# Season 1
# E1 - Leave It to Me! Staying Home
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRJ0EM2EY/leave-it-to-me-staying-home)
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***SIGN*** Leave It to Me! Staying Home
**[00:31] N**
*This place is like Hakata,
but it isn't really.*
***SIGN*** Mentaiko
(Pollock Roe)
**[00:35] ---**
*Somewhere in a certain shopping district...*
**[00:37] Koharu**
Pirikarako-chan! Hey, Pirikarako-chan!
**[00:42] PK**
What is it, Grandma Koharu?
**[00:44] Koharu**
I'm going out for a bit,
so can you look after the shop?
**[00:48] PK**
Yup!
**[00:49] Koharu**
If a customer comes,
just tell them I'll be back soon, okay?
**[00:52] PK**
Okay! Be safe!
***SIGN*** Small Dishes
**[01:01] PK**
Come one, come all! It's delicious!
**[01:05] SS**
Yummy mentaiko!
**[01:08] PK**
Yummy mentaiko for sale! Come take a look!
**[01:13] Baran**
Pirikarako-chan!
**[01:14] PK**
Oh, Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
**[01:17] Amao**
Let's play!
**[01:18] Baran**
Staying home and minding the shop?
Can I help?
**[01:21] ---**
That'd be great!
**[01:23] Customer**
I'll take the usual, please.
**[01:26] Amao**
Here!
**[01:28] Customer**
Strawberries?
**[01:29] PK**
Not that, Amao-chan.
**[01:34] ---**
I'm going to sell lots
and make grandma happy!
**[01:40] Caviar**
Try this.
**[01:42] ---**
Mentaiko is peasant food.
**[01:44] ---**
Caviar is far superior and much tastier.
**[01:47] Baran**
Oh, it's Caviar-kun...
**[01:49] Caviar**
My name isn't Caviar!
It's Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
**[01:53] PK**
Okay then, how about a challenge?
**[02:04] PK**
Mentai Splash!
**[02:12] Caviar**
Urgh! How dare you
treat an aristocrat like this?!
**[02:15] SS**
Put a sock in it!
**[02:17] MN**
Why are Tenjin Station
and South Tenjin Station so far apart?
**[02:22] ---**
Honestly...
**[02:25] MN**
Hey! What are you doing, Pirikarako?!
**[02:31] MN**
That's yummy!
**[02:33] PK**
Mentaiko goes great with anything.
**[02:36] ---**
Oh, I know!
**[02:41] PK**
Here, chicken wings!
**[02:47] MN**
That's yummy!
**[02:54] MN**
That's yummy!
**[02:55] Caviar**
How barbaric...
**[02:57] Baran**
Amazing, Pirikarako-chan!
**[02:59] ---**
This'll bring loads of customers!
**[03:01] Amao B**
Oh!
**[03:05] Amao A**
Not sure if it really goes
with strawberries...
**[03:07] PK**
Hurray!
**[03:09] ---**
I'm going to cover everything with mentaiko!
**[03:12] SS**
I'm all fired up, too!
**[03:18] PK**
Huh?
**[03:19] ---**
**[03:21] Baran**
Pirikarako-chan!
**[03:28] Baran**
The tower is all pink now...
**[03:31] PK**
It's a good day and food tastes good!
**[03:34] ---**
Teehee!
**[03:34] ---**
# E2 - Fierce! Ramen War!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJ0M1DY/fierce-ramen-war)
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***SIGN*** Fierce! Ramen War!
***SIGN*** Nagahama Ramen
***SIGN*** Nagahama
**[00:32] PK**
You can never go wrong with tonkotsu ramen!
**[00:36] Baran**
People say it's greasy, but it's
actually a lot lighter than you'd think.
**[00:40] Amao**
Ramen!
**[00:41] Amao**
Firm noodles!
**[00:42] Amao**
Seconds, please!
**[00:44] PK**
If you want them even firmer,
just ask for "harigane," or "wires."
**[00:47] Amao**
What? You can eat wires?
**[00:50] Caviar**
Heh, silly commoners.
**[00:56] Caviar**
I suppose peasant food
is nice from time to time.
**[01:00] Baran**
Caviar-kun...
**[01:02] Caviar**
How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[01:03] Caviar**
My name is Ossetra Sevruga von Beluga!
**[01:05] PK**
Oh? They built another ramen shop there.
***SIGN*** Kurume Ramen
**[01:08] Ayu**
Our shop came first.
**[01:13] PK**
Wow! Who are you, miss?
**[01:15] Ayu**
I'm Ayu.
**[01:17] PK**
You're so pretty!
**[01:18] Ayu**
You there, little boy.
**[01:20] Caviar**
Huh?
**[01:21] Ayu**
Let me give you a taste
of authentic tonkotsu ramen.
**[01:26] Butler**
Young master!
**[01:27] Seiko**
Our ramen tastes better!
***SIGN*** Kurume Ramen
**[01:30] Baran**
I'm Seiko. If you want tonkotsu,
Kurume is the way to go!
**[01:34] MN**
Seriously, what's with all these
crazy drivers in Fukuoka?
**[01:39] MN**
They never signal when they
change lanes! It's dangerous!
**[01:44] MN**
Wh-What's going on here?
**[01:46] Seiko**
First of all, tonkotsu ramen
originated in Kurume.
**[01:50] Seiko**
Why do people keep saying it's from Hakata?
**[01:53] Ayu**
Don't get jealous just
because I'm more popular.
**[01:56] Seiko**
What?! I never said I was, you idiot!
**[02:00] Ayu**
What's up with you, you goodie-two-shoes?!
**[02:02] Seiko**
What did you just say?
**[02:06] Butler**
Allow me to explain.
**[02:08] Butler**
Normally, Kurume ramen has fatter
noodles and a thicker broth,
**[02:13] Butler**
whereas Hakata ramen has thinner
noodles and a lighter broth.
**[02:17] Butler**
Out of consideration for those
who work at the fish market, mind you.
**[02:24] Seiko**
Whatever the case, Kurume is the
way to go for tonkotsu ramen!
**[02:27] Seiko**
Don't lump me with Hakata ramen!
**[02:29] Ayu**
I can't help being more famous!
**[02:33] Baran**
Please stop!
You don't have to fight over this for us!
**[02:37] PK**
You tell 'em, Baran-kun!
**[02:41] Seiko/Ayu**
This is none of your business!
**[02:44] Ayu**
Fine! Then let's see which one
of us this man will choose!
**[02:48] Ayu**
Hey, mister, come have a bite at our place!
**[02:51] MN**
U-Um...
**[02:53] Seiko**
No way! Come over here.
**[02:56] Seiko**
Just look at our signature rich,
thick broth! Give it a try!
**[03:01] MN**
Oh! What a beautiful lady!
**[03:03] Ayu**
Don't cheat on me now!
**[03:08] Seiko**
Our ramen's much tastier!
**[03:11] Ayu**
Come here!
**[03:13] Seiko**
Don't go!
**[03:15] SS**
He's like a drunk old man.
**[03:20] PK**
Hey! Do you want to trade ramens?
**[03:25] PK**
They're both delicious!
**[03:31] Caviar**
For once, we agree on something.
**[03:34] Ayu**
Oh, no! If you don't hurry, the noodles
are going to stretch because they're so thin.
**[03:38] Butler**
I'm afraid we've already got some stretching.
**[03:40] Butler**
I mean, with Old Man Motsunabe...
**[03:42] PK**
Under his nose!
# E3 - Uncle Motsunabe's Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJWKJ56/uncle-motsunabes-love)
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***SIGN*** Uncle Motsunabe's Love
**[00:33] PK**
What happened, Uncle Motsunabe?
**[00:36] Baran**
This is rare. You're usually angry.
**[00:39] MN**
I wish I had wings... I wish I could fly...
**[00:45] PK**
Are you sick?
**[00:47] Maya**
He's lovesick.
**[00:49] Amao**
Lovesick?
**[00:51] PK**
What's lovesick?
**[00:53] Maya**
Apparently it was love at first sight
with the lady at Mizutaki-ya.
**[00:57] MN**
Oh, Takiko-san!
**[01:02] MN**
But she's out of my league.
**[01:05] PK**
Why?
**[01:06] Maya**
Because Mizutaki is more
traditional than Motsunabe.
**[01:09] Maya**
It also has a much classier feel.
**[01:11] Baran**
Does that even matter?
**[01:15] MN**
If I just had any idea
what she was looking for in a man...
**[01:18] PK**
I can ask her for you!
**[01:20] MN**
Really?!
**[01:21] PK**
Sure!
**[01:22] MN**
Can you just make sure she doesn't find out
it's me who wanted to know? Please!
**[01:26] PK**
Leave it to me!
**[01:29] TK**
Oh my, what a cute customer.
**[01:32] PK**
Hey, there's someone who
likes you, Takiko-san!
**[01:35] TK**
Huh?
**[01:36] Baran**
Ah! It's nothing!
**[01:38] Baran**
Why did you do that?!
**[01:41] Amao**
This is hopeless.
**[01:44] PK**
What kind of person do you like, Takiko-san?
**[01:46] TK**
What?
**[01:48] TK**
Someone who's good at cooking, maybe?
**[01:51] MN**
Take this and this and this!
**[01:53] MN**
If it's cooking you want, I'm your man!
**[01:57] MN**
And don't let my looks fool you!
I'm actually pretty strong!
***SIGN*** Mizutaki-ya
**[02:03] PK**
Hey, do you like guys who're strong?
**[02:06] TK**
Yes, very much so.
**[02:09] TK**
I also like it when they
have a wonderful smile.
**[02:14] MN**
It sounds like I might be
the only man suitable for Takiko-san!
**[02:20] PK**
So what are you going to do now?
**[02:22] Maya**
That's right!
**[02:24] Maya**
Nothing's going to happen
if you keep bumming here.
**[02:26] Maya**
If you like her, you should
tell her you like her!
**[02:29] MN**
Well... but...
**[02:32] Maya**
No buts! You're a Kyushu man!
**[02:35] Maya**
Do what you need to do!
***SIGN*** Mizutaki-ya
**[02:38] MN**
T-Takiko-san!
**[02:40] TK**
Mister Motsunabe, right?
Is everything all right?
**[02:44] MN**
Um, no, actually...
**[02:46] MN**
A man must say how he feels
when the time comes!
**[02:51] TK**
Oh?
**[02:52] MN**
If I continue to admire from afar, she'll never
know how I feel! I'll regret not telling her...
**[02:58] KJ**
That man is right.
**[03:00] KJ**
I've been lacking the courage,
**[03:03] KJ**
but now...
**[03:05] KJ**
I've always loved you, Takiko-san.
Please marry me.
**[03:13] Baran/Amao**
What?!
**[03:14] PK**
Wow!
**[03:17] TK**
Yes, I'd love to.
**[03:21] MN**
**[03:25] All**
Yay! Congratulations!
**[03:28] Maya**
What a lovely couple.
**[03:30] Maya**
They say Mizutaki and Shungiku
go great together.
**[03:37] MN**
I wish you both the best...
**[03:39] PK**
Takiko-san is really pretty!
# E4 - Udon of Terror
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR8D09P4R/udon-of-terror)
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***SIGN*** Udon of Terror
**[00:32] Baran**
Please, no more!
**[00:34] Amao**
I'm scared!
**[00:37] PK**
What's going on, Maya-chan?
**[00:39] Maya**
People all around the shopping district
are talking about the Udon of Terror.
**[00:45] PK**
Udon of Terror...?
**[00:47] Maya**
They say it's udon that grows out
of its bowl like a snake!
**[00:51] PK**
Huh?
**[00:52] Baran**
I can't hear you!
**[00:54] Maya**
Then coils around you nice and tight...
**[00:58] Amao**
Stop, stop! No more!
**[01:00] PK**
What? That sounds like fun.
**[01:02] Maya**
Huh?
**[01:04] Baran/Amao**
What?
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
**[01:09] Baran**
I told you I didn't want to do this...
**[01:12] Owner**
Thanks for waitin'!
**[01:17] PK**
This looks perfectly normal and delicious!
**[01:24] PK**
The broth is really good
and it has a mild flavor!
**[01:26] Baran**
Speaking of which, people usually think
Fukuoka locals are always eating ramen,
**[01:31] Baran**
but most of us actually prefer udon.
**[01:33] Amao**
If you're eating it every day,
then of course you do!
**[01:36] PK**
Yeah, yeah!
**[01:39] PK**
Huh? There's more udon than before?
**[01:43] Baran**
There's no way there's...
Whoa, there's more!
**[01:47] Amao**
Same here!
**[01:49] PK**
It must be my imagination.
Well, let's keep eating!
**[01:53] Baran**
Speaking of which,
Fukuoka udon is really soft.
**[01:57] Amao**
That's funny considering how we
like firm noodles in our ramen.
**[02:04] PK**
Piri?!
**[02:06] Baran**
No way!
**[02:08] PK**
This is...
**[02:09] All**
The Udon of Terror!
**[02:15] Udon**
Now you've done it.
**[02:19] PK**
Who are you?
**[02:20] Udon**
I am Udonnosuke.
**[02:23] PK**
Udonnosuke?
**[02:24] Baran**
He's a samurai!
**[02:26] Udon**
If you don't pay attention, Hakata udon
will keep growing as it soaks up broth.
**[02:31] Udon**
Behold! While you were talking,
those noodles have become...
**[02:35] PK**
Piriri! It's like multiplying seaweed!
**[02:38] Baran**
I only looked away for a second!
**[02:40] Udon**
I am here to help!
**[02:42] Udon**
I shall rid you of this small fry!
**[02:48] Udon**
Wh-What?! My sword is ineffective?!
**[02:51] PK**
Sword? Isn't that a rolling pin?
**[02:55] Udon**
I've been a fool!
**[02:59] Baran**
We need to get out of here!
***SIGN*** Udon & Soba
**[03:06] PK**
At this rate, it's going to swallow
the entire shopping district!
**[03:09] Baran**
Save us, Udonnosuke-san!
**[03:12] Udon**
I guess it's come down to this...
**[03:17] Baran**
What?
**[03:18] Udon**
Eat, devour, and consume!
**[03:21] PK**
Everyone, come help!
**[03:25] MN**
Delicious!
**[03:27] Maya**
Its softness is the best part!
**[03:37] PK**
Eating udon with everyone
makes it even yummier!
**[03:40] Udon**
You can say that again.
# E5 - Gomasaba-kun Runs!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6XJK022R/gomasaba-kun-runs)
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***SIGN*** Run! Gomasaba-kun
**[00:31] Koharu**
Gomasaba-kun Runs!
**[00:34] WR Mom**
Of course.
**[00:35] PK**
Are you feeling down, Wataru-kun?
**[00:38] WR**
Yeah, I'm a bit worried...
**[00:40] WR Mom**
The sports festival is next week.
**[00:43] WR**
We're having a class relay race, but our
anchor leg runner, Kimura-kun, got hurt.
**[00:48] Koharu**
My goodness! I hope you find
a replacement soon.
**[00:51] PK**
I know! I'll help you look for one!
**[00:54] WR**
Really?! Thank you, Pirikarako-chan!
***SIGN*** Mentaiko
**[00:59] Amao**
What are you reading?
**[01:00] Baran**
The paper.
**[01:01] Maya**
Come to think of it,
I heard there's someone who's really fast.
**[01:05] PK**
Really?!
**[01:06] Maya**
Gomasaba-kun.
**[01:07] PK**
Gomasaba-kun?
**[01:09] Maya**
I think he's usually at the fish market.
**[01:12] PK**
Thank you! Come help me out,
Baran-kun and Amao-chan!
**[01:15] Amao**
Huh?
**[01:15] Baran**
Wh-What?
**[01:18] Amao**
Wait for us!
**[01:24] Man**
Gomasaba-kun, huh?
**[01:27] Man**
I asked him to run some errands,
so he isn't here right now.
**[01:32] PK**
Where did he go?
**[01:33] Man**
The sushi restaurant.
**[01:34] Baran**
What?!
**[01:40] Baran**
The sushi restaurant is pretty far...
**[01:44] PK**
Less talking, more running!
**[01:46] Man**
Gomasaba-kun? He isn't here yet.
**[01:49] PK**
What?!
**[01:50] Man**
Maybe he's taking a detour.
**[01:52] Amao**
I'm tired!
**[01:53] Baran**
What are you going to do, Pirikarako-chan?
**[01:55] PK**
I'm gonna go look for him!
I promised Wataru-kun!
**[02:06] PK**
Aw, where did he go?!
**[02:08] Baran**
We keep missing him.
He really does go fast!
**[02:19] PK**
Is that you, Gomasaba-kun?
**[02:22] GS**
It... sure... is.
**[02:25] Amao**
What are you doing?
**[02:27] GS**
I'm... running... some... errands.
**[02:30] PK**
So slow!
**[02:31] Baran**
So we were just outrunning him
all this time without knowing?
**[02:35] Cavier**
I heard from Maya-san.
**[02:37] Amao**
Caviar-kun?
**[02:39] Cavier**
Here. Try some of this.
**[02:41] Cavier**
It's sesame mackerel.
**[02:42] Butler**
This is mackerel sashimi dipped
in ground sesame sauce.
**[02:46] Baran**
I see. I thought gomasaba
was some kind of fish...
**[02:53] PK**
Yummy!
**[02:55] Baran**
Is it safe to eat raw mackerel?
**[02:57] Cavier**
That's right. Because they spoil so easily,
**[03:00] Cavier**
they're a specialty in Fukuoka
where you can get them fresh.
**[03:03] Butler**
Mackerels go pretty fast, you see.
**[03:06] Baran**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[03:09] Butler**
We say fish that spoils quickly "goes fast."
**[03:13] PK**
Piriri?!
**[03:14] SS**
Ah, so that's what they meant...
**[03:21] PK**
So slow!
**[03:23] Baran**
There's no way he can run the anchor leg.
**[03:26] PK**
I did all that running for nothing!
**[03:29] ---**
Unfortunate...
**[03:30] Baran**
Hey, why don't you just run
the anchor leg, Pirikarako-chan?
**[03:35] ---**
Piri!
**[03:38] WR**
Thank you, Pirikarako-chan!
**[03:40] PK**
You're welcome! Piri!
# E6 - Amao-kun's Hometown
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5M5E1R/amao-kuns-hometown)
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***SIGN*** Amao Farm
***SIGN*** Amao-kun's Hometown
**[00:31] Baran**
So this is Amao-kun's hometown...
**[00:34] PK**
Wow, it's huge! Are these all strawberries?!
**[00:38] Amao**
Sure are.
**[00:39] Amao**
Oh! King Amao!
**[00:42] King**
Well, look who it is!
Jiromaru, Goromaru, and Hachiromaru!
**[00:46] King**
Long time no see.
**[00:47] King**
And welcome, new friends.
Please enjoy your stay here.
**[00:52] PK**
We will! Thank you!
**[00:56] PK**
Woohoo! Strawberry picking is so much fun!
**[01:00] SS**
Those look delicious.
**[01:01] Baran**
By the way... You guys are siblings,
but your names are all over the place, Amao-kun.
**[01:06] Baran**
Jiromaru, Goromaru, Hachiromaru...
***SIGN*** Jiromaru (2)
***SIGN*** Goromaru (5)
***SIGN*** Hachiromaru (8)
**[01:10] Baran**
Where are Saburomaru (3),
Shiromaru (4), and the others?
**[01:14] Amao**
Well, they're...
**[01:15] Amao**
Some were used for making jam,
soft serve, and daifuku.
**[01:21] Baran**
Oh, I see...
**[01:23] SS**
We asked an insensitive question...
**[01:26] PK**
Oh, there's someone over there, too!
**[01:28] SS**
Oh, that's... the caviar boy.
**[01:32] PK**
You came to pick strawberries, too?!
**[01:35] Cavier**
I-I just happened to be passing by! That's all!
**[01:38] Cavier**
And don't make me repeat myself!
My name is Ossetra Sevruga—
**[01:41] PK**
Then let's compete to see
who can pick the most!
**[01:44] Cavier**
How did it come to that?
**[01:46] King**
Now let the strawberry
picking challenge begin!
**[02:06] PK**
We picked quite a bit...
**[02:08] SS**
You guys picked too much!
**[02:10] Cavier**
I definitely picked more than you!
**[02:12] Baran**
Does it even matter anymore?
**[02:14] Baran**
Hang on... Where's Amao-kun?
**[02:18] PK**
Oh, you're right! Where did they go?
**[02:22] Cavier**
Don't tell me...
**[02:24] Baran**
Are they somewhere in these piles?!
**[02:33] PK**
All right, let's go home!
**[02:34] Baran**
That's not Amao-kun!
**[02:37] PK**
What? Aren't they the same?
**[02:39] PK**
They're all sweet and delicious
Amao strawberries!
**[02:41] Baran**
No! Those three are my
irreplaceable friends!
**[02:48] Baran**
*Wait for me!*
**[02:50] Amao**
*Catch us if you can!*
**[02:53] Baran**
Hang in there! I'll find you guys right now!
**[02:56] Baran**
Amao-kun! Where did you go?
**[02:59] Butler**
We should look for them, too.
**[03:01] Cavier**
Yeah.
**[03:03] SS**
Come on, get to it!
**[03:05] PK**
Yeah!
**[03:06] PK/Cavier**
Amao-kun!
**[03:06] PK/Cavier**
Amao-chan!
**[03:08] Butler**
Where are you?!
**[03:10] Baran**
Amao-kun!
**[03:13] Amao**
We're over here!
**[03:17] Baran**
Amao-kun!
**[03:19] Amao**
Sorry for making you worry.
**[03:21] Baran**
I'm so glad! I'm so, so glad!
**[03:32] Maya**
Hey, Pirikarako-chan.
**[03:34] PK**
What is it?
**[03:37] Maya**
Amao-kun... One of them a little different.
**[03:40] PK**
Really? You're probably imagining it.
**[03:43] PK**
Piri!
# E7 - The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYVDJG7DY/the-rumored-food-stall-urameshiya)
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***SIGN*** The Rumored Food Stall: Urameshiya
**[00:36] PK**
Piri!
**[00:38] Baran**
Jeez, don't scare us like that!
**[00:41] PK**
Maya-chan, are you really sure
there's a food stall here?
**[00:45] Baran**
I only tagged along because you said
there'd be amazingly delicious yakitori.
**[00:49] Maya**
Don't doubt my information sources!
**[00:52] Maya**
Hey, look!
**[00:55] PK**
"Urameshiya"?
**[00:57] Baran**
No! This is too scary!
**[00:59] Amao**
We want to go back to the farm...
**[01:02] PK**
Uncle Motsunabe!
**[01:05] MN**
I heard the rumors, too.
**[01:08] MN**
Here, come take a seat.
**[01:10] Baran**
Let's see... What should I get?
**[01:12] MN**
When at a yakitori joint,
you gotta get ribs.
**[01:15] Baran**
What? But wouldn't that be pork?
**[01:18] MN**
It's a Hakata standard.
**[01:20] MN**
There aren't any yakitori joints
that don't have ribs.
***SIGN*** Urameshiya
**[01:23] Owner**
My apologies, but this is all we serve.
**[01:28] ---**
Here you are.
**[01:29] PK**
Whoa, what's this?!
**[01:31] Baran**
It's all twisty!
**[01:33] Owner**
Chicken skin, a Hakata specialty.
**[01:35] PK**
Wow, so this is chicken skin!
**[01:37] Maya**
Interesting that they twist them around
the skewer instead of just skewering them.
**[01:42] PK**
I'm digging in!
**[01:45] All**
Yum!
**[01:46] PK**
It's so crispy and fragrant!
**[01:48] Amao**
The sauce is soaked in, too!
**[01:50] Maya**
I usually dislike the gummy
texture of chicken skin,
**[01:54] Maya**
but I could eat this all day!
**[01:57] Owner**
I'm pleased you're all enjoying it.
**[02:00] Baran**
H-He's twisted!
**[02:02] PK**
You're in a spiral!
**[02:04] Owner**
Once you've twisted the
skins around the skewers,
**[02:06] Owner**
grill them and then let them rest.
Repeat that for six days.
**[02:10] Maya**
Six days?
**[02:12] Maya**
That must be how you get rid of the oil
**[02:14] Maya**
so it comes out crispy on the outside
and chewy on the inside!
**[02:18] PK**
Sounds like a lot of work!
**[02:21] Owner**
As long as I get to see
my customers smile, it's nothing.
**[02:26] ---**
So good!
**[02:29] Maya**
Well, we should get the check and...
**[02:31] Owner**
Oh, we don't accept payment.
**[02:33] All**
What?
**[02:34] Owner**
Instead...
**[02:41] PK**
That chicken skin yesterday
sure was good, Maya-chan!
**[02:44] PK**
Hey, wait... What happened to your hair?
**[02:46] Maya**
I'd like to know!
**[02:47] Maya**
It was all twisted when
I woke up this morning.
**[02:50] Maya**
More importantly, Pirikarako-chan,
Sousuke-san is...
**[02:52] PK**
What?
**[02:53] ---**
Twisty, twisty...
**[02:55] Maya**
He's all twisted!
**[02:56] PK**
Piriri?!
**[02:56] SS**
What's happening?!
**[02:58] Baran**
Big trouble, Pirikarako-chan!
**[03:01] PK**
Not you, too, Baran-kun!
**[03:02] Cavier**
What's all the ruckus about?
**[03:06] Amao**
We're all twisted!
**[03:09] PK**
What's happening?!
**[03:10] Maya**
Oh! I remember now...
**[03:12] (Flashback) Owner**
We don't accept payment.
Instead, you just have to get twisted!
**[03:19] All**
No!
**[03:21] MN**
Good day, everyone. How are you all doing?
**[03:28] PK**
Uncle Motsunabe...
**[03:29] Baran**
Has cleaned up his act?
**[03:31] Maya**
Maybe his personality was already so twisted
that he actually became *untwisted*.
**[03:36] MN**
What a lovely day!
**[03:38] MN**
I swear, every day is just a blessing!
**[03:42] PK**
Ew!
# E8 - Haikara-san Is Coming Through
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR3KNEGZR/haikara-san-is-coming-through)
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***SIGN*** Haikara-san Is Coming Through
**[00:38] MN**
I see. So this is the steamed bun
known as the Hakata Diamond...
**[00:43] Butler**
Yes, it's the Hakata Torimon.
**[00:46] Butler**
They mixed Western ingredients into
a traditional Japanese snack.
**[00:49] Butler**
It's known for its rich white
bean filling and smooth dough.
**[00:54] Butler**
Because of its pure beauty,
it has been a target for many...
***SIGN*** We will have the torimon.
-The Modern Phantom Thieves
***SIGN*** "We will have the torimon. Signed, the Modern Phantom Thieves."
**[01:03] MN**
So this is the band of thieves everyone's
been talking about lately...
**[01:07] Butler**
Please protect our treasure, inspector!
**[01:11] PK**
Leave it to me!
**[01:15] MN**
Who are you?
**[01:17] PK**
Now that I, the Great Detective Pirikara-san,
am here, you can rest easy!
**[01:21] PK**
I'll never let those thieves have the treasure!
**[01:25] MN**
Did you call her?
**[01:26] Butler**
No.
**[01:27] PK**
I'll now tell you how to stop the thieves.
**[01:30] PK**
They won't be able to get
anywhere close to this museum!
**[01:34] Butler**
Do you mean it?!
**[01:35] SS**
Oh, we mean it.
**[01:37] PK**
First...
**[01:38] PK**
We confuse them by using a fake sign!
***SIGN*** MuSeUm
tHiS wAy
***SIGN*** MuSeUm
tHiS wAy
**[01:42] (Flashback) Sign**
Sneak, sneak, sneak...
***SIGN*** Thieves
**[01:42] (Flashback) Thief**
To the right!
***SIGN*** MuSeUm
tHiS wAy
***SIGN*** Museum
this way
**[01:46] MN**
There's no way they don't know where the museum
is if they already sent us a message!
**[01:50] PK**
In the event that doesn't work,
**[01:52] PK**
I'll pretend to be a grandma
and fall over on the streets.
**[01:55] PK**
I'm sure they'll come to my aid
and forget all about the heist.
**[01:59] Butler**
I doubt they'll be distracted by that...
**[02:02] MN**
Is this detective in her right mind?
**[02:06] Cavier**
It's not wise to rely on that inept detective!
**[02:11] MN**
Another one showed up.
**[02:13] Cavier**
I am the Great Detective Caviar.
**[02:15] Cavier**
With my family's vast assets, I have
installed maximum security measures.
**[02:19] Cavier**
Feast your eyes on this!
**[02:23] Cavier**
Not even a bomb could scratch
the superalloy these are made out of!
**[02:30] Cavier**
What?! Not so fast!
**[02:33] Cavier**
The hallway is outfitted with lasers that
will melt anything that touches them!
**[02:37] Cavier**
It's impossible to get through!
**[02:44] Cavier**
What?!
**[02:46] PK**
You may be rich, but you're useless.
**[02:48] Cavier**
*Someone*'s not being any help either.
**[02:51] PK**
Goodness gracious...
**[02:52] Cavier**
I'm talking about you!
**[02:53] All**
**[02:57] Cavier**
You're the...
**[02:59] Maya**
I'm the ringleader of the thieves, Maya.
**[03:01] Maya**
As promised, we've come
to take the Hakata Torimon!
**[03:06] Maya**
What? What's happening?
**[03:11] Maya**
It was just here!
**[03:13] PK**
I told you... I always keep my word.
**[03:19] PK**
You thieves will never
get your hands on the Torimon.
**[03:22] PK**
Why, you ask?
**[03:24] PK**
Because I'm going to eat it myself!
**[03:28] All**
Hey!
**[03:40] PK**
As expected, the Torimon is delicious!
# E9 - Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRNVG5MQ6/enjoy-the-breeze-shiraito-falls)
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***SIGN*** Shopping District
***SIGN*** Enjoy the Breeze! Shiraito Falls
***SIGN*** Futamigaura Beach
**[00:31] PK**
Going on a road trip with
everyone is so exciting!
**[00:33] Maya**
All right, we've made it
to the Itoshima Peninsula!
**[00:35] Baron**
It's just a quick trip by car!
**[00:40] Maya**
Futamigaura's rock couple!
**[00:42] Maya**
Itoshima photos just always look
so good on Instagram!
**[00:47] Maya**
Meat and fish, fruits and vegetables...
It's all so fresh and delicious!
***SIGN*** Itoshima is the best!
**[00:55] Maya**
But we've saved the best for last...
**[00:59] Maya**
Ta-dah! Shiraito Falls!
**[01:02] PK**
Wow! It's huge!
**[01:04] Baran**
It feels so nice and breezy!
**[01:08] Maya**
I'm already getting so many likes!
**[01:15] Hermit**
Do you want to be that popular?
**[01:18] PK**
Piri?! Who are you?!
**[01:19] Hermit**
I'm the Shiraito hermit of Shiraito Falls.
**[01:22] Baran**
The Shiraito hermit?
**[01:24] SS**
Sounds suspicious.
**[01:26] Hermit**
Seems like you don't believe me.
**[01:28] Hermit**
You can't talk about Shiraito Falls...
**[01:33] Hermit**
without... nagashi somen!
**[01:38] Amao**
Isn't that a water slide?
**[01:40] Maya**
Don't you think this hermit is sketchy?
**[01:43] Hermit**
What are you talking about?
We've got a 4.7 rating on Tabilog!
***SIGN*** Tabilog Shiraito Slider
**[01:47] Maya**
Then it must be legit!
**[01:49] Baran**
Seriously?
**[01:50] PK**
Something came flowing down!
**[01:56] Old man**
Charge!
**[02:00] Baran**
What is this...?
**[02:04] Hermit**
Looks fun, doesn't it?
**[02:05] Amao**
We're scared!
**[02:06] Maya**
But we do want to have some somen noodles...
**[02:09] PK**
I wanna try the slide!
**[02:12] Hermit**
You seem to get it!
All right, here you go!
**[02:21] PK**
Awesome!
**[02:22] SS**
I hate this!
**[02:23] Maya**
This guy really is weird.
**[02:26] Hermit**
You're up next, lady.
**[02:28] Maya**
What? No, I'm good.
**[02:29] Hermit**
Come on! It'll be fun.
**[02:31] Maya**
Wha— W-Wait!
**[02:33] Real Hermit**
Stop right there.
**[02:34] Baran**
Whoa, someone just appeared on high!
**[02:36] Real Hermit**
I'm the real Shiraito hermit. Begone!
**[02:44] Real Hermit**
You crossed the line
pretending to be me, Shirataki boy.
**[02:48] Baran**
Shirataki? That stuff they put in oden?
**[02:51] Shirataki**
Tch! I just thought I could
make this place more popular!
**[02:56] Maya**
I was completely fooled.
**[02:59] Shirataki**
I'm gonna make like the falls and flow away!
**[03:03] Amao**
He's gone...
**[03:07] PK**
That was fun.
**[03:09] SS**
No more for me...
**[03:12] Real Hermit**
Don't think everything you see
on the internet is real!
**[03:15] Maya**
Teehee!
**[03:16] Real Hermit**
Now then, let me show you guys
what real nagashi somen is about!
**[03:22] PK**
Whoa, I've been waiting for this!
**[03:25] Real Hermit**
Here it comes.
**[03:29] All**
Thank you for the food!
**[03:32] Baran**
This is...
**[03:37] PK**
It's shirataki.
***SIGN*** To be continued
# E10 - The Mucchan Manju Contest
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJKZP26/the-mucchan-manju-contest)
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***SIGN*** The Mucchan Manju Contest
***SIGN*** Original
Mucchan Manju Contest
**[00:34] Robert**
The Mucchan Manju contest will now begin!
**[00:38] Robert**
I, Baba, a comedian chef from the comedy group
Robert, will be your emcee today.
**[00:43] Robert**
Mucchan Manju is Fukuoka soul food.
**[00:47] Robert**
Their most popular flavor
is none other than ham and egg!
**[00:50] Robert**
But today's contestants will be
trying out their own ingredients!
**[00:55] Robert**
The winner's manju will be
**[00:58] Robert**
released as Mucchan Manju's newest flavor!
**[01:00] All**
**[01:01] Robert**
Now, let me introduce our judge.
**[01:05] Robert**
Please welcome Mudskipper Mucchan!
**[01:11] Mucchan**
H-Hello.
**[01:13] Robert**
Why use a mudskipper instead of a taiyaki?
**[01:17] Mucchan**
Because the shop wanted people to learn
about the mudskippers of the Ariake Sea.
**[01:25] Robert**
I see. What a wonderful story.
**[01:27] Robert**
Best of luck to everyone in this contest!
**[01:31] PK**
All right! I'm gonna give it my all!
**[01:33] Cavier**
Hmph! Of course I'm going to win.
**[01:35] MN**
I won't be beat!
**[01:40] Robert**
Pirikarako-chan is of course going with mentai—
**[01:42] PK**
They're mulukhiyah flavor!
**[01:44] Robert**
Hey, now... You're a mentaiko fairy.
**[01:47] PK**
Oh, you're right.
**[01:48] PK**
Then it'll be a mix of mentaiko and mulukhiyah!
**[01:53] PK**
Mentaiko goes with everything!
**[01:56] Robert**
L-Let's move on...
**[01:58] Mucchan**
Yeah.
**[02:01] Robert**
Is Caviar-kun going with caviar?
How extravagant.
**[02:05] Cavier**
Hmph. Too bad it'll be wasted on a commoner.
**[02:08] Butler**
Young master, irregardless of taste, the price...
**[02:11] Mucchan**
It's going to cost 100,000 yen to buy one.
**[02:13] MN**
My motsunabe-flavored
Mucchan Manju is complete!
**[02:18] Robert**
The leeks are poking out.
**[02:20] Mucchan**
You overstuffed it.
**[02:21] Takiko**
We went with a mizutaki flavor.
**[02:24] MN**
T-Takiko-san!
**[02:25] Kiku**
The secret ingredient is crown daisy!
**[02:27] Takiko**
It sure is.
**[02:29] MN**
Curse you!
**[02:30] Ayu**
We're doing a tonkotsu flavor!
**[02:32] Seiko**
No fighting today!
We're gonna win this together!
**[02:35] Ayu/Seiko**
Right?
**[02:36] Robert**
And what are you making over here?
**[02:39] Maya**
I'm going to compete with
something sweet—Amao strawberries!
**[02:43] Maya**
Mucchan's dough has a little sugar in it,
so it's great for desserts, too.
**[02:48] Mucchan**
She did her research.
**[02:51] Mucchan**
Everyone looks like they're having fun.
But when the results are announced...
**[02:56] PK**
*No! I lost!*
**[03:00] Cavier**
*Is the judge blind?! What a joke!*
**[03:05] MN**
*This was rigged! Rigged, I tell you!*
**[03:08] Mucchan**
If anyone gets upset or angry because of me...
**[03:11] Mucchan**
I don't want that!
**[03:14] Robert**
It's now time to announce the winner!
**[03:17] Robert**
Huh? Where is Mucchan?
**[03:19] Baran**
He disappeared a while ago...
**[03:22] Cavier**
Jeez. Then what's going
to happen to the contest?
**[03:29] Mucchan**
*I hope they don't find me...*
**[03:31] Maya**
What about the results?
**[03:34] PK**
Why don't we say we all won?
**[03:37] All**
What?!
**[03:39] PK**
Make sure you try Mucchan Manju's
new mentai-mulukhiyah flavor! Piri!
# E11 - Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR4PKW8EY/revenge-of-the-bite-size-dumpling)
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***SIGN*** Revenge of the Bite-Size Dumpling
**[00:37] Monster**
Everyone is so tiny!
**[00:40] Baran**
At this rate, the shopping district is...
**[00:42] Amao**
Someone, help!
**[00:44] PK**
Stop right there!
***SIGN*** Pi
**[00:49] PK**
We will protect the city!
**[00:53] SS**
Come at us!
**[00:55] Monster**
What?!
**[00:56] Monster**
Take this! Garlic Beam!
**[01:00] PK**
Oh, no! The garlic is making my eyes tear up!
**[01:03] SS**
It's so strong!
**[01:08] Monster**
I'm not small!
**[01:10] Monster**
I refuse to ever stand for that again!
**[01:15] Tecchan**
* We bite-size dumplings are folded*
* by hand every day...*
**[01:21] (Flashback) Customer 1**
Two orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
**[01:24] (Flashback) Customer 2**
Three for me!
**[01:26] Tecchan**
*And cooked in iron skillet.*
**[01:32] (Flashback) Customer 1**
Wow, they really are bite-size.
**[01:35] (Flashback) Customer 2**
So small!
**[01:36] (Flashback) Others**
They're tiny!
**[01:38] Tecchan**
* Day in and day out, the customers*
* won't stop calling us little...*
**[01:44] (Flashback) Tecchan**
I'm sick of it!
**[01:46] (Flashback) Tecchan**
I am not small!
**[01:54] Monster**
I won't let anyone call me bite-size anymore!
**[01:57] Monster**
How's this?! I'm gonna keep growing!
**[02:02] PK**
At this rate, we're going to lose!
**[02:04] MN**
Hey!
**[02:06] MN**
Pirikarako! What are you doing?!
**[02:09] Cavier**
That's not your true strength.
**[02:12] Cavier**
It's time to get serious.
**[02:14] Baran/Maya/Amao**
You can do it, Pirikarako-chan!
**[02:17] PK**
Everyone... Thank you...
**[02:21] PK**
I won't lose! Let's do this, Uncle Sousuke!
**[02:24] SS**
Leave it to me!
**[02:25] SS**
Let's go! Mentai Splash!
**[02:29] Monster**
Wh-What?!
**[02:32] Monster**
No way... I can't lose...
**[02:39] All**
She did it!
**[02:40] Maya**
Huh?
**[02:41] Amao**
What's that?
**[02:44] Baran**
B-Bite-size dumplings?!
**[02:47] PK**
Everyone! Open your mouths! Nom!
**[02:51] PK**
Delicious!
**[02:53] MN**
Nom!
**[02:54] MN**
So tasty!
**[02:56] Amao/Baran**
Nom!
**[02:57] Baran**
It's the perfect size!
**[02:59] Cavier**
I see. Because it's bite-sized,
you don't get the juices everywhere.
**[03:06] Maya**
They're easy for women to eat, too!
**[03:08] PK**
Isn't bite-size great?
**[03:14] Tecchan**
Oh, it was just a dream...
**[03:18] Tecchan**
But...
**[03:21] Tecchan**
everyone looked so happy.
**[03:25] Customer 3**
Three orders of bite-size dumplings, please!
**[03:28] Customer 4**
Four over here!
**[03:32] Customer 1**
They're so easy to eat!
**[03:34] Customer 2**
They're so small, but so delicious!
**[03:39] Tecchan**
* If everyone's happy,*
* I don't mind being small!*
# E12 - It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QW7EQZ6/its-a-festival-everyone-assemble)
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***SIGN*** It's a Festival! Everyone Assemble
**[00:33] PK**
Tomorrow's the big day!
**[00:34] Baran**
The annual shopping district festival!
**[00:37] Maya**
I'll have a stall set up,
so make sure to come by.
**[00:40] Amao C**
I can't wait!
**[00:41] MN**
You have a lot of responsibility
this year, Pirikarako.
**[00:44] PK**
Yeah!
**[00:45] Maya**
Oh, that's right! You're going to be
the lead singer for the festival this year.
**[00:50] MN**
It's important to end on a high note.
I believe in you!
**[00:52] PK**
Leave it to me!
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** Takoyaki
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[01:01] SS**
What should we do?
**[01:03] Baran**
What happened, Pirikarako-chan?
**[01:05] Maya**
You didn't rehearse. Are you all right?
**[01:10] PK**
I lost my voice...
**[01:11] All**
What?!
**[01:12] MN**
How?!
**[01:13] Koharu**
You were practicing until
really late last night.
**[01:17] Ayu**
I get why you'd try so hard, but...
**[01:19] Seiko**
What are you going to do?
There isn't much time left...
**[01:22] Cavier**
Honestly! Do you know nothing of moderation?
**[01:27] Udon**
Well, let's think of something.
How do we fix your voice?
**[01:31] Takiko**
Maybe you should eat something
to soothe your throat.
**[01:34] Kiku**
Honey, perhaps?
**[01:35] Maya**
We can get some from Nokono Island!
**[01:38] Cavier**
That's pretty far from here...
**[01:40] Wataru**
I'll go.
**[01:42] Maya**
Wataru-kun!
**[01:43] Wataru**
I owe Pirikarako-chan big time!
**[01:47] Baran**
You're right! It's our turn to help her.
**[01:50] PK**
Everyone...
**[01:54] Baran**
So that's Nokono Island...
It looks close, though.
**[01:59] Wataru**
Unlike Shikano Island, it's a solitary island.
**[02:01] Wataru**
The ferry only comes once every hour.
**[02:05] Gomasaba**
I'll go.
**[02:07] Amao**
Gomasaba-kun!
**[02:08] Baran**
But Gomasaba-kun can't run...
**[02:13] Gomasaba**
Here.
**[02:14] Baran**
What a fast swimmer!
**[02:21] Amao A**
Baran-kun!
**[02:21] Kiku**
Leave it to me!
**[02:24] Amao B**
Kikujiro-san!
**[02:30] Mob A**
What's up with her?
**[02:32] Mob B**
Maybe she forgot the lyrics.
**[02:34] Mob C**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[02:37] SS**
Oh, dear.
**[02:42] Kiku**
I have to hurry...
**[02:54] Cavier**
It's Nocohachi! Take it!
**[02:57] PK**
Ah!
**[02:58] MN**
Whoa! Get it together!
**[03:02] Udon**
I'm throwing it to you!
**[03:09] PK**
Oh... Wow! My voice is back, everyone!
**[03:14] PK**
Thank you!
**[03:15] All**
Pirikarako-chan!
**[03:17] PK**
I'll sing with all my heart!
**[03:22] PK**
Piri Piri! I love spicy things!
**[03:27] Maya**
Koharu-san... You said she practiced.
**[03:31] Koharu**
I never said she was any good.
**[03:37] PK**
The shopping district is a great place!
**[03:40] PK**
You should all come visit sometime! Piriri!