# Season 2
# 1 - Gunma-chan, To Be Continued! and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan, To Be Continued
**[01:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan, To Be Continued
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma-chan, to be Continued!"
**[01:34] Square and Triangle**
*See you next week!*
**[01:37] Square and Triangle**
*Bye!*
**[01:41] Sign**
To be continued
**[01:41] Sign**
To be continued
**[01:42] Gunma-chan**
Bye!
**[01:47] Mom**
Alright, it's time for dinner.
**[01:52] Gunma-chan**
Mom, what does "to be continued" mean?
**[01:58] Mom**
It means something isn't the end yet.
**[02:00] Mom**
So *Square and Triangle* will be
on again this time next week.
**[02:06] Gunma-chan**
Cool! I can't wait!
**[02:09] Gunma-chan**
Yay for "to be continued"!
**[02:10] Dad**
It's fun to wait all week
for a show you're excited about.
**[02:16] Yuumi**
No way! I'd rather stream it so
I can watch it anytime, anywhere.
**[02:20] Sign**
Square and Triangle
**[02:20] Sign**
Season 1
**[02:20] Sign**
(51 Episodes)
**[02:20] Sign**
Language: Japanese
**[02:20] Sign**
Download
**[02:20] Sign**
Watchlist
**[02:20] Sign**
Play
Episode 1
**[02:20] Sign**
More
**[02:21] Narrator**
Allow me to explain.
**[02:23] Sign**
Streaming
**[02:23] Narrator**
* "Streaming" refers to subscription services*
* that allow users to consume content for a flat rate.*
**[02:26] Sign**
Subscriptions
**[02:30] Sign**
Square and Triangle
**[02:30] Sign**
Season 1
**[02:30] Sign**
(51 Episodes)
**[02:30] Sign**
Language: Japanese
**[02:30] Narrator**
* This includes services that offer video content*
* available to watch anytime through the internet.*
**[02:35] Sign**
Episode 1
**[02:35] Sign**
Episode 2
**[02:35] Sign**
Episode 3
**[02:35] Sign**
Details
**[02:35] Sign**
Related Titles
**[02:35] Sign**
Episode 4
**[02:37] Sign**
Square and Triangle
**[02:37] Sign**
Square and Triangle
**[02:37] Narrator**
* We sure live in a convenient*
* world these days.*
**[02:42] Dad**
Sure, but I think "to be
continued" is a great word.
**[02:49] Gunma-chan**
"To be continued"...
**[02:51] Mom**
It's great when nice things continue.
**[02:54] Mom**
And not-so-nice things
can't end soon enough.
**[02:57] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[02:59] Yuumi**
But things aren't that
simple in the real world.
**[03:04] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi...
**[03:05] Yuumi**
What is it, Onii-chan?
**[03:08] Gunma-chan**
You sure have a lot to say
about that one phrase.
**[03:17] Yuumi**
Yeah, I guess...
**[03:26] Narrator**
*That's right.*
**[03:27] Narrator**
* When it comes to her brother,*
* Yuumi-chan can take things a step too far.*
**[03:33] Narrator**
*Gunma-chan on the other hand...*
**[03:36] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi, I'll always love you.
**[03:40] Gunma-chan**
And you'll always be
my little sister, but...
**[03:46] Dad**
Y-You know! It's actually really important
for things to be continued!
**[03:50] Mom**
Our lives as a family of four
is to be continued.
**[03:53] Dad**
Delicious dinners every night
are to be continued.
**[03:56] Mom**
And friendly sibling-hood is to be continued!
**[03:59] Gunma-chan**
For sure!
**[04:04] Yuumi**
Onii-chan, I took it too far. I'm sorry.
**[04:09] Gunma-chan**
...To be continued.
**[04:10] Dad**
To be continued.
**[04:12] Mom**
To be continued.
**[04:13] Yuumi**
To be continued.
**[04:15] Narrator**
For normal lives to continue
is actually something very precious.
**[04:24] Gunma-chan**
Continued... It's all to be continued...
**[04:30] Haniwa A**
Hey there, Gunma-chan!
**[04:32] Gunma-chan**
Hello, Haniwa-san.
Is everything continuing on?
**[04:35] Haniwa A**
Continue?
**[04:37] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, it's important
for things to be continued!
**[04:42] Haniwa A**
Is that code for something?
**[04:44] Gunma-chan**
I realized how important it is
for everyday life to continue.
**[04:49] Haniwa B**
Is that a new religion?
**[04:50] Haniwa C**
Or an entrepreneurship salon?
**[04:53] Haniwa D**
No, no, it's Gunma-chan!
**[05:18] Background Noise**
So fun! So much fun!
**[05:45] Haniwa A**
Such pure, unclouded eyes!
**[05:47] Haniwa B**
A true believer of all things
to be continued!
**[05:49] Haniwa C**
Power to all things to be continued!
**[05:52] Haniwa D**
Gunma-chan!
**[05:54] Haniwa D**
You've helped us see the light
that is all things to be continued!
**[05:57] Haniwa D**
We shall reflect and
embark on a new chapter
**[06:00] Haniwa D**
of our Haniwa lives
with this new-found purpose!
**[06:08] Haniwas**
To be continued! To be continued!
**[06:10] Haniwas**
To be continued! To be continued!
**[06:17] Aoma**
I bet Gunma-chan's over there.
**[06:20] Meemi**
Agreed.
**[06:25] Aoma+Meemi**
Gunma-chan!
**[06:30] Meemi**
What are you up to?
**[06:31] Gunma-chan**
Umm, nothing, actually.
**[06:34] Aoma**
I knew it! Thought so.
**[06:36] Meemi**
It's a luxury to not do anything.
**[06:45] Gunma-chan**
There's so many shapes,
I could watch them forever.
**[06:49] Aoma**
Sure could.
**[06:50] Meemi**
So cool.
**[06:53] Gunma-chan**
Wow... "To be continued" is so cool.
**[07:15] Narrator**
* Looks like there's no need*
* for Gunma Power today.*
**[07:20] Gunma-chan**
It's nice to be continued.
**[07:23] Narrator**
*To be continued... What a beautiful phrase.*
**[07:27] Narrator**
*With that said, thank you for watching.*
**[07:33] Gunma-chan**
Thank you for watching.
**[07:36] Aoma**
Who ya talking to, Gunma-chan?
**[07:39] Gunma-chan**
To the world.
**[07:41] Meemi**
That's so like you, Gunma-chan. I like it!
**[07:45] Aoma**
You think so?
**[07:47] Gunma-chan**
I do!
**[07:49] Meemi**
Sure!
**[07:53] Aoma**
I guess!
**[07:57] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi**
Thank you for watching.
**[08:00] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi**
To be continued!
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
To Be Continued Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
My Little Sister, Yuumi
**[08:09] Sign**
My Little Sister, Yuumi
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"My Little Sister, Yuumi."
**[08:16] Yuumi**
Being the younger sister
really doesn't pay off.
**[08:19] Yuumi**
No matter how hard I try,
Onii-chan comes first and I'm second.
**[08:24] Yuumi**
Even though we're twins
with the same birthday...
**[08:27] Akio**
Ain't that the truth!
**[08:29] Akio**
Younger siblings miss out on so much!
**[08:33] Yuumi**
Uncle Akio! When did you...?
**[08:36] Akio**
Sup!
**[08:37] Akio**
I totally get it as your
dad's younger brother...
**[08:43] Akio**
Not to mention we're twins, too!
**[08:44] Narrator**
*Please note this brief explanation.*
**[08:44] Sign**
Mom
**[08:44] Sign**
Older Brother
**[08:44] Sign**
Younger Brother
**[08:44] Sign**
Twins
**[08:44] Sign**
Dad
**[08:44] Sign**
Akio
**[08:45] Sign**
Gunma-chan
**[08:45] Sign**
Twins
**[08:45] Sign**
Yuumi
**[08:50] Akio**
Your dad and I are the same age,
and we even look the same.
**[08:53] Akio**
But he's still Big Bro
and I'm the younger one...
**[08:57] Yuumi**
So true!
**[08:58] Yuumi**
By the time I realized it,
Onii-chan was here.
**[09:01] Akio**
So true!
**[09:03] Yuumi+Akio**
And we didn't ask for it!
**[09:05] Akio**
We're second in line to do anything...
**[09:07] Yuumi**
When we're together,
people always talk to Onii-chan first.
**[09:12] Akio**
Come time to pick something,
it's always Big Bro first!
**[09:15] Yuumi**
Everyone pays all their attention
to Onii-chan, and I always come second!
**[09:21] Yuumi+Akio**
It's not fair!
**[09:26] Dad**
That's right, it's so unfair...
**[09:29] Dad**
Neither of us asked to be
the older sibling...
**[09:33] Gunma-chan**
I have to do everything first
just cause I'm Onii-chan...
**[09:37] Dad**
Everyone wants our opinion first...
**[09:40] Dad**
But since I have no time to think,
I blurt out something weird...
**[09:46] Dad**
And then my brother comes
in and says something really clever.
**[09:50] Dad**
So everyone ends up praising him instead.
**[09:54] Gunma-chan**
Whatever I say, Yuumi always
has the last word.
**[09:59] Dad**
Everyone loves saying "You have to
be patient since you're older."
**[10:04] Gunma-chan**
It really doesn't pay being Onii-chan.
**[10:06] Dad**
Now we have this responsibility
forever and none of it was our choice.
**[10:11] Gunma-chan**
That's so scary!
**[10:13] Dad**
Once you're an Onii-chan,
you're stuck with it forever!
**[10:18] Dad+Gunma-chan**
So unfair...
**[10:37] Akio**
Big Bro! I reckon it's time
to settle some old scores.
**[10:41] Dad**
How convenient.
I was thinking the same thing.
**[10:46] Yuumi**
Onii-chan, I have something to say, too!
**[10:51] Gunma-chan**
W-well, s-s-s-so does...
**[10:55] Gunma-chan**
So does Gunma-chan!
**[10:58] Yuumi**
Fine, then. Go ahead.
**[11:00] Yuumi**
I'll let you go first.
**[11:03] Gunma-chan**
See... I knew Gunma-chan would be first...
**[11:06] Dad**
Unbelievable...
**[11:08] Dad**
This is a brutal attack against us,
the Onii-chan Union!
**[11:12] Dad**
We have to win this battle...
I'm counting on you, Gunma-chan!
**[11:16] Gunma-chan**
Let's go!
**[11:20] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan is Yuumi's Onii-chan, but...
**[11:25] Gunma-chan**
But... big brothers have it really rough!
**[11:30] Dad**
Way to go, Gunma-chan! You said your truth!
**[11:32] Akio**
Don't back down, Yuumi-chan!
**[11:34] Yuumi**
What's so tough for you, Onii-chan?
That you have a little sister?
**[11:39] Yuumi**
So am I the cause for
everything that's hard for you?
**[11:44] Gunma-chan**
Huh? W-Well, that's um...
**[11:47] Yuumi**
Well? What do you have to say?
**[11:55] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[12:04] Akio**
Sorry, Big Bro.
**[12:05] Akio**
I guess this is one of those
"the grass is greener" situations.
**[12:09] Dad**
It's me who should be apologizing.
**[12:12] Dad**
When I think about how much
more fun life is with you in it,
**[12:16] Dad**
it doesn't matter who got
the shorter end of the stick.
**[12:20] Akio**
Big Bro...
**[12:22] Dad+Akio**
We're brothers forever!
**[12:26] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi, you're my precious little sister!
**[12:31] Yuumi**
And you're my dear big brother, Onii-chan.
**[12:34] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[12:36] Yuumi**
But still...
**[12:37] Yuumi**
We should set that aside
and have a serious conversation.
**[12:42] Narrator**
*What's this?!*
**[12:43] Narrator**
*Gunma-chan's omnipotent healing Gunma Power*
**[12:46] Narrator**
* seems to have little effect on his*
* twin sister in her heightened state!*
**[12:53] Yuumi**
As your twin, I know you
better than anyone else.
**[12:58] Yuumi**
I even know that you use Gunma Power
to heal the loads of problems across Gunma.
**[13:04] Gunma-chan**
Y-You do?
**[13:07] Yuumi**
I love you very much, Onii-chan. But...
**[13:12] Yuumi**
I don't intend to avoid the issue and stand
by idly without exchanging genuine opinions.
**[13:21] Yuumi**
Understood, Onii-chan?
**[13:23] Narrator**
* As Gunma-chan's twin, it turns out Yuumi-chan*
* is actually a pretty tough customer.*
**[13:34] Gunma-chan**
I like being Onii-chan sometimes,
but I'm fine for things to stay as they are!
**[13:41] Yuumi**
Huh?
**[13:43] Yuumi**
So that's your opinion...
**[13:47] Yuumi**
When it comes down to it,
you avoid reflecting
**[13:50] Yuumi**
on the issue and are fine just getting by.
**[13:53] Yuumi**
I'm not sure I can fully
support that stance.
**[13:58] Gunma-chan**
Then... what do we do?
**[14:00] Yuumi**
Hmm...
**[14:04] Yuumi**
You can owe me this one time.
**[14:06] Gunma-chan**
Wha?? Owe you?
**[14:09] Yuumi**
It means until you can return the favor,
**[14:10] Yuumi**
I'll remember this
conversation *forever*, Onii-chan!
**[14:17] Gunma-chan**
My... sweet little sister...?
**[14:19] Dad**
Perfect! I'm glad we all get along!
**[14:22] Akio**
That settles that!
**[14:26] Narrator**
*Looks like this isn't over one bit.*
**[14:29] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan and Yuumi-chan's relationship*
* will be one to watch in the coming weeks.*
**[14:34] Yuumi**
Don't be silly.
**[14:36] Yuumi**
I'm Onii-chan's sweet little
sister Yuumi, as always!
**[14:41] Narrator**
Of course.
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Little Sister Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Aoma's Lie
**[14:49] Sign**
Aoma's Lie
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Aoma's Lie."
**[15:00] Aoma**
Gunma-chan, I have something to tell you.
**[15:03] Gunma-chan**
What is it?
**[15:04] Aoma**
I'll confess just to you!
**[15:16] Aoma**
I've... been lying.
**[15:18] Gunma-chan**
Whaaa?! Why?!
**[15:22] Aoma**
It all started when...
**[15:26] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
Aoma, did you finish your homework?
**[15:31] (Flashback) Aoma**
Yeah... it's done.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
Really? Great job!
**[15:37] (Flashback) Aoma**
For a change...
**[15:42] Aoma**
* So it's not actually done,*
* but I can finish it later, so no problem!*
**[15:49] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
Then why don't we make your favorite
dinner tonight? Hamburg Steak!
**[15:55] (Flashback) Aoma**
Woo-hoo!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
I've been a little too hard on
you about your studies.
**[16:01] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
Look at you now,
doing things all by yourself...
**[16:07] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
I'm so proud of you.
**[16:11] (Flashback) Aoma**
I guess...
**[16:13] Aoma**
*Man, I'm a real baddie. She fully bought it.*
**[16:20] Aoma**
*It's not my fault you fell for it!*
**[16:24] (Flashback) Gunma-chan+Meemi**
A-o-ma!
**[16:28] (Flashback) Aoma**
Gunma-chan! Meemi!
**[16:29] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
Let's go play, Aoma!
**[16:37] Aoma**
* I totally forgot I promised*
* Gunma-chan that I'd play with him today...*
**[16:47] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
This is so fun!
**[16:49] (Flashback) Meemi**
So fun!
**[16:51] (Flashback) Aoma**
What a blast!
**[16:55] Aoma**
*But what's this... heavy feeling in my heart?*
**[16:59] Aoma**
* When I get home, I'll start*
* on my homework right away...*
**[17:03] (Flashback) Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi**
See ya!
**[17:07] (Flashback) Aoma**
I'm home!
**[17:09] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
Welcome home. It's a bit
early but dinner's ready.
**[17:14] (Flashback) Aoma's Mom**
You've been working so hard,
I tried my best, too.
**[17:22] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
Aoma, I heard from Mom.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
Sounds like you've been doing a great job.
**[17:27] (Flashback) Aoma**
Y-Yeah...
**[17:30] (Flashback) Aoma**
Oh man, I'm so full!
**[17:33] (Flashback) Aoma**
Let's take a short break, then
I have to get started on my homework...
**[17:36] (Flashback) Aoma**
It'll be over before I know it
if I just concentrate!
**[17:44] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
Aoma, guess what?
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer XX
**[17:47] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
Bam!
**[17:50] (Flashback) Aoma**
It's *Gun-Gunmer XX*!!
**[17:52] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
I know you've been dying to see it.
**[17:55] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
It's the legendary Pilot Version!
**[17:57] (Flashback) Aoma**
No way! Awesome!!
**[18:06] Gun-Gunmer XX**
We shall meet again,
good people of Gunma!
**[18:16] Aoma**
Man...
**[18:19] Aoma**
*Gun-Gunmer* really is the best!
**[18:22] (Flashback) Aoma**
Thanks, Dad!
**[18:23] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
Your dad is usually a bit too
harsh on you for watching TV.
**[18:28] (Flashback) Aoma's Dad**
But when you're working hard,
Dad likes watching TV with you.
**[18:33] (Flashback) Aoma**
F-F-For sure... m-my h-hard w-work paid off...
**[18:54] (Flashback) Sign**
Keep on keeping on until it's done!
**[18:57] (Flashback) Aoma**
Alright, it's now or never...
I won't give up til it's finished!
**[19:01] (Flashback) Aoma**
It's time to put my money where my mouth is!
**[19:03] (Flashback) Aoma**
No homework in the world's
ever gone unfinished!
**[19:07] (Flashback) Aoma**
...Perfect delivery.
**[19:11] (Flashback) Aoma**
But before that, just five
minutes to clear my head...
**[19:23] (Flashback) Aoma**
Wait, it's morning?!
**[19:27] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
I got it, Aoma... Gunma Power it is...
**[19:50] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[20:03] (Flashback) Aoma**
There's loads of things more
important in life than homework.
**[20:13] (Flashback) Aoma**
No, no, no, no, no!
**[20:15] (Flashback) Aoma**
My homework not being done
is bad, bad, bad, bad, bad!
**[20:29] Aoma**
Gunma-chan, I have something to tell you.
**[20:32] Gunma-chan**
What is it?
**[20:34] Aoma**
I'll confess just to you!
**[20:46] Aoma**
I've... been lying.
**[20:48] Gunma-chan**
Whaaa?! Why?!
**[20:52] Gunma-chan**
...But why does Gunma-chan
have to do it, too?
**[20:55] Aoma**
That's what best friends are for!
**[20:59] Aoma**
As long as it's done, my lie won't matter!
**[21:03] Aoma**
Many a true word is spoken in jest!
**[21:05] Narrator**
*Not quite the intended meaning...*
**[21:10] Aoma's Mom**
I could tell he was lying, but...
**[21:13] Aoma's Dad**
Sure.
**[21:13] Aoma's Dad**
How exciting to see him grow up like that.
**[21:18] Narrator**
* It seems as though his*
* parents knew all along.*
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Homework Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
*How has everyone been? This is Gunma-chan!*
**[23:07] Narrator**
* Oh, but I'm not Gunma-chan,*
* I'm the Narrator.*
**[23:10] Narrator**
* With Gunma-chan, you can pray for*
* a peaceful household and sound health,*
**[23:15] Narrator**
* nurture your sense*
* of artistry and trendiness,*
**[23:18] Narrator**
*and gain new perspectives.*
**[23:20] Narrator**
* Not to mention you can*
* eat tasty udon noodles.*
**[23:22] Narrator**
*We hope you look forward to next week!*
**[23:24] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Udon is Awesome
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Kokopy-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 9, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Tokishige Yukari-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 5, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Goto Souta-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 7, Kanagawa Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Daruma-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 10, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Aoki Ryotaro-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Mieko-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 40, Iwate Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 2 - Udon Is Awesome and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Haniwa Art Festival
**[01:29] Sign**
Haniwa Art Festival
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Haniwa Art Festival."
**[01:34] Narrator**
* Apparently, Gunma-chan and his friends*
* received an invitation from Haniwa-san.*
**[01:40] Aoma**
Haniwa Art Festival...?
**[01:43] Gunma-chan**
They say it's real fun!
**[01:45] Meemi**
Fun how?
**[01:47] Gunma-chan**
Real fun!
**[01:51] Aoma+Meemi**
Right...
**[01:53] Aoma**
Whoa! This is huge!
**[01:56] Meemi**
What is this...?
**[01:58] Sign**
Haniwa Art Museum
**[01:59] Meemi**
Haniwa Art Museum?
**[02:02] Haniwa A**
Welcome...
**[02:04] Hawiwas**
...to the Haniwa Art Festival!
**[02:06] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Hello!
**[02:07] Haniwas**
Hello.
**[02:08] Diver**
Well, well, well!
**[02:10] Diver**
Gunma-chan, how have you been?
**[02:13] Gunma-chan**
For sure!
**[02:15] Aoma**
Who's that?
**[02:16] Diver**
Art is... a big bang!
**[02:20] Narrator**
*This is the artist Diver Kuhatsu.*
**[02:24] Aoma**
Who?
**[02:26] Haniwa A**
We asked him to serve
as the Art Festival Supervisor.
**[02:31] Gunma-chan**
Supervisor...?
**[02:33] Narrator**
* If you've never heard this term, please ask*
* someone nearby or look it up on the internet.*
**[02:37] Diver**
Yes. I'm not just an artist.
**[02:41] Diver**
I also work to spread the arts to the world.
**[02:45] Haniwa B**
He's the judge of our Haniwa art.
**[02:47] Haniwa C**
He teaches us the value of the arts.
**[02:51] Haniwa D**
Thanks to him, there's now a
huge art boom in our world of Haniwas.
**[02:55] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Wow...
**[03:12] Meemi**
Wow, these are so cool!
**[03:14] Aoma**
Yeah, but what is it?
**[03:16] Haniwa A**
Don't you see? It's art.
**[03:19] Gunma-chan**
It sure is!
**[03:21] Aoma**
Wait, you get this stuff?
**[03:23] Gunma-chan**
Sure!
**[03:25] Diver**
Right you are!
**[03:26] Diver**
Everything here is a piece of art...
**[03:29] Diver**
Which means they're a part of the arts!
**[03:33] Haniwa A**
Supervisor Mr. Diver
has accepted our work as art!
**[03:36] Haniwas**
It's art!
**[03:39] Aoma**
Why should anyone decide if it's art or not?
**[03:42] Haniwa A**
It's only natural that
someone sets the standard!
**[03:47] Haniwa B**
And that someone has to be a figure of
authority with knowledge in that field.
**[03:52] Haniwa C**
It's simply common practice.
**[03:54] Haniwa D**
You should memorize that
for when you're older.
**[03:57] Aoma**
Eh, I dunno...
**[03:59] Meemi**
Aoma, we were invited as guests today.
**[04:03] Meemi**
You probably shouldn't get too nit-picky.
**[04:06] Aoma**
Y-Yeah...
**[04:18] Diver+Gunma-chan**
Wow... this is... art!
**[04:23] Haniwa A**
Wow! Supervisor Mr. Diver...
**[04:26] Haniwa B**
...and honorary Haniwa Tribe member
Gunma-chan have approved it as art!
**[04:30] Haniwas**
It's art! Art!
**[04:33] Meemi**
Congratulations, Haniwa-san.
**[04:35] Haniwa D**
Thank you, Meemi,
**[04:37] Haniwa D**
for being here to witness Haniwa's
tribal art reach the next level.
**[04:44] Aoma**
Um... I think they're all pretty good.
**[04:47] Aoma**
Maybe you don't need
anyone else's approval...
**[04:52] Haniwa A**
This is our most significant
work right now... Performance Art!
**[04:59] Aoma+Gunma-chan**
Whoa...
**[05:01] Haniwas**
Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa!
**[05:04] Aoma+Gunma-chan+Meemi**
Whoa...!
**[05:07] Haniwa**
Super bridge: Deoxyribonucleic acid!
**[05:13] Narrator**
* If you've never heard of*
* "deoxyribonucleic acid",*
**[05:16] Narrator**
* please ask someone at home*
* or look it up on the internet.*
**[05:20] Aoma+Gunma-chan+Meemi**
Wow!
**[05:23] Haniwas**
Haniwa mass calisthenics!
**[05:26] Sign**
Welcome to the Haniwa Village
**[05:26] Haniwas**
Welcome to the Haniwa Village!
**[05:29] Sign**
Our art...
**[05:29] Haniwas**
Our art...
**[05:31] Haniwas**
...will warm your "art"!
**[05:31] Sign**
...will warm your "art"!
**[05:33] Haniwas**
Haniwa ha-ha-ha!
**[05:38] Gunma-chan**
This is...
**[05:44] Diver**
This is... not art!
**[05:47] Diver**
It's simply entertainment!
**[05:49] Haniwas**
What?! So no approval?
**[05:53] Gunma-chan**
Really? I think it's art!
**[06:00] Diver**
How could you say that, Gunma-chan?!
**[06:02] Diver**
There's no way this is art!
**[06:05] Diver**
As Supervisor Diver Kuhatsu, I swear by it!
**[06:10] Gunma-chan**
Really? I still think it's art.
**[06:16] Diver**
No! It's not art!
**[06:18] Gunma-chan**
Yes, it is!
**[06:19] Diver**
It's not art!
**[06:20] Gunma-chan**
Yes, it is!
**[06:21] Diver**
It's not art!
**[06:22] Gunma-chan**
Yes, it is!
**[06:23] Diver**
It's not art!
**[06:23] Gunma-chan**
Yes, it is!
**[06:25] Aoma**
I don't really get art, but
if sculptures and drawings can be art...
**[06:28] Aoma**
shouldn't dance and gymnastics be art, too?
**[06:34] Meemi**
Wait... I feel like you might
actually be right on this one.
**[06:39] Meemi**
Weird...
**[06:39] Aoma**
I don't like your tone.
**[06:42] Diver**
It's not art!
**[06:45] Gunma-chan**
Then... it's fine if it's not!
**[06:49] Haniwas**
Whaaaat?!
**[06:56] Diver**
I don't want to accept this as art, but...
**[07:00] Diver**
*The idea of art changes over time...*
**[07:04] Diver**
* In order to stay*
* at the center of the arts...*
**[07:08] Diver**
* I must take in what's*
* popular among the masses.*
**[07:10] Diver**
* Otherwise, I'll be left*
* behind as times change!*
**[07:15] Diver**
*Art may sometimes call for bold change...*
**[07:20] Diver**
Alas! This is art!
**[07:23] Narrator**
*Art can be personal to each artist,*
**[07:25] Narrator**
* but finished pieces should gain support*
* from the masses to become known.*
**[07:32] Narrator**
* Perhaps it's necessary for artists*
* to "read the room" when in public.*
**[07:38] Diver**
Express what you like
in however way you wish!
**[07:42] Diver**
Art is... a big bang!
**[07:47] Gunma-chan**
Art is fun.
**[07:48] Diver**
Precisely! Art can also be born from fun!
**[07:53] Diver**
Everything in this world is art!
**[07:56] Diver+Gunma-chan**
Art is... a big bang!
**[08:01] Narrator**
*Art can be so wonderful.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Art Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Moms Are Hard Workers
**[08:09] Sign**
Moms Are Hard Workers
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Moms Are Hard Workers."
**[08:14] Mom**
Wake up guys, it's morning!
**[08:18] All**
Thank you for this meal!
**[08:23] Gunma-chan**
This is yummy!
**[08:25] Yuumi**
Of course it is, Mom's a great cook!
**[08:28] Gunma-chan**
Oh, right. Mom made this.
**[08:31] Dad**
Dad cooks sometimes, too, you know.
**[08:34] Mom**
People don't get credit
for doing it "sometimes".
**[08:36] Dad**
Right... Sorry...
**[08:41] Mom**
Honey, what time will you be home tonight?
**[08:44] Dad**
I might be a little late. I'll let you know.
**[08:47] Mom**
Okay.
**[08:49] Dad**
I'm off!
**[08:52] All**
Have a good day!
**[08:59] Gunma-chan**
What to play today...
**[09:02] Sign**
Picture Book
**[09:02] Yuumi**
I think I'll read
for the rest of the morning.
**[09:08] Mom**
Laundry time! Why don't you two change?
**[09:13] Mom**
You really love that outfit.
**[09:15] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, I'm Gunma-chan!
**[09:17] Narrator**
*It's a bit complicated.*
**[09:26] Mom**
Let's get you squeaky clean.
**[09:34] Mom**
Okay. Thank you,
I'll be there in the afternoon.
**[09:41] Mom**
Oh, my! Look at the time.
**[09:47] Mom**
Lunch is ready!
**[09:49] Gunma-chan+Yuumi**
Okay!
**[09:51] All**
Thank you for this meal!
**[09:57] Gunma-chan**
This is yummy!
**[09:59] Mom**
You're welcome.
**[10:02] Gunma-chan**
Today, you made breakfast
and put the dishes away,
**[10:06] Gunma-chan**
did the laundry, cleaned the house,
and then made lunch.
**[10:11] Mom**
That's right. You were watching?
**[10:14] Yuumi**
I thought you were just
rolling around being lazy.
**[10:17] Gunma-chan**
I may still be a kid,
but Gunma-chan's a deep thinker.
**[10:21] Yuumi**
I read books and learned
a lot of new things today.
**[10:30] Yuumi**
Why so silent all the sudden?
**[10:32] Gunma-chan**
I'm not being silent, I'm thinking!
**[10:35] Yuumi**
About what?
**[10:41] Yuumi**
I bet you aren't thinking at all.
**[10:43] Gunma-chan**
Yes, I am!
**[10:47] Mom**
I have to pick up some stuff for my store
and go grocery shopping in the afternoon.
**[10:52] Mom**
Who wants to come with me?
**[10:53] Gunma-chan+Yuumi**
I do!
**[11:15] Yuumi**
Mom, can I get this candy?
**[11:19] Mom**
You got some candy last time
we were here, remember?
**[11:22] Yuumi**
You're right, but... Onii-chan...
**[11:29] Yuumi**
Onii-chan said he would "cry and throw
a fit on the floor" if you don't get us candy.
**[11:39] Mom**
Gunma-chan!
**[11:41] Yuumi**
You can't take Onii-chan anywhere!
**[11:43] Yuumi**
It would be a bad example if you
bought candy after a tantrum like that.
**[11:47] Yuumi**
Good thing I took the initiative and
said something before it was too late.
**[11:52] Yuumi**
Thank goodness!
**[11:54] Gunma-chan**
Huh? Huh? Huh?!
**[12:01] Yuumi**
Aren't you glad, Onii-chan?
**[12:04] Gunma-chan**
Something's not right...
**[12:07] Mom**
Prices are going up
for everything these days...
**[12:12] Store Announcement**
* We are beginning our discounted*
* items sale starting now.*
**[12:17] Mom**
I better get going!
**[12:18] Mom**
Let's go!
**[12:27] Dad**
I'm home!
**[12:30] All**
Thank you for this meal!
**[12:34] Gunma-chan**
This is yummy!
**[12:36] Yuumi**
One of my favorites!
**[12:38] Dad**
Mom's cooking is the best.
**[12:42] Mom**
Flattery won't get you brownie points.
**[12:46] Gunma-chan**
That was a great meal!
**[12:49] Gunma-chan**
So delicious.
**[12:56] Gunma-chan**
* Mom worked morning, day,*
* and night to cook us meals,*
**[13:01] Gunma-chan**
* put dishes away, do laundry,*
* clean, and go shopping for*
**[13:04] Gunma-chan**
* Gunma-chan, Yuumi, and Dad all*
* while doing her own job!*
**[13:10] Gunma-chan**
* After rolling, rolling, rolling,*
* and rolling around all day,*
**[13:15] Gunma-chan**
* I realized that Mom is a super,*
* super, super, super Mom!*
**[13:41] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[13:49] Mom**
Oh, my shoulders feel
so light all the sudden!
**[14:01] Mom**
Yup, this is great!
I hope you all appreciate Mom!
**[14:08] Narrator**
*See, everyone? Make sure to appreciate Mom.*
**[14:12] Narrator**
* I'll repeat that again*
* because it's very important.*
**[14:14] Narrator**
*Let's all make sure to appreciate our moms.*
**[14:17] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[14:20] Dad**
You know, Dad cleans the bathtub and toilet!
**[14:25] Narrator**
*This is what we call "dasoku" in Japanese.*
**[14:28] Narrator**
*Huh? What's "dasoku", you ask?*
**[14:30] Narrator**
* As you can tell, it's spelled*
* with the kanjis for "snake" and "foot".*
**[14:33] Sign**
Dasoku
**[14:34] Narrator**
* In other words, it means "something*
* unnecessary and uncalled for".*
**[14:38] Dad**
Hey! I work hard, too!
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Mom Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Udon is Awesome!
**[14:49] Sign**
Udon is Awesome!
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Udon is Awesome!"
**[14:54] Narrator**
*Hiragana Gunma...*
**[14:55] Narrator**
* They say it's filled with*
* regions not yet discovered...*
**[15:01] Akio**
Rejoice, kids! I'm taking
you somewhere amazing today!
**[15:05] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Yay!
**[15:07] Akio**
And you'll get to eat something awesome!
**[15:11] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Yay!
**[15:13] Aoma**
Is it curry?
**[15:14] Gunma-chan**
Or hamburg steak!
**[15:16] Meemi**
Or maybe spaghetti!
**[15:20] Akio**
It's udon.
**[15:22] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Whaaat?!
**[15:25] Aoma**
I'm not a big fan of udon...
**[15:28] Meemi**
I like hot udon noodles.
**[15:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan loves udon!
**[15:34] Aoma**
Gunma-chan, you love anything!
**[15:38] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, I guess.
**[15:40] Akio**
Dear children of Gunma...
You'll be shocked when you try it!
**[15:47] Akio**
So right now, we're
headed towards Udon Kaido.
**[15:51] Meemi**
Udon Kaido?
**[15:53] Akio**
Udon Kaido is a street with a bunch
of udon noodle restaurants alongside it.
**[15:58] Aoma**
Wow...
**[15:59] Akio**
Our final destination is
Mizusawa Udon along Udon Kaido!
**[16:03] Akio**
What awaits us there is
the best udon you'll ever have!
**[16:07] Gunma-chan**
Cool!
**[16:10] Aoma**
Alright, now I'm curious.
**[16:12] Meemi**
Yeah!
**[16:14] Akio**
Miraculously, every udon place
on that street is amazing.
**[16:17] Akio**
Today, I want you to put your trust in
me and try cold udon noodles.
**[16:23] Aoma**
Why?
**[16:25] Akio**
Uncle Akio was born before you kids.
**[16:29] Meemi+Aoma**
Yeah...?
**[16:31] Gunma-chan**
You sure were.
**[16:32] Sign**
Born before
**[16:32] Akio**
Which means I am literally your "sensei" in life.
**[16:35] Sign**
Teacher
**[16:38] Akio**
And I've had much more
experience trying udon...
**[16:43] Akio**
Which makes me "Udon Sensei"!
**[16:46] Gunma-chan**
Yay! I'll do as you say, Udon Sensei!
**[16:49] Aoma**
Okay, I guess?
**[16:51] Meemi**
I can't say I'm fully on board,
but I'm definitely curious to say the least.
**[16:57] Akio**
Great!
**[16:59] Akio**
One might say curiosity is fundamental
to our behavioral patterns!
**[17:04] Gunma-chan**
What's that mean?
**[17:07] Akio**
It means it's important
to feel the urge to know.
**[17:10] Narrator**
*Apparently so...*
**[17:19] Akio**
This is it!
**[17:21] Gunma-chan**
Yay!
**[17:23] Waiter**
Welcome!
**[17:26] Meemi**
Wow, it's huge!
**[17:28] Aoma**
It's like a family restaurant!
**[17:30] Akio**
As your Udon Sensei... that's one
comment we should keep between us.
**[17:36] Gunma-chan**
Now I'm having fun!
**[17:42] Waiter**
Welcome, folks.
**[17:44] Akio**
Let's see...
**[17:47] Akio**
Can we get four Mori-Udon
and Maitake Mushroom Tempura?
**[17:49] Akio**
Oh, and Tamagoyaki!
**[17:51] Waiter**
Sure. Just one moment.
**[17:54] Akio**
This is where the true test begins
for udon restaurants.
**[17:57] Akio**
They don't boil noodles
until orders come in.
**[18:00] Narrator**
* To provide some background,*
* udon is a traditional Japanese cuisine.*
**[18:05] Narrator**
* It's made from flour, which is kneaded,*
* stretched, then cut into wide noodle strips.*
**[18:10] Narrator**
* Mizusawa Udon is said to have*
* originated from Mizusawa Shrine,*
**[18:12] Sign**
1,300 years ago
**[18:12] Narrator**
*which has a history of 1,300 years.*
**[18:14] Narrator**
* They say it originally began*
* as a food shared with shrine visitors,*
**[18:19] Narrator**
*a tradition dating back roughly 400 years.*
**[18:19] Sign**
400 years ago
**[18:22] Narrator**
* Mizusawa Udon is made*
* with only three ingredients:*
**[18:25] Narrator**
*Mizusawa water, flour, and salt.*
**[18:27] Narrator**
* The flour is stepped*
* on repeatedly to stretch it,*
**[18:30] Narrator**
* cut into strips and laid out*
* to dry under the sun twice.*
**[18:34] Narrator**
*Slightly thicker than typical udon noodles,*
**[18:36] Narrator**
* it's known for its chewy texture*
* and clear, white color.*
**[18:43] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Wow!
**[18:45] Meemi**
This udon is so pretty!
**[18:47] Akio**
Mhmm!
**[18:49] Aoma**
That Maitake Tempura looks awesome!
**[18:51] Akio**
Mhmm!
**[18:53] Gunma-chan**
This Tamagoyaki is so... huge!
**[18:55] Akio**
Y-Yeah... I suppose.
**[18:59] Akio**
Alright, let's feast!
**[19:00] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Yay! Thank you for this meal!
**[19:03] Sign**
Sesame-based sauce
**[19:03] Sign**
Soy-based sauce
**[19:06] Gunma-chan**
Which one should I dip into?
**[19:09] Akio**
Freedom... you make the rules.
**[19:13] Gunma-chan**
Freedom?
**[19:15] Akio**
It's all up to you!
**[19:18] Akio**
Sesame sauce! Soy sauce!
**[19:21] Akio**
You can pick whichever you like,
and dip them however you wish.
**[19:25] Akio**
You can even eat them
without dipping them in the sauce.
**[19:29] Akio**
No one minds either
way―that's Mizusawa Udon!
**[19:31] Gunma-chan**
Cool!
**[19:38] All**
So good!
**[19:39] Akio**
That's right!
**[19:41] Akio**
When the food's this good,
that's the only plausible response.
**[19:48] Aoma**
The Maitake Tempura is awesome, too!
**[19:50] Gunma-chan**
My mouth is filled with
the perfect level of sweetness...
**[19:53] Gunma-chan**
When I gulp down the eggs,
it's like they're saying,
**[19:56] Gunma-chan**
"Hello, Gunma-chan!"
as they enter my belly!
**[20:00] Gunma-chan**
This truly is... the Yellow
Diamond of Tamagoyaki~!
**[20:07] Akio**
I admire your expressiveness...
**[20:11] Narrator**
* That was when Gunma-chan found himself so*
* moved by the deliciousness of Mizusawa Udon*
**[20:13] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[20:15] Narrator**
*that he unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[20:25] Gunma-chan**
Huh... wait...
**[20:28] Akio**
Good eye!
**[20:31] Akio**
This is another detail
to showcase the udon's beauty!
**[20:36] Meemi**
Looks like your typical false bottom to me.
**[20:41] Akio**
Hey, now! That's your opinion and it
needs to stay between you and Udon Sensei!
**[20:48] Meemi**
No worries. I'm mature for my age,
so I wouldn't say that to anyone else!
**[21:03] Akio**
Udon Sensei's lesson of the day is...
**[21:05] Akio**
Mizusawa Udon is awesome!
**[21:08] Akio**
Repeat after me!
**[21:11] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Mizusawa Udon is awesome!
**[21:14] Narrator**
*I'd like to eat some Mizusawa Udon, as well...*
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Mizusawa Udon Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
*Do you enjoy omikuji fortunes?*
**[23:06] Narrator**
* It's not fun when you pull "bad luck",*
* but "great luck" is the best!*
**[23:10] Narrator**
* It'll put you in such a good mood,*
* you may become nice to everyone.*
**[23:13] Narrator**
* Or you may even feel like*
* you can't lose any challenge.*
**[23:15] Narrator**
* Oh, but if you ever*
* feel like you're in pain,*
**[23:17] Narrator**
*please make sure to visit your doctor.*
**[23:20] Narrator**
* Regardless of your fortune results,*
* you'll get better right away.*
**[23:24] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan.**
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Jomo Karuta Tournament
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong!
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Shibano Honoka-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 4, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Ebisawa Shizuku-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 8, Ibaraki Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Sou-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 7, Chiba Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Aramaki Yuuma-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Boshoku-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 31, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Souma Tomomi-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 32, Nagano Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 3 - Jomo Karuta Tournament and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Daruma Fortune
**[01:29] Sign**
Daruma Fortune
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Daruma Fortune."
**[01:34] Narrator**
* Today, Gunma-chan, Aoma and Meemi*
* are visiting Daruma Village.*
**[01:39] Daruma A**
This shrine is where we
worship our Daruma God.
**[01:46] Gunma-chan**
Worship...?
**[01:49] Daruma B**
It means this is where we come
to speak with God.
**[01:55] Gunma-chan**
Wow, that's cool.
**[01:58] Daruma C**
Isn't it?!
**[01:59] Aoma**
That's real nice of them.
**[02:00] Daruma D**
Of course, they're God.
**[02:02] Meemi**
I'm glad I came!
**[02:04] Daruma E**
While you're here,
why don't you try our fortunes?
**[02:08] Gunma-chan**
Fortunes?
**[02:10] Narrator**
* In shrines all across Japan*
* are what we call "omikuji" fortunes.*
**[02:13] Narrator**
*You draw a fortune and inside it will say...*
**[02:15] Narrator**
* "Bad luck", "Small luck", "Somewhat good*
* luck", "Good luck" or "Great luck".*
**[02:20] Narrator**
* They reveal things*
* for the person who drew the fortune.*
**[02:23] Narrator**
*"Great luck" is the best one.*
**[02:24] Daruma A**
Bad luck...
**[02:25] Daruma B**
Small luck.
**[02:26] Daruma C**
Somewhat good luck!
**[02:27] Daruma D**
Good luck! Good luck! Yay!
**[02:32] Gunma-chan**
I didn't know that!
**[02:33] Sign**
Shrine Office
**[02:33] Sign**
Amulets
**[02:33] Sign**
Daruma
**[02:34] Sign**
Fortunes
**[02:34] Daruma A**
Our fortunes are inside these mini daruma.
**[02:44] Aoma**
I'm kinda nervous!
**[02:46] Aoma**
This one!
**[02:49] Meemi**
The anticipation's the best part.
**[02:52] Meemi**
Oh! This one!
**[02:54] Gunma-chan**
Ummmm...
**[02:57] Narrator**
*Gunma-chan looks very nervous...*
**[03:01] Narrator**
* As you all know,*
* Gunma-chan is very creative.*
**[03:05] Narrator**
*Let's take a peek into his mind.*
**[03:09] Omikuji A**
I'll show you who's "great luck"!
**[03:15] Narrator**
* I suppose this is more pressure*
* for him than we thought...*
**[03:20] Gunma-chan**
This one!
**[03:22] Daruma B**
If you pull this string here,
the fortune will come out.
**[03:31] Meemi**
Good luck! Not too bad.
**[03:34] Aoma**
Darn! Small luck...
***SIGN*** Well? How bout you, Gunma-chan?
**[03:43] Meemi**
Was it... bad luck?
**[03:45] Aoma**
Don't get too down.
**[03:47] Gunma-chan**
Nuh-uh!
**[03:51] Sign**
Great luck
**[03:53] Aoma**
Great!
**[03:53] Meemi**
Luck!
**[03:54] Darumas**
Great luck!
**[03:57] Aoma**
I've never seen one before!
**[03:59] Meemi**
Wow... not a bad fortune in sight!
**[04:02] Aoma**
Cool...
**[04:04] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
**[04:06] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan has great luck!
**[04:09] Aoma**
You were so scared just a second ago!
**[04:14] Gunma-chan**
Aoma, Gunma-chan has great luck, you know?
**[04:19] Aoma**
A-All of a sudden, you're
acting like a big... shot!
**[04:26] Gunma-chan**
You had small luck, right?
**[04:30] Aoma**
What are ya trying to say?!
**[04:32] Meemi**
Hey! You're being kind of rude!
**[04:36] Gunma-chan**
You had good luck, didn't you, Meemi?
**[04:37] Gunma-chan**
But I have great luck.
**[04:42] Daruma C**
Why don't we just...
**[04:43] Daruma A**
There's a tea shop over there!
**[04:46] Daruma B**
Let's take a short break!
**[04:48] Sign**
Tea
**[04:49] Sign**
Manju
**[04:57] Aoma**
Hey, guys...
**[04:58] Aoma**
Why do we all have different orders...?
**[05:01] Meemi**
I got two yaki-manju.
**[05:04] Darumas**
Because you have good luck!
**[05:06] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan got three yaki-manju!
**[05:09] Darumas**
Because you have great luck!
**[05:11] Aoma**
Wait, so I get one because...
**[05:14] Daruma A**
Well... yeah, small luck...
**[05:17] Daruma E**
Tough luck!
**[05:18] Aoma**
Come on, the fortunes have
a say on that, too?
**[05:23] Gunma-chan**
Aoma...
**[05:25] Gunma-chan**
Looks like you're pouting.
**[05:27] Gunma-chan**
Could it be because you have small luck?
**[05:29] Aoma**
Huh? What's this... feeling...?
**[05:34] Narrator**
*How interesting.*
**[05:36] Narrator**
* One fortune can affect*
* someone's entire mood.*
**[05:40] Gunma-chan**
Why not? Gunma-chan has great luck!
**[05:42] Narrator**
*My, my... he's become a little self-absorbed.*
**[05:46] Gunma-chan**
Aoma...
**[05:49] Gunma-chan**
Here you go.
**[05:52] Gunma-chan**
Now we all have two each!
**[05:54] Daruma D**
Wow! "Great luck" Gunma-chan is so giving!
**[05:58] Darumas**
How fitting!
**[06:02] Aoma**
Cut it out!
**[06:04] Aoma**
That's it! I'm going home!
**[06:07] Meemi**
Me, too!
**[06:10] Gunma-chan**
Why? Gunma-chan has great luck...
**[06:14] Aoma+Meemi**
Who cares!
**[06:19] Sign**
...Behave prudently.
**[06:20] Gunma-chan**
Behave prudently...
**[06:23] Gunma-chan**
Aoma... Meemi...
**[06:27] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan was wrong...
**[06:29] Gunma-chan**
I should have "behaved
prudently"...I'm sorry.
**[06:36] Aoma**
It's okay.
**[06:37] Meemi**
I hope you learned your lesson.
**[06:39] Gunma-chan**
Yeah.
**[06:41] King Daruma**
Daru-daru-daru-daru...
**[06:44] Gunma-chan**
Hey, King Daruma.
**[06:46] King Daruma**
Daru-daru-daru.
**[06:48] King Daruma**
Gunma-chan, it looks like you
learned an important lesson.
**[06:52] King Daruma**
Any luck coming from fortunes
is only good for a brief moment.
**[06:55] King Daruma**
You shouldn't let it control
your mood or attitude.
**[06:57] King Daruma**
You decide your own fate, after all.
**[07:04] Daruma A**
King Daruma, here's your fortune.
**[07:06] King Daruma**
What now? Ah, yes!
**[07:09] King Daruma**
Well, of course, as King Daruma, it's
only natural that I get great luck...
**[07:14] Sign**
Bad luck
**[07:18] King Daruma**
Why do I get "bad luck"?! I'm the King!
**[07:20] King Daruma**
Who's in charge around
here?! I won't allow it!
**[07:26] Darumas**
King Daruma, please calm yourself!
**[07:28] King Daruma**
You won't make a fool out of me!
**[07:30] King Daruma**
I'll draw fortunes as many times
as I need to get great luck!
**[07:34] Narrator**
*Oh, my.*
**[07:35] Narrator**
* I thought "any luck coming from*
* fortunes is only good for a brief moment,*
**[07:40] Narrator**
* and you shouldn't let it control your mood*
* or attitude since you decide your own fate"?*
**[07:48] Meemi**
You know, I'm fine with my results...
**[07:50] Aoma**
We accidentally brought out King
Daruma's gambler mentality...
**[07:53] Narrator**
*Aoma, you sure know some difficult phrases.*
**[07:55] Gunma-chan**
I hope I draw "great luck" again next time!
**[07:59] Narrator**
*I'm sure everyone feels the same.*
**[08:01] Gunma-chan**
I bet!
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Fortune Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Jomo Karuta Tournament
**[08:09] Sign**
Jomo Karuta Tournament
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Jomo Karuta Tournament."
**[08:14] Announcer**
Greetings, good people of Gunma!
**[08:17] Announcer**
Today, we're bringing you the Jomo Karuta
Tournament from the Haniwa Main Gymnasium!
**[08:22] Sign**
Jomo Karuta Tournament
**[08:27] Sign**
Jomo Karuta
**[08:27] Sign**
I One of the most famous hot
springs in Japan, Ikaho Onsen.
**[08:27] Sign**
Ra Thunder and strong winds,
duty and kindness in Gunma.
**[08:28] Narrator**
*Allow me to introduce Jomo Karuta.*
**[08:33] Narrator**
* Jomo Karuta was created*
* in 1947 with the aim of*
**[08:35] Narrator**
* bringing joy to the*
* children of Gunma Prefecture.*
**[08:40] Narrator**
* Children can gain lots of new knowledge*
* about Gunma just by playing this game!*
**[08:49] Announcer**
We've reached the semi-finals...
**[08:51] Announcer**
Gunma-chan versus Player Haniwa!
**[08:58] Announcer**
This move will decide the game!
**[09:04] Gunma-chan**
* The last two cards are "The raccoon*
* dog brings good luck at Morinji Temple"*
**[09:07] Gunma-chan**
* and "A checkpoint*
* from long ago, Usui Pass"...*
**[09:10] Sign**
Fu
**[09:10] Gunma-chan**
So move right if I hear the sound "bu"...
**[09:12] Sign**
U
**[09:13] Gunma-chan**
*And move left if I hear "u"...*
**[09:16] Gunma-chan**
* I've worked really hard*
* with Mom to get here...*
**[09:23] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
What can I do to get better at karuta?
**[09:27] (Flashback) Mom**
You need to forget about winning or losing
and become free from thought.
**[09:30] (Flashback) Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[09:31] (Flashback) Mom**
Leave behind the part of you
that wants to win,
**[09:35] (Flashback) Mom**
and surrender your body to the flow.
**[09:37] (Flashback) Mom**
That way, your instincts take
over during the heat of battle!
**[09:41] Sign**
The mind is the heart
**[09:49] (Flashback) Mom**
Go on, Gunma-chan!
There's nothing more to teach you...!
**[09:57] Gunma-chan**
* Free from thought... free*
* from thought... free...*
**[10:05] Reader**
"The raccoon—
**[10:06] Haniwa A**
Mine!
**[10:14] Mom**
He became so free... he fell asleep.
**[10:18] Announcer**
Player Haniwa is off to the championship!
**[10:21] Announcer**
This appearance will mark
their third year in a row!
**[10:24] Announcer**
Their opponent...
**[10:26] Announcer**
also in their third straight
championship appearance, Player Daruma!
**[10:36] Gunma-chan**
Sorry Aoma, Meemi.
**[10:39] Meemi**
No worries! Winning isn't everything!
**[10:42] Aoma**
The whole point of Jomo
Karuta is to have fun!
**[10:46] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[10:47] Gunma-chan**
"The raccoon dog brings good luck
at Morinji Temple" is
**[10:49] Gunma-chan**
meant to teach us the value of sharing
even the smallest of blessings!
**[10:54] Sign**
Fu
"The raccoon dog brings good
luck at Morinji Temple"
**[10:54] Sign**
Fu
**[10:55] Narrator**
*This is common knowledge in Hiragana Gunma.*
**[11:00] Kofun-sama**
We must win, even if it means
cracking our ceramic bodies!
**[11:03] Kofun-sama**
In the name of Haniwa spirit!
**[11:05] Haniwas**
Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa! Haniwa!
**[11:10] King Daruma**
As Daruma, it's only fitting to round out
the competition with a Daruma win!
**[11:14] Darumas**
Daru-daru-daruma! Daru-daru-daruma!
**[11:18] Judge**
Player Haniwa! Player Daruma!
**[11:22] Judge**
Begin the match!
**[11:24] Reader**
"Bringing back the days long past,
the Futagozuka remains".
**[11:27] Haniwa/Daruma**
Mine!
**[11:31] Sign**
Shi
"Bringing back the days long past,
the Futagozuka remains"
**[11:31] Sign**
Shi
**[11:31] Announcer**
The previous card was "Bringing back
the days long past, the Futagozuka remains".
**[11:35] Announcer**
Considering that Gunma is home
to the largest population of Haniwa in Japan,
**[11:38] Announcer**
I'm sure that Player Haniwa wanted to
grab that card for themselves.
**[11:43] Gunma-chan**
This is really intense.
**[11:45] Mom**
For us, it may just be a card game,
**[11:47] Mom**
but for the Haniwa and Daruma Tribes,
Jomo Karuta is a way of life.
**[11:55] Aoma**
That was deep.
**[11:57] Meemi**
Almost too deep...
**[11:58] Reader**
"Awesome power of Mt. Asama,
magma stones at Onioshidashi".
**[11:58] Sign**
A
Awesome power of Mt. Asama,
magma stones at Onioshidashi
**[11:58] Sign**
A
**[12:03] Narrator**
* Mt. Asama is an active volcano,*
* and its major eruption in 1783*
**[12:08] Narrator**
*was described as a "rampage by demons".*
**[12:11] Sign**
Ne
Leeks and konnyaku,
local foods of Shimonita
**[12:11] Sign**
Ne
**[12:11] Reader**
"Leeks and konnyaku,
local foods of Shimonita".
**[12:16] Narrator**
* This card was originally created*
* with the hopes of making*
**[12:19] Narrator**
* leeks and konnyaku a regional*
* delicacy of Gunma Prefecture.*
**[12:22] Narrator**
* That's become a reality*
* in today's age. They're very tasty.*
**[12:25] Sign**
Tsu
**[12:25] Reader**
"Shaped like a flying crane,
Gunma Prefecture".
**[12:27] Sign**
Tsu
Shaped like a flying crane,
Gunma Prefecture
**[12:29] Narrator**
* Gunma Prefecture took on its*
* current crane-like shape in 1876.*
**[12:34] Narrator**
*It represents hope for children to soar high*
**[12:36] Narrator**
* on the back of cranes,*
* which are thought to be lucky.*
**[12:40] Announcer**
The next card will finally decide the game!
**[12:44] Announcer**
Who will the championship go to?!
Haniwa? Or Daruma?
**[12:52] Sign**
Ch
**[12:52] Sign**
Ma
**[12:52] Sign**
Gun
**[12:52] Sign**
E
**[12:52] Announcer**
The two remaining cards
are "Lucky Daruma dolls at Shorinzan"
**[12:55] Announcer**
and "Two million working
together, Gunma’s people".
**[13:06] Reader**
"Lucky Daruma dolls at Shorinzan"!
**[13:10] Haniwa**
Mine!
**[13:11] Daruma**
Mine!
**[13:15] Announcer**
A-And there it is!
**[13:16] Announcer**
Player Haniwa brilliantly
played the daruma card!
**[13:19] Announcer**
The title goes to Team Haniwa!
**[13:22] Kofun-sama**
Great work!
**[13:24] Player Haniwa**
Wait!
**[13:27] Player Haniwa**
This battle should go to Player Daruma!
**[13:32] Player Haniwa**
To tell the truth, I actually
sprained my finger
**[13:35] Player Haniwa**
during the semi-finals when
I sprung forward too hard...
**[13:38] Player Haniwa**
And I accidentally cracked my ceramic body
and couldn't move as fast as usual...
**[13:44] Player Haniwa**
When I tried to take the card,
Daruma-san was quicker than me,
**[13:48] Player Haniwa**
but they noticed my sprained finger
and avoided making contact.
**[13:58] Gunma-chan**
Great sportsmanship!
**[13:59] Aoma**
No way!
**[14:01] Meemi**
This should get interesting...
**[14:03] Player Daruma**
I should have known you
would notice, Haniwa-san.
**[14:06] Player Daruma**
But a win is a win!
**[14:09] Player Haniwa**
No, we'll come back even stronger next
year and beat you fair and square!
**[14:14] Player Haniwa**
This year's title belongs to Daruma-san!
**[14:21] Gunma-chan**
What's gonna happen...?
**[14:23] Kofun-sama**
Hang on, now!
**[14:25] King Daruma**
Here's what to do!
**[14:28] Kofun-sama**
Both of you will take first place...
**[14:30] King Daruma**
...and both of you are second place!
**[14:35] Narrator**
*Jomo Karuta is a way of life.*
**[14:35] Sign**
I One of the most famous hot
springs in Japan, Ikaho Onsen.
**[14:35] Sign**
Jomo Karuta
**[14:38] Sign**
I Thunder and strong winds,
duty and kindness in Gunma.
**[14:38] Sign**
I
**[14:39] Gunma-chan**
"Thunder and strong winds,
duty and kindness in Gunma"!
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Jomo Karuta Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Gunma-chan's Toothache
**[14:49] Sign**
Gunma-chan's Toothache
***SIGN*** "Gunma-chan's Toothache."
**[14:54] Gunma-chan**
Ouch! Ow!
**[14:57] Narrator**
* Oh, my. It seems as though*
* Gunma-chan has a toothache.*
**[15:02] Gunma-chan**
It doesn't *seem* so, I really do have one!
**[15:06] Narrator**
* It's already late, so you're visiting*
* the dentist tomorrow, right?*
**[15:10] Gunma-chan**
Yeah. But I don't like
going to the dentist...
**[15:13] Narrator**
*Some people do have a fear of dentists.*
**[15:16] Gunma-chan**
Owie...
**[15:17] Gunma-chan**
Hey, why do we get toothaches?
**[15:20] Narrator**
*That's a great question!*
**[15:24] Mini-Haniwa**
Good evening! I'm your imaginary friend.
**[15:28] Gunma-chan**
Good evening. Ow, ow, ow...
**[15:31] Mini-Haniwa**
Poor thing. Let me just...
**[15:36] Mini-Haniwa**
There! I stopped time,
so it shouldn't hurt anymore.
**[15:39] Gunma-chan**
Hey, you're right!
**[15:41] Mini-Haniwa**
We're actually inside your mouth right now.
**[15:45] Gunma-chan**
Inside Gunma-chan's mouth...?
**[15:49] Mini-Haniwa**
I've changed our appearance to look like bacteria.
**[15:52] Gunma-chan**
Bacteria?
**[15:53] Sign**
Bacteria
**[15:54] Narrator**
*It looks very similar to teeth.*
**[15:54] Sign**
Tooth
**[15:56] Gunma-chan**
That's funny.
**[15:58] Bifidobacterium**
Hello!
**[16:00] Bifidobacterium**
Hi!
**[16:02] Bifidobacterium**
I'm bifidobacterium, and
I live inside Gunma-chan's mouth!
**[16:06] Gunma-chan**
Hi, I'm Gunma-chan.
**[16:08] Mini-Haniwa**
Hello, I'm Gunma-chan's imaginary friend.
**[16:12] Bifidobacterium**
Today, I'll take you
on a tour inside of your mouth.
**[16:17] Gunma-chan+Narrator**
Pleased to meet you.
**[16:20] Bifidobacterium**
For starters,
**[16:21] Bifidobacterium**
there are lots of different bacteria
living inside animals' mouths.
**[16:25] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[16:26] Bifidobacterium**
Gunma-chan, you like to eat, right?
**[16:30] Gunma-chan**
Sure do!
**[16:31] Bifidobacterium**
Do you brush your teeth?
**[16:32] Gunma-chan**
Yeah! But sometimes I forget...
**[16:37] Bifidobacterium**
Take a look at this.
**[16:40] Bifidobacterium**
You may think you've brushed your teeth,
**[16:42] Bifidobacterium**
but it's actually hard
to completely clean your teeth.
**[16:45] Gunma-chan**
It's still dirty...
**[16:47] Bifidobacterium**
Bacteria that love to eat
these leftovers come to feast.
**[16:51] Bifidobacterium**
And if you leave this alone,
**[16:53] Bifidobacterium**
they eventually become chunks
of bacteria called "plaque".
**[16:56] Bifidobacterium**
Plaque does bad things to your teeth.
**[16:59] Gunma-chan**
That's scary.
**[17:00] Bifidobacterium**
It can lead to a lot of trouble,
**[17:03] Bifidobacterium**
like holes in your teeth or melting
away the bones that support them.
**[17:06] Gunma-chan**
No one wants that!
**[17:08] Mini-Haniwa**
We sure don't.
**[17:10] Bifidobacterium**
Without treatment,
you could even lose your teeth.
**[17:12] Gunma-chan**
So scary...
**[17:14] Mini-Haniwa**
It really is.
**[17:15] Bifidobacterium**
But there's a way to stop
that from happening.
**[17:18] Gunma-chan**
What's that?
**[17:19] Bifidobacterium**
It's this... prevention!
**[17:22] Gunma-chan**
Prevention?
**[17:23] Bifidobacterium**
In other words, you can keep your
mouth clean so you don't get cavities.
**[17:28] Gunma-chan**
But how?
**[17:29] Bifidobacterium**
Brush your teeth often and prevent teeth from
forming plaque that later becomes calculus.
**[17:35] Gunma-chan**
I brush my teeth!
**[17:36] Bifidobacterium**
Make sure to also use dental floss and
floss picks to clean between your teeth.
**[17:41] Bifidobacterium**
People often neglect
cleaning between their teeth.
**[17:45] Gunma-chan**
I had no idea. All that time
spent on brushing was a waste.
**[17:50] Mini-Haniwa**
I think that's besides the problem...
**[17:52] Bifidobacterium**
Even with all of that,
you can't get rid of plaque.
**[17:56] Gunma-chan**
No way.
**[17:58] Bifidobacterium**
Way!
**[17:59] Bifidobacterium**
Instead of visiting the dentist
after your teeth begin to hurt,
**[18:02] Bifidobacterium**
we recommend going
periodically to prevent issues.
**[18:07] Gunma-chan**
Wow, who knew!
**[18:08] Mini-Haniwa**
It makes sense to go to the dentist
before your teeth hurt so they never do!
**[18:13] Bifidobacterium**
Exactly.
**[18:15] Cavities**
What's going on here?!
**[18:17] Cavities**
This is lame!
**[18:19] Gunma-chan**
Who are you?
**[18:21] Cavities**
I'm what causes cavities!
**[18:23] Cavities**
And don't you forget it!
**[18:25] Gunma-chan**
Nice to meet you.
**[18:27] Cavities**
Stop all this goody-two-shoes nonsense.
**[18:30] Cavities**
It's not like you'll die
because you don't brush your teeth.
**[18:33] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay.
**[18:34] Bifidobacterium**
They're lying!
**[18:35] Bifidobacterium**
If you don't keep your mouth clean,
it can cause serious problems!
**[18:39] Cavities**
Jeez, shaddup!
**[18:41] Cavities**
Harmful bacteria like us love
leftover food and missed spots.
**[18:46] Cavities**
Get out of our way!
**[18:48] Cavities**
You can just go to
the dentist when it hurts.
**[18:53] Gunma-chan**
Which one's telling the truth?
**[18:56] Cavities**
Gunma-chan, I bet you like sweets.
**[18:59] Gunma-chan**
Yeah.
**[18:59] Cavities**
If you become friends with me,
you can have as many sweets as you want.
**[19:03] Bifidobacterium**
Sweets increase the risk of cavities,
so they should be consumed in moderation.
**[19:08] Cavities**
Life's too short for that!
**[19:10] Bifidobacterium**
You want to keep all your real teeth
when you're older, right?
**[19:14] Gunma-chan**
Hmm...
**[19:20] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[19:27] Cavities**
Your Gunma Power won't work against me.
**[19:30] Bifidobacterium**
Your heartfelt power certainly
reached me, Gunma-chan.
**[19:37] Gunma-chan**
I've decided that I'll brush my teeth!
**[19:40] Cavities**
You'll be sorry!
**[19:43] Cavities**
I'm streptococcus mutans!
**[19:45] Cavities**
Assemble!
**[19:46] Cavities**
I'm lactobacillus!
**[19:48] Cavities**
I'm gingivalis!
**[19:50] Cavities**
I'll give you periodontal disease!
**[19:56] Gunma-chan**
...Huh?
**[19:57] Gunma-chan**
Bifidobacterium-san?
**[20:00] Bifidobacterium**
I don't have the power to stop them...
**[20:03] Bifidobacterium**
I'm actually... another harmful
bacteria inside the mouth!
**[20:09] Gunma-chan**
Wait, you're not good bacteria?!
**[20:12] Bifidobacterium**
Shaddup!
**[20:13] Bifidobacterium**
I'm whatever the newest
scientific research says I am!
**[20:15] Bifidobacterium**
Good bacteria, bad bacteria...
It's all a matter of human perspective!
**[20:20] Gunma-chan**
Oh, boy. What should I do?
**[20:22] Mini-Haniwa**
Gunma-chan, leave it to me.
**[20:25] Mini-Haniwa**
Transform! Dentist Haniwa!
**[20:29] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[20:30] Narrator**
* Imaginary friend Haniwa can transform*
* into any Haniwa at will when necessary.*
**[20:37] Gunma-chan**
Wow! Go, go!
**[20:41] Dentist Haniwa**
Time for brushing!
**[20:43] Harmful Bacteria**
What are you doing?!
**[20:45] Dentist Haniwa**
And now some mouthwash!
**[20:47] Harmful Bacteria**
Darn you...!
**[20:48] Harmful Bacteria**
You'll pay for this!
**[20:55] Gunma-chan**
It feels good to brush your teeth.
**[20:57] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan will remember to brush!
**[21:00] Dentist Haniwa**
That's what's important.
**[21:01] Dentist Haniwa**
And please remember
to visit your dentist periodically.
**[21:07] Dentist Haniwa**
Do that and you'll be in good shape!
**[21:09] Gunma-chan**
Okay! I'll go to the dentist!
**[21:12] Dentist Haniwa**
I'll be waiting!
**[21:16] Narrator**
* I hope you all remember to brush your*
* teeth and take care of your oral health.*
**[21:21] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Brushing Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
*Have you all tried something new recently?*
**[23:06] Narrator**
*If you're sitting there thinking,*
**[23:08] Narrator**
* "Eh... I'm busy every day,*
* and I don't have the money..."*
**[23:10] Narrator**
*Hang on!*
**[23:12] Narrator**
*All you need is some imagination.*
**[23:14] Narrator**
*Imagine yourself as a ninja or a detective.*
**[23:17] Narrator**
*See? Isn't that exciting?*
**[23:20] Narrator**
* Imagination in itself is*
* a valid starting point.*
**[23:22] Narrator**
*Let's ease into a new start.*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Ninja Sisters at Work
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong."
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:13] Sign**
Kei-chan
**[24:13] Sign**
(Age: 8, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:13] Sign**
Harumiso Ramen-chan
**[24:13] Sign**
(Age: 8, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Yuno-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Gunma-chan Lover
Gunman-ian-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 44, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Man-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 11, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Nanako-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 5, Hokkaido Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 4 - Ninja Sisters at Work and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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***SIGN*** Who's the Culprit
***SIGN*** Who's the Culprit
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Who's the Culprit?"
**[01:34] Meemi's Dad**
Gather around, everyone.
**[01:36] Meemi's Dad**
We've witnessed a terrible crime.
**[01:40] Meemi's Dad**
No need to be scared...
**[01:42] Meemi's Dad**
This is merely a type of visual production
common in anime called "imaginary scenery".
**[01:46] Meemi's Dad**
Ma'am, allow me to ask once more...
**[01:50] Meemi's Dad**
The items were in the fridge,
to be eaten after dinner.
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[01:55] Meemi's Dad**
Six hot spring
puddings... have gone missing.
**[01:58] Meemi's Dad**
Is that correct?
**[02:00] Mom**
That's right...
**[02:03] Mom**
Before Meemi-chan and
Meemi-chan's father came to visit,
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[02:06] Mom**
I had bought six puddings
for everyone including our family.
**[02:10] Mom**
And they were chilling in the fridge.
**[02:13] Meemi's Dad**
I see. Now, please stay calm.
**[02:17] Meemi's Dad**
Leave this case... to me,
the mystery novel author!
**[02:23] All**
Case...?
**[02:25] Meemi's Dad**
That's right...
**[02:26] Meemi's Dad**
Stealing six puddings shows just
how strong the culprit's will was...
**[02:32] Meemi's Dad**
It's likely those puddings
are no longer with us.
**[02:37] Meemi's Dad**
Yes, they're already... in
the culprit's stomach.
**[02:42] Dad**
What?!
**[02:43] Dad**
I... I didn't do it!
**[02:46] Meemi's Dad**
Now, now, there's nothing to worry about.
**[02:49] Meemi's Dad**
As an author of mystery novels,
I'm also a detective!
**[02:55] Meemi**
Go, Daddy!
**[02:56] Meemi's Dad**
Thank you, Meemi.
**[02:58] Meemi's Dad**
By the way, ma'am...
**[02:59] Mom**
Yes!
**[03:01] Meemi's Dad**
May I have a sip of hot coffee
to stimulate my brain cells?
**[03:06] Mom**
Uh... sure.
**[03:08] Mom**
Here you go.
**[03:09] Meemi's Dad**
Thank you.
**[03:11] Meemi's Dad**
Excuse me while I take a sip...
**[03:16] Meemi's Dad**
Apologies! I don't do well with hot liquids!
**[03:19] Dad**
Then why did you ask for hot coffee...?
**[03:22] Meemi's Dad**
It's in our nature to
make mistakes sometimes...
**[03:27] Meemi's Dad**
Don't you think, sir?
**[03:30] Dad**
Sure?
**[03:31] Meemi**
Go, Daddy!
**[03:32] Meemi's Dad**
Thank you, Meemi.
**[03:35] Meemi's Dad**
Now... ma'am?
**[03:38] Mom**
Y-Yes...
**[03:40] Meemi's Dad**
Say the culprit were to come forward...
**[03:42] Mom**
Y-Yes...?
**[03:43] Meemi's Dad**
You would hate the sin
and not the sinner, right?
**[03:51] Mom**
I confess. I ate it.
**[03:53] Meemi's Dad**
Sure, you—what?!
**[03:56] Mom**
I ate the first one.
**[04:04] Mom**
I was the one who bought
the pudding to begin with.
**[04:08] Mom**
They were supposed to chill in the fridge
until after dinner, but...
**[04:12] Mom**
They just looked so good,
I couldn't help myself.
**[04:17] Mom**
I thought if I served the rest and
said I didn't want one, no one would notice.
**[04:24] Meemi's Dad**
I see! So that's what
happened... but it's no problem!
**[04:29] Meemi's Dad**
I expected there to be more than
one culprit from the beginning...
**[04:35] Meemi's Dad**
Why? Because...
**[04:36] Meemi's Dad**
Six hot spring puddings
is far too many for one person!
**[04:42] Dad**
R-Right...
**[04:43] Meemi**
Go, Daddy!
**[04:45] Meemi's Dad**
Thank you, Meemi.
**[04:47] Meemi's Dad**
Now, the question is...
**[04:49] Meemi's Dad**
...how did the rest disappear?
**[04:54] Dad**
I told you I didn't do it!
**[04:56] Meemi's Dad**
In moments like these, culprits
can't act like their usual selves.
**[05:02] Meemi's Dad**
They might sweat... tremble ever so
slightly... or their eyes may wander...
**[05:09] Meemi's Dad**
Gunma-chan?
**[05:12] Gunma-chan**
I'm sorry! I ate one!
**[05:14] Gunma-chan**
With Meemi and Yuumi!
**[05:16] Gunma-chan**
The hot spring puddings
were in the fridge
**[05:18] Gunma-chan**
and they said, "We'll eat
them sooner or later anyways"!
**[05:20] Gunma-chan**
Meemi and Yuumi said so!
**[05:21] Yuumi+Meemi**
Hey!
**[05:22] Meemi**
How could you say that, Gunma-chan?
**[05:24] Yuumi**
Let's have a little chat...
**[05:27] Meemi**
Don't make it sound like we made you eat it!
**[05:30] Yuumi**
You were the one who said let's eat it!
**[05:34] Gunma-chan**
Meemi and Yuumi said so first...
**[05:36] Yuumi+Meemi**
Shh!
**[05:37] Meemi**
That's not important!
**[05:37] Meemi's Dad**
I see... some might call Gunma-chan
a victim in this case...
**[05:40] Yuumi**
It's a matter of honor!
**[05:43] Dad**
Really?
**[05:44] Meemi's Dad**
Now...
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[05:45] Meemi's Dad**
There were six hot spring puddings...
**[05:48] Meemi's Dad**
One eaten by Mom...
**[05:50] Meemi's Dad**
and one each by Gunma-chan,
Yuumi-chan, and Meemi.
**[05:55] Meemi's Dad**
So two hot spring puddings left...
**[05:59] Meemi's Dad**
How could the remaining
two puddings disappear?
**[06:06] Dad**
I-It wasn't me.
**[06:08] Meemi's Dad**
It must have been hard
to keep such a big secret.
**[06:13] Meemi's Dad**
But... you can tell us the truth.
**[06:17] Dad**
I told you I didn't do it!
**[06:19] Dad**
I'm being falsely accused!
**[06:20] Dad**
I really didn't do it!
**[06:23] Meemi's Dad**
Every culprit says that!
**[06:29] Meemi's Dad**
Sir... this is checkmate!
**[06:33] Narrator**
* Since this is an educational show,*
* allow me to explain.*
**[06:36] Narrator**
* "Checkmate" is a term used*
* in the game of chess.*
**[06:39] Narrator**
* Players say it when they've*
* cornered their opponent's king.*
**[06:43] Narrator**
* Similarly, detectives who've cornered*
* the culprit also enjoy saying "checkmate".*
**[06:49] Meemi's Dad**
I'll say it again... it's checkmate!
**[06:53] Meemi's Dad**
You're the culprit.
**[07:07] Mom**
Oh, my. Ninja Cat and Ninja Mouse.
**[07:10] Yuumi**
Hot spring puddings...
**[07:14] Ninja Cat**
My sincere apologies.
**[07:16] Ninja Cat**
I saw everyone eating them,
so I acted on a sudden impulse.
**[07:19] Ninja Mouse**
As an apology, I'll graze my stomach...
**[07:21] All**
No!
**[07:23] Mom**
No need to open your stomach
over some silly hot spring puddings.
**[07:27] Mom**
It's my fault for forgetting about the two
of you and not buying eight to begin with.
**[07:32] Ninja Cat**
Then allow us to present...
**[07:36] Ninja Cat**
These are more flips than usual.
**[07:39] All**
Wow! Awesome!
**[07:42] Meemi's Dad**
Sir...
**[07:44] Meemi's Dad**
We've been through a lot...
**[07:47] Meemi's Dad**
But I'm glad we got a happy ending
with no culprits or victims!
**[07:51] Dad**
Huh?
**[07:52] Meemi's Dad**
This case is closed!
**[07:55] Meemi**
Go, Daddy!
**[07:56] Meemi's Dad**
Thank you, Meemi!
**[07:59] Dad**
Huhhhh?
**[08:01] Narrator**
*Tough luck!*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Meemi's Dad Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Was It Better Back Then?
***SIGN*** Was It Better Back Then?
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Was It Better Back Then?"
**[08:14] Narrator**
*It's another sunny day in Gunma.*
**[08:17] Narrator**
*What's this?*
**[08:19] Narrator**
*It's rather rare to see them together.*
**[08:22] Kofun-sama**
Time certainly flies
faster as you get older.
**[08:28] Daruma King**
It certainly does.
**[08:30] Kofun-sama**
Feels like only yesterday that we
were building keyhole-shaped kofuns...
**[08:36] Kofun-sama**
But it turns out, that was 1,700 years ago.
**[08:40] Daruma King**
I'm a bit younger, but nowadays,
I'm the oldest wherever I go.
**[08:46] Daruma King**
The kids don't like
to have me around that much.
**[08:51] Kofun-sama**
Age is one thing out of our control.
**[08:54] King Daruma**
I catch myself saying,
**[08:56] King Daruma**
"Things used to be so good" or...
**[08:59] King Daruma**
"Kids these days!" but...
**[09:03] King Daruma**
I'd like to get rid of that habit.
**[09:05] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, totally. Things
were great back in the day!
**[09:11] Kofun-sama**
Why, hello, Gunma-chan.
**[09:13] King Daruma**
When did you...
**[09:14] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[09:15] Kofun-sama+King Daruma**
Hello.
**[09:17] Gunma-chan**
Kids these days are rough!
**[09:22] King Daruma**
Ah, so you feel that way, too?
**[09:24] Gunma-chan**
Of course!
**[09:28] Gunma-chan**
Things used to be so great...
**[09:31] Kofun-sama**
Back when, exactly?
**[09:35] Gunma-chan**
...like two years ago?
**[09:40] Kofun-sama**
Two years! Back then!
**[09:42] King Daruma**
Must be real tough!
**[09:45] Gunma-chan**
Kids always treat Gunma-chan like I'm really old.
**[09:54] Gunma-chan**
...Why are you laughing?
**[09:56] Kofun-sama**
Well, we were so busy thinking that we were old.
**[10:00] Kofun-sama**
Who knew you were the same as us!
**[10:03] Gunma-chan**
I really do feel like I've gotten old.
**[10:06] Gunma-chan**
I'm already a grown-up!
**[10:09] King Daruma**
Sure, if you think so, then you are.
**[10:14] Kofun-sama**
So then it's true. We're all
a bunch of grandpas.
**[10:19] King Daruma**
It used to be so great.
**[10:22] Kofun-sama**
Those were the golden days.
**[10:25] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, I liked being a kid.
**[10:29] King Daruma+Kofun-sama**
Wouldn't it be nice to go back...
**[10:33] Gunma-chan**
Then let's do it!
**[10:46] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[10:59] Narrator**
* I had no idea that Gunma Power*
* had the ability to do this!*
**[11:04] Narrator**
* But I suppose we know*
* very little about the world.*
**[11:08] Gunma-chan**
Oh, hey! You guys became smaller!
**[11:12] Kofun-sama**
To me, it looks like
Gunma-chan became bigger.
**[11:15] King Daruma**
I think so, too.
**[11:17] Narrator**
* Things look differently depending*
* on whose perspective it is.*
**[11:22] Gunma-chan**
Wait a second... Gunma-chan hasn't changed.
**[11:27] Kofun-sama**
Perhaps you really aren't a grown-up yet.
**[11:31] Gunma-chan**
Aww, so I'm still a kid?
**[11:36] King Daruma**
Let's go play while we're still kids!
**[11:40] Gunma-chan+Kofun-sama**
Let's go!
**[11:51] Daruma**
Remaining!
**[11:59] Gunma-chan**
This is so much fun!
**[12:01] King Daruma**
It's a jolly time.
**[12:04] Kofun-sama**
This kofun's having fun!
Kofun fun! Kofun fun!
**[12:07] Kofun-sama**
It's a delight, that's right!
**[12:09] Gunma-chan+King Daruma**
A dad joke...
**[12:12] Kofun-sama**
Dad jokes are a play on words.
**[12:14] Kofun-sama**
A very technical one at that!
**[12:18] King Daruma**
It's nice to be a kid.
**[12:20] King Daruma**
No work... every day's a Sunday.
**[12:25] Gunma-chan**
I don't think so.
**[12:27] Gunma-chan**
I get told that I have to study
or clean my room or eat my veggies.
**[12:32] Gunma-chan**
It's not that easy.
**[12:37] Gunma-chan**
Hey, what's funny?
**[12:43] King Daruma**
We'd totally forgotten...
**[12:46] Kofun-sama**
About all the troubles
we had in our childhood...
**[12:51] King Daruma**
There were both good
and bad even as a child.
**[12:56] Kofun-sama+Daruma**
We remember now.
**[13:00] Gunma-chan**
That's good.
**[13:03] Kofun-sama**
Time sure does fly right by...
**[13:07] Kofun-sama**
Before you know it,
you're older than everyone.
**[13:10] King Daruma**
And no one comes up to you
if you're sitting in silence.
**[13:14] Gunma-chan**
Cause you're scary.
**[13:25] Kofun-sama**
How strange is the flow of time...
**[13:28] King Daruma**
Feels like an eternity but is also fleeting...
**[13:33] Gunma-chan**
That's so true.
**[13:35] Kofun-sama**
I've experienced many things living
with the Haniwas, and now,
**[13:39] Kofun-sama**
I'm happy to have time to sit
and talk with you, Gunma-chan.
**[13:44] King Daruma**
I, too, have lived with my tribe
and performed my duties as King.
**[13:50] King Daruma**
But after meeting Kofun-sama
and speaking with Gunma-chan,
**[13:54] King Daruma**
I feel like my world
is still vastly expanding.
**[14:05] Gunma-chan**
What's funny now?
**[14:07] Kofun-sama**
Nothing at all.
**[14:09] Kofun-sama**
How silly of me to have thought I knew
**[14:13] Kofun-sama**
more than others simply
because I've lived longer than them.
**[14:15] King Daruma**
You helped us to see that, Gunma-chan.
**[14:19] Gunma-chan**
Really? I did?
**[14:22] Narrator**
* There's a theory that claims people experience*
* their lives to be the exact same length,*
**[14:26] Narrator**
*whether that's 200 years or one year.*
**[14:30] Narrator**
* Perhaps what's most important is*
* the experiences we have in our lives.*
**[14:34] Kofun-sama**
Today was a wonderful day.
**[14:37] King Daruma**
It was perfect to just sit in peace.
**[14:40] Gunma-chan**
That's nice.
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Time Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Ninja Sisters at Work
***SIGN*** Ninja Sisters at Work
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Ninja Sisters at Work."
***SIGN*** Family Budget
**[14:58] Mom**
Prices are being hiked up everywhere!
**[15:05] Mom**
It's not like we can
cut back on groceries...
**[15:12] Mom**
I wish money really did grow on trees...
**[15:17] Ninja Sisters**
Madam.
**[15:19] Mom**
Oh my, Ninja Sisters!
**[15:22] Ninja Cat**
The elder sister cat!
**[15:25] Ninja Cat**
And the younger sister...
**[15:26] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[15:27] Ninja Cat**
We are the Ninja Sisters!
**[15:30] Ninja Cat**
Come to answer your call!
**[15:35] Mom**
I always love hearing you say that.
**[15:38] Mom**
Go, Ninja Sisters!
**[15:40] Ninja Cat**
Thank you.
**[15:41] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[15:44] Ninja Cat**
By the way,
**[15:45] Ninja Cat**
I've been informed that our
household finances are suffering.
**[15:51] Mom**
What resourceful ninjas you are.
**[15:53] Ninja Cat**
Thank you.
**[15:54] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[15:56] Ninja Cat**
We sisters already consider ourselves
a part of your Gunma-chan family.
**[16:00] Mom**
Of course you are.
**[16:02] Mom**
But this family is a bit short on money.
**[16:04] Ninja Mouse**
Who should I wipe out?
**[16:07] Mom+Ninja Cat**
No one!
**[16:08] Mom**
Ninja did in fact wipe many
people out 300 years ago.
**[16:11] Mom**
But today, we live in a world with strict
compliance rules so it's not that simple.
**[16:16] Ninja Cat**
I'm well aware.
**[16:18] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[16:21] Mom**
No matter how short we are on money,
we can't steal or hurt people.
**[16:27] Ninja Cat**
We can use the skills we've
acquired through rigorous
**[16:30] Ninja Cat**
training and assist
in your household budgeting.
**[16:34] Mom**
I'd love that!
**[16:42] Mom**
Hey! I never gave them specific
instructions on what to do...
**[16:47] Mom**
Do those two even have a way to make money?
**[16:51] Ninja Sisters**
We are ninja!
**[16:56] Ninja Sisters**
Clone Technique!
**[17:03] Ninja Sisters**
Ever since we were born... we've
endured brutal training.
**[17:13] Ninja Sisters**
Now, we want to help Gunma-chan's
family with this skill!
**[17:23] Ninja Cat**
The elder sister cat!
**[17:25] Ninja Cat**
And the younger sister...
**[17:26] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[17:28] Ninja Cat**
We are the Ninja Sisters!
**[17:30] Ninja Cat**
Come to answer your call!
**[17:35] Gunma-chan**
That was awesome!
**[17:37] Ninja Sisters**
Gunma-chan.
**[17:39] Gunma-chan**
So cool!
**[17:41] Ninja Sisters**
It's nothing too special...
**[17:43] Gunma-chan**
I wanna do that, too!
**[17:46] Ninja Cat**
What?! It's very hard.
**[17:49] Ninja Mouse**
Real, real hard!
**[17:51] Gunma-chan**
I wanna try.
**[17:54] Ninja Cat**
I'm afraid that's not possible.
**[17:57] Gunma-chan**
I wanna! I wanna! I wanna! I wanna!
**[18:02] Narrator**
* In the end, the Ninja Sisters gave*
* in to Gunma-chan's plea and*
**[18:05] Narrator**
* taught him the cartwheel,*
* back handspring, and backflip.*
**[18:37] Sign**
Make sure to practice with adult supervision.
**[18:43] Narrator**
* Remember, this is the most important part*
* of learning: repeated practice is essential!*
**[18:49] Narrator**
* Athletes work very hard*
* behind the scenes in their training*
**[18:53] Narrator**
* to achieve amazing feats*
* and break new records.*
**[19:17] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
***SIGN*** Days, weeks, and months passed by...
**[19:37] Ninja Cat**
Wow, amazing, Gunma-chan!
**[19:39] Ninja Cat**
I can't believe you've made it this far!
**[19:42] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak* *Squeak* *Squeak*
**[19:46] Gunma-chan**
Watch! The ninja taught me.
**[19:54] Dad**
Wow, great job, Gunma-chan!
**[19:56] Yuumi**
It's cool, but what good will a backflip do?
**[20:01] Mom**
That's it!
***SIGN*** Ninja-style Gymnastics Class Now Open
***SIGN*** Ninja-style Gymnastics Class
Now Open
***SIGN*** Ninja-style
Gymnastics Class
Now Open
***SIGN*** Ninja-style
Gymnastics Class
Now Open
***SIGN*** Reception Desk
**[20:06] Mom**
Our Ninja-style Gymnastics
Class is the perfect
**[20:11] Mom**
Beginner's Course to
support children's growth!
***SIGN*** Reception Desk
**[20:14] Mom**
You can enroll in a trial class,
available for a limited time!
**[20:17] Mom**
Advanced children can also enroll
in the Real Ninja Training Course!
**[20:23] Ninja Cat**
Learn a new skill to live
comfortably in our aging society!
**[20:27] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[20:30] Ninja Cat**
The elder sister cat!
**[20:32] Ninja Cat**
And the younger sister...
**[20:34] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[20:35] Ninja Cat**
We are the Ninja Sisters!
**[20:37] Ninja Cat**
Come to answer your call!
**[20:40] Gunma-chan**
Backflip!
**[20:43] Audience**
Whoa! Cool!
**[20:46] Ninja Cat**
We may not be able to change
the world with a backflip...
**[20:51] Gunma-chan**
That's true.
**[20:52] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[20:54] Ninja Cat**
But! We can turn the world
on its head for a split second!
**[20:59] Mom**
Ninja Sisters... I smell cash...
**[21:03] Mom**
We'll name the book *"Elder Sister,
Younger Sister, and a Backflip"*.
**[21:08] Narrator**
* The Ninja Sisters met Gunma-chan as they*
* were looking to help a family in need,*
**[21:12] Narrator**
* and things quickly took*
* a turn for the better.*
**[21:15] Narrator**
*Funny how the world works sometimes.*
**[21:18] Narrator**
*With that said... great job, Mom!*
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Ninja Sisters Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
* Have you ever thought to discover*
* a new side of yourself?*
**[23:07] Narrator**
* If that's been on your mind*
* for a good while,*
**[23:10] Narrator**
*you may be in need for a little break.*
**[23:13] Narrator**
* You can listen to your favorite music,*
* or relax at an onsen inn...*
**[23:16] Narrator**
*Do something that brings you some peace.*
**[23:19] Narrator**
*This next episode is for you.*
**[23:21] Narrator**
*I'll be cheering you on from afar.*
**[23:24] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Meemi Meets the Meows
***SIGN*** and two others
***SIGN*** Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
***SIGN*** Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
***SIGN*** Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
***SIGN*** Neko Neko-chan
***SIGN*** (Age: 41, Hyogo Prefecture)
***SIGN*** Tamarin-chan
***SIGN*** (Age: 8, Chiba Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
***SIGN*** Towa-chan
***SIGN*** (Age: 6, Kyoto Prefecture)
***SIGN*** Hasegawa Kazuki-chan
***SIGN*** (Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
***SIGN*** Terai Wakuto-chan
***SIGN*** (Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture)
***SIGN*** Shimohashi Moana-chan
***SIGN*** (Age: 9, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 5 - Meemi Meets the Meows and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan, My Big Brother
**[01:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan, My Big Brother
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma-chan, My Big Brother."
**[01:39] Sign**
Picture Book
**[01:41] Yuumi**
*I'm Yuumi.*
**[01:42] Yuumi**
* And the person sitting over there is*
* Gunma-chan, my big brother.*
**[01:51] Yuumi**
Hey, Onii-chan?
**[01:53] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, what is it?
**[01:57] Yuumi**
Nothing in particular.
**[02:00] Gunma-chan**
Then why did you call me?
**[02:03] Yuumi**
Because I wanted to talk to you.
**[02:07] Gunma-chan**
Oh... okay.
**[02:12] Yuumi**
* Onii-chan never really cares*
* about my questions.*
**[02:16] Yuumi**
*He treats me differently from everyone else.*
**[02:25] Yuumi**
Hey, hey, Onii-chan?
**[02:27] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, what is it?
**[02:30] Yuumi**
What are you drawing?
**[02:35] Gunma-chan**
...A drawing.
**[02:36] Yuumi**
I know that, but a drawing of what?
**[02:42] Gunma-chan**
What? You mean you can't
tell just by looking at it?
**[02:50] Yuumi**
Not really.
**[02:55] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi, it's sad that we're twins
and you know so little about me...
**[03:01] Yuumi**
Are you saying that's my fault?
**[03:06] Gunma-chan**
But I guess people are free to feel however
they want about Gunma-chan's drawings.
**[03:14] Yuumi**
...Onii-chan.
**[03:16] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, what is it?
**[03:19] Yuumi**
I don't like your attitude.
**[03:22] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[03:26] Yuumi**
I get that you're wrapped up in yourself and
you get special treatment by acting that way.
**[03:33] Gunma-chan**
Special treatment...?
**[03:35] Yuumi**
And I know that's your
persona, but you know,
**[03:38] Yuumi**
some people may not like it very much.
**[03:42] Gunma-chan**
They don't?
**[03:44] Yuumi**
Your values aren't the only ones
that matter in the world.
**[03:53] Yuumi**
In this day and age, we need to accept
diversity and a wide range of values.
**[03:59] Narrator**
* "Diversity" means a selection*
* of lots of different choices.*
**[04:04] Yuumi**
...Onii-chan?
**[04:11] Yuumi**
Onii-chan!
**[04:25] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi's the only one... who's
so strict towards Gunma-chan!
**[04:30] Yuumi**
*Onii-chan, can you hear me?*
**[04:39] Yuumi**
* Let's face our issues head*
* on and find a well-reasoned answer!*
**[04:58] Yuumi**
Onii-chan...?
**[05:19] Gunma-chan**
Gunma...
**[05:22] Yuumi**
Onii-chan, don't run away.
**[05:26] Gunma-chan**
Run?
**[05:27] Yuumi**
You need to confront the real issue.
**[05:31] Gunma-chan**
I do?
**[05:32] Yuumi**
That's right.
**[05:33] Yuumi**
If you try something new,
you could become...
**[05:36] Sign**
Gunma-chan
**[05:37] Sign**
New Gunma-chan
**[05:37] Yuumi**
New Gunma-chan or...
**[05:39] Sign**
New & True &
Divine Gunma-chan
**[05:40] Yuumi**
New & True & Divine Gunma-chan or even...
**[05:42] Sign**
Super Dreadnought
Gunma-chan
**[05:43] Yuumi**
Super Dreadnought Gunma-chan!
**[05:49] Yuumi**
Don't you want to reach a new level?
**[05:57] Yuumi**
...Onii-chan?
**[06:00] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan's okay with how things are now.
**[06:08] Yuumi**
*Onii-chan!*
**[06:10] Gunma-chan**
*Yuumi, your opinion is right.*
**[06:12] Gunma-chan**
* At the same time, Gunma-chan's*
* opinion is right, too.*
**[06:18] Yuumi**
*Really?*
**[06:19] Gunma-chan**
*It's not about who's more in the right.*
**[06:23] Gunma-chan**
* We can choose whatever we like.*
* We can even mix ideas!*
**[06:36] Yuumi**
You're right.
**[06:39] Gunma-chan**
Wait, Yuumi?
**[06:40] Yuumi**
Yeah, what is it?
**[06:43] Gunma-chan**
You're starting to act like Gunma-chan.
**[06:48] Yuumi**
Yeah, I guess.
**[07:02] Yuumi**
* I'm Yuumi. My big brother*
* is Gunma-chan. We're twins.*
**[07:09] Yuumi**
* We think differently.*
* We're different genders.*
**[07:14] Yuumi**
*But... I love my Onii-chan exactly as he is!*
**[07:22] Dad**
What were you two up to today?
**[07:25] Yuumi**
Onii-chan and I talked a lot!
**[07:29] Mom**
What did you guys talk about?
**[07:31] Gunma-chan**
About diversity!
**[07:34] Mom+Dad**
Diversity?!
**[07:36] Gunma-chan**
Mhmm.
**[07:38] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi and I discussed many different topics.
**[07:44] Mom+Dad**
...Is he getting smarter?
**[07:46] Yuumi**
Maybe!
**[07:48] Narrator**
* Things aren't just about*
* the better opinion, and sometimes,*
**[07:52] Narrator**
* those opinions can mix together,*
* which is kind of nice.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Diversity Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Cheers at the Hot Spring Inn!
**[08:09] Sign**
Cheers at the Hot Spring Inn!
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Cheers at the Hot Spring Inn!"
**[08:14] Narrator**
* Today, Gunma-chan is going*
* on a trip with his family.*
**[08:18] Dad**
It's another sunny day in Gunma!
**[08:21] Gunma-chan**
It sure is!
**[08:23] Yuumi**
It's so nice.
**[08:24] Mom**
Beautiful weather!
**[08:25] Dad**
It's so fun to go
on a family trip in this weather.
**[08:30] Gunma-chan**
It sure is!
**[08:32] Yuumi**
So much fun!
**[08:33] Mom**
It's a blast!
**[08:35] Narrator**
*They're out on a drive. How fun!*
**[08:42] Dad**
This feels freeing.
**[08:44] Mom**
So freeing!
**[08:45] Gunma-chan**
Sure is!
**[08:47] Yuumi**
Freedom!
**[08:49] Dad**
Today, we're taking a trip
to a hot spring inn!
**[08:52] Gunma-chan**
Yay!
**[08:53] Narrator**
*Hiragana Gunma is known for its hot springs.*
**[08:57] Narrator**
*These hot springs always have inns nearby.*
**[09:00] Akio**
New York King aka the "King of Baths"
here to give a lesson on hot springs!
**[09:05] Akio**
Hot spring regions all have many inns
with built-in hot spring baths.
**[09:10] Akio**
And these inns offer more than
just a relaxing bath...
**[09:19] Yuumi**
Wow, we're up so high!
**[09:20] Mom**
That's Gunma for you!
**[09:22] Gunma-chan**
So fun!
**[09:24] Dad**
Hot spring trips aren't just
about our time at the inn.
**[09:29] Dad**
Everything started when we left home!
**[09:31] Akio**
That's right Big Bro! Couldn't agree more!
**[09:34] Sign**
Hot Spring Inn
**[09:40] Dad**
We're here!
**[09:43] Mom**
This is where we'll be staying today.
**[09:48] Staff**
Welcome, folks.
**[09:50] Dad**
Hello, thanks for greeting us.
**[09:52] Gunma-chan+Mom+Yuumi**
Hello!
**[09:53] Staff**
Please, make yourselves at home.
**[10:00] Mom**
What a lovely garden.
**[10:02] Staff**
Thank you.
**[10:04] Dad**
This is a great getaway... I'm glad we came.
**[10:07] Gunma-chan**
It's like a whole other world!
**[10:10] Akio**
Exactly right!
**[10:11] Akio**
Hot spring inns aren't all the same.
**[10:13] Akio**
They vary in their exterior style,
interior design, and services.
**[10:16] Akio**
It's no overstatement to say it's
like entering another universe!
**[10:23] Mom**
Our room is lovely, too!
**[10:25] Yuumi**
Yay!
**[10:28] Staff**
Would you like to have
dinner at six or seven?
**[10:33] Dad**
Let's go with six.
**[10:35] Staff**
Perfect, we'll have that ready for you.
**[10:43] Gunma-chan**
Look, it's snacks!
**[10:44] Gunma-chan**
Can we have them?
**[10:45] Dad**
Sure, of course!
**[10:52] Yuumi+Gunma-chan**
Yummy!
**[10:54] Akio**
This welcome snack isn't just a gift
from the inn, it's also a trap!
**[10:59] Akio**
The main reason inns serve
customers snacks is so that
**[11:02] Akio**
they'll buy them as
souvenirs on their way home!
**[11:05] Akio**
Of course, they're
the inn's finest selection,
**[11:08] Akio**
so it's guaranteed they'll
make great souvenirs.
**[11:11] Akio**
But be aware this is secretly
a message from the inn!
**[11:15] Dad**
Alright, then. Anyone interested
in a quick bath before dinner?
**[11:19] Mom+Gunma-chan+Yuumi**
Yay! I am!
**[11:27] Dad**
That's not a sound I let out often, but...
**[11:30] Mom**
It just comes out naturally at a hot spring.
**[11:33] Yuumi**
It's so warm.
**[11:35] Gunma-chan**
Feels awesome!
**[11:38] Narrator**
*It really is a great feeling.*
**[11:41] Narrator**
*No doubt about it!*
**[11:44] Gunma-chan**
For sure!
**[11:46] Staff**
Time for your dinner service!
**[11:51] All**
Wow, it looks amazing!
**[11:54] Staff**
What would you like to drink?
**[11:57] Dad**
Um, uhh... Mom?
**[11:58] Mom**
...Gunma-chan?
**[12:01] Gunma-chan**
Yuumi?
**[12:02] Yuumi**
I'd like some peach juice, please!
**[12:04] Gunma-chan**
Yeah! Can Gunma-chan have some, too?
**[12:09] Mom**
I might just get... one small beer.
**[12:13] Dad**
I-I'd love to get that, too...
**[12:18] Mom**
Permission granted!
**[12:19] Dad**
Woohoo!
**[12:20] All**
Cheers!
**[12:32] Dad**
That's not a sound I let out often, but...
**[12:35] Mom**
It just comes out after taking a nice,
cold gulp after a hot bath.
**[12:40] Gunma-chan**
Naturally!
**[12:43] Yuumi**
You can't help it!
**[12:44] All**
Thank you for this meal!
**[12:47] Gunma-chan**
Delicious konjac sashimi
and rainbow trout sashimi!
**[12:52] Dad**
Delicious wild plant tempura!
**[12:55] Yuumi**
Delicious flamed brook trout!
**[12:58] Mom**
Delicious Gunma pork sukiyaki!
**[13:03] Gunma-chan**
Delicious bamboo shoot rice
and red miso soup!
**[13:07] Staff**
Any room for dessert?
**[13:10] All**
What?! We're too stuffed!
**[13:16] Dad**
I guess we weren't that
stuffed... everything was delicious!
**[13:19] Staff**
Thank you.
**[13:21] Dad**
Let's take a short break
and go to the outside bath!
**[13:31] Gunma-chan**
Outside baths are... outside baths.
**[13:35] Mom**
Why do people get in outside baths?!
**[13:40] Mom**
Precisely because... there's a bath outside!
**[13:45] Narrator**
* Not exactly worth the*
* dramatic pause... but very true!*
**[13:50] Akio**
At hot spring inns, you can enjoy
delicious food and amazing baths!
**[13:55] Akio**
It's nothing short of an entertainment
treasure land and the pride of Gunma!
**[14:07] Akio**
There's no need for dumb
jokes when it's this good.
**[14:10] Akio**
Hot springs are awesome!
**[14:15] Gunma-chan**
Someone made our futons!
**[14:16] Mom**
This is Gunma's hospitality spirit!
**[14:19] Yuumi**
Hospitality that leaves
nothing to be desired!
**[14:22] Gunma-chan**
What does that mean?
**[14:23] Yuumi**
It means they have great service!
**[14:26] Gunma-chan**
No leaves of desire! What a great service!
**[14:31] Yuumi**
...Close enough, I guess.
**[14:34] All**
Good night!
**[14:40] Narrator**
* I wish I could go*
* to a hot spring inn, too...*
**[14:43] Gunma-chan Family**
Hot Spring Inn Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Meemi Meets the Meows
**[14:49] Sign**
Meemi Meets the Meows
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Meemi Meets the Meows."
**[14:59] Gunma-chan**
This is fun!
**[15:00] Meemi**
If I had to choose, I'd say so.
**[15:03] Gunma-chan**
Hey!
**[15:04] Gunma-chan**
I found some people who look like
they aren't having much fun!
**[15:17] Gunma-chan**
Hello, Meows-san!
**[15:20] Meemi**
Meows?!
**[15:22] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[15:23] Narrator**
* Meemi is actually a huge fan*
* of the rock band Meows.*
**[15:30] Tama**
Oh, hey, Gunma-chan...
**[15:33] Tama**
I feel like you always happen
to find us when we're down.
**[15:37] Meemi**
You do?
**[15:40] Tora**
Hey, there's someone with you today.
**[15:43] Meemi**
Nice to meet you, I'm Meemi.
**[15:48] Angel Meemi**
What's going on here?!
**[15:50] Angel Meemi**
Oh my gosh, I love the Meows!
**[15:52] Angel Meemi**
Can I shake their hand?! Or hug?!
Or ask for their signature?!
**[15:56] Devil Meemi**
"Real" fans don't act like that.
**[15:59] Devil Meemi**
You better show restraint and
keep your distance from the Meows!
**[16:03] Devil Meemi**
That's what a true fan would do.
**[16:06] Nora**
Hmph... I bet she doesn't know the Meows, either.
**[16:14] Meemi**
N-No, I don't...
**[16:18] Tora**
Can't be helped...
**[16:19] Tama**
Hey, guys! Let's do the usual!
**[16:21] Meows**
Yeah!
**[16:25] Tama**
The handsome lead vocal, Tama!
**[16:27] Nora**
The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora!
**[16:30] Tora**
The cool and collected bassist, Tora!
**[16:34] Buchi**
The mohawk drummer, Buchi!
**[16:37] Meows**
We are the rock band the Meows! Meow!
**[16:42] Meemi**
*Oh my gosh! So cool!!*
**[16:46] Meemi**
Oh, so you guys are the Meows.
**[16:51] Tama**
I thought we were supposed to be popular.
**[16:54] Nora**
We're nowhere near that caliber.
**[16:56] Tora**
Maybe this is our best.
**[16:58] Buchi**
All things must come to an end.
**[17:02] Gunma-chan**
What's wrong, guys?
**[17:05] Tora**
The other day,
**[17:07] Tora**
we signed a new agreement
to spread our wings worldwide...
**[17:12] Nora**
But it turned out to be a huge mistake.
**[17:19] Tora**
It's our fault for not looking
over the contract.
**[17:25] Buchi**
But you know, we're only cats.
**[17:27] Tama**
The contract made me prioritize tie-up
songs and put off lyrics I actually like.
**[17:33] Nora**
The contract forced me to make stupid
changes to my melodies over and over again.
**[17:39] Tora**
The contract made me scrap
finished arrangements
**[17:42] Tora**
just because a sponsor didn't like them.
**[17:46] Buchi**
The contract made them do
this stuff and I became
**[17:49] Buchi**
depressed listening to them
complain all day and night...
**[17:58] Gunma-chan**
Well, maybe you guys should just break up.
**[18:01] Meemi**
*What are you talking about, Gunma-chan?!*
**[18:05] Tama**
That may be for the best...
**[18:08] Nora**
We tried to think of other options, but...
**[18:11] Tora**
The only way out of this labyrinth...
**[18:14] Buchi**
...is to retire from the game.
**[18:16] Gunma-chan**
That's right!
**[18:17] Gunma-chan**
Just quit together and run away!
**[18:19] Meemi**
Hold on just a minute!
**[18:23] Meemi**
Oh... I'm sorry for yelling like that...
**[18:26] Meemi**
I just had something to say.
**[18:29] Tama**
That's cool, what's up?
**[18:31] Nora**
Even though we've already
made up our minds...
**[18:34] Meemi**
Meows is a rock band, right?
**[18:37] Tora**
Hmph, of course we are.
**[18:39] Buchi**
We're all about rock... and we're rockers!
**[18:43] Gunma-chan**
For sure! They're good at storing stuff.
**[18:47] Meows**
That's a locker! We're rockers!
**[18:52] Meows**
Oh... they sound pretty much the same.
**[18:54] Meemi**
Getting back to the point! Rock is
about rebelling against society, right?
**[18:58] Meows**
Yeah!
**[19:00] Meemi**
If you quit now, wouldn't
that mean that rock lost?
**[19:03] Tora**
Rock lost...?
**[19:05] Nora**
Rock lost...?
**[19:07] Tama**
Rock...
**[19:09] Buchi**
...lost?
**[19:13] Gunma-chan**
Does that really matter?
**[19:16] Gunma-chan**
I mean... Rock losing isn't right!
**[19:22] Tama**
This problem isn't just about us!
**[19:24] Nora**
It would mean that Gunma's rock lost
to a bunch of snakes!
**[19:28] Tora**
We're nowhere near done.
We can still sing and play!
**[19:32] Buchi**
We can fight! For rock!
**[19:34] Gunma-chan**
Six times nine makes 54!
**[19:37] Meows**
That's mathematics "rokku"
in Japanese! Ours is "rock"!
**[19:42] Meows**
Wait... that sounds the same, too.
**[19:45] Meemi**
Way to respond with a perfect clap-back...
**[19:48] Tora**
If it comes down to it, we can scrap the
contract and start over as street players!
**[19:53] Nora**
Yeah! We'll always have
our rock 'n' roll spirit!
**[19:57] Tama**
My heart's burning with passion!
**[19:59] Buchi**
I'll keep going until I get married,
raise kids, and see my grandkids!
**[20:04] Tora+Nora+Tama**
That's just personal preference.
**[20:09] Tama**
The handsome lead vocal, Tama!
**[20:11] Nora**
The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora!
**[20:15] Tora**
The cool and collected bassist, Tora!
**[20:18] Buchi**
The mohawk drummer, Buchi!
**[20:21] Meows**
We are the rock band the Meows! Meow!
**[20:26] Meemi**
Oh my gosh! So cool!
**[20:33] Meemi**
T-This is my first time seeing you guys,
but I'm about to become a Meows fan.
**[20:38] Tama**
We'll invite you to our next concert,
so you should come with Gunma-chan!
**[20:43] Meemi**
*I wouldn't miss it for the world!*
**[20:46] Meemi**
Oh... I suppose I'll go if I'm free.
**[20:51] Sign**
Gunma Messe
**[20:51] Sign**
Gunma Messe
**[20:52] Tama**
You guys ready?!
**[20:54] Gunma-chan**
Yay!
**[20:54] Meemi**
This is awesome!
**[20:57] Meemi**
The handsome lead vocal, Tama!
**[21:00] Meemi**
The spiky-haired guitarist, Nora!
**[21:04] Meemi**
The cool and collected bassist, Tora!
**[21:08] Meemi**
The mohawk drummer, Buchi!
**[21:12] Meemi**
We are the rock band the Meows! Meow!
**[21:17] Tama**
Next up is our newest song "Bambina"!
**[22:53] Gunma-chan**
Meows Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
*Do you all find "inspiration" valuable?*
**[23:06] Narrator**
*Inspiration tends to pop up out of nowhere,*
**[23:09] Narrator**
* and then disappears before you*
* can make something out of it...*
**[23:12] Narrator**
* It can be disappointing because... what if*
* it was the beginning of a life changing idea?*
**[23:17] Narrator**
* So I suggest that before you forget,*
* you share it with a friend...*
**[23:20] Narrator**
*and eventually worldwide!*
**[23:22] Narrator**
*Spread your inspiration around the globe!*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Paasu-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 42, Niigata Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Rei-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Ueno Takuto-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Matsuo Suzu-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Kumamoto Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Saemaru-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 8, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Nagata Maki-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 30, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 6 - Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Aoma's Manga Project
**[01:29] Sign**
Aoma's Manga Project
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Aoma's Manga Project."
**[01:34] Aoma**
Gunma-chan, I've decided... to
become a manga author!
**[01:40] Aoma**
Hey, you're gonna become one
with me, you know!
**[01:43] Gunma-chan**
Really? I didn't know that.
**[01:46] Aoma**
Well, I just announced it.
**[01:48] Gunma-chan**
Oh, gotcha...
**[01:49] Meemi**
What are you talking about?
**[01:51] Aoma**
Don't worry, Meemi.
You're a part of this project, too!
**[01:55] Meemi**
I don't remember asking.
**[01:57] Aoma**
Come on, hear me out.
**[01:59] Aoma**
I'll be the manga artist Aoma...
**[02:02] Aoma**
but I won't be drawing the manga.
**[02:04] Gunma-chan**
Huh?! Then who will?
**[02:07] Aoma**
You, Gunma-chan!
**[02:08] Gunma-chan**
What?! Really?
**[02:10] Aoma**
All you need to do is draw.
Meemi will write the story.
**[02:15] Meemi**
What? Then what are you gonna do?
**[02:18] Aoma**
I'll be the project leader...
**[02:22] Aoma**
The producer!
**[02:24] Gunma-chan+Meemi**
Producer...?
**[02:26] Aoma**
Yeah.
**[02:27] Aoma**
The three of us will work together
to make a manga series,
**[02:31] Aoma**
and I'll promote it into a huge hit.
**[02:32] Sign**
Cinema
**[02:32] Aoma**
It'll get adapted into an anime,
movie, or stage production!
**[02:35] Aoma**
We can even develop merch
and make boatloads of money!
**[02:40] Gunma-chan**
Awesome!
**[02:41] Meemi**
Sure, but what will it be about?
**[02:43] Aoma**
Meemi, that's your job to figure out.
**[02:46] Meemi**
Huh?
**[02:47] Aoma**
I told you.
**[02:48] Aoma**
This is a project we
have to work on together.
**[02:51] Aoma**
I'll be the one to judge
whether your story is any good.
**[02:56] Aoma**
Since I'm the producer and all.
**[02:58] Meemi**
Don't you think that's a bit too convenient?
**[03:00] Aoma**
It's all about giving
people jobs they're best at.
**[03:02] Aoma**
And producers decide where to put people.
**[03:05] Meemi**
Fine then, Producer. Where's my allowance?
**[03:08] Aoma**
Allowance?
**[03:09] Meemi**
That's crucial to any type of work.
**[03:12] Aoma**
No allowance for now!
**[03:15] Meemi**
Get real! You can't make
people work for free!
**[03:19] Aoma**
Only for now! For now...
**[03:22] Aoma**
After it sells, we can share the profits.
**[03:24] Meemi**
That's hardly reliable.
**[03:27] Aoma**
I'm sure we can do it if we work together!
**[03:29] Meemi**
This is a total joke! I quit!
**[03:35] Aoma**
You sure about that?
**[03:36] Aoma**
Say I ask someone else to write the
script and it becomes a huge hit.
**[03:40] Aoma**
We'd be able to buy whatever we want.
**[03:44] Meemi**
Whatever we want...
**[03:53] Aoma**
You could buy as much
Meows merch as you want.
**[03:56] Meemi**
I'll do it! I'll think of the story!
**[03:59] Meemi**
You better do your part
and make sure it sells!
**[04:02] Aoma**
You can count on me!
**[04:04] Meemi**
Alright! Let's start writing!
**[04:07] Meemi**
What about a story set in
Katakana Gunma starring GUNMA-CHAN?
**[04:10] Sign**
GUNMA-CHAN
**[04:11] Aoma**
I see the vision!
**[04:12] Aoma**
Gunma-chan, let's sketch our lead character!
**[04:15] Gunma-chan**
Mkay, let's see...
**[04:17] Gunma-chan**
There! How's that?
**[04:19] Aoma**
Umm... Okay! This is fine!
**[04:21] Meemi**
Are you sure?
**[04:22] Gunma-chan**
I'll keep drawing!
**[04:24] Aoma**
Perfect! Let's move on to design.
**[04:27] Meemi**
We can add the characters MEEMI and AOMA!
**[04:29] Sign**
MEEMI
**[04:29] Sign**
AOMA
**[04:30] Aoma**
Familiar characters will
help us gain an audience!
**[04:40] Meemi**
Are you sure this design will be popular?
**[04:43] Aoma**
We gotta make sure it's original.
**[04:45] Aoma**
It looks like nothing we've
seen before. That's talent!
**[04:48] GUNMA-CHAN**
I thought so!
**[04:49] MEEMI**
Now what?
**[04:51] AOMA**
If you think of a great story,
we can make it a hit series.
**[04:56] Meemi**
Umm...
**[04:58] Meemi**
GUNMA-CHAN, MEEMI, and AOMA
are all rulers of their own separate universes!
**[05:05] Sign**
GUNMA-CHAN Universe
**[05:09] Sign**
AOMA Universe
**[05:12] Sign**
MEEMI Universe
**[05:16] Meemi**
And they have to fight each
other in a brutal battle
**[05:19] Meemi**
over the golden kettle to rule the entire world!
**[05:22] Gunma-chan**
That's really intense.
**[05:24] Aoma**
Kids love battle manga!
**[05:27] GUNMA-CHAN**
Wah!
**[05:29] AOMA**
Gah!
**[05:30] MEEMI**
Take that!
**[05:34] AOMA**
Come on, GUNMA-CHAN, be serious!
**[05:38] MEEMI**
AOMA, you don't look so great either.
**[05:43] GUNMA-CHAN**
I'll send you all to the underworld!
**[05:55] MEEMI**
GUNMA-CHAN, say that again.
**[05:57] GUNMA-CHAN**
I'll send you all to the underworld!
**[06:03] AOMA**
I can't take the story
seriously with this art style.
**[06:06] MEEMI**
You're right.
**[06:07] MEEMI**
Let's shift gears to
a lighthearted comedy manga.
**[06:10] AOMA**
GUNMA-CHAN, do something funny.
**[06:13] GUNMA-CHAN**
Huh? Umm...
**[06:22] GUNMA-CHAN**
Something funny!
**[06:24] MEEMI+AOMA**
Not funny!
**[06:26] GUNMA-CHAN**
Umm...
**[06:36] GUNMA-CHAN**
Something funny!
**[06:39] MEEMI+AOMA**
Not funny!
**[06:48] GUNMA-CHAN**
Something funny!
**[06:50] MEEMI+AOMA**
Not funny!
**[06:52] GUNMA-CHAN**
Something funny!
**[06:54] MEEMI+AOMA**
Not funny!
**[06:55] GUNMA-CHAN**
Something funny!
**[06:56] MEEMI+AOMA**
Not funny!
**[06:58] GUNMA-CHAN**
Something funny!
**[07:02] GUNMA-CHAN**
I've heard even unfunny things can become
funny if you do it over and over again.
**[07:07] MEEMI+AOMA**
No, it's not funny!
**[07:10] GUNMA-CHAN**
Gunma-chan's done playing now. Bye...
**[07:16] AOMA**
Hey!
**[07:17] MEEMI**
I quit, too.
**[07:21] AOMA**
I can't make manga
without a writer or artist.
**[07:26] AOMA**
There's no point in this
project... I guess I quit.
**[07:34] Meemi**
Honestly, how can you be a manga
author without making it yourself?
**[07:38] Aoma**
I told you!
**[07:39] Aoma**
As the Executive Producer,
it's my job to promote the manga!
**[07:42] Aoma**
My actions will make it a global
comic that reaches worldwide...
**[07:49] Gunma-chan**
You should write it yourself.
**[07:51] Narrator**
*Precisely.*
**[07:54] Aoma**
It wasn't a bad idea, it was just
a decade ahead of its time!
**[07:59] Narrator**
*We've all certainly heard that one before.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Manga Author Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet
**[08:09] Sign**
Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma-chan Learns About the Internet."
**[08:24] Wise One**
Gunma-chan?
**[08:25] Gunma-chan**
Yeah?
**[08:27] Wise One**
Aren't you paying me
a visit to ask a question?
**[08:31] Gunma-chan**
Not really.
**[08:34] Wise One**
Oh! Why not?
**[08:36] Gunma-chan**
I borrowed my dad's tablet today, so...
**[08:40] Wise One**
Tablet?
**[08:41] Gunma-chan**
As long as I have this, I can search
for any information I want.
**[08:45] Gunma-chan**
So I don't have to ask
the Wise One any questions.
**[08:49] Gunma-chan**
And I can listen to music and watch videos!
**[08:53] Wise One**
...How convenient.
**[08:55] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[08:59] Wise One**
But then why would you need to come here?
**[09:02] Gunma-chan**
Cause I'd get in trouble if I
were on the tablet all day at home.
**[09:07] Wise One**
Ah, so that's why.
**[09:09] Gunma-chan**
Yup.
**[09:12] Gunma-chan**
Ohh, so that's what that means!
**[09:19] Wise One**
Gunma-chan...
**[09:22] Wise One**
Gunma-chan?
**[09:25] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, what? I'm kinda busy.
**[09:32] Gunma-chan**
Hey, I can't connect to the Wi-Fi!
**[09:36] Wise One**
Gunma-chan, you can't connect
to the internet without Wi-Fi.
**[09:40] Narrator**
* "Wi-Fi" is a wireless way*
* to connect to the internet.*
**[09:44] Sign**
Hello
Gunma-chan
**[09:47] Narrator**
* There are plenty of Wi-Fi signals emitted*
* around us so we can connect to the internet.*
**[09:54] Wise One**
Let's have a little chat about the internet.
**[09:57] Gunma-chan**
What kinda chat?
**[09:59] Wise One**
The internet is very convenient,
but it's actually very hard to use.
**[10:03] Gunma-chan**
Nuh-uh! It's *super* easy!
**[10:06] Wise One**
Yes, the "*super* easy" part
is precisely what's so difficult.
**[10:11] Gunma-chan**
What do you mean?
**[10:12] Wise One**
It's only been about thirty years since
we've all been able to use the internet.
**[10:18] Wise One**
There are actually a lot of
issues around the internet.
**[10:21] Gunma-chan**
Really? I didn't know that.
**[10:23] Wise One**
Whether the computer and internet can make
people happy is up to those who use it.
**[10:32] Gunma-chan**
I've never even thought about that.
**[10:34] Wise One**
Of course not.
**[10:35] Wise One**
The internet already existed
when you were born.
**[10:40] Wise One**
If there were a sandbox,
it's only natural for children to play there.
**[10:40] Sign**
Safe Sandbox
**[10:43] Wise One**
They won't care to know who exactly made it.
**[10:43] Sign**
Creator Unknown
**[10:46] Gunma-chan**
Probably not.
**[10:48] Wise One**
But that's only given
the fact that it's safe.
**[10:52] Wise One**
With the internet, there's no assurance
that the information you find is true.
**[10:57] Gunma-chan**
What?! There isn't?!
**[11:00] Wise One**
No.
**[11:01] Wise One**
You might find it surprising, but
it includes both true and false information.
**[11:05] Gunma-chan**
How can you tell which is which?
**[11:07] Wise One**
Say one source on
the internet claimed I were green,
**[11:07] Sign**
Wise One
**[11:10] Sign**
Who is the Wise One?
**[11:12] Wise One**
and they even included a picture.
**[11:12] Sign**
Known for his green body
**[11:13] Sign**
Loves to party
**[11:14] Wise One**
What would you think?
**[11:14] Sign**
Hates reading
**[11:16] Gunma-chan**
There's no way that's true!
**[11:18] Wise One**
Exactly!
**[11:19] Wise One**
You would see right through
that since you know me personally.
**[11:23] Gunma-chan**
For sure.
**[11:24] Wise One**
But, for those who don't know me,
**[11:27] Wise One**
there's no way to know whether
that information is true or not.
**[11:31] Gunma-chan**
Oh, yeah... That's hard.
**[11:34] Wise One**
Indeed.
**[11:36] Wise One**
The internet can be a fun
and convenient place,
**[11:39] Wise One**
but we must be careful how we use it.
**[11:41] Gunma-chan**
Hmm...
**[11:43] Wise One**
What's the matter, Gunma-chan?
**[11:51] Wise One**
Gunma-chan?!
**[11:55] Gunma-chan**
Maybe it doesn't need to be hard, just fun!
**[12:03] Gunma-chan**
Is that wrong?
**[12:05] Wise One**
Not at all. Right you are.
**[12:08] Gunma-chan**
Really? I thought you'd be mad.
**[12:11] Wise One**
Between the two of us,
we're bound to see things differently.
**[12:16] Wise One**
And there's no guarantee
that my opinions are correct.
**[12:18] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[12:20] Narrator**
* Very flexible thinking!*
* How wise of the Wise One.*
**[12:24] Gunma-chan**
He sure is!
**[12:25] Wise One**
Gunma-chan, who are you talking to?
**[12:29] Gunma-chan**
It's a secret!
**[12:30] Wise One**
Perfectly alright.
**[12:31] Wise One**
Which reminds me, there are
no secrets on the internet!
**[12:35] Gunma-chan**
What do you mean?
**[12:36] Sign**
User Name
**[12:36] Wise One**
Even if you post something
on the internet anonymously,
**[12:39] Wise One**
it's not as though people
can never find out it's you.
**[12:40] Sign**
Bad-mouthing
**[12:40] Sign**
Bad-mouthing
**[12:40] Sign**
Bad-mouthing
**[12:40] Sign**
Lies
**[12:40] Sign**
Lies
**[12:40] Sign**
Lies
**[12:43] Wise One**
It's very easy to trace back people's
online history and find out who did what.
**[12:46] Sign**
Real Name
**[12:49] Gunma-chan**
I never knew that.
**[12:49] Sign**
Disclosure of Information
**[12:51] Narrator**
* All you need is for internet providers*
* to disclose information.*
**[12:54] Wise One**
So you must remember to never write badly
about people or post false information.
**[13:00] Wise One**
Can you promise me that one thing?
**[13:03] Gunma-chan**
I'll never do it. I promise!
**[13:06] Narrator**
* The internet is a fun form of media,*
* but our relationship with it isn't so simple.*
**[13:12] Gunma-chan**
I guess there's been a bunch of changes since
the computer and internet were invented.
**[13:17] Narrator**
*This depiction may be a bit exaggerated,*
**[13:20] Narrator**
* but the internet impacts our planet,*
* and even Hiragana Gunma.*
**[13:26] Narrator**
* And it's up to us to decide what*
* that impact will be.*
**[13:29] Gunma-chan**
That's a lot of responsibility!
**[13:32] Wise One**
Who are you talking to?
**[13:34] Gunma-chan**
It's a secret!
**[13:35] Wise One**
I see.
**[13:37] Wise One**
I have my own fair share
of secrets, you know.
**[13:40] Gunma-chan**
Are they on the internet?
**[13:42] Wise One**
I'm afraid not.
**[13:43] Wise One**
My secrets are written
in my secret notebook.
**[13:47] Gunma-chan**
Cool! I wanna read that!
**[13:50] Wise One**
You may one day get to see it
as we spend time together like this.
**[13:55] Gunma-chan**
That's exciting!
**[13:58] Wise One**
The internet is certainly fun,
**[13:59] Wise One**
but isn't talking with
each other like this fun, too?
**[14:03] Gunma-chan**
Super fun!
**[14:04] Wise One**
Alright then...
**[14:05] Gunma-chan+Wise One**
Let's sing!
**[14:09] Gunma-chan**
Let's dance!
**[14:12] Wise One**
Let's eat!
**[14:15] Gunma-chan+Wise One**
Let's rest.
**[14:21] Wise One**
Good morning.
**[14:24] Gunma-chan**
Morning!
**[14:26] Gunma-chan**
Bye, Wise One!
**[14:29] Wise One**
See you soon, Gunma-chan.
**[14:31] Gunma-chan**
It's so much fun to talk with you, Wise One!
**[14:36] Wise One**
How nice of you to say that.
**[14:38] Narrator**
*Great job, Wise One!*
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Wise One Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
It's a Ghost
**[14:49] Sign**
It's a Ghost
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"It's a Ghost!"
**[15:09] Gunma-chan**
I wanna go to the restroom,
but I'm scared...
**[15:26] Gunma-chan**
What's wrong...?
**[15:44] Narrator**
* The two of them went on*
* to scream like this for quite a while.*
**[15:47] Narrator**
*Let's fast forward a bit.*
**[15:51] Ghost**
I'm Ghost. I was crying
because I got lost so late at night.
**[15:57] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay. I'm Gunma-chan.
**[16:00] Ghost**
Good evening, Gunma-chan.
**[16:02] Gunma-chan**
Good evening.
**[16:05] Gunma-chan**
Um, can you do me a favor...?
**[16:09] Ghost**
What's that?
**[16:11] Gunma-chan**
Can you go to the restroom with me?
**[16:15] Ghost**
This late at night?! But it's too scary...
**[16:20] Gunma-chan**
Not if we're together.
**[16:24] Ghost**
I'm scared...
**[16:27] Ghost**
Hurry and come out, Gunma-chan!
**[16:35] Gunma-chan**
Phew, I feel so much better!
**[16:37] Gunma-chan**
Thanks, Ghost-san!
**[16:38] Ghost**
That was scary, but I'm glad I could help!
**[16:46] Gunma-chan**
This way, it's not scary.
**[16:48] Ghost**
Yeah, you're right!
**[16:51] Gunma-chan**
I used to be scared of ghosts,
**[16:54] Gunma-chan**
but being with Ghost-san,
I'm not so scared of ghosts anymore!
**[16:58] Ghost**
Me, too!
**[16:59] Ghost**
I'm scared of everyone else,
but I'm not scared of Gunma-chan.
**[17:04] Gunma-chan**
Wanna stick together while we sleep?
**[17:06] Ghost**
Yeah! Let's stick together!
**[17:12] Ghost**
I get told to scare people, but I really
don't like doing that kind of stuff...
**[17:20] Gunma-chan**
I used to be scared of ghosts,
but I'm not scared of Ghost-san.
**[17:25] Ghost**
I'm glad to hear that!
**[17:28] Gunma-chan**
Good!
**[17:30] Ghost**
This is fun!
**[17:32] Gunma-chan**
Super fun!
**[17:33] Ghost**
It's much better than scaring people.
**[17:36] Gunma-chan**
It's much more fun
than being scared of ghosts.
**[17:55] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[17:59] Gunma-chan**
And then, Ghost-san and I went
to the restroom together.
**[18:04] Mom**
Sounds like you had
a funny dream, Gunma-chan.
**[18:08] Gunma-chan**
It wasn't a dream, I really met them!
**[18:12] Yuumi**
I'm jealous of your imagination, Onii-chan.
**[18:17] Gunma-chan**
But it's true...
**[18:19] Dad**
Come on, guys. Let kids be kids.
**[18:32] Gunma-chan**
I really did see a ghost...
**[18:34] Ghost**
Gunma-chan...
**[18:37] Ghost**
Gunma-chan!
**[18:39] Ghost**
I can't go to the restroom alone.
Can you come with me?
**[18:45] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[18:51] Gunma-chan**
Hurry and come out!
**[18:58] Ghost**
Thanks, Gunma-chan.
**[19:00] Gunma-chan**
You're welcome, Ghost-san.
**[19:03] Ghost**
I went home yesterday and
told everyone about our adventure.
**[19:07] Ghost**
They were really proud of me.
**[19:09] Gunma-chan**
Really? That's nice.
**[19:12] Ghost**
Did you tell your family about me, too?
**[19:15] Gunma-chan**
Yeah! But they didn't believe me...
**[19:19] Ghost**
I'm a ghost, so I can't be around
in the daytime... sorry.
**[19:23] Gunma-chan**
That's okay, as long as I can see you now.
**[19:27] Ghost**
That makes me real happy!
**[19:30] Gunma-chan**
I'm happy, too!
**[19:33] Ghost**
Um, Gunma-chan, can I ask you a favor?
**[19:38] Gunma-chan**
Sure, what is it?
**[19:40] Ghost**
Can you... be my friend?
**[19:44] Gunma-chan**
What?!
**[19:46] Ghost**
I'm sorry, never mind!
It was silly of me to ask...
**[19:51] Gunma-chan**
No!
**[19:52] Gunma-chan**
I meant we're already friends.
**[19:55] Ghost**
What?!
**[19:58] Narrator**
* That was when Gunma-chan was overcome*
* with emotion and released his Gunma Power...*
**[20:01] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[20:08] Ghost**
Wow! Gunma Power is so cool!
**[20:11] Ghost**
I feel a rush of energy!
**[20:13] Gunma-chan**
That's good!
**[20:14] Ghost**
Yeah, it's great!
**[20:16] Ghost**
We're best friends now!
**[20:18] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, we're best friends.
**[20:20] Narrator**
*"Best friends"... What a beautiful phrase.*
**[20:25] Ghost**
I just happened to come
to this house, but I'm so happy.
**[20:28] Gunma-chan**
Me, too!
**[20:32] Ghost**
Promise me we'll be friends forever!
**[20:35] Gunma-chan**
Sure! I promise.
**[20:39] Ghost**
One day, I'll be sure to scare you!
**[20:44] Gunma-chan**
I dunno if I like that, but okay!
**[20:48] Ghost**
If we ever fight, we have to make up.
**[20:51] Gunma-chan**
There's so much we have to do.
**[20:53] Ghost**
I'll stay in this house forever,
so please don't get rid of me!
**[20:58] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[21:00] Narrator**
* There certainly are many ways*
* to meet new friends.*
**[21:05] Narrator**
* Although I'm not sure Gunma-chan will ever*
* get to introduce Ghost-san to his family...*
**[21:10] Narrator**
* I'm sure their friendship*
* will last for eternity.*
**[21:20] Sign**
See you
**[21:21] Gunma-chan**
See you soon!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Ghost-san Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
* Do any of you have*
* anything you're crazy about?*
**[23:07] Narrator**
*It may be a favorite game or anime,*
**[23:09] Narrator**
* or serious competitions*
* like baseball or soccer.*
**[23:11] Narrator**
* There are many ways to spend*
* time being immersed in something.*
**[23:14] Narrator**
* I recommend taking some time*
* to relax every now and then, too.*
**[23:20] Narrator**
*The next episode of* Gunma-chan *
is sure to be something to craze over!*
**[23:23] Narrator**
*I hope you look forward to it!*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Off to the Auto Race!
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Eight8-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Koga Seika-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 8, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Mofu-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 15, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Meemi-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 12, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Okkii Eri-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 48, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Ishii Yui-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 7, Aichi Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 7 - Off to the Auto Race and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Off to the Auto Race!!
**[01:29] Sign**
Off to the Auto Race!!
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Off to the Auto Race!"
**[01:38] Narrator**
*Have you ever witnessed a true battle?*
**[01:46] Narrator**
* A motorcycle racing sport*
* spanning six laps around an*
**[01:50] Narrator**
* oval track that is 500 meters long*
* and 30 meters wide.*
**[01:54] Narrator**
*That is... Auto Race!*
**[01:57] That is...Auto Race! {sorega; 1**
There are roughly 400 auto
race riders across Japan.
**[02:00] Narrator**
* The youngest is 19 years old,*
* and the oldest is 75 years old.*
**[02:04] Narrator**
*Female riders are also among them.*
**[02:06] Narrator**
*It's truly a world measured solely by skill.*
**[02:11] Joe**
I'll show you... I can win!
**[02:11] Sign**
Racer 1
**[02:11] Sign**
Joe
**[02:11] Sign**
Passionate Rookie
**[02:15] Sign**
Racer 6
**[02:15] Sign**
Micchi
**[02:15] Sign**
Data Above All
**[02:17] Micchi**
Calculation... complete.
**[02:20] Sign**
Racer 7
**[02:20] Sign**
Ace
**[02:24] Sign**
Racer 8
**[02:24] Sign**
King
**[02:24] Sign**
Undisputed King
**[02:27] Announcer Haniwa**
The riders have assumed
their starting positions...
**[02:30] Announcer Haniwa**
And the blue lamp has turned off.
**[02:34] Announcer Haniwa**
Three seconds until we begin...
**[02:36] ---**
And they're off!
**[02:39] Announcer Haniwa**
All racers are off to a good start.
**[02:40] Announcer Haniwa**
Racer 1 leads the pack in numerical
order as we round the first corner.
**[02:45] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[02:46] Narrator**
* Racers run counter-clockwise, and all bikes*
* are specialized auto racing motorcycles.*
**[02:53] Narrator**
* Handles are positioned*
* at different heights on each side,*
**[02:55] Narrator**
*and there is no meter or brakes.*
**[02:57] Narrator**
* Racers only rely on their 600cc engine,*
* which they control and maintain themselves.*
**[03:04] Announcer Haniwa**
So far it's been a quiet race...
**[03:08] Micchi**
Exactly as planned!
**[03:09] Ace**
I... go now!
**[03:12] Announcer Haniwa**
We're at the final corner as Racer 6
and Racer 7 move up...
**[03:16] Announcer Haniwa**
And that concludes lap one,
with Joe on Racer 1 in first place!
**[03:20] Joe**
Perfect! I won the first lap.
**[03:23] Announcer Haniwa**
Racer 6 and Racer 7 move
up as we round corner one.
**[03:26] Announcer Haniwa**
And they're neck and neck with Racer 1!
**[03:27] Announcer Haniwa**
Racer 1 leads the pack as we pass
the back straight... King is drawing closer!
**[03:32] Announcer Haniwa**
Joe on Racer 1 comes in first,
**[03:34] Announcer Haniwa**
but Micchi on Racer 6 and Ace
on Racer 7 are right behind him!
**[03:39] Joe**
I've gotta keep the lead...
**[03:41] Ace+Micchi**
We won't let you!
**[03:43] Announcer Haniwa**
Rounding the second corner
as the lead shrinks and...
**[03:48] Announcer Haniwa**
Racer Joe has moved down to third place!
**[03:50] Announcer Haniwa**
Could his second-class
racer be his downfall?!
**[03:52] Micchi**
Just as I planned, rookie!
**[03:54] Ace**
See ya!
**[03:56] Joe**
If I just had another 100cc!
**[03:59] Narrator**
*Typically, racers have 600cc engines,*
**[04:03] Narrator**
* but rookies are required to use*
* 500cc engines for a limited time.*
**[04:08] Announcer Haniwa**
Three laps left!
**[04:09] Announcer Haniwa**
King on Racer 8 has
moved up to fourth place.
**[04:11] Joe**
King's already caught up with me..!
**[04:14] Announcer Haniwa**
Here's King drawing closer to
shooting distance with the rookie Joe...
**[04:18] Joe**
He's coming!
**[04:20] Announcer Haniwa**
And he's passed Joe effortlessly!
**[04:23] Announcer Haniwa**
Perhaps Racer 1 has little luck
in keeping up in terms of simple force...
**[04:27] Joe**
Fine, then!
**[04:28] Announcer Haniwa**
At the third corner,
Joe has changed his positioning!
**[04:32] Announcer Haniwa**
He's moved to the outside,
a specialty of second-class racers!
**[04:35] Announcer Haniwa**
Can he get back in front
with two laps left?!
**[04:37] King**
Alright kid, looks like you have brains.
**[04:41] Narrator**
*If I may...*
**[04:43] Narrator**
*Since bikes aren't equipped with brakes,*
**[04:45] Narrator**
* racers control their bike*
* through working the gas pedal.*
**[04:48] Narrator**
* Second-class bikes are easier*
* to control given their lower horsepower.*
**[04:54] Joe**
I may have a second-class engine,
but that means I have less to worry about!
**[04:59] Joe**
Now I can focus on... giving full speed!
**[05:02] Announcer Haniwa**
Joe on Racer 1 catches up to top
place as we pass the second corner!
**[05:06] Joe**
Yes!
**[05:08] Micchi**
What?!
**[05:10] Announcer Haniwa**
But the lead grows as we head down
the straight! Racer 1 can't keep up!
**[05:14] Joe**
I'll go full force at the corner!
**[05:17] Announcer Haniwa**
Joe lines up with the leading
pack as they slow down!
**[05:21] Announcer Haniwa**
The blue flag is out... and somehow
Joe leads as we enter the final lap!
**[05:25] Announcer Haniwa**
One lap left!
**[05:26] Joe**
I got this!
**[05:29] Micchi**
This is within calculation!
**[05:31] Ace**
The final lap's all about power!
**[05:35] Micchi**
This is the real battle...
**[05:38] Micchi**
Add 5% to the data!
**[05:48] Joe**
There's my chance!
**[05:50] Announcer Haniwa**
Wipeout!
**[05:51] Announcer Haniwa**
Racer 6 and Racer 7 fall as King
is forced to slow down!
**[05:54] Announcer Haniwa**
And Joe on Racer 1 manages to get through!
**[05:56] Announcer Haniwa**
The rookie Joe reaches top place
as King falls to second place!
**[05:59] Announcer Haniwa**
Can he keep the lead as we
round the last two corners?!
**[06:01] Joe**
I did it! I can win! I can beat King!
**[06:08] Joe**
What?!
**[06:10] Announcer Haniwa**
Here's the checkered flag...
**[06:12] Announcer Haniwa**
And King crosses
the finish line in first place!
**[06:15] Announcer Haniwa**
The rookie Joe fought valiantly,
but got a well-deserved second place!
**[06:21] Joe**
Darn it!
**[06:35] Joe**
That old geezer!
**[06:37] King**
Hey, kid.
**[06:40] Joe**
King-san...
**[06:42] King**
Riders can last fifty years
in auto race if they want.
**[06:47] King**
Make your best of it.
**[06:51] Joe**
I'm no "kid"! I'm Joe!
**[06:55] King**
Ha!
**[06:56] King**
If you can pass me while I'm still alive,
maybe I'll call you by name.
**[07:04] ---**
Don't get too cocky!
**[07:06] Joe**
Stingy old man!
**[07:08] King**
I can hear you!
**[07:11] Narrator**
* And so begun the long battle*
* between the rookie and the king...*
**[07:16] Akio**
Amazing! What a great rivalry!
**[07:19] Akio**
So there you have it.
**[07:20] Akio**
Anyone can become a superstar in auto race,
everyone from grandpas to young kids!
**[07:27] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[07:29] Akio**
As a part of government-controlled sports,
it contributes to Gunma's culture!
**[07:35] Gunma-chan**
I never knew that!
**[07:37] Akio**
Auto race is even broadcast on real
television networks and the internet.
**[07:43] Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[07:47] Akio**
It sure brings out the gambler's spirit!
**[07:53] Gunma-chan**
Brings out what?
**[07:56] Akio**
Just grown-up stuff...
**[07:59] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[08:01] Narrator**
*So that's that.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Auto Race Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Yayoihime's Angry Innovation
**[08:09] Sign**
Yayoihime's Angry Innovation
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Yayoihime's Angry Innovation."
**[08:14] Yayoihime**
I can't believe it!
**[08:17] Yayoihime**
Sales are going down
for Yayoihime strawberries!
**[08:21] Yayoihime**
Why is this happening?!
**[08:22] Servant A**
Recognition of Yayoihime has spread...
**[08:25] Servant B**
...and as its popularity peaked...
**[08:28] Servant C**
...new brands of strawberries
came out one after another.
**[08:31] Mirror 1**
Perhaps it's best to be patient for now.
**[08:34] Mirror 2**
There's no such thing
as eternal growth in business.
**[08:38] Mirror 3**
We can wait for the next Yayoihime boom.
**[08:43] Servant A**
Of course, we haven't simply been
sitting around twiddling our thumbs.
**[08:47] Servant B**
We've distributed flyers.
**[08:49] Servant C**
And yesterday, our social media
account reached 1,000 followers.
**[08:55] Yayoihime**
*Those are all things I've done myself...*
**[08:59] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Would you like some
strawberries? They're delicious!
**[09:04] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Here you go.
**[09:08] (Flashback) Girl**
Yum!
**[09:10] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Right?
**[09:11] (Flashback) Girl's Mom**
These strawberries are very good.
**[09:13] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Thank you.
**[09:15] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
They're called "Yayoihime",
grown right here in Gunma.
**[09:19] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
It's very sweet and has
a bright color and great shape.
**[09:23] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Have some delicious strawberries!
**[09:24] (Flashback) Older Lady**
They're very good.
**[09:26] (Flashback) Child**
So yummy!
**[09:27] (Flashback) Haniwa A**
These are amazing!
**[09:29] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Would anyone like some sweet,
delicious Yayoihime strawberries?
**[09:35] (Flashback) Haniwas**
So good!
**[09:37] Yayoihime**
I hear you all loud and clear.
**[09:41] Yayoihime**
I'm sorry for making you who support
**[09:44] Yayoihime**
and consult me market strawberries
you don't even want to sell.
**[09:48] Mirror 1**
Please, don't say that!
**[09:50] Mirror 2**
You're showing great maturity, Princess.
**[09:53] Yayoihime**
What a bunch of idiots... You think
you can say whatever you want?
**[09:58] Yayoihime**
None of you have got a clue here!
**[10:02] Yayoihime**
You all are absolutely useless!
**[10:06] Yayoihime**
From here on out,
I expect nothing out of you!
**[10:10] Yayoihime**
If you don't love living in
the Strawberry Kingdom and don't care
**[10:13] Yayoihime**
to eat Yayoihime or spread their
deliciousness, you can get out!
**[10:18] Narrator**
* Supposedly, there were once company*
* leaders who spoke in a similar manner,*
**[10:22] Narrator**
*but they are long gone.*
**[10:24] Narrator**
* Yayoihime isn't actually serious*
* when she says this,*
**[10:26] Narrator**
* but her deep love for Yayoihime*
* strawberries causes her to go overboard.*
**[10:31] Narrator**
* On behalf of Yayoihime,*
* I apologize and take back her remarks.*
**[10:44] Yayoihime**
As Princess, I don't get paid
to work overtime or on weekends...
**[10:48] Yayoihime**
But I have a dream!
**[10:50] Mirror 1**
Let's give her some time to cool down.
**[10:53] Servant A**
Like they say... "No curse
can come of a God untouched"
**[10:56] Mirror 2**
You know, though, she's got some guts.
**[11:00] Yayoihime**
I'll do it myself! I can do it!
**[11:08] Officer Haniwa**
Oh, if it isn't Yayoihime-sama.
**[11:10] Officer Haniwa**
Thanks to you, our Yayoihime
hydroponics farm has expanded greatly.
**[11:15] Officer Haniwa**
It's helped us create
many jobs because of it.
**[11:20] Yayoihime**
That's precisely why...
**[11:21] Officer Haniwa**
Why...?
**[11:22] Yayoihime**
I've prepared the next stage for you.
**[11:24] Haniwas**
Next stage?
**[11:26] Sign**
Yayoihime Land
**[11:26] Sign**
Highly Confidential
**[11:26] Sign**
Top Secret
**[11:27] Yayoihime**
It's called... Yayoihime Land!
**[11:30] Haniwas**
Yayoihime Land?
**[11:32] Yayoihime**
A major amusement park
of Yayoihime strawberries!
**[11:38] Narrator**
* After this, Yayoihime passionately*
* delivered a legendary speech.*
**[11:46] Sign**
A few months later...
**[11:49] Aoma**
Hey, did you hear about that new
Yayoihime Land in Haniwa Village?
**[11:52] Gunma-chan**
I got an invitation!
**[11:54] Meemi**
Something sounds fishy...
**[11:56] Sign**
Welcome
**[11:56] Sign**
Yayoihime Land
**[11:58] Sign**
Free Admission
All-you-can-eat
Buffet
Free Tour
**[11:58] Sign**
Yayoihime Land
**[11:59] Aoma**
Cool, free admission!
**[12:01] Gunma-chan**
Let's go inside!
**[12:07] Meemi**
Hey, it's Yayoihime!
**[12:10] Sign**
Yayoihime
**[12:11] Meemi**
Let's all take turns!
Can you take a picture, Aoma?
**[12:13] Aoma**
Okay!
**[12:18] Sign**
Tour Zone
**[12:18] Sign**
Passage
**[12:51] Meemi**
I learned so much about Yayoihime!
**[12:56] Aoma**
Who knew it was more than just tasty?
**[13:00] Gunma-chan**
Yayoihime's so awesome!
**[13:03] Sign**
Yayoihime Land
All-you-can-eat Entrance
**[13:05] Aoma**
All-you-can-eat?!
**[13:07] Meemi**
Completely free?!
**[13:09] Gunma-chan**
Cool!
**[13:11] Sign**
Yayoihime Buffet
**[13:11] Haniwa A**
Everything at Yayoihime Land
is free of charge!
**[13:14] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi**
Yay!
**[13:16] Sign**
Yayoihime
**[13:19] Meemi**
So cute!
**[13:21] Aoma**
Gotta have the Yayoihime cookies!
**[13:21] Sign**
I went to Yayoihime Land!
Strawberry Cookies
**[13:23] Gunma-chan**
I want it all!
**[13:26] Gunma-chan**
That was fun.
**[13:27] Aoma**
Let's go again.
**[13:32] Meemi**
Yayoihime Land was actually great.
**[13:36] Sign**
Yayoihime
**[13:41] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
At Yayoihime Land, we
won't take a cent from visitors.
**[13:44] (Flashback) Yayoihime**
Instead, we'll get them hooked on Yayoihime
strawberries so they buy a bunch of souvenirs!
**[13:49] (Flashback) Officer Haniwa**
A completely new business scheme!
**[13:53] Yayoihime**
Exactly as planned...
**[13:55] Narrator**
* And like that, Yayoihime*
* Land became a sensation*
**[13:58] Narrator**
* and brought even more*
* prosperity to Haniwa Village.*
**[14:02] Servants+Mirrors**
Yayoihime-sama!
**[14:04] Servant A**
We were wrong.
**[14:07] Servant B**
Please forgive us.
**[14:08] Servant C**
We apologize.
**[14:10] Mirror 1**
We'll serve you forever!
**[14:11] Mirror 2**
To the ends of the earth!
**[14:13] Mirror 3**
Yayoihime-sama!
**[14:15] Yayoihime**
No worries!
**[14:17] Yayoihime**
Let's continue working together to
spread the joy of Yayoihime strawberries.
**[14:20] Servants+Mirrors**
Of course!
**[14:22] Sign**
Unity
**[14:23] Narrator**
* The servants and mirrors went*
* on to establish a labor union*
**[14:27] Narrator**
* and agreed to detailed terms*
* of employment with Yayoihime.*
**[14:32] Yayoihime**
It's essential for companies and employees to
reach a mutual agreement on work conditions.
**[14:40] Yayoihime**
I hope you continue to
enjoy Yayoihime strawberries!
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Yayoihime Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Taking It Easy
**[14:49] Sign**
Taking It Easy
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Taking It Easy."
**[14:55] Akio**
What a beautiful day.
**[14:57] Gunma-chan**
It sure is.
**[14:59] Akio**
This is so freeing.
**[15:02] Gunma-chan**
Sure is.
**[15:04] Akio**
Today's a day of total freedom.
**[15:06] Akio**
I can go anywhere and do anything.
**[15:10] Gunma-chan**
Like the theme park for grown-ups?
**[15:12] Akio**
Tsk, tsk, tsk...
**[15:14] Akio**
I have something even more
special in mind for today.
**[15:17] Gunma-chan**
Cool, I'm excited!
**[15:20] Akio**
Let's look for somewhere with a better view.
**[15:30] Akio**
Around here should be good.
**[15:38] Akio**
Perfect.
**[15:41] Gunma-chan**
What now?
**[15:47] Akio**
This is it!
**[15:50] Gunma-chan**
What are we doing?
**[15:52] Akio**
Taking it easy.
**[15:55] Gunma-chan**
Taking it easy..?
**[15:56] Akio**
That's right. We're not doing anything.
**[16:00] Gunma-chan**
Oh...
**[16:07] Gunma-chan**
Nothing's happening.
**[16:10] Akio**
That's the point of taking it easy!
**[16:13] Gunma-chan**
I'm... bored.
**[16:16] Akio**
Exactly!
**[16:18] Akio**
"Bored" and "taking it easy" are cousins.
**[16:21] Gunma-chan**
They are?
**[16:23] Akio**
Having nowhere to go.
**[16:25] Akio**
Just gazing over the
beautiful scenery of Gunma.
**[16:29] Akio**
Taking it easy while
giving your mind a rest...
**[16:31] Akio**
It's a luxury, but it's boring.
**[16:35] Gunma-chan**
I guess.
**[17:08] Narrator**
*Gunma-chan's uncle is no ordinary uncle.*
**[17:12] Akio**
Oh, hey, it's you! Come on out!
**[17:15] Gunma-chan**
Come out!
**[17:20] Mini Haniwa**
I just couldn't resist!
**[17:22] Mini Haniwa**
As Gunma-chan's imaginary friend,
**[17:25] Mini Haniwa**
I technically don't exist, but for now I do.
**[17:29] Akio**
Don't sweat the small stuff.
**[17:31] Akio**
We can leave that to the fanatics.
**[17:33] Akio**
All we need to do right now is take it easy.
**[17:37] Gunma-chan**
Let's take it easy!
**[17:38] Mini Haniwa**
Okay, I'll do my best!
**[17:45] Mini Haniwa**
Am I... doing it right?
**[17:48] Akio**
Yeah, you sure are. You've got some chops.
**[17:52] Akio**
For your first time, you're doing
a great job taking it easy.
**[17:57] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan's taking it easy, too.
**[18:00] Akio**
Yeah, Gunma-chan.
**[18:02] Akio**
You're like the superstar of taking it easy.
**[18:08] Mini Haniwa**
I've never taken it this easy
before, but I'm having fun.
**[18:13] Akio**
Yup...
**[18:14] Akio**
We live in a time where you do one thing
and a nay-sayer pops up before you know it.
**[18:20] Akio**
Going nowhere and doing
nothing like this is
**[18:24] Akio**
the perfect way to recharge
your mental batteries.
**[18:28] Mini Haniwa**
Uncle Akio, where did you learn all this?
**[18:32] Akio**
Nowhere, really.
**[18:33] Akio**
I guess I bounced around
the hills of Hiragana Gunma
**[18:36] Akio**
and tried my hand at
different jobs to make money.
**[18:40] Akio**
Then, I dove into the world
of government-controlled sports
**[18:42] Akio**
and *consensually* bought tickets
to learn the lessons of life.
**[18:48] Akio**
Oh, I should mention these
tickets aren't for kids.
**[18:53] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa**
Okay!
**[18:54] Akio**
Anyways, today's about relaxing!
**[18:57] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa**
Relaxing!
**[19:09] Akio**
Alright!
**[19:11] Akio**
Time to get up!
**[19:13] Akio**
We're off to the next venue to take it easy!
**[19:16] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa**
Take it easy...
**[19:19] Mini Haniwa**
It may look like there are three people
riding this bike... but I don't exist,
**[19:24] Mini Haniwa**
so technically, this isn't a
violation of the Road Traffic Law.
**[19:36] Akio**
Taking it easy and taking it easy...
**[19:38] Akio**
So we're taking it super easy today.
**[19:41] Gunma-chan**
Yeah! Taking it super easy!
**[19:44] Mini Haniwa**
Super super easy easy...
**[19:48] Mini Haniwa**
I sense danger...
**[19:50] Akio**
All you need to do is sit
in the warm water and relax.
**[19:55] Mini Haniwa**
...But I feel like this
place is... supremely relaxed!
**[20:11] Gunma-chan**
This is awesome!
**[20:13] Akio**
I'm anxious to get on their level,
but I'm not there yet.
**[20:18] Mini Haniwa**
Who knew taking it easy could be so deep.
**[20:21] Akio**
That's right. It's not easy to take it easy.
**[20:25] Gunma-chan**
It's not boring at all.
**[20:29] Akio**
"Relaxed"... "Bored"... They're both feelings.
**[20:33] Akio**
And how you feel is all up to you...
**[20:37] Mini Haniwa**
So deep... almost too deep...
**[20:39] Akio**
Who cares whether it's deep or shallow?
**[20:42] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[20:43] Akio**
Sure, the only thing that matters is
that it was your choice.
**[20:53] Akio**
But for that, you gotta take
it easy every once in a while;
**[20:56] Akio**
and refresh the mind and the body!
**[20:59] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa**
Yes, sir!
**[21:01] Gunma-chan**
This is a nice change of pace...
**[21:04] Akio**
Right?
**[21:05] Akio**
Adventures are all good and fun,
but let's take it slow sometimes, too!
**[21:09] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa**
Super super easy easy!
**[21:14] Akio**
Super super easy easy!
**[21:17] Akio**
Sure is a great phrase.
**[21:20] Gunma-chan+Mini Haniwa**
Super super easy easy!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Taking It Easy Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
* Have you ever stopped*
* to think about "words"?*
**[23:07] Narrator**
* Words have a special power,*
* which can be both good and bad.*
**[23:13] Narrator**
* But for what it's worth,*
* it'd be nice if we could use words to*
**[23:16] Narrator**
* help people have fun,*
* or make up with friends after a fight.*
**[23:21] Narrator**
*That way, we can be word magicians!*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?
***SIGN*** and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Nijiiro Pony-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 60, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Hagiwara Yumeno-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 9, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Shimaenaga-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 8, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Neko-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Kou-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Aoi-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 8 - What's Wrong, Gunma-chan and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
What Will Meemi Do?
**[01:29] Sign**
What Will Meemi Do?
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"What Will Meemi Do?"
**[01:42] Aoma**
We're sure taking it easy...
**[01:45] Gunma-chan**
Sure are...
**[01:53] Meemi**
It's nice to roll around
and take it easy all day,
**[01:57] Meemi**
but why don't we act like
the kids we are and play?
**[02:02] Aoma**
That sounds good, too.
**[02:04] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[02:05] Gunma-chan**
Let's run around and play!
Like the kids we are!
**[02:22] Gunma-chan**
That was awesome!
**[02:28] Meemi**
Go, guys, go!
**[02:30] Aoma**
This is so much fun!
**[02:32] Gunma-chan**
Sure is!
**[02:34] Meemi**
Phew, that was fun! Let's take a break.
**[02:38] Aoma**
Yeah, sounds good!
**[02:41] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[02:45] Meemi**
*Looks like I'm the leader of this group.*
**[02:49] Meemi**
*I do always decide what to do, after all.*
**[02:56] Gunma-chan**
All this fun's got me hungry.
**[02:58] Aoma**
Yeah, me too!
**[03:01] Meemi**
We don't have anything to eat.
None of us brought food.
**[03:05] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
But I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
**[03:09] Meemi**
*Hang on! Are these two being serious?*
**[03:09] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
**[03:13] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
I'm hungry! I'm hungr—
**[03:18] Meemi**
Stop!
**[03:21] Meemi**
Didn't I just explain
that we don't have any food?
**[03:24] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Yeah.
**[03:26] Meemi**
Then you can understand
why yelling that you're
**[03:30] Meemi**
hungry and throwing a fit
won't solve anything!
**[03:33] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Yeah.
**[03:34] Meemi**
So why are you doing it?
**[03:37] Meemi**
The more you waste your energy,
the hungrier you'll get.
**[03:41] Meemi**
Why can't you understand
something so simple?
**[03:43] Aoma**
But Meemi, think about it!
**[03:46] Aoma**
We're still just kids! Is it bad for
kids to say what's on their mind?
**[03:54] Gunma-chan**
Yeah.
**[03:55] Aoma**
We're gonna have to bear all sorts of
things when we grow up, anyways!
**[04:01] Meemi**
Just cause we're kids, doesn't
mean we can do whatever we want.
**[04:05] Aoma**
But we won't be able to when we're older!
**[04:08] Aoma**
We might as well do it while we still can!
**[04:11] Aoma**
We still pay kids prices on trains
and buses, and we can't drive.
**[04:15] Aoma**
We can't drink alcohol.
**[04:16] Aoma**
The fact that we can't vote is all
the more proof we're not grown-ups!
**[04:21] Gunma-chan**
You're right.
**[04:24] Meemi**
* What's up with these*
* two... they're such a drag!*
**[04:27] Meemi**
* I thought they'd be easy to manipulate and*
* suddenly they're talking about their rights?*
**[04:34] Meemi**
Fine!
**[04:35] Meemi**
Then go ahead and throw
a fit as much as you want.
**[04:37] Meemi**
I won't stop you.
**[04:39] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Great! Yay!
**[04:41] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
I'm hungry! I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
**[04:48] Aoma**
I'm hungry!
**[04:50] Gunma-chan**
I'm hungry!
**[04:51] Aoma**
I'm hungry!
**[04:53] Gunma-chan**
I'm hungry!
**[04:54] Aoma**
I'm hungry!
**[04:56] Gunma-chan**
I'm hungry!
**[04:58] Gunma-chan**
I'm hungry!
**[05:00] Aoma**
I'm hungry!
**[05:02] Gunma-chan**
I'm hungry!
**[05:04] Aoma**
I'm hungry!
**[05:05] Gunma-chan**
I'm hungry!
**[05:12] Meemi**
* Ugh, this is so freaking annoying!*
* What's wrong with them?!*
**[05:15] Meemi**
* I was just letting them get*
* their way so they'd shut up.*
**[05:17] Meemi**
* I can't believe they're going out of*
* their way to get even louder!*
**[05:20] Meemi**
* I'm all for gender equality but it's*
* tough to advocate for these two!*
**[05:26] Aoma**
I can't take it anymore...
**[05:28] Gunma-chan**
Me, neither...
**[05:30] Meemi**
See? I told you to give it up!
**[05:34] Aoma**
But we can't know
if it's for real until we try.
**[05:38] Gunma-chan**
We sure know now...
**[05:41] Meemi**
Looks like you two lack imagination.
**[05:46] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Imagination?!
**[05:48] Meemi**
Say there was a car coming towards us.
**[05:52] Meemi**
If you stood still and the car didn't stop,
it would cause a terrible crash, wouldn't it?
**[05:58] Meemi**
But if you just thought about
what would happen beforehand,
**[06:02] Meemi**
you could prevent it. See?
**[06:08] Gunma-chan**
That's true.
**[06:10] Aoma**
You're a genius, Meemi!
**[06:12] Meemi**
I know, right?
**[06:14] Aoma**
But...
**[06:15] Meemi**
What?
**[06:16] Aoma**
I get that you're right in theory.
**[06:19] Meemi**
Then what's the problem?
**[06:22] Aoma**
There's no adventure or dream in that!
**[06:27] Meemi**
Adventure...? Dream?!
**[06:32] Gunma-chan**
You're right, there aren't any.
**[06:39] Gunma-chan**
G-Gunma-chan doesn't need
any adventure or dreams!
**[06:54] Mom**
Today we have... green curry, chocolate lava,
and panna cotta-flavored yaki-manju!
**[07:04] Gunma-chan**
So yummy!
**[07:05] Aoma**
The spicy ones are good!
**[07:07] Meemi**
Sweet yaki-manju are amazing!
**[07:10] Mom**
I'm glad you like them!
**[07:13] Meemi**
Gunma-chan's mom?
**[07:15] Mom**
What is it?
**[07:18] Gunma-chan**
These are great!
**[07:20] Aoma**
Yeah, they are!
**[07:23] Meemi**
Are all boys like that?
**[07:26] Mom**
I can't say it too loud, but... to be honest,
they're the same grown-up, too.
**[07:36] Dad**
Hey, what are you two whispering about?
**[07:38] Meemi**
N-Nothing!
**[07:40] Mom**
Meemi-chan and I were just
discerning the state of the world and
**[07:43] Mom**
discussing how to manipulate around it!
**[07:47] Meemi**
Yup! After today, I totally understand!
**[07:57] Aoma**
So good!
**[07:58] Gunma-chan**
This is yummy!
**[07:59] Narrator**
*It was a day of many discoveries.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Meemi Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Daruma vs. Haniwa
**[08:09] Sign**
Daruma vs. Haniwa
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Daruma vs. Haniwa."
**[08:14] Daruma A**
Thank you for making the time to come by!
**[08:19] Gunma-chan**
No problem!
**[08:22] Daruma A**
Today, we'll be presenting a ritual of ours.
It's only held once every four years!
**[08:28] Gunma-chan**
Ritual?
**[08:29] Daruma A**
It's basically a meeting
to celebrate being Daruma!
**[08:34] Gunma-chan**
Oh, that's cool.
**[08:37] Daruma A**
As a honorary citizen of the Daruma Tribe,
we would love for you to see it.
**[08:41] Gunma-chan**
Okay.
**[08:45] Daruma A**
This is where our ritual will take place.
**[08:47] Daruma A**
It's meant to spread our existence
as the Daruma Tribe across the world.
**[08:52] Gunma-chan**
Wow, that's cool.
**[08:55] Daruma A**
Yes, I hope you enjoy it!
**[08:59] Haniwa A**
Is that... Gunma-chan?
**[09:01] Gunma-chan**
Hey!
**[09:02] Haniwa A**
I visited to call on you
as a honorary citizen of
**[09:06] Haniwa A**
the Haniwa Tribe,
but you happened to be away.
**[09:09] Gunma-chan**
I was invited out by Daruma-san.
**[09:11] Daruma A**
We are holding our Daruma
Tribe ritual here today.
**[09:15] Haniwa A**
Ritual?! Oh...
**[09:19] Haniwa A**
We're actually holding our Haniwa
Convention here today, as well!
**[09:24] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[09:27] Daruma A**
What a coincidence.
**[09:28] Haniwa A**
Yes, how very strange.
**[09:30] Narrator**
* You could call it*
* a curious encounter of fate.*
**[09:34] Daruma A**
How interesting that our rituals
overlap both in time and place...
**[09:38] Haniwa A**
Perhaps it was God's will!
**[09:41] Gunma-chan**
Sounds complicated.
**[09:43] Haniwa+Daruma**
Now! Let's begin!
**[09:50] Daruma A**
We will begin by portraying
the history of Daruma with Daruma.
**[09:54] Daruma A**
The basic principle of Daruma
is the circle, the ring.
**[09:59] Daruma A**
From one... to two.
**[10:02] Daruma A**
And...
**[10:06] Daruma A**
Three!
**[10:08] Daruma A**
And so it keeps growing.
**[10:11] Daruma A**
This circle represents
the Daruma's way of life.
**[10:16] Gunma-chan+Haniwa A**
Wow!
**[10:18] Gunma-chan**
Awesome!
**[10:20] Haniwa A**
Hang on right there!
**[10:21] Daruma A**
What's the matter?
**[10:23] Haniwa A**
We will also begin our Haniwa ritual!
**[10:27] Haniwa A**
And I propose for...
**[10:29] Haniwa A**
Gunma-chan to decide
which ritual is superior!
**[10:33] Daruma A**
...Very well!
**[10:35] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan hasn't said yes...
**[10:38] Haniwa A**
Now it's getting interesting!
**[10:40] Daruma A**
Haniwa-san is my best friend,
but I can't let you win this battle of pride!
**[10:47] Haniwa A**
And neither can I!
**[10:49] Haniwa A**
We'll let Gunma-chan decide.
**[10:51] Daruma A**
Agreed!
**[10:53] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan hasn't said yes...
**[10:56] Haniwa A**
Good luck!
**[10:57] Daruma A**
You, too!
**[10:58] Gunma-chan**
Are you guys listening?
**[11:04] Haniwa A**
The basic principle
of Haniwa is the quadrate.
**[11:07] Haniwa A**
It can be a square,
**[11:14] Haniwa A**
or a diamond,
**[11:19] Haniwa A**
or a trapezoid.
**[11:23] Gunma-chan**
Cool!
**[11:26] Haniwa A**
We're just getting started!
**[11:30] Haniwa A**
The pulsing quadrate represents
the Haniwa's energy to live.
**[11:38] Haniwa A**
These shapes depict our ambition
to go above and beyond!
**[11:43] Haniwa A**
Haniwa-ha-ha!
**[11:45] Daruma A**
That's nothing!
**[11:47] Daruma A**
Our circle! Ring! The power of curves!
**[11:50] Haniwa A**
No! Our square! Four
beautiful, straight lines!
**[11:55] Daruma A**
Circle!
**[11:57] Haniwa A**
Square!
**[12:01] Gunma-chan**
They're both awesome!
**[12:05] Daruma Mob 1**
I have zero regrets in my life...
**[12:07] Daruma Mob 2**
I put it all on the table...
**[12:10] Haniwa Mob**
I'll never be able to
perform like that again...
**[12:13] Gunma-chan**
Wow, they're all so tired...
**[12:15] Haniwa A+Daruma A**
Now, Gunma-chan...
**[12:18] Haniwa A**
This is no competition,
but which performance was better?
**[12:22] Daruma A**
We need to make sure we record the results.
**[12:26] Haniwa A+Daruma A**
Now, Gunma-chan... which was superior?!
**[12:31] Gunma-chan**
Umm... They were both good!
**[12:35] Haniwa A+Daruma A**
Huh?
**[12:36] Haniwa A**
Gunma-chan...
**[12:38] Gunma-chan**
Yeah..?
**[12:39] Haniwa A**
That is an insult to our tribe.
**[12:42] Daruma A**
It may be harsh,
but this is a matter of pride.
**[12:47] Gunma-chan**
Oh, right...
**[12:49] Narrator**
* In that moment, Gunma-chan*
* found himself in a true pickle...*
**[12:53] Narrator**
*and unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[13:00] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[13:12] Daruma A**
Suddenly I feel so warm and fuzzy...
**[13:14] Haniwa A**
Let's stop arguing!
**[13:17] Gunma-chan**
Phew!
**[13:19] Haniwa+Daruma**
So? Which one won?
**[13:22] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[13:23] Haniwa+Daruma**
Gunma-chan, please decide!
**[13:27] Gunma-chan**
Come on, why can't you both win?
**[13:31] Haniwa A**
That's not...
**[13:32] Daruma A**
...possible!
**[13:35] Daruma A**
Between our Daruma's
expression of the circle...
**[13:37] Haniwa A**
...and the Haniwa's strong
expression of the square!
**[13:40] Haniwa+Daruma**
Which is it?!
**[13:43] Gunma-chan**
But you could do so much more
if you had both circles and squares!
**[13:47] Haniwa+Daruma**
What?!
**[13:49] Daruma A**
A circle...
**[13:50] Haniwa A**
... and a square...
**[13:51] Haniwa+Daruma**
Both?
**[13:53] Gunma-chan**
Like... a keyhole-shaped kofun!
**[13:56] Daruma+Haniwa**
Wow!
**[14:11] Gunma-chan**
Or a Daruma-san sitting on a flat cushion!
**[14:17] Daruma+Haniwa**
Wow!
**[14:20] Gunma-chan**
See?
**[14:20] Gunma-chan**
If Daruma-san and Haniwa-san work together,
you could do so many great things!
**[14:26] Narrator**
* So it's not so much about fighting,*
* but coming together and joining the two.*
**[14:32] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan!
**[14:36] Narrator**
*The following year,*
**[14:37] Narrator**
* the event was changed into*
* a friendly competition*
**[14:39] Narrator**
* between mixed teams*
* to reach even greater heights.*
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Come Together Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?
**[14:49] Sign**
What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"What's Wrong, Gunma-chan?"
**[14:57] Aoma**
If you have something you
wanna say, spit it out!
**[15:03] Aoma**
I can't know what you want
unless you tell me!
**[15:09] Aoma**
I just wanna talk to you!
**[15:16] Meemi**
Hang on, Aoma!
**[15:18] Aoma**
What, Meemi?!
**[15:20] Meemi**
It's not cool of you to yell at Gunma-chan
like that just because he's being quiet!
**[15:25] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, not cool!
**[15:27] Aoma**
Hey... don't tell me I'm the bad guy now!
**[15:31] Meemi**
What's that about?!
**[15:33] Meemi**
Don't talk like you're always the victim!
**[15:38] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, that's right!
**[15:42] Meemi**
Gunma-chan, your attitude
isn't great, either.
**[15:47] Meemi**
You keep agreeing with me
without saying anything yourself.
**[15:52] Gunma-chan**
R-Really?
**[15:53] Aoma**
Yeah, that's right!
**[15:58] Aoma**
That's not cool, Gunma-chan!
**[16:00] Meemi**
Not good at all, Gunma-chan!
**[16:05] Narrator**
*Gunma-chan is in a pickle!*
**[16:10] Narrator**
* And in that moment, Gunma-chan*
* unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[16:28] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[16:38] Aoma+Meemi**
Hey, I feel warm and fuzzy!
**[16:42] Aoma+Meemi**
But that has nothing to do with this!
**[16:47] Aoma**
It's not a bad thing that you accept
things without sweating the small stuff.
**[16:52] Meemi**
But that can't go over well every time.
**[17:03] Meemi**
You may not stay the main
character if this keeps up.
**[17:08] Aoma**
The emergence of a charming
rival... happens all the time!
**[17:12] Meemi**
It's not like you can be popular forever.
**[17:15] Aoma**
You'll dig yourself into
a hole if you get too
**[17:17] Aoma**
full of yourself all cause
you get special treatment!
**[17:21] Narrator**
*Just to chime in,*
**[17:22] Narrator**
* "dig yourself into*
* a hole" means to get in a bad*
**[17:24] Narrator**
* situation that you*
* won't be able to get out of.*
**[17:28] Narrator**
*Which would be quite scary.*
**[17:40] Aoma**
I'm only telling you the hard
truth as your best friend!
**[17:44] Meemi**
Yeah, I'm only saying this
because I love you!
**[17:48] Aoma**
You gotta give it a rest and speak up more!
**[17:52] Meemi**
We're only asking to hear
how you really feel!
**[17:59] Narrator**
*Gunma-chan is really, really in a pickle!*
**[18:10] Narrator**
* That was when Gunma-chan found*
* himself in a real, real pickle.*
**[18:15] Narrator**
*So much so, that he went away.*
**[18:23] Aoma**
Huh? Gunma-chan?
**[18:25] Meemi**
What's wrong, Gunma-chan?
**[18:34] Narrator**
* Uh oh! When a character's eyes turn*
* red in an anime, it's never a good sign.*
**[18:42] Gunma-chan**
What a bunch of idiots... You think
you can say whatever you want?
**[18:48] Aoma**
Huh?
**[18:49] Meemi**
Gunma-chan..?
**[18:51] Gunma-chan**
Don't act like you know me... Gunma-chan? Ha!
**[18:56] Gunma-chan**
You're right, I'm also the real Gunma-chan.
**[18:59] Gunma-chan**
But no real friend would
use mean words to push
**[19:02] Gunma-chan**
their own best friend
to the brink like that!
**[19:05] Gunma-chan**
Even if God himself let it slide...
**[19:08] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan won't forgive you!
**[19:20] Aoma**
What's going on..?
**[19:22] Meemi**
Is this an evil spirit talking?
**[19:25] Gunma-chan**
Shaddup, shaddup! I can't take it anymore!
**[19:31] Aoma**
W-What's up with you?
**[19:34] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan's a good kid.
He isn't troubling anyone!
**[19:39] Aoma+Meemi**
I guess that's true...
**[19:41] Gunma-chan**
We gotta choose our words carefully!
**[19:44] Gunma-chan**
Cuts so deep, leaves a scar!
Hard to heal, feel it real!
**[19:49] Gunma-chan**
Eat daifuku, give it up!
Try again, release some heat!
**[19:52] Gunma-chan**
The pain flows out, pollutes what's near!
**[19:55] Gunma-chan**
Emits bad vibes, dims the world!
**[20:00] Aoma+Meemi**
We're sorry, Gunma-chan!
**[20:04] Gunma-chan**
Nah, cut it out!
**[20:05] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan's real spiteful.
He'll never forget!
**[20:11] Aoma+Meemi**
Please forgive us!
**[20:14] Gunma-chan**
Never forget! Spite forever!
Never forget! Spite forever!
**[20:22] Aoma+Meemi**
Nooooo!
**[20:25] Aoma**
I was wrong!
**[20:27] Meemi**
Please, come back, Gunma-chan!
**[20:33] Gunma-chan**
Hey, Aoma and Meemi are in trouble.
**[20:44] Gunma-chan**
I'm back!
**[20:48] Aoma**
Gunma-chan?
**[20:49] Gunma-chan**
That's me!
**[20:51] Meemi**
You're back?
**[20:53] Gunma-chan**
I was always here!
**[20:59] Meemi**
Thank goodness!
**[21:03] Aoma**
I love you, normal Gunma-chan!
**[21:06] Meemi**
You're awesome, usual Gunma-chan!
**[21:09] Narrator**
* Even if you're friends, it's important*
* to be careful with our words.*
**[21:13] Narrator**
* Let's be grateful for our friends*
* and remember to play nice.*
**[21:19] Gunma-chan**
We should all try!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Friends Power... 100%!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
*What do you all do when you lack motivation?*
**[23:06] Narrator**
* Allow me to introduce my*
* favorite way to respond.*
**[23:09] Narrator**
* And that's to accept*
* the unmotivated side of you.*
**[23:13] Narrator**
* Loosen up and tell yourself,*
* "This stuff happens!"*
**[23:18] Narrator**
* You'll notice your heart feels lighter*
* and motivation will come flowing back!*
**[23:22] Narrator**
*I hope you'll try it out.*
**[23:24] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Enter, the Lazy One
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Uguisuboya no Kyosuke-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 4, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Tamura Touma-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Hacchan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 10, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Takahashi Taigo-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Zero-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 22, Kanagawa Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Ayami-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 7, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 9 - Enter, the Lazy One and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Enter, the Lazy One
**[01:29] Sign**
Enter, the Lazy One
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Enter, the Lazy One."
**[01:37] Gunma-chan**
Hi, Wise One.
**[01:39] Wise One**
Hello, Gunma-chan.
**[01:41] Gunma-chan**
So I have lots I wanna ask you!
**[01:45] Wise One**
Stop!
**[01:48] Wise One**
I may have been the "Wise One"
until yesterday, but...
**[01:52] Gunma-chan**
But..?
**[01:54] Wise One**
Starting today, I'm the Lazy One.
**[01:58] Narrator**
*Allow me to explain.*
**[01:58] Sign**
"Monogusa" means...
**[01:59] Sign**
A lack of motivation; laziness
**[01:59] Narrator**
* In Japanese, "monogusa" means to lack*
* motivation and feel lazy about many things.*
**[02:02] Sign**
**[02:05] Narrator**
* It sounds similar to "monoshiri",*
* the word for "wise",*
**[02:05] Sign**
Monoshiri
**[02:06] Sign**
Monogusa
**[02:08] Narrator**
*but their meanings are quite different.*
**[02:10] Wise One**
That means...
**[02:12] Wise One**
The Wise One is no longer here
to answer Gunma-chan's questions.
**[02:22] Gunma-chan**
Where did the old Wise One go?
**[02:25] Wise One**
Nowhere. He's just bored
of doing his daily routine.
**[02:31] Gunma-chan**
Even though he's an adult?
**[02:33] Wise One**
Gunma-chan...
**[02:34] Wise One**
Adults struggle much more
with feeling bored,
**[02:36] Wise One**
unmotivated, or just lazy
about a lot of things.
**[02:40] Gunma-chan**
You told me this before, too.
**[02:42] Wise One**
The good thing about being old
is you can repeat things over and over.
**[02:46] Gunma-chan**
Even though you're an adult?
**[02:47] Wise One**
Adults who don't complain
are just holding it in.
**[02:51] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[02:53] Wise One**
Those like me who've lived for a long time,
**[02:54] Wise One**
gained knowledge and experience,
and taught others as an educator...
**[02:59] Wise One**
They end up living their
final days in a daze.
**[03:03] Gunma-chan**
I didn't know that.
**[03:04] Wise One**
What would you like to be when you grow up?
**[03:08] Gunma-chan**
I guess a voice actor for anime?
**[03:11] Wise One**
Yes! I've done that!
**[03:14] Wise One**
I became a popular voice actor
and starred in many shows.
**[03:16] Wise One**
I even created my own
successful talent agency.
**[03:19] Gunma-chan**
That's awesome!
**[03:21] Wise One**
It grew too big for my liking,
so I passed on the torch.
**[03:24] Wise One**
I sometimes drop by when my role is needed.
**[03:27] Gunma-chan**
I had no clue...
**[03:28] Wise One**
All people have a past.
**[03:30] Wise One**
I've experienced most things under the sun.
**[03:33] Gunma-chan**
I wanna be a pro soccer player, too.
**[03:36] Wise One**
Yes! I've done that, too!
**[03:39] Wise One**
I became a pro athlete
and went on to coach, as well.
**[03:42] Wise One**
I even became a professional critic.
**[03:44] Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[03:46] Wise One**
I've worked in many other professions,
**[03:49] Wise One**
and did fairly well in all
of them, but... I'm bored.
**[03:53] Gunma-chan**
Oh.
**[03:54] Wise One**
After experiencing many jobs,
I helped younger people achieve their dreams.
**[03:59] Wise One**
I tried my best to do my part in making
the world a better place, but now...
**[04:05] Gunma-chan**
You're bored?
**[04:07] Wise One**
Indeed.
**[04:08] Gunma-chan**
That can't be helped.
**[04:10] Wise One**
No, it cannot.
**[04:15] Narrator**
* That's it for today, folks.*
* Thanks for tuning in!*
**[04:17] Sign**
Gu
**[04:17] Sign**
The End
**[04:19] Gunma-chan**
No, it's not!
**[04:23] Gunma-chan**
It's okay. I won't ask any more questions.
**[04:26] Wise One**
Not that the Lazy One will answer, anyway.
**[04:29] Gunma-chan**
What could help turn
you back to the Wise One?
**[04:32] Wise One**
Ah, how deep. A good question, indeed.
**[04:35] Wise One**
I almost feel the urge to answer it.
**[04:37] Wise One**
But... it's not easy to reignite
a fire once it's put out.
**[04:43] Gunma-chan**
But it's not totally gone yet, is it?
**[04:46] Wise One**
I suppose that's true.
**[04:50] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[04:58] Gunma-chan**
Do you feel like the Wise One again?
**[05:00] Wise One**
Not so much, but...
**[05:01] Wise One**
I do feel extremely hungry!
**[05:03] Wise One**
I need to eat a super
deluxe party size yakisoba!
**[05:11] Gunma-chan**
Hey, Lazy One?
**[05:14] Wise One**
You don't mind calling me by that name?
**[05:17] Gunma-chan**
It's crazy that you can eat a super deluxe
party size yakisoba even though you're lazy.
**[05:23] Wise One**
Did it surprise you?
**[05:25] Gunma-chan**
Thanks for hanging out with me
for so long even though you're lazy.
**[05:30] Wise One**
How flattering.
**[05:31] Wise One**
I'm not good at accepting compliments.
**[05:34] Sign**
Nap Time
**[05:36] Sign**
One hour later...
**[05:40] Gunma-chan**
We've done this before, too.
**[05:43] Wise One**
Perhaps we have, and perhaps not.
**[05:46] Wise One**
No matter either way.
**[05:49] Gunma-chan**
I'm glad you're here with me
even though you feel lazy!
**[05:54] Wise One**
Gunma-chan, what did you just say?
**[05:57] Gunma-chan**
Even though you feel lazy?
**[05:58] Wise One**
No, before that.
**[06:00] Gunma-chan**
I'm glad you're here with me.
**[06:02] Gunma-chan**
* I'm glad... you're here*
* with me... you're here... with me...*
**[06:13] Gunma-chan**
What's happening?
**[06:14] Wise One**
The fire within me just came ablaze!
**[06:17] Gunma-chan**
That's good!
**[06:18] Wise One**
It's all thanks to you, Gunma-chan!
**[06:20] Gunma-chan**
Really? It is?
**[06:22] Wise One**
I was considering whether it was about
time for me to leave this world.
**[06:26] Wise One**
But you complimented me as I was...
**[06:28] Gunma-chan**
That's because you're awesome.
**[06:30] Wise One**
When you get old,
no one notices you anymore...
**[06:33] Wise One**
But I realize now that I have someone
who understands me... you, Gunma-chan!
**[06:38] Gunma-chan**
I don't really get it, but yeah!
**[06:40] Wise One**
When you live to be as old as me,
you learn the depth of the world's problems.
**[06:45] Wise One**
You become angry
with your own powerlessness.
**[06:48] Wise One**
And you despair that you can't do anything,
**[06:51] Wise One**
which makes it even harder
to do anything at all...
**[06:53] Gunma-chan**
So that's what it was.
**[06:54] Wise One**
But, I realize that even an old man
like me still has the potential to act!
**[07:00] Gunma-chan**
That's good!
**[07:01] Wise One**
Even if it's only one person...
**[07:03] Wise One**
I can keep going as long as there's
someone who respects and supports me!
**[07:07] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay.
**[07:09] Wise One**
As of right now,
I'm graduating as the Lazy One!
**[07:13] Wise One**
I am now the New Wise One!
**[07:15] Gunma-chan**
Then Gunma-chan will be Super Gunma-chan!
**[07:18] Narrator**
* They're both actually the same,*
* but what's important is how they feel.*
**[07:23] Wise One**
Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers!
**[07:25] Wise One**
Betty Botter bought some butter!
**[07:27] Wise One**
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!
**[07:29] Gunma-chan**
Cool! Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers!
**[07:31] Gunma-chan**
Betty Botter bought some butter!
**[07:33] Gunma-chan**
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!
**[07:35] Wise One**
Lemme answer all your curious questions!
**[07:38] Gunma-chan**
I gotta lotta questions I'm curious to ask!
**[07:40] Wise One**
I'm full of motivation
and got plenty of energy!
**[07:42] Wise One**
I can answer them all,
the Wise One, that's me!
**[07:45] Gunma-chan**
I'm full of motivation
and got plenty of energy!
**[07:47] Gunma-chan**
I'll ask them one by one,
Gunma-chan, that's me!
**[07:48] Wise One**
Another day full of answers,
I can solve them all!
**[07:50] Gunma-chan**
Everyone's jolly, circle them all!
**[07:53] Gunma-chan+Wise One**
Thank you!
**[07:54] Narrator**
*They seem to make a great pair.*
**[07:58] Narrator**
* I hope we can all keep*
* the fire within us burning.*
**[08:02] Wise One+Gunma-chan**
Hot!
**[08:04] Gunma-chan**
Wise One Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma
**[08:09] Sign**
The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"The Ninja Sisters' Dilemma."
**[08:18] Ninja Cat**
The elder sister cat!
**[08:19] Ninja Cat**
And the younger sister...
**[08:20] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[08:21] Ninja Cat**
We are the Ninja Sisters!
**[08:23] Ninja Cat**
Come to answer your call!
**[08:27] Mom**
I never get bored of seeing that!
**[08:30] Gunma-chan**
Ninja are awesome!
**[08:32] Ninja Cat**
We've actually come with a
request for you today, ma'am.
**[08:36] Mom**
Oh, what might that be?
**[08:42] Mom**
Here, have some if you'd like.
**[08:44] Ninja Cat**
I beg your pardon!
**[08:46] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[08:47] Gunma-chan**
I beg your pardon!
**[08:51] Gunma-chan**
How delightful.
**[08:53] Ninja Cat**
A true delicacy!
**[08:55] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[08:56] Mom**
I'm glad you like them!
**[09:02] Ninja Cat**
Hot tea is good for the soul.
**[09:05] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[09:08] Gunma-chan**
Yaki-manju and tea pair real well!
**[09:16] Mom**
Oh, wasn't there something to ask me?
**[09:19] Ninja Cat**
Yes, that's right!
**[09:21] Ninja Mouse**
Request!
**[09:25] Ninja Cat**
The Ninja Sisters are actually
pondering our future path...
**[09:31] Mom**
Future path?
**[09:33] Ninja Cat**
We've been fortunate
to live comfortably here at
**[09:36] Ninja Cat**
Gunma-chan's home and opening
a ninja gymnastics school, but...
**[09:41] Ninja Mouse**
...thinking of the future...
**[09:45] Ninja Cat**
...we're wondering if it's time
to close shop and take our leave.
**[09:49] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*...
**[09:51] Mom**
Is that so... I get your concerns, but...
**[09:58] Ninja Cat**
Traditionally, we must live
in the shadows as a secret entity...
**[10:03] Narrator**
* Ninjas used to be what we*
* typically call "spies" today.*
**[10:07] Narrator**
* Historically, ninjas would carry out*
* work that was considered illegal.*
**[10:12] Ninja Mouse**
With your order, I'd happily...
**[10:16] Ninja Mouse**
Take anyone out.
**[10:19] Mom**
I get that's your tradition.
**[10:21] Mom**
But that's not allowed today.
**[10:24] Ninja Cat**
Yes, we are well aware...
**[10:26] Ninja Cat**
I thought we came
to accept this truth, but...
**[10:30] Ninja Mouse**
It's in our ninja blood... *Squeak*
**[10:35] Gunma-chan**
Then what if you went back to being ninja?
**[10:38] Mom**
Gunma-chan, their whole dilemma is
that's not possible in today's day and age.
**[10:43] Gunma-chan**
What if it's secret?
**[10:46] Ninja Sisters**
S-Secret?!
**[10:48] Gunma-chan**
You can be real ninja
acting like retired ninja.
**[10:54] Ninja Sisters**
What?!
**[10:55] Gunma-chan**
And only Mom knows the truth.
**[10:58] Mom**
What?!
**[11:01] Gunma-chan**
You guys can carry out missions under
the top secret orders of Mom!
**[11:07] Mom**
That's kind of cool. All secret!
**[11:10] Mom**
And if anyone finds out...
**[11:15] Ninja Mouse**
Take them out?
**[11:18] Gunma-chan**
No! Don't take out Gunma-chan!
**[11:21] Gunma-chan**
I'm your pupil, ninja-san!
**[11:23] Ninja Cat**
True...
**[11:24] Ninja Cat**
no offing any followers
unless there's a betrayal.
**[11:28] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[11:30] Mom**
Yeah, I think that solves things!
**[11:34] Ninja Cat**
I feel a surge of energy!
Let's go for a mock battle!
**[11:51] Ninja Mouse**
Clone Technique! *Squeak*
**[11:58] Mom**
Perfect! So many clones to help me
with cleaning and groceries!
**[12:03] Ninja Cat**
The elder sister cat!
**[12:04] Ninja Cat**
And the younger sister...
**[12:05] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[12:06] Ninja Cat**
We are the Ninja Sisters!
**[12:08] Ninja Cat**
Come to answer your call!
**[12:11] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan's a ninja, too!
**[12:14] Mom**
A great performance!
**[12:16] Ninja Cat**
Yes, ma'am!
**[12:19] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[12:21] Gunma-chan**
Ninjas are cool!
**[12:23] Narrator**
* Not much has changed, but it looks as though*
* the Ninja Sisters have solved their problem.*
**[12:31] Mom**
As your boss, I will now
give you your first mission!
**[12:35] Ninja Sisters**
Yes, as you wish, ma'am!
**[12:39] Mom**
I order you to keep this pact
a secret forever!
**[12:42] Mom**
You can't even tell Dad or Yuumi!
**[12:45] Ninja Sisters**
Roger that!
**[12:48] Gunma-chan**
But Gunma-chan might spill the secret...
**[12:51] Ninja Sisters**
What?!
**[12:52] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan likes secrets,
but I also like talking about secrets, too...
**[12:57] Mom**
I guess it can't be helped...
**[13:00] Mom**
Then Dad and Yuumi will join our pact!
**[13:03] Mom**
How's that?
**[13:04] Ninja Sisters**
Yes!
**[13:05] Gunma-chan**
Roger that!
**[13:08] Narrator**
* Perhaps this is how secrets*
* become not-so-secret anymore...*
**[13:14] Narrator**
*And in that moment,*
**[13:15] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan found himself so happy*
* that he unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[13:32] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[13:42] Dad**
What are you guys talking
about? Secret stuff?
**[13:45] Yuumi**
Yuumi wants to know, too!
**[13:48] Mom**
Okay!
**[13:50] Narrator**
* This is how Gunma-chan's family became*
* a seemingly normal family*
**[13:55] Narrator**
* that actually leads a pair*
* of real ninja acting as retired ninja.*
**[13:59] Narrator**
* The Ninja Sisters went*
* on to become handymen of sorts,*
**[14:03] Narrator**
* accepting legal work in secrecy under*
* the orders of Mom, their leader.*
**[14:09] Dad**
I don't fully understand yet,
but I support it!
**[14:13] Yuumi**
Yuumi will secretly post information online!
**[14:17] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan will... umm... do stuff, too!
**[14:23] Mom**
This is getting fun!
**[14:26] Ninja Cat**
I've gained confidence in myself as a ninja!
**[14:29] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[14:30] Mom**
Believe in yourselves and let's go!
**[14:33] Mom**
We'll make this the era of ninjas!
**[14:36] Ninja Sisters**
Yes, ma'am!
**[14:38] Gunma-chan**
Secretly, of course!
**[14:40] Narrator**
*They are ninjas, after all!*
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Ninja Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Haniwa Have It Tough, Too
**[14:49] Sign**
Haniwa Have It Tough, Too
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Haniwa Have It Tough, Too."
**[14:56] Gunma-chan**
It's so nice out... huh?
**[15:04] Haniwa E**
Hello, Gunma-chan.
**[15:06] Gunma-chan**
Hello, Haniwa-san.
**[15:09] Haniwa E**
It sure is nice out today.
**[15:11] Haniwa E**
Although, it's pitch black underground...
**[15:14] Gunma-chan**
You're all alone today?
**[15:20] Haniwa E**
...I knew you wouldn't be able to tell.
**[15:23] Gunma-chan**
Tell what?
**[15:24] Haniwa E**
That I'm different from usual.
**[15:26] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[15:27] Haniwa E**
Can't you tell? I'm not the same as usual.
**[15:31] Gunma-chan**
You are Haniwa-san, aren't you?
**[15:34] Haniwa E**
Of course, but what's different about me?
**[15:38] Gunma-chan**
Okay, let me try!
**[15:39] Haniwa E**
Please do.
**[15:45] Haniwa E**
...Well?
**[15:47] Gunma-chan**
I can't tell.
**[15:49] Gunma-chan**
I'm sorry that I can't figure it out.
**[15:53] Haniwa E**
It's okay.
**[15:54] Haniwa E**
Maybe my expectations were too high.
**[15:58] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, high expectations are never great.
**[16:01] Haniwa E**
I see that now...
**[16:03] Haniwa E**
No, it's fine!
**[16:07] Haniwa E**
I'll tell you what's different!
**[16:09] Haniwa E**
You know the four Haniwa
that you usually talk to?
**[16:14] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, sure.
**[16:16] Haniwa E**
Let's call them A, B, C, D
from left to right to tell them apart.
**[16:22] Gunma-chan**
Okay.
**[16:23] Haniwa E**
That would make me..?
**[16:27] Gunma-chan**
Oh! You're not Haniwa-san A, B, C, or D!
**[16:31] Haniwa E**
That's right!
**[16:32] Haniwa E**
I suppose you could call me
Haniwa E, if that helps.
**[16:36] Gunma-chan**
Oh, I get it now.
**[16:38] Gunma-chan**
Nice to meet you, Haniwa E-san.
**[16:40] Haniwa E**
Oh, nice to meet you, too...
**[16:42] Haniwa E**
I mean, no! That's not it!
**[16:45] Gunma-chan**
It isn't?
**[16:46] Haniwa E**
This isn't the first time
we've met, Gunma-chan.
**[16:50] Haniwa E**
Although... we've barely ever spoken.
**[16:56] Haniwa E**
But I've always been nearby.
**[16:58] Sign**
Yaki-manju
**[17:00] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[17:02] Narrator**
*In stories, there are main characters,*
**[17:04] Narrator**
* supporting roles, and*
* many other unnoticed roles.*
**[17:10] Haniwa E**
Do you understand?
**[17:11] Gunma-chan**
Understand what?
**[17:13] Haniwa E**
You've only ever spoken
to Haniwa A, B, C, and D!
**[17:19] Gunma-chan**
Oh, really?
**[17:21] Haniwa E**
Somehow, Haniwa A, B, C, and D became
the only ones who could speak with you.
**[17:29] Gunma-chan**
Oh, really?
**[17:31] Haniwa E**
All because they just happened
to meet you first!
**[17:35] Gunma-chan**
Oh, really?
**[17:38] Haniwa E**
Eventually, us other Haniwa lost
the chance to speak with you, forever!
**[17:45] Gunma-chan**
Isn't that a bit dramatic?
**[17:47] Haniwa E**
No, it's not!
**[17:50] Haniwa E**
Today, I came to seek
the right to talk with you!
**[17:55] Gunma-chan**
Really?! Gunma-chan will talk to anyone!
**[18:00] Haniwa E**
Thank you.
**[18:02] Haniwa E**
Then from now on,
**[18:03] Haniwa E**
when you're visiting Haniwa Village,
can you promise to talk to me first?
**[18:10] Gunma-chan**
Umm, I...
**[18:14] Haniwa ABCD**
Hold on right there!
**[18:18] Haniwa A**
This is an issue that should
be solved among Haniwa!
**[18:23] Haniwa B**
How could you bring it
directly to Gunma-chan?
**[18:26] Haniwa C**
You've made a terrible mistake!
**[18:29] Haniwa D**
What a rude thing to do to Gunma-chan!
**[18:33] Haniwa E**
I thought you'd show up,
Haniwa A, B, C, and D!
**[18:35] Haniwa ABCD**
Huh?
**[18:37] Haniwa E**
I promise...
**[18:39] Haniwa E**
...to take you all down!
**[18:42] Haniwa ABCD**
What?! That's totally uncalled for!
**[18:47] Narrator**
*In that moment,*
**[18:48] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan noticed the tension in the air*
* and unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[19:05] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[19:15] Haniwa A**
It all comes down to luck.
**[19:17] Haniwa E**
Luck?
**[19:18] Haniwa B**
Yup, yup, it was just by chance.
**[19:20] Haniwa E**
Chance..?
**[19:22] Haniwa C**
We just happened to be the four
Haniwa that speak to Gunma-chan.
**[19:29] Haniwa E**
You mean, you didn't do anything special?
**[19:33] Haniwa D**
I suppose we made sure to greet people
first... and we volunteered in expeditions.
**[19:38] Haniwa C**
But talking to Gunma-chan
was just a coincidence.
**[19:42] Haniwa A**
We never imagined that other
Haniwa would admire us for that.
**[19:47] Haniwa ABCD**
Shocking, isn't it?
**[19:50] Gunma-chan**
Sure is shocking!
**[19:55] Haniwa E**
I'm glad I could hear all this
from you directly, senpai.
**[20:00] Haniwa C**
Don't mention it!
**[20:03] Haniwa A**
Who knew Haniwa like us would
become legends in the Haniwa world?
**[20:09] Haniwa B**
We better remember to keep ourselves in
check and take it one step at a time!
**[20:14] Gunma-chan**
Step by step by step by step!
**[20:18] Haniwa E**
Um... is there any way I could join you..?
**[20:23] Haniwa ACBD**
That's impossible!
**[20:27] Haniwa A**
That's not coincidence nor is it organic!
**[20:30] Haniwa B**
Exactly, totally unnatural.
**[20:32] Haniwa C**
Coincidence or not,
**[20:34] Haniwa C**
you wouldn't expect Aladdin
to let go of Genie's lamp, would you?
**[20:38] Haniwa D**
It's called "vested interest"!
**[20:41] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan's okay with any Haniwa-san!
**[20:44] Haniwa ABCD**
Come on, now!
**[20:48] Haniwa E**
I knew it...
**[20:49] Haniwa E**
I promise to take you all down one day!
**[20:54] Haniwa E**
We shall meet again!
**[20:55] Haniwa E**
I'll show you..!
**[20:59] Haniwa A**
I'm glad to see young people
with such vigor!
**[21:02] Haniwa B**
We better watch our backs
while we still can.
**[21:05] Haniwa C**
We'll fight to keep this
position we got by chance!
**[21:09] Haniwa D**
In other words, we'll
see you soon, Gunma-chan!
**[21:12] Gunma-chan**
I'm okay with any Haniwa-san.
**[21:15] Haniwa ABCD**
Come on, now! Cut that out!
**[21:19] Narrator**
*Every world has their own troubles.*
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Haniwa-san Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
* What do you all do when things*
* worry you or stress you out?*
**[23:07] Narrator**
* Some things are*
* very difficult to solve alone.*
**[23:10] Narrator**
* So in those situations, let's ask*
* someone else for their support.*
**[23:13] Narrator**
* If we gather everyone's powers,*
* we can get through anything.*
**[23:18] Narrator**
* Perhaps we can even protect the planet*
* from an enemy threatening our peace.*
**[23:24] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Donuts, Donuts
***SIGN*** and two others
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Yoshii Hazuki-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 5, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Serizawa Ritsu-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 7, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Abe Suzuka-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 5, Miyagi Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Nasu Megumi-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 3, Niigata Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Yosuto-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: Unknown, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Otouchan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 36, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 10 - Donuts, Donuts and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Donuts, Donuts
**[01:29] Sign**
Donuts, Donuts
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Donuts, Donuts."
**[01:37] Mom**
Today's snack is donuts!
**[01:39] Mom**
You can take either the
chocolate donut or matcha donut.
**[01:43] Yuumi+Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[01:45] Gunma-chan**
Which one... I think I'll take...
**[01:51] Yuumi**
I want the chocolate donut!
**[01:57] Yuumi**
So yummy!
**[01:59] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan was in the mood
for chocolate, too...
**[02:04] Mom**
The matcha donut is good, too.
**[02:06] Gunma-chan**
But Gunma-chan isn't in the mood
to eat matcha donuts right now...
**[02:13] Yuumi**
Then I'll have that, too!
**[02:15] Gunma-chan**
Hey!
**[02:17] Mom**
Yuumi-chan, that's not very good manners.
**[02:21] Yuumi**
Well, Onii-chan said he didn't want any!
**[02:25] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan didn't say that!
**[02:27] Yuumi**
Yes, you did!
**[02:29] Gunma-chan**
All I said was that I wasn't in the mood
for matcha donuts right now!
**[02:33] Yuumi**
Yeah, which means you don't want them!
**[02:36] Gunma-chan**
N-No, it doesn't...
**[02:38] Yuumi**
Yes, it does!
**[02:42] Mom**
Looks like Yuumi won
this battle, Gunma-chan.
**[02:45] Gunma-chan**
*No, she didn't.*
**[02:48] Gunma-chan**
*That's not fair... I'm the only one who...*
**[02:53] Narrator**
*In that moment, something strange happened,*
**[02:56] Narrator**
*and time turned back just a little bit.*
**[03:02] Mom**
Today's snack is donuts!
**[03:04] Mom**
You can take either the
chocolate donut or matcha donut.
**[03:08] Yuumi+Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[03:16] Gunma-chan**
We went back in time...
**[03:18] Gunma-chan**
Which means if I talk after this,
Yuumi will take the chocolate donut...
**[03:26] Gunma-chan**
I got it!
**[03:28] Gunma-chan**
Hey! What's that?!
**[03:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan wants the chocolate donut!
**[03:37] Yuumi**
Wow... you tricked me just so you
could get the chocolate donut?
**[03:46] Yuumi**
Can't be helped, then!
**[03:48] Yuumi**
I'll take the matcha donut!
**[03:52] Mom**
Wow, Yuumi, how nice of you
to let Onii-chan get the first choice.
**[03:58] Yuumi**
So yummy!
**[03:59] Mom**
I love matcha donuts, too.
**[04:03] Gunma-chan**
*Gunma-chan didn't get any matcha donuts!*
**[04:06] Gunma-chan**
*I want the matcha one, too!*
**[04:08] Gunma-chan**
*That's not fair... so unfair!*
**[04:12] Narrator**
*In that moment, something strange happened,*
**[04:15] Narrator**
*and time turned back just a little bit.*
**[04:21] Mom**
Today's snack is donuts!
**[04:23] Mom**
You can take either the
chocolate donut or matcha donut.
**[04:27] Yuumi+Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[04:31] Gunma-chan**
If I want the matcha donut,
I gotta not do anything!
**[04:36] Gunma-chan**
Which one... I think I'll take...
**[04:43] Yuumi**
I want the chocolate donut!
**[04:47] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan wants the matcha donut!
**[04:51] Mom**
Perfect! An even split!
**[04:53] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[04:54] Yuumi**
That was so good!
**[04:56] Gunma-chan**
Thank you for this me..
**[05:06] Gunma-chan**
Here, Yuumi! Have half.
**[05:09] Yuumi**
Really?! I can have some?!
**[05:13] Gunma-chan**
Since I'm your big brother and all!
**[05:16] Gunma-chan**
* And since I had the chocolate*
* donut just a second ago.*
**[05:20] Mom**
How nice of you, Gunma-chan.
**[05:26] Narrator**
*In that moment, something strange happened,*
**[05:28] Narrator**
* and time turned back just*
* a little bit... for the third time!*
**[05:36] Mom**
Today's snack is donuts!
**[05:39] Mom**
You can take either the
chocolate donut or matcha donut.
**[05:43] Yuumi+Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[05:44] Gunma-chan**
Hang on!
**[05:50] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[05:53] Mom**
Oh, my. I forgot about the Ninja Sisters.
**[05:59] Yuumi**
There's only two donuts and four people...
**[06:04] Narrator**
*In that moment,*
**[06:06] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan found himself so moved*
* that he unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[06:23] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[06:35] Gunma-chan**
How's this?
**[06:37] Gunma-chan**
Now we can all have
a little bit of both donuts.
**[06:42] Mom**
Great thinking, Gunma-chan!
**[06:44] Yuumi**
Onii-chan, you're awesome!
**[06:46] Ninja Sisters**
I beg your pardon.
**[06:47] Ninja Mouse**
I'll make sure this donut
keeps his mouse shut! *Squeak*
**[06:51] Ninja Cat**
I feel so elated to be
able to live under this roof.
**[06:56] Mom**
I'm glad you feel that way.
**[06:58] Gunma-chan**
Mom...
**[07:01] Gunma-chan**
I'll give you my matcha donut!
**[07:04] Mom**
Really?
**[07:06] Mom**
Thank you, Gunma-chan. I love matcha donuts!
**[07:15] Gunma-chan**
It's nice to see everyone happy!
**[07:18] Gunma-chan**
* Gunma-chan had one*
* and a quarter of a chocolate donut*
**[07:22] Gunma-chan**
*and half of a matcha donut, anyway!*
**[07:25] Narrator**
* Actually, Gunma-chan only had*
* a quarter of a chocolate donut,*
**[07:31] Narrator**
* but it looks like he learned a lot*
* while time traveling for a bit!*
**[07:38] Gunma-chan**
I have more fun when everyone's having fun!
**[07:43] Narrator**
*What a strange but heartwarming story.*
**[07:47] Ninja Cat**
Let us entertain you in return!
**[07:49] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[07:50] Mom+Gunma-chan+Yuumi**
Wow!
**[07:56] Narrator**
*And like that, all was right with the world.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Donuts Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Tuning in with Mom
**[08:09] Sign**
Tuning in with Mom
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Tuning in with Mom."
**[08:13] Sign**
Gun-Gunmer, Beyond the Universe
**[08:14] Narrator 2**
*"Gun-Gunmer, Beyond the Universe."*
**[08:26] Narrator 2**
* And so, Gunmer Machine*
* embarked on his final battle...*
**[08:31] Gun**
Time to reform!
**[08:41] Gun-Gunmer**
Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
**[08:45] Vills Three**
Give it up, Gun-Gunmer.
**[08:48] Vills Three**
No matter how hard you try,
**[08:50] Vills Three**
the tides have already turned in my favor.
**[08:54] Gun**
Three Vills...
**[08:56] Mer**
We've been risking our lives
to fight only one...
**[08:59] Ken**
Since the last battle, the invasion by the
**[09:01] Ken**
Mechanical Army Bots-Bots
has only intensified...
**[09:05] Vills Three 1**
We are a machine.
**[09:07] Vills Three 2**
We can duplicate as many times
as necessary from blueprint data.
**[09:11] Vills Three 3**
We're different from you
inefficient creatures!
**[09:15] Gun-Gunmer**
Like we said before!
We don't know how to give up!
**[09:19] Vills Three 1**
Poor Gun-Gunmer.
**[09:21] Vills Three 1**
Surely, that's not how you truly feel.
**[09:24] Vills Three 2**
You are a body of machines like us.
**[09:27] Vills Three 2**
You could exist forever
with the right maintenance.
**[09:32] Vills Three 3**
You, too, could become a part
of the Mechanical Army Bots-Bots...
**[09:35] Vills Three 3**
And you shall reap its many benefits!
**[09:38] Gun-Gunmer**
This is my own will, strong as steel!
**[09:41] Gun-Gunmer**
I don't take orders from anyone!
**[09:44] Gun**
Thank you, Gun-Gunmer!
**[09:46] Gun-Gunmer**
We all have our own stance.
And I've decided...
**[09:50] Gun-Gunmer**
That my stance is to follow my team!
**[09:55] Mer**
Thank you!
**[09:56] Ken**
Then we've got no choice but
to prove we're fighting for justice.
**[10:01] Gun**
Alright, let's go!
**[10:03] Gun-Gunmer**
Gun-Gunmer! Detach!
**[10:08] Gun**
This will be it!
**[10:10] Mer**
I guess we'll be out of work!
**[10:11] Ken**
For peace!
**[10:20] Mer-Gungun**
Mer-Gungun! Reform!
**[10:24] Vills Three**
You look pitiful!
**[10:27] Mer-Gungun**
Ha! You can't judge a bot by its armor!
**[10:31] Vills Three**
Vills Missile the Maximum!
**[10:37] Vills Three**
Finish them!
**[10:42] Mer-Gungun**
Maximize ultra shock acceleration device!
**[10:45] Vills Three**
What's happening?!
**[10:50] Mer-Gungun**
Doesn't matter how many missiles
you blast if you can't catch me!
**[10:56] Vills Three 1**
W-What is this power?!
**[11:05] Mer-Gungun**
I accelerated my ultra shock powers to
**[11:08] Mer-Gungun**
dodge your missiles
and puncture your bodies.
**[11:11] Vills Three**
H-How clever... Mer-Gungun...
**[11:15] Mer-Gungun**
Although this means the
end for Mer-Gungun...
**[11:21] Vills Three**
I... can't exist here any longer.
**[11:25] Vills Three**
I despise you, Mer-Gungun...
**[11:28] Mer-Gungun**
I didn't want to fight you, I'm sorry...
**[11:33] Gun**
Fighting doesn't solve anything.
**[11:36] Mer**
If only we just talked it over...
**[11:39] Ken**
Let's make sure this doesn't end in vain.
**[11:41] Ken**
Besides, Mer-Gungun can't move anymore...
**[11:44] Vills Three**
That's good to hear!
**[11:59] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
Allow me to introduce myself!
**[12:02] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
I am Vills Revised 3000 Turbo!
**[12:05] Gun+Mer+Ken**
What?! Vills Revised 3000 Turbo?!
**[12:09] Mer-Gungun**
Mer-Gungun! Detach!
**[12:19] Gun-Gunmer**
Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
**[12:21] Mer**
Energy Remaining: 3%...
**[12:24] Ken**
Virtually every body part is
beyond its limit...
**[12:27] Gun**
Maybe heroes can't win it all, after all...
**[12:30] Ken**
Can't our new mecha
Gun-Gunma G come to our aid?
**[12:34] Gun**
Impossible, as far as I know...
**[12:37] Mer**
It's been an honor to fight
with you... Thank you for everything.
**[12:42] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
I shall be justice from this day forward!
**[12:45] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
Let's conclude this story with
**[12:48] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
a win by the Mechanical Army Bots-Bots.
**[12:51] Gun-Gunmer**
Even if there's no chance...
**[12:53] Gun-Gunmer**
Gun-Gunmer won't give up!
**[12:56] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
How touching...
**[12:58] Gun-Gunmer Army**
Not so fast!
**[13:09] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
What?!
**[13:10] Gun-Gunmer Army**
We won't let you win now!
**[13:13] Gun-Gunmer Army**
We're all Gun-Gunmer from other dimensions!
**[13:17] Gun-Gunmer Army**
We came from the multiverse to help!
**[13:19] Gun-Gunmer Army**
The human race may cease
to exist one day, but not today!
**[13:31] Mega Gun-Gunmer**
Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer! Reform!
**[13:37] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
What?! Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer?!
**[13:41] Mega Gun-Gunmer**
No!
**[13:42] Mega Gun-Gunmer**
That's Gun-Gun-Gun-
Gun-Gun-Gunmer to you!
**[13:45] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
That's... too hard to remember...
**[13:51] Mega Gun-Gunmer**
Gun-Gun-Gun-
Gun-Gun-Gunmer Beam!
**[14:00] Vills Revised 3000 Turbo**
I wasn't aware of this plot!
**[14:07] Guns**
This is the end... for real.
**[14:12] Mers**
Now I can finally use up my vacation days!
**[14:16] Kens**
Yeah... let's all go home.
**[14:20] Narrator 2**
*Thank you, Gun-Gunmer!*
**[14:21] Narrator 2**
* Thank you, Gun-Gun-*
* Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer!*
**[14:25] Narrator 2**
*They will always be here to protect us!*
**[14:30] Sign**
The End
**[14:32] Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[14:34] Gunma-chan**
Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer is so cool!
**[14:39] Mom**
I thought it was Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gun-Gunmer?
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Gun-Gunmer Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Konja Rap Appears Again
**[14:49] Sign**
Konja Rap Appears Again
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Konja Rap Appears Again."
**[14:56] Yayoihime**
Oh! Hi there, Gunma-chan!
**[14:59] Gunma-chan**
Hello.
**[15:01] Yayoihime**
Do you mind if I tell you about some
delicious Yayoihime strawberries?
**[15:05] Gunma-chan**
Sure, go ahead!
**[15:09] Konja Rap**
Steppin', steppin'. Walk, yeah I'm walkin'.
**[15:13] Konja Rap**
Hello!
**[15:15] Yayoihime**
A normal greeting?!
I thought that you were a rapper.
**[15:19] Konja Rap**
I'm Konja Rap, a total free spirit.
**[15:22] Konja Rap**
How could I perform my best
without the best vibes?
**[15:27] Yayoihime**
Wow, look at you, acting like an artist!
**[15:30] Yayoihime**
If you were the real deal,
you'd walk the walk.
**[15:34] Konja Rap**
You may be trying to get under
my skin, but I'm Konja Rap.
**[15:38] Konja Rap**
My skin's as thick as they come.
See, I'm made of konjac!
**[15:41] Yayoihime**
Well you should taste some Yayoihime
strawberries, they're the sweetest around!
**[15:46] Gunma-chan**
I love Yayoihime strawberries!
**[15:48] Yayoihime**
Thank you, Gunma-chan!
**[15:57] Yayoihime**
I've got a bad feeling about this...
**[15:59] Gunma-chan**
I have a good feeling about it!
**[16:02] Konja Rap**
Can't say I saw this coming.
**[16:05] Maria Eggplant**
My name is Maria Eggplant
**[16:08] Maria Eggplant**
I truly love to sing so much!
**[16:12] Yayoihime**
She sure came in with a bang!
**[16:13] Maria Eggplant**
Singing is wonderful
**[16:17] Maria Eggplant**
Singing changes everything
**[16:21] Maria Eggplant**
When you're feeling low,
it shines a bright light
**[16:28] Maria Eggplant**
Singing brings everyone happiness
**[16:42] Maria Eggplant**
Happiness!
**[16:48] Konja Rap**
Not bad, lady, you brought the vibes
**[16:50] Konja Rap**
You went full out and now I wanna jive
**[16:53] Konja Rap**
It's all about energy and
being humble with passion
**[16:55] Konja Rap**
Your sweet melody filled
the air in true fashion
**[16:59] Konja Rap**
In a dark, dim world, such a beautiful angel
**[17:02] Konja Rap**
Like you said, with song, change is able
**[17:03] Konja Rap**
So I'll join the chorus! I'm Konja Rap!
**[17:07] Yayoihime**
Great, now he's suddenly rapping.
**[17:10] Konja Rap**
Your word is the verb, it spreads worldwide
**[17:12] Gunma-chan**
Yay, yay, yay, yay!
**[17:15] Yayoihime**
Gunma-chan, don't encourage him!
**[17:19] Maria Eggplant**
Take a deep breath and sing
loud so everyone will hear
**[17:28] Gunma-chan**
Who's that?
**[17:30] Maria Eggplant**
That's right, it's music, it's opera
**[17:34] Maria Eggplant**
It can make anyone smile
**[17:42] Maria Eggplant**
My name is Maria Eggplant
**[17:49] Yayoihime**
Why do they always need to say their name?
**[17:52] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan, I'm Gunma-chan!
**[17:54] Yayoihime**
Stop! Before others join in!
**[17:59] Haniwa A**
Can we join you?
**[18:00] Haniwa B**
Can we join you?
**[18:01] Haniwa C**
Can we join you?
**[18:02] Haniwa D**
Can we join you?
**[18:04] Haniwa E**
Can we join you?
**[18:06] Yayoihime**
I'm guessing my luck for today is...
**[18:09] Haniwas**
Bad luck today! Bad luck today!
Bad luck today! Bad luck today!
**[18:13] Yayoihime**
Stop!
**[18:15] Haniwas**
Good luck tomorrow! Good luck tomorrow!
Good luck tomorrow! Good luck tomorrow!
**[18:20] Gunma-chan**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[18:23] Gunma-chan**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[18:26] Yayoihime**
Gunma-chan's a fortune nerd?!
**[18:28] Darumas**
Daru-daru-daru-daru-ma!
**[18:31] Yayoihime**
I *knew* it...
**[18:33] Haniwas+Darumas**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[18:36] Haniwas+Darumas**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[18:40] Yayoihime**
This is chaos, pure chaos...
**[18:44] Yayoihime**
I'm getting déjà vu...
**[18:45] Gunma-chan+Haniwas+Darumas**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[18:49] Gunma-chan+Haniwas+Darumas**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[18:52] Yayoihime**
It's not that this
is inherently bad, it's just...
**[18:57] Yayoihime**
Stop!
**[19:02] Yayoihime**
I get what everyone wants to say, but...
**[19:05] Yayoihime**
Something irks me about
how similar *all* your stances are.
**[19:10] Yayoihime**
Especially when you're so adamant
about freedom of expression!
**[19:19] Servant A**
Songs flow with the times,
as times float away with song...
**[19:24] Servant A**
Let's listen in on the song
of the Strawberry Princess, Yayoihime.
**[19:28] Servant A**
This is "Strawberry".
**[19:31] Yayoihime**
Sweet and tart is the way of life
**[19:37] Yayoihime**
But my heart's berry remains ripe
**[19:43] Yayoihime**
Someday, I'll meet the one
**[19:50] Yayoihime**
Until then, I'll hand out berries
**[19:56] Yayoihime**
That strawberry... that strawberry is...
**[20:02] Yayoihime**
Yayoihime!
**[20:06] Servant A**
Go, Gunma!
**[20:08] Konja Rap**
That's awesome, man! Keep it up
**[20:11] Konja Rap**
Sing your song and let go of the fight
**[20:13] Konja Rap**
Use your vocal chops, not your karate chop
**[20:16] Konja Rap**
Spread peace with song, only song battles
**[20:18] Konja Rap**
Hey, say! Hey, what?!
**[20:20] Maria Eggplant**
I shall sing forever
**[20:24] Maria Eggplant**
Spread happiness to all with my song
**[20:29] Yayoihime**
The life of a berry, that single life
**[20:35] Haniwas+Darumas**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[20:38] Haniwas+Darumas**
Great luck, good luck, somewhat good luck,
small luck, hardly any luck, bad luck!
**[20:47] Gunma-chan**
Great luck, great luck,
great luck, great luck
**[20:50] Haniwas**
Good luck, good luck, good luck, good luck
**[20:54] Darumas**
Hardly any luck, hardly any luck,
hardly any luck, hardly any luck
**[20:57] Konja Rap**
Hey, say! Hey, what?! Hey, say! Hey, what?!
**[21:02] Maria Eggplant**
I want to sing forever with everyone!
**[21:14] Narrator**
*The power of song is truly incredible.*
**[21:16] Konja Rap**
Today was awesome! Gunma's awesome!
**[21:20] All**
Thank you!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Song Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:02] Narrator**
*What kind of snacks do you all like?*
**[23:05] Narrator**
* Snacks actually have great benefits,*
* like better focus or stress relief.*
**[23:12] Narrator**
* When the human race finally*
* meets aliens for the first time,*
**[23:16] Narrator**
*what if we gifted them some handmade sweets?*
**[23:19] Narrator**
* I bet we could become*
* good friends right away.*
**[23:21] Narrator**
* I hope you watch the next*
* episode with some snacks!*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Nacchan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 7, Chiba Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Harupyon-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 5, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Taniguchi Yune-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Hyogo Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Taikichi-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Suzuki Yukari-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: Unknown, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Jarinko Testu-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 19, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 11 - Bing-chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away
**[01:29] Sign**
Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Bing-Chan, from a Planet Far, Far Away."
**[01:34] Gunma-chan**
"Mikan" (orange)! Wait, that ends with...
**[01:36] Aoma**
You can't end with "n"! I win again!
**[01:39] Gunma-chan**
You're so good at this, Aoma.
**[01:41] Meemi**
It's just a coincidence.
**[01:43] Aoma**
I can do this all day!
**[01:45] Aoma**
Huh?
**[01:46] Meemi**
What's wrong?
**[01:48] Aoma**
What's that?
**[01:59] Gunma-chan**
That's a rocket.
**[02:00] Aoma**
It landed!
**[02:02] Meemi**
Let's go take a look!
**[02:04] Meemi**
I wonder if it came from outer space.
**[02:06] Bing-chan**
That's correct, I came
from a planet far, far away.
**[02:14] Bing-chan**
Hello.
**[02:15] Bing-chan**
My name is Bingelshire
Toumasso Byabbondr Dogasso.
**[02:21] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[02:24] Gunma-chan**
...Bing-chan.
**[02:26] Bing-chan**
No, my name is Bingelshire
Toumasso Byabbondr Dogasso.
**[02:32] Gunma-chan**
...Bing-chan!
**[02:33] Bing-chan**
Fine. You may call me "Bingel".
**[02:39] Aoma**
Are you an alien?
**[02:40] Bing-chan**
From my perspective, you all are the aliens.
**[02:44] Meemi**
That complicates things.
**[02:45] Gunma-chan**
Then your nickname can be Bing-chan.
**[02:49] Bing-chan**
I don't think I agreed to that.
**[02:51] Bing-chan**
I'm here because I heard that Hiragana Gunma
of Hiragana Earth was a fine place to live.
**[02:57] Bing-chan**
I was planning on moving
here, but it looks as
**[02:59] Bing-chan**
though it may not go
as smoothly as I thought.
**[03:02] Meemi**
Can you tell us about
your planet, Bing-chan?
**[03:05] Bing-chan**
As much I'd love to,
**[03:07] Bing-chan**
I can only share that my home planet is
**[03:09] Bing-chan**
currently in the midst
of an intergalactic war.
**[03:12] Aoma**
Intergalactic war?! Cool!
**[03:16] Bing-chan**
It's rather uncool, actually.
**[03:18] Bing-chan**
Children are forced to run, hide,
are captured, or even killed.
**[03:22] Bing-chan**
It's been a tumultuous time,
which is why I've escaped to this planet!
**[03:26] Aoma**
Too close! Way too close!
**[03:28] Bing-chan**
Some people don't have the liberty
to decide their own fate.
**[03:31] Meemi**
That's so sad...
**[03:33] Bing-chan**
I don't enjoy sympathy.
It's merely a matter of fact for me.
**[03:37] Aoma**
Meemi, this dude's a drag!
**[03:39] Meemi**
Yeah...
**[03:40] Gunma-chan**
Then what if we play a word game?
**[03:42] Bing-chan**
A word game?
**[03:43] Meemi**
You take turns connecting words.
**[03:45] Aoma**
You lose if you end a word with "n"!
**[03:48] Bing-chan**
I understand.
**[03:49] Gunma-chan**
Let's start with "Gunma"!
**[03:51] Meemi**
Ma... Ma... Ma... "Maguro" (tuna)!
**[03:53] Aoma**
"Rocket"!
**[03:55] Bing-chan**
"Tougenkyou".
**[03:57] Narrator**
*It means a paradise far, far away.*
**[04:00] Bing-chan**
I abandoned my home in search of paradise.
**[04:04] Bing-chan**
I left my entire family behind.
**[04:08] Bing-chan**
Oh, I apologize for dampening
the mood with the truth.
**[04:13] Gunma-chan**
U... "Uchuu" (outer space)!
**[04:15] Meemi**
"U" again? Then... "U-roncya" (oolong tea)!
**[04:18] Aoma**
"Ya"... "Yagi" (goat)!
**[04:20] Bing-chan**
"Ginga-kei"! That galaxy
includes my home planet.
**[04:24] Bing-chan**
Who knew it would be ravaged by war...
**[04:27] Aoma**
I can't do this anymore!
He just brings everyone down!
**[04:32] Meemi**
Aoma!
**[04:33] Meemi**
Bing-chan's been through a lot.
We should be nice.
**[04:39] Aoma**
I don't care about that. I'm just a kid!
**[04:42] Aoma**
I feel bad to see someone
in trouble, but I can't help!
**[04:46] Meemi**
Don't say that!
**[04:48] Aoma**
Fine! What's *your* plan, then?
**[04:51] Meemi**
I don't know...
**[04:53] Bing-chan**
I'm sorry.
**[04:58] Bing-chan**
I have enough fuel for one trip back.
I'll go back to my home planet.
**[05:03] Gunma-chan**
What happens if you go back?
**[05:04] Bing-chan**
I don't know.
**[05:07] Aoma**
You know, I'm not good
with tough topics, and...
**[05:11] Aoma**
I'm not sure I like you very much.
**[05:16] Bing-chan**
I can see why...
**[05:18] Aoma**
But we could just get to know
each other better and become friends.
**[05:23] Meemi**
Yeah, that's right!
**[05:25] Meemi**
We may not be able to help much since
we're just kids, but we can be friends!
**[05:31] Narrator**
*And in that moment,*
**[05:32] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan found himself so moved*
* that he unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[05:32] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[05:39] Bing-chan**
I'm glad I was able to make it here!
**[05:42] Aoma**
Even though we didn't hit it off right away,
we can become friends little by little.
**[05:46] Meemi**
I love that, Aoma.
**[05:48] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, Aoma! Gunma-chan
will say something, too.
**[05:53] Gunma-chan**
Bing-chan, you can go back to your home
planet anytime if you don't like it in Gunma.
**[05:59] Aoma**
I think you lost the plot there a bit.
**[06:01] Meemi**
It's the right sentiment,
just not the right time.
**[06:06] Bing-chan**
No, thank you, Gunma-chan.
**[06:09] Bing-chan**
I'm glad I came to Gunma. I've been able
to share so much in such a short time.
**[06:14] Gunma-chan**
You can stay in Gunma forever, if you want!
**[06:17] Aoma**
In Gunma, we're nice to everyone.
**[06:19] Meemi**
Of course, that includes aliens, too!
**[06:22] Bing-chan**
To tell the truth, when I first
heard of Gunma, I didn't believe it.
**[06:27] Bing-chan**
I didn't think it would ever be possible
for there to be a place of true peace.
**[06:33] Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan gets in fights sometimes,
but I remember to make up real quick!
**[06:37] Bing-chan**
That's wonderful.
**[06:38] Bing-chan**
There may be no such
thing as a "tougenkyou",
**[06:42] Bing-chan**
but I want to help make Hiragana
Gunma a happy place to live.
**[06:47] Meemi**
We're happy to have you, Bing-chan.
**[06:49] Aoma**
Same!
**[06:50] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[06:52] Bing-chan**
Thank you.
**[06:53] Gunma-chan+Bing-chan+Aoma+Meemi**
Yay for friends!
**[06:55] Gunma-chan**
It's great to make new friends.
**[06:57] Aoma**
You can stay at my place tonight!
**[06:59] Meemi**
We need to get your paperwork done.
**[07:01] Bing-chan**
You think I can live here officially?
**[07:04] Gunma-chan**
It'll be okay, you're in Hiragana Gunma.
**[07:06] Sign**
Gunma
**[07:06] Sign**
Gunma
**[07:07] Narrator**
*What a wonderful place, Hiragana Gunma.*
**[07:09] Narrator**
* Here, people work together so that*
* we can all live comfortably.*
**[07:13] Gunma-chan**
Gunma's a great place!
**[07:19] Aoma**
What's wrong, Bing-chan?
**[07:21] Bing-chan**
Thanks to you guys,
I can become Bing-chan Version 2!
**[07:29] Bing-chan**
Looks like I advanced to the
next stage thanks to your courtesy.
**[07:33] Bing-chan**
I appreciate your help.
**[07:36] Gunma-chan**
That's good.
**[07:44] Bing-chan**
Here's my gratitude dance!
**[07:46] Gunma-chan**
Let's dance!
**[07:49] Narrator**
*Ah! A small welcome festival.*
**[07:52] Narrator**
*You know, every ritual has its origin.*
**[07:56] Narrator**
*100 years from now,*
**[07:57] Narrator**
* this will become a tradition known*
* as the "Gunma-chan Festival",*
**[08:00] Narrator**
*but that's a story for another time.*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Bing-chan Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Warrior Haniwa-sama Appears
**[08:09] Sign**
Warrior Haniwa-sama Appears
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Warrior Haniwa-sama Appears."
**[08:14] Narrator**
* Today, Gunma-chan has been*
* invited by Haniwa-san*
**[08:17] Narrator**
* to participate in an*
* event by the Haniwa Tribe.*
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Sign**
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival
**[08:20] Announcer Haniwa**
Thank you for coming to
the Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival.
**[08:26] Announcer Haniwa**
This is a festival
by the Haniwa, for the Haniwa.
**[08:30] Announcer Haniwa**
We hope you enjoy the event.
**[08:32] Announcer Haniwa**
We will begin with an Opening
Statement by Kofun-sama.
**[08:37] Kofun-sama**
I'm grateful to be here today
with all of you to continue
**[08:42] Kofun-sama**
this grand tradition of the
Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival.
**[08:47] Kofun-sama**
This gathering of the historic
Haniwa Tribe was made possible
**[08:48] Haniwa A**
Hey, Gunma-chan, wake up!
**[08:49] Kofun-sama**
thanks to the individual
power of our Haniwa members.
**[08:51] Gunma-chan**
I'm not asleep.
**[08:53] Haniwa B**
We can't excuse you for napping through
**[08:54] Kofun-sama**
And with the union of everyone's powers,
we can realize great events such as today.
**[08:56] Haniwa B**
the Great Haniwa Gratitude Festival,
honorary member or not!
**[08:57] Kofun-sama**
Big accomplishments are the result
of daily efforts behind the scenes.
**[08:59] Haniwa A**
If this were 100 years ago,
you'd be under the dirt for this!
**[09:02] Haniwa D**
Spoken like a true Haniwa...
**[09:04] Haniwas**
Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
**[09:07] Haniwa A**
It's a Haniwa joke.
Since we get dug up, get it?
**[09:10] Gunma-chan**
Oh... okay.
**[09:13] Haniwa B**
I understand. It's not easy
for us to stay awake, either.
**[09:20] Haniwa C**
But as grown-ups, we have to fight it!
**[09:23] Gunma-chan**
But Gunma-chan's a kid.
**[09:28] Haniwa D**
Gunma-chan, you gotta learn
to read the room.
**[09:31] Gunma-chan**
What? There's words in the room?
**[09:33] Haniwa ABCD**
That's right!
**[09:35] Gunma-chan**
I didn't know that!
**[09:36] Narrator**
*It's an important skill we should all learn.*
**[09:56] Sign**
Warrior
**[09:56] Sign**
Haniwa
**[09:57] Announcer Haniwa**
Today, we're joined by a wonderful
guest: Warrior Haniwa-sama!
**[10:02] Narrator**
* Warrior Haniwa is a*
* Haniwa fully armed wearing*
**[10:05] Narrator**
* a suit of armor with a sword*
* and arrow in hand.*
**[10:09] Warrior Haniwa**
Hello, I am Warrior Haniwa.
**[10:12] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[10:14] Haniwa ABCD**
No!!
**[10:17] Haniwa A**
Gunma-chan, no!
**[10:18] Gunma-chan**
What? I just said hi.
**[10:21] Haniwa B**
Warrior Haniwa-sama is
a very special person to us Haniwa!
**[10:25] Haniwa A**
Directly speaking to him is a huge taboo!
**[10:28] Gunma-chan**
Oh, I didn't know that.
**[10:31] Warrior Haniwa**
You there, you don't seem like a Haniwa...
**[10:36] Gunma-chan**
I'm Gunma-chan!
**[10:38] Warrior Haniwa**
How strange of you to call yourself
with a pet name such as "-chan".
**[10:43] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
**[10:46] Haniwa A**
I don't think that was a compliment.
**[10:47] Sign**
Warrior Haniwa Discussion Time
**[10:49] Announcer Haniwa**
We'll now ask Warrior Haniwa-sama questions
on the outlook of the world of Haniwa.
**[10:55] Warrior Haniwa**
Yes, well...
**[10:57] Warrior Haniwa**
There haven't been any
natural disasters recently...
**[11:00] Warrior Haniwa**
...or invasions by other tribes... but...
**[11:12] Gunma-chan**
I'm awake!
**[11:14] Narrator**
*Don't do this at home, kids!*
**[11:17] Warrior Haniwa**
I'd appreciate if you listened
to me while you're here.
**[11:23] Warrior Haniwa**
And...
**[11:24] Sign**
Gummies
**[11:24] Sign**
Chocolate
**[11:24] Sign**
Cookie
**[11:24] Warrior Haniwa**
That arrow is made of sweets,
so you're welcome to eat it if you'd like.
**[11:28] Gunma-chan**
Yum!
**[11:31] Sign**
Warrior Haniwa
Performance
**[11:31] Announcer Haniwa**
We'd now like to begin
Warrior Haniwa's demonstration.
**[11:55] Warrior Haniwa**
No worries, that was a strike
with the flat of my sword.
**[11:59] Gunma-chan**
So cool!
**[12:02] Warrior Haniwa**
Ideally, there'd be no need for weapons,
**[12:05] Warrior Haniwa**
but when they're necessary,
it's best not to hesitate.
**[12:09] Gunma-chan**
Sounds hard.
**[12:11] Warrior Haniwa**
We can say that the history of the
human race is a history of many wars.
**[12:16] Warrior Haniwa**
The important thing is to learn
from our history and think for ourselves.
**[12:22] Gunma-chan**
Cool, makes sense!
**[12:31] Warrior Haniwa**
Gunma-chan, warriors must train
and learn how to wield their weapons.
**[12:38] Warrior Haniwa**
Perhaps you could train your mind, as well.
**[12:42] Warrior Haniwa**
I feel your attitude may come
across as a bit disrespectful.
**[12:47] Warrior Haniwa**
This is a word of caution as a warrior...
**[12:50] Warrior Haniwa**
Does that make sense?
**[12:52] Gunma-chan**
Umm... I don't get it!
**[12:59] Warrior Haniwa**
Transform! Warrior Battle Mode!
**[13:03] Warrior Haniwa**
What don't you get
about what I have to say?!
**[13:07] Warrior Haniwa**
Or do you just not care?!
**[13:09] Gunma-chan**
Awesome!
**[13:11] Ninja Cat**
I sense danger!
**[13:13] Ninja Mouse**
Should I take someone out?!
**[13:14] Ninja Cat**
Permission granted!
Only use necessary force!
**[13:17] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak* *Squeak*
**[13:36] Gunma-chan**
So sweet!
**[13:39] Yuumi**
Oh, my sword is made of Bekko candy.
**[13:43] Yuumi**
It's rather good.
**[13:44] Ninja Cat**
Our swords are made of Chitose candy.
**[13:46] Ninja Mouse**
Very sweet.
**[13:48] Gunma-chan**
Yum!
**[13:53] Kofun-sama**
Why, what wonderful entertainment.
**[13:56] Ninja Cat**
As Gunma-chan's secret service agents,
we are always here to protect him.
**[14:01] Gunma-chan**
What? You are?!
**[14:03] Haniwa B**
Jeez...
**[14:04] Warrior Haniwa**
Who knew there was such a
skilled warrior in this region...
**[14:08] Warrior Haniwa**
I still have much to learn.
**[14:10] Warrior Haniwa**
I've been taught a great
lesson by you, Gunma-chan.
**[14:13] Gunma-chan**
I guess!
**[14:18] Gunma-chan**
With Haniwa and Warrior Haniwa,
it must be so fun for Kofun-sama!
**[14:23] Kofun-sama**
Kofun having fun... Perfect!
**[14:28] Haniwa Mob**
Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
**[14:32] Warrior Haniwa**
Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
**[14:38] All**
Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Haniwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
**[14:40] Narrator**
*I'm glad we ended with a smile.*
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Warrior Haniwa... Power 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Let's Make Sweets
**[14:49] Sign**
Let's Make Sweets
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Let's Make Sweets."
**[14:57] Mom**
Today, we'll all be eating some snacks.
**[15:00] Kids**
Yay!
**[15:01] Mom**
We'll be eating sweet snacks!
**[15:04] Kids**
Yay!
**[15:05] Gunma-chan**
I'm ready to eat!
**[15:06] Yuumi**
So am I!
**[15:07] Aoma**
I'll eat anything!
**[15:09] Meemi**
Me, too!
**[15:10] Mom**
Stop right there!
**[15:12] Mom**
We have no snacks yet.
**[15:14] Kids**
What?!
**[15:15] Aoma**
Then what are we gonna do?!
**[15:17] Mom**
We'll be making the snacks together today!
**[15:20] Kids**
Oh!
**[15:21] Yuumi**
Sounds like fun!
**[15:22] Gunma-chan**
Yay! I wanna try!
**[15:24] Aoma**
I'll do anything!
**[15:26] Meemi**
Me, too!
**[15:27] Mom**
Okay, then let's go ahead
and make them ourselves!
**[15:31] Kids**
Yeah!
**[15:32] Narrator**
* Sweet snacks include*
* a wide variety of foods.*
**[15:37] Narrator**
* It's said that sweets first*
* originated in Egypt 8,000 years ago.*
**[15:40] Narrator**
* Apparently, they share*
* a similar history with bread.*
**[15:43] Narrator**
* In Japan, castella cake and other foreign snacks*
* were first introduced in the Muromachi Era.*
**[15:51] Sign**
Haniwa-hani Print
**[15:51] Narrator**
* By the way, Japanese sweets became*
* an ordinary custom in the Edo Era.*
**[15:57] Mom**
Let's separate into two groups
that will make their own snack!
**[16:05] Mom**
Gunma-chan and Aoma-chan
will be the Red Team!
**[16:07] Mom**
You'll be making cookies.
**[16:10] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Yeah!
**[16:12] Mom**
Yuumi and Meemi-chan will be the Blue Team!
**[16:14] Mom**
You'll be making strawberry shortcake.
**[16:17] Yuumi+Meemi**
Okay!
**[16:19] Mom**
I've already prepared
the recipe and ingredients.
**[16:22] Mom**
Any questions are welcome!
**[16:24] Mom**
You may now begin cooking!
**[16:26] Kids**
Yeah!
**[16:28] Gunma-chan**
"Cookie Recipe (yields 20 plain cookies
and 20 chocolate cookies)"
**[16:32] Gunma-chan**
"Ingredients: 240 grams
of soft-wheat flour, 100 grams of butter,
**[16:37] Gunma-chan**
80 grams of sugar, one medium-sized egg,
10 grams of cocoa powder."
**[16:45] Yuumi**
"Strawberry Shortcake Recipe"
**[16:47] Yuumi**
"Cake Batter: 75 grams
of pancake batter mixture, two eggs,
**[16:52] Yuumi**
three tablespoons of milk, three tablespoons
of rice bran oil, 50 grams of sugar."
**[16:58] Yuumi**
"Syrup: two tablespoons of syrup,
two tablespoons of water."
**[17:02] Yuumi**
"Toppings: preferred number of strawberries,
**[17:05] Yuumi**
200 milliliters of heavy cream,
one tablespoon of sugar"
**[17:14] Aoma**
Hang on, Gunma-chan!
**[17:16] Gunma-chan**
What?
**[17:17] Aoma**
We've gotta look at the cooking notes, too!
**[17:20] Sign**
Tips to make it even more delicious!
**[17:20] Sign**
Sift the flour
**[17:20] Sign**
Bring butter to room temperature
**[17:20] Gunma-chan**
Sift the flour... Bring butter
to room temperature...
**[17:26] Aoma**
What does that mean?
**[17:28] Mom**
It means the flour should be sifted
to get rid of any lumps,
**[17:32] Mom**
and the butter should be warmed up
to room temperature so it melts faster.
**[17:36] Mom**
Way to catch the notes!
**[17:38] Aoma**
Cooking sweets is the same
as science experiments.
**[17:41] Aoma**
Prepping is key and you gotta
follow the recipe to a tee!
**[17:46] Gunma-chan**
Wow, Aoma!
**[17:49] Aoma**
Butter should be mixed well.
**[17:51] Gunma-chan**
I'll blend the eggs!
**[17:54] Aoma**
Mix sugar with butter and mix well!
**[17:57] Gunma-chan**
Okay, I'll mix in the eggs!
**[18:00] Aoma**
It says to not pour it all in at once.
**[18:02] Aoma**
Let's pour little by little in three turns.
**[18:05] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[18:11] Aoma**
Phew... let's switch!
**[18:13] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[18:17] Aoma**
We can finally mix in the flour!
**[18:19] Aoma**
We gotta fold it in like
we're cutting the mixture.
**[18:22] Gunma-chan**
Got it!
**[18:26] Aoma**
Half of it's gonna be cocoa-flavored,
so let's divide the dough in half.
**[18:31] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[18:32] Aoma**
The last step is to roll it
up with our hands!
**[18:40] Aoma**
It says to cover the dough with plastic
wrap and let it rest for an hour.
**[18:45] Gunma-chan**
The dough needs a break?
**[18:47] Mom**
"Rest" means to let something sit in the
fridge for a certain amount of time.
**[18:52] Gunma-chan**
Cool!
**[18:55] Yuumi**
Beat the eggs, add sugar, and mix.
**[18:59] Meemi**
Blend eggs until it becomes a foam
and bring to skin temperature.
**[19:02] Yuumi**
Heat up milk and rice bran oil
over a bowl of hot water.
**[19:06] Meemi**
Mix in the pancake mixture in three turns.
**[19:10] Yuumi**
And mix quickly!
**[19:12] Meemi**
Pour in milk and rice bran oil
in a circular motion.
**[19:15] Yuumi**
Pour batter into mold...
**[19:17] Yuumi**
and heat in the microwave!
**[19:22] Aoma**
Flatten dough with a rolling pin
to a thickness of 5 millimeters!
**[19:27] Aoma**
Now we just cut out each cookie.
**[19:30] Mom**
Cook it in the oven until it's
golden brown and you're all done!
**[19:34] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Yay!
**[19:36] Meemi**
The cake batter is perfect!
**[19:39] Yuumi**
I'm done with the frosting!
**[19:41] Meemi**
I've cut up the cake
and topped it with syrup!
**[19:47] Meemi+Yuumi**
What's wrong?!
**[19:49] Mom**
I... I forgot to buy strawberries...
**[19:52] Meemi+Yuumi**
But it's a strawberry shortcake!
**[19:57] Ninja Cat**
Leave it to us, ma'am.
**[19:59] Ninja Mouse**
I'll take those strawberries out!
**[20:02] Mom**
Really? Would you do that for me?
**[20:05] Ninja Sisters**
As you wish!
**[20:11] Mom**
I had a crane-shaped cookie cutter
to make it a perfect Gunma cookie!
**[20:16] Gunma-chan+Aoma**
Woohoo!
**[20:18] Sign**
Yayoihime
**[20:18] Ninja Cat**
Here are the strawberries.
**[20:20] Ninja Mouse**
Yayoihime strawberries.
**[20:21] Yuumi+Meemi**
Woohoo!
**[20:24] Mom**
Red Team's cookies!
**[20:26] Mom**
And the Blue Team's strawberry shortcake!
**[20:29] Mom**
Both complete! Congrats, everyone!
**[20:34] Ninja Sisters**
Congratulations!
**[20:37] Mom**
They look perfect!
**[20:39] Mom**
But what's important is the flavor.
**[20:41] Mom**
Let's start with the strawberry shortcake!
**[20:46] All**
So good!
**[20:48] Mom**
Up next are the cookies.
**[20:49] Mom**
Could we be in for a big plot twist?!
**[20:55] All**
So good!
**[20:57] Yuumi**
Both the cocoa and
the plain cookies are awesome!
**[21:00] Meemi**
Yeah!
**[21:01] Gunma-chan**
The shortcake's awesome, too!
**[21:03] Aoma**
And the strawberries are delicious!
**[21:04] Mom**
You all really knocked it out of the park!
**[21:07] Mom**
Let's say it was beginner's luck.
**[21:10] Narrator**
* It may have been more*
* entertaining with a plot twist,*
**[21:14] Narrator**
* but who isn't happy to end*
* with delicious sweets?*
**[21:17] Gunma-chan**
Cooking yourself is fun!
**[21:19] Aoma**
Remember to follow the recipe!
**[21:22] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Yummy Sweets Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
*I bet all of you have been hard at work.*
**[23:05] Narrator**
* Life can get tough even when*
* you're working really hard.*
**[23:08] Narrator**
* As much as I'd like to offer some good advice,*
* there's really no easy solution.*
**[23:13] Narrator**
*But don't worry!*
**[23:14] Narrator**
* This is just my instinct talking,*
* but everything will be okay!*
**[23:17] Narrator**
* Life has its ups and downs,*
* and every experience teaches us something.*
**[23:21] Narrator**
* If you're not sure what that means,*
* try asking a grown-up!*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Gunma-chan Struggles Again
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Opon-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 38, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Pianica-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 44, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Chiromarumaru-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Shin-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 10, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Nakamura Yuuto-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
TOMO-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 11, Chiba Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 12 - Gunma-chan Struggles Again and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Snowboarding is Fun!
**[01:29] Sign**
Snowboarding is Fun!
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Snowboarding is Fun!"
**[01:38] Gunma-chan**
We're climbing so high!
**[01:41] Akio**
It's not too long before we pass
an elevation of 1,000 meters!
**[01:45] Narrator**
* Seasons change rather suddenly*
* as needed in this show.*
**[01:49] Narrator**
*Right now, it's winter.*
**[01:51] Meemi**
It's snow!
**[01:53] Aoma**
Sure! It's winter!
**[01:54] Gunma-chan**
I'm warm since I have a lot of layers on!
**[01:58] Akio**
Uncle Akio's responsible for you kids today,
so let's listen to instructions and have fun.
**[02:04] Kids**
Yeah!
**[02:05] Akio**
Alright, let's get on the lift
and go even higher!
**[02:08] Akio**
Grab your boards!
**[02:10] Kids**
Yeah!
**[02:15] Aoma**
We're up so high!
**[02:17] Gunma-chan**
Isn't it funny how
the height makes us all say that?
**[02:20] Narrator**
* That's a good point, no one*
* mentions height on the ground.*
**[02:24] Akio**
Alright, let's ride!
**[02:25] Akio**
I heard you kids are good at snowboarding!
**[02:29] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, we are! We do core
training in ninja class!
**[02:33] Akio**
Perfect! Let's go!
**[02:51] Gunma-chan**
So fun!
**[02:53] Meemi**
I love snow!
**[02:54] Aoma**
This is awesome!
**[02:57] Akio**
You're pretty good at this!
**[03:04] Akio**
For as long as it takes to get up there,
it sure is over in a blink!
**[03:09] Gunma-chan**
Let's go slide some more!
**[03:10] Aoma+Meemi**
More! More!
**[03:13] Akio**
Okay!
**[03:17] Aoma**
Yep, still high!
**[03:19] Gunma-chan**
Isn't it funny how the height
makes us all say that over and over?
**[03:23] Narrator**
*True, it never gets boring to feel moved.*
**[03:26] Akio**
Alright, kids! Let's ride again!
Careful not to get hurt!
**[03:31] Kids**
Okay!
**[03:33] Akio**
Let's go!
**[03:50] Gunma-chan**
It's still just as fun!
**[03:52] Meemi**
I can't get enough of this speed!
**[03:54] Aoma**
Feels super awesome!
**[03:57] Akio**
I love winter sports!
**[04:04] Gunma-chan**
I'm having so much fun!
**[04:06] Narrator**
*The group took the lift two more times,*
**[04:10] Narrator**
* but let's fast forward to*
* avoid being repetitive.*
**[04:14] Akio**
Let's take a lunch break!
**[04:16] Kids**
Yay!
**[04:18] Sign**
Hodaigi Dining Area
**[04:21] Sign**
Menu
**[04:26] Gunma-chan**
So yummy...
**[04:27] Akio**
Eating a hot meal after exercising
in the cold is an amazing feeling.
**[04:32] Aoma**
Yeah!
**[04:34] Meemi**
Definitely! I'm so glad we're here!
**[04:38] Akio**
You better not forget this
memory with your uncle,
**[04:41] Akio**
who's working as a
perfect guide, I might add.
**[04:44] Akio**
Who wants miso konnyaku for dessert?!
**[04:46] Kids**
Yay!
**[04:52] Akio**
We should start heading
back down the mountain.
**[04:55] Akio**
The weather can get unpredictable up here!
**[05:01] Sign**
Hodaigi Dining Area
**[05:05] Akio**
What the...
**[05:07] Meemi**
I hope everything's okay...
**[05:11] Announcement**
*Attention, visitors.*
**[05:12] Announcement**
*Due to inclement weather and strong winds,*
**[05:15] Announcement**
* the ropeway will be closed*
* until further notice.*
**[05:18] Announcement**
* Please stand by as we work*
* to resume operation.*
**[05:21] Gunma-chan**
What are we gonna do?
**[05:22] Aoma**
You mean we can't go home today?
**[05:26] Akio**
Let's go over there!
**[05:29] Akio**
We're full right now, anyway.
**[05:31] Akio**
Let's cuddle up around the warm
daruma stove and wait things out.
**[05:38] Akio**
It'd be awesome if fun times lasted forever.
**[05:42] Gunma-chan**
Yeah.
**[05:43] Akio**
But things aren't always that way.
**[05:46] Aoma**
What do you do when it's not?
**[05:48] Akio**
You can get frantic and try whatever,
but it's not bad to wait around, either.
**[05:54] Meemi**
But how do you know which to do?
**[05:56] Akio**
Experience and instinct!
**[05:57] Kids**
Experience and instinct?
**[06:00] Akio**
When you live long enough,
you start to figure things out.
**[06:03] Akio**
You kids don't have as much
experience or instinct as your uncle,
**[06:06] Akio**
so you can count on me as a pro.
**[06:12] Akio**
Come on, now. Trust me.
**[06:14] Akio**
I guess there could be times in your future
where a bad grown-up tries to trick you kids.
**[06:20] Akio**
It's up to you to decide who that may be.
**[06:23] Akio**
It's tough, but becoming a grown-up
means deciding who to trust on your own.
**[06:33] Akio**
Ha!
**[06:33] Akio**
Your uncle got serious for a change!
Now I'm a bit embarrassed.
**[06:38] Akio**
You know, it's cool if
you wanna brag to everyone
**[06:41] Akio**
about how inspiring Gunma-chan's uncle is!
**[06:47] Sign**
Hodaigi Dining Area
**[06:51] Gunma-chan**
That was so fun!
**[06:53] Aoma+Meemi**
It was awesome!
**[06:56] Akio**
Oh, no! I accidentally locked us out!
**[07:00] Narrator**
* This means he locked the car*
* while the keys were still inside.*
**[07:05] Narrator**
* It used to be a rather frequent*
* occurrence with older cars.*
**[07:07] Narrator**
* People who are forgetful tend to be*
* at higher risk of this incident.*
**[07:11] Akio**
Someone help us!
**[07:15] Akio**
Huh? Keys?
**[07:16] Gunma-chan**
Dad gave me a spare set of keys
because he said you can be
**[07:20] Gunma-chan**
a bit forgetful and might lock us out.
**[07:23] Akio**
Wow!
**[07:24] Akio**
Thank goodness for eldest kids
who don't trust their siblings!
**[07:35] Akio**
Since I'm the only one who can drive,
this is where I need to shine!
**[07:46] Meemi**
We've barely moved...
**[07:49] Aoma**
I guess it's fine as long
as we get home by tonight.
**[07:52] Gunma-chan**
Uncle Akio worked too hard today.
**[07:55] Narrator**
* Uncle Akio must be grateful*
* to be surrounded by such nice kids.*
**[08:00] Akio**
I'm so happy...
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Experience and Instinct Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Gunma-chan Struggles Again
**[08:09] Sign**
Gunma-chan Struggles Again
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma-chan Struggles Again."
**[08:18] Mini Haniwa**
Hello!
**[08:19] Mini Haniwa**
We've met a few times before.
**[08:21] Mini Haniwa**
You may remember me as "Mini Haniwa".
**[08:23] Mini Haniwa**
What's that?
**[08:24] Mini Haniwa**
It's not the usual setup
and there's no Gunma-chan, you say?
**[08:30] Mini Haniwa**
...You're right.
**[08:31] Mini Haniwa**
Gunma-chan isn't around,
but I think we'll be able to see him soon.
**[08:37] Announcement**
* Incoming request from Gunma-chan.*
* Incoming request from Gunma-chan.*
**[08:41] Announcement**
* Those with the role of Imaginary Friend,*
* please head to the real world.*
**[08:45] Mini Haniwa**
Roger that!
**[08:47] Mini Haniwa**
Gunma-chan's imaginary friend
here, reporting for duty!
**[08:58] Mini Haniwa**
Hello.
**[08:59] Gunma-chan**
Hello.
**[09:00] Mini Haniwa**
Sounds like you needed me.
Are you lonely again?
**[09:05] Gunma-chan**
...Can you tell?
**[09:06] Mini Haniwa**
I can.
**[09:15] Mini Haniwa**
What's the matter?
**[09:18] Gunma-chan**
I have fun every day.
**[09:20] Mini Haniwa**
That's wonderful.
**[09:23] Gunma-chan**
But... sometimes...
**[09:24] Mini Haniwa**
Sometimes?
**[09:27] Gunma-chan**
I feel a small hole
in the middle of my heart.
**[09:32] Gunma-chan**
When that happens,
I start to not like myself,
**[09:36] Gunma-chan**
and I feel like not doing anything.
**[09:39] Mini Haniwa**
Gunma-chan, that's...
**[09:42] Gunma-chan**
Yeah?
**[09:44] Mini Haniwa**
...very normal.
**[09:46] Gunma-chan**
It is?
**[09:47] Mini Haniwa**
Very common. Happens to everyone.
**[09:50] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay.
**[09:51] Gunma-chan**
I thought it was Gunma-chan being weird...
**[09:55] Mini Haniwa**
Whether you're a child or an adult,
**[09:57] Mini Haniwa**
life can feel full and fun,
but it also comes with struggles.
**[10:03] Mini Haniwa**
And it's very normal to feel a bit down
when we encounter those times.
**[10:09] Mini Haniwa**
It would be nice if we could
live life smiling all the time,
**[10:12] Mini Haniwa**
but even if we can't,
that's not a bad thing at all.
**[10:15] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[10:17] Mini Haniwa**
Even as your imaginary friend,
I find myself down sometimes, too.
**[10:25] Gunma-chan**
What do you do when that happens?
**[10:27] Mini Haniwa**
I do this.
**[10:32] Mini Haniwa**
This is my imaginary friend,
Mini Mini Gunma-chan.
**[10:36] Mini Mini Gunma-chan**
Hello.
**[10:37] Gunma-chan**
Hello.
**[10:39] Mini Haniwa**
It's nice to have company even when
you don't feel like talking to anyone.
**[10:45] Narrator**
*This may seem a bit out there,*
**[10:47] Narrator**
* but as they say, people*
* are full of contradictions.*
**[10:51] Mini Mini Gunma-chan**
I'm a great listener!
Catch ya soon! Bye-bye!
**[10:58] Gunma-chan**
I didn't know that Mini Haniwa-san
had friends other than Gunma-chan.
**[11:04] Mini Haniwa**
It's hard for one person
to know everything about someone.
**[11:08] Mini Haniwa**
Actually, there's quite a bit we don't know
about ourselves, either.
**[11:12] Gunma-chan**
Really?
**[11:13] Mini Haniwa**
Yes!
**[11:14] Mini Haniwa**
Same goes for your Dad and Mom,
**[11:17] Mini Haniwa**
Yuumi-chan, Aoma, Meemi,
Haniwa-san and Daruma-san...
**[11:22] Mini Haniwa**
You have many people
on your side, don't you?
**[11:25] Gunma-chan**
I sure do.
**[11:27] Mini Haniwa**
I think they all love you very much.
**[11:31] Gunma-chan**
I dunno...
**[11:32] Mini Haniwa**
Of course they do!
And you love them too, right?
**[11:38] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[11:39] Mini Haniwa**
Even if that "love" takes a back
seat every now and then, it's okay.
**[11:43] Mini Haniwa**
Just caring about them is enough.
**[11:46] Gunma-chan**
Okay... that makes me kinda happy.
**[11:50] Mini Haniwa**
No problem has a simple solution.
**[11:53] Mini Haniwa**
I hope you can take the time
to find your answer slowly and kindly.
**[11:57] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, me too!
**[11:59] Narrator**
*In that moment,*
**[12:01] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan found himself feeling*
* a little better after being down.*
**[12:16] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[12:25] Mini Haniwa**
I'm just as much a part
of Gunma-chan as you are,
**[12:28] Mini Haniwa**
so Gunma Power doesn't work on me.
**[12:33] Gunma-chan**
Oh...
**[12:35] Mini Haniwa**
Personally,
I'm fine with deviating from
**[12:37] Mini Haniwa**
the original plot as long
as the viewers have fun...
**[12:39] Mini Haniwa**
But it's important
as an adult to follow the rules.
**[12:43] Gunma-chan**
Being a grown-up sounds hard.
**[12:46] Mini Haniwa**
The thing is, kids don't have to
do anything to become an adult.
**[12:51] Gunma-chan**
I didn't know that!
**[12:53] Mini Haniwa**
Yup, people become adults
without even realizing it.
**[12:58] Gunma-chan**
That's kinda sad...
**[13:00] Mini Haniwa**
In fact, whether you struggle
doesn't have much to do with it.
**[13:04] Gunma-chan**
What?!
**[13:05] Mini Haniwa**
But it's still important to experience it.
**[13:08] Gunma-chan**
Which is it?
**[13:10] Mini Haniwa**
That's up for you to decide, too!
**[13:13] Gunma-chan**
That sounds hard...
**[13:15] Mini Haniwa**
And also easy!
**[13:24] Mini Haniwa**
Alright, then! I should get going now.
**[13:27] Gunma-chan**
See you soon!
**[13:36] Mini Haniwa B**
Well? How was Gunma-chan?
**[13:39] Mini Haniwa**
We had a nice, long talk
and he felt much better!
**[13:42] Mini Haniwa B**
That's good!
**[13:43] Mini Haniwa**
You know, it's not so much us making him
feel better, but the other way around.
**[13:51] Mini Haniwa B**
Good job today!
**[13:52] Mini Haniwa**
See you tomorrow!
**[13:53] Narrator**
*You see, the more you learn about the world,*
**[13:57] Narrator**
* the more we realize*
* how little we actually know.*
**[13:59] Gunma-chan**
Thank you for this meal!
**[14:03] Gunma-chan**
So yummy!
**[14:05] Dad**
It's delicious.
**[14:07] Yuumi**
So good!
**[14:08] Mom**
It really is!
**[14:11] Narrator**
*A happy heart can savor delicious meals.*
**[14:14] Sign**
Dining
**[14:20] Mini Haniwa**
This is the life!
**[14:23] Mini Gunma-chans**
Good work today!
**[14:24] Mini Gunma-chan B**
This is rewarding work!
**[14:27] Mini Gunma-chan C**
As the Imaginary Friend Army,
let's work to fully support Mini Haniwa-san!
**[14:33] Mini Gunma-chans**
Yeah, for sure!
**[14:35] Mini Haniwa**
Thanks, guys!
**[14:41] Mini Haniwa**
All's right with the world!
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Solving Problems Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Animation Studios are Awesome!
**[14:49] Sign**
Animation Studios are Awesome!
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Animation Studios are Awesome!"
**[14:54] Narrator**
* Today, Gunma-chan is visiting*
* the Haniwa Animation Studio.*
**[14:57] Sign**
Animation Studio
**[14:57] Sign**
Studio Haniwa
**[14:59] Haniwa E**
Gunma-chan, welcome
to the Haniwa Animation Studio.
**[15:03] Gunma-chan**
Thanks!
**[15:05] Haniwa E**
We'll be taking you behind the scenes
of our hit anime show, *Haniwaman H*.
**[15:10] Haniwa E**
To start things off...
**[15:12] Sign**
Haniwaman H Three Angles
**[15:12] Sign**
Studio Haniwa
**[15:12] Sign**
Final
**[15:13] Gunma-chan**
What's that?
**[15:14] Haniwa E**
That's Haniwaman H.
**[15:16] Haniwa E**
He's extremely popular
in the Haniwa world right now.
**[15:16] Sign**
Haniwaman H Expressions
**[15:19] Sign**
Black Tengu Three Angles
**[15:19] Haniwa E**
This is his foe, the Black Tengu.
**[15:22] Gunma-chan**
He's not moving?
And there's no color.
**[15:22] Sign**
Black Tengu Expressions
**[15:25] Haniwa E**
Now, let's demonstrate
the animation process.
**[15:33] Haniwa E**
This is the screenwriter.
**[15:35] Gunma-chan**
But there's no drawing.
**[15:37] Haniwa E**
First, the screenwriter creates
the overall plot and writes it out.
**[15:42] Haniwa E**
This is called the "script".
**[15:44] Gunma-chan**
Cool.
**[15:45] Gunma-chan**
Funny how it's not written
on paper with a pencil.
**[15:48] Haniwa E**
We live in the 21st century, Gunma-chan.
**[15:51] Writer Haniwa**
Uhhm... Err... There!
**[15:55] Writer Haniwa**
Finished...
**[15:58] Gunma-chan**
It's full of words...
**[16:01] Haniwa E**
This is the screenplay.
**[16:03] Haniwa E**
The next phase is the storyboard.
**[16:06] Gunma-chan**
...Skateboard?
**[16:08] Haniwa E**
It's like a blueprint to make animations.
This is my work as the Producer.
**[16:14] Gunma-chan**
Producer?
**[16:16] Haniwa E**
It's the main person responsible
for creating animations at studios.
**[16:21] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[16:24] Gunma-chan**
Funny how it's not written
on paper with a pencil.
**[16:26] Haniwa E**
We live in the 21st century, Gunma-chan.
**[16:29] Haniwa E**
Umm... Let's make this... No, wait...
**[16:35] Gunma-chan**
What's wrong?
**[16:37] Haniwa E**
I'm facing some difficult decisions.
**[16:40] Haniwa E**
Should it be this
angle... Or maybe this one...
**[16:43] Haniwa E**
Which is it...
**[16:45] Haniwa E**
Wait, should this even be set in the day?
**[16:46] Haniwa E**
Or should it be night?
Rain? Snow? During winter?
**[16:48] Haniwa E**
Is it even set in the right place?
**[16:49] Haniwa E**
A height difference, or no, distance...
**[16:51] Haniwa E**
What's the best choice?
What's the right answer?
**[16:54] Gunma-chan**
Probably whatever makes the best story.
**[17:02] Production Haniwa**
Hi, sir.
**[17:04] Production Haniwa**
How's the storyboard coming along?
**[17:07] Gunma-chan**
Who's that?
**[17:08] Production Haniwa**
I'm the Production Assistant.
**[17:10] Sign**
Production Assistant
**[17:10] Production Haniwa**
I keep in touch with all related parties
and work to complete the show on schedule.
**[17:18] Gunma-chan**
Sounds hard.
**[17:20] Production Haniwa**
I'm fine!
**[17:21] Production Haniwa**
I just deal with Producers who say they'll be done
tomorrow only to be five days late to the deadline...
**[17:25] Production Haniwa**
Or oversleep and get
to the dubbing sessions late,
**[17:27] Production Haniwa**
or those who accidentally save data
to the wrong files, that's all.
**[17:30] Production Haniwa**
I'm totally fine!
**[17:32] Gunma-chan**
There's really people like that?
**[17:34] Haniwa E**
Done with the storyboard!
**[17:36] Sign**
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**[17:37] Haniwa E**
This is the storyboard,
or the blueprint for animation.
**[17:40] Gunma-chan**
Wow, that's cool.
**[17:44] Haniwa E**
There's roughly thirty pages
for an animation of seven minutes.
**[17:47] Production Haniwa**
With this storyboard, we move
on to the animation meeting.
**[17:51] Sign**
Conference Room 2
**[17:51] Sign**
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Animation Meeting
**[17:51] Gunma-chan**
Meeting?
**[17:53] Production Haniwa**
We explain the content
of the storyboard to the animators.
**[17:56] Haniwa E**
Haniwaman H stops
the unbelievably large boulder
**[18:01] Haniwa E**
thrown by the Black Tengu
and chucks it back.
**[18:05] Haniwa E**
So it goes "swoosh"
and then "ahh" and then "boom"!
**[18:09] Sign**
Animation Area
**[18:09] Sign**
Please
keep quiet
**[18:09] Haniwa E**
This is the animation area.
**[18:12] Gunma-chan**
Wow, there's so many of them!
**[18:14] Haniwa E**
This is the main area
of animation, after all.
**[18:16] Haniwa E**
Animators who work on illustrations
and animators who work
**[18:18] Haniwa E**
on videos both work here,
along with the Animation Director.
**[18:21] Gunma-chan**
Funny how it's not written
on paper with a pencil.
**[18:23] Haniwa E**
We live in the 21st century, Gunma-chan.
**[18:36] Haniwa E**
Roughly 1,500 illustrations are necessary
for a seven minute animation.
**[18:40] Haniwa E**
These people are responsible
for every single one of them.
**[18:44] Haniwa E**
What's the matter?
**[18:46] Gunma-chan**
Why does everyone have manga
and dolls and stuff on their desk?
**[18:52] Gunma-chan**
Even though... they're all... adults..?
**[18:55] Haniwa E**
Oh, umm... they're for... r-reference..?
**[18:58] Haniwa E**
Right! Reference when they draw!
**[19:03] Gunma-chan**
Huh... really...
**[19:05] Haniwa E**
Well, there are many reasons.
**[19:08] Haniwa E**
Generally, animators draw illustrations
based on the earlier meeting.
**[19:12] Gunma-chan**
Illustrations?
**[19:12] Haniwa E**
They'll be the basis for moving animations.
**[19:17] Haniwa E**
Next, the Animation
Director will make edits.
**[19:20] Gunma-chan**
Hey, it changed a bit.
**[19:22] Haniwa E**
And now, it becomes a video.
**[19:24] Gunma-chan**
Wow, it moved!
**[19:26] Haniwa E**
Then, the material is sent
to another location for the next phase.
**[19:30] Haniwa E**
This is the Art Background team.
**[19:36] Haniwa E**
This is the Art Finishing team.
**[19:44] Haniwa E**
These materials are shot
and then composited...
**[19:53] Haniwa E**
...then edited.
**[19:56] Haniwa E**
Studio recording.
**[19:57] Black Tengu**
Where did you..!
**[20:01] Haniwa E**
Dubbing... and finally...
**[20:08] Black Tengu**
Yes! Paint it all black!
**[20:11] Black Tengu**
You all shall suffer in the pitch black!
**[20:14] Haniwaman H**
Not so fast!
**[20:17] Haniwaman H**
It's over now, Black Tengu!
**[20:21] Black Tengu**
Curse you, Haniwaman H!
**[20:22] Black Tengu**
You shall be painted black, as well!
**[20:26] Haniwaman H**
Crane Flash!
**[20:29] Black Tengu**
What?!
**[20:32] Black Tengu**
You'll pay for this!
**[20:35] Haniwaman H**
I'll protect the peace of Haniwa.
**[20:38] Haniwaman H**
Haniwa-ha-ha-ha!
**[20:41] All**
Haniwa-ha-ha-ha!
**[20:44] Haniwa E**
Man, am I glad we finished on time!
**[20:46] Production Haniwa**
Barely, as always.
**[20:48] Gunma-chan**
That's hard work.
**[20:50] Haniwas**
Yes, it is.
**[20:52] Gunma-chan**
Then why do you do it?
**[20:55] Haniwa E**
That's because...
**[20:56] Haniwa E**
we want to make kids who love anime smile!
**[21:00] Production Haniwa**
If we can make it a global show and
the characters are loved all over the world,
**[21:05] Production Haniwa**
everyone will be happy.
**[21:07] Gunma-chan**
I hope so.
**[21:09] Narrator**
*I hope so, too.*
**[21:12] Haniwa E**
By the way, did you all notice
that I'm the fifth Haniwa?
**[21:16] Haniwa E**
Looks like I've found my best position.
**[21:20] Narrator**
*Did you hear that? Good for him!*
**[21:23] Gunma-chan**
Anime Power... 100%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:03] Narrator**
* I've actually been keeping*
* a secret from you all.*
**[23:07] Narrator**
* And that secret is... I've found*
* the key to Hiragana Gunma!*
**[23:10] Narrator**
* As much as I want to share it with you now,*
* it's a secret until next week.*
**[23:14] Narrator**
* I can give you one hint:*
* it's not over until it's over!*
**[23:20] Narrator**
* Oh, did I mention the next*
* episode concludes Season 2?*
**[23:24] Sign**
Next Episode
**[23:24] Sign**
Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard
**[23:24] Sign**
and two others
**[23:25] Narrator**
*Things are a little more happy
with* Gunma-chan*.*
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Yuuri-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 32, Chiba Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
ATS-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 56, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Andou Keisuke-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 7, Kanagawa Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Hiroto-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 6, Yamanashi Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Hiramura Koudai-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 6, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Shiishi Shiishishi-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 4, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!
# 13 - Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard and two others
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GDKHZEPP3/gunmachan)
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**[01:29] Sign**
Gunma's Mysterious Underground Empire
**[01:29] Sign**
Gunma's Mysterious Underground Empire
**[01:30] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma's Mysterious Underground Empire."
**[01:34] Narrator**
* Today, Gunma-chan is visiting*
* the kofun with his uncle.*
**[01:40] Narrator**
* Gunma is actually home to many*
* kofun anyone can visit very easily.*
**[01:48] Kids**
Wow!
**[01:50] Narrator**
* Oh, "kofun" is a large gravesite for*
* important people from a long time ago.*
**[01:56] Akio**
Kids, it's dark and
narrow in here! Be careful!
**[02:01] Meemi**
This is kinda scary...
**[02:06] Akio**
This is where all the history's at.
**[02:08] Gunma-chan**
History?
**[02:09] Akio**
People created this kofun
a long time ago to show future
**[02:13] Akio**
generations that there's a real
important person buried here.
**[02:18] Gunma-chan**
Huh... Let's see!
**[02:22] Gunma-chan**
It's so dark.
**[02:24] Akio**
Be careful, Gunma-chan.
**[02:26] Gunma-chan**
I'm fin—
**[02:29] Aoma**
You okay?!
**[02:30] Akio**
You're pretty heavy, Gunma-chan.
**[02:39] Narrator**
* Gunma-chan and the rest of the gang*
* fell deeper and deeper down the hole.*
**[02:50] Akio**
Oh man, we're in trouble now...
**[02:54] Akio**
Where are we?
**[02:59] Akio**
Looks like we're underneath
the land of Gunma.
**[03:03] Aoma**
Underneath Gunma?!
**[03:10] Meemi**
Who knew it was so big down here...
**[03:13] Gunma-chan**
What a cool place! Underground Gunma!
**[03:16] Akio**
So close, but so far! Underground Gunma! Ha!
**[03:24] Akio**
I was just trying my best
to cheer everyone up...
**[03:29] Akio**
But the children don't care about
their uncle's thoughtful gesture...
**[03:35] Meemi**
We can all hear you...
**[03:37] Black Haniwa A**
You there!
**[03:38] Black Haniwa A**
Who are you people?!
**[03:41] Gunma-chan**
I'm Gunma-chan!
**[03:42] Black Haniwa A**
Silence! I'm not asking for your name!
**[03:44] Black Haniwa A**
Be quiet!
**[03:46] Akio**
We're just honest residents of Gunma.
**[03:49] Akio**
There's no need for violence!
**[03:53] Black Haniwa A**
Let's hope that reasoning will come in handy
**[03:56] Black Haniwa A**
before His Majesty, the Great Black
Haniwa of the Dark Continent!
**[04:02] Black Haniwa S**
You... you're...
**[04:26] Jessica**
Phew... Is everyone o... kay?
**[04:30] Akio**
Thanks a bunch!
**[04:32] Gunma-chan**
Is it safe now?
**[04:35] Jessica**
Oh, I used the flat side of my blade,
so let's get out of here.
**[04:40] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[04:46] Jessica**
We should be safe here.
**[04:50] Jessica**
What a surprise.
**[04:52] Jessica**
You're the legendary heroes, aren't you?
**[04:55] Aoma+Meemi+Akio**
Legendary heroes..?
**[04:57] Gunma-chan**
I'm Gunma-chan.
**[04:58] Jessica**
I'm aware. You all are famous down here.
**[05:03] Gunma-chan**
Down here?
**[05:05] Jessica**
This world is named "Under-Gunma".
**[05:08] Gunma-chan**
That's cool.
**[05:10] Jessica**
I'm Jessica. I used to
be this world's guardian.
**[05:15] Akio**
Used to be?
**[05:17] Jessica**
We were invaded by the Black
Haniwa Army and its ruler,
**[05:20] Jessica**
Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[05:24] Jessica**
Our organization was dismantled,
**[05:26] Jessica**
and they've turned Under-Gunma
into a world of darkness.
**[05:30] Aoma**
That sucks.
**[05:31] Meemi**
Looks like we stumbled
down here at a bad time.
**[05:35] Gunma-chan**
Jessica-san, right?
**[05:38] Jessica**
Yes...
**[05:39] Gunma-chan**
I'm Gunma-chan. Nice to meet you.
**[05:41] Aoma**
A greeting? Now?
**[05:43] Jessica**
Nice to meet you, Gunma-chan.
**[05:45] Aoma**
Oh, you're cool with that? I'm Aoma!
**[05:47] Meemi**
I'm Meemi!
**[05:48] Akio**
Akio, at your service!
**[05:50] Jessica**
Thank you, everyone.
**[05:53] Jessica**
When I saw you, I remembered
an old tale passed down in our land.
**[06:00] Jessica**
"Do not fret when this world
is covered in darkness."
**[06:04] Jessica**
"Heroes clothed in yellow,
blue, and pink will
**[06:07] Jessica**
arrive with their servant
from a faraway land."
**[06:09] Jessica**
"They will wield the Three Sacred Treasures
and restore light to our world... "
**[06:15] Meemi**
Heroes? Us?
**[06:17] Akio**
I'm... the servant?
**[06:20] Aoma**
It's like a plot for a game!
**[06:23] Gunma-chan**
What's the Three Sacred Treasures?
**[06:26] Jessica**
The Magatama Bead, Mirror, and Sword...
**[06:29] Jessica**
all sacred tools used in rituals of worship.
**[06:32] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi**
Cool.
**[06:35] Jessica**
You must come with me to gather
the Three Sacred Treasures,
**[06:39] Jessica**
become the legendary heroes,
and head to the Black Haniwa Castle.
**[06:43] Jessica**
Together, we can defeat their ruler
and restore peace across Under-Gunma!
**[06:48] Gunma-chan**
Okay!
**[06:49] Aoma**
Whoa, shouldn't we play hardball a bit more?
**[06:52] Akio**
Nah!
**[06:54] Akio**
You don't come across many
opportunities to become a hero!
**[06:57] Jessica**
Technically, you're the servant
of the legendary heroes...
**[07:03] Narrator**
* And like that, Gunma-chan and*
* the gang embarked on a new adventure.*
**[07:10] Jessica**
First, we'll visit the Under-Daruma
Tribe, who possess the Bead.
**[07:14] Aoma**
Ugh... this is usually where
things start to drag out in games.
**[07:18] Narrator**
*Not the case for Gunma-chan!*
**[07:22] Narrator**
* With the help of Jessica,*
* Gunma-chan retrieved the...*
**[07:26] Daruma**
Under-Daruma!
**[07:29] Narrator**
*...Gun-magatama Bead!*
**[07:36] Daruma**
Daruma!
**[07:37] Narrator**
* Next, Gunma-chan visited Jessica's*
* Meow-cat Tribe and retrieved the...*
**[07:42] Cat**
Hiss!
**[07:45] Narrator**
*...Gunma Mirror!*
**[07:52] Cat**
Meow!
**[07:53] Aoma**
At this pace, we'll find
the last treasure in no time!
**[07:57] Gunma-chan**
Yeah!
**[08:00] Narrator**
*...Or will they?*
**[08:03] Gunma-chan**
Heroes Power... 100%!
**[08:09] Sign**
Legendary Treasures
**[08:09] Sign**
Legendary Treasures
**[08:10] Gunma-chan**
"Legendary Treasures."
**[08:14] Aoma**
That was a lot easier than I thought.
**[08:17] Meemi**
So the Sword is the only one left?
**[08:20] Akio**
What happens when we get all three?
**[08:22] Jessica**
Umm...
**[08:25] Jessica**
Actually, I don't know, either.
**[08:28] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay.
**[08:29] Jessica**
It's all a legend, after all.
**[08:32] Akio**
When did the Black
Haniwa invade Under-Gunma?
**[08:36] Jessica**
Their reign over our land
has lasted for ten years...
**[08:40] Jessica**
Not only are the Black Haniwa
a powerful army,
**[08:43] Jessica**
but the Great Black Haniwa of the
Dark Continent is our biggest enemy.
**[08:48] Akio+Meemi+Aoma**
The Great Black Haniwa
of the Dark Continent?
**[08:48] Gunma-chan**
The Great Black Haniwa
of the Dark Chocolate?
**[08:51] All**
Huh?
**[08:56] Jessica**
The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[08:58] Jessica**
Your turn!
**[08:59] Aoma**
The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[09:02] Meemi**
The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[09:05] Akio**
The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[09:08] Gunma-chan**
The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Chocolate.
**[09:12] Jessica**
So it was Gunma-chan...
**[09:14] Jessica**
Not quite.
**[09:16] Jessica**
"The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent".
**[09:19] Gunma-chan**
Great... Black... Haniwa of the Dark... Continent..?
**[09:24] Jessica**
Good job! All together, now!
**[09:28] Gunma-chan+Aoma+Meemi+Akio**
"The Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent".
**[09:32] Jessica**
Perfect! That felt good.
**[09:35] Aoma**
Was that really that important?
**[09:37] Meemi**
Jessica-san may be a bit strange...
**[09:40] Akio**
What now? We just need to get the Sword?
**[09:44] Jessica**
That's right.
**[09:45] Jessica**
We should be able to fight
the Great Black Haniwa of
**[09:47] Jessica**
the Dark Continent once we complete
the Three Sacred Treasures.
**[09:51] Jessica**
And the Sword is...
**[09:53] Jessica**
So we came from here,
went down here, and we're now here.
**[09:56] Jessica**
Here's the castle of the Great
Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[09:59] Jessica**
The Sword is with the Tengu Tribe here.
**[10:01] Jessica**
It should take us a few days from here.
**[10:05] Aoma**
You mean that evil guy's castle is closer?
**[10:08] Jessica**
Yes...
**[10:09] Akio**
That's pretty far...
**[10:11] Aoma**
With games,
**[10:13] Aoma**
I need to play at least 100 hours
to feel like I got my money's worth.
**[10:18] Aoma**
But that same amount of time is
a huge drag in the real world.
**[10:21] Meemi**
Not to mention we'll get hungry
and our feet will hurt.
**[10:25] Akio**
Maybe it's best if your uncle's
left out of the adventure bit.
**[10:30] Akio**
Think about it.
**[10:32] Akio**
I get tired more easily. I like to complain.
**[10:35] Akio**
I don't even care that much.
**[10:36] Akio**
I can't give good advice.
**[10:38] Akio**
And not many people like me, you know...
**[10:45] Akio**
Hey! That's where you're supposed to say,
**[10:48] Akio**
"That's not true!"
**[10:50] Meemi**
What's all this about?
**[10:51] Aoma**
Who knows.
**[10:53] Gunma-chan**
You're funny, Uncle Akio.
**[10:57] Akio**
Gunma-chan, you're
the only one who understands me!
**[11:03] Jessica**
Aboveground-Gunma-nians
are hard to understand.
**[11:07] Black Haniwa A**
Found them!
**[11:08] Black Haniwa A**
It's Gunma-chan's gang! Get them!
**[11:16] Akio**
This is bad.
**[11:22] Narrator**
* In that moment, Gunma-chan*
* unleashed his Gunma Power!*
**[11:30] Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power!
**[11:40] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[11:41] Narrator**
* Apparently, Gunma Power*
* has no effect in Under-Gunma.*
**[11:45] Gunma-chan**
Aww, man!
**[11:47] Jessica**
We don't have a chance
against this many people.
**[11:51] Akio**
Fine... I'll go.
**[11:55] Meemi**
Why you?
**[11:56] Akio**
I'll buy us time. Get
outta here while you can.
**[12:00] Gunma-chan**
Uncle Akio...
**[12:07] Akio**
Look! A pink piggy's
dancing around in the air!
**[12:10] Black Haniwa S**
No way!
**[12:12] Black Haniwa S**
Where?!
**[12:15] Akio**
Haha, suckers!
**[12:17] Akio**
There's no such thing as a flying pig!
**[12:20] Akio**
If you wanna beat me up, better catch me!
**[12:25] Black Haniwa S**
Why you..!
**[12:26] Black Haniwa S**
Get him!
**[12:31] Gunma-chan**
They're all gone...
**[12:33] Aoma**
Not bad, Uncle Akio.
**[12:34] Jessica**
We should go while we can!
**[12:36] Gunma-chan**
Uncle Akio! Thank you!
**[12:40] Gunma-chan**
Uh-oh.
**[12:41] Akio**
Better come get me or I'll run away!
**[12:41] Black Haniwa A**
So it was a trap!
**[12:43] Black Haniwa A**
We only need three people to chase him.
**[12:45] Black Haniwa A**
The rest of you, come with me!
**[12:48] Akio**
I'm right here!
**[12:51] Black Haniwa S**
Get back here!
**[12:53] Akio**
Crap! My plan backfired!
**[12:57] Black Haniwa S**
Stop!
**[12:58] Akio**
Now what?!
**[13:00] Black Haniwa A**
They shouldn't be far! Find them!
**[13:03] Black Haniwa S**
Roger that.
**[13:05] Aoma**
Guys, this is bad!
**[13:13] Jessica**
Achoo!
**[13:15] Jessica**
I'm sorry, I couldn't hold it in.
**[13:18] Black Haniwa S**
There they are!
**[13:19] Black Haniwa S**
Found them!
**[13:19] Black Haniwa S**
Get them!
**[13:22] Black Haniwa S**
Hurry!
**[13:22] Jessica**
I'll fight them off. Go on without me!
**[13:27] Ninja Cat**
We shall assist you!
**[13:31] Ninja Sisters**
We are the Ninja Sisters!
**[13:33] Ninja Mouse**
*Squeak*
**[13:34] Ninja Cat**
We'll fight to protect Gunma-chan!
**[13:38] Ninja Cat**
Here's this compliance-safe fireworks thing!
**[13:42] Ninja Sisters**
Take that!
**[13:52] Gunma-chan**
That was awesome!
**[13:53] Ninja Cat**
No worries, I didn't use my actual blade.
**[13:55] Ninja Mouse**
Here, we got what you were looking for!
**[14:01] Gunma-chan**
Wow!
**[14:05] Jessica**
That's the Gunmer Sword!
**[14:06] Aoma**
That completes the Three Sacred Treasures!
**[14:09] Gunma-chan**
We'll be fine now with Ninja-san here!
**[14:11] Ninja Cat**
Actually,
**[14:12] Ninja Cat**
we must head to the bargain sale at the
grocery store under your mother's orders.
**[14:17] Ninja Mouse**
We bid you farewell for now!
**[14:22] Aoma**
Things would've been much
easier with them here.
**[14:24] Meemi**
That's too bad.
**[14:26] Akio**
Hey!
**[14:29] Akio**
I think I lost them! You guys okay?
**[14:34] Akio**
What's the matter with you guys?
**[14:37] Meemi**
Welcome back...
**[14:39] Akio**
T-Thanks...
**[14:40] Narrator**
*What will happen to our heroes next?!*
**[14:43] Gunma-chan**
Three Sacred Treasures Power... 100%!
**[14:49] Sign**
Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard
**[14:49] Sign**
Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard
**[14:50] Gunma-chan**
"Gunma-chan Tries Really, Really Hard."
**[15:01] Aoma**
How do we get inside?
**[15:03] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
*Naha-naha-naha-naha-naha!*
**[15:06] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
* Great Black Haniwa of the*
* Dark Continent shall greet you.*
**[15:13] Jessica**
Great Black...
**[15:14] Akio**
Haniwa of the...
**[15:15] Aoma+Meemi**
...Dark Continent.
**[15:18] All**
He's white?!
**[15:21] Akio**
The Black Haniwa... is white?!
**[15:24] Aoma**
Why "Black" if you're white?
**[15:26] Meemi**
That makes no sense!
**[15:28] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
You may think of me as "evil", but
no one ever said that "black" means "evil".
**[15:34] Gunma-chan**
So true.
**[15:35] Akio**
Come on, Gunma-chan!
**[15:37] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
So you're named Gunma-chan.
**[15:38] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
I see you wish to collect the Three
Sacred Treasures and defeat me.
**[15:42] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
You may believe you're
on the side of justice,
**[15:45] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
but the truth is that I'm justice.
**[15:49] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
From my perspective, you're the evil ones.
**[15:52] Gunma-chan**
Oh, okay.
**[15:55] Aoma**
Gunma-chan, he's lying!
**[15:57] Aoma**
The bad guys always say that in games, too!
**[16:00] Meemi**
Characters who blab on at the end
of a story are usually bad guys!
**[16:04] Jessica**
You're the one who's disturbed
the peace of Under-Gunma!
**[16:07] Jessica**
We've been stripped of our happiness,
**[16:09] Jessica**
economic growth has been stunted,
**[16:12] Jessica**
and our elderly have had to
pay more medical fees out of pocket!
**[16:14] Jessica**
You should be ashamed of yourself!
**[16:16] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Go ahead and make me the scapegoat.
**[16:19] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
The question is... Can you defeat me?
**[16:25] Aoma**
Gun-magatama!
**[16:27] Meemi**
Gunma Mirror!
**[16:31] Gunma-chan**
Gunmer Sword!
**[16:39] Jessica**
"Do not fret when this world
is covered in darkness."
**[16:43] Jessica**
"Heroes clothed in yellow, blue,
and pink will arrive from a faraway land."
**[16:47] Jessica**
"They will wield the Three Sacred Treasures
and restore light to our world!"
**[16:53] Narrator**
* The Three Sacred Treasures gifted*
* Gunma-chan superpowers so strong,*
**[16:57] Narrator**
*he gained God-like strength!*
**[17:00] Narrator**
*Let's call him "Super Super Gunma-chan"!*
**[17:04] Super Super Gunma-chan**
Hello, I'm Super Super Gunma-chan.
**[17:07] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Hello, I'm the Great Black
Haniwa of the Dark Continent.
**[17:12] Super Super Gunma-chan**
It looks like Gunma-chan knows
everything and can do anything right now.
**[17:18] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Is that so?
**[17:20] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Can you withstand this
surge of my evil wrath?
**[17:32] Super Super Gunma-chan**
That was a soft evil surge!
**[17:35] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
I have unlimited powers!
**[17:39] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Take this!
**[17:41] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Underground Double-Helix
Downpour Typhoon Maximum!
**[17:45] Super Super Gunma-chan**
Gunma Power Special!
**[17:49] Narrator**
* The two unimaginable super*
* ultra energy sources clashed*
**[17:52] Narrator**
* to create two avatars*
* in an alternate dimension!*
**[17:56] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
I know you people love to fight!
**[17:59] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Why don't you give in and fight?!
**[18:00] Super Super Gunma-chan**
No, I don't wanna! No violence!
**[18:02] Super Super Gunma-chan**
Gotcha!
**[18:04] Super Super Gunma-chan**
Gunma-chan doesn't feel
like fighting anymore!
**[18:07] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
This is no innocent game of tag! Destruct!
**[18:15] Gunma-chan**
Huh?
**[18:17] Gunma-chan**
No one's here. Is anyone here?
**[18:21] Gunma-chan 2**
I'm here!
**[18:23] Gunma-chan**
Huh? Gunma-chan?
**[18:25] Gunma-chan 2**
Yeah, I'm Gunma-chan.
**[18:31] Gunma-chan 2**
You can be happy in this world.
**[18:34] Gunma-chan**
Yeah, I could.
**[18:37] Gunma-chan**
...But I think it would be better
if my friends were here.
**[18:41] Gunma-chan 2**
Why? Just Gunma-chan is better.
**[18:45] Gunma-chan**
But I...
**[18:46] Gunma-chan**
I love my friends!
**[18:51] Gunma-chan 2**
Oh, okay.
**[19:04] Akio**
Gunma-chan, now! Finish him!
**[19:07] Super Super Gunma-chan**
Let's be friends, Great Black
Haniwa-san of the Dark Continent.
**[19:15] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
How could you reject your powers?
**[19:17] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Aren't you worried that I'll attack you?
**[19:21] Gunma-chan**
Great Black Haniwa-san
of the Dark Continent wouldn't do that!
**[19:28] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
You seem to know me better
than I know myself...
**[19:31] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Naha-naha-naha! I admit my full defeat!
**[19:37] Akio**
Here's looking at you, kid!
**[19:41] Narrator**
*Simply fighting doesn't solve any problems.*
**[19:44] Narrator**
*It's important to communicate.*
**[19:48] Great Black Haniwa of the Dark Continent**
Let's begin discussions with the other
tribes to restore peace in Under-Gunma.
**[19:52] Gunma-chan**
Nice!
**[19:54] Jessica**
Who would've thought...
**[19:56] Akio**
That's Hiragana Gunma for ya!
**[19:58] Aoma**
So that solves that!
**[19:59] Meemi**
I guess this is a happy ending.
**[20:01] Gunma-chan**
Let's all sing together!
**[20:04] Jessica**
This should safely take
you back above ground.
**[20:07] Akio**
Thanks for everything!
**[20:09] Jessica**
No, thank you!
**[20:12] Gunma-chan**
See ya!
**[20:15] Jessica**
They were true heroes.
**[20:17] Jessica**
Aoma, Meemi, Gunma-chan... even Uncle Akio.
**[20:20] Jessica**
Thank you!
**[20:23] Gunma-chan**
Bye-bye!
**[20:24] Aoma+Meemi**
Bye-bye!
**[20:25] Narrator**
* Curiously, not much time*
* had passed in the real world.*
**[20:30] Haniwa ABCD**
Hi, Gunma-chan!
**[20:31] Gunma-chan**
Hi, Haniwa-san.
**[20:33] Haniwa E**
Hello!
**[20:34] Gunma-chan**
Hi, Haniwa E-san.
**[20:35] Haniwa E**
Wow!
**[20:38] Akio**
Alright. See ya, Gunma-chan!
**[20:40] Gunma-chan**
Okay, bye!
**[20:41] Gunma-chan**
I'm home!
**[20:42] Mom**
Welcome home!
**[20:44] Mom**
What were you guys up to today?
**[20:47] Gunma-chan**
An adventure, I guess.
**[20:48] Mom**
Adventure? A bit dramatic.
**[20:50] Gunma-chan**
But it's true...
**[20:52] Yuumi**
It's not fair, you always go without me!
**[20:55] Dad**
Gunma-chan, let's remember
to take Yuumi on your next adventure.
**[20:59] Gunma-chan**
Okay, I promise.
**[21:00] Yuumi**
Yay!
**[21:02] Gunma-chan**
Let's all go together next time!
**[21:05] Mom+Dad+Yuumi**
Yeah!
**[21:07] Gunma-chan**
Awesome!
**[21:09] Gunma-chan**
Good night.
**[21:11] Yuumi**
Good night.
**[21:12] Mom**
Good night.
**[21:14] Dad**
Good night.
**[21:17] Narrator**
*Okay, everyone.*
**[21:18] Narrator**
*That's the end of* Gunma-chan*.*
**[21:21] Narrator**
*See you again!*
**[21:23] Gunma-chan+Meemi+Aoma**
Gunma Power... 1000%!
**[22:59] Sign**
Farewell Messages
**[23:01] Haniwa A**
That was so much fun, Gunma-chan.
**[23:03] Haniwa B**
It sure was, Gunma-chan.
**[23:05] Haniwa C**
It really was fun, Gunma-chan.
**[23:08] Haniwa D**
It was fun, Gunma-chan.
**[23:10] Gunma-chan**
Sure was!
**[23:11] Haniwa E**
I had fun too, Gunma-chan!
**[23:13] Haniwa ABCD**
And you are?!
**[23:14] Gunma-chan**
It's Haniwa E-san.
**[23:15] Haniwa E**
I've finally moved up to supporting cast!
**[23:17] Gunma-chan**
But this is the end.
**[23:19] Haniwa ABCD**
What?!
**[23:20] Gunma-chan**
I hope I'll see you again!
**[23:22] Haniwa E**
I certainly hope so.
**[23:23] Haniwa ABCD**
We hope so, too!
**[23:25] Gunma-chan**
I really hope so too,
but who knows what'll happen.
**[23:28] Sign**
See you!
**[23:28] Sign**
See you!
**[23:28] Gunma-chan**
Bye-bye!
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:29] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong
**[23:31] Sign**
Gunma-chan Drawing Singalong.
**[24:07] Sign**
Hello, Gunma-chan!
**[24:10] Gunma-chan**
Hello!
**[24:12] Sign**
Onushi Chichi-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 57, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:12] Sign**
Aoi Tanuki-chan
**[24:12] Sign**
(Age: 30, Gunma Prefecture)
**[24:16] Gunma-chan**
Did you guys take the time to draw me?
**[24:18] Sign**
Vunvun-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 33, Miyagi Prefecture)
**[24:18] Sign**
Okie-chan
**[24:18] Sign**
(Age: 38, Tochigi Prefecture)
**[24:22] Gunma-chan**
Look at all those Gunma-chans!
**[24:23] Sign**
Okkii Shouma-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: °Heart°, Saitama Prefecture)
**[24:23] Sign**
Tanaka-chan
**[24:23] Sign**
(Age: 19, Tokyo Prefecture)
**[24:27] Gunma-chan**
Aww, shucks!