13:53] ---**
the generator station, approximately
1km from the main house.
**[13:56] ---**
Whatever the case,
**[13:58] ---**
I haven't had such a butler-like job in ages!
**[14:00] ---**
I have to do my best!
**[14:01] ---**
**Incidentally, there's a
blizzard raging outside.**
**[14:01] ---**
ROOOOAAAARRRR
**[14:04] ---**
Holy...
**[14:05] ---**
I-It's blustering worse than I'd thought...
**[14:08] ---**
Even though we're in Tokyo... in Nerima...
**[14:10] ---**
Could this be what they call
"tsudere (snooty softy)"?
**[14:12] ---**
Earth sure is a "tsudere".
**[14:14] ---**
**That would be what they call a "tundra".**
**[14:16] ---**
**Incidentally, a "tsudere" is...**
**[14:18] ---**
W-Well, I guess I'll see how it goes anyway.
**[14:22] ---**
I am not going anywhere,
**[14:25] ---**
so please just don't pull that, all right?
**[14:27] ---**
Or it'll become an "Oh, dear!" situation.
**[14:29] ---**
Earlier, you said something
about Saku coming?
**[14:31] ---**
Oh, come to think of it, she hasn't shown up.
**[14:33] ---**
It'd be funny if she got
stranded out there in the yard.
**[14:37] ---**
No, not funny. Not funny.
**[14:38] ---**
B-But...
**[14:40] ---**
...I feel like I might really get
stranded out in this blizzard!
**[14:44] ---**
**But this is for the Miss,
cowering in the darkness.**
**[14:47] ---**
**I must restore the power at all costs!**
**[14:49] ---**
**I can't give up!**
**[14:51] ---**
**I can't allow myself to give up!**
**[14:53] ---**
**Snow like this...**
**[14:55] ---**
**Like hell this snow's going to get me down!**
**[15:01] ---**
Wait, this is a snowmaking machine!
**[15:04] ---**
And what are you doing out here?!
**[15:07] ---**
Ah...
**[15:08] ---**
"Wait, this here's a snowmakin' machine!"
**[15:11] ---**
Nice! That was a nice jab.
**[15:13] ---**
Don't tell me you've been out here
in this fricking cold just for that?
**[15:18] ---**
Well, somethin' like that.
**[15:21] ---**
"Nice jab!" What point
is there in doing that?
**[15:24] ---**
He's good!
**[15:25] ---**
Where are your butlers?
**[15:27] ---**
Oh, when I drew power for
this guy from the power line,
**[15:31] ---**
they said the lights went out in the
main house, so they scurried off.
**[15:34] ---**
This guy is what caused the power outage?
**[15:37] ---**
Sorry.
**[15:39] ---**
At any rate, you'll catch a cold
if you say out here forever.
**[15:43] ---**
Please get inside the residence quickly.
**[15:46] ---**
Well, I'd love to,
**[15:49] ---**
but which way's the residence?
**[15:55] ---**
We might seriously die, huh?
**[15:57] ---**
ROOOOAAAARRRR
**[15:59] ---**
At any rate, this is not
some snow-covered mountain!
**[16:02] ---**
Things will work out!
**[16:03] ---**
Please come with me.
**[16:05] ---**
What's this? Yer more
dependable than I'd thought.
**[16:09] ---**
**And an hour passed.**
**[16:11] ---**
ROOOAAARRR
**[16:12] ---**
Um, mind if I take back
everythin' I said earlier?
**[16:15] ---**
M-May I ask you to wait just a little longer?
**[16:18] ---**
What?!
**[16:20] ---**
A yeti?! It's a snowman!
**[16:22] ---**
This is perfect!
**[16:24] ---**
I'll go ask him for directions real quick.
**[16:25] ---**
A snowman may know the snowy roads well.
**[16:33] ---**
He was kind enough to tell me.
**[16:35] ---**
What?
**[16:36] ---**
I take back what I said 'bout
takin' what I said back.
**[16:38] ---**
He's done better than I thought.
**[16:39] ---**
Generator Station
**[16:39] ---**
**This be the generator station.**
**[16:41] ---**
My coat's drenched.
**[16:43] ---**
I know. We've literally "gotten wet".
**[16:47] ---**
Oh, it's taken longer than I'd thought,
**[16:50] ---**
so I need to hurry up and reset the
breaker and switch to the backup.
**[16:55] ---**
But man, this place is shielded from
the wind, but it's still mega cold.
**[16:59] ---**
Oh, so it's an independent
geothermal power generator.
**[17:02] ---**
It looks like there's a
hot spring here as well,
**[17:05] ---**
so perhaps it might be a
good idea to take a dip.
**[17:07] ---**
A hot spring? I...
**[17:07] ---**
Blush
**[17:10] ---**
Takin' a dip in a hot spring in a
place like this, just the two of us...
**[17:13] ---**
It'd be too embarrassin'.
**[17:18] ---**
Why would that be?
**[17:20] ---**
Guide Map
**[17:20] ---**
What was that for?
**[17:22] ---**
Shaddup, ya moron! That one
seriously ticked me off!
**[17:25] ---**
As I asked before, why?
**[17:26] ---**
Wanna go at it for another round?!
**[17:26] ---**
Hot Spring
"Zapping Bath"
**[17:27] ---**
Hey, c'mere for a sec!
**[17:34] ---**
As I said, what was that for?!
**[17:37] ---**
Shaddup!
**[17:39] ---**
P-Please stop!
**[17:41] ---**
Shut yer mouth!
**[17:45] ---**
How d'ya like that? Learn yer lesson yet?
**[17:48] ---**
I don't mean to keep repeating
myself, but what is this about?
**[17:50] ---**
I might not look it, but I'm still
the eldest girl 'round here,
**[17:53] ---**
so don't treat me too much like a kid.
**[17:56] ---**
Coming from someone who does things
like this without hesitation...
**[17:59] ---**
What d'ya say?! I'll show ya!
**[18:01] ---**
I was kidding!
**[18:03] ---**
I'm not treating you like a kid.
**[18:07] ---**
Huh?
**[18:10] ---**
Y-Ya aren't?
**[18:12] ---**
**This situation's definitely not good...**
**[18:21] ---**
I feel like I'm gettin' dizzy from the heat.
**[18:23] ---**
But what shall we do?
**[18:25] ---**
The breaker is located pretty far from here.
**[18:28] ---**
Drenched as I am, I might freeze
to death before I get there.
**[18:32] ---**
But I cannot leave the
Miss waiting any longer!
**[18:36] ---**
Sorry. Want me to come with, too?
**[18:39] ---**
No, I think that might not
exactly be advisable...
**[18:44] ---**
I mean, you *are* technically a girl...
**[18:54] ---**
Well, I'll be going then.
**[18:58] ---**
**Oh, is that the waterproof cell phone
that Kimutaku's been advertising?**
**[19:04] ---**
Oh, Makita? Is Kunieda there, too?
**[19:07] ---**
**2 hours and 50 minutes
since the mission started.**
**[19:09] ---**
**5 meters left to the breaker room!**
**[19:11] ---**
**However, the drenched butler-in-debt
was on the brink of mortal peril.**
**[19:19] ---**
This is bad...
**[19:21] ---**
I'm so cold, things are
starting to look blurry.
**[19:23] ---**
Maybe going naked would've
been better after all.
**[19:26] ---**
**But that would be sketchy
in terms of your appearance.**
**[19:28] ---**
I-I'm going to die at this rate...
**[19:33] ---**
But... just a little longer...
**[19:36] ---**
I'm so close to restoring
power for the Miss...
**[19:41] ---**
But I'm just... Miss...
**[19:46] ---**
Oh, dear! The flame in the lamp...
**[19:48] ---**
What?!
**[19:49] ---**
Don't tell me Hayate's...
**[19:50] ---**
Could something have happened to Hayate?
**[19:53] ---**
My Galadriel is dead!
**[19:56] ---**
As I suspected, this must mean...
**[19:57] ---**
I believe that's simply because
you weren't paying attention.
**[20:00] ---**
Oh, the lights!
**[20:02] ---**
Ah!
**[20:05] ---**
Which means Hayate is fine!
**[20:07] ---**
**But Galadriel is dead.**
**[20:15] ---**
I managed to reset the breakers somehow,
**[20:18] ---**
but I've got no strength left in me...
**[20:20] ---**
Oh, man. I'm so cold...
**[20:24] ---**
I can't take another step.
**[20:27] ---**
Miss..
**[20:29] ---**
Maria...
**[20:32] ---**
I was so... happy...
**[20:42] ---**
Hayate!
**[20:43] ---**
Ya can't give up! Get it together!
**[20:46] ---**
Sakuya...
**[20:49] ---**
I came to save ya.
**[20:51] ---**
You'll be fine now.
**[20:53] ---**
Look at how cold ya are!
**[20:56] ---**
Your hands are incredibly warm...
**[21:04] ---**
Ya hung in there real good.
**[21:06] ---**
I had the wrong idea 'bout ya.
**[21:08] ---**
Yer quite the go-getter, aren't ya?
**[21:11] ---**
Yes, but...
**[21:13] ---**
With it being winter and all, I'm
"sleet" and tired of the cold...
**[21:18] ---**
Or something like that.
**[21:27] ---**
Generator Station
**[21:28] ---**
Makita! Kunieda! We're
leavin' that moron here!
**[21:31] ---**
Roger that.
**[21:32] ---**
What?!
**[21:33] ---**
W-Wait! Sakuya!
**[21:37] ---**
Oh, the lamp...
**[21:38] ---**
Galadriel is still totally dead.
**[21:41] ---**
But I wonder if Hayate really is all right.
**[21:45] ---**
**And thus, New Year's Day came to an end.**
**[21:48] ---**
**Next time, they will fight
against a sudden farewell.**
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:16] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:26] ---**
Nagi and...
**[23:26] ---**
Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report!
**[23:29] ---**
Power Come Forth! I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:31] ---**
I'm Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:33] ---**
Lots of new developments this time around!
The arrival of new enemies have certainly made things intense.
**[23:37] ---**
There's going to be a mysterious
new rival showing up next time.
**[23:39] ---**
The plan is for them to be good guys by the
final episode and help fight the great evil!
**[23:43] ---**
Miss, did you actually watch this episode?
**[23:45] ---**
It was nothing like that!
**[23:47] ---**
Oh, it wasn't?
**[23:48] ---**
The new cour is supposed to be full of
stories that fans of the manga will be happy to see!
**[23:52] ---**
I'm not sure how much I believe that.
**[23:54] ---**
Seeya!
***SIGN*** Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Good morning!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Hey, now, if you get too absorbed
in your chat you're gonna be late!
**[24:02] ---**
S-something is different about Ms. Katsura!
**[24:05] ---**
Something about her is radiant...
**[24:06] ---**
Life is tender, and full
of sudden goodbyes, y'know?
**[24:10] ---**
You're being so stupid!
**[24:11] ---**
I don't care what happens to you!
Go die in a ditch, somewhere!
**[24:14] ---**
Next time, "Despairing Goodbye to the Teacher
~A Graduation Special"
**[24:17] ---**
Be ready to Jack On with Hayate
the Combat Butler next time!
**[24:21] ---**
# 41 - Goodbye Teacher, Despair - Graduation Special
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:14] ---**
Then we'll see you later, Maria.
**[00:15] ---**
See you later.
**[00:17] ---**
Oh, yeah, Maria.
**[00:18] ---**
If you have time, go rent the DVDs
listed here from Wataru's store.
**[00:23] ---**
I understand.
**[00:24] ---**
It's cold, so please be careful.
**[00:27] ---**
It's not a problem!
I have that taken care of!
**[00:32] ---**
It really is cold.
**[00:34] ---**
Huh? What the? Where's the Miss?
**[00:38] ---**
Hey, don't turn around!
I'll be directly in the wind!
**[00:42] ---**
What?!
**[00:45] ---**
You're very resourceful, Miss.
**[00:49] ---**
Good morning, Hinagiku.
**[00:52] ---**
What's wrong? You're all spaced out.
**[00:54] ---**
Hinagiku!
**[00:56] ---**
Oh!
**[00:57] ---**
I'm sorry. There's
something on my mind, so...
**[01:00] ---**
What?!
**[01:01] ---**
Could it be that walking disaster
sprinkler of a superintendent
**[01:04] ---**
has been up to no good again?!
**[01:06] ---**
Oh, that woman should
be enjoying her vacation
**[01:08] ---**
on a tropical island right about now.
**[01:24] ---**
Here you are, Mistress Kuzuha. Say, "Ah!"
**[01:30] ---**
But surely we didn't have to do
the New Year's Breaking of the Mochi
**[01:33] ---**
all the way out here...
**[01:35] ---**
Well, it's for good luck, after all.
**[01:38] ---**
Th-Then, what in the world...
**[01:41] ---**
Actually, my sis gave me New Year's money.
**[01:44] ---**
What?!
**[01:45] ---**
Miss Katsura gave you New Year's money?!
***SIGN*** New Year's Money To Hinagiku From Sis
**[01:49] ---**
She came over to the house yesterday
and left this on my desk.
**[01:53] ---**
I mean, it was just 500 yen in there, but...
**[01:56] ---**
500 yen?!
**[01:56] ---**
Oh, that's all?
**[01:57] ---**
Th-That's a fortune!
**[02:00] ---**
All I ever got every year
was red beans or peanuts.
**[02:03] ---**
Morning!
**[02:08] ---**
Now, now. You're going to be late
if you're too caught up in chitchat.
**[02:12] ---**
You're under arrest!
**[02:13] ---**
There, a knock to your noggin.
**[02:17] ---**
Sh-She's not her usual self!
**[02:19] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
**[02:21] ---**
* That a humongous mansion like*
* this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[02:26] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[02:30] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
**[02:33] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless*
**[02:35] ---**
* and both have a bit of*
* the wrong idea about each other,*
**[02:37] ---**
* but they share the immensely strong,*
* loving bond between servant and mistress.*
**[02:42] ---**
M-Miss Katsura's acting
differently than usual!
**[02:44] ---**
She's sparkling somehow!
**[02:46] ---**
What in the world happened, Sis?!
**[02:48] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:51] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:53] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:59] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[03:04] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[03:10] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[03:15] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest!
**[03:21] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[03:26] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[03:31] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[03:37] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[03:43] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[03:45] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[03:48] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[03:53] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[03:56] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:59] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[04:17] ---**
Despairing Goodbye to the Teacher
~A Graduation Special
**[04:25] ---**
What's wrong, you guys?
**[04:27] ---**
Well, it's not really anything,
**[04:29] ---**
but your Gigantor-esque change
in personality has us shocked...
**[04:32] ---**
Could it be that you went
and ate some plants
**[04:35] ---**
or maybe laughing mushrooms
from the side of the road?
**[04:37] ---**
Oh? Why do you ask?
**[04:38] ---**
Wh-Why? Well, because...
**[04:42] ---**
It's just...
**[04:43] ---**
It's just that today is a very
special day for me.
**[04:48] ---**
A special day?!
**[04:49] ---**
Well, it's almost time for the faculty
morning meeting, so later!
**[05:02] ---**
This is...!
**[05:05] ---**
What?!
**[05:06] ---**
Katsy's quitting being a teacher?!
**[05:08] ---**
Yes, that appears to be the case.
**[05:11] ---**
What should we do?
**[05:14] ---**
Wh-What is so funny?
**[05:16] ---**
Because that's just bananas!
**[05:18] ---**
Yujiki quitting being
a teacher is inconceivable.
**[05:21] ---**
Yeah, that's right. If she quit,
where would she live?
**[05:24] ---**
But she's clearly been
acting strangely since morning
**[05:27] ---**
and she said today was
a special day or something.
**[05:30] ---**
On top of which, she even
gave Hinagiku New Year's money.
**[05:34] ---**
Perhaps she plans to quit Hakuou
and go somewhere far away...
**[05:37] ---**
Yeah, right!
**[05:39] ---**
If that turns out to be true,
I'll shave my head bald!
**[05:42] ---**
I'll change my name to Spicysaltedcodroe!
**[05:45] ---**
Then I'll change the title of this anime
to "Yamabiko the Combat Butler"!
**[05:50] ---**
*Don't change it without permission!*
**[05:51] ---**
Well, for example, if you actually
saw her letter of resignation,
**[05:55] ---**
then I'd be convinced.
**[05:56] ---**
Yup, yup.
***SIGN*** Letter of Resignation
***SIGN*** Letter of Resignation
**[06:00] ---**
What?!
**[06:02] ---**
N-No way!
**[06:03] ---**
I never imagined it could be true!
**[06:05] ---**
More like, if you found it,
tell us that first!
**[06:16] ---**
K-Katsy!
**[06:18] ---**
Oh? Can I help you with something?
**[06:20] ---**
Is the story about quitting true?!
**[06:22] ---**
It's a joke, right?!
**[06:23] ---**
Tell us it's a joke!
**[06:26] ---**
Yes, it's true.
**[06:28] ---**
What?!
**[06:30] ---**
R-Really?!
**[06:32] ---**
Yes, today's the last day.
**[06:34] ---**
Today?!
**[06:35] ---**
Isn't that sudden?!
**[06:37] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:38] ---**
I don't know, it was just hard
to bring it up to you guys.
**[06:42] ---**
Tell me it's not true, Sis!
**[06:45] ---**
Hina.
**[06:46] ---**
Come on! What's there to do
if not teaching?!
**[06:51] ---**
There are plenty of things to do out there.
**[06:53] ---**
Traveling, starting over in life...
**[06:57] ---**
Why?! Why did you keep quiet
about such an important thing?!
**[07:00] ---**
That's right! Don't be
such a stranger, Katsy!
**[07:02] ---**
So true, so true, sauce true!
**[07:05] ---**
Why wasn't there any discussion of this?!
**[07:08] ---**
As an adult, there's no need
to discuss every little move like that.
**[07:13] ---**
Don't worry. Plenty of thought
went into this decision.
**[07:17] ---**
Miss Katsura!
**[07:18] ---**
I'm sorry about catching you
all unawares, but you see...
**[07:24] ---**
Goodbyes have a way of suddenly
sneaking up on you one day.
**[07:31] ---**
It's sad, but life is full
of sudden goodbyes.
**[07:36] ---**
*There are no dandelions in winter.*
**[07:42] ---**
Oh, Marilla, I guess when you're
truly sad, the tears just won't come.
**[07:45] ---**
Sudden goodbyes...
**[07:48] ---**
But in exchange,
I'll never say goodbye to you.
**[07:54] ---**
I'm sorry, Matthew,
but I can't even must a single tear!
**[07:57] ---**
Sis, you jerk!
**[07:59] ---**
See if I care about you anymore!
**[08:01] ---**
Just go die in some ditch somewhere!
**[08:04] ---**
H-Hinagiku!
**[08:07] ---**
Hina...
**[08:38] ---**
Hina, let's go home soon.
**[08:44] ---**
Look! Awesome, huh?
I got all this New Year's money!
**[08:48] ---**
Me, too!
**[08:49] ---**
Um, this was from Daddy.
And this one's from Mommy.
**[08:52] ---**
This was from Granny.
And this one was Grandpa!
**[08:57] ---**
Hina.
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, Sis!
**[08:59] ---**
Come to think of it, I still hadn't
given you your New Year's money, right?
**[09:03] ---**
Hold out your hand.
**[09:04] ---**
Huh?
**[09:07] ---**
Here.
**[09:12] ---**
You'll have to let me off
with that for this year.
**[09:16] ---**
But in exchange,
I'll never say goodbye to you.
**[09:21] ---**
Really?!
**[09:22] ---**
Of course, by all Maeda's Crackers!
**[09:25] ---**
Come on. I'll give you a piggyback ride,
so let's hurry on home.
**[09:27] ---**
Okay!
**[09:46] ---**
Sis, you liar!
**[09:50] ---**
Oof, off we go.
(Rukkorase tto.)
**[09:55] ---**
I guess ages trumps all.
(Toshi ni wa katenai no ne.)
**[10:02] ---**
I never thought Katsy would seriously quit.
**[10:05] ---**
It doesn't seem real.
**[10:07] ---**
When all's said and done, she's
been there for us in so many ways.
**[10:10] ---**
How are we to survive the homework
assignments and tests from now on?
**[10:15] ---**
This seems to have come as a great shock...
**[10:17] ---**
But something about this bugs me.
**[10:20] ---**
What?
**[10:21] ---**
She may be capricious,
but this is on a whole another level.
**[10:23] ---**
Perhaps, but there's no disputing the facts.
**[10:26] ---**
Aw, man,
**[10:28] ---**
I wish we could've had at least one
more class of Katsy's world history.
**[10:32] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[10:35] ---**
*Oh, yeah.*
**[10:37] ---**
* With the 6th period homeroom next,*
* it's goodbye Miss Katsura.*
**[10:43] ---**
That's it! Homeroom!
**[10:48] ---**
Um, then let's get homeroom started.
**[10:52] ---**
Um... um... Today's topic is...
**[10:55] ---**
Me! Miss Katsura!
**[10:57] ---**
There's parts of the rise
and fall of the Frankish Empire
**[10:59] ---**
that I don't understand, so could
you give us a lecture on that?
**[11:02] ---**
What?!
**[11:03] ---**
I want an encore of the Reconquista
during Spain's middle ages!
**[11:07] ---**
What were the four apples
that go down in history again?
**[11:10] ---**
Is it true that Pythagoras
was allergic to broad beans?
**[11:14] ---**
Is it true that the inventor
of instant curry was British?
**[11:17] ---**
We have lots of other questions,
too, so please teach it all to us!
**[11:19] ---**
You guys...
**[11:22] ---**
All right! You got it!
**[11:25] ---**
Yes!
**[11:26] ---**
Since it's come to this, we better
fully enjoy Yukiji's final lecture.
**[11:31] ---**
Okay, are you listening?
This part is key. Key, I tell you.
**[11:34] ---**
1806, the Berlin Decree!
Make sure you get that in your heads!
**[11:39] ---**
Mm, Miss Katsura's lectures always
did move along at a good clip.
**[11:43] ---**
She seems irresponsible,
but she's actually a good teacher.
**[11:46] ---**
By the way, did you know
that Napoleon was into fortune telling?
**[11:49] ---**
And she teaches us stuff
that's not in the textbooks, too.
**[11:52] ---**
It was a simple method,
where he held a coin in his left hand
**[11:55] ---**
and flipped a crêpe in a frying pan.
**[11:58] ---**
But he did it five times
and he messed up on the fifth try.
**[12:01] ---**
That was the year 1812!
**[12:03] ---**
Yup! The year he failed
in his invasion of Russia!
**[12:03] ---**
But I guess we'll never get to attend...
**[12:06] ---**
...these lectures again...
**[12:21] ---**
Got it? This part is key, too.
**[12:26] ---**
Make sure you check it out
in your textbooks later.
**[12:29] ---**
Oh, by the way,
**[12:30] ---**
the reason Napoleon always has his
right hand in his pocket is because...
**[12:33] ---**
Uh, wait. Why are you crying, Miss Segawa?
**[12:35] ---**
You idiot! Don't cry!
**[12:39] ---**
Th-These aren't tears! They're
leftover water from last night's bath!
**[12:43] ---**
Good!
**[12:43] ---**
Huh?
**[12:45] ---**
I see, so you guys finally understand.
**[12:48] ---**
That history is built
on layers upon layers of tears!
**[12:53] ---**
Saying hello and goodbye,
and then saying hello again!
**[12:55] ---**
It's those connections between
people that make history!
**[12:58] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[13:00] ---**
The kanji for "man" depicts two
people leaning on each other!
***SIGN*** Man
**[13:04] ---**
Yes! Man cannot live life alone, you see!
**[13:07] ---**
We can't live...
**[13:09] ---**
...life alone...
**[13:13] ---**
Once Sis is gone, I'll also...
**[13:19] ---**
There isn't a soul out there
who goes through life alone.
**[13:23] ---**
Even when people are apart,
in their hearts, they remain connected.
**[13:26] ---**
That's what I believe.
**[13:28] ---**
I want you all to understand that, too.
And please don't forget.
**[13:32] ---**
The tears are the sweat of the heart!
**[13:35] ---**
And that love is the labor of the heart!
**[13:43] ---**
That concludes our class.
**[13:45] ---**
Thank you, everyone!
**[13:59] ---**
Don't go, Sis!
**[14:00] ---**
Please don't quit!
**[14:02] ---**
There's still lots more
that we want to learn!
**[14:04] ---**
And lots more fun we want to have!
**[14:06] ---**
Ma'am!
**[14:06] ---**
Without you, my life would be
in less danger and it'll be boring!
**[14:10] ---**
Wh-What are you all talking about?
**[14:12] ---**
Even after all this, are you still
going to quit and leave us behind?
**[14:16] ---**
At least stay with us until we graduate!
**[14:19] ---**
Please promise!
**[14:22] ---**
Promise?
**[14:25] ---**
Could it be that this was...?
**[14:27] ---**
Uh, um, you guys...
**[14:27] ---**
Please don't quit!
**[14:31] ---**
Thank you, everyone!
**[14:33] ---**
I had no idea you cared so much
about me! It makes me so happy!
**[14:37] ---**
What?!
**[14:40] ---**
Working as a teacher was a lot
harder than I ever imagined and...
**[14:45] ---**
Sorry about this. We've
got one more place to go to.
**[14:48] ---**
What?!
**[14:51] ---**
Please get up!
**[14:54] ---**
That's why I handed my letter
of resignation to Miss Katsura.
**[14:58] ---**
Letter of resignation?
**[14:59] ---**
You don't mean... this?
**[15:01] ---**
Oh, that's it!
**[15:02] ---**
Oh, uh, sorry about that.
I forgot to give it to the superintendent.
**[15:06] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[15:08] ---**
Observing your lecture,
I was able to realize something.
**[15:12] ---**
To realize just how wonderful the bond
between teacher and student is!
**[15:15] ---**
Everyone, please forgive me
for not seeing how deeply you love me!
**[15:20] ---**
Wh-What's going on?
**[15:22] ---**
Oh, how touching this is!
**[15:26] ---**
Um...
**[15:27] ---**
Huh? What?
**[15:28] ---**
Um, um, there's a huge storm
of "why" brewing here...
**[15:32] ---**
So, you're not quitting, Yukiji?
**[15:35] ---**
Huh? There's no way I'd quit.
**[15:38] ---**
What?!
**[15:39] ---**
Then what about that unnaturally
sparkling smiley aura from this morning?
**[15:43] ---**
Oh!
**[15:44] ---**
Because today's been a super
lucky day for me since morning!
**[15:51] ---**
Shut up!
**[15:55] ---**
Here's Mistress Nobuko
Saeki's fortune for today!
**[15:58] ---**
Congratulations! In first
place come the Scorpios!
**[16:01] ---**
Particularly for those of you
with blood type B, who love to drink,
**[16:03] ---**
and whose pinky toe nails are long,
**[16:05] ---**
this is a once in a dozen
years super lucky day!
**[16:09] ---**
As if stuff like that's ever accurate.
**[16:12] ---**
A l-lucky standing tea leaf!
**[16:14] ---**
The egg!
**[16:16] ---**
The eyebrows!
***SIGN*** Rhapsody of the Koalas
***SIGN*** Choco-balls
**[16:18] ---**
The angel!
**[16:19] ---**
R-Red snappers!
**[16:21] ---**
That's what happened!
Don't you think it's amazing?!
**[16:25] ---**
Uber happy! Super happy!
I'm totally on a roll!
**[16:27] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[16:30] ---**
Look, look! These are the actual goods!
**[16:32] ---**
No wonder even Napoleon
believed in fortune telling!
**[16:40] ---**
For my stupid sister's numerous
misleading, bothersome reactions,
**[16:44] ---**
I am truly sorry
for the trouble she's caused!
**[16:48] ---**
It seems we jumped to conclusions, too.
**[16:50] ---**
I thought it was strange from the start.
**[16:53] ---**
What did we cry all those tears for?
**[16:56] ---**
We'll make sure to get back at you for this!
**[16:58] ---**
Yeah! Give us a free pass
for 50 years' worth of homework!
**[17:01] ---**
Wh-What did I ever do?
**[17:04] ---**
I'm never going to
believe in fortunes again!
**[17:06] ---**
* And thus, the spinster teacher*
* grew ever more dispirited.*
**[17:11] ---**
Oh?
**[17:12] ---**
Then what meaning was there in Miss
Katsura giving you New Year's money?
**[17:19] ---**
That mystery's already been solved.
**[17:21] ---**
Damn it. Come at me with everything
you got. You sons of bitches.
**[17:24] ---**
She's so utterly hopeless.
**[17:35] ---**
I'll give you real, proper
New Year's money someday, okay?
**[17:38] ---**
When is someday?
**[17:40] ---**
Hmm, next year...
**[17:42] ---**
No, I'm not quite sure I can make that.
**[17:44] ---**
In three years...
**[17:45] ---**
Err, well... In ten years...?
**[17:49] ---**
I'll get it to you for sure
by New Year's ten years from now.
**[17:52] ---**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Video Rental V Tachibana
**[18:07] ---**
Let's see, "Pirates of Sanriku Coast"
and "Spider Guy 3", right?
**[18:12] ---**
Here!
**[18:13] ---**
Thank you, as always.
**[18:15] ---**
Tell Nagi to make sure she
returns them by the due date.
**[18:18] ---**
Yes, I understand.
**[18:20] ---**
Maria!
**[18:21] ---**
Um, if you don't mind,
please take this with you.
***SIGN*** Urusai People
**[18:24] ---**
Oh, my! But...
**[18:25] ---**
Please think nothing of it.
**[18:27] ---**
My grandma sent me a massive shipment.
**[18:32] ---**
Th-These are...
**[18:34] ---**
They're still available?
**[18:36] ---**
Or rather, where in the world
is Saki's grandmother from...?
**[18:39] ---**
Oh?
**[18:43] ---**
What should I do?
**[18:44] ---**
The New Year's card I wrote for Hayate...
**[18:46] ---**
I've been trying to decide
whether to send it or not
**[18:48] ---**
and now the New Year's here already.
**[18:50] ---**
More like, didn't I decide
that my resolution for this year
**[18:52] ---**
was to become a mature woman,
brimming with courage?!
***SIGN*** Happy New Year! Here's to another great year! Ayumu Nishizawa
**[18:58] ---**
I can't do it! I'll come again tomorrow!
**[19:01] ---**
Ow!
**[19:04] ---**
What the hell was that?
**[19:05] ---**
Trying to pick a fight, bitch?
**[19:07] ---**
What should I do?! What should I do?!
I think I might get killed!
**[19:10] ---**
You listening?!
I'll beat the crap outta you!
**[19:13] ---**
Mess with us and we'll get you good!
**[19:14] ---**
* Or actually, why do I always get*
* into trouble like this?!*
**[19:15] ---**
You've got some nerve tackling me like that!
**[19:19] ---**
Oh, yes, Miss Nishizawa, isn't it?
**[19:22] ---**
It is, right? Hayate's friend, as I recall.
**[19:25] ---**
You were of great assistance last year
when you let Nagi stay the night.
**[19:29] ---**
Oh, no, um...
**[19:31] ---**
As you saw, she can be
a difficult child in many ways,
**[19:34] ---**
but I hope you'll continue
to be friends with her.
**[19:36] ---**
Uh, okay...
**[19:38] ---**
Oh? Who are these gentlemen?
**[19:41] ---**
Are they your friends?
**[19:43] ---**
Wh-Why would you think that?
**[19:45] ---**
Who the hell are you?!
**[19:47] ---**
You're a maid!
**[19:48] ---**
Just 'cause you're a maid
with some cute looks,
**[19:50] ---**
you better not ignore us, you moron!
**[19:55] ---**
I'm so sorry. I don't understand Klingon.
**[19:59] ---**
That was Japanese, ya moron!
**[20:01] ---**
You keep giving us lip
**[20:03] ---**
and you won't get away with it,
no matter how cute a maid you are!
**[20:15] ---**
What a boorish man to suddenly attempt
to grab a woman by the collar.
**[20:19] ---**
Wh-What the hell was that?!
**[20:22] ---**
That was just Xing Yi Quan.
**[20:23] ---**
Though, I only know enough for self-defense
**[20:25] ---**
and it's only useful
for catching someone by surprise.
**[20:27] ---**
Damn it!
**[20:29] ---**
You're not gonna get away with this!
**[20:31] ---**
I would advise you against that.
**[20:34] ---**
Or getting injured will be
the least of your worries.
**[20:36] ---**
Shut up!
**[20:38] ---**
See?
**[20:41] ---**
No! Help!
**[20:44] ---**
Were you hurt in any way?
**[20:46] ---**
N-No. Thank you very much.
**[20:49] ---**
Not at all.
**[20:49] ---**
More importantly, about this...
**[20:51] ---**
You dropped it.
**[20:54] ---**
Th-This is n-n-nothing! Nothing at all!
**[21:00] ---**
I will pray that this turns out to be
a good year for you, Miss Nishizawa.
**[21:05] ---**
What?
**[21:05] ---**
Oh, yes, if you'd like... Here.
**[21:10] ---**
See you then.
**[21:25] ---**
* "I want to become a woman like her*
* this year," thought Miss Nishizawa.*
**[21:31] ---**
Did anything unusual happen at school?
**[21:34] ---**
Not really.
**[21:36] ---**
Did anything happen during your day, Maria?
**[21:38] ---**
No, nothing of particular
note for me, either.
**[21:42] ---**
But why is it? I suddenly have
a craving for marshmallows.
**[21:47] ---**
* Next time, they will battle*
* against sine, cosine, and tangent.*
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:17] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:26] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:35] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:43] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:53] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
***SIGN*** Yukiji Katsura's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Hitomi Nabatame
**[23:26] ---**
Yukiji Katsura's...
**[23:28] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Hello! I'm the charming
female teacher, Yukiji Katsura.
**[23:33] ---**
Hey, listen to this, everyone.
My character song's finally complete!
**[23:36] ---**
I was a bit nervous about
recording for the first time,
**[23:38] ---**
but I did my best for my fans!
**[23:41] ---**
Hey, Sis, what are you doing?!
**[23:43] ---**
Oh, Hina, I didn't know you were here.
**[23:44] ---**
Don't tell me you didn't know!
**[23:46] ---**
We're doing this segment together,
**[23:48] ---**
so we even had a rehearsal
yesterday, remember?!
**[23:49] ---**
Did we?
**[23:50] ---**
Well, anyway, Hina even joins me
on the second song on the disc,
**[23:52] ---**
so please make sure you get it.
**[23:54] ---**
Oh, the royalty's all mine, okay?
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
Doesn't he have any weaknesses or anything?
**[23:59] ---**
Weaknesses?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
For the heroes of manga and anime,
**[24:02] ---**
they tend to come with
weaknesses by default, you know?
**[24:04] ---**
I see... Is that how it works?
**[24:06] ---**
The butler-in-debt's weakness, huh?
**[24:08] ---**
All right, leave it to me!
**[24:09] ---**
Guys like him sometimes have
the most unexpected weaknesses!
**[24:12] ---**
Next time, "Like a Dog,
a Mouse and a Bulldog".
**[24:16] ---**
I have a good idea.
**[24:17] ---**
What's this good idea?
**[24:19] ---**
That is...
**[24:20] ---**
Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog
**[24:20] ---**
Borg Get On to "Hayate
the Combat Butler" again next time!
# 42 - Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
***SIGN*** Sixteen Years Ago
**[00:18] ---**
He'll be Hayate.
**[00:19] ---**
His name will be Hayate.
**[00:22] ---**
Let's name him Hayate.
**[00:24] ---**
My, what a wonderful name.
**[00:26] ---**
But why?
**[00:27] ---**
The reason's obvious, isn't it, Dear?
**[00:30] ---**
Because I want him to grow up strong,
**[00:32] ---**
so he can run like the gale
(hayate) away from bill collectors.
**[00:35] ---**
Wow, that a *fantastic* name!
**[00:38] ---**
It is, right? I'm a genius!
**[00:41] ---**
No matter when we have to
abandon our child to go on the run,
**[00:43] ---**
we'll have nothing to worry about now.
**[00:44] ---**
Dear, you really are something else!
**[00:48] ---**
*Thus named Hayate,*
**[00:50] ---**
* the boy's destiny was thrust*
* upon him from the day he was born*
**[00:53] ---**
*to become absolutely perfect at everything.*
**[00:56] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
**[00:58] ---**
* That a humongous mansion like*
* this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[01:03] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[01:07] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
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*They are both a bit clueless*
**[01:12] ---**
* and both have a bit of the*
* wrong idea about each other,*
**[01:14] ---**
* but they share the immensely strong,*
* loving bond between servant and mistress.*
**[01:19] ---**
All of America cried!
**[01:20] ---**
We'll make ya laugh 3 times in 5 minutes!
**[01:22] ---**
Already, no hope for the Academy Award!
**[01:25] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:28] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:31] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:36] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[01:41] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[01:47] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[01:52] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest!
**[01:58] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[02:03] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[02:08] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[02:14] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[02:20] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[02:22] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[02:25] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[02:31] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[02:33] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[02:36] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[02:55] ---**
Like a Dog, a Mouse, and a Bulldog
**[02:58] ---**
What's with this painting?
**[03:00] ---**
What do you think?
Is it not a fabulous portrait?
**[03:03] ---**
It's apparently a gift of sorts, but...
**[03:06] ---**
Just how much do you
think this is valued at?
**[03:09] ---**
And so... Open the price!
**[03:11] ---**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands,
ten thousands, hundred thousands,
**[03:15] ---**
millions, ten millions...
**[03:17] ---**
Two hundred million yen!
**[03:19] ---**
It's cheaper than I thought.
**[03:21] ---**
I have brought the milk tea.
**[03:23] ---**
Thank you for your hard work.
**[03:24] ---**
Though, well, in 10 years,
my autographed illustrations
**[03:27] ---**
will probably be worth 100 times
more than this thing.
**[03:29] ---**
Good grief.
**[03:31] ---**
It seems you still do not understand...
**[03:34] ---**
...what true quality is!
**[03:36] ---**
What did you say?!
**[03:37] ---**
Oh?
**[03:38] ---**
What's wrong, Hayate?
**[03:39] ---**
This is a fake.
**[03:41] ---**
What?
**[03:42] ---**
Wh-What are you saying?!
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You should know that this august painting
is worth even more
**[03:47] ---**
than your debt, which you'll spend
the rest of your life repaying!
**[03:49] ---**
Please excuse me.
**[03:57] ---**
What do you think, sir?
**[03:59] ---**
It is a fake.
**[04:00] ---**
What?!
**[04:02] ---**
We actually received word just earlier
that this painting appears to be a fake.
**[04:06] ---**
There we go.
**[04:08] ---**
Well, please excuse us.
***SIGN*** CRUSHED
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, where are you going?
**[04:14] ---**
Eep!
**[04:15] ---**
W-Well, it's been a while,
**[04:17] ---**
so I thought I'd go be a Giant
of Art in the storehouse or something...
**[04:19] ---**
See you!
**[04:21] ---**
B-But anyway, you have
a brilliantly discerning eye, Hayate.
**[04:25] ---**
How did you know that painting was fake?
**[04:28] ---**
Well, that's... uh...
**[04:31] ---**
This is from back when I was little,
**[04:34] ---**
but well, I used to help with my
father's business and sell art.
**[04:38] ---**
Oh, so your father was an art dealer?
**[04:41] ---**
Oh, no, that's not it.
**[04:42] ---**
Ah! Truly, you have a sharp eye!
**[04:45] ---**
You see, we would first
show them the real painting
**[04:48] ---**
and when the customer had made a purchase,
**[04:50] ---**
he would hand it over to me right
in front of the customer
**[04:52] ---**
to avoid suspicion.
**[04:53] ---**
The boy will package it up for you then,
**[04:55] ---**
so please wait one moment.
**[04:57] ---**
We were dealing with valuables,
so the customers are also wary, but...
**[05:02] ---**
They seemed to lower their guard,
knowing I was a child,
**[05:04] ---**
so I would make it look like
I was packaging up the real thing,
**[05:06] ---**
but I would switch it with a fake
that was hidden behind the real one
**[05:08] ---**
and sell the customer that one.
**[05:11] ---**
That's a crime, no two ways about it!
**[05:13] ---**
I was little, so I didn't
know it was a crime.
**[05:16] ---**
And that was when my father drummed into me
**[05:18] ---**
how to instantly recognize fakes
for all kinds of paintings.
**[05:22] ---**
How much worthless information
did you have drummed into you?
**[05:28] ---**
* Hayate Ayasaki, protagonist of this manga*
* and occasionally its heroine.*
**[05:31] ---**
*He's not out to destroy the Andro Army,*
**[05:33] ---**
*but he possesses an invulnerable body.*
**[05:35] ---**
* The author loved the World*
* Masterpiece Theater too much*
**[05:37] ---**
* and before he realized it, he had*
* created an utterly unfortunate boy.*
**[05:41] ---**
*Um...*
**[05:43] ---**
What have you been reading from, Nagi?
**[05:46] ---**
*Um, excuse me...*
**[05:47] ---**
Well, something's been bothering me,
**[05:50] ---**
so I'm reading the original manga
from the beginning.
**[05:52] ---**
Something that's bothering you?
**[05:53] ---**
* Never mind that. I wish you*
* wouldn't rob me of my job...*
**[05:57] ---**
You think Hayate's abilities
are amazing, too, right?
**[06:00] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[06:02] ---**
*Too* amazing.
**[06:04] ---**
He's deft, but he also
has great physical strength
**[06:07] ---**
and he accomplishes all
tasks perfectly and swiftly.
**[06:13] ---**
Now, on to the next room.
**[06:19] ---**
On top of which, he's got
incomprehensible special powers,
**[06:22] ---**
making him too good to be
the protagonist of a romantic comedy.
**[06:25] ---**
Well, we do occasionally get
the shoehorned battles, so...
**[06:29] ---**
So, here's a question I've got.
**[06:31] ---**
Doesn't he have any weaknesses or anything?
**[06:34] ---**
Huh?
**[06:34] ---**
Weaknesses! You know, weaknesses!
**[06:36] ---**
Doraemon has mice, Oba-Q has dogs,
and Goku has his tail.
**[06:40] ---**
For the heroes of manga and anime,
**[06:42] ---**
they tend to come with
weaknesses by default, you know?
**[06:44] ---**
I see... Is that how it works?
**[06:47] ---**
I don't know. Hayate's amazing,
**[06:49] ---**
but he's got a bit of this aura
that makes you want to be mean to him.
**[06:53] ---**
Please, stop this.
**[06:56] ---**
Well, I won't deny it...
**[06:58] ---**
Right?
**[06:59] ---**
As someone who shares Robocon's
weakness, you agree, right?
**[07:04] ---**
What does that have
anything to do with this?!
**[07:06] ---**
Or actually...
**[07:07] ---**
Oh, really! I wish you wouldn't
remind me of such unpleasantness!
**[07:11] ---**
So, I think Hayate needs a weakness!
**[07:14] ---**
Come on! Hinomaru Box!
***SIGN*** Ru Ma No Hi
**[07:20] ---**
I've prepared items that could
possibly be weaknesses for Hayate
**[07:22] ---**
in the form of "Hinomaru" boxes.
**[07:25] ---**
Uh, then I'll take the "ma" from "Hinomaru".
**[07:26] ---**
Good. Open the box!
**[07:32] ---**
Um, Nagi?
**[07:34] ---**
Keep that creepy thing away from me!
**[07:36] ---**
* Then you shouldn't have*
* prepared it in the first place.*
**[07:38] ---**
Darn it!
**[07:39] ---**
I guess it really was stupid of us
to rely on Saito the announcer!
**[07:42] ---**
*Uh, "us"? It's not like I really...*
**[07:44] ---**
In the end, we'll just have to discover
his weaknesses through observation.
**[07:47] ---**
I see...
**[07:49] ---**
All right, that's correct, too.
**[07:53] ---**
I've finally overcome my math weakness.
**[07:56] ---**
Darn! Look at that!
**[07:57] ---**
One of Hayate's rare
weaknesses has been overcome!
**[08:01] ---**
Um, I don't think that's
necessarily a bad thing.
**[08:05] ---**
Does he have any other weaknesses
or things he doesn't like?
**[08:07] ---**
Time to observe carefully!
**[08:08] ---**
Oh, but look at him.
**[08:11] ---**
The Miss won't eat sardines like this,
**[08:15] ---**
so I'll mince it up a bit and get rid
of the fishiness with ginger.
**[08:19] ---**
And she doesn't like carrots
or green peppers, either.
**[08:21] ---**
Plus, she absolutely won't eat spicy things.
**[08:23] ---**
Oh, and she doesn't like
chicken skin, either.
**[08:26] ---**
It seems he's observed you carefully
on your weaknesses and dislikes.
**[08:30] ---**
Honestly, it's because she's
so picky that her growth is...
**[08:34] ---**
I swear! Hayate, you're really... I swear!
**[08:39] ---**
Since it's come to this,
**[08:40] ---**
we have no choice but to go after him
with standard weaknesses.
**[08:42] ---**
Pardon?
**[08:43] ---**
Ta-da!
**[08:46] ---**
What do you think? This'll scare him, right?
**[08:49] ---**
Yes, it's just scary in all sorts of ways...
**[08:52] ---**
Everyone gets scared when a ghost shows up.
**[08:54] ---**
This is the perfect plan.
**[08:56] ---**
*But isn't that more like your own weakness?*
**[08:59] ---**
All right! Now, I just have to wait
until night to catch Hayate sleeping...
**[09:03] ---**
I do not see the need to wait until night.
**[09:06] ---**
Look, if you just darken
the room like this...
**[09:12] ---**
N-N-Nah, Maria, i-isn't it still too early?
**[09:16] ---**
Do you think so?
**[09:18] ---**
But you'll have to go to these lengths,
**[09:21] ---**
or he won't be scared.
**[09:25] ---**
You don't have to be *that* scared...
**[09:28] ---**
Ya got a long way to go!
**[09:30] ---**
That voice!
**[09:33] ---**
Fermented soybeans, red miso soup,
savory monja pancakes!
**[09:35] ---**
If it's weaknesses,
I'll give ya a run for yer money!
**[09:38] ---**
Sakuya...
**[09:38] ---**
Where did you pop out from?!
**[09:41] ---**
The butler-in-debt's weakness, huh?
**[09:43] ---**
All right, leave it to me!
**[09:47] ---**
Guys like him sometimes have
the most unexpected weaknesses!
**[09:50] ---**
Unexpected?
**[09:54] ---**
Terrifyin' invaders who forced humanity
to the brink of extinction...
**[10:01] ---**
But their sinister plot's
destroyed by microorganisms!
**[10:06] ---**
Isn't that the weakness of aliens?
**[10:09] ---**
As I thought, I cannot leave this to Saku.
**[10:11] ---**
If only I could come up with a good idea...
**[10:14] ---**
I have a good idea.
**[10:17] ---**
Isumi!
**[10:17] ---**
What's this good idea?
**[10:20] ---**
My idea is...
**[10:23] ---**
We can simply ask him directly.
**[10:27] ---**
I hadn't thought of that!
**[10:30] ---**
Huh?
**[10:31] ---**
So, what is it that you
are afraid of, my dear Hayate?
**[10:36] ---**
What?
**[10:37] ---**
Um...
**[10:40] ---**
"This is about where
I'd be afraid of a cup of tea."
**[10:43] ---**
*For those of you who don't get it,*
**[10:45] ---**
* please listen to the traditional rakugo*
* story called "Scared of Manju Sweets".*
**[10:49] ---**
What's this, an Edo Era punchline?!
**[10:53] ---**
I'm scared of Dom Pérignon!
I'm scared of Dom Pérignon!
**[10:57] ---**
I got the feeling something just went by...
**[10:59] ---**
That was just your imagination.
**[11:00] ---**
Come to think of it,
what's yer weakness, Isumi?
**[11:03] ---**
What?
**[11:04] ---**
Just wonderin' if even the supreme
Ghost Sweeper's afraid of somethin'.
**[11:09] ---**
Something I am afraid of?
**[11:11] ---**
I do have something.
**[11:13] ---**
Ooh! What's that?
**[11:14] ---**
I am afraid of caterpillars.
**[11:17] ---**
Caterpillars?
**[11:19] ---**
What the heck? That's an awfully
normal thing to be afraid of.
**[11:22] ---**
With a body length of 180 meters
and weighing 20,000 tons,
**[11:26] ---**
it is the guardian deity of Infant Island.
**[11:28] ---**
It spun a giant cocoon on Tokyo Tower...
**[11:30] ---**
Even an atomic heat ray
attack had no effect on it
**[11:34] ---**
and once it became an imago,
**[11:35] ---**
it is said to have devastated
a certain country...
**[11:38] ---**
No, no, no, no!
**[11:39] ---**
I mean, that's no caterpillar!
**[11:42] ---**
Lame...
**[11:43] ---**
...brain...
**[11:44] ---**
Lame...
**[11:45] ---**
...brain...
**[11:45] ---**
*If that'll be all...*
**[11:46] ---**
Lame...
**[11:51] ---**
I won't let you sleep.
(Nekasanai yo.)
**[11:55] ---**
With pleasure.
(Yorokonde.)
**[11:58] ---**
I'm stuffed!
**[12:00] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:01] ---**
I appreciate you treating us
to lunch as well.
**[12:05] ---**
You are quite welcome.
**[12:09] ---**
*She certainly left them neatly uneaten.*
**[12:14] ---**
* You probably thought you*
* took advantage of my weakness,*
**[12:17] ---**
*but it won't be so easy!*
**[12:18] ---**
*Just you watch, Hayate!*
**[12:20] ---**
*Next, I'll be sure to uncover your weakness!*
**[12:24] ---**
So you still haven't given up?
**[12:26] ---**
Maria.
**[12:28] ---**
Once everything's cleaned up,
would it be all right if I took a break?
**[12:31] ---**
Certainly, I won't mind.
**[12:34] ---**
What are you going to do, Hayate?
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, nothing much. I just thought
I'd get back to my studies.
**[12:39] ---**
Since the finals are coming up.
**[12:41] ---**
The finals?
**[12:43] ---**
I must work hard to advance
to the next grade with you, after all.
**[12:48] ---**
W-With me...
**[12:50] ---**
Th-That's true.
**[12:52] ---**
You two better not interfere
with Hayate's studies, got it?!
**[12:56] ---**
By no means are you to get any silly ideas,
**[12:58] ---**
such as being hell-bent
on discovering his weakness!
**[13:01] ---**
Ya know...
**[13:02] ---**
I shall be careful, Nagi.
**[13:04] ---**
Oh, yes, I have the math
problems from last year.
**[13:08] ---**
Would you like to look
at them for reference?
**[13:10] ---**
Yes, I would love to!
**[13:13] ---**
Um, this is math, and yet,
the problems aren't in Japanese...
**[13:18] ---**
Yeah, it's in German.
**[13:20] ---**
What?! German?!
**[13:21] ---**
But Germany is the land of sausages!
**[13:24] ---**
Well, they've got other
things like beer, too, though.
**[13:26] ---**
Never mind that! This is way
beyond the level of "hard"!
**[13:33] ---**
H-Hello there, Wataru. Welcome.
**[13:35] ---**
We're getting a great
number of guests today.
**[13:38] ---**
So what are you suddenly
storming in here for?
**[13:41] ---**
What am I here for?
I mean, what's up with this exam?!
**[13:44] ---**
Well, Hakuou *is*
a prestigious school, after all,
**[13:46] ---**
so it's only natural that it's hard.
**[13:48] ---**
There's hard and then there's this!
**[13:50] ---**
That's right! There's
no way we can read this.
**[13:52] ---**
What?
**[13:54] ---**
You guys can't read that?
**[13:56] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Isumi Saginomiya: 4 Languages
***SIGN*** Maria: 13 Languages
***SIGN*** Nagi Sanzenin: 8 Languages
***SIGN*** Wataru Tachibana: 2 Languages
**[14:04] ---**
Wait, you skipped grades
and you can't even read German?
**[14:08] ---**
I've got my hands full with just English!
**[14:10] ---**
But you could choose to have problems
in English as well on the exam.
**[14:14] ---**
Um, even English is kind of iffy for me...
***SIGN*** Hayate Ayasaki: 1.5 Languages
**[14:19] ---**
J-Just for my own reference,
**[14:20] ---**
what will happen
if I should fail or something?
**[14:24] ---**
Please don't fall silent.
**[14:27] ---**
*What should I do?*
**[14:29] ---**
Goin' to a prestigious
school sure sounds tough.
**[14:32] ---**
I'm so glad I'm goin' to a normal school.
**[14:36] ---**
Saku...
**[14:37] ---**
Now, then, guess playtime's over.
**[14:39] ---**
Ya guys study hard.
**[14:42] ---**
C'mon, Isumi, let's go.
**[14:43] ---**
What? Me, too?
**[14:45] ---**
Yeah, 'cause Wataru won't be able to
focus on his studies with ya around.
**[14:50] ---**
What? Why would Wataru have problems...?
**[14:52] ---**
S-Saku, you bastard!
**[14:54] ---**
Oh! N-Nothing...
**[14:56] ---**
Well, Nagi, we'll leave the rest to ya.
**[15:01] ---**
C'mon, let's go, Isumi.
**[15:02] ---**
All right.
**[15:04] ---**
Sheesh.
**[15:05] ---**
Well, no helping it then.
**[15:10] ---**
* In the meantime,*
* over at a normal high school...*
**[15:15] ---**
Huh? What's with this quiz score?
***SIGN*** Ayumu Nishizawa
**[15:19] ---**
This might be kind of bad...
**[15:22] ---**
*Even with talk of love and romance,*
**[15:24] ---**
*the realities of high school life are harsh.*
**[15:28] ---**
I have to study!
***SIGN*** Newest Edition Understandable German
**[15:32] ---**
That should do it.
**[15:33] ---**
What are you doing, Miss?
**[15:37] ---**
Oh, because there's a limit to how much
you can study on your own.
**[15:40] ---**
I figured I'd go look after my
less accomplished little brother.
**[15:43] ---**
I see.
**[15:45] ---**
I guess there really
are limits on your own...
**[15:47] ---**
Um, I also...
**[15:48] ---**
Because, you see,
**[15:50] ---**
unlike you, he's not the sort
who can do it just by working at it.
**[15:53] ---**
Huh?
**[15:54] ---**
Uh, um... Miss?
**[15:57] ---**
Well, I'm going to go
tutor Wataru over there.
**[16:03] ---**
I will not tolerate a Sanzenin
butler getting a failing grade.
**[16:09] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[16:10] ---**
So, what are you going to do now, Hayate?
**[16:13] ---**
Um...
**[16:17] ---**
Please tutor me, Maria!
**[16:19] ---**
I thought you might say that.
**[16:22] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[16:24] ---**
I swear! You better be
at least a little grateful.
**[16:27] ---**
I am. Sheesh.
**[16:29] ---**
I'd feel bad for Saku
if you flunked or something,
**[16:32] ---**
so work hard.
**[16:36] ---**
R-Right.
**[16:37] ---**
But I had no idea that both Wataru
and Isumi had skipped grades.
**[16:41] ---**
Come to think of it,
I guess we never mentioned it.
**[16:44] ---**
Without friends, Nagi would probably
completely stop going to school,
**[16:49] ---**
so we had them skip grades with her.
**[16:51] ---**
Their grades were good, too, so...
**[16:54] ---**
Mind you, it was originally supposed to be
Isumi and Sakuya who went with her.
**[16:59] ---**
What?
**[17:00] ---**
The truth is, with Wataru, skipping
grades was a pretty big stretch.
**[17:05] ---**
But there was a reason Wataru
desperately wanted to go to Hakuou
**[17:10] ---**
and only 3 slots available
for skipping grades, so...
***SIGN*** Mr. Wataru Tachibana
***SIGN*** Enrollment Paperwork
Hakuou Academy Entrance Exam Center
**[17:42] ---**
Nagi tutored him at that time, too.
**[17:46] ---**
I see.
**[17:49] ---**
I guess they're close.
**[17:52] ---**
Yes.
**[17:54] ---**
So, if the Small Beauties
of Infant Island become lost,
**[17:57] ---**
the entire world will surely fall
into a panic once again...
**[18:00] ---**
Nah, enough 'bout that already.
**[18:02] ---**
By the way, how's school these days?
**[18:05] ---**
Is it still fun?
**[18:07] ---**
Yes, but Nagi does not come
to school much, so...
**[18:11] ---**
Then, Wataru's 'bout
the only playmate you got?
**[18:14] ---**
That is not entirely true, but...
**[18:17] ---**
I only say hello to Wataru
every one in a while anyway.
**[18:21] ---**
Good grief.
**[18:23] ---**
And here I thought maybe they
were slowly gettin' somewhere.
**[18:26] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[18:28] ---**
Nothin'.
**[18:30] ---**
So, what happened to King Ghidorah?
**[18:32] ---**
What? Um, King Ghidorah was...
**[18:35] ---**
But it is a little worrisome, isn't it?
**[18:38] ---**
Pardon?
**[18:39] ---**
I mean the Miss and Wataru.
**[18:41] ---**
They may still be children,
**[18:42] ---**
but for a young man and a young
woman to be alone is...
**[18:45] ---**
Oh, please, Hayate.
**[18:47] ---**
Perhaps we should figure out a nice timing
**[18:49] ---**
to bring them coffee or something.
**[18:51] ---**
You're thinking too much about this.
**[18:53] ---**
I mean, if we start talking
about a young man
**[18:55] ---**
and a young woman being alone,
**[18:56] ---**
we are also...
**[18:58] ---**
What?
**[18:59] ---**
What?
**[19:03] ---**
*The cliché romantic comedy mode!*
**[19:06] ---**
Should we bring them coffee, after all?
Finding a nice timing for it...
**[19:09] ---**
P-Perhaps we should...
**[19:11] ---**
But I feel bad that you're
always tutoring me...
**[19:15] ---**
Huh?
**[19:17] ---**
What's with this creepy gracious attitude?
**[19:20] ---**
Y-You idiot! I'm always gracious!
**[19:25] ---**
You'd be more endearing
if you were always this gracious.
**[19:28] ---**
You... Stop that!
**[19:29] ---**
Miss!
**[19:31] ---**
We have brought you coffee!
**[19:33] ---**
Wait...
**[19:35] ---**
*Nice timing!*
**[19:37] ---**
Wh-Why are you holding hands
while you're studying?
**[19:45] ---**
You've got this wrong, Hayate!
**[19:47] ---**
Th-This just sort of happened...
**[19:49] ---**
It just sort of happened...
and you were trying to do what?
**[19:52] ---**
I wasn't trying to do anything!
**[19:53] ---**
That's right, Hayate!
This is a misunderstanding!
**[19:55] ---**
That's right! I wouldn't even *want*
to do anything to Nagi!
**[19:58] ---**
What?!
**[19:59] ---**
I mean...
**[20:00] ---**
I love Isumi!
**[20:03] ---**
What?
**[20:14] ---**
Uh, um...
**[20:16] ---**
I got lost while I was
chasing after Sakuya and...
**[20:19] ---**
Y-You got it all wrong, Isumi!
**[20:20] ---**
Th-Th-This is... You see...
**[20:23] ---**
J-Just kidding. I was trying to go
for a joke or something.
**[20:26] ---**
Oh, my, so it was a joke.
**[20:29] ---**
Don't ya have any desire
to make progress here?! Ya wuss!
**[20:34] ---**
At this rate, going to the same
school has been meaningless.
**[20:38] ---**
But you see now, don't you?
**[20:40] ---**
You don't have to worry about us.
**[20:43] ---**
S-So it seems.
**[20:45] ---**
Now I can rest easy and go study with Maria.
**[20:48] ---**
Yes. You can rest easy and...
**[20:52] ---**
Hold on a second. What did
you say you're going to do?
**[20:55] ---**
Oh, as I said, go study with Maria...
**[20:59] ---**
Go study with Maria, just the two of you?!
**[21:02] ---**
How dare you do such a thing
behind my back?!
**[21:05] ---**
Why you! This is unforgivable!
**[21:06] ---**
M-Miss?!
**[21:07] ---**
Miss, what are you so angry about?!
**[21:10] ---**
I don't want to hear your excuses!
**[21:12] ---**
* In the end, it seems not*
* understanding a girl's feelings*
**[21:16] ---**
*is Hayate's greatest weakness.*
**[21:19] ---**
* Now, then, next time, even*
* Hollywood films will be shocked!*
**[21:23] ---**
* They'll fight against a luxury*
* passenger liner, terrorists,*
**[21:25] ---**
*and man-eating sharks.*
**[21:26] ---**
Lame...
**[21:27] ---**
...brain...
**[21:29] ---**
You have to "go Isumi" on jokes.
**[21:31] ---**
Wait, that should've been
"go easy"! Just kidding!
**[21:37] ---**
You really love telling jokes,
don't you, Wataru?
**[21:39] ---**
Nah...
**[21:41] ---**
Even though they are not very funny.
**[21:43] ---**
But as a creature, I think
he might be kind of funny.
**[21:48] ---**
Looks like I'll hafta give him some lessons.
**[21:57] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:06] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:10] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:16] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:47] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:56] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
***SIGN*** The Katsura Sisters'
***SIGN*** Lettering by Hitomi Nabatame
**[23:26] ---**
The Katsura sisters'...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:29] ---**
Boom! It's Yukiji Katsura!
**[23:32] ---**
B-Boom! I am Hinagiku Katsura.
**[23:34] ---**
We are the much talked-about pair
of pretty girls, the Katsura sisters!
**[23:38] ---**
Ta-da!
**[23:39] ---**
Hey, are you sure about this, Sis?
**[23:41] ---**
I'm going along with this because you say
**[23:42] ---**
this is your moment in the spotlight,
**[23:43] ---**
but this is really embarrassing, okay?
**[23:45] ---**
Hina, your enthusiasm is lacking.
**[23:47] ---**
And we practiced this so many
times yesterday, too.
**[23:48] ---**
If this song sells, I can say goodbye
to my hard life of poverty!
**[23:51] ---**
I'll get to drink all
the Dom Pérignon I want!
**[23:53] ---**
Well, then, see you again next time!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
I see! So that's what it was!
**[23:57] ---**
The reason I haven't won Hayate over...
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
The most important thing
when it comes to romance...
**[24:00] ---**
...is giving the cold shoulder!
**[24:02] ---**
But I want a situation where Hayate
will rely on me more somehow...
**[24:05] ---**
Nagi, you've been invited on
an ocean voyage on Sakuya's yacht.
**[24:08] ---**
Yes, that's it!
**[24:10] ---**
Next time, "The Poseidon
Advance Generator Gavas"!
**[24:12] ---**
But this ship's pretty well-built.
**[24:15] ---**
Ya think so? That's nice.
**[24:16] ---**
You can give me the cold shoulder
all you want! I'm not falling for you!
**[24:18] ---**
The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas
**[24:20] ---**
Just In to "Hayate the Combat
Butler" again next time!
# 43 - The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:33] ---**
Wh-Wh-Whoa!
**[00:38] ---**
It's smaller than I expected.
**[00:40] ---**
What?! Th-This is?!
**[00:41] ---**
This is.
**[00:42] ---**
This right here.
**[00:44] ---**
Then, how big would it have to be
for you to call it "huge"?!
**[00:48] ---**
Or wait... um... is this...
**[00:51] ---**
Is this really Sakuya's?!
**[00:56] ---**
Her warped sense of humor
really shows, doesn't it?
**[00:58] ---**
I see...
**[01:00] ---**
You did say the yacht is of
a familiar shape and size, but...
**[01:04] ---**
This really is incredible.
**[01:07] ---**
Hayate, are you...
**[01:08] ---**
* How is this a yacht?! No matter how*
* you look at it, it's the Titanic!*
**[01:12] ---**
Is that what you're thinking?
**[01:14] ---**
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
**[01:16] ---**
Miss Sakuya is waiting for you.
**[01:18] ---**
Right. Hayate.
**[01:20] ---**
Klaus.
**[01:20] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[01:25] ---**
Let's go, Maria. Klaus.
**[01:26] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[01:27] ---**
W-Won't you please wait
a moment for me, Miss?!
**[01:30] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
**[01:32] ---**
* That a humongous mansion like this*
* exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[01:37] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[01:41] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
**[01:44] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless*
**[01:46] ---**
* and both have a bit of the wrong*
* idea about each other,*
**[01:48] ---**
* but they share the immensely strong,*
* loving bond between servant and mistress.*
**[01:54] ---**
A passionate woman's bright red cruiser!
**[01:56] ---**
"Let's go cruiser."
The white bullet, is it not?
**[01:59] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:02] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:05] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:10] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[02:15] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:21] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[02:26] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naive and honest!
**[02:32] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[02:37] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[02:42] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[02:48] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[02:54] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[02:56] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[02:59] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[03:04] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[03:07] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:10] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[03:28] ---**
The Poseidon Advance Generator Gavas
**[03:35] ---**
Say, Hayate.
**[03:36] ---**
Yes?
**[03:37] ---**
Would you ask me, "Why are we
suddenly going on an ocean voyage?"
**[03:41] ---**
What?
**[03:41] ---**
*Ask her. It's to get the story rolling.*
**[03:45] ---**
Miss, why are we suddenly
going on an ocean voyage?
**[03:47] ---**
What?!
**[03:49] ---**
You see, the truth is... well...
**[03:51] ---**
You don't have to answer
if you don't want to...
**[03:53] ---**
That's because...
**[03:54] ---**
*She totally wants to answer.*
**[03:56] ---**
"Hey, Britney, would you
please not get too attached?"
**[03:59] ---**
"CRUSHED!"
**[04:00] ---**
"No... What a cold thing
for my senpai to say to me!"
**[04:04] ---**
"But that cold shoulder..."
**[04:09] ---**
"It makes my heart race somehow!"
**[04:17] ---**
*I see!*
**[04:18] ---**
*The reason I haven't won Hayate over...*
**[04:20] ---**
* The important thing*
* when it comes to romance...*
**[04:23] ---**
...is giving the cold shoulder!
**[04:25] ---**
*So she's gone with that angle...*
**[04:28] ---**
It's true, when it comes to romance,
rather than being the pursuer...
**[04:37] ---**
The one *being* pursued is the winner!
**[04:40] ---**
Even that manga author Honou once said it...
**[04:43] ---**
That your own manga can
sometimes teach you things!
**[04:48] ---**
In that case...
**[04:50] ---**
Just you watch, Hayate!
**[04:52] ---**
With my cold shoulder,
I'll make you fall head over heels!
**[04:58] ---**
Oh, Miss.
**[05:00] ---**
Ah, Hayate, morn...
**[05:02] ---**
* No, no! What are you doing*
* getting so excited?!*
**[05:04] ---**
* Don't act like that. I have to*
* face him with an icier attitude.*
**[05:10] ---**
A-Ah. Morning.
**[05:14] ---**
Um, Miss?
**[05:16] ---**
Huh?! Wh-What?!
**[05:17] ---**
Oh, no, it's just that your shoelace
is a bit undone, so...
**[05:22] ---**
Please excuse me. If you
would let me see your foot...
**[05:31] ---**
You should be fine now, Miss.
**[05:34] ---**
R-Right.
**[05:35] ---**
* Do not get flustered! This*
* is where you deliver a decisive blow!*
**[05:38] ---**
Right.
**[05:41] ---**
Good work. You may go now.
**[05:44] ---**
Huh?
**[05:47] ---**
*I swear, that Hayate. He's a formidable one.*
**[05:50] ---**
Miss, please don't leave me behind!
**[05:52] ---**
* I need a place that's more unfamiliar*
* to Hayate somehow...*
**[05:55] ---**
Hayate's so cute.
**[05:55] ---**
* And find a situation where*
* Hayate will need to rely on me...*
**[05:58] ---**
Nagi, a phone call for you from Sakuya.
**[06:00] ---**
I hardly have time for this right now,
but what does she want?
**[06:03] ---**
She is inviting you on
an ocean voyage on her yacht.
**[06:08] ---**
That's it!
**[06:10] ---**
*This is where the flashback ends.*
**[06:12] ---**
*I can't tell Hayate this...*
**[06:15] ---**
Let's hurry! Saku's waiting!
**[06:17] ---**
Um, what about answering that question?
**[06:19] ---**
Oh, well.
**[06:25] ---**
*At any rate, Sakuya's...*
**[06:27] ---**
* Sakuya's "yacht",*
* as she calls it, put out to sea.*
**[06:29] ---**
* Oh, I really hate these*
* rich folks. Just hate them.*
**[06:32] ---**
This is incredible.
All these people seeing us off...
**[06:37] ---**
Maybe they're hired extras.
**[06:38] ---**
Precisely.
**[06:40] ---**
What's that about, Saku?
**[06:42] ---**
Why that's 'cause the more
rowdy scene suits me.
**[06:45] ---**
This is absurd.
**[06:47] ---**
I'll wave to them, too.
**[06:48] ---**
Don't.
**[06:48] ---**
Hey!
**[06:49] ---**
The passengers are extras, too.
**[06:51] ---**
The mood's everythin' with these things.
**[06:54] ---**
You have a band, too?
**[06:55] ---**
Yup.
**[07:01] ---**
The people dancin' are extras, too.
**[07:03] ---**
How many non-extras are there?
**[07:09] ---**
Miss, I've been looking for you.
**[07:11] ---**
Saku, do you have a female dancer
capable of dancing forcefully?
**[07:15] ---**
I do, but what're ya plottin'?
**[07:18] ---**
This ship is incredibly huge.
I almost got lost...
**[07:21] ---**
Would you dance with me?
**[07:23] ---**
You want to... dance... right?
**[07:25] ---**
That's right. I won't let you
turn down a lady's request.
**[07:33] ---**
Miss!
**[07:35] ---**
What should I do?!
**[07:41] ---**
I guess ocean voyages
are demanding, aren't they, Miss?
**[07:47] ---**
Why?!
**[07:47] ---**
Saku... so on and so forth...
**[07:50] ---**
Okay, I'll give it a try.
**[07:52] ---**
Activate Trap C-5!
**[07:56] ---**
Miss!
**[07:59] ---**
What're ya up to?
**[08:01] ---**
Make this ship rock!
**[08:03] ---**
I don't really get it, but leave it to me!
**[08:08] ---**
Miss, where are...
**[08:09] ---**
Oh, Miss!
**[08:14] ---**
Right!
**[08:16] ---**
Left!
**[08:18] ---**
And back to the right!
**[08:23] ---**
But why the heck do I hafta do this?
**[08:27] ---**
"Hayate the... Combat
Butler"... is a good anime!
**[08:31] ---**
Miss!
**[08:38] ---**
Miss!
**[08:41] ---**
*I won't help him! I won't help him!*
**[08:43] ---**
*I won't help him, no matter what!*
**[08:46] ---**
Miss, this is my first time aboard a yacht,
**[08:49] ---**
but I guess it rocks
a lot more than I expected.
**[08:51] ---**
*As I had anticipated,*
**[08:52] ---**
* he's totally keyed up being*
* aboard a yacht for the first time.*
**[08:56] ---**
*But this is according to plan!*
**[08:57] ---**
*And now...*
**[08:59] ---**
Ah! That felt good!
**[09:01] ---**
What else might there be, Miss?
**[09:04] ---**
*This is it!*
**[09:05] ---**
Miss...
**[09:06] ---**
Don't ask me about every little thing!
**[09:15] ---**
*How about it?!*
**[09:16] ---**
* Did that do it? Did that get*
* through? Did that get to you?*
**[09:18] ---**
*Did it hit you hard right in the chest?!*
**[09:21] ---**
P-Please pardon me.
**[09:23] ---**
Y-You idiot!
**[09:25] ---**
D-Don't look like some abandoned puppy!
**[09:30] ---**
A-At any rate, I'm going to
have some tea over there!
**[09:34] ---**
I-If you want to look around
the ship, do it on your own!
**[09:38] ---**
Oh, Miss!
**[09:41] ---**
What is the matter, Hayate?
**[09:42] ---**
Um, did I do something
to offend the Miss again?
**[09:46] ---**
Who knows? I wouldn't know about that...
**[09:49] ---**
Yesterday, it seems
she was drawing her manga,
**[09:51] ---**
groaning and agonizing over it as usual...
**[09:53] ---**
Perhaps something happened
that was not to her satisfaction.
**[09:57] ---**
Something that was not to her satisfaction?
**[09:58] ---**
* Speaking of which, all Hayate had*
* for breakfast was fermented soybeans.*
**[10:03] ---**
But you know, Saku,
this is a pretty well-crafted ship.
**[10:08] ---**
Ya think so?
**[10:09] ---**
Well, that's nice.
**[10:13] ---**
You can give me the cold shoulder
all you want! I'm not falling for you!
**[10:18] ---**
What're ya talkin' about?!
**[10:19] ---**
I'm not talking about anything.
**[10:21] ---**
Sheesh, yer not makin' any sense.
**[10:23] ---**
By the way, I heard
that you invited Isumi, too, but...
**[10:27] ---**
No doubt she's gotten herself lost.
This ship's huge, after all.
**[10:30] ---**
Where am I?
**[10:31] ---**
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
**[10:31] ---**
*Just as she had surmised.*
**[10:33] ---**
But is this ship all right?
**[10:35] ---**
Meanin'?
**[10:36] ---**
I mean, with this design
that seems like it's destined to sink...
**[10:39] ---**
What're ya, a moron?!
**[10:41] ---**
Ya listen to me! The "Ti"
of the "Titanic" stands for...
**[10:43] ---**
The "Ti" stands for...?
**[10:44] ---**
The "Ti (tai)" in fishin' for shrimp
with red snapper (tai)!
**[10:46] ---**
*That's the other way around.*
**[10:47] ---**
This ship is so sinking.
**[10:49] ---**
This ship cost more than the Titanic movie!
**[10:53] ---**
No way it's gonna sink, unless
it gets taken over by terrorists or...
**[10:57] ---**
Was that a gunshot?
**[10:59] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[11:00] ---**
To all you crew members!
**[11:02] ---**
We, the terrorist group,
the Chirp-chirp Corps,
**[11:05] ---**
have now taken over this ship!
**[11:06] ---**
Therefore, you will quietly do as we say!
**[11:11] ---**
So they say. What are you going to do?
**[11:13] ---**
There sure are some reckless
adventurous bastards out there.
**[11:17] ---**
Uh, you terrorists there.
**[11:19] ---**
What is it, you little girl?!
**[11:21] ---**
We have no interest in pipsqueaks like you!
**[11:23] ---**
So he says. What're ya gonna do?
**[11:27] ---**
Don't lay a hand on the crew
or the passengers.
**[11:29] ---**
The fewer hostages the better, right?
**[11:32] ---**
H-Hey, Nagi, yer not thinkin' of...
**[11:35] ---**
What's this, little girl?
Are you volunteering to be a hostage?
**[11:39] ---**
Yeah, I think it's her responsibility.
**[11:41] ---**
After all, she's the owner of this ship.
**[11:44] ---**
Wait, *I'm* gonna be the hostage?!
**[11:46] ---**
Behold this brilliantly sharp wit,
not even letting that small jab go by!
**[11:50] ---**
What're ya doin', calmly recommendin' me?!
**[11:53] ---**
For funny men like you, who haven't
learned a thing from robot anime...
**[11:58] ---**
Why you...
**[12:02] ---**
But goodness, this ship truly is huge.
**[12:06] ---**
It's so huge, I almost
don't know where I came from.
**[12:10] ---**
But I wonder why the Miss
is in such a foul mood.
**[12:15] ---**
And I was lost.
**[12:20] ---**
*And so, Die Hard at sea continued.*
**[12:27] ---**
We'll hafta play it by ear!
(Deta toko soubu ya!)
**[12:30] ---**
Please stop that.
(Yamete.)
**[12:40] ---**
I swear. Terrorists these days...
**[12:42] ---**
They think they can win
as long as they have guns.
**[12:44] ---**
They leave much to be desired.
**[12:46] ---**
Their kung fu was not enough.
**[12:48] ---**
Wh-What a tough bunch.
**[12:50] ---**
And yet, they have
a gentlemanly way about them.
**[12:53] ---**
Who in the world are you?
**[12:55] ---**
You fools!
**[12:56] ---**
You snuck onto this ship
without even knowing who we are?
**[13:00] ---**
Now, you listen carefully!
**[13:05] ---**
We protect our mistresses.
**[13:08] ---**
We are first-rate butlers!
**[13:10] ---**
We will do everything in our power
to eliminate anyone
**[13:13] ---**
who attempts to harm our mistresses.
**[13:16] ---**
Remember that well.
***SIGN*** Butlers
**[13:19] ---**
Ya can act cool all ya want,
**[13:20] ---**
but it won't erase yer blunder
in lettin' this bunch get on board.
**[13:24] ---**
Eep!
**[13:25] ---**
So, what were these guys after?
**[13:28] ---**
Who knows?
**[13:29] ---**
Isumi's here, too,
**[13:30] ---**
so I'm sure there're a ton of reasons
they could've been after us for...
**[13:34] ---**
We attacked your ship because
it looked full of rich people.
**[13:37] ---**
To repay my debts!
**[13:38] ---**
I don't want my wife and children
to suffer any more hardship!
**[13:42] ---**
*So you have a wife and children?*
**[13:44] ---**
Sorry about that.
**[13:45] ---**
*You're poor?*
**[13:46] ---**
Y-Yes, I am.
**[13:48] ---**
You got some problem with that?!
**[13:50] ---**
Nope.
**[13:51] ---**
C'mon now, confessing that easily?
**[13:53] ---**
Even on Conan, ya don't see that often.
**[13:55] ---**
Explaining your own
motives in their entirety...
**[13:58] ---**
What are you, a criminal
from a Tuesday Suspense drama?
**[14:01] ---**
H-How dare you mock me?!
**[14:02] ---**
Since it's come to this, I'll end it all!
**[14:11] ---**
Wha?! This is...!
**[14:13] ---**
A bomb?!
**[14:16] ---**
To put it bluntly...
**[14:18] ---**
It's all over!
**[14:20] ---**
My debts will disappear
along with this ship!
**[14:26] ---**
And a one, two...
**[14:31] ---**
You're not scared?
**[14:32] ---**
Actually, I'm scared.
**[14:33] ---**
Yeah, right?
**[14:35] ---**
What'll we do?!
**[14:36] ---**
I wonder if the design was bad, after all.
**[14:39] ---**
This is no time for that!
**[14:40] ---**
Where are Hayate and Isumi?!
**[14:42] ---**
Miss Isumi!
**[14:51] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[14:55] ---**
Ow...
**[14:58] ---**
Wh-What was that?
**[15:01] ---**
Don't tell me... Did we
hit a glacier, after all?
**[15:04] ---**
Considering the design of this ship,
**[15:06] ---**
I feel like it'd sink easily
if anything happened to it.
**[15:08] ---**
*You think so, too, huh?*
**[15:12] ---**
Huh? What?
**[15:15] ---**
What?!
**[15:19] ---**
What the heck is this?!
**[15:21] ---**
Blood?!
**[15:21] ---**
There's like a whole lot of it!
**[15:24] ---**
No, no, calm down.
**[15:26] ---**
This is an anime.
**[15:27] ---**
By the next scene,
it'll be like nothing happened...
**[15:30] ---**
That's the scenario! The storyboards
should show that, too!
**[15:32] ---**
Look, even in the original manga!
**[15:35] ---**
*Looks like you were wrong.*
**[15:36] ---**
But that was close...
**[15:38] ---**
Bleeding like this, if I'd been thrown
into the cold water...
**[15:41] ---**
* Generally speaking, the amount of time*
* a person can withstand cold water*
**[15:45] ---**
*is said to be one hour in 4-5 degree water*
**[15:48] ---**
*and 20-30 minutes is the limit at 0 degrees.*
**[15:52] ---**
I might die in that.
**[15:53] ---**
*You poor thing.*
**[15:56] ---**
That's...
**[15:58] ---**
Bobbing along...
**[16:01] ---**
Bob, bob, bobbing along, bobbing along...
**[16:05] ---**
Oh...
**[16:06] ---**
Um...
**[16:08] ---**
What?! Isumi?!
**[16:11] ---**
Wh-What are you doing here?
**[16:13] ---**
That is because...
**[16:14] ---**
I shouldn't need to ask.
You got lost, right?
**[16:17] ---**
So, are you all right?
**[16:19] ---**
I am not all right.
**[16:23] ---**
No, right?
**[16:26] ---**
Please wait one moment!
I will be right there to save...
**[16:30] ---**
*Getting in cold water*
**[16:32] ---**
* when my body temperature is down*
* from loss of blood means...*
**[16:35] ---**
*Mortal danger!*
**[16:37] ---**
Isumi and Hayate are nowhere to be found?!
**[16:39] ---**
Yes, they are the only two we cannot find
**[16:41] ---**
and all the butlers are
in a huge panic, if you will!
**[16:44] ---**
On top of which, it seems
this ship will sink like *that*
**[16:48] ---**
in less than an hour!
**[16:49] ---**
Like *that*?
**[16:51] ---**
Like *that*.
**[16:53] ---**
This is bad.
**[16:54] ---**
Even DiCaprio was swallowed
up by the sea in the end...
**[16:57] ---**
Don't say such ominous things!
**[16:59] ---**
That's not it! I'm sayin' we need
to worry more 'bout the butler-in-debt.
**[17:02] ---**
More worried about Hayate?
**[17:04] ---**
It may not seem it, but the goddess
of good fortune dotes on Isumi,
**[17:07] ---**
so I'm sure she'll be fine, but...
**[17:10] ---**
But ya know how he is.
He's possessed by the god of death.
**[17:14] ---**
I just hope he doesn't
do anythin' reckless...
**[17:18] ---**
Miss!
**[17:20] ---**
Miss!
**[17:22] ---**
Miss!
**[17:26] ---**
I'm going to go look for Hayate!
**[17:28] ---**
H-Hey!
**[17:30] ---**
Um, are you all right, my dear Hayate?
**[17:34] ---**
I am all right.
**[17:35] ---**
I work out more than DiCaprio, so...
**[17:37] ---**
On top of which, this water
was painfully cold at first,
**[17:41] ---**
but it's sort of gradually warmed up...
**[17:43] ---**
That probably means that your
condition is getting dicey...
***SIGN*** DeKaprio
**[17:51] ---**
Well, my body's pretty tough,
so it'll work out somehow.
**[17:55] ---**
But you are also bleeding a lot
**[17:58] ---**
and lured in by that blood...
**[18:01] ---**
...you seem to have attracted
some rather large fish...
**[18:05] ---**
Surely not...
**[18:12] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:13] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:15] ---**
Hayate!
**[18:17] ---**
Take that! Take that!
**[18:20] ---**
Take that! Take that!
**[18:23] ---**
Take that! Take that!
**[18:27] ---**
Take that! Take that! Take that!
**[18:27] ---**
*What am I seeing here?*
**[18:29] ---**
A-Are you all right...
**[18:31] ---**
No, I can sort of tell
that you're not, but...
**[18:33] ---**
H-How are you feeling, Hayate?!
**[18:35] ---**
W-Well, let me think.
**[18:36] ---**
I'm probably... in a pinch.
**[18:41] ---**
A pinch?! Are you in a big pinch, Hayate?!
**[18:45] ---**
*Wh-What should I do?*
**[18:47] ---**
* I guess this fish is the kind*
* of fish that eats people.*
**[18:50] ---**
* I want to save my dear Hayate,*
* but with him in its mouth...*
**[18:54] ---**
*If only I can use this branch somehow to...*
**[18:56] ---**
Take that! Take that! Take that!
**[18:59] ---**
* Th-This is an incredibly*
* desperate situation somehow...*
**[19:02] ---**
* On top of which, I feel like there*
* were two sharks out there...*
**[19:05] ---**
* If the other one attacks,*
* then it'll really be...*
**[19:07] ---**
*...over.*
**[19:10] ---**
What?!
**[19:13] ---**
W-Wait for me, Hayate!
**[19:15] ---**
I-I'm coming... right away...
**[19:18] ---**
...to save you!
**[19:21] ---**
You mustn't, Miss! There's one more shark...
**[19:30] ---**
You leave me no choice!
**[19:31] ---**
My...!
**[19:32] ---**
My Miss!
**[19:36] ---**
Don't you touch her!
**[19:45] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[19:49] ---**
M-Miss...
**[19:54] ---**
Hayate!
**[20:03] ---**
*Oh, this is bad.*
**[20:05] ---**
* I used up every last ounce*
* of my strength doing that,*
**[20:08] ---**
*so I can't even lift a finger now.*
**[20:13] ---**
*Am I... going to die?*
**[20:19] ---**
*I am sorry, Miss.*
**[20:22] ---**
*I wasn't of much use to you...*
**[20:27] ---**
*I am truly sorry.*
**[20:32] ---**
*I am... sorry...*
**[20:38] ---**
If you're going to apologize for it,
why don't you wake up already.
**[20:42] ---**
What?
**[20:44] ---**
What?!
**[20:45] ---**
I swear. So you've finally come to.
**[20:48] ---**
Hayate!
**[20:49] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[20:50] ---**
Haya...
**[20:50] ---**
Where are we?
**[20:51] ---**
Haya...
**[20:51] ---**
On board a rescue vessel.
**[20:54] ---**
I swear, you were a pain to carry on board.
**[20:57] ---**
You saved me?
**[20:59] ---**
Not really.
**[21:01] ---**
I only saved you because
the Miss asked me to.
**[21:03] ---**
Haya...
**[21:04] ---**
I swear! To think a Sanzenin butler
would be defeated so easily...
**[21:04] ---**
Haya... Haya...
**[21:07] ---**
Haya...
**[21:08] ---**
P-Pardon me.
**[21:10] ---**
Haya...
**[21:12] ---**
But thank you very much for saving me.
**[21:16] ---**
Hey, Hayate! Why are you blushing?!
**[21:18] ---**
What's with that background?!
**[21:21] ---**
I have no need of thanks from you.
**[21:26] ---**
* They say that the cold shoulder sets*
* men's hearts aflutter for some reason...*
**[21:31] ---**
*And thus, the Miss...*
**[21:33] ---**
Y-You can't, okay?!
Anything but that, okay?!
**[21:35] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about, Miss?
**[21:37] ---**
*...found herself with more to worry about.*
**[21:40] ---**
* Next time, they will fight against*
* the anime production schedule.*
**[21:43] ---**
Freshly caught, freshly made
shark fin soup in one big gulp!
**[21:48] ---**
HOT!
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:16] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:25] ---**
Nagi and...
**[23:26] ---**
...Hayate and...
***SIGN*** The Katsura Sisters'
***SIGN*** Lettering by Shizuka Ito
**[23:27] ---**
...the Katsura sisters'...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:30] ---**
I'm Nagi Sanzenin,
little sister to 100 million people.
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Hinagiku Katsura.
**[23:35] ---**
I'm Yukiji Katsura, pervy terrorist,
a message sent from a supernova,
**[23:38] ---**
and a national pretty girl.
**[23:40] ---**
But with four of us side-by-side,
this place sure gets crowded.
**[23:42] ---**
Well, but if we leave
Miss Katsura unchecked,
**[23:45] ---**
terrible things may happen like
they did the last two times, so...
**[23:48] ---**
Your remarks towards me
are as scathing as ever, Hayate.
**[23:50] ---**
Sis, you're a teacher, so you
should act more like one...
**[23:53] ---**
Oh, it's time.
**[23:54] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
What do you think? The completed version of "Magical Destroy"!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Um, it doesn't seem
that different from before...
**[24:03] ---**
What?!
**[24:04] ---**
After I took it upon myself
to make revisions targeting the masses,
**[24:08] ---**
are you saying it's *still*
beyond your comprehension?!
**[24:09] ---**
Then I'll explain it to you in the most
eminently understandable way!
**[24:13] ---**
Next time, "The Mystery of the
120 Employment Rate (Temp.)".
**[24:17] ---**
Wait, what in the world is this place?!
**[24:18] ---**
It is where the creators of this anime...
**[24:18] ---**
The Mystery of the
120 Employment Rate (Temp.)
**[24:20] ---**
Tekset to "Hayate the Combat
Butler" anime next time!
# 44 - The Mystery of the 120% Employment Rate (Temp.)
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:10] ---**
Sploosh!
**[00:12] ---**
Dun-dun!
***SIGN*** Synerg SP
**[00:19] ---**
Ta-da!
***SIGN*** End of the Century Legend Magical Destroy
**[00:22] ---**
Ma-Ma-Magical Destroy!
**[00:28] ---**
My name is Britney!
**[00:35] ---**
By all appearances, I'm a fine florist.
**[00:40] ---**
But the truth is...
**[00:43] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[00:45] ---**
Hey, why are you interrupting me?!
**[00:47] ---**
This will have people wondering
what in the world is going on!
**[00:50] ---**
As you can see, it's a new opening sequence.
**[00:53] ---**
A new opening sequence?
**[00:54] ---**
Yes, to commemorate the 44th episode,
**[00:57] ---**
we have decided to animate my manga!
**[01:00] ---**
Didn't we do something
similar once before, too?
**[01:03] ---**
Furthermore, starting next week,
we'll have it properly sung by Kotoko!
**[01:06] ---**
No, we won't!
**[01:08] ---**
And now, please start
the real opening sequence.
**[01:10] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
**[01:12] ---**
* That a humongous mansion like*
* this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[01:17] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[01:21] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
**[01:24] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless*
**[01:26] ---**
* and both have a bit of*
* the wrong idea about each other,*
**[01:28] ---**
* but they share the immensely strong,*
* loving bond between servant and mistress.*
**[01:34] ---**
This episode of "Hayate the
Combat Butler" is a work of fiction
**[01:36] ---**
and is in no way related
to real people or organizations.
**[01:38] ---**
It always is.
**[01:39] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[01:42] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[01:44] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:50] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[01:55] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:01] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[02:06] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[02:12] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[02:17] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[02:22] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[02:28] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[02:34] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[02:36] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[02:39] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[02:44] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[02:47] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[02:50] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[03:08] ---**
The Mystery of the 120
Employment Rate (Temp.)
**[03:14] ---**
What do you think? It's the completed
version of "Magical Destroy"!
**[03:17] ---**
You always tell me it's hard to understand
**[03:19] ---**
so I tried making it easier.
**[03:21] ---**
Um...
**[03:22] ---**
Yes, yes?!
**[03:23] ---**
It doesn't seem
that different from before...
**[03:27] ---**
What?!
**[03:28] ---**
After I restrained my own style
**[03:30] ---**
and took it upon myself to make
revisions targeting the masses,
**[03:32] ---**
are you saying it's *still*
beyond your comprehension?!
**[03:34] ---**
Well, that is easy for you to say, but...
**[03:36] ---**
Look here!
**[03:37] ---**
The storminess of the Sea
of Japan here represents the ferocity
**[03:41] ---**
of the battle that's about to start, see?!
**[03:44] ---**
"Fwahahaha, I have finally
found you, Britney!"
**[03:48] ---**
"Hm? That voice...
Surely not! Who are you?!"
**[03:51] ---**
"I have come all this way to the
Sea of Japan to defeat you. I am..."
**[03:54] ---**
"...your enemy!!!"
**[03:55] ---**
"Damn it, my enemy, huh?!!"
**[03:57] ---**
"Then, surely, I have
no choice but to fight!!"
**[03:59] ---**
"That's right!! You have
no choice but to fight!!"
**[04:01] ---**
"But since you call yourself my enemy...!!"
**[04:03] ---**
"You must be strong!!"
**[04:04] ---**
"No, I'm sorry."
**[04:06] ---**
"I am not very strong!!!
Because I am an early enemy."
**[04:10] ---**
Wh-What's wrong, Maria?
**[04:12] ---**
Um, is this a game of "you lose
if you poke fun at this"?
**[04:15] ---**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[04:16] ---**
An enemy has already
appeared on the 3rd page!
**[04:18] ---**
It's a thrilling, suspenseful development!
**[04:21] ---**
But he's even saying himself
that he's not strong...
**[04:24] ---**
What is this journey about anyway?
**[04:26] ---**
This is interesting, Nagi.
**[04:27] ---**
What?!
**[04:29] ---**
Or wait, Isumi, when did you get here?!
**[04:30] ---**
Ah! That's Isumi for you!
**[04:33] ---**
It was so very interesting that I tried
writing the continuation to it, too.
***SIGN*** Twinkle
**[04:37] ---**
What?!
**[04:39] ---**
"A Kitten's Life".
**[04:41] ---**
"There was a kitten
with wings flying in the sky."
**[04:48] ---**
"Upon inspecting it from various angles,"
**[04:52] ---**
"it turns out it was going
at 23km per hour."
**[04:56] ---**
Wow! That's incredible, Isumi!
This is the feel I wanted!
**[04:59] ---**
Right?
**[05:00] ---**
Looks like they're at it again, huh?
**[05:02] ---**
Oh, Sakuya. And when did *you* get here?
**[05:04] ---**
Aren't those two incredible?
**[05:06] ---**
Yes, their conversation is just
so out there in another dimension...
**[05:09] ---**
Seriously. And they understand each
other, so it's really somethin'.
**[05:12] ---**
But is it really that hard to draw a manga?
**[05:15] ---**
Well, if your art is decent
and the story is carefully told,
**[05:18] ---**
you have a reasonable chance
at winning prizes.
**[05:20] ---**
Don't make problematic statements like that!
**[05:24] ---**
That reminds me, you've won
a manga award before, haven't you?
**[05:28] ---**
What?!
**[05:29] ---**
Wow, that's amazin'!
**[05:30] ---**
I have yet to read your manga, too.
**[05:33] ---**
I would like to read it as well.
**[05:40] ---**
W-Well, not that I mind, but...
**[05:43] ---**
"My name is Britney."
**[05:45] ---**
"As you can see, I'm an energetic
part-timer at a flower shop."
**[05:48] ---**
"Normally, I'm making a mess of things,
enticed by the scent of flowers."
***SIGN*** ROOOAAAARRR
**[05:51] ---**
"So I'm always getting
chewed out by the owner."
**[05:53] ---**
"But enticed by the sweet scent
of those flowers come the bad guys."
**[05:58] ---**
"But it's no problem!"
**[06:00] ---**
"I make short work of guys like
that with my magic!"
**[06:03] ---**
"That's right, I'm secretly a magical girl."
**[06:07] ---**
"The magical girl of flowers, Britney!"
**[06:11] ---**
This manga plays it so safe,
it actually kinda ticks me off.
**[06:14] ---**
And it's colored to boot.
**[06:16] ---**
Plus, the art is adorable, but there is
something unwholesome about it.
**[06:20] ---**
Well, it doesn't seem
to be very well-received.
**[06:22] ---**
What do you think, Isumi?
**[06:24] ---**
It feels like it is aiming
to be popular from the start...
**[06:27] ---**
What?!
**[06:28] ---**
Right? With a mocking style like
this that's pretending to curry favor,
**[06:32] ---**
maybe you can fool the judges,
**[06:34] ---**
but you won't be able to
impress the true readers!
**[06:38] ---**
I-I see, pardon me.
**[06:40] ---**
More importantly, what happens
in your manga after this, Nagi?
**[06:43] ---**
Ah, I'm still in the middle
of laying out the rest of it.
**[06:46] ---**
How 'bout ya at least tell us the plotline?
**[06:48] ---**
Yes, I agree.
**[06:50] ---**
Ooh! What's this?
**[06:51] ---**
You guys want to know
what happens next, too?!
**[06:53] ---**
No, that is not quite why...
**[06:54] ---**
Then you leave me
no choice! I shall tell you!
**[06:57] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[06:58] ---**
Emerging from the 12th dimension,
***SIGN*** °Illustrative Images
**[07:00] ---**
the great defeated warrior general,
along with the dark defeated warrior,
**[07:03] ---**
turns all of humanity into worker ants
and tries to conquer the world.
**[07:06] ---**
To do this, they first begin buying up
sugar in the futures market.
***SIGN*** Futures Market
**[07:09] ---**
Due to this, there's
a worldwide shortage of sugar,
**[07:11] ---**
so Britney hardens her resolve
to travel into the 8th dimension.
**[07:13] ---**
Because she super loves cake
and stuff! Because she's a girl!
**[07:16] ---**
But Praying Mantisians come invading
right around then from nebula M2983
***SIGN*** Fan Service Images
**[07:19] ---**
with their eyes on Earth's
petroleum resources.
**[07:22] ---**
And the ancient Aztecs...
**[07:24] ---**
Um, stop there, Nagi.
**[07:26] ---**
Why did you stop me?!
It was just getting to the good part!
**[07:28] ---**
How was that getting good?
**[07:30] ---**
Miss, if you don't figure out a way
to make it easier to understand,
**[07:33] ---**
you won't get through to people.
**[07:35] ---**
Yup, yup. It's all nonsense.
**[07:37] ---**
What?! I was explaining it all to you guys!
**[07:41] ---**
Right...
**[07:42] ---**
I've made up my mind!
**[07:45] ---**
Let's see, I was told that it
should be around here somewhere...
**[07:49] ---**
Miss, where in the world are we...?
**[07:52] ---**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Ramen Taro
**[07:54] ---**
Wait. Ramen?
**[07:56] ---**
Welco...
***SIGN*** Animago
**[08:01] ---**
P-Please take the table in the back.
**[08:03] ---**
Good.
**[08:11] ---**
Now, I will use the facilities here
to show you how fantastic my manga is.
**[08:16] ---**
I see...
**[08:16] ---**
Um, how in the world are you going to
use the facilities of a ramen shop?
**[08:23] ---**
Looks like we're here.
**[08:24] ---**
What is this place?!
**[08:26] ---**
Could this be that rumor I've heard...?
**[08:29] ---**
What?
**[08:33] ---**
Quick, quick, quick, quick! Stare!
**[08:37] ---**
Cut 82, key animation work done.
**[08:39] ---**
I've come to collect the finished work.
**[08:41] ---**
Here.
**[08:42] ---**
Thanks for your hard work!
**[08:44] ---**
Crash! Boom!
**[08:46] ---**
I've brought the finished work.
**[08:48] ---**
Good.
**[08:51] ---**
"Woohoo! But Dad's not here..."
**[08:54] ---**
Here.
**[08:55] ---**
Thanks for your hard work!
**[08:58] ---**
Key animation has been
checked for performance.
**[09:01] ---**
Thanks!
**[09:04] ---**
What in the world is this place?
**[09:05] ---**
It's a rather anime-ish place...
**[09:08] ---**
Yes, this is an anime production studio.
**[09:10] ---**
What?!
**[09:12] ---**
Just like I suspected.
**[09:13] ---**
So the urban myth that anime studios
disguise themselves as ramen shops,
**[09:16] ---**
hidin' at all costs from
the general populace was true.
**[09:21] ---**
I see...
**[09:22] ---**
There's an urban myth like that?
**[09:24] ---**
My, how mysterious.
**[09:26] ---**
*Furthermore, this show is a work of fiction*
**[09:28] ---**
* and in no way related*
* to the actual industry.*
**[09:33] ---**
Wow, so this is where they make anime.
**[09:36] ---**
It totally has that "studio" feel about it.
**[09:38] ---**
I feel like we came here around
Episode 35, too, though...
**[09:40] ---**
That's Miss Segawa,
Miss Hanabishi, and Miss Asakaze!
**[09:44] ---**
Why are they here, too?
**[09:45] ---**
Hey, hey, where are the voice actors?
**[09:48] ---**
What? Uh, those people are over
at the recording studio.
**[09:52] ---**
What?! They're not here?!
**[09:55] ---**
And here I thought
I'd get to meet Ms. Yahagi!
**[09:58] ---**
Wow! It's really moving!
**[10:01] ---**
Let's see, I think
I'll draw something up, too.
***SIGN*** Rip Roaring Student Council Tankenger
**[10:09] ---**
What's wrong, Maria?!
**[10:11] ---**
Th-That...
**[10:17] ---**
Poke. Poke.
**[10:21] ---**
Looks like she's just sleepin'.
**[10:23] ---**
I'll manage it somehow
by the end of the day...
**[10:26] ---**
She is not sleeping. She passed out.
**[10:28] ---**
A warrior's rest.
**[10:31] ---**
By the way, Miss, what
in the world are we doing here?
**[10:33] ---**
I'm going to have them animate
the continuation of my manga.
**[10:36] ---**
What?!
**[10:37] ---**
Your manga?!
**[10:39] ---**
Animate it?!
**[10:40] ---**
Yes, I thought it would be easier
to understand as an anime
**[10:43] ---**
rather than a verbal explanation.
**[10:45] ---**
But, but, doesn't the manga
usually have to succeed first,
**[10:47] ---**
before it gets animated?
**[10:49] ---**
So exciting. So heart-pounding.
**[10:50] ---**
*To be continued in the second half!*
**[10:54] ---**
Terere, terere tte.
**[10:57] ---**
Is "terere" some kind of magical spell?
(Terere tte nanika no jumon nano?)
***SIGN*** Conference Room
**[11:02] ---**
So, with this scene...
**[11:04] ---**
It's like Unicron preying upon a planet.
**[11:07] ---**
Naturally, we won't be using
any CG and it'll all be drawn!
**[11:09] ---**
And it'll be huge, like
the climax scene in "Laputa",
**[11:12] ---**
and then impressive like
the opening of the "Patlabor" movie!
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, I mean the first movie.
**[11:16] ---**
And to finish it off, we have
the last scene from "Saint Seiya"!
**[11:18] ---**
We'll run through the crumbling temple!
**[11:18] ---**
Is an explanation like this really
going to get across to them?
**[11:20] ---**
Do it in Mr. Shingo Araki's style.
**[11:21] ---**
Who knows?
**[11:22] ---**
That's all. Get it done in a week.
**[11:26] ---**
Impossible.
**[11:27] ---**
This is ridiculous.
**[11:28] ---**
You think producing anime
is easy, don't you?
**[11:32] ---**
Hello?
**[11:33] ---**
What?!
**[11:34] ---**
Y-Yes, I understand!
**[11:36] ---**
Hey.
**[11:37] ---**
Whisper, whisper, whisper.
**[11:38] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[11:40] ---**
We will begin the production
work right away!
**[11:42] ---**
Oh, really? I'll be counting on you.
**[11:45] ---**
Off we go!
**[11:48] ---**
Hey, Nagi, what the heck did ya do?
**[11:50] ---**
No idea. I didn't do anything...
**[11:52] ---**
Oh, come to think of it, since this
company will be making my anime,
**[11:56] ---**
there was intel out there
that their stock would probably go up.
**[11:59] ---**
That's gotta be it.
**[12:00] ---**
So exciting. So exciting.
**[12:00] ---**
* Not to sound like a broken record,*
* but this is a work of fiction*
**[12:03] ---**
* and is in no way related*
* to the actual industry.*
**[12:03] ---**
So exciting.
**[12:05] ---**
* And so, yet another anime*
* of questionable quality gets made...*
**[12:09] ---**
*Good luck to this show, too!*
**[12:15] ---**
Are the storyboards still not done?!
**[12:16] ---**
I think it's almost done,
**[12:18] ---**
but the director said something
about going to Toys 'R Us
**[12:20] ---**
to buy a limited edition figurine...
**[12:22] ---**
Send an assistant to do that!
This is part of their job!
**[12:25] ---**
R-Right...
**[12:26] ---**
We have quite a bit
of the design elements in place,
**[12:28] ---**
but we don't have enough key animators!
**[12:29] ---**
What?!
**[12:30] ---**
There's trouble! The animation
director has suffered tenosynovitis!
**[12:33] ---**
What?!
**[12:34] ---**
What's going on?
**[12:35] ---**
The thing is, we're short
on animation staff members.
**[12:38] ---**
Hey, now, you can't make the anime then.
**[12:41] ---**
Can't you poach them from other companies?
**[12:44] ---**
Like Kyoto Animation?
**[12:45] ---**
Uh, that's a bit...
**[12:47] ---**
*Well, whatever the case,*
**[12:49] ---**
* the anime based on Miss Nagi's*
* original work has entered production.*
**[13:14] ---**
Looks like we'll make it in time somehow.
**[13:16] ---**
And we've managed it
without casualties, too.
**[13:18] ---**
Though, a couple people collapsed.
**[13:20] ---**
That's superb.
**[13:21] ---**
I guess anime is a harsh industry.
**[13:23] ---**
There's trouble!
**[13:25] ---**
The company doing the animation
and finishing work has fled overnight!
**[13:27] ---**
What?!
**[13:28] ---**
Is it game over?
**[13:30] ---**
Hmm, no choice then.
**[13:33] ---**
Since it's come to this,
we will have to utilize *that* method!
**[13:36] ---**
What in the world do you plan to do, Miss?
**[13:42] ---**
Now, what should I have for dinner today?
***SIGN*** Nishizawa
**[13:45] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?!
**[13:46] ---**
What in the world just happened?
**[13:49] ---**
Okay, we've dropped the color
from the hamster's scene,
**[13:52] ---**
so you can shuffle over
as many staff members as you need.
**[13:54] ---**
Are you sure it's okay to do this?
**[13:54] ---**
What? What?
**[13:56] ---**
This is mean, Little Nagi!
**[13:57] ---**
Hey, hey, what is this?
**[13:59] ---**
It's called an outline take.
**[14:01] ---**
If the art isn't done by the time
they record the audio,
**[14:04] ---**
they make this working footage.
**[14:06] ---**
Oh-ho, so it's like a making-of film
**[14:09] ---**
that the general audience never gets to see.
**[14:11] ---**
Wow, I had no idea this
was how they made anime.
**[14:14] ---**
Yes, and furthermore...
***SIGN*** Nishizawa
***SIGN*** Nishizawa
**[14:18] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wha?!
***SIGN*** Nishizawa
**[14:19] ---**
What now?!
**[14:21] ---**
When the schedule gets tight,
**[14:23] ---**
they'll sometimes use art
from the planning stages.
**[14:26] ---**
They may also just use
the storyboards as is,
***SIGN*** Nishizawa
**[14:28] ---**
or show only a line made
with a colored marker.
**[14:30] ---**
There's a whole lot of various ways!
**[14:32] ---**
* They don't use film anymore,*
* so this no longer happens.*
**[14:35] ---**
Outline takes are so funny!
**[14:38] ---**
This is pretty much how it looks
when we're recording.
**[14:40] ---**
Hey, hey, that's a taboo topic.
**[14:43] ---**
It's not like we do that because we want to!
**[14:46] ---**
In truth, we'd like the recording
footage to be in full color.
**[14:49] ---**
If only we had more time...
**[14:51] ---**
Oh, and a bigger budget.
***SIGN*** Complete Magical Destroy
**[14:53] ---**
*Well, we'll leave the inside stories at that*
**[14:56] ---**
*and the anime was finally completed!*
**[15:01] ---**
I'm starting to get nervous somehow.
**[15:03] ---**
Indeed, Miss.
**[15:05] ---**
So exciting. So heart-pounding.
**[15:07] ---**
I can't wait!
**[15:09] ---**
I intend to cry 3 times during this film!
**[15:17] ---**
Ah! It's beginning!
**[15:19] ---**
Now, let's see what kinda secret
treasure outrageous anime it's become.
**[15:23] ---**
So heart-pounding. So exciting.
**[15:25] ---**
Since we have come to this point,
let us brace ourselves for the worst, Maria.
**[15:28] ---**
May as well be hung for a sheep as a lamb.
**[15:32] ---**
Hello to all the 130 million
Girl A's across the nation!
**[15:37] ---**
Right now, at Animate,
**[15:39] ---**
we're holding the super popular
"Hayate the Combat Butler" fair!
**[15:42] ---**
Grab the merchandise
in your passionate fists
**[15:45] ---**
and slam it down at the cashier along
with the contents of your wallet!
***SIGN*** Toranoana
**[15:51] ---**
Miss, what are all these?
**[15:53] ---**
Tie-ins. Since it's a rare opportunity,
**[15:56] ---**
I thought we'd get some commercials, too.
**[15:57] ---**
I see...
**[15:59] ---**
The show is about to start.
***SIGN*** Synerg SP
***SIGN*** End of the Century Legend
Magical Destroy
**[16:09] ---**
Ma-Ma-Magical Destroy!
**[16:15] ---**
My name is Britney!
**[16:22] ---**
By all appearances, I'm a fine florist.
**[16:27] ---**
But the truth is I'm a magical girl!
**[16:33] ---**
Original work by Nagi Sanzenin.
**[16:39] ---**
A promising new author the entire
universe has been waiting for.
**[16:45] ---**
Here we go!
**[16:48] ---**
With a cute heart and a cheery mood!
**[16:57] ---**
* Britney is always gazing*
* upon her senpai from afar.*
***SIGN*** Britney
**[17:01] ---**
Huh? What's with this art?
**[17:06] ---**
Um, Senpai?
**[17:08] ---**
I made lunch, but...
**[17:11] ---**
Won't you join me?
**[17:14] ---**
Oh, sounds good. I'll have some.
**[17:16] ---**
Huh? I'm in this...
**[17:18] ---**
So what is going on here?
**[17:20] ---**
* Britney is desperately*
* in love with her senpai,*
**[17:23] ---**
*but, but, she can't tell him how she feels.*
**[17:25] ---**
* Because she's a magical girl.*
* No, that's not the reason.*
**[17:28] ---**
* Why? Because her senpai has...*
* Because her senpai has...*
***SIGN*** Child
***SIGN*** Wife
**[17:31] ---**
...a wife and child already.
**[17:35] ---**
Th-This turn of events
is actually really quite shocking...
**[17:38] ---**
I'm still not sold on the art, though.
**[17:43] ---**
The more you mix...
**[17:44] ---**
* But you see, because*
* of the evil witch's powers...*
**[17:47] ---**
...the more it sticks!
**[17:51] ---**
*...her senpai was turned into a star!*
**[17:57] ---**
*Due to this, his wife fell ill*
**[17:59] ---**
*and his child became a delinquent.*
**[18:04] ---**
If I'm in danger of losing
an online match, cut the connection!
**[18:09] ---**
The tension's building
more than I'd expected.
**[18:12] ---**
* Britney resolves to turn her*
* senpai back to how he was.*
**[18:15] ---**
*But even if she can accomplish this,*
**[18:18] ---**
*her senpai will only return to his wife.*
**[18:20] ---**
*He and Britney will never be together.*
**[18:24] ---**
*But if she continues this journey,*
**[18:27] ---**
* she will get to spend time with*
* her senpai. Even though he's a star.*
**[18:31] ---**
*What will she do? What will Britney do?*
**[18:32] ---**
*And Britney's decision was...!*
***SIGN*** A Kitten's Life
**[18:38] ---**
A Kitten's Life.
**[18:40] ---**
Tmp, tmp, tmp, tmp.
**[18:42] ---**
Tmp, tmp, tmp, tmp.
**[18:45] ---**
Running speed is mach 5.
**[18:48] ---**
But no matter how fast you run,
you can never reach the sun.
***SIGN*** The End
**[18:53] ---**
The end.
**[18:59] ---**
Y-You really are a genius, Isumi!
**[19:02] ---**
Right?
**[19:05] ---**
Well? Do you now
at least see how my manga...
**[19:08] ---**
Wait, what's wrong?
**[19:22] ---**
Come in.
**[19:24] ---**
Oh? Maria?
**[19:26] ---**
Oh, Hayate.
**[19:27] ---**
Could it be that you are also...?
**[19:29] ---**
If you are asking if I am "also",
does that mean you are also...?
**[19:33] ---**
Yes, I thought I would read
the Miss's manga one more time.
**[19:37] ---**
Since she worked so hard
to write it, after all.
**[19:41] ---**
Yes, we should try to understand her better.
**[19:44] ---**
Also, I was rather curious
to know what happens after that
**[19:47] ---**
to Britney and her senpai.
**[19:50] ---**
I was a bit, too.
**[19:52] ---**
But Hayate...
**[19:54] ---**
What is it?
**[19:55] ---**
Which do you suppose Britney
will choose in the end?
**[19:59] ---**
Will she wish to be with him? Or...?
**[20:05] ---**
But it looks like Nagi hasn't
written past that point.
**[20:09] ---**
Then I suppose that means the Miss
is having a hard time deciding as well?
**[20:13] ---**
As to how to end this romance...
**[20:15] ---**
But if it were you, which would you choose?
**[20:18] ---**
What? M-Me?
**[20:20] ---**
Hmm, let me think...
**[20:24] ---**
If that senpai were you,
**[20:26] ---**
maybe it wouldn't be bad to keep you
in the shape of a star forever.
**[20:29] ---**
There you go again, teasing me.
**[20:33] ---**
Oh! Then you try writing it!
**[20:36] ---**
What? M-Me?
**[20:38] ---**
But I've never drawn manga
or anything, so...
**[20:42] ---**
Then all the more reason to.
**[20:43] ---**
I-I could not, Hayate. Please, I...
**[20:47] ---**
If I'm a man, I'll conquer all
the heroines simultaneously!
**[20:51] ---**
Gloom...
**[20:52] ---**
Wait, so who is this, Maria?
**[20:56] ---**
You.
**[20:57] ---**
No, please, "conquer all the heroines
simultaneously"? What am I, a brute?
**[21:01] ---**
Do you have a problem
with that? In that case...
**[21:04] ---**
Huh?
**[21:05] ---**
You must be sure to make your choice.
**[21:09] ---**
Okay, now you try drawing it, Hayate.
**[21:12] ---**
What? But...
**[21:14] ---**
Honestly, you are such an indecisive person.
**[21:16] ---**
* This was a story about how fiction*
* sometimes reflects reality and vice versa.*
**[21:22] ---**
*And now, next time...*
**[21:22] ---**
Hold it! Hold it!
**[21:26] ---**
Whew. We almost forgot the fan service shot.
**[21:29] ---**
Or rather, even the fan service
is too avant-garde!
**[21:32] ---**
Please enjoy these
to take away the bad after-taste.
**[21:40] ---**
* These are not to make sure*
* the episode is long enough.*
**[21:42] ---**
* "Hayate the Combat Butler"*
* has fantastic fan service!*
**[21:45] ---**
*Let's be sure to watch again next time!*
**[21:48] ---**
Wait! Does this count as fan service?!
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:17] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
***SIGN*** Student Council Girl Trio
***SIGN*** Lettering by Sayuri Yahagi
**[23:26] ---**
The student council girl
trio's Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
I'm Izumi Segawa.
**[23:30] ---**
I'm Risa Asakaze.
**[23:32] ---**
Hey, I'm Miki Hanabishi.
**[23:33] ---**
At last, the fruit of our
friendship and hard work...
**[23:35] ---**
The student council girl
trio's theme song is complete!
**[23:37] ---**
It was a long process.
**[23:39] ---**
This song is perfect
for broadcasting at school.
**[23:40] ---**
It'll be great to play it at cleaning time.
**[23:42] ---**
It's also perfect for going
for a drive with your girlfriend.
**[23:43] ---**
Even she'll fall head over heels
with this song playing on the car stereo!
**[23:46] ---**
It's also perfect
for lonely people living alone!
**[23:48] ---**
It might give you the energy to live!
**[23:49] ---**
Starting this week, we'll be showing you
**[23:50] ---**
fan service scenes of ours
for the next segments!
**[23:52] ---**
It's me this time!
**[23:53] ---**
Next time, it'll be me!
**[23:54] ---**
Adieu!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Where in the world are we
going out to all of a sudden?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
Oh, I wonder where.
**[24:01] ---**
You'll have to wait to get there to see.
**[24:03] ---**
I see...
**[24:04] ---**
And so, we call it "Thank you
for everything, Maria.
**[24:07] ---**
"The big sister appreciation
day relaxation plan!"
**[24:09] ---**
Thank you for always working so hard for us!
**[24:11] ---**
Staying in a midtown hotel,
**[24:12] ---**
going to the spa and
getting beauty treatments...
**[24:14] ---**
Forget about work
and just sit back and relax!
**[24:16] ---**
Next time, "It Is Maria Appreciation
Day! In February (heart)".
**[24:19] ---**
It Is Maria Appreciation Day! In February
**[24:20] ---**
Prism Flash on "Hayate
the Combat Butler" again next time!
# 45 - It is Maria Appreciation Day! In February <3
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
***SIGN*** Roasted Sweet Potatoes
**[00:21] ---**
Yum!
**[00:25] ---**
It's February already...
**[00:27] ---**
And I have yet to even see
Hayate once this year...
**[00:31] ---**
But my greatest opportunity
of the year is coming up soon!
**[00:34] ---**
That's right! For a young lady, the big event in February is...!
**[00:39] ---**
Oh, please! Mister, how could
you in front of a young lady?!
**[00:41] ---**
Me?!
**[00:46] ---**
Demons be gone!
**[00:49] ---**
Good fortune, stay within!
**[00:50] ---**
Demons be gone!
**[00:52] ---**
Um, why are you doing this now?
**[00:55] ---**
Hey, now, what are you saying, Maria?
**[00:58] ---**
That's right. When it comes
to the big event in February,
**[01:00] ---**
there could be nothing else but
the bean-throwing exorcism ceremony!
**[01:04] ---**
Well, I don't really care, but...
**[01:06] ---**
Nagi, it's late, so get ready for bed.
**[01:10] ---**
Right.
**[01:11] ---**
Then to wrap things up, we'll eat
as many beans as we are old.
**[01:15] ---**
Here.
**[01:15] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[01:18] ---**
Hey, Maria, you want some, too?
**[01:20] ---**
Oh, I suppose.
It's for good luck, after all.
**[01:27] ---**
What's wrong? All three of you are staring.
**[01:31] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[01:32] ---**
Oh, it's nothing!
**[01:39] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[01:40] ---**
Were you thinking, "Huh?
Aren't there too few beans here?"
**[01:44] ---**
Oh, no! Nothing like that!
**[01:46] ---**
No matter who looks at you,
you're a young and fresh 17-year-old!
**[01:51] ---**
Then why are you all covered in sweat?
**[02:00] ---**
All three of you, hurry up and go to sleep!
**[02:02] ---**
*A demon!*
**[02:04] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
**[02:06] ---**
* That a humongous mansion like*
* this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[02:11] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[02:15] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
**[02:18] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless*
**[02:20] ---**
* and both have a bit of the*
* wrong idea about each other,*
**[02:22] ---**
* but they share the immensely strong,*
* loving bond between servant and mistress.*
**[02:28] ---**
I swear!
**[02:29] ---**
Oh, my back... Owowowow...
**[02:33] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:36] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:38] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:44] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[02:49] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:55] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[03:00] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[03:06] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[03:11] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[03:16] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[03:22] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[03:28] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[03:30] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[03:33] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[03:38] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[03:41] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:44] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[04:03] ---**
It is Maria Appreciation Day! In February
***SIGN*** Video Rental V Tachibana
**[04:10] ---**
Good grief. We ended up
offending Maria again.
**[04:14] ---**
Indeed.
**[04:15] ---**
Don't make too much trouble for her.
**[04:17] ---**
She's not going to be
young forever, you know.
**[04:20] ---**
Don't say something so terrible!
**[04:20] ---**
Please do not say such a terrible thing!
**[04:23] ---**
But Maria works non-stop.
**[04:25] ---**
No matter what kind
of expert she is as a maid,
**[04:27] ---**
it's a fact that she must
have a lot of built up fatigue.
**[04:30] ---**
She is always being so good to us.
**[04:33] ---**
It would be nice if we could
show her our appreciation somehow.
**[04:36] ---**
All right! This is where
I'll become a maid and...!
**[04:39] ---**
I-If you do that, it will be
even more exhausting for Maria.
**[04:43] ---**
But she's not the sort to take a break
just because you tell her to.
**[04:46] ---**
Th-That's true...
**[04:48] ---**
I know!
**[04:49] ---**
I have just the right plan for you.
**[04:52] ---**
A plan?
**[04:55] ---**
*Approximately an hour later...*
**[04:59] ---**
What is going on?
**[05:02] ---**
Where in the world
are we going all of a sudden?
**[05:04] ---**
Oh, I wonder where.
**[05:07] ---**
You'll have to wait to get there to see.
**[05:20] ---**
This is...
**[05:21] ---**
We are going to be staying here today!
**[05:24] ---**
What?!
**[05:25] ---**
Saki actually gave us a great idea, you see.
**[05:29] ---**
Ladies' Stay Plan, Relaxation Tour?
**[05:32] ---**
My friends went there the other day.
**[05:35] ---**
You stay at a luxurious midtown hotel,
**[05:37] ---**
go to the spa and get beauty treatments...
**[05:38] ---**
You just sit back and relax.
**[05:40] ---**
It's like rewarding yourself
for your hard work.
**[05:42] ---**
I hear it's popular among
working young women.
**[05:45] ---**
Working...
**[05:46] ---**
...young women...
**[05:48] ---**
Young... Young... Young!
**[05:51] ---**
*Is that the key?*
**[05:52] ---**
Yes, this is it! Make the
arrangements right away, Hayate!
**[05:56] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[05:58] ---**
And so, we call it "Thank you
for everything, Maria.
**[06:01] ---**
"The big sister appreciation
relaxation plan!"
**[06:04] ---**
What?! B-But... um...
**[06:06] ---**
This is a present from the Miss
to show you her appreciation
**[06:09] ---**
for what you do every day.
**[06:11] ---**
Thank you for always working
so hard for us, Maria.
**[06:14] ---**
But for today and tomorrow,
**[06:15] ---**
forget about your work and enjoy
a day off in the city at your leisure.
**[06:19] ---**
I-I see...
**[06:21] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[06:23] ---**
Then I will take you up on your offer
and take a nice long break...
**[06:26] ---**
Good. Work off that fatigue
to your heart's content!
**[06:29] ---**
Then let us go.
**[06:30] ---**
Yes.
**[06:33] ---**
Welcome!
**[06:39] ---**
I never imagined Hayata and
his gang would be coming to stay here.
**[06:47] ---**
Then I shall take that room.
**[06:49] ---**
I guess Maria and I will
take the room over here.
**[06:51] ---**
Oh, then I shall start
by getting the tea ready.
**[06:54] ---**
You are on break, so please take it easy.
**[06:58] ---**
Oh, y-yes, that's right.
**[07:01] ---**
Hayate has made all kinds
of arrangements for us.
**[07:02] ---**
Hello? This is the Imperial Suite.
We would like some room service.
**[07:03] ---**
The pool, the jacuzzi, the gym,
plus the nail and beauty salons.
**[07:05] ---**
Um, a pot of royal milk tea, please.
**[07:06] ---**
You'll have free access to all of them.
**[07:08] ---**
I see...
**[07:09] ---**
It seems this hotel's selling point
is their service towards young women.
**[07:13] ---**
What?
**[07:13] ---**
It's truly perfect for you,
a working *young* woman!
**[07:17] ---**
You needn't emphasize the
"young" part so much...
**[07:22] ---**
Please excuse me. Room service.
**[07:26] ---**
Oh, yes, thank you!
**[07:30] ---**
What do you think?
Don't I look cool? Surprised?
**[07:34] ---**
Committee Chairman! Why?
**[07:36] ---**
It's a one-day hands-on
internship through our school.
**[07:39] ---**
I heard about this on the news before.
**[07:42] ---**
Oh!
**[07:44] ---**
I see!
**[07:45] ---**
What is it, Hayate?
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, no, today was specially
discounted by 5 for some reason.
**[07:50] ---**
That's why I settled on this place, but...
**[07:52] ---**
I see.
**[07:54] ---**
* Yes! Today, this hotel is riddled*
* with people from Hakuou.*
**[07:58] ---**
I saw Hayate and his gang just earlier!
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, is that all?
**[08:02] ---**
Darn. I was hoping we might
get to see Yoshizumi or Orlando.
**[08:06] ---**
Yoshizumi? Because the Tokyo Metropolitan
Government building is right in front of us?
**[08:09] ---**
Well, never mind. Anyway, where's Hina?
**[08:11] ---**
She got caught by the manager.
**[08:15] ---**
Now that I think back,
it was during the Tokyo Olympics.
**[08:18] ---**
That was when I got into this line of work.
**[08:20] ---**
*I don't get what he's saying at all...*
**[08:22] ---**
Come on, Hayate!
**[08:23] ---**
We came here so Maria
could have a relaxing time!
**[08:26] ---**
Pardon me. My thrifty habits
got the better of me...
**[08:27] ---**
Hot!
**[08:29] ---**
Oh, I'll do that.
**[08:31] ---**
Thank you, Maria.
**[08:33] ---**
Look! It's already happening!
**[08:34] ---**
Maria, I'll do that!
**[08:36] ---**
You know...
**[08:37] ---**
So, what are you guys doing here anyway?
**[08:41] ---**
Th-The truth is...
**[08:46] ---**
That's great! I'm so moved!
**[08:50] ---**
Okay, I'll help you!
I'll ask everyone to help, too!
**[08:52] ---**
Oh, Miss Segawa!
**[08:53] ---**
Oh, I have a tremendously...
**[08:55] ---**
...bad feeling about this...
**[08:58] ---**
Um, if it's about me,
please don't let it bother you.
**[09:01] ---**
I am already relaxing more than enough.
**[09:03] ---**
No! We cannot lose heart now!
**[09:06] ---**
We will protect Maria's
day off, no matter what!
**[09:08] ---**
Let us split up!
**[09:10] ---**
Miss, you and Maria will go
on to Stage 2 of the Plan!
**[09:13] ---**
We will meet again here in 3 hours!
**[09:14] ---**
Leave it to me, Hayate!
**[09:16] ---**
Oh, uh, um, wait...
**[09:17] ---**
Th-This is starting
to look a bit like a battle...
**[09:22] ---**
* It was true. In a certain sense,*
* it was a battle.*
**[09:33] ---**
How's it going, Maria?
Are you working off that fatigue good?
**[09:35] ---**
Yes! Thank you very much.
**[09:38] ---**
My! How fabulous!
It's like a rose petal bath.
**[09:41] ---**
Oh, but this is the pool...
**[09:43] ---**
That's strange. I don't recall
asking for such a service.
**[09:47] ---**
No thanks needed. In exchange, take this.
**[09:47] ---**
Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
***SIGN*** Bill to: Sanzenin Nagi Roses
**[09:54] ---**
What?!
**[09:55] ---**
Um, who might you be?
**[09:57] ---**
Hey, Himuro, is that enough now?
**[10:00] ---**
That was satisfactory. Did you
learn something, Little Master Taiga?
**[10:03] ---**
Yeah! It's tough to have to work.
**[10:06] ---**
*Meanwhile, as for Hayate...*
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, man... The people of Hakuou
are already here, too...
**[10:12] ---**
What is the matter, Young Master?
**[10:14] ---**
At that rate, it will be
utterly impossible for you
**[10:15] ---**
My hand is my foot... My foot is my hand...
**[10:18] ---**
to satisfactorily entertain the guests!
**[10:18] ---**
My neck...
**[10:23] ---**
All right!
**[10:24] ---**
Let's pull ourselves together
and go for beauty treatments next!
**[10:27] ---**
Do your best to get that fatigue
worked off for sure this time!
**[10:29] ---**
I-I-I will, but Nagi...
***SIGN*** Super Special Marvelous Anti-Aging Course
**[10:33] ---**
About this "Super Special
Marvelous Anti-Aging Course"...
**[10:37] ---**
Don't sweat the details! I'll be next door!
**[10:41] ---**
I have been waiting for you.
**[10:43] ---**
Gack! Y-You're that piece-of-junk robot!
**[10:45] ---**
Now, please come this way.
**[10:48] ---**
Hey, you're actually pretty good.
**[10:51] ---**
Well, of course, because I'm always
doing massages for Miss Makimura.
**[11:03] ---**
Now, then, I guess I'll do my best
to work off my fatigue, too.
**[11:06] ---**
Hey!
**[11:09] ---**
I heard about what's going
on from Miss Segawa.
**[11:11] ---**
Wh-Why are you here, too?
**[11:13] ---**
It was a nice opportunity
**[11:15] ---**
and I thought I'd learn
a trade, so I'll be fine,
**[11:18] ---**
if I ever get fired from my teaching job.
**[11:20] ---**
I-I see...
**[11:22] ---**
Now, just leave it to me!
**[11:24] ---**
I'll use all my powers to totally
work off that fatigue of yours!
**[11:27] ---**
*I-I sense a rather serious error...*
**[11:29] ---**
*I mean, I sense danger here.*
**[11:32] ---**
Oh, there goes my fatigue!
**[11:37] ---**
Oh, there goes my fatigue!
My fatigue's totally going away!
**[11:38] ---**
You seem to be awfully weary, Miss Katsura!
**[11:45] ---**
You know, somehow, I'm already 28 years old.
**[11:49] ---**
Is it okay that I'm still up
to the same old silliness?
**[11:51] ---**
I wonder sometimes, you see?
**[11:54] ---**
But you are still you, after all.
**[11:58] ---**
No matter how you agonize over it,
you'll never be someone else.
**[12:01] ---**
Please be true to yourself.
**[12:03] ---**
Though, please do be careful
not to drink too much.
**[12:06] ---**
See how your liver acupoint is?
**[12:11] ---**
Thank you, Maria!
**[12:12] ---**
I feel like I've met a great senpai of life!
**[12:17] ---**
But um, I'm over 10 years
younger than you...
**[12:22] ---**
Hey, Maria, is something wrong?
**[12:25] ---**
I just got a whiff of something ominous...
**[12:27] ---**
O-Oh, no, it's nothing at all!
**[12:34] ---**
* I just got a sense that*
* something sinister is coming...*
**[12:45] ---**
Your new outfit suits you
very well, Mistress Kuzuha!
**[12:49] ---**
Ah, yes, I special ordered it from COSPA.
**[12:51] ---**
I believe that in the end, I ought to
always be dressed up in formal attire.
**[12:55] ---**
You look fabulous, Mistress Kuzuha.
**[12:57] ---**
All right, Sion.
**[12:58] ---**
Before I inspect this place, I am going
to raise my blood sugar level a bit!
**[13:00] ---**
Yes, Mistress Kuzuha!
**[13:02] ---**
Gack!
**[13:04] ---**
* To be continued, in an ever less*
* soothing and relaxing direction.*
**[13:09] ---**
Laid back and relaxed.
(Nonbiri yuttari.)
**[13:12] ---**
Rhythmically start the word game!
(Rizumu de shiritori sutaato!)
**[13:14] ---**
Tan-tan, nta-nta, paseru!
**[13:18] ---**
* I wonder if they are both enjoying*
* their relaxed day off in the city.*
**[13:25] ---**
Hey, Hayate, I'm back!
**[13:27] ---**
Welcome back. Wait, um, where's Maria?
**[13:30] ---**
She's going for a stroll around the garden
or something and taking it easy.
**[13:34] ---**
She's taking it easy?!
**[13:36] ---**
That's right! She's taking it easy!
**[13:43] ---**
*Hold on!*
**[13:44] ---**
* If Maria isn't going to be coming*
* back to the room for a while...*
**[13:49] ---**
*Hayate and I will be alone together?!*
**[13:51] ---**
I will make us some tea now.
**[13:53] ---**
* A-And we're in a suite, like the kind*
* a newly-wed couple might stay in!*
**[14:00] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[14:01] ---**
I-It's nothing!
**[14:07] ---**
Even taking a break
is not easily accomplished.
**[14:11] ---**
But those two have shown
such concern for me...
**[14:17] ---**
While we're here, I should do
as they wish and take it easy.
**[14:22] ---**
Um...
**[14:24] ---**
Isumi!
**[14:25] ---**
Um, um, I would like to ask you...
**[14:28] ---**
Could it be that this is where
Hakuou's internship is...?
**[14:31] ---**
Yes, that's right...
**[14:35] ---**
I am so happy!
**[14:37] ---**
Here we are in Episode 45
**[14:38] ---**
and for the first time
I have reached my destination!
**[14:41] ---**
I was afraid that I would never
reach it for the rest of my life
**[14:45] ---**
and I felt such uncertainty
and anxiety and confusion...
**[14:45] ---**
Let us start by going to
the front desk together.
**[14:50] ---**
But I never expected that you would
participate in an event like this.
**[14:55] ---**
I thought I would use this opportunity
**[14:57] ---**
to learn a little about the ways of society.
**[14:59] ---**
Oh, Maria!
**[15:01] ---**
Oh, ladies of Hakuou.
**[15:02] ---**
Maria! Maria!
**[15:07] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[15:09] ---**
You do not seem to have been
focusing for a while now.
**[15:11] ---**
I-It's because it's a bit too quiet.
**[15:14] ---**
Let's turn the TV on!
**[15:16] ---**
I love you, Mr. Sanma!
**[15:18] ---**
*Not good! This will put Hayate in the mood!*
**[15:21] ---**
* I love you, but it's too soon*
* for us! It's too soon!*
**[15:24] ---**
Oh, I actually like
this actress quite a bit.
**[15:28] ---**
She's gained a noticeable glow about her
**[15:30] ---**
since she split with that kabuki actor.
**[15:32] ---**
Wha?!
**[15:33] ---**
*But what is Maria doing?!*
**[15:35] ---**
*How much freedom must she enjoy?!*
**[15:38] ---**
*She's actually not taking it easy.*
**[15:42] ---**
See? Make sure to also tuck in
the top sheet properly
**[15:46] ---**
and then line up the bedcover neatly.
**[15:48] ---**
That's the key to making it look beautiful.
**[15:50] ---**
Thank you, Maria!
**[15:52] ---**
Whoa! I accidentally double-booked a room!
**[15:57] ---**
Hello? I am so very sorry.
**[16:00] ---**
If you would like a twin bed instead
of a double, we could arrange that.
**[16:04] ---**
Thank you, Maria!
**[16:06] ---**
Ah, yes.
**[16:07] ---**
I came here and started working
**[16:09] ---**
in the year of the Japan
World Exposition. Back in 1971.
**[16:13] ---**
Oh, please, sir.
**[16:15] ---**
The Japan World Exposition was in 1970.
**[16:17] ---**
What?
**[16:18] ---**
As I recall, total attendance
was 64,218,770.
**[16:23] ---**
77 countries participated, including Japan,
**[16:26] ---**
as well as 4 international organizations.
**[16:29] ---**
P-Please excuse me for a moment.
**[16:34] ---**
Thank you, Maria.
**[16:36] ---**
But you're on break, aren't you?
Shouldn't you be taking it easy?
**[16:40] ---**
Please do not tell Nagi
and Hayate about this.
**[16:44] ---**
Sir! There's trouble! Big trouble!
**[16:46] ---**
Wait... Maripon, what are you doing here?
**[16:49] ---**
Maripon?
**[16:50] ---**
Hello, Miss Makimura.
**[16:52] ---**
Um, could it be that
you two know each other?
**[16:55] ---**
Yes, well, you could say that.
**[16:57] ---**
I'm so glad!
**[16:58] ---**
There's something I want you
to help me with, Mariachi!
**[17:01] ---**
Mariachi?
**[17:02] ---**
Is something the matter?
**[17:04] ---**
The thing is, the cafeteria is just
all "high school" and it's bad!
**[17:12] ---**
Miss, please don't hold back the 6.
**[17:14] ---**
Huh? I dunno what you're talking about.
**[17:15] ---**
There are only two of us here!
**[17:21] ---**
Hello?
**[17:22] ---**
Oh, Mari...
**[17:23] ---**
Shh! Don't let her know I'm calling you.
**[17:26] ---**
What?
**[17:27] ---**
Um, you see, the truth is...
**[17:33] ---**
*I wonder what Maria wants...*
**[17:37] ---**
M-Maria!
**[17:39] ---**
I was cleaning when I found
something a guest had left behind.
**[17:43] ---**
What was the room number?
**[17:44] ---**
We'll look up the guest's
contact information.
**[17:46] ---**
Um, where's the concierge?
**[17:49] ---**
He was over there just a moment ago.
**[17:50] ---**
Um, excuse me.
**[17:53] ---**
Oh, ni hao. Wo jiao Maria.
**[17:55] ---**
Maria.
**[17:57] ---**
Please don't tell Nagi about this.
**[18:00] ---**
Certainly, I understand.
**[18:02] ---**
So, what did you need me for?
**[18:03] ---**
Would you mind doing something for us?
**[18:08] ---**
Is the next sweet ready yet?!
**[18:10] ---**
Please forgive us!
**[18:12] ---**
Our patissier was creating sweets
at a furious pace to keep up with you,
**[18:16] ---**
but he has collapsed
due to utter exhaustion...
**[18:19] ---**
How feeble of him!
I have still not had enough to eat!
**[18:21] ---**
Thank you for your patience.
**[18:23] ---**
This is our special mont blanc
from our secret menu.
**[18:28] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[18:33] ---**
This rich, yet refreshing sweetness,
which envelops the tongue like velvet!
**[18:38] ---**
So it is delicious?!
**[18:41] ---**
Yum-o!
**[18:44] ---**
Yes, I am satisfied.
**[18:45] ---**
I am canceling my inspection!
**[18:47] ---**
I am going to return to the academy
before this aftertaste vanishes!
**[18:49] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[18:51] ---**
But wow, Maria's recipe worked like a charm.
**[18:55] ---**
Of course, because it's been
proven effective before.
**[18:58] ---**
Oh, no. Ignore what I just said.
**[19:00] ---**
What are you doing here, Miss Makimura?
**[19:03] ---**
What am I doing? I'm just
reading a book and eating cake...
**[19:07] ---**
No, I mean, what about providing guidance
for the interns or something?
**[19:10] ---**
Oh, hey! You're appalled, aren't you?!
**[19:12] ---**
Cake is important for the brain, you know!
**[19:17] ---**
Then please show him
to the washroom immediately.
**[19:20] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[19:23] ---**
Maria! I knew it had to be you!
**[19:25] ---**
That cake tasted the same as what
I once had during the school festival.
**[19:29] ---**
It has been a long time.
**[19:38] ---**
It has been a while since I have been
fully satisfied. You have my thanks.
**[19:40] ---**
Do as you see fit!
**[19:45] ---**
Now, I think it's about time
I got back to Nagi.
**[19:48] ---**
* Nothing happened after that*
* and the day ended.*
**[19:53] ---**
I'm so tired. I'm hungry.
**[19:56] ---**
Then, want to eat something on the way home?
**[19:58] ---**
But...
**[19:59] ---**
You don't have any money,
right? We'll treat you.
**[20:02] ---**
Really?! Woohoo!
**[20:04] ---**
Sis...
**[20:05] ---**
Don't you have any pride as an adult?
**[20:08] ---**
It's fine! Because
I'm gonna be true to myself!
**[20:19] ---**
It's unusual for her
to fall asleep at this hour.
**[20:22] ---**
I wonder if the unfamiliar
surroundings wore her out.
**[20:25] ---**
The Miss was really geared up, after all.
**[20:28] ---**
She was determined that you
were going to have a good time.
**[20:31] ---**
Then I will see you tomorrow.
**[20:33] ---**
Yes, good night.
**[20:37] ---**
I see, Maria. So your
exhaustion's disappeared.
**[20:41] ---**
I'm glad. I'm grateful
for everything you do.
**[20:55] ---**
Being at the residence really is the best!
**[20:57] ---**
What?
**[20:58] ---**
Then what about the appreciation tour?
**[21:00] ---**
Oh, thank you very much to both of you.
**[21:03] ---**
I am the one who should be grateful.
**[21:06] ---**
But seeing the bright smiles on your faces
**[21:08] ---**
and the faces of everyone
here at the residence
**[21:11] ---**
is the best gift there is.
**[21:21] ---**
Ah, that is wonderful to hear!
**[21:22] ---**
I look forward to continuing
to work with you, Maria.
**[21:25] ---**
Certainly.
**[21:26] ---**
By the way, your skin
is shiny smooth, Maria!
**[21:29] ---**
Maybe that Super Special Marvelous
Anti-Aging Course worked, after all!
**[21:33] ---**
You practically look like a young lady!
**[21:35] ---**
You truly look rejuvenated, Maria!
**[21:38] ---**
I see. So 17 is no longer a young lady...
**[21:42] ---**
Or am I really...
**[21:44] ---**
Uh, no! No, you're not, Maria!
**[21:47] ---**
* And so, next time, they'll battle*
* the brilliant sweat of youth!*
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:17] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:26] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:35] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:43] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:53] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
***SIGN*** Student Council Girl Trio
***SIGN*** Lettering by Eri Nakao
**[23:26] ---**
The student council girl
trio's Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:30] ---**
Hey, there, friends, I'm Izumi Segawa.
**[23:32] ---**
I'm Risa Asakaze.
**[23:33] ---**
I am the warrior of freedom, Miki Hanabishi.
**[23:34] ---**
Those of you watching TV
**[23:36] ---**
are naturally certain to have
memorized our image song already.
**[23:38] ---**
Of course, because they should be listening
to it at least 100 times a day!
**[23:41] ---**
We have happy news for you!
**[23:42] ---**
If you collect 10 belly bands
from our CDs and send it in...
**[23:45] ---**
You won't win anything in particular!
**[23:46] ---**
Ooh! That's amazing!
**[23:48] ---**
And now, here's today's fan service
shot you've been waiting for.
**[23:50] ---**
Ooh, this one's pervy!
**[23:52] ---**
Man, talk about daring,
first thing in the morning!
**[23:54] ---**
Farewell!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
What the heck is going on here?! Tell me!
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
You ask the most nonsense
questions sometimes, you know that?
**[24:02] ---**
It's weird, isn't it?!
**[24:03] ---**
Isumi put on a blazer and got
on a bus with no hesitation!
**[24:06] ---**
Maybe she's fallen
for a guy at another school,
**[24:08] ---**
so she's sneaking in
by wearing their uniform.
**[24:10] ---**
What?!
**[24:11] ---**
Next time, "His Name Is
Magic Ball Pitcher Wataru!!!"
**[24:13] ---**
The Young Sir won't come to me
for advice, and yet...
**[24:16] ---**
No, it's probably
because it's easier for him
**[24:17] ---**
to talk to Miss Nagi, who is his age,
**[24:19] ---**
or some other equally trivial reason.
**[24:19] ---**
His Name Is Magic
Ball Pitcher Wataru!!!
**[24:20] ---**
And so, Cross Triangle with "Hayate
the Combat Butler" again next time!
# 46 - His Name is Magic Ball Pitcher Wataru
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:03] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:04] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:10] ---**
**One morning, the boy found
himself in the Twilight Zone.**
**[00:16] ---**
What?
**[00:17] ---**
WHAT?!
**[00:26] ---**
That's...
**[00:27] ---**
It can't be!
**[00:29] ---**
Panning vertically!
**[00:31] ---**
A close-up horizontal pan!
**[00:34] ---**
**I-It's Isumi!**
**[00:36] ---**
**But what's with her outfit?**
**[00:41] ---**
**Kid, you're digging it, aren't you?**
**[00:48] ---**
What?! She's getting on
a bus with no hesitation!
**[00:55] ---**
Th-This can't be...
**[00:56] ---**
I'm getting on!
**[00:56] ---**
**Go return the utility pole.**
**[00:58] ---**
Oh, whoops!
**[00:59] ---**
**Or Tokyo Electric Power Company
is going to yell at you.**
**[01:02] ---**
You're right.
**[01:03] ---**
Ta-da!
**[01:05] ---**
I'm getting on...
**[01:08] ---**
I didn't make it on!
**[01:10] ---**
**You brought that on yourself.**
**[01:14] ---**
Isumi...
**[01:17] ---**
What the heck is going on here?! Tell me!
**[01:20] ---**
You don't come over often, but when you do,
**[01:22] ---**
you ask the most nonsensical
questions, you know that?
**[01:24] ---**
But I mean, a blazer!
**[01:25] ---**
The answer to that is simple.
**[01:27] ---**
You haven't seen Isumi lately, have you?
**[01:30] ---**
Oh, well, I've been busy
with finals and stuff.
**[01:34] ---**
What you saw was a hallucination!
**[01:37] ---**
A hallu...cination?
**[01:39] ---**
It's got to be a hallucination!
**[01:41] ---**
Right now, everyone in town
looks like Isumi to you!
**[01:44] ---**
There's no way that's true!
That was definitely Isumi!
**[01:48] ---**
Then how about this?!
**[01:50] ---**
She's probably fallen for
a guy at another school,
**[01:52] ---**
so she's sneaking in by
wearing their uniform.
**[01:55] ---**
Who the heck goes to such lengths?
**[01:57] ---**
Well, we like in a "Hana-Kimi" sort of world,
**[02:00] ---**
where girls disguise themselves as
guys to get into all-boys' schools
**[02:02] ---**
just to see a good-looking guy she adores.
**[02:04] ---**
But you're putting on an awfully nuanced
performance at a time like this.
**[02:07] ---**
I guess...
**[02:08] ---**
But I had no idea the world
had progressed that far.
**[02:12] ---**
That's right.
**[02:12] ---**
Technical High School
**[02:13] ---**
Whether there's a school gate there!
**[02:15] ---**
No vandalizing!!
**[02:15] ---**
Or a wall!
**[02:16] ---**
Or nurikabe wall monsters!
**[02:18] ---**
Climbing over them all is
what it means to be a girl!
**[02:20] ---**
Could it be...?
**[02:22] ---**
Could it be...
**[02:23] ---**
...that Isumi is...
**[02:24] ---**
Do Not Climb
**[02:24] ---**
...trying to climb over?!
**[02:26] ---**
Up we go.
**[02:30] ---**
Pardon me, we could not
help overhearing that.
**[02:33] ---**
No worries.
**[02:34] ---**
I wouldn't say it's entirely impossible,
**[02:36] ---**
but don't cases like the one you
outlined tend to be exceptional?
**[02:38] ---**
I don't see the need to be
so hard on a boy in distress.
**[02:41] ---**
It's fun to mess with him.
**[02:43] ---**
I mean, Isumi in a blazer getting on a bus!
**[02:45] ---**
Well, it's too bad it's not a
sailor suit and a machine gun.
**[02:48] ---**
That's way old.
**[02:49] ---**
It sounds interesting, so go
investigate it for me, Hayate.
**[02:51] ---**
I'll be counting on you.
**[02:52] ---**
Miss, just because it sounds interesting...
**[02:55] ---**
**Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?**
**[02:57] ---**
**That a humongous mansion like
this exists somewhere in Tokyo?**
**[03:02] ---**
**The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...**
**[03:06] ---**
**Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.**
**[03:09] ---**
**They are both a bit clueless**
**[03:11] ---**
**and both have a bit of the
wrong idea about each other,**
**[03:13] ---**
**but they share the immensely strong,
loving bond between servant and mistress.**
**[03:18] ---**
Isumi's found some guy she
likes?! Say it isn't so!
**[03:21] ---**
Young Sir, what is the matter?
**[03:24] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[03:26] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[03:29] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[03:35] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[03:40] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[03:45] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[03:51] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[03:57] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[04:02] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[04:07] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[04:13] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[04:18] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[04:21] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[04:24] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[04:29] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[04:32] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[04:35] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[04:54] ---**
His Name Is Magic Ball Pitcher Wataru!!!
**[04:58] ---**
Video Rental
V Tachibana
**[05:00] ---**
Duskin today, Duskin tomorrow.
**[05:04] ---**
Junki Takegami
Gaou Rangerman
**[05:08] ---**
Young Sir, I found "Ryukendo"
mixed in on the Toei sentai shelf!
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[05:14] ---**
I'll put it away.
**[05:16] ---**
Go! Goodman
**[05:16] ---**
Young Sir, that is the shelf
for Toho's superhero SFX films.
**[05:17] ---**
Toho Superhero SFX
**[05:20] ---**
Right...
**[05:23] ---**
More Shochiku films other than "The
X" and "Goke, Body Snatcher"...
**[05:27] ---**
Superhero SFX is a genre you know well.
How could you make a mistake like that?
**[05:30] ---**
Did something happen?
**[05:31] ---**
Nah, not really.
**[05:33] ---**
But when you're so blatantly depressed...
**[05:38] ---**
What happened to the Young Sir?!
**[05:40] ---**
As his maid, I cannot just let this go!
**[05:46] ---**
A-Are you all right?
**[05:48] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[05:51] ---**
I was afraid he might be like that...
**[05:53] ---**
The Miss was feeding his
fears quite a bit, after all.
**[05:58] ---**
So that was the reason.
**[05:59] ---**
Huh? Is something wrong?
**[06:01] ---**
No, it's just that he won't come
to me for advice, and yet...
**[06:05] ---**
No, it's probably because
**[06:06] ---**
it's easier for him to talk
to Miss Nagi, who is his age,
**[06:09] ---**
or some other equally trivial reason.
**[06:12] ---**
So, as I suspected, being older is no good.
**[06:14] ---**
No, no, no, no!
**[06:16] ---**
I am past 20 already, so perhaps it
means I am past my expiration date.
**[06:21] ---**
Th-That is not the issue!
**[06:24] ---**
You're still at a luscious age! I
mean, even if you were married...
**[06:27] ---**
Wait. That's...!
**[06:28] ---**
Young Sir!
**[06:31] ---**
Is it all right to be doing this?
**[06:33] ---**
Ta-da!
**[06:34] ---**
No, it ain't.
**[06:36] ---**
Young Sir!
**[06:42] ---**
As I recall...
**[06:44] ---**
Okay, pan. Keep panning.
**[06:46] ---**
That uniform is...!
**[06:48] ---**
Shio
**[06:49] ---**
**Even if what Nagi said was right...**
**[06:52] ---**
**Darn it! Thinking about it
isn't going to get me anywhere!**
**[07:04] ---**
I did not imagine such
a turn of events, so...
**[07:07] ---**
This outfit stands out, doesn't it?
**[07:09] ---**
You always stand out...
**[07:11] ---**
But under normal circumstances, I
think he would've noticed us long ago.
**[07:16] ---**
*Next stop, Shiomi Municipal
High School Main Gate.*
**[07:20] ---**
**Shiomi?!**
**[07:21] ---**
I am burning to get off
at the next stoooooop!!
**[07:32] ---**
It has been a long time since I've
found myself coming to this school...
**[07:36] ---**
*Isumi's... here...*
**[07:39] ---**
Damn it! You can't keep Isumi and
me apart with something like this!
**[07:43] ---**
Young Sir...
**[07:44] ---**
Isumi must have been wearing their uniform.
**[07:48] ---**
Why does he have to go to
such lengths for Isumi?
**[07:51] ---**
But if only I could do something
for the Young Sir...
**[07:55] ---**
Um, if you'd like, shall I tell you
how to get inside the school grounds?
**[08:01] ---**
Is it normal for butlers to
know things like that, too?
**[08:04] ---**
Uh...
**[08:06] ---**
Rider Kick!
**[08:09] ---**
Darn it! Why won't the gate open?!
**[08:11] ---**
Since it's come to this,
I'll do a vertical suplex...
**[08:13] ---**
Young Sir.
**[08:14] ---**
Wh-What are you doing here?!
**[08:17] ---**
What about you?
**[08:20] ---**
That's none of your business, right?
**[08:22] ---**
That *is* part of my business.
**[08:25] ---**
I have heard what is going on from Hayate.
**[08:28] ---**
Did you think I could just
leave you to your own devices?!
**[08:32] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am! Please do as you see fit!
**[08:37] ---**
Now, get into the school grounds
through the tear in this fence.
**[08:40] ---**
There's no tear.
**[08:41] ---**
What?!
**[08:43] ---**
This cannot be! According to
the map Hayate drew for me...
**[08:46] ---**
But there isn't.
**[08:48] ---**
Goodness! It has been completely repaired!
**[08:51] ---**
Wow, Wataru, what are you doing here?
**[08:54] ---**
Y-You...?!
**[08:55] ---**
Never mind. Could you just let us in?
**[08:58] ---**
Okay, sure.
**[08:59] ---**
Makariku Maharita! There!
**[09:02] ---**
Oh...
**[09:03] ---**
I'm always barely on time,
so don't underestimate me!
**[09:06] ---**
**Are you bragging?**
**[09:07] ---**
So, what are you doing here?
**[09:09] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:10] ---**
There are times when a man
just has to get going.
**[09:14] ---**
Young Sir, you can act
cool like Captain Okita,
**[09:16] ---**
but it is lame when you are
caught on the chain link fence.
**[09:18] ---**
Shut up!
**[09:20] ---**
At any rate, might we ask you
to show us around the school?
**[09:23] ---**
Sure, I don't mind, but it's
a really normal school.
**[09:26] ---**
I see...
**[09:27] ---**
Wait, whoa!
**[09:32] ---**
Wh-Wh-What is th-th-that?
**[09:34] ---**
Uh, uh, um...
**[09:36] ---**
They're delinquents.
**[09:37] ---**
You know, we're a normal high school,
so we have people like that, too.
**[09:41] ---**
What a good boy you are!
**[09:43] ---**
Puppies are so awesome! They're
so soothing for the soul!
**[09:51] ---**
What fortune is this?!
**[09:51] ---**
Shio
**[09:52] ---**
What about that?
**[09:53] ---**
No idea...
**[09:54] ---**
You've never seen a female gang leader?
**[09:55] ---**
You know, because we're a normal high school.
**[09:58] ---**
**No, no, you don't see those these days.**
**[09:59] ---**
That's so cool!
**[10:03] ---**
Th-That smelled nice.
**[10:05] ---**
This is the fragrance of lavender.
**[10:07] ---**
You know, because we're a normal high school,
**[10:09] ---**
we sometimes get a girl leaping through time.
**[10:11] ---**
That's not the anime version.
**[10:13] ---**
That is the Tomoyo Harada version.
**[10:15] ---**
You should be able to handle the rest, right?
**[10:17] ---**
I have to hurry back to the co-op,
or they'll be sold out. Later!
**[10:21] ---**
**Having said that, the
girl cheerfully ran off.**
**[10:26] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[10:27] ---**
My heart is pounding.
**[10:31] ---**
Spin, spin.
**[10:32] ---**
Oh, dear, oh, dear.
**[10:34] ---**
This does not seem... to be the place...
**[10:38] ---**
Isumi...
**[10:39] ---**
Is Isumi not here?
**[10:41] ---**
Here we go!
**[10:42] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[10:45] ---**
This also does not seem... to be the place.
**[10:59] ---**
This also does not seem... Ptewy.
**[11:01] ---**
**Naturally, this is not a fan service episode**
**[11:01] ---**
Swimming, swimming, swimming along...
**[11:04] ---**
**made specially for the Isumi fans.**
**[11:07] ---**
**Isumi is searching for something here.**
**[11:12] ---**
Where in the world could Isumi be?
**[11:15] ---**
Young Sir?
**[11:17] ---**
Why are you straining like that?
**[11:20] ---**
What?
**[11:26] ---**
Why is Isumi dressed like that?!
**[11:27] ---**
Young Sir? Whoa, whoa.
**[11:29] ---**
Not only that, but at the
end of her intent gaze is...
**[11:39] ---**
Senpai
**[11:41] ---**
What's with that guy with the face
that makes you want to touch it
**[11:43] ---**
and "senpai" written on his back?!
**[11:46] ---**
I imagine you do not watch
DVDs along those lines, but...
**[11:50] ---**
Wha?!
**[11:51] ---**
That is a standard move in youth dramas.
**[11:53] ---**
The "Senpai, please wipe your
sweat with this" attack!
**[11:56] ---**
What?!
**[11:59] ---**
So this is the move that's
considered an endangered species
**[12:02] ---**
in anime and TV shows,
and even in girls' manga.
**[12:04] ---**
The "Senpai, please wipe
your sweat with this"!
**[12:05] ---**
You fools!
**[12:08] ---**
**For you young'uns out there,**
**[12:09] ---**
**try asking your Showa
Era mothers and fathers.**
**[12:13] ---**
I may not look it, but I am
still just a bit past 20, so...
**[12:17] ---**
The white towel is an essential
item for a girl in love.
**[12:20] ---**
It is a symbol that says,
**[12:22] ---**
"I will be there for your sweat
and tears of youth, senpai."
**[12:25] ---**
I am well aware of that.
**[12:26] ---**
SHOCK!
**[12:28] ---**
**Maybe I didn't really know who Isumi was.**
**[12:32] ---**
**That Isumi wanted that blue
set square sort of season**
**[12:34] ---**
**that the sun could give or withhold...**
**[12:36] ---**
**That she was looking for
that experience of youth...**
**[12:39] ---**
It's true, the ardent passion of
youth isn't flowing in my veins.
**[12:43] ---**
Flowing in me is the murky blood of an otaku!
**[12:45] ---**
Will the Heavens forsake me?!
**[12:50] ---**
The sun... is blinding!
**[12:52] ---**
Young Sir, the sun is that way.
**[12:54] ---**
Right, right.
**[12:55] ---**
The sun...
**[12:57] ---**
Ruru-ruru-ru ru-ta-wa. What is it in reverse?
(Ruru-ruru-ru ru-ta-wa. Hantai kara yomu to?)
**[13:02] ---**
Tonto-ton-ton, favorite part? Roasted jowl butt.
(Toto-ton-ton, suki na bui wa? Tontoro rousu.)
**[13:05] ---**
This place brings back memories.
**[13:06] ---**
But I feel shy about seeing
my old friends again.
**[13:09] ---**
I need to be careful, so no one spots me.
**[13:12] ---**
Hayate!
**[13:13] ---**
It's only been 7 seconds and 3 frames!
**[13:16] ---**
Miss Nishizawa... Looks like you found me.
**[13:20] ---**
**Why is Hayate here? Could it be
that maybe he's come to see me?**
**[13:25] ---**
**Since it's come to this, it
might be faster just to ask her.**
**[13:32] ---**
Um...
**[13:32] ---**
Um...
**[13:34] ---**
Has anything strange happened today...
**[13:34] ---**
Want some bread? It's half-eaten, but...
**[13:36] ---**
What?
**[13:36] ---**
What?
**[13:37] ---**
No, it's nothing.
**[13:40] ---**
**Oh, really! What am I saying
at a time like this?!**
**[13:44] ---**
Um...
**[13:45] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[13:46] ---**
Oh! I saw you!
**[13:48] ---**
No, I mean, other than me.
**[13:51] ---**
Not much else has happened.
**[13:52] ---**
We're a normal high school here,
**[13:54] ---**
so there aren't any celebrities
or IT industry CEOs here.
**[13:56] ---**
That's true.
**[13:58] ---**
Pardon me for interrupting your meal!
**[14:00] ---**
Oh, wait a minute!
**[14:02] ---**
If it's like the Seven Mysteries of
Shiomi High School, I could tell you.
**[14:04] ---**
Huh?
**[14:06] ---**
Ever since the manager of a certain
club suddenly passed away,
**[14:11] ---**
all kinds of strange things have
been happening after school.
**[14:19] ---**
Because of that, no one
wants to stay after school,
**[14:22] ---**
and all the managers quit.
**[14:25] ---**
Everyone says it's the
dead manager's curse now.
**[14:28] ---**
I feel like those are all horror
stories I've heard somewhere before.
**[14:32] ---**
Well, it's just a rumor, though.
**[14:35] ---**
*Could it be...*
**[14:36] ---**
*...that Isumi was asked to banish
a spirit in relation to this?*
**[14:42] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[14:43] ---**
See you around!
**[14:44] ---**
See you!
**[14:48] ---**
*What the heck? So Hayate
wasn't here to see me...*
**[14:54] ---**
*This yakisoba sandwich is making me tear up!*
**[15:11] ---**
Young Sir...
**[15:13] ---**
It's true, I don't have impressive pecs...
**[15:16] ---**
And sweat and tears aren't for me!
**[15:20] ---**
Young Sir!
**[15:33] ---**
So... this was the place...
**[15:41] ---**
No one... Not anyone else...
**[15:44] ---**
No one will be allowed to
wipe my senpai's sweat!
**[15:50] ---**
Um...
**[15:51] ---**
Go ahead.
**[15:53] ---**
You can use my body.
**[15:55] ---**
What?
**[15:56] ---**
Y-You can see me?
**[15:58] ---**
Yes, you could say that.
**[15:59] ---**
A hit! There's a hit!
**[16:02] ---**
All that aside, what did you
mean? Go ahead with what?
**[16:05] ---**
You may use my body as a medium
to make your wish come true.
**[16:10] ---**
What? C-Can I really?
**[16:14] ---**
Yes.
**[16:21] ---**
So I'm a loser!
**[16:21] ---**
Loser
**[16:24] ---**
Young Sir!
**[16:26] ---**
What?!
**[16:27] ---**
I don't care anymore!
**[16:29] ---**
It's just too blindingly brilliant!
**[16:30] ---**
I don't have a chance in...
**[16:35] ---**
You hit me! I've never
even been hit by my dad!
**[16:38] ---**
Please do not say that line!
**[16:40] ---**
Because this is not a
parody! This is your life!
**[16:44] ---**
Young Sir, are you really fine with this?
**[16:47] ---**
You even said it yourself earlier, remember?
**[16:49] ---**
That there are times when a
man just has to get going.
**[16:52] ---**
There are times when a man
has to face things head-on,
**[16:55] ---**
no matter how great an
obstacle stands in your way.
**[17:03] ---**
I understand.
**[17:05] ---**
Young Sir!
**[17:05] ---**
But how am I supposed to
face that great obstacle?
**[17:09] ---**
I may not look it, but I have more
life experience than you, so...
**[17:13] ---**
Once upon a time, when it
came to a man-to-man fight...
**[17:15] ---**
Soul
**[17:16] ---**
...it was always a baseball match,
putting heart and soul into one pitch!
**[17:20] ---**
**Hitting and hitting, and
pitching and pitching!**
**[17:24] ---**
Truly, fair and square!
No regrets in your youth!
**[17:27] ---**
All right, I understand.
**[17:30] ---**
Saki
**[17:32] ---**
Thank you.
**[17:37] ---**
Someday, the Young Sir may sprout wings...
**[17:40] ---**
And maybe leap out of a window...
**[17:42] ---**
And because I'm kind of sort of the
Bible that teaches him about freedom,
**[17:47] ---**
so it's fine. This is how it should be.
**[17:50] ---**
**Even she doesn't really
know what she's saying,**
**[17:53] ---**
**so even if there were a song that
had similar-sounding lyrics,**
**[17:55] ---**
**it would merely be a coincidence.
Ah, a thesis, a thesis.**
**[17:58] ---**
Saki, where did Wataru go?
**[18:00] ---**
The Young Sir...
**[18:02] ---**
...has gone to fight a man's battle!
**[18:04] ---**
Huh?
**[18:06] ---**
Senpai.
**[18:13] ---**
Here you are.
**[18:14] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[18:18] ---**
Who are you?
**[18:19] ---**
Yeah! What do you want?!
**[18:21] ---**
Soul
**[18:21] ---**
A baseball match!
**[18:23] ---**
Putting heart and soul into
one pitch for her white towel.
**[18:25] ---**
I request that you engage me
in an earnest duel between men.
**[18:28] ---**
The winner will get his sweat wiped
by the manager with her white towel!
**[18:32] ---**
Hey, you can't just do that!
**[18:33] ---**
Interesting. I accept!
**[18:49] ---**
Young Sir...
**[18:51] ---**
**Watch me, Isumi!**
**[18:53] ---**
I'm going to put everything I've experienced
in my life thus far into this one pitch!
**[18:59] ---**
How dare he get all fired up on his own?
**[19:12] ---**
Reach for me! My...!
**[19:16] ---**
Young Sir!
**[19:21] ---**
My...!
**[19:34] ---**
I'm completely burnt out.
**[19:41] ---**
Young Sir!
**[19:42] ---**
Saki, I've been defeated...
and I have no regrets.
**[19:47] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[19:48] ---**
I worked up a good sweat.
**[19:50] ---**
Here you are.
**[19:53] ---**
Thank you.
**[19:59] ---**
Now, you have no more
regrets holding you back.
**[20:07] ---**
Isumi!
**[20:09] ---**
That must have been tough for you.
**[20:11] ---**
A job well done.
**[20:13] ---**
I will escort you back to your residence.
**[20:15] ---**
I-I appreciate it, but...
**[20:21] ---**
I-Isumi, I... I mean, I myself...
**[20:26] ---**
Wataru, you helped me, didn't you?
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you for letting him
work up a good sweat.
**[20:37] ---**
I guess...
**[20:39] ---**
...Isumi appreciated what I did.
**[20:42] ---**
**I don't quite understand,**
**[20:43] ---**
**but it seems to have gone well.**
**[20:50] ---**
So in the end, it looks like I
was making a fuss over nothing...
**[20:54] ---**
Lame, huh?
**[20:57] ---**
You were a fine young man today, Young Sir.
**[21:00] ---**
What? Really?
**[21:01] ---**
Yes. You were cooler than
I have ever seen you.
**[21:06] ---**
I see.
**[21:09] ---**
Let's go home.
**[21:11] ---**
We left the shop unattended.
**[21:15] ---**
Yes, Young Sir.
**[21:20] ---**
What the heck?
**[21:21] ---**
So Isumi was just working
part-time as a manager?
**[21:24] ---**
Yes, apparently so.
**[21:26] ---**
**After all, I can't tell her
that Isumi was working...**
**[21:30] ---**
**...to banish the spirit of a dead manager.**
**[21:31] ---**
They say that reality is
stranger than fiction,
**[21:34] ---**
but nothing *that* strange ever happens.
**[21:37] ---**
True.
**[21:38] ---**
This doesn't leave anything
for Tamori to comment on.
**[21:41] ---**
Indeed, I agree, Miss Nagi.
**[21:44] ---**
**No, no, what happened was
actually plenty strange.**
**[21:48] ---**
**Next time, it looks like a rival
will be appearing for Hayate.**
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:17] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:26] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:43] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:53] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
***SIGN*** Student Council Girl Trio
***SIGN*** Lettering by Masumi Asano
**[23:26] ---**
The student council girl
trio's Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
Morning, it's Izumi Segawa.
**[23:31] ---**
I'm Risa Asakaze.
**[23:32] ---**
Explosion! I'm Miki Hanabishi.
**[23:34] ---**
Today will be the last of the
Student Council Girl Trio specials.
**[23:36] ---**
These 3 weeks have flown by.
**[23:38] ---**
But no matter how many times I listen to
this song, I still think it's a masterpiece.
**[23:40] ---**
Yes, a masterpiece!
**[23:40] ---**
It could even be featured on
that New Year's music show!
**[23:42] ---**
It might even be as good
as our national anthem!
**[23:43] ---**
No, it should be turned
into the show's theme song!
**[23:46] ---**
Okay, time for the fan service shot.
**[23:47] ---**
Actually, if you paste the 3 fan service
shots together, you get one single picture.
**[23:51] ---**
That's amazing!
**[23:51] ---**
Which means we have no choice but to
use it to create original merchandise!
**[23:54] ---**
Adios, amigo!
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**[23:57] ---**
Hayate, you don't have to work anymore.
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
Is that to say that you're firing me?
**[24:01] ---**
No, no, that's not it.
**[24:03] ---**
It means you can take a break
from your butler duties
**[24:04] ---**
and focus on your studies
until exams are over.
**[24:07] ---**
I made arrangements just
for such an occasion!
**[24:10] ---**
For a new, temporary butler!
**[24:12] ---**
A pleasure to meet you.
I am Mecha Butler No. 13.
**[24:14] ---**
Next time, "Sure, Amuro May Have
Had a Place to Return to, But..."
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I am superior to him, you know.
**[24:19] ---**
Sure, Amuro May Have
Had a Place to Return to, But..."
**[24:19] ---**
Change! Switch on, one, two, three, with
"Hayate the Combat Butler" next time!
**[24:24] ---**
# 47 - Sure, Amuro May Have Had a Place to Return to, But...
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:16] ---**
The government will be
addressing the nation shortly
**[00:19] ---**
to make an important announcement.
**[00:20] ---**
Please leave your TV on and stand
by without changing the channel.
**[00:23] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
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*That a humongous mansion like
this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[00:30] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[00:34] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
**[00:37] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless*
**[00:39] ---**
*and both have a bit of the
wrong idea about each other,*
**[00:41] ---**
*but they share the immensely strong, loving
bond between servant and mistress.*
**[00:46] ---**
Wait! And you just start the opening
like there's nothing going on?
**[00:49] ---**
I mean, what's this important announcement?!
**[00:52] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[00:55] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[00:57] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[01:03] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
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Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
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Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[01:19] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[01:25] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[01:30] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[01:35] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[01:41] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
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Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[01:49] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
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Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
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Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
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Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
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Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[02:21] ---**
Sure, Amuro May Have Had a
Place to Return to, But...
**[02:26] ---**
What? M-Miss...
**[02:29] ---**
I have chosen my words carefully, Persian.
**[02:32] ---**
What did you just say, Miss?
**[02:34] ---**
But you did not.
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I told you, you don't have to work anymore.
**[02:35] ---**
This is Sparta's answer!
**[02:38] ---**
This is blasphemy! Madness!
**[02:44] ---**
Hey, now, what are you looking so down for?
**[02:46] ---**
Is that to say that you're firing me?
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Huh? No, no, that's not it.
**[02:51] ---**
You barely managed to pass that
test the other day, right?
**[02:54] ---**
What?
**[02:55] ---**
If you fail the upcoming finals,
you'll seriously be on thin ice,
**[02:59] ---**
so I'm saying you can take a
break from your butler duties
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and focus on your studies
until the exams are over.
**[03:04] ---**
Wh-What are you saying, Miss?!
**[03:07] ---**
I-I can handle that much!
**[03:09] ---**
You needn't show such concern.
**[03:12] ---**
Then shall we say that you'll get
fired if your grades are bad?
**[03:15] ---**
Well?
**[03:18] ---**
Why not graciously accept her offer?
**[03:22] ---**
Maria...
**[03:23] ---**
It is a great kindness that your
mistress is showing you, after all.
**[03:26] ---**
Right?
**[03:26] ---**
Well, just study hard without
straining yourself.
**[03:29] ---**
Right...
**[03:29] ---**
But in exchange!
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I expect you to play hard with
me once the tests are over,
**[03:33] ---**
so brace yourself. Got it?
**[03:36] ---**
Y-Yes, I understand.
**[03:43] ---**
Yo! What's with the long face?
**[03:46] ---**
I don't know why I got smacked...
**[03:48] ---**
I do feel a bit apprehensive, though.
**[03:51] ---**
Mr. Klaus is currently out
and absent as well...
**[03:54] ---**
No, no, what are you saying, Maria?
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I'm not a child, you know.
**[03:58] ---**
I don't need a butler in
constant attendance...
**[04:00] ---**
So you say, but who's the one who
got into a desperate situation,
**[04:03] ---**
only to be barely saved when
you had no butler with you?
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That was a coincidence! A coincidence!
**[04:09] ---**
In preparation for just such an event...
**[04:11] ---**
What gives, Klaus? That was a
waste of a perfectly good TV.
**[04:15] ---**
P-Please...
**[04:17] ---**
In preparation for just such a
situation, I made some arrangements.
**[04:20] ---**
Arrangements?
**[04:20] ---**
Yes, a new temporary butler.
**[04:24] ---**
Um, are you certain you're
fine with keeping me company?
**[04:29] ---**
Don't ya sweat it!
**[04:30] ---**
Yer workin' hard for Nagi, right?
**[04:32] ---**
Then it's my duty as the
partner to help ya out, too.
**[04:39] ---**
Yer not makin' any progress here!
What're ya spacin' out for?!
**[04:43] ---**
Is it really all right for me to
be taking time off work to study?
**[04:47] ---**
As for that, looks like ya
got nothin' to worry 'bout.
**[04:49] ---**
I heard somethin' 'bout a new butler comin'.
**[04:52] ---**
A new... butler?
**[04:54] ---**
Yeah, I overheard the SP guys
sayin' somethin' like that.
**[04:59] ---**
I had no idea! I see! I
see! That's news to me!
**[05:02] ---**
What the heck? Does that upset ya?
**[05:04] ---**
I-I'm not letting it upset me or anything.
**[05:07] ---**
Well, she really hates strangers,
**[05:09] ---**
so I imagine anyone who isn't me
will have a hard time with her.
**[05:12] ---**
But while yer sittin' here,
**[05:13] ---**
Nagi and the new butler might
become friendly and...
**[05:17] ---**
I see nothing wrong with
them becoming friendly.
**[05:19] ---**
Never mind that. It's time to study!
***SIGN*** Newest Edition Basic Problem Collection Comprehensive English
**[05:22] ---**
I have to live up to the faith
the Miss has placed in me!
**[05:24] ---**
Um, "atarashii shitsuji"... "New butler".
**[05:28] ---**
"A new butler come soon"...
**[05:31] ---**
"Coming soon dead"...
**[05:33] ---**
C'mon now, don't slip in ominous
soundin' phrases into yer English.
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If it bothers ya that much,
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why don't ya peek in on 'em on yer
way to the bathroom or somethin'?
**[05:41] ---**
What?
**[05:42] ---**
But I don't see the need
to get so upset 'bout it.
**[05:45] ---**
Even Himegami told ya, right?
**[05:47] ---**
That he's countin' on ya
to take care of Nagi?
**[05:52] ---**
Have confidence. Yer the only
butler that suits Nagi.
**[05:56] ---**
Don't ya think ya could put more
faith in the bond ya have with her?
**[06:00] ---**
My bond with the Miss...
**[06:03] ---**
You're right.
**[06:05] ---**
Pardon me for losing my composure.
**[06:07] ---**
Don't sweat it. C'mon, let's
get focused, shall we?
**[06:10] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[06:11] ---**
But first...
**[06:13] ---**
I think I'll go to the bathroom
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and pull myself together
before I resume my studies.
**[06:17] ---**
Bathroom first!
**[06:21] ---**
*So in the end, he's still upset. *
**[06:25] ---**
No, no, no! Like hell I need a new butler!
**[06:29] ---**
I will never accept another
butler, who is not Hayate!
**[06:33] ---**
B-But this butler is extremely capable
**[06:35] ---**
and I believe there is no doubt that
he will be of more use than Ayasaki...
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None of that matters!
**[06:40] ---**
I don't even want to breathe the same
air as a butler that's not Hayate!
**[06:44] ---**
Besides, I'm...
**[06:45] ---**
Not to worry.
**[06:47] ---**
You are certain to come
to like me, Miss Nagi.
**[06:50] ---**
Y-You're...!
**[06:51] ---**
A pleasure to meet you. I
am Mecha Butler No. 13.
**[06:56] ---**
All right, then. Send him
back to Miss Makimura.
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Oh?
**[07:01] ---**
Uh, um, Miss Nagi?
**[07:04] ---**
Oh, so this is basically what
they were referring to.
**[07:07] ---**
What the heck? This is borin'.
**[07:09] ---**
In that case, I can relax and
devote myself to my studies.
**[07:12] ---**
Yup.
**[07:13] ---**
Study hard now.
**[07:15] ---**
I will!
**[07:15] ---**
*But this was where Hayate's
guard was not up! *
**[07:19] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[07:21] ---**
Oh, no, you are welcome.
**[07:25] ---**
I mean...
**[07:26] ---**
Responding in some way is the
polite thing to do, right?
**[07:30] ---**
Or actually...
**[07:31] ---**
Does its words actually count
as an expression of gratitude?
**[07:36] ---**
This is...
**[07:37] ---**
Could it be a manga drawn by you, Miss Nagi?
**[07:41] ---**
Whoa! Where do you get off looking
at it without my permission?!
**[07:43] ---**
Get your butt out of her already, you jerk!
**[07:45] ---**
What a lousy manga it is!
**[07:48] ---**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[07:50] ---**
As if a robot like you could understand
the greatness of my manga!
**[07:52] ---**
But the characters do have impact.
**[07:55] ---**
Huh?
**[07:56] ---**
The layout and dialogue also have
a certain sensibility to them.
**[08:00] ---**
The art isn't bad, either.
**[08:02] ---**
But the plot developments are abrupt,
which overshadow the good parts.
**[08:06] ---**
You have to think about your reader more.
**[08:08] ---**
Oh, is that right?
**[08:09] ---**
Yes. You are smart, so your level of
comprehension is higher than average.
**[08:14] ---**
But your readers will be seeing it for
the first time, so that won't work.
**[08:17] ---**
Have you read that manga?
**[08:19] ---**
No, I can't reach it, so I haven't read it.
**[08:22] ---**
Then please read it, because it
will serve as a good reference.
**[08:24] ---**
It is an extremely fine piece of work.
**[08:26] ---**
I-Is that so?
**[08:28] ---**
Here you are.
**[08:29] ---**
Then I'll try reading it a bit.
**[08:31] ---**
Huh?
**[08:32] ---**
This is rose tea.
**[08:34] ---**
It will soothe you and allow
you to read at your leisure.
**[08:37] ---**
When did you have time to...?
**[08:39] ---**
I'm a Mecha Butler, after all.
**[08:41] ---**
I know the path of Heaven
**[08:42] ---**
and by overclocking, I can move
more swiftly than human beings.
**[08:45] ---**
I see!
**[08:47] ---**
H-He's amazing...
**[08:50] ---**
Well, then, Miss Maria, I would like
to help with the cleaning and such...
**[08:54] ---**
Huh? O-Oh, yes...
**[08:57] ---**
Then let us start over here.
**[09:05] ---**
Wh-What are you...?!
**[09:07] ---**
Pardon me.
**[09:08] ---**
But please don't move. It seems
your shoulders are a bit stiff.
**[09:12] ---**
What?
**[09:13] ---**
Now, relax.
**[09:15] ---**
Uh, a-all right.
**[09:17] ---**
You may be capable of doing
everything on your own,
**[09:19] ---**
but working too hard can be a problem, too.
**[09:22] ---**
D-Do you think so?
**[09:25] ---**
*But he's really good at this. *
**[09:28] ---**
*I think I might kind of like it... *
**[09:33] ---**
Thank you, No. 13.
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, no, it's the least I can do.
**[09:37] ---**
If you'll just instruct me, I'll
do the rest of the work for you.
**[09:41] ---**
What? B-But...
**[09:43] ---**
It's the foolish desire of a guy to
act cool in front of a cute girl,
**[09:48] ---**
so please, let me act cool.
**[09:51] ---**
Not doing any butler work at all
makes me feel restless somehow.
**[09:55] ---**
Come to think of it, I wonder
if that robot butler's left.
**[09:58] ---**
Ooh, you're quite good!
**[10:01] ---**
All right, I'm going to win the next round!
**[10:03] ---**
It will not go so easily.
**[10:06] ---**
*Wh-What in the world is this? *
**[10:09] ---**
*Somehow... *
**[10:11] ---**
*...he's completely fitting in now. *
**[10:14] ---**
*Long ago, there was an episode of "Doraemon" *
**[10:16] ---**
*where a guy's shadow took the guy's place. *
**[10:19] ---**
Don't say something so ominous!
**[10:25] ---**
S-S-S-Small Light.
(Su-Su-Su-Sumouru raito.)
**[10:28] ---**
M-M-M-M-M-My existence has finally become...
(To-To-To-To-To-Toutou boku no sonzai ga...)
**[10:51] ---**
What? Hayate's getting jealous?
**[10:54] ---**
Yeah, it looks like the way you've
become friendly with that robot
**[10:57] ---**
is really gettin' to him.
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, my...
**[11:00] ---**
But a butler robot, huh?
**[11:02] ---**
The technology of the Sanzenin
family sure is impressive.
**[11:04] ---**
I am honored to receive
your words of praise.
**[11:06] ---**
So, how outstandin' are ya?
**[11:08] ---**
Someone, tell her!
**[11:11] ---**
I'm askin' ya, ya moron!
**[11:16] ---**
*I made a jab at him without even meanin' to!*
**[11:18] ---**
Your reputation precedes you, Miss Sakuya.
**[11:22] ---**
You do not overlook even
the smallest of jokes.
**[11:25] ---**
Ya...
**[11:26] ---**
Ya mean, that was on purpose?!
**[11:28] ---**
Outstandin'! This Robot Butler's
so outstandin', it's mind-blowin'!
**[11:31] ---**
Hayate's getting jealous over me?
**[11:34] ---**
Jealous, huh?
**[11:35] ---**
Oh, man, he's so cute!
**[11:43] ---**
Um, Miss, why do you look so happy?
**[11:47] ---**
Because, to think Hayate
would get jealous...
**[11:49] ---**
It's a bit endearing, don't you think?
**[11:51] ---**
There ya go with yer warped
sensibilities again.
**[11:54] ---**
Endearing?
**[11:55] ---**
Is that an emotion that is
enjoyable for human beings?
**[11:58] ---**
What? Are there things even
you don't understand, No. 13?
**[12:02] ---**
Yes, because my CPU hasn't been
programmed with thought patterns
**[12:06] ---**
that encourage negative
emotions in human beings.
**[12:09] ---**
I think it's fine that you're
not programmed with them.
**[12:18] ---**
This is correct, too.
**[12:20] ---**
All right! I got everything right!
**[12:24] ---**
*Somehow, being a bit depressed
actually makes me more focused. *
**[12:29] ---**
*Human beings are strange creatures. *
**[12:34] ---**
There's definitely a gloom
about him from behind.
**[12:37] ---**
So that's what jealousy
looks like. I see, I see.
**[12:40] ---**
Quit grinnin' like a fool and
go on in to comfort him.
**[12:43] ---**
Yes, he should be getting
tired from his studies soon,
**[12:46] ---**
so maybe I'll make him
some tea or something.
**[12:48] ---**
Please wait, Miss.
**[12:49] ---**
What is it, No. 13?
**[12:51] ---**
If you go to comfort him right away,
you'll be playing right into his hands.
**[12:55] ---**
What?
**[12:56] ---**
I get it. The adult gambit.
**[12:58] ---**
Yes, so this is where...
**[13:02] ---**
Yes?
**[13:03] ---**
Um, H-Hayate?
**[13:06] ---**
I made some tea...
**[13:08] ---**
Oh, Maria?
**[13:09] ---**
I appreciate you going to the
trouble of making me tea...
**[13:12] ---**
Oh, no, please think nothing of it, meow.
**[13:18] ---**
A-Are your studies going well, meow?
**[13:20] ---**
Right...
**[13:22] ---**
*Honestly! What about this
is a good idea, No. 13?! *
**[13:27] ---**
What is Hayate doing?!
**[13:29] ---**
Staring all goggly at Maria like that!
**[13:31] ---**
Nah, that's not bein' all goggly.
**[13:44] ---**
No!
**[13:45] ---**
I-I will be taking some time off, meow!
**[13:53] ---**
Damn you, Hayate! How dare you look
at Maria with those pervy eyes?!
**[13:56] ---**
Now, now, Miss.
**[13:58] ---**
I am sorry, but it seems
this plan has failed.
**[14:03] ---**
*And with that, I've gotten rid of person #1. *
**[14:06] ---**
Let us take this in a slightly
different direction.
**[14:08] ---**
I get it! A late night snack!
**[14:10] ---**
It's not night yet, though.
**[14:12] ---**
Then I'll pull out all the stops to...
**[14:14] ---**
Denied.
**[14:15] ---**
What?! Why?!
**[14:17] ---**
I'm trying to make a loving dish here!
**[14:20] ---**
That's why!
**[14:21] ---**
It's obviously leadin' to the totally
cliche explosion punch line!
**[14:23] ---**
Don't mock me!
**[14:25] ---**
Ya can't even fix up a single
servin' of cup ramen properly!
**[14:27] ---**
What did you say?!
**[14:29] ---**
If you would not mind, would you
lend a hand as well, Miss Sakuya?
**[14:33] ---**
Me?
**[14:36] ---**
Wow, this is incredible!
**[14:37] ---**
You made all of this for me?
**[14:40] ---**
Yup. Eat up and work hard.
**[14:42] ---**
I had no idea you were a good cook.
**[14:44] ---**
Nah, this stuff is nothin' extraordinary.
**[14:46] ---**
What's he doing, being encouraged by Saku?!
**[14:49] ---**
So that person named Hayate is
quite close to Miss Sakuya.
**[14:53] ---**
D-Don't be ridiculous!
**[14:56] ---**
Hayate is... Hayate is my...
**[14:58] ---**
Goodness, this food is so comforting.
**[15:00] ---**
Don't be getting comforted!
**[15:03] ---**
I swear! Hayate, I swear!
**[15:05] ---**
M-Miss, what are you so angry about?
**[15:09] ---**
She seems to be in a foul mood, so
perhaps you should take your leave.
**[15:14] ---**
What the heck? She's such a child.
**[15:17] ---**
Miss Sakuya, you are more
mature than Miss Nagi.
**[15:23] ---**
Ya sure are a smooth talker.
**[15:25] ---**
Well, I'll be goin' then.
**[15:28] ---**
*Now, that makes two. *
**[15:30] ---**
*That just leaves... *
**[15:32] ---**
So anyway, are you getting
anywhere with your studies?
**[15:34] ---**
Yes, well, more or less.
**[15:37] ---**
Oh, you've gotten quite a bit done.
**[15:39] ---**
Yes, and I owe it to Sakuya for
really drumming it into me.
**[15:46] ---**
What about owing to me?
**[15:48] ---**
So you owe it more to Saku than to me?
**[15:52] ---**
What?
**[15:52] ---**
Oh, no, Miss, th-that is not true!
**[15:57] ---**
Hayate, you jerk!
**[16:03] ---**
Miss...
**[16:06] ---**
I swear! I swear, Hayate is just so...!
**[16:08] ---**
Good grief.
**[16:10] ---**
No. 13...
**[16:10] ---**
It seems he is quite a poor butler.
**[16:14] ---**
Huh?
**[16:15] ---**
N-No, that's not true...
**[16:18] ---**
And he seems to be awfully stupid.
**[16:20] ---**
At this rate, wouldn't he be considered
a failure as a Sanzenin butler?
**[16:25] ---**
No. 13, what are you saying?
**[16:28] ---**
That being the case, don't you think
I should just remain your butler?
**[16:32] ---**
What?!
**[16:34] ---**
H-Hey, you!
**[16:36] ---**
Let us forget about someone like him.
**[16:38] ---**
I am superior to him, you know.
**[16:39] ---**
But...!
**[16:40] ---**
How pitiful. Getting so depressed
over something like this.
**[16:44] ---**
Hayate...
**[16:46] ---**
It's true. When I think of what
would be good for you, Miss...
**[16:48] ---**
Hayate, that's not...!
**[16:50] ---**
Even with me by your side, your picky
eating habits never get any better,
**[16:54] ---**
you keep watching TV late into the night,
**[16:56] ---**
you skip school and play
nothing but online games,
**[16:58] ---**
and lately, you've gained
an interest in Otome Road
**[17:01] ---**
and you've been secretly sending
SP members shopping there...
**[17:04] ---**
Also, behind the shelf...
**[17:05] ---**
That's enough! That's enough already!
**[17:12] ---**
Miss?
**[17:14] ---**
You and only you are my butler!
**[17:17] ---**
You being a bit less than outstanding
is a better fit for me!
**[17:21] ---**
Miss...
**[17:22] ---**
Hayate.
**[17:23] ---**
Miss, does that count as a compliment?
**[17:26] ---**
Uh, w-well, um...
**[17:35] ---**
Hayate.
**[17:36] ---**
Yes?
**[17:37] ---**
Anyway, right now, just study hard!
**[17:40] ---**
Yes, you are right!
**[17:43] ---**
*Could it be that he behaved
like that for my sake? *
**[17:51] ---**
Being a bit less than
outstanding is better...
**[17:55] ---**
Human beings are so complicated.
**[17:57] ---**
*Eight! Stop, please!*
**[17:59] ---**
Let go of me, honey!
**[18:01] ---**
If I'm going to lose you to him, I'd
rather wreck him and go down with him...
**[18:04] ---**
I'll go down with him!
**[18:06] ---**
Eight!
**[18:07] ---**
Take that!
**[18:11] ---**
Oh, Eight, you dummy!
**[18:17] ---**
Honey...
**[18:18] ---**
Were you hurt at all, No. 13?
**[18:21] ---**
Why was he angry?
**[18:23] ---**
I had done no harm.
**[18:26] ---**
I'm sorry. I kept focusing
all my attention on you,
**[18:29] ---**
so it looks like he got jealous.
**[18:31] ---**
Jealous? I do not understand.
**[18:33] ---**
That emotion has not been
programmed into me yet.
**[18:36] ---**
It's fine, it's fine. I don't
really understand it, either.
**[18:39] ---**
This one isn't as high-performance
as you, so...
**[18:43] ---**
Oof.
**[18:47] ---**
I still don't understand, no matter
how high-performance I am.
**[18:52] ---**
My being at this residence
**[18:54] ---**
ultimately serves as a hindrance
to Miss Nagi's happiness.
**[18:59] ---**
I will leave the rest to
Hayate and I will just...
**[19:07] ---**
Breaking news!
**[19:09] ---**
What is it?! What is it?! What's going on?!
**[19:10] ---**
A giant meteor that has suddenly
come flying out of space
**[19:13] ---**
is currently approaching Earth!
**[19:15] ---**
It appears it will land in Tokyo's
Nerima Ward in just a few minutes!
**[19:17] ---**
What?!
**[19:22] ---**
Wait, it's already right in front of us!
**[19:25] ---**
What a huge turn of events!
**[19:26] ---**
Or actually, so the scene before
the opening really had meaning!
**[19:30] ---**
At this rate, it's gonna hit us head-on!
**[19:31] ---**
Let us hurry and get out of here!
**[19:33] ---**
No, at that size, you will
not be able to flee in time.
**[19:36] ---**
What?!
**[19:37] ---**
Then what are we going to do?!
**[19:39] ---**
Hayate, please take care of
the Miss and the others.
**[19:46] ---**
D-Don't tell me...
**[19:48] ---**
I will destroy the meteor in space,
before it damages the Earth's surface.
**[19:52] ---**
If I use the self-destruct
mechanism built into me,
**[19:55] ---**
it should be possible.
**[19:57] ---**
Yer gonna self-destruct?!
**[19:58] ---**
D-Don't do this!
**[19:59] ---**
You can't go! No. 13, this is
an order from your mistress!
**[20:03] ---**
Miss, it is a butler's duty
to protect his mistress,
**[20:06] ---**
even if it costs him his life.
**[20:08] ---**
Please forgive me for disobeying your order.
**[20:11] ---**
No! No! I'm never letting you go!
**[20:13] ---**
If you go, I won't forgive you!
**[20:22] ---**
No, No. 13!
**[20:25] ---**
Hayate, please get the Miss.
**[20:30] ---**
Come, Miss, get away from there!
**[20:32] ---**
Let go! Let me go!
**[20:36] ---**
If I am ever given the opportunity
to be reborn again,
**[20:39] ---**
I will be sure to have the emotion of
jealousy programmed into me next time.
**[20:43] ---**
I wish you happiness.
**[20:47] ---**
No. 13...
**[20:49] ---**
Farewell, everyone.
**[20:52] ---**
No. 13!
**[20:55] ---**
Farewell, Miss Nagi.
**[21:15] ---**
He sure was a good guy.
**[21:17] ---**
No. 13...
**[21:21] ---**
Miss...
**[21:26] ---**
*No. 13... *
**[21:28] ---**
The giant meteor that came
flying out of space yesterday
**[21:31] ---**
somehow vanished just before
it collided with Earth.
**[21:35] ---**
*Thanks to the Mecha Butler
No. 13's courageous deed, *
**[21:38] ---**
*peace on Earth and the happiness of
the Sanzenin Miss were protected. *
**[21:43] ---**
*Thank you, No. 13. *
**[21:45] ---**
*Farewell, Mecha Butler No. 13. *
**[21:57] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:06] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:10] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:16] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:56] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:25] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:26] ---**
...and Hayate's...
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:28] ---**
Burn, marble soul! I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:30] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:32] ---**
Ooh, this is your character song, Hayate.
**[23:34] ---**
The deluge of "Hayate the Combat
Butler" character songs
**[23:37] ---**
has tapered off, so they decided
they could play my song again.
**[23:39] ---**
Are you sure the next song
just didn't get done in time?
**[23:41] ---**
That's not true. Though, it's true
that it hasn't been sung yet.
**[23:43] ---**
Well, so anyway, we're prepared
a fan service shot of Hayate.
**[23:45] ---**
Cross-dressing Hayate is nice, too,
**[23:46] ---**
but for all the Hayate
fans across the nation,
**[23:48] ---**
this time, we have a pinup of
Hayate in his butler uniform.
**[23:50] ---**
When did you get a picture
of me like this, Miss?!
**[23:52] ---**
But this is better than the cross-dressing.
**[23:53] ---**
Bye-bye!
***SIGN*** Preview
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:58] ---**
Th-This is...
**[23:59] ---**
A letter that's not signed by the sender?
**[24:01] ---**
Someone's got quite a lot of
nerve to send me a love letter.
**[24:05] ---**
But who in the world could it be?
**[24:06] ---**
Could it be...?
**[24:07] ---**
Hinagiku.
**[24:08] ---**
Hayate?
**[24:09] ---**
So is this letter from you, after all?
**[24:11] ---**
Next time, "Hina Love".
**[24:13] ---**
Episode 48 is a must-see
episode for Hinagiku fans.
**[24:16] ---**
Though, I won't be appearing in it much.
**[24:17] ---**
Come Izen-cross with "Hayate the
Combat Butler" again next time!
**[24:18] ---**
Hina Love
**[24:23] ---**
# 48 - Hina Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:15] ---**
Boyfriend?!
**[00:17] ---**
M-Mom, why are you suddenly
bringing this up?!
**[00:20] ---**
You scared me!
**[00:21] ---**
I mean, you're getting to that
age already, right, Hina?
**[00:25] ---**
I thought maybe you'd want to spend you
birthday with someone that's special to you.
**[00:29] ---**
That's got nothing to do with anything!
**[00:31] ---**
Or rather, I don't have anyone like that!
**[00:34] ---**
Oh, you don't?
**[00:35] ---**
Besides, it's always been the rule that
we spend birthdays with just the family.
**[00:44] ---**
I guess it's already been
10 years since then.
**[00:45] ---**
Hey, w-wait, what are you...?
**[00:47] ---**
You were so little and now you've
grown into a fine young lady...
**[00:51] ---**
Time certainly flies.
**[00:52] ---**
Q-Quit it! You're embarrassing me!
**[00:55] ---**
There's no way the boys would leave
a wonderful girl like you alone.
**[01:09] ---**
**There's bound to be a wonderful
guy out there somewhere,**
**[01:13] ---**
**who'll come flying to you if
you'd just call out to him.**
**[01:20] ---**
Someone who would come if I
would just call out to him...
**[01:28] ---**
Why does Hayate enter into the picture?!
**[01:31] ---**
Sure, I think he's a nice guy
and it's not like I hate him,
**[01:34] ---**
but that doesn't mean he's
special to me or anything!
**[01:42] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen?*
**[01:44] ---**
*That a humongous mansion like
this exists somewhere in Tokyo?*
**[01:49] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And...*
**[01:53] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki.*
**[01:56] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless*
**[01:58] ---**
*and both have a bit of the
wrong idea about each other,*
**[02:00] ---**
*but they share the immensely strong,
loving bond between servant and mistress.*
**[02:06] ---**
It's not true!
**[02:07] ---**
It's totally not like that!
**[02:11] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:14] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:16] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:22] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[02:27] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:32] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[02:38] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[02:44] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[02:49] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[02:54] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[03:00] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[03:05] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[03:08] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[03:11] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[03:16] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[03:19] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:22] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[03:40] ---**
Hina Love
**[03:53] ---**
Good morning, Hinagiku.
**[03:57] ---**
M-M-Morning!
**[04:01] ---**
Hinagiku?
**[04:03] ---**
What's gotten into her?
**[04:07] ---**
*Could it be that I did something
to make her hate me again?!*
**[04:11] ---**
Hey, get a grip.
**[04:13] ---**
What's the point of getting
depressed even before the exams?
**[04:15] ---**
Oh, now that you mention it, today
is the day of our finals, isn't it?
**[04:19] ---**
Huh? Then what were you getting
depressed about just now?
**[04:22] ---**
N-No, it was nothing!
**[04:29] ---**
**Sheesh. I got weirdly self-conscious
because of what Mom said yesterday.**
**[04:36] ---**
Miss Hinagiku Katsura
**[04:37] ---**
**Th-This is...!**
**[04:40] ---**
**No name on the back.**
**[04:44] ---**
**Who in the world could it be?**
**[04:46] ---**
**Someone's got quite a lot of
nerve to send me a love letter.**
**[04:51] ---**
**C-Could it be Hayate?**
**[04:53] ---**
**No, impossible!**
**[04:55] ---**
**But he did try to talk to me earlier...**
**[04:59] ---**
**I-I wonder what it says...**
***SIGN*** I will be waiting in front of the kendo training hall after school. Please come for sure.
**[05:09] ---**
**"I will be waiting in front of the
kendo training hall after school.**
**[05:12] ---**
**"Please come for sure."**
**[05:13] ---**
What are you doing, Hayate?
**[05:14] ---**
Eeeep
**[05:15] ---**
I-It's nothing! Nothing at all!
**[05:22] ---**
**The kendo training hall...**
**[05:24] ---**
**Could that mean the sender is Hinagiku?**
**[05:26] ---**
**No, no, calm down, Hayate.**
**[05:28] ---**
**There's no way such a straight up YA event**
**[05:30] ---**
**would ever happen in real life!**
**[05:32] ---**
**Besides, have there even
been any events so far**
**[05:34] ---**
**that might have elevated my
relationship with Hinagiku?**
**[05:36] ---**
**Wait, maybe her strange behavior this
morning was the prelude to this.**
**[05:42] ---**
H-Here you are, Miss!
**[05:43] ---**
Thanks.
**[05:45] ---**
**No, no. If I fail like this, I'm
not going to get another chance.**
**[05:48] ---**
**I have to focus!**
**[05:50] ---**
**And thus, the hours of the final exams
were spent on agonizing distress**
**[05:55] ---**
**and wild dating game fantasies.**
**[05:58] ---**
**And after school let out...**
**[05:59] ---**
What?! That's wrong, too?!
**[06:02] ---**
Honestly! And after I taught
it to you over and over, too.
**[06:06] ---**
Just what kind of a blockhead are you?
**[06:08] ---**
Oh, crap. What should I do?
**[06:10] ---**
Nagi, should we not check answers
for my dear Hayate as well?
**[06:14] ---**
No problem there! Hayate's a guy who
can do it when he puts his mind to it.
**[06:17] ---**
Right, Hayate?
**[06:18] ---**
Y-Yes, of course, Miss!
**[06:20] ---**
*But I actually couldn't focus
much because of this thing.*
**[06:25] ---**
I guess for starters, we'll
do an intensive study group
**[06:27] ---**
for the guy who can't do it even
when he puts his mind to it.
**[06:29] ---**
Who can't do it even when
he puts his mind to it?!
**[06:31] ---**
Like hell I'm coming over to your place!
**[06:33] ---**
Aww, and here, I was thinking
of doing it at Isumi's place.
**[06:37] ---**
What?!
**[06:37] ---**
A-At Isumi's place?
**[06:40] ---**
That would be fine with
me. Let us study together.
**[06:43] ---**
I-If you say so, Isumi. I won't
mind keeping you company.
**[06:47] ---**
So, sorry, but you go on
home without me, Hayate.
**[06:50] ---**
Right...
**[06:54] ---**
**I have some free time now...**
**[06:59] ---**
**I guess I'll at least go check it out.**
**[07:02] ---**
Kendo Training Hall
**[07:04] ---**
**Having said that, surely it's not going to
turn out that Hinagiku's really waiting there...**
**[07:21] ---**
**Uh, was there a "Tree of Legend"-ish thing**
**[07:23] ---**
**in front of the kendo training hall?**
**[07:25] ---**
**Or why are there cherry blossom petals
in the air when it's only March?**
**[07:27] ---**
**Or like, that's not a cherry
blossom tree to begin with...**
**[07:33] ---**
**I'm going to ignore all those
jabs that don't matter and...**
**[07:35] ---**
H-Hinagiku...
**[07:38] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[07:40] ---**
Hinagiku, what are you doing here?
**[07:42] ---**
Wh-What am I doing?
**[07:44] ---**
I'm just here for the kendo. Obviously!
**[07:47] ---**
What are *you* doing here, Hayate?
**[07:49] ---**
Uh, um, could it be...
**[07:52] ---**
Could it be...
**[07:54] ---**
...that this letter is from you, after all?
**[07:57] ---**
Huh?
**[07:58] ---**
I've been waiting for you, Ayasaki!
**[08:02] ---**
Oh, you're Mystery Kendo Team Member A!
**[08:08] ---**
Who are you calling Kendo Team Member A?!
**[08:10] ---**
Don't treat me like I'm a nameless character!
**[08:11] ---**
What are you doing here, Azumamiya?
**[08:14] ---**
Miss Katsura, today, I will surely defeat
my foe, Ayasaki, right before your very eyes
**[08:18] ---**
and show you what I am truly capable of!
**[08:21] ---**
Then could it be that *you
\*Nwrote this letter, Azumamiya?
**[08:26] ---**
*So that was the punch line...*
**[08:28] ---**
What's wrong, Ayasaki?
**[08:29] ---**
Yielding already, now that you've
found out that I'm your opponent?
**[08:32] ---**
So what is up with this
adorable letter of challenge?!
**[08:35] ---**
I mean, a letter of challenge
with a heart mark?!
**[08:37] ---**
What kind of cannon fodder
character are you?!
**[08:39] ---**
Don't call me a cannon fodder
character! My name is...
**[08:42] ---**
I know.
**[08:44] ---**
You coolly declared me
your rival in Episode 15,
**[08:46] ---**
you were lamely defeated instantly
by Hinagiku in Episode 16,
**[08:48] ---**
and since then, you have been
granted almost no scenes
**[08:50] ---**
and in Akiba's popularity poll, you ranked
lower than the mother of Mr. Hata,
**[08:53] ---**
who handles the title lettering.
Kotaro Azumamiya, correct?
**[08:55] ---**
Th-That's right!
**[08:56] ---**
More like, don't explain
my character unnecessarily!
**[08:58] ---**
Hayate...
**[09:00] ---**
Could it be that you thought
I wrote that letter?
**[09:03] ---**
N-No, I would never!
**[09:05] ---**
Oh, please, as if I would think that.
**[09:08] ---**
After all, you would never do
something so girly like that.
**[09:14] ---**
Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
**[09:17] ---**
What do you mean that I would
never do anything girly?
**[09:21] ---**
No, there wasn't really any
deep meaning behind that...
**[09:23] ---**
Then what meaning was there?!
**[09:25] ---**
So I've angered you again?!
**[09:28] ---**
Looks like you've even
alienated Miss Katsura.
**[09:31] ---**
Serves you right.
**[09:33] ---**
Never mind me.
**[09:34] ---**
Why don't you go keep him company instead?
**[09:36] ---**
H-Hinagiku?!
**[09:39] ---**
Hear that, Ayasaki?!
**[09:41] ---**
Looks like Miss Katsura wants to see
me win a cool victory over you, too!
**[09:45] ---**
I would ask you to do so as well.
**[09:47] ---**
As one butler to another.
**[09:49] ---**
Please serve as the Young Master's opponent.
**[09:54] ---**
In these long 2.5 half-seasons,
**[09:57] ---**
the Young Master has endured
training from Hell!
**[09:59] ---**
And he has finally discovered
the secret to defeating you!
**[10:08] ---**
For Azumamiya to fight against me?
**[10:11] ---**
Precisely.
**[10:12] ---**
For the wimpy Little Master Azumamiya
**[10:15] ---**
to challenge someone to a fight
of his own will is rare indeed.
**[10:18] ---**
To turn your back on that would make
you less of a man, would it not?
**[10:23] ---**
Y-You have a point...
**[10:24] ---**
Besides, if you were to refuse to fight,
**[10:26] ---**
the bill for this shower of flower petals
to be sent to Little Master Azumamiya
**[10:30] ---**
would get sent to the
Sanzenin family instead...
**[10:32] ---**
Himuro, do I still need to keep going?
**[10:34] ---**
Please hang in there, Little Master
Taiga. It will be over soon.
**[10:35] ---**
Fine. I will be your opponent, Azumamiya.
**[10:38] ---**
Okay! I'll do my best for you, Himuro!
**[10:39] ---**
Most gallant of you, Ayasaki!
**[10:54] ---**
*A secret technique he devised
just to defeat me...*
**[10:56] ---**
*What kind of technique could it be?*
**[10:58] ---**
Here goes.
**[11:00] ---**
*He discarded his bamboo sword?! Don't
tell me he's going to fight unarmed?!*
**[11:03] ---**
The secret technique that I devised...
**[11:06] ---**
This is it!
**[11:09] ---**
Huh?
**[11:09] ---**
My turn!
**[11:13] ---**
A river!
**[11:15] ---**
Um, what is the meaning of this?
**[11:18] ---**
It's obvious, isn't it?! It's
a cat's cradle competition!
**[11:20] ---**
Huh?!
**[11:21] ---**
The secret that the Young Master discovered
**[11:23] ---**
over the course of the 2.5 half-seasons...
**[11:25] ---**
It was that in the final analysis,
he had no chance of winning at kendo!
**[11:29] ---**
Such being the case, he came
up with the ultimate strategy
**[11:31] ---**
of defeating you in something
that he most excels at!
**[11:35] ---**
That is the Little Master Azumamiya for you.
**[11:37] ---**
Truly a wimpy strategy in the extreme.
**[11:39] ---**
Just how lame of a Nobita are you?
**[11:41] ---**
What's wrong, Ayasaki?
Admitting defeat already?
**[11:44] ---**
You leave me no choice.
**[11:46] ---**
I did accept your challenge, after all...
**[11:51] ---**
The Murasame Liger from "Zoids Genesis"!
**[11:54] ---**
What the heck is that?!
**[11:56] ---**
Or rather, how can you
make something like that?
**[11:58] ---**
There is no such thing as
the impossible for a butler.
**[12:00] ---**
Wh-Why you...
**[12:05] ---**
I lost...
**[12:07] ---**
All my hard work, wearing through tens of
thousands of loops of yarn, has been for naught!
**[12:12] ---**
Just what kind of hard work was that?
**[12:13] ---**
Young Master!
**[12:15] ---**
Nonohara...
**[12:16] ---**
Allowing a single defeat to
break your spirit is pitiful!
**[12:19] ---**
I believe I taught you sternly
that if you are a man,
**[12:21] ---**
you will keep crawling back up with
dogged resolve until you are victorious!
**[12:24] ---**
You're right! I can't go to pieces
just because I've lost once!
**[12:28] ---**
So you understand?
**[12:30] ---**
And so...
**[12:31] ---**
I challenge you, Taiga Ohkouchi!
**[12:33] ---**
What?!
**[12:34] ---**
That is my Young Master!
**[12:36] ---**
Choosing and challenging an opponent
who seems to offer certain victory!
**[12:39] ---**
You have hit upon an excellent plan!
**[12:40] ---**
H-Himuro!
**[12:42] ---**
Interesting.
**[12:43] ---**
Please do not underestimate my Little
Master Taiga's abilities, Nonohara.
**[12:47] ---**
How does it end up like this?!
**[12:50] ---**
Um, would it be all right if I left already?
**[12:52] ---**
But they're not listening.
**[12:54] ---**
That reminds me. Where did Hinagiku go?
**[13:00] ---**
Oh, really! Really! Really! I swear!
**[13:02] ---**
Why did I get my hopes up that
this letter was from Hayate?!
**[13:08] ---**
Oh, it pisses me off!
**[13:15] ---**
It's like I got dumped,
and I don't even like him.
**[13:23] ---**
Man, being young is so great!
**[13:31] ---**
**That is all.**
**[13:32] ---**
NOT ON DVD!
**[13:32] ---**
**Continuing on to the second half, leaving
the Azumamiya vs Ohkouchi fight unfinished.**
**[13:38] ---**
I did my best, but it was no use!
(Ganbattan dakedo dame datta!)
**[13:42] ---**
Tarutaru monk recommended!
(Tarutaru monku suishou shimasu!)
**[13:51] ---**
It's no use!
**[13:53] ---**
How can it be that *I* can't
focus on my studies?!
**[14:00] ---**
When you're in a funk, it really is best to
go out into town for a change of scene...
**[14:04] ---**
Say, what do you want for your birthday?
**[14:07] ---**
As long as you're with me, Gintan,
I don't want anything else!
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[14:12] ---**
The best way to spend birthdays is to be
lovey-dovey and be with that special someone.
**[14:16] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[14:17] ---**
It would suck not to have that special
someone to share your birthday with!
**[14:18] ---**
Sheesh! Showoffs!
**[14:23] ---**
**It's so stupid.**
**[14:25] ---**
**What does it matter if you have a
boyfriend or not on your birthday?**
**[14:31] ---**
H-Hinagiku!
**[14:32] ---**
Hayate, what are you doing here?
**[14:35] ---**
I thought I might look
for a new study guide...
**[14:38] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[14:41] ---**
Wh-Why are you suddenly apologizing?
**[14:43] ---**
Uh, I don't really know, but...
**[14:45] ---**
I mean, it seems I made you
angry again yesterday, so...
**[14:56] ---**
Do you really feel bad about it?
**[14:58] ---**
What?
**[14:59] ---**
Then treat me to some tea.
**[15:01] ---**
Huh?
**[15:03] ---**
Thank you for waiting.
**[15:05] ---**
Please enjoy.
**[15:06] ---**
The cappuccinos are delicious here.
**[15:09] ---**
I see...
**[15:13] ---**
*I wonder what's suddenly
gotten into Hinagiku.*
**[15:19] ---**
It's rare to see you in
normal clothes, Hayate.
**[15:21] ---**
What? D-Do you think so?
**[15:23] ---**
Yes, they look very good on you.
**[15:27] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[15:28] ---**
Um, you look very cute yourself, Hinagiku.
**[15:32] ---**
What?
**[15:34] ---**
H-Hayate, what are you
saying all of a sudden?!
**[15:37] ---**
Uh, no, I mean, that's not it.
It's your outfit. Your outfit.
**[15:40] ---**
Your *outfit*.
**[15:41] ---**
What?
**[15:42] ---**
Oh...
**[15:43] ---**
Oh, my outfit.
**[15:45] ---**
What? Um, what's gotten into you, Hinagiku?
**[15:48] ---**
So, did you do all right on your exams?
**[15:51] ---**
No...
**[15:54] ---**
Come on, don't give me that sad look.
**[15:57] ---**
Never mind all that. Let's
forget about the bad stuff
**[15:59] ---**
and go for a refreshing change of scenery!
**[16:00] ---**
What?
**[16:06] ---**
The neverending blue sky
**[16:13] ---**
With a heart and mind fresh as can be
**[16:13] ---**
Can you get me?
**[16:14] ---**
It's so cute!
**[16:16] ---**
I love it! I want it!
**[16:19] ---**
Just watch! I'm going to get it for sure!
**[16:22] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[16:22] ---**
And that flower was of an innocent color
**[16:27] ---**
Aw! And I spent everything I had on me, too!
**[16:28] ---**
Making the petals sway with humming
**[16:29] ---**
You want that stuffed animal that badly?
**[16:33] ---**
I guess you have a girly side to you, too.
**[16:34] ---**
If you're all show, then goodbye
**[16:35] ---**
That's the second time!
**[16:36] ---**
What?
**[16:38] ---**
You said the same thing
at school yesterday, too!
**[16:39] ---**
That's not "love", right?
**[16:40] ---**
Something about how I'd never
do anything girly or something.
**[16:41] ---**
The thing that makes me who I am
**[16:43] ---**
Oh!
**[16:44] ---**
N-No, that was...
**[16:44] ---**
That one moment
**[16:45] ---**
And I still hadn't asked you
what you really thought.
**[16:47] ---**
Make it blossom
**[16:47] ---**
Huh?
**[16:48] ---**
Admit it. You thought that I'd
actually written that letter, right?
**[16:51] ---**
What?!
**[16:53] ---**
Power of Flower
**[16:54] ---**
You did, didn't you?
**[16:55] ---**
And someday, even that bud
**[16:56] ---**
No, I would never think such a thing!
**[16:58] ---**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?!
**[16:59] ---**
Will bloom large right in
the middle of your heart
**[17:00] ---**
That I'm really not girly?!
**[17:04] ---**
*Oh, there I go, opening my big mouth again!*
**[17:07] ---**
I-It's not like I'm seriously mad.
**[17:07] ---**
Power of Flower
**[17:09] ---**
At first, I thought that
letter was from you, too...
**[17:18] ---**
Stupid! Stupid! Go get the
hell out of here, Hayate!
**[17:20] ---**
Okay, bye-bye!
**[17:26] ---**
It seems I've angered Hinagiku yet again.
**[17:30] ---**
Why am I always like this?
**[17:40] ---**
**What am I doing?**
**[17:42] ---**
**We were having fun and I just had
to go and wreck it all on my own.**
**[17:50] ---**
**I'm willful and I hate to lose...**
**[17:53] ---**
**I've never shown my girly side...**
**[17:56] ---**
**Not in front of Hayate.**
**[18:02] ---**
A kitten!
**[18:04] ---**
Wh-What should I do?
**[18:05] ---**
I can't go rescue it when
it's so high up there!
**[18:08] ---**
Wait, I feel like I was in a
similar situation once before...
**[18:16] ---**
Hey, why am I remembering that now?!
**[18:19] ---**
Oh, you can't go that way!
**[18:22] ---**
I'm coming to save you!
**[18:31] ---**
No looking down!
**[18:32] ---**
For now, just focus on my target overhead!
**[18:36] ---**
Come on, come over here.
**[18:38] ---**
There, there. Good kitty.
Nothing to be scared of now.
**[18:44] ---**
Thank goodness.
**[18:45] ---**
I'll get you back to your
mother right away...
**[18:51] ---**
Help! Someone!
**[18:54] ---**
**I would come to your
rescue if you'd just ask.**
**[18:59] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[19:00] ---**
*I would come to your rescue...*
**[19:06] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:15] ---**
Are you all right, Hinagiku?
**[19:18] ---**
What?
**[19:19] ---**
Hayate?
**[19:24] ---**
P-Pardon me.
**[19:25] ---**
I-It's fine, it's no big deal. I-I
should be the one thanking you.
**[19:29] ---**
Um...
**[19:30] ---**
Uh, here.
**[19:31] ---**
Huh?
**[19:34] ---**
You went to the trouble
of getting that for me?
**[19:39] ---**
I feel like you're always
helping me out somehow.
**[19:42] ---**
I told you, didn't I?
**[19:44] ---**
That I would come to your
rescue if you'd just ask.
**[19:58] ---**
Well, I'm going this way, so...
**[20:01] ---**
Yes.
**[20:02] ---**
Thanks for keeping me company today.
**[20:05] ---**
I had a lot of fun.
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, please! I feel the same way.
**[20:09] ---**
Say, if I call for you again,
would you come for me?
**[20:12] ---**
Yes. Please call for me whenever you like.
**[20:15] ---**
Since I'm an expert at crane games.
**[20:18] ---**
Then, see you again tomorrow.
**[20:20] ---**
Goodbye.
**[20:33] ---**
What's gotten into you, Hayate?
**[20:35] ---**
Poor me...
**[20:36] ---**
What are you brooding on self-pity for?
**[20:38] ---**
Are you that unsure of
how you did on the exams?
**[20:41] ---**
No, that is not it...
**[20:43] ---**
My wallet is completely empty
due to an unplanned expenditure.
**[20:47] ---**
Huh?
**[20:49] ---**
Nagi, what shall we get
for Hinagiku's birthday?
**[20:53] ---**
I'll leave it to you.
**[20:55] ---**
Um...
**[20:56] ---**
Is Hinagiku's birthday coming up?
**[20:59] ---**
Yes, it's March 3rd.
**[21:02] ---**
I-I had no idea.
**[21:04] ---**
Then, do you suppose I should
get her a present as well?
**[21:08] ---**
Why would you give Hinagiku a present?!
**[21:10] ---**
And anyway, didn't you
just say you were broke?!
**[21:13] ---**
Yes, right...
**[21:13] ---**
Besides, before you think about Hinagiku...
**[21:19] ---**
Thank you, Hayate.
**[21:23] ---**
**Will Hinagiku call upon that special
someone on her special day?**
**[21:28] ---**
**But that is a different story.**
**[21:30] ---**
**Maybe it'll get told at some
other time in some other place.**
**[21:33] ---**
**So, next time, they'll be battling
against really ordinary stories.**
**[21:39] ---**
Yay! I won again!
**[21:42] ---**
I-I have lost!
**[21:43] ---**
Goodness! You are so good at
this, Little Master Taiga!
**[21:45] ---**
No, no, Young Master Azumamiya's
wimpiness is truly without equal!
**[21:49] ---**
**How long are you guys going to keep at this?**
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:17] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:26] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:43] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:53] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:26] ---**
This is Hinagiku Katsura's Butler Report!
**[23:26] ---**
Hinagiku Katsura's
***SIGN*** Lettering by Shizuka Itou
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
Hello, I am Hinagiku Katsura.
**[23:32] ---**
What did you all think of today's
"Hayate the Combat Butler" episode?
**[23:34] ---**
I think I might have had the
most lines ever in that one.
**[23:37] ---**
So, I got put in charge of the Butler
Report for this episode, too,
**[23:40] ---**
but I'm not sure what to talk about...
**[23:43] ---**
Wait, what's this image?
**[23:47] ---**
Wh-Wh-Wh-What is this?!
**[23:49] ---**
When did you get this?!
**[23:51] ---**
Hey, come on out, whoever's
responsible for this!
**[23:54] ---**
Oh, see you later!
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:58] ---**
Hello, there, everyone. How've you been?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:00] ---**
The next episode will feature us,
the Student Council Girl Trio.
**[24:04] ---**
Better hurry up and go buy a Blu-ray
player equipped with a DVR!
**[24:08] ---**
Hey, what in the world is the episode about?
**[24:10] ---**
You will have to wait and see.
**[24:12] ---**
All right! Stand by until
the next episode airs!
**[24:15] ---**
Next time, "Ordinary Stories"!
**[24:18] ---**
I'll be making a solid appearance
as well, so not to worry.
**[24:19] ---**
Ordinary Stories
**[24:20] ---**
Come Fusion! Grand Cross! with "Hayate
the Combat Butler" again next time!
**[24:24] ---**
# 49 - Ordinary Stories
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:12] ---**
Oh, it'll be spring soon.
**[00:14] ---**
The third term will be
over before we know it.
**[00:17] ---**
You think so? It felt incredibly long to me.
**[00:20] ---**
But the only days you attended school
**[00:22] ---**
are that day with the whole fuss
about Miss Katsura possibly quitting
**[00:24] ---**
and in the episode that
aired before this one.
**[00:27] ---**
I'm technically the main heroine,
**[00:28] ---**
so I can't ditch in an episode
centered on Hakuou Academy...
**[00:33] ---**
There you go again with that nonsense...
**[00:36] ---**
Okay, we're leaving, Hayate.
**[00:38] ---**
Sheesh. School is just such a drag.
**[00:41] ---**
Well, it'd be a different story if this
were Hourai Academy or Cromartie High.
**[00:47] ---**
Also, I'd love to wear the
Ashford Academy's uniform.
**[00:51] ---**
*The Miss's dislike for school
certainly is a problem... *
**[00:56] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't...
**[00:59] ---**
...Hayata and Nagi!
**[01:02] ---**
Man, what a coincidence!
**[01:04] ---**
What might you ladies be up to?
**[01:06] ---**
We thought we would participate
in some club activities for once.
**[01:09] ---**
Club activities?
**[01:10] ---**
Wow, I had totally assumed that you
all belonged to the "Go Home" Club.
**[01:16] ---**
Curious, Hayata?
**[01:18] ---**
What?! No, not especially...
**[01:20] ---**
What was that? You'd love to come observe?
**[01:23] ---**
Huh?
**[01:23] ---**
Then come drop by the club room!
**[01:25] ---**
Come, come!
**[01:28] ---**
Oh, w-wait!
**[01:31] ---**
*Just as we'd planned. *
**[01:33] ---**
*Do you know, ladies and gentlemen? *
**[01:35] ---**
*That a humongous mansion like
this exists somewhere in Tokyo? *
**[01:40] ---**
*The Miss's name is Nagi Sanzenin. And... *
**[01:44] ---**
*Her butler's name is Hayate Ayasaki. *
**[01:47] ---**
*They are both a bit clueless *
**[01:49] ---**
*and both have a bit of the
wrong idea about each other, *
**[01:51] ---**
*but they share the immensely strong, loving
bond between servant and mistress. *
**[01:57] ---**
This is a story from when Smiley-Smiley
were still able to fly in the sky.
**[02:02] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:05] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:07] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:13] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[02:18] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:24] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[02:29] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[02:35] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[02:40] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[02:45] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[02:51] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[02:57] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[02:59] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[03:02] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[03:07] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[03:10] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:13] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[03:32] ---**
Ordinary Stories
**[03:36] ---**
Society for the Research of Video?
**[03:38] ---**
Society for the Research of Video
**[03:38] ---**
Or rather, this is an awfully
distinctive club house...
**[03:42] ---**
This building was apparently designed
to the tastes of our founding senpai.
**[03:49] ---**
Oh!
**[03:50] ---**
This is 16mm film!
**[03:50] ---**
Illustrative Clip
**[03:51] ---**
And this is a super-HARP camera!
**[03:54] ---**
Oh, I get it!
**[03:56] ---**
In other words, this is a film society!
**[03:57] ---**
A society for the research of film!
**[03:59] ---**
Huh?
**[04:00] ---**
What are you saying?
**[04:01] ---**
Mr. Rabbit.
**[04:02] ---**
Huh? It's not?
**[04:05] ---**
We've got no interest
whatsoever in making films.
**[04:07] ---**
We can't do difficult things like that.
**[04:10] ---**
Then, what do you do?
**[04:12] ---**
What else?!
**[04:15] ---**
We record and collect interesting and
funny videos, both past and present,
**[04:19] ---**
and burst out laughing together!
**[04:21] ---**
*That* is what we do here,
**[04:22] ---**
always smiley-smiley Society
for the Research of Video!
**[04:24] ---**
For short, we call it...
**[04:25] ---**
YouTuubee
**[04:26] ---**
YouTuubee!
**[04:28] ---**
F-For short?
**[04:29] ---**
In other words, it is a "Killing Time" Club.
**[04:32] ---**
Who are you accusing of killing time?!
**[04:33] ---**
Society for the Research of Video, huh?
**[04:36] ---**
It sounds a bit interesting.
**[04:38] ---**
*What?! U-Unbelievable! *
**[04:40] ---**
*The Miss is taking an interest in
having dealings with other people! *
**[04:43] ---**
*No, isn't she taking an interest in videos? *
**[04:46] ---**
Come to think of it, are you
involved in any clubs, Little Nagi?
**[04:49] ---**
Huh? No, nothing especially right now...
**[04:51] ---**
Ah! Then why don't you give this a try?
**[04:53] ---**
Our club was originally formed
to make videos of cute girls,
**[04:56] ---**
so it's an easygoing club.
**[04:58] ---**
It'll at least serve to make some memories.
**[05:01] ---**
Hmm, what should I do...
**[05:04] ---**
*Th-This is an opportunity! *
**[05:05] ---**
*The Miss tends to socially withdrawn, *
**[05:07] ---**
*so this is a unique chance to have
her enjoy a proper school life! *
**[05:11] ---**
*How could I call myself a butler
if I do not encourage this?! *
**[05:14] ---**
*All right! *
**[05:15] ---**
Wow, that sounds *very* interesting.
**[05:18] ---**
So? So? What kind of videos
do you make, specifically?
**[05:22] ---**
Well, our projects are just
kind of scattered over there.
**[05:26] ---**
Oh, then let us watch some of it.
**[05:32] ---**
As I recall, you said you
made videos of cute girls...
**[05:39] ---**
Hello, I'm Hayako Ayasaki.
**[05:41] ---**
I'm a slightly mischievous 16-year-old.
**[05:44] ---**
Oh, someone wonderful, come
take Hayako on a date!
**[05:49] ---**
Oh! That was a great project!
**[05:53] ---**
What are you doing secretly taping me?!
**[05:54] ---**
And you even dubbed dialogue over it!
**[05:56] ---**
What's wrong with that? It's fun.
**[05:57] ---**
Incidentally, we have cameras
set up all over the place.
**[06:00] ---**
From the top of Mount Everest to Shizuka's
bathing room at the Minamoto residence.
**[06:07] ---**
No filming! *No* filming!
**[06:09] ---**
Then how about something like this?
**[06:11] ---**
What?
**[06:16] ---**
Miss Makimura, I... I just...
**[06:20] ---**
Y-You can't, Ayasaki. You and
I are student and teacher!
**[06:25] ---**
Oh, I want to stay like
this forever with you!
**[06:29] ---**
You dumb jerk! Don't make trouble for me!
**[06:31] ---**
Havin' affairs shows what a man's made of.
**[06:33] ---**
Women provide fodder for the arts.
**[06:41] ---**
This makes it look like I'm some
terribly licentious "sensualist"!
**[06:46] ---**
Hey, Hayate, what was that just now?!
**[06:49] ---**
Th-They're accidents! Every single
one of them was by complete accident!
**[06:53] ---**
Miss.
**[06:56] ---**
Let us excuse ourselves now.
**[06:58] ---**
What? You're leaving, Hayata?
**[07:00] ---**
You just got here.
**[07:02] ---**
Being shown any more strange
videos is more than I can bear!
**[07:08] ---**
Don't say that!
**[07:09] ---**
Please, help us!
**[07:12] ---**
Huh? Help you? What do you mean?
**[07:18] ---**
You seem to be having fun, my friends.
**[07:20] ---**
Ms. Superintendent! Wh-What
are you doing here?
**[07:23] ---**
Today is Onsite Club Inspection Day,
which Mistress Kuzuha conducts herself!
**[07:27] ---**
Huh? Onsite inspection?
**[07:30] ---**
I check to make sure no one is deviating
from what students should be doing.
**[07:33] ---**
That's right.
**[07:35] ---**
Wow, I guess she does some
serious work once in a while.
**[07:39] ---**
Do not be fooled, Hayata.
**[07:42] ---**
What?
**[07:44] ---**
There's no way she's doing serious work!
**[07:46] ---**
You have no idea how the students have
suffered because of these onsite inspections!
**[07:50] ---**
For example, the tennis team...
**[07:53] ---**
They don't even have a lethal technique
on the order of a Boomerang Snake?
**[07:56] ---**
Disbanded.
**[07:58] ---**
And the American football team...
**[08:02] ---**
They can't even do the Sky Devil Bat Dive?
**[08:04] ---**
Disbanded.
**[08:06] ---**
Furthermore, the Puppeteering Club...
**[08:06] ---**
I have come to save you, princess!
**[08:07] ---**
"Will you wind? Or not wind?" is it?
**[08:08] ---**
Thank you.
**[08:10] ---**
So they're not windup dolls...
**[08:10] ---**
Come, let us go home.
**[08:12] ---**
Disbanded.
**[08:14] ---**
Thus, countless clubs have been shut down.
**[08:18] ---**
I don't wanna get shut down!
**[08:21] ---**
Which is why we were plotting
to invite into our club
**[08:24] ---**
the superintendent's favorite guys,
which is to say, you, Hayata,
**[08:27] ---**
and furthermore, to show her
numerous seductive videos of you,
**[08:30] ---**
which would strike a chord
with the superintendent!
**[08:33] ---**
And yet...
**[08:34] ---**
Uh, but there's no way the superintendent
would enjoy seeing such...
**[08:39] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[08:40] ---**
Th-This was candid video of Hayate Ayasaki
in delightfully embarrassing situations?!
**[08:45] ---**
I wish I could've seen it!
**[08:46] ---**
I totally wish I could've seen it!
**[08:48] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[08:50] ---**
I have made up my mind!
**[08:51] ---**
I order the Society for the Research
of Video to be disbanded at once!
**[08:53] ---**
What?!
**[08:56] ---**
Starting tomorrow, you will be the
Society for the Research of Ono no Imoko
**[08:58] ---**
or the Society for the Research of
Eating Udon Noodles Through Your Nose!
**[09:02] ---**
Can't you at least make
it a more normal club?
**[09:04] ---**
Aw, man, and we were about to
make the best video of all, too.
**[09:09] ---**
What? The best video of all?
**[09:11] ---**
We were planning on showing
it to you, too, but...
**[09:15] ---**
What kind of video was it?
**[09:17] ---**
A collection of end credit bloopers!
**[09:20] ---**
End credit...?
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, you know all those Jackie films?
**[09:24] ---**
You know how his films show
bloopers during the end credits?
**[09:27] ---**
Those things.
**[09:29] ---**
"Those things"...
**[09:30] ---**
Oh-ho...
**[09:31] ---**
I like those.
**[09:33] ---**
I have to say I think
Jackie's not bad myself.
**[09:35] ---**
*Unbelievable! *
**[09:36] ---**
*The Miss is showing interest in
something that is not 2-dimensional! *
**[09:39] ---**
*As a butler, I absolutely must
do this for my mistress! *
**[09:47] ---**
Hey!
**[09:49] ---**
If you want to back out, now's your chance!
**[09:55] ---**
Go for it, Hayate!
**[09:59] ---**
This is incredible!
**[10:00] ---**
There's no way I can miss this!
**[10:02] ---**
Uh, I think it might be
better if he didn't...
**[10:06] ---**
Then, here I go, everyone!
**[10:08] ---**
So will Jackie do it?!
**[10:10] ---**
Fly, Jackie!
**[10:17] ---**
*Meanwhile, right around the same time... *
**[10:19] ---**
Oh, Miss Makimura, you can't
videotape stuff like this!
**[10:25] ---**
Honestly! I said, no!
**[10:31] ---**
I never imagined such old
footage would surface again...
**[10:34] ---**
*In the world of the internet, *
**[10:36] ---**
*it is difficult to recover video
that has once been circulated. *
**[10:38] ---**
*Be careful with that. *
**[10:42] ---**
I-I love you, okay? Sheesh.
(Su-Sukinanda kara, mou.)
**[10:46] ---**
I'm crying because I'm happy, you moron!
(Ureshi-naki ja, boke!)
**[10:49] ---**
First Hakuou Academy Society
for the Research of Video...
**[10:52] ---**
...Fun-Fun...
**[10:53] ---**
...Ordinary Story Championship!
**[10:56] ---**
Huh? What is this all of a sudden?
**[10:59] ---**
Come on. What is this?
**[11:01] ---**
Why the...
**[11:02] ---**
...title says it all!
**[11:03] ---**
For the Society for the Research of
Video, safety really comes first!
**[11:05] ---**
We have decided to return
to our original purpose
**[11:08] ---**
and make videos that the entire family
can enjoy in their living rooms!
**[11:10] ---**
Yup!
**[11:12] ---**
Uh...
**[11:13] ---**
After everything we've been through,
we won't let you back out now.
**[11:16] ---**
We entered into a secret agreement
with the superintendent
**[11:18] ---**
that if we submit a funny
video with you in it,
**[11:21] ---**
she'll triple our budget for the next term!
**[11:23] ---**
When did you do that?!
**[11:25] ---**
And Little Nagi's given her consent
to cooperate as a member of the club.
**[11:29] ---**
What?!
**[11:30] ---**
I saw nothing wrong with that.
**[11:32] ---**
But what is this Ordinary Story Championship?
**[11:35] ---**
So good of you to ask, Nagi-pon!
**[11:37] ---**
In other words, Nagi-rin...
**[11:39] ---**
...this is what it's about, Nagi Springfield!
**[11:42] ---**
Uh, um, won't you please address
me normally as "Nagi"...?
**[11:45] ---**
It happened when I was back in grade school.
**[11:47] ---**
Um...
**[11:48] ---**
I went to this one shabby fishing
village in the countryside.
**[11:52] ---**
It was as if time had
stopped in this village.
**[11:56] ---**
It was a pretty spooky place to begin with,
**[11:59] ---**
but at the bed and breakfast where
we stayed, there was even...
**[12:01] ---**
...a crumbling statue of Kinjiro
Ninomiya facing the ocean.
**[12:06] ---**
According to the proprietress
of the bed and breakfast...
**[12:08] ---**
You see, at night, that statue
turns around to glare behind him
**[12:11] ---**
to make sure none of the children
staying at the inn are up.
**[12:14] ---**
So you must never stay up late.
**[12:18] ---**
Oh, I've heard of these.
**[12:20] ---**
I see, so you're going to
collect these common stories.
**[12:24] ---**
No!
**[12:26] ---**
This is where the story gets good.
**[12:28] ---**
When I heard that, it made me want
to see if it was true, you know?
**[12:32] ---**
So a bunch of us kids snuck out
in the middle of the night.
**[12:36] ---**
It was truly the dead of night.
**[12:38] ---**
Even thinking back now, I
wish we hadn't gone, but...
**[12:42] ---**
It was pitch black.
**[12:44] ---**
And the weather was bad, too.
**[12:45] ---**
The wind sounded like people moaning...
**[12:49] ---**
We waited for 10 minutes, then 20.
**[12:51] ---**
It was summer, but oddly chilly.
**[12:54] ---**
And suddenly, we looked around
and we couldn't believe our eyes!
**[13:00] ---**
Before we knew it, we'd fallen
asleep and morning had come.
**[13:03] ---**
So, what about the Kinjiro statue?
**[13:06] ---**
Well, we were all asleep,
so we weren't able to check.
**[13:09] ---**
What?!
**[13:10] ---**
What a worthless story! And you
spent roughly 17 scenes telling it?!
**[13:14] ---**
So, we're going to collect stories like that,
**[13:17] ---**
where only ordinary things happen
that aren't worth telling about.
**[13:19] ---**
And we want to collect videos
that'll make you think,
**[13:22] ---**
"Aw, man, that sure was a waste of time!"
**[13:25] ---**
There is no need for such videos!
**[13:29] ---**
But everyone's got a worthless
story or two like that!
**[13:34] ---**
Come on now. Are you sure
you don't have one, too?
**[13:37] ---**
A worthless story that you have tucked away?
**[13:40] ---**
W-Well...
**[13:42] ---**
I, um...
**[13:44] ---**
...used to live in a really rundown
house when I was little, but...
**[13:47] ---**
Yeah, yeah?
**[13:48] ---**
You have a story?!
**[13:51] ---**
This house was really truly rundown
**[13:53] ---**
and the windows always rattled at night.
**[13:58] ---**
One night, I was at home alone
**[14:00] ---**
and back then, our electricity had
been stopped, so it was pitch black.
**[14:04] ---**
I tried to get in my futon and go to sleep,
**[14:07] ---**
but I suddenly realized something.
**[14:09] ---**
That strangely, the rattling sound
was louder than usual somehow.
**[14:15] ---**
I should've been scared,
**[14:16] ---**
but I went to the window, as if
I was drawn there by something...
**[14:20] ---**
I gently drew the curtain aside and
slowly looked out the window...
**[14:25] ---**
And the wind was blowing harder than usual.
**[14:31] ---**
What of it?!
**[14:33] ---**
Nothing happened!
**[14:35] ---**
Huh?
**[14:36] ---**
But that is precisely what
we were talking about.
**[14:38] ---**
That's our Hayata! That was a good story!
**[14:40] ---**
Uh, thank you very much.
**[14:42] ---**
Me, me, me! I wanna tell a story, too!
**[14:45] ---**
Miss Katsura! Where did you come from?!
**[14:49] ---**
You know how I'm not in the
night duty room during the day?
**[14:53] ---**
One day, after work, I suddenly
felt it the moment I went inside.
**[14:59] ---**
I thought, "Oh, something's strange."
**[15:01] ---**
At a glance, nothing had changed
in the room, but I could tell.
**[15:04] ---**
That something important was gone.
**[15:09] ---**
I searched my room thoroughly
**[15:12] ---**
and I finally figured out what was missing.
**[15:17] ---**
It was...
**[15:18] ---**
It was?
**[15:19] ---**
...that my wallet was completely empty!
**[15:23] ---**
What the hell?!
**[15:25] ---**
With a 500 million percent certainty,
that's because you spent it yourself!
**[15:29] ---**
Oh? The mic...
**[15:30] ---**
If I may be so bold, I think I will
have you listen to my story as well.
**[15:34] ---**
Mr. Klaus?! Um, this is our school...
**[15:38] ---**
Since it has come to this, I will
appear in any scene I can get into.
**[15:41] ---**
Now, ahem.
**[15:43] ---**
There was a time at the Sanzenin residence
**[15:45] ---**
when we had a dog named Lucky
running loose in the yard.
**[15:48] ---**
Come to think of it, we had
a stupid dog like that...
**[15:52] ---**
He certainly was a stupid dog,
**[15:54] ---**
but well, by around 6 in the evening, he
would always be back in his hut, sleeping.
**[15:57] ---**
Lucky
**[15:58] ---**
But one day, evening came
and he had not returned.
**[16:01] ---**
Lucky
**[16:02] ---**
He was left running loose, but he did
not appear to have left the yard.
**[16:05] ---**
However, no matter how stupid he was,
**[16:07] ---**
it seemed unlikely that he
had gotten lost in the yard.
**[16:09] ---**
I looked for Lucky all night long.
**[16:12] ---**
But he was nowhere to be
found and a day passed...
**[16:16] ---**
And a second day passed...
**[16:19] ---**
Lucky did not return to his hut.
**[16:22] ---**
However, on the third day, unbelievably,
Lucky was back in his hut!
**[16:27] ---**
Ooh!
**[16:28] ---**
Wh-Why?!
**[16:31] ---**
Uh, that was the end of the story.
**[16:35] ---**
Thank you for listening.
**[16:38] ---**
What happened to Lucky
during those three days?!
**[16:40] ---**
Who knows?
**[16:42] ---**
Take that!
**[16:45] ---**
Then, could I try telling a story, too?
**[16:48] ---**
We were cleaning up around the house
when Kotetsu found an old wooden box.
**[16:53] ---**
Unbelievably, what we found inside
**[16:56] ---**
was the withered mummified
hand of a water imp!
**[16:58] ---**
And there were words carved into
the back of the wooden box.
**[17:02] ---**
It said that this hand would
grant its owner any 3 wishes.
**[17:06] ---**
So? Did you make any wishes?
**[17:08] ---**
Don't do it! There's bound
to be a terrible curse!
**[17:11] ---**
The thing is, unbelievably...
**[17:13] ---**
Unbelievably...
**[17:14] ---**
...we put it out with the
unburnable trash the next day!
**[17:17] ---**
What?!
**[17:17] ---**
Hey, shouldn't a water imp's
hand be burnable trash?
***SIGN*** Sorting and collection of trash differs by region.
**[17:20] ---**
Yes, that is right. It is burnable trash.
***SIGN*** Your local municipality will have the information, but...
**[17:22] ---**
Oh, right. That was careless of us.
***SIGN*** Lately, there has been a lot of trash that has been sorted wrongly.
***SIGN*** Be sure to properly sort burnable trash, unburnable trash, etc.
**[17:25] ---**
And it's turned into an ordinary
discussion of trash...
***SIGN*** and put it out on time on the day of collection in the trash collection area.
**[17:28] ---**
All right, I am next.
**[17:31] ---**
Are you familiar with
the term "doppelganger"?
**[17:35] ---**
This refers to a phenomenon where you bump
into someone who looks exactly like you.
**[17:40] ---**
It is said that those who see their
doppelganger will die soon thereafter.
**[17:44] ---**
Supposedly, Lincoln also saw his
the day before he was assassinated.
**[17:47] ---**
The Japanese poet Murou Saisei...
**[17:49] ---**
He also had just such a doppelganger.
**[17:51] ---**
This is sounding rather like an urban legend.
**[17:57] ---**
Don't you think "Murou Saisei" sounds just
like "slow saisei (slow motion replay)"?
**[18:01] ---**
What?!
***SIGN*** "toudai motokurashi (the darkest place is under the candlestick)"
**[18:03] ---**
Also, "toudai motokurashi" and "Taisho
democracy" are exactly alike.
**[18:07] ---**
And also "Jurassic Park" and "Juraku
ni nisan-paku (2-3 nights at Juraku)".
**[18:09] ---**
This is more like a meaningless
story than an ordinary one...
**[18:13] ---**
Whether you believe or not is up to you.
**[18:16] ---**
Um...
**[18:18] ---**
If you would like, I could tell
a story about my family home.
**[18:22] ---**
Oh, Saki!
**[18:23] ---**
My family home was rundown
**[18:25] ---**
and the stairs creaked
whenever one of us used it.
**[18:30] ---**
One day, the entire family
was having dinner downstairs,
**[18:34] ---**
when we heard the familiar
noise from the stairs.
**[18:37] ---**
So, my mother said, "Our home really
has become rundown, hasn't it?"
**[18:41] ---**
And she had it remodeled.
**[18:42] ---**
And what an ordinary story that was!
**[18:45] ---**
Sheesh!
**[18:46] ---**
I've been listening for a while now and
you've been telling some boring stories.
**[18:50] ---**
Oh? Wataru?
**[18:51] ---**
Oh, I was wondering who
had come, but you are...
**[18:53] ---**
Club President! You're our club president!
**[18:55] ---**
Club president?
**[18:56] ---**
Yup, that's right.
**[18:57] ---**
This boy is none other than
**[18:59] ---**
the current president of the Society for
the Research of Video, Wataru Tachibana!
**[19:03] ---**
Ta-da!
**[19:05] ---**
Uh, they just made me their
president without asking,
**[19:08] ---**
When in the world?
**[19:10] ---**
I will have you know, our
president is amazing.
**[19:12] ---**
He makes anime MAD openings that
ordinary people would think were real.
**[19:17] ---**
All the "guy voice" videos were
made by the president, too!
**[19:20] ---**
What?!
**[19:21] ---**
No, it's not true.
**[19:23] ---**
When you get down to it, all your stories
are just left hanging there with no punch line.
**[19:27] ---**
That's our president for you.
**[19:29] ---**
Then, what?
**[19:30] ---**
Are you saying you can tell a
funny story that has a punch line?
**[19:33] ---**
Hard to say.
**[19:35] ---**
All I'm saying is that I want an ordinary
story that touches the heart more.
**[19:40] ---**
An ordinary story that touches the heart...
**[19:43] ---**
Yeah, for example...
**[19:45] ---**
This is about the universe, but...
**[19:47] ---**
You know that the universe is expanding
at an incredible rate, right?
**[19:50] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[19:52] ---**
At the same time, you also know that light's
the fastest thing in the universe, right?
**[19:57] ---**
Well, that's common knowledge.
**[19:59] ---**
But the universe's rate of expansion gets
faster the farther it is from Earth.
**[20:04] ---**
So the farther a star is from
Earth, the faster it's moving away
**[20:10] ---**
and finally, impossibly, those
stars surpass the speed of light!
**[20:15] ---**
What?!
**[20:16] ---**
What did you say?!
**[20:20] ---**
Isn't that fascinating?
**[20:23] ---**
P-President...
**[20:24] ---**
Could it be that's the end?
**[20:28] ---**
*Thus, they say an incredibly
meaningless day ended. *
**[20:36] ---**
I wish something nice would happen.
**[20:38] ---**
Huh?
**[20:39] ---**
A p-peach?! What's it doing here?
**[20:42] ---**
Th-This is...!
**[20:44] ---**
I can't reach it!
**[20:46] ---**
I know! Since I can't reach it...
**[20:49] ---**
I'll buy a can of peaches on the way home.
**[20:51] ---**
Ring-a-ding. Ring-a-ding.
**[20:53] ---**
*And here was yet another ordinary story. *
**[20:55] ---**
*Next time, they will fight against
a neighborhood quiz contest. *
**[21:00] ---**
Right now, we're in front of Yukiji's room.
**[21:03] ---**
Let's go right ahead and check
to see if she's up or not.
**[21:07] ---**
Oops, but before we do...
**[21:11] ---**
To all of you watching "Hayate
the Combat Butler"...
**[21:14] ---**
This will probably be the last time
that we will be featured in an episode.
**[21:18] ---**
This and that. Looking back, a lot
of things happened, didn't it?
**[21:22] ---**
Yup, yup.
**[21:23] ---**
It puts us in a slightly sentimental mood.
**[21:26] ---**
But the end is the start
of the end of the start.
**[21:29] ---**
Let us meet again someday!
**[21:31] ---**
And a one, two... Bye-bye!
**[21:33] ---**
Miss Committee Chairman,
Red Izumi Segawa
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Hey, come wake me up!
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Vice Chairman, Blue Miki Hanabishi
**[21:35] ---**
It's rare, I tell you! Rare!
**[21:36] ---**
Video of me waking up will easily get
300,000 views and 100,000 comments in one night!
**[21:36] ---**
Disciplinary Committee Member,
Black Risa Asakaze
**[21:45] ---**
I nailed it!
**[21:47] ---**
No way!
**[21:50] ---**
The End
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:12] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:17] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:26] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:35] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:43] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
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Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:53] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:27] ---**
...and Hayate...
**[23:28] ---**
17-year-old Maria's Butler Report
***SIGN*** Lettering by Rie Tanaka
**[23:28] ---**
...and 17-year-old Maria's...
**[23:29] ---**
Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
...Butler Report!
**[23:31] ---**
Pakkyuruun, I'm Nagi Sanzenin!
**[23:33] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:34] ---**
I am Maria, 17 years old.
**[23:35] ---**
The days have been cold, but
I hope you've been well.
**[23:38] ---**
When it's cold like this, it's best
not to force yourself to go out
**[23:40] ---**
and to immerse yourself
in online games at home.
**[23:41] ---**
If you do that, you won't become a
master at living life like Maria.
**[23:44] ---**
Oh, my, Hayate. But I'm only a
year older than you, you know.
**[23:47] ---**
Oh, pardon me, but you're so mature.
Even kind of middle-aged...
**[23:50] ---**
Now, here's today's fan service shot.
**[23:52] ---**
Please continue to give your support
to "Hayate the Combat Butler".
**[23:56] ---**
Preview
**[23:56] ---**
*Shine! Jump out! Shake your hips!*
**[23:59] ---**
*The 4256th High School Girls Ultra Quiz! *
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:03] ---**
*Your hosts will be myself, Teruo Mikiri... *
**[24:05] ---**
...and Demonking Abe, tima!
**[24:07] ---**
The participating duos will be 10,000 pairs of
girls who have gathered from all across the country, tima!
**[24:10] ---**
*Now, which pair will win
the crown of victory? *
**[24:13] ---**
I can't wait, tima!
**[24:14] ---**
Next time, "Quiz! Written as
'Foe' and Read as 'Friend'!!"
**[24:17] ---**
Why do I have to end up
in this with the hamster?
**[24:19] ---**
Quiz! Written as "Foe" and Read as "Friend"!!
**[24:19] ---**
Once again, next time on "Hayate the Combat
Butler", we'll be doing... the straining pose!
**[24:22] ---**
I feel the surge!
**[24:25] ---**
# 50 - Quiz! Written as 'Foe' and Read as 'Friend'
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:09] ---**
Good morning, Miss!
**[00:12] ---**
Come now.
**[00:13] ---**
Please get up!
**[00:18] ---**
What the heck? It's still
late night 32:00 o'clock.
**[00:20] ---**
Let me sleep a little more.
**[00:23] ---**
Please do not say that.
**[00:25] ---**
It is a pleasantly warm day outside today.
**[00:30] ---**
Why not go out for once?
**[00:34] ---**
I will pack us a lunch.
**[00:37] ---**
Mr. Rice Ball. Mr. Rice Ball.
***SIGN*** High School Girls Ultra Quiz!!
**[00:40] ---**
And look, there are spring-like
events being held everywhere.
**[00:43] ---**
How about trying this one?
**[00:44] ---**
High School Girls Ultra Quiz.
**[00:46] ---**
To participate, you have to be a pair
of super-best friend high school girls.
**[00:49] ---**
This is stupid.
**[00:50] ---**
Who are these fools who sign up
for these things willy-nilly?
**[00:53] ---**
What a shame.
**[00:55] ---**
It says they welcome
last-minute participants.
**[00:57] ---**
And the prize is...
**[01:00] ---**
M-Miss?
**[01:02] ---**
If I win this, I get this?
**[01:06] ---**
This... This...
**[01:08] ---**
...will be mine?!
**[01:10] ---**
All right, I'll enter!
**[01:12] ---**
What? Why?
**[01:13] ---**
So that's what's going on.
How about pairing up with me?
**[01:16] ---**
How 'bout it? Ya'll do it, right?
Ya will, right? Awesome, right?
**[01:18] ---**
What? You're in Osaka?
At the Nanba Grand Kagetsu Theater?
**[01:21] ---**
Damn it! She hung up on me!
**[01:22] ---**
So Sakuya was a no-go.
**[01:23] ---**
Then I'll try Isumi next.
**[01:25] ---**
No, not happening.
**[01:29] ---**
Who can I pair up with?
**[01:31] ---**
Why don't you just enter, Hayate?
**[01:34] ---**
I have several high school
girl outfits ready to go.
**[01:36] ---**
What?!
**[01:36] ---**
Ooh, I hadn't thought of that!
**[01:38] ---**
I-I will go look for someone
who might pair up with you!
**[01:43] ---**
Damn, he got away.
**[01:45] ---**
Wow, a quiz contest, huh?
**[01:47] ---**
I wonder if entering something like
this will make a good youthful memory.
**[01:51] ---**
Wait, one of the prizes is...
**[01:52] ---**
An all-you-can-eat ticket to Mo-Para!
***SIGN*** Shabu-shabu All-You-Can-Eat Ticket!!
***SIGN*** Can't
show you!
**[01:55] ---**
This might be good!
**[01:57] ---**
Imagine it! Poofity-poof!
**[01:59] ---**
Poof! Poof!
**[02:01] ---**
Poofity-poof!
**[02:04] ---**
Just kidding!
**[02:05] ---**
Totally just kidding!
**[02:08] ---**
In my wildest dreams,
if I do say so myself...
**[02:13] ---**
But...
**[02:14] ---**
If I do win...
**[02:16] ---**
Maybe I could invite him.
Maybe I could invite him...
**[02:19] ---**
B-But...
**[02:23] ---**
Who...? Who...?
**[02:26] ---**
Who should I enter it with?!
**[02:31] ---**
Ow, that hurt...
**[02:33] ---**
Hayate!
**[02:34] ---**
Miss Nishizawa! P-Please pardon me.
**[02:36] ---**
I was lost in thought...
**[02:39] ---**
Th-This is...
**[02:40] ---**
Ah! This is...!
**[02:42] ---**
What good, good timing you have!
**[02:45] ---**
Huh?
**[02:47] ---**
Miss Nishizawa.
**[02:49] ---**
Y-Yes?
**[02:51] ---**
Won't you please enter
this quiz contest together?
**[02:55] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[02:58] ---**
Thank goodness! Miss Nagi will be pleased!
**[03:00] ---**
Huh? What?
**[03:03] ---**
* In this episode, I will be serving*
* as a famous host of the Heisei Era!*
**[03:08] ---**
Tima!
**[03:09] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[03:12] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[03:14] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[03:20] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[03:25] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[03:31] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[03:36] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[03:42] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[03:47] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[03:52] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[03:58] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[04:03] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[04:06] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[04:09] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[04:14] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[04:17] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[04:20] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[04:38] ---**
Quiz! Written as "Foe"
and Read as "Friend"!!
**[04:44] ---**
Shine! Jump out! Shake your hips! Come on!
**[04:46] ---**
The 4256th High School Girls Ultra Quiz!
**[04:53] ---**
Now, with the hard-to-draw crowd
of several tens of thousands watching,
**[04:57] ---**
it's begun!
**[04:58] ---**
I am Teruo Mikiri, host and narrator, and...
**[05:02] ---**
...Demonking Abe!
Here to bring you the event, tima!
**[05:04] ---**
Incidentally...
**[05:05] ---**
Do any of you remember me, tima?
**[05:08] ---**
Hey, don't try to hog all the attention.
**[05:11] ---**
Please forgive me, tima.
**[05:13] ---**
And now, here come the participating pairs.
***SIGN*** End of Century
***SIGN*** Empire
**[05:15] ---**
10,000 pairs, who have gathered
from all across the nation, tima.
**[05:18] ---**
Which pair will fight their
way through this quiz battle
**[05:21] ---**
and win the crown of victory?!
**[05:22] ---**
I can't wait to see, tima!
***SIGN*** Vice President/Secretary
**[05:24] ---**
Aika, why are we here right now?
**[05:28] ---**
I thought that you might
like shabu-shabu, Chiharu.
***SIGN*** Protagonist/Hammy
**[05:34] ---**
Why do I have to end up in this
with the hamster?
**[05:36] ---**
That's my line!
**[05:38] ---**
This is like being
handicapped from the start.
**[05:43] ---**
*Suck it up! Suck it up, me!*
**[05:45] ---**
Well, my abilities alone will be
more than enough to win this,
**[05:48] ---**
so I don't care whether I'm paired
with a hammy or a sausage.
**[05:51] ---**
* If I can't put up with this,*
* what'll I do when I get a job*
**[05:53] ---**
* and my boss turns out to be*
* a sexually harassing bastard?*
**[05:55] ---**
*Or actually, this is the very first favor*
**[05:57] ---**
* that none other than Hayate*
* has asked of me, after all.*
**[06:00] ---**
All right, let's win this quick
and take the trophy.
**[06:03] ---**
Once I win, I'm going to
have shabu-shabu with Hayate!
**[06:07] ---**
What are you saying?!
I will never permit that!
**[06:09] ---**
What?!
**[06:10] ---**
If you want to eat, eat alone,
in solitude with a lonely heart.
**[06:13] ---**
Not happening. You can tell me no,
but it's too late now.
**[06:16] ---**
No way I'm backing down! No way!
**[06:17] ---**
Hayate and the trophy are both mine!
**[06:19] ---**
Hayate's having shabu-shabu with me!
**[06:23] ---**
*I made up my mind.*
**[06:25] ---**
* This year, I'm going to pursue Hayate,*
* even to the ends of the Earth.*
**[06:30] ---**
They both seem to be
full of fighting spirit...
**[06:34] ---**
And now, let's get started with Stage 1!
**[06:37] ---**
Your first hurdle is your typical
"true or false" quiz, tima!
**[06:40] ---**
Please move to the area that
you believe is the correct answer
**[06:43] ---**
to the quiz questions we give you, tima!
**[06:45] ---**
2-choice questions are a piece of cake!
**[06:47] ---**
At any rate, we have to win this first...
**[06:49] ---**
Question 1!
***SIGN*** Question 1
**[06:50] ---**
Naturally, Ishikawa Station
is in Ishikawa Prefecture.
**[06:54] ---**
A trick question right off the bat!
**[06:56] ---**
Or so they want us to think.
They're testing how trusting we are.
**[06:58] ---**
True, of course!
**[07:00] ---**
This way! It's false!
**[07:02] ---**
What?!
**[07:03] ---**
I have a feeling it's true!
**[07:04] ---**
Grr! Do as I say!
**[07:08] ---**
The pair fighting over there,
**[07:10] ---**
please hurry up and
choose your answer, tima.
**[07:12] ---**
Don't drag me down already!
**[07:16] ---**
Question closed!
**[07:17] ---**
The correct answer is...
**[07:18] ---**
...false!
**[07:21] ---**
It is actually a station name
in Aomori Prefecture!
**[07:23] ---**
Pairs who got it wrong, goodbye, baby!
**[07:26] ---**
See that?!
**[07:27] ---**
If you've played the Momo-Tetsu game,
**[07:29] ---**
it's an easy, common knowledge question!
**[07:30] ---**
If you know the answer, say so first!
**[07:33] ---**
Question 2. Between
chimpanzees and giant pandas,
**[07:35] ---**
the one who weighs less
at birth is the giant panda.
**[07:40] ---**
They say it's "giant" so
the panda probably weighs more.
**[07:42] ---**
False!
**[07:44] ---**
This is true! No mistake about it!
**[07:46] ---**
It's false! Don't get in my way!
**[07:48] ---**
True! Just come with me!
**[07:49] ---**
It's that pair again...
**[07:51] ---**
I'm telling you it's true!
**[07:53] ---**
Okay, and the correct answer is...
**[07:55] ---**
...true!
**[07:56] ---**
Bye-bye to the false pairs!
**[07:58] ---**
See? I told you.
**[07:59] ---**
Giant panda babies are 15cm long,
weighing just 90-130 grams.
**[08:04] ---**
I saw it on Animal Planet.
**[08:06] ---**
Then say so first!
***SIGN*** Question 3
**[08:08] ---**
Question 3, a Japanese sake question.
**[08:10] ---**
For delicious warm sake,
**[08:12] ---**
the recommended temperature for
perfectly warmed sake is 40 degrees Celsius!
**[08:16] ---**
That's not a question
for high school girls, tima.
**[08:19] ---**
So what?
**[08:20] ---**
Go call the agency
if you've got a problem with it!
**[08:22] ---**
Please don't, tima!
**[08:23] ---**
No one's moving.
**[08:25] ---**
Legally-speaking, sake's something
high school girls don't deal with.
**[08:28] ---**
Oh, yes, yes, I forgot to mention this,
**[08:30] ---**
but every pair in this
contest can use a lifeline!
**[08:34] ---**
Oh, this is totally ripping off "Who Wants
to be a Millionaire", right, tima?
***SIGN*** The temperature for perfectly
warm sake is 40 degrees Celsius.
***SIGN*** True
***SIGN*** False
***SIGN*** Hell if I know
**[08:37] ---**
There! There, there!
**[08:39] ---**
That rule sounds so tacked on.
**[08:42] ---**
However, you can only use one
kind of lifeline just once, tima.
**[08:45] ---**
Think carefully.
**[08:48] ---**
Telephone!
**[08:50] ---**
Ooh, the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair
has gone straight for the telephone!
**[08:54] ---**
No willpower, tima.
**[08:55] ---**
H-Huh?! Wh-What should I do?
**[08:58] ---**
I'm suddenly being put on the spot?
**[09:01] ---**
But I know the answer.
**[09:03] ---**
The correct answer is...!
**[09:04] ---**
Yes?
**[09:06] ---**
The correct answer is false.
**[09:07] ---**
Perfectly warmed sake
is approximately 45 degrees Celsius.
**[09:09] ---**
That's my Maria!
I knew I could count on you!
**[09:11] ---**
Incidentally, the temperature of sake
is divided into 6 levels.
**[09:14] ---**
Super hot, hot, perfect, lukewarm,
skin temperature, and barely warm.
**[09:16] ---**
What about my role?
**[09:19] ---**
Okay, the correct answer is false!
**[09:21] ---**
No one got it wrong! Darn!
**[09:24] ---**
You saved us, Maria!
**[09:26] ---**
Thank you!
**[09:27] ---**
I wish you luck.
**[09:29] ---**
So, on to Stage 2!
**[09:31] ---**
Next up is the familiar scatter quiz!
**[09:34] ---**
Questions will be scattered from above.
Pick one up and answer it, tima!
**[09:38] ---**
The time limit is 5 minutes.
**[09:40] ---**
Just answer one question
to move on to the next stage, tima!
**[09:43] ---**
And now... GO!
**[09:44] ---**
GO!
**[09:46] ---**
All right, I'll go!
**[09:48] ---**
What? That's okay. I'll do it.
**[09:49] ---**
Shut up! You can do this!
**[09:52] ---**
Oh, yeah, bubble popping!
Once you get started, you can't stop.
**[09:55] ---**
Wait, she's already gone!
**[09:56] ---**
I'm just telling you to stay out of my way!
**[09:59] ---**
Huh? What happened?
**[10:01] ---**
I-I got a cramp in my leg.
**[10:03] ---**
Oh, really!
**[10:06] ---**
But running isn't really my thing.
***SIGN*** Nothing! Moron Moron
**[10:09] ---**
Too bad, you got nothing, tima.
**[10:10] ---**
What?!
**[10:11] ---**
I mean, most of the envelopes have
nothing, so do your best, tima.
**[10:15] ---**
Oh, man.
**[10:16] ---**
Get running. You have no endurance.
**[10:19] ---**
Are you in any position to say that?!
**[10:20] ---**
Just go!
**[10:21] ---**
Yes, yes, yes.
***SIGN*** Nothing Moron!
**[10:22] ---**
Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
**[10:26] ---**
I-I think I might be done for...
**[10:28] ---**
I am not giving up!
**[10:29] ---**
Huh?
**[10:30] ---**
For Hayate!
**[10:31] ---**
Until I have my hands
on that victory trophy!
**[10:33] ---**
Though my leg may be cramping!
**[10:35] ---**
You're right! Shabu-shabu with Hayate
is waiting for me beyond this suffering!
**[10:38] ---**
Still saying such impudent things?!
**[10:40] ---**
Hayate likes shabu-shabu, too! I'm sure!
**[10:43] ---**
Trophy!
**[10:44] ---**
Shabu-shabu!
**[10:45] ---**
One minute left, tima!
**[10:46] ---**
Crap!
**[10:49] ---**
Please!
**[10:50] ---**
Okay. Nothing!
**[10:51] ---**
I mean, here's your question.
**[10:53] ---**
That's confusing!
**[10:54] ---**
Now, here is your question. What's
the minimum fare on the Yamanote Line?
**[10:58] ---**
Um, two-thousand...
**[11:00] ---**
Th-The current fare in 2008 is 130 yen.
**[11:03] ---**
That is correct, tima!
**[11:06] ---**
Piece of cake.
**[11:08] ---**
Behold the latent power of the ordinary!
**[11:10] ---**
And now, on to Stage 3!
**[11:13] ---**
Locked room escape quiz, tima!
**[11:16] ---**
If you can escape from
that room within 3 minutes,
**[11:18] ---**
you will gain the opportunity
to answer the quiz question.
**[11:21] ---**
Hmm, I suppose it wouldn't hurt
to leave this to the commoner.
**[11:26] ---**
Huh? It won't open!
**[11:28] ---**
And the window, too!
**[11:29] ---**
And the floor, too!
None of it seems likely to open!
**[11:34] ---**
As long as we can get out,
I'm not picky about how we do it.
**[11:36] ---**
That's the commoner.
**[11:37] ---**
Well, I'll be escaping
one step ahead of you...
**[11:41] ---**
Huh?
**[11:42] ---**
What?!
**[11:43] ---**
A h-high rise?!
**[11:48] ---**
20 seconds left!
**[11:49] ---**
What'll we do? What'll we do?
**[11:51] ---**
Key! Key! Was there a key somewhere?
**[11:52] ---**
Good grief, you really are totally useless.
**[11:53] ---**
I don't see one, I don't see one.
**[11:54] ---**
What'll we do? What'll we do?
**[11:54] ---**
Let's see, the typical escape methods
**[11:57] ---**
for these Crimson Room-esque games are...
**[11:59] ---**
First, you take this and do this...
**[12:01] ---**
And you'd find something
like this around here...
**[12:03] ---**
And once you do this...
**[12:04] ---**
You open this thing here and you get this...
**[12:07] ---**
And when you do this with it...
**[12:10] ---**
No way!
**[12:12] ---**
Oh, it opened!
**[12:14] ---**
You have successfully escaped, tima!
***SIGN*** Congratulations!
**[12:16] ---**
Congratulations! And now,
here is your question.
**[12:17] ---**
You're kidding!
**[12:18] ---**
What is the world's first video game console
that was released in 1972?
**[12:23] ---**
Um... "Brain Age..."
**[12:27] ---**
It's the Odyssey!
**[12:29] ---**
That is correct, tima!
**[12:30] ---**
Next up, we are finally at the last stage!
**[12:35] ---**
So you repaid the debt
you owed me from Stage 2.
**[12:39] ---**
In the end, it just means this
is a piece of cake
**[12:41] ---**
as long as we have my brains.
**[12:43] ---**
When the last stage is over,
**[12:45] ---**
will the goddess of victory
bestow her smile upon them?
**[12:48] ---**
Oh, Mr. Mikiri,
**[12:49] ---**
you just sounded exactly like the narrator
we always hear in the show, tima.
**[12:53] ---**
Quit it with the "tima"s! It's annoying!
**[12:55] ---**
And their triangle love with the butler!
**[12:58] ---**
Will this bring a subtle change
to their relationship? Or maybe not?
**[13:01] ---**
For now, it'll be continued
in the second half.
**[13:03] ---**
Tima!
**[13:06] ---**
The carotid artery. (Kei-doumyaku.)
**[13:10] ---**
Even if you eat, don't go to sleep right away!
(Kuttemo sugu neru na!)
**[13:13] ---**
Do you all wanna go to New York?
**[13:15] ---**
I do!
**[13:16] ---**
Pay your own way.
**[13:18] ---**
I ain't got money!
**[13:19] ---**
Now, let's bring out our
magnificent finalists, tima!
**[13:23] ---**
Our first team...
**[13:24] ---**
...is these two!
**[13:27] ---**
"We're friends who even
take baths together."
**[13:29] ---**
It's the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair, tima!
**[13:31] ---**
Don't introduce us like that!
**[13:33] ---**
Who leaked that information?!
**[13:36] ---**
And the second team!
**[13:37] ---**
"We were originally supposed to have
more scenes in the 3rd half-season."
**[13:41] ---**
It's the Aika Kasumi-Chiharu Harukaze pair!
**[13:44] ---**
Gack! The vice president
and secretary of the student council?!
**[13:47] ---**
It seems we have survived
being eliminated somehow, Aika.
**[13:50] ---**
So it seems, Chiharu.
**[13:52] ---**
And finally, the third team.
**[13:53] ---**
"We eat the strawberry
first on our shortcakes
**[13:55] ---**
"and the pickled bamboo
shoots first on our ramen."
**[13:57] ---**
You do?
**[13:58] ---**
Well, something like that.
**[13:59] ---**
The favorite to win! It's the Hinagiku
Katsura-Miki Hanabishi pair!
**[14:03] ---**
What?! Even Hinagiku was in this?!
**[14:07] ---**
Hey, I came along because you asked me
to help you choose a gift
**[14:09] ---**
to celebrate your relative
getting into school.
**[14:12] ---**
What's going on here?
**[14:13] ---**
Um, that is to say, the prize *is* the gift...
**[14:17] ---**
As long as we have Hina,
our victory is assured!
***SIGN*** Hina!
**[14:20] ---**
Looks like we'll get
some good footage again.
**[14:22] ---**
Rah! Rah! Miss!
***SIGN*** Miss & Nishizawa
**[14:26] ---**
Go for it! Go...
**[14:27] ---**
I can't see!
**[14:29] ---**
Pardon me. I'll be more careful.
**[14:31] ---**
Okay, ignoring the cheering squad
**[14:32] ---**
that's getting more attention
than the participants...
**[14:34] ---**
The final stage!
**[14:36] ---**
Don't Slip Now, Speed Quiz Round, tima!
**[14:42] ---**
Get an answer right
**[14:43] ---**
and the slides will go up bit by bit
for the other pairs, tima!
**[14:46] ---**
The last pair to keep
from sliding down will win, tima!
**[14:49] ---**
Well, with Hina,
I've got an army at my back...
**[14:53] ---**
Oh, right, she's already
out of it at this height...
**[14:56] ---**
I-I'll be okay.
**[14:58] ---**
A-As long as we stay at this height.
**[15:00] ---**
We're going to answer
every question, all right?
**[15:03] ---**
No getting things wrong either,
okay? Okay? Okay?
**[15:05] ---**
This is a battle I absolutely cannot lose!
**[15:09] ---**
We've come this far! We can't lose now!
**[15:12] ---**
And now, Question 1!
***SIGN*** Question 1
**[15:13] ---**
In Japanese, it's "I think, therefore I am".
**[15:16] ---**
In Latin, that's...
**[15:18] ---**
"Cogito ergo sum".
**[15:20] ---**
Correct, tima!
**[15:25] ---**
Next question!
**[15:27] ---**
The true taste of coffee is...
**[15:29] ---**
A barista.
**[15:30] ---**
Correct!
**[15:31] ---**
According to quantum theoretical thought...
**[15:33] ---**
Schrödinger's cat.
**[15:34] ---**
The Treaty of Mersen.
**[15:35] ---**
The Sarashina Diary.
**[15:36] ---**
The two-crop system. A theremin.
**[15:37] ---**
A backward pivot throw.
**[15:38] ---**
So strong! The Katsura-Hanabishi pair
is overwhelmingly strong!
**[15:42] ---**
You're doing good!
**[15:43] ---**
You answer some, too.
**[15:51] ---**
Aika...
**[15:52] ---**
To be honest, I have
about reached my limit...
**[15:55] ---**
Y-You, too, Chiharu?
**[15:56] ---**
Yes, then...
**[15:58] ---**
Shall we fall soon...
**[16:00] ---**
Oh, but she's gone already!
**[16:02] ---**
In that case...
**[16:03] ---**
...I shall join her!
**[16:04] ---**
The Kasumi-Haruka pair has dropped out.
**[16:07] ---**
Meanwhile, the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair
**[16:08] ---**
also looks to be struggling
quite a bit, tima!
**[16:11] ---**
Th-The next one...
**[16:12] ---**
We have to answer it!
**[16:14] ---**
Question!
**[16:15] ---**
Father's least favorite...
**[16:16] ---**
It's mine!
**[16:19] ---**
Papa-ya!
**[16:20] ---**
Yes, but...
**[16:22] ---**
Now, name four other tropical fruits.
**[16:26] ---**
Kiwi, mango, pineapple, durian.
**[16:28] ---**
Correct yet again, tima!
**[16:30] ---**
This is bananas!
**[16:32] ---**
Now, what will you do,
Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair?
**[16:34] ---**
They're at quite a nice angle, tima.
**[16:36] ---**
You lose if either one of you fall, tima.
**[16:39] ---**
Don't copy me!
**[16:42] ---**
I think this might be my limit...
**[16:44] ---**
Maybe. Maybe.
**[16:47] ---**
This is nothing!
**[16:49] ---**
For Hayate!
**[16:51] ---**
I will win and get the trophy!
**[16:53] ---**
Come to think of it, Little Nagi's
been going on and on about the trophy...
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[16:57] ---**
Oh, come to think of it,
the trophy shown on the flier...
**[17:01] ---**
...might've looked somewhat like Hayate.
**[17:04] ---**
Little Nagi...
**[17:07] ---**
I've reached my limit!
**[17:09] ---**
Hayate...
**[17:15] ---**
What?!
**[17:20] ---**
F-Fight it.
**[17:23] ---**
You're going to win
and get the trophy, right?
**[17:27] ---**
Let's try hanging in there
just a little longer.
**[17:31] ---**
Hammy...
**[17:33] ---**
With the two of us together,
I'm sure we'll be invincible!
**[17:38] ---**
Yes, I understand! Let's do our best!
**[17:42] ---**
And now for the question!
**[17:44] ---**
What kind of dumpling goes silent
when you look at it?
**[17:46] ---**
This is it!
**[17:47] ---**
Me!
**[17:48] ---**
Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair, go ahead.
**[17:51] ---**
"Mitara shhh (if you look, shhh)"...
So it's mitarashi dumplings!
**[17:55] ---**
Correct!
**[17:56] ---**
You did it!
**[18:00] ---**
Among the episode titles for Japanese anime,
what was the longest ever?
**[18:04] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[18:06] ---**
The 187 character long title
for Episode 26 of "School Rumble".
**[18:09] ---**
Correct, tima!
**[18:11] ---**
That's my Little Nagi!
**[18:12] ---**
A bronze statue!
**[18:14] ---**
"Matango"!
**[18:14] ---**
Sam!
**[18:15] ---**
Color flashing!
**[18:17] ---**
Impossible! I'm being put on the defensive?!
**[18:20] ---**
Never mind that. How are they
pressing the button in their position?
**[18:22] ---**
That's all fine and good, but...
**[18:24] ---**
I'm... just...
**[18:27] ---**
Go for it! Call for it! Fine weather for it!
**[18:27] ---**
Hang in there!
**[18:30] ---**
Now, will the next one settle it?
**[18:32] ---**
Koyuki's, the cake shop known
for their ultimate seafood cake!
**[18:35] ---**
How much does one
of their cream puffs cost?!
**[18:38] ---**
Me!
**[18:39] ---**
You two are in no position
to be able to push the button,
**[18:41] ---**
but what is your answer?!
**[18:42] ---**
Um...
**[18:43] ---**
As I recall...
**[18:53] ---**
200 yen a piece!
**[19:02] ---**
Correct, tima!
**[19:11] ---**
Well, that's about as far as we get.
**[19:13] ---**
Adieu!
**[19:17] ---**
Aww...
**[19:18] ---**
That was one heck of a fall...
**[19:20] ---**
The Katsura-Hanabishi pair has
suffered an unexpected defeat, tima!
**[19:23] ---**
And so, victory goes
to the Sanzenin-Nishizawa pair.
**[19:31] ---**
I'm surprised you remembered the price.
**[19:33] ---**
Same to you.
**[19:35] ---**
Well, you did well for a hamster.
**[19:38] ---**
I guess you were pretty gutsy
for a delicate rich girl.
**[19:43] ---**
That's right! The trophy!
***SIGN*** Can't
show you!
***SIGN*** Shabu-shabu All-You-Can-Eat Ticket
**[19:53] ---**
What should I do with this?
**[19:55] ---**
Maybe I'll go with my family, after all.
**[19:57] ---**
Miss Nishizawa!
**[20:00] ---**
H-Hayate...
**[20:02] ---**
Really, congratulations on your victory!
**[20:05] ---**
You fought magnificently out there!
**[20:08] ---**
I think I might be a bit
embarrassed to hear that.
**[20:11] ---**
Th-Thank you.
**[20:12] ---**
Not at all. I should be
the one to thank you.
**[20:15] ---**
Thank you so very much.
**[20:18] ---**
I hope we can continue to work
together in the future, Miss Nishizawa.
**[20:32] ---**
Yeah, of course!
**[20:35] ---**
* Hayate, I guess it might*
* still be a long way off*
**[20:38] ---**
*before my feelings reach your heart.*
**[20:43] ---**
*But even so, I can still...*
**[20:46] ---**
* ...keep my gaze squarely*
* on you like this, right?*
**[20:51] ---**
*Right?*
**[20:51] ---**
What are you doing, Hayate?!
**[20:54] ---**
We're leaving! We have to celebrate tonight!
**[20:57] ---**
Yes, Miss.
**[20:59] ---**
Oh, wait.
**[21:00] ---**
What is it?
**[21:01] ---**
If you've got something to say,
make it quick, hamster.
**[21:04] ---**
Hey, if you feel up to it,
**[21:07] ---**
how about the three of us
go eat shabu-shabu now?
**[21:11] ---**
Or something like that...
**[21:15] ---**
Miss.
**[21:17] ---**
Yes!
**[21:26] ---**
I swear, this meat is paper thin.
**[21:28] ---**
It's shabu-shabu, so of course it's thin!
**[21:30] ---**
What did you say?! I came
because you asked me to come!
**[21:34] ---**
What was that?!
**[21:35] ---**
Now, now, I will skim
all the scum off the top.
**[21:39] ---**
Incidentally, shabu-shabu is very healthy
**[21:42] ---**
and also great for middle-aged
people living alone.
***SIGN*** Shabu-Shabu
**[21:44] ---**
* Next time, they will battle the 150*
* million yen we'd totally forgotten about.*
***SIGN*** Can't
show you!
**[21:48] ---**
* More like, that was a lot*
* of dialogue in this episode, huh?*
**[21:58] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:07] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:16] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:57] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:26] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:26] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report!
***SIGN*** Butler Report
**[23:29] ---**
Try saying my name. I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:31] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:32] ---**
Time flies. This is already Episode 50
of "Hayate the Combat Butler".
**[23:34] ---**
The story is finally
coming up on the climax!
**[23:36] ---**
Will Hayate be able to defeat the Great
Super-Dimensional Evil Butler General?!
**[23:39] ---**
Um, we'll have to see about that...
**[23:41] ---**
By the way, this song is your
character song, isn't it, Miss?
**[23:43] ---**
Yes. Actually, the next episode
will be our last Butler Report.
**[23:45] ---**
I must take the anchor position, after all.
**[23:47] ---**
So, the fan service shot is of me, too.
**[23:48] ---**
This is improper, Miss!
**[23:50] ---**
Not to worry. For the next episode,
**[23:51] ---**
we'll prepare a fan service shot
of you bathing in a cross-dress outfit.
**[23:53] ---**
What?!
**[23:54] ---**
Well, see you!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
**[23:57] ---**
What? Something important
the Miss had ordered?
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[23:59] ---**
Yes. Might I ask you
to go get it from the store?
**[24:02] ---**
I understand. I will go right away.
**[24:04] ---**
Don't be in such a hurry!
**[24:05] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[24:06] ---**
I just suddenly don't want to
see your face anymore!
**[24:09] ---**
What?!
**[24:10] ---**
Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give you
this gift of 150 million yen.
**[24:14] ---**
I would like to poach you for my company.
**[24:17] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler"...
**[24:18] ---**
"Spring."
**[24:18] ---**
Spring
**[24:19] ---**
Don't be such a stranger, Hayate!
**[24:21] ---**
I will protect the Miss!
# 51 - Spring
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:05] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:22] ---**
Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give
you this gift of 150 million yen.
**[00:28] ---**
What?
**[00:36] ---**
Who is this mysterious man?!
**[00:37] ---**
To be continued in the tense
final episode next week!
**[00:39] ---**
Hey, we just got started here!
**[00:41] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[00:43] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[00:46] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[00:52] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[00:57] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[01:02] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[01:08] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[01:14] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[01:19] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[01:24] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[01:30] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[01:35] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[01:38] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[01:41] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[01:46] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[01:49] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[01:52] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[02:10] ---**
Spring
**[02:18] ---**
*We now go back several hours from
when the opening scene happened. *
**[02:22] ---**
And now, all of you, rise!
**[02:25] ---**
Listen well!
**[02:26] ---**
Once again next year,
**[02:28] ---**
you will turn S Ward of Tokyo an ever
more shockingly brilliant white!
**[02:32] ---**
Okay, now let's all sing
the school anthem together!
**[02:35] ---**
Yeah!
**[02:39] ---**
The white school reigning
over the land of Suginami
**[02:40] ---**
This year has felt both
long and short somehow.
**[02:44] ---**
But I'm really glad I passed the year.
**[02:47] ---**
Our mother school
**[02:47] ---**
*That's right. Studying
for the exams paid off *
**[02:49] ---**
*and Hayate had more or
less passed the finals. *
**[02:50] ---**
Fire up that engine in your heart
***SIGN*** World History Answer Sheet
***SIGN*** Hayate Ayasaki
***SIGN*** More or Less Pass
***SIGN*** Butlers shall pass or they are bound for Hell!!
**[02:56] ---**
Darn! Too bad.
**[02:58] ---**
Tama, you may go.
**[03:00] ---**
Um, Head Butler, enough with the bad jokes...
**[03:03] ---**
I will remind you again, Ayasaki.
**[03:06] ---**
The monetary amount you have managed
to repay the Miss in this past year
**[03:09] ---**
is still a paltry sum.
**[03:12] ---**
If you were to fail out of school,
**[03:14] ---**
you would once again find yourself out in
the cold with your debt of 150 million.
**[03:19] ---**
Be sure to keep that squarely in mind.
**[03:22] ---**
Yes, Head Butler, sir!
**[03:23] ---**
Hakuou! Hakuou!
**[03:24] ---**
All right! I'll keep this up
and do my best again next year!
**[03:27] ---**
We're leaving, Hayate.
**[03:27] ---**
Update blogs daily
**[03:28] ---**
What?
**[03:29] ---**
Hey, please wait, Miss!
**[03:29] ---**
Hakuou Academy!
**[03:35] ---**
Yes, we nailed it.
**[03:37] ---**
Well, frankly, it's a pain. But my
friends, we will meet again in April.
**[03:41] ---**
The closing ceremony is now over!
**[03:49] ---**
Come on, Hayate! Hurry, hurry!
**[03:51] ---**
Keep dawdling and I'll leave you behind!
**[03:53] ---**
Um, what are you in such a hurry for?
**[03:55] ---**
We could bask in the aftermath
a little longer...
**[03:58] ---**
Not really interested.
**[03:59] ---**
I want to hurry back to the residence
**[04:01] ---**
and play the continuation of
"Monster Hunter Portable 2nd G"!
**[04:03] ---**
Huh?
**[04:04] ---**
That's really all there is to it!
**[04:07] ---**
Oh, please wait for me, Miss!
**[04:13] ---**
I've got Hayate all confused!
**[04:15] ---**
But I'm just getting
started! My turn yet again!
**[04:19] ---**
What? Something important
the Miss had ordered?
**[04:23] ---**
Yes. Might I ask you to
go get it from the store?
**[04:26] ---**
Under no circumstances are
you to look at what it is!
**[04:29] ---**
As you wish! Then I shall go right away!
**[04:31] ---**
Don't be in such a hurry!
**[04:33] ---**
T-Take some side trips
and kill plenty of time.
**[04:37] ---**
Specifically, wait until about early evening.
**[04:39] ---**
Huh? Why?
**[04:40] ---**
Wh-Why? Because...
**[04:42] ---**
I-I just suddenly don't want
to see your face anymore!
**[04:46] ---**
Don't make me say any more than that!
**[04:51] ---**
I understand.
**[04:52] ---**
Then I shall take my time and return
to the residence around early evening.
**[05:00] ---**
N-Nagi!
**[05:02] ---**
L-Looks like we managed to
gloss over that somehow.
**[05:04] ---**
Hayate will surely never even dream
**[05:07] ---**
that he's being sent to pick
up something like *that*!
**[05:10] ---**
Nagi, don't you think that was a bit cruel?
**[05:12] ---**
That's right!
**[05:13] ---**
That butler-in-debt was awfully depressed!
**[05:16] ---**
D-Don't look at me like that!
**[05:19] ---**
Come on, everyone! Let's hurry
up and start getting ready!
**[05:22] ---**
*And so, Nagi's trap was quietly laid. *
**[05:26] ---**
*Meanwhile, at Hakuou Academy... *
**[05:32] ---**
*Yukiji's loud snoring
could be heard, as usual. *
**[05:33] ---**
What? No way! For real?!
**[05:35] ---**
You want to pay 50 billion yen transfer
fee for me instead of Matsui?
**[05:40] ---**
*And Mr. Kaoru, whom we hadn't
seen at all since Episode 18, *
**[05:44] ---**
*was making Gundam models, the same as ever. *
**[05:45] ---**
Is this a Guntank?
**[05:47] ---**
*And furthermore, 10,000
meters up in the air... *
**[05:51] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha, it seems we will
be arriving at our destination
**[05:54] ---**
by lunch tomorrow, as planned.
**[05:57] ---**
Good. I must obtain the
rumored object at all costs.
**[06:01] ---**
But what in the world is this legendary item?
**[06:05] ---**
A mask made by an ancient conjurer.
**[06:08] ---**
They say that if you wear it, a
mysterious power makes you grow taller.
**[06:12] ---**
What?
**[06:13] ---**
Your smaller form is fine in its own way.
**[06:15] ---**
But I would love to see your
gallant form once again as well.
**[06:19] ---**
Mistress Kuzuha!
**[06:21] ---**
Sion.
**[06:26] ---**
Africa, huh?
**[06:28] ---**
But I hope she makes it back
safely by the new term.
**[06:32] ---**
Do you really mean that, Chiharu?
**[06:35] ---**
You shouldn't say things like that.
**[06:37] ---**
Even with the kind of person she is,
the school still needs her talents.
**[06:41] ---**
How specifically?
**[06:42] ---**
In what way?
**[06:43] ---**
Huh?
**[06:45] ---**
Come on, let's go have tea somewhere.
**[06:47] ---**
If you'd like, I'll treat you to some cake.
**[06:49] ---**
With pleasure.
**[06:50] ---**
Then, shall we three go for a quiet
gathering to reward our hard work?
**[06:56] ---**
*Come to think of it, I
didn't get to see Hayate. *
**[07:00] ---**
*It seemed like he made it
safely to the next year, *
**[07:02] ---**
*so I would've liked to
properly congratulate him. *
**[07:10] ---**
I wonder what this is.
**[07:14] ---**
Considering the Miss's demeanor...
**[07:16] ---**
I wonder if I messed up again somewhere.
**[07:27] ---**
W-Wait, what are you doing?!
**[07:28] ---**
Let me go!
**[07:36] ---**
Welcome, Mister Ayasaki.
**[07:38] ---**
Forgive the rough treatment.
**[07:49] ---**
*Who are these people?! *
**[07:50] ---**
*Could they be after the ordered item?! *
**[07:58] ---**
Huh? "Victoria Elizabeth
Steward Dispatch Company"?
**[08:02] ---**
Indeed.
**[08:04] ---**
We are the biggest butler dispatch
company in the industry,
**[08:06] ---**
making great strides on a global scale.
**[08:10] ---**
I have never heard of such a thing!
**[08:12] ---**
We have kept an eye on you for some
time through a certain source.
**[08:20] ---**
When did you get these?
**[08:24] ---**
The videographers were...
**[08:25] ---**
A one, two... us!
**[08:29] ---**
Did you enjoy it?
**[08:31] ---**
Hakuou Academy's Society for the
Research of Video is for all eternity!
**[08:37] ---**
So that's it...
**[08:41] ---**
Mister Ayasaki, I would like to give
you this gift of 150 million yen.
**[08:46] ---**
What?
**[08:48] ---**
*The story now finally goes
back to the original scene. *
**[08:52] ---**
I would very much like to
poach you for our company.
**[08:55] ---**
This is an advance payment.
**[08:56] ---**
Please take it to repay your
debt to the Sanzenin family.
**[09:00] ---**
So you've even investigated about that?
**[09:04] ---**
No, thank you!
**[09:06] ---**
Since I have also promised the
Miss that I will work and repay
**[09:09] ---**
that money myself, without fail.
**[09:11] ---**
Oh-ho. Are you certain? You may
never get a chance like this again.
**[09:17] ---**
If you truly have the
Miss's interests at heart,
**[09:20] ---**
should you not take this money to
clear your debt with her immediately?
**[09:26] ---**
As for that...
**[09:27] ---**
Please contact us whenever you like.
**[09:29] ---**
I look forward to a favorable response.
**[09:48] ---**
All right! All right!
**[09:51] ---**
All right! All right! All right!
**[09:54] ---**
What is it, Tama? A little more to the right?
**[09:58] ---**
Sheesh. Why do *we* have to help out, too?
**[10:04] ---**
A-Are you all right, Isumi?!
**[10:06] ---**
Whoops! I accidentally slipped, too!
**[10:11] ---**
Whoa! Hey, Sakuya!
**[10:12] ---**
Man, coincidences sure are frightenin'.
**[10:14] ---**
Safety First
**[10:15] ---**
*A warm, youthful spring. To be
continued in the second half.*
**[10:20] ---**
I'm Nagi!
(Nagi da zoooo!)
**[10:22] ---**
Miss, how much is really left of my debt?
(Ojousama, hontou wa ato ikura desuka, boku no shakkin?)
**[10:36] ---**
I may never get a chance
like this again, huh?
**[10:39] ---**
It's true. To remain forever at the
Sanzenin residence like this is...
**[10:44] ---**
It just may be my own selfish desire...
**[10:48] ---**
Wait, this is no time to
be thinking about this!
**[10:50] ---**
Right now, I need to deliver this
ordered item to the Miss first!
**[10:56] ---**
What?!
**[11:06] ---**
All right! It's perfect for sure this time!
**[11:13] ---**
Oh, my.
**[11:14] ---**
This is...
**[11:16] ---**
Delicious, right?!
**[11:18] ---**
Questionable.
**[11:20] ---**
I would have to agree.
**[11:21] ---**
It is not delicious, but it is
also not entirely inedible...
**[11:25] ---**
What the heck?! Darn it!
**[11:27] ---**
And here I am, trying so hard!
**[11:30] ---**
But Nagi, why have you undertaken
such an elaborate celebration?
**[11:34] ---**
Because this might be the
only time we can do it.
**[11:40] ---**
Hey, Maria, get me those Maximum Tomatoes!
**[11:43] ---**
They've got the power to get rid
of all exhaustion, after all!
**[11:46] ---**
I want to make sure Hayate gets to eat them.
**[11:48] ---**
Yes, yes.
**[11:52] ---**
Man, I worked hard on my finals, too.
**[11:56] ---**
Quit complainin' already.
**[11:58] ---**
Ya studied for the exams with
him, so congratulate him.
**[12:02] ---**
Say, Sakuya.
**[12:04] ---**
Thanks for letting me
have your spot at Hakuou.
**[12:08] ---**
I'd been meaning to say this someday.
**[12:11] ---**
I-I'll make it up to you, I swear!
**[12:14] ---**
Once I become a big shot!
**[12:21] ---**
What're ya sayin'?! That's
not like ya at all, ya wuss!
**[12:26] ---**
Never ya mind that! Just
accept it and be grateful!
**[12:28] ---**
Sheesh, that butler-in-debt sure is late.
**[12:31] ---**
Where is he and what's he doin'?
**[12:33] ---**
Thanks for the food!
**[12:35] ---**
Taiyaki Pastries
**[12:38] ---**
There's no filling inside!
**[12:40] ---**
Does this count as a kind of win?
**[12:44] ---**
If it is, maybe I'll get
to see Hayate or something.
**[12:46] ---**
H-Hayate!
**[12:49] ---**
Miss Nishizawa!
**[12:51] ---**
Oh, could I borrow your bicycle?
**[12:53] ---**
What?
**[12:54] ---**
I will be sure to return it later.
**[12:56] ---**
S-Sure!
**[13:04] ---**
All right, I've caught up!
**[13:08] ---**
Here goes, Eight!
**[13:10] ---**
There!
**[13:17] ---**
My dream was a message! I'm
going to become a Major Leaguer!
**[13:23] ---**
Young Master, this is it!
This is how you do it!
**[13:24] ---**
Yeah, I got it, Nonohara!
**[13:26] ---**
Chashu ramen!
**[13:31] ---**
The Young Sir won't be home today,
so I'll have a simple dinner...
**[13:37] ---**
I appreciate you putting
up with me that one time.
**[13:39] ---**
N-Not at all...
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, um, this is the 100th unit
in the Master Grade Series.
**[13:44] ---**
I was totally expecting it to
be a Guntank or the V or V2,
**[13:48] ---**
so I just couldn't get excited
about it until now...
**[13:50] ---**
I see.
**[13:51] ---**
Saki!
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, Hayate.
**[13:54] ---**
Pardon me. Did you see a small
box around here somewhere?
**[13:57] ---**
Pardon?
**[13:59] ---**
Saki?!
**[14:03] ---**
What's this?
**[14:04] ---**
Oh, Hayata.
**[14:06] ---**
Oh, you three! Please
give that box back to me!
**[14:10] ---**
So it's his.
**[14:12] ---**
Then I guess it won't
contain anything too good.
**[14:15] ---**
All right, here goes!
**[14:18] ---**
I got it!
**[14:20] ---**
Oh, sorry!
**[14:21] ---**
What?!
**[14:27] ---**
Boohoo.
**[14:29] ---**
I finally get to see Hayate, but
I didn't get to talk to him much.
**[14:33] ---**
Perfect timing, Miss Nishizawa.
I am returning this to you.
**[14:36] ---**
Thank you very much. It helped a lot.
**[14:38] ---**
Excuse me now!
**[14:42] ---**
Hayate...
**[14:43] ---**
We'll meet again, right?
**[14:45] ---**
Well, then, I look forward to
working with you again next year.
**[14:47] ---**
Yes, a job well done.
**[14:50] ---**
If you are that happy about it, you should
let it show on your face, Chiharu.
**[14:56] ---**
H-Hayate?! What in the world happened?!
**[14:59] ---**
Why did you come falling out of the sky?
**[15:00] ---**
H-Hinagiku...
**[15:01] ---**
The cake...
**[15:02] ---**
Well, I was trying to leap to that
building, but I missed my footing.
**[15:05] ---**
My cake... My cake...
**[15:07] ---**
It's smooshed flat now...
**[15:08] ---**
Well, whatever.
**[15:09] ---**
Um, Hayate, congratulations for
making it to the next grade...
**[15:12] ---**
Pardon me.
**[15:13] ---**
I'm in a bit of a hurry, so
I'll see you in the new term!
**[15:16] ---**
My cake...
**[15:18] ---**
He should be penalized for that.
**[15:19] ---**
We must have him pay us back
next time, plus reparations.
**[15:23] ---**
What in the world was that about?!
**[15:29] ---**
Wh-What is this?
**[15:30] ---**
I haven't faced such an onslaught
of unfortunate events in a while.
**[15:33] ---**
It's almost as if I'm being tested somehow...
**[15:36] ---**
This is bad. If I remember right,
that's a flock of wild geese.
**[15:39] ---**
As I recall, wild geese is the general term
for large waterfowl in the Anatidae family
**[15:42] ---**
of the Anseriformes order, but
most of them come in the fall
**[15:45] ---**
from Siberia to winter here and in the
spring, they once again return north.
**[15:47] ---**
At this rate, the Miss's precious
ordered item is headed for Siberia!
**[15:53] ---**
All right! It's all or nothing!
**[16:18] ---**
H-Himuro, I can't wait!
**[16:20] ---**
I'm going to learn the samba
during spring vacation!
**[16:24] ---**
Even now, you are already quite
good at it, Little Master Taiga.
**[16:35] ---**
Himuro, that box...
**[16:36] ---**
Please return that box to me...
**[16:39] ---**
Depending on the situation, I would
have no problem with that, but...
**[16:42] ---**
Are you all right with this?
**[16:43] ---**
Huh?
**[16:44] ---**
This ship is headed for Brazil.
**[16:47] ---**
What?!
**[16:49] ---**
Nooo!
**[17:03] ---**
I just barely escaped being transported
to the other side of the globe.
**[17:08] ---**
But I can finally get this to the Miss...
**[17:14] ---**
Hold it, Tama!
**[17:16] ---**
Come on, follow me!
**[17:18] ---**
Hold it!
**[17:22] ---**
Now! Do it, Tama!
**[17:24] ---**
What?
***SIGN*** Congratulations on advancing to the next grade!! Hayate Ayasaki!!
**[17:32] ---**
Th-This is...
**[17:34] ---**
Why don't you get yourself
over there, Ayasaki?
**[17:36] ---**
Everyone is waiting for you.
**[17:42] ---**
Um, what is this...
**[17:44] ---**
Yer more dense than I thought.
**[17:46] ---**
Well, seeing you this surprised make
the preparation worth it, though.
**[17:50] ---**
But why the Arc de Triomphe?
**[17:52] ---**
Where did you get the Arc de Triomphe?
**[17:54] ---**
Nagi.
**[17:55] ---**
Looks like it went well.
**[17:57] ---**
Miss!
**[17:59] ---**
Maria, bring it out.
**[18:00] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[18:03] ---**
Oh! Th-That's...
**[18:05] ---**
Hayate, good work on the finals!
**[18:08] ---**
This is just a token of my appreciation.
**[18:10] ---**
What?!
**[18:11] ---**
*In other words, it was all a
surprise event planned by Nagi. *
**[18:16] ---**
Hurry up and open the damn thing!
**[18:17] ---**
Nagi came to us for advice, and
we all picked it out together.
**[18:21] ---**
I worked hard on the exams,
too, but I got nothing!
**[18:24] ---**
You better be grateful!
**[18:26] ---**
Everyone...
**[18:30] ---**
I cannot accept such a fine gift!
**[18:32] ---**
What?!
**[18:33] ---**
I mean, I owe you a debt of 150 million...
**[18:37] ---**
On top of which, I have selfishly asked
you to keep me on at the residence.
**[18:42] ---**
Don't be such a stranger, Hayate!
**[18:45] ---**
M-Miss...
**[18:46] ---**
It's true, it'll take approximately 40
more years for you to repay the debt.
**[18:51] ---**
I know all that!
**[18:53] ---**
That's why I chose that for your present.
**[18:55] ---**
Because it's reputed to never
break, even after 100 years.
**[18:58] ---**
Miss...
**[18:59] ---**
Hayate, I want to be with you forever.
**[19:03] ---**
Not just for the 40 years,
but for 100, even 200 years.
**[19:07] ---**
Because what binds us together
isn't just money anymore, is it?
**[19:19] ---**
Miss!
**[19:21] ---**
H-H-Hey, everyone's watching!
**[19:24] ---**
But what ya said was way more embarrassin'.
**[19:27] ---**
Ugh, for crying out loud!
**[19:37] ---**
Is that so? That is really too bad.
**[19:40] ---**
Then I shall wish you all the best.
**[19:45] ---**
As you heard, he refused our company's offer.
**[19:49] ---**
What shall we do?
**[19:51] ---**
I suppose he passed, more or less.
**[19:54] ---**
If he had responded to the headhunting,
**[19:57] ---**
I was planning on driving him
out of that mansion, but...
**[20:00] ---**
For now, he's still worthy
of holding onto that thing.
**[20:05] ---**
Though, who knows how long that'll last.
**[20:10] ---**
What do you think of that stew, Hayate?
**[20:12] ---**
Uh, um, I suppose it is tasty in its own way.
**[20:15] ---**
Oh, dear. Oh, dear.
**[20:15] ---**
It's also ordinary in its own way.
**[20:18] ---**
Ooh, but it kind of gets
rid of that tired feeling!
**[20:21] ---**
Replenished!
**[20:22] ---**
I didn't work hard so you
could feel replenished!
**[20:25] ---**
What the hell?!
**[20:31] ---**
Miss, please get up. It's morning.
**[20:37] ---**
Last night was fun, wasn't it, Hayate?
**[20:39] ---**
Yes, thank you very much, Miss.
**[20:41] ---**
But so, it's spring vacation starting today.
**[20:44] ---**
All right, Hayate, let's go
view cherry blossoms today now.
**[20:47] ---**
Pardon?
**[20:48] ---**
F-For example, how about somewhere like this?
**[20:50] ---**
Boating Dating Spots in Tokyo
**[20:50] ---**
It's been a while, so I'd like
to try a boat ride or something.
**[20:54] ---**
*Spring is the season of wavering emotions! *
**[20:57] ---**
*Today, for sure, Hayate and I will move
our relationship into new territory! *
**[21:01] ---**
Oh, I'm great with boats, you know.
**[21:04] ---**
I actually once had a part-time
job working at a boathouse.
**[21:07] ---**
*Good grief. *
**[21:08] ---**
*Even with a full turn of the seasons,
nothing has changed with these two. *
**[21:12] ---**
All right, let's go, Hayate!
**[21:14] ---**
Now that's decided, time
to get the bicycle ready!
**[21:17] ---**
Yes, Miss!
***SIGN*** Can't show you!
**[21:19] ---**
See you later.
**[21:22] ---**
Then here we go, Miss.
**[21:24] ---**
Yes, I am counting on you, Hayate.
**[21:42] ---**
*And so, there is still
much more to their story. *
**[21:45] ---**
*Next time, they will battle the Aegean Sea. *
**[21:57] ---**
Aisaretai fureraretetai
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[22:06] ---**
Motomeru bakari no kimochi wa
The sense of continually seeking
**[22:11] ---**
Hibi o kumoraseteta
Used to darken my days
**[22:16] ---**
Kimi ni deau sono hi made wa
Until the day I met you
**[22:25] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:34] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:42] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[22:48] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[22:52] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[22:56] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:25] ---**
This is Nagi...
**[23:26] ---**
...and Hayate's...
**[23:27] ---**
Butler Report
Final Episode
**[23:27] ---**
Lettering by
Ryoko Shiraishi
Rie Kugimiya
**[23:27] ---**
...Butler Report, Final Episode!
**[23:30] ---**
Good day, I'm Nagi Sanzenin.
**[23:31] ---**
I am Hayate Ayasaki.
**[23:32] ---**
And so, this is the final
episode of the Butler Report.
**[23:35] ---**
A lot has happened along the way.
**[23:37] ---**
But you've certainly grown to
become a fine butler, Hayate.
**[23:39] ---**
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[23:41] ---**
I think you have grown as well.
**[23:43] ---**
D-Don't say stupid things like
that! You have a dirty mind!
**[23:45] ---**
What is the matter?
**[23:46] ---**
This is what you get for
saying things like that!
**[23:48] ---**
Hayate as a maid to close things out!
**[23:50] ---**
For the bonus segment of
the next anime series,
**[23:52] ---**
we've got to go with Hayate's Maid Report!
**[23:53] ---**
So, see you again someday!
**[23:55] ---**
Preview
***SIGN*** The next episode of
"Hayate the Combat Butler" is...
**[24:12] ---**
Next time on "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[24:14] ---**
final episode, "Radical Dreamers".
**[24:16] ---**
Hayate, I'll be counting
on you in the future, too.
**[24:19] ---**
Yes, I look forward to it!
**[24:21] ---**
# 52 - Radical Dreamers
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:00] ---**
Because your echoing voice
will stir up the wind
**[00:04] ---**
When watching "Hayate the Combat Butler",
**[00:06] ---**
make sure you keep the room bright
and sit well away from the TV.
**[00:13] ---**
*Miss.*
**[00:16] ---**
**Come on a date with me.**
**[00:24] ---**
April 30, 2008
**[00:29] ---**
Night Duty Room – Hakuou Academy Noon
**[00:33] ---**
What with it being Golden Week and
all, the Academy sure is quiet.
**[00:37] ---**
It's great that I got my own homeroom,
but I need a pay raise to go with it.
**[00:40] ---**
Man, what a drag!
**[00:42] ---**
I can't even get into the
mood to grade the tests!
**[00:46] ---**
Well, guess I'll have a drink.
**[00:48] ---**
Cheers!
**[00:51] ---**
For Golden Week, ya gotta go to Hawaii!
**[00:54] ---**
Gardens of the Saginomiya Residence 1:00pm
**[01:02] ---**
What the heck?! I was puttin' up with
the chill and buildin' up the mood here!
**[01:06] ---**
Now, now, Nagi and the others are going
to the Aegean Sea this year, after all.
**[01:09] ---**
Why didn't ya go with 'em?
**[01:11] ---**
Well, I felt I should not
intrude on those two...
**[01:14] ---**
Uh-huh, I suppose that makes sense.
**[01:17] ---**
We're gonna get every volume of the
shows the boss said he wanted to watch!
**[01:17] ---**
Rental Video Tachibana 1:30pm
**[01:20] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[01:22] ---**
*Wh-What do they want?*
**[01:23] ---**
**The "Godfather" series maybe?**
**[01:25] ---**
**Or "Battles Without Honor and Humanity"?**
**[01:27] ---**
If it's direct-to-video V-Cinema
stuff, getting it all will be tough.
**[01:31] ---**
Do you have all the for-rental
videos of "Brave Exkaiser"?
**[01:35] ---**
Half won't do.
**[01:36] ---**
Huh?
**[01:38] ---**
**Is that all?**
**[01:40] ---**
We've got it.
**[01:42] ---**
Then, what 'bout videos of
"Superhuman-Machine Metalder"?
**[01:45] ---**
We've got it!
**[01:48] ---**
Yer good.
**[01:49] ---**
If you want, we've got all
of "Fight!! Ramenman", too.
**[01:56] ---**
We'll be back.
**[01:58] ---**
Sanzenin Residence 2:00pm
**[02:01] ---**
So, the main stage today will be Mykonos
Island, where the Miss is vacationing.
**[02:06] ---**
Which means those of us stuck at
home will have no more scenes.
**[02:10] ---**
Well, a nice long break for
once might not be so bad...
**[02:13] ---**
I thought I just heard someone talking...
**[02:14] ---**
Oh, crap.
**[02:15] ---**
I must be hearing things.
**[02:18] ---**
But what's a nice long break when
it comes in the final episode?
**[02:23] ---**
What?! For real?!
**[02:26] ---**
I'm hearing things again.
**[02:29] ---**
Zettai nante shinjinai!
I don't believe in absolutes!
**[02:32] ---**
Fukanou nante nai!
No such thing as impossible!
**[02:34] ---**
Mirai wa hiraku te no naka ni aru
The future is in the open palm of my hands
**[02:40] ---**
Honne o misecha make datoka
Stuff like, showing your true feelings means defeat
**[02:45] ---**
Dentaku hajiku jinsei datoka
Or a life tapping away at a calculator
**[02:51] ---**
Kokoro o itsuwaru kurai nara
Rather than be false to myself like that
**[02:56] ---**
Shichiten-battou baka-shoujiki mo kuuzen-zetsugo!
I'll struggle to be uniquely naïve and honest!
**[03:02] ---**
Komatta kao o mireba ki-ni-naru shi
If I see a troubled look, I'll be concerned
**[03:07] ---**
Jinsei isogu riyuu mo betsuni nai shi
And it's not like I've got a reason to hurry through life
**[03:12] ---**
Takara no chizu wa kimi ni azukeyou
I'll entrust you with the treasure map
**[03:18] ---**
Juuou-mujin yori-michi datte tsukiau yo!
I'll even keep you company on your free-ranging detours
**[03:24] ---**
Rakkii-sugiru tenkai
A development that's way too lucky
**[03:26] ---**
Kotae wa mayowanai
I won't hesitate to give my answer
**[03:29] ---**
Kantan sa! Subete wa kimi no tame ni
It's easy! It's all for you
**[03:34] ---**
Fuuhyou wa ki-ni-shinai
I won't worry about the rumors
**[03:37] ---**
Rettou-kan ni doujinai!
I won't let a sense of inferiority get to me!
**[03:40] ---**
Kakedasu shunkan wa ima koko ni aru
The moment to start running is right here, right now
**[03:59] ---**
Wow! So this is the Aegean Sea!
**[04:02] ---**
Come, Miss, you hurry up, too!
**[04:03] ---**
Mykonos Island, Greece
**[04:08] ---**
Come to think of it, this is your
first time on Mykonos, isn't it?
**[04:11] ---**
Yes! I often used to go deep-sea
fishing in the cold seas,
**[04:15] ---**
so I've been to Iturup Island and
those kinds of places, though.
**[04:18] ---**
I'm surprised you didn't get arrested.
**[04:21] ---**
Miss, the ocean is incredibly beautiful!
**[04:24] ---**
The Clear Black LCD of the TV
is beautiful, too, so I'm fine.
**[04:28] ---**
When did the Miss become like that?
**[04:31] ---**
Who knows? She has always been like that.
**[04:34] ---**
Though, some of it really can't be helped.
**[04:35] ---**
Isn't there anything we could do for her?
**[04:41] ---**
Cappadocia, Turkey
**[04:41] ---**
Wow, so this is Cappadocia!
**[04:43] ---**
I think this is what they mean when
they talk about magnificent views!
**[04:47] ---**
Wow, so people used to
live among those rocks.
**[04:51] ---**
Hey, look, look, Hina, that sort
of looks like a camel's hump.
**[04:57] ---**
Wow, it really does look like a camel's hump!
**[05:03] ---**
Huh?
**[05:06] ---**
That's a *real* camel!
**[05:08] ---**
Honestly! Enough with the jokes!
**[05:11] ---**
Come enjoy the scenery from this
high vantage point a little.
**[05:15] ---**
I'm fine! I'm fine right here!
**[05:16] ---**
Hina?
**[05:17] ---**
You know I don't like high places, Ayumu!
**[05:21] ---**
You say you don't like high places,
but you were able to get on the plane.
**[05:26] ---**
But I was totally asleep before we took off!
**[05:30] ---**
I'm not getting up until we
land, no matter what happens!
**[05:33] ---**
Now that you mention it, you didn't
have anything to eat on the flight.
**[05:37] ---**
Even though it was 13 hours long...
**[05:39] ---**
Anyway, scenery is something you
enjoy from a lower altitude!
**[05:43] ---**
Oh, you're hopeless.
**[05:56] ---**
We came all the way here on vacation,
but you don't seem very excited.
**[05:59] ---**
There's no reason to get excited.
**[06:02] ---**
Then let's go outside. Outside!
**[06:04] ---**
You'll get more excited under the blue sky!
**[06:08] ---**
It's hot.
**[06:10] ---**
Then are you going to stay
inside for the whole trip?
**[06:13] ---**
Yeah.
**[06:14] ---**
I see.
**[06:16] ---**
There, there. We can go shopping
together or something later.
**[06:20] ---**
But, but, the Miss...
**[06:23] ---**
Uh, that's not something I can change...
**[06:25] ---**
It's fine. I'll stay here
the whole time, too.
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[06:31] ---**
Oh, sheesh! Fine!
**[06:33] ---**
Tomorrow, I'll go out in the morning for you!
**[06:35] ---**
What?
**[06:36] ---**
R-Really?!
**[06:38] ---**
Yes. But just for a bit, all right?
**[06:40] ---**
Just for a bit.
**[06:42] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[06:46] ---**
I'm sorry you always have
to go to such trouble.
**[06:48] ---**
Not at all.
**[06:49] ---**
Time flies. It's already
a month into the new term.
**[06:52] ---**
Please take care of Nagi for me.
**[06:54] ---**
I will.
**[06:56] ---**
And the Miss is becoming
more used to the new class.
**[07:00] ---**
I see.
**[07:03] ---**
I would like for her to finally
properly attend school this year.
**[07:07] ---**
Y-Yes, well...
**[07:28] ---**
The developmental technology
for UFOs got sold!
**[07:31] ---**
We're back!
**[07:32] ---**
We're back.
**[07:33] ---**
Welcome back! How was Cappadocia?
**[07:36] ---**
It had long lashes, a split
nose, and it spit on me.
**[07:39] ---**
That was the *real* camel.
**[07:41] ---**
Onto Greece tomorrow, huh?
**[07:43] ---**
I'm looking forward to the Parthenon.
It's a one-story building.
**[07:46] ---**
But it's built on top of the Acropolis.
**[07:49] ---**
But we'll be going to
Mykonos Island after that.
**[07:51] ---**
Yeah, Hayata and the others
are there, too, right?
**[07:53] ---**
What?
**[07:54] ---**
What?
**[08:02] ---**
Ooh, so this is Athens!
**[08:05] ---**
This is incredible! You can see
the whole city from the Parthenon!
**[08:06] ---**
The Parthenon, Greece
**[08:09] ---**
I think this view definitely
deserves to be a World Heritage!
**[08:13] ---**
Wait...
**[08:14] ---**
Hina, why are you intently
looking only at the temple?
**[08:18] ---**
This temple is the World Heritage!
The view has nothing to do with it!
**[08:21] ---**
Sheesh, there you go again.
**[08:23] ---**
You're missing out if you
don't enjoy this view.
**[08:25] ---**
I'm fine! I told you, I'm fine!
**[08:27] ---**
Hina...
**[08:28] ---**
I don't need to see views from high places!
**[08:31] ---**
Where are Miki and the others
anyway?! Where are they?!
**[08:34] ---**
If it's sightseeing, you could
just bring them instead.
**[08:36] ---**
All three of them said they got tired of
sights like this back in kindergarten.
**[08:40] ---**
Those damn bourgeois girls...
**[08:42] ---**
And they partied hard yesterday,
**[08:44] ---**
so they asked to be left
at the hotel to sleep
**[08:46] ---**
until it's time to take the
ship to Mykonos Island.
**[08:51] ---**
As for that, you were
partying hard, too, Ayumu.
**[08:54] ---**
So why are *you* so energetic?
**[08:56] ---**
Because this is my first trip with you.
**[08:59] ---**
This is a trip to deepen
our friendship, right?
**[09:01] ---**
What?
**[09:04] ---**
**Why is it?**
**[09:06] ---**
**For some reason, I always end
up in high places with Ayumu.**
**[09:12] ---**
A-About Hayate?
**[09:20] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:23] ---**
So? Where's the view good from?
**[09:26] ---**
Huh?
**[09:27] ---**
Oh, um... The view in this direction is...
**[09:34] ---**
D-Don't let go of my hand! Don't let go!
**[09:38] ---**
I won't.
**[09:41] ---**
Wow!
**[09:43] ---**
It's like we've come to a magical land, Miss.
**[09:47] ---**
Well, it's true that this view
hasn't changed in a long time.
**[09:51] ---**
It's as if time has stopped for this town.
**[09:53] ---**
What? Does that mean you've been here before?
**[09:56] ---**
More like, we used to live here.
**[09:58] ---**
Both Maria and I have spent
more time abroad than in Japan.
**[10:02] ---**
Though, no matter where we
went, you were always shut-in.
**[10:05] ---**
Shut up!
**[10:06] ---**
But you really should stop being so withdrawn
**[10:08] ---**
and become a child who plays
under the sun as children should.
**[10:11] ---**
What?
**[10:14] ---**
Huh? I-Is something the matter?
**[10:18] ---**
No, just thinking there was a guy who
once said something like that, too.
**[10:24] ---**
I don't even remember what he looked like,
**[10:26] ---**
but he was a thief and a liar, and
a guy who couldn't keep a promise.
**[10:33] ---**
My hat...
**[10:34] ---**
Please leave it to me, Miss!
**[10:53] ---**
Here you are, Miss. As you
can see, your hat is safe...
**[11:09] ---**
Miss...?
**[11:20] ---**
Um...
**[11:30] ---**
Have you shrunk, Miss?
**[11:34] ---**
What a thing to say to
someone you've just met!
**[11:37] ---**
I may not look it, but I am
growing swiftly every day!
**[11:40] ---**
P-Pardon me. I mistook you for someone else.
**[11:43] ---**
I swear! Give that back!
**[11:45] ---**
This is my hat!
**[11:47] ---**
Y-You cannot take that!
**[11:48] ---**
Because that hat belongs to Miss Nagi.
**[11:51] ---**
So it is mine!
**[11:54] ---**
So this hat belongs to me,
Nagi Sanzenin, right?!
**[12:00] ---**
What?!
**[12:01] ---**
It can't be! This bitsy kid is Miss Nagi?!
**[12:04] ---**
Don't call me bitsy!
**[12:06] ---**
**Which means... No... Just because
anything can happen in this anime...**
**[12:10] ---**
**Surely not!**
**[12:12] ---**
**I've suddenly time traveled to the past?!**
**[12:15] ---**
**No, no matter what, that can't possibly be!**
**[12:19] ---**
**No, there's just no way!**
**[12:31] ---**
P-Please excuse me.
**[12:32] ---**
What is today's date?
**[12:35] ---**
Peperoncino?
**[12:36] ---**
Neapolitan, spaghettino carbonara?
**[12:38] ---**
*Ack! He's a foreigner, so
I can't understand him!*
**[12:41] ---**
So long, commoner.
**[12:43] ---**
I am in a hurry. Do not make any
more trouble for anyone else.
**[12:46] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[12:47] ---**
Please wait!
**[12:48] ---**
What are you doing?! Are
you a kidnapper, too?!
**[12:50] ---**
I-I'm not! I'm no kidnapper...
**[12:53] ---**
I swear! Let go!
**[12:55] ---**
I swear, it's because of people like you...
**[12:58] ---**
**At any rate... At any rate, why
did I travel into the past?**
**[13:01] ---**
**If I can figure that out...**
**[13:03] ---**
This is why I do not want to go outside!
**[13:05] ---**
What?!
**[13:06] ---**
Oh! Miss!
**[13:08] ---**
P-Please wait!
**[13:10] ---**
Please wait, Miss.
**[13:12] ---**
**I need to switch up my thinking.**
**[13:14] ---**
**If this is the past and this child
is the Miss as a little girl...**
**[13:18] ---**
**If I start now...**
**[13:19] ---**
**If I start now, I can fix
that super-indoor lifestyle!**
**[13:23] ---**
**And if I do, she might
be able to become a girl,**
**[13:25] ---**
**who genuinely feels moved by
the blue oceans and skies!**
**[13:28] ---**
Hey, commoner, what are you
smirking about all on your own?
**[13:32] ---**
**I'll do it! It'll be fine!**
**[13:34] ---**
**I know I can do it!**
**[13:35] ---**
**I will use my abilities to change the Miss!**
**[13:38] ---**
So, Miss...
**[13:40] ---**
Come on a date with me.
**[13:47] ---**
Huh?
**[13:48] ---**
In the end, a first class lady should be a
child who plays under the sun as children should.
**[13:52] ---**
So please come spend a little time with me.
**[13:58] ---**
W-Well, I won't mind, but...
**[14:01] ---**
Will you be all right?
**[14:02] ---**
With what?
**[14:03] ---**
Well, how to put it...
**[14:09] ---**
I'm being targeted by Mafia
kidnappers right now.
**[14:21] ---**
What are you doing being targeted
by bona fide Sicilian Mafia?!
**[14:23] ---**
Easy for you to ask! It's
a problem for me, too!
**[14:37] ---**
Barbeque, hotcake, soft serve ice cream!
**[14:37] ---**
"I've lost visual on target!"
**[14:44] ---**
"Send the next assassin."
**[14:44] ---**
Italian stallion.
**[14:55] ---**
I swear...
**[14:56] ---**
This is why I do not like going outside!
**[15:00] ---**
**I see!**
**[15:02] ---**
**It's because she's had experiences
like this since she was little...**
**[15:05] ---**
**That's why she stays indoors like that.**
**[15:07] ---**
I know, Miss! Let us go to the
ocean together to go stargazing!
**[15:11] ---**
Huh?
**[15:15] ---**
Fool.
**[15:17] ---**
These things always happen to me.
**[15:19] ---**
I do not wish to go outside.
**[15:21] ---**
It'll be fine.
**[15:22] ---**
In the past or the future,
I will always protect you.
**[15:27] ---**
So let us go together...
**[15:28] ---**
Come with me to go stargazing.
**[15:35] ---**
All right! Then it is a promise!
**[15:40] ---**
It will be all right.
**[15:42] ---**
How about we take those guys
out before we go stargazing?
**[15:50] ---**
Take those guys out?
**[15:51] ---**
How in the world will you do that?
**[15:53] ---**
You have nothing to worry about.
**[15:56] ---**
Now, call the police!
**[15:58] ---**
For all the cool posturing, you're
awfully reliant on others.
**[16:03] ---**
Pacific saury are cheap today!
**[16:03] ---**
"Not so fast!"
**[16:05] ---**
Miss!
**[16:30] ---**
Ich liebe dich!
**[16:30] ---**
"We're going after them!"
**[16:31] ---**
Comment allez-vous!
**[16:31] ---**
"They're not getting away!"
**[16:36] ---**
It will be all right!
**[16:39] ---**
I will protect you, without fail!
**[17:07] ---**
"Where did they go?!"
**[17:07] ---**
Lady Erika!
**[17:08] ---**
"Find them!"
**[17:08] ---**
Ebi-chan!
**[17:09] ---**
Leah Dizon!
**[17:09] ---**
"Don't let them get away!"
**[17:11] ---**
You're pretty good.
**[17:13] ---**
What?
**[17:14] ---**
I have faith in you!
**[17:16] ---**
Miss...
**[17:18] ---**
Yes, Miss!
**[17:21] ---**
"Prepare to meet your fate!"
**[17:21] ---**
Cabaret club!
**[17:23] ---**
I'm going to borrow this!
**[17:32] ---**
Nabeshin, Nabeshin?!
**[17:32] ---**
"Uh, where did they disappear to?!"
**[17:54] ---**
Goddamn!
**[17:54] ---**
"What has my life been..."
**[18:29] ---**
It is all over, Miss.
**[18:38] ---**
I am sorry.
**[18:39] ---**
I have put holes in your precious hat.
**[18:41] ---**
That's fine. It's a testament
to how you protected me.
**[18:45] ---**
If you had not saved me,
I may have died here.
**[18:51] ---**
Could it be... The reason I was
summoned to the past was...
**[18:55] ---**
Then, as promised, shall we do
some stargazing here together?
**[19:12] ---**
My hat...
**[19:16] ---**
Call my name so that it reaches me
**[19:25] ---**
Because your echoing voice
will stir up the wind
**[19:30] ---**
Liar...
**[19:31] ---**
Liar
**[19:33] ---**
Reach out that hand to hold mine
**[19:38] ---**
It'll bring a smile to my face
**[19:43] ---**
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[19:44] ---**
Hayate!
**[19:46] ---**
Miss?
**[19:47] ---**
What happened? Where did you go?
**[19:47] ---**
...look at the present and start walking
**[19:49] ---**
Both Maria and I have been
worried for you all this time.
**[19:52] ---**
And what are *you* doing here, Miss?
**[19:54] ---**
Huh?
**[19:55] ---**
Uh... W-Well, what does it matter?
**[19:58] ---**
Liar
**[19:58] ---**
I was just getting back at
that idiot, who made me cry.
**[20:04] ---**
At a brisk pace, all alone
**[20:13] ---**
Without even noticing what color the sky was
**[20:16] ---**
The time difference between Mykonos
Island and Japan is minus 7 hours.
**[20:17] ---**
I simply walked
**[20:19] ---**
Right about now, they are probably gazing
upon the beautiful starry sky of the Aegean Sea.
**[20:22] ---**
I want to be loved, to feel that touch
**[20:24] ---**
And yet, we alone must remain at home...
**[20:28] ---**
Are you trying to comfort me, Tama?
**[20:30] ---**
Well, thanks to that, I have
this quality time with you now.
**[20:31] ---**
The sense of continually seeking
**[20:34] ---**
We have never gone stargazing
just the two of us.
**[20:35] ---**
Used to darken my days
**[20:36] ---**
*Not that I want to gaze up at
Nerima's murky night sky with you.*
**[20:39] ---**
I see, I see, so you're lonely, too!
**[20:41] ---**
Until the day I met you
**[20:42] ---**
Aw, there, there! There, there!
**[20:47] ---**
These children are my life. Just kidding...
**[20:50] ---**
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[20:54] ---**
What the heck? Yer still up?
**[20:57] ---**
Yes.
**[20:58] ---**
Do you suppose Hayate is also gazing upon
the same starry night sky on Mykonos Island?
**[20:59] ---**
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[21:02] ---**
Maybe. But the sky over there's
probably filled with more stars.
**[21:06] ---**
Yes...
**[21:07] ---**
When we start walking, the
world will come to our side
**[21:07] ---**
That is the constellation Boötes.
**[21:09] ---**
Next to it is the Big Dipper.
**[21:12] ---**
And beyond that is...
**[21:13] ---**
Oh? There is a leak in the roof there.
**[21:15] ---**
Darn it.
**[21:16] ---**
Someday, I'll take you to see the
starry night sky of the Aegean Sea.
**[21:17] ---**
Morning will come
**[21:19] ---**
And we'll feel the wind...
**[21:21] ---**
Yes, I will be looking forward to it.
**[21:25] ---**
What were you thinking about, Hina?
**[21:27] ---**
Just wondering if Nagi and the others
are looking at the same stars, too.
**[21:31] ---**
I was, too!
**[21:34] ---**
For you, I will remain by your side
**[21:36] ---**
**Oh, Nagi. She said she was going to look
for Hayate and that was the last...**
**[21:41] ---**
All through the flowering season
**[21:47] ---**
And for all time beyond that
**[21:47] ---**
Goodness, the stars certainly are
beautiful, aren't they, Miss?
**[21:51] ---**
Going stargazing outside once
in a while isn't so bad.
**[21:52] ---**
It's my wish to stay with you
**[21:59] ---**
Thank you... for protecting me.
**[22:02] ---**
What?
**[22:03] ---**
I mean...
**[22:05] ---**
I'll be counting on you in the future, too.
**[22:08] ---**
Yes, I look forward to it!
**[22:19] ---**
Namae yonde boku ni todoku-youmi
Call my name so that it reaches me
**[22:28] ---**
Hibiku koe wa kaze o okosu kara
Because your echoing voice will stir up the wind
**[22:36] ---**
Daijoubu
It'll be okay
**[22:37] ---**
Namae yonde sora ni hibiku-youni
Call my name so it echoes to the skies
**[22:46] ---**
Mayoi-michi mo kitto futari nara
Even lost, with the two of us, surely...
**[22:54] ---**
Arukidasu toki sekai ga mikata ni kawaru
When we start walking, the world will come to our side
**[23:04] ---**
Asa ga kuru
Morning will come
**[23:07] ---**
Bokura wa kaze o kanjite...
And we'll feel the wind...
**[23:13] ---**
Tsunaida te to te hanasanai
I won't let go of your hand
**[23:18] ---**
Mamoritainda
I want to protect you
**[23:23] ---**
Saa ikou bokura wa
Come on, let's go, we'll...
**[23:27] ---**
Ima o mitsumete aruki-hajimeru
...look at the present and start walking
**[23:41] ---**
**[23:55] ---**
See you!
# Season 2
# 1 - The Forbidden Freestyle Marathon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:30] Narr**
Do you know that there are stinking rich tycoons living in Japan?
**[01:38] Narr**
And do you know that, completely by accident, a young butler is up to his neck in debt...
**[01:44] Narr**
and is now in the service of an heiress to one of these tycoons?
**[01:53] Maria**
When we're done here, let's go and clean the second floor too, Hayate-kun.
**[01:57] Hayate**
Yes, let's do that, Maria-san.
***SIGN*** 16 years old Birthday: November 11th Blood Type A The Protagonist in Debt Hayate Ayasaki
**[02:00] narr**
His name is Hayate Ayasaki.
**[02:04] narr**
His parents saddled him with a debt of 150 million yen.
***SIGN*** Hayate-kun, please take care of this for us!
**[02:09] Narr**
On a sudden impulse to kidnap Nagi Sanzenin, he accosted her...
**[02:14] Narr**
which she took as a romantic confession and promptly fell in love with him.
***SIGN*** 13 years old Birthday: December 3rd Blood Type AB The Epitome of a Highborn Lady Nagi Sanzenin
**[02:19] Narr**
However, because Nagi was stinking rich, she was kidnapped for real, and when Hayate rescued her,
**[02:24] Narr**
she fell even deeper in love with him.
**[02:27] Narr**
Hayate had no place to stay, so he begged Nagi to employ him as her butler,
**[02:32] Narr**
and subsequently, she gave him a forty-year no-interest, no-collateral loan to pay off his debt,
**[02:37] Narr**
and after that, he started attending Nagi's school and met lots of new people,
**[02:42] Narr**
and became acquainted with their talking pet tiger...
**[02:45] tama**
What?
**[02:47] narr**
Anyway, Hayate gives all he has, day and night, to become the ultimate butler...
**[02:50] narr**
so that he can repay Nagi for all she has done for him.
***SIGN*** 17 years old Birthday: December 24th Blood Type O The Model Maid of the Sanzenin Family Maria
**[02:55] Maria**
Do you think anyone will understand that plot summary?
**[02:59] narr**
Probably...
**[03:02] narr**
So, without further ado, here's the first episode of Hayate the Combat Butler: Second Season!
***SIGN*** The Forbidden Freestyle Marathon!
***SIGN*** January 29th
***SIGN*** What are you reading, Ojou-sama?
***SIGN*** Hakuou Gakuin Long Distance Running Competition February 1st (Tue)
***SIGN*** Ah, there's a long distance running competition on the first of February, is there?
**[03:28] nagi**
Right, I've made up my mind!
**[03:30] nagi**
The first of February is my day off!
**[03:32] Maria**
Why are you up to no good this morning?
**[03:36] nagi**
Wh-What are you saying, Maria?!
**[03:38] nagi**
You're not actually suggesting that I take part in that murderous stampede, are you?!
**[03:44] Maria**
You're so melodramatic...
**[03:45] Haya**
But even though Ojou-sama is in high school, she's still only thirteen years old.
**[03:50] Haya**
She'd probably find it pretty hard to run the same distance as everyone else.
**[03:53] Haya**
Yeah, exactly!
**[03:54] Maria**
You don't have to worry about that. You can choose what distance you want to run.
**[04:00] Maria**
Please make sure you actually pick a distance though.
**[04:06] nagi**
So, you're saying I should practice for the competition?
**[04:09] haya**
Yes. Running without proper preparation is bad for your body.
**[04:14] nagi**
I think it's worse for my body to be in clothes like these when it's this damn cold.
**[04:20] nagi**
But, more importantly...
**[04:21] nagi**
Why are these guys here?!
**[04:24] wata**
Yo!
***SIGN*** 13 years old Birthday: August 30th Blood Type AB Video Rental Store Owner Wataru Tachibana
**[04:29] saki**
Good morning.
***SIGN*** 20 years old Birthday: June 17th Blood Type B Wataru's Maid Saki Kijima
**[04:34] izumi**
We came to watch.
***SIGN*** 13 years old Birthday: September 24th Blood Type O The Second Highborn Lady: The Priestess of Light Isumi Saginomiya
**[04:39] saku**
Make sure you're the funny guy!
***SIGN*** 13 years old Birthday: April 3rd Blood Type AB The Third Highborn Lady: The Kansai Comedy Connection Sakuya Aizawa
**[04:44] haya**
Wataru-kun, Saki-san, Isumi-san and Sakuya-san have all come to cheer you on because they were worried about you.
**[04:51] haya**
Isn't that nice of them?
**[04:52] saku**
Actually, I think it's a waste of effort.
**[04:55] wata**
Yeah, Nagi can't run long distances.
**[04:58] nagi**
How can you call that cheering me on?!
**[05:00] haya**
Now, now...
**[05:03] nagi**
I'll do some practice runs because you want me to, but I'm not entering the competition!
**[05:08] haya**
Gotcha. Shall we get started then?
**[05:12] nagi**
Ah, what a pain.
**[05:20] wata**
Do you really expect her to do this?
**[05:22] wata**
Her hatred for exercise is quite something.
**[05:24] haya**
She'll be fine!
***SIGN*** Start
**[05:26] haya**
As soon as she realizes how much fun sports are, I'm sure even Nagi will...
***SIGN*** 5 Minutes Later...
**[05:39] nagi**
I... can't... go... on...
**[05:43] haya**
Wait, you've only done...
***SIGN*** About 50 meters...
**[05:48] wata**
See? Told you.
**[05:50] saku**
That's too cliché for the funny guy.
**[05:52] haya**
Ojou-sama, perhaps you're just not feeling well?
**[05:57] nagi**
Don't be stupid! The human body simply isn't meant for running!
**[06:02] nagi**
Running such long distances all of a sudden will undoubtedly lead me to certain death!
**[06:07] haya**
She thinks long distance means fifty meters...
**[06:09] saku**
Well, considering it's Nagi, she did pretty well.
**[06:12] wata**
I thought she'd collapse after three meters.
**[06:15] nagi**
Shut it!
**[06:16] nagi**
Anyway, that's all I'm doing today.
**[06:18] haya**
Ojou-sama!
**[06:19] klaus**
Boy, that display of butlering was most inadequate.
**[06:24] haya**
Klaus-san...
***SIGN*** 58 years old Birthday: April 18th Blood Type A Head Butler of the Sanzenin Family Klaus
**[06:25] klaus**
It's been a whole month since you arrived at this household.
**[06:29] klaus**
I've been keeping my eye on you and, as Head Butler, I have to say that...
**[06:33] klaus**
you have been corrupting your mistress instead of guiding her!
**[06:37] klaus**
You!
**[06:39] nagi**
Who did you say was being corrupted?
**[06:42] klaus**
Ojou-sama, you're so full of life.
**[06:44] nagi**
Hayate's doing a fine job as a butler.
**[06:47] nagi**
He's always protecting me!
**[06:49] klaus**
If protecting you was all that mattered, we'd employ an ordinary bodyguard!
**[06:51] klaus**
If you can't guide your mistress in the right direction, you'll never become a first-class butler!
**[06:56] nagi**
Then, I'll win the long distance competition,
**[06:59] nagi**
to prove to you that Hayate *IS* a first-class butler!
**[07:02] klasu**
Are you sure you want to say that?
**[07:04] klasu**
If you don't win, I'll make sure he quits his job as butler.
**[07:07] nagi**
I-I can do it. Isn't that right, Hayate?
**[07:11] klaus**
Then, it's agreed. I look forward to the competition.
**[07:19] klaus**
You've made a whopper of a promise there.
**[07:22] wata**
If you want to win...
**[07:24] nagi**
I know. It's not just the others I have to beat - I have to beat *her* too.
***SIGN*** Her
**[07:36] hina**
The long distance competition?
***SIGN*** 15 years old Birthday: March 3rd Blood Type O President of Hakuou Gakuin Student Council Hinagiku Katsura
**[07:41] haya**
Yes. As President of the Student Council, you must be pretty busy with all the preparations.
**[07:47] hina**
I guess I am. But I'm planning to participate too.
**[07:52] nagi**
If I race against Hinagiku, I've got no chance.
**[07:55] nagi**
Find out what distance she's not running.
**[07:59] haya**
So, what distance will you be running?
**[08:04] hina**
I'm running all of them.
**[08:06] haya**
I see...
**[08:07] hina**
I assume you're asking because you want to find out what distances I won't be running...
**[08:13] hina**
so that you can help Nagi win somehow by choosing that one.
**[08:22] hina**
But it looks like Nagi's starting to change if she's made up her mind to join an event like this.
**[08:30] hina**
So, with that in mind, you can have this one.
**[08:35] Hayate**
What's this?
**[08:35] haya**
The Freestyle Marathon?
**[08:38] hina**
The Chairman has decided to revisit five sports events which are part of Hakuou Gakuin tradition this year.
**[08:45] hina**
This is one of them, but I don't know any details about it.
**[08:48] haya**
I see.
**[08:50] hina**
Incidentally, each event has a monetary prize for the winner.
**[08:54] hina**
The total amount is apparently 150 million yen.
**[08:58] haya**
150 million...
**[08:59] yuki**
What did ya say?!
**[09:01] haya**
Whoa, Katsura-sensei!
**[09:02] yuki**
Are they really offering 150 million yen as the prize?!
***SIGN*** 28 years old Birthday: November 10th Blood Type B World History Teacher at Hakuou Gakuin. Hinagiku's Sister Yukiji Katsura
**[09:05] yuki**
Can teachers take part too?!
**[09:06] hina**
Y-Yeah. It's a pairs race and anyone can join, but...
**[09:11] yuki**
I see.
**[09:13] yuki**
If I had that much money...
**[09:14] yuki**
I could buy all the booze I'd ever want!
**[09:20] haya**
Do you think Katsura-sensei is serious?
**[09:22] hina**
It's hard to believe she's actually my sister...
**[09:26] haya**
The Freestyle Marathon. A pairs race with a prize of 150 million yen...
**[09:32] haya**
If I had that much money, I could pay back my loan.
**[09:38] narr**
The much-anticipated competition is only two days away...
***SIGN*** January 30th
**[09:51] maria**
You don't actually have any stamina, do you? You're always taking breaks...
**[09:55] nagi**
That's not true. Hayate's just training me too hard!
**[09:59] maria**
But you made a deal with Klaus-san, didn't you? If you don't win the race, Hayate-kun will...
**[10:05] maria**
Hayate-kun, are you okay with a wager like that?
**[10:07] maria**
I've heard that the Freestyle Marathon is one of the toughest of the five traditional Hakuou Gakuin events.
**[10:15] haya**
It'll be fine.
**[10:17] haya**
I have faith that she'll win the race no matter how tough it is!
**[10:22] haya**
It'll be fine, won't it, Ojou-sama?
**[10:24] nagi**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:26] haya**
Shall we continue our training then?
**[10:30] nagi**
Already?
**[10:39] haya**
So on that note, you're very flexible.
**[10:44] nagi**
I-I am?
**[10:46] haya**
Yes.
**[10:46] haya**
It's pretty easy to stretch this far.
**[10:49] haya**
Wow, that's really good!
**[10:51] haya**
You've never done any training, but you can still bend that far.
**[10:53] haya**
I think you have a talent for sports!
**[10:56] nagi**
Y-You think so?
**[11:00] nagi**
Maybe I should try a bit harder then?
**[11:03] haya**
That's a great idea! I bet you're a real sporting genius!
**[11:06] nagi**
Okay! I'll give it a go!
**[11:10] maria**
Impressive. He has helped her overcome her hatred of exercising...
**[11:13] maria**
and she's now ready to train under her own steam.
**[11:30] Narr**
And so...
**[11:33] Narr**
The afternoon of the Long Distance Competition has arrived.
**[11:42] yuki**
The total prize is 150 million yen...
**[11:45] yuki**
If I had that much money, I could literally drown myself in my beloved Dom Perignon!
**[11:49] yuki**
I'm going to win! I'm going to do it!
**[11:52] miki**
What was that all about?
***SIGN*** 16 years old Birthday: September 9th Blood Type AB Vice Chairman Blue Miki Hanabishi
**[11:58] izumi**
Katsura-chan looks so energetic today, too, doesn't she?
***SIGN*** 16 years old
Birthday: June 21st
Blood Type A
Chairman Red
Izumi Segawa
**[12:02] miki**
How can they even do this whole long distance thing?
**[12:05] izu**
Oh yeah, you don't like sports, do you?
**[12:08] izu**
I took part in the 500m with Risa-chin.
**[12:11] miki**
Why doesn't everyone just make up some kind of excuse?
**[12:13] miki**
Especially that Freestyle Marathon. I don't get why anyone would want to run in it.
**[12:16] hina**
Oh, there you are.
***SIGN*** 16 years old Birthday: July 13th Blood Type O 'Friend or Foe Public' Morals Officer Black Risa Asakaze
**[12:26] miki**
Oh, it's Miss President of the Student Council...
**[12:30] miki**
who's won every single race in the first-year women's bracket so far.
**[12:32] izu**
Congrats, Hina-chan!
**[12:33] hina**
Thank you.
**[12:34] miki**
If you win the freestyle, you'll have won the whole lot.
**[12:38] miki**
So, good luck.
**[12:40] hina**
What are you talking about? You're running too.
**[12:43] miki**
What?
**[12:45] hina**
You're the only person who hasn't run at all yet.
**[12:49] hina**
So you should at least participate in the last race.
**[12:51] hina**
I'll make sure you get to the finish line.
**[12:55] miki**
You guys knew, didn't you?!
**[12:57] risa**
The Freestyle Marathon is one whole lap of the Hakuou Gakuin campus,
**[13:00] risa**
so it's quite a distance.
**[13:02] izu**
Don't give up! Good luck!
**[13:05] miki**
No!
**[13:08] ann**
The last event is about to begin.
**[13:10] ann**
Could all runners please make their way to the start line.
**[13:13] haya**
Oh wow, there are a lot more people here than I thought there would be.
**[13:17] haya**
Ojou-sama, this might be harder than-
**[13:20] nagi**
If I lose, Hayate will be fired. I have to win this!
**[13:27] haya**
You've done well in your training.
**[13:30] haya**
We're a team, so I'll make up for your inadequacies if necessary.
**[13:34] haya**
Let's reach the finish line together!
**[13:36] nagi**
Hayate...
**[13:41] man**
Excuse me...
**[13:43] Hayate**
Yes?
**[13:44] man**
Before you think about reaching the finish line, you should probably cross the starting line first.
**[13:49] haya**
When did they-
**[13:52] nagi**
Never mind that! Let's go, Hayate!
**[13:53] Hayate**
Right!
**[13:57] maria**
I wonder if Hayate-kun will be okay...
**[14:01] izu**
The Freestyle Marathon has finally begun.
**[14:04] izu**
Who will conquer this mountain of tradition and claim the prize money?
**[14:07] izu**
Commentary today is brought to you by the Student Council Broadcasting Department along with some guests.
**[14:12] izu**
Our first guest is Saki Kijima. Thanks for coming!
**[14:16] saki**
Th-Thank you.
**[14:18] saki**
I'm only here to bring the young master his lunch...
**[14:20] saki**
How did I end up here?
**[14:22] izu**
And what about you? Who do you think is going to win this?
**[14:26] saki**
What?!
**[14:27] saki**
G-Good question...
**[14:29] saki**
I-I think the person who crosses the line first will win!
**[14:36] izu**
Then, the person who finishes after that will be in second, right?
**[14:40] izu**
That was Saki, Wataru Tachibana's maid. Thank you for being here today!
**[14:44] wata**
Saki, you...
**[14:47] yuki**
If I cross the line first, I'll win!
**[14:49] yuki**
Strength equals power!
**[14:53] kaoru**
Hey, Katsura! You're going too fast! You'll wear yourself out!
**[14:57] kaoru**
Geez, why do I have to partner with you?
***SIGN*** 28 years old Birthday: January 9th Blood type A PE Teacher at Hakuou Gakuin Kyonosuke Kaoru
**[15:02] yuki**
It's lonely at the front!
**[15:10] ayu**
A long distance competition...
***SIGN*** 16 years old Birthday: May 15th Blood type A Classmate of Hayate at his previous school Ayumu Nishizawa
**[15:13] ayu**
I wonder if Hayate-kun is participating in it.
***SIGN*** 13 years old Birthday: June 16th Blood Type A Ayumu's Brother Kazuki Nishizawa
**[15:18] kazu**
I wonder if Nagi-san is participating, too.
**[15:35] haya**
It looks like we're lagging a bit behind the lead group.
**[15:39] haya**
Can you still run, Ojou-sama?
**[15:43] haya**
That was a silly question, wasn't it?
**[15:46] haya**
Time to put our plan into action!
**[15:48] nagi**
O-Our plan?
**[15:50] haya**
Apparently, all you have to do is finish one lap and you're allowed to take shortcuts.
**[15:55] haya**
So, all I have to do is carry you straight to the finish line.
**[15:59] nagi**
H-Hold on a minute, you idiot!
**[16:01] haya**
It'll be fine.
**[16:02] haya**
It's not an official route, so there may be some obstacles...
**[16:06] nagi**
That's not it.
**[16:08] nagi**
You said you'd carry me, but my clothes are all really sweaty from running...
**[16:16] haya**
I don't mind that at all.
**[16:18] haya**
But I do!
**[16:19] haya**
You can't win if you keep worrying about every little thing.
**[16:23] nagi**
You idiot!
**[16:27] miki**
I know we're allowed to take shortcuts,
**[16:29] miki**
but is this really safe?
**[16:32] hina**
We'll be fine. We're still on campus and there are two of us.
**[16:38] hina**
Even if one of us gets lost, the other can go and get help.
**[16:40] miki**
That's not what I call *safe*!
**[16:42] miki**
Besides, you don't think about others!
**[16:44] miki**
You assume that everyone else can do what you can.
**[16:47] miki**
I'm fragile. If we stumbled into danger...
**[16:50] hina**
Don't worry.
**[16:53] hina**
If anything happens, I'll protect you.
**[16:58] miki**
You play dirty...
**[17:02] haya**
It looks like our plan's a success!
**[17:05] haya**
What's the matter, Ojou-sama?
**[17:07] nagi**
Just kill me.
**[17:09] haya**
What are you talking about?
**[17:11] haya**
We're going for gold.
**[17:12] mv**
I wouldn't be so sure about that.
**[17:17] mv**
Who did that?
***SIGN*** 17 years old Birthday: July 4th Blood Type O Strongest First-Class Butler of the Ookouchi Family Himuro Saeki
***SIGN*** 10 years old Birthday: September 29th Blood Type B Heir to the Ookouchi Family Taiga Ookouchi
**[17:30] haya**
You're participating in the race, too?
**[17:32] himu**
Yeah. And I must win,
**[17:36] himu**
because I love money.
**[17:39] haya**
Quite the eloquent, worldly delivery, I see...
**[17:43] himu**
I'm pure.
**[17:45] himu**
That's why I'm going to eliminate my biggest threats here and now!
**[17:57] himu**
You won't escape so easily.
**[18:00] tai**
Himuro!
**[18:04] himu**
This is the end of the line.
**[18:07] maria**
Hold it right there!
**[18:11] maria**
We protect the weak and crush the strong!
**[18:13] maria**
We are the Defenders of Justice:
**[18:15] maria**
Maid Black Max Heart!
**[18:17] saki**
Maid White Max Heart!
**[18:21] both**
M-Max Heart...
**[18:25] maria**
Hey wait, where are you going?
**[18:27] Haya**
Excuse us, but we're in a rush, too.
**[18:33] maria**
S-So, it actually turned out all right, didn't it?
**[18:38] saki**
I suppose...
**[18:42] haya**
Nonohara-san.
**[18:44] nono**
We're going for the gold as well.
***SIGN*** 18 years old Birthday: August 12th Blood Type A Top First-Class Butler of the Azumamiya Family Kaede Nonohara
**[18:49] nono**
So, I'm going to stop you right here.
**[18:52] azu**
Yeah, that's right!
***SIGN*** 18 years old Birthday: June 24th Blood Type A Pathetic Heir to the Azumamiya Family Kotaro Azumamiya
**[18:54] azu**
A stupid piece of crap like you is only good for being beaten up by Nonohara.
**[18:57] azu**
He'll make you squeal like a pig!
**[19:01] nono**
Master.
**[19:04] nono**
I keep telling you that men must always behave like gentlemen and yet you continue...
**[19:06] nono**
to use such bad language!
**[19:08] azu**
I'm... sorry...
**[19:12] haya**
Anyway, if we reach the finish line, we should be first.
**[19:16] hina**
Not so fast, Hayate-kun,
**[19:19] hina**
I won't let you go any further.
**[19:24] saki**
Hina... I can't run any further...
**[19:27] hina**
Oh, here's some water.
**[19:31] hina**
So, as you can see, I can't let you get ahead of us.
**[19:34] haya**
I think she picked the wrong person to partner with.
**[19:36] hina**
Have you been carrying Nagi for the whole race?
**[19:41] haya**
Huh? Well, most of it, I guess.
**[19:44] hina**
Tell me this then, Nagi: why did you even enter this race?
**[19:51] nagi**
P-People who can't run just can't run. Not everyone can run as well as you can!
**[19:58] hina**
But still, through all the pain and the suffering and thinking that you might actually die...
**[20:05] hina**
true happiness awaits you; a feeling you wouldn't trade for anything else.
**[20:09] haya**
Ojou-sama, the finish line is straight ahead. It's not far, so please, run on ahead.
**[20:19] haya**
I'll stall Hinagiku-san.
**[20:22] hina**
I see. But knowing Nagi's stamina, will she be able to make it to the finish line?
**[20:28] haya**
She'll be fine. I trained her myself.
**[20:33] nagi**
Hayate...
**[20:41] hina**
I guess I should make a move on, too. A big one.
**[20:45] hina**
Here I come, Hayate-kun!
**[20:47] haya**
Let's go! Charge at me all you want.
**[20:51] haya**
However!
**[20:52] haya**
We're on a suspension bridge.
***SIGN*** Hinagiku Katsura Things she doesn't like: Heights
**[21:03] haya**
Maybe I should try shaking it.
**[21:05] hina**
No, you jerk! Don't move!
**[21:07] hina**
Creep! Meanie!
**[21:09] haya**
I'm a butler, so I will do anything and everything for my mistress.
**[21:14] hina**
You jerk!
**[21:17] haya**
Now it's up to you, Ojou-sama...
**[21:24] izu**
The freestyle marathon is drawing to a close.
**[21:27] izu**
The first runner has finally entered the stadium!
**[21:30] izu**
What's this? In first place, it's Nagi Sanzenin!
**[21:32] izu**
The finish line's in sight!
**[21:35] nagi**
This is strange.
**[21:36] nagi**
Just a moment ago, I was suffering.
**[21:39] nagi**
But now, it's easier to breathe.
**[21:42] nagi**
My feet feel light, too.
**[21:44] hina**
Through all the pain, true happiness awaits you.
**[21:49] nagi**
So, this is what Hinagiku was talking about.
**[21:52] nagi**
I get it now. Maybe sports aren't so bad after all.
**[21:58] izu**
She's almost at the finish line!
**[22:06] nagi**
Now Hayate won't be fired...
**[22:19] yuki**
First place!
**[22:23] yuki**
Hurray, I won!
**[22:28] haya**
In that one moment, I went from being a butler in debt to being a pathetic bum in debt...
**[24:06] nagi**
Hayate! It's finally started!
**[24:08] Haya**
Yes, the second season's here.
**[24:09] Haya**
I think they call it Season Two in English.
**[24:12] nagi**
But why did it have to start with a marathon?
**[24:15] nagi**
What if I have to go to hospital because I've strained all my muscles?
**[24:18] haya**
You're exaggerating again.
**[24:19] haya**
Maybe it was the best way to introduce all the main characters in one go?
**[24:24] nagi**
Wow, Hayate, you're pretty sharp.
**[24:26] haya**
Yes, I am your butler, after all!
**[24:29] haya**
Anyway, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Money's Tiger*.
**[24:33] nagi**
Hayate, it's the eye of the tiger!
# 2 - Money's Tiger
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:39] nagi**
I-I'm sorry. I lost by one measly step...
**[01:44] haya**
Please don't worry about it. There's bound to be a parallel universe out there where you won.
**[01:51] nagi**
Hayate?
**[01:54] narr**
Oh yes, Hayate's fate...
***SIGN*** Money's Tiger
**[02:02] nagi**
Why has Hayate been fired?!
**[02:06] nagi**
I came second in the marathon!
**[02:08] nagi**
Second!
**[02:09] nagi**
And that's all because of Hayate's lousy training!
**[02:12] klaus**
I have the utmost respect for what he managed to achieve in that regard.
**[02:16] ---**
So...!
**[02:18] klaus**
However, the deal we made was that I would fire him if you failed to finish in first.
**[02:25] klaus**
It's a shame. Really.
**[02:28] klaus**
Anyway, I've got some new applicants who would be more than worthy to be your butler. Let's pick one...
**[02:35] nagi**
Then, I'll fire you too.
**[02:41] klaus**
Wh-Why?
**[02:43] nagi**
The shortcomings of your subordinates are your responsibility, aren't they?
**[02:47] nagi**
You agree with me, don't you, Maria?
**[02:49] maria**
Certainly.
**[02:50] klaus**
M-Maria! Please talk some sense into her!
**[02:53] maria**
Um... Right...
**[03:01] klaus**
We haven't much time.
**[03:04] klaus**
Take these and go.
**[03:06] klaus**
Ojou-sama's fate is in your hands.
**[03:13] maria**
Maid Black Max Heart!
**[03:20] maria**
Perhaps firing him isn't a bad idea after all.
**[03:23] nagi**
See what I mean?
**[03:29] Haya**
No, this is my responsibility.
**[03:33] ---**
Hayate...
**[03:34] Haya**
No matter how much spin you put on it, I lost the wager.
**[03:37] ---**
Ojou-sama wasn't able to finish in first place.
**[03:40] Haya**
And I take full responsibility for that.
**[03:44] Maria**
Hayate-kun...
**[03:46] haya**
I will leave this mansion.
**[03:49] haya**
Klaus-san, let's go find a new place to work together!
**[03:52] klaus**
What? W-Wait a second...
**[03:57] klaus**
If you're that determined, I'm willing to give you a second chance.
**[04:03] nagi**
He folded.
**[04:05] maria**
Klaus-san totally folded.
**[04:07] haya**
What's this "second chance" you just mentioned?
**[04:12] Klaus**
You have to go to a specific place to carry out some training.
**[04:15] haya**
A specific place?
**[04:19] Klaus**
The name of this place is:
**[04:23] ---**
The Butler's Tiger Den!
**[04:25] Klaus**
The Butler's Tiger Den!
**[04:28] haya**
The Butler's Tiger Den?
**[04:31] haya**
So basically, if I go there, I can become Ojou-sama's butler again.
**[04:37] haya**
Ojou-sama, please don't worry.
**[04:41] haya**
I will overcome this challenge and return to you.
**[04:48] nagi**
O-Okay.
**[04:51] ---**
I shall return.
**[04:55] haya**
Ojou-sama, please wait for me.
**[04:58] haya**
I'll overcome any and all challenges...
**[05:00] haya**
and then I'll return to become your butler once more!
**[05:07] haya**
I think the reason I lost this time was my fixation on money.
**[05:14] haya**
In the end, wherever I end up, I just seem to be controlled by money anyway.
**[05:25] haya**
I guess an intellectual like her isn't tied down by money.
**[05:33] haya**
I'd like this one, please.
**[05:36] fv**
Thanks. Here's your change.
**[05:38] haya**
When was the last time I had a breakfast like this?
**[05:51] ---**
This money...
**[05:52] ---**
Yes?
**[05:53] sist**
I found it, so that makes it mine, right?
**[05:56] sist**
No, it doesn't.
**[05:58] sist**
Man, what a cheapskate.
**[06:07] haya**
We're on the same train...
**[06:10] haya**
And she's really pretty.
**[06:12] haya**
It might just be because she's wearing a habit,
**[06:16] haya**
but she looks so intelligent and pure.
**[06:41] mv**
Ya think wearin' that suit makes you a hotshot, huh?
**[06:43] haya**
What?
**[06:45] mv**
I got fired today 'cause they found out...
**[06:47] mv**
I was buyin' anime DVDs with the company's money.
**[06:50] ---**
Not jus' that, but I have a three million yen debt to my name.
**[06:54] mv**
How can I collect DVDs now?
**[06:58] haya**
What a coincidence. I was also fired today and I'm in debt too.
**[07:02] haya**
A debt of around 150 million yen...
**[07:04] mv**
I can't stomach people like ya who work day in, day out.
**[07:07] mv**
I can't stomach anime shows bein' broadcast late at night and on satellite.
**[07:12] mv**
If I miss 'em, I've got no choice but to buy the DVD.
**[07:15] mv**
The rental store doesn't stock 'em either!
**[07:18] haya**
I'm guessing you don't know what time-slot this show airs in...
**[07:21] mv**
So, the long and short of it is, I can't stomach a whole bunch of stuff.
**[07:24] mv**
That's why I'm gonna lay ya out!
**[07:30] sist**
Please stop it!
**[07:35] sist**
You poor lost little lamb... Please...
**[07:38] sist**
Take your evil hands off this fragile young boy.
**[07:44] haya**
Sister...
**[07:46] mv**
Who the hell ya tryin' to kid with that nun outfit?
**[07:50] sist**
I-I'm a real nun...
**[07:54] sist**
Please stop this. Violence will only destroy you...
**[07:58] sist**
I can tell that you are a man of purity at heart.
**[08:03] mv**
The Lord is always watching over you.
**[08:06] ---**
S-Sister...
**[08:09] mv**
What have I become?
**[08:12] mv**
Ha, whatever! Didya really think I'd say somethin' like that?
**[08:14] mv**
If anythin', I prefer Shinto priestesses!
**[08:17] mv**
Japanese men love their long red skirts!
**[08:21] mv**
The whites, the reds, and the slit up the side. Heaven!
**[08:25] mv**
That's why I'm gonna lay you out too!
**[08:29] haya**
Sister!
**[08:33] sist**
Say your prayers...
**[08:43] sist**
Amen.
**[08:47] haya**
Amazing. She didn't even flinch...
**[09:00] haya**
Please wait!
**[09:03] haya**
Thank you for helping me back there.
**[09:07] haya**
How can I show you my gratitude?
**[09:11] sist**
You can give me a teacup...
**[09:13] haya**
You what?
**[09:14] sist**
I once heard a myth that says if you help someone on a train in Japan,
**[09:18] sist**
they give you a designer teacup.
**[09:21] haya**
I'm guessing you mean that urban legend that was popular not so long ago - the one about the man on the train.
**[09:27] sist**
So, does that mean you won't give me one?
**[09:29] haya**
Well, that only applied when a man saved a woman.
**[09:37] sist**
Your face is pretty girly though!
**[09:48] haya**
If you want, you can have this.
**[09:52] haya**
Oh dear, I made her angry again.
**[09:58] sist**
May the Lord bless your soul.
***SIGN*** Alex San Marco Church (Incidentally, the Butler's Tiger Den too)
**[10:25] haya**
I-Incidentally?
**[10:28] sist**
Welcome to the Butler's Tiger Den.
**[10:30] sist**
My name is Sister Fortesia...
**[10:35] both**
What's this?
**[10:36] narr**
Hayate has just met the suspicious nun once again.
**[10:42] narr**
More in the second half.
**[10:56] nagi**
So, why is there a hamster in the house?
**[10:59] ayu**
I'm not a hamster, I'm Nishizawa! Ayumu Nishizawa!
**[11:03] nagi**
Maria, I think it wants sunflower seeds with its tea.
**[11:07] ayu**
Are you listening? Are you even listening to me, Sanzenin-chan?
**[11:10] nagi**
If you're looking for Hayate, he's not here.
**[11:12] ayu**
What?
**[11:14] nagi**
To cut a long story short, he's gone on a journey to train his mind and body.
**[11:18] ayu**
What's that? Maybe he left because he finally got sick of you.
**[11:22] nagi**
I just told you he's gone off training!
**[11:24] nagi**
Hayate's always been smitten with me!
**[11:29] ayu**
Seems like you're pretty confident about that. But is it really all right to let Hayate-kun go off by himself?
**[11:37] nagi**
What do you mean?
**[11:39] ayu**
Well, Hayate-kun's got horrible luck with women,
**[11:43] ayu**
so if he's traveling by himself, he's bound to get caught up with some strange woman...
**[11:48] haya**
Please stop, Ojou-sama.
**[11:51] nagi**
I'll be gentle, Hayate.
**[11:53] ayu**
Something like that!
**[11:54] nagi**
As if it would, you stupid hamster!
**[11:56] nagi**
What's up with your dirty imagination?!
**[11:59] maria**
But Hayate-kun is prone to getting mixed up with women...
**[12:06] nagi**
It'll be fine. Hayate will never be seduced by any other woman but me.
**[12:10] maria**
There's also the possibility of him being seduced by a man...
**[12:12] nagi**
No way! I won't allow that to happen!
**[12:17] narr**
Just as Nagi and the others suspect,
**[12:18] narr**
our main character has become mixed up with a strange woman.
**[12:22] haya**
So, you were born in Greece.
**[12:25] sist**
Yes, a Greek island called Mikonos.
**[12:28] haya**
That's in the Mediterranean.
**[12:30] haya**
It must be really beautiful there.
**[12:34] sist**
Why, yes it is! This paltry speck of a country couldn't possibly hope to match its beauty.
**[12:39] haya**
Is that right?
**[12:41] sist**
Yes.
**[12:42] sist**
Oh! Did I say something wrong?
**[12:46] sist**
I'm sorry, my Japanese isn't very good yet.
**[12:51] haya**
I see.
**[12:55] haya**
Come to think of it, what is the Butler's Tiger Den?
**[12:58] sist**
Oh, that's right.
**[13:01] sist**
This place is a facility used for retraining useless butlers,
**[13:05] sist**
even though it's clearly pointless.
**[13:10] sist**
We train up these useless, incompetent pieces of trash so they can be slightly useful.
***SIGN*** Useless, Incompetent, Pieces of Trash
**[13:20] sist**
Is something wrong?
**[13:21] haya**
Ah no... I was just considering how your forthright Japanese packs quite a punch...
**[13:27] sist**
Well, if you can't get back on your feet, then you're probably 100% trash too...
**[13:32] sist**
and you'll probably never be able to return to your master.
**[13:37] sist**
Your training starts tomorrow,
**[13:41] ---**
so please get a good night's sleep tonight.
**[13:53] haya**
Never able to return, huh?
**[13:57] haya**
Hearing her say that alarmed me.
**[14:01] haya**
I didn't let her see that it bothered me, though.
**[14:05] haya**
If I can't go back, what will I do?
**[14:10] haya**
If I can't go back...
**[14:15] haya**
I'll be back at square one - right back to where I was that one Christmas evening.
**[14:20] haya**
Alone again.
**[14:22] haya**
That night, when I had nowhere to go, nowhere to turn...
**[14:28] haya**
Ojou-sama...
**[14:33] nagi**
Oh, Hayate. How's it going?
**[14:37] haya**
Ojou-sama, why are you calling me this late at night?
**[14:39] haya**
What's wrong with it? I can't just call you whenever I feel like it now?!
**[14:47] haya**
No, of course you can.
**[14:49] nagi**
Why did you pause?
**[14:53] nagi**
You aren't mixed up with a strange woman, are you?!
**[14:58] haya**
Don't worry!
**[14:59] haya**
I don't think I could possibly become involved with a woman who's weirder than you any time soon.
**[15:04] nagi**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[15:07] nagi**
Hey, Hayate...
**[15:10] Haya**
Yes?
**[15:12] nagi**
Come back soon, okay?
**[15:19] haya**
Okay. Leave it to me.
**[15:22] haya**
I'll overcome all trials and return to you.
**[15:26] sist**
Shut up!
**[15:29] sist**
Cellphones are forbidden on church property! I'm confiscating that!
**[15:33] nagi**
Hey, who's that woman?
**[15:35] haya**
Wait a minute, Sister! No, don't touch me there!
**[15:45] nagi**
Just as I suspected, Hayate's been seduced by a strange woman.
**[15:50] nagi**
Maria!
**[15:51] maria**
Yes?
**[15:52] Nagi**
Tell me where the Butler's Tiger Den is!
**[15:55] maria**
What?
**[16:01] sist**
I'm sorry about last night. I was out of line.
**[16:05] haya**
Don't worry about it.
**[16:06] sist**
When it comes to sleep and money, I sometimes forget myself.
**[16:11] haya**
It sure looks that way.
**[16:12] sist**
I'm perfect in all other aspects.
**[16:16] haya**
About the training...
**[16:18] sist**
You shall be completing our hands-on course for butlers.
**[16:21] ayu**
Me! Me! Please pick me!
**[16:27] ayu**
Under one roof, the butler and his Ojou-sama...
**[16:33] ayu**
What a wonderful scenario...
**[16:36] sist**
It's not like that!
**[16:37] sist**
The exam you will undergo is:
**[16:42] sist**
The Butler Quest!
**[16:46] narr**
The Butler Quest is a Dungeons and Dragons quest where you have to retrieve the Butler's Medal...
**[16:55] narr**
from the depths of a massive dungeon, which the Father of this church,
**[16:59] narr**
a man who gets excited at the mere mention of the words "underground dungeon", built all by himself as a hobby.
**[17:06] haya**
Does that mean I have to form a four-man party and conquer the dungeon?
**[17:11] sist**
Excellent. You understand.
**[17:12] nagi**
I see!
**[17:16] nagi**
I don't really know what's going on, but I'm getting kind of excited!
**[17:20] haya**
Ojou-sama? When did you... wait, you want to join in too?
**[17:25] nagi**
Of course!
**[17:26] nagi**
Did you really think the heroine Nagi would sit idly by while there's a great adventure like this to be had?
**[17:31] nagi**
All right, let's go, Hayate!
**[17:34] nagi**
We'll form a party and free the world from the clutches of evil!
**[17:37] haya**
Wait! The goal's meant to be me becoming a butler again.
**[17:44] sist**
You've already found your first party member.
**[17:47] sist**
Good luck finding the rest!
**[17:50] narr**
Our butler-in-debt has started on his mission to find more members for his adventuring party.
**[17:59] yuki**
What's this, Hina?
**[18:01] hina**
The prize money for the marathon.
**[18:05] yuki**
I was told that the total prize money for the five traditional events totaled 150 million,
**[18:09] yuki**
and the prize money for the marathon alone was five million yen.
**[18:12] yuki**
So, why have I only ended up with 12,020 yen?!
**[18:15] hina**
Because I've already subtracted all the money you owe for all the debts you've piled up.
**[18:19] yuki**
I-I didn't tell you to do that! You're cruel, Hina!
**[18:22] hina**
I'm not. I didn't take the thirty thousand yen you still owe me,
**[18:26] hina**
so be grateful you got anything at all!
**[18:28] hina**
Here's a detailed invoice.
**[18:30] yuki**
You demon!
**[18:32] yuki**
You idiot, Hina! You flat-chested buffoon!
**[18:37] hina**
I am *not* flat-chested!
**[18:41] yuki**
Hina's so mean.
**[18:43] yuki**
I was so looking forward to drinking all that posh booze.
**[18:47] yuki**
Isn't there an adventure going on somewhere that'll make me a quick buck?
**[18:51] haya**
We need more members before we set out.
**[18:55] haya**
Who should we ask?
**[18:56] nagi**
Strong fighters, obviously.
**[18:59] haya**
But, we should never ask someone like Katsura-sensei.
**[19:03] nagi**
I'd imagine she'd just run into every trap she could find too.
**[19:06] yuki**
Whoa, whoa! You can't expect me to ignore that.
**[19:09] yuki**
If you're going on an adventure, you need a beautiful elf.
**[19:13] yuki**
So, Yukiji Deedlit will join your party!
**[19:16] yuki**
And jump...
**[19:18] haya**
No thanks.
**[19:20] yuki**
H-Hey, wait!
**[19:21] yuki**
Please take me with you!
**[19:24] yuki**
Take me on a journey of dreams, romance and get-rich-quick schemes!
**[19:27] haya**
Okay, okay.
**[19:30] nagi**
What makes you an elf exactly?
**[19:32] narr**
The alcoholic teacher has joined the party.
**[19:37] hina**
You want to discuss something with me?
**[19:38] haya**
Yes, I would welcome your help, Hinagiku-san.
**[19:44] hina**
What might this be for, Ayasaki-kun?
**[19:46] haya**
What? I'm sure she was calling me Hayate-kun up until recently...
**[19:50] hina**
What is it, Ayasaki-kun?
**[19:52] hina**
Would this discussion pertain to whether or not I can help you?
**[19:55] haya**
Huh? Well actually, I'm about to embark...
**[19:58] haya**
on a quest to a dungeon situated underneath the Alex San Marco Church.
**[20:02] hina**
But would I really be of any use to you? I mean I can't even cross a suspension bridge.
**[20:13] haya**
Y-You're angry about the marathon, aren't you?
**[20:16] hina**
Not particularly. I'm not angry... at all.
**[20:22] haya**
Oh great. I'm in a pinch now.
**[20:24] hina**
But I didn't realize you were such a sadist, Ayasaki-kun.
**[20:29] haya**
That was just something that happened during a battle and...
**[20:31] hina**
Is it fun to torture girls?
**[20:34] haya**
At the time, I had to help Ojou-sama and...
**[20:38] hina**
Ah, so you're saying you have a Lolita complex.
**[20:44] ---**
Um... Um... Um...
**[20:48] haya**
I'm sorry. I'll come back later!
**[20:53] hina**
What was that about?
**[20:58] hina**
Coward...
**[21:01] haya**
If I can't even ask Hinagiku-san,
**[21:03] haya**
taking those two by themselves is a pretty worrying prospect.
**[21:06] saki**
Oh, Hayate-san.
**[21:09] haya**
Saki-san?
**[21:12] saki**
I see,
**[21:15] ---**
you're looking for people you can rely on.
**[21:17] haya**
That's right. Do you know anyone, Saki-san?
**[21:21] saki**
W-Well...
**[21:27] ---**
My young master is very reliable.
**[21:33] iyo**
Evil spirits in the church?
**[21:36] sis2**
Yes. They're living in an underground dungeon, and because of it,
**[21:39] sis2**
we haven't been able to come to church.
**[21:42] iyo**
I don't know if I can be of any help, but I'll give it a go.
**[21:46] sis2**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[21:49] iyo**
You needn't thank me, Sister Fortesia.
**[21:57] haya**
So, Sister Fortesia, the dungeon is behind this door, right?
**[22:01] sist**
Yes. I will pray for your success.
**[22:05] nagi**
Let's go, Hayate!
**[22:07] yuki**
Treasure, treasure, treasure!
**[22:10] wata**
Huh? Huh?
**[22:11] wata**
Wait, what is this?
**[22:14] narr**
With that, our heroes throw themselves into the huge underground labyrinth.
**[22:19] narr**
Will they find fame or death?
**[22:22] narr**
Who exactly is the bespectacled nun who's enshrouded in mystery?
**[22:25] narr**
Yada yada yada... Does any of this actually have anything to do with butlers?
**[22:29] narr**
All of these mysteries will be solved next week!
**[24:06] nagi**
Just you watch, Hayate! I won't let them fire you.
**[24:09] hayate**
But, Ojou-sama, what do we do if we fail?
**[24:13] nagi**
In that case, you'll have to wear a mask and be reborn as the butler of the shadows, Masked Hayate.
**[24:18] ---**
Huh?
**[24:19] nagi**
A mysterious servant from the Nerima region whose identity is unknown, even to me.
**[24:22] haya**
Surely I'd be the secret identity...
**[24:25] nagi**
Hayate, don't give it away!
**[24:27] haya**
Anyway, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *There's No Legend After All*.
**[24:31] nagi**
That's right: *No Legend*!
# 3 - There's No Legend After All
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:31] narr**
This is the Alex San Marco Church.
**[01:34] narr**
If Hayate manages to retrieve the Butler's Medal,
**[01:38] narr**
located on the lowermost floor of a giant labyrinth,
**[01:40] ---**
he will be able to return to his role of butler to the Sanzenin household.
**[01:44] narr**
Onward, Hayate!
**[01:46] narr**
Onward with your trusty party!
***SIGN*** There's No Legend After All
***SIGN*** Allow me to introduce our four heroes who will brave this obscenely perilous dungeon!
***SIGN*** Hero #1:
***SIGN*** Hero Number 1 Profession: World History Teacher Special Attribute: Worthless Human Being Special Move: Constantly in Berserker Mode
***SIGN*** Yukiji Katsura. The self-professed elf of the party, she's an alcoholic teacher with more brawn than brain.
**[02:08] narr**
Hero #2:
***SIGN*** Hero Number 2 Profession: Video Rental Store Owner Special Attribute: Plays devil's advocate Special Move: Can watch 52 episodes of an anime show in a single sitting!
**[02:09] narr**
Wataru Tachibana. He was unconditionally forced to join!
**[02:13] narr**
Hero #3:
***SIGN*** Hero Number 3 Profession: Shut-in Special Attribute: Plays hooky Special Move: Thinks working is the same as being defeated
**[02:15] narr**
Her wealth is infinite, her athletic ability doesn't exist,
**[02:17] narr**
and she is devoid of social skills! A heroine with a new twist! Nagi Sanzenin.
**[02:23] OS**
Oh... have I picked the wrong people for this?
**[02:25] narr**
Calm down, Hayate. They're all valiant heroes! Their trifling shortcomings should be easily cov-
**[02:30] yuk**
Look! Treasure! It's *mine!*
**[02:32] nagi**
Are dungeons always this dark?
**[02:36] wat**
What a pain. Let's finish up quickly so we can all go home.
**[02:39] narr**
-covered with this party!
**[02:41] yuk**
Ah! Is this a trap? It's a pit!
**[02:44] narr**
And Hero #4:
***SIGN*** Hero Number 4 Profession: Pathetic Bum in Debt Special Attribute: Has bad luck Special Move: Super bad luck
**[02:47] narr**
Our main character, Hayate Ayasaki. His bad luck has penetrated even his bone marrow!
**[02:52] narr**
Meanwhile, while our hero irradiates with bad luck, somewhere above him...
**[02:57] hina**
This must be it.
**[02:58] hina**
He looked like he was in trouble so I thought I'd drop by, but where's the dungeon he mentioned?
**[03:03] hina**
Jeez, Hayate-kun. If you need help, just ask for it directly!
**[03:10] hina**
Well, I guess I didn't really give you a chance to do that...
**[03:13] isu**
It's best we stay out of that place.
**[03:17] hina**
You're... Saginomiya-san?
**[03:24] haya**
Um, Ojou-sama, seeing how you're scared of the dark, shouldn't we go back?
**[03:30] nagi**
N-Nonsense! The nun told us:
**[03:35] sis**
Should you wish to give up and leave the dungeon without the medal,
**[03:39] sis**
you will be disqualified as a butler forthwith.
**[03:41] nagi**
Besides, who says I'm scared of the dark?!
**[03:44] nagi**
I'm not afraid of anything!
**[03:46] wat**
Boo!
**[03:46] nagi**
Eek!
**[03:49] wat**
Everyone knows that you're scared of the dark.
You don't have to start acting all tough now.
**[03:54] nagi**
I'll go where Hayate goes, no matter what!
**[03:58] nagi**
And then, we will emerge victorious!
**[04:01] ---**
Even if ghosts or monsters attack us!
**[04:11] all**
What *were* they?! What were *those things* just now?!
**[04:14] haya**
It looked like a lost troll, a slimy creature that's strayed from the human gene pool.
**[04:18] wat**
What you mean to say is that it's strayed from the mortal coil altogether, right?!
**[04:21] wat**
But, more importantly, watch your step.
This dungeon's filled with traps.
**[04:24] nag**
Why didn't you say that earlier?!
**[04:27] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[04:31] hay**
Hayate!
**[04:37] sist**
This dungeon is a deadly labyrinth that the Father of this church constructed as a hobby.
**[04:41] sist**
With this many traps, I'll just have to wait until they collapse in a heap.
**[04:46] sist**
But even so, something made them scream an awful lot...
**[04:57] nag**
Hayate, are you okay?
**[04:59] hay**
Yes, it only scratched me.
**[05:03] hay**
But, please be careful. I think the tip was tinged with some kind of poison.
**[05:09] nag**
Poison?!
**[05:10] hay**
Yes, but it looks like it wasn't all that strong.
**[05:12] hay**
I feel totally fine.
**[05:14] hay**
What's wrong?
**[05:16] hay**
Ojou-sama?
**[05:18] hay**
You're pretty rock-hard, aren't you? Knock knock?
**[05:18] hay**
Hayate is broken!
**[05:20] hay**
Where's the Celceta Flower?!
**[05:22] hay**
The flower that's meant to instantly cure even the most incurable of diseases!
**[05:26] wat**
Calm down! This isn't an ancient kingdom flying through the air!
**[05:30] fat**
Yes, please calm down.
**[05:33] nag**
Who are you?
**[05:35] fat**
I'm the Father of this church. I'm Rean Radiostar.
**[05:39] nag**
Rean Radiostar?
**[05:41] fat**
If it's too hard to say, you can call me "Lord British of Akihabara."
**[05:46] nag**
Over my dead body.
**[05:48] fat**
Incidentally, while the poison wasn't very strong, every time you take a step, you lose a hit point.
**[05:54] wat**
Is this a video game?
**[05:56] fat**
The Celceta Flower is located at the far end of the dungeon.
**[05:59] wat**
It really exists?!
**[06:00] fat**
Anyway, I wouldn't want this boy to die from my poison.
**[06:05] fat**
You should hurry and get-
**[06:09] nag**
That's what we'll do.
**[06:11] nag**
Take responsibility for your actions and watch Hayate for us!
**[06:15] fat**
U-Understood...
**[06:17] nag**
Let's make a break for it, Wataru!
**[06:21] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[06:24] hay**
If only I hadn't been poisoned...
**[06:25] fat**
Sit still.
**[06:28] fat**
I was once poisoned like you.
**[06:31] fat**
I had no friends to help me out and I was in a bit of a pickle...
**[06:35] hay**
How did you counteract the poison then?
**[06:38] fat**
Well...
**[06:40] fat**
I died.
**[06:42] hay**
What?! You *died*?!
**[06:44] fat**
Ever since then, these evil spirits have started appearing in here.
**[06:47] hay**
O-Oh no! Then, that means Ojou-sama will encounter them too?
**[06:51] fat**
Nah, the only evil spirits in this place are over there.
**[06:54] hay**
What?
**[06:57] fat**
Having said that, there's still the one I brought here because it looked like it'd be fun...
**[07:02] fat**
The Mikado Hyper Energy Guardian Robot...
**[07:06] hay**
You tell me that *now*?!
**[07:08] fat**
Here it comes.
**[07:12] nag**
What is this thing?!
**[07:15] wat**
A Mikado Hyper Energy Guardian Robot.
**[07:18] nag**
Why would something like that be down here?
**[07:19] wat**
Who cares?! Just run!
**[07:23] wat**
Nagi!
**[07:26] wat**
Run, Nagi!
**[07:28] narr**
ZA WARUDO!
**[07:40] narr**
And then, time starts flowing again.
**[07:54] nag**
You're...
**[08:06] hay**
You're...
**[08:07] isu**
Just a Defender of Justice...
**[08:09] hin**
...passing through!
**[08:12] hin**
Are you both unharmed?
**[08:14] hin**
Hinagiku. Why are you here?
**[08:17] hin**
I came to help you.
**[08:20] hin**
This thing's pretty good.
**[08:22] nag**
What's that dangerous object you've got there?
**[08:25] hin**
Well, this is...
**[08:27] isu**
Take this.
**[08:30] hin**
What's this?
**[08:31] isu**
It will be dangerous down there, so I'll lend you this for a while.
**[08:37] isu**
This is the finest sword ever forged by expert bladesmith, Master Craftsman Masamune.
**[08:43] isu**
Wooden Sword Masamune.
**[08:46] hina**
I wonder if that Master Craftsman had some issues...
**[08:51] hina**
Well, I guess you could say it's a gift bestowed upon me by an angel.
**[08:54] isu**
It's not a gift! It's not a gift at all!
**[08:56] isu**
And I'm not an angel either.
**[08:58] isu**
By the way, where's Hayate-kun?
**[09:01] nag**
Oh, that's right! We have to hurry up and find that medicine!
**[09:05] hina**
Medicine?
**[09:13] isu**
You should be able to move around a little now.
**[09:18] haya**
Thank you very much. But Isumi-san, what was that power?
**[09:23] isu**
Th-This power is, um...
**[09:26] isu**
hand soap!
**[09:27] haya**
I think she's trying to say "hand power."
**[09:30] isu**
But, please don't tell Nagi about this.
**[09:35] isu**
Nagi doesn't know that I can use this kind of power...
**[09:40] isu**
I mean, hand soap.
**[09:43] hay**
Yeah, she really means "hand power."
**[09:46] fat**
Young man, you should still stay on your toes.
**[09:50] fat**
A hoard of evil spirits still lurk here.
**[09:52] hay**
You're here too, you know...
**[09:55] isu**
Um, I will banish the rest of the evil spirits, so Hayate-sama, please follow Nagi.
**[10:02] hay**
But, Isumi-san...
**[10:03] isu**
I'll be fine.
**[10:05] isu**
I may not be as knowledgeable as Nagi or Wataru-kun, but I really like heroes that can transform.
**[10:12] isu**
The kind of hero that arrives in the nick of time to save the heroine when she's in danger...
**[10:19] hay**
Isumi-san...
**[10:21] isu**
Hayate-sama, you're Nagi's hero, so please go to her.
**[10:27] isu**
If you could, could you please take this person with you as well?
**[10:31] isu**
To tell you the truth, I haven't been able to use any of my stronger powers because he's been getting in the way.
**[10:37] fat**
Oh, so that's what the River Styx looks like.
**[10:40] hay**
Got it. Please be careful, Isumi-san.
**[10:44] isu**
Truth be told, when we first met, I thought you might become my hero.
**[10:53] isu**
But I guess I didn't turn out to be your heroine.
**[10:58] isu**
Well, let's get this over with.
**[11:01] hina**
What?! Hayate-kun was poisoned?
**[11:04] nagi**
That's why we're in a hurry. There's supposed to be a flower around here. A flower that will cure him.
**[11:09] wat**
Hey, found it.
**[11:11] nag**
Really?
**[11:12] wat**
Yeah, I found it, but...
**[11:15] nag**
But?
**[11:20] nag**
This can't be...
**[11:21] wat**
Will it work even though it's withered like that?
**[11:23] hina**
I don't know...
**[11:28] nag**
Let's leave the dungeon.
**[11:30] nag**
What?
**[11:31] nag**
Let's leave the dungeon and take Hayate to a hospital.
**[11:34] wat**
But if we do that, he'll never be able to be your butler again.
**[11:38] nag**
I know!
**[11:39] nag**
All I care about is that Hayate's okay!
**[11:42] hin**
Nagi...
**[11:43] hay**
That'd cause trouble for me, though.
**[11:49] hay**
I mean, I've nowhere else to go other than to your side, Ojou-sama.
**[11:53] nag**
Hayate, why are you... What about the poison?
**[11:57] hay**
Well, that's...
**[11:58] isu**
It's a secret! A secret!
**[12:01] hay**
There was this alternative antidote lying about and... Hm? Hinagiku-san, what are you doing here?
**[12:06] ---**
What? No, it's because...
**[12:08] hay**
Did you maybe come here to help out because you were worried about me?
**[12:13] hay**
That makes me so hap-
**[12:14] hin**
Don't get any ideas.
**[12:16] hin**
I was just passing through.
**[12:19] hin**
I would never worry about you, Ayasaki-kun.
**[12:22] hay**
Good point.
**[12:23] sist**
I'm glad that you're all safe.
**[12:26] hay**
Oh, Sister Fortesia...
**[12:28] hay**
You look pretty beat up...
**[12:32] sist**
Yes. A lot has happened recently.
**[12:36] sist**
Well now, it looks like the only thing left to do is to retrieve the medal from that temple.
**[12:41] sist**
So, go get it.
**[12:43] sist**
Don't you think it'd be great if it's just you and your master for the final stretch?
**[12:49] nag**
She's right.
**[12:50] hay**
Then, Ojou-sama, let's...
**[12:52] ---**
Yeah.
**[12:54] sist**
That's the final trap.
**[12:57] fat**
Who are you?
**[12:58] sis**
What?
**[12:59] fat**
Who are you? Why are you calling yourself Fortesia?
**[13:03] siS**
Whatever do you mean?
**[13:05] fat**
Don't play dumb.
**[13:06] ---**
The real Fortesia is an old lady aged sixty plus.
**[13:10] sist**
Sheesh...
**[13:13] hay**
Sister?
**[13:15] hay**
If you hadn't opened your mouth, you wouldn't have had to get hurt.
**[13:29] wat**
Those guys from before...
**[13:30] hin**
There were more of them?
**[13:32] fat**
Of course!
**[13:33] fat**
Why, you ask? Because I used the majority of the church donations to buy them!
**[13:39] wat**
Shouldn't we do something about him first?
**[13:42] sis**
Sheesh, all this planning and in the end, I've had to resort to this.
**[13:49] hay**
Sister, what's the meaning of this?
**[13:51] sis**
Like he says,
**[13:52] sis**
I'm not a nun here.
**[13:56] hay**
Wait. You're not a man and we should call you "Brother" instead, are you?
**[13:59] sis**
Not at all.
**[14:00] sis**
My goal is to take my revenge on the Sanzenins!
**[14:15] hay**
S-Sister, is this another of the Butler's Tiger Den's trials?
**[14:20] sis**
I've already told you this is about my revenge.
**[14:22] sis**
Besides, the Butler's Tiger Den is long gone!
**[14:26] hay**
What? Why?
**[14:29] sis**
You're asking me why? Well...
**[14:32] sis**
How can you operate a place like that if there are hardly any butlers in the world?!
**[14:36] hay**
That makes sense...
**[14:38] sis**
Anyway, all of you are going to die here!
**[14:44] fat**
Damn. That's way cooler than my robots.
**[14:52] wat**
It's amazing.
**[14:53] hin**
How are we supposed to beat something like that?
**[15:06] sis**
Send them all to Hell!
**[15:11] sis**
What? What was that?
**[15:16] hin**
Um...
**[15:17] sis**
Ah! What are you doing?!
**[15:19] sis**
It'll break if you unplug it like that!
**[15:22] sis**
This thing was expensive, you know!
**[15:24] hin**
Oh, sorry.
**[15:25] hay**
Do you think that the Sanzenins...
**[15:29] hay**
are easy targets for stupid people?
**[15:32] nag**
N-No, we're not.
**[15:35] fat**
You can't let your guard down yet.
**[15:36] hay**
That's right. Those Guardian Robots...
**[15:39] nar+OS**
The Guardian Robots are confused by their boss's defeat.
**[15:42] nar+OS**
The Guardian Robots escape!
**[15:45] hay**
So I was right about the Sanzenins after all...
**[15:47] nag**
No!
**[15:48] nag**
Hey, you!
**[15:49] sis**
Y-Yes?
**[15:50] nag**
You'd better have a good reason for wanting revenge!
**[15:54] sis**
Of course!
**[15:57] sis**
My family had been part of the Sicilian mafia for generations.
**[16:01] sis**
But my father had no talents geared towards mafia life...
**[16:04] sis**
Counterfeiting "You Win" popsicle sticks was the best he could do.
**[16:08] sis**
One day, however...
**[16:10] dad**
Listen to this, Sonia!
**[16:12] dad**
Your father has been handed an assassination order!
**[16:14] son**
Wow, that's amazing, Dad!
**[16:16] dad**
If I succeed, I'm going to become a real member of the mafia!
**[16:20] sis**
My father's mission was to assassinate Nagi Sanzenin on Mykonos.
**[16:25] sis**
My father was about to carry out the mission but...
**[16:33] sis**
he was swiftly defeated by a young man thought to be the Sanzenins' butler.
**[16:39] nag**
I guess something like that might have happened...
**[16:42] hay**
So, you're taking revenge for that moment.
**[16:44] sis**
No! The important part is coming up!
**[16:46] hay**
Huh?
**[16:48] sis**
My father told me that the mafia were no good after all and went to Japan to learn how to cook instead.
**[16:53] sis**
While there, he was poisoned by eating blowfish.
**[16:56] dad**
Who knew that blowfish could be poisonous?
**[16:58] son**
Dad!
**[17:01] sis**
If he hadn't been defeated, he wouldn't have had a change of heart, and he'd still be...
**[17:05] sis**
I promised my father!
**[17:07] sis**
I promised him I'd take revenge...
**[17:09] sis**
on the Sanzenins!
**[17:10] hay**
Please wait!
**[17:15] nag**
Hayate!
**[17:16] sis**
Now, to avenge my father!
**[17:26] sis**
Who are you?!
**[17:27] hin**
Hinagiku Katsura, Student Council President at Hakuou Gakuin.
**[17:31] sis**
A student?
**[17:32] sis**
You've got nothing on me!
**[17:41] hin**
You're pretty good.
**[17:43] hin**
Want me to help you?
**[17:45] hin**
Sis?
**[17:50] hin**
Don't be stupid. I don't need your-
**[17:58] yuk**
Sis?
**[18:00] yuk**
Your sister? Don't think so. We are the ghosts that live in this labyrinth!
**[18:07] hay**
Father, is she...
**[18:09] fat**
Yes, it looks like her body has been possessed by the evil spirits that inhabit this dungeon.
**[18:14] sis**
E-Evil spirits?
**[18:16] hin**
What? How have they taken my sister's body?
**[18:19] yuk**
We borrowed it for a million yen! She jumped at the offer.
**[18:23] hin**
Sis...
**[18:27] yuk**
We are a collective of remorseful souls of butlers who couldn't protect their masters!
**[18:33] hay**
Even that robot has fused with them...
**[18:43] sis**
I don't need your help!
**[18:45] wat**
You're not really suited to being a villain.
**[18:49] sis**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[18:51] wat**
If you carry out an evil act and fail, that's because you have no talent at being a villain.
**[18:57] sis**
You could never understand how I feel!
**[19:00] wat**
Oh, you said something about revenge... Can't you just let it go?
**[19:07] wat**
She's supposed to be my fiancée. Kind of.
**[19:10] wat**
In return, I'll let you borrow some videos that are way more fun than taking revenge, deal?
**[19:25] hay**
Ojou-sama, it's dangerous. Please get back!
**[19:28] nag**
You fool!
**[19:29] nag**
What kind of master would leave the side of their immobilized servant?
**[19:33] nag**
Besides, didn't I say that *we'd* emerge victorious?
**[19:38] nag**
Well said!
**[19:40] nag**
Now, we shall assimilate your soul and your remorse at being unable to protect your master!
**[19:44] nag**
Ojou-sama!
**[19:48] nag**
Hayate!
**[19:49] nag**
Ojou-sama!
**[19:52] nag**
I want...
**[19:54] nag**
the power I need to save my Ojou-sama!
**[19:56] nag**
To protect her!
**[19:59] fat**
Then, visualize it.
**[20:02] fat**
Visualize your heart longing to protect its master...
**[20:05] hay**
My heart...
**[20:08] hay**
Unleash it!
**[20:10] hay**
I want to protect you.
**[20:12] hay**
I want to be faster than anyone else.
**[20:14] hay**
I want to be faster than anyone else,
**[20:16] hay**
so that I can come to your aid!
***SIGN*** Note: "Hayate" can literally translate to "Speedy".
**[20:19] hay**
Like the name of this show, I will become as fast as the wind!
**[20:22] yuk**
J-Just you try it!
**[20:25] yuk**
Huh?
**[20:28] isu**
Exorcism complete.
**[20:31] yuk**
Why am I...
**[20:48] for**
Um, I didn't think that the church would disappear as well...
**[20:52] for**
when I asked you to get rid of the evil spirits.
**[20:55] isu**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
**[20:58] nag**
Hey, Hayate. Is your body okay?
**[21:02] hay**
All my bones are...
**[21:05] fat**
You need more training before you can master that technique.
**[21:09] yuk**
My million yen! Where's my million yen?! Where?! Here? Here?
**[21:13] hin**
Just make do with this medal I picked up.
**[21:18] wat**
Um, can you get off me now?
**[21:22] sis**
I'm still feeling weak...
**[21:27] kla**
Well, the results of the trial are vague,
**[21:31] kla**
but seeing that you protected our Ojou-sama from an enemy of the Sanzenins,
**[21:35] ---**
I shall reinstate you as a butler to this household.
**[21:38] hay**
Thank you very much!
**[21:40] nag**
We did it, Hayate!
**[21:42] mar**
Klaus-san, you won't have to look for a new job now either.
**[21:54] hay**
I'm so glad that I was able to return to your side.
**[21:59] nag**
Yeah.
**[22:00] nag**
By the way, Hayate, you might not be able to use that move yet, but when you came to save me...
**[22:09] nag**
you looked pretty cool.
**[22:13] nag**
Wha- Hayate, what happened?!
**[22:15] hay**
It looks like everything's just caught up with me.
**[22:19] nag**
Hey! If you'd held it together a little longer, you'd have made it through the whole episode looking cool...
**[22:24] hay**
I-I'm sorry.
**[22:25] nag**
Maria! Hayate collapsed! Maria!
**[22:29] nar**
The Legend of the Butler in Debt doesn't end here!
**[24:07] hay**
Ojou-sama, I finally have a special move worthy of an ultimate butler.
**[24:11] nag**
That's great, Hayate! The next skill to learn is the ancient Indian sacred art of breathing fire.
**[24:15] hay**
Huh?
**[24:16] nag**
What's with that expression? Yoga's amazing!
**[24:18] nag**
You can hyper-extend your arms and legs, and if you master it, you can even teleport!
**[24:22] hay**
Ojou-sama...
**[24:23] hay**
First, start by floating in mid-air.
**[24:25] hay**
Hayate, just start floating.
**[24:27] hay**
Ojou-sama, even if you give me a direct order, I think that's perhaps a little...
***SIGN*** The Guardian Robots are confused by their boss's defeat. The Guardian Robots escape!
**[24:30] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *You're Like Me.*
**[24:33] nag**
Hayate Inferno!
# 4 - You're Like Me
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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***SIGN*** February 13th
***SIGN*** Strictly No Entry
Nagi
**[01:38] maria**
What's the matter, Hayate-kun?
**[01:41] maria**
Oh, Maria-san.
**[01:43] maria**
There's a note here on the kitchen door...
**[01:47] maria**
Oh, that's right. Today is...
**[01:51] maria**
Hayate-kun, you don't have to concern yourself with it.
**[01:53] haya**
What?
**[01:54] maria**
It's fine. Just go do something else.
**[01:57] haya**
What?
***SIGN*** "How to Make Chocolate to Effectively Get Your Love Across"
**[02:07] nagi**
This book's useless!
**[02:09] nagi**
Just you wait, Hayate.
**[02:11] nagi**
I'm going to make chocolates for you, the likes of which you have never tasted before!
**[02:15] maria**
I just hope it's not going to end up as something he's never wanted to taste before...
**[02:21] narr**
That's right. Today's date is the 13th of February- the most important date on a girl's calendar!
**[02:28] narr**
After a few other dates, of course.
***SIGN*** You're Like Me
**[02:40] nish**
H-How is it?
**[02:42] nish**
What? Pretty good, I guess.
**[02:46] nish**
It's not too sweet either.
**[02:47] nish**
R-Really?!
**[02:49] wat**
But it's not particularly great either.
**[02:52] wat**
But, is Valentine's Day really that important?
**[02:56] wat**
If you want to confess your love to a guy, you can do that at any time.
**[02:58] nish**
You're a dimwit, Wataru-kun!
**[03:01] saki**
She's right, young master.
**[03:03] saki**
Even the God of Romance bellows with frustration:
**[03:04] saki**
"If it was that easy, no-one would have any problems!"
**[03:06] nish**
Valentine's Day is the only annual event where internationally-renowned Japanese corporations...
**[03:12] nish**
support the delicate hearts of young girls!
**[03:16] nish**
That's why I'm going to his school tomorrow and...
**[03:20] wat**
I doubt he'll accept them.
**[03:22] nish**
What?
**[03:23] wat**
I mean, he's rejected you once already, hasn't he? Accepting chocolates after that would be...
**[03:31] saki**
Um, young master...
**[03:37] wat**
H-He'll accept them!
**[03:39] wat**
I-I bet he loves chocolate!
**[03:41] saki**
Th-That's right! If you give up now, you're out of the running straight away!
**[03:49] nish**
Wataru-kun's right.
**[03:52] nish**
Considering what kind of person Hayate-kun is, he'll never accept my chocolates.
**[04:00] nish**
If that's the case, I'd rather give him something he will accept.
***SIGN*** Obligation Chocolate Sale
(Note: In Japan, it's customary for girls to give "obligation chocolates" to male friends on Valentine's Day.)
**[04:08] nagi**
How exactly is this chocolate going to become heart-shaped, anyway?
**[04:14] nagi**
I guess I could try applying the basics of combining items or fusing demons together...
**[04:28] narr**
And then, the 14th of February came...
***SIGN*** February 14th
**[04:32] haya**
Ojou-sama? We have to go to school soon...
**[04:37] nagi**
I'm busy today. Go to school without me.
**[04:42] haya**
But, Ojou-sa-
**[04:44] haya**
Uh, what should we do, Maria-san?
**[04:48] mari**
I think you should let it slide for today. After all, it's a tough day to be a girl.
**[05:00] miki**
Aren't girls supposed to give chocolates to *boys* on Valentine's Day?
**[05:05] hina**
Wh-What? Don't you think I know that?
**[05:11] miki**
You amaze me every year, Hina.
**[05:14] hina**
I wonder why I'm getting more and more chocolate every year...
**[05:18] miki**
You're popular because you're cooler than most of the boys.
**[05:21] hina**
It's so weird, though. It must be a conspiracy. I mean, I'm so feminine, and yet...
**[05:28] miki**
Compared to what you used to be like, I suppose you're right...
***SIGN*** Memory of her laying the smackdown on boys who spat gum into a girl's hair at cram school
**[05:34] hina**
Stop that. It's not like I don't regret doing that.
**[05:37] miki**
Are you going to eat all of those? You're gonna get fat.
**[05:41] hina**
I know, but I can't just throw them away.
**[05:46] hina**
Each one of these chocolates represents a girl's feelings...
**[05:51] miki**
I see.
**[05:52] miki**
Then, this one's from me.
**[05:55] miki**
Good luck eating it all.
**[05:57] hina**
Y-You meanie...
**[06:00] miki**
But, you're not allowed to get fat, you hear?
**[06:04] miki**
Remember, you have to look cool at all times.
**[06:13] hina**
I'm gonna eat them all!
**[06:20] maria**
If you take the chopped up chocolate...
**[06:25] maria**
See? All of it melts.
**[06:27] nagi**
Ah, so that's what I had to do.
**[06:30] nagi**
The person who came up with this idea should receive the Nobel Prize!
**[06:33] mari**
I didn't realize she'd stayed up all night and hadn't even got this far...
**[06:38] nagi**
I'll do the rest!
**[06:40] nagi**
There's no point in doing it if you do all the cooking.
**[06:43] mari**
Okay. Please be careful.
**[06:51] hina**
I really need some milk if I want to eat all that chocolate.
**[06:55] hina**
I'll go get some from the store.
**[06:57] SP**
Hold it right there!
**[07:01] nish**
Let go!
**[07:02] ---**
Come on. Be a good girl.
**[07:02] nish**
Let go of me!
**[07:04] nish**
Jeez, what's your problem?
**[07:06] nish**
I told you to let me go!
**[07:09] hina**
Is something wrong?
**[07:11] sp**
Oh, K-Katsura Ojou-sama.
**[07:14] sp2**
We caught this suspicious rogue trespassing on school grounds.
**[07:18] hina**
Suspicious rogue?
**[07:25] hina**
I'm sure our male students would be delighted to find a cute rogue like her creeping around.
**[07:30] sp**
B-But...
**[07:32] hina**
Anyway, I'll take it from here, so please let her go.
**[07:36] hina**
Well, if that's your wish, Katsura Ojou-sama...
**[07:39] ---**
Let's go.
**[07:42] hina**
Man, they don't even let up for Valentine's Day.
**[07:47] hina**
Here you go.
**[07:48] nish**
Th-Thank you very much.
**[07:51] hina**
It looks like you have two presents there. Are they for two different boys?
**[07:55] hina**
Go you!
**[07:56] nish**
N-No! It's always been one guy! Just the one!
**[08:01] nish**
I'm too embarrassed to tell her that I couldn't make up my mind and ended up bringing...
**[08:05] nish**
both love chocolates and obligation chocolates.
**[08:08] hina**
No matter who it is, finding that guy will be pretty difficult.
**[08:11] hina**
This school's pretty huge, you know.
**[08:14] hina**
If you want, I can get the lucky fella to come to a place where the two of you can be alone.
**[08:22] nish**
Th-Then, please do!
**[08:26] nish**
He's a freshman called Hayate Ayasaki-kun!
**[08:32] haya**
I-I'm sorry, Hinagiku-san.
**[08:34] hina**
What are you apologizing for, Ayasaki-kun?
**[08:37] haya**
I don't know. I just feel like I may have done something to upset you.
**[08:41] hina**
For some reason, I feel like you're making fun of me.
**[08:45] haya**
No, that's not-
**[08:46] hina**
I'm joking.
**[08:47] hina**
Anyway, you've got a guest waiting for you in that room over there.
**[08:52] haya**
Um, you look angry about something after all...
**[08:55] hina**
Shut up! Get in there already!
**[08:59] haya**
Wha-
**[09:01] haya**
Oh, Nishizawa-san?
**[09:03] nish**
Hayate-kun...
**[09:06] hina**
I guess I should go downstairs so I don't overhear them.
**[09:18] hina**
A day when girls give chocolates to boys, huh?
**[09:36] hina**
What happened?
**[09:37] haya**
Not much, I guess.
**[09:41] haya**
She gave me some obligation chocolate.
**[09:43] hina**
Obligation chocolate?
**[09:44] haya**
Yes. She asked me to be her friend forever.
**[09:47] haya**
She didn't have to do that, though.
**[09:51] nish**
No! It's always been one guy! Just the one!
**[09:55] hina**
I see. So that's what's going on.
**[10:00] hina**
Go chase after her this instant and exchange it.
**[10:03] haya**
What? Exchange it?
**[10:05] hina**
Just shut up and go after her!
**[10:07] haya**
A-All right!
**[10:19] nish**
Well, I guess I've done what I set out to do, so that's good.
**[10:25] nish**
Am I an idiot or what?
**[10:29] nish**
I should have at least told him how I feel one last time.
**[10:34] nish**
I'm never going to get a chance like that again.
**[10:37] haya**
Nishizawa-san.
**[10:46] haya**
U-Um...
**[10:55] maria**
So, what is this exactly?
**[10:58] nagi**
A chocolate-covered iron pot...
**[11:01] maria**
It looks very chewy...
**[11:04] narr**
The story of Nishizawa-san and Hayate will continue after the break.
**[11:33] haya**
Nishizawa-san...
**[11:35] nish**
You don't have to answer.
**[11:41] nish**
I just wanted to tell you how I feel.
**[11:47] nish**
Please accept this.
**[12:07] hina**
I'm sure I made the right decision.
**[12:10] hina**
The right decision...
**[12:21] hina**
It's bitter...
**[12:23] nish**
E-Excuse me!
**[12:28] nish**
Thank you so much for what you did for me earlier!
**[12:30] nish**
And I, um...
**[12:33] hina**
Were you able to tell him?
**[12:35] nish**
Y-Yes! And I came here because I wanted to show you my gratitude,
**[12:40] nish**
but the only thing I have to give you is this...
**[12:42] nish**
But, I've already given it to someone else...
**[12:46] hina**
What's your name?
**[12:48] nish**
It's Nishizawa. Ayumu Nishizawa! I'm a freshman at Shiomi High.
**[12:53] hina**
I'm a freshman at Hakuou Gakuin and I'm also the President of the Student Council.
**[12:57] hina**
My name's Hinagiku Katsura. Thank you for your present, Nishizawa-san.
**[13:01] nish**
Um, yes... Wait, President of the Student Council?
**[13:06] hina**
Anyway, catch you later.
**[13:12] nish**
She's so cool.
**[13:15] nish**
If I was as cool as her, Hayate-kun might look my way too.
**[13:22] miki**
You're getting more chocolate every year because you keep showing off your tomboy side.
**[13:26] hina**
So that's why!
**[13:29] narr**
Meanwhile, our protagonist...
**[13:34] fat**
What's the matter, young man?
**[13:37] haya**
Father?
**[13:40] haya**
Father, what is "love"?
**[13:45] fat**
Naturally, it means: to act without hesitation!
**[13:47] haya**
I didn't want a Space Sheriff Shaider definition.
**[13:51] haya**
Wait, what are you doing here, Ghost Priest?
**[13:53] fat**
Well, I *am* a ghost.
**[13:55] haya**
That's not a valid answer...
**[13:57] fat**
Don't worry about it. I'm bound to disappear soon, anyway. Look...
**[14:01] fat**
The scar on my forehead has already disappeared.
**[14:03] narr**
It's not because the artists forgot to draw it or even because they were too lazy to draw it.
**[14:08] haya**
Ah, I see.
**[14:10] mari**
Oh, Hayate-kun. Welcome home.
**[14:13] haya**
Maria-san.
**[14:14] haya**
This is...
**[14:16] mari**
What?
**[14:18] haya**
Oh, Maria-san can't see the Father.
**[14:21] haya**
Oh, nothing.
**[14:26] mari**
How was school, Hayate-kun?
**[14:29] mari**
Today was Valentine's Day. I bet you got lots of chocolates, didn't you?
**[14:36] haya**
Well, yeah, I got one... from Nishizawa-san.
**[14:41] mari**
Really?
**[14:43] mari**
Oh, you mean obligation chocolate, don't you?
**[14:45] haya**
Um, no. Apparently, it was love chocolate.
**[14:49] haya**
I-I see, that's quite something...
**[14:52] fat**
Every guy who gets love chocolates for Valentine's Day should just crawl into a hole and die!
**[14:57] haya**
How can you say things like that? Aren't you a priest?!
**[15:03] nagi**
The shape doesn't matter when it comes to things like this.
**[15:07] nagi**
If it tastes good, I'm sure...
**[15:12] haya**
What should I do?
**[15:15] haya**
She gave me love chocolates...
**[15:17] haya**
Maria-san, you seem like someone who knows about relationships.
**[15:20] haya**
Do you have any advice for me?
**[15:21] mari**
W-Well, I guess... let's see...
**[15:27] mari**
Wait... Have I actually ever had any romantic experiences?
**[15:31] mari**
I skipped grades in school and graduated when I was only thirteen, so I've never really learned about love...
**[15:37] haya**
I guess living through my teenage years without ever experiencing love...
**[15:40] haya**
would be a pretty gloomy adolescence, but...
**[15:44] mari**
Does that mean my adolescence was also gloomy?
**[15:47] haya**
I mean, I'm a loser who's lived for sixteen years without having anyone special,
**[15:52] haya**
so this has sort of made me happy.
**[15:55] mari**
I haven't had anyone special in seventeen years.
**[15:58] haya**
Maria-san, you're older than me and more mature too,
**[16:01] haya**
so I'm sure you didn't have a boring school life like mine, but...
**[16:05] mari**
I did. I led a very boring school life.
**[16:09] haya**
I mean, it's not like I'm not interested. I am interested, but I'm too stupid to make anything happen.
**[16:16] mari**
Stupid?! Stupid?!
**[16:19] haya**
That's why I'm asking for some piece of advice from your experience of love.
**[16:24] haya**
Because otherwise, I'm living an adolescent life that's not worth living!
**[16:28] haya**
Um, Maria-san? What's wrong?
**[16:30] mari**
I'm never talking to you again, Hayate-kun.
**[16:33] haya**
Wait, Maria-san...
**[16:35] mari**
Hmph. Keep your problems to yourself.
**[16:39] haya**
M-M-Maria-san!
**[16:42] fat**
Ah, adolescence...
**[16:50] mari**
Love, huh?
**[16:52] mari**
Maybe I'm not cut out for things like that.
**[16:56] mari**
B-But it's not my fault!
**[16:59] mari**
There aren't any boys my age around here.
**[17:04] mari**
Well, I guess there is one.
**[17:06] mari**
But Hayate-kun and I aren't like that...
**[17:14] narr**
Truth be told, this is the kind of stuff that has happened between them!
**[17:17] mari**
W-Well, I guess I could make him some chocolate...
**[17:22] nagi**
Why do girls have to give chocolate to boys anyway?
**[17:26] haya**
Ojou-sama, did something happen?
**[17:29] nagi**
Valentine's Day is just a conspiracy perpetrated by candy makers.
**[17:33] nagi**
If you need the support of corporations to tell someone how you feel about them,
**[17:36] nagi**
then it's not worth telling them!
**[17:38] haya**
Um...
**[17:39] nagi**
Get this straight!
**[17:40] nagi**
I'm not grouchy because I didn't manage to make any homemade chocolate for you...
**[17:44] nagi**
despite spending all night and all day cooking.
**[17:49] haya**
Of course. I knew that.
**[17:50] nagi**
So, with that said, Hayate... go and cook some chocolate and give it to me.
**[17:56] nagi**
You could pull off something like this without any problems, Hayate!
**[18:00] haya**
This girl's got issues.
**[18:02] nagi**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[18:04] nagi**
Just go make it already!
**[18:06] nagi**
Make it with love!
**[18:07] haya**
O-Okay!
**[18:15] haya**
Huh? Maria-san?
**[18:18] mari**
Oh, are you making chocolate for Nagi?
**[18:21] haya**
Yes, it's all kind of messed up, though.
**[18:23] mari**
But I don't think it'd be much of a problem for you, Hayate-kun.
**[18:27] haya**
This is even worse...
**[18:29] haya**
Oh, so you're also making chocolate, are you?
**[18:33] haya**
Who's it for?
**[18:36] mari**
I can't tell him I'm making it for him, because he'd probably think I'm easy or something.
**[18:42] mari**
It's a secret. I'm not telling.
**[18:46] haya**
Really?
**[18:47] haya**
I bet it's Klaus-san or Tama.
**[18:51] mari**
How dare you, Hayate-kun. So, you reckon I've got no-one else to give chocolates to, is that it?
**[18:59] narr**
She doesn't, actually.
**[19:00] mari**
If that's the case,
**[19:02] mari**
I'm going to make chocolate so amazing...
**[19:04] mari**
that it will take your breath away and you'll be in awe of the skill of the older woman!
***SIGN*** 1 Hour Later
**[19:11] mari**
I guess something like this will do.
**[19:14] mari**
Hayate-kun, how's your chocolate coming along?
**[19:20] haya**
Hm, perhaps I should work on the shape a little more?
**[19:25] mari**
Y-You're good at this, Hayate-kun.
**[19:27] haya**
Not at all. I had a part time job once at a cake shop.
**[19:31] haya**
How's yours coming alon-
**[19:34] haya**
Um, Maria-san, did you just-
**[19:38] mari**
Right, that's the dummy run out of the way.
**[19:40] mari**
Now for the real deal.
**[19:43] mari**
I-I underestimated him.
**[19:45] mari**
Hayate-kun may be a boy, but he's really good at things like this.
**[19:49] mari**
Well, I'll show you!
**[19:54] mari**
These clothes aren't just for show!
**[20:05] mari**
Hm, have I overdone it a little?
**[20:09] mari**
B-But, with this, Hayate-kun will...
**[20:12] mari**
S-So, how are your chocolates coming along over there, Hayate-kun?
**[20:16] haya**
Oh, me?
**[20:18] haya**
I decided that focusing on the shape was a silly idea, so I've focused on the flavor instead.
**[20:22] ---**
What on Earth...?
**[20:24] nagi**
Hey, Hayate, is my chocolate ready yet?
**[20:26] haya**
Oh, Ojou-sama.
**[20:28] haya**
Here you go.
**[20:29] haya**
Let's see...
**[20:32] haya**
How is it?
**[20:34] nagi**
Wow! Good job, Hayate! This chocolate's really delicious!
**[20:39] nagi**
By the way, Maria, who are you giving your chocolate to?
**[20:46] nagi**
It doesn't look like obligation chocolate at all...
**[20:49] ---**
It's not for who I think it is, is it?
**[20:52] mari**
No, no! I wasn't going to give this to Hayate-kun or anything like that!
**[20:56] nagi**
So, it's just like I thought; you made it for yourself.
**[20:58] haya**
Maria-san, you're such a glutton.
**[21:01] haya**
But it's pretty impressive.
**[21:04] nagi**
Yup.
**[21:04] mari**
Please order take-out tonight!
**[21:07] haya**
Huh? M-Maria-san?
**[21:16] haya**
Maria-san.
**[21:18] mari**
What is it, Hayate-kun?
**[21:29] haya**
I've always wondered why Valentine's Day exists.
**[21:37] haya**
But today, I realized something while making chocolate for Nagi Ojou-sama.
**[21:43] saki**
I'm so sorry, young master!
**[21:43] haya**
Valentine's Day is when you try that little bit harder than usual...
**[21:48] haya**
to see the smile of someone dear to you.
**[21:52] haya**
Or for doing things you usually can't muster the willpower to do.
**[21:56] haya**
That's why it's a wonderful day.
**[22:03] haya**
This is from me.
**[22:05] haya**
I've tried harder than usual for this, too.
**[22:07] mari**
Thank you...
**[22:09] haya**
Having someone accept the chocolates you've poured your heart into really makes you happy, doesn't it?
**[22:15] mari**
Hayate-kun, you're such a girl.
**[22:24] nagi**
What do you think, Hayate? The chocolate I made for you was good, wasn't it?
**[24:06] haya**
Wow, your chocolate sculpture was amazing, Maria-san.
**[24:09] mari**
Th-Thank you.
**[24:11] haya**
I mean, I only focused on flavor, so mine looked really plain.
**[24:16] haya**
Even when you're making it for yourself, you still pay close attention to the appearance.
**[24:19] ---**
Impressive, Maria-san!
**[24:21] mari**
Yeah, all the chocolate I make is for my mouth only!
**[24:23] haya**
What? Why are you getting angry?
**[24:25] haya**
Anyway, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Heart to Heart*.
**[24:28] mari**
Hmph. You're never going to get any of it!
# 5 - Heart to Heart
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:46] kazu**
I first saw her last year, in spring.
**[01:52] kazu**
I couldn't tear my eyes away when I saw her gazing sadly upwards at the cherry trees.
**[02:01] kazu**
Are you crying?
**[02:04] nagi**
I-I'm not crying!
**[02:07] kazu**
If you want, you can use this.
**[02:10] nagi**
I thought I just told you I'm not crying. Mind your own business.
**[02:16] nagi**
What's your name?
**[02:18] kazu**
Kazuki... Kazuki Nishizawa.
**[02:21] kazu**
And yours?
**[02:22] nagi**
I'm...
**[02:23] sp**
Nagi Ojou-sama!
**[02:25] nagi**
Wow, they've found me already.
**[02:28] nagi**
See you later then, Kazuki.
**[02:30] kazu**
I haven't seen her since, but I can't get her out of...
***SIGN*** The World's Most Delicious Cookies
**[02:49] Narr**
The world is not on this girl's side.
**[02:53] Narr**
To this girl, the world is huge, and the things she wants are always out of reach.
**[03:16] nagi**
Ouch.
**[03:18] nagi**
That's why this girl's daily life is always filled with defeat and humiliation.
**[03:23] nagi**
N-No! I won't give up! This doesn't mean I can't reach it!
**[03:29] nagi**
So, if I can stretch a little higher, surely this time...
**[03:40] haya**
Here you go,
**[03:41] haya**
Ojou-sama.
**[03:44] nagi**
Oh, thanks.
**[03:47] haya**
You're welcome.
**[03:50] nagi**
Hayate, do you want these cookies?
**[03:53] haya**
Oh, I don't need...
**[03:55] nagi**
Don't be shy. They look good.
**[04:04] maria**
This mansion is just too large for her.
**[04:08] maria**
The doors are big and heavy, and the hallways go on forever.
**[04:11] maria**
With her small frame, she finds it pretty tough.
**[04:14] Haya**
If that's the problem, why don't we just rebuild it on a smaller scale?
**[04:17] Haya**
I reckon we should have enough money to do that.
**[04:21] mari**
We could do that if she wasn't so obstinate.
**[04:26] mari**
She'd say: "Living in a rebuilt house would be like living in the epitome of defeat."
**[04:31] haya**
I guess she *is* quite obstinate...
**[04:34] mari**
Because of the way she is,
**[04:36] mari**
these little inferiority complexes that we normally ignore...
**[04:39] mari**
pile up inside her.
**[04:41] mari**
That's why she wears a miffed expression all year round.
**[04:48] haya**
I see. So that's why she always looks like that.
**[04:51] sp**
Excuse me!
**[04:52] mari**
Yes?
**[04:53] sp**
Ojou-sama has left the mansion on her own again, and well, you see, we've lost track of her...
**[05:00] mari**
So, Hayate-kun...
**[05:02] haya**
Got it. Please leave Ojou-sama to me.
**[05:07] nagi**
Sheesh.
**[05:08] nagi**
Why am I the only one who's not getting taller?
**[05:11] nagi**
I mean, I make sure to drink a glass of milk every morning.
**[05:14] nagi**
It's so unfair...
**[05:19] nagi**
I guess there's someone else who has the same problem.
**[05:28] kazu**
Wataru, you wear a miffed expression all year round. How come?
**[05:33] wata**
Shut it, Kazuki.
**[05:36] wata**
Unlike your sister who's constantly babbling on about "love this" and "love that"...
**[05:39] wata**
life's a struggle for me!
**[05:42] kazu**
Oh yeah, I hear my sister comes here a lot.
**[05:44] wata**
I guess so. She only takes out boring stuff, though.
**[05:50] kazu**
B-By the way, Wataru...
**[05:52] kazu**
How's, um... Nagi-san doing?
**[05:56] wata**
Why don't you just ask her yourself if you care so much?
**[05:59] kazu**
What? I couldn't do that!
**[06:02] kazu**
I bet she doesn't even remember me.
**[06:05] wata**
I don't understand what you see in that brutish girl.
**[06:10] kazu**
Someone like you who's all lovey-dovey with a cute maid could never understand!
**[06:14] wata**
Stop making things up!
**[06:16] wata**
Besides, we're talking about Saki here!
**[06:17] kazu**
Yeah, she's really cute!
**[06:18] saki**
He called me cute...
**[06:21] nagi**
What are you two getting all heated over?
**[06:23] kazu**
N-Nagi-san!
**[06:25] nagi**
Come over here a sec.
**[06:27] wata**
What? Don't grab my arm.
**[06:34] wata**
Well? What do you want?
**[06:42] nagi**
You really are short.
**[06:45] wata**
Are you looking for a fight or something?!
**[06:48] nagi**
No, I just wanted to confirm that you were a shorty.
**[06:51] nagi**
See ya.
**[06:52] wata**
What the hell?!
**[06:54] wata**
That's what she's really like!
**[06:55] wata**
Completely screwed-up in the head!
**[06:56] wata**
What can you possibly see in her?
**[06:58] kazu**
I think she's pretty cool.
**[07:01] kazu**
I gotta go. I've got something to do.
**[07:03] wata**
Don't do it. If you get involved with her, your life's over!
**[07:09] nagi**
Even though Wataru's short too, I'm still shorter than him...
**[07:14] nagi**
And it looked like he's grown a bit recently.
**[07:21] nagi**
Out of curiosity, did you want something?
**[07:23] nagi**
You've been following me the whole time.
**[07:25] kazu**
Ah, um, well...
**[07:27] nagi**
Oh, by any chance, are you...
**[07:29] kazu**
Does she remember me?
**[07:35] nagi**
...one of those stalkers?
**[07:36] kazu**
No! I'm just someone who's secretly following you.
**[07:40] nagi**
Isn't that the definition of a stalker?
**[07:43] kazu**
No, I mean...
**[07:46] kazu**
What's wrong with me? I've always loved her, and now this is finally the chance I wanted and...
**[07:54] kazu**
I... I...
**[07:56] kazu**
Ever since that day a year ago, I've always...
**[08:07] kazu**
I... I...
**[08:09] nagi**
Wh-Why are you crying?!
**[08:12] kazu**
I... love you!
**[08:16] nagi**
What?
**[08:18] nagi**
Y-You idiot!
**[08:19] nagi**
Are you making fun of me?
**[08:21] nagi**
This is so sudden and...
**[08:24] kazu**
It's not sudden.
**[08:25] kazu**
It's not sudden, because I...
**[08:27] nagi**
What do you mean it's not sudden?
**[08:32] kazu**
You probably don't remember, but ever since that day, I've always...
**[08:37] nagi**
Besides, being confessed to in the middle of the street, in broad daylight, is so embarrassing,
**[08:44] nagi**
I think I'm going to die of shame...
**[08:47] kazu**
Ah! S-Sorry!
**[08:53] kazu**
Oh no!
**[08:54] kazu**
I got so carried away that I confessed my feelings to her...
**[08:57] kazu**
And I did it with tears in my eyes...
**[08:59] kazu**
I must be most awkward guy in the universe.
**[09:02] nagi**
A-Anyway, being told something like that through teary eyes is a pain in the neck.
**[09:06] kazu**
A p-pain in the neck!
**[09:09] kazu**
N-No! I can't give up now!
**[09:12] kazu**
This is the chance of a lifetime.
**[09:15] nagi**
W-Well, anyway, I'm off...
**[09:17] kazu**
I-I'm sorry!
**[09:19] kazu**
I'd like to make it up to you!
**[09:22] nagi**
Make it up to me?
**[09:24] nagi**
Don't make me laugh.
**[09:25] nagi**
Like *you* could do anything that would even remotely interest me.
**[09:30] kazu**
W-Would... you like to ride the train with me?!
**[09:39] nagi**
Oh, so this is what a station is!
**[09:42] nagi**
I see! I've only seen them in comics, but I guess they really do exist.
**[09:48] kazu**
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself so much.
**[09:51] nagi**
I-I'm not enjoying myself that much!
**[09:53] nagi**
I'm basically paying you lip-service and I'm actually not excited at all.
**[09:58] kazu**
Sure. I'm sorry.
**[09:59] nagi**
Fine. As long as you understand that.
**[10:02] nagi**
Right, let's go in!
**[10:04] kazu**
Ah, wait a minute!
**[10:15] nagi**
Right, let's go *in*!
**[10:20] nagi**
Kazuki, it's being mean to me!
**[10:22] nagi**
The station's being mean to me!
**[10:25] kazu**
I should have explained first.
**[10:27] kazu**
You can't get in unless you insert your ticket.
**[10:30] nagi**
I see. So that's how stations work.
**[10:34] nagi**
Now, we just have to wait for the train.
**[10:37] nagi**
I'm looking forward to-
**[10:46] nagi**
It's impossible. I can't even guess at what point I'd have to jump on at that speed.
**[10:51] kazu**
That was something called an express train. The next one is going to stop here, so don't worry.
**[11:45] nagi**
Ah, that was fun!
**[11:48] kazu**
I'm glad. It looks like you enjoyed yourself.
**[11:50] kazu**
Seeing you happy makes me happy.
**[11:54] nagi**
Oh no, what am I doing? If Hayate sees me like this, he'll think I'm cheating on him.
**[12:04] kazu**
Hey, you can rent boats on that pond over there. Would you like to rent one?
**[12:11] kazu**
I've never been in a boat with a girl before.
**[12:15] kazu**
Today's been really fun.
**[12:23] kazu**
Wasn't it fun for you?
**[12:25] nagi**
No, it was.
**[12:28] nagi**
I've never played with a boy my age before, so...
**[12:32] kazu**
Then, we should...
**[12:33] nagi**
But, it's no good.
**[12:35] nagi**
You can't get any closer.
**[12:37] nagi**
Because no matter how far you reach out towards me,
**[12:40] nagi**
there's someone blocking you, and you won't be able to reach my heart.
**[12:46] kazu**
Is that someone Wataru?
**[12:50] nagi**
Do you really think I'd fall for a pipsqueak like him?!
**[12:53] kazu**
Ah, if you stand up and move about like that...
**[13:05] nagi**
H-Hayate?
**[13:06] haya**
Oh, Ojou-sama!
**[13:08] haya**
What a coincidence.
**[13:09] nagi**
H-Have you been following me the whole time?
**[13:12] haya**
No, of course not!
**[13:13] haya**
Even if you rewind the episode,
**[13:15] haya**
you'll see that I wasn't anywhere to be found!
**[13:19] haya**
W-Well, have a good time.
**[13:25] kazu**
Um, who was that?
**[13:28] nagi**
Oh, that was Hayate.
**[13:30] nagi**
My butler, Hayate Ayasaki.
**[13:34] kazu**
When I looked at her face, I thought to myself:
**[13:37] kazu**
Maybe that's the guy who's captured Nagi-san's heart.
**[13:43] nagi**
I'm sorry for rocking the boat.
**[13:45] kazu**
Oh, don't worry about that.
**[13:47] nagi**
Handkerchief...
**[13:48] kazu**
Huh?
**[13:49] nagi**
I still have your handkerchief.
**[13:52] nagi**
I'll give it back to you the next time I see you.
**[13:56] kazu**
Okay.
**[13:58] kazu**
But, as for giving up...
**[14:04] kazu**
I'm not going to do that just yet.
***SIGN*** Tachibana Video Rental
**[14:14] nish**
My brother's been acting weird lately.
**[14:17] nish**
I wonder if something's happened.
**[14:18] wata**
Even if something has, he's more sensible than you, so you shouldn't worry about him.
**[14:22] nish**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
**[14:25] nish**
Wh-What do you mean by that, Wataru-kun?
**[14:27] wata**
It means that you're an idiot all the time.
**[14:30] nish**
What did you just say?!
**[14:32] nish**
An idiot?
**[14:33] nish**
How can you say that?
**[14:34] nish**
The idiot is the idiot who calls other people idiots!
**[14:37] wata**
Sure. Got it. My bad.
**[14:41] wata**
So, what's Kazuki been doing that's weird?
**[14:52] nish**
Just a feeling.
**[14:53] wata**
You're an utter idiot.
**[14:54] nish**
Hey! I just know, okay?!
**[14:56] nish**
As his sister, I can kinda read his mind!
**[15:00] wata**
No, you can't! You can't read it at all!
**[15:03] wata**
Man, if you're that worried, I'll look into it for you.
**[15:10] nagi**
Well? You don't usually come here for no reason.
**[15:13] nagi**
What do you want? I don't have much time for kids.
**[15:16] wata**
Well, it's nothing much...
**[15:21] wata**
but did something happen between you and Kazuki the other day?
**[15:23] nagi**
Of course not! Nothing happened!
**[15:26] nagi**
Besides, I don't even know who you're talking about!
**[15:28] wata**
Ah, I see.
**[15:29] wata**
Which means something did happen after all.
**[15:32] wata**
I guess I'll ask that butler-in-debt of hers...
**[15:34] nagi**
And just so we're clear, don't you dare breathe a word of this to Hayate!
**[15:37] wata**
Wow, she read my mind?!
**[15:39] nagi**
If you talk to Hayate about this,
**[15:41] nagi**
I'm going to build a video rental megastore in front of your house!
**[15:44] wata**
Okay, I get it.
**[15:46] wata**
W-Well, that was all I wanted to know...
**[15:49] nagi**
Yeah and don't come back here for a while.
**[15:52] ---**
Sheesh...
**[16:00] haya**
Hm? Where did Wataru-kun go?
**[16:02] nagi**
He went home.
**[16:03] haya**
Ah, I see.
**[16:09] nagi**
Hayate hasn't said a word about it even though he saw me out with a stranger.
**[16:16] nagi**
What is he thinking?
**[16:19] nagi**
If he's so calm, does that mean...
**[16:21] narr**
...that he's always considered you to be easy.
**[16:26] nagi**
Th-That can't be it.
**[16:28] nagi**
It's not like I cheated on him...
**[16:29] nagi**
But, he could at least be a little jealous!
**[16:35] haya**
Um, Ojou-sama?
**[16:36] haya**
Is something the matter?
**[16:38] nagi**
Shut up!
**[16:39] nagi**
You're an idiot, Hayate. An idiot!
**[16:42] haya**
What?
**[16:44] nagi**
What's wrong with Hayate?!
**[16:45] nagi**
Lately, he hasn't even regarded me as a girl.
**[16:49] narr**
He never regarded you as a girl!
**[16:52] nagi**
Sheesh.
**[16:56] haya**
Do you think I've done something to annoy Ojou-sama again?
**[17:02] mari**
You think so? Things look the same they always do.
**[17:07] haya**
Well, I guess I've been getting yelled at a lot lately.
**[17:10] haya**
I guess I'm not suited to this job after all.
**[17:15] mari**
I don't think there are many people who can do your job better than you.
**[17:19] haya**
You think so?
**[17:24] mari**
Hayate-kun!
**[17:25] mari**
We've got trouble!
**[17:25] haya**
What's wrong?!
**[17:30] mari**
How's my apple pie?
**[17:34] haya**
Very... tasty.
**[17:36] mari**
Then, let me give you a piece of advice.
**[17:40] mari**
Don't let the small stuff get you down.
**[17:43] mari**
Hayate-kun, you look cuter when you smile.
**[17:46] mari**
Okay?
**[17:48] haya**
Okay.
**[17:50] nagi**
Hayate...
**[17:52] nagi**
I don't know what you're talking about, but you haven't shown *me* that smile at all lately.
**[17:58] saku**
I see. This must be the lull after the honeymoon.
**[18:00] nagi**
Whoa, Saku! Where did you come from?!
**[18:02] saku**
I come equipped with a license to appear unexpectedly.
**[18:08] nagi**
So, what's this lull you mentioned?
**[18:10] saku**
Well, a butler and his master are a bit like a married couple.
**[18:14] saku**
In a sense, you're getting bored of each other because you're accustomed to each other.
**[18:17] saku**
In other words, divorce is looming!
**[18:20] nagi**
Th-Then, what should I do?!
**[18:23] saku**
That's easy. You have to introduce a new stimulus!
**[18:27] saku**
Show him a look he's never seen before...
**[18:31] ---**
Like...
**[18:40] saku**
Right, moving on to the next strategy...
**[18:42] nagi**
Wait! Why did you give up just now?!
**[18:44] haya**
There we go.
**[18:45] haya**
You're still a young girl, so you shouldn't be dressed so immodestly.
**[18:50] saku**
Whoa! The butler-in-debt! When did you appear behind me?!
**[18:53] haya**
Butlers come equipped with a license to appear unexpectedly.
**[18:58] saku**
You're making fun of me again!
**[19:00] saku**
You stupid butler!
**[19:02] haya**
Ah, Sakuya-san!
**[19:05] haya**
What's wrong with Sakuya-san?
**[19:07] nagi**
Who knows?
**[19:08] nagi**
What a useless girl...
**[19:11] nagi**
That's why I'm asking someone who's a bit more reliable...
**[19:15] nagi**
Why isn't Hayate even slightly jealous?
**[19:19] nagi**
I mean, it was Hayate who told me that he loved me.
**[19:22] mari**
That's because you're not even on Hayate-kun's radar,
**[19:27] mari**
and the whole thing was a misunderstanding anyway.
**[19:29] mari**
W-Well, Hayate-kun's the type who doesn't buy the cow when he can drink the milk for free.
**[19:33] nagi**
D-Did you just call me a cow?!
**[19:36] mari**
I'll go get a towel, so just hang on.
**[19:38] nagi**
Hey, Maria!
**[19:43] mari**
Seeing as their relationship started off as a misunderstanding, it makes sense...
**[19:47] mari**
that even tiny things like this will cause whirlpools of confusion...
**[19:53] haya**
Maria-san.
**[19:55] haya**
I've finished washing the sheets.
**[19:57] mari**
Oh, Hayate-kun.
**[19:59] mari**
If Hayate-kun falls in love with Nagi for some reason...
**[20:03] mari**
But, I guess that's pretty unlikely.
**[20:07] mari**
Oh, we have a visitor.
**[20:09] mari**
Hayate-kun, I'm sorry, but could you go to the boiler cupboard and take a towel to Nagi?
**[20:14] mari**
I'll attend to our visitor.
**[20:16] haya**
Sure, no problem.
**[20:19] nagi**
When's Maria going to come back?
**[20:23] haya**
Um, how am I going to give her the towel?
**[20:27] haya**
I can't just hand it directly to her. She is a girl, after all.
**[20:33] nagi**
Hey, if you've got a towel, hurry up and bring it here.
**[20:39] nagi**
If I stay in the hot water any longer, I'm going to get faint.
**[20:43] haya**
Oh, I'm sorry! Here's the towel...
**[20:54] nagi**
You idiot!
**[20:55] nagi**
Why are you in here, Hayate?!
**[20:58] haya**
I'm sorry!
**[20:59] haya**
Maria-san asked me to bring you a towel!
**[21:02] nagi**
Maria did?
**[21:03] nagi**
Why? Could this be the new stimulus Saku was talking about?
**[21:07] haya**
I'm so sorry.
**[21:09] haya**
I'll leave the towel here.
**[21:10] haya**
Excuse me!
**[21:11] nagi**
W-Wait!
**[21:12] haya**
Yes?
**[21:13] nagi**
If my hair stays wet, it's going to get damaged.
**[21:17] nagi**
At least dry my hair.
**[21:25] haya**
Um, Ojou-sama?
**[21:28] haya**
Are you mad at me?
**[21:30] nagi**
Yes.
**[21:32] nagi**
Girls are complicated and delicate beings, yet you...
**[21:37] haya**
I-I'm sorry.
**[21:39] nagi**
Anyway, you're pretty good at drying hair.
**[21:42] haya**
Of course, I mean it's my precious Ojou-sama's hair, after all.
**[21:45] nagi**
Man, I forgot what I was even mad about in the first place.
**[21:51] nagi**
So for that, I'll...
**[21:58] haya**
Ojou-sama?
**[22:00] nagi**
That was your reward.
**[22:02] nagi**
Be grateful!
**[22:06] mari**
H-How did those two get into a situation like this?
**[22:10] mari**
But, I suppose...
**[22:22] mari**
You're a cutie-pie, Nagi.
**[24:06] nagi**
Maria, what do I have to do to grow taller?
**[24:08] mari**
Don't worry, you'll grow taller sooner or later.
**[24:10] nagi**
That's not good enough. I need to grow taller now!
**[24:12] mari**
There's always platform shoes, I guess.
**[24:14] nagi**
Those don't make me *grow* taller, and besides, you only look a few centimeters taller with them on!
**[24:17] mari**
How much taller do you want to be?
**[24:18] nagi**
As tall as I can get. My goal's fifty-seven meters!
**[24:21] mari**
You'd probably crush Hayate-kun with your foot if you were that tall.
**[24:23] nagi**
But, that means I'd weigh five-hundred-and-fifty tons...
**[24:27] mari**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Your Place*.
**[24:30] mari**
Nagi, you're just right the way you are.
# 6 - Your Place
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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***SIGN*** I'm such a fool...
**[01:33] nagi**
I'm such a fool.
**[01:37] nagi**
If seeing me naked wasn't bad enough...
**[01:42] nagi**
he also dried my hair and, on top of that...
**[01:47] nagi**
I k-kissed...
**[01:52] nagi**
This is so embarrassing. I won't be able to look Hayate in the eye for a while.
**[02:01] mari**
So, that's the lowdown, Hayate-kun.
**[02:03] mari**
Do you think you could stay somewhere else for a couple of days?
**[02:07] haya**
Well, it looks like that might be a good idea.
**[02:10] mari**
I'm sorry about Nagi.
**[02:13] haya**
No, it doesn't bother me at all...
**[02:16] mari**
Anyway, I know it's not much, but here's some money to use towards accommodation for the next three days.
**[02:23] haya**
Maria-san! Th-This is a million yen! *A million yen*!
**[02:28] mari**
Please call me if you run out.
**[02:30] haya**
No, no, I won't need this much!
**[02:33] ---**
I mean, I could live three years in a life of luxury with this much money!
**[02:37] haya**
*Three years*!
**[02:38] mari**
Well, it'll be troublesome if you bring any of that money back, so make sure to spend all of it, okay?
**[02:45] haya**
Is this really okay?
***SIGN*** Your Place
**[02:58] haya**
But they really are rich, aren't they?
**[03:02] haya**
A million just for three days... they have no sense of what things cost.
**[03:05] haya**
But I have to spend it wisely!
**[03:07] yuki**
Oh, if it isn't Ayasaki-kun.
**[03:12] haya**
And straight away, someone who can't be trusted with money appears.
**[03:18] himu**
My money sense is tingling...
**[03:22] soni**
What's this? It seems that God has guided my poverty-stricken self to this place...
**[03:26] haya**
Th-These guys...
**[03:28] yuki**
Wow, Saeki-kun and the nun... What a coincidence!
**[03:32] himu**
Not really. My money radar started beeping.
**[03:36] soni**
I also heard God's voice of salvation in this area...
**[03:40] yuki**
What? No way! Really?
**[03:42] haya**
This is bad.
**[03:43] haya**
With these guys here, that million won't even last a minute.
**[03:50] haya**
I have to get away somehow, even if I have to sacrifice this as bait!
**[03:58] haya**
Oh no! The wind's carrying away my coat with a hundred thousand yen in its pocket!
**[04:02] himu**
Whoa!
**[04:03] yuki**
A hundred thousand?!
**[04:04] soni**
That was truly a divine wind!
**[04:12] haya**
Wow, that worked well...
***SIGN*** Remaining funds:
**[04:22] haya**
Man, that was an unexpected and unnecessary expense...
**[04:26] haya**
I'll have to use the rest of the money sparingly!
**[04:29] mafi**
Come on, come on!
**[04:31] mafi**
We don't give a rat's ass about your daughter's medical bills!
**[04:34] mafi**
Give us our money already!
**[04:36] wife**
But if you take back the five hundred thousand yen, my daughter's life...
***SIGN*** Remaining funds:
**[04:54] kid**
Oh no! This valuable two hundred thousand yen jar that I was meant to get for my mom...
**[05:01] haya**
Mom, don't you think that was a little too difficult for a first errand?
**[05:08] girl**
I've lost my wallet with all the money I was saving up by not buying comics and candy!
**[05:15] man**
Damn, my father collapsed and I don't even have enough money to buy a plane ticket!
**[05:23] girl**
If only we had enough money for the wedding, my mother would accept our feelings...
**[05:28] dir**
If we had enough money to pay another assistant, we could finish this before the deadline.
**[05:40] haya**
Why does this always happen to me?
**[05:47] haya**
This sorta reminds me of that one Christmas Eve...
**[05:54] haya**
But this time, it's my own fault, and Ojou-sama isn't here to save me either...
**[06:05] hina**
What are you doing here, Ayasaki-kun?
**[06:09] hina**
Hinagiku-san...
**[06:12] hina**
You'll catch cold dressed like that if you stay out here.
**[06:16] hina**
It's freezing. Wanna come over to my house?
**[06:20] narr**
This is what transpired on the last snowy day of winter...
**[06:28] narr**
But...
**[06:30] narr**
Hayate's confusing night...
**[06:33] narr**
was far from over!
**[06:37] haya**
U-Um, what am I doing here?
**[06:43] haya**
This is Hinagiku-san's house, and what's more, this is her bathroom...
**[06:49] haya**
This is where Hinagiku-san washes her body every day!
**[06:54] haya**
Idiot!
**[06:58] haya**
What am I thinking?!
**[07:04] hina**
Oh, you're already done with your bath?
**[07:07] haya**
Yeah...
**[07:09] hina**
Have you warmed up a bit now?
**[07:11] haya**
Y-Yes.
**[07:13] mom**
Oh, Ayasaki-kun, you're already out of the bath?
**[07:16] mom**
Are my husband's clothes too big for you?
**[07:19] haya**
No, they fit fine.
**[07:21] mom**
Really? That's great!
**[07:23] mom**
Anyway, this boy's really cute!
**[07:27] hina**
What are you getting all excited about at your age?
**[07:30] mom**
Is he your boyfriend?
**[07:32] mom**
I'd love to have a son-in-law like him!
**[07:36] hina**
I've already told you he's not my boyfriend!
**[07:38] mom**
Hina-chan, can I get him to wear one of your skirts?
**[07:41] mom**
I bet he'd look good in them.
**[07:43] hina**
I told you not to try things like that!
**[07:46] hina**
Besides, I'm sure Ayasaki-kun already has a girlfriend...
**[07:52] mom**
Um, these are cat ears. Can you try them on for me?
**[07:57] hina**
Jeez! Why do you have to be so embarrassing?!
**[08:01] mom**
But, honey...
**[08:08] hina**
I'm sorry about her.
**[08:10] hina**
She gets all flustered when she meets boys like you.
**[08:13] haya**
Oh, it's no problem.
**[08:15] haya**
It looks like you have a nice, interesting mother.
**[08:24] hina**
Yes, she's very kind.
**[08:27] hina**
By the way, what were you doing out there in the snow in just a T-shirt?
**[08:32] haya**
Well...
**[08:35] hina**
Let me guess... you can't go home.
**[08:38] hina**
Wait... really?
**[08:40] haya**
I'm not able to go home for three days...
**[08:44] mom**
Does that mean you're staying with us?
**[08:46] mom**
It's already late and it's cold outside, so you should stay here for the night!
**[08:50] hina**
You have girls his age living in this house and...
**[08:55] mom**
You know you want to.
**[08:56] haya**
But, is this really okay?
**[08:58] mom**
Yes! Of course it's okay!
**[09:03] mom**
And I have a really frilly dress that Hina-chan refuses to wear...
**[09:09] hina**
I'll show you to your room.
**[09:13] hina**
The room's detached from the main house. It's my sister's, but she doesn't use it anymore.
**[09:17] mom**
Look, here it is.
**[09:20] mom**
Hina-chan, you're so stingy...
**[09:27] haya**
Wow...
**[09:29] hina**
It's a bit of a mess, but my sister doesn't come home, so you can use it.
**[09:34] haya**
I'm sorry to impose on you like this.
**[09:38] hina**
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
**[09:40] haya**
I see...
**[09:44] hina**
Anyway, there's something I want to ask you.
**[09:47] haya**
Huh?
**[09:47] hina**
I'll come by later.
**[09:54] haya**
It's not as big as the Sanzenin mansion, but Hinagiku-san's place is still pretty huge...
**[10:04] haya**
I wonder what Ojou-sama is up to right now...
**[10:09] nagi**
This room feels kinda big when Hayate isn't around.
**[10:14] mari**
Why don't you ask him to come back if you're lonely?
**[10:18] mari**
I'm sure Hayate-kun would happily come back if you called him.
**[10:22] nagi**
No, that won't do.
**[10:25] nagi**
There are things you can get over in a single night and things you can't.
**[10:28] nagi**
My heart won't heal in a night...
**[10:34] mari**
A girl's heart is complicated when she's going through puberty. You sure don't have it easy, Hayate-kun...
**[10:40] narr**
The long night is still far from over.
**[10:50] haya**
352, 353, 354, 355, 356, 357, 358...
**[11:00] hina**
So you do take training seriously after all.
**[11:00] haya**
359, 360...
**[11:04] haya**
Hinagiku-san!
**[11:06] hina**
I'm coming in!
**[11:10] hina**
But if you sweat that much, don't you feel all uncomfortable if you don't take a bath afterwards?
**[11:16] hina**
Here you go.
**[11:17] haya**
Oh, thank you.
**[11:20] haya**
Wait, it looks like Hinagiku-san has just got out of the bath...
**[11:24] hina**
You were studying as well. You really are dedicated.
**[11:29] haya**
With the doors closed... late at night... just the two of us...
**[11:33] haya**
The faint waft of her shampoo...
**[11:36] haya**
Th-This is...
**[11:39] hina**
Hey, you got this one wrong.
**[11:41] haya**
What?
**[11:43] hina**
"What"?
**[11:45] hina**
Are you even listening to me?
**[11:47] haya**
O-Of course I am!
**[11:49] hina**
Ah, this one's wrong too.
**[11:51] haya**
I've always known she was pretty, but looking at her like this, Hinagiku-san really is *stunning*.
**[11:58] haya**
Oh no, what the hell am I thinking?
**[12:03] haya**
Eeks!
**[12:04] hina**
Are you going to listen to me or not?
**[12:06] haya**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[12:09] haya**
By the way, you said you wanted to ask me something earlier.
**[12:13] haya**
Wh-What was it?
**[12:16] hina**
I, um...
**[12:21] hina**
More importantly,
**[12:23] hina**
how are you going to pass the next test if you make this many mistakes?!
**[12:26] haya**
Er... Right!
**[12:28] hina**
I'll check it for you, so start studying.
**[12:31] haya**
Y-Yes, miss!
**[12:33] hina**
For this question, first you have to...
**[12:34] haya**
Um... um...
**[12:38] hina**
And then, you use this equation and...
**[12:40] haya**
Yes!
**[12:41] hina**
What I wanted to ask...
**[12:43] hina**
I wanted to ask you whether...
**[12:46] hina**
the smile on that girl's face - the girl who confessed to you on Valentine's Day - did her happiness mean...
**[12:52] hina**
that you're now going out with her?
**[12:57] hina**
What would asking something like that achieve anyway?!
**[13:00] haya**
I'm finished.
**[13:03] hina**
Never mind.
**[13:04] haya**
What?
**[13:06] hina**
This... this is all pointless anyway.
**[13:10] hina**
Good night.
**[13:14] haya**
Am I that bad at schoolwork?
**[13:23] hina**
Why am I getting all flustered?
**[13:26] hina**
It's not like it matters to me who Ayasaki-kun is dating.
**[13:31] hina**
He's not even my type and I don't feel anything like that for him anyway...
**[13:37] hina**
It's only on my mind because it feels like a friend of mine has got herself a boyfriend...
**[13:46] hina**
There's nothing more to it than that...
**[13:52] narr**
And the person that the Student Council President was worrying over is...
**[13:57] nish**
Hayate-kun...
**[13:59] narr**
She may have confessed her love to him, but in the end, she just fled...
**[14:03] narr**
from her stagnant reality into a strange dream world.
**[14:07] nish**
Is it okay for me to do this? What about here?
**[14:13] narr**
The night lazily drifts onwards.
**[14:21] mom**
Hina-chan, please go wake up Ayasaki-kun.
**[14:24] hina**
Gotcha!
**[14:29] hina**
Hey, Ayasaki-kun...
**[14:31] hina**
Time for breakfast!
**[14:33] haya**
Hinagiku-san.
**[14:35] hina**
Why on earth did you pull an all-nighter?
**[14:38] ---**
Right...
**[14:40] haya**
Because my grades...
**[14:44] haya**
Thanks for the food.
**[14:52] hina**
By the way, where are you going to stay tonight?
**[14:54] hina**
If you have nowhere else to go, I don't mind you staying here again.
**[14:57] hina**
It looks like that woman over there would like that too.
**[15:04] haya**
If I'm not imposing too much...
**[15:06] hina**
It's no trouble for us, but is it really all right?
**[15:09] haya**
What do you mean?
**[15:12] hina**
I'm obviously talking about you keeping your distance from that cute girl of yours.
**[15:17] haya**
Well, it's probably best that I stay out of her hair for a while...
**[15:23] haya**
I mean, she's still all embarrassed that I saw her naked...
**[15:25] haya**
Plus, as a guy, it's not a good idea to be clingy...
**[15:31] mari**
What's the matter, Nagi? Have you caught a cold?
**[15:34] nagi**
No, my nose was just a little itchy.
**[15:38] mari**
It's because you're always staying up all night.
**[15:42] mari**
Oh, we have a visitor.
**[15:47] mari**
Sorry for making you wait.
**[15:49] yuki**
Here, this is Ayasaki-kun's coat.
**[15:53] mari**
Katsura-sensei, why do you have it?
**[15:56] yuki**
It's complicated, but I decided that it's wrong for a teacher to rip off a student of hers.
**[16:03] mari**
Excuse me?
**[16:04] wife**
Um...
**[16:11] nagi**
What's with all this small change?
**[16:13] mari**
Oh, it's nothing to worry about.
**[16:19] mari**
The money they paid back adds up to exactly one million yen.
**[16:22] mari**
That's the money I gave to Hayate-kun for accommodation yesterday.
**[16:26] mari**
That means...
**[16:28] mari**
Where are you staying, Hayate-kun?
**[16:37] miki**
Good morning, Hina... and Hayata-kun?
**[16:41] both**
Good morning.
**[16:42] miki**
This is an odd turn of events. You guys are getting along well so early in the morning.
**[16:47] hina**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[16:51] hina**
Listen, don't tell anyone that you're staying at my place!
**[16:55] haya**
Of course I won't!
**[16:57] miki**
By the way, Hayata-kun. How come you aren't in your butler outfit today?
**[17:03] haya**
Well, you see, it's because I always leave my school uniform at school and...
**[17:08] miki**
You didn't answer my question...
**[17:12] miki**
Never mind. Here's the work I told you about yesterday, Hina.
**[17:17] hina**
Oh, that thing. It's due today, isn't it?
**[17:20] hina**
Okay, I'll get right on it. You two go ahead to class.
**[17:24] haya**
All right.
**[17:30] miki**
What's up?
**[17:31] haya**
Oh, nothing. I just find it amazing...
**[17:33] haya**
how she can switch to Student Council Mode in an instant.
**[17:37] miki**
Of course it's amazing.
**[17:39] miki**
There are only two people including Hina who have ever become Student Council President as freshmen.
**[17:45] Haya**
I see.
**[17:46] Haya**
That reminds me. Ojou-sama once told me...
**[17:49] Haya**
about an amazing grade-skipping student who held the presidency for two consecutive terms.
**[17:53] miki**
That's right. As you can see, only the most prodigious people...
**[17:56] miki**
can handle the role of president here at Hakuou.
**[18:03] mari**
Have I caught a cold?
**[18:06] mari**
Anyway, I have to at least find out where he's staying.
**[18:14] haya**
Ayasaki speaking.
**[18:16] mari**
Ah, Hayate-kun?
**[18:17] haya**
Ma-Maria-san...
**[18:20] mari**
I just wanted to ask you something.
**[18:23] haya**
What should I do?
**[18:24] haya**
How can I possibly explain that I've lost a million yen in a single day?
**[18:30] mari**
Hayate-kun?
**[18:33] haya**
Sorry, the line's breaking up!
**[18:36] haya**
And class is about to start!
**[18:45] mari**
This seems to be another disaster gathering speed.
**[18:52] mari**
He's at school right now, so I guess I can try this plan out.
**[19:07] mari**
Yes, this is perfect.
**[19:10] mari**
Now I can observe Hayate-kun from the shadows.
**[19:16] mari**
I haven't worn this for ages, but I think I still look pretty good in it.
**[19:23] mari**
Let's face it, I was only ten when I was the Hakuou Student Council President...
**[19:29] mari**
Compared to back then, I think it looks better on me now.
**[19:33] mari**
Anyway, let's go infiltrate his school!
**[19:41] boy**
Who's that cutie?
**[19:43] boy**
Which class is that babe in?
**[19:46] boy**
Have you ever seen her here before?
**[19:48] boy**
Maybe she's a transfer student.
**[19:49] mari**
Hm, it looks like I'm still attracting attention even though I'm wearing my school uniform...
**[19:54] mari**
Wait, I've got it.
**[19:57] mari**
If I use this disguise...
**[20:08] mari**
Oh my...
**[20:13] haya**
I used a pretty pathetic excuse to hang up on Maria-san.
**[20:18] haya**
That wasn't good.
**[20:21] haya**
But it's not like I can tell her I lost all that money...
**[20:24] haya**
and that I'm actually staying at Hinagiku-san's house...
**[20:29] haya**
Eeks!
**[20:31] hina**
If you make a boring face like that, you'll end up having a boring life.
**[20:36] hina**
You already have a face that looks like it attracts misfortune.
**[20:41] haya**
Thank you very much.
**[20:44] hina**
Drink up and snap out of it.
**[20:46] hina**
Anyway, I've still got some Student Council work left to do.
**[20:55] haya**
I can't just stay at her place without paying her back somehow.
**[20:58] haya**
Maybe I should give Hinagiku-san a hand with her work.
**[21:06] mari**
This should do the trick.
**[21:08] mari**
Now, let's start the search for Hayate-kun.
**[21:13] mari**
The clock tower... how nostalgic...
**[21:19] mari**
I'm already here, so I might as well take a look up there.
**[21:30] mari**
Hayate-kun...
**[21:35] ---**
Umm...
**[21:36] haya**
Um, are you going up? Which floor?
**[21:41] mari**
Is it possible that he doesn't recognize me?
**[21:45] haya**
For a moment, I was sure she was Maria-san,
**[21:48] ---**
but Maria-san wouldn't be caught dead in a weird outfit like that.
**[21:51] mari**
Top floor, please.
**[21:55] haya**
It must be someone else.
**[21:58] mari**
He really hasn't recognized me!
**[22:00] mari**
Well, well, this certainly tickles my mischievous side...
**[22:06] narr**
She was supposed to observe from a distance, but the mischievous maid has decided on a different approach.
**[22:10] narr**
And it looks like something's about to happen that will send our protagonist straight into the arms of romance!
**[22:18] nagi**
Hey Maria. I want some tea!
**[22:23] nagi**
Maria!
**[22:25] narr**
However, the heroine is completely out of the picture and her voice echoes around the mansion in solitude.
**[22:31] nagi**
Maria?
**[24:06] haya**
It looks like Hinagiku-san always has a lot of work to do for the Student Council.
**[24:10] miki**
Hayata-kun, it looks like you're finally going to find out the truth.
**[24:15] miki**
The Hakuou Gakuin Student Council is actually...
**[24:17] miki**
a secret commando unit that fights evil underground organizations.
**[24:20] haya**
What?
**[24:21] miki**
Hina's also the avatar of Valfy, the reincarnation of Joan of Arc!
**[24:25] haya**
Are you serious?!
**[24:27] miki**
No, of course I'm lying.
**[24:29] miki**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan*.
# 7 - Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:30] nagi**
Even when I'm on my own...
**[01:34] nagi**
I can still make some tea!
**[01:41] narr**
At the moment, Ojou-sama is all by herself.
**[01:45] narr**
Her butler has been given a few days off...
**[01:48] narr**
and has somehow ended up staying at the Student Council President's house.
**[01:51] narr**
Her maid, concerned about his whereabouts, has disguised herself and has infiltrated the school!
**[01:56] narr**
Because of this, Ojou-sama finds herself all alone in her mansion.
**[02:17] nagi**
Maria! Hayate!
**[02:19] nagi**
Hurry up and come back home!
***SIGN*** Half-baked Jealousy!! Ja-pan
**[02:34] mari**
Excuse me, are you a member of the Student Council?
**[02:37] haya**
No, I'm not.
**[02:39] mari**
Oh, but isn't there a rule that says only members of the Student Council are allowed to come up here?
**[02:45] haya**
W-Well, that's true, but I'm indebted to the President of the Student Council...
**[02:52] haya**
so I thought I should probably help her out a bit.
**[02:55] mari**
Oh? Does that mean that you're in love with her?
**[03:02] haya**
Wh-What are you talking about?! That's completely and utterly absurd!
**[03:06] mari**
The fact that you're denying it so strongly makes you suspicious.
**[03:10] haya**
I-It's not like that!
**[03:12] haya**
I mean, she's pretty and cool, so I guess I admire her a bit, but that doesn't mean...
**[03:18] haya**
I'm in love or anything...
**[03:22] haya**
What I mean to say is... um...
**[03:25] mari**
Oh, Hayate-kun's such a cutie.
**[03:29] mari**
For some reason, that just makes me want to tease him even more.
**[03:34] mari**
Excuse me...
**[03:38] haya**
What? It stopped?
**[03:40] mari**
Oh, this elevator's quite old, so it stops randomly every once in a while.
**[03:47] mari**
Let's see... When it stops, you have to...
**[03:52] haya**
She is Maria-san after all?
**[03:54] haya**
But, why?!
**[03:56] haya**
Did she come here to come check on me because I hung up on her?
**[04:01] haya**
Or maybe she came here to scold me?
**[04:04] haya**
Th-This is bad. I've got no choice but to take the direct approach and apologize.
**[04:08] haya**
Excuse me!
**[04:13] mari**
Wh-What's he doing?
**[04:15] mari**
Is he getting strange ideas because we're all alone?
**[04:19] mari**
Y-You can't do this all of the sudden!
**[04:21] haya**
I'm sorry this is so sudden, but I have to...
**[04:35] hina**
It's all fixed now. Are you all okay in there?
**[04:41] hina**
Wh-What are you doing, Ayasaki-kun?
**[04:44] haya**
What? No, this isn't what it looks...
**[04:47] hina**
What? Hey! Wait, Ayasaki-kun!
**[04:58] haya**
Maria-san, why are you here?
**[05:02] haya**
And doing c-cosplay as well...
**[05:06] mari**
It's not cosplay!
**[05:08] mari**
This is a perfectly normal outfit for a seventeen year old to be wearing!
**[05:11] haya**
S-Sorry. You just seem more mature, so...
**[05:16] mari**
You realize I only came here because I was worried about you.
**[05:21] haya**
Worried about... me?
**[05:25] mari**
That's right.
**[05:26] mari**
To tell you the truth, the money I gave you...
**[05:31] mari**
Why are you crying, Hayate-kun?!
**[05:33] haya**
Because... because...
**[05:36] haya**
Nobody has ever worried about me before, so...
**[05:40] haya**
But you were worried about me and you even dressed up in that embarrassing uniform just for me...
**[05:46] mari**
He's not trying to be unkind. He doesn't mean it...
**[05:49] mari**
But, Hayate-kun, what are you-
**[05:56] mari**
Yes? Oh, Nagi?
**[05:59] mari**
What? The room's all messed up?
**[06:01] mari**
O-Okay. I'll come home right away!
**[06:06] mari**
Um, Hayate-kun, I...
**[06:09] haya**
I'm fine!
**[06:10] haya**
I won't make you worry anymore!
**[06:13] mari**
Then, please come back home tomorrow evening.
**[06:17] haya**
With bells on!
**[06:19] haya**
I let my guard down because I was on my day off.
**[06:23] haya**
However, I'm a butler for the Sanzenins at all times!
**[06:27] haya**
Which means that freeloading at Hinagiku-san's house...
**[06:31] ---**
is a disgrace to all butlers!
**[06:39] hina**
I can't believe Ayasaki-kun...
**[06:42] hina**
He's doing stuff like that with another girl,
**[06:45] hina**
even though he already has a girlfriend...
**[06:47] hina**
I'll have to give him an earful or else I'll be disgracing...
**[06:50] hina**
every single Hakuou Gakuin Student Council President!
**[06:52] haya**
Oh, Hinagiku-san!
**[06:54] haya**
You've had a long day.
**[06:56] haya**
Are you on your way home? You must be tired.
**[06:59] hina**
Ayasaki-kun!
**[07:00] hina**
You...
**[07:01] haya**
By the way, what's your favorite dish?
**[07:05] hina**
What? My favorite dish?
**[07:07] haya**
Yes.
**[07:10] hina**
Curry and hamburger steak, I guess...
**[07:13] haya**
So you like boy's foods, do you?
**[07:17] hina**
What's wrong with that?!
**[07:20] hina**
Anyway, why are you so interested in my favorite foods?
**[07:22] haya**
Your mother asked me to prepare dinner.
**[07:26] hina**
What? Does that mean...
**[07:28] haya**
Yes, your mother was suddenly called into work tonight.
**[07:35] hina**
Does that mean it's just going to be the two of us tonight?
**[07:38] haya**
No, Katsura-sensei said she'd be coming over this evening.
**[07:42] haya**
I see.
**[07:43] haya**
No, not that one. You gotta get the sweet curry sauce over there.
**[07:48] haya**
Oh, I didn't realize you had the tastebuds of a child.
**[07:52] hina**
I-It's not like that at all!
**[07:55] hina**
Come on, Ayasaki-kun, let's go home!
**[07:57] haya**
Yes, ma'am, Hinagiku-san.
**[07:59] narr**
What on earth? What's with all this lovey-dovey high school chatter?
**[08:07] hina**
Man, at this rate, everything's going to go at Ayasaki-kun's pace.
**[08:14] hina**
I guess I should give him a piece of my mind after all.
**[08:20] haya**
Right! As a Sanzenin butler,
**[08:23] haya**
I have to make the world's best curry and hamburger steak.
**[08:25] hina**
Hold up, Ayasaki-kun!
**[08:29] haya**
Hinagiku-san?
**[08:30] hina**
I can't stand people cooking for me, so I'm going to cook as well.
**[08:35] haya**
But...
**[08:36] hina**
No buts! Let's split the cooking. You do the curry, I'll do the hamburger steak!
**[08:41] haya**
Gotcha.
**[08:44] haya**
Hinagiku-san, do you eat celery?
**[08:47] hina**
Of course I do! I'm not *that* much of a kid, you know!
**[08:50] haya**
Wow, you're good at cutting onions.
**[08:53] hina**
Idiot. Pass me that carrot, will you?
**[08:55] haya**
Here you go.
**[08:56] narr**
Now, you're talking softly like newlyweds. What is it with you two?!
**[09:03] haya**
Hinagiku-san, I'm done over here.
**[09:06] hina**
I'm done as well!
**[09:11] haya**
E-Exquisite! Hinagiku-san, you're a great cook!
**[09:14] hina**
This is incredible! Ayasaki-kun, you're a great cook too!
**[09:23] hina**
Um, l-let's...
**[09:25] haya**
...set the table, shall we?
**[09:28] narr**
Lovey-lovey-dovey! How embarrassing!
So embarrassing! Too embarrassing!
**[09:36] haya**
Anyway, it seems like Katsura-sensei still hasn't arrived...
**[09:41] hina**
Yeah...
**[09:45] hina**
I-I'll make some tea.
**[09:47] haya**
Oh, don't worry, I'll do it!
**[09:59] yuki**
Hey, Pops!
**[10:02] yuki**
Bring me some money!
**[10:04] oya**
I can serve you booze, but money...
**[10:21] haya**
Um...
**[10:34] hina**
But thinking about it, he's already got a girlfriend.
**[10:39] hina**
So I suppose there's nothing to worry about.
**[10:47] hina**
A girlfriend, huh?
**[10:50] hina**
Oh yeah, Ayasaki-kun, do you want to take a bath?
**[10:55] haya**
Y-You mean... together?
**[10:58] hina**
What exactly are you thinking? Of course I don't mean that.
**[11:04] hina**
Do you want to take a bath together?
**[11:07] haya**
What?
**[11:08] haya**
I... nah oboe hire...
**[11:11] hina**
Try answering in English...
**[11:14] hina**
So anyway, who would you rather get in the bath with?
**[11:18] hina**
Me, Maria-san or that girl, Nishizawa-san?
**[11:24] haya**
Wow! Well, I, um...
**[11:27] hina**
In that case, how about my older sister?
**[11:30] haya**
That's a definite no.
**[11:32] yuki**
*What did you say?!*
**[11:35] hina**
Honestly! You shouldn't be so easily swayed when you have a girlfriend.
**[11:40] haya**
What?
**[11:41] hina**
You'll only end up hurting her.
**[11:43] haya**
But I don't have one...
**[11:45] haya**
Um, I don't actually have a girlfriend.
**[11:49] hina**
What?
**[11:54] nagi**
It's not like I can't make a cup of tea myself!
**[11:58] nagi**
It's just that I let my guard down a little...
**[12:00] mari**
Of course.
**[12:02] mari**
Anyway, I'm glad that it was only the kitchen that was wrecked.
**[12:05] nagi**
Geez. This and everything else is all Hayate's fault...
**[12:09] mari**
That reminds me... I forgot to ask Hayate-kun where he was staying.
**[12:17] hina**
You don't have a what?
**[12:19] haya**
Like I said, I don't have a girlfriend.
**[12:24] hina**
What? What do you mean you don't have one?!
**[12:27] hina**
I thought you were going out with that Nishizawa-san girl!
**[12:29] haya**
What? Wh-Why do you think I'm going out with her all of a sudden?
**[12:33] hina**
You can stop lying to me! I know she confessed to you on Valentine's Day.
**[12:39] haya**
Well, she did, but I didn't answer her... or rather...
**[12:44] haya**
I was told I didn't have to answer... so I couldn't give her an answer...
**[12:54] hina**
Wait a minute. That means those two really aren't going out?
**[12:58] hina**
I jumped to conclusions...
**[13:03] hina**
and ended up bringing a single guy home with me and now, we're all alone late at night!
**[13:07] haya**
Um, Hinagiku-san?
**[13:10] hina**
Yes? How can I help?
**[13:11] haya**
Um... you...
**[13:13] hina**
Oh yeah, Ayasaki-kun, would you like some ice cream?
**[13:16] hina**
You do, don't you?
**[13:16] haya**
U-Umm...
**[13:17] hina**
I'll go out and buy some for you!
**[13:23] cler**
Thank you very much.
**[13:31] hina**
This has thrown me off balance.
**[13:33] hina**
I never even considered that they might not be dating...
**[13:36] hina**
But I wonder why I'm feeling a little...
**[13:50] hina**
You're...
**[13:51] nish**
O-Oh! It's Hakuou's Student Council President.
**[13:54] nish**
What are you doing here?
**[13:56] nish**
Oh, perhaps you were chasing the same baked yam cart I was,
**[13:57] nish**
Wait up! Wait up!
**[13:59] nish**
and when you came to, you realized you were in someplace you didn't know?
**[14:04] hina**
No, I don't have any exciting backstory like that.
**[14:07] nish**
Oh, I see. Do you want a baked yam?
**[14:11] hina**
No, not right now.
**[14:14] hina**
This is really bad.
**[14:16] narr**
At this moment, the thought going through Hinagiku's mind was that,
**[14:20] narr**
at this rate, Nishizawa-san would somehow find out that Hayate is staying at her house,
**[14:23] narr**
and that she'd get completely the wrong idea.
**[14:26] narr**
Then, things would start getting really complicated, like they do in romantic comedies!
**[14:32] ---**
That's the way we're heading!
**[14:34] hina**
I've gotta make sure she doesn't get the wrong idea about what's going on!
**[14:38] haya**
Ah, Hinagiku-san. The bath's ready for you.
**[14:42] narr**
What an incorrigible klutz.
**[14:45] hina**
Ayasaki-kun!
**[14:46] haya**
Hm? Oh, Nishizawa-san?
**[14:49] nish**
Oh, um... um...
**[14:55] hina**
N-No, it's not what you think!
**[14:59] nish**
S-Sorry for intruding!
**[15:00] hina**
Wait a minute!
**[15:01] haya**
Um...
**[15:02] hina**
Geez! Hold this!
**[15:05] nish**
I see. I didn't even know.
**[15:07] nish**
If Hayate-kun's at the Student Council President's house, that means...
**[15:11] nish**
those two are already newlyweds!
**[15:15] narr**
You're wrong.
**[15:16] nish**
And then I come along, totally oblivious, and try to make him commit adultery!
**[15:21] narr**
I just said that you're wrong!
**[15:23] hina**
Hey, hold your horses!
**[15:27] nish**
Why are you chasing me?
**[15:29] hina**
Because you're running away!
**[15:31] nish**
Just leave me alone! Someone like me should just waste away...
**[15:35] nish**
in an unfamiliar part of town with a baked yam in my hand!
**[15:38] hina**
That's not what I meant!
**[15:40] hina**
Why don't you stay over at my house too?
**[15:41] nish**
What?
**[15:43] hina**
Isn't that a better idea than endlessly worrying about a half-baked misunderstanding?
**[15:49] nish**
B-But, I could never intrude on your love nest...
**[15:54] hina**
Could you not refer to us like we're doing it?
**[15:57] hina**
Besides, if you're really in love with Ayasaki-kun, why are you surrendering so easily?
**[16:04] nish**
That's against the rules, isn't it? Saying something like that to a person's face.
**[16:08] hina**
Man, you're just too darn cute!
**[16:13] nish**
But, are you really sure it's okay for me to stay over?
**[16:17] hina**
It's fine. Besides, I don't like the idea of a teenage boy and a girl being left to their own devices at night.
**[16:25] nish**
So, does that mean you're not really in love with Hayate-kun?
**[16:32] hina**
O-Of course I'm not!
**[16:34] hina**
Why should I... um...
**[16:38] cat**
Meow!
**[16:38] hina**
Meow?
**[16:48] haya**
Ah, Hinagiku-san, welcome home.
**[16:51] haya**
Wait...
**[16:52] haya**
What?!
**[16:54] hina**
Wh-What should we do?
**[16:58] nish**
Ah! It's so *adorable*!
**[17:00] haya**
I'm pretty relieved it's got a clean bill of health.
**[17:03] hina**
Thank you. You saved me.
**[17:06] nish**
Hayate-kun, you seem to know lots about this.
**[17:09] haya**
No, I'm just used to it.
**[17:12] hina**
By the way, isn't this the first time you guys have seen each other since Valentine's Day?
**[17:26] nish**
Ah, the kitten must be hungry! Hungry! Don't we have to feed it?!
**[17:31] haya**
All right, I'll go buy some food. I know a good place we use at our house! I can put it on our tab!
**[17:39] nish**
Th-Thanks.
**[17:41] hina**
What are you doing? I just changed the conversation for you.
**[17:45] nish**
W-Well, I hadn't prepared myself yet...
**[17:49] nish**
I'm a bit calmer now, though.
**[17:52] hina**
Hmm? Why?
**[17:53] nish**
Because you're not in love with Hayate-kun.
**[17:57] hina**
Oh...
**[17:58] nish**
I think Hayate-kun's got a real weakness for girls like you.
**[18:04] hina**
R-Really?
**[18:06] nish**
Yes! Hayate-kun basically can't get enough of mature women!
**[18:11] nish**
Especially girls who are reliable, pretty and kind.
They turn his legs to mush the instant he sees them!
**[18:18] hina**
But the fact that you love him even though you know that must mean that you're deeply in love with him.
**[18:25] nish**
I-I already told you that you can't say those things to a person's face!
**[18:31] hina**
Your cute side kinda makes me want to root for you.
**[18:37] nish**
Y-You really mean that?
**[18:39] hina**
Yes.
**[18:41] hina**
That's right. She's serious about him. I can just...
**[18:48] nish**
But, someone needs to root for Hayate-kun too.
**[18:52] hina**
Why's that?
**[18:54] nish**
Hayate-kun doesn't have a home,
**[18:56] nish**
so whenever he can't go back to the mansion, he's left out in the cold.
**[18:59] hina**
What about Ayasaki-kun's parents? Thinking about it, why is he even working as a butler?
**[19:04] nish**
Oh, Katsura-san, you didn't know?
**[19:07] nish**
Hayate-kun's parents dumped a one hundred and fifty million yen debt on Hayate-kun and disappeared.
**[19:15] nish**
He's got it bad. Even though he never shows it...
**[19:23] nish**
Oh, looks like he's back.
**[19:27] hina**
There are things you can recognize in a glance.
**[19:31] hina**
Maybe that's what's been bugging me all along...
**[19:34] hina**
Because I vaguely sensed that...
**[19:37] haya**
Nishizawa-san, Hinagiku-san. I'm back.
**[19:42] hina**
He might be...
**[19:46] ---**
burdened with the same pain I am...
**[19:51] hina**
Ayasaki-kun...
**[19:54] haya**
Hinagiku-san...
**[19:56] haya**
That kitten's peeing all over you.
**[20:05] nish**
Excuse me,
**[20:07] ---**
I'll leave a change of clothes here for you.
**[20:10] hina**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[20:12] nish**
Don't mention it.
**[20:15] hina**
Hey,
**[20:17] ---**
aren't you going to ask him for an answer to your Valentine's confession?
**[20:26] nish**
Oh...
**[20:28] nish**
Well, I kinda already know the answer, so for now...
**[20:36] nish**
my tactic is to just put it off!
**[20:39] nish**
You see, if I can create a relationship where we're more than friends, but not quite lovers, then...
**[20:44] nish**
if we're around each other for long enough, at some point...
**[20:48] nish**
Hayate-kun might have a moment of insanity or something...
**[20:52] nish**
I bet I wouldn't have to resort to such lame tactics if I was as cool as you,
**[20:59] nish**
and then, I wouldn't have to worry about stuff like this...
**[21:05] hina**
I worry as well...
**[21:06] hina**
I'm really not cool at all...
**[21:14] hina**
Hey, can you call me Hinagiku from now on?
**[21:19] nish**
What?
**[21:22] hina**
In return, I'll call you Ayumu, okay?
**[21:29] hina**
I'm going to root for you.
**[21:32] nish**
A-All right, instead of Katsura-san, I'll call you H-Hina-san!
**[21:39] hina**
Why are you still adding "san" to the end?
**[21:43] nagi**
So, Hayate's coming home tomorrow?
**[21:45] mari**
Yes, that's right.
**[21:47] nagi**
I guess I'm looking forward to it a little bit.
**[21:49] mari**
You're not still embarrassed about him seeing you naked, are you?
**[21:53] nagi**
Well, maybe just a little bit..
**[21:56] nagi**
But I'm more worried about not being able to see Hayate's face...
**[22:05] mari**
For now, your relationship is like patchwork,
**[22:10] ---**
but I'm rooting for you...
**[22:14] mari**
I hope your feelings will reach him someday.
**[22:19] hina**
What? Kittens have to be fed milk every three hours?
**[22:24] haya**
Yes.
**[22:28] nish**
It looks like we're not gonna get any sleep tonight, are we?
**[24:06] hina**
Sorry for making you wait. The preparations took longer than I expected.
**[24:10] hina**
Okay, okay, don't cling to me like that.
**[24:14] hina**
You'll get what you want in a moment.
**[24:16] hina**
Here you go. Here's your milk.
**[24:19] hina**
Ah, you really know how to sound cute!
**[24:22] hina**
Oh, that's right, the preview!
**[24:24] hina**
Apparently, the next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Shiranui Is Here*.
**[24:29] hina**
You're just too darn cute, meow!
# 8 - Shiranui Is Here
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:38] hina**
Okay, but you've got to take care of him, you hear?
**[01:41] haya**
Don't look so gloomy. Your mother's allergic to cats, so it can't be helped.
**[01:47] hina**
I'm sorry. I'll definitely find good parents for you.
**[01:53] haya**
I'm going to ask Ojou-sama if we can keep him.
**[01:57] hina**
Okay.
**[01:59] haya**
That reminds me. How can I repay you for putting up with me for the last two days?
**[02:04] ---**
Is there anything I can do?
**[02:06] hina**
Forget about it.
**[02:09] mom**
Her birthday's March 3rd!
**[02:13] hina**
Whoa! Wh-Where did you spring from?
**[02:16] hina**
You're a total mess because of your cat allergies.
**[02:19] haya**
So your birthday's March 3rd.
**[02:23] mom**
Yep. So, if you want to express your gratitude, that's your chance!
**[02:27] hina**
Wh-What do you mean by "chance"?
**[02:30] haya**
Then, I'll try to think of a good present to give you.
**[02:34] hina**
Geez, I just told you it didn't matter...
**[02:38] haya**
But it matters to me.
**[02:42] hina**
Well, I guess I should just look forward to it then.
**[02:46] haya**
Please do! Anyway, thanks for everything!
**[02:51] narr**
In short, this episode's story revolves around this little kitten and the big scene he causes.
***SIGN*** Shiranui is Here
**[03:10] nagi**
Oh, has Hayate come home?
**[03:16] nagi**
Welcome home, Hayate!
**[03:18] nagi**
I'm sorry for making you leave on my account...
**[03:23] haya**
Long time no see, Ojou-sama.
**[03:39] nagi**
Whoa! Wh-What's that, Hayate?!
**[03:46] nagi**
Hayate! Look! This is a kitten! It's a kitten! *A kitten!*
**[03:51] nagi**
Did you pick up a kitten?!
**[03:52] haya**
Ah, yes. I suppose I did...
**[03:55] nagi**
I won't allow it, Hayate!
**[03:57] nagi**
Kittens... Kittens are bad!
**[04:00] haya**
Ah, I guess it was a bad idea after all.
**[04:08] haya**
Um, Ojou-sama?
**[04:10] nagi**
No, it's fine!
**[04:11] nagi**
Of course I'll allow it, Hayate!
**[04:14] haya**
Um, so will you or won't you?
**[04:21] nagi**
Anyway, it's pretty unexpected to bring home a kitten, Hayate.
**[04:25] haya**
Yes, I'm really sorry.
**[04:27] nagi**
But, don't worry about it. I'll raise this kitten properly as a Sanzenin cat.
**[04:33] haya**
Raise it? You mean you're going to keep it as a pet?
**[04:36] nagi**
Yep. Leave it to me.
**[04:38] nagi**
I'll take full responsibility for raising Shiranui!
***SIGN*** Name: Shiranui (Kanji: White Wild Dignity)
**[04:45] haya**
Shiranui? You do realize it's a black cat, don't you?
**[04:51] nagi**
Don't worry, it's a perfect name because there's a white spot right here.
**[04:56] haya**
But, what will Maria-san say?
**[05:00] nagi**
Don't worry about her either! Everyone knows that black cats and witches go hand-in-hand.
**[05:04] mari**
Hold it right there.
**[05:06] mari**
Who exactly are you calling a witch? Hm?
**[05:10] mari**
Anyway, I won't object, but...
**[05:13] mari**
I think you've forgotten something...
**[05:15] nagi**
Forgotten what?
**[05:17] mari**
We have another big cat in the mansion.
**[05:24] narr**
Indeed, Tama is the Sanzenin's pet!
**[05:29] tama**
Man, stop freaking out. It's not like I'm going to eat the little guy or anything.
**[05:34] narr**
Tama can speak Japanese, but the story requires that only Hayate knows this.
**[05:40] narr**
I'm just filling in some exposition for people who might have forgotten!
**[05:43] haya**
Hm, you're pretty composed.
**[05:46] tama**
It's because I'm an adult. That brat's got nothing on me. Besides, can you even fathom how much time...
**[05:50] tama**
Besides, can you even fathom how much time Ojou-sama and I spend together?
**[05:54] tama**
I used to sleep next to her when she couldn't sleep.
**[05:57] tama**
And even now, I have to console her when she's sad or else she'll never be happy again.
**[06:05] nagi**
Hey, Tama!
**[06:07] tama**
See what I mean?
**[06:10] tama**
It's a tough life being so popular.
**[06:13] nagi**
Hey Tama, so this is where you've been hiding.
**[06:19] nagi**
I've got something to tell you. Don't come up to my room for a while...
**[06:25] nagi**
because you'll scare Shiranui.
**[06:28] nagi**
So yeah, don't come to my bedroom under any circumstances.
**[06:31] nagi**
Sleep by yourself for a while, you got that?
**[06:35] nagi**
Okay, see ya.
**[06:43] haya**
Um, Tama-san?
**[06:47] tama**
Let's see... which of these will go best with kitten?
**[06:51] haya**
Hey, I thought you said you were an adult!
**[06:54] tama**
Shut up!
**[06:55] tama**
No matter what anyone says, I'm Ojou-sama's number one!
**[06:59] tama**
That's why I refuse to allow any man or any cat to come between us!
**[07:11] haya**
Ojou-sama, you're pretty good at that.
**[07:14] nagi**
Yeah, I used to spend a lot of time with Tama when he was young.
**[07:18] haya**
I see...
**[07:20] nagi**
It was a lot of work. I gave him milk, fed him, cleaned out his litter tray, played with him,
**[07:27] nagi**
and slept with him...
***SIGN*** Mobile Suits
**[07:29] nagi**
I showed him entire series full of: mobile suits; ultimate all-purpose humanoid weapons;
***SIGN*** Ultimate all-purpose humanoid weapons
***SIGN*** Mobile battleships
**[07:32] nagi**
mobile battleships; revolutionary girls; cybernetic machines;
***SIGN*** Revolutionary girls
***SIGN*** Cybernetic machines
***SIGN*** Students raising children
**[07:36] nagi**
students raising children; nine stone and seven stone combo droids...
***SIGN*** 9st and 7st
***SIGN*** Combo droids
***SIGN*** To relive that touching time...
***SIGN*** He finished all those series
***SIGN*** Made him befriend monsters
**[07:42] nagi**
I made him: befriend monsters;
***SIGN*** Job swap!
**[07:43] nagi**
beat an entire game series where you can swap jobs;
***SIGN*** Beat
***SIGN*** Faced crazed zombies
**[07:47] nagi**
fight zombie hordes with only a knife as a weapon;
***SIGN*** with only a knife
***SIGN*** in his hand
**[07:49] nagi**
go to the arcade to play against game wizards;
***SIGN*** Fight to the death at the arcade with her rivals
***SIGN*** PC games
***SIGN*** Imaginary villages
**[07:51] nagi**
fight battles to the death in imaginary villages on the PC;
***SIGN*** Repeating fights to the death
***SIGN*** Rowdy dancing
***SIGN*** Mushrooms and 037 texts
**[07:54] nagi**
collect all the mushrooms and 037 texts;
***SIGN*** All collected
***SIGN*** Dawn
***SIGN*** Mitsumi's
***SIGN*** Doujinshi
**[07:57] nagi**
buy Mitsumi doujinshi at dawn...
***SIGN*** Take the first train!
**[08:00] haya**
I see...
**[08:02] nagi**
It was pretty tough...
**[08:04] haya**
So that's why he turned out the way he did...
**[08:08] haya**
By the way, concerning Tama...
**[08:11] haya**
I think he's feeling a little jealous at the moment.
**[08:14] nagi**
Jealous?
**[08:15] haya**
I suppose it's pretty much like how an older kid sulks...
**[08:19] haya**
when they get a younger brother or sister.
**[08:23] nagi**
Ah, that cat...
**[08:25] nagi**
Well, I'll make up for it and play with Tama later.
**[08:28] nagi**
Hayate, watch Shiranui for a while.
**[08:31] haya**
Where are you going, Ojou-sama?
**[08:33] nagi**
Oh, I'm just going to take a bath.
**[08:36] haya**
Ah, a bath.
**[08:38] nagi**
Yes, a ba-
**[08:47] nagi**
You idiot!
**[08:49] nagi**
Why did you remind me of that?!
**[08:51] haya**
What?
**[08:52] nagi**
Forget it! Just watch Shiranui for me!
**[08:54] haya**
Yes!
**[08:55] nagi**
Sheesh.
**[09:02] haya**
But, what's Tama got up his sleeve?
**[09:04] haya**
He should know that he'll be in danger of being kicked out if he does anything to Shiranui.
**[09:10] tama**
That's why I thought up this gem.
**[09:18] haya**
Tama, what the...
**[09:21] tama**
I know very well that doing away with him won't do anything.
**[09:26] tama**
That's why I have to execute my plan to get Ojou-sama to hate him so that she throws him out!
**[09:31] haya**
A plan to get her to hate him?
**[09:37] haya**
The only reason Ojou-sama would kick Shiranui out would be...
***SIGN*** Manga
***SIGN*** Title 6
***SIGN*** Magical Girl!
**[09:42] haya**
I get it now!
**[09:44] ---**
You're talking about the notebook that Ojou-sama draws her manga in...
**[09:49] tama**
That's correct! I'm going to rip it to shreds...
**[09:52] tama**
and use these "Footprint Stamps" to place the blame on him.
**[09:57] haya**
You dirtbag!
**[09:58] haya**
I'm not going to let you get away with this...
***SIGN*** Rip, rip, rip
**[10:07] haya**
Shiranui!
**[10:08] tama**
Why would you actually do that?!
**[10:10] haya**
If Ojou-sama finds out...
**[10:18] nagi**
What are you ripping up there, Tama?!
**[10:26] nagi**
That's the manga I drew, isn't it?
**[10:29] nagi**
And you dared to...
***SIGN*** You got it all wrong!
It's a misunderstanding!
**[10:39] nagi**
Stupid cats like you should roast in cages for a while!
**[10:46] haya**
Give it up. It's karma.
**[10:49] nagi**
Man, what a stupid cat. Honestly...
**[10:59] narr**
Exactly as planned!
**[11:07] nagi**
Shut it, Tama. Reflect on your actions.
**[11:10] narr**
Ah, Tama's cruel fate! That's what we're pretending this episode is about...
**[11:15] narr**
but actually, the second half is all about the moe factor!
**[11:29] isu**
Oh, a kitten?
**[11:31] nagi**
Yeah, Hayate found him yesterday. He's about a month old.
**[11:37] isu**
I see.
**[11:38] nagi**
It's a black male, and he's really tiny and cute.
**[11:43] wata**
Well, Tama used to be cute too.
**[11:47] nagi**
What are you talking about? He might be a little mischievous, but he's still cute!
**[11:52] wata**
If you let this weirdo raise him, she's going to produce yet another messed-up cat.
**[11:57] haya**
I'll watch out for that.
**[11:59] nagi**
Oi! Tama's cute, and I *am* good at raising cats!
**[12:03] haya**
Yes, got it.
**[12:06] isu**
But... a kitten, you say...
**[12:09] isu**
I bet it's cute.
**[12:19] isu**
Who was that just now?
**[12:21] nagi**
What's wrong, Isumi?
**[12:24] isu**
Oh, I was just thinking that I should come over and see him.
**[12:27] nagi**
Do you want to come over after school then?
**[12:30] isu**
Yes, I'll come by after I've gone home and changed.
**[12:33] nagi**
Changed?
**[12:35] nagi**
You change even though you're blatantly ignoring school rules and wearing your own clothes?
**[12:40] isu**
I'm not ignoring them, it's just...
**[12:44] haya**
Now you mention it, you're not wearing your uniform, are you? How come?
**[12:50] isu**
Well, that's because...
**[12:53] isu**
Skirts are kinda floaty and embarrassing...
**[13:00] nagi**
Basically, she doesn't like the uniform.
**[13:03] haya**
I see!
**[13:04] haya**
You're a freedom fighter who doesn't abide by rules!
**[13:09] isu**
Anyway, I'll come over later.
**[13:12] nagi**
Okay, I'll be expecting you.
**[13:14] haya**
We'll be expecting you.
**[13:22] mari**
Oh, Isumi-san, welcome.
**[13:27] isu**
Good afternoon.
**[13:30] mari**
Isumi-san, do you like cats as well?
**[13:33] isu**
Yes, but Tama's the only kitten I've seen before, so I'm looking forward to meeting the new kitten.
**[13:40] mari**
I see.
**[13:44] isu**
Um...
**[13:46] mari**
Yes?
**[13:47] isu**
I feel a twisted aura emanating from this room.
**[13:53] mari**
Oh, don't worry about that room.
**[14:04] tama**
I'm innocent! Ojou, please believe me.
**[14:16] mari**
Nagi, Isumi-san's here.
**[14:20] nagi**
Oh, you made it.
**[14:22] nagi**
Look! This is Shiranui!
**[14:25] isu**
Oh, so this is Shiranui!
**[14:31] narr**
And that's when it happened...
**[14:40] nagi**
Hey, what's wrong, Shiranui?!
**[14:44] nagi**
Shiranui!
**[14:49] narr**
Isumi Saginomiya.
**[14:51] narr**
The most powerful girl in the history of her clan...
**[14:54] narr**
who has banished evil spirits for generations.
**[14:59] narr**
But, at the same time, she's only thirteen.
**[15:02] narr**
This was a heavy blow for her.
**[15:04] isu**
I didn't think he'd hate me this much...
**[15:09] bottle**
Ink
**[15:16] calli+isu**
Sob, sob
**[15:18] calli+isu**
Timidness
**[15:25] guard**
What's going on?
**[15:26] guard**
She's doing her relaxation techniques.
**[15:33] isu**
This is no good.
**[15:35] calli**
If you don't fight, you can't survive.
**[15:37] isu**
I have to change.
**[15:45] saku**
So, you came to my place because you want to become a girl that all the kittens adore.
**[15:51] saku**
You did good by coming here.
**[15:56] saku**
When it comes to being liked by cats, you'll find no one better.
**[16:02] saku**
And that's because I used to catch rays by the bucketload, day in day out,
**[16:05] saku**
when I was back in Kansai.
**[16:09] narr**
She didn't really understand.
**[16:12] saku**
So, relax! I'll teach you how to become a girl that all the cats adore!
**[16:20] isu**
Please do!
**[16:22] saku**
Well, seeing that you're wearing traditional clothes, the first thing you need is kelp!
**[16:27] saku**
You wrap this around like so!
**[16:30] saku**
And then, you add this!
**[16:31] saku**
Cats love dried skipjack tuna!
**[16:34] saku**
You hold it in your right hand,
**[16:37] saku**
then you light it!
**[16:39] saku**
And now you have... Final Secret Sword Kagu...
***SIGN*** This is dangerous. Please do not try this at home.
***SIGN*** *The staff enjoyed some delicious miso soup made from this kelp and skipjack tuna.
**[16:46] isu**
I was stupid for asking Sakuya for help.
**[16:48] saku**
W-Wait, I was only teasing.
**[17:00] narr**
Isumi's taking a bath because she smells of kelp, so this scene isn't just...
**[17:06] narr**
a gratuitous piece of fanservice.
**[17:22] narr**
This isn't fanservice.
**[17:39] izu**
The water feels great.
**[17:41] risa**
This is heaven.
**[17:43] miki**
I think that concludes our screen time for today though.
**[17:49] narr**
Because this isn't fanservice!
**[17:56] saku**
I'll give it to you straight.
**[17:59] saku**
I think you might need to change your appearance.
**[18:05] saku**
You wear those traditional clothes every day.
**[18:08] saku**
Seeing how hard it is to change what's on the inside,
**[18:11] saku**
it makes sense to work on your outward appearance first.
**[18:15] isu**
But... normal clothes are so embarrassing...
**[18:18] saku**
You're interested though, aren't you?
**[18:22] saku**
Well, you are a girl, after all.
**[18:26] saku**
I bet you sometimes want to wear frilly clothes like Nagi, don't you?
**[18:30] isu**
Well, I suppose so...
**[18:33] saku**
Right! That's all decided then!
**[18:36] saku**
Aizawa maids! Please help our guest change!
**[18:40] maids**
Yes!
***SIGN*** 10 Minutes Later
**[18:47] saku**
Nice. I guess there's a lot you can do if you're a natural beauty.
**[18:51] isu**
Sakuya...
**[18:54] isu**
This skirt is too...
**[18:58] saku**
That's normal these days.
**[19:00] saku**
Why don't we go over to Nagi's like that?
**[19:12] saku**
Come on already!
**[19:17] saku**
Are you stupid or something? You can't hide away now you're all dressed up like that.
**[19:25] nagi**
I see. So, you dressed up so that you can be a girl that all the kittens adore.
**[19:30] nagi**
You look pretty cute.
**[19:33] nagi**
Doesn't she, Hayate?
**[19:34] ---**
Sure does.
**[19:37] haya**
Your usual traditional look is pretty cute too, but that skirt looks good on you as well, Isumi-san.
**[19:45] isu**
Th-Thank you.
**[19:49] nagi**
Well, but that's got nothing to do with kittens.
**[19:51] haya**
Sure doesn't.
**[19:59] narr**
Just then, she finally realized that she had been led astray.
**[20:05] saku**
No, wait! Wait!
**[20:07] haya**
But Isumi-san...
**[20:10] haya**
If kittens really don't like you, I'll teach you a magic trick.
**[20:15] isu**
A magic trick?
**[20:28] isu**
Hayate-sama, what was that?
**[20:31] haya**
It's diluted catnip extract.
**[20:34] haya**
It's not a good idea to use too much though.
**[20:36] isu**
Catnip?
**[20:38] haya**
Yes. Plus, I think your traditional clothes might have smelled unpleasant to the kitten.
**[20:44] isu**
They can like or dislike you over something as simple as that?
**[20:48] haya**
Well, they are animals, after all.
**[20:51] saku**
So, basically, she made a complete fool of herself by putting in too much effort!
**[20:57] saku**
Sorry!
**[21:01] haya**
They get along well, don't they?
**[21:03] nagi**
You said it.
**[21:08] isu**
Um, Nagi?
**[21:12] nagi**
What is it?
**[21:14] isu**
Can I...
**[21:16] ---**
play with Shiranui a little more?
**[21:24] nagi**
Shiranui, give Isumi a kiss.
**[21:33] haya**
Ojou-sama, I brought him.
**[21:36] nagi**
Oh, there you are!
**[21:37] nagi**
Tama, come play with us!
**[21:42] haya**
Ojou-sama said there was something missing without you there.
**[21:59] narr**
And that's the story of how Shiranui became Nagi's pet and how Isumi wore a skirt.
**[22:04] narr**
By the way...
**[22:10] isu**
Up, up!
**[22:20] saku**
What do you think? One print will cost you 10,000 yen. I've got lots more.
**[22:27] narr**
In the end, someone also made a killing.
**[24:05] haya**
Isumi-san looked cute in normal clothes.
**[24:08] nagi**
If I wore something I don't usually wear, I'd be that cute too!
**[24:13] haya**
Ojou-sama, you're cute enough as it is.
**[24:16] nagi**
If I changed my style of clothing, even a German major would say I'm the cutest girl...
**[24:20] nagi**
in the world.
**[24:22] haya**
I know, Ojou-sama.
**[24:24] nagi**
You don't believe me. I know you don't!
**[24:27] haya**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *What Girls Want...*
**[24:30] nagi**
Hayate, you idiot!
# 9 - What Girls Want...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:32] narr**
Do you remember this scene?
**[01:35] narr**
The one with the intense battle in an underground dungeon?
**[01:40] narr**
And do you remember...
**[01:43] narr**
the ill-fated girl fought back her tears for her intentions?
**[01:55] wata**
Oh, you said something about revenge... Can't you just let it go?
**[02:02] wata**
In return, I'll let you borrow some videos that are way more fun than taking revenge, deal?
***SIGN*** What Girls Want...
**[02:18] narr**
It's been nearly three weeks since that battle...
**[02:22] narr**
She's confused.
**[02:25] soni**
I only came to rent videos, so why on earth am I so nervous?
**[02:34] narr**
In the three weeks following that battle, she hasn't seen that boy once.
**[02:40] narr**
Why not?
**[02:43] soni**
I suppose being in love with a thirteen-year-old kinda goes against convention...
**[02:51] narr**
It was love at first sight.
**[02:53] narr**
A warm smile.
**[02:55] narr**
She fell in love in an instant.
**[02:57] narr**
But he's a minor.
**[03:00] narr**
So, if you think about it, it's actually a crime!
**[03:02] narr**
And she's a nun to boot!
**[03:05] soni**
I know. I have to think about it in a different way!
I've only come here to confirm my feelings!
**[03:12] soni**
This is just a big misunderstanding.
**[03:16] soni**
Right!
**[03:19] wata**
Welcome! Oh, it's you, Sister.
**[03:24] wata**
Long time no see!
**[03:26] wata**
What have you been up to?
**[03:28] soni**
N-None of your business.
**[03:32] soni**
I just remembered that you promised to lend me some videos.
**[03:36] soni**
S-So, as I was in the area, I came to pick them up.
**[03:40] soni**
Well, I guess you forgot all about that promise. After all, you're just a kid...
**[03:47] wata**
You never showed up after the battle, so I just picked out some titles I enjoy.
**[03:53] soni**
What? For me?
**[03:55] wata**
Who else do you see in here?
**[03:59] wata**
This one's pretty good.
**[04:02] wata**
What do you think?
**[04:05] soni**
You and your smile!
**[04:08] soni**
Thought so. You're still a kid, after all.
**[04:12] soni**
This is anime, isn't it? You're recommending anime?
**[04:16] wata**
Forget about what it is and just watch it.
**[04:20] soni**
It's not fair that you can smile like that!
**[04:23] soni**
Well, I guess I'll borrow it, then.
**[04:26] Wata**
Okay. Let me know what you think when you've watched it.
**[04:30] soni**
It's no use. I guess I'm hopelessly in love with this kid, after all.
**[04:36] soni**
Then, I should just...
**[04:39] soni**
Um...
**[04:41] saki**
Ouch.
**[04:44] wata**
Saki!
**[04:47] wata**
Are you okay?
**[04:49] saki**
My apologies. I messed up the shelf again...
**[04:51] waka**
You idiot!
**[04:52] waka**
Who cares about that? Are you hurt?
**[04:54] waka**
Does it hurt anywhere?
**[04:55] saki**
Oh, I'm fine.
**[04:58] wata**
Man, if you don't pay more attention, you really will kill yourself one of these days.
**[05:03] ---**
Come on.
**[05:05] saki**
Sorry.
**[05:11] soni**
What's the deal? Who's that woman?
**[05:14] haya**
U-Um, please don't choke me before you even start talking to me.
**[05:21] haya**
I just came here to return some videos...
**[05:24] soni**
The Lord tells me that I can only put you down if you spill the beans.
**[05:28] haya**
Well, I guess you could say she's an important person to Wataru-kun...
**[05:38] soni**
An important person to Wataru-kun...
**[05:43] soni**
I didn't know such a woman existed...
**[05:48] haya**
Um... Sister?
**[05:52] haya**
Did I do something wrong? Was it something I said?!
**[05:56] ---**
Um... Sister? Um...
**[05:58] bad1**
You set?
**[06:00] bad2**
Yeah, but listen, Bro. We just broke out of the clink. Why are we going back into the kidnapping game?
**[06:07] bad2**
Not to mention that our target's a kid in a video rental store...
**[06:10] narr**
It's painfully obvious that these two are total amateurs.
**[06:13] narr**
These are the guys who failed to kidnap Nagi.
**[06:19] bad1**
You moron! This time it'll be different. I've done my research on this one!
**[06:25] bad2**
So, you're saying the owner of this place is rolling in money?
**[06:27] bad1**
Exactly! I mean, they've even got a maid here!
**[06:32] bad2**
I get it now! There's no way a poor person would employ a maid!
**[06:36] bad2**
Bro, you're incredible!
**[06:37] bad2**
So, I went ahead and kidnapped the little brat!
**[06:40] saki**
Excuse me...
**[06:44] bad1**
Imbecile! What's the point of kidnapping the maid?!
**[06:47] bad2**
I'm sorry!
**[06:50] bad1**
Dammit! Guess we just gotta roll with it now!
**[06:56] wata**
Saki!
**[06:57] saki**
Help me!
**[06:58] ---**
Young master!
**[07:00] wata**
Saki!
**[07:01] haya**
Oh no, this is bad, Sister!
**[07:04] soni**
Maybe the Lord is helping me...
**[07:07] soni**
Maybe the Lord just rid me of my competition...
**[07:11] haya**
What are you talking about?!
**[07:14] haya**
Anyway, I'll chase after the car. Wataru-kun, call the police!
**[07:19] wata**
Gotcha!
**[07:20] haya**
Stop!
**[07:23] soni**
Hey...
**[07:25] soni**
Are you in love with that maid of yours?
**[07:27] wata**
What? Wh-What the hell are you talking about?
**[07:30] wata**
S-Saki's like family to me, so she's important to me in that sense...
**[07:36] wata**
Anyway, now's not the time to be discussing this!
**[07:38] soni**
Then, can you put your life on the line for her?
**[07:44] soni**
Well?
**[07:46] wata**
Of course I can!
**[07:49] soni**
I see. Then, if I rescue her...
**[07:56] soni**
will you kiss me?
**[08:00] wata**
A-Are you stupid or something? Of course I...
**[08:03] soni**
Will you kiss me...
**[08:04] soni**
or not?!
**[08:08] soni**
You know about my powers, right?
**[08:10] soni**
I can get rid of those losers way faster than any police force.
**[08:14] wata**
Okay. In that case...
**[08:30] wata**
I've paid you in advance!
**[08:32] wata**
Rescue her, you hear me?
**[08:39] bad2**
That went well, didn't it?
**[08:41] bad1**
You lousy schmuck. How?!
**[08:43] bad1**
You're always...
**[09:13] soni**
In sickness and in health,
**[09:18] soni**
till death do us part...
**[09:24] soni**
I pledge to love you.
**[09:47] haya**
When I arrived at the scene,
**[09:49] haya**
the car was destroyed and the perpetrators had been captured...
**[09:58] haya**
Saki-san didn't even have a scratch on her.
**[10:03] OS**
A Few Days Later
**[10:05] soni**
This anime was pretty fun.
**[10:09] wata**
Oh, was it? That's good to hear.
**[10:14] soni**
So, what's next?
**[10:16] wata**
Next, you say...
**[10:19] soni**
If possible, I'd like a series.
**[10:22] wata**
Oh, really?
**[10:26] wata**
Then, here's a box set including all fifty-two episodes.
**[10:31] wata**
Oh, you're only taking one?
**[10:33] soni**
Yes, I'll come back when I've finished it.
**[10:47] haya**
What's wrong, Saki-san?
**[10:50] saki**
I don't know. I just get this urge to kill whenever I see those two chatting together...
**[10:59] haya**
What?
**[11:08] saki**
Young master!
**[11:09] saki**
Are you hiding something from me?
**[11:12] wata**
What? N-No! Of course not!
**[11:14] saki**
You're acting suspiciously!
**[11:16] wata**
I'm not at all!
**[11:19] narr**
And so, this boy took another step towards becoming an adult.
**[11:22] narr**
In the second half, we'll move away from this bittersweet Wataru-kun drama...
**[11:26] narr**
and introduce something a bit juicier and more adult.
**[11:43] maki**
Ms. Katsura, do you have a boyfriend?
**[11:47] yuki**
What? Wh-Why are you asking me that all of a sudden?
**[11:50] maki**
Well, I'm currently living with my boyfriend and...
**[11:55] narr**
She is the most successful teacher at Hakuou, Shiori Makimura.
**[12:01] narr**
She also happens to be a top researcher...
**[12:06] narr**
and her boyfriend looks something like this.
**[12:10] maki**
I think perhaps he's a bit too kind or there's some spark missing...
**[12:16] yuki**
Oh, I see...
**[12:19] maki**
And I figured that you look like a woman of the world,
**[12:23] maki**
so I came to talk to you.
**[12:27] yuki**
I see where you're coming from now.
**[12:29] maki**
So? What's your answer?
**[12:32] yuki**
Ah, well, you know...
**[12:38] yuki**
Of course, I don't mention it in front of the students, but I've got a ton.
**[12:43] yuki**
Even now, I've got Mr. Chauffeur, Mr. Meal Ticket and Mr. Servant. I've got two daddies and five extras.
**[12:49] yuki**
I choose between them depending on how I'm feeling.
**[12:53] maki**
Wow, you use all these words that would turn the faces of people dark if their kids
**[13:00] maki**
asked them how they had lived through the Bubble.
**[13:03] yuki**
Well, the Neruton Dating Show lives on inside me!
**[13:08] maki**
Amazing! Making references that teenagers won't understand makes you so adult!
**[13:15] narr**
Well, that's what she said, but...
**[13:18] yuki**
I haven't even thought about getting a boyfriend in years. Fact is, I'm already twenty-eight!
**[13:25] yuki**
At my age, I shouldn't just be looking for a boyfriend, I should be thinking about getting married!
**[13:29] yuki**
If things carry on like this...
**[13:31] guy**
Hey, isn't that the Student Council President?
**[13:34] guy**
What? Where?
**[13:36] guy**
So it is. She's as cute as always.
**[13:40] guy**
I wish she'd look over in my direction.
**[13:42] guy**
Do you reckon she'll say yes if I ask her out?
**[13:45] guy**
Don't be stupid. Of course she won't.
**[13:49] guy**
But it'd be enough just to talk to her before I graduate.
**[13:54] guy**
You said it.
**[13:56] yuki**
Even as her sister, I can tell she's extraordinarily popular with the guys.
**[14:04] yuki**
Yet, for some reason, even though I'm her sister, I don't attract any guys at all.
**[14:08] yuki**
In fact, I feel like I repel them!
**[14:12] yuki**
Is that it?!
**[14:13] yuki**
My sister got all the pheromones, while I'm stuck here stinking like an old fogey?
**[14:17] yuki**
Idiots! I don't stink like an old fogey yet!
**[14:23] yuki**
So, tell me... When's the next high society party?
**[14:26] narr**
A high society party is a ball they have in places like France, where men and women of a certain social status,
**[14:33] narr**
have intelligent and high brow conversations...
**[14:36] narr**
and amuse themselves with an air of elegance.
**[14:39] haya**
What?
**[14:41] yuki**
A high society party! High society!
**[14:44] yuki**
The Sanzenins must hold extravagant parties every night,
**[14:47] yuki**
complete with frivolous spending, don't you think?
**[14:51] haya**
Please explain what you're talking about.
**[14:54] yuki**
I'm asking you guys when you'll be holding your next party where I can bag myself a rich man!
**[15:01] nagi**
I'm flabbergasted, Hayate.
**[15:03] haya**
I was wondering what she wanted after she came all the way out here...
**[15:06] klau**
I see.
**[15:08] klau**
It's actually been quite a while since we held something like a high society party in this mansion.
**[15:13] nagi**
Klaus, I haven't seen you since Episode Six.
**[15:17] klau**
It's part of Sanzenin tradition to hold social parties.
**[15:21] yuki**
So, you're going to hold a high society party tonight, right?
**[15:24] klau**
Yes, a high society party.
**[15:28] yuki**
I bet lots of rich doctors and lawyers will turn up.
**[15:33] yuki**
I'm gonna bag myself a rich man!
**[15:36] yuki**
I mean, a girl my age has to have a boyfriend!
**[15:41] nagi**
So, with that said, Hayate, please make preparations for our escape tonight.
**[15:46] haya**
Roger.
**[15:50] haya**
Katsura-sensei said all that...
**[15:53] haya**
but do you think she really wants a boyfriend?
**[15:56] nagi**
Beats me. I guess it's not so much a boyfriend she wants, but the experience of love.
**[16:01] nagi**
I suppose she's afraid of growing old.
**[16:04] haya**
What's the matter, Maria-san?
**[16:07] mari**
O-Oh, nothing...
**[16:11] mari**
A boyfriend, huh?
**[16:16] yuki**
Anyway, finding the man of my dreams isn't going to be easy...
**[16:20] yuki**
even if I am going to a high society party.
**[16:26] yuki**
I guess I should ask the master of love for some pointers.
**[16:32] kao**
Huh? Advice about love?
**[16:35] yuki**
Yeah! I want to know what love between a man and a woman is like.
**[16:39] kao**
But why have you come to me to ask that?
**[16:43] yuki**
Well, you've always been a master at dating sims, right?
**[16:48] kao**
Are you mocking me?
**[16:49] yuki**
That's why I wanted to get some pointers from you, the "God of Seduction",
**[16:53] yuki**
about how to score with imaginary women!
**[16:56] kao**
Don't give me random nicknames!
**[17:00] kao**
Besides, if you want a boyfriend, it's not like there aren't guys around you already.
**[17:08] yuki**
Where are these guys you're on about?
**[17:11] kao**
Well...
**[17:12] yuki**
Just so you know, I'm not interested in 2D gigolos like you.
**[17:18] kao**
Get out!
**[17:21] yuki**
Wh-Why are you so angry?
**[17:25] yuki**
After all that, I still haven't gleaned any information about love...
**[17:29] yuki**
But this is the first high society party I've ever been to, so I can't screw it up!
**[17:35] yuki**
I suppose getting information from experienced people is a must.
**[17:40] miki**
Pointers for a high society party, you say?
**[17:44] miki**
Well, it's true that we know all about society parties.
**[17:49] izu**
But they're just exhausting.
**[17:51] lisa**
So she says, but she's always the one who's the most excited by them.
**[17:58] yuki**
Just hearing you talk about them makes you almost sound like real Ojou-samas.
**[18:03] miki**
Not almost. We *are* Ojou-samas.
**[18:07] yuki**
Well? What should I do to be popular at a high society party?
**[18:11] miki**
Let's see... I think the only person worth asking is someone with experience on the front lines!
**[18:16] yuki**
Experience on the front lines?
**[18:22] haya**
What do you want from me exactly?
**[18:26] haya**
I'm about to take Ojou-sama on a night drive.
**[18:34] miki**
That vehicle's totally against the law, you know.
**[18:36] yuki**
And? What am I supposed to be doing here on the front lines?
**[18:39] miki**
Isn't it obvious?
**[18:41] miki**
It's time to confess your love!
**[18:44] haya**
Well, I'd better get going.
**[18:46] miki**
Why are you running away?
**[18:47] haya**
Because nothing good can come of this.
**[18:51] miki**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[18:53] miki**
You're not confessing your love to Katsura-chan, but to her!
**[18:58] izu**
What?
**[18:59] haya**
W-Why should I confess to Segawa-san?
**[19:03] miki**
The guy has to confess to the girl. It's been a rule since the Neruton days.
**[19:08] haya**
Your knowledge of history is a tad limited.
**[19:11] haya**
What should we do, Ojou-sama?
**[19:13] nagi**
Well, I don't really condone it, but just get it over with so we can get going.
**[19:18] haya**
Understood.
**[19:20] haya**
Okay, Segawa-san!
**[19:22] izu**
What? Um, y-yes?
**[19:27] haya**
Let's start by being friends!
**[19:31] yuki**
If you're gonna babble, do it in your sleep, you bum.
**[19:35] haya**
What?
**[19:36] izu**
What?
**[19:37] yuki**
Besides, you should do something about that girly face of yours first!
**[19:41] miki**
Izumi, I think that's going a little too far.
**[19:44] risa**
Too mean.
**[19:45] izu**
I didn't say anything!
**[19:48] yuki**
I see. So, saying something like that is right out.
**[19:52] izu**
That was mean, Katsura-chan!
**[19:53] izu**
Don't put words in my mouth!
**[19:56] izu**
I mean, are you really serious about this?
**[19:59] yuki**
Of course I am.
**[20:01] Nagi**
You're gabbing on about a high society party and finding a boyfriend, but...
**[20:07] yuki**
But what?
**[20:09] nagi**
Do you really want a boyfriend?
**[20:13] yuki**
Now that you say it out loud, I guess I don't particularly.
**[20:18] yuki**
If anything, I'd prefer a spot of Dom Perignon...
**[20:21] haya**
I think that's a bit off too.
**[20:23] nagi**
Then, I don't think you should be trying so hard to get something you don't really want.
**[20:30] haya**
Besides, Katsura-sensei, you're fairly attractive so there's nothing to worry about.
**[20:37] narr**
This is the ultimate secret to the success of the Sanzenins' butler: his salesman smile!
**[20:43] yuki**
R-Really? You really think so?
**[20:45] yuki**
I guess you're right!
**[20:46] yuki**
Thank you, Ayasaki-kun!
**[20:49] haya**
Don't mention it.
**[20:50] yuki**
You're right!
**[20:52] yuki**
What is a boyfriend anyway?
**[20:53] yuki**
It's obvious that there are no guys out there better than booze!
**[20:57] yuki**
Just you wait, high society party!
**[21:01] miki**
So, what was that all about?
**[21:04] haya**
'Dunno.
**[21:22] haya**
But, Katsura-sensei's quite a busybody, isn't she?
**[21:26] nagi**
I suppose. Well, thanks to her, I got to go on a night drive with you, Hayate,
**[21:32] nagi**
so I guess she did do something for her students.
**[21:36] haya**
That's true.
**[21:38] nagi**
But, your confession earlier... You didn't mean it, did you?
**[21:44] haya**
Of course not! How could I do something like that in front of you, Ojou-sama?
**[21:48] nagi**
Really?
**[21:50] nagi**
Hayate, if you're lying, you're in big trouble!
**[21:52] haya**
I'm telling the truth!
**[21:57] narr**
After that...
**[22:01] yuki**
Expensive booze really *is* different!
**[22:04] yuki**
Bring me some more expensive drink!
**[22:08] yuki**
Come on! We'll drink till morning!
**[22:11] narr**
The high society party was destroyed.
**[22:15] narr**
And elsewhere...
**[22:23] mari**
A boyfriend, huh?
**[24:06] hina**
Sis, you seem to be going out drinking a lot.
**[24:09] hina**
What about all the money you're spending?
**[24:10] yuki**
Well, adults have this magic wallet...
**[24:13] hina**
I knew it! You're making other people pay!
**[24:15] yuki**
They're all happy to buy me drinks!
**[24:17] hina**
There's no way they can pay for you every night!
**[24:19] yuki**
I start by getting them in a headlock and then, I turn it into a STF, and they tap out.
**[24:22] hina**
That's intimidation!
**[24:24] hina**
Besides...
**[24:24] yuki**
Ah, Hina! It's the preview!
**[24:27] hina**
Sheesh. The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Where's the Present?"*
**[24:30] yuki**
Teehee.
# 10 - Where's the Present?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:32] narr**
Last April...
**[01:37] ayu**
Th-The brakes are shot! I can't stop!
**[01:41] ayu**
Is this really happening?!
**[01:45] ayu**
I'm dead.
**[01:54] haya**
You have to service your bike properly or else you'll end up getting hurt.
**[02:04] ayu**
And that's...
**[02:06] ayu**
how I first met Hayate-kun.
**[02:11] ayu**
But I think that was a pretty good way to start the day today.
**[02:14] ayu**
Though, if I'm going to dream about him, why can't it be a little more romantic?
**[02:21] ayu**
I wonder what Hayate-kun is up to.
***SIGN*** Where's the Present?
**[02:31] haya**
Maria-san, what type of presents do you like?
**[02:35] ---**
Pardon?
**[02:36] haya**
I mean, is there something in particular you want?
**[02:40] mari**
Something I want? Hm, let's see...
**[02:44] mari**
I'd like there to be a new name for hikikomoris - something other than "shut-ins" or "NEETs".
**[02:48] haya**
That's not quite what I meant.
**[02:51] haya**
I'm thinking more along the lines of things all girls might want these days...
**[02:56] mari**
Well, February's over already, so I guess I'd want a new spring wardrobe.
**[03:02] haya**
What? Maria-san, you're interested in fashion?!
**[03:05] mari**
What are you implying, Hayate-kun?
**[03:07] haya**
Um, nothing...
**[03:08] mari**
What's with all the questions, anyway?
**[03:11] mari**
Don't tell me you've found a girl you're interested in and you're trying to woo her.
**[03:14] haya**
What?! No! It's nothing like that!
**[03:16] haya**
Oh, I forgot! I have to go shopping!
**[03:18] mari**
Hey, Hayate-kun!
**[03:20] mari**
Sheesh. I'm a girl too, you know.
**[03:27] haya**
Hm... Clothes, huh?
**[03:30] haya**
Hinagiku-san's birthday is March 3rd.
**[03:33] haya**
I want to give her something nice for letting me stay at her house the other day, but...
**[03:38] haya**
Oh, this is a pretty camisole...
**[03:40] haya**
Excuse me, how much is-
**[03:42] haya**
Thirty-two thousand yen.
**[03:45] haya**
Clothes are out. Girls' clothes are just too expensive.
**[03:49] haya**
Man, I guess I'm getting nowhere because I don't understand what girls want these days.
**[03:54] haya**
If only I had a female friend my age...
**[04:01] ayu**
Oh.
**[04:03] haya**
Whoa, it's Nishizawa-san!
**[04:04] ayu**
H-Hayate-kun?!
**[04:06] haya**
What are you doing in a place like this?
**[04:08] ayu**
I should be asking you that, Hayate-kun!
**[04:10] haya**
Oh, I was looking for a birthday present for Hinagiku-san,
**[04:14] haya**
but I don't know what to get her,
**[04:17] haya**
so I was thinking that it'd be useful if I had a female friend my age who...
**[04:21] haya**
could give me some advice...
**[04:24] haya**
Wait...
**[04:25] ayu**
What?
**[04:28] narr**
She's a girl your age who can give you advice.
**[04:34] narr**
This is the moment that Hayate thought to himself:
**[04:36] narr**
I bet Nishizawa-san can offer me better advice than Maria-san.
**[04:42] mari**
Hey! What's that supposed to mean?! Why, you!
**[04:45] narr**
However! This is what happened on Valentine's Day.
**[04:48] narr**
Neither of them know what to do...
**[04:52] miki**
Look, Izumi...
**[04:53] miki**
There's an idiotic, old-fashioned couple over there, looking all awkward...
**[04:57] miki**
and making googly-eyes at each other.
**[04:59] izu**
They look so indecisive...
**[05:01] haya**
Segawa-san, guys!
**[05:03] haya**
What on earth are you doing here?
**[05:04] miki**
Hayata-kun, it's much weirder for a boy to be standing in front of a girly store.
**[05:09] miki**
But, I can't ignore this scene. Are you on a date?
**[05:11] haya**
N-No, you've got it all wrong!
**[05:13] haya**
I just came here to buy a birthday present for Hinagiku-san.
**[05:18] miki**
A birthday present for Hina?
**[05:20] miki**
Oh, that's right, her birthday's March 3rd.
**[05:23] haya**
Yes, it is. And because I'm always causing her trouble, I'm buying her-
**[05:26] miki**
Just so you know, my birthday's September 9th.
**[05:28] izu**
June 21st.
**[05:30] risa**
July 13th.
**[05:32] haya**
Ah, yes. I'll make sure I remember that.
**[05:33] izu**
By the way, Hayate-kun, who's the cute girl you're with?
**[05:38] haya**
Oh, this is Ayumu Nishizawa, a former classmate from my old school.
**[05:43] izu**
Oh, so it's Ayumu-chan, is it?
**[05:46] izu**
I'm Hayata-kun's classmate, Izumi Segawa! Nice to meet you.
**[05:51] miki**
I'm Miki Hanabishi. Nice to meet you.
**[05:55] risa**
Ayumu-kun, I'm Risa Asakaze.
**[05:58] miki**
Just so you know, we're all Hayata-kun's lovers, like in that movie, L' Amant.
**[06:02] izu**
Teehee.
**[06:04] ayu**
What?!
**[06:04] haya**
They're telling fibs, Nishizawa-san.
**[06:07] ayu**
W-Well, your friends are here, I guess I'll get going.
**[06:12] haya**
Oh, Nishizawa-san...
**[06:16] risa**
Aren't you going to go after her?
**[06:17] haya**
What?
**[06:18] miki**
I don't know why, but I get the feeling you should go after her.
**[06:21] haya**
That's...
**[06:23] miki**
If you don't, someone's going to get hurt.
**[06:25] ayu**
Eeks, my brakes!
**[06:28] haya**
Nishizawa-san!
**[06:30] ayu**
Why have my brakes stopped working again?!
**[06:33] ayu**
And when did I end up on this super-steep hill?
**[06:38] ayu**
This time I really am dead...
**[06:41] haya**
Nishizawa-san!
**[06:48] ayu**
Hayate-kun!
**[06:50] narr**
It seems that Nishizawa-san has gotten a little better at riding her mountain bike.
**[06:55] ayu**
A-Are you okay?
**[06:57] haya**
Yes, but didn't I tell you before?
**[07:00] haya**
I'm sure I told you to service your bike properly.
**[07:07] ayu**
Yeah, I'm sorry.
**[07:11] ayu**
He actually remembered how we first met...
**[07:17] mari**
By the way, what would you like as a present, Nagi?
**[07:19] nagi**
Rare doujinshi.
**[07:21] mari**
I shouldn't have asked.
**[07:25] haya**
There we go. All fixed.
**[07:28] ayu**
Thank you.
**[07:31] ayu**
Hayate-kun, you actually remembered our first meeting.
**[07:35] haya**
Well, it made quite an impression, you know...
**[07:38] ayu**
I see your point...
**[07:40] izu**
Oh, you're both still alive.
**[07:43] Haya**
Yes, somehow.
**[07:44] miki**
Right. Let's go, then.
**[07:46] haya**
Go? Go where?
**[07:48] miki**
To buy Hina's birthday present.
**[07:52] hina**
Okay, then. Please collect the printouts.
**[07:56] kao**
Sorry for making you help out with the supplementary class.
**[07:59] hina**
Oh, don't worry about it.
**[08:01] kao**
Your older sister doesn't teach them anything and goes off to play baseball instead.
**[08:05] hina**
Why don't you just fire that bum?
**[08:07] kao**
Oh, that reminds me. I remember telling Segawa and the others to come along as well.
**[08:10] hina**
They all left about five minutes into the lesson.
**[08:14] kao**
Okay. When you find them, help them with their studies. I can't let them fail...
**[08:18] hina**
Easier said than done...
**[08:21] hina**
Mind you, it's not like I can just leave them to their own devices.
**[08:24] hina**
Geez, where did they go?
**[08:27] miki**
And?
**[08:28] miki**
What should we do?
**[08:31] hina**
I hid without even thinking...
**[08:33] hina**
But, what are those guys doing together?
**[08:36] haya**
I guess we should first figure out what kind of present Hinagiku-san would like.
**[08:40] hina**
What? A present for me?
**[08:42] hina**
A birthday present, maybe?
**[08:45] haya**
I think a cute stuffed animal would be good.
**[08:48] hina**
I'm starting to like where this is going.
**[08:51] haya**
After all, Hinagiku-san does have a childish side.
**[08:55] miki**
You're right, she does.
**[08:57] izu**
What about flowers? Roses might be nice.
**[09:00] miki**
No, she's actually pretty clumsy, so she'd prick herself on the thorns.
**[09:04] risa**
What about a video game?
**[09:06] miki**
No way. She'll break it in seconds.
**[09:08] ayu**
W-Well then, maybe some clothes or something laced with precious metal might work.
**[09:12] miki**
True. She'd look good in gang threads with brass knuckles.
**[09:16] risa**
That'd be perfect.
**[09:17] ayu**
No, that's not quite what I meant...
**[09:20] miki**
Let's try splitting up and looking around.
**[09:24] miki**
You and Hayata-kun go that way.
**[09:26] haya**
Roger.
**[09:27] miki**
Okay, catch you later.
**[09:30] risa**
But it's not easy finding a present for Hina.
**[09:34] miki**
You said it.
**[09:35] izu**
Wow, this is pretty. I want it.
**[09:37] miki**
You know, I think she might actually like a soccer ball or something like that.
**[09:40] miki**
I mean, she's pretty much a boy at heart.
**[09:44] hina**
Who's a boy at heart?
**[09:48] miki**
Ah, Hina!
**[09:50] miki**
N-No! Everything we said was about another, totally different Hina!
**[09:53] hina**
Yeah, nice try.
**[09:55] hina**
And here I was, wondering what you were doing, skipping the supplementary class.
**[09:59] izu**
Sorry.
**[10:01] hina**
That reminds me. Wasn't Ayasaki-kun with you too?
**[10:05] miki**
Oh, yeah. Hayata-kun's the one looking for a present for you.
**[10:09] miki**
At least, that's what he told us. I bet he's actually on a date.
**[10:12] izu**
Hayata-kun just can't resist the ladies, can he?
**[10:14] risa**
Yeah, he looks all prim and proper, but he's actually a player.
**[10:14] hina**
A date?
**[10:17] hina**
Oh yeah?
**[10:20] narr**
That's what she said, but she's still at that age where you care about these things.
**[10:24] narr**
More after the break.
**[10:35] haya**
I'm sorry for making you come along like this.
**[10:39] ayu**
What? No, it's totally fine. I didn't have anything else to do anyway.
**[10:43] ayu**
And you fixed my bike.
**[10:46] ayu**
And this kinda feels like a date too.
**[10:52] ayu**
B-But something this good can't go on forever!
**[10:57] ayu**
I realize that a hilarious punchline is waiting just around the corner to ambush me!
**[11:01] ayu**
Th-That's right! I can't let my head swim around in the clouds!
**[11:04] ayu**
There's no way this happiness will last!
**[11:07] ayu**
I wasn't born under a lucky star,
**[11:11] ayu**
so I know there'll be a punchline somewhere!
**[11:13] ayu**
Okay, I've had enough happiness now. So, what's going to happen to me?!
**[11:18] ayu**
What kind of punchline will it be?!
**[11:21] haya**
Oh, would you like some soft-serve?
**[11:23] ayu**
There it is! Here's the punchline... Wait, what?
**[11:26] ayu**
Everything's normal?!
**[11:31] haya**
It's good, isn't it?
**[11:32] ayu**
Y-Yeah.
**[11:34] ayu**
It wasn't particularly side-splitting, but I guess this is okay.
**[11:37] haya**
Anyway, we haven't talked like this in a long time.
**[11:41] ayu**
What? Yeah, I guess you're right.
**[11:43] haya**
Finding a present for Hinagiku-san is proving to be pretty hard, but finding something...
**[11:48] haya**
to pay you back won't be easy either...
**[11:49] ayu**
What? To pay me back for what?
**[11:51] haya**
You know, for the Valentine's chocolate...
**[11:54] both**
Oh...
**[11:58] haya**
I'm sorry, I...
**[11:59] ayu**
N-No, don't sweat it. I'm the one who made it weird!
**[12:03] haya**
I'm sorry. I seriously have no tact.
**[12:07] haya**
But, no girl has ever said something like that to me before,
**[12:11] haya**
so I didn't know what to do...
**[12:13] ayu**
Well, the same goes for me...
**[12:16] ayu**
I've never said anything like that to anyone other than you.
**[12:22] ayu**
I-I've got some ice cream on my hands. I'll go and wash it off.
**[12:26] haya**
Nishizawa-san...
**[12:28] ayu**
I guess I'm a nuisance after all...
**[12:32] ayu**
I bet he doesn't like me.
**[12:35] haya**
Nishizawa-san...
**[12:37] miki**
I can't figure it out.
**[12:39] izu**
Yeah.
**[12:40] haya**
What?
**[12:41] miki**
A girl loves him with all her heart. What more does Hayata-kun want?
**[12:46] girls**
Beats me.
**[12:48] haya**
Whoa! Y-You guys! What's going on? You're here too, Hinagiku-san!
**[12:53] haya**
Wh-Why?
**[12:54] hina**
You're asking me why? This is the way I walk home.
**[12:58] izu**
And if your classmate is playing out a scene from a romantic comedy in the middle of the street,
**[13:02] izu**
you can't help but be curious.
**[13:03] risa**
Or are you more interested in men?
**[13:07] risa**
Like, my Excalibur!
**[13:09] haya**
No, that's not it.
**[13:12] haya**
I, um, it's not like I don't like Nishizawa-san.
**[13:17] haya**
I was ecstatic when she told me that she loved me.
**[13:21] haya**
When we went to the same school, she also helped me out a number of times.
**[13:25] haya**
So I'm very grateful to her,
**[13:27] ---**
but...
**[13:29] hina**
But what?
**[13:30] haya**
Right now, I'm not suitable to be in a relationship with a girl.
**[13:36] hina**
Why not?
**[13:38] haya**
Because I don't have the resources to support her.
**[13:45] hina**
Um, what exactly are you talking about?
**[13:48] hina**
Or maybe I should ask what century are you living in?
**[13:50] haya**
I'm being serious here!
**[13:53] haya**
If a man is serious about dating a girl,
**[13:56] haya**
he has to have the resources to support her for the rest of her life.
**[13:59] ---**
That's what my ex-girlfriend told me!
**[14:03] ---**
What?!
**[14:04] izu**
Wait, Hayata-kun... you've had a girlfriend?
**[14:07] haya**
What? Oh, yeah, but that was in kindergarten.
**[14:10] all**
Then, say that in the first place, you twerp!
**[14:12] haya**
But, she always told me:
**[14:16] atan**
Listen up, Hayate.
**[14:18] atan**
If you want to date a girl, you have to become strong.
**[14:22] atan**
And you have to be kinder than everyone else.
**[14:24] atan**
And on top of that, you must have the resources so that...
**[14:27] atan**
she'll never have to worry about money.
**[14:28] haya**
But, Aa-tan, that sounds really difficult...
**[14:32] atan**
A man who can't even do that isn't suitable to date a girl!
**[14:37] atan**
Do you understand, Hayate?
**[14:40] haya**
Y-Yeah, but Aa-tan, my stomach hurts.
**[14:44] atan**
That's the pain of love.
**[14:48] haya**
No, I think it's because you kicked me in the stomach.
**[14:52] haya**
That's how those rules were carved into my body.
**[14:55] hina**
I see. So it's all the evil witch's fault that he's turned out so warped.
**[15:01] haya**
So, it's not like I dislike Nishizawa-san, but rather...
**[15:07] ayu**
I see.
**[15:09] ayu**
So he doesn't dislike me after all.
**[15:14] ayu**
I'm relieved...
**[15:20] haya**
I'm home.
**[15:21] nagi**
Oh, you're home late, Hayate.
**[15:25] nagi**
I was worried that you'd gotten in trouble again.
**[15:30] haya**
I'm not always ruled by misfortune, you know.
**[15:33] haya**
I was just buying a birthday present for Hinagiku-san.
**[15:37] nagi**
Oh, I see...
**[15:39] nagi**
Wait...
**[15:41] nagi**
What did you just say?
**[15:42] haya**
What?
**[15:44] nagi**
Hey, Hayate. Why are you buying Hinagiku a birthday present?
**[15:50] haya**
Why? Well, because I've caused her a lot of trouble recently...
**[15:54] nagi**
Just because you're causing her trouble doesn't...
**[15:56] nagi**
How can you give presents to girls that aren't me?!
**[16:00] haya**
Here, this is for you, Ojou-sama.
**[16:02] haya**
I saw this cute hair clip in a shop, so I bought it for you.
**[16:08] haya**
It's cheap, so I don't know if you'll like it.
**[16:11] nagi**
I-I'm sure I will!
**[16:14] nagi**
What you want and what you get are two different things.
**[16:17] nagi**
What's important is not the price of the present, but the thought behind it...
**[16:21] nagi**
It's about how much you thought about the other person...
**[16:28] nagi**
Thank you. I'll cherish it.
**[16:34] nagi**
Now, going back to Hinagiku's present...
**[16:38] narr**
You couldn't distract her from her line of thought entirely...
**[16:43] mari**
Oh, so you were out buying a birthday present for Hinagiku-san.
**[16:48] mari**
So that's why you asked me what kind of presents I wanted.
**[16:51] haya**
Yes, that's right.
**[16:53] mari**
But, you're pretty thoughtful, Hayate-kun.
**[16:56] haya**
What do you mean?
**[16:58] mari**
You didn't only get a present for Hinagiku-san, but you got one for Nagi too.
**[17:02] mari**
I'm impressed that you thought of her.
**[17:04] haya**
Oh, it's not a big deal.
**[17:06] haya**
Speaking of birthdays...
**[17:09] mari**
Yes?
**[17:11] haya**
Maria-san, when's your birthday?
**[17:15] mari**
What?
**[17:16] haya**
Oh, I was just thinking that I didn't know when your birthday was, so I thought I'd ask.
**[17:22] mari**
Um, I-I have to prepare the bath.
**[17:26] mari**
Hayate-kun, please wash the dishes.
**[17:33] haya**
Maria-san's behavior just now...
**[17:35] haya**
Thinking about it, I guess the fact that she's seventeen and working a maid...
**[17:39] haya**
must have some significance.
**[17:41] ---**
Maybe she's in a similar position to me?
**[17:44] haya**
And that's related to her birthday somehow, so her reaction means...
**[17:52] haya**
I stepped on a land mine?
**[17:55] haya**
Wh-What should I do?!
**[17:57] haya**
This is why Ojou-sama and Hinagiku-san...
**[17:59] haya**
always get angry with me, telling me that I'm tactless all the time.
**[18:02] haya**
What should I do?
**[18:05] fath**
You have to get on your knees and apologize.
**[18:07] haya**
Whoa! Father!
**[18:09] haya**
You still haven't crossed over?
**[18:11] haya**
But forget that... I have to get down on my knees, huh?
**[18:13] fath**
Yeah, that's what Japanese people do.
**[18:17] fath**
In Russia, they do Russian Roulette.
**[18:20] fath**
And in France, they use the guillotine.
**[18:22] haya**
Wow, I'm glad I was born in Japan.
**[18:25] haya**
Anyway, I have to apologize to her right away!
**[18:31] fath**
Go! Good luck, young man!
**[18:33] haya**
Maria-san!
**[18:35] haya**
Maria-san!
**[18:36] haya**
Maria-san!
**[18:37] ---**
Damn it.
**[18:38] haya**
This is old news, but damn, this mansion is huge!
**[18:44] haya**
That scream came from Maria-san.
**[18:46] haya**
What happened? Are you all right?!
**[18:52] haya**
Huh? Maria-san?
**[18:54] mari**
Hayate-kun! Hayate-kun!
**[18:57] mari**
A r-roach...
**[18:58] haya**
What? A roach?
**[18:59] haya**
Whoa! Shiranui!
***SIGN*** Trivia
Apparently, cats enjoy showing off their captured prey to their owners.
**[19:01] narr**
Please enjoy this beautiful image with a spot of trivia while Hayate defeats the little black beast.
**[19:10] haya**
Maria-san, it's okay now.
**[19:13] mari**
R-Really?
**[19:14] haya**
Yes, really.
**[19:16] haya**
And if we don't stop clinging to each other soon... umm...
**[19:30] mari**
Thank you very much, Hayate-kun.
**[19:32] mari**
I will discipline Shiranui appropriately later.
**[19:36] haya**
So, I guess she's trying to maintain a mature air, after all...
**[19:39] haya**
Oh, but I also have to apologize.
**[19:42] mari**
What?
**[19:43] haya**
I mean, I asked you about your birthday, when perhaps I shouldn't have...
**[19:52] haya**
I-I mean... Is this the point where I get down on my knees?
**[19:59] mari**
It's not like it's a taboo question.
**[20:02] ---**
What?
**[20:07] mari**
My birthday is December 24th. At least, for now.
**[20:13] haya**
For now?
**[20:15] mari**
I don't know... my real birthday.
**[20:20] mari**
I've never known my birthday, nor my parents' faces, nor even my real name...
**[20:27] mari**
Everything's in the family records, but it's only there for convenience...
**[20:33] haya**
Maria-san, I-I'm sorry.
**[20:36] haya**
I didn't realize your past was so sad.
**[20:42] mari**
But, it's true.
**[20:44] mari**
Because of you, I had to remember all these painful memories...
**[20:49] haya**
Ah! I'm sorry!
**[20:52] mari**
Just kidding. I'm not going to cry over something like that now.
**[21:01] mari**
Hayate-kun, what's this?
**[21:04] haya**
Well, when I was getting a present for Hinagiku-san, I bought this for you.
**[21:10] haya**
I thought I'd buy you a present too...
**[21:14] haya**
Is it too childish?
**[21:19] haya**
I-If you don't want it, I...
**[21:22] mari**
No, this is the first present you've ever given me, so I'll cherish it.
**[21:29] mari**
Thank you.
**[21:31] mari**
But if you got me this when you were out getting Hinagiku-san's birthday present...
**[21:36] mari**
I wonder what kind of magnificent present you'll get me on December 24th.
**[21:42] haya**
Leave it to me!
**[21:43] haya**
On December 24th - Christmas Eve - I'm going to give you a much better present!
**[21:55] mari**
Okay.
**[21:57] mari**
Then, you'll have to give me something more wonderful than Santa on Christmas Eve.
**[22:03] haya**
I will!
**[22:09] mari**
Promise?
**[22:11] haya**
Promise!
**[22:22] maff**
Yo, I'm Muffy!
**[22:24] maff**
I'm an assassin from hell!
**[22:26] maff**
Now, let's go kill something!
**[22:30] narr**
Looks like he didn't know what kind of character he picked up.
**[24:06] ayu**
I wonder if Hayate-kun found a birthday present for Hinagiku-san.
**[24:09] ayu**
What if those two suddenly get really close because of it?!
**[24:14] nagi**
As if that would happen!
**[24:15] nagi**
Hayate only has eyes for me!
**[24:17] ayu**
Maybe Hayate-kun and Hinagiku-san are actually brother and half-sister who have been living apart...
**[24:20] ayu**
and going against the natural order of things, those two will...
**[24:23] nagi**
I'm not going to allow that sort of cheap dramatic development!
**[24:27] nagi**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Around the Time of the Hina Festival.*
**[24:30] ayu**
Oh, I wonder who that cute girl is.
# 11 - Around the Time of the Hina Festival
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:36] Hayate**
Happy birthday, Hinagiku-san.
**[01:40] hina**
What? H-Hayate-kun?
**[01:43] Hayate**
I thought long and hard about what to get you for your sixteenth birthday.
**[01:48] hina**
Oh, th-thank you...
**[01:50] Hayate**
And as a result, my present is...
***SIGN*** March 1st
**[02:00] narr**
Of course, that was all a dream.
**[02:07] hina**
I don't believe myself sometimes...
**[02:09] hina**
What a stupid dream to have.
**[02:12] hina**
Sheesh. What am I doing night after night?
**[02:16] narr**
This is how the morning of a troubled girl plays out.
**[02:19] narr**
Hinagiku's birthday is only days away!
***SIGN*** Around the Time of the Hina Festival
**[02:32] hina**
Lately, I've been thinking that something might be wrong with me.
**[02:36] hina**
Every night, my mind keeps wandering to a certain boy.
**[02:44] hina**
Maybe it's making me absentminded and stopping me from relaxing.
**[02:51] hina**
This has never happened before.
**[02:54] hina**
Could this be...
**[03:00] hina**
love?
**[03:00] hina**
Note: In Japanese, "love" and "carp" are the same word.
**[03:02] hina**
Definitely not!
**[03:04] hina**
No! That's just impossible! There's no way that I...
**[03:08] hina**
But I definitely think about him a lot.
**[03:12] hina**
And if there's something about him that catches my attention, then it's because...
**[03:16] hina**
Hey Sis, where have Mom and Dad gone?
**[03:21] hina**
If there's a reason for thinking about him all the time, then it must be...
**[03:25] Hayate**
Oh, isn't that Hinagiku-san?
**[03:32] hina**
Sneaking up on me from behind. You're pretty good.
**[03:36] Hayate**
You realize you're not a sniper with an unknown nationality, don't you?
**[03:40] hina**
Never mind that. You're going home pretty late today.
**[03:44] hay**
Yes. Ojou-sama was helping me with my studies in the study room.
**[03:49] hina**
Studies? Ayasaki-kun, are your grades that bad?
**[03:53] Hayate**
Yes, it's a little embarrassing, but I don't know if I'll even pass the year or not.
**[03:58] hina**
Hang on... are you going to be okay? Isn't that going to be a serious problem?
**[04:03] Hayate**
Yeah, I think that's a good way to sum it up.
**[04:06] Hayate**
I'm not okay at all. What should I do?
**[04:10] hina**
You're asking me what you should do?
**[04:14] hina**
Why do I dream about this loser every night?
**[04:19] hina**
I'm restless, I'm preoccupied, and my head's full of weird fantasies,
**[04:24] hina**
so this guy should...
**[04:26] hina**
be more reliable! Do you hear what I'm saying?!
**[04:30] nagi**
Hayate, have you gone and done something wrong again?!
**[04:33] Hayate**
I don't remember, but it's definitely possible!
**[04:36] Hayate**
I think I have done something wrong!
**[04:37] Hayate**
No, I'm sure I must have done something!
**[04:39] hina**
In any case!
**[04:40] hina**
I'm not going to forgive you if you flunk, understand?!
**[04:45] Hayate**
Y-Yes.
**[04:50] Hayate**
Ojou-sama, call it a hunch, but I think things will probably get worse if I leave it at that.
**[04:56] nagi**
What? Oh, right.
**[04:58] Hayate**
May I go and apologize to her real quick?
**[05:02] nagi**
Sure, but what for?
**[05:07] Hayate**
I don't know, but as a man, I'll think about the reason after I've bowed my head.
**[05:14] nagi**
Oh! Hayate just said something really uncool with an awesome expression on his face.
**[05:23] hina**
I knew I was just imagining things!
**[05:25] hina**
There's no way that I'm really thinking about Hayate-kun.
**[05:30] hina**
No, if there's something bugging me, it's gotta be...
**[05:33] Hayate**
Hinagiku-san!
**[05:35] hina**
Ayasaki-kun?
**[05:37] Hayate**
I... um...
**[05:40] hina**
If there's something bugging me, then that's all it is...
**[05:44] hina**
Ayasaki-kun, can I ask you a question?
**[05:48] Hayate**
Um, sure.
**[05:50] hina**
What did you think when your parents burdened you with their debt and abandoned you?
**[05:56] Hayate**
What? What did I think? I thought they were horrible parents.
**[06:00] Hayate**
I thought that there was no other parents out there who were as unreliable as mine.
**[06:03] Hayate**
I guess they just failed at humanity, you know. Basic humanity.
**[06:05] hina**
A reason!
**[06:06] Hayate**
What?
**[06:07] hina**
Didn't you think that they might have had a reason for doing it?
**[06:11] Hayate**
A... reason?
**[06:13] hina**
That's right! They were so kind but then they disappeared all of a sudden.
**[06:17] hina**
There must have been a reason... A reason!
**[06:22] Hayate**
No, there wasn't.
**[06:24] Hayate**
Even if there had been one, it wouldn't change the fact that they abandoned me.
**[06:28] hina**
You're right.
**[06:30] hina**
I'm sorry for asking such a strange question.
**[06:33] hina**
What kind of answer was I hoping for?
**[06:36] hina**
It's not like I could have done anything about it...
**[06:39] narr**
That's when the boy thought:
**[06:41] narr**
"There's something I really have to tell this girl!"
**[06:45] narr**
This boy felt that everything would end if he didn't tell her right now!
**[06:51] narr**
That's why...
**[06:52] Hayate**
Hinagiku-san!
**[06:54] hina**
Wh-What?
**[06:55] Hayate**
Er, um, I mean...
**[06:59] hina**
You mean what?
**[07:01] Hayate**
I have to say it now! The thing I'm supposed to tell her!
**[07:04] Hayate**
I don't have to bow my head, but I have to tell Hinagiku-san!
**[07:08] Hayate**
And it's...
**[07:11] hina**
Wh-What is it?
**[07:18] Hayate**
The only difference between whales and dolphins is their size.
**[07:24] hina**
Huh? So what?
**[07:26] Hayate**
Er, I mean... I was trying to cheer you up...
**[07:29] narr**
In fact, what he wanted to tell her wasn't a tidbit of trivia!
**[07:32] hina**
So, you use Trivial Pursuit answers to cheer people up.
**[07:36] Hayate**
Please don't look at me with that murderous glare of yours!
**[07:40] hina**
The reason for constantly thinking about him...
**[07:47] hina**
It doesn't even seem to matter anymore.
***SIGN*** March 2nd
**[07:55] saku**
What's this?
**[07:57] saku**
I know that people put out Hina dolls because tomorrow's the Hina Doll Festival,
**[08:01] saku**
but why are there two empresses here?
**[08:03] iori**
Be careful touching them, Sakuya.
**[08:07] iori**
These are cursed Hina dolls.
**[08:09] iori**
If you touch the wrong one and break the seal on it, something terrible will happen.
**[08:16] saku**
Cursed Hina dolls, you say?
**[08:21] saku**
Oops?
**[08:22] iori**
Don't break the neck under *any* circumstances.
**[08:25] iori**
If you break the neck and break the seal,
**[08:27] iori**
the unluckiest person in the surrounding area...
**[08:31] iori**
will become the victim of a horrible curse.
**[08:37] iori**
What did I just say?!
**[08:38] saku**
I'm sorry!
**[08:45] Hayate**
What's this watch?
**[08:48] mari**
Nagi got it for Hinagiku's birthday.
**[08:51] nagi**
If my butler is going to give her something, I can't let myself be upstaged, right?
**[08:56] Hayate**
May I trouble you to tell me how much it was?
**[08:58] nagi**
Only around three hundred thousand yen.
**[09:00] Hayate**
I-I'm sorry! It's all my fault that...
**[09:03] nagi**
Yes, it is.
**[09:06] nagi**
It's your fault...
**[09:08] nagi**
Even though it cost next to nothing...
**[09:11] nagi**
it's still an unnecessary expense!
**[09:13] mari**
Now, now. You don't have to be so mean...
**[09:16] mari**
just because you don't like the fact that Hayate-kun's giving her a present.
**[09:19] nagi**
Oh well.
**[09:21] nagi**
But, don't forget! If it wasn't for me, you'd be the unluckiest guy in the universe!
**[09:29] Hayate**
What was with the special effects just now?
**[09:32] nagi**
Who knows? The director probably screwed up.
**[09:37] Hayate**
Well, anyway...
**[09:42] Hayate**
I'll get back to my cleaning.
***SIGN*** Ba-dump Ba-dump
**[09:44] nagi**
Maria, I just saw something terrifying...
**[09:48] mari**
I think we must just be overworked.
**[09:53] narr**
Hayate has undergone a sudden transformation.
**[09:55] narr**
He looks a bit like a maid! No, he's actually a maid!
**[10:00] narr**
We'll continue this nerdy plot twist in the second half!
**[10:19] nagi**
What do you think, Maria?
**[10:21] mari**
Well, the only explanation is...
**[10:23] mari**
that something inside Hayate-kun has awakened.
**[10:26] nagi**
Well, if you consider that he looks pretty good in those clothes, it's not really a problem, but...
**[10:31] mari**
Anyway, I think the storyline's about to get complicated, so why don't you go up to your room for now?
**[10:36] nagi**
Gotcha. Thanks.
**[10:37] nagi**
But, please tell him, if wants to dress like that, it's A-OK with me!
**[10:41] mari**
I understand...
**[10:44] mari**
Hayate-kun?
**[10:45] Hayate**
Yes?
**[10:46] Hayate**
Can I help you, Maria-san?
**[10:48] mari**
Um, Hayate-kun, have you ever thought that you might be different from other people?
**[10:54] mari**
Like, for example... your hobbies?
**[10:59] Hayate**
What? My hobbies?
**[11:02] Hayate**
Hm, let's see...
**[11:04] ---**
I think I'm pretty normal really,
**[11:07] ---**
but even if I did have different hobbies from others,
**[11:10] Hayate**
I think I'd still be proud to show them off if I really liked them!
**[11:14] ---**
I didn't realize his conviction was so strong about this!
**[11:17] mari**
W-Well, Nagi and I are completely fine with...
**[11:21] mari**
your choice of clothing, so...
**[11:26] Hayate**
What?
**[11:40] Hayate**
What is this?!
**[11:42] Hayate**
Maria-san! Why did you put a maid outfit on me?!
**[11:45] mari**
It wasn't me, I swear!
**[11:47] Hayate**
This is terrible!
**[11:49] saku**
Looks like we were too late.
**[11:50] isu**
Yes.
**[11:51] Hayate**
Isumi-san! And Sakuya-san!
**[11:55] Hayate**
What? I've been cursed by a Hina doll?
**[11:58] isu**
Yes.
**[11:59] isu**
A long time ago, there was a doll maker in the service of the Royal Court...
**[12:03] isu**
who enjoyed cross-dressing. Then...
**[12:07] make**
When I came to, I had decked an Emperor Doll in a twelve-layered ceremonial kimono!
**[12:11] isu**
Everyone in the court gossiped about how amazingly gross the doll was.
**[12:14] isu**
After that, his misfortune led to his embezzling ways being discovered,
**[12:17] isu**
and the doll maker was executed by decapitation.
**[12:22] make**
I wish I could have cross-dressed at least once...
***SIGN*** Due to various reasons, we can't show this scene.
**[12:28] isu**
And his final wish had such conviction that it became a curse...
**[12:31] isu**
making unlucky people dress like girls.
**[12:35] mari**
Embezzlement... That's not a story we can empathize with.
**[12:41] Hayate**
But anyway, why a maid outfit of all things?
**[12:44] isu**
I think that's because of his tastes.
**[12:49] isu**
I suppose he thought it would suit you.
**[12:52] saku**
Well, he definitely got that bit right.
**[12:54] isu**
But, we can't just sit around and enjoy looking at him.
**[12:57] isu**
If we don't lift the curse before the Hina Festival is over...
**[13:00] Hayate**
What happens then?!
**[13:02] isu**
You'll be a cross-dresser for the rest of your life!
**[13:06] Hayate**
What a strange curse...
**[13:08] isu**
Indeed.
**[13:09] Hayate**
Is there a way to lift the curse?
**[13:12] isu**
Yes. To lift the curse, you must defeat the Hina Doll of the Hina Doll stand.
**[13:16] isu**
Which means, you have to beat the master of the highest building in the surrounding area!
**[13:23] hina**
Hypothetically speaking... only hypothetically...
**[13:26] hina**
And I mean this is really unlikely - no, ultra unlikely
- no, even more unlikely than that...
**[13:32] hina**
It's completely impossible, but just as a hypothesis...
**[13:37] hina**
What if I... am in love with Hayate-kun?
**[13:43] hina**
It's only a hypothesis! So, it's all hypothetically speaking!
**[13:47] hina**
Even if this one in a thousand - no, one in a million possibility were true...
**[13:51] hina**
I promised that I would root for her. So...
**[13:55] rin**
Looks like the cogs in your head are working overtime.
**[13:57] hina**
You're the priest from before.
**[14:02] rin**
Seeing as how you can still see me, I can use this opportunity to offer you some holy advice.
**[14:07] hina**
I don't think I need advice...
**[14:10] rin**
The things people can do in one lifetime are limited.
**[14:13] rin**
So, instead of worrying, it's better to act.
**[14:15] rin**
And if you don't even know what you're worried about,
**[14:18] rin**
then you just have to close your eyes and think hard about it.
**[14:21] ---**
If you can be true to your own heart, you should be able...
**[14:23] rin**
to see what path lies ahead for you.
**[14:27] hina**
Be true to my own heart...
**[14:32] Hayate**
Anyway, the tallest building in the area is probably Hakuou's...
**[14:38] isu**
...Garden Gate, right?
**[14:40] Hayate**
Which means that the master of the Hina Doll stand is...
**[14:42] isu**
...the Student Council President.
**[14:45] saku**
You're lucky.
**[14:47] saku**
It's someone you know, so you can just explain the
circumstances and she'll lose on purpose for you, right?
**[14:51] Hayate**
Yes, I think that'll work. She's a very kind person.
**[14:55] Hayate**
Well, it is embarrassing going to meet her dressed like this...
**[14:58] Hayate**
but I don't want the other students to see me like this either,
**[15:00] Hayate**
so I'll ask her to come to the Student Council office at night.
**[15:03] mari**
But, Hayate-kun... Tomorrow evening, one of Hakuou Gakuin's traditional events,
**[15:08] mari**
the Hina Festival Festival is taking place, so there will be lots of people, even though it'll be nighttime.
***SIGN*** The Hina Festival Festival
**[15:12] Hayate**
There'll be lots of people there?
**[15:14] mari**
Yeah, a few.
**[15:16] Hayate**
If I don't defeat her on the Hina Doll stand, the curse...
**[15:19] isu**
...won't be lifted.
**[15:21] Hayate**
I can't stay dressed like this forever,
**[15:24] Hayate**
so I'm going to do my best to get back to normal!
**[15:27] saku**
Well, it suits you surprisingly well, so I don't think there's any particular rush to lift the curse.
**[15:34] Hayate**
O-Of course there is!
**[15:36] saku**
But, it's surprisingly quite well received.
**[15:39] mari**
Yeah...
**[15:40] Hayate**
Maria-san, please don't agree with them!
**[15:42] saku**
And besides, I've been wondering for a while now.
**[15:47] ---**
What have you got under your skirt?
**[15:52] Hayate**
What are you getting at?
**[15:53] saku**
Well, you know. I just want a quick peek.
**[15:59] Hayate**
Whoa! Whoa! What do you think you're doing?!
**[16:00] saku**
Come on, it's fine! It's fine!
**[16:02] Hayate**
If you do that, I'll... I'll...
**[16:04] saku**
Sorry, sorry. My bad.
**[16:06] saku**
Well, this is my fault, so I'll help you out. Right, Isumi-san?
**[16:11] isu**
Yes. I'll explain everything to the Student Council President.
**[16:15] Hayate**
I-I'd really appreciate that.
**[16:20] Hayate**
This is unbelievable.
**[16:22] mari**
Yes. I think I've finally grasped the situation, but...
**[16:27] Hayate**
But?
**[16:28] mari**
You don't need to make up such an unbelievable story about the occult and such if you want to cross-dress,
**[16:35] mari**
you could just have told me...
**[16:36] Hayate**
Wait a minute! You haven't grasped the situation at all, Maria-san!
**[16:41] mari**
Well, I guess a change of pace might be good if you're tired of your normal life, right?
**[16:45] Hayate**
No, it's not "right"!
**[16:47] Hayate**
Oh no! If Hinagiku-san doesn't let me win tomorrow, Maria-san will never...
**[16:52] Hayate**
No, it'll be fine! I'm sure that Hinagiku-san will let me win!
**[16:57] hina**
If I'm true to my own heart,
then I'll understand why I'm feeling so weird?
**[17:02] rin**
Yes. If you banish all your doubts, it should automatically become apparent...
**[17:07] rin**
what your heart truly desires.
**[17:10] hina**
What my heart desires...
**[17:13] hina**
What my heart...
**[17:15] hina**
truly desires...
**[17:20] hina**
Got it.
**[17:21] rin**
You understand now?
**[17:23] hin**
Why couldn't I see this simple feeling before?
**[17:27] rin**
People have a hard time admitting their true feelings to themselves.
**[17:32] rin**
But then, that's what love's all about.
**[17:35] hina**
It's because we never settled our score!
**[17:37] rin**
Settled your score?
**[17:38] hina**
Yes. Our battle ended without a clear result.
**[17:43] hina**
I bet I was feeling uneasy because
I hadn't settled the score with him!
**[17:48] rin**
That's certainly an original interpretation.
**[17:50] hina**
I see, I see. I knew it was weird.
**[17:53] hina**
I was all worked up because it felt like he'd quit while he was ahead. That must be it!
**[17:56] isu**
Um...
**[17:58] hina**
What? Oh, you're...
**[18:01] isu**
Um, I've brought you this from Hayate-sama...
**[18:04] letter**
To the Student Council President
**[18:04] hina**
What? A letter?
**[18:06] isu**
Yes. I can't explain the situation very well,
so I put the main points in writing.
**[18:11] hina**
Hm, let's see...
**[18:14] letter**
Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock
One on one!
Meet at the top of the Haukou Gakuin Clock Tower
and let's fight (Bring weapons)
The winner will be Hayate-sama
**[18:17] isu**
Um... the details should become clearer when you get there.
**[18:21] hina**
I see. So, this is a letter of challenge.
**[18:23] isu**
What?
**[18:23] hina**
I give my respect to the Sanzenin's butler.
**[18:26] hina**
To think that he'd already read my mind!
**[18:28] isu**
Um, no, that's not how it is...
**[18:30] hina**
But I'll be the winner!
**[18:33] hina**
Let us fight fair and square.
**[18:35] isu**
Wait, no... if you don't lose...
**[18:39] rin**
It's quite difficult to get across to someone what you really want.
***SIGN*** March 3rd
**[18:43] narr**
It's March 3rd. The day of the Hina Festival Festival is here!
**[18:53] Hayate**
Hm, this is a difficult plan.
**[18:57] Hayate**
It's a near-impossible mission to get to the clock tower without being seen by anyone.
**[19:02] saku**
Anyway, what's with that getup?
**[19:05] wata**
More importantly, where's Isumi?
**[19:06] wata**
I came here because she asked me to come.
**[19:09] saku**
Oh, we came together,
**[19:11] saku**
but she didn't even manage to appear in a scene with us before she got lost.
**[19:14] Hayate**
That's a new record.
**[19:17] Hayate**
But what's this Hina Festival Festival about, anyway?
**[19:20] Hayate**
Unlike the marathon last time, this event looks fun.
**[19:24] wata**
Did you really think that all five events were going to be all-out competitions?
**[19:28] wata**
It's the opposite of Valentine's Day,
**[19:30] wata**
so basically, it's a festival where guys ask girls to dance so they can make some lasting memories.
**[19:35] wata**
Well, as it's also the last festival of the year, it may also be their last chance to make some lasting memories.
**[19:39] Hayate**
Their last chance?
**[19:40] wata**
For the people who flunk their exams and get expelled.
**[19:43] Hayate**
It's really unlikeable in a traditional sense, huh?
**[19:46] Hayate**
Anyway, if I don't make it through this, I have no future.
**[19:50] Hayate**
I have to get to the clock tower by nine!
**[19:53] izu**
What are you doing, Hayata-kun?
**[19:56] Hayate**
S-Segawa-san?!
**[19:58] izu**
Oh, what's up with that coat?
Are you cosplaying or something?
**[20:01] Hayate**
I-It's nothing. I'm not hiding anything!
**[20:05] ---**
Pardon?
**[20:07] izu**
Hiding, you say?
**[20:12] izu**
Hayata-kun, you shouldn't be wearing a coat in the middle of summer.
**[20:16] hay**
Um, it's only March...
**[20:18] izu**
What have you got on underneath? Let me see!
**[20:24] Hayate**
No!
**[20:26] izu**
Why not?
**[20:28] saku**
There he goes.
**[20:30] wata**
So, what does he have underneath there?
**[20:38] Hayate**
I think I finally lost her.
**[20:42] tea**
Damn. All the guys and girls here are having fun because it's a festival.
**[20:46] tea**
Isn't my destiny lying around here somewhere, waiting for me?
**[20:51] tea**
What? I'm sorry!
**[20:54] Hayate**
Ow...
**[20:56] tea**
This is destiny calling.
**[21:00] Hayate**
What?
**[21:00] tea**
Wh-What's your name?!
**[21:03] tea**
Young lady!
**[21:04] hay**
Huh? M-My name?
**[21:05] hay**
It's Ayasaki... Ha... Ha!
**[21:07] tea**
Ayasaki... Ha?! What's the rest?!
**[21:10] Hayate**
Well, it's... um, I mean...
**[21:16] Hayate**
It's Hermione Ayasaki!
**[21:19] tea**
That sounds like a witch's name.
**[21:22] Hayate**
This is bad.
**[21:23] Hayate**
I never thought that someone would see me like this.
**[21:25] Hayate**
Luckily, he seems to think I'm a girl.
If he found out that I'm actually a guy...
**[21:30] narr**
He'd think that you're a cross-dressing pervert
who stalks around the school at night?
**[21:35] Hayate**
No way! I can't let him get the wrong impression!
**[21:38] Hayate**
I have to make up some excuse and get out of here immediately!
**[21:42] Hayate**
I've got a lot of stuff to do, so...
**[21:44] tea**
Oh! Please wait!
**[21:46] hay**
What is it?
**[21:50] tea**
Will you dance with me?
**[21:53] Hayate**
No freaking way.
**[21:55] Hayate**
I have to go now, so please find someone else.
**[21:58] tea**
Ah! You didn't have to react so coldly. But that's the way I like it!
**[22:02] Hayate**
Which is it?
**[22:04] tea**
I'm serious here!
**[22:05] tea**
I've fallen in love with you!
**[22:14] hina**
So, this weird feeling in my stomach will disappear tonight.
**[22:17] hina**
Hayate-kun, we're going to settle this!
**[22:22] narr**
How will the battle between Hayate and Hinagiku end?
**[22:26] narr**
And thinking about it, will Hayate fight in that maid outfit?
**[22:30] narr**
The tumultuous night has just begun.
**[24:07] nagi**
I don't know how to say this, but that maid outfit looks really good on you.
**[24:10] Hayate**
This is a step backwards!
**[24:11] Hayate**
But if I really can't lift the curse, I'm going to be a cross-dresser forever.
**[24:14] nagi**
You fool! Humanity has always been fascinated by and longed for beauty!
**[24:18] nagi**
To throw such beauty away is an act of insolence!
**[24:21] nagi**
Why can't you see that it would be an astronomical loss?!
**[24:23] Hayate**
Wh-What have I done?!
**[24:25] Hayate**
No way in hell I'm losing!
**[24:27] haya**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *A Cruel Idiot's Thesis*.
**[24:30] nagi**
And Hayate will look even more risqué.
# 12 - A Cruel Idiot's Thesis
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:31] narr**
It's March 3rd and Hakuou Gakuin's Hina Festival Festival is in full swing!
**[01:37] narr**
After being struck by the doll maker's curse, Hayate is currently sporting a fetching maid's outfit.
**[01:42] narr**
To lift the curse, he has to defeat the Student Council President, Hinagiku.
**[01:47] narr**
But, being the unlucky, cross-dressing butler that he is, he's being held up at this very moment...
**[01:54] narr**
by the passionate confession of a man he's just run into.
**[01:56] narr**
The deadline for lifting the curse is the end of the festival.
**[02:00] narr**
The clock is ticking!
***SIGN*** A Cruel Idiot's Thesis
**[02:09] ---**
I've fallen in love with you!
**[02:12] haya**
What?! What are you talking about? Stop messing around!
**[02:15] kote**
Do you think I'd say that if I was just playing around?
**[02:17] kote**
I'm serious! I really am!
**[02:20] haya**
But that's...
**[02:21] haya**
I don't know what to do when you tell me something like that all of a sudden.
**[02:33] haya**
Segawa-san!
**[02:35] kote**
Hm? What? Ojou?
**[02:37] sega**
Oh, sorry for interrupting! Don't mind me. Please carry on.
**[02:42] kote**
Okay...
**[02:43] haya**
No, it's not okay!
**[02:45] sega**
But who'd have thought you'd be into stuff like this, Hayata-kun.
**[02:49] haya**
No, this isn't what it looks like!
**[02:51] haya**
What? Hayata-kun?
**[02:53] haya**
Ojou, who's this Hayata-kun you speak of?
**[02:56] haya**
This girl's name is Hermione...
**[02:59] sega**
That's a boy.
**[03:00] kote**
What?
**[03:01] kote**
Like I said, Hayata-kun's a boy. His name's Hayate Ayasaki.
**[03:07] haya**
So, you do know my real name, after all.
**[03:09] kote**
What are you talking about, Ojou?
**[03:13] kote**
A boy? What? But he's so cute!
**[03:16] sega**
See?
**[03:21] haya**
Segawa-san, why do you have my student ID?
**[03:26] sega**
Hm, I wonder.
**[03:28] haya**
You're the one who got the wrong idea. It's not my...
**[03:32] kote**
You deceived me.
**[03:35] kote**
You... You deceived me just like all the girls before you.
**[03:40] sega**
My butler, Kotetsu-kun, has no luck with the ladies.
**[03:44] sega**
He's super strong, but he reads into everything way too much, and when he flips out, he's a pain in the butt.
**[03:48] sega**
He's also a trainspotter who's always pouring over timetables and stuff.
**[03:52] kote**
It's because of people like you...
**[03:56] kote**
that the war goes on!
**[03:58] haya**
What are you talking about?
**[04:04] kote**
So you've run away, Hermione-san.
**[04:07] sega**
It's Hayata-kun.
**[04:18] nagi**
So, this is the Hina Festival Festival. Pretty lively, huh?
**[04:22] mari**
Sure is.
**[04:24] hina**
Oh, this is a rare sight.
**[04:27] nagi**
Hinagiku.
**[04:28] hina**
It's rare for you to come to such a crowded place of your own free will.
**[04:32] nagi**
Don't make it sound like I'm a hikikomori!
**[04:34] mari**
Aren't you though?
**[04:36] nagi**
I went out of my way to come here today because I was told...
**[04:39] nagi**
we were celebrating your birthday here tonight.
**[04:41] hina**
What?
**[04:45] hina**
That's news to me.
**[04:48] nagi**
Oh? But the others from the Student Council said...
**[04:51] nagi**
Well, in any case... here you go.
**[04:55] hina**
What's that?
**[04:56] nagi**
It's your birthday. This is a present. You do the math.
**[04:59] nagi**
Open it.
**[05:05] hina**
Oh, this watch looks pretty expensive.
**[05:09] nagi**
Hm, looks like she doesn't have a clue about watches.
**[05:12] nagi**
It was pretty cheap. If you don't like it, you don't have to accept it.
**[05:16] hina**
Oh no, it's not like that!
**[05:20] hina**
Thank you. I'll cherish it.
**[05:23] nagi**
Hmph, bet you'll break it straightaway.
**[05:26] hina**
No, I won't!
**[05:29] nagi**
We'll see. Anyway, we're done here, so let's go home, Maria.
**[05:34] mari**
Sure.
**[05:36] hina**
Nagi, make sure you come to school!
**[05:38] nagi**
Yes, yes, I will when I feel like it.
**[05:47] nagi**
Anyway, what's Hayate up to?
**[05:49] nagi**
Didn't he come here earlier with Isumi and the others?
**[05:52] mari**
Maybe they all got lost...
**[05:56] nagi**
Man, that Hayate is hopeless.
**[05:59] kote**
Hayate?
**[06:01] kote**
You know Hayate Ayasaki?
**[06:04] nagi**
What? He's my butler...
**[06:10] kote**
Then, you're coming with me!
**[06:16] mari**
Nagi!
**[06:17] kote**
Tell Hermione... I mean, tell Hayate Ayasaki to come and get his master back if he's a real butler!
**[06:24] kote**
And when you get there, Hayate, I'll expose your true face to the public!
**[06:29] mari**
Nagi!
**[06:34] saku**
Oh, I hit it!
**[06:35] saku**
Hey, old man, I hit it!
**[06:37] man**
You're good, little lady.
**[06:39] man**
Here. Here's another prize for you, cutie-pie.
**[06:42] saku**
Wow, thanks, old man!
**[06:48] saku**
Yo Wataru, look at this! The old man gave me an extra one. All because I'm cute!
**[06:52] saku**
A prize for being cute.
**[06:55] wata**
Stop emphasizing that part.
**[06:58] saku**
But, Hakuou's a good school. It's so bighearted.
**[07:04] saku**
If I'd known it was such a good school...
**[07:07] saku**
Maybe going to school with Nagi wouldn't have been so bad either...
**[07:14] narr**
Sakuya gave her admission certificate for Hakuou Gakuin to Wataru.
**[07:21] narr**
So this is a subject that he feels guilty about to Sakuya.
**[07:26] wata**
S-Sakuya! Do you want some cotton candy or something? Y'know, cotton candy? My treat.
**[07:31] saku**
Really? Yeah, let's get some!
**[07:32] wata**
After that, how about we go and scoop some goldfish over there? My treat!
**[07:36] saku**
What's up with you all of a sudden? You're being really generous today.
**[07:39] guar**
Ojou-sama!
**[07:42] guar**
Where are you?!
**[07:44] guar**
Ojou-sama!
**[07:46] mari**
Hey, you guys - you're all pretty unreliable, aren't you?
**[07:50] guar**
Gulp.
**[07:51] guar**
B-But, Maria-sama, there's no way we can beat a butler.
**[07:55] guar**
It's like how Super Soldiers don't stand a chance against Innovators.
**[07:59] mari**
Please don't use Nagi-like analogies.
**[08:02] mari**
I guess there's no other way. I'll have to do something about this.
**[08:06] guar**
What? Maria-sama, you're going to rescue her?!
**[08:10] guar**
But it's dangerous!
**[08:10] guar**
How are you going to find her?!
**[08:15] mari**
Hello, Nagi? Where have you been taken?
**[08:19] guar**
Her cellphone?!
**[08:21] nagi**
Oh, Maria. Sorry for making you worry.
**[08:25] nagi**
But it looks like there's no need to be worried.
**[08:28] nagi**
Hey, you there! Maria wants to know what your intentions are.
**[08:32] kote**
Don't worry. You're just bait to lure Hayate Ayasaki here.
**[08:37] nagi**
A trap for Hayate? What are you planning to do once he gets here?
**[08:41] kote**
I'm in love with him.
**[08:45] nagi**
Maria? I'm not in any danger, but this guy's dangerous all the same.
**[08:49] nagi**
Tell the SWAT team to ready the snipers.
**[08:51] kote**
What?! Don't mock me!
**[08:54] kote**
I'm serious. I'm really in...
**[08:58] nagi**
Well, you heard that it'd be dangerous to call Hayate here, so don't. Bye.
**[09:03] kote**
Why, you!
**[09:05] guar**
Boy am I glad that Ojou-sama's safe.
**[09:08] guar**
Yeah, that's great news.
**[09:10] mari**
Shouldn't you be off doing something about this? I'll cut your wages if you don't.
**[09:16] guar**
We'll go confirm Ojou-sama's location!
**[09:21] mari**
But, I wonder where Hayate-kun's gone to...
**[09:29] haya**
Ouch.
**[09:33] haya**
That wasn't good. I can't believe I just fell off a cliff...
**[09:37] haya**
But I guess it means I managed to shake him off.
**[09:41] haya**
All is good for the time be-
**[09:51] haya**
What in the world is this outfit?!
**[09:52] haya**
My clothes are even more embarrassing now!
**[09:54] haya**
What am I going to do? I don't have the cape to conceal my clothes anymore.
**[09:59] haya**
This miniskirt is just too...
**[10:02] haya**
How can I...
**[10:06] haya**
Wh-What? Who are you?!
**[10:09] doll**
It looks like, in this era, people ask questions after they've dropkicked you.
**[10:16] doll**
Anyway, if you don't know who I am, then I'll tell you.
**[10:19] doll**
I couldn't hold myself back anymore, so I appeared before you.
**[10:22] doll**
I am the curse of the Hina doll that's been causing you to cross-dress.
**[10:27] ---**
I am the doll maker, Geppetto!
**[10:33] haya**
I see. So that means this stupid curse will be lifted if I just crush you...
**[10:37] doll**
No, wait! Wait! Lemme go!
**[10:39] doll**
Look, your phone! Your phone's ringing!
**[10:43] haya**
Hello?
**[10:45] haya**
What? Ojou-sama has been kidnapped?!
**[11:03] all**
Happy birthday!
**[11:05] hina**
Huh? What's going on?
**[11:07] miki**
Duh! It's a birthday party.
**[11:10] hina**
A birthday party? But why are there so many people here?
**[11:13] risa**
Have you forgotten what you said?
**[11:14] hina**
Huh?
**[11:15] hina**
We asked you how you were going to celebrate your birthday...
**[11:18] ---**
and you said:
**[11:19] hina**
A birthday party? Hm, I don't really like big parties,
**[11:25] hina**
so I'll probably just go and have dinner with my family or something.
**[11:28] miki**
So that's why we threw the most extravagant bash we possibly could.
**[11:31] hina**
You take being contradictory to a whole new level.
**[11:32] yuki**
Forget about it. It's more fun this way.
**[11:36] hina**
Oh, sis.
**[11:37] yuki**
Here's my present to you.
**[11:40] yuki**
Happy birthday, Hina.
**[11:43] hina**
Oh? Thank you, sis. I didn't think I'd get anything from you.
**[11:48] hina**
I wonder what it is.
***SIGN*** Good for One Back Massage
**[11:53] yuki**
It's a coupon for a back massage. Don't worry, I'm really good at massages.
**[12:02] hina**
But, is it really okay to throw such a huge party?
**[12:07] miki**
Don't sweat it. I'm the daughter of a politician. Parties are my forte. The real problem is...
**[12:21] miki**
If it was straightforward like with that Azumamiya boy, the usual deal would have been fine...
**[12:27] miki**
but, if on the off-chance, it turned into a party with just the two of you...
**[12:31] miki**
So? Where's Hayata-kun's present?
**[12:33] hina**
What? I haven't got one from him.
**[12:36] hina**
That reminds me...
**[12:38] haya**
I'll try to think of a good present to give you.
**[12:43] hina**
Then, maybe that letter...
**[12:44] hina**
Maybe the purpose of that letter was a roundabout way of setting it up so we can be alone?
**[12:51] hina**
What? But... But... Really? But that's...
**[12:58] hina**
What should I do. That's just too...
**[13:01] miki**
Now that the guest of honor is here...
**[13:03] risa**
Let's get this party started!
**[13:05] ---**
What?
**[13:06] risa**
To kick off, let's get the Student Council President up here to sing her heart out!
**[13:11] hina**
What?!
**[13:13] hina**
Wait! What's going on?!
**[13:16] haya**
Where's Ojou-sama being held?!
**[13:19] mari**
Um, according to the tracking devices we attached to both you and Nagi...
**[13:24] haya**
Wait a sec... when did you put plant those on us?
**[13:27] mari**
It looks like the shortest route would be straight through the festival.
**[13:31] haya**
Understood! Don't worry. I'll rescue Ojou-sama!
**[13:36] doll**
In that outfit?
**[13:38] doll**
That kick really hurt, you know. Maybe I'll put an even more embarrassing ensemble on you.
**[13:43] doll**
Maybe you should take a route where you can avoid being seen.
**[13:50] haya**
Mr. Geppetto. This isn't a curse, I'm being punished.
**[13:54] doll**
What?
**[13:55] haya**
The curse, my debt, my studies... Lately, I've only been concerned with my own affairs.
**[14:01] haya**
To think that Ojou-sama is in danger because of me...
**[14:05] haya**
That's why the most embarrassing thing about all this isn't the outfit I'm wearing, but my heart!
**[14:09] haya**
Even if I'm wearing a maid's outfit, I'm still a butler at heart!
**[14:15] risa**
Right, now that she's changed, without further ado, here she is!
**[14:20] hina**
Wait, how did they manage to change my clothes?! And where exactly am I?!
**[14:26] risa**
Please sing for us! The song is: *Cruel Angel's Thesis*!
**[14:32] hina**
What? No, no, wait!
**[14:34] ---**
I can't sing!
**[14:36] ---**
And now... start the music!
**[14:40] hina**
For crying out loud!
**[14:43] hina**
Just like the cruel angel
**[14:49] hina**
Young boy, become a legend
**[15:05] hina**
Even though the untested breeze taps at the door to your heart
**[15:12] hina**
You just look solely at me and smile
**[15:20] hina**
So intent on seeking out that gentle touch
**[15:27] hina**
Such innocent eyes, still ignorant of their destiny
**[15:34] hina**
But someday, you are sure to realize that upon your back
**[15:42] hina**
You have the wings with which to fly towards the distant future
**[15:49] hina**
The cruel angel's thesis
**[15:53] hina**
Soon, you will take flight from the windowsill
**[15:57] hina**
With your torrent of ardent pathos
**[16:01] hina**
If you are to betray our memories
**[16:04] hina**
You, who embrace these heavens and shine
**[16:08] hina**
Young boy, become a legend
**[16:17] miki**
Hina really knows how to get a crowd going.
**[16:20] risa**
I can't believe she was able to sing a song she barely knows so passionately.
**[16:24] sega**
Hina-chan's amazing.
**[16:27] hina**
And now, the three other members of the Student Council will sing:
**[16:30] hina**
*The Girl Who Leapt Through Time*!
**[16:33] all**
What?!
**[16:35] narr**
Hina-chan gets her revenge!
**[16:38] ---**
The girl who leapt...
**[16:38] mom**
But, a lively birthday like this isn't bad either.
**[16:42] ---**
through time.
**[16:42] hina**
This has just turned into a karaoke competition.
**[16:45] mom**
Who cares? You were cute up there.
**[16:45] ---**
Love is...
**[16:47] mom**
I can just picture your father's face of regret...
**[16:48] ---**
a shining...
**[16:49] mom**
for being unable to come home from his travels abroad.
**[16:50] ---**
boat.
**[16:51] hina**
Don't tell Dad about this.
**[16:52] ---**
I will leap over...
**[16:54] mom**
By the way, I haven't seen Ayasaki-kun around anywhere.
**[16:56] ---**
the past, the future, and the stars,
**[16:59] letter**
Tomorrow night at 9 o'clock
One on one!
Meet at the top of the Hakuou
Gakuin Clock Tower
and let's fight (Bring weapons)
**[17:01] ---**
so catch me in your arms.
**[17:02] hina**
Mom, please go on home without me.
**[17:05] mom**
What?
**[17:06] hina**
I have a score to settle.
**[17:11] nagi**
Not like that! How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[17:13] nagi**
When I tell you to bring me a coffee, you have to bring me a latte!
**[17:17] nagi**
Are you trying to embarrass your master who can't drink black coffee...
**[17:19] nagi**
by getting her to add lots of milk and sugar in front of everyone?!
**[17:23] kote**
B-But!
**[17:25] nagi**
No buts!
**[17:26] nagi**
What kind of training have you had up till now?!
**[17:28] nagi**
Are you even a butler at all?!
**[17:30] nagi**
Listen. When your master wants gumdrops, you don't ask what flavor.
**[17:34] nagi**
You should always have mint, plum and blueberry as backup.
**[17:37] nagi**
To cover all bases, you should also have lemon and grapefruit on hand.
**[17:39] nagi**
Then, you carefully slip it into their pocket.
**[17:41] nagi**
That's how a first-rate butler must act.
**[17:43] kote**
No one can be *that* considerate!
**[17:46] nagi**
Hayate does it.
**[17:49] nagi**
On top of that, Hayate also slips gumdrops and kelp snacks into my pockets...
**[17:52] nagi**
and he's prepared for any situation...
**[17:53] kote**
Shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[17:55] kote**
You're a hostage whose purpose is to lure out Ayasaki!
**[17:59] kote**
Hostages shouldn't criticize their kidnappers!
**[18:01] nagi**
I've criticized every single person who's kidnapped me.
**[18:05] kote**
What a despicable hostage.
**[18:11] nagi**
Anyway, what are you going to do when he gets here?
**[18:15] kote**
I doubt you'll understand,
**[18:17] kote**
but I summoned all of my courage and confessed my love to him, even though I have no luck with girls.
**[18:23] kote**
It was love at first sight. I thought... I thought he was a really cute girl...
**[18:30] nagi**
I see.
**[18:31] kote**
My love for him was true! It was!
**[18:35] ---**
But he was actually a guy... and he betrayed my feelings!
**[18:41] kote**
That's why I'll capture him and beat him to a pulp.
**[18:44] nagi**
I see. So when you found out he was a guy, you turned away.
**[18:48] nagi**
Boy, your love sure is shallow.
**[18:51] kote**
What?!
**[18:53] nagi**
It's true though, isn't it? Your love only amounted to liking his outer appearance.
**[18:59] nagi**
Your heart wasn't in it at all.
**[19:02] nagi**
The reason you can't get a girlfriend is because your love is so shallow!
**[19:10] kote**
It's true.
**[19:13] haya**
Ojou-sama!
**[19:15] haya**
Are you all right?
**[19:16] nagi**
Hayate, you really are hopeless. I told you not to come here.
**[19:21] haya**
Kotetsu-san! If you harmed my Ojou-sama in any way, then I'll...
**[19:25] kote**
I'm giving her back.
**[19:27] kote**
It's all true.
**[19:29] kote**
As soon as I found out that you were a guy, I flipped out like a fool.
**[19:35] haya**
Did something happen?
**[19:37] nagi**
Well, it just means that he's not really a bad guy.
**[19:40] kote**
Thank you. You've opened my eyes.
**[19:43] nagi**
Don't mention it. I didn't really do much.
**[19:47] kote**
So, let me say it one more time!
**[19:49] haya**
What?
**[19:50] kote**
Please move to Holland with me, where gay marriage is legal, and marry me, Ayasaki!
**[19:57] nagi**
Are you brain-dead?!
**[20:00] kote**
Wh-Why?
**[20:04] nagi**
Hayate's body and soul belong to me!
**[20:08] nagi**
I won't let a guy like you have even a strand of hair off his head! Jackass!
**[20:11] kote**
But, wasn't it you who convinced me I was in love?
**[20:18] nagi**
I'm mad now. We're going home, Hayate!
**[20:20] haya**
What? B-But...
**[20:22] haya**
I'm still under the curse of this Hina doll...
**[20:27] nagi**
What?!
**[20:29] nagi**
So, you plan on messing with my Hayate as well?!
**[20:32] doll**
Er... um... sorry for intruding!
**[20:43] nagi**
Why are you dawdling?! We're going home!
**[20:46] haya**
Right!
**[20:53] haya**
Man, I'm totally exhausted.
**[20:57] haya**
I should just clear my mind and drift off to sleep.
**[21:16] haya**
But I feel like I've forgotten something...
**[21:23] haya**
I have!
**[21:30] haya**
We were supposed to meet at nine.
**[21:32] haya**
But it's eleven thirty already, so I doubt she'd still be...
**[21:41] haya**
The door's open?
**[21:43] haya**
Um, Hinagiku-san?
**[22:11] haya**
Hinagiku-san?
**[22:13] hina**
Huh? Ayasaki-kun?
**[22:20] narr**
The lively festival has drawn to a close and the night is silent once again.
**[22:26] narr**
In a deserted corner of the campus, a birthday party for just these two is about to begin.
**[24:06] girl**
We got some great pictures tonight.
**[24:08] girl**
Yeah, Hina-chan on stage and Hayata-kun cosplaying.
**[24:11] risa**
But, we can't stop there!
**[24:12] girl**
That's right. We still need "The City Girl vs. The Evil Governor".
**[24:15] risa**
And for that sensual content, Isumi will step in!
**[24:17] izu**
Wait, what?! No, no way!
**[24:20] risa**
Oh you like it, don't you?! You love it!
**[24:22] izu**
No, I don't!
**[24:24] girl**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *FEELING OF FREEDOM*.
**[24:27] girl**
That's where Hina-chan's birthday arc will be concluded.
**[24:30] izu**
No, Mr. Governor, you mustn't!
# 13 - Feeling of Freedom
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:31] narr**
Hayate promised to give Hinagiku
a birthday present,
**[01:38] narr**
but a doll's curse turned him into a maid,
**[01:42] narr**
a strange man fell in love with him,
**[01:46] narr**
and he had to rescue his kidnapped master. So in the end,
he completely forgot about his meeting with Hinagiku.
**[01:59] haya**
We were supposed to meet at nine.
**[02:02] haya**
But it's eleven thirty already,
so I doubt she'd still...
**[02:11] haya**
The door's open?
**[02:13] haya**
Um, Hinagiku-san?
**[02:39] haya**
Hinagiku-san?
**[02:42] hina**
Huh? Ayasaki-kun?
**[02:46] narr**
The lively festival has drawn to a close
and the night is silent once again.
**[02:53] narr**
In a deserted corner of the campus, a birthday
party for just these two is about to begin.
**[03:09] narr**
Time has danced its merry dance onward,
**[03:12] narr**
and the end of the bustling festival plunged
Hakuou Gakuin into silence once more.
**[03:15] narr**
The girl waits alone...
**[03:17] narr**
in the Student Council office at
the top of the clock tower.
**[03:21] narr**
They were meant to meet at nine,
but it's already ten o'clock.
**[03:26] hina**
So, why isn't he here yet?
**[03:29] narr**
Because of Hayate's tardiness, an innocent
clock is in mortal danger!
**[03:34] hina**
Didn't you learn in school that you always
have to leave a ten minute buffer?
**[03:37] hina**
If you agree to be here at nine,
normal people show up at ten to nine!
**[03:41] hina**
Hey, are you listening?! Hey!
**[03:43] narr**
Do you really expect an answer?
**[03:45] hina**
If you're coming, then hurry up and
get here already, you idiot!
**[03:49] narr**
At this point, her anger
has reached its peak.
**[03:53] narr**
But another hour passed...
**[04:01] hina**
Geez, what's going on?
**[04:03] ---**
Are you standing me up or what?
**[04:06] hina**
I messed up. I don't even have his cellphone number...
**[04:11] hina**
Wait... does Hayate-kun
even have a cellphone?
**[04:14] haya**
Then, I'll try to think of a
good present to give you.
**[04:19] hina**
Geez, I just told you it didn't matter...
**[04:23] hina**
He hasn't even come to see me after promising
me that. Maybe he just doesn't like me.
**[04:30] hina**
Well, I guess I never did anything
that would make him like me...
**[04:34] hina**
and I never showed him my cute side...
**[04:38] hina**
I guess it's only natural that
he doesn't like me.
**[04:40] narr**
Do you even have a cute, feminine side?
**[04:45] hina**
For some reason, I just got an overwhelming
urge to smash this clock.
**[04:50] narr**
Eeks! I didn't say anything!
**[04:55] haya**
If you had just asked, I'd have come and saved you.
**[04:58] hina**
That's what he told me when
we first met, and now this...
**[05:03] hina**
He's totally abandoned me!
**[05:05] ---**
I bet he's even forgotten how we met...
**[05:17] hina**
Hey, Sis...
**[05:19] hina**
Where have Mom and Dad gone?
**[05:29] hina**
Dad! Mom!
**[05:31] hina**
Dad! Mom!
**[05:37] haya**
Hinagiku-san...
**[05:39] haya**
Hinagiku-san...
**[05:43] haya**
Um... Hinagiku-san?
**[05:48] hina**
Huh? Ayasaki-kun?
**[05:50] hina**
Oh, I must have fallen asleep...
**[05:54] hina**
Wait... what time is it?
**[05:57] hina**
Half past eleven?!
**[06:02] hina**
I thought the plan was to meet at nine?
**[06:05] haya**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[06:06] hina**
I guess that means you're using Musashi
Miyamoto's tactics, aren't you?
**[06:10] haya**
What?
**[06:10] hina**
Purposefully arriving late to the battle so that
your opponent will have lowered their guard.
**[06:14] haya**
Actually, that's not it.
Um, how should I put this?
**[06:19] haya**
I kinda forgot about our meeting...
**[06:22] haya**
Huh? Um, Hinagiku-san?
**[06:27] hina**
You forgot about our meeting?
**[06:30] haya**
Yes. There's been a lot going
on tonight, you see.
**[06:33] haya**
Tonight's been really annoying.
**[06:36] hina**
You're calling this annoying?
**[06:37] haya**
N-No! I meant I was dragged into
an annoying situation earlier!
**[06:42] hina**
You wanted a fight, right?
Draw your weapon then.
**[06:47] haya**
Huh? Um, actually, I err...
**[06:50] haya**
I don't mind declaring
you the winner.
**[06:57] hina**
Even if you're fine with it, I'm not satisfied!
**[07:02] hina**
Hold it right there!
**[07:09] fat**
By the way, why did you put "Bring
weapons" on that letter?
**[07:13] isu**
Well, if it's a fight with weapons,
**[07:16] isu**
you can easily settle the match if you knock
your opponent's weapon out of their hands.
**[07:19] fat**
I see.
**[07:21] isu**
And besides, hand-to-hand combat
requires... you know...
**[07:26] isu**
bodily contact...
**[07:29] fat**
Hm, you're quite...
**[07:32] isu**
Q-Quite what? Quite what?!
**[07:35] fat**
Since the curse seems to have been lifted,
those two don't have any reason to fight,
**[07:41] fat**
but if they fought seriously, who
do you think would win?
**[07:45] isu**
Let's see... if they used weaponry, Hayate-sama
would be at a disadvantage.
**[07:50] fat**
Is that because it's difficult
for him to fight girls?
**[07:54] isu**
Well, yes, there's that, but also because
the Student Council President...
**[07:58] isu**
is still in possession of the Wooden
Sword, Masamune.
**[08:03] isu**
It's an heirloom of the Saginomiyas...
**[08:06] isu**
and it draws out the maximum potential
of the person wielding it.
**[08:09] isu**
If someone like the Student Council
President wields it in combat,
**[08:12] ---**
she'd be able to predict every single
one of Hayate-sama's moves.
**[08:20] haya**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[08:25] isu**
The only drawback is that it amplifies
your emotions too,
**[08:31] isu**
but she'd probably be fine with that because
she always keeps her feelings in check.
**[08:37] fat**
What if, for some reason, she couldn't
control her emotions?
**[08:41] isu**
Then, Hayate-sama would be in trouble.
But you don't have to worry about that.
**[08:46] fat**
Are you sure it's okay?
**[08:47] isu**
I just told you everything's fine. Trust me!
**[08:51] hina**
For crying out loud! Your master remembered,
but you're just a forgetful butler!
**[09:03] haya**
D-Damn. This is going badly... What should I do?!
**[09:07] ang**
Use the special technique, Luke.
**[09:11] haya**
What the... Who are you?!
**[09:12] ang**
You know how comics have good
and evil sides of your conscience?
**[09:17] ang**
I'm one of those. I'm the angel. Or, in other words,
the incarnation of your special technique.
**[09:22] haya**
Weren't there any other angels out
there who looked less ridiculous?!
**[09:26] ang**
Details, details. This is the
time to use your special...
**[09:30] ang**
B-Dash Attack!
**[09:33] haya**
Hold on a moment, Mr. Angel. Don't just go
randomly naming it by yourself...
**[09:37] ang**
The codeword is "bee."
**[09:39] ang**
If you've got that, go for it! Bee!
**[09:42] haya**
You only came here to deliver
that line, didn't you?!
**[09:45] haya**
If you're going to name it,
name it something good!
**[09:47] ang**
Show her that the size of her breasts
makes a significant difference...
**[09:50] ang**
to her fighting ability.
**[09:52] haya**
Why did you bring that up?!
**[09:56] haya**
Oh no, Mr. Angel!
**[10:00] hina**
What are you babbling about
in the middle of our fight?
**[10:03] haya**
Oh no, my special technique was defeated
too. I'm really in trouble now!
**[10:08] hina**
Besides, you're the one who promised
to get me something for my birthday!
**[10:12] hina**
You don't even know what I've been
through these last few days!
**[10:16] hina**
Huh?
**[10:17] haya**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[10:19] haya**
But there really has been a lot going on!
**[10:22] hina**
So what if you've had a lot on your plate?!
**[10:24] hina**
Hey, wait...
**[10:25] hina**
What about our promise?!
**[10:26] hina**
What am I saying?
**[10:28] hina**
I know I might not be feminine
or cute, but...
**[10:32] hina**
I can't control my emotions...
**[10:35] haya**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[10:41] haya**
What?
**[10:51] hina**
It's the most important day
of the year for me.
**[10:57] hina**
You should at least remember it, you idiot.
**[11:07] haya**
I'm sorry.
**[11:10] haya**
I really am sorry.
**[11:14] nagi**
This isn't good!
**[11:16] mari**
What? Is something wrong, Nagi?
**[11:21] nagi**
This matter needs my attention!
**[11:24] nagi**
Maybe I should have recorded the
series in the order it aired...
**[11:26] nagi**
instead of putting it according
to the episode numbers.
**[11:29] mari**
What?
**[11:30] nagi**
Otherwise, if my friend watches
the tapes in that order...
**[11:32] nagi**
they'll get a completely different impression than me because
I saw it on TV! I have to attend to this immediately!
**[11:37] mari**
Um, don't you think we
should get some rest?
**[11:40] nagi**
Yes! Good night!
**[11:42] narr**
And the sleepless night moves
on to its final scenes...
**[11:52] narr**
Rewind to a few days ago...
**[11:55] nagi**
So? Have you decided on a
present for Hinagiku yet?
**[11:58] haya**
Yes, but I can't give her
anything extravagant.
**[12:02] nagi**
I'm still a bit worried.
**[12:04] haya**
About what?
**[12:05] nagi**
Well, if Hinagiku falls in love with you
because you give her a present...
**[12:11] haya**
No! No! No! What are you talking about, Ojou-sama?
That could never happen! Right?
**[12:16] mari**
That's right.
**[12:18] mari**
There's no way a girl like Hinagiku-san,
with her supermodel looks,
**[12:21] mari**
could fall in love with Hayate-kun.
That's just illogical!
**[12:27] mari**
Right?
**[12:28] Haya**
Um, yes... that's right...
**[12:31] nagi**
But are you sure there's
nothing to worry about?
**[12:34] mari**
It's simply impossible!
**[12:36] Haya**
Um, yes... that's right...
**[12:39] narr**
That's what happened a few
days ago. And now...
**[12:45] haya**
Okay, the tea's ready.
**[12:48] haya**
Oh, are you a little hungry?
**[12:51] haya**
It looks like you've got some ingredients up
here, so I'll knock something together.
**[12:55] hina**
That was a mistake... the
mistake of a lifetime...
**[13:01] hina**
That...
**[13:03] hina**
How could I let that happen?!
**[13:07] haya**
This might not be appropriate right now
because you're still angry at me,
**[13:11] haya**
but you do have a cute side to
you, don't you, Hinagiku-san?
**[13:16] hina**
Just kill me now...
**[13:20] haya**
Oh, Hinagiku-san?!
**[13:23] hina**
This is bad! At this rate, I'll keep on losing!
I don't even know what I'm losing at, though!
**[13:28] hina**
There's no way I can just
keep losing like this.
**[13:31] hina**
I have to win somehow!
**[13:33] hina**
Though, I don't know what
I'd be winning at, either!
**[13:36] hina**
Yeah, so...
**[13:37] hina**
The present! The present!
**[13:39] hina**
Weren't you going to give
me a fantastic present?!
**[13:41] haya**
What?
**[13:42] hina**
Incidentally, your master
gave me this Bu... Bul...
**[13:48] hina**
I can't read what make it is but it's an
adorable little watch all the same!
**[13:52] hina**
Ayasaki-kun, can you top this?!
**[13:55] haya**
What are the rules of this match?
**[14:00] haya**
Well, I don't know the rules, but here I go.
**[14:02] hina**
Y-You're going to try to top it?
**[14:05] haya**
Here you go.
**[14:08] hina**
What are they?
**[14:09] haya**
They're some cookies I baked for you.
**[14:13] haya**
I thought about making a cake,
**[14:16] haya**
but then I decided someone else would already have
prepared you a much more extravagant one anyway.
**[14:21] haya**
I mean, your family and friends are all rich,
**[14:25] ---**
so I guess I deliberately went
in the opposite direction.
**[14:29] haya**
By the way, my family was stupidly poor,
**[14:34] haya**
so all of my birthdays were
laced with despair...
**[14:37] ---**
and I only got a single cookie
instead of a cake sometimes.
**[14:40] hina**
That's a pretty sad image...
**[14:46] haya**
Um, Hinagiku-san?
**[14:48] hina**
What is it?
**[14:51] haya**
I don't know the rules, so did I just lose?
**[14:55] hina**
N-No, you didn't. Thank you.
**[14:59] hina**
I just remembered something.
**[15:04] hina**
I had the same experience.
**[15:07] hina**
Something like a cookie instead of cake.
**[15:10] hina**
The only present I received
was just a tiny hairpin...
**[15:13] hina**
I had a birthday like that.
**[15:15] haya**
That's quite surprising. I mean,
your family's so rich!
**[15:19] hina**
Yes, but they're...
**[15:25] ---**
not my real parents.
**[15:32] hina**
My real parents dumped an eighty million yen debt
on me before my sixth birthday and disappeared.
**[15:43] hina**
My sister somehow managed to take care of the
debt with that personality of hers, but...
**[15:47] coff**
Hey, come back with them coffee beans!
**[15:49] yuki**
I'll bring them back later!
**[15:51] hina**
After that, the Katsuras took us in.
**[15:56] yuki**
Bam!
**[15:58] wom**
Honey!
**[16:00] dad**
Y-You...
**[16:02] yuki**
As promised, I've come here
so you can adopt us.
**[16:06] hina**
My father actually used to be my
sister's grade school teacher.
**[16:11] hina**
He's not a teacher anymore, but he's always
been worried about my sister.
**[16:18] haya**
I didn't know Hinagiku-san
had such a past...
**[16:21] hina**
I've asked you this before, but... don't you
think they had some kind of reason?
**[16:26] hina**
Don't you think there was a reason
they couldn't take you with them?
**[16:34] haya**
Um, Hinagiku-san, the mother you
live with now... Don't you...
**[16:38] hina**
I do! I love her!
**[16:41] ---**
I love her to bits, but...
**[16:44] hina**
I used to love my real mother too, so...
**[16:53] haya**
Um, can you come with me for a moment?
**[16:57] hina**
What! No! Not the terrace, I...
**[17:00] haya**
It's all right.
**[17:02] hina**
N-No! You know I'm afraid of heights!
**[17:08] haya**
I'll hold on to you tight.
**[17:12] haya**
Please open your eyes.
**[17:55] hina**
It's amazing...
**[17:57] haya**
You showed me this view
when we first met.
**[18:03] haya**
They may have had a reason.
They may not have.
**[18:09] haya**
And to others, it might look horrible, and you might
have deep scars etched across your heart, but...
**[18:18] ---**
where we are right now isn't all that bad, is it?
**[18:27] hina**
I've finally realized...
**[18:31] hina**
I'm in love with this guy.
**[18:38] hina**
This guy...
**[18:42] hina**
But I feel like loving someone
will make them disappear.
**[18:46] hina**
That thought scares me.
**[18:54] hina**
I'm stupid.
**[18:58] hina**
Just like with this view...
**[19:00] hina**
It was right there in front of me,
but I was too afraid to look at it.
**[19:05] haya**
Are you scared right now?
**[19:10] hina**
Yes.
**[19:14] hina**
But...
**[19:16] ---**
it doesn't feel so bad.
**[19:25] nagi**
So? Did you end up giving
Hinagiku your present?
**[19:29] haya**
You do realize they were
just cookies, don't you?
**[19:31] nagi**
But... What if the one-in-a-million chance
that Hinagiku fell in love actually...
**[19:35] haya**
There you go again, Ojou-sama. There's
no way that would ever happen.
**[19:39] hina**
Good morning!
**[19:41] hina**
You're looking as pale
as always.
**[19:45] haya**
Hinagiku-san.
**[19:46] hina**
If you wear such a gloomy
expression every morning,
**[19:49] hina**
nothing good will ever come
to you, Hayate-kun.
**[19:53] hina**
See ya!
**[19:57] haya**
See? There's no way she'd ever
love someone like me, right?
**[20:01] nagi**
Well, I guess...
**[20:07] hina**
Mom... Dad... I've met a guy I like...
**[20:12] hina**
A guy I've fallen for.
**[20:14] hina**
That's wonderful, isn't it?
**[20:19] hina**
I'm sure it is.
**[20:26] miki**
What are you doing?
**[20:28] hina**
Nothing. I just thought I might
have been cured...
**[20:34] narr**
That's our Student Council President.
Still afraid of heights.
**[20:41] os/nagi**
Hayate the Combat Butler
- Special Extra!!
**[20:46] narr**
Usually the ending credits would
start rolling right about now,
**[20:50] narr**
but this time, we've got some
news we wanna tell you.
**[20:53] narr**
Previously, in episode twelve, not
only did this guy kidnap Nagi,
**[20:57] narr**
but she also floored him in one hit - of course,
we're talking about Kotetsu Segawa.
**[21:01] narr**
So, what happened to him afterwards?
**[21:10] narr**
He was arrested, naturally.
**[21:12] girl**
What? Kotetsu was arrested?!
What a shock!
**[21:16] haya**
Of course he was.
**[21:18] haya**
No matter how hard you try to present
it as a joke, kidnapping is still a crime,
**[21:22] haya**
and the constitutional state of Japan
won't let you get away with it.
**[21:26] mari**
Didn't you recently present
the same joke yourself?
**[21:28] narr**
Well, as it was his first offense and
because of Nagi's compassion,
**[21:33] narr**
his sentence was light.
**[21:35] haya**
He should have been locked up for life.
**[21:38] nagi**
Maria, Hayate's kinda dark...
**[21:40] mari**
Well, he's holding a grudge because
a huge crowd saw him in that dress.
**[21:46] narr**
And after writing apologies to
a number of people, paying fines,
***SIGN*** Performing Community Service
**[21:49] narr**
and a dose of community service, he
escaped being expelled from school.
**[21:55] haya**
Damn!
**[21:56] nagi**
Maria, Hayate's...
**[21:58] mari**
Well, his heart has been scarred, after all.
**[22:02] kote**
Don't be so cold, Ayasaki!
**[22:05] haya**
When did you break out of prison!?
**[22:07] kote**
That's not it at all! I'm on probation!
I got out legally!
**[22:13] kote**
Because... I wanted to see you
again as soon as possible.
**[22:16] haya**
Don't say creepy stuff like that!
**[22:21] nagi**
Hayate's... Hayate's really going wild!
**[22:23] mari**
He must have really hated it.
**[22:26] hina**
And with that, tune in again next week!
**[22:29] nagi**
She took our ending away from us!
**[22:31] girl**
Bye!
**[22:32] narr**
And now, the credits.
**[24:07] mari**
I heard you came home very late last night.
**[24:10] mari**
Hayate-kun, have you finally succumbed
to the pleasures of the night?
**[24:13] haya**
Th-That's not it at all. I was just on campus...
**[24:16] mari**
What? Were you going around
smashing windows on campus?
**[24:20] mari**
Are you telling me you couldn't
act civilized and well-behaved?
**[24:23] haya**
I didn't ride around on a stolen bicycle!
**[24:26] haya**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler
is entitled *The Saginomiya Clan*.
**[24:31] mari**
Isumi-san's family will make an appearance!
# 14 - The Saginomiya Clan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:00] haya**
***all rankings also On screen in the format [Rank | Name | Votes]
**[01:46] nagi**
It's time to announce the results of the Hayate the Combat Butler Second Popularity Contest!
**[01:53] haya**
Ladies and gentlemen, this week we're doing a special project!
**[01:56] nagi**
We're going to announce the results of the poll...
**[01:59] nagi**
held in Weekly *Shonen Sunday*!
**[02:04] crowd**
Awesome!
**[02:06] saku**
I wonder where we'll place.
**[02:09] isu**
My heart's racing!
**[02:10] haya**
I can almost hear our viewers asking, "What? When did the first contest take place?"
**[02:17] haya**
And, "Why are you doing this now?"
**[02:21] nagi**
But please, don't sweat the details for the moment.
**[02:24] haya**
Even me and Ojou-sama don't actually know who will take the all-important Number One spot that everyone's dying to know.
**[02:30] nagi**
Did your favorite character make the list?
**[02:34] haya**
We'll start with Number Ten through to Number Six. Please enlighten us, O mysterious voice from heaven!
**[02:40] narr**
In tenth place, with 437 votes: Isumi Saginomiya.
**[02:45] narr**
Number 10 Isumi Saginomiya 437 votes
**[02:48] narr**
At Number Nine, with 705 votes: Chiharu Harukaze!
**[02:50] narr**
Number 9 Chiharu Harukaze 705 votes
**[02:52] chi**
I see.
**[02:54] narr**
In eighth, with 881 votes: Sakuya Aizawa!
**[02:57] narr**
Number 8 Sakuya Aizawa 881 votes
**[02:58] saku**
Aw nuts, I thought I'd get a little higher up than that!
**[03:02] narr**
The seventh placed person with 888 votes is Ayumu Nishizawa!
**[03:05] narr**
Rank 7 Ayumu Nishizawa 888 votes
**[03:07] ayu**
Wh-Who, me?!
**[03:09] narr**
At Number Six, with 905 votes: Izumi Segawa.
**[03:11] narr**
Rank 6 Izumi Segawa 905 votes
**[03:14] izu**
Thanks everyone!
**[03:14] nagi**
Well, so far the results seem to make sense.
**[03:18] haya**
Then, let's continue, starting with fifth place...
**[03:21] narr**
In fifth, with 1008 votes: the Mystery Girl...
**[03:24] narr**
Rank 5 the Mystery Girl 1008 votes
**[03:25] narr**
... who unfortunately, the Mystery Girl had other commitments and couldn't be here with us today.
**[03:29] saku**
Who the hell's this Mystery Girl?!
**[03:31] ayu**
Why are we only seeing her back?
**[03:34] haya**
It says here that anyone who wants to know more should go and read Weekly *Shonen Sunday*.
**[03:39] haya**
And now, at Number Four!
**[03:42] narr**
At Number Four, with 1366 votes: Hayate Ayasaki!
**[03:46] narr**
Rank 4 Hayate Ayasaki 1366 votes
**[03:48] nagi**
Fourth, huh? I wanted us to be first and second, Hayate.
**[03:54] haya**
I'm sorry, Ojou-sama...
**[03:56] nagi**
Never mind. Just try harder next time.
**[03:59] narr**
In third place, with 1776 votes: Nagi Sanzenin!
**[04:03] narr**
Rank 3 Nagi Sanzenin 1776 votes
**[04:05] nagi**
Wait, what?!
**[04:08] nagi**
But I'm the heroine... and I'm only third?
**[04:13] haya**
Congratulations, Ojou-sama! You're so amazing making it into the top three!
**[04:19] narr**
As both of the presenters appear to be shaken by the news, I'll just go ahead and announce the second-placed person.
**[04:26] narr**
In second place, with 1814 votes: Maria!
**[04:31] narr**
Rank 2 Maria 1814 votes
**[04:33] mari**
Oh really?
**[04:34] nagi**
M-Maria?!
**[04:36] narr**
And the all-important first place goes to:
**[04:42] narr**
Hinagiku Katsura with 4185 votes!
**[04:45] narr**
Rank 1 Hinagiku Katsura 4185 votes
**[04:49] hina**
Um, thank you very much.
**[04:51] nagi**
Four... Four-thousand votes?!
**[04:57] haya**
Ojou-sama, snap out of it!
**[04:59] haya**
Ojou-sama! Are you all right?
**[04:59] nagi**
This is ridiculous.
**[05:03] narr**
And with that, the Second Popularity Contest comes to a close!
**[05:08] crowd**
All right! Woo!
**[05:24] nagi**
Oh, it was all just a dream.
**[05:28] nagi**
Of course it was. There's no way I'd lose to Maria and Hinagiku.
**[05:35] narr**
Unfortunately for Nagi, the rankings were a hundred percent accurate.
**[05:41] nagi**
Oh well, back to sleep.
**[05:45] narr**
And with that, our special project is over.
**[05:48] narr**
So, without further ado, the main storyline you've all been waiting for!
***SIGN*** The Saginomiya Clan
**[06:06] saku**
Well, hot damn! Looks like you finally finished it after all that.
**[06:09] isu**
I'm sorry. I didn't think it'd cause me so many problems.
**[06:13] isu**
Are you all right?
**[06:15] saku**
Everybody has an off day.
**[06:18] saku**
So, what was that thing?
**[06:21] isu**
It was a dream monster.
**[06:23] isu**
It's a horrifying monster that entices sleeping people into its own dream so it can devour them.
**[06:29] saku**
Into its own dream, you say?
**[06:32] isu**
And if you get sucked in, you have this nightmare about finishing in third in Hayate the Combat Butler's...
**[06:39] isu**
Second Popularity Contest.
**[06:42] saku**
That's quite a specific nightmare.
**[06:45] saku**
Anyway, let's head home. I don't want to hang around here forever.
**[06:49] isu**
Me neither. Let's go home.
**[06:57] saku**
Jeepers! It's still alive!
**[06:59] isu**
Leave it to me, I'll...
**[07:11] isu**
Wait!
**[07:15] saku**
Um... so when you say "leave it to you", what are you going to do exactly?
**[07:21] mari**
Please take this to Isumi-san.
**[07:25] haya**
Gotcha. I'll go right away.
**[07:30] nagi**
Apparently, Isumi's not feeling well, so take that to her and try and cheer her up.
**[07:36] nagi**
She told me I didn't need to go visit her.
**[07:39] haya**
All right. But you know, Ojou-sama...
**[07:45] haya**
A girl shouldn't be playing games in such an improper manner.
**[07:51] nagi**
You idiot! I got it already, so get going!
**[07:54] haya**
Okay, I'll be off then.
**[07:59] haya**
Still, Isumi-san's house is pretty huge.
**[08:04] haya**
I wonder how many acres it covers...
**[08:27] hat**
Which button do I have to press on the intercom again?
**[08:32] haya**
There's only one button...
**[08:36] haya**
It's this one.
**[08:37] haya**
When you press this button, someone from inside will come to the door.
**[08:41] hat**
What?
**[08:45] hat**
Unfortunately, that's a lie.
**[08:48] haya**
What? But why?
**[08:50] hat**
Because someone has already come out of the house.
**[08:56] haya**
What?
**[08:56] isu**
Mother Hatsuho!
**[08:58] isu**
I was just thinking that you were late getting back.
**[09:03] isu**
Did you get lost again?
**[09:06] hat**
Oh, Isumi-chan, I'm home.
**[09:09] haya**
Huh? Isumi-san, did you call her your mother?
**[09:12] hat**
See? I told you. Because I'm outside, someone from the house is already outside.
**[09:20] hat**
Elementary, my dear Watson.
**[09:23] isu**
That's enough Conan-kun impersonations for one day. Come inside already.
**[09:30] isu**
Hayate-sama, you too.
**[09:31] haya**
Ah, yes.
**[09:34] kuj**
Oh, so this is the Sanzenin's new butler?
**[09:39] kuj**
My, my, you look just like Hatsuho.
**[09:42] isu**
Grandmother, that is Hatsuho.
**[09:46] hat**
I never knew that I was the Sanzenin's new butler.
**[09:51] kuj**
What are you talking about? Of course you're not a sheep!
**[09:57] isu**
I'm sorry, Hayate-sama. Everyone in my family is... a little slow.
**[10:03] ---**
Come on...
**[10:05] haya**
That reminds me...
**[10:09] haya**
Why does Isumi-san go out alone when she knows she'll just get lost all the time?
**[10:14] nagi**
That's easy.
**[10:15] nagi**
She thinks she's got it together.
**[10:19] haya**
That's what Ojou-sama said, but...
**[10:22] kuj**
Oh dear, the butler disappeared.
**[10:25] hat**
And he looked just like me until a moment ago.
**[10:28] isu**
You two, get it together, will you?!
**[10:32] haya**
I see! It'd make sense if she thinks she's got it together if this is what her family is like.
**[10:40] isu**
Hayate-sama, I'm apologize for my family...
**[10:44] haya**
Oh, don't sweat it.
**[10:46] haya**
Oh, that reminds me... Ojou-sama told me you're not feeling well, Isumi-san,
**[10:52] haya**
but you look pretty healthy.
**[10:53] isu**
Yeah, I'm fine physically, but...
**[11:03] isu**
A-As you can see, my p-powers...
**[11:09] isu**
For crying out loud!
**[11:12] isu**
Hold it, you!
**[11:14] haya**
I see. So, things like this can happen too.
**[11:17] hat**
Because she's still young, her powers are somewhat unstable.
**[11:21] hat**
Having said that, her powers are many times stronger than mine or her grandmother's...
**[11:25] haya**
But how can we fix this?
**[11:29] hat**
That's actually quite difficult.
**[11:31] hat**
According to my divination, it would require a sixteen-year-old boy...
**[11:37] hat**
who's strong and manly, but still looks pretty feminine,
**[11:44] hat**
who's a butler who has been cursed since birth with wretched luck,
***SIGN*** Ha**te
**[11:48] hat**
and whose name starts with Ha.
**[11:51] hat**
We need to take the lifeblood from a boy matching that description when he's cornered and pushed to his limits.
**[11:57] haya**
I see.
**[11:58] hat**
If only such a boy existed, we could fix this,
**[12:01] hat**
but there's no way something as convenient as that could...
**[12:04] haya**
What should I do? Isumi-san is Ojou-sama's best friend.
**[12:08] haya**
I guess it's my duty as a butler to offer myself...
**[12:11] haya**
But what was that bit about being cornered and pushed to my limits?
**[12:14] haya**
That sounds pretty dangerous...
**[12:21] isu**
Wait!
**[12:23] haya**
However...
**[12:24] haya**
Still...
**[12:26] haya**
Isumi-san...
**[12:26] isu**
You can't do that!
**[12:29] isu**
This is born from a lack of skill on my part.
**[12:33] isu**
I also know why my powers are unstable.
**[12:35] isu**
That's why I'd never do anything that would put you in danger.
**[12:40] haya**
But, Isumi-san...
**[12:43] haya**
What should we do about that thing?
**[12:51] haya**
Isumi-san!
**[12:53] isu**
Hayate-sama!
**[12:56] haya**
Isumi-san!
**[13:00] isu**
When I can't use my powers, it's so...
**[13:04] haya**
Can't you do anything?
**[13:06] hat**
Even though we have weapons, we're just too...
**[13:11] haya**
Then, I'll take it on.
**[13:20] haya**
That's what I said, but how can I deal with something like this?
**[13:24] bee**
Fret not!
**[13:25] bee**
That monster controls dreams, so its only power is the power of illusions.
**[13:29] bee**
Therefore, if you squint, you'll see its true form!
**[13:32] haya**
Who said that?
**[13:33] haya**
If I squint?
**[13:46] narr**
He saw its true form.
**[13:48] haya**
Finishing Move: Controller Slash!
**[14:00] haya**
Isumi-san, are you hurt?
**[14:03] isu**
Hayate-sama...
**[14:09] isu**
Thank you very much, Hayate-sama.
**[14:12] haya**
Oh, it was nothing.
**[14:14] haya**
But, are you sure it's okay?
**[14:16] haya**
I'm kinda used to being cornered and pushed to my limits.
**[14:21] isu**
I'll try to sort out my problems myself.
**[14:26] haya**
Well, please let me know if there's anything I can do for you.
**[14:29] isu**
Yes, thank you very much.
**[14:31] haya**
I'll be off then.
**[14:34] gin**
Why don't we accept your help then?
**[14:40] narr**
We're going to segue into the second half with this foreboding atmosphere...
**[14:56] haya**
I bet things are pretty tough for Isumi-san if she can't use her powers.
**[15:00] haya**
I want to help her somehow, but...
**[15:04] haya**
Lifeblood from when I've been cornered and pushed to my limits...
**[15:09] haya**
What does that mean anyway?
**[15:25] sign**
If you don't take them in, they'll all die.
**[15:26] haya**
What's with the aggressive sign?!
**[15:29] haya**
I-Impossible.
**[15:30] haya**
Just Shiranui alone is trouble enough as it is, there's no way we could handle this many animals!
**[15:35] haya**
Do I pretend I never saw them? But it says they'll die if I don't take them in.
**[15:41] haya**
What should I do?
**[15:47] gin**
Curses, I missed.
**[15:50] gin**
Too bad, huh? We were so close.
**[15:53] gin**
Let's go everyone.
**[15:57] haya**
What just happened?
**[16:01] mari**
Hayate-kun?
**[16:03] haya**
Oh, Maria-san.
**[16:04] mari**
Are you just coming back from Isumi-san's?
**[16:08] haya**
Yes. What about you?
**[16:10] mari**
I was just going to do a bit of shopping, but it's weird.
**[16:16] mari**
I wasn't planning on coming this way, but then I found myself here.
**[16:21] haya**
Hm, I guess you must just be tired. I'll do the shopping for you.
**[16:28] mari**
Oh, really? Then, let's walk together until we get there.
**[16:31] ---**
Sure.
**[16:37] haya**
Maria-san, is something wrong?
**[16:39] mari**
Hayate-kun? Don't you think that's a little too bold?
**[16:44] mari**
In broad daylight... in the middle of the street...
**[16:49] haya**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[16:52] mari**
I mean... you know, suddenly touching my b-behind...
**[16:57] haya**
What? No! I didn't touch you at all!
**[17:04] mari**
But I'm sure I just felt a hand...
**[17:08] haya**
Oh no! This is really bad! I have to do something!
**[17:12] haya**
I-I'm telling you that...
**[17:17] gin**
Curses, missed again! Looks like I've got no choice!
**[17:22] gin**
Let's go to Plan B.
**[17:25] haya**
Um, Maria-san, are you all right? But I'm sure now you know it wasn't me who...
**[17:31] mari**
Yes, I get it already. Go and do something about that pervert!
**[17:35] haya**
Y-Yes!
**[17:37] isu**
Mother.
**[17:39] hat**
What is it, Isumi-chan?
**[17:40] isu**
I can't seem to find great-grandmother Ginka.
**[17:45] hat**
Great-grandmother went out a little while ago.
**[17:48] hat**
She said she was going to try and get your powers back for you...
**[17:54] isu**
Get my powers back?
**[17:57] isu**
What? But that means...
**[18:01] hat**
I think she might be considering killing Ayasaki-kun softly or something.
**[18:06] isu**
I'm going out for a bit!
**[18:09] hat**
Good luck.
**[18:13] haya**
Wait!
**[18:16] haya**
Wait!
**[18:17] gin**
Oh, he's chasing me.
**[18:26] gin**
Then, this'll be easy.
**[18:29] gin**
This is for you.
**[18:32] gin**
Not!
**[18:34] haya**
Whoa! How could you do that?!
**[18:40] haya**
Wait, this is play money.
**[18:46] haya**
That same old trick won't work on me again!
**[18:52] gin**
This guy's annoying!
**[18:57] gin**
How about this!
**[19:04] gin**
Take this!
**[19:17] gin**
I've got you now!
**[19:19] haya**
Oh no you don't!
**[19:28] haya**
What's your problem?!
**[19:30] haya**
Who are you anyway?!
**[19:34] haya**
A child?
**[19:36] gin**
You kicked me in my face...
**[19:39] gin**
You just kicked my face!
**[19:40] gin**
When all I wanted to do was kill you.
**[19:43] haya**
Wait, wait. When your life's on the line, kicking someone is-
**[19:47] gin**
You're horrible! You're so mean! This has nothing to do with Isumi anymore.
**[19:53] gin**
Someone as mean as you should...
**[19:56] gin**
be crushed!
**[20:19] gin**
It just had to happen now, didn't it?
**[20:22] haya**
Um, are you all right?
**[20:36] haya**
Seriously, are you all right?
**[20:38] gin**
I'm not all right at all, so give me some blood, sonny.
**[20:43] haya**
Huh?
**[20:44] isu**
My great-grandmother keeps her youthful looks by sucking blood out of people who are at their limit.
**[20:50] isu**
Don't worry about it. This is what she usually looks like.
**[20:54] haya**
Isumi-san.
**[20:55] isu**
Hayate-sama, I'm sorry for all the trouble we've caused.
**[20:59] isu**
Let's go home, Great-grandmother.
**[21:02] gin**
But his blood...
**[21:05] haya**
Will she go back to normal if she takes some of my blood?
**[21:09] isu**
Yes. But even if she did it for me, she brought this on herself, so please forget about it.
**[21:17] haya**
I did kick her in the face though, so I don't mind giving her some of my blood.
**[21:23] isu**
But...
**[21:24] gin**
R-Really?!
**[21:25] haya**
Yes. After all, you were trying so hard for Isumi-san.
**[21:30] isu**
B-But...
**[21:32] haya**
Oh, but it needs to be the blood of someone pushed to their limits. What should we do?
**[21:37] gin**
That's not a problem. I'll just suck your blood till you reach your limit.
**[21:47] isu**
A-Are you all right?
**[21:51] isu**
Hayate-sama?
**[21:53] isu**
Hayate-sama?
**[21:54] haya**
With my consciousness fading, all I can hear is Isumi-san's voice.
**[21:58] isu**
Hayate-sama!
**[22:11] haya**
I'm home.
**[22:13] nagi**
You took your time. How was Isumi?
**[22:22] nagi**
Hayate, you look worn out somehow.
**[22:25] haya**
Yeah, I donated some blood today...
**[22:28] narr**
Make sure you don't donate too much blood, kids.
**[24:06] hat**
Let's go on our trip to Izu! It's already been a year since our last one.
**[24:10] isu**
Mother, the trip to the Shimoda hot springs is next week.
**[24:13] gin**
Shimoda... Tasty, huh? Shimoda-san.
**[24:19] isu**
Grandmother, I'm Isumi.
**[24:23] isu**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *The Steamy Tension of the Shimoda Hot Springs Trip*.
**[24:28] hat**
Soon, it'll be the perfect season for the Izu hot springs.
# 15 - The Steamy Tension of the Shimoda Hot Springs Trip
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:32] mari**
Ah, the weather's great today!
**[01:36] mari**
All right, let's go. Are you ready, Nagi?
**[01:41] nagi**
Shouldn't I be asking you that?
**[01:43] ---**
You should change out of your pajamas and put on your maid outfit already...
**[01:48] mari**
You think my fashionable outfit is a pair of pajamas, do you?
**[01:51] narr**
It seems a little recap might be in order...
**[02:01] narr**
This is what happened a few weeks ago...
***SIGN*** The Steamy Tension of the Shimoda Hot Springs Trip
**[02:12] narr**
And this is what happened yesterday...
**[02:15] nagi**
What do you think of these clothes?
**[02:18] haya**
Wow, they look great on you, Ojou-sama!
**[02:23] nagi**
I didn't want a robotic answer from you.
**[02:25] nagi**
I wanted to hear your personal opinion. Don't you get it, Hayate?
**[02:30] haya**
My opinion? Is it really okay for me to voice it?
**[02:34] nagi**
I just said it was fine, so stop asking the same question all the time.
**[02:37] haya**
Okay, if you insist...
**[02:41] ---**
Frankly, I think you look better in clothes designed for kids...
**[02:48] nagi**
Do you have a problem with my choice of outfit? Well, do you?!
**[02:51] haya**
No, I don't... No problem at all...
**[02:58] mari**
You just can't please her...
**[03:02] haya**
But what's the occasion? Why are you pulling out all these outfits?
**[03:07] nagi**
Isn't that obvious?
**[03:09] ---**
I'm trying to decide what to take on our trip tomorrow.
**[03:12] haya**
Oh, this is a fancy watch.
**[03:16] haya**
A minute repeater and a tourbillon...
**[03:20] haya**
Split-second chronograph with double retrograde.
A grand complication watch.
**[03:27] haya**
and to top it all off, it also sports an uncut ruby...
**[03:31] nagi**
You seem to know a lot about it, Hayate.
**[03:32] haya**
It's just basic knowledge.
**[03:35] ---**
With quality watches, you can tell such things by just looking at them.
**[03:40] haya**
Did you just say a trip tomorrow?!
**[03:42] nagi**
You're too slow! Your enemies will have jumped from Mars to the moon if that's how long it takes you to react!
**[03:46] haya**
Anyway, where are we going on this trip?
**[03:50] nagi**
The Izu peninsula!
**[03:52] haya**
Izu, huh?
**[03:55] rep**
A few weeks ago, a meteorite fell to Earth on the Izu peninsula,
**[03:59] rep**
and it's been reported that there are some strange goings-on at the hot springs,
**[04:03] rep**
which might be caused by the meteorite.
**[04:07] rep**
These strange goings-on include:
**[04:09] rep**
enhanced breast size for women;
**[04:13] rep**
enhanced intelligence, leading to higher grades in math around arithmetic;
**[04:19] rep**
recovery of mysterious powers that have somehow been lost;
**[04:26] rep**
and most of all, growth is fostered...
**[04:31] rep**
and these adult outfits can look the way they were meant to.
**[04:35] rep**
Look at this lady here, for example. She might not look it, but she's actually only six years old!
**[04:39] girl**
I wonder how many friends I'll make when I get to grade school...
**[04:46] nagi**
No, you've got it all wrong, Hayate! This has nothing to do with that...
**[04:50] haya**
In my opinion, you'd look better in clothes suitable for your age range...
**[04:55] nagi**
I just told you it had nothing to do with that!
**[05:00] narr**
And so, bright and early on the morning of March 12th...
**[05:06] its**
Hey Sis,
**[05:08] ---**
where are you going on that bike of yours so early in the morning?
**[05:12] nish**
Who, me? Oh, I'm just popping to Shimoda.
**[05:16] nish**
What? Shimoda?! You mean, the one in Izu?!
**[05:19] nis**
Yeah. If I leave now, I'll get there before dusk,
**[05:21] nis**
and then I can catch the express train back tomorrow.
**[05:24] its**
But why are you going by bike?! Take the train!
**[05:27] nis**
I don't have that kind of money!
**[05:28] ---**
I've also gotta stay with a relative when I get there!
**[05:32] nis**
Don't worry. I've got bags of energy, so it'll be easy.
**[05:36] its**
Hey! Sis, wait!
**[05:37] nis**
See ya, I'm off!
**[05:42] haya**
Phew, this place is packed.
**[05:45] haya**
When I heard we'd be going by train,
**[05:49] haya**
I assumed you'd have booked the whole station.
**[05:53] nagi**
I wouldn't do something as crude as that.
**[05:55] ---**
I wanted this trip to be normal this time. Totally normal.
**[05:59] nagi**
That's why I didn't bring any bodyguards along.
**[06:03] mari**
It's true. This trip is a special one.
**[06:07] mari**
So, on this trip, we're relying on you.
**[06:12] mari**
We're counting on you.
**[06:14] haya**
A trip with Ojou-sama and Maria-san...
**[06:18] haya**
Ojou-sama doesn't know anything about the real world,
**[06:20] haya**
and Maria-san doesn't have a clue how a normal person lives either!
**[06:25] nagi**
By the way, what's this "Green Car"?
**[06:25] nagi**
Note: First-class carriages on Japanese trains are called Green Cars.
**[06:28] mari**
It's probably due to the color of the train.
**[06:31] nagi**
Anyway, there sure are a lot of people here.
**[06:34] mari**
There are so many trains here. Maybe we should just jump on that empty one over there.
**[06:39] haya**
This is a huge responsibility! I have to get it together!
**[06:45] haya**
This way!
**[06:46] ---**
And all the seats are reserved,
**[06:48] haya**
so, as long as you don't lose your tickets, you should be fine!
**[07:01] nagi**
Oh, this is pretty comfortable.
**[07:04] mari**
The perfect sky is the *pièce de resistance*.
**[07:08] nagi**
By the way, Hayate, what have you got there?
**[07:11] haya**
I bought some packed lunches for the journey at the station.
**[07:13] haya**
They've been specially made so that you can eat them on the train.
**[07:16] haya**
I bought them in case you got hungry, but I don't know if they'll suit your tastes.
**[07:22] nagi**
Oh, do they sell those things everywhere?
**[07:25] haya**
Yes. I think they sell them in almost every station.
**[07:29] haya**
It's one of the pleasures of traveling...
**[07:31] haya**
as they have special varieties, depending on which station you're in.
**[07:33] nagi**
I see.
**[07:36] nagi**
All right!
**[07:37] ---**
I'm going to buy one too.
**[07:39] haya**
Wait, Ojou-sama! When did you get off?!
**[07:43] mari**
Anyway, your wallet is in here! Get back on!
**[07:47] nagi**
I hear ya, I hear ya. Why are you getting so worked up?
**[07:51] nagi**
I listened to what Hayate said and I've got my ticket right here,
**[07:55] ---**
so there's nothing to worry about.
**[07:59] haya**
Ojou-sama!
**[08:04] nagi**
Huh?
**[08:07] narr**
This means...
**[08:09] nagi**
I'm lost.
**[08:13] nagi**
Hayate isn't here. Maria isn't here either. I don't have my cellphone or any money.
**[08:18] nagi**
I'm in an unknown area, in an unknown location, all alone...
**[08:22] nagi**
Well, these twists happen, I suppose!
**[08:27] nagi**
It's not an issue. It'll just make me more resilient!
**[08:31] nagi**
And I've got my ticket right here, just like Hayate told me!
**[08:34] nagi**
With this, I've got nothing to worry abou-
**[08:38] nagi**
Wait! Without my ticket... without my ticket, I...
**[08:43] nagi**
I told you to wait!
***SIGN*** Consolation Prize - Restart from Previous Life
**[08:48] nagi**
Are you mocking me?!
**[08:53] nagi**
Where am I?
**[09:01] narr**
She's even more lost now.
**[09:05] narr**
Sherpas, masters of mountain-climbing and guides to the remote Himalayas,
**[09:10] narr**
say that when you're lost, you should try to stay in the same place as much as you can.
**[09:15] narr**
It's dangerous to wander around aimlessly when danger could be lurking around every corner!
**[09:21] nagi**
Hayate... Where are you?!
**[09:26] narr**
It's dangerous to wander around aimlessly!
**[09:27] ---**
Hayate!
**[09:33] mari**
Wait, Hayate-kun!
**[09:34] haya**
Please let go, Maria-san! Ojou-sama is... Ojou-sama!
**[09:38] mari**
No! I said no!
**[09:40] haya**
Don't worry! Jumping off at this speed won't even slow me down!
**[09:45] mari**
No! That's crazy!
**[09:46] ---**
Do you think they'll allow this on an anime TV show?! Hayate-kun?!
**[09:50] haya**
You know as well as I do that Ojou-sama manages to get into trouble...
**[09:54] ---**
three times faster than normal people!
**[09:56] mari**
Then, just ask them to stop the train...
**[09:59] haya**
What are you talking about, Maria-san?
**[10:01] ---**
Doing that would cost tens of millions of yen!
**[10:06] mari**
Oh, you can stop it that cheaply?
**[10:10] narr**
A fundamental difference in financial sensibilities...
**[10:14] haya**
Oh no! I'm really worried about Ojou-sama,
**[10:18] haya**
but Maria-san's common sense is also totally out-of-whack!
**[10:23] narr**
Says the guy who wants to jump out of a moving train!
**[10:30] haya**
I can't do this!
**[10:31] ---**
Leaving Maria-san by herself is much too dangerous!
**[10:35] mari**
I don't quite know why,
**[10:37] ---**
but I get the feeling that a very rude monologue just took place.
**[10:43] hina**
What exactly are you doing over there?
**[10:46] haya**
Huh? Hinagiku-san?!
**[10:47] haya**
Why are you here?
**[10:49] hina**
What? Why am I here?
**[10:52] hina**
No, it's not like that! I'm on a family holiday!
**[10:55] hina**
It's got nothing to do with the side-effects of the meteorite falling there...
**[10:57] hina**
Or something like that! I mean... Um! Um...
**[11:01] haya**
What? Anyway, it's great to see you in a place like this.
**[11:07] hina**
R-Really?
**[11:09] haya**
Yes. But I can't stay and chat, so please take care of Maria-san for me.
**[11:19] mari**
What?! Hayate-kun!
**[11:21] narr**
Don't try this at home, kids. You will die.
**[11:41] mari**
Hayate-kun...
**[11:43] hina**
Huh? Does that mean he'd go that far to not be with me?
**[11:49] narr**
This girl worries some more...
**[12:00] narr**
Meanwhile, Ojou-sama is...
**[12:05] nagi**
Man, I'm hungry.
**[12:07] nagi**
I missed my chance to eat that packed lunch...
***SIGN*** Ramen Russia
**[12:15] nagi**
A ramen store?
**[12:24] nagi**
Um...
**[12:25] guy**
You a customer, little lady?
**[12:27] guy**
Then, get in this restaurant now, you little bitch!
**[12:34] guy**
You want shio-ramen, am I right?
**[12:38] guy**
Shio-ramen's fine by you, isn't it?!
**[12:40] nagi**
Y-Yes.
**[12:42] nagi**
Oops, I ordered without thinking. I don't have any money on me...
**[12:48] nagi**
Should I run away before the food arrives?
**[12:52] guy**
Here you go, one shio-ramen!
**[12:55] nagi**
He's fast!
**[12:57] nagi**
Oh no. I can't run away now.
**[13:03] nagi**
That's right! Maybe I should complain?
**[13:06] ---**
I saw this program on TV...
**[13:08] nagi**
where people would complain about something and got away without paying the bill!
**[13:13] nagi**
But, am I capable of doing something so evil?
**[13:17] ---**
No!
**[13:18] nagi**
But it's my only way out...
**[13:23] nagi**
D-Delicious...
**[13:28] nagi**
I can't do it. I can't complain about something this tasty.
**[13:32] nagi**
But I don't have any money... At this rate, I'll... I'll be executed...
**[13:43] guy**
You're crying? You were touched by my ramen?
**[13:48] guy**
Then, for you, little lady - it's free!
**[13:55] nish**
What? I'm still only here?
**[14:07] nish**
H-Hayate-kun!
**[14:09] nish**
Will you go into a picture booth with me?
**[14:11] haya**
But I've got to get to Hamamatsu in a couple of hours for my bike delivery job.
**[14:16] nis**
This won't take long! Come on, we have to commemorate this!
**[14:19] haya**
Commemorate what?
**[14:22] nis**
Um, that you're going away for your job...
**[14:26] nis**
Anyway, just a quick one will do!
**[14:28] haya**
Hey, Nishizawa-san!
**[14:35] nis**
Hayate-kun...
**[14:40] narr**
You can't have fantasies on an empty stomach...
**[14:45] guy**
So? Why are you in a place like this without a yen in your pocket, little lady?
**[14:51] nagi**
Hm, I'm not like Isumi, so I can't just tell him I got lost... Not at my age...
**[14:57] nagi**
But, I guess it'll be difficult for Hayate to find me quickly...
**[15:02] nagi**
There's no other way. I'll have to swallow my pride and...
**[15:07] nagi**
Um, so...
**[15:09] nagi**
To tell you the truth, I...
**[15:15] nis**
You're...
**[15:17] nagi**
Nothing! I didn't get lost or anything.
**[15:21] ---**
Anyway, the ramen was yummy. See ya!
**[15:26] nis**
Um.
**[15:28] nagi**
Damn, stupid hamster!
**[15:32] nis**
Hey, why are you calling me a stupid hamster?!
**[15:34] nis**
Hey, wait up!
**[15:36] nagi**
Shut up! Don't follow me, idiot! Geez!
**[15:40] haya**
This is Ojou-sama's ticket.
**[15:42] haya**
That means she really did get lost in the short period of time since we were separated.
**[15:47] haya**
This is bad.
**[15:48] ---**
I have to find her quickly, or she'll end up in trouble again...
**[15:54] nis**
So basically, you got separated from Hayate-kun...
**[15:57] nis**
on the way to Shimoda on the Izu Peninsula and now you're lost and alone?
**[16:01] nagi**
I guess that's one way to summarize it.
**[16:04] nis**
So, in short, you screwed up.
***SIGN*** This is the Sanzenin's private road.
**[16:06] nagi**
Don't put it like that!
**[16:09] nis**
Sheesh, if you'd told me that earlier,
**[16:12] nis**
we could have waited at the last station for someone to come and get you.
**[16:16] nagi**
Shut up.
**[16:17] nis**
Here, you can use my cellphone to call someone from your house.
**[16:25] nis**
What? You don't even know the number?
**[16:28] nagi**
That's not it! I... um...
**[16:33] nagi**
Th...
**[16:36] nagi**
Tha...
**[16:38] nagi**
Thank... you...
**[16:41] nis**
You'd have a cute side if you were always that forthright.
**[16:46] nagi**
What was that?!
**[16:48] nis**
Hey, you idiot! Don't do that when you're on the back!
**[16:51] nis**
Just stop yelling and make the call already.
**[16:54] nagi**
You don't have to tell me that.
**[16:59] nagi**
What's this?!
**[17:00] nis**
Hey, why are you looking at my picture?!
**[17:04] nis**
I'm going to tell you this in no uncertain terms. Hayate is mine.
**[17:08] nis**
Whatever. I bet he'll get bored of a selfish Ojou-sama like you and leave anyway.
**[17:15] nagi**
What did you just say?!
**[17:16] ---**
By the way, why are you riding your bike here anyway?!
**[17:20] nagi**
Where are you trying to get to?
**[17:22] nis**
Where? The Shimoda hot springs, of course.
**[17:27] nagi**
Don't you know how to read a map?
Do you know how far away it is?
**[17:33] nis**
It's fine! It's easy! If I put my mind to it,
I'll make it there by nightfall.
**[17:38] nis**
No way. A hamster like you could never make it.
**[17:43] nis**
I *will* make it! Anyway, make that call already!
**[17:46] nagi**
You don't have to tell me that!
**[17:52] hina**
I haven't talked to you in a long time.
**[17:55] mari**
You're right. It's been years.
**[18:00] mari**
So, a family outing to the hot springs?
**[18:02] hina**
Yes, my sister can't come because of work,
**[18:06] hina**
but my father wouldn't take no for an answer because he missed my birthday.
**[18:11] mari**
He's such a child.
**[18:15] hina**
He's like my sister.
**[18:17] mari**
But I'm glad that you're getting along with your parents.
**[18:23] hina**
Well, it's been a long time.
**[18:25] hina**
Anyway, putting that to one side..
**[18:28] ---**
I'm feeling troubled at the moment,
**[18:31] hina**
so that's why I wanted to get away.
**[18:35] mari**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Meteor Strike on the Izu peninsula?! Strange effects at the Shimoda Hot Springs!
**[18:37] rep**
These effects include:
**[18:39] rep**
Enhanced breast size for women...
**[18:47] mari**
I-It's fine. A woman's beauty doesn't depend on her growth in certain areas or anything like that...
**[18:53] hina**
Wh-What are you talking about?! That's not it at all...
**[18:57] mari**
I-I didn't mean that...
**[19:01] hina**
Oh, yes you did. You looked straight at that part of my body!
**[19:08] hina**
N-No. To get back on topic... it's all to do with love.
**[19:15] hina**
I'm rooting for you.
**[19:20] hina**
It's the most important day of the year.
**[19:25] hina**
Um, this isn't about me, but I...
**[19:30] ---**
I have this friend! My friend, you see?
**[19:35] mari**
A friend... I see...
**[19:43] nagi**
Oh, Maria, it's me.
**[19:45] mari**
Nagi?
**[19:47] mari**
Where on earth are you?
**[19:50] nagi**
Me? I'm currently following the tracks your way.
***SIGN*** I'll say this again. This is the Sanzenin's private road!
**[19:55] nagi**
Don't worry. The train stops at Atami next, right?
**[20:00] nagi**
I've picked up a Hamster-brand mercenary, so I'll head that way.
**[20:04] ---**
You guys wait for me there.
**[20:06] nis**
What? Am I really supposed to take you to Atami on this?
**[20:12] nagi**
Hey! So what? Were you planning to leave me on the roadside by myself?
**[20:16] nis**
Okay, okay! You really are one selfish Ojou-sama!
**[20:20] mari**
But Hayate-kun's on the way to pick you up now.
**[20:24] nagi**
What? Hayate's coming for me?
**[20:27] ---**
I guess we missed each other then.
**[20:29] mari**
Oh, hang on. I've got another call.
**[20:33] mari**
It might be Hayate-kun, so please hold the line.
**[20:36] nagi**
Oh, just what I expect from Hayate.
**[20:38] nis**
Huh? So Hayate-kun's coming?
**[20:41] nagi**
Of course he is. After all, he's my butler,
**[20:46] ---**
so he's bound to rush to my rescue.
**[20:48] nis**
Yeah, right.
**[20:52] nis**
What should I do?
**[20:53] ---**
I'm happy I'm gonna get to see him, but I'm in a tracksuit.
**[20:57] ---**
Geez!
**[20:58] nis**
And White Day is almost here too.
**[21:01] ---**
I wanted to look nicer when I see him.
**[21:05] nis**
Ah, I want to die...
**[21:19] nis**
Ah! They look just like scary hitmen...
**[21:23] ---**
I wonder if they're on their way
home from a fancy dress party.
**[21:25] nagi**
I bet they are.
**[21:27] ---**
Their guns make me nervous, but I'm sure they're just props for a magic show.
**[21:32] ass1**
Excuse me. Could I possibly ask you a rather strange question?
**[21:35] nis**
Y-Yes?
**[21:37] ass1**
We're hitmen. Which one of you is Nagi Sanzenin?
**[21:42] nis**
He just said they were hitmen!
**[21:44] ass2**
It says here to look for pigtails.
**[21:47] ass3**
But they both have pigtails.
**[21:52] ass2**
Then, let's just do away with both.
**[22:00] nagi**
What are you doing? I dropped the cellphone!
**[22:04] nis**
Now's not the time to be worrying about that!
**[22:10] haya**
I see. So, I just have to go down this road, right, Maria-san?
**[22:13] mari**
Yes, please take care of it, Hayate-kun.
**[22:17] haya**
Yes, leave it to me.
**[22:22] narr**
The journey to the hot springs continues with many different expectations and desires,
**[22:26] narr**
for those traveling by train, by bike, and for the butler himself.
**[24:06] nagi**
Goddamn. Why did the train leave without me?
**[24:10] nagi**
If it was bound for Andromeda,
it would have waited an entire day!
**[24:12] haya**
This isn't the Galaxy Express.
**[24:15] nagi**
So, you're telling me that the conductor
isn't actually an invisible man,
**[24:19] nagi**
that the trains are horrendously bad in space battles when they merge,
**[24:22] nagi**
and that every railroad company doesn't have its own token hottie?
**[24:25] haya**
It looks like you really liked the train...
**[24:28] haya**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler will be entitled *Stardust Memory*.
**[24:31] nagi**
We'll finally get to Izu's hot springs!
# 16 - Stardust Memory
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:30] narr**
In search for the powers
**[01:32] ---**
of the mysterious meteor that struck down
**[01:35] ---**
near Shimoda on the Izu Peninsula,
**[01:36] narr**
Hayate, Nagi, Maria, and many others are all on their way there!
**[01:44] narr**
Nagi, who got lost at one of the stations,
**[01:46] ---**
had really delicious Russian Shio ramen,
**[01:49] narr**
was picked up by the naive Nishizawa
**[01:52] ---**
who is on her way to Shimoda by bike, and was
**[01:55] narr**
in real danger when a mysterious assassin-like masked group attacked her!
**[02:00] narr**
What does fate have in store for Nagi?!
**[02:05] hat**
I wonder if Nagi-chan is also in Shimoda right now.
**[02:10] isu**
Probably. But mother, will this hot spring really return my powers?
**[02:17] hat**
Just trust me on this one.
**[02:20] hat**
But that butler...
**[02:23] hat**
His name was Hayate-kun, right?
**[02:25] hat**
They're very similar...
**[02:27] isu**
Huh?
**[02:28] hat**
I understand why even that suspicious Nagi-chan trusted him immediately.
**[02:34] hat**
I was really surprised the first time I saw him because they're so alike.
**[02:38] isu**
Who are you talking about?
**[02:43] hat**
Oh, who was it again?
**[02:46] isu**
Mother.
**[02:48] hat**
I'm sorry, umm...
**[02:52] hat**
My older sister Yukariko.
***SIGN*** Stardust Memory
***SIGN*** Note: They're riding on the private road of the Sanzenin family again
**[03:03] nis**
It looks like we finally lost them...
**[03:08] nag**
Are you all right?
**[03:10] ---**
Can you really get to Shimoda like this?
**[03:13] nis**
Shut up. I said I'm going to make it, all right?
**[03:16] nag**
Geez. Why don't you just throw away this bike and go by train?
**[03:21] nis**
I can't do that!
**[03:23] nis**
My mother got me this bike to celebrate me becoming a high schooler.
**[03:28] nag**
Your mother?
**[03:30] nis**
That's right.
**[03:31] nis**
I do think it's weird to give a girl a mountain bike,
**[03:35] ---**
but I've been treasuring it.
**[03:37] nis**
I mean, don't you have a mother?
**[03:46] nis**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[03:49] nag**
I'm fine. Just go ahead.
**[03:53] nis**
Huh? What are you on all of the sudden?!
**[03:55] nag**
If you got involved in a struggle with those who are after me,
**[03:58] nag**
your precious bike would get damaged.
**[04:01] ---**
So get out of here already!
**[04:02] nis**
But...
**[04:03] nag**
I said go! Hayate will be here soon, so I don't need you!
**[04:13] nis**
Oh, is that so?!
**[04:16] ---**
Well, be careful then!
**[04:17] nag**
Sure. Good luck to you.
**[04:29] nag**
A mother, huh?
**[04:36] hina**
And, Maria-san?
**[04:37] mar**
Ah yes, I got in touch with Hayate-kun, but I lost Nagi in the middle...
**[04:44] mar**
But I think it'll be fine because we agreed to meet in Atami.
**[04:50] mar**
Oh that's right. We were just talking about your friend's love interest, right?
**[04:56] hin**
Err, I umm, so...
**[05:01] hay**
Where is Ojou-sama?
**[05:09] hay**
Someone lost their cellphone?
**[05:15] hay**
Is this Nishizawa-san's?!
**[05:18] hay**
That means those two are...
**[05:26] gin**
Damn, I missed.
**[05:28] hay**
You're...
**[05:30] hay**
Isumi-san's great-grandmother!
**[05:32] gin**
I looked for you. It looks like you're in quite a hurry.
**[05:36] hay**
Nagi Ojou-sama and Nishizawa-san might be in danger!
**[05:40] gin**
Nagi? Ah, the granddaughter of the emperor's brat.
**[05:44] gin**
I don't give a damn about that brat's granddaughter.
**[05:47] gin**
What I do care about is finally getting your lifeblood and bringing it to Isumi.
**[05:55] hay**
Damn! I don't have time for this.
**[05:58] ---**
I have to go after Ojou-sama right now!
**[06:00] gin**
You're going to come with me now!
**[06:02] ---**
To the Shimoda hot springs where Isumi is!
**[06:07] hay**
Um, we're actually on our way there...
**[06:14] ---**
What?
**[06:30] nag**
What are you doing?!
**[06:31] nis**
Here. I figured you might be thirsty.
**[06:35] nis**
I went out of my way to get it for you.
**[06:41] nis**
You're meeting the others in Atami, right?
**[06:44] nis**
We'll leave when you've finished drinking.
**[06:45] nag**
You didn't listen to me, did you?
**[06:49] nis**
Why do I have to listen to you?
**[06:53] nis**
Besides, I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up.
**[06:57] nag**
So because you're bad at grasping stuff,
**[07:01] nag**
your grades are bad and you can't really give up Hayate.
**[07:03] nis**
Don't be so blunt!
**[07:10] nis**
Shall we go then?
**[07:14] as1**
Oh, you missed.
**[07:16] as2**
I accidentally shot the wrong thing because I always practice shooting cans.
**[07:23] mar**
I see.
**[07:24] mar**
So she said that she would root for her friend,
**[07:27] ---**
but actually fell in love with the same guy.
**[07:31] hin**
Yes...
**[07:33] mar**
So basically it's betrayal.
**[07:35] hin**
Eek!
**[07:36] mar**
Is something wrong?
**[07:38] hin**
N-no, it's just that getting such a straight answer has quite an impact...
**[07:46] mar**
I agree...
**[07:48] mar**
that these problems are all difficult,
**[07:52] ---**
but if that person follows the path she thinks is right,
**[07:55] mar**
I think the answer will become apparent by itself.
**[07:58] mar**
In any case, she might already know the answer in her heart.
**[08:07] nis**
C-Crap! Even I'm getting exhausted...
**[08:10] nag**
It's all right, just let me down and save yourself!
**[08:13] nis**
It's not all right!
**[08:14] nis**
I already told you that I'm bad at getting stuff as well as giving up!
**[08:21] nag**
You're...
**[08:22] as1**
But it's about time you give up.
**[08:25] nag**
Oh no, at this rate...
**[08:27] nag**
Hayate!
**[08:36] hay**
Ojou-sama, Nishizawa-san!
**[08:38] nag**
Hayate!
**[08:38] nis**
Hayate-kun!
**[08:41] gin**
As promised, I found and caught up with them.
**[08:44] gin**
Now you'll have to come to where Isumi is and have your lifeblood taken...
**[08:49] hay**
If this problem is taken care of, I'll get there that much faster.
**[08:54] gin**
I see, I see.
**[08:57] gin**
Then...
**[09:01] gin**
leave taking care of these guys to this old woman here and go.
**[09:16] hay**
I'm glad you two were unharmed.
**[09:18] nag**
Well, it's thanks to this one.
**[09:20] nis**
T-this one? Sanzenin-chan, I do have a real name, you know? It's Ayumu Nishizawa.
**[09:26] nag**
Nagi is fine.
**[09:27] nis**
Huh?
**[09:28] nag**
My name is Nagi Sanzenin.
**[09:31] ---**
So call me Nagi, you moron.
**[09:34] nis**
Huh?
**[09:39] nag**
Did you get that, hamster?
**[09:41] nis**
Ah, you!
**[09:53] hay**
This is your cellphone, right?
**[09:55] nis**
Oh you picked it up!
**[09:57] nis**
Thank you, Hayate-kun.
**[09:59] hay**
I'm sorry, but I didn't know whose it was, so I looked inside.
**[10:09] nis**
Huh? Ahh! No, this is!
**[10:12] nag**
By the way, are you really planning on going to Shimoda by bike?
**[10:17] nis**
I don't have a choice, I came this far already.
**[10:21] nag**
Don't you get that it's impossible with your legs?
**[10:25] nis**
It's not impossible! I will manage somehow!
**[10:27] nag**
Argh! If you overdo it, you could die, you stupid hamster!
**[10:31] nis**
What? Don't call me stupid, all right?!
**[10:34] nis**
If I say it's not impossible, then it isn't!
**[10:36] nag**
It's impossible, impossible, impossible, impossible!
**[10:38] nis**
It's not impossible, not impossible, not impossible, not impossible!
**[10:40] nag**
It totally is impossible, so Hayate!
**[10:43] hay**
Yes?
**[10:45] nag**
Put her on the back and ride the bike to Shimoda for her.
**[10:52] nag**
It's a precious bike she got from her mother, so don't break it.
**[10:56] nag**
We will go by train as planned.
**[10:58] hay**
Please wait a minute!
**[11:00] hay**
But what about you two?!
**[11:02] nis**
He's right!
**[11:04] nis**
I mean I'd be happy to go with Hayate-kun, but...
**[11:09] nis**
What if you two got lost again?!
**[11:13] hin**
I will take Nagi and Maria-san.
**[11:17] hay**
Hinagiku-san?!
**[11:19] hin**
We're going the same way anyway.
**[11:22] hin**
So going with these two is no problem.
**[11:25] nis**
Hina-san...
**[11:27] hin**
So Hayate-kun, go ahead and bring her there.
**[11:30] hay**
But...
**[11:33] hin**
Just go already!
**[11:35] hin**
Hayate-kun, you got chocolates for Valentines Day, right?
**[11:39] hin**
White Day is soon, you know?!
**[11:42] hin**
Show some gratitude!
**[11:52] hin**
The path I think is right...
**[11:58] mar**
...she might already know the answer in her heart.
**[12:02] hin**
The path that I think would be right...
***SIGN*** I know we're beating a dead horse here, but they're on a private Sanzenin road!
**[12:13] nis**
Whoa, I don't quite know why, but I'm travelling alone with Hayate-kun...
**[12:18] nis**
Isn't this totally what adolescence should be like?
**[12:23] nis**
The blue sea, the blue sky...
**[12:26] nis**
Alone with the person you love on a bike...
**[12:32] nis**
On a bike...?
**[12:39] nis**
Ha-Hayate-kun, aren't you going a bit too fast?!
**[12:43] hay**
Oh, then I'll take it easier.
**[12:49] man**
Hey honey, look. There's a couple riding a bike here of all places.
**[12:55] wom**
Oh, really. That just stinks of poverty.
**[12:58] wom**
On a day like this you need a convertible.
**[13:01] man**
Did you hear that boy? So buy one... in a thousand years!
**[13:10] nis**
Hayate-kun.
**[13:12] hay**
Yes, I know.
**[13:14] hay**
Please hold on tight so you don't fall off!
**[13:31] nis**
Hayate-kun, sports cars aren't that special, huh?
**[13:34] hay**
Yeah, that was easy, too easy!
**[13:37] nis**
Their faces when we passed them were priceless!
**[13:41] hay**
They were!
**[13:44] nis**
I never thought that there would be a day when I could laugh with Hayate-kun
**[13:48] nis**
like this.
**[13:49] hay**
Nishizawa-san.
**[13:52] hay**
Hinagiku-san scolded me before, too,
**[13:55] hay**
but it's White Day soon. So I'll have to give something back...
**[14:05] nis**
Give something back...
**[14:07] nis**
Huh? What was it I wanted again?
**[14:13] nis**
What was it...
**[14:17] nis**
Ayasaki-kun, I love you!
**[14:20] nis**
I don't want to say goodbye like this...
**[14:25] nis**
Ah, that's right.
**[14:27] hay**
Are you listening, Nishizawa-san?
**[14:29] hay**
What do you want for White Day?
**[14:32] nis**
I don't need anything.
**[14:34] hay**
Huh?
**[14:35] nis**
I don't need anything anymore.
**[14:37] nis**
I mean, I already...
**[14:42] ---**
got enough.
**[14:58] narr**
Well, one way or another, everybody arrived in Shimoda on Izu.
**[15:03] narr**
The tired princess Nagi is napping in her room.
**[15:14] yuka**
Look Nagi.
**[15:16] yuka**
That big shiny star is my star.
**[15:19] nag**
Your star?
**[15:21] yuk**
That's right. My star that brightly shines in any night sky.
**[15:27] yuk**
Just like that star will always be there no matter what,
**[15:32] ---**
I will always watch over you.
**[15:35] nag**
But mother...
**[15:38] nag**
The star you pointed at this time is Sirius in the Canis Major constellation.
**[15:42] nag**
The last time you told me the same story, you pointed at Arcturus in the Boötes constellation.
**[15:53] yuk**
I'm the sky. I embrace all the stars and always watch over you...
**[16:00] nag**
Mother...
**[16:03] nag**
I haven't had that dream in a long time.
**[16:08] nag**
Mother, it's been 8 years since you passed away. I'm now 13 years old.
**[16:14] nag**
Are you still watching over me as the sky or as a star?
**[16:22] nag**
Well, knowing her she probably loses sight of me often.
**[16:29] nag**
I got a bit sweaty since I fell asleep in my clothes.
**[16:32] nag**
Maybe I'll take a bath.
**[16:35] nag**
But Maria's gone to the hot spring... I guess I'll wait until she comes back.
**[16:40] sak**
How pathetic.
**[16:43] sak**
You can't even take a bath by yourself?
**[16:45] nag**
Sakuya! What are you doing here?
**[16:48] sak**
What do you mean? This is an annual thing, isn't it obvious?
**[16:52] nag**
Oh yeah...
**[16:54] sak**
So the Sanzenin family's Ojou-sama is stinky because she won't take a bath, huh?
**[16:59] nag**
It's not that I can't take a bath! I'm just saving myself for the hot spring!
**[17:06] sak**
Could it be that you want to go to the secret hot spring that has mysterious
**[17:09] sak**
water because of the meteor strike?
**[17:11] nag**
Yes! I want to go there! To that one!
***SIGN*** Welcome
***SIGN*** Welcome to the Shimoda Meteor's Secret Hot Springs
**[17:20] nag**
There sure are a buttload of people here at these so-called secret hot springs.
**[17:24] sak**
Well, they did advertise the hell out of this on TV.
**[17:28] nag**
Just so you know, I won't do it.
**[17:30] nag**
I won't get into a bath full of strangers.
**[17:34] sak**
You don't get the principle of hot springs, do you.
**[17:38] sak**
Well, since there are too many people here,
***SIGN*** Secret Hot Spring ahead
**[17:41] sak**
let's go here where it looks more secret.
**[17:43] wom**
You can't go this way!
**[17:47] wom**
The hot spring where the meteor struck is right ahead.
**[17:51] wom**
It's a very dangerous place where there are things that are not human.
**[17:57] nag**
Things that are not human?
**[17:58] sak**
Did alien lifeforms cling to it or what?
**[18:01] wom**
I don't know.
**[18:04] wom**
But if you really insist on going...
**[18:12] wom**
It's 4000 Yen each.
**[18:19] sak**
This water is really great.
**[18:22] sak**
They were going on about the meteor, but I wonder what the effect really is, huh, Nagi?
**[18:28] nag**
What do you mean schoolwear's a thousand points?!
**[18:31] sak**
Whoa, what the hell?!
**[18:35] sak**
What happened to you?!
**[18:37] nag**
That's what I wanna know!
**[18:43] nag**
Why are there 5 of you?
**[18:48] nag**
For some reason I feel great!
**[18:50] sak**
Could the effect of this water be that you get like when you're drunk?
**[18:54] sak**
Then why am I fine?
**[18:57] nag**
It probably doesn't work on unrefined Kansai people who call hair salons perming places.
**[19:02] sak**
What did you say?
**[19:07] sak**
Oh man, this is bad. Hold on, I'll go get someone.
**[19:11] hay**
Ah, this looks bad indeed.
**[19:14] hay**
Whoa, why are you here, debt butler?!
**[19:18] hay**
Well, this is a mixed bath, and I heard Ojou-sama shout.
**[19:31] hay**
Ah, Ojou-sama. Did you come to?
**[19:35] nag**
Huh, mother? Why are you here?
**[19:40] hay**
No, I'm not your mother, I'm Hayate.
**[19:45] nag**
Hayate?
**[19:48] nag**
Hayate?
**[19:50] nag**
Hayate?!
**[19:51] nag**
Hayate?!
**[19:52] nag**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[19:57] nag**
I'm going to bed. I don't want any dinner!
**[20:01] mar**
So that's why she's like this.
**[20:03] hay**
Yes, I'm sorry.
**[20:05] nag**
I can't believe Hayate!
**[20:09] nag**
He put me in such an embarrassing situation!
**[20:12] nag**
Besides, what's with not getting even a bit embarrassed at seeing me naked?!
**[20:18] nag**
How can he stay so calm?!
**[20:19] nar**
Because he doesn't consider you a real woman.
**[20:37] nag**
Damn it, they said that it would boost your growth on TV, but it didn't do anything.
**[20:43] nag**
Hey Hayate.
**[20:44] hay**
Yes?
**[20:45] nag**
You got in the water, too, right? Did you notice any change?
**[20:49] hay**
Not really.
**[20:51] nag**
Hm. Maybe that was not the bath where the meteor struck.
**[20:56] mari**
I wonder if there really was a meteor strike.
**[21:00] nag**
What do you mean?
**[21:01] mar**
They were just saying this on TV,
**[21:04] ---**
but apparently there was no trace of a meteor
**[21:06] mar**
at the impact site, though there were traces of something crashing down.
**[21:11] nag**
I see. It looks like this was a terrible misunderstanding.
**[21:16] hay**
What do you mean?
**[21:18] nag**
The fact that there's no meteor at the impact site
**[21:21] nag**
is proof that the thing that crashed was a UFO!
**[21:24] ---**
Which means that this was the first step of an alien invasion!
**[21:28] both**
Wh-What?!
**[21:31] hay**
No, no, that's a bit too out there.
**[21:34] nag**
Ah, damn, I wish I could meet the aliens.
**[21:36] nag**
And if I did... if I did...
**[21:39] hay**
What would meeting them do?
**[21:42] nag**
For whose sake do you think I want to meet them?!
**[21:45] nag**
To hell with it. I'm going to bed!
**[21:48] nag**
Hayate, don't you dare step in here!
**[21:56] nag**
Mother, whether you're the sky or a star, can't you let me meet an alien?
**[22:04] nag**
An alien who could use some super advanced gizmo to give me a dynamite body?
**[22:16] nag**
What?
**[22:23] nag**
Could this really be...
**[22:30] nag**
an alien?
**[24:05] hay**
That secret hot spring was quite something, making you hallucinate and all.
**[24:08] nag**
Hayate, is it true that you're immortal?
**[24:12] hay**
Ojou-sama?
**[24:13] nag**
WHAT?! You're like Yuujirou, Hayato, or Heihachirou?!
**[24:18] nag**
So you can do the breast stroke in space, huh?!
**[24:22] hay**
Could this be the aftereffect of that secret hot spring?
**[24:24] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler will be entitled *"Under the Cherry Tree".*
**[24:27] hay**
The Shimoda Hot Springs chapter will be concluded!
**[24:29] nag**
Hinagiku and the hamster will get in the hot spring, too.
# 17 - Under the Cherry Tree
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:30] narr**
Nagi prayed that aliens would give her a stunning figure...
**[01:34] narr**
that would make even Hayate stop dead in his tracks.
**[01:37] narr**
And then...
**[01:43] narr**
this *thing* showed up.
**[01:50] nag**
Hey, who the hell are you?
**[01:54] nag**
Where did you come from?
***SIGN*** Under the Cherry Tree
**[02:10] hay**
Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! Ojou-sama!
**[02:13] nag**
Hayate? It's...
**[02:18] hay**
Ojou-sama, what's wrong?! I'm coming in!
**[02:21] nag**
No, it's nothing. Don't come in!
**[02:24] nag**
It's fine. Just leave me alone.
**[02:27] hay**
Really? O-Okay then.
**[02:38] may**
Th-Thank you.
**[02:41] may**
It's best if I'm not seen by primitive lifeforms.
**[02:48] nag**
So, you're really an alien?
**[02:52] may**
But I've lost my spaceship.
**[03:08] hin**
First things first: I have to find her and talk to her.
**[03:10] ---**
That's right. Find her and talk to her...
**[03:14] mar**
So basically it's betrayal.
**[03:18] hin**
A-Anyway, all I have to do is find her and talk to her.
**[03:22] hin**
Find her and talk... talk... talk...
**[03:30] hin**
I'm getting boiled alive! I have to get out.
**[03:42] nag**
Then, I'll help you find your spaceship.
**[03:46] may**
Really?
**[03:48] nag**
Yes, of course.
**[03:50] nag**
If I find her spaceship,
**[03:52] nag**
I'll be able to get my hands on some alien tech that'll help me grow.
**[03:56] nag**
Then, even Hayate will finally be blown away...
**[03:59] ---**
by my hot bod.
**[04:01] may**
Let's go straightaway!
**[04:08] nis**
I really didn't think I'd see you in a place like this, Hina-san.
**[04:13] hin**
R-Really?
**[04:15] hin**
I know I decided I had to find her and talk to her,
**[04:19] ---**
but I didn't think we'd get to this point so fast.
**[04:22] hin**
I haven't readied myself yet...
**[04:24] hin**
No. I can't make excuses like that.
**[04:26] ---**
Now we've bumped into each other, I have to tell her what's going on.
**[04:30] hin**
Wh-What?
**[04:31] nis**
I was just admiring your beautiful skin.
**[04:35] nis**
Wow, your hair's really pretty too. How do you keep it looking so healthy?
**[04:39] hin**
I don't do much to it, to be honest...
**[04:42] nis**
I'm *so* jealous.
**[04:45] hin**
Dwelling on it won't achieve anything!
**[04:48] hin**
I just have to go at it and...
**[04:50] hin**
You know...
**[04:51] nis**
I'm gonna go off and scrub down so I can get my skin as soft as yours.
**[04:56] nis**
Hina-san, you can stay here and warm up a bit.
**[04:59] hin**
Sounds good.
**[05:01] hin**
I'm so stupid!
**[05:06] hin**
I have to tell her....
**[05:08] ---**
that I've fallen in love with Hayate-kun even though I assured her...
**[05:11] hin**
that I was rooting for her.
**[05:13] ---**
I have... to tell... her...
**[05:22] nis**
Eeks! Hina-san!
**[05:27] nag**
Anyway, how did you get separated from your spaceship?
**[05:30] may**
Well, I came to this planet on my own to inspect the hot springs...
**[05:33] may**
which I do every fifty thousand years or so.
**[05:37] nag**
Sounds like a pretty boring inspection...
**[05:39] com**
Prepare for landing.
**[05:41] may**
But I overworked myself and...
***SIGN*** Emergency Escape
**[05:43] button**
Danger! Do Not Touch
**[05:50] may**
After that, I circled the Earth lots of times...
**[05:54] may**
until I finally ended up here,
**[05:56] ---**
where I thought the spaceship might have landed.
**[05:58] nag**
So, the weird effects they've been seeing in the hot springs are...
**[06:01] may**
Probably all my spaceship's fault.
**[06:03] may**
But I wonder why my spaceship wasn't where it had landed.
**[06:08] nag**
I have an idea.
**[06:16] nis**
Oh, are you awake now?
**[06:18] hin**
Where are we?
**[06:20] nis**
In the changing rooms. You passed out.
**[06:24] hin**
I did? Thanks for helping me.
**[06:28] nis**
Huh? Oh, it was nothing.
**[06:32] nis**
But your skin really is smooth.
**[06:37] nis**
When I was wiping you down with a towel, I even got a little turned on.
**[06:42] nis**
Your body was so soft and smooth.
**[06:49] hin**
Now I can't get married...
**[06:53] nis**
You're so melodramatic.
**[06:55] nis**
In that case, how about I marry you?
**[06:57] hin**
Idiot.
**[06:59] hin**
Anyway, what about Hayate-kun?
**[07:02] nis**
Oh yeah... I guess I'll have to try my hand at bigamy.
**[07:05] hin**
Oh boy.
**[07:08] hin**
I can't lie to this girl. I don't want to. So...
**[07:15] hin**
You know, Nishizawa-san...
**[07:19] nis**
I thought you said you were going to call me Ayumu.
**[07:25] hin**
I was caught off-guard... just for a moment, my heart fluttered... over a girl.
**[07:30] nis**
Huh? Something wrong? Hina-san? Hello?
**[07:33] hin**
That's why I have to make myself crystal clear!
**[07:35] hin**
Listen up, Ayumu! I have something important to tell you!
**[07:38] nis**
What's that? Something important?
**[07:40] hin**
Yes. To tell you the truth...
**[07:42] nis**
Um, is this really the time and place for it?
***SIGN*** Saginomiya Hot Springs (Here)
**[07:51] may**
There it is!
**[07:53] may**
This is it! My spaceship!
**[07:55] nag**
I knew it.
**[07:56] ---**
The Saginomiyas are the only ones brainless enough to do something like this.
**[08:00] nag**
Now I'll also have an adult body, thanks to Pipilma technology.
**[08:06] nag**
Hm?
**[08:09] nag**
Hayate?
**[08:14] nag**
Why is he going to Isumi's at this hour?
**[08:17] nag**
I-Is he cheating on me?!
**[08:19] nag**
No. Hayate's meant to be crazy about me. There's no way that'd happen.
**[08:25] narr**
Absolutely no reaction when he saw her completely naked.
**[08:31] may**
Then, I'm going to hop aboard my spacesh-
**[08:36] nag**
Your spaceship can wait. Come with me.
**[08:48] isu**
I see.
**[08:50] isu**
You came all the way here because you promised my great-grandmother...
**[08:52] ---**
that you'd give me some of your blood so that I can regain my powers.
**[08:56] isu**
But, you don't have to worry about me.
**[08:58] isu**
My powers will return soon enough. Please return to Nagi.
**[09:03] hay**
But Isumi-san...
**[09:04] isu**
Please go back.
**[09:08] hay**
But, I wonder why you lost your powers in the first place...
**[09:12] ---**
There must be a reason, right?
**[09:17] hay**
Huh? Did I just step on a land mine?
**[09:20] isu**
Eight years ago, in January, I met my first friend.
**[09:26] isu**
She was the daughter of a woman my mother loved like a sister,
**[09:31] isu**
and I met her at a party they threw to celebrate her mother getting released from hospital.
**[09:36] isu**
She was very cute with a smile as radiant as the sun.
**[09:40] hay**
Phew, I was wrong about the land mine. Good.
**[09:46] isu**
But, in March of that same year, she stopped smiling.
**[09:50] hay**
Oh, it was a land mine after all.
**[09:53] isu**
I wanted to bring a smile back to her face.
**[09:58] isu**
But, because I lacked skill,
**[10:01] ---**
I failed and ended up scarring her heart instead.
**[10:09] isu**
That's why this is a problem I've brought upon myself.
**[10:12] ---**
Hayate-sama, please go home now.
**[10:14] hay**
That story was too abstract to figure out what was going on, but anyway...
**[10:19] hay**
Great-grandmother, I can't do this!
**[10:22] ---**
It's not something I can get into!
**[10:24] hay**
I understand. Well, I'll be off then...
**[10:28] gin**
Don't just give up, you moron!
**[10:33] gin**
How do you expect to get anything if you give up that easily? Imbecile!
**[10:38] gin**
Here, Isumi! Drink this guy's blood! Quickly now!
**[10:40] isu**
Great-grandmother! What we need to do quickly is stop the bleeding.
**[10:43] isu**
Did you really think doing something like this would make me happy?
**[10:50] gin**
Isumi, you blow!
**[10:53] isu**
I'm sorry, Hayate-sama.
**[10:55] ---**
I'm gonna get something to stop the bleeding right away.
**[11:03] tor**
We're finally alone.
**[11:07] hay**
You're the pervert from the Hina Doll Festival Festival!
**[11:12] tor**
I'll take care of you till morning.
**[11:13] hay**
Let go of me already!
**[11:16] nag**
That's Hayate's voice!
**[11:19] nag**
Hey, Hayate!
**[11:20] nag**
What are you...
**[11:22] tor**
You really have no manners.
**[11:25] tor**
How could you interrupt this beautiful display...
**[11:27] ---**
of two lovers expressing their love?
**[11:29] hay**
I'm not your lover!
**[11:30] nag**
Hayate, I can't believe you're on a date with a guy.
**[11:34] hay**
I just told you that's not it!
**[11:36] nag**
So, that's why you didn't even react when you saw me naked.
**[11:41] hay**
What do you mean by that?
**[11:43] hay**
The reason I didn't react when I saw you naked is a normal reaction...
**[11:47] hay**
because you're still a little kid.
**[11:51] hay**
What? Ojou-sama?
**[11:53] nagi**
Who are you calling a little kid?!
**[11:55] nagi**
Bonehead!
**[11:58] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[12:02] may**
Um, I'd like to go home soon...
**[12:04] nag**
I'm going off into space too! Take me with you!
**[12:08] maya**
No! I'll get in trouble!
**[12:10] nag**
Just fly!
**[12:11] may**
No! If I do that...
**[12:15] gin**
Don't touch my toy!
**[12:17] nag**
Maya!
**[12:18] gin**
I found that thing! I won't let anyone else have it!
**[12:32] may**
What? Why?!
**[12:34] hay**
It's flying?!
**[12:36] may**
This is bad! Really bad!
**[12:38] may**
Nagi, jump off! Quick!
**[12:40] ---**
If the sub-light speed drive engages,
**[12:43] may**
you... you'll never be able to come back to earth!
**[12:46] nag**
Wait, that...
**[12:48] nag**
Hey, wait! Hey!
**[12:51] nag**
That's not good! No! I'll never come back?!
**[12:56] nag**
Hayate!
**[13:00] may**
What should I do? Even with my wings, I won't be able to catch them.
**[13:04] hay**
Hey, you!
**[13:05] hay**
Is what you said true?
**[13:07] may**
Yes. At this rate, Nagi will never come back.
**[13:13] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[13:15] hay**
I won't let that happen!
**[13:17] ---**
Isn't there something we can do?!
**[13:20] hay**
Something we can do to save her?!
**[13:21] may**
I don't...
**[13:23] hay**
I'll do anything, no matter how dangerous! I'll gladly surrender my life to save her!
**[13:27] hay**
She's important to me! She's someone I can't afford to lose!
**[13:31] hay**
So... so...
**[13:34] isu**
Hayate-sama.
**[13:48] isu**
Hayate-sama, you're Nagi's hero,
**[13:51] ---**
so I'm going to send you to her.
**[13:57] isu**
Please save her.
**[14:01] haya**
Isumi-san...
**[14:03] isu**
It might hurt just a little, though.
**[14:05] guy**
I'm Gibson Jr.
***SIGN*** Warp Anywhere Bat
**[14:08] guy**
Hey, I'll send you anywhere you want.
**[14:11] hay**
I was expecting to be teleported or something...
**[14:20] nag**
Please! Please stop!
**[14:24] nag**
We can't be separated like this.
**[14:26] ---**
Not after we just had a fight!
**[14:29] nag**
That's how me and my mother parted... isn't that enough?
**[14:35] nag**
So...
**[14:37] nag**
Hayate!
**[14:41] hay**
What is it, Ojou-sama?
**[14:49] nag**
H-Hayate?
**[14:52] hay**
Yes, Ojou-sama.
**[14:55] nag**
H-Haya-
**[15:00] nag**
Huh? What's wrong? Hayate?!
**[15:03] hay**
I'm so relieved. I was afraid I wouldn't be able see you anymore.
**[15:08] nag**
Ouch. Okay, okay, I get it. Hayate, you're squeezing me too tightly!
**[15:13] nag**
You... Where do you think you're touching me?!
**[15:17] nag**
You idiot, this isn't the time for this! We have to stop this spaceship!
**[15:22] hay**
Ah, you're right.
**[15:24] nag**
Let's find the control room.
**[15:26] hay**
Yes, once we're there, we should find out why this thing took off.
**[15:32] yuk**
I'm flying!
**[15:34] hay**
Sensei, what are you doing?!
**[15:36] hay**
Why are you here?!
**[15:38] yuk**
What? Well,
**[15:40] ---**
I was jealous of Hina going on vacation to the Shimoda hot springs...
**[15:42] yuk**
all by herself.
**[15:44] yuk**
So that's why I thought I'd hold my remedial classes here.
**[15:48] hay**
That's not what I'm talking about!
**[15:49] mik**
By the way, where's Yukiji gone?
**[15:51] mik**
I thought she was going to hold remedial classes in the spa.
**[15:55] izu**
She hopped into that UFO we found earlier.
**[15:58] ---**
She was going on about flying it or something.
**[16:01] ris**
So, she came all the way here to get better at being retarded.
**[16:05] nag**
Hayate, how do you stop this thing?!
**[16:08] hay**
I haven't a clue either.
**[16:10] may**
Leave the rest to me.
**[16:11] nag**
Maya!
**[16:12] hay**
You're that... Wait, how did you get here?!
**[16:16] hay**
Ah, I think I know.
**[16:19] may**
Yes. I'm crying on the inside.
**[16:21] may**
But I'm glad you're safe. Now, I can return in peace.
**[16:28] may**
Thank you.
**[16:34] hay**
I felt like I just heard a voice.
**[16:41] hay**
Huh? Where am I?
**[16:44] yuka**
You really will go anywhere when you're called.
**[16:49] hay**
It felt like an unknown voice just whispered to me.
**[16:53] yuka**
Even though she's stubborn and selfish...
**[16:56] ---**
even though she gets lonely and she's a crybaby...
**[16:59] yuka**
I can only watch over her now.
**[17:05] yuka**
Please take care of Nagi.
**[17:11] hay**
It felt like a grown-up version of Ojou-sama just smiled at me in my dream.
**[17:16] hay**
Ojou-sama?!
**[17:24] hay**
Huh? Why are we here?
**[17:39] hay**
Y-Yukariko Sanzenin?
**[17:47] nag**
This is my mother's grave.
**[17:50] nag**
Today's the anniversary of her death.
**[17:52] hay**
So, you didn't come to Shimoda to improve your figure after all?
**[17:56] nag**
That's what I've been telling you from the beginning!
**[17:58] hay**
But, why is her grave in Shimoda?
**[18:01] nag**
Apparently my mother and father had their honeymoon at the hot springs on Izu,
**[18:04] nag**
so those two had lots of memories of this place.
**[18:07] hay**
Why is a billionaire going on a honeymoon that sounds like a throwback from the Showa era?
**[18:11] nag**
My father had already passed on when I was old enough to realize,
**[18:15] nag**
so my mother was my whole world.
**[18:18] ---**
She promised me that...
**[18:20] ---**
once she had recovered, we'd come to this place of memories one day and look at the stars.
**[18:24] nag**
They released her from the hospital once,
**[18:26] ---**
but soon after, her condition worsened...
**[18:28] nag**
and we fought because we couldn't come here together.
**[18:31] ---**
I just laid into her...
**[18:34] nag**
My mother looked apologetic,
**[18:37] ---**
but I didn't think she'd die right away.
**[18:43] nag**
I wish we could have made up.
**[18:48] haya**
Um, Ojou-sama...
**[18:50] sak**
Too gloomy!
**[18:52] nag**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[18:54] ---**
I was having a somber moment just then!
**[18:57] sak**
Are you stupid?!
**[18:58] ---**
If you're sad like that on a beautiful day like this,
**[19:00] sak**
the sun will have no reason to rise!
**[19:02] nag**
Who cares about the freaking sun?!
**[19:04] mari**
Jeez, you two! I was worried about you.
**[19:07] hay**
Maria-san, Nishizawa-san and Hinagiku-san.
**[19:11] ---**
Why are you all here?
**[19:12] hin**
Isn't that obvious? We were asked to come and pick you up from here.
**[19:18] nis**
Huh? Who asked us to come here?
**[19:21] hin**
Huh?
**[19:22] mari**
Now you mention it...
**[19:23] mik**
Oh well, it doesn't matter!
**[19:25] ris**
Everyone has congregated and we're standing under cherry trees!
**[19:28] izu**
There's no other option - we must have a cherry blossom viewing party!
**[19:30] tor**
Hey, we're ready to get this party started! Get over here!
**[19:34] hat**
But, before that...
**[19:36] ---**
we should all place flowers on Yukariko's grave.
**[19:45] hay**
Everyone's really in the mood for this party.
**[19:49] nag**
That's fine. She enjoyed lively events.
**[19:53] nag**
Besides, she probably wanted...
**[19:58] ---**
to meet the friends I have now.
**[20:05] hay**
Ojou-sama, do you want to see your mother again?
**[20:10] nag**
I have all the money I could ever wish for,
**[20:13] nag**
and I'd imagine there aren't many things I can't buy.
**[20:17] nag**
But I already know that my mother will never return,
**[20:20] ---**
no matter how much money I have.
**[20:24] nag**
Though, I think there might be someone out there that doesn't know that.
**[20:32] hay**
By the way, I wonder where that alien went.
**[20:38] sak**
Isumi-san, what's that paper?
**[20:40] isu**
This? It's something Nagi drew a long time ago.
***SIGN*** Spaceship
***SIGN*** Crew
**[20:44] sak**
It's just as bad as all the others. Is that sci-fi?
**[20:48] nag**
I'm sure Maya made it safely to my mother's star.
**[20:55] nag**
Mother, eight years after you passed away, I've found someone I love.
**[21:02] nag**
We fight a lot, but we still manage to enjoy life somehow.
**[21:07] nag**
It looks like I won't be coming to you for a while, so please...
**[21:11] nag**
become a star, become the sky, and watch over me.
**[21:14] nag**
From now until the end of time.
**[21:19] nar**
And this person...
**[21:21] yuk**
What? Why am I here?
**[21:25] nag**
Hey, Hayate.
**[21:28] nag**
Maria's calling you.
**[21:31] nag**
She said something about heading back to Tokyo soon.
**[21:36] hay**
It's about Nagi Ojou-sama.
**[21:38] hay**
She regrets that she couldn't apologize to you.
**[21:43] hay**
So, if it's possible, could you visit her in her dreams just once?
**[21:51] hay**
I will protect her for the rest of my life,
**[21:54] hay**
so I want her wishes to come true as much as possible.
**[21:59] hay**
But it's not like I'm pampering her. I just want her to keep smiling.
**[22:08] nag**
You shouldn't ask dead people for impossible things.
**[22:11] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[22:12] nag**
If you keep that up, she won't stop at aliens next time.
**[22:20] nag**
Mother, I haven't had chance to introduce him. This is Hayate Ayasaki.
**[22:25] nag**
He's my new butler.
**[24:05] hay**
A lot has happened, so I'm really glad we made it back safely.
**[24:09] nag**
You said it.
**[24:10] nag**
So, about White Day... it's coming up soon...
**[24:12] hay**
Oh yeah, Valentine's Day was a month ago, wasn't it?
**[24:15] nag**
If you give me three times what I gave you, that'll be fine for me.
**[24:17] hay**
I thought I gave *you* chocolates...
**[24:19] nag**
That's not the point!
**[24:21] nag**
When I say three times, I mean it. You got that?!
**[24:24] hay**
If you multiply zero by three, it's still zero.
**[24:26] nag**
Don't blind me with logic!
**[24:28] nag**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day*.
**[24:31] hay**
Oh, I have to give something to Nishizawa-san as well!
# 18 - Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:31] narr**
Humans are creatures that find it difficult
to learn and understand things.
**[01:39] hay**
Are you listening, Nishizawa-san?
**[01:41] hay**
What do you want for White Day?
**[01:44] nis**
I don't need anything.
**[01:46] hay**
Huh?
**[01:47] nis**
I don't need anything anymore.
**[01:49] nis**
I mean, I've already got enough.
**[01:58] nar/os**
That's what she said...
**[02:06] nis**
But...
**[02:09] nis**
I think... I'd still like *something*...
**[02:13] narr**
Humans are such greedy creatures!
**[02:17] nis**
Oops, I swallowed.
***SIGN*** Those Who Don't Give Up on White Day
**[02:24] hay**
Oh yeah. Today's White Day, isn't it?
**[02:31] hay**
Nishizawa-san told me she
didn't want anything,
**[02:36] hay**
but she's done a lot for me,
**[02:38] ---**
so I should repay her somehow.
**[02:41] hay**
But, what kind of present should I get her?
**[02:46] hay**
I haven't got a clue what to give her...
**[02:48] hay**
Ojou-sama, is there anything you'd like?
**[02:52] hay**
I mean, what would make you happy?
**[02:55] nagi**
Hm? Let's see...
**[02:59] ---**
A drill.
**[03:00] hay**
What?
**[03:00] nag**
You know, a drill. It'd be the first
piece to go on my robot.
**[03:04] hay**
Um, by the way, it's Monday.
Why aren't you at school?
**[03:08] nag**
Yes, if I had a drill, it'd be able to move.
**[03:12] hay**
Oh dear. I guess I'll have to ask
someone a little more reliable.
**[03:19] hin**
Miki, here you go.
**[03:24] hin**
What's this?
**[03:26] hina**
What do you mean by that?
**[03:27] ---**
It's White Day. You gave me
chocolates. Remember?
**[03:31] hina**
That's repayment. They're nothing special.
Just some cookies I baked myself.
**[03:35] mik**
A-Ah, I see! Well, thank you for
baking them for me, I guess.
**[03:39] st1**
What? No fair!
**[03:41] st2**
I want some cookies from her!
**[03:44] girls**
Me too!
**[03:46] girls**
Me first!
**[03:47] hin**
Okay, okay!
**[03:49] hin**
If you really want some,
you can have some.
**[03:51] hin**
Form an orderly queue!
**[03:55] hin**
So, it's White Day, huh?
**[03:58] hin**
Why am I handing out cookies anyway?
**[04:01] hin**
Aren't girls supposed to
*receive* them?
**[04:11] hin**
Because I didn't give chocolates to anyone,
there's no way I would ever get a gift.
**[04:19] hin**
Wow, those cookies look so adorable!
**[04:22] hin**
I'd imagine you'd feel on top of the world
if a boy you like gave you those.
**[04:27] hay**
Hinagiku-san.
**[04:29] hin**
Ah, Hayate-kun.
**[04:31] hay**
Thank you again for the other day.
**[04:33] ---**
Your help was invaluable.
**[04:35] hin**
Help? I didn't really do anything.
**[04:39] hay**
Oh, but thanks to you...
**[04:41] hay**
I had a chance to have a longer chat
with Nishizawa-san as well.
**[04:53] hin**
I see. That's good!
**[04:55] hin**
You have to treat her well!
She's a very nice girl!
**[04:59] hay**
Absolutely. I actually need
you advice on something.
**[05:02] hay**
I was thinking about getting Nishizawa-san something
in return for the Valentine's chocolates she gave me,
**[05:06] hay**
but I'm not sure what to get her.
**[05:08] hay**
It's also my way of saying thanks for saving
Ojou-sama, so it's nothing deep, but...
**[05:14] hay**
Um, Hinagiku-san?
**[05:16] hin**
Huh?
**[05:17] hin**
Oh, sorry, the present.
**[05:20] hin**
Isn't it tradition to give a girl cookies?
**[05:23] hin**
You know, something cute like that?
**[05:28] hay**
Ah, you mean something like those?
**[05:35] hin**
Yeah...
**[05:37] hin**
I reckon any girl would love
receiving those cookies.
**[05:42] hay**
You think so? Thank you
so much, Hinagiku-san!
**[05:45] hin**
Good luck.
**[05:46] hin**
And don't tell her that I helped
you pick the present.
**[05:50] hay**
Oh, why's that?
**[05:53] hin**
Hayate-kun, have some discretion!
**[05:56] hay**
What?
**[05:57] hin**
In any case, you have to tell her that you
picked it out yourself, you got that?!
**[06:02] hay**
Sure thing...
**[06:03] hin**
You got that?
**[06:04] hay**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[06:12] hin**
Well, I guess I have no right to
expect to get anything back...
**[06:14] hin**
considering I didn't give anyone
any chocolates...
**[06:18] hin**
But, if I had given him those chocolates
back then, would I have...
**[06:23] hin**
Y-Yeah right!
**[06:25] hin**
Being gloomy's not gonna get me anywhere!
**[06:28] hin**
I didn't have a chance to talk to her
about Hayate-kun in Shimoda,
**[06:31] hin**
but seeing how Ayumu gave
me chocolates and all,
**[06:34] ---**
I can use these White Day
cookies I prepared...
**[06:39] hin**
as an excuse to talk to her!
**[06:41] narr**
The phone you have dialed
is currently FUBAR'd.
**[06:44] narr**
You can find out the reason for
it being FUBAR'd in Episode 15.
**[06:48] narr**
You can't leave a message either.
**[06:50] narr**
Please either hang up or freak out.
***SIGN*** Hang up Freak out
**[06:54] hin**
What the hell's this about?!
**[06:57] hin**
Hang up or freak out? Are you kidding me?!
**[07:00] narr**
She freaked out.
**[07:03] hay**
Okay, now I have a present for her.
**[07:06] hay**
I just have to fill it with thoughts of gratitude
and give it to Nishizawa-san!
**[07:09] narr**
But, how will you do that exactly?
**[07:12] hay**
Now you mention that, what
should I say when I give it to her?
**[07:16] hay**
Wait a minute... how am I going
to give them to her anyway?
**[07:18] hay**
Do I ask her to meet me?
**[07:20] hay**
Do I wait for her somewhere?
**[07:22] hay**
What's this?
**[07:24] hay**
I'm getting nervous here.
**[07:26] ---**
This is bad. Calm down.
***SIGN*** Sneaking
**[07:30] nis**
Why's Hayate-kun here? And
what's that in his hands?
**[07:36] nis**
Could it be a White Day present for me?
**[07:39] nis**
No, it can't be.
**[07:41] nis**
But maybe...
**[07:43] nis**
I guess I should say something.
Like "Hey" or something...
**[07:49] hay**
A-All right. At times like this, you
have to practice. Practice!
**[07:56] hay**
Be still, heart, and... and...
**[08:00] both**
R-Right! I'm just going to do it! Go me!
**[08:04] hay**
Please accept this!
**[08:10] hay**
Why is Maria-san here of all places?!
**[08:14] mar**
Oh, these cookies are so cute.
**[08:17] mar**
Thank you. But, what's
going on, Hayate-kun?
**[08:21] mar**
This is awfully thoughtful of you.
**[08:23] hay**
Um, well...
**[08:24] mar**
You could have just given these...
**[08:27] mar**
to me in the mansion instead of out here.
**[08:30] ---**
Or were you too embarrassed to do that?
**[08:33] mar**
You can be pretty cute sometimes, Hayate-kun.
**[08:40] mar**
Well, I'm heading back home now.
**[08:43] ---**
Don't stay out too late.
**[08:46] hay**
Um... okay.
**[08:50] nar**
He couldn't tell her that
he'd made a mistake.
**[08:54] hay**
This is bad. I just made a huge mistake.
**[08:58] hay**
I don't have any money left either.
**[09:00] ---**
I can't even buy ingredients to
make something myself...
**[09:03] hay**
Oh man, what should I do?
***SIGN*** Ran into each other
**[09:15] hay**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[09:16] nis**
Oh my, what a coincidence, Hayate-kun!
**[09:19] hay**
What should I do?! I didn't
think I'd meet her here!
**[09:23] hay**
Oh no! As a man, I have
to go through with this!
**[09:26] hay**
I have no choice...
**[09:28] hay**
Please come to this park
at six o'clock tonight!
**[09:32] hay**
There's something I'd like to give you!
**[09:35] nis**
What? S-Sure! Gotcha!
**[09:37] hay**
You have to come, no matter what!
**[09:41] nis**
Okay, don't you worry about that!
**[09:43] narr**
They tried the shouting approach.
**[09:48] nag**
Hey, Maria.
**[09:50] nag**
Do we have any snacks?
**[09:52] mar**
Oh, what perfect timing.
**[09:55] ---**
Hayate-kun gave me some
White Day cookies.
**[09:59] mar**
Let's eat them together, Nagi.
**[10:01] nag**
Oh great! That's our Hayate for you!
**[10:10] hay**
How did this happen? Now I can't
even face Hinagiku-san.
***SIGN*** Ran into each other
**[10:18] hay**
Whoa! Hinagiku-san?!
**[10:21] narr**
The tribulations of White
Day are far from over!
**[10:36] hay**
Hinagiku-san... what are you doing here?
**[10:39] hin**
This is my jogging route.
**[10:43] hin**
What are *you* doing
in a place like this?
**[10:47] hay**
Uh, well... that is to say...
**[10:49] hay**
This is bad! If Hinagiku-san finds out...
**[10:52] hay**
that I lost Nishizawa-san's present...
**[10:56] ---**
she'll be angry at me again!
**[10:59] nar**
This is exactly how a child reacts when
they don't want their mother...
**[11:03] nar**
to find out about their bad test score.
**[11:06] hin**
Well, whatever. I'll just get going then.
**[11:10] hay**
Yeah. Good luck, Hinagiku-san!
**[11:14] hin**
But I'm glad.
**[11:15] hay**
About what?
**[11:17] hin**
It looks like you were able to give
her that present after all.
**[11:21] hay**
Gulp!
**[11:26] hin**
Hayate-kun? Why did you gulp just now?
**[11:30] hay**
Oh, that? That was nothing. Um...
**[11:33] narr**
His mother found out about
his bad test score.
**[11:42] hin**
What? You were practicing
giving her the present...
**[11:46] hin**
and then accidentally gave
it to someone else?
**[11:49] hay**
That's about the long and short of it, yeah.
**[11:53] hin**
Hayate-kun, does your clumsiness
know no bounds?
**[11:55] hay**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
**[11:58] hay**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!
**[11:58] hin**
Besides, all you had to do was
tell her it was a mistake.
**[12:01] hin**
Why can't you even say something
like that? Huh?!
**[12:04] hin**
Hayate-kun, why are you like
this every single time?!
**[12:08] hin**
Geez. Why am I in love with this guy?
**[12:12] hin**
You don't have to apologize to me.
**[12:16] hin**
Anyway, there's nothing you can do!
**[12:17] hin**
You'll have to buy another gift basket.
**[12:19] hay**
That's true, but...
**[12:22] hin**
But?
**[12:23] hay**
I don't have money and...
**[12:28] hin**
I'm not lending you any.
**[12:29] hay**
I wouldn't ask you for that in my dreams!
**[12:33] hin**
Besides, what do you mean
you don't have any money?
**[12:36] hin**
You're working as a butler, so
I'm sure you have a salary.
**[12:41] hay**
Well, most of what I earn
goes towards my debt,
**[12:46] hay**
and while I do have a little
bit of cash left over,
**[12:49] ---**
I've been spending quite a lot lately.
**[12:53] hin**
Quite a lot?
**[12:54] hin**
Does that mean...
**[12:56] narr**
That's right.
**[12:57] ---**
The milk for the kitten,
**[12:58] narr**
the ingredients for Hinagiku's
homemade cookies-
**[13:01] ---**
Hayate paid for all of that.
**[13:04] narr**
And on top of that, he bought
stuff like this as well.
**[13:09] hin**
I don't believe it.
**[13:10] ---**
So, does that mean you were
buying presents for people...
**[13:12] hin**
even though you hardly
had any money at all?
**[13:13] hay**
Uh, well...
**[13:16] hin**
If you're too kind, you just become a tool.
**[13:19] hay**
You're so right...
**[13:22] hin**
Never mind. Follow me.
**[13:25] hin**
In order to correct your
impossible personality,
**[13:29] hin**
you'll have to pay me back with your body!
**[13:31] hay**
What? With my body?
**[13:33] hin**
Just don't go there, you got that?
**[13:40] hay**
This is a café?
***SIGN*** Cafe Acorn
**[13:45] hin**
Are you in?
**[13:46] mas**
Oh, Hinagiku-chan! Welcome.
**[13:48] hin**
Hey boss.
**[13:53] mas**
Oh.
**[13:55] mas**
It's a rare sight to see you bringing
your boyfriend here.
**[13:58] hin**
He's not my boyfriend, he's just in my class!
**[14:02] mas**
Yeah, yeah. Do you want the usual blend?
**[14:05] hin**
I'm actually only here to use the kitchen.
**[14:08] hin**
My friend here is going
to bake some cookies.
**[14:11] mas**
Boy... friend?
**[14:12] hin**
Ah man, do we have to do this every time?!
**[14:16] mas**
Anyway, I didn't know you had such a handsome
boy in your circle of friends.
**[14:22] hay**
Oh, my name's Hayate Ayasaki.
**[14:25] mas**
I'm the manager of this place, Hokuto Kaga.
**[14:28] mas**
Hinagiku-chan and I go way back.
**[14:31] mas**
Speaking of which, you need to
come and help out some time.
**[14:33] hin**
I'll come by when I'm on vacation.
**[14:36] hin**
But Hayate-kun...
**[14:37] hay**
Yes?
**[14:38] hin**
We can use any ingredients
in the store, right?
**[14:41] mas**
Of course.
**[14:42] hay**
What?! No, this is too much!
**[14:45] hay**
You're even getting the ingredients
together for me!
**[14:48] hin**
It's not for you. There's someone who's
waiting for your present, right?
**[14:55] hin**
I don't want to see them be sad.
**[15:03] hay**
Okay. Hinagiku-san, I'll do this.
**[15:07] hin**
Yes, get on with it. I'm going
home, so do your best.
**[15:23] hin**
I guess I'm not in a position
to lecture Hayate-kun...
**[15:28] hay**
I only have two hours left, but I'm going...
**[15:32] hay**
to pour all my feelings for Nishizawa-san into
this bowl and make her some cookies!
**[15:37] mas**
Well, I'm going to tend shop.
**[15:40] mas**
Hayate-kun, was it? Make yourself at home.
**[15:43] hay**
Thank you. I'll try and make sure I don't
get in the way of your business.
**[15:47] mas**
Don't sweat it.
**[15:49] ---**
We don't get many customers
this time of year.
**[15:51] mas**
And even if they do drop in,
they only want coffee.
**[15:54] mas**
That's the kind of café this is.
**[15:56] hay**
I see... Then...
**[15:59] guy**
Hey! Is this the café where you
make some good sushi?!
**[16:02] guy2**
Bring me katsudon, *pronto*!
**[16:05] guy3**
I need ramen! Quick, get me some ramen!
**[16:14] nag**
But come to think of it, why did Hayate
give you White Day cookies anyway?
**[16:20] mar**
Why?
**[16:23] nag**
I mean, like me, you received chocolates
on Valentine's from Hayate.
**[16:28] nag**
Shouldn't it be you who's
giving him something?
**[16:32] mar**
I guess you're right.
**[16:35] nag**
I get a feeling that he's being dragged into
an unfortunate sequence of events again.
**[16:44] hay**
Beef stroganoff, miso mackerel set meal,
oyakodon, BLT - all done!
**[16:49] mas**
I'm so sorry for making you help out.
**[16:53] hay**
Oh, this is easy!
**[16:55] mas**
This place doesn't usually get this full...
**[16:59] hay**
Well, with the recession we're in,
it can only be a good thing.
**[17:05] hay**
But I'm meeting her at six.
**[17:08] hay**
This is really gonna be pushing it...
**[17:16] nis**
I didn't feel confident enough
to wear cute clothes,
**[17:19] nis**
so I just threw my uniform on,
but that's not weird, is it?
**[17:24] nis**
But I guess we humans really
are greedy after all.
**[17:28] nis**
I mean, I said I didn't want anything, but
I ended up wanting something anyway.
**[17:32] old**
I thought I taught you that people who can't
sort out their emotions are worthless!
**[17:41] nis**
Who...
**[17:43] ---**
are you?
**[17:45] mas**
I need a beef stew and a big
portion of curry rice next!
**[17:47] mas**
Plus another honey toast and a salad!
**[17:49] hay**
Roger!
**[17:52] hay**
If I run I can still make it in time, but
at this rate, I can't just up and leave.
**[17:58] hay**
Damn. Why does this always happen
to me? Why am I always...
**[18:05] hin**
Maybe you're cursed.
**[18:09] hay**
Hinagiku-san!
**[18:11] hay**
And Maria-san?!
**[18:12] mar**
Sheesh, I was wondering what
you were up to, Hayate-kun.
**[18:16] hin**
I met her over there, so I brought her over.
**[18:19] hin**
So, you gave the cookies to Maria-san, huh?
**[18:22] hin**
Why didn't you just say something?
**[18:25] hay**
Um, well...
**[18:28] hin**
Anyway, leave this to us and
take your cookies to her.
**[18:37] mar**
You can consider this my repayment
for Valentine's.
**[18:44] hay**
Maria-san, Hinagiku-san.
**[18:47] hin**
Besides, I think the store will return
to normal once you leave.
**[18:51] hin**
It's never had this large a turnover before.
**[18:55] hay**
I'm sorry. I'm always causing trouble.
**[18:57] mas**
I need a Caesar salad, a whole bream
sashimi, and... some roast beef!
**[19:02] hin**
Sure thing.
**[19:03] mar**
I've never cooked in a place like
this. This is a new challenge.
**[19:08] hin**
We'll be fine, so just get going.
**[19:11] hay**
Okay. Thank you!
**[19:16] mar**
Okay, so that's the Caesar salad, the whole
bream sashimi and the roast beef done.
**[19:20] hin**
Already?!
**[19:27] nis**
It's almost six. I wonder if Hayate-kun
will really show up.
**[19:33] hay**
Nishizawa-san!
**[19:37] nis**
Hayate-kun!
**[19:39] hay**
Um, you said you didn't want anything
in return for Valentine's,
**[19:45] hay**
but you saved Ojou-sama and
did all those other things too.
**[19:52] hay**
And I was happy when you gave me
the chocolates on Valentine's...
**[19:58] hay**
so I put all of those feelings
into these for you...
**[20:03] nis**
Thanks.
**[20:10] nis**
Right now, just the thought you put
into this makes me happy.
**[20:15] nis**
Thank you, Hayate-kun.
**[20:28] hin**
Today was pretty eventful. I'm beat.
**[20:34] hin**
This was the right thing
to do though, wasn't it?
**[20:41] hin**
Man, I don't care anymore. I'm
just going home to sleep.
**[20:48] mar**
I'm back.
**[20:50] nag**
Oh, Maria. I'm hungry, please throw
something together, stat.
**[20:55] mar**
Sure, I'll make whatever you want!
**[20:59] nag**
Huh? Where's Hayate? I thought
you went to pick him up.
**[21:04] mar**
Oh, Hayate-kun had an
errand he had to run.
**[21:11] hay**
Hinagiku-san.
**[21:14] hin**
Hayate-kun?
**[21:15] hin**
Huh? What are you doing here?
**[21:19] hay**
I just wanted to give you these
before the end of the day.
**[21:25] hay**
I didn't get any chocolates
from you on Valentine's,
**[21:29] hay**
but you're always getting me out of fixes.
**[21:40] hay**
It would mean a lot to me
if you accepted them...
**[21:54] hin**
Were you planning on repaying me for all I did
for you with just a single bag of cookies?
**[21:59] hay**
What?! No! I-I didn't... That's not...
**[22:02] hin**
I'm just kidding. I'll happily accept them.
**[22:07] hay**
Oh, thank god.
**[22:09] narr**
That's right, humans are creatures that find
it difficult to learn and understand things.
**[22:15] hin**
In return, I'll give you chocolates
for Valentine's next year.
**[22:18] hay**
What?!
**[22:19] hin**
You idiot, it would be the obligatory kind!
The kind without any deeper meaning!
**[22:24] hay**
I know.
**[22:25] narr**
That's why they make mistakes.
**[22:27] narr**
That's why they laugh and
cry... and fall in love.
**[24:05] hay**
Ojou-sama, the next episode will mark
the beginning of spring break.
**[24:07] nag**
You idiot! This isn't the place
to talk about seasons!
**[24:11] nag**
People who see these episodes on their DVR or DVD
won't be able to tell if you're talking about...
**[24:13] nag**
the season in the show or
the season when it aired.
**[24:16] hay**
Oh, you're right. I'll rephrase that:
**[24:18] hay**
The next episode will mark the beginning
of spring break in the show.
**[24:21] hay**
Do you have any plans for
spring break in the show?
**[24:23] nag**
That's even more confusing.
**[24:26] nag**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler
will be entitled *Aim for the King*.
**[24:29] nag**
Hayate, I'm going to improve my lifestyle.
**[24:31] hay**
Ojou-sama, I think you just said
something unbelievable!
# 19 - Aim for the King!
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***SIGN*** Sometimes, she regrets her lifestyle.
**[01:49] nag**
They say "In spring, one may sleep a
sleep that knows no dawn."
**[01:52] nag**
I've been waking up past noon every
day since spring break started...
**[01:56] nag**
Hayate and Maria
are unbelievable.
**[01:59] nag**
They took me literally when I told them
to let me sleep in over spring break,
**[02:03] nag**
and haven't woken me once!
**[02:06] nar**
Actually, Hayate and Maria have
been waking her every day,
**[02:10] nar**
but Nagi never bothers to get up.
**[02:12] nag**
I've been hiding away
at home every day,
**[02:15] nag**
playing games, reading manga,
watching anime, and sleeping.
**[02:18] nag**
Playing games, reading manga,
watching anime, and sleeping.
**[02:21] nag**
This kind of lifestyle
feels kinda...
**[02:24] nag**
kinda... somehow bad!
**[02:27] nar**
It's not just somehow
bad... it's really bad!
***SIGN*** Sometimes, she regrets her lifestyle.
**[02:40] nag**
Today - no, starting from today,
**[02:43] nag**
I'm going to live a decent life...
**[02:45] ---**
and be an upstanding citizen!
**[02:47] nar**
The discarded pajamas.
**[02:52] nar**
The discarded, crumpled-up pajamas.
***SIGN*** Aim for the King
**[03:06] mar**
Hayate-kun! Behind you!
**[03:19] hay**
That was close.
**[03:21] mar**
But I think I heard something break...
**[03:31] hay**
What? Buy a new cellphone?
**[03:34] mar**
Yes, it'll be inconvenient
if you don't have one.
**[03:37] hay**
Sorry.
**[03:38] mar**
Besides, Nagi isn't getting
up anyway,
**[03:41] ---**
so it'll be best if you
head off now.
**[03:43] nag**
Who isn't getting up?
**[03:45] hay**
Oh, Ojou-sama.
**[03:46] mar**
Oh, Nagi, you're up early today.
**[03:49] hay**
Did you have trouble
getting to sleep?
**[03:50] nag**
Is that really what you ask someone
who got out of bed past noon?
**[03:54] nag**
By the way, where are you going
to buy your cellphone, Hayate?
**[03:57] hay**
Probably the electronics warehouse I always go to,
by the west exit of Shinjuku station.
**[04:04] nag**
Shinjuku, huh?
**[04:06] nag**
Okay! Take me with you!
**[04:13] mar**
What's going on?
**[04:13] ---**
Good question.
**[04:15] hay**
Today's not April Fool's
Day, you know...
**[04:17] nag**
I know!
**[04:18] nag**
I'm turning over a new leaf!
**[04:21] nag**
In other words, I'm a
brand new Nagi...
**[04:23] ---**
NAGI 3-6-0 Elite!
**[04:26] nag**
What's with those expressions?!
Anyway, let's get going!
**[04:35] nag**
It's pretty huge...
**[04:37] hay**
Well, of course. It's one of
the largest in the city.
***SIGN*** Bic Camera
**[04:59] nag**
Hayate, there are lots
of people here.
**[05:01] ---**
Do something about it.
**[05:02] hay**
I don't think I can...
**[05:04] nag**
But you know, seeing
this many people...
**[05:07] ---**
makes you realize just
how small you are,
**[05:09] nag**
even when you're not the heroine of a light novel.
**[05:11] hay**
Yes, I suppose you're right.
**[05:16] nag**
But these warehouse
stores are amazing.
**[05:20] nag**
I had heard of them before, but never realized
everything was so cheap here!
**[05:25] hay**
You really think so?
**[05:26] nag**
So, this is one of those famous
one million yen stores.
**[05:29] nag**
Everything costs a bargain-basement
million yen.
**[05:33] hay**
It's only bargain-basement if
your last name is Gates...
**[05:36] hay**
But, don't you do your
shopping online?
**[05:40] ---**
So you should know how
much things cost, right?
**[05:43] nag**
Wait... you can see the prices
when you shop online?
**[05:46] hay**
You don't even see them
when you shop?!
**[05:50] hay**
Well, I'm going to go and buy
a cellphone over there.
**[05:54] nag**
All right, I'll come with you.
**[06:00] sal**
I recommend our Unlimited Talk 8 package.
**[06:04] ---**
Does that interest you?
**[06:05] hay**
Yes.
**[06:06] sal**
Great! Please fill out this form.
**[06:11] hay**
Okay.
**[06:16] hay**
Oh wow, I didn't know
it could do that.
**[06:19] sal**
Do you have any ID on you?
**[06:21] hay**
Is a student ID okay?
**[06:29] nag**
Um...
**[06:30] hay**
You can take a look
around if you like.
**[06:39] hay**
It's not like she's Isumi-san,
**[06:42] ---**
so with me here, it's not
like Ojou-sama...
**[06:44] hay**
will get lost the moment
she walks off...
**[06:45] sal**
Excuse me, but your friend seems
to have disappeared already...
**[06:49] hay**
What?
**[06:52] ---**
Huh?
**[06:57] ---**
Hey.
**[07:09] nag**
Hayate...
**[07:11] ---**
got lost.
**[07:15] nag**
Jeez, what's with that guy?
**[07:16] ---**
I've told him over and over again
to make sure he doesn't get lost.
***SIGN*** Lost Children
**[07:23] nag**
I guess I should go find him.
**[07:25] nag**
Excuse me, my friend is lost...
**[07:27] wom**
Hello, little girl, are you lost?
**[07:32] nag**
Huh? What? I'm not lost! I'm not
the one who's lost but...
**[07:37] wom**
There, there. I'll use the P.A.
to call your guardian, okay?
**[07:41] wom**
What's your name, little girl?
**[07:45] wom**
This is a lost child announcement: Nagi Sanzenin,
a little girl with blond pigtails, is...
**[07:50] nag**
No! I'm not the one who's lost!
**[07:53] sal**
Um...
***SIGN*** Lost Children
**[07:58] wom**
Can you wait in here until
you're picked up please?
**[08:01] nag**
I told you, I'm not the
one who's lost!
**[08:03] wom**
Yes, yes. Just wait here
for a while, okay?
**[08:04] nag**
It's my friend who got lost!
**[08:07] nag**
Jeez, what's with this place?!
**[08:10] kid1**
Oh, a newcomer.
**[08:14] kid1**
Welcome to Hell's Avalon.
**[08:17] ---**
This is the dark corner
of the world.
**[08:20] kid3**
What's a pretty little flower like
you doin' in a place like this?
**[08:25] nag**
I-It's not like I'm here because
I wanted to be.
**[08:28] nag**
Just so you know, I'm not lost!
**[08:30] ---**
I was brought here by mistake!
**[08:33] kid1**
Yeah, everyone says that
when they first get here.
**[08:37] kid1**
Hey Johnny, why are you here?
**[08:40] kid2**
I was brought here by mistake.
**[08:44] nag**
What's wrong with them?
**[08:46] kid1**
Bein' lost's nothin' to
be ashamed of.
**[08:50] ---**
Even for a...
**[08:52] kid1**
"big girl" like you.
**[08:55] kid3**
Don't worry.
**[08:57] ---**
It's rare to get lost at your age,
**[08:59] ---**
but you need some blemishes
on your record, y'know?
**[09:03] nag**
You little brats....
**[09:07] nag**
Fine!
**[09:08] ---**
Since you asked for it, let's battle!
**[09:10] nag**
I'll crush you all!
**[09:14] kid1**
Th-That's...
**[09:16] ---**
The game that's become so popular
with kids and adults alike...
**[09:19] kid1**
that it's becoming a
national pastime!
**[09:22] kid3**
The Hayate the Combat Butler
trading card game!
**[09:26] kids**
This is clearly just an ad!
**[09:29] nag**
Let's go!
**[09:32] kid2**
You'll regret this.
**[09:38] kids**
Duel... Start!
***SIGN*** Nagi vs. The Bad Kids
**[09:54] kid1**
My turn!
**[09:57] kid1**
Draw!
**[10:00] kid1**
What luck!
**[10:01] kid1**
From my hand, I summon Miki Hanabishi,
Izumi Segawa, Risa Asakaze,
**[10:05] kid1**
and Hinagiku Katsura!
**[10:10] kid1**
Which means that the Student Council
Members Combo is *activating*!
**[10:17] kid1**
My turn is finished.
**[10:19] nag**
Not bad.
**[10:22] ---**
Now it's my turn.
**[10:24] nag**
Draw!
**[10:25] nag**
From my hand, I summon Nagi
Sanzenin and Hayate Ayasaki!
**[10:29] nag**
I set down a trap card here...
**[10:35] ---**
and use Hayate's Butler Attack!
**[10:37] kid1**
I was waiting for you to do that!
**[10:39] kid1**
I cosplay summon Proud Student
Council President!
**[10:47] kid1**
Hinagiku Katsura's attack
power is now 8500!
**[10:52] nag**
So what? My attack's
not over yet.
**[10:55] nag**
I cosplay summon too!
**[11:01] nag**
Three-Thousand Nagi!
Attack power: 7500!
**[11:06] nag**
This card allows you
to attack again...
**[11:08] nag**
if you defeat your opponent,
and a character card...
**[11:11] ---**
is on the top of your deck!
**[11:12] kid1**
But my attack power is higher!
**[11:15] nag**
And now, I activate my trap card:
**[11:19] nag**
I Will Protect Ojou-sama!
**[11:22] ---**
Three-Thousand Nagi's attack
power is boosted...
**[11:24] nag**
by 5000!
**[11:26] nag**
Go, Galaxy Magical! Destroy!
**[11:33] nag**
Draw! Character Card!
**[11:36] nag**
Draw! Character Card!
**[11:40] nag**
Draw! Character Card!
**[11:43] nag**
Draw! Character Card!
**[11:48] nag**
It's always my turn!
**[11:55] nar**
Please note that we broadcasted
this using the original rules.
**[12:02] hay**
Excuse me, I'm here to
pick up a lost girl.
**[12:06] wom**
Ah yes, thanks.
**[12:09] hay**
Is she inside?
**[12:10] wom**
Yes, she's playing at the moment.
**[12:14] hay**
Playing?
**[12:18] kid1**
Wow, Chief, you have
so many rare cards!
**[12:21] kid2**
Can we really keep them?
**[12:24] nag**
Yeah, sure.
**[12:25] kid3**
Awesome! Hooray for our chief!
**[12:28] nag**
Well, as your leader, it's
the least I can do...
**[12:31] hay**
Hello, Miss Leader. I've
come to pick you up.
**[12:35] nag**
H-H-Hayate?! When did you...
**[12:41] hay**
But I didn't think
that little kids...
**[12:43] ---**
would like you so much that...
**[12:46] hay**
you'd make them call
you their chief.
**[12:48] nag**
No, I... They did that
on their own!
**[12:51] kid1**
What? But you said,
"Just call me chief."
**[12:55] nag**
Idiot! No! It wasn't like that!
***SIGN*** Sometimes, she regrets her lifestyle.
**[13:03] hay**
You don't have to be ashamed.
**[13:05] hay**
I think that's the first time I've
ever seen you so lively.
**[13:09] nag**
I already told you that you've
got it all wrong!
**[13:13] hay**
Thanks to you, chief, I was able
to buy a new cellphone.
**[13:18] nag**
Like I said!
**[13:20] ---**
It didn't go that way. It was...
**[13:22] narr**
Nagi thought that she should...
**[13:26] ---**
lead a more serious life.
***SIGN*** March 29th
**[13:40] sak**
My birthday is April 3rd.
**[13:44] hay**
Oh, really?
**[13:45] sak**
So, you didn't know after all.
**[13:48] ---**
It's coming up fast. I'm counting
on you, so don't forget about it.
**[13:52] hay**
Oh...
**[13:54] ---**
But I don't have enough money to
buy anything you'd actually like.
**[13:58] sak**
I wasn't expecting anything
special from you anyway.
**[14:01] sak**
All I want is for you to put
your heart into it...
**[14:05] sak**
and make me bust
my gut laughing.
**[14:10] hay**
Umm, your girlish expression...
**[14:13] hay**
didn't really suit what
you just said.
**[14:15] sak**
Really? I didn't think so.
**[14:19] sak**
All I need is someone
to make me laugh.
**[14:21] ---**
I don't really need anything else.
**[14:23] sak**
So I'm relying on you,
**[14:24] ---**
Mr. Protagonist of the Butler Comedy
about love and blood.
**[14:28] hay**
I don't think that's something
I want to be responsible for...
**[14:31] nar**
There's someone else...
**[14:33] ---**
who's also under the same
kind of pressure.
**[14:37] wat**
"Make me laugh!" she says.
It's easy for her to say,
**[14:40] ---**
but what does she expect
every year?
**[14:43] sak**
You say that, but you do put a
lot of effort into it every year.
**[14:45] wat**
Well, out of my four
childhood friends,
**[14:48] ---**
she's done the most for me, so...
**[14:50] wat**
But, a one hit KO would be...
**[15:00] wat**
I am di*vine*, but I have no grapes...
**[15:09] sak**
Oh, that's hilarious.
**[15:12] sak**
You took a staple of the pun
world and changed it,
**[15:14] ---**
and because you changed it, you
gave it a 21st Century twist!
**[15:18] sak**
That was so good.
**[15:19] wat**
I'm going for a walk.
**[15:23] sak**
Ah, but Master! It was funny!
Honest! It really was funny, Master!
**[15:29] nar**
Meanwhile, back at the
Sanzenin manor...
**[15:35] nag**
Hm, making Sakuya laugh
for her birthday, huh?
**[15:38] hay**
Yes. What should I do?
**[15:41] nag**
That's a pretty difficult question.
**[15:44] nag**
However, I believe that
laughter comes...
**[15:46] ---**
from observational comedy.
**[15:49] hay**
Observational comedy?
**[15:51] nag**
Yes! Therefore, if you go out
and observe funny people...
**[15:54] ---**
that should make you laugh!
**[15:56] hay**
I see! Funny people!
**[16:09] mar**
Um, I get the odd feeling that I'm
getting some unwanted looks...
**[16:14] hay**
No, it's nothing!
**[16:16] nag**
That's right! Just carry
on as usual!
**[16:21] mar**
Really? Okay then...
**[16:28] hay**
But stalking someone just
to watch them is a bit...
**[16:32] nag**
You're right.
**[16:34] ---**
Maybe nothing will happen
if we just observe her.
**[16:39] nag**
So, that's why I've prepared these Sunday boxes with
objects in them that might get Maria...
**[16:42] nag**
to do something funny.
***SIGN*** Sunday
**[16:45] hay**
Who prepared those boxes?
**[16:48] hay**
Hm, let's go with the first one.
**[16:50] nag**
Okay! Open the box!
**[16:56] hay**
What's this?
**[16:57] nag**
A slapstick paper fan?
**[16:58] sak**
I think that means you're supposed to interject with that.
**[17:01] hay**
Oh, Sakuya-san.
**[17:03] ---**
Wait?! I'm supposed to
hit her with this?!
**[17:05] nag**
I see! She means that, in comedy,
you need a straight man too.
**[17:09] sak**
Exactly. When the comic says something dumb,
you have to interject with all your might.
**[17:12] sak**
If you hold back when you're interjecting,
it'll kill the comedy.
**[17:16] hay**
Hold on. If I interject like
that, she'll kill me!
**[17:20] nag**
You'll be fine, Hayate.
**[17:22] ---**
Even Maria will laugh and
forgive you for this...
**[17:26] nag**
if you do it right.
**[17:28] sak**
Yeah, you've got nothing
to worry about...
**[17:31] ---**
unless you don't do it right.
**[17:34] hay**
I don't know how you're
meant to do it...
**[17:37] nag**
Let's get cracking then, Hayate!
**[17:39] sak**
Good luck!
**[17:41] hay**
Are you serious?
**[17:43] nar**
He can't resist the flow of events, and so,
his dangerous mission begins.
**[17:50] mar**
Hayate-kun, please can
you clean over there?
**[17:54] hay**
Sure. No problem.
**[18:01] hay**
I'm supposed to interject when
she does something stupid, but...
**[18:13] hay**
I guess it's true that she's naturally
a bit of an airhead, but...
**[18:18] hay**
she's as much of a perfectionist as
Hinagiku-san, if not even more so.
**[18:22] hay**
I doubt she'll make a
mistake so easily...
**[18:28] hay**
Even the tune she hums is pleasant
and suits her cleaning regime...
**[18:34] hay**
Pleasant...
**[18:38] hay**
Th-This cool, pleasant song that
somehow stirs my heart...
**[18:43] hay**
Could it be...
**[18:44] nar**
It's a song from a legendary
giant mecha anime!
**[18:50] nar**
Each person alone can only be a flame,
**[18:52] nar**
but if two people get together,
**[18:54] nar**
it becomes a fierce blaze!
**[18:55] nar**
When Maria becomes a blaze,
she is invincible!
**[19:01] hay**
What a realistic heavenly voice.
**[19:04] ---**
But anyway, Maria-san, don't you
think that song's a bit old,
**[19:06] hay**
even though it's a masterpiece?
**[19:12] hay**
Should I do it?
**[19:13] ---**
Should I use the paper fan?
**[19:15] ---**
Should I slap her?!
**[19:18] hay**
I'm sure they're both watching
me from somewhere, so I...
**[19:23] hay**
I should...
**[19:26] hay**
Maria-san!
**[19:27] mar**
Yes?
**[19:28] hay**
What song are you humming?
**[19:33] mar**
Oh, Nagi was listening to it all
night long the other day.
**[19:37] mar**
I don't know what it is,
but it stuck with me.
**[19:41] mar**
It's probably a theme tune
for some anime series.
**[19:45] hay**
Phew! I'm so glad
I didn't go for it!
**[19:49] ---**
I was about to step on
a landmine there.
**[19:52] nag**
Comedy can be pretty
intense, can't it?
**[19:55] sak**
Yeah, what a fantastic
atmosphere!
**[19:59] sak**
But, at this rate, we
won't get anywhere.
**[20:02] hay**
She's right. We're not gonna
get anywhere like this.
**[20:05] hay**
I have to find her flaw and expose
it as soon as possible.
**[20:09] nag**
Come on!
**[20:11] sak**
Come on! Do something stupid!
**[20:14] hay**
Do it!
**[20:16] mar**
I wonder why I've suddenly got this feeling that there's
a really unpleasant aura floating around again...
**[20:23] mar**
What?
**[20:24] mar**
The window's broken.
**[20:27] ---**
Oh my, what should we do?
**[20:29] nag**
There it is! A natural airhead!
**[20:30] sak**
A pun!
**[20:32] hay**
Window!
**[20:33] hay**
Maria-san!
**[20:35] mar**
Yes?
**[20:49] nag**
Are you braindead?!
**[20:57] nag**
Man, I can't believe
Hayate sometimes!
**[21:05] nar**
What happened after that?
**[21:08] hay**
But man, I really drew
the short straw there.
**[21:12] sak**
But it was a riot in the end.
**[21:15] ---**
I'm satisfied.
**[21:18] sak**
Thanks, Hayate.
**[21:21] hay**
Sakuya-san...
**[21:24] sak**
Right. Good luck when the
real thing comes round!
**[21:27] hay**
What? The real thing?!
**[21:30] sak**
Well, today's March 29th.
***SIGN*** Today: March 29th
**[21:33] sak**
My birthday's on April
3rd, remember?
**[21:36] hay**
Oh, you're right!
**[21:38] sak**
I'm counting on you!
**[21:41] nag**
There are many forms of stand-up
comedy in the world,
**[21:44] nag**
but a straight man and a funny man duo
is pretty much the staple diet.
**[21:47] ---**
Okay, Isumi, be an airhead!
**[21:49] isu**
But I've never been the
funny man before...
**[21:53] nag**
Good job. Wataru, interject
with all your might!
**[22:00] wat**
Y-You...
**[22:08] nag**
Not enough anger!
**[22:09] nag**
You won't score any
laughs like that!
**[22:12] nag**
Right, Wataru, you're
the funny man next!
**[22:16] wat**
Why don't you give it a
try? I'll slap you good!
**[22:19] isu**
Wataru-kun, the timing of your
interjections is pretty poor.
**[22:28] nar**
Sakuya Aizawa, almost fourteen.
**[24:06] nag**
I lost again! Why can't I beat
Hayate at card games?!
**[24:10] hay**
Oh, I just got lucky.
**[24:12] nag**
Again! This time, I'm going
to beat you to a pulp!
**[24:16] hay**
I just got lucky before.
**[24:19] ---**
My skill is way below
yours, Chief.
**[24:21] nag**
Stop calling me that, moron!
**[24:25] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler
is entitled *I Couldn't Do the Maid Turn*.
**[24:28] hay**
A third maid makes a sensational appearance!
**[24:31] nag**
I lost again...
# 20 - I Couldn't Do the Maid Turn
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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***SIGN*** April
**[01:35] fat**
I'm considering passing over
into the afterlife...
**[01:38] nar**
Does everyone remember
this character?
**[01:42] nar**
The wandering specter of
Father Rean Radiostar
**[01:46] nar**
is currently residing at
the Sanzenin estate.
**[01:57] hay**
I was just thinking I hadn't
seen him for a while...
**[02:01] hay**
I wonder if it's because
it's now spring.
**[02:04] nar**
This episode revolves around this wandering
specter and some maids.
***SIGN*** I Couldn't Do the Maid Turn
**[02:14] hay**
I see. Take care.
**[02:17] hay**
When you do pass over,
**[02:20] hay**
I'll hold a little service for you and put
a bouquet of flowers on the ground.
**[02:24] fat**
I knew this'd be over your head.
**[02:26] hay**
What did you say? That really pissed
me off for some reason!
**[02:29] fat**
Let me explain it in layman's terms so that
even a dunce like you can understand.
**[02:33] fat**
Are you listening carefully? If a person's spirit remains
in the mortal realm after they've died,
**[02:37] fat**
it means they still harbor
overwhelming regrets.
**[02:41] fat**
Basically, something has shackled
them to the world.
**[02:43] fat**
Because I have these regrets, it means
I can't pass over into the afterlife.
**[02:47] hay**
I see. And what exactly
is this regret of yours?
**[02:51] fat**
Well, I suppose...
**[02:55] fat**
I wanted to fool around
with a maid.
**[02:58] fat**
Ow!
**[03:00] hay**
Have you finished
your eulogy yet?
**[03:02] fat**
You're interjecting too roughly.
I almost accidentally passed over!
**[03:05] hay**
What kinda regret is that?!
Wanting to fool around!
**[03:08] hay**
Stop spouting nonsense
and pass over already!
**[03:11] fat**
What did you just say!?
**[03:13] fat**
Don't you think you should listen to the final
wish of one of God's faithful servants!
**[03:17] hay**
Why would a servant of God have
such a perverted final wish?!
**[03:25] hay**
Besides, what do you even mean
by fooling around with a maid?
**[03:27] hay**
Maria-san can't see you, so there's
no way that could ever happen!
**[03:33] fat**
She can't see me?
**[03:37] fat**
I just remembered
something urgent.
**[03:39] hay**
Hold on!
**[03:40] hay**
What are you planning to do now
you know she can't see you?
**[03:44] fat**
Oh, I'm just going to watch
her getting changed.
**[03:46] hay**
As if I'd let you do that! Even if you are
being honest about your intentions!
**[03:54] fat**
Then, what do you
want me to do?!
**[03:57] hay**
All right, whatever.
Let's ask an expert.
**[04:09] isu**
I see. I understand what
you're asking of me.
**[04:13] isu**
Sending lingering souls to the afterlife is
also one of the Saginomiya clan's duties.
**[04:17] isu**
Because it's Hayate-sama who's making this request,
I'll put everything I have into accomplishing the task.
**[04:21] hay**
Oh, you don't have to go that far.
**[04:24] isu**
I think the easiest method would be for Father
here to possess someone else's body...
**[04:29] isu**
and fool around using the
body he's possessed.
**[04:33] hay**
Ah, I see.
***SIGN*** Stare.
**[04:36] fat**
That's not a bad idea.
**[04:39] hay**
Huh? What are you...
**[04:43] hay**
Father, let's suppose you end
up possessing my body...
**[04:48] hay**
What are you planning
to do to Maria-san?
**[04:50] fat**
Well, let's see...
**[04:54] ---**
Mostly stuff you can't do
on an anime TV series,
**[04:56] fat**
like this and that, not to mention
that other thing...
**[04:59] fat**
Ow!
**[05:02] hay**
Let's think of another way.
**[05:05] isu**
Really?
**[05:06] fat**
Well, I have an idea.
**[05:08] hay**
You do?
**[05:23] isu**
Um, what's this?
**[05:27] hay**
I see what you've done
here, Father.
**[05:29] hay**
You can't touch normal people,
**[05:32] hay**
so you thought you'd make do with putting
a maid outfit on someone you can touch.
**[05:36] isu**
Even so, what's this about?
**[05:38] hay**
Isumi-san, you don't have
to do much, you know...
**[05:41] hay**
All you have to say is
"Welcome home, master,"
**[05:44] ---**
and then, he should pass over.
**[05:46] fat**
Wrong!
**[05:48] hay**
Wrong? What do you
mean by that?
**[05:51] fat**
This isn't right! Not even close!
She's not a maid at all!
**[05:55] hay**
What are you talking about?!
**[05:57] hay**
You're the one who randomly
put that outfit on her!
**[06:00] ---**
Why are you freaking out?!
**[06:01] fat**
It's just not right!
**[06:04] fat**
She's wearing a maid outfit, but she doesn't
have the spirit of a maid at all!
**[06:09] hay**
Of course she doesn't!
**[06:11] fat**
If there's no spirit, I can't pass over.
I don't want to pass over.
**[06:16] hay**
You're unbelievable...
**[06:18] hay**
Well, fine. Do what you want.
**[06:22] ---**
Isumi-san, let's forget
about this guy and...
**[06:25] isu**
Okay.
**[06:26] hay**
What?
**[06:27] isu**
To preserve the honor of the Saginomiya clan,
I shall learn the spirit of the maid...
**[06:31] isu**
and help you pass over.
**[06:34] hay**
Oh man, some weird switch just
flipped inside her head...
**[06:44] hin**
It's already April.
**[06:49] hin**
I wonder if anybody
will show up today.
**[06:53] nag**
You want to learn what
it means to be a maid?
**[06:57] ---**
Did some weird switch flip inside
your head or something?
**[07:00] hay**
Yes, something like that.
**[07:03] nag**
Hm, but learning the essence of
being a maid... I don't know...
**[07:06] nag**
Oh!
**[07:09] nag**
Okay, you can learn all about
maids. Just hide in here.
**[07:18] nag**
Hello? Yeah.
**[07:22] ---**
Can you come over right away?
**[07:25] wat**
So? What do you want?
**[07:27] nag**
Nothing much. I just wanted to ask
you some questions about maids,
**[07:30] nag**
because you've had a maid serving
you since you were little.
**[07:35] wat**
Don't make it sound so creepy!
**[07:38] wat**
Besides, Saki wears that outfit
because she wants to.
**[07:42] wat**
I'm not really interested
in maids.
**[07:45] nag**
Oh, I see. Then, I'm sorry.
**[07:48] nag**
I know I'm a little late
entering the market,
**[07:50] nag**
but I was considering opening
a maid café at some point.
**[07:54] nag**
Wouldn't that be great?
A maid café...
**[07:56] ---**
with everyone saying
"Welcome home, master..."
**[08:00] wat**
I don't know what you're planning,
but do whatever you like.
**[08:05] wat**
I don't think such a shallow maid café
will get much business though.
**[08:11] nag**
Hm? So, what would make it less
shallow but still relate to maids?
**[08:16] wat**
I-I'm not really into this stuff, but
if I have to suggest something...
**[08:21] wat**
Only if I have to, you hear?! I'd say the essence
of a maid is the split-second when...
**[08:24] wat**
the skirt flies up when a maid
turns around! It's crucial!
**[08:29] nag**
That's all? You're quite
shallow yourself.
**[08:33] wat**
You idiot! Do you really think
that's all there is to it?
**[08:36] wat**
Another crucial moment is when
they stand on tiptoes!
**[08:38] wat**
You know, when they're trying to reach something
way up high... That little stretch there!
**[08:42] nag**
Are you done yet?
**[08:44] wat**
No, there's more!
**[08:46] wat**
Posture. You can forget about being a maid
if your back isn't ruler-edge straight!
**[08:50] wat**
And another important point...
**[08:53] nag**
Okay, okay.
**[08:54] nag**
That should give you a pretty
good idea, Isumi.
**[08:58] isu**
I see.
**[09:00] isu**
Hello, Wataru-kun.
**[09:02] wat**
Wh-Why?
**[09:04] isu**
Wataru-kun, you know so
much about maids...
**[09:09] ---**
You're a maid nerd, aren't you?
**[09:14] wat**
Nagi, I hate you!
**[09:17] isu**
Oh, Wataru-kun...
**[09:19] nagi**
That was fun.
**[09:22] hay**
I do feel a bit sorry
for him though...
**[09:24] nag**
Don't. Anyway, we now know that the
essence of being a maid is all about...
**[09:29] nag**
the flaring of the skirt
when she turns.
**[09:33] isu**
Thank you, Nagi. I understand.
**[09:38] isu**
And without further ado!
**[09:40] isu**
I'll show you the spirit
of the maid!
**[09:43] fat**
Please do.
**[09:45] isu**
Father, please watch
and pass over!
**[10:00] hay**
She couldn't do the turn!
**[10:01] fat**
But in a way, this wasn't
so bad either!
**[10:03] nar**
The essence of the maid
saga continues!
**[10:17] sak**
Um, do you need something?
**[10:19] wat**
What?! Of course I don't!
**[10:22] wat**
I don't need anything, but...
**[10:26] sak**
Yes?
**[10:27] wat**
Could you do a little pirouette?
**[10:31] sak**
Why?
**[10:32] wat**
It doesn't matter why! All you have to do
is a tiny little turn. Just a little one!
**[10:36] sak**
Hm, from the way you're
asking, I refuse.
**[10:39] wat**
Why not?! Come on,
don't be like that!
**[10:43] sak**
I mean, I don't really know why,
**[10:45] sak**
but from the way you said it,
it sounded obscene.
**[10:48] wat**
What do you mean by obscene?!
It's nothing like that!
**[10:53] nar**
She pretty much nailed it, actually.
**[10:55] sak**
Anyway, I don't know why,
**[10:58] sak**
but my woman's instinct
is telling me...
**[11:00] ---**
you're too young for that.
**[11:02] wat**
I just told you it's
not like that!
**[11:04] wat**
Hey, Saki!
**[11:04] nar**
And so it goes...
**[11:06] nar**
While Wataru, who had been completely
embarrassed by Nagi,
**[11:09] nar**
was thinking about maids back at the Sanzenin
estate, this is what was happening...
**[11:14] sak**
I see. I think I've got
the gist of it. So...
**[11:21] ---**
Why don't I teach you about the
essence of being a maid?
**[11:24] hay**
Wow, so does that mean you're going to change
into a maid outfit for us as well?
**[11:32] saku**
I see. So you're really into maid outfits,
are you, Mr. Butler-in-debt?
**[11:37] hay**
Huh? She's smiling, but it seems like she's
being less friendly to me somehow...
**[11:41] saku**
I'm not talking about putting
on a maid outfit,
**[11:43] saku**
I'm talking about introducing you
to a maid we've recently hired.
**[11:48] hay**
A maid from the Aizawa family?
***SIGN*** The Sunflower Maid Café
**[11:51] saku**
The Aizawa Group opened
a maid café the other day.
**[11:55] hay**
Wait, you're into maid
cafés as well?
**[11:59] saku**
Yep.
**[12:02] hay**
And that maid is...
**[12:05] saku**
She's a girl who joined us to work there.
But she was such a perfect maid,
**[12:10] saku**
we decided to employ her as
our maid on her days off.
**[12:14] hay**
Ah, I guess you probably have
the cash to do that.
**[12:16] saku**
Well, anyway, come in, Haru-san.
**[12:38] haru**
It's nice to meet you. I'm
Haru, Sakuya-san's maid.
**[12:44] hay**
She's really pretty.
**[12:48] haru**
Thank you.
**[12:51] hay**
But you look really young...
Can I ask how old you are?
**[12:58] hay**
Um, I'm sorry...
**[13:03] har**
Secrets are also part of the
art of being a maid.
**[13:06] hay**
I see. I'm sorry.
**[13:09] saku**
See? Isn't Haru amazing?
**[13:13] isu**
Quite.
**[13:14] saku**
Right, let's ask her to show us...
**[13:17] saku**
what it really means to be a maid,
and use today to learn from her!
**[13:25] saku**
Hm? What's wrong, Maria-san?
**[13:27] mar**
Oh, nothing.
**[13:29] hay**
We're going to use the
back parlor for a bit.
**[13:33] hay**
But I wonder what Haru-san will show us when
she shows us the essence of the maid.
**[13:37] saku**
You'll be blown away!
**[13:41] hay**
But, Haru-san, why are
you working as a maid?
**[13:46] har**
Well, let's see. To put it simply, I like
supporting cute and amazing people.
**[13:54] hay**
Support?
**[13:56] har**
Yes.
**[13:58] ---**
I don't have any amazing skills
like you, Ayasaki-kun.
**[14:06] hay**
Wait... "Ayasaki-kun"? How
does she know my name?
**[14:15] fat**
She's very good indeed.
**[14:17] hay**
Whoa! Where have you
been all this time?
**[14:31] isu**
Father, please watch
and pass over!
**[14:43] isu**
Father, please watch
and pass over!
**[14:51] fat**
I put the clip of Miss Isumi tripping over in
her unfamiliar maid outfit on repeat...
**[14:57] fat**
and watched it over
and over again.
**[15:02] fat**
I was tripping and almost passed over
to the next world.
**[15:06] hay**
It would have been nice if
you'd actually done that.
**[15:09] fat**
But, anyway...
**[15:11] ---**
The way that maid moves... the
way she looks from behind...
**[15:16] fat**
This might be it!
**[15:18] ---**
Now, what sort of moves
will she show us?!
**[15:36] hay**
Oh, Maria-san, what's going on?
**[15:40] mari**
Oh, nothing. I'm going
to clean over there.
**[15:59] nag**
Hey Maria, what's Hayate up to?
**[16:02] mar**
I don't know!
**[16:07] isu**
So, how can you obtain the
true essence of a maid?
**[16:10] har**
The true essence?
**[16:13] isu**
Yes. I have a friend who's a
maid nerd and he told me:
**[16:18] isu**
"The essence of a maid is the split-second when
the skirt flies up when a maid turns around!"
**[16:23] isu**
But I stepped on the hem of the skirt
and couldn't do a proper turn.
**[16:30] har**
I see. That's a pretty
easy one to solve.
**[16:34] isu**
R-Really?
**[16:36] har**
Yes, all you have to do
is wear a short skirt.
**[16:41] hay**
That really is the simple way
of solving her problem.
**[16:45] fat**
But that's the maid way!
**[16:52] isu**
So... what's next?
**[16:55] har**
Let's see... next, you'd probably cheerily do
some cleaning or cooking, but...
**[17:02] har**
the most important weapon
in a maid's arsenal is...
**[17:06] har**
her fake smile.
**[17:09] hay**
Um, she's not holding
back, is she?
**[17:12] fat**
No. Well, we knew
she wouldn't...
**[17:15] har**
If you can fake a natural smile, you can deceive
eighty percent of the customers.
**[17:19] isu**
I see. A fake smile.
**[17:22] har**
Let's practice it. Smile!
**[17:25] isu**
Smile...
**[17:28] har**
Nice. That's it. Smile!
**[17:32] isu**
Smile...
**[17:34] har**
Smile.
**[17:35] isu**
Smile...
**[17:36] har**
Now smile.
**[17:37] isu**
Smile...
**[17:39] saku**
Oh wow, this is so side-splitting,
my stomach's hurting.
**[17:41] hay**
Um, Isumi-san, if it's too much...
**[17:45] isu**
No, showing lost souls their way
to the afterlife is my duty.
**[17:52] har**
Then, let's begin!
**[18:01] isu**
Smile!
**[18:12] isu**
Too hot!
**[18:35] har**
Isumi-san, smile, smile. Don't
forget about your fake smile.
**[18:41] isu**
Oh, yes.
**[18:46] isu**
Here you go, master. Smile!
**[18:49] har**
Good! Well done.
**[18:52] har**
You're a fully-fledged maid now.
**[18:55] isu**
Thank you very much.
**[18:59] hay**
You know, watching her
smile so falsely...
**[19:02] hay**
and her forcing herself to be
cheerful is painful, isn't it?
**[19:05] fat**
Yeah, but even so, I'm satisfied.
**[19:10] hay**
Father?
**[19:16] fat**
Thank you, Isumi-kun.
**[19:18] fat**
Your maid spirit was great.
**[19:20] isu**
Father.
**[19:26] isu**
Then, please pass over so that your
soul may be at peace.
**[19:31] fat**
Hm? Pass over?
**[19:33] fat**
Oh, that was just an
April Fool's joke.
**[19:39] fat**
I'm sorry for making you wear
those embarrassing clothes,
**[19:42] fat**
but there are a number of things other than
maids that bind me to this mortal coil.
**[19:46] fat**
I won't be going anywhere
for a while.
**[19:48] ---**
But that maid look
of yours was...
**[19:54] fat**
Wait, let me explain!
**[20:00] ---**
Wait!
**[20:02] fat**
Help!
**[20:03] har**
Um, I don't quite know what's going
on, but I'll take my leave now.
**[20:09] saku**
Yeah, yeah. Thanks a bunch.
**[20:14] saku**
Well, Ayasaki-kun. Please
take care of my master.
**[20:19] hay**
What? O-Okay.
**[20:25] fat**
Okay, I'll pass over already!
**[20:51] hay**
Umm, smile?
**[20:56] mar**
What is all this?!
**[20:59] nar**
The fake smile didn't
work on her.
**[21:08] har**
I didn't know that Sakuya-san...
**[21:11] ---**
was so friendly with the Sanzenins
or with Ayasaki-kun...
**[21:16] har**
who's been hanging around
the president recently.
**[21:20] har**
I don't think they'll find out as we've
never really met before,
**[21:24] har**
but I can't have the president
finding out that...
**[21:27] har**
Hakuou's secretary is also a maid.
**[21:28] hin**
Hey, Haruko!
**[21:31] hin**
What are you doing here?
**[21:33] har**
Hello, President.
**[21:35] hin**
President? We're not at school,
so just call me Hina.
**[21:39] hin**
By the way, are you on your
way home after work?
**[21:42] har**
Yes, something like that.
**[21:44] hin**
Then, let's walk home together.
**[21:46] har**
Yes, President.
**[21:48] hin**
I already told you
to call me Hina.
**[21:50] har**
But I could never do that.
**[22:02] mar**
Please put your whole spirit
into cleaning up this mess!
**[22:05] hay**
Why just me? And
why in this outfit?
**[22:10] fat**
Good luck, Maid-san.
**[22:12] hay**
Just pass over already!
**[22:14] nar**
Meanwhile, our heroine was...
**[22:26] nag**
I feel like I've been left out.
**[22:29] nar**
...worrying about her
lack of screen time.
**[24:05] har**
Un, deux, trois. Un, deux, trois.
**[24:09] sak**
Haru-san, what are you doing?
**[24:10] har**
S-Sakuya-san!
**[24:11] sak**
Oh, you're practicing
the maid turn.
**[24:13] sak**
Just as expected, you're always
honing your maid skills.
**[24:18] har**
Oh, you give me too much credit.
**[24:20] sak**
Why are you wearing
your school uniform?
**[24:22] sak**
Don't worry, I don't mind.
**[24:25] sak**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is
entitled *In the End, Our Cat's the Cutest*.
**[24:30] har**
It'll be full of cutesy animals!
# 21 - In the End, Our Cat's the Cutest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:33] narr**
For some reason, today's episode
of Hayate the Combat Butler...
**[01:36] narr**
begins in Africa, eight years ago.
**[01:42] nag**
Boy, I'd understand getting lost this
bad if I was Isumi, but honestly...
**[01:49] nag**
Hey Jenny, is this really
the right way?
**[01:55] jen**
Huh?
**[01:56] ---**
Only the sun himself would
know the answer to that.
**[02:00] nag**
So you've just been walking
around aimlessly...
**[02:10] jen**
Nagi, what's wrong?
**[02:21] nar**
This young tiger cub is Tama.
**[02:30] nar**
So, as you can see,
**[02:32] ---**
this episode will focus on the
strong bond between...
**[02:35] nar**
Nagi and Tama.
***SIGN*** In the End, Our Cat's the Cutest
**[02:48] nar**
Warping forwards to the Sanzenin
manor, present day...
***SIGN*** Giant snake appears in Shinjuku!!!
**[02:54] tv**
Earlier today, a pet anaconda measuring four
meters long escaped from his Shinjuku home...
**[02:59] tv**
and has put everyone in the
surrounding area on edge.
**[03:02] nag**
Hm, that's pretty close.
**[03:02] tv**
A man reportedly smuggled
the snake into the country.
**[03:05] nag**
Manors like ours have a whole load
of trees, so it might hide here.
**[03:05] tv**
The snake is extremely aggressive and if anyone
is unfortunate enough to be attacked by it,
**[03:08] mar**
That's true.
**[03:10] tv**
the consequences would be freaking dire.
**[03:14] nag**
For crying out loud, why would
anyone go out of their way...
**[03:17] nag**
to keep such a big, dangerous
animal as a pet?
**[03:19] mar**
I don't get it either. I mean, they're
big and dangerous, after all...
**[03:26] hay**
You seem to be forgetting that we've also got some
big, dangerous creatures in this house too.
**[03:34] nag**
Now you mention it, we had lots of those mammoth
caterpillars last year, didn't we?
**[03:38] mar**
Those were really dangerous.
**[03:42] hay**
Well, I guess it's too late to do
anything about it anyway...
**[03:45] hay**
And besides, this tiger can talk,
**[03:46] ---**
so I don't even know if he can actually
be considered a tiger...
**[03:55] hay**
What?
**[03:59] tam**
Hey punk, what's the big idea?!
**[04:03] tam**
Are you trying to label me as dangerous
so that they throw me out?
**[04:06] tam**
Is that it?!
**[04:08] ---**
Ojou thinks I'm just a cat, so
I'm not dangerous at all!
**[04:14] tam**
Listen up!
**[04:16] ---**
I'm here to make sure you don't try
and do anything funny to Ojou.
**[04:21] tam**
Throwing me out is not
an option, got that?
**[04:25] tam**
Anyway, if you keep being so cocky,
you're gonna feel my fist.
**[04:29] tam**
Never forget that!
**[04:38] hay**
Tigers... are dangerous.
**[04:40] tam**
For chrissakes! The butler-in-debt has
become pretty cocky recently.
**[04:46] tam**
If only he wasn't around, I'd
have Ojou all to myself.
**[04:52] tam**
Oh yeah,
**[04:54] ---**
you're still here too, Shiranui.
**[04:59] tam**
I'm gonna make sure both you and that
butler-in-debt leave this place and...
**[05:05] tam**
Hey! Wait up, you little brat!
**[05:08] deli**
Delivery!
**[05:10] mar**
Yes, coming!
**[05:13] tam**
Hey, Shiranui! I told you
to wait, you little runt!
**[05:21] tam**
I've finally got you, Shiranui.
Give it up...
**[05:35] hay**
But, why did you decide
to adopt Tama as a pet?
**[05:40] nag**
Why?
**[05:42] ---**
Well, I picked him up just
after my mother died.
**[05:49] nag**
Being in the house by myself...
**[05:51] nag**
was too emotional because everything
reminded me of her.
**[05:54] nag**
So, I thought I'd go traveling to find a
place that didn't remind me of her,
**[05:58] ---**
and somehow ended up in Africa.
**[06:03] nag**
Then...
**[06:07] nag**
Hey Jenny, something's
collapsed over there.
**[06:12] nag**
It kinda looks like a tiger,
but what is it?
**[06:16] jen**
I've never seen a white tiger before.
It must just be a cat.
**[06:20] nag**
Cat? But it looks like a tiger...
**[06:23] jen**
Oh shit! There are no
tigers in Africa!
**[06:27] jen**
If I say it's a cat, it's a cat. You got
that, you rotten little shrimp?
**[06:33] nag**
So, it's a cat...
**[06:35] jen**
Yup, but this poor
thing's done for.
**[06:40] nag**
Huh? Why?
**[06:43] jen**
There is a horde of hungry
beasts surrounding it.
**[06:48] nag**
Hey Jenny, save it!
**[06:50] jen**
I'm sorry, no can do.
**[06:53] nag**
What do you mean?!
**[06:55] ---**
Isn't this why you carry a rifle?!
**[06:57] jen**
This looks like a rifle... but
it's actually a lighter.
**[07:02] jen**
I bought it at the gift
shop at the airport.
**[07:05] nag**
Don't buy things that confuse me like that!
**[07:09] nag**
Wait, doesn't that mean...
**[07:12] ---**
we're also in a bit of a pickle?
**[07:14] jen**
That's right!
**[07:17] jen**
What a hilarious situation.
What should we do?
**[07:21] nag**
Why are you asking me?
**[07:27] nag**
Hey, you there!
**[07:30] nag**
Come here!
**[07:32] nag**
We're going to run for it!
**[07:34] jen**
Roger that!
**[07:41] jen**
They're chasing us!
**[07:43] jen**
Of course they are. They're
wild animals, after all!
**[07:46] nag**
Do you think we'll die
if they catch us?
**[07:48] jen**
Of course we will. That's the
only real outcome of this.
**[07:54] nag**
Don't worry, little one.
**[07:56] ---**
I'm going to do whatever
it takes to save you.
**[08:03] jen**
Actually, they've already
caught up with us.
**[08:06] nag**
What?
**[08:14] guy**
Hey! Ojou-sama's over there!
**[08:18] guy2**
Ojou-sama!
**[08:19] guy2**
You're safe!
**[08:21] isu**
Are you all right?
**[08:22] nag**
Isumi?
**[08:24] isu**
Oh, what do you have there?
**[08:26] nag**
Oh, this little guy's...
**[08:29] isu**
What a cute kitten.
**[08:31] nag**
Huh? So he is actually a cat?
**[08:34] isu**
Yes. There are no
tigers in Africa,
**[08:38] ---**
and he's white, so he must be a cat.
**[08:42] nag**
Well, if you say so, I guess
he must be a cat!
**[08:46] nag**
But what are you going
to do with him?
**[08:49] nag**
Well, I don't know where
his mother is...
**[08:55] jen**
His mother's long dead.
**[08:57] ---**
This thing was all by itself,
waiting to die.
**[09:00] nag**
Is that really true, Jenny?
**[09:03] ---**
But how can you know
something like that?
**[09:06] jen**
Because I used my special ninja whisper
technique to hear what he said.
**[09:12] nag**
You have powers like that?
**[09:15] nag**
Wait... if you know
ninja techniques,
**[09:17] ---**
why didn't you use them to defeat
those wild animals?
**[09:22] nag**
Th-That means...
**[09:24] ---**
you don't have a mother either...
**[09:30] isu**
Nagi...
**[09:33] nag**
I've decided.
**[09:36] ---**
From this day on,
I, Nagi Sanzenin,
**[09:40] ---**
will be your mother.
**[09:43] nag**
I am going to protect you,
come what may.
**[09:51] nag**
So, that's how it happened.
**[09:55] hay**
I didn't realize that was
how you two met.
**[09:58] nag**
Yeah, it's quite a moving
story, isn't it?
**[10:01] hay**
It was.
**[10:03] ---**
But, there is still one
thing I want to ask:
**[10:07] hay**
What kind of person is Jenny?
**[10:10] nag**
I haven't a clue. I don't
know her that well.
**[10:14] hay**
What? Jenny was a stranger?!
**[10:18] nag**
Well, she's my friend's younger
sister, but she's kinda weird.
**[10:22] hay**
Younger sister?!
**[10:24] ---**
Your friend's younger sister...
**[10:26] hay**
How old was Jenny back then?!
**[10:28] nag**
Four.
**[10:29] hay**
But she was huge! In your flashback,
Jenny was huge!
**[10:32] nag**
Well, she said she was a ninja,
**[10:34] ---**
and aren't ninjas usually
about that size?
**[10:38] hay**
How hazy can your logic get?
**[10:45] hay**
Well, anyway,
**[10:47] ---**
Tama's quite lucky that you
care for him so much.
**[11:08] tam**
Where... am I?
**[11:11] tam**
This is bad. I'm totally lost.
**[11:16] tam**
What should I do?
**[11:18] tam**
Where are the police when
you need them?
**[11:20] tam**
But, I'm a tiger. Should I really let
myself be seen by normal people?
**[11:24] news**
Here's an update on the previous
story about the giant anaconda.
**[11:28] news**
The escaped anaconda has been
found without incident...
**[11:30] news**
and has been shot and
killed by police.
**[11:33] new2**
Yes, it was definitely a dangerous
animal, after all.
**[11:36] new2**
If a tiger was spotted in the city, it
would be shot immediately as well.
**[11:45] tam**
Crap, crap, crap!
**[11:46] ---**
This is bad! If they find
me, I'm dead! Ojou!
**[11:51] nar**
And so begins the survival
adventure...
**[11:54] nar**
of the tiger that grew
up in a greenhouse.
**[12:08] nag**
Hey Maria, where's Tama?
**[12:11] mar**
Now you mention it, I haven't
seen him around for a while.
**[12:15] nag**
Jeez, where's he wandered
off to now?
**[12:19] mar**
I'm sure he'll be back when
he gets hungry.
**[12:25] tam**
Okay, okay! It's not like mankind has been defeated.
**[12:30] ---**
Let's keep our cool and evaluate
the situation...
**[12:32] tam**
so that we can resolve it quickly.
***SIGN*** A tiger has appeared in the city. What do you do?
***SIGN*** Fight?
***SIGN*** Flee?
***SIGN*** Magic?
***SIGN*** Shoot and kill.
**[12:45] tam**
Okay, okay! I understand the situation
now. This is a resounding victory.
**[12:50] tam**
A resounding victory for mankind.
**[12:52] ---**
Wait, I'm not part of mankind,
which means...
**[12:55] tam**
it's utter defeat.
**[12:58] tam**
This is a horrible situation... if they
find me, they'll shoot me dead.
**[13:05] tam**
It'd be best if I could get home
without being spotted,
***SIGN*** He's inside this thing.
**[13:08] tam**
but I wonder if that's
even possible...
**[13:11] tam**
And anyway, where the hell am I?
**[13:15] tam**
I was in a car, so maybe
I'm miles away.
**[13:18] ---**
What am I going to do if I'm not
even in the same city anymore?
**[13:20] tam**
But even if I am still in the city, I've found
walking and stuff really exhausting lately,
**[13:25] tam**
because I've been feeling the onset of Syndrome X.
**[13:28] tam**
Well, I guess I'll just hide in this thing
and wear it all the way back home,
**[13:31] tam**
where Ojou-sama's
waiting for me...
**[13:34] tam**
What's this?
**[13:39] ---**
I can't even go home in disguise?!
Ojou, help me!
**[13:48] isu**
Father, please watch
and pass over!
**[13:56] fat**
Is it okay?
**[13:58] hay**
What do you mean?
**[14:01] fat**
Well, if it's okay, it's fine.
**[14:05] hay**
Like I said, what do you mean?
**[14:07] fat**
The tiger. That white tiger.
**[14:12] hay**
What's wrong with Tama?
**[14:14] fat**
Well, he was accidentally transported off
the estate by a truck a little while ago.
**[14:19] hay**
Oh, that's bad...
**[14:19] isu**
Father, please watch
and pass over!
**[14:22] hay**
What?!
**[14:38] tam**
Ah, what am I supposed to do?
**[14:40] tam**
I want to get home quickly, but
the human world is scary.
**[14:44] tam**
What if I never see Ojou again?
**[14:51] tam**
Damn it. This is all because of that butler-in-debt
and that damn Shiranui!
**[14:56] tam**
Especially Shiranui, it's his
fault that I... that I...
**[15:05] tam**
Sh-Shiranui?
**[15:11] tam**
Sh-Shiranui!
**[15:16] tam**
You bastard! Damn you, Shiranui! It's
your fault that I'm in this mess!
**[15:22] tam**
Do you know what you did to
me? I was all alone, you jerk!
**[15:29] tam**
Well, I really want to beat you up, but I've
got a huge heart, so I'll forgive you.
**[15:36] tam**
As we have no choice,
I'll cooperate with you...
**[15:39] tam**
and help you get home, all right?
**[15:42] tam**
Anyway, all we need to do
is find out where we are!
**[15:45] tam**
We need to find out our location.
**[15:49] tam**
Hey, Shiranui!
**[15:51] ---**
Wait! Where are you going!?
**[15:56] izu**
Hey, look! There's a
cute kitten here!
**[16:00] miki**
Oh, you're right.
**[16:03] tam**
What's going on?
**[16:04] izu**
It's so cute! It looks like it's
only about six months old.
**[16:07] mik**
Yeah, that'd be my guess.
**[16:14] izu**
No, don't go there! Stop it!
**[16:19] mik**
What a pervy cat.
**[16:22] tam**
Dude, what are you doing?
**[16:26] mik**
Oh, it ran away.
**[16:30] tam**
Hey Shiranui, what on
earth was that...
**[16:34] tam**
Wait, a cell phone?!
**[16:37] tam**
Good job!
**[16:39] tam**
This is one of those newfangled
phones with GPS!
**[16:42] tam**
Now we can figure
out where we are!
**[16:47] tam**
I see, so this is where we were!
**[16:50] tam**
That bit that looked like the ocean
in part one was the Shakujii Park.
**[16:54] tam**
Okay, now we just have to get
directions to the estate...
**[16:58] nar**
He doesn't know the address.
**[17:03] tam**
How can this be?
**[17:05] ---**
Who would have known that such
obstacles would exist...
**[17:07] tam**
I don't even have the slightest
clue how to get home.
**[17:13] tam**
I won't give up!
**[17:14] tam**
With a modern cellphone like this,
I have another trick up my sleeve!
***SIGN*** 1: White Tiger:
**[17:18] Onsc**
I've got no money and
I'm completely lost,
**[17:20] ---**
but I don't know my
home address.
**[17:22] Onsc**
Tears in my eyes.
**[17:24] tam**
Come on, all you kindhearted
people,
**[17:27] ---**
who once helped a
man on a train.
**[17:29] tam**
Lend me your aid!
**[17:34] tam**
Oh, there we go!
***SIGN*** 2: Anonymous:
**[17:36] onsc**
I thought we agreed...
**[17:39] ---**
not to start any more of
these worthless threads!
**[17:42] tam**
Curses! I expected you people
to respond like that!
**[17:46] tam**
But that's the natural response.
**[17:49] tam**
If I was in their place, I'd
write the same. But now!
**[17:55] boy**
@op: What's your problem?
**[17:59] boy2**
He's lost, OTZ.
**[18:01] man**
Forget about him. Let's
have an adventure.
***SIGN*** 73: Anonymous Go around the world. 74: Anonymous Hey, Zashiki-warashi. 75: Anonymous ^My wife.
**[18:05] tam**
Right now, I really need help!
**[18:11] kaw/os**
Don't worry, I'm lost in life too.
**[18:16] kla/os**
Up arrow, lol.
**[18:20] tam**
Dammit! Was this really
such a bad idea?!
***SIGN*** 110: Anonymous
**[18:26] nag/os**
@op. A proper reply to your problem:
You've got a cell phone,
**[18:29] nag/os**
why don't you just get in
touch with someone...
**[18:31] nag/os**
who knows the address of the
place you're trying to get to?
**[18:35] tam**
Someone who knows
the address...
**[18:38] tam**
That's right. That girl.
**[18:40] ---**
I think she's a student
at Ojou's school.
**[18:43] tam**
I think she's even come round
the house once...
**[18:45] tam**
That means...
***SIGN*** SA
***SIGN*** Nagi Sanzenin
**[18:52] tam**
It's here!
**[18:53] tam**
Now I can get home!
***SIGN*** 112: White Tiger
**[18:59] tam/os**
Thanks, I think I might make it.
**[19:04] tam**
Right, now I know where to go
and I've got directions too.
**[19:08] tam**
Now, I just have to go straight
home without being spotted!
**[19:14] tam**
This is all thanks to you. I'm grateful
for your help today, Shiranui.
**[19:20] tam**
Wait, Shiranui? Shiranui?!
**[19:29] tam**
Hey! Why are you playing around
in the middle of the road?!
**[19:33] tam**
Do you have a deathwish?!
**[19:37] tam**
If you stay there, you'll be
run over by a car! Hey!
**[19:40] tam**
See, I knew a truck would come!
**[19:43] tam**
It's coming at you real fast!
Hurry up, run away!
**[19:49] tam**
What should I do? Go save him?
But then, my identity...
**[19:56] tam**
Wait, if he goes away... then I can
have Ojou all to myself again!
**[20:01] tam**
And I'm almost home... there's no reason
to put myself in danger to save him...
**[20:09] tam**
Now's not the time for that!
**[20:11] tam**
Shiranui!
**[20:25] tam**
Butler-in-debt...
**[20:33] hay**
For God's sake,
**[20:35] ---**
if something were to happen to you,
Ojou-sama would be mortified.
**[20:39] hay**
So, be careful.
**[20:44] wom**
Oh my god, it's a tiger!
**[20:51] tam**
Oh nuts, they saw me! They'll shoot
me dead! I'm going to die!
**[20:56] wom**
Hey you, get away
from him quickly!
**[20:59] hay**
Ah, please don't worry.
**[21:03] hay**
There are no ugly tigers
with such short legs.
**[21:07] ---**
It's just a costume.
**[21:09] wom1**
Oh, it's a costume.
**[21:11] ---**
I thought it was weird. I
mean, it's just so ugly.
**[21:14] wom2**
You said it. It's so ugly,
it can't be a tiger.
**[21:17] wom3**
You're right, it's way too
ugly to be a tiger.
**[21:21] hay**
See? It all worked out
in the end, Tama.
**[21:25] tam**
Damn you, butler-in-debt.
**[21:27] tam**
You're gonna get it!
**[21:33] hay**
I'm home.
**[21:38] nag**
Oh, Hayate. Where did you
run off to all of a sudden?
**[21:42] hay**
Oh, I just had some
errands to run.
**[21:46] nag**
Oh Tama, did you come back
because you're hungry?
**[21:51] hay**
Ojou-sama, you should leave the
house too once in a while.
**[21:55] nag**
In this day and age,
**[21:56] ---**
I'm connected to the whole
world, even in this house,
**[21:58] nag**
so there's no need.
**[21:59] hay**
There you go again...
**[22:02] nag**
It's true. Today, I helped
someone else.
***SIGN*** 113: Anonymous
**[22:13] nag/os**
@112. Hope you get home safely.
**[22:17] nar**
And so, even today...
**[22:21] nag**
I'm going to do whatever
it takes to save you.
**[22:26] nar**
...she kept her promise again.
**[24:06] tam**
Phew, a lot happened today, but
I made it home safely somehow.
**[24:12] tam**
Oh, that's right, Shiranui.
**[24:13] tam**
I've got to thank the person who
taught me how to get home.
**[24:17] tam**
What the...
**[24:18] ---**
My thread has suddenly turned into
a thread to help the guy...
**[24:20] tam**
who said he was lost in life!
**[24:22] tam**
And he's been told by the person
he loves that he's a 2D gigolo?
**[24:25] tam**
What the hell?!
**[24:27] tam**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler
is entitled *Keep On Dreaming*.
**[24:30] tam**
What? Ojou's going to work?!
# 22 - Keep on Dreaming
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[01:37] nag**
Hey Maria, what do
you think money is?
**[01:41] mar**
Oh, that's quite a philosophical question again.
**[01:45] nag**
Hayate works every day
to repay his debt...
**[01:49] nag**
I was just wondering if it's right that
someone should live like that...
**[01:54] mar**
That's such a stereotypical thing
for a rich person to say.
**[01:58] mar**
Here.
**[02:00] mar**
The value of money is different
for every person,
**[02:03] mar**
so I suppose it's not just about
the number on the bill.
**[02:09] nag**
Hayate.
**[02:11] hay**
What is it, Ojou-sama?
**[02:13] nag**
When's your birthday, Hayate?
**[02:17] hay**
November 11th.
**[02:20] nag**
Is there anything you want
for your birthday?
**[02:23] hay**
Hm? Why do you ask?
**[02:27] ---**
Are you going to give
me a present?
**[02:29] nag**
Basically.
**[02:36] nag**
What's with that reaction? Would
it bother you or something?
**[02:40] hay**
Sorry, it was just so unexpected.
**[02:43] nag**
Anything's fine. Just say whatever
comes to mind.
**[02:48] hay**
Hm, let me think...
**[02:51] hay**
If you're sure, I wouldn't
mind a wristwatch.
**[02:54] nag**
A wristwatch?
**[02:55] hay**
I suppose, if you're going to go out
of your way to give me a present,
**[02:58] hay**
I'd like it to be something
I can wear all the time.
**[03:03] hay**
I guess that's my reasoning.
**[03:06] nag**
I see. I understand.
**[03:09] nag**
That's a pretty good reason, Hayate.
**[03:12] nag**
Then, I promise...
**[03:14] ---**
that I'll buy you a wristwatch
for your birthday!
**[03:17] hay**
What?
**[03:18] nag**
However, it won't just be
any old wristwatch!
**[03:23] nag**
The wristwatch I give
you will be bought...
**[03:26] nag**
with money I earn from working
a part-time job!
**[03:37] kag**
Really? Hina-chan, that's
all you can work?
**[03:41] kag**
My boss opened a maid café recently,
and because it's so busy there...
**[03:46] kag**
I wanted to have someone else around here
who actually knows what they're doing.
**[03:49] hin**
You can try to butter
me up all you like,
**[03:52] hin**
but I'm the President of the
Student Council, you know,
**[03:53] ---**
so I can't come in that often.
**[03:56] hin**
Besides, this place doesn't
get all that busy,
**[04:00] ---**
so you'll be fine if you just get a regular
high schooler to work for you.
**[04:04] kag**
But I need at least one
reliable person...
**[04:07] ---**
I know!
**[04:11] hay**
You want me to work for you?
**[04:14] hay**
I see. Well, I can probably
work the register,
**[04:18] ---**
and getting ingredients
should be fine too.
**[04:20] hay**
But I have my job as
a butler as well,
**[04:23] hay**
so I don't know if I'll be
able to juggle both...
**[04:26] hay**
Maria-san?
**[04:28] mar**
Hello, this is Maria,
**[04:31] ---**
I helped out in your store
the other day.
**[04:34] mar**
I think I've got the gist
of what you're saying.
**[04:36] mar**
And if it's okay with you,
**[04:38] ---**
I'd like to send a girl by
the name of Nagi...
**[04:42] ---**
along with Hayate-kun
to help you out.
**[04:46] hay**
Maria-san, isn't that...
**[04:47] mar**
Yes, all right. Thank
you very much.
**[04:52] hay**
Um...
**[04:54] mar**
I'm a little surprised.
**[04:57] mar**
No matter what her reasoning,
**[04:59] ---**
for her to say something
like that...
**[05:02] mar**
I don't know how long it'll last,
**[05:05] mar**
but I'd like to try to
encourage her.
**[05:09] mar**
Please take care of Nagi.
**[05:12] hay**
Maria-san...
**[05:15] ---**
Don't worry, I will support
her one-hundred percent!
***SIGN*** April 3rd
**[05:23] kag**
I see. So you're Nagi-chan.
**[05:26] kag**
But are you going to be okay?
You're still so small.
**[05:30] nag**
No need to worry! This job'll
be a piece of cake for me!
**[05:35] kag**
But you have to handle customers.
Are you sure you can do this?
**[05:38] nag**
What? Um...
**[05:44] hay**
I suppose, if you're going to go out
of your way to give me a present,
**[05:47] hay**
I'd like it to be something
I can wear all the time.
**[05:53] nag**
I said I'd do it, and I've decided that I'm
going to see this through to the end.
**[05:58] nag**
So, I'll show you that
I can handle it!
**[06:00] hay**
Ojou-sama...
**[06:02] kag**
Really? Then, I guess
I'll accept your help.
**[06:05] kag**
Please change into your uniform.
**[06:08] ---**
The changing rooms
are over there.
**[06:13] nag**
He said uniform, but
this is just an apron.
**[06:16] nag**
Why couldn't it be something more
tropical or maybe even flowery?
**[06:23] nis**
What?
**[06:24] nag**
Why are you in here, Hamster?!
**[06:27] nis**
That's what I should
be asking you!
**[06:29] nag**
Is it because the café's named Donguri?
**[06:30] ---**
Were you lured in because the
name sounds like Donburi,
**[06:32] nag**
suggested there'd be food here?
**[06:34] nis**
What?! Of course not!
**[06:36] nis**
And why are you here, Nagi-chan?!
Did you get lost again?
**[06:40] nag**
Who do you think you're
talking about here?
**[06:42] nag**
I've never gotten lost in
my life, not even once!
**[06:46] nis**
You have!
**[06:47] ---**
Who was it who got lost...
**[06:48] ---**
on her way to Shimoda
a few weeks ago?
**[06:51] nag**
I wasn't lost. I was just
taking a detour.
**[06:54] hay**
Um, Ojou-sama, what
are you yelling about?
**[07:07] nis**
Stop peeking, Hayate-kun!
**[07:09] hay**
Nishizawa-san!
**[07:12] kag**
So, starting from today, you guys
will be working here, but...
**[07:17] kag**
Is something wrong?
**[07:19] hay**
No...
**[07:20] nis**
Not really...
**[07:22] kag**
Never mind. So, Hayate-kun...
**[07:26] hay**
Yes?
**[07:28] kag**
I'm dumping you in at
the deep end, but...
**[07:29] kag**
can you look after the café this
morning while it's not busy?
**[07:33] kag**
It's an important day for my boss today,
so I have to drop in and see him...
**[07:38] hay**
Well, I think I can handle it,
**[07:43] ---**
but are you sure this is all right?
**[07:45] hay**
It's our first day here.
**[07:46] hay**
And these two don't have
any experience at all...
**[07:49] kag**
Don't worry.
**[07:50] ---**
This place isn't all that popular,
so in the mornings...
**[07:53] kag**
we only get the regulars who have
a lot of time on their hands.
**[07:56] hay**
I see...
**[07:56] hay**
But I wonder...
**[07:58] kag**
See you later! I'm
counting on you!
**[08:02] hay**
Ah, wait a minute!
**[08:07] nag**
Geez,
**[08:08] ---**
why do I have to work
with a hamster...
**[08:10] nag**
who's only here to earn a pittance
so she can buy her own feed?
**[08:14] nis**
What do you mean by "buying feed"?
**[08:16] ---**
I'm here because I used
up all my money...
**[08:18] nis**
on the trip to Shimoda and...
**[08:21] nis**
Besides, I don't know your reasons
for wanting to work,
**[08:26] ---**
but can you even do
the job at hand?
**[08:28] nis**
Can a little rich kid like you
do an honest day's work?
**[08:31] nag**
Who are you to talk?
**[08:34] ---**
You're a hamster who's just trying to
become a top chef in Paris...
**[08:37] nag**
but you get famous not for the movie,
but for bringing diseases!
**[08:40] nis**
Well, then why don't I show you?
**[08:42] ---**
I'll show you how gracefully I work.
**[08:46] nag**
Okay then! I'll make a coffee...
**[08:48] ---**
that will make even the fussiest
of customers blush...
**[08:51] nag**
and claim that they haven't
doubled-back...
**[08:54] ---**
just so they can get another
cup of my coffee!
**[08:59] nis**
Right, Hayate-kun!
**[09:01] nag**
Show us the ropes!
**[09:04] hay**
It looks like you're
both raring to go.
**[09:09] hay**
Well, we've covered the basics,
so let's open up for the day!
**[09:13] both**
Roger!
**[09:16] hay**
We've already got our
first customer!
**[09:19] nis**
Okay, be cheerful!
**[09:21] nis**
Welcomely! Um...
**[09:23] nag**
Oh? "Welcomely," huh?
**[09:28] nag**
Man, you're useless.
**[09:30] ---**
Watch this! This is how
you greet customers.
**[09:35] nis**
So what? I was just
a little nervous!
**[09:40] nag**
Welcome, sir. What would
you like to order?
**[09:43] nag**
A coffee with milk.
**[09:44] nag**
Certainly. One coffee with milk,
coming right up.
**[09:48] nis**
What?
**[09:52] nag**
As you can see, I'm smart unlike you.
If I put my mind to it, I can do it.
**[09:56] nis**
What did you say?!
**[09:57] nag**
Hayate trained us well, so surely anyone
should be able to do it by now.
**[10:06] hay**
Well, well...
**[10:08] nis**
Oh no.
**[10:09] ---**
At this rate, I'll be a washout.
**[10:13] ---**
I'm supposed to be the
older one here,
**[10:15] nis**
so I have to make sure
I don't disappoint!
**[10:18] nis**
And besides, Hayate-kun saw me...
**[10:20] ---**
embarrass myself, so I have to show him...
**[10:22] nis**
that I can be elegant too...
**[10:31] nis**
Embarrassing myself...
**[10:41] nag**
We've got our next customer!
Stop daydreaming!
**[10:48] nar**
And so, the battle to find the ultimate
amateur worker has begun!
**[11:01] both**
Welcome!
**[11:07] nag**
Damn that Hayate, fawning
over a girl who isn't me.
**[11:13] nag**
Your order?
**[11:15] cus**
Um, a coffee with milk.
**[11:16] nag**
Gotcha. One coff-
**[11:27] nis**
Is something wrong, Nagi-chan?
**[11:29] nag**
That's Gouji Ashibashi
over there...
**[11:33] nis**
Huh? Ashibashi? Who?
**[11:35] nag**
You've never heard of him?!
**[11:37] ---**
He's Ashibashi, the mega-popular
manga artist!
**[11:39] nag**
Just recently, Kyobashi Animation...
**[11:41] ---**
turned his *I'm Just Simply Melancholy* into
an anime, and it was a huge success!
**[11:45] nag**
Currently, his fiery shounen battle manga,
**[11:48] nag**
*Shitsubou Sensei* is making the
weeklies sell like crazy!
**[11:52] nis**
So he's famous then.
**[11:55] nag**
I heard rumors he lived
around here,
**[11:58] ---**
but they were actually true!
**[12:02] nag**
I bet that's how he gets
lost in his ideas...
**[12:05] nag**
and thinks up ways to continue
the battle manga...
**[12:08] ---**
that's coming to its climax.
**[12:13] ash**
I want to die.
**[12:16] nis**
He seems worried about
something...
**[12:21] nag**
No, he's not.
**[12:23] ---**
Manga writers generally
want to die.
**[12:26] nag**
Wow! So that's what a draft looks like when
it's drawn by a professional manga writer.
**[12:30] nag**
This week, my favorite character,
Yamato Tera
**[12:34] nag**
was miraculously resurrected and
returned with new powers.
**[12:38] ---**
I bet those pictures describe him putting
his new powers to work...
**[12:42] yam/os**
"I found a job, so I'm gonna
quit fighting and stuff."
**[12:46] gir/os**
"What? No way!"
**[12:48] guy/os**
"What are you talking
about, Yamato?!"
**[12:50] yam**
"No matter how good you are at
firing beams with your swords,
**[12:52] yam**
you won't be able to use
that in a real job."
**[12:54] ---**
"You guys should grow
up as well."
**[12:57] gir/os**
"What should we do?"
**[12:59] guy/os**
"Only having part-time jobs in times
like these is a bit iffy, isn't it?"
**[13:03] ash**
I wonder if this is the
right ending...
**[13:06] nag**
Of course it isn't!
**[13:09] ash**
What?!
**[13:10] ash**
Do you even realize how many
enemies kept showing up
**[13:13] ---**
over and over because you didn't
come up with new material?!
**[13:15] ash**
You keep putting filler in!
**[13:17] ash**
Do you think the fans will
accept such an ending?!
**[13:20] nis**
I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
This girl's new here...
**[13:23] ash**
I guess this ending isn't
any good after all!
**[13:27] nis**
What?
**[13:28] ash**
But I don't know what
to do either!
**[13:32] ash**
The contradiction of
these young souls...
**[13:34] ---**
Fighting for peace by resolving
everything with violence...
**[13:38] nis**
That kind of worry is a little
too complex for me...
**[13:42] ash**
But the good guys and bad guys
alike are all so popular!
**[13:46] ash**
So, that's why even though it's a battle
manga, I can't even kill anyone off,
**[13:49] ash**
or make anyone drop out, and that all leads
to special moves being overused!
**[13:53] ash**
Anything more than
this is impossible!
**[13:57] nis**
Well, like I said,
**[13:59] ---**
we can't really do anything because
we don't know anything...
**[14:04] ash**
Huh?
**[14:06] nag**
This is an espresso made from
robusta coffee beans.
**[14:10] nag**
It has about three times the amount of caffeine
compared to the arabica bean...
**[14:13] nag**
and its flavor packs
quite a punch.
**[14:16] nag**
Churchill once said:
**[14:18] ---**
"Any great enterprise will seem impossible at first."
**[14:22] nag**
So, you should relax with
a cup of coffee first,
**[14:24] ---**
and then seek your answer.
**[14:27] nag**
Your very own answer... an answer
for the sake of the story...
**[14:31] hay**
Ojou-sama...
**[14:33] nis**
Nagi-chan...
**[14:35] ash**
Thank you, anonymous little girl!
**[14:38] nag**
That's right. Take your time and enjoy it.
**[14:44] nis**
This really...
**[14:46] hay**
...has turned into something out
of a cooking manga...
**[14:49] nis**
Hayate-kun, is this really okay?
**[14:51] hay**
Well, our customer and Ojou-sama both
seem content, so I guess it's fine...
**[15:02] mar**
Hm, I came along because
I was worried...
**[15:06] mar**
but if I go in like this, they'll
recognize me immediately...
**[15:10] man**
Then, why don't you disguise
yourself before going in?
**[15:17] mar**
Disguise myself?
**[15:18] man**
We have prepared a disguise that won't
look the least bit suspicious!
**[15:27] mar**
I know I'm the one who agreed to
this whole disguise idea, but...
**[15:32] man**
What are you talking about?
It looks fabulous on you!
**[15:36] man**
Maria-sama, you look stunning!
**[15:41] mar**
Is this really all right?
**[15:43] man**
Yes. You have nothing
to worry about!
**[15:45] man**
The blue cardigan is perfect!
**[15:48] man**
The nurse cap isn't popular on the fashion scene
these days, but it works great for our purposes!
**[15:53] mar**
I see. Right, I'm off...
**[15:55] all**
Good luck!
**[16:02] nag**
We opened two hours ago.
**[16:04] nag**
Since then, we've had
two customers.
**[16:08] nag**
This place is going under.
**[16:10] hay**
Let's not jump to conclusions.
**[16:14] nis**
But I didn't think that I'd get the
chance to work with you.
**[16:19] hay**
Yes. It's certainly a surprise.
**[16:22] hay**
Maybe this is my chance.
**[16:25] ---**
My chance to close the gap between
me and Hayate-kun!
**[16:28] hay**
Well, I guess the gap
between us...
**[16:31] ---**
closed considerably earlier on,
**[16:33] hay**
but that's...
**[16:35] ---**
On the other hand,
**[16:37] ---**
I guess it was good that I was
wearing cute underwear...
**[16:41] hay**
Wait, that's not a good thing!
**[16:43] ---**
No, that wasn't good at all!
**[16:44] ---**
That was a huge mistake!
**[16:45] nag**
Isn't the biggest mistake that
she was hired at all?
**[16:49] hay**
No, I don't think so.
**[16:51] nag**
You're useless anyway. You can just
go ahead and quit if you want.
**[16:58] nis**
I'm not quitting! Unlike you, I have the
power of endurance, so I won't quit!
**[17:03] nag**
Whatever. You'll be fired because you
keep snacking on the merchandise.
**[17:07] hay**
Ojou-sama, where are you going?
**[17:08] nag**
I'm going to wash my hands.
**[17:11] nag**
Listen to me, Hamster!
**[17:12] ---**
When I saw you earlier,
**[17:14] ---**
I saw that your stomach
was drooping.
**[17:17] nis**
Drooping?! It wasn't drooping!
**[17:20] nag**
I wonder...
**[17:23] nis**
I-It wasn't drooping, was
it, Hayate-kun?!
**[17:32] nis**
Hayate-kun!
**[17:34] nag**
Don't blush when thinking
about her body!
**[17:36] ---**
You stupid idiot! Moron!
**[17:39] nis**
Sheesh, and here I was thinking she'd started showing
her cute side since the Shimoda incident...
**[17:45] hay**
But I think Ojou-sama is
relieved you're here.
**[17:53] hay**
Otherwise, she wouldn't have been able to talk to the
customers like that without being overrun by nerves.
**[17:57] nag**
Man, that hamster!
I can't believe her!
**[18:01] ---**
And Hayate, too!
**[18:02] hay**
So, please keep that in
mind, Nishizawa-san.
**[18:08] nis**
Well, I guess it can't be helped.
**[18:11] nag**
What are you talking about?
**[18:13] nag**
We're talking about how Ojou-samas
who can't just be honest are a pain.
**[18:16] nag**
What?!
**[18:18] hay**
Oh, a customer, a customer!
**[18:22] nag**
Geez, really...
**[18:24] nag**
Welcome...
**[18:35] nag**
Ah, welcome.
**[18:36] hay**
Please sit wherever you like.
**[18:39] mar**
Phew, it looks like they
didn't recognize me.
**[18:46] nag**
That's Maria, right?
**[18:48] hay**
That's Maria-san all right.
**[18:50] nis**
She's a maid at your place, right?
**[18:54] hay**
But why's she wearing
a nurse outfit?
**[18:56] nag**
Why are you asking me?
**[18:58] nis**
Maybe cosplaying is her hobby?
**[19:01] nag**
Anyway, it looks like calling her out
would be too much of a hassle.
**[19:04] ---**
Let's just pretend we
don't know her.
**[19:06] all**
Roger!
**[19:07] mar**
It seems like they really didn't expect
someone in a nurse's outfit.
**[19:12] ---**
Now I can watch Nagi
work in peace.
**[19:17] ash**
Hey, guys.
**[19:19] nag**
Welcome back, Mr. Ashibashi!
**[19:21] ash**
Thanks to you, I think I might be able
to hit my deadline this week.
**[19:24] nag**
That's great news.
**[19:27] mar**
Wow, Nagi's already talking
to a customer so naturally.
**[19:31] ---**
This is amazing.
**[19:33] mar**
I'm relieved.
**[19:35] ---**
It looks like this job is really steering
her in the right direction.
**[19:38] nag**
I'm glad I could be of help.
**[19:41] ash**
So, I brought you this autograph
as a sign of my gratitude.
**[19:43] nag**
Oh really?
**[19:56] ash**
Please marry me!
**[20:00] ash**
I never thought I'd meet the woman
of my dreams in this café,
**[20:03] ---**
and in a blue cardigan to boot!
**[20:07] ash**
So, please marry me!
**[20:09] mar**
Excuse me but what
kind of logic is that?
**[20:12] hay**
This has suddenly gotten
out of hand.
**[20:15] nag**
Manga writers are always dreaming,
so this happens quite a lot.
**[20:18] nis**
Really?
**[20:19] hay**
Anyway, I'm gonna go save her.
**[20:22] nag**
Okay, but please try to pretend
that you don't know it's Maria.
**[20:26] ---**
It'd be too much hassle otherwise.
**[20:28] hay**
Roger!
**[20:30] hay**
Sir, please stop!
**[20:31] ---**
That sort of behavior is
not permitted in here!
**[20:34] ash**
Don't attempt to halt the
course of true love!
**[20:36] ---**
If I have no love in my heart,
I can't be a superhero!
**[20:39] hay**
But sir, you're a manga artist!
**[20:41] hay**
Ah geez,
**[20:44] ---**
how can I make him give up, without
revealing Maria-san's identity?
**[20:50] hay**
Got it!
**[20:51] hay**
Sir, please contain yourself!
**[20:53] ash**
What are you doing?!
**[20:55] hay**
Please look at this person carefully!
She may be dressed like this...
**[20:59] hay**
but she's actually a guy!
**[21:07] ash**
For real?
**[21:09] hay**
Yes, don't be deceived anymore.
**[21:12] hay**
There's no way such a cute girl
could actually be a girl.
**[21:15] ash**
Oh, that makes sense!
**[21:19] ash**
Thank you so much! I was this close
to walking straight off a cliff.
**[21:23] ---**
I've got work to do,
so I'm off again.
**[21:26] hay**
Yes, good luck.
**[21:29] hay**
Phew, that was close.
You were about to be...
**[21:36] mar**
Hayate-kun...
**[21:38] hay**
Whoa! Maria-san, why?!
**[21:43] nag**
Oh boy, Hayate just doesn't
have any tact...
**[21:47] mar**
...a young seventeen-year-old
girl. Do you understand?
**[21:47] nag**
You said it.
**[21:51] mar**
I'm only seventeen years old and
still full of energy, you got that?
**[21:53] nag**
What's wrong?
**[21:54] nis**
Oh, nothing...
**[21:56] mar**
Really, I'm only seventeen years
old and still very lively and fun.
**[22:00] nis**
Maybe Hayate-kun
likes that maid...
**[22:05] nis**
No, that can't be true...
**[22:10] nar**
As for Gouji Ashibashi's battle manga
*Shitsubou Sensei*...
**[22:16] nar**
In the grand finale, the heroes defeat a strange final
boss who can't be classified as male nor female.
**[22:23] nar**
Following the previous half-year season of the anime adaption,
it was also decided to be renewed for another run.
**[22:28] nar**
Its popularity knew no bounds...
**[24:06] nag**
Three coffees, one Brazil bloomer, and two funamones.
**[24:09] hay**
Roger that!
**[24:09] nag**
Next, Table Three.
**[24:11] nis**
Hayate-kun, Nagi-chan, what
are you doing in the kitchen?
**[24:14] nag**
We're obviously simulating
what could happen.
**[24:16] nag**
We're currently dealing with
thirty waiting customers.
**[24:19] nag**
Hayate, our next stop is a café that's given up on
itself and holding on by the skin of its teeth.
**[24:23] hay**
Gotcha, Ojou-sama.
**[24:24] hay**
Maybe they're both bored because
there are no customers.
**[24:27] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler
will be entitled *Our Destination*
**[24:30] nag**
We're going to deliver a birthday cake
to Sakuya in hostile territory.
# 23 - Our Destination
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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***SIGN*** Ice cold.
**[01:32] hay**
That reminds me... it's Sakuya-san's birthday today, isn't it?
**[01:36] nag**
Oh yeah.
**[01:39] hay**
Ojou-sama, aren't you going to her party?
**[01:44] nag**
Well, I guess I could show my face for a little while, but...
**[01:50] hay**
You sound pretty tired.
**[01:52] nag**
No! I'm just... I'm just a little worn out, that's all.
**[01:58] hay**
That was your first day of work, after all.
**[02:01] hay**
You worked really hard today, so it's not surprising that you're worn out.
**[02:05] nag**
You think so? I guess I did work hard, didn't I?
**[02:08] hay**
Yes. You worked really hard!
***SIGN*** Our Destination
**[02:27] hin**
I'm finally finished for the day...
**[02:29] aik**
Thanks for your hard work today. I'll wrap up the rest.
**[02:33] hin**
Okay. Thank you, Vice President.
**[02:36] aik**
Don't mention it.
**[02:38] hin**
The inauguration ceremony for the new students and everything else...
**[02:43] hin**
I think this school lumps too much work on its students.
**[02:47] aik**
It's not all bad though. You can use the trust the board has in you...
**[02:50] aik**
and secretly sell off school property to give them the shock of a lifetime.
**[02:55] hin**
Hm, I don't know about that...
**[02:58] aik**
Only joking!
**[03:00] aik**
By the way, do you know where Miss Secretary, Chiharu-san, is today?
**[03:04] hin**
She said she had some urgent business to take care of.
**[03:08] aik**
Business?
**[03:15] sak**
What? Are Nagi and co. coming?
**[03:18] sak**
Well, she's a childhood friend and he's her butler, so I'm guessing they'll probably show up.
**[03:22] chi**
Ah, I see...
**[03:25] sak**
What is it? You don't want to see them?
**[03:28] chi**
Oh, it's nothing like that.
**[03:32] nar**
This girl is worried.
**[03:35] nar**
Last time, she wasn't recognized because they'd never really met before...
**[03:40] nar**
But if they keep crossing paths, her identity will soon be revealed!
**[03:46] chi**
Our school has no issues with us getting part-time jobs. That's not the problem though...
**[03:51] izu**
Hey, Chi-chan! Wanna come and have some karaoke fun with us?
**[03:56] chi**
I don't like loud noises, so I'll pass.
**[04:00] chi**
That's what I sound like at school...
**[04:02] ---**
but this side of me is completely different.
**[04:06] chi**
If they find out I'm leading a double life, it'll be so embarrassing!
**[04:08] chi**
Oh nuts...
**[04:10] sak**
I wonder what's up with Haru-san...
**[04:12] nar**
Anyway, the reason we're at this juncture...
**[04:17] nar**
is because of this scene...
**[04:21] chi**
What? Dad's company died?
***SIGN*** Note: Play on words of "Tousan" (father) and "Tousan" (bankruptcy).
**[04:24] mom**
Chiharu-chan, now's not the time for bad puns!
**[04:28] chi**
That wasn't supposed to be a pun, Mother.
**[04:32] chi**
But there's nothing we can do about it now.
**[04:35] ---**
I'm going to find a part-time job,
**[04:37] chi**
so please leave the room now.
**[04:39] mom**
Oh Chiharu-chan, you're so mean!
**[04:41] ---**
I've never even worked before!
**[04:46] chi**
But what should I go for?
**[04:48] chi**
If I have to get a part-time job, I'd like it to be a company that has cute uniforms.
**[04:53] chi**
But I guess work's not meant to be fun...
**[04:59] ma1**
Welcome all! Today is the grand opening of this maid café.
**[05:04] chi**
Maid café?
**[05:05] maids**
Please come inside.
**[05:06] ---**
But...
***SIGN*** Tense. Nervous.
**[05:11] chi**
Pitiful!
**[05:13] chi**
Those cute maid outfits are completely wasted on them!
**[05:17] chi**
Curses!
**[05:18] ---**
If they let me into one of those uniforms,
**[05:20] ---**
I could show them how to do so much more with them!
**[05:24] chi**
But I'm the no-nonsense secretary of the Hakuou Gakuin Student Council...
**[05:28] chi**
If anyone finds out that I work at a maid café...
**[05:32] chi**
Now I think about it,
**[05:34] ---**
if my dad's company is bankrupt, there's no way I can go to Hakuou anyway.
**[05:37] chi**
Then, it's not... but still...
**[05:42] kag**
Excuse me, are you here for the maid job?
**[05:46] chi**
Yes! I'm pleased to make your acquaintance!
**[05:50] nar**
In the end, a new investor was found...
**[05:53] nar**
so her father's company didn't go bankrupt after all.
**[06:00] ---**
But for some reason, she was scouted to become Sakuya's personal maid,
**[06:04] nar**
which brings us hurtling back to the present day.
**[06:06] nar**
It should have been a great way to be a maid without being spotted, but...
**[06:12] chi**
I never would have guessed...
**[06:13] ---**
that Sakuya-san would be friends with that rich Sanzenin girl and her butler boy...
**[06:24] sak**
I see. I guess that means neither you nor Nagi will be able to make it.
**[06:29] hay**
I'm afraid that's how it is. She said she'd take a quick nap and go when she wakes up.
**[06:33] sak**
I bet she'll be asleep till morning now anyway.
**[06:36] ---**
Don't sweat it.
**[06:39] sak**
Catch you later!
**[06:42] chi**
They can't make it?
**[06:45] sak**
Yeah, apparently Nagi's exhausted and she's fast asleep or something.
**[06:50] sak**
So, currently, you're my only childhood friend who's made it here.
**[06:55] sak**
Isumi-san's got lost, as usual.
**[06:58] wat**
Don't you think you should be worrying about her?
**[07:00] sak**
It always happens. She'll be fine.
**[07:03] chi**
The Sanzenin girl's not here. That means...
**[07:06] chi**
I can't run into anyone I know!
**[07:10] chi**
That means...
**[07:11] ---**
I should be even more cheerful...
**[07:13] ---**
to make sure Sakuya-san doesn't get lonely!
**[07:16] aik**
Excuse me...
**[07:17] chi**
How can I help you, miss?
**[07:25] chi**
Aika-san?! Why's Aika-san here?!
**[07:31] chi**
No, calm down.
**[07:33] ---**
It's not like my cover's been blown...
**[07:35] aik**
Chiharu-san, what are you doing here?
**[07:39] chi**
It's been blown.
**[07:40] chi**
Oh miss, I have no idea who you are referring to.
**[07:45] chi**
Maybe you have me mistaken-
**[07:46] aik**
Chiharu Harukaze, a junior at Hakuou Gakuin,
**[07:50] aik**
Student Council Secretary, a frosty sixteen-year-old who looks good in glasses.
**[07:54] aik**
I'm right, aren't I?
**[07:58] sak**
But man, this is depressing.
**[08:02] sak**
I mean, there are tons of people here,
**[08:05] sak**
but I've been ditched by most of my childhood friends.
**[08:08] sak**
And I even told them that I only wanted something that'll make me laugh for my birthday.
**[08:14] sak**
So, considering you're the only guy here, I'm guessing...
**[08:17] sak**
you're gonna show me something hilarious, right?
**[08:20] wat**
Looks like you're having fun.
**[08:21] sak**
Anyway,
**[08:25] ---**
the stage is over here!
***SIGN*** Wataru's Riotous Stand-up
**[08:29] sak**
All right, break a leg!
**[08:32] wat**
Um... but...
**[08:34] sak**
Break. A. Leg.
**[08:36] wat**
Um... but...
**[08:39] aik**
So, the business you had to attend to was actually this maid obsession of yours.
**[08:43] aik**
I see.
**[08:45] aik**
That's a really cute outfit.
**[08:48] chi**
O-Oh crap! Aika-san's eyes have flipped into Sadist Mode.
**[08:53] chi**
She's going to have a field day with this!
**[08:57] chi**
But, wait a sec! Why are you here anyway?!
**[09:02] aik**
Well, naturally...
**[09:03] ---**
it's because the kanji for 'Ai' from Aika...
**[09:05] aik**
originated from the name Aizawa, so we're indebted to them.
**[09:09] chi**
I've never heard of anything so ridiculous!
**[09:11] aik**
Anyway, you're quite different here than at school.
**[09:16] chi**
That's...
**[09:18] chi**
Please don't tell anyone at school! If possible,
**[09:23] chi**
it'd be great if you could wipe your memory of this encounter as well...
**[09:26] aik**
Don't worry.
**[09:28] chi**
Aika-san!
**[09:29] aik**
I'm going to forget every bit of it.
**[09:33] chi**
She lied! She's writing down every detail so she doesn't forget anything!
**[09:39] sak**
Hey, Haru-san! Wataru's show is about to start.
**[09:44] chi**
Coming!
**[09:45] ---**
Anyway, we need to discuss this later!
**[09:48] aik**
Sure thing. Bye.
**[10:02] wat**
What *is* this?
**[10:03] ---**
What did I do to deserve this?
**[10:05] ---**
God, please tell me.
**[10:07] chi**
Your friend's quite brave, isn't he?
**[10:11] sak**
He was a hero in his previous life.
**[10:14] wat**
What should I do? Should I just walk offstage without doing anything?
**[10:17] wat**
But then, I'd crush all of Sakuya's expectations...
**[10:21] saki**
Good luck, young master!
**[10:23] wat**
I've got no choice. I guess...
**[10:26] ---**
I'll just go for it!
**[10:29] wat**
Members of the audience! Please watch very carefully!
**[10:34] sak**
That move...
**[10:41] wat**
Ouch, my thumb...
**[10:53] nar**
They say that those ten seconds felt longer than a year.
**[11:01] guest**
Oh, how wonderful.
**[11:04] nar**
It worked because it was so pathetic.
**[11:07] saki**
You did it.
**[11:09] ---**
But I wonder how he did it. I'll ask him to teach me later.
**[11:13] butl**
Welcome, Sanzenin-sama!
**[11:15] butl**
It's good to see you here!
**[11:17] nag**
Man, couldn't she just have had a cozy, intimate birthday party for once?
**[11:22] hay**
Well, that's quite ambitious.
**[11:26] aik**
How do you do, Sanzenin-san?
**[11:31] aik**
Oh, you must be Ayasaki-kun.
**[11:34] aik**
You're always helping the President out.
**[11:37] hay**
Um...
**[11:39] aik**
I'm the Vice President of the Hakuou Gakuin Student Council.
**[11:42] aik**
My name's Aika Kasumi. It's nice to finally meet you, Hayate Ayasaki-kun.
**[11:46] hay**
Oh, you're the Vice President!
**[11:49] hay**
Well, Hinagiku-san always has to look out for me, so I should be apologizing for that.
**[11:54] nag**
By the way, where's Sakuya?
**[11:56] aik**
Oh, Sakuya-san's with Chi...
**[11:59] aik**
I mean, she's currently busy,
**[12:03] ---**
so going to find her might not be a good idea.
**[12:07] aik**
Please wait in that room over there.
**[12:09] ---**
When she has some time, I'll send her in.
**[12:17] aik**
Sakuya-san.
**[12:19] aik**
May I borrow your maid?
**[12:22] ---**
I have to talk to her about something.
**[12:24] sak**
That's fine, I guess.
**[12:26] sak**
Okay, Haru-san, I'll be over in Wataru's waiting room.
**[12:30] chi**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Sanzenin-sama.
**[12:33] aik**
This way, Chiharu-san.
**[12:34] chi**
Huh? Um, Aika-san...
**[12:38] aik**
It's me, Aika. Sakuya-san is in Wataru-sama's waiting room.
**[12:43] hay**
Gotcha. Thank you very much!
**[12:47] hay**
Huh? Where did she go?
**[12:49] nag**
Dunno. Bathroom, maybe?
**[12:51] hay**
What kind of person is that Aika-san?
**[12:54] nag**
Not sure? I don't know her that well,
**[12:56] nag**
but Hina says that she's pretty sharp and really kind to boot.
**[13:03] chi**
So please, keep this a secret from everyone at school.
**[13:07] aik**
That's what I'm doing.
**[13:19] sak**
Hey, good job out there.
**[13:22] sak**
You were great, so don't be so down about it.
**[13:26] wat**
Please kill me...
**[13:32] sak**
Don't be like that.
**[13:34] ---**
You were cool.
**[13:37] sak**
I bet Isumi-san would have fallen for you if she'd been watching.
**[13:40] ---**
Huh?
**[13:41] wat**
Don't spout nonsense.
**[13:44] ---**
I'm not.
**[13:47] ---**
I personally like that side of you.
**[13:53] wat**
Ah jeez, don't hang onto me like you did when we were kids.
**[14:07] onscr/isu**
Flustered
**[14:10] isu**
So, Sakuya loves Wataru-kun and Wataru-kun is attacking Sakuya...
**[14:16] sak**
That's not what happened!
**[14:17] sak**
Don't jump to conclusions after only seeing a tiny snippet of the action, you hear me?!
**[14:22] sak**
So you heard that whole conversation too?
**[14:24] isu**
That thing about Wataru-kun and me...
**[14:28] wat**
No, that was...
**[14:30] isu**
Wataru-kun, I'm happy that you feel that way, but...
**[14:34] isu**
your skit was a bit dodgy.
**[14:39] isu**
On such a big stage,
**[14:41] isu**
such a small finger trick is hard to see for the audience.
**[14:45] ---**
In a situation like that, an action that uses the whole body would have been more appropriate.
**[14:48] both**
She's slamming the performance!
**[14:49] isu**
So, as for me falling for you...
**[14:54] wat**
Damn you all!
**[14:57] isu**
What's wrong with Wataru-kun?
**[14:59] sak**
You really are the Devil, aren't you?
**[15:02] nag**
What are you guys doing?
**[15:05] sak**
Nagi!
**[15:06] nag**
And I came all the way here...
**[15:09] hay**
Good evening.
**[15:10] sak**
What's this?
**[15:11] ---**
I heard you were going to sleep till morning because you were pooped.
**[15:14] nag**
I *am* pooped! I really wanted to sleep till morning!
**[15:17] nag**
But it's your birthday, right? So...
**[15:21] ---**
Here, your present.
**[15:24] sak**
Thank you, Nagi.
**[15:26] nag**
It's nothing.
**[15:27] hay**
Ojou-sama was so sleepy that she could hardly walk.
**[15:31] ---**
But she insisted.
**[15:33] nag**
Hey, Hayate!
**[15:36] sak**
Well, that's that.
**[15:38] ---**
Hayate-han, since you came along too,
**[15:41] sak**
that means you're going to do something funny for me, right?
**[15:45] hay**
What?
**[15:47] mar**
Sorry I'm late.
**[15:50] mar**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** "Laugh, it's funny!"
**[15:56] hay**
What am I supposed to do now, God?!
**[16:04] hay**
And then he said, full of confidence:
**[16:07] ---**
There are no mixers in Oklahoma.
**[16:18] hay**
Then, George replied:
**[16:21] ---**
Hey, hey, that's just like our president!
**[16:33] mar**
Hayate-kun's pretty amazing.
**[16:35] nag**
Yeah, I'm surprised he can talk so naturally in front of so many people.
**[16:40] sak**
Shame his jokes are so lame...
**[16:45] kag**
How was your first day?
**[16:47] ayu**
Great! I learned a lot and it was really fun.
**[16:51] kag**
I see. That's good to hear.
**[16:54] ---**
But you didn't have to stay till the end.
**[16:57] ayu**
No, please don't worry about it.
**[17:00] ayu**
Hayate-kun basically ran the store by himself today,
**[17:04] ---**
so I haven't really done anything.
**[17:07] ayu**
This was the least I could do.
**[17:09] kag**
You're a good kid, Ayumu-chan.
**[17:11] ayu**
Stop! You're making me blush!
**[17:15] ayu**
Besides, I need to hurry and learn how to do everything so I can make Hayate-kun...
**[17:21] hay**
Wow, you made a coffee just for me...
**[17:26] ---**
It's as refreshing as morning dew from a forest where fairies dwell.
**[17:32] hay**
I can never leave the side of someone who makes coffee like this!
**[17:36] hay**
Nishizawa-san, please go out with me.
**[17:39] ayu**
Oh, Hayate-kun.
**[17:42] ayu**
Something like that could happen! I think it could really happen!
**[17:46] ayu**
Genius! I'm a genius, aren't I?!
**[17:48] kag**
Is Ayumu-chan going to be okay?
**[17:52] kag**
Well, I'm going upstairs to organize some paperwork.
**[17:56] kag**
Can you take care of the rest of the cleaning?
**[17:57] ayu**
Yes, leave it to me!
**[18:04] ayu**
But working with Hayate-kun...
**[18:09] ayu**
You really never know what's gonna happen in here.
**[18:15] ayu**
Oh I'm sorry, I'm afraid we're closed... huh?
**[18:21] hay**
What?
**[18:22] hay**
This is bad.
**[18:24] ---**
I was going to the kitchen to get ojou-sama a cup of tea with milk,
**[18:28] hay**
but I ended up in a completely different room.
**[18:32] hay**
What's the matter? Are you lost too?
**[18:38] hin**
Don't talk to me like that. Go eat dirt, baldy.
**[18:43] hay**
Um...
**[18:45] hin**
Help! This man's a molester! Help! Police!
**[18:49] hay**
What?!
**[18:50] hin**
No! I'm being kidnapp-
**[18:53] asa**
Why are you screaming the house down?!
**[18:55] hin**
Asato, what did you do that for, you moron?!
**[18:58] asa**
You know exactly why I did it, Hinata!
**[19:00] ---**
You're harassing people again!
**[19:02] hin**
Shut up! Do you want me to crack your skull open?!
**[19:05] asa**
What did you just say?
**[19:06] ---**
Do you want me to stick a straw in your split skull and drink the goo inside, idiot?!
**[19:10] hay**
Um...
**[19:12] hin**
What? You're still here?
**[19:14] asa**
You're really slow.
**[19:19] dad**
You two, you'd better not be causing trouble for other people.
**[19:23] dad**
I'm sorry about my kids...
**[19:25] hay**
Oh, don't worry about it.
**[19:27] dad**
But your show was really great, Ayasaki-kun.
**[19:31] dad**
I haven't laughed that much in a long time. It was really funny.
**[19:36] hay**
Thank you very much.
**[19:38] dad**
Especially the part about the leek thief.
**[19:41] dad**
Who would have thought that George would be from the west coast.
**[19:45] hay**
Did that happen?
**[19:52] dad**
No.
**[19:54] hay**
What's with this person?
**[19:57] ayu**
But I didn't think I'd meet you here, Hina-san.
**[20:01] hin**
That's what I was going to say.
**[20:04] ---**
Why are you working here?
**[20:06] hin**
Just so you know, this place is losing money hand over fist.
**[20:09] ---**
It could go under any time.
**[20:11] ayu**
Well, I kinda saw how much money it was losing today.
**[20:15] ayu**
But the work's fun because Nagi-chan and Hayate-kun are here, too.
**[20:20] hin**
Nagi and Hayate-kun?
**[20:23] hay**
What?! They're your siblings and your father?
**[20:27] sak**
Yeah, our wet nurse and my two sisters are here too,
**[20:30] ---**
but they're asleep.
**[20:32] hay**
I see.
**[20:34] dad**
That's right, Ayasaki-kun.
**[20:37] dad**
But, Nagi-ojousan...
**[20:39] ---**
Thank you for coming to my daughter's birthday party.
**[20:42] dad**
Here. It's not much, but...
**[20:44] ---**
It's a lightly-salted wild salmon.
**[20:46] dad**
It's stuffed with salmon caviar. It's very tasty.
**[20:49] nag**
I don't want anything that fishy.
**[20:51] dad**
Okay, then maybe I'll just show you my special naked stand-up instead.
**[20:57] sak**
That's not gonna happen, idiot!
**[20:59] dad**
Sakuya, how could you do that to your beloved father?!
**[21:01] sak**
Easy! Dad,
**[21:03] ---**
you've failed so many times because you tried to pull that!
**[21:06] dad**
Fine, fine.
**[21:08] ---**
Then, I won't do the stand-up, I'll just get naked for now.
**[21:11] sak**
Not gonna happen! No way!
**[21:14] hin**
Enough, Asato. Get him!
**[21:16] asa**
Roger!
**[21:18] mar**
They really haven't changed.
**[21:20] nag**
Yeah.
**[21:29] mar**
What's wrong?
**[21:31] hay**
Ojou-sama?
**[21:32] nag**
I'm just a little tired. I'm off to bed.
**[21:41] hin**
Nagi and Hayate-kun are working here too?
**[21:44] ayu**
Yes. All three of us worked here today.
**[21:47] ayu**
It kinda feels like this is fate.
**[21:50] ---**
That's what this situation makes me want to say.
**[21:57] hin**
I'll support you.
**[22:02] hin**
I'm in love with this guy...
**[22:07] hin**
Yes, I can't keep running away any more...
**[22:12] hin**
Ayumu.
**[22:13] ayu**
Yes?
**[22:14] hin**
The cherry blossom season is almost over.
**[22:18] ---**
Do you want to come see the cherry blossom trees at night when you're done?
**[22:23] hin**
I've got something important to talk to you about.
**[24:05] hay**
Hm, where'd Ojou-sama go?
**[24:08] ---**
We were supposed to do today's preview together.
**[24:11] hay**
Ojou-sama? Where are you?
**[24:14] hay**
The preview's about to start.
**[24:18] ---**
She's not here after all.
**[24:19] ---**
Maybe something happened to her?!
**[24:23] hay**
I have to go find her!
**[24:25] hay**
And finally, the climax of the tumultuous waves!
**[24:27] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled *Distance*.
**[24:31] hay**
Ojou-sama, I'll be there right away!
# 24 - Distance
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:00] nag**
preview
***SIGN*** Distance
**[01:37] ayu**
Wow...
**[01:39] ayu**
I didn't realize so many cherry blossom trees were still in bloom.
**[01:42] hin**
Yeah, they're going at it this year, aren't they?
**[01:47] ayu**
The cherry blossom trees in Shimoda were pretty,
**[01:49] ayu**
but the ones here in Tokyo are colorful too.
**[01:52] hin**
Oh yeah, we went to look at the cherry blossoms in Shimoda as well, didn't we?
**[01:56] hin**
Anyway, the reason I asked you out here...
**[02:01] ayu**
Oh, that reminds me!
**[02:03] ayu**
Did you know that this shopping district has a centerpiece?
**[02:07] hin**
A centerpiece?
**[02:09] hin**
They have something like that? I've never heard anything like that before...
**[02:14] ayu**
Yeah, it's just up ahead in this park here.
**[02:17] ayu**
Do you wanna go and see?
**[02:22] ayu**
Apparently, the centerpiece is said to give you courage.
**[02:26] hin**
Ah...
**[02:27] hin**
Well, considering what I have to tell her, something like that...
**[02:33] ayu**
Look! You can see it already.
**[02:45] ayu**
This is the centerpiece of the shopping district: the Ginnan Ferris Wheel!
**[02:49] ayu**
Isn't it amazing?! It's over a hundred meters high.
**[02:57] ayu**
I didn't even know it was here!
**[03:00] hin**
Um, yeah...
**[03:03] hin**
Yeah, I really didn't know about it either...
**[03:07] narr**
Please note: This girl is afraid of heights.
**[03:11] ayu**
Okay, Hina-san, let's jump on!
**[03:15] ayu**
Let's go up to its highest point!
**[03:18] hin**
What?
**[03:21] nar**
Please note: This girl is *very* afraid of heights.
**[03:27] hin**
But what I need to talk to you about...
**[03:31] ayu**
That's just another reason to go up there!
**[03:33] ayu**
It's easier to chat somewhere where we're all by ourselves!
**[03:38] ayu**
Come on, Hina-san!
**[03:40] hin**
Um, sure...
**[03:43] nar**
Hinagiku-chan surrendered, thinking that this must be her punishment...
**[03:49] hay**
Sakuya-san, you're really rich, aren't you?
**[03:53] sak**
I see, I see.
**[03:56] ---**
To you, it looks like I'm the daughter of a stinking rich family.
**[04:00] hay**
No, that's not what I meant...
**[04:06] hay**
But you rented out such a huge venue, invited all these people,
**[04:09] hay**
and you've also got a cute maid to boot, so I just thought it was amazing, that's all.
**[04:14] sak**
That cute maid bit intrigues me...
**[04:18] sak**
Wait... have you fallen for Haru-san?
**[04:20] hay**
No! What are you talking about?!
**[04:29] sak**
Oh well. I'm sure the immortal, unbeatable, and talented butler...
**[04:35] sak**
of the Sanzenins is very popular,
**[04:37] sak**
but don't let it go to your head.
**[04:39] hay**
You've got it all wrong!
**[04:43] hay**
Besides, I'm not comfortable around women...
**[04:46] hay**
In the end, when I fall in love with someone...
**[04:49] ate**
Forget it! Just do whatever you want!
**[04:53] ate**
You can just... Hayate, you're so...
**[04:59] sak**
What's the matter? You went quiet all of a sudden.
**[05:02] hay**
Oh, sorry! I was just remembering something...
**[05:05] mar**
Hayate-kun!
**[05:08] mar**
Do you know where Nagi is?
**[05:10] hay**
What? She said she was going to have a little rest because she was tired...
**[05:14] hay**
Are you telling me...
**[05:16] mar**
I looked for her, but she's not in her room or anywhere else I can think of...
**[05:21] hay**
Ojou-sama...
**[05:25] ayu**
Wow, this is amazing!
**[05:28] ayu**
Look, Hina-san! This panoramic view is amazing!
**[05:32] hin**
Yeah, you're right. It's great.
**[05:35] ayu**
Hina-san?
**[05:38] hin**
Yes, what a view. I've never seen such a fabulous panoramic view before.
**[05:45] ayu**
Um, surely you can't see anything with your eyes closed?
**[05:49] hin**
It's fine. I do kendo, so I can see everything with my inner eye.
**[05:54] ayu**
I'm pretty sure you can take in the view using just your outer eyes...
**[05:59] ayu**
Wait a minute... are you afraid of heights?
**[06:03] hin**
Of course not! I'm not a child. I'm not afraid of heights!
**[06:10] ayu**
I don't think age is a relevant factor here...
**[06:12] hin**
Just watch! This kind of view is child's play to me!
**[06:19] hin**
Child's... play...
**[06:23] hin**
It's... no... problem... at... all...
**[06:28] ayu**
So, she really can't handle heights after all.
**[06:32] ayu**
But this reminds me of someone else...
**[06:36] ---**
She's as stubborn as Nagi-chan...
**[06:41] nag**
What?!
**[06:44] ayu**
They're both so cute...
**[06:50] ayu**
It stopped...
**[06:54] ayu**
Wait! What? Hina-san?!
**[06:57] hin**
Is this how we're gonna die?
**[07:00] ayu**
Don't worry! We'll be fine! It only stopped for a little bit!
**[07:05] hin**
We're not gonna die? You promise?
**[07:08] ayu**
I promise!
**[07:10] dad**
So, I'd like to start a search-and-rescue for Nagi Sanzenin.
**[07:19] dad**
As it doesn't look like she's been kidnapped,
**[07:22] dad**
and as our family's dignity is on the line,
**[07:24] dad**
I thought we'd be enough to carry out the operation.
**[07:28] ---**
The kids are asleep anyway.
**[07:30] sak**
How oblivious can you be?
**[07:33] dad**
Anyway, I've set these traps up around the house.
**[07:39] dad**
If manga-loving Nagi-chan picks the book up like so...
**[07:47] dad**
Ow, this is really painful. Ow.
**[07:48] sak**
The future of the Aizawa family looks bleak...
**[07:51] sak**
So, in order to avoid someone precious from getting hurt,
**[07:55] sak**
we have to find Nagi, no matter what.
**[07:58] hay**
But Sakuya-san, this place is huge. How should we go about it?
**[08:03] sak**
Let's see, I guess we should go and ask around or check every single room...
**[08:09] isu**
Um...
**[08:10] sak**
What is it, Isumi-san?
**[08:13] isu**
Why don't we just call Nagi's cellphone first?
**[08:19] sak**
Isumi-san made a sensible suggestion!
**[08:21] isu**
What do you mean by that?
**[08:23] nar**
Just so you know, they couldn't get a hold of Nagi.
**[08:29] ayu**
In times like these, you should sing.
**[08:33] hin**
Sing?
**[08:34] ayu**
Yes.
**[08:36] ---**
I had a private tutor for a little while.
**[08:41] ayu**
That tutor told me over and over again....
**[08:44] ---**
that when you're troubled, you should try singing.
**[08:47] ayu**
Well, that guy was a pretty weird teacher who didn't help me study at all,
**[08:51] ayu**
but he taught me how to play the guitar.
**[08:56] hin**
That's not exactly a weird teacher... that's an absurd teacher...
**[09:01] ayu**
Yes, but he was really funny and I loved him...
**[09:05] ayu**
I still treasure the guitar he gave me.
**[09:09] hin**
Ah...
**[09:11] ---**
But singing...
**[09:14] hin**
All right, sing with me.
**[09:17] ayu**
Sure.
**[09:18] hin**
Then...
**[09:23] hin**
On a skewer, we are dumplings, dumplings,
**[09:27] hin**
there are three of us dumplings, dumplings,
**[09:31] hin**
doused in soy sauce, we are dumplings, dumplings.
**[09:31] ayu**
Oh, you're actually singing.
**[09:35] ayu**
Wait, what do you mean by that?!
**[09:38] ayu**
And I can't believe a high school girl like you would pick...
**[09:41] ayu**
the Three Dumpling Brothers.
**[09:43] hin**
What am I supposed to do!? It's the only song that popped into my head!
**[09:47] hin**
Besides, you're the one who brought up the whole singing idea!
**[09:50] ---**
Why didn't you...
**[09:51] ayu**
Well, that's true,
**[09:54] ---**
but I thought it'd make you calm down a bit...
**[10:02] ayu**
What do you think?
**[10:06] hin**
That's not fair...
**[10:08] ayu**
Well, don't be like that.
**[10:15] ayu**
So, do you want to talk about your important news now?
**[10:34] hin**
I have to apologize to you for something.
**[10:39] ayu**
Apologize?
**[10:47] ayu**
What are you talking about, Hina-san?
**[10:50] ayu**
I'm the one who's always causing you trouble.
**[10:53] ---**
What could you possibly apologize for?
**[10:55] hin**
It's about Hayate-kun.
**[10:59] ayu**
What?
**[10:59] hin**
I said I'd root for you and Hayate-kun,
**[11:03] hin**
so this sounds really stupid...
**[11:07] ---**
but I betrayed you...
**[11:15] hay**
But really, where did Ojou-sama go?
**[11:21] sak**
Well, I kinda have an idea.
**[11:25] sak**
She's a bit of a loner, so she probably...
**[11:31] sak**
Oh, by the way, your parents are still alive, aren't they?
**[11:35] hay**
Huh? Yes, most likely. They're quite tough.
**[11:40] sak**
If your parents had a change of heart...
**[11:43] sak**
and said they wanted to live together again,
**[11:46] ---**
what would you do?
**[11:51] hay**
That's totally out of the question.
**[11:54] sak**
Oh, you're quite cold, aren't you?
**[11:56] hay**
Yes. There are no second chances.
**[11:59] sak**
Second chances?
**[12:01] hay**
However, I think that I'd like to track down my missing brother someday.
**[12:06] sak**
What? You have a brother?
**[12:09] hay**
Yes, I do, but he's a lot older than me.
**[12:13] sal**
I see.
**[12:16] ---**
All right...
**[12:18] hay**
What is it?
**[12:19] sak**
Well, so...
**[12:24] sak**
I'm only going to say this because we're alone.
**[12:27] hay**
Okay.
**[12:30] sak**
Truth be told, I have a thing for... Onii-chan...
**[12:35] hay**
Huh?
**[12:37] sak**
And lately, I've been wondering what I should call you...
**[12:43] sak**
I've started feeling bad about calling you the "butler-in-debt".
**[12:47] hay**
Oh, is that so?
**[12:48] sak**
"Oh, is that so?" Is that all you can say when I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve here?!
**[12:56] hay**
I'm sorry, I'm really bad at this...
**[12:59] sak**
So, anyway, this only just occurred to me,
**[13:04] sak**
but what do you think about me calling you Hayate-oniichan?
**[13:08] hay**
Well, I don't know about that...
**[13:11] sak**
Yeah, I guess not...
**[13:12] hay**
Maybe not.
**[13:14] hay**
Anyway, where's Ojou-sama gone to?
**[13:18] sak**
What? You don't know?
**[13:22] sak**
Yukkyun... or rather, Nagi's mother.
**[13:27] hay**
Yukkyun?
**[13:31] sak**
That woman always looked up at it.
**[13:35] sak**
So when she gets lonely, she just wanders off...
**[13:43] hin**
Last month, on my birthday, I was at school alone with Hayate-kun at night.
**[13:49] hin**
He gave me a birthday present.
**[13:53] hin**
Some cookies and something like a memory...
**[13:59] hin**
The present itself was basically a "Thank you",
**[14:02] ---**
and I admit, for Hayate-kun, it wasn't much more than that.
**[14:08] hin**
But that's when I realized...
**[14:12] ---**
how I really feel...
**[14:15] hin**
I...
**[14:16] hin**
I'm in love with Hayate-kun!
**[14:21] hin**
I'm sorry I didn't tell you this sooner!
**[14:23] ---**
But... I was too afraid to tell you!
**[14:51] ayu**
Oh, is that all?
**[14:57] hin**
What do you mean?! Is that all?! I'm being serious here!
**[15:02] ayu**
Er... oh, yeah, right! Wait, what?! You've fallen in love with him?!
**[15:07] hin**
Um, your reaction just went in a pretty unexpected direction...
**[15:11] hin**
I'm sorry... was it the way I told you everything?
**[15:14] hin**
Forget everything and let's try again...
**[15:18] ayu**
No, I think it's fine.
**[15:20] ayu**
But you were so serious that I thought...
**[15:26] hin**
I'm going out with Hayate-kun...
**[15:28] ---**
and we've already done this... and that...
**[15:31] ayu**
or something along those lines...
**[15:33] hin**
Of course not! Why would I be going out with Hayate-kun?!
**[15:40] ayu**
Um, weren't you just saying that you were in love with him?
**[15:44] hin**
Anyway, why are you smiling? I've betrayed you and...
**[15:50] ayu**
Well, that might be true,
**[15:53] ayu**
but that time we went to Shimoda, I realized something.
**[15:58] ayu**
When I confessed my love to Hayate-kun,
**[16:01] ---**
I was under the impression that I would never see him again if I didn't.
**[16:06] ayu**
But...
**[16:09] ---**
if I want to see him, I can always see him.
**[16:14] ayu**
Death has not split us up, we're not fighting,
**[16:20] ayu**
and when we do hang out and talk, it's pretty fun.
**[16:24] ayu**
Right now, and maybe it'll always stay this way in the future...
**[16:27] ayu**
I can't get him to look at me,
**[16:31] ---**
but it's not like we've said goodbye forever.
**[16:34] ayu**
So, no matter who falls in love with Hayate-kun,
**[16:39] ayu**
I'll just win him over at some point.
**[16:46] ayu**
But why don't you confess your love too?
**[16:50] ayu**
You don't have to hold back for my sake.
**[16:55] hin**
I don't think I'll be doing that somehow.
**[16:59] ayu**
Why not? Is it because you're holding back for my sake?
**[17:03] hin**
Well, no, it's kinda hard to say... but telling someone that...
**[17:09] hin**
I love them before they tell me that... it kinda feels like defeat.
**[17:16] ayu**
What kind of childish logic is that?!
**[17:19] hin**
What? This is important to me, all right?!
**[17:21] hin**
I mean if he came to me, then I'd think about it,
**[17:26] hin**
but I would never *ever* say it myself!
**[17:29] ayu**
Um, I don't think romance is meant to be a competition or anything like that...
**[17:35] ayu**
But maybe it's a race...
**[17:38] ---**
To see if I can win Hayate-kun over first,
**[17:41] ayu**
or if he confesses his love to you first.
**[17:46] hin**
Maybe...
**[17:50] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[17:53] nag**
Hayate...
**[17:54] hay**
I was looking for you. What are you doing in a place like this?
**[17:58] nag**
Oh, nothing really.
**[18:01] nag**
It's just that my memories returned to me...
**[18:03] nag**
a bit more vividly this year at Shimoda.
**[18:10] ---**
So, when I was watching the antics of Sakuya's family, it kinda...
**[18:15] nag**
made me think that having a family wasn't all that bad.
**[18:19] hay**
But there are horrible families like mine, don't forget.
**[18:22] nag**
That's true.
**[18:24] hay**
And besides,
**[18:26] ---**
you have people who are with you all the time like a family.
**[18:28] hay**
Maria-san... and me.
**[18:36] nag**
Some time ago,
**[18:38] ---**
there was a guy who told me that he'd be at my side...
**[18:40] nag**
at all times and he'd protect me forever. But now he's vanished without a trace.
**[18:47] nag**
My mother too... and Maria as well...
**[18:51] nag**
While it's true that Maria is by my side and is like family,
**[18:56] nag**
she's sure to fall in love with someone and leave me eventually.
**[19:02] nag**
And I think that day's not so far away now.
**[19:09] hay**
Ojou-sama.
**[19:12] hay**
I thought I had to say something.
**[19:15] hay**
I had to say something...
**[19:17] ---**
to the lonely girl who had her back to me...
**[19:21] hay**
"I'm not like your previous butler" or "I'll stay by your side forever"...
**[19:27] hay**
No! Those are words that won't achieve anything!
**[19:32] hay**
It needs to be something that really plucks at her heartstrings...
**[19:34] ---**
and banishes Ojou-sama's loneliness...
**[19:37] ---**
No...
**[19:40] ---**
This can't be...
**[19:42] hay**
Ojou-sama!
**[19:47] hay**
Oh, my thumb...
**[19:55] nag**
How much stupidity do you need to cram into your day?
**[19:57] nag**
People who think that they can elicit a laugh...
**[19:59] nag**
with something like that should be reincarnated as the cardboard rolls you get in toilet paper.
**[20:03] hay**
I'm sorry. I always do something like that when I'm at a loss for words.
**[20:08] nag**
Geez, you really are incorrigible...
**[20:12] nag**
Because you need help, I'll allow you to stay by my side for a while!
**[20:17] nag**
So don't leave my side!
**[20:20] hay**
I won't!
**[20:23] sak**
You're pretty good!
**[20:25] hay**
Sakuya-san and Maria-san...
**[20:28] sak**
The skit was second-hand, but it was way more fun than your previous show.
**[20:32] mar**
Nagi, you suddenly disappeared and...
**[20:40] mar**
Um, what's the matter?
**[20:45] nag**
It's nothing.
**[20:50] sak**
All right!
**[20:52] sak**
Let's blow this all away, shall we?
**[20:54] sak**
It's time for me to show you my trump card!
**[20:57] nag**
Trump card? I don't really want to see your naked stand-up routine...
**[21:02] sak**
Like I'd do something like that! Behold!
**[21:19] ayu**
Wow, fireworks!
**[21:22] hin**
Oh yeah, but why are they doing that now?
**[21:25] ayu**
I guess someone rich is celebrating. Someone like Nagi-chan.
**[21:31] hin**
You might be right.
**[21:34] har**
This kind of fireworks display for a birthday party... rich people really can do anything...
**[21:41] aiz**
Yes, but...
**[21:47] aiz**
there are lots of things money can't solve.
**[21:59] ayu**
We're looking at the same sky.
**[22:02] hin**
We view it from different locations but...
**[22:23] hay**
Right now...
**[22:25] nag**
We're looking at the same sky.
**[24:05] hay**
Ojou-sama, the second season is coming to a close.
**[24:09] nag**
The crescendo of the raging waves will get your blood boiling!
**[24:11] hay**
Oh, you're quite energetic!
**[24:13] nag**
The same kind of nerve-wracking tension like being a batter with fully-loaded bases...
**[24:14] nag**
at the bottom of the ninth with two outs!
**[24:15] hay**
Oh, that's quite fitting for a finale, isn't it?
**[24:17] nag**
That rush of emotion when you shake hands with your fated nemesis...
**[24:19] nag**
and engage a new incarnation of evil!
**[24:21] hay**
Nemesis? Incarnation of evil?
**[24:23] nag**
And a new character will even make an appearance!
**[24:25] hay**
What? Now?!
**[24:27] hay**
The next episode of Hayate the Combat Butler is entitled...
**[24:28] hay**
*It really is a story about a young lady and her butler.*
**[24:31] nag**
Don't die, Hayate!
# 25 - It's really a story about a young lady and her butler.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYQ4MG4P6/hayate-the-combat-butler-season-1--2)
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**[00:00] onsc**
Packy! The chocolate with
the delicious crunch...
**[01:30] nar**
Somehow, the last episode ended on the right
note to set up a season finale.
**[01:39] nar**
And so, on the very next morning...
**[01:49] mar**
You've got a cold.
**[01:51] nar**
Ojou-sama collapsed!
**[01:54] mar**
A day of work and Sakuya-san's
birthday party wiped her out...
**[02:00] mar**
I guess she needs to do more exercise to build up her stamina.
**[02:04] nag**
Leave me alone.
**[02:06] nag**
Unlike you two, I'm a delicate flower.
**[02:08] ---**
It may not look it, but you have a limitless
store of energy and I don't.
**[02:13] mar**
Hey!
**[02:14] hay**
But are you sure you're okay, Ojou-sama?
**[02:17] nag**
No, I'm not. I'm going to die.
**[02:19] mar**
Should I call for a doctor?
**[02:22] nag**
Definitely not.
**[02:25] nag**
But man, this is pathetic.
**[02:27] hay**
No, it isn't.
**[02:29] ---**
You worked so hard yesterday, it's not surprising you collapsed...
**[02:33] mar**
You really shouldn't spoil her like that.
**[02:36] hay**
But Maria-san...
**[02:37] nag**
Dammit.
**[02:39] ---**
If I have to go and collapse, why did I pick
halfway through spring break to do it?
**[02:42] nag**
I should have collapsed when
the new semester started,
**[02:45] nag**
so I could skip school without
feeling bad about it.
**[02:47] mar**
See? She's perfectly fine.
***SIGN*** *It really is a story about a young
lady and her butler.*
**[02:57] mar**
Well, anyway, I'm going out
to do some shopping.
**[03:01] ---**
Please look after her.
**[03:03] hay**
Gotcha.
**[03:05] mar**
But I guess she must have worked really hard the
entire day for her to have actually collapsed.
**[03:09] hay**
Huh?
**[03:10] mar**
Thank you, Hayate-kun.
I'll leave the rest to you.
**[03:13] hay**
What? Uh...
**[03:15] ---**
Huh?
**[03:16] nag**
Hayate. Hayate.
**[03:19] mar**
See? She's already calling for
you with her meek voice.
**[03:23] hay**
Coming right away!
**[03:25] hay**
What can I do for you?
**[03:26] nag**
My throat's itchy. I want some apple juice.
**[03:30] hay**
Okay, I'll go and prepare some for you now.
**[03:33] nag**
Thanks.
**[03:37] nag**
Where's Maria?
**[03:39] hay**
Maria-san went out.
**[03:41] nag**
I see.
**[03:44] hay**
Klaus-san's also gone till tomorrow.
**[03:48] hay**
And Tama and Shiranui are at the pet
hotel for their routine check-up.
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
**[04:01] nag**
I-I...
**[04:02] nag**
I see.
**[04:05] hay**
I guess that makes it just the two of us.
**[04:06] nag**
What?!
**[04:09] nag**
Th-This is bad. I'm unexpectedly
alone with Hayate again.
**[04:14] nag**
What should I do if Hayate assaults me
because I'm sick and can't move?
**[04:19] nag**
And what if he did this and that...
N-No way! Even something like that?!
**[04:25] nag**
I mean, Hayate is a gentleman,
**[04:28] nag**
but Mother told me that all men
are wolves in sheep's clothing,
**[04:32] ---**
so there's a chance he might...
**[04:34] nag**
No... but... and anyway...
**[04:37] hay**
Ojou-sama.
**[04:38] nag**
What?!
**[04:39] hay**
All right, I'll be in the room
next door, so if there's...
**[04:43] hay**
anything you need, just holler.
**[04:45] nag**
Wait!
**[04:47] hay**
Is there anything else?
**[04:48] nag**
I mean, it's good that you're
not gonna try anything...
**[04:51] ---**
but be a little more considerate, will you?!
**[04:53] hay**
What?
**[04:53] nag**
Anyway, if I'm by myself, I'll get lonely.
**[04:56] nag**
My body won't move, but I'm not sleepy.
**[05:00] ---**
So... So, stay here.
**[05:03] hay**
But when you're ill, you shouldn't overexert
yourself. You should get a good rest.
**[05:08] nag**
Then, do something that'll make me sleepy!
**[05:11] hay**
Hm, something that will make you sleepy?
**[05:14] hay**
Then, how about this lullaby I wrote,
"Mikumiku ni Shitari Saretari..."
**[05:19] nag**
That's too leftfield!
**[05:20] nag**
Don't you have something
else? Something better?
**[05:25] hay**
You shouldn't get all worked up like that.
**[05:28] hay**
How about I read you a picture book then?
**[05:31] nag**
A picture book?
**[05:32] hay**
Isn't that what you do to put kids to sleep?
**[05:34] nag**
Eh. You're treating me like a child again...
**[05:37] nag**
Oh well, I'll sit through it. Make sure
you pick a good one, though.
**[05:42] hay**
I will, don't worry. Well, let's try something
pretty standard and go with:
**[05:46] hay**
*Alice in Wonderland*.
**[05:48] nag**
That's a pretty normal book...
**[05:49] hay**
Yeah, it is.
**[05:51] hay**
Let's see...
**[05:53] hay**
Celestia Being who worked
towards ending all wars...
**[05:56] nag**
Is Alice going to violently
intervene or something?
**[06:00] hay**
Well, anyway, Alice somehow
ends up in Wonderland...
**[06:06] hin**
I seem to be in a strange place...
I wonder where I am.
**[06:11] hay**
Alice is a bit perplexed by the
sudden change of scenery.
**[06:14] hay**
At that very moment, three mysterious
people appear and start talking to her.
**[06:18] ris**
Oh, what's this? Looks like someone
new has shown up.
**[06:20] hin**
Huh?
**[06:24] hay**
What a surprise! They were talking rabbits.
**[06:27] ris**
We're guide rabbits.
**[06:29] izu**
If you want, we can tell you
how to get out of here.
**[06:37] hay**
Alice pitied them.
**[06:38] hin**
It must be tough being in this
just for your sex appeal.
**[06:40] all**
Don't put it like that!
**[06:42] mik**
Anyway, if you want to reach the
exit, you have go this way.
**[06:46] hay**
But the ground was moving! If you stop,
you'll go back to where you started.
**[06:50] hay**
If you want to stay in the same place,
you have to run as fast as you can.
**[06:52] hay**
If you want to keep going forward, you have
to push yourself even faster than that.
**[06:56] hay**
This moving pavement test definitely
wasn't a thinly-veiled metaphor...
**[06:59] hay**
for the rules of society!
**[07:02] mik**
Now go, Alice! If you want to find the exit,
**[07:05] mik**
run this way faster than
you ever have before!
**[07:10] mik**
What?
**[07:11] hay**
But Alice wasn't there anymore.
**[07:14] izu**
Miki-chan, over there.
**[07:16] hay**
Alice wasn't the type to weasel out of hard work,
so this wasn't even close to being a test.
**[07:22] hay**
After that, Alice single-handedly
defeated the entire card army...
**[07:26] hay**
and this is how she conquered Wonderland
and founded a new country.
**[07:30] hay**
She called that country the United States
of Japan and lived in peace...
**[07:35] hay**
And she lived happily ever after.
**[07:36] nag**
What's so happy about that?!
**[07:38] hay**
It's not?
**[07:39] nag**
Of course it isn't! It's not a happy ending
and it's definitely not one I can accept!
**[07:43] hay**
I've got no choice but to use the punchline
I saved for this type of situation:
**[07:50] hay**
To be continued in the next episode!
**[07:53] nar**
There won't be a "next episode", but the
story will continue in the second half.
**[08:04] mar**
How are you feeling, Nagi?
**[08:07] nag**
Hayate, don't you have any books
that are more interesting?
**[08:11] hay**
Let's see,
**[08:12] hay**
I have this one called *The Basic
Principles of the GN Drive...*
**[08:15] ---**
*Based on the Discovery
of New Particles.*
**[08:17] nag**
Ah, so that old geezer Aeolia lived in this age.
**[08:21] mar**
What are you doing?
**[08:23] hay**
Oh, Maria-san.
**[08:24] mar**
Nagi, you should be asleep.
**[08:27] nag**
I've already done everything you can do in bed.
**[08:29] nag**
I've read all my new magazines
and played all my new games.
**[08:33] ---**
There's no anime on at the moment either.
**[08:36] mar**
I think this might be why
you're so unhealthy...
**[08:40] mar**
Anyway, you need to sleep
even if you're not sleepy.
**[08:44] nag**
Hayate, I'm bored. Bring me something
fun to kill three hours or so.
**[08:51] hay**
What about this?
**[08:54] nag**
What's that?
**[08:55] hay**
It's an ant farm.
**[08:56] nag**
Rejected.
**[08:58] hay**
But it's fun. You can use this camera
to watch the tiny lives of the ants.
**[09:02] nag**
What's so fun about watching ants?
**[09:07] nag**
I want some Packy.
**[09:09] hay**
What?
**[09:10] nag**
Packy! You know, Packy!
**[09:11] nag**
I think I'd drift straight off
if I had some Packy.
**[09:14] hay**
I see.
**[09:15] nag**
So, go and buy me some Packy this instant.
**[09:18] hay**
Understood. I'll go get some for you.
**[09:22] nag**
Oh, hang on a second.
**[09:24] ---**
Yes?
**[09:25] nag**
Your tie's all crooked.
**[09:27] hay**
Thank you kindly.
**[09:30] ---**
I'm off now.
**[09:35] mar**
What's up with you and those
Packy all of a sudden?
**[09:40] nag**
Well, they're more interesting
than ants, aren't they?
**[09:44] mar**
You planted a camera on him?!
**[09:47] nag**
Don't you think this is more fun?
**[09:49] mar**
Well, maybe a little...
**[09:51] nag**
See?
**[09:52] nag**
Okay, let's turn it on!
**[10:02] nag**
What's that?
**[10:04] mar**
It looks like he's chasing a stray cat
that's pilfered a fish.
**[10:09] ---**
Hey! Stop running!
**[10:15] nag**
Everyone's laughing...
**[10:19] mar**
The weather's nice out there today...
**[10:23] ---**
Here you go.
**[10:24] sis**
Thank you very much.
**[10:26] hay**
Don't mention it.
**[10:27] sis**
I'm glad I didn't have to resort
to senseless slaughter.
**[10:31] hay**
That's great...
**[10:34] mar**
He's immediately surrounded by trouble.
**[10:37] nag**
It's like that song: "When I went into town
to buy something..."
**[10:45] mar**
I wonder what happened.
**[10:47] nag**
Looks like he forgot to take his wallet.
**[10:50] mar**
He didn't have to stick to
the song that closely...
**[10:54] nag**
Hm? Sakuya?
**[10:58] nag**
What are they talking about?
**[10:59] mar**
Beats me.
**[11:04] both**
Don't tell me...
**[11:09] sak**
Oh, you look good in it!
**[11:11] ---**
I'll make sure I pay you well for this.
**[11:14] hay**
I'm only doing this for an hour.
**[11:22] hay**
Hello?
**[11:23] nag**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[11:25] hay**
I-I'm sorry, Ojou-sama!
**[11:27] ---**
To tell you the truth, I forgot
my wallet and...
**[11:30] nag**
You could have just come home to get it!
**[11:32] hay**
It'll be fine. I'll definitely bring back
some Packy by dinner time!
**[11:37] nag**
Geez.
**[11:38] mar**
Hayate-kun sure is entertaining.
**[11:43] all**
Welcome home, master!
**[11:46] hay**
I'll be right there.
**[11:49] hay**
Please make yourself at home.
**[11:51] hay**
As you wish.
**[11:53] hay**
Two hot premium green teas for you.
**[11:57] hat**
Oh Isumi-chan, look at the cute maid.
**[12:00] isu**
Oh, Hayate-sama...
**[12:02] hay**
Isumi-san and her mother...
**[12:05] hay**
Why have you come to
a niche café like this?
**[12:09] hat**
Why did we come here again?
**[12:11] isu**
Mother, it's because Sakuya
gave us coupons.
**[12:16] nar**
An hour later...
**[12:18] mar**
He worked for exactly an hour.
**[12:21] nag**
Now he can finally return
to the task at hand.
**[12:24] mar**
I hope he doesn't get sucked into
another unfortunate situation.
**[12:27] mar**
What?
**[12:30] nag**
What does Wataru want?
**[12:33] mar**
I wonder what they're talking about.
**[12:36] mar**
Oh, I know. I learned how to lip-read
once, just in case I ever needed to.
**[12:41] nag**
What kind of situation did you think you'd
need it for when you studied it?
**[12:44] mar**
"Hurry up and return that Onetsui DVD
I secretly loaned to Nagi."
**[12:50] mar**
"It's not like it's any good for girls,
even if it's full of bath scenes."
**[12:55] mar**
Interesting. So you've been secretly
borrowing stuff like that, have you?
**[12:59] nag**
O-Okay, we have to watch what happens next!
**[13:02] nar**
Another two hours later...
**[13:06] mar**
He was asked for directions fifteen times,
helped twenty-three elderly people,
**[13:13] mar**
was blocked off by a roadblock
because of a robbery,
**[13:15] mar**
ran into the robbers themselves and made a citizen's
arrest, and then stumbled on their hideout...
**[13:21] nag**
And to top it all off...
**[13:23] hay**
Excuse me, I'm looking for Packy.
**[13:25] girl**
We're sold out.
**[13:26] ---**
What?!
**[13:28] guy**
Sold out.
**[13:30] guy**
If we had any, I'd want them too!
**[13:34] nag**
I guess Packy must have gone
the way of the dinosaur.
**[13:38] mar**
That must be it.
**[13:41] hay**
I didn't realize Packy was so popular.
**[13:45] hay**
I guess I have to pay more attention
to stuff like this...
**[13:54] mik**
Today's our Packy party!
**[13:56] ris**
Let's eat Packy all night!
**[13:57] izu**
I agree.
**[13:58] aiz**
I wonder why I've got this sudden
urge to eat Packy today.
**[14:02] chi**
I wonder why too.
**[14:05] yuk**
Who'd have guessed Packy would
go so well with booze?!
**[14:13] nag**
His amazingly bad luck kinda
makes me want to cry...
**[14:17] mar**
Maybe we should make some sukiyaki for Hayate-kun tonight.
**[14:24] nag**
Even Hinagiku's eating some!
**[14:26] hay**
I didn't realize Packy was selling so well...
**[14:29] hin**
You said it.
**[14:31] ---**
I don't know why, but I had
a craving for some, too.
**[14:37] hin**
Hayate-kun, you couldn't find any?
**[14:40] hay**
Yeah, actually...
**[14:43] hin**
Does it taste nice?
**[14:46] hay**
Yes.
**[14:48] nag**
Why the hell are you eating it?!
**[14:53] ---**
Have more.
**[14:55] mar**
It looks like after all that bad luck, he's now
slipped into trouble of the female variety.
**[15:01] hay**
Hello?
**[15:02] nag**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[15:04] hay**
I-I'm sorry!
**[15:05] nag**
If you're just gonna fool around, I don't
want any Packy! Just come back home!
**[15:09] hay**
I-It's okay, Ojou-sama! I have one final lead!
**[15:13] nag**
What?
**[15:14] hay**
I'm sure there'll still be some at the legendary
hundred-year-old candy store,
**[15:17] hay**
that quietly operates in a back alley
that only a select few know about.
**[15:21] hay**
I promise I'll buy you a box and
bring it back by dinnertime!
**[15:25] nag**
R-Really?
**[15:27] hay**
Yes, so please hold on just a little longer!
**[15:31] nag**
Okay, I'll be waiting.
**[15:33] hay**
Great! Bye.
**[15:36] nag**
A legendary candy shop, eh?
**[15:38] mar**
I hope the candy won't be past
its sell-by-date by now...
**[15:42] nag**
I didn't know it was possible to worry
so much over some silly candy...
**[15:46] nag**
At first, I didn't actually
care about Packy at all,
**[15:49] nag**
but now I'm craving some too!
**[15:51] nar**
That's why Hayate's running around.
**[16:01] nag**
There it is!
**[16:02] mar**
There's one left!
**[16:03] ---**
Found it!
**[16:19] hay**
Nishizawa-san?!
**[16:20] nis**
Hayate-kun!
**[16:23] nis**
Hayate-kun! Why are you here in the legendary
hundred-year-old candy store...
**[16:28] nis**
that's quietly operates in a back alley
that only a select few know about?
**[16:31] hay**
Should I ask her to let me have that last box?
No, would it even be okay for me to ask that?
**[16:35] hay**
Nishizawa-san came all the way to the legendary
hundred-year-old candy store...
**[16:39] hay**
that's quietly operates in a back alley that only
a select few know about so she can buy some.
**[16:44] hay**
But, for Ojou-sama's sake,
I'm gonna have to be evil!
**[16:51] hay**
Nishizawa-san!
**[16:53] nis**
What is it?
**[16:55] hay**
Do you like that Packy stuff?
**[16:59] nis**
Yes, I love it!
**[17:00] hay**
I see.
**[17:05] nar**
After that, Hayate ran all the way to the
next town and then, the next prefecture,
**[17:09] nar**
in search of some Packy, but...
**[17:14] nag**
He actually made it to the edge of the world...
**[17:17] mar**
I'm starting to feel sorry for Hayate-kun.
Let's call him and tell him to come home.
**[17:21] nag**
Yeah.
**[17:34] nar**
In the end, Hayate even lost his
means of communication!
**[17:37] nar**
Is the combat butler going to give up now?!
**[17:41] ---**
No, the Packy... he's...
***SIGN*** Donguri Café
**[17:45] nar**
The Packy...
**[17:48] ---**
The Packy...
**[17:50] hay**
I made some!
**[17:52] nar**
He made them himself.
**[17:56] mar**
That's just like Hayate-kun.
**[17:58] mar**
He didn't let all that bad luck get him down and even
managed to get hold of some Packy in the end!
**[18:01] nag**
Well, it's obviously fake,
**[18:04] ---**
but I guess I'll accept that
his effort was real.
**[18:07] mar**
I'm going to prepare dinner,
**[18:10] ---**
so don't eat too many of
Hayate-kun's Packy.
**[18:29] hay**
Ojou-sama, I'll bring you your Packy!
**[18:32] ---**
They're blatantly homemade, but even so!
**[18:48] nag**
Hayate!
**[19:05] nag**
Hayate, Hayate, Hayate!
**[19:12] mar**
Nagi, what happened?!
**[19:13] nag**
Let go! Hayate, he...! Hayate, he...!
**[19:15] mar**
Hayate-kun was...?!
**[19:18] mar**
Hayate-kun was in an accident!
**[19:20] mar**
Rush over there immediately...
**[19:21] ---**
and use all of the Sanzenin's
resources to save him!
**[19:25] nag**
If I hadn't told him to buy me some Packy...
**[19:33] nag**
H-Hayate?
**[19:36] hay**
Sorry I'm late. I just got back. Wait...
**[19:40] hay**
Ojou-sama, what are you doing out of bed?
**[19:43] nag**
Wh-What...
**[19:47] ---**
What... What are you talking about?!
**[19:56] nag**
Let's hear the whole story.
**[19:58] hay**
Well, it's true that I was
almost hit by that truck,
**[20:09] hay**
but because I had the soccer
ball in my hands...
**[20:10] ---**
I miraculously escaped unharmed.
**[20:13] hay**
I was lucky that the ball was my friend.
**[20:16] nag**
You made me worry.
**[20:18] hay**
So yeah, about the Packy...
**[20:22] hay**
They were crushed by the truck...
**[20:44] hay**
So, this is all I can give you for now.
**[20:53] nag**
It's good...
**[20:55] hay**
I'm glad. And one more thing,
I'm sorry I broke your camera.
**[21:00] nag**
You noticed it?
**[21:02] hay**
Of course. I'm your butler, after all.
You can't hide anything from me.
**[21:13] hay**
Now that you've eaten your Packy,
you can sleep soundly, right?
**[21:18] nag**
Yeah, you must be tired, too.
You can go back to your room.
**[21:22] hay**
No, I'll stay by your side until you fall asleep.
**[21:26] nag**
You're impossible.
**[21:48] nag**
You're a horrible butler for making
me worry so much...
**[21:52] nag**
all because you went out to buy Packy.
**[21:55] nag**
And to top it all off, you only
brought back a single one.
**[22:03] nag**
But that single Packy was
the best in the world.
**[22:29] kla**
The new semester starts today.
**[22:40] hin**
What do you want so early in the morning?
**[22:43] izu**
The new semester starts today.
**[22:45] mik**
So bear with us...
**[22:46] ris**
...a little bit!
**[22:56] nis**
Hina-san!
**[22:57] hin**
Ayumu.
**[22:59] nis**
Hina-san!
**[23:01] wat**
H-Hey, Isumi. If we end up in
the same class, let's be...
**[23:06] isu**
What?
**[23:07] wat**
Um, I mean...
**[23:09] sak**
What's this? Confessing your
love on the first day back?
**[23:11] saki**
What's the meaning of this, young master?
**[23:13] wat**
Why are you here too?!
**[23:17] pri**
Today marks the beginning of the
new semester and I would like...
**[23:20] mon**
That guy's speech is a bit too long.
**[23:23] shar**
If you don't listen to what people
are saying, I'll punch you.
**[23:28] hay**
Good morning. Starting today, we
can go to school together again...
**[23:32] nag/OS**
Cough cough cough cough cough
**[23:34] nag**
What's this? A cold? Seems like one.
**[23:41] hay**
Now that you've finished,
let's go to school, Ojou-sama.
**[23:45] nag**
Hey! You're making it sound
like I'm faking sickness!
**[23:49] mar**
If you can shout that loudly, you can
go to school even if you're ill.
**[23:53] nag**
What?!