12 - Haniwa Meets Daruma

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SIGN    Haniwa Meets Daruma
SIGN    Haniwa Meets Daruma
[01:30] Gunma-chan
    "Haniwa Meets Daruma."
[01:35] Gunma-chan
    Ahh, such a nice day!
[01:39] Gunma-chan
    Hm?
[01:44] Haniwa
    Oh. Hello, Gunma-chan.
[01:46] Gunma-chan
    Hello, Haniwa-san.
[01:49] Haniwa
    It's a beautiful day.
[01:51] Haniwa
    Even though it's pitch black underground...
[01:54] Gunma-chan
    Are you alone today?
[01:56] Haniwa
    Oh!
[02:00] Haniwa
    Sometimes... I feel like being by myself...
[02:03] Gunma-chan
    But it's the two of us.
[02:04] Haniwa
    No need to state the obvious.
[02:07] Gunma-chan
    Oops, sorry.
[02:08] Haniwa
    Have you given any thought
    as to why I came alone?
[02:14] Gunma-chan
    I guess not.
[02:15] Haniwa
    I didn't think so.
[02:16] Haniwa
    I wish you did! Like, as a person!
[02:19] Gunma-chan
    Oh, okay. Let me think.
[02:21] Haniwa
    Come on, don't make me say that.
[02:23] Gunma-chan
    Umm...
[02:27] Haniwa
    So?
[02:28] Gunma-chan
    I dunno.
[02:31] Gunma-chan
    Then, what should I do?
[02:35] Haniwa
    I suppose a true friend would...
[02:37] Gunma-chan
    Eh? A true friend?
[02:39] Haniwa
    Yes, a true friend.
[02:42] Haniwa
    All they would need to do
    is stay by my side in silence.
[02:45] Gunma-chan
    Huh, really?
[02:47] Haniwa
    Really.
[02:48] Daruma
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[02:50] Daruma
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[02:52] Daruma
    Oh?
[02:53] Daruma
    Hi there, Gunma-chan!
[02:55] Gunma-chan
    Hello.
[02:56] Daruma
    Hello!
[02:58] Daruma
    Oh, might this be... Haniwa-san?
[03:01] Haniwa
    And might you be... Daruma-san?
[03:05] Daruma/Haniwa
    Oh! My, my, my.
[03:07] Daruma/Haniwa
    Hello, hello.
[03:08] Haniwa
    Nice to meet you, I am Haniwa.
[03:10] Daruma
    Nice to meet you, I am Daruma.
[03:12] Daruma/Haniwa
    Hello, hello.
[03:14] Gunma-chan
    Nice to meet you, I'm Gunma-chan!
[03:16] Haniwa/Daruma
    No, no, no.
[03:17] Haniwa
    With you, Gunma-chan...
[03:19] Daruma
    We've met before.
[03:21] Gunma-chan
    But I wanna say "nice to meet you", too.
[03:25] Haniwa/Daruma
    Why, though...
[03:27] Daruma
    I've known about the Haniwa Tribe,
[03:30] Daruma
    but this is my first time
    making their acquaintance.
[03:33] Daruma
    I'm actually a bit nervous.
[03:35] Haniwa
    Well if I'm being honest,
[03:36] Haniwa
    I was just questioning my own identity
    as a Haniwa within the Haniwa Tribe.
[03:41] Haniwa
    I didn't imagine meeting someone
    from the Daruma Tribe
[03:44] Haniwa
    at a time like this to represent my people.
[03:47] Daruma
    Perhaps it's fate.
[03:50] Gunma-chan
    Hey, weren't you just saying
    true friends stay in sile...
[03:54] Haniwa
    G-G-Gunma-chan, may I have a quick word?
[03:57] Haniwa
    You see, Gunma-chan. In this case,
    the "closeness" is different.
[04:02] Haniwa
    You can tell close friends how you feel,
[04:04] Haniwa
    but it doesn't quite work that way
    with new friends, understand?
[04:08] Gunma-chan
    Ohh... So Gunma-chan and Haniwa-san are...
[04:11] Haniwa
    Close friends, right?
[04:13] Gunma-chan
    I like that.
[04:17] Daruma
    You two seem to be very close friends.
[04:20] Gunma-chan/Haniwa
    Can you tell?
[04:22] Daruma
    Yes, I can!
[04:23] Gunma-chan
    Aww, shucks!
[04:24] Haniwa
    So it's that obvious?
[04:26] Daruma
    I wish I were as close
    to someone as you two.
[04:29] Gunma-chan
    But you know, Haniwa-san was mad
    at me before you came.
[04:34] Daruma
    Oh! Was that so?
[04:36] Haniwa
    N-No, no. It's not like that.
[04:37] Haniwa
    I wasn't like, angry mad.
[04:39] Haniwa
    It's just that, we're close!
[04:40] Haniwa
    We're close so I just happened to...
[04:42] Gunma-chan
    Yup, it's because we're close!
[04:44] Daruma
    I understand.
[04:47] Daruma
    To tell the truth, even though I live
    a fun life at the Daruma Village,
[04:53] Daruma
    I don't feel quite fulfilled.
[04:56] Daruma
    Sometimes, I wonder if it's
    just me being a weird Daruma...
[05:00] Daruma
    That I'm strange for thinking
    about things like this.
[05:05] Gunma-chan
    You're not.
[05:06] Haniwa
    Not at all.
[05:08] Gunma-chan
    It's totally normal.
[05:09] Haniwa
    I was just feeling the same way.
[05:12] Daruma
    Really?
[05:14] Haniwa
    I feel like we can become close friends.
[05:18] Gunma-chan
    Then you can be close friends with me, too.
[05:20] Daruma
    I'm glad I gathered the courage
    to go on an adventure today.
[05:25] Gunma-chan
    An adventure?
[05:26] Haniwa
    Same as me.
[05:28] Haniwa
    I'm always with my people, but...
[05:30] Haniwa
    today, I decided to come alone.
[05:33] Gunma-chan
    Oh, really?
[05:34] Daruma
    And that's how I met someone new.
[05:37] Gunma-chan
    That's good.
[05:38] Daruma
    Yes, it was!
[05:40] Daruma
    I'm glad I could talk about
    my thoughts and feel accepted.
[05:43] Haniwa
    Hahaha! Maybe I'm the same.
[05:46] Haniwa
    When I'm with Gunma-chan, I feel at ease.
[05:49] Gunma-chan
    Really? Aww, shucks.
[05:52] Meemi
    Hey! Everyone's here.
[05:55] Meemi
    It's been a while, Daruma-san, Haniwa-san.
[05:58] Daruma/Haniwa
    Hello, Meemi.
[06:00] Aoma
    Daruma-san, nice to meet you!
[06:01] Aoma
    My name is Aoma.
[06:03] Daruma
    Nice to meet you, Aoma.
[06:05] Gunma-chan
    Nice to meet you, Aoma, Meemi.
[06:09] Aoma
    Gunma-chan,
[06:10] Aoma
    it's weird to say "nice to meet you"
    when we see each other all the time.
[06:13] Meemi
    Why not just say "hello" like
    a normal person?
[06:16] Gunma-chan
    I just feel like saying "nice
    to meet you" today.
[06:19] Meemi
    Oh...
[06:20] Aoma
    Oh, well. That's fine.
[06:21] Daruma/Haniwa
    What?! It's... fine...?!
[06:23] Meemi
    Gunma-chan marches
    to the beat of his own drum.
[06:26] Aoma
    As long as it's nothing
    illegal... I guess it's fine.
[06:30] Daruma/Haniwa
    So loooooose!
[06:32] Aoma
    I mean it is Gunma-chan's
    good trait! I think...
[06:37] Meemi
    Maybe...?
[06:38] Gunma-chan
    Hehe.
[06:39] Daruma/Haniwa
    Hmmmmm...?
[06:40] Narrator
    That was when―even though
    he wasn't in a pickle―
[06:44] Narrator
    Gunma-chan became so happy
    his Gunma Power was unleashed.
[07:02] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[07:07] Aoma
    I've got this warm feeling...
[07:10] Gunma-chan
    Hehe.
[07:12] Narrator
    It's wonderful that Gunma-chan
    and Haniwa and Daruma
[07:15] Narrator
    and Aoma and Meemi can get along,
    and other times get in fights,
[07:20] Narrator
    all while accepting
    each others' unique positions.
[07:25] Gunma-chan
    I guess so.
[07:27] Aoma
    Huh?
[07:28] Aoma
    Who are you talking to, Gunma-chan?
[07:31] Gunma-chan
    To everyone in the world watching.
[07:33] Aoma
    Everyone in the world?
[07:36] Haniwa
    Why, in that case,
    allow me to share, as well.
[07:39] Haniwa
    Everyone is different
    and great in their own way!
[07:42] Daruma
    Hmm...
[07:42] Daruma
    Play nice with everyone at home,
    or school, or at work.
[07:45] Meemi
    Then... I'll say...
[07:47] Meemi
    Even if you fight, always make up.
[07:51] Gunma-chan
    Right! Everyone be kind to everyone!
[07:55] Aoma
    Ummm...
[07:58] Aoma
    It's all love.
[07:59] Narrator
    A perfect ending. It's love.
[08:00] Aoma
    Heh!
[08:03] Gunma-chan
    Everybody's Power... 100%!
SIGN    Let's Play at Home!
SIGN    Let's Play at Home!
[08:10] Gunma-chan
    "Let's Play at Home!"
SIGN    Gun-Gunmer, Forever
[08:14] TV Narrator
    "Gun-Gunmer, Forever."
[08:43] TV Narrator
    After two grueling years of war,
[08:47] TV Narrator
    Gun-Gunmer finally reached
    the final boss, Vills.
[08:54] Gun/Ma/Ken
    Gun-Gunmer Ultimate Missile!
[09:09] Gun/Ma/Ken
    Gun-Gunmer Ultimate Beam!
[09:17] Vills
    Vills Barrier!
[09:23] Gun/Ma/Ken
    Gun-Gunmer Ultimate
    Sacrificial Lunging Attack!
[09:34] Gun
    Our final weapon...
[09:36] Ma
    D-Didn't work...
[09:38] Ken
    It's worked on 103 enemies so far...
[09:42] Vills
    Your attacks are futile
    before the barrier of
[09:45] Vills
    Prime Minister Vills,
    Commander of the Robot Army!
[09:48] Gun/Ma/Ken
    W-What did you say?!
[09:52] Vills
    Our journey of two years
    is coming to a close...
[09:56] Vills
    With the defeat of you, Gun-Gunmer!
[09:59] Gun-Gunmer
    What did you say?!
[10:01] Vills
    As a parting gift,
    allow me to reveal to you...
[10:03] Vills
    Humans from the future that sent me here...
[10:06] Vills
    My true form is... AI.
    Artificial intelligence!
[10:10] Gun-Gunmer
    What did you say?!
[10:12] Vills
    I have only slayed according
    to the orders I was given!
[10:17] Gun
    What did you say?!
[10:18] Ma
    Why would you reveal
    something like that now?!
[10:22] Ken
    Heh... That's just how cruel the world is...
[10:25] Vills
    You three killed my
    subordinates one after another.
[10:29] Vills
    And in turn, we sent out better,
    more advanced robots,
[10:32] Vills
    to which you answered by getting
    stronger and surpassing them.
[10:37] Gun-Gunmer
    What are you trying to say?!
[10:40] Vills
    Is "killing" not at
    the center of human nature?
[10:46] Gun-Gunmer
    What did you say?!
[10:47] Vills
    To put an end to such killing,
    humans in the future decided...
[10:51] Vills
    that we must eliminate humans.
[10:55] Gun-Gunmer
    What did you say?!
[10:56] Vills
    We AI have no emotions.
[11:00] Vills
    You say you must "defeat" us
    or "win" against us...
[11:03] Vills
    The mere notion of it is comical!
[11:06] Gun-Gunmer
    What did you say?!
[11:07] Vills
    The only species
    that has gone around killing
[11:10] Vills
    for thousands of years is you, humans.
[11:13] Vills
    Look at how much global
    warming has progressed.
[11:17] Gun-Gunmer
    We've tried to reduce our plastic waste!
[11:20] Vills
    It's nothing but talk.
[11:21] Vills
    I have seen the future.
[11:24] Gun-Gunmer
    W-What did you say?!
[11:27] Vills
    Stay still, and
    I'll spare you a painful end.
[11:36] Gun-Gunmer
    Vills, perhaps you're right
    that humans aren't bright...
[11:40] Gun-Gunmer
    But that also means...
[11:41] Gun-Gunmer
    We don't know how to give up!
[11:44] Vills
    What did you say?!
[11:47] Gun/Ma/Ken
    Gun-Gunmer! For the love of the human race!
[11:49] Gun/Ma/Ken
    For safety and security!
[11:50] Gun/Ma/Ken
    For children's futures!
[11:51] Gun/Ma/Ken
    For the power of sports!
[11:52] Gun/Ma/Ken
    A completely new ultimate... Attack!
[12:03] Gun
    At this rate, the Gun-Gunmer's
    gonna disintegrate!
[12:06] Ma
    Sounds like a series finale!
[12:09] Ken
    Don't give up! It's over if you do!
[12:12] Ken
    Where there's an entrance,
    there's always an exit!
[12:22] Vills
    What's this?!
[12:23] Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
[12:40] Gun-Mergun
    Gun-Mergun to the rescue!
[12:42] TV Narrator
    Allow me to explain:
[12:43] TV Narrator
    Gun-Gunmer has the ability
    to connect and reform
SIGN    to become machines Gun-Mergun and  Mer-Gungun in addition to Gun-Gunmer!
[12:51] Vills
    What did you say?! How could that be?!
[12:55] Gun-Mergun
    Vills!
[13:03] Gun-Mergun
    Let's put an end to this fight...
[13:05] Gun-Mergun
    And become friends!
[13:07] Gun-Gunmer
    W-What did you say?!
[13:10] Gun
    We've realized that our
    purpose isn't to fight.
[13:14] Ma
    Fighting doesn't do any good.
[13:18] Ken
    Talking it out is what we needed.
[13:23] Vills
    I... I... came from your future...
[13:28] Vills
    My timeline is... in disarray...
[13:31] Gun-Mergun
    Let's start as friends!
[13:44] Vills
    There's emotions... forming...
[13:46] Vills
    In me... An AI...
[13:49] Vills
    Ahhh!
[13:58] Gun-Mergun
    Even the most powerful weapons
    hold no purpose without any use.
[14:03] Gun-Mergun
    Let's create a new,
    peaceful future without wars.
[14:09] Gun
    This isn't the end, it's the beginning.
[14:14] Ma
    This is the young generation's era!
[14:17] Ken
    Let's smile bright and have fun!
[14:31] Gun-Gunmer
    Gun-Gunmer to the rescue!
[14:38] Gunma-chan
    Gun-Gunmer's so cool!
[14:40] Aoma
    Yeah, that was awesome!
[14:43] Gunma-chan
    Gun-Gunmer Power... 100%!
SIGN    Konja Rap Appears!
SIGN    Konja Rap Appears!
[14:50] Gunma-chan
    "Konja Rap Appears!"
[14:54] Yayoihime
    Strawberries, anyone?
[14:57] Yayoihime
    They're super delicious!
[15:02] Konja Rap
    Yo, uh, uh, um...
[15:06] Konja Rap
    My name is Konja Rap
[15:07] Konja Rap
    We 'boutta conjure trap
[15:09] Konja Rap
    Let's raise the roof come on, yeah!
[15:14] Yayoihime
    Um...
[15:16] Yayoihime
    This is just a sampling
    of Yayoihime strawberries...
[15:19] Konja Rap
    Okay, strawberry samples,
    that's super ample,
[15:22] Konja Rap
    Wanna wanna berry, very very hungry
[15:26] Yayoihime
    ...A rapper?
[15:28] Konja Rap
    Uh, rapper that's me, I'm Konja Rap
[15:32] Konja Rap
    What slaps? My raps. You wanna wrap it up?!
[15:34] Yayoihime
    ...I guess you're not budging on this.
[15:37] Konja Rap
    Uh, oh yeah!
[15:39] Konja Rap
    Won't budge, no grudge, for these berries
[15:42] Konja Rap
    I ain't leavin', treatin', it's that easy
[15:44] Yayoihime
    I feel so powerless...
[15:47] Yayoihime
    It looks like common sense is no use here...
[15:53] Gunma-chan
    La-la-la-la-la-la...
[15:59] Yayoihime
    Gunma-chan! Here,
    have some strawberry samples!
[16:04] Gunma-chan
    Yum! So good!
[16:06] Yayoihime
    Aren't they?
[16:08] Konja Rap
    Uh, yeah, aww!
[16:10] Konja Rap
    What about me, you leavin' me behind
[16:13] Konja Rap
    Want the berries you carry,
    you outta your mind
[16:15] Konja Rap
    Easy breezy, lemon squeezy,
    that's me can't you see
[16:18] Konja Rap
    True class, all sass, I'm Konja Rap
[16:23] Gunma-chan
    Wow, so cool!
[16:25] Yayoihime
    Wait, you're a fan of this stuff?
[16:28] Gunma-chan
    From Gunma, the name is Gunma-chan
[16:29] Gunma-chan
    It's a neat place, Gunma, it's so fun
[16:30] Gunma-chan
    Sun, sun, fun, fun
[16:31] Gunma-chan
    Run, run, all done!
[16:33] Gunma-chan
    Konja Rap!
[16:34] Yayoihime
    He raps?!
[16:36] Konja Rap
    Yo! I'm Konja Rap
[16:38] Konja Rap
    You'll have to call me back
[16:39] Konja Rap
    This kid's rappin' is trippin'
[16:40] Konja Rap
    We game! Konja rapping'
[16:43] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[16:47] Yayoihime
    What is going on today?
[16:49] Yayoihime
    Is it Music Day or something?
[16:52] Daruma A
    Hello, I heard we could have
    delicious strawberry samples here...
[16:57] Yayoihime
    Thank goodness, you're normal.
[17:01] Konja Rap
    Hey now, listen here princess,
[17:02] Konja Rap
    That nonsense is senseless,
[17:03] Konja Rap
    Can't say what's normal
[17:05] Konja Rap
    just from appearance
[17:07] Konja Rap
    Give it up! Up!
[17:08] Gunma-chan
    Come on now, come on now
[17:11] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[17:14] Yayoihime
    This is chaos, pure chaos!
[17:17] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru...
[17:17] Gunma-chan
    Come on now, come on now
[17:20] Yayoihime
    All I want is to spread strawberries
[17:24] Yayoihime
    But you all make fun of me, extraordinary
[17:26] Yayoihime
    I'm a princess, you can't touch this!
[17:30] Yayoihime
    Appearance matters,
    clothes and attitude tell stories
[17:35] Konja Rap
    Not too bad for your very first verse
[17:37] Konja Rap
    Your vibes are immaculate,
    you're so well spoke
[17:40] Konja Rap
    Whatever you feel is right, that's right
[17:42] Konja Rap
    That's how we rap, we rap, you know
[17:45] Gunma-chan/Daruma
    Come on now, come on now!
[17:47] Daruma A
    I feel good now that I'm here!
[17:50] Daruma B
    I feel fun now that it's here!
[17:53] Daruma C
    I feel cool no matter what they say!
[17:55] Konja Rap
    Come on now, come on now
[17:58] Yayoihime
    Now that you say it, it's not so bad.
[18:01] Gunma-chan
    Yeah, truth is it's not so bad.
[18:04] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[18:07] Konja Rap
    We raisin' the roof!
[18:08] Konja Rap
    Come on, everybody. Let's get up, get up!
[18:11] Gunma-chan
    Come on now, come on now!
[18:13] Konja Rap
    Yeah!
[18:14] Everyone
    Yeah!
[18:16] Yayoihime
    What just happened?
[18:18] Konja Rap
    We connected and created good vibes.
[18:21] Yayoihime
    So you can speak normally?!
[18:24] Konja Rap
    My name is Konja Rap.
    I'm a free spirit, you know.
[18:27] Yayoihime
    Free spirit?
[18:28] Konja Rap
    It means I'm not bound
    down by anyone, anywhere.
[18:32] Gunma-chan
    Come on!
[18:33] Darumas
    Come on now!
[18:35] Yayoihime
    Stop right there!
[18:38] Yayoihime
    Enough, all of you.
[18:41] Yayoihime
    And you, Konja Rap!
[18:46] Yayoihime
    We all work to create
[18:48] Yayoihime
    A society to support one another
[18:53] Gunma-chan
    Come on now, come on now!
[18:55] Yayoihime
    The spirit of compassion
[18:58] Yayoihime
    Kindness of community
[19:00] Gunma-chan
    Gunma Power!
[19:01] Gunma-chan
    A wonderful force!
[19:03] Yayoihime
    I'll help you all eat Yayoihime and
[19:07] Yayoihime
    be-come ha-ppi-er!
[19:17] Yayoihime
    It's good to live earnestly
[19:21] Yayoihime
    Everyone can work together to...
[19:27] Haniwa A
    Live!
[19:29] Yayoihime
    That's right, we all take
    a mighty step forward
[19:36] Haniwas
    Mighty step forward
[19:38] Yayoihime
    And we find new hope and conviction
[19:43] Yayoihime/Haniwas
    And smile bright!
[20:00] Yayoihime
    Thank you, thank you.
[20:02] Yayoihime
    Thank you so much.
[20:06] Gunma-chan
    That was nice.
[20:11] Konja Rap
    Yo, uh. Can't stop, won't stop here, no.
[20:16] Konja Rap
    That's all fine and this is fine, too
[20:18] Konja Rap
    I say that's fine to all mankind
[20:20] Konja Rap
    It's about liberty, we all are free
[20:24] Konja Rap
    Yayoihime is the best, for sure
[20:26] Konja Rap
    But all strawberries are good and pure
[20:29] Konja Rap
    Super sweet that's all strawberries
[20:31] Yayoihime
    There's only one number one
[20:34] Yayoihime
    That's why it's called number one
[20:37] Konja Rap
    Can't there be more than one perspective?
[20:41] Yayoihime
    Number one is no question Yayoihime.
[20:44] Yayoihime
    But, I suppose... There
    can be other number ones.
[20:49] Gunma-chan/Haniwas
    Come on now, come on now
[20:52] Konja Rap
    My name is Konja Rap
[20:54] Konja Rap
    We boutta conjure trap
[20:55] Konja Rap
    Gunma's the best for sure, the best!
[20:58] Haniwas
    Haniwa-ha-ha! Haniwa-ha-ha!
[21:03] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[21:05] Darumas
    Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
[21:08] Gunma-chan
    You guys are the best!
[21:09] Gunma-chan
    Gunma is the best!
[21:11] Everyone
    Yeah!
[21:13] Konja Rap
    Thank you! You guys are the best!
[21:17] Narrator
    I'm not quite sure what just happened,
[21:19] Narrator
    but dancing and singing
    definitely cheers me up!
[21:23] Gunma-chan
    Konja Rap Power... 100%!
SIGN    Next Episode
[23:03] Narrator
    What kind of dream did you have last night?
[23:06] Narrator
    It can be sad when we have a bad dream,
[23:09] Narrator
    but fun dreams can make us feel happy!
[23:12] Narrator
    The next story is the end of Gunma-chan*,
[23:15] Narrator
    but that might be a dream, too.
[23:17] Narrator
    Either way, it would be nice*
    to remember good dreams forever.
[23:21] Narrator
    Maybe we can have Gunma-chan help
    us with his Gunma Power.
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Go to Space, Gunma-chan!
SIGN    and two others!
[23:25] Narrator
    Things are a little more happy 
    with Gunma-chan*.*
SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan!
[24:10] Gunma-chan
    Hello!