E2 - What Saitou Can Do

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[00:00] OP
    That world I had always envisioned
[00:05] OP
    Could I have found it?
[00:17] OP
    I lived my days at someone
    else's convenience
[00:22] OP
    Gaining nothing but compromises and regrets
[00:27] OP
    Because I always felt that
[00:29] OP
    Even if it wasn't me standing here
[00:33] OP
    The world would still keep moving forward
[00:37] OP
    Even after I lost it
[00:41] OP
    And its colors faded
[00:43] OP
    The dream from that hazily remembered day
[00:47] OP
    Still remained
[00:49] OP
    The thing that only I can do
[00:51] OP
    And the scenery that I left behind
[00:54] OP
    I was just looking for an answer
    from some other time
[01:03] OP
    Those things that don't change
[01:08] OP
    And those words I protected so carefully
[01:13] OP
    Even if they're all just
    unattractive junk to others
[01:18] OP
    They're all treasures
    that I will never give up
SIGN    Eating Unagi
[01:51] Morlock
    Raelza can't face slimy creatures.
[01:58] Saitou
    Th-Then, I'll...
[02:24] Morlock
    Here.
[02:26] Lafanpan
    Thanks for the business!
[02:27] Morlock
    Saitou, what are you doing?
[02:29] Saitou
    I'm going to take it back
    to clean and prepare it.
[02:33] Raelza
    Clean and prepare?
[02:34] Realza
    Y-You can't mean...
[02:35] Morlock
    You're going to eat it?
[02:37] Lafanpan
    What?
[02:38] Morlock
    Long ago, when I'd run out of food,
    I ate one, but it was awful.
[02:41] Saitou
    Just watch.
[02:44] Maevena
    Needles that assassins use?
[02:47] Saitou
    Yes. Do you have any?
[02:49] Maevna
    We do.
[02:50] Maevna
    Who are you going to kill?
[02:52] Maevna
    Miss Raelza?
[02:54] Saitou
    I'm not going to kill anyone.
[02:56] Saitou
    I'd like new ones, please!
[02:59] Maevena
    Shall I get you some poison, too?
[03:01] Saitou
    No, poison won't be...
[03:02] Maevna
    If it's for Miss Raelza, having her drink
    some would be easier than stabbing her.
[03:06] Saitou
    Why would it be for Raelza?
[03:16] Saitou
    You cut it open like this,
    from the belly side...
[03:19] Saitou
    and grill it in the Kansai style,
    without steaming it.
[03:22] Morlock
    Kansai?
[03:23] Raelza
    Steam?
[03:27] Saitou
    There! It's ready!
[03:30] Saitou
    With unagi, there's a gaminess
    in the fat between the skin and the meat.
[03:34] Saitou
    By steaming, or flipping it
    many times while grilling,
[03:38] Saitou
    you render out the fat.
[03:41] Lafanpan
    Saitou, you really can do anything.
[03:44] Saitou
    Well, I do have a chef's license.
[03:46] Saitou
    Though I'm nothing compared
    to those who do it for a living.
[03:48] Lafanpan
    Chef?
[03:49] Saitou
    Someone qualified to cook food.
[03:51] Lafanpan
    Do you need qualifications to cook?
[03:53] Saitou
    It's done!
[03:56] Saitou
    Sprinkle some rock salt
    and herbs on top and...
[03:59] Saitou
    We'll eat it shirayaki style!
[04:01] Saitou
    Time to dig in!
[04:04] Lafanpan
    It smells so good!
[04:06] Morlock
    Now, let's see...
[04:22] Morlock; Lafanpan
    Yummy!
[04:26] Lafanpan
    Raelza, you come have some, too!
[04:28] Raelza
    Never!
[04:30] Lafanpan
    So you can't eat food
    that Saitou prepared, huh?
[05:03] Lafanpan
    This girl... She's eating so much!
[05:06] Morlock
    Saitou, this is good!
[05:07] Morlock
    Open a restaurant. You'll make a fortune!
[05:10] Saitou; narration
    It would be bad if too many hydras
    were eaten and they went extinct,
[05:10] Saitou; background
    Really?
[05:11] Lafanpan; background
    Do it!
[05:12] Morlock; background
    Yes, do it!
[05:13] Saitou; narration
    so I gave up on the idea
    of opening a restaurant.
[05:14] Lafanpan; backgound
    Do it! Do it!
SIGN    Thinking About Traps
[05:17] Saitou; internal
    You'll find many types of traps
    on treasure chests.
[05:20] Saitou; internal
    Poisoned needles.
[05:22] Saitou; internal
    Poisoned smoke.
[05:23] Saitou; internal
    Bombs.
[05:31] Saitou
    We'll skip this one.
[05:32] Lafanpan
    Isn't that a waste?
[05:34] Saitou
    I don't want to take the risk.
[05:36] Saitou
    I learned my lesson in the no-magic area.
[05:39] Raelza
    Right. Then let's move on quickly.
[05:40] Lafanpan
    It's such a waste!
[05:42] Morlock
    I don't mind either way.
[05:44] Saitou; internal
    The way people trap treasure chests says
    a lot about their personalities.
[05:52] Saitou; internal
    When I find one this sloppy, I feel like
    whoever it is must be a dummy.
[05:59] Saitou; internal
    Time for one of the few tools I brought
    with me to this world...
[06:03] Saitou; internal
    wire cutters!
[06:06] Lafanpan
    And that was a dwarf-forged iron string!
[06:09] Raelza
    You're amazing, Saitou!
[06:10] Morlock
    Saitou! Saitou! Sai—
[06:12] Saitou
    Hey, quiet down!
[06:25] Saito
    I'm sorry. I might've cut the wrong one!
[06:29] Morlock
    O-Oh no!
[06:31] Morlock
    That's...
[06:32] Morlock
    a legendary monster!
[06:34] Morlock
    The slime that only dissolves metal!
[06:39] Raelza
    Wha? No!
[06:43] Lafanpan
    Her boobs are pretty big, right?
SIGN    The Elven 
    Warrior
     and
     the Devoted 
    Priest
[06:56] Flanril; internal
    It's unusual to see
    an elf who can't use magic...
[06:58] Flanril; internal
    But my natural aptitude for it
    is dismal, and I can't change that.
[07:02] Flanril; internal
    That's why I...
[07:07] Flanril; internal
    punch...
[07:12] Flanril; internal
    and kick...
[07:14] Flanril; internal
    and use submission holds!
[07:18] Flanril; internal
    I don't need magic.
[07:21] Ninia
    Don't do that!
[07:24] Ninia
    Wounds must be healed right away!
[07:27] Flanril
    These don't matter.
[07:27] Ninia
    No! Stay still.
[07:31] Ninia
    In my palms dwells tender care,
[07:34] Ninia
    and profound healing power.
[07:35] Flanril; internal
    But having an ally cast
    magic on me is something...
[07:40] Flanril; internal
    I love.
[07:51] Ninia; internal
    I am a human priest.
[08:00] Ninia; internal
    I don't possess any particularly
    high-level abilities.
[08:04] Ninia; internal
    And my skill in healing magic is
    only at an intermediate level.
[08:07] Ninia; background
    Strong is my defense...
[08:08] Ninia; internal
    Which is why in battle,
    I try not to hold anyone back,
[08:10] Ninia; background
    a sacred shield of reason...
[08:11] Ninia; internal
    and focus on providing support.
[08:13] Ninia
    Defense up!
[08:16] Ninia; internal
    I only hope that I can be
    of some small help to my allies.
[08:20] Ninia; internal
    That's a lie.
[08:22] Ninia; internal
    The truth is that I...
[08:24] Ninia; internal
    I love seeing your wounds.
[08:24] Ninia; background
    Wounds must be healed right away!
[08:27] Flanril; background
    These don't matter.
[08:28] Ninia
    No! Stay still.
[08:36] Ninia; internal
    Those open wounds...
[08:38] Ninia; internal
    Every time I pour my magic into them...
[08:41] Ninia; internal
    you...
[08:43] Ninia; internal
    seem to slowly become mine.
[08:49] Ninia; internal
    O, God...
[08:50] Ninia; internal
    my wickedness runs deep.
[08:54] Flanril
    Wh-What are you doing?
[08:58] Ninia
    By using my bodily fluids as a catalyst
    for sending my magical power through you,
[09:03] Ninia
    the effectiveness of the
    healing increases dramatically.
[09:09] Ninia; internal
    That's a lie.
[09:10] Ninia
    Lift your arm.
[09:20] Ninia
    Does it hurt?
[09:21] Ninia
    Just bear with it.
SIGN    The Demon King 
    That Appeared 
    in Some Other 
    Kingdom
SIGN    Wanted:
     A hero to defeat
     a demon king.
    
     The King
[09:38] the king
    Hmm, no heroes are coming.
[09:42] minister
    If this continues,
    the kingdom will be invaded.
[09:45] king
    There's no helping it. I suppose I'll go.
[09:49] king
    If the worst happens,
    I trust you to take care of things.
[09:52] king
    Oh, I really felt that in my knees.
[09:56] king
    Oh dear.
[09:58] minister
    You've dropped your crown.
[10:14] corps commander
    We've been waiting for the king to be gone.
[10:17] guard
    Minister, please run away!
[10:19] minister
    A rebellion?
[10:20] corps commander
    Hand over the key to the treasury!
[10:30] king
    Minister, did anything happen
    while I was away?
[10:35] minister
    No, nothing in particular.
[10:37] king
    Then, what is that?
[10:40] minister
    What indeed?
[10:41] king
    Minister, you excel
    at petrification magic, don't you?
[10:46] minister
    Do I?
[10:48] minister
    Tomorrow, trash collectors
    will come to take them away.
[10:52] minister
    Incidentally, how was the demon king?
[10:56] king
    Passable.
[10:58] minister
    Passably strong?
[11:02] king
    Average.
[11:04] demon king
    Is that something you say right in front
    of the person you're speaking about?
[11:07] demon king
    Check.
[11:08] king
    Ack! That's done it!
[11:10] king
    I'm stuck no matter what I do.
[11:13] king
    It just shows that military prowess
    isn't enough to rule a country. Or an army?
[11:20] king
    As expected, a conversation
    between kings is quite stimulating.
[11:24] demon king
    This isn't stimulating at all.
[11:26] king
    Isn't it?
[11:30] demon king
    When's the execution?
[11:32] king
    We're not having one!
[11:33] king
    I would never execute someone
    I get on with like this!
[11:44] soldier A
    Is that the knight who was taken on
    to replace the commander who rebelled?
[11:49] soldier B
    Looks like a pretty handsome guy, huh?
[11:53] king
    When it is just us, you may be at ease.
[12:05] demon king
    Are you sure about this? I'll run away.
[12:07] king
    I'm so sorry, my dear demon king.
[12:10] king
    That mask must be so constraining.
[12:12] king
    It's bent your horns.
[12:14] minister
    He's like a dullahan.
[12:16] demon king
    Are you even listening?
SIGN    What Saitou
     Can't Fix
[12:26] Morlock
    I'm going to go relieve myself.
[12:30] Morlock
    M-My back is about to give out.
[12:33] Morlock
    Please do something about it
    with your magic.
[12:36] Lafanpan
    One gold coin.
[12:37] Morlock
    I don't have any money.
    I lost it all at cards.
[12:41] Lafanpan
    Then I won't.
[12:42] Saitou
    Go on and do it.
    Don't you feel badly for him?
[12:45] Lafanpan
    In cases where the injuries
    aren't fatal, I require payment!
[12:49] Lafanpan
    That's the way it works.
[12:51] Saitou
    I'll pay for it.
[12:54] Lafanpan
    The person being healed should be
    the one to give compensation.
[12:57] Raelza
    Just do it.
[12:58] Raelza
    Neither of you has time to
    waste on discussing the matter.
[13:05] Lafanpan
    Come on. Show me your back.
[13:06] Morlock
    Thank you.
[13:13] Saitou
    I feel like Lafa is too obsessed with money.
[13:18] Saitou
    All the treasure is divided up equally.
[13:21] Saitou
    Taking payment on top of that seems excessive.
[13:25] Raelza
    Come with me a moment.
[13:33] Saitou
    Lafa?
[13:35] Saitou
    What is she doing?
[13:44] Saitou
    This is...
[13:46] Raelza
    Lafanpan is a moonlight fairy.
[13:49] Raelza
    Despite the beautiful name,
[13:52] Raelza
    her people have been cursed
    by the goddess of the moon.
[13:56] Raelza
    If they do not give offerings
    of gold coins on the full moon,
[13:59] Raelza
    their bodies become smaller.
[14:02] Saitou
    Smaller?
[14:03] Raelza
    When we first met, she was a size larger.
[14:07] Raleza
    If she does nothing,
[14:08] Raelza
    then in five years, she'll be
    the size of a grain of sand.
[14:13] Raelza
    In the beginning, moonlight fairies
     lived on the moon,
[14:17] Raelza
    but they flaunted their beauty too openly
[14:20] Raelza
    and provoked the moon goddess's wrath.
[14:23] Raelza
    It's said that they were cursed
    and cast down to the land.
[14:30] Saitou
    But none of that is Lafa's fault.
[14:33] Raelza
    It doesn't change the fact
    that she was born into a cursed race.
[14:38] Saitou
    I don't help very much.
[14:42] Saitou
    Give my share of the treasure to Lafa.
[14:44] Raelza
    Won't work.
[14:45] Raelza
    Believe it or not,
    she has a lot of pride.
[14:48] Raelza
    She hates receiving
    charity more than anything.
[14:51] Saitou; internal
    Even with the skills
    and knowledge of a handyman,
[14:54] Saitou; internal
    there are some things that can't be fixed.
[14:57] Saitou; internal
    But even so...
[15:01] Saitou
    Lafa!
[15:03] Saitou
    Cast a blessing on me.
[15:05] Lafanpan
    That thing should be child's play
    for you, shouldn't it?
[15:08] Lafanpan
    You'll have to pay me.
[15:09] Saitou
    But it's possible that
    the worst could happen. Please?
[15:15] Lafanpan
    Thanks for your business!
[15:16] Lafanpan
    Kisses!
[15:21] Lafanpan
    Now you should be okay!
[15:22] Saitou
    Thank you.
[15:34] Saitou
    Sorry. I might have made a mistake.
[15:36] Raelza
    What? After that?
[15:38] Raelza
    But you had a blessing cast on you and...
[15:41] Saitou
    What?
[15:42] Lafanpan
    It can't be!
[15:44] Morlock
    A teleportation trap.
[15:49] Morlock
    Raelza! Saitou!
[15:51] Morlock
    Hey!
SIGN    The Steel God of 
    Death
[16:01] Saitou
    Where are we?
[16:03] Raelza
    I fear we're on a lower floor
    of the great labyrinth.
[16:06] Raelza
    Lafanpan and the geezer should
    still be where we came from.
[16:09] Saitou
    Really?
[16:11] Raelza
    They have strong resistance to magic.
[16:15] Raelza
    It's unlikely that they'd have been
    caught up in the teleportation.
[16:19] Raelza
    Still, this is a bad way to be split up.
[16:23] Raelza
    If either the geezer or Lafanpan were here,
[16:25] Raelza
    we could've determined our location using magic.
[16:29] Raelza
    Oh!
[16:30] Raelza
    It isn't that I dislike
    being alone with you, Saitou.
[16:33] Saitou
    No, you're exactly right.
[16:35] Saitou
    I'll be careful not to slow you down.
[16:39] Raelza
    That isn't what I meant.
[16:42] Raelza
    I-In any case, don't get ahead of me.
[16:45] Saitou
    Understood.
[16:48] Saitou; internal
    In this party, Raelza is our only warrior.
[16:51] Saitou; internal
    She always serves as a shield for us.
[16:54] Saitou; background
    Morlock-san!
[16:55] Saitou; background
    It's "prisoner of flames,
    release your binding chains"!
[16:55] Saitou; internal
    The only thing I can do is help
    Morlock-san with his incantations.
[16:58] Morlock; background
    Oh, that's right!
[16:59] Saitou; internal
    In this situation, I'll only be a burden.
[17:12] Raelza
    An iron golem?!
[17:22] Raelza
    Saitou...
[17:23] Raelza
    No matter what, don't get in front of me.
[17:25] Raelza
    If I am defeated...
[17:27] Raelza
    escape alone!
[17:30] Raelza; internal
    I am facing a magical creature
    that only a first rank mage could create.
[17:34] Raelza; internal
    Even if I can't defeat it,
    I just need to buy time for Saitou!
[17:49] Raelza
    It's working?
[17:50] Saitou
    Yes!
[17:56] Raelza
    No good!
[18:02] Saitou
    Are you all right, Raelza?
[18:05] Raelza
    I let down my guard.
[18:10] Raelza
    Saitou... You should run.
[18:14] Raelza
    Hurry!
[18:15] Saitou
    But...
[18:41] Raelza
    Idiot!
[18:41] Raelza
    What are you doing? You'll be crushed!
[18:48] Raelza
    What are you...
[18:53] Saitou
    I'm counting on you.
[18:54] Saitou
    It's your favorite food, right?!
[18:57] Raelza
    That's from before!
[19:03] Saitou
    Raelza...
[19:04] Saitou
    Now!
[19:06] Saitou
    Oh no!
[19:08] Raelza
    Saitou!
[19:30] Raelza
    Saitou... Saitou!
[19:33] Raelza; background
    Stay awake! Saitou!
[19:34] Saitou; internal
    Huh? How did I...
[19:37] Raelza; background
    Saitou!
[19:37] Saitou; internal
    come to this world in the first place?
[19:39] Raelza; background
    Saitou! Saitou!
[19:41] Saitou; internal
    If I die in this world...
[19:42] Raelza; background
    Saitou!
[19:46] Saitou; internal
    Ever since I was a kid,
    I've been more adept than most.
[19:50] Saitou; internal
    Not just at working with my hands.
[19:51] Saitou; internal
    I was pretty good at athletics
    and studying, too.
[19:55] Saitou; internal
    But I could never become the best.
[19:58] Saitou; internal
    Before I knew it, I'd become
    someone who was relatively handy,
[20:02] Saitou; internal
    but for whom there were
    an infinite number of replacements.
[20:08] Saitou; internal
    That's why...
[20:10] Saitou; internal
    it made me so happy...
[20:11] Morlock
    Saitou!
[20:12] Saitou; internal
    ...the way everyone in this world needed me.
[20:13] Lafanpan
    Saitou!
[20:14] Raelza
    Saitou.
[20:17] Raelza
    Saitou! Hang on!
[20:20] Raelza
    Open your eyes! Saitou!
[20:23] Raelza; internal
    This is bad.
[20:25] Raelza; internal
    The more time passes after death,
[20:27] Raelza; internal
    the lower the success rate of revival magic.
[20:30] Raelza; internal
    What about magic to preserve his body?
[20:33] Raelza; internal
    It's no good!
[20:34] Raelza; internal
    The geezer and Lafanpan aren't here!
[20:44] (Flashback) Raelza
    Drops of Life?
[20:46] (Flashback) Morlock
    Healing scars which
    already exist is difficult.
[20:50] (Flashback) Morlock
    You need Drops of Life and
    angels' wing scales as catalysts.
[20:56] (Flashback) Raelza
    And this...
[20:58] (Flashback) Raelza
    is one of the two?
[20:59] (Flashback) Morlock
    Until you find the other,
    you should keep it safe with you.
[21:11] Raelza; internal
    Saitou...
[21:21] Raelza; internal
    I...
[21:35] Morlock; Lafanpan
    Saitou!
[21:36] Saitou
    Lafa...
[21:38] Saitou
    Morlock-san...
[21:41] Saitou
    I...
[21:43] Saitou
    Lafa...
[21:45] Saitou
    Did you heal me with your magic?
[21:47] Lafanpan
    No, I didn't.
[21:48] Lafanpan
    If you'd waited for us,
    you'd have run out of time.
[21:51] Saitou
    Then...
[21:52] Lafanpan
    Raelza used an incredibly
    rare magical medicine.
[21:57] Saitou
    What?
[21:59] Saitou
    You did? I'm sorry.
[22:03] Saitou
    You must be angry.
[22:05] Saitou
    I was a burden again.
[22:08] Lafanpan
    Incidentally...
[22:10] Lafanpan
    The method she used to
    give you the medicine...
[22:14] Lafanpan
    is a secret!
[22:18] Raelza
    You little!
[22:19] Raelza; background
    Hey! Stop right there!
[22:23] Morlock; background
    Ow!
[22:24] Lafanpan; background
    What are you so angry about?
[22:25] Morlock; background
    Raelza, I have nothing to do with it!
[22:27] Lafanpan; background
    Why are you angry?
[22:27] Morlock; background
    Ow!
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    Like being gently carried away on a current
[22:52] ED
    Like drifting off to sleep at night
[22:55] ED
    Like there's nothing
    particularly special about it
[22:57] ED
    Our hearts are one
[22:59] ED
    "See you later" illuminates the way
[23:02] ED
    To the depths of the future
[23:04] ED
    Where kindness is the one
    thing I'm certain I felt
[23:09] ED
    You know, I'm sure we
    don't know anything
[23:14] ED
    But you know, for right now, that's fine
[23:19] ED
    I'm waiting, I'm waiting
[23:22] ED
    Let's sing here again
[23:24] ED
    One day, we'll shine the light
[23:26] ED
    Now, I think I can embrace even my tears
[23:29] ED
    As we picture it, as we paint it
[23:31] ED
    A single bit of warmth is all there is
[23:33] ED
    And now, so that we can laugh,
    let's hold hands
[23:40] ED
    That's right, it will
    blossom in the skies
[23:46] ED
    A guidepost showing us the way to live