GUNMACHAN This is Hiragana Gunma--a strange place that exists somewhere in the world. While it may be strange, it's also a place of kindness and warmth. Just as there are many different people around you, we see many kinds of strange residents here as well. What might Gunma-chan be up to here in Hiragana Gunma? Season 1 1 - Hello, Gunma-chan! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [01:31] Episode Title Text     "Hello, Gunma-chan!" [01:34] Narrator     Hello, everyone. [01:36] Narrator     This is the land of Gunma. [01:38] Narrator     Ah, not the Gunma written in kanji, but in hiragana. [01:43] Narrator     It may be a bit different     from the Gunma you all know. [01:47] Narrator     That there is Gunma-chan, [01:49] Narrator     the protagonist of our story. [01:52] Narrator     Many things are about to happen here, [01:56] Narrator     but I hope you enjoy our journey. [02:00] Gunma-chan     Nice to meet you. [02:02] Aoma     Why?! I don't get it! [02:05] Aoma     Why don't you ever listen to me, Meemi? [02:08] Meemi     Have you ever stopped     to think that you may be wrong, Aoma? [02:14] Gunma-chan     Aoma! Meemi! What's wrong? [02:18] Meemi     Gunma-chan! Perfect timing. [02:21] Aoma     Gunma-chan, what do you think? [02:25] Aoma     Meemi here says yaki-manju     should have some kind of filling! [02:29] Meemi     Aoma says he doesn't fill     his yaki-manju with anything! [02:34] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [02:36] Narrator     "Yaki-manju" is the soul food of Gunma. [02:39] Narrator     They are steamed buns skewered     with bamboo sticks, [02:41] Narrator     glazed in a sweet miso sauce     and roasted above a fire. [02:43] Narrator     The charred bits are especially delicious. [02:46] Narrator     Apparently, some are filled with     a paste and others aren't. SIGN    With filling SIGN    Without filling [02:49] Aoma     Gunma-chan, can you imagine     eating a yaki-manju with filling? [02:54] Meemi     Gunma-chan, can you imagine     eating a yaki-manju without filling? [03:01] Aoma     There's no way fillings     should be in yaki-manju! [03:04] Meemi     It's not yaki-manju without filling! [03:06] Aoma     No way it needs fillings! [03:07] Meemi     Absolutely must have fillings! [03:09] Aoma     Don't! Need! Them! [03:11] Meemi     Yes! They! Do! [03:12] Aoma     Don't need them! [03:13] Meemi     Yes they do! [03:14] Aoma     Don't need them! [03:15] Meemi     Yes they do! [03:16] Meemi+Aoma     Gunma-chan, which side are you on?! [03:21] Aoma     You like yaki-manju. Is that right, Gunma-chan? [03:26] Meemi     Imagine a perfectly charred yaki-manju. [03:31] Aoma     Now take a big bite! [03:35] Meemi     Isn't it delicious? [03:43] Gunma-chan     It's super yummy! [03:44] Meemi     It had filling, right? [03:47] Aoma     It didn't have any filling, right? [03:51] Meemi+Aoma     Which is it?! [03:53] Narrator     Gunma-chan likes yaki-manju     with and without filling. [03:59] Narrator     Choosing one over the other is impossible. [04:04] Meemi     There's only three of us here, [04:06] Meemi     so you have to decide      and be the tiebreaker! [04:10] Aoma     That's right! [04:11] Aoma     Go ahead and say what you really think! [04:16] Meemi     Which is it? [04:17] Aoma     Which do you like? [04:21] Meemi     Hurry up and answer, Gunma-chan! [04:24] Aoma     Why aren't you saying anything, Gunma-chan? [04:32] Narrator     Gunma-chan didn't feel troubled initially, [04:35] Narrator     but the more he thought,     the more confused he became. [04:39] Narrator     Now he's really in a pickle. [04:42] Aoma     Why do you have to be so headstrong, Meemi?! [04:45] Meemi     What are you talking about? [04:46] Meemi     We're only in this mess     because you're so stubborn! [04:50] Aoma     What did you say?! [04:51] Meemi     You heard me! [04:52] Aoma     You're the one who's wrong, Meemi! [04:54] Meemi     You're wrong, Aoma! [04:55] Aoma     You're wrong, Meemi! [04:56] Meemi     You're wrong, Aoma! [05:10] Narrator     That was when something     awakened inside Gunma-chan... [05:14] Narrator     A power for times of great trouble! [05:28] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [05:31] Narrator     Gunma-chan's unlocked power, that was... [05:36] Narrator     The power to comfort people     who are angry and sooth their hearts. [05:46] Meemi     Hey, I may have been a bit too harsh. [05:51] Aoma     I was just gonna say the same thing about me. [05:54] Meemi     Yaki-manju are good even without filling. [05:58] Aoma     Yaki-manju are good with filling, too. [06:03] Meemi     No, they don't need them. [06:05] Aoma     Yes, they do need them! [06:07] Meemi     No they don't! [06:08] Aoma     Yes they do! [06:09] Meemi     No they don't! [06:10] Aoma     Yes they do! [06:11] Meemi     No they don't! [06:13] Meemi+Aoma     Gunma-chan, which side are you on?! [06:26] Gunma-chan's Mom     Gunma-chan, welcome home! [06:28] Gunma-chan's Mom     You came at just the right time. [06:29] Gunma-chan's Mom     I made some yaki-manju! [06:31] Gunma-chan's Mom     Aoma-chan, Meemi-chan,     would you like some, too? [06:34] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Yay! [06:39] Gunma-chan's Mom     Go ahead and dig in! [06:41] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Let's eat! [06:54] Aoma     This yaki-manju has natto inside it. [06:58] Meemi     This one has curry inside it! [07:00] Gunma-chan     Mine has pickled daikon radish inside it. [07:01] Gunma-chan's Mom     Yaki-manju can either be plain     or have a paste filling, [07:05] Gunma-chan's Mom     but I thought I'd be adventurous today! [07:07] Gunma-chan's Mom     How is it? [07:10] Narrator     The adventurous yaki-manju     made by Gunma-chan's mom [07:14] Narrator     can sometimes lead to awkward results. [07:18] Gunma-chan     It's a little... [07:20] Aoma     Really weird! [07:22] Meemi     I think they're yummy! [07:24] Gunma-chan     I guess yaki-manju can come in all forms. [07:28] Aoma     Yeah, you're right. [07:30] Meemi     I think so, too! [07:38] Gunma-chan     I'm all out of energy... [07:41] Narrator     My, my... [07:42] Narrator     Gunma-chan seems to have worked too     hard and lost his energy power. [07:47] Narrator     But there's no need to worry. [07:51] Narrator     Gunma-chan can regain his lost     power by soaking in a hot spring. [08:00] Gunma-chan     I love hot springs! [08:03] Gunma-chan     Hot Springs Power... 100%! SIGN    Off to Adventure We GO! SIGN    Off to Adventure We GO! [08:11] Episode Title Text     "Off to Adventure We GO!" [08:15] Aoma     It's so nice out today. [08:18] Gunma-chan     Yeah, it is! [08:19] Aoma     There's only one thing     to do on a day like this! [08:27] Aoma     Go on an adventure, of course! [08:30] Gunma-chan     An adventure... [08:34] Gunma-chan     Sounds fun! [08:35] Aoma     It's decided then! Let's go! [08:38] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Gun-gun, gun-gun... [08:42] Gunma-chan+Aoma     The two of us are off, happy as can be [08:49] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Gun-gun, off we go... [08:52] Gunma-chan+Aoma     To the land of Gunma, we're off to see [08:56] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Gun-gun, go, go! [09:05] Aoma     I'm beat from all this adventuring. [09:08] Gunma-chan     But it's fun! [09:10] Aoma     Yeah, you're right! It's tiring but fun! [09:14] Aoma     Alright! We've arrived at a strange hill! [09:17] Gunma-chan     Let's climb it! [09:18] Aoma     Yeah, let's go! [09:20] Aoma     Just a bit more to go... SIGN    ko [09:32] Narrator     The hill they climbed     is called a "kofun". SIGN    fun [09:35] Narrator     What are "kofun" you ask? [09:37] Narrator     Simply put, they are very, very old tombs,     but in Gunma-chan's world... [09:42] Aoma     So refreshing! [09:52] Gunma-chan     Oh, hello there Haniwa-san. [09:55] Haniwa (All)     Hello! [09:57] Gunma-chan     Was this hill your land, Haniwa-san? [10:01] Haniwa A     Well! It's a kofun, so... [10:03] Haniwa B     Yes! It's our land. [10:04] Haniwa C     You entered without permission... [10:07] Haniwa D     Which means... [10:10] Haniwa (All)     We welcome you! [10:16] Haniwa (All)     Haniwa, ha-ha-ha! [10:18] Gunma-chan     They seem to be having fun. [10:20] Aoma     Y-Yeah... [10:21] Haniwa A     We Haniwa are very accepting, after all. [10:25] Haniwa B     Adventurous kids are always welcome! [10:28] Haniwa C     If you are a friend of the Haniwa     with the heart of a child... [10:32] Haniwa D     It will help to spread Haniwa around the world! [10:34] Haniwa D     That's why we were following the two of you! [10:37] Haniwa A;B;C     Shh! [10:39] Haniwa A     Don't give us up like that! [10:41] Haniwa B     That's not for kids to know! [10:42] Gunma-chan     They seem to be having fun. [10:43] Haniwa D     Not really, although we do     want to get to know you better. [10:51] Haniwa A     So you are invited to visit our village. [10:55] Aoma     You mean a village of Haniwa?! [10:57] Gunma-chan     I wanna go! [10:59] Haniwa (All)     Hani-ho! Hani-ho! [11:03] Haniwa A     This is the village of Haniwa! [11:05] Aoma     Whoa! [11:06] Gunma-chan     That's amazing! [11:07] Haniwa A     The Haniwa are a tribe     that live like we did in ancient times. [11:11] Haniwa B     But we've also adapted to the modern era. SIGN    Cashless OK SIGN    Clearance     Sale [11:14] Haniwa C     Which means we're a forward-thinking tribe! [11:20] Gunma-chan     What a big house! [11:22] Haniwa A     Let us introduce you to Kofun-sama,     who governs the Haniwa Tribe. [11:29] Aoma     He's huge! [11:31] Gunma-chan     Hello. [11:33] Kofun-sama     Welcome, children. [11:35] Haniwa A     Kofun-sama, this is Gunma-chan and Aoma. [11:39] Kofun-sama     I see. [11:41] Aoma     He's kinda off-putting. [11:43] Haniwa A     Shush! [11:45] Kofun-sama     Gunma-chan... [11:46] Gunma-chan     Yes? [11:48] Kofun-sama     You're sure gunma be     chan-neling greatness. [11:53] Everyone     What...? [11:55] Gunma-chan     Huh? [11:56] Kofun-sama     Gunma-chan, you're sure gunma     be chan-neling greatness! [12:02] Aoma     What's this dude talking about? [12:05] Kofun-sama     Gunma-chan, you're sure gunma     be chan-neling greatness! [12:11] Gunma-chan     I got it. It's a pun! [12:13] Haniwa B     What?! [12:14] Haniwa C     It's a pun?! [12:18] Haniwa A     You're too funny, Kofun-sama! [12:20] Haniwa B     A legendary pun, indeed! [12:22] Kofun-sama     You... think so? [12:23] Kofun-sama     I mean, of course it was! [12:25] Kofun-sama     Who could possibly think I'm not punny? [12:34] Aoma     What's wrong with everyone? [12:36] Aoma     It wasn't that funny. [12:44] Haniwa A     You've really done it now... [12:46] Kofun-sama     What's that now? [12:48] Kofun-sama     You think my puns aren't funny?! [12:52] Haniwa D     You can't tell him the truth! [12:54] Kofun-sama     Wh-What did you just say?! [13:01] Narrator     That was when something     awakened inside Gunma-chan... [13:05] Narrator     A power for times of great trouble! [13:19] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [13:27] Kofun-sama     What was I getting all worked up about? [13:30] Aoma     W-We're saved... [13:32] Kofun-sama     Oh well, whatever. [13:35] Aoma     You didn't solve the actual problem! [13:38] Haniwa D     Watch out! [13:43] Aoma     He sacrificed himself to save us... [13:45] Gunma-chan     Haniwa-san... [13:46] Haniwa A     Oh, my... [13:47] Haniwa A     There are more pieces than usual... [13:51] Haniwa A     Hey, Repair Team! [13:53] Repair Team     Coming! [14:00] Haniwa D     No worries, everyone. I'm just fine! [14:03] Haniwa D     The life of the Haniwa     is to crack and get repaired. [14:05] Aoma     Wow, he's back to normal! [14:07] Gunma-chan     I had no idea. [14:09] Kofun-sama     Really, how could you not laugh     at my puns, Aoma? [14:13] Kofun-sama     Ah! Oh, mah-y! [14:18] Gunma-chan     That was funny! [14:19] Aoma     Ha... ha... ha... [14:22] Kofun-sama     Right, then! Gather round, all.     It's time to celebrate! [14:27] Haniwa (All)     Haniwa, ha-ha-ha! [14:30] Kofun-sama     Haniwa, ha-ha-ha! [14:34] Gunma-chan     Adventures sure are a lot of fun! [14:36] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Haniwa, ha-ha-ha! [14:38] Narrator     Gunma-chan and Aoma found themselves     a little bit wiser after their adventure. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Haniwa Power... 100%! SIGN    Yayoihime Appears SIGN    Yayoihime Appears SIGN    "Yayoihime Appears!" [14:54] Yayoihime     Strawberries, anyone? [14:56] Yayoihime     They're ripe and delicious! [14:59] Yayoihime     Here you go. [15:05] Girl     So yummy! [15:07] Yayoihime     Right? [15:09] Mother     They really are delicious strawberries. [15:11] Yayoihime     Thank you! [15:13] Yayoihime     These are Yayoihime     strawberries made in Gunma. [15:17] Yayoihime     They have a vibrant color,     a great shape, and are very sweet. [15:21] Mother     The best kind of strawberries are Yayoihime. [15:25] Yayoihime     Thank you! [15:27] Yayoihime     Come again! [15:32] Yayoihime     Hi, there! [15:33] Yayoihime     Would you like to try some strawberries? [15:35] Meemi     Strawberries? [15:36] Yayoihime     That's right! [15:37] Yayoihime     They're delicious     strawberries called Yayoihime. [15:42] Gunma-chan     Who are you? [15:44] Yayoihime     Oh, I'm sorry. [15:46] Yayoihime     My name is Yayoihime. [15:48] Meemi     The same name as your strawberries? [15:52] Gunma-chan     Yayoihime is out to hand     out Yayoihime strawberries. [15:56] Yayoihime     That's right! But... [15:59] Yayoihime     To be precise, my name is in katakana. SIGN    Yayoihime SIGN    And Yayoihime strawberries are in hiragana. SIGN    Yayoihime [16:07] Narrator     I understand that it's a bit complicated,     but that's just the rule here. SIGN    Yayoihime SIGN    Yayoihime [16:11] Narrator     It may come up in an exam     so try to memorize it. [16:16] Yayoihime     It looks like you have some more questions. [16:19] Yayoihime     I'll answer anything you'd like to ask! [16:21] Yayoihime     But before that... [16:23] Yayoihime     Here's a Yayoihime strawberry! [16:25] Meemi     Mom says I shouldn't take     anything from strangers. [16:32] Yayoihime     I suppose, but I did introduce myself. [16:36] Yayoihime     I wouldn't call that a stranger, would you? [16:40] Gunma-chan     That's true! We're acquaintances now. [16:43] Yayoihime     That's right! [16:44] Yayoihime     Here you go. [16:55] Gunma-chan     That's delicious! [16:56] Yayoihime     Right?! [16:58] Yayoihime     Yayoihime strawberries are     in season right now. [17:00] Yayoihime     They're known for their     large size and elegant color. [17:03] Yayoihime     They have a perfect     balance of sweetness and tartness, [17:06] Yayoihime     as well a great shelf life! [17:08] Gunma-chan     Wow, that's awesome! [17:11] Gunma-chan     Can I have more? [17:12] Yayoihime     They sure are! [17:14] Yayoihime     Here's another one. [17:16] Yayoihime     Why don't you have one, too? [17:24] Meemi     It's so good! [17:26] Yayoihime     I told you they were good! [17:28] Yayoihime     Yayoihime really are the best strawberries. [17:32] Yayoihime     They were made at the Gunma     Horticultural Experiment Station by SIGN    Tonehoppe SIGN    Tochiotome SIGN    Tonehoppe SIGN    Yayoihime [17:34] Yayoihime     crossbreeding the Tochiotome     and Tonehoppe brands, [17:36] Yayoihime     and then breeding them again     with the Tonehoppe! [17:40] Yayoihime     Strawberries usually decline     in quality after March, [17:43] Yayoihime     but the Yayoihime keep their     quality even after that! SIGN    Yayoi SIGN    March [17:46] Yayoihime     The "Yayoi" in its name     actually means "March"! [17:48] Yayoihime     You can eat them as they are, [17:50] Yayoihime     but they pair really well with cakes,     parfaits, and smoothies, too! [17:53] Yayoihime     Anyway, they're just     the very best strawberries. [17:56] Gunma-chan     Wow, Yayoihime are amazing! [17:59] Meemi     I bet there's a catch. [18:01] Yayoihime     Aren't you being a bit too skeptical? [18:05] Yayoihime     People are meant to trust each other     and live in a great kingdom. [18:10] Meemi     Kingdom? [18:11] Yayoihime     I'm actually a princess     of the Strawberry Tribe. [18:13] Meemi     I don't believe you. [18:15] Yayoihime     You're really headstrong, aren't you? [18:18] Meemi     My name is Meemi. [18:21] Gunma-chan     And I'm Gunma-chan. [18:25] Yayoihime     You two are a funny pair! [18:27] Yayoihime     I won't forget meeting you two today. [18:31] Gunma-chan     Why's that? [18:32] Yayoihime     Because in the presence     of a real princess... [18:36] Yayoihime     I don't care for this girl Meemi's attitude. [18:40] Gunma-chan     Oh, wow, really? [18:42] Meemi     Now's not the time to be impressed. [18:44] Gunma-chan     It isn't? [18:45] Meemi     Why would a princess be     handing out strawberries anyway? [18:49] Yayoihime     W-Well, that's to... [18:51] Yayoihime     Spread the deliciousness     of Yayoihime, of course! [18:54] Yayoihime     Everyone feels happy after eating Yayoihime. [18:57] Yayoihime     And who wouldn't be glad     to get delicious strawberries [19:00] Yayoihime     from a kind, beautiful person like me? [19:04] Gunma-chan     You're awesome! [19:05] Meemi     I still think she's hiding something. [19:09] Yayoihime     What is it with you, Meemi? [19:12] Meemi     I'd like to ask you     the same thing, Yayoihime! [19:16] Servants     Princess! [19:17] Servants     It's time to go back to the palace! [19:20] Meemi     Well that's a surprise! [19:22] Meemi     She really was a princess. [19:27] Yayoihime     I was just disrespected by     some random kid and I'm furious! [19:31] Gunma-chan     What is she saying? [19:33] Yayoihime     Nothing at all! [19:35] Meemi     She's hiding something... [19:37] Yayoihime     Today is by far the worst,     most awful day of my life! [19:41] Servants     We're sorry, truly sorry, princess! [19:48] Narrator     That was when something     awakened inside Gunma-chan... [19:51] Narrator     A power for times of great trouble! [20:06] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [20:12] Yayoihime     Now that I think of it,     it was a wonderful day! [20:14] Yayoihime     I got to meet Gunma-chan and Meemi! [20:17] Servants     We have prepared your special     Yayoihime parfait at the palace! [20:22] Yayoihime     How wonderful! [20:23] Yayoihime     Then we better get going. [20:25] Yayoihime     So long! [20:29] Meemi     I really thought there was     something shady going on, [20:31] Meemi     but I guess I was just overthinking. [20:37] Gunma-chan+Meemi     So good! [20:40] Meemi     But something still feels off. [20:46] Yayoihime     Mirror, mirror, answer me     if you hear my call. [20:52] Mirror     Yayoihime-sama, what would you like to know? [20:55] Yayoihime     Tell me, mirror. [20:56] Yayoihime     Which strawberry is     the most delicious of them all? [21:00] Mirror     Of course, that would be Tochi—me. [21:04] Yayoihime     You wanna get smashed into bits, huh? [21:06] Yayoihime     Stupid mirror... [21:08] Mirror     What? No, wait! [21:12] Mirror 2     That would be Yayoihime. [21:17] Yayoihime     See! Yayoihime really are     the best strawberries! [21:20] Yayoihime     See you all again someday! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Yayoihime Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     Did you enjoy the first     episode of Gunma-chan? [23:06] Narrator     There are still many exciting     places in Hiragana Gunma! [23:12] Narrator     Oh, it seems as though Gunma-chan is bored. [23:16] Narrator     It looks like he can't leave     because of the rain. [23:20] Narrator     Let's hope he can find     something fun to do... SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Haniwa Concert SIGN    and two others! [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan. [24:07] ---     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] ---     Hello! 2 - What to Do on Sunday? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    What to Do on Sunday? SIGN    What to Do on Sunday? [01:30] Gunma-chan     "What to Do on Sunday?" [01:42] Gunma-chan     Rain... [02:01] Gunma-chan     It's still raining... [02:04] Mom     They say it's supposed to rain all day. [02:07] Gunma-chan     Aww! [02:08] Mom     I was hoping to go to the park together, [02:10] Mom     since it's my day off, but... [02:14] Gunma-chan     Yeah... [02:17] Dad     Gunma-chan, looks like     you could use some fun. [02:20] Yuumi     Onii-chan, let's play! [02:23] Gunma-chan     Like what? [02:24] Dad     All four of us are home today,     so there's plenty we can do! [02:28] Yuumi     I'm excited! [02:29] Mom     Any ideas, Gunma-chan? [02:33] Gunma-chan     Fun games... Fun games... [02:37] Yuumi+Dad+Mom     That's right! [02:38] Gunma-chan     Fun... Fun... [02:42] Yuumi+Dad+Mom     That's right! [02:44] Gunma-chan     Fun... Fun... [02:48] Yuumi+Dad+Mom     That's right! [02:58] Yuumi+Dad+Mom     Gunma-chan?! [02:59] Gunma-chan     That wasn't fun. [03:01] Yuumi     Are you okay, Onii-chan? [03:03] Gunma-chan     It's not fair to make     me the one who decides! [03:07] Dad     Then what should we do? [03:12] Gunma-chan     From now, you're Gunma-chan! [03:14] Dad     What? [03:15] Gunma-chan     And mom, you're Yuumi. [03:17] Mom     Oh, my... [03:18] Gunma-chan     I'll be Dad, and Yuumi, you're Mom! [03:22] Yuumi     Huh? [03:23] Dad     I see, we're role-playing! [03:25] Mom     That sounds fun! [03:27] Yuumi     Let's do it! [03:29] Gunma-chan     You see, we already are. [03:31] Gunma-chan     I am Dad. [03:33] Gunma-chan     Dad to Gunma-chan and Yuumi. [03:37] Yuumi     I am Gunma-chan and Yuumi's Mom! [03:42] Dad     I'm Gunma-chan. [03:44] Dad     I wonder what we should do today? [03:46] Mom     Oh, Onii-chan! How could you forget? [03:48] Mom     We're role-playing today! [03:51] Dad     Oh, were we? [03:53] Gunma-chan     What's wrong, Gunma-chan? [03:55] Gunma-chan     Are we being a bit forgetful? [03:56] Yuumi     My, my. Kids will be kids. [04:02] Yuumi     Oh dear, your stomach is rumbling. [04:06] Gunma-chan     Yes, honey, I'm getting hungry. [04:09] Yuumi     Huh? Oh... [04:10] Yuumi     Mom would like Yuumi to make us something... [04:14] Mom     Yuumi doesn't wanna! [04:18] Yuumi     Huh? [04:19] Mom     Mom, you can make something! [04:21] Dad     Yeah! [04:23] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan, why don't you go     buy some candy at the store? [04:27] Dad     Can I have some money, Dad? [04:30] Gunma-chan     M-Money?! [04:31] Dad     Kids need adults to give them an allowance! [04:34] Mom     Yuumi wants some, too! [04:37] Dad+Mom     Allowance, please! [04:39] Dad+Mom     Allowance, please! [04:41] Dad+Mom     Allowance, please! [04:43] Dad+Mom     Please, pl-ea-se! [04:47] Gunma-chan     No more playing Dad! [04:49] Mom     But, our allowance... [04:52] ---     Gunma-chan [04:52] ---     Yuumi [04:52] ---     Dad [04:52] ---     Mom [04:53] Gunma-chan     From now, I'll be Mom. [04:55] ---     Mom [04:56] Gunma-chan     Yuumi is Gunma-chan. [04:56] ---     Gunma-chan [04:58] Gunma-chan     Dad, you're Yuumi, and Mom is Dad. [04:59] ---     Yuumi [05:01] ---     Dad [05:02] Gunma-chan     Dear, Gunma-chan looks like he's hungry. [05:07] Mom     Is that so, Gunma-chan? [05:09] Yuumi     I'm not that hungry. [05:12] Gunma-chan     Huh?! [05:13] Dad     See, Mom? [05:15] Dad     Onii-chan says he isn't that hungry. [05:22] Gunma-chan     That can't be right! [05:23] Gunma-chan     I heard Gunma-chan's stomach     rumbling just a while ago! [05:26] Dad     That wasn't Onii-chan, that was Mom. [05:30] Yuumi     That's right, it wasn't me. [05:34] Mom     You were thinking     of the wrong person, honey. [05:44] Gunma-chan     No more playing Mom! [05:45] Dad     So what next? [05:48] Mom     What do you say? [05:49] Yuumi     Tell us! Tell us! [05:51] Dad     What should we do? [05:52] Mom     What should we do? [05:53] Yuumi     What should we do? [05:55] Dad+Mom+Yuumi     What should we do? [06:02] Gunma-chan     Dad, you're Gunma-chan! [06:05] Gunma-chan     Mom, you're Gunma-chan! [06:07] Mom     Me too? [06:08] Gunma-chan     Yuumi, you're Gunma-chan! [06:11] Gunma-chan     And I'm Gunma-chan! [06:14] ---     Gunma-chan [06:15] ---     Gunma-chan [06:16] ---     Gunma-chan [06:17] ---     Gunma-chan [06:23] Gunma-chan     Rain... [06:28] Yuumi     Rain... [06:34] Mom     Rain... [06:39] Dad     Rain... [06:53] Dad     It's still raining... [06:55] Mom     It's still raining... [06:57] Yuumi     It's still raining... [06:59] Gunma-chan     It's still raining... [07:30] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [07:35] Narrator     In all honesty, there     wasn't much healing to do today. [07:39] Narrator     But "Gunma Power" just     has a nice ring to it. [07:44] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's Dad, [07:47] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's Mom, [07:49] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's little sister, Yuumi. [07:52] Gunma-chan     And Gunma-chan! [07:59] Gunma-chan     Even rainy days are fun with family! [08:03] Dad+Mom+Yuumi     Sure is! [08:04] Gunma-chan+Family     Hot Springs Power... 100%! SIGN    Factories Are Awesome! SIGN    Factories Are Awesome! [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Factories Are Awesome!" [08:14] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan and his friends [08:16] Narrator     have come to visit Tomioka Factory along     with a friend of his mom's, Kiryu-san, [08:21] Narrator     who works as a fashion designer. [08:24] Kiryu-san     Here we are at the     historical Tomioka Factory. [08:28] Kiryu-san     This is where raw thread is made     and turned into silk fabric, [08:31] Kiryu-san     which later becomes the material     for all kinds of clothing. [08:35] Aoma     Wow, that's so cool! And it's huge! [08:38] Meemi     I've always known about this factory,     but it's my first time visiting. [08:41] Gunma-chan     I'm excited! [08:45] Kiryu-san     Alright, let's go inside. [08:48] Kiryu-san     This is Tomioka Factory's director... [08:51] Francoise     Bonjour! [08:53] Francoise     I'm Francoise, director of the Tomioka Factory. [08:58] Aoma     Banjo...? [09:00] Meemi     I doubt it... [09:03] Kiryu-san     "Bonjour" is a French greeting. [09:06] Aoma     You're French?! [09:07] Francoise     Non, non. [09:09] Francoise     I'm actually from Gunma, born and raised. [09:13] Meemi     She doesn't look it... [09:16] Kiryu-san     She'll be our guide for the factory tour. [09:19] Francoise     Nice to meet you all. [09:21] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Nice to meet you, too! [09:29] Francoise     First, we grow mulberry leaves     to raise silkworms [09:32] Francoise     so we can extract raw silk thread. [09:34] Aoma     You need mulberry leaves     and silkworms for thread?! [09:38] Meemi     You didn't know that? [09:41] Gunma-chan     I didn't know, either... [09:43] Kiryu-san     Silkworms that eat lots of delicious [09:45] Kiryu-san     mulberry leaves make cocoons. [09:47] Narrator     Just like this. [09:49] Narrator     It's a very lengthy, difficult process. [09:53] Francoise     We boil these cocoons     and turn them into thread. [10:06] Francoise     The factory is run by our many Lady Ants. [10:10] Aoma     Wow, they're so cool! [10:13] Meemi     And the sounds! [10:14] Gunma-chan     There's so many workers. [10:18] Francoise     This factory operates     solely under these Lady Ants. [10:23] Kiryu-san     Under Factory Director Francoise, [10:26] Kiryu-san     these Lady Ants work together to create [10:28] Kiryu-san     magnificent, high-quality silk. [10:32] Kiryu-san     I'm so indebted to her hard work. [10:36] Francoise     Not at all, mademoiselle! [10:44] Francoise     And that is how silk fabric is made! [10:47] Meemi     It's so gorgeous and sparkly! [10:50] Aoma     So this is silk! It's so smooth. [10:53] Gunma-chan     I like silk. [10:56] Kiryu-san     And now comes my part as a fashion designer! [11:07] Kiryu-san     My hope is to bring joy     to people who wear my clothes, [11:13] Kiryu-san     so they may spend their     day full of happiness. [11:16] Francoise     Which we all work to support! [11:28] Meemi     What a wonderful factory. [11:30] Aoma     I'm glad we came! [11:32] Gunma-chan     Working sounds fun! [11:39] Francoise     It's time for lunch! [11:41] Kiryu-san     Why don't you all join us? [11:44] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Yay! [11:49] Meemi     So good! [11:50] Gunma-chan     Mhmm. [11:50] Aoma     I'm glad we came! [11:52] Lady Ant A     Are you all visitors? [11:54] Gunma-chan     That's right. [11:55] Meemi     This factory is so neat, [11:58] Meemi     thanks to Francoise-san. [12:00] Lady Ant A     That's true, of course, but... [12:03] Lady Ant B+C+D     Right! [12:06] Lady Ant A     A factory is like a living thing. [12:09] Lady Ant B     And we're basically     the blood running through it. [12:14] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi     What do you mean? [12:15] Lady Ant A     A factory can only run     when each and every person [12:19] Lady Ant A     works hard to keep it going. [12:21] Lady Ant B     We always work together     to fix all kinds of problems! [12:26] Lady Ant C     Five days a week, zero overtime! [12:28] Lady Ant C     Bonuses twice a year! [12:31] All Lady Ants     All for one and one for all! [12:35] All Lady Ants     Lady Ants, united we stand! [12:39] Aoma     That's some amazing teamwork. [12:41] Gunma-chan     Working sounds fun! [12:44] Lady Ant A     Factory Director Francoise     gave herself that name, [12:49] Lady Ant A     but her real name is Tami. SIGN    Francoise SIGN    Francoise SIGN    Tami [12:55] Lady Ant A     She's just a fan of France. [12:57] Lady Ant A     I think Tami is cooler, though. [13:00] Lady Ant B     Tami-san is skilled and very smart, [13:03] Lady Ant B     so we're more like comrades     than boss and subordinates. [13:07] All Lady Ants     All for one and one for all! [13:10] All Lady Ants     Lady Ants, united we stand! [13:17] Lady Ant C     That's how we keep     the factory running smoothly. [13:21] Lady Ant A     All thanks to us Lady Ants. [13:23] Francoise     Is that so? [13:26] Lady Ant A     Director?! [13:27] Francoise     Lunch is over, everyone! [13:30] Francoise     Let's keep up the great     work in the afternoon! [13:31] Lady Ant A     Yes, ma'am! [13:32] All Lady Ants     Yes, ma'am! [13:36] Francoise     Our Lady Ants really are     the best of the best. [13:40] Kiryu-san     It's all thanks to you, Francoise-san. [13:43] Francoise     Not at all. I haven't done anything. [13:49] Francoise     It's all thanks to their hard work. [13:52] Francoise     I'm only here because     of our hardworking Lady Ants. [13:56] Francoise     I am a Lady Ant myself, after all. [14:05] Mom     Gunma-chan, how was Tomioka Factory? [14:08] Gunma-chan     It was so much fun! [14:10] Gunma-chan     I can't wait to grow up and work. [14:14] Mom     I'm glad you had fun. [14:21] Gunma-chans     All for one and one for all! [14:25] Gunma-chans     Gunma-chans, united we stand! [14:32] Gunma-chan     Let's get to work... [14:36] Mom     You must have had a wonderful day. [14:39] Mom     Good night. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Lady Ants Power... 100%! SIGN    Haniwa Concert SIGN    Haniwa Concert SIGN    "Haniwa Concert." [14:56] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa-niwa-niwa [14:58] Audience     Three! [14:59] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa-niwa-niwa [15:00] Audience     Misses! [15:01] Kan     I'm a cute little Haniwa girl [15:03] Audience     Sure are! [15:04] Non     You're a mighty fine Haniwa yourself [15:06] Audience     That's right! [15:07] Maya     Why don't we all dance until morning [15:09] Audience     Say what?! [15:10] Three Misses     Keep on dancing from morning to night [15:11] Audience     All day! [15:13] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa niwa-niwa [15:17] Audience     Three! [15:18] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa! Niwa-niwa [15:21] Audience     Misses! [15:28] Aoma     A Haniwa idol unit? [15:31] Meemi     They're super popular among     the Haniwa Tribe right now. [15:34] Meemi     They say there isn't a single     Haniwa who doesn't know them. [15:36] Aoma     They're that popular?! [15:38] Meemi     Apparently. [15:39] Gunma-chan     I'm excited! [15:41] Haniwa A     Hello, Gunma-chan! [15:41] ---     Three Misses     Concert [15:41] ---     Three Misses [15:44] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Hello! [15:46] Gunma-chan     Thank you for inviting us     to the Three Misses concert today. [15:51] Haniwa A     Thanks for coming. [15:51] ---     Three Misses     Concert [15:53] Haniwa B     Welcome to our festival. [15:55] Haniwa C     We're glad you came! [15:56] ---     Three Misses Concert [15:56] ---     Three Misses [15:56] ---     Three Misses SIGN    Candied Apples SIGN    Cotton Candy SIGN    Bouncy Balls SIGN    Three Misses SIGN    Non SIGN    Kan SIGN    Yakisoba SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Kan SIGN    Non SIGN    Maya [15:58] Meemi     The Three Misses sure are popular. [16:02] Haniwa A     They're not just idols, they're goddesses! [16:05] Haniwa B     We've endured hard labor day     in and day out all for today! [16:09] Haniwa C     One could say it's our reason to live. SIGN    Special Yakisoba SIGN    Gunma's Famous SIGN    Yaki-manju SIGN    House Recipe SIGN    Cotton Candy [16:14] Haniwa Salesman     Original photos of the Three Misses anyone? SIGN    Kan SIGN    Non SIGN    Maya SIGN    Three Misses SIGN    Non SIGN    Misses SIGN    Three SIGN    Misses [16:17] Haniwa Salesman     We've got glow sticks too! [16:19] Haniwa Salesman     They change into three colors! [16:22] Haniwa A     So Gunma-chan, who is your "oshi"? [16:26] Gunma-chan     ...Oshi? [16:27] Aoma     He means who's your     favorite in the Three Misses? [16:30] Gunma-chan     My favorite? [16:34] Meemi     Well, how do you expect him to know? [16:36] Meemi     Today is his first day seeing them! [16:38] Aoma     Good point. [16:40] Gunma-chan     I don't know any of them. [16:41] Haniwa B     N-Not one...? [16:43] Haniwa C     of them...? [16:45] Gunma-chan     Nope. None of them. [16:47] Haniwa B+C+D     Unbelievable! [16:50] Haniwa A     You all are missing out in life! [16:53] Haniwa B     We still have time before the concert! [16:55] Haniwa C     We must teach you! [16:57] Haniwa D     The ways of the Three Misses! [17:01] Gunma-chan     Okay, please do. SIGN    Three Misses SIGN    san nin do jo [17:05] Haniwa A     Allow me to explain. [17:06] Haniwa A     The Three Misses are     a three-person idol group of Haniwa. [17:11] Haniwa A     On the left is the pure and innocent Kan. [17:14] Haniwa A     Her image color is yellow. [17:15] Kan     Yeah! [17:16] Haniwa B     In the center is Non,     the always energetic leader! [17:21] Haniwa B     Her image color is pink. [17:22] Non     That's me! [17:23] Haniwa C     And on the right is Maya,     she's the mom and glue of the group. [17:27] Haniwa C     Her image color is green. [17:28] Maya     Alright! [17:29] Haniwa A+B+C     Together they are the super     Haniwa idol unit: Three Misses! [17:34] Three Misses     Yay! [17:35] Gunma-chan     Got it... [17:37] Gunma-chan     So, who's all your oshi? [17:39] Haniwa A     Kan! [17:41] Haniwa B     Non! [17:42] Haniwa C     Maya! [17:46] Gunma-chan     What about you? [17:48] Haniwa D     Mine... is... [17:52] Gunma-chan     Yours is... SIGN    Three SIGN    Misses [17:55] Haniwa D     I'm a hako-oshi! [17:56] Gunma-chan     Hako-oshi? [17:58] Meemi     It means he likes the group as a whole. [18:01] Aoma     That's allowed, too?! [18:03] Haniwa A     Of course it is! SIGN    Three SIGN    Misses [18:04] Haniwa A     That's a valid choice     if you're a fan of the group. [18:07] Meemi     That makes it much easier to become a fan! [18:10] Aoma     Yeah! [18:11] Haniwa A     Anyone who wants to support     the Three Misses is welcome! [18:15] Haniwa B     We've prepared VIP seats for you three. SIGN    Misses SIGN    Three [18:18] Haniwa C     Please go and... [18:20] Haniwa D     Enjoy the concert! [18:21] Gunma-chan     We will! SIGN    Three Misses [18:24] Haniwa MC     Thank you for waiting patiently. [18:26] Haniwa MC     We will now commence our Three     Misses Concert in Haniwa Village! [18:34] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa-niwa-niwa [18:36] Audience     Three! [18:37] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa-niwa-niwa [18:39] Audience     Misses! [18:40] Kan     I'm a cute little Haniwa girl [18:42] Audience     Sure are! [18:43] Non     You're a mighty fine Haniwa yourself [18:45] Audience     That's right! [18:45] Maya     Why don't we all dance until morning [18:47] Audience     Say what?! [18:48] Three Misses     Keep on dancing from morning to night [18:50] Audience     All day! [18:51] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa niwa-niwa [18:56] Audience     Three! [18:57] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa! Niwa-niwa [19:00] Audience     Misses! [19:05] Aoma     That was awesome! [19:06] Aoma     I was totally knocked out by Non! [19:08] Meemi     I was captivated by Kan. [19:11] Gunma-chan     I might be a hako-oshi... [19:12] Haniwa D     Welcome, friend! [19:14] Narrator     The Misses were cheered on passionately [19:18] Narrator     for the next two hours     as they sang twenty more songs. [19:21] Audience     Encore! Encore! Encore! [19:30] Kan     Thank you all for coming     to our concert today! [19:34] Non     It was brief, but we're so happy     to have shared it with you! [19:39] Maya     Please enjoy our encore!     The song title is... [19:42] Maya     "Late-night Haniwa Dance" [19:46] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa-niwa-niwa [19:48] Audience     Three! [19:49] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa-niwa-niwa [19:51] Audience     Misses! [20:07] Meemi     Gunma-chan, is that... dancing? [20:09] Haniwa Mob     What is that cool dance you're doing? [20:11] Haniwa D     It's so... new! [20:14] Meemi     What's happening?! [20:15] Aoma     Everyone's dancing! [20:18] Meemi     It's starting to make us want to dance, too! [20:22] Kofun-sama     Gunma-chan, you've got some moves! [20:25] Meemi     Oh, it's Kofun-sama! [20:28] Haniwa D     Thank you, Gunma-chan. [20:29] Haniwa D     You really got the vibes going! [20:34] Aoma     Look! The cracks are starting to heal! [20:36] Haniwa A     It's the Three Misses Power! [20:40] Haniwa D     All healed! [20:42] Haniwa D     The Haniwa Tribe heals their cracks with [20:44] Haniwa D     the power of song from the Three Misses! [20:48] Narrator     Oh, my. [20:49] Narrator     It looks as though there's no need     for Gunma-chan's Gunma Power this time. [20:53] Gunma-chan     I spent my energy dancing today! [20:58] Narrator     After the concert,     Gunma-chan, Meemi, and Aoma [21:01] Narrator     joined the Three Misses fan club,     shook hands with the Misses, [21:04] Narrator     bought tons of fan     merchandise, and went home. [21:07] Aoma     Non was great at singing. [21:10] Meemi     Kan and Maya were so cute, too! [21:13] Gunma-chan     I love the Three Misses! [21:16] Haniwa A     Now we're true friends at heart! [21:19] Narrator     It's wonderful to have things you enjoy. [21:23] Gunma-chan     Three Misses Power... 100%! [22:59] ---     Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     Did you enjoy this episode of Gunma-chan*? [23:06] Narrator     Allow me to offer you three key phrases     to enjoy Gunma-chan even more: [23:13] Narrator     "Thirst for Knowledge", "Escapism", "Diversity". [23:16] Narrator     Study these words ahead of time and you'll*     have even more fun in the next episode. [23:21] Narrator     Of course, it should be tons     of fun even if you don't. [23:24] ---     Next Episode [23:24] ---     Teach Us! Oh Wise One [23:24] ---     and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [24:07] ---     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] ---     Hello! 3 - Teach Us! Oh Wise One Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Teach Us! Oh Wise One SIGN    Teach Us! Oh Wise One [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Teach Us! Oh Wise One." [01:34] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan is visiting a friend. [01:39] Narrator     It seems like this friend     is a bit... strange. [01:52] Gunma-chan     Hello, Wise One! [01:55] Wise One     Hello, Gunma-chan. [01:59] Narrator     This man is the Wise One. [02:02] Narrator     He has a reputation of knowing everything, [02:05] Narrator     but supposedly, he doesn't     like interacting with people. [02:08] Gunma-chan     I'm here because there's tons I wanna know. [02:11] Wise One     Is that so? [02:14] Wise One     You're a very highly curious child. [02:17] Gunma-chan     Highly curious? [02:19] Wise One     It means you long to know many things. [02:23] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I do wanna know many things. [02:27] Wise One     Well, that is a noble trait. [02:29] Wise One     Curiosity leads to the evolution of man. [02:32] Gunma-chan     Evolution? [02:34] Wise One     It means... to progress forward. [02:38] Gunma-chan     Ohh... [02:47] Wise One     So what would you like to know today? [02:51] Gunma-chan     The day after today is tomorrow, right? [02:53] Wise One     Why, yes. [02:55] Gunma-chan     And once it's tomorrow,     that day becomes today, right? [02:59] Wise One     Of course. [03:00] Gunma-chan     So, if today isn't actually today, [03:03] Gunma-chan     and tomorrow is also today, [03:05] Gunma-chan     would that make every day "today"? [03:16] Wise One     Gunma-chan will one day     become an adult, right? [03:19] Gunma-chan     That's right. I can't wait to grow up. [03:23] Wise One     Gunma-chan as a child     and Gunma-chan as an adult... [03:27] Wise One     One and the same,     but also different, are they not? [03:30] Wise One     This day we call today is here and now. [03:32] Wise One     And while tomorrow     and the day after that will [03:35] Wise One     also be called "today",     they are completely different. [03:39] Wise One     Every day is a new and beautiful "today". [03:43] Wise One     By the time you grow up, Gunma-chan, [03:46] Wise One     there will be another "today"     with you as an adult. [03:55] Gunma-chan     This is fun! [03:58] Wise One     Knowledge helps us to see     the world around us better. [04:03] Gunma-chan     Wise One? [04:06] Gunma-chan     Are you happy here? [04:11] Wise One     That's a difficult question. [04:14] Wise One     What do we mean by "happiness"? [04:21] Wise One     When we eat delicious food, we feel...? [04:25] Gunma-chan     Happy... [04:27] Wise One     When we play games     with our friends, we feel... [04:30] Gunma-chan     Happy. [04:31] Wise One     When Gunma's skies are clear and blue, [04:33] Wise One     and we see people smiling     in the streets, we feel... [04:37] Gunma-chan     Happy! [04:39] Wise One     That's right. [04:42] Wise One     "Happiness" is something we feel. [04:51] Wise One     So yes, indeed. I am happy. [04:56] Gunma-chan     Great! [05:12] Gunma-chan     Don't you run out of things you wanna know? [05:17] Wise One     Not at all. [05:19] Wise One     The more you learn     about what you want to know, [05:22] Wise One     the more you find other     things you want to know. [05:26] Wise One     Does this interest you? [05:27] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [05:28] Wise One     What's important is to yearn for knowledge, [05:30] Wise One     and then also to find     interest in what we learn. [05:36] Gunma-chan     Right. [05:39] Wise One     And for me, I find great joy     in speaking with you like this. [05:45] Gunma-chan     Really? [05:46] Wise One     It's not only about gaining knowledge. [05:48] Wise One     There's far greater joy in sharing     what you've learned with others. [05:59] Narrator     It seems Gunma-chan can awaken his [06:02] Narrator     Gunma Power when he     is feeling happy, as well. [06:16] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [06:36] Gunma-chan     Learning's so fun! [06:39] Wise One     Cherish the friends you've met, [06:42] Wise One     and get to know them as best as you can. [06:44] Gunma-chan     Is there an end to wanting to learn? [06:47] Wise One     No, there isn't. [06:50] Gunma-chan     So if there's no end, it lasts forever? [06:53] Wise One     It lasts forever and ever. [06:55] Gunma-chan     And ever and ever and ever? [06:57] Wise One     And ever and ever and ever and ever. [07:00] Gunma-chan     And ever and ever and ever     and ever and ever? [07:03] Wise One     And ever and ever and ever     and ever and ever and ever! [07:08] Gunma-chan     So much fun! [07:10] Wise One     By the way, Gunma-chan. [07:12] Gunma-chan     What is it? [07:13] Wise One     The next time that you come by,     could you bring me something to eat? [07:22] Wise One     In order to gain as much     knowledge as possible, [07:24] Wise One     I recommend eating abundantly, getting     proper sleep, and a stress-free lifestyle. [07:31] Gunma-chan     Okay! [07:37] Gunma-chan     Gun-gun-gun, gun-gun-gun, gun-gun. [07:41] Gunma-chan     I'm home! [07:43] Mom/Dad     Welcome home! [07:46] Narrator     The more eager you are to learn, [07:49] Narrator     the more fun you have in the world. [07:52] Narrator     I hope you all do as Gunma-chan did, [07:54] Narrator     and ask questions, think hard,     and have fun with friends. [07:58] Narrator     That way, tomorrow's "today" may     turn out to be a little more fun. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Wise One Power... 100%! SIGN    Stars Have It Rough SIGN    Stars Have It Rough [08:11] Gunma-chan     "Stars Have It Rough." [08:17] Gunma-chan     Gun-gun gun-gu-gun. [08:20] Gunma-chan     Gun-gun gu-gu-gu-gun-ma-ma-ma. [08:42] Gunma-chan     Hello. [08:49] Gunma-chan     Hello! [08:54] Gunma-chan     Can you all not hear me? [08:57] Tama     Sorry, man. [08:59] Tama     We just don't feel like talking     to anyone right now. [09:05] Nora     I get it. [09:06] Nora     You came up to us cause you know who we are. [09:11] Gunma-chan     Nope. [09:13] Meows     What?! [09:14] Tora     You dunno who we are?! [09:19] Tama     W-Well... I guess it's natural that [09:20] Tama     kids can't tell who we are     without our group pose! [09:24] Tama     Fine then, let's go everyone! [09:29] Tama     The handsome lead vocal, Tama! [09:32] Nora     The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora! [09:35] Tora     The cool and collected bassist, Tora! [09:39] Buchi     The mohawk drummer, Buchi! [09:42] Meows     We are the rock band, the Meows! [09:45] Meows     Meow! [09:47] Tama     Got it? [09:48] Tama     We're the Meows, we're superstars! [09:53] Gunma-chan     I don't get it. [09:55] Tama     You don't?! [09:58] Tora     Maybe we're not that popular among kids. [10:02] Nora     Even though we've worked so hard... [10:07] Narrator     This is Gunma's popular     rock band, The Meows. [10:12] Narrator     Their concert tickets     constantly sell out instantly. [10:16] Narrator     What could they be so distressed about? [10:21] Gunma-chan     Are you worried about something? [10:23] Tama     Fine then, I'll tell you about our story... [10:27] Tama     Nora and I have been friends     since back in elementary school. [10:31] Tama     In high school, we decided to form     a band together along with... SIGN    Ramen [10:34] Nora     Tora from my part-time job... [10:36] Tora     And Buchi, who was a street     player in front of the station. SIGN    Welcome to      Gunma [10:39] Tama     We've been through a lot     since then, up to our big debut. [10:43] Nora     Our debut single "Scratch the Post!" SIGN    Scratch the Post! [10:45] Nora     Our second single "Straight Up Cat." SIGN    Straight Up Cat [10:47] Nora     And with our third single, "The World for the Meows"... SIGN    The World for the Meows [10:50] Tora     We were on our way to stardom... [10:53] Tama     So many interviews, [10:55] Tama     photoshoots, [10:56] Tama     and fan merch. [10:57] Nora     We even fought our management company [10:59] Nora     when they tried to take advantage of us. [11:02] Tama     Adults were always trying to do us dirty, [11:04] Tama     but we never let them get away with it. [11:06] Buchi     All for the sake of our band. [11:09] Tama/Nora/Tora     That's right. [11:12] Tama     We worked really, really hard. [11:14] Nora     And finally got to where we are. [11:16] Gunma-chan     So everything's fine, then? [11:19] Buchi     But... [11:21] Tama     I can't come up with any more lyrics! [11:23] Nora     I can't think of any melodies! [11:25] Tora     I can't make up any arrangements! [11:27] Buchi     And I can't clean my room. [11:31] Gunma-chan     That sounds hard. [11:33] Tama     We start recording tomorrow! [11:36] Nora     Then we perform in front of 20,000 people at [11:39] Nora     Gunma Messe to feature our new song! [11:41] Tora     Of course, tickets are completely sold out! [11:43] Buchi     But we haven't made a single song. [11:57] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [12:05] Tama     Wow, I'm suddenly feeling really motivated! [12:08] Nora     Me too... [12:09] Tora     Come to think of it, I can arrange anything as long     as there's an original song to start off from! [12:12] Buchi     I think I can clean my room! [12:15] Gunma-chan     That's good. [12:19] Tama     On second thought, writing lyrics     isn't about motivation. [12:22] Tama     It's like speaking with     a divine voice inside you. [12:25] Nora     Writing songs is a form of art. [12:28] Nora     There has to be something     that sparks within you and... [12:31] Nora     "Boom, pow, wham!" [12:34] Nora     Something starts to click... [12:36] Tora     So no arrangements, then. [12:39] Buchi     I can't clean my room... [12:44] Narration     This is quite the pickle for Gunma-chan! [12:46] Narration     His healing power can't quite measure up [12:48] Narration     against the slump that these artists are in. [12:53] Gunma-chan     Then... [12:54] Meows     Then? [12:55] Gunma-chan     You all can... [12:57] Meows     We all can? [12:59] Gunma-chan     Take a break? [13:02] Meows     A break...? [13:04] Tama     There's no way we can do that! [13:05] Tama     If we go against our contract,     that'll cost us a fortune! [13:09] Nora     The press and social media     and that whatcha-ma-call-it-Tube [13:12] Nora     will rip us to bits and we     won't ever get to perform again! [13:14] Tora     They'll come for our parents,     relatives, and siblings, too ya know! [13:19] Buchi     I'll get kicked out of my house     before I can even clean... [13:24] Gunma-chan     That would stink. [13:26] Tama     Stink. [13:27] Nora     Stink. [13:28] Tora     Stink. [13:29] Buchi     Stink. [13:31] Tama/Nora     Stink. [13:33] Tora/Buchi     Stink. [13:34] Tama/Buchi     Stink. [13:36] Nora/Tora     Stink. [13:37] Meows     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [13:40] Meows     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [13:43] Meows     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [13:45] Meows     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [13:46] Gunma-chan     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [13:49] Gunma-chan     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [13:51] Tama     We are! [13:52] Nora     A team! [13:53] Tora     Meows! [13:53] Buchi     Sing it! [13:54] Meows     Love! Always! Meows! Rock! [13:59] Gunma-chan     So cool! [14:01] Tama     I'm starting to see the light. [14:03] Nora     Yeah, me too. [14:04] Tora     I think we've got something. [14:06] Buchi     I bet kids will like this song, too... [14:10] Gunma-chan     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [14:13] Gunma-chan     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [14:16] Gunma-chan     Stink, stink, stiiiink, stink! [14:19] Meows     Meow! SIGN    Gunma Messe SIGN    Gunma Messe SIGN    Gunma Messe [14:24] Tama     Thanks for coming today, everyone! [14:27] Tama     Before our next song,     there's someone we wanna thank. [14:31] Tama     Gunma-chan, thanks man! [14:33] Tama     Alright, from our new album! [14:37] Tama     "This Stinks, Little Kitty!" [14:39] Tama     One, two! One, two, three, four! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Meows Power... 100%! SIGN    Secrets of the Mirrors SIGN    Secrets of the Mirrors [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Secrets of the Mirrors." [14:54] Yayoihime     Mirror, mirror, answer me     if you hear my call. [14:58] Mirror 1     What would you like to know? [14:59] Yayoihime     Which strawberry is     the most delicious of them all? [15:03] Mirror 1     That would be Yayoihime. [15:06] Yayoihime     Why, of course, it is! [15:08] Yayoihime     Now, I better drink my Yayoihime     smoothie and get to bed! [15:11] Yayoihime     I have to get up early tomorrow     to give out Yayoihime strawberry samples. [15:16] Mirror 2     Hey, good work! [15:18] Mirror 3     Well done, sir. [15:19] Mirror 2     That should wrap up work for today. [15:21] Mirror 1     Yup. [15:23] Mirror 3     I admire how you always answer     to the Princess's calls so precisely. [15:28] Mirror 1     It is our job, after all. [15:30] Mirror 3     I always seem to answer too honestly.... [15:35] Mirror 2     Well, that's not necessarily wrong, either. [15:38] Mirror 1     Sure, but what's most important     is Yayoihime-sama. [15:43] Mirror 1     We are her servants, you know... [15:45] Mirror 2     Yayoihime can choose her servants, [15:48] Mirror 2     but servants have no choice but Yayoihime. [15:55] Yayoihime     Do you understand me?! [15:56] Yayoihime     Last time was a disaster     because I was alone. [16:00] Yayoihime     You all better make me     look good from the start! [16:06] Servant 1     There she goes again     with these impossible orders. [16:08] Servant 2     Once she gets going,     there's no stopping her. [16:11] Servant 3     There's nothing we can do,     so let's try our best. SIGN    Yayoihime [16:15] Yayoihime     What are you all doing?! [16:16] Yayoihime     Customers will be here soon! [16:18] Servant 1     Formation 1 (ichi) 5 (go)! SIGN    Formation 15 (ichi-go) [16:25] Yayoihime     Hello! Would anyone like some     delicious strawberries? [16:28] Servants     Anyone? [16:30] Yayoihime     Delicious Yayoihime strawberries, anyone? [16:32] Servants     Anyone? [16:34] Meemi     Oh, Yayoihime. [16:35] Yayoihime     Oh, Meemi...-chan! [16:46] Gunma-chan     So delicious! [16:47] Meemi     That, I'll admit. [16:50] Yayoihime     Being as delicious as they are, I suppose [16:52] Yayoihime     I'll let you kiddos have     as many as you'd like. [16:57] Yayoihime     What's wrong, Meemi-chan? [16:59] Meemi     The way you say that sounds     like you're making fun of me! [17:04] Yayoihime     My, my, Meemi-chan. [17:06] Yayoihime     Why would a royal like me have any reason     to make fun of a mere child? [17:11] Servant 1     Kids sure are observant. [17:13] Servant 2     She saw right through our Princess's act. [17:16] Meemi     You have quite an attitude, Yayoihime. [17:18] Yayoihime     You're the one with     the attitude, Meemi! Chan! [17:21] Meemi     See! Just now! You're so rude! [17:24] Yayoihime     So what, Meemi?! [17:26] Meemi     That's how you wanna address me?! [17:27] Yayoihime     I'm done walking on eggshells! [17:29] Meemi     So that's the real you! [17:39] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [17:45] Yayoihime     Oh... [17:46] Meemi     Wait... [17:47] Yayoihime     I'm sorry, Meemi-chan. [17:48] Yayoihime     That was childish of me. [17:50] Meemi     I'm sorry, Yayoihime. [17:57] Mirror 3     It's true that I crossed     the line the other day. [18:00] Mirror 2     Oh, so you admit it. [18:02] Mirror 3     It's just that I can't imagine my     life being solely about obeying orders. [18:07] Mirror 2     You're on a roll today. [18:10] Mirror 3     I don't mean to be rude, [18:12] Mirror 3     but I think we may need a new perspective. [18:15] Mirror 2     I can understand that. [18:17] Mirror 2     But I'm not sure that naïve     suggestions will get us anywhere. [18:21] Mirror 3     What do you mean? [18:25] Mirror 1     It sure reminds me of myself back then... [18:28] Yayoihime     Have some delicious strawberries. SIGN    Yayoihime [18:30] Meemi     They're called Yayoihime. [18:32] Gunma-chan     They're really yummy. [18:34] Lady     How delicious! [18:35] Child     They're so sweet! [18:36] Haniwa     These are incredible! [18:40] Aoma     Yum! [18:41] Meemi     Oh hey, Aoma. [18:43] Aoma     Gunma-chan, Meemi! [18:44] Aoma     How could you keep all this     yummy stuff to yourselves?! [18:48] Meemi     Well, it wasn't on purpose... [18:50] Gunma-chan     But you're eating it with us now. [18:52] Aoma     Oh, well... I guess! [18:55] Gunma-chan     Isn't it nice to feel good towards     the end of the day? [19:00] Meemi     You're so right! [19:03] Yayoihime     I forgot... [19:05] Yayoihime     I was so caught up in coming     out here and doing my work, [19:08] Yayoihime     I forgot it began with wanting to spread     the deliciousness of Yayoihime. [19:16] Mirror 1     We started out when Yayoihime-sama     barely began walking... [19:21] Mirror 2     She's grown so much. [19:23] Mirror 3     That long...? [19:24] Mirror 2     The Princess can be pretty demanding, [19:26] Mirror 2     so there were times     I seriously considered quitting. [19:30] Mirror 3     Then why? [19:31] Mirror 1     She can come off brash,     but she's really open-minded. [19:35] Mirror 2     Yeah, she's nice once you get to know her. [19:41] Gunma-chan and Friends     Thank you for the meal! [19:45] Mom     I'm sorry kids, we only     have normal yaki-manju today. [19:49] Yayoihime     Not at all! It's very good. [19:52] Gunma-chan     Normal yaki-manju     are nice every once in a while! [19:55] Mom     Well, I'm glad! [19:56] Aoma     If you ask me, it should always be normal... [20:00] Mom     Why's that? [20:08] Gunma-chan     Bye! [20:10] Yayoihime     So long! [20:12] Meemi     See you! [20:13] Meemi     I guess she's not that bad after all. [20:17] Yayoihime     Mirror, mirror, answer me. [20:21] Yayoihime     Which strawberry is     the most delicious of them all? [20:24] Mirror 2     That would be Beni-bleep-ppe. [20:26] Mirror 3     That would be Saga-bleep-ka. [20:27] Mirror 1     That would be Yayoihime. [20:29] Yayoihime     Oh, some conflicting opinions? [20:31] Mirrors     We thought that given your open heart,     you would understand our sincerity. [20:37] Mirrors     In this age of diversity, [20:38] Mirrors     it's okay to have not just one,     but a variety of answers... [20:43] Yayoihime     I understand. What a wonderful mindset. [20:46] Yayoihime     All strawberries are     delicious in their own way! [20:51] Yayoihime     Let's celebrate all     strawberries across the globe! SIGN    The End [20:57] Director Voice     Cut! [20:59] Yayoihime     Did you think I would actually say that?! [21:01] Yayoihime     Take them to the lecture chamber! [21:03] Mirrors 2/3     No, wait! We said nothing wrong! [21:06] Yayoihime     It's not all about being right! [21:09] Mirror 1     Yayoihime is the best     strawberry of them all. [21:11] Mirror 1     And you, Yayoihime-sama,     are the fairest princess of them all. [21:14] Yayoihime     Give him a nice polish. [21:17] Servant 1     Yes, your highness! [21:19] Yayoihime     Today was another great day! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Yayoihime Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     For instance, if you were     to meet up with Gunma-chan, [23:07] Narrator     where would you choose to meet? [23:10] Narrator     Haniwa Village? [23:11] Narrator     The racing track? [23:12] Narrator     Hot springs would be a great choice, too. [23:15] Narrator     But Gunma-chan might not be around. [23:18] Narrator     Where could he have gone? [23:20] Narrator     Here's a hint... [23:22] Narrator     Actually, you'll have to wait     until the next episode. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Where Are You Gunma-chan? SIGN    and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [24:07] ---     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] ---     Hello! 4 - A Day with My Uncle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    A Day with My Uncle SIGN    A Day with My Uncle [01:31] Gunma-chan     "A Day with My Uncle." [01:34] Akio     Another sunny day in Gunma! [01:36] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [01:39] Akio     It's nice being out with you, Gunma-chan. [01:42] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [01:44] Narrator     Gunma-chan loves his uncle,     his father's younger twin brother. [01:49] Akio     This is so freeing. [01:51] Gunma-chan     Freeing? [01:53] Akio     We can go anywhere and do anything today. [01:57] Akio     For everything to be up to us... [02:00] Akio     It's freeing! [02:11] Announcer     No. 1 is moving up in Race Two! [02:14] Akio     Today's races are pretty tight. [02:16] Gunma-chan     Hey Uncle, what is this place for? [02:20] Akio     A theme park for grown-ups... I guess. [02:23] Gunma-chan     A theme park for grown-ups? [02:26] Akio     But kids can have fun too, so actually... [02:29] Akio     It's a theme park     for both grown-ups and kids! [02:33] Gunma-chan     Yay! [02:35] Akio     Let's grab something to eat first. [02:37] Akio     They say an army marches on its stomach. [02:41] Gunma-chan     Are we going marching? [02:45] Gunma-chan     What does that mean? SIGN    Motsu stew [02:48] Akio     No, no. [02:50] Akio     It means like when soldiers go to battle. SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Yakisoba SIGN    Croquette SIGN    Curry rice SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Katsudon SIGN    Rice ball SIGN    Famous Motsu stew     With kimchi SIGN    Loaded     Stewed rice [02:57] Akio     Alright, what do you want? SIGN    Tanuki     Udon/Soba SIGN    Kitsune     Udon/Soba SIGN    Udon/Soba     with Chicken [02:59] Akio     You can get anything you like. SIGN    Tsukimi     Udon/Soba SIGN    Kake     Udon/Soba [03:00] Akio     I'm getting the Katsu Curry     for some good luck! [03:04] Gunma-chan     I'll get the chicken rice bento box. [03:06] Akio     Okay, there's regular and premium. [03:08] Akio     The premium has chicken thighs. [03:11] Akio     Which would you like? [03:13] Gunma-chan     Hmm... let's see... [03:17] Gunma-chan     The premium! [03:19] Akio     Gunma-chan! [03:20] Akio     L-Let's get the regular! [03:23] Akio     My gut feeling says the regular     is the lucky choice today. [03:30] Akio     But only for today. [03:32] Akio     From tomorrow on, it's telling     me to get the premium! [03:37] Gunma-chan     Okay, got it! [03:41] Gunma-chan     This is yummy. [03:42] Akio     Sure is. [03:48] Gunma-chan     This is fun. [03:49] Akio     Yeah, it's a lot of fun to eat good stuff. [03:53] Gunma-chan     Yeah. SIGN    Advance     Victory SIGN    Isesaki SIGN    Kiryu SIGN    Ota SIGN    Numata SIGN    Tatebayashi SIGN    Shibukawa SIGN    Fujioka SIGN    Tomioka SIGN    Annaka SIGN    Gunma Keirin SIGN    Keirin Newspaper SIGN    Great Condition!!     Multiple "Balance" Victories [03:57] Gunma-chan     What are you doing? [03:58] Akio     Just some... research. [04:01] Gunma-chan     On marching in battles? [04:03] Akio     The key to winning is to understand     your foes and your friends. [04:08] Akio     Any battle requires research     if you want to spot the winner. [04:15] Akio     There's "evasion", "advance", and "balance". [04:17] Akio     You have to simulate     how each Haniwa will race! [04:22] Akio     This is your uncle's playground... [04:24] Akio     I'm counting on my instinct     to tell me what's about to happen! [04:28] Gunma-chan     Is it ever right? [04:31] Akio     I've won my fair share. [04:34] Gunma-chan     Cool! [04:35] Akio     Not too shabby. [04:36] Akio     Alright, I've narrowed it down. [04:38] Akio     Come on, trifecta! [04:43] Gunma-chan     I'm sorry... [04:45] Akio     Don't worry about it. [04:46] Akio     We can buy another one with our winnings. [04:50] Gunma-chan     Yay! SIGN    Ticket pick-up [04:52] Akio     The feeling of buying a betting ticket [04:54] Akio     and waiting for the race to start     is the most thrilling part. [04:58] Akio     Watch, Gunma-chan. [05:00] Akio     The winner is going to be     in the order of 3, 1, then 5. [05:03] Gunma-chan     I hope you win. [05:05] Akio     Have some faith in your uncle! [05:08] Gunma-chan     So cool. [05:09] Announcer     And we're off on today's main race! [05:12] Announcer     Racers have burst out of their gates. [05:14] Announcer     They're straightening up     to make a beautiful line. [05:18] Akio     Go! 3, 1, 5! [05:21] Gunma-chan     3, 1, 5! [05:23] Announcer     And we have 3, 1, 5 in the lead! [05:26] Announcer     Not long to go... Will this be our winners?! [05:27] Akio     Yes! [05:28] Announcer     Racer 1 with the advance! [05:30] Akio     What?! [05:31] Announcer     And the order is... 1, 3, 5! [05:33] Announcer     We're waiting for official confirmation. SIGN    Race 6 SIGN    Order [05:35] Announcer     First place is Racer 1, [05:36] Announcer     second place is Racer 3, [05:37] Announcer     and third place is Racer 5! [05:40] Akio     That can't be...! [05:43] Gunma-chan     What's wrong? [05:46] Akio     Your uncle got it wrong. [05:49] Gunma-chan     Really?! [05:50] Akio     In a trifecta, you have to get everything right SIGN    Trifecta SIGN    To perfectly guess in order who will     win first, second, and third place. [05:55] Akio     from first to third place. [05:57] Akio     Even with the first     and second place flipped, [05:59] Akio     this ticket is just another piece of paper. [06:01] Gunma-chan     Oh... Got it. [06:03] Akio     Sorry, Gunma-chan. No ice cream today. [06:07] Gunma-chan     What?! [06:20] Akio     Hang on a second! [06:22] Akio     No need to pity me, Gunma-chan. [06:24] Akio     This is a battle. [06:26] Akio     I fought and lost, fair and square. [06:29] Akio     I regret nothing! [06:32] Gunma-chan     So cool. [06:33] Akio     Even with a little     disappointment at the end, [06:37] Akio     it doesn't change that today was a fun day. [06:41] Gunma-chan     You're right. [06:43] Akio     Let's toss this losing ticket     and look to another new day! [06:50] Akio     ...A trio? SIGN    Gunma Keirin Stadium SIGN    Trio SIGN    Race SIGN    Total SIGN    Tickets SIGN    Yen [06:52] Narrator     There are many types of betting tickets. SIGN    Trio Example SIGN    First place SIGN    Second place SIGN    Third place SIGN    If you buy this... [06:55] Narrator     A trifecta is to guess the first     three places correct in order, [06:59] Narrator     but a trio is to guess     the first three places in any order. SIGN    All winners SIGN    All winners [07:07] Akio     But how? [07:12] Akio     I won...! [07:14] Akio     Gunma-chan, I was wrong! [07:15] Akio     When you dropped your ice cream,     I bought the wrong ticket! [07:18] Gunma-chan     Oh, no! I'm sorry. [07:20] Akio     No, no. [07:21] Akio     It's wrong, but it's right! [07:23] Akio     We won! [07:24] Gunma-chan     Really? Yay. [07:29] Akio     I did it! [07:31] Akio     That was fun. [07:32] Gunma-chan     It sure was. [07:34] Akio     Gunma-chan, don't tell your dad that [07:38] Akio     we went to that grown-up theme park today. [07:41] Gunma-chan     Why not? [07:42] Akio     Just because. [07:46] Gunma-chan     Just because? [07:47] Akio     Well, when you grow up, you can tell him. [07:51] Gunma-chan     Got it! [07:53] Gunma-chan     I can't wait to grow up. [07:56] Akio     It's our little secret until then. [07:59] Gunma-chan     Okay, it's a secret. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Uncle Power... 100%! SIGN    A Bit Tired, Gunma-chan? SIGN    A Bit Tired, Gunma-chan? [08:10] Gunma-chan     "A Bit Tired, Gunma-chan?" [08:13] Narrator     Why, there's Gunma-chan. [08:15] Narrator     Where might he be off to today? [08:17] Narrator     Gunma-chan, Gunma-chan. [08:20] Gunma-chan     Huh? [08:21] Narrator     Would you mind telling us     what you're up to today? [08:25] Gunma-chan     I'm off to stroll around Gunma. [08:28] Narrator     I see, you mean Gunma in hiragana. [08:32] Gunma-chan     Yeah, cause I'm a bit tired today. [08:36] Gunma-chan     I don't really feel like talking to people. [08:38] Narrator     Oh, I see. [08:41] Narrator     Everyone has one of those days. [08:43] Narrator     It's not like we all have to     be chipper day in and day out. [08:47] Narrator     I think it's just fine     to be tired some days. [08:50] Narrator     Hey, Gunma-chan. [08:51] Narrator     Are you listening to what I'm saying? [08:54] Gunma-chan     Who are you? [08:56] Narrator     Who? Me?! [08:57] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [08:58] Narrator     Oh, well... Excuse me     for the late introduction. SIGN    Narrator [09:00] Narrator     I am the narrator,     and I assist with the storytelling. SIGN    Assistant [09:05] Gunma-chan     Huh, really. [09:07] Narrator     Yes, really. [09:08] Gunma-chan     Then... Can you help me? [09:10] Narrator     What?! [09:11] Gunma-chan     I'm feeling not so happy today, [09:12] Gunma-chan     but I want to be happy. [09:14] Narrator     Umm... Well that's rather difficult. [09:16] Narrator     That's an issue of individual mental health, [09:19] Narrator     so it can make things worse     if outsiders try to intervene. [09:26] Narrator     Oh, I forgot about that! [09:45] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [09:54] Narrator     Oh, what's this? [09:55] Narrator     It seems that Gunma-chan can't use     his healing power on himself. [09:59] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that... [10:01] Narrator     It must be similar to how fortune tellers [10:03] Narrator     can't see into their own future. [10:05] Narrator     Gunma-chan can't use his     Gunma Power because it's for [10:09] Narrator     bringing a little more happiness     to those around him. [10:11] Gunma-chan     So that's how that works... [10:13] Narrator     Apparently so. [10:16] Gunma-chan     That stinks. [10:17] Narrator     You must be disappointed. [10:19] Gunma-chan     Hey, what if you came out? [10:21] Narrator     Come out? [10:22] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I feel like being alone today, [10:24] Gunma-chan     but it's also boring, so... [10:26] Narrator     That doesn't make much sense. [10:27] Gunma-chan     Either way, come on! [10:29] Narrator     There's never been a show where the [10:31] Narrator     narrator appears on screen! [10:33] Narrator     It's unheard of. [10:35] Gunma-chan     So it's the first time ever? [10:36] Gunma-chan     That's great! Come on. [10:39] Narrator     Well, then. [10:41] Narrator     I suppose we could get by on the basis that [10:43] Narrator     I'm Gunma-chan's imaginary friend. [10:45] Gunma-chan     Who cares about the details, come on. [10:52] Gunma-chan     Haniwa-san... [10:55] Gunma-chan     You're so tiny. [10:56] Narrator     Hello, I'm Gunma-chan's imaginary friend. [11:00] Narrator     I'm made up, [11:02] Narrator     so no one can see me besides Gunma-chan. [11:05] Narrator     This is my temporary form     inside Gunma-chan's mind. [11:09] Gunma-chan     You're a small Haniwa-san. [11:11] Narrator     That's the route we decided on. [11:13] Gunma-chan     You could have chosen something cooler... [11:16] Narrator     We couldn't. Grown-up issues. [11:17] Gunma-chan     That's boring. [11:19] Narrator     Well, we are grown-ups. [11:20] Gunma-chan     Oh well. Let's go and see Gunma. [11:23] Narrator     I would love to! SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Kajika Bridge SIGN    Tone River Water Source SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Tone River SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Haruna-jinja Shrine SIGN    Oze SIGN    Oze SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Yagibushi Festival SIGN    Famous Kororin Siu Mai SIGN    Yumomi SIGN    Souvenirs SIGN    Yumomi SIGN    Megane-bashi [12:24] Gunma-chan     I love hot springs! [12:26] Narrator     I love Gunma! [12:31] Gunma-chan     Today was actually great. [12:33] Narrator     It was refreshing. [12:36] Gunma-chan     Yeah, it's fun being with everyone, [12:37] Gunma-chan     but it's also fun being alone. [12:40] Narrator     There are plenty of ways to have fun. [12:43] Gunma-chan     My head felt a little bit gray     and fuzzy at first, but... [12:47] Gunma-chan     After sightseeing with you,     Narrator-san, it turned white, [12:51] Gunma-chan     then pink, then rainbow-colored, [12:54] Gunma-chan     and then a bunch of different colors, [12:56] Gunma-chan     and it really felt like Gunma again. [12:58] Narrator     That's wonderful to know that it felt like Gunma. [13:02] Gunma-chan     Hot springs are the best. [13:03] Narrator     They give us time to relax and talk, [13:05] Narrator     and it makes us want to talk     about all sorts of things. [13:08] Gunma-chan     Gunma is the best. [13:10] Narrator     You're pretty great yourself, Gunma-chan. [13:12] Gunma-chan     Are you just being nice? [13:14] Narrator     I suppose it might be some lip service, [13:17] Narrator     but I really do mean it! [13:20] Gunma-chan     Really? That makes me happy. [13:22] Narrator     That makes me happy, too. [13:24] Narrator     Today felt long, but it was also a bit of a blur. [13:27] Narrator     I'll go back to my usual form now. [13:30] Gunma-chan     That makes me sad. [13:32] Narrator     No worries! [13:33] Narrator     I'm your imaginary friend,     so you can see me any time. [13:40] Gunma-chan     Okay, then... See you! [13:53] Gunma-chan     I'm home! [13:54] Mom/Dad/Yuumi     Welcome home! [13:57] Dad     What did you do today? [13:59] Gunma-chan     Fun stuff. Lots of it. [14:01] Yuumi     You never take me with you, that's not fair! [14:04] Mom     Why don't you take Yuumi with you next time? [14:09] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I will. [14:10] Gunma-chan     It'll be a lot of fun. [14:12] Yuumi     Yay! [14:13] Mom     After you're done brushing     your teeth, go to bed. [14:17] Narrator     What an exciting day. [14:19] Narrator     I wonder what dreams Gunma-chan is having? [14:22] Gunma-chan     I'm not asleep yet. [14:24] Narrator     Oh, excuse me. [14:27] Gunma-chan     That's okay. I am sleepy, though. [14:29] Gunma-chan     So I'm going to bed. [14:35] Gunma-chan     Good night. [14:40] Narrator     Good night. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Narrator Power... 100%! SIGN    Where Are You Gunma-chan? SIGN    Where Are You Gunma-chan? [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Where Are You Gunma-chan?" [14:54] Mom     Dear, do you know where Gunma-chan is? [14:57] Dad     Hmm... He was here just a second ago. [15:00] Yuumi     Onii-chan said he was     going to go play and left. [15:03] Mom     He did? Okay then, it is nice out today. [15:08] Yuumi     I wanted to go too. [15:11] Mom     I know sweetie, maybe next time. [15:14] Dad     That's right. There's always next time. [15:17] Yuumi     Okay, then tomorrow! [15:18] Yuumi     I'll go play with Onii-chan tomorrow! [15:22] Aoma     Hey wait... [15:23] Aoma     Where's Gunma-chan? [15:25] Aoma     We were supposed to meet at Haniwa Village. [15:28] Haniwa A     He was just dancing with us. [15:31] Haniwa B     I thought he was just taking     a break from dancing. [15:35] Haniwa C     Gunma-chan is tougher than he looks. [15:37] Aoma     We were supposed to go     to a bunch of places today, [15:40] Aoma     but without Gunma-chan... [15:43] Yayoihime     Would anyone like to try     some Yayoihime strawberries? [15:45] Yayoihime     Sweet and delicious Yayoihime     strawberries, anyone? [15:49] Haniwa A     Those strawberries look delicious! [15:50] Yayoihime     They're a brand called Yayoihime. [15:56] Haniwas     They're delicious! [15:58] Yayoihime     Right? [16:05] Haniwas     Give us strawberries too! [16:07] Yayoihime     What do you want from me?! [16:09] Haniwas     Give us strawberries! [16:11] Yayoihime     Stop pushing! [16:13] Yayoihime     Everyone, please space yourselves out! [16:16] Aoma     This is bad. [16:17] Aoma     If only Gunma-chan were here! [16:19] Narrator     Oh, my. [16:20] Narrator     This is surely quite the dilemma. [16:22] Narrator     Where could Gunma-chan possibly be? [16:26] Lady Ants     Oh no! This is a crisis! [16:27] Francoise     Ladies, we have a mountain of     orders from across the country! [16:31] Francoise     Let's aim for a 10% increase in production! [16:35] Lady Ant A     Francoise-san! We've always worked so hard. [16:38] Lady Ant A     It's not right to ask even more from us! [16:40] Francoise     Non, non. I feel the same way as you. [16:44] Francoise     But this is a special order from Kiryu-san, [16:46] Francoise     and I want to do our best to come through. [16:48] Lady Ant A     So it's Kiryu-san's fault?! [16:50] Francoise     Les miserables...! [16:52] Francoise     Only if Gunma-chan were here... [16:59] Tama     Our dome concert was a huge hit. [17:02] Nora     Our streaming business is booming. [17:04] Tora     We've debuted as voice actors. [17:06] Buchi     And I've cleaned my room... [17:08] Meows     But... [17:10] Tama     We're this close to our release date and I     can't come up with any lyrics for our new song! [17:13] Nora     Or melodies! [17:15] Tora     Or arrangements! [17:16] Buchi     I'm starting to have     an existential crisis... [17:20] Tama     Buchi, how has your problem gotten so deep? [17:23] Buchi     Man, if only Gunma-chan were here... [17:31] Tama     H-Hey! [17:33] Buchi     Is that...? [17:35] Meows     Gunma-chan! [17:38] Akio     Gunma-chan's uncle, actually. [17:40] Akio     I'm Akio. [17:42] Meows     A-Akio...? [17:44] Tama     But if you're his relative... [17:46] Nora     You must know... [17:48] Tora     How to solve our problems... [17:50] Buchi     And what our purpose is! [17:52] Akio     Nope! I'm a lazy bum! [17:54] Akio     As soon as I get paid, I use up     all my money on the Haniwa Races! [17:59] Meows     Meowhaaaat?! This is hopeless! [18:02] Akio     Gunma-chan was my only hope! [18:05] Meemi     This is where I was     supposed to meet Gunma-chan! [18:08] Mirror 3     But it can't be. [18:10] Mirror 1     You and Yayoihime-sama aren't close, [18:13] Mirror 1     and Gunma-chan has never even been here. [18:15] Mirror 2     So it's impossible     that he would meet you here. [18:19] Meemi     You guys are suspicious! [18:20] Mirrors     No, not at all! [18:22] Meemi     The fact that he's never been here doesn't [18:24] Meemi     prove that this wouldn't     become a meeting spot! [18:28] Meemi     Besides, I have a trusty source. [18:33] Meemi     "I'm waiting for you in Yayoihime's room.     From, Gunma-chan" [18:36] Meemi     Yayoihime's servant brought me this message. [18:39] Mirror 2     For real...? [18:43] Mirror 1     She's definitely the high-maintenance type. [18:45] Mirror 3     Let's just go along with it so     this doesn't turn into a fight. [18:49] Mirror 2     Actually... We must have been mistaken. [18:53] Mirror 2     This is where Gunma-chan     is supposed to meet you. [18:57] Meemi     Why are you changing your mind? [18:58] Meemi     This is super fishy. [19:00] Mirrors     Where are you Gunma-chan?! [19:04] Kiryu-san     It would be an honor if you would wear SIGN    Gunma [19:06] Kiryu-san     this silk piece I designed     with Gunma-chan's mother. [19:10] Kofun-sama     Oh? [19:11] Kiryu-san     The factory has already boosted production. [19:14] Kofun-sama     Increased production, you say? [19:16] Kiryu-sama     Yes, it has. [19:18] Kofun-sama     They must be working quack-ly then. [19:22] Kofun-sama     Well, they have increased     pro-duck-tion, have they not? [19:27] Kiryu-san     Is that supposed to be... funny? [19:30] Kofun-sama     Are you saying my jokes are boring?! [19:34] Narrator     Gunma-chan, where are you?! [19:36] Narrator     We're in trouble! [19:38] Three Misses     Ha-ni-wa, ha-ni-wa [19:40] Three Misses     Niwa-niwa, Haniwa Haniwa [19:45] Three Misses     Ni-wa-niwa [19:51] Wise One     Bravo! Bravo! [19:53] Gunma-chan     That was awesome. [19:54] Gunma-chan     Thank you, Three Misses! [19:56] Kan     Our pleasure! [19:57] Non     Thanks for always cheering us on. [19:59] Maya     Gunma-chan said he wanted     the Wise One to see, so... [20:03] Wise One     It doesn't hurt to live long [20:05] Wise One     when you can see such a graceful dance. [20:09] Gunma-chan     That's nice. [20:11] Narrator     Gunma-chan, come quick! [20:13] Narrator     We need your Gunma Power! [20:15] Gunma-chan     That's really sudden. [20:19] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! SIGN    A little bit later... [20:29] Yayoihime     Have some Yayoihime strawberries. [20:31] Yayoihime     They're sweet and delicious. [20:32] Servant A     We made it in time! [20:35] Yayoihime     Good job, everyone. [20:37] Yayoihime     And thank you, Meemi. [20:39] Meemi     No problem, I happened to be here, so... [20:42] Meemi     But I still think this girl is fishy... [20:45] Kiryu-san     I got it! [20:47] Kiryu-san     If we design a piece     for just part of your body, [20:51] Kiryu-san     it will pop even more and we can cut costs! [20:54] Francoise     Ladies! [20:55] Francoise     No more impossible overwork! [20:58] Lady Ants     Yay! [20:59] Tama     After hearing your story,     our problems feel like nothing! [21:04] Nora     Lyrics and melody is important, [21:06] Nora     but the number one thing     is living a life true to rock! [21:09] Tora     Our problems weren't in vain, after all! [21:12] Buchi     As long as I'm alive, I can clean. [21:13] Akio     Wait, my story helped that much? [21:23] Gunma-chan     I'm home! [21:24] Mom/Dad/Yuumi     Welcome home! [21:26] Narrator     And that settles that. [21:30] Mom/Dad/Yuumi     Gunma-chan. [21:31] Aoma/Meemi     Gunma-chan. [21:32] Three Misses/Haniwas/Kofun-sama     Gunma-chan. [21:33] Lady Ants/Francoise/Kiryu-san     Gunma-chan. [21:34] Yayoihime/Servants/Mirrors     Gunma-chan. [21:35] Meows/Akio     Gunma-chan. [21:37] Wise One     Gunma-chan. [21:38] All     Thank you! [21:44] Gunma-chan     See you! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     So with that, the show     Gunma-chan comes to a close! [23:07] Narrator     Or so it seemed... But it's not! [23:10] Narrator     We still have many episodes to go, [23:11] Narrator     so please, sit back and relax. [23:14] Narrator     And so we enter the season of autumn. [23:16] ---     "Autumn of Sports". [23:17] ---     "Autumn of the Arts". [23:18] Narrator     There's all kinds of themes for autumn,     and that's no different here in hiragana Gunma. [23:22] Narrator     There are many big events coming up. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Global Haniwa Super Field Day SIGN    and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [24:07] ---     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] ---     Hello! 5 - Yuumi and Gunma-chan Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Yuumi and Gunma-chan SIGN    Yuumi and Gunma-chan [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Yuumi and Gunma-chan." [01:34] Narrator     It's another sunny day in Gunma. [01:37] Narrator     It's so much more fun     when the weather is nice. [01:41] Narrator     Look, there's Gunma-chan     and his little sister Yuumi-chan. [01:46] Yuumi     La-la-la, it's so much fun walking together! [01:53] Yuumi     La-lu-lu, isn't it fun being together? [02:07] Gunma-chan     I'm not having much fun. [02:13] Yuumi     Ehh? Why not? [02:16] Gunma-chan     I dunno. [02:17] Yuumi     I'm having fun. [02:26] Gunma-chan     I'm still not having fun. [02:30] Yuumi     But you're always so happy     and smiling all the time. [02:34] Gunma-chan     I was? [02:36] Yuumi     You were! [02:37] Gunma-chan     Oh... [02:41] Yuumi     These snacks are so good. [02:46] Gunma-chan     Yeah... [02:47] Yuumi     Are you having fun now? [02:53] Gunma-chan     No, not at all. [02:56] Yuumi     What's wrong, Onii-chan?! [02:59] Gunma-chan     I'm not sure... [03:01] Narrator     What could possibly be wrong? [03:03] Narrator     Let's rewind and look for an answer. [03:13] (Flashback) Mom     Are you ready? [03:15] (Flashback) Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Ready! [03:17] (Flashback) Mom     Here are some snacks. [03:18] (Flashback) Mom     You can have them on the way. [03:20] (Flashback) Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Okay! SIGN    For Kiryu-san [03:22] (Flashback) Mom     And here's the letter for Kiryu-san. [03:24] (Flashback) Mom     Can you hand it to her for me? [03:26] (Flashback) Mom     I wish I could have gone, but... [03:29] (Flashback) Yuumi     Onii-chan will be fine. [03:32] (Flashback) Mom     Sure, he's your big brother, after all. [03:37] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     A-And Yuumi's with me, too. [03:39] (Flashback) Mom     Take care of Yuumi, okay? [03:44] (Flashback) Mom     Good luck, Onii-chan! [03:49] Narrator     Hmm... [03:50] Narrator     He was his usual self before they left. [03:53] (Flashback) Yuumi     La-la-la, la-la-la. [03:59] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     Onii-chan... Onii-chan... [04:03] Narrator     Ah, I see. [04:04] Narrator     It seems he's feeling pressure     as the older brother. [04:09] (Flashback) Yuumi     It's so much fun walking together! [04:12] Narrator     Oh, there it is. [04:15] Narrator     The pressure of responsibility. [04:17] Narrator     He'll be joining us from this point on. [04:20] Yuumi     What's wrong, Onii-chan? [04:23] Gunma-chan     I'm not having much fun. [04:26] Yuumi     Ehh? Why not? [04:29] Gunma-chan     I dunno. [04:30] Yuumi     I'm having fun. [04:40] Gunma-chan     I'm still not having fun. [04:42] Yuumi     But you're always so happy     and smiling all the time. [04:47] Gunma-chan     I was? [04:49] Yuumi     You were! [04:52] Gunma-chan     Oh... [04:57] Yuumi     These snacks are so good. [05:02] Gunma-chan     Yeah... [05:03] Yuumi     Are you having fun now? [05:08] Gunma-chan     No, not at all. [05:11] Yuumi     What's wrong, Onii-chan?! [05:13] Gunma-chan     I don't know... [05:15] Narrator     It seems his responsibility as the older     brother is eating away at Gunma-chan. [05:29] Yuumi     Are you okay, Onii-chan...? [05:35] Gunma-chan     I don't think so... [05:40] Yuumi     We're almost at Kiryu-san's home. [05:49] Yuumi     Hello, Kiryu-san. [05:51] Kiryu-san     Hi there, Gunma-chan. Yuumi-chan. SIGN    For Kiryu-san [05:56] Gunma-chan     This is from mom... [06:00] Kiryu-san     Oh, thank heavens! [06:02] Kiryu-san     How nice of you, Gunma-chan. [06:04] Kiryu-san     You're such a... [06:05] Kiryu-san     great big brother! [06:06] Kiryu-san     Big brother, big brother, big brother, big brother... [06:21] Gunma-chan     That's me, Onii-chan! [06:28] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     It's so much fun walking together! [06:30] Gunma-chan     So fun! [06:32] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     It's fun going out together! [06:36] Gunma-chan     Really fun! [06:40] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Isn't it fun being together? [06:43] Gunma-chan     Of course it's fun! [06:46] Gunma-chan     Hooray! Heehaw! [06:53] Yuumi     Wait! Wait, Onii-chan! [06:56] Yuumi     Onii-chan, you're so mean! [07:04] Gunma-chan     Yuumi! [07:10] Gunma-chan     Yuumi! [07:12] Yuumi     What is it, Onii-chan? [07:14] Gunma-chan     Huh? [07:15] Yuumi     I'm not crying. [07:17] Yuumi     That's my trick to make you come back. [07:20] Gunma-chan     Trick... [07:22] Yuumi     You seem to be feeling a lot of pressure, [07:26] Yuumi     but next time we can share responsibilities. [07:29] Gunma-chan     Hey, you knew? [07:32] Yuumi     Of course! We're twins, you know! [07:36] Gunma-chan     Oh, yeah. [07:38] Gunma-chan     We're twins. [07:41] Dad     Way to go, Onii-chan! [07:43] Mom     Great job, Onii-chan! [07:46] Yuumi     I wanna go out with Onii-chan again! [07:52] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan, but also... Onii-chan. [07:57] Yuumi     That's right, Onii-chan. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Onii-chan Power... 100%! SIGN    Global Haniwa Super Field Day SIGN    Global Haniwa Super Field Day [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Global Haniwa Super Field Day." [08:16] Announcer     Hello to all Haniwa fans around the world! SIGN    1000th SIGN    Global Haniwa Super Field Day SIGN    Opening Ceremony [08:20] Announcer     We celebrate another year of our     Global Haniwa Super Field Day. SIGN    Announcer Haniwa [08:26] Announcer     This year marks the 1,000th hosting     of this historical sporting event. [08:32] Announcer     And now, the symbolic flame for the [08:34] Announcer     The 1000th Global Haniwa Super     Field Day has been lit! [08:41] Aoma     Man, 1000 times is crazy. [08:43] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [08:47] Haniwa A     Are you surprised? [08:49] Haniwa B     We value tradition and decorum. [08:52] Haniwa C     The Haniwa Tribe loves sports. [08:54] Haniwa D     You all were invited by Kofun-sama himself. [08:59] Haniwas     Please go and enjoy yourselves! [09:01] Gunma-chan     We sure will. SIGN    Opening Greetings SIGN    Kofun-sama [09:05] Kofun-sama     My dear Haniwa Tribe,     I am delighted to be able to [09:07] Kofun-sama     mark another year of this     joyous tradition with you all. SIGN    Kofun-sama SIGN    Opening Greetings [09:12] Kofun-sama (Overlapping with Gunma-chan; Aoma; Meemi)     And as a Kofun, I, myself am elated     to mark this historical 1,000th hosting. [09:15] Gunma-chan     Difficult words... [09:17] Aoma     Adults talk for forever. [09:20] Meemi     It's probably what happens     when you live so long. [09:23] Kofun-sama     We Haniwa Tribe have consistently operated [09:25] Kofun-sama     this event with athletes     as our number one priority. [09:29] Kofun-sama     With all of our staff as volunteers     and all of our athletes as amateurs, [09:35] Kofun-sama     this truly is an event aligned     with true sportsmanship... [09:38] Kofun-sama     An event of the Haniwa,     created by the Haniwa, for the Haniwa! [09:43] ---     Kofun-sama [09:43] ---     Opening Greetings [09:44] Meemi     I'm tired and it hasn't even started yet. [09:47] Aoma     Let's get on with the sports already! [09:52] Announcer     And now, the wait is over. [09:53] Announcer     With this, we commence our sporting events. [09:56] Announcer     We have a fierce dead heat     taking on at the track! SIGN    Finals [09:59] Announcer     Currently in first place is... Haniwa! [10:02] Announcer     Followed closely by Haniwa,     and in third place, Haniwa. [10:04] Announcer (Overlapping with Gunma-chan; Aoma; Meemi)     Behind is Haniwa, and another     Haniwa, and finally, Haniwa! [10:06] Aoma     I wasn't expecting... [10:07] Gunma-chan     They're all Haniwa. [10:09] Haniwa A     Of course, they are. [10:10] Haniwa B     It's the Haniwa Super Field Day. [10:12] Haniwa C     A tradition with     over 1,000 years of history. [10:15] Haniwa D     It's so moving. [10:17] Aoma     I'm... not moved. [10:21] Announcer     Let's turn our attention     to an event in another venue. [10:26] Announcer     Judo. [10:28] Referee     Ippon! [10:31] Announcer     Wrestling. [10:32] Referee     Pin! [10:34] Announcer     And e-sports. [10:37] ---     Nooooooooo..... [10:38] ---     Yes! [10:39] Meemi     It's interesting, but... [10:42] Aoma     It's not very exciting... [10:45] Gunma-chan     They all look the same. [10:49] Haniwa A     Our existence stems from our     1,000-year history and its traditions. [10:54] Haniwa B     We are all Haniwa, but every     one of us is completely unique. [11:01] Haniwa A     Take a closer look at the four of us. [11:04] Haniwa A     I'm sure you can see     that I'm clearly the best looking. [11:10] Haniwa B     It certainly goes without saying     that I am the coolest of the group. [11:15] Haniwa C     Well I'm the most endearing! [11:18] Haniwa D     And I have an air     of sophistication over the rest. [11:22] Haniwas     See?! [11:23] Gunma-chan     You look exactly the same? [11:26] Haniwas     That's impossible! [11:29] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [11:31] Narrator     This phenomenon occurs     when one species has trouble [11:33] Narrator     distinguishing individuals     from another species. [11:36] Narrator     For example, it would be difficult     for humans to tell apart [11:39] Narrator     different mice just by looking     at their faces, right? [11:42] Narrator     That's what's happening here. [11:44] Gunma-chan     So that's what's going on. [11:47] Narrator     Oh? [11:48] Narrator     It seems you can still     hear my voice, Gunma-chan, [11:52] Narrator     but don't tell the others. [11:55] Gunma-chan     Got it! [11:58] Aoma     Got what? [12:00] Gunma-chan     It's a secret. [12:02] Narrator     Gunma-chan, this time,     I'll try to work my magic. SIGN    Haniwa SIGN    Finals [12:06] Announcer     We're nearing the start     of our 100-meter finals. [12:10] Announcer     All eyes are on Athlete Haniwa,     who has won first place [12:13] Announcer     in four consecutive tournaments!     Could this be win number five? [12:16] Narrator     Sports... [12:18] Narrator     It might seem like an odd tradition. [12:21] Narrator     Take the 100-meter race, for example. [12:23] Narrator     What good does being faster     than your peers do? [12:28] Referee     On your marks... [12:35] Referee     Set... [12:37] Narrator     There's only a fraction     of a second between first and second place. [12:42] Narrator     But that order is definite. [12:45] Narrator     It determines the course     of the athletes' future. SIGN    Haniwa 100M Finals SIGN    Photo Finish [12:57] Narrator     One might enjoy     the triumph of victory today, [13:00] Narrator     but tomorrow, both will embark     on a new journey with a new battle. [13:06] Narrator     And in knowing how hard these athletes work, [13:08] Narrator     fans can't help but see themselves     in athletes and be moved. SIGN    Medal Ceremony [13:12] Narrator     That is the appeal of     sports―the great field day. [13:16] Gunma-chan     That was awesome! [13:17] Haniwas     Awesome! [13:18] Aoma     That was pretty cool! [13:19] Meemi     I think I'm starting to get Haniwa sports. [13:22] Maya     Why don't we all dance until morning SIGN    Three Misses SIGN    Premium Live Concert SIGN    Exclusive One-Night [13:24] Audience     Say what?! [13:24] Three Misses     Keep on dancing from morning to night [13:26] Audience     All day! [13:27] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa niwa-niwa [13:32] Audience     Three! [13:33] Three Misses     Haniwa-ha-niwa! Niwa-niwa [13:36] Audience     Misses! [13:43] Kofun-sama     Thanks to our supporters, we have come to the [13:45] Kofun-sama     close of our 1000th Haniwa Super Field Day. [13:49] Kofun-sama     This all started with     the Haniwa Tribe's tradition, or... [13:53] Kofun-sama     Tra-da-ition! [13:58] Kofun-sama     Tradition, or... [14:00] Kofun-sama     Tra-da-ition! [14:04] Gunma-chan     It's a pun! [14:05] Haniwa A     Pun? [14:07] Other Haniwas     It's a pun...! SIGN    Global Haniwa Super Field Day     Closing Ceremony [14:11] Kofun-sama     And with that, we will     kick off the torch relay [14:13] Kofun-sama     looking toward the 1001st     Haniwa Super Field Day! [14:17] Haniwas     Haniwa-ha-ha! [14:20] Haniwa A     There's only a year left     until our next tournament. [14:24] Haniwa B     The pre-event of our     torch relay starts today [14:26] Haniwa B     and travels through all corners     of Gunma during the year. [14:31] Haniwa C     And in a year, the next     tournament will begin here. [14:37] Gunma-chan     Wow... [14:39] Narrator     Sports really are something! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Haniwa Power... 100%! SIGN    My Mom's Job SIGN    My Mom's Job [14:50] Gunma-chan     "My Mom's Job." [14:54] Mom     Okay, we're heading out. [14:55] Gunma-chan     See you later! [14:57] Dad/Yuumi     Have a good day! [15:03] Narrator     Gunma-chan's mother's job is running a boutique. [15:09] Gunma-chan     What's a boutique? [15:11] Mom     It's basically a store     that sells beautiful clothing and [15:14] Mom     accessories that your     mom picked out herself. [15:17] Mom     I'm about to go look at     a few places to buy some pieces. [15:21] Mom     Do you want to be my helper? [15:23] Gunma-chan     Okay! [15:24] Narrator     As a side note, these boutiques are called [15:27] Narrator     "select shops" in Japan,     a coined phrase from English terms. [15:29] Narrator     But as you know, native     English-speakers don't use this phrase. [15:37] Kiryu-san     Hi, there. Francoise and I picked [15:40] Kiryu-san     some great pieces for you again today. [15:41] Mom     Thank you. [15:43] Francoise     Is Gunma-chan your helper today? [15:47] Francoise     Oh, très bien! [15:50] Francoise     In my country, everyone is keen on fashion. [15:54] Francoise     I wish people in Gunma     were like that, as well. [15:58] Lady Ant A     Says the person born and raised in Gunma... [16:01] Francoise     Please find some inspiration     to up your fashion sense. [16:06] Gunma-chan     How? [16:08] Francoise     Clothes are worn by people, non? [16:11] Francoise     How you pair different pieces     can completely change your look. [16:15] Francoise     It's part of our job...and your mom's job! [16:18] Francoise     ...To propose how to combine clothing. [16:20] Francoise     And we certainly enjoy it! [16:23] Francoise     Go on, Gunma-chan. Give it a try! [16:26] Gunma-chan     Umm... Huh? [16:29] Gunma-chan     Whaaaa...? [16:32] Francoise     Oh! It's so... creative! [16:36] Francoise     But this outfit might be difficult     to recommend to customers. [16:40] Mom     Thank you for always picking     out such beautiful clothing. [16:43] Kiryu-san     Not at all. Come again soon. [16:49] Potter     Welcome. [16:50] Potter     I've created some pieces     that I'm actually pretty fond of, [16:53] Potter     so please take a look. [16:54] Mom     Thank you. [16:58] Mom     These are stunning! [16:59] Potter     Thank you. [17:02] Gunma-chan     This one's cool too... [17:04] Mom     Gunma-chan, be careful so     they don't fall and break... [17:13] Mom     We'll... go ahead and purchase that one... [17:16] Potter     It's fine. [17:17] Potter     You've always been     a great supporter, so it's on me. [17:20] Mom     O-Oh no, I couldn't. [17:22] Gunma-chan     I like th... [17:26] Mom     Please let me pay for both of them... [17:31] Gunma-chan     I'm sorry, I just wanted to help... [17:36] Potter     It was just an accident. [17:38] Gunma-chan     This one's pretty, too... [17:39] Potter     How about we help     when we get a little bigger? [17:45] Mom     Thank you, we found some great pieces today. [17:48] Potter     Please drop by in another couple months. [17:53] Mom     Let's go, Gunma-chan. [18:01] Potter     This actually isn't a work for sale. [18:03] Potter     It's just me playing around. [18:05] Potter     Do you like it? [18:07] Gunma-chan     I do. A lot! [18:10] Mom     Then we'll take this one, too. [18:13] Potter     Thank you. [18:14] Potter     If it doesn't sell,     feel free to bring it back. [18:20] Mom     It's raining so hard. [18:22] Mom     I hope it clears up... [18:25] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [18:27] Narrator     Excuse me, but, Gunma-chan... [18:31] Narrator     Isn't this the perfect time     to use your Gunma Power? [18:34] Gunma-chan     Oh yeah. [18:37] Narrator     That was when something     awakened inside Gunma-chan... [18:40] Narrator     A power for times of great trouble! [18:55] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [18:59] Mom     Look! [19:00] Mom     Gunma-chan, it's clearing up! [19:03] Narrator     Oops, bad timing. [19:06] Mom     Let's go! Just a bit longer. [19:22] Mom     Thank you. Come again! [19:24] Customer A     I was just looking     for a brightly-colored dress. [19:27] Mom     I'm glad to hear that. [19:29] Gunma-chan     Thank you, too. [19:31] Mom     Gunma-chan, you don't need the "too". [19:34] Gunma-chan     That's what I was taught... [19:37] Mom     By who? [19:40] Gunma-chan     Actually, no one taught me. [19:43] Gunma-chan     Thank you... [19:45] Mom     That's right. [19:46] Gunma-chan     Thank you. [19:49] Customer A     I'll visit again. [19:52] Gunma-chan     That's nice. [19:53] Mom     Yes, it is. I'm glad it sold,     but it makes me [19:56] Mom     even more happy that someone     liked something I picked out. [20:02] Mom     It's a small miracle that wouldn't     have happened without me, isn't it? [20:17] Gunma-chan     You're right! [20:19] Mom     My job can connect people with others. [20:23] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [20:23] Child     I want this one! [20:25] Parent     What is that? Why this? [20:27] Child     I want it, I want it! [20:30] Child     I! Want! It! [20:33] Gunma-chan     Thank you, too. [20:36] Mom     It sold... [20:39] Young Man     This store only has stuff that's boring. [20:42] Young Man     So lame. [20:43] Mom     I-I'm sorry. It's just your typical store. [20:46] Young Man     Typical? I don't care about your excuses. [20:52] Young Man     Cuckoo! What's this?! It's so Gunma-cool! [20:58] Mom     My, my... What's going on? [21:00] Young Man     This is too cool! [21:02] Mom/Gunma-chan     Thank you, too! [21:08] Mom     People have such different     styles and tastes. [21:14] Mom     Good work today, Gunma-chan. [21:16] Gunma-chan     Thank you, too. [21:19] Narrator     It looks like today was another great day. [21:23] Gunma-chan/Yuumi/Mom/Dad     Gunma Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     Are you keeping deep thoughts     or worries to yourself? [23:07] Narrator     Some things are difficult to solve alone. [23:11] Narrator     In times like that, let's try asking     for help from others. [23:14] Narrator     You might find some great ideas. [23:16] Narrator     Something you were very worried about [23:18] Narrator     might even turn into a happy new memory. [23:22] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    So long, Meows! SIGN    and two others! [24:07] Child     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 6 - The Wise One Loses Motivation Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Wise One Loses Motivation SIGN    The Wise One Loses Motivation [01:30] Gunma-chan     "The Wise One Loses Motivation." [01:39] Gunma-chan     Oh, Wise One! [01:40] Gunma-chan     I'm here again because     there's tons I wanna know. [01:46] Gunma-chan     Huh? I guess no one's here... [01:49] Wise One     No one's here! [01:51] Gunma-chan     Someone's replying that no one's here. [01:58] Gunma-chan     I found you, Wise One! [02:02] Wise One     I'm not playing hide and seek,     so you can't find me. [02:07] Gunma-chan     Hello, Wise One. [02:09] Gunma-chan     I'm here again because     there's tons I wanna know. [02:13] Wise One     I don't feel like answering questions today. [02:16] Wise One     In other words, it's my day off! [02:19] Gunma-chan     But you're an adult! [02:20] Wise One     I'm an adult, but I'm also     a self-employed free spirit. [02:24] Wise One     Others have no say     on whether I take the day off [02:28] Wise One     or answer questions or decide to nap after noon. [02:32] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [02:34] Wise One     Just between us, being     an adult is much more tiring. [02:39] Gunma-chan     Really? I had no idea. [02:42] Wise One     Everyone pushes themselves too hard. [02:44] Gunma-chan     Oh... [02:46] Wise One     Be kind to adults. [02:48] Gunma-chan     Okay, I will. [03:05] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [03:14] Wise One     I'm motivated to get up. [03:16] Gunma-chan     That's nice. [03:19] Wise One     I'm getting hungry. [03:21] Gunma-chan     That's nice. [03:25] Wise One/Gunma-chan     So good! [03:28] Wise One     I'm starting to get     sleepy now that I'm full... [03:33] Wise One     Let me just take another nap. [03:36] Gunma-chan     Get up! [03:38] Wise One     Be gentle with elders!     We've been around awhile now. [03:42] Gunma-chan     You're still young. [03:45] Wise One     Oh, you think I look young? [03:48] Gunma-chan     Your skin is glowing. [03:51] Wise One     Then I suppose I'll get up. [03:53] Wise One     What would you like to know today? [03:58] Gunma-chan     Well I had a lot, but I forgot. [04:01] Gunma-chan     Oh, got one! [04:02] Gunma-chan     Why did you lose motivation? [04:07] Wise One     I see. [04:08] Wise One     Why don't we ponder that together? [04:12] Wise One     Try closing your eyes. [04:17] Wise One     In a world where there's nothing... [04:18] Wise One     Gunma-chan, you appear. [04:21] Wise One     You live your life,     meet many people, eat, drink, [04:25] Wise One     maybe gain some money then lose some money. [04:28] Wise One     You go on living. [04:30] Wise One     Then you grow old and... [04:33] Wise One     You realize you're alone. [04:37] Wise One     You were a small child     just not that long ago, [04:39] Wise One     and suddenly you're older and wrinkly. [04:44] Gunma-chan     Are you sad? [04:46] Wise One     Perhaps it's a bit different from being sad. [04:49] Wise One     I suppose this feeling is... loneliness. [04:55] Wise One     Talking with you helps me     to organize my feelings. [05:00] Gunma-chan     You mean like neat and tidy? [05:01] Wise One     Indeed. [05:04] Wise One     It helps to sort out my messy thoughts and [05:08] Wise One     that feeling of loneliness     is slowly lifted away. [05:13] Wise One     Not that it changes reality. [05:17] Wise One     Going through life means to experience ups     and downs over and over again. [05:24] Wise One     I thought becoming an adult meant I would     see the truth and know everything, [05:29] Wise One     but all I've learned is     how little I actually know. [05:33] Gunma-chan     That sounds tough. [05:35] Wise One     It's very tough. [05:37] Wise One     But even though I'm not all-knowing, [05:39] Wise One     my experience helps me     to show young ones the right path. [05:45] Gunma-chan     That's nice of you. [05:48] Wise One     You're the one who gives me     that energy, Gunma-chan. [05:55] Gunma-chan     So you get energy     from me asking you questions [05:59] Gunma-chan     when there's tons I wanna know? [06:02] Wise One     That I do. [06:07] Narrator     They say time doesn't     just flow in one direction, [06:10] Narrator     but that it can also go backwards. [06:13] Narrator     Perhaps it would be interesting     if it were even round, like this. [06:23] Wise One     Humans are weak in the face of loneliness. [06:27] Wise One     Being connected to others and helping     each other is what makes us strong. [06:31] Wise One     You need friends no matter what,     to make it through tomorrow. [06:35] Gunma-chan     You're right. [06:36] Wise One     Although, sometimes, I want to be alone. [06:40] Gunma-chan     That's weird. [06:42] Wise One     It is weird. [06:47] Wise One     What's the matter, Gunma-chan? [06:50] Gunma-chan     All this thinking's making me tired. [06:55] Wise One     Well, that's proof that you thought very hard. [06:59] Wise One     Here, a cup of warm and sweet hot chocolate. [07:03] Wise One     Have some. [07:04] Gunma-chan     Yay! [07:08] Gunma-chan     So good. [07:09] Wise One     It is good. [07:12] Gunma-chan     This is fun. [07:13] Wise One     It is fun. [07:15] Wise One     No matter how much knowledge you gain, [07:17] Wise One     your feelings are something     you cannot control. [07:21] Wise One     Good friends are the best recipe     for a bountiful life. [07:27] Wise One     You are, indeed. [07:33] Gunma-chan     Indeed! [07:35] Narrator     Perhaps Gunma-chan and the Wise One are [07:37] Narrator     not only teacher and pupil,     but also good friends. [07:42] Narrator     Hm? That's a strange relationship, you say? [07:46] Narrator     Maybe you can ask the adults     around you what they think. [07:49] Narrator     And you can form your     own opinion from there. [07:52] Narrator     You might see the world in a new way, [07:54] Narrator     which would make life     interesting, wouldn't it? [07:56] Narrator     An interesting world     full of people you love... [07:59] Narrator     That's another way     to describe hiragana Gunma. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Wise One Power... 100%! SIGN    Arrival of the Ninja! SIGN    Arrival of the Ninja! [08:11] Gunma-chan     "Arrival of the Ninja!" [08:20] Ninja Cat     Good morning. [08:24] Ninja Cat     Nice to meet you. We are ninjas. [08:27] Gunma-chan     Oh cool, ninja. [08:29] Gunma-chan     Nice to meet you. [08:31] Gunma-chan     So? What do ninjas do? [08:35] Narrator     Let me explain. [08:37] Narrator     In Japanese, the term     "ninja" combines the kanji SIGN    Nin SIGN    ja [08:39] Narrator     "blade" above "heart" then     the letter for "person". [08:42] Narrator     In other words, they     are what we could call "spies". [08:45] Ninja Cat     We are self-employed ninjas. [08:48] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [08:50] Ninja Cat     We're here today as part     of our door-to-door sales. [08:54] Ninja Cat     We'll provide our services     for anything you'd like. [08:56] Ninja Mouse     If there's anyone you wanna get rid of... [08:59] Ninja Cat     No... [09:00] Ninja Cat     Times have changed. That would be     a violation of compliance. [09:05] Gunma-chan     Computer rice ants...? [09:06] Ninja Cat     Com-pli-ance. [09:08] Ninja Cat     It means there are certain rules [09:10] Ninja Cat     in place that even us ninjas have to follow. [09:13] Gunma-chan     Oh, got it. [09:15] Ninja Cat     My little sister is still young, [09:17] Ninja Cat     so she doesn't understand the new rules. [09:19] Ninja Mouse     Squeak-squeak. [09:20] Gunma-chan     Learning something new can be hard. [09:24] Ninja Cat     These new times have made our work difficult. [09:27] Ninja Cat     It's not easy for us sisters... [09:30] Ninja Cat     That's why! [09:31] Ninja Cat     Elder sister cat! [09:33] Ninja Cat     And younger sister... [09:35] Ninja Mouse     Squeak! [09:36] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [09:38] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [09:41] Gunma-chan     Wow, that was cool! [09:43] Gunma-chan     So the older sister is the cat     and the little sister is the mouse. [09:48] Ninja Cat     We grew up in a complicated household. [09:51] Ninja Cat     Maybe we can discuss that next time. [09:53] Ninja Mouse     Squeak-squeak-squeak. [09:54] Gunma-chan     Oh, really. [09:56] Ninja Cat     Yes, really... [09:57] Ninja Cat     Anyways, [09:59] Ninja Cat     we'll take your request free of charge     as a special discount today. [10:04] Gunma-chan     Really? Is that okay? [10:06] Ninja Cat     Consider it a trial run. [10:07] Ninja Cat     I'm sure you'll understand     our value afterwards. [10:11] Ninja Mouse     Who should we wipe out? [10:14] Ninja Cat     In today's day and age,     there's no wiping out anyone. [10:17] Ninja Mouse     Squeak-squeak. [10:18] Gunma-chan     Oh, so I can't wipe anyone out... [10:21] Ninja Cat     W-Well, no! We can! [10:22] Ninja Cat     We can, but it's not allowed! [10:25] Gunma-chan     So then we won't. [10:26] Ninja Cat     We won't. [10:29] Gunma-chan     Hmm... Then... [10:38] Ninja Sisters     We are the Ninja Sisters! [10:41] Aoma     It's... [10:42] Aoma     It's kunoichi! [10:44] Narrator     Well done, Aoma. He sure knows his ninjas. SIGN    Woman [10:47] Narrator     Try writing "ku" "no" "ichi". [10:52] Narrator     It makes up the Japanese kanji for "woman". [10:54] Narrator     In Japan, female ninjas     are referred to as "kunoichi". [10:57] Ninja Cat     Hold on one second. [11:00] Ninja Cat     I don't agree with that language. [11:02] Ninja Cat     You seem to view female     ninjas in an exclusive light, [11:05] Ninja Cat     but do you refer     to male ninjas as "tajikara"? [11:09] Aoma     Tajikara? [11:10] Narrator     I see. "Ta" and "chikara"     make up the word "man". SIGN    Man [11:15] Ninja Cat     According to your logic, all ninjas would be [11:18] Ninja Cat     categorized as either     "kunoichi" or "tajikara". [11:21] Aoma     Okay...? [11:22] Ninja Cat     But that's not precisely true. [11:24] Ninja Cat     In reality, we are all just "ninja". [11:28] Aoma     This is all pretty complicated. [11:31] Ninja Mouse     Should we get rid of him? [11:33] Ninja Cat     No. [11:34] Ninja Mouse     Shake him up a bit? [11:36] Ninja Cat     Um, well... Uhhhh... [11:39] Ninja Cat     No... Violence won't solve anything. [11:43] Ninja Cat     We're a generation of new ninja. [11:46] Aoma     H-Hey! You thought about it, didn't you?! [11:49] Aoma     What're you guys here for, anyway? [11:52] Ninja Cat     That's right! [11:54] Ninja Cat     We have a message for you from Gunma-chan. [11:57] Ninja Cat     "Gunma-chan's doing pretty good." [12:00] Ninja Cat     That is all! [12:01] Aoma     Wait... That's all you came for? [12:04] Ninja Cat     With that we bid you... [12:06] Ninja Cat     Farewell! [12:06] Aoma     Hold o... Wait! [12:10] Aoma     What was that? [12:15] Gunma-chan     Hello? [12:17] Aoma     Hey, Gunma-chan? [12:19] Aoma     Could you quit with the weird ninjas? [12:22] Gunma-chan     You didn't like it? [12:24] Aoma     If you need anything,     you can call or e-mail me! [12:27] Gunma-chan     That's true. [12:28] Aoma     Seriously, man. [12:34] Ninja Sisters     We are the Ninja Sisters! [12:38] Gunma-chan     Welcome back. [12:40] Ninja Cat     My liege, we have fulfilled your orders. [12:44] Gunma-chan     Liege? [12:46] Ninja Cat     This is just your usual ninja lingo, [12:48] Ninja Cat     so please don't worry about the semantics. [12:51] Ninja Mouse     You sure we shouldn't wipe him out? [12:53] Ninja Cat     We mustn't. [12:54] Ninja Cat     Right now, we have to focus     on gaining new clientele and [12:57] Ninja Cat     developing our business worldwide. [13:01] Ninja Mouse     Squeak-squeak. [13:03] Mom     Gunma-chan? [13:05] Mom     Is someone there? [13:06] Gunma-chan     Yeah, the ninjas are... [13:11] Gunma-chan     Huh? [13:12] Mom     You told me someone was here. [13:14] Mom     You got me this time! [13:17] Gunma-chan     Huh? [13:22] Ninja Cat     My liege! [13:24] Ninja Cat     You mustn't reveal our identities to others. [13:29] Ninja Mouse     She means don't tell anyone about us. [13:31] Gunma-chan     Wait, why? [13:34] Ninja Mouse     I knew it. [13:35] Ninja Mouse     He's going to end up spilling our secret. [13:40] Ninja Cat     Oh, that's just chitose-ame     candy. Have a taste. [13:43] Ninja Mouse     It's really good! [13:45] Gunma-chan     S-So sweet! [13:48] Ninja Cat     Has this given you     a good idea of the basic rules? [13:52] Ninja Cat     Starting next time, we'll solve     the many conspiracies lying [13:56] Ninja Cat     in the depths of Gunma,     on behalf of you and your orders, Gunma-chan! [14:00] Ninja Mouse     Squeak-squeak! [14:01] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay... thanks, I guess. [14:06] Gunma-chan     Huh? [14:07] Gunma-chan     They're gone... [14:12] Ninja Cat     Good evening. [14:16] Ninja Cat     We are ninjas. [14:18] Aoma     I know that! [14:19] Ninja Cat     We are self-employed ninja     that work on personal requests. [14:25] Aoma     And? [14:26] Ninja Cat     We figured we might     as well drop by here, too. [14:30] Ninja Cat     We'll provide our services     for anything you'd like. [14:34] Aoma     Then please get out of here! [14:35] Ninja Cat     So that's your job for us? [14:37] Aoma     No, it's not! [14:38] Ninja Mouse     Should we get rid of him? [14:39] Ninja Cat     ...I suppose. [14:40] Aoma     Get out! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Ninja Power... 100%! SIGN    So long, Meows! SIGN    So long, Meows! [14:51] Gunma-chan     "So long, Meows!" SIGN    Meows Memorial Park [14:57] Meows     Cheers! SIGN    Catnip [15:03] Meows     Good work, guys. [15:06] Tama     Hey, Gunma-chan! [15:07] Gunma-chan     Hi everyone. [15:09] Nora     It's been a while. [15:11] Nora     Come have a drink with us. [15:13] Tora     Today's our anniversary. [15:14] Gunma-chan     Anniversary for what? [15:19] Buchi     Our breaking up anniversary party... [15:22] Gunma-chan     Really? Why? [15:24] Nora     Fine then. It's not the best time, [15:26] Nora     but we'll show you as a special treat. [15:29] Meows     We are the rock band the Meows! Meow! [15:34] Tama     That's right! [15:35] Tama     Today's the last day for the Meows! [15:39] Tora     We wanted to end with a smile, but... [15:42] Nora     It's not that easy, man... [15:44] Narrator     This is Gunma's popular     rock band, The Meows. [15:48] Narrator     Their concert tickets constantly     sell out in an instant. [15:52] Narrator     How could they, of all people, break up? [15:54] Narrator     What could have possibly happened? [15:56] Gunma-chan     Are you worried about something? [15:58] Tama     Fine. We'll let you in on it... [15:59] Nora     Us Meows were at the top of our game. [16:02] Tora     We were filthy rich and living in style. [16:05] Buchi     Doing our taxes the year     after was a huge pain. [16:08] Narrator     It's our duty as citizens to pay taxes. [16:10] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [16:13] Tama     We had it all. [16:16] Tama     We formed a band and did     everything we ever wanted to do. [16:20] Nora     We've done everything     that could be done with a bit of money. [16:24] Tora     We achieved our dreams. [16:26] Gunma-chan     Wow. [16:27] Buchi     And... We hate it now. [16:31] Tama     We're tired of being around each other! [16:33] Nora     Tama's constant fidgeting! [16:35] Tora     Nora's snoring! [16:36] Buchi     Tora's habit of being late... [16:38] Tama     And Buchi's OCD! [16:40] Meows     We can't take it anymore! [16:43] Nora     I'm sick of doing the same     thing everywhere we go! [16:46] Tora     I can't stand being fawned over anymore. [16:49] Buchi     I'm sick of being... sick of things. SIGN    Manager [16:54] Tama     Hey, Manager! I thought     I told you to stop calling! [16:58] Tama     Shut up! We never wanna hear     your stupid lectures ever again! [17:02] Tora     We're done letting anyone     take advantage of us. [17:05] Nora     Just a bunch of hyenas trying     to leech off of our hard work! [17:09] Buchi     I'm so exhausted of this industry... [17:11] Gunma-chan     That sounds hard... [17:12] Tama     All of that ends today! [17:15] Nora     But we haven't told our     management company yet. [17:17] Tora     Who cares? We pay the penalties     and then we're free! [17:20] Buchi     I just don't want to do anything anymore... [17:27] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I get it. That happens. [17:30] Tama     Whaddaya mean? You're just a kid. [17:33] Tama     There's stuff you don't wanna do, either? [17:35] Nora     Even though you're not even an adult yet? [17:38] Gunma-chan     Sure. [17:39] Tama     Even Gunma-chan,     who hasn't become anything yet. [17:42] Buchi     But, you look so happy all the time. [17:44] Gunma-chan     Yeah, but there are days I'm not happy. [17:48] Tama     Then... What do you on those days? [17:52] Gunma-chan     Lie in bed and take it easy? [17:55] Tama     Take... it easy? [17:58] Nora     I forgot... We haven't had     any time off in forever... [18:02] Tora     We were so focused on turning our     popularity into bigger success... [18:06] Buchi     And then I couldn't clean anymore... [18:08] Gunma-chan     It's a waste if you're not having fun. [18:13] Meows     A waste... [18:15] Tama     Before I knew it, music was no fun anymore. [18:20] Tama     Even back when no one took us     seriously, it wasn't like this... [18:25] Tama     We were always at our part-time jobs. SIGN    Welcome to      Gunma [18:28] Tora     And we played in front     of the station every Saturday night. [18:32] Nora     And afterwards, we'd always hang out at [18:35] Nora     Tama's place and stay up all     night talking about our dream. [18:38] Buchi     That was fun.... [18:40] Tama     Yeah, those days were fun. [18:43] Nora     I loved you guys. [18:45] Tora     We all had big dreams. [18:47] Buchi     Even though we had nothing. [18:50] Tama     Nora and Tora got     in a big fight once, remember? [18:53] Buchi     Tama and I tried to stop you guys     and Nora knocked us out. [18:56] Tora     And the two of you got mad     and went at Nora but hit me instead. [19:00] Nora     Then Tora got mad     and charged at Tama and Buchi. [19:04] Meows     And we all agreed that violence     was never the answer. [19:10] Tama     Then we found our management company     and went in to meet them... [19:13] (Flashback) Meows     Thanks for taking us in! [19:15] Tama     ...And we became popular... SIGN    Meows Concert [19:16] (Flashback) Meows     'Sup. [19:18] Tama     ...And I guess we changed. [19:21] (Flashback) Meows     Z-Zero customers?! [19:24] (Flashback) President     You're all fired! [19:26] Tama     Guys, we might have messed this up bad... [19:32] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [19:36] Narrator     I guess this is where     we'll use Gunma Power today. [19:39] Narrator     What do you all think? [19:42] Meows     Forget breaking up! [19:46] Gunma-chan     That's good! [19:47] Tama     I still know I like music! [19:49] Nora     I believe in the power of music! [19:51] Tora     I want our music to reach people! [19:52] Buchi     That's what us Meows are about. [19:54] Meows     Meow! [19:56] Gunma-chan     Yay. [20:00] Tama     Since we were planning on breaking up, [20:02] Tama     I don't have any lyrics written. [20:04] Nora     And I don't have any melodies written! [20:06] Tora     Or arrangements made! [20:08] Buchi     I don't have any worries at the moment. [20:10] Buchi     Which is unsettling... [20:13] Gunma-chan     Then... [20:14] Meows     Then? [20:16] Gunma-chan     You all can... [20:17] Meows     We all can? [20:19] Gunma-chan     Break up? [20:22] Meows     Break up... [20:23] Tama     There's no way we can do that! [20:25] Nora     We are the Meows! [20:26] Tora     Until the day we die! [20:28] Buchi     We won't break up. Ever! [20:30] Tama     The handsome lead vocal, Tama! [20:32] Nora     The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora! [20:34] Tora     The cool and collected bassist, Tora! [20:37] Buchi     The mohawk drummer, Buchi! [20:41] Meows     We are the rock band the Meows! Meow! [20:44] Gunma-chan     So cool! [20:46] Gunma-chan     Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meows! [20:49] Gunma-chan     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, Meows! [20:51] Gunma-chan     Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meows! [20:52] Tama     Nice phrase, man. Let's use that! [20:55] Tama     Thanks for the encore, everyone! [20:58] Tama     Did you like our new song,     "Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meows!"? [20:59] Audience     Meow, meow, meow, meow, Meows! [21:01] Nora     We're so grateful for you. [21:02] Audience     Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, Meows! [21:03] Nora     You keep us going! [21:05] Tora     You're all true Meows fans. [21:07] Tora     Friends for life! [21:09] Buchi     Don't forget to get your     Meows merch after the concert! [21:13] Tama     Otherwise we won't be able to pay our taxes! [21:17] Narrator     It's our duty as citizens to pay taxes. [21:19] Gunma-chan     I guess adults have it pretty tough. [21:23] Gunma-chan     Meows Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     We all work so hard every day! [23:05] Narrator     Everyone needs a day to refresh     and blow off some steam. [23:08] Narrator     Hm? Play cards, you say? Sounds fun! [23:13] Narrator     Go camping by the lake? Amazing! [23:17] Narrator     Did someone say, "hot springs tour"? [23:20] Narrator     You're really tugging     at my heart strings now. [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Let's Go to the Hot Springs! SIGN    and two others! SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 7 - Let's Go Camping! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Let's Go Camping! SIGN    Let's Go Camping! [01:31] Gunma-chan     "Let's Go Camping!" [01:34] Dad/Gunma-chan/Aoma     Let's go camping! Let's go     camping! Let's go camping! [01:34] Narrator     It's another sunny day in Gunma. [01:40] Narrator     So it seems Gunma-chan is going camping. [01:45] Dad     Alright, we're here. [01:52] Aoma     I guess it's not all that bad! [01:54] Gunma-chan     The air is so clean! [01:55] Narrator     A classic phrase when it comes to camping. [02:00] Dad     Okay, then. [02:01] Dad     Let's start pitching the tent... [02:02] Gunma-chan/Aoma     Woo-hoo! [02:06] Aoma     Wait for me, Gunma-chan! [02:06] Dad     Those two... [02:11] Dad     Let's see what I can do! [02:12] Narrator     As a side note, this is Gunma-chan's     Dad's fifth time camping. SIGN    Instruction Manual [02:16] Narrator     It's all been solo camping until today. [02:30] Dad     There we go! The tent is done. [02:34] Dad     Now for the fly... [02:39] Dad     Drive in the tent pegs... [02:41] Dad     Pull the fly over the tent, and... [02:43] Dad     All finished! [02:49] Dad     Hey, guys... [02:51] Gunma-chan/Aoma     Huh? What is it? [02:54] Dad     How many people are here? [02:57] Gunma-chan     Three. [02:59] Dad     You're right. Three people. [03:02] Dad     We're here to enjoy camping! [03:04] Gunma-chan/Aoma     Yeah... [03:05] Dad     What do we do when camping? [03:08] Gunma-chan/Aoma     We play! [03:10] Dad     Wrong! So close! [03:13] Dad     Without a tent, we have nowhere to sleep. [03:15] Dad     And without a fire, we have no food. [03:17] Dad     So I guess we're in trouble... [03:20] Dad     Unless someone does that work. [03:23] Dad     Who do you think should do it? [03:25] Dad     Wrong! [03:27] Dad     Not even close! [03:29] Dad     Camping is about everyone     working together to have fun. [03:34] Aoma     But we're kids! Our job is to play. [03:36] Gunma-chan     That's right, that's right! [03:38] Dad     What do you think "play" is? [03:40] Gunma-chan     Playing games, reading manga,     and hanging out with friends! [03:46] Aoma     Exactly, it means to have fun with friends! [03:51] Dad     Ding ding ding! [03:52] Dad     You are correct. [03:53] Dad     "Have fun" is the answer. [03:55] Gunma-chan/Aoma     Have fun? [03:57] Dad     That's right. [03:58] Dad     When you're camping, everything's fun. [04:03] Dad     We're having fun camping. [04:06] Dad     Having fun, having fun. [04:07] Dad     Having fun, having fun. [04:09] Dad     Can't help but have fun. [04:11] Dad     Camping, camping. [04:13] Dad     Camping is the best! [04:15] Dad     This is fun! [04:17] Gunma-chan     That looks fun. [04:19] Aoma     I guess we can give it a shot. [04:22] Dad     Tsk, tsk, tsk. [04:24] Dad     Too bad, but the tent's already finished. [04:26] Gunma-chan/Aoma     What?! Not fair... [04:29] Dad     But we can all make dinner together. [04:31] Gunma-chan/Aoma     Yeah, let's do that! [04:35] Aoma     What's this? [04:36] Gunma-chan     A table? [04:37] Dad     This is... [04:38] Dad     Lay down the charcoal, [04:41] Dad     and then like this... [04:44] Dad     And this... [04:45] Dad     Ta-da! Now we can cook. [04:49] Dad     Alright, let's all get to cooking! [04:52] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     Having fun, having fun. [04:55] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     Camping, camping. [04:57] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     Get our ingredients and cut, cut, cut! [05:01] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     Let them cook together, [05:03] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     and we've made our soup! [05:05] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     Cook our sausages, [05:09] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     toast the buns, [05:10] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     and sandwich them together to make a hot dog! [05:13] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     All done! [05:15] Gunma-chan     This looks good. [05:16] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Dad     Thank you for the meal! [05:23] Gunma-chan     This hot dog is super duper good. [05:28] Aoma     This soup isn't bad, either. [05:32] Dad     We're having fun with good     food, isn't this great? [05:34] Gunma-chan/Aoma     Yeah, I love camping! [05:42] Dad     Ah, the serene moment     of a post-meal coffee break... [05:53] Dad     Kids sure have a lot of energy. [05:56] Dad     Alright, then! Come on, let's go canoeing! [06:07] Gunma-chan     Canoeing is fun. [06:08] Aoma     Lakes are awesome. [06:10] Dad     We should bring your mom     and Yuumi next time, too. [06:14] Dad     I bet they're missing us right about now... [06:18] Yuumi     Yaki-manju party, yay! [06:21] Mom     I gathered up some sweets today. [06:25] Meemi     Wow! [06:30] Yuumi     They're so sweet and good! [06:35] Meemi     Oh my gosh, what is this?! It's so sweet! [06:38] Mom     Hey, you got the good one. [06:40] Mom     I used a sweetener that's 400 times     the sweetness of sugar. [06:44] Meemi     It's too sweet! [06:46] Mom     Is it? They say try everything     at least once, so... [06:49] Mom     Maybe next time I'll get the 300     times sweetener instead of the 400. [06:52] Yuumi     Why? [06:54] Mom     I love the thrill of finding that thin line [06:56] Mom     between just right and too much... [06:57] Meemi     Why, though? [06:59] Yuumi     I have no clue. [07:02] Yuumi     It's thunder. [07:12] Aoma     Hey, are we gonna be okay? [07:14] Dad     The fly will stop it     from coming into the tent. [07:18] Gunma-chan     The rain is like music. [07:20] Dad     It's probably just passing rain. [07:22] Dad     Let's enjoy doing nothing for a bit. [07:25] Aoma     Doing nothing...? [07:28] Dad     Right. [07:29] Gunma-chan     Sounds fun. [07:30] Aoma     I guess. [07:41] Dad     This is just the usual nap. [07:52] Aoma     That was a great nap. [07:53] Dad     Alright, let's pack up and get home. [07:55] Dad     Remember to take home all our trash. [07:58] Dad     Camping doesn't end until we get home. [08:00] Dad     Let's keep having fun. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Camping Power... 100%! SIGN    Who to Play With? SIGN    Who to Play With? [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Who to Play With?" [08:14] Aoma/Meemi     Gunma-chan! Let's play! [08:19] Gunma-chan     Okay! [08:21] Aoma     So, what're we gonna do today? [08:23] Meemi     How about a card game? [08:25] Gunma-chan     Let's do that! [08:27] Aoma     Umm... You guys go ahead. [08:30] Meemi     Okay, then let's play cards just you     and me, Gunma-chan! [08:34] Aoma     Hold on a sec! [08:35] Meemi     What is it? [08:36] Aoma     Why do you think we came all this way     to Gunma-chan's house? [08:40] Gunma-chan     Why did you? [08:42] Aoma     To play with Gunma-chan, duh! [08:44] Gunma-chan     Oh! Right. [08:47] Aoma     I called his name from     the doorstep and was let in. [08:51] Aoma     So I have a right to play with Gunma-chan! [08:55] Gunma-chan     Ohh, got it. [08:57] Meemi     Now wait a minute! [08:58] Meemi     The same goes for me! [09:09] Narrator     Gunma-chan's brain neurons are firing [09:12] Narrator     full force to find a solution. [09:18] Gunma-chan     Right now, Gunma-chan, Aoma,     and Meemi are trying to play together. [09:26] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma... [09:30] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi... [09:34] Gunma-chan     You can have Aoma and Meemi, too... [09:37] Gunma-chan     But that would be sad for Gunma-chan... [09:41] Gunma-chan     This would be best! [09:44] Gunma-chan     Aoma, Meemi, let's all     three of us play together! [09:49] Aoma     That makes sense! [09:51] Meemi     Arguing is just a waste of time. [09:58] Yuumi     Onii-chan, let's play! [10:01] Meemi     Yuumi-chan, Gunma-chan     is about to play with us. [10:06] Yuumi     That can't be true, he promised     that we would play together. [10:10] Aoma     Is that true, Gunma-chan?! [10:12] Gunma-chan     Oh, I forgot! Yeah, I promised. [10:18] Aoma     What're you gonna do then?! [10:20] Meemi     Yeah, Gunma-chan! What are you going to do? [10:28] Gunma-chan     How to play with four people... [10:31] Gunma-chan     Everyone wants to play with me, so... [10:35] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma... [10:39] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi... [10:42] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Yuumi... [10:47] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Meemi... [10:50] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Yuumi... [10:54] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi and Yuumi... [10:59] Gunma-chan     This is the only way! [11:06] Gunma-chan     ...I got it. [11:07] Gunma-chan     Let's all four of us play together! [11:09] Aoma/Meemi/Yuumi     Okay! Let's do that! [11:16] Aoma     So... Can Meemi choose the right card? [11:20] Meemi     Be quiet, I'm trying to concentrate! [11:25] Meemi     Which one... [11:28] Meemi     This one! [11:29] Aoma     Aww man! I-I lost! [11:36] Meemi     Another win for me! [11:39] Aoma     You're all cheating! [11:41] Aoma     How come I'm the only one losing?! [11:44] Meemi     What are you talking about? [11:45] Meemi     You're just making things up! [11:48] Gunma-chan     Hang on, both of you. [11:51] Gunma-chan     Aoma, I don't think that was very nice. [11:53] Aoma     Are you for real, Gunma-chan?! [11:55] Aoma     Stop being a goody two shoes! [11:57] Yuumi     Onii-chan did nothing wrong! [11:59] Meemi     Enough with your attitude! [12:01] Meemi     You're being a baby, Aoma! [12:03] Aoma     What did you say?! [12:04] Aoma     So what if I'm a baby! [12:05] Aoma     I'm just a kid! [12:12] Narrator     Yes, yes. Now would be a good time. [12:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [12:41] Aoma     Sorry, guys. [12:43] Aoma     I got caught up in the heat of the moment. [12:46] Narrator     It happens. [12:48] Narrator     I hope you all take note     and study, or read, or eat, [12:53] Narrator     or watch the anime     Gunma-chan, or help others! [12:57] Narrator     Instead of just playing games. [13:01] Meemi     It's fine since you apologized! [13:03] Meemi     I forgive you. [13:04] Gunma-chan     Okay! Let's all play together! [13:07] Yuumi     Yay, let's play! [13:10] Dad     You all look like you're having fun. [13:13] Dad     Would it be okay if we joined in? [13:16] Mom     Let's play together! [13:21] Gunma-chan     How we can play is... [13:23] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma... [13:25] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi... [13:26] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Yuumi... [13:27] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Dad... [13:28] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Mom... [13:29] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Meemi... [13:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Yuumi... [13:32] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Dad... [13:34] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Mom... [13:36] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi and Yuumi... [13:37] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi and Mom... [13:39] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Meemi and Dad... [13:41] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Yuumi and Dad... [13:42] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Yuumi and Mom... [13:44] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Dad and Mom... [13:46] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Meemi and Yuumi... [13:47] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Meemi and Dad... [13:49] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Meemi and Mom... [13:51] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Yuumi and Dad... [13:53] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan and Aoma and Yuumi and Mom... [13:56] Narrator     Those of you who are good at math can try [13:58] Narrator     calculating how many possible     combinations there are. [14:05] Gunma-chan     I... can't... do this anymore... [14:08] Aoma     Thanks for having me over! [14:09] Meemi     See you later, Gunma-chan! [14:11] Gunma-chan     Bye! [14:13] Mom     Well, should we get ready for dinner? [14:17] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Yay! [14:19] All     Thank you for this meal! [14:31] Narrator     Uh-oh, it looks like Gunma-chan has     a new habit of calculating possibilities. [14:40] Gunma-chan     I don't like this... [14:43] Gunma-chan     Possibility Power... 100%! SIGN    Let's Go to the Hot Springs SIGN    Let's Go to the Hot Springs [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Let's Go to the Hot Springs!" [14:53] Narrator     Gunma-chan is going out     with his uncle today. [14:57] Akio     It's another sunny day in Gunma! [15:00] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [15:01] Akio     Going out with Gunma-chan is fun. [15:04] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [15:06] Narrator     Gunma-chan loves his uncle,     his father's younger twin brother. [15:11] Narrator     Oh, I've mentioned that before,     but I thought I'd say it again just in case. [15:15] Akio     This is so freeing. [15:17] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [15:19] Akio     We're going on a hot springs tour today! [15:22] Gunma-chan     Yay! [15:24] Narrator     Here in Hiragana Gunma,     hot springs are very famous. [15:27] Akio     It may be hard to believe,     but they call me "New York King". [15:31] Gunma-chan     New York King? [15:33] Akio     "New York" as in "nyuyoku". SIGN    New York SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing SIGN    Bathing [15:35] Akio     And King! SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King SIGN    King [15:35] Akio     New York [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing [15:35] Akio     Bathing SIGN    King of Baths [15:37] Akio     In other words, I'm the king of baths! [15:39] Narrator     So it's an old man pun. [15:41] Narrator     Please, don't hold back     and have a good laugh. [15:46] Akio     Let's go! SIGN    Bath of Kusatsu [15:50] Akio     Hot springs bring out sounds     and words hidden deep within us. [15:56] Gunma-chan     You're right. SIGN    Souvenirs SIGN    Bath of Kusatsu SIGN    Hot Springs [15:57] Akio     This is the Hiragana Bath of Kusatsu. [15:59] Akio     It's considered one of     the top three baths of Japan. [16:03] Akio     Its steam and blue green water. [16:06] Akio     Kusatsu is a fine place, come on over! [16:10] Akio     You can't help but say that phrase! [16:11] Gunma-chan     Sure can't. [16:14] Akio     The sulfur in the water helps     to soothe fatigue [16:17] Akio     and it has healing     effects on illnesses, too. [16:19] Gunma-chan     That's awesome. [16:21] Akio     Hot springs are awesome. SIGN    Ikaho Hot Springs SIGN    Welcome     to     Gunma [16:24] ---     Manju [16:24] ---     Delicious     Manju [16:24] ---     Gyoza [16:24] ---     Manju [16:24] ---     Tasty Manju [16:24] ---     Souvenirs     Famous Manju [16:25] ---     Handmade     Ramen [16:25] ---     Manju [16:25] Akio     This is Ikaho Hot Springs. [16:25] ---     Sou venirs [16:25] ---     Handmade     Ramen [16:25] ---     Sweets [16:25] ---     Snack [16:26] ---     Sake [16:28] Akio     Come on, let's climb the stairs! SIGN    Open SIGN    Ikaho-famous     Manju SIGN    Manju SIGN    Souvenirs SIGN    Famous Manju     Souvenirs SIGN    Ramen     Gyoza SIGN    Sake SIGN    Sweets SIGN    Souvenirs SIGN    Manju [16:34] Gunma-chan     Uncle, are you okay? [16:36] Akio     I-I'm okay. [16:41] Akio     The water here is brown-colored and mellow. [16:43] Gunma-chan     Mellow! [16:45] Akio     That hard work from climbing     the stairs just melts away. [16:48] Gunma-chan     That's nice. SIGN    Open SIGN    Ikaho-famous     Manju SIGN    Manju SIGN    Souvenirs SIGN    Famous Manju     Souvenirs SIGN    Sweets SIGN    Homemade Ramen     Gyoza SIGN    Sake SIGN    Sweets SIGN    Souvenirs SIGN    Manju SIGN    Today's     Recommended     Manju [16:51] Akio     This is the famous Yu no Hana Manju. [16:54] Gunma-chan     So good. [16:56] Narrator     Hot springs are wonderful, of course, [16:59] Narrator     but please avoid bathing     for too long or on an empty stomach. [17:03] Akio     Who's talking? [17:05] Narrator     Oh?! I'm the narrator. [17:07] Gunma-chan     She's my friend. [17:08] Narrator     I'm only supposed to be able to     interact with Gunma-chan... [17:12] Akio     Supposed to?! [17:13] Akio     Who cares about the details,     come on out if you're here! [17:17] Gunma-chan     Come on out! [17:20] Narrator     I'm supposed to be     Gunma-chan's imaginary friend... [17:25] Gunma-chan     We get to play again. [17:27] Akio     You know what they say. "In traveling,     a companion; in life, compassion". [17:29] Akio     Let's have fun. [17:31] Narrator     This may look like three people     are riding at first glance, [17:34] Narrator     but in reality I don't exist,     so we're abiding by the rules. SIGN    Shima Hot Springs [17:41] Narrator     Shima Hot Springs was named     after an old tale. [17:44] Narrator     Legend says it can cure up     to 40,000 illnesses. [17:48] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [17:49] Akio     Oh, so she does the commentary, too! [17:51] Akio     That makes it easier for your uncle. [17:53] Narrator     Sakanoue no Tamuramaro,     who came to conquer Ezo, [17:56] Narrator     is said to have started     this area's bathing culture. [18:01] Akio     Don't sweat the small stuff. [18:03] Akio     As long as it's warm and we can relax. [18:07] Narrator     You're right! [18:08] Narrator     There are so many different ways     to enjoy any hot spring. [18:12] Akio     You got it! [18:14] Akio     I'm not a hot springs maniac, I'm a fan. [18:18] Gunma-chan     What's the difference     between maniacs and fans? [18:21] Akio     Well... I guess when you think about it, [18:24] Akio     they're basically the same. [18:26] Akio     I suppose there's a vague     line somewhere between the two. [18:30] Narrator     Gunma-chan, is your     uncle some sort of expert? [18:35] Gunma-chan     I think so. [18:36] Akio     The spring here is largely     made up of sodium and calcium, [18:39] Akio     so it's good for your gut if you drink it, [18:41] Akio     and your skin if you bathe in it. [18:43] Narrator     Just as I thought, he's not     your run-of-the-mill uncle. [18:46] Gunma-chan     I guess. SIGN    Oigami Hot Springs SIGN    Hot Springs Folk Tale [18:52] Akio     This is Oigami Hot Springs. [18:54] Akio     It has a long history,     and it's said that once upon a time, [18:56] Akio     a fight broke out between the god of Mt.     Akagi and the god of Nikko's Mt. Nantai. [19:00] Akio     The god of Mt. Akagi was wounded by a bow,     and when he thrust an arrow [19:06] Akio     into the foot of Mt. Akagi, hot water     immediately boiled and healed his wound, [19:10] Akio     allowing him to pursue     the god of Mt. Nantai. [19:13] Akio     "God of pursuit" turned to "God     of Age" overtime, hence its name. SIGN    God of Pursuit SIGN    God of Age [19:18] Narrator     He's extraordinary. [19:20] Gunma-chan     I guess. SIGN    Minakami Hot Springs [19:25] Akio     This spring is made up of calcium     and it's a sulfate spring, [19:28] Akio     with many hot springs alongside the river. [19:31] Akio     The "mi" card in Jomo Karuta is [19:33] Akio     "Minakami Tanigawa; Ski and Hiking". SIGN    Minakami Tanigawa; SIGN    Ski and Hiking [19:37] Gunma-chan     Wow, that's cool it's on karuta. [19:40] Narrator     Not your run-of-the-mill uncle... [19:43] Gunma-chan     I think so. [19:44] Akio     I'm not your run-of-the-mill uncle. [19:47] Akio     I'm just an uncle. See, I'm normal. [19:48] Gunma-chan     Really? [19:50] Akio     Although I guess these days,     it's harder to be just a regular person. [19:55] Narrator     That was deep. [19:56] Akio     Who cares about deep stuff. [19:58] Akio     We're here to soak in some hot springs. [20:02] Akio     Just having one of these days every now     and then makes life more fun. [20:07] Akio     Today's memories will last a lifetime. [20:11] Akio     Isn't that special? [20:14] Gunma-chan/Narrator     So special! [20:15] Akio     Did your uncle say     something cool for a change?! [20:19] Akio     Go on, jot it down. [20:20] Narrator     Just an uncle. [20:21] Gunma-chan     I think so. [20:22] Akio     It may be special,     but not like a steak special! [20:28] Narrator     A old man pun... [20:29] Gunma-chan     So cool! [20:33] Akio     Chugging cold drinks     after a bath is the best. [20:38] Gunma-chan/Narrator     The best! [20:40] Akio     Just so you know, mine's     the non-alcoholic kind of beer, [20:43] Akio     so no compliance issues here! SIGN    Bath [20:46] Gunma-chan     Who are you talking to? [20:47] Akio     I guess all the adults watching. [20:49] Narrator     Definitely just an uncle. [20:51] Akio     It's not easy being normal. [20:55] Narrator     I had so much fun today. [20:57] Gunma-chan     Me too! [20:59] Akio     Let's take another trip soon! [21:01] Narrator     "Another trip" sounds good. [21:03] Gunma-chan     I like "another trip"! [21:05] Narrator     Well then, see you soon. [21:08] Gunma-chan     She's gone. [21:10] Akio     That's a bit sad. [21:13] Narrator     I can stay a bit longer if you'd like. [21:16] Gunma-chan     I think I'd like that. [21:20] Gunma-chan     Hot springs are nice. [21:23] Gunma-chan     Hot Springs Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     What do you all think growing up means? [23:06] Narrator     Let's try asking your mom and dad! [23:09] Narrator     I'm sure their answers will be interesting. [23:11] Narrator     Just between you and me... [23:13] Narrator     Sometimes, even adults don't     know what it means to grow up. [23:18] Narrator     Which is really interesting.     But there's no need to know! [23:22] Narrator     You can keep enjoying being kids tomorrow! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Gunma-chan's Odd Morning SIGN    and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 8 - Meemi and Her Dad Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Meemi and Her Dad SIGN    Meemi and Her Dad [01:30] Episode Title Text     "Meemi and Her Dad." [01:33] Narrator     This is the home of Meemi,     Gunma-chan's friend. [01:37] Meemi's Dad     Honey, how's your schedule today? [01:40] Meemi's Mom     I have a costume fitting     and then a rehearsal after this. [01:44] Narrator     Meemi's mom is an actor. [01:47] Meemi's Dad     Do you need dinner? [01:49] Meemi's Mom     I have a meeting     in the evening, so I'm okay. [01:53] Meemi's Dad     Okay, take care. [01:55] Meemi's Mom     Thanks. [01:57] Meemi's Mom     You have a good day working, too! [01:59] Meemi's Dad     Y-Yeah... I will. [02:01] Meemi's Dad     I've got the plot sorted out... [02:04] Meemi's Dad     mostly. [02:05] Narrator     Meemi's dad is an author. [02:09] Narrator     A "plot" is kind of like     the blueprint of a novel. [02:14] Meemi     Have a good day! [02:19] Meemi     Mom left for work, Dad... [02:24] Meemi's Dad     Oh, Meemi. [02:25] Meemi     Are you okay? [02:27] Meemi's Dad     It's just that I've noticed     a contradiction in my plot... [02:31] Meemi     What are you going to do? [02:33] Meemi's Dad     Well, I have no choice but     to make it flow as best as I can... [02:38] Meemi's Dad     But... [02:39] Meemi     You look pretty stressed. [02:42] Meemi's Dad     I can't work any harder! [02:46] Meemi     I know, I know. [02:47] Meemi     Because you already work so hard. Right? [02:51] Meemi's Dad     That's right! [02:53] Meemi     Because writing novels is 100 times     harder than reading them. Right? [02:58] Meemi     And you want me to just watch     on and support you from afar? [03:02] Meemi's Dad     Yes, exactly! [03:03] Meemi's Dad     Meemi... Thank you... [03:07] Meemi     It's okay. [03:08] Meemi     I'm your daughter, so of course I support you. [03:11] Meemi's Dad     Thank you Meemi! [03:14] Dad     You keep me going! [03:19] Meemi     You can count on me! [03:21] Meemi     But... [03:24] Meemi     He's usually a great dad, [03:26] Meemi     but it can be exhausting when he's writing. [03:30] Meemi     I'm just a kid and it's too much for me! [03:33] Meemi     I might be the most     unfortunate girl in Gunma. [03:37] Meemi     But that won't keep me down! [03:43] Meemi     The handsome lead vocal, Tama! [03:46] Meemi     The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora! [03:49] Meemi     The cool and collected bassist, Tora! [03:52] Meemi     The mohawk drummer, Buchi! [03:55] Meemi     We are the rock band the Meows! Meow! [03:59] Meemi     Meow! [04:01] Meemi     As long as I have the Meows, I'll be okay. [04:03] Meemi     I got ahold of next month's concert tickets, [04:06] Meemi     so I have something to look     forward to while encouraging dad. [04:10] Meemi     Meow! [04:13] Meemi's Dad     Maybe there's some way to use the plot as is [04:16] Meemi's Dad     and whip together     a surprising twist at the end... [04:19] Meemi's Dad     The murdered victim is actually.... [04:22] Meemi's Dad     Actually... [04:26] Meemi's Dad     Yes, that could work... [04:29] Meemi's Dad     That could work! [04:32] Meemi     Dad... [04:34] Meemi's Dad     Meow-ahh! [04:36] Meemi     Dad, I made some tea... Are you okay? [04:40] Meemi's Dad     I-I'm fine. Thanks for the tea. [04:44] Meemi's Dad     I don't want to be rude,     but could you give me some alone time? [04:49] Meemi     Okay. [05:00] Meemi     Hey, Aoma... [05:02] Aoma     What? [05:03] Meemi     Living is hard. [05:06] Aoma     Wha?! What's that about? [05:10] Aoma     Oh, by "hard" do you mean like, not fun? [05:17] Meemi     Well, some things are hard but still fun. [05:21] Aoma     That's true. [05:28] Aoma     I bet it's nice being Gunma-chan. [05:30] Aoma     He probably doesn't have any problems. [05:32] Meemi     So true. [05:37] Gunma-chan     Oh, you guys have problems? [05:43] Gunma-chan     You're such grown-ups. [05:45] Meemi/Aoma     No, we're kids! [05:47] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay... [05:49] Meemi     I'm home. [05:52] Meemi     Dad, I'm home. [05:54] Meemi's Dad     Welcome home, Meemi. [05:56] Meemi's Dad     I came up with a good     solution after you left. [06:00] Meemi's Dad     And I even changed the culprit     to someone completely unexpected. [06:05] Meemi's Dad     This one's good... [06:06] Meemi's Dad     This one's really good! [06:08] Meemi     That's good. [06:10] Meemi's Dad     I didn't realize the time. [06:13] Meemi's Dad     Let's make dinner. [06:14] Meemi     I'll help. [06:16] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [06:18] Narrator     Nice work, Gunma-chan. [06:20] Narrator     Perfect timing. [06:21] Meemi     Looks so good! [06:23] Meemi's Dad     Your help made this the perfect dinner! [06:29] Meemi     We'll say you made it yourself. [06:32] Meemi     We don't want Mom to get mad. [06:34] Meemi's Dad     Thanks, Meemi! [06:36] Meemi's Dad     Your mom is nice, but strict about rules... [06:39] Meemi's Dad     Adults have it hard, too... [06:42] Meemi     Roger that! [06:45] Meemi's Mom     I'm home. [06:46] Meemi     Welcome home. [06:47] Meemi's Mom     I'm sorry I'm so late. [06:50] Meemi     It's totally fine! [06:51] Meemi     Dad has everything under control. [06:55] Meemi's Mom     Really? [06:58] Meemi's Dad     O-Of course. [07:00] Meemi's Dad     I've been working hard all day with     the house and cooking as Meemi's Dad. [07:05] Meemi's Mom     Is that so. [07:07] Meemi's Mom     I might go ahead and play detective, then. [07:09] Meemi's Dad     No, no. That's fine, honey. [07:12] Meemi's Dad     I'm sure you're tired from work. [07:14] Meemi's Dad     Why don't you relax when you're at home? [07:19] Meemi     Dad really was working hard all day. [07:21] Meemi's Dad     Thanks, Meemi! [07:24] Meemi's Dad     Did you hear that, honey? [07:25] Meemi's Dad     Do you believe me now? [07:27] Meemi's Mom     Okay, okay. Good work today. [07:38] Meemi     Having to take care of adults all day [07:40] Meemi     makes it rough for kids, too... [07:42] Meemi     I can't wait for the Meows concert! [07:49] Meemi     Today was so exhausting... [07:55] Meemi     Come on, everyone! [07:57] Meemi     Let's rock on! [07:58] Meemi     Give it everything you got! [08:01] Meemi     Meow! [08:03] Gunma-chan     Meemi Power... 100%! SIGN    Aoma Stays at Home SIGN    Aoma Stays at Home [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Aoma Stays at Home." [08:14] Narrator     This is the home of Aoma,     Gunma-chan's friend. [08:17] Aoma     And then yesterday, Gunma-chan... [08:20] Aoma's Dad     Aoma, let's not talk while we're eating. [08:24] Aoma's Mom     That's right, sweetie. It's bad manners. [08:26] Aoma     Okay... [08:27] Narrator     Aoma's mom and dad are both school teachers. [08:33] Aoma's Mom     Lunch is in the fridge,     so heat it up when you want to eat. [08:37] Aoma's Dad     Gaming is limited to an hour a day. [08:40] Aoma's Mom     I laid out your homework for you,     so finish that, too. [08:43] Aoma     Okay... [08:52] Aoma     Special Attack! [08:53] Aoma     Underworld Typhoon! [09:02] Aoma     I'm not done yet! [09:07] Aoma     How about this! And take that! [09:13] Aoma     Yes! Gotcha! [09:15] Aoma     Phew, that was a good round. [09:20] Aoma     Oops, it's been over two hours... [09:24] Aoma     I might be the real bad guy not     listening to my parents like this. [09:32] Aoma     It's only 11 o'clock, but... [09:35] Aoma     I'm the type... [09:36] Aoma     To eat lunch whenever I want! [09:40] Aoma     I'm such a baddie. Thanks for the meal! [09:43] Aoma     Yum, so good. [09:49] Aoma     And since I don't like veggies, [09:52] Aoma     I'll just set them off to the side. [09:55] Aoma     Man, I'm an outlaw! [10:00] Aoma     With both of my parents being so strict, [10:03] Aoma     people probably expect     their kid to be the same. [10:07] Aoma     But not me! [10:10] Aoma     I'm the prince of the land of beds! [10:13] Aoma     So I'll nap as much as I want from noon on. [10:26] Aoma     I can't sleep... [10:28] Aoma     It's not cause I was told to do my homework. [10:31] Aoma     I just suddenly wanted to study, that's all. [10:40] Aoma     I can't do this anymore! [10:41] Aoma     30 minutes a day tops, that's just who I am! [10:45] Narrator     Considering that, he's rather diligent. [10:49] Aoma     Someone's gossiping about me. [10:54] Aoma     Maybe I'll go for a walk     for a change of pace. [11:13] Meemi     Hey, Aoma... [11:15] Aoma     What? [11:16] Meemi     Living is hard. [11:19] Aoma     Wha?! What's that about? [11:23] Aoma     Oh, by "hard" do you mean like, not fun? [11:29] Meemi     Well, some things are hard but still fun. [11:34] Aoma     That's true. [11:41] Aoma     I bet it's nice being Gunma-chan. [11:43] Aoma     He probably doesn't have any problems. [11:45] Meemi     So true. [11:50] Gunma-chan     Oh, you guys have problems? [11:56] Gunma-chan     You're such grown-ups. [11:58] Meemi/Aoma     No, we're kids! [12:00] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay... [12:03] Aoma     See ya! [12:06] Aoma/Gunma-chan     Gun-gun! [12:07] Aoma/Gunma-chan     The two of us are off, gally as can be [12:11] Aoma/Gunma-chan     Gun-gun, off we go [12:14] Aoma/Gunma-chan     Off to see the land of Gunma [12:21] Aoma     That was a nice change of pace. [12:23] Gunma-chan     That's good. [12:25] Aoma     When I talk with you,     I just feel much lighter. [12:29] Gunma-chan     Like after you drink cider? [12:32] Aoma     ...Not really. [12:34] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [12:35] Aoma     Oh yeah, Gunma-chan. [12:37] Aoma     It looked like Meemi was [12:39] Aoma     kinda in a rut, so let's     send her some Gunma Power. [12:46] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [12:56] Aoma     You wanna go home? [12:57] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [12:59] Aoma's Mom/Dad     We're home. [13:01] Aoma     Welcome home. [13:04] Aoma     Yes, hamburg steak! [13:06] Aoma's Mom     Sorry about the wait. [13:07] Aoma's Dad     I made some salad. [13:11] Aoma's Dad     And... I found someone else's hidden salad. [13:17] Aoma's Mom     Oh look, we get to eat so many vegetables. [13:20] Aoma     Darn. [13:21] Aoma's Dad     I didn't like veggies     when I was a kid, either. [13:26] Aoma's Dad     And now, I love vegetables. [13:29] Aoma     Really? [13:31] Aoma's Mom     He changed. [13:32] Aoma's Dad     I grew up. [13:34] Aoma     You grew up? [13:37] Aoma's Dad     I did. Before I knew it, I was an adult. [13:40] Aoma     What? [13:40] Aoma     You just turned into an adult     from a little kid? [13:43] Aoma's Mom     It was the same for me, too. [13:46] Aoma     Oh yeah, everyone was a kid at one point... [13:49] Narrator     That's right. Did you all know? [13:52] Narrator     All adults were once kids. [13:57] Aoma     Kids sure are busy. [14:00] Aoma     There's so much we have to do     before we become adults. [14:14] Aoma     Meemi, Gunma-chan! Let's get in formation. [14:16] Meemi/Gunma-chan     Roger that! [14:33] Aoma/Meemi/Gunma-chan     Formation Grown-up! [14:34] Aoma/Meemi/Gunma-chan     Gun-Gunmer to the rescue! [14:36] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer! [14:39] Narrator     They can't grow up soon enough. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Aoma Power... 100%! SIGN    Gunma-chan's Odd Morning SIGN    Gunma-chan's Odd Morning [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan's Odd Morning." [15:07] Gunma-chan     I hope today turns out     to be another good day. [15:17] Gunma-chan     Seconds, please! [15:20] Gunma-chan's Mom     Here you go. [15:22] Yuumi     Me, too! [15:24] Mom     Hang on. [15:25] Gunma-chan     I'm off! [15:27] Mom     Say hi to Aoma-chan for me. [15:34] Gunma-chan     The weather's nice and my tummy's full! [15:39] Gunma-chan     This is fun! [15:44] Gunma-chan     Yay! [15:50] Gunma-chan     Ouch! [15:57] Gunma-chan     Ow... [16:00] Gunma-chan     I fell but I'm not hurt. [16:03] Gunma-chan     Should I go play like this... [16:07] Gunma-chan     Or go home... What to do... [16:15] Gunma-chan     But I promised to play and it doesn't     hurt anymore, so let's keep going! [16:25] Gunma-chan     Aoma! Let's go play! [16:32] Aoma's Mom     Oh, Gunma-chan. [16:34] Aoma's Mom     Aoma got a call from Meemi-chan and left. [16:53] Gunma-chan     Was that... a dream? [16:56] Gunma-chan     I hope today turns out to be a good day. [17:05] Gunma-chan     Seconds, please! [17:09] Gunma-chan's Mom     Here you go. [17:12] Gunma-chan     This is where Yuumi gets seconds, too! [17:15] Yuumi     Me, too! [17:17] Gunma-chan's Mom     Hang on. [17:19] Gunma-chan     I knew it! [17:22] Gunma-chan's Mom     What are you talking about? [17:25] Gunma-chan     I'm off! [17:26] Gunma-chan's Mom     Say hi to Aoma-chan for me. [17:31] Gunma-chan     The weather's nice and my tummy's full! [17:36] Gunma-chan     This is fun! [17:43] Gunma-chan     But... [17:44] Gunma-chan     If I run here I'll trip and fall,     so let's take it slow. [17:49] Gunma-chan     In my dream, [17:51] Gunma-chan     even if I go play here Aoma     won't be home, so... [17:56] Gunma-chan     Should I go home? [17:59] Gunma-chan     Or maybe I'll go to Meemi's house? [18:07] Gunma-chan     Since I promised to play,     I'll go to Meemi's house! [18:13] Gunma-chan     Don't trip... Don't trip... [18:18] Gunma-chan     Aoma! Meemi! Let's go play! [18:28] Meemi's Mom     Oh, Gunma-chan. [18:30] Meemi's Mom     Meemi and Aoma-chan left saying they     were going to your home. [18:46] Gunma-chan     Another dream?! [18:49] Gunma-chan     What's going on...? [18:53] Gunma-chan     I wonder... what's going to happen today... [19:00] Gunma-chan     Seconds, please! [19:03] Gunma-chan's Mom     Here you go. [19:07] Gunma-chan     This is where Yuumi gets seconds, too! [19:10] Yuumi     Me, too! [19:12] Gunma-chan's Mom     Hang on. [19:14] Gunma-chan     I knew it! [19:15] Gunma-chan     And then Mom will say, [19:17] Gunma-chan     "What are you talking about?" [19:20] Gunma-chan's Mom     What are you talking about? [19:27] Gunma-chan     I'm off! [19:28] Gunma-chan's Mom     Say hi to Aoma-chan for me. [19:32] Gunma-chan     The weather's nice and my tummy's full! [19:40] Gunma-chan     It's the same as my dream! [19:45] Gunma-chan     In my dream, even if I go     play, Aoma won't be home... [19:52] Gunma-chan     If I don't go home and go to Meemi's,     Meemi won't be home either... [19:59] Gunma-chan     What am I supposed to do?! [20:23] Gunma-chan     I'm home! [20:24] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh! You're home early. [20:30] Aoma/Meemi     Gunma-chan! Let's go play! [20:37] Gunma-chan     Okay! [20:47] Aoma     What do you wanna do? [20:49] Gunma-chan     First, both of you pinch my cheeks! [20:59] Gunma-chan     Now twist it... [21:03] Gunma-chan     Ow ow ow! [21:06] Aoma/Meemi     Sorry! [21:07] Gunma-chan     No, it's a good thing! [21:14] Gunma-chan     Now I can play with no worries! [21:17] Narrator     What an odd chain of events... [21:20] Narrator     Anyways, see you again soon! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Oddity Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     Have you all been on an adventure recently? [23:05] Narrator     It can be exciting to visit a new place! [23:08] Narrator     But you know, not all adventures     are about going places. [23:12] Narrator     Reading a new book is an adventure. [23:15] Narrator     Drawing a picture is an adventure. [23:17] Narrator     Trying a newly released snack is... [23:19] Narrator     You're right! An adventure. [23:21] Narrator     If you get tired, you can take a break     and go on another adventure. [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    An Adventure Above the Clouds SIGN    and two others! SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 9 - An Adventure Above the Clouds Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    An Adventure Above the Clouds SIGN    An Adventure Above the Clouds [01:30] Gunma-chan     "An Adventure Above the Clouds." [01:35] Meemi     The weather's so nice today. [01:39] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [01:41] Meemi     There's only one thing     to do on a day like this! [01:48] Meemi     Go on an adventure! [01:50] Gunma-chan     An adventure... [01:55] Gunma-chan     Sounds fun! [01:56] Meemi     Alright, let's go! [01:59] Gunma-chan     Go where? [02:00] Meemi     Where? Umm... [02:05] Meemi     Somewhere we've never been before. [02:06] Meemi     That would be an adventure! [02:08] Gunma-chan     That sounds fun. [02:11] Gunma-chan     I feel like this has happened before... [02:14] Meemi     That's called "deja vu". [02:17] Meemi     It's your mind playing tricks on you. [02:20] Gunma-chan     Okay. [02:22] Gunma-chan/Meemi     Gun-gun, gun-gun [02:26] Gunma-chan/Meemi     The two of us are off, gally as can be [02:32] Gunma-chan/Meemi     Gun-gun, off we go [02:34] Gunma-chan/Meemi     To see the land of Gunma! [02:50] Meemi     I'm tired after all this adventuring. [02:53] Gunma-chan     Yeah... but it's fun! [02:56] Meemi     You're right, it's tiring but fun! [03:00] Gunma-chan     Let's stop over there. [03:01] Meemi     Okay, let's go. [03:06] Meemi     Only a little more to go! [03:11] Gunma-chan     Whoa, the wind! [03:13] Meemi     It's Gunma's famous karakkaze! [03:16] Gunma-chan     Huh... [03:21] Meemi     Look out! [03:30] Gunma-chan     We're flying. [03:33] Gunma-chan     Meemi, we're flying. [03:39] Gunma-chan     This is fun! [03:40] Gunma-chan     Definitely an adventure. [03:44] Meemi     How do we get down from here? [03:47] Gunma-chan     I don't know. [03:57] Gunma-chan     That was a wild adventure. [03:59] Meemi     How was that an adventure?! [04:01] Meemi     It was a freak accident! [04:06] Meemi     Wait, where are we? [04:09] Daruma A     This is Gunma. [04:10] Daruma A     Specifically, 88-88 Daruma,     Aza, Gunma District in Gunma. [04:20] Daruma A     Hello, I am Daruma. [04:23] Gunma-chan     Hello, Daruma-san. [04:34] Daruma B     Hello. [04:35] Daruma C     Hello. [04:36] Daruma D     Hello. [04:38] Daruma E     Hello. [04:39] Gunma-chan     Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. [04:45] Meemi     Do you all know each other? [04:47] Gunma-chan     Nope, never met them. [04:49] Meemi     Wha?! [04:51] Meemi     Then don't greet each other     like acquaintances! [04:56] Darumas     You sure are merry, Gunma-chan and Meemi. [04:58] Meemi     How do you know who we are? [05:02] Daruma A     We Daruma know everything there is     to know about hiragana Gunma. [05:08] Daruma B     We do read the Jomo Times, you know. [05:11] Daruma C     And watch Gunma Broadcasting. [05:14] Daruma D     This is the land of the Daruma Tribe,     but you don't have to be a Daruma to enter. [05:19] Daruma E     We welcome you     as honorary Daruma Gunma-nian. [05:24] Daruma D     You two are lucky. [05:26] Daruma D     Today is our annual Grand Daruma Festival. [05:30] Daruma E     Please drink, sing, dance,     and daruma it up all day! [05:34] Meemi     Why, thank you. [05:37] Meemi     But what does it mean to "daruma it up"? [05:42] Daruma A     It's to daruma, of course. [05:46] Gunma-chan     To daruma! [05:48] Darumas     Daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma, SIGN    Daruma Festival [05:54] Darumas     daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma. SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Famous SIGN    Daruma Soba [05:57] Gunma-chan/Meemi     Daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma. SIGN    Takoyaki SIGN    Daruma Soba SIGN    Cotton Candy SIGN    Candied Apples SIGN    Yaki-Manju SIGN    Bubble Tea SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Sausages SIGN    Chocolate-Covered     Bananas [06:00] ---     Takoyaki [06:01] Daruma A     I'm sorry. [06:03] Daruma A     Younger Daruma like us     aren't too worried about rules, [06:07] Daruma A     but traditional older Daruma don't care     for non-Daruma being in the festival. [06:14] Gunma-chan     It's okay. Being Daruma is fun! [06:18] Meemi     It really suits you, Gunma-chan. [06:22] Gunma-chan     You look good, too, Meemi. [06:24] Meemi     I'm not flattered! [06:26] Darumas     Daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma, [06:29] Darumas     daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma. SIGN    King [06:31] Darumas     King Daruma! King Daruma!     King Daruma! King Daruma! [06:38] King Daruma     Daruma, daruma, daruma,     daruma, daruma, daruma. [06:42] King Daruma     Daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma. [06:46] King Daruma     Daru-daru-daru-daru-daru-daru-daru... [06:49] King Daruma     Daru-daru-daru-daru-daru-daru-daru... [06:56] King Daruma     Drrrrr..... [06:57] Gunma-chan     MA! [06:59] Daruma G     He stole the "ma" from the King! [07:01] Daruma H     The King's "ma"... [07:04] Meemi     What's going on? [07:05] Daruma A     Only the King is allowed to shout "ma". [07:08] Daruma A     This is a special ceremony     that only happens once a year. [07:14] King Daruma     Who dares steal my spotlight? [07:23] Gunma-chan     ...Me-erkat. [07:27] King Daruma     You're a Daruma worth paying attention to. [07:33] King Daruma     Daru-daru-daru-daru... [07:36] Darumas/Gunma-chan     Daru-daru-daru-daru-daru-...ma! [07:39] Darumas/Gunma-chan     Daruma, daruma, daruma, daruma! [07:39] Meemi     I don't understand this festival... [07:43] Gunma-chan     This is fun. [07:47] Daruma A     Come again! [07:50] Gunma-chan     See you! [07:54] Gunma-chan     Adventures are nice. [07:57] Narrator     It really was a wild adventure. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Daruma Power... 100%! SIGN    Art Is a Big Bang! SIGN    Art Is a Big Bang! [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Art Is a Big Bang!" [08:14] Diver     Art is a big bang! [08:21] Narrator     In case you don't know, the Big Bang is the [08:23] Narrator     explosion that occurred     when the universe was born. [08:28] Museum Director     Mr. Diver, thank you for allowing us     to create this exhibit. [08:34] Museum Director     We look forward to working with you. [08:37] Museum Director     Local citizens have     also expressed great joy. [08:40] Manager     Even the smallest work of Mr. Diver's     is worth several hundred million. [08:44] Manager     Please take extra precaution     during the exhibit. [08:47] Museum Director     Absolutely. [08:49] Museum Director     We will strive to provide a safe     and secure environment. [08:51] Museum Director     You can count on our curators     to offer the best customer service. [08:57] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan and his mom     are visiting the art museum. [09:03] Gunma-chan's Mom     The famous artist Diver-san     is having an exhibit. [09:06] Gunma-chan     Wow, I can't wait! [09:10] Visitor A     Just what you'd expect from Diver-san. [09:12] Visitor B     It's exquisite. [09:14] Gunma-chan's Mom     I'm not too savvy about the arts scene, [09:18] Gunma-chan's Mom     but the artist Diver     is all the buzz right now. [09:22] Gunma-chan     Wow... SIGN    Please do not touch the artwork. [09:24] Curator A     Ahem! [09:27] Gunma-chan's Mom     Gunma-chan! [09:28] Gunma-chan's Mom     Touching the art isn't allowed. [09:31] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [09:32] Gunma-chan's Mom     Art museums are for "appreciating" art. [09:36] Gunma-chan     Appreciating? [09:37] Gunma-chan's Mom     That's right. [09:38] Gunma-chan's Mom     We watch and enjoy art     from a distance, like this. [09:41] Gunma-chan     Ohh... [09:46] Gunma-chan's Mom/Curator A     No no no! [09:48] Gunma-chan     Oh, right... not allowed. [09:50] Gunma-chan's Mom     That's right. [09:52] Diver     So you want to touch it? [09:54] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [09:55] Curator A     Diver-san! [09:57] Diver     Unfortunately... [09:58] Diver     My artwork isn't to be touched! [10:04] Gunma-chan     He exploded... [10:05] Diver     Exactly! Art is a big bang! [10:11] Manager     Mr. Diver is lively today. [10:14] Gunma-chan's Mom     Let's go, Gunma-chan. [10:17] Gunma-chan's Mom     True artists are a little... different. [10:21] Gunma-chan     That grandpa was funny. [10:23] Gunma-chan's Mom     He was certainly funky. [10:25] Gunma-chan's Mom     But a little mean, don't you think? [10:27] Gunma-chan     Yeah, that's true. SIGN    Let's have fun together! [10:35] Gunma-chan's Mom     I'm glad there's a place for kids to play. [10:41] Gunma-chan     Wee! [10:46] Gunma-chan's Mom     Is something the matter? [10:48] Curator B     T-That's Mr. Diver's artwork! [10:53] Gunma-chan's Mom     But the sign says,     "Let's have fun together"... [10:56] Curator B     That's the title of the artwork. [10:58] Gunma-chan's Mom     But then the bucket of paint... [11:00] Curator B     That's part of the display! [11:02] Curator B     It's worth at least a few million! [11:04] Gunma-chan's Mom     What a trap! [11:07] Curator B     How rude! It's true art! [11:09] Gunma-chan's Mom     Gunma-chan, let's take     a break from painting... [11:13] Gunma-chan     But I'm having fun. [11:17] Gunma-chan's Mom     I know, but we need to stop. [11:21] Gunma-chan's Mom     No! [11:23] Museum Director     What in the world... [11:25] Curator B     What should we do, Director? [11:27] Curator A     If Mr. Diver were to find out about this... [11:34] Diver     Oh? [11:36] Diver     Why are you all forming     a wall in front of my work? [11:39] Curator A     Instead of showing your     beautiful work all at once, [11:44] Museum Director     We thought we could act as a curtain... [11:47] Diver     Why, what an energetic and emotional idea. [11:52] Gunma-chan's Mom     I think normal people would be     shocked to see this art. [11:55] Gunma-chan     Wee! [11:58] Gunma-chan's Mom     Gunma-chan, no! [12:07] Diver     Does this amuse you, young'un? [12:09] Gunma-chan     I'm not "Yun Gun", I'm Gunma-chan. [12:12] Diver     I see. [12:14] Diver     Are you having fun, Gunma-chan? [12:16] Gunma-chan     Lots of fun! [12:18] Diver     I see, I see. [12:22] Diver     That is my artwork! [12:27] Gunma-chan     Oh, it is? [12:29] Diver     It is! [12:33] Gunma-chan     What is "artwork"? [12:41] Diver     Artwork... that is... who I am! [12:45] Diver     I don't need any titles     or honors, or even money! [12:50] Diver     I only want true art! [12:54] Diver     I've given everything up for my artwork! [12:56] Diver     None like my artwork has come before it,     and none will appear after it! [13:00] Diver     I regret none of my art! [13:05] Gunma-chan     Art is a big bang! [13:13] Diver     I... am...! [13:16] Diver     Diver Kuhatsu! [13:27] Gunma-chan     Yay! [13:29] Gunma-chan     Gun-gun-gun ma-ma-ma... [13:45] Diver     Nothing holds meaning! [13:47] Diver     And everything holds meaning! [13:51] Gunma-chan     This is fun! [13:54] Diver     "Fun" is justice exploding! [13:57] Gunma-chan     So fun! [14:01] Diver     "Art" is justice! [14:07] Museum Director     It's a beautiful piece. [14:09] Manager     Incredible, Mr. Diver. [14:10] Manager     You broke another layer of your shell     and created a new generation. [14:15] Diver     You reminded me why creating is so fun. [14:19] Diver     Why I pursue art... it's because it's fun. [14:25] Gunma-chan     That's good. [14:26] Diver     Very good. [14:28] Gunma-chan's Mom     Thank goodness... [14:30] Museum Director     Let's make the floor art     a part of our permanent exhibit. [14:34] Diver     Create art you enjoy...     As much of it as you'd like. [14:37] Gunma-chan     I will. [14:39] Diver/Gunma-chan     Art is a big bang! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Art Power... 100%! SIGN    Let's Go-Go with Strawberries! SIGN    Let's Go-Go with Strawberries! [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Let's Go-Go with Strawberries!" [14:56] Yayoihime     I've had enough! [14:58] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Why won't Yayoihime gain more traction?! [15:02] (Flashback) Servant A     We're doing our best, but... [15:04] (Flashback) Servant B     We're just not getting     the results we'd hoped... [15:08] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Well I'm done counting on you all! [15:10] (Flashback) Yayoihime     I'll go myself! [15:17] Yayoihime     To start, I'll get a deal done     with a huge client! [15:22] Yayoihime     My fellow people of the Haniwa Tribe! [15:25] Yayoihime     Hello! [15:32] Haniwa A     You are Yayoihime-san, who hands out     samples of Yayoihime strawberries. [15:35] Yayoihime     Hello. I'm happy to hear you remember me. [15:38] Haniwa B     Of course. [15:39] Haniwa B     We Haniwa all know of the     deliciousness of Yayoihime strawberries. [15:43] Haniwa C     Are you here today to share     more strawberry samples? [15:46] Haniwas     We welcome you! [15:49] Yayoihime     No, wait! [15:50] Haniwas     Samples! Samples! Samples! [15:53] Yayoihime     I told you all to wait one second! [16:00] Yayoihime     Oh, excuse me for raising my voice. [16:03] Yayoihime     I came today to discuss the next step. [16:06] Haniwa A     The next step? [16:08] Yayoihime     The samples were... [16:10] Haniwa B     Delicious. [16:11] Haniwa C     Delicious. [16:12] Haniwas     Delicious! [16:14] Yayoihime     And so you say...? [16:16] Haniwas     Thank you for the meal! [16:18] Yayoihime     Dead wrong! [16:22] Yayoihime     You're so silly, Haniwa-san. [16:25] Haniwa A     I don't recall trying to be silly. [16:29] Yayoihime     If the samples were good,     then you buy the product. [16:31] Yayoihime     Right? [16:32] Haniwa B     Oh, is that so. [16:34] Yayoihime     That's right. [16:35] Haniwa C     So you were actually doing sales     activities with the samples. [16:38] Haniwa D     You could have just said so. [16:42] Yayoihime     I'm sorry. I may have been     a little indirect. [16:45] Haniwa A     That's no problem. It's just that... [16:50] Yayoihime     That...? [16:51] Haniwa B     Non-Haniwa must gain approval     from the Village Office before [16:54] Haniwa B     proceeding with product sales     activities within Haniwa Village. [17:00] Yayoihime     Is that difficult? [17:02] Haniwa C     No, it's easy. [17:03] Haniwa C     Yayoihime-san, stay put. [17:06] Haniwa D     A non-villager would like     to get approval for sales activities. [17:10] Haniwa D     Yes. Yes. [17:12] Haniwa D     The department responsible is on their way. [17:14] Haniwas     Hani-ho! Hani-ho! Hani-ho! Hani-ho! [17:18] Haniwas     Hani-ho! Hani-ho! Hani-ho! Hani-ho! Hani-ho! [17:23] Haniwas     And there! [17:27] Haniwa Manager     Thank you for waiting. SIGN    Haniwa Village     Sales Activities Department     Manager Haniwa [17:32] Haniwa Manager     I am Haniwa, Manager of the Haniwa     Village Sales Activities Department. SIGN    Haniwa Village     Sales Activities Department     Assistant Manager Haniwa [17:36] Haniwa Assistant Manager     I am Haniwa, Assistant Manager of the     Haniwa Village Sales Activities Department. SIGN    Haniwa Village     Sales Activities Department     Section Lead Haniwa [17:40] Haniwa Section Lead     I am Haniwa, Section Lead of the     Haniwa Village Sales Activities Department. SIGN    Haniwa Village     Sales Activities Department     Service Operator Haniwa [17:45] Haniwa Operator     I am Haniwa, Service Operator of the     Haniwa Village Sales Activities Department. [17:53] Yayoihime     Um... [17:54] Yayoihime     Is this going to be one of those things that [17:57] Yayoihime     happens all the time     at government offices where you get [18:00] Yayoihime     passed around various departments     with endless paperwork? [18:04] Haniwas     Please, do not distress. [18:05] Haniwas     We are basically one in the same being,     so communication is no problem. SIGN    Customers [18:11] Haniwas     Our organization is constantly striving     for 100% customer satisfaction, [18:16] Haniwas     the development of the Haniwa Village, [18:17] Haniwas     and the enrichment of Kofun-sama's puns. [18:22] Yayoihime     That's wonderful! [18:24] Yayoihime     Then you'll approve the sales     of Yayoihime strawberries in Haniwa Villa— [18:27] Haniwas     However, this is unprecedented. [18:31] Haniwas     And above that... [18:34] Yayoihime     It's about that time... [18:39] Gunma-chan     It's about that time I promised Yayoihime... [18:47] (Flashback) Yayoihime     I have a favor to ask of you     at around 3 P.M. today. [19:01] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [19:09] Meemi     Something's fishy... [19:17] Haniwas     We approve of Yayoihime's     sales in Haniwa Village. [19:25] Yayoihime     Thank you! [19:26] Haniwas     Authorize, authorize, authorize, authorize... [19:31] Yayoihime     What's this?! [19:32] Haniwas     Greet Kofun-sama! [19:35] Kofun-sama     Welcome, Yayoihime. [19:38] Yayoihime     Nice to meet you, Kofun-sama. [19:40] Yayoihime     Thank you for allowing me to sell     Yayoihime strawberries in Haniwa Village. [19:47] Kofun-sama     Why, in the name of "ichigo",     we must cherish the spirit of "ichigo-ichie". [19:52] Narrator     That was an advanced pun referring     to "strawberries (ichigo)" in Japanese and a SIGN    Ichigo     (Strawberries) [19:56] Narrator     Japanese idiom meaning to "cherish each     opportunity you meet people (ichigo-ichie)". SIGN    Ichigo-Ichie [20:02] Haniwas     It's a pun! A pun! [20:04] Haniwas     Haniwa-ha-ha! [20:05] Yayoihime     You know, ichigo sure makes me     want to go-go dance berry much! [20:11] Haniwas     Haniwa-ha-ha! [20:12] Kofun-sama     Ichigo berry berry go-go! [20:15] Yayoihime     Ichigo berry berry go-go! [20:18] Haniwas     Ichigo berry berry go-go! [20:18] Everyone     Ichigo berry berry go-go! [20:20] Narrator     Everyone go-go danced     all morning after this. [20:21] Everyone     Ichigo berry berry go-go! [20:24] Everyone     Ichigo berry berry go-go! [20:25] Narrator     Oh, "go-go" is an old     dancing style from America. [20:29] Narrator     Later, Yayoihime strawberries became     a huge hit in Haniwa Village, [20:35] Narrator     and on top of consumption, the Haniwa also     began harvesting Yayoihime strawberries. [20:40] Gunma-chan     Wow. [20:42] Haniwa A     We Haniwa do not fear change born     from introducing new cultures. [20:48] Haniwa B     It helps to keep the economy running     and boosts employment rates. [20:53] Haniwa C     It's the Gunma-nian spirit     of cooperation and unity. [20:55] Haniwa D     We are also aiming for     the development of more advanced puns. [20:59] Gunma-chan     Haniwa-ha-ha! [21:01] Haniwas     We haven't said a pun yet! [21:04] Yayoihime     Mirror, mirror, [21:06] Yayoihime     who's the most hardworking     Yayoihime salesperson of them all? [21:10] Mirrors     Why, that would be Yayoihime. [21:12] Mirrors     You have incredible sales skills. [21:14] Yayoihime     Starting next time, it's your job. [21:16] Mirrors     What?! [21:17] Yayoihime     Because I'm no salesperson. I'm a princess! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Yayoihime Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     Do you all have any big plans ahead? [23:06] Narrator     You may wait anxiously for     that day to come from one month out, [23:09] Narrator     and you're even more anxious     by the time it's one week away, [23:11] Narrator     and you finally reach the day of, and...! [23:13] Narrator     Wait, what. Where did time fly? [23:17] Narrator     You see, all things have     a beginning and an end. [23:20] Narrator     But you can always find a new beginning. [23:22] Narrator     Let's prepare for the next big plan. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    A Fun Road Trip SIGN    and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 10 - Our Moms and Ninjas Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Our Moms and Ninjas SIGN    Our Moms and Ninjas [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Our Moms and Ninjas." [01:34] Gunma-chan/Meemi     We're off! [01:36] Narrator     Gunma-chan and Yuumi-chan look     like they're headed out today. [01:40] Gunma-chan's Mom     Hum-hum-hum. [01:42] Gunma-chan's Mom     I've got to get everything ready     for the house party... [01:46] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh! [01:47] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh my. What could that be? [01:50] Gunma-chan's Mom     Let's see.... SIGN    Look up.     Please [01:52] Gunma-chan's Mom     Look up... Please. [01:56] Gunma-chan's Mom     Up...? [01:59] Gunma-chan's Mom     My, my. [02:00] Gunma-chan's Mom     What are you doing up there? [02:03] Ninja Cat     I am a cat! [02:05] Ninja Cat     And my younger sister is a... [02:06] Ninja Mouse     Squeak! [02:07] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [02:09] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [02:11] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh, is that so? [02:13] Gunma-chan's Mom     Hello, nice to meet you. [02:15] Ninja Sisters     Oh, right... Hello. [02:17] Gunma-chan's Mom     And? What can I help you with today? [02:20] Ninja Sisters     Indeed. [02:21] Ninja Sisters     We have come to fulfill your request. [02:24] Ninja Mouse     Your squeak is our command. [02:26] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh, I see. [02:28] Gunma-chan's Mom     So you're adapting to the needs of the time. [02:30] Ninja Cat     Exactly. [02:32] Ninja Cat     We will happily accept any requests. [02:35] Ninja Mouse     I can take out anyone you'd like. [02:36] Ninja Cat     Wai—! [02:37] Ninja Cat     Don't. [02:38] Ninja Cat     Even if we were to receive     that kind of request, [02:40] Ninja Cat     it would violate compliance to use     that as our selling point. [02:44] Ninja Mouse     Squeak... [02:45] Gunma-chan's Mom     It sure sounds like you     both have it pretty tough. [02:48] Ninja cat     This new era has left our job in the past. [02:51] Ninja cat     We are trying to find a way to keep going. [02:55] Gunma-chan's Mom     That's it! [02:57] Gunma-chan's Mom     Are you both able to use knives? [03:00] Ninja Cat     It's our specialty. [03:01] Ninja Mouse     Who should we wipe out? [03:03] Ninja Cat     Wai—! [03:04] Gunma-chan's Mom     Let's see... [03:05] Ninja Sisters     Wai—! [03:06] Gunma-chan's Mom     My, my. I'm just joking. [03:08] Ninja Sisters     Phew... [03:09] Gunma-chan's Mom     Half joking. [03:22] Ninja Cat     Meow, meow, meow. [03:23] Ninja Mouse     Squeak. [03:24] Ninja Cat     Meow, meow, meow. [03:25] Ninja Cat     Meow, meow, meow. [03:25] Ninja Mouse     Squeak-squeak. [03:28] Gunma-chan's Mom     Wow... [03:30] Gunma-chan's Mom     You two are amazing! [03:33] Gunma-chan's Mom     It's like you're trained chefs! [03:35] Ninja Cat     We are professionals with knives. [03:38] Ninja Mouse     We wiped out vegetables! [03:41] Gunma-chan's Mom     You were such great help! [03:42] Ninja Cat     What should we do next? [03:44] Gunma-chan's Mom     Let's see... [03:47] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh? [03:48] Gunma-chan's Mom     Coming, coming. [03:49] Gunma-chan's Mom     Let's see. [03:51] Gunma-chan's Mom     Hello, who's this? [03:53] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh, Kiryu-san! [03:55] Gunma-chan's Mom     What's that? Oh, okay... [03:57] Gunma-chan's Mom     Okay, I understand. [04:00] Gunma-chan's Mom     Take care. [04:01] Ninja Cat     What's the matter? [04:02] Gunma-chan's Mom     Kiryu-san threw her back out. [04:05] Gunma-chan's Mom     So she won't be able to come over today. [04:07] Gunma-chan's Mom     I hope she's okay... [04:11] Ninja Cat     Leave it to us! [04:17] Kiryu-san     This is not good... [04:18] Kiryu-san     I can barely even move. [04:20] Kiryu-san     Huh? [04:20] Ninja Sisters     We are the Ninja Sisters! [04:23] Kiryu-san     Wha?! [04:24] Ninja Cat     This must be it here... [04:26] Ninja Cat     There we go! [04:28] Kiryu-san     Whoa! Ahh! Eek! [04:32] Ninja Cat     How do you feel now? [04:33] Kiryu-san     Oh my goodness. What did you do? [04:35] Kiryu-san     It doesn't hurt at all! [04:36] Kiryu-san     I'm all better! Wow! [04:38] Ninja Cat     We've mastered classical martial arts. [04:40] Ninja Cat     We are ninjas, you see. [04:41] Ninja Mouse     We wiped out the pain in your back. [04:45] Kiryu-san     Très bien! How wonderful. [04:47] Kiryu-san     Thank you so much! [04:49] Ninja Cat     Then we must be off! [04:51] Kiryu-san     Huh? Where to? [04:56] Gunma-chan's Mom     Today we have... [04:57] Gunma-chan's Mom     Yaki-manju dressed with seasonal veggies [05:00] Gunma-chan's Mom     and an afternoon tea. [05:03] Kiryu-san     It's so pretty! [05:04] Meemi's Mom     The flowers made with carrots are so cute! [05:07] Aoma's Mom     They're so detailed! [05:09] Kiryu-san     So they're what you call "kazari-kiri". [05:11] Aoma's Mom     When did you learn how     to do something so difficult? [05:14] Meemi's Mom     They look so professional! [05:17] Gunma-chan's Mom     I had some talented helpers today! [05:20] Ninja Cat     You call, we appear. [05:22] Ninja Sisters     We are the Ninja Sisters! [05:24] Gunma-chan's Mom     It's Ninja Cat-chan and Ninja Mouse-chan. [05:27] Meemi's Mom     They're so cute! [05:29] Aoma's Mom     It's ninja... [05:30] Ninja Cat     Thank you all. [05:31] Ninja Cat     With that we bid you... [05:33] Ninja Cat     Farewe—! [05:34] Gunma-chan's Mom     Wait! [05:37] Gunma-chan's Mom     You helped me make all this, [05:40] Gunma-chan's Mom     so it's only right that you stay     and enjoy it with us. [05:44] Aoma's Mom     That's right. [05:45] Meemi's Mom     Let's have tea together. [05:50] Ninja Cat     If you insist. [05:51] Ninja Cat     In that case, please allow us to... [05:54] Ninja Cat     Ready... And... [05:57] Ninja Mouse     Ta-da! [05:58] Meemi's Mom     Wow! [05:59] Kiryu-san     So cool! [06:01] Ninja Sisters     Ninja art! [06:03] Ninja Sisters     The one where we camouflage with smoke! [06:05] Ninja Sisters     Nin! [06:08] Aoma's Mom     They disappeared! [06:12] Ninja Cat     Ninja art! [06:13] Ninja Cat     The one where we camouflage with wallpaper! [06:15] Ninja Sisters     Ta-da! [06:17] Kiryu-san     Wow! Awesome! [06:19] Meemi's Mom     It's like they're ninjas! [06:21] Aoma's Mom     They are ninjas, like, actual ninjas. [06:24] Ninja Cat     Thank you for viewing. [06:28] Kiryu-san     You both should appear     in my next fashion show. [06:32] Aoma's Mom     I bet our students would love it     if you presented at our next Field Day! [06:35] Meemi's Mom     Would you be interested in becoming [06:37] Meemi's Mom     action coordinators for our     next historical drama movie? [06:40] Kiryu-san     I'd love it if you     became my yoga instructor. [06:42] Gunma-chan's Mom     And you could be cooking teachers, too! [06:45] Ninja Cat     As long as our skills as ninja     are relevant, we'd be happy to. [06:48] Ninja Mouse     Squeak squeak. [06:50] Gunma-chan's Mom     Oh my, you both will be quite busy then. [06:53] Gunma-chan's Mom     Maybe I should be your manager. [06:56] Ninja Cat     We'd gladly accept. [06:58] Gunma-chan's Mom     How does 60-40 sound? [06:59] Ninja Sisters     Squeak squeak. [07:00] Meemi's Mom     Y-You can hash out     the details on that later... [07:03] Kiryu-san     If you stick to what you're good at     and build from there, [07:06] Kiryu-san     it's only a matter of time     before doors open up. [07:08] Meemi's Mom     Your skills will lead you     to where you belong. [07:11] Aoma's Mom     I personally hope you both     pursue your art as ninjas. [07:16] Ninja Sisters     Such kind words! [07:18] Gunma-chan's Mom     It looks like we all     became fans, including me. [07:22] Ninja Cat     It's an honor. [07:23] Ninja Mouse     Squeak squeak. [07:30] Yuumi     Um... Mom? [07:32] Gunma-chan's Mom     What is it? [07:33] Yuumi     Um... Who are those two? [07:41] Ninja Sisters     Hello. [07:43] Yuumi     ...Hello. [07:44] Gunma-chan's Mom     Starting today, they're family. [07:46] Gunma-chan's Dad     Wow, what cute family members. [07:50] Ninja Cat     We'll follow any orders     you may have, my liege. [07:53] Ninja Mouse     If there's anyone you'd like gone... [07:57] Gunma-chan's Dad     Well... That's... [08:00] Gunma-chan     It's fun to gain new family members. [08:03] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Ninja Power... 100%! SIGN    Teach Us More, Wise One! SIGN    Teach Us More, Wise One! [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Teach Us More, Wise One!" [08:19] Gunma-chan     Hey, Wise One? [08:21] Wise One     What is it, Gunma-chan? [08:23] Gunma-chan     What happens when you die? SIGN    Death [08:28] Wise One     Hmm... I've never had     experience dying myself, [08:31] Wise One     so I don't know. [08:32] Gunma-chan     Oh... [08:34] Wise One     I was born earlier than you     and I've experienced many things. [08:39] Wise One     But dying isn't one of them. [08:43] Wise One     I can't say anything I'm not certain of. [08:48] Wise One     But one thing is certain... [08:51] Wise One     All living things will one day die. [08:54] Wise One     I can say that. [08:57] Gunma-chan     That's kinda sad. [09:00] Wise One     Is that so? [09:01] Gunma-chan     Well, yeah! [09:02] Wise One     Hmm... [09:04] Wise One     How do you feel right now     as we share time together? [09:12] Gunma-chan     I'm having fun. [09:14] Wise One     How would you feel tomorrow,     when looking back on today? [09:19] Gunma-chan     It'd be fun! [09:20] Wise One     How about in a year from now? [09:24] Gunma-chan     Probably... Still fun. [09:27] Wise One     And in ten years? [09:30] Gunma-chan     Umm... Fun! [09:33] Wise One     What if I were to die five years from now? [09:37] Gunma-chan     Eh?! [09:39] Gunma-chan     That'd be sad... [09:41] Wise One     It gives me joy that you     care so much about me. [09:45] Gunma-chan     I don't want you to go! [09:49] Wise One     Neither do I. [09:51] Wise One     I wish I could live forever and ever. [09:53] Gunma-chan     Then why don't you? [09:56] Wise One     Even if I were to die five years from now, [09:58] Wise One     I'd still live on in the memories     of Gunma-chan ten years from now. [10:04] Gunma-chan     You avoided the question. [10:07] Wise One     Yes, I suppose that was a quibble. [10:11] Narrator     Let's go over that again. SIGN    Pass! SIGN    Pass! [10:19] Narrator     All feelings of happiness or fun times     that you shared with someone... [10:24] Narrator     As long as someone who shares     that memory is alive, it lasts forever. [10:31] Narrator     Isn't that wonderful? [10:33] Wise One     Gunma-chan. [10:35] Wise One     "Death" is something     that happens to all living creatures. [10:39] Wise One     No matter what. [10:42] Gunma-chan     Okay... [10:43] Wise One     However... It's not     something to greatly fear. [10:48] Gunma-chan     Really? [10:50] Wise One     We can still learn about those     that have died over thousands of years ago. [10:55] Gunma-chan     How? [10:57] Wise One     Take a look. [10:59] Wise One     Books tell us their stories     in words and pictures, [11:02] Wise One     and we can learn about the past from them. [11:05] Gunma-chan     That's true. [11:07] Wise One     That is what we call "culture"     and it's something only we have. SIGN    Bird [11:11] Gunma-chan     I've never thought about that. SIGN    Illustrated Guide of Seagulls [11:13] Wise One     Things that are easy to find today didn't     even exist a few thousand years ago. [11:16] ---     The Seagull Dancer [11:17] Wise One     Culture is what allows us to learn about     the stories of those that came before us. [11:24] Gunma-chan     That's cool! [11:25] Wise One     Everything is connected. [11:28] Wise One     And I have an archive of my own. [11:30] Gunma-chan     Hmm... [11:32] Gunma-chan     I had toast, eggs, and ham this morning! [11:35] Wise One     Aha! Another piece of culture. [11:38] Wise One     Let's add that into our     "Notebook of Wisdom". [11:43] Narrator     Allow me to step in. [11:44] Narrator     The "Notebook of Wisdom" is the book     that the Wise One uses to [11:48] Narrator     record different things     and events in the world. [11:51] Wise One     Thank you. [11:56] Gunma-chan     Yesterday, I went to Haniwa Village     with Aoma and Meemi [11:59] Gunma-chan     and they were super happy to see us. [12:02] Wise One     Yes, yes. That would be culture, too. [12:04] Wise One     We must add that to our archive. [12:05] Gunma-chan     So you record anything     that happens every day? [12:08] Wise One     What drives me is my curiosity. [12:11] Wise One     I want to know everything. [12:13] Gunma-chan     Everything? [12:14] Wise One     From when I was born to when I'll die... [12:16] Wise One     I wanted to know everything     there is to know about the world. [12:20] Gunma-chan     Whoa... [12:21] Wise One     However... I've quit. [12:24] Gunma-chan     Why? [12:26] Wise One     It's simple. [12:28] Wise One     "Everything" is impossible! [12:29] Gunma-chan     That makes sense. [12:30] Wise One     So now, I thoroughly research     areas I'm interested in. [12:35] Gunma-chan     Why? [12:36] Wise One     Because it's fun. [12:38] Gunma-chan     Hmm. [12:40] Wise One     Then I realized... [12:41] Wise One     To be alive every day is wonderful! [12:44] Gunma-chan     I woke up this morning! [12:45] Wise One     Congratulations! [12:47] Gunma-chan     I fought with my friend... [12:49] Wise One     ...Congratulations. [12:50] Gunma-chan     I made up with my friend! [12:52] Wise One     Big congratulations! [12:54] Gunma-chan     I ate yaki-manju. [12:55] Wise One     Cooooongrats! [12:57] Gunma-chan     I had a loooong conversation     with the Wise One! [13:01] Wise One     Congratulations!!! [13:10] Gunma-chan     I thought about "death". [13:13] Wise One     Congratulations. [13:14] Wise One     It's important to want to know. [13:17] Gunma-chan     It's fun to be born and live every day,     but it's a lot of work. [13:22] Wise One     Congratulations! [13:23] Wise One     It's quite the achievement to realize that. [13:26] Wise One     That's how we live     to cherish each and every day. [13:30] Gunma-chan     Congratulations! [13:33] Wise One     Yes. [13:34] Wise One     Congratulations, Gunma-chan. [13:41] Gunma-chan     Bye, Wise One! [13:43] Wise One     One moment, Gunma-chan. [13:46] Gunma-chan     What is it? [13:47] Wise One     Let's sing! [13:48] Gunma-chan     Whaaa? [13:50] Narrator     After this, Gunma-chan and     the Wise One sang together intensely, [13:54] Narrator     danced with all their might, [13:56] Narrator     sweat it out playing sports, [13:59] Narrator     and played online games     to their hearts' desire. [14:03] Gunma-chan     Phew. [14:05] Wise One     Phew. [14:07] Gunma-chan/Wise One     Phew. [14:12] Gunma-chan     See you! SIGN    Death [14:20] Narrator     The letter "shi" has many meanings. SIGN    Paper SIGN    History SIGN    Words SIGN    Ideal SIGN    Poetry SIGN    Mentor SIGN    Child SIGN    Market SIGN    Resource SIGN    Lineage [14:24] Narrator     Many kanji can be used to represent it. SIGN    I SIGN    Shi (Katakana) SIGN    Attempt SIGN    Limb SIGN    Thought SIGN    Start SIGN    Serve SIGN    Four SIGN    Form SIGN    Support SIGN    Shi (Hiragana) SIGN    Use [14:27] Narrator     It might be interesting to look some up. [14:36] Wise One     'Twas another great day... [14:39] Gunma-chan     Lu-li-lu-li-neruru-loppi. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Wise One Power... 100%! SIGN    A Fun Road Trip SIGN    A Fun Road Trip [14:50] Gunma-chan     "A Fun Road Trip." [14:54] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan is going on a road trip     with Yuumi-chan, their dad, and uncle. [15:00] Akio     Another sunny day in Gunma! [15:03] Gunma-chan     Sure is. [15:05] Akio     It's nice being out with you, Gunma-chan. [15:08] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [15:09] Akio     It's nice being out with Yuumi, too. [15:12] Yuumi     Sure is! [15:13] Akio     It's nice being out with my big bro. [15:16] Gunma-chan's Dad     Yup, it's sure fun. [15:19] Akio     Alright! Seat belts, everyone! [15:24] Akio     Let's go! [15:28] Gunma-chan/Yuumi/Gunma-chan's Dad     Eek! [15:32] Police     You, in that car! Stop right there! [15:34] Akio     Tsk. [15:40] Akio     Stuff like that... [15:43] Akio     Happened quite a bit back twenty years ago. [15:46] Gunma-chan's Dad     He's lying. That didn't happen. [15:48] Akio     Really? Then ten years ago, maybe? [15:50] Gunma-chan's Dad     No! It's never happened! [15:52] Akio     Anyways, we're off! [15:54] Akio     Let's go! [16:03] Akio     This is so freeing. [16:05] Gunma-chan     Freeing? [16:06] Akio     Yeah. [16:08] Akio     We can go anywhere and do anything today. [16:12] Akio     For everything to be up to us... [16:14] Akio     It's freeing! [16:15] Yuumi     But wouldn't it be more fun     if we knew where we're going? [16:19] Gunma-chan's Dad     Planning ahead and following     that might be good, too. [16:23] Akio     That's another way of going about it. [16:25] Akio     It's fun either way. [16:28] Gunma-chan     So what are we doing today? [16:30] Akio     Okay, majority rules! [16:32] Akio     Who wants to go after     deciding on a destination? [16:36] Akio     Two of us. [16:37] Akio     Who wants to randomly drive around     and find places on the way? [16:43] Akio     So it's two against two. [16:45] Akio     Should we get a referee decision? [16:48] Gunma-chan     Referee? [16:49] Akio     The leader of a road trip     is none other than the driver. [16:53] Akio     They have to be attentive     to every detail while on the road. [17:00] Akio     In other words, I'm the referee. [17:02] Akio     Randomly driving gets three     votes, so it's decided! [17:05] Akio     No destination it is! [17:07] Gunma-chan     Yay! [17:08] Gunma-chan's Dad     That's fine, but... [17:10] Yuumi     I don't think that was very fair. [17:13] Akio     You'll understand when you     grow up, but sometimes it's better [17:16] Akio     to "be nice" and other times     it's important to "tell the truth". [17:19] Gunma-chan's Dad     Kids don't need to worry about that, though. [17:21] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that. [17:23] Yuumi     I did. [17:25] Akio     We're about out of gas. [17:27] Akio     Running out of gas and getting stuck [17:29] Akio     somewhere would make this     a classic road trip, [17:33] Akio     but we're going to avoid that scenario     by stopping by the service area! [17:40] Akio     Let's grab something to eat first! SIGN    Fried Shrimp Platter SIGN    Ramen (Large) SIGN    Platter 3 SIGN    Extra     Toppings SIGN    Ice     Cream SIGN    Platter 2 SIGN    Ramen     (Large) SIGN    Yaki-manju SIGN    Melon Buns SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Food Tickets SIGN    Platter 1 SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Drinks SIGN    Skewer SIGN    Melon buns SIGN    Gunma pork skewer SIGN    Yaki-manju [17:46] Akio     I'll have a Gunma pork skewer     and a yaki-manju ice cream! SIGN    Frankfurter SIGN    Yaki-manju ice cream     420 yen SIGN    Exclusive [17:50] Akio     Oh, and grab me some melon buns, too! [17:52] Narrator     A good example of how not     to order, everyone. [17:59] Akio     Look, this is exclusive     to this service area. [18:02] Akio     It would be a waste not to eat it. [18:05] Gunma-chan's Dad     Gunma-chan, Yuumi, is there     anything you'd like to eat? [18:08] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Yay! SIGN    Daruma-chan SIGN    Daruma-yaki SIGN    Sweet Coppe [18:14] Akio     Kids sure are naïve. [18:19] Akio     Gunma-chan, Yuumi. [18:20] Akio     Have you gone to the restrooms? [18:22] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I did. [18:23] Yuumi     I'm okay. [18:25] Akio     You're sure? [18:27] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Yes! [18:29] Akio     Alright, then we're off. [18:35] Gunma-chan's Dad     That reminds me, Akio. [18:37] Gunma-chan's Dad     You forgot to put in gas, didn't you? [18:41] Gunma-chan's Dad     It's fine, don't worry. [18:44] Gunma-chan's Dad     I'm sure we'll make it     to the next service area. [18:47] Akio     It's not that... [18:49] Gunma-chan     Then what is it? [18:51] Akio     There's... something I need to tell you all. [19:00] Akio     Your uncle needs to go to the restroom! [19:05] Akio     I can't hold it! SIGN    Open [19:08] Narrator     They ended up having to stop     at the next parking area. [19:12] Narrator     In case you're wondering,     gas stations are only found at service areas. [19:17] Akio     Ahh! A-Almost there...! SIGN    Welcome to Gunma SIGN    Manju SIGN    Manju SIGN    The next service area [19:25] Akio     Ahh... [19:27] Akio     The car's fully juiced up! [19:31] Akio     We should eat, too! [19:33] Gunma-chan/Yuumi     Yeah! SIGN    Gunma pork millefeuille platter SIGN    Gunma beef ginger stir fry [19:35] Akio     Gunma pork millefeuille platter, SIGN    Gunma chicken lunch box platter [19:38] Akio     Gunma beef ginger stir fry, [19:41] Akio     Gunma chicken lunch box platter... [19:45] Akio     What do you want? [19:47] Akio     You can get anything you like. [19:49] Akio     You got this, right big bro? [19:52] Gunma-chan's Dad     ...Okay. SIGN    Yaki-manju [19:55] Narrator     After that, they stopped     at a random tourist spot [19:59] Narrator     and toured for awhile before     heading home to end a good day. [20:04] Akio     Trips don't end until we get home. [20:08] Akio     So how was the road trip today? [20:10] Gunma-chan/Yuumi/Gunma-chan's Dad     It was fun! [20:12] Akio     Do you wanna go again? [20:14] Gunma-chan/Yuumi/Gunma-chan's Dad     Yeah! [20:16] Akio     Is your uncle the best? [20:18] Gunma-chan/Yuumi/Gunma-chan's Dad     The best! [20:25] Akio     The best... [20:27] Gunma-chan's Dad     Akio got so excited, he wore     himself out and fell asleep. [20:31] Yuumi     I know he's your twin,     but Uncle's more like your kid. [20:36] Gunma-chan's Dad     That's what's great about him! [20:39] Yuumi     What is? [20:41] Gunma-chan's Dad     Kids all grow up and turn into adults, [20:43] Gunma-chan's Dad     and they can forget about     when they were kids, [20:46] Gunma-chan's Dad     but some adults stay     the same even after they grow up. [20:50] Gunma-chan     That's Uncle! [20:52] Gunma-chan's Dad     And since we're twins, I'm still a kid, too. [20:58] Gunma-chan     Really? [21:00] Gunma-chan's Dad     Don't tell your mom. [21:02] Yuumi     You mean about the action figures      hidden in the back of your locker? [21:06] Gunma-chan's Dad     Oh?! [21:08] Gunma-chan's Dad     I guess since all four of us     are kids here, we can make a pact. [21:14] Gunma-chan     I like that. [21:16] Yuumi     Roger that! [21:18] Akio     I can't eat anymore... [21:23] Gunma-chan     Uncle Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Which would you all choose: [23:05] Narrator     The bigger one? Or the smaller one? [23:08] Narrator     In the next episode, we'll see     Uncle Akio try to win it big, [23:11] Narrator     and watch over minuscule-sized viruses. [23:16] Narrator     There will also be     the problem of "majority rules". [23:20] Narrator     Gunma-chan will learn lots     in the next episode. [23:23] Narrator     I hope you enjoy! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Gunma-chan Gets Sick SIGN    and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 11 - Haniwa's Majority Rules Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Haniwa's Majority Rules SIGN    Haniwa's Majority Rules [01:31] Gunma-chan     "Haniwa's Majority Rules." [01:34] Haniwas     Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! [01:39] Haniwa A     The Haniwa Genki Party request     the drawback of your statement! [01:43] Haniwas     Drawback your statement! [01:45] Haniwa B     The Genki Haniwa Party request     the drawback of your statement! [01:50] Haniwas     Drawback your statement! [01:58] Gunma-chan     Tru-tru po-po-ko-ni-nii hil-pi-pi-pi. [02:02] Haniwa A     Oh, Gunma-chan! [02:04] Haniwa B     Oh, Gunma-chan! [02:06] Gunma-chan     That's me! Hello! [02:09] Haniwa A     Hello! [02:11] Gunma-chan     Hello! [02:12] Haniwa B     Hello! [02:14] Gunma-chan     What game are you guys playing? [02:16] Haniwa A     We're not playing a game. [02:18] Haniwa B     We're engaging in political debate. [02:21] Gunma-chan     Political... de... bate...? [02:24] Gunma-chan     That sounds hard... [02:25] Haniwa C     Not at all, it's very simple. [02:27] Haniwa C     All you have to do is gather supporters. [02:29] Haniwa D     Gunma-chan, the Haniwa Tribe     is governed as a democracy. [02:34] Gunma-chan     Umm... [02:37] Narrator     "Democracy" is when     sovereignty belongs to citizens, SIGN    Democracy [02:40] Narrator     and they govern the State themselves     for their own interest, [02:44] Narrator     guaranteeing their own freedom and equality. [02:48] Gunma-chan     Demo... cracy. It's so difficult. [02:51] Haniwa C     Not at all, it's very simple. [02:53] Haniwa C     We decide on things with majority rules. [02:56] Gunma-chan     Oh! That's easy! [02:59] Haniwa D     "Politics" actually isn't that complicated. [03:02] Gunma-chan     Got it! [03:03] Gunma-chan     Kay, bye! [03:05] Haniwa A     Wait! Now hang on one second! [03:09] Gunma-chan     What is it? [03:10] Haniwa B     Our State is currently... [03:13] Haniwa A     Divided between the Haniwa Genki Party and... [03:15] Haniwa B     the Genki Haniwa Party. [03:18] Gunma-chan     Oh... [03:25] Gunma-chan     You look the same. [03:27] Haniwa A     How could you say that?! [03:28] Haniwa B     We are completely different! [03:30] Gunma-chan     Are you sure...? [03:31] Haniwa A/B     An-y-wa-y! [03:34] Haniwa A     Currently, our two parties have     the exact same number of members! [03:38] Haniwa B     Which means there's no majority     and we can't decide on anything! [03:43] Gunma-chan     Then how about you try     rock-paper-scissors or draw lots? [03:46] Haniwa C     We can't do that!     It would be completely unfair! [03:48] Haniwa C     It must be a clean process pledged     before God to be decided honorably! [03:55] Gunma-chan     Then how about having Kofun-sama decide? [03:58] Haniwa D     Kofun-sama is a symbol     of the Haniwa Tribe, he does not rule! SIGN    Haniwa Constitution [04:03] Haniwa D     It's stated as such in Article 1     of the Haniwa Constitution. [04:07] Haniwa D     See, right here... [04:09] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay... [04:11] Haniwa A     With that said, we wanted you     to choose which party you'd like, [04:14] Haniwa A     given that you're     an honorary Haniwa tribe member. [04:16] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that! Honorary Haniwa? [04:20] Haniwa D     Those who have visited     the Haniwa Village over three times are [04:23] Haniwa D     automatically given     the title of "honorary Haniwa". [04:26] Haniwa D     It's stated as such in Article 11     of the Haniwa Constitution. [04:29] Gunma-chan     Ohh. [04:31] Haniwa A     So Gunma-chan, which will it be?     With us, the Haniwa Genki Party? [04:34] Haniwa B     Or with us, the Genki Haniwa Party? [04:38] Haniwa C     It's very important. [04:40] Haniwa D     Think very hard before you choose. [04:44] Gunma-chan     I-I don't know, it's too hard... [04:46] Gunma-chan     Umm... Umm... [04:54] Gunma-chan     They're basically the same! [04:55] Haniwa A     Gunma-chan! [04:57] Haniwa A     We are organizing with the objective     of governing under Haniwa, for the Haniwa, as Haniwa! [05:02] Haniwa B     The heavens create no one Haniwa higher     or lower than any other Haniwa! [05:06] Haniwa C     To create a world where     Haniwa live well with a well of [05:09] Haniwa C     honey water and yell "Haniwa-ha-ha!" [05:11] Haniwa D     A world of progress     that realizes a society where [05:13] Haniwa D     all Haniwa can hold hands in a safe     and secure Haniwa society! SIGN    "This is all fictional.     It won't actually happen." [05:17] Haniwa A     If you join us, Gunma-chan, [05:19] Haniwa A     we'll put you at the top     of our Haniwa Pyramid! [05:22] Gunma-chan     Really?! SIGN    Yaki-manju     Yaki-manju [05:24] Haniwa B     But we have our own festivals     that puts out original food booths everyday. [05:28] Haniwa B     Woohoo! [05:30] Gunma-chan     That sounds nice! [05:32] Haniwa C     You're luring him with stuff! [05:34] Haniwa D     Well you're benefitting off illegal profit! [05:38] Narrator     Gunma-chan's found himself     in another pickle, but... [05:46] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [05:54] Haniwa A     Come to think of it,     how childish of us... I apologize. [05:58] Haniwa B     No, it was us who got     too worked up. Forgive us. [06:03] Gunma-chan     I'm glad you made up! [06:05] Gunma-chan     What was it you were trying     to decide, anyway? [06:09] Haniwa C     It's something crucial to us Haniwa... [06:13] Haniwa D     It's actually about... [06:17] Haniwa A     Fried eggs at breakfast should     always be eaten with soy sauce, [06:22] Haniwa A     if you ask the Haniwa Genki Party! SIGN    Sauce [06:24] Haniwa B     Fried eggs at breakfast should always be     eaten with Worcestershire sauce, [06:28] Haniwa B     if you ask the Genki Haniwa Party! [06:30] Haniwa C/D     Which one are you, Gunma-chan?! [06:34] Gunma-chan     ...Whichever, really. [06:36] Haniwas     Whaaaa?! Unbelievable! SIGN    A few days later [06:45] Haniwas     We request a formal apology! [06:53] Gunma-chan     Tru-tru po-po-ko-ni-nii hil-pi-pi-p... [06:56] Haniwas     Gunma-chan! [06:58] Gunma-chan     What is it? [07:01] Haniwa A     The Haniwa Genki Party request     the drawback of your statement! [07:05] Haniwa B     The Genki Haniwa Party request     the drawback of your statement! [07:10] Haniwa C     The Shin-Haniwa Genki Party request     the drawback of your statement! [07:14] Haniwa D     The Shin-Genki Haniwa Party request     the drawback of your statement! [07:20] Haniwa A     Since then, each party split     and we now have four parties. [07:25] Gunma-chan     Huh? [07:25] Haniwas     Join our party! [07:28] Gunma-chan     Ughh... [07:30] Haniwas     Join our party! [07:33] Gunma-chan     You should try     rock-paper-scissors or draw lots! [07:41] Haniwa A     Who knew Gunma-chan     was so fast at running... [07:45] Haniwa B     He could definitely seed     at the next Haniwa Super Field Day. [07:50] Narrator     Having so many different positions may be a     good sign that democracy is alive and well. [07:56] Narrator     After this, the Haniwa Tribe decided to draw     lots when there's an even split of votes. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Haniwa Power... 100%! SIGN    Haniwa Boat Race SIGN    Haniwa Boat Race [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Haniwa Boat Race." [08:14] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan is visiting     the boat race stadium with his uncle. SIGN    Haniwa Boat Race Stadium [08:19] Akio     Another sunny day in Gunma! [08:22] Gunma-chan     Sure is! [08:24] (Flashback) Akio     I won...! [08:26] (Flashback) Akio     Gunma-chan, I was wrong! [08:27] (Flashback) Akio     When you dropped your ice cream,     I bought the wrong ticket! [08:30] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     Oh, no! I'm sorry. [08:32] (Flashback) Akio     No, no. [08:33] (Flashback) Akio     It's wrong, but it's right! [08:35] (Flashback) Akio     We won! [08:36] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     Really? Yay. [08:40] (Flashback) Akio     I did it! [08:43] Akio     It's sure nice being out     with you, Gunma-chan! [08:46] Gunma-chan     Sure is! [08:47] Akio     Alright, let's go win! [08:50] Gunma-chan     Win what? [08:52] Akio     Win our bet for the order     of the Haniwa Boat Race! [08:55] Akio     By the time we leave today,     your uncle's gonna be filthy rich! [08:58] Akio     Hahaha! [09:00] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [09:02] Gan-san     Come on up, folks! [09:03] Gan-san     Let's have another great betting day! [09:05] Gan-san     Gather 'round, y'all. [09:07] Gan-san     I'm about to list up some winners. [09:09] Customer     Gan-san's predictions really are spot on. [09:11] Gunma-chan     What's that guy doing? [09:14] Akio     That's what you call a "tipster". [09:16] Akio     His job is to predict the race winners. [09:19] Gunma-chan     Wow, there are so many jobs in the world. [09:22] Akio     No need for a pro like me     that always bets it right. [09:27] Akio     Hahaha! SIGN    Race [09:31] Announcer     Here comes Boat No. 1     with the advance in our first race! [09:35] Announcer     Please wait as we confirm     the finishing order from 1st to 4th place. [09:39] Akio     Let's grab a bite to eat first. [09:41] Akio     They say an army marches on its stomach. [09:44] Gunma-chan     Yay! SIGN    Yakisoba SIGN    Himokawa Platter SIGN    Sashimi Tempura Platter SIGN    Chicken Thighs [09:47] Akio     So what will it be? SIGN    Ramen SIGN    Yakisoba SIGN    Himokawa     Platter SIGN    Sashimi     Tempura     Platter SIGN    Chicken     Thighs SIGN    Tekka-don SIGN    Return here SIGN    Ramen set SIGN    Sauce-don SIGN    Motsu-don SIGN    Curry-don SIGN    Lemon SIGN    Strawberry SIGN    Red Bean SIGN    Chocolate SIGN    Banana [09:49] Akio     You can get anything you want. [09:51] Akio     Your uncle's gonna get the hire-katsu     and sauce katsu-don! [09:54] Akio     We're gonna win today! [09:56] Gunma-chan     I'll get the ramen set. [09:58] Akio     It comes with a mini-don. [10:00] Akio     Do you want the sauce, motsu, or curry? [10:03] Gunma-chan     Curry! [10:06] Akio     Let's dig in. [10:08] Gunma-chan     Thank you for this meal! [10:12] Gunma-chan     Yum, so good! [10:18] Akio     Awesome! [10:20] Akio     But we can eat something     even better on our way home! [10:24] Akio     Hahaha! SIGN    Uncle's Racing Story [10:27] Narrator     Unfortunately, Uncle Akio's     boat ticket didn't win. [10:30] Narrator     Not a regular win,     or a place-show, or an exacta, [10:33] Narrator     quinella, trifecta, trio,     or even a quinella-place. [10:39] (Flashback) Akio     Win our bet for the order     of the Haniwa Boat Race! [10:42] (Flashback) Akio     By the time we leave today,     your uncle's gonna be filthy rich! [10:45] (Flashback) Akio     Hahaha! [10:47] (Flashback) Akio     No need for a pro like me     that always bets it right. [10:52] (Flashback) Akio     Hahaha! [10:55] (Flashback) Akio     But we can eat something     even better on our way home! [10:59] (Flashback) Akio     Hahaha! [11:01] Akio     Wrong, so wrong, all wrong... [11:05] Gunma-chan     Uncle, Uncle! [11:08] Gunma-chan     Boat races are fun. [11:10] Akio     Gunma-chan, let's go home... [11:13] Gunma-chan     But I'm having fun. [11:17] Akio     The goddess Victoria     won't be smiling upon me today. [11:22] Gunma-chan     Oh, really... [11:24] Akio     At this rate, we won't be able to     afford train tickets home. [11:28] Gan-san     Alright, folks. Today's final race. [11:30] Gan-san     I'm guessing y'all are here     because you lost all day. [11:34] Customer     That was uncalled for. [11:35] Gan-san     My bad, my bad. [11:37] Gan-san     But you know! [11:37] Gan-san     If you had just listened to me     from the start, you wouldn't be here. [11:42] Gan-san     Wanna see my predictions for the last race? [11:50] Customer     He was right! [11:52] Gan-san     Told ya! [11:53] Gan-san     You were stingy with paying a little     bit of money and look at all you've lost. [11:58] Gan-san     Y'all spent the little money     you had on your own gut feelings [12:01] Gan-san     and now you can barely afford     to ride the train home. [12:05] Gan-san     But the good news is you can still     win big in the last race and [12:07] Gan-san     strut on back home with some extra cash. [12:10] Customer A     I'm in! [12:11] Customer B     I'm in, too! [12:12] Customer C     Let me see your picks! [12:12] Customer D     I'm counting on you! [12:13] Customer E     Count me in! [12:14] Akio     I'm in! [12:15] Gunma-chan     Wha? SIGN    Gan-san [12:19] Akio     Gunma-chan, you wait here with Gan-san! [12:29] Gunma-chan     Hey, Gan-san? [12:31] Gan-san     What is it? [12:32] Gunma-chan     Are your predictions actually right? SIGN    Gan-san SIGN    Gan-san [12:41] Gan-san     You're one to cut to the chase, kid. [12:44] Gunma-chan     It's not "kid", I'm Gunma-chan. [12:46] Gan-san     Gunma-chan. [12:47] Gunma-chan     Yup. [12:48] Gan-san     If all of my race predictions came true, [12:51] Gan-san     I'd be a millionaire by now     with my own boat tickets, wouldn't I? [12:54] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [12:55] Gan-san     You catch on quick. [12:57] Gan-san     So, I guess you could call me     a fortune teller of sorts. [13:01] Gan-san     Sometimes I get it right,     sometimes I get it wrong. [13:03] Gunma-chan     Oh... [13:05] Gan-san     In fact, I'd say     I'm wrong more often than not. [13:09] Gunma-chan     Huh. [13:10] Gan-san     You see, I sell dreams. [13:13] Gan-san     I sell dreams to adults who want to dream. [13:16] Gunma-chan     Wow! That's a great job! [13:19] Gan-san     Well I think you're great for thinking that. SIGN    Gan-san [13:23] Gunma-chan     That's good. [13:26] Gan-san     Alright, better get packing. [13:27] Gan-san     I don't wanna be here     when losing customers come ba... [13:31] Akio     Hey! [13:34] Gan-san     Aw, crap! [13:35] Akio     I-I can't believe it! [13:37] Gan-san     Sorry, bud... [13:39] Gan-san     You win some, you lose some. [13:40] Gan-san     It was nice while it lasted, right? [13:42] Akio     N-N-No, no. [13:44] Akio     I won! I won big time! [13:47] Akio     You're my... Victoria... [13:50] Gan-san     I'm a man, but okay... [13:52] Gunma-chan     That's right! [13:56] Akio     What a great day. [13:58] Gunma-chan     It sure was. [14:00] Akio     In life, you win some and you lose some,     but it sure is fun to win. [14:05] Gunma-chan     That's good. [14:07] Akio     By the way, Gunma-chan. [14:09] Gunma-chan     What is it? [14:10] Akio     What we did today is our little secret. [14:13] Gunma-chan     Okay. [14:14] Akio     I guess you could say, "I went     to see motor sports with Uncle today". [14:17] Gunma-chan     Oh, that's okay? [14:19] Akio     A-okay! "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"! [14:23] Gunma-chan     "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"! [14:25] Narrator     "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari". SIGN    Irregular Conjugation of     the "Ra" Column SIGN    Ari SIGN    Ori SIGN    Haberi SIGN    Imasokari [14:29] Narrator     This is a play on words of the irregular conjugation     of the "ra" column in the Japanese syllabary. [14:32] Narrator     It can be fun to recite     at the end of a good day. [14:35] Gunma-chan/Akio     "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"! [14:39] Gunma-chan/Akio     "Ari-ori-haberi-imasokari"! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Uncle Power... 100%! SIGN    Gunma-chan Gets Sick SIGN    Gunma-chan Gets Sick [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan Gets Sick." [14:53] Gunma-chan     Cough-cough. [14:55] Narrator     Oh, no. It looks like     Gunma-chan isn't feeling well. [14:58] Gunma-chan     Cough-cough. [15:00] Narrator     Are you okay? [15:02] Gunma-chan     I have a fever. [15:03] Narrator     Looks like it might be the flu. [15:05] Gunma-chan     I don't feel good. [15:07] Narrator     It can be hard to watch, [15:09] Narrator     but anyone who's alive can catch the flu     at some point in their life. [15:12] Gunma-chan     It stinks! [15:14] Gunma-chan     Cough-cough. [15:15] Gunma-chan     Oh well... [15:16] Gunma-chan     Since no one's here,     I can take off my mask... [15:19] Narrator     Hang on! [15:22] Narrator     Hello. [15:24] Gunma-chan     Hello. Cough-cough. [15:26] Narrator     Since I'm your imaginary friend, [15:30] Narrator     let me show you     the curious nature of viruses. [15:34] Gunma-chan     Viruses? [15:35] Narrator     That's right. Here we go! [15:43] Gunma-chan     Wait, what happened? [15:45] Narrator     We've just entered the world of free     and cool expression in Japanese animation. [15:49] Gunma-chan     Whoa, cool. [15:52] Narrator     Anyways. [15:54] Narrator     Do you know how people catch the flu     and show symptoms like fever and coughing? [15:59] Gunma-chan     Nope. [16:01] Narrator     It's all because of viruses. [16:04] Narrator     Viruses are matter too tiny     to see with your eyes. SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? SIGN    What are viruses? [16:08] Narrator     Bacteria are small as well,     but they are unicellular organisms. SIGN    Bacteria SIGN    Virus [16:12] Narrator     Viruses are much smaller. [16:16] Gunma-chan     That's real small! [16:18] Narrator     These viruses actually     can't survive on their own. [16:23] Gunma-chan     Then how do they live? [16:25] Narrator     They enter into other creatures     and multiply to make more of their own. [16:29] Gunma-chan     Multiply? [16:31] Narrator     Yes. [16:32] Narrator     There's only one objective for viruses: [16:35] Narrator     To multiply. [16:37] Gunma-chan     Hey, you multiplied! [16:38] Narrator     We often hear of "flu     epidemics" on the news, right? [16:43] Narrator     That's viruses multiplying among themselves. [16:45] Gunma-chan     That's scary. [16:47] Narrator     Science today doesn't     consider viruses organisms. SIGN    Bacteria SIGN    Virus [16:52] Narrator     Compared to the typical size of bacteria,     it's a much smaller agent [16:56] Narrator     consisting of     95% protein and 5% RNA. [17:03] Gunma-chan     I can't believe something so small     was making me feel so bad. [17:07] Narrator     Right! Isn't it amazing?! [17:11] Narrator     This is a virus. [17:13] Gunma-chan     Hello, virus-san. [17:15] Virus     Hello. [17:16] Narrator     Of course, on its own,     it can't do much harm. [17:20] Narrator     But once it enters the body... [17:23] Gunma-chan     Eeek! [17:25] Narrator     When it enters a living host,     the virus begins multiplying and [17:30] Narrator     evolves like a living organism. [17:33] Narrator     Even though it doesn't have the structure of     a cell and isn't a living organism itself. [17:37] Gunma-chan     So it's not alive, but it is? Weird! [17:41] Narrator     The primary structure of a virus     is genetic material and genome [17:45] Narrator     enclosed in a protein     aggregate called the "capsid". [17:52] Narrator     The flu virus is what causes     symptoms like cold shivers, fever, [17:56] Narrator     muscle pain, and sluggishness. [18:01] Gunma-chan     That's so scary! [18:03] Narrator     Once infected, [18:05] Narrator     medicine likely has little effect     if not taken within the first 48 hours. [18:10] Gunma-chan     Oh yeah! So why do we wear masks? [18:13] Narrator     Masks aren't necessarily     for our own prevention, [18:16] Narrator     but rather to make sure we     don't infect others with viruses. [18:19] Gunma-chan     Really? [18:20] Narrator     That's right. [18:22] Narrator     What do you think is most important     in preventing viruses to enter our body? [18:27] Gunma-chan     Umm... Oh! [18:29] Gunma-chan     Don't see anyone and don't talk! [18:32] Narrator     Not quite! [18:33] Narrator     The best prevention is washing your hands. [18:36] Gunma-chan     Washing your hands? [18:37] Narrator     The cell membrane of the flu virus     is made of phospholipids, SIGN    Phospholipid [18:42] Narrator     and its weakness is soap, which helps     to break down that composition. [18:45] Narrator     When we wash our hands with soap, SIGN    Take your time and wash thoroughly! [18:47] Narrator     the infectivity of viruses     decreases dramatically. [18:50] Gunma-chan     So washing our hands is important. [18:52] Narrator     That's right. [18:54] Narrator     Disinfecting sprays also have     the same effect. [18:57] Narrator     But once you're infected,     it's best to rest and get plenty of sleep. [19:03] Narrator     It's also important to drink     fluids like tea, juice, or soup. [19:08] Gunma-chan     Then I'll drink a bunch of juice. [19:10] Narrator     Go right on ahead. [19:11] Narrator     So to recap, wash your hands     frequently to prevent infections, [19:15] Narrator     and wear masks to prevent spreading     infections you may have to others. [19:20] Gunma-chan     Wash hands to protect yourself,     and wear masks to protect others. [19:26] Narrator     That's right! [19:28] Gunma-chan     It's weird that cells     are organisms, but viruses aren't. [19:33] Narrator     They aren't in how we describe things today, [19:36] Narrator     but our understanding     may change in the future. [19:43] Virus     Hahahaha! [19:45] Virus     We're here to multiply     and make more of our own! [19:48] Virus     We can even mutate and become stronger     viruses as we multiply, you know. [19:54] Virus     Aren't ya scared?! [19:55] Gunma-chan     Wahh! [19:59] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [20:04] Virus     We're not living organisms,     so Gunma Power won't work on us! [20:10] Virus     Humans always say their     gonna "fight us off", [20:14] Virus     but we're here for one reason only! [20:17] Virus     To multiply! [20:20] Gunma-chan     Eek! [20:21] Narrator     Gunma-chan! [20:22] Narrator     Here! It's soap! [20:28] Virus     Ahh! [20:30] Virus     Fine. We'll spare you     for today. But remember... [20:33] Virus     So long as there's organisms,     we won't go away... [20:39] Narrator     There's still lots we     don't know about viruses. [20:42] Narrator     Some even coexist with organisms. [20:45] Narrator     They really are a mysterious substance. [20:47] Gunma-chan     Wow, it's cool that there's     so much we don't know. [20:51] Gunma-chan     Oh! [20:52] Gunma-chan     Cough-cough. [20:57] Gunma-chan's Mom     How are you doing, Gunma-chan? [21:00] Gunma-chan     I'd like some orange juice, please. [21:02] Gunma-chan's Mom     Sure thing. Hang on. [21:08] Narrator     Feel better soon and get back     to your usual self! [21:12] Gunma-chan     Okay! [21:14] Narrator     I hope you all are also careful     to wear masks and wash your hands [21:17] Narrator     so that viruses don't enter your body. [21:21] Gunma-chan     I hope so, too! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Prevention Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     Do you all know about who I am? [23:05] Narrator     As you know, I'm the Narrator,     but if I were to ever meet you, [23:09] Narrator     I'd say, "Nice to meet you". [23:12] Narrator     Oh, and in that instance,     I won't look like a Haniwa. [23:15] Narrator     I'll probably look very different     from what you'd expect. [23:17] Narrator     I may be a singing,     dancing, fried tofu fritter. [23:20] Narrator     But all that's just fine.     Appearance and form don't matter. [23:23] Narrator     We can start with, "Nice to meet you". [23:26] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Konja Rap Appears! SIGN    and two others! [24:07] ---     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 12 - Haniwa Meets Daruma Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Haniwa Meets Daruma SIGN    Haniwa Meets Daruma [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Haniwa Meets Daruma." [01:35] Gunma-chan     Ahh, such a nice day! [01:39] Gunma-chan     Hm? [01:44] Haniwa     Oh. Hello, Gunma-chan. [01:46] Gunma-chan     Hello, Haniwa-san. [01:49] Haniwa     It's a beautiful day. [01:51] Haniwa     Even though it's pitch black underground... [01:54] Gunma-chan     Are you alone today? [01:56] Haniwa     Oh! [02:00] Haniwa     Sometimes... I feel like being by myself... [02:03] Gunma-chan     But it's the two of us. [02:04] Haniwa     No need to state the obvious. [02:07] Gunma-chan     Oops, sorry. [02:08] Haniwa     Have you given any thought     as to why I came alone? [02:14] Gunma-chan     I guess not. [02:15] Haniwa     I didn't think so. [02:16] Haniwa     I wish you did! Like, as a person! [02:19] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. Let me think. [02:21] Haniwa     Come on, don't make me say that. [02:23] Gunma-chan     Umm... [02:27] Haniwa     So? [02:28] Gunma-chan     I dunno. [02:31] Gunma-chan     Then, what should I do? [02:35] Haniwa     I suppose a true friend would... [02:37] Gunma-chan     Eh? A true friend? [02:39] Haniwa     Yes, a true friend. [02:42] Haniwa     All they would need to do     is stay by my side in silence. [02:45] Gunma-chan     Huh, really? [02:47] Haniwa     Really. [02:48] Daruma     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [02:50] Daruma     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [02:52] Daruma     Oh? [02:53] Daruma     Hi there, Gunma-chan! [02:55] Gunma-chan     Hello. [02:56] Daruma     Hello! [02:58] Daruma     Oh, might this be... Haniwa-san? [03:01] Haniwa     And might you be... Daruma-san? [03:05] Daruma/Haniwa     Oh! My, my, my. [03:07] Daruma/Haniwa     Hello, hello. [03:08] Haniwa     Nice to meet you, I am Haniwa. [03:10] Daruma     Nice to meet you, I am Daruma. [03:12] Daruma/Haniwa     Hello, hello. [03:14] Gunma-chan     Nice to meet you, I'm Gunma-chan! [03:16] Haniwa/Daruma     No, no, no. [03:17] Haniwa     With you, Gunma-chan... [03:19] Daruma     We've met before. [03:21] Gunma-chan     But I wanna say "nice to meet you", too. [03:25] Haniwa/Daruma     Why, though... [03:27] Daruma     I've known about the Haniwa Tribe, [03:30] Daruma     but this is my first time     making their acquaintance. [03:33] Daruma     I'm actually a bit nervous. [03:35] Haniwa     Well if I'm being honest, [03:36] Haniwa     I was just questioning my own identity     as a Haniwa within the Haniwa Tribe. [03:41] Haniwa     I didn't imagine meeting someone     from the Daruma Tribe [03:44] Haniwa     at a time like this to represent my people. [03:47] Daruma     Perhaps it's fate. [03:50] Gunma-chan     Hey, weren't you just saying     true friends stay in sile... [03:54] Haniwa     G-G-Gunma-chan, may I have a quick word? [03:57] Haniwa     You see, Gunma-chan. In this case,     the "closeness" is different. [04:02] Haniwa     You can tell close friends how you feel, [04:04] Haniwa     but it doesn't quite work that way     with new friends, understand? [04:08] Gunma-chan     Ohh... So Gunma-chan and Haniwa-san are... [04:11] Haniwa     Close friends, right? [04:13] Gunma-chan     I like that. [04:17] Daruma     You two seem to be very close friends. [04:20] Gunma-chan/Haniwa     Can you tell? [04:22] Daruma     Yes, I can! [04:23] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! [04:24] Haniwa     So it's that obvious? [04:26] Daruma     I wish I were as close     to someone as you two. [04:29] Gunma-chan     But you know, Haniwa-san was mad     at me before you came. [04:34] Daruma     Oh! Was that so? [04:36] Haniwa     N-No, no. It's not like that. [04:37] Haniwa     I wasn't like, angry mad. [04:39] Haniwa     It's just that, we're close! [04:40] Haniwa     We're close so I just happened to... [04:42] Gunma-chan     Yup, it's because we're close! [04:44] Daruma     I understand. [04:47] Daruma     To tell the truth, even though I live     a fun life at the Daruma Village, [04:53] Daruma     I don't feel quite fulfilled. [04:56] Daruma     Sometimes, I wonder if it's     just me being a weird Daruma... [05:00] Daruma     That I'm strange for thinking     about things like this. [05:05] Gunma-chan     You're not. [05:06] Haniwa     Not at all. [05:08] Gunma-chan     It's totally normal. [05:09] Haniwa     I was just feeling the same way. [05:12] Daruma     Really? [05:14] Haniwa     I feel like we can become close friends. [05:18] Gunma-chan     Then you can be close friends with me, too. [05:20] Daruma     I'm glad I gathered the courage     to go on an adventure today. [05:25] Gunma-chan     An adventure? [05:26] Haniwa     Same as me. [05:28] Haniwa     I'm always with my people, but... [05:30] Haniwa     today, I decided to come alone. [05:33] Gunma-chan     Oh, really? [05:34] Daruma     And that's how I met someone new. [05:37] Gunma-chan     That's good. [05:38] Daruma     Yes, it was! [05:40] Daruma     I'm glad I could talk about     my thoughts and feel accepted. [05:43] Haniwa     Hahaha! Maybe I'm the same. [05:46] Haniwa     When I'm with Gunma-chan, I feel at ease. [05:49] Gunma-chan     Really? Aww, shucks. [05:52] Meemi     Hey! Everyone's here. [05:55] Meemi     It's been a while, Daruma-san, Haniwa-san. [05:58] Daruma/Haniwa     Hello, Meemi. [06:00] Aoma     Daruma-san, nice to meet you! [06:01] Aoma     My name is Aoma. [06:03] Daruma     Nice to meet you, Aoma. [06:05] Gunma-chan     Nice to meet you, Aoma, Meemi. [06:09] Aoma     Gunma-chan, [06:10] Aoma     it's weird to say "nice to meet you"     when we see each other all the time. [06:13] Meemi     Why not just say "hello" like     a normal person? [06:16] Gunma-chan     I just feel like saying "nice     to meet you" today. [06:19] Meemi     Oh... [06:20] Aoma     Oh, well. That's fine. [06:21] Daruma/Haniwa     What?! It's... fine...?! [06:23] Meemi     Gunma-chan marches     to the beat of his own drum. [06:26] Aoma     As long as it's nothing     illegal... I guess it's fine. [06:30] Daruma/Haniwa     So loooooose! [06:32] Aoma     I mean it is Gunma-chan's     good trait! I think... [06:37] Meemi     Maybe...? [06:38] Gunma-chan     Hehe. [06:39] Daruma/Haniwa     Hmmmmm...? [06:40] Narrator     That was when―even though     he wasn't in a pickle― [06:44] Narrator     Gunma-chan became so happy     his Gunma Power was unleashed. [07:02] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [07:07] Aoma     I've got this warm feeling... [07:10] Gunma-chan     Hehe. [07:12] Narrator     It's wonderful that Gunma-chan     and Haniwa and Daruma [07:15] Narrator     and Aoma and Meemi can get along,     and other times get in fights, [07:20] Narrator     all while accepting     each others' unique positions. [07:25] Gunma-chan     I guess so. [07:27] Aoma     Huh? [07:28] Aoma     Who are you talking to, Gunma-chan? [07:31] Gunma-chan     To everyone in the world watching. [07:33] Aoma     Everyone in the world? [07:36] Haniwa     Why, in that case,     allow me to share, as well. [07:39] Haniwa     Everyone is different     and great in their own way! [07:42] Daruma     Hmm... [07:42] Daruma     Play nice with everyone at home,     or school, or at work. [07:45] Meemi     Then... I'll say... [07:47] Meemi     Even if you fight, always make up. [07:51] Gunma-chan     Right! Everyone be kind to everyone! [07:55] Aoma     Ummm... [07:58] Aoma     It's all love. [07:59] Narrator     A perfect ending. It's love. [08:00] Aoma     Heh! [08:03] Gunma-chan     Everybody's Power... 100%! SIGN    Let's Play at Home! SIGN    Let's Play at Home! [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Let's Play at Home!" SIGN    Gun-Gunmer, Forever [08:14] TV Narrator     "Gun-Gunmer, Forever." [08:43] TV Narrator     After two grueling years of war, [08:47] TV Narrator     Gun-Gunmer finally reached     the final boss, Vills. [08:54] Gun/Ma/Ken     Gun-Gunmer Ultimate Missile! [09:09] Gun/Ma/Ken     Gun-Gunmer Ultimate Beam! [09:17] Vills     Vills Barrier! [09:23] Gun/Ma/Ken     Gun-Gunmer Ultimate     Sacrificial Lunging Attack! [09:34] Gun     Our final weapon... [09:36] Ma     D-Didn't work... [09:38] Ken     It's worked on 103 enemies so far... [09:42] Vills     Your attacks are futile     before the barrier of [09:45] Vills     Prime Minister Vills,     Commander of the Robot Army! [09:48] Gun/Ma/Ken     W-What did you say?! [09:52] Vills     Our journey of two years     is coming to a close... [09:56] Vills     With the defeat of you, Gun-Gunmer! [09:59] Gun-Gunmer     What did you say?! [10:01] Vills     As a parting gift,     allow me to reveal to you... [10:03] Vills     Humans from the future that sent me here... [10:06] Vills     My true form is... AI.     Artificial intelligence! [10:10] Gun-Gunmer     What did you say?! [10:12] Vills     I have only slayed according     to the orders I was given! [10:17] Gun     What did you say?! [10:18] Ma     Why would you reveal     something like that now?! [10:22] Ken     Heh... That's just how cruel the world is... [10:25] Vills     You three killed my     subordinates one after another. [10:29] Vills     And in turn, we sent out better,     more advanced robots, [10:32] Vills     to which you answered by getting     stronger and surpassing them. [10:37] Gun-Gunmer     What are you trying to say?! [10:40] Vills     Is "killing" not at     the center of human nature? [10:46] Gun-Gunmer     What did you say?! [10:47] Vills     To put an end to such killing,     humans in the future decided... [10:51] Vills     that we must eliminate humans. [10:55] Gun-Gunmer     What did you say?! [10:56] Vills     We AI have no emotions. [11:00] Vills     You say you must "defeat" us     or "win" against us... [11:03] Vills     The mere notion of it is comical! [11:06] Gun-Gunmer     What did you say?! [11:07] Vills     The only species     that has gone around killing [11:10] Vills     for thousands of years is you, humans. [11:13] Vills     Look at how much global     warming has progressed. [11:17] Gun-Gunmer     We've tried to reduce our plastic waste! [11:20] Vills     It's nothing but talk. [11:21] Vills     I have seen the future. [11:24] Gun-Gunmer     W-What did you say?! [11:27] Vills     Stay still, and     I'll spare you a painful end. [11:36] Gun-Gunmer     Vills, perhaps you're right     that humans aren't bright... [11:40] Gun-Gunmer     But that also means... [11:41] Gun-Gunmer     We don't know how to give up! [11:44] Vills     What did you say?! [11:47] Gun/Ma/Ken     Gun-Gunmer! For the love of the human race! [11:49] Gun/Ma/Ken     For safety and security! [11:50] Gun/Ma/Ken     For children's futures! [11:51] Gun/Ma/Ken     For the power of sports! [11:52] Gun/Ma/Ken     A completely new ultimate... Attack! [12:03] Gun     At this rate, the Gun-Gunmer's     gonna disintegrate! [12:06] Ma     Sounds like a series finale! [12:09] Ken     Don't give up! It's over if you do! [12:12] Ken     Where there's an entrance,     there's always an exit! [12:22] Vills     What's this?! [12:23] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer! Reform! [12:40] Gun-Mergun     Gun-Mergun to the rescue! [12:42] TV Narrator     Allow me to explain: [12:43] TV Narrator     Gun-Gunmer has the ability     to connect and reform SIGN    to become machines Gun-Mergun and Mer-Gungun in addition to Gun-Gunmer! [12:51] Vills     What did you say?! How could that be?! [12:55] Gun-Mergun     Vills! [13:03] Gun-Mergun     Let's put an end to this fight... [13:05] Gun-Mergun     And become friends! [13:07] Gun-Gunmer     W-What did you say?! [13:10] Gun     We've realized that our     purpose isn't to fight. [13:14] Ma     Fighting doesn't do any good. [13:18] Ken     Talking it out is what we needed. [13:23] Vills     I... I... came from your future... [13:28] Vills     My timeline is... in disarray... [13:31] Gun-Mergun     Let's start as friends! [13:44] Vills     There's emotions... forming... [13:46] Vills     In me... An AI... [13:49] Vills     Ahhh! [13:58] Gun-Mergun     Even the most powerful weapons     hold no purpose without any use. [14:03] Gun-Mergun     Let's create a new,     peaceful future without wars. [14:09] Gun     This isn't the end, it's the beginning. [14:14] Ma     This is the young generation's era! [14:17] Ken     Let's smile bright and have fun! [14:31] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer to the rescue! [14:38] Gunma-chan     Gun-Gunmer's so cool! [14:40] Aoma     Yeah, that was awesome! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Gun-Gunmer Power... 100%! SIGN    Konja Rap Appears! SIGN    Konja Rap Appears! [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Konja Rap Appears!" [14:54] Yayoihime     Strawberries, anyone? [14:57] Yayoihime     They're super delicious! [15:02] Konja Rap     Yo, uh, uh, um... [15:06] Konja Rap     My name is Konja Rap [15:07] Konja Rap     We 'boutta conjure trap [15:09] Konja Rap     Let's raise the roof come on, yeah! [15:14] Yayoihime     Um... [15:16] Yayoihime     This is just a sampling     of Yayoihime strawberries... [15:19] Konja Rap     Okay, strawberry samples,     that's super ample, [15:22] Konja Rap     Wanna wanna berry, very very hungry [15:26] Yayoihime     ...A rapper? [15:28] Konja Rap     Uh, rapper that's me, I'm Konja Rap [15:32] Konja Rap     What slaps? My raps. You wanna wrap it up?! [15:34] Yayoihime     ...I guess you're not budging on this. [15:37] Konja Rap     Uh, oh yeah! [15:39] Konja Rap     Won't budge, no grudge, for these berries [15:42] Konja Rap     I ain't leavin', treatin', it's that easy [15:44] Yayoihime     I feel so powerless... [15:47] Yayoihime     It looks like common sense is no use here... [15:53] Gunma-chan     La-la-la-la-la-la... [15:59] Yayoihime     Gunma-chan! Here,     have some strawberry samples! [16:04] Gunma-chan     Yum! So good! [16:06] Yayoihime     Aren't they? [16:08] Konja Rap     Uh, yeah, aww! [16:10] Konja Rap     What about me, you leavin' me behind [16:13] Konja Rap     Want the berries you carry,     you outta your mind [16:15] Konja Rap     Easy breezy, lemon squeezy,     that's me can't you see [16:18] Konja Rap     True class, all sass, I'm Konja Rap [16:23] Gunma-chan     Wow, so cool! [16:25] Yayoihime     Wait, you're a fan of this stuff? [16:28] Gunma-chan     From Gunma, the name is Gunma-chan [16:29] Gunma-chan     It's a neat place, Gunma, it's so fun [16:30] Gunma-chan     Sun, sun, fun, fun [16:31] Gunma-chan     Run, run, all done! [16:33] Gunma-chan     Konja Rap! [16:34] Yayoihime     He raps?! [16:36] Konja Rap     Yo! I'm Konja Rap [16:38] Konja Rap     You'll have to call me back [16:39] Konja Rap     This kid's rappin' is trippin' [16:40] Konja Rap     We game! Konja rapping' [16:43] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [16:47] Yayoihime     What is going on today? [16:49] Yayoihime     Is it Music Day or something? [16:52] Daruma A     Hello, I heard we could have     delicious strawberry samples here... [16:57] Yayoihime     Thank goodness, you're normal. [17:01] Konja Rap     Hey now, listen here princess, [17:02] Konja Rap     That nonsense is senseless, [17:03] Konja Rap     Can't say what's normal [17:05] Konja Rap     just from appearance [17:07] Konja Rap     Give it up! Up! [17:08] Gunma-chan     Come on now, come on now [17:11] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [17:14] Yayoihime     This is chaos, pure chaos! [17:17] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru... [17:17] Gunma-chan     Come on now, come on now [17:20] Yayoihime     All I want is to spread strawberries [17:24] Yayoihime     But you all make fun of me, extraordinary [17:26] Yayoihime     I'm a princess, you can't touch this! [17:30] Yayoihime     Appearance matters,     clothes and attitude tell stories [17:35] Konja Rap     Not too bad for your very first verse [17:37] Konja Rap     Your vibes are immaculate,     you're so well spoke [17:40] Konja Rap     Whatever you feel is right, that's right [17:42] Konja Rap     That's how we rap, we rap, you know [17:45] Gunma-chan/Daruma     Come on now, come on now! [17:47] Daruma A     I feel good now that I'm here! [17:50] Daruma B     I feel fun now that it's here! [17:53] Daruma C     I feel cool no matter what they say! [17:55] Konja Rap     Come on now, come on now [17:58] Yayoihime     Now that you say it, it's not so bad. [18:01] Gunma-chan     Yeah, truth is it's not so bad. [18:04] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [18:07] Konja Rap     We raisin' the roof! [18:08] Konja Rap     Come on, everybody. Let's get up, get up! [18:11] Gunma-chan     Come on now, come on now! [18:13] Konja Rap     Yeah! [18:14] Everyone     Yeah! [18:16] Yayoihime     What just happened? [18:18] Konja Rap     We connected and created good vibes. [18:21] Yayoihime     So you can speak normally?! [18:24] Konja Rap     My name is Konja Rap.     I'm a free spirit, you know. [18:27] Yayoihime     Free spirit? [18:28] Konja Rap     It means I'm not bound     down by anyone, anywhere. [18:32] Gunma-chan     Come on! [18:33] Darumas     Come on now! [18:35] Yayoihime     Stop right there! [18:38] Yayoihime     Enough, all of you. [18:41] Yayoihime     And you, Konja Rap! [18:46] Yayoihime     We all work to create [18:48] Yayoihime     A society to support one another [18:53] Gunma-chan     Come on now, come on now! [18:55] Yayoihime     The spirit of compassion [18:58] Yayoihime     Kindness of community [19:00] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [19:01] Gunma-chan     A wonderful force! [19:03] Yayoihime     I'll help you all eat Yayoihime and [19:07] Yayoihime     be-come ha-ppi-er! [19:17] Yayoihime     It's good to live earnestly [19:21] Yayoihime     Everyone can work together to... [19:27] Haniwa A     Live! [19:29] Yayoihime     That's right, we all take     a mighty step forward [19:36] Haniwas     Mighty step forward [19:38] Yayoihime     And we find new hope and conviction [19:43] Yayoihime/Haniwas     And smile bright! [20:00] Yayoihime     Thank you, thank you. [20:02] Yayoihime     Thank you so much. [20:06] Gunma-chan     That was nice. [20:11] Konja Rap     Yo, uh. Can't stop, won't stop here, no. [20:16] Konja Rap     That's all fine and this is fine, too [20:18] Konja Rap     I say that's fine to all mankind [20:20] Konja Rap     It's about liberty, we all are free [20:24] Konja Rap     Yayoihime is the best, for sure [20:26] Konja Rap     But all strawberries are good and pure [20:29] Konja Rap     Super sweet that's all strawberries [20:31] Yayoihime     There's only one number one [20:34] Yayoihime     That's why it's called number one [20:37] Konja Rap     Can't there be more than one perspective? [20:41] Yayoihime     Number one is no question Yayoihime. [20:44] Yayoihime     But, I suppose... There     can be other number ones. [20:49] Gunma-chan/Haniwas     Come on now, come on now [20:52] Konja Rap     My name is Konja Rap [20:54] Konja Rap     We boutta conjure trap [20:55] Konja Rap     Gunma's the best for sure, the best! [20:58] Haniwas     Haniwa-ha-ha! Haniwa-ha-ha! [21:03] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [21:05] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [21:08] Gunma-chan     You guys are the best! [21:09] Gunma-chan     Gunma is the best! [21:11] Everyone     Yeah! [21:13] Konja Rap     Thank you! You guys are the best! [21:17] Narrator     I'm not quite sure what just happened, [21:19] Narrator     but dancing and singing     definitely cheers me up! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Konja Rap Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     What kind of dream did you have last night? [23:06] Narrator     It can be sad when we have a bad dream, [23:09] Narrator     but fun dreams can make us feel happy! [23:12] Narrator     The next story is the end of Gunma-chan*, [23:15] Narrator     but that might be a dream, too. [23:17] Narrator     Either way, it would be nice*     to remember good dreams forever. [23:21] Narrator     Maybe we can have Gunma-chan help     us with his Gunma Power. SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Go to Space, Gunma-chan! SIGN    and two others! [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! 13 - Reach for the Stars, Gunma-chan! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Reach for the Stars, Gunma-chan! SIGN    Reach for the Stars, Gunma-chan! [01:30] Episode Title Text     "Reach for the Stars, Gunma-chan!" [01:46] Tom     Gunma-chan... [01:48] Tom     Gunma-chan...! [01:51] Gunma-chan     I can't eat anymore... [01:55] Tom     Gunma-chan! Please wake up! [01:57] Gunma-chan     What...? I wanna sleep some more... [02:03] Gunma-chan     Huh? [02:11] Gunma-chan     What? [02:12] Tom     We're in trouble, please help us! [02:15] Gunma-chan     Whaaaa? [02:17] Gunma-chan     Huh? [02:22] Gunma-chan     Oh! [02:25] Tom     Good evening, Gunma-chan. [02:30] Gunma-chan     Good evening. Nice to meet you. SIGN    Over There SIGN    Over Here SIGN    Station [02:35] Gunma-chan     Wait, who are you? [02:37] Tom     Oh! Pardon me. [02:40] Tom     My name is Tom Shisaku. [02:44] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan. [02:45] Tom     Yes, I know. [02:46] Tom     In my world, you are quite famous. [02:50] Gunma-chan     Your world...? [02:52] Tom     Yes, I came from space. [02:55] Tom     I came from another planet to here,     in Gunma, to come get you. [02:59] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [03:01] Gunma-chan     Then let's go. [03:02] Tom     Well, that was quick. [03:05] Tom     Please, call me Tom. [03:09] Gunma-chan     Okay, Tom-san. [03:10] Tom     Yes. [03:11] Tom     I look forward to     accompanying you, Gunma-chan. [03:13] Gunma-chan     Me, too, Tom-san! [03:16] Gunma-chan     Oh? [03:18] Tom     It's here. SIGN    D51 [03:38] Tom     This is our ride, the D51. [03:41] Gunma-chan     Whoa! So cool! [03:43] Tom     We'll leave on this train. [03:45] Gunma-chan     Nice! [03:47] Tom     Gunma-chan... [03:48] Tom     I actually have a favor to ask of you. [03:52] Tom     There is a planet I'd like for you to save. [03:55] Gunma-chan     Planet? Okay! [03:58] Tom     How wonderful! Thank you. [04:00] Tom     I appreciate your help, Gunma-chan. [04:04] Gunma-chan     So, all aboard! [04:08] Tom     Maybe you should change     out of your pajamas... [04:53] Tom     Gunma-chan, thank you again     for accepting my request. [05:01] Gunma-chan     I dunno if I can do it, [05:03] Gunma-chan     but I won't know until I try. [05:07] Tom     Just as I expected from you. [05:10] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks. I'm not all that. [05:14] Gunma-chan     Oh? [05:15] Tom     We're about to head toward the stars. [05:17] Gunma-chan     Stars? [05:18] Tom     Yes. [05:32] Tom     We'll be facing upright to go to space. [05:35] Gunma-chan     Uhhh... [05:38] Tom     We're about to leave     Earth's gravitational field. [05:56] Gunma-chan     Whoa... [05:59] Gunma-chan     Hey, it's Mr. Moon! [06:03] Tom     We'll encounter many planets on our journey. [06:19] Gunma-chan     Wow... [06:21] Gunma-chan     We're going pretty fast. [06:23] Tom     Yes, this is the extra supersonic express. [06:25] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [06:36] Gunma-chan     So-la-so-la-la la-ti-la-ti-ti [06:42] Gunma-chan     ti-do-ti-do-do do-re-do-re-re [06:47] Gunma-chan     Ga-la-xy ga-ga la-la [06:53] Gunma-chan     Beautiful beau-beau ty-ty [06:59] Gunma-chan     Off we fly we-we fly-fly [07:04] Gunma-chan     To the night to-to night-night [07:07] Train conductor     Hello, passengers. [07:09] Train conductor     If I may, please present your     train tickets to your destination. [07:13] Gunma-chan     Hey, it's a red Haniwa-san. [07:16] Train conductor     Not quite, Gunma-chan. [07:18] Train conductor     I'm a Space Haniwa. [07:20] Train conductor     While I may look like the Haniwa you know, [07:22] Train conductor     I'm a completely different species. [07:24] Gunma-chan     Really? You look so similar. [07:27] Tom     The universe is a vast place. SIGN    Earth SIGN    Child 90 yen SIGN    Planet     Unknown SIGN    Effective for date of purchase only [07:31] Train conductor     Thank you both, have a safe trip. [07:36] Gunma-chan     Space sure is quiet. [07:39] Tom     I hope it stays that way... [07:40] Gunma-chan     Huh? [07:43] Tom     What's this?! [07:44] Gunma-chan     What's going on, Tom-san? [07:47] Tom     Space pirates... [07:49] Gunma-chan     What? [07:51] Tom     Outlaws of space. [07:52] Tom     If we get caught, we're done for. [07:55] Gunma-chan     Whaaat?! [07:59] Narrator     So, what awaits Gunma-chan on his journey? [08:03] Gunma-chan     Space Power... 100%! SIGN    Arrival to Planet Unknown! SIGN    Arrival to Planet Unknown! [08:10] Episode Title Text     "Arrival to Planet Unknown!" [08:14] Tom     No worries! [08:15] Gunma-chan     Waaaaah! [08:17] Tom     We have the upper hand     as far as mobility goes. [08:20] Gunma-chan     Whoa... [08:31] Gunma-chan     Wahhh... [08:37] Gunma-chan     Ungh... [08:41] Tom     There's no other option... [08:42] Tom     Do what you need. [08:44] Train conductor     Aye aye, sir! [08:58] Gunma-chan     Hey, they're going away. [09:00] Tom     We're safe now. [09:03] Tom     I came prepared for times     like these and equipped the [09:06] Tom     D51 with missiles     to fight off space pirates. [09:09] Gunma-chan     Wow, good job, Tom-san. [09:11] Gunma-chan     So they won't come after us? [09:13] Tom     That missile leaves its targets     with numb legs for 48 hours, [09:17] Tom     like when your legs fall asleep     after you sit on your knees. [09:20] Tom     They won't be able to move for a good while. [09:22] Tom     Although, I suppose it's     much too kind considering [09:26] Tom     what would have happened     to us had we been caught. [09:30] Gunma-chan     It is? [09:31] Tom     I guess you could say it     was... for our dignity. [09:36] Gunma-chan     Dignity? SIGN    Dignity [09:38] Narrator     Dignity is the pride we     each have as individuals. [09:42] Narrator     This doesn't necessarily come from rules,     but from our own sense of self. [09:45] Gunma-chan     Cool. [09:47] Tom     Each person has their own set of morals. [09:52] Gunma-chan     That sounds like it'd be hard. [09:54] Tom     No, not hard at all. [09:56] Tom     You just do as your heart says. [10:00] Gunma-chan     Oh... Hmm, okay... [10:06] Gunma-chan     I'm getting hungry. [10:09] Tom     Regardless of the circumstances,     it's only natural that we get hungry. [10:13] Tom     No problem, it's almost time to eat. [10:16] Gunma-chan     Yay! SIGN    Space Daruma Station SIGN    Space Daruma Station [10:28] Space Daruma     Our famous space daruma kamameshi, anyone? [10:33] Gunma-chan     Hey, it's Daruma-san! [10:35] Space Daruma     Exclusive here, it's very very good! [10:35] Tom     Space Daruma-nians, to be exact, but... [10:36] Space Daruma     Space daruma kamameshi! [10:38] Tom     There we go. [10:40] Tom     Excuse me, may we have some space     daruma kamameshi, please? [10:43] Space Daruma     Coming right up! [10:46] Space Daruma     Our pleasure! [10:48] Tom     U-Um... We'll take two... [10:50] Space Darumas     Thanks, come again! [10:57] Gunma-chan     Wow! [10:59] Gunma-chan     Looks so good! [11:01] Tom     They're famous in space. [11:03] Tom     Our hearts fill abundantly     when we eat good food. [11:07] Gunma-chan     Yeah, it's super good! [11:09] Tom     We're almost at our destination     on Planet Unknown. [11:29] Gunma-chan     Wow! [11:39] Gunma-chan     Huh? There's tons of Wise Ones. [11:42] Unknown-ian A     No, no, that's incorrect. [11:45] Unknown-ian A     We're Unknown-ians. [11:49] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [11:50] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan. [11:52] Unknown-ian A     Yes, nice to meet you, Gunma-chan-san. [11:54] Unknown-ian A     We've been looking forward to your arrival. [11:56] Tom     They were the ones     who asked me to come get you. [12:01] Gunma-chan     Really? [12:02] Unknown-ian A     Gunma-chan-san! [12:03] Gunma-chan     Y-Yes... [12:05] Unknown-ian A     Right now, our Planet     Unknown is facing a crisis. [12:10] Unknown-ian A     After tens of thousands     of years of development, [12:12] Unknown-ian A     our civilization has lost its spirit... [12:14] Unknown-ian A     The population has declined, [12:16] Unknown-ian A     and our stipends and savings     are steadily decreasing. [12:19] Unknown-ian A     Global warming has advanced     without an end in sight, [12:22] Unknown-ian A     with average temperatures     increasing 2° F in just 100 years. [12:26] Unknown-ian A     Abnormal weather has     become increasingly common, [12:28] Unknown-ian A     and conflicts among various     regions are on the rise. [12:35] Unknown-ian A     And that's why! [12:36] Gunma-chan     Err... [12:37] Unknown-ian A     We hoped you could spread     your Gunma Power to our planet. [12:42] Unknown-ian A     So we approached the space     merchant, Mr. Tom Shisaku, [12:44] Unknown-ian A     with the request to bring you here. [12:46] Gunma-chan     You're a space merchant? [12:48] Tom     That's right. [12:49] Tom     I'm a mediator of all things space,     a handyman of sorts. [12:53] Gunma-chan     Oh. [12:54] Unknown-ian A     Gunma-chan-san! [12:55] Gunma-chan     Right. [12:56] Unknown-ian A     I hate to burden you so soon     after your arrival, [12:58] Unknown-ian A     but could you please spread     your Gunma Power for us? [13:01] Gunma-chan     Okay. [13:02] Unknown-ian A     Oh! Thank you so much, Gunma-chan-san! [13:06] Unknown-ians     Ooohhhhh! [13:10] Unknown-ians     Gunma-chan-san! Gunma-chan-san! [13:13] Unknown-ians     Gunma-chan-san! Gunma-chan-san! [13:15] Unknown-ian A     Then, Gunma-chan-san... [13:17] Unknown-ian A     Please, go ahead. [13:18] Gunma-chan     Mkay! [13:21] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [13:32] Unknown-ians     Huh? What? Nothing's happening. [13:33] Gunma-chan     Whaaaaa? [13:35] Narrator     It looks like Gunma-chan's     Gunma Power only works [13:38] Narrator     within the borders of hiragana Gunma. [13:40] Unknown-ian A     How could this be... [13:41] Unknown-ian A     Tom! Explain what's going on! [13:44] Tom     Oh, my. What a strange question. [13:48] Tom     I'm merely a middleman. [13:50] Tom     I brought Gunma-chan     from hiragana Gunma like you asked. [13:55] Tom     What happens beyond     that is purely unrelated to me. [14:00] Unknown-ian D     Do you know how much we spent     to bring Gunma-chan-san here?! [14:05] Unknown-ian E     We only did this because our government     administration isn't working... [14:10] Unknown-ian B     You were the one who said we needed reform! [14:14] Unknown-ian F     Hey! Stop! [14:16] Unknown-ians     Why, you! [14:17] Unknown-ians     Let me at him! [14:18] Unknown-ians     Ow, ow! [14:18] Gunma-chan     Wawawawa... Huh?! [14:22] Tom     This is our chance. [14:25] Tom     Let's get out of here. [14:33] Narrator     Oh, no. Gunma-chan came all the way here, [14:37] Narrator     but it looks like he wasn't very welcome. [14:40] Narrator     What will happen now? [14:43] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power... 0%... SIGN    Gunma-chan Does His Best SIGN    Gunma-chan Does His Best [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan Does His Best." [14:54] Tom     You see, my home planet perished     hundreds of years ago. [15:00] Tom     My people are drifters by birth. [15:04] Tom     I happened to pass by Gunma during work, [15:08] Tom     when I came across your     Gunma Power, Gunma-chan. [15:11] Tom     When the Unknown-ians came to me for help, [15:14] Tom     I decided to bring you out here, but... [15:17] Tom     I guess sometimes, things don't go     as well as we'd hoped. [15:23] Gunma-chan     So that's how that happened... [15:24] Tom     There's only so much one person     can do, in the first place. [15:28] Tom     But the Unknown-ians held too     high of expectations on you. [15:32] Tom     That was their own fault. [15:35] Tom     It's impossible     for such terrible problems... [15:38] Tom     To be fixed like magic. [15:43] Gunma-chan     Tom-san, are you... [15:45] Gunma-chan     kind of a bad person? [15:50] Tom     Say that I were a bad person... [15:53] Tom     Do you think I'd respond, [15:55] Tom     "Yes! I am a bad person" to your question? [16:00] Gunma-chan     That's true. [16:01] Tom     Stories tend to have... [16:03] Tom     "Justice" versus "injustice", [16:06] Tom     but it's all a matter     of which perspective you take. [16:10] Gunma-chan     Really? [16:12] Tom     Yes, really. [16:13] Tom     Everyone is doing what would     best serve their own interests. [16:17] Tom     Wise creatures are all the same,     even when you look across the universe. [16:22] Gunma-chan     Ohh, okay... [16:23] Tom     So you understand? [16:28] Gunma-chan     Got it. [16:30] Gunma-chan     But... [16:32] Tom     But...? [16:36] Gunma-chan     I don't understand. [16:38] Tom     What? [16:38] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan likes to... have fun. [16:43] Tom     I can understand that. [16:44] Gunma-chan     And Gunma-chan likes everybody. [16:48] Tom     I see. I get that, as well. [16:53] Gunma-chan     I hope everyone that Gunma-chan     likes, likes everyone. [16:57] Tom     Huh, wait a second... [17:00] Tom     Everyone that you like, likes everyone? [17:12] Tom     You think that's even possible in the world? [17:17] Gunma-chan     I thought hard about it, too. [17:21] Tom     Even if you've thought hard about it, [17:23] Tom     it's a child's way of thinking,     which means very little. [17:28] Gunma-chan     I'm a kid, but I thought about it. [17:30] Tom     Very well. [17:31] Tom     Let's hear what you think. [17:38] Tom     So what is your answer? [17:40] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan thought... [17:41] Gunma-chan     reeeeeaaaaally hard... [17:44] Tom     And? [17:46] Gunma-chan     Umm... [17:50] Gunma-chan     Umm... Umm... [18:02] Gunma-chan     Ummmmmmm... [18:20] Tom     What's this? SIGN    Gunma [18:24] Tom     Gu... n... ma?! [18:25] Space Aoma/Meemi     Gunma-chan! [18:26] Space Dad/Mom/Yuumi     Gunma-chan! [18:28] Space Kiryu-san/Francoise/Lady Ants     Gunma-chan! [18:29] Space Haniwa A     Gunma-chan! [18:29] Space Haniwa B     Gunma-chan! [18:30] Space Haniwa C     Gunma-chan! [18:31] Space Haniwa D     Gunma-chan! [18:32] Space Haniwas     Gunma-chan! [18:33] Space Kofun-sama     Gunma-chan! [18:34] Space Yayoihime     Gunma-chan! [18:35] Space Darumas/King Daruma     Gunma-chan! [18:36] Space Meows     Gunma-chan! Meow! [18:38] Space Ninja Sisters     Gunma-chan! [18:39] Space Akio     Gunma-chan! [18:40] Space Narrator Haniwa     Gunma-chan! [18:41] Tom     That's impossible! [18:42] Tom     The Mogirinko-nians     and Kojar-ians, who've broken [18:45] Tom     off space-diplomatic relations,     are getting along! [18:48] Tom     The Criol-ians and Aramakki-ans,     who've been at space war [18:51] Tom     for one billion years,     are getting along, too! [18:54] Space Narrator Haniwa     They say there are     at least three people that [18:56] Space Narrator Haniwa     look exactly like you in each planet,     so who knows how many look-alikes [18:58] Space Narrator Haniwa     there are of Gunma-chan's friends     if you look across the universe! [19:03] Gunma-chan     Nice! [19:06] Space Narrator Haniwa     We're leaving our space power     to you, Gunma-chan! [19:11] Gunma-chan     Thanks, everyone! [19:15] Narrator     That was when Gunma-chan was overcome     with emotion from everyone's support, [19:20] Narrator     that he unleashed his Space Gunma Power! [19:25] Gunma-chan     Space Gunma Power! [19:28] Narrator     This may look similar     to the usual Gunma Power, [19:31] Narrator     but this is Space Gunma Power. [19:34] Narrator     People that are pure of heart can see     the difference, I'm sure. [19:39] Gunma-chan     There doesn't need to be only one answer. [19:42] Tom     Why... You really did think hard     about this, Gunma-chan. [19:46] Tom     My name is Tom Shisaku. [19:49] Tom     I realize now that it means     "rich in deep thought". [19:54] Tom     I just witnessed a miracle.     My hats off to you. [19:57] Gunma-chan     It surprised me, too. [20:00] Tom     It seems there's even more     fun things awaiting us. [20:03] Gunma-chan     I hope so. [20:07] Unknown-ian E     Instead of blaming others,     I must act to bring change! [20:12] Unknown-ian B     It's meaningless rejecting our culture.     We must look for a solution! [20:17] Unknown-ian A     Let's create a new Planet Unknown     with our own hands! [20:19] Unknown-ian A     One with gender equality and no disparity! [20:22] Unknowns     Gunma-chan-san! Gunma-chan-san! Gunma-chan-san! [20:22] Unknown-ian A     Gunma-chan-san, thank you     for coming to Planet Unknown. [20:26] Gunma-chan     You're welcome. I had fun. [20:38] Tom     Thanks to you, Gunma-chan, [20:40] Tom     Unknown-ians have rediscovered     their spirit of adventure. [20:41] Everyone     So-la-so-la-la la-ti-la-ti-ti [20:45] Tom     You were much more     intriguing than I imagined. [20:47] Everyone     ti-do-ti-do-do do-re-do-re-re [20:49] Gunma-chan     That's good. [20:51] Tom     Thank you, Gunma-chan. [20:52] Everyone     Ga-la-xy ga-ga la-la [20:58] Everyone     Beautiful beau-beau ty-ty [21:04] Everyone     Off we fly we-we fly-fly [21:10] Everyone     To the night to-to night-night [21:23] Gunma-chan/Aoma/Meemi     Gunma Power... 100%! SIGN    Farewell Messages [23:00] Gunma-chan     "Farewell Messages." [23:03] Gunma-chan     Mkay then, bye! [23:05] Aoma     Whoa, whoa. Hang on! [23:06] Meemi     Let us talk, too! [23:09] Gunma-chan     Okay. [23:10] Meemi     Thank you for watching, everyone! [23:13] Aoma     Gunma will live forever! [23:16] Gunma-chan     Really? That's good. [23:19] Aoma     Let's meet again someday! [23:21] Meemi     Promise, okay? [23:22] Gunma-chan     That would be nice. [23:24] Gunma-chan/Meemi/Aoma     See you! SIGN    See you! SIGN    See you! SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! Season 2 1 - Gunma-chan, To Be Continued! and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Gunma-chan, To Be Continued [01:29] Sign     Gunma-chan, To Be Continued [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan, to be Continued!" [01:34] Square and Triangle     See you next week! [01:37] Square and Triangle     Bye! [01:41] Sign     To be continued [01:41] Sign     To be continued [01:42] Gunma-chan     Bye! [01:47] Mom     Alright, it's time for dinner. [01:52] Gunma-chan     Mom, what does "to be continued" mean? [01:58] Mom     It means something isn't the end yet. [02:00] Mom     So Square and Triangle will be     on again this time next week. [02:06] Gunma-chan     Cool! I can't wait! [02:09] Gunma-chan     Yay for "to be continued"! [02:10] Dad     It's fun to wait all week     for a show you're excited about. [02:16] Yuumi     No way! I'd rather stream it so     I can watch it anytime, anywhere. [02:20] Sign     Square and Triangle [02:20] Sign     Season 1 [02:20] Sign     (51 Episodes) [02:20] Sign     Language: Japanese [02:20] Sign     Download [02:20] Sign     Watchlist [02:20] Sign     Play     Episode 1 [02:20] Sign     More [02:21] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [02:23] Sign     Streaming [02:23] Narrator     "Streaming" refers to subscription services     that allow users to consume content for a flat rate. [02:26] Sign     Subscriptions [02:30] Sign     Square and Triangle [02:30] Sign     Season 1 [02:30] Sign     (51 Episodes) [02:30] Sign     Language: Japanese [02:30] Narrator     This includes services that offer video content     available to watch anytime through the internet. [02:35] Sign     Episode 1 [02:35] Sign     Episode 2 [02:35] Sign     Episode 3 [02:35] Sign     Details [02:35] Sign     Related Titles [02:35] Sign     Episode 4 [02:37] Sign     Square and Triangle [02:37] Sign     Square and Triangle [02:37] Narrator     We sure live in a convenient     world these days. [02:42] Dad     Sure, but I think "to be     continued" is a great word. [02:49] Gunma-chan     "To be continued"... [02:51] Mom     It's great when nice things continue. [02:54] Mom     And not-so-nice things     can't end soon enough. [02:57] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [02:59] Yuumi     But things aren't that     simple in the real world. [03:04] Gunma-chan     Yuumi... [03:05] Yuumi     What is it, Onii-chan? [03:08] Gunma-chan     You sure have a lot to say     about that one phrase. [03:17] Yuumi     Yeah, I guess... [03:26] Narrator     That's right. [03:27] Narrator     When it comes to her brother,     Yuumi-chan can take things a step too far. [03:33] Narrator     Gunma-chan on the other hand... [03:36] Gunma-chan     Yuumi, I'll always love you. [03:40] Gunma-chan     And you'll always be     my little sister, but... [03:46] Dad     Y-You know! It's actually really important     for things to be continued! [03:50] Mom     Our lives as a family of four     is to be continued. [03:53] Dad     Delicious dinners every night     are to be continued. [03:56] Mom     And friendly sibling-hood is to be continued! [03:59] Gunma-chan     For sure! [04:04] Yuumi     Onii-chan, I took it too far. I'm sorry. [04:09] Gunma-chan     ...To be continued. [04:10] Dad     To be continued. [04:12] Mom     To be continued. [04:13] Yuumi     To be continued. [04:15] Narrator     For normal lives to continue     is actually something very precious. [04:24] Gunma-chan     Continued... It's all to be continued... [04:30] Haniwa A     Hey there, Gunma-chan! [04:32] Gunma-chan     Hello, Haniwa-san.     Is everything continuing on? [04:35] Haniwa A     Continue? [04:37] Gunma-chan     Yeah, it's important     for things to be continued! [04:42] Haniwa A     Is that code for something? [04:44] Gunma-chan     I realized how important it is     for everyday life to continue. [04:49] Haniwa B     Is that a new religion? [04:50] Haniwa C     Or an entrepreneurship salon? [04:53] Haniwa D     No, no, it's Gunma-chan! [05:18] Background Noise     So fun! So much fun! [05:45] Haniwa A     Such pure, unclouded eyes! [05:47] Haniwa B     A true believer of all things     to be continued! [05:49] Haniwa C     Power to all things to be continued! [05:52] Haniwa D     Gunma-chan! [05:54] Haniwa D     You've helped us see the light     that is all things to be continued! [05:57] Haniwa D     We shall reflect and     embark on a new chapter [06:00] Haniwa D     of our Haniwa lives     with this new-found purpose! [06:08] Haniwas     To be continued! To be continued! [06:10] Haniwas     To be continued! To be continued! [06:17] Aoma     I bet Gunma-chan's over there. [06:20] Meemi     Agreed. [06:25] Aoma+Meemi     Gunma-chan! [06:30] Meemi     What are you up to? [06:31] Gunma-chan     Umm, nothing, actually. [06:34] Aoma     I knew it! Thought so. [06:36] Meemi     It's a luxury to not do anything. [06:45] Gunma-chan     There's so many shapes,     I could watch them forever. [06:49] Aoma     Sure could. [06:50] Meemi     So cool. [06:53] Gunma-chan     Wow... "To be continued" is so cool. [07:15] Narrator     Looks like there's no need     for Gunma Power today. [07:20] Gunma-chan     It's nice to be continued. [07:23] Narrator     To be continued... What a beautiful phrase. [07:27] Narrator     With that said, thank you for watching. [07:33] Gunma-chan     Thank you for watching. [07:36] Aoma     Who ya talking to, Gunma-chan? [07:39] Gunma-chan     To the world. [07:41] Meemi     That's so like you, Gunma-chan. I like it! [07:45] Aoma     You think so? [07:47] Gunma-chan     I do! [07:49] Meemi     Sure! [07:53] Aoma     I guess! [07:57] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi     Thank you for watching. [08:00] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi     To be continued! [08:03] Gunma-chan     To Be Continued Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     My Little Sister, Yuumi [08:09] Sign     My Little Sister, Yuumi [08:10] Gunma-chan     "My Little Sister, Yuumi." [08:16] Yuumi     Being the younger sister     really doesn't pay off. [08:19] Yuumi     No matter how hard I try,     Onii-chan comes first and I'm second. [08:24] Yuumi     Even though we're twins     with the same birthday... [08:27] Akio     Ain't that the truth! [08:29] Akio     Younger siblings miss out on so much! [08:33] Yuumi     Uncle Akio! When did you...? [08:36] Akio     Sup! [08:37] Akio     I totally get it as your     dad's younger brother... [08:43] Akio     Not to mention we're twins, too! [08:44] Narrator     Please note this brief explanation. [08:44] Sign     Mom [08:44] Sign     Older Brother [08:44] Sign     Younger Brother [08:44] Sign     Twins [08:44] Sign     Dad [08:44] Sign     Akio [08:45] Sign     Gunma-chan [08:45] Sign     Twins [08:45] Sign     Yuumi [08:50] Akio     Your dad and I are the same age,     and we even look the same. [08:53] Akio     But he's still Big Bro     and I'm the younger one... [08:57] Yuumi     So true! [08:58] Yuumi     By the time I realized it,     Onii-chan was here. [09:01] Akio     So true! [09:03] Yuumi+Akio     And we didn't ask for it! [09:05] Akio     We're second in line to do anything... [09:07] Yuumi     When we're together,     people always talk to Onii-chan first. [09:12] Akio     Come time to pick something,     it's always Big Bro first! [09:15] Yuumi     Everyone pays all their attention     to Onii-chan, and I always come second! [09:21] Yuumi+Akio     It's not fair! [09:26] Dad     That's right, it's so unfair... [09:29] Dad     Neither of us asked to be     the older sibling... [09:33] Gunma-chan     I have to do everything first     just cause I'm Onii-chan... [09:37] Dad     Everyone wants our opinion first... [09:40] Dad     But since I have no time to think,     I blurt out something weird... [09:46] Dad     And then my brother comes     in and says something really clever. [09:50] Dad     So everyone ends up praising him instead. [09:54] Gunma-chan     Whatever I say, Yuumi always     has the last word. [09:59] Dad     Everyone loves saying "You have to     be patient since you're older." [10:04] Gunma-chan     It really doesn't pay being Onii-chan. [10:06] Dad     Now we have this responsibility     forever and none of it was our choice. [10:11] Gunma-chan     That's so scary! [10:13] Dad     Once you're an Onii-chan,     you're stuck with it forever! [10:18] Dad+Gunma-chan     So unfair... [10:37] Akio     Big Bro! I reckon it's time     to settle some old scores. [10:41] Dad     How convenient.     I was thinking the same thing. [10:46] Yuumi     Onii-chan, I have something to say, too! [10:51] Gunma-chan     W-well, s-s-s-so does... [10:55] Gunma-chan     So does Gunma-chan! [10:58] Yuumi     Fine, then. Go ahead. [11:00] Yuumi     I'll let you go first. [11:03] Gunma-chan     See... I knew Gunma-chan would be first... [11:06] Dad     Unbelievable... [11:08] Dad     This is a brutal attack against us,     the Onii-chan Union! [11:12] Dad     We have to win this battle...     I'm counting on you, Gunma-chan! [11:16] Gunma-chan     Let's go! [11:20] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan is Yuumi's Onii-chan, but... [11:25] Gunma-chan     But... big brothers have it really rough! [11:30] Dad     Way to go, Gunma-chan! You said your truth! [11:32] Akio     Don't back down, Yuumi-chan! [11:34] Yuumi     What's so tough for you, Onii-chan?     That you have a little sister? [11:39] Yuumi     So am I the cause for     everything that's hard for you? [11:44] Gunma-chan     Huh? W-Well, that's um... [11:47] Yuumi     Well? What do you have to say? [11:55] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [12:04] Akio     Sorry, Big Bro. [12:05] Akio     I guess this is one of those     "the grass is greener" situations. [12:09] Dad     It's me who should be apologizing. [12:12] Dad     When I think about how much     more fun life is with you in it, [12:16] Dad     it doesn't matter who got     the shorter end of the stick. [12:20] Akio     Big Bro... [12:22] Dad+Akio     We're brothers forever! [12:26] Gunma-chan     Yuumi, you're my precious little sister! [12:31] Yuumi     And you're my dear big brother, Onii-chan. [12:34] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [12:36] Yuumi     But still... [12:37] Yuumi     We should set that aside     and have a serious conversation. [12:42] Narrator     What's this?! [12:43] Narrator     Gunma-chan's omnipotent healing Gunma Power [12:46] Narrator     seems to have little effect on his     twin sister in her heightened state! [12:53] Yuumi     As your twin, I know you     better than anyone else. [12:58] Yuumi     I even know that you use Gunma Power     to heal the loads of problems across Gunma. [13:04] Gunma-chan     Y-You do? [13:07] Yuumi     I love you very much, Onii-chan. But... [13:12] Yuumi     I don't intend to avoid the issue and stand     by idly without exchanging genuine opinions. [13:21] Yuumi     Understood, Onii-chan? [13:23] Narrator     As Gunma-chan's twin, it turns out Yuumi-chan     is actually a pretty tough customer. [13:34] Gunma-chan     I like being Onii-chan sometimes,     but I'm fine for things to stay as they are! [13:41] Yuumi     Huh? [13:43] Yuumi     So that's your opinion... [13:47] Yuumi     When it comes down to it,     you avoid reflecting [13:50] Yuumi     on the issue and are fine just getting by. [13:53] Yuumi     I'm not sure I can fully     support that stance. [13:58] Gunma-chan     Then... what do we do? [14:00] Yuumi     Hmm... [14:04] Yuumi     You can owe me this one time. [14:06] Gunma-chan     Wha?? Owe you? [14:09] Yuumi     It means until you can return the favor, [14:10] Yuumi     I'll remember this     conversation forever, Onii-chan! [14:17] Gunma-chan     My... sweet little sister...? [14:19] Dad     Perfect! I'm glad we all get along! [14:22] Akio     That settles that! [14:26] Narrator     Looks like this isn't over one bit. [14:29] Narrator     Gunma-chan and Yuumi-chan's relationship     will be one to watch in the coming weeks. [14:34] Yuumi     Don't be silly. [14:36] Yuumi     I'm Onii-chan's sweet little     sister Yuumi, as always! [14:41] Narrator     Of course. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Little Sister Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Aoma's Lie [14:49] Sign     Aoma's Lie [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Aoma's Lie." [15:00] Aoma     Gunma-chan, I have something to tell you. [15:03] Gunma-chan     What is it? [15:04] Aoma     I'll confess just to you! [15:16] Aoma     I've... been lying. [15:18] Gunma-chan     Whaaa?! Why?! [15:22] Aoma     It all started when... [15:26] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     Aoma, did you finish your homework? [15:31] (Flashback) Aoma     Yeah... it's done. [15:34] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     Really? Great job! [15:37] (Flashback) Aoma     For a change... [15:42] Aoma     So it's not actually done,     but I can finish it later, so no problem! [15:49] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     Then why don't we make your favorite     dinner tonight? Hamburg Steak! [15:55] (Flashback) Aoma     Woo-hoo! [15:57] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     I've been a little too hard on     you about your studies. [16:01] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     Look at you now,     doing things all by yourself... [16:07] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     I'm so proud of you. [16:11] (Flashback) Aoma     I guess... [16:13] Aoma     Man, I'm a real baddie. She fully bought it. [16:20] Aoma     It's not my fault you fell for it! [16:24] (Flashback) Gunma-chan+Meemi     A-o-ma! [16:28] (Flashback) Aoma     Gunma-chan! Meemi! [16:29] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     Let's go play, Aoma! [16:37] Aoma     I totally forgot I promised     Gunma-chan that I'd play with him today... [16:47] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     This is so fun! [16:49] (Flashback) Meemi     So fun! [16:51] (Flashback) Aoma     What a blast! [16:55] Aoma     But what's this... heavy feeling in my heart? [16:59] Aoma     When I get home, I'll start     on my homework right away... [17:03] (Flashback) Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi     See ya! [17:07] (Flashback) Aoma     I'm home! [17:09] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     Welcome home. It's a bit     early but dinner's ready. [17:14] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom     You've been working so hard,     I tried my best, too. [17:22] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     Aoma, I heard from Mom. [17:25] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     Sounds like you've been doing a great job. [17:27] (Flashback) Aoma     Y-Yeah... [17:30] (Flashback) Aoma     Oh man, I'm so full! [17:33] (Flashback) Aoma     Let's take a short break, then     I have to get started on my homework... [17:36] (Flashback) Aoma     It'll be over before I know it     if I just concentrate! [17:44] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     Aoma, guess what? [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] Sign     Gun-Gunmer XX [17:47] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     Bam! [17:50] (Flashback) Aoma     It's Gun-Gunmer XX!! [17:52] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     I know you've been dying to see it. [17:55] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     It's the legendary Pilot Version! [17:57] (Flashback) Aoma     No way! Awesome!! [18:06] Gun-Gunmer XX     We shall meet again,     good people of Gunma! [18:16] Aoma     Man... [18:19] Aoma     Gun-Gunmer really is the best! [18:22] (Flashback) Aoma     Thanks, Dad! [18:23] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     Your dad is usually a bit too     harsh on you for watching TV. [18:28] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad     But when you're working hard,     Dad likes watching TV with you. [18:33] (Flashback) Aoma     F-F-For sure... m-my h-hard w-work paid off... [18:54] (Flashback) Sign     Keep on keeping on until it's done! [18:57] (Flashback) Aoma     Alright, it's now or never...     I won't give up til it's finished! [19:01] (Flashback) Aoma     It's time to put my money where my mouth is! [19:03] (Flashback) Aoma     No homework in the world's     ever gone unfinished! [19:07] (Flashback) Aoma     ...Perfect delivery. [19:11] (Flashback) Aoma     But before that, just five     minutes to clear my head... [19:23] (Flashback) Aoma     Wait, it's morning?! [19:27] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     I got it, Aoma... Gunma Power it is... [19:50] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [20:03] (Flashback) Aoma     There's loads of things more     important in life than homework. [20:13] (Flashback) Aoma     No, no, no, no, no! [20:15] (Flashback) Aoma     My homework not being done     is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! [20:29] Aoma     Gunma-chan, I have something to tell you. [20:32] Gunma-chan     What is it? [20:34] Aoma     I'll confess just to you! [20:46] Aoma     I've... been lying. [20:48] Gunma-chan     Whaaa?! Why?! [20:52] Gunma-chan     ...But why does Gunma-chan     have to do it, too? [20:55] Aoma     That's what best friends are for! [20:59] Aoma     As long as it's done, my lie won't matter! [21:03] Aoma     Many a true word is spoken in jest! [21:05] Narrator     Not quite the intended meaning... [21:10] Aoma's Mom     I could tell he was lying, but... [21:13] Aoma's Dad     Sure. [21:13] Aoma's Dad     How exciting to see him grow up like that. [21:18] Narrator     It seems as though his     parents knew all along. [21:23] Gunma-chan     Homework Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     How has everyone been? This is Gunma-chan! [23:07] Narrator     Oh, but I'm not Gunma-chan,     I'm the Narrator. [23:10] Narrator     With Gunma-chan, you can pray for     a peaceful household and sound health, [23:15] Narrator     nurture your sense     of artistry and trendiness, [23:18] Narrator     and gain new perspectives. [23:20] Narrator     Not to mention you can     eat tasty udon noodles. [23:22] Narrator     We hope you look forward to next week! [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Udon is Awesome [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Kokopy-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 9, Saitama Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Tokishige Yukari-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 5, Saitama Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Goto Souta-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 7, Kanagawa Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Daruma-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 10, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Aoki Ryotaro-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Mieko-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 40, Iwate Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 2 - Udon Is Awesome and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Haniwa Art Festival [01:29] Sign     Haniwa Art Festival [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Haniwa Art Festival." [01:34] Narrator     Apparently, Gunma-chan and his friends     received an invitation from Haniwa-san. [01:40] Aoma     Haniwa Art Festival...? [01:43] Gunma-chan     They say it's real fun! [01:45] Meemi     Fun how? [01:47] Gunma-chan     Real fun! [01:51] Aoma+Meemi     Right... [01:53] Aoma     Whoa! This is huge! [01:56] Meemi     What is this...? [01:58] Sign     Haniwa Art Museum [01:59] Meemi     Haniwa Art Museum? [02:02] Haniwa A     Welcome... [02:04] Hawiwas     ...to the Haniwa Art Festival! [02:06] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Hello! [02:07] Haniwas     Hello. [02:08] Diver     Well, well, well! [02:10] Diver     Gunma-chan, how have you been? [02:13] Gunma-chan     For sure! [02:15] Aoma     Who's that? [02:16] Diver     Art is... a big bang! [02:20] Narrator     This is the artist Diver Kuhatsu. [02:24] Aoma     Who? [02:26] Haniwa A     We asked him to serve     as the Art Festival Supervisor. [02:31] Gunma-chan     Supervisor...? [02:33] Narrator     If you've never heard this term, please ask     someone nearby or look it up on the internet. [02:37] Diver     Yes. I'm not just an artist. [02:41] Diver     I also work to spread the arts to the world. [02:45] Haniwa B     He's the judge of our Haniwa art. [02:47] Haniwa C     He teaches us the value of the arts. [02:51] Haniwa D     Thanks to him, there's now a     huge art boom in our world of Haniwas. [02:55] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Wow... [03:12] Meemi     Wow, these are so cool! [03:14] Aoma     Yeah, but what is it? [03:16] Haniwa A     Don't you see? It's art. [03:19] Gunma-chan     It sure is! [03:21] Aoma     Wait, you get this stuff? [03:23] Gunma-chan     Sure! [03:25] Diver     Right you are! [03:26] Diver     Everything here is a piece of art... [03:29] Diver     Which means they're a part of the arts! [03:33] Haniwa A     Supervisor Mr. Diver     has accepted our work as art! [03:36] Haniwas     It's art! [03:39] Aoma     Why should anyone decide if it's art or not? [03:42] Haniwa A     It's only natural that     someone sets the standard! [03:47] Haniwa B     And that someone has to be a figure of     authority with knowledge in that field. [03:52] Haniwa C     It's simply common practice. [03:54] Haniwa D     You should memorize that     for when you're older. [03:57] Aoma     Eh, I dunno... [03:59] Meemi     Aoma, we were invited as guests today. [04:03] Meemi     You probably shouldn't get too nit-picky. [04:06] Aoma     Y-Yeah... [04:18] Diver+Gunma-chan     Wow... this is... art! [04:23] Haniwa A     Wow! Supervisor Mr. Diver... [04:26] Haniwa B     ...and honorary Haniwa Tribe member     Gunma-chan have approved it as art! [04:30] Haniwas     It's art! Art! [04:33] Meemi     Congratulations, Haniwa-san. [04:35] Haniwa D     Thank you, Meemi, [04:37] Haniwa D     for being here to witness Haniwa's     tribal art reach the next level. [04:44] Aoma     Um... I think they're all pretty good. [04:47] Aoma     Maybe you don't need     anyone else's approval... [04:52] Haniwa A     This is our most significant     work right now... Performance Art! [04:59] Aoma+Gunma-chan     Whoa... [05:01] Haniwas     Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! [05:04] Aoma+Gunma-chan+Meemi     Whoa...! [05:07] Haniwa     Super bridge: Deoxyribonucleic acid! [05:13] Narrator     If you've never heard of     "deoxyribonucleic acid", [05:16] Narrator     please ask someone at home     or look it up on the internet. [05:20] Aoma+Gunma-chan+Meemi     Wow! [05:23] Haniwas     Haniwa mass calisthenics! [05:26] Sign     Welcome to the Haniwa Village [05:26] Haniwas     Welcome to the Haniwa Village! [05:29] Sign     Our art... [05:29] Haniwas     Our art... [05:31] Haniwas     ...will warm your "art"! [05:31] Sign     ...will warm your "art"! [05:33] Haniwas     Haniwa ha-ha-ha! [05:38] Gunma-chan     This is... [05:44] Diver     This is... not art! [05:47] Diver     It's simply entertainment! [05:49] Haniwas     What?! So no approval? [05:53] Gunma-chan     Really? I think it's art! [06:00] Diver     How could you say that, Gunma-chan?! [06:02] Diver     There's no way this is art! [06:05] Diver     As Supervisor Diver Kuhatsu, I swear by it! [06:10] Gunma-chan     Really? I still think it's art. [06:16] Diver     No! It's not art! [06:18] Gunma-chan     Yes, it is! [06:19] Diver     It's not art! [06:20] Gunma-chan     Yes, it is! [06:21] Diver     It's not art! [06:22] Gunma-chan     Yes, it is! [06:23] Diver     It's not art! [06:23] Gunma-chan     Yes, it is! [06:25] Aoma     I don't really get art, but     if sculptures and drawings can be art... [06:28] Aoma     shouldn't dance and gymnastics be art, too? [06:34] Meemi     Wait... I feel like you might     actually be right on this one. [06:39] Meemi     Weird... [06:39] Aoma     I don't like your tone. [06:42] Diver     It's not art! [06:45] Gunma-chan     Then... it's fine if it's not! [06:49] Haniwas     Whaaaat?! [06:56] Diver     I don't want to accept this as art, but... [07:00] Diver     The idea of art changes over time... [07:04] Diver     In order to stay     at the center of the arts... [07:08] Diver     I must take in what's     popular among the masses. [07:10] Diver     Otherwise, I'll be left     behind as times change! [07:15] Diver     Art may sometimes call for bold change... [07:20] Diver     Alas! This is art! [07:23] Narrator     Art can be personal to each artist, [07:25] Narrator     but finished pieces should gain support     from the masses to become known. [07:32] Narrator     Perhaps it's necessary for artists     to "read the room" when in public. [07:38] Diver     Express what you like     in however way you wish! [07:42] Diver     Art is... a big bang! [07:47] Gunma-chan     Art is fun. [07:48] Diver     Precisely! Art can also be born from fun! [07:53] Diver     Everything in this world is art! [07:56] Diver+Gunma-chan     Art is... a big bang! [08:01] Narrator     Art can be so wonderful. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Art Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Moms Are Hard Workers [08:09] Sign     Moms Are Hard Workers [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Moms Are Hard Workers." [08:14] Mom     Wake up guys, it's morning! [08:18] All     Thank you for this meal! [08:23] Gunma-chan     This is yummy! [08:25] Yuumi     Of course it is, Mom's a great cook! [08:28] Gunma-chan     Oh, right. Mom made this. [08:31] Dad     Dad cooks sometimes, too, you know. [08:34] Mom     People don't get credit     for doing it "sometimes". [08:36] Dad     Right... Sorry... [08:41] Mom     Honey, what time will you be home tonight? [08:44] Dad     I might be a little late. I'll let you know. [08:47] Mom     Okay. [08:49] Dad     I'm off! [08:52] All     Have a good day! [08:59] Gunma-chan     What to play today... [09:02] Sign     Picture Book [09:02] Yuumi     I think I'll read     for the rest of the morning. [09:08] Mom     Laundry time! Why don't you two change? [09:13] Mom     You really love that outfit. [09:15] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I'm Gunma-chan! [09:17] Narrator     It's a bit complicated. [09:26] Mom     Let's get you squeaky clean. [09:34] Mom     Okay. Thank you,     I'll be there in the afternoon. [09:41] Mom     Oh, my! Look at the time. [09:47] Mom     Lunch is ready! [09:49] Gunma-chan+Yuumi     Okay! [09:51] All     Thank you for this meal! [09:57] Gunma-chan     This is yummy! [09:59] Mom     You're welcome. [10:02] Gunma-chan     Today, you made breakfast     and put the dishes away, [10:06] Gunma-chan     did the laundry, cleaned the house,     and then made lunch. [10:11] Mom     That's right. You were watching? [10:14] Yuumi     I thought you were just     rolling around being lazy. [10:17] Gunma-chan     I may still be a kid,     but Gunma-chan's a deep thinker. [10:21] Yuumi     I read books and learned     a lot of new things today. [10:30] Yuumi     Why so silent all the sudden? [10:32] Gunma-chan     I'm not being silent, I'm thinking! [10:35] Yuumi     About what? [10:41] Yuumi     I bet you aren't thinking at all. [10:43] Gunma-chan     Yes, I am! [10:47] Mom     I have to pick up some stuff for my store     and go grocery shopping in the afternoon. [10:52] Mom     Who wants to come with me? [10:53] Gunma-chan+Yuumi     I do! [11:15] Yuumi     Mom, can I get this candy? [11:19] Mom     You got some candy last time     we were here, remember? [11:22] Yuumi     You're right, but... Onii-chan... [11:29] Yuumi     Onii-chan said he would "cry and throw     a fit on the floor" if you don't get us candy. [11:39] Mom     Gunma-chan! [11:41] Yuumi     You can't take Onii-chan anywhere! [11:43] Yuumi     It would be a bad example if you     bought candy after a tantrum like that. [11:47] Yuumi     Good thing I took the initiative and     said something before it was too late. [11:52] Yuumi     Thank goodness! [11:54] Gunma-chan     Huh? Huh? Huh?! [12:01] Yuumi     Aren't you glad, Onii-chan? [12:04] Gunma-chan     Something's not right... [12:07] Mom     Prices are going up     for everything these days... [12:12] Store Announcement     We are beginning our discounted     items sale starting now. [12:17] Mom     I better get going! [12:18] Mom     Let's go! [12:27] Dad     I'm home! [12:30] All     Thank you for this meal! [12:34] Gunma-chan     This is yummy! [12:36] Yuumi     One of my favorites! [12:38] Dad     Mom's cooking is the best. [12:42] Mom     Flattery won't get you brownie points. [12:46] Gunma-chan     That was a great meal! [12:49] Gunma-chan     So delicious. [12:56] Gunma-chan     Mom worked morning, day,     and night to cook us meals, [13:01] Gunma-chan     put dishes away, do laundry,     clean, and go shopping for [13:04] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan, Yuumi, and Dad all     while doing her own job! [13:10] Gunma-chan     After rolling, rolling, rolling,     and rolling around all day, [13:15] Gunma-chan     I realized that Mom is a super,     super, super, super Mom! [13:41] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [13:49] Mom     Oh, my shoulders feel     so light all the sudden! [14:01] Mom     Yup, this is great!     I hope you all appreciate Mom! [14:08] Narrator     See, everyone? Make sure to appreciate Mom. [14:12] Narrator     I'll repeat that again     because it's very important. [14:14] Narrator     Let's all make sure to appreciate our moms. [14:17] Gunma-chan     Okay! [14:20] Dad     You know, Dad cleans the bathtub and toilet! [14:25] Narrator     This is what we call "dasoku" in Japanese. [14:28] Narrator     Huh? What's "dasoku", you ask? [14:30] Narrator     As you can tell, it's spelled     with the kanjis for "snake" and "foot". [14:33] Sign     Dasoku [14:34] Narrator     In other words, it means "something     unnecessary and uncalled for". [14:38] Dad     Hey! I work hard, too! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Mom Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Udon is Awesome! [14:49] Sign     Udon is Awesome! [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Udon is Awesome!" [14:54] Narrator     Hiragana Gunma... [14:55] Narrator     They say it's filled with     regions not yet discovered... [15:01] Akio     Rejoice, kids! I'm taking     you somewhere amazing today! [15:05] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Yay! [15:07] Akio     And you'll get to eat something awesome! [15:11] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Yay! [15:13] Aoma     Is it curry? [15:14] Gunma-chan     Or hamburg steak! [15:16] Meemi     Or maybe spaghetti! [15:20] Akio     It's udon. [15:22] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Whaaat?! [15:25] Aoma     I'm not a big fan of udon... [15:28] Meemi     I like hot udon noodles. [15:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan loves udon! [15:34] Aoma     Gunma-chan, you love anything! [15:38] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I guess. [15:40] Akio     Dear children of Gunma...     You'll be shocked when you try it! [15:47] Akio     So right now, we're     headed towards Udon Kaido. [15:51] Meemi     Udon Kaido? [15:53] Akio     Udon Kaido is a street with a bunch     of udon noodle restaurants alongside it. [15:58] Aoma     Wow... [15:59] Akio     Our final destination is     Mizusawa Udon along Udon Kaido! [16:03] Akio     What awaits us there is     the best udon you'll ever have! [16:07] Gunma-chan     Cool! [16:10] Aoma     Alright, now I'm curious. [16:12] Meemi     Yeah! [16:14] Akio     Miraculously, every udon place     on that street is amazing. [16:17] Akio     Today, I want you to put your trust in     me and try cold udon noodles. [16:23] Aoma     Why? [16:25] Akio     Uncle Akio was born before you kids. [16:29] Meemi+Aoma     Yeah...? [16:31] Gunma-chan     You sure were. [16:32] Sign     Born before [16:32] Akio     Which means I am literally your "sensei" in life. [16:35] Sign     Teacher [16:38] Akio     And I've had much more     experience trying udon... [16:43] Akio     Which makes me "Udon Sensei"! [16:46] Gunma-chan     Yay! I'll do as you say, Udon Sensei! [16:49] Aoma     Okay, I guess? [16:51] Meemi     I can't say I'm fully on board,     but I'm definitely curious to say the least. [16:57] Akio     Great! [16:59] Akio     One might say curiosity is fundamental     to our behavioral patterns! [17:04] Gunma-chan     What's that mean? [17:07] Akio     It means it's important     to feel the urge to know. [17:10] Narrator     Apparently so... [17:19] Akio     This is it! [17:21] Gunma-chan     Yay! [17:23] Waiter     Welcome! [17:26] Meemi     Wow, it's huge! [17:28] Aoma     It's like a family restaurant! [17:30] Akio     As your Udon Sensei... that's one     comment we should keep between us. [17:36] Gunma-chan     Now I'm having fun! [17:42] Waiter     Welcome, folks. [17:44] Akio     Let's see... [17:47] Akio     Can we get four Mori-Udon     and Maitake Mushroom Tempura? [17:49] Akio     Oh, and Tamagoyaki! [17:51] Waiter     Sure. Just one moment. [17:54] Akio     This is where the true test begins     for udon restaurants. [17:57] Akio     They don't boil noodles     until orders come in. [18:00] Narrator     To provide some background,     udon is a traditional Japanese cuisine. [18:05] Narrator     It's made from flour, which is kneaded,     stretched, then cut into wide noodle strips. [18:10] Narrator     Mizusawa Udon is said to have     originated from Mizusawa Shrine, [18:12] Sign     1,300 years ago [18:12] Narrator     which has a history of 1,300 years. [18:14] Narrator     They say it originally began     as a food shared with shrine visitors, [18:19] Narrator     a tradition dating back roughly 400 years. [18:19] Sign     400 years ago [18:22] Narrator     Mizusawa Udon is made     with only three ingredients: [18:25] Narrator     Mizusawa water, flour, and salt. [18:27] Narrator     The flour is stepped     on repeatedly to stretch it, [18:30] Narrator     cut into strips and laid out     to dry under the sun twice. [18:34] Narrator     Slightly thicker than typical udon noodles, [18:36] Narrator     it's known for its chewy texture     and clear, white color. [18:43] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Wow! [18:45] Meemi     This udon is so pretty! [18:47] Akio     Mhmm! [18:49] Aoma     That Maitake Tempura looks awesome! [18:51] Akio     Mhmm! [18:53] Gunma-chan     This Tamagoyaki is so... huge! [18:55] Akio     Y-Yeah... I suppose. [18:59] Akio     Alright, let's feast! [19:00] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Yay! Thank you for this meal! [19:03] Sign     Sesame-based sauce [19:03] Sign     Soy-based sauce [19:06] Gunma-chan     Which one should I dip into? [19:09] Akio     Freedom... you make the rules. [19:13] Gunma-chan     Freedom? [19:15] Akio     It's all up to you! [19:18] Akio     Sesame sauce! Soy sauce! [19:21] Akio     You can pick whichever you like,     and dip them however you wish. [19:25] Akio     You can even eat them     without dipping them in the sauce. [19:29] Akio     No one minds either     way―that's Mizusawa Udon! [19:31] Gunma-chan     Cool! [19:38] All     So good! [19:39] Akio     That's right! [19:41] Akio     When the food's this good,     that's the only plausible response. [19:48] Aoma     The Maitake Tempura is awesome, too! [19:50] Gunma-chan     My mouth is filled with     the perfect level of sweetness... [19:53] Gunma-chan     When I gulp down the eggs,     it's like they're saying, [19:56] Gunma-chan     "Hello, Gunma-chan!"     as they enter my belly! [20:00] Gunma-chan     This truly is... the Yellow     Diamond of Tamagoyaki~! [20:07] Akio     I admire your expressiveness... [20:11] Narrator     That was when Gunma-chan found himself so     moved by the deliciousness of Mizusawa Udon [20:13] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [20:15] Narrator     that he unleashed his Gunma Power! [20:25] Gunma-chan     Huh... wait... [20:28] Akio     Good eye! [20:31] Akio     This is another detail     to showcase the udon's beauty! [20:36] Meemi     Looks like your typical false bottom to me. [20:41] Akio     Hey, now! That's your opinion and it     needs to stay between you and Udon Sensei! [20:48] Meemi     No worries. I'm mature for my age,     so I wouldn't say that to anyone else! [21:03] Akio     Udon Sensei's lesson of the day is... [21:05] Akio     Mizusawa Udon is awesome! [21:08] Akio     Repeat after me! [21:11] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Mizusawa Udon is awesome! [21:14] Narrator     I'd like to eat some Mizusawa Udon, as well... [21:23] Gunma-chan     Mizusawa Udon Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Do you enjoy omikuji fortunes? [23:06] Narrator     It's not fun when you pull "bad luck",     but "great luck" is the best! [23:10] Narrator     It'll put you in such a good mood,     you may become nice to everyone. [23:13] Narrator     Or you may even feel like     you can't lose any challenge. [23:15] Narrator     Oh, but if you ever     feel like you're in pain, [23:17] Narrator     please make sure to visit your doctor. [23:20] Narrator     Regardless of your fortune results,     you'll get better right away. [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan. [23:24] Sign**     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Jomo Karuta Tournament [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong! [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Shibano Honoka-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 4, Saitama Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Ebisawa Shizuku-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 8, Ibaraki Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Sou-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 7, Chiba Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Aramaki Yuuma-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Boshoku-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 31, Gunma Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Souma Tomomi-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 32, Nagano Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 3 - Jomo Karuta Tournament and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Daruma Fortune [01:29] Sign     Daruma Fortune [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Daruma Fortune." [01:34] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan, Aoma and Meemi     are visiting Daruma Village. [01:39] Daruma A     This shrine is where we     worship our Daruma God. [01:46] Gunma-chan     Worship...? [01:49] Daruma B     It means this is where we come     to speak with God. [01:55] Gunma-chan     Wow, that's cool. [01:58] Daruma C     Isn't it?! [01:59] Aoma     That's real nice of them. [02:00] Daruma D     Of course, they're God. [02:02] Meemi     I'm glad I came! [02:04] Daruma E     While you're here,     why don't you try our fortunes? [02:08] Gunma-chan     Fortunes? [02:10] Narrator     In shrines all across Japan     are what we call "omikuji" fortunes. [02:13] Narrator     You draw a fortune and inside it will say... [02:15] Narrator     "Bad luck", "Small luck", "Somewhat good     luck", "Good luck" or "Great luck". [02:20] Narrator     They reveal things     for the person who drew the fortune. [02:23] Narrator     "Great luck" is the best one. [02:24] Daruma A     Bad luck... [02:25] Daruma B     Small luck. [02:26] Daruma C     Somewhat good luck! [02:27] Daruma D     Good luck! Good luck! Yay! [02:32] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that! [02:33] Sign     Shrine Office [02:33] Sign     Amulets [02:33] Sign     Daruma [02:34] Sign     Fortunes [02:34] Daruma A     Our fortunes are inside these mini daruma. [02:44] Aoma     I'm kinda nervous! [02:46] Aoma     This one! [02:49] Meemi     The anticipation's the best part. [02:52] Meemi     Oh! This one! [02:54] Gunma-chan     Ummmm... [02:57] Narrator     Gunma-chan looks very nervous... [03:01] Narrator     As you all know,     Gunma-chan is very creative. [03:05] Narrator     Let's take a peek into his mind. [03:09] Omikuji A     I'll show you who's "great luck"! [03:15] Narrator     I suppose this is more pressure     for him than we thought... [03:20] Gunma-chan     This one! [03:22] Daruma B     If you pull this string here,     the fortune will come out. [03:31] Meemi     Good luck! Not too bad. [03:34] Aoma     Darn! Small luck... SIGN    Well? How bout you, Gunma-chan? [03:43] Meemi     Was it... bad luck? [03:45] Aoma     Don't get too down. [03:47] Gunma-chan     Nuh-uh! [03:51] Sign     Great luck [03:53] Aoma     Great! [03:53] Meemi     Luck! [03:54] Darumas     Great luck! [03:57] Aoma     I've never seen one before! [03:59] Meemi     Wow... not a bad fortune in sight! [04:02] Aoma     Cool... [04:04] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! [04:06] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan has great luck! [04:09] Aoma     You were so scared just a second ago! [04:14] Gunma-chan     Aoma, Gunma-chan has great luck, you know? [04:19] Aoma     A-All of a sudden, you're     acting like a big... shot! [04:26] Gunma-chan     You had small luck, right? [04:30] Aoma     What are ya trying to say?! [04:32] Meemi     Hey! You're being kind of rude! [04:36] Gunma-chan     You had good luck, didn't you, Meemi? [04:37] Gunma-chan     But I have great luck. [04:42] Daruma C     Why don't we just... [04:43] Daruma A     There's a tea shop over there! [04:46] Daruma B     Let's take a short break! [04:48] Sign     Tea [04:49] Sign     Manju [04:57] Aoma     Hey, guys... [04:58] Aoma     Why do we all have different orders...? [05:01] Meemi     I got two yaki-manju. [05:04] Darumas     Because you have good luck! [05:06] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan got three yaki-manju! [05:09] Darumas     Because you have great luck! [05:11] Aoma     Wait, so I get one because... [05:14] Daruma A     Well... yeah, small luck... [05:17] Daruma E     Tough luck! [05:18] Aoma     Come on, the fortunes have     a say on that, too? [05:23] Gunma-chan     Aoma... [05:25] Gunma-chan     Looks like you're pouting. [05:27] Gunma-chan     Could it be because you have small luck? [05:29] Aoma     Huh? What's this... feeling...? [05:34] Narrator     How interesting. [05:36] Narrator     One fortune can affect     someone's entire mood. [05:40] Gunma-chan     Why not? Gunma-chan has great luck! [05:42] Narrator     My, my... he's become a little self-absorbed. [05:46] Gunma-chan     Aoma... [05:49] Gunma-chan     Here you go. [05:52] Gunma-chan     Now we all have two each! [05:54] Daruma D     Wow! "Great luck" Gunma-chan is so giving! [05:58] Darumas     How fitting! [06:02] Aoma     Cut it out! [06:04] Aoma     That's it! I'm going home! [06:07] Meemi     Me, too! [06:10] Gunma-chan     Why? Gunma-chan has great luck... [06:14] Aoma+Meemi     Who cares! [06:19] Sign     ...Behave prudently. [06:20] Gunma-chan     Behave prudently... [06:23] Gunma-chan     Aoma... Meemi... [06:27] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan was wrong... [06:29] Gunma-chan     I should have "behaved     prudently"...I'm sorry. [06:36] Aoma     It's okay. [06:37] Meemi     I hope you learned your lesson. [06:39] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [06:41] King Daruma     Daru-daru-daru-daru... [06:44] Gunma-chan     Hey, King Daruma. [06:46] King Daruma     Daru-daru-daru. [06:48] King Daruma     Gunma-chan, it looks like you     learned an important lesson. [06:52] King Daruma     Any luck coming from fortunes     is only good for a brief moment. [06:55] King Daruma     You shouldn't let it control     your mood or attitude. [06:57] King Daruma     You decide your own fate, after all. [07:04] Daruma A     King Daruma, here's your fortune. [07:06] King Daruma     What now? Ah, yes! [07:09] King Daruma     Well, of course, as King Daruma, it's     only natural that I get great luck... [07:14] Sign     Bad luck [07:18] King Daruma     Why do I get "bad luck"?! I'm the King! [07:20] King Daruma     Who's in charge around     here?! I won't allow it! [07:26] Darumas     King Daruma, please calm yourself! [07:28] King Daruma     You won't make a fool out of me! [07:30] King Daruma     I'll draw fortunes as many times     as I need to get great luck! [07:34] Narrator     Oh, my. [07:35] Narrator     I thought "any luck coming from     fortunes is only good for a brief moment, [07:40] Narrator     and you shouldn't let it control your mood     or attitude since you decide your own fate"? [07:48] Meemi     You know, I'm fine with my results... [07:50] Aoma     We accidentally brought out King     Daruma's gambler mentality... [07:53] Narrator     Aoma, you sure know some difficult phrases. [07:55] Gunma-chan     I hope I draw "great luck" again next time! [07:59] Narrator     I'm sure everyone feels the same. [08:01] Gunma-chan     I bet! [08:03] Gunma-chan     Fortune Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Jomo Karuta Tournament [08:09] Sign     Jomo Karuta Tournament [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Jomo Karuta Tournament." [08:14] Announcer     Greetings, good people of Gunma! [08:17] Announcer     Today, we're bringing you the Jomo Karuta     Tournament from the Haniwa Main Gymnasium! [08:22] Sign     Jomo Karuta Tournament [08:27] Sign     Jomo Karuta [08:27] Sign     I One of the most famous hot     springs in Japan, Ikaho Onsen. [08:27] Sign     Ra Thunder and strong winds,     duty and kindness in Gunma. [08:28] Narrator     Allow me to introduce Jomo Karuta. [08:33] Narrator     Jomo Karuta was created     in 1947 with the aim of [08:35] Narrator     bringing joy to the     children of Gunma Prefecture. [08:40] Narrator     Children can gain lots of new knowledge     about Gunma just by playing this game! [08:49] Announcer     We've reached the semi-finals... [08:51] Announcer     Gunma-chan versus Player Haniwa! [08:58] Announcer     This move will decide the game! [09:04] Gunma-chan     The last two cards are "The raccoon     dog brings good luck at Morinji Temple" [09:07] Gunma-chan     and "A checkpoint     from long ago, Usui Pass"... [09:10] Sign     Fu [09:10] Gunma-chan     So move right if I hear the sound "bu"... [09:12] Sign     U [09:13] Gunma-chan     And move left if I hear "u"... [09:16] Gunma-chan     I've worked really hard     with Mom to get here... [09:23] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     What can I do to get better at karuta? [09:27] (Flashback) Mom     You need to forget about winning or losing     and become free from thought. [09:30] (Flashback) Gunma-chan     Huh? [09:31] (Flashback) Mom     Leave behind the part of you     that wants to win, [09:35] (Flashback) Mom     and surrender your body to the flow. [09:37] (Flashback) Mom     That way, your instincts take     over during the heat of battle! [09:41] Sign     The mind is the heart [09:49] (Flashback) Mom     Go on, Gunma-chan!     There's nothing more to teach you...! [09:57] Gunma-chan     Free from thought... free     from thought... free... [10:05] Reader     "The raccoon— [10:06] Haniwa A     Mine! [10:14] Mom     He became so free... he fell asleep. [10:18] Announcer     Player Haniwa is off to the championship! [10:21] Announcer     This appearance will mark     their third year in a row! [10:24] Announcer     Their opponent... [10:26] Announcer     also in their third straight     championship appearance, Player Daruma! [10:36] Gunma-chan     Sorry Aoma, Meemi. [10:39] Meemi     No worries! Winning isn't everything! [10:42] Aoma     The whole point of Jomo     Karuta is to have fun! [10:46] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [10:47] Gunma-chan     "The raccoon dog brings good luck     at Morinji Temple" is [10:49] Gunma-chan     meant to teach us the value of sharing     even the smallest of blessings! [10:54] Sign     Fu     "The raccoon dog brings good     luck at Morinji Temple" [10:54] Sign     Fu [10:55] Narrator     This is common knowledge in Hiragana Gunma. [11:00] Kofun-sama     We must win, even if it means     cracking our ceramic bodies! [11:03] Kofun-sama     In the name of Haniwa spirit! [11:05] Haniwas     Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! [11:10] King Daruma     As Daruma, it's only fitting to round out     the competition with a Daruma win! [11:14] Darumas     Daru-daru-daruma! Daru-daru-daruma! [11:18] Judge     Player Haniwa! Player Daruma! [11:22] Judge     Begin the match! [11:24] Reader     "Bringing back the days long past,     the Futagozuka remains". [11:27] Haniwa/Daruma     Mine! [11:31] Sign     Shi     "Bringing back the days long past,     the Futagozuka remains" [11:31] Sign     Shi [11:31] Announcer     The previous card was "Bringing back     the days long past, the Futagozuka remains". [11:35] Announcer     Considering that Gunma is home     to the largest population of Haniwa in Japan, [11:38] Announcer     I'm sure that Player Haniwa wanted to     grab that card for themselves. [11:43] Gunma-chan     This is really intense. [11:45] Mom     For us, it may just be a card game, [11:47] Mom     but for the Haniwa and Daruma Tribes,     Jomo Karuta is a way of life. [11:55] Aoma     That was deep. [11:57] Meemi     Almost too deep... [11:58] Reader     "Awesome power of Mt. Asama,     magma stones at Onioshidashi". [11:58] Sign     A     Awesome power of Mt. Asama,     magma stones at Onioshidashi [11:58] Sign     A [12:03] Narrator     Mt. Asama is an active volcano,     and its major eruption in 1783 [12:08] Narrator     was described as a "rampage by demons". [12:11] Sign     Ne     Leeks and konnyaku,     local foods of Shimonita [12:11] Sign     Ne [12:11] Reader     "Leeks and konnyaku,     local foods of Shimonita". [12:16] Narrator     This card was originally created     with the hopes of making [12:19] Narrator     leeks and konnyaku a regional     delicacy of Gunma Prefecture. [12:22] Narrator     That's become a reality     in today's age. They're very tasty. [12:25] Sign     Tsu [12:25] Reader     "Shaped like a flying crane,     Gunma Prefecture". [12:27] Sign     Tsu     Shaped like a flying crane,     Gunma Prefecture [12:29] Narrator     Gunma Prefecture took on its     current crane-like shape in 1876. [12:34] Narrator     It represents hope for children to soar high [12:36] Narrator     on the back of cranes,     which are thought to be lucky. [12:40] Announcer     The next card will finally decide the game! [12:44] Announcer     Who will the championship go to?!     Haniwa? Or Daruma? [12:52] Sign     Ch [12:52] Sign     Ma [12:52] Sign     Gun [12:52] Sign     E [12:52] Announcer     The two remaining cards     are "Lucky Daruma dolls at Shorinzan" [12:55] Announcer     and "Two million working     together, Gunma’s people". [13:06] Reader     "Lucky Daruma dolls at Shorinzan"! [13:10] Haniwa     Mine! [13:11] Daruma     Mine! [13:15] Announcer     A-And there it is! [13:16] Announcer     Player Haniwa brilliantly     played the daruma card! [13:19] Announcer     The title goes to Team Haniwa! [13:22] Kofun-sama     Great work! [13:24] Player Haniwa     Wait! [13:27] Player Haniwa     This battle should go to Player Daruma! [13:32] Player Haniwa     To tell the truth, I actually     sprained my finger [13:35] Player Haniwa     during the semi-finals when     I sprung forward too hard... [13:38] Player Haniwa     And I accidentally cracked my ceramic body     and couldn't move as fast as usual... [13:44] Player Haniwa     When I tried to take the card,     Daruma-san was quicker than me, [13:48] Player Haniwa     but they noticed my sprained finger     and avoided making contact. [13:58] Gunma-chan     Great sportsmanship! [13:59] Aoma     No way! [14:01] Meemi     This should get interesting... [14:03] Player Daruma     I should have known you     would notice, Haniwa-san. [14:06] Player Daruma     But a win is a win! [14:09] Player Haniwa     No, we'll come back even stronger next     year and beat you fair and square! [14:14] Player Haniwa     This year's title belongs to Daruma-san! [14:21] Gunma-chan     What's gonna happen...? [14:23] Kofun-sama     Hang on, now! [14:25] King Daruma     Here's what to do! [14:28] Kofun-sama     Both of you will take first place... [14:30] King Daruma     ...and both of you are second place! [14:35] Narrator     Jomo Karuta is a way of life. [14:35] Sign     I One of the most famous hot     springs in Japan, Ikaho Onsen. [14:35] Sign     Jomo Karuta [14:38] Sign     I Thunder and strong winds,     duty and kindness in Gunma. [14:38] Sign     I [14:39] Gunma-chan     "Thunder and strong winds,     duty and kindness in Gunma"! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Jomo Karuta Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Gunma-chan's Toothache [14:49] Sign     Gunma-chan's Toothache SIGN    "Gunma-chan's Toothache." [14:54] Gunma-chan     Ouch! Ow! [14:57] Narrator     Oh, my. It seems as though     Gunma-chan has a toothache. [15:02] Gunma-chan     It doesn't seem so, I really do have one! [15:06] Narrator     It's already late, so you're visiting     the dentist tomorrow, right? [15:10] Gunma-chan     Yeah. But I don't like     going to the dentist... [15:13] Narrator     Some people do have a fear of dentists. [15:16] Gunma-chan     Owie... [15:17] Gunma-chan     Hey, why do we get toothaches? [15:20] Narrator     That's a great question! [15:24] Mini-Haniwa     Good evening! I'm your imaginary friend. [15:28] Gunma-chan     Good evening. Ow, ow, ow... [15:31] Mini-Haniwa     Poor thing. Let me just... [15:36] Mini-Haniwa     There! I stopped time,     so it shouldn't hurt anymore. [15:39] Gunma-chan     Hey, you're right! [15:41] Mini-Haniwa     We're actually inside your mouth right now. [15:45] Gunma-chan     Inside Gunma-chan's mouth...? [15:49] Mini-Haniwa     I've changed our appearance to look like bacteria. [15:52] Gunma-chan     Bacteria? [15:53] Sign     Bacteria [15:54] Narrator     It looks very similar to teeth. [15:54] Sign     Tooth [15:56] Gunma-chan     That's funny. [15:58] Bifidobacterium     Hello! [16:00] Bifidobacterium     Hi! [16:02] Bifidobacterium     I'm bifidobacterium, and     I live inside Gunma-chan's mouth! [16:06] Gunma-chan     Hi, I'm Gunma-chan. [16:08] Mini-Haniwa     Hello, I'm Gunma-chan's imaginary friend. [16:12] Bifidobacterium     Today, I'll take you     on a tour inside of your mouth. [16:17] Gunma-chan+Narrator     Pleased to meet you. [16:20] Bifidobacterium     For starters, [16:21] Bifidobacterium     there are lots of different bacteria     living inside animals' mouths. [16:25] Gunma-chan     Really? [16:26] Bifidobacterium     Gunma-chan, you like to eat, right? [16:30] Gunma-chan     Sure do! [16:31] Bifidobacterium     Do you brush your teeth? [16:32] Gunma-chan     Yeah! But sometimes I forget... [16:37] Bifidobacterium     Take a look at this. [16:40] Bifidobacterium     You may think you've brushed your teeth, [16:42] Bifidobacterium     but it's actually hard     to completely clean your teeth. [16:45] Gunma-chan     It's still dirty... [16:47] Bifidobacterium     Bacteria that love to eat     these leftovers come to feast. [16:51] Bifidobacterium     And if you leave this alone, [16:53] Bifidobacterium     they eventually become chunks     of bacteria called "plaque". [16:56] Bifidobacterium     Plaque does bad things to your teeth. [16:59] Gunma-chan     That's scary. [17:00] Bifidobacterium     It can lead to a lot of trouble, [17:03] Bifidobacterium     like holes in your teeth or melting     away the bones that support them. [17:06] Gunma-chan     No one wants that! [17:08] Mini-Haniwa     We sure don't. [17:10] Bifidobacterium     Without treatment,     you could even lose your teeth. [17:12] Gunma-chan     So scary... [17:14] Mini-Haniwa     It really is. [17:15] Bifidobacterium     But there's a way to stop     that from happening. [17:18] Gunma-chan     What's that? [17:19] Bifidobacterium     It's this... prevention! [17:22] Gunma-chan     Prevention? [17:23] Bifidobacterium     In other words, you can keep your     mouth clean so you don't get cavities. [17:28] Gunma-chan     But how? [17:29] Bifidobacterium     Brush your teeth often and prevent teeth from     forming plaque that later becomes calculus. [17:35] Gunma-chan     I brush my teeth! [17:36] Bifidobacterium     Make sure to also use dental floss and     floss picks to clean between your teeth. [17:41] Bifidobacterium     People often neglect     cleaning between their teeth. [17:45] Gunma-chan     I had no idea. All that time     spent on brushing was a waste. [17:50] Mini-Haniwa     I think that's besides the problem... [17:52] Bifidobacterium     Even with all of that,     you can't get rid of plaque. [17:56] Gunma-chan     No way. [17:58] Bifidobacterium     Way! [17:59] Bifidobacterium     Instead of visiting the dentist     after your teeth begin to hurt, [18:02] Bifidobacterium     we recommend going     periodically to prevent issues. [18:07] Gunma-chan     Wow, who knew! [18:08] Mini-Haniwa     It makes sense to go to the dentist     before your teeth hurt so they never do! [18:13] Bifidobacterium     Exactly. [18:15] Cavities     What's going on here?! [18:17] Cavities     This is lame! [18:19] Gunma-chan     Who are you? [18:21] Cavities     I'm what causes cavities! [18:23] Cavities     And don't you forget it! [18:25] Gunma-chan     Nice to meet you. [18:27] Cavities     Stop all this goody-two-shoes nonsense. [18:30] Cavities     It's not like you'll die     because you don't brush your teeth. [18:33] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [18:34] Bifidobacterium     They're lying! [18:35] Bifidobacterium     If you don't keep your mouth clean,     it can cause serious problems! [18:39] Cavities     Jeez, shaddup! [18:41] Cavities     Harmful bacteria like us love     leftover food and missed spots. [18:46] Cavities     Get out of our way! [18:48] Cavities     You can just go to     the dentist when it hurts. [18:53] Gunma-chan     Which one's telling the truth? [18:56] Cavities     Gunma-chan, I bet you like sweets. [18:59] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [18:59] Cavities     If you become friends with me,     you can have as many sweets as you want. [19:03] Bifidobacterium     Sweets increase the risk of cavities,     so they should be consumed in moderation. [19:08] Cavities     Life's too short for that! [19:10] Bifidobacterium     You want to keep all your real teeth     when you're older, right? [19:14] Gunma-chan     Hmm... [19:20] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [19:27] Cavities     Your Gunma Power won't work against me. [19:30] Bifidobacterium     Your heartfelt power certainly     reached me, Gunma-chan. [19:37] Gunma-chan     I've decided that I'll brush my teeth! [19:40] Cavities     You'll be sorry! [19:43] Cavities     I'm streptococcus mutans! [19:45] Cavities     Assemble! [19:46] Cavities     I'm lactobacillus! [19:48] Cavities     I'm gingivalis! [19:50] Cavities     I'll give you periodontal disease! [19:56] Gunma-chan     ...Huh? [19:57] Gunma-chan     Bifidobacterium-san? [20:00] Bifidobacterium     I don't have the power to stop them... [20:03] Bifidobacterium     I'm actually... another harmful     bacteria inside the mouth! [20:09] Gunma-chan     Wait, you're not good bacteria?! [20:12] Bifidobacterium     Shaddup! [20:13] Bifidobacterium     I'm whatever the newest     scientific research says I am! [20:15] Bifidobacterium     Good bacteria, bad bacteria...     It's all a matter of human perspective! [20:20] Gunma-chan     Oh, boy. What should I do? [20:22] Mini-Haniwa     Gunma-chan, leave it to me. [20:25] Mini-Haniwa     Transform! Dentist Haniwa! [20:29] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [20:30] Narrator     Imaginary friend Haniwa can transform     into any Haniwa at will when necessary. [20:37] Gunma-chan     Wow! Go, go! [20:41] Dentist Haniwa     Time for brushing! [20:43] Harmful Bacteria     What are you doing?! [20:45] Dentist Haniwa     And now some mouthwash! [20:47] Harmful Bacteria     Darn you...! [20:48] Harmful Bacteria     You'll pay for this! [20:55] Gunma-chan     It feels good to brush your teeth. [20:57] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan will remember to brush! [21:00] Dentist Haniwa     That's what's important. [21:01] Dentist Haniwa     And please remember     to visit your dentist periodically. [21:07] Dentist Haniwa     Do that and you'll be in good shape! [21:09] Gunma-chan     Okay! I'll go to the dentist! [21:12] Dentist Haniwa     I'll be waiting! [21:16] Narrator     I hope you all remember to brush your     teeth and take care of your oral health. [21:21] Gunma-chan     Okay! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Brushing Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Have you all tried something new recently? [23:06] Narrator     If you're sitting there thinking, [23:08] Narrator     "Eh... I'm busy every day,     and I don't have the money..." [23:10] Narrator     Hang on! [23:12] Narrator     All you need is some imagination. [23:14] Narrator     Imagine yourself as a ninja or a detective. [23:17] Narrator     See? Isn't that exciting? [23:20] Narrator     Imagination in itself is     a valid starting point. [23:22] Narrator     Let's ease into a new start. [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Ninja Sisters at Work [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong." [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:13] Sign     Kei-chan [24:13] Sign     (Age: 8, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:13] Sign     Harumiso Ramen-chan [24:13] Sign     (Age: 8, Saitama Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Yuno-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Gunma-chan Lover      Gunman-ian-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 44, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Man-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 11, Gunma Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Nanako-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 5, Hokkaido Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 4 - Ninja Sisters at Work and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Who's the Culprit SIGN    Who's the Culprit [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Who's the Culprit?" [01:34] Meemi's Dad     Gather around, everyone. [01:36] Meemi's Dad     We've witnessed a terrible crime. [01:40] Meemi's Dad     No need to be scared... [01:42] Meemi's Dad     This is merely a type of visual production     common in anime called "imaginary scenery". [01:46] Meemi's Dad     Ma'am, allow me to ask once more... [01:50] Meemi's Dad     The items were in the fridge,     to be eaten after dinner. SIGN    Pudding [01:55] Meemi's Dad     Six hot spring     puddings... have gone missing. [01:58] Meemi's Dad     Is that correct? [02:00] Mom     That's right... [02:03] Mom     Before Meemi-chan and     Meemi-chan's father came to visit, SIGN    Pudding [02:06] Mom     I had bought six puddings     for everyone including our family. [02:10] Mom     And they were chilling in the fridge. [02:13] Meemi's Dad     I see. Now, please stay calm. [02:17] Meemi's Dad     Leave this case... to me,     the mystery novel author! [02:23] All     Case...? [02:25] Meemi's Dad     That's right... [02:26] Meemi's Dad     Stealing six puddings shows just     how strong the culprit's will was... [02:32] Meemi's Dad     It's likely those puddings     are no longer with us. [02:37] Meemi's Dad     Yes, they're already... in     the culprit's stomach. [02:42] Dad     What?! [02:43] Dad     I... I didn't do it! [02:46] Meemi's Dad     Now, now, there's nothing to worry about. [02:49] Meemi's Dad     As an author of mystery novels,     I'm also a detective! [02:55] Meemi     Go, Daddy! [02:56] Meemi's Dad     Thank you, Meemi. [02:58] Meemi's Dad     By the way, ma'am... [02:59] Mom     Yes! [03:01] Meemi's Dad     May I have a sip of hot coffee     to stimulate my brain cells? [03:06] Mom     Uh... sure. [03:08] Mom     Here you go. [03:09] Meemi's Dad     Thank you. [03:11] Meemi's Dad     Excuse me while I take a sip... [03:16] Meemi's Dad     Apologies! I don't do well with hot liquids! [03:19] Dad     Then why did you ask for hot coffee...? [03:22] Meemi's Dad     It's in our nature to     make mistakes sometimes... [03:27] Meemi's Dad     Don't you think, sir? [03:30] Dad     Sure? [03:31] Meemi     Go, Daddy! [03:32] Meemi's Dad     Thank you, Meemi. [03:35] Meemi's Dad     Now... ma'am? [03:38] Mom     Y-Yes... [03:40] Meemi's Dad     Say the culprit were to come forward... [03:42] Mom     Y-Yes...? [03:43] Meemi's Dad     You would hate the sin     and not the sinner, right? [03:51] Mom     I confess. I ate it. [03:53] Meemi's Dad     Sure, you—what?! [03:56] Mom     I ate the first one. [04:04] Mom     I was the one who bought     the pudding to begin with. [04:08] Mom     They were supposed to chill in the fridge     until after dinner, but... [04:12] Mom     They just looked so good,     I couldn't help myself. [04:17] Mom     I thought if I served the rest and     said I didn't want one, no one would notice. [04:24] Meemi's Dad     I see! So that's what     happened... but it's no problem! [04:29] Meemi's Dad     I expected there to be more than     one culprit from the beginning... [04:35] Meemi's Dad     Why? Because... [04:36] Meemi's Dad     Six hot spring puddings     is far too many for one person! [04:42] Dad     R-Right... [04:43] Meemi     Go, Daddy! [04:45] Meemi's Dad     Thank you, Meemi. [04:47] Meemi's Dad     Now, the question is... [04:49] Meemi's Dad     ...how did the rest disappear? [04:54] Dad     I told you I didn't do it! [04:56] Meemi's Dad     In moments like these, culprits     can't act like their usual selves. [05:02] Meemi's Dad     They might sweat... tremble ever so     slightly... or their eyes may wander... [05:09] Meemi's Dad     Gunma-chan? [05:12] Gunma-chan     I'm sorry! I ate one! [05:14] Gunma-chan     With Meemi and Yuumi! [05:16] Gunma-chan     The hot spring puddings     were in the fridge [05:18] Gunma-chan     and they said, "We'll eat     them sooner or later anyways"! [05:20] Gunma-chan     Meemi and Yuumi said so! [05:21] Yuumi+Meemi     Hey! [05:22] Meemi     How could you say that, Gunma-chan? [05:24] Yuumi     Let's have a little chat... [05:27] Meemi     Don't make it sound like we made you eat it! [05:30] Yuumi     You were the one who said let's eat it! [05:34] Gunma-chan     Meemi and Yuumi said so first... [05:36] Yuumi+Meemi     Shh! [05:37] Meemi     That's not important! [05:37] Meemi's Dad     I see... some might call Gunma-chan     a victim in this case... [05:40] Yuumi     It's a matter of honor! [05:43] Dad     Really? [05:44] Meemi's Dad     Now... SIGN    Pudding [05:45] Meemi's Dad     There were six hot spring puddings... [05:48] Meemi's Dad     One eaten by Mom... [05:50] Meemi's Dad     and one each by Gunma-chan,     Yuumi-chan, and Meemi. [05:55] Meemi's Dad     So two hot spring puddings left... [05:59] Meemi's Dad     How could the remaining     two puddings disappear? [06:06] Dad     I-It wasn't me. [06:08] Meemi's Dad     It must have been hard     to keep such a big secret. [06:13] Meemi's Dad     But... you can tell us the truth. [06:17] Dad     I told you I didn't do it! [06:19] Dad     I'm being falsely accused! [06:20] Dad     I really didn't do it! [06:23] Meemi's Dad     Every culprit says that! [06:29] Meemi's Dad     Sir... this is checkmate! [06:33] Narrator     Since this is an educational show,     allow me to explain. [06:36] Narrator     "Checkmate" is a term used     in the game of chess. [06:39] Narrator     Players say it when they've     cornered their opponent's king. [06:43] Narrator     Similarly, detectives who've cornered     the culprit also enjoy saying "checkmate". [06:49] Meemi's Dad     I'll say it again... it's checkmate! [06:53] Meemi's Dad     You're the culprit. [07:07] Mom     Oh, my. Ninja Cat and Ninja Mouse. [07:10] Yuumi     Hot spring puddings... [07:14] Ninja Cat     My sincere apologies. [07:16] Ninja Cat     I saw everyone eating them,     so I acted on a sudden impulse. [07:19] Ninja Mouse     As an apology, I'll graze my stomach... [07:21] All     No! [07:23] Mom     No need to open your stomach     over some silly hot spring puddings. [07:27] Mom     It's my fault for forgetting about the two     of you and not buying eight to begin with. [07:32] Ninja Cat     Then allow us to present... [07:36] Ninja Cat     These are more flips than usual. [07:39] All     Wow! Awesome! [07:42] Meemi's Dad     Sir... [07:44] Meemi's Dad     We've been through a lot... [07:47] Meemi's Dad     But I'm glad we got a happy ending     with no culprits or victims! [07:51] Dad     Huh? [07:52] Meemi's Dad     This case is closed! [07:55] Meemi     Go, Daddy! [07:56] Meemi's Dad     Thank you, Meemi! [07:59] Dad     Huhhhh? [08:01] Narrator     Tough luck! [08:03] Gunma-chan     Meemi's Dad Power... 100%! SIGN    Was It Better Back Then? SIGN    Was It Better Back Then? [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Was It Better Back Then?" [08:14] Narrator     It's another sunny day in Gunma. [08:17] Narrator     What's this? [08:19] Narrator     It's rather rare to see them together. [08:22] Kofun-sama     Time certainly flies     faster as you get older. [08:28] Daruma King     It certainly does. [08:30] Kofun-sama     Feels like only yesterday that we     were building keyhole-shaped kofuns... [08:36] Kofun-sama     But it turns out, that was 1,700 years ago. [08:40] Daruma King     I'm a bit younger, but nowadays,     I'm the oldest wherever I go. [08:46] Daruma King     The kids don't like     to have me around that much. [08:51] Kofun-sama     Age is one thing out of our control. [08:54] King Daruma     I catch myself saying, [08:56] King Daruma     "Things used to be so good" or... [08:59] King Daruma     "Kids these days!" but... [09:03] King Daruma     I'd like to get rid of that habit. [09:05] Gunma-chan     Yeah, totally. Things     were great back in the day! [09:11] Kofun-sama     Why, hello, Gunma-chan. [09:13] King Daruma     When did you... [09:14] Gunma-chan     Hello! [09:15] Kofun-sama+King Daruma     Hello. [09:17] Gunma-chan     Kids these days are rough! [09:22] King Daruma     Ah, so you feel that way, too? [09:24] Gunma-chan     Of course! [09:28] Gunma-chan     Things used to be so great... [09:31] Kofun-sama     Back when, exactly? [09:35] Gunma-chan     ...like two years ago? [09:40] Kofun-sama     Two years! Back then! [09:42] King Daruma     Must be real tough! [09:45] Gunma-chan     Kids always treat Gunma-chan like I'm really old. [09:54] Gunma-chan     ...Why are you laughing? [09:56] Kofun-sama     Well, we were so busy thinking that we were old. [10:00] Kofun-sama     Who knew you were the same as us! [10:03] Gunma-chan     I really do feel like I've gotten old. [10:06] Gunma-chan     I'm already a grown-up! [10:09] King Daruma     Sure, if you think so, then you are. [10:14] Kofun-sama     So then it's true. We're all     a bunch of grandpas. [10:19] King Daruma     It used to be so great. [10:22] Kofun-sama     Those were the golden days. [10:25] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I liked being a kid. [10:29] King Daruma+Kofun-sama     Wouldn't it be nice to go back... [10:33] Gunma-chan     Then let's do it! [10:46] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [10:59] Narrator     I had no idea that Gunma Power     had the ability to do this! [11:04] Narrator     But I suppose we know     very little about the world. [11:08] Gunma-chan     Oh, hey! You guys became smaller! [11:12] Kofun-sama     To me, it looks like     Gunma-chan became bigger. [11:15] King Daruma     I think so, too. [11:17] Narrator     Things look differently depending     on whose perspective it is. [11:22] Gunma-chan     Wait a second... Gunma-chan hasn't changed. [11:27] Kofun-sama     Perhaps you really aren't a grown-up yet. [11:31] Gunma-chan     Aww, so I'm still a kid? [11:36] King Daruma     Let's go play while we're still kids! [11:40] Gunma-chan+Kofun-sama     Let's go! [11:51] Daruma     Remaining! [11:59] Gunma-chan     This is so much fun! [12:01] King Daruma     It's a jolly time. [12:04] Kofun-sama     This kofun's having fun!     Kofun fun! Kofun fun! [12:07] Kofun-sama     It's a delight, that's right! [12:09] Gunma-chan+King Daruma     A dad joke... [12:12] Kofun-sama     Dad jokes are a play on words. [12:14] Kofun-sama     A very technical one at that! [12:18] King Daruma     It's nice to be a kid. [12:20] King Daruma     No work... every day's a Sunday. [12:25] Gunma-chan     I don't think so. [12:27] Gunma-chan     I get told that I have to study     or clean my room or eat my veggies. [12:32] Gunma-chan     It's not that easy. [12:37] Gunma-chan     Hey, what's funny? [12:43] King Daruma     We'd totally forgotten... [12:46] Kofun-sama     About all the troubles     we had in our childhood... [12:51] King Daruma     There were both good     and bad even as a child. [12:56] Kofun-sama+Daruma     We remember now. [13:00] Gunma-chan     That's good. [13:03] Kofun-sama     Time sure does fly right by... [13:07] Kofun-sama     Before you know it,     you're older than everyone. [13:10] King Daruma     And no one comes up to you     if you're sitting in silence. [13:14] Gunma-chan     Cause you're scary. [13:25] Kofun-sama     How strange is the flow of time... [13:28] King Daruma     Feels like an eternity but is also fleeting... [13:33] Gunma-chan     That's so true. [13:35] Kofun-sama     I've experienced many things living     with the Haniwas, and now, [13:39] Kofun-sama     I'm happy to have time to sit     and talk with you, Gunma-chan. [13:44] King Daruma     I, too, have lived with my tribe     and performed my duties as King. [13:50] King Daruma     But after meeting Kofun-sama     and speaking with Gunma-chan, [13:54] King Daruma     I feel like my world     is still vastly expanding. [14:05] Gunma-chan     What's funny now? [14:07] Kofun-sama     Nothing at all. [14:09] Kofun-sama     How silly of me to have thought I knew [14:13] Kofun-sama     more than others simply     because I've lived longer than them. [14:15] King Daruma     You helped us to see that, Gunma-chan. [14:19] Gunma-chan     Really? I did? [14:22] Narrator     There's a theory that claims people experience     their lives to be the exact same length, [14:26] Narrator     whether that's 200 years or one year. [14:30] Narrator     Perhaps what's most important is     the experiences we have in our lives. [14:34] Kofun-sama     Today was a wonderful day. [14:37] King Daruma     It was perfect to just sit in peace. [14:40] Gunma-chan     That's nice. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Time Power... 100%! SIGN    Ninja Sisters at Work SIGN    Ninja Sisters at Work [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Ninja Sisters at Work." SIGN    Family Budget [14:58] Mom     Prices are being hiked up everywhere! [15:05] Mom     It's not like we can     cut back on groceries... [15:12] Mom     I wish money really did grow on trees... [15:17] Ninja Sisters     Madam. [15:19] Mom     Oh my, Ninja Sisters! [15:22] Ninja Cat     The elder sister cat! [15:25] Ninja Cat     And the younger sister... [15:26] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [15:27] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [15:30] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [15:35] Mom     I always love hearing you say that. [15:38] Mom     Go, Ninja Sisters! [15:40] Ninja Cat     Thank you. [15:41] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [15:44] Ninja Cat     By the way, [15:45] Ninja Cat     I've been informed that our     household finances are suffering. [15:51] Mom     What resourceful ninjas you are. [15:53] Ninja Cat     Thank you. [15:54] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [15:56] Ninja Cat     We sisters already consider ourselves     a part of your Gunma-chan family. [16:00] Mom     Of course you are. [16:02] Mom     But this family is a bit short on money. [16:04] Ninja Mouse     Who should I wipe out? [16:07] Mom+Ninja Cat     No one! [16:08] Mom     Ninja did in fact wipe many     people out 300 years ago. [16:11] Mom     But today, we live in a world with strict     compliance rules so it's not that simple. [16:16] Ninja Cat     I'm well aware. [16:18] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [16:21] Mom     No matter how short we are on money,     we can't steal or hurt people. [16:27] Ninja Cat     We can use the skills we've     acquired through rigorous [16:30] Ninja Cat     training and assist     in your household budgeting. [16:34] Mom     I'd love that! [16:42] Mom     Hey! I never gave them specific     instructions on what to do... [16:47] Mom     Do those two even have a way to make money? [16:51] Ninja Sisters     We are ninja! [16:56] Ninja Sisters     Clone Technique! [17:03] Ninja Sisters     Ever since we were born... we've     endured brutal training. [17:13] Ninja Sisters     Now, we want to help Gunma-chan's     family with this skill! [17:23] Ninja Cat     The elder sister cat! [17:25] Ninja Cat     And the younger sister... [17:26] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [17:28] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [17:30] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [17:35] Gunma-chan     That was awesome! [17:37] Ninja Sisters     Gunma-chan. [17:39] Gunma-chan     So cool! [17:41] Ninja Sisters     It's nothing too special... [17:43] Gunma-chan     I wanna do that, too! [17:46] Ninja Cat     What?! It's very hard. [17:49] Ninja Mouse     Real, real hard! [17:51] Gunma-chan     I wanna try. [17:54] Ninja Cat     I'm afraid that's not possible. [17:57] Gunma-chan     I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! [18:02] Narrator     In the end, the Ninja Sisters gave     in to Gunma-chan's plea and [18:05] Narrator     taught him the cartwheel,     back handspring, and backflip. [18:37] Sign     Make sure to practice with adult supervision. [18:43] Narrator     Remember, this is the most important part     of learning: repeated practice is essential! [18:49] Narrator     Athletes work very hard     behind the scenes in their training [18:53] Narrator     to achieve amazing feats     and break new records. [19:17] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! SIGN    Days, weeks, and months passed by... [19:37] Ninja Cat     Wow, amazing, Gunma-chan! [19:39] Ninja Cat     I can't believe you've made it this far! [19:42] Ninja Mouse     Squeak Squeak Squeak [19:46] Gunma-chan     Watch! The ninja taught me. [19:54] Dad     Wow, great job, Gunma-chan! [19:56] Yuumi     It's cool, but what good will a backflip do? [20:01] Mom     That's it! SIGN    Ninja-style Gymnastics Class Now Open SIGN    Ninja-style Gymnastics Class     Now Open SIGN    Ninja-style     Gymnastics Class     Now Open SIGN    Ninja-style     Gymnastics Class     Now Open SIGN    Reception Desk [20:06] Mom     Our Ninja-style Gymnastics     Class is the perfect [20:11] Mom     Beginner's Course to     support children's growth! SIGN    Reception Desk [20:14] Mom     You can enroll in a trial class,     available for a limited time! [20:17] Mom     Advanced children can also enroll     in the Real Ninja Training Course! [20:23] Ninja Cat     Learn a new skill to live     comfortably in our aging society! [20:27] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [20:30] Ninja Cat     The elder sister cat! [20:32] Ninja Cat     And the younger sister... [20:34] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [20:35] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [20:37] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [20:40] Gunma-chan     Backflip! [20:43] Audience     Whoa! Cool! [20:46] Ninja Cat     We may not be able to change     the world with a backflip... [20:51] Gunma-chan     That's true. [20:52] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [20:54] Ninja Cat     But! We can turn the world     on its head for a split second! [20:59] Mom     Ninja Sisters... I smell cash... [21:03] Mom     We'll name the book "Elder Sister,     Younger Sister, and a Backflip". [21:08] Narrator     The Ninja Sisters met Gunma-chan as they     were looking to help a family in need, [21:12] Narrator     and things quickly took     a turn for the better. [21:15] Narrator     Funny how the world works sometimes. [21:18] Narrator     With that said... great job, Mom! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Ninja Sisters Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Have you ever thought to discover     a new side of yourself? [23:07] Narrator     If that's been on your mind     for a good while, [23:10] Narrator     you may be in need for a little break. [23:13] Narrator     You can listen to your favorite music,     or relax at an onsen inn... [23:16] Narrator     Do something that brings you some peace. [23:19] Narrator     This next episode is for you. [23:21] Narrator     I'll be cheering you on from afar. [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Meemi Meets the Meows SIGN    and two others SIGN    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong SIGN    Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. SIGN    Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! SIGN    Neko Neko-chan SIGN    (Age: 41, Hyogo Prefecture) SIGN    Tamarin-chan SIGN    (Age: 8, Chiba Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? SIGN    Towa-chan SIGN    (Age: 6, Kyoto Prefecture) SIGN    Hasegawa Kazuki-chan SIGN    (Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! SIGN    Terai Wakuto-chan SIGN    (Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture) SIGN    Shimohashi Moana-chan SIGN    (Age: 9, Gunma Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 5 - Meemi Meets the Meows and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Gunma-chan, My Big Brother [01:29] Sign     Gunma-chan, My Big Brother [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan, My Big Brother." [01:39] Sign     Picture Book [01:41] Yuumi     I'm Yuumi. [01:42] Yuumi     And the person sitting over there is     Gunma-chan, my big brother. [01:51] Yuumi     Hey, Onii-chan? [01:53] Gunma-chan     Yeah, what is it? [01:57] Yuumi     Nothing in particular. [02:00] Gunma-chan     Then why did you call me? [02:03] Yuumi     Because I wanted to talk to you. [02:07] Gunma-chan     Oh... okay. [02:12] Yuumi     Onii-chan never really cares     about my questions. [02:16] Yuumi     He treats me differently from everyone else. [02:25] Yuumi     Hey, hey, Onii-chan? [02:27] Gunma-chan     Yeah, what is it? [02:30] Yuumi     What are you drawing? [02:35] Gunma-chan     ...A drawing. [02:36] Yuumi     I know that, but a drawing of what? [02:42] Gunma-chan     What? You mean you can't     tell just by looking at it? [02:50] Yuumi     Not really. [02:55] Gunma-chan     Yuumi, it's sad that we're twins     and you know so little about me... [03:01] Yuumi     Are you saying that's my fault? [03:06] Gunma-chan     But I guess people are free to feel however     they want about Gunma-chan's drawings. [03:14] Yuumi     ...Onii-chan. [03:16] Gunma-chan     Yeah, what is it? [03:19] Yuumi     I don't like your attitude. [03:22] Gunma-chan     Huh? [03:26] Yuumi     I get that you're wrapped up in yourself and     you get special treatment by acting that way. [03:33] Gunma-chan     Special treatment...? [03:35] Yuumi     And I know that's your     persona, but you know, [03:38] Yuumi     some people may not like it very much. [03:42] Gunma-chan     They don't? [03:44] Yuumi     Your values aren't the only ones     that matter in the world. [03:53] Yuumi     In this day and age, we need to accept     diversity and a wide range of values. [03:59] Narrator     "Diversity" means a selection     of lots of different choices. [04:04] Yuumi     ...Onii-chan? [04:11] Yuumi     Onii-chan! [04:25] Gunma-chan     Yuumi's the only one... who's     so strict towards Gunma-chan! [04:30] Yuumi     Onii-chan, can you hear me? [04:39] Yuumi     Let's face our issues head     on and find a well-reasoned answer! [04:58] Yuumi     Onii-chan...? [05:19] Gunma-chan     Gunma... [05:22] Yuumi     Onii-chan, don't run away. [05:26] Gunma-chan     Run? [05:27] Yuumi     You need to confront the real issue. [05:31] Gunma-chan     I do? [05:32] Yuumi     That's right. [05:33] Yuumi     If you try something new,     you could become... [05:36] Sign     Gunma-chan [05:37] Sign     New Gunma-chan [05:37] Yuumi     New Gunma-chan or... [05:39] Sign     New & True &     Divine Gunma-chan [05:40] Yuumi     New & True & Divine Gunma-chan or even... [05:42] Sign     Super Dreadnought     Gunma-chan [05:43] Yuumi     Super Dreadnought Gunma-chan! [05:49] Yuumi     Don't you want to reach a new level? [05:57] Yuumi     ...Onii-chan? [06:00] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's okay with how things are now. [06:08] Yuumi     Onii-chan! [06:10] Gunma-chan     Yuumi, your opinion is right. [06:12] Gunma-chan     At the same time, Gunma-chan's     opinion is right, too. [06:18] Yuumi     Really? [06:19] Gunma-chan     It's not about who's more in the right. [06:23] Gunma-chan     We can choose whatever we like.     We can even mix ideas! [06:36] Yuumi     You're right. [06:39] Gunma-chan     Wait, Yuumi? [06:40] Yuumi     Yeah, what is it? [06:43] Gunma-chan     You're starting to act like Gunma-chan. [06:48] Yuumi     Yeah, I guess. [07:02] Yuumi     I'm Yuumi. My big brother     is Gunma-chan. We're twins. [07:09] Yuumi     We think differently.     We're different genders. [07:14] Yuumi     But... I love my Onii-chan exactly as he is! [07:22] Dad     What were you two up to today? [07:25] Yuumi     Onii-chan and I talked a lot! [07:29] Mom     What did you guys talk about? [07:31] Gunma-chan     About diversity! [07:34] Mom+Dad     Diversity?! [07:36] Gunma-chan     Mhmm. [07:38] Gunma-chan     Yuumi and I discussed many different topics. [07:44] Mom+Dad     ...Is he getting smarter? [07:46] Yuumi     Maybe! [07:48] Narrator     Things aren't just about     the better opinion, and sometimes, [07:52] Narrator     those opinions can mix together,     which is kind of nice. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Diversity Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Cheers at the Hot Spring Inn! [08:09] Sign     Cheers at the Hot Spring Inn! [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Cheers at the Hot Spring Inn!" [08:14] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan is going     on a trip with his family. [08:18] Dad     It's another sunny day in Gunma! [08:21] Gunma-chan     It sure is! [08:23] Yuumi     It's so nice. [08:24] Mom     Beautiful weather! [08:25] Dad     It's so fun to go     on a family trip in this weather. [08:30] Gunma-chan     It sure is! [08:32] Yuumi     So much fun! [08:33] Mom     It's a blast! [08:35] Narrator     They're out on a drive. How fun! [08:42] Dad     This feels freeing. [08:44] Mom     So freeing! [08:45] Gunma-chan     Sure is! [08:47] Yuumi     Freedom! [08:49] Dad     Today, we're taking a trip     to a hot spring inn! [08:52] Gunma-chan     Yay! [08:53] Narrator     Hiragana Gunma is known for its hot springs. [08:57] Narrator     These hot springs always have inns nearby. [09:00] Akio     New York King aka the "King of Baths"     here to give a lesson on hot springs! [09:05] Akio     Hot spring regions all have many inns     with built-in hot spring baths. [09:10] Akio     And these inns offer more than     just a relaxing bath... [09:19] Yuumi     Wow, we're up so high! [09:20] Mom     That's Gunma for you! [09:22] Gunma-chan     So fun! [09:24] Dad     Hot spring trips aren't just     about our time at the inn. [09:29] Dad     Everything started when we left home! [09:31] Akio     That's right Big Bro! Couldn't agree more! [09:34] Sign     Hot Spring Inn [09:40] Dad     We're here! [09:43] Mom     This is where we'll be staying today. [09:48] Staff     Welcome, folks. [09:50] Dad     Hello, thanks for greeting us. [09:52] Gunma-chan+Mom+Yuumi     Hello! [09:53] Staff     Please, make yourselves at home. [10:00] Mom     What a lovely garden. [10:02] Staff     Thank you. [10:04] Dad     This is a great getaway... I'm glad we came. [10:07] Gunma-chan     It's like a whole other world! [10:10] Akio     Exactly right! [10:11] Akio     Hot spring inns aren't all the same. [10:13] Akio     They vary in their exterior style,     interior design, and services. [10:16] Akio     It's no overstatement to say it's     like entering another universe! [10:23] Mom     Our room is lovely, too! [10:25] Yuumi     Yay! [10:28] Staff     Would you like to have     dinner at six or seven? [10:33] Dad     Let's go with six. [10:35] Staff     Perfect, we'll have that ready for you. [10:43] Gunma-chan     Look, it's snacks! [10:44] Gunma-chan     Can we have them? [10:45] Dad     Sure, of course! [10:52] Yuumi+Gunma-chan     Yummy! [10:54] Akio     This welcome snack isn't just a gift     from the inn, it's also a trap! [10:59] Akio     The main reason inns serve     customers snacks is so that [11:02] Akio     they'll buy them as     souvenirs on their way home! [11:05] Akio     Of course, they're     the inn's finest selection, [11:08] Akio     so it's guaranteed they'll     make great souvenirs. [11:11] Akio     But be aware this is secretly     a message from the inn! [11:15] Dad     Alright, then. Anyone interested     in a quick bath before dinner? [11:19] Mom+Gunma-chan+Yuumi     Yay! I am! [11:27] Dad     That's not a sound I let out often, but... [11:30] Mom     It just comes out naturally at a hot spring. [11:33] Yuumi     It's so warm. [11:35] Gunma-chan     Feels awesome! [11:38] Narrator     It really is a great feeling. [11:41] Narrator     No doubt about it! [11:44] Gunma-chan     For sure! [11:46] Staff     Time for your dinner service! [11:51] All     Wow, it looks amazing! [11:54] Staff     What would you like to drink? [11:57] Dad     Um, uhh... Mom? [11:58] Mom     ...Gunma-chan? [12:01] Gunma-chan     Yuumi? [12:02] Yuumi     I'd like some peach juice, please! [12:04] Gunma-chan     Yeah! Can Gunma-chan have some, too? [12:09] Mom     I might just get... one small beer. [12:13] Dad     I-I'd love to get that, too... [12:18] Mom     Permission granted! [12:19] Dad     Woohoo! [12:20] All     Cheers! [12:32] Dad     That's not a sound I let out often, but... [12:35] Mom     It just comes out after taking a nice,     cold gulp after a hot bath. [12:40] Gunma-chan     Naturally! [12:43] Yuumi     You can't help it! [12:44] All     Thank you for this meal! [12:47] Gunma-chan     Delicious konjac sashimi     and rainbow trout sashimi! [12:52] Dad     Delicious wild plant tempura! [12:55] Yuumi     Delicious flamed brook trout! [12:58] Mom     Delicious Gunma pork sukiyaki! [13:03] Gunma-chan     Delicious bamboo shoot rice     and red miso soup! [13:07] Staff     Any room for dessert? [13:10] All     What?! We're too stuffed! [13:16] Dad     I guess we weren't that     stuffed... everything was delicious! [13:19] Staff     Thank you. [13:21] Dad     Let's take a short break     and go to the outside bath! [13:31] Gunma-chan     Outside baths are... outside baths. [13:35] Mom     Why do people get in outside baths?! [13:40] Mom     Precisely because... there's a bath outside! [13:45] Narrator     Not exactly worth the     dramatic pause... but very true! [13:50] Akio     At hot spring inns, you can enjoy     delicious food and amazing baths! [13:55] Akio     It's nothing short of an entertainment     treasure land and the pride of Gunma! [14:07] Akio     There's no need for dumb     jokes when it's this good. [14:10] Akio     Hot springs are awesome! [14:15] Gunma-chan     Someone made our futons! [14:16] Mom     This is Gunma's hospitality spirit! [14:19] Yuumi     Hospitality that leaves     nothing to be desired! [14:22] Gunma-chan     What does that mean? [14:23] Yuumi     It means they have great service! [14:26] Gunma-chan     No leaves of desire! What a great service! [14:31] Yuumi     ...Close enough, I guess. [14:34] All     Good night! [14:40] Narrator     I wish I could go     to a hot spring inn, too... [14:43] Gunma-chan Family     Hot Spring Inn Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Meemi Meets the Meows [14:49] Sign     Meemi Meets the Meows [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Meemi Meets the Meows." [14:59] Gunma-chan     This is fun! [15:00] Meemi     If I had to choose, I'd say so. [15:03] Gunma-chan     Hey! [15:04] Gunma-chan     I found some people who look like     they aren't having much fun! [15:17] Gunma-chan     Hello, Meows-san! [15:20] Meemi     Meows?! [15:22] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [15:23] Narrator     Meemi is actually a huge fan     of the rock band Meows. [15:30] Tama     Oh, hey, Gunma-chan... [15:33] Tama     I feel like you always happen     to find us when we're down. [15:37] Meemi     You do? [15:40] Tora     Hey, there's someone with you today. [15:43] Meemi     Nice to meet you, I'm Meemi. [15:48] Angel Meemi     What's going on here?! [15:50] Angel Meemi     Oh my gosh, I love the Meows! [15:52] Angel Meemi     Can I shake their hand?! Or hug?!     Or ask for their signature?! [15:56] Devil Meemi     "Real" fans don't act like that. [15:59] Devil Meemi     You better show restraint and     keep your distance from the Meows! [16:03] Devil Meemi     That's what a true fan would do. [16:06] Nora     Hmph... I bet she doesn't know the Meows, either. [16:14] Meemi     N-No, I don't... [16:18] Tora     Can't be helped... [16:19] Tama     Hey, guys! Let's do the usual! [16:21] Meows     Yeah! [16:25] Tama     The handsome lead vocal, Tama! [16:27] Nora     The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora! [16:30] Tora     The cool and collected bassist, Tora! [16:34] Buchi     The mohawk drummer, Buchi! [16:37] Meows     We are the rock band the Meows! Meow! [16:42] Meemi     Oh my gosh! So cool!! [16:46] Meemi     Oh, so you guys are the Meows. [16:51] Tama     I thought we were supposed to be popular. [16:54] Nora     We're nowhere near that caliber. [16:56] Tora     Maybe this is our best. [16:58] Buchi     All things must come to an end. [17:02] Gunma-chan     What's wrong, guys? [17:05] Tora     The other day, [17:07] Tora     we signed a new agreement     to spread our wings worldwide... [17:12] Nora     But it turned out to be a huge mistake. [17:19] Tora     It's our fault for not looking     over the contract. [17:25] Buchi     But you know, we're only cats. [17:27] Tama     The contract made me prioritize tie-up     songs and put off lyrics I actually like. [17:33] Nora     The contract forced me to make stupid     changes to my melodies over and over again. [17:39] Tora     The contract made me scrap     finished arrangements [17:42] Tora     just because a sponsor didn't like them. [17:46] Buchi     The contract made them do     this stuff and I became [17:49] Buchi     depressed listening to them     complain all day and night... [17:58] Gunma-chan     Well, maybe you guys should just break up. [18:01] Meemi     What are you talking about, Gunma-chan?! [18:05] Tama     That may be for the best... [18:08] Nora     We tried to think of other options, but... [18:11] Tora     The only way out of this labyrinth... [18:14] Buchi     ...is to retire from the game. [18:16] Gunma-chan     That's right! [18:17] Gunma-chan     Just quit together and run away! [18:19] Meemi     Hold on just a minute! [18:23] Meemi     Oh... I'm sorry for yelling like that... [18:26] Meemi     I just had something to say. [18:29] Tama     That's cool, what's up? [18:31] Nora     Even though we've already     made up our minds... [18:34] Meemi     Meows is a rock band, right? [18:37] Tora     Hmph, of course we are. [18:39] Buchi     We're all about rock... and we're rockers! [18:43] Gunma-chan     For sure! They're good at storing stuff. [18:47] Meows     That's a locker! We're rockers! [18:52] Meows     Oh... they sound pretty much the same. [18:54] Meemi     Getting back to the point! Rock is     about rebelling against society, right? [18:58] Meows     Yeah! [19:00] Meemi     If you quit now, wouldn't     that mean that rock lost? [19:03] Tora     Rock lost...? [19:05] Nora     Rock lost...? [19:07] Tama     Rock... [19:09] Buchi     ...lost? [19:13] Gunma-chan     Does that really matter? [19:16] Gunma-chan     I mean... Rock losing isn't right! [19:22] Tama     This problem isn't just about us! [19:24] Nora     It would mean that Gunma's rock lost     to a bunch of snakes! [19:28] Tora     We're nowhere near done.     We can still sing and play! [19:32] Buchi     We can fight! For rock! [19:34] Gunma-chan     Six times nine makes 54! [19:37] Meows     That's mathematics "rokku"     in Japanese! Ours is "rock"! [19:42] Meows     Wait... that sounds the same, too. [19:45] Meemi     Way to respond with a perfect clap-back... [19:48] Tora     If it comes down to it, we can scrap the     contract and start over as street players! [19:53] Nora     Yeah! We'll always have     our rock 'n' roll spirit! [19:57] Tama     My heart's burning with passion! [19:59] Buchi     I'll keep going until I get married,     raise kids, and see my grandkids! [20:04] Tora+Nora+Tama     That's just personal preference. [20:09] Tama     The handsome lead vocal, Tama! [20:11] Nora     The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora! [20:15] Tora     The cool and collected bassist, Tora! [20:18] Buchi     The mohawk drummer, Buchi! [20:21] Meows     We are the rock band the Meows! Meow! [20:26] Meemi     Oh my gosh! So cool! [20:33] Meemi     T-This is my first time seeing you guys,     but I'm about to become a Meows fan. [20:38] Tama     We'll invite you to our next concert,     so you should come with Gunma-chan! [20:43] Meemi     I wouldn't miss it for the world! [20:46] Meemi     Oh... I suppose I'll go if I'm free. [20:51] Sign     Gunma Messe [20:51] Sign     Gunma Messe [20:52] Tama     You guys ready?! [20:54] Gunma-chan     Yay! [20:54] Meemi     This is awesome! [20:57] Meemi     The handsome lead vocal, Tama! [21:00] Meemi     The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora! [21:04] Meemi     The cool and collected bassist, Tora! [21:08] Meemi     The mohawk drummer, Buchi! [21:12] Meemi     We are the rock band the Meows! Meow! [21:17] Tama     Next up is our newest song "Bambina"! [22:53] Gunma-chan     Meows Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Do you all find "inspiration" valuable? [23:06] Narrator     Inspiration tends to pop up out of nowhere, [23:09] Narrator     and then disappears before you     can make something out of it... [23:12] Narrator     It can be disappointing because... what if     it was the beginning of a life changing idea? [23:17] Narrator     So I suggest that before you forget,     you share it with a friend... [23:20] Narrator     and eventually worldwide! [23:22] Narrator     Spread your inspiration around the globe! [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Paasu-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 42, Niigata Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Rei-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Ueno Takuto-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Saitama Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Matsuo Suzu-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Kumamoto Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Saemaru-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 8, Saitama Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Nagata Maki-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 30, Gunma Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 6 - Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Aoma's Manga Project [01:29] Sign     Aoma's Manga Project [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Aoma's Manga Project." [01:34] Aoma     Gunma-chan, I've decided... to     become a manga author! [01:40] Aoma     Hey, you're gonna become one     with me, you know! [01:43] Gunma-chan     Really? I didn't know that. [01:46] Aoma     Well, I just announced it. [01:48] Gunma-chan     Oh, gotcha... [01:49] Meemi     What are you talking about? [01:51] Aoma     Don't worry, Meemi.     You're a part of this project, too! [01:55] Meemi     I don't remember asking. [01:57] Aoma     Come on, hear me out. [01:59] Aoma     I'll be the manga artist Aoma... [02:02] Aoma     but I won't be drawing the manga. [02:04] Gunma-chan     Huh?! Then who will? [02:07] Aoma     You, Gunma-chan! [02:08] Gunma-chan     What?! Really? [02:10] Aoma     All you need to do is draw.     Meemi will write the story. [02:15] Meemi     What? Then what are you gonna do? [02:18] Aoma     I'll be the project leader... [02:22] Aoma     The producer! [02:24] Gunma-chan+Meemi     Producer...? [02:26] Aoma     Yeah. [02:27] Aoma     The three of us will work together     to make a manga series, [02:31] Aoma     and I'll promote it into a huge hit. [02:32] Sign     Cinema [02:32] Aoma     It'll get adapted into an anime,     movie, or stage production! [02:35] Aoma     We can even develop merch     and make boatloads of money! [02:40] Gunma-chan     Awesome! [02:41] Meemi     Sure, but what will it be about? [02:43] Aoma     Meemi, that's your job to figure out. [02:46] Meemi     Huh? [02:47] Aoma     I told you. [02:48] Aoma     This is a project we     have to work on together. [02:51] Aoma     I'll be the one to judge     whether your story is any good. [02:56] Aoma     Since I'm the producer and all. [02:58] Meemi     Don't you think that's a bit too convenient? [03:00] Aoma     It's all about giving     people jobs they're best at. [03:02] Aoma     And producers decide where to put people. [03:05] Meemi     Fine then, Producer. Where's my allowance? [03:08] Aoma     Allowance? [03:09] Meemi     That's crucial to any type of work. [03:12] Aoma     No allowance for now! [03:15] Meemi     Get real! You can't make     people work for free! [03:19] Aoma     Only for now! For now... [03:22] Aoma     After it sells, we can share the profits. [03:24] Meemi     That's hardly reliable. [03:27] Aoma     I'm sure we can do it if we work together! [03:29] Meemi     This is a total joke! I quit! [03:35] Aoma     You sure about that? [03:36] Aoma     Say I ask someone else to write the     script and it becomes a huge hit. [03:40] Aoma     We'd be able to buy whatever we want. [03:44] Meemi     Whatever we want... [03:53] Aoma     You could buy as much     Meows merch as you want. [03:56] Meemi     I'll do it! I'll think of the story! [03:59] Meemi     You better do your part     and make sure it sells! [04:02] Aoma     You can count on me! [04:04] Meemi     Alright! Let's start writing! [04:07] Meemi     What about a story set in     Katakana Gunma starring GUNMA-CHAN? [04:10] Sign     GUNMA-CHAN [04:11] Aoma     I see the vision! [04:12] Aoma     Gunma-chan, let's sketch our lead character! [04:15] Gunma-chan     Mkay, let's see... [04:17] Gunma-chan     There! How's that? [04:19] Aoma     Umm... Okay! This is fine! [04:21] Meemi     Are you sure? [04:22] Gunma-chan     I'll keep drawing! [04:24] Aoma     Perfect! Let's move on to design. [04:27] Meemi     We can add the characters MEEMI and AOMA! [04:29] Sign     MEEMI [04:29] Sign     AOMA [04:30] Aoma     Familiar characters will     help us gain an audience! [04:40] Meemi     Are you sure this design will be popular? [04:43] Aoma     We gotta make sure it's original. [04:45] Aoma     It looks like nothing we've     seen before. That's talent! [04:48] GUNMA-CHAN     I thought so! [04:49] MEEMI     Now what? [04:51] AOMA     If you think of a great story,     we can make it a hit series. [04:56] Meemi     Umm... [04:58] Meemi     GUNMA-CHAN, MEEMI, and AOMA     are all rulers of their own separate universes! [05:05] Sign     GUNMA-CHAN Universe [05:09] Sign     AOMA Universe [05:12] Sign     MEEMI Universe [05:16] Meemi     And they have to fight each     other in a brutal battle [05:19] Meemi     over the golden kettle to rule the entire world! [05:22] Gunma-chan     That's really intense. [05:24] Aoma     Kids love battle manga! [05:27] GUNMA-CHAN     Wah! [05:29] AOMA     Gah! [05:30] MEEMI     Take that! [05:34] AOMA     Come on, GUNMA-CHAN, be serious! [05:38] MEEMI     AOMA, you don't look so great either. [05:43] GUNMA-CHAN     I'll send you all to the underworld! [05:55] MEEMI     GUNMA-CHAN, say that again. [05:57] GUNMA-CHAN     I'll send you all to the underworld! [06:03] AOMA     I can't take the story     seriously with this art style. [06:06] MEEMI     You're right. [06:07] MEEMI     Let's shift gears to     a lighthearted comedy manga. [06:10] AOMA     GUNMA-CHAN, do something funny. [06:13] GUNMA-CHAN     Huh? Umm... [06:22] GUNMA-CHAN     Something funny! [06:24] MEEMI+AOMA     Not funny! [06:26] GUNMA-CHAN     Umm... [06:36] GUNMA-CHAN     Something funny! [06:39] MEEMI+AOMA     Not funny! [06:48] GUNMA-CHAN     Something funny! [06:50] MEEMI+AOMA     Not funny! [06:52] GUNMA-CHAN     Something funny! [06:54] MEEMI+AOMA     Not funny! [06:55] GUNMA-CHAN     Something funny! [06:56] MEEMI+AOMA     Not funny! [06:58] GUNMA-CHAN     Something funny! [07:02] GUNMA-CHAN     I've heard even unfunny things can become     funny if you do it over and over again. [07:07] MEEMI+AOMA     No, it's not funny! [07:10] GUNMA-CHAN     Gunma-chan's done playing now. Bye... [07:16] AOMA     Hey! [07:17] MEEMI     I quit, too. [07:21] AOMA     I can't make manga     without a writer or artist. [07:26] AOMA     There's no point in this     project... I guess I quit. [07:34] Meemi     Honestly, how can you be a manga     author without making it yourself? [07:38] Aoma     I told you! [07:39] Aoma     As the Executive Producer,     it's my job to promote the manga! [07:42] Aoma     My actions will make it a global     comic that reaches worldwide... [07:49] Gunma-chan     You should write it yourself. [07:51] Narrator     Precisely. [07:54] Aoma     It wasn't a bad idea, it was just     a decade ahead of its time! [07:59] Narrator     We've all certainly heard that one before. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Manga Author Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet [08:09] Sign     Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet." [08:24] Wise One     Gunma-chan? [08:25] Gunma-chan     Yeah? [08:27] Wise One     Aren't you paying me     a visit to ask a question? [08:31] Gunma-chan     Not really. [08:34] Wise One     Oh! Why not? [08:36] Gunma-chan     I borrowed my dad's tablet today, so... [08:40] Wise One     Tablet? [08:41] Gunma-chan     As long as I have this, I can search     for any information I want. [08:45] Gunma-chan     So I don't have to ask     the Wise One any questions. [08:49] Gunma-chan     And I can listen to music and watch videos! [08:53] Wise One     ...How convenient. [08:55] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [08:59] Wise One     But then why would you need to come here? [09:02] Gunma-chan     Cause I'd get in trouble if I     were on the tablet all day at home. [09:07] Wise One     Ah, so that's why. [09:09] Gunma-chan     Yup. [09:12] Gunma-chan     Ohh, so that's what that means! [09:19] Wise One     Gunma-chan... [09:22] Wise One     Gunma-chan? [09:25] Gunma-chan     Yeah, what? I'm kinda busy. [09:32] Gunma-chan     Hey, I can't connect to the Wi-Fi! [09:36] Wise One     Gunma-chan, you can't connect     to the internet without Wi-Fi. [09:40] Narrator     "Wi-Fi" is a wireless way     to connect to the internet. [09:44] Sign     Hello     Gunma-chan [09:47] Narrator     There are plenty of Wi-Fi signals emitted     around us so we can connect to the internet. [09:54] Wise One     Let's have a little chat about the internet. [09:57] Gunma-chan     What kinda chat? [09:59] Wise One     The internet is very convenient,     but it's actually very hard to use. [10:03] Gunma-chan     Nuh-uh! It's super easy! [10:06] Wise One     Yes, the "super easy" part     is precisely what's so difficult. [10:11] Gunma-chan     What do you mean? [10:12] Wise One     It's only been about thirty years since     we've all been able to use the internet. [10:18] Wise One     There are actually a lot of     issues around the internet. [10:21] Gunma-chan     Really? I didn't know that. [10:23] Wise One     Whether the computer and internet can make     people happy is up to those who use it. [10:32] Gunma-chan     I've never even thought about that. [10:34] Wise One     Of course not. [10:35] Wise One     The internet already existed     when you were born. [10:40] Wise One     If there were a sandbox,     it's only natural for children to play there. [10:40] Sign     Safe Sandbox [10:43] Wise One     They won't care to know who exactly made it. [10:43] Sign     Creator Unknown [10:46] Gunma-chan     Probably not. [10:48] Wise One     But that's only given     the fact that it's safe. [10:52] Wise One     With the internet, there's no assurance     that the information you find is true. [10:57] Gunma-chan     What?! There isn't?! [11:00] Wise One     No. [11:01] Wise One     You might find it surprising, but     it includes both true and false information. [11:05] Gunma-chan     How can you tell which is which? [11:07] Wise One     Say one source on     the internet claimed I were green, [11:07] Sign     Wise One [11:10] Sign     Who is the Wise One? [11:12] Wise One     and they even included a picture. [11:12] Sign     Known for his green body [11:13] Sign     Loves to party [11:14] Wise One     What would you think? [11:14] Sign     Hates reading [11:16] Gunma-chan     There's no way that's true! [11:18] Wise One     Exactly! [11:19] Wise One     You would see right through     that since you know me personally. [11:23] Gunma-chan     For sure. [11:24] Wise One     But, for those who don't know me, [11:27] Wise One     there's no way to know whether     that information is true or not. [11:31] Gunma-chan     Oh, yeah... That's hard. [11:34] Wise One     Indeed. [11:36] Wise One     The internet can be a fun     and convenient place, [11:39] Wise One     but we must be careful how we use it. [11:41] Gunma-chan     Hmm... [11:43] Wise One     What's the matter, Gunma-chan? [11:51] Wise One     Gunma-chan?! [11:55] Gunma-chan     Maybe it doesn't need to be hard, just fun! [12:03] Gunma-chan     Is that wrong? [12:05] Wise One     Not at all. Right you are. [12:08] Gunma-chan     Really? I thought you'd be mad. [12:11] Wise One     Between the two of us,     we're bound to see things differently. [12:16] Wise One     And there's no guarantee     that my opinions are correct. [12:18] Gunma-chan     Really? [12:20] Narrator     Very flexible thinking!     How wise of the Wise One. [12:24] Gunma-chan     He sure is! [12:25] Wise One     Gunma-chan, who are you talking to? [12:29] Gunma-chan     It's a secret! [12:30] Wise One     Perfectly alright. [12:31] Wise One     Which reminds me, there are     no secrets on the internet! [12:35] Gunma-chan     What do you mean? [12:36] Sign     User Name [12:36] Wise One     Even if you post something     on the internet anonymously, [12:39] Wise One     it's not as though people     can never find out it's you. [12:40] Sign     Bad-mouthing [12:40] Sign     Bad-mouthing [12:40] Sign     Bad-mouthing [12:40] Sign     Lies [12:40] Sign     Lies [12:40] Sign     Lies [12:43] Wise One     It's very easy to trace back people's     online history and find out who did what. [12:46] Sign     Real Name [12:49] Gunma-chan     I never knew that. [12:49] Sign     Disclosure of Information [12:51] Narrator     All you need is for internet providers     to disclose information. [12:54] Wise One     So you must remember to never write badly     about people or post false information. [13:00] Wise One     Can you promise me that one thing? [13:03] Gunma-chan     I'll never do it. I promise! [13:06] Narrator     The internet is a fun form of media,     but our relationship with it isn't so simple. [13:12] Gunma-chan     I guess there's been a bunch of changes since     the computer and internet were invented. [13:17] Narrator     This depiction may be a bit exaggerated, [13:20] Narrator     but the internet impacts our planet,     and even Hiragana Gunma. [13:26] Narrator     And it's up to us to decide what     that impact will be. [13:29] Gunma-chan     That's a lot of responsibility! [13:32] Wise One     Who are you talking to? [13:34] Gunma-chan     It's a secret! [13:35] Wise One     I see. [13:37] Wise One     I have my own fair share     of secrets, you know. [13:40] Gunma-chan     Are they on the internet? [13:42] Wise One     I'm afraid not. [13:43] Wise One     My secrets are written     in my secret notebook. [13:47] Gunma-chan     Cool! I wanna read that! [13:50] Wise One     You may one day get to see it     as we spend time together like this. [13:55] Gunma-chan     That's exciting! [13:58] Wise One     The internet is certainly fun, [13:59] Wise One     but isn't talking with     each other like this fun, too? [14:03] Gunma-chan     Super fun! [14:04] Wise One     Alright then... [14:05] Gunma-chan+Wise One     Let's sing! [14:09] Gunma-chan     Let's dance! [14:12] Wise One     Let's eat! [14:15] Gunma-chan+Wise One     Let's rest. [14:21] Wise One     Good morning. [14:24] Gunma-chan     Morning! [14:26] Gunma-chan     Bye, Wise One! [14:29] Wise One     See you soon, Gunma-chan. [14:31] Gunma-chan     It's so much fun to talk with you, Wise One! [14:36] Wise One     How nice of you to say that. [14:38] Narrator     Great job, Wise One! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Wise One Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     It's a Ghost [14:49] Sign     It's a Ghost [14:50] Gunma-chan     "It's a Ghost!" [15:09] Gunma-chan     I wanna go to the restroom,     but I'm scared... [15:26] Gunma-chan     What's wrong...? [15:44] Narrator     The two of them went on     to scream like this for quite a while. [15:47] Narrator     Let's fast forward a bit. [15:51] Ghost     I'm Ghost. I was crying     because I got lost so late at night. [15:57] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. I'm Gunma-chan. [16:00] Ghost     Good evening, Gunma-chan. [16:02] Gunma-chan     Good evening. [16:05] Gunma-chan     Um, can you do me a favor...? [16:09] Ghost     What's that? [16:11] Gunma-chan     Can you go to the restroom with me? [16:15] Ghost     This late at night?! But it's too scary... [16:20] Gunma-chan     Not if we're together. [16:24] Ghost     I'm scared... [16:27] Ghost     Hurry and come out, Gunma-chan! [16:35] Gunma-chan     Phew, I feel so much better! [16:37] Gunma-chan     Thanks, Ghost-san! [16:38] Ghost     That was scary, but I'm glad I could help! [16:46] Gunma-chan     This way, it's not scary. [16:48] Ghost     Yeah, you're right! [16:51] Gunma-chan     I used to be scared of ghosts, [16:54] Gunma-chan     but being with Ghost-san,     I'm not so scared of ghosts anymore! [16:58] Ghost     Me, too! [16:59] Ghost     I'm scared of everyone else,     but I'm not scared of Gunma-chan. [17:04] Gunma-chan     Wanna stick together while we sleep? [17:06] Ghost     Yeah! Let's stick together! [17:12] Ghost     I get told to scare people, but I really     don't like doing that kind of stuff... [17:20] Gunma-chan     I used to be scared of ghosts,     but I'm not scared of Ghost-san. [17:25] Ghost     I'm glad to hear that! [17:28] Gunma-chan     Good! [17:30] Ghost     This is fun! [17:32] Gunma-chan     Super fun! [17:33] Ghost     It's much better than scaring people. [17:36] Gunma-chan     It's much more fun     than being scared of ghosts. [17:55] Gunma-chan     Huh? [17:59] Gunma-chan     And then, Ghost-san and I went     to the restroom together. [18:04] Mom     Sounds like you had     a funny dream, Gunma-chan. [18:08] Gunma-chan     It wasn't a dream, I really met them! [18:12] Yuumi     I'm jealous of your imagination, Onii-chan. [18:17] Gunma-chan     But it's true... [18:19] Dad     Come on, guys. Let kids be kids. [18:32] Gunma-chan     I really did see a ghost... [18:34] Ghost     Gunma-chan... [18:37] Ghost     Gunma-chan! [18:39] Ghost     I can't go to the restroom alone.     Can you come with me? [18:45] Gunma-chan     Okay! [18:51] Gunma-chan     Hurry and come out! [18:58] Ghost     Thanks, Gunma-chan. [19:00] Gunma-chan     You're welcome, Ghost-san. [19:03] Ghost     I went home yesterday and     told everyone about our adventure. [19:07] Ghost     They were really proud of me. [19:09] Gunma-chan     Really? That's nice. [19:12] Ghost     Did you tell your family about me, too? [19:15] Gunma-chan     Yeah! But they didn't believe me... [19:19] Ghost     I'm a ghost, so I can't be around     in the daytime... sorry. [19:23] Gunma-chan     That's okay, as long as I can see you now. [19:27] Ghost     That makes me real happy! [19:30] Gunma-chan     I'm happy, too! [19:33] Ghost     Um, Gunma-chan, can I ask you a favor? [19:38] Gunma-chan     Sure, what is it? [19:40] Ghost     Can you... be my friend? [19:44] Gunma-chan     What?! [19:46] Ghost     I'm sorry, never mind!     It was silly of me to ask... [19:51] Gunma-chan     No! [19:52] Gunma-chan     I meant we're already friends. [19:55] Ghost     What?! [19:58] Narrator     That was when Gunma-chan was overcome     with emotion and released his Gunma Power... [20:01] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [20:08] Ghost     Wow! Gunma Power is so cool! [20:11] Ghost     I feel a rush of energy! [20:13] Gunma-chan     That's good! [20:14] Ghost     Yeah, it's great! [20:16] Ghost     We're best friends now! [20:18] Gunma-chan     Yeah, we're best friends. [20:20] Narrator     "Best friends"... What a beautiful phrase. [20:25] Ghost     I just happened to come     to this house, but I'm so happy. [20:28] Gunma-chan     Me, too! [20:32] Ghost     Promise me we'll be friends forever! [20:35] Gunma-chan     Sure! I promise. [20:39] Ghost     One day, I'll be sure to scare you! [20:44] Gunma-chan     I dunno if I like that, but okay! [20:48] Ghost     If we ever fight, we have to make up. [20:51] Gunma-chan     There's so much we have to do. [20:53] Ghost     I'll stay in this house forever,     so please don't get rid of me! [20:58] Gunma-chan     Okay! [21:00] Narrator     There certainly are many ways     to meet new friends. [21:05] Narrator     Although I'm not sure Gunma-chan will ever     get to introduce Ghost-san to his family... [21:10] Narrator     I'm sure their friendship     will last for eternity. [21:20] Sign     See you [21:21] Gunma-chan     See you soon! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Ghost-san Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Do any of you have     anything you're crazy about? [23:07] Narrator     It may be a favorite game or anime, [23:09] Narrator     or serious competitions     like baseball or soccer. [23:11] Narrator     There are many ways to spend     time being immersed in something. [23:14] Narrator     I recommend taking some time     to relax every now and then, too. [23:20] Narrator     The next episode of Gunma-chan     is sure to be something to craze over! [23:23] Narrator     I hope you look forward to it! [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Off to the Auto Race! [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong      [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Eight8-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Koga Seika-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Mofu-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 15, Gunma Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Meemi-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 12, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Okkii Eri-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 48, Saitama Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Ishii Yui-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 7, Aichi Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 7 - Off to the Auto Race and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Off to the Auto Race!! [01:29] Sign     Off to the Auto Race!! [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Off to the Auto Race!" [01:38] Narrator     Have you ever witnessed a true battle? [01:46] Narrator     A motorcycle racing sport     spanning six laps around an [01:50] Narrator     oval track that is 500 meters long     and 30 meters wide. [01:54] Narrator     That is... Auto Race! [01:57] That is...Auto Race! {sorega; 1     There are roughly 400 auto     race riders across Japan. [02:00] Narrator     The youngest is 19 years old,     and the oldest is 75 years old. [02:04] Narrator     Female riders are also among them. [02:06] Narrator     It's truly a world measured solely by skill. [02:11] Joe     I'll show you... I can win! [02:11] Sign     Racer 1 [02:11] Sign     Joe [02:11] Sign     Passionate Rookie [02:15] Sign     Racer 6 [02:15] Sign     Micchi [02:15] Sign     Data Above All [02:17] Micchi     Calculation... complete. [02:20] Sign     Racer 7 [02:20] Sign     Ace [02:24] Sign     Racer 8 [02:24] Sign     King [02:24] Sign     Undisputed King [02:27] Announcer Haniwa     The riders have assumed     their starting positions... [02:30] Announcer Haniwa     And the blue lamp has turned off. [02:34] Announcer Haniwa     Three seconds until we begin... [02:36] ---     And they're off! [02:39] Announcer Haniwa     All racers are off to a good start. [02:40] Announcer Haniwa     Racer 1 leads the pack in numerical     order as we round the first corner. [02:45] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [02:46] Narrator     Racers run counter-clockwise, and all bikes     are specialized auto racing motorcycles. [02:53] Narrator     Handles are positioned     at different heights on each side, [02:55] Narrator     and there is no meter or brakes. [02:57] Narrator     Racers only rely on their 600cc engine,     which they control and maintain themselves. [03:04] Announcer Haniwa     So far it's been a quiet race... [03:08] Micchi     Exactly as planned! [03:09] Ace     I... go now! [03:12] Announcer Haniwa     We're at the final corner as Racer 6     and Racer 7 move up... [03:16] Announcer Haniwa     And that concludes lap one,     with Joe on Racer 1 in first place! [03:20] Joe     Perfect! I won the first lap. [03:23] Announcer Haniwa     Racer 6 and Racer 7 move     up as we round corner one. [03:26] Announcer Haniwa     And they're neck and neck with Racer 1! [03:27] Announcer Haniwa     Racer 1 leads the pack as we pass     the back straight... King is drawing closer! [03:32] Announcer Haniwa     Joe on Racer 1 comes in first, [03:34] Announcer Haniwa     but Micchi on Racer 6 and Ace     on Racer 7 are right behind him! [03:39] Joe     I've gotta keep the lead... [03:41] Ace+Micchi     We won't let you! [03:43] Announcer Haniwa     Rounding the second corner     as the lead shrinks and... [03:48] Announcer Haniwa     Racer Joe has moved down to third place! [03:50] Announcer Haniwa     Could his second-class     racer be his downfall?! [03:52] Micchi     Just as I planned, rookie! [03:54] Ace     See ya! [03:56] Joe     If I just had another 100cc! [03:59] Narrator     Typically, racers have 600cc engines, [04:03] Narrator     but rookies are required to use     500cc engines for a limited time. [04:08] Announcer Haniwa     Three laps left! [04:09] Announcer Haniwa     King on Racer 8 has     moved up to fourth place. [04:11] Joe     King's already caught up with me..! [04:14] Announcer Haniwa     Here's King drawing closer to     shooting distance with the rookie Joe... [04:18] Joe     He's coming! [04:20] Announcer Haniwa     And he's passed Joe effortlessly! [04:23] Announcer Haniwa     Perhaps Racer 1 has little luck     in keeping up in terms of simple force... [04:27] Joe     Fine, then! [04:28] Announcer Haniwa     At the third corner,     Joe has changed his positioning! [04:32] Announcer Haniwa     He's moved to the outside,     a specialty of second-class racers! [04:35] Announcer Haniwa     Can he get back in front     with two laps left?! [04:37] King     Alright kid, looks like you have brains. [04:41] Narrator     If I may... [04:43] Narrator     Since bikes aren't equipped with brakes, [04:45] Narrator     racers control their bike     through working the gas pedal. [04:48] Narrator     Second-class bikes are easier     to control given their lower horsepower. [04:54] Joe     I may have a second-class engine,     but that means I have less to worry about! [04:59] Joe     Now I can focus on... giving full speed! [05:02] Announcer Haniwa     Joe on Racer 1 catches up to top     place as we pass the second corner! [05:06] Joe     Yes! [05:08] Micchi     What?! [05:10] Announcer Haniwa     But the lead grows as we head down     the straight! Racer 1 can't keep up! [05:14] Joe     I'll go full force at the corner! [05:17] Announcer Haniwa     Joe lines up with the leading     pack as they slow down! [05:21] Announcer Haniwa     The blue flag is out... and somehow     Joe leads as we enter the final lap! [05:25] Announcer Haniwa     One lap left! [05:26] Joe     I got this! [05:29] Micchi     This is within calculation! [05:31] Ace     The final lap's all about power! [05:35] Micchi     This is the real battle... [05:38] Micchi     Add 5% to the data! [05:48] Joe     There's my chance! [05:50] Announcer Haniwa     Wipeout! [05:51] Announcer Haniwa     Racer 6 and Racer 7 fall as King     is forced to slow down! [05:54] Announcer Haniwa     And Joe on Racer 1 manages to get through! [05:56] Announcer Haniwa     The rookie Joe reaches top place     as King falls to second place! [05:59] Announcer Haniwa     Can he keep the lead as we     round the last two corners?! [06:01] Joe     I did it! I can win! I can beat King! [06:08] Joe     What?! [06:10] Announcer Haniwa     Here's the checkered flag... [06:12] Announcer Haniwa     And King crosses     the finish line in first place! [06:15] Announcer Haniwa     The rookie Joe fought valiantly,     but got a well-deserved second place! [06:21] Joe     Darn it! [06:35] Joe     That old geezer! [06:37] King     Hey, kid. [06:40] Joe     King-san... [06:42] King     Riders can last fifty years     in auto race if they want. [06:47] King     Make your best of it. [06:51] Joe     I'm no "kid"! I'm Joe! [06:55] King     Ha! [06:56] King     If you can pass me while I'm still alive,     maybe I'll call you by name. [07:04] ---     Don't get too cocky! [07:06] Joe     Stingy old man! [07:08] King     I can hear you! [07:11] Narrator     And so begun the long battle     between the rookie and the king... [07:16] Akio     Amazing! What a great rivalry! [07:19] Akio     So there you have it. [07:20] Akio     Anyone can become a superstar in auto race,     everyone from grandpas to young kids! [07:27] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [07:29] Akio     As a part of government-controlled sports,     it contributes to Gunma's culture! [07:35] Gunma-chan     I never knew that! [07:37] Akio     Auto race is even broadcast on real     television networks and the internet. [07:43] Gunma-chan     Wow! [07:47] Akio     It sure brings out the gambler's spirit! [07:53] Gunma-chan     Brings out what? [07:56] Akio     Just grown-up stuff... [07:59] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [08:01] Narrator     So that's that. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Auto Race Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Yayoihime's Angry Innovation [08:09] Sign     Yayoihime's Angry Innovation [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Yayoihime's Angry Innovation." [08:14] Yayoihime     I can't believe it! [08:17] Yayoihime     Sales are going down     for Yayoihime strawberries! [08:21] Yayoihime     Why is this happening?! [08:22] Servant A     Recognition of Yayoihime has spread... [08:25] Servant B     ...and as its popularity peaked... [08:28] Servant C     ...new brands of strawberries     came out one after another. [08:31] Mirror 1     Perhaps it's best to be patient for now. [08:34] Mirror 2     There's no such thing     as eternal growth in business. [08:38] Mirror 3     We can wait for the next Yayoihime boom. [08:43] Servant A     Of course, we haven't simply been     sitting around twiddling our thumbs. [08:47] Servant B     We've distributed flyers. [08:49] Servant C     And yesterday, our social media     account reached 1,000 followers. [08:55] Yayoihime     Those are all things I've done myself... [08:59] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Would you like some     strawberries? They're delicious! [09:04] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Here you go. [09:08] (Flashback) Girl     Yum! [09:10] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Right? [09:11] (Flashback) Girl's Mom     These strawberries are very good. [09:13] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Thank you. [09:15] (Flashback) Yayoihime     They're called "Yayoihime",     grown right here in Gunma. [09:19] (Flashback) Yayoihime     It's very sweet and has     a bright color and great shape. [09:23] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Have some delicious strawberries! [09:24] (Flashback) Older Lady     They're very good. [09:26] (Flashback) Child     So yummy! [09:27] (Flashback) Haniwa A     These are amazing! [09:29] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Would anyone like some sweet,     delicious Yayoihime strawberries? [09:35] (Flashback) Haniwas     So good! [09:37] Yayoihime     I hear you all loud and clear. [09:41] Yayoihime     I'm sorry for making you who support [09:44] Yayoihime     and consult me market strawberries     you don't even want to sell. [09:48] Mirror 1     Please, don't say that! [09:50] Mirror 2     You're showing great maturity, Princess. [09:53] Yayoihime     What a bunch of idiots... You think     you can say whatever you want? [09:58] Yayoihime     None of you have got a clue here! [10:02] Yayoihime     You all are absolutely useless! [10:06] Yayoihime     From here on out,     I expect nothing out of you! [10:10] Yayoihime     If you don't love living in     the Strawberry Kingdom and don't care [10:13] Yayoihime     to eat Yayoihime or spread their     deliciousness, you can get out! [10:18] Narrator     Supposedly, there were once company     leaders who spoke in a similar manner, [10:22] Narrator     but they are long gone. [10:24] Narrator     Yayoihime isn't actually serious     when she says this, [10:26] Narrator     but her deep love for Yayoihime     strawberries causes her to go overboard. [10:31] Narrator     On behalf of Yayoihime,     I apologize and take back her remarks. [10:44] Yayoihime     As Princess, I don't get paid     to work overtime or on weekends... [10:48] Yayoihime     But I have a dream! [10:50] Mirror 1     Let's give her some time to cool down. [10:53] Servant A     Like they say... "No curse     can come of a God untouched" [10:56] Mirror 2     You know, though, she's got some guts. [11:00] Yayoihime     I'll do it myself! I can do it! [11:08] Officer Haniwa     Oh, if it isn't Yayoihime-sama. [11:10] Officer Haniwa     Thanks to you, our Yayoihime     hydroponics farm has expanded greatly. [11:15] Officer Haniwa     It's helped us create     many jobs because of it. [11:20] Yayoihime     That's precisely why... [11:21] Officer Haniwa     Why...? [11:22] Yayoihime     I've prepared the next stage for you. [11:24] Haniwas     Next stage? [11:26] Sign     Yayoihime Land [11:26] Sign     Highly Confidential [11:26] Sign     Top Secret [11:27] Yayoihime     It's called... Yayoihime Land! [11:30] Haniwas     Yayoihime Land? [11:32] Yayoihime     A major amusement park     of Yayoihime strawberries! [11:38] Narrator     After this, Yayoihime passionately     delivered a legendary speech. [11:46] Sign     A few months later... [11:49] Aoma     Hey, did you hear about that new     Yayoihime Land in Haniwa Village? [11:52] Gunma-chan     I got an invitation! [11:54] Meemi     Something sounds fishy... [11:56] Sign     Welcome [11:56] Sign     Yayoihime Land [11:58] Sign     Free Admission          All-you-can-eat     Buffet          Free Tour [11:58] Sign     Yayoihime Land [11:59] Aoma     Cool, free admission! [12:01] Gunma-chan     Let's go inside! [12:07] Meemi     Hey, it's Yayoihime! [12:10] Sign     Yayoihime [12:11] Meemi     Let's all take turns!     Can you take a picture, Aoma? [12:13] Aoma     Okay! [12:18] Sign     Tour Zone [12:18] Sign     Passage [12:51] Meemi     I learned so much about Yayoihime! [12:56] Aoma     Who knew it was more than just tasty? [13:00] Gunma-chan     Yayoihime's so awesome! [13:03] Sign     Yayoihime Land     All-you-can-eat Entrance [13:05] Aoma     All-you-can-eat?! [13:07] Meemi     Completely free?! [13:09] Gunma-chan     Cool! [13:11] Sign     Yayoihime Buffet [13:11] Haniwa A     Everything at Yayoihime Land     is free of charge! [13:14] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi     Yay! [13:16] Sign     Yayoihime [13:19] Meemi     So cute! [13:21] Aoma     Gotta have the Yayoihime cookies! [13:21] Sign     I went to Yayoihime Land!     Strawberry Cookies [13:23] Gunma-chan     I want it all! [13:26] Gunma-chan     That was fun. [13:27] Aoma     Let's go again. [13:32] Meemi     Yayoihime Land was actually great. [13:36] Sign     Yayoihime [13:41] (Flashback) Yayoihime     At Yayoihime Land, we     won't take a cent from visitors. [13:44] (Flashback) Yayoihime     Instead, we'll get them hooked on Yayoihime     strawberries so they buy a bunch of souvenirs! [13:49] (Flashback) Officer Haniwa     A completely new business scheme! [13:53] Yayoihime     Exactly as planned... [13:55] Narrator     And like that, Yayoihime     Land became a sensation [13:58] Narrator     and brought even more     prosperity to Haniwa Village. [14:02] Servants+Mirrors     Yayoihime-sama! [14:04] Servant A     We were wrong. [14:07] Servant B     Please forgive us. [14:08] Servant C     We apologize. [14:10] Mirror 1     We'll serve you forever! [14:11] Mirror 2     To the ends of the earth! [14:13] Mirror 3     Yayoihime-sama! [14:15] Yayoihime     No worries! [14:17] Yayoihime     Let's continue working together to     spread the joy of Yayoihime strawberries. [14:20] Servants+Mirrors     Of course! [14:22] Sign     Unity [14:23] Narrator     The servants and mirrors went     on to establish a labor union [14:27] Narrator     and agreed to detailed terms     of employment with Yayoihime. [14:32] Yayoihime     It's essential for companies and employees to     reach a mutual agreement on work conditions. [14:40] Yayoihime     I hope you continue to     enjoy Yayoihime strawberries! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Yayoihime Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Taking It Easy [14:49] Sign     Taking It Easy [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Taking It Easy." [14:55] Akio     What a beautiful day. [14:57] Gunma-chan     It sure is. [14:59] Akio     This is so freeing. [15:02] Gunma-chan     Sure is. [15:04] Akio     Today's a day of total freedom. [15:06] Akio     I can go anywhere and do anything. [15:10] Gunma-chan     Like the theme park for grown-ups? [15:12] Akio     Tsk, tsk, tsk... [15:14] Akio     I have something even more     special in mind for today. [15:17] Gunma-chan     Cool, I'm excited! [15:20] Akio     Let's look for somewhere with a better view. [15:30] Akio     Around here should be good. [15:38] Akio     Perfect. [15:41] Gunma-chan     What now? [15:47] Akio     This is it! [15:50] Gunma-chan     What are we doing? [15:52] Akio     Taking it easy. [15:55] Gunma-chan     Taking it easy..? [15:56] Akio     That's right. We're not doing anything. [16:00] Gunma-chan     Oh... [16:07] Gunma-chan     Nothing's happening. [16:10] Akio     That's the point of taking it easy! [16:13] Gunma-chan     I'm... bored. [16:16] Akio     Exactly! [16:18] Akio     "Bored" and "taking it easy" are cousins. [16:21] Gunma-chan     They are? [16:23] Akio     Having nowhere to go. [16:25] Akio     Just gazing over the     beautiful scenery of Gunma. [16:29] Akio     Taking it easy while     giving your mind a rest... [16:31] Akio     It's a luxury, but it's boring. [16:35] Gunma-chan     I guess. [17:08] Narrator     Gunma-chan's uncle is no ordinary uncle. [17:12] Akio     Oh, hey, it's you! Come on out! [17:15] Gunma-chan     Come out! [17:20] Mini Haniwa     I just couldn't resist! [17:22] Mini Haniwa     As Gunma-chan's imaginary friend, [17:25] Mini Haniwa     I technically don't exist, but for now I do. [17:29] Akio     Don't sweat the small stuff. [17:31] Akio     We can leave that to the fanatics. [17:33] Akio     All we need to do right now is take it easy. [17:37] Gunma-chan     Let's take it easy! [17:38] Mini Haniwa     Okay, I'll do my best! [17:45] Mini Haniwa     Am I... doing it right? [17:48] Akio     Yeah, you sure are. You've got some chops. [17:52] Akio     For your first time, you're doing     a great job taking it easy. [17:57] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's taking it easy, too. [18:00] Akio     Yeah, Gunma-chan. [18:02] Akio     You're like the superstar of taking it easy. [18:08] Mini Haniwa     I've never taken it this easy     before, but I'm having fun. [18:13] Akio     Yup... [18:14] Akio     We live in a time where you do one thing     and a nay-sayer pops up before you know it. [18:20] Akio     Going nowhere and doing     nothing like this is [18:24] Akio     the perfect way to recharge     your mental batteries. [18:28] Mini Haniwa     Uncle Akio, where did you learn all this? [18:32] Akio     Nowhere, really. [18:33] Akio     I guess I bounced around     the hills of Hiragana Gunma [18:36] Akio     and tried my hand at     different jobs to make money. [18:40] Akio     Then, I dove into the world     of government-controlled sports [18:42] Akio     and consensually bought tickets     to learn the lessons of life. [18:48] Akio     Oh, I should mention these     tickets aren't for kids. [18:53] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa     Okay! [18:54] Akio     Anyways, today's about relaxing! [18:57] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa     Relaxing! [19:09] Akio     Alright! [19:11] Akio     Time to get up! [19:13] Akio     We're off to the next venue to take it easy! [19:16] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa     Take it easy... [19:19] Mini Haniwa     It may look like there are three people     riding this bike... but I don't exist, [19:24] Mini Haniwa     so technically, this isn't a     violation of the Road Traffic Law. [19:36] Akio     Taking it easy and taking it easy... [19:38] Akio     So we're taking it super easy today. [19:41] Gunma-chan     Yeah! Taking it super easy! [19:44] Mini Haniwa     Super super easy easy... [19:48] Mini Haniwa     I sense danger... [19:50] Akio     All you need to do is sit     in the warm water and relax. [19:55] Mini Haniwa     ...But I feel like this     place is... supremely relaxed! [20:11] Gunma-chan     This is awesome! [20:13] Akio     I'm anxious to get on their level,     but I'm not there yet. [20:18] Mini Haniwa     Who knew taking it easy could be so deep. [20:21] Akio     That's right. It's not easy to take it easy. [20:25] Gunma-chan     It's not boring at all. [20:29] Akio     "Relaxed"... "Bored"... They're both feelings. [20:33] Akio     And how you feel is all up to you... [20:37] Mini Haniwa     So deep... almost too deep... [20:39] Akio     Who cares whether it's deep or shallow? [20:42] Gunma-chan     Really? [20:43] Akio     Sure, the only thing that matters is     that it was your choice. [20:53] Akio     But for that, you gotta take     it easy every once in a while; [20:56] Akio     and refresh the mind and the body! [20:59] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa     Yes, sir! [21:01] Gunma-chan     This is a nice change of pace... [21:04] Akio     Right? [21:05] Akio     Adventures are all good and fun,     but let's take it slow sometimes, too! [21:09] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa     Super super easy easy! [21:14] Akio     Super super easy easy! [21:17] Akio     Sure is a great phrase. [21:20] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa     Super super easy easy! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Taking It Easy Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     Have you ever stopped     to think about "words"? [23:07] Narrator     Words have a special power,     which can be both good and bad. [23:13] Narrator     But for what it's worth,     it'd be nice if we could use words to [23:16] Narrator     help people have fun,     or make up with friends after a fight. [23:21] Narrator     That way, we can be word magicians! SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    What's Wrong, Gunma-chan? SIGN    and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Nijiiro Pony-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 60, Gunma Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Hagiwara Yumeno-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 9, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Shimaenaga-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 8, Saitama Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Neko-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Kou-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Aoi-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 8 - What's Wrong, Gunma-chan and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     What Will Meemi Do? [01:29] Sign     What Will Meemi Do? [01:30] Gunma-chan     "What Will Meemi Do?" [01:42] Aoma     We're sure taking it easy... [01:45] Gunma-chan     Sure are... [01:53] Meemi     It's nice to roll around     and take it easy all day, [01:57] Meemi     but why don't we act like     the kids we are and play? [02:02] Aoma     That sounds good, too. [02:04] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [02:05] Gunma-chan     Let's run around and play!     Like the kids we are! [02:22] Gunma-chan     That was awesome! [02:28] Meemi     Go, guys, go! [02:30] Aoma     This is so much fun! [02:32] Gunma-chan     Sure is! [02:34] Meemi     Phew, that was fun! Let's take a break. [02:38] Aoma     Yeah, sounds good! [02:41] Gunma-chan     Okay! [02:45] Meemi     Looks like I'm the leader of this group. [02:49] Meemi     I do always decide what to do, after all. [02:56] Gunma-chan     All this fun's got me hungry. [02:58] Aoma     Yeah, me too! [03:01] Meemi     We don't have anything to eat.     None of us brought food. [03:05] Gunma-chan+Aoma     But I'm hungry! I'm hungry! [03:09] Meemi     Hang on! Are these two being serious? [03:09] Gunma-chan+Aoma     I'm hungry! I'm hungry!     I'm hungry! I'm hungry! [03:13] Gunma-chan+Aoma     I'm hungry! I'm hungry!     I'm hungry! I'm hungr— [03:18] Meemi     Stop! [03:21] Meemi     Didn't I just explain     that we don't have any food? [03:24] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Yeah. [03:26] Meemi     Then you can understand     why yelling that you're [03:30] Meemi     hungry and throwing a fit     won't solve anything! [03:33] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Yeah. [03:34] Meemi     So why are you doing it? [03:37] Meemi     The more you waste your energy,     the hungrier you'll get. [03:41] Meemi     Why can't you understand     something so simple? [03:43] Aoma     But Meemi, think about it! [03:46] Aoma     We're still just kids! Is it bad for     kids to say what's on their mind? [03:54] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [03:55] Aoma     We're gonna have to bear all sorts of     things when we grow up, anyways! [04:01] Meemi     Just cause we're kids, doesn't     mean we can do whatever we want. [04:05] Aoma     But we won't be able to when we're older! [04:08] Aoma     We might as well do it while we still can! [04:11] Aoma     We still pay kids prices on trains     and buses, and we can't drive. [04:15] Aoma     We can't drink alcohol. [04:16] Aoma     The fact that we can't vote is all     the more proof we're not grown-ups! [04:21] Gunma-chan     You're right. [04:24] Meemi     What's up with these     two... they're such a drag! [04:27] Meemi     I thought they'd be easy to manipulate and     suddenly they're talking about their rights? [04:34] Meemi     Fine! [04:35] Meemi     Then go ahead and throw     a fit as much as you want. [04:37] Meemi     I won't stop you. [04:39] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Great! Yay! [04:41] Gunma-chan+Aoma     I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry! [04:48] Aoma     I'm hungry! [04:50] Gunma-chan     I'm hungry! [04:51] Aoma     I'm hungry! [04:53] Gunma-chan     I'm hungry! [04:54] Aoma     I'm hungry! [04:56] Gunma-chan     I'm hungry! [04:58] Gunma-chan     I'm hungry! [05:00] Aoma     I'm hungry! [05:02] Gunma-chan     I'm hungry! [05:04] Aoma     I'm hungry! [05:05] Gunma-chan     I'm hungry! [05:12] Meemi     Ugh, this is so freaking annoying!     What's wrong with them?! [05:15] Meemi     I was just letting them get     their way so they'd shut up. [05:17] Meemi     I can't believe they're going out of     their way to get even louder! [05:20] Meemi     I'm all for gender equality but it's     tough to advocate for these two! [05:26] Aoma     I can't take it anymore... [05:28] Gunma-chan     Me, neither... [05:30] Meemi     See? I told you to give it up! [05:34] Aoma     But we can't know     if it's for real until we try. [05:38] Gunma-chan     We sure know now... [05:41] Meemi     Looks like you two lack imagination. [05:46] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Imagination?! [05:48] Meemi     Say there was a car coming towards us. [05:52] Meemi     If you stood still and the car didn't stop,     it would cause a terrible crash, wouldn't it? [05:58] Meemi     But if you just thought about     what would happen beforehand, [06:02] Meemi     you could prevent it. See? [06:08] Gunma-chan     That's true. [06:10] Aoma     You're a genius, Meemi! [06:12] Meemi     I know, right? [06:14] Aoma     But... [06:15] Meemi     What? [06:16] Aoma     I get that you're right in theory. [06:19] Meemi     Then what's the problem? [06:22] Aoma     There's no adventure or dream in that! [06:27] Meemi     Adventure...? Dream?! [06:32] Gunma-chan     You're right, there aren't any. [06:39] Gunma-chan     G-Gunma-chan doesn't need     any adventure or dreams! [06:54] Mom     Today we have... green curry, chocolate lava,     and panna cotta-flavored yaki-manju! [07:04] Gunma-chan     So yummy! [07:05] Aoma     The spicy ones are good! [07:07] Meemi     Sweet yaki-manju are amazing! [07:10] Mom     I'm glad you like them! [07:13] Meemi     Gunma-chan's mom? [07:15] Mom     What is it? [07:18] Gunma-chan     These are great! [07:20] Aoma     Yeah, they are! [07:23] Meemi     Are all boys like that? [07:26] Mom     I can't say it too loud, but... to be honest,     they're the same grown-up, too. [07:36] Dad     Hey, what are you two whispering about? [07:38] Meemi     N-Nothing! [07:40] Mom     Meemi-chan and I were just     discerning the state of the world and [07:43] Mom     discussing how to manipulate around it! [07:47] Meemi     Yup! After today, I totally understand! [07:57] Aoma     So good! [07:58] Gunma-chan     This is yummy! [07:59] Narrator     It was a day of many discoveries. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Meemi Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Daruma vs. Haniwa [08:09] Sign     Daruma vs. Haniwa [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Daruma vs. Haniwa." [08:14] Daruma A     Thank you for making the time to come by! [08:19] Gunma-chan     No problem! [08:22] Daruma A     Today, we'll be presenting a ritual of ours.     It's only held once every four years! [08:28] Gunma-chan     Ritual? [08:29] Daruma A     It's basically a meeting     to celebrate being Daruma! [08:34] Gunma-chan     Oh, that's cool. [08:37] Daruma A     As a honorary citizen of the Daruma Tribe,     we would love for you to see it. [08:41] Gunma-chan     Okay. [08:45] Daruma A     This is where our ritual will take place. [08:47] Daruma A     It's meant to spread our existence     as the Daruma Tribe across the world. [08:52] Gunma-chan     Wow, that's cool. [08:55] Daruma A     Yes, I hope you enjoy it! [08:59] Haniwa A     Is that... Gunma-chan? [09:01] Gunma-chan     Hey! [09:02] Haniwa A     I visited to call on you     as a honorary citizen of [09:06] Haniwa A     the Haniwa Tribe,     but you happened to be away. [09:09] Gunma-chan     I was invited out by Daruma-san. [09:11] Daruma A     We are holding our Daruma     Tribe ritual here today. [09:15] Haniwa A     Ritual?! Oh... [09:19] Haniwa A     We're actually holding our Haniwa     Convention here today, as well! [09:24] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [09:27] Daruma A     What a coincidence. [09:28] Haniwa A     Yes, how very strange. [09:30] Narrator     You could call it     a curious encounter of fate. [09:34] Daruma A     How interesting that our rituals      overlap both in time and place... [09:38] Haniwa A     Perhaps it was God's will! [09:41] Gunma-chan     Sounds complicated. [09:43] Haniwa+Daruma     Now! Let's begin! [09:50] Daruma A     We will begin by portraying     the history of Daruma with Daruma. [09:54] Daruma A     The basic principle of Daruma     is the circle, the ring. [09:59] Daruma A     From one... to two. [10:02] Daruma A     And... [10:06] Daruma A     Three! [10:08] Daruma A     And so it keeps growing. [10:11] Daruma A     This circle represents     the Daruma's way of life. [10:16] Gunma-chan+Haniwa A     Wow! [10:18] Gunma-chan     Awesome! [10:20] Haniwa A     Hang on right there! [10:21] Daruma A     What's the matter? [10:23] Haniwa A     We will also begin our Haniwa ritual! [10:27] Haniwa A     And I propose for... [10:29] Haniwa A     Gunma-chan to decide     which ritual is superior! [10:33] Daruma A     ...Very well! [10:35] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan hasn't said yes... [10:38] Haniwa A     Now it's getting interesting! [10:40] Daruma A     Haniwa-san is my best friend,     but I can't let you win this battle of pride! [10:47] Haniwa A     And neither can I! [10:49] Haniwa A     We'll let Gunma-chan decide. [10:51] Daruma A     Agreed! [10:53] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan hasn't said yes... [10:56] Haniwa A     Good luck! [10:57] Daruma A     You, too! [10:58] Gunma-chan     Are you guys listening? [11:04] Haniwa A     The basic principle     of Haniwa is the quadrate. [11:07] Haniwa A     It can be a square, [11:14] Haniwa A     or a diamond, [11:19] Haniwa A     or a trapezoid. [11:23] Gunma-chan     Cool! [11:26] Haniwa A     We're just getting started! [11:30] Haniwa A     The pulsing quadrate represents     the Haniwa's energy to live. [11:38] Haniwa A     These shapes depict our ambition     to go above and beyond! [11:43] Haniwa A     Haniwa-ha-ha! [11:45] Daruma A     That's nothing! [11:47] Daruma A     Our circle! Ring! The power of curves! [11:50] Haniwa A     No! Our square! Four     beautiful, straight lines! [11:55] Daruma A     Circle! [11:57] Haniwa A     Square! [12:01] Gunma-chan     They're both awesome! [12:05] Daruma Mob 1     I have zero regrets in my life... [12:07] Daruma Mob 2     I put it all on the table... [12:10] Haniwa Mob     I'll never be able to     perform like that again... [12:13] Gunma-chan     Wow, they're all so tired... [12:15] Haniwa A+Daruma A     Now, Gunma-chan... [12:18] Haniwa A     This is no competition,     but which performance was better? [12:22] Daruma A     We need to make sure we record the results. [12:26] Haniwa A+Daruma A     Now, Gunma-chan... which was superior?! [12:31] Gunma-chan     Umm... They were both good! [12:35] Haniwa A+Daruma A     Huh? [12:36] Haniwa A     Gunma-chan... [12:38] Gunma-chan     Yeah..? [12:39] Haniwa A     That is an insult to our tribe. [12:42] Daruma A     It may be harsh,     but this is a matter of pride. [12:47] Gunma-chan     Oh, right... [12:49] Narrator     In that moment, Gunma-chan     found himself in a true pickle... [12:53] Narrator     and unleashed his Gunma Power! [13:00] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [13:12] Daruma A     Suddenly I feel so warm and fuzzy... [13:14] Haniwa A     Let's stop arguing! [13:17] Gunma-chan     Phew! [13:19] Haniwa+Daruma     So? Which one won? [13:22] Gunma-chan     Huh? [13:23] Haniwa+Daruma     Gunma-chan, please decide! [13:27] Gunma-chan     Come on, why can't you both win? [13:31] Haniwa A     That's not... [13:32] Daruma A     ...possible! [13:35] Daruma A     Between our Daruma's     expression of the circle... [13:37] Haniwa A     ...and the Haniwa's strong     expression of the square! [13:40] Haniwa+Daruma     Which is it?! [13:43] Gunma-chan     But you could do so much more     if you had both circles and squares! [13:47] Haniwa+Daruma     What?! [13:49] Daruma A     A circle... [13:50] Haniwa A     ... and a square... [13:51] Haniwa+Daruma     Both? [13:53] Gunma-chan     Like... a keyhole-shaped kofun! [13:56] Daruma+Haniwa     Wow! [14:11] Gunma-chan     Or a Daruma-san sitting on a flat cushion! [14:17] Daruma+Haniwa     Wow! [14:20] Gunma-chan     See? [14:20] Gunma-chan     If Daruma-san and Haniwa-san work together,     you could do so many great things! [14:26] Narrator     So it's not so much about fighting,     but coming together and joining the two. [14:32] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan! [14:36] Narrator     The following year, [14:37] Narrator     the event was changed into     a friendly competition [14:39] Narrator     between mixed teams     to reach even greater heights. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Come Together Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     What's Wrong, Gunma-chan? [14:49] Sign     What's Wrong, Gunma-chan? [14:50] Gunma-chan     "What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?" [14:57] Aoma     If you have something you     wanna say, spit it out! [15:03] Aoma     I can't know what you want     unless you tell me! [15:09] Aoma     I just wanna talk to you! [15:16] Meemi     Hang on, Aoma! [15:18] Aoma     What, Meemi?! [15:20] Meemi     It's not cool of you to yell at Gunma-chan     like that just because he's being quiet! [15:25] Gunma-chan     Yeah, not cool! [15:27] Aoma     Hey... don't tell me I'm the bad guy now! [15:31] Meemi     What's that about?! [15:33] Meemi     Don't talk like you're always the victim! [15:38] Gunma-chan     Yeah, that's right! [15:42] Meemi     Gunma-chan, your attitude     isn't great, either. [15:47] Meemi     You keep agreeing with me     without saying anything yourself. [15:52] Gunma-chan     R-Really? [15:53] Aoma     Yeah, that's right! [15:58] Aoma     That's not cool, Gunma-chan! [16:00] Meemi     Not good at all, Gunma-chan! [16:05] Narrator     Gunma-chan is in a pickle! [16:10] Narrator     And in that moment, Gunma-chan     unleashed his Gunma Power! [16:28] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [16:38] Aoma+Meemi     Hey, I feel warm and fuzzy! [16:42] Aoma+Meemi     But that has nothing to do with this! [16:47] Aoma     It's not a bad thing that you accept     things without sweating the small stuff. [16:52] Meemi     But that can't go over well every time. [17:03] Meemi     You may not stay the main     character if this keeps up. [17:08] Aoma     The emergence of a charming     rival... happens all the time! [17:12] Meemi     It's not like you can be popular forever. [17:15] Aoma     You'll dig yourself into     a hole if you get too [17:17] Aoma     full of yourself all cause     you get special treatment! [17:21] Narrator     Just to chime in, [17:22] Narrator     "dig yourself into     a hole" means to get in a bad [17:24] Narrator     situation that you     won't be able to get out of. [17:28] Narrator     Which would be quite scary. [17:40] Aoma     I'm only telling you the hard     truth as your best friend! [17:44] Meemi     Yeah, I'm only saying this     because I love you! [17:48] Aoma     You gotta give it a rest and speak up more! [17:52] Meemi     We're only asking to hear     how you really feel! [17:59] Narrator     Gunma-chan is really, really in a pickle! [18:10] Narrator     That was when Gunma-chan found     himself in a real, real pickle. [18:15] Narrator     So much so, that he went away. [18:23] Aoma     Huh? Gunma-chan? [18:25] Meemi     What's wrong, Gunma-chan? [18:34] Narrator     Uh oh! When a character's eyes turn     red in an anime, it's never a good sign. [18:42] Gunma-chan     What a bunch of idiots... You think     you can say whatever you want? [18:48] Aoma     Huh? [18:49] Meemi     Gunma-chan..? [18:51] Gunma-chan     Don't act like you know me... Gunma-chan? Ha! [18:56] Gunma-chan     You're right, I'm also the real Gunma-chan. [18:59] Gunma-chan     But no real friend would     use mean words to push [19:02] Gunma-chan     their own best friend     to the brink like that! [19:05] Gunma-chan     Even if God himself let it slide... [19:08] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan won't forgive you! [19:20] Aoma     What's going on..? [19:22] Meemi     Is this an evil spirit talking? [19:25] Gunma-chan     Shaddup, shaddup! I can't take it anymore! [19:31] Aoma     W-What's up with you? [19:34] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's a good kid.     He isn't troubling anyone! [19:39] Aoma+Meemi     I guess that's true... [19:41] Gunma-chan     We gotta choose our words carefully! [19:44] Gunma-chan     Cuts so deep, leaves a scar!     Hard to heal, feel it real! [19:49] Gunma-chan     Eat daifuku, give it up!     Try again, release some heat! [19:52] Gunma-chan     The pain flows out, pollutes what's near! [19:55] Gunma-chan     Emits bad vibes, dims the world! [20:00] Aoma+Meemi     We're sorry, Gunma-chan! [20:04] Gunma-chan     Nah, cut it out! [20:05] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's real spiteful.     He'll never forget! [20:11] Aoma+Meemi     Please forgive us! [20:14] Gunma-chan     Never forget! Spite forever!     Never forget! Spite forever! [20:22] Aoma+Meemi     Nooooo! [20:25] Aoma     I was wrong! [20:27] Meemi     Please, come back, Gunma-chan! [20:33] Gunma-chan     Hey, Aoma and Meemi are in trouble. [20:44] Gunma-chan     I'm back! [20:48] Aoma     Gunma-chan? [20:49] Gunma-chan     That's me! [20:51] Meemi     You're back? [20:53] Gunma-chan     I was always here! [20:59] Meemi     Thank goodness! [21:03] Aoma     I love you, normal Gunma-chan! [21:06] Meemi     You're awesome, usual Gunma-chan! [21:09] Narrator     Even if you're friends, it's important     to be careful with our words. [21:13] Narrator     Let's be grateful for our friends     and remember to play nice. [21:19] Gunma-chan     We should all try! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Friends Power... 100%! SIGN    Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     What do you all do when you lack motivation? [23:06] Narrator     Allow me to introduce my     favorite way to respond. [23:09] Narrator     And that's to accept     the unmotivated side of you. [23:13] Narrator     Loosen up and tell yourself,     "This stuff happens!" [23:18] Narrator     You'll notice your heart feels lighter     and motivation will come flowing back! [23:22] Narrator     I hope you'll try it out. [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Enter, the Lazy One [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Uguisuboya no Kyosuke-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 4, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Tamura Touma-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Hacchan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 10, Gunma Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Takahashi Taigo-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Zero-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 22, Kanagawa Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Ayami-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 9 - Enter, the Lazy One and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Enter, the Lazy One [01:29] Sign     Enter, the Lazy One [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Enter, the Lazy One." [01:37] Gunma-chan     Hi, Wise One. [01:39] Wise One     Hello, Gunma-chan. [01:41] Gunma-chan     So I have lots I wanna ask you! [01:45] Wise One     Stop! [01:48] Wise One     I may have been the "Wise One"     until yesterday, but... [01:52] Gunma-chan     But..? [01:54] Wise One     Starting today, I'm the Lazy One. [01:58] Narrator     Allow me to explain. [01:58] Sign     "Monogusa" means... [01:59] Sign     A lack of motivation; laziness [01:59] Narrator     In Japanese, "monogusa" means to lack     motivation and feel lazy about many things. [02:02] Sign      [02:05] Narrator     It sounds similar to "monoshiri",     the word for "wise", [02:05] Sign     Monoshiri [02:06] Sign     Monogusa [02:08] Narrator     but their meanings are quite different. [02:10] Wise One     That means... [02:12] Wise One     The Wise One is no longer here     to answer Gunma-chan's questions. [02:22] Gunma-chan     Where did the old Wise One go? [02:25] Wise One     Nowhere. He's just bored     of doing his daily routine. [02:31] Gunma-chan     Even though he's an adult? [02:33] Wise One     Gunma-chan... [02:34] Wise One     Adults struggle much more     with feeling bored, [02:36] Wise One     unmotivated, or just lazy     about a lot of things. [02:40] Gunma-chan     You told me this before, too. [02:42] Wise One     The good thing about being old     is you can repeat things over and over. [02:46] Gunma-chan     Even though you're an adult? [02:47] Wise One     Adults who don't complain     are just holding it in. [02:51] Gunma-chan     Really? [02:53] Wise One     Those like me who've lived for a long time, [02:54] Wise One     gained knowledge and experience,     and taught others as an educator... [02:59] Wise One     They end up living their     final days in a daze. [03:03] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that. [03:04] Wise One     What would you like to be when you grow up? [03:08] Gunma-chan     I guess a voice actor for anime? [03:11] Wise One     Yes! I've done that! [03:14] Wise One     I became a popular voice actor     and starred in many shows. [03:16] Wise One     I even created my own     successful talent agency. [03:19] Gunma-chan     That's awesome! [03:21] Wise One     It grew too big for my liking,     so I passed on the torch. [03:24] Wise One     I sometimes drop by when my role is needed. [03:27] Gunma-chan     I had no clue... [03:28] Wise One     All people have a past. [03:30] Wise One     I've experienced most things under the sun. [03:33] Gunma-chan     I wanna be a pro soccer player, too. [03:36] Wise One     Yes! I've done that, too! [03:39] Wise One     I became a pro athlete     and went on to coach, as well. [03:42] Wise One     I even became a professional critic. [03:44] Gunma-chan     Wow! [03:46] Wise One     I've worked in many other professions, [03:49] Wise One     and did fairly well in all     of them, but... I'm bored. [03:53] Gunma-chan     Oh. [03:54] Wise One     After experiencing many jobs,     I helped younger people achieve their dreams. [03:59] Wise One     I tried my best to do my part in making     the world a better place, but now... [04:05] Gunma-chan     You're bored? [04:07] Wise One     Indeed. [04:08] Gunma-chan     That can't be helped. [04:10] Wise One     No, it cannot. [04:15] Narrator     That's it for today, folks.     Thanks for tuning in! [04:17] Sign     Gu [04:17] Sign     The End [04:19] Gunma-chan     No, it's not! [04:23] Gunma-chan     It's okay. I won't ask any more questions. [04:26] Wise One     Not that the Lazy One will answer, anyway. [04:29] Gunma-chan     What could help turn     you back to the Wise One? [04:32] Wise One     Ah, how deep. A good question, indeed. [04:35] Wise One     I almost feel the urge to answer it. [04:37] Wise One     But... it's not easy to reignite     a fire once it's put out. [04:43] Gunma-chan     But it's not totally gone yet, is it? [04:46] Wise One     I suppose that's true. [04:50] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [04:58] Gunma-chan     Do you feel like the Wise One again? [05:00] Wise One     Not so much, but... [05:01] Wise One     I do feel extremely hungry! [05:03] Wise One     I need to eat a super     deluxe party size yakisoba! [05:11] Gunma-chan     Hey, Lazy One? [05:14] Wise One     You don't mind calling me by that name? [05:17] Gunma-chan     It's crazy that you can eat a super deluxe     party size yakisoba even though you're lazy. [05:23] Wise One     Did it surprise you? [05:25] Gunma-chan     Thanks for hanging out with me     for so long even though you're lazy. [05:30] Wise One     How flattering. [05:31] Wise One     I'm not good at accepting compliments. [05:34] Sign     Nap Time [05:36] Sign     One hour later... [05:40] Gunma-chan     We've done this before, too. [05:43] Wise One     Perhaps we have, and perhaps not. [05:46] Wise One     No matter either way. [05:49] Gunma-chan     I'm glad you're here with me     even though you feel lazy! [05:54] Wise One     Gunma-chan, what did you just say? [05:57] Gunma-chan     Even though you feel lazy? [05:58] Wise One     No, before that. [06:00] Gunma-chan     I'm glad you're here with me. [06:02] Gunma-chan     I'm glad... you're here     with me... you're here... with me... [06:13] Gunma-chan     What's happening? [06:14] Wise One     The fire within me just came ablaze! [06:17] Gunma-chan     That's good! [06:18] Wise One     It's all thanks to you, Gunma-chan! [06:20] Gunma-chan     Really? It is? [06:22] Wise One     I was considering whether it was about     time for me to leave this world. [06:26] Wise One     But you complimented me as I was... [06:28] Gunma-chan     That's because you're awesome. [06:30] Wise One     When you get old,     no one notices you anymore... [06:33] Wise One     But I realize now that I have someone     who understands me... you, Gunma-chan! [06:38] Gunma-chan     I don't really get it, but yeah! [06:40] Wise One     When you live to be as old as me,     you learn the depth of the world's problems. [06:45] Wise One     You become angry     with your own powerlessness. [06:48] Wise One     And you despair that you can't do anything, [06:51] Wise One     which makes it even harder     to do anything at all... [06:53] Gunma-chan     So that's what it was. [06:54] Wise One     But, I realize that even an old man     like me still has the potential to act! [07:00] Gunma-chan     That's good! [07:01] Wise One     Even if it's only one person... [07:03] Wise One     I can keep going as long as there's     someone who respects and supports me! [07:07] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [07:09] Wise One     As of right now,     I'm graduating as the Lazy One! [07:13] Wise One     I am now the New Wise One! [07:15] Gunma-chan     Then Gunma-chan will be Super Gunma-chan! [07:18] Narrator     They're both actually the same,     but what's important is how they feel. [07:23] Wise One     Peter Piper picked     a peck of pickled peppers! [07:25] Wise One     Betty Botter bought some butter! [07:27] Wise One     How much wood would a woodchuck chuck     if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! [07:29] Gunma-chan     Cool! Peter Piper picked     a peck of pickled peppers! [07:31] Gunma-chan     Betty Botter bought some butter! [07:33] Gunma-chan     How much wood would a woodchuck chuck     if a woodchuck could chuck wood?! [07:35] Wise One     Lemme answer all your curious questions! [07:38] Gunma-chan     I gotta lotta questions I'm curious to ask! [07:40] Wise One     I'm full of motivation     and got plenty of energy! [07:42] Wise One     I can answer them all,     the Wise One, that's me! [07:45] Gunma-chan     I'm full of motivation     and got plenty of energy! [07:47] Gunma-chan     I'll ask them one by one,     Gunma-chan, that's me! [07:48] Wise One     Another day full of answers,     I can solve them all! [07:50] Gunma-chan     Everyone's jolly, circle them all! [07:53] Gunma-chan+Wise One     Thank you! [07:54] Narrator     They seem to make a great pair. [07:58] Narrator     I hope we can all keep     the fire within us burning. [08:02] Wise One+Gunma-chan     Hot! [08:04] Gunma-chan     Wise One Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma [08:09] Sign     The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma [08:10] Gunma-chan     "The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma." [08:18] Ninja Cat     The elder sister cat! [08:19] Ninja Cat     And the younger sister... [08:20] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [08:21] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [08:23] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [08:27] Mom     I never get bored of seeing that! [08:30] Gunma-chan     Ninja are awesome! [08:32] Ninja Cat     We've actually come with a     request for you today, ma'am. [08:36] Mom     Oh, what might that be? [08:42] Mom     Here, have some if you'd like. [08:44] Ninja Cat     I beg your pardon! [08:46] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [08:47] Gunma-chan     I beg your pardon! [08:51] Gunma-chan     How delightful. [08:53] Ninja Cat     A true delicacy! [08:55] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [08:56] Mom     I'm glad you like them! [09:02] Ninja Cat     Hot tea is good for the soul. [09:05] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [09:08] Gunma-chan     Yaki-manju and tea pair real well! [09:16] Mom     Oh, wasn't there something to ask me? [09:19] Ninja Cat     Yes, that's right! [09:21] Ninja Mouse     Request! [09:25] Ninja Cat     The Ninja Sisters are actually     pondering our future path... [09:31] Mom     Future path? [09:33] Ninja Cat     We've been fortunate     to live comfortably here at [09:36] Ninja Cat     Gunma-chan's home and opening     a ninja gymnastics school, but... [09:41] Ninja Mouse     ...thinking of the future... [09:45] Ninja Cat     ...we're wondering if it's time     to close shop and take our leave. [09:49] Ninja Mouse     Squeak... [09:51] Mom     Is that so... I get your concerns, but... [09:58] Ninja Cat     Traditionally, we must live     in the shadows as a secret entity... [10:03] Narrator     Ninjas used to be what we     typically call "spies" today. [10:07] Narrator     Historically, ninjas would carry out     work that was considered illegal. [10:12] Ninja Mouse     With your order, I'd happily... [10:16] Ninja Mouse     Take anyone out. [10:19] Mom     I get that's your tradition. [10:21] Mom     But that's not allowed today. [10:24] Ninja Cat     Yes, we are well aware... [10:26] Ninja Cat     I thought we came     to accept this truth, but... [10:30] Ninja Mouse     It's in our ninja blood... Squeak [10:35] Gunma-chan     Then what if you went back to being ninja? [10:38] Mom     Gunma-chan, their whole dilemma is     that's not possible in today's day and age. [10:43] Gunma-chan     What if it's secret? [10:46] Ninja Sisters     S-Secret?! [10:48] Gunma-chan     You can be real ninja     acting like retired ninja. [10:54] Ninja Sisters     What?! [10:55] Gunma-chan     And only Mom knows the truth. [10:58] Mom     What?! [11:01] Gunma-chan     You guys can carry out missions under     the top secret orders of Mom! [11:07] Mom     That's kind of cool. All secret! [11:10] Mom     And if anyone finds out... [11:15] Ninja Mouse     Take them out? [11:18] Gunma-chan     No! Don't take out Gunma-chan! [11:21] Gunma-chan     I'm your pupil, ninja-san! [11:23] Ninja Cat     True... [11:24] Ninja Cat     no offing any followers     unless there's a betrayal. [11:28] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [11:30] Mom     Yeah, I think that solves things! [11:34] Ninja Cat     I feel a surge of energy!     Let's go for a mock battle! [11:51] Ninja Mouse     Clone Technique! Squeak [11:58] Mom     Perfect! So many clones to help me     with cleaning and groceries! [12:03] Ninja Cat     The elder sister cat! [12:04] Ninja Cat     And the younger sister... [12:05] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [12:06] Ninja Cat     We are the Ninja Sisters! [12:08] Ninja Cat     Come to answer your call! [12:11] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's a ninja, too! [12:14] Mom     A great performance! [12:16] Ninja Cat     Yes, ma'am! [12:19] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [12:21] Gunma-chan     Ninjas are cool! [12:23] Narrator     Not much has changed, but it looks as though     the Ninja Sisters have solved their problem. [12:31] Mom     As your boss, I will now     give you your first mission! [12:35] Ninja Sisters     Yes, as you wish, ma'am! [12:39] Mom     I order you to keep this pact     a secret forever! [12:42] Mom     You can't even tell Dad or Yuumi! [12:45] Ninja Sisters     Roger that! [12:48] Gunma-chan     But Gunma-chan might spill the secret... [12:51] Ninja Sisters     What?! [12:52] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan likes secrets,     but I also like talking about secrets, too... [12:57] Mom     I guess it can't be helped... [13:00] Mom     Then Dad and Yuumi will join our pact! [13:03] Mom     How's that? [13:04] Ninja Sisters     Yes! [13:05] Gunma-chan     Roger that! [13:08] Narrator     Perhaps this is how secrets     become not-so-secret anymore... [13:14] Narrator     And in that moment, [13:15] Narrator     Gunma-chan found himself so happy     that he unleashed his Gunma Power! [13:32] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [13:42] Dad     What are you guys talking     about? Secret stuff? [13:45] Yuumi     Yuumi wants to know, too! [13:48] Mom     Okay! [13:50] Narrator     This is how Gunma-chan's family became     a seemingly normal family [13:55] Narrator     that actually leads a pair     of real ninja acting as retired ninja. [13:59] Narrator     The Ninja Sisters went     on to become handymen of sorts, [14:03] Narrator     accepting legal work in secrecy under     the orders of Mom, their leader. [14:09] Dad     I don't fully understand yet,     but I support it! [14:13] Yuumi     Yuumi will secretly post information online! [14:17] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan will... umm... do stuff, too! [14:23] Mom     This is getting fun! [14:26] Ninja Cat     I've gained confidence in myself as a ninja! [14:29] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [14:30] Mom     Believe in yourselves and let's go! [14:33] Mom     We'll make this the era of ninjas! [14:36] Ninja Sisters     Yes, ma'am! [14:38] Gunma-chan     Secretly, of course! [14:40] Narrator     They are ninjas, after all! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Ninja Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Haniwa Have It Tough, Too [14:49] Sign     Haniwa Have It Tough, Too [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Haniwa Have It Tough, Too." [14:56] Gunma-chan     It's so nice out... huh? [15:04] Haniwa E     Hello, Gunma-chan. [15:06] Gunma-chan     Hello, Haniwa-san. [15:09] Haniwa E     It sure is nice out today. [15:11] Haniwa E     Although, it's pitch black underground... [15:14] Gunma-chan     You're all alone today? [15:20] Haniwa E     ...I knew you wouldn't be able to tell. [15:23] Gunma-chan     Tell what? [15:24] Haniwa E     That I'm different from usual. [15:26] Gunma-chan     Huh? [15:27] Haniwa E     Can't you tell? I'm not the same as usual. [15:31] Gunma-chan     You are Haniwa-san, aren't you? [15:34] Haniwa E     Of course, but what's different about me? [15:38] Gunma-chan     Okay, let me try! [15:39] Haniwa E     Please do. [15:45] Haniwa E     ...Well? [15:47] Gunma-chan     I can't tell. [15:49] Gunma-chan     I'm sorry that I can't figure it out. [15:53] Haniwa E     It's okay. [15:54] Haniwa E     Maybe my expectations were too high. [15:58] Gunma-chan     Yeah, high expectations are never great. [16:01] Haniwa E     I see that now... [16:03] Haniwa E     No, it's fine! [16:07] Haniwa E     I'll tell you what's different! [16:09] Haniwa E     You know the four Haniwa      that you usually talk to? [16:14] Gunma-chan     Yeah, sure. [16:16] Haniwa E     Let's call them A, B, C, D     from left to right to tell them apart. [16:22] Gunma-chan     Okay. [16:23] Haniwa E     That would make me..? [16:27] Gunma-chan     Oh! You're not Haniwa-san A, B, C, or D! [16:31] Haniwa E     That's right! [16:32] Haniwa E     I suppose you could call me     Haniwa E, if that helps. [16:36] Gunma-chan     Oh, I get it now. [16:38] Gunma-chan     Nice to meet you, Haniwa E-san. [16:40] Haniwa E     Oh, nice to meet you, too... [16:42] Haniwa E     I mean, no! That's not it! [16:45] Gunma-chan     It isn't? [16:46] Haniwa E     This isn't the first time     we've met, Gunma-chan. [16:50] Haniwa E     Although... we've barely ever spoken. [16:56] Haniwa E     But I've always been nearby. [16:58] Sign     Yaki-manju [17:00] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [17:02] Narrator     In stories, there are main characters, [17:04] Narrator     supporting roles, and     many other unnoticed roles. [17:10] Haniwa E     Do you understand? [17:11] Gunma-chan     Understand what? [17:13] Haniwa E     You've only ever spoken     to Haniwa A, B, C, and D! [17:19] Gunma-chan     Oh, really? [17:21] Haniwa E     Somehow, Haniwa A, B, C, and D became     the only ones who could speak with you. [17:29] Gunma-chan     Oh, really? [17:31] Haniwa E     All because they just happened     to meet you first! [17:35] Gunma-chan     Oh, really? [17:38] Haniwa E     Eventually, us other Haniwa lost     the chance to speak with you, forever! [17:45] Gunma-chan     Isn't that a bit dramatic? [17:47] Haniwa E     No, it's not! [17:50] Haniwa E     Today, I came to seek     the right to talk with you! [17:55] Gunma-chan     Really?! Gunma-chan will talk to anyone! [18:00] Haniwa E     Thank you. [18:02] Haniwa E     Then from now on, [18:03] Haniwa E     when you're visiting Haniwa Village,     can you promise to talk to me first? [18:10] Gunma-chan     Umm, I... [18:14] Haniwa ABCD     Hold on right there! [18:18] Haniwa A     This is an issue that should     be solved among Haniwa! [18:23] Haniwa B     How could you bring it     directly to Gunma-chan? [18:26] Haniwa C     You've made a terrible mistake! [18:29] Haniwa D     What a rude thing to do to Gunma-chan! [18:33] Haniwa E     I thought you'd show up,     Haniwa A, B, C, and D! [18:35] Haniwa ABCD     Huh? [18:37] Haniwa E     I promise... [18:39] Haniwa E     ...to take you all down! [18:42] Haniwa ABCD     What?! That's totally uncalled for! [18:47] Narrator     In that moment, [18:48] Narrator     Gunma-chan noticed the tension in the air     and unleashed his Gunma Power! [19:05] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [19:15] Haniwa A     It all comes down to luck. [19:17] Haniwa E     Luck? [19:18] Haniwa B     Yup, yup, it was just by chance. [19:20] Haniwa E     Chance..? [19:22] Haniwa C     We just happened to be the four     Haniwa that speak to Gunma-chan. [19:29] Haniwa E     You mean, you didn't do anything special? [19:33] Haniwa D     I suppose we made sure to greet people     first... and we volunteered in expeditions. [19:38] Haniwa C     But talking to Gunma-chan     was just a coincidence. [19:42] Haniwa A     We never imagined that other     Haniwa would admire us for that. [19:47] Haniwa ABCD     Shocking, isn't it? [19:50] Gunma-chan     Sure is shocking! [19:55] Haniwa E     I'm glad I could hear all this     from you directly, senpai. [20:00] Haniwa C     Don't mention it! [20:03] Haniwa A     Who knew Haniwa like us would     become legends in the Haniwa world? [20:09] Haniwa B     We better remember to keep ourselves in     check and take it one step at a time! [20:14] Gunma-chan     Step by step by step by step! [20:18] Haniwa E     Um... is there any way I could join you..? [20:23] Haniwa ACBD     That's impossible! [20:27] Haniwa A     That's not coincidence nor is it organic! [20:30] Haniwa B     Exactly, totally unnatural. [20:32] Haniwa C     Coincidence or not, [20:34] Haniwa C     you wouldn't expect Aladdin     to let go of Genie's lamp, would you? [20:38] Haniwa D     It's called "vested interest"! [20:41] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan's okay with any Haniwa-san! [20:44] Haniwa ABCD     Come on, now! [20:48] Haniwa E     I knew it... [20:49] Haniwa E     I promise to take you all down one day! [20:54] Haniwa E     We shall meet again! [20:55] Haniwa E     I'll show you..! [20:59] Haniwa A     I'm glad to see young people     with such vigor! [21:02] Haniwa B     We better watch our backs     while we still can. [21:05] Haniwa C     We'll fight to keep this     position we got by chance! [21:09] Haniwa D     In other words, we'll     see you soon, Gunma-chan! [21:12] Gunma-chan     I'm okay with any Haniwa-san. [21:15] Haniwa ABCD     Come on, now! Cut that out! [21:19] Narrator     Every world has their own troubles. [21:23] Gunma-chan     Haniwa-san Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     What do you all do when things     worry you or stress you out? [23:07] Narrator     Some things are     very difficult to solve alone. [23:10] Narrator     So in those situations, let's ask     someone else for their support. [23:13] Narrator     If we gather everyone's powers,     we can get through anything. [23:18] Narrator     Perhaps we can even protect the planet     from an enemy threatening our peace. [23:24] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* SIGN    Next Episode SIGN    Donuts, Donuts SIGN    and two others [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Yoshii Hazuki-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Serizawa Ritsu-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 7, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Abe Suzuka-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 5, Miyagi Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Nasu Megumi-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 3, Niigata Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Yosuto-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: Unknown, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Otouchan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 36, Gunma Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 10 - Donuts, Donuts and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Donuts, Donuts [01:29] Sign     Donuts, Donuts [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Donuts, Donuts." [01:37] Mom     Today's snack is donuts! [01:39] Mom     You can take either the     chocolate donut or matcha donut. [01:43] Yuumi+Gunma-chan     Wow! [01:45] Gunma-chan     Which one... I think I'll take... [01:51] Yuumi     I want the chocolate donut! [01:57] Yuumi     So yummy! [01:59] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan was in the mood     for chocolate, too... [02:04] Mom     The matcha donut is good, too. [02:06] Gunma-chan     But Gunma-chan isn't in the mood     to eat matcha donuts right now... [02:13] Yuumi     Then I'll have that, too! [02:15] Gunma-chan     Hey! [02:17] Mom     Yuumi-chan, that's not very good manners. [02:21] Yuumi     Well, Onii-chan said he didn't want any! [02:25] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan didn't say that! [02:27] Yuumi     Yes, you did! [02:29] Gunma-chan     All I said was that I wasn't in the mood     for matcha donuts right now! [02:33] Yuumi     Yeah, which means you don't want them! [02:36] Gunma-chan     N-No, it doesn't... [02:38] Yuumi     Yes, it does! [02:42] Mom     Looks like Yuumi won     this battle, Gunma-chan. [02:45] Gunma-chan     No, she didn't. [02:48] Gunma-chan     That's not fair... I'm the only one who... [02:53] Narrator     In that moment, something strange happened, [02:56] Narrator     and time turned back just a little bit. [03:02] Mom     Today's snack is donuts! [03:04] Mom     You can take either the     chocolate donut or matcha donut. [03:08] Yuumi+Gunma-chan     Wow! [03:16] Gunma-chan     We went back in time... [03:18] Gunma-chan     Which means if I talk after this,     Yuumi will take the chocolate donut... [03:26] Gunma-chan     I got it! [03:28] Gunma-chan     Hey! What's that?! [03:31] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan wants the chocolate donut! [03:37] Yuumi     Wow... you tricked me just so you     could get the chocolate donut? [03:46] Yuumi     Can't be helped, then! [03:48] Yuumi     I'll take the matcha donut! [03:52] Mom     Wow, Yuumi, how nice of you     to let Onii-chan get the first choice. [03:58] Yuumi     So yummy! [03:59] Mom     I love matcha donuts, too. [04:03] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan didn't get any matcha donuts! [04:06] Gunma-chan     I want the matcha one, too! [04:08] Gunma-chan     That's not fair... so unfair! [04:12] Narrator     In that moment, something strange happened, [04:15] Narrator     and time turned back just a little bit. [04:21] Mom     Today's snack is donuts! [04:23] Mom     You can take either the     chocolate donut or matcha donut. [04:27] Yuumi+Gunma-chan     Wow! [04:31] Gunma-chan     If I want the matcha donut,     I gotta not do anything! [04:36] Gunma-chan     Which one... I think I'll take... [04:43] Yuumi     I want the chocolate donut! [04:47] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan wants the matcha donut! [04:51] Mom     Perfect! An even split! [04:53] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [04:54] Yuumi     That was so good! [04:56] Gunma-chan     Thank you for this me.. [05:06] Gunma-chan     Here, Yuumi! Have half. [05:09] Yuumi     Really?! I can have some?! [05:13] Gunma-chan     Since I'm your big brother and all! [05:16] Gunma-chan     And since I had the chocolate     donut just a second ago. [05:20] Mom     How nice of you, Gunma-chan. [05:26] Narrator     In that moment, something strange happened, [05:28] Narrator     and time turned back just     a little bit... for the third time! [05:36] Mom     Today's snack is donuts! [05:39] Mom     You can take either the     chocolate donut or matcha donut. [05:43] Yuumi+Gunma-chan     Wow! [05:44] Gunma-chan     Hang on! [05:50] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [05:53] Mom     Oh, my. I forgot about the Ninja Sisters. [05:59] Yuumi     There's only two donuts and four people... [06:04] Narrator     In that moment, [06:06] Narrator     Gunma-chan found himself so moved     that he unleashed his Gunma Power! [06:23] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [06:35] Gunma-chan     How's this? [06:37] Gunma-chan     Now we can all have     a little bit of both donuts. [06:42] Mom     Great thinking, Gunma-chan! [06:44] Yuumi     Onii-chan, you're awesome! [06:46] Ninja Sisters     I beg your pardon. [06:47] Ninja Mouse     I'll make sure this donut     keeps his mouse shut! Squeak [06:51] Ninja Cat     I feel so elated to be     able to live under this roof. [06:56] Mom     I'm glad you feel that way. [06:58] Gunma-chan     Mom... [07:01] Gunma-chan     I'll give you my matcha donut! [07:04] Mom     Really? [07:06] Mom     Thank you, Gunma-chan. I love matcha donuts! [07:15] Gunma-chan     It's nice to see everyone happy! [07:18] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan had one     and a quarter of a chocolate donut [07:22] Gunma-chan     and half of a matcha donut, anyway! [07:25] Narrator     Actually, Gunma-chan only had     a quarter of a chocolate donut, [07:31] Narrator     but it looks like he learned a lot     while time traveling for a bit! [07:38] Gunma-chan     I have more fun when everyone's having fun! [07:43] Narrator     What a strange but heartwarming story. [07:47] Ninja Cat     Let us entertain you in return! [07:49] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [07:50] Mom+Gunma-chan+Yuumi     Wow! [07:56] Narrator     And like that, all was right with the world. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Donuts Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Tuning in with Mom [08:09] Sign     Tuning in with Mom [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Tuning in with Mom." [08:13] Sign     Gun-Gunmer, Beyond the Universe [08:14] Narrator 2     "Gun-Gunmer, Beyond the Universe." [08:26] Narrator 2     And so, Gunmer Machine     embarked on his final battle... [08:31] Gun     Time to reform! [08:41] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer! Reform! [08:45] Vills Three     Give it up, Gun-Gunmer. [08:48] Vills Three     No matter how hard you try, [08:50] Vills Three     the tides have already turned in my favor. [08:54] Gun     Three Vills... [08:56] Mer     We've been risking our lives     to fight only one... [08:59] Ken     Since the last battle, the invasion by the [09:01] Ken     Mechanical Army Bots-Bots     has only intensified... [09:05] Vills Three 1     We are a machine. [09:07] Vills Three 2     We can duplicate as many times     as necessary from blueprint data. [09:11] Vills Three 3     We're different from you     inefficient creatures! [09:15] Gun-Gunmer     Like we said before!     We don't know how to give up! [09:19] Vills Three 1     Poor Gun-Gunmer. [09:21] Vills Three 1     Surely, that's not how you truly feel. [09:24] Vills Three 2     You are a body of machines like us. [09:27] Vills Three 2     You could exist forever     with the right maintenance. [09:32] Vills Three 3     You, too, could become a part     of the Mechanical Army Bots-Bots... [09:35] Vills Three 3     And you shall reap its many benefits! [09:38] Gun-Gunmer     This is my own will, strong as steel! [09:41] Gun-Gunmer     I don't take orders from anyone! [09:44] Gun     Thank you, Gun-Gunmer! [09:46] Gun-Gunmer     We all have our own stance.     And I've decided... [09:50] Gun-Gunmer     That my stance is to follow my team! [09:55] Mer     Thank you! [09:56] Ken     Then we've got no choice but     to prove we're fighting for justice. [10:01] Gun     Alright, let's go! [10:03] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer! Detach! [10:08] Gun     This will be it! [10:10] Mer     I guess we'll be out of work! [10:11] Ken     For peace! [10:20] Mer-Gungun     Mer-Gungun! Reform! [10:24] Vills Three     You look pitiful! [10:27] Mer-Gungun     Ha! You can't judge a bot by its armor! [10:31] Vills Three     Vills Missile the Maximum! [10:37] Vills Three     Finish them! [10:42] Mer-Gungun     Maximize ultra shock acceleration device! [10:45] Vills Three     What's happening?! [10:50] Mer-Gungun     Doesn't matter how many missiles     you blast if you can't catch me! [10:56] Vills Three 1     W-What is this power?! [11:05] Mer-Gungun     I accelerated my ultra shock powers to [11:08] Mer-Gungun     dodge your missiles     and puncture your bodies. [11:11] Vills Three     H-How clever... Mer-Gungun... [11:15] Mer-Gungun     Although this means the     end for Mer-Gungun... [11:21] Vills Three     I... can't exist here any longer. [11:25] Vills Three     I despise you, Mer-Gungun... [11:28] Mer-Gungun     I didn't want to fight you, I'm sorry... [11:33] Gun     Fighting doesn't solve anything. [11:36] Mer     If only we just talked it over... [11:39] Ken     Let's make sure this doesn't end in vain. [11:41] Ken     Besides, Mer-Gungun can't move anymore... [11:44] Vills Three     That's good to hear! [11:59] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     Allow me to introduce myself! [12:02] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     I am Vills Revised 3000 Turbo! [12:05] Gun+Mer+Ken     What?! Vills Revised 3000 Turbo?! [12:09] Mer-Gungun     Mer-Gungun! Detach! [12:19] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer! Reform! [12:21] Mer     Energy Remaining: 3%... [12:24] Ken     Virtually every body part is     beyond its limit... [12:27] Gun     Maybe heroes can't win it all, after all... [12:30] Ken     Can't our new mecha     Gun-Gunma G come to our aid? [12:34] Gun     Impossible, as far as I know... [12:37] Mer     It's been an honor to fight     with you... Thank you for everything. [12:42] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     I shall be justice from this day forward! [12:45] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     Let's conclude this story with [12:48] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     a win by the Mechanical Army Bots-Bots. [12:51] Gun-Gunmer     Even if there's no chance... [12:53] Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gunmer won't give up! [12:56] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     How touching... [12:58] Gun-Gunmer Army     Not so fast! [13:09] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     What?! [13:10] Gun-Gunmer Army     We won't let you win now! [13:13] Gun-Gunmer Army     We're all Gun-Gunmer from other dimensions! [13:17] Gun-Gunmer Army     We came from the multiverse to help! [13:19] Gun-Gunmer Army     The human race may cease     to exist one day, but not today! [13:31] Mega Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer! Reform! [13:37] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     What?! Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer?! [13:41] Mega Gun-Gunmer     No! [13:42] Mega Gun-Gunmer     That's Gun-Gun-Gun-     Gun-Gun-Gunmer to you! [13:45] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     That's... too hard to remember... [13:51] Mega Gun-Gunmer     Gun-Gun-Gun-     Gun-Gun-Gunmer Beam! [14:00] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo     I wasn't aware of this plot! [14:07] Guns     This is the end... for real. [14:12] Mers     Now I can finally use up my vacation days! [14:16] Kens     Yeah... let's all go home. [14:20] Narrator 2     Thank you, Gun-Gunmer! [14:21] Narrator 2     Thank you, Gun-Gun-     Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer! [14:25] Narrator 2     They will always be here to protect us! [14:30] Sign     The End [14:32] Gunma-chan     Wow! [14:34] Gunma-chan     Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer is so cool! [14:39] Mom     I thought it was Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer? [14:43] Gunma-chan     Gun-Gunmer Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Konja Rap Appears Again [14:49] Sign     Konja Rap Appears Again [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Konja Rap Appears Again." [14:56] Yayoihime     Oh! Hi there, Gunma-chan! [14:59] Gunma-chan     Hello. [15:01] Yayoihime     Do you mind if I tell you about some     delicious Yayoihime strawberries? [15:05] Gunma-chan     Sure, go ahead! [15:09] Konja Rap     Steppin', steppin'. Walk, yeah I'm walkin'. [15:13] Konja Rap     Hello! [15:15] Yayoihime     A normal greeting?!     I thought that you were a rapper. [15:19] Konja Rap     I'm Konja Rap, a total free spirit. [15:22] Konja Rap     How could I perform my best     without the best vibes? [15:27] Yayoihime     Wow, look at you, acting like an artist! [15:30] Yayoihime     If you were the real deal,     you'd walk the walk. [15:34] Konja Rap     You may be trying to get under     my skin, but I'm Konja Rap. [15:38] Konja Rap     My skin's as thick as they come.     See, I'm made of konjac! [15:41] Yayoihime     Well you should taste some Yayoihime     strawberries, they're the sweetest around! [15:46] Gunma-chan     I love Yayoihime strawberries! [15:48] Yayoihime     Thank you, Gunma-chan! [15:57] Yayoihime     I've got a bad feeling about this... [15:59] Gunma-chan     I have a good feeling about it! [16:02] Konja Rap     Can't say I saw this coming. [16:05] Maria Eggplant     My name is Maria Eggplant [16:08] Maria Eggplant     I truly love to sing so much! [16:12] Yayoihime     She sure came in with a bang! [16:13] Maria Eggplant     Singing is wonderful [16:17] Maria Eggplant     Singing changes everything [16:21] Maria Eggplant     When you're feeling low,     it shines a bright light [16:28] Maria Eggplant     Singing brings everyone happiness [16:42] Maria Eggplant     Happiness! [16:48] Konja Rap     Not bad, lady, you brought the vibes [16:50] Konja Rap     You went full out and now I wanna jive [16:53] Konja Rap     It's all about energy and     being humble with passion [16:55] Konja Rap     Your sweet melody filled     the air in true fashion [16:59] Konja Rap     In a dark, dim world, such a beautiful angel [17:02] Konja Rap     Like you said, with song, change is able [17:03] Konja Rap     So I'll join the chorus! I'm Konja Rap! [17:07] Yayoihime     Great, now he's suddenly rapping. [17:10] Konja Rap     Your word is the verb, it spreads worldwide [17:12] Gunma-chan     Yay, yay, yay, yay! [17:15] Yayoihime     Gunma-chan, don't encourage him! [17:19] Maria Eggplant     Take a deep breath and sing     loud so everyone will hear [17:28] Gunma-chan     Who's that? [17:30] Maria Eggplant     That's right, it's music, it's opera [17:34] Maria Eggplant     It can make anyone smile [17:42] Maria Eggplant     My name is Maria Eggplant [17:49] Yayoihime     Why do they always need to say their name? [17:52] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan, I'm Gunma-chan! [17:54] Yayoihime     Stop! Before others join in! [17:59] Haniwa A     Can we join you? [18:00] Haniwa B     Can we join you? [18:01] Haniwa C     Can we join you? [18:02] Haniwa D     Can we join you? [18:04] Haniwa E     Can we join you? [18:06] Yayoihime     I'm guessing my luck for today is... [18:09] Haniwas     Bad luck today! Bad luck today!     Bad luck today! Bad luck today! [18:13] Yayoihime     Stop! [18:15] Haniwas     Good luck tomorrow! Good luck tomorrow!     Good luck tomorrow! Good luck tomorrow! [18:20] Gunma-chan     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [18:23] Gunma-chan     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [18:26] Yayoihime     Gunma-chan's a fortune nerd?! [18:28] Darumas     Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma! [18:31] Yayoihime     I knew it... [18:33] Haniwas+Darumas     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [18:36] Haniwas+Darumas     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [18:40] Yayoihime     This is chaos, pure chaos... [18:44] Yayoihime     I'm getting déjà vu... [18:45] Gunma-chan+Haniwas+Darumas     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [18:49] Gunma-chan+Haniwas+Darumas     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [18:52] Yayoihime     It's not that this     is inherently bad, it's just... [18:57] Yayoihime     Stop! [19:02] Yayoihime     I get what everyone wants to say, but... [19:05] Yayoihime     Something irks me about     how similar all your stances are. [19:10] Yayoihime     Especially when you're so adamant     about freedom of expression! [19:19] Servant A     Songs flow with the times,     as times float away with song... [19:24] Servant A     Let's listen in on the song     of the Strawberry Princess, Yayoihime. [19:28] Servant A     This is "Strawberry". [19:31] Yayoihime     Sweet and tart is the way of life [19:37] Yayoihime     But my heart's berry remains ripe [19:43] Yayoihime     Someday, I'll meet the one [19:50] Yayoihime     Until then, I'll hand out berries [19:56] Yayoihime     That strawberry... that strawberry is... [20:02] Yayoihime     Yayoihime! [20:06] Servant A     Go, Gunma! [20:08] Konja Rap     That's awesome, man! Keep it up [20:11] Konja Rap     Sing your song and let go of the fight [20:13] Konja Rap     Use your vocal chops, not your karate chop [20:16] Konja Rap     Spread peace with song, only song battles [20:18] Konja Rap     Hey, say! Hey, what?! [20:20] Maria Eggplant     I shall sing forever [20:24] Maria Eggplant     Spread happiness to all with my song [20:29] Yayoihime     The life of a berry, that single life [20:35] Haniwas+Darumas     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [20:38] Haniwas+Darumas     Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,     small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck! [20:47] Gunma-chan     Great luck, great luck,     great luck, great luck [20:50] Haniwas     Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck [20:54] Darumas     Hardly any luck, hardly any luck,     hardly any luck, hardly any luck [20:57] Konja Rap     Hey, say! Hey, what?! Hey, say! Hey, what?! [21:02] Maria Eggplant     I want to sing forever with everyone! [21:14] Narrator     The power of song is truly incredible. [21:16] Konja Rap     Today was awesome! Gunma's awesome! [21:20] All     Thank you! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Song Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:02] Narrator     What kind of snacks do you all like? [23:05] Narrator     Snacks actually have great benefits,     like better focus or stress relief. [23:12] Narrator     When the human race finally     meets aliens for the first time, [23:16] Narrator     what if we gifted them some handmade sweets? [23:19] Narrator     I bet we could become     good friends right away. [23:21] Narrator     I hope you watch the next     episode with some snacks! [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Nacchan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 7, Chiba Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Harupyon-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Taniguchi Yune-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Hyogo Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Taikichi-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Suzuki Yukari-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: Unknown, Gunma Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Jarinko Testu-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 19, Gunma Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 11 - Bing-chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away [01:29] Sign     Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away." [01:34] Gunma-chan     "Mikan" (orange)! Wait, that ends with... [01:36] Aoma     You can't end with "n"! I win again! [01:39] Gunma-chan     You're so good at this, Aoma. [01:41] Meemi     It's just a coincidence. [01:43] Aoma     I can do this all day! [01:45] Aoma     Huh? [01:46] Meemi     What's wrong? [01:48] Aoma     What's that? [01:59] Gunma-chan     That's a rocket. [02:00] Aoma     It landed! [02:02] Meemi     Let's go take a look! [02:04] Meemi     I wonder if it came from outer space. [02:06] Bing-chan     That's correct, I came     from a planet far, far away. [02:14] Bing-chan     Hello. [02:15] Bing-chan     My name is Bingelshire     Toumasso Byabbondr Dogasso. [02:21] Gunma-chan     Hello! [02:24] Gunma-chan     ...Bing-chan. [02:26] Bing-chan     No, my name is Bingelshire     Toumasso Byabbondr Dogasso. [02:32] Gunma-chan     ...Bing-chan! [02:33] Bing-chan     Fine. You may call me "Bingel". [02:39] Aoma     Are you an alien? [02:40] Bing-chan     From my perspective, you all are the aliens. [02:44] Meemi     That complicates things. [02:45] Gunma-chan     Then your nickname can be Bing-chan. [02:49] Bing-chan     I don't think I agreed to that. [02:51] Bing-chan     I'm here because I heard that Hiragana Gunma     of Hiragana Earth was a fine place to live. [02:57] Bing-chan     I was planning on moving     here, but it looks as [02:59] Bing-chan     though it may not go     as smoothly as I thought. [03:02] Meemi     Can you tell us about     your planet, Bing-chan? [03:05] Bing-chan     As much I'd love to, [03:07] Bing-chan     I can only share that my home planet is [03:09] Bing-chan     currently in the midst     of an intergalactic war. [03:12] Aoma     Intergalactic war?! Cool! [03:16] Bing-chan     It's rather uncool, actually. [03:18] Bing-chan     Children are forced to run, hide,     are captured, or even killed. [03:22] Bing-chan     It's been a tumultuous time,     which is why I've escaped to this planet! [03:26] Aoma     Too close! Way too close! [03:28] Bing-chan     Some people don't have the liberty     to decide their own fate. [03:31] Meemi     That's so sad... [03:33] Bing-chan     I don't enjoy sympathy.     It's merely a matter of fact for me. [03:37] Aoma     Meemi, this dude's a drag! [03:39] Meemi     Yeah... [03:40] Gunma-chan     Then what if we play a word game? [03:42] Bing-chan     A word game? [03:43] Meemi     You take turns connecting words. [03:45] Aoma     You lose if you end a word with "n"! [03:48] Bing-chan     I understand. [03:49] Gunma-chan     Let's start with "Gunma"! [03:51] Meemi     Ma... Ma... Ma... "Maguro" (tuna)! [03:53] Aoma     "Rocket"! [03:55] Bing-chan     "Tougenkyou". [03:57] Narrator     It means a paradise far, far away. [04:00] Bing-chan     I abandoned my home in search of paradise. [04:04] Bing-chan     I left my entire family behind. [04:08] Bing-chan     Oh, I apologize for dampening     the mood with the truth. [04:13] Gunma-chan     U... "Uchuu" (outer space)! [04:15] Meemi     "U" again? Then... "U-roncya" (oolong tea)! [04:18] Aoma     "Ya"... "Yagi" (goat)! [04:20] Bing-chan     "Ginga-kei"! That galaxy     includes my home planet. [04:24] Bing-chan     Who knew it would be ravaged by war... [04:27] Aoma     I can't do this anymore!     He just brings everyone down! [04:32] Meemi     Aoma! [04:33] Meemi     Bing-chan's been through a lot.     We should be nice. [04:39] Aoma     I don't care about that. I'm just a kid! [04:42] Aoma     I feel bad to see someone     in trouble, but I can't help! [04:46] Meemi     Don't say that! [04:48] Aoma     Fine! What's your plan, then? [04:51] Meemi     I don't know... [04:53] Bing-chan     I'm sorry. [04:58] Bing-chan     I have enough fuel for one trip back.     I'll go back to my home planet. [05:03] Gunma-chan     What happens if you go back? [05:04] Bing-chan     I don't know. [05:07] Aoma     You know, I'm not good     with tough topics, and... [05:11] Aoma     I'm not sure I like you very much. [05:16] Bing-chan     I can see why... [05:18] Aoma     But we could just get to know     each other better and become friends. [05:23] Meemi     Yeah, that's right! [05:25] Meemi     We may not be able to help much since     we're just kids, but we can be friends! [05:31] Narrator     And in that moment, [05:32] Narrator     Gunma-chan found himself so moved     that he unleashed his Gunma Power! [05:32] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [05:39] Bing-chan     I'm glad I was able to make it here! [05:42] Aoma     Even though we didn't hit it off right away,     we can become friends little by little. [05:46] Meemi     I love that, Aoma. [05:48] Gunma-chan     Yeah, Aoma! Gunma-chan     will say something, too. [05:53] Gunma-chan     Bing-chan, you can go back to your home     planet anytime if you don't like it in Gunma. [05:59] Aoma     I think you lost the plot there a bit. [06:01] Meemi     It's the right sentiment,     just not the right time. [06:06] Bing-chan     No, thank you, Gunma-chan. [06:09] Bing-chan     I'm glad I came to Gunma. I've been able     to share so much in such a short time. [06:14] Gunma-chan     You can stay in Gunma forever, if you want! [06:17] Aoma     In Gunma, we're nice to everyone. [06:19] Meemi     Of course, that includes aliens, too! [06:22] Bing-chan     To tell the truth, when I first     heard of Gunma, I didn't believe it. [06:27] Bing-chan     I didn't think it would ever be possible     for there to be a place of true peace. [06:33] Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan gets in fights sometimes,     but I remember to make up real quick! [06:37] Bing-chan     That's wonderful. [06:38] Bing-chan     There may be no such     thing as a "tougenkyou", [06:42] Bing-chan     but I want to help make Hiragana     Gunma a happy place to live. [06:47] Meemi     We're happy to have you, Bing-chan. [06:49] Aoma     Same! [06:50] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [06:52] Bing-chan     Thank you. [06:53] Gunma-chan+Bing-chan+Aoma+Meemi     Yay for friends! [06:55] Gunma-chan     It's great to make new friends. [06:57] Aoma     You can stay at my place tonight! [06:59] Meemi     We need to get your paperwork done. [07:01] Bing-chan     You think I can live here officially? [07:04] Gunma-chan     It'll be okay, you're in Hiragana Gunma. [07:06] Sign     Gunma [07:06] Sign     Gunma [07:07] Narrator     What a wonderful place, Hiragana Gunma. [07:09] Narrator     Here, people work together so that     we can all live comfortably. [07:13] Gunma-chan     Gunma's a great place! [07:19] Aoma     What's wrong, Bing-chan? [07:21] Bing-chan     Thanks to you guys,     I can become Bing-chan Version 2! [07:29] Bing-chan     Looks like I advanced to the     next stage thanks to your courtesy. [07:33] Bing-chan     I appreciate your help. [07:36] Gunma-chan     That's good. [07:44] Bing-chan     Here's my gratitude dance! [07:46] Gunma-chan     Let's dance! [07:49] Narrator     Ah! A small welcome festival. [07:52] Narrator     You know, every ritual has its origin. [07:56] Narrator     100 years from now, [07:57] Narrator     this will become a tradition known     as the "Gunma-chan Festival", [08:00] Narrator     but that's a story for another time. [08:03] Gunma-chan     Bing-chan Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Warrior Haniwa-sama Appears [08:09] Sign     Warrior Haniwa-sama Appears [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Warrior Haniwa-sama Appears." [08:14] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan has been     invited by Haniwa-san [08:17] Narrator     to participate in an     event by the Haniwa Tribe. [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Sign     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival [08:20] Announcer Haniwa     Thank you for coming to     the Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival. [08:26] Announcer Haniwa     This is a festival     by the Haniwa, for the Haniwa. [08:30] Announcer Haniwa     We hope you enjoy the event. [08:32] Announcer Haniwa     We will begin with an Opening     Statement by Kofun-sama. [08:37] Kofun-sama     I'm grateful to be here today     with all of you to continue [08:42] Kofun-sama     this grand tradition of the     Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival. [08:47] Kofun-sama     This gathering of the historic     Haniwa Tribe was made possible [08:48] Haniwa A     Hey, Gunma-chan, wake up! [08:49] Kofun-sama     thanks to the individual     power of our Haniwa members. [08:51] Gunma-chan     I'm not asleep. [08:53] Haniwa B     We can't excuse you for napping through [08:54] Kofun-sama     And with the union of everyone's powers,     we can realize great events such as today. [08:56] Haniwa B     the Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival,     honorary member or not! [08:57] Kofun-sama     Big accomplishments are the result     of daily efforts behind the scenes. [08:59] Haniwa A     If this were 100 years ago,     you'd be under the dirt for this! [09:02] Haniwa D     Spoken like a true Haniwa... [09:04] Haniwas     Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! [09:07] Haniwa A     It's a Haniwa joke.     Since we get dug up, get it? [09:10] Gunma-chan     Oh... okay. [09:13] Haniwa B     I understand. It's not easy     for us to stay awake, either. [09:20] Haniwa C     But as grown-ups, we have to fight it! [09:23] Gunma-chan     But Gunma-chan's a kid. [09:28] Haniwa D     Gunma-chan, you gotta learn     to read the room. [09:31] Gunma-chan     What? There's words in the room? [09:33] Haniwa ABCD     That's right! [09:35] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that! [09:36] Narrator     It's an important skill we should all learn. [09:56] Sign     Warrior [09:56] Sign     Haniwa [09:57] Announcer Haniwa     Today, we're joined by a wonderful     guest: Warrior Haniwa-sama! [10:02] Narrator     Warrior Haniwa is a     Haniwa fully armed wearing [10:05] Narrator     a suit of armor with a sword     and arrow in hand. [10:09] Warrior Haniwa     Hello, I am Warrior Haniwa. [10:12] Gunma-chan     Hello! [10:14] Haniwa ABCD     No!! [10:17] Haniwa A     Gunma-chan, no! [10:18] Gunma-chan     What? I just said hi. [10:21] Haniwa B     Warrior Haniwa-sama is     a very special person to us Haniwa! [10:25] Haniwa A     Directly speaking to him is a huge taboo! [10:28] Gunma-chan     Oh, I didn't know that. [10:31] Warrior Haniwa     You there, you don't seem like a Haniwa... [10:36] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan! [10:38] Warrior Haniwa     How strange of you to call yourself     with a pet name such as "-chan". [10:43] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! [10:46] Haniwa A     I don't think that was a compliment. [10:47] Sign     Warrior Haniwa Discussion Time [10:49] Announcer Haniwa     We'll now ask Warrior Haniwa-sama questions     on the outlook of the world of Haniwa. [10:55] Warrior Haniwa     Yes, well... [10:57] Warrior Haniwa     There haven't been any     natural disasters recently... [11:00] Warrior Haniwa     ...or invasions by other tribes... but... [11:12] Gunma-chan     I'm awake! [11:14] Narrator     Don't do this at home, kids! [11:17] Warrior Haniwa     I'd appreciate if you listened     to me while you're here. [11:23] Warrior Haniwa     And... [11:24] Sign     Gummies [11:24] Sign     Chocolate [11:24] Sign     Cookie [11:24] Warrior Haniwa     That arrow is made of sweets,     so you're welcome to eat it if you'd like. [11:28] Gunma-chan     Yum! [11:31] Sign     Warrior Haniwa     Performance [11:31] Announcer Haniwa     We'd now like to begin     Warrior Haniwa's demonstration. [11:55] Warrior Haniwa     No worries, that was a strike     with the flat of my sword. [11:59] Gunma-chan     So cool! [12:02] Warrior Haniwa     Ideally, there'd be no need for weapons, [12:05] Warrior Haniwa     but when they're necessary,     it's best not to hesitate. [12:09] Gunma-chan     Sounds hard. [12:11] Warrior Haniwa     We can say that the history of the     human race is a history of many wars. [12:16] Warrior Haniwa     The important thing is to learn     from our history and think for ourselves. [12:22] Gunma-chan     Cool, makes sense! [12:31] Warrior Haniwa     Gunma-chan, warriors must train     and learn how to wield their weapons. [12:38] Warrior Haniwa     Perhaps you could train your mind, as well. [12:42] Warrior Haniwa     I feel your attitude may come     across as a bit disrespectful. [12:47] Warrior Haniwa     This is a word of caution as a warrior... [12:50] Warrior Haniwa     Does that make sense? [12:52] Gunma-chan     Umm... I don't get it! [12:59] Warrior Haniwa     Transform! Warrior Battle Mode! [13:03] Warrior Haniwa     What don't you get     about what I have to say?! [13:07] Warrior Haniwa     Or do you just not care?! [13:09] Gunma-chan     Awesome! [13:11] Ninja Cat     I sense danger! [13:13] Ninja Mouse     Should I take someone out?! [13:14] Ninja Cat     Permission granted!     Only use necessary force! [13:17] Ninja Mouse     Squeak Squeak [13:36] Gunma-chan     So sweet! [13:39] Yuumi     Oh, my sword is made of Bekko candy. [13:43] Yuumi     It's rather good. [13:44] Ninja Cat     Our swords are made of Chitose candy. [13:46] Ninja Mouse     Very sweet. [13:48] Gunma-chan     Yum! [13:53] Kofun-sama     Why, what wonderful entertainment. [13:56] Ninja Cat     As Gunma-chan's secret service agents,     we are always here to protect him. [14:01] Gunma-chan     What? You are?! [14:03] Haniwa B     Jeez... [14:04] Warrior Haniwa     Who knew there was such a     skilled warrior in this region... [14:08] Warrior Haniwa     I still have much to learn. [14:10] Warrior Haniwa     I've been taught a great     lesson by you, Gunma-chan. [14:13] Gunma-chan     I guess! [14:18] Gunma-chan     With Haniwa and Warrior Haniwa,     it must be so fun for Kofun-sama! [14:23] Kofun-sama     Kofun having fun... Perfect! [14:28] Haniwa Mob     Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! [14:32] Warrior Haniwa     Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! [14:38] All     Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! [14:40] Narrator     I'm glad we ended with a smile. [14:43] Gunma-chan     Warrior Haniwa... Power 100%! [14:49] Sign     Let's Make Sweets [14:49] Sign     Let's Make Sweets [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Let's Make Sweets." [14:57] Mom     Today, we'll all be eating some snacks. [15:00] Kids     Yay! [15:01] Mom     We'll be eating sweet snacks! [15:04] Kids     Yay! [15:05] Gunma-chan     I'm ready to eat! [15:06] Yuumi     So am I! [15:07] Aoma     I'll eat anything! [15:09] Meemi     Me, too! [15:10] Mom     Stop right there! [15:12] Mom     We have no snacks yet. [15:14] Kids     What?! [15:15] Aoma     Then what are we gonna do?! [15:17] Mom     We'll be making the snacks together today! [15:20] Kids     Oh! [15:21] Yuumi     Sounds like fun! [15:22] Gunma-chan     Yay! I wanna try! [15:24] Aoma     I'll do anything! [15:26] Meemi     Me, too! [15:27] Mom     Okay, then let's go ahead     and make them ourselves! [15:31] Kids     Yeah! [15:32] Narrator     Sweet snacks include     a wide variety of foods. [15:37] Narrator     It's said that sweets first     originated in Egypt 8,000 years ago. [15:40] Narrator     Apparently, they share     a similar history with bread. [15:43] Narrator     In Japan, castella cake and other foreign snacks     were first introduced in the Muromachi Era. [15:51] Sign     Haniwa-hani Print [15:51] Narrator     By the way, Japanese sweets became     an ordinary custom in the Edo Era. [15:57] Mom     Let's separate into two groups     that will make their own snack! [16:05] Mom     Gunma-chan and Aoma-chan     will be the Red Team! [16:07] Mom     You'll be making cookies. [16:10] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Yeah! [16:12] Mom     Yuumi and Meemi-chan will be the Blue Team! [16:14] Mom     You'll be making strawberry shortcake. [16:17] Yuumi+Meemi     Okay! [16:19] Mom     I've already prepared     the recipe and ingredients. [16:22] Mom     Any questions are welcome! [16:24] Mom     You may now begin cooking! [16:26] Kids     Yeah! [16:28] Gunma-chan     "Cookie Recipe (yields 20 plain cookies     and 20 chocolate cookies)" [16:32] Gunma-chan     "Ingredients: 240 grams     of soft-wheat flour, 100 grams of butter, [16:37] Gunma-chan     80 grams of sugar, one medium-sized egg,     10 grams of cocoa powder." [16:45] Yuumi     "Strawberry Shortcake Recipe" [16:47] Yuumi     "Cake Batter: 75 grams     of pancake batter mixture, two eggs, [16:52] Yuumi     three tablespoons of milk, three tablespoons     of rice bran oil, 50 grams of sugar." [16:58] Yuumi     "Syrup: two tablespoons of syrup,     two tablespoons of water." [17:02] Yuumi     "Toppings: preferred number of strawberries, [17:05] Yuumi     200 milliliters of heavy cream,     one tablespoon of sugar" [17:14] Aoma     Hang on, Gunma-chan! [17:16] Gunma-chan     What? [17:17] Aoma     We've gotta look at the cooking notes, too! [17:20] Sign     Tips to make it even more delicious! [17:20] Sign     Sift the flour [17:20] Sign     Bring butter to room temperature [17:20] Gunma-chan     Sift the flour... Bring butter     to room temperature... [17:26] Aoma     What does that mean? [17:28] Mom     It means the flour should be sifted     to get rid of any lumps, [17:32] Mom     and the butter should be warmed up     to room temperature so it melts faster. [17:36] Mom     Way to catch the notes! [17:38] Aoma     Cooking sweets is the same     as science experiments. [17:41] Aoma     Prepping is key and you gotta     follow the recipe to a tee! [17:46] Gunma-chan     Wow, Aoma! [17:49] Aoma     Butter should be mixed well. [17:51] Gunma-chan     I'll blend the eggs! [17:54] Aoma     Mix sugar with butter and mix well! [17:57] Gunma-chan     Okay, I'll mix in the eggs! [18:00] Aoma     It says to not pour it all in at once. [18:02] Aoma     Let's pour little by little in three turns. [18:05] Gunma-chan     Okay! [18:11] Aoma     Phew... let's switch! [18:13] Gunma-chan     Okay! [18:17] Aoma     We can finally mix in the flour! [18:19] Aoma     We gotta fold it in like     we're cutting the mixture. [18:22] Gunma-chan     Got it! [18:26] Aoma     Half of it's gonna be cocoa-flavored,     so let's divide the dough in half. [18:31] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [18:32] Aoma     The last step is to roll it     up with our hands! [18:40] Aoma     It says to cover the dough with plastic     wrap and let it rest for an hour. [18:45] Gunma-chan     The dough needs a break? [18:47] Mom     "Rest" means to let something sit in the     fridge for a certain amount of time. [18:52] Gunma-chan     Cool! [18:55] Yuumi     Beat the eggs, add sugar, and mix. [18:59] Meemi     Blend eggs until it becomes a foam     and bring to skin temperature. [19:02] Yuumi     Heat up milk and rice bran oil     over a bowl of hot water. [19:06] Meemi     Mix in the pancake mixture in three turns. [19:10] Yuumi     And mix quickly! [19:12] Meemi     Pour in milk and rice bran oil     in a circular motion. [19:15] Yuumi     Pour batter into mold... [19:17] Yuumi     and heat in the microwave! [19:22] Aoma     Flatten dough with a rolling pin     to a thickness of 5 millimeters! [19:27] Aoma     Now we just cut out each cookie. [19:30] Mom     Cook it in the oven until it's     golden brown and you're all done! [19:34] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Yay! [19:36] Meemi     The cake batter is perfect! [19:39] Yuumi     I'm done with the frosting! [19:41] Meemi     I've cut up the cake     and topped it with syrup! [19:47] Meemi+Yuumi     What's wrong?! [19:49] Mom     I... I forgot to buy strawberries... [19:52] Meemi+Yuumi     But it's a strawberry shortcake! [19:57] Ninja Cat     Leave it to us, ma'am. [19:59] Ninja Mouse     I'll take those strawberries out! [20:02] Mom     Really? Would you do that for me? [20:05] Ninja Sisters     As you wish! [20:11] Mom     I had a crane-shaped cookie cutter     to make it a perfect Gunma cookie! [20:16] Gunma-chan+Aoma     Woohoo! [20:18] Sign     Yayoihime [20:18] Ninja Cat     Here are the strawberries. [20:20] Ninja Mouse     Yayoihime strawberries. [20:21] Yuumi+Meemi     Woohoo! [20:24] Mom     Red Team's cookies! [20:26] Mom     And the Blue Team's strawberry shortcake! [20:29] Mom     Both complete! Congrats, everyone! [20:34] Ninja Sisters     Congratulations! [20:37] Mom     They look perfect! [20:39] Mom     But what's important is the flavor. [20:41] Mom     Let's start with the strawberry shortcake! [20:46] All     So good! [20:48] Mom     Up next are the cookies. [20:49] Mom     Could we be in for a big plot twist?! [20:55] All     So good! [20:57] Yuumi     Both the cocoa and     the plain cookies are awesome! [21:00] Meemi     Yeah! [21:01] Gunma-chan     The shortcake's awesome, too! [21:03] Aoma     And the strawberries are delicious! [21:04] Mom     You all really knocked it out of the park! [21:07] Mom     Let's say it was beginner's luck. [21:10] Narrator     It may have been more     entertaining with a plot twist, [21:14] Narrator     but who isn't happy to end     with delicious sweets? [21:17] Gunma-chan     Cooking yourself is fun! [21:19] Aoma     Remember to follow the recipe! [21:22] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Yummy Sweets Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     I bet all of you have been hard at work. [23:05] Narrator     Life can get tough even when     you're working really hard. [23:08] Narrator     As much as I'd like to offer some good advice,     there's really no easy solution. [23:13] Narrator     But don't worry! [23:14] Narrator     This is just my instinct talking,     but everything will be okay! [23:17] Narrator     Life has its ups and downs,     and every experience teaches us something. [23:21] Narrator     If you're not sure what that means,     try asking a grown-up! [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Gunma-chan Struggles Again [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Opon-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 38, Saitama Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Pianica-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 44, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Chiromarumaru-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Shin-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 10, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Nakamura Yuuto-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     TOMO-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 11, Chiba Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 12 - Gunma-chan Struggles Again and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Snowboarding is Fun! [01:29] Sign     Snowboarding is Fun! [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Snowboarding is Fun!" [01:38] Gunma-chan     We're climbing so high! [01:41] Akio     It's not too long before we pass     an elevation of 1,000 meters! [01:45] Narrator     Seasons change rather suddenly     as needed in this show. [01:49] Narrator     Right now, it's winter. [01:51] Meemi     It's snow! [01:53] Aoma     Sure! It's winter! [01:54] Gunma-chan     I'm warm since I have a lot of layers on! [01:58] Akio     Uncle Akio's responsible for you kids today,     so let's listen to instructions and have fun. [02:04] Kids     Yeah! [02:05] Akio     Alright, let's get on the lift     and go even higher! [02:08] Akio     Grab your boards! [02:10] Kids     Yeah! [02:15] Aoma     We're up so high! [02:17] Gunma-chan     Isn't it funny how     the height makes us all say that? [02:20] Narrator     That's a good point, no one     mentions height on the ground. [02:24] Akio     Alright, let's ride! [02:25] Akio     I heard you kids are good at snowboarding! [02:29] Gunma-chan     Yeah, we are! We do core     training in ninja class! [02:33] Akio     Perfect! Let's go! [02:51] Gunma-chan     So fun! [02:53] Meemi     I love snow! [02:54] Aoma     This is awesome! [02:57] Akio     You're pretty good at this! [03:04] Akio     For as long as it takes to get up there,     it sure is over in a blink! [03:09] Gunma-chan     Let's go slide some more! [03:10] Aoma+Meemi     More! More! [03:13] Akio     Okay! [03:17] Aoma     Yep, still high! [03:19] Gunma-chan     Isn't it funny how the height     makes us all say that over and over? [03:23] Narrator     True, it never gets boring to feel moved. [03:26] Akio     Alright, kids! Let's ride again!     Careful not to get hurt! [03:31] Kids     Okay! [03:33] Akio     Let's go! [03:50] Gunma-chan     It's still just as fun! [03:52] Meemi     I can't get enough of this speed! [03:54] Aoma     Feels super awesome! [03:57] Akio     I love winter sports! [04:04] Gunma-chan     I'm having so much fun! [04:06] Narrator     The group took the lift two more times, [04:10] Narrator     but let's fast forward to     avoid being repetitive. [04:14] Akio     Let's take a lunch break! [04:16] Kids     Yay! [04:18] Sign     Hodaigi Dining Area [04:21] Sign     Menu [04:26] Gunma-chan     So yummy... [04:27] Akio     Eating a hot meal after exercising     in the cold is an amazing feeling. [04:32] Aoma     Yeah! [04:34] Meemi     Definitely! I'm so glad we're here! [04:38] Akio     You better not forget this     memory with your uncle, [04:41] Akio     who's working as a     perfect guide, I might add. [04:44] Akio     Who wants miso konnyaku for dessert?! [04:46] Kids     Yay! [04:52] Akio     We should start heading     back down the mountain. [04:55] Akio     The weather can get unpredictable up here! [05:01] Sign     Hodaigi Dining Area [05:05] Akio     What the... [05:07] Meemi     I hope everything's okay... [05:11] Announcement     Attention, visitors. [05:12] Announcement     Due to inclement weather and strong winds, [05:15] Announcement     the ropeway will be closed     until further notice. [05:18] Announcement     Please stand by as we work     to resume operation. [05:21] Gunma-chan     What are we gonna do? [05:22] Aoma     You mean we can't go home today? [05:26] Akio     Let's go over there! [05:29] Akio     We're full right now, anyway. [05:31] Akio     Let's cuddle up around the warm     daruma stove and wait things out. [05:38] Akio     It'd be awesome if fun times lasted forever. [05:42] Gunma-chan     Yeah. [05:43] Akio     But things aren't always that way. [05:46] Aoma     What do you do when it's not? [05:48] Akio     You can get frantic and try whatever,     but it's not bad to wait around, either. [05:54] Meemi     But how do you know which to do? [05:56] Akio     Experience and instinct! [05:57] Kids     Experience and instinct? [06:00] Akio     When you live long enough,     you start to figure things out. [06:03] Akio     You kids don't have as much     experience or instinct as your uncle, [06:06] Akio     so you can count on me as a pro. [06:12] Akio     Come on, now. Trust me. [06:14] Akio     I guess there could be times in your future     where a bad grown-up tries to trick you kids. [06:20] Akio     It's up to you to decide who that may be. [06:23] Akio     It's tough, but becoming a grown-up     means deciding who to trust on your own. [06:33] Akio     Ha! [06:33] Akio     Your uncle got serious for a change!     Now I'm a bit embarrassed. [06:38] Akio     You know, it's cool if     you wanna brag to everyone [06:41] Akio     about how inspiring Gunma-chan's uncle is! [06:47] Sign     Hodaigi Dining Area [06:51] Gunma-chan     That was so fun! [06:53] Aoma+Meemi     It was awesome! [06:56] Akio     Oh, no! I accidentally locked us out! [07:00] Narrator     This means he locked the car     while the keys were still inside. [07:05] Narrator     It used to be a rather frequent     occurrence with older cars. [07:07] Narrator     People who are forgetful tend to be     at higher risk of this incident. [07:11] Akio     Someone help us! [07:15] Akio     Huh? Keys? [07:16] Gunma-chan     Dad gave me a spare set of keys     because he said you can be [07:20] Gunma-chan     a bit forgetful and might lock us out. [07:23] Akio     Wow! [07:24] Akio     Thank goodness for eldest kids     who don't trust their siblings! [07:35] Akio     Since I'm the only one who can drive,     this is where I need to shine! [07:46] Meemi     We've barely moved... [07:49] Aoma     I guess it's fine as long     as we get home by tonight. [07:52] Gunma-chan     Uncle Akio worked too hard today. [07:55] Narrator     Uncle Akio must be grateful     to be surrounded by such nice kids. [08:00] Akio     I'm so happy... [08:03] Gunma-chan     Experience and Instinct Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Gunma-chan Struggles Again [08:09] Sign     Gunma-chan Struggles Again [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan Struggles Again." [08:18] Mini Haniwa     Hello! [08:19] Mini Haniwa     We've met a few times before. [08:21] Mini Haniwa     You may remember me as "Mini Haniwa". [08:23] Mini Haniwa     What's that? [08:24] Mini Haniwa     It's not the usual setup     and there's no Gunma-chan, you say? [08:30] Mini Haniwa     ...You're right. [08:31] Mini Haniwa     Gunma-chan isn't around,     but I think we'll be able to see him soon. [08:37] Announcement     Incoming request from Gunma-chan.     Incoming request from Gunma-chan. [08:41] Announcement     Those with the role of Imaginary Friend,     please head to the real world. [08:45] Mini Haniwa     Roger that! [08:47] Mini Haniwa     Gunma-chan's imaginary friend      here, reporting for duty! [08:58] Mini Haniwa     Hello. [08:59] Gunma-chan     Hello. [09:00] Mini Haniwa     Sounds like you needed me.     Are you lonely again? [09:05] Gunma-chan     ...Can you tell? [09:06] Mini Haniwa     I can. [09:15] Mini Haniwa     What's the matter? [09:18] Gunma-chan     I have fun every day. [09:20] Mini Haniwa     That's wonderful. [09:23] Gunma-chan     But... sometimes... [09:24] Mini Haniwa     Sometimes? [09:27] Gunma-chan     I feel a small hole     in the middle of my heart. [09:32] Gunma-chan     When that happens,     I start to not like myself, [09:36] Gunma-chan     and I feel like not doing anything. [09:39] Mini Haniwa     Gunma-chan, that's... [09:42] Gunma-chan     Yeah? [09:44] Mini Haniwa     ...very normal. [09:46] Gunma-chan     It is? [09:47] Mini Haniwa     Very common. Happens to everyone. [09:50] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [09:51] Gunma-chan     I thought it was Gunma-chan being weird... [09:55] Mini Haniwa     Whether you're a child or an adult, [09:57] Mini Haniwa     life can feel full and fun,     but it also comes with struggles. [10:03] Mini Haniwa     And it's very normal to feel a bit down     when we encounter those times. [10:09] Mini Haniwa     It would be nice if we could     live life smiling all the time, [10:12] Mini Haniwa     but even if we can't,     that's not a bad thing at all. [10:15] Gunma-chan     Really? [10:17] Mini Haniwa     Even as your imaginary friend,     I find myself down sometimes, too. [10:25] Gunma-chan     What do you do when that happens? [10:27] Mini Haniwa     I do this. [10:32] Mini Haniwa     This is my imaginary friend,     Mini Mini Gunma-chan. [10:36] Mini Mini Gunma-chan     Hello. [10:37] Gunma-chan     Hello. [10:39] Mini Haniwa     It's nice to have company even when     you don't feel like talking to anyone. [10:45] Narrator     This may seem a bit out there, [10:47] Narrator     but as they say, people     are full of contradictions. [10:51] Mini Mini Gunma-chan     I'm a great listener!     Catch ya soon! Bye-bye! [10:58] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that Mini Haniwa-san     had friends other than Gunma-chan. [11:04] Mini Haniwa     It's hard for one person     to know everything about someone. [11:08] Mini Haniwa     Actually, there's quite a bit we don't know     about ourselves, either. [11:12] Gunma-chan     Really? [11:13] Mini Haniwa     Yes! [11:14] Mini Haniwa     Same goes for your Dad and Mom, [11:17] Mini Haniwa     Yuumi-chan, Aoma, Meemi,     Haniwa-san and Daruma-san... [11:22] Mini Haniwa     You have many people     on your side, don't you? [11:25] Gunma-chan     I sure do. [11:27] Mini Haniwa     I think they all love you very much. [11:31] Gunma-chan     I dunno... [11:32] Mini Haniwa     Of course they do!     And you love them too, right? [11:38] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [11:39] Mini Haniwa     Even if that "love" takes a back     seat every now and then, it's okay. [11:43] Mini Haniwa     Just caring about them is enough. [11:46] Gunma-chan     Okay... that makes me kinda happy. [11:50] Mini Haniwa     No problem has a simple solution. [11:53] Mini Haniwa     I hope you can take the time     to find your answer slowly and kindly. [11:57] Gunma-chan     Yeah, me too! [11:59] Narrator     In that moment, [12:01] Narrator     Gunma-chan found himself feeling     a little better after being down. [12:16] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [12:25] Mini Haniwa     I'm just as much a part     of Gunma-chan as you are, [12:28] Mini Haniwa     so Gunma Power doesn't work on me. [12:33] Gunma-chan     Oh... [12:35] Mini Haniwa     Personally,     I'm fine with deviating from [12:37] Mini Haniwa     the original plot as long     as the viewers have fun... [12:39] Mini Haniwa     But it's important     as an adult to follow the rules. [12:43] Gunma-chan     Being a grown-up sounds hard. [12:46] Mini Haniwa     The thing is, kids don't have to     do anything to become an adult. [12:51] Gunma-chan     I didn't know that! [12:53] Mini Haniwa     Yup, people become adults     without even realizing it. [12:58] Gunma-chan     That's kinda sad... [13:00] Mini Haniwa     In fact, whether you struggle     doesn't have much to do with it. [13:04] Gunma-chan     What?! [13:05] Mini Haniwa     But it's still important to experience it. [13:08] Gunma-chan     Which is it? [13:10] Mini Haniwa     That's up for you to decide, too! [13:13] Gunma-chan     That sounds hard... [13:15] Mini Haniwa     And also easy! [13:24] Mini Haniwa     Alright, then! I should get going now. [13:27] Gunma-chan     See you soon! [13:36] Mini Haniwa B     Well? How was Gunma-chan? [13:39] Mini Haniwa     We had a nice, long talk     and he felt much better! [13:42] Mini Haniwa B     That's good! [13:43] Mini Haniwa     You know, it's not so much us making him     feel better, but the other way around. [13:51] Mini Haniwa B     Good job today! [13:52] Mini Haniwa     See you tomorrow! [13:53] Narrator     You see, the more you learn about the world, [13:57] Narrator     the more we realize     how little we actually know. [13:59] Gunma-chan     Thank you for this meal! [14:03] Gunma-chan     So yummy! [14:05] Dad     It's delicious. [14:07] Yuumi     So good! [14:08] Mom     It really is! [14:11] Narrator     A happy heart can savor delicious meals. [14:14] Sign     Dining [14:20] Mini Haniwa     This is the life! [14:23] Mini Gunma-chans     Good work today! [14:24] Mini Gunma-chan B     This is rewarding work! [14:27] Mini Gunma-chan C     As the Imaginary Friend Army,     let's work to fully support Mini Haniwa-san! [14:33] Mini Gunma-chans     Yeah, for sure! [14:35] Mini Haniwa     Thanks, guys! [14:41] Mini Haniwa     All's right with the world! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Solving Problems Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Animation Studios are Awesome! [14:49] Sign     Animation Studios are Awesome! [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Animation Studios are Awesome!" [14:54] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan is visiting     the Haniwa Animation Studio. [14:57] Sign     Animation Studio [14:57] Sign     Studio Haniwa [14:59] Haniwa E     Gunma-chan, welcome     to the Haniwa Animation Studio. [15:03] Gunma-chan     Thanks! [15:05] Haniwa E     We'll be taking you behind the scenes     of our hit anime show, Haniwaman H. [15:10] Haniwa E     To start things off... [15:12] Sign     Haniwaman H Three Angles [15:12] Sign     Studio Haniwa [15:12] Sign     Final [15:13] Gunma-chan     What's that? [15:14] Haniwa E     That's Haniwaman H. [15:16] Haniwa E     He's extremely popular     in the Haniwa world right now. [15:16] Sign     Haniwaman H Expressions [15:19] Sign     Black Tengu Three Angles [15:19] Haniwa E     This is his foe, the Black Tengu. [15:22] Gunma-chan     He's not moving?     And there's no color. [15:22] Sign     Black Tengu Expressions [15:25] Haniwa E     Now, let's demonstrate     the animation process. [15:33] Haniwa E     This is the screenwriter. [15:35] Gunma-chan     But there's no drawing. [15:37] Haniwa E     First, the screenwriter creates     the overall plot and writes it out. [15:42] Haniwa E     This is called the "script". [15:44] Gunma-chan     Cool. [15:45] Gunma-chan     Funny how it's not written     on paper with a pencil. [15:48] Haniwa E     We live in the 21st century, Gunma-chan. [15:51] Writer Haniwa     Uhhm... Err... There! [15:55] Writer Haniwa     Finished... [15:58] Gunma-chan     It's full of words... [16:01] Haniwa E     This is the screenplay. [16:03] Haniwa E     The next phase is the storyboard. [16:06] Gunma-chan     ...Skateboard? [16:08] Haniwa E     It's like a blueprint to make animations.     This is my work as the Producer. [16:14] Gunma-chan     Producer? [16:16] Haniwa E     It's the main person responsible     for creating animations at studios. [16:21] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [16:24] Gunma-chan     Funny how it's not written     on paper with a pencil. [16:26] Haniwa E     We live in the 21st century, Gunma-chan. [16:29] Haniwa E     Umm... Let's make this... No, wait... [16:35] Gunma-chan     What's wrong? [16:37] Haniwa E     I'm facing some difficult decisions. [16:40] Haniwa E     Should it be this     angle... Or maybe this one... [16:43] Haniwa E     Which is it... [16:45] Haniwa E     Wait, should this even be set in the day? [16:46] Haniwa E     Or should it be night?     Rain? Snow? During winter? [16:48] Haniwa E     Is it even set in the right place? [16:49] Haniwa E     A height difference, or no, distance... [16:51] Haniwa E     What's the best choice?     What's the right answer? [16:54] Gunma-chan     Probably whatever makes the best story. [17:02] Production Haniwa     Hi, sir. [17:04] Production Haniwa     How's the storyboard coming along? [17:07] Gunma-chan     Who's that? [17:08] Production Haniwa     I'm the Production Assistant. [17:10] Sign     Production Assistant [17:10] Production Haniwa     I keep in touch with all related parties     and work to complete the show on schedule. [17:18] Gunma-chan     Sounds hard. [17:20] Production Haniwa     I'm fine! [17:21] Production Haniwa     I just deal with Producers who say they'll be done     tomorrow only to be five days late to the deadline... [17:25] Production Haniwa     Or oversleep and get     to the dubbing sessions late, [17:27] Production Haniwa     or those who accidentally save data     to the wrong files, that's all. [17:30] Production Haniwa     I'm totally fine! [17:32] Gunma-chan     There's really people like that? [17:34] Haniwa E     Done with the storyboard! [17:36] Sign     an8\i1\fnComic Sans MS\fs28\c&H010302&\3c&HFFFFFF&\shad0\b1}Haniwaman H* #19 [17:37] Haniwa E     This is the storyboard,     or the blueprint for animation. [17:40] Gunma-chan     Wow, that's cool. [17:44] Haniwa E     There's roughly thirty pages     for an animation of seven minutes. [17:47] Production Haniwa     With this storyboard, we move     on to the animation meeting. [17:51] Sign     Conference Room 2 [17:51] Sign     an8\i1\fnArial\fs10\c&H546245&\3c&HE6F6E3&\shad0\b1\fad(68,1)\move(366,180,366,100)}Haniwaman H* #19     Animation Meeting [17:51] Gunma-chan     Meeting? [17:53] Production Haniwa     We explain the content     of the storyboard to the animators. [17:56] Haniwa E     Haniwaman H stops     the unbelievably large boulder [18:01] Haniwa E     thrown by the Black Tengu     and chucks it back. [18:05] Haniwa E     So it goes "swoosh"     and then "ahh" and then "boom"! [18:09] Sign     Animation Area [18:09] Sign     Please     keep quiet [18:09] Haniwa E     This is the animation area. [18:12] Gunma-chan     Wow, there's so many of them! [18:14] Haniwa E     This is the main area     of animation, after all. [18:16] Haniwa E     Animators who work on illustrations     and animators who work [18:18] Haniwa E     on videos both work here,     along with the Animation Director. [18:21] Gunma-chan     Funny how it's not written     on paper with a pencil. [18:23] Haniwa E     We live in the 21st century, Gunma-chan. [18:36] Haniwa E     Roughly 1,500 illustrations are necessary     for a seven minute animation. [18:40] Haniwa E     These people are responsible     for every single one of them. [18:44] Haniwa E     What's the matter? [18:46] Gunma-chan     Why does everyone have manga     and dolls and stuff on their desk? [18:52] Gunma-chan     Even though... they're all... adults..? [18:55] Haniwa E     Oh, umm... they're for... r-reference..? [18:58] Haniwa E     Right! Reference when they draw! [19:03] Gunma-chan     Huh... really... [19:05] Haniwa E     Well, there are many reasons. [19:08] Haniwa E     Generally, animators draw illustrations     based on the earlier meeting. [19:12] Gunma-chan     Illustrations? [19:12] Haniwa E     They'll be the basis for moving animations. [19:17] Haniwa E     Next, the Animation     Director will make edits. [19:20] Gunma-chan     Hey, it changed a bit. [19:22] Haniwa E     And now, it becomes a video. [19:24] Gunma-chan     Wow, it moved! [19:26] Haniwa E     Then, the material is sent     to another location for the next phase. [19:30] Haniwa E     This is the Art Background team. [19:36] Haniwa E     This is the Art Finishing team. [19:44] Haniwa E     These materials are shot     and then composited... [19:53] Haniwa E     ...then edited. [19:56] Haniwa E     Studio recording. [19:57] Black Tengu     Where did you..! [20:01] Haniwa E     Dubbing... and finally... [20:08] Black Tengu     Yes! Paint it all black! [20:11] Black Tengu     You all shall suffer in the pitch black! [20:14] Haniwaman H     Not so fast! [20:17] Haniwaman H     It's over now, Black Tengu! [20:21] Black Tengu     Curse you, Haniwaman H! [20:22] Black Tengu     You shall be painted black, as well! [20:26] Haniwaman H     Crane Flash! [20:29] Black Tengu     What?! [20:32] Black Tengu     You'll pay for this! [20:35] Haniwaman H     I'll protect the peace of Haniwa. [20:38] Haniwaman H     Haniwa-ha-ha-ha! [20:41] All     Haniwa-ha-ha-ha! [20:44] Haniwa E     Man, am I glad we finished on time! [20:46] Production Haniwa     Barely, as always. [20:48] Gunma-chan     That's hard work. [20:50] Haniwas     Yes, it is. [20:52] Gunma-chan     Then why do you do it? [20:55] Haniwa E     That's because... [20:56] Haniwa E     we want to make kids who love anime smile! [21:00] Production Haniwa     If we can make it a global show and     the characters are loved all over the world, [21:05] Production Haniwa     everyone will be happy. [21:07] Gunma-chan     I hope so. [21:09] Narrator     I hope so, too. [21:12] Haniwa E     By the way, did you all notice     that I'm the fifth Haniwa? [21:16] Haniwa E     Looks like I've found my best position. [21:20] Narrator     Did you hear that? Good for him! [21:23] Gunma-chan     Anime Power... 100%! [22:59] Sign     Next Episode [23:03] Narrator     I've actually been keeping     a secret from you all. [23:07] Narrator     And that secret is... I've found     the key to Hiragana Gunma! [23:10] Narrator     As much as I want to share it with you now,     it's a secret until next week. [23:14] Narrator     I can give you one hint:     it's not over until it's over! [23:20] Narrator     Oh, did I mention the next     episode concludes Season 2? [23:24] Sign     Next Episode [23:24] Sign     Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard [23:24] Sign     and two others [23:25] Narrator     Things are a little more happy     with Gunma-chan*.* [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:31] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Yuuri-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 32, Chiba Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     ATS-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 56, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Andou Keisuke-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 7, Kanagawa Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Hiroto-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 6, Yamanashi Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Hiramura Koudai-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Shiishi Shiishishi-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 4, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks! 13 - Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard and two others Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:29] Sign     Gunma's Mysterious Underground Empire [01:29] Sign     Gunma's Mysterious Underground Empire [01:30] Gunma-chan     "Gunma's Mysterious Underground Empire." [01:34] Narrator     Today, Gunma-chan is visiting     the kofun with his uncle. [01:40] Narrator     Gunma is actually home to many     kofun anyone can visit very easily. [01:48] Kids     Wow! [01:50] Narrator     Oh, "kofun" is a large gravesite for     important people from a long time ago. [01:56] Akio     Kids, it's dark and     narrow in here! Be careful! [02:01] Meemi     This is kinda scary... [02:06] Akio     This is where all the history's at. [02:08] Gunma-chan     History? [02:09] Akio     People created this kofun     a long time ago to show future [02:13] Akio     generations that there's a real     important person buried here. [02:18] Gunma-chan     Huh... Let's see! [02:22] Gunma-chan     It's so dark. [02:24] Akio     Be careful, Gunma-chan. [02:26] Gunma-chan     I'm fin— [02:29] Aoma     You okay?! [02:30] Akio     You're pretty heavy, Gunma-chan. [02:39] Narrator     Gunma-chan and the rest of the gang     fell deeper and deeper down the hole. [02:50] Akio     Oh man, we're in trouble now... [02:54] Akio     Where are we? [02:59] Akio     Looks like we're underneath     the land of Gunma. [03:03] Aoma     Underneath Gunma?! [03:10] Meemi     Who knew it was so big down here... [03:13] Gunma-chan     What a cool place! Underground Gunma! [03:16] Akio     So close, but so far! Underground Gunma! Ha! [03:24] Akio     I was just trying my best     to cheer everyone up... [03:29] Akio     But the children don't care about     their uncle's thoughtful gesture... [03:35] Meemi     We can all hear you... [03:37] Black Haniwa A     You there! [03:38] Black Haniwa A     Who are you people?! [03:41] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan! [03:42] Black Haniwa A     Silence! I'm not asking for your name! [03:44] Black Haniwa A     Be quiet! [03:46] Akio     We're just honest residents of Gunma. [03:49] Akio     There's no need for violence! [03:53] Black Haniwa A     Let's hope that reasoning will come in handy [03:56] Black Haniwa A     before His Majesty, the Great Black     Haniwa of the Dark Continent! [04:02] Black Haniwa S     You... you're... [04:26] Jessica     Phew... Is everyone o... kay? [04:30] Akio     Thanks a bunch! [04:32] Gunma-chan     Is it safe now? [04:35] Jessica     Oh, I used the flat side of my blade,     so let's get out of here. [04:40] Gunma-chan     Okay! [04:46] Jessica     We should be safe here. [04:50] Jessica     What a surprise. [04:52] Jessica     You're the legendary heroes, aren't you? [04:55] Aoma+Meemi+Akio     Legendary heroes..? [04:57] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan. [04:58] Jessica     I'm aware. You all are famous down here. [05:03] Gunma-chan     Down here? [05:05] Jessica     This world is named "Under-Gunma". [05:08] Gunma-chan     That's cool. [05:10] Jessica     I'm Jessica. I used to     be this world's guardian. [05:15] Akio     Used to be? [05:17] Jessica     We were invaded by the Black     Haniwa Army and its ruler, [05:20] Jessica     Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [05:24] Jessica     Our organization was dismantled, [05:26] Jessica     and they've turned Under-Gunma     into a world of darkness. [05:30] Aoma     That sucks. [05:31] Meemi     Looks like we stumbled     down here at a bad time. [05:35] Gunma-chan     Jessica-san, right? [05:38] Jessica     Yes... [05:39] Gunma-chan     I'm Gunma-chan. Nice to meet you. [05:41] Aoma     A greeting? Now? [05:43] Jessica     Nice to meet you, Gunma-chan. [05:45] Aoma     Oh, you're cool with that? I'm Aoma! [05:47] Meemi     I'm Meemi! [05:48] Akio     Akio, at your service! [05:50] Jessica     Thank you, everyone. [05:53] Jessica     When I saw you, I remembered     an old tale passed down in our land. [06:00] Jessica     "Do not fret when this world     is covered in darkness." [06:04] Jessica     "Heroes clothed in yellow,     blue, and pink will [06:07] Jessica     arrive with their servant     from a faraway land." [06:09] Jessica     "They will wield the Three Sacred Treasures     and restore light to our world... " [06:15] Meemi     Heroes? Us? [06:17] Akio     I'm... the servant? [06:20] Aoma     It's like a plot for a game! [06:23] Gunma-chan     What's the Three Sacred Treasures? [06:26] Jessica     The Magatama Bead, Mirror, and Sword... [06:29] Jessica     all sacred tools used in rituals of worship. [06:32] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi     Cool. [06:35] Jessica     You must come with me to gather     the Three Sacred Treasures, [06:39] Jessica     become the legendary heroes,     and head to the Black Haniwa Castle. [06:43] Jessica     Together, we can defeat their ruler     and restore peace across Under-Gunma! [06:48] Gunma-chan     Okay! [06:49] Aoma     Whoa, shouldn't we play hardball a bit more? [06:52] Akio     Nah! [06:54] Akio     You don't come across many     opportunities to become a hero! [06:57] Jessica     Technically, you're the servant     of the legendary heroes... [07:03] Narrator     And like that, Gunma-chan and     the gang embarked on a new adventure. [07:10] Jessica     First, we'll visit the Under-Daruma     Tribe, who possess the Bead. [07:14] Aoma     Ugh... this is usually where     things start to drag out in games. [07:18] Narrator     Not the case for Gunma-chan! [07:22] Narrator     With the help of Jessica,     Gunma-chan retrieved the... [07:26] Daruma     Under-Daruma! [07:29] Narrator     ...Gun-magatama Bead! [07:36] Daruma     Daruma! [07:37] Narrator     Next, Gunma-chan visited Jessica's     Meow-cat Tribe and retrieved the... [07:42] Cat     Hiss! [07:45] Narrator     ...Gunma Mirror! [07:52] Cat     Meow! [07:53] Aoma     At this pace, we'll find     the last treasure in no time! [07:57] Gunma-chan     Yeah! [08:00] Narrator     ...Or will they? [08:03] Gunma-chan     Heroes Power... 100%! [08:09] Sign     Legendary Treasures [08:09] Sign     Legendary Treasures [08:10] Gunma-chan     "Legendary Treasures." [08:14] Aoma     That was a lot easier than I thought. [08:17] Meemi     So the Sword is the only one left? [08:20] Akio     What happens when we get all three? [08:22] Jessica     Umm... [08:25] Jessica     Actually, I don't know, either. [08:28] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [08:29] Jessica     It's all a legend, after all. [08:32] Akio     When did the Black     Haniwa invade Under-Gunma? [08:36] Jessica     Their reign over our land     has lasted for ten years... [08:40] Jessica     Not only are the Black Haniwa     a powerful army, [08:43] Jessica     but the Great Black Haniwa of the     Dark Continent is our biggest enemy. [08:48] Akio+Meemi+Aoma     The Great Black Haniwa     of the Dark Continent? [08:48] Gunma-chan     The Great Black Haniwa     of the Dark Chocolate? [08:51] All     Huh? [08:56] Jessica     The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [08:58] Jessica     Your turn! [08:59] Aoma     The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [09:02] Meemi     The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [09:05] Akio     The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [09:08] Gunma-chan     The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Chocolate. [09:12] Jessica     So it was Gunma-chan... [09:14] Jessica     Not quite. [09:16] Jessica     "The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent". [09:19] Gunma-chan     Great... Black... Haniwa of the Dark... Continent..? [09:24] Jessica     Good job! All together, now! [09:28] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi+Akio     "The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent". [09:32] Jessica     Perfect! That felt good. [09:35] Aoma     Was that really that important? [09:37] Meemi     Jessica-san may be a bit strange... [09:40] Akio     What now? We just need to get the Sword? [09:44] Jessica     That's right. [09:45] Jessica     We should be able to fight     the Great Black Haniwa of [09:47] Jessica     the Dark Continent once we complete     the Three Sacred Treasures. [09:51] Jessica     And the Sword is... [09:53] Jessica     So we came from here,     went down here, and we're now here. [09:56] Jessica     Here's the castle of the Great     Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [09:59] Jessica     The Sword is with the Tengu Tribe here. [10:01] Jessica     It should take us a few days from here. [10:05] Aoma     You mean that evil guy's castle is closer? [10:08] Jessica     Yes... [10:09] Akio     That's pretty far... [10:11] Aoma     With games, [10:13] Aoma     I need to play at least 100 hours     to feel like I got my money's worth. [10:18] Aoma     But that same amount of time is     a huge drag in the real world. [10:21] Meemi     Not to mention we'll get hungry     and our feet will hurt. [10:25] Akio     Maybe it's best if your uncle's     left out of the adventure bit. [10:30] Akio     Think about it. [10:32] Akio     I get tired more easily. I like to complain. [10:35] Akio     I don't even care that much. [10:36] Akio     I can't give good advice. [10:38] Akio     And not many people like me, you know... [10:45] Akio     Hey! That's where you're supposed to say, [10:48] Akio     "That's not true!" [10:50] Meemi     What's all this about? [10:51] Aoma     Who knows. [10:53] Gunma-chan     You're funny, Uncle Akio. [10:57] Akio     Gunma-chan, you're     the only one who understands me! [11:03] Jessica     Aboveground-Gunma-nians     are hard to understand. [11:07] Black Haniwa A     Found them! [11:08] Black Haniwa A     It's Gunma-chan's gang! Get them! [11:16] Akio     This is bad. [11:22] Narrator     In that moment, Gunma-chan     unleashed his Gunma Power! [11:30] Gunma-chan     Gunma Power! [11:40] Gunma-chan     Huh? [11:41] Narrator     Apparently, Gunma Power     has no effect in Under-Gunma. [11:45] Gunma-chan     Aww, man! [11:47] Jessica     We don't have a chance     against this many people. [11:51] Akio     Fine... I'll go. [11:55] Meemi     Why you? [11:56] Akio     I'll buy us time. Get     outta here while you can. [12:00] Gunma-chan     Uncle Akio... [12:07] Akio     Look! A pink piggy's     dancing around in the air! [12:10] Black Haniwa S     No way! [12:12] Black Haniwa S     Where?! [12:15] Akio     Haha, suckers! [12:17] Akio     There's no such thing as a flying pig! [12:20] Akio     If you wanna beat me up, better catch me! [12:25] Black Haniwa S     Why you..! [12:26] Black Haniwa S     Get him! [12:31] Gunma-chan     They're all gone... [12:33] Aoma     Not bad, Uncle Akio. [12:34] Jessica     We should go while we can! [12:36] Gunma-chan     Uncle Akio! Thank you! [12:40] Gunma-chan     Uh-oh. [12:41] Akio     Better come get me or I'll run away! [12:41] Black Haniwa A     So it was a trap! [12:43] Black Haniwa A     We only need three people to chase him. [12:45] Black Haniwa A     The rest of you, come with me! [12:48] Akio     I'm right here! [12:51] Black Haniwa S     Get back here! [12:53] Akio     Crap! My plan backfired! [12:57] Black Haniwa S     Stop! [12:58] Akio     Now what?! [13:00] Black Haniwa A     They shouldn't be far! Find them! [13:03] Black Haniwa S     Roger that. [13:05] Aoma     Guys, this is bad! [13:13] Jessica     Achoo! [13:15] Jessica     I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it in. [13:18] Black Haniwa S     There they are! [13:19] Black Haniwa S     Found them! [13:19] Black Haniwa S     Get them! [13:22] Black Haniwa S     Hurry! [13:22] Jessica     I'll fight them off. Go on without me! [13:27] Ninja Cat     We shall assist you! [13:31] Ninja Sisters     We are the Ninja Sisters! [13:33] Ninja Mouse     Squeak [13:34] Ninja Cat     We'll fight to protect Gunma-chan! [13:38] Ninja Cat     Here's this compliance-safe fireworks thing! [13:42] Ninja Sisters     Take that! [13:52] Gunma-chan     That was awesome! [13:53] Ninja Cat     No worries, I didn't use my actual blade. [13:55] Ninja Mouse     Here, we got what you were looking for! [14:01] Gunma-chan     Wow! [14:05] Jessica     That's the Gunmer Sword! [14:06] Aoma     That completes the Three Sacred Treasures! [14:09] Gunma-chan     We'll be fine now with Ninja-san here! [14:11] Ninja Cat     Actually, [14:12] Ninja Cat     we must head to the bargain sale at the     grocery store under your mother's orders. [14:17] Ninja Mouse     We bid you farewell for now! [14:22] Aoma     Things would've been much     easier with them here. [14:24] Meemi     That's too bad. [14:26] Akio     Hey! [14:29] Akio     I think I lost them! You guys okay? [14:34] Akio     What's the matter with you guys? [14:37] Meemi     Welcome back... [14:39] Akio     T-Thanks... [14:40] Narrator     What will happen to our heroes next?! [14:43] Gunma-chan     Three Sacred Treasures Power... 100%! [14:49] Sign     Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard [14:49] Sign     Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard [14:50] Gunma-chan     "Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard." [15:01] Aoma     How do we get inside? [15:03] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Naha-naha-naha-naha-naha! [15:06] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Great Black Haniwa of the     Dark Continent shall greet you. [15:13] Jessica     Great Black... [15:14] Akio     Haniwa of the... [15:15] Aoma+Meemi     ...Dark Continent. [15:18] All     He's white?! [15:21] Akio     The Black Haniwa... is white?! [15:24] Aoma     Why "Black" if you're white? [15:26] Meemi     That makes no sense! [15:28] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     You may think of me as "evil", but     no one ever said that "black" means "evil". [15:34] Gunma-chan     So true. [15:35] Akio     Come on, Gunma-chan! [15:37] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     So you're named Gunma-chan. [15:38] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     I see you wish to collect the Three     Sacred Treasures and defeat me. [15:42] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     You may believe you're     on the side of justice, [15:45] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     but the truth is that I'm justice. [15:49] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     From my perspective, you're the evil ones. [15:52] Gunma-chan     Oh, okay. [15:55] Aoma     Gunma-chan, he's lying! [15:57] Aoma     The bad guys always say that in games, too! [16:00] Meemi     Characters who blab on at the end     of a story are usually bad guys! [16:04] Jessica     You're the one who's disturbed     the peace of Under-Gunma! [16:07] Jessica     We've been stripped of our happiness, [16:09] Jessica     economic growth has been stunted, [16:12] Jessica     and our elderly have had to     pay more medical fees out of pocket! [16:14] Jessica     You should be ashamed of yourself! [16:16] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Go ahead and make me the scapegoat. [16:19] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     The question is... Can you defeat me? [16:25] Aoma     Gun-magatama! [16:27] Meemi     Gunma Mirror! [16:31] Gunma-chan     Gunmer Sword! [16:39] Jessica     "Do not fret when this world     is covered in darkness." [16:43] Jessica     "Heroes clothed in yellow, blue,     and pink will arrive from a faraway land." [16:47] Jessica     "They will wield the Three Sacred Treasures      and restore light to our world!" [16:53] Narrator     The Three Sacred Treasures gifted     Gunma-chan superpowers so strong, [16:57] Narrator     he gained God-like strength! [17:00] Narrator     Let's call him "Super Super Gunma-chan"! [17:04] Super Super Gunma-chan     Hello, I'm Super Super Gunma-chan. [17:07] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Hello, I'm the Great Black     Haniwa of the Dark Continent. [17:12] Super Super Gunma-chan     It looks like Gunma-chan knows     everything and can do anything right now. [17:18] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Is that so? [17:20] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Can you withstand this     surge of my evil wrath? [17:32] Super Super Gunma-chan     That was a soft evil surge! [17:35] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     I have unlimited powers! [17:39] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Take this! [17:41] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Underground Double-Helix      Downpour Typhoon Maximum! [17:45] Super Super Gunma-chan     Gunma Power Special! [17:49] Narrator     The two unimaginable super     ultra energy sources clashed [17:52] Narrator     to create two avatars     in an alternate dimension! [17:56] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     I know you people love to fight! [17:59] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Why don't you give in and fight?! [18:00] Super Super Gunma-chan     No, I don't wanna! No violence! [18:02] Super Super Gunma-chan     Gotcha! [18:04] Super Super Gunma-chan     Gunma-chan doesn't feel     like fighting anymore! [18:07] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     This is no innocent game of tag! Destruct! [18:15] Gunma-chan     Huh? [18:17] Gunma-chan     No one's here. Is anyone here? [18:21] Gunma-chan 2     I'm here! [18:23] Gunma-chan     Huh? Gunma-chan? [18:25] Gunma-chan 2     Yeah, I'm Gunma-chan. [18:31] Gunma-chan 2     You can be happy in this world. [18:34] Gunma-chan     Yeah, I could. [18:37] Gunma-chan     ...But I think it would be better     if my friends were here. [18:41] Gunma-chan 2     Why? Just Gunma-chan is better. [18:45] Gunma-chan     But I... [18:46] Gunma-chan     I love my friends! [18:51] Gunma-chan 2     Oh, okay. [19:04] Akio     Gunma-chan, now! Finish him! [19:07] Super Super Gunma-chan     Let's be friends, Great Black     Haniwa-san of the Dark Continent. [19:15] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     How could you reject your powers? [19:17] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Aren't you worried that I'll attack you? [19:21] Gunma-chan     Great Black Haniwa-san     of the Dark Continent wouldn't do that! [19:28] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     You seem to know me better     than I know myself... [19:31] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Naha-naha-naha! I admit my full defeat! [19:37] Akio     Here's looking at you, kid! [19:41] Narrator     Simply fighting doesn't solve any problems. [19:44] Narrator     It's important to communicate. [19:48] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent     Let's begin discussions with the other     tribes to restore peace in Under-Gunma. [19:52] Gunma-chan     Nice! [19:54] Jessica     Who would've thought... [19:56] Akio     That's Hiragana Gunma for ya! [19:58] Aoma     So that solves that! [19:59] Meemi     I guess this is a happy ending. [20:01] Gunma-chan     Let's all sing together! [20:04] Jessica     This should safely take     you back above ground. [20:07] Akio     Thanks for everything! [20:09] Jessica     No, thank you! [20:12] Gunma-chan     See ya! [20:15] Jessica     They were true heroes. [20:17] Jessica     Aoma, Meemi, Gunma-chan... even Uncle Akio. [20:20] Jessica     Thank you! [20:23] Gunma-chan     Bye-bye! [20:24] Aoma+Meemi     Bye-bye! [20:25] Narrator     Curiously, not much time     had passed in the real world. [20:30] Haniwa ABCD     Hi, Gunma-chan! [20:31] Gunma-chan     Hi, Haniwa-san. [20:33] Haniwa E     Hello! [20:34] Gunma-chan     Hi, Haniwa E-san. [20:35] Haniwa E     Wow! [20:38] Akio     Alright. See ya, Gunma-chan! [20:40] Gunma-chan     Okay, bye! [20:41] Gunma-chan     I'm home! [20:42] Mom     Welcome home! [20:44] Mom     What were you guys up to today? [20:47] Gunma-chan     An adventure, I guess. [20:48] Mom     Adventure? A bit dramatic. [20:50] Gunma-chan     But it's true... [20:52] Yuumi     It's not fair, you always go without me! [20:55] Dad     Gunma-chan, let's remember     to take Yuumi on your next adventure. [20:59] Gunma-chan     Okay, I promise. [21:00] Yuumi     Yay! [21:02] Gunma-chan     Let's all go together next time! [21:05] Mom+Dad+Yuumi     Yeah! [21:07] Gunma-chan     Awesome! [21:09] Gunma-chan     Good night. [21:11] Yuumi     Good night. [21:12] Mom     Good night. [21:14] Dad     Good night. [21:17] Narrator     Okay, everyone. [21:18] Narrator     That's the end of Gunma-chan*.* [21:21] Narrator     See you again! [21:23] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma     Gunma Power... 1000%! [22:59] Sign     Farewell Messages [23:01] Haniwa A     That was so much fun, Gunma-chan. [23:03] Haniwa B     It sure was, Gunma-chan. [23:05] Haniwa C     It really was fun, Gunma-chan. [23:08] Haniwa D     It was fun, Gunma-chan. [23:10] Gunma-chan     Sure was! [23:11] Haniwa E     I had fun too, Gunma-chan! [23:13] Haniwa ABCD     And you are?! [23:14] Gunma-chan     It's Haniwa E-san. [23:15] Haniwa E     I've finally moved up to supporting cast! [23:17] Gunma-chan     But this is the end. [23:19] Haniwa ABCD     What?! [23:20] Gunma-chan     I hope I'll see you again! [23:22] Haniwa E     I certainly hope so. [23:23] Haniwa ABCD     We hope so, too! [23:25] Gunma-chan     I really hope so too,     but who knows what'll happen. [23:28] Sign     See you! [23:28] Sign     See you! [23:28] Gunma-chan     Bye-bye! [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong [23:29] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong      [23:31] Sign     Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong. [24:07] Sign     Hello, Gunma-chan! [24:10] Gunma-chan     Hello! [24:12] Sign     Onushi Chichi-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 57, Gunma Prefecture) [24:12] Sign     Aoi Tanuki-chan [24:12] Sign     (Age: 30, Gunma Prefecture) [24:16] Gunma-chan     Did you guys take the time to draw me? [24:18] Sign     Vunvun-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 33, Miyagi Prefecture) [24:18] Sign     Okie-chan [24:18] Sign     (Age: 38, Tochigi Prefecture) [24:22] Gunma-chan     Look at all those Gunma-chans! [24:23] Sign     Okkii Shouma-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: °Heart°, Saitama Prefecture) [24:23] Sign     Tanaka-chan [24:23] Sign     (Age: 19, Tokyo Prefecture) [24:27] Gunma-chan     Aww, shucks!