Season 2 1 - Sister Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:47] IORI     Man, you gotta love the ocean. [00:50] NANAKA     Iori-kun! [00:53] NANAKA     You've got a letter. [00:55] NANAKA     It's from Shiori-chan. [00:57] IORI     Shiori? SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [02:30] SHIORI     Dear Brother, [02:32] SHIORI     How are you enjoying life     as the season changes? SIGN    Kitahara Ryokan [02:36] SHIORI     The lobelias and yellow lilies     have begun to bloom, [02:39] SHIORI     dying the mountains here in their summery hues. [02:42] SHIORI     Three months have passed since you left home. [02:46] SHIORI     I hope you're not causing any trouble for     Nanaka-neesama, Chisa-neesama, or Uncle. [02:52] SHIORI     I hope you're focusing on your studies. [02:55] SHIORI     I am truly worried, as are Father and Mother. [03:01] SHIORI     We would love for you to visit home, [03:03] SHIORI     but if that isn't possible, please let us     know how you are doing, at least. [03:08] SHIORI     I eagerly await your response. SIGN    Yours truly, [03:11] SHIORI     Yours truly, [03:13] SHIORI     P.S. I tried making a doll     using leftover kimono cloth. [03:18] SHIORI     I would be delighted if you kept it     with you as a symbol of myself. [03:23] NANAKA     Iori-kun. [03:24] NANAKA     Did you finish writing     your reply to Shiori-chan? [03:27] IORI     Nanaka-san. [03:29] IORI     I was thinking of not     sending a reply, actually. [03:33] NANAKA     Oh? Why is that? [03:34] IORI     You know what they say.     "No news is good news." [03:38] NANAKA     I can see that. [03:40] NANAKA     Want me to write about your life instead, then? [03:44] IORI     You'd do that? [03:46] NANAKA     Yep. [03:47] NANAKA     Chisa-chan and I got letters from her, too. [03:51] NANAKA     And I can understand her wanting     to know how her beloved family is doing. [03:56] IORI     Oh, so you'll tell her about my life. [04:00] IORI     Anything but that, please! [04:03] NANAKA     You say that, but it looks like     Chisa-chan's halfway through already. [04:07] IORI     Hold up! Timeout! [04:09] CHISA     What? [04:10] IORI     I'll give her that update in my letter! [04:13] IORI     You write about yourself, okay? [04:15] CHISA     I mean, sure, but Shiori-chan said... [04:18] CHISA     "Please let me know if     Nii-sama lies in his letter." [04:22] IORI     Tch. [04:23] CHISA     So let me know when you're done. I'll check it. [04:27] IORI     Okay, gotcha. [04:28] IORI     Damn, this is a problem. [04:31] IORI     Not only does Chisa live with me,     she's in the same club and the same major. [04:36] IORI     She knows everything     there is to know about my life. [04:39] IORI     I can't sneak any lies past her. [04:41] IORI     I gotta just try and write     whatever I can get away with. [04:46] IORI     Dear Shiori, [04:48] IORI     It's almost summer over here too. [04:54] IORI     From Iori. [04:56] CHISA     Where's the rest? [04:57] IORI     I don't have a single acceptable     thing to write about! [05:00] CHISA     I'll have to write about it after all. [05:02] IORI     No, it's fine! I just couldn't think of     an appropriate seasonal greeting, is all. [05:06] CHISA     Yeah? [05:08] NANAKA     Why not say you're     skipping the pleasantries, then? [05:11] IORI     Now there's an idea. [05:14] IORI     Skipping the pleasantries. [05:16] IORI     Skipping the body. [05:19] IORI     Skipping the closing. [05:20] IORI     Gimme one last chance! [05:23] NANAKA     Suggesting topics might make it easier. [05:26] CHISA     Fine. "Club Activities,"     "Academic Pursuits," and "Personal Life." [05:31] IORI     Okay, I'll write the truth,     and nothing but the truth. SIGN    Club Activities [05:37] IORI     Dear Shiori, [05:38] IORI     I've joined a diving club called Peek-a-Boo. [05:43] IORI     Its members are truly gentlemanly, [05:47] CROWD     Yeah, yeah, yeah! [05:49] IORI     No way... [05:50] IORI     and they showed me how to shed     my inhibitions and express myself. [05:52] IORI     He pulled out his thing! [05:53] IORI     Aw, yeah! SIGN    Academic Pursuits [05:58] IORI     I've been amazed at how different college     studies are from middle and high school. [06:04] IORI     Exams are very difficult, but everyone     puts a lot of effort into prepping for them. [06:10] (Flashback) YU     Kitahara! Cheating, huh? [06:12] (Flashback) KENTA     So how will we conceal it? [06:15] (Flashback) YU     In my pencil box. [06:16] [SONG] SIGN     Method 1:      Pencil Box [06:17] (Flashback) SHINICHIRO     Under my drink label. [06:19] [SONG] SIGN     Method 2: A Drink Label [06:20] (Flashback) KOHEI     Inside my towel. [06:21] [SONG] SIGN     Method 3:     A Towel [06:22] (Flashback) HAJIME     I'll put it in my arm! [06:23] [SONG] SIGN     In the Arm [06:24] (Flashback) IORI     We're not giving up!     We're all going to pass together! [06:28] (Flashback) ALL     Yeah! SIGN    Personal Life [06:32] IORI     As for my personal life, there's quite     literally nothing to write home about. [06:37] IORI     I stick to a daily routine... [06:39] (Flashback) IORI     Yikes! I'm a whole hour late again! [06:43] (Flashback) KOHEI     Can we get someone to answer roll call?! [06:45] IORI     I don't wear any dirty clothes... [06:48] (Flashback) AINA     Wear something for once! [06:50] IORI     My life is great,     if at times a little thrilling. SIGN    BREAK UP WITH CHISA KOTEGAWA, OR WE'LL KILL YOU [06:57] (Flashback) IORI     I'm telling you, it's not     what you think! Chisa and I— [07:00] (Flashback) SHINICHIRO     Okay, okay. [07:01] (Flashback) HAJIME     You can explain when we're in the woods. [07:03] (Flashback) KOHEI     That doesn't sound safe! [07:05] IORI     I'm getting by, so don't worry about me. [07:07] IORI     Tell Dad and Mom I said "hi", too. [07:11] SHIORI     I see. [07:13] SHIORI     Is that so, Nii-sama? [07:16] NANAKA     I'm impressed she sent a letter and     not an email, in this day and age. [07:22] IORI     Uh, there's a reason for that. [07:25] IORI     She's terrible with electronics. [07:28] NANAKA     Oh, what? [07:29] IORI     I don't know if she can use a rice cooker,     let alone a PC or a smartphone. [07:34] CHISA     Really? [07:35] NANAKA     Well, everyone has their     strengths and weaknesses. [07:38] IORI     I'm glad, because it allowed me     to get away with this. [07:41] CHISA     You sure wrote a bunch of bull. [07:44] IORI     Hey, I didn't write any lies, technically. [07:47] CHISA     But maybe you should learn your lesson. [07:49] IORI     Yeah, I'll take this chance... [07:53] IORI     to go join these guys now. [07:54] CROWD     Yeah! [07:57] IORI     All right! Cheers! [08:00] CHISA     Disgusting. [08:04] SHIORI     Good heavens. [08:07] SHIORI     My liar of a brother     needs a pair of watchful eyes. [08:11] SHIORI     Very watchful. [08:16] AINA     Hello. [08:19] CHISA     What brings you two here? [08:21] AINA     Huh? [08:21] KOHEI     Don't we have our meeting today? [08:23] IORI     Oh, come on. [08:24] CHISA     That's next week. [08:26] AIRA     Urk. [08:27] KOHEI     Really? No wonder nobody's here. [08:30] IORI     We mentioned this in our last meeting. [08:32] AINA     I completely forgot. [08:35] AINA     Where are Nanaka-san and the boss? [08:37] CHISA     Out on a work trip. [08:41] IORI     All right. [08:42] CHISA     Wanna get started? [08:43] KOHEI     Started with what? [08:46] CHISA     Making dinner. [08:51] IORI     Thanks. [08:56] KOHEI     What's wrong, Cakey? [08:59] AINA     Nothing. [09:00] CHISA     Let me taste it. [09:02] IORI     Here. [09:04] CHISA     Isn't this a bit spicy? [09:05] IORI     You think? [09:07] AINA     I'll go help. [09:11] AINA     I'll make the dessert. [09:13] IORI     Huh? I don't want any. [09:15] AINA     Just let me! [09:17] IORI     What's gotten into her? [09:19] KOHEI     Something happen? [09:21] IORI     Cakey chased me out of the kitchen. [09:22] KOHEI     Oh, yeah? [09:24] IORI     So what do you think? [09:25] KOHEI     About what? [09:26] AINA     Whoa! [09:27] CHISA     Aina?! [09:28] IORI     What are the chances we get anything edible? [09:31] KOHEI     About 60-40, I'd say. [09:33] ALL     Let's eat. [09:36] IORI     You settled for fruits, huh? [09:38] KOHEI     What were you originally trying to make? [09:41] AINA     Pudding. [09:42] CHISA     I'll teach you a simple recipe sometime. [09:45] AINA     By the way... [09:46] IORI     Hmm? [09:47] AINA     Do you two get left alone at home often? [09:50] CHISA     Every now and then. Like once a month. [09:53] AINA     And we can trust you? [09:55] CHISA     Trust us? [09:56] IORI     With what? [09:57] AINA     Uh, I mean... [10:00] AINA     How do we know you won't     get up to any funny business? [10:04] IORICHISA     Wha? [10:05] IORI     "Funny business"? Come on... [10:07] CHISA     What's wrong with you? [10:09] AINA     I mean, I remember you     complimenting Chisa's ass! [10:14] KOHEI     He sure did. [10:15] AINA     She does have a big, shapely ass and all... [10:19] CHISA     Aina?! [10:20] KOHEI     So what's the deal, really? [10:23] IORI     Well... [10:24] IORI     She does have a spectacular ass. [10:28] IORI     But I kinda just see her like a little sister. [10:30] AINA     O-Oh, really? [10:32] KOHEI     I see. [10:35] KOHEI     You mean you're totally     gonna make a move on her, then. [10:37] AINA     Hold up. [10:38] IORI     What do you think little sisters are for? [10:40] KOHEI     Don't make me spell it out.     That's embarrassing. [10:43] AINA     Wait, so you're thinking of     some unspeakable act?! [10:46] IORI     What's embarrassing is your dirty mind! [10:49] IORI     This is why everyone hates 2D otaku brain. [10:52] AINA     Seriously, what even goes on in his head? [10:55] CHISA     For real. [10:57] CHISA     Nobody in real life lusts     over their little sister, right? [11:05] IORIKOHEIAINA     Yep. Nobody at all. [11:09] CHISA     Why are you all looking away? [11:11] IORI     People without little sisters     romanticize them, [11:16] IORI     but they're really not all that, you know. [11:19] AINA     You have a little sister, Iori? [11:20] IORI     Hmm? Yeah... [11:23] KOHEI     Wait, Kitahara. [11:25] IORI     Huh? [11:25] KOHEI     Before you speak... [11:30] KOHEI     choose your words carefully. [11:34] IORI     I don't. [11:34] KOHEI     Look me in the eye. [11:37] CHISA     Her name's Shiori. She's cute. [11:40] KOHEI     One... [11:41] IORI     Hold on. What exactly are you counting? [11:43] AINA     How old is she? [11:44] CHISA     I think she's in her last year     of middle school now. [11:47] KOHEI     Two... [11:48] IORI     Stop that! You're really scaring me! [11:50] AINA     Are her and Iori close? [11:52] CHISA     I feel like she's still kinda     overly attached to him. [11:56] KOHEI     Thr-Thr-Scree! [11:58] IORI     Help! We may be witnessing     the birth of a demon! [12:02] CHISA     She sent us all letters recently. [12:05] AINA     Wow, letters instead of texts? That's lovely. [12:08] CHISA     Yeah. [12:09] IORI     She just couldn't figure out     how to use a phone. [12:12] AINA     Really? [12:14] IORI     She's awful with gadgets. [12:16] AINA     Are you sure she's not just     putting on an act for you? [12:19] CHISA     I sent her a reply, and she wrote back again. [12:23] CHISA     She even sent this. Said it's handmade. [12:27] AINA     Wow, cute. [12:28] CHISA     I was thinking of sending back     some photos from here as thanks. [12:32] IORI     Don't do that. [12:33] AINA     Why not? [12:34] IORI     If they find out how I'm living,     they'll stop sending me money. [12:37] AINA     If you know there's a problem, fix it. [12:40] IORI     If you insist on sending photos,     at least let me choose them. [12:43] CHISA     Okay, okay. [12:44] AINA     You awful brother. [12:47] IORI     Uh, the only acceptable photos     are the underwater ones. [12:51] AINA     Yeah, because you're always naked. [12:54] CHISA     You show more skin on land than at the ocean. [12:57] AINA     Early morning pics might be fun— [13:00] AINA     Chisa! Chisa! [13:02] CHISA     What? [13:03] AINA     Look. [13:03] CHISA     Urk. [13:05] IORI     What's up with that photo? [13:06] AINA     N-Nothing, really! [13:08] CHISA     Don't worry about it. [13:09] AINA     Their boobs are practically falling out. [13:12] CHISA     Figures. Onee-chan and     Azusa-san are both stacked. [13:16] IORI     I get it. [13:18] IORI     So it's a spicy pic     of Nanaka-san and Azusa-san? [13:22] AINA     Y-You can't see it, okay?! [13:24] CHISA     The digital version     needs to go away forever, too. [13:27] IORI     I'm not gonna ask you to show me. [13:31] AINA     You're not? [13:32] CHISA     That's cool. [13:36] IORI     Bathroom break. [13:37] AINA     Oh, okay. [13:40] IORI     I so wanna see! [13:46] IORI     But they're not gonna show me if I ask. [13:49] IORI     I gotta act like I'm not interested... [13:53] IORI     and grab it when I have the chance! [13:58] KOHEI     Little sis... Big bro... [13:59] AINA     Okay, bye. [14:00] CHISA     Bye. [14:01] AINA     Oh, right. [14:03] AINA     Be safe while you're alone with him, okay? [14:07] CHISA     I told you, nothing's gonna happen. [14:10] AINA     Just in case, okay? Bye. [14:15] IORI     Let's get back to choosing the photos. [14:18] CHISA     Yep. [14:19] IORI     Good. The nuisances are gone. [14:23] CHISA     Iori? [14:24] IORI     Hmm? [14:25] CHISA     Nothing. [14:26] CHISA     I must be hearing things. Aina's fault     for putting weird ideas in my head. [14:31] IORI     Nobody can stop me now. Soon... [14:36] IORI     Soon, that photo will be mine! [14:42] IORI     Let's see. [14:44] CHISA     Huh? [14:44] IORI     What's up? [14:45] CHISA     Nothing. [14:46] CHISA     Uh... [14:52] CHISA     Oops. [14:55] CHISA     Were you just about to try something? [14:57] IORI     Nope. Not at all. [14:59] (Flashback) IORI     She does have a spectacular ass. [15:02] CHISA     Surely not. [15:04] IORI     That should do it. [15:06] CHISA     Nothing but diving photos. [15:09] IORI     Can you blame me?     I'm butt naked in all the others. [15:13] IORI     Okay, Chisa. [15:15] CHISA     What? [15:16] IORI     Go ahead and take a shower first. [15:22] IORI     What? You don't wanna clean up? [15:25] CHISA     I will... but what about you? [15:27] IORI     There's a TV show I wanna catch. I'll go later. [15:31] CHISA     Gotcha. [15:35] IORI     All right... [15:37] IORI     The game is afoot! [15:56] IORI     Zoom! [15:58] CHISA     You perv! [16:00] IORI     You've got it all wrong! [16:02] IORI     I just wanted your clothes     after you took them off! [16:05] CHISA     That's even more depraved! [16:11] IORI     Welp. I wasn't expecting her to be wary of me. [16:15] IORI     What now? [16:19] IORI     Huh? Oh right, I was out. [16:23] IORI     I can't exactly use the fancy stuff     here without permission. [16:27] IORI     Is there anything I can use     as a shampoo replacement? SIGN    Foam-Foam Jet      Bath Cleaner      No More Mold [16:34] IORI     Might this work? SIGN    No damage to the bathtub [16:39] IORI     It might work! [16:39] [SONG] SIGN     Note: No, it won't!     Don't try this at home, kids! [16:42] IORI     My eyes! [16:44] CHISA     Iori?! [16:45] IORI     Urk... Chisa... [16:48] IORI     Just for tonight, can I use your shampoo? [16:52] CHISA     Y-Yeah, go ahead. [16:55] IORI     My bad, Chisa. I messed up. [16:57] CHISA     Your brain? [16:59] IORI     Not what I meant. [17:00] IORI     I don't know why, but she's     not as wary of me anymore. [17:04] IORI     I can do this. [17:07] IORI     Wait, she changed! [17:12] IORI     Time to give up. [17:14] IORI     Oh, look at the time. [17:17] IORI     Okay, I'm gonna head up to my room. [17:20] CHISA     Me too. [17:26] IORI     Hold on... [17:27] CHISA     Fire... SIGN    rawr SIGN    fire [17:28] IORI     How'd Chisa get rid of the photo? [17:31] IORI     No way she burned it. [17:33] IORI     Best she could do was scrunch     and toss it away, which means... [17:35] IORI     her trash can! There might still be hope! [17:51] CHISA     What do you want? [17:53] IORI     You were awake? [17:55] CHISA     I sure was. [17:56] IORI     Hear me out, Chisa! [17:58] IORI     I was acting out my perverted desires,     but you weren't the target of them! [18:01] CHISA     I know. [18:02] IORI     Huh? [18:03] CHISA     This is what you're after, right? [18:05] IORI     When did you figure it out? [18:07] CHISA     The bath incident. [18:09] CHISA     I realized there was no way     you wouldn't want to see it. [18:14] IORI     Damn, you saw right through me. [18:25] IORI     Since you're being so understanding, Chisa, [18:32] IORI     be a good girl and hand it over! [18:37] IORI     Try again! [18:40] CHISA     Huh? [18:42] CHISA     Wh-Whoa... [18:51] NANAKA     We're back! [18:53] NANAKA     Huh? [18:56] NANAKA     Chisa-chan? Are you still in bed? [19:01] NANAKA     Er... what is the meaning of this? [19:08] IORI     Ugh... [19:10] IORI     Huh? Chisa? [19:13] IORI     Oh, right. I snuck into her room last night. [19:16] IORI     I'm screwed if anybody sees this... [19:24] IORI     Welp, I'm dead. [19:32] NANAKA     Iori-kun. [19:34] IORI     Calm down, Nanaka-san. [19:38] IORI     I didn't do anything to Chisa. [19:41] IORI     This was just a series     of unfortunate incidents. [19:44] IORI     I swear to god, I didn't     do anything dirty to Chisa. [19:48] IORI     Nope, too scary! I'm out! [19:51] IORI     You have it all wrong! This was an accident! [19:56] NANAKA     It's okay, Iori-kun. I get it. [20:00] IORI     Oh, okay. [20:02] IORI     Sheesh, I had no reason to be afraid. [20:05] NANAKA     I knew it. [20:06] NANAKA     Your hair smells like Chisa-chan's shampoo. [20:09] IORI     What?! [20:10] NANAKA     You don't have to say a word.     I completely understand. [20:13] IORI     N-No... Nanaka... [20:18] CHISA     Huh? Iori and Onee-chan? [20:21] NANAKA     Good morning, Chisa-chan. [20:23] IORI     Nice timing, Chisa! [20:25] IORI     Tell her what happened last night for me! [20:28] CHISA     What's all this about? [20:30] IORI     My life is in your hands! [20:32] CHISA     Uh, last night? [20:35] CHISA     I went to bed, and Iori snuck into my room. [20:38] NANAKA     Oh? Is that so? [20:41] IORI     Stop, Chisa! [20:43] IORI     It's not what you think!     I was here for a reason! [20:47] NANAKA     And what was that reason?     You had something dirty in mind? [20:51] IORI     Of course not! Back me up, Chisa! [20:54] CHISA     Listen to yourself. [20:56] CHISA     You 100 percent had something dirty in mind. [21:00] IORI     It's hard to clear my name     because she's not exactly wrong! [21:05] NANAKA     Iori-kun. [21:06] NANAKA     Marry Chisa-chan. [21:13] IORI     Wha? [21:13] CHISA     Huh? [21:15] CHISA     Wait, what are you two talking about? [21:18] IORI     Are you not mad at me?     I was sure you were gonna rip me apart! [21:22] NANAKA     I am mad, obviously.     And the thought did cross my mind. [21:26] NANAKA     But, as dear as Chisa-chan is to me, [21:29] NANAKA     I know that you're a good kid too, Iori-kun. [21:31] IORI     Nanaka-san! [21:34] NANAKA     So I'll spare you the ripping apart     if you'll make her happy. [21:38] IORI     Thank you so much! [21:39] CHISA     Again, what the hell?! [21:42] IORI     Play along and let me handle this. [21:45] CHISA     Play along with what? This makes no sense. [21:47] IORI     Nanaka-san's just a little unhinged right now. [21:50] IORI     Once we get married, she should     calm down and hear us out. [21:54] CHISA     What the heck do you take my life for? [21:57] NANAKA     So, we're all good with Iori-kun     marrying into our family? [22:01] CHISA     Not one bi— [22:02] IORI     Absolutely. [22:03] SHIORI     What are you talking about, Nii-sama?! [22:10] IORI     Shiori? SIGN    Preview SIGN    "Brother" 2 - Brother Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:06] SHIORI     What are you talking about, Nii-sama?! [00:10] IORI     Shiori? [00:11] SHIORI     Why're you agreeing to get married?     I'll never stand for it! [00:17] SHIORI     Nanaka-neesama. [00:18] NANAKA     Yes? [00:18] SHIORI     Chisa-neesama isn't the kind of person     to leave a book lying on the floor, is she? [00:23] NANAKA     Well, no. [00:24] SHIORI     They're both still dressed, [00:27] SHIORI     and it doesn't make sense that they'd stay     in bed, unconcerned about your return. [00:31] SHIORI     So, it's clear that you're mistaken if you     think anything happened between them. [00:34] NANAKA     You make a good point. [00:36] SHIORI     Am I right? [00:37] CHISA     Y-Yeah... [00:38] IORI     You hit the nail on the head. [00:40] IORI     But how can you tell? It's like you     saw it all happen with your own eyes. [00:45] SHIORI     Simply elementary deduction, my dear brother. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [02:18] AINA     Oh, wow. [02:20] AZUSA     Iori's little sister, huh? [02:22] SHIORI     I'm Shiori Kitahara. Thank you     for looking out for my brother. [02:26] AINA     Likewise. [02:28] AZUSA     Nice to meetcha. [02:29] SHINJI     Very polite of you. [02:30] RYUJIRO     She's got a good head on her shoulders. [02:32] IORI     Anyway, why are you here? [02:35] SHIORI     To see how you're doing. [02:37] IORI     Was that letter I sent not enough? [02:40] SHIORI     I know what you wrote. [02:42] SHIORI     You said you had a clean lifestyle     and were focusing on your studies. [02:46] SHIORI     I'm here because I knew that     every last word of that was a lie. [02:49] IORI     You know perfectly well how much     I hate being irresponsible. [02:53] SHIORI     I see quite well the nonsense     you're trying to spout, [02:57] SHIORI     but it isn't very credible when you agreed     to marrying Chisa-neesama on a whim. [03:00] AINA     What's she mean, marrying on a whim?! [03:02] IORI     It's a long story. [03:05] RYUJIRO     Then you're here out of concern     for Iori's lifestyle? [03:07] SHIORI     Indeed, and also... [03:09] SHIORI     I figured some gratitude might be in order. [03:11] NANAKA     Oh, you shouldn't have! [03:12] SHINJI     She knows her manners. [03:14] RYUJIRO     Is she really your sister? [03:16] IORI     Rude! [03:17] IORI     Don't you see we're two peas in a pod?! [03:20] SHINJI     Yeah, you've got the same number of eyes. [03:23] RYUJIRO     Identical finger count, too. [03:25] IORI     That's the best you can do?! [03:27] SHIORI     Oh, I brought you something as well, Nii-sama. [03:29] IORI     What, food? [03:30] SHIORI     No, it's something you forgot back home. [03:33] SHIORI     Isn't this important to you? [03:33] [SONG] SIGN     To me, someday in the future      Iori's Compositions     (Middle School Days) [03:35] IORI     Don't you dare! [03:37] SHIORI     I'm glad I brought it.     You quite literally jumped for joy! [03:40] IORI     How the hell did you even find this?! [03:42] SHIORI     I spotted it when I broke open     the locked drawer on your desk. [03:46] IORI     You totally did that on purpose! [03:49] IORI     Tell me you didn’t read it. [03:51] SHIORI     I did, but I don't really     understand sheet music, so... [03:54] IORI     Phew. [03:55] SHIORI     ...our family deciphered it together. [03:57] SHIORI     I also brought the recordings     of Father singing your songs. [04:00] IORI     What in the blue hell were you thinking?! SIGN    Smash [04:05] NANAKA     Oh yeah, how are your parents doing? [04:08] SHIORI     They're both in the pink of health. [04:10] SHIORI     They asked you to come visit sometime. [04:13] SHIORI     Why don't you all join us, too? [04:15] SHIORI     Our family runs a traditional ryokan. SIGN    Kitahara Ryokan [04:17] AINA     Whoa, that's cool. [04:19] AZUSA     I'd love to check it out. [04:21] SHINJI     Which means... [04:22] RYUJIRO     Are you gonna take over     the ryokan someday, Iori? [04:24] IORI     Nah, my dad said he wasn't     gonna pass it down to an idiot. [04:28] SHINJI     Makes sense. [04:30] RYUJIRO     A wise decision. [04:31] IORI     I don't really plan on taking over, either. [04:33] AZUSA     Yeah? [04:34] SHINJI     Idiots aren't suited to running     a business, after all. [04:37] RYUJIRO     Guess you know your own limitations. [04:39] IORI     Can we stop assuming that     it's because I'm an idiot? [04:43] IORI     I meant I don't want to. [04:45] SHIORI     Please don't say that, Nii-sama! [04:48] SHIORI     You can get smarter with hard work! [04:50] IORI     Again, don't assume!     Makes an ass outta you and me! [04:53] IORI     Anyway, you're done here, right? [04:55] IORI     I'll take you to the station! [04:56] CHISA     Isn't she gonna stay? [04:58] NANAKA     She came all the way, you know. [05:00] IORI     She has high school entrance      exams this year! [05:02] AINA     A day or two isn't gonna kill her. [05:04] CHISA     Is your prep not going well? [05:05] SHIORI     I'd say I'm ahead of schedule. [05:07] IORI     You're being complacent! [05:09] IORI     You can't skip a single day of studies! [05:11] SHINJI     Look who's talking. [05:13] RYUJIRO     That statement has negative     credibility coming from you. [05:16] IORI     Okay, time to go home! Right this instant! [05:19] SHIORI     Nii-sama... [05:21] SHIORI     Are you that unhappy to see me? [05:24] IORI     Shiori... [05:26] IORI     I'm so unhappy, I could die! [05:27] SHINJI     He went and said it! [05:28] RYUJIRO     Where's the brotherly love?! [05:31] SHIORI     Is that so... [05:33] CHISA     Hey, Iori! [05:34] AINA     How could you! [05:35] IORI     Ugh, have I no allies here? [05:38] AZUSA     Well, I see where Iori's coming from. [05:41] IORI     You feel me, Azusa-san? [05:43] AZUSA     Totally. [05:44] AZUSA     What's little sister times cute     times middle-school girl plus Kohei? [05:45] [SONG] SIGN     Little Sister x Cute x Middle-School Girl + Kohei = ? [05:49] SHINJI     A dead Iori. [05:51] IORI     Hurry, Shiori, before he appears! [05:55] KOHEI     Greetings, Kitahara. [05:58] IORI     Ow, ow, ow! [05:59] KOHEI     So, is that your little sister? [06:01] IORI     No... [06:02] SHIORI     I'm Shiori, his little sister. [06:04] IORI     Get a clue, girl! [06:07] KOHEI     Is that so? [06:10] IORI     K-Kohei? [06:12] KOHEI     The head can be fed to a stray dog... [06:14] IORI     Stop, Kohei! Calm down! [06:15] KOHEI     Quiet, you devil! Do you wish to     hoard all the world's treasure?! [06:19] KOHEI     I'm not entirely heartless, however. [06:21] IORI     What? [06:22] KOHEI     I'll spare you if my demands are met. [06:26] KOHEI     I, uh... [06:29] KOHEI     I want her to call me "Kohei-oniichan." [06:32] IORI     Bruh. How creepy can you get? [06:34] KOHEI     Then perish! [06:36] IORI     Wait! I didn't say I refuse! [06:38] IORI     Shiori, do as he says. [06:41] SHIORI     Huh? [06:42] IORI     Please! My life's riding on you! [06:45] SHIORI     E-Er... [06:48] SHIORI     I can't do it. It's too embarrassing. [06:51] KOHEI     Too bad, Kitahara! [06:52] IORI     Do you wanna see your brother die, Shiori?! [06:55] SHIORI     Instead... [06:57] SHIORI     Can we do "Kohei-niisama"? [07:03] IORI     Huh? [07:03] KOHEI     Kitahara... [07:05] IORI     What? [07:07] KOHEI     This is all I have. [07:08] IORI     What's with the cash, dude?! [07:10] KOHEI     I'd set it aside to spend on Lalako-tan. [07:13] IORI     I wasn't asking where it came from! [07:15] SHIORI     Lalako-tan? [07:16] AINA     Kohei's favorite anime. [07:19] SHIORI     Oh, Magic Girl Lalako? [07:22] AINA     You know of it? [07:23] SHIORI     In passing, yes. [07:25] SHIORI     I like Magic Girl Lalako, too. [07:32] KOHEI     Kitahara... [07:33] IORI     What now? [07:34] KOHEI     I don't have any more, I swear. [07:36] IORI     But what's the cash for, dude?! [07:38] IORI     You get it now, Shiori? You're in danger here! [07:41] SHIORI     I understand. [07:43] SHIORI     Then I'll make sure to stay close     to you at all times. [07:46] IORI     But that spells danger for me! [07:48] IORI     Just beat it! [07:50] SHIORI     Not happening! [07:50] IORI     Scram! [07:51] SHIORI     Nope! [07:52] IORI     I said, "get lost!" [07:52] SHINJI     Come on, don't fight. [07:52] SHIORI     No! [07:54] RYUJIRO     Like we always say,     you gotta settle things with a game. [07:57] IORI     Very well. [07:58] [SONG] SIGN     Team Shiori [08:00] [SONG] SIGN     Team Iori [08:02] SHINJI     Okay, team battle. [08:04] AZUSA     We'll be the judges. [08:06] IORI     What's with the numbers advantage? [08:08] IORI     Work with me here. [08:09] KOHEI     Not on your life. [08:10] IORI     Oh, really? If that's how you wanna play it... [08:12] IORI     I'll tell Shiori all sorts of     nasty things about you. [08:15] KOHEI     Wha? You scumbag! [08:27] KOHEI     Now... I won't be forced to choose... [08:31] SHINJI     He chose death instead. [08:33] RYUJIRO     Went out on his sword like a samurai. [08:35] AZUSA     But... [08:36] AZUSA     Iori's still telling her     nasty things about him. [08:39] IORI     Bugs are actually his staple diet. [08:41] SHIORI     What... [08:42] KOHEI     He's literally the devil. [08:43] IORI     Okay, so we're competing in... SIGN    Hanky Drop Paper Sumo Look the Other Way [08:46] AINA     Hanky drop? [08:47] AZUSA     That takes me back. [08:50] SHINJI     Whose suggestion was it? [08:51] SHIORI     Mine. [08:52] CHISA     Let's set up. [08:53] AINA     I'll get the chairs. [08:53] IORI     That's your idea? You're such a child. [09:08] SHIORI     Nii-sama... this is my special     version of "hanky drop." [09:14] CHISA     Huh? [09:15] AINA     Iori? [09:16] SHIORI     He said he was sleepy, all of a sudden. [09:18] AINA     He must've been really relieved     to see his sister again. [09:22] SHINJIRYUJIRO     Hup we go. [09:24] CHISA     I'll show you to your room. [09:24] SHINJIRYUJIRO     One, two! One, two! [09:25] SHIORI     Thank you. [09:26] AINA     Let me help. [09:29] AZUSA     You know what? [09:30] NANAKA     What? [09:31] AZUSA     Shiori-chan and you might have a lot in common. [09:34] NANAKA     You think? [09:35] AZUSA     I mean, you love Chii-chan to death too. [09:39] NANAKA     I don't know. She may seem like     she loves her brother, [09:43] NANAKA     but I feel like that's not all there is to it. [09:50] SHIORI     I'll never let you run away from home, [09:55] SHIORI     you shitty excuse for a brother. [09:59] SHIORI     My name is Shiori Kitahara. [10:01] SHIORI     I'm a third-year in middle school,     an Aries, and my blood type is AB. [10:04] SHIORI     My family runs an old, traditional ryokan. [10:08] SHIORI     Now, allow me to reveal one of my secrets. [10:11] SHIORI     To be perfectly honest, [10:13] SHIORI     I'm not particularly fond of my brother. [10:19] IORI     My eyes... [10:20] SHIORI     Rise and shine, Nii-sama. It's morning. [10:23] SHIORI     Then why am I acting like     a doting wife, you may ask. SIGN    Kitahara Ryokan [10:28] SHIORI     It's simply because I want him     to take over the ryokan. [10:31] SHIORI     I'll even play a brother-obsessed     girl to make it happen. [10:36] SHIORI     Good morning. [10:37] UNCLE     Morning. You're up early today. [10:40] IORI     Shiori forced me up. [10:43] SHIORI     Listen to yourself.     Ryokan work starts even earlier. [10:48] IORI     That's none of my concern, though. [10:51] SHIORI     What? You think you can get a job elsewhere? [10:55] SHIORI     I still believe that you'll     come home to us one day. [10:59] NANAKA     Attaboy, Iori-kun. You got dressed. [11:03] IORI     I've realized that a man needs     his clothes every other day. [11:07] NANAKA     Give me a bit.     I'll have breakfast ready right away. [11:10] SHIORI     May I help, Nanaka-neesama? [11:13] NANAKA     Sure. Let's cook together. [11:18] SHIORI     Time to commence the operation. [11:21] ALL     Let's eat. [11:23] NANAKA     Shiori-chan made most of it herself. [11:26] SHIORI     I hope you like it. [11:28] CHISA     This is great. [11:29] NANAKA     You're a good cook, huh? [11:32] SHIORI     I wouldn't say that. [11:33] SHIORI     The miso I brought from home,     the usual sweet egg rolls, [11:38] SHIORI     and my best work, the pickles. [11:41] SHIORI     Now, Nii-sama, let the homesickness     overtake over you. [11:45] UNCLE     I bet you miss home cooking     when it's this good. [11:48] IORI     My mom's cooking, huh... [11:52] IORI     I forgot how it tastes. [11:53] UNCLE     Hey now... [11:54] CHISA     The memory of a goldfish. [11:56] SHIORI     What am I to do with this moron? [11:58] SHIORI     Fine. I'll take the brother     obsession to new highs [12:02] SHIORI     and make things awkward for him here. [12:06] IORI     Shoot! [12:07] SHIORI     Are you okay, Nii-sama? [12:09] IORI     Damn... [12:10] UNCLE     You should change. [12:12] NANAKA     Wanna take a bath? [12:14] IORI     I did skip taking one last night. [12:16] SHIORI     That's perfect, then! [12:18] SHIORI     I'll wash your back for you. [12:21] NANAKA     My, sounds good. [12:26] SHIORI     "Sounds good"? [12:28] SHIORI     You're okay with that?     Isn't it supposed to weird you out? [12:30] SHIORI     I hope at least one of them     is creeped out by this! [12:33] IORI     Yikes! [12:34] SHIORI     Not you! You don't matter! [12:36] NANAKA     Now I want to take a bath     with Chisa-chan too. It's been ages. [12:40] CHISA     Nope. We'll get cramped in there. [12:42] SHIORI     I'm trying to weird those two out here! [12:45] IORI     Shiori, let me warn you. [12:47] SHIORI     Wh-What? [12:49] IORI     Be careful not to poke Nanaka-san. [12:51] SHIORI     What does that even mean? [12:53] NANAKA     All right. [12:54] NANAKA     I'll go get the bath ready. [12:56] IORI     Are we really doing this? [12:59] SHIORI     As long as you don't mind, of course. [13:02] KOHEI     Not on my watch! [13:02] IORI     Gah! Where'd he pop out from?! [13:04] KOHEI     That was a close call, but it's all right now. [13:07] SHIORI     U-Uh, pardon? [13:09] KOHEI     You need to value yourself more. [13:12] SHIORI     You are... Imamura-senpai? [13:15] KOHEI     That's not it, Shiori-chan. [13:17] SHIORI     I'm so sorry. How could I get your name wrong? [13:19] KOHEI     Right name, wrong usage, is all. [13:22] KOHEI     There was a more appropriate one, remember? [13:25] SHIORI     Er... [13:27] SHIORI     Bug Eater Imamura-senpai! [13:29] KOHEI     What the hell did you tell her?! [13:32] NANAKA     Okay, let's get prepping. [13:35] SHIORI     Are you doing something today? [13:38] CHISA     Yep. [13:39] CHISA     The rest of Iori's license course. [13:40] [SONG] SIGN     Used tanks [13:45] IORI     What? [13:46] SHIORI     You're really getting in the water? [13:49] IORI     Duh, we're a diving club. [13:51] SHIORI     I figured that was just an excuse     for your drinking group. [13:54] IORI     That's not... true? [13:57] SHINJI     Iori! [13:57] RYUJIRO     You gotta respond louder! [14:00] AZUSA     Can you swim, Shiori-chan? [14:02] SHIORI     A bit, yes. [14:04] AINA     Iori can't, though. [14:06] IORI     Lay off! [14:07] [SONG] SIGN     Lalako [14:07] KOHEI     Maybe you really aren't siblings. [14:10] IORI     Oh, shut up. [14:11] SHIORI     Nii-sama is definitely my dear brother. [14:14] KOHEI     Hmph! Then why don't you answer     these questions about Shiori-chan? [14:18] AINA     You just want information, don't you? [14:20] KOHEI     Question 1: What's her favorite food? [14:23] IORI     Japanese sweets, probably. [14:26] KOHEI     Question 2: What does she have trouble with? [14:28] IORI     All manner of electronics. [14:31] KOHEI     Question 3: What does she like to wear? [14:33] IORI     Kimonos, obviously. [14:34] AINA     Is he right? [14:36] SHIORI     That's my Nii-sama. [14:38] SHIORI     He didn't get a single one right. [14:40] SHIORI     My favorite food is donuts,     I'm a wizard with gadgets, [14:44] SHIORI     and I only wear kimonos     to make our parents happy. [14:47] SHIORI     I'm touched by how well you know me. [14:49] IORI     Glad to hear it. [14:51] NANAKA     By the way, how about     you join us if you're free? [14:54] SHIORI     Join you... in diving? [14:57] NANAKA     Why not, right? [14:58] CHISA     It feels great, and it's lots of fun. [15:01] SHIORI     Approving of diving would just give     Nii-sama an excuse to stay here. [15:05] SHIORI     Uhm, I'm sorry, but I must refuse. [15:09] SHIORI     I don't have my swimsuit. [15:12] NANAKA     You can use my spare! [15:14] CHISA     Mine too. [15:15] SHIORI     I appreciate the offer, but... [15:17] IORI     Oh, right. [15:20] IORI     Wrong size, huh? [15:24] SHIORI     What in heaven's name is wrong with this guy? [15:27] AINA     Hey, Iori! [15:28] CHISA     What are you doing?! [15:29] IORI     Huh? Was that a problem? [15:30] SHIORI     Shoot. I need to keep up     my brother-obsessed act. [15:35] SHIORI     Sh-Sheesh, Nii-sama. [15:37] SHIORI     I'll kill you dead. [15:39] SHIORI     I let my mask slip! [15:41] SHIORI     But he's right. Your swimsuits     are a bit too big for me. [15:46] NANAKA     Yeah? [15:47] AZUSA     Please, Nanaka's are more like way too big. [15:52] AINA     Mine will probably fit you... [15:57] AZUSA     It's okay. You still got time. [16:00] AINA     Stop lying to make me feel better! [16:02] SHIORI     I'll watch Nii-sama do his thing from up here. [16:05] IORI     Really? [16:07] IORI     If you say so, I guess. [16:09] KOHEI     Hold it! [16:10] KOHEI     Gift from me! SIGN    Little Sis [16:16] IORI     Whoa! A wild policeman appeared! [16:20] KOHEI     Don't call the cops, Kitahara! SIGN    Little Sis [16:23] KOHEI     Relax. You've got the wrong idea. [16:27] KOHEI     It's brand-new and unused. [16:28] IORI     I'd be downright horrified if it was used. [16:31] SHIORI     Please don't worry about me. [16:33] SHIORI     I'm happy just getting to see Nii-sama dive. [16:47] UNCLE     Do you dislike the ocean, Shiori-chan? [16:49] SHIORI     Huh? [16:51] SHIORI     I tend to stay out,     but I can certainly see its appeal. [16:58] UNCLE     A clever answer. You try     not to hurt anyone's feelings. [17:00] SHIORI     I-It isn't like that. [17:02] UNCLE     But that's exactly why I want you,     more than anyone else, to try out diving. [17:06] SHIORI     What do you mean? [17:08] UNCLE     Clever people like you need a chance to     empty your mind in the midst of Mother Nature. [17:15] UNCLE     I guess you could try it out if you think     what they're doing looks like fun. [17:19] SHIORI     Diving? [17:21] SHIORI     I care more about bringing Nii-sama back home. [17:24] SHIORI     I wouldn't think it looks like fun, anyway... [17:39] SHIORI     I'd like to try, too. [17:43] CHISA     Come dive with me, then. [17:45] SHIORI     Oh, no. I want to go with Nii-sama. [17:48] IORI     But I'm in the middle of my test. [17:51] CHISA     I'll make sure we're near Iori, okay? [17:54] SHIORI     I understand. [17:56] SHIORI     I assure you, this isn't because     I thought it looked like fun. [18:00] SHIORI     That's not why, okay? [18:01] CHISA     I'll handle our buoyancy, so don't worry. [18:04] SHIORI     Okay. [18:13] SHIORI     Oh, so this is what it looks like underwater. [18:17] SHIORI     The water isn't all that clear.     It must be because it rained recently. [18:29] SHIORI     But... [18:30] SHIORI     I'm with people, but I can't hear their voices. [18:35] SHIORI     I don't have to watch what I say... [18:38] SHIORI     He may be right. Maybe I do need this time. [18:44] SHINJI     Here's to welcoming Shiori-chan     and to celebrate Iori getting his license! [18:49] ALL     Cheers! [18:51] RYUJIRO     Now you're an open water diver for real! [18:55] IORI     I could've done this easy     if I hadn't caught a cold last time. [18:57] KOHEI     I saw you mess up adjusting     your neutral buoyancy, though. [19:00] CHISA     What'd you think, Shiori-chan? [19:02] SHIORI     Um, it felt like swimming inside of miso soup. [19:06] AZUSA     With all that seaweed floating around, yeah. [19:08] NANAKA     It did rain recently. [19:10] CHISA     It's normally a lot prettier. [19:12] SHIORI     But it was a very valuable experience. [19:15] IORI     That's so great to hear. [19:20] SHIORI     That oolong tea is flammable. [19:22] SHIORI     And he's half taken off     his pants without thinking. [19:25] SHIORI     I really should make sure     he comes home at once. [19:27] SHIORI     I'll search for his report card later     and snitch on him to our parents. [19:38] SHIORI     Good grief, Nii-sama. [19:42] IORI     What are you doing? [19:45] SHIORI     I came to change and saw     this mess. I had to clean it up. [19:49] IORI     Huh? The closet finally gave in? [19:52] SHIORI     What brings you here, though? [19:54] IORI     I was looking for you.     Something was bothering me. [19:58] SHIORI     Did he realize? Surely not. [20:01] IORI     Tell the truth. [20:03] IORI     There was somewhere else     you wanted to go today, right? [20:06] SHIORI     Sorry? [20:07] SHIORI     Oh, no, not at all. [20:09] IORI     If you say so. [20:11] SHIORI     That's my brother. Thick as a rock. [20:14] SHIORI     You worry too much, Nii-sama. [20:17] [SONG] SIGN     Big Booty Babe     Mio Musashino [20:17] IORI     Yeah? [20:18] [SONG] SIGN     The Secretary's Secret     Ayano Hoshino [20:20] SHIORI     I'm not a child. [20:22] IORI     But, hey, you can never     bring yourself to say these things. [20:25] SHIORI     That's not true. [20:27] IORI     I don't think you've told our parents you     don't wanna take over the ryokan, either. [20:33] IORI     What's up? [20:34] SHIORI     What was that about me     not wanting to take over the ryokan? [20:38] IORI     Now look here. [20:39] IORI     I dunno what kind of fool you take     me for, but I can tell that much. [20:45] IORI     I may not know all about your     favorite foods, clothes, or whatever, [20:49] IORI     but I'm still your big bro, you know? [21:02] (Flashback) SHIORI     How did you know where I was? [21:05] (Flashback) IORI     That's easy. [21:07] (Flashback) IORI     I'm your big bro, you know? [21:11] SHIORI     O... Onii-chan. [21:14] SHIORI     Then you take over instead. [21:17] IORI     I humbly refuse. [21:18] SHIORI     Huh? [21:22] SHIORI     Hmph. [21:23] IORI     Say your goodbyes, Shiori. [21:26] AZUSA     See ya. [21:27] SHINJI     Next time, join us when the water's clear. [21:31] IORI     What's up? [21:32] SHIORI     Fine, I'll go home,     but I want you to come with me. [21:36] IORI     I know you'll just lock me up there. [21:40] IORI     I'll come visit sometime.     Be a good girl and go home. [21:45] AZUSA     Dunno, she really does seem the same as Nanaka. [21:49] SHINJI     What do you mean? [21:50] AZUSA     She came to see her big bro all by herself, [21:53] AZUSA     copied what he does, worried about     the environment he was in... [21:57] AZUSA     She's totally obsessed with her brother. [22:03] SHIORI     My name is Shiori Kitahara. [22:06] SHIORI     I'm not particularly fond of my brother. [22:09] SHIORI     But I don't particularly dislike him, either. SIGN    Preview SIGN    "Image Game" 3 - Association Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:14] SHIORI     Goodbye, Kohei-niisama... [00:16] SHIORI     Nii-sama... Onii-chan! [00:21] SHIORI     Our family runs a ryokan. [00:23] SHIORI     Nii-sama's girlfriend? [00:25] SHIORI     Then please take over the ryokan and... [00:28] AINA     Ryokan... girlfriend... [00:31] AINA     Proprietress... [00:31] AZUSA     Back inside, you two. [00:36] AZUSA     Man, she was so cute. [00:38] SHINJI     Still can't believe she's related to Iori. [00:41] RYUJIRO     Why'd she show up out of the blue, though? [00:43] AZUSA     She mentioned that yesterday. [00:45] AZUSA     She rushed here 'cause she got the feeling     Chi-chan and Iori were gonna get married. [00:49] AZUSA     Must've been family telepathy or something. [00:52] RYUJIRO     Created by a strong sibling connection, eh? [00:57] AINA     What're you doing? [00:58] KOHEI     I'm Shiori-chan's dear Nii-sama. [01:01] KOHEI     Which means... [01:02] KOHEI     I should be able to connect with her too! [01:09] IORI     I could kill for some booze. [01:11] KOHEI     Not you! [01:13] AINA     Ryokan... girlfriend... heir... [01:17] AINA     If Iori and I hit on all the ifs,     buts, and maybes, [01:22] AINA     we'd take over the ryokan, and I... [01:25] AINA     I'd be the proprietress. [01:28] AINA     Not me?! [01:31] RYUJIRO     Why would she be worried about     Chisa-chan and Iori, though? [01:35] SHINJI     I know they live together and all, but... [01:38] AZUSA     She's quite the worrywart. [01:41] UNCLE     Yeah, right? [01:43] UNCLE     Sure, they're not blood-related     and all, but surely not. [01:49] ALL     What? SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [03:23] NANAKA     All right. [03:24] NANAKA     I need to go take care of some stuff.     You two go ahead. [03:26] CHISA     Okay. [03:27] IORI     Got it. [03:28] IORI     At last, the evil is defeated. [03:31] CHISA     She's your precious little sister. [03:33] IORI     Hey, you know I can't get     naked drunk with her around. [03:36] CHISA     You shouldn't with anyone around. [03:39] IORI     Yeah? [03:41] IORI     I kinda assumed you were a nudity ally. [03:43] CHISA     I've just given up fighting it! [03:46] CHISA     And Aina yells at you guys for both of us now. [03:48] IORI     Cakey, huh? [03:50] IORI     She should give it a shot     before complaining about it. [03:54] CHISA     Listen to yourself. [03:55] CHISA     Aina gets shy even wearing a swimsuit. [03:57] CHISA     She would never— [04:09] AINA     Azusa-san, you're still in yer undies?     Take 'em off already! [04:13] AZUSA     Them's fighting words, Aina!     That means we gotta duel! [04:18] IORI     Huh? What's up? [04:19] CHISA     This feels so wrong. [04:22] IORI     What're you even talking about? [04:24] AINA     Yeah! [04:28] IORI     It beggars belief! [04:30] AINA     Right? What the heck happened     while we were out? [04:34] IORI     Your guess is as good as mine. Anyway,     we should go get some coffee or something. [04:38] CHISA     You mean to kill time? [04:40] IORI     Cakey in that state is nothing but bad news. [04:44] CHISA     Can't say I disagree. [04:46] IORI     Okay, got any cafes you recommend? [04:51] AINA     Where're you two thinking of hoppin' off to? [04:53] IORI     N-Nowhere! Right, Chisa? [04:56] CHISA     R-Right. [04:57] AINA     Hurry up and get inside, then. [04:59] AINA     Our games of strip RPS     are really poppin' off right now. [05:04] AINA     Guys, the two of them are back! [05:07] ALL     Yeah! [05:09] IORI     Dunno what went down,     but this is all very yikes. [05:11] CHISA     Maybe she drank some strong alcohol by mistake. [05:16] (Flashback) AINA     Iori and Chisa aren't     related by blood? Is that true?! [05:20] (Flashback) UNCLE     Yep. Have we not mentioned it before? [05:22] (Flashback) SHINJI     Wow. [05:23] (Flashback) AINA     No... It can't be! [05:27] (Flashback) SHINJI     What's wrong? [05:28] (Flashback) RYUJIRO     Why all the panic? [05:30] (Flashback) AINA     All this time, I wasn't worried     because they're cousins, [05:33] (Flashback) AINA     but now we find out they're not blood-related? [05:36] (Flashback) AINA     He may have knocked her up     already for all we know! [05:39] (Flashback) AZUSA     Okay, calm down now. [05:42] (Flashback) SHINJI     Why would they have a child out of nowhere? [05:44] (Flashback) AINA     I wouldn't put it past those two! [05:46] (Flashback) UNCLE     Uh, should I be worried? [05:48] (Flashback) AZUSA     Oh, it's fine. [05:49] (Flashback) RYUJIRO     Think about what you're saying.     Their dad-slash-uncle is right here. [05:53] (Flashback) SHINJI     Blood is irrelevant.     What matters is how they feel. [05:58] (Flashback) AINA     Well, yeah... [06:01] (Flashback) AINA     But those two are so hard to read. [06:04] (Flashback) RYUJIRO     I really don't think     they're hiding anything from us. [06:07] (Flashback) AINA     See? You've already fallen for their schemes! [06:10] (Flashback) SHINJIRYUJIRO     Hmph. [06:11] (Flashback) KOHEI     If that's how it is... [06:14] (Flashback) KOHEI     I'll help you hear it straight     from the horse's mouth. [06:17] (Flashback) AINA     Huh? You'd do that, Kohei? [06:19] (Flashback) KOHEI     I can't very well overlook this. [06:22] (Flashback) AINA     Okay, let's work together     and get those two to spill the beans! [06:25] (Flashback) KOHEI     Yeah! [06:26] (Flashback) SHINJI     Can I ask what for, exactly? [06:30] (Flashback) AINA     So our club doesn't fall into depravity. [06:35] AINA     Welcome back, you two. [06:37] IORI     Y-Yeah. [06:38] CHISA     Thanks. [06:39] AINA     Okay, then. [06:40] AINA     Do you want Spirytus first? [06:42] AINA     Or strip RPS? [06:44] IORI     Drop the newlywed act.     And the illusion of free choice. [06:47] CHISA     Something wrong, Aina? It doesn't look like     you're doing this cause you're drunk. [06:51] AINA     I-It's nothing. [06:53] AINA     I know these two won't be forthcoming, [06:55] AINA     so I'll get them drunk and have them     spit out their honest feelings. [07:00] AINA     Dunno, seemed like a fun change of pace. [07:02] CHISA     Sounds fishy. [07:04] AINA     Perish the thought. [07:07] IORI     Drink and play strip RPS with you? [07:10] IORI     I'm down. [07:11] AINA     Really?! [07:12] CHISA     Huh? [07:13] IORI     But... [07:17] IORI     Only if you can handle it     in your natural state. [07:20] CHISA     So that's a no, then. [07:23] IORI     I don't know what you     were plotting, but give it up. [07:27] AINA     O... [07:28] IORI     O? [07:30] AINA     Okay, let's begin. [07:32] IORI     What?! [07:33] IORI     What is driving you to such lengths?! [07:36] AINA     M-Meh, I'm just wearing a swimsuit.     Who'd feel embarrassed by that? [07:41] CHISA     Maybe she hit her head? [07:42] IORI     Makeup overdose? [07:43] AINA     Ugh, they're onto me. [07:46] AINA     Kohei! [07:47] KOHEI     Roger that. [07:49] KOHEI     So, Kitahara. I have a question for you. [07:52] IORI     What? [07:53] KOHEI     The other day, I was playing     a romance visual novel at home. [07:56] KOHEI     And it turned out that the cutest heroine     in it was related to the protagonist. [08:01] AINA     Broaching the topic by saying     it's about a game? Way to go, Kohei! [08:05] IORI     And? [08:06] KOHEI     I want to know what you think     about blood-relations and romance. [08:12] KOHEI     Kitahara, how do you truly feel... [08:14] KOHEI     about Shiori-chan?! [08:16] IORI     She's my sister. [08:17] AINA     Not her! [08:20] AINA     You know she's his actual little sister! [08:23] KOHEI     That may be what ignites his passion! [08:25] AINA     Shut up! A normal person would never... SIGN    Nor SIGN    mal [08:30] AINA     Maybe we should check, just in case. [08:32] KOHEI     Mhm. [08:34] AINA     All yours, Azusa-san! [08:36] AZUSA     Gotcha. [08:39] IORI     A game of Association? [08:40] AZUSA     Yep. A game where we all point at the     person we associate with a particular trait. [08:46] IORI     That's pretty simple. [08:48] SHINJI     Well, it is a drinking game. [08:51] RYUJIRO     It works because you can play     even when you're drunk out of your mind. [08:54] SHINJI     It'd be nice to change it up for once. [08:56] RYUJIRO     Can't keep playing strip RPS forever. [08:58] IORI     True. [09:00] AZUSA     Okay, let's begin! [09:02] AZUSA     Association! [09:04] ALL     Yeah! [09:05] AZUSA     "Looks good in blue!" [09:08] ALL     Yeah! [09:10] AZUSA     One, two... [09:13] IORI     Huh? You think I look good in blue? [09:16] AZUSA     Totally. [09:17] RYUJIRO     I remember your blue hoodies and shirts. [09:18] KOHEI     And I beat you black and blue. [09:20] AINA     That means Iori loses and has to pay the price. [09:22] IORI     Yeesh, fine. [09:24] IORI     What am I drinking? Beer or cocktail? [09:26] AINA     Nah, that's not what we're doing today. [09:29] AINA     You'll drink this water. [09:32] IORI     Water? [09:33] AINA     Water. [09:37] AINA     Trust me. It really is water. [09:40] IORI     Y-Yeah? [09:42] [SONG] SIGN     Water [09:44] AINA     You okay? Want some water? [09:46] IORI     The nonflammable kind, sure. [09:48] AZUSA     You lost, Iori. You choose the next topic. [09:52] IORI     Got it. [09:54] IORI     It can even be something that     just seems likely, right? [09:56] AZUSA     Yep, yep. [09:57] IORI     Perfect. [09:59] IORI     Association! [10:01] ALL     Yeah! [10:02] IORI     "Probably takes long baths!" [10:05] IORI     One, two... [10:08] IORI     Huh? [10:09] IORI     Really? [10:10] AINA     Y-You seem like you would. [10:13] KOHEI     Yeah, like you'd be super wasteful in there. [10:16] AZUSA     Might be. [10:17] AINA     Okay, drink up. [10:18] IORI     Urk. Okay. [10:20] IORI     Guh. I need to avoid three in a row. [10:23] IORI     I'll play dirty if I have to [10:25] IORI     and target one specific person! [10:27] IORI     Association! [10:29] ALL     Yeah! [10:30] IORI     The topic... [10:31] IORI     "The one among us most likely to be an otaku!" [10:34] IORI     One, two! [10:36] IORI     But why?! [10:37] IORI     That guy's right there!     It doesn't make any sense! [10:40] AINA     It does, in a way. [10:42] KOHEI     Believe it or not, I used to be an otaku. [10:45] RYUJIRO     You're still rolling with that? [10:47] AZUSA     You messed up by saying "most likely." [10:50] SHINJI     He's not just likely. He literally is. [10:52] KOHEI     Hm? Literally? [10:54] IORI     Gah, is that how it works? [10:56] AINA     Okay, drink up. [11:00] IORI     You're on! To the next one we go! [11:02] AZUSA     You're getting into this. [11:03] SHINJI     That's our Iori. [11:05] IORI     I'll choose a topic that screams anyone but me! [11:09] IORI     Association! [11:11] ALL     Yeah! [11:13] IORI     Hey! I haven't even said anything yet! [11:16] SHINJI     Oops, he didn't? [11:17] RYUJIRO     My arm moved on instinct. [11:19] IORI     Is this game even working as intended anymore?! [11:22] AZUSA     Aw, don't sweat it. [11:24] KOHEI     Complaining because you lost? Pure trash. [11:27] IORI     I hate to admit it, but he has a point. [11:29] CHISA     Don't think he does, actually. [11:31] IORI     Fine! I'll beat you at your own game! [11:33] SHINJI     That's the way, Iori! [11:34] RYUJIRO     Truly a man among men! [11:36] AINA     Got him. [11:37] ALL     Woohoo! Way to go! [11:37] AINA     Now we just wait until Iori gets wasted. [11:41] AZUSA     Drink up! [11:43] AINA     Say, Iori. [11:45] AINA     Why do you look fine? [11:49] IORI     Oh, you didn't notice? [11:51] AINA     Huh? Notice what? [11:53] IORI     This really is just water. [11:55] AINA     Huh?! [11:55] AINA     No way! I'm pretty sure I... [11:58] IORI     Just kidding. [12:02] IORI     I pretended to drink and basically     just spilled it all over myself. SIGN    Signs of Evaporation [12:14] IORI     Phew, that's that. [12:16] RYUJIRO     Good job. [12:17] IORI     Sure wore me out, though. [12:20] IORI     What was that all about, anyway? [12:23] RYUJIRO     Oh, you see... [12:26] IORI     What, that's it? [12:28] IORI     My dad was adopted, is all. [12:31] RYUJIRO     So, how do you actually see Chisa-chan? [12:34] IORI     Well, I don't really know how to express it... [12:38] IORI     She's like a friend, a peer. [12:39] AINA     Take 'em off! [12:39] CHISA     Not happening! [12:41] AINA     Come on! [12:42] CHISA     Knock it off! [12:42] IORI     So it's not really clear to me. [12:45] RYUJIRO     Yeah? Is it different     with Azusa and Nanaka-san? [12:49] IORI     Nah. [12:50] IORI     I do see those two as friends, too. [12:52] IORI     But the thing with them [12:54] IORI     is that they fall under     the "older lady" category. [12:56] RYUJIRO     And? [12:57] IORI     So, honestly, even though     Nanaka-san's my cousin too... [13:02] NANAKA     I'm ho... [13:02] IORI     I think she's smoking hot. [13:04] NANAKA     ...me? [13:09] IORI     Wait, Nanaka-san, I can explain. [13:11] NANAKA     U-Uhm... [13:13] NANAKA     Sorry, Iori-kun. I, uh... [13:16] NANAKA     I need to phone a friend! [13:21] IORI     I can explain! [13:24] AZUSA     Listen, Nanaka. That's just how young men are. [13:29] IORI     I meant compared to Chisa! [13:32] SHINJI     You don't have to cry about it. [13:34] RYUJIRO     She'll go back to acting normal     with you eventually. [13:36] IORI     I can explain! [13:39] IORI     It's really not what you think! SIGN    Yoshiwara [13:46] CHISA     Your fever's going down. [13:48] AINA     Thanks. [13:50] CHISA     That's what you get     for falling asleep in your swimsuit. [13:52] AINA     Ugh. I'm ashamed of myself. [13:55] AINA     Sorry, I know you had a work shift.     Your dad's away right now, isn't he? [14:00] CHISA     It's fine. Onee-chan's there,     and Dad will be back soon. [14:04] CHISA     And I did have Iori stay,     for whatever he's worth. [14:07] AINA     Oh. [14:08] AINA     I'm sure that idiot's enjoying     being alone with Nanaka-san. [14:14] IORI     It's perfect weather, huh, Nanaka-san? [14:17] NANAKA     Sure is. [14:19] IORI     The sun's so bright. It must be     hot outside, huh, Nanaka-san? [14:23] NANAKA     Must be. [14:25] IORI     Uh, Nanaka-san? [14:27] NANAKA     What is it, Iori-kun? [14:28] IORI     Can't you sit a bit closer? [14:32] NANAKA     I've taken a real liking to this couch lately. [14:34] IORI     Is that so? [14:36] IORI     Damn, I never expected that comment     to have such a detrimental effect. [14:40] (Flashback) IORI     I think she's smoking hot. [14:42] (Flashback) IORI     I think she's smoking hot. [14:44] IORI     I need to do something about     all this awkwardness. [14:47] [SONG] SIGN     Q. How do I hold a convo with someone I'm on awkward terms with?      A. Talk about something they like and make it fun. [14:48] IORI     This is it! [14:49] IORI     And what does Nanaka-san like? [14:49] [SONG] SIGN     A. Talk about something they like and make it fun. [14:52] IORI     Nanaka-san. [14:54] IORI     You know what I've realized? [14:56] IORI     Chisa's really cute. [14:59] IORI     She's smart, she's a good cook, [15:02] IORI     she seems cold but is actually super nice,     she knows a lot about the ocean, [15:06] IORI     and she has a spectacular ass, just like you! [15:11] CHISA     Achoo! [15:12] AINA     Did I get you sick? [15:14] CHISA     Nah, I don't think so. [15:16] AINA     I sure hope not. [15:18] AINA     If you're bored, feel free to read a book. [15:20] CHISA     Sounds good. Thanks. [15:22] AINA     Actually, Chisa, maybe don't... [15:24] [SONG] SIGNSRtoL     Chest-Growing Methodology      How to Develop Shapely Breasts: Form Over Size      Is your man into big boobs or flat chests? Chest-Size Love Horoscopes      Your Honkers Will Pierce the Heavens - To All the Troubled Women      Learn from an active pinup model - Breast Enhancing Exercises      Top Secret - Massive Chest Gains      Boobology [15:30] IORI     Welp, we're even farther apart now, [15:33] IORI     but I'd like to explain myself if possible. [15:36] IORI     I want to tell her     it wasn't what it sounded like, [15:39] IORI     but there's a big issue with that. [15:41] IORI     I do actually think she's smoking hot! [15:45] IORI     If I lie about that,     I'm sure she'll notice immediately. [15:49] IORI     I shouldn't try to talk my way     out of that part. [15:51] IORI     What I should focus on... [15:52] NANAKA     Oh, okay. I guess I can't blame you     for seeing me that way. [15:56] IORI     I'm glad you understand. [15:57] IORI     ...is convincing her it's okay. [16:00] IORI     Which means I just need to tell it like it is! [16:05] IORI     Hear me out, Nanaka-san! [16:07] NANAKA     Y-Yeah? [16:08] IORI     I'll be perfectly honest. [16:11] IORI     You do have a smoking hot bod! [16:16] IORI     What the? Where did I go wrong? [16:22] IORI     Nanaka-san. [16:22] NANAKA     Wh-What? [16:24] IORI     I'll go grab the wetsuits outside. [16:26] NANAKA     Oh, I'll help. [16:28] IORI     Nah, I can handle this. [16:31] IORI     Now then. [16:32] IORI     That last attempt didn't go as I'd hoped. [16:34] IORI     Maybe I should be more of a gentleman instead. [16:37] IORI     You don't want to catch a cold, milady. [16:40] NANAKA     My. [16:40] IORI     I'm done. [16:41] NANAKA     Thanks. Lunch will be ready soon. SIGN    Somen [16:45] IORI     It's already lunchtime? [16:47] NANAKA     Hot, hot. [16:50] IORI     Are you okay, Nanaka-san? [16:52] NANAKA     Huh? [16:52] IORI     You seem uncomfortable. [16:54] NANAKA     No, I'm fine, really. [16:56] IORI     Please don't force yourself. [16:58] IORI     Let's take this off, shall we? [17:03] [SONG] SIGN     Nanaka [17:03] [SONG] SIGN     Calling [17:05] AZUSA     Whaddup, Nanaka? [17:07] NANAKA     Say, Azusa... [17:09] NANAKA     Do you think Iori-kun will take responsibility? [17:13] AZUSA     What the heck is going on over there? [17:16] IORI     I should sort out the mess in my brain. [17:19] IORI     People fear isolation and solitude. [17:22] IORI     It's an instinctive fear for any social animal. [17:26] IORI     Being seen in a special light, too,     can be a form of isolation and cause for fear. [17:32] IORI     Given that, there is something     I must tell Nanaka-san right away. [17:37] IORI     Nanaka-san. [17:37] NANAKA     I-I'm not undressing! [17:39] IORI     Let's forget about that for a second. [17:42] NANAKA     Just for a second? [17:44] IORI     If nothing else, I want you to know this... [17:46] NANAKA     Y-Yeah? [17:48] IORI     I think Azusa-san has a smoking hot bod, too! [18:07] AZUSA     I never knew Iori was perving on me! [18:10] IORI     I mean, I do, but that's not the point! [18:13] IORI     I was trying to reassure Nanaka-san that     she wasn't the only one I saw in that way! [18:17] AZUSA     Oh, is that it? [18:20] AZUSA     Nanaka really can't handle that kinda talk. [18:23] NANAKA     I'm fine when it doesn't concern me. [18:26] IORI     Is that how it works? [18:28] AZUSA     You need to get used to it already. [18:31] NANAKA     Easier said than done. [18:33] AZUSA     Listen, Nanaka, Iori's a guy too. [18:37] AZUSA     We should let him have his horny moments. [18:42] IORI     Azusa-san! You're trying to fix this for me! [18:45] AZUSA     But starting off with a guy     might be a tall order. [18:50] AZUSA     So how about you and     I sexperiment a little first? [18:53] IORI     Wait, no, she's doing this for her! [18:55] IORI     Azusa-san! That's problematic too! [18:58] AZUSA     Huh? It is? [18:59] IORI     It is! Super problematic! [19:02] AZUSA     Let's go out drinking, then. [19:03] IORI     Sorry? Where'd that come from? [19:06] AZUSA     When things get awkward,     booze is the best remedy. [19:10] AZUSA     While we're at it... [19:11] IORI     What? [19:13] AZUSA     Let's get Nanaka drunk and double-team her. [19:15] IORI     Of all the dastardly ideas! [19:19] AZUSA     No? [19:19] IORI     Of course not! [19:21] AZUSA     But why?! [19:23] IORI     I mean, sure, Nanaka-san's     a very attractive woman, [19:26] IORI     but I think of her as a big sis! [19:29] IORI     So I'm not about to make a move on her. [19:31] AZUSA     Huh... So you love Nanaka like a big sis? [19:36] IORI     Yeah, I guess. [19:38] AZUSA     I see, I see. Good job. [19:41] IORI     Huh? [19:42] [SONG] SIGN     Nanaka [19:42] [SONG] SIGN     Calling [19:54] RYUJIRO     Now there's an unusual combo. [19:57] RYUJIRO     Oh, so you came out drinking     'cause the boss is home? [20:01] NANAKA     And you know what?     Iori-kun said I was his big sis. [20:06] SHINJI     Good to hear. [20:08] IORI     You got me good, Azusa-san. [20:11] AZUSA     Should I not have? [20:12] IORI     Nah, you really saved my ass. [20:14] AZUSA     Don't mention it. [20:15] AZUSA     I know the others are useless     when it comes to boy-girl stuff. [20:19] SHINJIRYUJIRO     Hooray, hooray! [20:20] IORI     True. [20:22] IORI     I can't even imagine dating talk     when it comes to those three. [20:26] AZUSA     Tokki never talks about his girlfriend, either. [20:29] IORI     You sure have it tough. [20:33] AZUSA     Now you're getting it. [20:37] AZUSA     It's hard to make any progress     in a perfected relationship, [20:45] AZUSA     so make your move while you can! [20:47] AZUSA     Got that, lad?! [20:51] IORI     Ow... While I can? [20:53] AZUSA     Bukki, make me another. [20:56] AZUSA     Whoa, look at you drink, Nanaka! [21:00] SHINJI     Can't let her outdo us! [21:05] IORI     I guess those four went through a lot     before settling into their current dynamic. [21:14] IORI     I'll get a refill too, then. [21:16] IORI     Wow, you really are going to town! [21:19] RYUJIRO     Let her for tonight. [21:22] AINA     Chisa... [21:23] CHISA     I'm not interested in those books, okay? [21:26] AINA     Nah, forget about that for a sec. [21:29] CHISA     Just for a sec? [21:31] AINA     Do you ever feel like you want a boyfriend? [21:35] CHISA     Where's this coming from? [21:37] AINA     I mean, the Iori thing is just     a front for college, right? [21:40] CHISA     Stops guys from hitting on me.     It's all I really need. [21:44] CHISA     What about you, Aina? [21:45] AINA     Huh? [21:48] AINA     I dunno... [21:51] AINA     Am I the only one in that club     worrying about these things? [21:55] ALL     Hooray! [21:56] RYUJIRO     Back to Grand Blue, and back to drinking! [21:58] ALL     Hooray! [21:59] AZUSA     Let's call Kohei too! [22:01] ALL     Hooray! SIGN    Yoshiwara [22:03] AINA     So... [22:04] AINA     Not borrowing 'em? [22:07] AINA     You sure? [23:38] [SONG] SIGN     Boobology [23:43] CHISA     Damn, this is thick. SIGN    "Ticket Scramble" SIGN    Preview 4 - Ticket Scramble Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [01:35] AINA     I think it's unfair. [01:39] CHISA     Uh, what're you talking about? [01:41] AINA     Our drinking sessions. [01:43] AINA     It's always the boys letting loose. [01:47] AZUSA     Point. [01:49] NAGISA     I feel like you join them quite often, Azusa. [01:52] AINA     I want us girls to party it up by ourselves! [01:55] AZUSA     So a girls' party in short. [01:58] CHISA     We're doing this in my room? [02:00] AINA     It's more fun that way. [02:02] AZUSA     What about Nanaka's room? [02:04] NANAKA     Not a chance. [02:07] ALL     Cheers! [02:08] AINA     Now this is what     a drinking sesh's gotta be. [02:10] NANAKA     I'm happy for you. [02:13] CHISA     You probably find it     a bit lacking in spice, Azusa-san. [02:15] AZUSA     Not true. I can be a lady, too. [02:18] AZUSA     Speaking of lacking, though... [02:21] CHISA     What? [02:22] AZUSA     Your room's just so bare. [02:25] AINA     I thought the same thing. [02:27] CHISA     It's got everything I need. [02:30] AINA     I see you have your cosmetics, at least. [02:32] CHISA     Onee-chan forced them on me. [02:34] NANAKA     I mean, you wouldn't bother     with them otherwise. [02:38] AZUSA     Yeah, true. [02:39] CHISA     I don't mind the cosmetics part, but... [02:42] AINA     You mean there's more? [02:44] IORI     A girls' party in Chisa's room? [02:46] UNCLE     Could you take these to them? [02:49] IORI     Chisa. [02:51] IORI     Uncle sent you these drinks... [02:53] CHISA     She even gave me this crap. [03:02] CHISA     Hear me out. [03:04] IORI     O-Okay. [03:04] CHISA     Onee-chan bought those.     They're not mine, okay? [03:08] IORI     Yeah? [03:10] CHISA     Do you really understand? [03:11] IORI     Hmph, relax. I got it. [03:14] IORI     Those were clearly Nanaka-san's. [03:16] CHISA     I bet he doesn't get it! [03:19] UNCLE     Something happen? [03:21] IORI     I feel guilty. [03:23] UNCLE     Over what? [03:24] IORI     Over not keeping my word. [03:27] IORI     Thanks, Chisa! [03:29] IORI     To show my appreciation,     I'll buy you some sexy underwear. [03:33] UNCLE     I don't know the context,     but that doesn't sound good. [03:37] NANAKA     Welcome back. [03:39] AINA     Did you manage to set him straight? [03:40] CHISA     Maybe. [03:41] AZUSA     We could hear you all the way in here. [03:44] AZUSA     But this being Nanaka's?     Story doesn't check out. [03:51] AINA     I think God can be really unfair! [03:54] AINA     Why are we so flat?! [03:57] CHISA     "We"?! [03:59] AZUSA     I wonder why. [04:00] AINA     Are you doing anything in particular to help?     A special diet or exercises, maybe? [04:04] AZUSA     Hmm, if I had to pick one thing... [04:07] AZUSA     it'd be the horny acts! [04:10] AINA     R-Really?! [04:11] AZUSA     Chest growth is powered by female sex hormones. [04:15] AZUSA     If you wanna stimulate their secretion,     horny acts are the way to go. [04:19] AINA     Urk. [04:20] CHISA     I don't like how convincing that sounds. [04:23] AINA     Huh? Wouldn't that mean... [04:27] AZUSA     Oh, Nanaka? Well... [04:29] AZUSA     Hers are filled with familial affection. [04:32] AZUSA     Anyway, what matters is stimulation. [04:35] AZUSA     Only one thing to do! [04:40] UNCLE     Iori, take these to them too. [04:43] IORI     Hey, Uncle sent these as well... [04:48] AZUSA     Sashimi? Cool! [04:50] NANAKA     Thanks, Iori-kun. [04:52] NANAKA     Sorry, I have my hands full at the moment. [04:55] IORI     Chisa, come with me! [04:56] CHISA     Huh? O-Oh, okay. [05:00] CHISA     J-Just so you know,     that was us girls fooling around... [05:04] IORI     Chisa. [05:05] CHISA     Wh-What? [05:06] IORI     You probably didn't realize, [05:09] IORI     but that was a real dicey situation just now. [05:12] CHISA     What are you saying? [05:15] IORI     Anyway, just keep it clean! [05:19] CHISA     What was he going on about? [05:22] AZUSA     Chi-chan, is this a movie? [05:24] [SONG] SIGN     Blue - Diving Documentary [05:24] CHISA     It's a documentary about diving. [05:26] NANAKA     Chisa-chan's favorite. [05:28] CHISA     I let Iori borrow it for a while.     He just returned it yesterday. [05:31] AINA     Wow, I'd love to check it out. [05:35] SENPAI     Hey, Iori. [05:36] IORI     Good to see you, Senpai. [05:38] SENPAI     This thing you lent me.     The actual disc wasn't porn. [05:41] IORI     Seriously? [05:42] IORI     Sorry. I must've swapped the discs. [05:46] SENPAI     Get it together, man. [05:48] IORI     What did it end up being, anyway? [05:50] SENPAI     It was some film about diving... [06:03] SENPAI     The diving hand signal for "going down"? [06:06] IORI     Nope, just my death sentence. [06:14] AZUSA     Well, uh... [06:16] AZUSA     Can't be wasting our precious     girl time on a film, yeah?! [06:19] CHISA     Please stop! You're not helping! [06:21] AZUSA     I kinda wanna watch the rest, honestly. [06:25] NANAKA     I don't know about that. [06:26] AINA     Forget that! Girl time means girl talk! [06:29] AZUSA     Ooh. [06:32] AINA     Let's talk about our love lives. SIGN    No Interest SIGN    Safety Hazard SIGN    Zilch [06:38] AINA     All yours, Azusa-san. [06:41] AZUSA     Who, me? [06:42] AINA     You probably have a lot of experience. [06:45] AZUSA     Dunno, where do I start? [06:48] AINA     How about any recent developments? [06:49] AZUSA     Recent, eh? Well, recently... [06:52] AZUSA     I suggested to Iori that we have sex. [06:56] AINA     Wh-Wha... What the... [06:59] NANAKA     And how'd that go? [07:01] AZUSA     Guess what? He said "no"! [07:05] AINA     Azusa-san, please don't tell me you... [07:08] AZUSA     Hm? [07:09] AZUSA     Yep, I like him. [07:14] AZUSA     How about you, Aina? [07:16] AINA     Who, me? I, uh... [07:17] AINA     Let's just drink!     We're wasting precious girl time! [07:21] AZUSA     Heh, she bailed. [07:22] AINA     Cheers! [07:24] NANAKA     Yeah, cheers. [07:31] AINA     Can Nanaka-san not hold her liquor? [07:34] CHISA     I don't think she's good with it, at least. [07:36] AINA     Oh, right. SIGN    Oumi Women's University Festival      Entrance Ticket [07:38] AINA     Here, a ticket to our fest. [07:41] CHISA     Oh, right. You need a ticket to get in. [07:44] AINA     Keeps the weirdos out. [07:46] AZUSA     Nobody wants to deal with     guys trying to pick them up. [07:48] AINA     An alumnus who went on to become     a famous voice actress is appearing this year. [07:52] CHISA     Yeah? [07:53] AZUSA     Iori and Kohei might really want in. [07:55] AINA     I know, right? [07:57] AINA     So make sure they don't find out... [08:06] IORI     Okay, Cakey! If you don't want     your girls' party defiled any more... [08:10] KOHEI     ...be a good girl and hand over that ticket! [08:13] AINA     Not on your life! [08:15] KOHEI     Why not?! [08:16] AINA     Do I really have to spell it out?     It's not happening! [08:20] NANAKA     What about your tickets? [08:21] AZUSA     Gave 'em all away already. [08:23] AINA     I gave Chisa my last one, too! [08:26] IORI     Say what?! [08:27] CHISA     Really? [08:28] [SONG] SIGN     Valid for up to 4 people [08:30] IORI     Kohei, get the exit. [08:32] KOHEI     Okay. [08:35] IORI     Chisa, my girl. [08:38] IORI     I seem to recall there being     an unsettled debt between you and I. [08:42] CHISA     Yeah. What about it? [08:45] IORI     I'll never forget that huge favor. [08:48] (Flashback) IORI     You're forgiving me? [08:50] (Flashback) CHISA     You owe me one. [08:51] IORI     Could we please add another favor to the list? [08:54] KOHEI     Wait, you owed her one? [08:55] AINA     What do you say? [08:56] CHISA     Nope. [08:57] IORI     Take me with you as your bodyguard! [08:59] KOHEI     And me as your porter! [09:01] CHISA     No, thanks. [09:02] IORIKOHEI     But please! [09:04] IORI     You know college fests attract pests! [09:06] KOHEI     And we can keep them away from you! [09:08] CHISA     You're being pests right now. [09:11] AINA     Oh, yeah. I guess Iori     technically is Chisa's "boyfriend." [09:15] IORI     Ack! [09:17] IORI     Don't mention that, Cakey! [09:19] AINA     Wh-What's the problem? [09:28] IORI     Phew... She's drunk. [09:31] AZUSA     You okay, Nanaka? [09:33] NANAKA     I'm fine. [09:37] AINA     Does Nanaka-san always get     like that when she's drunk? [09:40] CHISA     Yeah, but when she gets sloshed... [09:42] NANAKA     Chisa-chan! [09:44] CHISA     ...she gets all clingy like this. [09:46] AINA     I see. [09:47] CHISA     It's too hot for this, Onee-chan. [09:49] NANAKA     Aw... [09:51] NANAKA     Iori-kun will do, then. [09:53] AINA     She's yours. [09:53] CHISA     Aina?! [09:54] AZUSA     I'll take Nanaka too, then! [09:57] AZUSA     Did you get even bigger, Nanaka? [09:59] NANAKA     A little. [10:01] CHISA     Onee-chan... I can't breathe... [10:05] AINA     This is a girls' party! Boys get out! [10:10] IORI     How could Cakey do this? [10:12] KOHEI     Tyranny, I say. [10:14] IORI     Nanaka-san sure was drunk, though. [10:17] KOHEI     Never expected her to be a clingy drunk. [10:20] IORI     We got away with Cakey     slipping up thanks to that. [10:24] KOHEI     But we have bigger things     to worry about right now. [10:28] IORI     The ticket to the OWU Fest, huh? [10:30] KOHEI     Exactly! [10:35] IORI     Good morning. [10:37] UNCLE     Morning. Give me a sec.      Breakfast will be ready soon. [10:42] IORI     I didn't know Nanaka-san got drunk easily. [10:45] UNCLE     She what? [10:46] IORI     Yeah. She was clinging     to Chisa drunk yesterday. [10:49] UNCLE     That's weird. [10:51] IORI     What do you mean, weird? [10:53] UNCLE     I mean, she's my daughter. [10:56] NANAKA     Good morning, Dad, Iori-kun. [10:59] UNCLE     Hey, morning. [11:00] IORI     Good morning. [11:02] NANAKA     Iori-kun. [11:03] IORI     Yeah? [11:04] NANAKA     We need to have a talk about this     you-being-Chisa-chan's-boyfriend thing. [11:12] UNCLE     There's no way she'd get drunk     on just a little booze. SIGN    Izu University SIGN    Before 1st Period SIGN    Before 2nd Period SIGN    Lunch Break SIGN    End of Day [11:49] CHISA     Where'd all these people come from?! [11:52] IORI     Exactly! You guys are being a nuisance! [11:54] KOHEI     Have some shame! [11:56] SHINICHIRO     You expect us to ignore a ticket to OWU Fest?! [12:00] HAJIME     They fetch a pretty penny in some places! [12:02] IORI     If Chisa isn't familiar with you,     you need to get out now! [12:06] GUYS     Screw you! Open up! [12:08] SHINICHIRO     Fortify the defenses! [12:09] HAJIME     Strangers stay out! [12:11] KOHEI     We got rid of the rabble for you, milady. [12:14] CHISA     Uh, I don't think you did     a very good job of it. [12:17] IORI     And we've still got this many left? [12:19] HAJIME     It's a lot. [12:20] KOHEI     Only three of us will get to go with Chisa. [12:23] YU     Me and two others, then. [12:27] SHINICHIRO     How will we decide? [12:28] HAJIME     Fight to the death so there's no hard feelings? [12:31] KENTA     There's no other way. [12:32] IORI     Nah, hold it. [12:35] IORI     How about we have Chisa pick? [12:37] SHINICHIRO     I see. [12:38] HAJIME     Makes sense. [12:39] KOHEI     We'll be Kotegawa's +1s, after all. [12:41] IORI     You okay with that, Chisa? [12:43] CHISA     I want to go by myself. [12:45] IORI     She's okay with it. SIGN    +1 Selection Interviews [12:51] IORI     Each of us gets two minutes     to state our case, got it? [12:54] ALL     Right! [12:56] CHISA     I want to leave. [12:57] YU     Me first! SIGN    1st Candidate: Yu Mitarai [13:01] YU     I'll shoot the first shot. [13:04] IORI     Mitarai, huh? [13:05] HAJIME     What's your plan? [13:07] YU     I'll get her onboard by making     small talk that strikes her fancy. [13:11] SHINICHIRO     Oh? [13:13] YU     Do you like sweets, Kotegawa-san? [13:16] CHISA     As much as anybody else. [13:18] YU     Thing is, I have a friend in OWU     who'll be running a crepe stand. [13:23] YU     They'll also have taiyaki     and oshiruko on the menu. [13:26] YU     I can show you there. [13:27] CHISA     Actually, in that case... [13:29] YU     Hmm? [13:30] CHISA     Why don't you ask that friend for a ticket? [13:33] YU     Ack! [13:34] CHISA     There a problem? [13:34] YU     Uh... you're exactly right, but... [13:37] RIE     Wha? A ticket? Excuse me? Are you serious? [13:41] YU     I kinda can't really get     in touch with her right now. [13:44] SHINICHIRO     Shut yer trap, shithead! [13:45] KOHEI     Damn normie! [13:47] KENTA     Get lost if you've got other options! [13:48] IORI     Chisa! Don't pick him! SIGN    2nd Candidate: Shinichiro Yamamoto [13:52] SHINICHIRO     I'll go next. [13:55] KENTA     Why's he so confident? [13:58] SHINICHIRO     I'll hit her with my unbridled     passion and get her on my side. [14:01] IORI     No bells and whistles? [14:03] HAJIME     You can score points by playing it straight. [14:08] SHINICHIRO     Kotegawa-san. [14:09] CHISA     Wh-What? [14:10] SHINICHIRO     I'm putting it all on the line for OWU Fest.     I will score a girlfriend there. [14:16] CHISA     Y-You don't say. [14:17] IORI     Yeah, no. [14:18] KOHEI     Not happening. [14:20] SHINICHIRO     I'll give up on it if you say no     and won't budge. [14:23] SHINICHIRO     But in return... [14:25] SHINICHIRO     Please be my girlfriend. [14:31] IORI     Don't hand it over, Chisa! [14:33] KOHEI     That's dastardly, Yamamoto! [14:34] HAJIME     That's not passion! It's a veiled threat! [14:37] SHINICHIRO     I'll do whatever it takes! [14:41] CHISA     I-I already have a boyfriend. [14:45] IORI     Stop that, Chisa. They might     take my head right here and now. SIGN    3rd Candidate: Kohei Imamura [14:51] KOHEI     I'm next! [14:52] HAJIME     Okay. [14:52] KENTA     What's your plan? [14:53] KOHEI     I'm an awkward guy.     Words aren't my strong suit. [14:57] IORI     Oho? [14:57] HAJIME     What'll you do, then? [14:59] KOHEI     I'll let my back do the talking,     like a real man. [15:02] IORI     What? [15:03] HAJIME     A real man's man?! SIGN    There's two more where this      came from - Kohei Imamura [15:12] KOHEI     There's two more where this came from. [15:15] YU     Get outta here! [15:16] HAJIME     You're the furthest thing     from a real man's man! [15:19] KOHEI     Ideals don't get you into     a voice actress's event! [15:22] CHISA     Stop trying to bribe me with money. [15:24] IORI     Well said, Chisa. [15:26] KOHEI     Very well! You can have my life, then! [15:29] KENTA     Know when you've lost! [15:30] SHINICHIRO     Buzz off, scumbag! SIGN    4th Candidate: Hajime Nojima [15:34] HAJIME     Allow me to show you how to really     sweet talk your way into a woman's heart. [15:43] HAJIME     Heya, Kotegawa-san.     You're as pretty as ever. [15:46] HAJIME     I want this so badly because I don't want     their ugly asses defiling your beauty. [15:54] HAJIME     You are Sleeping Beauty!     And if I can be your prince, I'll... [16:01] CHISA     Oh, give me a sec. [16:08] CHISA     Uh... please continue. [16:11] HAJIME     Nah, I'm good. [16:12] SHINICHIRO     You sure showed us, Nojima! [16:15] KENTA     How to be a failed comedian! [16:16] YU     "If I can be your prince," what? [16:19] HAJIME     Shaddup! I woulda had it     if her phone hadn't buzzed! [16:24] HAJIME     It was you?! [16:25] KOHEI     You're being pathetic, Nojima! [16:27] SHINICHIRO     Don't take it out on Kitahara! [16:29] YU     Your sweet talking lost out to a flimsy phone! [16:32] HAJIME     Hell no! I was this close! [16:36] [SONG] SIGN     Thanks     You bailed me out [16:36] CHISA     Thanks. You bailed me out. [16:38] HAJIME     Kotegawa-san?! [16:40] YU     What did you expect, dude? [16:42] SHINICHIRO     You're doing whatever it takes too, huh? [16:45] KENTA     Why are you so desperate? [16:47] IORI     Oh, it's a long story. [16:50] (Flashback) IORI     So, yeah. I'm only "playing" Chisa's boyfriend. [16:59] NANAKA     Oh, that's it? [17:06] NANAKA     I don't know what I would've done     if you two were really dating. [17:09] IORI     And I don't wanna know. [17:12] NANAKA     So, Iori-kun, if that's how it is... [17:15] IORI     Yes? [17:16] NANAKA     There's zero chance Chisa-chan     will get hit on during OWU Fest, right? [17:22] IORI     My life is at stake here! [17:24] IORI     I cannot afford to fail! [17:26] HAJIME     Hey, it's your turn, Kitahara. [17:29] KOHEI     Hurry up and go get shot down. SIGN    5th Candidate: Iori Kitahara [17:35] YU     Huh? [17:36] KENTA     What's he doing? [17:38] IORI     Pick me, Chisa. It's for your own good. [17:42] CHISA     How, exactly? [17:45] IORI     Think about it. [17:47] IORI     You don't wanna see your family members     become a murderer and their victim, do you? [17:51] CHISA     Wait, what does that mean? [17:53] CHISA     You're not going to kill me, are you? [17:56] IORI     Nah, that's not it. [17:57] IORI     The victim will be me. [17:59] IORI     And the murderer, Nanaka-san. [18:01] CHISA     What does Onee-chan have to do with this? [18:04] IORI     Well, you see... [18:06] IORI     Nanaka-san is crazily obsessed with you! [18:09] CHISA     What, really?     I'm sorry she's so sister-obsessed! [18:15] IORI     No chance that works. [18:18] IORI     Don't ask me to explain why!     Just pick me, please! [18:22] CHISA     No. [18:22] IORI     Okay, fine. I'll do anything you ask. [18:25] CHISA     Go get run over five times and give up, then. [18:28] IORI     I'd be getting run over     five times for no reason! [18:30] IORI     Chisa, please! I'm begging you! [18:32] KENTA     Stop right there. [18:33] KOHEI     Your two minutes are up, Kitahara! [18:35] YU     Make your exit! [18:36] IORI     Chisa! Chisa! SIGN    6th Candidate: Kenta Fujiwara [18:40] KENTA     Guess I'm last up. [18:42] IORI     Oh, forgot about him. [18:44] KOHEI     He hasn't interacted with Kotegawa much,     and he has nothing going for him. [18:48] SHINICHIRO     He stands no chance. [18:50] KENTA     If you take me with you, [18:52] KENTA     I won't do anything. [18:55] KENTA     As long as you let me enter with you,     I'll split up right after, [18:58] KENTA     and I won't get up to any funny business. [19:01] KENTA     I promise I won't cause any problems for you. [19:04] KOHEI     Shoot! That was the answer! [19:07] IORI     Chisa wasn't looking to gain     any positives from us. [19:10] IORI     What really mattered to her... [19:12] IORI     was that we didn't cause her any negatives! [19:16] KENTA     What do you say, Kotegawa-san? [19:19] CHISA     That sounds good. [19:20] YU     He got us! [19:21] HAJIME     He was the biggest schemer of us all! [19:23] SHINICHIRO     We can't beat that! [19:25] IORI     I'm not about to give up that easily. [19:28] IORI     These idiots are just in it for the girls. [19:30] IORI     If it doesn't work out,     they don't lose anything. [19:33] IORI     But I... [19:36] IORI     I have so much more riding on this! [19:39] IORI     Oops, I slipped and threw a flying elbow! [19:43] IORI     What? How did you... [19:45] KENTA     I knew it. [19:46] KENTA     I see right through your dirty schemes! [19:52] KENTA     How... dare... you... [19:56] KOHEI     Hmph, my bad. [19:58] KOHEI     I slipped and stuck a chloroform-     drenched hanky in your face. [20:03] IORI     Oh, that's too bad. [20:05] SHINICHIRO     Th-Those two... [20:07] YU     How far are they willing to go? [20:10] HAJIME     That makes things much simpler, though. [20:12] SHINICHIRO     I just gotta kill you shitters dead, right? [20:15] YU     We shoulda done this from the start! [20:17] IORI     Bring it, jabronis! [20:18] KOHEI     This is do-or-die! [20:21] CHISA     All right, time to head out. [20:24] IORI     Whoa there. Don't try to run away. [20:27] HAJIME     Wait right there! We'll be done in a jiffy! [20:29] KOHEI     Come on! [20:31] KOHEI     Oops, my hand slipped! [20:37] HAJIME     Die, bitch! [20:39] CHISA     Stop it! [20:40] CHISA     I can't stand watching another second of this. [20:43] CHISA     Good friends shouldn't be fighting like this. [20:48] CHISA     Friends are meant to be equals, right? [20:51] CHISA     It's not right for some of you     to benefit while others lose out. [20:55] CHISA     I want to believe that none of you are     willing to throw your friends under the bus. [21:01] HAJIME     Kotegawa-san... [21:03] SHINICHIRO     Friendship ought to be fair and equal, huh? [21:06] YU     Yeah, that's right. [21:08] IORI     Sorry about that, Chisa. [21:10] KOHEI     My apologies. [21:11] CHISA     I'm glad you understand. [21:13] CHISA     I'll be using this just for myself... [21:15] IORI     You know what to do, guys. [21:18] IORI     We're no longer friends as of this moment! [21:20] KOHEIYU     Yeah! [21:20] HAJIME     Now we're free to fight to the death! [21:24] CHISA     Uh, that wasn't my point. [21:27] CHISA     I want you to value your friendship     over immediate gains. [21:32] CHISA     Ugh, enough... [21:34] YU     Whoa. [21:35] IORI     What's up, Mitarai? [21:36] YU     My childhood friend in OWU just pinged me. [21:40] RIE     "Jeez! Fine, if you insist,     you can have a ticket! [21:40] [SONG] SIGN     Rie Ohashi [21:42] RIE     But just this one time, okay? [21:45] RIE     Next time you break my trust,     I'll crush your jawbone into pieces!" [21:48] YU     She's giving me a ticket after all. [21:50] HAJIME     Oho? [21:51] SHINICHIRO     That takes care of four. [21:53] IORI     Add Chisa's ticket to that,     and we can all get in. [21:56] KOHEI     Right. [21:57] ALL     That's that. [22:03] NANAKA     Ah, so you're all going     to the OWU Fest together? [22:06] IORI     Yep! Isn't it great? [22:08] UNCLE     Why do you look so unhappy, Chisa? SIGN    "First Time at a Women's University" SIGN    Preview 5 - First Time at a Women's University Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 SIGN    Oumi Women's University [01:39] IORI     Heading into my visit to OWU Fest, SIGN    The Mansion of Fortune - East Wing 201 [01:41] IORI     I started looking into ways to pick up girls. [01:45] [SONG] SIGN     All-Girls College Festival - Essential Guide to Picking Up Girls SIGN    Important     Choose a safe outfit that doesn't stand     out from the crowd     Read the room     Don't be overeager     Try to come off as natural as possible [01:45] IORI     According to one website, [01:47] IORI     "Choose a safe outfit that     doesn't stand out from the crowd. [01:50] IORI     Read the room." [01:53] IORI     True, an outfit that's too showy, [01:56] IORI     or one that screams I'm here to     pick up women, will only weird them out. [01:59] IORI     So I should wear something     appropriate that blends in. [02:04] IORI     However... [02:06] IORI     This outfit is most certainly not that. [02:08] KEIKO     Iori-chan, Ko-chan! Coffee's good to go! [02:12] IORIKOHEI     Okey-dokey! SIGN    Cakey     Cafe [02:15] (Flashback) IORIKOHEI     "Cakey Cafe"? [02:16] (Flashback) IORI     Sounds like a concept conceived     to destroy the dreams of men. [02:20] (Flashback) KOHEI     What fresh ninth circle of Hell is this? [02:22] (Flashback) AINA     You see, I'm working with     some girls in my major... [02:27] (Flashback) AINA     They took a liking to the idea     when they saw this pic. [02:29] (Flashback) IORI     How were they not weirded out? [02:31] (Flashback) KOHEI     Guess they're not your friends for nothing. [02:33] (Flashback) IORI     I'm amazed they're willing     to do this to themselves. [02:36] (Flashback) KOHEI     Agreed. [02:37] (Flashback) AINA     You're one to talk! [02:39] (Flashback) KOHEI     At least nobody will hit on you     if you dress up like this, Kotegawa. [02:44] (Flashback) AINA     Something happen? [02:45] (Flashback) KOHEI     Yeah, on the way here. [02:48] (Flashback) AINA     Wanna help out, then, Chisa? [02:50] (Flashback) KOHEI     It'll keep the pests away. [02:51] (Flashback) CHISA     I'd like that, but not like this. [02:54] (Flashback) IORI     Come on, don't say that. [02:57] (Flashback) IORI     I beg you... [02:58] (Flashback) IORI     Please! [02:59] (Flashback) NANAKA     There's zero chance Chisa-chan     will get hit on during OWU Fest, right? [03:03] (Flashback) CHISA     Why do you sound so desperate? [03:05] (Flashback) IORI     "Why"? Are you really     gonna make me spell it out? [03:09] (Flashback) CHISA     Yeah, why? [03:11] (Flashback) IORI     Because I wanna see you     look all ugly, that's why. [03:14] (Flashback) CHISA     Not in a million years, then. [03:16] (Flashback) IORI     Please! [03:17] (Flashback) CHISA     Nope! [03:18] (Flashback) IORI     Just imagine it's a haunted house! [03:19] (Flashback) CHISA     No way! [03:19] (Flashback) IORI     You can make friends here if you help out! [03:22] (Flashback) CHISA     Denied! [03:22] (Flashback) IORI     You might be able to get those     friends to come diving with you! [03:27] (Flashback) CHISA     I... I'll consider it. [03:29] IORI     Too easy. [03:30] KOHEI     Way too easy. [03:31] (Flashback) AINA     Chisa... [03:32] (Flashback) CHISA     But if I'm embarrassing myself,     I'm not doing it alone! [03:35] (Flashback) IORI     Why would you be alone? [03:36] (Flashback) KOHEI     Cakey'll be right there with you. [03:37] (Flashback) AINA     Well, yeah. [03:38] (Flashback) CHISA     That's not the point. [03:40] (Flashback) IORI     Then what is? [03:41] (Flashback) KOHEI     You want him to put on makeup, too? [03:46] (Flashback) IORI     That's crossing the line! [03:48] (Flashback) KOHEI     Quit playing! [03:51] (Flashback) IORI     Chisa? [03:52] (Flashback) CHISA     Say, Iori? [03:54] (Flashback) IORI     Yeah? [03:55] (Flashback) CHISA     Didn't you dress up like Azusa-san before? [04:02] (Flashback) AINA     I take it Iori's in too, then? [04:05] (Flashback) CHISA     Okay! [04:06] (Flashback) IORI     No-kay! [04:07] (Flashback) KOHEI     Makes sense. [04:09] (Flashback) IORI     How? [04:10] (Flashback) KOHEI     Because you have the resume     and track record to pull it off. [04:13] (Flashback) IORI     Y-You don't say. [04:15] (Flashback) IORI     Cakey, he can pull off a really natural     female voice! Some "mix-whatever" thing! [04:19] (Flashback) AINA     Hired! SIGN    Hired [04:20] (Flashback) KOHEI     Kitahara! [04:22] (Flashback) IORI     You don't wanna be left out of the fun, do you? [04:25] (Flashback) KOHEI     Unhand me! I'm here     on a very important mission! [04:28] (Flashback) AINA     What's that? [04:29] (Flashback) IORI     He wants to go grab a place in line     for the voice actress concert. [04:32] (Flashback) AINA     That's not for another eight hours, y'know? [04:34] (Flashback) KOHEI     So what? [04:35] (Flashback) AINA     I have a better idea. [04:36] (Flashback) IORI     You do? [04:37] (Flashback) KOHEI     I care not. [04:38] (Flashback) KOHEI     Nothing matters to me right now,     other than today's concert. [04:41] (Flashback) AINA     My friend has an in. If you help, I'll make     sure you get to meet the voice actress. [04:47] (Flashback) KOHEI     Roar! [04:48] (Flashback) KOHEI     Tweet, tweet. [04:49] (Flashback) IORI     He changed his tune quick! [04:50] (Flashback) AINA     So you're all helping out with our cafe, right? [04:54] (Flashback) KOHEI     You got it. [04:55] (Flashback) IORI     Wrong! SIGN    Cakey     Cafe [05:06] IORI     All I wanted was to turn Chisa ugly... [05:09] KOHEI     Less talking, more working, Iori-chan. [05:11] IORI     She sure is taking her sweet time, though. [05:13] KOHEI     You know girls take longer to get ready. [05:15] [SONG] SIGN     Yuuna: "Come on! Girls take longer to get ready, Onii-chan!" [05:16] YUUNA     Come on! Girls take longer     to get ready, Onii-chan! [05:21] IORI     Like you'd know. [05:22] AINA     Here she is. [05:26] KOHEI     Oh? [05:29] IORI     Ooh? [05:31] AINA     Go on, don't be shy. [05:34] CHISA     Don't stare so much. [05:38] IORI     Masterful job, Cakey. [05:40] KOHEI     She's dressed to kill.     Kill everything good about her. [05:42] AINA     See what I can do? [05:44] CHISA     I should've never agreed to this. [05:46] KANAKO     Huh? Who's all this? [05:48] IORI     I smell cake! [05:50] KEIKO     Friends of yours, Aina? SIGN    cake cake cake [05:51] AINA     Yep. They're helping out. [05:53] KIYOKO     Really? Thanks! [05:57] [SONG] SIGN     cake cake cake cake [05:57] KANAKO     Nice to meet you. I'm Kanako Iida. [06:00] KEIKO     I'm Keiko Suzuki. [06:01] KIYOKO     And I'm Kiyoko Kamio. [06:03] CHISA     Uh, Chisa Kotegawa. [06:05] KANAKO     Something wrong? [06:06] IORI     Don't know how to say this... [06:08] KOHEI     ...but this isn't our first time meeting. [06:12] [SONG] SIGN     cake cake cake [06:13] KEIKO     Wait, these two are Iori-kun and Kohei-kun? [06:17] KIYOKO     Holy cow! [06:20] KANAKO     Hey, pfft... Kikko, you're laughing too much. [06:23] CHISA     You know them? [06:25] IORI     In passing. [06:26] KOHEI     'Tis a cursed memory. [06:27] KANAKO     Gosh, sorry about back then. [06:30] KOHEI     Hey! She just took a pic! [06:33] IORI     Seriously? Delete it, please! [06:35] KEIKO     We'll let you in on the secret. [06:37] KIYOKO     Aina asked us to make sure that mixer failed. [06:43] IORI     How could you, Cakey! [06:44] KOHEI     What's the meaning of this? [06:47] AINA     I... I didn't mean anything by it. [06:49] KEIKO     Gee, I wonder why she did that. [06:51] KANAKO     Maybe there was a boy     she didn't want to risk losing out on. [06:55] AINA     Hey! Say one more word,     and I'll seriously lose it! [06:58] KANAKO     And you must be Iori-kun's girlfriend.     We've heard so much about you. [07:02] KANAKO     Thanks for helping out today! [07:04] KIYOKO     Sorry you had to look all weird for us. [07:07] KEIKO     Aina doesn't know the meaning of restraint. [07:09] CHISA     Uh... [07:10] KANAKO     Can we call you Chisa? [07:11] CHISA     Oh, yes. [07:12] KEIKO     You can call me Keiko. [07:14] KIYOKO     And me, Kikko. [07:15] IORI     So this is the all-girls college fest     of my dreams... [07:20] [SONG] SIGN     College Girls [07:23] [SONG] SIGN     College Girls [07:25] [SONG] SIGN     College Boy [07:27] IORI     I don't know what I expected,     but it wasn't this! [07:31] AINA     What're you moping for? [07:32] IORI     You answer my question first! [07:34] AINA     What? What is it? [07:35] IORI     Why do we get to wear normal makeup?     Make us as cakey as the rest of you! [07:41] KOHEI     Good point. [07:42] AINA     I just figured all the problems     would head your way if I did this. [07:46] MAN 3     That's too much makeup. It's caked on. [07:49] MAN 4     If we're hitting on anyone here,     it's those two. [07:51] IORIKOHEI     Ack! [07:52] KOHEI     I'm getting chills! [07:53] IORI     I woulda killed myself     if I didn't have nerves of steel! SIGN    Cakey     Cafe [07:57] IORI     Why is this place even getting guests? [08:00] KOHEI     Are people here for the thrill? [08:02] AINA     Rude. [08:03] KIYOKO     We're having tons of fun. [08:06] KANAKO     My sister came to hang out,     and she's enjoying herself too. [08:09] IORI     Are you sure this is     what you sisters want to be? [08:12] KOHEI     Your parents would faint     if they saw you like this. [08:14] IORI     I'd rather die than have     anyone I know see me like this... [08:18] AZUSA     Yoohoo! [08:19] AZUSA     Talk about cakey! [08:20] AINA     Hey, Azusa-san. [08:22] AZUSA     I came to hang for a bit. [08:24] AINA     Feel free. [08:26] CHISA     Welcome. [08:27] AZUSA     Wait, is that Chi-chan? [08:30] CHISA     Y-Yes. [08:32] [SONG] SIGN     badump badump [08:32] AINA     I'm impressed you could tell. [08:34] AZUSA     'Course I could. Can I take a photo? [08:36] CHISA     Absolutely not! [08:42] [SONG] SIGN     badump badump [08:43] IORI     Badump! [08:49] IORI     What are you doing?! [08:50] AZUSA     I knew it was you, Iori! How cute! [08:53] IORI     Don't flip my skirt up to check! [08:55] CHISA     Look who's talking. [08:57] AINA     Aren't you naked most of the time? [08:59] AZUSA     Which means that's Kohei over there. [09:02] KOHEI     Exactamundo! [09:04] IORI     Yeah, I'm more myself     in the nude. Time to strip. [09:07] CHISA     Don't you dare! [09:08] AINA     They'll cancel our cafe,     so keep the clothes on! [09:10] MAYA     Huh? Azusa? [09:13] [SONG] SIGN     Caked [09:16] AZUSA     Hey, is that you, Maya?! [09:18] MAYA     Correct! [09:19] AZUSA     It's been ages! Everything good? [09:20] IORI     How can she recognize people in that state? [09:21] MAYA     Not at all! Work is hell every single day. [09:23] CHISA     I mean, it's Azusa-san. [09:24] AZUSA     Same as ever, then! [09:26] KANAKO     Huh? What are you doing, Sis? [09:29] AINA     Wait, you know Kanako's older sister? [09:32] AZUSA     Yep! [09:33] MAYA     We haven't met up in a while, though. [09:35] AZUSA     Or got it on like old times. [09:37] MAYA     C'mon, Azusa, don't make it sound dirty. [09:40] AZUSA     P-People might take it out of context. [09:43] CHISA     In what way? [09:44] IORI     Let's not go there! [09:46] AZUSA     Oh, right. Are you busy right now, Iori? [09:49] IORI     Unfortunately. [09:50] AZUSA     Aw, too bad. I wanted your help. [09:54] IORI     For what? [09:55] AZUSA     Oh, my friend's on the festival committee. [09:59] AZUSA     They said the concert setup is behind schedule.     They might end up having to shorten it. [10:04] KOHEI     I'm your dog, at your service! [10:06] KOHEI     I'll go get changed into     a more comfortable outfit! [10:09] AZUSA     You okay with it? [10:10] AINA     Kinda have to be. [10:12] CHISA     He'd snap for real if we stopped him. [10:15] IORI     I'll help with the setup, too. [10:17] AINA     Not you! [10:18] CHISA     Denied! [10:19] IORI     But why?! [10:21] KOHEI     I'm good to go. [10:23] CHISA     What happened to comfortable? [10:24] AINA     Can you really set up equipment like that? [10:27] KOHEI     Today, this is my strongest form! [10:30] CHISA     O-Oh yeah? [10:32] AINA     If you say so. [10:35] AZUSA     That's so Kohei.     I'll be borrowing him for a while. [10:38] KOHEI     Let us hurry! [10:40] MAYA     What an outfit. [10:42] IORI     He's always like that. [10:44] MAYA     He is? [10:45] IORI     Yeah. Every bit as gross as he looks. [10:50] MAYA     Oh... [10:51] IORI     I keep telling him how gross     he is, but he never listens. [10:57] MAYA     That's so mean. [11:00] IORI     Did you say something? [11:01] MAYA     Nothing. [11:03] IORI     Oh, okay. [11:04] MAYA     I guess that's how someone's hobby     comes off when you don't get it. [11:09] IORI     True. But that's exactly     why I also believe this. [11:13] MAYA     What? [11:16] IORI     He's an... [11:25] IORI     There's even more work     to do now with Kohei gone. [11:28] CHISA     Better work faster, then. [11:30] IORI     Yeah, yeah. [11:32] IORI     Welco... [11:33] IORI     ...me?! [11:35] HAJIME     Table for four. [11:36] YU     Sure is hot out. [11:38] SHINICHIRO     I'm thirsty. [11:40] IORI     No! Why are these shitheads here?! [11:43] IORI     I wish I hadn't been the one to greet them! [11:45] YU     Is something wrong, miss? [11:49] HAJIME     If you're not feeling well,     let me stroke your back for you. [11:52] SHINICHIRO     Putting on the moves instantly, huh? [11:54] KENTA     Control yourself. [11:56] YU     You can ignore this guy. [11:58] IORI     Huh? [11:59] IORI     These guys... [12:00] SHINICHIRO     Something on my face? [12:02] KENTA     Nah, not really. [12:03] YU     Ugly as always. [12:05] HAJIME     Look at me instead of his ugly mug, milady. [12:08] IORI     Have they not realized it's me? [12:11] SHINICHIRO     Me, ugly? If that's a joke, it ain't funny. [12:14] YU     Oh, it came straight from the heart. [12:16] HAJIME     Go look in a mirror. [12:18] KENTA     And face reality. [12:20] IORI     I'll show you to your table. [12:22] YU     Sure. [12:24] KENTA     What's with this place?! [12:26] SHINICHIRO     OWU... makeup... [12:29] HAJIME     Forget about that mixer already, Yamamoto! [12:31] KENTA     Good thing at least this girl's a hottie, huh? [12:34] IORI     Phew. They don't know. [12:36] IORI     But why are they here anyway? [12:39] SHINICHIRO     Man, Mitarai, I must say... [12:41] HAJIME     You're one nasty schemer, you know that? [12:44] KENTA     Nice idea. [12:45] YU     You know it. [12:46] SHINICHIRO     Can't believe you suggested     coming here early without Kitahara. [12:49] IORI     Flinch! [12:50] YU     I mean, the tickets are valid for four people. [12:52] KENTA     So there'll be plenty of groups     of four for us to target. [12:55] SHINICHIRO     If we'd gone in a team of five,     we'd have one extra. [12:59] HAJIME     Cutting that shithead out was     the best way to avoid any conflict. [13:02] HAJIME     Besides, you know how he dresses. [13:04] KENTA     He's basically half-naked all the time. [13:06] YU     That perv would've tanked     our chances of success. [13:10] SHINICHIRO     Cutting him out was the right move. [13:12] IORI     Ah, I see now. [13:15] IORI     I was going to take the high road so they     wouldn't find out it's me, but too bad. [13:19] IORI     I'm gonna have to show 'em hell! [13:23] HAJIME     All right, how about some drinks? [13:25] YU     Excuse me! Can we order? [13:28] IORI     Of course. What will it be? [13:31] IORI     For you? [13:32] YU     Iced coffee for me. [13:34] IORI     Certainly. [13:36] IORI     And for you, sir? [13:37] HAJIME     Iced coffee for me too. [13:39] IORI     Certainly. [13:41] IORI     And for the virgin over there? [13:44] SHINICHIRO     Hey, who asks like that?! [13:45] SHINICHIRO     I'm not a virgin! [13:47] YU     Sit down, virgin. [13:48] KENTA     Don't yell at the girl, virgin. [13:50] HAJIME     Your fault for looking like a virgin, virgin. [13:53] IORI     My apologies. [13:55] IORI     All I could see was a virgin, nothing else. [13:58] SHINICHIRO     Some apology that was!     You're just tacking on more insults! [14:01] YU     Facts are facts. [14:03] HAJIME     That's all I see, too. [14:05] IORI     Let me ask again. [14:07] IORI     What will the virgin-for-life have? [14:09] SHINICHIRO     We don't know what the future holds! [14:12] HAJIME     Sit down, eternal virgin. [14:14] YU     Facts are facts. [14:16] KENTA     Better luck next life. [14:18] SHINICHIRO     Fine. Iced coffee. [14:21] IORI     Certainly. Let me double-check your order. [14:25] IORI     Three cherry cokes, yes? SIGN    Cherry Boys [14:28] HAJIMEYUKENTA     He's the only virgin here! [14:29] SHINICHIRO     I didn't order that either! [14:33] IORI     I'm sorry. That was just a fun little joke. [14:36] KENTA     Fun little... [14:37] SHINICHIRO     It hurt my very soul, though. [14:39] YU     Oh, so it was just a fun little joke. [14:42] HAJIME     You're so playful. [14:43] IORI     I'm really sorry. [14:46] IORI     How would you like some     coffee-flavored cocktails? [14:49] YU     Oh, you serve booze? [14:51] HAJIME     Coffee-flavored cocktails, huh... [14:53] SHINICHIRO     Not a bad idea. [14:55] SHINICHIRO     Let's pre-game before we go hit on girls. [14:57] HAJIME     Sounds good. [14:58] YU     I'll have one too. [14:59] IORI     Thank you. [15:01] IORI     Please give us a bit. [15:03] YU     Sure thing. [15:04] HAJIME     We'll wait. [15:06] KENTA     What about my order? [15:09] IORI     How weird. [15:11] IORI     Where is it? [15:13] AINA     What're you looking for? [15:14] IORI     Hey, Cakey. [15:15] IORI     I can't find the Spirytus. [15:17] [SONG] SIGN     Spirytus (Alcohol) [15:19] AINA     Can you not take it     for granted that we'd have it? [15:22] AINA     What even is the order? [15:24] IORI     Coffee-flavored cocktails. [15:26] AINA     Use this Kahlua, then. [15:29] IORI     I can't take them out with this     weak-ass booze, though. [15:31] AINA     What are you trying to do to our guests?! [15:33] AINA     Don't cause a fuss,     or security will throw you out! [15:38] IORI     Ugh, fine. Guess I'll have to use this. [15:41] AINA     Also, don't toilet squat in a maid outfit! [15:46] IORI     Here's your order! [15:48] SHINICHIRO     Aye, let's go! [15:50] YU     Doesn't look any different from actual coffee. [15:52] KENTA     Uh... [15:53] HAJIME     You said coffee-flavored.     Did you use Kahlua, then? [15:55] IORI     Yes, I used Kahlua for the base... [15:58] IORI     and ink for the coloring! [16:03] SHINICHIRO     Why the hell would you add ink?! [16:05] HAJIME     Kahlua has plenty of color by itself! [16:07] IORI     Sorry, I thought it'd make it better. [16:10] YU     Make what better, exactly?! [16:12] IORI     I'm profusely sorry. [16:15] KENTA     Uh... [16:16] IORI     Can I make it up to you by     giving you my contact details? [16:23] KENTA     Uh... [16:25] IORI     I don't have my phone on me,     so could you give me yours? [16:28] IORI     I'll add my contact. [16:30] YU     A-OK! [16:31] SHINICHIRO     You better share later! [16:33] HAJIME     You're dead if you keep it to yourself! [16:40] IORI     Ah! [16:40] SHINICHIRO     Is something wrong? [16:42] IORI     I went and pressed the wrong thing. [16:44] YU     Oh, it happens. [16:46] SHINICHIRO     It's someone else's phone. [16:48] HAJIME     I don't blame ya. [16:50] YU     Did you enter the wrong ID? [16:52] IORI     No, I slipped up and... [16:54] IORI     sent this person here this text. [16:57] YU     "Picking up girls in the Cakey Cafe rn." [17:00] RIE     "Wait, what?" [17:02] RIE     "I'm coming over." [17:05] YU     That's one absurd slip-up right there! [17:08] IORI     I'm sorry. I'm terrible with gadgets. [17:11] SHINICHIRO     Don't worry about it. [17:13] HAJIME     He deserves it for hitting on chicks     when he already has a lady. [17:16] YU     Hey, don't tell her I have a lady! [17:20] YU     Wha? [17:27] HAJIME     It's dangerous. Come this way. [17:29] IORI     Okay. [17:30] SHINICHIRO     Quit wrapping your arm around her shoulder! [17:32] HAJIME     Oh, my bad. [17:38] IORI     Um, if you don't mind... [17:43] IORI     there's someone I'd like you to meet. [17:46] HAJIME     Wow. [17:48] IORI     Please? [17:52] HAJIME     Your parents, you mean? [17:54] HAJIME     While I do think we're jumping     the gun, I'll do it for you. [17:58] HAJIME     I'll meet them. [18:06] HAJIME     Huh? [18:08] IORI     That man started touching me     and saying, "I'll never let you go." [18:13] SECURITY A     Thanks for the report. [18:14] SECURITY B     You're coming with us. [18:16] HAJIME     Let me go! This is a mistake! [18:19] SHINICHIRO     No, I saw it too. [18:21] YU     He's definitely a molester. [18:24] HAJIME     If I am, then he is too! [18:27] SHINICHIRO     What?! [18:29] IORI     While you're taking out the trash,     take him away too. [18:32] YU     Trash?! [18:33] BOYS     Let me go! [18:34] BOYS     Stop that! [18:35] BOYS     Ow, you're hurting me! [18:37] IORI     Heh. At last, the evil is defeated. [18:41] IORI     Aight. It's 2 PM soon. [18:44] AINA     Hey, Iori. [18:46] AINA     I told you not to cause a fuss, didn't I? [18:57] HAJIME     That was you, you bastard?! [18:59] SHINICHIRO     How dare you mock my innocence! [19:01] YU     How are ya gonna fix this?! [19:03] IORI     Shaddup! [19:11] HAJIME     Let's stop. It's pointless. [19:13] SHINICHIRO     Fair. [19:14] YU     We're wasting time like this. SIGN    No Entry [19:16] HAJIME     How about we go grab a drink? [19:18] IORI     Doesn't look like we're getting back in. [19:21] HAJIME     I mean, if we did get back in... [19:24] SHINICHIRO     ...who'd want to go see girls like those? [19:27] YU     Good point. [19:30] YU     What's that? [19:31] HAJIME     Looks like a production truck. SIGN    Izu-no-Ko      Wide LIVE Broadcast [19:34] SHINICHIRO     They came to cover the fest? [19:36] SHINICHIRO     No wonder those tickets were gone in a flash. [19:40] IORI     We can watch it on mobile. [19:42] HAJIME     Show us. SIGN    Izu-no-Ko Wide LIVE Broadcast [19:43] REPORTER     Here's a quirky cafe that     boasts staff with heavy makeup. [19:47] REPORTER     It seems we were too late, however,     since they've switched over to the second half. [19:52] YU     Second half? [19:53] SHINICHIRO     What's that about? [19:55] REPORTER     In the second half, they cleanse the makeup [19:57] REPORTER     so guests can enjoy the contrast     between both halves. [20:01] ALL     Huh? [20:02] KANAKOKEIKOKIYOKO     We're the Cakey Cafe! [20:04] KANAKOKEIKOKIYOKO     The second half starts now! Please come visit! [20:09] AINA     Please. [20:11] CHISA     Please... [20:12] IORI     So it seems. [20:14] SHINICHIRO     A second half without the gaudy makeup?! [20:16] YU     I didn't know those girls were this cute! [20:19] HAJIME     I wish I'd known! [20:21] YU     We can't go back in, though. SIGN    Oumi Women's University [20:24] HAJIME     No tickets, either. [20:25] SHINICHIRO     Oh, well. [20:27] IORI     Yeah... [20:28] IORI     It sucks, but there's nothing we can do. [20:35] ALL     We'll lick your boots! [20:37] SECURITY     Seriously, stop. [20:39] IORI     We won't cause any problems! [20:41] SHINICHIRO     Want a shoulder massage? [20:42] HAJIME     How about a free meal?! [20:43] YU     If it goes well, we'll introduce their friends! [20:46] SECURITY     Again, that's not the point. [20:48] IORI     Okay, fine! [20:50] HAJIME     We'll all strip! [20:51] YU     And dance naked! [20:52] SHINICHIRO     Float like a butterfly! [20:53] SECURITY     Are you listening? [20:55] IORI     All right, boys, get to it! [21:02] IORI     We got kicked the hell out this time. [21:03] YU     They were fuming. [21:06] HAJIME     Our passion didn't get through to them. [21:08] SHINICHIRO     How vexing. [21:10] YU     But hey, we did all we could. [21:14] SHINICHIRO     We practically begged them. [21:17] HAJIME     And even that didn't work,     so now we know to drop it. [21:21] IORI     Yeah, we'll give up on having them let us in... [21:24] [SONG] SIGN     No Entry [21:27] IORI     and force ourselves in! [21:29] ALL     Yeah! [23:07] KENTA     Uh... [23:09] KENTA     C-Can I order? [23:16] IORI     Now, what's on the next episode     of Grand Blue Dreaming? [23:16] [SONG] SIGN     Preview [23:19] IORI     Iori here. I hope the hot summer     isn't wearing you out. [23:23] IORI     The idiots and I came to the     girls' college fest but got thrown out. [23:28] IORI     But our lust isn't about to give in! [23:31] IORI     Next episode, we have     "The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation," [23:31] [SONG] SIGN     The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation [23:31] [SONG] SIGN     Kohei Attends the Concert [23:31] [SONG] SIGN     Sakurako-sama Appears [23:34] IORI     "Kohei Attends the Concert,"     and "Sakurako-sama Appears"! [23:37] IORI     Don't miss the next episode! [23:40] IORI     Rock, paper... [23:42] IORI     scissors! SIGN    Back to the All-Girls College SIGN    Preview 6 - Back to the All-Girls College Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [01:46] YU     Lights... [01:47] IORI     Camera... [01:49] ALL     We want action! [01:56] YU     Nah, not gonna sleep with anyone. [01:58] SHINICHIRO     Just gonna stay up... All. Night. Long. [02:00] IORI     Yooo! [02:03] SECURITY B     All right, all right. [02:05] SECURITY A     Take it elsewhere. SIGN    No Entry [02:08] YU     Okay, what now? [02:10] SHINICHIRO     Scaling the wall won't work. [02:12] YU     Which leaves barging straight in. [02:16] SHINICHIRO     But I don't think we can power our way in. [02:20] SHINICHIRO     Should we dig a tunnel? [02:22] YU     We could look for a hole in the wall. [02:25] IORI     Nah, hold on. There's no need for that. [02:28] IORIHAJIME     We have a plan. [02:30] YU     Oho? [02:31] IORI     And it's plain and simple. [02:34] IORI     We'll waltz in with our heads held high. [02:37] IORI     You know how it's hard to stop people     who act like they belong. [02:41] HAJIME     Make them believe we showed     our ticket and they just missed it. [02:44] SHINICHIRO     I see! [02:45] YU     Seriously? That's your plan? [02:48] IORI     Heh. Don't worry, Mitarai. [02:50] IORI     This plan has another layer to it. SIGN    Acting like he can't hear 'em through the headphones SIGN    Acting like he showed the right ticket SIGN    Acting like a student SIGN    Acting like a grade schooler [03:15] SECURITY A     I honestly don't know where to start. [03:17] SECURITY B     Do you take us for fools? [03:20] SHINICHIRO     Never! [03:21] HAJIME     We're taking this very seriously. [03:23] SECURITY B     It's so over. [03:25] SECURITY A     Japanese education is done. [03:27] SECURITY B     Anyway, you're not getting back in. [03:30] SECURITY B     Accept that and go home. [03:32] HAJIME     Okay, fine, but could you tell us     how to get to the station? [03:36] IORI     Now! Go! [03:42] SECURITY A     Hold it! [03:43] YU     Darn! [03:44] SECURITY A     That was close! [03:46] SECURITY B     Can't take our eyes off these guys! [03:48] IORI     You fools. [03:48] HAJIME     Hook, line, and sinker. [03:50] IORIHAJIME     Those two were decoys! [03:52] SECURITYAB     What?! [03:53] YUSHINICHIRO     Hell nah! [03:57] IORI     Let me go! [03:58] SHINICHIRO     Not on your life! [04:00] YU     I don't care how stupid this is! [04:03] SHINICHIRO     One for all, all for one! [04:06] YUSHINICHIRO     You're not getting in without us! SIGN    No Entry [04:11] HAJIME     I can't believe you grabbed our legs! [04:14] IORI     Who gets in the way of their friends?! [04:16] SHINICHIRO     Shut it, you traitors! [04:17] YU     We never agreed to be your decoys! [04:21] SECURITY B     This is really unnecessary advice, but... [04:23] SECURITY A     Have you guys ever thought      about working together? [04:27] IORI     Damn it. We were so close. [04:30] HAJIME     We should've planned that better. [04:31] SHINICHIRO     You call that close? [04:33] YU     How optimistic are you guys? [04:35] SHINICHIRO     We're wasting too much time. [04:38] HAJIME     Guys are probably lining up in droves     for those girls, out of makeup. [04:41] IORI     Oh, right! SIGN    Not attractive SIGN    Hot stuff! [04:43] IORI     Chisa isn't wearing     that gaudy makeup right now! [04:45] IORI     Which means there's a chance she'll get hit on! [04:47] NANAKA     Iori-kun... [04:51] IORI     We gotta counterfeit a ticket! [04:53] YU     Nah, disguise ourselves as staff! [04:55] SHINICHIRO     Act like we're injured! [04:56] HAJIME     Parachute in from the sky! [04:58] AZUSA     Huh? What are you doing, Iori? [05:01] [SONG] SIGN     OWU Fest Staff [05:06] HAJIME     Hey, Kitahara! Who's that baddie?! [05:08] SHINICHIRO     You know her?! [05:09] YU     Introduce us! [05:10] AZUSA     Friends of yours? [05:11] IORI     It depends. [05:13] IORI     Give it up. You guys don't have     a chance in hell with her. [05:18] HAJIME     Hm? I mean, she is very hot. [05:21] YU     Is she that picky? [05:23] IORI     That, and... [05:26] IORI     You're out of your depth. SIGN    Out of your depth [05:28] SHINICHIRO     "Out of our depth"? [05:29] YU     What does that even mean? [05:31] AZUSA     So, what are you doing? [05:34] IORI     Thing is... [05:36] AZUSA     And you got thrown out? [05:38] HAJIME     Yeah, yeah. [05:40] SHINICHIRO     This sucks so much! [05:42] YU     Is there any way to fix this? [05:43] AZUSA     I don't know... [05:46] IORI     Oh... in that case, [05:49] IORI     can you at least make Chisa ugly? [05:51] AZUSA     Huh? Where did that come from? [05:53] IORI     I'm scared of what Nanaka-san     will do if Chisa gets hit on. [05:55] AZUSA     Ah, I see now. [05:57] AZUSA     What's your plan once you get in? [05:59] IORI     Hit on girls. [06:00] AZUSA     I love that you have one brain cell. [06:05] AZUSA     Okay! I'll figure something out! [06:07] IORI     Thank you so much! [06:09] AZUSA     I'll let you guys in if you help Kohei     with the concert setup, too. [06:13] ALL     Seriously?! [06:15] AZUSA     But it's hard work, okay? [06:17] YU     We'll be fine! [06:17] SHINICHIRO     Anything Imamura can do... [06:19] HAJIME     ...we can do better! [06:21] AZUSA     You don't say. [06:22] AZUSA     Okay, boys! Follow me! [06:24] ALL     Yes, ma'am! [06:33] YU     This is actually hard work! [06:35] IORI     Don't talk to me. [06:36] SHINICHIRO     Takes too much energy to respond. [06:38] HAJIME     Is Imamura really doing all this too? [06:41] YU     No way his body can handle this. [06:53] IORI     Looks like it can. [06:55] STAFF     Over here, Imamura-san! [06:56] HAJIME     I can't believe it.     And the staff actually trust him. [06:57] STAFF     Imamura-san! [06:59] SHINICHIRO     I've never seen him look so serious before. [07:03] IORI     Oh, to hell with it. [07:06] HAJIME     Let's get to it, guys. [07:09] ALL     Aye! [07:14] SAKURAKO     He's so hot, huh? [07:15] NATSUMI     I get it! [07:18] YUKI     He's like the standoffish pretty boy! [07:21] NATSUMI     Think he has a girlfriend? [07:22] SAKURAKO     Let's try talking to him later. [07:25] SHINICHIRO     You know what to do, right?     That guy betrayed us! [07:28] YU     We have to make him suffer. [07:30] HAJIME     Especially around the face. [07:31] IORI     Hold up. [07:33] ALL     Huh? [07:34] YU     Why stop us, Kitahara? [07:36] SHINICHIRO     You wanna let him get away with this? [07:38] HAJIME     We need to give him a slow, painful death! [07:40] IORI     You guys are such simpletons. [07:44] IORI     This is why you can't land any chicks. [07:46] ALL     Say what?! [07:48] IORI     Listen up. Kohei's our friend. [07:51] SHINICHIRO     He was, 'til a moment ago. [07:52] HAJIME     Soon, it'll be ancient history. [07:54] IORI     You're not getting it. [07:55] IORI     We can use him as bait to lure those girls in! [08:00] SAKURAKO     What do you say? [08:01] NATSUMI     Should we invite him? [08:02] IORI     Boy, this sure is hard work! [08:06] YU     Aren't you thirsty? [08:07] SAKURAKO     Actually, yeah. [08:08] YUKI     This sure takes a toll on you, huh? [08:11] SHINICHIRO     Huh? But you're not doing anyth— [08:13] HAJIME     Watch your mouth. [08:15] SAKURAKO     I should've taken makeup classes, honestly. [08:18] YUKI     Who cares about some stupid     voice actress concert? [08:21] SHINICHIRO     I hear ya. [08:22] HAJIME     At these times... [08:23] HAJIME     you could kill for a cold one, huh? [08:26] NATSUMI     Oh, totally. [08:28] YUKI     I want one too! [08:30] YU     How about we grab a drink together later, then? [08:33] IORI     Call it a wrap-up party. [08:35] NATSUMI     Oh, I don't know... [08:37] YUKI     What do you say? [08:39] IORI     We'll bring that guy with us, too. [08:41] SAKURAKO     Huh? [08:45] SAKURAKO     No thanks. [08:46] HAJIME     Get outta here! [08:47] SHINICHIRO     Nobody called you! [08:49] KENTA     I'll never let my friends     enjoy life without me! [08:51] IORI     That's not who we meant! [08:53] YU     We were talking about him! [08:55] NATSUMI     Oh, him? [08:57] YUKI     Really? [08:58] SAKURAKO     I'm in, then! [08:59] IORI     All right! [09:00] YU     See you after work, then. [09:02] GIRLS     Okay! [09:05] YU     Now, then... [09:06] SHINICHIRO     Way to show up just as things     were getting good. [09:09] HAJIME     What were you even up to? [09:10] KENTA     I was worried sick about you guys. [09:13] IORI     You sure don't look it. [09:14] YU     Bet you enjoyed your time here alone! [09:17] KENTA     None of that matters anymore, right? [09:20] SHINICHIRO     You got that right. [09:22] HAJIME     We finally got our foot in the door. [09:26] ALL     We gotta make it count! [09:31] CHIEF     I'm so glad we finished the setup.     You were a great help. [09:34] KOHEI     Anything for my Kaya-sama. [09:37] CHIEF     You must be a massive fan. [09:39] CHIEF     You can have this as a reward. [09:42] KOHEI     Is that a concert token? [09:44] KOHEI     And it's number 001?! [09:46] CHIEF     You should watch from the good seats! [09:51] KOHEI     Thank you... so much! [09:53] CHIEF     You're crying for real? As a grown man?! [09:58] IORI     I'm so happy for you, Kohei. [10:01] HAJIME     Now you don't have to queue up, [10:04] SHINICHIRO     which means you can come drinking with us. [10:07] KOHEI     Wh-What's with you guys?     Are you after this token?! [10:10] YU     Not at all. [10:11] IORI     Relax. We have zero interest in that. [10:14] SHINICHIRO     Let's just go drinking! [10:16] KOHEI     But I have a concert to go to! [10:18] KENTA     It's fine. We'll be drinking     in a classroom nearby. [10:21] YU     Just come along for starters.     You can leave whenever you want. [10:24] KOHEI     Don't make me regret this! [10:28] ALL     Cheers! [10:30] SAKURAKO     Hey, what's your name? I'm Sakurako! [10:32] YUKI     I'm Yuki! What school do you go to? [10:34] NATSUMI     And I'm Natsumi. Do you have a girlfriend? [10:39] SAKURAKO     He's getting all shy! So cute! [10:41] SAKURAKO     Come on, tell us your name. [10:43] KOHEI     Kohei Imamura... [10:46] SAKURAKO     Oh, so you're Kohei-kun. [10:49] YUKI     You're a first-year? You look more mature. [10:51] NATSUMI     What do you usually do in your free time? [10:53] KOHEI     Uh, I... [10:55] IORI     Listen, Kohei. [10:57] IORI     Isn't it almost time? [10:59] SHINICHIRO     I'm sure you need to prep too. [11:01] HAJIME     You should get going,     you piece of trash. [11:03] KOHEI     Oh, you're right. [11:05] KOHEI     Okay! [11:05] KOHEI     See you later! [11:06] SAKURAKO     What? You're leaving already? [11:09] YUKI     Drink with us some more! [11:11] KOHEI     I have important matters to get to. [11:13] NATSUMI     What... [11:15] YUKI     It can't be that important. [11:17] SAKURAKO     You'll have more fun drinking with us! [11:22] YU     Nah, don't stop him. [11:24] YU     This really is important to him. [11:27] SAKURAKO     Really? [11:28] NATSUMI     What is it anyway? [11:30] KOHEI     The great Kaya Mizuki's concert. [11:35] NATSUMI     Huh? [11:35] YUKI     That's where you're going? [11:37] KOHEI     Yeah. [11:39] SAKURAKO     What the heck? Forget that and drink with us! [11:43] YUKI     Yeah, you'll definitely have more fun here! [11:46] HAJIME     There, there. [11:47] IORI     Anime and games are his lifeblood. [11:50] SHINICHIRO     Let him go. [11:52] NATSUMI     Seriously? Anime and games? [11:54] YUKI     Way to sound like a nerd! [11:57] SAKURAKO     Actually... [11:59] SAKURAKO     You should grow out of that stuff already. [12:02] YUKI     Right? [12:04] SAKURAKO     You're so handsome, Kohei-kun. [12:07] NATSUMI     Don't ruin your good looks. [12:08] KOHEI     I don't care! This is what matters to me most! [12:12] SAKURAKO     Most? [12:13] NATSUMI     Not drinking with us? [12:15] YUKI     The concert matters more? [12:18] NATSUMI     Say what?! [12:19] YUKI     Don't you think you're being mean?! [12:20] KOHEI     Sorry, but it's the truth. [12:22] SAKURAKO     Uh-huh... You don't say. [12:26] SAKURAKO     It's okay. Get going. [12:29] YUKINATSUMI     Huh? [12:29] KOHEI     Thank you. [12:31] SAKURAKO     Oh, but hang on. [12:33] KOHEI     What now? [12:37] SAKURAKO     You've got some dirt on you. [12:42] KOHEI     Okay, see you. [12:45] SAKURAKO     Yeah, bye-bye! [12:47] HAJIME     Get lost! [12:48] YU     Hope your voice goes hoarse     from all the screaming! [12:51] SHINICHIRO     Sorry about that. [12:53] HAJIME     That guy's a massive otaku. [12:56] IORI     He was dressed like this earlier. [13:00] NATSUMI     Yikes! [13:01] YUKI     Is he one of those creepy otaku?! [13:03] YU     Let's talk about something fun. [13:06] IORI     Yeah, forget about that guy. [13:14] SAKURAKO     Wow, you can rent out entire villas? [13:17] IORI     We used one for our club's training camp. [13:19] YUKI     Sounds fun! [13:20] KENTA     It's probably cheaper than staying in a hotel. [13:22] YU     And I like how you can cook whatever you want. [13:25] SAKURAKO     Yeah? We should all go sometime, then. [13:30] ALL     Flinch! [13:33] SHINICHIRO     Wait, do you mean... [13:35] KENTA     The three of you girls together? [13:38] SAKURAKO     What are you saying? [13:39] NATSUMI     What would we do with just the three of us? [13:42] YUKI     If it's gonna be a fun overnight trip, [13:44] YUKI     we should all go together! SIGN    We should all go together [13:46] YU     G-Gulp! [13:48] SAKURAKO     I'd love to have a barbecue. [13:50] NATSUMI     On the beach! Watching the sunset! [13:53] YUKI     That sounds like so much fun! [13:56] IORI     Whoa... This can't be real. [13:59] IORI     I've dreamed of this forever! [14:03] IORI     Crap, we shouldn't panic! [14:06] KENTA     Man, a trip would be fun as hell. [14:09] HAJIME     When should we go? [14:10] SHINICHIRO     We need to pick a destination, too! [14:12] IORI     These morons! [14:13] IORI     At least I should try to give off     an aura of calm confidence! [14:18] SAKURAKO     Oh, want us to invite our friends?     Make it an even number of boys and girls? [14:24] IORI     I'll do anything for you! [14:26] YUKI     Wow, so desperate. [14:37] KAYA     This fairy tale whispers sweet nothings [14:41] KAYA     It speaks of a false world [14:43] KAYA     Trapped inside a dark void [14:57] SAKURAKO     Oh, I have an idea. [14:58] HAJIME     What is it, ma'am? [14:59] SAKURAKO     We should invite Kohei-kun to the beach, too. [15:03] BOYS     What? [15:05] SHINICHIRO     I don't know about him. [15:07] YU     We could try, but who knows if he'll show? [15:09] NATSUMI     Really? [15:11] IORI     He picked the concert     over drinking with us, remember? [15:14] IORI     He's not too interested in real women. [15:17] SAKURAKO     All the more reason to invite him, then. [15:19] IORI     Why? [15:20] SAKURAKO     I mean... [15:21] SAKURAKO     He ran off and left us hanging, right? [15:26] YUKI     You said it. [15:27] SAKURAKO     He's blessed with good looks, so his friends     gotta get him back on the right track. [15:32] NATSUMI     You make a good point.     Do you have any good ideas? [15:37] IORI     I didn't realize I'd gotten a notification. [15:40] KOHEI     "Have you seen my token?" [15:43] NATSUMI     It needs to be quick and brutal. [15:46] SAKURAKO     Like, barge into his place     and dump all his merch? [15:49] YUKI     That might be necessary, yeah. [15:51] SAKURAKO     For example... [15:53] SAKURAKO     you do something like this. [15:58] IORI     Wait, is that Kohei's? [16:00] HAJIME     That token? [16:01] SAKURAKO     Yep, yep. [16:02] NATSUMI     When did you grab that? [16:04] YUKI     Way to go, Sakurako! [16:05] SAKURAKO     You know it! [16:06] KOHEI     "There's no time! Please!" [16:06] [SONG] SIGN     Kitahara, have you seen my token?      Could you look for it?      There's no time! Please! [16:09] SAKURAKO     I grabbed it 'cause he was pissing me off. [16:13] SAKURAKO     But I think I did a good deed. [16:16] SAKURAKO     He really needs to grow out of that crap. [16:20] SAKURAKO     Voice actress? Anime? Talk about pathetic. [16:25] SAKURAKO     I don't get what's good     about that stuff at all. [16:29] NATSUMI     Right? [16:30] YUKI     Me neither. [16:31] SAKURAKO     Hope he learns his lesson.     It's for his own good. [16:37] IORI     Is that so? [16:39] SAKURAKO     I'm such a nice person... [16:44] SAKURAKO     Huh? [16:45] NATSUMI     Wha... [16:46] YUKI     S-Sakurako... [16:50] IORI     A'ight, let's bounce. [16:52] HAJIME     Yep. [16:53] SHINICHIRO     Aye. [16:54] NATSUMI     H-Hold up! [16:55] NATSUMI     What do you think you're doing to Sakurako?! [16:57] YUKI     Why'd you suddenly snap?! [16:59] NATSUMI     You guys called him gross too! [17:04] HAJIME     Yeah, and? [17:05] YU     We're free to have our own     opinions about his hobbies. [17:10] IORI     But you know what? [17:11] IORI     Getting between him and the stuff     he loves is a whole different story. [17:17] IORI     He's fine the way he is. [17:30] IORI     Man... [17:32] IORI     We ruined a good thing! [17:37] HAJIME     Our passionate summer! [17:39] SHINICHIRO     My first time! And I wouldn't     have had to wait until my next life! [17:45] HAJIME     You ruined it by getting mad! [17:47] IORI     You coulda fixed it! [17:54] KOHEI     What are you guys doing? [17:56] IORI     Right back at ya. [17:59] IORI     C'mon, there'll be other     concerts you can go to. [18:02] KOHEI     Kaya-sama's concert was     so good, I can't stop crying! [18:07] IORI     Huh? [18:09] HAJIME     Wait, you got in? [18:11] KOHEI     Yeah... the chief of staff helped me. [18:15] (Flashback) CHIEF     You lost the token? Are you stupid? [18:19] (Flashback) CHIEF     Sheesh, I'll figure something out. [18:22] SHINICHIRO     How long have you been crying?     Didn't the concert end a while ago? [18:25] YU     If you're that emotional,     you must've gotten a good seat, huh? [18:29] KOHEI     Nah, I was all the way in the back. [18:32] IORI     What? Why are you so happy, then? [18:36] KOHEI     I mean, I was heartbroken at first... [18:39] KOHEI     But once the concert started, [18:43] KOHEI     I stopped caring about all that! [18:50] IORI     Dude, you're so frickin' gross. [18:52] HAJIME     Right? [18:53] KOHEI     Shaddup! Don't talk if you fools     can't see Kaya-sama's greatness! [18:57] KENTA     Nobody cares! [18:57] SHINICHIRO     We're going drinking. It's on you tonight. [19:00] KOHEI     Why should I pay?! [19:01] YU     We're drinking to forget     our failed pickup mission! [19:06] IORI     Uh... Chisa-san? [19:08] CHISA     What? [19:09] IORI     Nobody hit on you, right? [19:12] CHISA     Technically. [19:13] IORI     In that case... [19:15] IORI     why so mad? [19:20] CHISA     Azusa-san showed up late... SIGN    Cakey     Cafe [19:22] (Flashback) REPORTER     You must get lots of boys talking to you. [19:25] (Flashback) CHISA     Er... [19:26] (Flashback) AZUSA     Oh, the thing about her is... [19:29] (Flashback) AZUSA     No point hitting on her.     This is what her boyfriend's like. [19:33] (Flashback) REPORT     Ack. [19:36] KANAKO     Hello! [19:42] IORI     Wow, an unusual guest. [19:43] CHISA     Are you here to dive with us? [19:45] KANAKO     Nah, that's not it. [19:47] KANAKO     I came to hand Kohei-kun     something from my sister. [19:50] KOHEI     What? For me? [19:52] [SONG] SIGN     Kaya Mizuki      to Kohei Imamura <3 [19:57] KANAKO     It's yours if you want it, she says. [19:59] KOHEI     Huh? [20:00] CHISA     Hey, wait... [20:02] IORI     That name sounds familiar. [20:03] IORI     Huh? Isn't that the voice actress     who performed... [20:07] AINA     Correct! [20:10] KANAKO     My sister's a voice actress. [20:13] IORI     Wait, so that caked-up girl was... [20:17] AINA     Yep, it was Kaya Mizuki.     I introduced you like I said I would. [20:29] KANAKO     Wh-What got into him?! [20:30] AINA     Don't worry about it. [20:32] IORI     He's stuck between the joy of meeting her     and the regret of not talking to her. [20:36] KOHEI     Why? Why didn't you tell me sooner?! [20:39] AINA     Why would we? [20:41] CHISA     You wouldn't have gotten any work done. [20:43] IORI     No doubt. [20:45] KANAKO     She said she was really happy     when she saw you cheering. [20:49] KANAKO     She also sang your praises, Iori-kun. [20:53] IORI     Me? [20:55] AINA     What did you do? [20:56] IORI     I don't really remember... [20:59] [SONG] SIGN     Kaya Mizuki [21:02] (Flashback) MAYA     That cross-dressing pair was so cute! [21:05] AZUSA     Iori and Kohei? That was so funny. [21:09] (Flashback) MAYA     Right, Azusa. Speaking of Iori-kun... [21:13] MAYA     I get why you're so hot on him now. [21:17] (Flashback) AZUSA     Did something happen? [21:18] MAYA     Yep. [21:20] (Flashback) MAYA     Kinda. SIGN    Cakey     Cafe [21:22] (Flashback) IORI     He's always like that.     Every bit as gross as he looks. [21:26] (Flashback) MAYA     I guess that's how someone's hobby     comes off when you don't get it. [21:30] (Flashback) IORI     True. But that's exactly     why I also believe this. [21:37] (Flashback) IORI     He's an incredible guy. [21:41] (Flashback) MAYA     Didn't you just call him gross? [21:43] (Flashback) IORI     That's exactly why. [21:45] (Flashback) MAYA     Huh? [21:46] (Flashback) IORI     He loves it so much that he can't let it go,     even when people call him names. [21:53] (Flashback) IORI     Don't you think that's really amazing? [21:57] (Flashback) MAYA     Even when they don't get your hobby at all, [22:01] (Flashback) MAYA     having friends who     support your passion for it... [22:11] (Flashback) MAYA     must be the greatest feeling. 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SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [01:37] USHIRONOMIYA     All right. [01:39] USHIRONOMIYA     This is a lecture by Ushironomiya,     the top candidate for promotion to professor. [01:43] USHIRONOMIYA     You'd better take in every single word! [01:47] USHIRONOMIYA     Today, we'll be running the Charpy impact test! [01:51] ALL     'Kay. [01:52] USHIRONOMIYA     By measuring the difference     in potential energy, SIGN    Experiment SIGN    Specimen SIGN    Hammer [01:55] USHIRONOMIYA     we can calculate the kinetic energy     needed to destroy the specimen. SIGN    Dial [01:59] IORI     Talk about a simple experiment. [02:02] HAJIME     Simple equations, too. [02:04] SHINICHIRO     This report's gonna be a piece of cake. [02:06] KOHEI     Totally. [02:07] USHIRONOMIYA     You guys seem rather confident. [02:10] IORI     What do you expect? [02:11] HAJIME     This is high school physics. [02:13] SHINICHIRO     Too easy for us, right? [02:16] KOHEI     It'd be harder to screw up. [02:18] USHIRONOMIYA     Oho? [02:20] USHIRONOMIYA     So you're saying you'd never     mess up an experiment like this? [02:23] ALL     Of course! [02:24] USHIRONOMIYA     I see, I see. [02:26] USHIRONOMIYA     Then use this. [02:28] IORI     A cushion? [02:30] SHINICHIRO     What's this for? [02:31] KOHEI     Do you want us to do the experiment seated? [02:34] USHIRONOMIYA     Not quite! [02:38] USHIRONOMIYA     If you're so smart, [02:39] USHIRONOMIYA     you can calculate the height where     the hammer won't destroy your crotch, right? [02:43] ALL     Of all the horrifying ideas! [02:45] IORI     This is basically bullying! [02:47] HAJIME     Have you no humanity?! [02:50] USHIRONOMIYA     What's the problem? [02:52] USHIRONOMIYA     None of you will ever have     the chance to use it, anyway. [02:55] ALL     You wanna go, asshole?! [02:57] USHIRONOMIYA     We'll conduct four trials. [02:59] USHIRONOMIYA     If you fail to destroy the sample     even once, you won't get credit! [03:05] IORI     That rat bastard! [03:06] KOHEI     Four whole times?! [03:08] HAJIME     I hope Yamamoto's Yamamoto holds out. [03:11] SHINICHIRO     We're all doing this, right?     We all get a turn, right?! [03:14] KOHEI     What do we do, though? [03:16] SHINICHIRO     We can't afford to mess up even once! [03:18] HAJIME     We can't risk any half-assed heights. [03:21] IORI     Which means... [03:22] ALL     The first trial means certain death! [03:25] HAJIME     Let's start with Yamamoto     since he's already set up. [03:27] SHINICHIRO     Wait, timeout! [03:28] SHINICHIRO     Start with Imamura!     He has no interest in real women! [03:31] HAJIME     Good point. [03:32] KOHEI     No, it's not! [03:34] KOHEI     Listen, my crotch is very important. [03:36] KOHEI     I need it for the middle-school girls     who adore me as their Onii-chan. [03:40] IORI     Yeah, let's start with him. [03:41] SHINICHIRO     We should destroy it before he commits a crime. [03:44] KOHEI     Knock it off! [03:45] SHINICHIRO     In your dreams! [03:47] HAJIME     You ticking crime bomb! [03:48] IORI     Give up and give it up! [03:50] KOHEI     Why, you... [03:52] KOHEI     Kitahara has to go first, you guys! [03:56] KOHEI     He'll eventually make a move on Kote— [04:00] IORI     Okay, we got Kohei's consent.     Let's get on with it. [04:04] SHINICHIRO     R-Right... [04:05] HAJIME     What a ruthless bastard. [04:11] KOHEI     You scumbags! [04:12] HAJIME     Tch. [04:13] SHINICHIRO     He woke up. [04:14] IORI     Hurry with the setup! [04:16] KOHEI     Listen to me! I... I... [04:21] HAJIME     All systems green! [04:23] SHINICHIRO     Ready to record! [04:26] IORI     All right! Start the experiment! [04:28] KOHEI     Stop this now! [04:33] IORI     Men, salute our fallen hero! [04:45] IORI     150 degrees was too high, huh? [04:47] HAJIME     We can probably lower it a bit next time. [04:50] SHINICHIRO     Glad we got some good data. [04:52] IORI     Okay, next is... [04:54] KOHEI     Let me choose the next person to go. [05:00] IORI     Huh? [05:01] HAJIMESHINICHIRO     Go for it. [05:02] IORI     Hell no! Let's decide with RPS! [05:05] SHINICHIRO     Quiet, you shithead! [05:07] HAJIME     Our hero chose you, you shithead! [05:10] IORI     You pieces of trash! [05:11] IORI     Kohei! We're BFFs, remember? [05:15] KOHEI     Kitahara, don't tell anyone this, [05:17] KOHEI     but I have a past report for this experiment. [05:21] [SONG] SIGN     Material Mechanics     Charpy Impact Test Report [05:22] KOHEI     And these are the calculations. [05:24] IORI     Whoa! [05:25] KOHEI     If you follow it... [05:27] IORI     ...I'll be fine, right? [05:31] HAJIME     According to this report... [05:33] SHINICHIRO     The angle should be 138 degrees. [05:36] IORI     That's pretty high. [05:37] SHINICHIRO     Okay, let's start. [05:39] IORI     Sure. [05:39] KOHEI     By the way, Kitahara. [05:41] KOHEI     Here's the evaluation for this report. [05:42] [SONG] SIGN     Completely wrong! Re-submit! [05:49] KOHEI     Did I ever say that it was an accurate report? [05:53] HAJIME     True, you didn't. [05:54] SHINICHIRO     So you technically didn't lie. [05:56] KOHEI     Who's the next victim? [05:59] SHINICHIRO     You go first. [06:00] HAJIME     No, after you. [06:01] IORI     You jerks... [06:03] HAJIME     You say something, dead man walking? [06:05] SHINICHIRO     Got any last words? [06:06] IORI     Lemme see that report. [06:08] KOHEI     Fine. [06:11] IORI     I knew it. [06:13] SHINICHIRO     What's up? [06:14] IORI     Well, looking at this report, [06:16] IORI     it seems like the equations were correct. [06:18] IORI     They just made a calculation error here. [06:21] KOHEI     Show us. [06:22] SHINICHIRO     You're right. So if we just recalculate it... [06:25] HAJIME     We'll have nothing to worry about. [06:27] IORI     Hang on a sec. I'll run the numbers now. [06:30] IORI     Nojima's next, by the way. [06:32] HAJIME     Why me?! [06:33] SHINICHIRO     Our fallen hero has chosen you. [06:36] KOHEI     Accept the honor. [06:38] IORI     Besides, it'd be better to have longer legs... [06:43] IORI     Hold up. [06:44] KOHEI     Could Yamamoto's legs actually be long— [06:47] HAJIME     All right! My turn! [06:49] IORI     All done. It's 134 degrees. [06:51] SHINICHIRO     Okay, let's set it up. [06:53] HAJIME     I don't know if I trust your calculations. [06:55] KOHEI     Relax. I got the same result. [06:58] IORI     While you may not trust the two of us... [07:00] KOHEI     ...you can trust matching results, right? [07:03] HAJIME     I guess so. [07:05] SHINICHIRO     Setting hammer to 134 degrees. [07:07] HAJIME     O-Okay. [07:08] IORI     Chill out, man. [07:10] KOHEI     Our calculations were perfect. [07:16] SHINICHIRO     They're lying through their teeth! [07:20] IORI     That leaves you. [07:22] KOHEI     Wanna try like 133 degrees? [07:24] SHINICHIRO     Whoa, whoa, whoa! [07:25] SHINICHIRO     We already know 101 degrees is the answer! [07:27] SHINICHIRO     Why set it higher?! [07:29] IORI     Well, that answer... [07:31] KOHEI     It's missing the coefficient of H. [07:33] SHINICHIRO     Coefficient of H? [07:35] IORIKOHEI     That's right. [07:38] IORIKOHEI     The coefficient of Hatred! [07:45] IORI     Professor! [07:46] IORI     We were wrong, Professor! [07:48] HAJIME     We're sorry for taking the experiment lightly! [07:51] KOHEI     Please teach us material mechanics! [07:54] USHIRONOMIYA     Ah, have you finally come to realize     your own ignorance? [07:59] ALL     Yes, sir! [07:59] KOHEI     So please, Professor! [08:01] IORI     Please guide us ignorant fools! [08:03] HAJIME     We beg you! [08:05] USHIRONOMIYA     I see! Very well! [08:08] USHIRONOMIYA     I'll grant you the privilege     of being taught by yours truly! [08:13] IORI     Show us how it's done! [08:15] HAJIME     Spread your legs, please. [08:16] KOHEI     You'll die unless you clench your abdomen. [08:19] USHIRONOMIYA     Heh, you brats really are fools. [08:22] USHIRONOMIYA     As if I would make a calculation error. [08:25] USHIRONOMIYA     Set alpha to 101 degrees! [08:28] IORI     Yes, sir! [08:29] KOHEI     Understood, Professor! [08:31] HAJIME     Here we go, Professor! [08:33] USHIRONOMIYA     Yes, anytime! [08:35] USHIRONOMIYA     The hammer will stop 1mm before my groin.     Behold the accuracy of my calculations! SIGN    Weight (300g) [08:52] USHIRONOMIYA     In other words... [08:53] USHIRONOMIYA     the potential energy of the weight added     simply adds directly to the total energy... [09:00] USHIRONOMIYA     meaning the 300g weight from a height... [09:07] HAJIME     I see. [09:08] SHINICHIRO     Hands-on learning. [09:10] KOHEI     Truly a riveting experiment. [09:12] IORI     I'll remember this equation for life. [09:15] CHISA     This school is full of idiots. [09:17] SIGN     "The Charpy impact test has a high margin of error, so only try it after undergoing special training." [09:25] [SONG] SIGN     Peek-a-Boo Summer Camp Guide      Spend the night in an abandoned elementary school! [09:25] AINA     Okay, guess what this song is from. [09:28] ALL     Hmm... [09:30] IORI     A booze commercial! [09:31] AINA     Bzzt. [09:32] CHISA     What is it, then? [09:33] KOHEI     Just what anime is it from?! [09:36] AINA     It's not an anime song. [09:37] IORI     Hint, please! [09:38] KOHEI     Give us a hint! [09:39] AINA     Aw, fine. [09:41] AINA     TV show I like. [09:43] ALL     It's the theme to a dating reality show. [09:46] AINA     How did you know?! [09:47] KOHEI     O-Okay, I'll pick next. [09:49] ALL     Anime song! [09:50] KOHEI     At least wait until you listen to it! [09:52] IORI     Let's go with Chisa next. [09:54] CHISA     Huh? [09:55] CHISA     I, uh... [09:57] AINA     What do you usually listen to? [09:59] KOHEI     I'm curious too. [10:01] CHISA     Just normal J-Pop. It'd be too boring. [10:04] IORI     We'll be the judges of that. [10:07] AINA     Yep, yep. [10:15] KOHEI     Ocean SFX? [10:17] AINA     Seriously?! [10:18] IORI     What part of this is normal J-Pop? [10:20] IORI     What else? Flowing River... Underwater SFX... [10:24] KOHEI     Anything water works, huh? [10:26] AINA     None of this is even music. [10:29] IORI     Chisa really does have a screw or two loose. [10:32] CHISA     Do you want to hear a song     with lyrics so badly? [10:35] IORI     If you even have any. [10:36] CHISA     Yeah? Here you go, then. [10:41] KOHEI     Oh? [10:41] AINA     Sounds normal. [10:43] KOHEI     It's really basic, though. [10:46] AINA     I've never heard anything like it. [10:48] KOHEI     What's it from, Kotegawa? [10:51] IORI     Stop the music, Chisa! [10:53] IORI     Or else... I'll grope the shit outta you! [10:56] AINA     Wait, what?! [10:58] KOHEI     Does Kitahara know what it is? [10:59] CHISA     You see, this song... [11:01] IORIFATHER     Ten, twenty years from now, [11:06] CHISA     ...is one Iori wrote in middle school. [11:07] IORIFATHER     for the me who I've yet to meet [11:11] AINA     Grab him, Kohei. [11:12] IORIFATHER     These sleepless nights are midnight [11:12] KOHEI     Way ahead of you. [11:14] IORI     Let me go! Or kill me! [11:16] AINA     But how'd you get this? [11:18] CHISA     I wrote to Shiori-chan a while ago. [11:18] IORIFATHER     I'll search for tomorrow [11:22] CHISA     I said Iori doesn't plan on     going home for summer break, [11:23] IORIFATHER     For the sake of my future self [11:25] CHISA     and she sent me this. [11:27] AINA     I see. [11:28] IORI     Shiori! [11:29] IORIFATHER     Ten, twenty years from now, [11:32] IORIFATHER     for the me who I've yet to meet [11:40] IORI     The others are already here? [11:42] CHISA     They got here early. [11:43] IORI     Can't believe we're using an abandoned     school for our summer camp, though. SIGN    Experience the Extraordinary     Stay at a School!! [11:48] KOHEI     I found a fine place, if I do say so myself. [11:52] IORI     What were you looking up     when you found this, though? [11:56] ALL     Huh? [11:58] AINA     We can have a campfire     on school grounds. Isn't that awesome? [12:01] CHISA     We'll get to sleep on beds in classrooms, too. [12:04] IORI     We can even go all-out on the fireworks. [12:07] AINA     I get another chance to fill my     life album with lovely memories! [12:14] SHINJI     Test of Courage! Come to the roof! SIGN    Test of Courage SIGN    Come to the roof     Peek-a-Boo Seniors [12:18] AINA     My album! [12:20] IORI     Give up on it already. [12:22] AINA     I'll just wait here until you're done! [12:25] IORI     Don't be so scared. [12:27] KOHEI     It'll just be some light fun and games. [12:30] SHINJI     "P.S. None of us are drinking     until this is over." [12:35] IORI     This is bad news. SIGN    Girls' Course [12:40] IORI     You're going that way, huh? [12:44] KOHEI     That means... [12:46] KOHEI     We're going this way? SIGN    Dummies' Course [12:50] IORI     Huh? That's not for me, either. [12:52] KOHEI     If anything, it's exclusively for your use. [12:55] CHISA     Just go that way together. [13:05] AINA     W-Way to set the mood. [13:08] CHISA     This is the real deal. [13:13] CHISA     A French doll? [13:14] AINA     Th-That startled me... [13:20] IORI     I kinda assumed you'd be scared of this stuff. [13:23] KOHEI     If you ask me, new people are far scarier. [13:26] IORI     Right, I forgot that about you. [13:31] KOHEI     Gah! Stop it! [13:35] AINA     Was that... [13:36] CHISA     ...Imamura-kun? [13:38] CHISA     He must've seen something really scary. [13:42] KOHEI     You'll hurt her neck if you hang her like that! [13:46] IORI     Let's just move on, man. [13:53] AINA     A Japanese doll? [13:54] CHISA     Careful, Aina. [13:56] CHISA     They tend to distract you with these     things before attacking from elsewhere. [14:02] AINA     I felt something cold and slimy! [14:06] CHISA     It's just konjac jelly. [14:09] KOHEI     Figures are very delicate objects! [14:12] KOHEI     You must handle them with care! [14:13] IORI     Okay, okay. [14:16] IORI     A Japanese doll, huh? [14:17] KOHEI     Careful, Kitahara. [14:19] IORI     Yeah, I know. Bet it's coming     right about now... [14:22] IORI     Knew it. [14:23] KOHEI     This isn't enough to scare us. [14:27] [SONG] SIGN     Used and Abused [14:30] IORIKOHEI     Eek! [14:32] AINA     I guess they're not too hot with horror either. [14:34] CHISA     You really think so? [14:40] AINA     Huh? [14:42] CHISA     What's up? [14:43] AINA     I just saw a pale silhouette... [14:46] CHISA     Huh? [14:56] AINA     Th-That's you, right, A-Azusa-san? [15:05] CHISA     A... [15:06] CHISA     Aina?! [15:09] IORI     Oh? [15:13] KOHEI     What was that? [15:14] IORI     A girl ghost? [15:16] KOHEI     If that's the real deal, no problem. [15:19] KOHEI     But if it's a fake, then who's playing it? [15:31] KOHEI     All yours! [15:32] IORI     Oh, hell nah! [15:36] KOHEI     Stay away! [15:38] IORI     I'll even take a ghost, as long as it's a girl! [15:45] IORIKOHEI     Eek! [15:50] ALL     Cheers! [15:54] AZUSA     Well? Were you scared? [15:56] AINA     Very scared. [15:57] KOHEI     That was gory and traumatic. [16:00] IORI     It needs to be outlawed. [16:04] RYUJIRO     Glad you enjoyed it. [16:11] AINA     I-Io... Iorin! [16:13] IORI     Who're you calling Iorin? [16:14] AINA     I see a pale blue flame! [16:16] IORI     Oh. [16:17] KOHEI     Nice. [16:17] AINA     Why are you okay with it?! [16:20] IORI     Relax, will you? [16:23] IORIKOHEI     See? [16:25] AINA     Yeah... [16:26] SILHOUETTES     Oh, this is Spirytus. [16:28] SILHOUETTES     That means this one's the non-flammable water. [16:31] SHINJI     Hey, Iori, Kohei! [16:33] RYUJIRO     Help us light up the campfire! [16:36] IORIKOHEI     Coming. [16:40] AINA     A campfire, huh? [16:42] CHISA     Sure brings back memories. [16:43] AINA     Yeah, from elementary school camp. [16:47] CHISA     Oh, it's lit. [16:55] CHISA     Such a nice mood. [16:57] AINA     Like a scene out of a coming-of-age story. [16:59] AINA     Now, a boy offers his hand... [17:02] IORI (imaginary)     Let's dance. [17:03] AINA     ...and invites you to the folk dance. [17:05] IORI     Hey. [17:06] AINA     Huh? [17:06] AINA     What? [17:07] IORI     Not often we get the chance. Let's dance. [17:24] SHINJI     Limbo! [17:26] AINA     Look, I knew that I couldn't     expect much from this club. [17:30] IORI     Expect what? [17:31] KOHEI     What are you even talking about? [17:51] IORI     Whew. [17:52] CHISA     They just keep going. [17:54] IORI     Right? Want a drink? [17:57] CHISA     Yeah, thanks. [18:21] CHISA     I-I just slipped on something, okay? [18:24] IORI     Was something there? [18:29] CHISA     I let this thing take my... [18:31] IORI     You okay, Chisa? [18:33] IORI     Forget what happened. It was an accident. [18:41] IORI     Do you have to wash your mouth out?! [18:45] IORI     Hey, Chisa. I get you wanna wash     your mouth, but don't use that. [18:50] CHISA     I'm totally fine. [18:51] IORI     Yeah? If you say so. [18:54] CHISA     I mean, I can hold my drink. And I     wouldn't get drunk on this disinfectant. [19:00] CHISA     Besides, I stay in control even     when drunk, so it's no problem at all! [19:04] CHISA     No problem at all! [19:06] IORI     Chisa... [19:07] CHISA     What? [19:08] IORI     Can you turn around for me? [19:19] CHISA     I can't stand. [19:22] IORI     I warned you. [19:24] IORI     Hey, guys. Chisa's down and out,     so I'll carry her to the room. [19:27] ALL     'Kay! [19:36] CHISA     Don't you get it, Iori? [19:38] CHISA     People who don't dive regularly tend     to have battery troubles when it counts, [19:43] CHISA     so getting solar-powered     dive computers is the smart choice. [19:45] IORI     Gah, okay, okay. [19:48] CHISA     Are you listening? [19:49] IORI     I'm wissening. [19:51] CHISA     Not only do your fins point downwards     when rising from the seabed, [19:55] CHISA     you also don't show enough care,     so you kick up sand everywhere. [19:59] IORI     Sheesh, I'm taking care of you right now.     Show a little gratitude. [20:03] CHISA     Nope. Never. [20:05] IORI     But why? [20:06] CHISA     Because you owe me! [20:10] IORI     No-I-do-not. [20:11] CHISA     You do! You owe me two! [20:14] IORI     How do you want me to repay you? [20:16] CHISA     You don't even know that much? [20:18] IORI     How am I supposed to know? [20:20] CHISA     This is why you suck, Iori. [20:22] IORI     Yeah, yeah. [20:24] CHISA     Listen, here's what you're gonna do. [20:26] CHISA     You'll get a job and save up money. [20:29] IORI     Wha? [20:30] IORI     Wait, you want me to pay you back with money? [20:32] CHISA     No, you fool! You moron! [20:34] IORI     Ow, ow. [20:38] CHISA     If we all go diving sometime... [20:41] IORI     Hm? [20:42] CHISA     You're an idiot, Iori... [20:45] IORI     Hey. [20:46] CHISA     So you'll be broke and won't get to join us. [20:51] CHISA     And you'll be left behind     and be all sad, like last time. [20:57] IORI     Chisa? [21:02] IORI     "Sad like last time"? [21:10] IORI     That's what she meant? [21:14] IORI     What a meddlesome girl, seriously. [21:22] IORI     I'm off, then. [21:23] NANAKA     Take care. [21:27] AZUSA     Huh? Does Iori have plans? [21:30] NANAKA     Yeah. [21:31] NANAKA     He got a part-time job, apparently. [21:33] AZUSA     Really? [21:38] MANAGER     We have a new teammate. [21:40] IORI     I'm Iori Kitahara. [21:43] IORI     I'll work my butt off. [21:45] IORI     Thanks for having... [21:48] IORI     Me? [21:49] IORI     The hell was that for?! [21:52] SAKURAKO     Oh? Would you have preferred beer instead? [22:01] IORI     Goodbye! Thank you for everything! [22:04] SAKURAKO     Now, now. Don't go anywhere. [22:07] SAKURAKO     We're going to have a real good time here... [22:11] SAKURAKO     rookie. SIGN    Preview SIGN    Coworkers 8 - Coworkers Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:06] SAKURAKO     We're going to have a real good time here... [00:10] SAKURAKO     rookie. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [01:45] BOSS     Er... I take it you two are acquainted? [01:48] SAKURAKO     Boss, I'll handle his training. [01:52] BOSS     Huh? [01:52] SAKURAKO     Do I have your approval? [01:54] BOSS     I mean, I don't mind, [01:56] BOSS     but he certainly seems to. [01:58] SAKURAKO     He'll be fine! [01:59] SAKURAKO     You're glad to have me     show you the ropes, right? [02:02] IORI     Not in the least. [02:03] SAKURAKO     You're glad, aren't you? [02:05] IORI     Berry much zo. [02:07] SAKURAKO     You can let me handle this, Boss. [02:10] BOSS     O-Okay. [02:11] BOSS     Play nice, you two. [02:14] SAKURAKO     Got it! [02:14] SAKURAKO     You're not going anywhere. [02:17] IORI     Yes, ma'am. [02:20] SAKURAKO     You may call me Sakurako-sama. [02:23] IORI     "Sakurako-sama"?     Shouldn't I use your last name? [02:27] SAKURAKO     I happen to hate mine. [02:30] IORI     But why? SIGN    Busujima [02:33] IORI     Oh, Busujima? [02:35] SAKURAKO     Who're you calling the back side of a bus? [02:37] IORI     Sensitive, much? [02:40] IORI     Why let that bother you? [02:42] SAKURAKO     It just does, okay? [02:44] IORI     But come on... [02:45] IORI     Who in their right mind would call you ugly? [02:50] SAKURAKO     Huh... [02:51] IORI     What is it? [02:52] SAKURAKO     Nothing. Well, you make a good point. [02:55] IORI     If anyone says you have     an ugly face, just tell them... [02:59] IORI     that you have a far uglier personality. [03:05] IORI     So, what am I calling you? [03:07] SAKURAKO     On second thought,     I don't want you using my first name. [03:11] SAKURAKO     Very well. You have     permission to use my last name. [03:14] IORI     Roger that. Busujima-san it is, then. [03:17] SAKURAKO     That's Busujima-sama to you. [03:19] IORI     Oh, we're still doing that? [03:21] SAKURAKO     If you'd been hot enough for my liking,     you could've called me whatever you wanted. [03:26] IORI     Yeah, yeah, sorry I'm not hot. [03:30] IORI     You sure care a lot about appearances, though. [03:33] SAKURAKO     Of course I do. I'm only interested     in hot boys and designer goods. [03:38] SAKURAKO     Okay, let's get to your training. [03:41] IORI     Yes, Buslu... Busujima-sama. [03:44] SAKURAKO     Were you just about to say something insulting? [03:46] IORI     Perish the thought. SIGN    Receiving customers SIGN    Receiving customers [03:50] SAKURAKO     Your first lesson is on how to     receive and guide customers. [03:53] SAKURAKO     Pretend that I'm a customer.     Show me what you can do. [03:58] IORI     Roger that. [04:00] IORI     Welcome. [04:02] IORI     Table for one? [04:07] SAKURAKO     Why'd you strip? [04:09] IORI     I thought it'd be rude to greet     a customer in a wet shirt. [04:12] SAKURAKO     Put this on and continue. [04:14] IORI     Understood. [04:16] IORI     Table for one? [04:18] SAKURAKO     Isn't that obvious? [04:19] IORI     This way, please. [04:22] IORI     Here's some water. [04:23] SAKURAKO     Okay. [04:30] SAKURAKO     Why'd you try to light it on fire? [04:32] IORI     I thought I should prove     that it's actually water. [04:35] SAKURAKO     You haven't got a clue!     You don't even have the basics down! [04:38] IORI     The basics? [04:39] SAKURAKO     The foundation of customer     service is a pleasant smile! SIGN    Smile!! [04:43] IORI     Oho? [04:43] SAKURAKO     And yours is creepy as hell. [04:46] IORI     You picking a fight, bitch? [04:48] SAKURAKO     Welcome! [04:50] SAKURAKO     Now you try. SIGN    Smile!! [04:52] IORI     As you wish. [04:54] IORI     Welcome! [04:56] SAKURAKO     Sorry, I had it all wrong. [04:58] IORI     How so? [04:59] SAKURAKO     I said it was your smile,     but the issue runs deeper. [05:01] SAKURAKO     It's your whole face that's creepy as hell. [05:04] IORI     I'm this close to snapping for real, you hear? [05:06] IORI     Is it really that bad? [05:08] SAKURAKO     Hate to break it, but it's worse than puke. [05:10] IORI     You seemed perfectly happy to. [05:12] IORI     And leave my face outta this!     It's not relevant! [05:14] SAKURAKO     It totally is! Having to deal     with an uggo ruins my mojo. [05:18] IORI     Now listen here, you stupid bitch... [05:22] SAKURAKO     What's this? Feel free     to prove me wrong! You can't! [05:26] IORI     I don't wanna hear it from the loser     who got rejected by Kohei. [05:30] BOSS     Busujima-san? [05:31] BOSS     How's Kitahara-kun doing? [05:35] SAKURAKO     Good. Keep it up for another half an hour. [05:42] IORI     That cruel bitch... [05:45] (Flashback) SAKURAKO     You dropped it, you clean it. [05:48] IORI     Any other guy would've quit by now! [05:53] NAOMI     Let me help. [05:54] IORI     Huh? You are... [05:58] NAOMI     I'm Naomi Otoya on kitchen duty.     It's nice to meet you. [06:02] IORI     Hello. And I'm... [06:04] NAOMI     Kitahara-san, right? You started today? [06:06] IORI     Yes, sir. That's me. [06:08] NAOMI     No need to be so polite.     I'm younger than you. [06:13] IORI     You are? You're in high school, then? [06:16] NAOMI     Yep. Anyway, I'm really glad. [06:19] IORI     What about? [06:19] NAOMI     That our new hire seems to be a nice person. [06:23] IORI     Huh? [06:24] NAOMI     Glad to be working with you, Kitahara-san. SIGN    First Introductions (Past) SIGN    First Introductions (Present) [06:34] NAOMI     Uh, Kitahara-san? [06:37] IORI     It feels like I'm gazing at the shining sun. [06:40] NAOMI     Uh, we're indoors, though? [06:42] SAKURAKO     Done with the cleanup yet, maggot? [06:47] SAKURAKO     Whatcha lookin' at? [06:48] IORI     Man, a scumbag's face is the perfect     cure for bedazzled eyes. [06:52] SAKURAKO     You got a death wish? [06:54] NAOMI     Hello there, Sakurako-san. [06:56] SAKURAKO     Huh? Naomi-kun? [06:58] SAKURAKO     Wait, were you helping him clean up? [07:02] NAOMI     Yes. I happened to be on break. [07:05] SAKURAKO     Oh, really? You're so nice. [07:09] SAKURAKO     Don't cause him problems, asshole. [07:12] IORI     Meanwhile, you're not so nice, Busujima-sama. [07:15] NAOMI     "Busujima-sama?" [07:17] IORI     This broad ordered me to call her that. [07:19] SAKURAKO     Kitahara-kun insisted on it. [07:22] SAKURAKO     I wish he'd just call me     "Busujima-san" instead. [07:26] NAOMI     But didn't you say you disliked your last name? [07:28] SAKURAKO     Oh, right! [07:30] SAKURAKO     You should call me Sakurako too, Kitahara-kun. [07:33] IORI     O-Okay? [07:35] SAKURAKO     But go back to Busujima-sama when we're alone. [07:39] IORI     I'm actually starting to respect     your scumminess. [07:41] NAOMI     Oh, right. [07:43] NAOMI     You're both on break soon, right? [07:46] NAOMI     I'll go make your staff meals. [07:49] IORI     Huh? But... [07:50] SAKURAKO     Aren't you on break too? [07:52] NAOMI     Yeah, but I can keep going. [07:55] NAOMI     Just give me a minute. [07:58] IORI     He's such a good kid. [07:59] SAKURAKO     Isn't he just? [08:01] SAKURAKO     And he's super hot! [08:03] IORI     True. [08:04] IORI     Hey, correct me if I'm wrong here... [08:07] SAKURAKO     What? [08:08] IORI     You going after Otoya-kun? [08:10] SAKURAKO     Is that a problem? [08:11] IORI     Well, the problem is... [08:13] IORI     There's an insurmountable character gap. [08:16] SAKURAKO     Wha?! [08:17] IORI     Don't do it. You're out of your league. [08:19] SAKURAKO     Listen, I'm serious about him! [08:22] IORI     Are you? [08:23] SAKURAKO     So if you get in my way... [08:26] IORI     What, you'll bully me even more? Bring it. [08:29] SAKURAKO     I'll kill you dead. [08:32] SAKURAKO     So that's the deal. [08:34] IORI     Wh-What is? [08:36] SAKURAKO     Gotta make sure you don't get any     funny ideas, so I'll show... you... hell! [08:45] NANAKA     Is your work that hard? [08:48] IORI     In many ways. [08:50] IORI     It's tiring and embarrassing... [08:53] NANAKA     Huh? [08:53] AZUSA     Embarrassing? [08:55] IORI     Whoa, it's time to go. [08:59] IORI     See you later. [09:01] NANAKA     Okay, take care. [09:04] AINA     Something seems off. [09:07] AZUSA     What kinda job did he even get? [09:09] NANAKA     He said it was just a regular diner. [09:12] NANAKA     Say, Azusa. [09:13] AZUSA     Hm? [09:14] NANAKA     Could you please go check on him?     I don't want anything bad happening to him. [09:20] AZUSA     Okay, you got it. [09:22] AZUSA     You two wanna come? [09:23] AINA     Yeah, I'll go. [09:27] IORI     Welco... meh?! [09:29] AZUSA     We're here to see you, Iori. [09:31] AINA     What was that "meh" for?! [09:36] IORI     Is it just you three? [09:38] AZUSA     Yeah, why? [09:39] IORI     Then I'll show to your table, uh... [09:43] IORI     my beautiful mademoiselles. [09:47] CHISA     I-Iori? [09:48] AINA     The heck was that? [09:50] IORI     Don't! It's embarrassing enough already! [09:53] IORI     But I was told all-female groups     are greeted this way! [09:56] STAFF     Welcome. This way, please. [10:03] IORI     Busujima! [10:04] IORI     You asshole! [10:05] SAKURAKO     Did you seriously say all that? [10:06] SAKURAKO     You're such an idiot! [10:07] AZUSA     Iori's life seems like fun wherever he goes. [10:11] NAOMI     Kitahara-san? [10:12] IORI     Yeah? [10:13] NAOMI     You're getting the hang of this. [10:15] IORI     Thankfully. Would've been sooner if I had     a someone else onboarding me. SIGN    Poison SIGN    Mwahahaha [10:20] SAKURAKO     Mwahahaha! [10:22] NAOMI     Do you live alone? [10:25] IORI     Nah, I'm freeloading at my cousins'. [10:27] NAOMI     Oh, yeah? [10:29] SAKURAKO     Whatcha talking about, Naomi-kun? [10:32] NAOMI     Kitahara-san's living situation. [10:34] SAKURAKO     Really? [10:36] SAKURAKO     What, you slumming it out on the streets? [10:39] IORI     I live in a building, thank you very much! [10:41] SAKURAKO     Huh? Don't you live in a park? [10:44] IORI     It's a diving shop by the sea!     It's called Grand Blue! [10:47] SAKURAKO     Diving? I don't get what's so good... [10:50] NAOMI     Kitahara-san, do you dive?! [10:53] IORI     Yeah, here and there. [10:55] NAOMI     Really?! Isn't it awesome?! [10:57] IORI     Wait, you too? [10:59] NAOMI     Yeah! Believe it or not, I'm president     of my school's diving club! [11:03] NAOMI     If you don't mind,     take me to that shop sometime! [11:06] NAOMI     Let's go diving together! [11:08] IORI     Sounds great. [11:09] NAOMI     When would be good? [11:11] IORI     Well, I'd have to check with the staff. SIGN    I'll go too [11:15] SAKURAKO     I'll go too. [11:16] IORI     Hell to the no! SIGN    Hell to the NO [11:19] SAKURAKO     I've been curious about diving, too! [11:22] NAOMI     Really? [11:23] SAKURAKO     Yeah! I've been wanting to give it a try! [11:26] BOSS     Otoya-kun. [11:28] NAOMI     Coming! [11:29] IORI     Are you seriously coming? [11:31] SAKURAKO     It's a golden chance. SIGN    ooh-la-la [11:33] SAKURAKO     Show 'em my bikini bod, and any     high school boy would be head over heels! [11:39] ALL     Good morning! [11:44] NANAKA     Welcome to Grand Blue. [11:46] AZUSA     Iori's told us about you. [11:48] CHISA     You're president of your diving club? [11:50] NAOMI     Yes, that's right. [11:52] SAKURAKO     Kitahara. Huddle. [11:54] IORI     Yes, ma'am. [11:55] SAKURAKO     What are those two bombshells doing here? [11:57] IORI     Lay off me! They've always been here! [12:00] AZUSA     Something the matter, you two? [12:01] IORI     No, not at all! [12:03] SAKURAKO     Let me warn you in advance. [12:05] IORI     What? [12:05] SAKURAKO     I'll kill you if Naomi-kun     falls for any of them! [12:08] IORI     How is that my fault?! [12:13] IORI     Whoa! [12:13] SAKURAKO     You got that? [12:15] IORI     Yeah, yeah! [12:15] SAKURAKO     Drop the mocking tone! [12:17] SHINJI     What's wrong, Kohei? [12:18] RYUJIRO     Not going inside? [12:19] KOHEI     Yeah, well, it's kinda hard to right now. [12:25] IORI     So, here are my coworkers. [12:28] NAOMI     I'm Naomi Otoya. Nice to meet you. [12:31] SAKURAKO     I'm Sakurako Busujima.     It's my first time diving! [12:34] SAKURAKO     Please show me the ropes! [12:40] IORI     What's up? [12:41] SAKURAKO     Why's he here?! [12:42] IORI     Oh, Kohei? [12:44] IORI     So he rejected you.     What's the big deal? [12:46] SAKURAKO     It's a very big deal! [12:48] SAKURAKO     I'm playing the "elegant and gentle     rich girl" in front of Naomi-kun! [12:53] IORI     The only part of that description     that matches you is "girl." [12:56] SAKURAKO     What do I do? Should I beat him up     until he loses his memories? [13:00] IORI     How elegant and gentle of you. [13:03] IORI     Meh, it'll be fine. [13:05] SAKURAKO     What makes you so sure? [13:07] IORI     The only thing he remembers of     that day is the voice actress concert. [13:11] KOHEI     Strangers! [13:12] AZUSA     There, there. [13:14] SAKURAKO     That pisses me off too. [13:16] IORI     If you insist, I'll beat him to death. [13:18] SAKURAKO     I don't dislike that nasty streak of yours. [13:23] KOHEI     What's up, Cakey? [13:24] AINA     Nothing. Just surprised those two get along. [13:29] KOHEI     You think? If anything,     it's those other two getting along. [13:31] AINA     Well, yeah, but you know how easy Chisa is. [13:35] KOHEI     Kotegawa, she says you're     easier than Kitahara is. [13:38] NANAKA     Okay, get changed into your swimwear. [13:43] NAOMI     Huh? You used to be scared of the water? [13:47] IORI     Oh... Yeah, somewhat. [13:49] NAOMI     Why'd you start diving, then? [13:51] IORI     Why? Well... [13:54] RYUJIRO     What's important is whether     you're interested or not. [13:58] IORI     Because I was interested, I guess. [14:01] NAOMI     Yeah? [14:02] IORI     How about you? [14:04] NAOMI     In my case, it was that. SIGN    PALAU     Where nature and the sea await you [14:06] [SONG] SIGN     The world of blue     Encounter the mystical [14:07] IORI     Palau? [14:08] NAOMI     Yeah. [14:09] NAOMI     I dove there when I was a kid,     and it blew my mind. [14:13] IORI     Wow. [14:14] NAOMI     Are you interested? [14:16] IORI     Palau, eh? I would like to go... [14:20] IORI     I gotta get better first, though. [14:23] NAOMI     You'll have to get your advanced license then. [14:26] SAKURAKO     Kitahara! One moment! [14:28] IORI     Sorry, let's talk about this some more later. [14:31] SAKURAKO     Hurry up! [14:33] IORI     What? [14:34] SAKURAKO     Tell me what you think, and be honest. [14:37] SAKURAKO     Well? [14:40] IORI     Hmm... 81 out of 100. [14:44] SAKURAKO     When did I ask you to rate me?! [14:46] IORI     Huh? Was I wrong? [14:48] SAKURAKO     That's not the point! [14:50] SAKURAKO     I'm not losing to them, am I? [14:52] IORI     Oh, that's what you meant. [14:54] IORI     You're getting destroyed. [14:55] SAKURAKO     Like heck I am! [14:58] IORI     Don't you get how wide the gap is? [15:00] SAKURAKO     I sure don't! [15:01] IORI     Then let me lay it out nice     and simple for you. [15:03] IORI     It's as wide as the gulf     between Otoya-kun and me. [15:05] SAKURAKO     Gah! I'm getting mercy rule'd     in the first inning! [15:08] SAKURAKO     I'm 45 kilometers behind in the marathon! [15:10] IORI     Can hardly call that a race. [15:14] NAOMI     Wow, Sakurako-san! You look     lovely in your swimwear! [15:18] NAOMI     Excuse me. Where's the restroom? [15:22] IORI     You're making a very punchable     face, Busujima-sama. [15:24] AINA     I see right through that girl's game. [15:27] KOHEI     What game? [15:28] AINA     Weren't you watching? [15:31] SAKURAKO     Hey, Iori... [15:32] IORI     What's wrong, love? [15:34] SAKURAKO     I changed into my swimsuit,     but this is so embarrassing. [15:36] SAKURAKO     I want you to see it before anyone else. [15:39] AINA     What an obvious schemer. [15:41] KOHEI     That's not what it looked like to me. [15:44] IORI     Otoya-kun. [15:45] NAOMI     Yes? [15:45] IORI     Sakurako wants you to help her. [15:48] NAOMI     Got it. [15:50] AINA     Huh... [15:52] IORI     What's up, Cakey? [15:53] AINA     You're on a first-name basis, huh? [15:55] IORI     Oh, you mean with her? [15:57] IORI     We have something more special     when we're alone, though. [16:03] NANAKA     Pair up, everyone.     You always dive with a partner. [16:09] SAKURAKO     I'll cope with you, as much as it annoys me. [16:11] IORI     Why? Don't you wanna pair up with Otoya-kun? [16:14] SAKURAKO     Wha? I can't show him my bikini bod     with this suit on top. [16:18] SAKURAKO     And I don't wanna be     a burden on him if I mess up. [16:20] IORI     But you're okay with being a burden to me? [16:23] IORI     I kinda assumed you'd mess up     on purpose to get his help. [16:26] SAKURAKO     Doing that in a cute way     takes serious skill, okay? [16:29] IORI     Is that how it works? [16:31] IORI     Anyway, you have nothing to worry about. [16:33] SAKURAKO     Why's that? [16:34] IORI     First-timers get an instructor as their buddy. [16:37] NANAKA     You're pairing up with me, Sakurako-san. [16:43] SAKURAKO     Thank you for having me. [16:45] NANAKA     Let's have fun, okay? [16:47] NAOMI     What's with Sakurako-san? [16:49] IORI     Apparently, she doesn't like being     inferior to anyone in any way. [16:53] IORI     She should just compete with what     she's got and not let all that bother her. [16:59] NAOMI     Dunno what exactly you're talking about, [17:02] NAOMI     but I see that you like     and respect individuality. [17:24] SHINJI     I can't believe he's still a high schooler. [17:27] IORI     What do you mean? [17:28] RYUJIRO     The way he dove. [17:30] SHINJI     He was basically instructor level. [17:32] IORI     Was he really good at maintaining     neutral buoyancy? [17:34] KOHEI     Or keeping his air use down? [17:36] RYUJIRO     He was good at all that, of course... [17:39] SHINJI     But what stuck out was that he was trying     to make sure everyone had fun. [17:43] RYUJIRO     If someone drifted a bit, he stuck     with them so they wouldn't get lost. [17:46] SHINJI     He kept an eye out for     where the fish were this season. [17:49] RYUJIRO     And casually guided the schools towards us. [17:53] SHINJI     He must've picked up those skills     while looking out for his club members. [17:59] IORI     Or so they said. [18:01] SAKURAKO     Really? [18:02] SAKURAKO     He's smart and nice! He's really amazing, huh? [18:05] IORI     He really is. So you get it now, don't you? [18:08] SAKURAKO     Wha? Why are you trying     to make me give up on him? [18:11] SAKURAKO     Wait, you're not trying to     get in my pants, are you?! [18:14] IORI     Please. Stop with the nauseating jokes. [18:17] AZUSA     Come on. Time for the next session. [18:23] IORI     They were right. [18:26] IORI     He's making sure everyone     has fun, including himself. [18:32] IORI     They might be quite similar, those two. [18:35] IORI     We saw a lot of lionfish. [18:38] NAOMI     I really like that fish. [18:40] IORI     Huh? Does your club not dive     around these parts? [18:43] NAOMI     Nah, we do. [18:44] IORI     Aren't you bored of seeing them? [18:46] NAOMI     Of course not. [18:48] NAOMI     A diving spot can have different highlights     depending on the time of day or season. [18:51] NAOMI     So no matter how many times I dive     in one spot, I never get bored of it. [18:55] IORI     I get the feeling you must be really popular. [18:57] NAOMI     Huh? [18:58] IORI     Well, are you? [18:59] NAOMI     Uh... I do get approached quite often. [19:04] IORI     I knew it. You really are just like Chisa. [19:06] NAOMI     Huh? Chisa-san? [19:09] NAOMI     She's lovely. [19:12] NAOMI     You have so many unique,     quirky friends, Kitahara-san. [19:16] IORI     Yeah, like ocean lovers,     romance-brains, and otaku. [19:19] IORI     And drunks who like to get naked, too. [19:21] IORI     I get put in the same boat as them. It sucks. [19:26] IORI     But you know what? I like people who aren't     ashamed about the stuff they love. [19:34] SHINJI     All right, then! [19:35] SHINJI     Cheers! [19:40] NAOMI     Wow, sashimi? [19:42] IORI     People often give the owner of this place some. [19:44] SAKURAKO     Today's been a very fishy day for us, huh? [19:46] NAOMI     Sure has. [19:47] NANAKA     Go ahead and eat lots. [19:49] NAOMI     This is great! [19:51] SAKURAKO     You got some soy sauce on you. [19:53] NAOMI     I'll go change into my rashguard. [19:55] IORI     Where's Otoya-kun's rashguard? [19:57] CHISA     I think it's drying by the washing area.     I'll take you there. [20:00] NAOMI     Thank you. [20:05] IORI     What's up, Kohei? [20:07] KOHEI     It hit me watching that scene just now... [20:10] KOHEI     Haven't we met before? [20:12] SAKURAKO     N-No, never! [20:14] KOHEI     Nah, I'm sure of it! [20:17] SAKURAKO     Hey! What now?! [20:19] IORI     What else? I beat him up     until he loses his memories, right? [20:23] SAKURAKO     There's that nasty streak of yours again! [20:25] SAKURAKO     I love it! [20:27] IORI     Come on. [20:31] AINA     Aren't ya gonna toast with me? [20:33] SAKURAKO     Who are you? [20:34] AINA     I gotta li'l question for ya. [20:36] SAKURAKO     Huh? What is it? [20:37] AINA     Ya sure ya didn't come 'ere     for a sleazy reason? [20:41] SAKURAKO     Oh? What, is that a problem? [20:44] AINA     I'm callin' ya out 'cause it is! [20:47] SAKURAKO     You know, the way I see it, [20:49] SAKURAKO     people are free to pursue     what they want in a club. [20:54] SAKURAKO     I, for one, am not gonna be satisfied     just playing buddy-buddy. [20:59] SAKURAKO     Nothing to say? [21:01] AINA     Yeah... Just drinkin' and screwin'     around naked ain't gonna cut it. [21:05] SAKURAKO     Screwing around naked?! [21:07] SAKURAKO     What's with her? She's caked up     and talking like a slut. [21:11] SAKURAKO     Hey, don't tell me     you wanna make a move on him. [21:15] AINA     How'd ya know?! [21:17] SAKURAKO     You've known him for a minute!     Stay in your lane! [21:19] AINA     Wha? Right back at ya! [21:22] IORI     What are those two doing? [21:24] AZUSA     Gee, I wonder what. [21:25] AZUSA     What about Chi-chan? [21:27] IORI     Went to the wash area with Otoya-kun. [21:29] AZUSA     That's not what I meant. [21:31] AZUSA     You sure you wanna leave those two alone? [21:33] IORI     What do you mean? [21:35] AZUSA     You're so clueless. [21:37] AZUSA     I mean, he's hot and personable.     What's more, they have the exact same tastes. [21:42] AZUSA     Aren't you the slightest bit worried? [21:45] NAOMI     Thank you for coming out here. [21:48] CHISA     No problem. What'd you want to ask about? [21:52] NAOMI     Is there a partner in the mix? [21:56] NAOMI     I'm sorry to spring this     on you out of the blue, [22:00] NAOMI     but I just have to know. [22:05] NAOMI     It's not often I get to meet     someone so special... [22:08] NAOMI     Like Kitahara-san! SIGN    Preview SIGN    Are You In Love? 9 - Are You In Love? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:06] NAOMI     It's not often I get to meet     someone so special... [00:10] NAOMI     Like Kitahara-san! [00:17] CHISA     Wait, so Iori caught your fancy? [00:20] NAOMI     How do I put this... [00:21] NAOMI     I'm intrigued by him. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [02:01] IORI     About Chisa and Otoya-kun, you mean? [02:03] AZUSA     Yep. They could get together, y'know? [02:07] IORI     Please, surely not. [02:08] AZUSA     Well, I think it's possible. [02:10] IORI     I'll ask them when they get back, then. [02:15] IORI     Hey, Chisa. [02:19] IORI     Huh? [02:20] CHISA     Wh-What's up? [02:21] IORI     Where's Otoya-kun? [02:25] CHISA     Went to grab a drink. [02:28] IORI     Oh, I see. By the way, Chisa... [02:31] CHISA     What? [02:32] IORI     Were you two talking about something? [02:37] CHISA     Wh-Why do you ask? [02:40] IORI     Because you took a while to get back. [02:43] IORI     So, what'd you talk about? [02:46] CHISA     I... [02:48] CHISA     I can't say. [02:50] IORI     No frickin' way! [02:52] AZUSA     Whoa, it really did happen. [02:55] IORI     I assumed Otoya-kun was the passive type. [02:57] AZUSA     Maybe it just felt right to him. [03:00] AZUSA     Or maybe something pushed him to make a move. [03:04] AZUSA     So, how's it feel? You shocked? [03:07] IORI     Well, yeah, but you know     what it feels similar to? [03:12] AZUSA     What? [03:13] IORI     Like someone asked my little sister out. [03:16] KOHEI     Rea... lly? [03:19] KOHEI     Did someone ask your girl out?! [03:21] IORI     My girl? SIGN    Technically his girl [03:24] IORI     Apparently. [03:25] KOHEI     How can this be?! [03:27] KOHEI     And how can you just sit there and take it?! [03:29] IORI     What do you mean? It's not any of my business. [03:32] KOHEI     Like hell it's not! Aren't you family?! [03:35] IORI     Oh, right! Is this what you're     trying to say, Kohei? [03:40] IORI     That, as family, I should put     the guy under the scanner? [03:42] KOHEI     Exactly. And if he's not right     for her, chase him off. [03:45] IORI     And if he is right for her, I'll be a man... [03:49] KOHEI     Right. Be a man... [03:52] KOHEI     and get rid of him. [03:53] IORI     What's gotten you so bloodthirsty? [03:55] KOHEI     I'll go get my weapon! [03:59] NAOMI     I'm back. [04:00] CHISA     Welcome back. [04:04] SAKURAKO     Hey, what's going on there? [04:06] IORI     Beats me. [04:08] SAKURAKO     They're sure hitting it off. [04:09] IORI     Right? They must be over the moon they     found someone with the same hobby. [04:14] SAKURAKO     That so? In that case, Kitahara... [04:16] IORI     Hmm? [04:18] SAKURAKO     Go be a third wheel. [04:19] IORI     Why are you like this? [04:21] SAKURAKO     What, you got a problem? [04:23] IORI     Well, duh. [04:25] SAKURAKO     I mean, I'd rather not get     in the way of his fun either. [04:29] IORI     Then behave. [04:32] SAKURAKO     But I'm not backing down without a fight. [04:36] IORI     Uh-huh? [04:37] SAKURAKO     What? [04:39] IORI     Nah, nothing. [04:41] IORI     You actually really like Otoya-kun, huh? [04:43] SAKURAKO     That's right. I actually... [04:46] SAKURAKO     really love his handsome looks. [04:47] IORI     Way to double and triple down, Busujima-sama. [04:51] IORI     Well, I'm not gonna be a third     wheel, but I will help you out. [04:54] SAKURAKO     What's the plan? [04:55] IORI     I'll make sure they don't get     the chance to get all lovey-dovey. [04:59] CHISA     Intrigued by Iori? [05:02] CHISA     By what part of him, exactly? [05:05] NAOMI     What's the matter, Chisa-san? [05:07] CHISA     Can I ask you a weird question? [05:09] NAOMI     Sure, go ahead. [05:11] CHISA     What makes a person attractive to you? [05:14] NAOMI     Well, I don't have much of an appetite, [05:17] [SONG] SIGN     rawr      rumble rumble [05:18] NAOMI     so I like people who eat and drink loads... [05:21] NAOMI     Or those who get out of the water     and casually start playing the guitar. [05:22] [SONG] SIGN     Let's partay!     rumble rumble [05:26] NAOMI     Kitahara-san... [05:28] CHISA     Come here for a sec. [05:29] IORI     Huh? [05:32] CHISA     What are you playing at? [05:34] IORI     What are you talking about? [05:35] IORI     Is she mad I ruined the mood     between her and Otoya-kun? [05:39] CHISA     Otoya-kun says he's interested in you... [05:41] IORI     Chisa's into it too? [05:44] IORI     The feeling's mutual... [05:46] CHISA     "The feeling's mutual"?     Does that mean Iori's... [05:50] CHISA     Iori's gay? [05:53] CHISA     But he's always leering at     Onee-chan and Azusa-san's chests. [05:58] CHISA     He didn't make a move on me back then, though. [06:01] CHISA     It's hard to be direct about this.     I need to find out, but tactfully. [06:06] IORI     Why'd she clam up? [06:08] IORI     I thought she'd yell at me     for ruining the mood. [06:12] IORI     But this feels like she's trying     to bring up an awkward topic. [06:15] IORI     Wait... Is she about to dump me?! [06:20] IORI     Yeah, I guess I am her boyfriend,     at least on paper. [06:23] IORI     She's gotta end things between us     before going out with him. [06:26] IORI     But why? Why does this rub me the wrong way? [06:30] IORI     We've never said we like each other,     now that I think about it. [06:33] IORI     We haven't held hands     or gone on dates either. [06:36] IORI     So why do I feel like I'm getting     dumped by an actual girlfriend? [06:42] IORI     It is what it is, though. [06:44] IORI     If it's what Chisa wants... [06:47] CHISA     Say, Iori. [06:48] IORI     Y-Yeah? [06:50] CHISA     Do you really... [06:53] CHISA     Do you really love boobs? [07:00] IORI     What'd she just say? [07:03] IORI     Do I love boobs? I worship them! [07:06] IORI     Heck, I'd like to meet a guy     out there who doesn't! [07:08] IORI     That said... [07:09] (Flashback) CHISA     Do you really love boobs? [07:12] IORI     What's the "really" for?!     What's she suspecting me of?! [07:16] CHISA     'Fess up. [07:18] IORI     'Fess up? [07:19] IORI     'Course I do. [07:19] [SONG] SIGN     If I say "yes" [07:20] CHISA     Perv! You suck! [07:22] [SONG] SIGN     If I say "no" [07:22] IORI     I actually hate 'em. [07:24] CHISA     Liar! You suck! [07:26] [SONG] SIGN     If I behave tactfully [07:26] IORI     I even find small ones cute. [07:27] CHISA     Answer the question! [07:29] IORI     Nope! I can't find an answer     that won't make things worse! [07:32] IORI     Nah, I'm just not using my brain enough. [07:36] IORI     Think! Dive deep into your thoughts! [07:39] IORI     The perfect answer to this question is... [07:44] IORI     I... [07:46] IORI     I only love the boobs on the right side. [07:52] CHISA     What does that even mean? [07:54] CHISA     Is that even a real preference? [07:57] CHISA     He cares that much about the difference     between left and right? [08:01] CHISA     I was trying to ask him if he was straight. [08:05] CHISA     Why's this moron like this? [08:06] CHISA     Can't you make sense for once?! [08:09] IORI     Right back at ya! [08:11] CHISA     Forget it. I'll just ask Shiori-chan. [08:14] IORI     Whoa, whoa. Hold it right there. [08:16] KOHEI     You're calling Shiori-chan? [08:19] KOHEI     I'm glad I made it in time. [08:21] IORICHISA     For what?! [08:27] SAKURAKO     Are you having fun watching that? [08:29] NAOMI     I am. [08:30] SAKURAKO     All I see is a group of morons. [08:36] NAOMI     I think they're being true to themselves. [08:38] SAKURAKO     Kitahara's such a bad influence on people, huh? [08:42] NAOMI     Bad influence how? [08:45] SAKURAKO     Even I start to get foul-mouthed around him. [08:49] NAOMI     But, Sakurako-san, [08:51] NAOMI     you seem to be having so much     more fun since he joined us. [08:54] SAKURAKO     Huh? [08:55] SAKURAKO     Y-You're just imagining things. [08:58] NAOMI     Am I, though? [09:00] NAOMI     He has a mysterious ability     to embrace people for what they are. [09:04] NAOMI     You don't have to hide anything from him,     because he'll accept everything about you. [09:10] (Flashback) IORI     He's fine the way he is. [09:14] SAKURAKO     I guess everybody has at least     one thing going for them. [09:19] NAOMI     I guess so. [09:21] NAOMI     People like him are so dreamy. [09:24] SAKURAKO     Hm? [09:25] SAKURAKO     Naomi-kun, let me ask you something. [09:28] NAOMI     Yeah? [09:29] SAKURAKO     See Hamaoka-san over there? [09:30] AZUSA     Yeah, yeah. [09:31] NAOMI     I sure do. [09:32] SAKURAKO     What do you make of her? [09:35] NAOMI     She's very pretty. [09:37] SAKURAKO     What about the instructor's little sis? [09:39] NAOMI     She's adorable. [09:42] SAKURAKO     And Kitahara? [09:45] NAOMI     I think he's really special. [09:50] SAKURAKO     Kitahara. [09:52] SAKURAKO     Don't ask me why, [09:54] SAKURAKO     but I'm gonna bully you     three times as much from now on. [09:58] IORI     What the hell happened when I wasn't looking? [10:04] NAOMI     Kitahara-san, Kitahara-san! [10:05] NAOMI     I made staff meals! Let's eat together! [10:08] NAOMI     Kitahara-san, Kitahara-san! [10:10] NAOMI     Kitahara-san, Kitahara-san! [10:12] NAOMI     Kitahara-san! Kitahara-san! [10:14] [SONG] SIGN     Changing Room [10:15] SAKURAKO     Kitahara. [10:17] IORI     How may I help you, Busujima-sama? [10:19] SAKURAKO     Tch. You're an eyesore. Die. [10:22] IORI     I'm sorry you feel that way,     but quit taking whatever it is out on me. [10:26] SAKURAKO     I'm sorry, what? SIGN    Take (something)     out on (someone)     Phrasal verb     to treat someone     unrelated badly     because one     feels angry,     frustrated, etc. [10:30] (Flashback) NAOMI     Kitahara-san! [10:32] SAKURAKO     No problem! This is totally     your own damn fault! [10:35] IORI     But how?! [10:36] SAKURAKO     Ugh, why'd it have to be this guy, Naomi-kun? [10:41] SAKURAKO     But it's a fact that he has a thing for him. [10:44] SAKURAKO     Talking hypothetically here... [10:46] IORI     Yeah? What's up? [10:48] SAKURAKO     If you had to seduce Naomi-kun,     how would you do it? [10:51] IORI     Wha? How am I supposed to answer that? [10:54] SAKURAKO     Fine. Let's say it's some random girl. [10:56] IORI     Hmm... There's only one option for me. [11:00] IORI     I'd be honest and direct. [11:02] SAKURAKO     Honest and direct, eh? [11:04] IORI     I'm an awkward guy. I dunno     if I can find the right words. [11:08] IORI     So I'll express my honest feelings,     no strings attached. [11:14] IORI     "Lemme get down 'n dirty with you." [11:16] SAKURAKO     You piece of trash. [11:17] IORI     What the hell did you just picture?! [11:19] SAKURAKO     This is why virgins suck. [11:21] IORI     Huh? What virgin do      you have that I'm proof? [11:25] SAKURAKO     You've lost all command of the language. [11:29] IORI     Well, how would you play it? [11:31] SAKURAKO     Me? [11:32] SAKURAKO     I'd reach into my lethal weapons, obviously. [11:35] IORI     Oho? So you mean... [11:38] SAKURAKO     Say, Naomi-kun. [11:40] NAOMI     Yeah? [11:40] SAKURAKO     I think I'm drunk. [11:43] NAOMI     You should go home right away! [11:45] SAKURAKO     I meant more like, let's make a quick pitstop. [11:48] NAOMI     Oh no! It's almost time for the last train! [11:50] NAOMI     Hurry! [11:57] IORI     Dude, that's a crime. [11:59] SAKURAKO     How is using my assets a crime?! [12:02] IORI     Your "assets," eh? [12:04] SAKURAKO     What? [12:05] IORI     They sure didn't seem to work the other day. [12:08] SAKURAKO     Bull's-eye! SIGN    Diving [12:09] SAKURAKO     Yeah, Naomi-kun may have     zero interest in feminine assets. [12:10] NAOMI     Kitahara-san! Kitahara-san! SIGN    Kitahara-san SIGN    Diving SIGN    Kitahara-san [12:13] SAKURAKO     What am I supposed to do, then? [12:15] IORI     Don't ask me. [12:16] SAKURAKO     Just try to come up with something. [12:18] SAKURAKO     If it works out,     I'll introduce you to my friend. [12:22] IORI     1 w1ll do everyth1ng 1 can for you. [12:26] SAKURAKO     You don't have to fry your brain over it. [12:29] IORI     Let's get together     for a strategy meeting later. [12:31] SAKURAKO     Okay. We'll meet up after work. [12:34] NAOMI     Are you going somewhere? [12:37] SAKURAKO     Uh, this moron wants to go drinking     and won't take no for an answer. [12:42] NAOMI     With you, Sakurako-san? [12:45] IORI     Why would I willingly put myself through hell? [12:47] SAKURAKO     There's nothing going on.     He's just taking me to a nice bar. [12:51] IORI     If only you could join us, Otoya-kun. [12:53] NAOMI     Sadly, I'm not of drinking age. [12:56] NAOMI     But I'm happy to see that     you two have become friends. [12:59] IORI     I wouldn't say we're friends, really. [13:02] NAOMI     It sucks that I can't go     with you, Kitahara-san. [13:05] NAOMI     Take me with you some other time, okay? [13:09] IORI     Roger that. [13:10] NAOMI     See you. [13:11] IORI     Yep, yep. [13:12] SAKURAKO     Screw you! [13:13] IORI     But why?! [13:16] SAKURAKO     So, you got any ideas? [13:18] IORI     Not at all. [13:19] SAKURAKO     God, you're so useless. [13:21] IORI     So I've brought you to some     very capable advisors. [13:24] SAKURAKO     Advisors? [13:26] IORI     Hottie! Bartender! Has a girlfriend! [13:29] IORI     They're all experts in this field! [13:32] SAKURAKO     I find that hard to believe. [13:34] SAKURAKO     Are these guys really gonna be useful? [13:37] IORI     You don't trust them? [13:38] SAKURAKO     Not one bit. [13:39] IORI     Yeah? [13:41] IORI     Then think about it this way. [13:43] IORI     Believe in the me that believes in them. [13:45] SAKURAKO     You're free to leave. [13:47] IORI     Hey! [13:49] SAKURAKO     Why didn't you bring the one person     who has a wealth of experience? [13:53] IORI     You mean Azusa-san? [13:54] IORI     She couldn't come. She had other plans. [13:57] AZUSA     Sorry! Girl stuff came up! [13:59] SAKURAKO     You useless jerk! [14:02] IORI     Why?! [14:07] AZUSA     Okay... [14:08] AZUSA     What'd you wanna talk about, [14:11] AZUSA     Aina? [14:14] (Flashback) SHINJI     He said he likes people with big appetites. [14:18] (Flashback) RYUJIRO     Also, people who get out of the water     and casually play the guitar. [14:23] SAKURAKO     It's probably not the specific     actions that matter. [14:27] SAKURAKO     He means people with jovial personalities. [14:31] SAKURAKO     Basically, he likes laid-back     older people with a beachy vibe. [14:36] SAKURAKO     There's no need to actually do those things. [14:38] IORI     Hey, Busujima-sama. [14:40] SAKURAKO     I'll regret asking, but what are you doing? [14:43] IORI     Huh? Can't you tell? [14:45] IORI     Put on a wetsuit and act like     you just got out of the water! [14:48] IORI     Randomly start playing the guitar! [14:50] IORI     Show him you can chug! [14:52] IORI     And he'll fall in love! [14:56] SAKURAKO     Uh... [14:58] SAKURAKO     Okay, turn around and bend over. [14:59] IORI     If you think that's a bad idea, just say so! [15:02] SAKURAKO     Nope. [15:02] SAKURAKO     Useless jerk. Trash.     Less useful than torn stockings. [15:05] IORI     I got the point at "nope"! [15:07] IORI     You won't know until you try! [15:09] SAKURAKO     Then you do it. [15:11] IORI     You betcha! Just watch! [15:15] NAOMI     Hey, Sakurako-san? [15:16] SAKURAKO     Oh, hello, Naomi-kun. [15:18] NAOMI     Did Kitahara-san hit his head or something? [15:21] SAKURAKO     That moron actually went through with it. [15:23] NAOMI     I'll make sure to keep an eye on him. [15:28] SAKURAKO     Huh? [15:30] SAKURAKO     Naomi-kun... I came to help 'cause I'm free... [15:32] NAOMI     Does your head hurt?! [15:34] IORI     Hmm? [15:35] SAKURAKO     Naomi-kun, it's not busy. Let's go on break. [15:37] NAOMI     Do you have a fever?! [15:39] IORI     Hmm? [15:39] SAKURAKO     Naomi-kun... [15:40] NAOMI     Any dizziness? Tingles in your limbs? [15:43] NAOMI     I'll take you home! [15:44] IORI     Hmm? [15:45] SAKURAKO     Why the hell did it work for you?! [15:48] IORI     What's this about?! [15:49] WAITRESS     We got a bunch of orders! [15:51] BOSS     It's a lot, Otoya-kun. Can you handle it? [15:54] NAOMI     All good. Leave it to me. [16:11] IORI     Wow. [16:20] SAKURAKO     Welcome! [16:22] NATSUMI     Hey, Sakurako. Look at you. [16:24] YUKI     Yoohoo! [16:25] SAKURAKO     What brings you two here? [16:27] NATSUMI     We were drinking nearby. [16:29] YUKI     But the guys were all     zoo animals, so we bailed. [16:33] NATSUMI     And? [16:34] NATSUMI     Where's the boy? [16:36] SAKURAKO     You came to see Naomi-kun? I can't believe you. [16:39] NATSUMI     What's the big deal? [16:40] YUKI     You said he was a sight for sore eyes. [16:42] SAKURAKO     I'll introduce you when he's my boyfriend. [16:45] YUKI     You're still going on about that? [16:47] NATSUMI     This really isn't like you. [16:49] YUKI     Right? [16:50] SAKURAKO     What do you mean? [16:51] NATSUMI     I mean, you're usually quick     to make a move and jump into bed. [16:56] SAKURAKO     It's different this time. [16:58] NATSUMI     Yeah, right. [16:59] YUKI     You keep trying to play the good gal.     Just do your thing, Sakurako. [17:03] SAKURAKO     "My thing"? [17:05] NATSUMI     Yeah! I mean... [17:06] NATSUMI     You only like him for his looks, right? [17:09] NATSUMI     The only kinda girl hot boys hate... [17:12] YUKI     ...is needy, emotional girls! [17:13] NATSUMI     So you've got this easy! [17:17] YUKI     You're easy, pretty, and have a bangin' bod. [17:20] YUKI     Besides, you're the only one of us     who's single right now. [17:23] NATSUMI     Hurry up and get a boyfriend     so we can enjoy the summer. [17:27] SAKURAKO     Easy, huh? [17:30] SAKURAKO     Fine, gimme a minute.     I'll go make a move right now. [17:33] YUKI     Squee! [17:34] NATSUMI     That's our Sakurako! [17:37] BOSS     Kitahara-kun, you can take a break now. [17:41] IORI     Roger that, boss. [17:42] SAKURAKO     Do you have a minute, Naomi-kun? [17:44] NAOMI     Yes? [17:45] NAOMI     Do you need something, Sakurako-san? [17:48] SAKURAKO     Well, it's more about what I want. [17:51] SAKURAKO     You don't have a girlfriend, right? [17:54] NAOMI     Huh? [17:55] NAOMI     I don't, why? [17:58] SAKURAKO     Perfect, then. [17:59] NAOMI     Um, I... [18:01] SAKURAKO     If you don't have a girlfriend, [18:05] SAKURAKO     can I be... [18:13] NATSUMI     Hey, she's back. [18:15] YUKI     How'd it go? [18:16] SAKURAKO     Not great. [18:18] YUKI     Oh dear. [18:18] NATSUMI     That's too bad. [18:21] NATSUMI     But it's a weight off your shoulders, right? [18:23] YUKI     It's gotta be! [18:24] NATSUMI     Like, if you only liked him for his looks,     plenty of fish out in the sea. [18:31] SAKURAKO     I guess you got me there. [18:33] BOTH     Right? [18:34] SAKURAKO     Ugh, now I gotta find someone new. [18:38] NATSUMI     Yes! The instant move-on! [18:40] YUKI     That's our Sakurako! [18:41] SAKURAKO     Duh. It's not me to be clingy. [18:45] NATSUMI     Totally. [18:46] YUKI     True. [18:47] NATSUMI     It's not like you were into him for him. [18:49] YUKI     You probably couldn't go all out, could you? [18:51] SAKURAKO     Hah! Bingo! [18:53] SAKURAKO     Would've been a piece of cake      if I'd been serious. [18:55] YUKI     It's your own damn fault, then. [18:57] NATSUMI     Hey, don't be mean! [19:04] SAKURAKO     See you later. [19:09] IORI     Here. [19:12] SAKURAKO     What's this? [19:13] IORI     I figured you'd need a drink. [19:15] SAKURAKO     You know, huh? [19:16] IORI     I heard you guys talking from the hallway. [19:19] SAKURAKO     That so? [19:20] SAKURAKO     What, are you trying to make me feel better? [19:23] IORI     I guess you could say that. [19:26] SAKURAKO     This is nothing. I'm not gonna     get down on myself over it. [19:30] IORI     Are you sure? [19:31] SAKURAKO     Like, it's really not a big deal. [19:34] SAKURAKO     I just got rejected by a guy     I liked for his looks. [19:38] SAKURAKO     What's with that look? [19:39] IORI     It's just, I don't understand     why that can't get you down. [19:44] SAKURAKO     Huh? Isn't that obvious? [19:46] SAKURAKO     People usually fall in love for better reasons— [19:48] IORI     But remember what you said? [19:50] IORI     You said you actually really liked him. [19:52] SAKURAKO     Again, I was talking about his looks! [19:54] IORI     So what? [19:56] IORI     What's wrong with actually liking     someone for their looks? [20:00] IORI     People are free to love what they want. [20:02] IORI     Nobody can tell them otherwise. [20:05] IORI     Am I wrong? [20:12] SAKURAKO     Kitahara. [20:13] IORI     Y-Yeah? [20:16] SAKURAKO     Quit talking like you know shit! [20:19] SAKURAKO     What, did you think you could be     a shoulder for me to cry on? [20:24] SAKURAKO     Got your hopes up? [20:27] IORI     Oh, come on! [20:28] SAKURAKO     And first things first. [20:29] SAKURAKO     Who offers a girl beer to console her? [20:33] IORI     Gee, my bad. [20:34] SAKURAKO     If you really think so, [20:36] SAKURAKO     go get me a different drink. [20:40] IORI     Yeesh. [20:42] IORI     What would you like, princess? [20:46] SAKURAKO     Don't turn around. [20:48] SAKURAKO     Why would I ever cry on your shoulder... [20:52] SAKURAKO     you dumbass. [20:59] SAKURAKO     Hello, Naomi-kun. [21:02] NAOMI     Oh, hello there. [21:05] SAKURAKO     Don't worry about yesterday. [21:08] NAOMI     Okay, I won't. [21:09] SAKURAKO     Oh, but... [21:10] NAOMI     Yeah? [21:11] SAKURAKO     Come to me if you ever change your mind. [21:16] NAOMI     Got it. I'll do just that. [21:18] SAKURAKO     I'll go out with you if I'm single at the time. [21:22] IORI     Oh, hey, you seem okay now. [21:24] SAKURAKO     I told you I wasn't gonna get down on myself. [21:26] SAKURAKO     So last night didn't happen. Got that? [21:29] IORI     Roger that. [21:32] SAKURAKO     Oh, and one more thing. [21:33] SAKURAKO     Give this to Kohei-kun for me. [21:37] IORI     Huh? What's all this? [21:38] [SONG] SIGN     Moe Maid Lalako-tan      Kaya Mizuki Token [21:39] IORI     You apologizing for that one time? [21:41] SAKURAKO     Don't ask me. [21:42] IORI     Give it to him yourself. [21:44] SAKURAKO     Not happening. He's gross. [21:47] IORI     Way to not be upfront. [21:55] IORI     Oh? [21:56] [SONG] SIGN     Are you free this Saturday? [21:58] IORI     Just got the usual drinking plans. [22:02] [SONG] SIGN     Can we go catch a movie? [22:05] IORI     Did you ask Chisa and Kohei already? [22:11] [SONG] SIGN     It's not a group thing [22:12] [SONG] SIGN     Just the two of us [22:21] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation     Sriram Gurunathan [22:24] [SONG] CREDITS     Subtitle Timing     Krzysztof Kunc [22:32] [SONG] CREDITS     Editing & Typesetting     Tara Campbell [22:35] [SONG] CREDITS     Quality Control     S. Bilyeu [22:39] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation Check     Sho Stifler SIGN    Preview SIGN    Movie Date 10 - Movie Date Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:07] [SONG] SIGN     Can we go catch a movie? [00:10] IORI     Did you ask Chisa and Kohei already? [00:15] [SONG] SIGN     It's not a group thing [00:16] [SONG] SIGN     Just the two of us SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [02:01] AINA     Gah! I went and sent it! [02:06] AINA     Can't blame it on my shyness anymore. [02:09] AINA     Because now... [02:11] AINA     I'm running out of time. [02:16] AINA     H-He replied already? [02:18] [SONG] SIGN     Sorry, I know it's late, but I'm here     to return the books I borrowed [02:21] KIYOKO     Yoohoo, Aina. [02:24] AINA     Kikko, is it okay if I come     to hate you just for now? [02:28] KIYOKO     No idea where that came from, but no. [02:30] KIYOKO     Anyway, here you are. [02:32] AINA     Yeah, thanks. [02:34] AINA     Okay, is that all? Good night... [02:37] KIYOKO     Say, Aina. [02:38] KIYOKO     Why does it feel like     something fun's going down? [02:41] AINA     It's not! Nothing is going down! [02:43] KIYOKO     Then there's no problem with me staying, right? [02:46] KIYOKO     I think I'll chill here for a bit. [02:50] AINA     This stays between us, okay? [02:52] KIYOKO     'Kay. [02:53] AINA     Thing is... [02:54] KIYOKO     Oh, gimme a sec. [02:57] KEIKO     We're all ears! [02:59] KANAKO     What's staying between us? [03:01] AINA     Why'd you summon them?! [03:03] KIYOKO     The four of us are one in spirit! Sparkle! [03:06] KANAKO     That reaction was a little mean. [03:08] KEIKO     Wasn't it? [03:09] KIYOKO     Do you not trust us? [03:11] AINA     Not with your necks turning into rubber, no. [03:15] KEIKO     But I think it'd do you good     to get our opinions. [03:20] AINA     Fine, but this really stays between us, okay? [03:22] ALL     Yep! [03:23] AINA     And there you have it. [03:26] ALL     Bruh... [03:27] KANAKO     What, so you just asked him to the movies? [03:30] KEIKO     Even middle schoolers have     more exciting things going on. [03:32] AINA     Yeah, yeah, excuse me for being a late bloomer! [03:36] KIYOKO     Sorry about that. [03:37] KEIKO     Cheer up, girl. [03:39] KANAKO     So, what'd he say? [03:41] AINA     Oh, right, his reply! [03:43] [SONG] SIGN     Ah, I get it now [03:43] [SONG] SIGN     See you outside the station at 2 PM, then [03:49] KANAKO     Good for you, Aina. [03:51] KIYOKO     'Grats. [03:52] AINA     Shucks. [03:53] KIYOKO     Now you need a date plan. [03:56] AINA     Y-Yeah. How do these things usually go? [03:58] ALL     I've never done the asking out, so no clue. [04:02] AINA     Why'd I even bother telling you? [04:05] KANAKO     That reminds me, Keiko... [04:07] KANAKO     You live with a boy, don't you? [04:09] KIYOKO     What? Really?! [04:10] KEIKO     I guess you could say that. [04:13] AINA     Gimme some advice, Professor! [04:16] KEIKO     Boys are really simple. [04:18] KIYOKO     Ooh, she's dropping pearls of wisdom. [04:20] AINA     Tell me more. [04:21] KIYOKO     Whatever he says, [04:24] KIYOKO     just gas him up by saying, "Oh, wow,"     "I had no idea," and "You're so cool." [04:29] AINA     Uh-huh. [04:32] KEIKO     Then just bury his face in your chest     and he'll be all yours. [04:36] AINA     Oh, I see! [04:37] KANAKO     Is it really that easy? [04:40] KEIKO     Yeah, it's super easy... [04:44] KEIKO     with a six-year-old li'l bro. [04:46] AINA     I'm a fool! I'm a fool     for believing a word she said! [04:49] [SONG] SIGNSRtoL     Chest-Growing Methodology     How to Develop Shapely Breasts: Form Over Size     Is your man into big boobs or flat chests? Chest-Size Love Horoscopes     Your Honkers Will Pierce the Heavens - To All the Troubled Women     Learn from an active pinup model - Breast Enhancing Exercises     Top Secret - Massive Chest Gains [04:49] KIYOKO     Oh, right, you haven't moved out yet. [04:52] KEIKO     Yep. [04:53] KANAKO     Sorry, Aina. I was just messing around. [04:57] KANAKO     Aina? [04:58] AINA     Well, he is mentally six, [05:01] AINA     so that might work. [05:03] KANAKO     You sure about this boy? [05:06] KEIKO     It is what it is. We'll help you     pick out what to wear at least. [05:12] AINA     Huh? You'd do that? [05:13] KANAKO     I can see you being late for the date     because you couldn't decide, otherwise. [05:17] KIYOKO     That'd be totally in-character for Aina. [05:20] KEIKO     You need to show some leg!     You're nice and slender, so flaunt 'em! [05:22] AINA     Huh? Oh... [05:24] KANAKO     And some cleavage. [05:26] KIYOKO     You know that's not Aina's style! [05:36] AINA     I think I was too early. [05:38] IORI     Oh? [05:39] IORI     You're already here? [05:42] AINA     Y-You're early too, Iori. [05:45] IORI     It's been ages since I last did anything     other than dive and get smashed. [05:49] IORI     I'm actually really excited about this. [05:54] IORI     What's up? [05:55] AINA     Nothing! [05:58] AINA     Are you a movie buff? [06:00] IORI     I love inspirational sports flicks. [06:02] IORI     We're gonna watch Outbox, right? [06:04] AINA     Huh? [06:05] AINA     Crap, I panicked so hard,     I totally forgot to pick a movie! [06:10] IORI     Are we not? [06:11] AINA     We are! I've been wanting to watch it, too. [06:14] AINA     But I'm curious. What gave it away? [06:16] IORI     It was obvious, looking at the lineup. [06:25] [SONG] SIGN     Magic Girl Lalako the Movie     -Farming Saga Conclusion- [06:26] IORI     If we'd invited those two, [06:27] IORI     there was no way we would've     gotten to see Outbox. SIGN    If Chisa     was     invited SIGN    If Kohei     was     invited [06:30] AINA     So that's what he meant by "I get it now"! [06:30] [SONG] SIGN     Ah, I get it now [06:33] IORI     C'mon, let's go. [06:35] AINA     Huh? Don't we have to buy tickets? [06:37] IORI     I already got us couples' discount tickets. [06:39] AINA     Cou— [06:41] AINA     Y-You know a deal when you see one. [06:44] IORI     It's not that big a deal.     Just being responsible. [07:02] AINA     That was so good! [07:04] IORI     Right?! [07:05] AINA     I didn't know boxing was so awesome! [07:07] IORI     It's so hype, huh?! [07:09] AINA     That scene where they     talked up the dejected hero! [07:12] IORI     Exactly! That was incredible! [07:16] [SONG] SIGN     Just checking... Please don't tell me you're     thinking of bouncing right after the movie [07:18] [SONG] SIGN     Take him to a romantic place     and give it your best shot! [07:22] IORI     Right! They told me about     a nice restaurant nearby! [07:26] IORI     Let me look it up... SIGN    Currently [07:28] IORI     It's not open yet! [07:30] AINA     Er, um, I wanna go get a bite,     but the restaurant's rest-auranting right now! [07:35] IORI     Oh, okay. [07:37] IORI     Might as well, then.     Can you come with me for a bit? SIGN    Sports     April [07:44] IORI     Sorry to make you come shopping with me. [07:47] AINA     No problem. What're you looking for? [07:49] IORI     A swimsuit, for starts. [07:51] IORI     I also wanna check out     some diving computers and fins. [07:54] AINA     Wow, rich guy. [07:57] IORI     Hey, I am working now. [07:59] STAFF     Look at you two. [08:01] STAFF     Is he your boyfriend? [08:02] AINA     Wha? No, it's not like that! [08:05] STAFF     Oh, really? [08:07] STAFF     But you're close enough to shop together. [08:10] AINA     Huh? Well, I mean... [08:14] STAFF     How innocent. [08:15] STAFF     You must be excited to get     your first look at him in a swimsuit. [08:20] AINA     I guess. I see him naked more times than not. [08:22] STAFF     What's with this couple? Are they rabbits?! [08:25] IORIAINA     Cheers! [08:27] IORI     Nice place you picked out. [08:29] AINA     Th-Thanks. [08:32] (Flashback) KIYOKO     This place looks perfect! [08:35] AINA     Thank you, Aina's Angels! [08:37] WAITER     Your chicken breast skewers. [08:40] IORI     This dish appeared in the movie, too. [08:43] AINA     When he was dropping weight, yeah. [08:45] IORI     He acted like it was the worst meal ever. [08:47] AINA     Well, he was eating the same thing for weeks. [08:51] IORI     But he dealt with it     in order to meet his goals! [08:54] AINA     Yeah, that really hit home! [08:56] IORI     People can be so cool when they     get laser-focused on one thing! [09:00] AINA     It's great how that passion shines through. [09:03] AINA     Wish I had something that'd make me     blind to everything else too. [09:07] IORI     Huh? [09:09] IORI     You have your makeup, don't you? [09:11] AINA     That's not the same thing, okay?! [09:22] AINA     This is so fun. [09:23] AINA     It's great to share an experience     with someone else and then discuss it. [09:27] AINA     I really do love the movies, diving, and... [09:36] AINA     I fancy yer. [09:39] BOTH     Huh? [09:43] IORI     Fancy? [09:46] AINA     U-Uh... I can explain! [09:49] AINA     I meant I've never seen a fancier water bottle! [09:52] IORI     What the hell? That's clearly a shaker. [09:55] IORI     Oh, another beer, please. [09:57] AINA     Phew. Close call. [10:00] AINA     Way to talk your way outta that, me! [10:03] AINA     Now nobody'll think     I just blurted out how I feel. [10:06] CUSTOMER A     Did she just say she likes him? [10:07] CUSTOMER B     She totally said she likes him! [10:09] CUSTOMER C     Aww, so cute! [10:10] CUSTOMER D     Hope the guy explodes. [10:13] IORI     That was great. [10:15] AINA     Yeah, it was. [10:16] IORI     All right, then. [10:17] AINA     Yep, let's go home. [10:20] IORI     Hey, we're out already. Let's keep it going. [10:22] AINA     Huh? [10:23] ALL     Cheers! [10:26] AINA     Should've seen this coming. [10:28] IORI     Hey, I told you we've got     the usual drinking plans! [10:32] CHISA     Did you two go somewhere? [10:33] AINA     Yeah, to catch a movie. [10:35] CHISA     Dive Blue?! [10:36] AINA     Nah, Outbox. [10:38] CHISA     Oh... [10:40] AINA     Your interests are so easy to gauge. [10:43] CHISA     You think? [10:44] AINA     Not aware of it, huh? [10:46] (Flashback) IORI     People can be so cool when they get     laser-focused on one thing! [10:57] CHISA     Something on my face? [10:58] AINA     You've got two eyes, a nose, and a mouth. [11:01] CHISA     So do you, Aina. [11:03] IORI     Where are you going, Azusa-san? [11:05] AZUSA     Shopping run for some more stuff. [11:07] IORI     I'll go with you. [11:09] AZUSA     Yeah? [11:12] AZUSA     Still gets chilly at night, huh? [11:15] IORI     Sure does. [11:17] AZUSA     By the way, Iori. [11:18] IORI     Yes? [11:20] AZUSA     What're you gonna do? [11:21] IORI     Hm? About what? [11:23] AZUSA     Huh? She didn't say anything? [11:26] IORI     What are you talking about? [11:28] AZUSA     Huh... Let me change the question, then. [11:32] IORI     Okay. [11:33] AZUSA     Did you notice anything off with Aina? [11:38] IORI     Now that you mention it, there was some stuff. [11:42] AZUSA     I see. [11:43] IORI     Is something up? [11:45] AZUSA     Well... [11:48] AZUSA     I guess I can tell you at least. [11:50] IORI     What is it? [11:53] AZUSA     You see, Aina... [11:54] AZUSA     She has to go back home for family reasons. [11:59] IORI     What? [12:01] IORI     Cakey has to go back home? [12:03] AZUSA     Yeah. Looks like her tuition is     going to be a sticking point. [12:08] AZUSA     A stereotypical "family situation." [12:11] IORI     Cakey's family situation... [12:15] AINAMOM     My. Dear, Aina's sent a letter. [12:18] AINADAD     That's great. [12:19] AINADAD     I'm glad I get to see a glimpse of     my dear daughter's life away from home. [12:24] AINADAD     Honey, submit the dropout notice. [12:26] AINAMOM     Right away. [12:28] IORI     Ugh! I guess they saw her caked up! [12:32] AZUSA     Didn't I just say her     tuition's the sticking point? [12:37] IORI     So it's a financial issue. [12:39] AZUSA     Something like that. [12:41] AZUSA     Well, there you have it. [12:43] AZUSA     You won't get to see Aina for much longer. [12:46] AZUSA     Remember that. [12:51] KOHEI     Cakey's going back home? [12:53] IORI     What can we do about this? [12:55] KOHEI     If money's the issue, [12:58] KOHEI     she can apply for a scholarship. [13:01] IORI     Ah, I knew that was coming. [13:03] KOHEI     Is there a problem? [13:05] IORI     I looked into it myself, [13:07] IORI     and they only give them out to people     with a minimum GPA of 3.5 in high school. [13:11] KOHEI     A minimum of 3.5? [13:14] IORI     What did she score in PE? [13:15] KOHEI     Probably a 1.0. [13:17] IORI     How about home ec and art? [13:19] KOHEI     At best 2.0. [13:21] IORI     Which means... [13:22] IORI     She'd need more than 3.9      in every other subject. [13:26] KOHEI     Her? Score 4.0 across the board? [13:30] KOHEI     Uh, there's no way. [13:34] IORI     Let's check with her indirectly, just in case. [13:37] KOHEI     Why indirectly? [13:39] IORI     She might wanna keep this whole thing a secret. [13:42] KOHEI     Makes sense. [13:45] IORI     Say, Cakey. [13:48] IORI     How's school going for you? [13:50] KOHEI     You doing good? [13:51] AINA     What's with you two? [13:52] IORI     We're a little worried about your grades. [13:55] KOHEI     Are you keeping up with your studies? [13:58] AINA     You're the last people I'll take that from! [14:01] IORI     Didn't work. [14:03] KOHEI     She was totally wary of us. [14:05] KOHEI     If a scholarship's out, how about a job? SIGN    Part-Time Job Catalog [14:08] IORI     Dunno, I don't have much confidence     in her picking up work skills. [14:11] KOHEI     True. [14:13] IORI     Is there a job that'll pay     even a klutz a good wage? [14:18] KOHEI     I know just the place, Kitahara! [14:20] IORI     Oho? [14:21] KOHEI     Being a klutz there is okay! And it pays well! [14:24] IORI     Really? That sounds too good to be true! [14:27] KOHEI     At a maid cafe, klutziness     becomes an endearing trait! [14:28] [SONG] SIGN     Meiko -- "I... I'm sorry, Onii... [14:28] [SONG] SIGN     I mean,     Master..." [14:31] IORI     Genius! [14:34] KOHEI     Say, Cakey. [14:35] AINA     What? [14:37] IORI     How to ask this... [14:38] KOHEI     Er... [14:39] IORIKOHEI     Is your allowance good enough? [14:41] AINA     Why do you sound like the dad     of a poor household?! [14:43] AINA     What are you plotting this time?! [14:45] KOHEI     Nothing in the least! [14:47] CHISA     Your eyes are darting. [14:49] IORI     Surely you jest! [14:51] KOHEI     Damn, she's even more wary of us now. [14:53] IORI     We need to fall back for now. [14:56] IORI     She'll probably catch on if we suggest a job. [14:59] KOHEI     If we could at least give her that dress,     she'd naturally think of maid cafes. [15:07] KOHEI     What's up? [15:09] IORI     I have something to give Chisa right here. [15:12] IORI     We can give Cakey the dress     while I give Chisa this! [15:16] KOHEI     I see! It'd seem perfectly natural! [15:18] IORI     Chisa. [15:19] CHISA     What now? [15:20] IORI     For you. [15:22] AINA     Wow, a gift? [15:24] CHISA     Thank you? [15:25] AINA     Lucky you. [15:26] IORI     I have something for you too, Cakey. [15:28] AINA     Huh?! [15:29] AINA     Th-Thanks, Iori! [15:31] IORI     Don't mention it.     Consider it payback for always! [15:38] AINA     What the hell? [15:40] [SONG] SIGN     If a boy gifts you clothes      it means he wants to see     you wearing them! [15:41] AINA     Wait, I read that magazine article before! [15:44] AINA     So, Iori wants to see me dress up in this... [15:56] CHISA     You perv! [15:58] IORI     Wait! Hear me out! SIGN    Currently Explaining [16:02] HITODE     Starfish. [16:04] IORI     You see now? [16:05] CHISA     I get the Aina deal, but why gift me underwear? [16:09] IORI     Hmph. I told I would, remember? [16:13] (Flashback) IORI     Thanks, Chisa! [16:15] (Flashback) IORI     To show my appreciation,     I'll buy you some sexy underwear. [16:19] CHISA     I never asked for that! [16:21] [SONG] SIGN     Auction: Women's Underwear (Opened) - Fancy      Chisa Kote°°°gawa [16:21] KOHEI     If you don't want it, sell it online. [16:23] CHISA     That's going to look like something else! [16:26] IORI     I see! So that was an option! [16:28] CHISA     Huh? What was? [16:30] KOHEI     You're selling something online? [16:31] IORI     Yeah. [16:32] IORI     I think we have Kaya Mizuki's wetsuit. [16:35] IORI     We can sell that for like 2 million... [16:37] CHISA     You scumbag. [16:42] KOHEI     Fine. I'll find a buyer right away. [16:44] CHISA     Huh? [16:46] CHISA     Don't tell me you put it up for sale! SIGN    WTS     Kidney SIGN    Starting 2 million yen [16:47] [SONG] SIGN     Seller is a healthy college student.     Cash only. No bank deposits. [16:50] CHISA     We're not selling it. For any amount. [16:52] KOHEI     But why?! [16:54] KOHEI     Please! [16:55] CHISA     No means "no". [16:56] KOHEI     I need it more than anything in life! [16:58] CHISA     I'll go hide Kaya-san's wetsuit. [17:00] KOHEI     I beg you, Kotegawa-sama! [17:03] IORI     Chin up, Kohei. [17:08] KOHEI     Kitahara... It can't be. [17:12] IORI     I grabbed it before Chisa could. [17:14] KOHEI     Are you sure? [17:16] IORI     Desperate times call for desperate measures. [17:20] BOSS     Where'd my old wetsuit go? It was right here. [17:23] NANAKA     Iori-kun took it upstairs just now. [17:26] KOHEI     I'm sorry you had to get     your hands dirty for me, Kitahara! [17:29] IORI     Yeah... The guilt is crushing me, honestly. [17:33] KOHEI     Just wait! I'll sell my kidney right away     and get us that money! [17:36] IORI     Don't! I can't make you do that! [17:39] KOHEI     What other choice do we have? [17:41] IORI     Well... I feel like you'd have     a hidden stash of valuable goods. [17:47] CHISA     Why do I have to go to     Imamura-kun's apartment too? [17:50] IORI     It's my first time going. [17:52] IORI     I need somebody to call the cops     if I find anything illegal. [17:55] CHISA     I have to agree! [17:58] KOHEI     Give me a bit. I'll clean up the place. [18:00] IORI     It's fine if it's a little messy. [18:02] KOHEI     That's not the problem. [18:04] KOHEI     Even I have things I don't want     people seeing. Let me hide them. [18:09] IORI     Things he wants to hide, eh? [18:12] CHISA     What? [18:14] IORI     Nothing. [18:15] IORI     I guess he's being a gentleman. [18:20] KOHEI     You can come in now. [18:21] IORI     Finally! [18:22] CHISA     I'm so hot... [18:25] CHISA     Thanks for having us. [18:26] IORI     Dude, why'd you make us wait so long? [18:32] IORI     What the hell did you even "hide" here?! [18:34] KOHEI     Obf! [18:35] IORI     There was no reason to wait out in the sun! [18:38] IORI     Wait, is this really after the cleanup? [18:43] CHISA     Huh? [18:44] IORI     What's up? [18:45] CHISA     He has a bunch of the same book. [18:45] [SONG] SIGN     Lalako-tan Deconstruction [18:47] IORI     You know the deal. For preservation,     for sharing, and all that jazz. [18:51] CHISA     But even then, this is a lot. [18:54] IORI     He's like a missionary. [18:57] KOHEI     You saw? [19:00] IORI     Dude, how many copies of this book     are you planning to circulate? [19:03] KOHEI     Wait, circulate? [19:04] IORI     Am I wrong? [19:05] KOHEI     No, those copies are for circulation. [19:08] KOHEI     I made that book back in high school. [19:13] CHISA     You made this? Your art's so good! [19:15] IORI     Seriously?! [19:17] KOHEI     Sheesh. [19:19] KOHEI     Now even Kotegawa knows I used to be an otaku. [19:22] CHISA     Huh? [19:23] KOHEI     Let him have this. [19:25] IORI     Anyway, we need valuables right now. [19:27] KOHEI     Yeah, look for whatever will     fetch a pretty price. [19:30] CHISA     They're talking like robbers... [19:31] IORI     What's this? [19:32] KOHEI     A porn mag. [19:33] IORI     And this? [19:34] KOHEI     A porn fanzine. [19:35] IORI     How about this?! [19:35] KOHEI     A porn game. [19:36] IORI     All he's got is porn! [19:40] IORI     We didn't find anything worth squat. [19:43] KOHEI     I guess I really do have to sell a kidney. [19:46] KOHEI     Hate to break it to you,     but that's my uncle's wetsuit. [19:51] CHISA     I'll gather up some of my stuff     we can sell, too. [19:55] IORI     Me too, but we can only fetch so much. [19:58] CHISA     What can we do, then? [19:59] IORI     If we can't boost income, we'll just     have to cut down on expenses. [20:04] CHISA     Which means... [20:04] IORI     The biggest expense is rent, you see. SIGN    All You Need to Know     About Maid Outfits [20:12] IORI     Cakey. [20:12] AINA     What? [20:13] IORI     Come with me. [20:15] IORI     Azusa-san told me the news. [20:18] IORI     You have to go back home     for family reasons? [20:23] AINA     Yeah... [20:24] IORI     What do you wanna do? [20:26] AINA     I don't wanna go. [20:28] IORI     Yeah? [20:30] IORI     Then stay right here. [20:34] AINA     But... [20:34] IORI     You may have a hard time getting by,     but I'll try to support you in any way I can. [20:39] AINA     Uh, Iori? Are you saying... [20:41] IORI     Dunno how much this will help, but I've     gathered up some essentials for you. [20:54] AINA     Wha...? [20:57] IORI     Cakey, if you don't mind... [21:01] IORI     how about you live here? [21:03] AINA     What kind of mental torture is this?! [21:08] ALL     Hmm... [21:09] IORI     Why'd she turn us down? [21:10] KOHEI     We left no stone unturned. [21:13] SHINJI     Hey, you guys. [21:14] RYUJIRO     Gather downstairs for a sec. [21:16] ALL     Okay. [21:17] SHINJI     There you have it. [21:19] SHINJI     Aina's going home for a bit     to help her family with farmwork. [21:25] IORICHISAKOHEI     With farmwork? [21:28] AINA     But I haven't made any summer memories yet! [21:31] IORI     Azusa-san! [21:32] IORI     What was all that about a "financial issue"?! [21:35] AZUSA     They won't pay her tuition     unless she helps out. [21:39] IORI     How misleading! [21:41] IORI     I was worried for nothing! [21:42] KOHEI     I swear! I'm taking back all my stuff! [21:48] AINA     Sorry for making you worry. [21:53] IORI     Huh? What are you even saying?! [21:55] KOHEI     Can you stop being so hellishly cakey?! [21:57] AINA     I am not cakey right now! [21:59] AINA     But, hey, it's true     that I'll be away for a while. [22:02] AINA     Don't make too many fun memories without me. [22:07] IORIKOHEI     Screw that! [22:21] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation     Sriram Gurunathan [22:24] [SONG] CREDITS     Subtitle Timing     Krzysztof Kunc [22:32] [SONG] CREDITS     Editing & Typesetting     Tara Campbell [22:35] [SONG] CREDITS     Quality Control     S. Bilyeu [22:39] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation Check     Sho Stifler SIGN    Preview SIGN    Let's Go to an Uninhabited Island! 11 - Let's Go to an Uninhabited Island! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [01:37] IORI     What's got you down, Azusa-san? [01:39] AZUSA     You first, Iori. [01:41] IORI     I was just thinking I want to have     some peak summer fun. [01:45] AZUSA     I hear ya. I'm basically in the same boat. [01:48] IORI     Really? [01:50] AZUSA     Yep. I'm really craving... [01:52] AZUSA     the sight of Nanaka's ass. [01:54] IORI     I wouldn't call that     the same boat as me at all. [01:57] AZUSA     You mean you don't wanna check it out? [01:59] IORI     Don't go putting words in my mouth now. [02:02] IORI     Don't you see her in her swimsuit all the time? [02:05] AZUSA     She slips on her wetsuit immediately. [02:08] IORI     You'll need a beach day, then. [02:10] AZUSA     Too many people. Can't be bothered. [02:14] NANAKA     Tomorrow? [02:16] NANAKA     I don't know if we can gather eight     or more people on such short notice. [02:19] AZUSA     Eight or more people tomorrow? [02:20] NANAKA     Yeah, yeah... Oh, no. Okay. [02:22] IORI     Wonder what this is about. [02:24] NANAKA     It's too bad you had to cancel. [02:27] IORI     Tomorrow, huh? [02:27] NANAKA     Yeah... No. [02:28] AZUSA     Eight or more's a tough ask. [02:31] NANAKA     But I'd like to go, since it's     not every day you get the chance... [02:35] NANAKA     to go camping on an uninhabited island. [02:37] NANAKA     I'll try asking around. [02:40] NANAKA     Say... [02:42] AZUSA     We'll figure something out! [02:44] IORI     Yeah! [02:50] NAOMI     Kitahara-san! [02:52] NAOMI     Thanks for inviting me today! [02:54] IORI     And thank you for coming along! [02:58] IORI     That leaves Azusa-san's guest... [03:01] MAYA     Sorry! Did I keep you waiting? [03:05] MAYA     Ack... [03:07] MAYA     I'm the last to arrive? [03:11] IORI     Wait, did you really... [03:13] AZUSA     She happened to be on summer break. [03:17] KOHEI     You have my unwavering fealty for life! [03:21] AZUSA     You really blow things out of proportion. [03:23] RYUJIRO     Huh? A wetsuit? [03:25] RYUJIRO     I'm pretty sure diving isn't in the plans. [03:27] CHISA     Huh? SIGN    rumble rumble [03:29] CHISA     Huh... [03:38] MAYA     I haven't had a beach day in so long! [03:40] AZUSA     Good thing it's a deserted island, huh? [03:42] NANAKA     Would've been even better     if we had it all to ourselves. [03:46] MAYA     I'm happy enough with it     having a cap on visitors. [03:49] NAOMI     Isn't that Kaya Mizuki? [03:52] IORI     You know her too? [03:53] NAOMI     She was on the cover     of a diving magazine recently. [03:56] NAOMI     By the way, Kitahara-san. [03:58] IORI     Hm? [03:58] NAOMI     Isn't that painful? [04:01] IORI     All good. I'm used to it. [04:03] RYUJIRO     It'd be dangerous when the ship sways, though. [04:05] NAOMI     R-Right. [04:08] RYUJIRO     Continue that after we land. [04:11] CHISA     Got it. [04:13] IORI     Sorry for tricking you, Chisa. [04:15] CHISA     You can apologize with a number of fractures. [04:17] IORI     Your idea of apologies is freaky! [04:20] NAOMI     Those two are so close. [04:23] RYUJIRO     Well, yeah. They're technically     boyfriend and girlfriend. [04:26] NAOMI     Huh?! [04:27] CHISA     Uh... let's not go there. [04:29] RYUJIRO     What, was that supposed to be a secret? [04:31] IORI     Not really, no. [04:33] CHISA     Uh, listen, Otoya-kun. [04:36] NAOMI     Is that so? [04:39] NAOMI     That's great to hear! [04:41] IORI     Is it, though? [04:43] RYUJIRO     Don't ask me. [04:44] NAOMI     What do you like about Kitahara-san? [04:46] CHISA     Huh? Oh, uh... [04:48] NAOMI     Like, you lighten up when you're with him?     Or you like how accepting he is? [04:53] CHISA     Y-Yeah, something like that. [04:55] NAOMI     What else?! SIGN    1 Minute Later SIGN    3 Minutes Later SIGN    5 Minutes Later [05:02] CHISA     H... [05:02] NAOMI     H? [05:04] CHISA     How he eats a lot. [05:06] NAOMI     I see! What else? [05:08] CHISA     Y-You want more?! SIGN    5 More     Minutes Later [05:13] CHISA     How he chews properly... [05:16] NAOMI     I get that! [05:18] IORI     Oh, honey! [05:19] IORI     You have my permission     to mention stuff other than food. [05:22] CHISA     Uh... How he can do addition. [05:26] IORI     Hey, I can handle subtraction too! [05:29] RYUJIRO     You seem chuffed. [05:30] NAOMI     Of course I am! [05:32] NAOMI     Because I love Kitahara-san too! [05:37] RYUJIRO     Ah, the joy of discussing     something you both love. [05:42] IORI     What's wrong, Chisa? [05:44] RYUJIRO     Where's Kohei, by the way? [05:45] CHISA     Yeah, where? [05:47] IORI     Oh... [05:48] IORI     He's on death's door     due to hyperventilating from joy. [05:58] IORI     Deserted island ahoy... [06:06] IORI     This is exciting! [06:08] RYUJIRO     Sure is. [06:09] SHINJI     Love this location! [06:11] IORI     Let's start a fire and barbecue some meat! [06:15] STAFF     Sorry, sir, we ask that you     set up your tents first. [06:18] SHINJI     You heard the man. [06:20] IORI     Oh, right. [06:22] IORI     We need to carry our stuff off the boat, too. [06:26] IORI     Think I can pump him back up to life? [06:36] IORI     Settled down yet? [06:38] KOHEI     I'm breathing normally, at least. [06:40] IORI     Then let's go say hello already. [06:43] KOHEI     Wha? [06:44] KOHEI     Hmph. Don't be stupid. [06:47] IORI     You're the stupid one here! [06:49] KOHEI     Doesn't take a genius to know that my mind'll     explode if I hear her voice in person. [06:55] IORI     Is she some kind of god to you? [06:58] KOHEI     How could I ever go talk to her? SIGN    fidget     fidget [07:00] IORI     Yeah? Then I'll go by myself. SIGN    dawdle     dawdle [07:04] KOHEI     Cut in line and you're dead. [07:06] IORI     Dude, you're a pain in the ass. [07:09] IORI     Come with me, then. [07:10] KOHEI     I'm not emotionally ready yet! [07:14] IORI     Huh? Where are Maya-san and the others? [07:16] SHINJI     Oh, the ladies? [07:19] SHINJI     They're changing in the tent. [07:23] KOHEI     In there, Kaya-sama is... nak... [07:25] IORI     Stop! Don't picture it, Kohei! [07:28] IORI     Calm down. Take a deep breath. [07:31] KOHEI     Y-Yeah... [07:33] IORI     Inhale. [07:36] IORI     Exhale. [07:39] IORI     Inhale again. [07:40] MAYA     Eek! Stop that, Azusa. [07:44] AZUSA     Long time no see, Maya tiddies. [07:47] IORI     Big trouble! Kohei's ascending! [07:49] SHINJI     How is he blue?! [07:51] RYUJIRO     Does he have a pulse?! [07:52] IORI     Kohei! [07:55] IORI     Sheesh, way to waste all that time. [07:58] KOHEI     Any hot-blooded creature     would've ended up the same. [08:01] NAOMI     That's a very manly way to change,     but could you close your tent? [08:05] SHINJI     We're here. [08:08] NANAMI     You're actually wearing swimsuits. [08:11] RYUJIRO     To start off, at least. [08:13] NAOMI     Huh? [08:21] AZUSA     What a view, huh? Haven't feasted     our eyes on this since Okinawa. [08:25] KOHEI     Azusa-san, where is Kaya-sama? [08:28] IORI     Yeah, I don't see her. [08:29] KOHEI     Is she in danger?! [08:32] AZUSA     Maya said she was talking a stroll     down the beach. [08:35] IORI     Somebody's talking to her. [08:38] AZUSA     Someone from another group? [08:40] IORI     I hope he's not trying to pick her up. [08:42] KOHEI     Pick her up?! [08:46] IORI     Settle down, you dumbass. [08:48] AZUSA     It'll be fine. [08:50] AZUSA     Maya can get rid of him her... [08:52] AZUSA     self? [08:54] GUY     Never expected to run into someone     who's performed on Kouhaku. I'm so lucky. [09:01] KOHEI     Judgment passed. [09:02] IORI     What the hell are you doing?! [09:06] GUY     Yo, that frickin' hurt! [09:07] IORI     We're so sorry! [09:09] GUY     Wha? You think sorry's gonna cut it?! [09:15] KUDOIORI     You! [09:18] IORI     What's Tinkerbell's prez doing here?! [09:20] KUDO     And what are you doing here?! [09:22] IORI     Okay, we'll stay away from you guys! [09:25] IORI     You go have fun with whatever     randos you're here with... [09:31] IORI     Huh... [09:32] IORI     I know this rando! [09:41] SAKURAKO     So? [09:42] SAKURAKO     What are you guys doing here? [09:45] IORI     Right back at ya. [09:46] SAKURAKO     You even have Naomi-kun with you. [09:49] IORI     You have my sympathies there. [09:51] IORI     So hear me out. [09:52] IORI     What say we go our separate ways here?     It's for our own good. [09:55] SAKURAKO     Separate ways, eh? [09:57] IORI     Is there a problem? [09:58] SAKURAKO     You think my friends will okay it     when they're acting like that? [10:01] IORI     Hmm? [10:02] NATSUMI     How about we go chill     behind those rocks over there? [10:05] NAOMI     Uh, I... [10:06] IORI     Stop right there! [10:08] IORI     Quit making moves on Otoya-kun! [10:09] NAOMI     Kitahara-san! [10:12] SAKURAKO     It's not just Natsumi. Look at Yuki. [10:12] YUKI     Love those bods! [10:14] IORI     Just how aggressive are your friends?! [10:16] SAKURAKO     Those two will want us     to hang out together, at least. [10:22] IORI     But your target's one of them, right? [10:24] SAKURAKO     Duh. Just look at his face. [10:27] SAKURAKO     He'd make a fine third backup. [10:29] IORI     That's a horrible rating. [10:31] IORI     You guys are fine peacing out, right? [10:33] KUDO     Huh? [10:34] IORI     You can have fun with your people. [10:36] KUDO     Tch. Listen to yourself. [10:38] KUDO     How are we supposed to have fun with that? [10:40] IORI     Fair. [10:42] KUDO     Thankfully, your group's not too bad. [10:46] KUDO     Let's get together and chill. [10:48] IORI     Not on your life. [10:50] KOHEI     What the hell are you talking about? [10:53] IORI     They wanna hang out with us. [10:56] KUDO     Not you guys. The girls you have with you. [10:58] KOHEI     Oho? [11:00] KOHEI     I don't see the problem. [11:02] IORI     You sure, Kohei? Maya-san's right there! [11:05] KOHEI     No problem. It's just what we need. [11:08] KOHEI     I've been looking for     a watermelon to split open. [11:12] IORI     Oh, that's perfect, then. [11:15] KUDO     Perfect, my ass! [11:16] KUDO     Damn it! Let go of me! [11:17] KOHEI     Resign yourself to your fate, watermelon. SIGN    Watermelon-kun [11:20] KUDO     Stop trying to play split     the watermelon with a guy's head! SIGN    Watermelon-kun [11:23] KUDO     Listen... [11:25] KUDO     Don't you think this is a waste of time? [11:28] IORI     True. [11:29] KUDO     So let's decide if we hang together or not... [11:31] KUDO     with a game, fair and square! [11:34] [SONG] SIGN     Round 1: Capture the Flag [11:36] [SONG] SIGN     Round 2: Sand Jenga [11:39] [SONG] SIGN     Round 3: Beach Volleyball [11:39] IORI     Stwiker! [11:41] [SONG] SIGN     Round 4: Bat Spin Race [11:47] IORI     Wait... [11:48] IORI     We're basically hanging together! [11:50] IORI     Hurry up and piss off already! [11:52] SAKURAKO     You know... [11:53] SAKURAKO     Why're you so desperate to see us gone? [11:55] IORI     Who in their right mind would accept this? [11:57] KUDO     Relax. We won't make     any moves on your girlfriend. [12:01] SAKURAKO     Wha? [12:02] SAKURAKO     Wait, girlfriend? [12:04] KUDO     Girlfriend. [12:05] SAKURAKO     This moron has one? [12:06] KUDO     That moron has one. [12:08] SAKURAKO     Wait, my brain can't process this. [12:12] SAKURAKO     You're a girl?! [12:14] IORIKOHEI     Where did that come from?! [12:15] SAKURAKO     Then is it one of those seniors? [12:18] IORI     Get away from that train of thought! [12:20] KUDO     It's that Chisa girl. [12:22] SAKURAKO     Chisa? [12:24] SAKURAKO     The flattest girl here today? [12:26] IORI     In that group, yeah, I guess. [12:28] KOHEI     She has other features, you know. [12:30] IORI     Anyway, I wanna enjoy this     deserted island to the fullest. [12:35] KUDO     Okay, okay, I get it. [12:37] KUDO     You're sulking because of     the lack of booze, right? [12:39] IORI     Were you listening to a word I just said? [12:43] KUDO     Let's play Russian Mary Roulette, then. [12:45] IORI     The heck is that? [12:47] KUDO     We'll hide a super-spicy Blood Mary     among a bunch of tomato juice glasses. SIGN    Russian Mary Roulette SIGN    Tabasco SIGN    Tomato [12:51] KUDO     Then we guess who ended up drinking it. SIGN    Dares [12:52] [SONG] SIGN     10 push-ups [12:53] KUDO     If you lose, you gotta do a dare. [12:54] GLASSES     Our club plays it often. [12:56] SAKURAKO     Hey, that sounds fun. [12:58] NATSUMI     That'll liven the party up. [13:00] YUKI     Let's play! [13:01] LONGHAIR     Hey, that's the spirit. [13:03] KUDO     You guys enjoy this stuff, don't ya? [13:05] IORI     What the hell, man? [13:06] KOHEI     That's so stupid. SIGN    No Booze!!! - No Life!! [13:08] IORIKOHEI     It's obviously gotta be water and vodka. [13:10] KUDO     Just how booze-addled are your brains?! [13:12] IORIKOHEI     Say what?! [13:13] KUDO     Some girls can't handle that stuff! [13:15] IORI     Just the guys can play, then! [13:16] LONGHAIR     You there. [13:18] LONGHAIR     You'd prefer a lighter drink, right? [13:21] CHISA     Not really. [13:23] CHISA     I'm not interested in     these games to begin with. [13:26] LONGHAIR     Come on, we gotta vibe with the group. [13:29] CHISA     Feel free to do that     if you want, but I'll pass. [13:33] SAKURAKO     Don't you see the issue with that? [13:36] CHISA     What do you mean? [13:37] SAKURAKO     You work at the dive shop, don't you? [13:41] CHISA     Yeah, why? [13:42] YUKI     What, really? [13:44] NATSUMI     She's in customer service? [13:46] NATSUMI     Can't go acting like that, then. [13:48] YUKI     Way to kill the mood. [13:49] SAKURAKO     Right? [13:51] SAKURAKO     If you can't get onboard with these things, [13:54] SAKURAKO     you're not fit to be shop staff. [13:57] CHISA     Fine. [13:59] CHISA     If you wanna provoke me, [14:02] CHISA     I'll let you provoke me. [14:03] SAKURAKO     You don't say. [14:04] NATSUMI     We got her okay! [14:07] YUKI     That's more like it! [14:08] KUDO     Let's go grab the drinks and Tabasco. [14:11] GLASSES     Anything else we need? [14:12] IORIKOHEI     Spirytus! [14:13] KUDOGLASSES     We didn't bring that crap! [14:16] SHINJI     Kudo. [14:18] KUDO     Heya, Tokita. You're in too, right? [14:22] SHINJI     It is the kind of game I enjoy, but... [14:25] SHINJI     Sorry, not this time.     You should really get going now. [14:28] KUDO     Huh? [14:32] IORI     I wasn't expecting that. [14:33] NAOMI     What do you mean? [14:35] IORI     What Tokita-senpai did. [14:37] KOHEI     He did the right thing.     Kaya-sama's with us. [14:40] IORI     Yeah, I get that... [14:42] MAYA     What's this about me? [14:44] KOHEI     Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka... [14:44] MAYA     Wow, that's funny. [14:47] IORI     Take this chance and talk to her normally. [14:50] KOHEI     I wish I could! [14:52] KOHEI     But what if I somehow get on her bad side? [14:55] IORI     I see. Okay, I got you. [14:57] KOHEI     Kitahara? [14:59] IORI     I'll figure something out. [15:01] KOHEI     Kitahara... thank you. [15:03] IORI     You'll owe me for this. [15:05] KOHEI     I'll repay you if it kills me. [15:07] IORI     Maya-san. [15:08] MAYA     What's up? [15:09] IORI     So, this one time, Kohei here... [15:13] IORI     tried to take your sister home with him. [15:15] MAYA     Huh? [15:20] KOHEI     Any last words? [15:22] IORI     Figured you could get on her     bad side and get it over with... [15:27] NAOMI     Wow, that's a lot of fish. [15:30] CHISA     You caught all this? [15:32] IORI     Nah, the seniors grabbed     most of 'em while free-diving. [15:36] IORI     I wish I could've tried. [15:38] CHISA     Wanna go with me tomorrow? [15:40] NAOMI     Don't you have a fear of the water, though? [15:43] IORI     It's gotten better lately. [15:45] NAOMI     Really? [15:47] IORI     I've learned that you gotta fight     your fears and give it a shot. [15:50] NAOMI     Yeah, otherwise you'll never overcome them. [15:54] CHISA     "Give it a shot," huh? [15:58] IORI     Taste test. [16:01] IORI     Yum! [16:02] CHISA     That good? [16:03] IORI     You try it too! [16:07] CHISA     Yeah, this is really good. [16:09] IORI     I know, right?! [16:10] IORI     You try it too, Otoya-kun. [16:12] IORI     Here. Say "aah." [16:14] NAOMI     Huh?! [16:15] NAOMI     U-Uh... I... u-uh... [16:23] NAOMI     It's too embarrassing to have you feed me. [16:26] IORI     Whoops, sorry about that. [16:29] AZUSA     The meat's ready! [16:31] ALL     Yeah! [16:32] ALL     Cheers! [16:44] SHINJI     Okay, the party's gotten warmed up. [16:47] SHINJI     Time for a game, don't you think?! [16:49] ALL     Yeah! [16:50] IORI     How about the thing the Tinkerbell     guys were talking about? [16:53] IORI     The Russian Mary Roulette. [16:54] AZUSA     Sounds good to me. [16:56] SHINJI     Otoya-kun can emcee with me, then. [16:59] NAOMI     Sure. [16:59] NAOMI     Write a dare on a piece of paper     and put it in this box. [17:03] ALL     Okay. [17:04] IORI     What should I write? [17:06] AZUSA     I have a question. [17:08] NAOMI     What is it? [17:09] AZUSANANAKA     How lewd are we allowed to make it? [17:11] NAOMI     Huh? [17:11] NAOMI     Probably not at all, I think. [17:14] IORI     It's usually the guys asking that question. [17:17] AZUSA     What? [17:18] NANAKA     How about just a little?! [17:19] AZUSA     Like, under five seconds. [17:21] NAOMI     If we get unlucky, Imamura-san might die. [17:24] MAYA     What did you write, Kohei-kun? [17:27] NANAKA     He might die, huh? [17:28] AZUSA     Stripping doesn't count as lewd, right? [17:30] NAOMI     I can't believe it. [17:32] IORI     Believe what? [17:34] NAOMI     I didn't expect Nanaka-san     to be so gung-ho about this. [17:37] MAYA     Well, you know what she does for work.     She has to be willing to entertain. [17:42] NAOMI     Yeah, a lot of instructors     are easygoing like that. [17:45] IORI     So Nanaka-san has     the perfect personality for it. [17:48] MAYA     She sure does. [17:52] SHINJI     Okay, everyone, grab your glasses! [17:54] ALL     Yeah! [18:02] IORI     Chisa? [18:03] CHISA     I'm playing too. [18:06] CHISA     I'm pretty good at this stuff too, you know. [18:09] NAOMI     Here we go with round one. [18:11] ALL     Yeah! [18:12] SHINJI     The first punishment is... SIGN    Profess your love to the person on your right!     Note: Put your heart into it [18:14] AZUSA     Profess your love to the person on your right! [18:17] IORI     The person on my right? [18:19] IORI     Eh, I could handle that. [18:22] IORI     And who'd be professing their love to me? SIGN    rumble rumble [18:28] SHINJI     Russian Mary Roulette! [18:30] ALL     Yay! [18:30] IORI     Nay! [18:34] SHINJI     One, two... [18:35] ALL     Who hit the jackpot?! [18:38] IORI     Thank you, God! Thank you so much! [18:41] SHINJI     Time for your dare. [18:43] NAOMI     Profess your love to the person on your right. [18:46] CHISA     Fine. [18:48] IORI     Sure you can handle this? [18:50] CHISA     Don't mock me. This is a piece of cake. [18:54] CHISA     Listen... You've always been,     and you always will be... [19:00] CHISA     The person I love the most! [19:05] SHINJIRYUJIRO     Whoa! [19:06] NAOMI     She really put her heart into it. [19:07] MAYA     That was touching! [19:09] NANAKA     I... I can't... [19:11] AZUSA     There, there. [19:13] IORI     It was obvious you got the Bloody Mary. [19:15] CHISA     Hmph. [19:17] CHISA     I took that loss on the chin     to liven up the party. [19:21] IORI     Oho? You're saying you wouldn't lose     if you got serious? [19:24] CHISA     My poker face is perfect. [19:26] IORI     You don't say. [19:28] NAOMI     Here we go with round two. [19:30] ALL     Who hit the jackpot?! [19:36] CHISA     Dissolve the balance! [19:38] CHISA     Evaporate the surface! [19:40] CHISA     One wave of my magic wand... [19:42] CHISA     and I become Magic Girl Lalako! [19:46] MAYA     So cute! [19:47] AZUSA     One more time! One more time! [19:49] CHISA     Never again! [19:50] IORI     That was you, wasn't it? [19:52] KOHEI     I so badly wanted to see Kaya-sama do it! SIGN    Caked [20:01] CHISA     I'll search for tomorrow! [20:01] IORI     Stop that, Chisa! [20:07] CHISA     See? I can hold my own in these situations too. [20:10] CHISA     Yeah, I get that I can be      a little aloof at times, [20:13] CHISA     but if I made this my job,     I'd handle it just as well as Onee-chan... [20:17] RYUJIRO     She's totally wasted. [20:19] IORI     Guess the game's over. [20:21] AZUSA     Something happen, Chi-chan? [20:23] CHISA     Nothing at all! [20:25] CHISA     If anything, I am drunk     on my love for the ocean! [20:27] AZUSA     Hey, that's not safe! [20:30] NANAKA     Oh dear. [20:31] AZUSA     I warned you. [20:34] CHISA     I'll go change. [20:35] AZUSA     You do that. [20:37] NANAKA     Will you be okay by yourself? [20:38] CHISA     I'm fine. That splash sobered me up. [20:44] CHISA     I drank too much... [20:47] (Flashback) SAKURAKO     ...you're not fit to be shop staff. [20:51] CHISA     That's not true! [20:53] IORI     Okay, where's that Spirytus? [21:07] IORI     Uh... [21:10] IORI     Thanks for the treat. [21:20] IORI     Calm down, Chisa! That was an accident! [21:22] CHISA     Give me your memories and your life! [21:24] IORI     Why take my life after taking my memories?! [21:29] CHISA     Huh? [21:40] IORI     You've gotta be kidding me. [21:49] IORI     Chisa! [21:57] IORI     Oww... [22:00] IORI     You okay, Chisa?! [22:07] IORI     Not your sorry ass again! [22:11] CHISA     Ugh, I'm so sick... [22:22] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation     Sriram Gurunathan [22:24] [SONG] CREDITS     Subtitle Timing     Krzysztof Kunc [22:32] [SONG] CREDITS     Editing & Typesetting     Tara Campbell [22:35] [SONG] CREDITS     Quality Control     S. Bilyeu [22:39] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation Check     Sho Stifler SIGN    Preview SIGN    Now We're Even 12 - Now We're Even Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age. [00:09] IORI     Are you hurt? [00:11] KUDO     O-Oh, I don't think it's anything serious. [00:15] IORI     I see. [00:16] KUDO     And you? [00:17] IORI     I'm good. [00:19] BOTH     How did it come to this? SIGN    Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2 [01:58] AZUSA     Hey, she's back. [01:59] MAYA     What kept you? [02:01] CHISA     I went on a little hunt. [02:03] NAOMI     Um, where's Kitahara-san? [02:04] CHISA     I couldn't finish the job! [02:06] NAOMI     I wasn't asking about your hunt... [02:10] SHINJI     Dunno what he did,     but I guess he managed to get away. [02:13] RYUJIRO     He probably won't come back     until Chisa-chan calms down. [02:16] NAOMI     But the woods have to be so dark and scary. [02:20] NAOMI     I'll go look for him! [02:22] CHISA     Take this. [02:23] CHISA     Once you find him, finish him off. [02:26] NAOMI     I-I'll try. [02:29] IORI     I don't think we can climb up. [02:32] KUDO     Right. You have your phone? [02:33] IORI     It's in the tent. You? [02:36] KUDO     See for yourself. [02:38] IORI     Sheesh. [02:39] IORI     We'll have to wait for help. [02:42] KUDO     I guess. By the way... [02:45] IORI     What? [02:46] KUDO     Why didn't you think of telling people     before jumping down here? [02:51] IORI     Shut it. [02:52] IORI     If I'd known it was you,     I could've used my brain more. [02:57] KUDO     Oh, so you thought I was your girlfriend? [03:01] IORI     What makes you think so? [03:03] KUDO     I mean, you jumped from that high up. [03:05] KUDO     Whoever it was must be really important to you. [03:08] KUDO     I can't believe you mistook me     for your girlfriend, though! [03:13] IORI     Hey, lay off me! I saw the shoe up there! [03:18] IORI     And I saw you Yamcha'd down here! [03:22] NAOMI     Kitahara-san! [03:30] NAOMI     Kitahara-san! [03:37] NAOMI     I'm sorry... [03:38] IORI     As long as you're not hurt... [03:42] NAOMI     I should've called for help first,     but my mind went blank. [03:47] IORI     I'm plenty thankful that you     even came looking for me. [03:50] IORI     What's that thing? [03:52] NAOMI     Chisa-san insisted on making me carry     a harpoon, so I tricked her with this. [03:57] (Flashback) NAOMI     Look, I'm taking one! [04:01] IORI     She's still mad? [04:05] IORI     What's this button? [04:07] LALAKO     Dissolve the balance! [04:08] LALAKO     Evaporate the surface! [04:10] LALAKO     One wave of my magic wand... [04:12] NAOMI     Looks like it comes with voiced lines. [04:12] LALAKO     and I become Magic Girl Lalako! [04:14] IORI     Kohei probably loves this thing. [04:16] KOHEI     Lalako-tan! [04:22] IORI     What's wrong with you, dude? [04:24] KOHEI     My mind went blank once     I heard Lalako-tan's voice. [04:29] KUDO     But hey, glad this worked out. [04:32] KUDO     You have your phones, right? [04:34] KOHEI     Yeah, but it's out of battery. [04:35] NAOMI     Same here, actually. [04:37] KUDO     Guess we're still waiting for help, then. [04:40] NAOMI     Sorry. [04:41] KOHEI     Even you can't climb this? [04:44] IORI     Don't be ridiculous. [04:45] KOHEI     Then... [04:46] KOHEI     Only one thing left to do. [04:47] IORI     You're right. Let's get to it... [04:49] IORI     and start a fire. [04:55] KUDO     Why do you have a lighter? [04:57] KOHEI     To verify if water's really water, obviously. [04:59] KUDO     Not very obvious to me! [05:01] IORI     Hey, we're back. [05:03] NAOMI     This should be more than enough. [05:05] KOHEI     You find anything other than firewood? [05:07] IORI     Sure did. [05:08] IORI     Found some bulbils.     Also, some wild shiitake mushrooms, [05:12] IORI     and some wild whiskey. [05:14] KOHEI     Well done, Kitahara. [05:16] KUDO     Hold up, you guys. [05:18] NAOMI     Some past visitors probably left it here. [05:23] IORI     That should do it for the shiitake. [05:25] KOHEI     Those look good. [05:27] NAOMI     Makes you want some soy sauce, huh? [05:29] KOHEI     What about the bulbils? [05:31] NAOMI     They'll burn up if we just     throw them in the fire. [05:34] IORI     Right. [05:36] IORI     Let's find a flat rock and stone grill them. [05:39] KOHEI     Makes sense. [05:40] NAOMI     Good idea. [05:41] KUDO     I can't believe you're enjoying this. [05:43] IORI     Don't get the wrong idea. [05:47] (Flashback) CHISA     Give me your memories and your life! [05:51] IORI     I'd be in bigger trouble if I went back. [05:54] KUDO     What the heck did you do, man? [05:57] NAOMI     Yeah, Chisa-san was pretty mad. [06:00] KOHEI     What set her off this time? [06:02] IORI     Well... [06:05] IORI     It's complicated. [06:07] IORI     I guess I can't treat her     the same as my sister. [06:13] IORI     Okay, now to taste 'em. [06:15] KOHEI     Right. [06:16] BOTH     Open wide! [06:17] KUDO     Why do I have to be the guinea pig?! [06:19] KOHEI     Why so mad? [06:20] KUDO     Because there are similar-looking     poisonous mushrooms! [06:23] KUDO     I'm not eating that! [06:24] IORI     Eat those, then. [06:26] KUDO     You don't have to tell me twice. [06:27] ALL     Let's eat! [06:32] BOTH     Yum! [06:33] NAOMI     This is great! [06:34] KUDO     Yuck! This tastes awful! [06:38] IORI     Bulbils are still super bitter     at this time of year! [06:42] KOHEI     They taste best in the fall! [06:45] IORI     This is the only drink we have. [06:48] KUDO     Damn it! [06:51] KOHEI     Way to chug! [06:52] IORI     What a man! [06:57] IORI     Y'know, I've been wondering. [06:59] KUDO     What? [07:00] IORI     You left rather easily this afternoon. [07:03] KOHEI     True. [07:05] KUDO     Oh, shut it. I was just looking out     for Tokita and them. [07:10] IORI     Wha? [07:11] KOHEI     What the heck? [07:12] KUDO     I'm not surprised you first-years don't get it. [07:16] KUDO     Us third-years gotta retire from club soon. [07:19] IORI     Retire? [07:21] KOHEI     There's still fourth year. [07:22] KUDO     We'll be busy with our theses and job hunts. [07:26] KUDO     I didn't wanna bother them     during what little time they had left. [07:33] NAOMI     I'm sorry. I'm an outsider,     so I shouldn't have come along either. [07:36] IORI     No, no! I invited you! [07:39] KOHEI     And you're a diving bud! [07:42] KUDO     So, you guys gonna do anything? [07:44] IORI     What do you mean? [07:46] KUDO     For a sendoff event. It's usually     the second-years' job to plan it. [07:50] IORI     Our club doesn't have a single second-year. [07:52] NAOMI     Really? [07:53] KOHEI     Hell, we only have four of us first-years, too. [07:56] IORI     Our seniors, retiring? [07:58] KOHEI     I can't even imagine that at all. [08:00] NAOMI     I think... [08:02] NAOMI     That must be because you're     really enjoying these good times. [08:07] IORI     Good times? [08:08] KOHEI     I feel like the times have been     more bad than good. [08:13] KUDO     Well, I don't really care     if you can picture it or not, [08:17] KUDO     but the end is coming... and soon. [08:24] IORI     Hey, wake up! [08:25] KOHEI     Tell us more about this     sendoff event or whatever. [08:29] KUDO     Why should I care about your stupid club? [08:33] IORI     Do you know anything, Otoya-kun? [08:35] NAOMI     I can tell you about     my club's retirement ceremony. [08:38] KOHEI     Knew we could count on a diving club member. SIGN    Thanks for everything, seniors!! [08:40] NAOMI     We present an underwater flag     during our summer camp. [08:43] IORI     A flag? [08:44] KOHEI     That's so diving club. I like it. [08:46] IORI     Now we need to pick where. [08:49] KOHEI     Yeah. [08:49] SHINJI     Hey! [08:51] SHINJI     There you are! [08:53] RYUJIRO     We looked all over! [08:55] ALL     Yeah! We're saved! [08:56] NAOMI     Thank you so much! [09:09] AZUSA     You two going snorkeling? [09:11] IORI     Yeah. [09:11] KOHEI     I shall return with fish     to present to Kaya-sama! [09:15] IORI     Chisa said she'd come with last night... [09:18] AZUSA     She can't in that state. [09:20] IORI     Figures. [09:22] IORI     Will you come snorkeling with us? [09:24] AZUSA     Sounds good. [09:25] AZUSA     If we're jumping in the water anyway, [09:28] AZUSA     why don't we dive off the pier     and take pics of that? [09:31] IORI     Pics? You mean... [09:32] KOHEI     Like that? [09:34] AZUSA     No! [09:36] AZUSA     We're taking pics of Nanaka when she     lands and her bra comes off, duh. [09:41] IORI     Such pure desire in her eyes. [09:44] KOHEI     All I see in them is lust! [09:46] IORI     You're okay with that, Azusa-san? [09:48] KOHEI     Won't your swimsuit come off too? [09:51] AZUSA     Huh? Hmph. [09:53] AZUSA     So what? [09:54] BOTH     Gosh, she's such a stud! [09:57] AZUSA     Okay, let's go grab Nanaka! [10:00] BOTH     Yes, ma'am! [10:02] NANAKA     Diving off the pier? [10:04] BOTH     Yeah! [10:06] NANAKA     Well... [10:08] NANAKA     I guess I could try. [10:10] BOTH     Yarr! [10:10] AZUSA     Heck yeah! [10:11] IORI     How's Chisa doing, by the way? [10:13] NANAKA     Somewhat better. She's asleep now. [10:13] CHISA     The ocean... [10:15] AZUSA     Glad to hear it. [10:21] NANAKA     We're diving from here and taking pics? [10:22] IORI     Exactly. [10:23] AZUSA     Put all your momentum into the dive, okay? [10:25] SHINJI     Pics of diving off the pier? [10:28] RYUJIRO     Sounds fun. [10:29] BOTH     Ack! [10:30] SHINJI     What's wrong? [10:31] RYUJIRO     Should we not join? [10:33] IORI     Uh... [10:33] KOHEI     It's more like... [10:35] BOTH     We can see what's coming from a mile away! [10:37] NANAKA     Since we're all here, let's do this together. [10:40] AZUSA     Okay! [10:41] SHINJI     What kinda pose? [10:42] RYUJIRO     I wanna do three rotations. [10:46] IORI     Azusa-san. [10:47] KOHEI     The rest is up to you. [10:49] IORI     Iori Kitahara! [10:50] KOHEI     Kohei Imamura! [10:52] BOTH     Going in! [10:53] BOTH     Rawr! [11:04] NANAKA     I want no part of that. [11:06] AZUSA     Right? [11:07] IORI     No! [11:08] KOHEI     But all our efforts! [11:10] SHINJI     It's our turn now. [11:12] RYUJIRO     We're getting some good pics, promise. [11:14] BOTH     Eek! [11:15] BOTH     Let's go! [11:18] MAYA     They're enjoying themselves. [11:20] NAOMI     Right? [11:21] NAOMI     I want to join a club like this     in college, too. [11:25] MAYA     Uh... You should probably reconsider. [11:28] RYUJIRO     Three rotations! [11:30] SHINJI     Three-sixty! [11:31] IORI     I'll do three rotations next! [11:33] RYUJIRO     Oho? [11:34] RYUJIRO     Five rotations! [11:36] IORI     What?! [11:37] KOHEI     Master! [11:38] GUY     Okay, got everything? [11:40] YUKI     What's up, Sakurako? [11:42] SAKURAKO     Nothing. [11:47] SHINJI     That island was so much fun. [11:50] RYUJIRO     I'm glad we went. [11:51] AZUSA     I know, right? [11:52] NANAKA     I need to thank our customer     for letting us go in their stead. [11:59] MAYA     What's wrong, Iori-kun? [12:00] IORI     Huh? [12:01] MAYA     Did you not have fun? [12:02] IORI     No, no! I had a blast! [12:06] IORI     It's just, I have something new     to think about now. [12:08] MAYA     What's that? [12:10] IORI     Well, a lot happened last night. [12:13] MAYA     You're a boy with growing pains, huh? [12:17] MAYA     Something to do with your relationships? [12:19] IORI     Something like that, I'd say. [12:21] IORI     Deep down, I kinda assumed we'd     continue being the way we are now. [12:26] IORI     But the realization hit me last night... [12:29] (Flashback) KUDO     Us third-years gotta retire from club soon. [12:33] IORI     That we can't stay like this forever. [12:36] MAYA     You sound like an anime character who's     started to fall for his childhood friend. [12:42] CHISA     No way, Iori... [12:44] CHISA     He's starting to fall for me? [12:47] CHISA     After that?! [12:52] ALL     We're home! [12:54] CHISA     I'm home. [12:55] NANAKA     You'll take a bath, right?     I'll go start the water. [12:58] IORI     Thank you. [13:00] IORI     We should prep for dinner. [13:03] IORI     What's up? [13:04] CHISA     N-Nothing. Let me go change first. [13:07] IORI     Sure. [13:09] CHISA     I'm back! [13:10] IORI     I see something's gone down. [13:15] IORI     Chisa, grab the ladle for me. [13:16] CHISA     Here. [13:21] IORI     You want that plate? [13:22] IORI     Here. [13:23] IORI     Chisa, pass me the salt. [13:25] IORI     Thanks. [13:26] IORI     Chisa, taste test... [13:28] CHISA     Pass. [13:29] IORI     Chisa. [13:30] CHISA     What? [13:31] IORI     Something's clearly off. [13:34] IORI     I can only think of one reason... [13:38] IORI     But it doesn't seem like she's mad or anything. [13:42] IORI     I wanna talk to her about     our seniors' sendoff event. [13:56] CHISA     What? Is it Onee-chan? [13:58] IORI     Nah, it's me. [14:02] CHISA     What do you want? [14:03] IORI     I need to talk to you. Can you open the door? [14:06] CHISA     Not happening! [14:08] IORI     That was a swift rejection. [14:10] CHISA     Is it about something stupid? [14:12] IORI     Oh, uh... [14:14] IORI     I don't think I can be casual     about things right now. [14:19] IORI     Actually, it's really important. [14:21] CHISA     Then I don't wanna hear it! [14:22] IORI     But why?! [14:24] IORI     Looks like I should patch     things up between us first. [14:29] IORI     Say, Chisa. [14:30] CHISA     I don't wanna hear anything! [14:33] IORI     Wanna go on boat diving tomorrow? [14:36] CHISA     You really think I'd fall     for something so obvious, huh? [14:42] CHISA     Sheesh. [14:43] IORI     She's still coming. [14:45] CHISA     Just so you know, I don't wanna hear     about anything unrelated to diving. [14:48] IORI     What's gotten you so defensive? [14:52] IORI     What I wanna talk about is... [14:54] NANAKA     Listen, you two. [14:55] NANAKA     We're going with some customers today, okay? [15:02] IORI     A fishing boat? [15:03] CHISA     If you want to go boat diving around     here, you ask fishermen to take you. [15:07] IORI     Wow. [15:11] IORI     Traveling on a fishing boat is neat. [15:14] CHISA     I'm more used to this, if anything. [15:16] IORI     The weather's great, too. [15:17] CHISA     Yup. [15:20] IORI     By the way, the other day... [15:26] IORI     I've been wanting to buy     some fins for myself lately. [15:28] CHISA     There are some new products     that I can recommend. [15:31] IORI     And a diving computer. [15:32] CHISA     Dunno if your budget covers it,     but there's some you can link with your phone. [15:36] IORI     And this other thing I wanna talk about... [15:40] IORI     What's going on here? [15:43] IORI     Doesn't look like it's because I saw her boobs. [15:47] IORI     Wait, no. [15:48] IORI     She was acting weird even before that. [15:51] IORI     Chisa, back on the island... [15:59] IORI     Yeesh. I don't know     what's gotten her so on edge. [16:03] IORI     She'll probably go back     to normal after the dive. [16:08] NANAKA     Okay, everyone, meet up below the buoy. [16:12] ALL     Okay! [16:22] CHISA     Yep, okay. [16:24] IORI     G-Great. I'll check you now. [16:29] CHISA     I'm fine! [16:32] IORI     See you down there, then. [16:39] IORI     Whoa! [16:41] IORI     The water's really clear! [16:44] IORI     This should help take her mind off things. [16:48] IORI     Chisa? She's not coming down? [16:50] IORI     Huh? She's going back to the boat? [16:53] IORI     She's not diving? Who, Chisa?! [16:56] IORI     What's wrong, Chisa?! [16:57] CHISA     Nothing. Stay away. [17:00] IORI     Like I'd believe that! [17:01] IORI     You of all people wouldn't stop     without a good reason— [17:04] CAPTAIN     Here, Chisa-chan. [17:05] IORI     Huh? [17:06] IORI     Chisa? [17:08] CHISA     It's just, uh, I forgot my weight belt. [17:13] IORI     Yep, can't dive like that. [17:54] IORI     Man, I can't believe you went back     'cause you forgot your weight belt! [17:58] CHISA     Shut it, Iori. [18:00] IORI     That's what you get for getting     distracted and refusing a buddy check. [18:04] CHISA     I've learned my lesson. [18:06] IORI     So, what had you so distracted? [18:10] IORI     Oho? That's how you wanna play it? [18:11] [SONG] SIGN     Diving Basics [18:15] IORI     Don't you know that skimping out on safety     checks puts your buddy in danger too? [18:19] IORI     Should an aspiring instructor     really be doing this? [18:25] IORI     Oh, come on. [18:27] IORI     Talk to me. I'll hear ya out. [18:38] CHISA     Iori, you... [18:40] IORI     Yeah? [18:43] CHISA     What do you feel for me? [18:45] CHISA     Is it love? [18:47] IORI     That question feels kinda familiar. [18:51] (Flashback) CHISA     Do you really love boobs? [18:53] (Flashback) IORI     Yeah, just the right boob. [18:56] IORI     Yeah, it's love. [18:57] CHISA     Um, er... [18:59] CHISA     I need to make a call to Azusa-san! [19:03] IORI     Hold it right there! [19:05] IORI     I know that reaction! You've got     the wrong idea about something, right? [19:07] CHISA     I-I mean... [19:09] CHISA     You just said you're in love with me. [19:12] IORI     Wha? [19:13] IORI     Me? In love with you? [19:16] IORI     What gave you that idea? [19:18] CHISA     Well... [19:19] CHISA     There was that whole thing in the tent. [19:22] CHISA     And on the boat ride back,     you said you started falling for me. [19:28] IORI     So, you think I started seeing you     as a woman because I saw your boobs? [19:36] IORI     Oh, come on! [19:39] CHISA     Wh-What? [19:40] IORI     If that was all it took, [19:42] IORI     how about all the times you've seen me naked? [19:46] CHISA     But that was the first time     you saw me like that! [19:50] IORI     True enough. [19:52] IORI     You've got a surprisingly nice rack. [19:56] IORI     Can we call it even now? [19:58] CHISA     Fine, but I'm not happy about it. [20:00] IORI     It's just me. You don't have to stress over it. [20:04] CHISA     Yeah, getting worked up     over you is pretty ridiculous. [20:08] IORI     Hey! You were supposed to deny it! [20:10] CHISA     But... [20:12] CHISA     You're involved in every part     of my life right now. [20:17] IORI     Yeah, I guess I am. [20:19] IORI     So, it's like... [20:21] IORI     I can't even imagine a huge      change like you falling for me. [20:30] (Flashback) IORI     Our seniors, retiring? [20:32] (Flashback) KOHEI     I can't even imagine that at all. [20:34] (Flashback) NAOMI     I think... [20:36] (Flashback) NAOMI     That must be because you're really     enjoying these good times. [20:40] IORI     That so? [20:41] CHISA     What? [20:41] IORI     Nah, nothing. [20:43] IORI     I just realized that you're     enjoying these good times too. [20:47] CHISA     Wha? [20:48] CHISA     Can you please talk some sense? [20:52] IORI     My bad. [20:58] CHISA     By the way, what were you trying     to talk to me about? [21:01] IORI     Oh yeah, that. [21:03] IORI     I wanted to plan our seniors' sendoff. [21:06] IORI     Any event for our club     has gotta involve the ocean, right? [21:09] CHISA     I see now. [21:11] CHISA     You should've just said so. [21:14] IORI     It's unbelievable how unfair     you're being right now. [21:16] CHISA     I heard it was Okinawa last year,     but we already went there this year. [21:21] IORI     Right? [21:22] CHISA     In that case, since it's a special event, [21:24] CHISA     why not do something overseas? [21:26] IORI     Overseas, huh? [21:28] IORI     Can I do that with my license? [21:31] CHISA     It's not like you can't, [21:33] CHISA     but you should probably get     your advanced license just in case. [21:36] IORI     All right. I'm gonna go for it. [21:39] CHISA     Really?! [21:40] IORI     If Kohei and Cakey are in. [21:43] CHISA     I think they'd be up to get theirs. [21:57] NANAKA     Hello? [22:01] NANAKA     Long time no talk, [22:05] NANAKA     Mom! [22:15] [SONG] CREDITS     Translation     Sriram Gurunathan [22:17] [SONG] CREDITS     Subtitle Timing     Krzysztof Kunc [22:25] [SONG] CREDITS     Editing & Typesetting     Tara Campbell [22:28] [SONG] CREDITS     Quality Control     S. 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