E1 - Hanabi-chan on a Futon

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SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    
The girl who popped out of the game world
SIGN    Hanabi-chan
    
The girl who popped out of the game world
[00:31] Musashi
    What I found waiting for me was... a futon.
[00:35] Musashi
    This is Shitamachi God Heaven,
[00:37] Musashi
    a pachinko hall that's been
    closed for a few months
[00:39] Musashi
    because my grandfather,
    its manager, passed away.
SIGN    To Our Customers 
    Notice of Long-Term Closure 
    Thank you for your loyal patronage.
    As of the ___th of ___, 
    Shitamachi God Heaven will close for the long term. 
    Shitamachi God Heaven
[00:44] Musashi
    I, Shinonome Musashi,
    a recent college graduate,
[00:47] Musashi
    am to inherit this pachinko hall.
[00:50] Musashi
    So why...
[00:52] Musashi
    is there a futon in the middle of the hall?
[00:55] Musashi
    And someone's sleeping in it.
[00:57] Musashi
    Um, excuse me?
[01:01] Hanabi
    Who are you? We're not open right now.
[01:05] Musashi
    It's the middle of the day,
    and I'm the manager.
[01:09] Hanabi
    Manager? For real?
[01:13] Musashi
    Wake up, damn it!
[01:19] Musashi
    Um... who are you,
    and why were you sleeping here?
[01:23] Hanabi
    "Who"? Are you...
[01:25] Hanabi
    talking to me?
[01:26] Musashi
    Well, who else is here?
[01:28] Hanabi
    If you don't know me,
    ou must be new to this business.
SIGN    Sigh...
    Sheesh
[01:32] Musashi
    Just who are you, exactly?!
[01:34] Hanabi
    Reel spins and flashing
    lights in perfect harmony!
[01:36] Hanabi
    Over 2,000 reach combinations!
[01:38] Hanabi
    The modern pachislot machine, perfected!
[01:40] Hanabi
    That's right! Japan's number
    one pachislot machine...
[01:43] Hanabi
    I am... Hanabi-chan!
SIGN    Blank
[01:47] Musashi
    Huh?
[01:48] Musashi
    A pachislot machine?
[01:49] Hanabi
    Yes!
[01:50] Musashi
    You are?
[01:50] Hanabi
    I am!
[01:51] Musashi
    Should I call the police or the hospital?
[01:54] Hanabi
    I was retired and slept for
    so long in a storeroom.
[01:58] Hanabi
    When I woke up, I had somehow
    taken a human form.
[02:00] Hanabi
    But there was no one in the hall.
[02:03] Hanabi
    At a total loss, all I could do was...
[02:06] Hanabi
    eat, sleep, and repeat!
[02:07] Musashi
    Hey! Those are prizes!
[02:10] Hanabi
    Who are you calling?
[02:11] Musashi
    The police, for starters.
[02:13] Musashi
    To tell them a sad girl calling herself
    a pachislot machine wrecked my shop.
[02:17] Hanabi
    Wait a minute, Boss!
    You don't believe me?!
[02:20] Hanabi
    Fine. I'll transform.
[02:22] Musashi
    Transform into what?
[02:23] Hanabi
    Just watch!
[02:25] Hanabi
    Now...
[02:27] Hanabi
    Radiant!
[02:28] Hanabi
    Burning!
[02:29] Hanabi
    Dynamic!
[02:30] Hanabi
    Transform!
[02:37] Hanabi
    Surprised?
[02:38] Musashi
    So, in other words...
[02:42] Musashi
    If you're a machine from my shop that
    turned human, you're my employee.
[02:47] Hanabi
    I don't want to work anymore!
[02:49] Hanabi
    I want to laze around for
    the rest of my life!
[02:51] Musashi
    Look at all the prizes you ate.
[02:54] Hanabi
    I'm sorry. I'll work my hardest.
[02:56] Hanabi
    I want to work the counter!
[02:58] Musashi
    Oh, it's good to have a desired position.
[03:00] Hanabi
    Then, when there are no customers,
    I can just eat and sleep!
[03:03] Musashi
    So do you have any other amazing abilities
    besides turning into a pachislot machine?
[03:07] Hanabi
    Actually, you've yet to see my best one!
[03:09] Musashi
    Oh?! What is it?
[03:11] Hanabi
    I can shoot fireworks!
[03:13] Musashi
    Oh...
[03:14] Musashi
    That's kinda useless.
[03:17] Hanabi
    Use...less...
[03:19] Musashi
    Uh, sorry. I just meant it's not
    really relevant to the job.
[03:23] Hanabi
    I can't let that slide!
[03:24] Hanabi
    My fireworks can attract the
    biggest crowd you ever did see!
[03:28] Musashi
    Why the old-fashioned speak?!
[03:31] Hanabi
    Take this!
[03:36] Hanabi
    Fireworks!
[03:43] Musashi
    Thanks to her fireworks...
[03:45] Musashi
    we didn't attract a crowd,
    but we attracted the police.
[03:49] PoliceA
    It seems you were launching unauthorized
    fireworks in this parking lot.
[03:53] Musashi
    Uh, I don't know what you're talking about...