Season 2
- 1 - Sister
- 2 - Brother
- 3 - Association
- 4 - Ticket Scramble
- 5 - First Time at a Women's University
- 6 - Back to the All-Girls College
- 7 - The Charpy Impact Test
- 8 - Coworkers
- 9 - Are You In Love?
- 10 - Movie Date
- 11 - Let's Go to an Uninhabited Island!
- 12 - Now We're Even
1 - Sister
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:47] IORI
Man, you gotta love the ocean.
[00:50] NANAKA
Iori-kun!
[00:53] NANAKA
You've got a letter.
[00:55] NANAKA
It's from Shiori-chan.
[00:57] IORI
Shiori?
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[02:30] SHIORI
Dear Brother,
[02:32] SHIORI
How are you enjoying life
as the season changes?
SIGN Kitahara Ryokan
[02:36] SHIORI
The lobelias and yellow lilies
have begun to bloom,
[02:39] SHIORI
dying the mountains here in their summery hues.
[02:42] SHIORI
Three months have passed since you left home.
[02:46] SHIORI
I hope you're not causing any trouble for
Nanaka-neesama, Chisa-neesama, or Uncle.
[02:52] SHIORI
I hope you're focusing on your studies.
[02:55] SHIORI
I am truly worried, as are Father and Mother.
[03:01] SHIORI
We would love for you to visit home,
[03:03] SHIORI
but if that isn't possible, please let us
know how you are doing, at least.
[03:08] SHIORI
I eagerly await your response.
SIGN Yours truly,
[03:11] SHIORI
Yours truly,
[03:13] SHIORI
P.S. I tried making a doll
using leftover kimono cloth.
[03:18] SHIORI
I would be delighted if you kept it
with you as a symbol of myself.
[03:23] NANAKA
Iori-kun.
[03:24] NANAKA
Did you finish writing
your reply to Shiori-chan?
[03:27] IORI
Nanaka-san.
[03:29] IORI
I was thinking of not
sending a reply, actually.
[03:33] NANAKA
Oh? Why is that?
[03:34] IORI
You know what they say.
"No news is good news."
[03:38] NANAKA
I can see that.
[03:40] NANAKA
Want me to write about your life instead, then?
[03:44] IORI
You'd do that?
[03:46] NANAKA
Yep.
[03:47] NANAKA
Chisa-chan and I got letters from her, too.
[03:51] NANAKA
And I can understand her wanting
to know how her beloved family is doing.
[03:56] IORI
Oh, so you'll tell her about my life.
[04:00] IORI
Anything but that, please!
[04:03] NANAKA
You say that, but it looks like
Chisa-chan's halfway through already.
[04:07] IORI
Hold up! Timeout!
[04:09] CHISA
What?
[04:10] IORI
I'll give her that update in my letter!
[04:13] IORI
You write about yourself, okay?
[04:15] CHISA
I mean, sure, but Shiori-chan said...
[04:18] CHISA
"Please let me know if
Nii-sama lies in his letter."
[04:22] IORI
Tch.
[04:23] CHISA
So let me know when you're done. I'll check it.
[04:27] IORI
Okay, gotcha.
[04:28] IORI
Damn, this is a problem.
[04:31] IORI
Not only does Chisa live with me,
she's in the same club and the same major.
[04:36] IORI
She knows everything
there is to know about my life.
[04:39] IORI
I can't sneak any lies past her.
[04:41] IORI
I gotta just try and write
whatever I can get away with.
[04:46] IORI
Dear Shiori,
[04:48] IORI
It's almost summer over here too.
[04:54] IORI
From Iori.
[04:56] CHISA
Where's the rest?
[04:57] IORI
I don't have a single acceptable
thing to write about!
[05:00] CHISA
I'll have to write about it after all.
[05:02] IORI
No, it's fine! I just couldn't think of
an appropriate seasonal greeting, is all.
[05:06] CHISA
Yeah?
[05:08] NANAKA
Why not say you're
skipping the pleasantries, then?
[05:11] IORI
Now there's an idea.
[05:14] IORI
Skipping the pleasantries.
[05:16] IORI
Skipping the body.
[05:19] IORI
Skipping the closing.
[05:20] IORI
Gimme one last chance!
[05:23] NANAKA
Suggesting topics might make it easier.
[05:26] CHISA
Fine. "Club Activities,"
"Academic Pursuits," and "Personal Life."
[05:31] IORI
Okay, I'll write the truth,
and nothing but the truth.
SIGN Club Activities
[05:37] IORI
Dear Shiori,
[05:38] IORI
I've joined a diving club called Peek-a-Boo.
[05:43] IORI
Its members are truly gentlemanly,
[05:47] CROWD
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[05:49] IORI
No way...
[05:50] IORI
and they showed me how to shed
my inhibitions and express myself.
[05:52] IORI
He pulled out his thing!
[05:53] IORI
Aw, yeah!
SIGN Academic Pursuits
[05:58] IORI
I've been amazed at how different college
studies are from middle and high school.
[06:04] IORI
Exams are very difficult, but everyone
puts a lot of effort into prepping for them.
[06:10] (Flashback) YU
Kitahara! Cheating, huh?
[06:12] (Flashback) KENTA
So how will we conceal it?
[06:15] (Flashback) YU
In my pencil box.
[06:16] [SONG] SIGN
Method 1:
Pencil Box
[06:17] (Flashback) SHINICHIRO
Under my drink label.
[06:19] [SONG] SIGN
Method 2: A Drink Label
[06:20] (Flashback) KOHEI
Inside my towel.
[06:21] [SONG] SIGN
Method 3:
A Towel
[06:22] (Flashback) HAJIME
I'll put it in my arm!
[06:23] [SONG] SIGN
In the Arm
[06:24] (Flashback) IORI
We're not giving up!
We're all going to pass together!
[06:28] (Flashback) ALL
Yeah!
SIGN Personal Life
[06:32] IORI
As for my personal life, there's quite
literally nothing to write home about.
[06:37] IORI
I stick to a daily routine...
[06:39] (Flashback) IORI
Yikes! I'm a whole hour late again!
[06:43] (Flashback) KOHEI
Can we get someone to answer roll call?!
[06:45] IORI
I don't wear any dirty clothes...
[06:48] (Flashback) AINA
Wear something for once!
[06:50] IORI
My life is great,
if at times a little thrilling.
SIGN BREAK UP WITH CHISA KOTEGAWA, OR WE'LL KILL YOU
[06:57] (Flashback) IORI
I'm telling you, it's not
what you think! Chisa and I—
[07:00] (Flashback) SHINICHIRO
Okay, okay.
[07:01] (Flashback) HAJIME
You can explain when we're in the woods.
[07:03] (Flashback) KOHEI
That doesn't sound safe!
[07:05] IORI
I'm getting by, so don't worry about me.
[07:07] IORI
Tell Dad and Mom I said "hi", too.
[07:11] SHIORI
I see.
[07:13] SHIORI
Is that so, Nii-sama?
[07:16] NANAKA
I'm impressed she sent a letter and
not an email, in this day and age.
[07:22] IORI
Uh, there's a reason for that.
[07:25] IORI
She's terrible with electronics.
[07:28] NANAKA
Oh, what?
[07:29] IORI
I don't know if she can use a rice cooker,
let alone a PC or a smartphone.
[07:34] CHISA
Really?
[07:35] NANAKA
Well, everyone has their
strengths and weaknesses.
[07:38] IORI
I'm glad, because it allowed me
to get away with this.
[07:41] CHISA
You sure wrote a bunch of bull.
[07:44] IORI
Hey, I didn't write any lies, technically.
[07:47] CHISA
But maybe you should learn your lesson.
[07:49] IORI
Yeah, I'll take this chance...
[07:53] IORI
to go join these guys now.
[07:54] CROWD
Yeah!
[07:57] IORI
All right! Cheers!
[08:00] CHISA
Disgusting.
[08:04] SHIORI
Good heavens.
[08:07] SHIORI
My liar of a brother
needs a pair of watchful eyes.
[08:11] SHIORI
Very watchful.
[08:16] AINA
Hello.
[08:19] CHISA
What brings you two here?
[08:21] AINA
Huh?
[08:21] KOHEI
Don't we have our meeting today?
[08:23] IORI
Oh, come on.
[08:24] CHISA
That's next week.
[08:26] AIRA
Urk.
[08:27] KOHEI
Really? No wonder nobody's here.
[08:30] IORI
We mentioned this in our last meeting.
[08:32] AINA
I completely forgot.
[08:35] AINA
Where are Nanaka-san and the boss?
[08:37] CHISA
Out on a work trip.
[08:41] IORI
All right.
[08:42] CHISA
Wanna get started?
[08:43] KOHEI
Started with what?
[08:46] CHISA
Making dinner.
[08:51] IORI
Thanks.
[08:56] KOHEI
What's wrong, Cakey?
[08:59] AINA
Nothing.
[09:00] CHISA
Let me taste it.
[09:02] IORI
Here.
[09:04] CHISA
Isn't this a bit spicy?
[09:05] IORI
You think?
[09:07] AINA
I'll go help.
[09:11] AINA
I'll make the dessert.
[09:13] IORI
Huh? I don't want any.
[09:15] AINA
Just let me!
[09:17] IORI
What's gotten into her?
[09:19] KOHEI
Something happen?
[09:21] IORI
Cakey chased me out of the kitchen.
[09:22] KOHEI
Oh, yeah?
[09:24] IORI
So what do you think?
[09:25] KOHEI
About what?
[09:26] AINA
Whoa!
[09:27] CHISA
Aina?!
[09:28] IORI
What are the chances we get anything edible?
[09:31] KOHEI
About 60-40, I'd say.
[09:33] ALL
Let's eat.
[09:36] IORI
You settled for fruits, huh?
[09:38] KOHEI
What were you originally trying to make?
[09:41] AINA
Pudding.
[09:42] CHISA
I'll teach you a simple recipe sometime.
[09:45] AINA
By the way...
[09:46] IORI
Hmm?
[09:47] AINA
Do you two get left alone at home often?
[09:50] CHISA
Every now and then. Like once a month.
[09:53] AINA
And we can trust you?
[09:55] CHISA
Trust us?
[09:56] IORI
With what?
[09:57] AINA
Uh, I mean...
[10:00] AINA
How do we know you won't
get up to any funny business?
[10:04] IORICHISA
Wha?
[10:05] IORI
"Funny business"? Come on...
[10:07] CHISA
What's wrong with you?
[10:09] AINA
I mean, I remember you
complimenting Chisa's ass!
[10:14] KOHEI
He sure did.
[10:15] AINA
She does have a big, shapely ass and all...
[10:19] CHISA
Aina?!
[10:20] KOHEI
So what's the deal, really?
[10:23] IORI
Well...
[10:24] IORI
She does have a spectacular ass.
[10:28] IORI
But I kinda just see her like a little sister.
[10:30] AINA
O-Oh, really?
[10:32] KOHEI
I see.
[10:35] KOHEI
You mean you're totally
gonna make a move on her, then.
[10:37] AINA
Hold up.
[10:38] IORI
What do you think little sisters are for?
[10:40] KOHEI
Don't make me spell it out.
That's embarrassing.
[10:43] AINA
Wait, so you're thinking of
some unspeakable act?!
[10:46] IORI
What's embarrassing is your dirty mind!
[10:49] IORI
This is why everyone hates 2D otaku brain.
[10:52] AINA
Seriously, what even goes on in his head?
[10:55] CHISA
For real.
[10:57] CHISA
Nobody in real life lusts
over their little sister, right?
[11:05] IORIKOHEIAINA
Yep. Nobody at all.
[11:09] CHISA
Why are you all looking away?
[11:11] IORI
People without little sisters
romanticize them,
[11:16] IORI
but they're really not all that, you know.
[11:19] AINA
You have a little sister, Iori?
[11:20] IORI
Hmm? Yeah...
[11:23] KOHEI
Wait, Kitahara.
[11:25] IORI
Huh?
[11:25] KOHEI
Before you speak...
[11:30] KOHEI
choose your words carefully.
[11:34] IORI
I don't.
[11:34] KOHEI
Look me in the eye.
[11:37] CHISA
Her name's Shiori. She's cute.
[11:40] KOHEI
One...
[11:41] IORI
Hold on. What exactly are you counting?
[11:43] AINA
How old is she?
[11:44] CHISA
I think she's in her last year
of middle school now.
[11:47] KOHEI
Two...
[11:48] IORI
Stop that! You're really scaring me!
[11:50] AINA
Are her and Iori close?
[11:52] CHISA
I feel like she's still kinda
overly attached to him.
[11:56] KOHEI
Thr-Thr-Scree!
[11:58] IORI
Help! We may be witnessing
the birth of a demon!
[12:02] CHISA
She sent us all letters recently.
[12:05] AINA
Wow, letters instead of texts? That's lovely.
[12:08] CHISA
Yeah.
[12:09] IORI
She just couldn't figure out
how to use a phone.
[12:12] AINA
Really?
[12:14] IORI
She's awful with gadgets.
[12:16] AINA
Are you sure she's not just
putting on an act for you?
[12:19] CHISA
I sent her a reply, and she wrote back again.
[12:23] CHISA
She even sent this. Said it's handmade.
[12:27] AINA
Wow, cute.
[12:28] CHISA
I was thinking of sending back
some photos from here as thanks.
[12:32] IORI
Don't do that.
[12:33] AINA
Why not?
[12:34] IORI
If they find out how I'm living,
they'll stop sending me money.
[12:37] AINA
If you know there's a problem, fix it.
[12:40] IORI
If you insist on sending photos,
at least let me choose them.
[12:43] CHISA
Okay, okay.
[12:44] AINA
You awful brother.
[12:47] IORI
Uh, the only acceptable photos
are the underwater ones.
[12:51] AINA
Yeah, because you're always naked.
[12:54] CHISA
You show more skin on land than at the ocean.
[12:57] AINA
Early morning pics might be fun—
[13:00] AINA
Chisa! Chisa!
[13:02] CHISA
What?
[13:03] AINA
Look.
[13:03] CHISA
Urk.
[13:05] IORI
What's up with that photo?
[13:06] AINA
N-Nothing, really!
[13:08] CHISA
Don't worry about it.
[13:09] AINA
Their boobs are practically falling out.
[13:12] CHISA
Figures. Onee-chan and
Azusa-san are both stacked.
[13:16] IORI
I get it.
[13:18] IORI
So it's a spicy pic
of Nanaka-san and Azusa-san?
[13:22] AINA
Y-You can't see it, okay?!
[13:24] CHISA
The digital version
needs to go away forever, too.
[13:27] IORI
I'm not gonna ask you to show me.
[13:31] AINA
You're not?
[13:32] CHISA
That's cool.
[13:36] IORI
Bathroom break.
[13:37] AINA
Oh, okay.
[13:40] IORI
I so wanna see!
[13:46] IORI
But they're not gonna show me if I ask.
[13:49] IORI
I gotta act like I'm not interested...
[13:53] IORI
and grab it when I have the chance!
[13:58] KOHEI
Little sis... Big bro...
[13:59] AINA
Okay, bye.
[14:00] CHISA
Bye.
[14:01] AINA
Oh, right.
[14:03] AINA
Be safe while you're alone with him, okay?
[14:07] CHISA
I told you, nothing's gonna happen.
[14:10] AINA
Just in case, okay? Bye.
[14:15] IORI
Let's get back to choosing the photos.
[14:18] CHISA
Yep.
[14:19] IORI
Good. The nuisances are gone.
[14:23] CHISA
Iori?
[14:24] IORI
Hmm?
[14:25] CHISA
Nothing.
[14:26] CHISA
I must be hearing things. Aina's fault
for putting weird ideas in my head.
[14:31] IORI
Nobody can stop me now. Soon...
[14:36] IORI
Soon, that photo will be mine!
[14:42] IORI
Let's see.
[14:44] CHISA
Huh?
[14:44] IORI
What's up?
[14:45] CHISA
Nothing.
[14:46] CHISA
Uh...
[14:52] CHISA
Oops.
[14:55] CHISA
Were you just about to try something?
[14:57] IORI
Nope. Not at all.
[14:59] (Flashback) IORI
She does have a spectacular ass.
[15:02] CHISA
Surely not.
[15:04] IORI
That should do it.
[15:06] CHISA
Nothing but diving photos.
[15:09] IORI
Can you blame me?
I'm butt naked in all the others.
[15:13] IORI
Okay, Chisa.
[15:15] CHISA
What?
[15:16] IORI
Go ahead and take a shower first.
[15:22] IORI
What? You don't wanna clean up?
[15:25] CHISA
I will... but what about you?
[15:27] IORI
There's a TV show I wanna catch. I'll go later.
[15:31] CHISA
Gotcha.
[15:35] IORI
All right...
[15:37] IORI
The game is afoot!
[15:56] IORI
Zoom!
[15:58] CHISA
You perv!
[16:00] IORI
You've got it all wrong!
[16:02] IORI
I just wanted your clothes
after you took them off!
[16:05] CHISA
That's even more depraved!
[16:11] IORI
Welp. I wasn't expecting her to be wary of me.
[16:15] IORI
What now?
[16:19] IORI
Huh? Oh right, I was out.
[16:23] IORI
I can't exactly use the fancy stuff
here without permission.
[16:27] IORI
Is there anything I can use
as a shampoo replacement?
SIGN Foam-Foam Jet
Bath Cleaner
No More Mold
[16:34] IORI
Might this work?
SIGN No damage to the bathtub
[16:39] IORI
It might work!
[16:39] [SONG] SIGN
Note: No, it won't!
Don't try this at home, kids!
[16:42] IORI
My eyes!
[16:44] CHISA
Iori?!
[16:45] IORI
Urk... Chisa...
[16:48] IORI
Just for tonight, can I use your shampoo?
[16:52] CHISA
Y-Yeah, go ahead.
[16:55] IORI
My bad, Chisa. I messed up.
[16:57] CHISA
Your brain?
[16:59] IORI
Not what I meant.
[17:00] IORI
I don't know why, but she's
not as wary of me anymore.
[17:04] IORI
I can do this.
[17:07] IORI
Wait, she changed!
[17:12] IORI
Time to give up.
[17:14] IORI
Oh, look at the time.
[17:17] IORI
Okay, I'm gonna head up to my room.
[17:20] CHISA
Me too.
[17:26] IORI
Hold on...
[17:27] CHISA
Fire...
SIGN rawr
SIGN fire
[17:28] IORI
How'd Chisa get rid of the photo?
[17:31] IORI
No way she burned it.
[17:33] IORI
Best she could do was scrunch
and toss it away, which means...
[17:35] IORI
her trash can! There might still be hope!
[17:51] CHISA
What do you want?
[17:53] IORI
You were awake?
[17:55] CHISA
I sure was.
[17:56] IORI
Hear me out, Chisa!
[17:58] IORI
I was acting out my perverted desires,
but you weren't the target of them!
[18:01] CHISA
I know.
[18:02] IORI
Huh?
[18:03] CHISA
This is what you're after, right?
[18:05] IORI
When did you figure it out?
[18:07] CHISA
The bath incident.
[18:09] CHISA
I realized there was no way
you wouldn't want to see it.
[18:14] IORI
Damn, you saw right through me.
[18:25] IORI
Since you're being so understanding, Chisa,
[18:32] IORI
be a good girl and hand it over!
[18:37] IORI
Try again!
[18:40] CHISA
Huh?
[18:42] CHISA
Wh-Whoa...
[18:51] NANAKA
We're back!
[18:53] NANAKA
Huh?
[18:56] NANAKA
Chisa-chan? Are you still in bed?
[19:01] NANAKA
Er... what is the meaning of this?
[19:08] IORI
Ugh...
[19:10] IORI
Huh? Chisa?
[19:13] IORI
Oh, right. I snuck into her room last night.
[19:16] IORI
I'm screwed if anybody sees this...
[19:24] IORI
Welp, I'm dead.
[19:32] NANAKA
Iori-kun.
[19:34] IORI
Calm down, Nanaka-san.
[19:38] IORI
I didn't do anything to Chisa.
[19:41] IORI
This was just a series
of unfortunate incidents.
[19:44] IORI
I swear to god, I didn't
do anything dirty to Chisa.
[19:48] IORI
Nope, too scary! I'm out!
[19:51] IORI
You have it all wrong! This was an accident!
[19:56] NANAKA
It's okay, Iori-kun. I get it.
[20:00] IORI
Oh, okay.
[20:02] IORI
Sheesh, I had no reason to be afraid.
[20:05] NANAKA
I knew it.
[20:06] NANAKA
Your hair smells like Chisa-chan's shampoo.
[20:09] IORI
What?!
[20:10] NANAKA
You don't have to say a word.
I completely understand.
[20:13] IORI
N-No... Nanaka...
[20:18] CHISA
Huh? Iori and Onee-chan?
[20:21] NANAKA
Good morning, Chisa-chan.
[20:23] IORI
Nice timing, Chisa!
[20:25] IORI
Tell her what happened last night for me!
[20:28] CHISA
What's all this about?
[20:30] IORI
My life is in your hands!
[20:32] CHISA
Uh, last night?
[20:35] CHISA
I went to bed, and Iori snuck into my room.
[20:38] NANAKA
Oh? Is that so?
[20:41] IORI
Stop, Chisa!
[20:43] IORI
It's not what you think!
I was here for a reason!
[20:47] NANAKA
And what was that reason?
You had something dirty in mind?
[20:51] IORI
Of course not! Back me up, Chisa!
[20:54] CHISA
Listen to yourself.
[20:56] CHISA
You 100 percent had something dirty in mind.
[21:00] IORI
It's hard to clear my name
because she's not exactly wrong!
[21:05] NANAKA
Iori-kun.
[21:06] NANAKA
Marry Chisa-chan.
[21:13] IORI
Wha?
[21:13] CHISA
Huh?
[21:15] CHISA
Wait, what are you two talking about?
[21:18] IORI
Are you not mad at me?
I was sure you were gonna rip me apart!
[21:22] NANAKA
I am mad, obviously.
And the thought did cross my mind.
[21:26] NANAKA
But, as dear as Chisa-chan is to me,
[21:29] NANAKA
I know that you're a good kid too, Iori-kun.
[21:31] IORI
Nanaka-san!
[21:34] NANAKA
So I'll spare you the ripping apart
if you'll make her happy.
[21:38] IORI
Thank you so much!
[21:39] CHISA
Again, what the hell?!
[21:42] IORI
Play along and let me handle this.
[21:45] CHISA
Play along with what? This makes no sense.
[21:47] IORI
Nanaka-san's just a little unhinged right now.
[21:50] IORI
Once we get married, she should
calm down and hear us out.
[21:54] CHISA
What the heck do you take my life for?
[21:57] NANAKA
So, we're all good with Iori-kun
marrying into our family?
[22:01] CHISA
Not one bi—
[22:02] IORI
Absolutely.
[22:03] SHIORI
What are you talking about, Nii-sama?!
[22:10] IORI
Shiori?
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:06] SHIORI
What are you talking about, Nii-sama?!
[00:10] IORI
Shiori?
[00:11] SHIORI
Why're you agreeing to get married?
I'll never stand for it!
[00:17] SHIORI
Nanaka-neesama.
[00:18] NANAKA
Yes?
[00:18] SHIORI
Chisa-neesama isn't the kind of person
to leave a book lying on the floor, is she?
[00:23] NANAKA
Well, no.
[00:24] SHIORI
They're both still dressed,
[00:27] SHIORI
and it doesn't make sense that they'd stay
in bed, unconcerned about your return.
[00:31] SHIORI
So, it's clear that you're mistaken if you
think anything happened between them.
[00:34] NANAKA
You make a good point.
[00:36] SHIORI
Am I right?
[00:37] CHISA
Y-Yeah...
[00:38] IORI
You hit the nail on the head.
[00:40] IORI
But how can you tell? It's like you
saw it all happen with your own eyes.
[00:45] SHIORI
Simply elementary deduction, my dear brother.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[02:18] AINA
Oh, wow.
[02:20] AZUSA
Iori's little sister, huh?
[02:22] SHIORI
I'm Shiori Kitahara. Thank you
for looking out for my brother.
[02:26] AINA
Likewise.
[02:28] AZUSA
Nice to meetcha.
[02:29] SHINJI
Very polite of you.
[02:30] RYUJIRO
She's got a good head on her shoulders.
[02:32] IORI
Anyway, why are you here?
[02:35] SHIORI
To see how you're doing.
[02:37] IORI
Was that letter I sent not enough?
[02:40] SHIORI
I know what you wrote.
[02:42] SHIORI
You said you had a clean lifestyle
and were focusing on your studies.
[02:46] SHIORI
I'm here because I knew that
every last word of that was a lie.
[02:49] IORI
You know perfectly well how much
I hate being irresponsible.
[02:53] SHIORI
I see quite well the nonsense
you're trying to spout,
[02:57] SHIORI
but it isn't very credible when you agreed
to marrying Chisa-neesama on a whim.
[03:00] AINA
What's she mean, marrying on a whim?!
[03:02] IORI
It's a long story.
[03:05] RYUJIRO
Then you're here out of concern
for Iori's lifestyle?
[03:07] SHIORI
Indeed, and also...
[03:09] SHIORI
I figured some gratitude might be in order.
[03:11] NANAKA
Oh, you shouldn't have!
[03:12] SHINJI
She knows her manners.
[03:14] RYUJIRO
Is she really your sister?
[03:16] IORI
Rude!
[03:17] IORI
Don't you see we're two peas in a pod?!
[03:20] SHINJI
Yeah, you've got the same number of eyes.
[03:23] RYUJIRO
Identical finger count, too.
[03:25] IORI
That's the best you can do?!
[03:27] SHIORI
Oh, I brought you something as well, Nii-sama.
[03:29] IORI
What, food?
[03:30] SHIORI
No, it's something you forgot back home.
[03:33] SHIORI
Isn't this important to you?
[03:33] [SONG] SIGN
To me, someday in the future
Iori's Compositions
(Middle School Days)
[03:35] IORI
Don't you dare!
[03:37] SHIORI
I'm glad I brought it.
You quite literally jumped for joy!
[03:40] IORI
How the hell did you even find this?!
[03:42] SHIORI
I spotted it when I broke open
the locked drawer on your desk.
[03:46] IORI
You totally did that on purpose!
[03:49] IORI
Tell me you didn’t read it.
[03:51] SHIORI
I did, but I don't really
understand sheet music, so...
[03:54] IORI
Phew.
[03:55] SHIORI
...our family deciphered it together.
[03:57] SHIORI
I also brought the recordings
of Father singing your songs.
[04:00] IORI
What in the blue hell were you thinking?!
SIGN Smash
[04:05] NANAKA
Oh yeah, how are your parents doing?
[04:08] SHIORI
They're both in the pink of health.
[04:10] SHIORI
They asked you to come visit sometime.
[04:13] SHIORI
Why don't you all join us, too?
[04:15] SHIORI
Our family runs a traditional ryokan.
SIGN Kitahara Ryokan
[04:17] AINA
Whoa, that's cool.
[04:19] AZUSA
I'd love to check it out.
[04:21] SHINJI
Which means...
[04:22] RYUJIRO
Are you gonna take over
the ryokan someday, Iori?
[04:24] IORI
Nah, my dad said he wasn't
gonna pass it down to an idiot.
[04:28] SHINJI
Makes sense.
[04:30] RYUJIRO
A wise decision.
[04:31] IORI
I don't really plan on taking over, either.
[04:33] AZUSA
Yeah?
[04:34] SHINJI
Idiots aren't suited to running
a business, after all.
[04:37] RYUJIRO
Guess you know your own limitations.
[04:39] IORI
Can we stop assuming that
it's because I'm an idiot?
[04:43] IORI
I meant I don't want to.
[04:45] SHIORI
Please don't say that, Nii-sama!
[04:48] SHIORI
You can get smarter with hard work!
[04:50] IORI
Again, don't assume!
Makes an ass outta you and me!
[04:53] IORI
Anyway, you're done here, right?
[04:55] IORI
I'll take you to the station!
[04:56] CHISA
Isn't she gonna stay?
[04:58] NANAKA
She came all the way, you know.
[05:00] IORI
She has high school entrance
exams this year!
[05:02] AINA
A day or two isn't gonna kill her.
[05:04] CHISA
Is your prep not going well?
[05:05] SHIORI
I'd say I'm ahead of schedule.
[05:07] IORI
You're being complacent!
[05:09] IORI
You can't skip a single day of studies!
[05:11] SHINJI
Look who's talking.
[05:13] RYUJIRO
That statement has negative
credibility coming from you.
[05:16] IORI
Okay, time to go home! Right this instant!
[05:19] SHIORI
Nii-sama...
[05:21] SHIORI
Are you that unhappy to see me?
[05:24] IORI
Shiori...
[05:26] IORI
I'm so unhappy, I could die!
[05:27] SHINJI
He went and said it!
[05:28] RYUJIRO
Where's the brotherly love?!
[05:31] SHIORI
Is that so...
[05:33] CHISA
Hey, Iori!
[05:34] AINA
How could you!
[05:35] IORI
Ugh, have I no allies here?
[05:38] AZUSA
Well, I see where Iori's coming from.
[05:41] IORI
You feel me, Azusa-san?
[05:43] AZUSA
Totally.
[05:44] AZUSA
What's little sister times cute
times middle-school girl plus Kohei?
[05:45] [SONG] SIGN
Little Sister x Cute x Middle-School Girl + Kohei = ?
[05:49] SHINJI
A dead Iori.
[05:51] IORI
Hurry, Shiori, before he appears!
[05:55] KOHEI
Greetings, Kitahara.
[05:58] IORI
Ow, ow, ow!
[05:59] KOHEI
So, is that your little sister?
[06:01] IORI
No...
[06:02] SHIORI
I'm Shiori, his little sister.
[06:04] IORI
Get a clue, girl!
[06:07] KOHEI
Is that so?
[06:10] IORI
K-Kohei?
[06:12] KOHEI
The head can be fed to a stray dog...
[06:14] IORI
Stop, Kohei! Calm down!
[06:15] KOHEI
Quiet, you devil! Do you wish to
hoard all the world's treasure?!
[06:19] KOHEI
I'm not entirely heartless, however.
[06:21] IORI
What?
[06:22] KOHEI
I'll spare you if my demands are met.
[06:26] KOHEI
I, uh...
[06:29] KOHEI
I want her to call me "Kohei-oniichan."
[06:32] IORI
Bruh. How creepy can you get?
[06:34] KOHEI
Then perish!
[06:36] IORI
Wait! I didn't say I refuse!
[06:38] IORI
Shiori, do as he says.
[06:41] SHIORI
Huh?
[06:42] IORI
Please! My life's riding on you!
[06:45] SHIORI
E-Er...
[06:48] SHIORI
I can't do it. It's too embarrassing.
[06:51] KOHEI
Too bad, Kitahara!
[06:52] IORI
Do you wanna see your brother die, Shiori?!
[06:55] SHIORI
Instead...
[06:57] SHIORI
Can we do "Kohei-niisama"?
[07:03] IORI
Huh?
[07:03] KOHEI
Kitahara...
[07:05] IORI
What?
[07:07] KOHEI
This is all I have.
[07:08] IORI
What's with the cash, dude?!
[07:10] KOHEI
I'd set it aside to spend on Lalako-tan.
[07:13] IORI
I wasn't asking where it came from!
[07:15] SHIORI
Lalako-tan?
[07:16] AINA
Kohei's favorite anime.
[07:19] SHIORI
Oh, Magic Girl Lalako?
[07:22] AINA
You know of it?
[07:23] SHIORI
In passing, yes.
[07:25] SHIORI
I like Magic Girl Lalako, too.
[07:32] KOHEI
Kitahara...
[07:33] IORI
What now?
[07:34] KOHEI
I don't have any more, I swear.
[07:36] IORI
But what's the cash for, dude?!
[07:38] IORI
You get it now, Shiori? You're in danger here!
[07:41] SHIORI
I understand.
[07:43] SHIORI
Then I'll make sure to stay close
to you at all times.
[07:46] IORI
But that spells danger for me!
[07:48] IORI
Just beat it!
[07:50] SHIORI
Not happening!
[07:50] IORI
Scram!
[07:51] SHIORI
Nope!
[07:52] IORI
I said, "get lost!"
[07:52] SHINJI
Come on, don't fight.
[07:52] SHIORI
No!
[07:54] RYUJIRO
Like we always say,
you gotta settle things with a game.
[07:57] IORI
Very well.
[07:58] [SONG] SIGN
Team Shiori
[08:00] [SONG] SIGN
Team Iori
[08:02] SHINJI
Okay, team battle.
[08:04] AZUSA
We'll be the judges.
[08:06] IORI
What's with the numbers advantage?
[08:08] IORI
Work with me here.
[08:09] KOHEI
Not on your life.
[08:10] IORI
Oh, really? If that's how you wanna play it...
[08:12] IORI
I'll tell Shiori all sorts of
nasty things about you.
[08:15] KOHEI
Wha? You scumbag!
[08:27] KOHEI
Now... I won't be forced to choose...
[08:31] SHINJI
He chose death instead.
[08:33] RYUJIRO
Went out on his sword like a samurai.
[08:35] AZUSA
But...
[08:36] AZUSA
Iori's still telling her
nasty things about him.
[08:39] IORI
Bugs are actually his staple diet.
[08:41] SHIORI
What...
[08:42] KOHEI
He's literally the devil.
[08:43] IORI
Okay, so we're competing in...
SIGN Hanky Drop Paper Sumo Look the Other Way
[08:46] AINA
Hanky drop?
[08:47] AZUSA
That takes me back.
[08:50] SHINJI
Whose suggestion was it?
[08:51] SHIORI
Mine.
[08:52] CHISA
Let's set up.
[08:53] AINA
I'll get the chairs.
[08:53] IORI
That's your idea? You're such a child.
[09:08] SHIORI
Nii-sama... this is my special
version of "hanky drop."
[09:14] CHISA
Huh?
[09:15] AINA
Iori?
[09:16] SHIORI
He said he was sleepy, all of a sudden.
[09:18] AINA
He must've been really relieved
to see his sister again.
[09:22] SHINJIRYUJIRO
Hup we go.
[09:24] CHISA
I'll show you to your room.
[09:24] SHINJIRYUJIRO
One, two! One, two!
[09:25] SHIORI
Thank you.
[09:26] AINA
Let me help.
[09:29] AZUSA
You know what?
[09:30] NANAKA
What?
[09:31] AZUSA
Shiori-chan and you might have a lot in common.
[09:34] NANAKA
You think?
[09:35] AZUSA
I mean, you love Chii-chan to death too.
[09:39] NANAKA
I don't know. She may seem like
she loves her brother,
[09:43] NANAKA
but I feel like that's not all there is to it.
[09:50] SHIORI
I'll never let you run away from home,
[09:55] SHIORI
you shitty excuse for a brother.
[09:59] SHIORI
My name is Shiori Kitahara.
[10:01] SHIORI
I'm a third-year in middle school,
an Aries, and my blood type is AB.
[10:04] SHIORI
My family runs an old, traditional ryokan.
[10:08] SHIORI
Now, allow me to reveal one of my secrets.
[10:11] SHIORI
To be perfectly honest,
[10:13] SHIORI
I'm not particularly fond of my brother.
[10:19] IORI
My eyes...
[10:20] SHIORI
Rise and shine, Nii-sama. It's morning.
[10:23] SHIORI
Then why am I acting like
a doting wife, you may ask.
SIGN Kitahara Ryokan
[10:28] SHIORI
It's simply because I want him
to take over the ryokan.
[10:31] SHIORI
I'll even play a brother-obsessed
girl to make it happen.
[10:36] SHIORI
Good morning.
[10:37] UNCLE
Morning. You're up early today.
[10:40] IORI
Shiori forced me up.
[10:43] SHIORI
Listen to yourself.
Ryokan work starts even earlier.
[10:48] IORI
That's none of my concern, though.
[10:51] SHIORI
What? You think you can get a job elsewhere?
[10:55] SHIORI
I still believe that you'll
come home to us one day.
[10:59] NANAKA
Attaboy, Iori-kun. You got dressed.
[11:03] IORI
I've realized that a man needs
his clothes every other day.
[11:07] NANAKA
Give me a bit.
I'll have breakfast ready right away.
[11:10] SHIORI
May I help, Nanaka-neesama?
[11:13] NANAKA
Sure. Let's cook together.
[11:18] SHIORI
Time to commence the operation.
[11:21] ALL
Let's eat.
[11:23] NANAKA
Shiori-chan made most of it herself.
[11:26] SHIORI
I hope you like it.
[11:28] CHISA
This is great.
[11:29] NANAKA
You're a good cook, huh?
[11:32] SHIORI
I wouldn't say that.
[11:33] SHIORI
The miso I brought from home,
the usual sweet egg rolls,
[11:38] SHIORI
and my best work, the pickles.
[11:41] SHIORI
Now, Nii-sama, let the homesickness
overtake over you.
[11:45] UNCLE
I bet you miss home cooking
when it's this good.
[11:48] IORI
My mom's cooking, huh...
[11:52] IORI
I forgot how it tastes.
[11:53] UNCLE
Hey now...
[11:54] CHISA
The memory of a goldfish.
[11:56] SHIORI
What am I to do with this moron?
[11:58] SHIORI
Fine. I'll take the brother
obsession to new highs
[12:02] SHIORI
and make things awkward for him here.
[12:06] IORI
Shoot!
[12:07] SHIORI
Are you okay, Nii-sama?
[12:09] IORI
Damn...
[12:10] UNCLE
You should change.
[12:12] NANAKA
Wanna take a bath?
[12:14] IORI
I did skip taking one last night.
[12:16] SHIORI
That's perfect, then!
[12:18] SHIORI
I'll wash your back for you.
[12:21] NANAKA
My, sounds good.
[12:26] SHIORI
"Sounds good"?
[12:28] SHIORI
You're okay with that?
Isn't it supposed to weird you out?
[12:30] SHIORI
I hope at least one of them
is creeped out by this!
[12:33] IORI
Yikes!
[12:34] SHIORI
Not you! You don't matter!
[12:36] NANAKA
Now I want to take a bath
with Chisa-chan too. It's been ages.
[12:40] CHISA
Nope. We'll get cramped in there.
[12:42] SHIORI
I'm trying to weird those two out here!
[12:45] IORI
Shiori, let me warn you.
[12:47] SHIORI
Wh-What?
[12:49] IORI
Be careful not to poke Nanaka-san.
[12:51] SHIORI
What does that even mean?
[12:53] NANAKA
All right.
[12:54] NANAKA
I'll go get the bath ready.
[12:56] IORI
Are we really doing this?
[12:59] SHIORI
As long as you don't mind, of course.
[13:02] KOHEI
Not on my watch!
[13:02] IORI
Gah! Where'd he pop out from?!
[13:04] KOHEI
That was a close call, but it's all right now.
[13:07] SHIORI
U-Uh, pardon?
[13:09] KOHEI
You need to value yourself more.
[13:12] SHIORI
You are... Imamura-senpai?
[13:15] KOHEI
That's not it, Shiori-chan.
[13:17] SHIORI
I'm so sorry. How could I get your name wrong?
[13:19] KOHEI
Right name, wrong usage, is all.
[13:22] KOHEI
There was a more appropriate one, remember?
[13:25] SHIORI
Er...
[13:27] SHIORI
Bug Eater Imamura-senpai!
[13:29] KOHEI
What the hell did you tell her?!
[13:32] NANAKA
Okay, let's get prepping.
[13:35] SHIORI
Are you doing something today?
[13:38] CHISA
Yep.
[13:39] CHISA
The rest of Iori's license course.
[13:40] [SONG] SIGN
Used tanks
[13:45] IORI
What?
[13:46] SHIORI
You're really getting in the water?
[13:49] IORI
Duh, we're a diving club.
[13:51] SHIORI
I figured that was just an excuse
for your drinking group.
[13:54] IORI
That's not... true?
[13:57] SHINJI
Iori!
[13:57] RYUJIRO
You gotta respond louder!
[14:00] AZUSA
Can you swim, Shiori-chan?
[14:02] SHIORI
A bit, yes.
[14:04] AINA
Iori can't, though.
[14:06] IORI
Lay off!
[14:07] [SONG] SIGN
Lalako
[14:07] KOHEI
Maybe you really aren't siblings.
[14:10] IORI
Oh, shut up.
[14:11] SHIORI
Nii-sama is definitely my dear brother.
[14:14] KOHEI
Hmph! Then why don't you answer
these questions about Shiori-chan?
[14:18] AINA
You just want information, don't you?
[14:20] KOHEI
Question 1: What's her favorite food?
[14:23] IORI
Japanese sweets, probably.
[14:26] KOHEI
Question 2: What does she have trouble with?
[14:28] IORI
All manner of electronics.
[14:31] KOHEI
Question 3: What does she like to wear?
[14:33] IORI
Kimonos, obviously.
[14:34] AINA
Is he right?
[14:36] SHIORI
That's my Nii-sama.
[14:38] SHIORI
He didn't get a single one right.
[14:40] SHIORI
My favorite food is donuts,
I'm a wizard with gadgets,
[14:44] SHIORI
and I only wear kimonos
to make our parents happy.
[14:47] SHIORI
I'm touched by how well you know me.
[14:49] IORI
Glad to hear it.
[14:51] NANAKA
By the way, how about
you join us if you're free?
[14:54] SHIORI
Join you... in diving?
[14:57] NANAKA
Why not, right?
[14:58] CHISA
It feels great, and it's lots of fun.
[15:01] SHIORI
Approving of diving would just give
Nii-sama an excuse to stay here.
[15:05] SHIORI
Uhm, I'm sorry, but I must refuse.
[15:09] SHIORI
I don't have my swimsuit.
[15:12] NANAKA
You can use my spare!
[15:14] CHISA
Mine too.
[15:15] SHIORI
I appreciate the offer, but...
[15:17] IORI
Oh, right.
[15:20] IORI
Wrong size, huh?
[15:24] SHIORI
What in heaven's name is wrong with this guy?
[15:27] AINA
Hey, Iori!
[15:28] CHISA
What are you doing?!
[15:29] IORI
Huh? Was that a problem?
[15:30] SHIORI
Shoot. I need to keep up
my brother-obsessed act.
[15:35] SHIORI
Sh-Sheesh, Nii-sama.
[15:37] SHIORI
I'll kill you dead.
[15:39] SHIORI
I let my mask slip!
[15:41] SHIORI
But he's right. Your swimsuits
are a bit too big for me.
[15:46] NANAKA
Yeah?
[15:47] AZUSA
Please, Nanaka's are more like way too big.
[15:52] AINA
Mine will probably fit you...
[15:57] AZUSA
It's okay. You still got time.
[16:00] AINA
Stop lying to make me feel better!
[16:02] SHIORI
I'll watch Nii-sama do his thing from up here.
[16:05] IORI
Really?
[16:07] IORI
If you say so, I guess.
[16:09] KOHEI
Hold it!
[16:10] KOHEI
Gift from me!
SIGN Little Sis
[16:16] IORI
Whoa! A wild policeman appeared!
[16:20] KOHEI
Don't call the cops, Kitahara!
SIGN Little Sis
[16:23] KOHEI
Relax. You've got the wrong idea.
[16:27] KOHEI
It's brand-new and unused.
[16:28] IORI
I'd be downright horrified if it was used.
[16:31] SHIORI
Please don't worry about me.
[16:33] SHIORI
I'm happy just getting to see Nii-sama dive.
[16:47] UNCLE
Do you dislike the ocean, Shiori-chan?
[16:49] SHIORI
Huh?
[16:51] SHIORI
I tend to stay out,
but I can certainly see its appeal.
[16:58] UNCLE
A clever answer. You try
not to hurt anyone's feelings.
[17:00] SHIORI
I-It isn't like that.
[17:02] UNCLE
But that's exactly why I want you,
more than anyone else, to try out diving.
[17:06] SHIORI
What do you mean?
[17:08] UNCLE
Clever people like you need a chance to
empty your mind in the midst of Mother Nature.
[17:15] UNCLE
I guess you could try it out if you think
what they're doing looks like fun.
[17:19] SHIORI
Diving?
[17:21] SHIORI
I care more about bringing Nii-sama back home.
[17:24] SHIORI
I wouldn't think it looks like fun, anyway...
[17:39] SHIORI
I'd like to try, too.
[17:43] CHISA
Come dive with me, then.
[17:45] SHIORI
Oh, no. I want to go with Nii-sama.
[17:48] IORI
But I'm in the middle of my test.
[17:51] CHISA
I'll make sure we're near Iori, okay?
[17:54] SHIORI
I understand.
[17:56] SHIORI
I assure you, this isn't because
I thought it looked like fun.
[18:00] SHIORI
That's not why, okay?
[18:01] CHISA
I'll handle our buoyancy, so don't worry.
[18:04] SHIORI
Okay.
[18:13] SHIORI
Oh, so this is what it looks like underwater.
[18:17] SHIORI
The water isn't all that clear.
It must be because it rained recently.
[18:29] SHIORI
But...
[18:30] SHIORI
I'm with people, but I can't hear their voices.
[18:35] SHIORI
I don't have to watch what I say...
[18:38] SHIORI
He may be right. Maybe I do need this time.
[18:44] SHINJI
Here's to welcoming Shiori-chan
and to celebrate Iori getting his license!
[18:49] ALL
Cheers!
[18:51] RYUJIRO
Now you're an open water diver for real!
[18:55] IORI
I could've done this easy
if I hadn't caught a cold last time.
[18:57] KOHEI
I saw you mess up adjusting
your neutral buoyancy, though.
[19:00] CHISA
What'd you think, Shiori-chan?
[19:02] SHIORI
Um, it felt like swimming inside of miso soup.
[19:06] AZUSA
With all that seaweed floating around, yeah.
[19:08] NANAKA
It did rain recently.
[19:10] CHISA
It's normally a lot prettier.
[19:12] SHIORI
But it was a very valuable experience.
[19:15] IORI
That's so great to hear.
[19:20] SHIORI
That oolong tea is flammable.
[19:22] SHIORI
And he's half taken off
his pants without thinking.
[19:25] SHIORI
I really should make sure
he comes home at once.
[19:27] SHIORI
I'll search for his report card later
and snitch on him to our parents.
[19:38] SHIORI
Good grief, Nii-sama.
[19:42] IORI
What are you doing?
[19:45] SHIORI
I came to change and saw
this mess. I had to clean it up.
[19:49] IORI
Huh? The closet finally gave in?
[19:52] SHIORI
What brings you here, though?
[19:54] IORI
I was looking for you.
Something was bothering me.
[19:58] SHIORI
Did he realize? Surely not.
[20:01] IORI
Tell the truth.
[20:03] IORI
There was somewhere else
you wanted to go today, right?
[20:06] SHIORI
Sorry?
[20:07] SHIORI
Oh, no, not at all.
[20:09] IORI
If you say so.
[20:11] SHIORI
That's my brother. Thick as a rock.
[20:14] SHIORI
You worry too much, Nii-sama.
[20:17] [SONG] SIGN
Big Booty Babe
Mio Musashino
[20:17] IORI
Yeah?
[20:18] [SONG] SIGN
The Secretary's Secret
Ayano Hoshino
[20:20] SHIORI
I'm not a child.
[20:22] IORI
But, hey, you can never
bring yourself to say these things.
[20:25] SHIORI
That's not true.
[20:27] IORI
I don't think you've told our parents you
don't wanna take over the ryokan, either.
[20:33] IORI
What's up?
[20:34] SHIORI
What was that about me
not wanting to take over the ryokan?
[20:38] IORI
Now look here.
[20:39] IORI
I dunno what kind of fool you take
me for, but I can tell that much.
[20:45] IORI
I may not know all about your
favorite foods, clothes, or whatever,
[20:49] IORI
but I'm still your big bro, you know?
[21:02] (Flashback) SHIORI
How did you know where I was?
[21:05] (Flashback) IORI
That's easy.
[21:07] (Flashback) IORI
I'm your big bro, you know?
[21:11] SHIORI
O... Onii-chan.
[21:14] SHIORI
Then you take over instead.
[21:17] IORI
I humbly refuse.
[21:18] SHIORI
Huh?
[21:22] SHIORI
Hmph.
[21:23] IORI
Say your goodbyes, Shiori.
[21:26] AZUSA
See ya.
[21:27] SHINJI
Next time, join us when the water's clear.
[21:31] IORI
What's up?
[21:32] SHIORI
Fine, I'll go home,
but I want you to come with me.
[21:36] IORI
I know you'll just lock me up there.
[21:40] IORI
I'll come visit sometime.
Be a good girl and go home.
[21:45] AZUSA
Dunno, she really does seem the same as Nanaka.
[21:49] SHINJI
What do you mean?
[21:50] AZUSA
She came to see her big bro all by herself,
[21:53] AZUSA
copied what he does, worried about
the environment he was in...
[21:57] AZUSA
She's totally obsessed with her brother.
[22:03] SHIORI
My name is Shiori Kitahara.
[22:06] SHIORI
I'm not particularly fond of my brother.
[22:09] SHIORI
But I don't particularly dislike him, either.
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3 - Association
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:14] SHIORI
Goodbye, Kohei-niisama...
[00:16] SHIORI
Nii-sama... Onii-chan!
[00:21] SHIORI
Our family runs a ryokan.
[00:23] SHIORI
Nii-sama's girlfriend?
[00:25] SHIORI
Then please take over the ryokan and...
[00:28] AINA
Ryokan... girlfriend...
[00:31] AINA
Proprietress...
[00:31] AZUSA
Back inside, you two.
[00:36] AZUSA
Man, she was so cute.
[00:38] SHINJI
Still can't believe she's related to Iori.
[00:41] RYUJIRO
Why'd she show up out of the blue, though?
[00:43] AZUSA
She mentioned that yesterday.
[00:45] AZUSA
She rushed here 'cause she got the feeling
Chi-chan and Iori were gonna get married.
[00:49] AZUSA
Must've been family telepathy or something.
[00:52] RYUJIRO
Created by a strong sibling connection, eh?
[00:57] AINA
What're you doing?
[00:58] KOHEI
I'm Shiori-chan's dear Nii-sama.
[01:01] KOHEI
Which means...
[01:02] KOHEI
I should be able to connect with her too!
[01:09] IORI
I could kill for some booze.
[01:11] KOHEI
Not you!
[01:13] AINA
Ryokan... girlfriend... heir...
[01:17] AINA
If Iori and I hit on all the ifs,
buts, and maybes,
[01:22] AINA
we'd take over the ryokan, and I...
[01:25] AINA
I'd be the proprietress.
[01:28] AINA
Not me?!
[01:31] RYUJIRO
Why would she be worried about
Chisa-chan and Iori, though?
[01:35] SHINJI
I know they live together and all, but...
[01:38] AZUSA
She's quite the worrywart.
[01:41] UNCLE
Yeah, right?
[01:43] UNCLE
Sure, they're not blood-related
and all, but surely not.
[01:49] ALL
What?
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[03:23] NANAKA
All right.
[03:24] NANAKA
I need to go take care of some stuff.
You two go ahead.
[03:26] CHISA
Okay.
[03:27] IORI
Got it.
[03:28] IORI
At last, the evil is defeated.
[03:31] CHISA
She's your precious little sister.
[03:33] IORI
Hey, you know I can't get
naked drunk with her around.
[03:36] CHISA
You shouldn't with anyone around.
[03:39] IORI
Yeah?
[03:41] IORI
I kinda assumed you were a nudity ally.
[03:43] CHISA
I've just given up fighting it!
[03:46] CHISA
And Aina yells at you guys for both of us now.
[03:48] IORI
Cakey, huh?
[03:50] IORI
She should give it a shot
before complaining about it.
[03:54] CHISA
Listen to yourself.
[03:55] CHISA
Aina gets shy even wearing a swimsuit.
[03:57] CHISA
She would never—
[04:09] AINA
Azusa-san, you're still in yer undies?
Take 'em off already!
[04:13] AZUSA
Them's fighting words, Aina!
That means we gotta duel!
[04:18] IORI
Huh? What's up?
[04:19] CHISA
This feels so wrong.
[04:22] IORI
What're you even talking about?
[04:24] AINA
Yeah!
[04:28] IORI
It beggars belief!
[04:30] AINA
Right? What the heck happened
while we were out?
[04:34] IORI
Your guess is as good as mine. Anyway,
we should go get some coffee or something.
[04:38] CHISA
You mean to kill time?
[04:40] IORI
Cakey in that state is nothing but bad news.
[04:44] CHISA
Can't say I disagree.
[04:46] IORI
Okay, got any cafes you recommend?
[04:51] AINA
Where're you two thinking of hoppin' off to?
[04:53] IORI
N-Nowhere! Right, Chisa?
[04:56] CHISA
R-Right.
[04:57] AINA
Hurry up and get inside, then.
[04:59] AINA
Our games of strip RPS
are really poppin' off right now.
[05:04] AINA
Guys, the two of them are back!
[05:07] ALL
Yeah!
[05:09] IORI
Dunno what went down,
but this is all very yikes.
[05:11] CHISA
Maybe she drank some strong alcohol by mistake.
[05:16] (Flashback) AINA
Iori and Chisa aren't
related by blood? Is that true?!
[05:20] (Flashback) UNCLE
Yep. Have we not mentioned it before?
[05:22] (Flashback) SHINJI
Wow.
[05:23] (Flashback) AINA
No... It can't be!
[05:27] (Flashback) SHINJI
What's wrong?
[05:28] (Flashback) RYUJIRO
Why all the panic?
[05:30] (Flashback) AINA
All this time, I wasn't worried
because they're cousins,
[05:33] (Flashback) AINA
but now we find out they're not blood-related?
[05:36] (Flashback) AINA
He may have knocked her up
already for all we know!
[05:39] (Flashback) AZUSA
Okay, calm down now.
[05:42] (Flashback) SHINJI
Why would they have a child out of nowhere?
[05:44] (Flashback) AINA
I wouldn't put it past those two!
[05:46] (Flashback) UNCLE
Uh, should I be worried?
[05:48] (Flashback) AZUSA
Oh, it's fine.
[05:49] (Flashback) RYUJIRO
Think about what you're saying.
Their dad-slash-uncle is right here.
[05:53] (Flashback) SHINJI
Blood is irrelevant.
What matters is how they feel.
[05:58] (Flashback) AINA
Well, yeah...
[06:01] (Flashback) AINA
But those two are so hard to read.
[06:04] (Flashback) RYUJIRO
I really don't think
they're hiding anything from us.
[06:07] (Flashback) AINA
See? You've already fallen for their schemes!
[06:10] (Flashback) SHINJIRYUJIRO
Hmph.
[06:11] (Flashback) KOHEI
If that's how it is...
[06:14] (Flashback) KOHEI
I'll help you hear it straight
from the horse's mouth.
[06:17] (Flashback) AINA
Huh? You'd do that, Kohei?
[06:19] (Flashback) KOHEI
I can't very well overlook this.
[06:22] (Flashback) AINA
Okay, let's work together
and get those two to spill the beans!
[06:25] (Flashback) KOHEI
Yeah!
[06:26] (Flashback) SHINJI
Can I ask what for, exactly?
[06:30] (Flashback) AINA
So our club doesn't fall into depravity.
[06:35] AINA
Welcome back, you two.
[06:37] IORI
Y-Yeah.
[06:38] CHISA
Thanks.
[06:39] AINA
Okay, then.
[06:40] AINA
Do you want Spirytus first?
[06:42] AINA
Or strip RPS?
[06:44] IORI
Drop the newlywed act.
And the illusion of free choice.
[06:47] CHISA
Something wrong, Aina? It doesn't look like
you're doing this cause you're drunk.
[06:51] AINA
I-It's nothing.
[06:53] AINA
I know these two won't be forthcoming,
[06:55] AINA
so I'll get them drunk and have them
spit out their honest feelings.
[07:00] AINA
Dunno, seemed like a fun change of pace.
[07:02] CHISA
Sounds fishy.
[07:04] AINA
Perish the thought.
[07:07] IORI
Drink and play strip RPS with you?
[07:10] IORI
I'm down.
[07:11] AINA
Really?!
[07:12] CHISA
Huh?
[07:13] IORI
But...
[07:17] IORI
Only if you can handle it
in your natural state.
[07:20] CHISA
So that's a no, then.
[07:23] IORI
I don't know what you
were plotting, but give it up.
[07:27] AINA
O...
[07:28] IORI
O?
[07:30] AINA
Okay, let's begin.
[07:32] IORI
What?!
[07:33] IORI
What is driving you to such lengths?!
[07:36] AINA
M-Meh, I'm just wearing a swimsuit.
Who'd feel embarrassed by that?
[07:41] CHISA
Maybe she hit her head?
[07:42] IORI
Makeup overdose?
[07:43] AINA
Ugh, they're onto me.
[07:46] AINA
Kohei!
[07:47] KOHEI
Roger that.
[07:49] KOHEI
So, Kitahara. I have a question for you.
[07:52] IORI
What?
[07:53] KOHEI
The other day, I was playing
a romance visual novel at home.
[07:56] KOHEI
And it turned out that the cutest heroine
in it was related to the protagonist.
[08:01] AINA
Broaching the topic by saying
it's about a game? Way to go, Kohei!
[08:05] IORI
And?
[08:06] KOHEI
I want to know what you think
about blood-relations and romance.
[08:12] KOHEI
Kitahara, how do you truly feel...
[08:14] KOHEI
about Shiori-chan?!
[08:16] IORI
She's my sister.
[08:17] AINA
Not her!
[08:20] AINA
You know she's his actual little sister!
[08:23] KOHEI
That may be what ignites his passion!
[08:25] AINA
Shut up! A normal person would never...
SIGN Nor
SIGN mal
[08:30] AINA
Maybe we should check, just in case.
[08:32] KOHEI
Mhm.
[08:34] AINA
All yours, Azusa-san!
[08:36] AZUSA
Gotcha.
[08:39] IORI
A game of Association?
[08:40] AZUSA
Yep. A game where we all point at the
person we associate with a particular trait.
[08:46] IORI
That's pretty simple.
[08:48] SHINJI
Well, it is a drinking game.
[08:51] RYUJIRO
It works because you can play
even when you're drunk out of your mind.
[08:54] SHINJI
It'd be nice to change it up for once.
[08:56] RYUJIRO
Can't keep playing strip RPS forever.
[08:58] IORI
True.
[09:00] AZUSA
Okay, let's begin!
[09:02] AZUSA
Association!
[09:04] ALL
Yeah!
[09:05] AZUSA
"Looks good in blue!"
[09:08] ALL
Yeah!
[09:10] AZUSA
One, two...
[09:13] IORI
Huh? You think I look good in blue?
[09:16] AZUSA
Totally.
[09:17] RYUJIRO
I remember your blue hoodies and shirts.
[09:18] KOHEI
And I beat you black and blue.
[09:20] AINA
That means Iori loses and has to pay the price.
[09:22] IORI
Yeesh, fine.
[09:24] IORI
What am I drinking? Beer or cocktail?
[09:26] AINA
Nah, that's not what we're doing today.
[09:29] AINA
You'll drink this water.
[09:32] IORI
Water?
[09:33] AINA
Water.
[09:37] AINA
Trust me. It really is water.
[09:40] IORI
Y-Yeah?
[09:42] [SONG] SIGN
Water
[09:44] AINA
You okay? Want some water?
[09:46] IORI
The nonflammable kind, sure.
[09:48] AZUSA
You lost, Iori. You choose the next topic.
[09:52] IORI
Got it.
[09:54] IORI
It can even be something that
just seems likely, right?
[09:56] AZUSA
Yep, yep.
[09:57] IORI
Perfect.
[09:59] IORI
Association!
[10:01] ALL
Yeah!
[10:02] IORI
"Probably takes long baths!"
[10:05] IORI
One, two...
[10:08] IORI
Huh?
[10:09] IORI
Really?
[10:10] AINA
Y-You seem like you would.
[10:13] KOHEI
Yeah, like you'd be super wasteful in there.
[10:16] AZUSA
Might be.
[10:17] AINA
Okay, drink up.
[10:18] IORI
Urk. Okay.
[10:20] IORI
Guh. I need to avoid three in a row.
[10:23] IORI
I'll play dirty if I have to
[10:25] IORI
and target one specific person!
[10:27] IORI
Association!
[10:29] ALL
Yeah!
[10:30] IORI
The topic...
[10:31] IORI
"The one among us most likely to be an otaku!"
[10:34] IORI
One, two!
[10:36] IORI
But why?!
[10:37] IORI
That guy's right there!
It doesn't make any sense!
[10:40] AINA
It does, in a way.
[10:42] KOHEI
Believe it or not, I used to be an otaku.
[10:45] RYUJIRO
You're still rolling with that?
[10:47] AZUSA
You messed up by saying "most likely."
[10:50] SHINJI
He's not just likely. He literally is.
[10:52] KOHEI
Hm? Literally?
[10:54] IORI
Gah, is that how it works?
[10:56] AINA
Okay, drink up.
[11:00] IORI
You're on! To the next one we go!
[11:02] AZUSA
You're getting into this.
[11:03] SHINJI
That's our Iori.
[11:05] IORI
I'll choose a topic that screams anyone but me!
[11:09] IORI
Association!
[11:11] ALL
Yeah!
[11:13] IORI
Hey! I haven't even said anything yet!
[11:16] SHINJI
Oops, he didn't?
[11:17] RYUJIRO
My arm moved on instinct.
[11:19] IORI
Is this game even working as intended anymore?!
[11:22] AZUSA
Aw, don't sweat it.
[11:24] KOHEI
Complaining because you lost? Pure trash.
[11:27] IORI
I hate to admit it, but he has a point.
[11:29] CHISA
Don't think he does, actually.
[11:31] IORI
Fine! I'll beat you at your own game!
[11:33] SHINJI
That's the way, Iori!
[11:34] RYUJIRO
Truly a man among men!
[11:36] AINA
Got him.
[11:37] ALL
Woohoo! Way to go!
[11:37] AINA
Now we just wait until Iori gets wasted.
[11:41] AZUSA
Drink up!
[11:43] AINA
Say, Iori.
[11:45] AINA
Why do you look fine?
[11:49] IORI
Oh, you didn't notice?
[11:51] AINA
Huh? Notice what?
[11:53] IORI
This really is just water.
[11:55] AINA
Huh?!
[11:55] AINA
No way! I'm pretty sure I...
[11:58] IORI
Just kidding.
[12:02] IORI
I pretended to drink and basically
just spilled it all over myself.
SIGN Signs of Evaporation
[12:14] IORI
Phew, that's that.
[12:16] RYUJIRO
Good job.
[12:17] IORI
Sure wore me out, though.
[12:20] IORI
What was that all about, anyway?
[12:23] RYUJIRO
Oh, you see...
[12:26] IORI
What, that's it?
[12:28] IORI
My dad was adopted, is all.
[12:31] RYUJIRO
So, how do you actually see Chisa-chan?
[12:34] IORI
Well, I don't really know how to express it...
[12:38] IORI
She's like a friend, a peer.
[12:39] AINA
Take 'em off!
[12:39] CHISA
Not happening!
[12:41] AINA
Come on!
[12:42] CHISA
Knock it off!
[12:42] IORI
So it's not really clear to me.
[12:45] RYUJIRO
Yeah? Is it different
with Azusa and Nanaka-san?
[12:49] IORI
Nah.
[12:50] IORI
I do see those two as friends, too.
[12:52] IORI
But the thing with them
[12:54] IORI
is that they fall under
the "older lady" category.
[12:56] RYUJIRO
And?
[12:57] IORI
So, honestly, even though
Nanaka-san's my cousin too...
[13:02] NANAKA
I'm ho...
[13:02] IORI
I think she's smoking hot.
[13:04] NANAKA
...me?
[13:09] IORI
Wait, Nanaka-san, I can explain.
[13:11] NANAKA
U-Uhm...
[13:13] NANAKA
Sorry, Iori-kun. I, uh...
[13:16] NANAKA
I need to phone a friend!
[13:21] IORI
I can explain!
[13:24] AZUSA
Listen, Nanaka. That's just how young men are.
[13:29] IORI
I meant compared to Chisa!
[13:32] SHINJI
You don't have to cry about it.
[13:34] RYUJIRO
She'll go back to acting normal
with you eventually.
[13:36] IORI
I can explain!
[13:39] IORI
It's really not what you think!
SIGN Yoshiwara
[13:46] CHISA
Your fever's going down.
[13:48] AINA
Thanks.
[13:50] CHISA
That's what you get
for falling asleep in your swimsuit.
[13:52] AINA
Ugh. I'm ashamed of myself.
[13:55] AINA
Sorry, I know you had a work shift.
Your dad's away right now, isn't he?
[14:00] CHISA
It's fine. Onee-chan's there,
and Dad will be back soon.
[14:04] CHISA
And I did have Iori stay,
for whatever he's worth.
[14:07] AINA
Oh.
[14:08] AINA
I'm sure that idiot's enjoying
being alone with Nanaka-san.
[14:14] IORI
It's perfect weather, huh, Nanaka-san?
[14:17] NANAKA
Sure is.
[14:19] IORI
The sun's so bright. It must be
hot outside, huh, Nanaka-san?
[14:23] NANAKA
Must be.
[14:25] IORI
Uh, Nanaka-san?
[14:27] NANAKA
What is it, Iori-kun?
[14:28] IORI
Can't you sit a bit closer?
[14:32] NANAKA
I've taken a real liking to this couch lately.
[14:34] IORI
Is that so?
[14:36] IORI
Damn, I never expected that comment
to have such a detrimental effect.
[14:40] (Flashback) IORI
I think she's smoking hot.
[14:42] (Flashback) IORI
I think she's smoking hot.
[14:44] IORI
I need to do something about
all this awkwardness.
[14:47] [SONG] SIGN
Q. How do I hold a convo with someone I'm on awkward terms with?
A. Talk about something they like and make it fun.
[14:48] IORI
This is it!
[14:49] IORI
And what does Nanaka-san like?
[14:49] [SONG] SIGN
A. Talk about something they like and make it fun.
[14:52] IORI
Nanaka-san.
[14:54] IORI
You know what I've realized?
[14:56] IORI
Chisa's really cute.
[14:59] IORI
She's smart, she's a good cook,
[15:02] IORI
she seems cold but is actually super nice,
she knows a lot about the ocean,
[15:06] IORI
and she has a spectacular ass, just like you!
[15:11] CHISA
Achoo!
[15:12] AINA
Did I get you sick?
[15:14] CHISA
Nah, I don't think so.
[15:16] AINA
I sure hope not.
[15:18] AINA
If you're bored, feel free to read a book.
[15:20] CHISA
Sounds good. Thanks.
[15:22] AINA
Actually, Chisa, maybe don't...
[15:24] [SONG] SIGNSRtoL
Chest-Growing Methodology
How to Develop Shapely Breasts: Form Over Size
Is your man into big boobs or flat chests? Chest-Size Love Horoscopes
Your Honkers Will Pierce the Heavens - To All the Troubled Women
Learn from an active pinup model - Breast Enhancing Exercises
Top Secret - Massive Chest Gains
Boobology
[15:30] IORI
Welp, we're even farther apart now,
[15:33] IORI
but I'd like to explain myself if possible.
[15:36] IORI
I want to tell her
it wasn't what it sounded like,
[15:39] IORI
but there's a big issue with that.
[15:41] IORI
I do actually think she's smoking hot!
[15:45] IORI
If I lie about that,
I'm sure she'll notice immediately.
[15:49] IORI
I shouldn't try to talk my way
out of that part.
[15:51] IORI
What I should focus on...
[15:52] NANAKA
Oh, okay. I guess I can't blame you
for seeing me that way.
[15:56] IORI
I'm glad you understand.
[15:57] IORI
...is convincing her it's okay.
[16:00] IORI
Which means I just need to tell it like it is!
[16:05] IORI
Hear me out, Nanaka-san!
[16:07] NANAKA
Y-Yeah?
[16:08] IORI
I'll be perfectly honest.
[16:11] IORI
You do have a smoking hot bod!
[16:16] IORI
What the? Where did I go wrong?
[16:22] IORI
Nanaka-san.
[16:22] NANAKA
Wh-What?
[16:24] IORI
I'll go grab the wetsuits outside.
[16:26] NANAKA
Oh, I'll help.
[16:28] IORI
Nah, I can handle this.
[16:31] IORI
Now then.
[16:32] IORI
That last attempt didn't go as I'd hoped.
[16:34] IORI
Maybe I should be more of a gentleman instead.
[16:37] IORI
You don't want to catch a cold, milady.
[16:40] NANAKA
My.
[16:40] IORI
I'm done.
[16:41] NANAKA
Thanks. Lunch will be ready soon.
SIGN Somen
[16:45] IORI
It's already lunchtime?
[16:47] NANAKA
Hot, hot.
[16:50] IORI
Are you okay, Nanaka-san?
[16:52] NANAKA
Huh?
[16:52] IORI
You seem uncomfortable.
[16:54] NANAKA
No, I'm fine, really.
[16:56] IORI
Please don't force yourself.
[16:58] IORI
Let's take this off, shall we?
[17:03] [SONG] SIGN
Nanaka
[17:03] [SONG] SIGN
Calling
[17:05] AZUSA
Whaddup, Nanaka?
[17:07] NANAKA
Say, Azusa...
[17:09] NANAKA
Do you think Iori-kun will take responsibility?
[17:13] AZUSA
What the heck is going on over there?
[17:16] IORI
I should sort out the mess in my brain.
[17:19] IORI
People fear isolation and solitude.
[17:22] IORI
It's an instinctive fear for any social animal.
[17:26] IORI
Being seen in a special light, too,
can be a form of isolation and cause for fear.
[17:32] IORI
Given that, there is something
I must tell Nanaka-san right away.
[17:37] IORI
Nanaka-san.
[17:37] NANAKA
I-I'm not undressing!
[17:39] IORI
Let's forget about that for a second.
[17:42] NANAKA
Just for a second?
[17:44] IORI
If nothing else, I want you to know this...
[17:46] NANAKA
Y-Yeah?
[17:48] IORI
I think Azusa-san has a smoking hot bod, too!
[18:07] AZUSA
I never knew Iori was perving on me!
[18:10] IORI
I mean, I do, but that's not the point!
[18:13] IORI
I was trying to reassure Nanaka-san that
she wasn't the only one I saw in that way!
[18:17] AZUSA
Oh, is that it?
[18:20] AZUSA
Nanaka really can't handle that kinda talk.
[18:23] NANAKA
I'm fine when it doesn't concern me.
[18:26] IORI
Is that how it works?
[18:28] AZUSA
You need to get used to it already.
[18:31] NANAKA
Easier said than done.
[18:33] AZUSA
Listen, Nanaka, Iori's a guy too.
[18:37] AZUSA
We should let him have his horny moments.
[18:42] IORI
Azusa-san! You're trying to fix this for me!
[18:45] AZUSA
But starting off with a guy
might be a tall order.
[18:50] AZUSA
So how about you and
I sexperiment a little first?
[18:53] IORI
Wait, no, she's doing this for her!
[18:55] IORI
Azusa-san! That's problematic too!
[18:58] AZUSA
Huh? It is?
[18:59] IORI
It is! Super problematic!
[19:02] AZUSA
Let's go out drinking, then.
[19:03] IORI
Sorry? Where'd that come from?
[19:06] AZUSA
When things get awkward,
booze is the best remedy.
[19:10] AZUSA
While we're at it...
[19:11] IORI
What?
[19:13] AZUSA
Let's get Nanaka drunk and double-team her.
[19:15] IORI
Of all the dastardly ideas!
[19:19] AZUSA
No?
[19:19] IORI
Of course not!
[19:21] AZUSA
But why?!
[19:23] IORI
I mean, sure, Nanaka-san's
a very attractive woman,
[19:26] IORI
but I think of her as a big sis!
[19:29] IORI
So I'm not about to make a move on her.
[19:31] AZUSA
Huh... So you love Nanaka like a big sis?
[19:36] IORI
Yeah, I guess.
[19:38] AZUSA
I see, I see. Good job.
[19:41] IORI
Huh?
[19:42] [SONG] SIGN
Nanaka
[19:42] [SONG] SIGN
Calling
[19:54] RYUJIRO
Now there's an unusual combo.
[19:57] RYUJIRO
Oh, so you came out drinking
'cause the boss is home?
[20:01] NANAKA
And you know what?
Iori-kun said I was his big sis.
[20:06] SHINJI
Good to hear.
[20:08] IORI
You got me good, Azusa-san.
[20:11] AZUSA
Should I not have?
[20:12] IORI
Nah, you really saved my ass.
[20:14] AZUSA
Don't mention it.
[20:15] AZUSA
I know the others are useless
when it comes to boy-girl stuff.
[20:19] SHINJIRYUJIRO
Hooray, hooray!
[20:20] IORI
True.
[20:22] IORI
I can't even imagine dating talk
when it comes to those three.
[20:26] AZUSA
Tokki never talks about his girlfriend, either.
[20:29] IORI
You sure have it tough.
[20:33] AZUSA
Now you're getting it.
[20:37] AZUSA
It's hard to make any progress
in a perfected relationship,
[20:45] AZUSA
so make your move while you can!
[20:47] AZUSA
Got that, lad?!
[20:51] IORI
Ow... While I can?
[20:53] AZUSA
Bukki, make me another.
[20:56] AZUSA
Whoa, look at you drink, Nanaka!
[21:00] SHINJI
Can't let her outdo us!
[21:05] IORI
I guess those four went through a lot
before settling into their current dynamic.
[21:14] IORI
I'll get a refill too, then.
[21:16] IORI
Wow, you really are going to town!
[21:19] RYUJIRO
Let her for tonight.
[21:22] AINA
Chisa...
[21:23] CHISA
I'm not interested in those books, okay?
[21:26] AINA
Nah, forget about that for a sec.
[21:29] CHISA
Just for a sec?
[21:31] AINA
Do you ever feel like you want a boyfriend?
[21:35] CHISA
Where's this coming from?
[21:37] AINA
I mean, the Iori thing is just
a front for college, right?
[21:40] CHISA
Stops guys from hitting on me.
It's all I really need.
[21:44] CHISA
What about you, Aina?
[21:45] AINA
Huh?
[21:48] AINA
I dunno...
[21:51] AINA
Am I the only one in that club
worrying about these things?
[21:55] ALL
Hooray!
[21:56] RYUJIRO
Back to Grand Blue, and back to drinking!
[21:58] ALL
Hooray!
[21:59] AZUSA
Let's call Kohei too!
[22:01] ALL
Hooray!
SIGN Yoshiwara
[22:03] AINA
So...
[22:04] AINA
Not borrowing 'em?
[22:07] AINA
You sure?
[23:38] [SONG] SIGN
Boobology
[23:43] CHISA
Damn, this is thick.
SIGN "Ticket Scramble"
SIGN Preview
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[01:35] AINA
I think it's unfair.
[01:39] CHISA
Uh, what're you talking about?
[01:41] AINA
Our drinking sessions.
[01:43] AINA
It's always the boys letting loose.
[01:47] AZUSA
Point.
[01:49] NAGISA
I feel like you join them quite often, Azusa.
[01:52] AINA
I want us girls to party it up by ourselves!
[01:55] AZUSA
So a girls' party in short.
[01:58] CHISA
We're doing this in my room?
[02:00] AINA
It's more fun that way.
[02:02] AZUSA
What about Nanaka's room?
[02:04] NANAKA
Not a chance.
[02:07] ALL
Cheers!
[02:08] AINA
Now this is what
a drinking sesh's gotta be.
[02:10] NANAKA
I'm happy for you.
[02:13] CHISA
You probably find it
a bit lacking in spice, Azusa-san.
[02:15] AZUSA
Not true. I can be a lady, too.
[02:18] AZUSA
Speaking of lacking, though...
[02:21] CHISA
What?
[02:22] AZUSA
Your room's just so bare.
[02:25] AINA
I thought the same thing.
[02:27] CHISA
It's got everything I need.
[02:30] AINA
I see you have your cosmetics, at least.
[02:32] CHISA
Onee-chan forced them on me.
[02:34] NANAKA
I mean, you wouldn't bother
with them otherwise.
[02:38] AZUSA
Yeah, true.
[02:39] CHISA
I don't mind the cosmetics part, but...
[02:42] AINA
You mean there's more?
[02:44] IORI
A girls' party in Chisa's room?
[02:46] UNCLE
Could you take these to them?
[02:49] IORI
Chisa.
[02:51] IORI
Uncle sent you these drinks...
[02:53] CHISA
She even gave me this crap.
[03:02] CHISA
Hear me out.
[03:04] IORI
O-Okay.
[03:04] CHISA
Onee-chan bought those.
They're not mine, okay?
[03:08] IORI
Yeah?
[03:10] CHISA
Do you really understand?
[03:11] IORI
Hmph, relax. I got it.
[03:14] IORI
Those were clearly Nanaka-san's.
[03:16] CHISA
I bet he doesn't get it!
[03:19] UNCLE
Something happen?
[03:21] IORI
I feel guilty.
[03:23] UNCLE
Over what?
[03:24] IORI
Over not keeping my word.
[03:27] IORI
Thanks, Chisa!
[03:29] IORI
To show my appreciation,
I'll buy you some sexy underwear.
[03:33] UNCLE
I don't know the context,
but that doesn't sound good.
[03:37] NANAKA
Welcome back.
[03:39] AINA
Did you manage to set him straight?
[03:40] CHISA
Maybe.
[03:41] AZUSA
We could hear you all the way in here.
[03:44] AZUSA
But this being Nanaka's?
Story doesn't check out.
[03:51] AINA
I think God can be really unfair!
[03:54] AINA
Why are we so flat?!
[03:57] CHISA
"We"?!
[03:59] AZUSA
I wonder why.
[04:00] AINA
Are you doing anything in particular to help?
A special diet or exercises, maybe?
[04:04] AZUSA
Hmm, if I had to pick one thing...
[04:07] AZUSA
it'd be the horny acts!
[04:10] AINA
R-Really?!
[04:11] AZUSA
Chest growth is powered by female sex hormones.
[04:15] AZUSA
If you wanna stimulate their secretion,
horny acts are the way to go.
[04:19] AINA
Urk.
[04:20] CHISA
I don't like how convincing that sounds.
[04:23] AINA
Huh? Wouldn't that mean...
[04:27] AZUSA
Oh, Nanaka? Well...
[04:29] AZUSA
Hers are filled with familial affection.
[04:32] AZUSA
Anyway, what matters is stimulation.
[04:35] AZUSA
Only one thing to do!
[04:40] UNCLE
Iori, take these to them too.
[04:43] IORI
Hey, Uncle sent these as well...
[04:48] AZUSA
Sashimi? Cool!
[04:50] NANAKA
Thanks, Iori-kun.
[04:52] NANAKA
Sorry, I have my hands full at the moment.
[04:55] IORI
Chisa, come with me!
[04:56] CHISA
Huh? O-Oh, okay.
[05:00] CHISA
J-Just so you know,
that was us girls fooling around...
[05:04] IORI
Chisa.
[05:05] CHISA
Wh-What?
[05:06] IORI
You probably didn't realize,
[05:09] IORI
but that was a real dicey situation just now.
[05:12] CHISA
What are you saying?
[05:15] IORI
Anyway, just keep it clean!
[05:19] CHISA
What was he going on about?
[05:22] AZUSA
Chi-chan, is this a movie?
[05:24] [SONG] SIGN
Blue - Diving Documentary
[05:24] CHISA
It's a documentary about diving.
[05:26] NANAKA
Chisa-chan's favorite.
[05:28] CHISA
I let Iori borrow it for a while.
He just returned it yesterday.
[05:31] AINA
Wow, I'd love to check it out.
[05:35] SENPAI
Hey, Iori.
[05:36] IORI
Good to see you, Senpai.
[05:38] SENPAI
This thing you lent me.
The actual disc wasn't porn.
[05:41] IORI
Seriously?
[05:42] IORI
Sorry. I must've swapped the discs.
[05:46] SENPAI
Get it together, man.
[05:48] IORI
What did it end up being, anyway?
[05:50] SENPAI
It was some film about diving...
[06:03] SENPAI
The diving hand signal for "going down"?
[06:06] IORI
Nope, just my death sentence.
[06:14] AZUSA
Well, uh...
[06:16] AZUSA
Can't be wasting our precious
girl time on a film, yeah?!
[06:19] CHISA
Please stop! You're not helping!
[06:21] AZUSA
I kinda wanna watch the rest, honestly.
[06:25] NANAKA
I don't know about that.
[06:26] AINA
Forget that! Girl time means girl talk!
[06:29] AZUSA
Ooh.
[06:32] AINA
Let's talk about our love lives.
SIGN No Interest
SIGN Safety Hazard
SIGN Zilch
[06:38] AINA
All yours, Azusa-san.
[06:41] AZUSA
Who, me?
[06:42] AINA
You probably have a lot of experience.
[06:45] AZUSA
Dunno, where do I start?
[06:48] AINA
How about any recent developments?
[06:49] AZUSA
Recent, eh? Well, recently...
[06:52] AZUSA
I suggested to Iori that we have sex.
[06:56] AINA
Wh-Wha... What the...
[06:59] NANAKA
And how'd that go?
[07:01] AZUSA
Guess what? He said "no"!
[07:05] AINA
Azusa-san, please don't tell me you...
[07:08] AZUSA
Hm?
[07:09] AZUSA
Yep, I like him.
[07:14] AZUSA
How about you, Aina?
[07:16] AINA
Who, me? I, uh...
[07:17] AINA
Let's just drink!
We're wasting precious girl time!
[07:21] AZUSA
Heh, she bailed.
[07:22] AINA
Cheers!
[07:24] NANAKA
Yeah, cheers.
[07:31] AINA
Can Nanaka-san not hold her liquor?
[07:34] CHISA
I don't think she's good with it, at least.
[07:36] AINA
Oh, right.
SIGN Oumi Women's University Festival
Entrance Ticket
[07:38] AINA
Here, a ticket to our fest.
[07:41] CHISA
Oh, right. You need a ticket to get in.
[07:44] AINA
Keeps the weirdos out.
[07:46] AZUSA
Nobody wants to deal with
guys trying to pick them up.
[07:48] AINA
An alumnus who went on to become
a famous voice actress is appearing this year.
[07:52] CHISA
Yeah?
[07:53] AZUSA
Iori and Kohei might really want in.
[07:55] AINA
I know, right?
[07:57] AINA
So make sure they don't find out...
[08:06] IORI
Okay, Cakey! If you don't want
your girls' party defiled any more...
[08:10] KOHEI
...be a good girl and hand over that ticket!
[08:13] AINA
Not on your life!
[08:15] KOHEI
Why not?!
[08:16] AINA
Do I really have to spell it out?
It's not happening!
[08:20] NANAKA
What about your tickets?
[08:21] AZUSA
Gave 'em all away already.
[08:23] AINA
I gave Chisa my last one, too!
[08:26] IORI
Say what?!
[08:27] CHISA
Really?
[08:28] [SONG] SIGN
Valid for up to 4 people
[08:30] IORI
Kohei, get the exit.
[08:32] KOHEI
Okay.
[08:35] IORI
Chisa, my girl.
[08:38] IORI
I seem to recall there being
an unsettled debt between you and I.
[08:42] CHISA
Yeah. What about it?
[08:45] IORI
I'll never forget that huge favor.
[08:48] (Flashback) IORI
You're forgiving me?
[08:50] (Flashback) CHISA
You owe me one.
[08:51] IORI
Could we please add another favor to the list?
[08:54] KOHEI
Wait, you owed her one?
[08:55] AINA
What do you say?
[08:56] CHISA
Nope.
[08:57] IORI
Take me with you as your bodyguard!
[08:59] KOHEI
And me as your porter!
[09:01] CHISA
No, thanks.
[09:02] IORIKOHEI
But please!
[09:04] IORI
You know college fests attract pests!
[09:06] KOHEI
And we can keep them away from you!
[09:08] CHISA
You're being pests right now.
[09:11] AINA
Oh, yeah. I guess Iori
technically is Chisa's "boyfriend."
[09:15] IORI
Ack!
[09:17] IORI
Don't mention that, Cakey!
[09:19] AINA
Wh-What's the problem?
[09:28] IORI
Phew... She's drunk.
[09:31] AZUSA
You okay, Nanaka?
[09:33] NANAKA
I'm fine.
[09:37] AINA
Does Nanaka-san always get
like that when she's drunk?
[09:40] CHISA
Yeah, but when she gets sloshed...
[09:42] NANAKA
Chisa-chan!
[09:44] CHISA
...she gets all clingy like this.
[09:46] AINA
I see.
[09:47] CHISA
It's too hot for this, Onee-chan.
[09:49] NANAKA
Aw...
[09:51] NANAKA
Iori-kun will do, then.
[09:53] AINA
She's yours.
[09:53] CHISA
Aina?!
[09:54] AZUSA
I'll take Nanaka too, then!
[09:57] AZUSA
Did you get even bigger, Nanaka?
[09:59] NANAKA
A little.
[10:01] CHISA
Onee-chan... I can't breathe...
[10:05] AINA
This is a girls' party! Boys get out!
[10:10] IORI
How could Cakey do this?
[10:12] KOHEI
Tyranny, I say.
[10:14] IORI
Nanaka-san sure was drunk, though.
[10:17] KOHEI
Never expected her to be a clingy drunk.
[10:20] IORI
We got away with Cakey
slipping up thanks to that.
[10:24] KOHEI
But we have bigger things
to worry about right now.
[10:28] IORI
The ticket to the OWU Fest, huh?
[10:30] KOHEI
Exactly!
[10:35] IORI
Good morning.
[10:37] UNCLE
Morning. Give me a sec.
Breakfast will be ready soon.
[10:42] IORI
I didn't know Nanaka-san got drunk easily.
[10:45] UNCLE
She what?
[10:46] IORI
Yeah. She was clinging
to Chisa drunk yesterday.
[10:49] UNCLE
That's weird.
[10:51] IORI
What do you mean, weird?
[10:53] UNCLE
I mean, she's my daughter.
[10:56] NANAKA
Good morning, Dad, Iori-kun.
[10:59] UNCLE
Hey, morning.
[11:00] IORI
Good morning.
[11:02] NANAKA
Iori-kun.
[11:03] IORI
Yeah?
[11:04] NANAKA
We need to have a talk about this
you-being-Chisa-chan's-boyfriend thing.
[11:12] UNCLE
There's no way she'd get drunk
on just a little booze.
SIGN Izu University
SIGN Before 1st Period
SIGN Before 2nd Period
SIGN Lunch Break
SIGN End of Day
[11:49] CHISA
Where'd all these people come from?!
[11:52] IORI
Exactly! You guys are being a nuisance!
[11:54] KOHEI
Have some shame!
[11:56] SHINICHIRO
You expect us to ignore a ticket to OWU Fest?!
[12:00] HAJIME
They fetch a pretty penny in some places!
[12:02] IORI
If Chisa isn't familiar with you,
you need to get out now!
[12:06] GUYS
Screw you! Open up!
[12:08] SHINICHIRO
Fortify the defenses!
[12:09] HAJIME
Strangers stay out!
[12:11] KOHEI
We got rid of the rabble for you, milady.
[12:14] CHISA
Uh, I don't think you did
a very good job of it.
[12:17] IORI
And we've still got this many left?
[12:19] HAJIME
It's a lot.
[12:20] KOHEI
Only three of us will get to go with Chisa.
[12:23] YU
Me and two others, then.
[12:27] SHINICHIRO
How will we decide?
[12:28] HAJIME
Fight to the death so there's no hard feelings?
[12:31] KENTA
There's no other way.
[12:32] IORI
Nah, hold it.
[12:35] IORI
How about we have Chisa pick?
[12:37] SHINICHIRO
I see.
[12:38] HAJIME
Makes sense.
[12:39] KOHEI
We'll be Kotegawa's +1s, after all.
[12:41] IORI
You okay with that, Chisa?
[12:43] CHISA
I want to go by myself.
[12:45] IORI
She's okay with it.
SIGN +1 Selection Interviews
[12:51] IORI
Each of us gets two minutes
to state our case, got it?
[12:54] ALL
Right!
[12:56] CHISA
I want to leave.
[12:57] YU
Me first!
SIGN 1st Candidate: Yu Mitarai
[13:01] YU
I'll shoot the first shot.
[13:04] IORI
Mitarai, huh?
[13:05] HAJIME
What's your plan?
[13:07] YU
I'll get her onboard by making
small talk that strikes her fancy.
[13:11] SHINICHIRO
Oh?
[13:13] YU
Do you like sweets, Kotegawa-san?
[13:16] CHISA
As much as anybody else.
[13:18] YU
Thing is, I have a friend in OWU
who'll be running a crepe stand.
[13:23] YU
They'll also have taiyaki
and oshiruko on the menu.
[13:26] YU
I can show you there.
[13:27] CHISA
Actually, in that case...
[13:29] YU
Hmm?
[13:30] CHISA
Why don't you ask that friend for a ticket?
[13:33] YU
Ack!
[13:34] CHISA
There a problem?
[13:34] YU
Uh... you're exactly right, but...
[13:37] RIE
Wha? A ticket? Excuse me? Are you serious?
[13:41] YU
I kinda can't really get
in touch with her right now.
[13:44] SHINICHIRO
Shut yer trap, shithead!
[13:45] KOHEI
Damn normie!
[13:47] KENTA
Get lost if you've got other options!
[13:48] IORI
Chisa! Don't pick him!
SIGN 2nd Candidate: Shinichiro Yamamoto
[13:52] SHINICHIRO
I'll go next.
[13:55] KENTA
Why's he so confident?
[13:58] SHINICHIRO
I'll hit her with my unbridled
passion and get her on my side.
[14:01] IORI
No bells and whistles?
[14:03] HAJIME
You can score points by playing it straight.
[14:08] SHINICHIRO
Kotegawa-san.
[14:09] CHISA
Wh-What?
[14:10] SHINICHIRO
I'm putting it all on the line for OWU Fest.
I will score a girlfriend there.
[14:16] CHISA
Y-You don't say.
[14:17] IORI
Yeah, no.
[14:18] KOHEI
Not happening.
[14:20] SHINICHIRO
I'll give up on it if you say no
and won't budge.
[14:23] SHINICHIRO
But in return...
[14:25] SHINICHIRO
Please be my girlfriend.
[14:31] IORI
Don't hand it over, Chisa!
[14:33] KOHEI
That's dastardly, Yamamoto!
[14:34] HAJIME
That's not passion! It's a veiled threat!
[14:37] SHINICHIRO
I'll do whatever it takes!
[14:41] CHISA
I-I already have a boyfriend.
[14:45] IORI
Stop that, Chisa. They might
take my head right here and now.
SIGN 3rd Candidate: Kohei Imamura
[14:51] KOHEI
I'm next!
[14:52] HAJIME
Okay.
[14:52] KENTA
What's your plan?
[14:53] KOHEI
I'm an awkward guy.
Words aren't my strong suit.
[14:57] IORI
Oho?
[14:57] HAJIME
What'll you do, then?
[14:59] KOHEI
I'll let my back do the talking,
like a real man.
[15:02] IORI
What?
[15:03] HAJIME
A real man's man?!
SIGN There's two more where this
came from - Kohei Imamura
[15:12] KOHEI
There's two more where this came from.
[15:15] YU
Get outta here!
[15:16] HAJIME
You're the furthest thing
from a real man's man!
[15:19] KOHEI
Ideals don't get you into
a voice actress's event!
[15:22] CHISA
Stop trying to bribe me with money.
[15:24] IORI
Well said, Chisa.
[15:26] KOHEI
Very well! You can have my life, then!
[15:29] KENTA
Know when you've lost!
[15:30] SHINICHIRO
Buzz off, scumbag!
SIGN 4th Candidate: Hajime Nojima
[15:34] HAJIME
Allow me to show you how to really
sweet talk your way into a woman's heart.
[15:43] HAJIME
Heya, Kotegawa-san.
You're as pretty as ever.
[15:46] HAJIME
I want this so badly because I don't want
their ugly asses defiling your beauty.
[15:54] HAJIME
You are Sleeping Beauty!
And if I can be your prince, I'll...
[16:01] CHISA
Oh, give me a sec.
[16:08] CHISA
Uh... please continue.
[16:11] HAJIME
Nah, I'm good.
[16:12] SHINICHIRO
You sure showed us, Nojima!
[16:15] KENTA
How to be a failed comedian!
[16:16] YU
"If I can be your prince," what?
[16:19] HAJIME
Shaddup! I woulda had it
if her phone hadn't buzzed!
[16:24] HAJIME
It was you?!
[16:25] KOHEI
You're being pathetic, Nojima!
[16:27] SHINICHIRO
Don't take it out on Kitahara!
[16:29] YU
Your sweet talking lost out to a flimsy phone!
[16:32] HAJIME
Hell no! I was this close!
[16:36] [SONG] SIGN
Thanks
You bailed me out
[16:36] CHISA
Thanks. You bailed me out.
[16:38] HAJIME
Kotegawa-san?!
[16:40] YU
What did you expect, dude?
[16:42] SHINICHIRO
You're doing whatever it takes too, huh?
[16:45] KENTA
Why are you so desperate?
[16:47] IORI
Oh, it's a long story.
[16:50] (Flashback) IORI
So, yeah. I'm only "playing" Chisa's boyfriend.
[16:59] NANAKA
Oh, that's it?
[17:06] NANAKA
I don't know what I would've done
if you two were really dating.
[17:09] IORI
And I don't wanna know.
[17:12] NANAKA
So, Iori-kun, if that's how it is...
[17:15] IORI
Yes?
[17:16] NANAKA
There's zero chance Chisa-chan
will get hit on during OWU Fest, right?
[17:22] IORI
My life is at stake here!
[17:24] IORI
I cannot afford to fail!
[17:26] HAJIME
Hey, it's your turn, Kitahara.
[17:29] KOHEI
Hurry up and go get shot down.
SIGN 5th Candidate: Iori Kitahara
[17:35] YU
Huh?
[17:36] KENTA
What's he doing?
[17:38] IORI
Pick me, Chisa. It's for your own good.
[17:42] CHISA
How, exactly?
[17:45] IORI
Think about it.
[17:47] IORI
You don't wanna see your family members
become a murderer and their victim, do you?
[17:51] CHISA
Wait, what does that mean?
[17:53] CHISA
You're not going to kill me, are you?
[17:56] IORI
Nah, that's not it.
[17:57] IORI
The victim will be me.
[17:59] IORI
And the murderer, Nanaka-san.
[18:01] CHISA
What does Onee-chan have to do with this?
[18:04] IORI
Well, you see...
[18:06] IORI
Nanaka-san is crazily obsessed with you!
[18:09] CHISA
What, really?
I'm sorry she's so sister-obsessed!
[18:15] IORI
No chance that works.
[18:18] IORI
Don't ask me to explain why!
Just pick me, please!
[18:22] CHISA
No.
[18:22] IORI
Okay, fine. I'll do anything you ask.
[18:25] CHISA
Go get run over five times and give up, then.
[18:28] IORI
I'd be getting run over
five times for no reason!
[18:30] IORI
Chisa, please! I'm begging you!
[18:32] KENTA
Stop right there.
[18:33] KOHEI
Your two minutes are up, Kitahara!
[18:35] YU
Make your exit!
[18:36] IORI
Chisa! Chisa!
SIGN 6th Candidate: Kenta Fujiwara
[18:40] KENTA
Guess I'm last up.
[18:42] IORI
Oh, forgot about him.
[18:44] KOHEI
He hasn't interacted with Kotegawa much,
and he has nothing going for him.
[18:48] SHINICHIRO
He stands no chance.
[18:50] KENTA
If you take me with you,
[18:52] KENTA
I won't do anything.
[18:55] KENTA
As long as you let me enter with you,
I'll split up right after,
[18:58] KENTA
and I won't get up to any funny business.
[19:01] KENTA
I promise I won't cause any problems for you.
[19:04] KOHEI
Shoot! That was the answer!
[19:07] IORI
Chisa wasn't looking to gain
any positives from us.
[19:10] IORI
What really mattered to her...
[19:12] IORI
was that we didn't cause her any negatives!
[19:16] KENTA
What do you say, Kotegawa-san?
[19:19] CHISA
That sounds good.
[19:20] YU
He got us!
[19:21] HAJIME
He was the biggest schemer of us all!
[19:23] SHINICHIRO
We can't beat that!
[19:25] IORI
I'm not about to give up that easily.
[19:28] IORI
These idiots are just in it for the girls.
[19:30] IORI
If it doesn't work out,
they don't lose anything.
[19:33] IORI
But I...
[19:36] IORI
I have so much more riding on this!
[19:39] IORI
Oops, I slipped and threw a flying elbow!
[19:43] IORI
What? How did you...
[19:45] KENTA
I knew it.
[19:46] KENTA
I see right through your dirty schemes!
[19:52] KENTA
How... dare... you...
[19:56] KOHEI
Hmph, my bad.
[19:58] KOHEI
I slipped and stuck a chloroform-
drenched hanky in your face.
[20:03] IORI
Oh, that's too bad.
[20:05] SHINICHIRO
Th-Those two...
[20:07] YU
How far are they willing to go?
[20:10] HAJIME
That makes things much simpler, though.
[20:12] SHINICHIRO
I just gotta kill you shitters dead, right?
[20:15] YU
We shoulda done this from the start!
[20:17] IORI
Bring it, jabronis!
[20:18] KOHEI
This is do-or-die!
[20:21] CHISA
All right, time to head out.
[20:24] IORI
Whoa there. Don't try to run away.
[20:27] HAJIME
Wait right there! We'll be done in a jiffy!
[20:29] KOHEI
Come on!
[20:31] KOHEI
Oops, my hand slipped!
[20:37] HAJIME
Die, bitch!
[20:39] CHISA
Stop it!
[20:40] CHISA
I can't stand watching another second of this.
[20:43] CHISA
Good friends shouldn't be fighting like this.
[20:48] CHISA
Friends are meant to be equals, right?
[20:51] CHISA
It's not right for some of you
to benefit while others lose out.
[20:55] CHISA
I want to believe that none of you are
willing to throw your friends under the bus.
[21:01] HAJIME
Kotegawa-san...
[21:03] SHINICHIRO
Friendship ought to be fair and equal, huh?
[21:06] YU
Yeah, that's right.
[21:08] IORI
Sorry about that, Chisa.
[21:10] KOHEI
My apologies.
[21:11] CHISA
I'm glad you understand.
[21:13] CHISA
I'll be using this just for myself...
[21:15] IORI
You know what to do, guys.
[21:18] IORI
We're no longer friends as of this moment!
[21:20] KOHEIYU
Yeah!
[21:20] HAJIME
Now we're free to fight to the death!
[21:24] CHISA
Uh, that wasn't my point.
[21:27] CHISA
I want you to value your friendship
over immediate gains.
[21:32] CHISA
Ugh, enough...
[21:34] YU
Whoa.
[21:35] IORI
What's up, Mitarai?
[21:36] YU
My childhood friend in OWU just pinged me.
[21:40] RIE
"Jeez! Fine, if you insist,
you can have a ticket!
[21:40] [SONG] SIGN
Rie Ohashi
[21:42] RIE
But just this one time, okay?
[21:45] RIE
Next time you break my trust,
I'll crush your jawbone into pieces!"
[21:48] YU
She's giving me a ticket after all.
[21:50] HAJIME
Oho?
[21:51] SHINICHIRO
That takes care of four.
[21:53] IORI
Add Chisa's ticket to that,
and we can all get in.
[21:56] KOHEI
Right.
[21:57] ALL
That's that.
[22:03] NANAKA
Ah, so you're all going
to the OWU Fest together?
[22:06] IORI
Yep! Isn't it great?
[22:08] UNCLE
Why do you look so unhappy, Chisa?
SIGN "First Time at a Women's University"
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
SIGN Oumi Women's University
[01:39] IORI
Heading into my visit to OWU Fest,
SIGN The Mansion of Fortune - East Wing 201
[01:41] IORI
I started looking into ways to pick up girls.
[01:45] [SONG] SIGN
All-Girls College Festival - Essential Guide to Picking Up Girls
SIGN Important
Choose a safe outfit that doesn't stand
out from the crowd
Read the room
Don't be overeager
Try to come off as natural as possible
[01:45] IORI
According to one website,
[01:47] IORI
"Choose a safe outfit that
doesn't stand out from the crowd.
[01:50] IORI
Read the room."
[01:53] IORI
True, an outfit that's too showy,
[01:56] IORI
or one that screams I'm here to
pick up women, will only weird them out.
[01:59] IORI
So I should wear something
appropriate that blends in.
[02:04] IORI
However...
[02:06] IORI
This outfit is most certainly not that.
[02:08] KEIKO
Iori-chan, Ko-chan! Coffee's good to go!
[02:12] IORIKOHEI
Okey-dokey!
SIGN Cakey
Cafe
[02:15] (Flashback) IORIKOHEI
"Cakey Cafe"?
[02:16] (Flashback) IORI
Sounds like a concept conceived
to destroy the dreams of men.
[02:20] (Flashback) KOHEI
What fresh ninth circle of Hell is this?
[02:22] (Flashback) AINA
You see, I'm working with
some girls in my major...
[02:27] (Flashback) AINA
They took a liking to the idea
when they saw this pic.
[02:29] (Flashback) IORI
How were they not weirded out?
[02:31] (Flashback) KOHEI
Guess they're not your friends for nothing.
[02:33] (Flashback) IORI
I'm amazed they're willing
to do this to themselves.
[02:36] (Flashback) KOHEI
Agreed.
[02:37] (Flashback) AINA
You're one to talk!
[02:39] (Flashback) KOHEI
At least nobody will hit on you
if you dress up like this, Kotegawa.
[02:44] (Flashback) AINA
Something happen?
[02:45] (Flashback) KOHEI
Yeah, on the way here.
[02:48] (Flashback) AINA
Wanna help out, then, Chisa?
[02:50] (Flashback) KOHEI
It'll keep the pests away.
[02:51] (Flashback) CHISA
I'd like that, but not like this.
[02:54] (Flashback) IORI
Come on, don't say that.
[02:57] (Flashback) IORI
I beg you...
[02:58] (Flashback) IORI
Please!
[02:59] (Flashback) NANAKA
There's zero chance Chisa-chan
will get hit on during OWU Fest, right?
[03:03] (Flashback) CHISA
Why do you sound so desperate?
[03:05] (Flashback) IORI
"Why"? Are you really
gonna make me spell it out?
[03:09] (Flashback) CHISA
Yeah, why?
[03:11] (Flashback) IORI
Because I wanna see you
look all ugly, that's why.
[03:14] (Flashback) CHISA
Not in a million years, then.
[03:16] (Flashback) IORI
Please!
[03:17] (Flashback) CHISA
Nope!
[03:18] (Flashback) IORI
Just imagine it's a haunted house!
[03:19] (Flashback) CHISA
No way!
[03:19] (Flashback) IORI
You can make friends here if you help out!
[03:22] (Flashback) CHISA
Denied!
[03:22] (Flashback) IORI
You might be able to get those
friends to come diving with you!
[03:27] (Flashback) CHISA
I... I'll consider it.
[03:29] IORI
Too easy.
[03:30] KOHEI
Way too easy.
[03:31] (Flashback) AINA
Chisa...
[03:32] (Flashback) CHISA
But if I'm embarrassing myself,
I'm not doing it alone!
[03:35] (Flashback) IORI
Why would you be alone?
[03:36] (Flashback) KOHEI
Cakey'll be right there with you.
[03:37] (Flashback) AINA
Well, yeah.
[03:38] (Flashback) CHISA
That's not the point.
[03:40] (Flashback) IORI
Then what is?
[03:41] (Flashback) KOHEI
You want him to put on makeup, too?
[03:46] (Flashback) IORI
That's crossing the line!
[03:48] (Flashback) KOHEI
Quit playing!
[03:51] (Flashback) IORI
Chisa?
[03:52] (Flashback) CHISA
Say, Iori?
[03:54] (Flashback) IORI
Yeah?
[03:55] (Flashback) CHISA
Didn't you dress up like Azusa-san before?
[04:02] (Flashback) AINA
I take it Iori's in too, then?
[04:05] (Flashback) CHISA
Okay!
[04:06] (Flashback) IORI
No-kay!
[04:07] (Flashback) KOHEI
Makes sense.
[04:09] (Flashback) IORI
How?
[04:10] (Flashback) KOHEI
Because you have the resume
and track record to pull it off.
[04:13] (Flashback) IORI
Y-You don't say.
[04:15] (Flashback) IORI
Cakey, he can pull off a really natural
female voice! Some "mix-whatever" thing!
[04:19] (Flashback) AINA
Hired!
SIGN Hired
[04:20] (Flashback) KOHEI
Kitahara!
[04:22] (Flashback) IORI
You don't wanna be left out of the fun, do you?
[04:25] (Flashback) KOHEI
Unhand me! I'm here
on a very important mission!
[04:28] (Flashback) AINA
What's that?
[04:29] (Flashback) IORI
He wants to go grab a place in line
for the voice actress concert.
[04:32] (Flashback) AINA
That's not for another eight hours, y'know?
[04:34] (Flashback) KOHEI
So what?
[04:35] (Flashback) AINA
I have a better idea.
[04:36] (Flashback) IORI
You do?
[04:37] (Flashback) KOHEI
I care not.
[04:38] (Flashback) KOHEI
Nothing matters to me right now,
other than today's concert.
[04:41] (Flashback) AINA
My friend has an in. If you help, I'll make
sure you get to meet the voice actress.
[04:47] (Flashback) KOHEI
Roar!
[04:48] (Flashback) KOHEI
Tweet, tweet.
[04:49] (Flashback) IORI
He changed his tune quick!
[04:50] (Flashback) AINA
So you're all helping out with our cafe, right?
[04:54] (Flashback) KOHEI
You got it.
[04:55] (Flashback) IORI
Wrong!
SIGN Cakey
Cafe
[05:06] IORI
All I wanted was to turn Chisa ugly...
[05:09] KOHEI
Less talking, more working, Iori-chan.
[05:11] IORI
She sure is taking her sweet time, though.
[05:13] KOHEI
You know girls take longer to get ready.
[05:15] [SONG] SIGN
Yuuna: "Come on! Girls take longer to get ready, Onii-chan!"
[05:16] YUUNA
Come on! Girls take longer
to get ready, Onii-chan!
[05:21] IORI
Like you'd know.
[05:22] AINA
Here she is.
[05:26] KOHEI
Oh?
[05:29] IORI
Ooh?
[05:31] AINA
Go on, don't be shy.
[05:34] CHISA
Don't stare so much.
[05:38] IORI
Masterful job, Cakey.
[05:40] KOHEI
She's dressed to kill.
Kill everything good about her.
[05:42] AINA
See what I can do?
[05:44] CHISA
I should've never agreed to this.
[05:46] KANAKO
Huh? Who's all this?
[05:48] IORI
I smell cake!
[05:50] KEIKO
Friends of yours, Aina?
SIGN cake cake cake
[05:51] AINA
Yep. They're helping out.
[05:53] KIYOKO
Really? Thanks!
[05:57] [SONG] SIGN
cake cake cake cake
[05:57] KANAKO
Nice to meet you. I'm Kanako Iida.
[06:00] KEIKO
I'm Keiko Suzuki.
[06:01] KIYOKO
And I'm Kiyoko Kamio.
[06:03] CHISA
Uh, Chisa Kotegawa.
[06:05] KANAKO
Something wrong?
[06:06] IORI
Don't know how to say this...
[06:08] KOHEI
...but this isn't our first time meeting.
[06:12] [SONG] SIGN
cake cake cake
[06:13] KEIKO
Wait, these two are Iori-kun and Kohei-kun?
[06:17] KIYOKO
Holy cow!
[06:20] KANAKO
Hey, pfft... Kikko, you're laughing too much.
[06:23] CHISA
You know them?
[06:25] IORI
In passing.
[06:26] KOHEI
'Tis a cursed memory.
[06:27] KANAKO
Gosh, sorry about back then.
[06:30] KOHEI
Hey! She just took a pic!
[06:33] IORI
Seriously? Delete it, please!
[06:35] KEIKO
We'll let you in on the secret.
[06:37] KIYOKO
Aina asked us to make sure that mixer failed.
[06:43] IORI
How could you, Cakey!
[06:44] KOHEI
What's the meaning of this?
[06:47] AINA
I... I didn't mean anything by it.
[06:49] KEIKO
Gee, I wonder why she did that.
[06:51] KANAKO
Maybe there was a boy
she didn't want to risk losing out on.
[06:55] AINA
Hey! Say one more word,
and I'll seriously lose it!
[06:58] KANAKO
And you must be Iori-kun's girlfriend.
We've heard so much about you.
[07:02] KANAKO
Thanks for helping out today!
[07:04] KIYOKO
Sorry you had to look all weird for us.
[07:07] KEIKO
Aina doesn't know the meaning of restraint.
[07:09] CHISA
Uh...
[07:10] KANAKO
Can we call you Chisa?
[07:11] CHISA
Oh, yes.
[07:12] KEIKO
You can call me Keiko.
[07:14] KIYOKO
And me, Kikko.
[07:15] IORI
So this is the all-girls college fest
of my dreams...
[07:20] [SONG] SIGN
College Girls
[07:23] [SONG] SIGN
College Girls
[07:25] [SONG] SIGN
College Boy
[07:27] IORI
I don't know what I expected,
but it wasn't this!
[07:31] AINA
What're you moping for?
[07:32] IORI
You answer my question first!
[07:34] AINA
What? What is it?
[07:35] IORI
Why do we get to wear normal makeup?
Make us as cakey as the rest of you!
[07:41] KOHEI
Good point.
[07:42] AINA
I just figured all the problems
would head your way if I did this.
[07:46] MAN 3
That's too much makeup. It's caked on.
[07:49] MAN 4
If we're hitting on anyone here,
it's those two.
[07:51] IORIKOHEI
Ack!
[07:52] KOHEI
I'm getting chills!
[07:53] IORI
I woulda killed myself
if I didn't have nerves of steel!
SIGN Cakey
Cafe
[07:57] IORI
Why is this place even getting guests?
[08:00] KOHEI
Are people here for the thrill?
[08:02] AINA
Rude.
[08:03] KIYOKO
We're having tons of fun.
[08:06] KANAKO
My sister came to hang out,
and she's enjoying herself too.
[08:09] IORI
Are you sure this is
what you sisters want to be?
[08:12] KOHEI
Your parents would faint
if they saw you like this.
[08:14] IORI
I'd rather die than have
anyone I know see me like this...
[08:18] AZUSA
Yoohoo!
[08:19] AZUSA
Talk about cakey!
[08:20] AINA
Hey, Azusa-san.
[08:22] AZUSA
I came to hang for a bit.
[08:24] AINA
Feel free.
[08:26] CHISA
Welcome.
[08:27] AZUSA
Wait, is that Chi-chan?
[08:30] CHISA
Y-Yes.
[08:32] [SONG] SIGN
badump badump
[08:32] AINA
I'm impressed you could tell.
[08:34] AZUSA
'Course I could. Can I take a photo?
[08:36] CHISA
Absolutely not!
[08:42] [SONG] SIGN
badump badump
[08:43] IORI
Badump!
[08:49] IORI
What are you doing?!
[08:50] AZUSA
I knew it was you, Iori! How cute!
[08:53] IORI
Don't flip my skirt up to check!
[08:55] CHISA
Look who's talking.
[08:57] AINA
Aren't you naked most of the time?
[08:59] AZUSA
Which means that's Kohei over there.
[09:02] KOHEI
Exactamundo!
[09:04] IORI
Yeah, I'm more myself
in the nude. Time to strip.
[09:07] CHISA
Don't you dare!
[09:08] AINA
They'll cancel our cafe,
so keep the clothes on!
[09:10] MAYA
Huh? Azusa?
[09:13] [SONG] SIGN
Caked
[09:16] AZUSA
Hey, is that you, Maya?!
[09:18] MAYA
Correct!
[09:19] AZUSA
It's been ages! Everything good?
[09:20] IORI
How can she recognize people in that state?
[09:21] MAYA
Not at all! Work is hell every single day.
[09:23] CHISA
I mean, it's Azusa-san.
[09:24] AZUSA
Same as ever, then!
[09:26] KANAKO
Huh? What are you doing, Sis?
[09:29] AINA
Wait, you know Kanako's older sister?
[09:32] AZUSA
Yep!
[09:33] MAYA
We haven't met up in a while, though.
[09:35] AZUSA
Or got it on like old times.
[09:37] MAYA
C'mon, Azusa, don't make it sound dirty.
[09:40] AZUSA
P-People might take it out of context.
[09:43] CHISA
In what way?
[09:44] IORI
Let's not go there!
[09:46] AZUSA
Oh, right. Are you busy right now, Iori?
[09:49] IORI
Unfortunately.
[09:50] AZUSA
Aw, too bad. I wanted your help.
[09:54] IORI
For what?
[09:55] AZUSA
Oh, my friend's on the festival committee.
[09:59] AZUSA
They said the concert setup is behind schedule.
They might end up having to shorten it.
[10:04] KOHEI
I'm your dog, at your service!
[10:06] KOHEI
I'll go get changed into
a more comfortable outfit!
[10:09] AZUSA
You okay with it?
[10:10] AINA
Kinda have to be.
[10:12] CHISA
He'd snap for real if we stopped him.
[10:15] IORI
I'll help with the setup, too.
[10:17] AINA
Not you!
[10:18] CHISA
Denied!
[10:19] IORI
But why?!
[10:21] KOHEI
I'm good to go.
[10:23] CHISA
What happened to comfortable?
[10:24] AINA
Can you really set up equipment like that?
[10:27] KOHEI
Today, this is my strongest form!
[10:30] CHISA
O-Oh yeah?
[10:32] AINA
If you say so.
[10:35] AZUSA
That's so Kohei.
I'll be borrowing him for a while.
[10:38] KOHEI
Let us hurry!
[10:40] MAYA
What an outfit.
[10:42] IORI
He's always like that.
[10:44] MAYA
He is?
[10:45] IORI
Yeah. Every bit as gross as he looks.
[10:50] MAYA
Oh...
[10:51] IORI
I keep telling him how gross
he is, but he never listens.
[10:57] MAYA
That's so mean.
[11:00] IORI
Did you say something?
[11:01] MAYA
Nothing.
[11:03] IORI
Oh, okay.
[11:04] MAYA
I guess that's how someone's hobby
comes off when you don't get it.
[11:09] IORI
True. But that's exactly
why I also believe this.
[11:13] MAYA
What?
[11:16] IORI
He's an...
[11:25] IORI
There's even more work
to do now with Kohei gone.
[11:28] CHISA
Better work faster, then.
[11:30] IORI
Yeah, yeah.
[11:32] IORI
Welco...
[11:33] IORI
...me?!
[11:35] HAJIME
Table for four.
[11:36] YU
Sure is hot out.
[11:38] SHINICHIRO
I'm thirsty.
[11:40] IORI
No! Why are these shitheads here?!
[11:43] IORI
I wish I hadn't been the one to greet them!
[11:45] YU
Is something wrong, miss?
[11:49] HAJIME
If you're not feeling well,
let me stroke your back for you.
[11:52] SHINICHIRO
Putting on the moves instantly, huh?
[11:54] KENTA
Control yourself.
[11:56] YU
You can ignore this guy.
[11:58] IORI
Huh?
[11:59] IORI
These guys...
[12:00] SHINICHIRO
Something on my face?
[12:02] KENTA
Nah, not really.
[12:03] YU
Ugly as always.
[12:05] HAJIME
Look at me instead of his ugly mug, milady.
[12:08] IORI
Have they not realized it's me?
[12:11] SHINICHIRO
Me, ugly? If that's a joke, it ain't funny.
[12:14] YU
Oh, it came straight from the heart.
[12:16] HAJIME
Go look in a mirror.
[12:18] KENTA
And face reality.
[12:20] IORI
I'll show you to your table.
[12:22] YU
Sure.
[12:24] KENTA
What's with this place?!
[12:26] SHINICHIRO
OWU... makeup...
[12:29] HAJIME
Forget about that mixer already, Yamamoto!
[12:31] KENTA
Good thing at least this girl's a hottie, huh?
[12:34] IORI
Phew. They don't know.
[12:36] IORI
But why are they here anyway?
[12:39] SHINICHIRO
Man, Mitarai, I must say...
[12:41] HAJIME
You're one nasty schemer, you know that?
[12:44] KENTA
Nice idea.
[12:45] YU
You know it.
[12:46] SHINICHIRO
Can't believe you suggested
coming here early without Kitahara.
[12:49] IORI
Flinch!
[12:50] YU
I mean, the tickets are valid for four people.
[12:52] KENTA
So there'll be plenty of groups
of four for us to target.
[12:55] SHINICHIRO
If we'd gone in a team of five,
we'd have one extra.
[12:59] HAJIME
Cutting that shithead out was
the best way to avoid any conflict.
[13:02] HAJIME
Besides, you know how he dresses.
[13:04] KENTA
He's basically half-naked all the time.
[13:06] YU
That perv would've tanked
our chances of success.
[13:10] SHINICHIRO
Cutting him out was the right move.
[13:12] IORI
Ah, I see now.
[13:15] IORI
I was going to take the high road so they
wouldn't find out it's me, but too bad.
[13:19] IORI
I'm gonna have to show 'em hell!
[13:23] HAJIME
All right, how about some drinks?
[13:25] YU
Excuse me! Can we order?
[13:28] IORI
Of course. What will it be?
[13:31] IORI
For you?
[13:32] YU
Iced coffee for me.
[13:34] IORI
Certainly.
[13:36] IORI
And for you, sir?
[13:37] HAJIME
Iced coffee for me too.
[13:39] IORI
Certainly.
[13:41] IORI
And for the virgin over there?
[13:44] SHINICHIRO
Hey, who asks like that?!
[13:45] SHINICHIRO
I'm not a virgin!
[13:47] YU
Sit down, virgin.
[13:48] KENTA
Don't yell at the girl, virgin.
[13:50] HAJIME
Your fault for looking like a virgin, virgin.
[13:53] IORI
My apologies.
[13:55] IORI
All I could see was a virgin, nothing else.
[13:58] SHINICHIRO
Some apology that was!
You're just tacking on more insults!
[14:01] YU
Facts are facts.
[14:03] HAJIME
That's all I see, too.
[14:05] IORI
Let me ask again.
[14:07] IORI
What will the virgin-for-life have?
[14:09] SHINICHIRO
We don't know what the future holds!
[14:12] HAJIME
Sit down, eternal virgin.
[14:14] YU
Facts are facts.
[14:16] KENTA
Better luck next life.
[14:18] SHINICHIRO
Fine. Iced coffee.
[14:21] IORI
Certainly. Let me double-check your order.
[14:25] IORI
Three cherry cokes, yes?
SIGN Cherry Boys
[14:28] HAJIMEYUKENTA
He's the only virgin here!
[14:29] SHINICHIRO
I didn't order that either!
[14:33] IORI
I'm sorry. That was just a fun little joke.
[14:36] KENTA
Fun little...
[14:37] SHINICHIRO
It hurt my very soul, though.
[14:39] YU
Oh, so it was just a fun little joke.
[14:42] HAJIME
You're so playful.
[14:43] IORI
I'm really sorry.
[14:46] IORI
How would you like some
coffee-flavored cocktails?
[14:49] YU
Oh, you serve booze?
[14:51] HAJIME
Coffee-flavored cocktails, huh...
[14:53] SHINICHIRO
Not a bad idea.
[14:55] SHINICHIRO
Let's pre-game before we go hit on girls.
[14:57] HAJIME
Sounds good.
[14:58] YU
I'll have one too.
[14:59] IORI
Thank you.
[15:01] IORI
Please give us a bit.
[15:03] YU
Sure thing.
[15:04] HAJIME
We'll wait.
[15:06] KENTA
What about my order?
[15:09] IORI
How weird.
[15:11] IORI
Where is it?
[15:13] AINA
What're you looking for?
[15:14] IORI
Hey, Cakey.
[15:15] IORI
I can't find the Spirytus.
[15:17] [SONG] SIGN
Spirytus (Alcohol)
[15:19] AINA
Can you not take it
for granted that we'd have it?
[15:22] AINA
What even is the order?
[15:24] IORI
Coffee-flavored cocktails.
[15:26] AINA
Use this Kahlua, then.
[15:29] IORI
I can't take them out with this
weak-ass booze, though.
[15:31] AINA
What are you trying to do to our guests?!
[15:33] AINA
Don't cause a fuss,
or security will throw you out!
[15:38] IORI
Ugh, fine. Guess I'll have to use this.
[15:41] AINA
Also, don't toilet squat in a maid outfit!
[15:46] IORI
Here's your order!
[15:48] SHINICHIRO
Aye, let's go!
[15:50] YU
Doesn't look any different from actual coffee.
[15:52] KENTA
Uh...
[15:53] HAJIME
You said coffee-flavored.
Did you use Kahlua, then?
[15:55] IORI
Yes, I used Kahlua for the base...
[15:58] IORI
and ink for the coloring!
[16:03] SHINICHIRO
Why the hell would you add ink?!
[16:05] HAJIME
Kahlua has plenty of color by itself!
[16:07] IORI
Sorry, I thought it'd make it better.
[16:10] YU
Make what better, exactly?!
[16:12] IORI
I'm profusely sorry.
[16:15] KENTA
Uh...
[16:16] IORI
Can I make it up to you by
giving you my contact details?
[16:23] KENTA
Uh...
[16:25] IORI
I don't have my phone on me,
so could you give me yours?
[16:28] IORI
I'll add my contact.
[16:30] YU
A-OK!
[16:31] SHINICHIRO
You better share later!
[16:33] HAJIME
You're dead if you keep it to yourself!
[16:40] IORI
Ah!
[16:40] SHINICHIRO
Is something wrong?
[16:42] IORI
I went and pressed the wrong thing.
[16:44] YU
Oh, it happens.
[16:46] SHINICHIRO
It's someone else's phone.
[16:48] HAJIME
I don't blame ya.
[16:50] YU
Did you enter the wrong ID?
[16:52] IORI
No, I slipped up and...
[16:54] IORI
sent this person here this text.
[16:57] YU
"Picking up girls in the Cakey Cafe rn."
[17:00] RIE
"Wait, what?"
[17:02] RIE
"I'm coming over."
[17:05] YU
That's one absurd slip-up right there!
[17:08] IORI
I'm sorry. I'm terrible with gadgets.
[17:11] SHINICHIRO
Don't worry about it.
[17:13] HAJIME
He deserves it for hitting on chicks
when he already has a lady.
[17:16] YU
Hey, don't tell her I have a lady!
[17:20] YU
Wha?
[17:27] HAJIME
It's dangerous. Come this way.
[17:29] IORI
Okay.
[17:30] SHINICHIRO
Quit wrapping your arm around her shoulder!
[17:32] HAJIME
Oh, my bad.
[17:38] IORI
Um, if you don't mind...
[17:43] IORI
there's someone I'd like you to meet.
[17:46] HAJIME
Wow.
[17:48] IORI
Please?
[17:52] HAJIME
Your parents, you mean?
[17:54] HAJIME
While I do think we're jumping
the gun, I'll do it for you.
[17:58] HAJIME
I'll meet them.
[18:06] HAJIME
Huh?
[18:08] IORI
That man started touching me
and saying, "I'll never let you go."
[18:13] SECURITY A
Thanks for the report.
[18:14] SECURITY B
You're coming with us.
[18:16] HAJIME
Let me go! This is a mistake!
[18:19] SHINICHIRO
No, I saw it too.
[18:21] YU
He's definitely a molester.
[18:24] HAJIME
If I am, then he is too!
[18:27] SHINICHIRO
What?!
[18:29] IORI
While you're taking out the trash,
take him away too.
[18:32] YU
Trash?!
[18:33] BOYS
Let me go!
[18:34] BOYS
Stop that!
[18:35] BOYS
Ow, you're hurting me!
[18:37] IORI
Heh. At last, the evil is defeated.
[18:41] IORI
Aight. It's 2 PM soon.
[18:44] AINA
Hey, Iori.
[18:46] AINA
I told you not to cause a fuss, didn't I?
[18:57] HAJIME
That was you, you bastard?!
[18:59] SHINICHIRO
How dare you mock my innocence!
[19:01] YU
How are ya gonna fix this?!
[19:03] IORI
Shaddup!
[19:11] HAJIME
Let's stop. It's pointless.
[19:13] SHINICHIRO
Fair.
[19:14] YU
We're wasting time like this.
SIGN No Entry
[19:16] HAJIME
How about we go grab a drink?
[19:18] IORI
Doesn't look like we're getting back in.
[19:21] HAJIME
I mean, if we did get back in...
[19:24] SHINICHIRO
...who'd want to go see girls like those?
[19:27] YU
Good point.
[19:30] YU
What's that?
[19:31] HAJIME
Looks like a production truck.
SIGN Izu-no-Ko
Wide LIVE Broadcast
[19:34] SHINICHIRO
They came to cover the fest?
[19:36] SHINICHIRO
No wonder those tickets were gone in a flash.
[19:40] IORI
We can watch it on mobile.
[19:42] HAJIME
Show us.
SIGN Izu-no-Ko Wide LIVE Broadcast
[19:43] REPORTER
Here's a quirky cafe that
boasts staff with heavy makeup.
[19:47] REPORTER
It seems we were too late, however,
since they've switched over to the second half.
[19:52] YU
Second half?
[19:53] SHINICHIRO
What's that about?
[19:55] REPORTER
In the second half, they cleanse the makeup
[19:57] REPORTER
so guests can enjoy the contrast
between both halves.
[20:01] ALL
Huh?
[20:02] KANAKOKEIKOKIYOKO
We're the Cakey Cafe!
[20:04] KANAKOKEIKOKIYOKO
The second half starts now! Please come visit!
[20:09] AINA
Please.
[20:11] CHISA
Please...
[20:12] IORI
So it seems.
[20:14] SHINICHIRO
A second half without the gaudy makeup?!
[20:16] YU
I didn't know those girls were this cute!
[20:19] HAJIME
I wish I'd known!
[20:21] YU
We can't go back in, though.
SIGN Oumi Women's University
[20:24] HAJIME
No tickets, either.
[20:25] SHINICHIRO
Oh, well.
[20:27] IORI
Yeah...
[20:28] IORI
It sucks, but there's nothing we can do.
[20:35] ALL
We'll lick your boots!
[20:37] SECURITY
Seriously, stop.
[20:39] IORI
We won't cause any problems!
[20:41] SHINICHIRO
Want a shoulder massage?
[20:42] HAJIME
How about a free meal?!
[20:43] YU
If it goes well, we'll introduce their friends!
[20:46] SECURITY
Again, that's not the point.
[20:48] IORI
Okay, fine!
[20:50] HAJIME
We'll all strip!
[20:51] YU
And dance naked!
[20:52] SHINICHIRO
Float like a butterfly!
[20:53] SECURITY
Are you listening?
[20:55] IORI
All right, boys, get to it!
[21:02] IORI
We got kicked the hell out this time.
[21:03] YU
They were fuming.
[21:06] HAJIME
Our passion didn't get through to them.
[21:08] SHINICHIRO
How vexing.
[21:10] YU
But hey, we did all we could.
[21:14] SHINICHIRO
We practically begged them.
[21:17] HAJIME
And even that didn't work,
so now we know to drop it.
[21:21] IORI
Yeah, we'll give up on having them let us in...
[21:24] [SONG] SIGN
No Entry
[21:27] IORI
and force ourselves in!
[21:29] ALL
Yeah!
[23:07] KENTA
Uh...
[23:09] KENTA
C-Can I order?
[23:16] IORI
Now, what's on the next episode
of Grand Blue Dreaming?
[23:16] [SONG] SIGN
Preview
[23:19] IORI
Iori here. I hope the hot summer
isn't wearing you out.
[23:23] IORI
The idiots and I came to the
girls' college fest but got thrown out.
[23:28] IORI
But our lust isn't about to give in!
[23:31] IORI
Next episode, we have
"The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation,"
[23:31] [SONG] SIGN
The Idiots' Re-Entry Operation
[23:31] [SONG] SIGN
Kohei Attends the Concert
[23:31] [SONG] SIGN
Sakurako-sama Appears
[23:34] IORI
"Kohei Attends the Concert,"
and "Sakurako-sama Appears"!
[23:37] IORI
Don't miss the next episode!
[23:40] IORI
Rock, paper...
[23:42] IORI
scissors!
SIGN Back to the All-Girls College
SIGN Preview
6 - Back to the All-Girls College
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[01:46] YU
Lights...
[01:47] IORI
Camera...
[01:49] ALL
We want action!
[01:56] YU
Nah, not gonna sleep with anyone.
[01:58] SHINICHIRO
Just gonna stay up... All. Night. Long.
[02:00] IORI
Yooo!
[02:03] SECURITY B
All right, all right.
[02:05] SECURITY A
Take it elsewhere.
SIGN No Entry
[02:08] YU
Okay, what now?
[02:10] SHINICHIRO
Scaling the wall won't work.
[02:12] YU
Which leaves barging straight in.
[02:16] SHINICHIRO
But I don't think we can power our way in.
[02:20] SHINICHIRO
Should we dig a tunnel?
[02:22] YU
We could look for a hole in the wall.
[02:25] IORI
Nah, hold on. There's no need for that.
[02:28] IORIHAJIME
We have a plan.
[02:30] YU
Oho?
[02:31] IORI
And it's plain and simple.
[02:34] IORI
We'll waltz in with our heads held high.
[02:37] IORI
You know how it's hard to stop people
who act like they belong.
[02:41] HAJIME
Make them believe we showed
our ticket and they just missed it.
[02:44] SHINICHIRO
I see!
[02:45] YU
Seriously? That's your plan?
[02:48] IORI
Heh. Don't worry, Mitarai.
[02:50] IORI
This plan has another layer to it.
SIGN Acting like he can't hear 'em through the headphones
SIGN Acting like he showed the right ticket
SIGN Acting like a student
SIGN Acting like a grade schooler
[03:15] SECURITY A
I honestly don't know where to start.
[03:17] SECURITY B
Do you take us for fools?
[03:20] SHINICHIRO
Never!
[03:21] HAJIME
We're taking this very seriously.
[03:23] SECURITY B
It's so over.
[03:25] SECURITY A
Japanese education is done.
[03:27] SECURITY B
Anyway, you're not getting back in.
[03:30] SECURITY B
Accept that and go home.
[03:32] HAJIME
Okay, fine, but could you tell us
how to get to the station?
[03:36] IORI
Now! Go!
[03:42] SECURITY A
Hold it!
[03:43] YU
Darn!
[03:44] SECURITY A
That was close!
[03:46] SECURITY B
Can't take our eyes off these guys!
[03:48] IORI
You fools.
[03:48] HAJIME
Hook, line, and sinker.
[03:50] IORIHAJIME
Those two were decoys!
[03:52] SECURITYAB
What?!
[03:53] YUSHINICHIRO
Hell nah!
[03:57] IORI
Let me go!
[03:58] SHINICHIRO
Not on your life!
[04:00] YU
I don't care how stupid this is!
[04:03] SHINICHIRO
One for all, all for one!
[04:06] YUSHINICHIRO
You're not getting in without us!
SIGN No Entry
[04:11] HAJIME
I can't believe you grabbed our legs!
[04:14] IORI
Who gets in the way of their friends?!
[04:16] SHINICHIRO
Shut it, you traitors!
[04:17] YU
We never agreed to be your decoys!
[04:21] SECURITY B
This is really unnecessary advice, but...
[04:23] SECURITY A
Have you guys ever thought
about working together?
[04:27] IORI
Damn it. We were so close.
[04:30] HAJIME
We should've planned that better.
[04:31] SHINICHIRO
You call that close?
[04:33] YU
How optimistic are you guys?
[04:35] SHINICHIRO
We're wasting too much time.
[04:38] HAJIME
Guys are probably lining up in droves
for those girls, out of makeup.
[04:41] IORI
Oh, right!
SIGN Not attractive
SIGN Hot stuff!
[04:43] IORI
Chisa isn't wearing
that gaudy makeup right now!
[04:45] IORI
Which means there's a chance she'll get hit on!
[04:47] NANAKA
Iori-kun...
[04:51] IORI
We gotta counterfeit a ticket!
[04:53] YU
Nah, disguise ourselves as staff!
[04:55] SHINICHIRO
Act like we're injured!
[04:56] HAJIME
Parachute in from the sky!
[04:58] AZUSA
Huh? What are you doing, Iori?
[05:01] [SONG] SIGN
OWU Fest Staff
[05:06] HAJIME
Hey, Kitahara! Who's that baddie?!
[05:08] SHINICHIRO
You know her?!
[05:09] YU
Introduce us!
[05:10] AZUSA
Friends of yours?
[05:11] IORI
It depends.
[05:13] IORI
Give it up. You guys don't have
a chance in hell with her.
[05:18] HAJIME
Hm? I mean, she is very hot.
[05:21] YU
Is she that picky?
[05:23] IORI
That, and...
[05:26] IORI
You're out of your depth.
SIGN Out of your depth
[05:28] SHINICHIRO
"Out of our depth"?
[05:29] YU
What does that even mean?
[05:31] AZUSA
So, what are you doing?
[05:34] IORI
Thing is...
[05:36] AZUSA
And you got thrown out?
[05:38] HAJIME
Yeah, yeah.
[05:40] SHINICHIRO
This sucks so much!
[05:42] YU
Is there any way to fix this?
[05:43] AZUSA
I don't know...
[05:46] IORI
Oh... in that case,
[05:49] IORI
can you at least make Chisa ugly?
[05:51] AZUSA
Huh? Where did that come from?
[05:53] IORI
I'm scared of what Nanaka-san
will do if Chisa gets hit on.
[05:55] AZUSA
Ah, I see now.
[05:57] AZUSA
What's your plan once you get in?
[05:59] IORI
Hit on girls.
[06:00] AZUSA
I love that you have one brain cell.
[06:05] AZUSA
Okay! I'll figure something out!
[06:07] IORI
Thank you so much!
[06:09] AZUSA
I'll let you guys in if you help Kohei
with the concert setup, too.
[06:13] ALL
Seriously?!
[06:15] AZUSA
But it's hard work, okay?
[06:17] YU
We'll be fine!
[06:17] SHINICHIRO
Anything Imamura can do...
[06:19] HAJIME
...we can do better!
[06:21] AZUSA
You don't say.
[06:22] AZUSA
Okay, boys! Follow me!
[06:24] ALL
Yes, ma'am!
[06:33] YU
This is actually hard work!
[06:35] IORI
Don't talk to me.
[06:36] SHINICHIRO
Takes too much energy to respond.
[06:38] HAJIME
Is Imamura really doing all this too?
[06:41] YU
No way his body can handle this.
[06:53] IORI
Looks like it can.
[06:55] STAFF
Over here, Imamura-san!
[06:56] HAJIME
I can't believe it.
And the staff actually trust him.
[06:57] STAFF
Imamura-san!
[06:59] SHINICHIRO
I've never seen him look so serious before.
[07:03] IORI
Oh, to hell with it.
[07:06] HAJIME
Let's get to it, guys.
[07:09] ALL
Aye!
[07:14] SAKURAKO
He's so hot, huh?
[07:15] NATSUMI
I get it!
[07:18] YUKI
He's like the standoffish pretty boy!
[07:21] NATSUMI
Think he has a girlfriend?
[07:22] SAKURAKO
Let's try talking to him later.
[07:25] SHINICHIRO
You know what to do, right?
That guy betrayed us!
[07:28] YU
We have to make him suffer.
[07:30] HAJIME
Especially around the face.
[07:31] IORI
Hold up.
[07:33] ALL
Huh?
[07:34] YU
Why stop us, Kitahara?
[07:36] SHINICHIRO
You wanna let him get away with this?
[07:38] HAJIME
We need to give him a slow, painful death!
[07:40] IORI
You guys are such simpletons.
[07:44] IORI
This is why you can't land any chicks.
[07:46] ALL
Say what?!
[07:48] IORI
Listen up. Kohei's our friend.
[07:51] SHINICHIRO
He was, 'til a moment ago.
[07:52] HAJIME
Soon, it'll be ancient history.
[07:54] IORI
You're not getting it.
[07:55] IORI
We can use him as bait to lure those girls in!
[08:00] SAKURAKO
What do you say?
[08:01] NATSUMI
Should we invite him?
[08:02] IORI
Boy, this sure is hard work!
[08:06] YU
Aren't you thirsty?
[08:07] SAKURAKO
Actually, yeah.
[08:08] YUKI
This sure takes a toll on you, huh?
[08:11] SHINICHIRO
Huh? But you're not doing anyth—
[08:13] HAJIME
Watch your mouth.
[08:15] SAKURAKO
I should've taken makeup classes, honestly.
[08:18] YUKI
Who cares about some stupid
voice actress concert?
[08:21] SHINICHIRO
I hear ya.
[08:22] HAJIME
At these times...
[08:23] HAJIME
you could kill for a cold one, huh?
[08:26] NATSUMI
Oh, totally.
[08:28] YUKI
I want one too!
[08:30] YU
How about we grab a drink together later, then?
[08:33] IORI
Call it a wrap-up party.
[08:35] NATSUMI
Oh, I don't know...
[08:37] YUKI
What do you say?
[08:39] IORI
We'll bring that guy with us, too.
[08:41] SAKURAKO
Huh?
[08:45] SAKURAKO
No thanks.
[08:46] HAJIME
Get outta here!
[08:47] SHINICHIRO
Nobody called you!
[08:49] KENTA
I'll never let my friends
enjoy life without me!
[08:51] IORI
That's not who we meant!
[08:53] YU
We were talking about him!
[08:55] NATSUMI
Oh, him?
[08:57] YUKI
Really?
[08:58] SAKURAKO
I'm in, then!
[08:59] IORI
All right!
[09:00] YU
See you after work, then.
[09:02] GIRLS
Okay!
[09:05] YU
Now, then...
[09:06] SHINICHIRO
Way to show up just as things
were getting good.
[09:09] HAJIME
What were you even up to?
[09:10] KENTA
I was worried sick about you guys.
[09:13] IORI
You sure don't look it.
[09:14] YU
Bet you enjoyed your time here alone!
[09:17] KENTA
None of that matters anymore, right?
[09:20] SHINICHIRO
You got that right.
[09:22] HAJIME
We finally got our foot in the door.
[09:26] ALL
We gotta make it count!
[09:31] CHIEF
I'm so glad we finished the setup.
You were a great help.
[09:34] KOHEI
Anything for my Kaya-sama.
[09:37] CHIEF
You must be a massive fan.
[09:39] CHIEF
You can have this as a reward.
[09:42] KOHEI
Is that a concert token?
[09:44] KOHEI
And it's number 001?!
[09:46] CHIEF
You should watch from the good seats!
[09:51] KOHEI
Thank you... so much!
[09:53] CHIEF
You're crying for real? As a grown man?!
[09:58] IORI
I'm so happy for you, Kohei.
[10:01] HAJIME
Now you don't have to queue up,
[10:04] SHINICHIRO
which means you can come drinking with us.
[10:07] KOHEI
Wh-What's with you guys?
Are you after this token?!
[10:10] YU
Not at all.
[10:11] IORI
Relax. We have zero interest in that.
[10:14] SHINICHIRO
Let's just go drinking!
[10:16] KOHEI
But I have a concert to go to!
[10:18] KENTA
It's fine. We'll be drinking
in a classroom nearby.
[10:21] YU
Just come along for starters.
You can leave whenever you want.
[10:24] KOHEI
Don't make me regret this!
[10:28] ALL
Cheers!
[10:30] SAKURAKO
Hey, what's your name? I'm Sakurako!
[10:32] YUKI
I'm Yuki! What school do you go to?
[10:34] NATSUMI
And I'm Natsumi. Do you have a girlfriend?
[10:39] SAKURAKO
He's getting all shy! So cute!
[10:41] SAKURAKO
Come on, tell us your name.
[10:43] KOHEI
Kohei Imamura...
[10:46] SAKURAKO
Oh, so you're Kohei-kun.
[10:49] YUKI
You're a first-year? You look more mature.
[10:51] NATSUMI
What do you usually do in your free time?
[10:53] KOHEI
Uh, I...
[10:55] IORI
Listen, Kohei.
[10:57] IORI
Isn't it almost time?
[10:59] SHINICHIRO
I'm sure you need to prep too.
[11:01] HAJIME
You should get going,
you piece of trash.
[11:03] KOHEI
Oh, you're right.
[11:05] KOHEI
Okay!
[11:05] KOHEI
See you later!
[11:06] SAKURAKO
What? You're leaving already?
[11:09] YUKI
Drink with us some more!
[11:11] KOHEI
I have important matters to get to.
[11:13] NATSUMI
What...
[11:15] YUKI
It can't be that important.
[11:17] SAKURAKO
You'll have more fun drinking with us!
[11:22] YU
Nah, don't stop him.
[11:24] YU
This really is important to him.
[11:27] SAKURAKO
Really?
[11:28] NATSUMI
What is it anyway?
[11:30] KOHEI
The great Kaya Mizuki's concert.
[11:35] NATSUMI
Huh?
[11:35] YUKI
That's where you're going?
[11:37] KOHEI
Yeah.
[11:39] SAKURAKO
What the heck? Forget that and drink with us!
[11:43] YUKI
Yeah, you'll definitely have more fun here!
[11:46] HAJIME
There, there.
[11:47] IORI
Anime and games are his lifeblood.
[11:50] SHINICHIRO
Let him go.
[11:52] NATSUMI
Seriously? Anime and games?
[11:54] YUKI
Way to sound like a nerd!
[11:57] SAKURAKO
Actually...
[11:59] SAKURAKO
You should grow out of that stuff already.
[12:02] YUKI
Right?
[12:04] SAKURAKO
You're so handsome, Kohei-kun.
[12:07] NATSUMI
Don't ruin your good looks.
[12:08] KOHEI
I don't care! This is what matters to me most!
[12:12] SAKURAKO
Most?
[12:13] NATSUMI
Not drinking with us?
[12:15] YUKI
The concert matters more?
[12:18] NATSUMI
Say what?!
[12:19] YUKI
Don't you think you're being mean?!
[12:20] KOHEI
Sorry, but it's the truth.
[12:22] SAKURAKO
Uh-huh... You don't say.
[12:26] SAKURAKO
It's okay. Get going.
[12:29] YUKINATSUMI
Huh?
[12:29] KOHEI
Thank you.
[12:31] SAKURAKO
Oh, but hang on.
[12:33] KOHEI
What now?
[12:37] SAKURAKO
You've got some dirt on you.
[12:42] KOHEI
Okay, see you.
[12:45] SAKURAKO
Yeah, bye-bye!
[12:47] HAJIME
Get lost!
[12:48] YU
Hope your voice goes hoarse
from all the screaming!
[12:51] SHINICHIRO
Sorry about that.
[12:53] HAJIME
That guy's a massive otaku.
[12:56] IORI
He was dressed like this earlier.
[13:00] NATSUMI
Yikes!
[13:01] YUKI
Is he one of those creepy otaku?!
[13:03] YU
Let's talk about something fun.
[13:06] IORI
Yeah, forget about that guy.
[13:14] SAKURAKO
Wow, you can rent out entire villas?
[13:17] IORI
We used one for our club's training camp.
[13:19] YUKI
Sounds fun!
[13:20] KENTA
It's probably cheaper than staying in a hotel.
[13:22] YU
And I like how you can cook whatever you want.
[13:25] SAKURAKO
Yeah? We should all go sometime, then.
[13:30] ALL
Flinch!
[13:33] SHINICHIRO
Wait, do you mean...
[13:35] KENTA
The three of you girls together?
[13:38] SAKURAKO
What are you saying?
[13:39] NATSUMI
What would we do with just the three of us?
[13:42] YUKI
If it's gonna be a fun overnight trip,
[13:44] YUKI
we should all go together!
SIGN We should all go together
[13:46] YU
G-Gulp!
[13:48] SAKURAKO
I'd love to have a barbecue.
[13:50] NATSUMI
On the beach! Watching the sunset!
[13:53] YUKI
That sounds like so much fun!
[13:56] IORI
Whoa... This can't be real.
[13:59] IORI
I've dreamed of this forever!
[14:03] IORI
Crap, we shouldn't panic!
[14:06] KENTA
Man, a trip would be fun as hell.
[14:09] HAJIME
When should we go?
[14:10] SHINICHIRO
We need to pick a destination, too!
[14:12] IORI
These morons!
[14:13] IORI
At least I should try to give off
an aura of calm confidence!
[14:18] SAKURAKO
Oh, want us to invite our friends?
Make it an even number of boys and girls?
[14:24] IORI
I'll do anything for you!
[14:26] YUKI
Wow, so desperate.
[14:37] KAYA
This fairy tale whispers sweet nothings
[14:41] KAYA
It speaks of a false world
[14:43] KAYA
Trapped inside a dark void
[14:57] SAKURAKO
Oh, I have an idea.
[14:58] HAJIME
What is it, ma'am?
[14:59] SAKURAKO
We should invite Kohei-kun to the beach, too.
[15:03] BOYS
What?
[15:05] SHINICHIRO
I don't know about him.
[15:07] YU
We could try, but who knows if he'll show?
[15:09] NATSUMI
Really?
[15:11] IORI
He picked the concert
over drinking with us, remember?
[15:14] IORI
He's not too interested in real women.
[15:17] SAKURAKO
All the more reason to invite him, then.
[15:19] IORI
Why?
[15:20] SAKURAKO
I mean...
[15:21] SAKURAKO
He ran off and left us hanging, right?
[15:26] YUKI
You said it.
[15:27] SAKURAKO
He's blessed with good looks, so his friends
gotta get him back on the right track.
[15:32] NATSUMI
You make a good point.
Do you have any good ideas?
[15:37] IORI
I didn't realize I'd gotten a notification.
[15:40] KOHEI
"Have you seen my token?"
[15:43] NATSUMI
It needs to be quick and brutal.
[15:46] SAKURAKO
Like, barge into his place
and dump all his merch?
[15:49] YUKI
That might be necessary, yeah.
[15:51] SAKURAKO
For example...
[15:53] SAKURAKO
you do something like this.
[15:58] IORI
Wait, is that Kohei's?
[16:00] HAJIME
That token?
[16:01] SAKURAKO
Yep, yep.
[16:02] NATSUMI
When did you grab that?
[16:04] YUKI
Way to go, Sakurako!
[16:05] SAKURAKO
You know it!
[16:06] KOHEI
"There's no time! Please!"
[16:06] [SONG] SIGN
Kitahara, have you seen my token?
Could you look for it?
There's no time! Please!
[16:09] SAKURAKO
I grabbed it 'cause he was pissing me off.
[16:13] SAKURAKO
But I think I did a good deed.
[16:16] SAKURAKO
He really needs to grow out of that crap.
[16:20] SAKURAKO
Voice actress? Anime? Talk about pathetic.
[16:25] SAKURAKO
I don't get what's good
about that stuff at all.
[16:29] NATSUMI
Right?
[16:30] YUKI
Me neither.
[16:31] SAKURAKO
Hope he learns his lesson.
It's for his own good.
[16:37] IORI
Is that so?
[16:39] SAKURAKO
I'm such a nice person...
[16:44] SAKURAKO
Huh?
[16:45] NATSUMI
Wha...
[16:46] YUKI
S-Sakurako...
[16:50] IORI
A'ight, let's bounce.
[16:52] HAJIME
Yep.
[16:53] SHINICHIRO
Aye.
[16:54] NATSUMI
H-Hold up!
[16:55] NATSUMI
What do you think you're doing to Sakurako?!
[16:57] YUKI
Why'd you suddenly snap?!
[16:59] NATSUMI
You guys called him gross too!
[17:04] HAJIME
Yeah, and?
[17:05] YU
We're free to have our own
opinions about his hobbies.
[17:10] IORI
But you know what?
[17:11] IORI
Getting between him and the stuff
he loves is a whole different story.
[17:17] IORI
He's fine the way he is.
[17:30] IORI
Man...
[17:32] IORI
We ruined a good thing!
[17:37] HAJIME
Our passionate summer!
[17:39] SHINICHIRO
My first time! And I wouldn't
have had to wait until my next life!
[17:45] HAJIME
You ruined it by getting mad!
[17:47] IORI
You coulda fixed it!
[17:54] KOHEI
What are you guys doing?
[17:56] IORI
Right back at ya.
[17:59] IORI
C'mon, there'll be other
concerts you can go to.
[18:02] KOHEI
Kaya-sama's concert was
so good, I can't stop crying!
[18:07] IORI
Huh?
[18:09] HAJIME
Wait, you got in?
[18:11] KOHEI
Yeah... the chief of staff helped me.
[18:15] (Flashback) CHIEF
You lost the token? Are you stupid?
[18:19] (Flashback) CHIEF
Sheesh, I'll figure something out.
[18:22] SHINICHIRO
How long have you been crying?
Didn't the concert end a while ago?
[18:25] YU
If you're that emotional,
you must've gotten a good seat, huh?
[18:29] KOHEI
Nah, I was all the way in the back.
[18:32] IORI
What? Why are you so happy, then?
[18:36] KOHEI
I mean, I was heartbroken at first...
[18:39] KOHEI
But once the concert started,
[18:43] KOHEI
I stopped caring about all that!
[18:50] IORI
Dude, you're so frickin' gross.
[18:52] HAJIME
Right?
[18:53] KOHEI
Shaddup! Don't talk if you fools
can't see Kaya-sama's greatness!
[18:57] KENTA
Nobody cares!
[18:57] SHINICHIRO
We're going drinking. It's on you tonight.
[19:00] KOHEI
Why should I pay?!
[19:01] YU
We're drinking to forget
our failed pickup mission!
[19:06] IORI
Uh... Chisa-san?
[19:08] CHISA
What?
[19:09] IORI
Nobody hit on you, right?
[19:12] CHISA
Technically.
[19:13] IORI
In that case...
[19:15] IORI
why so mad?
[19:20] CHISA
Azusa-san showed up late...
SIGN Cakey
Cafe
[19:22] (Flashback) REPORTER
You must get lots of boys talking to you.
[19:25] (Flashback) CHISA
Er...
[19:26] (Flashback) AZUSA
Oh, the thing about her is...
[19:29] (Flashback) AZUSA
No point hitting on her.
This is what her boyfriend's like.
[19:33] (Flashback) REPORT
Ack.
[19:36] KANAKO
Hello!
[19:42] IORI
Wow, an unusual guest.
[19:43] CHISA
Are you here to dive with us?
[19:45] KANAKO
Nah, that's not it.
[19:47] KANAKO
I came to hand Kohei-kun
something from my sister.
[19:50] KOHEI
What? For me?
[19:52] [SONG] SIGN
Kaya Mizuki
to Kohei Imamura <3
[19:57] KANAKO
It's yours if you want it, she says.
[19:59] KOHEI
Huh?
[20:00] CHISA
Hey, wait...
[20:02] IORI
That name sounds familiar.
[20:03] IORI
Huh? Isn't that the voice actress
who performed...
[20:07] AINA
Correct!
[20:10] KANAKO
My sister's a voice actress.
[20:13] IORI
Wait, so that caked-up girl was...
[20:17] AINA
Yep, it was Kaya Mizuki.
I introduced you like I said I would.
[20:29] KANAKO
Wh-What got into him?!
[20:30] AINA
Don't worry about it.
[20:32] IORI
He's stuck between the joy of meeting her
and the regret of not talking to her.
[20:36] KOHEI
Why? Why didn't you tell me sooner?!
[20:39] AINA
Why would we?
[20:41] CHISA
You wouldn't have gotten any work done.
[20:43] IORI
No doubt.
[20:45] KANAKO
She said she was really happy
when she saw you cheering.
[20:49] KANAKO
She also sang your praises, Iori-kun.
[20:53] IORI
Me?
[20:55] AINA
What did you do?
[20:56] IORI
I don't really remember...
[20:59] [SONG] SIGN
Kaya Mizuki
[21:02] (Flashback) MAYA
That cross-dressing pair was so cute!
[21:05] AZUSA
Iori and Kohei? That was so funny.
[21:09] (Flashback) MAYA
Right, Azusa. Speaking of Iori-kun...
[21:13] MAYA
I get why you're so hot on him now.
[21:17] (Flashback) AZUSA
Did something happen?
[21:18] MAYA
Yep.
[21:20] (Flashback) MAYA
Kinda.
SIGN Cakey
Cafe
[21:22] (Flashback) IORI
He's always like that.
Every bit as gross as he looks.
[21:26] (Flashback) MAYA
I guess that's how someone's hobby
comes off when you don't get it.
[21:30] (Flashback) IORI
True. But that's exactly
why I also believe this.
[21:37] (Flashback) IORI
He's an incredible guy.
[21:41] (Flashback) MAYA
Didn't you just call him gross?
[21:43] (Flashback) IORI
That's exactly why.
[21:45] (Flashback) MAYA
Huh?
[21:46] (Flashback) IORI
He loves it so much that he can't let it go,
even when people call him names.
[21:53] (Flashback) IORI
Don't you think that's really amazing?
[21:57] (Flashback) MAYA
Even when they don't get your hobby at all,
[22:01] (Flashback) MAYA
having friends who
support your passion for it...
[22:11] (Flashback) MAYA
must be the greatest feeling.
[22:21] [SONG] Wada
Translation
Sriram Gurunathan
[22:24] [SONG] Wada
Subtitle Timing
Krzysztof Kunc
[22:32] [SONG] Wada
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[22:35] [SONG] Wada
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SIGN The Sharpie Impact Exam
7 - The Charpy Impact Test
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[01:37] USHIRONOMIYA
All right.
[01:39] USHIRONOMIYA
This is a lecture by Ushironomiya,
the top candidate for promotion to professor.
[01:43] USHIRONOMIYA
You'd better take in every single word!
[01:47] USHIRONOMIYA
Today, we'll be running the Charpy impact test!
[01:51] ALL
'Kay.
[01:52] USHIRONOMIYA
By measuring the difference
in potential energy,
SIGN Experiment
SIGN Specimen
SIGN Hammer
[01:55] USHIRONOMIYA
we can calculate the kinetic energy
needed to destroy the specimen.
SIGN Dial
[01:59] IORI
Talk about a simple experiment.
[02:02] HAJIME
Simple equations, too.
[02:04] SHINICHIRO
This report's gonna be a piece of cake.
[02:06] KOHEI
Totally.
[02:07] USHIRONOMIYA
You guys seem rather confident.
[02:10] IORI
What do you expect?
[02:11] HAJIME
This is high school physics.
[02:13] SHINICHIRO
Too easy for us, right?
[02:16] KOHEI
It'd be harder to screw up.
[02:18] USHIRONOMIYA
Oho?
[02:20] USHIRONOMIYA
So you're saying you'd never
mess up an experiment like this?
[02:23] ALL
Of course!
[02:24] USHIRONOMIYA
I see, I see.
[02:26] USHIRONOMIYA
Then use this.
[02:28] IORI
A cushion?
[02:30] SHINICHIRO
What's this for?
[02:31] KOHEI
Do you want us to do the experiment seated?
[02:34] USHIRONOMIYA
Not quite!
[02:38] USHIRONOMIYA
If you're so smart,
[02:39] USHIRONOMIYA
you can calculate the height where
the hammer won't destroy your crotch, right?
[02:43] ALL
Of all the horrifying ideas!
[02:45] IORI
This is basically bullying!
[02:47] HAJIME
Have you no humanity?!
[02:50] USHIRONOMIYA
What's the problem?
[02:52] USHIRONOMIYA
None of you will ever have
the chance to use it, anyway.
[02:55] ALL
You wanna go, asshole?!
[02:57] USHIRONOMIYA
We'll conduct four trials.
[02:59] USHIRONOMIYA
If you fail to destroy the sample
even once, you won't get credit!
[03:05] IORI
That rat bastard!
[03:06] KOHEI
Four whole times?!
[03:08] HAJIME
I hope Yamamoto's Yamamoto holds out.
[03:11] SHINICHIRO
We're all doing this, right?
We all get a turn, right?!
[03:14] KOHEI
What do we do, though?
[03:16] SHINICHIRO
We can't afford to mess up even once!
[03:18] HAJIME
We can't risk any half-assed heights.
[03:21] IORI
Which means...
[03:22] ALL
The first trial means certain death!
[03:25] HAJIME
Let's start with Yamamoto
since he's already set up.
[03:27] SHINICHIRO
Wait, timeout!
[03:28] SHINICHIRO
Start with Imamura!
He has no interest in real women!
[03:31] HAJIME
Good point.
[03:32] KOHEI
No, it's not!
[03:34] KOHEI
Listen, my crotch is very important.
[03:36] KOHEI
I need it for the middle-school girls
who adore me as their Onii-chan.
[03:40] IORI
Yeah, let's start with him.
[03:41] SHINICHIRO
We should destroy it before he commits a crime.
[03:44] KOHEI
Knock it off!
[03:45] SHINICHIRO
In your dreams!
[03:47] HAJIME
You ticking crime bomb!
[03:48] IORI
Give up and give it up!
[03:50] KOHEI
Why, you...
[03:52] KOHEI
Kitahara has to go first, you guys!
[03:56] KOHEI
He'll eventually make a move on Kote—
[04:00] IORI
Okay, we got Kohei's consent.
Let's get on with it.
[04:04] SHINICHIRO
R-Right...
[04:05] HAJIME
What a ruthless bastard.
[04:11] KOHEI
You scumbags!
[04:12] HAJIME
Tch.
[04:13] SHINICHIRO
He woke up.
[04:14] IORI
Hurry with the setup!
[04:16] KOHEI
Listen to me! I... I...
[04:21] HAJIME
All systems green!
[04:23] SHINICHIRO
Ready to record!
[04:26] IORI
All right! Start the experiment!
[04:28] KOHEI
Stop this now!
[04:33] IORI
Men, salute our fallen hero!
[04:45] IORI
150 degrees was too high, huh?
[04:47] HAJIME
We can probably lower it a bit next time.
[04:50] SHINICHIRO
Glad we got some good data.
[04:52] IORI
Okay, next is...
[04:54] KOHEI
Let me choose the next person to go.
[05:00] IORI
Huh?
[05:01] HAJIMESHINICHIRO
Go for it.
[05:02] IORI
Hell no! Let's decide with RPS!
[05:05] SHINICHIRO
Quiet, you shithead!
[05:07] HAJIME
Our hero chose you, you shithead!
[05:10] IORI
You pieces of trash!
[05:11] IORI
Kohei! We're BFFs, remember?
[05:15] KOHEI
Kitahara, don't tell anyone this,
[05:17] KOHEI
but I have a past report for this experiment.
[05:21] [SONG] SIGN
Material Mechanics
Charpy Impact Test Report
[05:22] KOHEI
And these are the calculations.
[05:24] IORI
Whoa!
[05:25] KOHEI
If you follow it...
[05:27] IORI
...I'll be fine, right?
[05:31] HAJIME
According to this report...
[05:33] SHINICHIRO
The angle should be 138 degrees.
[05:36] IORI
That's pretty high.
[05:37] SHINICHIRO
Okay, let's start.
[05:39] IORI
Sure.
[05:39] KOHEI
By the way, Kitahara.
[05:41] KOHEI
Here's the evaluation for this report.
[05:42] [SONG] SIGN
Completely wrong! Re-submit!
[05:49] KOHEI
Did I ever say that it was an accurate report?
[05:53] HAJIME
True, you didn't.
[05:54] SHINICHIRO
So you technically didn't lie.
[05:56] KOHEI
Who's the next victim?
[05:59] SHINICHIRO
You go first.
[06:00] HAJIME
No, after you.
[06:01] IORI
You jerks...
[06:03] HAJIME
You say something, dead man walking?
[06:05] SHINICHIRO
Got any last words?
[06:06] IORI
Lemme see that report.
[06:08] KOHEI
Fine.
[06:11] IORI
I knew it.
[06:13] SHINICHIRO
What's up?
[06:14] IORI
Well, looking at this report,
[06:16] IORI
it seems like the equations were correct.
[06:18] IORI
They just made a calculation error here.
[06:21] KOHEI
Show us.
[06:22] SHINICHIRO
You're right. So if we just recalculate it...
[06:25] HAJIME
We'll have nothing to worry about.
[06:27] IORI
Hang on a sec. I'll run the numbers now.
[06:30] IORI
Nojima's next, by the way.
[06:32] HAJIME
Why me?!
[06:33] SHINICHIRO
Our fallen hero has chosen you.
[06:36] KOHEI
Accept the honor.
[06:38] IORI
Besides, it'd be better to have longer legs...
[06:43] IORI
Hold up.
[06:44] KOHEI
Could Yamamoto's legs actually be long—
[06:47] HAJIME
All right! My turn!
[06:49] IORI
All done. It's 134 degrees.
[06:51] SHINICHIRO
Okay, let's set it up.
[06:53] HAJIME
I don't know if I trust your calculations.
[06:55] KOHEI
Relax. I got the same result.
[06:58] IORI
While you may not trust the two of us...
[07:00] KOHEI
...you can trust matching results, right?
[07:03] HAJIME
I guess so.
[07:05] SHINICHIRO
Setting hammer to 134 degrees.
[07:07] HAJIME
O-Okay.
[07:08] IORI
Chill out, man.
[07:10] KOHEI
Our calculations were perfect.
[07:16] SHINICHIRO
They're lying through their teeth!
[07:20] IORI
That leaves you.
[07:22] KOHEI
Wanna try like 133 degrees?
[07:24] SHINICHIRO
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[07:25] SHINICHIRO
We already know 101 degrees is the answer!
[07:27] SHINICHIRO
Why set it higher?!
[07:29] IORI
Well, that answer...
[07:31] KOHEI
It's missing the coefficient of H.
[07:33] SHINICHIRO
Coefficient of H?
[07:35] IORIKOHEI
That's right.
[07:38] IORIKOHEI
The coefficient of Hatred!
[07:45] IORI
Professor!
[07:46] IORI
We were wrong, Professor!
[07:48] HAJIME
We're sorry for taking the experiment lightly!
[07:51] KOHEI
Please teach us material mechanics!
[07:54] USHIRONOMIYA
Ah, have you finally come to realize
your own ignorance?
[07:59] ALL
Yes, sir!
[07:59] KOHEI
So please, Professor!
[08:01] IORI
Please guide us ignorant fools!
[08:03] HAJIME
We beg you!
[08:05] USHIRONOMIYA
I see! Very well!
[08:08] USHIRONOMIYA
I'll grant you the privilege
of being taught by yours truly!
[08:13] IORI
Show us how it's done!
[08:15] HAJIME
Spread your legs, please.
[08:16] KOHEI
You'll die unless you clench your abdomen.
[08:19] USHIRONOMIYA
Heh, you brats really are fools.
[08:22] USHIRONOMIYA
As if I would make a calculation error.
[08:25] USHIRONOMIYA
Set alpha to 101 degrees!
[08:28] IORI
Yes, sir!
[08:29] KOHEI
Understood, Professor!
[08:31] HAJIME
Here we go, Professor!
[08:33] USHIRONOMIYA
Yes, anytime!
[08:35] USHIRONOMIYA
The hammer will stop 1mm before my groin.
Behold the accuracy of my calculations!
SIGN Weight (300g)
[08:52] USHIRONOMIYA
In other words...
[08:53] USHIRONOMIYA
the potential energy of the weight added
simply adds directly to the total energy...
[09:00] USHIRONOMIYA
meaning the 300g weight from a height...
[09:07] HAJIME
I see.
[09:08] SHINICHIRO
Hands-on learning.
[09:10] KOHEI
Truly a riveting experiment.
[09:12] IORI
I'll remember this equation for life.
[09:15] CHISA
This school is full of idiots.
[09:17] SIGN
"The Charpy impact test has a high margin of error, so only try it after undergoing special training."
[09:25] [SONG] SIGN
Peek-a-Boo Summer Camp Guide
Spend the night in an abandoned elementary school!
[09:25] AINA
Okay, guess what this song is from.
[09:28] ALL
Hmm...
[09:30] IORI
A booze commercial!
[09:31] AINA
Bzzt.
[09:32] CHISA
What is it, then?
[09:33] KOHEI
Just what anime is it from?!
[09:36] AINA
It's not an anime song.
[09:37] IORI
Hint, please!
[09:38] KOHEI
Give us a hint!
[09:39] AINA
Aw, fine.
[09:41] AINA
TV show I like.
[09:43] ALL
It's the theme to a dating reality show.
[09:46] AINA
How did you know?!
[09:47] KOHEI
O-Okay, I'll pick next.
[09:49] ALL
Anime song!
[09:50] KOHEI
At least wait until you listen to it!
[09:52] IORI
Let's go with Chisa next.
[09:54] CHISA
Huh?
[09:55] CHISA
I, uh...
[09:57] AINA
What do you usually listen to?
[09:59] KOHEI
I'm curious too.
[10:01] CHISA
Just normal J-Pop. It'd be too boring.
[10:04] IORI
We'll be the judges of that.
[10:07] AINA
Yep, yep.
[10:15] KOHEI
Ocean SFX?
[10:17] AINA
Seriously?!
[10:18] IORI
What part of this is normal J-Pop?
[10:20] IORI
What else? Flowing River... Underwater SFX...
[10:24] KOHEI
Anything water works, huh?
[10:26] AINA
None of this is even music.
[10:29] IORI
Chisa really does have a screw or two loose.
[10:32] CHISA
Do you want to hear a song
with lyrics so badly?
[10:35] IORI
If you even have any.
[10:36] CHISA
Yeah? Here you go, then.
[10:41] KOHEI
Oh?
[10:41] AINA
Sounds normal.
[10:43] KOHEI
It's really basic, though.
[10:46] AINA
I've never heard anything like it.
[10:48] KOHEI
What's it from, Kotegawa?
[10:51] IORI
Stop the music, Chisa!
[10:53] IORI
Or else... I'll grope the shit outta you!
[10:56] AINA
Wait, what?!
[10:58] KOHEI
Does Kitahara know what it is?
[10:59] CHISA
You see, this song...
[11:01] IORIFATHER
Ten, twenty years from now,
[11:06] CHISA
...is one Iori wrote in middle school.
[11:07] IORIFATHER
for the me who I've yet to meet
[11:11] AINA
Grab him, Kohei.
[11:12] IORIFATHER
These sleepless nights are midnight
[11:12] KOHEI
Way ahead of you.
[11:14] IORI
Let me go! Or kill me!
[11:16] AINA
But how'd you get this?
[11:18] CHISA
I wrote to Shiori-chan a while ago.
[11:18] IORIFATHER
I'll search for tomorrow
[11:22] CHISA
I said Iori doesn't plan on
going home for summer break,
[11:23] IORIFATHER
For the sake of my future self
[11:25] CHISA
and she sent me this.
[11:27] AINA
I see.
[11:28] IORI
Shiori!
[11:29] IORIFATHER
Ten, twenty years from now,
[11:32] IORIFATHER
for the me who I've yet to meet
[11:40] IORI
The others are already here?
[11:42] CHISA
They got here early.
[11:43] IORI
Can't believe we're using an abandoned
school for our summer camp, though.
SIGN Experience the Extraordinary
Stay at a School!!
[11:48] KOHEI
I found a fine place, if I do say so myself.
[11:52] IORI
What were you looking up
when you found this, though?
[11:56] ALL
Huh?
[11:58] AINA
We can have a campfire
on school grounds. Isn't that awesome?
[12:01] CHISA
We'll get to sleep on beds in classrooms, too.
[12:04] IORI
We can even go all-out on the fireworks.
[12:07] AINA
I get another chance to fill my
life album with lovely memories!
[12:14] SHINJI
Test of Courage! Come to the roof!
SIGN Test of Courage
SIGN Come to the roof
Peek-a-Boo Seniors
[12:18] AINA
My album!
[12:20] IORI
Give up on it already.
[12:22] AINA
I'll just wait here until you're done!
[12:25] IORI
Don't be so scared.
[12:27] KOHEI
It'll just be some light fun and games.
[12:30] SHINJI
"P.S. None of us are drinking
until this is over."
[12:35] IORI
This is bad news.
SIGN Girls' Course
[12:40] IORI
You're going that way, huh?
[12:44] KOHEI
That means...
[12:46] KOHEI
We're going this way?
SIGN Dummies' Course
[12:50] IORI
Huh? That's not for me, either.
[12:52] KOHEI
If anything, it's exclusively for your use.
[12:55] CHISA
Just go that way together.
[13:05] AINA
W-Way to set the mood.
[13:08] CHISA
This is the real deal.
[13:13] CHISA
A French doll?
[13:14] AINA
Th-That startled me...
[13:20] IORI
I kinda assumed you'd be scared of this stuff.
[13:23] KOHEI
If you ask me, new people are far scarier.
[13:26] IORI
Right, I forgot that about you.
[13:31] KOHEI
Gah! Stop it!
[13:35] AINA
Was that...
[13:36] CHISA
...Imamura-kun?
[13:38] CHISA
He must've seen something really scary.
[13:42] KOHEI
You'll hurt her neck if you hang her like that!
[13:46] IORI
Let's just move on, man.
[13:53] AINA
A Japanese doll?
[13:54] CHISA
Careful, Aina.
[13:56] CHISA
They tend to distract you with these
things before attacking from elsewhere.
[14:02] AINA
I felt something cold and slimy!
[14:06] CHISA
It's just konjac jelly.
[14:09] KOHEI
Figures are very delicate objects!
[14:12] KOHEI
You must handle them with care!
[14:13] IORI
Okay, okay.
[14:16] IORI
A Japanese doll, huh?
[14:17] KOHEI
Careful, Kitahara.
[14:19] IORI
Yeah, I know. Bet it's coming
right about now...
[14:22] IORI
Knew it.
[14:23] KOHEI
This isn't enough to scare us.
[14:27] [SONG] SIGN
Used and Abused
[14:30] IORIKOHEI
Eek!
[14:32] AINA
I guess they're not too hot with horror either.
[14:34] CHISA
You really think so?
[14:40] AINA
Huh?
[14:42] CHISA
What's up?
[14:43] AINA
I just saw a pale silhouette...
[14:46] CHISA
Huh?
[14:56] AINA
Th-That's you, right, A-Azusa-san?
[15:05] CHISA
A...
[15:06] CHISA
Aina?!
[15:09] IORI
Oh?
[15:13] KOHEI
What was that?
[15:14] IORI
A girl ghost?
[15:16] KOHEI
If that's the real deal, no problem.
[15:19] KOHEI
But if it's a fake, then who's playing it?
[15:31] KOHEI
All yours!
[15:32] IORI
Oh, hell nah!
[15:36] KOHEI
Stay away!
[15:38] IORI
I'll even take a ghost, as long as it's a girl!
[15:45] IORIKOHEI
Eek!
[15:50] ALL
Cheers!
[15:54] AZUSA
Well? Were you scared?
[15:56] AINA
Very scared.
[15:57] KOHEI
That was gory and traumatic.
[16:00] IORI
It needs to be outlawed.
[16:04] RYUJIRO
Glad you enjoyed it.
[16:11] AINA
I-Io... Iorin!
[16:13] IORI
Who're you calling Iorin?
[16:14] AINA
I see a pale blue flame!
[16:16] IORI
Oh.
[16:17] KOHEI
Nice.
[16:17] AINA
Why are you okay with it?!
[16:20] IORI
Relax, will you?
[16:23] IORIKOHEI
See?
[16:25] AINA
Yeah...
[16:26] SILHOUETTES
Oh, this is Spirytus.
[16:28] SILHOUETTES
That means this one's the non-flammable water.
[16:31] SHINJI
Hey, Iori, Kohei!
[16:33] RYUJIRO
Help us light up the campfire!
[16:36] IORIKOHEI
Coming.
[16:40] AINA
A campfire, huh?
[16:42] CHISA
Sure brings back memories.
[16:43] AINA
Yeah, from elementary school camp.
[16:47] CHISA
Oh, it's lit.
[16:55] CHISA
Such a nice mood.
[16:57] AINA
Like a scene out of a coming-of-age story.
[16:59] AINA
Now, a boy offers his hand...
[17:02] IORI (imaginary)
Let's dance.
[17:03] AINA
...and invites you to the folk dance.
[17:05] IORI
Hey.
[17:06] AINA
Huh?
[17:06] AINA
What?
[17:07] IORI
Not often we get the chance. Let's dance.
[17:24] SHINJI
Limbo!
[17:26] AINA
Look, I knew that I couldn't
expect much from this club.
[17:30] IORI
Expect what?
[17:31] KOHEI
What are you even talking about?
[17:51] IORI
Whew.
[17:52] CHISA
They just keep going.
[17:54] IORI
Right? Want a drink?
[17:57] CHISA
Yeah, thanks.
[18:21] CHISA
I-I just slipped on something, okay?
[18:24] IORI
Was something there?
[18:29] CHISA
I let this thing take my...
[18:31] IORI
You okay, Chisa?
[18:33] IORI
Forget what happened. It was an accident.
[18:41] IORI
Do you have to wash your mouth out?!
[18:45] IORI
Hey, Chisa. I get you wanna wash
your mouth, but don't use that.
[18:50] CHISA
I'm totally fine.
[18:51] IORI
Yeah? If you say so.
[18:54] CHISA
I mean, I can hold my drink. And I
wouldn't get drunk on this disinfectant.
[19:00] CHISA
Besides, I stay in control even
when drunk, so it's no problem at all!
[19:04] CHISA
No problem at all!
[19:06] IORI
Chisa...
[19:07] CHISA
What?
[19:08] IORI
Can you turn around for me?
[19:19] CHISA
I can't stand.
[19:22] IORI
I warned you.
[19:24] IORI
Hey, guys. Chisa's down and out,
so I'll carry her to the room.
[19:27] ALL
'Kay!
[19:36] CHISA
Don't you get it, Iori?
[19:38] CHISA
People who don't dive regularly tend
to have battery troubles when it counts,
[19:43] CHISA
so getting solar-powered
dive computers is the smart choice.
[19:45] IORI
Gah, okay, okay.
[19:48] CHISA
Are you listening?
[19:49] IORI
I'm wissening.
[19:51] CHISA
Not only do your fins point downwards
when rising from the seabed,
[19:55] CHISA
you also don't show enough care,
so you kick up sand everywhere.
[19:59] IORI
Sheesh, I'm taking care of you right now.
Show a little gratitude.
[20:03] CHISA
Nope. Never.
[20:05] IORI
But why?
[20:06] CHISA
Because you owe me!
[20:10] IORI
No-I-do-not.
[20:11] CHISA
You do! You owe me two!
[20:14] IORI
How do you want me to repay you?
[20:16] CHISA
You don't even know that much?
[20:18] IORI
How am I supposed to know?
[20:20] CHISA
This is why you suck, Iori.
[20:22] IORI
Yeah, yeah.
[20:24] CHISA
Listen, here's what you're gonna do.
[20:26] CHISA
You'll get a job and save up money.
[20:29] IORI
Wha?
[20:30] IORI
Wait, you want me to pay you back with money?
[20:32] CHISA
No, you fool! You moron!
[20:34] IORI
Ow, ow.
[20:38] CHISA
If we all go diving sometime...
[20:41] IORI
Hm?
[20:42] CHISA
You're an idiot, Iori...
[20:45] IORI
Hey.
[20:46] CHISA
So you'll be broke and won't get to join us.
[20:51] CHISA
And you'll be left behind
and be all sad, like last time.
[20:57] IORI
Chisa?
[21:02] IORI
"Sad like last time"?
[21:10] IORI
That's what she meant?
[21:14] IORI
What a meddlesome girl, seriously.
[21:22] IORI
I'm off, then.
[21:23] NANAKA
Take care.
[21:27] AZUSA
Huh? Does Iori have plans?
[21:30] NANAKA
Yeah.
[21:31] NANAKA
He got a part-time job, apparently.
[21:33] AZUSA
Really?
[21:38] MANAGER
We have a new teammate.
[21:40] IORI
I'm Iori Kitahara.
[21:43] IORI
I'll work my butt off.
[21:45] IORI
Thanks for having...
[21:48] IORI
Me?
[21:49] IORI
The hell was that for?!
[21:52] SAKURAKO
Oh? Would you have preferred beer instead?
[22:01] IORI
Goodbye! Thank you for everything!
[22:04] SAKURAKO
Now, now. Don't go anywhere.
[22:07] SAKURAKO
We're going to have a real good time here...
[22:11] SAKURAKO
rookie.
SIGN Preview
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:06] SAKURAKO
We're going to have a real good time here...
[00:10] SAKURAKO
rookie.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[01:45] BOSS
Er... I take it you two are acquainted?
[01:48] SAKURAKO
Boss, I'll handle his training.
[01:52] BOSS
Huh?
[01:52] SAKURAKO
Do I have your approval?
[01:54] BOSS
I mean, I don't mind,
[01:56] BOSS
but he certainly seems to.
[01:58] SAKURAKO
He'll be fine!
[01:59] SAKURAKO
You're glad to have me
show you the ropes, right?
[02:02] IORI
Not in the least.
[02:03] SAKURAKO
You're glad, aren't you?
[02:05] IORI
Berry much zo.
[02:07] SAKURAKO
You can let me handle this, Boss.
[02:10] BOSS
O-Okay.
[02:11] BOSS
Play nice, you two.
[02:14] SAKURAKO
Got it!
[02:14] SAKURAKO
You're not going anywhere.
[02:17] IORI
Yes, ma'am.
[02:20] SAKURAKO
You may call me Sakurako-sama.
[02:23] IORI
"Sakurako-sama"?
Shouldn't I use your last name?
[02:27] SAKURAKO
I happen to hate mine.
[02:30] IORI
But why?
SIGN Busujima
[02:33] IORI
Oh, Busujima?
[02:35] SAKURAKO
Who're you calling the back side of a bus?
[02:37] IORI
Sensitive, much?
[02:40] IORI
Why let that bother you?
[02:42] SAKURAKO
It just does, okay?
[02:44] IORI
But come on...
[02:45] IORI
Who in their right mind would call you ugly?
[02:50] SAKURAKO
Huh...
[02:51] IORI
What is it?
[02:52] SAKURAKO
Nothing. Well, you make a good point.
[02:55] IORI
If anyone says you have
an ugly face, just tell them...
[02:59] IORI
that you have a far uglier personality.
[03:05] IORI
So, what am I calling you?
[03:07] SAKURAKO
On second thought,
I don't want you using my first name.
[03:11] SAKURAKO
Very well. You have
permission to use my last name.
[03:14] IORI
Roger that. Busujima-san it is, then.
[03:17] SAKURAKO
That's Busujima-sama to you.
[03:19] IORI
Oh, we're still doing that?
[03:21] SAKURAKO
If you'd been hot enough for my liking,
you could've called me whatever you wanted.
[03:26] IORI
Yeah, yeah, sorry I'm not hot.
[03:30] IORI
You sure care a lot about appearances, though.
[03:33] SAKURAKO
Of course I do. I'm only interested
in hot boys and designer goods.
[03:38] SAKURAKO
Okay, let's get to your training.
[03:41] IORI
Yes, Buslu... Busujima-sama.
[03:44] SAKURAKO
Were you just about to say something insulting?
[03:46] IORI
Perish the thought.
SIGN Receiving customers
SIGN Receiving customers
[03:50] SAKURAKO
Your first lesson is on how to
receive and guide customers.
[03:53] SAKURAKO
Pretend that I'm a customer.
Show me what you can do.
[03:58] IORI
Roger that.
[04:00] IORI
Welcome.
[04:02] IORI
Table for one?
[04:07] SAKURAKO
Why'd you strip?
[04:09] IORI
I thought it'd be rude to greet
a customer in a wet shirt.
[04:12] SAKURAKO
Put this on and continue.
[04:14] IORI
Understood.
[04:16] IORI
Table for one?
[04:18] SAKURAKO
Isn't that obvious?
[04:19] IORI
This way, please.
[04:22] IORI
Here's some water.
[04:23] SAKURAKO
Okay.
[04:30] SAKURAKO
Why'd you try to light it on fire?
[04:32] IORI
I thought I should prove
that it's actually water.
[04:35] SAKURAKO
You haven't got a clue!
You don't even have the basics down!
[04:38] IORI
The basics?
[04:39] SAKURAKO
The foundation of customer
service is a pleasant smile!
SIGN Smile!!
[04:43] IORI
Oho?
[04:43] SAKURAKO
And yours is creepy as hell.
[04:46] IORI
You picking a fight, bitch?
[04:48] SAKURAKO
Welcome!
[04:50] SAKURAKO
Now you try.
SIGN Smile!!
[04:52] IORI
As you wish.
[04:54] IORI
Welcome!
[04:56] SAKURAKO
Sorry, I had it all wrong.
[04:58] IORI
How so?
[04:59] SAKURAKO
I said it was your smile,
but the issue runs deeper.
[05:01] SAKURAKO
It's your whole face that's creepy as hell.
[05:04] IORI
I'm this close to snapping for real, you hear?
[05:06] IORI
Is it really that bad?
[05:08] SAKURAKO
Hate to break it, but it's worse than puke.
[05:10] IORI
You seemed perfectly happy to.
[05:12] IORI
And leave my face outta this!
It's not relevant!
[05:14] SAKURAKO
It totally is! Having to deal
with an uggo ruins my mojo.
[05:18] IORI
Now listen here, you stupid bitch...
[05:22] SAKURAKO
What's this? Feel free
to prove me wrong! You can't!
[05:26] IORI
I don't wanna hear it from the loser
who got rejected by Kohei.
[05:30] BOSS
Busujima-san?
[05:31] BOSS
How's Kitahara-kun doing?
[05:35] SAKURAKO
Good. Keep it up for another half an hour.
[05:42] IORI
That cruel bitch...
[05:45] (Flashback) SAKURAKO
You dropped it, you clean it.
[05:48] IORI
Any other guy would've quit by now!
[05:53] NAOMI
Let me help.
[05:54] IORI
Huh? You are...
[05:58] NAOMI
I'm Naomi Otoya on kitchen duty.
It's nice to meet you.
[06:02] IORI
Hello. And I'm...
[06:04] NAOMI
Kitahara-san, right? You started today?
[06:06] IORI
Yes, sir. That's me.
[06:08] NAOMI
No need to be so polite.
I'm younger than you.
[06:13] IORI
You are? You're in high school, then?
[06:16] NAOMI
Yep. Anyway, I'm really glad.
[06:19] IORI
What about?
[06:19] NAOMI
That our new hire seems to be a nice person.
[06:23] IORI
Huh?
[06:24] NAOMI
Glad to be working with you, Kitahara-san.
SIGN First Introductions (Past)
SIGN First Introductions (Present)
[06:34] NAOMI
Uh, Kitahara-san?
[06:37] IORI
It feels like I'm gazing at the shining sun.
[06:40] NAOMI
Uh, we're indoors, though?
[06:42] SAKURAKO
Done with the cleanup yet, maggot?
[06:47] SAKURAKO
Whatcha lookin' at?
[06:48] IORI
Man, a scumbag's face is the perfect
cure for bedazzled eyes.
[06:52] SAKURAKO
You got a death wish?
[06:54] NAOMI
Hello there, Sakurako-san.
[06:56] SAKURAKO
Huh? Naomi-kun?
[06:58] SAKURAKO
Wait, were you helping him clean up?
[07:02] NAOMI
Yes. I happened to be on break.
[07:05] SAKURAKO
Oh, really? You're so nice.
[07:09] SAKURAKO
Don't cause him problems, asshole.
[07:12] IORI
Meanwhile, you're not so nice, Busujima-sama.
[07:15] NAOMI
"Busujima-sama?"
[07:17] IORI
This broad ordered me to call her that.
[07:19] SAKURAKO
Kitahara-kun insisted on it.
[07:22] SAKURAKO
I wish he'd just call me
"Busujima-san" instead.
[07:26] NAOMI
But didn't you say you disliked your last name?
[07:28] SAKURAKO
Oh, right!
[07:30] SAKURAKO
You should call me Sakurako too, Kitahara-kun.
[07:33] IORI
O-Okay?
[07:35] SAKURAKO
But go back to Busujima-sama when we're alone.
[07:39] IORI
I'm actually starting to respect
your scumminess.
[07:41] NAOMI
Oh, right.
[07:43] NAOMI
You're both on break soon, right?
[07:46] NAOMI
I'll go make your staff meals.
[07:49] IORI
Huh? But...
[07:50] SAKURAKO
Aren't you on break too?
[07:52] NAOMI
Yeah, but I can keep going.
[07:55] NAOMI
Just give me a minute.
[07:58] IORI
He's such a good kid.
[07:59] SAKURAKO
Isn't he just?
[08:01] SAKURAKO
And he's super hot!
[08:03] IORI
True.
[08:04] IORI
Hey, correct me if I'm wrong here...
[08:07] SAKURAKO
What?
[08:08] IORI
You going after Otoya-kun?
[08:10] SAKURAKO
Is that a problem?
[08:11] IORI
Well, the problem is...
[08:13] IORI
There's an insurmountable character gap.
[08:16] SAKURAKO
Wha?!
[08:17] IORI
Don't do it. You're out of your league.
[08:19] SAKURAKO
Listen, I'm serious about him!
[08:22] IORI
Are you?
[08:23] SAKURAKO
So if you get in my way...
[08:26] IORI
What, you'll bully me even more? Bring it.
[08:29] SAKURAKO
I'll kill you dead.
[08:32] SAKURAKO
So that's the deal.
[08:34] IORI
Wh-What is?
[08:36] SAKURAKO
Gotta make sure you don't get any
funny ideas, so I'll show... you... hell!
[08:45] NANAKA
Is your work that hard?
[08:48] IORI
In many ways.
[08:50] IORI
It's tiring and embarrassing...
[08:53] NANAKA
Huh?
[08:53] AZUSA
Embarrassing?
[08:55] IORI
Whoa, it's time to go.
[08:59] IORI
See you later.
[09:01] NANAKA
Okay, take care.
[09:04] AINA
Something seems off.
[09:07] AZUSA
What kinda job did he even get?
[09:09] NANAKA
He said it was just a regular diner.
[09:12] NANAKA
Say, Azusa.
[09:13] AZUSA
Hm?
[09:14] NANAKA
Could you please go check on him?
I don't want anything bad happening to him.
[09:20] AZUSA
Okay, you got it.
[09:22] AZUSA
You two wanna come?
[09:23] AINA
Yeah, I'll go.
[09:27] IORI
Welco... meh?!
[09:29] AZUSA
We're here to see you, Iori.
[09:31] AINA
What was that "meh" for?!
[09:36] IORI
Is it just you three?
[09:38] AZUSA
Yeah, why?
[09:39] IORI
Then I'll show to your table, uh...
[09:43] IORI
my beautiful mademoiselles.
[09:47] CHISA
I-Iori?
[09:48] AINA
The heck was that?
[09:50] IORI
Don't! It's embarrassing enough already!
[09:53] IORI
But I was told all-female groups
are greeted this way!
[09:56] STAFF
Welcome. This way, please.
[10:03] IORI
Busujima!
[10:04] IORI
You asshole!
[10:05] SAKURAKO
Did you seriously say all that?
[10:06] SAKURAKO
You're such an idiot!
[10:07] AZUSA
Iori's life seems like fun wherever he goes.
[10:11] NAOMI
Kitahara-san?
[10:12] IORI
Yeah?
[10:13] NAOMI
You're getting the hang of this.
[10:15] IORI
Thankfully. Would've been sooner if I had
a someone else onboarding me.
SIGN Poison
SIGN Mwahahaha
[10:20] SAKURAKO
Mwahahaha!
[10:22] NAOMI
Do you live alone?
[10:25] IORI
Nah, I'm freeloading at my cousins'.
[10:27] NAOMI
Oh, yeah?
[10:29] SAKURAKO
Whatcha talking about, Naomi-kun?
[10:32] NAOMI
Kitahara-san's living situation.
[10:34] SAKURAKO
Really?
[10:36] SAKURAKO
What, you slumming it out on the streets?
[10:39] IORI
I live in a building, thank you very much!
[10:41] SAKURAKO
Huh? Don't you live in a park?
[10:44] IORI
It's a diving shop by the sea!
It's called Grand Blue!
[10:47] SAKURAKO
Diving? I don't get what's so good...
[10:50] NAOMI
Kitahara-san, do you dive?!
[10:53] IORI
Yeah, here and there.
[10:55] NAOMI
Really?! Isn't it awesome?!
[10:57] IORI
Wait, you too?
[10:59] NAOMI
Yeah! Believe it or not, I'm president
of my school's diving club!
[11:03] NAOMI
If you don't mind,
take me to that shop sometime!
[11:06] NAOMI
Let's go diving together!
[11:08] IORI
Sounds great.
[11:09] NAOMI
When would be good?
[11:11] IORI
Well, I'd have to check with the staff.
SIGN I'll go too
[11:15] SAKURAKO
I'll go too.
[11:16] IORI
Hell to the no!
SIGN Hell to the NO
[11:19] SAKURAKO
I've been curious about diving, too!
[11:22] NAOMI
Really?
[11:23] SAKURAKO
Yeah! I've been wanting to give it a try!
[11:26] BOSS
Otoya-kun.
[11:28] NAOMI
Coming!
[11:29] IORI
Are you seriously coming?
[11:31] SAKURAKO
It's a golden chance.
SIGN ooh-la-la
[11:33] SAKURAKO
Show 'em my bikini bod, and any
high school boy would be head over heels!
[11:39] ALL
Good morning!
[11:44] NANAKA
Welcome to Grand Blue.
[11:46] AZUSA
Iori's told us about you.
[11:48] CHISA
You're president of your diving club?
[11:50] NAOMI
Yes, that's right.
[11:52] SAKURAKO
Kitahara. Huddle.
[11:54] IORI
Yes, ma'am.
[11:55] SAKURAKO
What are those two bombshells doing here?
[11:57] IORI
Lay off me! They've always been here!
[12:00] AZUSA
Something the matter, you two?
[12:01] IORI
No, not at all!
[12:03] SAKURAKO
Let me warn you in advance.
[12:05] IORI
What?
[12:05] SAKURAKO
I'll kill you if Naomi-kun
falls for any of them!
[12:08] IORI
How is that my fault?!
[12:13] IORI
Whoa!
[12:13] SAKURAKO
You got that?
[12:15] IORI
Yeah, yeah!
[12:15] SAKURAKO
Drop the mocking tone!
[12:17] SHINJI
What's wrong, Kohei?
[12:18] RYUJIRO
Not going inside?
[12:19] KOHEI
Yeah, well, it's kinda hard to right now.
[12:25] IORI
So, here are my coworkers.
[12:28] NAOMI
I'm Naomi Otoya. Nice to meet you.
[12:31] SAKURAKO
I'm Sakurako Busujima.
It's my first time diving!
[12:34] SAKURAKO
Please show me the ropes!
[12:40] IORI
What's up?
[12:41] SAKURAKO
Why's he here?!
[12:42] IORI
Oh, Kohei?
[12:44] IORI
So he rejected you.
What's the big deal?
[12:46] SAKURAKO
It's a very big deal!
[12:48] SAKURAKO
I'm playing the "elegant and gentle
rich girl" in front of Naomi-kun!
[12:53] IORI
The only part of that description
that matches you is "girl."
[12:56] SAKURAKO
What do I do? Should I beat him up
until he loses his memories?
[13:00] IORI
How elegant and gentle of you.
[13:03] IORI
Meh, it'll be fine.
[13:05] SAKURAKO
What makes you so sure?
[13:07] IORI
The only thing he remembers of
that day is the voice actress concert.
[13:11] KOHEI
Strangers!
[13:12] AZUSA
There, there.
[13:14] SAKURAKO
That pisses me off too.
[13:16] IORI
If you insist, I'll beat him to death.
[13:18] SAKURAKO
I don't dislike that nasty streak of yours.
[13:23] KOHEI
What's up, Cakey?
[13:24] AINA
Nothing. Just surprised those two get along.
[13:29] KOHEI
You think? If anything,
it's those other two getting along.
[13:31] AINA
Well, yeah, but you know how easy Chisa is.
[13:35] KOHEI
Kotegawa, she says you're
easier than Kitahara is.
[13:38] NANAKA
Okay, get changed into your swimwear.
[13:43] NAOMI
Huh? You used to be scared of the water?
[13:47] IORI
Oh... Yeah, somewhat.
[13:49] NAOMI
Why'd you start diving, then?
[13:51] IORI
Why? Well...
[13:54] RYUJIRO
What's important is whether
you're interested or not.
[13:58] IORI
Because I was interested, I guess.
[14:01] NAOMI
Yeah?
[14:02] IORI
How about you?
[14:04] NAOMI
In my case, it was that.
SIGN PALAU
Where nature and the sea await you
[14:06] [SONG] SIGN
The world of blue
Encounter the mystical
[14:07] IORI
Palau?
[14:08] NAOMI
Yeah.
[14:09] NAOMI
I dove there when I was a kid,
and it blew my mind.
[14:13] IORI
Wow.
[14:14] NAOMI
Are you interested?
[14:16] IORI
Palau, eh? I would like to go...
[14:20] IORI
I gotta get better first, though.
[14:23] NAOMI
You'll have to get your advanced license then.
[14:26] SAKURAKO
Kitahara! One moment!
[14:28] IORI
Sorry, let's talk about this some more later.
[14:31] SAKURAKO
Hurry up!
[14:33] IORI
What?
[14:34] SAKURAKO
Tell me what you think, and be honest.
[14:37] SAKURAKO
Well?
[14:40] IORI
Hmm... 81 out of 100.
[14:44] SAKURAKO
When did I ask you to rate me?!
[14:46] IORI
Huh? Was I wrong?
[14:48] SAKURAKO
That's not the point!
[14:50] SAKURAKO
I'm not losing to them, am I?
[14:52] IORI
Oh, that's what you meant.
[14:54] IORI
You're getting destroyed.
[14:55] SAKURAKO
Like heck I am!
[14:58] IORI
Don't you get how wide the gap is?
[15:00] SAKURAKO
I sure don't!
[15:01] IORI
Then let me lay it out nice
and simple for you.
[15:03] IORI
It's as wide as the gulf
between Otoya-kun and me.
[15:05] SAKURAKO
Gah! I'm getting mercy rule'd
in the first inning!
[15:08] SAKURAKO
I'm 45 kilometers behind in the marathon!
[15:10] IORI
Can hardly call that a race.
[15:14] NAOMI
Wow, Sakurako-san! You look
lovely in your swimwear!
[15:18] NAOMI
Excuse me. Where's the restroom?
[15:22] IORI
You're making a very punchable
face, Busujima-sama.
[15:24] AINA
I see right through that girl's game.
[15:27] KOHEI
What game?
[15:28] AINA
Weren't you watching?
[15:31] SAKURAKO
Hey, Iori...
[15:32] IORI
What's wrong, love?
[15:34] SAKURAKO
I changed into my swimsuit,
but this is so embarrassing.
[15:36] SAKURAKO
I want you to see it before anyone else.
[15:39] AINA
What an obvious schemer.
[15:41] KOHEI
That's not what it looked like to me.
[15:44] IORI
Otoya-kun.
[15:45] NAOMI
Yes?
[15:45] IORI
Sakurako wants you to help her.
[15:48] NAOMI
Got it.
[15:50] AINA
Huh...
[15:52] IORI
What's up, Cakey?
[15:53] AINA
You're on a first-name basis, huh?
[15:55] IORI
Oh, you mean with her?
[15:57] IORI
We have something more special
when we're alone, though.
[16:03] NANAKA
Pair up, everyone.
You always dive with a partner.
[16:09] SAKURAKO
I'll cope with you, as much as it annoys me.
[16:11] IORI
Why? Don't you wanna pair up with Otoya-kun?
[16:14] SAKURAKO
Wha? I can't show him my bikini bod
with this suit on top.
[16:18] SAKURAKO
And I don't wanna be
a burden on him if I mess up.
[16:20] IORI
But you're okay with being a burden to me?
[16:23] IORI
I kinda assumed you'd mess up
on purpose to get his help.
[16:26] SAKURAKO
Doing that in a cute way
takes serious skill, okay?
[16:29] IORI
Is that how it works?
[16:31] IORI
Anyway, you have nothing to worry about.
[16:33] SAKURAKO
Why's that?
[16:34] IORI
First-timers get an instructor as their buddy.
[16:37] NANAKA
You're pairing up with me, Sakurako-san.
[16:43] SAKURAKO
Thank you for having me.
[16:45] NANAKA
Let's have fun, okay?
[16:47] NAOMI
What's with Sakurako-san?
[16:49] IORI
Apparently, she doesn't like being
inferior to anyone in any way.
[16:53] IORI
She should just compete with what
she's got and not let all that bother her.
[16:59] NAOMI
Dunno what exactly you're talking about,
[17:02] NAOMI
but I see that you like
and respect individuality.
[17:24] SHINJI
I can't believe he's still a high schooler.
[17:27] IORI
What do you mean?
[17:28] RYUJIRO
The way he dove.
[17:30] SHINJI
He was basically instructor level.
[17:32] IORI
Was he really good at maintaining
neutral buoyancy?
[17:34] KOHEI
Or keeping his air use down?
[17:36] RYUJIRO
He was good at all that, of course...
[17:39] SHINJI
But what stuck out was that he was trying
to make sure everyone had fun.
[17:43] RYUJIRO
If someone drifted a bit, he stuck
with them so they wouldn't get lost.
[17:46] SHINJI
He kept an eye out for
where the fish were this season.
[17:49] RYUJIRO
And casually guided the schools towards us.
[17:53] SHINJI
He must've picked up those skills
while looking out for his club members.
[17:59] IORI
Or so they said.
[18:01] SAKURAKO
Really?
[18:02] SAKURAKO
He's smart and nice! He's really amazing, huh?
[18:05] IORI
He really is. So you get it now, don't you?
[18:08] SAKURAKO
Wha? Why are you trying
to make me give up on him?
[18:11] SAKURAKO
Wait, you're not trying to
get in my pants, are you?!
[18:14] IORI
Please. Stop with the nauseating jokes.
[18:17] AZUSA
Come on. Time for the next session.
[18:23] IORI
They were right.
[18:26] IORI
He's making sure everyone
has fun, including himself.
[18:32] IORI
They might be quite similar, those two.
[18:35] IORI
We saw a lot of lionfish.
[18:38] NAOMI
I really like that fish.
[18:40] IORI
Huh? Does your club not dive
around these parts?
[18:43] NAOMI
Nah, we do.
[18:44] IORI
Aren't you bored of seeing them?
[18:46] NAOMI
Of course not.
[18:48] NAOMI
A diving spot can have different highlights
depending on the time of day or season.
[18:51] NAOMI
So no matter how many times I dive
in one spot, I never get bored of it.
[18:55] IORI
I get the feeling you must be really popular.
[18:57] NAOMI
Huh?
[18:58] IORI
Well, are you?
[18:59] NAOMI
Uh... I do get approached quite often.
[19:04] IORI
I knew it. You really are just like Chisa.
[19:06] NAOMI
Huh? Chisa-san?
[19:09] NAOMI
She's lovely.
[19:12] NAOMI
You have so many unique,
quirky friends, Kitahara-san.
[19:16] IORI
Yeah, like ocean lovers,
romance-brains, and otaku.
[19:19] IORI
And drunks who like to get naked, too.
[19:21] IORI
I get put in the same boat as them. It sucks.
[19:26] IORI
But you know what? I like people who aren't
ashamed about the stuff they love.
[19:34] SHINJI
All right, then!
[19:35] SHINJI
Cheers!
[19:40] NAOMI
Wow, sashimi?
[19:42] IORI
People often give the owner of this place some.
[19:44] SAKURAKO
Today's been a very fishy day for us, huh?
[19:46] NAOMI
Sure has.
[19:47] NANAKA
Go ahead and eat lots.
[19:49] NAOMI
This is great!
[19:51] SAKURAKO
You got some soy sauce on you.
[19:53] NAOMI
I'll go change into my rashguard.
[19:55] IORI
Where's Otoya-kun's rashguard?
[19:57] CHISA
I think it's drying by the washing area.
I'll take you there.
[20:00] NAOMI
Thank you.
[20:05] IORI
What's up, Kohei?
[20:07] KOHEI
It hit me watching that scene just now...
[20:10] KOHEI
Haven't we met before?
[20:12] SAKURAKO
N-No, never!
[20:14] KOHEI
Nah, I'm sure of it!
[20:17] SAKURAKO
Hey! What now?!
[20:19] IORI
What else? I beat him up
until he loses his memories, right?
[20:23] SAKURAKO
There's that nasty streak of yours again!
[20:25] SAKURAKO
I love it!
[20:27] IORI
Come on.
[20:31] AINA
Aren't ya gonna toast with me?
[20:33] SAKURAKO
Who are you?
[20:34] AINA
I gotta li'l question for ya.
[20:36] SAKURAKO
Huh? What is it?
[20:37] AINA
Ya sure ya didn't come 'ere
for a sleazy reason?
[20:41] SAKURAKO
Oh? What, is that a problem?
[20:44] AINA
I'm callin' ya out 'cause it is!
[20:47] SAKURAKO
You know, the way I see it,
[20:49] SAKURAKO
people are free to pursue
what they want in a club.
[20:54] SAKURAKO
I, for one, am not gonna be satisfied
just playing buddy-buddy.
[20:59] SAKURAKO
Nothing to say?
[21:01] AINA
Yeah... Just drinkin' and screwin'
around naked ain't gonna cut it.
[21:05] SAKURAKO
Screwing around naked?!
[21:07] SAKURAKO
What's with her? She's caked up
and talking like a slut.
[21:11] SAKURAKO
Hey, don't tell me
you wanna make a move on him.
[21:15] AINA
How'd ya know?!
[21:17] SAKURAKO
You've known him for a minute!
Stay in your lane!
[21:19] AINA
Wha? Right back at ya!
[21:22] IORI
What are those two doing?
[21:24] AZUSA
Gee, I wonder what.
[21:25] AZUSA
What about Chi-chan?
[21:27] IORI
Went to the wash area with Otoya-kun.
[21:29] AZUSA
That's not what I meant.
[21:31] AZUSA
You sure you wanna leave those two alone?
[21:33] IORI
What do you mean?
[21:35] AZUSA
You're so clueless.
[21:37] AZUSA
I mean, he's hot and personable.
What's more, they have the exact same tastes.
[21:42] AZUSA
Aren't you the slightest bit worried?
[21:45] NAOMI
Thank you for coming out here.
[21:48] CHISA
No problem. What'd you want to ask about?
[21:52] NAOMI
Is there a partner in the mix?
[21:56] NAOMI
I'm sorry to spring this
on you out of the blue,
[22:00] NAOMI
but I just have to know.
[22:05] NAOMI
It's not often I get to meet
someone so special...
[22:08] NAOMI
Like Kitahara-san!
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[00:06] NAOMI
It's not often I get to meet
someone so special...
[00:10] NAOMI
Like Kitahara-san!
[00:17] CHISA
Wait, so Iori caught your fancy?
[00:20] NAOMI
How do I put this...
[00:21] NAOMI
I'm intrigued by him.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[02:01] IORI
About Chisa and Otoya-kun, you mean?
[02:03] AZUSA
Yep. They could get together, y'know?
[02:07] IORI
Please, surely not.
[02:08] AZUSA
Well, I think it's possible.
[02:10] IORI
I'll ask them when they get back, then.
[02:15] IORI
Hey, Chisa.
[02:19] IORI
Huh?
[02:20] CHISA
Wh-What's up?
[02:21] IORI
Where's Otoya-kun?
[02:25] CHISA
Went to grab a drink.
[02:28] IORI
Oh, I see. By the way, Chisa...
[02:31] CHISA
What?
[02:32] IORI
Were you two talking about something?
[02:37] CHISA
Wh-Why do you ask?
[02:40] IORI
Because you took a while to get back.
[02:43] IORI
So, what'd you talk about?
[02:46] CHISA
I...
[02:48] CHISA
I can't say.
[02:50] IORI
No frickin' way!
[02:52] AZUSA
Whoa, it really did happen.
[02:55] IORI
I assumed Otoya-kun was the passive type.
[02:57] AZUSA
Maybe it just felt right to him.
[03:00] AZUSA
Or maybe something pushed him to make a move.
[03:04] AZUSA
So, how's it feel? You shocked?
[03:07] IORI
Well, yeah, but you know
what it feels similar to?
[03:12] AZUSA
What?
[03:13] IORI
Like someone asked my little sister out.
[03:16] KOHEI
Rea... lly?
[03:19] KOHEI
Did someone ask your girl out?!
[03:21] IORI
My girl?
SIGN Technically his girl
[03:24] IORI
Apparently.
[03:25] KOHEI
How can this be?!
[03:27] KOHEI
And how can you just sit there and take it?!
[03:29] IORI
What do you mean? It's not any of my business.
[03:32] KOHEI
Like hell it's not! Aren't you family?!
[03:35] IORI
Oh, right! Is this what you're
trying to say, Kohei?
[03:40] IORI
That, as family, I should put
the guy under the scanner?
[03:42] KOHEI
Exactly. And if he's not right
for her, chase him off.
[03:45] IORI
And if he is right for her, I'll be a man...
[03:49] KOHEI
Right. Be a man...
[03:52] KOHEI
and get rid of him.
[03:53] IORI
What's gotten you so bloodthirsty?
[03:55] KOHEI
I'll go get my weapon!
[03:59] NAOMI
I'm back.
[04:00] CHISA
Welcome back.
[04:04] SAKURAKO
Hey, what's going on there?
[04:06] IORI
Beats me.
[04:08] SAKURAKO
They're sure hitting it off.
[04:09] IORI
Right? They must be over the moon they
found someone with the same hobby.
[04:14] SAKURAKO
That so? In that case, Kitahara...
[04:16] IORI
Hmm?
[04:18] SAKURAKO
Go be a third wheel.
[04:19] IORI
Why are you like this?
[04:21] SAKURAKO
What, you got a problem?
[04:23] IORI
Well, duh.
[04:25] SAKURAKO
I mean, I'd rather not get
in the way of his fun either.
[04:29] IORI
Then behave.
[04:32] SAKURAKO
But I'm not backing down without a fight.
[04:36] IORI
Uh-huh?
[04:37] SAKURAKO
What?
[04:39] IORI
Nah, nothing.
[04:41] IORI
You actually really like Otoya-kun, huh?
[04:43] SAKURAKO
That's right. I actually...
[04:46] SAKURAKO
really love his handsome looks.
[04:47] IORI
Way to double and triple down, Busujima-sama.
[04:51] IORI
Well, I'm not gonna be a third
wheel, but I will help you out.
[04:54] SAKURAKO
What's the plan?
[04:55] IORI
I'll make sure they don't get
the chance to get all lovey-dovey.
[04:59] CHISA
Intrigued by Iori?
[05:02] CHISA
By what part of him, exactly?
[05:05] NAOMI
What's the matter, Chisa-san?
[05:07] CHISA
Can I ask you a weird question?
[05:09] NAOMI
Sure, go ahead.
[05:11] CHISA
What makes a person attractive to you?
[05:14] NAOMI
Well, I don't have much of an appetite,
[05:17] [SONG] SIGN
rawr
rumble rumble
[05:18] NAOMI
so I like people who eat and drink loads...
[05:21] NAOMI
Or those who get out of the water
and casually start playing the guitar.
[05:22] [SONG] SIGN
Let's partay!
rumble rumble
[05:26] NAOMI
Kitahara-san...
[05:28] CHISA
Come here for a sec.
[05:29] IORI
Huh?
[05:32] CHISA
What are you playing at?
[05:34] IORI
What are you talking about?
[05:35] IORI
Is she mad I ruined the mood
between her and Otoya-kun?
[05:39] CHISA
Otoya-kun says he's interested in you...
[05:41] IORI
Chisa's into it too?
[05:44] IORI
The feeling's mutual...
[05:46] CHISA
"The feeling's mutual"?
Does that mean Iori's...
[05:50] CHISA
Iori's gay?
[05:53] CHISA
But he's always leering at
Onee-chan and Azusa-san's chests.
[05:58] CHISA
He didn't make a move on me back then, though.
[06:01] CHISA
It's hard to be direct about this.
I need to find out, but tactfully.
[06:06] IORI
Why'd she clam up?
[06:08] IORI
I thought she'd yell at me
for ruining the mood.
[06:12] IORI
But this feels like she's trying
to bring up an awkward topic.
[06:15] IORI
Wait... Is she about to dump me?!
[06:20] IORI
Yeah, I guess I am her boyfriend,
at least on paper.
[06:23] IORI
She's gotta end things between us
before going out with him.
[06:26] IORI
But why? Why does this rub me the wrong way?
[06:30] IORI
We've never said we like each other,
now that I think about it.
[06:33] IORI
We haven't held hands
or gone on dates either.
[06:36] IORI
So why do I feel like I'm getting
dumped by an actual girlfriend?
[06:42] IORI
It is what it is, though.
[06:44] IORI
If it's what Chisa wants...
[06:47] CHISA
Say, Iori.
[06:48] IORI
Y-Yeah?
[06:50] CHISA
Do you really...
[06:53] CHISA
Do you really love boobs?
[07:00] IORI
What'd she just say?
[07:03] IORI
Do I love boobs? I worship them!
[07:06] IORI
Heck, I'd like to meet a guy
out there who doesn't!
[07:08] IORI
That said...
[07:09] (Flashback) CHISA
Do you really love boobs?
[07:12] IORI
What's the "really" for?!
What's she suspecting me of?!
[07:16] CHISA
'Fess up.
[07:18] IORI
'Fess up?
[07:19] IORI
'Course I do.
[07:19] [SONG] SIGN
If I say "yes"
[07:20] CHISA
Perv! You suck!
[07:22] [SONG] SIGN
If I say "no"
[07:22] IORI
I actually hate 'em.
[07:24] CHISA
Liar! You suck!
[07:26] [SONG] SIGN
If I behave tactfully
[07:26] IORI
I even find small ones cute.
[07:27] CHISA
Answer the question!
[07:29] IORI
Nope! I can't find an answer
that won't make things worse!
[07:32] IORI
Nah, I'm just not using my brain enough.
[07:36] IORI
Think! Dive deep into your thoughts!
[07:39] IORI
The perfect answer to this question is...
[07:44] IORI
I...
[07:46] IORI
I only love the boobs on the right side.
[07:52] CHISA
What does that even mean?
[07:54] CHISA
Is that even a real preference?
[07:57] CHISA
He cares that much about the difference
between left and right?
[08:01] CHISA
I was trying to ask him if he was straight.
[08:05] CHISA
Why's this moron like this?
[08:06] CHISA
Can't you make sense for once?!
[08:09] IORI
Right back at ya!
[08:11] CHISA
Forget it. I'll just ask Shiori-chan.
[08:14] IORI
Whoa, whoa. Hold it right there.
[08:16] KOHEI
You're calling Shiori-chan?
[08:19] KOHEI
I'm glad I made it in time.
[08:21] IORICHISA
For what?!
[08:27] SAKURAKO
Are you having fun watching that?
[08:29] NAOMI
I am.
[08:30] SAKURAKO
All I see is a group of morons.
[08:36] NAOMI
I think they're being true to themselves.
[08:38] SAKURAKO
Kitahara's such a bad influence on people, huh?
[08:42] NAOMI
Bad influence how?
[08:45] SAKURAKO
Even I start to get foul-mouthed around him.
[08:49] NAOMI
But, Sakurako-san,
[08:51] NAOMI
you seem to be having so much
more fun since he joined us.
[08:54] SAKURAKO
Huh?
[08:55] SAKURAKO
Y-You're just imagining things.
[08:58] NAOMI
Am I, though?
[09:00] NAOMI
He has a mysterious ability
to embrace people for what they are.
[09:04] NAOMI
You don't have to hide anything from him,
because he'll accept everything about you.
[09:10] (Flashback) IORI
He's fine the way he is.
[09:14] SAKURAKO
I guess everybody has at least
one thing going for them.
[09:19] NAOMI
I guess so.
[09:21] NAOMI
People like him are so dreamy.
[09:24] SAKURAKO
Hm?
[09:25] SAKURAKO
Naomi-kun, let me ask you something.
[09:28] NAOMI
Yeah?
[09:29] SAKURAKO
See Hamaoka-san over there?
[09:30] AZUSA
Yeah, yeah.
[09:31] NAOMI
I sure do.
[09:32] SAKURAKO
What do you make of her?
[09:35] NAOMI
She's very pretty.
[09:37] SAKURAKO
What about the instructor's little sis?
[09:39] NAOMI
She's adorable.
[09:42] SAKURAKO
And Kitahara?
[09:45] NAOMI
I think he's really special.
[09:50] SAKURAKO
Kitahara.
[09:52] SAKURAKO
Don't ask me why,
[09:54] SAKURAKO
but I'm gonna bully you
three times as much from now on.
[09:58] IORI
What the hell happened when I wasn't looking?
[10:04] NAOMI
Kitahara-san, Kitahara-san!
[10:05] NAOMI
I made staff meals! Let's eat together!
[10:08] NAOMI
Kitahara-san, Kitahara-san!
[10:10] NAOMI
Kitahara-san, Kitahara-san!
[10:12] NAOMI
Kitahara-san! Kitahara-san!
[10:14] [SONG] SIGN
Changing Room
[10:15] SAKURAKO
Kitahara.
[10:17] IORI
How may I help you, Busujima-sama?
[10:19] SAKURAKO
Tch. You're an eyesore. Die.
[10:22] IORI
I'm sorry you feel that way,
but quit taking whatever it is out on me.
[10:26] SAKURAKO
I'm sorry, what?
SIGN Take (something)
out on (someone)
Phrasal verb
to treat someone
unrelated badly
because one
feels angry,
frustrated, etc.
[10:30] (Flashback) NAOMI
Kitahara-san!
[10:32] SAKURAKO
No problem! This is totally
your own damn fault!
[10:35] IORI
But how?!
[10:36] SAKURAKO
Ugh, why'd it have to be this guy, Naomi-kun?
[10:41] SAKURAKO
But it's a fact that he has a thing for him.
[10:44] SAKURAKO
Talking hypothetically here...
[10:46] IORI
Yeah? What's up?
[10:48] SAKURAKO
If you had to seduce Naomi-kun,
how would you do it?
[10:51] IORI
Wha? How am I supposed to answer that?
[10:54] SAKURAKO
Fine. Let's say it's some random girl.
[10:56] IORI
Hmm... There's only one option for me.
[11:00] IORI
I'd be honest and direct.
[11:02] SAKURAKO
Honest and direct, eh?
[11:04] IORI
I'm an awkward guy. I dunno
if I can find the right words.
[11:08] IORI
So I'll express my honest feelings,
no strings attached.
[11:14] IORI
"Lemme get down 'n dirty with you."
[11:16] SAKURAKO
You piece of trash.
[11:17] IORI
What the hell did you just picture?!
[11:19] SAKURAKO
This is why virgins suck.
[11:21] IORI
Huh? What virgin do
you have that I'm proof?
[11:25] SAKURAKO
You've lost all command of the language.
[11:29] IORI
Well, how would you play it?
[11:31] SAKURAKO
Me?
[11:32] SAKURAKO
I'd reach into my lethal weapons, obviously.
[11:35] IORI
Oho? So you mean...
[11:38] SAKURAKO
Say, Naomi-kun.
[11:40] NAOMI
Yeah?
[11:40] SAKURAKO
I think I'm drunk.
[11:43] NAOMI
You should go home right away!
[11:45] SAKURAKO
I meant more like, let's make a quick pitstop.
[11:48] NAOMI
Oh no! It's almost time for the last train!
[11:50] NAOMI
Hurry!
[11:57] IORI
Dude, that's a crime.
[11:59] SAKURAKO
How is using my assets a crime?!
[12:02] IORI
Your "assets," eh?
[12:04] SAKURAKO
What?
[12:05] IORI
They sure didn't seem to work the other day.
[12:08] SAKURAKO
Bull's-eye!
SIGN Diving
[12:09] SAKURAKO
Yeah, Naomi-kun may have
zero interest in feminine assets.
[12:10] NAOMI
Kitahara-san! Kitahara-san!
SIGN Kitahara-san
SIGN Diving
SIGN Kitahara-san
[12:13] SAKURAKO
What am I supposed to do, then?
[12:15] IORI
Don't ask me.
[12:16] SAKURAKO
Just try to come up with something.
[12:18] SAKURAKO
If it works out,
I'll introduce you to my friend.
[12:22] IORI
1 w1ll do everyth1ng 1 can for you.
[12:26] SAKURAKO
You don't have to fry your brain over it.
[12:29] IORI
Let's get together
for a strategy meeting later.
[12:31] SAKURAKO
Okay. We'll meet up after work.
[12:34] NAOMI
Are you going somewhere?
[12:37] SAKURAKO
Uh, this moron wants to go drinking
and won't take no for an answer.
[12:42] NAOMI
With you, Sakurako-san?
[12:45] IORI
Why would I willingly put myself through hell?
[12:47] SAKURAKO
There's nothing going on.
He's just taking me to a nice bar.
[12:51] IORI
If only you could join us, Otoya-kun.
[12:53] NAOMI
Sadly, I'm not of drinking age.
[12:56] NAOMI
But I'm happy to see that
you two have become friends.
[12:59] IORI
I wouldn't say we're friends, really.
[13:02] NAOMI
It sucks that I can't go
with you, Kitahara-san.
[13:05] NAOMI
Take me with you some other time, okay?
[13:09] IORI
Roger that.
[13:10] NAOMI
See you.
[13:11] IORI
Yep, yep.
[13:12] SAKURAKO
Screw you!
[13:13] IORI
But why?!
[13:16] SAKURAKO
So, you got any ideas?
[13:18] IORI
Not at all.
[13:19] SAKURAKO
God, you're so useless.
[13:21] IORI
So I've brought you to some
very capable advisors.
[13:24] SAKURAKO
Advisors?
[13:26] IORI
Hottie! Bartender! Has a girlfriend!
[13:29] IORI
They're all experts in this field!
[13:32] SAKURAKO
I find that hard to believe.
[13:34] SAKURAKO
Are these guys really gonna be useful?
[13:37] IORI
You don't trust them?
[13:38] SAKURAKO
Not one bit.
[13:39] IORI
Yeah?
[13:41] IORI
Then think about it this way.
[13:43] IORI
Believe in the me that believes in them.
[13:45] SAKURAKO
You're free to leave.
[13:47] IORI
Hey!
[13:49] SAKURAKO
Why didn't you bring the one person
who has a wealth of experience?
[13:53] IORI
You mean Azusa-san?
[13:54] IORI
She couldn't come. She had other plans.
[13:57] AZUSA
Sorry! Girl stuff came up!
[13:59] SAKURAKO
You useless jerk!
[14:02] IORI
Why?!
[14:07] AZUSA
Okay...
[14:08] AZUSA
What'd you wanna talk about,
[14:11] AZUSA
Aina?
[14:14] (Flashback) SHINJI
He said he likes people with big appetites.
[14:18] (Flashback) RYUJIRO
Also, people who get out of the water
and casually play the guitar.
[14:23] SAKURAKO
It's probably not the specific
actions that matter.
[14:27] SAKURAKO
He means people with jovial personalities.
[14:31] SAKURAKO
Basically, he likes laid-back
older people with a beachy vibe.
[14:36] SAKURAKO
There's no need to actually do those things.
[14:38] IORI
Hey, Busujima-sama.
[14:40] SAKURAKO
I'll regret asking, but what are you doing?
[14:43] IORI
Huh? Can't you tell?
[14:45] IORI
Put on a wetsuit and act like
you just got out of the water!
[14:48] IORI
Randomly start playing the guitar!
[14:50] IORI
Show him you can chug!
[14:52] IORI
And he'll fall in love!
[14:56] SAKURAKO
Uh...
[14:58] SAKURAKO
Okay, turn around and bend over.
[14:59] IORI
If you think that's a bad idea, just say so!
[15:02] SAKURAKO
Nope.
[15:02] SAKURAKO
Useless jerk. Trash.
Less useful than torn stockings.
[15:05] IORI
I got the point at "nope"!
[15:07] IORI
You won't know until you try!
[15:09] SAKURAKO
Then you do it.
[15:11] IORI
You betcha! Just watch!
[15:15] NAOMI
Hey, Sakurako-san?
[15:16] SAKURAKO
Oh, hello, Naomi-kun.
[15:18] NAOMI
Did Kitahara-san hit his head or something?
[15:21] SAKURAKO
That moron actually went through with it.
[15:23] NAOMI
I'll make sure to keep an eye on him.
[15:28] SAKURAKO
Huh?
[15:30] SAKURAKO
Naomi-kun... I came to help 'cause I'm free...
[15:32] NAOMI
Does your head hurt?!
[15:34] IORI
Hmm?
[15:35] SAKURAKO
Naomi-kun, it's not busy. Let's go on break.
[15:37] NAOMI
Do you have a fever?!
[15:39] IORI
Hmm?
[15:39] SAKURAKO
Naomi-kun...
[15:40] NAOMI
Any dizziness? Tingles in your limbs?
[15:43] NAOMI
I'll take you home!
[15:44] IORI
Hmm?
[15:45] SAKURAKO
Why the hell did it work for you?!
[15:48] IORI
What's this about?!
[15:49] WAITRESS
We got a bunch of orders!
[15:51] BOSS
It's a lot, Otoya-kun. Can you handle it?
[15:54] NAOMI
All good. Leave it to me.
[16:11] IORI
Wow.
[16:20] SAKURAKO
Welcome!
[16:22] NATSUMI
Hey, Sakurako. Look at you.
[16:24] YUKI
Yoohoo!
[16:25] SAKURAKO
What brings you two here?
[16:27] NATSUMI
We were drinking nearby.
[16:29] YUKI
But the guys were all
zoo animals, so we bailed.
[16:33] NATSUMI
And?
[16:34] NATSUMI
Where's the boy?
[16:36] SAKURAKO
You came to see Naomi-kun? I can't believe you.
[16:39] NATSUMI
What's the big deal?
[16:40] YUKI
You said he was a sight for sore eyes.
[16:42] SAKURAKO
I'll introduce you when he's my boyfriend.
[16:45] YUKI
You're still going on about that?
[16:47] NATSUMI
This really isn't like you.
[16:49] YUKI
Right?
[16:50] SAKURAKO
What do you mean?
[16:51] NATSUMI
I mean, you're usually quick
to make a move and jump into bed.
[16:56] SAKURAKO
It's different this time.
[16:58] NATSUMI
Yeah, right.
[16:59] YUKI
You keep trying to play the good gal.
Just do your thing, Sakurako.
[17:03] SAKURAKO
"My thing"?
[17:05] NATSUMI
Yeah! I mean...
[17:06] NATSUMI
You only like him for his looks, right?
[17:09] NATSUMI
The only kinda girl hot boys hate...
[17:12] YUKI
...is needy, emotional girls!
[17:13] NATSUMI
So you've got this easy!
[17:17] YUKI
You're easy, pretty, and have a bangin' bod.
[17:20] YUKI
Besides, you're the only one of us
who's single right now.
[17:23] NATSUMI
Hurry up and get a boyfriend
so we can enjoy the summer.
[17:27] SAKURAKO
Easy, huh?
[17:30] SAKURAKO
Fine, gimme a minute.
I'll go make a move right now.
[17:33] YUKI
Squee!
[17:34] NATSUMI
That's our Sakurako!
[17:37] BOSS
Kitahara-kun, you can take a break now.
[17:41] IORI
Roger that, boss.
[17:42] SAKURAKO
Do you have a minute, Naomi-kun?
[17:44] NAOMI
Yes?
[17:45] NAOMI
Do you need something, Sakurako-san?
[17:48] SAKURAKO
Well, it's more about what I want.
[17:51] SAKURAKO
You don't have a girlfriend, right?
[17:54] NAOMI
Huh?
[17:55] NAOMI
I don't, why?
[17:58] SAKURAKO
Perfect, then.
[17:59] NAOMI
Um, I...
[18:01] SAKURAKO
If you don't have a girlfriend,
[18:05] SAKURAKO
can I be...
[18:13] NATSUMI
Hey, she's back.
[18:15] YUKI
How'd it go?
[18:16] SAKURAKO
Not great.
[18:18] YUKI
Oh dear.
[18:18] NATSUMI
That's too bad.
[18:21] NATSUMI
But it's a weight off your shoulders, right?
[18:23] YUKI
It's gotta be!
[18:24] NATSUMI
Like, if you only liked him for his looks,
plenty of fish out in the sea.
[18:31] SAKURAKO
I guess you got me there.
[18:33] BOTH
Right?
[18:34] SAKURAKO
Ugh, now I gotta find someone new.
[18:38] NATSUMI
Yes! The instant move-on!
[18:40] YUKI
That's our Sakurako!
[18:41] SAKURAKO
Duh. It's not me to be clingy.
[18:45] NATSUMI
Totally.
[18:46] YUKI
True.
[18:47] NATSUMI
It's not like you were into him for him.
[18:49] YUKI
You probably couldn't go all out, could you?
[18:51] SAKURAKO
Hah! Bingo!
[18:53] SAKURAKO
Would've been a piece of cake
if I'd been serious.
[18:55] YUKI
It's your own damn fault, then.
[18:57] NATSUMI
Hey, don't be mean!
[19:04] SAKURAKO
See you later.
[19:09] IORI
Here.
[19:12] SAKURAKO
What's this?
[19:13] IORI
I figured you'd need a drink.
[19:15] SAKURAKO
You know, huh?
[19:16] IORI
I heard you guys talking from the hallway.
[19:19] SAKURAKO
That so?
[19:20] SAKURAKO
What, are you trying to make me feel better?
[19:23] IORI
I guess you could say that.
[19:26] SAKURAKO
This is nothing. I'm not gonna
get down on myself over it.
[19:30] IORI
Are you sure?
[19:31] SAKURAKO
Like, it's really not a big deal.
[19:34] SAKURAKO
I just got rejected by a guy
I liked for his looks.
[19:38] SAKURAKO
What's with that look?
[19:39] IORI
It's just, I don't understand
why that can't get you down.
[19:44] SAKURAKO
Huh? Isn't that obvious?
[19:46] SAKURAKO
People usually fall in love for better reasons—
[19:48] IORI
But remember what you said?
[19:50] IORI
You said you actually really liked him.
[19:52] SAKURAKO
Again, I was talking about his looks!
[19:54] IORI
So what?
[19:56] IORI
What's wrong with actually liking
someone for their looks?
[20:00] IORI
People are free to love what they want.
[20:02] IORI
Nobody can tell them otherwise.
[20:05] IORI
Am I wrong?
[20:12] SAKURAKO
Kitahara.
[20:13] IORI
Y-Yeah?
[20:16] SAKURAKO
Quit talking like you know shit!
[20:19] SAKURAKO
What, did you think you could be
a shoulder for me to cry on?
[20:24] SAKURAKO
Got your hopes up?
[20:27] IORI
Oh, come on!
[20:28] SAKURAKO
And first things first.
[20:29] SAKURAKO
Who offers a girl beer to console her?
[20:33] IORI
Gee, my bad.
[20:34] SAKURAKO
If you really think so,
[20:36] SAKURAKO
go get me a different drink.
[20:40] IORI
Yeesh.
[20:42] IORI
What would you like, princess?
[20:46] SAKURAKO
Don't turn around.
[20:48] SAKURAKO
Why would I ever cry on your shoulder...
[20:52] SAKURAKO
you dumbass.
[20:59] SAKURAKO
Hello, Naomi-kun.
[21:02] NAOMI
Oh, hello there.
[21:05] SAKURAKO
Don't worry about yesterday.
[21:08] NAOMI
Okay, I won't.
[21:09] SAKURAKO
Oh, but...
[21:10] NAOMI
Yeah?
[21:11] SAKURAKO
Come to me if you ever change your mind.
[21:16] NAOMI
Got it. I'll do just that.
[21:18] SAKURAKO
I'll go out with you if I'm single at the time.
[21:22] IORI
Oh, hey, you seem okay now.
[21:24] SAKURAKO
I told you I wasn't gonna get down on myself.
[21:26] SAKURAKO
So last night didn't happen. Got that?
[21:29] IORI
Roger that.
[21:32] SAKURAKO
Oh, and one more thing.
[21:33] SAKURAKO
Give this to Kohei-kun for me.
[21:37] IORI
Huh? What's all this?
[21:38] [SONG] SIGN
Moe Maid Lalako-tan
Kaya Mizuki Token
[21:39] IORI
You apologizing for that one time?
[21:41] SAKURAKO
Don't ask me.
[21:42] IORI
Give it to him yourself.
[21:44] SAKURAKO
Not happening. He's gross.
[21:47] IORI
Way to not be upfront.
[21:55] IORI
Oh?
[21:56] [SONG] SIGN
Are you free this Saturday?
[21:58] IORI
Just got the usual drinking plans.
[22:02] [SONG] SIGN
Can we go catch a movie?
[22:05] IORI
Did you ask Chisa and Kohei already?
[22:11] [SONG] SIGN
It's not a group thing
[22:12] [SONG] SIGN
Just the two of us
[22:21] [SONG] CREDITS
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Sriram Gurunathan
[22:24] [SONG] CREDITS
Subtitle Timing
Krzysztof Kunc
[22:32] [SONG] CREDITS
Editing & Typesetting
Tara Campbell
[22:35] [SONG] CREDITS
Quality Control
S. Bilyeu
[22:39] [SONG] CREDITS
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:07] [SONG] SIGN
Can we go catch a movie?
[00:10] IORI
Did you ask Chisa and Kohei already?
[00:15] [SONG] SIGN
It's not a group thing
[00:16] [SONG] SIGN
Just the two of us
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[02:01] AINA
Gah! I went and sent it!
[02:06] AINA
Can't blame it on my shyness anymore.
[02:09] AINA
Because now...
[02:11] AINA
I'm running out of time.
[02:16] AINA
H-He replied already?
[02:18] [SONG] SIGN
Sorry, I know it's late, but I'm here
to return the books I borrowed
[02:21] KIYOKO
Yoohoo, Aina.
[02:24] AINA
Kikko, is it okay if I come
to hate you just for now?
[02:28] KIYOKO
No idea where that came from, but no.
[02:30] KIYOKO
Anyway, here you are.
[02:32] AINA
Yeah, thanks.
[02:34] AINA
Okay, is that all? Good night...
[02:37] KIYOKO
Say, Aina.
[02:38] KIYOKO
Why does it feel like
something fun's going down?
[02:41] AINA
It's not! Nothing is going down!
[02:43] KIYOKO
Then there's no problem with me staying, right?
[02:46] KIYOKO
I think I'll chill here for a bit.
[02:50] AINA
This stays between us, okay?
[02:52] KIYOKO
'Kay.
[02:53] AINA
Thing is...
[02:54] KIYOKO
Oh, gimme a sec.
[02:57] KEIKO
We're all ears!
[02:59] KANAKO
What's staying between us?
[03:01] AINA
Why'd you summon them?!
[03:03] KIYOKO
The four of us are one in spirit! Sparkle!
[03:06] KANAKO
That reaction was a little mean.
[03:08] KEIKO
Wasn't it?
[03:09] KIYOKO
Do you not trust us?
[03:11] AINA
Not with your necks turning into rubber, no.
[03:15] KEIKO
But I think it'd do you good
to get our opinions.
[03:20] AINA
Fine, but this really stays between us, okay?
[03:22] ALL
Yep!
[03:23] AINA
And there you have it.
[03:26] ALL
Bruh...
[03:27] KANAKO
What, so you just asked him to the movies?
[03:30] KEIKO
Even middle schoolers have
more exciting things going on.
[03:32] AINA
Yeah, yeah, excuse me for being a late bloomer!
[03:36] KIYOKO
Sorry about that.
[03:37] KEIKO
Cheer up, girl.
[03:39] KANAKO
So, what'd he say?
[03:41] AINA
Oh, right, his reply!
[03:43] [SONG] SIGN
Ah, I get it now
[03:43] [SONG] SIGN
See you outside the station at 2 PM, then
[03:49] KANAKO
Good for you, Aina.
[03:51] KIYOKO
'Grats.
[03:52] AINA
Shucks.
[03:53] KIYOKO
Now you need a date plan.
[03:56] AINA
Y-Yeah. How do these things usually go?
[03:58] ALL
I've never done the asking out, so no clue.
[04:02] AINA
Why'd I even bother telling you?
[04:05] KANAKO
That reminds me, Keiko...
[04:07] KANAKO
You live with a boy, don't you?
[04:09] KIYOKO
What? Really?!
[04:10] KEIKO
I guess you could say that.
[04:13] AINA
Gimme some advice, Professor!
[04:16] KEIKO
Boys are really simple.
[04:18] KIYOKO
Ooh, she's dropping pearls of wisdom.
[04:20] AINA
Tell me more.
[04:21] KIYOKO
Whatever he says,
[04:24] KIYOKO
just gas him up by saying, "Oh, wow,"
"I had no idea," and "You're so cool."
[04:29] AINA
Uh-huh.
[04:32] KEIKO
Then just bury his face in your chest
and he'll be all yours.
[04:36] AINA
Oh, I see!
[04:37] KANAKO
Is it really that easy?
[04:40] KEIKO
Yeah, it's super easy...
[04:44] KEIKO
with a six-year-old li'l bro.
[04:46] AINA
I'm a fool! I'm a fool
for believing a word she said!
[04:49] [SONG] SIGNSRtoL
Chest-Growing Methodology
How to Develop Shapely Breasts: Form Over Size
Is your man into big boobs or flat chests? Chest-Size Love Horoscopes
Your Honkers Will Pierce the Heavens - To All the Troubled Women
Learn from an active pinup model - Breast Enhancing Exercises
Top Secret - Massive Chest Gains
[04:49] KIYOKO
Oh, right, you haven't moved out yet.
[04:52] KEIKO
Yep.
[04:53] KANAKO
Sorry, Aina. I was just messing around.
[04:57] KANAKO
Aina?
[04:58] AINA
Well, he is mentally six,
[05:01] AINA
so that might work.
[05:03] KANAKO
You sure about this boy?
[05:06] KEIKO
It is what it is. We'll help you
pick out what to wear at least.
[05:12] AINA
Huh? You'd do that?
[05:13] KANAKO
I can see you being late for the date
because you couldn't decide, otherwise.
[05:17] KIYOKO
That'd be totally in-character for Aina.
[05:20] KEIKO
You need to show some leg!
You're nice and slender, so flaunt 'em!
[05:22] AINA
Huh? Oh...
[05:24] KANAKO
And some cleavage.
[05:26] KIYOKO
You know that's not Aina's style!
[05:36] AINA
I think I was too early.
[05:38] IORI
Oh?
[05:39] IORI
You're already here?
[05:42] AINA
Y-You're early too, Iori.
[05:45] IORI
It's been ages since I last did anything
other than dive and get smashed.
[05:49] IORI
I'm actually really excited about this.
[05:54] IORI
What's up?
[05:55] AINA
Nothing!
[05:58] AINA
Are you a movie buff?
[06:00] IORI
I love inspirational sports flicks.
[06:02] IORI
We're gonna watch Outbox, right?
[06:04] AINA
Huh?
[06:05] AINA
Crap, I panicked so hard,
I totally forgot to pick a movie!
[06:10] IORI
Are we not?
[06:11] AINA
We are! I've been wanting to watch it, too.
[06:14] AINA
But I'm curious. What gave it away?
[06:16] IORI
It was obvious, looking at the lineup.
[06:25] [SONG] SIGN
Magic Girl Lalako the Movie
-Farming Saga Conclusion-
[06:26] IORI
If we'd invited those two,
[06:27] IORI
there was no way we would've
gotten to see Outbox.
SIGN If Chisa
was
invited
SIGN If Kohei
was
invited
[06:30] AINA
So that's what he meant by "I get it now"!
[06:30] [SONG] SIGN
Ah, I get it now
[06:33] IORI
C'mon, let's go.
[06:35] AINA
Huh? Don't we have to buy tickets?
[06:37] IORI
I already got us couples' discount tickets.
[06:39] AINA
Cou—
[06:41] AINA
Y-You know a deal when you see one.
[06:44] IORI
It's not that big a deal.
Just being responsible.
[07:02] AINA
That was so good!
[07:04] IORI
Right?!
[07:05] AINA
I didn't know boxing was so awesome!
[07:07] IORI
It's so hype, huh?!
[07:09] AINA
That scene where they
talked up the dejected hero!
[07:12] IORI
Exactly! That was incredible!
[07:16] [SONG] SIGN
Just checking... Please don't tell me you're
thinking of bouncing right after the movie
[07:18] [SONG] SIGN
Take him to a romantic place
and give it your best shot!
[07:22] IORI
Right! They told me about
a nice restaurant nearby!
[07:26] IORI
Let me look it up...
SIGN Currently
[07:28] IORI
It's not open yet!
[07:30] AINA
Er, um, I wanna go get a bite,
but the restaurant's rest-auranting right now!
[07:35] IORI
Oh, okay.
[07:37] IORI
Might as well, then.
Can you come with me for a bit?
SIGN Sports
April
[07:44] IORI
Sorry to make you come shopping with me.
[07:47] AINA
No problem. What're you looking for?
[07:49] IORI
A swimsuit, for starts.
[07:51] IORI
I also wanna check out
some diving computers and fins.
[07:54] AINA
Wow, rich guy.
[07:57] IORI
Hey, I am working now.
[07:59] STAFF
Look at you two.
[08:01] STAFF
Is he your boyfriend?
[08:02] AINA
Wha? No, it's not like that!
[08:05] STAFF
Oh, really?
[08:07] STAFF
But you're close enough to shop together.
[08:10] AINA
Huh? Well, I mean...
[08:14] STAFF
How innocent.
[08:15] STAFF
You must be excited to get
your first look at him in a swimsuit.
[08:20] AINA
I guess. I see him naked more times than not.
[08:22] STAFF
What's with this couple? Are they rabbits?!
[08:25] IORIAINA
Cheers!
[08:27] IORI
Nice place you picked out.
[08:29] AINA
Th-Thanks.
[08:32] (Flashback) KIYOKO
This place looks perfect!
[08:35] AINA
Thank you, Aina's Angels!
[08:37] WAITER
Your chicken breast skewers.
[08:40] IORI
This dish appeared in the movie, too.
[08:43] AINA
When he was dropping weight, yeah.
[08:45] IORI
He acted like it was the worst meal ever.
[08:47] AINA
Well, he was eating the same thing for weeks.
[08:51] IORI
But he dealt with it
in order to meet his goals!
[08:54] AINA
Yeah, that really hit home!
[08:56] IORI
People can be so cool when they
get laser-focused on one thing!
[09:00] AINA
It's great how that passion shines through.
[09:03] AINA
Wish I had something that'd make me
blind to everything else too.
[09:07] IORI
Huh?
[09:09] IORI
You have your makeup, don't you?
[09:11] AINA
That's not the same thing, okay?!
[09:22] AINA
This is so fun.
[09:23] AINA
It's great to share an experience
with someone else and then discuss it.
[09:27] AINA
I really do love the movies, diving, and...
[09:36] AINA
I fancy yer.
[09:39] BOTH
Huh?
[09:43] IORI
Fancy?
[09:46] AINA
U-Uh... I can explain!
[09:49] AINA
I meant I've never seen a fancier water bottle!
[09:52] IORI
What the hell? That's clearly a shaker.
[09:55] IORI
Oh, another beer, please.
[09:57] AINA
Phew. Close call.
[10:00] AINA
Way to talk your way outta that, me!
[10:03] AINA
Now nobody'll think
I just blurted out how I feel.
[10:06] CUSTOMER A
Did she just say she likes him?
[10:07] CUSTOMER B
She totally said she likes him!
[10:09] CUSTOMER C
Aww, so cute!
[10:10] CUSTOMER D
Hope the guy explodes.
[10:13] IORI
That was great.
[10:15] AINA
Yeah, it was.
[10:16] IORI
All right, then.
[10:17] AINA
Yep, let's go home.
[10:20] IORI
Hey, we're out already. Let's keep it going.
[10:22] AINA
Huh?
[10:23] ALL
Cheers!
[10:26] AINA
Should've seen this coming.
[10:28] IORI
Hey, I told you we've got
the usual drinking plans!
[10:32] CHISA
Did you two go somewhere?
[10:33] AINA
Yeah, to catch a movie.
[10:35] CHISA
Dive Blue?!
[10:36] AINA
Nah, Outbox.
[10:38] CHISA
Oh...
[10:40] AINA
Your interests are so easy to gauge.
[10:43] CHISA
You think?
[10:44] AINA
Not aware of it, huh?
[10:46] (Flashback) IORI
People can be so cool when they get
laser-focused on one thing!
[10:57] CHISA
Something on my face?
[10:58] AINA
You've got two eyes, a nose, and a mouth.
[11:01] CHISA
So do you, Aina.
[11:03] IORI
Where are you going, Azusa-san?
[11:05] AZUSA
Shopping run for some more stuff.
[11:07] IORI
I'll go with you.
[11:09] AZUSA
Yeah?
[11:12] AZUSA
Still gets chilly at night, huh?
[11:15] IORI
Sure does.
[11:17] AZUSA
By the way, Iori.
[11:18] IORI
Yes?
[11:20] AZUSA
What're you gonna do?
[11:21] IORI
Hm? About what?
[11:23] AZUSA
Huh? She didn't say anything?
[11:26] IORI
What are you talking about?
[11:28] AZUSA
Huh... Let me change the question, then.
[11:32] IORI
Okay.
[11:33] AZUSA
Did you notice anything off with Aina?
[11:38] IORI
Now that you mention it, there was some stuff.
[11:42] AZUSA
I see.
[11:43] IORI
Is something up?
[11:45] AZUSA
Well...
[11:48] AZUSA
I guess I can tell you at least.
[11:50] IORI
What is it?
[11:53] AZUSA
You see, Aina...
[11:54] AZUSA
She has to go back home for family reasons.
[11:59] IORI
What?
[12:01] IORI
Cakey has to go back home?
[12:03] AZUSA
Yeah. Looks like her tuition is
going to be a sticking point.
[12:08] AZUSA
A stereotypical "family situation."
[12:11] IORI
Cakey's family situation...
[12:15] AINAMOM
My. Dear, Aina's sent a letter.
[12:18] AINADAD
That's great.
[12:19] AINADAD
I'm glad I get to see a glimpse of
my dear daughter's life away from home.
[12:24] AINADAD
Honey, submit the dropout notice.
[12:26] AINAMOM
Right away.
[12:28] IORI
Ugh! I guess they saw her caked up!
[12:32] AZUSA
Didn't I just say her
tuition's the sticking point?
[12:37] IORI
So it's a financial issue.
[12:39] AZUSA
Something like that.
[12:41] AZUSA
Well, there you have it.
[12:43] AZUSA
You won't get to see Aina for much longer.
[12:46] AZUSA
Remember that.
[12:51] KOHEI
Cakey's going back home?
[12:53] IORI
What can we do about this?
[12:55] KOHEI
If money's the issue,
[12:58] KOHEI
she can apply for a scholarship.
[13:01] IORI
Ah, I knew that was coming.
[13:03] KOHEI
Is there a problem?
[13:05] IORI
I looked into it myself,
[13:07] IORI
and they only give them out to people
with a minimum GPA of 3.5 in high school.
[13:11] KOHEI
A minimum of 3.5?
[13:14] IORI
What did she score in PE?
[13:15] KOHEI
Probably a 1.0.
[13:17] IORI
How about home ec and art?
[13:19] KOHEI
At best 2.0.
[13:21] IORI
Which means...
[13:22] IORI
She'd need more than 3.9
in every other subject.
[13:26] KOHEI
Her? Score 4.0 across the board?
[13:30] KOHEI
Uh, there's no way.
[13:34] IORI
Let's check with her indirectly, just in case.
[13:37] KOHEI
Why indirectly?
[13:39] IORI
She might wanna keep this whole thing a secret.
[13:42] KOHEI
Makes sense.
[13:45] IORI
Say, Cakey.
[13:48] IORI
How's school going for you?
[13:50] KOHEI
You doing good?
[13:51] AINA
What's with you two?
[13:52] IORI
We're a little worried about your grades.
[13:55] KOHEI
Are you keeping up with your studies?
[13:58] AINA
You're the last people I'll take that from!
[14:01] IORI
Didn't work.
[14:03] KOHEI
She was totally wary of us.
[14:05] KOHEI
If a scholarship's out, how about a job?
SIGN Part-Time Job Catalog
[14:08] IORI
Dunno, I don't have much confidence
in her picking up work skills.
[14:11] KOHEI
True.
[14:13] IORI
Is there a job that'll pay
even a klutz a good wage?
[14:18] KOHEI
I know just the place, Kitahara!
[14:20] IORI
Oho?
[14:21] KOHEI
Being a klutz there is okay! And it pays well!
[14:24] IORI
Really? That sounds too good to be true!
[14:27] KOHEI
At a maid cafe, klutziness
becomes an endearing trait!
[14:28] [SONG] SIGN
Meiko -- "I... I'm sorry, Onii...
[14:28] [SONG] SIGN
I mean,
Master..."
[14:31] IORI
Genius!
[14:34] KOHEI
Say, Cakey.
[14:35] AINA
What?
[14:37] IORI
How to ask this...
[14:38] KOHEI
Er...
[14:39] IORIKOHEI
Is your allowance good enough?
[14:41] AINA
Why do you sound like the dad
of a poor household?!
[14:43] AINA
What are you plotting this time?!
[14:45] KOHEI
Nothing in the least!
[14:47] CHISA
Your eyes are darting.
[14:49] IORI
Surely you jest!
[14:51] KOHEI
Damn, she's even more wary of us now.
[14:53] IORI
We need to fall back for now.
[14:56] IORI
She'll probably catch on if we suggest a job.
[14:59] KOHEI
If we could at least give her that dress,
she'd naturally think of maid cafes.
[15:07] KOHEI
What's up?
[15:09] IORI
I have something to give Chisa right here.
[15:12] IORI
We can give Cakey the dress
while I give Chisa this!
[15:16] KOHEI
I see! It'd seem perfectly natural!
[15:18] IORI
Chisa.
[15:19] CHISA
What now?
[15:20] IORI
For you.
[15:22] AINA
Wow, a gift?
[15:24] CHISA
Thank you?
[15:25] AINA
Lucky you.
[15:26] IORI
I have something for you too, Cakey.
[15:28] AINA
Huh?!
[15:29] AINA
Th-Thanks, Iori!
[15:31] IORI
Don't mention it.
Consider it payback for always!
[15:38] AINA
What the hell?
[15:40] [SONG] SIGN
If a boy gifts you clothes
it means he wants to see
you wearing them!
[15:41] AINA
Wait, I read that magazine article before!
[15:44] AINA
So, Iori wants to see me dress up in this...
[15:56] CHISA
You perv!
[15:58] IORI
Wait! Hear me out!
SIGN Currently Explaining
[16:02] HITODE
Starfish.
[16:04] IORI
You see now?
[16:05] CHISA
I get the Aina deal, but why gift me underwear?
[16:09] IORI
Hmph. I told I would, remember?
[16:13] (Flashback) IORI
Thanks, Chisa!
[16:15] (Flashback) IORI
To show my appreciation,
I'll buy you some sexy underwear.
[16:19] CHISA
I never asked for that!
[16:21] [SONG] SIGN
Auction: Women's Underwear (Opened) - Fancy
Chisa Kote°°°gawa
[16:21] KOHEI
If you don't want it, sell it online.
[16:23] CHISA
That's going to look like something else!
[16:26] IORI
I see! So that was an option!
[16:28] CHISA
Huh? What was?
[16:30] KOHEI
You're selling something online?
[16:31] IORI
Yeah.
[16:32] IORI
I think we have Kaya Mizuki's wetsuit.
[16:35] IORI
We can sell that for like 2 million...
[16:37] CHISA
You scumbag.
[16:42] KOHEI
Fine. I'll find a buyer right away.
[16:44] CHISA
Huh?
[16:46] CHISA
Don't tell me you put it up for sale!
SIGN WTS
Kidney
SIGN Starting 2 million yen
[16:47] [SONG] SIGN
Seller is a healthy college student.
Cash only. No bank deposits.
[16:50] CHISA
We're not selling it. For any amount.
[16:52] KOHEI
But why?!
[16:54] KOHEI
Please!
[16:55] CHISA
No means "no".
[16:56] KOHEI
I need it more than anything in life!
[16:58] CHISA
I'll go hide Kaya-san's wetsuit.
[17:00] KOHEI
I beg you, Kotegawa-sama!
[17:03] IORI
Chin up, Kohei.
[17:08] KOHEI
Kitahara... It can't be.
[17:12] IORI
I grabbed it before Chisa could.
[17:14] KOHEI
Are you sure?
[17:16] IORI
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
[17:20] BOSS
Where'd my old wetsuit go? It was right here.
[17:23] NANAKA
Iori-kun took it upstairs just now.
[17:26] KOHEI
I'm sorry you had to get
your hands dirty for me, Kitahara!
[17:29] IORI
Yeah... The guilt is crushing me, honestly.
[17:33] KOHEI
Just wait! I'll sell my kidney right away
and get us that money!
[17:36] IORI
Don't! I can't make you do that!
[17:39] KOHEI
What other choice do we have?
[17:41] IORI
Well... I feel like you'd have
a hidden stash of valuable goods.
[17:47] CHISA
Why do I have to go to
Imamura-kun's apartment too?
[17:50] IORI
It's my first time going.
[17:52] IORI
I need somebody to call the cops
if I find anything illegal.
[17:55] CHISA
I have to agree!
[17:58] KOHEI
Give me a bit. I'll clean up the place.
[18:00] IORI
It's fine if it's a little messy.
[18:02] KOHEI
That's not the problem.
[18:04] KOHEI
Even I have things I don't want
people seeing. Let me hide them.
[18:09] IORI
Things he wants to hide, eh?
[18:12] CHISA
What?
[18:14] IORI
Nothing.
[18:15] IORI
I guess he's being a gentleman.
[18:20] KOHEI
You can come in now.
[18:21] IORI
Finally!
[18:22] CHISA
I'm so hot...
[18:25] CHISA
Thanks for having us.
[18:26] IORI
Dude, why'd you make us wait so long?
[18:32] IORI
What the hell did you even "hide" here?!
[18:34] KOHEI
Obf!
[18:35] IORI
There was no reason to wait out in the sun!
[18:38] IORI
Wait, is this really after the cleanup?
[18:43] CHISA
Huh?
[18:44] IORI
What's up?
[18:45] CHISA
He has a bunch of the same book.
[18:45] [SONG] SIGN
Lalako-tan Deconstruction
[18:47] IORI
You know the deal. For preservation,
for sharing, and all that jazz.
[18:51] CHISA
But even then, this is a lot.
[18:54] IORI
He's like a missionary.
[18:57] KOHEI
You saw?
[19:00] IORI
Dude, how many copies of this book
are you planning to circulate?
[19:03] KOHEI
Wait, circulate?
[19:04] IORI
Am I wrong?
[19:05] KOHEI
No, those copies are for circulation.
[19:08] KOHEI
I made that book back in high school.
[19:13] CHISA
You made this? Your art's so good!
[19:15] IORI
Seriously?!
[19:17] KOHEI
Sheesh.
[19:19] KOHEI
Now even Kotegawa knows I used to be an otaku.
[19:22] CHISA
Huh?
[19:23] KOHEI
Let him have this.
[19:25] IORI
Anyway, we need valuables right now.
[19:27] KOHEI
Yeah, look for whatever will
fetch a pretty price.
[19:30] CHISA
They're talking like robbers...
[19:31] IORI
What's this?
[19:32] KOHEI
A porn mag.
[19:33] IORI
And this?
[19:34] KOHEI
A porn fanzine.
[19:35] IORI
How about this?!
[19:35] KOHEI
A porn game.
[19:36] IORI
All he's got is porn!
[19:40] IORI
We didn't find anything worth squat.
[19:43] KOHEI
I guess I really do have to sell a kidney.
[19:46] KOHEI
Hate to break it to you,
but that's my uncle's wetsuit.
[19:51] CHISA
I'll gather up some of my stuff
we can sell, too.
[19:55] IORI
Me too, but we can only fetch so much.
[19:58] CHISA
What can we do, then?
[19:59] IORI
If we can't boost income, we'll just
have to cut down on expenses.
[20:04] CHISA
Which means...
[20:04] IORI
The biggest expense is rent, you see.
SIGN All You Need to Know
About Maid Outfits
[20:12] IORI
Cakey.
[20:12] AINA
What?
[20:13] IORI
Come with me.
[20:15] IORI
Azusa-san told me the news.
[20:18] IORI
You have to go back home
for family reasons?
[20:23] AINA
Yeah...
[20:24] IORI
What do you wanna do?
[20:26] AINA
I don't wanna go.
[20:28] IORI
Yeah?
[20:30] IORI
Then stay right here.
[20:34] AINA
But...
[20:34] IORI
You may have a hard time getting by,
but I'll try to support you in any way I can.
[20:39] AINA
Uh, Iori? Are you saying...
[20:41] IORI
Dunno how much this will help, but I've
gathered up some essentials for you.
[20:54] AINA
Wha...?
[20:57] IORI
Cakey, if you don't mind...
[21:01] IORI
how about you live here?
[21:03] AINA
What kind of mental torture is this?!
[21:08] ALL
Hmm...
[21:09] IORI
Why'd she turn us down?
[21:10] KOHEI
We left no stone unturned.
[21:13] SHINJI
Hey, you guys.
[21:14] RYUJIRO
Gather downstairs for a sec.
[21:16] ALL
Okay.
[21:17] SHINJI
There you have it.
[21:19] SHINJI
Aina's going home for a bit
to help her family with farmwork.
[21:25] IORICHISAKOHEI
With farmwork?
[21:28] AINA
But I haven't made any summer memories yet!
[21:31] IORI
Azusa-san!
[21:32] IORI
What was all that about a "financial issue"?!
[21:35] AZUSA
They won't pay her tuition
unless she helps out.
[21:39] IORI
How misleading!
[21:41] IORI
I was worried for nothing!
[21:42] KOHEI
I swear! I'm taking back all my stuff!
[21:48] AINA
Sorry for making you worry.
[21:53] IORI
Huh? What are you even saying?!
[21:55] KOHEI
Can you stop being so hellishly cakey?!
[21:57] AINA
I am not cakey right now!
[21:59] AINA
But, hey, it's true
that I'll be away for a while.
[22:02] AINA
Don't make too many fun memories without me.
[22:07] IORIKOHEI
Screw that!
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Krzysztof Kunc
[22:32] [SONG] CREDITS
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Tara Campbell
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11 - Let's Go to an Uninhabited Island!
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[01:37] IORI
What's got you down, Azusa-san?
[01:39] AZUSA
You first, Iori.
[01:41] IORI
I was just thinking I want to have
some peak summer fun.
[01:45] AZUSA
I hear ya. I'm basically in the same boat.
[01:48] IORI
Really?
[01:50] AZUSA
Yep. I'm really craving...
[01:52] AZUSA
the sight of Nanaka's ass.
[01:54] IORI
I wouldn't call that
the same boat as me at all.
[01:57] AZUSA
You mean you don't wanna check it out?
[01:59] IORI
Don't go putting words in my mouth now.
[02:02] IORI
Don't you see her in her swimsuit all the time?
[02:05] AZUSA
She slips on her wetsuit immediately.
[02:08] IORI
You'll need a beach day, then.
[02:10] AZUSA
Too many people. Can't be bothered.
[02:14] NANAKA
Tomorrow?
[02:16] NANAKA
I don't know if we can gather eight
or more people on such short notice.
[02:19] AZUSA
Eight or more people tomorrow?
[02:20] NANAKA
Yeah, yeah... Oh, no. Okay.
[02:22] IORI
Wonder what this is about.
[02:24] NANAKA
It's too bad you had to cancel.
[02:27] IORI
Tomorrow, huh?
[02:27] NANAKA
Yeah... No.
[02:28] AZUSA
Eight or more's a tough ask.
[02:31] NANAKA
But I'd like to go, since it's
not every day you get the chance...
[02:35] NANAKA
to go camping on an uninhabited island.
[02:37] NANAKA
I'll try asking around.
[02:40] NANAKA
Say...
[02:42] AZUSA
We'll figure something out!
[02:44] IORI
Yeah!
[02:50] NAOMI
Kitahara-san!
[02:52] NAOMI
Thanks for inviting me today!
[02:54] IORI
And thank you for coming along!
[02:58] IORI
That leaves Azusa-san's guest...
[03:01] MAYA
Sorry! Did I keep you waiting?
[03:05] MAYA
Ack...
[03:07] MAYA
I'm the last to arrive?
[03:11] IORI
Wait, did you really...
[03:13] AZUSA
She happened to be on summer break.
[03:17] KOHEI
You have my unwavering fealty for life!
[03:21] AZUSA
You really blow things out of proportion.
[03:23] RYUJIRO
Huh? A wetsuit?
[03:25] RYUJIRO
I'm pretty sure diving isn't in the plans.
[03:27] CHISA
Huh?
SIGN rumble rumble
[03:29] CHISA
Huh...
[03:38] MAYA
I haven't had a beach day in so long!
[03:40] AZUSA
Good thing it's a deserted island, huh?
[03:42] NANAKA
Would've been even better
if we had it all to ourselves.
[03:46] MAYA
I'm happy enough with it
having a cap on visitors.
[03:49] NAOMI
Isn't that Kaya Mizuki?
[03:52] IORI
You know her too?
[03:53] NAOMI
She was on the cover
of a diving magazine recently.
[03:56] NAOMI
By the way, Kitahara-san.
[03:58] IORI
Hm?
[03:58] NAOMI
Isn't that painful?
[04:01] IORI
All good. I'm used to it.
[04:03] RYUJIRO
It'd be dangerous when the ship sways, though.
[04:05] NAOMI
R-Right.
[04:08] RYUJIRO
Continue that after we land.
[04:11] CHISA
Got it.
[04:13] IORI
Sorry for tricking you, Chisa.
[04:15] CHISA
You can apologize with a number of fractures.
[04:17] IORI
Your idea of apologies is freaky!
[04:20] NAOMI
Those two are so close.
[04:23] RYUJIRO
Well, yeah. They're technically
boyfriend and girlfriend.
[04:26] NAOMI
Huh?!
[04:27] CHISA
Uh... let's not go there.
[04:29] RYUJIRO
What, was that supposed to be a secret?
[04:31] IORI
Not really, no.
[04:33] CHISA
Uh, listen, Otoya-kun.
[04:36] NAOMI
Is that so?
[04:39] NAOMI
That's great to hear!
[04:41] IORI
Is it, though?
[04:43] RYUJIRO
Don't ask me.
[04:44] NAOMI
What do you like about Kitahara-san?
[04:46] CHISA
Huh? Oh, uh...
[04:48] NAOMI
Like, you lighten up when you're with him?
Or you like how accepting he is?
[04:53] CHISA
Y-Yeah, something like that.
[04:55] NAOMI
What else?!
SIGN 1 Minute Later
SIGN 3 Minutes Later
SIGN 5 Minutes Later
[05:02] CHISA
H...
[05:02] NAOMI
H?
[05:04] CHISA
How he eats a lot.
[05:06] NAOMI
I see! What else?
[05:08] CHISA
Y-You want more?!
SIGN 5 More
Minutes Later
[05:13] CHISA
How he chews properly...
[05:16] NAOMI
I get that!
[05:18] IORI
Oh, honey!
[05:19] IORI
You have my permission
to mention stuff other than food.
[05:22] CHISA
Uh... How he can do addition.
[05:26] IORI
Hey, I can handle subtraction too!
[05:29] RYUJIRO
You seem chuffed.
[05:30] NAOMI
Of course I am!
[05:32] NAOMI
Because I love Kitahara-san too!
[05:37] RYUJIRO
Ah, the joy of discussing
something you both love.
[05:42] IORI
What's wrong, Chisa?
[05:44] RYUJIRO
Where's Kohei, by the way?
[05:45] CHISA
Yeah, where?
[05:47] IORI
Oh...
[05:48] IORI
He's on death's door
due to hyperventilating from joy.
[05:58] IORI
Deserted island ahoy...
[06:06] IORI
This is exciting!
[06:08] RYUJIRO
Sure is.
[06:09] SHINJI
Love this location!
[06:11] IORI
Let's start a fire and barbecue some meat!
[06:15] STAFF
Sorry, sir, we ask that you
set up your tents first.
[06:18] SHINJI
You heard the man.
[06:20] IORI
Oh, right.
[06:22] IORI
We need to carry our stuff off the boat, too.
[06:26] IORI
Think I can pump him back up to life?
[06:36] IORI
Settled down yet?
[06:38] KOHEI
I'm breathing normally, at least.
[06:40] IORI
Then let's go say hello already.
[06:43] KOHEI
Wha?
[06:44] KOHEI
Hmph. Don't be stupid.
[06:47] IORI
You're the stupid one here!
[06:49] KOHEI
Doesn't take a genius to know that my mind'll
explode if I hear her voice in person.
[06:55] IORI
Is she some kind of god to you?
[06:58] KOHEI
How could I ever go talk to her?
SIGN fidget
fidget
[07:00] IORI
Yeah? Then I'll go by myself.
SIGN dawdle
dawdle
[07:04] KOHEI
Cut in line and you're dead.
[07:06] IORI
Dude, you're a pain in the ass.
[07:09] IORI
Come with me, then.
[07:10] KOHEI
I'm not emotionally ready yet!
[07:14] IORI
Huh? Where are Maya-san and the others?
[07:16] SHINJI
Oh, the ladies?
[07:19] SHINJI
They're changing in the tent.
[07:23] KOHEI
In there, Kaya-sama is... nak...
[07:25] IORI
Stop! Don't picture it, Kohei!
[07:28] IORI
Calm down. Take a deep breath.
[07:31] KOHEI
Y-Yeah...
[07:33] IORI
Inhale.
[07:36] IORI
Exhale.
[07:39] IORI
Inhale again.
[07:40] MAYA
Eek! Stop that, Azusa.
[07:44] AZUSA
Long time no see, Maya tiddies.
[07:47] IORI
Big trouble! Kohei's ascending!
[07:49] SHINJI
How is he blue?!
[07:51] RYUJIRO
Does he have a pulse?!
[07:52] IORI
Kohei!
[07:55] IORI
Sheesh, way to waste all that time.
[07:58] KOHEI
Any hot-blooded creature
would've ended up the same.
[08:01] NAOMI
That's a very manly way to change,
but could you close your tent?
[08:05] SHINJI
We're here.
[08:08] NANAMI
You're actually wearing swimsuits.
[08:11] RYUJIRO
To start off, at least.
[08:13] NAOMI
Huh?
[08:21] AZUSA
What a view, huh? Haven't feasted
our eyes on this since Okinawa.
[08:25] KOHEI
Azusa-san, where is Kaya-sama?
[08:28] IORI
Yeah, I don't see her.
[08:29] KOHEI
Is she in danger?!
[08:32] AZUSA
Maya said she was talking a stroll
down the beach.
[08:35] IORI
Somebody's talking to her.
[08:38] AZUSA
Someone from another group?
[08:40] IORI
I hope he's not trying to pick her up.
[08:42] KOHEI
Pick her up?!
[08:46] IORI
Settle down, you dumbass.
[08:48] AZUSA
It'll be fine.
[08:50] AZUSA
Maya can get rid of him her...
[08:52] AZUSA
self?
[08:54] GUY
Never expected to run into someone
who's performed on Kouhaku. I'm so lucky.
[09:01] KOHEI
Judgment passed.
[09:02] IORI
What the hell are you doing?!
[09:06] GUY
Yo, that frickin' hurt!
[09:07] IORI
We're so sorry!
[09:09] GUY
Wha? You think sorry's gonna cut it?!
[09:15] KUDOIORI
You!
[09:18] IORI
What's Tinkerbell's prez doing here?!
[09:20] KUDO
And what are you doing here?!
[09:22] IORI
Okay, we'll stay away from you guys!
[09:25] IORI
You go have fun with whatever
randos you're here with...
[09:31] IORI
Huh...
[09:32] IORI
I know this rando!
[09:41] SAKURAKO
So?
[09:42] SAKURAKO
What are you guys doing here?
[09:45] IORI
Right back at ya.
[09:46] SAKURAKO
You even have Naomi-kun with you.
[09:49] IORI
You have my sympathies there.
[09:51] IORI
So hear me out.
[09:52] IORI
What say we go our separate ways here?
It's for our own good.
[09:55] SAKURAKO
Separate ways, eh?
[09:57] IORI
Is there a problem?
[09:58] SAKURAKO
You think my friends will okay it
when they're acting like that?
[10:01] IORI
Hmm?
[10:02] NATSUMI
How about we go chill
behind those rocks over there?
[10:05] NAOMI
Uh, I...
[10:06] IORI
Stop right there!
[10:08] IORI
Quit making moves on Otoya-kun!
[10:09] NAOMI
Kitahara-san!
[10:12] SAKURAKO
It's not just Natsumi. Look at Yuki.
[10:12] YUKI
Love those bods!
[10:14] IORI
Just how aggressive are your friends?!
[10:16] SAKURAKO
Those two will want us
to hang out together, at least.
[10:22] IORI
But your target's one of them, right?
[10:24] SAKURAKO
Duh. Just look at his face.
[10:27] SAKURAKO
He'd make a fine third backup.
[10:29] IORI
That's a horrible rating.
[10:31] IORI
You guys are fine peacing out, right?
[10:33] KUDO
Huh?
[10:34] IORI
You can have fun with your people.
[10:36] KUDO
Tch. Listen to yourself.
[10:38] KUDO
How are we supposed to have fun with that?
[10:40] IORI
Fair.
[10:42] KUDO
Thankfully, your group's not too bad.
[10:46] KUDO
Let's get together and chill.
[10:48] IORI
Not on your life.
[10:50] KOHEI
What the hell are you talking about?
[10:53] IORI
They wanna hang out with us.
[10:56] KUDO
Not you guys. The girls you have with you.
[10:58] KOHEI
Oho?
[11:00] KOHEI
I don't see the problem.
[11:02] IORI
You sure, Kohei? Maya-san's right there!
[11:05] KOHEI
No problem. It's just what we need.
[11:08] KOHEI
I've been looking for
a watermelon to split open.
[11:12] IORI
Oh, that's perfect, then.
[11:15] KUDO
Perfect, my ass!
[11:16] KUDO
Damn it! Let go of me!
[11:17] KOHEI
Resign yourself to your fate, watermelon.
SIGN Watermelon-kun
[11:20] KUDO
Stop trying to play split
the watermelon with a guy's head!
SIGN Watermelon-kun
[11:23] KUDO
Listen...
[11:25] KUDO
Don't you think this is a waste of time?
[11:28] IORI
True.
[11:29] KUDO
So let's decide if we hang together or not...
[11:31] KUDO
with a game, fair and square!
[11:34] [SONG] SIGN
Round 1: Capture the Flag
[11:36] [SONG] SIGN
Round 2: Sand Jenga
[11:39] [SONG] SIGN
Round 3: Beach Volleyball
[11:39] IORI
Stwiker!
[11:41] [SONG] SIGN
Round 4: Bat Spin Race
[11:47] IORI
Wait...
[11:48] IORI
We're basically hanging together!
[11:50] IORI
Hurry up and piss off already!
[11:52] SAKURAKO
You know...
[11:53] SAKURAKO
Why're you so desperate to see us gone?
[11:55] IORI
Who in their right mind would accept this?
[11:57] KUDO
Relax. We won't make
any moves on your girlfriend.
[12:01] SAKURAKO
Wha?
[12:02] SAKURAKO
Wait, girlfriend?
[12:04] KUDO
Girlfriend.
[12:05] SAKURAKO
This moron has one?
[12:06] KUDO
That moron has one.
[12:08] SAKURAKO
Wait, my brain can't process this.
[12:12] SAKURAKO
You're a girl?!
[12:14] IORIKOHEI
Where did that come from?!
[12:15] SAKURAKO
Then is it one of those seniors?
[12:18] IORI
Get away from that train of thought!
[12:20] KUDO
It's that Chisa girl.
[12:22] SAKURAKO
Chisa?
[12:24] SAKURAKO
The flattest girl here today?
[12:26] IORI
In that group, yeah, I guess.
[12:28] KOHEI
She has other features, you know.
[12:30] IORI
Anyway, I wanna enjoy this
deserted island to the fullest.
[12:35] KUDO
Okay, okay, I get it.
[12:37] KUDO
You're sulking because of
the lack of booze, right?
[12:39] IORI
Were you listening to a word I just said?
[12:43] KUDO
Let's play Russian Mary Roulette, then.
[12:45] IORI
The heck is that?
[12:47] KUDO
We'll hide a super-spicy Blood Mary
among a bunch of tomato juice glasses.
SIGN Russian Mary Roulette
SIGN Tabasco
SIGN Tomato
[12:51] KUDO
Then we guess who ended up drinking it.
SIGN Dares
[12:52] [SONG] SIGN
10 push-ups
[12:53] KUDO
If you lose, you gotta do a dare.
[12:54] GLASSES
Our club plays it often.
[12:56] SAKURAKO
Hey, that sounds fun.
[12:58] NATSUMI
That'll liven the party up.
[13:00] YUKI
Let's play!
[13:01] LONGHAIR
Hey, that's the spirit.
[13:03] KUDO
You guys enjoy this stuff, don't ya?
[13:05] IORI
What the hell, man?
[13:06] KOHEI
That's so stupid.
SIGN No Booze!!! - No Life!!
[13:08] IORIKOHEI
It's obviously gotta be water and vodka.
[13:10] KUDO
Just how booze-addled are your brains?!
[13:12] IORIKOHEI
Say what?!
[13:13] KUDO
Some girls can't handle that stuff!
[13:15] IORI
Just the guys can play, then!
[13:16] LONGHAIR
You there.
[13:18] LONGHAIR
You'd prefer a lighter drink, right?
[13:21] CHISA
Not really.
[13:23] CHISA
I'm not interested in
these games to begin with.
[13:26] LONGHAIR
Come on, we gotta vibe with the group.
[13:29] CHISA
Feel free to do that
if you want, but I'll pass.
[13:33] SAKURAKO
Don't you see the issue with that?
[13:36] CHISA
What do you mean?
[13:37] SAKURAKO
You work at the dive shop, don't you?
[13:41] CHISA
Yeah, why?
[13:42] YUKI
What, really?
[13:44] NATSUMI
She's in customer service?
[13:46] NATSUMI
Can't go acting like that, then.
[13:48] YUKI
Way to kill the mood.
[13:49] SAKURAKO
Right?
[13:51] SAKURAKO
If you can't get onboard with these things,
[13:54] SAKURAKO
you're not fit to be shop staff.
[13:57] CHISA
Fine.
[13:59] CHISA
If you wanna provoke me,
[14:02] CHISA
I'll let you provoke me.
[14:03] SAKURAKO
You don't say.
[14:04] NATSUMI
We got her okay!
[14:07] YUKI
That's more like it!
[14:08] KUDO
Let's go grab the drinks and Tabasco.
[14:11] GLASSES
Anything else we need?
[14:12] IORIKOHEI
Spirytus!
[14:13] KUDOGLASSES
We didn't bring that crap!
[14:16] SHINJI
Kudo.
[14:18] KUDO
Heya, Tokita. You're in too, right?
[14:22] SHINJI
It is the kind of game I enjoy, but...
[14:25] SHINJI
Sorry, not this time.
You should really get going now.
[14:28] KUDO
Huh?
[14:32] IORI
I wasn't expecting that.
[14:33] NAOMI
What do you mean?
[14:35] IORI
What Tokita-senpai did.
[14:37] KOHEI
He did the right thing.
Kaya-sama's with us.
[14:40] IORI
Yeah, I get that...
[14:42] MAYA
What's this about me?
[14:44] KOHEI
Ka-Ka-Ka-Ka...
[14:44] MAYA
Wow, that's funny.
[14:47] IORI
Take this chance and talk to her normally.
[14:50] KOHEI
I wish I could!
[14:52] KOHEI
But what if I somehow get on her bad side?
[14:55] IORI
I see. Okay, I got you.
[14:57] KOHEI
Kitahara?
[14:59] IORI
I'll figure something out.
[15:01] KOHEI
Kitahara... thank you.
[15:03] IORI
You'll owe me for this.
[15:05] KOHEI
I'll repay you if it kills me.
[15:07] IORI
Maya-san.
[15:08] MAYA
What's up?
[15:09] IORI
So, this one time, Kohei here...
[15:13] IORI
tried to take your sister home with him.
[15:15] MAYA
Huh?
[15:20] KOHEI
Any last words?
[15:22] IORI
Figured you could get on her
bad side and get it over with...
[15:27] NAOMI
Wow, that's a lot of fish.
[15:30] CHISA
You caught all this?
[15:32] IORI
Nah, the seniors grabbed
most of 'em while free-diving.
[15:36] IORI
I wish I could've tried.
[15:38] CHISA
Wanna go with me tomorrow?
[15:40] NAOMI
Don't you have a fear of the water, though?
[15:43] IORI
It's gotten better lately.
[15:45] NAOMI
Really?
[15:47] IORI
I've learned that you gotta fight
your fears and give it a shot.
[15:50] NAOMI
Yeah, otherwise you'll never overcome them.
[15:54] CHISA
"Give it a shot," huh?
[15:58] IORI
Taste test.
[16:01] IORI
Yum!
[16:02] CHISA
That good?
[16:03] IORI
You try it too!
[16:07] CHISA
Yeah, this is really good.
[16:09] IORI
I know, right?!
[16:10] IORI
You try it too, Otoya-kun.
[16:12] IORI
Here. Say "aah."
[16:14] NAOMI
Huh?!
[16:15] NAOMI
U-Uh... I... u-uh...
[16:23] NAOMI
It's too embarrassing to have you feed me.
[16:26] IORI
Whoops, sorry about that.
[16:29] AZUSA
The meat's ready!
[16:31] ALL
Yeah!
[16:32] ALL
Cheers!
[16:44] SHINJI
Okay, the party's gotten warmed up.
[16:47] SHINJI
Time for a game, don't you think?!
[16:49] ALL
Yeah!
[16:50] IORI
How about the thing the Tinkerbell
guys were talking about?
[16:53] IORI
The Russian Mary Roulette.
[16:54] AZUSA
Sounds good to me.
[16:56] SHINJI
Otoya-kun can emcee with me, then.
[16:59] NAOMI
Sure.
[16:59] NAOMI
Write a dare on a piece of paper
and put it in this box.
[17:03] ALL
Okay.
[17:04] IORI
What should I write?
[17:06] AZUSA
I have a question.
[17:08] NAOMI
What is it?
[17:09] AZUSANANAKA
How lewd are we allowed to make it?
[17:11] NAOMI
Huh?
[17:11] NAOMI
Probably not at all, I think.
[17:14] IORI
It's usually the guys asking that question.
[17:17] AZUSA
What?
[17:18] NANAKA
How about just a little?!
[17:19] AZUSA
Like, under five seconds.
[17:21] NAOMI
If we get unlucky, Imamura-san might die.
[17:24] MAYA
What did you write, Kohei-kun?
[17:27] NANAKA
He might die, huh?
[17:28] AZUSA
Stripping doesn't count as lewd, right?
[17:30] NAOMI
I can't believe it.
[17:32] IORI
Believe what?
[17:34] NAOMI
I didn't expect Nanaka-san
to be so gung-ho about this.
[17:37] MAYA
Well, you know what she does for work.
She has to be willing to entertain.
[17:42] NAOMI
Yeah, a lot of instructors
are easygoing like that.
[17:45] IORI
So Nanaka-san has
the perfect personality for it.
[17:48] MAYA
She sure does.
[17:52] SHINJI
Okay, everyone, grab your glasses!
[17:54] ALL
Yeah!
[18:02] IORI
Chisa?
[18:03] CHISA
I'm playing too.
[18:06] CHISA
I'm pretty good at this stuff too, you know.
[18:09] NAOMI
Here we go with round one.
[18:11] ALL
Yeah!
[18:12] SHINJI
The first punishment is...
SIGN Profess your love to the person on your right!
Note: Put your heart into it
[18:14] AZUSA
Profess your love to the person on your right!
[18:17] IORI
The person on my right?
[18:19] IORI
Eh, I could handle that.
[18:22] IORI
And who'd be professing their love to me?
SIGN rumble rumble
[18:28] SHINJI
Russian Mary Roulette!
[18:30] ALL
Yay!
[18:30] IORI
Nay!
[18:34] SHINJI
One, two...
[18:35] ALL
Who hit the jackpot?!
[18:38] IORI
Thank you, God! Thank you so much!
[18:41] SHINJI
Time for your dare.
[18:43] NAOMI
Profess your love to the person on your right.
[18:46] CHISA
Fine.
[18:48] IORI
Sure you can handle this?
[18:50] CHISA
Don't mock me. This is a piece of cake.
[18:54] CHISA
Listen... You've always been,
and you always will be...
[19:00] CHISA
The person I love the most!
[19:05] SHINJIRYUJIRO
Whoa!
[19:06] NAOMI
She really put her heart into it.
[19:07] MAYA
That was touching!
[19:09] NANAKA
I... I can't...
[19:11] AZUSA
There, there.
[19:13] IORI
It was obvious you got the Bloody Mary.
[19:15] CHISA
Hmph.
[19:17] CHISA
I took that loss on the chin
to liven up the party.
[19:21] IORI
Oho? You're saying you wouldn't lose
if you got serious?
[19:24] CHISA
My poker face is perfect.
[19:26] IORI
You don't say.
[19:28] NAOMI
Here we go with round two.
[19:30] ALL
Who hit the jackpot?!
[19:36] CHISA
Dissolve the balance!
[19:38] CHISA
Evaporate the surface!
[19:40] CHISA
One wave of my magic wand...
[19:42] CHISA
and I become Magic Girl Lalako!
[19:46] MAYA
So cute!
[19:47] AZUSA
One more time! One more time!
[19:49] CHISA
Never again!
[19:50] IORI
That was you, wasn't it?
[19:52] KOHEI
I so badly wanted to see Kaya-sama do it!
SIGN Caked
[20:01] CHISA
I'll search for tomorrow!
[20:01] IORI
Stop that, Chisa!
[20:07] CHISA
See? I can hold my own in these situations too.
[20:10] CHISA
Yeah, I get that I can be
a little aloof at times,
[20:13] CHISA
but if I made this my job,
I'd handle it just as well as Onee-chan...
[20:17] RYUJIRO
She's totally wasted.
[20:19] IORI
Guess the game's over.
[20:21] AZUSA
Something happen, Chi-chan?
[20:23] CHISA
Nothing at all!
[20:25] CHISA
If anything, I am drunk
on my love for the ocean!
[20:27] AZUSA
Hey, that's not safe!
[20:30] NANAKA
Oh dear.
[20:31] AZUSA
I warned you.
[20:34] CHISA
I'll go change.
[20:35] AZUSA
You do that.
[20:37] NANAKA
Will you be okay by yourself?
[20:38] CHISA
I'm fine. That splash sobered me up.
[20:44] CHISA
I drank too much...
[20:47] (Flashback) SAKURAKO
...you're not fit to be shop staff.
[20:51] CHISA
That's not true!
[20:53] IORI
Okay, where's that Spirytus?
[21:07] IORI
Uh...
[21:10] IORI
Thanks for the treat.
[21:20] IORI
Calm down, Chisa! That was an accident!
[21:22] CHISA
Give me your memories and your life!
[21:24] IORI
Why take my life after taking my memories?!
[21:29] CHISA
Huh?
[21:40] IORI
You've gotta be kidding me.
[21:49] IORI
Chisa!
[21:57] IORI
Oww...
[22:00] IORI
You okay, Chisa?!
[22:07] IORI
Not your sorry ass again!
[22:11] CHISA
Ugh, I'm so sick...
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SIGN This is a work of fiction. Underage drinking is strongly prohibited and illegal. We also do not encourage the forceful or excessive consumption of alcohol, nor do we endorse the litany of depraved and shameful acts portrayed in the binge-drinking scenes. We ask that you view this as a comedy anime and nothing more. Furthermore, all characters drinking in this work are of legal age.
[00:09] IORI
Are you hurt?
[00:11] KUDO
O-Oh, I don't think it's anything serious.
[00:15] IORI
I see.
[00:16] KUDO
And you?
[00:17] IORI
I'm good.
[00:19] BOTH
How did it come to this?
SIGN Grand Blue Dreaming Season 2
[01:58] AZUSA
Hey, she's back.
[01:59] MAYA
What kept you?
[02:01] CHISA
I went on a little hunt.
[02:03] NAOMI
Um, where's Kitahara-san?
[02:04] CHISA
I couldn't finish the job!
[02:06] NAOMI
I wasn't asking about your hunt...
[02:10] SHINJI
Dunno what he did,
but I guess he managed to get away.
[02:13] RYUJIRO
He probably won't come back
until Chisa-chan calms down.
[02:16] NAOMI
But the woods have to be so dark and scary.
[02:20] NAOMI
I'll go look for him!
[02:22] CHISA
Take this.
[02:23] CHISA
Once you find him, finish him off.
[02:26] NAOMI
I-I'll try.
[02:29] IORI
I don't think we can climb up.
[02:32] KUDO
Right. You have your phone?
[02:33] IORI
It's in the tent. You?
[02:36] KUDO
See for yourself.
[02:38] IORI
Sheesh.
[02:39] IORI
We'll have to wait for help.
[02:42] KUDO
I guess. By the way...
[02:45] IORI
What?
[02:46] KUDO
Why didn't you think of telling people
before jumping down here?
[02:51] IORI
Shut it.
[02:52] IORI
If I'd known it was you,
I could've used my brain more.
[02:57] KUDO
Oh, so you thought I was your girlfriend?
[03:01] IORI
What makes you think so?
[03:03] KUDO
I mean, you jumped from that high up.
[03:05] KUDO
Whoever it was must be really important to you.
[03:08] KUDO
I can't believe you mistook me
for your girlfriend, though!
[03:13] IORI
Hey, lay off me! I saw the shoe up there!
[03:18] IORI
And I saw you Yamcha'd down here!
[03:22] NAOMI
Kitahara-san!
[03:30] NAOMI
Kitahara-san!
[03:37] NAOMI
I'm sorry...
[03:38] IORI
As long as you're not hurt...
[03:42] NAOMI
I should've called for help first,
but my mind went blank.
[03:47] IORI
I'm plenty thankful that you
even came looking for me.
[03:50] IORI
What's that thing?
[03:52] NAOMI
Chisa-san insisted on making me carry
a harpoon, so I tricked her with this.
[03:57] (Flashback) NAOMI
Look, I'm taking one!
[04:01] IORI
She's still mad?
[04:05] IORI
What's this button?
[04:07] LALAKO
Dissolve the balance!
[04:08] LALAKO
Evaporate the surface!
[04:10] LALAKO
One wave of my magic wand...
[04:12] NAOMI
Looks like it comes with voiced lines.
[04:12] LALAKO
and I become Magic Girl Lalako!
[04:14] IORI
Kohei probably loves this thing.
[04:16] KOHEI
Lalako-tan!
[04:22] IORI
What's wrong with you, dude?
[04:24] KOHEI
My mind went blank once
I heard Lalako-tan's voice.
[04:29] KUDO
But hey, glad this worked out.
[04:32] KUDO
You have your phones, right?
[04:34] KOHEI
Yeah, but it's out of battery.
[04:35] NAOMI
Same here, actually.
[04:37] KUDO
Guess we're still waiting for help, then.
[04:40] NAOMI
Sorry.
[04:41] KOHEI
Even you can't climb this?
[04:44] IORI
Don't be ridiculous.
[04:45] KOHEI
Then...
[04:46] KOHEI
Only one thing left to do.
[04:47] IORI
You're right. Let's get to it...
[04:49] IORI
and start a fire.
[04:55] KUDO
Why do you have a lighter?
[04:57] KOHEI
To verify if water's really water, obviously.
[04:59] KUDO
Not very obvious to me!
[05:01] IORI
Hey, we're back.
[05:03] NAOMI
This should be more than enough.
[05:05] KOHEI
You find anything other than firewood?
[05:07] IORI
Sure did.
[05:08] IORI
Found some bulbils.
Also, some wild shiitake mushrooms,
[05:12] IORI
and some wild whiskey.
[05:14] KOHEI
Well done, Kitahara.
[05:16] KUDO
Hold up, you guys.
[05:18] NAOMI
Some past visitors probably left it here.
[05:23] IORI
That should do it for the shiitake.
[05:25] KOHEI
Those look good.
[05:27] NAOMI
Makes you want some soy sauce, huh?
[05:29] KOHEI
What about the bulbils?
[05:31] NAOMI
They'll burn up if we just
throw them in the fire.
[05:34] IORI
Right.
[05:36] IORI
Let's find a flat rock and stone grill them.
[05:39] KOHEI
Makes sense.
[05:40] NAOMI
Good idea.
[05:41] KUDO
I can't believe you're enjoying this.
[05:43] IORI
Don't get the wrong idea.
[05:47] (Flashback) CHISA
Give me your memories and your life!
[05:51] IORI
I'd be in bigger trouble if I went back.
[05:54] KUDO
What the heck did you do, man?
[05:57] NAOMI
Yeah, Chisa-san was pretty mad.
[06:00] KOHEI
What set her off this time?
[06:02] IORI
Well...
[06:05] IORI
It's complicated.
[06:07] IORI
I guess I can't treat her
the same as my sister.
[06:13] IORI
Okay, now to taste 'em.
[06:15] KOHEI
Right.
[06:16] BOTH
Open wide!
[06:17] KUDO
Why do I have to be the guinea pig?!
[06:19] KOHEI
Why so mad?
[06:20] KUDO
Because there are similar-looking
poisonous mushrooms!
[06:23] KUDO
I'm not eating that!
[06:24] IORI
Eat those, then.
[06:26] KUDO
You don't have to tell me twice.
[06:27] ALL
Let's eat!
[06:32] BOTH
Yum!
[06:33] NAOMI
This is great!
[06:34] KUDO
Yuck! This tastes awful!
[06:38] IORI
Bulbils are still super bitter
at this time of year!
[06:42] KOHEI
They taste best in the fall!
[06:45] IORI
This is the only drink we have.
[06:48] KUDO
Damn it!
[06:51] KOHEI
Way to chug!
[06:52] IORI
What a man!
[06:57] IORI
Y'know, I've been wondering.
[06:59] KUDO
What?
[07:00] IORI
You left rather easily this afternoon.
[07:03] KOHEI
True.
[07:05] KUDO
Oh, shut it. I was just looking out
for Tokita and them.
[07:10] IORI
Wha?
[07:11] KOHEI
What the heck?
[07:12] KUDO
I'm not surprised you first-years don't get it.
[07:16] KUDO
Us third-years gotta retire from club soon.
[07:19] IORI
Retire?
[07:21] KOHEI
There's still fourth year.
[07:22] KUDO
We'll be busy with our theses and job hunts.
[07:26] KUDO
I didn't wanna bother them
during what little time they had left.
[07:33] NAOMI
I'm sorry. I'm an outsider,
so I shouldn't have come along either.
[07:36] IORI
No, no! I invited you!
[07:39] KOHEI
And you're a diving bud!
[07:42] KUDO
So, you guys gonna do anything?
[07:44] IORI
What do you mean?
[07:46] KUDO
For a sendoff event. It's usually
the second-years' job to plan it.
[07:50] IORI
Our club doesn't have a single second-year.
[07:52] NAOMI
Really?
[07:53] KOHEI
Hell, we only have four of us first-years, too.
[07:56] IORI
Our seniors, retiring?
[07:58] KOHEI
I can't even imagine that at all.
[08:00] NAOMI
I think...
[08:02] NAOMI
That must be because you're
really enjoying these good times.
[08:07] IORI
Good times?
[08:08] KOHEI
I feel like the times have been
more bad than good.
[08:13] KUDO
Well, I don't really care
if you can picture it or not,
[08:17] KUDO
but the end is coming... and soon.
[08:24] IORI
Hey, wake up!
[08:25] KOHEI
Tell us more about this
sendoff event or whatever.
[08:29] KUDO
Why should I care about your stupid club?
[08:33] IORI
Do you know anything, Otoya-kun?
[08:35] NAOMI
I can tell you about
my club's retirement ceremony.
[08:38] KOHEI
Knew we could count on a diving club member.
SIGN Thanks for everything, seniors!!
[08:40] NAOMI
We present an underwater flag
during our summer camp.
[08:43] IORI
A flag?
[08:44] KOHEI
That's so diving club. I like it.
[08:46] IORI
Now we need to pick where.
[08:49] KOHEI
Yeah.
[08:49] SHINJI
Hey!
[08:51] SHINJI
There you are!
[08:53] RYUJIRO
We looked all over!
[08:55] ALL
Yeah! We're saved!
[08:56] NAOMI
Thank you so much!
[09:09] AZUSA
You two going snorkeling?
[09:11] IORI
Yeah.
[09:11] KOHEI
I shall return with fish
to present to Kaya-sama!
[09:15] IORI
Chisa said she'd come with last night...
[09:18] AZUSA
She can't in that state.
[09:20] IORI
Figures.
[09:22] IORI
Will you come snorkeling with us?
[09:24] AZUSA
Sounds good.
[09:25] AZUSA
If we're jumping in the water anyway,
[09:28] AZUSA
why don't we dive off the pier
and take pics of that?
[09:31] IORI
Pics? You mean...
[09:32] KOHEI
Like that?
[09:34] AZUSA
No!
[09:36] AZUSA
We're taking pics of Nanaka when she
lands and her bra comes off, duh.
[09:41] IORI
Such pure desire in her eyes.
[09:44] KOHEI
All I see in them is lust!
[09:46] IORI
You're okay with that, Azusa-san?
[09:48] KOHEI
Won't your swimsuit come off too?
[09:51] AZUSA
Huh? Hmph.
[09:53] AZUSA
So what?
[09:54] BOTH
Gosh, she's such a stud!
[09:57] AZUSA
Okay, let's go grab Nanaka!
[10:00] BOTH
Yes, ma'am!
[10:02] NANAKA
Diving off the pier?
[10:04] BOTH
Yeah!
[10:06] NANAKA
Well...
[10:08] NANAKA
I guess I could try.
[10:10] BOTH
Yarr!
[10:10] AZUSA
Heck yeah!
[10:11] IORI
How's Chisa doing, by the way?
[10:13] NANAKA
Somewhat better. She's asleep now.
[10:13] CHISA
The ocean...
[10:15] AZUSA
Glad to hear it.
[10:21] NANAKA
We're diving from here and taking pics?
[10:22] IORI
Exactly.
[10:23] AZUSA
Put all your momentum into the dive, okay?
[10:25] SHINJI
Pics of diving off the pier?
[10:28] RYUJIRO
Sounds fun.
[10:29] BOTH
Ack!
[10:30] SHINJI
What's wrong?
[10:31] RYUJIRO
Should we not join?
[10:33] IORI
Uh...
[10:33] KOHEI
It's more like...
[10:35] BOTH
We can see what's coming from a mile away!
[10:37] NANAKA
Since we're all here, let's do this together.
[10:40] AZUSA
Okay!
[10:41] SHINJI
What kinda pose?
[10:42] RYUJIRO
I wanna do three rotations.
[10:46] IORI
Azusa-san.
[10:47] KOHEI
The rest is up to you.
[10:49] IORI
Iori Kitahara!
[10:50] KOHEI
Kohei Imamura!
[10:52] BOTH
Going in!
[10:53] BOTH
Rawr!
[11:04] NANAKA
I want no part of that.
[11:06] AZUSA
Right?
[11:07] IORI
No!
[11:08] KOHEI
But all our efforts!
[11:10] SHINJI
It's our turn now.
[11:12] RYUJIRO
We're getting some good pics, promise.
[11:14] BOTH
Eek!
[11:15] BOTH
Let's go!
[11:18] MAYA
They're enjoying themselves.
[11:20] NAOMI
Right?
[11:21] NAOMI
I want to join a club like this
in college, too.
[11:25] MAYA
Uh... You should probably reconsider.
[11:28] RYUJIRO
Three rotations!
[11:30] SHINJI
Three-sixty!
[11:31] IORI
I'll do three rotations next!
[11:33] RYUJIRO
Oho?
[11:34] RYUJIRO
Five rotations!
[11:36] IORI
What?!
[11:37] KOHEI
Master!
[11:38] GUY
Okay, got everything?
[11:40] YUKI
What's up, Sakurako?
[11:42] SAKURAKO
Nothing.
[11:47] SHINJI
That island was so much fun.
[11:50] RYUJIRO
I'm glad we went.
[11:51] AZUSA
I know, right?
[11:52] NANAKA
I need to thank our customer
for letting us go in their stead.
[11:59] MAYA
What's wrong, Iori-kun?
[12:00] IORI
Huh?
[12:01] MAYA
Did you not have fun?
[12:02] IORI
No, no! I had a blast!
[12:06] IORI
It's just, I have something new
to think about now.
[12:08] MAYA
What's that?
[12:10] IORI
Well, a lot happened last night.
[12:13] MAYA
You're a boy with growing pains, huh?
[12:17] MAYA
Something to do with your relationships?
[12:19] IORI
Something like that, I'd say.
[12:21] IORI
Deep down, I kinda assumed we'd
continue being the way we are now.
[12:26] IORI
But the realization hit me last night...
[12:29] (Flashback) KUDO
Us third-years gotta retire from club soon.
[12:33] IORI
That we can't stay like this forever.
[12:36] MAYA
You sound like an anime character who's
started to fall for his childhood friend.
[12:42] CHISA
No way, Iori...
[12:44] CHISA
He's starting to fall for me?
[12:47] CHISA
After that?!
[12:52] ALL
We're home!
[12:54] CHISA
I'm home.
[12:55] NANAKA
You'll take a bath, right?
I'll go start the water.
[12:58] IORI
Thank you.
[13:00] IORI
We should prep for dinner.
[13:03] IORI
What's up?
[13:04] CHISA
N-Nothing. Let me go change first.
[13:07] IORI
Sure.
[13:09] CHISA
I'm back!
[13:10] IORI
I see something's gone down.
[13:15] IORI
Chisa, grab the ladle for me.
[13:16] CHISA
Here.
[13:21] IORI
You want that plate?
[13:22] IORI
Here.
[13:23] IORI
Chisa, pass me the salt.
[13:25] IORI
Thanks.
[13:26] IORI
Chisa, taste test...
[13:28] CHISA
Pass.
[13:29] IORI
Chisa.
[13:30] CHISA
What?
[13:31] IORI
Something's clearly off.
[13:34] IORI
I can only think of one reason...
[13:38] IORI
But it doesn't seem like she's mad or anything.
[13:42] IORI
I wanna talk to her about
our seniors' sendoff event.
[13:56] CHISA
What? Is it Onee-chan?
[13:58] IORI
Nah, it's me.
[14:02] CHISA
What do you want?
[14:03] IORI
I need to talk to you. Can you open the door?
[14:06] CHISA
Not happening!
[14:08] IORI
That was a swift rejection.
[14:10] CHISA
Is it about something stupid?
[14:12] IORI
Oh, uh...
[14:14] IORI
I don't think I can be casual
about things right now.
[14:19] IORI
Actually, it's really important.
[14:21] CHISA
Then I don't wanna hear it!
[14:22] IORI
But why?!
[14:24] IORI
Looks like I should patch
things up between us first.
[14:29] IORI
Say, Chisa.
[14:30] CHISA
I don't wanna hear anything!
[14:33] IORI
Wanna go on boat diving tomorrow?
[14:36] CHISA
You really think I'd fall
for something so obvious, huh?
[14:42] CHISA
Sheesh.
[14:43] IORI
She's still coming.
[14:45] CHISA
Just so you know, I don't wanna hear
about anything unrelated to diving.
[14:48] IORI
What's gotten you so defensive?
[14:52] IORI
What I wanna talk about is...
[14:54] NANAKA
Listen, you two.
[14:55] NANAKA
We're going with some customers today, okay?
[15:02] IORI
A fishing boat?
[15:03] CHISA
If you want to go boat diving around
here, you ask fishermen to take you.
[15:07] IORI
Wow.
[15:11] IORI
Traveling on a fishing boat is neat.
[15:14] CHISA
I'm more used to this, if anything.
[15:16] IORI
The weather's great, too.
[15:17] CHISA
Yup.
[15:20] IORI
By the way, the other day...
[15:26] IORI
I've been wanting to buy
some fins for myself lately.
[15:28] CHISA
There are some new products
that I can recommend.
[15:31] IORI
And a diving computer.
[15:32] CHISA
Dunno if your budget covers it,
but there's some you can link with your phone.
[15:36] IORI
And this other thing I wanna talk about...
[15:40] IORI
What's going on here?
[15:43] IORI
Doesn't look like it's because I saw her boobs.
[15:47] IORI
Wait, no.
[15:48] IORI
She was acting weird even before that.
[15:51] IORI
Chisa, back on the island...
[15:59] IORI
Yeesh. I don't know
what's gotten her so on edge.
[16:03] IORI
She'll probably go back
to normal after the dive.
[16:08] NANAKA
Okay, everyone, meet up below the buoy.
[16:12] ALL
Okay!
[16:22] CHISA
Yep, okay.
[16:24] IORI
G-Great. I'll check you now.
[16:29] CHISA
I'm fine!
[16:32] IORI
See you down there, then.
[16:39] IORI
Whoa!
[16:41] IORI
The water's really clear!
[16:44] IORI
This should help take her mind off things.
[16:48] IORI
Chisa? She's not coming down?
[16:50] IORI
Huh? She's going back to the boat?
[16:53] IORI
She's not diving? Who, Chisa?!
[16:56] IORI
What's wrong, Chisa?!
[16:57] CHISA
Nothing. Stay away.
[17:00] IORI
Like I'd believe that!
[17:01] IORI
You of all people wouldn't stop
without a good reason—
[17:04] CAPTAIN
Here, Chisa-chan.
[17:05] IORI
Huh?
[17:06] IORI
Chisa?
[17:08] CHISA
It's just, uh, I forgot my weight belt.
[17:13] IORI
Yep, can't dive like that.
[17:54] IORI
Man, I can't believe you went back
'cause you forgot your weight belt!
[17:58] CHISA
Shut it, Iori.
[18:00] IORI
That's what you get for getting
distracted and refusing a buddy check.
[18:04] CHISA
I've learned my lesson.
[18:06] IORI
So, what had you so distracted?
[18:10] IORI
Oho? That's how you wanna play it?
[18:11] [SONG] SIGN
Diving Basics
[18:15] IORI
Don't you know that skimping out on safety
checks puts your buddy in danger too?
[18:19] IORI
Should an aspiring instructor
really be doing this?
[18:25] IORI
Oh, come on.
[18:27] IORI
Talk to me. I'll hear ya out.
[18:38] CHISA
Iori, you...
[18:40] IORI
Yeah?
[18:43] CHISA
What do you feel for me?
[18:45] CHISA
Is it love?
[18:47] IORI
That question feels kinda familiar.
[18:51] (Flashback) CHISA
Do you really love boobs?
[18:53] (Flashback) IORI
Yeah, just the right boob.
[18:56] IORI
Yeah, it's love.
[18:57] CHISA
Um, er...
[18:59] CHISA
I need to make a call to Azusa-san!
[19:03] IORI
Hold it right there!
[19:05] IORI
I know that reaction! You've got
the wrong idea about something, right?
[19:07] CHISA
I-I mean...
[19:09] CHISA
You just said you're in love with me.
[19:12] IORI
Wha?
[19:13] IORI
Me? In love with you?
[19:16] IORI
What gave you that idea?
[19:18] CHISA
Well...
[19:19] CHISA
There was that whole thing in the tent.
[19:22] CHISA
And on the boat ride back,
you said you started falling for me.
[19:28] IORI
So, you think I started seeing you
as a woman because I saw your boobs?
[19:36] IORI
Oh, come on!
[19:39] CHISA
Wh-What?
[19:40] IORI
If that was all it took,
[19:42] IORI
how about all the times you've seen me naked?
[19:46] CHISA
But that was the first time
you saw me like that!
[19:50] IORI
True enough.
[19:52] IORI
You've got a surprisingly nice rack.
[19:56] IORI
Can we call it even now?
[19:58] CHISA
Fine, but I'm not happy about it.
[20:00] IORI
It's just me. You don't have to stress over it.
[20:04] CHISA
Yeah, getting worked up
over you is pretty ridiculous.
[20:08] IORI
Hey! You were supposed to deny it!
[20:10] CHISA
But...
[20:12] CHISA
You're involved in every part
of my life right now.
[20:17] IORI
Yeah, I guess I am.
[20:19] IORI
So, it's like...
[20:21] IORI
I can't even imagine a huge
change like you falling for me.
[20:30] (Flashback) IORI
Our seniors, retiring?
[20:32] (Flashback) KOHEI
I can't even imagine that at all.
[20:34] (Flashback) NAOMI
I think...
[20:36] (Flashback) NAOMI
That must be because you're really
enjoying these good times.
[20:40] IORI
That so?
[20:41] CHISA
What?
[20:41] IORI
Nah, nothing.
[20:43] IORI
I just realized that you're
enjoying these good times too.
[20:47] CHISA
Wha?
[20:48] CHISA
Can you please talk some sense?
[20:52] IORI
My bad.
[20:58] CHISA
By the way, what were you trying
to talk to me about?
[21:01] IORI
Oh yeah, that.
[21:03] IORI
I wanted to plan our seniors' sendoff.
[21:06] IORI
Any event for our club
has gotta involve the ocean, right?
[21:09] CHISA
I see now.
[21:11] CHISA
You should've just said so.
[21:14] IORI
It's unbelievable how unfair
you're being right now.
[21:16] CHISA
I heard it was Okinawa last year,
but we already went there this year.
[21:21] IORI
Right?
[21:22] CHISA
In that case, since it's a special event,
[21:24] CHISA
why not do something overseas?
[21:26] IORI
Overseas, huh?
[21:28] IORI
Can I do that with my license?
[21:31] CHISA
It's not like you can't,
[21:33] CHISA
but you should probably get
your advanced license just in case.
[21:36] IORI
All right. I'm gonna go for it.
[21:39] CHISA
Really?!
[21:40] IORI
If Kohei and Cakey are in.
[21:43] CHISA
I think they'd be up to get theirs.
[21:57] NANAKA
Hello?
[22:01] NANAKA
Long time no talk,
[22:05] NANAKA
Mom!
[22:15] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation
Sriram Gurunathan
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Subtitle Timing
Krzysztof Kunc
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Editing & Typesetting
Tara Campbell
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Quality Control
S. Bilyeu
[22:32] [SONG] CREDITS
Translation Check
Sho Stifler
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