Hakata Mentai! Pirikarako-chan
Hakata Mentai! Pirikarako-chan is set in a mysterious shopping center in a town that is like but also not quite like Hakata. In this setting, a walleye pollack roe fairy named Pirikarakochan rushes about every day trying to ease the worries and solve the rumors of the other food fairies.

Season 1

E1 - Leave It to Me! Staying Home
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SIGN    Leave It to Me! Staying Home
[00:31] N
    This place is like Hakata, 
    but it isn't really.
SIGN    Mentaiko
    (Pollock Roe)
[00:35] ---
    Somewhere in a certain shopping district...
[00:37] Koharu
    Pirikarako-chan! Hey, Pirikarako-chan!
[00:42] PK
    What is it, Grandma Koharu?
[00:44] Koharu
    I'm going out for a bit,
    so can you look after the shop?
[00:48] PK
    Yup!
[00:49] Koharu
    If a customer comes,
    just tell them I'll be back soon, okay?
[00:52] PK
    Okay! Be safe!
SIGN    Small Dishes
[01:01] PK
    Come one, come all! It's delicious!
[01:05] SS
    Yummy mentaiko!
[01:08] PK
    Yummy mentaiko for sale! Come take a look!
[01:13] Baran
    Pirikarako-chan!
[01:14] PK
    Oh, Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
[01:17] Amao
    Let's play!
[01:18] Baran
    Staying home and minding the shop?
     Can I help?
[01:21] ---
    That'd be great!
[01:23] Customer
    I'll take the usual, please.
[01:26] Amao
    Here!
[01:28] Customer
    Strawberries?
[01:29] PK
    Not that, Amao-chan.
[01:34] ---
    I'm going to sell lots
    and make grandma happy!
[01:40] Caviar
    Try this.
[01:42] ---
    Mentaiko is peasant food.
[01:44] ---
    Caviar is far superior and much tastier.
[01:47] Baran
    Oh, it's Caviar-kun...
[01:49] Caviar
    My name isn't Caviar!
    It's Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
[01:53] PK
    Okay then, how about a challenge?
[02:04] PK
    Mentai Splash!
[02:12] Caviar
    Urgh! How dare you
    treat an aristocrat like this?!
[02:15] SS
    Put a sock in it!
[02:17] MN
    Why are Tenjin Station
    and South Tenjin Station so far apart?
[02:22] ---
    Honestly...
[02:25] MN
    Hey! What are you doing, Pirikarako?!
[02:31] MN
    That's yummy!
[02:33] PK
    Mentaiko goes great with anything.
[02:36] ---
    Oh, I know!
[02:41] PK
    Here, chicken wings!
[02:47] MN
    That's yummy!
[02:54] MN
    That's yummy!
[02:55] Caviar
    How barbaric...
[02:57] Baran
    Amazing, Pirikarako-chan!
[02:59] ---
    This'll bring loads of customers!
[03:01] Amao B
    Oh!
[03:05] Amao A
    Not sure if it really goes
    with strawberries...
[03:07] PK
    Hurray!
[03:09] ---
    I'm going to cover everything with mentaiko!
[03:12] SS
    I'm all fired up, too!
[03:18] PK
    Huh?
[03:19] ---
    
[03:21] Baran
    Pirikarako-chan!
[03:28] Baran
    The tower is all pink now...
[03:31] PK
    It's a good day and food tastes good!
[03:34] ---
    Teehee!
[03:34] ---
    

E2 - Fierce! Ramen War!
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SIGN    Fierce! Ramen War!
SIGN    Nagahama Ramen
SIGN    Nagahama
[00:32] PK
    You can never go wrong with tonkotsu ramen!
[00:36] Baran
    People say it's greasy, but it's
    actually a lot lighter than you'd think.
[00:40] Amao
    Ramen!
[00:41] Amao
    Firm noodles!
[00:42] Amao
    Seconds, please!
[00:44] PK
    If you want them even firmer,
    just ask for "harigane," or "wires."
[00:47] Amao
    What? You can eat wires?
[00:50] Caviar
    Heh, silly commoners.
[00:56] Caviar
    I suppose peasant food
     is nice from time to time.
[01:00] Baran
    Caviar-kun...
[01:02] Caviar
    How many times do I have to tell you?!
[01:03] Caviar
    My name is Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
[01:05] PK
    Oh? They built another ramen shop there.
SIGN    Kurume Ramen
[01:08] Ayu
    Our shop came first.
[01:13] PK
    Wow! Who are you, miss?
[01:15] Ayu
    I'm Ayu.
[01:17] PK
    You're so pretty!
[01:18] Ayu
    You there, little boy.
[01:20] Caviar
    Huh?
[01:21] Ayu
    Let me give you a taste
    of authentic tonkotsu ramen.
[01:26] Butler
    Young master!
[01:27] Seiko
    Our ramen tastes better!
SIGN    Kurume Ramen
[01:30] Baran
    I'm Seiko. If you want tonkotsu,
    Kurume is the way to go!
[01:34] MN
    Seriously, what's with all these
    crazy drivers in Fukuoka?
[01:39] MN
    They never signal when they
    change lanes! It's dangerous!
[01:44] MN
    Wh-What's going on here?
[01:46] Seiko
    First of all, tonkotsu ramen
    originated in Kurume.
[01:50] Seiko
    Why do people keep saying it's from Hakata?
[01:53] Ayu
    Don't get jealous just
    because I'm more popular.
[01:56] Seiko
    What?! I never said I was, you idiot!
[02:00] Ayu
    What's up with you, you goodie-two-shoes?!
[02:02] Seiko
    What did you just say?
[02:06] Butler
    Allow me to explain.
[02:08] Butler
    Normally, Kurume ramen has fatter
    noodles and a thicker broth,
[02:13] Butler
    whereas Hakata ramen has thinner
    noodles and a lighter broth.
[02:17] Butler
    Out of consideration for those
    who work at the fish market, mind you.
[02:24] Seiko
    Whatever the case, Kurume is the
    way to go for tonkotsu ramen!
[02:27] Seiko
    Don't lump me with Hakata ramen!
[02:29] Ayu
    I can't help being more famous!
[02:33] Baran
    Please stop!
     You don't have to fight over this for us!
[02:37] PK
    You tell 'em, Baran-kun!
[02:41] Seiko/Ayu
    This is none of your business!
[02:44] Ayu
    Fine! Then let's see which one
    of us this man will choose!
[02:48] Ayu
    Hey, mister, come have a bite at our place!
[02:51] MN
    U-Um...
[02:53] Seiko
    No way! Come over here.
[02:56] Seiko
    Just look at our signature rich,
    thick broth! Give it a try!
[03:01] MN
    Oh! What a beautiful lady!
[03:03] Ayu
    Don't cheat on me now!
[03:08] Seiko
    Our ramen's much tastier!
[03:11] Ayu
    Come here!
[03:13] Seiko
    Don't go!
[03:15] SS
    He's like a drunk old man.
[03:20] PK
    Hey! Do you want to trade ramens?
[03:25] PK
    They're both delicious!
[03:31] Caviar
    For once, we agree on something.
[03:34] Ayu
    Oh, no! If you don't hurry, the noodles
    are going to stretch because they're so thin.
[03:38] Butler
    I'm afraid we've already got some stretching.
[03:40] Butler
    I mean, with Old Man Motsunabe...
[03:42] PK
    Under his nose!

E3 - Uncle Motsunabe's Love
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SIGN    Uncle Motsunabe's Love
[00:33] PK
    What happened, Uncle Motsunabe?
[00:36] Baran
    This is rare. You're usually angry.
[00:39] MN
    I wish I had wings... I wish I could fly...
[00:45] PK
    Are you sick?
[00:47] Maya
    He's lovesick.
[00:49] Amao
    Lovesick?
[00:51] PK
    What's lovesick?
[00:53] Maya
    Apparently it was love at first sight
    with the lady at Mizutaki-ya.
[00:57] MN
    Oh, Takiko-san!
[01:02] MN
    But she's out of my league.
[01:05] PK
    Why?
[01:06] Maya
    Because Mizutaki is more
    traditional than Motsunabe.
[01:09] Maya
    It also has a much classier feel.
[01:11] Baran
    Does that even matter?
[01:15] MN
    If I just had any idea
     what she was looking for in a man...
[01:18] PK
    I can ask her for you!
[01:20] MN
    Really?!
[01:21] PK
    Sure!
[01:22] MN
    Can you just make sure she doesn't find out
     it's me who wanted to know? Please!
[01:26] PK
    Leave it to me!
[01:29] TK
    Oh my, what a cute customer.
[01:32] PK
    Hey, there's someone who
    likes you, Takiko-san!
[01:35] TK
    Huh?
[01:36] Baran
    Ah! It's nothing!
[01:38] Baran
    Why did you do that?!
[01:41] Amao
    This is hopeless.
[01:44] PK
    What kind of person do you like, Takiko-san?
[01:46] TK
    What?
[01:48] TK
    Someone who's good at cooking, maybe?
[01:51] MN
    Take this and this and this!
[01:53] MN
    If it's cooking you want, I'm your man!
[01:57] MN
    And don't let my looks fool you!
    I'm actually pretty strong!
SIGN    Mizutaki-ya
[02:03] PK
    Hey, do you like guys who're strong?
[02:06] TK
    Yes, very much so.
[02:09] TK
    I also like it when they
    have a wonderful smile.
[02:14] MN
    It sounds like I might be
    the only man suitable for Takiko-san!
[02:20] PK
    So what are you going to do now?
[02:22] Maya
    That's right!
[02:24] Maya
    Nothing's going to happen
    if you keep bumming here.
[02:26] Maya
    If you like her, you should
    tell her you like her!
[02:29] MN
    Well... but...
[02:32] Maya
    No buts! You're a Kyushu man!
[02:35] Maya
    Do what you need to do!
SIGN    Mizutaki-ya
[02:38] MN
    T-Takiko-san!
[02:40] TK
    Mister Motsunabe, right?
    Is everything all right?
[02:44] MN
    Um, no, actually...
[02:46] MN
    A man must say how he feels
     when the time comes!
[02:51] TK
    Oh?
[02:52] MN
    If I continue to admire from afar, she'll never
     know how I feel! I'll regret not telling her...
[02:58] KJ
    That man is right.
[03:00] KJ
    I've been lacking the courage,
[03:03] KJ
    but now...
[03:05] KJ
    I've always loved you, Takiko-san.
     Please marry me.
[03:13] Baran/Amao
    What?!
[03:14] PK
    Wow!
[03:17] TK
    Yes, I'd love to.
[03:21] MN
    
[03:25] All
    Yay! Congratulations!
[03:28] Maya
    What a lovely couple.
[03:30] Maya
    They say Mizutaki and Shungiku
    go great together.
[03:37] MN
    I wish you both the best...
[03:39] PK
    Takiko-san is really pretty!

E4 - Udon of Terror
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SIGN    Udon of Terror
[00:32] Baran
    Please, no more!
[00:34] Amao
    I'm scared!
[00:37] PK
    What's going on, Maya-chan?
[00:39] Maya
    People all around the shopping district
    are talking about the Udon of Terror.
[00:45] PK
    Udon of Terror...?
[00:47] Maya
    They say it's udon that grows out
    of its bowl like a snake!
[00:51] PK
    Huh?
[00:52] Baran
    I can't hear you!
[00:54] Maya
    Then coils around you nice and tight...
[00:58] Amao
    Stop, stop! No more!
[01:00] PK
    What? That sounds like fun.
[01:02] Maya
    Huh?
[01:04] Baran/Amao
    What?
SIGN    Udon & Soba
[01:09] Baran
    I told you I didn't want to do this...
[01:12] Owner
    Thanks for waitin'!
[01:17] PK
    This looks perfectly normal and delicious!
[01:24] PK
    The broth is really good
    and it has a mild flavor!
[01:26] Baran
    Speaking of which, people usually think
    Fukuoka locals are always eating ramen,
[01:31] Baran
    but most of us actually prefer udon.
[01:33] Amao
    If you're eating it every day,
     then of course you do!
[01:36] PK
    Yeah, yeah!
[01:39] PK
    Huh? There's more udon than before?
[01:43] Baran
    There's no way there's...
    Whoa, there's more!
[01:47] Amao
    Same here!
[01:49] PK
    It must be my imagination.
    Well, let's keep eating!
[01:53] Baran
    Speaking of which,
    Fukuoka udon is really soft.
[01:57] Amao
    That's funny considering how we
    like firm noodles in our ramen.
[02:04] PK
    Piri?!
[02:06] Baran
    No way!
[02:08] PK
    This is...
[02:09] All
    The Udon of Terror!
[02:15] Udon
    Now you've done it.
[02:19] PK
    Who are you?
[02:20] Udon
    I am Udonnosuke.
[02:23] PK
    Udonnosuke?
[02:24] Baran
    He's a samurai!
[02:26] Udon
    If you don't pay attention, Hakata udon
    will keep growing as it soaks up broth.
[02:31] Udon
    Behold! While you were talking,
    those noodles have become...
[02:35] PK
    Piriri! It's like multiplying seaweed!
[02:38] Baran
    I only looked away for a second!
[02:40] Udon
    I am here to help!
[02:42] Udon
    I shall rid you of this small fry!
[02:48] Udon
    Wh-What?! My sword is ineffective?!
[02:51] PK
    Sword? Isn't that a rolling pin?
[02:55] Udon
    I've been a fool!
[02:59] Baran
    We need to get out of here!
SIGN    Udon & Soba
[03:06] PK
    At this rate, it's going to swallow
    the entire shopping district!
[03:09] Baran
    Save us, Udonnosuke-san!
[03:12] Udon
    I guess it's come down to this...
[03:17] Baran
    What?
[03:18] Udon
    Eat, devour, and consume!
[03:21] PK
    Everyone, come help!
[03:25] MN
    Delicious!
[03:27] Maya
    Its softness is the best part!
[03:37] PK
    Eating udon with everyone
    makes it even yummier!
[03:40] Udon
    You can say that again.

E5 - Gomasaba-kun Runs!
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SIGN    Run! Gomasaba-kun
[00:31] Koharu
    Gomasaba-kun Runs!
[00:34] WR Mom
    Of course.
[00:35] PK
    Are you feeling down, Wataru-kun?
[00:38] WR
    Yeah, I'm a bit worried...
[00:40] WR Mom
    The sports festival is next week.
[00:43] WR
    We're having a class relay race, but our
     anchor leg runner, Kimura-kun, got hurt.
[00:48] Koharu
    My goodness! I hope you find
     a replacement soon.
[00:51] PK
    I know! I'll help you look for one!
[00:54] WR
    Really?! Thank you, Pirikarako-chan!
SIGN    Mentaiko
[00:59] Amao
    What are you reading?
[01:00] Baran
    The paper.
[01:01] Maya
    Come to think of it,
    I heard there's someone who's really fast.
[01:05] PK
    Really?!
[01:06] Maya
    Gomasaba-kun.
[01:07] PK
    Gomasaba-kun?
[01:09] Maya
    I think he's usually at the fish market.
[01:12] PK
    Thank you! Come help me out,
    Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
[01:15] Amao
    Huh?
[01:15] Baran
    Wh-What?
[01:18] Amao
    Wait for us!
[01:24] Man
    Gomasaba-kun, huh?
[01:27] Man
    I asked him to run some errands,
    so he isn't here right now.
[01:32] PK
    Where did he go?
[01:33] Man
    The sushi restaurant.
[01:34] Baran
    What?!
[01:40] Baran
    The sushi restaurant is pretty far...
[01:44] PK
    Less talking, more running!
[01:46] Man
    Gomasaba-kun? He isn't here yet.
[01:49] PK
    What?!
[01:50] Man
    Maybe he's taking a detour.
[01:52] Amao
    I'm tired!
[01:53] Baran
    What are you going to do, Pirikarako-chan?
[01:55] PK
    I'm gonna go look for him!
    I promised Wataru-kun!
[02:06] PK
    Aw, where did he go?!
[02:08] Baran
    We keep missing him.
    He really does go fast!
[02:19] PK
    Is that you, Gomasaba-kun?
[02:22] GS
    It... sure... is.
[02:25] Amao
    What are you doing?
[02:27] GS
    I'm... running... some... errands.
[02:30] PK
    So slow!
[02:31] Baran
    So we were just outrunning him
    all this time without knowing?
[02:35] Cavier
    I heard from Maya-san.
[02:37] Amao
    Caviar-kun?
[02:39] Cavier
    Here. Try some of this.
[02:41] Cavier
    It's sesame mackerel.
[02:42] Butler
    This is mackerel sashimi dipped
    in ground sesame sauce.
[02:46] Baran
    I see. I thought gomasaba
    was some kind of fish...
[02:53] PK
    Yummy!
[02:55] Baran
    Is it safe to eat raw mackerel?
[02:57] Cavier
    That's right. Because they spoil so easily,
[03:00] Cavier
    they're a specialty in Fukuoka
    where you can get them fresh.
[03:03] Butler
    Mackerels go pretty fast, you see.
[03:06] Baran
    Huh? What do you mean?
[03:09] Butler
    We say fish that spoils quickly "goes fast."
[03:13] PK
    Piriri?!
[03:14] SS
    Ah, so that's what they meant...
[03:21] PK
    So slow!
[03:23] Baran
    There's no way he can run the anchor leg.
[03:26] PK
    I did all that running for nothing!
[03:29] ---
    Unfortunate...
[03:30] Baran
    Hey, why don't you just run
    the anchor leg, Pirikarako-chan?
[03:35] ---
    Piri!
[03:38] WR
    Thank you, Pirikarako-chan!
[03:40] PK
    You're welcome! Piri!

E6 - Amao-kun's Hometown
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SIGN    Amao Farm
SIGN    Amao-kun's Hometown
[00:31] Baran
    So this is Amao-kun's hometown...
[00:34] PK
    Wow, it's huge! Are these all strawberries?!
[00:38] Amao
    Sure are.
[00:39] Amao
    Oh! King Amao!
[00:42] King
    Well, look who it is!
    Jiromaru, Goromaru, and Hachiromaru!
[00:46] King
    Long time no see.
[00:47] King
    And welcome, new friends.
    Please enjoy your stay here.
[00:52] PK
    We will! Thank you!
[00:56] PK
    Woohoo! Strawberry picking is so much fun!
[01:00] SS
    Those look delicious.
[01:01] Baran
    By the way... You guys are siblings,
    but your names are all over the place, Amao-kun.
[01:06] Baran
    Jiromaru, Goromaru, Hachiromaru...
SIGN    Jiromaru (2)
SIGN    Goromaru (5)
SIGN    Hachiromaru (8)
[01:10] Baran
    Where are Saburomaru (3),
    Shiromaru (4), and the others?
[01:14] Amao
    Well, they're...
[01:15] Amao
    Some were used for making jam,
     soft serve, and daifuku.
[01:21] Baran
    Oh, I see...
[01:23] SS
    We asked an insensitive question...
[01:26] PK
    Oh, there's someone over there, too!
[01:28] SS
    Oh, that's... the caviar boy.
[01:32] PK
    You came to pick strawberries, too?!
[01:35] Cavier
    I-I just happened to be passing by! That's all!
[01:38] Cavier
    And don't make me repeat myself!
    My name is Ossetra Sevruga—
[01:41] PK
    Then let's compete to see
    who can pick the most!
[01:44] Cavier
    How did it come to that?
[01:46] King
    Now let the strawberry
    picking challenge begin!
[02:06] PK
    We picked quite a bit...
[02:08] SS
    You guys picked too much!
[02:10] Cavier
    I definitely picked more than you!
[02:12] Baran
    Does it even matter anymore?
[02:14] Baran
    Hang on... Where's Amao-kun?
[02:18] PK
    Oh, you're right! Where did they go?
[02:22] Cavier
    Don't tell me...
[02:24] Baran
    Are they somewhere in these piles?!
[02:33] PK
    All right, let's go home!
[02:34] Baran
    That's not Amao-kun!
[02:37] PK
    What? Aren't they the same?
[02:39] PK
    They're all sweet and delicious
    Amao strawberries!
[02:41] Baran
    No! Those three are my
    irreplaceable friends!
[02:48] Baran
    Wait for me!
[02:50] Amao
    Catch us if you can!
[02:53] Baran
    Hang in there! I'll find you guys right now!
[02:56] Baran
    Amao-kun! Where did you go?
[02:59] Butler
    We should look for them, too.
[03:01] Cavier
    Yeah.
[03:03] SS
    Come on, get to it!
[03:05] PK
    Yeah!
[03:06] PK/Cavier
    Amao-kun!
[03:06] PK/Cavier
    Amao-chan!
[03:08] Butler
    Where are you?!
[03:10] Baran
    Amao-kun!
[03:13] Amao
    We're over here!
[03:17] Baran
    Amao-kun!
[03:19] Amao
    Sorry for making you worry.
[03:21] Baran
    I'm so glad! I'm so, so glad!
[03:32] Maya
    Hey, Pirikarako-chan.
[03:34] PK
    What is it?
[03:37] Maya
    Amao-kun... One of them a little different.
[03:40] PK
    Really? You're probably imagining it.
[03:43] PK
    Piri!

E7 - The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
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SIGN    The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
[00:36] PK
    Piri!
[00:38] Baran
    Jeez, don't scare us like that!
[00:41] PK
    Maya-chan, are you really sure
    there's a food stall here?
[00:45] Baran
    I only tagged along because you said
    there'd be amazingly delicious yakitori.
[00:49] Maya
    Don't doubt my information sources!
[00:52] Maya
    Hey, look!
[00:55] PK
    "Urameshiya"?
[00:57] Baran
    No! This is too scary!
[00:59] Amao
    We want to go back to the farm...
[01:02] PK
    Uncle Motsunabe!
[01:05] MN
    I heard the rumors, too.
[01:08] MN
    Here, come take a seat.
[01:10] Baran
    Let's see... What should I get?
[01:12] MN
    When at a yakitori joint,
    you gotta get ribs.
[01:15] Baran
    What? But wouldn't that be pork?
[01:18] MN
    It's a Hakata standard.
[01:20] MN
    There aren't any yakitori joints
    that don't have ribs.
SIGN    Urameshiya
[01:23] Owner
    My apologies, but this is all we serve.
[01:28] ---
    Here you are.
[01:29] PK
    Whoa, what's this?!
[01:31] Baran
    It's all twisty!
[01:33] Owner
    Chicken skin, a Hakata specialty.
[01:35] PK
    Wow, so this is chicken skin!
[01:37] Maya
    Interesting that they twist them around
    the skewer instead of just skewering them.
[01:42] PK
    I'm digging in!
[01:45] All
    Yum!
[01:46] PK
    It's so crispy and fragrant!
[01:48] Amao
    The sauce is soaked in, too!
[01:50] Maya
    I usually dislike the gummy
    texture of chicken skin,
[01:54] Maya
    but I could eat this all day!
[01:57] Owner
    I'm pleased you're all enjoying it.
[02:00] Baran
    H-He's twisted!
[02:02] PK
    You're in a spiral!
[02:04] Owner
    Once you've twisted the
    skins around the skewers,
[02:06] Owner
    grill them and then let them rest.
    Repeat that for six days.
[02:10] Maya
    Six days?
[02:12] Maya
    That must be how you get rid of the oil
[02:14] Maya
    so it comes out crispy on the outside
     and chewy on the inside!
[02:18] PK
    Sounds like a lot of work!
[02:21] Owner
    As long as I get to see
    my customers smile, it's nothing.
[02:26] ---
    So good!
[02:29] Maya
    Well, we should get the check and...
[02:31] Owner
    Oh, we don't accept payment.
[02:33] All
    What?
[02:34] Owner
    Instead...
[02:41] PK
    That chicken skin yesterday
    sure was good, Maya-chan!
[02:44] PK
    Hey, wait... What happened to your hair?
[02:46] Maya
    I'd like to know!
[02:47] Maya
    It was all twisted when
    I woke up this morning.
[02:50] Maya
    More importantly, Pirikarako-chan,
    Sousuke-san is...
[02:52] PK
    What?
[02:53] ---
    Twisty, twisty...
[02:55] Maya
    He's all twisted!
[02:56] PK
    Piriri?!
[02:56] SS
    What's happening?!
[02:58] Baran
    Big trouble, Pirikarako-chan!
[03:01] PK
    Not you, too, Baran-kun!
[03:02] Cavier
    What's all the ruckus about?
[03:06] Amao
    We're all twisted!
[03:09] PK
    What's happening?!
[03:10] Maya
    Oh! I remember now...
[03:12] (Flashback) Owner
    We don't accept payment.
    Instead, you just have to get twisted!
[03:19] All
    No!
[03:21] MN
    Good day, everyone. How are you all doing?
[03:28] PK
    Uncle Motsunabe...
[03:29] Baran
    Has cleaned up his act?
[03:31] Maya
    Maybe his personality was already so twisted 
    that he actually became untwisted.
[03:36] MN
    What a lovely day!
[03:38] MN
    I swear, every day is just a blessing!
[03:42] PK
    Ew!

E8 - Haikara-san Is Coming Through
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SIGN    Haikara-san Is Coming Through
[00:38] MN
    I see. So this is the steamed bun
    known as the Hakata Diamond...
[00:43] Butler
    Yes, it's the Hakata Torimon.
[00:46] Butler
    They mixed Western ingredients into
    a traditional Japanese snack.
[00:49] Butler
    It's known for its rich white 
    bean filling and smooth dough.
[00:54] Butler
    Because of its pure beauty,
    it has been a target for many...
SIGN    We will have the torimon. 
    
    -The Modern Phantom Thieves
SIGN    "We will have the torimon.  Signed, the Modern Phantom Thieves."
[01:03] MN
    So this is the band of thieves everyone's
    been talking about lately...
[01:07] Butler
    Please protect our treasure, inspector!
[01:11] PK
    Leave it to me!
[01:15] MN
    Who are you?
[01:17] PK
    Now that I, the Great Detective Pirikara-san,
    am here, you can rest easy!
[01:21] PK
    I'll never let those thieves have the treasure!
[01:25] MN
    Did you call her?
[01:26] Butler
    No.
[01:27] PK
    I'll now tell you how to stop the thieves.
[01:30] PK
    They won't be able to get
     anywhere close to this museum!
[01:34] Butler
    Do you mean it?!
[01:35] SS
    Oh, we mean it.
[01:37] PK
    First...
[01:38] PK
    We confuse them by using a fake sign!
SIGN    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
SIGN    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
[01:42] (Flashback) Sign
    Sneak, sneak, sneak...
SIGN    Thieves
[01:42] (Flashback) Thief
    To the right!
SIGN    MuSeUm
    tHiS wAy
SIGN    Museum
    this way
[01:46] MN
    There's no way they don't know where the museum
    is if they already sent us a message!
[01:50] PK
    In the event that doesn't work,
[01:52] PK
    I'll pretend to be a grandma
    and fall over on the streets.
[01:55] PK
    I'm sure they'll come to my aid
    and forget all about the heist.
[01:59] Butler
    I doubt they'll be distracted by that...
[02:02] MN
    Is this detective in her right mind?
[02:06] Cavier
    It's not wise to rely on that inept detective!
[02:11] MN
    Another one showed up.
[02:13] Cavier
    I am the Great Detective Caviar.
[02:15] Cavier
    With my family's vast assets, I have
    installed maximum security measures.
[02:19] Cavier
    Feast your eyes on this!
[02:23] Cavier
    Not even a bomb could scratch
    the superalloy these are made out of!
[02:30] Cavier
    What?! Not so fast!
[02:33] Cavier
    The hallway is outfitted with lasers that
    will melt anything that touches them!
[02:37] Cavier
    It's impossible to get through!
[02:44] Cavier
    What?!
[02:46] PK
    You may be rich, but you're useless.
[02:48] Cavier
    Someone's not being any help either.
[02:51] PK
    Goodness gracious...
[02:52] Cavier
    I'm talking about you!
[02:53] All
    
[02:57] Cavier
    You're the...
[02:59] Maya
    I'm the ringleader of the thieves, Maya.
[03:01] Maya
    As promised, we've come
    to take the Hakata Torimon!
[03:06] Maya
    What? What's happening?
[03:11] Maya
    It was just here!
[03:13] PK
    I told you... I always keep my word.
[03:19] PK
    You thieves will never
    get your hands on the Torimon.
[03:22] PK
    Why, you ask?
[03:24] PK
    Because I'm going to eat it myself!
[03:28] All
    Hey!
[03:40] PK
    As expected, the Torimon is delicious!

E9 - Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
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SIGN    Shopping District
SIGN    Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
SIGN    Futamigaura Beach
[00:31] PK
    Going on a road trip with
    everyone is so exciting!
[00:33] Maya
    All right, we've made it
    to the Itoshima Peninsula!
[00:35] Baron
    It's just a quick trip by car!
[00:40] Maya
    Futamigaura's rock couple!
[00:42] Maya
    Itoshima photos just always look
     so good on Instagram!
[00:47] Maya
    Meat and fish, fruits and vegetables...
    It's all so fresh and delicious!
SIGN    Itoshima is the best!
[00:55] Maya
    But we've saved the best for last...
[00:59] Maya
    Ta-dah! Shiraito Falls!
[01:02] PK
    Wow! It's huge!
[01:04] Baran
    It feels so nice and breezy!
[01:08] Maya
    I'm already getting so many likes!
[01:15] Hermit
    Do you want to be that popular?
[01:18] PK
    Piri?! Who are you?!
[01:19] Hermit
    I'm the Shiraito hermit of Shiraito Falls.
[01:22] Baran
    The Shiraito hermit?
[01:24] SS
    Sounds suspicious.
[01:26] Hermit
    Seems like you don't believe me.
[01:28] Hermit
    You can't talk about Shiraito Falls...
[01:33] Hermit
    without... nagashi somen!
[01:38] Amao
    Isn't that a water slide?
[01:40] Maya
    Don't you think this hermit is sketchy?
[01:43] Hermit
    What are you talking about?
    We've got a 4.7 rating on Tabilog!
SIGN    Tabilog       Shiraito Slider
[01:47] Maya
    Then it must be legit!
[01:49] Baran
    Seriously?
[01:50] PK
    Something came flowing down!
[01:56] Old man
    Charge!
[02:00] Baran
    What is this...?
[02:04] Hermit
    Looks fun, doesn't it?
[02:05] Amao
    We're scared!
[02:06] Maya
    But we do want to have some somen noodles...
[02:09] PK
    I wanna try the slide!
[02:12] Hermit
    You seem to get it!
     All right, here you go!
[02:21] PK
    Awesome!
[02:22] SS
    I hate this!
[02:23] Maya
    This guy really is weird.
[02:26] Hermit
    You're up next, lady.
[02:28] Maya
    What? No, I'm good.
[02:29] Hermit
    Come on! It'll be fun.
[02:31] Maya
    Wha— W-Wait!
[02:33] Real Hermit
    Stop right there.
[02:34] Baran
    Whoa, someone just appeared on high!
[02:36] Real Hermit
    I'm the real Shiraito hermit. Begone!
[02:44] Real Hermit
    You crossed the line
    pretending to be me, Shirataki boy.
[02:48] Baran
    Shirataki? That stuff they put in oden?
[02:51] Shirataki
    Tch! I just thought I could
    make this place more popular!
[02:56] Maya
    I was completely fooled.
[02:59] Shirataki
    I'm gonna make like the falls and flow away!
[03:03] Amao
    He's gone...
[03:07] PK
    That was fun.
[03:09] SS
    No more for me...
[03:12] Real Hermit
    Don't think everything you see
    on the internet is real!
[03:15] Maya
    Teehee!
[03:16] Real Hermit
    Now then, let me show you guys
    what real nagashi somen is about!
[03:22] PK
    Whoa, I've been waiting for this!
[03:25] Real Hermit
    Here it comes.
[03:29] All
    Thank you for the food!
[03:32] Baran
    This is...
[03:37] PK
    It's shirataki.
SIGN    To be continued

E10 - The Mucchan Manju Contest
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SIGN    The Mucchan Manju Contest
SIGN    Original
    Mucchan Manju Contest
[00:34] Robert
    The Mucchan Manju contest will now begin!
[00:38] Robert
    I, Baba, a comedian chef from the comedy group
    Robert, will be your emcee today.
[00:43] Robert
    Mucchan Manju is Fukuoka soul food.
[00:47] Robert
    Their most popular flavor
     is none other than ham and egg!
[00:50] Robert
    But today's contestants will be
    trying out their own ingredients!
[00:55] Robert
    The winner's manju will be
[00:58] Robert
    released as Mucchan Manju's newest flavor!
[01:00] All
    
[01:01] Robert
    Now, let me introduce our judge.
[01:05] Robert
    Please welcome Mudskipper Mucchan!
[01:11] Mucchan
    H-Hello.
[01:13] Robert
    Why use a mudskipper instead of a taiyaki?
[01:17] Mucchan
    Because the shop wanted people to learn
    about the mudskippers of the Ariake Sea.
[01:25] Robert
    I see. What a wonderful story.
[01:27] Robert
    Best of luck to everyone in this contest!
[01:31] PK
    All right! I'm gonna give it my all!
[01:33] Cavier
    Hmph! Of course I'm going to win.
[01:35] MN
    I won't be beat!
[01:40] Robert
    Pirikarako-chan is of course going with mentai—
[01:42] PK
    They're mulukhiyah flavor!
[01:44] Robert
    Hey, now... You're a mentaiko fairy.
[01:47] PK
    Oh, you're right.
[01:48] PK
    Then it'll be a mix of mentaiko and mulukhiyah!
[01:53] PK
    Mentaiko goes with everything!
[01:56] Robert
    L-Let's move on...
[01:58] Mucchan
    Yeah.
[02:01] Robert
    Is Caviar-kun going with caviar?
    How extravagant.
[02:05] Cavier
    Hmph. Too bad it'll be wasted on a commoner.
[02:08] Butler
    Young master, irregardless of taste, the price...
[02:11] Mucchan
    It's going to cost 100,000 yen to buy one.
[02:13] MN
    My motsunabe-flavored
    Mucchan Manju is complete!
[02:18] Robert
    The leeks are poking out.
[02:20] Mucchan
    You overstuffed it.
[02:21] Takiko
    We went with a mizutaki flavor.
[02:24] MN
    T-Takiko-san!
[02:25] Kiku
    The secret ingredient is crown daisy!
[02:27] Takiko
    It sure is.
[02:29] MN
    Curse you!
[02:30] Ayu
    We're doing a tonkotsu flavor!
[02:32] Seiko
    No fighting today!
    We're gonna win this together!
[02:35] Ayu/Seiko
    Right?
[02:36] Robert
    And what are you making over here?
[02:39] Maya
    I'm going to compete with
     something sweet—Amao strawberries!
[02:43] Maya
    Mucchan's dough has a little sugar in it,
    so it's great for desserts, too.
[02:48] Mucchan
    She did her research.
[02:51] Mucchan
    Everyone looks like they're having fun.
    But when the results are announced...
[02:56] PK
    No! I lost!
[03:00] Cavier
    Is the judge blind?! What a joke!
[03:05] MN
    This was rigged! Rigged, I tell you!
[03:08] Mucchan
    If anyone gets upset or angry because of me...
[03:11] Mucchan
    I don't want that!
[03:14] Robert
    It's now time to announce the winner!
[03:17] Robert
    Huh? Where is Mucchan?
[03:19] Baran
    He disappeared a while ago...
[03:22] Cavier
    Jeez. Then what's going
     to happen to the contest?
[03:29] Mucchan
    I hope they don't find me...
[03:31] Maya
    What about the results?
[03:34] PK
    Why don't we say we all won?
[03:37] All
    What?!
[03:39] PK
    Make sure you try Mucchan Manju's
    new mentai-mulukhiyah flavor! Piri!

E11 - Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
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SIGN    Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
[00:37] Monster
    Everyone is so tiny!
[00:40] Baran
    At this rate, the shopping district is...
[00:42] Amao
    Someone, help!
[00:44] PK
    Stop right there!
SIGN    Pi
[00:49] PK
    We will protect the city!
[00:53] SS
    Come at us!
[00:55] Monster
    What?!
[00:56] Monster
    Take this! Garlic Beam!
[01:00] PK
    Oh, no! The garlic is making my eyes tear up!
[01:03] SS
    It's so strong!
[01:08] Monster
    I'm not small!
[01:10] Monster
    I refuse to ever stand for that again!
[01:15] Tecchan
    We bite-size dumplings are folded
    by hand every day...
[01:21] (Flashback) Customer 1
    Two orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
[01:24] (Flashback) Customer 2
    Three for me!
[01:26] Tecchan
    And cooked in iron skillet.
[01:32] (Flashback) Customer 1
    Wow, they really are bite-size.
[01:35] (Flashback) Customer 2
    So small!
[01:36] (Flashback) Others
    They're tiny!
[01:38] Tecchan
    Day in and day out, the customers
    won't stop calling us little...
[01:44] (Flashback) Tecchan
    I'm sick of it!
[01:46] (Flashback) Tecchan
    I am not small!
[01:54] Monster
    I won't let anyone call me bite-size anymore!
[01:57] Monster
    How's this?! I'm gonna keep growing!
[02:02] PK
    At this rate, we're going to lose!
[02:04] MN
    Hey!
[02:06] MN
    Pirikarako! What are you doing?!
[02:09] Cavier
    That's not your true strength.
[02:12] Cavier
    It's time to get serious.
[02:14] Baran/Maya/Amao
    You can do it, Pirikarako-chan!
[02:17] PK
    Everyone... Thank you...
[02:21] PK
    I won't lose! Let's do this, Uncle Sousuke!
[02:24] SS
    Leave it to me!
[02:25] SS
    Let's go! Mentai Splash!
[02:29] Monster
    Wh-What?!
[02:32] Monster
    No way... I can't lose...
[02:39] All
    She did it!
[02:40] Maya
    Huh?
[02:41] Amao
    What's that?
[02:44] Baran
    B-Bite-size dumplings?!
[02:47] PK
    Everyone! Open your mouths! Nom!
[02:51] PK
    Delicious!
[02:53] MN
    Nom!
[02:54] MN
    So tasty!
[02:56] Amao/Baran
    Nom!
[02:57] Baran
    It's the perfect size!
[02:59] Cavier
    I see. Because it's bite-sized,
     you don't get the juices everywhere.
[03:06] Maya
    They're easy for women to eat, too!
[03:08] PK
    Isn't bite-size great?
[03:14] Tecchan
    Oh, it was just a dream...
[03:18] Tecchan
    But...
[03:21] Tecchan
    everyone looked so happy.
[03:25] Customer 3
    Three orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
[03:28] Customer 4
    Four over here!
[03:32] Customer 1
    They're so easy to eat!
[03:34] Customer 2
    They're so small, but so delicious!
[03:39] Tecchan
    If everyone's happy,
    I don't mind being small!

E12 - It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
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SIGN    It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
[00:33] PK
    Tomorrow's the big day!
[00:34] Baran
    The annual shopping district festival!
[00:37] Maya
    I'll have a stall set up,
     so make sure to come by.
[00:40] Amao C
    I can't wait!
[00:41] MN
    You have a lot of responsibility
    this year, Pirikarako.
[00:44] PK
    Yeah!
[00:45] Maya
    Oh, that's right! You're going to be
    the lead singer for the festival this year.
[00:50] MN
    It's important to end on a high note.
    I believe in you!
[00:52] PK
    Leave it to me!
SIGN    
SIGN    Takoyaki
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Yakisoba
[01:01] SS
    What should we do?
[01:03] Baran
    What happened, Pirikarako-chan?
[01:05] Maya
    You didn't rehearse. Are you all right?
[01:10] PK
    I lost my voice...
[01:11] All
    What?!
[01:12] MN
    How?!
[01:13] Koharu
    You were practicing until
    really late last night.
[01:17] Ayu
    I get why you'd try so hard, but...
[01:19] Seiko
    What are you going to do?
    There isn't much time left...
[01:22] Cavier
    Honestly! Do you know nothing of moderation?
[01:27] Udon
    Well, let's think of something.
    How do we fix your voice?
[01:31] Takiko
    Maybe you should eat something
    to soothe your throat.
[01:34] Kiku
    Honey, perhaps?
[01:35] Maya
    We can get some from Nokono Island!
[01:38] Cavier
    That's pretty far from here...
[01:40] Wataru
    I'll go.
[01:42] Maya
    Wataru-kun!
[01:43] Wataru
    I owe Pirikarako-chan big time!
[01:47] Baran
    You're right! It's our turn to help her.
[01:50] PK
    Everyone...
[01:54] Baran
    So that's Nokono Island...
    It looks close, though.
[01:59] Wataru
    Unlike Shikano Island, it's a solitary island.
[02:01] Wataru
    The ferry only comes once every hour.
[02:05] Gomasaba
    I'll go.
[02:07] Amao
    Gomasaba-kun!
[02:08] Baran
    But Gomasaba-kun can't run...
[02:13] Gomasaba
    Here.
[02:14] Baran
    What a fast swimmer!
[02:21] Amao A
    Baran-kun!
[02:21] Kiku
    Leave it to me!
[02:24] Amao B
    Kikujiro-san!
[02:30] Mob A
    What's up with her?
[02:32] Mob B
    Maybe she forgot the lyrics.
[02:34] Mob C
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[02:37] SS
    Oh, dear.
[02:42] Kiku
    I have to hurry...
[02:54] Cavier
    It's Nocohachi! Take it!
[02:57] PK
    Ah!
[02:58] MN
    Whoa! Get it together!
[03:02] Udon
    I'm throwing it to you!
[03:09] PK
    Oh... Wow! My voice is back, everyone!
[03:14] PK
    Thank you!
[03:15] All
    Pirikarako-chan!
[03:17] PK
    I'll sing with all my heart!
[03:22] PK
    Piri Piri! I love spicy things!
[03:27] Maya
    Koharu-san... You said she practiced.
[03:31] Koharu
    I never said she was any good.
[03:37] PK
    The shopping district is a great place!
[03:40] PK
    You should all come visit sometime! Piriri!