Hakata Mentai! Pirikarako-chan
Hakata Mentai! Pirikarako-chan is set in a mysterious shopping center in a town that is like but also not quite like Hakata. In this setting, a walleye pollack roe fairy named Pirikarakochan rushes about every day trying to ease the worries and solve the rumors of the other food fairies.
- Season 1
- E1 - Leave It to Me! Staying Home
- E2 - Fierce! Ramen War!
- E3 - Uncle Motsunabe's Love
- E4 - Udon of Terror
- E5 - Gomasaba-kun Runs!
- E6 - Amao-kun's Hometown
- E7 - The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
- E8 - Haikara-san Is Coming Through
- E9 - Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
- E10 - The Mucchan Manju Contest
- E11 - Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
- E12 - It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
Season 1
E1 - Leave It to Me! Staying Home
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SIGN Leave It to Me! Staying Home
[00:31] N
This place is like Hakata,
but it isn't really.
SIGN Mentaiko
(Pollock Roe)
[00:35] ---
Somewhere in a certain shopping district...
[00:37] Koharu
Pirikarako-chan! Hey, Pirikarako-chan!
[00:42] PK
What is it, Grandma Koharu?
[00:44] Koharu
I'm going out for a bit,
so can you look after the shop?
[00:48] PK
Yup!
[00:49] Koharu
If a customer comes,
just tell them I'll be back soon, okay?
[00:52] PK
Okay! Be safe!
SIGN Small Dishes
[01:01] PK
Come one, come all! It's delicious!
[01:05] SS
Yummy mentaiko!
[01:08] PK
Yummy mentaiko for sale! Come take a look!
[01:13] Baran
Pirikarako-chan!
[01:14] PK
Oh, Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
[01:17] Amao
Let's play!
[01:18] Baran
Staying home and minding the shop?
Can I help?
[01:21] ---
That'd be great!
[01:23] Customer
I'll take the usual, please.
[01:26] Amao
Here!
[01:28] Customer
Strawberries?
[01:29] PK
Not that, Amao-chan.
[01:34] ---
I'm going to sell lots
and make grandma happy!
[01:40] Caviar
Try this.
[01:42] ---
Mentaiko is peasant food.
[01:44] ---
Caviar is far superior and much tastier.
[01:47] Baran
Oh, it's Caviar-kun...
[01:49] Caviar
My name isn't Caviar!
It's Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
[01:53] PK
Okay then, how about a challenge?
[02:04] PK
Mentai Splash!
[02:12] Caviar
Urgh! How dare you
treat an aristocrat like this?!
[02:15] SS
Put a sock in it!
[02:17] MN
Why are Tenjin Station
and South Tenjin Station so far apart?
[02:22] ---
Honestly...
[02:25] MN
Hey! What are you doing, Pirikarako?!
[02:31] MN
That's yummy!
[02:33] PK
Mentaiko goes great with anything.
[02:36] ---
Oh, I know!
[02:41] PK
Here, chicken wings!
[02:47] MN
That's yummy!
[02:54] MN
That's yummy!
[02:55] Caviar
How barbaric...
[02:57] Baran
Amazing, Pirikarako-chan!
[02:59] ---
This'll bring loads of customers!
[03:01] Amao B
Oh!
[03:05] Amao A
Not sure if it really goes
with strawberries...
[03:07] PK
Hurray!
[03:09] ---
I'm going to cover everything with mentaiko!
[03:12] SS
I'm all fired up, too!
[03:18] PK
Huh?
[03:19] ---
[03:21] Baran
Pirikarako-chan!
[03:28] Baran
The tower is all pink now...
[03:31] PK
It's a good day and food tastes good!
[03:34] ---
Teehee!
[03:34] ---
E2 - Fierce! Ramen War!
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SIGN Fierce! Ramen War!
SIGN Nagahama Ramen
SIGN Nagahama
[00:32] PK
You can never go wrong with tonkotsu ramen!
[00:36] Baran
People say it's greasy, but it's
actually a lot lighter than you'd think.
[00:40] Amao
Ramen!
[00:41] Amao
Firm noodles!
[00:42] Amao
Seconds, please!
[00:44] PK
If you want them even firmer,
just ask for "harigane," or "wires."
[00:47] Amao
What? You can eat wires?
[00:50] Caviar
Heh, silly commoners.
[00:56] Caviar
I suppose peasant food
is nice from time to time.
[01:00] Baran
Caviar-kun...
[01:02] Caviar
How many times do I have to tell you?!
[01:03] Caviar
My name is Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
[01:05] PK
Oh? They built another ramen shop there.
SIGN Kurume Ramen
[01:08] Ayu
Our shop came first.
[01:13] PK
Wow! Who are you, miss?
[01:15] Ayu
I'm Ayu.
[01:17] PK
You're so pretty!
[01:18] Ayu
You there, little boy.
[01:20] Caviar
Huh?
[01:21] Ayu
Let me give you a taste
of authentic tonkotsu ramen.
[01:26] Butler
Young master!
[01:27] Seiko
Our ramen tastes better!
SIGN Kurume Ramen
[01:30] Baran
I'm Seiko. If you want tonkotsu,
Kurume is the way to go!
[01:34] MN
Seriously, what's with all these
crazy drivers in Fukuoka?
[01:39] MN
They never signal when they
change lanes! It's dangerous!
[01:44] MN
Wh-What's going on here?
[01:46] Seiko
First of all, tonkotsu ramen
originated in Kurume.
[01:50] Seiko
Why do people keep saying it's from Hakata?
[01:53] Ayu
Don't get jealous just
because I'm more popular.
[01:56] Seiko
What?! I never said I was, you idiot!
[02:00] Ayu
What's up with you, you goodie-two-shoes?!
[02:02] Seiko
What did you just say?
[02:06] Butler
Allow me to explain.
[02:08] Butler
Normally, Kurume ramen has fatter
noodles and a thicker broth,
[02:13] Butler
whereas Hakata ramen has thinner
noodles and a lighter broth.
[02:17] Butler
Out of consideration for those
who work at the fish market, mind you.
[02:24] Seiko
Whatever the case, Kurume is the
way to go for tonkotsu ramen!
[02:27] Seiko
Don't lump me with Hakata ramen!
[02:29] Ayu
I can't help being more famous!
[02:33] Baran
Please stop!
You don't have to fight over this for us!
[02:37] PK
You tell 'em, Baran-kun!
[02:41] Seiko/Ayu
This is none of your business!
[02:44] Ayu
Fine! Then let's see which one
of us this man will choose!
[02:48] Ayu
Hey, mister, come have a bite at our place!
[02:51] MN
U-Um...
[02:53] Seiko
No way! Come over here.
[02:56] Seiko
Just look at our signature rich,
thick broth! Give it a try!
[03:01] MN
Oh! What a beautiful lady!
[03:03] Ayu
Don't cheat on me now!
[03:08] Seiko
Our ramen's much tastier!
[03:11] Ayu
Come here!
[03:13] Seiko
Don't go!
[03:15] SS
He's like a drunk old man.
[03:20] PK
Hey! Do you want to trade ramens?
[03:25] PK
They're both delicious!
[03:31] Caviar
For once, we agree on something.
[03:34] Ayu
Oh, no! If you don't hurry, the noodles
are going to stretch because they're so thin.
[03:38] Butler
I'm afraid we've already got some stretching.
[03:40] Butler
I mean, with Old Man Motsunabe...
[03:42] PK
Under his nose!
E3 - Uncle Motsunabe's Love
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SIGN Uncle Motsunabe's Love
[00:33] PK
What happened, Uncle Motsunabe?
[00:36] Baran
This is rare. You're usually angry.
[00:39] MN
I wish I had wings... I wish I could fly...
[00:45] PK
Are you sick?
[00:47] Maya
He's lovesick.
[00:49] Amao
Lovesick?
[00:51] PK
What's lovesick?
[00:53] Maya
Apparently it was love at first sight
with the lady at Mizutaki-ya.
[00:57] MN
Oh, Takiko-san!
[01:02] MN
But she's out of my league.
[01:05] PK
Why?
[01:06] Maya
Because Mizutaki is more
traditional than Motsunabe.
[01:09] Maya
It also has a much classier feel.
[01:11] Baran
Does that even matter?
[01:15] MN
If I just had any idea
what she was looking for in a man...
[01:18] PK
I can ask her for you!
[01:20] MN
Really?!
[01:21] PK
Sure!
[01:22] MN
Can you just make sure she doesn't find out
it's me who wanted to know? Please!
[01:26] PK
Leave it to me!
[01:29] TK
Oh my, what a cute customer.
[01:32] PK
Hey, there's someone who
likes you, Takiko-san!
[01:35] TK
Huh?
[01:36] Baran
Ah! It's nothing!
[01:38] Baran
Why did you do that?!
[01:41] Amao
This is hopeless.
[01:44] PK
What kind of person do you like, Takiko-san?
[01:46] TK
What?
[01:48] TK
Someone who's good at cooking, maybe?
[01:51] MN
Take this and this and this!
[01:53] MN
If it's cooking you want, I'm your man!
[01:57] MN
And don't let my looks fool you!
I'm actually pretty strong!
SIGN Mizutaki-ya
[02:03] PK
Hey, do you like guys who're strong?
[02:06] TK
Yes, very much so.
[02:09] TK
I also like it when they
have a wonderful smile.
[02:14] MN
It sounds like I might be
the only man suitable for Takiko-san!
[02:20] PK
So what are you going to do now?
[02:22] Maya
That's right!
[02:24] Maya
Nothing's going to happen
if you keep bumming here.
[02:26] Maya
If you like her, you should
tell her you like her!
[02:29] MN
Well... but...
[02:32] Maya
No buts! You're a Kyushu man!
[02:35] Maya
Do what you need to do!
SIGN Mizutaki-ya
[02:38] MN
T-Takiko-san!
[02:40] TK
Mister Motsunabe, right?
Is everything all right?
[02:44] MN
Um, no, actually...
[02:46] MN
A man must say how he feels
when the time comes!
[02:51] TK
Oh?
[02:52] MN
If I continue to admire from afar, she'll never
know how I feel! I'll regret not telling her...
[02:58] KJ
That man is right.
[03:00] KJ
I've been lacking the courage,
[03:03] KJ
but now...
[03:05] KJ
I've always loved you, Takiko-san.
Please marry me.
[03:13] Baran/Amao
What?!
[03:14] PK
Wow!
[03:17] TK
Yes, I'd love to.
[03:21] MN
[03:25] All
Yay! Congratulations!
[03:28] Maya
What a lovely couple.
[03:30] Maya
They say Mizutaki and Shungiku
go great together.
[03:37] MN
I wish you both the best...
[03:39] PK
Takiko-san is really pretty!
E4 - Udon of Terror
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SIGN Udon of Terror
[00:32] Baran
Please, no more!
[00:34] Amao
I'm scared!
[00:37] PK
What's going on, Maya-chan?
[00:39] Maya
People all around the shopping district
are talking about the Udon of Terror.
[00:45] PK
Udon of Terror...?
[00:47] Maya
They say it's udon that grows out
of its bowl like a snake!
[00:51] PK
Huh?
[00:52] Baran
I can't hear you!
[00:54] Maya
Then coils around you nice and tight...
[00:58] Amao
Stop, stop! No more!
[01:00] PK
What? That sounds like fun.
[01:02] Maya
Huh?
[01:04] Baran/Amao
What?
SIGN Udon & Soba
[01:09] Baran
I told you I didn't want to do this...
[01:12] Owner
Thanks for waitin'!
[01:17] PK
This looks perfectly normal and delicious!
[01:24] PK
The broth is really good
and it has a mild flavor!
[01:26] Baran
Speaking of which, people usually think
Fukuoka locals are always eating ramen,
[01:31] Baran
but most of us actually prefer udon.
[01:33] Amao
If you're eating it every day,
then of course you do!
[01:36] PK
Yeah, yeah!
[01:39] PK
Huh? There's more udon than before?
[01:43] Baran
There's no way there's...
Whoa, there's more!
[01:47] Amao
Same here!
[01:49] PK
It must be my imagination.
Well, let's keep eating!
[01:53] Baran
Speaking of which,
Fukuoka udon is really soft.
[01:57] Amao
That's funny considering how we
like firm noodles in our ramen.
[02:04] PK
Piri?!
[02:06] Baran
No way!
[02:08] PK
This is...
[02:09] All
The Udon of Terror!
[02:15] Udon
Now you've done it.
[02:19] PK
Who are you?
[02:20] Udon
I am Udonnosuke.
[02:23] PK
Udonnosuke?
[02:24] Baran
He's a samurai!
[02:26] Udon
If you don't pay attention, Hakata udon
will keep growing as it soaks up broth.
[02:31] Udon
Behold! While you were talking,
those noodles have become...
[02:35] PK
Piriri! It's like multiplying seaweed!
[02:38] Baran
I only looked away for a second!
[02:40] Udon
I am here to help!
[02:42] Udon
I shall rid you of this small fry!
[02:48] Udon
Wh-What?! My sword is ineffective?!
[02:51] PK
Sword? Isn't that a rolling pin?
[02:55] Udon
I've been a fool!
[02:59] Baran
We need to get out of here!
SIGN Udon & Soba
[03:06] PK
At this rate, it's going to swallow
the entire shopping district!
[03:09] Baran
Save us, Udonnosuke-san!
[03:12] Udon
I guess it's come down to this...
[03:17] Baran
What?
[03:18] Udon
Eat, devour, and consume!
[03:21] PK
Everyone, come help!
[03:25] MN
Delicious!
[03:27] Maya
Its softness is the best part!
[03:37] PK
Eating udon with everyone
makes it even yummier!
[03:40] Udon
You can say that again.
E5 - Gomasaba-kun Runs!
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SIGN Run! Gomasaba-kun
[00:31] Koharu
Gomasaba-kun Runs!
[00:34] WR Mom
Of course.
[00:35] PK
Are you feeling down, Wataru-kun?
[00:38] WR
Yeah, I'm a bit worried...
[00:40] WR Mom
The sports festival is next week.
[00:43] WR
We're having a class relay race, but our
anchor leg runner, Kimura-kun, got hurt.
[00:48] Koharu
My goodness! I hope you find
a replacement soon.
[00:51] PK
I know! I'll help you look for one!
[00:54] WR
Really?! Thank you, Pirikarako-chan!
SIGN Mentaiko
[00:59] Amao
What are you reading?
[01:00] Baran
The paper.
[01:01] Maya
Come to think of it,
I heard there's someone who's really fast.
[01:05] PK
Really?!
[01:06] Maya
Gomasaba-kun.
[01:07] PK
Gomasaba-kun?
[01:09] Maya
I think he's usually at the fish market.
[01:12] PK
Thank you! Come help me out,
Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
[01:15] Amao
Huh?
[01:15] Baran
Wh-What?
[01:18] Amao
Wait for us!
[01:24] Man
Gomasaba-kun, huh?
[01:27] Man
I asked him to run some errands,
so he isn't here right now.
[01:32] PK
Where did he go?
[01:33] Man
The sushi restaurant.
[01:34] Baran
What?!
[01:40] Baran
The sushi restaurant is pretty far...
[01:44] PK
Less talking, more running!
[01:46] Man
Gomasaba-kun? He isn't here yet.
[01:49] PK
What?!
[01:50] Man
Maybe he's taking a detour.
[01:52] Amao
I'm tired!
[01:53] Baran
What are you going to do, Pirikarako-chan?
[01:55] PK
I'm gonna go look for him!
I promised Wataru-kun!
[02:06] PK
Aw, where did he go?!
[02:08] Baran
We keep missing him.
He really does go fast!
[02:19] PK
Is that you, Gomasaba-kun?
[02:22] GS
It... sure... is.
[02:25] Amao
What are you doing?
[02:27] GS
I'm... running... some... errands.
[02:30] PK
So slow!
[02:31] Baran
So we were just outrunning him
all this time without knowing?
[02:35] Cavier
I heard from Maya-san.
[02:37] Amao
Caviar-kun?
[02:39] Cavier
Here. Try some of this.
[02:41] Cavier
It's sesame mackerel.
[02:42] Butler
This is mackerel sashimi dipped
in ground sesame sauce.
[02:46] Baran
I see. I thought gomasaba
was some kind of fish...
[02:53] PK
Yummy!
[02:55] Baran
Is it safe to eat raw mackerel?
[02:57] Cavier
That's right. Because they spoil so easily,
[03:00] Cavier
they're a specialty in Fukuoka
where you can get them fresh.
[03:03] Butler
Mackerels go pretty fast, you see.
[03:06] Baran
Huh? What do you mean?
[03:09] Butler
We say fish that spoils quickly "goes fast."
[03:13] PK
Piriri?!
[03:14] SS
Ah, so that's what they meant...
[03:21] PK
So slow!
[03:23] Baran
There's no way he can run the anchor leg.
[03:26] PK
I did all that running for nothing!
[03:29] ---
Unfortunate...
[03:30] Baran
Hey, why don't you just run
the anchor leg, Pirikarako-chan?
[03:35] ---
Piri!
[03:38] WR
Thank you, Pirikarako-chan!
[03:40] PK
You're welcome! Piri!
E6 - Amao-kun's Hometown
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SIGN Amao Farm
SIGN Amao-kun's Hometown
[00:31] Baran
So this is Amao-kun's hometown...
[00:34] PK
Wow, it's huge! Are these all strawberries?!
[00:38] Amao
Sure are.
[00:39] Amao
Oh! King Amao!
[00:42] King
Well, look who it is!
Jiromaru, Goromaru, and Hachiromaru!
[00:46] King
Long time no see.
[00:47] King
And welcome, new friends.
Please enjoy your stay here.
[00:52] PK
We will! Thank you!
[00:56] PK
Woohoo! Strawberry picking is so much fun!
[01:00] SS
Those look delicious.
[01:01] Baran
By the way... You guys are siblings,
but your names are all over the place, Amao-kun.
[01:06] Baran
Jiromaru, Goromaru, Hachiromaru...
SIGN Jiromaru (2)
SIGN Goromaru (5)
SIGN Hachiromaru (8)
[01:10] Baran
Where are Saburomaru (3),
Shiromaru (4), and the others?
[01:14] Amao
Well, they're...
[01:15] Amao
Some were used for making jam,
soft serve, and daifuku.
[01:21] Baran
Oh, I see...
[01:23] SS
We asked an insensitive question...
[01:26] PK
Oh, there's someone over there, too!
[01:28] SS
Oh, that's... the caviar boy.
[01:32] PK
You came to pick strawberries, too?!
[01:35] Cavier
I-I just happened to be passing by! That's all!
[01:38] Cavier
And don't make me repeat myself!
My name is Ossetra Sevruga—
[01:41] PK
Then let's compete to see
who can pick the most!
[01:44] Cavier
How did it come to that?
[01:46] King
Now let the strawberry
picking challenge begin!
[02:06] PK
We picked quite a bit...
[02:08] SS
You guys picked too much!
[02:10] Cavier
I definitely picked more than you!
[02:12] Baran
Does it even matter anymore?
[02:14] Baran
Hang on... Where's Amao-kun?
[02:18] PK
Oh, you're right! Where did they go?
[02:22] Cavier
Don't tell me...
[02:24] Baran
Are they somewhere in these piles?!
[02:33] PK
All right, let's go home!
[02:34] Baran
That's not Amao-kun!
[02:37] PK
What? Aren't they the same?
[02:39] PK
They're all sweet and delicious
Amao strawberries!
[02:41] Baran
No! Those three are my
irreplaceable friends!
[02:48] Baran
Wait for me!
[02:50] Amao
Catch us if you can!
[02:53] Baran
Hang in there! I'll find you guys right now!
[02:56] Baran
Amao-kun! Where did you go?
[02:59] Butler
We should look for them, too.
[03:01] Cavier
Yeah.
[03:03] SS
Come on, get to it!
[03:05] PK
Yeah!
[03:06] PK/Cavier
Amao-kun!
[03:06] PK/Cavier
Amao-chan!
[03:08] Butler
Where are you?!
[03:10] Baran
Amao-kun!
[03:13] Amao
We're over here!
[03:17] Baran
Amao-kun!
[03:19] Amao
Sorry for making you worry.
[03:21] Baran
I'm so glad! I'm so, so glad!
[03:32] Maya
Hey, Pirikarako-chan.
[03:34] PK
What is it?
[03:37] Maya
Amao-kun... One of them a little different.
[03:40] PK
Really? You're probably imagining it.
[03:43] PK
Piri!
E7 - The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
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SIGN The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
[00:36] PK
Piri!
[00:38] Baran
Jeez, don't scare us like that!
[00:41] PK
Maya-chan, are you really sure
there's a food stall here?
[00:45] Baran
I only tagged along because you said
there'd be amazingly delicious yakitori.
[00:49] Maya
Don't doubt my information sources!
[00:52] Maya
Hey, look!
[00:55] PK
"Urameshiya"?
[00:57] Baran
No! This is too scary!
[00:59] Amao
We want to go back to the farm...
[01:02] PK
Uncle Motsunabe!
[01:05] MN
I heard the rumors, too.
[01:08] MN
Here, come take a seat.
[01:10] Baran
Let's see... What should I get?
[01:12] MN
When at a yakitori joint,
you gotta get ribs.
[01:15] Baran
What? But wouldn't that be pork?
[01:18] MN
It's a Hakata standard.
[01:20] MN
There aren't any yakitori joints
that don't have ribs.
SIGN Urameshiya
[01:23] Owner
My apologies, but this is all we serve.
[01:28] ---
Here you are.
[01:29] PK
Whoa, what's this?!
[01:31] Baran
It's all twisty!
[01:33] Owner
Chicken skin, a Hakata specialty.
[01:35] PK
Wow, so this is chicken skin!
[01:37] Maya
Interesting that they twist them around
the skewer instead of just skewering them.
[01:42] PK
I'm digging in!
[01:45] All
Yum!
[01:46] PK
It's so crispy and fragrant!
[01:48] Amao
The sauce is soaked in, too!
[01:50] Maya
I usually dislike the gummy
texture of chicken skin,
[01:54] Maya
but I could eat this all day!
[01:57] Owner
I'm pleased you're all enjoying it.
[02:00] Baran
H-He's twisted!
[02:02] PK
You're in a spiral!
[02:04] Owner
Once you've twisted the
skins around the skewers,
[02:06] Owner
grill them and then let them rest.
Repeat that for six days.
[02:10] Maya
Six days?
[02:12] Maya
That must be how you get rid of the oil
[02:14] Maya
so it comes out crispy on the outside
and chewy on the inside!
[02:18] PK
Sounds like a lot of work!
[02:21] Owner
As long as I get to see
my customers smile, it's nothing.
[02:26] ---
So good!
[02:29] Maya
Well, we should get the check and...
[02:31] Owner
Oh, we don't accept payment.
[02:33] All
What?
[02:34] Owner
Instead...
[02:41] PK
That chicken skin yesterday
sure was good, Maya-chan!
[02:44] PK
Hey, wait... What happened to your hair?
[02:46] Maya
I'd like to know!
[02:47] Maya
It was all twisted when
I woke up this morning.
[02:50] Maya
More importantly, Pirikarako-chan,
Sousuke-san is...
[02:52] PK
What?
[02:53] ---
Twisty, twisty...
[02:55] Maya
He's all twisted!
[02:56] PK
Piriri?!
[02:56] SS
What's happening?!
[02:58] Baran
Big trouble, Pirikarako-chan!
[03:01] PK
Not you, too, Baran-kun!
[03:02] Cavier
What's all the ruckus about?
[03:06] Amao
We're all twisted!
[03:09] PK
What's happening?!
[03:10] Maya
Oh! I remember now...
[03:12] (Flashback) Owner
We don't accept payment.
Instead, you just have to get twisted!
[03:19] All
No!
[03:21] MN
Good day, everyone. How are you all doing?
[03:28] PK
Uncle Motsunabe...
[03:29] Baran
Has cleaned up his act?
[03:31] Maya
Maybe his personality was already so twisted
that he actually became untwisted.
[03:36] MN
What a lovely day!
[03:38] MN
I swear, every day is just a blessing!
[03:42] PK
Ew!
E8 - Haikara-san Is Coming Through
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SIGN Haikara-san Is Coming Through
[00:38] MN
I see. So this is the steamed bun
known as the Hakata Diamond...
[00:43] Butler
Yes, it's the Hakata Torimon.
[00:46] Butler
They mixed Western ingredients into
a traditional Japanese snack.
[00:49] Butler
It's known for its rich white
bean filling and smooth dough.
[00:54] Butler
Because of its pure beauty,
it has been a target for many...
SIGN We will have the torimon.
-The Modern Phantom Thieves
SIGN "We will have the torimon. Signed, the Modern Phantom Thieves."
[01:03] MN
So this is the band of thieves everyone's
been talking about lately...
[01:07] Butler
Please protect our treasure, inspector!
[01:11] PK
Leave it to me!
[01:15] MN
Who are you?
[01:17] PK
Now that I, the Great Detective Pirikara-san,
am here, you can rest easy!
[01:21] PK
I'll never let those thieves have the treasure!
[01:25] MN
Did you call her?
[01:26] Butler
No.
[01:27] PK
I'll now tell you how to stop the thieves.
[01:30] PK
They won't be able to get
anywhere close to this museum!
[01:34] Butler
Do you mean it?!
[01:35] SS
Oh, we mean it.
[01:37] PK
First...
[01:38] PK
We confuse them by using a fake sign!
SIGN MuSeUm
tHiS wAy
SIGN MuSeUm
tHiS wAy
[01:42] (Flashback) Sign
Sneak, sneak, sneak...
SIGN Thieves
[01:42] (Flashback) Thief
To the right!
SIGN MuSeUm
tHiS wAy
SIGN Museum
this way
[01:46] MN
There's no way they don't know where the museum
is if they already sent us a message!
[01:50] PK
In the event that doesn't work,
[01:52] PK
I'll pretend to be a grandma
and fall over on the streets.
[01:55] PK
I'm sure they'll come to my aid
and forget all about the heist.
[01:59] Butler
I doubt they'll be distracted by that...
[02:02] MN
Is this detective in her right mind?
[02:06] Cavier
It's not wise to rely on that inept detective!
[02:11] MN
Another one showed up.
[02:13] Cavier
I am the Great Detective Caviar.
[02:15] Cavier
With my family's vast assets, I have
installed maximum security measures.
[02:19] Cavier
Feast your eyes on this!
[02:23] Cavier
Not even a bomb could scratch
the superalloy these are made out of!
[02:30] Cavier
What?! Not so fast!
[02:33] Cavier
The hallway is outfitted with lasers that
will melt anything that touches them!
[02:37] Cavier
It's impossible to get through!
[02:44] Cavier
What?!
[02:46] PK
You may be rich, but you're useless.
[02:48] Cavier
Someone's not being any help either.
[02:51] PK
Goodness gracious...
[02:52] Cavier
I'm talking about you!
[02:53] All
[02:57] Cavier
You're the...
[02:59] Maya
I'm the ringleader of the thieves, Maya.
[03:01] Maya
As promised, we've come
to take the Hakata Torimon!
[03:06] Maya
What? What's happening?
[03:11] Maya
It was just here!
[03:13] PK
I told you... I always keep my word.
[03:19] PK
You thieves will never
get your hands on the Torimon.
[03:22] PK
Why, you ask?
[03:24] PK
Because I'm going to eat it myself!
[03:28] All
Hey!
[03:40] PK
As expected, the Torimon is delicious!
E9 - Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
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SIGN Shopping District
SIGN Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
SIGN Futamigaura Beach
[00:31] PK
Going on a road trip with
everyone is so exciting!
[00:33] Maya
All right, we've made it
to the Itoshima Peninsula!
[00:35] Baron
It's just a quick trip by car!
[00:40] Maya
Futamigaura's rock couple!
[00:42] Maya
Itoshima photos just always look
so good on Instagram!
[00:47] Maya
Meat and fish, fruits and vegetables...
It's all so fresh and delicious!
SIGN Itoshima is the best!
[00:55] Maya
But we've saved the best for last...
[00:59] Maya
Ta-dah! Shiraito Falls!
[01:02] PK
Wow! It's huge!
[01:04] Baran
It feels so nice and breezy!
[01:08] Maya
I'm already getting so many likes!
[01:15] Hermit
Do you want to be that popular?
[01:18] PK
Piri?! Who are you?!
[01:19] Hermit
I'm the Shiraito hermit of Shiraito Falls.
[01:22] Baran
The Shiraito hermit?
[01:24] SS
Sounds suspicious.
[01:26] Hermit
Seems like you don't believe me.
[01:28] Hermit
You can't talk about Shiraito Falls...
[01:33] Hermit
without... nagashi somen!
[01:38] Amao
Isn't that a water slide?
[01:40] Maya
Don't you think this hermit is sketchy?
[01:43] Hermit
What are you talking about?
We've got a 4.7 rating on Tabilog!
SIGN Tabilog Shiraito Slider
[01:47] Maya
Then it must be legit!
[01:49] Baran
Seriously?
[01:50] PK
Something came flowing down!
[01:56] Old man
Charge!
[02:00] Baran
What is this...?
[02:04] Hermit
Looks fun, doesn't it?
[02:05] Amao
We're scared!
[02:06] Maya
But we do want to have some somen noodles...
[02:09] PK
I wanna try the slide!
[02:12] Hermit
You seem to get it!
All right, here you go!
[02:21] PK
Awesome!
[02:22] SS
I hate this!
[02:23] Maya
This guy really is weird.
[02:26] Hermit
You're up next, lady.
[02:28] Maya
What? No, I'm good.
[02:29] Hermit
Come on! It'll be fun.
[02:31] Maya
Wha— W-Wait!
[02:33] Real Hermit
Stop right there.
[02:34] Baran
Whoa, someone just appeared on high!
[02:36] Real Hermit
I'm the real Shiraito hermit. Begone!
[02:44] Real Hermit
You crossed the line
pretending to be me, Shirataki boy.
[02:48] Baran
Shirataki? That stuff they put in oden?
[02:51] Shirataki
Tch! I just thought I could
make this place more popular!
[02:56] Maya
I was completely fooled.
[02:59] Shirataki
I'm gonna make like the falls and flow away!
[03:03] Amao
He's gone...
[03:07] PK
That was fun.
[03:09] SS
No more for me...
[03:12] Real Hermit
Don't think everything you see
on the internet is real!
[03:15] Maya
Teehee!
[03:16] Real Hermit
Now then, let me show you guys
what real nagashi somen is about!
[03:22] PK
Whoa, I've been waiting for this!
[03:25] Real Hermit
Here it comes.
[03:29] All
Thank you for the food!
[03:32] Baran
This is...
[03:37] PK
It's shirataki.
SIGN To be continued
E10 - The Mucchan Manju Contest
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SIGN The Mucchan Manju Contest
SIGN Original
Mucchan Manju Contest
[00:34] Robert
The Mucchan Manju contest will now begin!
[00:38] Robert
I, Baba, a comedian chef from the comedy group
Robert, will be your emcee today.
[00:43] Robert
Mucchan Manju is Fukuoka soul food.
[00:47] Robert
Their most popular flavor
is none other than ham and egg!
[00:50] Robert
But today's contestants will be
trying out their own ingredients!
[00:55] Robert
The winner's manju will be
[00:58] Robert
released as Mucchan Manju's newest flavor!
[01:00] All
[01:01] Robert
Now, let me introduce our judge.
[01:05] Robert
Please welcome Mudskipper Mucchan!
[01:11] Mucchan
H-Hello.
[01:13] Robert
Why use a mudskipper instead of a taiyaki?
[01:17] Mucchan
Because the shop wanted people to learn
about the mudskippers of the Ariake Sea.
[01:25] Robert
I see. What a wonderful story.
[01:27] Robert
Best of luck to everyone in this contest!
[01:31] PK
All right! I'm gonna give it my all!
[01:33] Cavier
Hmph! Of course I'm going to win.
[01:35] MN
I won't be beat!
[01:40] Robert
Pirikarako-chan is of course going with mentai—
[01:42] PK
They're mulukhiyah flavor!
[01:44] Robert
Hey, now... You're a mentaiko fairy.
[01:47] PK
Oh, you're right.
[01:48] PK
Then it'll be a mix of mentaiko and mulukhiyah!
[01:53] PK
Mentaiko goes with everything!
[01:56] Robert
L-Let's move on...
[01:58] Mucchan
Yeah.
[02:01] Robert
Is Caviar-kun going with caviar?
How extravagant.
[02:05] Cavier
Hmph. Too bad it'll be wasted on a commoner.
[02:08] Butler
Young master, irregardless of taste, the price...
[02:11] Mucchan
It's going to cost 100,000 yen to buy one.
[02:13] MN
My motsunabe-flavored
Mucchan Manju is complete!
[02:18] Robert
The leeks are poking out.
[02:20] Mucchan
You overstuffed it.
[02:21] Takiko
We went with a mizutaki flavor.
[02:24] MN
T-Takiko-san!
[02:25] Kiku
The secret ingredient is crown daisy!
[02:27] Takiko
It sure is.
[02:29] MN
Curse you!
[02:30] Ayu
We're doing a tonkotsu flavor!
[02:32] Seiko
No fighting today!
We're gonna win this together!
[02:35] Ayu/Seiko
Right?
[02:36] Robert
And what are you making over here?
[02:39] Maya
I'm going to compete with
something sweet—Amao strawberries!
[02:43] Maya
Mucchan's dough has a little sugar in it,
so it's great for desserts, too.
[02:48] Mucchan
She did her research.
[02:51] Mucchan
Everyone looks like they're having fun.
But when the results are announced...
[02:56] PK
No! I lost!
[03:00] Cavier
Is the judge blind?! What a joke!
[03:05] MN
This was rigged! Rigged, I tell you!
[03:08] Mucchan
If anyone gets upset or angry because of me...
[03:11] Mucchan
I don't want that!
[03:14] Robert
It's now time to announce the winner!
[03:17] Robert
Huh? Where is Mucchan?
[03:19] Baran
He disappeared a while ago...
[03:22] Cavier
Jeez. Then what's going
to happen to the contest?
[03:29] Mucchan
I hope they don't find me...
[03:31] Maya
What about the results?
[03:34] PK
Why don't we say we all won?
[03:37] All
What?!
[03:39] PK
Make sure you try Mucchan Manju's
new mentai-mulukhiyah flavor! Piri!
E11 - Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
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SIGN Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
[00:37] Monster
Everyone is so tiny!
[00:40] Baran
At this rate, the shopping district is...
[00:42] Amao
Someone, help!
[00:44] PK
Stop right there!
SIGN Pi
[00:49] PK
We will protect the city!
[00:53] SS
Come at us!
[00:55] Monster
What?!
[00:56] Monster
Take this! Garlic Beam!
[01:00] PK
Oh, no! The garlic is making my eyes tear up!
[01:03] SS
It's so strong!
[01:08] Monster
I'm not small!
[01:10] Monster
I refuse to ever stand for that again!
[01:15] Tecchan
We bite-size dumplings are folded
by hand every day...
[01:21] (Flashback) Customer 1
Two orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
[01:24] (Flashback) Customer 2
Three for me!
[01:26] Tecchan
And cooked in iron skillet.
[01:32] (Flashback) Customer 1
Wow, they really are bite-size.
[01:35] (Flashback) Customer 2
So small!
[01:36] (Flashback) Others
They're tiny!
[01:38] Tecchan
Day in and day out, the customers
won't stop calling us little...
[01:44] (Flashback) Tecchan
I'm sick of it!
[01:46] (Flashback) Tecchan
I am not small!
[01:54] Monster
I won't let anyone call me bite-size anymore!
[01:57] Monster
How's this?! I'm gonna keep growing!
[02:02] PK
At this rate, we're going to lose!
[02:04] MN
Hey!
[02:06] MN
Pirikarako! What are you doing?!
[02:09] Cavier
That's not your true strength.
[02:12] Cavier
It's time to get serious.
[02:14] Baran/Maya/Amao
You can do it, Pirikarako-chan!
[02:17] PK
Everyone... Thank you...
[02:21] PK
I won't lose! Let's do this, Uncle Sousuke!
[02:24] SS
Leave it to me!
[02:25] SS
Let's go! Mentai Splash!
[02:29] Monster
Wh-What?!
[02:32] Monster
No way... I can't lose...
[02:39] All
She did it!
[02:40] Maya
Huh?
[02:41] Amao
What's that?
[02:44] Baran
B-Bite-size dumplings?!
[02:47] PK
Everyone! Open your mouths! Nom!
[02:51] PK
Delicious!
[02:53] MN
Nom!
[02:54] MN
So tasty!
[02:56] Amao/Baran
Nom!
[02:57] Baran
It's the perfect size!
[02:59] Cavier
I see. Because it's bite-sized,
you don't get the juices everywhere.
[03:06] Maya
They're easy for women to eat, too!
[03:08] PK
Isn't bite-size great?
[03:14] Tecchan
Oh, it was just a dream...
[03:18] Tecchan
But...
[03:21] Tecchan
everyone looked so happy.
[03:25] Customer 3
Three orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
[03:28] Customer 4
Four over here!
[03:32] Customer 1
They're so easy to eat!
[03:34] Customer 2
They're so small, but so delicious!
[03:39] Tecchan
If everyone's happy,
I don't mind being small!
E12 - It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
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SIGN It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
[00:33] PK
Tomorrow's the big day!
[00:34] Baran
The annual shopping district festival!
[00:37] Maya
I'll have a stall set up,
so make sure to come by.
[00:40] Amao C
I can't wait!
[00:41] MN
You have a lot of responsibility
this year, Pirikarako.
[00:44] PK
Yeah!
[00:45] Maya
Oh, that's right! You're going to be
the lead singer for the festival this year.
[00:50] MN
It's important to end on a high note.
I believe in you!
[00:52] PK
Leave it to me!
SIGN
SIGN Takoyaki
SIGN Ice
SIGN Yakisoba
[01:01] SS
What should we do?
[01:03] Baran
What happened, Pirikarako-chan?
[01:05] Maya
You didn't rehearse. Are you all right?
[01:10] PK
I lost my voice...
[01:11] All
What?!
[01:12] MN
How?!
[01:13] Koharu
You were practicing until
really late last night.
[01:17] Ayu
I get why you'd try so hard, but...
[01:19] Seiko
What are you going to do?
There isn't much time left...
[01:22] Cavier
Honestly! Do you know nothing of moderation?
[01:27] Udon
Well, let's think of something.
How do we fix your voice?
[01:31] Takiko
Maybe you should eat something
to soothe your throat.
[01:34] Kiku
Honey, perhaps?
[01:35] Maya
We can get some from Nokono Island!
[01:38] Cavier
That's pretty far from here...
[01:40] Wataru
I'll go.
[01:42] Maya
Wataru-kun!
[01:43] Wataru
I owe Pirikarako-chan big time!
[01:47] Baran
You're right! It's our turn to help her.
[01:50] PK
Everyone...
[01:54] Baran
So that's Nokono Island...
It looks close, though.
[01:59] Wataru
Unlike Shikano Island, it's a solitary island.
[02:01] Wataru
The ferry only comes once every hour.
[02:05] Gomasaba
I'll go.
[02:07] Amao
Gomasaba-kun!
[02:08] Baran
But Gomasaba-kun can't run...
[02:13] Gomasaba
Here.
[02:14] Baran
What a fast swimmer!
[02:21] Amao A
Baran-kun!
[02:21] Kiku
Leave it to me!
[02:24] Amao B
Kikujiro-san!
[02:30] Mob A
What's up with her?
[02:32] Mob B
Maybe she forgot the lyrics.
[02:34] Mob C
Hey! What are you doing?!
[02:37] SS
Oh, dear.
[02:42] Kiku
I have to hurry...
[02:54] Cavier
It's Nocohachi! Take it!
[02:57] PK
Ah!
[02:58] MN
Whoa! Get it together!
[03:02] Udon
I'm throwing it to you!
[03:09] PK
Oh... Wow! My voice is back, everyone!
[03:14] PK
Thank you!
[03:15] All
Pirikarako-chan!
[03:17] PK
I'll sing with all my heart!
[03:22] PK
Piri Piri! I love spicy things!
[03:27] Maya
Koharu-san... You said she practiced.
[03:31] Koharu
I never said she was any good.
[03:37] PK
The shopping district is a great place!
[03:40] PK
You should all come visit sometime! Piriri!