E6 - Musashi-kun Catches the Fever

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SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    
The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    
The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    One month  after  Shitamachi  God Heaven's  reopening...
SIGN    Shitamachi
SIGN    Re-Opening
[00:35] Hanabi
    Don't let it get you down, Manager!
[00:37] Musashi
    She assumes we're losing money?
[00:39] Musashi
    As a matter of fact, we're well in the black.
[00:43] Hanabi
    In the black? How? Cheating?!
[00:45] Musashi
    Cheating?
[00:46] Musashi
    The reason we're in the black is...
[00:51] Musashi
    We generate our own electricity!
    Thus, no power bill!
[00:53] Hanabi
    So, cheating.
[00:56] Musashi
    Anyway, it's payday.
[00:59] Musashi
    You've all worked very hard,
    so I threw in a little extra.
[01:03] Musashi
    You've saved us so much on power.
[01:05] Musashi
    I can't thank you enough.
[01:07] Thunder
    It's nothing, really!
[01:09] Musashi
    You too, Versus.
[01:11] Musashi
    You're always handling the heavy lifting
    and last-minute errands. Thank you.
[01:14] Versus
    Don't even mention it!
[01:18] Musashi
    Don't spend it all in one place, Hanabi.
[01:22] Hanabi
    I won't!
[01:24] Musashi
    Don't blow it on foreign exchange markets.
[01:26] Hanabi
    How'd you know?!
[01:27] Musashi
    Kumazawa gets top-shelf bear food.
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Kumazawa
SIGN    Your Cumulonimbus
[01:30] Musashi
    Ikkun gets a cumulonimbus photo book.
[01:34] Musashi
    Well, keep it up for another month!
[01:37] Thunder
    I must confess, I worry about
    the manager's health...
[01:40] Hanabi
    He's been working non-stop at his job.
[01:45] Thunder
    We know what we have to do!
[01:46] Hanabi
    There's nothing else to do!
[01:49] Versus
    Manager! Leave the shop to us today and rest!
[01:53] Musashi
    You guys...
[01:55] Musashi
    Nope, I can't possibly trust you with that.
SIGN    AwW...
[01:59] Thunder
    But he's going to collapse
    if nothing is done...
[02:03] Hanabi
    We should at least get him
    life insurance, right?
[02:06] Thunder
    Hanabi-chan...
[02:08] Versus
    I'll work something out!
[02:13] Versus
    Whack!
SIGN    Whack
[02:14] Versus
    Hey, you okay?!
[02:17] Thunder
    Oh, how awful!
[02:19] Thunder
    Let's get him to bed!
SIGN    Uggggh...
[02:23] Versus
    Now let's work hard together
    while the manager rests!
[02:26] Both
    Yeah!
[02:28] Hanabi
    We survived the great upheaval!
[02:30] Hanabi
    If anything, we can run the
    shop even better than him!
[02:33] Thunder
    True!
[02:34] Versus
    The manager's just too soft!
[02:36] Hanabi
    First, let's set the Hanabi,
    Versus, and Thunder-V Lightning
[02:40] Hanabi
    to "easy jackpot" settings!
[02:42] Thunder
    How lovely!
[02:43] Versus
    Let's get aggressive!
[02:44] Versus
    And we'll put "Easy Jackpot"
    labels on everything!
SIGN    Easy Jackpot
SIGN    This is against the rules
[02:49] Thunder
    We should also have some
    secret easy jackpot models!
SIGN    This is against the rules
[02:52] Hanabi
    And we'll send out an email
    about it from the store!
SIGN    Easy Jackpots!! 
    Event in Progress
[02:55] Versus
    Now, let's open shop!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
[03:02] Hanabi
    The customers are so excited!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
[03:05] Versus
    The event was a huge success!
SIGN    Awesome!
SIGN    Awesome!
[03:07] Thunder
    The manager will be so
    surprised when he wakes up!
[03:13] Narrator
    Having survived the great upheaval of
    the 2000s, the girls didn't know...
SIGN    Easy Jackpots!! 
    Event in Progress
[03:16] Narrator
    Since 2011,
[03:18] Narrator
    rules forbidding these kinds of events
SIGN    This is against the rules
SIGN    Easy Jackpot
[03:20] Narrator
    have become far more strict.
SIGN    This is against the rules
SIGN    SUSPENSION ORDER
    
    For improper conduct, 
    your business has been 
    suspended in the manner
     outlined below.
    Shitamachi God Heaven
    
    2-MONTH SUSPENSION
[03:28] Musashi
    The hell is this?