# Season 2
# 14 - Yeah, My Youth Is Seriously Wrong
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:15] ---**
Does he seem in a bad mood to you?
**[00:17] ---**
If we go near him, we might get punched.
**[00:19] ---**
He's here again!
**[00:20] ---**
He's scary!
**[00:24] ---**
"Hasegawa Kodaka"
**[00:28] ---**
My same old life of being
treated like a Yankee.
**[00:32] ---**
The same old after-school hours.
**[00:34] ---**
"Common Room 4"
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And our same old Neighbors Club...
**[00:40] ---**
Yo.
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"Kashiwazaki Sena"
**[00:50] ---**
Sorry, wrong room.
**[00:53] ---**
Hold it, Kodaka!
**[00:55] ---**
What do you think?
**[00:57] ---**
It looks great on you.
**[00:59] ---**
Th-Thanks.
**[01:00] ---**
No, no, I'm asking you whether it's *funny*!
**[01:03] ---**
Funny?
**[01:04] ---**
Right. We were talking yesterday
about how we could make friends
**[01:08] ---**
by polishing up our comedic skills, remember?
**[01:10] ---**
Yeah... So you did *this*?
**[01:12] ---**
Yep! The sign in the toy store said
"Guaranteed to be a hit with everyone!"
**[01:19] ---**
Look, don't take stuff like that seriously...
**[01:21] ---**
I couldn't agree more!
**[01:23] ---**
As I suspected, a high-level art
such as comedy was beyond Meat here.
**[01:27] ---**
"Mikazuki Yozora"
**[01:29] ---**
What's with that getup?!
**[01:31] ---**
Today I'm cosplaying the most
laughable creature in existence.
**[01:35] ---**
What do you think, Kodaka? Funny, right?
**[01:39] ---**
Okay then, how about this?
**[01:42] ---**
"Meat"
**[01:44] ---**
Is that actually...?
**[01:46] ---**
I'm, like, so *rich* and *pretty*!
**[01:50] ---**
Hey, I don't talk like that!
**[01:52] ---**
I don't *talk* like *that*! I'm, like,
just *rich* and *pretty* and that's all!
**[01:58] ---**
What exactly makes me a laughable creature?!
**[02:00] ---**
And anyway, that's not
funny, it's just annoying!
**[02:03] ---**
Oh? But seeing you ranting and crying
is always such a good time for me.
**[02:08] ---**
You're an awful person!
**[02:10] ---**
Anyway, Yozora, aren't you embarrassed
to be looking like that?
**[02:20] ---**
Listen up, you two.
**[02:22] ---**
True comedy is about more than
just one-off gags like that!
**[02:25] ---**
You don't get to be
condescending--you're just Kodaka.
**[02:28] ---**
Let's see this "true comedy"
you speak of, then.
**[02:32] ---**
Very well. True comedy... is about *talking*!
**[02:36] ---**
"Talking"?
**[02:37] ---**
Oh yeah, I'll give you a
taste of my hilarious talk!
**[02:40] ---**
The title is "Manju Buns Are Scary."
**[02:45] ---**
And then Man A says, "Right now
I'm scared of some hot coffee!"
**[02:51] ---**
Huh?
**[02:52] ---**
Lame.
**[03:08] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[03:09] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[03:12] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[03:13] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
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*I'll walk another step toward your side*
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*I bet I can even reach your hand*
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"Haganai NEXT"
**[03:28] ---**
*It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster*
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*I always barreled ahead with everything I had*
**[03:41] ---**
*Our time won't last forever, now will it?*
**[03:48] ---**
*Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment*
**[03:55] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[03:56] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
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*Be My Side*
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*But I saw right through you*
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*I'll walk another step toward your side*
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*So I can take your hand*
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*Be My Friend*
**[04:09] ---**
*Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky*
**[04:11] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[04:12] ---**
*But I'm still drawn to it*
**[04:15] ---**
*One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need*
**[04:19] ---**
*I bet I can even reach that star*
**[04:26] ---**
"My Teen Years SNAFU"
**[04:28] ---**
Comedy, eh?
**[04:30] ---**
Yes, one does tend to think
of funny people as popular.
**[04:30] ---**
"Shiguma Rika"
**[04:33] ---**
Have some tea, Aniki.
**[04:36] ---**
Sure.
**[04:36] ---**
"Kusunoki Yukimura"
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I wish I could have heard
your funny story too.
**[04:40] ---**
You're better off this way.
**[04:42] ---**
Yeah, it was terrible.
**[04:45] ---**
A-At least I didn't try to get a few
easy laughs with my hairstyle like you!
**[04:49] ---**
Can it, you!
**[04:51] ---**
Speaking of hairstyles, I recently got
some very interesting information.
**[04:55] ---**
What do you mean?
**[04:56] ---**
According to a magazine I read,
**[04:58] ---**
something called a "pouf" is
popular around town right now
**[05:00] ---**
among people with actual lives.
**[05:02] ---**
"Pouf"?
**[05:03] ---**
You literally poof up your
hair to give it volume,
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and when you've got it really big,
you put various decorations in it.
**[05:09] ---**
Huh, that might be kind of fun.
**[05:12] ---**
Rika's seen pictures on the internet!
**[05:15] ---**
They almost reminded me of
medieval European nobility...
**[05:18] ---**
Nobility? Hey, that's perfect for me!
**[05:21] ---**
In the really extreme ones,
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people twist their hair into a
birdcage and put in a real bird,
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or use big accessories that
spell out the word "love"!
**[05:29] ---**
What's that supposed to be,
a Warring States general?
**[05:32] ---**
Since they emphasize individuality
over functionality,
**[05:35] ---**
the overall concept may be the same as
the one behind Warring States helmets.
**[05:38] ---**
Then this "pouf," like the helmets
of Warring States generals,
**[05:42] ---**
is meant to serve as proof of identity
for those beheaded in battle,
**[05:46] ---**
so that their heads will receive
the respect appropriate to their--
**[05:51] ---**
Wrong, Yukimura.
**[05:53] ---**
That's a shame.
**[05:55] ---**
I don't totally get it, but
it does seem kind of similar.
**[05:58] ---**
Quite. It would take an exceptional
person to pull off the pouf.
**[06:04] ---**
I suppose a commoner would be
reckless to even attempt it.
**[06:07] ---**
Sorry to bore you with talk of
something so irrelevant to your life.
**[06:11] ---**
The safest bet for a commoner would be to
get an ordinary hairdo at an ordinary salon.
**[06:18] ---**
Still, I do hope to see a
pouf in real life one day!
**[06:22] ---**
True, it *would* be difficult.
**[06:25] ---**
There just aren't many people out there
**[06:27] ---**
with the naturally aristocratic
and gorgeous aura needed
**[06:30] ---**
to carry off the intense
self-assertiveness of the pouf style.
**[06:33] ---**
True... What a shame.
**[06:35] ---**
Talk about an obvious ploy.
**[06:37] ---**
But there is one, right here!
**[06:39] ---**
And it worked!
**[06:40] ---**
An aristocrat overflowing
with that very aura!
**[06:42] ---**
There isn't a woman alive better
suited to the pouf than me!
**[06:46] ---**
Don't strain yourself, Meat.
**[06:48] ---**
She's right, Sena-*sempai*!
**[06:50] ---**
The pouf is an extremely tricky hairstyle!
**[06:53] ---**
It's not a strain!
**[06:54] ---**
The aura of divinity I project from within
is enough to carry off *any* hairstyle!
**[07:00] ---**
She's such an easy mark...
**[07:03] ---**
I see. If you're that set on it, I'll
poof up your hair for you right now.
**[07:07] ---**
Rika has all sorts of tools in
her lab! Rika will go get them!
**[07:11] ---**
Er...
**[07:16] ---**
All right, are you ready?
**[07:19] ---**
Don't do anything too crazy.
**[07:21] ---**
Don't move, Meat.
**[07:23] ---**
Now, here we go!
**[07:28] ---**
It's pretty nice having
another girl brush your hair.
**[07:32] ---**
Wow, Sena-*sempai*'s hair is so smooth!
**[07:36] ---**
And no split ends at all...
**[07:38] ---**
I'll give you credit for
good hair, if nothing else.
**[07:40] ---**
Really?
**[07:41] ---**
But Yozora-*sempai*, your hair is
very pretty too. Rika's jealous!
**[07:45] ---**
Sure, I'll give Yozora credit
for good hair, if nothing else.
**[07:48] ---**
But Rika, yours is glossy and pretty too!
**[07:51] ---**
I told you not to move!
**[07:52] ---**
Is it really?
**[07:54] ---**
Yes, it is.
**[07:54] ---**
Here, a refill.
**[07:56] ---**
Right.
**[07:57] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[07:58] ---**
All right, it's poofing
time. Any requests, Meat?
**[08:01] ---**
Make me look like someone
with a real life, please.
**[08:05] ---**
A "has a life" theme...
**[08:08] ---**
Real social lives make me think... summer?
**[08:10] ---**
Oh, nice! Then to give it a "girl with
real life enjoying summer" feel...
**[08:15] ---**
We'll wave the sides to evoke the
image of rolling ocean waves!
**[08:19] ---**
I like it! Now let's try putting in
ringlets to represent the swirling tides!
**[08:25] ---**
And this part will be a summer
storm, so kind of flashy curls...
**[08:28] ---**
What do you think, Sena-*sempai*?!
**[08:30] ---**
Um, yeah, I think it works.
**[08:32] ---**
Now for the top. Since
the sides are the ocean,
**[08:35] ---**
the top should be a sandcastle on the beach!
**[08:37] ---**
How about using a bikini instead of ribbons?
**[08:40] ---**
Ah, yes, a watermelon and some fireworks
would complete that picture...
**[08:43] ---**
Bikini?
**[08:45] ---**
Watermelon?!
**[08:47] ---**
And why not *yakisoba* while we're at it?
**[08:49] ---**
You're a genius!
**[08:50] ---**
*Y-Yakisoba*?!
**[08:51] ---**
Don't move!
**[08:52] ---**
I shall go purchase a swimsuit, a
watermelon, fireworks, and *yakisoba*.
**[08:56] ---**
Thanks!
**[08:59] ---**
Kodaka!
**[09:01] ---**
Sorry. There's nothing I can do.
**[09:04] ---**
Poke, poke, poke, poke!
**[09:06] ---**
Fly! Go on, fly!
**[09:06] ---**
"Takayama Maria"
**[09:10] ---**
Um...
**[09:12] ---**
Ack! I'm doing it! I'm doing it, just
like I'm supposed to, I promise!
**[09:18] ---**
Oh, Yukimura.
**[09:20] ---**
What are you doing, Sister Maria?
**[09:23] ---**
The old hag is making me do forced
labor as punishment for slacking off.
**[09:23] ---**
"I did something naughty. I'm very sorry."
**[09:27] ---**
So, what are you doing?
**[09:30] ---**
You see, Sena-*anego* blah
blah so on and so forth...
**[09:34] ---**
Oh, so you want something summery!
**[09:37] ---**
In that case, take these!
**[09:46] ---**
All done!
**[09:48] ---**
I call it the "Ultimate-Satisfying-Social-Life-
Meets-Midsummer-Night's-Dream Mega Max Pouf"!
**[10:00] ---**
You look super-cute, Sena-*sempai*!
**[10:03] ---**
That's just not right...
**[10:05] ---**
It really is cute.
**[10:07] ---**
Your head would make a
magnificent war trophy.
**[10:10] ---**
R-Really? It looks that good on me?
**[10:12] ---**
Seriously, it looks super-good!
**[10:14] ---**
It's not simply gaudy.
**[10:16] ---**
It evokes the poignantly
ephemeral nature of our world.
**[10:18] ---**
I'm jealous. Now I wish I'd tried
a pouf before I cut my hair!
**[10:24] ---**
Yeah, this might be a real winner!
**[10:26] ---**
Have you lost your minds?
**[10:28] ---**
Well? What do you think, Kodaka?
**[10:31] ---**
It... It really expresses
the group aesthetic.
**[10:35] ---**
Doesn't it just? Okay, I'm going home now!
**[10:39] ---**
Will she be okay?
**[10:46] ---**
Oh, Kodaka!
**[10:49] ---**
Hi, Sena.
**[10:50] ---**
Daddy was so mad at me when I got
home yesterday! Can you believe it?
**[10:57] ---**
He gave me lots spankings, and he
made me put my hair back to normal!
**[11:01] ---**
It's awful!
**[11:03] ---**
O-Oh, I see...
**[11:05] ---**
Good job, Pegasus-*san.*
**[11:09] ---**
Rika got carried away
by excitement yesterday,
**[11:12] ---**
but now that she's calmed down,
she realizes that was wrong.
**[11:15] ---**
I went a little too far.
**[11:17] ---**
We're sorry, Meat.
**[11:19] ---**
At least let this end as
a funny story! Dummies!
**[11:26] ---**
And so the club meeting ended
in disappointment once again.
**[11:42] ---**
"Today" "Why aren't you here?"
**[11:44] ---**
"Studying for a test"
**[11:51] ---**
"Unimportant! Come to the club room"
**[11:54] ---**
"It's important! Is something
up in the club room?"
**[12:01] ---**
"Only Yukimura is here! (>_<)"
**[12:08] ---**
Guess I'd better go.
**[12:10] ---**
"Kobato-*chan* just came (°^_^°)
Don't need you, Kodaka! (^^)"
**[12:13] ---**
I see how it is.
**[12:17] ---**
Hello?
**[12:18] ---**
Bro!
**[12:19] ---**
Help me!
**[12:20] ---**
Kobato-*chan*, wait!
**[12:23] ---**
No! Help me!
**[12:25] ---**
Sheesh, what are they doing?
**[12:29] ---**
I heard a scream come through the phone!
**[12:30] ---**
Think someone was kidnapped?
**[12:34] ---**
That's not it...
**[12:38] ---**
"Hasegawa Kobato"
**[12:52] ---**
"Come to think of it" "Kodaka,
are you in bad shape for finals?"
**[12:55] ---**
"Dunno"
**[13:01] ---**
"Come to my house tomorrow,
then. We'll study together."
**[13:05] ---**
I heard Sena's got the
top GPA in our grade...
**[13:14] ---**
Kobato, I'm gonna study at Sena's
place for a while this afternoon.
**[13:18] ---**
Okay.
**[13:19] ---**
Want to come along?
**[13:25] ---**
What's wrong?
**[13:28] ---**
My other half, I bid you take care.
**[13:32] ---**
In other words, you're not going.
**[13:35] ---**
She's... so scary...
**[13:37] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:39] ---**
She really hates you, Sena...
**[13:53] ---**
"Private Property"
**[13:55] ---**
Welcome, Kodaka-*kun*.
**[14:08] ---**
Kodaka, you're here!
**[14:10] ---**
All right, study hard for finals.
**[14:13] ---**
Oh, Daddy, are you done with Kodaka already?
**[14:16] ---**
Yes.
**[14:17] ---**
What was that about?
**[14:20] ---**
Daddy's always asking me how
you're doing, so I thought
**[14:24] ---**
maybe he had something he
needed to talk to you about...
**[14:26] ---**
I... I-I am not constantly asking!
**[14:33] ---**
Hayato asked me to look after
you, so of course I'm concerned.
**[14:37] ---**
I don't really understand that guy...
**[14:40] ---**
Okay, Kodaka, let's study in my room!
**[14:47] ---**
Here it is. Come on in.
**[14:49] ---**
Uh, right...
**[14:52] ---**
Hurry up!
**[14:58] ---**
Th-This is...
**[15:05] ---**
They're great pictures, right?
**[15:06] ---**
That jerk hardly ever lets her
guard down, so it was hard work!
**[15:10] ---**
Did you take these photos?
**[15:12] ---**
Yep, I got them on the sly
with my digital camera!
**[15:15] ---**
That's sneak photography!
**[15:17] ---**
Scary! This girl is scary!
**[15:19] ---**
Wh-Why did you do that?
**[15:22] ---**
Here, look at this!
**[15:25] ---**
Don't tell me this is the same one...?
**[15:27] ---**
Mm-hmm! I bought it off Yozora.
**[15:30] ---**
What?!
**[15:31] ---**
You know the phrase "perseverance
for vengeance," right?
**[15:33] ---**
Yeah, isn't that from the ancient story
about the guy who nursed his grudge
**[15:37] ---**
by sleeping on a pile of firewood every
night and eating bitter liver meat
**[15:41] ---**
until he finally got revenge
on his father's killer?
**[15:43] ---**
There you have it.
**[15:46] ---**
By staring at Yozora's stupid
face every night at bedtime
**[15:49] ---**
while inhaling the scent of the wig she wore,
**[15:52] ---**
I remember the humiliation
she's put me through
**[15:54] ---**
and psych myself up about
someday making her pay!
**[15:59] ---**
One day I'm gonna make that
jerk beg me for mercy!
**[16:02] ---**
Kashiwazaki Sena... A fearsome
woman in more ways than one.
**[16:11] ---**
Say...
**[16:15] ---**
What?
**[16:16] ---**
Oh, um, it's about this problem...
**[16:18] ---**
I already solved that one for you.
**[16:21] ---**
Um, my issue is that I
don't know *how* to solve it,
**[16:23] ---**
not just that I need the answer...
**[16:26] ---**
What? Why can't you get something so easy?
**[16:29] ---**
Are you stupid?
**[16:32] ---**
Fine! I'll do the rest myself!
**[16:35] ---**
Be quick about it, okay?
**[16:36] ---**
Jeez, how can someone be
so *not* geared for teaching?
**[16:41] ---**
Pardon me.
**[16:43] ---**
I've brought you some refreshments.
**[16:46] ---**
It's been a while, Kodaka-*sama.*
**[16:48] ---**
How are matters progressing?
**[16:50] ---**
Oh, not too badly.
**[16:52] ---**
I see. Please use this, if you'd like.
**[16:58] ---**
Huh?!
**[16:59] ---**
Please enjoy yourselves.
**[17:02] ---**
Kodaka, what did Stella give you?
**[17:06] ---**
I-It's nothing!
**[17:07] ---**
Stella*-san* is way too mysterious for me!
**[17:10] ---**
Show it to me!
**[17:12] ---**
Stop! Stop it!
**[17:14] ---**
Show it to me!
**[17:18] ---**
What are you looking at?!
**[17:19] ---**
I-I wasn't looking at anything!
**[17:26] ---**
Ugh, I'm sick of studying.
Want to play a game?
**[17:29] ---**
A game? Sheesh...
**[17:31] ---**
Well, I guess it's okay as long
as it's just a little breather.
**[17:35] ---**
Okay! Let's do this one, then.
**[17:37] ---**
Oh, I've played that one with Kobato.
**[17:44] ---**
"Fullmetal Necromancer"
**[17:44] ---**
So you own it, too?
**[17:46] ---**
I just recently bought it.
Kobato-*chan* loves the anime, right?
**[17:51] ---**
Uh-huh...
**[17:52] ---**
I got all the Blu-rays a while back, too.
**[17:54] ---**
I haven't watched them yet, but
next time Kobato-*chan* comes over...
**[17:59] ---**
Thank goodness I didn't bring Kobato with me.
**[18:03] ---**
Shatter the very soul of my
enemy! Nine Lives Breaker!
**[18:22] ---**
That makes a ten-win streak for me!
**[18:22] ---**
Hmph! Amateur.
**[18:24] ---**
Man, and you were a total
n00b in the beginning, too...
**[18:29] ---**
I'm a genius at everything, you see.
**[18:32] ---**
I wish I could deny that, but I can't.
**[18:34] ---**
Whoa, it's evening already!
**[18:36] ---**
And we didn't get any studying
for finals done at all...
**[18:40] ---**
Ugh, I'm going home.
**[18:43] ---**
Pardon me.
**[18:46] ---**
Sena-*sama*, Kodaka-*sama*, dinner is ready.
**[18:50] ---**
You heard her. Have some
food before you go, Kodaka.
**[18:53] ---**
Oh... okay...
**[18:59] ---**
Thank you for the meal.
**[19:01] ---**
Well, I'd better be getting home.
**[19:03] ---**
Kodaka*-kun.*
**[19:04] ---**
Yes?
**[19:04] ---**
Stay here for the night.
**[19:06] ---**
No, I--
**[19:07] ---**
Stay the night.
**[19:10] ---**
Yes, Sir...
**[19:17] ---**
"Can't come home tonight" "Eat
some cup noodles or whatever."
**[19:25] ---**
♪ Ah, beneath that long-ago sky! ♪
**[19:35] ---**
I always seem to get thrown off
balance when I visit this house...
**[19:43] ---**
President?!
**[19:45] ---**
I'll wash your back.
**[19:46] ---**
Th-Thank you, but that's quite all right!
**[19:49] ---**
You're as circumspect as usual, I see.
**[19:51] ---**
Hayato would be tossing the
soap at me without a care.
**[19:56] ---**
But there's no need for such concern.
**[19:57] ---**
It really concerns me!
**[20:05] ---**
How's that?
**[20:06] ---**
I-I think that's good, Sir.
**[20:09] ---**
This reminds me of the first time
Hayato ever took me to a bathhouse.
**[20:15] ---**
By the way, Kodaka-*kun..*.
**[20:17] ---**
Yes?
**[20:18] ---**
Is my daughter being bullied
at school, by any chance?
**[20:23] ---**
Hmm? No, I don't think so...
**[20:26] ---**
Oh...
**[20:27] ---**
You see, the other day
**[20:29] ---**
Sena came home with fried squid
and *yakisoba* on her head...
**[20:34] ---**
It may be hard to believe, but it's true.
**[20:37] ---**
I... I had no idea...
**[20:39] ---**
At the time she told me "This is a
high-class hairstyle worthy of my greatness,"
**[20:45] ---**
so I scolded her harshly,
**[20:47] ---**
but now that I've calmed down, I can't
imagine such a foolish style exists.
**[20:52] ---**
She's a very proud young woman.
**[20:54] ---**
I worried that she might have
said those absurd things
**[20:57] ---**
to hide the fact that she'd been bullied.
**[21:00] ---**
I-I see...
**[21:02] ---**
Um, Mr. President?
**[21:05] ---**
Have you been inside Sena's bedroom recently?
**[21:08] ---**
No, ever since she entered high school
**[21:10] ---**
she hasn't liked me to go into her room.
**[21:14] ---**
It's only natural for a
girl that age, really.
**[21:17] ---**
Mr. President, your daughter's actually
turned into a creepy stalker!
**[21:23] ---**
No, I can't say that...
**[21:26] ---**
Well, I don't think she's
being bullied, Sir. Probably.
**[21:32] ---**
I hope you're right...
**[21:38] ---**
I swear that if Sena were
ever to get bullied,
**[21:40] ---**
I would protect her!
**[21:42] ---**
So please, rest easy.
**[21:45] ---**
You would? Yes, you would!
**[21:47] ---**
Then she's in your care, Kodaka-*kun*!
**[21:49] ---**
I know she'll be in good hands with you!
**[21:51] ---**
Yes, Sir!
**[21:52] ---**
"In your care"? That seems
kind of overblown...
**[21:56] ---**
Oh well, whatever.
**[21:59] ---**
At this point, I had yet to realize
that I was getting steadily mired
**[22:03] ---**
in a situation beyond all salvaging.
**[22:07] ---**
One day, Yozora! Just you wait!
**[22:40] ---**
*A stray cloud blocks my view*
**[22:43] ---**
*Of the star I know should be shining there*
**[22:48] ---**
*What should I believe in?*
**[22:53] ---**
*I was on my way to breaking*
**[22:56] ---**
*The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world*
**[23:02] ---**
*Because I was afraid of losing it*
**[23:06] ---**
*Those days of sighing "This is absurd"*
**[23:09] ---**
*And flailing inside my birdcage*
**[23:12] ---**
*We were gazing up at the same sky*
**[23:18] ---**
*When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?*
**[23:25] ---**
*These joined hands are
stronger than any wings*
**[23:31] ---**
*We can fly higher even without wings*
**[23:38] ---**
*So I know we'll be okay trying now*
**[23:41] ---**
*Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky*
**[23:50] ---**
The anime's second season has begun at last!
**[23:53] ---**
In Season 2, now that I've cut my hair
and I'm not playing around anymore,
**[23:57] ---**
clearly I'll do remarkable things
worthy of the main heroine,
**[23:59] ---**
be lauded as trusted leader of my
troublesome Neighbors Club members,
**[24:03] ---**
become someone with a decent real
life, grow even closer to Kodaka,
**[24:06] ---**
and have a rosy future!
**[24:08] ---**
I'm looking forward to it!
**[24:10] ---**
"Homo Game Club"
**[24:10] ---**
Next time: "Homo Game Club."
**[24:12] ---**
I'm looking forward to it...
**[24:14] ---**
# 15 - Homo Game Club
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:13] ---**
Yo.
**[00:18] ---**
Ah, hello, Kodaka-*sempai.*
**[00:21] ---**
Oh, it's just Rika.
**[00:23] ---**
*That's* the line you chose to open with?
**[00:25] ---**
Seriously, Rika, what
happened to your glasses?
**[00:28] ---**
Rika thought it might be
nice to go no-glasses.
**[00:31] ---**
To try a new look, as they say.
**[00:33] ---**
You switched to contacts?
**[00:34] ---**
Oh, Rika's glasses were only for show!
**[00:37] ---**
Rika's vision is fine.
**[00:39] ---**
Why would you wear glasses for show?
**[00:41] ---**
For fashion's sake, of course!
**[00:44] ---**
I can't believe the word "fashion"
just came out of your mouth...
**[00:46] ---**
"Character design," then?
**[00:48] ---**
Oh! Okay, that makes sense.
**[00:50] ---**
Rika's not sure she appreciates
how easily you accepted that...
**[00:54] ---**
So, what do you think
of the new Rika, Sempai?
**[01:01] ---**
In descriptive terms, she's pretty
like a blooming wildflower...
**[01:06] ---**
As for whether she's my
type, I'd have to say...
**[01:09] ---**
Hell yeah.
**[01:12] ---**
Y-Y-You can't just burst
out with that, Sempai!
**[01:15] ---**
Wait, did I say that out loud?!
**[01:17] ---**
Loud and clear!
**[01:21] ---**
What was that for?!
**[01:22] ---**
Nothing.
**[01:23] ---**
I wish you'd drop dead.
**[01:24] ---**
Aniki...
**[01:26] ---**
What's wrong with you guys?!
**[01:29] ---**
Kodaka-*sempai*!
**[01:46] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:47] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[01:50] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:51] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[01:53] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[01:57] ---**
*Sono te ni datte todokisou sa*
**[02:05] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[02:06] ---**
*Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi*
**[02:11] ---**
*Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da*
**[02:19] ---**
*Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa*
**[02:26] ---**
*Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou*
**[02:33] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:34] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[02:36] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:37] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[02:39] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[02:44] ---**
*Te wo toreru you ni*
**[02:46] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:47] ---**
*Miagete bakari datte*
**[02:49] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:50] ---**
*Akogareteru ima mo*
**[02:53] ---**
*Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou*
**[02:57] ---**
*Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa*
**[03:04] ---**
"Homo Game Club"
**[03:07] ---**
I had no idea Kodaka-*sempai* felt such
a strong sexual attraction to Rika!
**[03:12] ---**
Okay, let's do the dirty! Right now!
**[03:15] ---**
Idiot!
**[03:15] ---**
Oops, Rika was a little too vulgar.
**[03:18] ---**
This is the time for classy language.
**[03:22] ---**
Will you kindly do the dirty with me, Sempai?
**[03:25] ---**
How was that "classy"?
**[03:27] ---**
Why do you have to be Rika, anyway...?
**[03:30] ---**
Is it that painful to find Rika hot?
**[03:33] ---**
You're making *Rika* want to cry now.
**[03:35] ---**
Okay, guess I'll study now.
**[03:37] ---**
He doesn't even try to patch up
the wound he gave Rika's heart!
**[03:40] ---**
It's too brutal! But that actually
makes him more... Oh, how painful!
**[03:45] ---**
But Rika's hot and bothered!
**[03:49] ---**
Fine, never mind.
**[03:51] ---**
Rika will escape into the 2D world
to soothe her bruised heart.
**[03:55] ---**
Sena-*sempai*? May Rika please borrow the TV?
**[03:59] ---**
Sure. Going to play a game?
**[04:01] ---**
I'm going to watch an anime.
**[04:02] ---**
I got this from Amazoness yesterday.
**[04:04] ---**
It's the movie version of *Homo Game Club--*
**[04:06] ---**
How dare you suggest playing such a
disgraceful thing in our club room?
**[04:09] ---**
It's not disgraceful at all!
**[04:12] ---**
True, it is based on a boys' love game
rated for adults ages 18 and up only,
**[04:17] ---**
but the TV anime cut all
the explicit graphics,
**[04:19] ---**
and it was reborn as a work children
of any age can safely enjoy!
**[04:23] ---**
The movie has somewhat upped
the number of sexy shots,
**[04:26] ---**
but the fact remains that it's
geared toward the general market!
**[04:30] ---**
So what? Who cares about stuff like that?!
**[04:32] ---**
Rika cares! Here, look closely.
**[04:36] ---**
Don't bring that thing near me.
**[04:37] ---**
There's no 18+ rating on it, right?
**[04:37] ---**
"Homo Game Club The Movie"
**[04:40] ---**
Whether it's 18+ or not,
there's no way an anime
**[04:44] ---**
with that sketchy title and sketchy
packaging is anything decent!
**[04:46] ---**
Rika doesn't think it's good to judge a book
by its cover without even looking inside.
**[04:54] ---**
I agree. You shouldn't judge
things by appearances.
**[04:57] ---**
Kodaka-*sempai*!
**[04:59] ---**
You should take a look at what's
inside before you reject them.
**[05:03] ---**
It hurts to be rejected just
for how you look, you know.
**[05:09] ---**
I-If that's how you feel, Kodaka...
**[05:11] ---**
Leave it to you, Kodaka-*sempai*!
**[05:14] ---**
Okay, you should watch *Homo Game
Club* with us, Yozora-*sempai*!
**[05:17] ---**
This movie is a reconstruction of
the TV series with new scenes added,
**[05:22] ---**
so I think you'll be okay
without any background!
**[05:26] ---**
"Homo Game Club The Movie
~This Is Our True Fortune~"
**[05:32] ---**
"Boys' Bathroom"
**[05:40] ---**
"Ecstasy"
**[05:43] ---**
Want to give it a go?
**[05:44] ---**
I-I'm not interested in *homoge*!
**[05:49] ---**
A fan-made game, huh? Sounds interesting.
**[05:52] ---**
Will you do it for me, Fumio?
**[05:55] ---**
Leave it to me, Koyomi!
**[06:01] ---**
I can't believe it... Not even
one person bought our game!
**[06:07] ---**
You idiot!
**[06:11] ---**
You know there's something
more important than sales!
**[06:19] ---**
I'll do away with the Homo
Game Club once and for all!
**[06:24] ---**
I'll never let you do that!
**[06:28] ---**
You're blocking the screen.
**[06:30] ---**
I swear I'll protect you, even if I
have to go against the whole world.
**[06:39] ---**
That's my line.
**[06:42] ---**
Let's fight together for
what's important to us!
**[06:47] ---**
What do you think, Yozora-*sempai*?
**[06:50] ---**
I-It's okay, I guess.
**[06:52] ---**
I see, so that's what happened to you...
**[06:55] ---**
Thank you for sharing that with me, Koyomi.
**[06:58] ---**
Fumio...
**[07:04] ---**
Huh?
**[07:05] ---**
Huh?!
**[07:08] ---**
"The End"
**[07:12] ---**
Two hours simply flew by.
**[07:14] ---**
Thank you for showing us this great movie.
**[07:17] ---**
Rika...
**[07:18] ---**
Yes?
**[07:19] ---**
Why did Fumio and Koyomi, um... k-kiss?
**[07:24] ---**
"Why"? Of course people kiss when
their emotions are running high!
**[07:29] ---**
B-But, those two are
*friends*... friends do that?
**[07:35] ---**
Yes, they do. It's the human impulse.
**[07:38] ---**
Still, for friends to do one
so... steamy... Isn't that weird?
**[07:43] ---**
Not one bit!
**[07:45] ---**
When two people's hearts
are strongly connected,
**[07:47] ---**
to desire a joining of the
flesh is the natural next step!
**[07:51] ---**
Though they may be friends,
though they may be two men,
**[07:54] ---**
they lock lips and spread
legs with the one they love!
**[07:57] ---**
It is a law of nature!
**[08:00] ---**
Don't say "though they may
be two men" so lightly.
**[08:04] ---**
I see... So even friends kiss each other.
**[08:12] ---**
H-Hmph!
**[08:14] ---**
I admit, I shouldn't have
judged by appearances.
**[08:17] ---**
And Rika may take that to mean you've
awakened as a fellow yaoi fangirl?!
**[08:21] ---**
N-No, I haven't!
**[08:24] ---**
I'm just saying *Homo Game Club
*was pretty good. That's all.
**[08:28] ---**
Rika is so glad you enjoyed it!
**[08:30] ---**
If there are any other
good ones, bring them in.
**[08:33] ---**
Yes!
**[08:34] ---**
At last, Rika's longed-for comrade!
**[08:37] ---**
Yet if Rika makes a wrong choice
now, it will come to nothing.
**[08:40] ---**
Be calm, Shiguma Rika!
**[08:42] ---**
*My Baby Maker Can't Be This Cute
*is a macho-homo masterpiece,
**[08:46] ---**
but there are only 18+ versions,
which is an obstacle.
**[08:48] ---**
And *Nyaro-san: Another Nestling Chaos
*would dive straight into tentacle fare...
**[08:50] ---**
Hey, hey, Yozora!
**[08:52] ---**
What, Meat?
**[08:53] ---**
You know "what"! You always badmouth
my gal games and call them creepy,
**[08:58] ---**
so how come Rika's gay anime is okay?!
**[08:58] ---**
"Homo Game Club"
**[09:01] ---**
Don't compare this work depicting
noble friendship between two boys,
**[09:04] ---**
a theme appropriate to the
goals of the Neighbors Club,
**[09:07] ---**
to games where you do lewd things
with other girls, stupid Meat!
**[09:11] ---**
I won't let you get away with
making fun of gal games!
**[09:13] ---**
Try reading the scene you're doing
in this game out loud, then.
**[09:19] ---**
From your face, it must be
another one so disgraceful
**[09:22] ---**
you can't even bear to say it.
**[09:23] ---**
Th-This particular scene just
happens to be one of those...
**[09:28] ---**
Just so you know, I could read any
scene from *Homo Game Club* out loud.
**[09:33] ---**
Because *Homo Game Club* is a noble work!
**[09:37] ---**
All right, try it, then!
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, this scene. I remember it.
**[09:46] ---**
I swear I'll protect you, even if I
have to go against the whole world.
**[09:55] ---**
That's my line.
**[09:57] ---**
Let's fight together for
what's important to us!
**[10:01] ---**
Why did it happen to land
on cool-sounding lines?!
**[10:04] ---**
We're doing a different scene.
**[10:08] ---**
No matter what stands in my way,
**[10:11] ---**
it can never stop me from walking my path!
**[10:14] ---**
Gah, that's it! Why are there so many
gratuitously cool lines?! Idiot!
**[10:18] ---**
Because it's all the most famous
scenes from the TV show!
**[10:23] ---**
If you can't say you like what you like,
**[10:26] ---**
don't you think it might be the
world, and not you, that's wrong?
**[10:30] ---**
Noooo! Another cool one!
**[10:32] ---**
Big talk for some sloppy muscleman!
**[10:34] ---**
Don't underestimate Misao.
**[10:35] ---**
I'm amazed she remembers every word...
**[10:38] ---**
Now, I believe I've done enough.
**[10:42] ---**
Meat.
**[10:43] ---**
How about *you* take a turn now?
**[10:48] ---**
What's wrong, Meat?
**[10:49] ---**
If there's nothing to be
ashamed of in your game,
**[10:53] ---**
read the dialogue in this
scene to us loud and clear!
**[10:58] ---**
Go on.
**[11:01] ---**
Go on.
**[11:03] ---**
Go on!
**[11:07] ---**
Gah!
**[11:09] ---**
Fine! I *will*, then!
**[11:12] ---**
It's like what they just
said in that anime, anyway!
**[11:15] ---**
If you can't say you like what you
like, it's the world that's wrong!
**[11:19] ---**
To defend the honor of "*One Day I Suddenly
Got a Blond Little Sister with Pigtails*
**[11:23] ---**
*and I Can't Take It Anymore,*"
**[11:26] ---**
I, too, shall battle the world!
**[11:28] ---**
What's with that title?
**[11:30] ---**
I-I'm reading...
**[11:33] ---**
"B-Big Brother, thrust your
big, th-thick th... th..."
**[11:40] ---**
What?
**[11:42] ---**
"Big Brother, thrust your...
b-b-big, thick th..."
**[11:47] ---**
Read it louder, and
clearer, and with *feeling*!
**[11:57] ---**
Big Brother, thrust your big, thick [bleep] deep
in my [bleep] and [bleep] your [bleep] milk inside me!
**[12:14] ---**
Sh-She actually said it...
**[12:18] ---**
I won't let you always win, you know.
**[12:21] ---**
I didn't think the line would be so--*that*...
**[12:24] ---**
Well? I said it.
**[12:26] ---**
Now do you understand that this
game is in no way embarrassing?
**[12:31] ---**
Ah, y-yes. We'll say I lost this round.
**[12:34] ---**
L-Look in my direction and say that!
**[12:36] ---**
Even Rika might not be able to say that one.
**[12:41] ---**
I am humbly impressed. I did not
know you were such a deviant.
**[12:46] ---**
Well, um, I definitely understand
that you treasure that game.
**[12:52] ---**
I'm sorry for making fun of it.
**[13:02] ---**
Yozora, you're a perverted *homoge* maniac!
**[13:13] ---**
Final exams are over at last.
**[13:26] ---**
Hey, you troubled lamb over there!
**[13:31] ---**
Come on, don't ignore me, Lamb!
**[13:35] ---**
Turning your back on a servant of God like me
**[13:39] ---**
means you're a sinner who's
turned away from God!
**[13:41] ---**
Er, I guess there's no
chance you don't mean me?
**[13:44] ---**
Natch! Or "naturally," I should say!
**[13:50] ---**
Oopsy-daisy...
**[13:52] ---**
"Oopsy-daisy"?
**[13:53] ---**
Do you need something?
**[13:55] ---**
Just figured I'd say, "If you've got
any troubles, I'm here to listen."
**[13:58] ---**
Since I'm a Sister.
**[14:00] ---**
Well, I'm not completely trouble-free...
**[14:03] ---**
I hear you! A lot can happen in life, right?
**[14:06] ---**
I can get why you'd go astray like that!
**[14:10] ---**
Er, if you're talking about
my hair, it's natural.
**[14:13] ---**
What? That's natural?!
**[14:16] ---**
Huh, so that's natural...
**[14:18] ---**
Well, a lot can happen in life!
**[14:22] ---**
She just glossed it over!
**[14:25] ---**
Sorry for stopping you. Anyway,
if you do have any troubles,
**[14:28] ---**
come over to the student counseling center.
**[14:30] ---**
I'm Takayama Kate.
**[14:32] ---**
Some kids call me "Kate-*chan*"
or "Mother Kate."
**[14:35] ---**
Takayama?
**[14:36] ---**
Big Brother!
**[14:39] ---**
Hey, it's Big Brother!
**[14:42] ---**
I found Big Brother!
**[14:46] ---**
Oh, Maria, is this person...?
**[14:50] ---**
Wh-Wh-What are you doing here
with Big Brother, you hag?!
**[14:53] ---**
So you *do* know her.
**[14:54] ---**
Ma-ri-a...
**[14:58] ---**
Who do you think you're calling a hag?!
**[15:00] ---**
That hurts, stop it! Die, poopy crappy hag!
**[15:02] ---**
I'm not "hag," I'm "Big
Sister," now aren't I?
**[15:05] ---**
Shut up, poopy crappy hag!
**[15:06] ---**
"Poopy crappy" is redundant,
poopy crappy Maria!
**[15:09] ---**
Ow!
**[15:10] ---**
Die! Die, poopy hag! Poop--
**[15:12] ---**
Come on, say it. "Big Sister."
**[15:16] ---**
It hurts, it hurts! I'm sorry!
I was wrong, Big Sis--*hag*.
**[15:23] ---**
Still saying that, you filthy brat?!
**[15:26] ---**
Please forgive me, Big Sister!
**[15:31] ---**
So, are you Hasegawa Kodaka?
**[15:34] ---**
Y-Yes.
**[15:35] ---**
I see. My little sister talks
about you all the time.
**[15:39] ---**
Little sister?
**[15:40] ---**
Yep. I'm Maria's big sister.
**[15:43] ---**
But now I get it. So *you're
*the famous Big Brother Kodaka.
**[15:48] ---**
She's a moron, obviously, but take
good care of her, okay Kodaka-*kun*?
**[15:53] ---**
Hmph!
**[15:54] ---**
Big Brother is Big Brother whether a
hag asks him to be or not! You crap!
**[16:01] ---**
Make sure you do your work!
**[16:02] ---**
Don't wanna!
**[16:04] ---**
That kid...
**[16:09] ---**
Sheesh, why'd she turn out
so dumb, anyway? You know?
**[16:14] ---**
Still, I am grateful to you... all of you.
**[16:19] ---**
"All of you"?
**[16:20] ---**
It's the "Neighbors Club," right?
**[16:23] ---**
Maria's been in better spirits
since she became your advisor.
**[16:26] ---**
Really? It seemed to me like
she was always high-spirited.
**[16:29] ---**
Actually, no.
**[16:31] ---**
That idiot's never been able to
do anything but get good grades,
**[16:35] ---**
so she gets conceited and
looks down on other people.
**[16:38] ---**
And she's only gotten vainer since
she skipped all those grades...
**[16:42] ---**
So having you and your little sister...
can I call her "Poopy Vampire"?
**[16:49] ---**
And Mikazuki Yozora. I'm
especially grateful to her.
**[16:53] ---**
To *Yozora*?
**[16:55] ---**
We never knew how to interact
with Maria, so we were at a loss.
**[17:00] ---**
But Mikazuki-*san* ignored her protests
and dragged her out into the world.
**[17:05] ---**
That's what Maria needed most then.
**[17:09] ---**
I guess she was the first stranger Maria met
**[17:12] ---**
that she couldn't play
the "I'm smart" card on.
**[17:15] ---**
Oh...
**[17:17] ---**
Gratitude to Yozora--I
didn't see that coming.
**[17:20] ---**
I'm not a fan of letting kids
run around naked, though.
**[17:25] ---**
I-I'm sorry! I'll talk to her.
**[17:28] ---**
Anyway, keep up the good work
with her... Big Brother.
**[17:33] ---**
Yes, Ma'am--wait, "Big Brother"?
**[17:35] ---**
If you're Maria's big brother,
then you're mine too, aren't you?
**[17:39] ---**
I mean, I'm fifteen.
**[17:42] ---**
Okay, bye-bye, Big Brother!
**[17:48] ---**
Whoops, I farted.
**[17:56] ---**
Kodaka.
**[17:58] ---**
I thought you'd be in the club room by now.
**[18:00] ---**
No, I ran into somebody kinda strange...
**[18:03] ---**
Somebody strange?
**[18:06] ---**
By the way, Kodaka...
**[18:08] ---**
Finals are over now...
**[18:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:11] ---**
Rumor has it that people with friends
**[18:14] ---**
do something called "comparing
their answers" after tests.
**[18:17] ---**
Oh, yeah, I hear some
regions have that custom.
**[18:22] ---**
Y-Yes, it's a totally
pointless custom, isn't it?
**[18:30] ---**
But Kodaka, in the future
when we make friends,
**[18:34] ---**
we might be forced to do the "compare
answers" thing between classes.
**[18:38] ---**
True.
**[18:39] ---**
So... w-we're going to prepare for that
by practicing comparing test answers!
**[18:45] ---**
O-Okay, got it.
**[18:47] ---**
Right... We'll compare answers on
Math II, Section 3, Question 4, then.
**[18:52] ---**
Math II? But that was on the first day!
**[18:55] ---**
I don't remember the questions *or* my answers.
**[18:58] ---**
That's what I'm most worried about.
**[19:01] ---**
What kind of question was it?
**[19:02] ---**
It was a proof worth 15 points.
**[19:05] ---**
Oh, that one! Mine got really long,
but I'm not too confident about it...
**[19:10] ---**
But isn't it kind of rough trying
to compare proofs standing outside?
**[19:15] ---**
You've got a point...
**[19:16] ---**
Maybe the right move is to say "That
one was hard" or "I think I got it"
**[19:22] ---**
to just get the conversation flowing.
**[19:25] ---**
Okay.
**[19:27] ---**
That question was hard, huh!
**[19:31] ---**
Yes, it was!
**[19:36] ---**
Let's use a different question!
**[19:38] ---**
Let's make it a multiple-choice
or fill-in-the-blank one!
**[19:41] ---**
Preferably one we did today.
**[19:44] ---**
One from today that worries me...
**[19:46] ---**
Problem 11 from Section
2 of Japanese History.
**[19:49] ---**
Hold on a sec.
**[19:50] ---**
Let's see...
**[19:53] ---**
"After Hojo Tokimune's death,
powerful vassal Adachi Yasumori
**[19:57] ---**
was overthrown by Inner Administrator
blank number eleven."
**[20:01] ---**
Definitely Taira Yoritsuna, I'm sure of it.
**[20:04] ---**
Well, of course I know that.
**[20:07] ---**
But I think I might have
written the "*tsuna*" part
**[20:11] ---**
with the kanji for "net" instead of "rope."
**[20:13] ---**
What am I supposed to do about it?!
**[20:15] ---**
I'm really worried... Which one
is "net," and which one is "rope"?
**[20:20] ---**
They *are* similar, but...
**[20:22] ---**
"Taira Yoritsuna"
**[20:24] ---**
Wait...
**[20:25] ---**
Are you sure *you* didn't misspell it
when *you* wrote the answer, Kodaka?
**[20:30] ---**
Crap, now you've got me worried too!
**[20:33] ---**
I wrote it right, didn't I?
**[20:35] ---**
I'm not so sure.
**[20:37] ---**
Now I'm worried about the parts
I used to be confident about?!
**[20:40] ---**
This "comparing answers" thing is fearsome!
**[20:42] ---**
It really is.
**[20:46] ---**
Okay, then, next one. Number 18 in Section 2.
**[20:50] ---**
Hmm... "In Year 1 of the Shochu Era, blank
number eighteen, Emperor Go-Daigo"...
**[20:55] ---**
I just guessed on this--
**[20:57] ---**
Year 1324!
**[21:00] ---**
Oh, it's Sena.
**[21:02] ---**
Whatcha doing? That
"comparing answers" thing?
**[21:04] ---**
Yep.
**[21:04] ---**
Then I'll be nice and join you!
**[21:07] ---**
You're pretty lucky, getting
to hear my perfect answers!
**[21:11] ---**
We don't need you. Scram.
**[21:14] ---**
What's the problem? Let me do it too!
**[21:17] ---**
Math II, Section 3, Question 5, then.
**[21:20] ---**
Hmm... 4 times the square root of 5!
**[21:23] ---**
How do they know the questions by number?
**[21:26] ---**
Classical Japanese, Section
2, Question 1 part 3!
**[21:29] ---**
Sa-line irregular conjugation!
**[21:31] ---**
What? Consonant-stem conjugation...?
**[21:33] ---**
You got that one wrong, huh Yozora?
**[21:35] ---**
Come on, come on, what's the next question?
**[21:37] ---**
We're done. Comparing answers really
is a waste of time, isn't it?
**[21:42] ---**
It's not like it changes your test scores.
**[21:45] ---**
Sour grapes?
**[21:46] ---**
Wait, Yozora!
**[21:48] ---**
Give me a question! A question!
**[21:50] ---**
I don't care how hard it is!
**[21:53] ---**
No. Comparing answers with you is no fun.
**[21:56] ---**
But--Don't say that, it's what Yamamoto
who sat next to me in eighth grade said!
**[22:00] ---**
I'd rather compare answers
with Tomo-*chan* than you.
**[22:04] ---**
Say, Tomo-*chan*,
**[22:06] ---**
what did you put for Question
7 in Section 2 of the bio exam?
**[22:08] ---**
Hey! Don't mumble crazy
things to yourself, ask me--
**[22:11] ---**
Oh! The answer to that one
is "Calvin-Benson cycle"!
**[22:14] ---**
I wasn't sure, but I put
"Calvin-Benson cycle."
**[22:17] ---**
Oh, that's what you put too,
Tomo-*chan*? I feel better, then!
**[22:22] ---**
Hey! Listen to me, Yozora!
**[22:45] ---**
*Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi*
**[22:48] ---**
*Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru*
**[22:54] ---**
*Nani wo shinjitara ii?*
**[22:58] ---**
*Fuantei sugiru sekai de*
**[23:01] ---**
*Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta*
**[23:07] ---**
*Nakusu no ga kowakute*
**[23:11] ---**
*Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki*
**[23:14] ---**
*Torikago de agaiteta hibi*
**[23:17] ---**
*Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa*
**[23:24] ---**
*Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne*
**[23:30] ---**
*Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da*
**[23:37] ---**
*Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara*
**[23:43] ---**
*Kitto ima nara daijoubu*
**[23:46] ---**
*Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou*
**[23:56] ---**
Phew, exams are finally over!
**[23:59] ---**
I was dedicated about studying, so I
got through them, but it was rough.
**[24:02] ---**
By the way, the reason we had
finals after summer vacation
**[24:05] ---**
is because our school is
on the two-term system.
**[24:07] ---**
Who's that explanation for?
**[24:09] ---**
Anyway, now that exams are over--
**[24:11] ---**
Yeah, now we have to
study for the next tests!
**[24:14] ---**
Seriously?!
**[24:15] ---**
"My Little Sisters Are This Cute"
**[24:15] ---**
Next time: "My Little Sisters Are This Cute."
**[24:20] ---**
So you really have a sister complex, Kodaka?
**[24:23] ---**
# 16 - My Little Sisters Are This Cute
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**[00:36] ---**
Kobato, you get it, okay?
I can't leave dinner alone.
**[00:39] ---**
Mm.
**[00:39] ---**
If it's a newspaper salesman or something,
you can just say "We don't want any."
**[00:44] ---**
Mm.
**[00:47] ---**
Kobato!
**[00:48] ---**
Mm-mmm!
**[00:52] ---**
We don't want any.
**[00:54] ---**
So I was right, it's a salesman.
**[00:56] ---**
We don't want any! We don't want any!
**[00:59] ---**
I *said* ya ain't *wanted*, dummy!
**[01:02] ---**
What's going on?
**[01:04] ---**
How many times do I gotta
say it? We don't *want* ya!
**[01:08] ---**
It's Big Brother!
**[01:10] ---**
Maria?!
**[01:11] ---**
Big Brother! I found Big Brother!
**[01:15] ---**
I said I didn't want ya, so
why'd ya come inside, jerk?!
**[01:18] ---**
Maria, what are you doing here?
**[01:20] ---**
I'm a nunnery!
**[01:22] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:22] ---**
Whoops! I meant I'm a runaway!
**[01:26] ---**
Don't get those two confus--wait, *runaway*?!
**[01:28] ---**
Yep!
**[01:44] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:45] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[01:48] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:49] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[01:51] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[01:55] ---**
*I bet I can even reach your hand*
**[02:03] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[02:04] ---**
*It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster*
**[02:08] ---**
*I always barreled ahead with everything I had*
**[02:17] ---**
*Our time won't last forever, now will it?*
**[02:24] ---**
*Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment*
**[02:31] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:32] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[02:34] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:35] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[02:37] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[02:42] ---**
*So I can take your hand*
**[02:44] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:45] ---**
*Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky*
**[02:47] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:48] ---**
*But I'm still drawn to it*
**[02:51] ---**
*One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need*
**[02:55] ---**
*I bet I can even reach that star*
**[03:02] ---**
"My Little Sisters Are This Cute"
**[03:06] ---**
The hag's always on my case,
telling me to do my job!
**[03:09] ---**
So I told her "Big Brother
wouldn't say that to me,"
**[03:12] ---**
and she said, "Go live
with Big Brother, then!"
**[03:15] ---**
And you actually came?
**[03:17] ---**
Yes!
**[03:24] ---**
Hello?
**[03:26] ---**
Yo. You know who I am.
**[03:28] ---**
No lame jokes, please, Kate-*sensei.*
**[03:31] ---**
Bingo! It's your little sister Kate*-chan*!
**[03:36] ---**
Listen, Maria came over here...
**[03:39] ---**
Yeah, I know. I'd appreciate it if you
could keep her for a couple of days.
**[03:43] ---**
Huh? Are you sure I shouldn't bring her back?
**[03:46] ---**
Is she an inconvenience?
**[03:47] ---**
Well, not really...
**[03:49] ---**
What, poopy vampire?
**[03:49] ---**
School's out for a few days,
**[03:51] ---**
I ain't poop, dummy!
**[03:51] ---**
so if she only stays that long...
**[03:52] ---**
Thanks, Big Brother! Love you!
**[03:55] ---**
Shut up.
**[04:02] ---**
Wow! Why is there so much?! Is it Christmas?!
**[04:07] ---**
Obviously not.
**[04:09] ---**
Then why? Tell me why!
**[04:11] ---**
What a bothersome minion of God.
**[04:13] ---**
This is the whole problem with plebeians...
**[04:16] ---**
Bad!
**[04:17] ---**
What the heck was that, jerk?!
**[04:18] ---**
You have to pray first!
**[04:22] ---**
I am of the Night Tribe. I
would never pray to your God.
**[04:26] ---**
Kobato!
**[04:28] ---**
You don't have to pray, but at
least say "Thanks for the food."
**[04:32] ---**
Thanks for the food...
**[04:34] ---**
Good job.
**[04:39] ---**
Hey, it's not fair for you to start first!
**[04:41] ---**
O Father in Heaven, thank you
for giving us this daily bread--
**[04:46] ---**
Poopy amen!
**[04:52] ---**
Tasty!
**[04:54] ---**
Hey, you didn't finish prayin'!
**[04:57] ---**
I'm securing this poor fried chicken
before the evil vampire takes it!
**[05:01] ---**
You're a cheater!
**[05:02] ---**
Am not!
**[05:03] ---**
Are too, are too!
**[05:05] ---**
Am not!
**[05:05] ---**
Chew with your mouths closed, you guys...
**[05:06] ---**
Are too!
**[05:07] ---**
The one who says "cheater"
is the real cheater!
**[05:11] ---**
Hello?
**[05:13] ---**
B-Big Brother, what color
underwear are you wearing?
**[05:17] ---**
State your business.
**[05:18] ---**
Oh, well, it's not a big deal, but
are you eating dinner already?
**[05:23] ---**
Yeah, right now.
**[05:25] ---**
Okay. Tell Maria to eat her
vegetables, okay Big Brother?
**[05:29] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[05:36] ---**
Okay, who ate my chicken?
**[05:40] ---**
Her!
**[05:45] ---**
Come to think of it, Maria, I'm
impressed you found my house.
**[05:48] ---**
I had the hag bring me here, so I was okay!
**[05:51] ---**
Quite the unconventional runaway, aren't you?
**[05:57] ---**
Hello?
**[05:58] ---**
Did Maria eat her veggies?
**[06:00] ---**
Like a horse.
**[06:00] ---**
Hey, there's oil floating in there!
**[06:01] ---**
Oh, good. Okay, bye!
**[06:12] ---**
B-Bro...
**[06:16] ---**
It has been a while. I'll allow
you to play a game with me.
**[06:18] ---**
Oh, I know what that is! It's
one of those *eroge* things!
**[06:22] ---**
No it ain't!
**[06:23] ---**
It's not?
**[06:25] ---**
That's a normal game, with no erotic stuff.
**[06:27] ---**
Want to try it?
**[06:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:45] ---**
That was an easy win.
**[06:47] ---**
No dim-witted human could
even hope to match me.
**[06:51] ---**
No pulling your punches, huh?
**[06:55] ---**
Darkness Requiem!
**[06:56] ---**
Come on, wake up!
**[07:02] ---**
Fall into eternal darkness.
**[07:03] ---**
I win once again.
**[07:05] ---**
Aw, I was so close! It was mean
of you to put that magic on me!
**[07:09] ---**
Hey, it's about time you two took your baths.
**[07:12] ---**
Baths? Me! I want a bath!
**[07:15] ---**
Yay! Bath time! Bath time
at Big Brother's house!
**[07:21] ---**
Hey, the bath is this way!
**[07:23] ---**
Oh, that way!
**[07:26] ---**
So this is Big Brother's bath!
**[07:31] ---**
Maria's in the bath.
**[07:32] ---**
Okay, then tell her to make
sure she washes up good.
**[07:35] ---**
Are you that worried about her?
**[07:37] ---**
I-I-I'm not worried *at all*!
**[07:47] ---**
Whoa, it's like white poop.
**[07:50] ---**
Maria, I'm leaving you some pjs.
**[07:52] ---**
They're Kobato's, but don't sweat it.
**[07:54] ---**
Oh, and wash up good!
**[07:56] ---**
Got it!
**[07:59] ---**
Ha! No effect on me.
**[08:02] ---**
Hey, hey, Big Brother!
**[08:04] ---**
What's up?
**[08:05] ---**
These pajamas are uncomfortable!
**[08:08] ---**
The chest is too tight.
**[08:11] ---**
I can't sleep like this!
**[08:14] ---**
Oh, sorry about that.
**[08:16] ---**
Don't sleep then, dummy!
**[08:19] ---**
Whoa, Kobato, what's gotten into you?!
**[08:22] ---**
Refreshed!
**[08:25] ---**
It's Big Brother's t-shirt!
**[08:28] ---**
It's like I combined with him!
**[08:34] ---**
Foolish minion of God, you
shall regret mocking me!
**[08:39] ---**
Bring it on, poopy vampire!
**[08:41] ---**
Time to fight!
**[08:56] ---**
That was an easy win.
**[08:57] ---**
Did that teach you how powerful I am?
**[09:05] ---**
Hmph! You're not even worth fighting now.
**[09:21] ---**
Well, they do say "A sleeping
child is a growing child."
**[09:25] ---**
I'm sleepin' too!
**[09:28] ---**
What's with you?
**[09:34] ---**
Okay, I think I'll turn in, too...
**[09:42] ---**
Is Maria asleep already?
**[09:44] ---**
Yep.
**[09:45] ---**
Oh.
**[09:46] ---**
Listen... do you have a sister complex?
**[09:49] ---**
H-H-How dare you say such a thing!
**[09:55] ---**
Hello.
**[09:56] ---**
Did she brush her teeth before she--
**[10:02] ---**
Life's gonna be rough if I
don't give Maria back fast.
**[10:07] ---**
Hang in there, Maria...
**[10:18] ---**
Hold it, Maria!
**[10:20] ---**
Apologize to Big Brother
for causing him trouble.
**[10:23] ---**
S-Sorry for causing trouble!
**[10:25] ---**
*You* caused me way more trouble.
**[10:28] ---**
We owe you for this!
**[10:30] ---**
It was no big deal.
**[10:31] ---**
Hey, Big Brother, can I come stay over again?
**[10:34] ---**
Sure, anytime.
**[10:36] ---**
Don't ever come back, dummy!
**[10:38] ---**
Shut up, poopy vampire! I'm
coming back no matter what!
**[10:45] ---**
Bye-bye!
**[10:48] ---**
Phew. I was worried for a while there...
**[10:53] ---**
Only a *child* runs away from home.
**[10:57] ---**
But that line really got to her.
**[11:05] ---**
Come on, gaming first thing in the morning?
**[11:07] ---**
I must build up my magic to prepare for
the foolish minion of God's invasion!
**[11:12] ---**
Next time she comes,
**[11:14] ---**
I shall make her prostrate herself
before my overwhelming power!
**[11:18] ---**
"Next time she comes," eh?
**[11:32] ---**
Man, by the third day school's
out, there's nothing left to do...
**[11:37] ---**
True. How are the normal
students killing time?
**[11:42] ---**
Beats me.
**[11:43] ---**
Ah, in manga Rika has seen people
having parties together after finals.
**[11:48] ---**
Rika thinks they're called
"Forget Your Cares Parties."
**[11:50] ---**
Oh, I've heard of those.
**[11:53] ---**
Should we give this "Forget Your
Cares Party" thing a shot, then?
**[11:58] ---**
I didn't study for exams, so I
don't have any cares to forget.
**[12:01] ---**
Don't participate, then.
**[12:03] ---**
Oh, I'm so tired! I was so worried
about finals I'm exhausted now!
**[12:08] ---**
I see. If you're *that* tired,
don't overexert yourself.
**[12:11] ---**
Go sleep in the nurse's office.
**[12:12] ---**
Hey, wait--
**[12:14] ---**
Um, Rika didn't take the
exams to begin with...
**[12:18] ---**
I'm a teacher, so I didn't take them either,
**[12:20] ---**
but I wanna do the party!
**[12:21] ---**
Sure, it's your choice.
**[12:24] ---**
Then so will I!
**[12:25] ---**
Sorry, but "Forget Your Cares
Parties" are for six people only.
**[12:28] ---**
Why do you pick on me like that?! Dummy!
**[12:31] ---**
No cares!
**[12:32] ---**
Does everybody have a drink?
**[12:34] ---**
--Yep! - -Yeah!
**[12:36] ---**
Okay, drink!
**[12:38] ---**
Hold it, hold it! You're supposed to
say "cheers" or something, not "drink"!
**[12:41] ---**
O-Oh... Well, then, to finals ending...
**[12:45] ---**
Ch-Cheers!
**[12:47] ---**
Cheers.
**[12:48] ---**
Cheers!
**[12:50] ---**
Snacks! Snacks!
**[12:52] ---**
What's wrong?
**[12:53] ---**
I'm ashamed to say that I have
trouble with carbonated drinks.
**[12:58] ---**
Then why did you choose one?
**[13:00] ---**
Because you chose it, Aniki.
**[13:03] ---**
I see that a true man must not allow
mere carbonation to defeat him.
**[13:08] ---**
Hey!
**[13:12] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[13:16] ---**
Aniki, please forgive your useless servant.
**[13:21] ---**
I'll drink this for you, so get yourself
some orange juice or something.
**[13:27] ---**
A-Aniki...
**[13:29] ---**
OMG! Indirect kiss!
**[13:32] ---**
What are you, a little kid?
**[13:34] ---**
Sheesh...
**[13:44] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[13:48] ---**
Yozora, can you still
not handle fizzy drinks?
**[13:52] ---**
It's not that I *can't* drink them.
I just hate them, that's all.
**[13:56] ---**
"Still"?
**[13:57] ---**
O-Oh, nothing...
**[14:00] ---**
Crap, I forgot us knowing each
other before was a secret.
**[14:03] ---**
Very suspicious.
**[14:05] ---**
Munch, munch.
**[14:07] ---**
Well? What comes next? Do
we play a game or something?
**[14:11] ---**
Party games... The King Game comes to mind.
**[14:15] ---**
What's the King Game?
**[14:17] ---**
You draw straws to pick a king,
**[14:19] ---**
and then the king gets to make
another player do anything he wants.
**[14:23] ---**
Anything?!
**[14:24] ---**
So could I make Yozora lick my feet, then?!
**[14:27] ---**
Ow!
**[14:28] ---**
Well, the king's orders are absolute,
so it's technically possible.
**[14:33] ---**
I want to do it! I want
to play the King Game!
**[14:36] ---**
Very well. Someone needs to crack
stupid Meat's psyche like an egg.
**[14:41] ---**
J-Just a second! We're only doing
this game on one condition!
**[14:46] ---**
"King Straws" "Orders"
**[14:46] ---**
Let's decide the king's orders by lottery.
**[14:49] ---**
Everybody write down orders on
paper and put them in this box.
**[14:53] ---**
That's kind of a weird rule.
**[14:55] ---**
Obviously without preventative measures,
everybody's orders will be crazy!
**[15:00] ---**
Okay, everybody got one? Now...
**[15:04] ---**
Who's the king?!
**[15:08] ---**
Here! I'm the king!
**[15:08] ---**
"King"
**[15:10] ---**
I'm clearly the one suited
to kingship, anyway.
**[15:13] ---**
Whatever, Meat, just draw an order!
**[15:16] ---**
Talking to your king that
way will get you in trouble.
**[15:20] ---**
And the order is... Number
4 has to put on a swimsuit!
**[15:23] ---**
Who the heck wrote *that* order?!
**[15:26] ---**
Me!
**[15:28] ---**
What did you intend to do
if *you* got stuck doing it?
**[15:33] ---**
I wouldn't get stuck with
my own order, silly!
**[15:37] ---**
Now, who's Number 4?
**[15:39] ---**
Who's the poor sap
**[15:41] ---**
who gets stuck humiliating themselves
wearing a swimsuit like a super-idiot
**[15:45] ---**
while everyone else is dressed?
**[15:48] ---**
Bro!
**[15:49] ---**
Kobato-*chan*?!
**[15:52] ---**
I declare it invalid! This
order never happened!
**[15:55] ---**
My sympathies, but a king's
order, once given, is absolute.
**[15:59] ---**
Sister of Kodaka, if you must blame
someone, blame this brutal tyrant.
**[16:04] ---**
It's my fault?!
**[16:05] ---**
But look, we don't have any swimsuits, so...
**[16:09] ---**
It's not a *swimsuit*, but...
**[16:16] ---**
Um, Kobato-*chan*?
**[16:19] ---**
I ain't forgivin' you... I
ain't never forgivin' you!
**[16:22] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[16:25] ---**
Who's the king?!
**[16:28] ---**
Oh, it's me.
**[16:30] ---**
"Orders"
**[16:35] ---**
W-Was this written by an idiot?!
**[16:38] ---**
Who's Number 5?! Read the text on this paper!
**[16:42] ---**
Hey, I won!
**[16:46] ---**
Hmm... "T-Too good! I-I'm so close!
**[16:50] ---**
I'm gonna come, I'm gonna
come, oh, I'm there!
**[16:53] ---**
It's so good! I'm coming so hard!"
**[16:57] ---**
How could you make her read that?
**[17:00] ---**
You figured it out, huh?
**[17:02] ---**
Really Rika wanted one
of her *sempai* to pick it
**[17:04] ---**
so she could enjoy them writhing
in shame as they recited it...
**[17:08] ---**
We're moving on.
**[17:10] ---**
I'm the king!
**[17:10] ---**
"Orders"
**[17:12] ---**
And the order is...
**[17:12] ---**
"King"
**[17:22] ---**
Welcome!
**[17:25] ---**
Tell me, was someone with
my face just in here?
**[17:28] ---**
That was Lupin, you rube!
**[17:33] ---**
Thank you for shopping with us!
**[17:37] ---**
Which one of you wrote this stupid order?
**[17:40] ---**
And why would the king give
*herself* an order, anyway?!
**[17:44] ---**
The king's orders are absolute.
Even orders to herself.
**[17:50] ---**
So *she's* the culprit.
**[17:53] ---**
And she folded a corner so
that she wouldn't pick it...
**[17:56] ---**
She's a fearsome woman, as always...
**[17:59] ---**
"Orders"
**[18:01] ---**
"Number 1 has to bare their chest
to everybody." Ugh, that's low.
**[18:06] ---**
Leave it to you, Aniki.
That's majorly hard-core.
**[18:09] ---**
Whoa, hey, it wasn't me!
**[18:12] ---**
Yeah, I wrote that one.
**[18:13] ---**
Seriously, what if you'd
gotten stuck doing it?!
**[18:18] ---**
That would never happen!
**[18:21] ---**
I really don't get what
makes you so sure of that.
**[18:23] ---**
So... Who's showing their boobs?
**[18:32] ---**
Mine are bigger than yours!
**[18:41] ---**
"Orders"
**[18:47] ---**
"Curry-flavored poop?"
"Or poop-flavored curry?"
**[19:10] ---**
Okay, let's stop after the next one.
**[19:13] ---**
Who's the king?!
**[19:14] ---**
"King"
**[19:16] ---**
Oh, it's me!
**[19:19] ---**
"Orders" This time I swear
I'll make you lick my feet!
**[19:23] ---**
Hmm? There's one stuck at the bottom.
**[19:27] ---**
Okay, that's it! *This* is the one
worthy of being the last order!
**[19:33] ---**
Okay, "Number 3 and the
king have to kiss"--Huh?!
**[19:40] ---**
A kiss? Well, that's certainly
a staple of the King Game!
**[19:43] ---**
Wh-Who's Number 3?!
**[19:46] ---**
Here.
**[19:47] ---**
Wow, you're gonna kiss? You're so grown-up!
**[19:55] ---**
W-Well, Kodaka, get over here.
**[19:58] ---**
Huh? We're seriously doing it?
**[20:01] ---**
We have no choice! Since the
king's orders... are absolute...
**[20:05] ---**
That's true...
**[20:39] ---**
No!
**[20:41] ---**
Wh-What's with you?
**[20:43] ---**
You can't! I mean, it's disgraceful!
**[20:47] ---**
The king's orders are absolute, aren't they?
**[20:49] ---**
Shut up! I said no, and I meant no!
**[20:52] ---**
What the heck?
**[20:53] ---**
I know!
**[21:00] ---**
There, mission accomplished.
**[21:03] ---**
Th-This is Sena's glass, see?
**[21:07] ---**
So it's, um... We'll call it an
indirect kiss! Or is that no good...
**[21:14] ---**
That's absolutely fine.
**[21:17] ---**
I'll allow it.
**[21:19] ---**
Aniki...
**[21:22] ---**
Okay, that's the end of the King Game!
**[21:25] ---**
Huh?
**[21:26] ---**
Now, let's clean up!
**[21:28] ---**
Huh?
**[21:35] ---**
Well, it wouldn't have been as
good doing it in-game anyway.
**[21:49] ---**
Hello?
**[21:50] ---**
Hey, long time no see!
**[21:52] ---**
Oh, Dad, it's you.
**[21:54] ---**
Are you and Kobato doing well?
**[21:57] ---**
Yeah, we're fine. Did you want something?
**[22:01] ---**
Well, it's not a huge
deal or anything, but...
**[22:06] ---**
It's something Zaki said.
**[22:07] ---**
"Zaki"? Oh, the President?
**[22:11] ---**
So... are you marrying Zaki's girl?
**[22:18] ---**
Huh?!
**[22:39] ---**
*A stray cloud blocks my view*
**[22:43] ---**
*Of the star I know should be shining there*
**[22:48] ---**
*What should I believe in?*
**[22:53] ---**
*I was on my way to breaking*
**[22:56] ---**
*The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world*
**[23:01] ---**
*Because I was afraid of losing it*
**[23:06] ---**
*Those days of sighing "This is absurd"*
**[23:09] ---**
*And flailing inside my birdcage*
**[23:12] ---**
*We were gazing up at the same sky*
**[23:18] ---**
*When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?*
**[23:25] ---**
*These joined hands are
stronger than any wings*
**[23:31] ---**
*We can fly higher even without wings*
**[23:38] ---**
*So I know we'll be okay trying now*
**[23:41] ---**
*Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky*
**[23:53] ---**
Anyway, that was kind of a tragic
"Forget Your Cares Party," huh?
**[23:56] ---**
Who'd have thought a party
**[23:58] ---**
to celebrate *not* being tired
would tire me out so much?
**[24:00] ---**
As always, Aniki, you transcend
the conventional wisdom.
**[24:04] ---**
Hey, it wasn't my fault!
**[24:05] ---**
You're just being modest.
**[24:07] ---**
It's not modesty!
**[24:09] ---**
Next time: "A Man Is Among Them!"
**[24:09] ---**
"A Man Is Among Them!"
**[24:13] ---**
That must be me.
**[24:15] ---**
Oh yeah, I forgot you were a guy.
**[24:17] ---**
# 17 - A Man Is Among Them!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:12] ---**
So... are you marrying Zaki's girl?
**[00:16] ---**
Me?!
**[00:17] ---**
Yeah. I just called him up,
**[00:20] ---**
and he started askin'
me about a wedding date!
**[00:24] ---**
He did sound kinda sloshed, though.
**[00:27] ---**
So, are you datin' Sena-*chan*?
**[00:29] ---**
O-Of course not!
**[00:31] ---**
Aw, bummer.
**[00:34] ---**
Do you at least have your
first girlfriend, then?
**[00:36] ---**
No.
**[00:38] ---**
A girlfriend, when I don't
even have a friend-friend...?
**[00:40] ---**
Huh? What did you say?
**[00:42] ---**
Oh, hey, Kobato got a boyfriend. She's
staying at his place again tonight.
**[00:46] ---**
*What*?! Who the hell is he?!
**[00:48] ---**
Who's the bastard who
made a move on my angel?!
**[00:50] ---**
He's gonna pay! I'm comin'
back to Japan right now!
**[00:52] ---**
I was kidding. Okay, bye.
**[00:54] ---**
Huh? Hey, wait a--
**[01:11] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:12] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[01:15] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:16] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[01:18] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[01:22] ---**
*Sono te ni datte todokisou sa*
**[01:30] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[01:31] ---**
*Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi*
**[01:36] ---**
*Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da*
**[01:44] ---**
*Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa*
**[01:51] ---**
*Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou*
**[01:58] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:59] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[02:01] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:02] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[02:04] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[02:09] ---**
*Te wo toreru you ni*
**[02:11] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:12] ---**
*Miagete bakari datte*
**[02:14] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:15] ---**
*Akogareteru ima mo*
**[02:18] ---**
*Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou*
**[02:22] ---**
*Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa*
**[02:29] ---**
"A Man Is Among Them!"
**[02:31] ---**
Yo.
**[02:33] ---**
Ah, Kobato-*chan*'s here!
**[02:37] ---**
Bro...
**[02:38] ---**
Kobato-*chan,* want to go to an
amusement park with me tomorrow?
**[02:42] ---**
No!
**[02:42] ---**
Look, look, it's a ticket
to Yokoshima Wonderland!
**[02:47] ---**
Daddy got it from somebody
at work. And look at *this*!
**[02:50] ---**
There'll be limited-edition stuff there!
**[02:52] ---**
And I'll buy you snacks
and a tasty hamburger!
**[02:55] ---**
Limited edition stuff...
snacks... hamburgers!
**[02:59] ---**
Come on, Kobato-*chan*, don't be scared!
**[03:02] ---**
I'll be gentle! So have some
fun with your big sis! Okay?
**[03:07] ---**
How pathetic can you get?
**[03:10] ---**
Yokoshima Wonderland, eh?
**[03:10] ---**
Give it back, stupid Yozora!
**[03:12] ---**
Have you been there, Yozora?
**[03:14] ---**
My school did a fall field
trip there in eighth grade.
**[03:17] ---**
I spent the whole time
reading a book, though.
**[03:21] ---**
I-I see...
**[03:23] ---**
I've only been there with my family,
**[03:26] ---**
but an amusement park with
friends sounds nice, you know?
**[03:31] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[03:33] ---**
All right, tomorrow we're all going
to Yokoshima Wonderland together!
**[03:38] ---**
For real?!
**[03:39] ---**
School's out, so we've all got
time to kill anyway, right?
**[03:42] ---**
True.
**[03:43] ---**
And tomorrow is a weekday, so
it probably won't be crowded...
**[03:46] ---**
Rika wants to go too!
**[03:47] ---**
I shall accompany you, Aniki.
**[03:50] ---**
Yay! I'm going to the amusement park!
**[03:52] ---**
I'm going to Yokoshima
Wonderland with Big Brother!
**[03:52] ---**
I suppose I'll divert myself with
a human pastime, just this once.
**[03:57] ---**
Okay, it's decided.
**[03:59] ---**
Hold it! I only invited Kobato-*chan*!
**[04:03] ---**
This ticket admits six adults.
**[04:05] ---**
We're helping you make sure it's not wasted.
**[04:09] ---**
Wait, six adults?
**[04:11] ---**
Yay! Yay!
**[04:13] ---**
Huh? I can't go? Because I'm a little girl?
**[04:18] ---**
Because you're a little girl.
**[04:21] ---**
Oh. Yeah, I'm just a
little girl, after all...
**[04:25] ---**
Don't worry, I'm used to it.
**[04:33] ---**
I can shell out enough for one kid's ticket.
**[04:35] ---**
Really?!
**[04:37] ---**
Thanks, Sena! You're a good person!
**[04:44] ---**
Hey, Sena.
**[04:45] ---**
What?
**[04:46] ---**
Did you notice anything off
about the President yesterday?
**[04:51] ---**
Daddy?
**[04:52] ---**
Come to think of it, after
he gave me the park tickets,
**[04:55] ---**
he suddenly got all happy
and started drinking *sake*...
**[04:59] ---**
Why?
**[05:00] ---**
Beats me.
**[05:01] ---**
All I could think about
was inviting Kobato-*chan*,
**[05:03] ---**
so I don't really remember.
**[05:05] ---**
Oh.
**[05:07] ---**
Yeah, it must've just been drunken rambling.
**[05:10] ---**
Tomorrow will be great,
won't it, Kobato-*chan*?
**[05:13] ---**
No!
**[05:14] ---**
Oh, you're so cute!
**[05:22] ---**
Wow!
**[05:25] ---**
So this is the fabled "amusement park."
**[05:28] ---**
Huh...
**[05:30] ---**
It must be Sena's first time, too.
**[05:35] ---**
So, what ride should we go on fir--huh?
**[05:38] ---**
This one.
**[05:40] ---**
Black Dragon!
**[05:43] ---**
F-For real?!
**[05:44] ---**
You want to go straight to the
Black Dragon? Are you crazy?!
**[05:47] ---**
I swore to myself that I'd ride this!
**[05:49] ---**
J-Just so you know, I didn't stay up
all night deciding whether to ride it!
**[05:53] ---**
I just figured, since it's famous...
**[05:55] ---**
Just you wait, dragon of the night.
**[05:57] ---**
The Black Dragon...
**[05:59] ---**
That name seems fitting for a true man.
**[06:00] ---**
I wanna ride that one too!
**[06:04] ---**
Don't come crying to me later.
**[06:06] ---**
Let's go!
**[06:12] ---**
Quite slow, isn't it?
**[06:14] ---**
The ignorant masses down there
look like flecks of dirt.
**[06:21] ---**
What's the matter, dark dragon?
Is this all you've got?
**[06:26] ---**
Rika's being stimulated by the nice
vibrations, and she's starting to get a little hot!
**[06:39] ---**
Whoa--I'm not liking how high we are.
**[06:43] ---**
That's right, Black Dragon!
**[06:45] ---**
Lead me to the far reaches
of time and... and...
**[06:50] ---**
No, don't!
**[06:54] ---**
Th-Th-There's something so wrong
with whoever thought up this ride!
**[06:54] ---**
D-D-Do you think I'll let you
get away with doing this to me?!
**[06:58] ---**
You're just a hunk of steel!
**[06:58] ---**
Drop dead, you scum! Pervert!
**[07:00] ---**
A toy! I'll freaking kill you!
**[07:01] ---**
You lied to me again, Yozora!
I'm gonna die from this!
**[07:07] ---**
Stop, stop, go back!
**[07:07] ---**
W-Wait, stop, really, please stop! Please!
**[07:09] ---**
I'll kill you! I swear I'll kill you!
**[07:11] ---**
Here it comes...
**[07:14] ---**
I'm gonna die! You rotten apples!
**[07:17] ---**
Bro!
**[07:23] ---**
Fuck.
**[07:34] ---**
Too high too high too high *too high*!
**[07:34] ---**
Shit! Meat Meat Meat Meat
stupid Meat shitty Meat!
**[07:39] ---**
Stop saying poopy, you poopy woman! Bro!
**[07:39] ---**
Poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy poopy!
**[07:44] ---**
"Form itself is emptiness;
emptiness itself is form..."
**[07:47] ---**
Your face tells me just how bad you
want it, you planetary mass whore!
**[07:51] ---**
You look like a bitch in heat!
Universal gravitation streak of shit!
**[07:54] ---**
Kodaka! Kodaka, Kodaka, Kodaka, Kodaka!
**[07:54] ---**
Die die die! I swear I'll
curse you! Kodaka, help me!
**[07:58] ---**
Bro! Bro!
**[07:58] ---**
Poopy poopy poopy... Yay, high!
**[08:02] ---**
"...up to and including no
field of mind-consciousness..."
**[08:05] ---**
You better ejaculate faster
than the speed of light!
**[08:07] ---**
Rika's lost it!
**[08:07] ---**
A pig who can't transcend
might as well blow it!
**[08:17] ---**
H-How was it?
**[08:20] ---**
That was super fun!
**[08:23] ---**
Rika's head hurts. Can't remember...
Can't remember anything...
**[08:28] ---**
Ladies and gentlemen, may I
have your attention please.
**[08:31] ---**
There will be a *Fullmetal Necromancer
*skit at 10:45 on the event stage.
**[08:39] ---**
We hope to see you all there shortly.
**[08:42] ---**
Kobato-*chan*...
**[08:46] ---**
Want to go with me?
**[08:48] ---**
Yeah! Let's hurry, Bro!
**[08:52] ---**
Kobato-*chan*, wait!
**[08:57] ---**
Guess what, Kobato-*chan*? I just bought
all the *Fullmetal Necromancer* Blu-rays!
**[09:02] ---**
The truth is, I'm a huge fan!
**[09:05] ---**
Who's your favorite character?
**[09:08] ---**
Me, I like Mel-*chan* from season two best!
**[09:13] ---**
She's a one-off character, but--
**[09:14] ---**
Meryl.
**[09:15] ---**
Pardon?
**[09:16] ---**
Meryl. The phoenix tamer
from Season 2 Episode 8.
**[09:19] ---**
Emeraude Mireille von Livaraycia
Ohtori's nickname is "Meryl."
**[09:23] ---**
*Not* "Mel."
**[09:25] ---**
A-Ah, right, Meryl-*chan*.
**[09:28] ---**
And she came back in Episode 5 of Season 3!
**[09:31] ---**
Um, Kobato-*chan*...
**[09:33] ---**
Sena, she's a serious fanatic
when it comes to this show,
**[09:37] ---**
so if you don't know your stuff,
you'll only set her off more.
**[09:41] ---**
Kodaka, why don't real-world conversations
come with options and save points?!
**[09:47] ---**
Hi there, boys and girls!
Thanks for stopping by!
**[09:52] ---**
A really great friend came
here today for you guys!
**[09:56] ---**
That's right: it's Guernica-*chan
*from *Fullmetal Necromancer*!
**[10:02] ---**
Okay, let's all call her name together!
**[10:07] ---**
One, two--
**[10:11] ---**
My name is Astaroth! Guernica's
running late thanks to a trap I set!
**[10:18] ---**
I'm taking you hostage before she gets here.
**[10:22] ---**
Oh no! Help!
**[10:26] ---**
Now, would one of you kids come
be a hostage with this young lady?
**[10:31] ---**
There's a great free gift waiting for
whoever lets me take them hostage!
**[10:35] ---**
Can't ask for more than that...
**[10:38] ---**
Me!
**[10:39] ---**
Me, me! I'll be a hostage for you!
**[10:42] ---**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[10:44] ---**
Don't worry, Kobato-*chan*,
**[10:47] ---**
I'll get the free gift for you, okay?
**[10:48] ---**
Hey, are you serious?
**[10:50] ---**
I don't care about a gift
from this stupid show.
**[10:50] ---**
Of course!
**[10:52] ---**
Er, we'd like to ask the mothers in
the crowd to let the kids go first.
**[10:56] ---**
Huh? "Mothers"?
**[11:00] ---**
Fine, then I'll take a child
in her mother's place!
**[11:04] ---**
What are they talking about?
**[11:04] ---**
Now, does anybody else want to be my hostage?
**[11:06] ---**
I think they're mistaking
you for Kobato's mother.
**[11:09] ---**
M-Me and Kobato-*chan*, mother and daughter?!
**[11:13] ---**
It looks like nobody's raising their hands!
**[11:13] ---**
Th-That would mean my husband...
is you... now wouldn't it?!
**[11:18] ---**
That's not even funny!
**[11:21] ---**
Yeah, well, I wouldn't like that either!
**[11:24] ---**
What's *that* supposed to mean?! Honestly...
**[11:27] ---**
There's a great free gift
waiting for the hostage!
**[11:27] ---**
Could I ask you to come over?
**[11:32] ---**
And I mean *really* great!
**[11:35] ---**
Kobato-*chan*?
**[11:37] ---**
Watch your step, okay?
**[12:15] ---**
"Guernica-*chan*♡" "Director - Masashi Kaido"
**[12:18] ---**
Pretty cool that you got the
director's autograph, huh?
**[12:20] ---**
Mm-hmm!
**[12:21] ---**
Guess you wouldn't have gotten that
if Sena hadn't raised her hand, huh?
**[12:27] ---**
Tha... tha...
**[12:29] ---**
Hmm?
**[12:31] ---**
Tha-Thank... you...
**[12:34] ---**
K-Kobato-*chan*!
**[12:39] ---**
Oh, Kobato-*chan*'s so cute
when she's feeling shy!
**[12:43] ---**
I want to thank you, too. Thanks.
**[12:46] ---**
I-I didn't do it for *you* or anything!
**[12:49] ---**
It was for Kobato-*chan.*
**[12:52] ---**
And anyway, what was with that
hag and the horse-head jerk?!
**[12:54] ---**
U-Us, married? I mean, sheesh...
**[12:58] ---**
Married... that's just dumb!
First you'd think "couple"...
**[13:02] ---**
What'd you say?
**[13:04] ---**
Nothing! Hmph!
**[13:13] ---**
So, what were you guys up to?
**[13:16] ---**
I sat on a bench and read my book.
**[13:18] ---**
Rika went on the merry-go-round ten times.
**[13:20] ---**
I ate a hot dog! And popcorn,
and a crêpe, and...
**[13:25] ---**
...what else, again?
**[13:25] ---**
I'm sorry you felt like you had
to buy so much food, Yukimura.
**[13:28] ---**
Nonsense, it was an honor to look
after your younger sister, Aniki.
**[13:34] ---**
Here you go.
**[13:36] ---**
Yay, curry!
**[13:38] ---**
Curry looks like p--
**[13:40] ---**
Your life depends on your next words.
**[13:43] ---**
Pretty tasty stuff.
**[13:45] ---**
Good.
**[13:50] ---**
Anyway, what do we do after lunch?
**[13:53] ---**
I want to go on the Black Dragon again!
**[13:57] ---**
I think we've had enough Black
Dragon for today. Right?
**[14:00] ---**
I-I'm completely up for another ride...
**[14:05] ---**
But I suppose we shouldn't
if you guys are scared!
**[14:08] ---**
Don't play tough, Meat. That
thing had you seconds from death.
**[14:11] ---**
Excuse me? *Your* knees were knocking.
**[14:14] ---**
N-No they weren't!
**[14:17] ---**
"Noooo!"
**[14:18] ---**
Your screams are perfectly
preserved in my memory.
**[14:22] ---**
You're the one who was crying!
**[14:24] ---**
N-Not only that, you peed
a little, didn't you!
**[14:27] ---**
H-How did you--
**[14:30] ---**
W-Wait, you really did?
**[14:33] ---**
Of course not! That lame coaster
didn't scare me one *bit*!
**[14:38] ---**
Then let's see you prove
it by going another round!
**[14:41] ---**
Bring it on! And you have
to ride too, obviously!
**[14:44] ---**
Because my camera's gonna get a
photo of the tears on your face!
**[14:49] ---**
Wait, did you bring a camera?
**[14:52] ---**
Oh yeah, hidden and ready.
**[14:55] ---**
Why bother hiding it?
**[14:56] ---**
Um... Why should that matter?
**[15:03] ---**
"Yokoshima Wonderland"
**[15:03] ---**
Big Brother, this way!
**[15:19] ---**
We're way up high!
**[15:22] ---**
The people look like flecks of dirt.
**[15:28] ---**
Man, the Black Dragon really *is* extreme.
**[15:33] ---**
Come to think of it, I wonder
what happened to Yozora and Sena.
**[15:37] ---**
It's been a long time since we split up.
**[15:39] ---**
Shall we meet up with them again?
**[15:46] ---**
Aniki.
**[15:48] ---**
We've found them.
**[15:58] ---**
My head hurts...
**[16:00] ---**
I feel sick.
**[16:01] ---**
Wh-What the heck happened?
**[16:03] ---**
We rode it.
**[16:05] ---**
Eight times.
**[16:06] ---**
You rode the Black Dragon *eight times*?!
**[16:08] ---**
Yozora wouldn't admit that she lost...
**[16:11] ---**
Meat wouldn't hurry up and die...
**[16:13] ---**
So who won, then?
**[16:15] ---**
The battle's still going.
**[16:18] ---**
Come on, it's time for the ninth round...
**[16:21] ---**
No, don't do it. You both
fought bravely, okay?
**[16:24] ---**
So let's just call it a tie.
**[16:26] ---**
Not happening!
**[16:27] ---**
Over my dead body.
**[16:29] ---**
I'll never let Yozora w--
**[16:29] ---**
I'll never let Meat w--
**[16:48] ---**
See you in the waiting room at 4:00, then.
**[16:51] ---**
"Men's Bath"
**[16:55] ---**
Maria, why are you coming to the men's side?
**[16:58] ---**
I don't wanna go with them.
They smell like vomit.
**[17:02] ---**
Oh. Well, I guess that's fair.
**[17:04] ---**
Yeah! I'm gonna take a bath with big brother!
**[17:13] ---**
Aniki.
**[17:15] ---**
I shall wash your back for you.
**[17:17] ---**
No, I'm fine! I'll do it myself!
**[17:21] ---**
I see I am useless to you...
In that case, I shall--
**[17:26] ---**
Okay, fine, you can wash it! Please wash it!
**[17:29] ---**
I hear and obey.
**[17:41] ---**
Hold on to your sanity, Kodaka! He's a dude!
**[17:47] ---**
So *this* is what a weenie looks like!
**[17:49] ---**
Bad girl. Give me back my towel.
**[17:53] ---**
Hey, how come you have
that weird thing on you?
**[17:56] ---**
"Weird"? All guys have these.
**[18:00] ---**
How come Yukimura doesn't have one, then?
**[18:05] ---**
Yukimura's a boy with no weenie! He's weird!
**[18:09] ---**
It's because I haven't matured enough.
**[18:11] ---**
Huh?!
**[18:12] ---**
So will you grow one when you're mature?
**[18:15] ---**
Yes. I shall work hard to be
a full-fledged man like Aniki.
**[18:20] ---**
I hope you get one soon!
**[18:23] ---**
What are you guys sayi--
**[18:32] ---**
It's not there...
**[18:36] ---**
Aniki... I'm embarrassed.
**[18:42] ---**
Y-Yeah... I guess a kid this cute...
**[18:46] ---**
couldn't be a... guy...
**[18:48] ---**
Which one next?
**[18:49] ---**
That one!
**[18:55] ---**
It's hard to believe that right away...
**[18:59] ---**
Excuse Rika for a moment.
**[19:03] ---**
Wait--Rika?!
**[19:15] ---**
My lord, there is no mistaking it!
**[19:17] ---**
This is a woman you see before you!
**[19:19] ---**
That's what I just told you...
**[19:22] ---**
Well, Rika has to check
these things personally.
**[19:25] ---**
Okay, now you convince Yukimura of it.
**[19:29] ---**
I didn't have any luck.
**[19:31] ---**
Rika doesn't like that you only
rely on her at times like this...
**[19:38] ---**
Yukimura*-ku*... er, -*san*... This way, please.
**[19:48] ---**
Really?
**[19:51] ---**
True, my body doesn't have one of those...
**[20:00] ---**
Aniki, I'm afraid I am
not a true Japanese man.
**[20:05] ---**
More like you're not a man, period.
**[20:09] ---**
Ack, wait! Don't cry, Yukimura!
**[20:12] ---**
I deeply apologize.
**[20:17] ---**
Say, why did you think you were a boy?
**[20:22] ---**
Family circumstances.
**[20:24] ---**
Oh...
**[20:27] ---**
Wait, that's the end of the explanation?!
**[20:30] ---**
Yes.
**[20:31] ---**
I'm amazed nobody figured it out before.
**[20:33] ---**
Apparently a few people have noticed
and pointed it out to her before,
**[20:37] ---**
but she says she paid them no mind.
**[20:39] ---**
I-I see...
**[20:40] ---**
I'm amazed Rika managed to bring her around.
**[20:43] ---**
Aniki...
**[20:45] ---**
Am I still your sworn brother,
even though I'm not a boy?
**[20:55] ---**
Obviously! You'll always be my brother.
**[21:01] ---**
Yes, Aniki. I shall always
remain your devoted servant.
**[21:07] ---**
What are you blushing for, Kodaka?
**[21:09] ---**
But oh dear, Yukimura's suddenly
starting to look really cute to me...
**[21:14] ---**
I might find her a little *moe*!
**[21:15] ---**
*Moe*?!
**[21:16] ---**
Sure--she's a pretty-girl maid!
**[21:18] ---**
Shit, how could I have been so careless?!
**[21:21] ---**
Here I thought he was just an oddball...
**[21:23] ---**
Hey... What's with you, Yozora?
**[21:25] ---**
She's cute and sweet *and* submissive!
**[21:28] ---**
And a maid who'll be his
servant on top of that?!
**[21:30] ---**
Give me a break!
**[21:36] ---**
I can't take it... I have no luck!
**[21:40] ---**
Why do things go so badly?!
**[21:58] ---**
They all look like normal cute
girls when they're asleep.
**[22:09] ---**
Aniki...
**[22:40] ---**
*Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi*
**[22:43] ---**
*Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru*
**[22:48] ---**
*Nani wo shinjitara ii?*
**[22:53] ---**
*Fuantei sugiru sekai de*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta*
**[23:02] ---**
*Nakusu no ga kowakute*
**[23:06] ---**
*Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki*
**[23:09] ---**
*Torikago de agaiteta hibi*
**[23:12] ---**
*Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa*
**[23:18] ---**
*Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne*
**[23:25] ---**
*Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da*
**[23:31] ---**
*Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara*
**[23:38] ---**
*Kitto ima nara daijoubu*
**[23:41] ---**
*Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou*
**[23:51] ---**
I never imagined that I was a girl.
**[23:54] ---**
It's not uncommon for a pretty-boy
character to turn out to be a girl,
**[23:57] ---**
but this is the first time Rika's
seen the girl herself say that line.
**[24:00] ---**
Totally. Jeez, novelty isn't
necessarily a good thing, you know.
**[24:04] ---**
My apologies.
**[24:07] ---**
Next time: "That Kind
of Play Is Not Allowed..
**[24:09] ---**
and.. My Worldview Is Disturbed
When You Are Around"!
**[24:13] ---**
I wonder who the "you" refers to?
**[24:15] ---**
It's you.
**[24:15] ---**
A spoiler?!
**[24:17] ---**
# 18 - That Kind of Play Is Not Allowed! ~My Worldview Is Disturbed When You Are Around~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:14] ---**
Yo...
**[00:15] ---**
Good afternoon, Aniki.
**[00:18] ---**
Yukimura, what's with that outfit?
**[00:20] ---**
It's Become-a-Real-Man Training, Version 2!
**[00:25] ---**
Though my skills remain immature,
I shall be your devoted servant.
**[00:27] ---**
No, no, it's not a maturity
issue; you're a girl!
**[00:31] ---**
A true man is someone who transcends biology.
**[00:35] ---**
Correct, Yukimura.
**[00:37] ---**
Even if you are biologically female,
**[00:39] ---**
if you have the soul of a true man,
**[00:41] ---**
you can *become* a true man!
**[00:44] ---**
Yes. I promise you, Aniki, I
shall become a true man like you.
**[01:08] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:09] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[01:12] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:13] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[01:15] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[01:19] ---**
*I bet I can even reach your hand*
**[01:27] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[01:28] ---**
*It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster*
**[01:33] ---**
*I always barreled ahead with everything I had*
**[01:41] ---**
*Our time won't last forever, now will it?*
**[01:48] ---**
*Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment*
**[01:55] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:56] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[01:58] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:59] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[02:01] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[02:06] ---**
*So I can take your hand*
**[02:08] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:09] ---**
*Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky*
**[02:11] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:12] ---**
*But I'm still drawn to it*
**[02:15] ---**
*One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need*
**[02:19] ---**
*I bet I can even reach that star*
**[02:26] ---**
"That Kind of Play Is Not Allowed.. and.. My
Worldview Is Disturbed When You Are Around"
**[02:28] ---**
Okay, I understand your determination, but...
**[02:32] ---**
Why a butler?
**[02:33] ---**
A butler is the quintessential
"capable man," obviously.
**[02:35] ---**
Really?
**[02:36] ---**
I think it's fine. Girls in
butler costumes are cute anyway.
**[02:40] ---**
True, and pretty girl butlers
are popular these days.
**[02:44] ---**
Yeah, like Kokonoe Mebaru-*chan* from
*Chicken Butler and Mayonnaise,* you know?
**[02:48] ---**
True, the hottest item lately
probably is Mebaru from *Chiki Mayo.*
**[02:53] ---**
It's super-cute how even though
she always puts on airs,
**[02:56] ---**
she's actually kind of a goof-up and
she's constantly letting her guard down.
**[03:00] ---**
It's also magnificent how naturally
erotic the things she does are!
**[03:04] ---**
The way she gets covered in
mayonnaise every two seconds,
**[03:07] ---**
it's like, "You're asking for it,
aren't you, girl?!" You know?
**[03:12] ---**
Mebaru*-chan*'s so cute!
**[03:14] ---**
She gets Rika's *moe* going!
**[03:17] ---**
You've got good taste, putting Yukimura-*san
*in a butler suit, Yozora*-sempai.*
**[03:26] ---**
I screwed up again.
**[03:28] ---**
That all went over my head, but
I'll wear the clothes Anego gave me
**[03:32] ---**
to serve you with everything I have.
**[03:35] ---**
Uh-huh... Well, do your best, I guess.
**[03:40] ---**
Hey, Rika, is that one of those
so-called "boys' love games"?
**[03:44] ---**
Yes, Rika thought she'd try to get
through some of her game backlog.
**[03:48] ---**
"Anthem for Paradise"
"Ayakashi Teenage Life"
**[03:48] ---**
Are those *all* BL games?
**[03:50] ---**
No, there are normal RPGs,
shooters, and *otomege*, too!
**[03:55] ---**
What are "*otomege*"?
**[03:57] ---**
They're like "gal games" for girls.
**[04:03] ---**
Th-This is... that cursed Semoponume!
**[04:08] ---**
Is it a relative of *Sparkling
School* or something, then?
**[04:11] ---**
Well deduced! This is the *otomege
*version of *Sparkling School Life,*
**[04:15] ---**
where the main character's and target
characters' genders are flipped.
**[04:18] ---**
It's the "Girls Version," so
it's "*Girl School*" for short.
**[04:22] ---**
There are all kinds of
games in this world, huh?
**[04:25] ---**
You don't seem very interested.
**[04:27] ---**
I'm not. It's related to that crap
game, so it's bound to be crap too.
**[04:32] ---**
I can't let that slide!
**[04:34] ---**
I've never played *Girl
School,* but it pisses me off
**[04:37] ---**
to hear you dis a game that's essentially
*Sparkling School*'s little sister!
**[04:40] ---**
To dis *Girl School* is to
dis my little sister--
**[04:44] ---**
Yes, it is to dis Kobato-*chan*!
**[04:47] ---**
Kobato doesn't have anything to do with this.
**[04:49] ---**
Still, I don't like people rejecting
something just based on looks.
**[04:55] ---**
You're with them?
**[04:57] ---**
Fine, I'll attack it after
I've played it, then.
**[05:00] ---**
You can't object to that.
**[05:10] ---**
*Sparkling School Life: Girls Version F--*
**[05:15] ---**
Hey! Why'd you skip the opening?!
**[05:18] ---**
It's a drag.
**[05:20] ---**
A name, huh?
**[05:21] ---**
It's traditional to play
under your own name, Sempai.
**[05:24] ---**
But the main character is a bitch who
hits on all the guys at once, right?
**[05:28] ---**
Maybe I should play under Meat's name...
**[05:30] ---**
Why me?!
**[05:32] ---**
Bitch play is fun too, but why
not limit yourself to one boy
**[05:36] ---**
and play as a pure-hearted
girl for your first time?
**[05:39] ---**
Hmm, in that case...
**[05:41] ---**
"Mikazuki"
**[05:50] ---**
Yohechiborake! Yohechiborake!
**[05:52] ---**
A weird name for a weird girl!
**[05:56] ---**
I didn't realize she was still bitter
about the "Semoponume" thing...
**[05:57] ---**
Yohechiborake!
**[06:00] ---**
So not cool!
**[06:04] ---**
Sena-*sempai.*
**[06:06] ---**
Why are you throwing cold water
**[06:10] ---**
on Rika's efforts to spread
the *otomege* gospel?
**[06:13] ---**
Oh, er, well...
**[06:15] ---**
Why?
**[06:17] ---**
U-Um... I'm sorry.
**[06:20] ---**
What are you apologizing for?
**[06:23] ---**
Rika is politely asking you
to tell her *why* you did that.
**[06:29] ---**
S-Scary!
**[06:33] ---**
"Mikazuki Yozora"
**[06:36] ---**
"My name is Mikazuki Yozora!
**[06:38] ---**
Starting today, I'm a high school
freshman here at Sparkling Academy!
**[06:42] ---**
Ah, the spring breeze feels so nice!"
**[06:45] ---**
*Spring breeze*?!
**[06:49] ---**
"I'm just an ordinary, average girl,
**[06:52] ---**
but I'd love to have a wonderful school life.
**[06:56] ---**
This hope swells in my breast
**[06:58] ---**
as I head through the gate in
a swirl of cherry blossoms."
**[07:01] ---**
Hope swells in your breast?!
**[07:04] ---**
You don't even have any breasts to swell!
**[07:08] ---**
What was that for, Spring Breeze?!
**[07:11] ---**
I'll kill you.
**[07:12] ---**
It's okay, you'll get accustomed to it.
**[07:17] ---**
"Ouch!"
**[07:19] ---**
"I'm sorry, I was daydreaming.
Here, can you stand?"
**[07:24] ---**
Who is this boy?
**[07:25] ---**
Shinomori Ouji. He's a rising
freshman, just like the player!
**[07:30] ---**
He's the heir to the Shinomori Conglomerate,
**[07:32] ---**
and he's really popular with the girls.
**[07:35] ---**
"I hope we can both lead
wonderful school lives."
**[07:40] ---**
"That boy was really cool...
**[07:43] ---**
If I got to meet someone
like *that* first thing,
**[07:46] ---**
I think my days here will be nice and rosy!"
**[07:50] ---**
*Nice* and *rosy*!
**[07:57] ---**
From now on I'm calling you
Rosy instead of Spring Breeze.
**[08:02] ---**
This girl with flowerbeds
for brains is *not* me!
**[08:04] ---**
I'm switching back to Yohechiborake!
**[08:06] ---**
Now, now, calm down. It's just a game.
**[08:12] ---**
"Hey, do you know Shinomori-*kun*?"
**[08:15] ---**
Who is this pushy broad?!
**[08:18] ---**
Fuyuki Yoko. Apparently she sits
next to the player in class.
**[08:22] ---**
So, when do I get the
option to tell her to die?
**[08:26] ---**
Why?!
**[08:27] ---**
This girl suddenly starts chatting up
someone she doesn't know like they're friends.
**[08:31] ---**
She seems like a bitch, just
like Fujibayashi Akari.
**[08:34] ---**
Hey! Akari is a really nice girl!
**[08:38] ---**
"Let's be friends, okay, Yozora?"
**[08:41] ---**
"Sure, nice to meet you!"
**[08:43] ---**
Betrayer. I just know this girl's a betrayer.
**[08:48] ---**
She's a hopeless loser, isn't she?
**[08:48] ---**
"This Week's Plans" "Today I dress up!"
**[08:50] ---**
I'll start by building up her grades.
**[08:53] ---**
"This Week's Plans" "Today I study!"
**[08:54] ---**
"Studying"
**[08:56] ---**
Okay, now we're talking!
**[09:00] ---**
"Hmmm, this question's hard..."
**[09:04] ---**
Moron! She won't make it on her own
in life if she's getting tripped up
**[09:08] ---**
by first-semester freshman homework!
**[09:12] ---**
"You look like you're having trouble.
Want me to explain that to you?"
**[09:16] ---**
Boy with glasses FTW!
**[09:19] ---**
Is this the *Girl School* version of Yukiko?
**[09:22] ---**
Not a very impressive guy.
**[09:23] ---**
His name is Suzutsuki Touma.
**[09:25] ---**
Apparently he's the smartest
one in your grade.
**[09:27] ---**
Why not let him teach you?
**[09:33] ---**
"You're always studying
in the library, right?
**[09:36] ---**
So... I've been thinking about you."
**[09:38] ---**
Th-Thinking?!
**[09:41] ---**
Four-Eyes may look serious,
but he's really disgraceful!
**[09:44] ---**
"Thanks. Please explain it."
"You're in my way, so get lost!"
**[09:46] ---**
"You're in my way, so get lost!"
**[09:49] ---**
"I admire you for wanting to solve
the problem all by yourself.
**[09:55] ---**
But I think asking people for help
once in a while is a sensible tactic.
**[09:59] ---**
Feel free to call on me if you ever need me."
**[10:02] ---**
"You are now able to ask
Suzutsuki Touma out on a date."
**[10:04] ---**
Ugh, what a pain.
**[10:06] ---**
From now on I'd better avoid the
library and do something else.
**[10:10] ---**
"Today I exercise!"
**[10:21] ---**
"Fashion" "Art"
**[10:22] ---**
"Exercise" "Studying"
**[10:24] ---**
All right! Now *this* is me!
**[10:26] ---**
You wasted all your chances
at dates, though...
**[10:29] ---**
This character's school life
is too painful to watch.
**[10:34] ---**
Wow, Yozora's just sad.
**[10:47] ---**
You scum have a death wish, coming after
me when I've got a 380 battle level!
**[10:53] ---**
Why? Why isn't the "attack"
option coming up?!
**[10:56] ---**
Because this isn't that
kind of game, obviously...
**[11:03] ---**
"Ugh, guys like you seriously
make me wanna puke."
**[11:08] ---**
"Bastard!"
**[11:09] ---**
"Get him!"
**[11:17] ---**
"You're Mikazuki Yozora, right?"
**[11:20] ---**
"How do you know my name?"
**[11:23] ---**
"You *are* famous, you know."
**[11:27] ---**
"The name's Nagatani Eiji.
**[11:30] ---**
This ain't the place for elite
types like you to wander around in.
**[11:34] ---**
Go on home."
**[11:36] ---**
"You are now able to ask
Nagatani Eiji out on a date."
**[11:39] ---**
Maybe I'll ask him out!
**[11:41] ---**
So is this your type, Yozora-*sempai*?
**[11:45] ---**
No! But just leveling forever
is boring, isn't it?!
**[11:50] ---**
So...
**[11:51] ---**
I can't really handle guys like that.
**[11:53] ---**
Their eyes are scary, and
they're curt with everyone--
**[11:57] ---**
You're one to talk!
**[11:57] ---**
You have no right to talk, Sempai.
**[12:01] ---**
"Huh? Next Sunday?"
**[12:04] ---**
"Right. Let's meet... Um, how
about at the batting cages?"
**[12:09] ---**
"That's fine, I guess..."
**[12:12] ---**
"Okay, it's a date."
**[12:18] ---**
"You're pretty good."
**[12:19] ---**
"Anyone can do this much!"
**[12:24] ---**
"You... did your hair different today, huh?"
**[12:27] ---**
"Hmm? Did you say something?"
**[12:29] ---**
"It was nothing."
**[12:31] ---**
Huh, he's pretty observant for a Yankee.
**[12:35] ---**
Oh, if only Kodaka-*sempai
*were such a keen observer...
**[12:39] ---**
Of what?
**[12:40] ---**
Hairstyles!
**[12:42] ---**
When a girl changes her hairstyle,
you have to mention it!
**[12:45] ---**
With a compliment, if possible!
**[12:47] ---**
When you got a haircut I told
you it suited you, right Yozora?
**[12:50] ---**
Don't just bring that
up out of nowhere! Hmph!
**[12:53] ---**
So you complimented Yozora*-sempai...*
**[12:57] ---**
Speaking of hairstyles, you're changing
yours constantly lately, aren't you?
**[13:01] ---**
If you noticed, you should've *said* so!
**[13:04] ---**
You never reacted, so Rika
was afraid that to you,
**[13:07] ---**
she was about as noticeable
as a pebble on the roadside!
**[13:10] ---**
She was really depressed!
**[13:12] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[13:13] ---**
But duh, of course I'm always watching you.
**[13:19] ---**
'Cause who knows what
you'll do unsupervised...
**[13:22] ---**
Hmph! It's too late to
win Rika over with that!
**[13:26] ---**
Well, too bad for you, Sempai.
**[13:28] ---**
What do you mean?
**[13:30] ---**
If you'd complimented Rika, your affection
points would've gone through the roof!
**[13:33] ---**
Rika's difficulty rating is extremely
low, if she does say so herself!
**[13:38] ---**
If this were an *eroge*, we'd be
going at it like rabbits by now!
**[13:41] ---**
You'd clear Rika's flags
and be *cleared for launch*!
**[13:44] ---**
Why should I have to win
affection points from you?
**[13:47] ---**
Goddammit!
**[13:50] ---**
H-Hey... Rika?
**[13:52] ---**
Rika's getting confused now, so she's going
to her lab to bask in the afterglow for a while.
**[13:57] ---**
A-Afterglow?
**[14:00] ---**
Shiguma Rika is to be pitied.
**[14:05] ---**
"Another fun day, huh?"
**[14:08] ---**
"Y-Yeah..."
**[14:10] ---**
Oh no... Do you... think maybe he likes me?
**[14:15] ---**
He definitely has some feelings for you.
**[14:18] ---**
So I was right...?
**[14:24] ---**
"Look, Yozora. What do you say
we stop seein' each other?
**[14:29] ---**
You're the school star.
**[14:32] ---**
They even made you student council president.
**[14:34] ---**
If you keep hangin' out with a punk like me,
**[14:36] ---**
it'll wreck your reputation."
**[14:41] ---**
"You wuss! Who cares what other
people decide to think of me?!
**[14:47] ---**
*I'll* decide who I want to be
with! So you stay with me!"
**[14:53] ---**
Oh no, Yozora suddenly seems cool...
**[14:56] ---**
Anego...
**[14:57] ---**
If this keeps going... they might...
**[15:05] ---**
"I got into a first-rate university, but
I didn't manage to get close to anyone.
**[15:10] ---**
It was a lonely three years.
**[15:13] ---**
Maybe I should've been kinder to people..."
**[15:17] ---**
Why did it turn out this
way?! What about Eiji?!
**[15:20] ---**
At some point you must have
failed to clear a key flag.
**[15:24] ---**
After all, you never interacted
with the other boys, or Yoko.
**[15:30] ---**
Oh.
**[15:31] ---**
Please don't get too down about it...
**[15:34] ---**
Failure is half the fun of gaming.
**[15:37] ---**
Make use of what you learned
to take another crack at it!
**[15:40] ---**
No, I'm done.
**[15:45] ---**
If this is what happens when I live my
life the way I want, then that's that.
**[15:49] ---**
Sorry I called it a crap game. *Girl
School* was pretty fun, really.
**[15:54] ---**
Plus...
**[15:56] ---**
I've got enough friendless,
wussy Yankees in my real life.
**[16:07] ---**
Yo.
**[16:10] ---**
Hello, Kodaka-*sempai.*
**[16:13] ---**
Hi. You changed your hairstyle, huh?
**[16:17] ---**
That's *it*?!
**[16:18] ---**
Jeez, I said something
about your hair, didn't I?
**[16:21] ---**
Yes, Rika changed her hairstyle.
**[16:23] ---**
But you've noticed other things
too, right? Haven't you?
**[16:28] ---**
Here--ta-da!
**[16:31] ---**
A haircut?
**[16:32] ---**
Wrong!
**[16:33] ---**
I know, I know, I was just joking.
**[16:35] ---**
Oh, Sempai, you're so mean.
**[16:40] ---**
You changed hairbands!
**[16:41] ---**
Wrong!
**[16:47] ---**
So, what's up with the blonde
look? You going delinquent?
**[16:51] ---**
No, Rika is not. She merely
wanted to try coloring it.
**[16:54] ---**
That's bad for your hair, you know.
**[16:55] ---**
Not to worry! Rika used a special
dye she created herself!
**[16:59] ---**
*You* made it?
**[17:01] ---**
Rika is proud of this one: there's almost
zero fading or damage to the hair!
**[17:06] ---**
Not only that: this outstanding
product allows you
**[17:08] ---**
to go right back to your natural
black if you use the antidote!
**[17:11] ---**
Amazing, isn't it?!
**[17:12] ---**
I guess so...
**[17:14] ---**
But you know, it's like, your
inventions are so... unexciting.
**[17:18] ---**
"Unexciting"?!
**[17:19] ---**
Yeah. Useful computer programs,
super-long-lasting light bulbs,
**[17:25] ---**
electric pots that can boil
water without a heat source,
**[17:27] ---**
fully automatic beetle-raising tanks...
**[17:30] ---**
It's like they're all about utility, and
they've got no sparkle, no romance...
**[17:34] ---**
Then what kind of invention do you want?!
**[17:36] ---**
Well... Hey, I know, how about one
of those giant robots you like?
**[17:41] ---**
And he starts off with a
national-government-level project!
**[17:45] ---**
Okay, what about a fifth-dimensional pocket?
**[17:47] ---**
The difficulty factor just shot
up far beyond a giant robot there.
**[17:50] ---**
All right, maybe a flashlight that
can make stuff bigger or smaller,
**[17:55] ---**
or a cloth you can wrap around
broken things to fix them,
**[17:58] ---**
or a jelly you can eat and
understand all languages...
**[18:05] ---**
Oh, hey! How do you feel about time machines?
**[18:09] ---**
Ti--?!
**[18:16] ---**
Okay, Rika made a time machine!
**[18:19] ---**
Huh?
**[18:20] ---**
Time machine?
**[18:22] ---**
Can you use that thing to
go to the past and future?
**[18:24] ---**
Unfortunately only your consciousness
can go, and you can only go to the past.
**[18:28] ---**
You're kidding, right?
**[18:29] ---**
Try it, then, if you don't believe Rika.
**[18:33] ---**
Rika will set it to bring
you back after five minutes.
**[18:37] ---**
O-Okay...
**[18:39] ---**
Aniki...
**[18:41] ---**
That thing better be safe.
**[18:43] ---**
You can trust mad scientist Shiguma Rika!
**[18:46] ---**
That made me *more* worried...
**[18:48] ---**
Don't sweat the small stuff.
**[18:50] ---**
Okay, please focus on the
time you want to go back to.
**[18:54] ---**
The time I want to go back to...
**[19:12] ---**
Is this...?
**[19:15] ---**
No way.
**[19:16] ---**
What are you mumbling about?
**[19:25] ---**
S-Seriously...?
**[19:27] ---**
What is it, Taka?
**[19:29] ---**
Huh? What? What?!
**[19:31] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[19:33] ---**
Nah, it's nothing.
**[19:35] ---**
You're so weird.
**[19:37] ---**
Well, whatever. Okay, remember
we promised to meet tomorrow.
**[19:41] ---**
It's true. I'm in *that* day!
**[19:45] ---**
See you later, Taka.
**[19:49] ---**
Yozora, wait!
**[19:51] ---**
How do you know my name?
**[19:54] ---**
I'm moving away the day after tomorrow!
**[19:57] ---**
I won't be back for ten years.
**[20:00] ---**
So tomorrow's my last chance to see you!
**[20:03] ---**
Taka...
**[20:05] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:05] ---**
For leaving without saying anything.
**[20:07] ---**
But even if we can't see each
other, we'll always be friends!
**[20:10] ---**
You forgot about her until
you came back, you jerk.
**[20:13] ---**
I'll never forget you!
**[20:15] ---**
You couldn't even remember your
best friend's face, you jerk.
**[20:18] ---**
I'm sorry, Yozora!
**[20:21] ---**
I'm really sorry.
**[20:25] ---**
Not good enough.
**[20:26] ---**
I'll never forgive you!
**[20:28] ---**
Die!
**[20:35] ---**
I am known as the demon As-taro!
**[20:38] ---**
Huh?!
**[20:39] ---**
Kodaka, you're mine!
**[20:46] ---**
Please forgive me!
**[20:49] ---**
Yozora!
**[20:58] ---**
Are you all right?
**[21:01] ---**
Oh, right... I came back to
this world after five minutes.
**[21:05] ---**
Rika apologizes, Sempai.
**[21:07] ---**
She lied when she said
this was a time machine.
**[21:10] ---**
The truth is, it's a sleep-aid device
Rika added a hypnotic effect to
**[21:15] ---**
so it lets you dream whatever you
want by wishing for it strongly.
**[21:20] ---**
So that was... a dream?
**[21:23] ---**
Rika only wanted to pull
a little prank on you,
**[21:26] ---**
but it sounded like she ended up
giving you a terrible nightmare...
**[21:29] ---**
Rika is very sorry.
**[21:31] ---**
Nah, I'm sorry too, for calling
your inventions unexciting.
**[21:35] ---**
And that machine is amazing!
**[21:37] ---**
Things got weird at the end,
**[21:39] ---**
but I really did get to
feel like a time traveler.
**[21:43] ---**
You let me tell her what I didn't get
to before, even if it was in a dream.
**[21:48] ---**
So you managed to go to the
past within the dream, then?
**[21:52] ---**
Yeah, ten years in the past.
**[21:54] ---**
Ten years, I see...
**[22:04] ---**
Hey, Kodaka, I have a question for you.
**[22:07] ---**
Okay, what is it?
**[22:08] ---**
What was Yozora doing in
your dream of ten years ago?
**[22:39] ---**
*A stray cloud blocks my view*
**[22:43] ---**
*Of the star I know should be shining there*
**[22:48] ---**
*What should I believe in?*
**[22:53] ---**
*I was on my way to breaking*
**[22:56] ---**
*The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world*
**[23:02] ---**
*Because I was afraid of losing it*
**[23:06] ---**
*Those days of sighing "This is absurd"*
**[23:09] ---**
*And flailing inside my birdcage*
**[23:12] ---**
*We were gazing up at the same sky*
**[23:18] ---**
*When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?*
**[23:25] ---**
*These joined hands are
stronger than any wings*
**[23:31] ---**
*We can fly higher even without wings*
**[23:38] ---**
*So I know we'll be okay trying now*
**[23:41] ---**
*Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky*
**[23:51] ---**
Hey, Taka, we're in charge
of the preview this time.
**[23:54] ---**
Things ten years from now got kinda
weird. I wonder what'll happen?
**[23:58] ---**
Well, I hear the title of the next
episode is "Unbreakable Strange-Girl."
**[24:00] ---**
"Unbreakable Strange-Girl"
**[24:03] ---**
Awful title, huh?
**[24:05] ---**
And who's the "Strange-Girl," anyway?
**[24:07] ---**
I'd guess you.
**[24:08] ---**
I don't do strange stuff!
**[24:10] ---**
Most people'd call dressing like a boy
and fighting with bullies "strange."
**[24:16] ---**
That was mean, Taka.
**[24:17] ---**
# 19 - Unbreakable Strange-Girl
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:12] ---**
Hey, Kodaka...
**[00:13] ---**
What is it?
**[00:15] ---**
What was Yozora doing in
your dream of ten years ago?
**[00:21] ---**
Um, wh-what are you talking about?
**[00:24] ---**
Kodaka-*sempai,* you were shouting
"Yozora! Yozora!" in your sleep.
**[00:30] ---**
Seriously?!
**[00:33] ---**
There's nothing strange about me
appearing in his dream of the past.
**[00:37] ---**
We were childhood playmates.
**[00:41] ---**
P-Playmates? You and Kodaka?
**[00:45] ---**
That's right.
**[00:46] ---**
Until Kodaka left this city ten
years ago, we often played together.
**[00:52] ---**
We were what people call "playmates"...
**[00:54] ---**
No, we were "friends."
**[00:57] ---**
Frie...
**[00:58] ---**
...nds?
**[01:00] ---**
Wh-Why didn't you say anything?!
**[01:03] ---**
No point in going around spreading the story.
**[01:06] ---**
"A long time ago, Kodaka
and I were friends."
**[01:08] ---**
That's all there is to it.
**[01:11] ---**
Rika did have some inkling, but...
Friends... Former friends, eh?
**[01:18] ---**
Friends...
**[01:39] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:40] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[01:43] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:44] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[01:46] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[01:50] ---**
*Sono te ni datte todokisou sa*
**[01:58] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[01:59] ---**
*Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi*
**[02:04] ---**
*Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da*
**[02:12] ---**
*Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa*
**[02:19] ---**
*Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou*
**[02:26] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:27] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[02:29] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:30] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[02:32] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[02:37] ---**
*Te wo toreru you ni*
**[02:39] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:40] ---**
*Miagete bakari datte*
**[02:42] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:43] ---**
*Akogareteru ima mo*
**[02:46] ---**
*Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou*
**[02:50] ---**
*Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa*
**[02:57] ---**
"Unbreakable Strange-Girl"
**[03:11] ---**
Anybody else have comments?
**[03:17] ---**
It's just like normal...
**[03:20] ---**
Okay, then our contribution to the school
festival is officially a maid café!
**[03:26] ---**
Come to think of it, we have a
school festival coming up, huh?
**[03:30] ---**
Kodaka, you just stepped on a land mine.
**[03:34] ---**
Land mine?
**[03:35] ---**
Never mind. There's no "school festival."
**[03:39] ---**
I don't even know what those words mean.
**[03:41] ---**
Come on, you *know* our school has festivals!
**[03:44] ---**
Kodaka.
**[03:46] ---**
A school festival is an event of,
by, and for people with real lives!
**[03:53] ---**
Truer words.
**[03:54] ---**
You get it now?
**[03:55] ---**
Yeah... I guess it doesn't have
anything to do with us, huh?
**[04:00] ---**
Hey!
**[04:01] ---**
Don't lump us all in with you.
**[04:04] ---**
Kodaka the transfer student
might not know this,
**[04:06] ---**
but *I* played a big part
in last year's festivals!
**[04:09] ---**
Ah, Rika saw Sena-*sempai* last year!
**[04:13] ---**
She watched the festivals
from the guest seating,
**[04:15] ---**
on the President's invitation.
**[04:17] ---**
Okay, then you explain to them
my magnificent performance!
**[04:21] ---**
Right... You were in many competitions
in the Athletics Festival.
**[04:25] ---**
Yeah! Like the 200-meter dash!
**[04:28] ---**
And the scavenger hunt race!
**[04:29] ---**
And the obstacle course!
**[04:31] ---**
And the bread-eating race, and the
marathon, *and* the mock cavalry battle!
**[04:36] ---**
I entered every singles event and
won first place in all of them!
**[04:40] ---**
That's impressive!
**[04:42] ---**
And I did the Culture Festival
too, not just Athletics!
**[04:46] ---**
Ah, yes, the class play.
**[04:48] ---**
Sena-*sempai* cut down the
villains with her sword.
**[04:51] ---**
Right, right! I was the lead!
**[04:54] ---**
You were the one person more into it
than everyone else for both festivals,
**[04:58] ---**
and it turned other people off.
**[05:00] ---**
What?! B-But the audiences
were really into me!
**[05:03] ---**
True, all the running and
jumping made your boobs jiggle,
**[05:08] ---**
so the guys definitely loved it.
**[05:10] ---**
And they saw your panties
during the play, too.
**[05:14] ---**
S-So they weren't really mesmerized
by my super-brilliant performance?!
**[05:18] ---**
Sounds like you made a rather
tragic showing. Very Meat-like.
**[05:23] ---**
You are truly the saddest of sad cases.
**[05:25] ---**
Don't call me that!
**[05:28] ---**
All we can do is quietly let the
happy people have their fun.
**[05:34] ---**
S-So, Kodaka...
**[05:37] ---**
Will... will you spend that day with--
**[05:39] ---**
I know! The Neighbors Club can present
something in the Culture Festival!
**[05:44] ---**
Meeeeaaat...
**[05:46] ---**
What? Times like this always end
up with the club doing something!
**[05:51] ---**
She's right, that is the formula.
**[05:53] ---**
Okay, let's practice for when we'll
need to do something with friends
**[05:58] ---**
for festivals in the future!
**[05:59] ---**
That settles it!
**[06:00] ---**
Hey, wai--
**[06:01] ---**
Rika has no objections.
**[06:02] ---**
No, look--
**[06:04] ---**
Aniki's wish is my command.
**[06:06] ---**
K-Kodaka!
**[06:09] ---**
What's wrong, Yozora?
**[06:10] ---**
Hmph! Nothing!
**[06:12] ---**
You're a moron, Kodaka!
**[06:15] ---**
Very well! The Neighbors Club will
participate in this year's Culture Festival.
**[06:19] ---**
We shall cast those real-lifers
enjoying the festival into hell!
**[06:24] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:25] ---**
Understood.
**[06:27] ---**
Naturally!
**[06:28] ---**
Look, we really shouldn't
cast them into hell.
**[06:32] ---**
Now, as for what we should contribute...
**[06:32] ---**
"Decide-What-to-Do-at-Culture-Festival
Meeting"
**[06:36] ---**
How about a maid café?
**[06:37] ---**
Die.
**[06:37] ---**
Why'd you shoot that down?!
**[06:39] ---**
Maid cafés are the easy
path to festival victory!
**[06:42] ---**
Thoughtless fool!
**[06:43] ---**
Is it not obvious that I could
never wait on customers?!
**[06:48] ---**
Yeah, there's no way
Yozora could manage that.
**[06:51] ---**
Especially not as a maid.
**[06:54] ---**
I just pictured Yozora in a maid
outfit waiting on customers,
**[06:58] ---**
and it was the funniest thing ever!
**[07:00] ---**
That's some gag! Bwa ha!
**[07:03] ---**
T-True, I can't do customer
service--but neither can any of *you*!
**[07:09] ---**
Hey, I can manage *that* much!
**[07:12] ---**
Not that I've got experience...
**[07:14] ---**
If Kodaka tried that, all the
customers would run away!
**[07:18] ---**
They would not! Not if I acted pleasant!
**[07:21] ---**
Kodaka-*sempai*, acting pleasant?
**[07:24] ---**
Fine, what about *you*?!
**[07:26] ---**
Can you do customer service?!
**[07:29] ---**
We cannot have you underestimating
genius inventor Shiguma Rika!
**[07:33] ---**
Yozora-*sempai*, do you have the maid
costume Yukimura-*kun* wore here?
**[07:37] ---**
Y-Yes, I do.
**[07:45] ---**
Rika might as well wear the maid
outfit to put this into practice.
**[07:49] ---**
Rika will change clothes, so
close your eyes, Kodaka-*sempai.*
**[07:52] ---**
R-Right.
**[07:57] ---**
You can open your eyes.
**[08:06] ---**
Your face tells me you've simply
acknowledged Rika is wearing maid clothes,
**[08:10] ---**
and have no comments in particular.
**[08:13] ---**
Wow. How did you just read my mind?
**[08:16] ---**
Moron! You're a moron, Kodaka-*sempai*!
**[08:18] ---**
And you actually kept your
eyes closed the whole time!
**[08:21] ---**
You were supposed to sneak a peek!
**[08:24] ---**
Why?
**[08:25] ---**
"Why," he says.
**[08:26] ---**
Never mind, you pudding-headed imbecile!
**[08:29] ---**
Get your ass out of this
room and come back in again!
**[08:34] ---**
You've really got a foul mouth lately.
**[08:40] ---**
You pudding-headed dickwad!
**[08:43] ---**
What the heck was that for?!
**[08:45] ---**
Just sit down in your
chair, you fucking clod!
**[08:50] ---**
Again?!
**[08:50] ---**
So you understand that you're being kicked,
**[08:51] ---**
but not that you're being told to "sit"?!
**[08:54] ---**
You're a stupid, poorly trained mutt!
**[08:57] ---**
Rika seriously questions whether there
are brains in that head of yours,
**[09:01] ---**
which by the way is the color of her
poop after she eats keema curry!
**[09:06] ---**
You can't get away with whatever you
want just by talking *tsundere*-style!
**[09:10] ---**
Hmph, Rika says!
**[09:12] ---**
Jeez...
**[09:13] ---**
Who gave you permission
to sit in a *people* chair?!
**[09:18] ---**
Where the hell do you want me to sit, then?!
**[09:20] ---**
There's a chair right there!
One invisible to idiots!
**[09:28] ---**
Now, I didn't bring this for *you*, got it?
**[09:32] ---**
And the coffee is 980 yen, got it?
**[09:36] ---**
I can't believe you're charging
me for coffee I didn't even order.
**[09:39] ---**
And it's expensive...
**[09:41] ---**
Whatever, just take off your pants
**[09:43] ---**
and pathetically humiliate yourself
in public by exposing your privates
**[09:46] ---**
as you enjoy the diabolical combo of
coffee aroma and your own crotch stink!
**[09:50] ---**
You perverted worm. Hmph!
**[09:53] ---**
P-Please, I'm begging you, no more.
**[09:58] ---**
You can come back again, though, got it?
**[10:01] ---**
Not on your life!
**[10:05] ---**
So, how did you like Rika's "*tsundere* maid"?
**[10:08] ---**
*Tsundere* my ass! My heart
was starting to break!
**[10:11] ---**
That's strange... Rika thought this
wait style would get people hooked.
**[10:14] ---**
That unlikely hypothesis aside,
this could be a direction to go in.
**[10:19] ---**
No, it really couldn't!
**[10:20] ---**
What did you think, Yukimura-*kun*?
**[10:23] ---**
I'm afraid your skills are still immature.
**[10:26] ---**
So, as a former maid, do you by any
chance know the essence of the Maid Way?
**[10:31] ---**
Yes. The essence of the Maid Way...
**[10:36] ---**
...is a spirit of fidelity to Aniki!
**[10:40] ---**
W-Well then, let's see Meat's
customer service skills next.
**[10:44] ---**
What? Me, too?
**[10:46] ---**
Wh-Why not? I'd love to see it, Sena-*sempai*!
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[10:54] ---**
Okay, Kodaka! I'm changing,
so go out in the hallway!
**[10:57] ---**
I can't just close my eyes?
**[10:59] ---**
Of course not!
**[11:00] ---**
I-I mean, we've already got
two strikes on our record...
**[11:03] ---**
Hmm? What?
**[11:05] ---**
Never mind, just get out!
**[11:09] ---**
What's with her?
**[11:14] ---**
Okay, Kodaka!
**[11:18] ---**
Welcome home, Master.
**[11:22] ---**
Th-That looks tight...
**[11:25] ---**
Don't stare at me!
**[11:27] ---**
I'm surprised you guys managed
to put on something this tight.
**[11:32] ---**
Fuck.
**[11:34] ---**
American porn...
**[11:35] ---**
You sow...
**[11:38] ---**
What would you like to order?
**[11:40] ---**
We have special maid sandwiches,
**[11:42] ---**
special maid cakes, special maid
tea, and special maid coffee.
**[11:49] ---**
Okay, I'll have coffee...
**[11:51] ---**
Coming right up, my master!
**[11:58] ---**
What's with you? Why can you do this?!
**[12:01] ---**
I-It's not that weird!
**[12:04] ---**
I'm, um... Oh! I'm just copying Stella!
**[12:08] ---**
Oho. So it's because you have a
professional butler nearby, then?
**[12:12] ---**
Yes! That's right!
**[12:14] ---**
Why would watching a butler work give
you the ability to be a café girl?
**[12:19] ---**
Copying or not, I'm impressed!
**[12:22] ---**
A-Aw, stop it!
**[12:23] ---**
Oh, right, I have to do a
spell to make it taste better!
**[12:27] ---**
A spell?
**[12:29] ---**
Taaaaaste good! *Moe, moe*, oh!
**[12:35] ---**
H-Huh?
**[12:37] ---**
Meat.
**[12:38] ---**
Y-Yes, Master?
**[12:43] ---**
Meat.
**[12:46] ---**
Meeaaat...
**[12:51] ---**
I-I do *not* visit maid cafés
whenever I'm not in school, okay?!
**[13:00] ---**
Okay, maid cafés are off the table.
**[13:05] ---**
Well, I'm going home.
**[13:07] ---**
Okay.
**[13:15] ---**
Oh, right...
**[13:18] ---**
Yozora, I wanted to ask you--
**[13:24] ---**
I-It's not...
**[13:25] ---**
I-I have reasons! I mean... Um... You see...
**[13:30] ---**
Hey, wait--!
**[13:33] ---**
"BL de Fan-Comic"
**[13:41] ---**
Sorry, everybody with AB blood--today
is a very unlucky day for you!
**[13:45] ---**
Make sure you're careful, so you
don't end up hurting your friends.
**[13:51] ---**
Like I *have* any friends...
**[13:53] ---**
Oh, Kobato, do you have
make-up classes today?
**[13:57] ---**
Today my long two-week
ordeal comes to its end.
**[14:02] ---**
That's nice.
**[14:04] ---**
Next time don't fail any classes.
**[14:07] ---**
Mm-hmm.
**[14:08] ---**
"St. Chronica's Academy Festival"
**[14:10] ---**
"Decide-What-to-Do-at-Culture-Festival
Meeting"
**[14:11] ---**
Let's see... How about
a fortune-telling booth?
**[14:15] ---**
Do you actually believe in that stuff?
**[14:18] ---**
Not personally, but don't lots of people
like getting their fortunes told?
**[14:23] ---**
Especially high school girls.
**[14:25] ---**
I don't buy into any of that stuff.
**[14:27] ---**
After all, I've been chosen by God!
**[14:31] ---**
*Every* day is my lucky day!
**[14:35] ---**
That's exactly right, Meat.
**[14:38] ---**
Every day is your lucky day.
**[14:40] ---**
Yozora...
**[14:42] ---**
So you admit it!
**[14:44] ---**
Yes, every day is your lucky one.
**[14:46] ---**
Which means you've hit your luck ceiling.
**[14:48] ---**
There's nowhere to go from here.
**[14:50] ---**
You'll never make friends,
**[14:52] ---**
your female classmates
will hate and shun you,
**[14:55] ---**
and you'll always be alone in gym class.
**[14:58] ---**
When people pair up for cooking
practice or class trips,
**[15:01] ---**
someone will always say, "Kashiwazaki-*san*,
why don't *you* pair with a boy? Bwahahaha,"
**[15:04] ---**
ruining your memories.
**[15:06] ---**
Yes, your current circumstances are the
most happiness life will allow you!
**[15:11] ---**
H-How could you say that?!
**[15:13] ---**
Sena-*sempai*, keep doing
your best in life, okay?
**[15:16] ---**
I feel sorry for Sena-*anego*.
**[15:19] ---**
Not you, too!
**[15:22] ---**
Do your best!
**[15:24] ---**
Still, the fortune-telling idea isn't bad.
**[15:27] ---**
Do you believe in fortune-telling, Yozora?
**[15:30] ---**
Of course not.
**[15:32] ---**
For three months in middle school,
**[15:35] ---**
each day I checked every fortune I could,
**[15:37] ---**
on TV, in newspapers, in
magazines, everywhere,
**[15:40] ---**
and also recorded in detail everything
that happened to me that day.
**[15:43] ---**
Then I objectively assessed my luck,
**[15:47] ---**
tallied it against all the fortunes,
and collected the statistics.
**[15:50] ---**
Not a single fortune had an
accuracy rate higher than 7%.
**[15:55] ---**
Therefore, I decided not to
believe in fortune-telling!
**[15:58] ---**
When you go that far, you
actually seem fortune-obsessed.
**[16:02] ---**
More like, are you still agreeing
to the booth after all that?
**[16:07] ---**
All we have to do is make
up a bunch of random crap,
**[16:11] ---**
and we can fleece real-lifers unintelligent
enough to take fortune-telling seriously.
**[16:16] ---**
What business could be pleasanter?
**[16:18] ---**
Cruel...
**[16:20] ---**
You're a real witch, aren't you?
**[16:22] ---**
You are way extreme.
**[16:25] ---**
Meat. I'll read *your
*fortune as an experiment.
**[16:29] ---**
M-Me?!
**[16:35] ---**
Yes, I see it.
**[16:38] ---**
S-See what?
**[16:39] ---**
Something is troubling
thee right now, is it not?
**[16:43] ---**
Huh? Troubling me?
**[16:44] ---**
"Thee"?
**[16:45] ---**
Something to do with thy relationships.
**[16:49] ---**
Relationships? N-Now that you mention it...
**[16:52] ---**
I thought so.
**[16:54] ---**
Thou art giving off a faint purple mist.
**[16:59] ---**
This symbolizeth unease.
**[17:01] ---**
I can tell from the shape of the mist
that relationships are the root.
**[17:05] ---**
Wow, you're totally right!
**[17:07] ---**
I see and know all.
**[17:10] ---**
Yes, thou generally thinkest
in a positive manner,
**[17:15] ---**
but occasionally thou feelest
regret, dost thou not?
**[17:17] ---**
You can tell?!
**[17:19] ---**
Sena-*sempai*...
**[17:21] ---**
Thou also hast certain gifts
beyond what others have,
**[17:26] ---**
yet I warrant that thou art often vexed
**[17:28] ---**
at not being able to fully express them.
**[17:31] ---**
Though thou hast an optimistic side,
**[17:34] ---**
sometimes thou waverest about thy
actions and decisions, growing worried.
**[17:39] ---**
And while thou art fundamentally cheerful,
**[17:42] ---**
thou also hast a lonely side.
**[17:45] ---**
Why? Why do you know that?!
**[17:48] ---**
Hey, what's the name for
this kind of thing, again?
**[17:52] ---**
The "Barnum effect."
**[17:54] ---**
"Something about your
friendships is troubling"
**[17:54] ---**
It's a phenomenon where the subject,
**[17:55] ---**
"You appear confident, but harbor unease"
**[17:56] ---**
when told general things
**[17:57] ---**
"You have little troubles
in your school life"
**[17:58] ---**
that could apply to anyone,
**[17:58] ---**
"You've been worried about your weight"
**[17:59] ---**
takes them to be an accurate
personal diagnosis.
**[18:00] ---**
"Do you think you're a romantic?"
**[18:01] ---**
"Are you waiting for a fateful encounter?"
**[18:03] ---**
Wow, you're dead-on!
**[18:05] ---**
I didn't realize you understood
me so well, Yozora.
**[18:09] ---**
Aw, that makes me a little happy...
**[18:13] ---**
She fell for it hook, line, and sinker.
**[18:15] ---**
Yep.
**[18:16] ---**
I'm willing to tell thee
a way to improve the life
**[18:19] ---**
of a sweet yet awkward person like thyself.
**[18:23] ---**
Really?! Tell me, tell me!
**[18:25] ---**
Tonight at midnight on the dot,
**[18:28] ---**
go to the roof and balance
a bowl of water on thy head,
**[18:31] ---**
turning around three times
while giving an eerie shriek,
**[18:34] ---**
and then shout "Sexy Beam!" loud
enough for the whole house to hear.
**[18:39] ---**
If the water doth not spill, thou
shalt attain the moon's blessing,
**[18:42] ---**
and thy life shall be
visited by great fortune!
**[18:47] ---**
Got it! Thanks, Yozora!
I've been wrong about you!
**[18:52] ---**
I-I... wish for... thy... happiness...
**[19:09] ---**
Sena?
**[19:09] ---**
"Daddy spanked me so hard... But I
don't mind, if it's for my happiness!"
**[19:16] ---**
Sexy Beam!
**[19:18] ---**
Don't tell me she actually did it?!
**[19:22] ---**
"Google 'Barnum effect.'"
**[19:26] ---**
Yooozooooraaaaa!
**[19:31] ---**
What do you want, Meat?
**[19:32] ---**
Don't--
**[19:37] ---**
Don't "what do you want"
me, you rotten vixen!
**[19:40] ---**
How dare you trick me!
**[19:41] ---**
Trick you? Whatever do you mean?
**[19:44] ---**
That fortune-telling yesterday!
**[19:45] ---**
You made up that awful lie, and I... I...
**[19:50] ---**
Hey, don't feel so down.
**[19:53] ---**
The President yells at you for
dumb stuff you do all the ti--
**[19:57] ---**
That's not the issue!
**[19:58] ---**
Yesterday I actually felt... kind of happy...
**[20:04] ---**
You're just... you're really just...
**[20:10] ---**
Moron! Moron, moron, moron!
**[20:14] ---**
You're a moron, Yozora!
**[20:22] ---**
Come on, how about we
all go to the club room?
**[20:27] ---**
Hiya...
**[20:30] ---**
I've been waiting for you, my other half.
**[20:32] ---**
Hi, Koba--
**[20:33] ---**
Kobato-*chan*'s here!
**[20:35] ---**
Yay! Long time no see, Kobato-*chan*!
**[20:38] ---**
So, why are you here today, huh?
**[20:41] ---**
Oh, Kobato-*chan*, you're a total *angel*!
**[20:45] ---**
Your angelic-ness is the best in the world!
**[20:47] ---**
Bro!
**[20:48] ---**
Ow...
**[20:53] ---**
What is it, Kodaka?
**[20:54] ---**
Nah, never mind.
**[20:57] ---**
I'm so lucky today, getting
to see you, Kobato-*chan*!
**[21:00] ---**
It seems good fortune has visited you.
**[21:04] ---**
You're right! I really have
been visited by good fortune!
**[21:06] ---**
I've been visited by Kobato-*chan*!
**[21:10] ---**
Look, she's just back in the club because
her make-up classes are over, okay?
**[21:15] ---**
Y-Yes, you're right.
**[21:18] ---**
It's got nothing to do
with Yozora's fake magic.
**[21:21] ---**
How can you be so sure?
**[21:24] ---**
You're really unlikable, you know that?
**[21:26] ---**
B-But, well, I'll forgive you this
time, in deference to Kobato-*chan*.
**[21:31] ---**
Hmph! Don't get a big head, Spoiled Meat.
**[21:40] ---**
Welcome back, Kobato.
**[21:45] ---**
So, are we doing the fortune-telling
booth for the festival, then?
**[21:50] ---**
Rika brought reference books, just in case.
**[21:55] ---**
I suppose we'll defer the
fortune-telling decision.
**[21:57] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:59] ---**
"Feudal Generals Fortune-Telling"
**[22:02] ---**
"Birthday Fortune-Telling"...
**[22:04] ---**
Come to think of it, Kobato's
birthday is next week, huh?
**[22:07] ---**
Kobato-*chan*'s birthday?!
**[22:09] ---**
Y-Yeah... October 18th...
**[22:11] ---**
Then we have to celebrate!
**[22:14] ---**
We're giving Kobato-*chan* a birthday party!
**[22:40] ---**
*Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi*
**[22:43] ---**
*Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru*
**[22:48] ---**
*Nani wo shinjitara ii?*
**[22:53] ---**
*Fuantei sugiru sekai de*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta*
**[23:02] ---**
*Nakusu no ga kowakute*
**[23:06] ---**
*Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki*
**[23:09] ---**
*Torikago de agaiteta hibi*
**[23:12] ---**
*Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa*
**[23:18] ---**
*Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne*
**[23:25] ---**
*Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da*
**[23:31] ---**
*Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara*
**[23:38] ---**
*Kitto ima nara daijoubu*
**[23:41] ---**
*Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou*
**[23:52] ---**
At last I have returned victorious
from my long and brutal death match!
**[23:56] ---**
'Grats on finishing the make-up
work. Now study every day
**[23:59] ---**
so you don't fail the next exam!
**[24:02] ---**
I-I only failed that one because the
akashic records happened to malfunction.
**[24:07] ---**
Do--your--studying!
**[24:09] ---**
Okay.
**[24:11] ---**
Next time: "He's My Brother,
But As Long As There's Love,
**[24:14] ---**
It Doesn't Matter If He
Gets More Sisters, Right?"
**[24:16] ---**
I-It does too matter, jerk!
**[24:19] ---**
# 20 - He's My Brother, But As Long As There's Love, It Doesn't Matter If He Gets More Sisters, Right?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:20] ---**
From Sena?
**[00:21] ---**
Okay...
**[00:23] ---**
"About the Kobato-mas party!
**[00:26] ---**
We're going to Nagaya together
on Sunday to buy her presents!"
**[00:32] ---**
Sunday, huh? Well, I don't
have anything planned...
**[00:36] ---**
"OK. We'll meet Sunday at 1:00 in
the waiting area at Toya Station."
**[00:44] ---**
"Shiguma Rika"
**[00:45] ---**
"Aaah!
**[00:46] ---**
Rika feels Eros coming from the
quietly towering telephone poles!
**[00:50] ---**
She wants to be tied up!
She wants to do the deed!
**[00:53] ---**
But when she thinks about it, being
taken from behind could work too!"
**[00:58] ---**
"Shut. Up."
**[01:00] ---**
"Read it vertically!"
**[01:02] ---**
Vertically?
**[01:04] ---**
"Let's--go on--a date--tomorrow."
**[01:10] ---**
"No."
**[01:11] ---**
"Please! I want you to help me pick
out a present for Kobato-*san*."
**[01:16] ---**
Then just write *that*.
**[01:19] ---**
"For the esteemed Mr. Hasegawa Kodaka.
**[01:23] ---**
Dear Mr. Hasegawa Kodaka,
**[01:26] ---**
I hope you are well during
this pleasant fall season.
**[01:33] ---**
Please forgive me for the
suddenness of this letter.
**[01:38] ---**
I'm terribly sorry to trouble you
when you are surely very busy,
**[01:41] ---**
but I take pen in hand now because there
is something I feel I must ask you.
**[01:48] ---**
I shall make so bold as to
come straight to the point.
**[01:53] ---**
What should I give to your honored sister?
**[01:57] ---**
With my best wishes for your health and--"
**[02:00] ---**
That opening was too long!
**[02:04] ---**
"Don't worry if you're busy or whatever.
**[02:06] ---**
I want you to help pick
a present for your sis.
**[02:08] ---**
You, too?
**[02:09] ---**
Tomorrow would be best since
there's not much time,
**[02:12] ---**
but whatever, I don't *need* you to be there,
**[02:14] ---**
And it's gratuitously long...
**[02:16] ---**
so don't worry if you're busy or whatever.
**[02:17] ---**
More like, why all the "whatever"s?
**[02:17] ---**
It's not like I can't pick
a present or whatever."
**[02:21] ---**
Eh, fine.
**[02:31] ---**
Yo.
**[02:33] ---**
The train bound for Nagaya is
approaching platform three.
**[02:34] ---**
Looks like everybody's here.
**[02:36] ---**
Please stay behind the line for your safety.
**[02:37] ---**
Okay, let's go, I guess.
**[02:55] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:56] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[02:59] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[03:00] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[03:02] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[03:06] ---**
*I bet I can even reach your hand*
**[03:14] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[03:15] ---**
*It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster*
**[03:20] ---**
*I always barreled ahead with everything I had*
**[03:28] ---**
*Our time won't last forever, now will it?*
**[03:35] ---**
*Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment*
**[03:42] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[03:43] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[03:45] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[03:46] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[03:48] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[03:53] ---**
*So I can take your hand*
**[03:55] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[03:56] ---**
*Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky*
**[03:58] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[03:59] ---**
*But I'm still drawn to it*
**[04:02] ---**
*One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need*
**[04:06] ---**
*I bet I can even reach that star*
**[04:13] ---**
"He's My Brother, But As Long As There's Love,
It Doesn't Matter If He Gets More Sisters, Right?"
**[04:15] ---**
You sit too, Yozora. Over here.
**[04:17] ---**
I don't care about sitting!
**[04:19] ---**
What are Meat and the others doing here?!
**[04:21] ---**
Oh, sorry, I guess I forgot to tell you.
**[04:25] ---**
We're all buying Kobato a present,
**[04:28] ---**
so bringing people isn't a problem, right?
**[04:30] ---**
Sure, but this doesn't sit right with me.
**[04:33] ---**
Especially the part where you really
don't seem to think anything of it.
**[04:36] ---**
What did I do?
**[04:38] ---**
Forget it, idiot!
**[04:39] ---**
Rika had a feeling this might happen...
**[04:43] ---**
We must know when we're beaten, everyone.
**[04:45] ---**
I quite agree, Rika-*dono.*
**[04:48] ---**
Rika wonders: is this obliviousness real?
**[04:52] ---**
Or has he deliberately
embraced obliviousness?
**[04:56] ---**
Rika?
**[04:57] ---**
Oh, it's nothing! Rika simply thought,
"He's as fascinating as ever."
**[05:01] ---**
Excuse me?
**[05:02] ---**
And are you wearing the
uniform and lab coat *again*?
**[05:05] ---**
Is there something strange about that?
**[05:07] ---**
You're obsessed with your hair lately,
but you don't care about your clothes.
**[05:11] ---**
It's majorly weird.
**[05:13] ---**
I mean, today you randomly got highlights
to make your hair look fuller.
**[05:17] ---**
R-Rika didn't expect you to notice so much.
**[05:19] ---**
Not bad, Sempai.
**[05:22] ---**
But Rika feels like there isn't much
point in worrying about her clothes.
**[05:26] ---**
It's not like her efforts would help, since
you ignore her even when she's stripping...
**[05:30] ---**
But Rika's cute on the outside,
**[05:32] ---**
so I think cute clothes would look
as good on her as anyone else...
**[05:38] ---**
Huh? Wait, did I say that out loud again?
**[05:40] ---**
Yes, loud and clear!
**[05:43] ---**
By the way, Sena-*sempai*.
**[05:45] ---**
What?
**[05:46] ---**
Rika thought she'd look at some
clothes, since we're shopping.
**[05:49] ---**
Do you have any stores you recommend?
**[05:52] ---**
Y-You want my recommendations?
**[05:54] ---**
Yes! You're stylish, so Rika
would like to learn from you.
**[05:58] ---**
Um... I-I don't go to Nagaya that often,
**[06:03] ---**
and I usually use posh name-brand shops
near my house, so I can't really...
**[06:07] ---**
There's nothing near your house
but mountains and rice fields.
**[06:11] ---**
Sena-*sempai*...
**[06:12] ---**
Sena-*anego*...
**[06:16] ---**
I'm sorry. I lied. I have
Stella buy all my clothes,
**[06:20] ---**
and she does my hair and makeup, too.
**[06:23] ---**
What was that for?! You're pissing me off!
**[06:26] ---**
A femininity power of
just 5, huh? What trash.
**[06:29] ---**
A Scouter?
**[06:30] ---**
While we're at it, where do
you buy yours, Yozora-*sempai*?
**[06:33] ---**
On the internet.
**[06:34] ---**
I find a model in a fashion
magazine or the store site
**[06:38] ---**
and just buy her whole outfit.
**[06:39] ---**
Rika is jealous that you look good
dressed straight out of a fashion mag!
**[06:44] ---**
You're ultra-cute today, too.
**[06:46] ---**
"Cute," you say?!
**[06:48] ---**
Yep! Very feminine, very sexy-cute.
**[06:52] ---**
"Feminine"?
**[06:54] ---**
"Sexy... cute"...?
**[07:01] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:02] ---**
That can't be! This was in the "How
to Rock the Boyish Look" section!
**[07:07] ---**
Yozora-*sempai*...
**[07:08] ---**
Listen, Yozora, a "boyish" look
doesn't actually equal a mannish one.
**[07:17] ---**
It's just a technique to draw
out your girlish cuteness
**[07:20] ---**
by mixing in some pieces
with an androgynous feel.
**[07:23] ---**
More like, anyone paying attention to
the outside world would notice that!
**[07:26] ---**
Not a lot of men walk around exposing
their thighs and belly buttons!
**[07:31] ---**
But... I've never cared how
any other man dresses...
**[07:35] ---**
Huh?
**[07:36] ---**
N-Nothing!
**[07:46] ---**
I'm going to do some other shopping.
Kodaka, you can't come with me!
**[07:50] ---**
That's fine, but will you
be okay in the crowds?
**[07:52] ---**
Rika will come with you.
**[07:55] ---**
I see...
**[07:57] ---**
Yukimura, would you mind going
with Yozora and Rika in my place?
**[08:01] ---**
Look after them so they don't collapse
when they're surrounded by people.
**[08:04] ---**
Yes, Aniki. Leave it to me.
**[08:08] ---**
We'll be going, then.
**[08:10] ---**
Okay, thanks.
**[08:13] ---**
So, how about the two of us
just kind of look around?
**[08:20] ---**
Yeah!
**[08:26] ---**
Hey, Kodaka, what kind of present would
up my approval rating with Kobato-*chan*?
**[08:31] ---**
Probably FMN goods, right?
**[08:33] ---**
Well, she's pretty much got
everything she wants already...
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, and please don't get
anything too expensive.
**[08:40] ---**
Huh. You're a surprisingly
responsible guardian.
**[08:45] ---**
What *would* be good, then?
**[08:47] ---**
What about something you'd like?
**[08:50] ---**
That would be Kobato-*chan*, of course!
**[08:52] ---**
You can't have her!
**[08:54] ---**
Hey, I just found something that
Kobato-*chan* would 100% like.
**[08:58] ---**
What?
**[08:59] ---**
Meat.
**[09:01] ---**
Not Meat as in you, meat as in food!
**[09:03] ---**
I know that, sheesh.
**[09:06] ---**
She loves anything with meat in it,
**[09:08] ---**
so she's sure to like
it if you give her meat.
**[09:10] ---**
But raw food is a questionable
choice for a birthday present.
**[09:15] ---**
I can't believe *Sena* just
corrected *my* common sense...
**[09:18] ---**
Well, let's save that for a last
resort, and keep looking a little--
**[09:22] ---**
Wh-Whoa, wait a second!
**[09:24] ---**
What is it?
**[09:25] ---**
Th-This is...
**[09:29] ---**
Honestly, why should I have to keep
*you* company shopping for a whole hour?
**[09:34] ---**
Normally it's the opposite!
**[09:36] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[09:37] ---**
And I don't see what's so fun
about looking at frying pans.
**[09:40] ---**
Whoa, there, D-fol pans aren't just any pans!
**[09:44] ---**
And I'll tell you exactly why!
**[09:45] ---**
Not necessary.
**[09:50] ---**
You really are sort of weird, aren't you?
**[09:54] ---**
What's wrong with liking cookware?
**[09:56] ---**
It's not like that's your only issue, idiot.
**[10:00] ---**
Anyway, Yozora and the others
are taking forever...
**[10:02] ---**
Girls always take forever to shop.
**[10:06] ---**
That's what gal games say.
**[10:08] ---**
You learned that from a game?
**[10:11] ---**
Say, what do you think of
Yozora and Rika and Yukimura?
**[10:16] ---**
What do you mean?
**[10:20] ---**
Jeez, you're just so... Oh, never mind.
**[10:25] ---**
So, don't you want a girlfriend or anything?
**[10:28] ---**
I guess I don't *not* want one...
**[10:31] ---**
That's not very definite.
**[10:33] ---**
Well, for now my goal is friends.
**[10:36] ---**
A boring guy with no friends can't
get a girlfriend anyway, right?
**[10:42] ---**
I don't think that's true.
**[10:45] ---**
Hmm?
**[10:45] ---**
Jeez, you're just so...
**[10:48] ---**
Oh, never mind!
**[10:51] ---**
Why do you keep saying that?
**[10:54] ---**
Oh, right, Sena--
**[10:56] ---**
Um... Wh-What do you think about the fact
that Yozora and I used to be friends?
**[11:03] ---**
Hmm...
**[11:05] ---**
I guess I panicked a little
when I first found out,
**[11:09] ---**
but when I thought it over, I
figured it doesn't matter much.
**[11:12] ---**
D-Doesn't *matter*?
**[11:14] ---**
I mean, it's in the past, right?
**[11:16] ---**
What's important is the present.
**[11:19] ---**
Maybe so.
**[11:21] ---**
Well, not that I know what
Yozora's intentions are.
**[11:25] ---**
About what?
**[11:26] ---**
Nothing.
**[11:28] ---**
I'm just saying I don't
think I'll lose, that's all.
**[11:34] ---**
Also, Kodaka--and this is important,
so make sure you remember it.
**[11:41] ---**
Anybody *I* like obviously can't be boring!
**[11:50] ---**
Wh-What do you think, Kodaka-*sempai*?
**[11:52] ---**
I bought exactly what the clerk recommended.
**[11:55] ---**
Um, well, it's... It's like, "Huh,
Rika pulls it off when she tries."
**[12:00] ---**
Rika will choose to take
that as a compliment.
**[12:05] ---**
What do you think of me? I
received these from Yozora*-anego.*
**[12:10] ---**
Whoa, Yukimura, not bad!
**[12:13] ---**
E-Er, they look nice on you.
**[12:16] ---**
Thank you, Aniki.
**[12:18] ---**
And then there's...
**[12:20] ---**
Look, you...
**[12:23] ---**
You're... you're just
so... I can't believe you!
**[12:27] ---**
Shut up, Meat. I don't
feel good, so keep quiet.
**[12:31] ---**
A track suit...
**[12:32] ---**
I found it at a sports store.
What's wrong with it?
**[12:36] ---**
Anyway, this neighborhood isn't for me.
**[12:39] ---**
I'll grab a present from
a store near my place.
**[12:42] ---**
Huh?!
**[12:43] ---**
Rika's sorry, but she
wants to go home now too.
**[12:46] ---**
Excuse me?!
**[12:47] ---**
Sorry, Sena, but my bags are heavy and
I don't want to walk around with them.
**[12:50] ---**
H-Hey!
**[12:52] ---**
I shall accompany you, Aniki.
**[12:53] ---**
Jeez, you're all so... Why
are you all such sad cases?!
**[12:58] ---**
"King" "Horse"
**[13:05] ---**
Yep, perfect! I'm amazing.
**[13:08] ---**
But this whole thing is a little lame
for Kobato-*chan*'s birthday party.
**[13:14] ---**
Well, we don't actually know what
a normal birthday party looks like.
**[13:18] ---**
I figure it's about right.
**[13:19] ---**
Incidentally, Aniki, what should
one do at a birthday party?
**[13:24] ---**
Hmm, hand over presents and eat cake, right?
**[13:28] ---**
But then what do you do?
**[13:30] ---**
Perhaps everyone plays a game after that.
**[13:33] ---**
We don't have any besides Meat's gal
games and Rika's computer games.
**[13:37] ---**
Doing that as a group doesn't sound fun...
**[13:37] ---**
Oh, please. Sheesh, is she nervous?
**[13:39] ---**
Rika supposes we should've prepared a game.
**[13:42] ---**
She doesn't have any analog
games in her lab...
**[13:45] ---**
Then we'll go to the nearest toy
store and buy one. Like Twister!
**[13:49] ---**
Why Twister?
**[13:53] ---**
If you're already at the door,
you should just get in here!
**[14:00] ---**
Happy birthday, Kobato-*chan*!
**[14:06] ---**
I thought I should try popping mine.
**[14:08] ---**
Okay, then!
**[14:11] ---**
What is this?
**[14:13] ---**
Now, Kobato-*chan*, you sit here!
**[14:15] ---**
It's cake time! And... ta-da!
**[14:20] ---**
Well? Do you like it, Kobato-*chan*?!
**[14:24] ---**
You always have to go a
step too far, don't you?
**[14:28] ---**
What's your problem?! That
cake is too lovely for words!
**[14:37] ---**
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
**[14:41] ---**
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
**[14:45] ---**
♪ Happy birthday dear ♪
**[14:48] ---**
♪ Kodaka's little sister ♪
**[14:48] ---**
♪ Kobato ♪
**[14:50] ---**
Come on, guys, get that in synch.
**[14:52] ---**
♪ Happy birthday to you! ♪
**[14:59] ---**
Go on, Kobato, blow out the candles.
**[15:03] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[15:09] ---**
Congratulations, Kobato-*chan*!
**[15:10] ---**
Good job!
**[15:14] ---**
Hey, what was that for?!
**[15:15] ---**
Whoops, my hand slipped.
**[15:17] ---**
Here, Sempai, say "ah"!
**[15:24] ---**
These things smell nice.
**[15:27] ---**
It's a talisman.
**[15:36] ---**
Jeez, so you got meat after all?
**[15:38] ---**
Shut up, you! I thought you
might want to eat some too...
**[15:41] ---**
Meat, that's just too masochistic.
**[15:43] ---**
Isn't that great, Kobato?
We're having *sukiyaki* tonight!
**[15:48] ---**
Enjoy it as if it were me, okay?
**[15:50] ---**
No!
**[15:54] ---**
*Sukiyaki*!
**[15:56] ---**
Well, somebody's in a good mood.
**[15:59] ---**
Today is a good day!
**[16:04] ---**
Okay, I'm going to buy ingredients,
so you go home ahead of me.
**[16:08] ---**
Come home quickly, my kin.
**[16:16] ---**
Hey!
**[16:17] ---**
Geh, Big Brother! What are you doing here?!
**[16:20] ---**
Excuse me? That's my house.
What are *you* doing?
**[16:23] ---**
I was only trying to sneak a peek inside.
**[16:27] ---**
Is that a no-no, Big Brother?
**[16:28] ---**
It's a no-no. And why do you
want to see inside, anyway?
**[16:32] ---**
Big Brother is home!
**[16:34] ---**
Hi, Maria, I didn't know you were here.
**[16:36] ---**
Did you get Kate to bring you?
**[16:38] ---**
Yep. This is the one thing
that hag is good for--
**[16:42] ---**
Hey, what are you still doing here, hag?!
**[16:44] ---**
You brat, before I brought
you here, didn't you say
**[16:47] ---**
"I'll be grateful forever, Big Sister!"?!
**[16:49] ---**
So *what* was that just now?!
**[16:51] ---**
Um, er... Shut up, crappy old hag!
**[16:56] ---**
Honestly, what a problem child.
**[16:58] ---**
Says the girl who was worried
enough to spy on her.
**[17:02] ---**
Well, how about you join us for
*sukiyaki,* since you're here?
**[17:05] ---**
*Sukiyaki*?! Can I really?!
**[17:07] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:10] ---**
My beautiful day has turned poopy.
**[17:14] ---**
So you're Kobato-*chan*, Big
Brother's real-life sister, eh?
**[17:18] ---**
"Big Brother"?
**[17:20] ---**
That's what my sister Maria calls him.
**[17:23] ---**
If he's Maria's big brother,
**[17:24] ---**
and I'm her sister, and
I'm younger than he is,
**[17:28] ---**
then he's my big brother too.
**[17:30] ---**
Gah!
**[17:31] ---**
What's wrong?
**[17:32] ---**
Bro! Why?! Why do you keep getting
more little sisters, you big dummy?!
**[17:39] ---**
Hey, calm down! I didn't adopt them;
they just decided to call me that.
**[17:44] ---**
Say, why did Maria come over all of a sudden?
**[17:48] ---**
She said she had to talk to Kobato-*chan*.
**[17:51] ---**
What business does that foolish minion of God
**[17:53] ---**
have with me, the great ruler of the night?
**[17:56] ---**
What just happened to Kobato-*chan*?
**[17:58] ---**
Do me a favor and just let it go.
**[18:00] ---**
O-Okay...
**[18:02] ---**
Hey, Maria, hurry up and give
Kobato-*chan* your present!
**[18:06] ---**
Present?
**[18:08] ---**
Gah! Why did you tell her,
you poopy crappy hag?!
**[18:11] ---**
What's the big deal?
**[18:15] ---**
I'm generously giving you
a present, so be grateful.
**[18:19] ---**
B-Birthdays are important,
**[18:22] ---**
so I'll give it to you even
though you're a poopy vampire.
**[18:31] ---**
You're an evil being, after all!
**[18:34] ---**
You should let its divine power help you
mend your ways and become a good girl!
**[18:39] ---**
Foolish holy woman. Divine
powers don't work on *me*!
**[18:43] ---**
How dare you! Repent, you evil poopy vampire!
**[18:46] ---**
Whatever you say, it still won't work!
**[18:48] ---**
Ow, that hurt!
**[18:49] ---**
Dummy!
**[18:50] ---**
Come on, *sukiyaki* time.
**[18:53] ---**
"*Sukiyaki*"? I know what that is!
It's that tasty-sounding thing!
**[18:57] ---**
Yay! I'll help set the table!
**[19:01] ---**
Say thank you for the present, Kobato.
**[19:05] ---**
Tha... Th-Thank... you.
**[19:10] ---**
Huh? Did you say something?
**[19:12] ---**
N-Never mind, you dummy!
**[19:14] ---**
What, you poopy vampire?!
**[19:16] ---**
Dummy! Jerk!
**[19:18] ---**
Poopy vampire!
**[19:21] ---**
You worked hard, Big Brother.
**[19:23] ---**
I only got two pieces of meat!
And there were two whole kilos...
**[19:28] ---**
Those girls really ate a lot, huh?
**[19:30] ---**
So did you.
**[19:32] ---**
I'm so stuffed, I feel sleepy.
**[19:35] ---**
Big Brother, can we stay the night?
**[19:38] ---**
Fine with me.
**[19:39] ---**
Really?!
**[19:41] ---**
Thank--
**[19:43] ---**
Are you really fifteen?
**[19:45] ---**
I turned sixteen a while
back. And check this out.
**[19:49] ---**
Maria gave it to me for my birthday.
**[19:51] ---**
Huh, a locket?
**[19:54] ---**
What is this?
**[19:55] ---**
Maria gave me the cicada shell, and I
got someone I know to make this for me.
**[20:00] ---**
But Kobato-*chan*'s matches hers...
**[20:06] ---**
You've got a tough time, huh?
**[20:08] ---**
I'm a big sister; it
comes with the territory.
**[20:12] ---**
Maria! We're staying here for the night.
**[20:16] ---**
Come on, let's take a bath.
**[20:18] ---**
I'll have mine with Big Brother...
**[20:19] ---**
Idiot! I'm gonna wash you, be grateful!
**[20:22] ---**
No! Lemme go, you poopy hag! Poopy!
**[20:24] ---**
Oh, I'll get some sleep clothes for you.
**[20:28] ---**
Let me go, poopy hag!
**[20:30] ---**
Hey! Settle down!
**[20:33] ---**
Wait, where did Kobato go?
**[20:42] ---**
Kobato...?
**[20:50] ---**
Big Brother, you perv!
**[20:52] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[20:58] ---**
Care to justify yourself?
**[21:01] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[21:02] ---**
Okay, I forgive you.
**[21:03] ---**
Huh? Are you sure?
**[21:06] ---**
You didn't actually peek on purpose, did you?
**[21:08] ---**
O-Of course I didn't!
**[21:10] ---**
So what good would it do to blame you?
**[21:13] ---**
Plus, the fact that you don't give
excuses makes a good impression.
**[21:17] ---**
W-Well, because it's true
that I did something bad.
**[21:20] ---**
You really are a good person.
**[21:23] ---**
I can see why Pegasus-*san* likes you.
**[21:25] ---**
Are you friends with the President?
**[21:28] ---**
He and I are fishing buddies.
We especially like *ayu* fishing.
**[21:33] ---**
Huh, that's kind of surprising.
**[21:35] ---**
You come along sometime!
**[21:38] ---**
Okay, got it.
**[21:47] ---**
Okay, see you later, Big Brother.
**[21:49] ---**
Yeah, see you at school.
**[21:51] ---**
Sheesh, I wish you really were our brother.
**[21:56] ---**
Or...
**[21:58] ---**
Or something even more than that.
**[22:01] ---**
Personally, I think that might be nice.
**[22:04] ---**
But you've got Sena-*san,
*so I guess that's out...
**[22:07] ---**
O-Okay, later!
**[22:13] ---**
It wasn't long at all before I
learned what Kate's words meant.
**[22:40] ---**
*A stray cloud blocks my view*
**[22:43] ---**
*Of the star I know should be shining there*
**[22:49] ---**
*What should I believe in?*
**[22:53] ---**
*I was on my way to breaking*
**[22:56] ---**
*The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world*
**[23:02] ---**
*Because I was afraid of losing it*
**[23:06] ---**
*Those days of sighing "This is absurd"*
**[23:09] ---**
*And flailing inside my birdcage*
**[23:13] ---**
*We were gazing up at the same sky*
**[23:19] ---**
*When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?*
**[23:25] ---**
*These joined hands are
stronger than any wings*
**[23:32] ---**
*We can fly higher even without wings*
**[23:38] ---**
*So I know we'll be okay trying now*
**[23:42] ---**
*Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky*
**[23:51] ---**
Man, that was tasty! Okay,
let's go home and sleep.
**[23:54] ---**
Hey! Do the preview like
you're supposed to, hag!
**[23:56] ---**
Oh, fine. Next time: "My Childhood
Friend Is Too Much of a Battleground."
**[24:00] ---**
Big Brother is really an adult
if he has a childhood friend!
**[24:04] ---**
I want one too!
**[24:06] ---**
You're still *in* your childhood!
**[24:08] ---**
I bet in another five years, Kobato-*chan
*could be your childhood friend.
**[24:12] ---**
I don't want a poopy vampire
for a childhood friend!
**[24:15] ---**
She'll stay my enemy forever!
**[24:18] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[24:20] ---**
# 21 - My Childhood Friend is Too Much of a Battleground
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:12] ---**
Thank you!
**[00:13] ---**
Where did that come from?
**[00:15] ---**
Kobato liked yesterday's birthday
party, and it also made me... um...
**[00:21] ---**
Really happy.
**[00:23] ---**
So thank you!
**[00:25] ---**
Qu-Quit saying that embarrassing stuff!
**[00:27] ---**
Don't call it embarrassing.
**[00:29] ---**
Ahem. Well, um... This "birthday party"
thing turned out to be pretty nice.
**[00:36] ---**
Let's all do our best to make friends
we can celebrate birthdays with!
**[00:40] ---**
Yeah! This made me realize all over
again how cool it is to have friends.
**[00:45] ---**
Let's seriously do this!
**[00:47] ---**
That's been my plan all along.
**[00:50] ---**
Your wish, Aniki.
**[00:54] ---**
What's with you, Rika?
**[00:58] ---**
All right, then, let's keep
working on the school festival!
**[01:01] ---**
Right, Kodaka-*sempai*?
**[01:03] ---**
Y-Yeah, you're right...
**[01:08] ---**
At this point I wasn't
prepared to face things yet.
**[01:11] ---**
Even though deep down, I knew
what Rika was trying to say...
**[01:32] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:33] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[01:36] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:37] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[01:39] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[01:43] ---**
*Sono te ni datte todokisou sa*
**[01:51] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[01:52] ---**
*Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi*
**[01:57] ---**
*Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da*
**[02:05] ---**
*Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa*
**[02:12] ---**
*Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou*
**[02:19] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:20] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[02:22] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:23] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[02:25] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[02:30] ---**
*Te wo toreru you ni*
**[02:32] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:33] ---**
*Miagete bakari datte*
**[02:35] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:36] ---**
*Akogareteru ima mo*
**[02:39] ---**
*Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou*
**[02:43] ---**
*Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa*
**[02:50] ---**
"My Childhood Friend Is Too
Much of a Battleground"
**[02:52] ---**
Yo.
**[02:53] ---**
Yahoo! Kobato-*chan* is seriously an angel!
**[02:56] ---**
Let me lick you up, Kobato-*chan*! Lick, lick--
**[03:04] ---**
"School Festival Ideas:"
**[03:09] ---**
"Cat café"
**[03:10] ---**
What is a "cat café"?
**[03:12] ---**
You don't know?
**[03:14] ---**
It's a café where you can play
with cats as you drink your tea.
**[03:17] ---**
Wh-What?!
**[03:19] ---**
Can such a paradise exist
in this rotten world...?!
**[03:22] ---**
I don't want to do an
exhibit for the club *too*.
**[03:25] ---**
Oh, yeah, you said you were
doing one for your class.
**[03:28] ---**
"The History of Toya City," ri--
**[03:29] ---**
That's right!
**[03:30] ---**
I suggested "The All-Knowing, Almighty
Goddess Kashiwazaki Sena Feature,"
**[03:34] ---**
but the girls were all bitterly against me.
**[03:37] ---**
It's pissing me off just
remembering those dumb girls!
**[03:40] ---**
Leaving Meat's idiocy aside, an exhibit
doesn't seem fun, so let's not.
**[03:45] ---**
And then... Take that!
**[03:46] ---**
"Comedy routine"
**[03:47] ---**
Hey, wait! That's the best pick!
**[03:50] ---**
Sure, for erasing.
**[03:52] ---**
It's the correct decision.
**[03:54] ---**
I believe that was appropriate.
**[03:57] ---**
Yes, she's made the right choice.
**[03:59] ---**
You guys...
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, Kobato, should you be skipping
the middle school's festival?
**[04:07] ---**
Isn't your class doing anything?
**[04:10] ---**
What's your class presenting?
**[04:14] ---**
My kindred, you shall never find out.
**[04:17] ---**
If you don't tell me, I won't
make you any pig-bone ramen.
**[04:22] ---**
You would try to threaten Raysis Vi Felicity
Sumeragi, great ruler of the night?
**[04:27] ---**
Fool...
**[04:29] ---**
And I'll eat *all* of
yesterday's leftover beef.
**[04:31] ---**
Th-That's mean!
**[04:33] ---**
Then just tell me.
**[04:37] ---**
A-A movie.
**[04:38] ---**
A movie?
**[04:40] ---**
That sounds fun!
**[04:42] ---**
A movie, eh?
**[04:43] ---**
And? What will *you* be doing?
**[04:47] ---**
That is no concern of yo--
**[04:48] ---**
If you won't tell, you're
cut off from gaming.
**[04:53] ---**
...role...
**[04:54] ---**
Huh? What did you say?
**[04:56] ---**
...ng role!
**[04:58] ---**
"Grole"?
**[04:59] ---**
The *leading role*, I said! I
gotta do the leadin' part now!
**[05:04] ---**
The leading role?!
**[05:05] ---**
That's amazing, Kobato!
**[05:08] ---**
I want to see it! I *so
*want to see that movie!
**[05:10] ---**
Okay! Okay!
**[05:12] ---**
But Kobato, if you're the lead,
should you really be *here*?
**[05:17] ---**
So you skipped out on them...
**[05:21] ---**
Kobato. It's an honor to be
chosen, so do a good job.
**[05:26] ---**
There are people who never get picked
to do anything in class, you know!
**[05:32] ---**
Never?
**[05:33] ---**
Yup.
**[05:36] ---**
See? You got the chance,
so give it a try, Kobato.
**[05:40] ---**
It's a really great thing
to have people who need you.
**[05:46] ---**
Mm-hmm.
**[05:46] ---**
Now that's my Raysis Vi Felicity
Sumeragi, great ruler of the night!
**[05:53] ---**
Mm-hmm!
**[05:56] ---**
I shall be going, then!
**[05:58] ---**
Yep, do your best.
**[06:02] ---**
"School Festival Ideas"
**[06:04] ---**
"Movie"
**[06:04] ---**
Okay, we should make a movie, too!
**[06:06] ---**
Rika saw this coming.
**[06:08] ---**
I have no objection.
**[06:11] ---**
Well, it was bound to happen this way.
**[06:13] ---**
I agree!
**[06:14] ---**
All right, it's decided.
**[06:16] ---**
Excuse me...
**[06:17] ---**
What is it?
**[06:18] ---**
Rika is fine with the decision,
but what will we make it about?
**[06:22] ---**
Leave the screenplay to me.
**[06:23] ---**
No way! If we leave it to *her*,
**[06:26] ---**
it's 100% obvious that it'll be horrible!
**[06:28] ---**
What was that, Meat? You don't
believe in my magnificent taste?
**[06:32] ---**
Of course not!
**[06:34] ---**
Considering your record with
the round-robin story...
**[06:38] ---**
Anyway, rest easy. I'll
take a lesson from my past,
**[06:41] ---**
and incorporate you people's
opinions as I write.
**[06:45] ---**
So, let's get right down
to it: any suggestions?
**[06:48] ---**
No sexual assault, for starters.
**[06:51] ---**
Wh-What?
**[06:53] ---**
*Not* the right reaction.
**[06:55] ---**
So she was really planning on it.
**[06:57] ---**
Ba-dum! I'm gracing you with
my presence, poopy-heads!
**[07:02] ---**
Since Maria-*sensei* is here too,
**[07:04] ---**
shall we start by pulling
together everyone's opinions?
**[07:07] ---**
Okay, does anybody have any ideas?
**[07:10] ---**
How about a story about a transfer
student who joins the class
**[07:13] ---**
and is misunderstood and ostracized at first,
**[07:15] ---**
but eventually becomes really popular?
**[07:18] ---**
I won't play any role that's not a juicy one.
**[07:21] ---**
I want to eat lots of juicy steak!
**[07:24] ---**
I would like to play a samurai.
**[07:26] ---**
Rika thinks a slightly daring love
scene between two men is a must!
**[07:31] ---**
Is it even possible to
pull all that together?
**[07:31] ---**
"Transfer student gets
popular, Juicy Meat..."
**[07:35] ---**
You watch: I'll make it the
masterpiece of the century.
**[07:38] ---**
Look forward to it.
**[07:44] ---**
At this time of night?
**[07:46] ---**
I don't *need* to go with anyone or whatever
since all you do at a movie is shut up and watch,
**[07:48] ---**
but I figure if you have one you want to see, I'm
willing to go with you while I'm at it, that's all.
**[07:49] ---**
If you're not interested in movies, whatever,
I'll just go by myself, so don't worry about it."
**[07:51] ---**
Her messages are always so rambling...
**[07:54] ---**
But I guess it does make sense to
study a real movie before we start.
**[07:58] ---**
Okay, tomorrow the club can--
**[08:01] ---**
"oh don't tell the others cuz there's
no point in bringing a crowd"
**[08:05] ---**
You typed that in a hurry, huh?
**[08:07] ---**
"Don't tell the others," eh?
**[08:10] ---**
"Mikazuki Yozora" "Re: No
subject" "Understate."
**[08:17] ---**
Let's see...
**[08:19] ---**
Kodaka!
**[08:22] ---**
Whoa, don't tell me you seriously
mean to keep up that look?!
**[08:26] ---**
Of course I do.
**[08:28] ---**
Let's go.
**[08:34] ---**
"Cinémathèque Toya"
**[08:37] ---**
So, what are we watching today?
**[08:39] ---**
I haven't really picked one out.
**[08:41] ---**
We'll just pick from whatever's playing.
**[08:44] ---**
Isn't that pretty slapdash?
**[08:46] ---**
This is how I always watch movies.
**[08:52] ---**
How about this one?
**[08:53] ---**
Mmmmm...
**[08:55] ---**
Seems kinda unexciting.
**[08:57] ---**
No good for you?
**[08:58] ---**
Oh, n-no, this one's fine.
**[09:02] ---**
*C'est si bon*!
**[09:03] ---**
*C'est si bon*?
**[09:03] ---**
*C'est si bon.*
**[09:05] ---**
*C'est si bon*!
**[09:05] ---**
*C'est si bon, c'est si bon...*
**[09:15] ---**
Uh... was that useful?
**[09:18] ---**
Yeah, right! Idiot! I didn't think
it would be so disgraceful...
**[09:22] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:24] ---**
B-By the way, Kodaka... do you...
want to do *c-c'est si bon* stuff too?
**[09:31] ---**
Huh? What was that?
**[09:32] ---**
N-N-Nothing!
**[09:34] ---**
Okay! Let's have some tea
while we're out and about!
**[09:38] ---**
Hey, there's a café right there...
**[09:41] ---**
No, there's another one I
really need to try. Let's go!
**[09:45] ---**
"Covered in Kitties!"
"It's OK to pet us! ❤"
**[09:54] ---**
Meow!
**[09:57] ---**
"Meow"?
**[10:06] ---**
Aw, you caught it!
**[10:09] ---**
You really love cats, don't you?
**[10:12] ---**
There's no such thing as
a person who hates cats.
**[10:15] ---**
Don't you have one at home?
**[10:17] ---**
No, we live in an apartment.
**[10:19] ---**
Oh yeah, that's right.
**[10:21] ---**
But even if I weren't in an apartment,
I doubt I'd ever get a cat.
**[10:26] ---**
Huh? Why not?
**[10:29] ---**
Do you remember Night?
**[10:52] ---**
C'mere, Night!
**[10:56] ---**
Night!
**[11:01] ---**
Night!
**[11:03] ---**
Night!
**[11:04] ---**
Night!
**[11:05] ---**
Night!
**[11:08] ---**
Night!
**[11:14] ---**
It's sad when someone suddenly disappears.
**[11:18] ---**
I don't want us to really bond
if they'll just make me sad.
**[11:23] ---**
I'm fine with just playing together
and not taking it too far.
**[11:30] ---**
Later, Kodaka. Look forward to my script.
**[11:34] ---**
Sure.
**[11:37] ---**
You know, today sort of
made me feel like that.
**[11:41] ---**
"That"?
**[11:42] ---**
Like things were ten years ago.
**[11:46] ---**
You're right. It did feel like
those days for me, just a little.
**[11:53] ---**
Well, see you, Kodaka.
**[12:00] ---**
"King" "Horse"
**[12:06] ---**
The screenplay is finished!
**[12:09] ---**
Frankly, I'm very pleased with
it. Accept it with respect!
**[12:12] ---**
Now we can start filming!
**[12:15] ---**
Just what do you think you're doing?
**[12:19] ---**
M-My name is Raysis Vi Something Something...
**[12:22] ---**
You *faker*!
**[12:29] ---**
Not half bad.
**[12:30] ---**
This is way extreme.
**[12:32] ---**
Did Yozora-*sempai* really write this?
**[12:34] ---**
This is seriously good
stuff. Are you a genius?!
**[12:37] ---**
I-Is it?!
**[12:39] ---**
Hmph, naturally!
**[12:41] ---**
Then it's decided: this will be
our script. Next is casting...
**[12:46] ---**
The cast is already set.
**[12:48] ---**
First off, I'll be the lead, Kuya.
**[12:51] ---**
The transfer student, Kuya's former
best friend Hirotaka, is Kodaka.
**[12:55] ---**
O-Okay.
**[12:56] ---**
Sana, the class star who opposes
them to the end, is Meat.
**[13:02] ---**
Nobuyuki, the timid boy who secretly
admires the manly Hirotaka, is Yukimura.
**[13:07] ---**
All right...
**[13:08] ---**
Serika, who always plays malicious
tricks on Kuya for being with Hirotaka,
**[13:11] ---**
is Rika.
**[13:13] ---**
I see...
**[13:13] ---**
Mari, the little sister Kuya
doesn't get along with, is Maria.
**[13:17] ---**
Hmm... I don't really get it.
**[13:20] ---**
Well? Isn't it perfect?
**[13:22] ---**
Objection!
**[13:23] ---**
What, Meat? Is there some sort of problem?
**[13:25] ---**
How come you're the leading
role and I'm the villain?!
**[13:28] ---**
I read the script objectively
and made the logical choice.
**[13:32] ---**
In particular, Sana is gorgeous
in appearance and the class star.
**[13:36] ---**
Though it pains me to admit it, she
obviously has a lot in common with you.
**[13:39] ---**
Various circumstances have made her warped,
**[13:41] ---**
but she's good at heart and
has lots of good scenes.
**[13:44] ---**
I think it's quite a *juicy* role.
**[13:47] ---**
Now that you mention it, that might be true.
**[13:50] ---**
Then we'll use this cast for--
**[13:53] ---**
One moment, please!
**[13:54] ---**
What, Rika? More objections?
**[13:56] ---**
Rika has no problem with casting based
on appearances and personalities.
**[14:00] ---**
But if we use that logic, I
think Kodaka-*sempai* is miscast.
**[14:04] ---**
Me?
**[14:06] ---**
Nakagawa Hirotaka is a 17-year-old boy
**[14:09] ---**
with a strong sense of justice and
an honest and stouthearted nature.
**[14:13] ---**
He's a popular, sociable guy
with a strong sense of humor.
**[14:16] ---**
He's smart *and* athletic, and
tall, and has manly features.
**[14:19] ---**
Yep, I'm a perfect fit.
**[14:21] ---**
It's obvious that Kodaka-*sempai
*doesn't fit the part!
**[14:25] ---**
Damn, she noticed.
**[14:27] ---**
Wait, "noticed"?
**[14:29] ---**
True, Hirotaka and Kodaka are
about as different as you can get.
**[14:33] ---**
Because Big Brother isn't
cool at all on the outside!
**[14:36] ---**
At all... At *all*?
**[14:38] ---**
Yozora-*sempai*, why is
Kodaka-*sempai* Hirotaka?
**[14:41] ---**
Because...
**[14:44] ---**
Kodaka was my childhood friend...
**[14:49] ---**
Come to think of it, he was, wasn't he?
**[14:51] ---**
Yes! Hirotaka and Kuya
were childhood friends.
**[14:54] ---**
Therefore I chose my real-life
childhood friend Kodaka to be him.
**[14:58] ---**
What's weird about that?
**[14:59] ---**
I-It's not *weird*, but...
**[15:02] ---**
That means that if you aren't Kuya,
**[15:05] ---**
there ceases to be any reason for
Kodaka-*sempai* to be Hirotaka, correct?
**[15:09] ---**
W-Well...
**[15:11] ---**
Why don't we decide on the casting by vote?
**[15:14] ---**
That's a good idea.
**[15:15] ---**
Don't decide that on your own!
**[15:17] ---**
Oh, dear, so you're not confident
you'll be chosen as Kuya?
**[15:22] ---**
Fine. The results are obvious anyway.
**[15:24] ---**
"Ballot Box"
**[15:24] ---**
Excitement!
**[15:29] ---**
Here are the results of the vote.
**[15:34] ---**
I'm... the leading role?
**[15:34] ---**
"Kuya (lead) -- Kusunoki Yukimura"
**[15:38] ---**
I can't believe this.
**[15:38] ---**
"Mikazuki Yozora -- Hirotaka (best friend)"
**[15:40] ---**
"Sana (class boss) -- Takayama Maria"
**[15:40] ---**
Yay! I'm a cool boss lady now!
**[15:45] ---**
"Kashiwazaki Sena -- Serika (likes Hirotaka)"
**[15:45] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[15:47] ---**
Rika's playing the younger boy, then?
**[15:47] ---**
"Nobuyuki (admires Hirotaka)
-- Shiguma Rika"
**[15:49] ---**
Hold on!
**[15:51] ---**
Why did this happen?!
**[15:51] ---**
"Hasegawa Kodaka -- Mari
(Kuya's little sister)"
**[15:53] ---**
Who picked me for the little-sister part?!
**[15:59] ---**
It was you?!
**[16:00] ---**
I-I thought it might be a little
fun, so I had no choice.
**[16:04] ---**
What about that gave you no choice?!
**[16:06] ---**
Plus, it wasn't just me! You got two votes!
**[16:10] ---**
Who's the other one?
**[16:11] ---**
Me!
**[16:12] ---**
Why?
**[16:13] ---**
Because Big Brother is always a big brother,
**[16:16] ---**
so I thought it might be a nice change
to do a non-big-brother Big Brother!
**[16:21] ---**
Hmm, our various ulterior motives turned
this into very strange casting...
**[16:27] ---**
But we can't actually do that, can we?
**[16:30] ---**
Why don't we vote one more time?
**[16:33] ---**
"Kuya (lead) -- Kusunoki Yukimura"
**[16:37] ---**
Uh, Yukimura... Do your
best in the lead, okay?
**[16:42] ---**
Yes, I shall work hard!
**[16:45] ---**
Now what do I do about my part...?
**[16:49] ---**
I'll change Mari to a little brother.
It won't harm the story any.
**[16:53] ---**
What? Got a complaint?
**[16:56] ---**
No, I... I'm just a little sorry.
**[16:59] ---**
Excuse me?
**[17:00] ---**
I-I ended up making more work for you.
**[17:04] ---**
You're being creepy.
**[17:05] ---**
Did you get infected by
some kind of evil bacteria?
**[17:07] ---**
You be quiet!
**[17:09] ---**
This script was pretty good, so...
**[17:14] ---**
Hmph! It's no trouble to change a
sister to a brother or whatever.
**[17:19] ---**
R-Really? Well, that's all right then...
**[17:33] ---**
Hey, what the hell is this? It's
a totally different story now!
**[17:37] ---**
You're imagining things.
**[17:38] ---**
No he's not! Who the heck
is this "Kotaro" guy?!
**[17:39] ---**
"Kotaro"
**[17:41] ---**
Kuya's little brother.
**[17:43] ---**
I know *that*. What I'm asking is,
why are they suddenly twins?
**[17:48] ---**
Mari wasn't her twin!
**[17:50] ---**
And the role is substantially more
important, too, with more screen time.
**[17:54] ---**
Plus Kuya and Hirotaka are talking
kind of coldly to each other now...
**[17:58] ---**
Ah, yes. The truth is, Kuya and
Hirotaka weren't particularly close.
**[18:02] ---**
Huh? But they're best friends!
**[18:04] ---**
No. To Hirotaka, Kuya was
like a friend of a friend.
**[18:09] ---**
She was always with Kotaro,
**[18:11] ---**
so the three of them all ended
up hanging out, that's all.
**[18:14] ---**
Don't you feel bad for poor Kuya?
Why not let all three be friends?
**[18:18] ---**
Kodaka. A "friend of a
friend" is *not* a "friend."
**[18:23] ---**
What?
**[18:24] ---**
Their relationship isn't a team
of three. It's two plus one.
**[18:29] ---**
Well, that sounds familiar, but...
**[18:31] ---**
Hold on a second! Why make
Kuya the odd one out, then?
**[18:36] ---**
If you make it Kotaro instead, you
don't have to change the story!
**[18:39] ---**
I can't do that.
**[18:40] ---**
Why not?!
**[18:42] ---**
Because it's more natural for
him to get along with Kotaro.
**[18:45] ---**
I mean, Kodaka is playing Kotaro...
**[18:49] ---**
Because Kodaka was your
childhood friend, you mean?
**[18:54] ---**
Precisely!
**[18:56] ---**
That was forever ago. It doesn't matter now.
**[19:01] ---**
*What* did you say, Meat?!
**[19:08] ---**
Wh-Why, you...
**[19:12] ---**
"D-Doesn't matter," you say?
**[19:15] ---**
Yes. It doesn't matter whether you
and Kodaka used to be friends.
**[19:19] ---**
What you need to do right now is revise
this script right, and you know it.
**[19:24] ---**
How dare you! You don't know how I feel--
**[19:28] ---**
I'm telling you it doesn't
*matter* how you feel.
**[19:30] ---**
Quit dragging the past around with
you and do the job you have now!
**[19:42] ---**
Yozora...
**[19:44] ---**
*You*... If only *you* weren't
here, I'd already be...
**[19:53] ---**
Kashiwazaki Sena, you *jerk*!
**[19:59] ---**
Hey! Yozora!
**[20:05] ---**
"If only *you* weren't here," huh?
**[20:09] ---**
I hate her, but you know,
**[20:12] ---**
I've never once wished she were *gone*.
**[20:34] ---**
Yozora?
**[20:36] ---**
What is it?
**[20:36] ---**
I left my bag in the club room.
**[20:39] ---**
Oh.
**[20:49] ---**
Kodaka, who do you want to be Hirotaka's
old friend? Kuya or Kotaro?
**[20:54] ---**
It doesn't matter which one, as
long as the story's interesting.
**[20:59] ---**
I want you to be my old friend.
**[21:02] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[21:05] ---**
Which is more important to you, Kodaka?
Our memories of ten years ago, or now?!
**[21:09] ---**
I can't make a choice like that!
**[21:11] ---**
You're not very clear.
**[21:14] ---**
What about you, then?
**[21:17] ---**
Which is more important to you,
Yozora? Ten years ago, or now?
**[21:20] ---**
Ten years ago, of course.
**[21:23] ---**
Does that mean the present isn't important?
**[21:30] ---**
That's a toughie.
**[21:32] ---**
See?
**[21:34] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:37] ---**
"The Moon Rises in the Sky
By: Mikazuki Yozora Draft 3"
**[21:43] ---**
I like it!
**[21:45] ---**
Hmph! This is a piece of cake for me!
**[21:48] ---**
Kotaro fits right into the original
story as a brother two years younger.
**[21:54] ---**
Rika likes this one better,
too! Good work, Yozora*-sempai.*
**[21:59] ---**
Thank you for your hard work, Anego.
**[22:01] ---**
S-Sure.
**[22:04] ---**
All right, I assume there
are no more complaints.
**[22:06] ---**
So let's get down to filming this thing!
**[22:09] ---**
Let's do our best.
**[22:09] ---**
Yeah!
**[22:10] ---**
Let us be off.
**[22:11] ---**
It can't help but be a
masterpiece, since I'm in it.
**[22:14] ---**
Shut up, Meat.
**[22:16] ---**
I feel like I've seen
this somewhere before...
**[22:39] ---**
*Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi*
**[22:43] ---**
*Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru*
**[22:48] ---**
*Nani wo shinjitara ii?*
**[22:52] ---**
*Fuantei sugiru sekai de*
**[22:55] ---**
*Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta*
**[23:01] ---**
*Nakusu no ga kowakute*
**[23:05] ---**
*Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki*
**[23:08] ---**
*Torikago de agaiteta hibi*
**[23:12] ---**
*Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa*
**[23:18] ---**
*Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne*
**[23:25] ---**
*Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da*
**[23:31] ---**
*Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara*
**[23:38] ---**
*Kitto ima nara daijoubu*
**[23:41] ---**
*Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou*
**[23:50] ---**
Oh, mademoiselle Yozora, you look so sad!
**[23:53] ---**
*Oui*! I think it's important for Yozora
to be more open with her feelings!
**[23:58] ---**
That's right, you must openly
share your *amour,* like us!
**[24:03] ---**
I *je t'aime* you so much, Stéphanie!
**[24:06] ---**
I *je t'aime* you too, Jonathan!
**[24:09] ---**
Next time: "Stray Cats Overheat."
**[24:09] ---**
"Stray Cats Overheat"
**[24:12] ---**
My loins are overheating too!
**[24:16] ---**
*C'est si bon*! *C'est si bon*!
# 22 - Stray Cats Overheat
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:16] ---**
I'm Nakagawa Hirotaka, and I
transferred here from Tokyo.
**[00:19] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[00:20] ---**
Hmph! Tokyo scum!
**[00:26] ---**
Hirotaka?
**[00:27] ---**
Kuya? Kuya, is that you?!
**[00:30] ---**
It was a fateful reunion.
**[00:35] ---**
Rika sees no problems.
**[00:37] ---**
Yeah. Okay, we're good.
Let's go to the next scene.
**[00:43] ---**
Everybody ready?
**[00:44] ---**
Okay here!
**[00:46] ---**
This is heavy.
**[00:47] ---**
Okay, lights--camera--action!
**[00:47] ---**
"The Moon Rises in the Sky"
**[00:53] ---**
You've got some nerve!
**[00:55] ---**
H-How dare you?
**[00:57] ---**
How dare you say "how dare you"?!
**[00:58] ---**
Cut!
**[01:00] ---**
Right, the next one is...
**[01:04] ---**
Yozora-*sempai.*
**[01:06] ---**
The sun is setting.
**[01:08] ---**
Anything else we shoot now
won't match our other footage.
**[01:12] ---**
That's that, then.
**[01:14] ---**
Okay, we'll pick it up tomorrow!
**[01:16] ---**
Meet in the club room after school!
**[01:18] ---**
We're running low on time, so don't be late!
**[01:21] ---**
Okay...
**[01:22] ---**
I can't hear you!
**[01:24] ---**
Okay!
**[01:40] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:41] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[01:44] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:45] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[01:47] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[01:51] ---**
*I bet I can even reach your hand*
**[01:59] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[02:00] ---**
*It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster*
**[02:05] ---**
*I always barreled ahead with everything I had*
**[02:13] ---**
*Our time won't last forever, now will it?*
**[02:20] ---**
*Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment*
**[02:27] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:28] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[02:30] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:31] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[02:33] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[02:38] ---**
*So I can take your hand*
**[02:40] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:41] ---**
*Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky*
**[02:43] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:44] ---**
*But I'm still drawn to it*
**[02:47] ---**
*One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need*
**[02:51] ---**
*I bet I can even reach that star*
**[02:58] ---**
"Stray Cats Overheat"
**[03:04] ---**
No scenes with Kotaro today either, huh?
**[03:08] ---**
It's kind of a shame...
**[03:10] ---**
But being part of the crew is more fun
than I thought, so I guess it's okay.
**[03:17] ---**
Oh, those must be the score
rankings from finals.
**[03:25] ---**
895 out of 900?!
**[03:29] ---**
How does anyone even get a score like that?
**[03:32] ---**
And Yozora's first in our class, too...
**[03:36] ---**
Grrrrrr... Grrrrrr....
**[03:39] ---**
What's with that?
**[03:43] ---**
Wh-What's your problem?
**[03:45] ---**
Huh? Um, I...
**[03:48] ---**
Hey! You're Kashiwazaki Sena's boyfriend!
**[03:52] ---**
Grrrrrr!
**[03:54] ---**
Kashiwazaki Sena--that woman
is definitely my enemy!
**[03:58] ---**
Er, so who are *you*?
**[04:01] ---**
Y-You don't know who I am?!
**[04:05] ---**
I suppose I should've expected an associate
of Kashiwazaki Sena's to be rude.
**[04:09] ---**
Are you famous or something?
**[04:11] ---**
I'm Yusa Aoi, Year 2, Class 3!
**[04:13] ---**
I'm the student council treasurer!
**[04:15] ---**
I ranked ♪2 on these tests!
**[04:17] ---**
Wow...
**[04:19] ---**
If she's Class 3, she's
in the same class as Sena.
**[04:22] ---**
So you're ♪2 in our whole grade
and a student council officer!
**[04:25] ---**
That's amazing.
**[04:27] ---**
That condescending attitude
is extremely obnoxious!
**[04:30] ---**
I've been Kashiwazaki Sena's
runner-up since last year!
**[04:34] ---**
I don't know about last year,
**[04:36] ---**
but I still think you're doing really great.
**[04:38] ---**
She's just tough, that's all.
**[04:41] ---**
Well, I still want to win!
**[04:42] ---**
At least in test scores, if nothing else!
**[04:45] ---**
Glamorous looks, outstanding
grades, great at all sports,
**[04:50] ---**
*and* she's a rich little princess!
**[04:53] ---**
I feel like I've heard this before.
**[04:56] ---**
I know for a fact that the world
calls those like Kashiwazaki Sena
**[05:01] ---**
"people with real lives."
**[05:03] ---**
She gets to have a real life *and
*a boyfriend on top of that?!
**[05:07] ---**
It's patently unfair!
**[05:09] ---**
Look, slow down. I'm not dating Sena!
**[05:14] ---**
You can't fool me.
**[05:16] ---**
You use her first name with no honorific--
**[05:18] ---**
you've obviously got a special relationship.
**[05:20] ---**
All the boys in our class
use "-*sama*" for her.
**[05:25] ---**
It's no use. She's just not listening.
**[05:28] ---**
Honestly... I'm fighting
like mad to surpass her,
**[05:32] ---**
and meanwhile she gets herself
a cool boyfriend like this?
**[05:34] ---**
I'm jealous!
**[05:37] ---**
Hey, when you say "cool,"
are you talking about *me*?!
**[05:42] ---**
What, do you see anybody else standing here?
**[05:45] ---**
And any way you look at it, you're cool.
**[05:48] ---**
There's that understated blond hair
you clearly take such pains to dye!
**[05:52] ---**
And you wear your pants rolled
up, because you've got fashion!
**[05:55] ---**
I know for a fact that the
world calls cool guys like you
**[05:59] ---**
"bad-boy chic," you know!
**[06:03] ---**
N-Nobody's ever talked
about me like that before!
**[06:06] ---**
Why are you making that funny face?!
**[06:09] ---**
I can't believe you've got a sense
of humor on top of the cool factor!
**[06:12] ---**
You're obviously the kind of awesome
boyfriend suited to Little Miss Perfect!
**[06:17] ---**
I'm displeased yet jealous!
Completely envious!
**[06:20] ---**
I'm leaving.
**[06:27] ---**
Yusa Aoi, huh?
**[06:30] ---**
I've met yet another weirdo...
**[06:38] ---**
Yo!
**[06:40] ---**
Huh? You're all alone?
**[06:42] ---**
Yozora and Rika left. They said
something about location scouting.
**[06:46] ---**
Apparently they want a shot of
the sun setting into the sea.
**[06:49] ---**
Huh... Oh, I just remembered:
**[06:51] ---**
I ran into a girl named
Yusa Aoi on my way here.
**[06:54] ---**
Who's Yusa?
**[06:55] ---**
What do you mean "who"?!
She's a girl in your class!
**[06:59] ---**
Huh?
**[06:59] ---**
She's short, and she's
got sort of reddish hair.
**[07:03] ---**
Oh, yeah, that does sound kind of familiar.
**[07:06] ---**
At least memorize the
names of your classmates.
**[07:09] ---**
I memorized the girls who sit
next to me and behind me.
**[07:13] ---**
Not that it paid off any.
**[07:14] ---**
Did something happen?
**[07:16] ---**
I've told you before: There are only
two types of girls in this world.
**[07:20] ---**
Great girls I hit it off with,
**[07:20] ---**
Yeah! Let's go together on Sunday!
**[07:23] ---**
and those other bitches.
**[07:23] ---**
I don't want to go there.
**[07:25] ---**
Why should I have to remember
all those mongrels' names?
**[07:29] ---**
Fine, don't come! Moron!!
**[07:29] ---**
"Sena-*sama*: Fine, don't come! Moron!!"
**[07:30] ---**
So she calls her classmates "mongrels"...
**[07:33] ---**
Well, evidently this Yusa girl's name
**[07:35] ---**
has been right below yours
on every single test ranking.
**[07:39] ---**
Why would I care about
other people's rankings?
**[07:41] ---**
Where are they even posted, anyway?
**[07:44] ---**
On the bulletin board, obviously!
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, huh.
**[07:47] ---**
You've never *looked*?
**[07:49] ---**
I can tell my rank from the paper that
has our percentiles and stuff, you know.
**[07:53] ---**
The only important thing
is that I come in first.
**[07:56] ---**
You're really something.
**[07:58] ---**
Am I?
**[07:59] ---**
What kind of studying do you usually do?
**[08:01] ---**
Do you have a tutor?
**[08:03] ---**
I don't study except for going
to class and doing my homework.
**[08:06] ---**
For real?! What about for tests, then?
**[08:08] ---**
That time with you was my only time.
**[08:11] ---**
That was kind of fun!
**[08:13] ---**
Y-Yeah... I guess it was.
**[08:16] ---**
So, Kodaka.
**[08:18] ---**
Did something happen with that Yusa girl?
**[08:20] ---**
Eh, never mind.
**[08:22] ---**
Okay.
**[08:23] ---**
She really doesn't care at all about
stuff she's not interested in...
**[08:29] ---**
And yet when she likes something,
**[08:31] ---**
she gets so into it she makes
everybody else uncomfortable.
**[08:34] ---**
When it comes to Yozora, even if she doesn't
like it she gets practically criminal--
**[08:37] ---**
Actually, I guess the sneak
photo thing really *is* criminal.
**[08:41] ---**
She lives however she pleases
and does whatever she wants.
**[08:44] ---**
And she's got the huge talent and family
circumstances to get away with it.
**[08:49] ---**
She's a born princess.
**[08:51] ---**
Maybe it's only natural for
the other girls to hate her.
**[08:56] ---**
Now that I think about it, getting
to hang out with her so casually
**[08:59] ---**
might actually be an honor.
**[09:03] ---**
We found the perfect location!
**[09:06] ---**
We're going straight out
to film it. Let's go, Meat.
**[09:09] ---**
Hey--
**[09:10] ---**
You get ready too, Kodaka.
**[09:10] ---**
I hadn't saved yet!
**[09:12] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[09:13] ---**
Shooting time!
**[09:14] ---**
"The Moon Rises in the Sky"
**[09:14] ---**
And... action!
**[09:17] ---**
Grit your teeth, Hirotaka.
**[09:23] ---**
K-Kuya...
**[09:25] ---**
Cut!
**[09:29] ---**
Okay, we're good!
**[09:30] ---**
Hey, are you sure this is okay?
**[09:33] ---**
What do you mean?
**[09:35] ---**
How was it?
**[09:35] ---**
The background is obviously a park.
**[09:37] ---**
Not bad.
**[09:38] ---**
No need to worry!
**[09:40] ---**
Rika will turn it into a
perfect beach later with CG.
**[09:44] ---**
Look forward to it!
**[09:48] ---**
Well, Rika needs to go edit
this, so she'll see you later.
**[09:51] ---**
See you.
**[09:54] ---**
I know what she said, but
can she really manage it?
**[09:57] ---**
She's no CG expert...
**[10:00] ---**
Why, if it isn't Kodaka-*kun*!
**[10:03] ---**
President?!
**[10:05] ---**
Fancy meeting you here.
**[10:06] ---**
Hello, Sir.
**[10:08] ---**
Hi.
**[10:10] ---**
This school festival atmosphere
is quite pleasant, isn't it?
**[10:15] ---**
Yes, I suppose so.
**[10:21] ---**
Your club is doing a movie,
if I recall correctly.
**[10:24] ---**
Yes, Sir.
**[10:25] ---**
Movies are nice. Hayato used to
drag me to them all the time...
**[10:33] ---**
President?
**[10:34] ---**
Oh, never mind.
**[10:35] ---**
Now, what's this movie like?
**[10:39] ---**
Sena never told you?
**[10:42] ---**
I don't have many chances
to speak with her, you see.
**[10:45] ---**
I see...
**[10:49] ---**
I'd love to see it when it's finished.
**[10:52] ---**
I feel a little shy about having
someone I know watch it.
**[10:55] ---**
By the way, Kodaka-*kun*...
**[10:57] ---**
Yes?
**[10:58] ---**
How is your relationship
with Sena coming along?
**[11:02] ---**
Er, um...
**[11:05] ---**
Perhaps you're embarrassed
to talk about it with me!
**[11:08] ---**
No, it's not that I'm
embarrassed, it's just...
**[11:11] ---**
what do you mean, "relationship"?
**[11:14] ---**
Oh, you don't need to play dumb about it.
**[11:17] ---**
Um... No, really, what?
**[11:27] ---**
You and Sena are dating, aren't you?
**[11:30] ---**
No, we aren't.
**[11:33] ---**
What?!
**[11:40] ---**
Something urgent has come up.
**[11:42] ---**
I'll see you another day, Kodaka-*kun.*
**[11:44] ---**
Right...
**[11:49] ---**
Oh, no!
**[11:52] ---**
What's going on?!
**[11:59] ---**
He's a funny guy...
**[12:07] ---**
Yo!
**[12:09] ---**
Kodaka, come with me.
**[12:12] ---**
Hey!
**[12:12] ---**
Where are you going, Meat?
**[12:14] ---**
We have to do something. We'll be right back.
**[12:17] ---**
Hey, Sena!
**[12:26] ---**
It's so hot...
**[12:29] ---**
Well? What did you want to talk about?
**[12:33] ---**
It sounds like Daddy thought
you and I were dating.
**[12:38] ---**
Oh, that.
**[12:41] ---**
He said that to me yesterday,
too. It surprised me.
**[12:45] ---**
Why did he think that?
**[12:48] ---**
Well, um... How do I put this?
**[12:52] ---**
D-Don't glare at me like that.
**[12:55] ---**
I'm not trying to glare at you.
**[12:57] ---**
Er, you remember how we all
went to the amusement park?
**[13:01] ---**
Y-Yeah, I do.
**[13:03] ---**
I got those tickets from Daddy...
**[13:07] ---**
And?
**[13:12] ---**
The thing is, when he gave
them to me, I said...
**[13:15] ---**
Yay! Now I can have Kobato-*chan
*for my little sister!
**[13:20] ---**
Pardon?
**[13:20] ---**
D-Daddy got the wrong idea from that.
**[13:24] ---**
I don't get what you're talking about!
**[13:26] ---**
Sheesh, you're so dense! If you and I
got... m-m-m-married or something...
**[13:33] ---**
Obviously she'd be my sister, right?!
**[13:35] ---**
*Married*?! I mean, yeah, but--
**[13:38] ---**
At the time I was so excited, I
didn't think too deeply about it...
**[13:43] ---**
But now I remember him
saying lots of stuff...
**[13:47] ---**
Like "Are there plans for Kobato-*kun
*to become your sister?"
**[13:51] ---**
and "How is your relationship
progressing?" and stuff.
**[13:54] ---**
And what did you answer?
**[13:56] ---**
"Don't you worry! I've
totally got this!" I said.
**[14:01] ---**
Hey!
**[14:02] ---**
Aha, it turns out he meant my relationship
with *you*, not Kobato-*chan*!
**[14:08] ---**
Look, you...
**[14:10] ---**
I am deeply ashamed of myself.
**[14:14] ---**
Well, at least you've explained
things to him now, right?
**[14:18] ---**
Yeah.
**[14:19] ---**
Okay. As long as he gets that it was
all a misunderstanding, it's fine.
**[14:24] ---**
I feel kind of bad for the President,
**[14:26] ---**
but I'm glad it's all straightened out.
**[14:28] ---**
So, here's what I wanted
to talk to you about...
**[14:31] ---**
What? There's more?!
**[14:34] ---**
Uh-huh. And just so you know,
this part is *not* my fault!
**[14:39] ---**
It's something I only just now found
out, because of this whole mess...
**[14:43] ---**
O-Okay.
**[14:46] ---**
You and I...
**[14:48] ---**
...are apparently engaged.
**[14:54] ---**
Are you okay, Kodaka?
**[14:55] ---**
Huh? Y-Yeah.
**[14:57] ---**
Daddy says that back when we
were too young to remember,
**[15:01] ---**
he and your daddy made a promise.
**[15:05] ---**
Basically, we're what you'd call "betrothed."
**[15:07] ---**
Betrothed?! This is like something
out of a soap opera...
**[15:11] ---**
They even wrote up a pact, and
it has our thumbprints on it.
**[15:16] ---**
They took it that far?
**[15:17] ---**
Our prints were really
tiny. It was pretty cute.
**[15:21] ---**
Oh, really? I don't remember this at all...
**[15:25] ---**
I don't either! But look.
**[15:30] ---**
This is...
**[15:31] ---**
It looks like you and I met a long time ago.
**[15:35] ---**
For real?
**[15:38] ---**
It feels kind of weird, you know?
**[15:41] ---**
Yeah, totally...
**[15:48] ---**
Well, setting that aside!
**[15:50] ---**
Mm-hmm.
**[15:51] ---**
About the marriage thing...
**[15:52] ---**
Mm-hmm?
**[15:54] ---**
An engagement we didn't make ourselves
isn't anything to worry about, right?
**[16:00] ---**
Y-Yes, you're right!
**[16:02] ---**
This is just something our
dads are randomly saying!
**[16:05] ---**
Well, I dunno about "our"... I
doubt my dad remembers the pact.
**[16:12] ---**
Oh?
**[16:13] ---**
So, no need for us to sweat this!
**[16:16] ---**
R-Right! We won't sweat it!
**[16:20] ---**
Though it almost seems like a pity...
**[16:23] ---**
Nothing!
**[16:25] ---**
Even if we're not engaged,
**[16:27] ---**
I'll make Kobato-c*han m*y
sister all by myself!
**[16:31] ---**
I don't suppose I can get
you to give up on that?
**[16:34] ---**
Okay, let's go back to the club room.
**[16:38] ---**
*We* may be fine, but...
**[16:41] ---**
I'm a little worried about
what that moron will think.
**[16:47] ---**
It's not like we have to tell her, right?
**[16:50] ---**
It's irrelevant anyway.
**[16:53] ---**
Well, maybe so...
**[16:56] ---**
Yeah, you're right.
**[17:02] ---**
You're late! What were you doing?!
**[17:05] ---**
Nothing too important. Now, shall we go film?
**[17:11] ---**
All right, fine.
**[17:13] ---**
Let's go. Today we're starting
with the baseball field scene.
**[17:19] ---**
Time for more movie-making!
**[17:21] ---**
Maria.
**[17:22] ---**
It's Big Brother! I'm gonna
make a movie with Big Brother!
**[17:28] ---**
Movie!
**[17:29] ---**
Come to think of it, I feel like
I'm forgetting something...
**[17:34] ---**
But you've got Sena-*san*,
so I guess that's out...
**[17:38] ---**
When Kate said "that's out," did she mean...?
**[17:42] ---**
Oh, right!
**[17:43] ---**
Are you and Sena really getting married?
**[17:45] ---**
The hag said so yesterday!
**[17:50] ---**
The word is "fiancée," right?
**[17:52] ---**
Wow, you're so grown up if you've
got a fiancée, Big Brother!
**[17:59] ---**
So grown up! Way grown up!
**[18:02] ---**
What is she talking about?
**[18:14] ---**
Betrothed... And the two of
them met a long time ago...
**[18:20] ---**
But hey, it's totally
irrelevant to us now! Right?
**[18:25] ---**
Right! That's exactly right!
**[18:28] ---**
Say, Rika-*san*.
**[18:29] ---**
Yes, Yozora-*san*?
**[18:32] ---**
Which relationship is closer,
childhood friends or betrotheds?
**[18:37] ---**
Rika believes most people
would say betrotheds.
**[18:42] ---**
That's what I thought.
**[18:44] ---**
Especially since they met as children.
**[18:47] ---**
One could say they're childhood
friends, couldn't one?
**[18:50] ---**
That's what I thought.
**[18:52] ---**
Oh, please!
**[18:55] ---**
*We're* saying it doesn't matter,
**[18:58] ---**
so what are *you* losing
confidence for, idiot?!
**[19:03] ---**
M-Meat...
**[19:09] ---**
For Pete's sake! Come on, let's go film!
**[19:16] ---**
Sena-*sempai* is right, you know.
**[19:19] ---**
There's no use worrying about the past
and promises parents made, is there?
**[19:25] ---**
Let's focus on the future, shall we?
**[19:28] ---**
Where are we filming today?
**[19:36] ---**
Whatever. I don't care anymore.
**[19:53] ---**
B-Big Brother!
**[19:55] ---**
What is it, Kotaro?
**[19:56] ---**
It's Hiro-*nii*! He's in trouble!
**[20:00] ---**
What?!
**[20:01] ---**
Okay, cut.
**[20:04] ---**
How was it?
**[20:05] ---**
Well...
**[20:10] ---**
Her mind is somewhere else, huh.
**[20:12] ---**
Shall we move on to the next scene?
**[20:16] ---**
Man, I'm tired...
**[20:26] ---**
Hiya, Big Brother.
**[20:29] ---**
Look, you!
**[20:32] ---**
Today was a train wreck thanks to you!
**[20:36] ---**
Pardon?
**[20:37] ---**
Wait!
**[20:38] ---**
Ah, I'm sorry about that.
**[20:41] ---**
But you know, it's not
like we're the only ones
**[20:44] ---**
who know you and Sena*-san* are engaged.
**[20:46] ---**
Huh?
**[20:47] ---**
Pegasus-*san* talks about
it every chance he gets.
**[20:51] ---**
I'd bet almost all of the sisters
and faculty here know about it,
**[20:55] ---**
and there might even be students who know.
**[20:57] ---**
Ugh, that guy's got a big mouth!
**[21:00] ---**
He was probably really happy.
**[21:03] ---**
Huh, so that was just Pegasus
jumping to conclusions...
**[21:07] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, nothing!
**[21:11] ---**
So, I hear you guys are making a movie?
**[21:15] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:15] ---**
What's it about?
**[21:17] ---**
I couldn't make heads or
tails of Maria's explanation.
**[21:20] ---**
Yeah, I believe that.
**[21:24] ---**
Ah, so it's a coming-of-age story
centered around a transfer student.
**[21:29] ---**
That reminds me of *Boys Over the Slope.*
**[21:32] ---**
*Boys Over the Slope*?
**[21:34] ---**
Yeah. It's a Japanese coming-of-age
movie, a cult classic.
**[21:39] ---**
I like it a lot.
**[21:41] ---**
You should check it out, Big Brother.
**[21:43] ---**
Huh, maybe I will! It could
be good reference material.
**[22:02] ---**
B-Big Brother!
**[22:03] ---**
What is it, Kotaro?
**[22:04] ---**
It's Taka-*nii*! He's in trouble!
**[22:08] ---**
What?!
**[22:10] ---**
I can't believe you, Yozora... Your script...
**[22:15] ---**
...is totally cribbed from this!
**[22:40] ---**
*A stray cloud blocks my view*
**[22:43] ---**
*Of the star I know should be shining there*
**[22:48] ---**
*What should I believe in?*
**[22:53] ---**
*I was on my way to breaking*
**[22:56] ---**
*The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world*
**[23:02] ---**
*Because I was afraid of losing it*
**[23:06] ---**
*Those days of sighing "This is absurd"*
**[23:09] ---**
*And flailing inside my birdcage*
**[23:12] ---**
*We were gazing up at the same sky*
**[23:18] ---**
*When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?*
**[23:25] ---**
*These joined hands are
stronger than any wings*
**[23:31] ---**
*We can fly higher even without wings*
**[23:38] ---**
*So I know we'll be okay trying now*
**[23:41] ---**
*Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky*
**[23:51] ---**
I-I shall tell you exactly what happened.
**[23:53] ---**
I thought Sena and Kodaka-*kun
*were dating, but it wasn't true.
**[23:57] ---**
You may not understand what I'm saying,
**[23:59] ---**
but I don't really get this either.
**[24:01] ---**
Now, now, calm down.
**[24:04] ---**
You seem happy, Kate-*kun*.
**[24:05] ---**
Oh, no, not at all!
**[24:08] ---**
R-Really?
**[24:09] ---**
"The Sad-Case King and the Stone-Cold Story"
**[24:10] ---**
Next time: "The Sad-Case King
and the Stone-Cold Story."
**[24:13] ---**
Big Brother's got a rough life, huh?
**[24:15] ---**
Maybe I have a chance now?
**[24:28] ---**
# 23 - The Sad-Case King and the Stone-Cold Story
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:10] ---**
"The Moon Rises in the Sky"
**[00:13] ---**
"Boys Over the Slope"
**[00:21] ---**
"I committed plagiarism."
**[00:30] ---**
And what made ya pull
this stupid stunt? Well?!
**[00:35] ---**
You guys are stupid, so I
figured I wouldn't get caught
**[00:39] ---**
if I ripped off a minor Japanese mov--
**[00:40] ---**
Who's the stupid one?!
**[00:42] ---**
Did ya think it was all good as long
as ya didn't get caught?! Well?!
**[00:46] ---**
Anego...
**[00:48] ---**
Stupid.
**[00:52] ---**
I'm very sorry.
**[00:56] ---**
So, what should we do now?
**[00:58] ---**
About what?
**[00:59] ---**
The film! We're not trying to
make money off this or anything,
**[01:04] ---**
so maybe we can still use this script...
**[01:06] ---**
You have to be kidding!
**[01:08] ---**
Obviously the great Sena can't
be in some knockoff movie!
**[01:11] ---**
We're scrapping Yozora's script.
**[01:13] ---**
Let's do a new, original movie.
**[01:15] ---**
But there's no time to write a new one.
**[01:18] ---**
No need to worry about that.
**[01:21] ---**
Ta-da!
**[01:22] ---**
Is that...?
**[01:24] ---**
See, I secretly wrote a script myself
in case stupid Yozora couldn't.
**[01:30] ---**
Seriously?!
**[01:31] ---**
Leave it to you, Sena-*anego*!
**[01:35] ---**
Sena's got skills, huh!
**[01:37] ---**
You plebs should be grateful to me.
**[01:45] ---**
Hey, Yozora. How are you feeling right now?
**[01:49] ---**
We found out what you did,
and now I've stolen your job!
**[01:52] ---**
How does it feel to know your
five minutes of fame are over?
**[01:57] ---**
Ha, ha, useless animal!
**[02:01] ---**
Ha, ha, you're so lame!
**[02:09] ---**
Yozora.
**[02:11] ---**
"I committed plagiarism."
**[02:12] ---**
Make up for your blunder
with some good acting.
**[02:32] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:33] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[02:36] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:37] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[02:39] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[02:43] ---**
*Sono te ni datte todokisou sa*
**[02:51] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[02:52] ---**
*Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi*
**[02:57] ---**
*Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da*
**[03:05] ---**
*Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa*
**[03:12] ---**
*Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou*
**[03:19] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[03:20] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[03:22] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[03:23] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[03:25] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[03:30] ---**
*Te wo toreru you ni*
**[03:32] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[03:33] ---**
*Miagete bakari datte*
**[03:35] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[03:36] ---**
*Akogareteru ima mo*
**[03:39] ---**
*Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou*
**[03:43] ---**
*Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa*
**[03:50] ---**
"The Sad-Case King and the Stone-Cold Story"
**[03:58] ---**
It's a witch!
**[03:59] ---**
Cool!
**[04:02] ---**
How could you make me dress
like this in public?!
**[04:04] ---**
Hey, stupid Meat, are you listening?!
**[04:06] ---**
Dammit!
**[04:07] ---**
"Boys Over the" what?
**[04:08] ---**
"Slope."
**[04:09] ---**
Correct. Okay, let's do the fight scene next.
**[04:12] ---**
Yes, Ma'am.
**[04:17] ---**
♪ No going back now! ♪
**[04:25] ---**
Where is this power coming from?!
**[04:27] ---**
But still--
**[04:30] ---**
Wow, you're not bad.
**[04:32] ---**
Now's the time! Jump her!
**[04:35] ---**
Gimme a suggestive cut to tomorrow morning!
**[04:37] ---**
"Tomorrow morning"?
**[04:38] ---**
Now self-destruct, Yozora!
**[04:40] ---**
L-Like that's possible!
**[04:41] ---**
Sheesh, you should be able to do that much!
**[04:45] ---**
Rika will fix up the explosion with CG.
**[04:51] ---**
Our friendship shall outshine planet Earth!
**[04:54] ---**
Planet Earth!
**[04:55] ---**
Let us give thanks--whoops.
**[04:55] ---**
Let us give thanks for the mercy...
**[04:57] ---**
...of the all-knowing, all-powerful
goddess Kasi Vazwakii Swena!
**[05:02] ---**
Yes! This is love!
**[05:06] ---**
That makes no sense.
**[05:09] ---**
High school, friendship,
singing, magic, superpowers,
**[05:14] ---**
intergalactic samurai robot
wars, male-male love scenes...
**[05:19] ---**
Who knew she'd really
throw all that in there?
**[05:23] ---**
But hey, I guess it's got a
more indie-film feel this way.
**[05:34] ---**
Rika feels bad for needing
your help, Kodaka-sempai.
**[05:37] ---**
Don't sweat it.
**[05:39] ---**
Come to think of it, walking the
hallways all alone with Rika...
**[05:44] ---**
Walking the hallways all alone
together is a first, huh Sempai?
**[05:48] ---**
Is it?
**[05:50] ---**
Yes, it is!
**[05:51] ---**
Hmm.
**[05:52] ---**
What do you mean, "hmm"?!
**[05:55] ---**
Welcome!
**[05:57] ---**
Come to think of it, I haven't been
in this room since we first met.
**[06:02] ---**
That was a while ago, huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Yes. It was 122 days ago, in fact.
**[06:08] ---**
You've been counting?!
**[06:09] ---**
No, Rika just remembers.
**[06:14] ---**
To be precise, it's been 122
days, 8 hours, and 37 minutes.
**[06:22] ---**
"Sect Σ"
**[06:23] ---**
"Sect Sigma"?
**[06:25] ---**
Please pretend you didn't see that.
**[06:31] ---**
Wow.
**[06:32] ---**
For a while, Rika even had fingerprint
and voice recognition on the lock
**[06:35] ---**
to make it like a secret base!
**[06:37] ---**
You really do like this
anime-type stuff, huh?
**[06:40] ---**
You've even got cosplay costumes.
**[06:43] ---**
Hmph, fine, call Rika childish.
**[06:54] ---**
Whoa...
**[06:55] ---**
You can set the equipment down anywhere.
**[06:58] ---**
Okay.
**[07:01] ---**
Sempai, you're the first person
Rika has ever let into this room.
**[07:05] ---**
Huh...
**[07:06] ---**
"Huh"?! Please, try to
be a little more moved!
**[07:10] ---**
A girl is asking a boy into her
room for the first time, here!
**[07:14] ---**
You can't convince me this
place is a girl's room.
**[07:18] ---**
Well, good luck with the equipment checks.
**[07:21] ---**
Oh, wait!
**[07:24] ---**
Rika's added some effects
to the scenes we've filmed.
**[07:26] ---**
Would you mind taking a look?
**[07:36] ---**
♪ No going back now! ♪
**[07:44] ---**
Where is this power coming from?!
**[07:46] ---**
But still--
**[07:50] ---**
Wow, you're not bad.
**[08:02] ---**
You're amazing!
**[08:04] ---**
Aw, don't just come out and say that!
**[08:08] ---**
But this really is amazing...
and wasn't it a lot of work?
**[08:14] ---**
Well, Rika did work pretty hard.
**[08:16] ---**
Oh... I feel bad that you're having
to shoulder all the burden.
**[08:20] ---**
It's fine! It's a lot of work,
but it's certainly not a burden.
**[08:26] ---**
Rika has worked on a lot
of games and movies before,
**[08:30] ---**
but this is her first time making
something with people her own age...
**[08:34] ---**
Rika's having a lot of fun!
**[08:41] ---**
Photos of the Neighbors Club?
**[08:43] ---**
Oh, this?
**[08:45] ---**
Rika knows it was rude, but
she took some secret photos.
**[08:48] ---**
You perv!
**[08:49] ---**
Please don't get the wrong idea!
**[08:51] ---**
Then what *is* this?
**[08:53] ---**
Remember how we all played that
*Romancing sAgA* game together?
**[08:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[08:58] ---**
These are the reference materials
Rika got to make all your CG models.
**[09:05] ---**
She prepared that carefully
just to play the game with us?
**[09:12] ---**
Uh-oh, you found out. Now Rika
feels a little embarrassed!
**[09:17] ---**
You...
**[09:18] ---**
Hmm? Is something wrong?
**[09:20] ---**
Ah, no... Okay, well, I'll be going now.
**[09:24] ---**
Okay. Good night!
**[09:38] ---**
Really? Rika had a good time.
**[09:41] ---**
It was the first time Rika played
a video game with other people,
**[09:45] ---**
but it was a lot of fun!
**[09:50] ---**
I remember getting lost
in her smile then, too...
**[09:57] ---**
Out of all the Neighbors Club members,
**[10:00] ---**
she might be the one trying
hardest to make friends.
**[10:12] ---**
"St. Chronica's Academy Middle
School" "School Festival"
**[10:14] ---**
Parents and guardians this way, please.
**[10:17] ---**
We're doing a maid café!
**[10:19] ---**
"Crêpes"
**[10:22] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[10:24] ---**
Hey, Big Brother, is this an outdoor party?
**[10:27] ---**
Hmm? Yeah, I guess so.
**[10:30] ---**
It's so weird for a school
to be doing an outdoor party!
**[10:33] ---**
Is this the first time you've ever
been to a school festival, Maria?
**[10:35] ---**
Yup! See, when I was in school,
I didn't do anything but study!
**[10:41] ---**
I-I see.
**[10:43] ---**
Dadadadada off we go!
**[10:45] ---**
Let's see, Class 2-2... There
it is. The AV room, eh?
**[10:51] ---**
Looks like they're starting at 10:00.
**[10:54] ---**
Crap, we only have five minutes!
**[10:56] ---**
Sena, where's the AV room?
**[10:58] ---**
Why are you asking me?
**[11:00] ---**
You went to school here just two years ago!
**[11:02] ---**
What? No I didn't.
**[11:05] ---**
You didn't?
**[11:06] ---**
Nope. I went to a public
middle school near my house.
**[11:10] ---**
Come to think of it, you
did take the entrance exam.
**[11:13] ---**
So you weren't grandfathered
in from this middle school?
**[11:15] ---**
What does it matter?
**[11:17] ---**
Come on, let's find the AV room!
**[11:20] ---**
"AV Room"
**[11:21] ---**
We will now screen a film by class 2-2.
**[11:25] ---**
Please be quiet during the screening.
**[11:29] ---**
Phew, we made it.
**[11:32] ---**
Now, please enjoy Kobato-*sama*'s performance.
**[11:36] ---**
"Kobato-*sama*"?!
**[11:46] ---**
"Somewhere far away"
**[11:49] ---**
"in an old castle deep in the forest"
**[11:51] ---**
"there lived a beautiful princess."
**[11:55] ---**
"Her name was"
**[11:59] ---**
"Princess Kobato"
**[12:00] ---**
At least rename her!
**[12:03] ---**
"O beautiful Princess
Kobato, will you marry me?"
**[12:08] ---**
"No, marry *me*!"
**[12:13] ---**
"Me! Me!"
**[12:17] ---**
"Very well, I shall marry whoever brings me
the jewel of the dragon at the end of the world."
**[12:23] ---**
A Kaguya-*hime* motif, eh?
**[12:43] ---**
"Farewell..."
**[12:48] ---**
Our movie isn't as good as this.
**[12:58] ---**
Bravo! Bravo, Kobato-*chan*!
**[13:04] ---**
Beautifully performed. Leave it
to your honored sister, Aniki.
**[13:09] ---**
Rika loves cutting-edge SFX, but
that retro feel was good, too!
**[13:13] ---**
Yes. Let's take a lesson from
this for the movie we're mak--
**[13:16] ---**
Oh, Kobato-*chan* was so *cute*!
**[13:20] ---**
She's seriously a princess!
**[13:21] ---**
My heart is melting!
**[13:24] ---**
Man, Kobato-*sama*'s the
best! Seriously a goddess!
**[13:28] ---**
The audience was seriously
eating out of her hand!
**[13:30] ---**
More like, how amazing is it that
our first showing was that full?!
**[13:33] ---**
If we get popular, we might
not have enough seats!
**[13:36] ---**
Maybe we should've sold tickets!
**[13:38] ---**
That's Kobato*-sama* for you!
**[13:42] ---**
Kobato-*chan*!
**[13:46] ---**
Long time no see! I missed you so much!
**[13:48] ---**
You're so cute! You're seriously an angel!
**[13:51] ---**
You're seriously Princess Kobato!
**[13:52] ---**
Oh, Kobato-*chan*, I just *love
*you! Sniff sniff! Pant pant!
**[13:56] ---**
Leggo, dummy! Why're ya here?!
**[13:59] ---**
Bro, I told ya not to come!
**[14:03] ---**
Excuse me, are you Kobato*-chan*'s big
brother that we hear so much about?!
**[14:07] ---**
Huh? Yeah...
**[14:08] ---**
What did you think? Wasn't
she seriously good?!
**[14:11] ---**
Yeah, she was great. The
movie was really impressive.
**[14:15] ---**
Kobato-*chan*! Your big brother said
you were super-good in the movie!
**[14:21] ---**
It was super-good for me, too,
Kobato-*chan*! You were superb!
**[14:26] ---**
Jerk!
**[14:27] ---**
"Princess Kobato"
**[14:31] ---**
Sorry that Sena interrupted you guys.
**[14:34] ---**
Please don't worry.
**[14:36] ---**
Listen... Is Kobato...
**[14:39] ---**
...a popular girl?
**[14:40] ---**
Yes, very!
**[14:42] ---**
Lately her fan base has surged all
over school, let alone our class!
**[14:46] ---**
Oh, wow.
**[14:48] ---**
But the thing is...
**[14:50] ---**
Well, we totally want to be
friends with Kobato-*chan,*
**[14:55] ---**
but sometimes it kinda seems like
she might not like us too much...
**[15:00] ---**
Really?
**[15:01] ---**
We tell her we love her all the time,
**[15:04] ---**
but it's like she doesn't take us seriously,
**[15:06] ---**
or like the closer we get
the more she pulls away...
**[15:10] ---**
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not
badmouthing her or anything!
**[15:14] ---**
I mean, I love that adorable shyness, too!
**[15:17] ---**
Well, bye!
**[15:19] ---**
Won't take people seriously,
pulls away the closer they get...
**[15:24] ---**
Like brother, like sister.
**[15:26] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[15:33] ---**
What's wrong, Maria?
**[15:35] ---**
This is no fun.
**[15:50] ---**
You have waited long for me, my brethren.
**[15:53] ---**
The poopy vampire! The poopy vampire is here!
**[15:58] ---**
We gotta kill the vampire!
**[16:01] ---**
You would defy me? You never
learn, foolish minion of--
**[16:08] ---**
Why do ya keep comin' at me
outta nowhere, ya dummy?!
**[16:12] ---**
Taste my true power, which bends
even the power of God to my will!
**[16:17] ---**
Okay, let's get out there and film the
scene with the major Kobato-*chan* heroics!
**[16:21] ---**
I don't remember Kobato having a scene.
**[16:24] ---**
Of course she does!
**[16:25] ---**
All the scenes that you've done so
far, we're redoing with Kobato*-chan*!
**[16:29] ---**
So I was a stand-in?! First I've heard of it!
**[16:32] ---**
Look at the sun! It's in the
perfect place, so let's hurry up!
**[16:36] ---**
Oh well, I guess we'd better.
**[16:38] ---**
I'll show you my dark powers that
sold out the theater, poopy nun!
**[16:44] ---**
I'll slaughter you with
my sacred performance!
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, Kobato-*chan*, wait!
**[16:59] ---**
Come on, Kodaka, get a move on!
**[17:01] ---**
Okay, okay.
**[17:09] ---**
It's a beautiful day without a cloud in the
sky: the perfect day for a sports festival.
**[17:15] ---**
You've all practiced hard for today,
so show us the fruits of your labor
**[17:20] ---**
and give it your all until the end.
**[17:22] ---**
I'd like to thank the parents very
much for coming all this way.
**[17:23] ---**
Huh, our student council
president is a girl.
**[17:28] ---**
I never knew.
**[17:29] ---**
I hope you'll cheer for us to the end.
**[17:34] ---**
Well, I've got nothing to
do for a while. What now?
**[17:39] ---**
Yo.
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, Kodaka, it's you.
**[17:44] ---**
Maybe I'll head home.
**[17:46] ---**
That was fast!
**[17:47] ---**
I should have skipped after all.
**[17:51] ---**
It's still morning, and I've
already seen something icky...
**[17:52] ---**
Something icky?
**[17:54] ---**
That girl who spoke at the opening ceremony.
**[17:57] ---**
Huh? Do you and the student
council president not get along?
**[18:00] ---**
We've never even spoken.
But I hate her to death.
**[18:03] ---**
What?
**[18:05] ---**
Hidaka Hinata. Third year.
Overwhelmingly popular.
**[18:09] ---**
And this is her *second* year
as student council president.
**[18:13] ---**
She's good at all sports, and all
the teams ask her to fill in.
**[18:17] ---**
She's extremely busy, and yet I hear
she almost never refuses a favor.
**[18:21] ---**
The underclassmen idolize her, naturally.
**[18:24] ---**
She seems like a really good person...
**[18:26] ---**
Hidaka Hinata--she is a true real-lifer.
**[18:30] ---**
Now that I've uncovered how
tragically stupid Meat is,
**[18:34] ---**
she stands alone at the
satisfying-real-life summit.
**[18:36] ---**
One might even rightly call her King Real.
**[18:40] ---**
"King Real"?
**[18:41] ---**
One of Shakespeare's great tragic plays
**[18:44] ---**
is the story of the elderly king
Lear causing numerous tragedies
**[18:48] ---**
and ultimately dying a pathetic death.
**[18:50] ---**
Almost the entire cast dies.
**[18:52] ---**
That's a pretty sinister nickname.
**[18:54] ---**
It expresses my wish that
her life ends badly.
**[19:00] ---**
I'm starting to feel sick
just talking about her.
**[19:03] ---**
I'm going to go rest in the nurse's office.
**[19:06] ---**
How much do you hate real-lifers, exactly?
**[19:13] ---**
Rika?
**[19:15] ---**
What's she doing?
**[19:21] ---**
Sempai! What are you doing here?
**[19:24] ---**
That's my line.
**[19:25] ---**
Rika wanted to feel the wind for a while.
**[19:29] ---**
I can't believe you're dressed like that!
**[19:31] ---**
Rika decided to wear a gym
uniform for the occasion.
**[19:34] ---**
How does it look?
**[19:35] ---**
Why not just participate while you're at it?
**[19:38] ---**
No, Rika still has work to do.
**[19:40] ---**
Not that she would join if she didn't.
**[19:42] ---**
Hey, did you pull an all-nighter last night?
**[19:45] ---**
Oh dear, you caught on?
**[19:47] ---**
Perhaps Rika should have worn her glasses.
**[19:50] ---**
I, um... well... Thanks for
working so hard for us, Rika.
**[19:58] ---**
For goodness's sake!
**[20:00] ---**
Hasn't Rika told you to stop
blindsiding her like that?!
**[20:05] ---**
I don't know what to say to that...
**[20:07] ---**
Oh, Rika thinks the race is about to start!
**[20:12] ---**
Look, it's Sena-*sempai*.
**[20:14] ---**
Goodness, that's a lot of jiggling!
**[20:19] ---**
Where are you looking?
**[20:23] ---**
Altogether Sena-*sempai* really
is impressive, isn't she?
**[20:26] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:28] ---**
Incidentally, what do you think of her?
**[20:31] ---**
I don't think anything! She's
just a fellow club member.
**[20:35] ---**
Even though she's your betrothed?
**[20:38] ---**
That's all over and done with!
**[20:40] ---**
Hmmm. Rika doesn't think Sena-*sempai
*agrees with you there.
**[20:44] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[20:53] ---**
You're always lonely, but you're
scared of open affection from others.
**[20:58] ---**
You pretend not to notice.
You pretend not to hear.
**[21:01] ---**
You run. You make jokes.
You brush off. You reject.
**[21:05] ---**
You even lie to your own heart,
and tell it "They *don't* like you."
**[21:09] ---**
Oh, you're talking about Kobato.
**[21:11] ---**
Yeah, she's always been scared of strangers.
**[21:14] ---**
"What did you say," my ass. Idiot.
**[21:19] ---**
Rika will keep playing the same
character she's always played,
**[21:22] ---**
if that's what you want.
**[21:25] ---**
But Kodaka-*sempai*...
**[21:28] ---**
Don't you think it's about time
you moved forward? After all...
**[21:31] ---**
Stop it!
**[21:39] ---**
I'm going.
**[21:45] ---**
After all, we're already...
**[21:48] ---**
We're already your--
**[21:51] ---**
--aren't we?
**[21:54] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[22:08] ---**
The truth is, I knew which word
the wind had swallowed up.
**[22:14] ---**
The truth is, I'd realized it long ago.
**[22:39] ---**
*Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi*
**[22:43] ---**
*Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru*
**[22:48] ---**
*Nani wo shinjitara ii?*
**[22:53] ---**
*Fuantei sugiru sekai de*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta*
**[23:01] ---**
*Nakusu no ga kowakute*
**[23:06] ---**
*Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki*
**[23:09] ---**
*Torikago de agaiteta hibi*
**[23:12] ---**
*Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa*
**[23:18] ---**
*Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne*
**[23:25] ---**
*Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da*
**[23:31] ---**
*Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara*
**[23:38] ---**
*Kitto ima nara daijoubu*
**[23:41] ---**
*Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou*
**[23:50] ---**
♪ Be My Friend! Yeah, you played dumb! ♪
**[23:53] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[23:55] ---**
♪ Be My Side! But I saw
right through you! ♪
**[23:59] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[24:01] ---**
You're sure into this. You just ruined
the somber mood of the episode.
**[24:04] ---**
Well, I figured I'd at least
give the preview some spirit...
**[24:07] ---**
Makes sense!
**[24:07] ---**
"Dismay of I, the Chicken"
**[24:08] ---**
Next time: "Dismay of I, the Chicken."
**[24:11] ---**
Sempai! Please marry Rika!
**[24:15] ---**
What? No.
**[24:16] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?!
**[24:18] ---**
# 24 - Dismay of I, the Chicken
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:15] ---**
Kobato-*chan,* you came!
**[00:17] ---**
Where's Rika?
**[00:18] ---**
Rika's not here yet!
**[00:21] ---**
Huh? The movie's not here either, then?
**[00:23] ---**
Correct.
**[00:25] ---**
She messaged me last night
**[00:27] ---**
that she'd have a masterpiece done by
this morning come hell or high water...
**[00:33] ---**
Wait, don't tell me she worked
through the whole night?
**[00:39] ---**
I'll go check on her.
**[00:39] ---**
"Neighbors Club Movie Screenings"
**[00:47] ---**
"Sect Σ"
**[00:51] ---**
Hey, Rika!
**[00:57] ---**
It's unlocked?
**[01:01] ---**
Rika?
**[01:09] ---**
Rika!
**[01:25] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:26] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[01:29] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:30] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[01:32] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[01:36] ---**
*I bet I can even reach your hand*
**[01:44] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[01:45] ---**
*It's more than I imagined--every
day's a roller coaster*
**[01:50] ---**
*I always barreled ahead with everything I had*
**[01:58] ---**
*Our time won't last forever, now will it?*
**[02:05] ---**
*Now is all we have, so let's make
sure we remember this moment*
**[02:12] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:13] ---**
*Yeah, you played dumb*
**[02:15] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:16] ---**
*But I saw right through you*
**[02:18] ---**
*I'll walk another step toward your side*
**[02:23] ---**
*So I can take your hand*
**[02:25] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[02:26] ---**
*Yeah, I'm always gazing at the sky*
**[02:28] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[02:29] ---**
*But I'm still drawn to it*
**[02:32] ---**
*One more time! I'll reach out
to you as many times as you need*
**[02:36] ---**
*I bet I can even reach that star*
**[02:43] ---**
"Dismay of I, the Chicken"
**[02:45] ---**
They said it's just a cold.
**[02:48] ---**
Sheesh, she shouldn't worry us like that.
**[02:52] ---**
Maybe...
**[02:53] ---**
Maybe we've been leaning on her too much.
**[02:58] ---**
Yeah.
**[03:01] ---**
But we can't waste time
thinking about that now.
**[03:05] ---**
"Waste time"?!
**[03:06] ---**
We'll save the self-reflection for
later. We have to get started now.
**[03:09] ---**
On what?
**[03:10] ---**
The screenings are canceled.
**[03:12] ---**
Canceled?!
**[03:14] ---**
It's kind of a shame.
**[03:16] ---**
It's not finished. We have no choice.
**[03:19] ---**
Plus...
**[03:20] ---**
It's pointless if all seven of
us aren't at the first viewing.
**[03:26] ---**
Yozora...
**[03:33] ---**
"The Neighbors Club movie
screenings have been canceled."
**[03:48] ---**
Cut it out!
**[03:50] ---**
No messing around with the bulletin board!
**[03:54] ---**
Hasegawa-*kun*, it's you!
**[03:55] ---**
Oh, hi, Yusa. I'm not messing with it.
**[03:59] ---**
My club's presentation was canceled,
**[04:01] ---**
so I'm taking down the posters.
**[04:03] ---**
Please accept my apologies.
**[04:05] ---**
I know you're not the type of person
to pull pranks, Hasegawa-*kun.*
**[04:14] ---**
Sorry, I'm kind of moved.
**[04:16] ---**
Usually people don't believe me,
**[04:18] ---**
or they just run away before I can explain.
**[04:21] ---**
I don't really understand you,
**[04:22] ---**
but clearly you must have a sensitive soul.
**[04:26] ---**
You really are a perfect boyfriend
**[04:28] ---**
to match the inhumanly perfect
real-lifer Kashiwazaki Sena!
**[04:32] ---**
I told you, I'm not her boyfriend!
We're just clubmates.
**[04:35] ---**
Clubmates? But Kashiwazaki
Sena isn't in any clubs!
**[04:40] ---**
The club started in June.
**[04:43] ---**
"Neighbors Club"?
**[04:45] ---**
I've never heard of that
club. What do you do in it?
**[04:50] ---**
Um... Excuse me, I'm in a hurry!
**[04:55] ---**
I apologize for delaying you.
**[04:57] ---**
No prob. Good luck with your job too!
**[04:59] ---**
Thank you!
**[05:02] ---**
*"Infirmary"*
**[05:05] ---**
Rika, are you awake?
**[05:07] ---**
Yes. Please feel free to
sneak into Rika's bed.
**[05:11] ---**
Sheesh. That kind of joke is--
**[05:20] ---**
You should keep this cold forever.
**[05:23] ---**
Don't you think that was a little mean?
**[05:26] ---**
Ah, sorry! I'm joking.
**[05:30] ---**
So the screenings are canceled?
**[05:32] ---**
Yeah.
**[05:33] ---**
Rika was almost finished...
**[05:36] ---**
There's no point if you're
just gonna faint again.
**[05:39] ---**
Well, couldn't we screen
a 95% finished version?!
**[05:43] ---**
Not a chance, idiot.
**[05:50] ---**
Yozora says it's pointless if all seven
of us aren't at the first viewing.
**[05:56] ---**
Yozora-*sempai* said that?
**[05:57] ---**
Yeah. *Yozora* said that!
**[06:00] ---**
And I... *We* agreed with her.
**[06:06] ---**
Gonna be moved to tears?
**[06:08] ---**
R-R-Rika's not crying!
**[06:11] ---**
FYI, *I* almost cried.
**[06:17] ---**
Rika is suddenly sleepy!
**[06:22] ---**
Kodaka-*sempai.*
**[06:24] ---**
If you want to molest Rika, now is the time.
**[06:28] ---**
Like in an *ero-doujinshi.*
**[06:29] ---**
Look, you.
**[06:31] ---**
Do you even have a plan for if
I actually took you up on that?
**[06:35] ---**
You never would, though.
**[06:41] ---**
Oh, Sempai! Since you're here, would you
read to Rika until she falls asleep?
**[06:47] ---**
Read?
**[06:48] ---**
This one, please!
**[06:49] ---**
"Secret Sessions with a Devil of a Teacher"
**[06:52] ---**
Th-That's a BL book!
**[06:54] ---**
Please read it, Sempai!
**[06:58] ---**
Be serious.
**[06:59] ---**
This stuff is perfect for right now.
**[07:04] ---**
Okay, okay. You really
are a pervert, you know.
**[07:08] ---**
Totally depraved.
**[07:12] ---**
Thank you very much! Please
start with the bookmarked page!
**[07:18] ---**
"H-Heh... H-Heh, heh... Osawa-*kun*,
you look like you w-w-want it bad..."
**[07:26] ---**
"Is this how desperate you've
been for my d-d-di... ck...?"
**[07:30] ---**
Rika can't hear you!
**[07:32] ---**
"F-For my dick?"!
**[07:35] ---**
Say it with feeling!
**[07:38] ---**
"T-Teacher, please, put your
h-hot rod into my *y-yaoi* hole--"
**[07:47] ---**
*Yaoi* hole? What's a "*yaoi* hole"?
**[07:50] ---**
What? You're a boy, and you
don't know about the *yaoi* hole?
**[07:54] ---**
Huh?
**[07:56] ---**
Huh?
**[07:59] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[08:00] ---**
Hole?
**[08:05] ---**
Rika can't believe the *yaoi
*hole doesn't really exist...
**[08:08] ---**
Why would you think it *did*?
**[08:10] ---**
It's not Rika's fault!
**[08:12] ---**
She's never seen a boy naked in real life.
**[08:15] ---**
And she has no friends
to correct her mistake...
**[08:20] ---**
But are you *sure* you don't have
one? Allow Rika to check--
**[08:24] ---**
Just go to sleep! I'm heading out.
**[08:27] ---**
Okay.
**[08:33] ---**
It's thanks to the Neighbors Club that we
can be silly with each other like this, huh?
**[08:57] ---**
"The movie is finished, so
please come to the club room."
**[08:58] ---**
"To the Neighbors Club.
**[08:59] ---**
The movie is finished, so
please come to the club room."
**[09:08] ---**
Ahem. Rika sincerely apologizes for
all the inconvenience she caused.
**[09:14] ---**
Hmph! I-It wasn't really...
**[09:16] ---**
Please don't worry about it, Rika-*dono.*
**[09:19] ---**
Wh-Whatever, just show us the movie.
**[09:21] ---**
I wanna see it now too!
**[09:25] ---**
Let's see your fruitless human efforts.
**[09:29] ---**
All right, here we go.
**[09:47] ---**
"The Legend of the Great Kasi Vazwakii
Swena ~Love Is Life Is Found in Death~"
**[10:03] ---**
"Guilty"
**[10:32] ---**
And so the curtain closed on the
Neighbors Club's school festival.
**[10:42] ---**
"Real-lifer"
**[10:46] ---**
"King Real"
**[10:47] ---**
Thumbs ready... two!
**[10:50] ---**
Thumbs ready... zero!
**[10:54] ---**
Thumbs ready... eight!
**[10:56] ---**
Please, behave yourselves!
**[11:01] ---**
Oh, dear!
**[11:04] ---**
Oh, dear!
**[11:09] ---**
I beat my high score!
**[11:14] ---**
Who's she?
**[11:14] ---**
I'm Yusa! Yusa Aoi! We're in the same class!
**[11:18] ---**
The same class?
**[11:20] ---**
We've had plenty of conversations
in the classroom!
**[11:24] ---**
Now that you mention it, I kind
of feel like that's true...
**[11:27] ---**
K-Kashiwazaki Sena, you're
mocking me *again*...!
**[11:33] ---**
Look, don't take it too personally.
So, what brings you here?
**[11:37] ---**
Oh, that's right!
**[11:39] ---**
Okay.
**[11:43] ---**
What is wrong with this club?!
All you ever do is play!
**[11:47] ---**
We just happen to be
taking a break right now.
**[11:50] ---**
I-It's no use lying! I've kept
tabs on you for some time now!
**[11:55] ---**
Tabs?
**[11:56] ---**
I got curious about what kind of club
you and Kashiwazaki Sena were in.
**[12:01] ---**
I-I see...
**[12:03] ---**
And? Supposing we *did* play all the
time, would that be a problem?
**[12:09] ---**
Each club has its own activity program.
**[12:12] ---**
Outsiders have no right
to stick their noses in.
**[12:14] ---**
I am on the student council!
**[12:16] ---**
Council members have a duty to correct
students who stray from the path!
**[12:20] ---**
Yusa thinks of Sena as a rival or
something. I think that's why she's here.
**[12:25] ---**
So this is Meat's fault?
**[12:27] ---**
The Neighbors Club is officially
recognized by the school,
**[12:31] ---**
and we abide by its stated aims.
**[12:34] ---**
In compliance with God's instructions,
**[12:36] ---**
we become neighbors with our fellow
students, deepen that friendship,
**[12:40] ---**
and, as occasion may require,
sincerely work hard together.
**[12:44] ---**
In other words, what appears
to be mere playing around
**[12:47] ---**
is in fact perfectly
legitimate club business!
**[12:49] ---**
Huh?
**[12:50] ---**
I'm amazed she remembers that spiel.
**[12:52] ---**
We play video games and read
**[12:54] ---**
in order to become good neighbors
to our fellow students.
**[12:58] ---**
You want some too, don't you?
**[13:00] ---**
Fun friends. Knowledgeable friends.
**[13:03] ---**
Friends who share your
interests. Dependable friends.
**[13:06] ---**
I want some!
**[13:07] ---**
Shut up.
**[13:08] ---**
We work hard together each day in our
quest to be magnificent neighbors.
**[13:14] ---**
T-True, I believe such friends
would enrich a person's life.
**[13:19] ---**
But you didn't seem to be doing that at all!
**[13:21] ---**
That's *your* personal impression.
**[13:24] ---**
Does the council reject the activities of
law-abiding students based on personal impressions?
**[13:30] ---**
But what about that girl?!
**[13:32] ---**
Or *that* one?!
**[13:34] ---**
I don't think it's right
to break school rules!
**[13:37] ---**
School rules?
**[13:38] ---**
Look at their clothes! According
to Student Handbook Article 5,
**[13:41] ---**
the Rules for Attire, "Students are
required to wear their uniforms
**[13:45] ---**
while on campus as well as on
their way to and from sch--"
**[13:49] ---**
Article 5 Section 4 stipulates
the exceptions to that rule.
**[13:53] ---**
I believe club activities
are specifically included.
**[13:57] ---**
F-Four... You're right.
**[14:01] ---**
But these exceptions are for gym
clothes and other uniforms--
**[14:05] ---**
If so, you should fill out
the official paperwork
**[14:06] ---**
to have the handbook amended to clarify that.
**[14:10] ---**
I am not bound by human laws.
**[14:13] ---**
That's because you're in middle school.
**[14:16] ---**
Middle school? What's a middle
school student doing in this club?!
**[14:20] ---**
There's no rule stating that middle
schoolers can't be club members.
**[14:24] ---**
Outsiders aren't allowed inside
school buildings without permission!
**[14:29] ---**
True, perhaps it is against the rules
to allow outsiders into a club.
**[14:34] ---**
Exactly!
**[14:35] ---**
But are the middle schoolers "outsiders"?
**[14:38] ---**
Though in a different school,
**[14:40] ---**
they are nevertheless students
of St. Chronica's Academy.
**[14:43] ---**
Moreover, is it reasonable to call
our blood relatives "outsiders"?
**[14:49] ---**
Furthermore, this chapel
may be on school grounds,
**[14:53] ---**
but it is open to the public.
**[14:56] ---**
Therefore, there is no problem
with Hasegawa Kodaka's sister
**[14:59] ---**
being here as a club member!
**[15:02] ---**
You heard her.
**[15:05] ---**
Good for you, huh?
**[15:07] ---**
Grrrrr... Th-This isn't over!
**[15:12] ---**
Okay.
**[15:17] ---**
Hmph! And *stay* out, student council dog.
**[15:24] ---**
Conversations with strangers
make me nervous...
**[15:28] ---**
Good work, club president.
**[15:36] ---**
I have you this time!
**[15:39] ---**
You again?
**[15:41] ---**
Y-Your confidence is about to end!
**[15:43] ---**
I've found a definitive reason why the
Neighbors Club isn't a legitimate club!
**[15:48] ---**
More crazy talk.
**[15:50] ---**
Section 2 of the Rules for
Extracurricular Activities:
**[15:53] ---**
"As a rule, classes, clubs, and other
activities undertaken in groups
**[15:56] ---**
must be conducted under the
supervision of an instructor"!
**[15:59] ---**
That just means clubs have
to have advisors, right?
**[16:03] ---**
And your advisor is the issue here!
**[16:06] ---**
Article 78 of the Student Council bylaws
**[16:08] ---**
states that "Club advisors must be
faculty or staff of this school"!
**[16:12] ---**
Per Section 2, a sister's
rights and responsibilities
**[16:15] ---**
are equivalent to those of the faculty.
**[16:18] ---**
There's no problem here.
**[16:19] ---**
Yes, *if* your adviser were a sister,
there would be no problem.
**[16:23] ---**
However, Takayama Maria
over there is *not* a sister!
**[16:31] ---**
There is no "Takayama Maria" on the list
of sisters assigned to this school!
**[16:37] ---**
Only her older sister Kate-*sensei* is listed!
**[16:40] ---**
In other words, she's just a little
girl who hangs out in the chapel!
**[16:47] ---**
B-But the club application was approved!
**[16:50] ---**
Merely a mistake!
**[16:52] ---**
H-Hold on a sec!
**[16:57] ---**
Big Brother? What's wrong?
**[16:59] ---**
I want to ask you something...
Isn't Maria a sister?
**[17:03] ---**
Nope.
**[17:04] ---**
What, just like that?!
**[17:05] ---**
I'm having her act as my assistant,
**[17:07] ---**
partly to learn about the real world.
**[17:09] ---**
After all, if she's at my school,
I can keep an eye on her.
**[17:13] ---**
Then why does Maria call herself "*sensei*"?
**[17:15] ---**
Oh, that's just something she says!
**[17:18] ---**
So why does she wear nun's robes?!
**[17:20] ---**
Because it's cute!
**[17:22] ---**
"Takayama Kate"
**[17:23] ---**
Apparently she really *isn't* a sister.
**[17:27] ---**
Oh... So I'm not a sister after all...
**[17:32] ---**
I wonder what I am, then...
**[17:35] ---**
A-Anyway, since you don't have an advisor,
**[17:38] ---**
you can't be recognized as a legitimate club!
**[17:40] ---**
As a club formed under false
pretenses, you could be disbanded!
**[17:44] ---**
If you don't want that, then
from now on you'd better--
**[17:45] ---**
If Maria's an official
advisor, we're good, right?
**[17:49] ---**
Y-Yes, but... The issue
is that she's *not*, so...
**[17:52] ---**
Uh-huh. Wait here a second.
**[17:59] ---**
Anybody want some coffee?
**[18:01] ---**
Huh?
**[18:05] ---**
Don't worry; it's not poisoned.
**[18:09] ---**
I'm afraid I've carelessly missed
a chance to eliminate the enemy.
**[18:13] ---**
Eliminating her really isn't necessary.
**[18:16] ---**
Thank you for waiting, commoners.
**[18:20] ---**
Maria's been offered a position
as a special part-time instructor.
**[18:22] ---**
Huh?
**[18:24] ---**
What's a "special part-time instructor"?
**[18:27] ---**
A teacher, basically.
**[18:29] ---**
I called Daddy about our little problem.
**[18:31] ---**
Pardon?
**[18:32] ---**
I can be a real teacher?
**[18:36] ---**
Yep. What do you say?
**[18:38] ---**
Yes! I'll do it!
**[18:39] ---**
Okay. We'll put in the paperwork, then.
**[18:43] ---**
Yay! Yay! I'm gonna be a real teacher!
**[18:44] ---**
Daddy? About what we were talking about...
**[18:47] ---**
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Thanks. Bye.
**[18:47] ---**
Yay, yay!
**[18:50] ---**
Yay!
**[18:51] ---**
This is preposterous!
**[18:53] ---**
The school president made the
decision. Got a problem with that?
**[18:55] ---**
Of course I do!
**[18:57] ---**
And getting a proper advisor *now*
**[19:00] ---**
doesn't change the fact that
the club was created on false--
**[19:02] ---**
Silence, mongrel.
**[19:05] ---**
Just so you know, even if the student
council calls for our disbandment,
**[19:09] ---**
I can get that proposal canned.
**[19:11] ---**
I got us an advisor for you so that
*you* don't look like a fool later.
**[19:15] ---**
Be grateful.
**[19:16] ---**
I-I don't accept that!
**[19:18] ---**
Listen closely, mongrel!
**[19:20] ---**
This club belongs to me. If
you keep barking on my turf...
**[19:27] ---**
...I'll crush you.
**[19:28] ---**
How about I get you expelled, hmm?
**[19:31] ---**
Y-You can't do th--
**[19:33] ---**
You just keep telling yourself that.
**[19:43] ---**
P-Please pardon my intrusion.
**[19:50] ---**
A rich girl who abuses her influence
to crush underfoot all who defy her...
**[19:54] ---**
You're a total villain.
**[19:55] ---**
I got rid of her quick,
so what's the problem?
**[19:58] ---**
No! I missed Kaoru-*chan* in her
bunny ears and white bikini!
**[20:00] ---**
Wait, did you resort to
threats to run her off
**[20:03] ---**
just so you could get back to your game?!
**[20:06] ---**
Naturally!
**[20:07] ---**
Sena-*anego*'s principles are unwavering.
**[20:10] ---**
Eh, if flaunting a little power
**[20:12] ---**
is enough to get rid of her,
she's not worth my time.
**[20:15] ---**
Someone with an actual spine would
ignore it and keep coming at me.
**[20:23] ---**
I feel a little bad for Yusa, but...
**[20:26] ---**
With these two around, the Neighbors
Club is safe from any challengers.
**[20:31] ---**
Oh, hey, Kodaka.
**[20:34] ---**
Hmm?
**[20:35] ---**
This came up while I was
on the phone with Daddy...
**[20:38] ---**
Yeah?
**[20:39] ---**
Oh, dear!
**[20:39] ---**
Marry me after all.
**[20:45] ---**
I've been thinking about it
ever since the betrothal thing.
**[20:48] ---**
I've said this before: I don't care
about some promise between our fathers.
**[20:55] ---**
But it's that *promise
*that I don't care about.
**[20:59] ---**
When we discovered the engagement,
**[21:01] ---**
the wedding itself ended up called
off, but this is a separate issue.
**[21:05] ---**
My feelings right now are
that I want to marry you.
**[21:09] ---**
I mean, I love you and everything.
**[21:11] ---**
Hmm?! What did you say?!
**[21:16] ---**
Ugh, you made me screw up, idiot!
**[21:18] ---**
O-Oh, sorry. So, what did you say?
**[21:22] ---**
"What did you say," my butt!
**[21:28] ---**
Huh, I-I guess I said it.
**[21:33] ---**
Well, that's okay. I was planning
to tell you sooner or later.
**[21:37] ---**
Um, so basically...
**[21:39] ---**
That's the deal, okay?
**[21:53] ---**
Wh-What's the deal with what?
**[21:57] ---**
The game was so loud, I couldn't hear you.
**[22:06] ---**
Kodaka?
**[22:10] ---**
I-I just remembered something I have to do!
**[22:39] ---**
*A stray cloud blocks my view*
**[22:43] ---**
*Of the star I know should be shining there*
**[22:48] ---**
*What should I believe in?*
**[22:53] ---**
*I was on my way to breaking*
**[22:56] ---**
*The treasure bred in this
all too changeable world*
**[23:02] ---**
*Because I was afraid of losing it*
**[23:06] ---**
*Those days of sighing "This is absurd"*
**[23:09] ---**
*And flailing inside my birdcage*
**[23:12] ---**
*We were gazing up at the same sky*
**[23:18] ---**
*When I gripped your hand, you
gripped back, didn't you?*
**[23:25] ---**
*These joined hands are
stronger than any wings*
**[23:31] ---**
*We can fly higher even without wings*
**[23:38] ---**
*So I know we'll be okay trying now*
**[23:41] ---**
*Let's grab the stars twinkling in the sky*
**[23:51] ---**
Demon Astaroth!
**[23:52] ---**
Today is the day I'll use the magic
passed on to me by my teacher
**[23:55] ---**
to destroy you forever!
**[23:57] ---**
You've got spirit, Guernica.
**[23:59] ---**
But first let me tell you
this: I am your father!
**[24:04] ---**
What? A horse like you?! How?!
**[24:07] ---**
It's a long story.
**[24:08] ---**
Never mind, then.
**[24:09] ---**
W-Wait! Just one thing, then--
**[24:11] ---**
Next time, the final episode of Haganai
Next: "I ______ Many Friends."
**[24:14] ---**
Shatter the very soul of my
enemy! Nine Lives Breaker!
**[24:18] ---**
# 25 - I _____ Many Friends
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYX0PN4MR/haganai)
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**[00:25] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[00:26] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[00:28] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[00:29] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[00:32] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[00:36] ---**
*Sono te ni datte todokisou sa*
**[00:43] ---**
"Haganai NEXT"
**[00:45] ---**
*Souzou ijou da ne jetto koosutaa na mainichi*
**[00:49] ---**
*Hisshi de mae wo muite itsumo kakenuketa n da*
**[00:57] ---**
*Zutto tsuzuki wa shinai ne bokura no jikan wa*
**[01:05] ---**
*Ima shika nai kara kono
shunkan kizamitsukeyou*
**[01:11] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:12] ---**
*Shiranai furi shitatte*
**[01:15] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:15] ---**
*Zenbu kizuiteta yo*
**[01:18] ---**
*Mou ippo kimi no tonari ni ikou*
**[01:22] ---**
*Te wo toreru you ni*
**[01:24] ---**
*Be My Friend*
**[01:25] ---**
*Miagete bakari datte*
**[01:28] ---**
*Be My Side*
**[01:29] ---**
*Akogareteru ima mo*
**[01:31] ---**
*Mou ikkai nando demo te wo nobasou*
**[01:36] ---**
*Ano hoshi datte todokisou sa*
**[01:42] ---**
"I ______ Many Friends"
**[02:07] ---**
Whoa, there!
**[02:09] ---**
Th-Thank you, Hasegawa-*kun.*
**[02:12] ---**
P-Please excuse me-- Uh-oh!
**[02:14] ---**
That's dangerous! I'll carry one.
**[02:17] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[02:19] ---**
Don't sweat it.
**[02:20] ---**
All right, then.
**[02:27] ---**
Carrying two boxes this heavy
at once is asking for trouble.
**[02:31] ---**
I'm behind on my student council
work because I skipped for a week.
**[02:35] ---**
A week, huh?
**[02:40] ---**
Why were you so set on destroying
the Neighbors Club, anyway?
**[02:46] ---**
Because the exceptionally gifted should
be somewhere appropriate to their gifts.
**[02:51] ---**
"Somewhere appropriate"?
**[02:53] ---**
Yes! It's a loss to the human race
**[02:56] ---**
for someone as talented as Kashiwazaki
Sena to fritter away her time there.
**[03:01] ---**
Does that mean you tried to disband
the Neighbors Club for Sena's sake?!
**[03:05] ---**
Yes!
**[03:08] ---**
Oh...
**[03:12] ---**
Yeah, Sena would probably
be an asset to any club.
**[03:17] ---**
And not just Sena. Yozora and
Rika are high-spec people, too,
**[03:21] ---**
and Yukimura and Kobato are popular.
**[03:24] ---**
Maybe Yusa's right, and there's really
no point to the Neighbors Club...
**[03:30] ---**
Nah, just kidding.
**[03:32] ---**
What?
**[03:33] ---**
Kashiwazaki Sena has everything.
**[03:36] ---**
I just wanted to give her a good scare.
**[03:39] ---**
In other words, it was simple jealousy.
**[03:42] ---**
Hey, even Sena doesn't have *everything*.
**[03:45] ---**
What doesn't she have?
**[03:46] ---**
Friends, for example.
**[03:49] ---**
Are you okay?!
**[03:53] ---**
Huh? Why are you laughing?
**[03:56] ---**
You really do have a good
sense of humor, Hasegawa-*kun*.
**[04:00] ---**
There's not a person in this
world who doesn't have friends!
**[04:05] ---**
Is that so...
**[04:07] ---**
You're such a nice person, telling
a joke to cheer me up like that.
**[04:18] ---**
Okay!
**[04:21] ---**
Thank you very much, Hasegawa-*kun*!
**[04:24] ---**
There are more, right? I'll
help you with those, too.
**[04:26] ---**
I-I can't ask you to do that!
**[04:28] ---**
This stuff piled up because you were
observing the Neighbors Club, right?
**[04:31] ---**
So it's not like I'm uninvolved.
**[04:34] ---**
But don't you need to go to your club?
**[04:37] ---**
Well, the Neighbors Club doesn't
really plan activities.
**[04:39] ---**
So if we have other stuff to do,
it's okay to put that first.
**[04:44] ---**
Who am I really making these excuses to?
**[04:50] ---**
Phew, we're finally halfway through.
**[04:53] ---**
Yes.
**[04:56] ---**
Great work, you two!
**[04:58] ---**
Hinata-*san*! What brings you here?
**[05:01] ---**
I heard another student was helping you out.
**[05:05] ---**
I thought I'd come thank him.
**[05:07] ---**
Um, I'm Hasegawa Kodaka, from Class 2-5.
**[05:11] ---**
Oh, *you*!
**[05:13] ---**
Huh?
**[05:13] ---**
Do you know of him?
**[05:15] ---**
Nope, never heard of him.
**[05:17] ---**
Then what was that reaction for?!
**[05:18] ---**
Just a whim.
**[05:22] ---**
I'm Hidaka Hinata, student
council president.
**[05:24] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[05:26] ---**
R-Right...
**[05:38] ---**
By the way, why are you helping Aoi?
**[05:42] ---**
Are you her boyfriend, perhaps?
**[05:44] ---**
N-No! I'm sure Hasegawa-*kun* already has a--
**[05:49] ---**
*Do* you have a girlfriend?
**[05:50] ---**
No!
**[05:51] ---**
You never date anyone
from the Neighbors Club?
**[05:55] ---**
No, I don't! It's... not like that with them.
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, I see. Well, that's for the best.
**[06:01] ---**
What do you mean?
**[06:03] ---**
You're the only boy in the club, right?
**[06:08] ---**
If you dated one of them,
**[06:10] ---**
the whole atmosphere would get awkward.
**[06:13] ---**
Yeah, it would...
**[06:15] ---**
So, if you're not her boyfriend, why help?
**[06:18] ---**
Hasegawa-*kun* is a wonderful person
who always helps people in trouble!
**[06:23] ---**
Oho, very admirable!
**[06:28] ---**
Keep up the hard work, kid!
**[06:31] ---**
Ow!
**[06:32] ---**
Okay, all done!
**[06:37] ---**
Thank you so much for your help today.
**[06:39] ---**
Seriously, it was no problem. Good night!
**[06:43] ---**
Say, Hasegawa.
**[06:45] ---**
Yes?
**[06:46] ---**
I like you. Want to join the student council?
**[06:50] ---**
What?
**[06:50] ---**
We just lost our general affairs person,
**[06:54] ---**
so we're looking for a replacement.
**[06:55] ---**
Yes, that might be a good idea!
**[06:58] ---**
You too, Yusa? That's crazy.
**[07:00] ---**
We're an all-girls council right now,
and we could really use a man around!
**[07:05] ---**
I think you would work
out fine, Hasegawa-*kun*.
**[07:08] ---**
Look, do you guys honestly not
know how people think of me?
**[07:14] ---**
Um... As a super-cool,
bad-boy chic real-lifer?
**[07:19] ---**
You're the only one who
thinks that, thank you!
**[07:22] ---**
But I'm afraid it's not
"bad-boy chic," just "bad."
**[07:26] ---**
They all think I'm a delinquent or a Yankee.
**[07:28] ---**
Because of the hair and
my grumpy-looking face.
**[07:33] ---**
True, your hair does
stand out at this school,
**[07:36] ---**
and your eyes look evil.
**[07:38] ---**
Exactly. Putting me on the student
council would wreck your repu--
**[07:42] ---**
Only fools judge people by appearances.
**[07:47] ---**
I don't care what fools think of me.
**[07:52] ---**
What's wrong, Hasegawa? You look dazed.
**[07:54] ---**
Oh, it's nothing!
**[07:56] ---**
I see. Well? What do you say?
**[08:01] ---**
I'm sorry. I think the student
council is too much for me.
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, but just let me know whenever
you need more manual labor.
**[08:11] ---**
I'm usually free.
**[08:12] ---**
Great! Can you come back tomorrow, then?
**[08:15] ---**
The library requested our help.
**[08:18] ---**
Yes, of course!
**[08:19] ---**
Good answer!
**[08:23] ---**
A week went by before I knew it.
**[08:28] ---**
I helped out the student
council pretty much every day.
**[08:32] ---**
All the students go "Hidaka's amazing
for bringing that punk in line,"
**[08:38] ---**
Make sure you sort it all!
**[08:38] ---**
so her reputation is soaring.
**[08:40] ---**
Yes, Ma'am.
**[08:42] ---**
My rep doesn't seem to have changed.
**[08:43] ---**
Please excuse me!
**[08:47] ---**
I haven't even set foot in our club room.
**[08:49] ---**
"Common Room 4"
**[08:51] ---**
The Neighbors Club is still important to me.
**[08:55] ---**
But after running out on it like that,
**[09:00] ---**
I just couldn't go back.
**[09:06] ---**
So here you are.
**[09:13] ---**
Yukimura...
**[09:16] ---**
Aniki.
**[09:23] ---**
H-Hi, Yukimura. What's up?
**[09:27] ---**
I heard a despicable gang was
making you do forced labor,
**[09:31] ---**
so I came to rescue you.
**[09:33] ---**
How rude!
**[09:35] ---**
Kodaka-*kun* is helping me out
of the kindness of his heart!
**[09:38] ---**
Is that true, Aniki?
**[09:40] ---**
Y-Yeah.
**[09:42] ---**
In that case, I shall help as well.
**[09:44] ---**
No thank you! And wait, aren't you the
one who wanted to poison me before?!
**[09:48] ---**
Yes.
**[09:49] ---**
Why are you wearing a boy's uniform?
**[09:51] ---**
I'm endeavoring to become a true man.
**[09:54] ---**
"True man"? What's that?
**[09:57] ---**
A very great man.
**[10:00] ---**
You *are* a girl, right?
**[10:02] ---**
A true man can transcend his birth gender.
**[10:07] ---**
Huh? That sounds crazy.
You're a strange person.
**[10:12] ---**
Aniki... May I slay her?!
**[10:16] ---**
Whoa, hang on!
**[10:17] ---**
Sorry, Aoi, but would you give us a minute?
**[10:20] ---**
Oh, all right.
**[10:24] ---**
Yukimura, how is the Neighbors Club doing?
**[10:27] ---**
Sena-*anego* is engrossed
in gal games, as usual.
**[10:32] ---**
She really is unwavering...
**[10:35] ---**
What about the others?
**[10:37] ---**
Yozora-*anego* and Rika-*dono* haven't
been to the club room in several days.
**[10:42] ---**
Maria-*dono* occasionally comes to
have a snack, and then she leaves.
**[10:45] ---**
So you and Sena are the
only ones showing up now?
**[10:49] ---**
Yes.
**[10:51] ---**
What do I do about this?
**[10:55] ---**
Aniki, I'll carry half of those.
**[10:57] ---**
Nah, they're not heavy.
**[10:59] ---**
Then is there anything else
I can assist you with?
**[11:02] ---**
Not today, I guess.
**[11:05] ---**
I see.
**[11:06] ---**
I will come back tomorrow, then.
**[11:10] ---**
Hey, Yukimura.
**[11:12] ---**
Why do you serve me like this?
**[11:16] ---**
Because I am your sworn brother.
**[11:19] ---**
I'll rephrase the question.
**[11:20] ---**
Yes?
**[11:22] ---**
Why are you still my sworn brother?
**[11:25] ---**
You've realized it by now, haven't you?
**[11:28] ---**
I'm not the "true man" you want
to be--I'm nothing but a wimp!
**[11:33] ---**
Yes.
**[11:34] ---**
What, seriously?!
**[11:36] ---**
Because I am your sworn brother.
**[11:38] ---**
Then why the hell haven't you disowned me?!
**[11:42] ---**
There's no point to this!
**[11:44] ---**
Does there have to be a point?
**[11:47] ---**
I am by your side because
I want to be, Aniki.
**[11:55] ---**
Hey... What would you do if
the Neighbors Club were gone?
**[12:00] ---**
Nothing would change.
**[12:02] ---**
I would merely keep serving
you as I always have.
**[12:07] ---**
You're really cool, you know that?
**[12:09] ---**
No way am I worthy of being your Aniki.
**[12:15] ---**
Aniki! I have never been so
frustrated that I'm not a boy!
**[12:22] ---**
Huh?
**[12:23] ---**
You're making my heart flutter right now!
**[12:26] ---**
Oh, if only I were a brawny man,
I would overpower you right now
**[12:30] ---**
and plunge my raging passion
into your *yaoi* hole!
**[12:35] ---**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[12:38] ---**
It's a terrible shame.
**[12:40] ---**
What you're *saying* is a shame!
**[12:42] ---**
And there's no such thing as a "*yaoi* hole"!
**[12:45] ---**
You jest. Rika-*dono* told me...
**[12:51] ---**
Really?
**[12:54] ---**
Right, *her*...
**[12:58] ---**
Rika?
**[12:59] ---**
"Please come to the roof right away.
**[13:01] ---**
If you're not here in three minutes,
**[13:03] ---**
Rika will broadcast to the whole
school the secret recording she made
**[13:07] ---**
of your dramatic BL reading."
**[13:08] ---**
Recording?!
**[13:10] ---**
Aniki?
**[13:11] ---**
Sorry, but could you deliver those
to the student council room for me?
**[13:15] ---**
All right...
**[13:16] ---**
I owe you one!
**[13:18] ---**
Aniki--
**[13:20] ---**
Good luck in your battle.
**[13:22] ---**
Thanks!
**[13:32] ---**
Three minutes, twenty-six seconds.
**[13:36] ---**
Well, Rika will let it slide.
**[13:39] ---**
Oh, yeah? I bet you didn't really record me!
**[13:44] ---**
Is this how desperate you've
been for my d-d-di... ck...?
**[13:48] ---**
You seriously did it!
**[13:50] ---**
Rika is no soft touch.
**[13:53] ---**
And? What's your business with me?
**[13:55] ---**
It's nothing you'd call "business"...
**[13:58] ---**
Rika just wanted to inflict a little
torture on a certain Yankee wimp
**[14:03] ---**
who had the nerve to act cool and say
he wanted to "value the Neighbors Club"
**[14:06] ---**
and then *run away* like a pathetic loser.
**[14:09] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:11] ---**
You're quite meek today.
**[14:13] ---**
Anything you say to me,
Rika, I probably deserve.
**[14:17] ---**
Punch me, kick me, or whatever else you want.
**[14:21] ---**
Very well, then.
**[14:25] ---**
What are those?
**[14:26] ---**
A form of artillery Rika can control via
brain waves: The Nine Lives Breaker.
**[14:30] ---**
Rika took the name from a powerful
spell in *Fullmetal Necromancer.*
**[14:35] ---**
No, I mean--
**[14:36] ---**
It's simplest to just show you.
**[14:39] ---**
Shatter the very soul of Rika's enemy!
**[14:46] ---**
You're going way too far!
**[14:48] ---**
No punch from a weakling
like Rika would hurt much.
**[14:53] ---**
You're pushing your luck if you think
you can escape your guilt *that* easily.
**[14:58] ---**
Rika is angry, you know.
**[15:01] ---**
She'll use these to beat that habit
of running away right out of you!
**[15:11] ---**
It's not a habit! That day I--
**[15:12] ---**
Rika can understand a sudden love
confession throwing you off.
**[15:16] ---**
Rika's angry about what you did *afterward*.
**[15:27] ---**
Over a week later you still
haven't come back to the club,
**[15:30] ---**
and now you're all lovey-dovey with
the girl who tried to disband us?!
**[15:36] ---**
I'm not *lovey-dovey* with Aoi!
**[15:39] ---**
N-Now you're on a first-name basis!
**[15:43] ---**
And you're flirting with the
student council president, too!
**[15:46] ---**
How dare you fall for the sex appeal
of an older woman, you closet lecher!
**[15:51] ---**
You're wrong!
**[15:54] ---**
I'm not being seduced by sex appeal.
**[15:56] ---**
I'm crazy about Hinata-*san*'s
personality, not her body!
**[16:01] ---**
That's *worse*!
**[16:03] ---**
Wait, by "crazy about her" I
meant I respect her as a person!
**[16:07] ---**
Rika wonders!
**[16:09] ---**
Knowing you, you probably got in a
few accidental peeks, didn't you!
**[16:14] ---**
H-How did you know?!
**[16:16] ---**
You actually did?!
**[16:18] ---**
Nobody should be straight out
of a romantic comedy like that!
**[16:23] ---**
I can't take much more!
**[16:27] ---**
Artillery she controls with her brain waves?
**[16:29] ---**
Are those cat ears the antenna, then?!
**[16:33] ---**
Go!
**[16:35] ---**
Damn, I can't get close!
**[16:37] ---**
Rika asked Sena-*sempai* when she fell for you.
**[16:42] ---**
So, you saved her from
some boys at the pool, eh?
**[16:46] ---**
Apparently even you were
manly, once upon a time!
**[16:48] ---**
Shut up!
**[16:50] ---**
And you've been clearing flags ever
since! You even stayed at her house!
**[16:54] ---**
Quit it with the "flag" thing!
**[16:56] ---**
On top of that, she's your
fiancée *and* childhood friend?
**[16:59] ---**
She's a freaking cheat character!
**[17:01] ---**
Take that up with *her*!
**[17:05] ---**
Thanks to which Yozora*-sempai* is
totally withdrawn and depressed!
**[17:08] ---**
Of course she is! Our past is
a precious memory to Yozora,
**[17:13] ---**
and it's been supporting her emotionally!
**[17:15] ---**
Hmph! If memories and who met you
first are really that important,
**[17:18] ---**
you might as well just suck
on Mommy's breasts forever.
**[17:23] ---**
You can't just force emotions to be rational.
**[17:26] ---**
Well, aren't you a nice guy!
**[17:30] ---**
You just keep clearing flags
with one girl after another--
**[17:34] ---**
What are you, some oblivious harem-anime hero
**[17:36] ---**
who gets all the girls just by being *nice*?!
**[17:40] ---**
A harem-anime hero, eh?
**[17:44] ---**
Yeah, don't I wish!
**[17:48] ---**
I'd *love* to give everyone
I care about a happy ending
**[17:51] ---**
just by being oblivious and nice!
**[17:55] ---**
But I'm *not* some harem hero.
**[17:58] ---**
I can't help what can't be helped!
**[18:01] ---**
That's why I'm so helplessly lost, moron!
**[18:03] ---**
Taking it out on Rika? You're pathetic!
**[18:05] ---**
I *know that*!
**[18:07] ---**
I've never had this before!
**[18:09] ---**
I've never had a place like this
club, and it's like a miracle.
**[18:12] ---**
It's a nice, kind world
**[18:14] ---**
where freaks like us can just be
who we are without holding back.
**[18:19] ---**
That's why I don't ever want to wreck it!
**[18:24] ---**
That's meaningless if it makes
*you* hold back, you know!
**[18:27] ---**
You always pretend to be oblivious
and act like some bystander,
**[18:30] ---**
and then when you can't, you run away!
**[18:32] ---**
What's the point of *leaving* the
place you love to protect it?!
**[18:36] ---**
We don't want a world protected by that
kind of cheap self-sacrifice, you jerk!
**[18:40] ---**
*You* don't get to talk, you jerk!
**[18:43] ---**
Who's the self-sacrificing one here?!
**[18:45] ---**
You're always playing the hyper class clown
**[18:48] ---**
while you work like hell
for us behind the scenes!
**[18:51] ---**
You're too fucking good to us!
**[18:53] ---**
And you're taking on a thankless
role right now, too!
**[18:56] ---**
So which one of us is holding back?!
**[18:59] ---**
What do *you* want, Rika?
**[19:04] ---**
Come on, what the hell do you think?
**[19:10] ---**
I want *friends*, damn it!
**[19:39] ---**
Apologies, Sempai.
**[19:42] ---**
Rika lied about controlling
them with her brain waves.
**[19:45] ---**
Then what are the ears?
**[19:47] ---**
Just a toy. Rika uses her brain
waves to make them twitch.
**[19:50] ---**
Excuse me?
**[19:57] ---**
You're a tough fighter.
**[20:01] ---**
You, too...
**[20:03] ---**
The truth is, Rika could
barely stay on her feet.
**[20:11] ---**
Hey, Kodaka-*sempai*.
**[20:13] ---**
Yeah?
**[20:15] ---**
If you can't fix things on your
own, please, come to Rika.
**[20:21] ---**
Rika is a genius, you know!
**[20:23] ---**
She'll eat your impossibilities
for breakfast.
**[20:31] ---**
Hey, Rika.
**[20:33] ---**
Yes?
**[20:34] ---**
Be my friend.
**[20:37] ---**
Hmm? What did you say?
**[20:39] ---**
"What did you say," my ass. Idiot!
**[20:44] ---**
Don't be absurd.
**[20:49] ---**
After all, we're already
your friends, aren't we?
**[20:57] ---**
It was like ten years ago all over again.
**[21:02] ---**
I'm not weak!
**[21:08] ---**
But Sora isn't here now. And
neither is proud little Taka.
**[21:16] ---**
Just weak, pathetic Hasegawa Kodaka.
**[21:22] ---**
Help me, Rika.
**[21:25] ---**
Sure.
**[21:28] ---**
One for the Neighbors Club
history books: we made a friend.
**[21:35] ---**
"Common Room 4"
**[21:44] ---**
Sena.
**[21:49] ---**
Sena...
**[21:51] ---**
I...
**[21:59] ---**
"I'm leaving on a journey. Please
don't come looking for me."
**[22:04] ---**
Huh?!
**[22:11] ---**
It looks like our tragically
flawed youth isn't over yet.
**[22:40] ---**
*Hikatta hazu no ano hoshi*
**[22:43] ---**
*Mayotta kumo ga jama shite mienaku naru*
**[22:48] ---**
*Nani wo shinjitara ii?*
**[22:53] ---**
*Fuantei sugiru sekai de*
**[22:56] ---**
*Sodatta takaramono kowashikaketeta*
**[23:02] ---**
*Nakusu no ga kowakute*
**[23:06] ---**
*Fujouri datte tameiki tsuki*
**[23:09] ---**
*Torikago de agaiteta hibi*
**[23:12] ---**
*Onaji sora wo miageteta n da bokura wa*
**[23:18] ---**
*Kimi no te wo nigitta toki
nigirikaeshite kureta ne*
**[23:25] ---**
*Tsunagatta kono te wa donna
hane yori tsuyoi n da*
**[23:31] ---**
*Tsubasa nante nakutatte
motto takaku toberu kara*
**[23:38] ---**
*Kitto ima nara daijoubu*
**[23:41] ---**
*Oozora kagayaku hoshi wo tsukamou*
**[23:47] ---**