E3 - Thunder-san Thunders In

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SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    
The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    
The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Refurbished  ~  Reopening
SIGN    Tomorrow!!            Shitamachi
[00:32] Musashi
    I'm fully staffed,
[00:33] Musashi
    and our reopening starts tomorrow.
[00:39] Musashi
    Did there used to be something there?
[00:41] Both
    Dunno!
[00:43] Musashi
    I just felt sure...
[00:45] Musashi
    Well, never mind.
[00:47] Musashi
    Now, I'd like to ask your
    opinion on something.
[00:50] Musashi
    What is the most important thing
    for a pachinko hall to have?
[00:54] Versus
    Got it!
[00:55] Musashi
    Yes, Versus-kun?
SIGN    Thinking of Showa-style Pachinko Hall Owners
[00:57] Versus
    Punch perms!
[00:59] Musashi
    What?
SIGN    Kinryu-zan
SIGN    Thunder
[01:04] Musashi
    Where are we all of a sudden?
[01:06] Hanabi
    Shucks, Manager!
[01:08] Hanabi
    To improve staff unity before you open...
[01:11] Versus
    ...you said you'd treat us to a meal!
[01:16] Musashi
    Did I say that?
[01:18] Musashi
    Maybe I did.
SIGN    Senbei                    Ningyoyaki                   Manpuku-do
[01:29] Versus
    Caught you!
[01:32] Musashi
    What's up, Versus?
[01:34] Versus
    I caught a strange little critter!
[01:36] Versus
    Look!
[01:38] Hanabi
    What's that?
SIGN    Kaminari-okoshi
[01:51] Thunder
    Oh?
[01:52] Thunder
    My...
[01:54] Thunder
    Would you like some kaminari-okoshi?
[01:56] Hanabi
    One apiece, please!
[01:58] Musashi
    No.
[02:00] BG
    Universe!
SIGN    Universal
[02:01] Versus
    She puts out the same waves we do!
[02:05] Musashi
    Does that mean she's a
    pachislot machine as well?
[02:09] Musashi
    The machine that belongs there...
[02:11] Musashi
    You're Thunder-san!
[02:13] Thunder
    Goodness!
[02:16] Hanabi
    I'm Hanabi.
[02:17] Versus
    I'm Versus.
[02:19] Thunder
    Does that mean you're my little sisters?
SIGN    Squeeeeeze
[02:23] Thunder
    Squeeze!
[02:25] Thunder
    I shall protect them!
SIGN    Sisterly
SIGN    Love
[02:29] Musashi
    I see. Three sisters, eh?
[02:32] Versus
    Yeah!
[02:34] Thunder
    And who might this be?
[02:35] Versus
    Our manager.
[02:37] Musashi
    A pleasure.
[02:38] Thunder
    The manager of a pachinko hall?
[02:41] Thunder
    But he doesn't have a punch perm!
[02:44] Musashi
    What's their obsession with punch perms?
[02:47] Versus
    Thunder-nee, come work at the hall with us!
[02:51] Thunder
    Goodness, what a lovely thought.
[02:53] Musashi
    I'm the manager...
[02:54] Screamer
    Emergency!
[02:57] Screamer
    A truck tipped over and
    its gnu cargo got away!
[03:01] Hanabi
    Versus-oneechan!
[03:04] Versus
    There might be a few too many for me...
[03:07] Thunder
    Leave this to us!
[03:12] Thunder
    Thunder strike Special!
[03:19] Thunder
    Don't worry. They're just unconscious.
[03:22] Hanabi
    You're awesome, Oneechan!
[03:25] Versus
    Manager!
[03:27] Trio
    A punch perm!