24 - Dismay of I, the Chicken
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[00:15] ---
Kobato-chan, you came!
[00:17] ---
Where's Rika?
[00:18] ---
Rika's not here yet!
[00:21] ---
Huh? The movie's not here either, then?
[00:23] ---
Correct.
[00:25] ---
She messaged me last night
[00:27] ---
that she'd have a masterpiece done by
this morning come hell or high water...
[00:33] ---
Wait, don't tell me she worked
through the whole night?
[00:39] ---
I'll go check on her.
[00:39] ---
"Neighbors Club Movie Screenings"
[00:47] ---
"Sect Σ"
[00:51] ---
Hey, Rika!
[00:57] ---
It's unlocked?
[01:01] ---
Rika?
[01:09] ---
Rika!
[01:25] ---
Be My Friend
[01:26] ---
Yeah, you played dumb
[01:29] ---
Be My Side
[01:30] ---
But I saw right through you
[01:32] ---
I'll walk another step toward your side
[01:36] ---
I bet I can even reach your hand
[01:44] ---
"Haganai NEXT"
[01:45] ---
It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster
[01:50] ---
I always barreled ahead with everything I had
[01:58] ---
Our time won't last forever, now will it?
[02:05] ---
Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment
[02:12] ---
Be My Friend
[02:13] ---
Yeah, you played dumb
[02:15] ---
Be My Side
[02:16] ---
But I saw right through you
[02:18] ---
I'll walk another step toward your side
[02:23] ---
So I can take your hand
[02:25] ---
Be My Friend
[02:26] ---
Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky
[02:28] ---
Be My Side
[02:29] ---
But I'm still drawn to it
[02:32] ---
One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need
[02:36] ---
I bet I can even reach that star
[02:43] ---
"Dismay of I, the Chicken"
[02:45] ---
They said it's just a cold.
[02:48] ---
Sheesh, she shouldn't worry us like that.
[02:52] ---
Maybe...
[02:53] ---
Maybe we've been leaning on her too much.
[02:58] ---
Yeah.
[03:01] ---
But we can't waste time
thinking about that now.
[03:05] ---
"Waste time"?!
[03:06] ---
We'll save the self-reflection for
later. We have to get started now.
[03:09] ---
On what?
[03:10] ---
The screenings are canceled.
[03:12] ---
Canceled?!
[03:14] ---
It's kind of a shame.
[03:16] ---
It's not finished. We have no choice.
[03:19] ---
Plus...
[03:20] ---
It's pointless if all seven of
us aren't at the first viewing.
[03:26] ---
Yozora...
[03:33] ---
"The Neighbors Club movie
screenings have been canceled."
[03:48] ---
Cut it out!
[03:50] ---
No messing around with the bulletin board!
[03:54] ---
Hasegawa-kun, it's you!
[03:55] ---
Oh, hi, Yusa. I'm not messing with it.
[03:59] ---
My club's presentation was canceled,
[04:01] ---
so I'm taking down the posters.
[04:03] ---
Please accept my apologies.
[04:05] ---
I know you're not the type of person
to pull pranks, Hasegawa-kun.
[04:14] ---
Sorry, I'm kind of moved.
[04:16] ---
Usually people don't believe me,
[04:18] ---
or they just run away before I can explain.
[04:21] ---
I don't really understand you,
[04:22] ---
but clearly you must have a sensitive soul.
[04:26] ---
You really are a perfect boyfriend
[04:28] ---
to match the inhumanly perfect
real-lifer Kashiwazaki Sena!
[04:32] ---
I told you, I'm not her boyfriend!
We're just clubmates.
[04:35] ---
Clubmates? But Kashiwazaki
Sena isn't in any clubs!
[04:40] ---
The club started in June.
[04:43] ---
"Neighbors Club"?
[04:45] ---
I've never heard of that
club. What do you do in it?
[04:50] ---
Um... Excuse me, I'm in a hurry!
[04:55] ---
I apologize for delaying you.
[04:57] ---
No prob. Good luck with your job too!
[04:59] ---
Thank you!
[05:02] ---
"Infirmary"
[05:05] ---
Rika, are you awake?
[05:07] ---
Yes. Please feel free to
sneak into Rika's bed.
[05:11] ---
Sheesh. That kind of joke is--
[05:20] ---
You should keep this cold forever.
[05:23] ---
Don't you think that was a little mean?
[05:26] ---
Ah, sorry! I'm joking.
[05:30] ---
So the screenings are canceled?
[05:32] ---
Yeah.
[05:33] ---
Rika was almost finished...
[05:36] ---
There's no point if you're
just gonna faint again.
[05:39] ---
Well, couldn't we screen
a 95% finished version?!
[05:43] ---
Not a chance, idiot.
[05:50] ---
Yozora says it's pointless if all seven
of us aren't at the first viewing.
[05:56] ---
Yozora-sempai said that?
[05:57] ---
Yeah. Yozora said that!
[06:00] ---
And I... We agreed with her.
[06:06] ---
Gonna be moved to tears?
[06:08] ---
R-R-Rika's not crying!
[06:11] ---
FYI, I almost cried.
[06:17] ---
Rika is suddenly sleepy!
[06:22] ---
Kodaka-sempai.
[06:24] ---
If you want to molest Rika, now is the time.
[06:28] ---
Like in an ero-doujinshi.
[06:29] ---
Look, you.
[06:31] ---
Do you even have a plan for if
I actually took you up on that?
[06:35] ---
You never would, though.
[06:41] ---
Oh, Sempai! Since you're here, would you
read to Rika until she falls asleep?
[06:47] ---
Read?
[06:48] ---
This one, please!
[06:49] ---
"Secret Sessions with a Devil of a Teacher"
[06:52] ---
Th-That's a BL book!
[06:54] ---
Please read it, Sempai!
[06:58] ---
Be serious.
[06:59] ---
This stuff is perfect for right now.
[07:04] ---
Okay, okay. You really
are a pervert, you know.
[07:08] ---
Totally depraved.
[07:12] ---
Thank you very much! Please
start with the bookmarked page!
[07:18] ---
"H-Heh... H-Heh, heh... Osawa-kun,
you look like you w-w-want it bad..."
[07:26] ---
"Is this how desperate you've
been for my d-d-di... ck...?"
[07:30] ---
Rika can't hear you!
[07:32] ---
"F-For my dick?"!
[07:35] ---
Say it with feeling!
[07:38] ---
"T-Teacher, please, put your
h-hot rod into my y-yaoi hole--"
[07:47] ---
Yaoi hole? What's a "yaoi hole"?
[07:50] ---
What? You're a boy, and you
don't know about the yaoi hole?
[07:54] ---
Huh?
[07:56] ---
Huh?
[07:59] ---
What are you talking about?
[08:00] ---
Hole?
[08:05] ---
Rika can't believe the *yaoi
*hole doesn't really exist...
[08:08] ---
Why would you think it did?
[08:10] ---
It's not Rika's fault!
[08:12] ---
She's never seen a boy naked in real life.
[08:15] ---
And she has no friends
to correct her mistake...
[08:20] ---
But are you sure you don't have
one? Allow Rika to check--
[08:24] ---
Just go to sleep! I'm heading out.
[08:27] ---
Okay.
[08:33] ---
It's thanks to the Neighbors Club that we
can be silly with each other like this, huh?
[08:57] ---
"The movie is finished, so
please come to the club room."
[08:58] ---
"To the Neighbors Club.
[08:59] ---
The movie is finished, so
please come to the club room."
[09:08] ---
Ahem. Rika sincerely apologizes for
all the inconvenience she caused.
[09:14] ---
Hmph! I-It wasn't really...
[09:16] ---
Please don't worry about it, Rika-dono.
[09:19] ---
Wh-Whatever, just show us the movie.
[09:21] ---
I wanna see it now too!
[09:25] ---
Let's see your fruitless human efforts.
[09:29] ---
All right, here we go.
[09:47] ---
"The Legend of the Great Kasi Vazwakii
Swena Love Is Life Is Found in Death"
[10:03] ---
"Guilty"
[10:32] ---
And so the curtain closed on the
Neighbors Club's school festival.
[10:42] ---
"Real-lifer"
[10:46] ---
"King Real"
[10:47] ---
Thumbs ready... two!
[10:50] ---
Thumbs ready... zero!
[10:54] ---
Thumbs ready... eight!
[10:56] ---
Please, behave yourselves!
[11:01] ---
Oh, dear!
[11:04] ---
Oh, dear!
[11:09] ---
I beat my high score!
[11:14] ---
Who's she?
[11:14] ---
I'm Yusa! Yusa Aoi! We're in the same class!
[11:18] ---
The same class?
[11:20] ---
We've had plenty of conversations
in the classroom!
[11:24] ---
Now that you mention it, I kind
of feel like that's true...
[11:27] ---
K-Kashiwazaki Sena, you're
mocking me again...!
[11:33] ---
Look, don't take it too personally.
So, what brings you here?
[11:37] ---
Oh, that's right!
[11:39] ---
Okay.
[11:43] ---
What is wrong with this club?!
All you ever do is play!
[11:47] ---
We just happen to be
taking a break right now.
[11:50] ---
I-It's no use lying! I've kept
tabs on you for some time now!
[11:55] ---
Tabs?
[11:56] ---
I got curious about what kind of club
you and Kashiwazaki Sena were in.
[12:01] ---
I-I see...
[12:03] ---
And? Supposing we did play all the
time, would that be a problem?
[12:09] ---
Each club has its own activity program.
[12:12] ---
Outsiders have no right
to stick their noses in.
[12:14] ---
I am on the student council!
[12:16] ---
Council members have a duty to correct
students who stray from the path!
[12:20] ---
Yusa thinks of Sena as a rival or
something. I think that's why she's here.
[12:25] ---
So this is Meat's fault?
[12:27] ---
The Neighbors Club is officially
recognized by the school,
[12:31] ---
and we abide by its stated aims.
[12:34] ---
In compliance with God's instructions,
[12:36] ---
we become neighbors with our fellow
students, deepen that friendship,
[12:40] ---
and, as occasion may require,
sincerely work hard together.
[12:44] ---
In other words, what appears
to be mere playing around
[12:47] ---
is in fact perfectly
legitimate club business!
[12:49] ---
Huh?
[12:50] ---
I'm amazed she remembers that spiel.
[12:52] ---
We play video games and read
[12:54] ---
in order to become good neighbors
to our fellow students.
[12:58] ---
You want some too, don't you?
[13:00] ---
Fun friends. Knowledgeable friends.
[13:03] ---
Friends who share your
interests. Dependable friends.
[13:06] ---
I want some!
[13:07] ---
Shut up.
[13:08] ---
We work hard together each day in our
quest to be magnificent neighbors.
[13:14] ---
T-True, I believe such friends
would enrich a person's life.
[13:19] ---
But you didn't seem to be doing that at all!
[13:21] ---
That's your personal impression.
[13:24] ---
Does the council reject the activities of
law-abiding students based on personal impressions?
[13:30] ---
But what about that girl?!
[13:32] ---
Or that one?!
[13:34] ---
I don't think it's right
to break school rules!
[13:37] ---
School rules?
[13:38] ---
Look at their clothes! According
to Student Handbook Article 5,
[13:41] ---
the Rules for Attire, "Students are
required to wear their uniforms
[13:45] ---
while on campus as well as on
their way to and from sch--"
[13:49] ---
Article 5 Section 4 stipulates
the exceptions to that rule.
[13:53] ---
I believe club activities
are specifically included.
[13:57] ---
F-Four... You're right.
[14:01] ---
But these exceptions are for gym
clothes and other uniforms--
[14:05] ---
If so, you should fill out
the official paperwork
[14:06] ---
to have the handbook amended to clarify that.
[14:10] ---
I am not bound by human laws.
[14:13] ---
That's because you're in middle school.
[14:16] ---
Middle school? What's a middle
school student doing in this club?!
[14:20] ---
There's no rule stating that middle
schoolers can't be club members.
[14:24] ---
Outsiders aren't allowed inside
school buildings without permission!
[14:29] ---
True, perhaps it is against the rules
to allow outsiders into a club.
[14:34] ---
Exactly!
[14:35] ---
But are the middle schoolers "outsiders"?
[14:38] ---
Though in a different school,
[14:40] ---
they are nevertheless students
of St. Chronica's Academy.
[14:43] ---
Moreover, is it reasonable to call
our blood relatives "outsiders"?
[14:49] ---
Furthermore, this chapel
may be on school grounds,
[14:53] ---
but it is open to the public.
[14:56] ---
Therefore, there is no problem
with Hasegawa Kodaka's sister
[14:59] ---
being here as a club member!
[15:02] ---
You heard her.
[15:05] ---
Good for you, huh?
[15:07] ---
Grrrrr... Th-This isn't over!
[15:12] ---
Okay.
[15:17] ---
Hmph! And stay out, student council dog.
[15:24] ---
Conversations with strangers
make me nervous...
[15:28] ---
Good work, club president.
[15:36] ---
I have you this time!
[15:39] ---
You again?
[15:41] ---
Y-Your confidence is about to end!
[15:43] ---
I've found a definitive reason why the
Neighbors Club isn't a legitimate club!
[15:48] ---
More crazy talk.
[15:50] ---
Section 2 of the Rules for
Extracurricular Activities:
[15:53] ---
"As a rule, classes, clubs, and other
activities undertaken in groups
[15:56] ---
must be conducted under the
supervision of an instructor"!
[15:59] ---
That just means clubs have
to have advisors, right?
[16:03] ---
And your advisor is the issue here!
[16:06] ---
Article 78 of the Student Council bylaws
[16:08] ---
states that "Club advisors must be
faculty or staff of this school"!
[16:12] ---
Per Section 2, a sister's
rights and responsibilities
[16:15] ---
are equivalent to those of the faculty.
[16:18] ---
There's no problem here.
[16:19] ---
Yes, if your adviser were a sister,
there would be no problem.
[16:23] ---
However, Takayama Maria
over there is not a sister!
[16:31] ---
There is no "Takayama Maria" on the list
of sisters assigned to this school!
[16:37] ---
Only her older sister Kate-sensei is listed!
[16:40] ---
In other words, she's just a little
girl who hangs out in the chapel!
[16:47] ---
B-But the club application was approved!
[16:50] ---
Merely a mistake!
[16:52] ---
H-Hold on a sec!
[16:57] ---
Big Brother? What's wrong?
[16:59] ---
I want to ask you something...
Isn't Maria a sister?
[17:03] ---
Nope.
[17:04] ---
What, just like that?!
[17:05] ---
I'm having her act as my assistant,
[17:07] ---
partly to learn about the real world.
[17:09] ---
After all, if she's at my school,
I can keep an eye on her.
[17:13] ---
Then why does Maria call herself "sensei"?
[17:15] ---
Oh, that's just something she says!
[17:18] ---
So why does she wear nun's robes?!
[17:20] ---
Because it's cute!
[17:22] ---
"Takayama Kate"
[17:23] ---
Apparently she really isn't a sister.
[17:27] ---
Oh... So I'm not a sister after all...
[17:32] ---
I wonder what I am, then...
[17:35] ---
A-Anyway, since you don't have an advisor,
[17:38] ---
you can't be recognized as a legitimate club!
[17:40] ---
As a club formed under false
pretenses, you could be disbanded!
[17:44] ---
If you don't want that, then
from now on you'd better--
[17:45] ---
If Maria's an official
advisor, we're good, right?
[17:49] ---
Y-Yes, but... The issue
is that she's not, so...
[17:52] ---
Uh-huh. Wait here a second.
[17:59] ---
Anybody want some coffee?
[18:01] ---
Huh?
[18:05] ---
Don't worry; it's not poisoned.
[18:09] ---
I'm afraid I've carelessly missed
a chance to eliminate the enemy.
[18:13] ---
Eliminating her really isn't necessary.
[18:16] ---
Thank you for waiting, commoners.
[18:20] ---
Maria's been offered a position
as a special part-time instructor.
[18:22] ---
Huh?
[18:24] ---
What's a "special part-time instructor"?
[18:27] ---
A teacher, basically.
[18:29] ---
I called Daddy about our little problem.
[18:31] ---
Pardon?
[18:32] ---
I can be a real teacher?
[18:36] ---
Yep. What do you say?
[18:38] ---
Yes! I'll do it!
[18:39] ---
Okay. We'll put in the paperwork, then.
[18:43] ---
Yay! Yay! I'm gonna be a real teacher!
[18:44] ---
Daddy? About what we were talking about...
[18:47] ---
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thanks. Bye.
[18:47] ---
Yay, yay!
[18:50] ---
Yay!
[18:51] ---
This is preposterous!
[18:53] ---
The school president made the
decision. Got a problem with that?
[18:55] ---
Of course I do!
[18:57] ---
And getting a proper advisor now
[19:00] ---
doesn't change the fact that
the club was created on false--
[19:02] ---
Silence, mongrel.
[19:05] ---
Just so you know, even if the student
council calls for our disbandment,
[19:09] ---
I can get that proposal canned.
[19:11] ---
I got us an advisor for you so that
you don't look like a fool later.
[19:15] ---
Be grateful.
[19:16] ---
I-I don't accept that!
[19:18] ---
Listen closely, mongrel!
[19:20] ---
This club belongs to me. If
you keep barking on my turf...
[19:27] ---
...I'll crush you.
[19:28] ---
How about I get you expelled, hmm?
[19:31] ---
Y-You can't do th--
[19:33] ---
You just keep telling yourself that.
[19:43] ---
P-Please pardon my intrusion.
[19:50] ---
A rich girl who abuses her influence
to crush underfoot all who defy her...
[19:54] ---
You're a total villain.
[19:55] ---
I got rid of her quick,
so what's the problem?
[19:58] ---
No! I missed Kaoru-chan in her
bunny ears and white bikini!
[20:00] ---
Wait, did you resort to
threats to run her off
[20:03] ---
just so you could get back to your game?!
[20:06] ---
Naturally!
[20:07] ---
Sena-anego's principles are unwavering.
[20:10] ---
Eh, if flaunting a little power
[20:12] ---
is enough to get rid of her,
she's not worth my time.
[20:15] ---
Someone with an actual spine would
ignore it and keep coming at me.
[20:23] ---
I feel a little bad for Yusa, but...
[20:26] ---
With these two around, the Neighbors
Club is safe from any challengers.
[20:31] ---
Oh, hey, Kodaka.
[20:34] ---
Hmm?
[20:35] ---
This came up while I was
on the phone with Daddy...
[20:38] ---
Yeah?
[20:39] ---
Oh, dear!
[20:39] ---
Marry me after all.
[20:45] ---
I've been thinking about it
ever since the betrothal thing.
[20:48] ---
I've said this before: I don't care
about some promise between our fathers.
[20:55] ---
But it's that *promise
*that I don't care about.
[20:59] ---
When we discovered the engagement,
[21:01] ---
the wedding itself ended up called
off, but this is a separate issue.
[21:05] ---
My feelings right now are
that I want to marry you.
[21:09] ---
I mean, I love you and everything.
[21:11] ---
Hmm?! What did you say?!
[21:16] ---
Ugh, you made me screw up, idiot!
[21:18] ---
O-Oh, sorry. So, what did you say?
[21:22] ---
"What did you say," my butt!
[21:28] ---
Huh, I-I guess I said it.
[21:33] ---
Well, that's okay. I was planning
to tell you sooner or later.
[21:37] ---
Um, so basically...
[21:39] ---
That's the deal, okay?
[21:53] ---
Wh-What's the deal with what?
[21:57] ---
The game was so loud, I couldn't hear you.
[22:06] ---
Kodaka?
[22:10] ---
I-I just remembered something I have to do!
[22:39] ---
A stray cloud blocks my view
[22:43] ---
Of the star I know should be shining there
[22:48] ---
What should I believe in?
[22:53] ---
I was on my way to breaking
[22:56] ---
The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world
[23:02] ---
Because I was afraid of losing it
[23:06] ---
Those days of sighing "This is absurd"
[23:09] ---
And flailing inside my birdcage
[23:12] ---
We were gazing up at the same sky
[23:18] ---
When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?
[23:25] ---
These joined hands are
stronger than any wings
[23:31] ---
We can fly higher even without wings
[23:38] ---
So I know we'll be okay trying now
[23:41] ---
Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky
[23:51] ---
Demon Astaroth!
[23:52] ---
Today is the day I'll use the magic
passed on to me by my teacher
[23:55] ---
to destroy you forever!
[23:57] ---
You've got spirit, Guernica.
[23:59] ---
But first let me tell you
this: I am your father!
[24:04] ---
What? A horse like you?! How?!
[24:07] ---
It's a long story.
[24:08] ---
Never mind, then.
[24:09] ---
W-Wait! Just one thing, then--
[24:11] ---
Next time, the final episode of Haganai
Next: "I ______ Many Friends."
[24:14] ---
Shatter the very soul of my
enemy! Nine Lives Breaker!
[24:18] ---