# 10 - No One Sleeps at Camp
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Neighbors Club activity report...
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Today's activity: training camp at the beach.
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Oof!
**[00:27] ---**
I can finally sit down.
**[00:30] ---**
Here!
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I'll sit here, too.
**[00:48] ---**
Just take one!
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By the way, where did Rika go?
**[00:50] ---**
She said she was going to check
out the train's coupling section.
**[00:53] ---**
Coupling section?
**[00:55] ---**
The old maid again!
**[00:58] ---**
Fool. Soon I'll be playing
your final requiem.
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Draw!
**[01:07] ---**
I drew the old maid!
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That's what you get, poopy vampire!
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Now I'm going to win!
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This one.
**[01:16] ---**
The old maid again!
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*WANAWANA*
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*Gutto Good hajiketeru*
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*Angai nandai hamatten jan*
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*Hito mishiri shiteru hima ni hajimeyou!*
**[01:37] ---**
*Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!*
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"Haganai"
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*Kuuru ni miete, jitsu wa chou sabishii*
**[01:52] ---**
*(Mosou nara bai, bai, bai
Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)*
**[01:56] ---**
*Nani fujiyuu naku, dakedo tarinai*
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*(Riajuu kara tooi, tooi, tooi?
Shinyuu nara inai, inai, inai, inai)*
**[02:03] ---**
*Zannen doushi de atsumattara*
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*Ah- yosou ga dekinai*
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*Tenkai no jirai wo funda!*
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*SOWASOWA*
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*Zettai, zettai nozokitai*
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*Koukai hyakkai shitakunaitte*
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*Tsumannai puraido nante
sutekicchatte furikicchatte*
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*Zannen kannen shite mitara,
angai nandai hamatten jan*
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*Butsukatte, dogimagi atte, mitsukeyou!*
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*Tomodachi tsukucchatte asonjatte Yeh!*
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*Zettai, zettai nozokitai*
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*You! Sutekicchatte furikicchatte*
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*Yes! Doudai? Doudai, sokontoko*
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"No One Sleeps at Camp"
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An hour's walk from the station...?
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And no bus or taxi...
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What'd you expect? People normally
get to their summer house by car!
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Well, we're not getting any
closer just standing here...
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Let's go.
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What else can we do?
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Normally in a situation like this,
the faculty adviser would drive...
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D-Don't be ridiculous!
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Genius or not, there's no way
I could get a driver's license!
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Even as your faculty advisor...
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I thought you'd be out of shape
for this, but you're hanging in there.
**[03:32] ---**
That's because Rika recharged
her batteries at the coupling section.
**[03:36] ---**
Those rough lumps of iron,
tightly screwed together...
**[03:39] ---**
The whole time the train is running,
they're going squish-squish, ohhh...
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What could be more erotic?!
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Just being there made Rika
feel like getting down and dirty!
**[04:03] ---**
O-O-Ocean!
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Ocean! Ocean! Oceaaaaaaan!
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We're here!
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The summer house is this way.
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Is it really okay for us to use this?
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Of course!
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I-I-I'm gonna swim! Bro, I'm gonna swim!
**[04:29] ---**
Being excited like that
shows what a little kid you are!
**[04:32] ---**
After we put the bags inside, okay?
**[05:00] ---**
Come to think of it, aren't
we going to do that thing?
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Thing?
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Where we face the sea, strike
a pose, and yell, "The ocean!"
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It's humiliation play.
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Don't even say "humiliation play."
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But that reminds me, they
did that in *Mofu Mofu*, too.
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I've seen that in manga before,
but what the hell is it about?
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Is it a "happy people" ritual?
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We may be able to understand if
we become "happy people" ourselves.
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I don't really get it,
but should we practice?
**[05:30] ---**
Right! If we come to the
beach with friends in the future
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and don't know how to do
it, we'll be at a loss!
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Is that really something that you practice?
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So we just face the sea
and yell, "The ocean"?
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I don't see the point...
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When I give the signal,
everyone shout for all you're worth.
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The pose is up to you.
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All right! Here I go!
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One... two...
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The ocean...
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This salt air doesn't
agree with Rika's lungs.
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I-I think I know what it is...
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R-Right...
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Yeah, huh?
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It's better to practice
something like this on our own.
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Let's put off group "The ocean!" yelling
practice until we've made more progress.
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What kind of progress?
**[06:21] ---**
The blue sky, white waves,
and red sun are calling to me!
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Yay!
**[06:25] ---**
Kobato, no playing until you put sunblock on.
**[06:29] ---**
Your counsel is wearisome!
**[06:31] ---**
If I get a sunburn and
take a bath, it hurts so bad...
**[06:37] ---**
That's cold!
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It's not gonna kill you.
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Bro!
**[06:40] ---**
That looks extremely indecent, Sempai!
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You guys better get some on, too.
**[06:45] ---**
I didn't bring any...
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But I should be okay...
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Big Brother! Slap some UV barrier on me, too!
**[06:53] ---**
Yeah, you look like you
burn easily too, Maria.
**[06:55] ---**
Aniki, would you do it to me, too?
**[06:58] ---**
Y-Yeah, sure. After Maria...
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I'm grateful for your kindness.
**[07:02] ---**
In the meantime, I'll rub
some on your back, Aniki.
**[07:03] ---**
Kodaka-*sempai*!
**[07:05] ---**
Y-Y-Y-Yukimura-*kun* rubbing
against Kodaka-*sempai*'s back...
**[07:09] ---**
Even though Kodaka-*sempai* is a little
nervous, his heart beats fast in anticipation,
**[07:13] ---**
as Yukimura-*kun* puts his unexpectedly
impressive you-know-what inside...
**[07:17] ---**
It's so big...
**[07:21] ---**
Excalibur!
**[07:26] ---**
I don't understand...
**[07:32] ---**
Yozora! P-Put suntan lotion on me!
**[07:36] ---**
Huh? Why should I help to process meat?
**[07:40] ---**
I-It's no big thing!
**[07:44] ---**
Fine. I'll put it on you.
**[07:49] ---**
Here I go.
**[07:49] ---**
That's cold!
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Grin and bear it.
**[07:52] ---**
Can't you put it on a little more gently?
**[07:54] ---**
I think you're putting
too much strength into it.
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That's because you're not used to it.
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Then I guess it'll have to be that way...
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Just make sure you get me everywhere.
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Sure, leave it to me.
**[08:06] ---**
Hey, do you have really big hands?
**[08:09] ---**
It's just your imagination.
**[08:10] ---**
Really? Maybe it just
feels differently on my back...
**[08:15] ---**
W-W-W-What the heck are you doing?!
**[08:17] ---**
Whoops. Don't get up yet.
**[08:19] ---**
What? I-I can't move...?
**[08:22] ---**
Because I'm pinning
down your center of gravity...
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No matter how much strength you
put into it, you won't be able to get up!
**[08:28] ---**
Exposing your back to me was stupid, Meat!
**[08:31] ---**
Rub the lotion on with your hands, idiot!
**[08:34] ---**
What's the difference if
I use my hands or feet?
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There's a big difference!
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I'm the only one who gets
**[08:40] ---**
--to step on people's backs!
**[08:40] ---**
--That reminds me, it seems you reward
**[08:43] ---**
your male hangers-on by stepping on them.
**[08:46] ---**
How's this? Are you happy with my reward?
**[08:49] ---**
O-Of course I'm not happy, stupid Yozora!
**[08:52] ---**
What *I* do is valuable because
they're the feet of a goddess!
**[08:55] ---**
I think you're actually pleased
that I'm walking on your back!
**[09:00] ---**
Your body responds honestly!
**[09:02] ---**
Th-That's not... true!
**[09:05] ---**
Looks like I was right on the money!
**[09:06] ---**
Having your body pushed against
the ground, unable to even get up,
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stripped of your pride and
dignity, in a humiliating position,
**[09:12] ---**
just being trampled on!
**[09:15] ---**
Being pleased in a situation like
this makes you a grade-A pervert!
**[09:19] ---**
You sow meat slave!
**[09:21] ---**
I-It doesn't feel good at all...
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Finding joy in being
abused is the real you, bitch...
**[09:28] ---**
You're a born pervert, Meat!
**[09:30] ---**
You're a mucus-covered
walking obscenity, girl meat!
**[09:34] ---**
Say, "Please trample me into
the sand as much as you like!"
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Beg for mercy from me, your goddess!
**[09:41] ---**
--Don't push... your luck!
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--What?!
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I-I'm not a pervert!
**[09:50] ---**
*I'm* a queen and a goddess! Got it?!
**[09:57] ---**
Honestly, you're saucy, Meat!
**[10:00] ---**
Oh! Sena's boobs are big, aren't they?!
**[10:07] ---**
Damn you, Yozora, you evil slime!
**[10:12] ---**
*You're* the one who's covered in slime.
**[10:14] ---**
Idiot!!
**[10:18] ---**
Even at the beach, she gets like this...
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There!
**[10:24] ---**
Nice!
**[10:26] ---**
Got it!
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Okay...
**[10:33] ---**
There!
**[10:41] ---**
I'm the only one who can cook?
**[10:45] ---**
Was there yogurt?
**[10:54] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[10:57] ---**
K-Kodaka...
**[11:01] ---**
D-Did you, um...
**[11:04] ---**
...see that?
**[11:06] ---**
S-See what?
**[11:08] ---**
Before I ran away, um...
**[11:11] ---**
I was putting sunblock on Kobato
then, so I'm not sure what you mean,
**[11:15] ---**
but I bet Yozora was
teasing you again, wasn't she?
**[11:20] ---**
Yeah! Th-That's right!
**[11:22] ---**
Dinner's ready.
**[11:26] ---**
Good!
**[11:42] ---**
Wait for me!
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This is relaxing!
**[11:46] ---**
Look, Bro!
**[11:52] ---**
Welcome!
**[11:53] ---**
"Young Tuna"
**[11:53] ---**
"Clams"
**[12:03] ---**
Kodaka, what are you making?
**[12:05] ---**
Paella. You can buy
seafood cheaper at a port town.
**[12:09] ---**
You even know how to make that kind of stuff?
**[12:12] ---**
Well, I've been living with
just Kobato for a long time now.
**[12:14] ---**
Isn't there any food that
you're good at cooking, Yozora?
**[12:17] ---**
You've had a cooking class, right?
**[12:20] ---**
During the cooking class, I always
just stood alone in a corner of the room.
**[12:24] ---**
The jerks in my group would
cook as if I weren't there.
**[12:29] ---**
After they were finished making it,
they would put food on my plate,
**[12:32] ---**
as if they felt pity for
the girl sitting on the end,
**[12:35] ---**
and I would eat it,
embarrassed all the while.
**[12:38] ---**
I would always finish eating first,
then wash the dishes that I used.
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And that's all I ever did in cooking class.
**[12:47] ---**
O-Oh...
**[12:55] ---**
Considering it was made
by Kodaka, this is really good.
**[12:57] ---**
It really is delicious!
**[12:58] ---**
Tonight's dinner is a step up from usual.
**[13:03] ---**
--I'm sure Aniki made this especially for us.
**[13:05] ---**
--Stupid poopy vampire!
**[13:07] ---**
Shut up! I...
**[13:09] ---**
And now the weather...
**[13:10] ---**
I guess tonight's the last
of our training camp...
**[13:13] ---**
Even though we're going home tomorrow,
**[13:15] ---**
we didn't really do any
training-camp-like things.
**[13:17] ---**
What's a training-camp-like thing?
**[13:19] ---**
We practiced yelling "The ocean!"
while facing the ocean, didn't we?
**[13:22] ---**
That doesn't count!
**[13:24] ---**
Certainly, Rika wants to
do a little something more.
**[13:28] ---**
Yeah, right?
**[13:29] ---**
Yes! When young men and
women gather together at night, they
**[13:32] ---**
have an or--
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Don't be raunchy!
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Ow...
**[13:36] ---**
Then how about doing
something fitting for a summer night,
**[13:37] ---**
like telling ghost stories
or a test of courage?
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I'm surprised. I didn't expect
a science-oriented girl like you
**[13:42] ---**
to say something like that.
**[13:44] ---**
All girls love the supernatural, Sempai.
**[13:47] ---**
Rika was an innocent girl
before she became a scientist.
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But perverted.
**[13:52] ---**
Don't say that about yourself.
**[13:54] ---**
They had a test of courage in
*Twinkle School*, so I wanna try it too!
**[13:58] ---**
Then why don't we start
by sharing scary stories,
**[14:01] ---**
and then go to the forest outside?
**[14:04] ---**
That's a good idea.
**[14:06] ---**
As Aniki wishes...
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The dark of night is my friend.
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I don't feel even a smidgen of fear...
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I-I'm not scared of ghosts either!
**[14:17] ---**
All right...
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We'll start with Rika, who had the idea.
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I'm going to set the bar high at the start.
**[14:29] ---**
There was a book that looked
like "Ultra-Mecha" on the cover...
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...but when you opened it,
it said "Ultra-Magical" inside!
**[14:39] ---**
Hey. Are you gonna keep going...?
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That's the end.
**[14:43] ---**
Fine! Next.
**[14:45] ---**
Then I'll go...
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"The Steamed Meat Dumpling Terror."
**[14:49] ---**
That's a funny story!
**[14:51] ---**
But it really is scary...
**[14:53] ---**
Next!
**[14:55] ---**
I'm going to push you into the
deepest pit of terror with my scary story.
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W-Why isn't anyone scared?
**[15:08] ---**
Next...
**[15:10] ---**
All right! I'll let you hear a ghost story
that I've been keeping in reserve.
**[15:14] ---**
The title is...
**[15:16] ---**
"The Miso Soup Terror."
**[15:21] ---**
"I-It hurts!"
**[15:23] ---**
"Wh-Why Augustinus?!
M-Mother, why did you put it in there?!"
**[15:27] ---**
"Why did you put it in Augustinus' head?!"
**[15:31] ---**
Why are you laughing?
**[15:33] ---**
Kodaka, why are you such a loser?
**[15:36] ---**
Your story was...
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I don't understand your tastes.
**[15:43] ---**
Then we'll finish with my story
and move on to the test of courage.
**[15:47] ---**
It's a story I heard from a friend...
**[15:50] ---**
But you don't have any friends...
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Shut it, Meat!
**[15:54] ---**
Let's call the main
character of my tale... "Eiko."
**[16:00] ---**
She went to a public middle school.
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She had one close friend.
**[16:06] ---**
The friend's name was...
let's see... "Waiko," we'll say...
**[16:09] ---**
Eiko and Waiko always
did everything together.
**[16:13] ---**
Meanwhile, there was a
ghost story about their school.
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About a ghost called "Yamiko-*san*."
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It was said that she would haunt
anyone who betrayed a friend at school,
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and kill them.
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One day, these girls started
competing over a boy they liked,
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and a crack formed in their friendship.
**[16:36] ---**
Eiko betrayed her former best friend, Waiko,
**[16:38] ---**
bullied her, and drove her to suicide.
**[16:41] ---**
Then Eiko started noticing
supernatural phenomena all around her.
**[16:46] ---**
It continued to escalate...
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And then, at last...
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Eiko vanished, never to be seen again.
**[17:17] ---**
So, shall we do a test of courage?
**[17:19] ---**
Hey, Yozora, maybe we
oughta call it a night...
**[17:21] ---**
It's dark out there, and dangerous...
**[17:23] ---**
Th-Th-That's right! If anything
happened, we'd be in a real jam!
**[17:27] ---**
Then should we call off the test of courage?
**[17:39] ---**
After a while,
**[17:41] ---**
Yozora's ghost story was no longer
so scary that I couldn't sleep.
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It was just the part about
betraying a best friend
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that stuck in my head.
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He probably thinks I'm a traitor, too...
**[18:04] ---**
It can't be!
**[18:08] ---**
Kodaka... Hey, Kodaka...
**[18:11] ---**
Sena? What's wrong?
**[18:13] ---**
C-Come with me for a second.
**[18:18] ---**
What is it?
**[18:20] ---**
I-I want you to come with me to the bathroom.
**[18:22] ---**
The bathroom?
**[18:23] ---**
I-It's not like I'm scared!
**[18:26] ---**
But you know, just in case...
**[18:30] ---**
You should have Yozora go
with you. She's in the same room!
**[18:33] ---**
I'm sure she'd just make
fun of me if I asked her!
**[18:37] ---**
Can we hurry? I can't hold it anymore...
**[18:39] ---**
Yeah, sure...
**[19:00] ---**
You're there, right, Kodaka?
**[19:02] ---**
Yeah, I'm here.
**[19:06] ---**
Kodaka, are you there?
**[19:07] ---**
I said I'm here...
**[19:08] ---**
You're there, right?!
**[19:09] ---**
I said I'm here!
**[19:11] ---**
Answer me, idiot!
**[19:15] ---**
Kodaka, are you there?
**[19:16] ---**
I'm right here.
**[19:23] ---**
Y-You'd better not tell Yozora about this.
**[19:27] ---**
If you tell her, I won't forgive you!
**[19:29] ---**
Yeah, yeah.
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Bro...
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What's wrong, Kobato?
**[19:40] ---**
Go with me to the bathroom.
**[19:45] ---**
Bro, are you there?
**[19:47] ---**
I'm here...
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The bathroom?
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Oh! How did you know?
You're amazing, Big Brother!
**[20:06] ---**
A-Are you there, Big Brother?!
**[20:09] ---**
Big Brother! Big Brother!
**[20:11] ---**
I-I'm here! Relax and go poo!
**[20:14] ---**
Okay!
**[20:18] ---**
Yeah, yeah, let's go to the bathroom.
**[20:21] ---**
Huh? The bathroom?
**[20:22] ---**
Rika just came here to
crawl into bed with you...
**[20:26] ---**
Get out!
**[20:32] ---**
I should've gone myself before...
**[20:38] ---**
W-What, Kodaka? What's wrong?
**[20:41] ---**
I'm going to the bathroom!
**[20:42] ---**
M-Me too.
**[20:44] ---**
A-As long as we're both going,
let's go together, Kodaka.
**[20:47] ---**
Don't tell me you're scared
to go to the toilet yourself
**[20:49] ---**
because of the Yamiko-*san* story?
**[20:52] ---**
O-O-O-Of course not!
**[20:55] ---**
Why are you scared of a
story *you* came up with?
**[20:59] ---**
If the story didn't scare me, how could
I hope to scare other people with it?
**[21:07] ---**
Um, Kodaka...
**[21:09] ---**
You can go first.
**[21:11] ---**
Thanks.
**[21:16] ---**
K-Kodaka, you're there, right?
**[21:18] ---**
I'm here...
**[21:21] ---**
Kodaka?
**[21:23] ---**
I'm here!
**[21:24] ---**
I mean, I have to go too, so
there's no way I'm gonna leave.
**[21:29] ---**
Y-Yeah, that's right.
**[21:37] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[21:38] ---**
It's okay.
**[21:44] ---**
I'll wait for you to finish too, Kodaka.
**[21:52] ---**
Kodaka, weren't you scared by that story?
**[21:56] ---**
Not at all.
**[21:57] ---**
I see... You weren't scared.
**[22:02] ---**
But... well...
**[22:08] ---**
It's not good to betray a friend, is it?
**[22:11] ---**
Nope.
**[22:14] ---**
You're right.
**[22:36] ---**
*Aa, nounai souzou risou no genjitsu touhi*
**[22:41] ---**
*Ima sara docchi datte
ikkedo... tomodachi zukuri*
**[22:46] ---**
*Hitori sabishii yatsu da to
sagesumu shisen ga ki ni naru*
**[22:52] ---**
*De, uwattsura dake atsumattara...*
**[22:55] ---**
*Sore de ii to omotte iru uchi ni~*
**[22:58] ---**
*Are yo are yo to toujou, sorotte*
**[23:02] ---**
*Hatenkou na yatsura ni*
**[23:04] ---**
*Maipeesu midasarete yuku*
**[23:07] ---**
*Atama kuru! Toku ni nikukkuki niku!*
**[23:09] ---**
*Watashi no mune, hisoka
ni asette yuujou fudan kimi de*
**[23:14] ---**
*My heart tsutaerarenai*
**[23:17] ---**
*Zannen na no wa watashi na no ka?*
**[23:20] ---**
*Moya moya wo kakiwake Today!*
**[23:34] ---**
*Okizari ni sareta otome
gokoro ano hi kara kuyande iru*
**[23:41] ---**
*Hayaku mitsuke dashite, maigo no kokoro*
**[23:50] ---**
By the way, with those ghost stories
before, I trailed behind you a bit, but...
**[23:54] ---**
Huh? What do you mean, a "bit"?
**[23:56] ---**
I think everyone knows that
when it comes to storytelling,
**[23:58] ---**
I'm skilled at funny stories.
**[24:00] ---**
I'd better get some sleep...
**[24:01] ---**
Wait a second!
What's with that sudden reaction?!
**[24:04] ---**
Don't you want to hear my comedic monologue?
**[24:06] ---**
Not in the least!
**[24:07] ---**
At least hear the title!
**[24:09] ---**
I'm going to bed.
**[24:10] ---**
Wait! Wait! Wait!
**[24:12] ---**
Next time: "Girls are Super Cute in Yukatas!"
**[24:12] ---**
"Next time: Girls are Super Cute in Yukatas!"
**[24:15] ---**
So the next title is...
**[24:17] ---**
Huh? Yozora? Hey!