# Season 1
# 1 - Hakone-chan Arrives!
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**[00:00] Tohya**
*This is the top hot spring town
in the prefecture, Hakone Yumoto.*
**[00:04] Tohya**
*There's a well in my backyard.*
**[00:07] Tohya**
* It's said that there's a spirit*
* protecting the hot springs.*
**[00:11] Tohya**
*My daily chores include cleaning up,*
**[00:14] Tohya**
*and making offerings and wishes.*
**[00:17] Tohya**
I pray that I can get closer to Haruna-nee.
**[00:26] Tohya**
Shoot, I dropped it in the well!
**[00:33] Hakone**
I am Hakone, the master of this well.
***SIGN*** Episode 1 Hakone-chan Arrives!
**[01:07] Hakone**
You were the one who brought
this offering, were you not?
**[01:10] Hakone**
I give you my praise.
**[01:11] Tohya**
This kid's being weird.
**[01:14] Tohya**
*Not to mention arrogant.*
**[01:16] Tohya**
* This is a nasty prank,*
* but it's just a kid, so...*
**[01:20] Tohya**
Yeah, that steam bun is my—
**[01:23] Tohya**
You're eating it?!
**[01:24] Hakone**
Huh?
**[01:25] Tohya**
Don't "huh" me.
**[01:26] Tohya**
You shouldn't eat that offering.
**[01:29] Hakone**
Why should I not eat it?
**[01:31] Hakone**
It is delicious.
**[01:32] Tohya**
Of course it is.
**[01:33] Tohya**
Our hot spring steamed buns are exquisite.
**[01:36] Hakone**
You are rather fussy for a man.
**[01:39] Hakone**
That is why you end up having to
make wishes for help with women.
**[01:44] Tohya**
How does she know about my wish?
**[01:46] Tohya**
It can't be...
**[01:48] Tohya**
*She's not* actually *the spirit
of the hot springs, is she?*
**[01:50] Hakone**
Really, though.
**[01:52] Hakone**
The steamed buns are delicious.
**[01:54] Hakone**
Give me more.
**[01:55] Tohya**
You're asking for seconds?!
**[01:56] Hakone**
I shall keep your wish a secret if
you give me another steamed bun.
**[02:00] Tohya**
Are you blackmailing me?!
**[02:03] Tohya**
Fine.
**[02:05] Tohya**
I'll give you steamed buns. Come with me.
**[02:07] Hakone**
Choose your actions wisely.
***SIGN*** Kumamoto Shrine
**[02:08] Tohya**
*I'll drive her away when I get the chance.*
**[02:11] Haruna**
Tohya.
**[02:13] Tohya**
Haruna-nee.
**[02:14] Haruna**
Coming home from cleaning?
**[02:16] Haruna**
Hey, who's the girl? She's cute.
**[02:18] Hakone**
I am Hakone, the spirit of the hot springs.
**[02:20] Haruna**
The spirit of the hot springs?
**[02:22] Haruna**
You mean the one enshrined at the well?
**[02:25] Haruna**
Oh yeah, I've heard about her.
**[02:27] Haruna**
Apparently the spirit of
the hot springs here is
**[02:29] Haruna**
super beautiful, and she has a nice body.
***SIGN*** Ahem
**[02:32] Hakone**
Indeed.
**[02:33] Hakone**
Ahem.
**[02:35] Haruna**
Not her, is it?
**[02:36] Tohya**
Nope.
**[02:37] Hakone**
Do not underestimate me, human!
**[02:38] Hakone**
I'm just weak from my long slumber!
**[02:42] Hakone**
My real form is transcendental!
**[02:45] Hakone**
Believe me!
**[02:46] Haruna**
You're just a kid.
**[02:48] Haruna**
You don't have to worry about your body.
**[02:51] Haruna**
You're the spirit that's been protecting
this well for us, aren't you?
**[02:55] Haruna**
Thank you.
**[02:58] Hakone**
You're a good person.
**[02:59] [SONG] Text**
Mediocre
**[03:00] Hakone**
This mediocre man doesn't deserve you.
**[03:03] Hakone**
You, there aren't many such attractive women.
**[03:06] Hakone**
Make her yours while you can.
**[03:08] Hakone**
I shall help you.
**[03:17] Tohya**
*Ow... Huh?*
**[03:22] Tohya**
*It's soft.*
**[03:24] Haruna**
Tohya.
**[03:27] Hakone**
Oh, to be young.
# 2 - Hakone-chan and the Secret Box
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***SIGN*** Shunjusou
**[00:32] Hakone**
Quite a splendid mansion.
**[00:35] Tohya**
Haruna-nee's place is one of a
handful of hot spring hotels.
***SIGN*** Episode 2: Hakone-chan and the Secret Box
**[00:39] Hakone**
So this mansion, too, exists because of me.
**[00:42] Hakone**
This is my castle.
**[00:43] Tohya**
No, it isn't.
**[00:45] Hakone**
Anyway, where are the steamed buns?
**[00:46] Aki**
Onee-chan.
**[00:48] Haruna**
Aki-chan.
**[00:49] Aki**
Who's that girl?
**[00:51] Tohya**
My sister Aki-chan.
**[00:53] Tohya**
She's in second-year middle
school, fourteen years old.
**[00:55] Haruna**
I am Hakone, the spirit of the hot springs.
**[00:57] Aki**
The spirit of the hot springs?
**[00:59] Haruna**
I know. Now that the spirit is here
with us, why don't we take a bath?
**[01:03] Hakone**
Yes, we shall.
**[01:05] Haruna**
You too, Aki-chan.
**[01:13] Hakone**
Why are your breasts so large, Haruna?
**[01:17] Haruna**
Well...
**[01:18] Haruna**
I've always taken baths in these hot springs.
**[01:20] Haruna**
Maybe it's thanks to you.
**[01:23] Hakone**
I see, thanks to me, you say?
**[01:25] Hakone**
You flatter me.
**[01:27] Hakone**
But if that is true, why does
Aki have such small breasts?
**[01:31] Aki**
I-I'm still growing!
**[01:34] Aki**
What's your problem?
**[01:35] Aki**
Spouting nonsense about being the
spirit of the hot springs or whatever.
**[01:37] Hakone**
It is not nonsense!
**[01:39] Hakone**
Behold, the finest hot spring water.
**[01:44] Aki**
Wow, the water's shining.
**[01:47] Haruna**
My skin's smooth just from
being in it for a moment.
**[01:51] Hakone**
I am spent.
**[01:52] Hakone**
Strange, it seems my
power is indeed weakened.
**[01:56] Hakone**
But I will not give up!
**[01:58] Hakone**
I shall revive my old power
and return to my former self.
**[02:03] Hakone**
Oh?
**[02:04] Haruna**
No, no.
**[02:05] Haruna**
You have to put yourself deeper in the water.
**[02:10] Aki**
I think I'm done here.
**[02:13] Tohya**
No punches pulled, even against a kid, huh?
**[02:16] Tohya**
Haruna-nee's really strict about
how you bathe in the hot springs.
**[02:20] Hakone**
I am not accustomed to this body.
**[02:23] Haruna**
You did well.
**[02:25] Haruna**
Here, the steamed buns
you've been waiting for.
**[02:27] Hakone**
Steamed buns!
**[02:27] Hakone**
So many!
**[02:29] Hakone**
Are you a god?
**[02:30] Tohya**
I have way more at my place.
**[02:32] Tohya**
We make over a thousand every day.
**[02:34] Hakone**
A thousand!
**[02:35] Hakone**
You are the creator Himself!
**[02:37] Tohya**
Oh yeah, Hakone-chan made
us some really nice water.
**[02:40] Tohya**
Wait, you're *actually* the
spirit of the hot springs?
**[02:43] Hakone**
You still didn't believe me?
**[02:45] Hakone**
Then I shall show you my amazing powers.
**[02:48] Hakone**
Look.
**[02:49] Tohya**
A yosegi puzzle box.
**[02:51] Hakone**
Behold.
**[02:54] Tohya**
What the?
**[02:56] Haruna**
Tohya.
**[03:00] Haruna**
I love you.
**[03:02] Hakone**
My water brings people together.
**[03:05] Hakone**
The steam is a condensate of that power.
**[03:08] Haruna**
Wait, what am I doing?
**[03:11] Hakone**
It is not as powerful as it used to be.
**[03:13] Hakone**
My power must be diminished.
**[03:16] Tohya**
Will it last longer if
you get your power back?
**[03:18] Hakone**
Probably.
**[03:19] Tohya**
How can you get it back?
**[03:23] Hakone**
I wonder how.
**[03:24] Tohya**
Dude!
**[03:25] Tohya**
* And so Hakone descended*
* upon the hot spring town.*
**[03:29] ---**
# 3 - Hakone-chan and Hakoneko
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**[00:30] Haruna**
We have a cute spirit staying over.
**[00:34] Haruna**
Hakone-chan.
**[00:35] Aki**
Are you up?
***SIGN*** Episode 3: Hakone-chan and Hakoneko
**[00:38] Haruna**
Morning. Did you sleep well?
**[00:40] Hakone**
Indeed, I slept quite soundly.
**[00:42] Hakone**
Although I have had a bit of an accident.
**[00:44] Haruna**
It's a disaster!
**[00:45] ---**
How embarrassing.
**[00:47] Hakone**
Is that what I think it is?
**[00:48] Hakone**
I was dreaming about steamed
buns, and well, I drooled.
**[00:51] Haruna**
A geyser?!
**[00:53] Hakone**
Haruna, where are you going?
**[00:56] Haruna**
To the neighborhood association.
**[00:58] Haruna**
I'm attending today.
**[01:00] Hakone**
The neighborhood association?
**[01:01] Haruna**
The proprietors and proprietresses from
around the neighborhood get together.
**[01:05] Hakone**
It's a gathering of important people.
**[01:07] Hakone**
Then I shall have to join.
**[01:10] Hakone**
There are lots of lodgings here.
**[01:12] Haruna**
It's the biggest hot spring town in Yumoto.
***SIGN*** Source Water
**[01:19] Haruna**
Hello.
**[01:20] A**
My, how adorable.
**[01:22] Haruna**
Neighborhood Association President.
**[01:24] A**
You're a new face here.
**[01:25] Haruna**
Um...
**[01:27] Haruna**
Her name's Hakone-chan.
She's a distant relative.
**[01:29] Haruna**
She's staying at our place.
**[01:30] Tohya**
*Why the heck is Hakone here?!*
**[01:33] A**
Now, on today's agenda...
**[01:37] B**
And tours?
**[01:37] Hakone**
I am bored.
**[01:38] C**
We have some events in the works.
**[01:40] C**
Something the customers can enjoy together...
**[01:43] Hakone**
That hurt!
**[01:44] Haruna**
E-Excuse me for a second.
**[01:46] Hakone**
You can go have fun.
**[01:48] Hakone**
See the town mascot over
there, Hakoneko-chan?
**[01:50] Hakone**
Hakoneko?!
**[01:51] Haruna**
He has almost the same name as you do.
**[01:53] Haruna**
You should be friends.
**[01:55] Hakone**
*Wh-Wh-What is that thing?!*
**[01:58] Hakone**
*That shape is definitely not human.*
**[02:01] Hakone**
*Could it be a mononoke?!*
**[02:03] Hakone**
*But the children seem to enjoy its company.*
**[02:06] Hakone**
*What is going on?*
**[02:09] Hakone**
*It's terrifying!*
**[02:11] Hakone**
*I shall have to run.*
**[02:13] D**
I'm so scared!
**[02:16] D**
*I cannot abandon a small child here.*
**[02:17] D**
* I must do what I can.*
* I am the hot spring spirit!*
**[02:20] Hakone**
Vile Mononoke, I shall smite you!
**[02:24] Tohya**
Ack, what's she up to?
**[02:26] Hakone**
A formidable foe.
**[02:27] Hakone**
I will have to move to my last resort.
**[02:33] A**
Wow, how did you do that?
**[02:35] B**
Could you show us one more time?
**[02:39] Hakone**
If it is my power that you wish to
see, then I shall show you more!
**[02:42] Tohya**
Wait!
**[02:43] Hakone**
Here I go.
**[02:47] C**
The hot spring just erupted.
**[02:48] D**
How is she doing it?
**[02:50] Haruna**
Hakone-chan's good at magic tricks.
**[02:52] Haruna**
She has all kind of impressive skills.
**[02:54] Hakone**
Indeed, I am impressive.
**[02:56] C**
Good for you, and you're still so young.
**[02:58] D**
Hey, how about we have
her be a tour ambassador?
**[03:02] C**
Good idea!
**[03:03] C**
She's cute, and she can manipulate
water. That's perfect.
**[03:06] Hakone**
But...
**[03:08] D**
That just might be a great idea.
**[03:11] Haruna**
Neighborhood Association President.
**[03:13] Hakone**
What is a tour ambassador?
**[03:15] D**
You advertise all the good and
wonderful things about Yumoto.
**[03:19] Hakone**
Very well, I shall be the
so-called tour ambassador.
**[03:23] Hakone**
I shall show them how amazing I am.
**[03:27] Haruna**
Tohya.
**[03:28] ---**
# 4 - Hot Spring Spirit Hakone-chan
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***SIGN*** Episode 4 Hot Spring Spirit Hakone-chan
**[00:36] Haruna**
Please visit the Yumoto hot springs.
**[00:39] Tohya**
We have discount coupons.
**[00:42] A**
Wow, this girl's adorable.
**[00:44] Hakone**
I am hot spring spirit Hakone.
**[00:46] B**
She talks so old-fashioned. So cute.
**[00:48] C**
Looks like it's going well.
**[00:51] Haruna**
Yes, I'm glad.
**[00:54] Aki**
Hakone-chan, what are you doing?
**[00:57] Hakone**
Oh, Aki.
**[00:59] Hakone**
On your way home?
**[01:00] C**
We hired Hakone-san to be the tour
ambassador for the hot springs.
**[01:05] Hakone**
Indeed, I am great.
**[01:07] Aki**
I'm nothing but worried.
**[01:09] Hakone**
Nonsense.
**[01:10] Hakone**
Behold.
**[01:12] Aki**
Magic tricks?
**[01:14] Hakone**
I am only getting started.
**[01:17] D**
Damn!
**[01:19] Hakone**
Not even!
***SIGN*** Public Foot Bath
***SIGN*** Yellow
Orange
**[01:30] E**
Illusions!
**[01:32] F**
Pretty.
**[01:36] Haruna**
Hakone-chan.
**[01:37] Tohya**
Hey, you okay?
**[01:38] Hakone**
I used up too much of my power.
**[01:41] Haruna**
Let's take a short break.
**[01:47] G**
This foot bath's just the right warmth.
**[01:49] H**
And it's so smooth.
**[01:52] Tohya**
Hakone, can you hear me?
**[01:53] Tohya**
You made everyone happy.
**[01:55] Haruna**
It was worth it, huh?
**[01:58] Hakone**
I see.
**[01:59] Hakone**
This is true satisfaction
for a hot spring spirit.
**[02:02] Hakone**
I have no regrets in my life.
**[02:07] Aki**
You didn't have to work to the point of passing out.
**[02:10] Haruna**
She really wants to make
herself useful to humans.
**[02:14] Tohya**
*I didn't really like her snobby attitude,*
**[02:16] ---**
*but maybe she was just*
**[02:18] ---**
* acting tough because she was feeling*
* empty from losing her power.*
**[02:27] Tohya**
*Ta-da.*
**[02:29] Hakone**
It is the same as my secret box.
**[02:31] Hakone**
What are you doing?
**[02:33] Tohya**
I'm sure Yumoto's changed a
lot while you were asleep.
**[02:38] Tohya**
But Yosegi crafts are the
same as they've always been.
**[02:41] Tohya**
There, done.
**[02:46] Tohya**
You worked hard earlier.
**[02:49] Tohya**
This is my thank-you gift.
**[02:52] Hakone**
You mediocre man, you are a million
years too young to pat my head!
**[02:56] Hakone**
As punishment, you shall
bring me steamed buns!
**[02:58] Hakone**
No, you shall bring me to
where they make steamed buns!
**[03:01] Tohya**
Fine, just calm down.
***SIGN*** }Usui Steamed Buns
**[03:05] Tohya**
Here we are.
**[03:07] Hakone**
Steamed buns are the food of the gods.
**[03:09] Hakone**
Thus those who make them must also be gods.
**[03:12] Hakone**
God! Where is the god?
**[03:14] ---**
Hey, wait up.
**[03:21] Tohya**
He's done for the day.
He's not going to be in.
**[03:27] Hakone**
God is dead!
**[03:29] ---**
# 5 - Hakone-chan and Hakone-sama
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***SIGN*** Episode 5 Hakone-chan and Hakone-sama
**[00:31] Aki**
Club practice on Saturdays sucks.
**[00:39] Aki**
Who are you?
**[00:41] Hakone**
Blorf.
**[00:41] Aki**
H-Hakone-chan?!
**[00:43] Hakone**
Aki, you've shrunk.
**[00:46] Aki**
You grew, Hakone-chan.
**[00:48] Hakone**
I am back to my true form.
**[00:51] Aki**
* Oh yeah, the legends say she's*
* supposed to be a grown-up spirit.*
**[00:55] Hakone**
I shall go show the townsfolk
my great appearance.
**[00:59] Aki**
W-Wait a second!
**[01:05] Hakone**
We are a pair now.
**[01:06] Aki**
It's my spare uniform. How is it?
**[01:09] Hakone**
Perhaps a little tight.
**[01:13] Aki**
It's all right, I still have time.
**[01:16] Aki**
Okay, I'm going to club practice now.
**[01:18] Aki**
Be sure to tell people what's going on.
**[01:20] Hakone**
Understood.
**[01:27] Aki**
The store that always gives me steamed buns.
**[01:29] A**
Good work, tour ambassador.
**[01:31] Hakone**
Thank you.
**[01:33] ---**
Good morning.
**[01:34] A**
Well, good morning.
**[01:37] A**
What would you like?
**[01:38] Hakone**
Do you not recognize me?
**[01:41] A**
I don't believe we've met, miss.
**[01:44] Hakone**
Nonsense. I am Hakone, the hot spring spirit.
**[01:46] A**
Oh, come on, Hakone-chan is a little girl.
**[01:50] A**
Right?
**[01:51] B**
The tour ambassador girl?
**[01:53] C**
She's so tiny and adorable.
**[01:57] Hakone**
Forget it!
**[01:59] Hakone**
*Why?*
**[02:00] Hakone**
*Why do people not recognize me?*
**[02:07] Hakone**
That hurt.
**[02:08] Tohya**
S-Sorry.
**[02:09] Tohya**
Are you okay?
**[02:10] Hakone**
Mediocre.
**[02:13] Hakone**
You understand me, do you not?
**[02:16] Haruna**
Hakone-chan, are you awake?
**[02:17] Haruna**
Huh?
**[02:18] Haruna**
Hakone-chan?
**[02:23] Haruna**
Tohya.
**[02:24] Haruna**
Wait, what?
**[02:26] Tohya**
Wait, get a grip.
**[02:28] Tohya**
Mediocre won't recognize me, either.
**[02:32] Haruna**
Tohya.
**[02:34] Tohya**
Haruna-nee.
**[02:35] Tohya**
This isn't what you think.
**[02:37] Tohya**
*What am I doing?*
**[02:39] Tohya**
*Why am I getting in Tohya's way?*
**[02:44] Hakone**
I am back to being small.
**[02:46] Tohya**
So it *was* you.
**[02:48] Hakone**
What are you upset about?
**[02:49] Haruna**
So it was Hakone-chan.
**[02:51] Haruna**
*Wait, why am I relieved?*
**[02:54] Tohya**
I see.
**[02:56] Tohya**
So the source of your power is devotion.
**[02:59] Haruna**
And you got your true form back
because people got to know you
**[03:02] ---**
through your tour ambassador work.
**[03:03] Hakone**
But I am back again.
**[03:05] Hakone**
It appears it will take some time
before I can get my real powers back.
**[03:10] Haruna**
That's all right.
**[03:11] Haruna**
What you were doing wasn't wrong.
**[03:14] Haruna**
Keep it up and you'll be back in no time.
**[03:16] Haruna**
We'll help you out.
**[03:19] Hakone**
Do not treat me like a child!
**[03:23] A**
I came here wondering why I felt such power.
**[03:26] A**
So you've awakened, Hakone.
**[03:29] ---**
# 6 - Hakone-chan and Miya-chan
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**[00:30] Haruna**
I knew they've been doing construction
next door for a while now,
**[00:33] ---**
but such a huge hotel?
**[00:34] Aki**
Aren't they going to take our customers?
**[00:36] Miya**
My.
***SIGN*** Episode 6: Hakone-chan and Miya-chan
**[00:38] Miya**
Are you our neighbors?
**[00:39] Miya**
I'm Miya, the owner of the hotel.
**[00:43] Haruna**
O-Owner?
**[00:44] Aki**
But you're just a kid.
**[00:46] Miya**
I hope we can be good neighbors.
**[00:49] Miya**
We're about to hold an event.
**[00:51] Miya**
We'd be delighted if you could come.
**[00:53] Haruna**
An event?
**[00:55] Aki**
Everyone, welcome to Hotel Miya.
**[00:59] Aki**
We have a special service
for our grand opening.
**[01:01] Aki**
I'll be singing myself.
**[01:03] A**
Nice!
**[01:05] Haruna**
She's really popular.
**[01:06] Aki**
Onee-chan, she's going to take our customers.
**[01:08] Haruna**
But what can we do?
**[01:10] Aki**
We should prop Hakone-chan up, too.
**[01:13] Hakone**
All right, leave it to me.
**[01:16] Hakone**
I am popular. I can handle this.
**[01:18] Hakone**
First up, I'll make some water.
**[01:20] Hakone**
Blorf!
**[01:23] Hakone**
Why?
**[01:25] Tohya**
I smell sulfur.
**[01:29] Hakone**
I will not stand for this!
**[01:33] Hakone**
I am Hakone, the hot spring spirit!
**[01:37] A**
Who's that kid?
**[01:39] Miya**
The effect's wearing off.
**[01:40] Hakone**
I can feel my power growing.
**[01:42] Hakone**
All right.
**[01:51] Hakone**
My clothes are a little tight.
**[01:56] Aki**
Damn you, Hakone...
**[01:57] Aki**
I'll have to do it again.
**[02:02] Miya**
I hope you spend your night at Hotel Miya.
**[02:08] Aki**
Tohya-nii, something's not right.
**[02:10] Tohya**
Look.
**[02:13] Aki**
What're you doing?
**[02:15] A**
Huh?
**[02:16] B**
What was I just doing?
**[02:17] Tohya**
I knew it.
**[02:19] Tohya**
This box has them under a spell.
**[02:21] Tohya**
Could you be...
**[02:23] Miya**
Indeed.
**[02:24] Miya**
I'm a hot spring spirit.
**[02:26] Hakone**
Oh, it's Miya of Miyanoshita Hot Springs.
**[02:30] Hakone**
I did not notice you in your odd outfit.
**[02:32] Miya**
This is what's in style right now.
**[02:35] Aki**
Do you know her?
**[02:36] Hakone**
She is my arch rival.
**[02:38] Hakone**
We have competed over everything.
**[02:42] Miya**
Let's settle this here and now.
**[02:44] Miya**
I shall have your fame and power.
**[02:48] Hakone**
I accept your challenge.
**[02:50] Miya**
Miyanoshita Hot Springs
was created by Hideyoshi.
**[02:54] Miya**
Behold the power of Hideyoshi's
Water of Servitude!
**[02:59] Miya**
Huh?
**[03:00] Miya**
I used too much power!
**[03:02] Miya**
I'm out of steam!
**[03:04] Hakone**
Now!
**[03:09] Tohya**
H-Hey, are you okay?
**[03:14] Miya**
My, how kind.
**[03:15] Miya**
What a great gentleman.
**[03:17] Tohya**
Huh?
**[03:18] Tohya**
Hey, Hakone!
**[03:20] Tohya**
Do something!
**[03:22] A**
They've gone completely sheepish.
**[03:24] A**
This'll be easy.
**[03:27] B**
It sure will.
**[03:28] ---**
# 7 - Hakone-chan and the Hot Spring Pool
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**[00:30] Miya**
Argh.
**[00:32] Miya**
I'm so pissed.
**[00:33] Miya**
I almost bested Hakone.
***SIGN*** Episode 7: Hakone-chan and the Hot Spring Pool
**[00:38] A**
Miya-sama.
**[00:39] Miya**
You called?
**[00:40] A**
About the hot spring pool guests...
**[00:43] Miya**
Pool?
**[00:44] Miya**
That's it.
**[00:49] Haruna**
Wow.
**[00:53] Haruna**
Hot spring pool.
**[00:54] Haruna**
They brought the taboo fantasy of
swimming in a hot spring to life.
**[00:59] Aki**
Onee-chan's being weird!
**[01:01] Miya**
Hello, Shunjusou, I hope you enjoy your stay.
**[01:05] Haruna**
Thank you for inviting us.
**[01:07] Miya**
It's just a token of apology for
having caused a ruckus the other day.
**[01:11] Tohya**
I have a feeling that Miya
girl is hiding something.
**[01:14] Haruna**
What's wrong, Tohya?
**[01:17] Haruna**
Let's go swim.
***SIGN*** Haruna in a swimsuit
***SIGN*** Concern for Hakone
**[01:21] Tohya**
Yeah, okay.
**[01:22] Haruna**
Huh? Where's Hakone-chan?
**[01:24] Hakone**
Haruna.
**[01:25] Hakone**
I am here.
**[01:27] Hakone**
I heard we were playing in the water,
**[01:29] ---**
so I wore the latest, trendiest swimsuit.
**[01:31] Aki**
From what era?!
**[01:32] Haruna**
That's a cute swimsuit.
**[01:34] Haruna**
Let's swim.
**[01:39] Hakone**
This is heaven.
**[01:43] Miya**
Hakone's completely off guard.
**[01:45] Miya**
Just watch.
**[01:48] Hakone**
What is this?!
**[01:51] Miya**
A hot spring spirit can bend
hot spring water to her will.
**[01:54] Miya**
I can turn a regular pool
into a flowing pool.
**[01:58] Hakone**
I am getting dizzy.
**[02:02] Miya**
That's what you get.
**[02:06] Hakone**
Damn you, Miya.
**[02:07] Hakone**
Fine.
**[02:08] Hakone**
I shall get you back.
**[02:10] Miya**
Not today!
**[02:12] Brown**
Wait up!
**[02:13] Black**
We'd like in on your duel.
**[02:23] Hakone**
Run!
**[02:28] Miya**
Help me!
**[02:30] Tohya**
What's wrong?
**[02:32] Hakone**
I have never liked monkeys.
**[02:34] Hakone**
Monkeys and hot spring spirits
are long-standing enemies.
**[02:38] Hakone**
They scream, they bathe without
consideration for others,
**[02:40] ---**
and they even eat the offerings.
**[02:43] Hakone**
There is no end to their lunacy.
**[02:45] Hakone**
Do something, now!
**[02:47] Tohya**
What could I do?
***SIGN*** New Product
***SIGN*** Samples
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Steamed Buns
**[02:50] Tohya**
I'll bring more later.
**[02:55] Tohya**
I'll lure them with the steamed buns.
**[02:57] Tohya**
Run away in the meantime.
**[02:58] Hakone**
I cannot.
**[03:00] Hakone**
I would rather have them than
give them to the monkeys.
**[03:02] Tohya**
You have no idea how screwed you are, do you?
**[03:14] Tohya**
You're safe now.
**[03:19] Haruna**
Are you all okay?
**[03:23] Haruna**
Looks like you are.
**[03:27] Hakone**
Yum indeed.
**[03:28] ---**
# 8 - Hakone-chan and Jigokudani
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***SIGN*** Episode 8 Hakone-chan and Jigokudani
**[00:34] Hakone**
The station is slanted.
**[00:37] Hakone**
So is the train.
**[00:43] Aki**
I thought we were going for
Hakone-chan's tour ambassador work.
**[00:46] Aki**
Why is this girl with us?
**[00:49] Miya**
I, well...
**[00:51] Miya**
Hakone's not too reliable, so I
thought I'd help her with her work.
**[00:56] Hakone**
I can do it by myself.
**[00:59] Haruna**
Why not? The more the merrier.
**[01:04] Tohya**
*Haruna-nee, your eyes aren't smiling.*
**[01:08] Hakone**
The baskets are floating.
**[01:14] Hakone**
This is amazing.
**[01:15] Hakone**
The basket is floating in the air.
**[01:23] Hakone**
What is this smell?
**[01:25] Aki**
That'd be the smell of sulfur.
**[01:27] Aki**
We're almost at Owakudani.
**[01:33] Aki**
It's been a while.
**[01:35] Aki**
Onee-chan, let's buy hot
spring eggs on our way home.
**[01:38] Haruna**
Work first.
**[01:40] Haruna**
Let's go deliver the fliers.
**[01:42] Aki**
What's wrong?
**[01:43] Hakone**
We are at Jigokudani.
**[01:46] Aki**
Jigokudani?
**[01:47] Hakone**
Owakudani used to be called Jigokudani
during the Edo period, apparently.
**[01:52] Aki**
That's Hakone-chan for you.
**[01:54] Aki**
A living witness.
**[01:55] A**
Ji-Jigokudani.
**[01:58] Hakone**
Th-This is bad.
**[02:00] Hakone**
There are demons here.
**[02:03] Miya**
Demons are just superstition.
**[02:05] Aki**
Indeed, it's said that demons live here.
**[02:09] Aki**
They might eat up little kids like you.
**[02:12] Hakone**
No!
**[02:14] Haruna**
That's enough, Aki-chan.
**[02:17] Haruna**
You've got Hakone-chan all scared.
**[02:19] Aki**
Sorry, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
**[02:21] Aki**
It's just a quiet tourist spot now.
**[02:23] Aki**
There aren't any demons here.
**[02:25] Haruna**
I am afraid of demons!
**[02:26] Aki**
Hakone-chan.
**[02:29] Miya**
Tohya-sama.
***SIGN*** Owakudani
**[02:41] Hakone**
No way!
**[02:43] Hakone**
Demons!
**[02:45] Hakone**
Help me!
**[02:50] Hakone**
Ow.
**[02:53] Hakone**
Are you—
**[02:55] Hakone**
Perfect, save me from the demons!
**[03:00] Hakone**
You are going to protect me, are you?
**[03:04] Brown**
You're not getting away!
**[03:05] Black**
After her!
**[03:07] Haruna**
Where'd she go?
**[03:10] Hakone**
We should be safe here.
**[03:12] Cheesecat**
Hey, long day at work, huh?
**[03:15] Hakone**
It talked!
**[03:17] Cheesecat**
This costume's so damn hot.
**[03:25] Miya**
Why am I all by myself?!
**[03:29] ---**
# 9 - Hakone-chan and Otamagaike
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***SIGN*** Episode 9 Hakone-chan and Otamagaike
**[00:30] Hakone**
Incredible!
**[00:31] Hakone**
This is much faster than the baskets.
**[00:34] Hakone**
We may be going faster
than a messenger scout.
**[00:35] Miya**
You know nothing, do you, Hakone?
**[00:38] Hakone**
Why are you here?
**[00:40] Miya**
W-Well...
**[00:43] Miya**
To watch over you and make sure you don't
steal the steamed buns we're delivering.
**[00:48] Hakone**
I would do no such thing.
**[00:49] Tohya**
Quiet down.
**[00:51] Hakone**
Where is this bus going?
**[00:54] Tohya**
To Motohakone, south of Ashinoko.
***SIGN*** Ashinoko Lake
***SIGN*** Motohakone
***SIGN*** Otamagaike
***SIGN*** Hakone Yumoto
***SIGN*** Miyanoshita
***SIGN*** Gora
***SIGN*** Togendai
***SIGN*** Owakudani
**[00:57] Tohya**
We're getting off part-way, though.
**[01:00] A**
Thanks for the delivery.
**[01:02] A**
You should stay a while, since you're here.
**[01:04] Tohya**
Thank you.
**[01:06] Tohya**
Lucky us, huh?
**[01:07] Tohya**
We got some steamed buns.
**[01:09] Hakone**
Gone already?!
**[01:10] Miya**
Mine's gone, too.
**[01:12] Tohya**
How many times do I have to
tell you not to eat others'?
**[01:14] Hakone**
It's not me.
**[01:15] Hakone**
They probably just vanished into thin air.
**[01:18] Tohya**
*Excuses? Fine.*
***SIGN*** Otamagaike
**[01:20] Hakone**
What is this?
**[01:21] Tohya**
It's a monument for the Hakone Checkpoint.
**[01:24] Tohya**
Back during the Edo period,
a woman tried to sneak through
**[01:27] ---**
the checkpoint without a pass.
**[01:30] Tohya**
Alas, she was caught by the
officers and sentenced to death.
**[01:34] Tohya**
It's said that a woman's ghost
has been showing up here since.
**[01:39] Tohya**
She may be right there.
**[01:44] Hakone**
I am an onsen spirit. I do not fear ghosts!
**[01:48] Hakone**
Come at me if you must!
**[01:50] Otama**
Oh?
**[01:51] Otama**
Is that you, Hakone-sama?
**[01:52] Hakone**
Is that you, Otama?
**[01:55] Otama**
Oh, my! It *is* you!
**[01:57] Otama**
I didn't notice you; you're so small.
**[02:00] Tohya**
Does she know her?
**[02:01] Miya**
It seems that way.
**[02:03] Hakone**
Has it been about three hundred years now?
**[02:05] Hakone**
How have you been?
**[02:07] Otama**
Well, I'm a ghost now, so not so great.
**[02:10] Otama**
I haven't seen you since that time you let me
**[02:12] ---**
take a bath, after I'd escaped from Edo.
**[02:15] Otama**
I could never forget taking
a bath in those hot springs.
**[02:18] Otama**
I wish I could go again.
**[02:19] Tohya**
A ghost, take a hot spring bath?
**[02:21] Hakone**
All right.
**[02:23] Hakone**
Then I shall let you.
**[02:26] Tohya**
But I'm a bound spirit.
**[02:28] Hakone**
Not to worry.
**[02:29] Hakone**
This is my land.
**[02:30] Hakone**
There are channels everywhere.
**[02:33] Hakone**
Behold, the hot spring spirit's evolution!
**[02:36] Hakone**
Now!
**[02:41] Otama**
This warmth, this touch.
**[02:44] Otama**
It's the same hot spring I
bathed in with you last time.
**[02:47] Otama**
Thank you, Hakone-sama.
**[02:48] Hakone**
It is my duty as a hot spring spirit.
**[02:52] Tohya**
* I guess I'll forgive her for*
* stealing the steamed buns.*
**[02:55] Hakone**
You had better keep an eye
out so that no one comes.
**[02:57] Tohya**
Fine, fine.
**[02:59] Brown**
Finally, we've got you!
**[03:01] Black**
You're not getting—
**[03:06] Black**
Ghost!
**[03:09] Hakone**
What was that?
**[03:11] Miya**
*Are those girls who I think they are?*
**[03:17] Otama**
It looks like I can pass on now.
**[03:20] Otama**
Thanks so much, Hakone-sama.
**[03:22] Otama**
Let's meet in the next life.
**[03:23] Hakone**
Excellent.
**[03:25] Hakone**
Be well in the afterlife.
**[03:27] ---**
# 10 - Hakone-chan and Goura Park
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***SIGN*** Goura Park
***SIGN*** Episode 10 Hakone-chan and Goura Park
**[00:34] Brown**
Man, this is so frustrating.
**[00:37] Black**
It's not as easy as we thought, is it?
**[00:40] Brown**
We haven't even said our names yet.
**[00:42] Black**
Indeed.
**[00:44] Brown**
"Indeed"? Do you even care?
**[00:47] Brown**
This is all because you freaked out
at the sight of a ghost, Goura.
**[00:50] Black**
Oh?
**[00:51] ---**
You cowered at the sight
of a monkey, too, Ashinoko.
**[00:55] Brown**
But you're...
**[00:57] Black**
Are you trying to tell
me that this is my fault?
**[01:04] Brown**
*Crap, this is Goura's domain.*
**[01:07] Brown**
* If I pissed her off now,*
* she'd have a huge advantage over me.*
**[01:10] Brown**
Th-That's not what I mean.
**[01:12] Brown**
Let's just cooperate, and...
**[01:15] Hakone**
This place is beautiful.
**[01:17] Haruna**
It is.
**[01:20] Tohya**
Oh, really?
**[01:23] Haruna**
This place is called Goura Park.
**[01:25] Haruna**
It's a French-style garden
that was made in 1914.
**[01:29] Hakone**
1914, huh?
**[01:30] Hakone**
That would make me older.
**[01:33] Aki**
Is that something you want to be proud of?
**[01:35] Miya**
To think that I'd have the
**[01:38] ---**
opportunity to walk such a
beautiful park with Tohya-sama.
**[01:40] Miya**
I'm so happy.
**[01:44] Haruna**
Why don't you two go have a
stroll in the rose gardens?
**[01:47] Haruna**
We'll go find somewhere to have lunch.
**[01:51] Tohya**
Let's all of us find a place together.
**[01:54] Brown**
It's them!
**[01:56] Brown**
What are they doing all the way out here?
**[01:59] Brown**
G-Goura?
**[02:01] Black**
How dare you set foot into my domain?!
**[02:08] Brown**
This is bad.
**[02:10] Black**
Behold, my power!
**[02:13] Brown**
Goura!
**[02:16] Hakone**
What is it?
**[02:22] Hakone**
R-Run!
**[02:24] Black**
No you don't!
**[02:30] Black**
Surrender!
**[02:33] Aki**
What's her problem?
**[02:34] Hakone**
I do not know.
**[02:38] Brown**
She's so destructive.
**[02:40] Brown**
I have to stop her.
**[02:46] Miya**
Oh, dear.
**[02:47] Black**
Punishment!
**[02:50] Hakone**
Stop!
**[02:52] Brown**
Calm down, Goura!
**[02:53] Brown**
You're going to destroy everything.
**[02:58] Black**
What have I done?
**[03:00] Brown**
Let's retreat for now!
**[03:03] Hakone**
What was their problem?
**[03:06] Miya**
Those two must have been...
**[03:07] Haruna**
Oh, how pretty.
**[03:10] Hakone**
They are sparkling.
**[03:13] Aki**
Onee-chan, I'm hungry.
**[03:15] Hakone**
I am hungry, as well.
**[03:17] Haruna**
This place is soaked.
**[03:18] Haruna**
Let's go over there.
**[03:20] All**
Okay.
**[03:22] Black**
My garden!
**[03:24] Black**
What have I done?
**[03:26] Black**
How could I lose my temper?
**[03:29] ---**
# 11 - Hakone-chan and the Tekkosen
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***SIGN*** Episode 11: Hakone-chan and the Tekkosen
**[00:30] Miya**
G-Good day.
**[00:33] Hakone**
Miya.
**[00:34] Hakone**
You have been coming rather often as of late.
**[00:35] Miya**
J-Just checking on my enemy.
**[00:37] Tohya**
Delivery.
**[00:38] Miya**
Tohya-sama.
**[00:40] Hakone**
She is after the mediocre, huh?
**[00:42] Hakone**
It must have been from back then.
**[00:44] Aki**
Back when?
**[00:45] Hakone**
Well...
**[00:47] Aki**
Yeah?
**[00:48] Aki**
The monkeys at the hot spring pool, huh?
**[00:51] Haruna**
Do hot spring spirits not like monkeys?
**[00:53] Hakone**
Come to think of it, the other
spirits don't like them, either.
**[00:57] Aki**
There are more?
**[00:59] Hakone**
Yes.
**[00:59] Hakone**
You know how it has always been called
the Seven Hot Springs of Hakone?
**[01:02] Hakone**
Each one has its own spirit.
***SIGN*** Hakone Yumoto
***SIGN*** Tonosawa
***SIGN*** Dougasima
***SIGN*** Miyanoshita
***SIGN*** Sokokura
***SIGN*** Kiga
***SIGN*** Ashinoyu
***SIGN*** Seven Hot Springs of Hakone
**[01:04] Hakone**
Together, they're called the
Seven Spirits of Hakone.
**[01:06] All**
Huh...
**[01:06] Miya**
So, please, Tohya-sama...
**[01:08] Hakone**
Miya, where are the other spirits?
**[01:11] Miya**
You're a rival. I don't need to tell you.
**[01:15] Tohya**
Wow, there are other spirits?
**[01:18] Miya**
I'll tell you more.
**[01:21] Miya**
That's what it was called before
Japan opened its borders.
**[01:25] Miya**
Then they built hot spring
towns one after another.
**[01:28] Miya**
Now it's called the Twenty
Hot Springs of Hakone.
**[01:31] Aki**
You're talking about Goura Hot
Springs and Ashinoko Hot Springs.
**[01:33] Miya**
Indeed.
**[01:34] Miya**
As a result, the visitors became spread out,
**[01:37] ---**
and the Seven Spirits of
Hakone are a lot weaker now.
**[01:42] Miya**
Thanks to that, Hakone and I are
the only spirits that have awoken.
**[01:47] Miya**
Meanwhile, there must be new spirits being
**[01:50] ---**
born with the newly developed
hot spring areas.
**[01:53] Hakone**
I see.
**[01:54] Miya**
Our weakening power is
simply a sign of the times.
**[01:58] Miya**
There's nothing we can do about it.
**[01:59] Hakone**
Oh, right.
**[02:02] Hakone**
I remember now.
**[02:03] Hakone**
There might be a solution at the shrine—
the source of the hot spring spirits.
**[02:08] Miya**
I see.
**[02:10] Miya**
To the gods who'd given us
the secret puzzle boxes.
**[02:13] Miya**
It may be worth going to Ashinoko.
**[02:16] Haruna**
Let's all go visit, then.
**[02:18] All**
Let's go!
***SIGN*** Shunjusou
**[02:21] Miya**
Going out with Tohya-sama.
**[02:22] Miya**
I can't wait.
**[02:29] Hakone**
What is it, Miya?
**[02:31] Miya**
This territory belongs to
the new hot spring spirits.
**[02:35] Miya**
We must remain vigilant.
**[02:37] Tohya**
What is it?
**[02:38] Tohya**
Let's go.
**[02:39] Miya**
Coming.
**[02:47] Hakone**
I have not been to Ashinoko in a long time.
**[02:50] Aki**
The weather's so nice.
**[02:51] Haruna**
Hey, let's get a ride on that.
**[02:55] Hakone**
I-It's the Tekkousen!
**[02:58] Haruna**
Tekkousen?
**[02:59] Hakone**
It is a giant, steel ship
made by Nobunaga or whoever.
**[03:02] Hakone**
War is upon us.
**[03:03] Haruna**
Nah, this is a tour boat.
**[03:10] Hakone**
The steel ship is floating on the water.
**[03:12] Haruna**
I'm glad you're having fun.
**[03:14] Miya**
Jeez, Hakone, you're way too giddy.
**[03:16] Miya**
A hot spring spirit must be more composed.
**[03:19] Tohya**
What a view.
**[03:22] Miya**
It really is!
**[03:25] Brown**
Great, they're coming
right into my territory.
**[03:28] ---**
# 12 - Hakone-chan and the New Hot Spring Spirits
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6MGP0V26/hakone-chan)
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***SIGN*** Episode 12: Hakone-chan and the New Hot Spring Spirits
**[00:32] Hakone**
The wind feels good.
**[00:34] Tohya**
Want to go inside now?
**[00:37] Haruna**
Yeah.
**[00:40] Aki**
It's so crowded.
**[00:42] Tohya**
Jeez.
**[00:43] Miya**
Tohya-sama, this calls for my services.
**[00:47] Miya**
Ahem.
***SIGN*** Ahem
**[00:48] Tohya**
Huh?
**[00:49] Miya**
I'll send the other people away with the
power of my Water of Servitude steam.
**[00:58] Brown**
That sure was easy.
**[01:01] Black**
It seems you're quite weak.
**[01:03] Hakone**
I remember you!
**[01:07] Brown**
I'm the Ashinoko Hot
Springs spirit, Ashinoko.
**[01:10] Black**
Goura Hot Springs spirit, Goura.
**[01:12] Black**
Nice to meet you.
**[01:14] Hakone**
So you are the new hot spring spirits.
**[01:16] Brown**
Yup.
**[01:17] Brown**
It's over for you old-school
pre-Meiji spirits.
**[01:21] Brown**
It's time for us hip kids to shine.
**[01:24] Miya**
Hip?
**[01:25] Miya**
You're a Showa-era kid, aren't you?
**[01:28] Brown**
We'll have the source of
your power, the secret box.
**[01:31] Brown**
And then we're going to rule over
all the Hakone hot spring spirits.
**[01:35] Miya**
They took my most precious secret box.
**[01:39] Miya**
I'm a failure of a hot spring spirit!
**[01:42] Hakone**
Do not cry, Miya.
**[01:44] Hakone**
Watch as I take it back.
**[01:48] Miya**
I'm her enemy; why is she doing this for me?
**[01:51] Tohya**
I don't think she sees you as an enemy.
**[01:55] Tohya**
A rival? Nah, probably more like a friend.
**[02:00] Hakone**
Now, return Miya's secret
box without resistance.
**[02:04] Brown**
Your knees are shaking.
**[02:06] Brown**
There!
**[02:08] Hakone**
How dare you?!
**[02:12] Hakone**
I am falling!
**[02:14] Hakone**
Miya.
**[02:15] Hakone**
You came up here, too?
**[02:17] Miya**
I consider myself a hot spring spirit, too.
**[02:20] Hakone**
You are right, let us combine our strength.
**[02:24] Brown**
Here I go.
**[02:25] Haruna**
Look out, Hakone-chan.
**[02:26] Aki**
H-Hang in there!
**[02:28] A**
What's going on?
**[02:29] B**
Is it some kind of attraction?
**[02:31] Brown**
All I need to do now is
take Hakone's secret box.
**[02:35] Hakone**
You shall not.
**[02:39] Black**
I hear you've been slumbering for
a hundred years or so, Hakone-san.
**[02:44] Black**
We deserve to have the secret
boxes more than you lazy spirits.
**[02:51] Miya**
They have the local gods on their side.
**[02:54] Miya**
They're at a huge advantage
in brute strength.
**[03:00] Miya**
Give me back my secret box!
**[03:02] Black**
Stop it!
**[03:09] Miya**
I win.
**[03:14] Miya**
I can't stop my body from groveling!
**[03:16] Brown**
What are you doing, Goura?
**[03:18] Hakone**
Good job, Miya.
**[03:21] Tohya**
We're back at Motohakone.
**[03:23] Hakone**
To the shrine.
**[03:25] Tohya**
Hakone.
**[03:26] ---**
# 13 - A New Day with Hakone-chan
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6MGP0V26/hakone-chan)
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**[00:03] Hakone**
*I used up too much power.*
**[00:05] Black**
Give us the secret box!
**[00:09] Hakone**
You two are making a mistake.
**[00:12] Hakone**
A hot spring warms not just
the body but the soul, as well.
**[00:17] Hakone**
You cannot warm a soul with stolen power.
**[00:25] Hakone**
I am overflowing with power.
**[00:27] Miya**
Our power's returned,
now that we're at the shrine.
**[00:30] Brown**
Wh-What?
**[00:32] Hakone**
You do not stand a chance now.
**[00:34] Brown**
Yes we do.
**[00:36] Black**
Ashinoko, let's stop this.
**[00:38] Black**
We lose.
**[00:40] Brown**
How could you say that, Goura?
**[00:41] Brown**
We just need the secret boxes, and we win.
**[00:44] Black**
But we won't have real hot
springs with stolen power.
**[00:50] Brown**
Shush.
**[00:54] Hakone**
That is enough.
**[00:55] Black**
Look out.
**[01:02] Miya**
Tohya-sama, I'll protect you.
**[01:07] Brown**
You ancient spirits.
**[01:08] Black**
Let's stop this.
**[01:10] Brown**
Goura.
**[01:12] Hakone**
We may have been born in different places,
but we are all hot spring spirits.
**[01:17] Black**
What's wrong, Ashinoko?
**[01:18] Miya**
She can't control her powers;
she's still too young.
**[01:25] Tohya**
Hakone.
**[01:25] Miya**
We used up too much power.
**[01:30] Hakone**
Miya, Goura, take care of the others.
**[01:41] Tohya**
Hakone!
**[01:42] Haruna**
Hakone-chan!
**[01:45] Haruna**
Hakone-chan!
**[01:49] Tohya**
*We couldn't find Hakone.*
**[01:53] Tohya**
*The seasons changed, and..*
**[01:56] Miya**
Hello.
**[01:58] Haruna**
Hey, Miya-chan, come in.
**[02:00] Miya**
You're killing it.
**[02:02] Haruna**
It's always busy during the fall season.
**[02:05] Brown**
We're done greeting customers, Sister.
**[02:07] Black**
And cleaning.
**[02:08] Haruna**
Then could you clean the main bath?
**[02:11] Brown**
Roger that.
**[02:14] Haruna**
You're here for Tohya, right, Miya-chan?
**[02:16] Miya**
Yes.
**[02:18] Haruna**
There are no deliveries today,
so he's probably at...
***SIGN*** Kumano Shrine
**[02:29] Miya**
Tohya-sama.
**[02:30] Miya**
There you are.
**[02:31] Tohya**
It's my daily chore.
**[02:33] Tohya**
Besides, I might find some leads on Hakone.
**[02:38] Tohya**
Shoot.
**[02:41] Tohya**
*Of course that wouldn't happen.*
**[02:43] Miya**
Tohya-sama, I'll help you.
**[02:46] Tohya**
nah, it's okay.
**[02:47] Miya**
But...
**[02:48] Hakone**
You are as inconsiderate as always, Mediocre.
**[02:52] Hakone**
I told you, that is why you
need a god's help with women.
**[02:57] Hakone**
It seems you still need me around.
**[03:00] Tohya**
Hakone!
**[03:02] Hakone**
I got caught by a water vein
at the bottom of the lake.
**[03:06] Hakone**
By the time I knew where I was,
I was here in the hot springs.
**[03:09] Tohya**
Right.
**[03:10] Tohya**
Hakone's always relaxed,
as if she's in a hot spring.
**[03:15] Tohya**
And for that, we all love Hakone.
**[03:22] Tohya**
Our lives are back to normal.
**[03:26] Tohya**
Our normal lives with Hakone.
***SIGN*** Episode 13: A New Day with Hakone-chan
**[03:30] ---**