# E1 - Hanabi-chan on a Futon Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UVJG51/hanabi-chan-on-a-futon)
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***SIGN***    Hanabi-chan
    ~The girl who popped out of the game world~
***SIGN***    Hanabi-chan
    ~The girl who popped out of the game world~
**[00:31] Musashi**
    *What I found waiting for me was... a futon.*
**[00:35] Musashi**
    *This is Shitamachi God Heaven,*
**[00:37] Musashi**
*    a pachinko hall that's been*
*    closed for a few months*
**[00:39] Musashi**
*    because my grandfather,*
*    its manager, passed away.*
***SIGN***    To Our Customers
    Notice of Long-Term Closure
    Thank you for your loyal patronage.
    As of the ___th of ___,
    Shitamachi God Heaven will close for the long term.
    Shitamachi God Heaven
**[00:44] Musashi**
*    I, Shinonome Musashi,*
*    a recent college graduate,*
**[00:47] Musashi**
    *am to inherit this pachinko hall.*
**[00:50] Musashi**
    *So why...*
**[00:52] Musashi**
    *is there a futon in the middle of the hall?*
**[00:55] Musashi**
    *And someone's sleeping in it.*
**[00:57] Musashi**
    Um, excuse me?
**[01:01] Hanabi**
    Who are you? We're not open right now.
**[01:05] Musashi**
    It's the middle of the day,
    and I'm the manager.
**[01:09] Hanabi**
    Manager? For real?
**[01:13] Musashi**
    Wake up, damn it!
**[01:19] Musashi**
    Um... who are you,
    and why were you sleeping here?
**[01:23] Hanabi**
    "*Who*"? Are you...
**[01:25] Hanabi**
    talking to me?
**[01:26] Musashi**
    Well, who else is here?
**[01:28] Hanabi**
    If you don't know me,
    ou must be new to this business.
***SIGN***    Sigh...
    Sheesh
**[01:32] Musashi**
    Just who are you, exactly?!
**[01:34] Hanabi**
    Reel spins and flashing
    lights in perfect harmony!
**[01:36] Hanabi**
    Over 2,000 reach combinations!
**[01:38] Hanabi**
    The modern pachislot machine, perfected!
**[01:40] Hanabi**
    That's right! Japan's number
    one pachislot machine...
**[01:43] Hanabi**
    I am... Hanabi-chan!
***SIGN***    Blank
**[01:47] Musashi**
    Huh?
**[01:48] Musashi**
    A pachislot machine?
**[01:49] Hanabi**
    Yes!
**[01:50] Musashi**
    You are?
**[01:50] Hanabi**
    I am!
**[01:51] Musashi**
    *Should I call the police or the hospital?*
**[01:54] Hanabi**
    I was retired and slept for
    so long in a storeroom.
**[01:58] Hanabi**
    When I woke up, I had somehow
    taken a human form.
**[02:00] Hanabi**
    But there was no one in the hall.
**[02:03] Hanabi**
    At a total loss, all I could do was...
**[02:06] Hanabi**
    eat, sleep, and repeat!
**[02:07] Musashi**
    Hey! Those are prizes!
**[02:10] Hanabi**
    Who are you calling?
**[02:11] Musashi**
    The police, for starters.
**[02:13] Musashi**
    To tell them a sad girl calling herself
    a pachislot machine wrecked my shop.
**[02:17] Hanabi**
    Wait a minute, Boss!
    You don't believe me?!
**[02:20] Hanabi**
    Fine. I'll transform.
**[02:22] Musashi**
    Transform into what?
**[02:23] Hanabi**
    Just watch!
**[02:25] Hanabi**
    Now...
**[02:27] Hanabi**
    Radiant!
**[02:28] Hanabi**
    Burning!
**[02:29] Hanabi**
    Dynamic!
**[02:30] Hanabi**
    Transform!
**[02:37] Hanabi**
    Surprised?
**[02:38] Musashi**
    So, in other words...
**[02:42] Musashi**
    If you're a machine from my shop that
    turned human, you're my employee.
**[02:47] Hanabi**
    I don't want to work anymore!
**[02:49] Hanabi**
    I want to laze around for
    the rest of my life!
**[02:51] Musashi**
    Look at all the prizes you ate.
**[02:54] Hanabi**
    I'm sorry. I'll work my hardest.
**[02:56] Hanabi**
    I want to work the counter!
**[02:58] Musashi**
    Oh, it's good to have a desired position.
**[03:00] Hanabi**
*    Then, when there are no customers,*
*    I can just eat and sleep!*
**[03:03] Musashi**
    So do you have any other amazing abilities
    besides turning into a pachislot machine?
**[03:07] Hanabi**
    Actually, you've yet to see my best one!
**[03:09] Musashi**
    Oh?! What is it?
**[03:11] Hanabi**
    I can shoot fireworks!
**[03:13] Musashi**
    Oh...
**[03:14] Musashi**
    That's kinda useless.
**[03:17] Hanabi**
    Use...less...
**[03:19] Musashi**
    Uh, sorry. I just meant it's not
    really relevant to the job.
**[03:23] Hanabi**
    I can't let that slide!
**[03:24] Hanabi**
    My fireworks can attract the
    biggest crowd you ever did see!
**[03:28] Musashi**
    Why the old-fashioned speak?!
**[03:31] Hanabi**
    Take this!
**[03:36] Hanabi**
    Fireworks!
**[03:43] Musashi**
    *Thanks to her fireworks...*
**[03:45] Musashi**
*    we didn't attract a crowd,*
*    but we attracted the police.*
**[03:49] PoliceA**
    It seems you were launching unauthorized
    fireworks in this parking lot.
**[03:53] Musashi**
    Uh, I don't know what you're talking about...