1 - Grandpa and Grandma and the Sports Festival Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Shouzou     Say, Grandma, is there anything you'd     want to do if you were young again? [00:05] Ine     Why are you asking that all of a sudden? [00:08] Shouzou     When we were young, we were so poor.     I couldn't even take you on a honeymoon. [00:14] Ine     It's all right, Grandpa. Just chatting     peacefully with you like this... [00:20] Ine     makes me happy. [00:24] Ine     Now that I think about it, the apple tree     we planted for our wedding is around here. [00:29] Shouzou     We planted it together     to celebrate our marriage. [00:32] Shouzou     It's been over 60 years since then. [00:35] Ine     It's that tree that broke     in that one typhoon, isn't it? [00:38] Shouzou     Now, let's see. Which one was it? [00:41] Shouzou     Oh, this is it. This one here. [00:43] Shouzou     This is the tree. [00:44] Shouzou     This apple tree snapped in half     and fell over in that typhoon. [00:49] Shouzou     I thought it was done for. The power     of nature really is amazing, isn't it? [00:55] Shouzou     What is it, Grandma? [00:58] Ine     Well, Grandpa, just look at that. [01:03] Shouzou     It's a golden apple! [01:10] Shouzou; internal     We've been poor, and so busy,     and the years just kept piling on. [01:15] Shouzou; internal     Through it all, Grandma was     kind enough to stick with me, [01:19] Shouzou; internal     even though there must have been     so many things she wanted to do. [01:23] Shouzou; internal     She must have wanted to wear     clothes she liked and go into town... [01:27] Shouzou; internal     I'm so sorry. [01:38] Shouzou     G-G-Grandma! [01:41] Shouzou     Ine, wake up! [01:43] Shouzou     This is huge! My body's gotten younger! [01:47] Ine     G-Grandpa? [01:59] Ine     G-Grandpa? [02:01] Shouzou     Let's go on our honeymoon, Grandma! SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma     Turn Young Again SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma Turn Young Again SIGN    Episode 1 SIGN    Grandpa and Grandma and the Sports Festival [03:38] Shouzou; Ine     "Grandpa and Grandma     and the Sports Festival"! [03:44] Mino     Grandpa, Grandma, are you here? [03:50] Mino     Oh, there you are! [03:52] Shouzou     Oh, Mino! [03:53] Ine     What brings you here so suddenly? [03:54] Shouzou     It's been a while, hasn't it? [03:56] Ine     Have you been well? [03:57] Shouzou     It's me! Grandpa Shouzou. [04:00] Ine     It's me! Grandma Ine. [04:12] Mino     No! No, you can't! [04:14] Mino     Grandpa, your hair suits you!     You can't cut it! [04:17] Shouzou     My bangs get in my way. [04:20] Shouzou     But if my granddaughter insists,     I guess I have no choice. [04:23] Shouzou     Grandma, our granddaughter's     never doted on me like this before. [04:28] Ine     Really? Is that so? [04:31] Mino     Say, Grandma? [04:32] Ine     What is it? [04:34] Mino     Can I have Grandpa? [04:36] Ine     No, you cannot. [04:38] Mino     Dad, Grandpa and Grandma got younger. [04:43] Yoshiaki     Huh? [04:44] Yoshiaki     What are you talking about, Mino? SIGN    Please do this sexy     male idol pose! [04:47] Mino     Please do this sexy male idol pose! [04:56] man 1     Shouzou and Ine-san     haven't been coming lately. [04:59] man 2     Ine-san's been suffering from poor health. [05:02] man 1     Well, at our age, I suppose it can't be helped. [05:05] man 2     That pair of lovebirds. Not seeing them     around the park anymore will be sad. [05:13] man 2     That's what I thought, but... [05:18] woman 1     Absolutely perfect! This is what     I've been wanting to see! [05:22] woman 2     Right? His form is just... [05:24] Shouzou     Is this all right? [05:27] man 1     That's the first time I've seen     my wife make a face like that. [05:31] man 2     That's what they call "having a fave." [05:34] man 2     Who'd have thought that Shouzou     and his wife would grow younger. [05:38] man 2     We can't expect much from the younger ladies. [05:41] man 2     With that face around,     there's no hope for us. [05:43] Ine     Koukichi-san. Matsunosuke-san. [05:48] Ine     Would you like some tea? [05:51] man 1     Ine-san, th-thank you! [05:54] man 1     I'm sorry, Ine-san! [05:56] Ine     It's all right. Let me wipe that off for you. [05:58] Ine     Honestly, you can be such a scatterbrain. [06:02] Ine     I'll bring a towel.     Wait just a moment, please. [06:05] man 1     I thought my heart was going to stop. SIGN    Peak Blood     Pressure 300 [06:08] man 2     Me too. SIGN    Shouzou SIGN    Shouzou SIGN    Shouzou SIGN    Shouzou [06:15] (Flashback) Shouzou     I'm not leaving this place. [06:18] (Flashback) Yoshiaki     Dad, you have to understand! [06:21] (Flashback) Yoshiaki     Living with me and your     granddaughter isn't so bad, is it? [06:24] (Flashback) Shouzou     Son, I won't budge on this,     not even for you. [06:27] (Flashback) Yoshiaki     Dad, you and Mom are physically     at your limits, aren't you? [06:31] (Flashback) Yoshiaki     I'm just worried about you. [06:32] (Flashback) Shouzou     This land is land that our ancestors     protected for hundreds of years! [06:38] (Flashback) Shouzou     I understand how you feel,     but I can't abandon it. [06:43] (Flashback) Ine     I'm sorry, Kaede-san. [06:46] (Flashback) Kaede     No, it's all right either way for me.     But, Mother, what do you want to do? [06:51] (Flashback) Ine     I don't mind either way. [06:54] (Flashback) Ine     If I can stay with Grandpa,     then anything is fine with me. SIGN    The next day. [07:01] Kaede     Mother, I brought the ingredients     you asked for the other day! [07:05] Kaede; internal     Mother really is amazing.     That's the difference of experience! [07:09] Kaede; internal     There's no one who can get     in the way of their love. [07:15] Shouzou     Oh, Kaede-san! [07:16] Shouzou     Welcome! If you're looking for Grandma,     she's at a meeting at the community center. [07:22] Shouzou     I'm sorry! I thought you already knew. [07:26] Kaede     No, I'm sorry for getting so flustered! [07:28] Kaede     I'll just borrow your restroom for a moment. [07:29] Shouzou     Of course. [07:32] Kaede; internal     Who would have thought     that father was so handsome? [07:35] Kaede; internal     Wh-Wh-What do I do?! [07:37] Kaede; internal     Calm down, Kaede. [07:38] Kaede; internal     Firstly, I have to make sure     to tell Yoshiaki-san about this. [07:44] woman 1     What's wrong, Ine-san? You look pale. [07:46] Ine     I just felt a sudden chill, that's all. SIGN    Intuition MAX SIGN    Both mother and daughter are male idol junkies [07:51] Mino     Yay! Yay! Yay! [07:59] Yoshiaki     No, I still can't believe it. Of all things... [08:03] Shouzou     No, I suppose not. [08:04] Yoshiaki     Mino, when you talked about playing at Dad     being your boyfriend, this is what you meant? [08:08] Mino     Well, I mean, Grandpa     is super kind, unlike you, Dad. [08:13] Mino     He got what I was playing at, and     I was so happy. I just sort of... [08:19] Yoshiaki     Kaede. [08:21] Yoshiaki     Why didn't you tell me right away? [08:23] Kaede     It's a difficult topic, so I wanted     to tell you face-to-face. [08:27] Kaede     That's why I'm telling you     like this now, right? [08:31] Mino     Grandpa Barrier! [08:33] Shouzou     Now, now, Mino. [08:35] Shouzou     You're clinging too much. [08:37] Kaede     Stop that, Mino! [08:38] Kaede     A granddaughter with her grandfather?     That isn't even allowed in fiction! [08:42] Ine     Kaede-san, what are you talking about? [08:45] Mino     Come on. This much is fine, isn't it? [08:47] Kaede     No, it isn't, Mino. Father is watching! [08:50] Shouzou     Grandma! I only have eyes for you, Grandma! [08:54] Ine     Grandpa, I need to speak with you later. [08:58] Yoshiaki     We'll go home for today. [09:00] Yoshiaki     I'll tell Takahiro and the others. [09:03] Shouzou     All right. Well, come again sometime. [09:05] Ine     Yoshiaki, work must be hard. [09:08] Yoshiaki     I'm fine. [09:10] Yoshiaki     You don't have to worry. [09:14] Ine     Once you become an adult,     no one praises you anymore. [09:19] younger Ine     You worked so hard. [09:27] Yoshiaki     I'll be back. [09:32] Mino     Grandma, pat my head too! [09:35] Ine     There, there. You're a good girl, too, Mino. [09:38] Yoshiaki     Hey! I said we're going home! [09:41] Shouzou     This place is full of beauties! SIGN    Grandpa, the only one     you need to be     looking at is me. SIGN    ...Sorry. [09:43] Ine     Grandpa, the only one you     need to be looking at is me. [09:47] Shouzou     Sorry. [09:47] Ine     Fume, fume! [09:48] Ine     Fume, fume! [09:49] Ine     Fume! [09:50] man 3     What do we do about this     year's sports festival? SIGN    50th SIGN    Inter-town Rivalry SIGN    Sports Festival [09:53] man 3     No one comes anymore. [09:55] man 4     After they merged the school in     Minamimachi with the one in Kitamachi, [09:58] man 4     no children live here anymore,     and the population keeps getting older. [10:01] man 5     And there's the fear of having     a heart attack at the Sports Festival. [10:05] man 6     Yes, and Kitamachi wins every year. [10:09] man 6     Maybe we should withdraw. SIGN    GLOOM [10:13] man 7     Hold it right there! [10:15] man 7     All right. You can go in. [10:19] Shouzou     What's all this? [10:21] Shouzou     What are you all gathered together for? [10:30] Shouzou     Huh? [10:31] Shouzou     Why are you all bowing? [10:33] Shouzou     What are you doing? And why? [10:36] man 7     Shouzou, will you enter     the Sports Festival for us? [10:39] man 7     Actually, just do it. [10:41] Shouzou     N-Now, just hang on! SIGN    Grandpa's     participation     confirmed. [10:43] Shouzou     You tricked me, didn't you? [10:45] man 7     Will you come to the     community center with me? SIGN    1     hour     earlier SIGN    Will you come     to the community     center with me? SIGN    Sure,     but,     um... [10:47] Shouzou     Sure, but, um... SIGN    Day of the     Inter-town     Sports Festival SIGN    Minamimachi     Neighborhood Association [10:55] Heisuke     I heard that Minamimachi might not be able     to participate because everyone's over 50. [11:03] Heisuke     And given what I see, Kitamachi's     overwhelming victory is a definite possibility. SIGN    Head of Kitamachi's     Neighborhood Council     Igarashi Heisuke SIGN    Kitamachi High School,     2nd Year Soccer Team's Ace     Igarashi Shouta [11:08] Shouta     You're not telling me to play seriously     against these old men and women, are you? SIGN    Kitamachi High School,     3rd Year Captain of the Baseball team     Igarashi Daiki [11:13] Daiki     If you ran for real, you'd lap them more than     once. So you'd better not. [11:19] Heisuke     Well, that's how things are.     My grandsons will compete with you. [11:23] Heisuke     We don't really think of it as much of a     contest, but let's all have some fun. SIGN    Head of Minamimachi's     Neighborhood Association     Sano SIGN    This year, we have our own secret weapon prepared. [11:32] Heisuke     What? Who? [11:35] Sano     None other than the Saitous. [11:38] Heisuke     What? [11:39] man 8     The Saitous? You meant Shouzou and Ine? [11:43] man 8     Sano-san, that's not a very good joke. [11:46] Shouzou     Oh! Kitamachi's Igarashi-san, isn't it? SIGN    RRRRUMBLE [11:53] Shouzou; Ine     Hello. We're the Saitous. [11:57] Igarashi     Are you Saitou-san's grandchildren? [11:59] Shouzou     No! I'm Saitou. SIGN    K.O.'d [12:02] men     K.O.'d SIGN    Minami vs Kita Tug of War SIGN    Kitamachi's Neighborhood Council SIGN    Minamimachi's Neighborhood Association [12:06] MC     Now, it's time for the     Minami vs Kita tug of war! [12:09] MC     Which side will win? [12:13] Daiki; internal     This is bad. We've got our strong gramps     and us on this side, and still... [12:20] MC     Minamimachi's hanging in there... [12:22] MC     but little by little they're     getting pulled across! [12:24] Shouzou; internal     At this rate, we're gonna lose! [12:28] Ine     Th-That's just too embarrassing! [12:32] Ine     I'll just cheer him on like normal. [12:35] woman     Ine, just once. Just one time. [12:39] woman     If you do this, we can win. [12:42] Ine     G-Grandpas! You can do it! [12:47] Ine     You can do it! [12:51] Daiki; Shouta     Huh? [13:03] MC     Minamimachi wins! [13:05] woman     The men of our district     are really simple-minded, you see? SIGN    Minamimachi Neighborhood Association [13:11] Ine     That was humiliating. [13:13] Ine     An old lady doing something like this? SIGN    So, Grandpa likes     things like this... [13:15] Ine     So, Grandpa likes things like this... [13:19] Heisuke     Go, Daiki! Shouta! [13:24] Daiki     We're gonna make up     for the tug of war, Shouta! [13:28] Shouta     You don't have to tell me!     That's already my plan! [13:31] MC     Now, that's Kitamachi's     Igarashi brothers for you! [13:34] MC     They're a little mismatched, but they cover     for it with brotherly love and athleticism! [13:34] Daiki; Shouta     One, two! One, two! [13:39] Heisuke     That's it! Run right to the end! [13:42] Heisuke     Those two are brothers who have been     playing sports together for over ten years! [13:47] Heisuke     They know each others' quirks     and rhythms better than anyone! [13:51] relay woman     Sorry. We're more than half a lap behind. [13:54] relay man     The anchor leg is yours! [13:57] Shouta     All right! Now we've made it this far... [13:59] Daiki     All that's left is winning! SIGN    THUD THUD THUD THUD [14:11] Daiki     Wh-Wh-What?! [14:14] MC     Minamimachi's anchors, the Saitous,     aren't using any counts for timing! [14:18] MC     The way they're running, you'd never     believe their legs are tied to each other! [14:22] Shouzou; internal     Well, we've been together     for nearly seventy years! [14:24] Shouzou; internal     Of course I know her stride and movements. [14:28] Ine; internal     Grandpa is adjusting his running     to match mine! I love this! [14:31] Ine; internal     I wish we could run like this forever! SIGN    WRECKED SIGN    Life is a     three-legged     race [14:42] MC     Incredible! SIGN    Minamimachi's Neighborhood Association [14:44] MC     Ine-san isn't even looking at the basket! [14:46] MC     The Saitous' contributions here are huge! [14:49] MC     Minamimachi wins by a landslide! SIGN    GLOOM SIGN    GLOOM [14:58] Shouta     We've been made to realize that the     world is a lot bigger than we thought. SIGN    GLOOM [15:03] Daiki     If a sports festival out in the     boonies turns out like this, [15:06] Daiki     then Koshien is just a pipe dream. [15:08] Heisuke; internal     Blast them! [15:11] Heisuke; internal     Making fools of my darling     grandsons like that! [15:14] Heisuke; internal     That rat Shouzou... [15:16] Heisuke; internal     He stole my Ine from me seventy years ago, and     now he's even stolen my grandsons' smiles! [15:21] Heisuke     Boys, don't be glum! [15:23] Heisuke     There's still next year! Next year! [15:25] Ine     Heisuke-san? [15:29] Ine     I'm sorry. We just couldn't help ourselves. [15:31] Heisuke     Oh, it's you, Ine. Are you sure     you shouldn't be with Shouzou? [15:36] Ine     No, I just can't handle things over there. [15:41] Ine     Grandpa is so popular,     his stomach is likely to explode. SIGN    Yay! Yay! SIGN    Hooray! Hooray! [15:46] Heisuke     That guy, huh? [15:49] Ine     I'd originally made this     for everyone to eat together. [15:53] Ine     Would you like some? [15:56] Ine     I see. It's already been three years     since Misako-san passed away. [16:01] Ine     Time flies. [16:02] Heisuke     She was a self-centered thing, leaving     behind our cute grandsons like this. [16:05] Heisuke     That's what she gets     for marrying a guy like me. [16:07] Ine     Your grandsons look like you     when you were young. [16:11] Ine     It makes me remember that time     when you confessed your feelings for me. [16:16] Heisuke     Hey! You didn't have to mention that, Ine! [16:20] Daisuke; internal     Oh. So that's why he's always     picking a fight with them. [16:24] Ine     Grandsons, don't sit there moping. [16:27] Ine     Become even better men by next year     and come back here. [16:32] Ine     Don't give up. [16:35] Daisuke     It's no wonder she's so strong.     She's completely beaten us. [16:37] Shouta     It's no wonder Grandpa couldn't win her over. [16:39] Heisuke     Wh-What did you say? SIGN    Long ago SIGN    A week     after the     sports festival [16:47] Shouta     Seriously. Why did he     send me to run this errand? [16:52] (Flashback) Heisuke     Shouta, go and take this     to the Saitou house. [16:55] (Flashback) Heisuke     It's thanks for the other day. [16:58] Mino     Coming! [17:00] Mino     Oh, it's Igarashi-kun. [17:02] Shouta     Huh? Saitou-san? [17:04] Shouta     Saitou-san, don't tell me... [17:07] Shouta     This is from my grandpa. [17:10] Mino     You went to the trouble of     bringing this all the way out here? [17:13] Mino     Thank you! [17:14] Mino     Why don't you come inside? [17:16] Mino     Grandma and my mom     are out shopping right now. [17:19] Shouta     Oh, then... Thanks for having me. [17:23] Shouta; internal     Momentum carried me in here     before I knew it... [17:26] Mino     All that happened at the Sports Festival? [17:30] Shouta     Saitou-san, you're in the same year as me,     but I didn't know that old couple were your... [17:34] Mino     Yeah. The world's a surprisingly     small place, isn't it? [17:37] Shouta; internal     She's super popular with both     the boys and girls in class. [17:40] Shouta; internal     I have trouble communicating,     but she's always cheerful with me. [17:43] Shouta; internal     She's like a born idol. [17:44] Shouta; internal     To think I'd end up alone like this     with someone everyone admires! [17:51] Shouta; internal     I'll get through this     by fiddling with my phone. [17:53] Mino     Hey, Igarashi-kun,     what game are you playing? [17:56] Shouta     Huh? Oh, um, it's popular among     the boys right now. [17:58] Mino     What? Really? What's it like? [18:00] Mino     This one? [18:03] Shouta     It's pretty fun. [18:06] Kaede     Mother, what should I do? [18:08] Kaede     Mino has a boyfriend... husband...     then grandchildren... [18:11] Ine     Kaede-san, calm down. [18:13] Ine     They're not married.     Those two aren't even dating. [18:16] Shouzou     I want great-grandchildren, though. [18:22] Shouzou     I see. So, that's why you came out here. [18:25] Shouzou     Thank you. [18:26] Shouta     Not at all. You took care of us     at the Sports Festival, after all. [18:30] Shouta; internal     Her grandpa is really friendly,     and he seems kind. [18:34] Shouta; internal     But... SIGN    RRRUMBLE [18:36] Shouta; internal     the pressure from these two is unbelievable! [18:38] Shouta; internal     It's like a parent-teacher meeting. [18:40] Shouzou     Mino, are you and Igarashi-kun     in the same class? [18:44] Mino     Yup, that's right. [18:46] Mino     Igarashi-kun is good at sports,     and he's smart, too! [18:49] Mino     He's the ace everyone     in the soccer team depends on! [18:52] Shouta     You're flattering me too much, Saitou-san. [18:54] Mino     Oh, it's all right, isn't it?     It's just the truth, after all. SIGN    WHISPER     WHISPER [18:56] Kaede     This could work, couldn't it?     Mother, what do you think? [19:00] Ine     Whether he's smart or athletic,     what matters most is what's on the inside! [19:05] Shouzou     Shouta-kun, was it? [19:07] Shouta     Y-Yes, sir. What is it? [19:09] Shouzou     Shouta-kun, is there a girl     or someone you— [19:16] Shouta     Is something wrong? [19:17] Ine     No, no! It's nothing. [19:20] Ine     There was a mosquito on Grandpa's face. [19:23] Shouta     Then, if you'll excuse me. [19:26] Mino     Come back any time to hang out! [19:29] Ine     "Saitou-san," he said. [19:31] Ine     It's adorable the way they have that     little bit of distance between them. [19:34] Kaede     It's that sense that they haven't     quite become friends yet, I suppose. [19:39] Mino     Aww... He left already. [19:43] Mino     I wanted to talk with him     alone a little more. [19:49] Mino     Grandpa, what's wrong? [19:51] Shouzou     N-Nothing. SIGN    Only Grandpa     knows this secret [19:53] Shouzou     Nothing at all! SIGN    Grandpa, send     me on another     errand. SIGN    Huh? Sure, if you want. [19:57] Shouta     Grandpa, send me on another errand. [19:59] Heisuke     Huh? Sure, if you want. [20:04] Mino     What? No way! [20:05] Mino     Grandma, you confessed your feelings first? [20:08] Ine     That's right. [20:09] Ine     We married for love,     which was rare back then. [20:12] Mino     Then, Grandpa, what did     you say when she did that? [20:15] Shouzou     I'd always yearned after Grandma,     so I told her I was overjoyed, [20:21] Shouzou     but the times just wouldn't allow it. [20:25] Shouzou     My old man, your great-grandpa, Mino, [20:28] Shouzou     he was a man of the old ways. [20:30] Shouzou     He intended for me to have an arranged     marriage with the daughter of his good friend. [20:35] Mino     That's awful. [20:36] Mino     You weren't free to have a relationship     with the person you loved? [20:39] Ine     That's right. [20:40] Ine     Back then, unlike now, the family a person     was born into influenced a lot of things. [20:45] Mino     So, Grandpa, what did you do? [20:47] Shouzou     I didn't really do anything. [20:49] Shouzou     I just ended up having     a huge fistfight with my old man. [20:53] Mino     What? [20:55] Shouzou     For a while, I thought about eloping, [21:00] Shouzou     but with your grandma's support,     we managed to overcome everything. [21:03] Shouzou     Grandma was so cool back then! [21:07] Mino     What, really? What was she like? [21:10] Ine     Grandpa, that's... [21:13] Shouzou     She called out the girl that your     great-grandpa introduced me to... [21:17] Shouzou     and said something like, "I will never let     you have my man." That's what I heard. [21:21] Mino     Wow! Grandma was so cool! [21:24] Ine     Well, she had someone she liked too, so she     was kind enough to withdraw gracefully. [21:30] Mino     Then, Grandma... [21:32] Mino     could you think of me as your     love rival and reenact that moment? [21:37] Ine     What? [21:39] Ine     I couldn't possibly do that now! [21:42] Mino     Please? Just the general feeling is fine! [21:44] Mino     Please? Please? [21:47] Ine; internal     Grandpa is looking at me     with such hope in his eyes! [21:51] Ine; internal     I have no choice.     This is for my granddaughter! [21:54] Ine; intrenal     I'll just brace myself and do it! SIGN    SQUISH [21:59] Ine     Mino, don't you dare lay     a finger on my man! [22:08] Mino     I love Grandpa, but I love you too, Grandma! [22:11] Ine     Grandpa, please make Mino stop. SIGN    Squeeze SIGN    Jealous [22:15] Shouzou; internal     I'm so glad I married Grandma. SIGN    Next time: "Grandpa and Grandma and Their Children." [23:50] Ine     What are you hiding? [23:53] Shouzou     I'm not hiding anything! [23:56] Shouzou     It's gotten chilly, hasn't it? [23:57] Ine     Oh, he's changed the subject.