E2 - VS Failing Marks Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Class 1-1 [00:02] Teach     Takagi! [00:03] Takagi     Yes, ma'am. [00:05] Teach     Work harder. [00:06] Hinata     We somehow got this far without failing. [00:10] Teach     Tsuruta. [00:10] Hinata     Even in modern lit,     which I feared the most... [00:11] Tsuruta     Yes, ma'am. [00:12] Hinata     I got a 42. [00:13] Teach     Terasaki. [00:13] Hinata     I needed a 40 to pass     and I barely made it. [00:14] Terasaki     Yes, ma'am. [00:17] Hinata     This is my last one. If I can     just get through English... [00:20] Teach     Hinata... [00:20] Hinata     I can go to the Tokyo training— [00:21] Teach     Hinata! [00:23] Hinata     Y-Yesh?! [00:24] Teach     Come get your test already! [00:31] Hina     It's so far... The teacher's desk is so far away. [00:39] Teach     Hinata... You're supposed to go to a volleyball      training camp this weekend, aren't you? [00:44] Hina     Y-Y-Yes, ma'am. We're supposed to go     for two days and one night. [00:49] Teach     I see. I'm rooting for you. [00:54] Teach     Do your best, Hinata. [00:56] ---     Ma'am! [00:58] Teach     In your supplementary classes, that is. [01:10] Hina     It's over... I'm not going to Tokyo. [01:14] Hina     Kageyama! [01:16] Hina     Hey... How'd your exams go? [01:21] Hina     Don't ignore me, Kageyama! How'd— [01:26] Hina     Et tu, Kageyama? SIGN    Haikyu!! SIGN    Second Season SIGN    — VS "Failing Marks" — [01:39] Guy     Let's go to the student store! [01:40] Guy 2     If we don't hurry,     they'll be out of yakisoba bread! [01:44] Yachi     They're right... They're right! [01:49] Tsuki     So you both failed and have     to take supplementary classes. [01:52] Yachi     This isn't funny! They studied so hard! [01:56] Tsuki     Looks like you're just gonna have     to beg the vice principal now! [02:00] Tsuki     Not that it would work. [02:01] Yama     Well, maybe next... [02:04] Yama     Huh? [02:05] Yama     Where'd they go? [02:08] Vp     You shouldn't be running     through the hallways. [02:11] Vp     Don't do it again. [02:13] Both     We're very sorry, sir. [02:17] Both     Vice Principal! [02:22] Both     Vice Principal! [02:23] Vp     What are you—     What do you think you're doing? [02:27] Hina     We want to go spring tournament! [02:29] Kageyama     Please! [02:30] Vp     You want to spring to the what now? [02:33] Vp     You're... [02:38] Vp     You're those first-years      from the volleyball team. [02:44] Vp     What could you possibly want from me? [02:46] Hina     We failed some of our tests. [02:49] Hina     The supplementary exams are the     same weekend as our training camp! [02:51] Kageyama     We're hoping we can be     exempt from those exams! [02:53] Hina     Please! [02:57] Vp     Listen here. I won't say that     your team isn't important, [03:01] Vp     but your studies still come first. [03:05] Vp     I'm not going to allow you to be exempt      from them, of course. [03:11] Hina     Maybe... give us some wiggle room? [03:13] Vp     W-Wig?! [03:16] Hina     We just need a little wiggle room!      Until next week! [03:18] Kage     Oh, right. Wiggle room! [03:21] Hina     So can we have that wiggle room? [03:22] Kage     A little wiggle room shouldn't hurt! [03:24] Vp     Stop saying "wig"! [03:27] Vp     Ninety. [03:31] Vp     I believe you needed to get an 80 or     better on these supplementary exams, [03:34] Vp     but I'll make an exception for     just you two. You'll need 90. [03:38] Vp     And you can forget about your wiggle...     You'll be taking them this weekend! [03:45] Hina     Vice Principal! [03:46] Kage     What's that supposed to mean?! [03:48] Hina     I've never gotten a 90 in my life! [03:52] Kage     I've never even gotten an 80! [03:54] Kage     Please let us off the hook! [03:56] Vp     Hey! Calm down! Hey! [03:59] Sawa     Hey! What are you two doing?! [04:01] Vp     S-Sawamura-kun! Do something     about these two— [04:50] Vp     May I have a word with you, Sawamura-kun? [04:53] Sawa     Yes, sir. [04:54] Vp     You there. [04:57] Vp     You, too. [04:59] Girl     Yes, sir. [05:01] Sawa     Listen up, you two. [05:04] Sawa     You saw nothing today. [05:07] Sawa     Nothing happened today. [05:09] Sawa     Nothing fell. [05:11] Both     Right. [05:13] Kage     This is all your fault because you     kept saying "wiggle room," dumbass! [05:16] Hina     And you kept repeating it,     so now we have to get 90s! [05:21] Suga     Hey, stop it, you two!     If you don't stop, Daiichi will— [05:21] Kage     Oh, you're saying it's my fault? [05:23] Hina     Yeah, it is! [05:23] Kage     You're the one who started it! [05:27] Sawa     Shut up... [05:28] Sawa     and get your answer sheets out. [05:31] Both     Yes, sir. SIGN    Hinata Shoyo SIGN    Kageyama Tobio [05:34] Suga     Well, don't be too discouraged. [05:37] Suga     This won't be the only     time we have away games... [05:38] Kage     How are we gonna get to Tokyo? [05:40] Kage     Should we run? [05:41] Hina     Nah, we need bikes. [05:43] Suga     They're totally planning on going! [05:46] Tana     Hey, you two. [05:49] Tana     If you've only got one exam     to take, there's still hope. [05:52] Hina     R-Really?! [05:54] Kage     Senpai! [05:55] Tana     Listen up. [05:56] Tana     Supplementary exams at our school     mean retaking the exam you failed [06:00] ---     as many times as it takes      until you get a passing grade. [06:07] Tana     But! [06:08] Tana     If you can pass the exam the first time     around, you'll be done in the morning. [06:13] Tana     Which means... We'll be able to     meet up Saturday night in Tokyo. [06:18] Suga     But how are they gonna get to Tokyo? [06:21] Suga     We'll be using the bus, and it's not like     they can afford to get there on their own. [06:24] Hina     Th-Th-Th-That's right! How are we... [06:28] Tana     Fear not! If you're able to pass     your tests on the first try... [06:34] Tana     After that, I'll call your savior. SIGN    Sakanoshita Shop SIGN    Hinata Shoyo SIGN    Kageyama Tobio [06:40] Enn     Seriously... [06:42] Enn     How are you doing worse now     than on your original tests? SIGN    Path of sincerity [06:46] Kage     After the test... All the stuff     we memorized left our heads. SIGN    Smart and strong SIGN    Discipline [06:50] Hina     We basically shoved all that information     into our brains for the test. SIGN    Care and diligence bring luck SIGN    He that sows good seed shall reap good corn [06:53] Hina     It all just kept falling out of our ears after. SIGN    Come back to life SIGN    Hard work leads to success [06:56] Yachi     Okay! SIGN    Move mountains, make waves SIGN    Quiet [06:58] Yachi     This must be why I took     college prep courses! [07:03] Yachi     I'll train Hinata and Kageyama-kun     so they can get 80s! [07:07] Hina     Yachi-san! [07:08] Tsuki     You sure? They're seriously idiots. [07:12] Kage     What was that?! [07:13] Yachi     I-I also want Hinata and     Kageyama-kun to go on this trip, [07:18] Yachi     so I'll do my best! [07:21] Hina     Yachi-san! [07:22] Kage     Thanks! [07:23] Yama     I'll do what I can to help, too. [07:26] Hina     Thanks, Yamaguchi! [07:27] Nishi     Hey, now! We can't keep letting     all the youngin's be cool! [07:31] Nishi     Am I right, Chikara?! [07:35] En     The third-years have     entrance exams to study for, [07:38] En     so the rest of us will     take care of these two. [07:41] Sawa     Thanks. We're counting on you. [07:43] Suga     Sounds like it's gonna be a pain. [07:45] Asa     I-I'm probably not gonna     take entrance exams. [07:48] Asa     I probably won't be much     help either, though. [07:50] Tsuki     Well, I'm going. [07:54] Tsuki     Don't glare at me.     I only agreed to help until exam day. [07:58] Tsuki     Do your best, I guess. See ya. [08:04] Hina     Stingyshima... [08:06] Some     Wait, where's Tanaka? [08:08] Nishi     He said he had something to     do and went home earlier. [08:12] Sis     Yeah, not happening. [08:15] Tana     Come on, please? You just have     to take a little drive to Tokyo. [08:21] Sis     How stupid are you? [08:23] Sis     Do you know how long     it takes to get to Tokyo? [08:25] Sis     I'm not driving around some kids I don't     know during my precious time off! [08:31] Sis     We've already been so busy     with the shop lately! [08:34] Sis     I'm the one that's been stuck with all     the cooking, laundry, and cleaning! [08:39] Tana     Please! I'm begging you! [08:41] Sis     Nope! SIGN    Haikyu!!      Second Season SIGN    Class 1-5 [08:54] Yachi     So close! [08:56] Yachi     The way you spell "receive"     is r-e-c-e-i-v-e. [09:01] Yachi     You switched the "i" and "e." [09:02] Yachi     This is a tricky question. [09:05] Hina     This is the one thing     I didn't want to get wrong! [09:08] Kage     That's why you'll always suck at receiving. [09:11] Hina     What was that?!     Did you spell it right, then?! [09:14] Kage     'Course I did. [09:17] Hina     Then what's "jikansa kougeki" in English? [09:21] Kage     Time... attack. [09:23] Hina     This isn't a quiz show!     You didn't translate the "sa" part! [09:27] Kage     Hell if I know! Do you know then?! [09:30] Hina     Yachi-san... [09:31] Yachi     Huh? Well, "jikan" is "time,"     and one way to say "sa" is "gap"... [09:36] Yachi     Wait. What does that even mean, anyway? [09:41] Yama     Um... I doubt that'll be on the exam,     so we don't have to worry about it now. SIGN    Pururu     Festival Taiko [09:55] Tana     Hey, great job today. [09:57] Tana     Shall I massage your shoulders for you? [10:03] Tana     By the way... I hear that the     Skytree is pretty awesome. [10:07] Tana     The observatory way at the     top is like 450 meters up. [10:11] Sis     Huh... Guess I wouldn't mind     going up at least once. [10:14] Tana     A-And! I think the taiko shop you     wanted to visit is there, too. SIGN    Miyagi Taiko Festival [10:19] Sis     Yup. Lotsa festival-related     shops around there, too. [10:23] Sis     I'd love to go someday. [10:25] Tana     Right?! So why don't you stop by     when you drop off those two... [10:28] Sis     I'm not taking them. [10:31] Tana     Please! I already promised them! [10:34] Tana     Make me a man of my word! SIGN    Pururu     Festival Taiko [10:38] Sis     Oh, Ryu... [10:40] Sis     The fact that you're sucking up      to me so I'll take them [10:44] Sis     isn't manly whatsoever. [10:47] Sis     Asking me like that isn't     gonna get you anywhere. SIGN    Feeling SIGN    Sakanoshita Shop SIGN    Sakanoshita Shop [11:41] Yachi     Okay, stop. SIGN    Hinata Shoyo SIGN    Kageyama Tobio [12:06] Hina     We're finished... [12:07] Yachi     You're almost there! Just 30 more points! [12:10] Enn     I wouldn't call 30 points "almost there." [12:13] Hina     I'm sorry, Yachi-san, everyone...     You've been working so hard. [12:19] Yachi     C-Come on, Hinata! You can't give up! [12:22] Hina     Yeah... [12:23] Hina     I'm just gonna ride my     bike to Tokyo somehow. [12:26] Nishi     You've got three more days! Keep going! [12:29] Yachi     Yeah! Let's keep going! [12:32] Enn     It's no use...     Their spirits are broken. [12:36] Tsuki     I was curious to see how much you     guys improved... and this is it? [12:42] Tsuki     These are all questions you'd     find in the most basic textbooks. [12:46] Tsuki     You guys are hopeless. [12:49] Tsuki     All the answers to the questions for     modern lit are in the questions themselves. [12:53] Tsuki     That's perfect for you, King Simpleton. [12:58] Tsuki     English is just words. [13:00] Tsuki     Oh, that might be too hard for a     little monkey like you, though. [13:05] Tsuki     Heh. [13:06] Tsuki     Looks like I'm gonna have a great     time on this trip after all. [13:10] Tsuki     Since the noisiest two won't be coming. [13:13] Tsuki     Bye, now! [13:22] Enn     And it looks like they're back. [13:24] Yama     Way to go, Tsukki! [13:26] Yachi     He really pulled through     when we needed him! SIGN    Sakanoshita [13:28] Enn     Or set a thief to catch a thief. [13:36] Teach     Sir! [13:38] Teach     I'm so terribly sorry for     what happened the other day! [13:42] Vp     Er, what are you talking     about, Takeda-sensei? [13:44] Teach     I heard from the volleyball team. [13:47] Teach     They were just so eager to     go to the spring tournament! [13:49] Teach     They didn't mean anything by— [13:50] Vp     We can forget about that already! [13:53] Vp     You don't need to bow. [13:55] Vp     So what's this spring thing     you keep talking about? [13:58] Teach     What is... [14:00] Teach     Oh. It's another national tournament,      like the Inter-High. [14:03] Vp     A n-national tournament? [14:05] Vp     We've never done anything like that     since I've been at this school. [14:10] Teach     Well, we'll be going this year! [14:12] Teach     As long as they prepare and     do their best out! [14:16] Vp     Huh... a national tournament, eh? Our school? [14:26] Sawa     Wow, look at those two go. [14:28] Suga     I've never seen them study like this before. [14:31] Asa     They've come so far. [14:32] Enn     They're... just now finally     staying put at their desks. [14:36] Nishi     Listen up! We're heading out tomorrow night! [14:40] Nishi     Your exams are the morning after that! [14:42] Nishi     You've only got about 30 hours left! [14:44] Nishi     Give it all you've got! [14:46] Both     Right! [14:53] Sis     I'm heading out. [15:02] Sis     Now, what? You gonna take     my shoes off for me? [15:06] Sis     That's still not going     to make me go, though. [15:10] Tana     I'm begging you. [15:13] Sis     Ryu?! [15:15] Tana     Please! Take them to Tokyo! [15:18] Tana     I do want to show them how     awesome and reliable I can be, [15:23] Tana     but that's not all! [15:25] Tana     Those two brought so many     possibilities to Karasuno, [15:29] Tana     so I want to do something for     them as their senpai! [15:33] Tana     So please... [15:41] Sis     Don't, Ryu. You're selling yourself short. [15:47] Sis     Save this for a time when you     really need to do this. [15:52] Sis     These kids must be some good boys. [15:56] Sis     Look at you, cool guy. My little brother,     on his knees for the sake of others. [16:04] Tana     Ne-chan... [16:06] Sis     I take back what I said. [16:08] Sis     Tanaka Saeko's a real woman,     and I'll accept your spirit. [16:13] Tana     Then... [16:15] Sis     Yeah. I'll make sure these kids get     to Tokyo. You can count on it! [16:21] Tana     Ne-chan! [16:24] Sis     You dumbass! You're a man!     Quit crying right off the bat! [16:24] Tana     Thank you, Ne-chan!      I'll never forget this! [16:35] Tana     Hey, hey, hey. Don't look so glum! [16:38] Tana     Knock those exams out in one swoop and     wait for the savior I've readied for ya! [16:42] Enn     Yeah, you guys should be fine now. SIGN    Samurai     of the East [16:45] Nishi     Show them what you're made of, you two! [16:48] Yachi     Y-You've got this! [16:50] Sawa     All right, you two. We'll be     waiting for you in Tokyo. [16:53] Both     Right... [17:07] Hina     Kageyama... [17:10] Hina     We're gonna do this. We're going to Tokyo! [17:14] Kage     You'd better believe it. SIGN    Class 1-4 [17:23] Teach     All right, pencils down. [17:33] Teach     Hinata, Kageyama. [17:44] Teach     Do your best! SIGN    Kageyama Tobio Hinata Shoyo [17:50] Sis     Well, well, here they come. [17:54] Saeko     Hey, failure boys. Get in. [17:59] Vp     Go forth, young men. [18:01] Vp     To the spring whatsit! SIGN    Nekoma     Metropolitan     High School [19:38] Boku     Akaashi! [19:41] Aka     Bokuto-san! [19:47] Boku     All right! I'm so awesome! [19:52] Boku     Hey, hey, hey! [19:53] Boku     Come on! Show some enthusiasm! [19:56] Aka     I see you're as energetic as ever, Bokuto-san. [20:02] Boku     Hey, Kuroo! [20:03] Kuro     Huh? [20:04] Boku     Why aren't the two weirdo     first-years from Karasuno here? [20:08] Kuro     Ah, they failed their finals,     so they've got supplementary exams. [20:12] Boku     What?! But I was looking     forward to them being here! [20:16] Boku     Finals are nothing! You just     need to study a little bit! [20:19] Aka     Bokuto-san, didn't you fail math? [20:22] Boku     Akaashi! You're not supposed     to bring that up! [20:26] Boku     Aw, I wanted to see their crazy attack. SIGN    Karasuno Ubugawa [20:32] Sawa     All right! [20:33] Sawa     One lap of diving drills! [20:35] All     Right! [20:41] Sae     Hey, they're still at it. [20:44] Sae     We totally made it.     Not bad at all. [20:46] Boku     Who's that lady? [20:48] Aka     No idea. [20:51] Tana     Glad they made it. [20:57] Kuro     So the stars are showing up     fashionably late? [21:00] Kuro     How annoying. [21:13] Tana     All right, you two. [21:14] Tana     Now that you've survived my sister's     intense driving and made it this far, [21:18] Tana     you guys can... [21:22] Kage     Hinata... you aren't actually going to... [21:28] Boku     What?! Did he barf?! He actually barfed?! [21:28] Tana     I knew it! [21:30] Kuro     Get the mop! Get the mop already! Bokuto! [21:33] Boku     The mop! Mop! [21:36] Aka     Are they really supposed     to be amazing first-years? [21:39] Some     Wow, this sucks.