4 - Hot Spring Spirit Hakone-chan

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SIGN    Episode 4 Hot Spring Spirit Hakone-chan
[00:36] Haruna
    Please visit the Yumoto hot springs.
[00:39] Tohya
    We have discount coupons.
[00:42] A
    Wow, this girl's adorable.
[00:44] Hakone
    I am hot spring spirit Hakone.
[00:46] B
    She talks so old-fashioned. So cute.
[00:48] C
    Looks like it's going well.
[00:51] Haruna
    Yes, I'm glad.
[00:54] Aki
    Hakone-chan, what are you doing?
[00:57] Hakone
    Oh, Aki.
[00:59] Hakone
    On your way home?
[01:00] C
    We hired Hakone-san to be the tour
    ambassador for the hot springs.
[01:05] Hakone
    Indeed, I am great.
[01:07] Aki
    I'm nothing but worried.
[01:09] Hakone
    Nonsense.
[01:10] Hakone
    Behold.
[01:12] Aki
    Magic tricks?
[01:14] Hakone
    I am only getting started.
[01:17] D
    Damn!
[01:19] Hakone
    Not even!
SIGN    Public Foot Bath
SIGN    Yellow
    Orange
[01:30] E
    Illusions!
[01:32] F
    Pretty.
[01:36] Haruna
    Hakone-chan.
[01:37] Tohya
    Hey, you okay?
[01:38] Hakone
    I used up too much of my power.
[01:41] Haruna
    Let's take a short break.
[01:47] G
    This foot bath's just the right warmth.
[01:49] H
    And it's so smooth.
[01:52] Tohya
    Hakone, can you hear me?
[01:53] Tohya
    You made everyone happy.
[01:55] Haruna
    It was worth it, huh?
[01:58] Hakone
    I see.
[01:59] Hakone
    This is true satisfaction
    for a hot spring spirit.
[02:02] Hakone
    I have no regrets in my life.
[02:07] Aki
    You didn't have to work to the point of passing out.
[02:10] Haruna
    She really wants to make
    herself useful to humans.
[02:14] Tohya
    I didn't really like her snobby attitude,
[02:16] ---
    but maybe she was just
[02:18] ---
    acting tough because she was feeling
    empty from losing her power.
[02:27] Tohya
    Ta-da.
[02:29] Hakone
    It is the same as my secret box.
[02:31] Hakone
    What are you doing?
[02:33] Tohya
    I'm sure Yumoto's changed a
    lot while you were asleep.
[02:38] Tohya
    But Yosegi crafts are the
    same as they've always been.
[02:41] Tohya
    There, done.
[02:46] Tohya
    You worked hard earlier.
[02:49] Tohya
    This is my thank-you gift.
[02:52] Hakone
    You mediocre man, you are a million
    years too young to pat my head!
[02:56] Hakone
    As punishment, you shall
    bring me steamed buns!
[02:58] Hakone
    No, you shall bring me to
    where they make steamed buns!
[03:01] Tohya
    Fine, just calm down.
SIGN    }Usui Steamed Buns
[03:05] Tohya
    Here we are.
[03:07] Hakone
    Steamed buns are the food of the gods.
[03:09] Hakone
    Thus those who make them must also be gods.
[03:12] Hakone
    God! Where is the god?
[03:14] ---
    Hey, wait up.
[03:21] Tohya
    He's done for the day.
    He's not going to be in.
[03:27] Hakone
    God is dead!
[03:29] ---