E1 - Handyman, Saitou

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SIGN    The Handyman
     Who Got a New Life
     in Another World
[00:08] Morlock
    Can you really open it, Saitou?
[00:12] Saitou
    Yes. Probably.
[00:22] Raelza
    What are those?
[00:23] Saitou
    Tools that open locks.
[00:40] Raelza
    Will this really be all right?
[00:41] Raelza
    If he fails and activates a trap...
[00:44] Lafanpan
    Well, let's just try trusting him.
[00:46] Lafanpan
    You said you wanted a skilled thief
    as an ally, didn't you?
[00:50] Raelza
    I did, but...
[00:55] Saitou
    It's open.
[00:57] Morlock
    Saitou, you're amazing!
[00:59] Lafanpan
    You're pretty good!
[01:03] Saitou
    It was much easier
    than opening a cylinder lock.
[01:14] Saitou
    Another one?
[01:16] Lafanpan
    That room's really, really secure.
[01:21] Saitou
    Huh? That's weird.
[01:26] Morlock
    A magical seal has been cast on it, as well.
[01:30] Morlock
    Saitou, open it after a, "Ready, and..."
[01:33] Saitou
    All right.
[01:35] Morlock; Saitou
    Ready, and...
[01:36] Morlock; Saitou
    open!
[01:48] Lafanpan
    Oh! There's a treasure inside!
[01:49] Morlock
    That worked well!
[01:51] Lafanpan
    Saitou! Open the treasure chest!
[01:54] Saitou
    Yes, of course!
SIGN    Saitou feels fulfilled
[02:11] (Flashback) Saitou
    It's open.
[02:12] (Flashback) woman
    My, that was fast!
[02:14] (Flashback) woman
    I was in such a bind
    because I'd lost my key!
[02:16] (Flashback) Saitou
    Combined, the travel and work
    fees come to 7,000 yen.
[02:20] (Flashback) woman
    What?
[02:21] (Flashback) woman
    When it didn't even take a minute?
[02:23] (Flashback) woman
    Are you overcharging me?
[02:24] (Flashback) Saitou
    No, that's the normal rate.
[02:27] (Flashback) Saitou
    It's written in the ads, too.
[02:28] (Flashback) woman
    Give me a discount.
[02:30] (Flashback) woman
    Charging so much for only
    thirty seconds of work...
[02:32] (Flashback) woman
    Don't you think that's a terrible thing to do?
[02:39] Saitou
    There! It's open!
SIGN    Saitou feels fulfilled
SIGN    More than in his previous world
[02:50] Saitou
    It's a mimic?!
[03:08] Raelza
    Are you all right, Saitou?
[03:10] Saitou
    Thank you, Raelza.
SIGN    Armored Warrior
     Raelza
SIGN    Armored Warrior
     Raelza
[03:22] Saitou
    Raelza, your helmet is a little loose.
[03:24] Raelza
    What?
[03:25] Saitou
    We should fix it.
[03:26] Saitou
    It would be dangerous if
    it slipped while you were fighting.
[03:31] Raelza
    Must I take it off?
[03:32] Saitou
    Oh. Yes, you do.
[03:46] Raelza
    Please make it quick.
[03:48] Saitou
    It will only take a moment.
[03:57] Raelza
    You really can do anything.
[03:59] Saitou
    Well, I am a handyman.
[04:02] Raelza
    A handyman? Not a locksmith?
[04:05] Saitou
    That's right. I don't just open locks...
[04:08] Saitou
    I fix bags, collect trash,
    look for lost dogs...
[04:13] Raelza
    Dogs?
[04:14] Raelza
    Do you like dogs, too?
[04:16] Saitou
    Well, yes, there's that,
[04:18] Saitou
    but it's because my client was at a loss.
[04:20] Saitou
    Shibamaru had disappeared.
[04:22] Raelza
    Shibamaru? What a strange name.
[04:31] Raelza
    But you really are amazing.
SIGN    Travel Companion:
     The Senile Wizard
SIGN    Wizard
     Morlock
SIGN    Wizard
     Morlock
[04:58] Saitou
    Is Morlock-san supposed
    to be a really great wizard?
[05:02] Lafanpan
    Well, he is over level 80.
[05:05] Lafanpan
    There's a huge difference
    in levels in our party.
[05:10] Saitou
    I see.
[05:12] Raelza
    The old geezer retired once already.
[05:15] Raelza
    His level is high,
    but he's extremely forgetful,
[05:17] Raelza
    so he often can't remember his incantations.
[05:19] Lafanpan
    There was one time when he even forgot
    where we were supposed to regroup.
[05:21] Raelza
    That was truly horrible.
[05:24] Raelza
    We kept waiting and waiting,
    but he didn't show up,
[05:25] Raelza
    so we went into the dungeon ahead of him.
[05:28] Raelza
    Apparently, the geezer used teleportation
    magic to catch up to us later, but...
[05:31] (Flashback) Morlock
    What?
[05:33] (Flashback) Morlock
    Did I make some blunder
    when calculating my coordinates?
[05:43] Raelza
    He happened to fuse with a golem.
[05:45] Saitou
    How did he manage to return to normal?
[05:53] Raelza
    He came to us as he was.
[05:56] (Flashback) Morlock
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[05:57] (Flashback) Raelza
    You're very late!
[05:58] (Flashback) Morlock
    I see.
[06:00] Lafanpan
    That other time was awful, too, wasn't it?
[06:02] Lafanpan
    You know, that floor with all those undead.
[06:05] Raelza
    Yes.
[06:06] Raelza
    I was wondering where he'd gone, and then...
[06:10] (Flashback) Morlock
    Let's see.
[06:12] (Flashback) Morlock
    Oh!
[06:23] (Flashback) Morlock
    I forget my incantations a lot,
    so I've been kicked out of my party.
[06:27] (Flashback) Morlock
    Can I join yours?
[06:32] (Flashback) Lafanpan
    Did he forget about us, too?
[06:34] (Flashback) Raelza
    Whatever.
[06:36] (Flashback) Raelza
    Let's just pretend he never existed.
SIGN    Occasionally forgets which party he's with right now
[06:39] (Flashback) Morlock
    So, do you mind, or...
[06:46] (Flashback) Lafanpan
    This is bad!
[06:48] (Flashback) Raelza
    Undead?
[06:52] (Flashback) Raelza
    We'll retreat for now.
[07:05] (Flashback) Morlock
    What good-natured fellows.
[07:08] (Flashback) Raelza
    You belong over here, you old geezer.
[07:09] (Flashback) Lafanpan
    Begone, undead!
SIGN    Occasionally forgets that he's still alive
[07:12] (Flashback) Morlock
    Take care of yourselves!
[07:14] Lafanpan
    But he has his good points, too!
[07:17] Lafanpan
    You know, like with Raelza's...
[07:18] Raelza
    Yes.
[07:19] Saitou
    Did something happen?
[07:21] Raelza
    A long time ago, our whole party
    was wiped out, leaving just the geezer.
[07:24] Raelza
    I died, too.
[07:28] Raelza
    The geezer's magic power had run out,
[07:30] Raelza
    but he dragged all of our bodies
    behind him and escaped to the surface.
[07:34] Raelza
    To bring us all back to life,
[07:36] Raelza
    he sold all of our equipment
    and went to the church for us.
[07:42] Raelza
    Hey!
[07:42] Raelza
    Why was my bikini armor
    the only thing you didn't sell?
[07:47] Morlock
    I forget.
[07:48] Saitou
    That seems like something
    he'd remember, though.
SIGN    Travel Companion:
    The Miserly? Fairy
SIGN    Divine Magician
    The Fairy Lafanpan
[08:04] Morlock
    M-My back!
[08:09] Lafanpan
    Pain relief and improved blood circulation!
[08:12] Morlock
    Thank you.
SIGN    When injured while adventuring, they rely on her
SIGN    But she expects to get paid
SIGN    But she expects to get paid
[08:19] Lafanpan
    There! All done. That's one gold coin!
[08:21] Morlock
    You're so greedy, even though we're allies.
[08:24] Lafanpan
    Thanks, as always!
[08:25] Lafanpan
    Smooch.
[08:28] Lafanpan
    Hup!
[08:30] Saitou
    Shall I carry that for you?
[08:31] Saitou
    It's still heavy even if you use
    your magic to make it float, right?
[08:34] Lafanpan
    You can't! They're gold coins.
[08:36] Saitou
    Then I'll make a bag for them.
[08:38] Lafanpan
    You can do that?
[08:42] Saitou
    Locksmiths and your types
    into shoe and bag repair
[08:44] Saitou
    pretty much come as a set in
    home improvement centers.
[08:47] Lafanpan
    Home improvement centers?
[08:54] Saitou
    If I made it like I would for a human,
    then there'd be no space for her wings, so...
[09:00] Saitou
    Like this!
[09:01] Saitou
    Okay. Try it on!
[09:05] Lafanpan
    It's pretty good!
[09:06] Lafanpan
    How much?
[09:07] Saitou
    Oh, there's no need for that.
[09:09] Lafanpan
    No, you have to make sure
    to be compensated for your labor.
[09:12] Saitou
    Then...
[09:13] Saitou
    Morlock-san is always
    helping me with his magic,
[09:16] Saitou
    so please make his back better!
[09:18] Morlock
    What? Are you sure?
[09:21] Lafanpan
    I really don't like that sort of thing.
[09:24] Morlock
    If you would.
[09:27] Lafanpan
    Pain relief and improved blood circulation!
[09:31] Morlock
    It's working even better than usual!
[09:36] Saitou
    Since that day, she's spent
    more time caring for his back.
SIGN    The Origins
     of Units 
    in Another World
[09:44] Saitou
    Let's see. It's fifteen centimeters long...
[09:48] Saitou
    and five millimeters wide, so...
[09:51] Raelza
    Centimeters? Millimeters?
[09:54] Saitou
    They're units of length in my world.
[09:57] Saitou
    What do you use over here again?
[09:59] Lafanpan
    Maderaka.
[10:00] Raelza
    Lafanpan is about one maderaka in length.
[10:03] Saitou
    About thirty centimeters, then.
[10:06] Saitou
    I wonder what it was based on.
[10:09] Morlock
    I shall answer that!
[10:11] Saitou
    Morlock-san?
[10:13] Morlock
    Long, long ago, and even
    longer ago than that...
[10:16] Morlock
    Maderaka I, founder
    of this kingdom, was indeed...
[10:21] Morlock
    a king with a very long weenie!
[10:33] Morlock
    He made full use of that weenie
    and had three hundred children!
[10:38] Morlock
    The scholars of the time used
    the great king's weenie as the basis,
[10:42] Morlock
    and established the unit of one
    maderaka based on its length!
[10:49] Raelza
    Awful, right?
[10:52] Saitou
    That's long.
[10:57] Lafanpan
    Please don't look at me that way.
SIGN    The Dwarf Magician
SIGN    The Dwarf Magician
[11:08] Gilbungle
    I am a dwarf magician.
[11:11] Gilbungle
    Though it's unusual in my family,
[11:12] Gilbungle
    my magical aptitude is high,
    so I became a magician.
[11:20] Gibungle; background
    Scorching heat... gather now.
[11:22] Gibungle
    My magic is simple.
[11:23] Gibungle; background
    The vessel for the heart
    of an explosion stands here.
[11:24] Gibungle
    Alone, I endure the enemy's attacks...
[11:27] Gibungle; background
    O great flame serpents,
    gather here and dance!
[11:27] Gibungle
    I endure, and as I endure, I focus...
[11:29] Gibungle
    and then!
[11:35] Gibungle
    A blanket attack with
    the spellcaster at the center.
[11:39] Gibungle
    I care for no one, and no one cares for me.
[11:44] Gibungle
    Proud is the solitary path
    of the heavy magic tank!
SIGN    The Way of the Heavy Magic Tank
SIGN    The Way of the Heavy Magic Tank
[11:58] Gibungle
    But, you know...
[12:00] Gibungle
    Being alone...
[12:02] Gibungle
    Sometimes the nights get a little lonely.
SIGN    A Matched Pair
SIGN    A Divided Pair
[12:16] Guivre
    We've come a long way down.
[12:18] Liliza
    This is already the 13th Floor.
[12:23] Liliza
    It's pretty much the demon realm.
[12:25] Guivre
    From here on, attack magic
    won't be as effective.
[12:28] Guivre
    We'll cast strengthening magic
    on our weapons and end up brawling.
[12:32] Liliza
    I know.
[12:34] Liliza
    Well, shall we go?
[12:38] Liliza
    Stand back. It's dangerous.
[12:45] Guivre
    Maybe we should head back after all.
[12:46] Liliza
    No. We're going.
SIGN    Hanging Out 
    at an Item Shop
SIGN    Hanging Out 
    at an Item Shop
[12:57] Maevena
    What's this?
[12:59] Maevena
    Mister Saitou, you can use an abacus, too?
SIGN    Item Shop Girl
    Maevena
[13:05] Saitou
    Yes. I learned how when I was a child.
[13:07] Saitou
    And this world uses
    a base-ten system, too, so...
[13:10] Maevena
    That's because humans have ten fingers.
[13:17] Maevena
    Oh. Welcome!
[13:34] Maevena
    Are you looking for anything in particular?
[13:41] armored warrior (Raelza)
    Medicinal herbs.
[13:42] Maevna
    Please have a look.
[13:47] Saitou
    I didn't know you had
    armor like that, Raelza.
[13:53] armored warrior (Raelza)
    You're mistaking me
    for someone else, Mister Saitou.
[13:55] Saitou
    You just called me Saitou, didn't you?
[13:57] armored warrior (Raelza)
    E-Excuse me!
[14:07] Lafanpan
    Honestly...
[14:08] Lafanpan
    If you were curious,
    you should've just gone with him.
[14:16] Lafanpan; internal
    Saitou could tell who was inside that armor...
[14:18] Lafanpan; internal
    He's pretty good.
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[14:22] Maevena
    Amazing! That was an iron sword!
[14:26] adventurer
    This magic sword...
[14:27] adventurer
    How much will you give me for it?
[14:29] Maevena
    Fifteen gold coins!
[14:30] adventurer
    Twenty coins.
[14:31] Maevena
    E-Eighteen coins, then!
[14:34] adventurer
    All right! Sold!
[14:36] Maevena
    Thank you!
[14:40] adventurer
    What a pushover!
[14:42] adventurer
    Thanks to her, I've made a huge profit!
[14:44] adventurer
    It's just a dull blade I found in the
    dungeon that I cast attack increase magic on!
[14:48] adventurer
    By now, it's probably gone back to normal.
[14:51] adventurer
    That item shop girl must be
    a complete amateur!
[14:54] adventurer
    A perfect sitting duck!
[14:57] Saitou
    The sword blade comes off, right?
[15:00] Maevena
    I'd expect no less of you.
[15:02] Saitou
    At first glance, it looks like a dull blade,
[15:04] Saitou
    but the truth is that
    the sword blade is a dummy.
[15:06] Saitou
    Mithril silver?
[15:08] Maevena
    Even at a low estimate,
    it's worth 300 gold coins!
[15:10] Maevna
    What a good purchase!
SIGN    I Hate Being a Burden
SIGN    Hate
[15:24] Morlock
    Saitou! Stay behind me!
[15:26] Saitou
    Morlock-san!
[15:27] Morlock
    What magics I possess,
    become a wall of enduring strength...
[15:31] Morlock
    Become a wall...
[15:32] Morlock
    Wait, was it a wall?
[15:35] Saitou
    You forgot your incantation again?!
[15:35] Morlock
    A fence? A stone wall?
[15:37] Morlock
    A cornerstone...
[15:38] Morlock
    No, it wasn't a cornerstone.
[15:41] Morlock
    Um...
[15:47] Raelza
    Are you all right, Saitou?
[15:49] Lafanpan; internal
    Ooh, she's worried about Saitou!
[15:52] Saitou
    Sorry.
[15:53] Raelza
    Hey, geezer...
[15:54] Raelza
    Lately you've been particularly
    bad about forgetting things.
[15:56] Raelza
    Maybe you should retire.
[15:58] Morlock
    Without me, you'd have
    a rough time, wouldn't you?
[16:00] Morlock
    After all, Lafa can only use defense magic.
[16:02] Lafanpan
    How rude! That's not all I can do!
[16:04] Morlock; background
    Lafa, you have the very
    important role of healing my back.
[16:05] Saitou; internal
    I'm just a burden to them.
[16:08] Lafanpan; background
    What?! I don't do that for free, you know?
[16:10] Morlock; background
    I know that.
[16:11] Saitou; internal
    I may have come from a world
    with a more advanced civilization,
[16:12] Lafanpan; background
    You need to try harder!
[16:14] Saitou; internal
    but opening locks and making repairs
    is just about all I can do.
[16:14] Morlock; background
    I do try, but...
[16:17] Saitou; internal
    Am I valuable enough
    to ask everyone to protect me?
[16:18] Lafanpan; background
    Well, it doesn't show!
    Are you really trying?
[16:21] Morlock; background
    I've told you... Wait, what was it again?
[16:24] Saitou
    Morlock-san!
[16:25] Saitou
    Please teach me magic!
[16:39] Raelza
    There's no end to them.
[16:41] Saitou
    They go all the way back.
[16:46] Morlock
    Could we have taken the wrong path?
[17:07] Morlock
    Raelza, stand back!
[17:09] Morlock
    I'll scythe them down with flames.
[17:11] Morlock
    A Fiery Heat Blast!
[17:15] Morlock
    Scorching heat...
[17:19] Morlock
    gather now!
[17:25] Morlock
    Cage ablaze, fill now with spirit and will!
[17:31] Morlock
    Um...
[17:33] Morlock
    What was it again?
[17:35] Morlock
    After "fill now with spirit and will" is...
[17:42] Raelza
    I knew it would turn out this way.
[17:44] Saitou
    Morlock-san!
[17:45] Saitou
    It's "prisoner of flames,
    I release your binding chains"!
[17:49] Morlock
    Oh, that's right!
[17:52] Morlock
    Prisoner of flames!
[17:55] Morlock
    I release your binding chains!
[18:10] Morlock
    Nice work, Saitou!
[18:18] Morlock
    My back!
[18:19] Lafanpan
    Right! That'll be one gold coin!
[18:23] Morlock
    Put it on my tab.
[18:24] Lafanpan
    Again?!
[18:25] Lafanpan
    Well, I guess I have no choice.
[18:26] Raelza
    The geezer's incantations...
[18:28] Raelza
    You memorized them all?
[18:30] Saitou
    Yes. Well, not all of them.
[18:32] Saitou
    I don't have any magic power,
    so I can't do magic.
[18:35] Saitou
    I thought that if I could
    at least memorize the incantations...
[18:38] Raelza
    And it helps out the old geezer, too.
[18:39] Saitou
    I'm good at memorization.
[18:41] Saitou
    It's because I did it back at the center.
[18:43] Raelza
    The center?
[18:45] Morlock
    Oh, that's really working!
[18:49] Morlock
    That's the spot!
SIGN    Current Level: 10
    Saitou
SIGN    Job:
     Handyman
     Magician's Assistant?
SIGN    Saitou Makes a Misstep
SIGN    Misstep
[19:03] Saitou; internal
    I can't move.
[19:05] Saitou; internal
    My leg... It's broken.
[19:13] Saitou; internal
    If not for the water, I'd be dead.
[19:15] (Flashback) Lafanpan
    It'd be better to give up
    on it, wouldn't it?
[19:17] (Flashback) Morlock
    This is an area where we can't use magic.
[19:20] (Flashback) Morlock
    If something bad happened, what would we do?
[19:23] (Flashback) Raelza
    There's a chance that it's another mimic.
[19:25] (Flashback) Saitou
    But, I mean, since we've
    made it all the way here...
[19:32] (Flashback) Raelza
    If it's a mimic, leave it to me.
[19:34] (Flashback) Saitou
    Thank you, Raelza.
[19:42] (Flashback) Saitou
    What?
[19:45] (Flashback) Raelza
    Saitou!
[20:08] Saitou
    That blood...
[20:27] Saitou; internal
    A long time has passed.
[20:30] Saitou; internal
    No one can use magic in this area.
[20:32] Saitou; internal
    Morlock-san's incantations won't work,
[20:35] Saitou; internal
    and since Lafa uses magic to fly,
    she won't be able to reach me.
[20:38] Saitou; internal
    We don't have a rope long enough to reach me either.
[20:43] Saitou; internal
    All I am is a hired hand whose
    lock-picking skills they valued.
[20:50] Saitou; internal
    In the end, this world's just like my old one.
SIGN    Limited
     Company
SIGN    Gori Gori Construction
[20:53] (Flashback) company president
    If you don't like it, then quit!
[20:55] (Flashback) company president
    There are plenty of people
    to take your place.
[20:57] (Flashback) company president
    Oh, hello! Thank you for your business!
[21:02] Saitou; internal
    Is it really, though?
[21:15] Saitou
    No!
[21:17] Saitou
    I...
[21:18] Raelza
    He's here!
[21:23] Raelza
    Saitou!
[21:26] Saitou
    Everyone...
[21:27] Raelza
    We followed the waterway.
[21:29] Raelza
    Since we can't use magic,
[21:30] Raelza
    both the old geezer and
    Lafanpan only slowed me down!
[21:33] Lafanpan
    That's mean!
[21:35] Morlock
    This shining tube that Saitou
    gave me was very useful.
[21:41] Raelza
    Are you all right, Saitou?
[21:42] Saitou
    Yeah. Other than the broken bits.
[21:50] Saitou
    If I'm honest, I didn't think you'd come.
[21:53] Lafanpan
    You moron.
[21:54] Morlock
    You know we'd never abandon you, right?
[21:58] Raelza
    After all, no one could
    ever take your place, Saitou.
[22:03] Saitou
    Thank you.
[22:04] Raelza
    Let's go.
[22:06] Lafanpan
    Grandpa, she said we're heading back.
[22:08] Morlock
    Oh. Yes, yes.
[22:10] OP
    That world I had always envisioned
SIGN    Saitou feels fulfilled
[22:15] OP
    Could I have found it?
[22:27] OP
    I lived my days at someone 
    else's convenience
[22:32] OP
    Gaining nothing but compromises and regrets
[22:37] OP
    Because I always felt that
[22:39] OP
    Even if it wasn't me standing here
[22:43] OP
    The world would still keep moving forward
[22:47] OP
    Even after I lost it
[22:50] OP
    And its colors faded
[22:53] OP
    The dream from that hazily remembered day
[22:57] OP
    Still remained
[22:59] OP
    The thing that only I can do
[23:01] OP
    And the scenery that I left behind
[23:04] OP
    I was just looking for an answer 
    from some other time
[23:13] OP
    Those things that don't change
[23:18] OP
    And those words I protected so carefully
[23:23] OP
    Even if they're all just 
    unattractive junk to others
[23:28] OP
    They're all treasures 
    that I will never give up