# Good Luck Girl
Ichiko gets lucky a lot—like a force field of happy accidents repel her from misfortune. There’s a reason life always goes her way: she’s bubbling over with happiness energy she unwittingly absorbs from everyone around her. It’s up to the poverty god Momiji to end Ichiko’s positivity consumption and restore the world’s balance—but Ichiko isn’t about to give up her good fortune without a fight!
# Season 1
# 1 - Are You Sure You Haven't Confused Being a God of Flat-brokeness with Being a God of Flat-chestedness?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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From olden times, Japan has
been called a "divine nation."
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From the mountains, or the seas,
down to even a single tree or stone,
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it is believed that there dwells
a deity within each and every thing.
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And among all of these deities,
there is a poverty god realm,
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where the gods of destitution dwell.
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Currently the balance of fortune
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within the human realm is terribly askew.
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It is our role, as poverty gods,
to preserve that equilibrium.
**[00:47] ---**
Momiji, please go to the human realm at once.
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Honestly, this is such a pain.
**[00:53] ---**
Ugh, such an honest girl...
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A-Anyhow, she will be your assignment today.
**[01:00] ---**
Why...?
**[01:01] ---**
Why does this girl have
watermelons stuck in her chest?
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Nah, that can't be. Are those for real?
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Amazing!
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I do not like this girl!
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Don't be jealous, don't be jealous.
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Just get down there quickly to
the source of this mix-up of fortune--
**[01:17] ---**
Sakura Ichiko, in the human realm.
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Okay, I guess I'll go. It *is* my job.
**[01:22] ---**
Y-Yes, if you please.
**[01:27] ---**
While I'm gone, will you remember
to record *Onegai Ranking* for me?
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Hurry up and go, would you?!
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*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:41] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:44] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
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*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
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*Now good-bye! bad day!*
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*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
**[02:02] ---**
*What was that happiness I spotted*
**[02:06] ---**
*from atop someone's rail?*
**[02:10] ---**
*Is this right?*
**[02:12] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
**[02:18] ---**
*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
**[02:23] ---**
*Are you ready?*
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*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
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*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
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*Is it really that difficult?*
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*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
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*Now good-bye! bad day!*
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*As you please*
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*Happy about each and every thing,*
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*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
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*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
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*and bust it up*
***SIGN*** "Round 1!" "Are You Sure You Haven't Confused Being a God of Flat-brokeness with Being a God of Flat-chestedness?"
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"Butsumetsu Taian Municipal High School"
**[03:13] ---**
Off you go, now, Miss Ichiko.
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Mm-hmm. I'm off.
**[03:22] ---**
Good morning, Miss Sakura!
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Good morning.
**[03:25] ---**
Good morning!
**[03:26] ---**
Here are your hallway slippers!
**[03:27] ---**
May I carry your bag?
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Thanks for always doing this.
**[03:32] ---**
Correct!
**[03:39] ---**
That Sakura Ichiko really gets on my nerves.
**[03:42] ---**
Yeah, Tit-chiko?
She sure has gone overboard.
**[03:46] ---**
If she's going to be that stacked,
she should at least be dumb.
**[03:49] ---**
Seriously, I wish she would just die.
**[03:51] ---**
I wish she'd look at the sun
through a magnifying glass.
**[03:53] ---**
If only some evil spirit would possess her.
**[04:02] ---**
This is exactly what's wrong with
commoners looking up from below!
**[04:02] ---**
"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha"
**[04:06] ---**
You guys don't even realize
**[04:07] ---**
that your jealousy and envy
serve as my driving force!
**[04:08] ---**
"Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha"
**[04:11] ---**
For all of my 16 years,
I've lived a lucky, lucky, lucky life!
**[04:15] ---**
My good looks!
My sharp mind! My perfect health!
**[04:17] ---**
I have no financial worries,
and have never had to work for anything!
**[04:17] ---**
"Dashing!!"
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Every light in front of me is green!
**[04:22] ---**
Everything in life is coming
up roses! But then...
**[04:26] ---**
...life has never been an equal
proposition in the first place.
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If you must blame something,
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blame your own misfortune
in being born ordinary.
**[04:38] ---**
W-Whoa-ho!
**[04:41] ---**
H-Huh?
**[04:43] ---**
What was that just now?
**[04:45] ---**
Little girls who have no regard for life...
**[04:49] ---**
...need a lesson in misfortune...
**[04:52] ---**
I am here to put you on
an equal level with everyone else.
**[04:58] ---**
How're you doing?
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Huh?
**[05:02] ---**
What?! What?! What?! What?!
What was that just now?!
**[05:05] ---**
Hey, you there! No running in the hall!
**[05:08] ---**
Teacher! Please help!
There's a major pervert in the restroom!
**[05:15] ---**
What?!
**[05:16] ---**
"Ichi"
**[05:16] ---**
I'll be the one who rescues Miss Sakura!
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No, me!
**[05:18] ---**
I will!
**[05:19] ---**
Class is in session!
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What?
**[05:23] ---**
There's no pervert here, is there?
**[05:24] ---**
--What's come over Miss Sakura?
**[05:25] ---**
--Okay, back you go, back you go.
**[05:29] ---**
Miss Ichiko,
**[05:30] ---**
the bath is ready for you.
**[05:33] ---**
Thank you, Suwano.
**[05:42] ---**
What was that thing, anyway?
**[05:44] ---**
It was too vivid for me
to have daydreamed it.
**[05:52] ---**
Heh, is that too clichéd?
**[05:57] ---**
What is the matter, Miss Ichiko?!
**[05:59] ---**
Some sicko just appeared!
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And don't you ever come back!
**[06:07] ---**
Why, you... If that's how you want it...
**[06:12] ---**
Excuse me!
**[06:13] ---**
Who's there?
**[06:15] ---**
It's the idol of the
poverty god realm, Momiji!
**[06:17] ---**
Please, come in!
**[06:18] ---**
Thank you.
**[06:20] ---**
Eeep!
**[06:23] ---**
Why you little monster!
**[06:25] ---**
Too bad! You cannot
touch me in my spirit form.
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But then again, I can't do anything, either.
**[06:35] ---**
Just who exactly are you?!
**[06:39] ---**
I am the poverty god Momiji.
I'm here from the land of gods.
**[06:45] ---**
A poverty god?
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That's right.
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So? What do you want?
**[06:50] ---**
I'm here, you see...
**[06:53] ---**
...to turn you into a regular person.
**[06:54] ---**
"Poverty God Gear: Scouter"
**[06:56] ---**
No, you're here to make a fool of me!
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Oh, sure enough, this is an abnormal level.
**[06:59] ---**
"Sakura Ichiko" "Happiness Energy"
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And what's worse, you're
absorbing happiness energy
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--from everyone around you,
little though it may be.
**[07:05] ---**
--You're not making any sense!
**[07:07] ---**
What are you looking at with that thing?!
**[07:10] ---**
"Momiji" "Unhappiness Energy"
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Happiness energy and
unhappiness energy levels.
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Ugh, this thing's filthy.
**[07:17] ---**
All right, now,
**[07:19] ---**
listen to me carefully.
**[07:20] ---**
All living things inherently
have a quantity of energy
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"Fish" "Insects" "Dogs"
"Dandelions" "Birds"
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that brings them good fortune,
which we call "happiness energy."
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"People" "Sa... yans"
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"Strays" "The Surfaces of Cutting Boards"
"Restructuring" "Famine" "Drought"
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By contrast, energy that
brings about calamity to oneself
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"Notwithstanding Being a Prince"
**[07:33] ---**
is "unhappiness energy."
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Currently, the balance of these two energies
**[07:36] ---**
in the town of Butsumetsu
is terribly out of whack.
**[07:40] ---**
The cause of this, Sakura Ichiko... is you.
**[07:44] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[07:47] ---**
Call it a divine mishap,
or a messed up setting,
**[07:51] ---**
but the happiness energy you possess
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"Tits" "Normal Person"
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is far greater than that of a normal person.
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And as if that wasn't enough,
**[07:58] ---**
you're abso-r-r-bing the
energy of those arou-ou-nd you,
**[08:01] ---**
and that's causing trouble for e-e-veryone.
**[08:03] ---**
Why is she doing Lupin?
**[08:05] ---**
So, after my happiness energy goes down,
**[08:08] ---**
and I become what you call a
"normal person," what happens to me?
**[08:12] ---**
Let me show you.
**[08:14] ---**
"Shocking!! The truth about
Ichiko's future now revealed!?"
**[08:15] ---**
Good evening. This is
your newscaster, Momiji.
**[08:17] ---**
Ichiko, who will fail to enter any of her
choices for college in the near future,
**[08:21] ---**
will soon lose her home, suddenly
finding herself out on the streets.
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However, luckily enough, she will be taken in
by a kind-hearted man, parenthetical snicker,
**[08:25] ---**
"Occupation unknown"
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and later on, she will marry him.
**[08:30] ---**
They will have five children,
and build a warm family together,
**[08:33] ---**
parenthetical guffaw.
**[08:34] ---**
I look exhausted, don't I?!
**[08:36] ---**
Such is the unhappy future that awaits you,
**[08:39] ---**
if only in my mind...
**[08:40] ---**
That's what you want?!
**[08:43] ---**
Well, even if it doesn't happen
like that, it won't be too long.
**[08:45] ---**
But that's not what the issue is here.
**[08:49] ---**
If you keep on absorbing
the happiness energy of others,
**[08:53] ---**
unconsciously though it may be,
**[08:54] ---**
you're going to make those around
you who are dear to you unhappy, too.
**[08:59] ---**
My objective is twofold:
**[09:02] ---**
To take away your power to absorb
the happiness energy of others,
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and to take that ridiculous amount
of happiness energy away from you,
**[09:09] ---**
and return it to where it should be.
**[09:11] ---**
I-I've heard just about enough of this!
**[09:13] ---**
I have to be unhappy for the sake
of the happiness of others?
**[09:16] ---**
You've got to be kidding, you poverty god!
**[09:20] ---**
Ah... you may be a god,
**[09:24] ---**
but are you sure you haven't confused
**[09:24] ---**
"God of Flat-brokeness"
**[09:26] ---**
being a god of flat-brokeness with
being a god of flat-chestedness?
**[09:26] ---**
"God of Flat-chestedness"
**[09:33] ---**
You want me to suck all
of that fat right out of you?!
**[09:35] ---**
That's a sore point with you?!
**[09:37] ---**
Your consent is not a factor.
**[09:40] ---**
I will execute my duty,
even if I have to do it by force.
**[09:43] ---**
What is that creepy-looking plushie?
**[09:48] ---**
This is a poverty god item.
**[09:50] ---**
Um... Miss Tanaka, it's just
about your injection time *desu*.
**[09:56] ---**
You just made that up
while you were saying it, huh?
**[09:57] ---**
"Tee-hee"
**[09:59] ---**
I'll use this to draw out
your happiness energy.
**[10:01] ---**
What?!
**[10:01] ---**
Hold on, you don't seriously
mean to stick me with that thing!
**[10:06] ---**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[10:08] ---**
It's built to make sure
that you feel the pain!
**[10:10] ---**
You're just trying to stab me to death!
**[10:14] ---**
Wah! It moves!
**[10:16] ---**
Nicely done, Kumagai!
Now, just hold her right there!
**[10:19] ---**
You're not sticking me!
**[10:21] ---**
"Squish"
**[10:22] ---**
Huh?
**[10:23] ---**
Kumagai, shake it off!
**[10:27] ---**
I have any number of different ways...
**[10:31] ---**
--...of getting through the wall!
**[10:34] ---**
--Then, go ahead and get out!
**[10:37] ---**
Just give up!
**[10:41] ---**
Ow!
**[10:48] ---**
Why, you poverty god!
**[10:56] ---**
"I'm taking you with me! Say your prayers!"
"D-i-e!!"
**[11:01] ---**
Suwano... Suwano, wake up!
**[11:04] ---**
Oh... What am I doing out here?
**[11:07] ---**
Don't just sit there going dotty,
go get rid of these two somewhere.
**[11:11] ---**
What's this?
**[11:12] ---**
Quite the stylish friend you have here...
**[11:15] ---**
Where is your train of
thought, you dirty old man?!
**[11:19] ---**
Oof...
**[11:20] ---**
Little girl, don't go thinking
that I'm going to just give up.
**[11:26] ---**
"But the girl's happiness energy is, in fact,
greater than your unhappiness energy."
**[11:27] ---**
I hate to admit it, but you're right.
**[11:30] ---**
Are we sure she's not the
reincarnation of a god of fortune?
**[11:34] ---**
What are you smiling at?
**[11:36] ---**
Please, keep your eyes on the road and drive.
**[11:38] ---**
I'm terribly sorry about that.
**[11:40] ---**
This is the first time that
Miss Ichiko has brought home a friend.
**[11:44] ---**
I'm not her friend.
**[11:45] ---**
By the way, are you her butler?
It must suck to be you,
**[11:49] ---**
having to take care of that girl year-round.
**[11:52] ---**
No, not at all.
I have been fortunate enough
**[11:58] ---**
to serve at Miss Ichiko's side
since the day she was born.
**[12:01] ---**
--Through both the fun
times and the sad times,
**[12:01] ---**
--Eat your green peppers!
**[12:02] ---**
--No!
**[12:04] ---**
--they are all precious memories to me.
**[12:05] ---**
--You have to at least be
able to defend yourself!
**[12:08] ---**
--One-two!
**[12:10] ---**
I ask that you please
continue to be her friend.
**[12:12] ---**
I already told you, I'm not!
**[12:14] ---**
The truth is, she really is very lonely.
**[12:20] ---**
Is that a fact?
**[12:22] ---**
By the way...
**[12:23] ---**
...where is it that you wish to go?
**[12:26] ---**
You're asking me *now*?
**[12:28] ---**
I have returned.
**[12:30] ---**
Suwano, you are not to let
her back into the house, okay?
**[12:34] ---**
There you go again.
She is a fine friend, isn't she?
**[12:38] ---**
No, she's not! And she's not my friend!
**[12:44] ---**
Suwano...?
**[12:46] ---**
B-By the way, tomorrow
is your birthday, Miss Ichiko.
**[12:50] ---**
Oh, it is?
**[12:51] ---**
I'm looking forward to whatever
yucky dish you're cooking for me.
**[12:54] ---**
Yes, I will work extra
hard in preparing it for you.
**[12:59] ---**
Miss Sakura!
**[13:00] ---**
Happy birthday to you!
**[13:03] ---**
Shut up, you guys!
**[13:05] ---**
--Miss Sakura prefers it Japanese style!
**[13:05] ---**
--We're in the middle of class!
**[13:09] ---**
If it weren't for that
poverty god, I'd be at peace.
**[13:15] ---**
Setup complete...
**[13:17] ---**
I can just see her when she
gets rattled out of her mind.
**[13:21] ---**
The poverty god item
"Gabriel 2011," a nifty little device
**[13:25] ---**
which absorbs happiness
energy while inflicting pain.
**[13:28] ---**
"Can't the butler also get caught in it?"
**[13:29] ---**
Whoops.
**[13:30] ---**
"How thoughtless"
**[13:32] ---**
"Ex-queeze" the intrusion...
**[13:40] ---**
Oh, dear...
**[13:45] ---**
What was that?!
**[13:46] ---**
Are you all right?!
**[13:47] ---**
"I need to tell you something."
**[13:47] ---**
Ugh! Kumagai, was it?
**[13:50] ---**
"The butler collapsed. Go to the hospital."
**[13:54] ---**
What's going on?!
**[13:56] ---**
Is this out of the blue? Or is
this the poverty god's doing?
**[13:59] ---**
What is this?! What is this?!
**[14:04] ---**
I don't need this... I don't need this...
**[14:09] ---**
An acute cardiac infarction?
**[14:11] ---**
Yes. We have to operate immediately.
**[14:15] ---**
However, please prepare yourself
for the worst, just in case.
**[14:18] ---**
Does he have any other family members?
**[14:20] ---**
No. He lost his wife four
years ago, and right now,
**[14:23] ---**
I'm the only family he has.
**[14:26] ---**
What are you doing, Suwano?
**[14:29] ---**
What are you doing, lying in that bed?
**[14:32] ---**
That's not where your bed is.
**[14:41] ---**
"Happy Birthday, Miss Ichiko"
**[14:46] ---**
T-Too sweet! Suwano, didn't
you put too much sugar in here?
**[14:51] ---**
Not to mention, it's too big.
**[14:53] ---**
When he gets home,
I'll have to set him straight.
**[14:58] ---**
Suwano... today... is my birthday...
**[15:04] ---**
I hate Papa! I hate Mama!
**[15:07] ---**
Today is my birthday!
**[15:09] ---**
This happened last year,
and the year before, too!
**[15:12] ---**
Suwano, you stay with me, okay?
You'll always stay with me, okay?
**[15:17] ---**
Well of course I will.
**[15:19] ---**
Suwano will always be
by your side, Miss Ichiko.
**[15:25] ---**
No...
**[15:27] ---**
Suwano, no... Don't die...
**[15:34] ---**
Too sweet! This is even more saccharine
than the thinking of Japanese politicians.
**[15:38] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[15:40] ---**
I'm eating cake.
**[15:42] ---**
You did this, didn't you?
**[15:44] ---**
No, I didn't.
**[15:45] ---**
You're the one who did
that to Suwano, aren't you?!
**[15:48] ---**
No, I didn't. You did.
**[15:52] ---**
I warned you, didn't I?
**[15:54] ---**
He doesn't have anything
but unhappiness energy left.
**[15:58] ---**
Over the long time that
you two have lived together,
**[16:01] ---**
you have sucked out
all of his happiness energy.
**[16:05] ---**
I have to be unhappy for
the sake of the happiness of others?
**[16:08] ---**
You've got to be kidding!
**[16:11] ---**
"Happy Birthday, Miss Ichiko"
**[16:11] ---**
Happiness is surely something that
you share with others, you know?
**[16:16] ---**
No matter how fancy your cake may be,
**[16:18] ---**
if you have no one to share it with,
you may as well not have it.
**[16:22] ---**
D-Don't you... Don't you talk
to me about being... unhappy!
**[16:29] ---**
You aren't unhappy enough yet.
**[16:32] ---**
But if you can keep from
making anyone else around you
**[16:35] ---**
go through what Mr. Suwano
has, you'll really...
**[16:39] ---**
I get it. Just... do as you please.
**[16:43] ---**
A wise decision.
**[16:47] ---**
"Fortune" "Wealth" "Wisdom" "Good luck"
**[16:47] ---**
That's an amazing amount. Well done.
**[16:51] ---**
The unhappiness energy
you've been suppressing
**[16:53] ---**
will bring some misfortune for a short while,
**[16:55] ---**
but over time, as you acquire more virtue,
**[16:57] ---**
you'll be able to have the same
life as other normal people.
**[17:00] ---**
Oh, yeah? That's good.
**[17:02] ---**
I was actually getting tired
of all the special treatment.
**[17:07] ---**
This has been a good lesson for me.
**[17:08] ---**
Yeah.
**[17:12] ---**
That's a lie, you bonehead!
**[17:15] ---**
You idiot!
**[17:15] ---**
"Do not unseal"
**[17:16] ---**
If it means giving up my
happiness to a poverty god,
**[17:19] ---**
I'll gladly be a dictator who
monopolizes it, instead! Bye-bye!
**[17:26] ---**
What just happened? Is it what I think?
**[17:29] ---**
Girl, are you seriously...
**[17:31] ---**
Are you seriously...
**[17:34] ---**
...making me mad?!
**[17:45] ---**
"Rumble, rumble"
"Meow" "Meow" "Meow"
**[17:48] ---**
"Rumble, rumble"
**[17:48] ---**
This isn't possible!
**[17:51] ---**
"Rumble, rumble"
**[17:52] ---**
I'm through trying to make you unhappy.
**[17:56] ---**
Now I'm gonna kill you!
**[17:58] ---**
That's the job of the Grim Reaper,
not a poverty god, isn't it?
**[18:01] ---**
It doesn't matter!
If I don't, my soul is gonna snap!
**[18:05] ---**
Charge!
**[18:22] ---**
I just have to get to
the operating room now...
**[18:27] ---**
Now you've gone and done it, huh? Imagine,
**[18:30] ---**
you trying to use that to save Mr. Suwano...
**[18:34] ---**
Then sure enough, I *can
*use this to save him, huh?
**[18:37] ---**
I had my doubts as to whether
or not that was possible.
**[18:40] ---**
Whoops.
**[18:42] ---**
Either way, you are not
going to get your way with me!
**[18:49] ---**
Uh-oh, I don't think a written
apology is going to cover this one.
**[18:54] ---**
"Good luck"
**[18:55] ---**
Whoa, for real?
**[18:58] ---**
They're all four-leaf clovers!
**[19:02] ---**
Doctor, we're losing him!
**[19:04] ---**
This could be it.
**[19:05] ---**
Suwano... Suwano...
**[19:09] ---**
Suwano...
**[19:13] ---**
Hang in there, Suwano.
**[19:16] ---**
Ah, it's a pair of Miss Ichikos...
**[19:20] ---**
You just have to come back.
If you don't do as I tell you,
**[19:25] ---**
there's going to be hell to pay.
**[19:34] ---**
You know something, I've gone and ruined
**[19:37] ---**
your very special birthday, Miss Ichiko.
**[19:40] ---**
Really, if you're this healthy,
I'm a fool for having worried.
**[19:44] ---**
Well then, I will accept any
punishment you give me.
**[19:47] ---**
Oh, yeah. Well, Suwano...
**[19:50] ---**
Yes?
**[19:51] ---**
As of today, you're fired.
**[19:53] ---**
Okay.
**[19:54] ---**
Huh?
**[19:55] ---**
Let's see,
**[19:57] ---**
you openly barge in on me while bathing,
**[19:59] ---**
you have a seizure and
collapse on my birthday,
**[20:00] ---**
and your cake is too sweet. If you...
**[20:04] ---**
If you try hard, you could
probably live another 30 years, right?
**[20:10] ---**
Move to the countryside,
where the air is better,
**[20:13] ---**
find someone, and get remarried, okay?
**[20:18] ---**
Miss Ichiko,
**[20:20] ---**
thank you very much.
**[20:22] ---**
Y-You should be upset with me,
saying, "How can you be such a tyrant?"
**[20:26] ---**
I should be?
**[20:27] ---**
Yes!
**[20:29] ---**
Yes, of course.
**[20:31] ---**
Miss Ichiko...
**[20:34] ---**
Thank you for looking
after me all these years.
**[20:38] ---**
Mm-hmm, that goes double for me.
**[20:42] ---**
This is for the best, right?
**[20:45] ---**
If he stays with me for
long, then once again...
**[20:48] ---**
It's no big deal. I mean,
I've kind of been on my own up to now.
**[20:53] ---**
Yeah, it's no big deal.
**[20:56] ---**
"One Week Later"
**[20:58] ---**
That poverty god hasn't shown
up again. I wonder if she went home.
**[21:02] ---**
It's been one week. Being alone
isn't so bad, once you're used to it.
**[21:06] ---**
I'm home!
**[21:08] ---**
Welcome back!
**[21:10] ---**
Dear, would you like supper?
Would you like a bath? Or perhaps...
**[21:15] ---**
...you'd like to be unhappy?
**[21:18] ---**
Why of course, I want...
**[21:20] ---**
...to know what you're doing!
**[21:24] ---**
Oh... Sure enough, that
happiness energy is back again.
**[21:25] ---**
"Sakura Ichiko" "Happiness Energy"
**[21:28] ---**
Huh?
**[21:29] ---**
"Pops (1-2%)"
"Boobs (nearly all)"
**[21:30] ---**
You see, most of the energy that was released
**[21:33] ---**
came right back to you again.
**[21:35] ---**
Oh-ho, which means...?
**[21:37] ---**
Mind if I do you in again?
**[21:40] ---**
No thanks.
**[21:41] ---**
Don't "no thanks" me!
**[21:42] ---**
You want some of this, bonehead?!
**[21:43] ---**
You bet! It might be best for this
world if we go to some other one!
**[21:47] ---**
Go ahead and take your best shot, if you can!
It's not like I've got anything more to lose,
**[21:50] ---**
you... poverty god!
**[22:12] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[22:16] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[22:20] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[22:24] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[22:28] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[22:35] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[22:43] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[22:46] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[22:51] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[22:54] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[22:58] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:02] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[23:06] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[23:09] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[23:14] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[23:19] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[23:23] ---**
--Give me some of those boobs!
**[23:23] ---**
--Excuse me...
**[23:24] ---**
--You, with a huge bust? That's gross!
**[23:25] ---**
--Excuse me...
**[23:26] ---**
--What?!
**[23:26] ---**
--What?!
**[23:27] ---**
Special delivery.
**[23:28] ---**
Ah, it's from Suwano.
**[23:28] ---**
"To: Miss Sakura Ichiko"
**[23:31] ---**
"We're getting married."
**[23:32] ---**
We're getting married.
**[23:34] ---**
--That was fast!
**[23:34] ---**
--That was fast!
**[23:36] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:37] ---**
This week's
**[23:37] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:38] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:40] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
**[23:42] ---**
Did you all see my
charming exploits this week?
**[23:47] ---**
All right, then, one more time!
**[23:51] ---**
"The mysterious monk,
Bobby, arrives in Butsumetsu."
**[23:51] ---**
"Sacred gear in hand, a fierce battle
erupts between Ichiko and Momiji"
***SIGN*** "Next time: This, Indeed, Has the 'The Battle Between God and Girl Now Begins' Feel to It."
***SIGN*** "Next time: gym shorts, a bamboo sword, and a perverted monk" "Please watch for it"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering by:
Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 2 - This, Indeed, Has the 'The Battle Between God and Girl Now Begins' Feel To It
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:23] ---**
The town of Butsumetsu...
**[00:25] ---**
This is it. No doubt about it. I sense it.
**[00:30] ---**
It's somewhere within this town.
**[00:34] ---**
Good morning, Miss Sakura.
**[00:36] ---**
Good morning.
**[00:37] ---**
You look pretty today.
**[00:39] ---**
I know.
**[00:43] ---**
Good morning, Miss Sakura.
**[00:49] ---**
Wha--?!
**[00:57] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:00] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[01:03] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[01:08] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:12] ---**
*Mou good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:14] ---**
*Omou mama ni kowashite yuke*
**[01:20] ---**
*Dareka no reeru no ue kara*
**[01:25] ---**
*nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?*
**[01:29] ---**
*Kore de ii no?*
**[01:31] ---**
*Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi*
**[01:37] ---**
*Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?*
**[01:42] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:44] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:47] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[01:50] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[01:55] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:59] ---**
*Mou good-bye! Bad day!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Omou mama ni*
**[02:06] ---**
*Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte*
**[02:08] ---**
*mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?*
**[02:11] ---**
*Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo*
**[02:16] ---**
*kowashite yuke*
**[02:23] ---**
"Round 2!" "This, Indeed, Has 'The Battle
Between God and Girl Now Begins' Feel to It"
**[02:28] ---**
Like I told you...
**[02:31] ---**
I'm thinking up and acting
on a whole lot of things.
**[02:35] ---**
If you keep rushing me like this,
**[02:37] ---**
I'm just going to lose my drive, instead.
**[02:40] ---**
B-But...
**[02:41] ---**
...as a god, you shouldn't stay
in the human realm too long.
**[02:45] ---**
There's a chance that you may
affect the energy balance there.
**[02:48] ---**
Then please, allow me to
take more active measures!
**[02:52] ---**
I can't take what I otherwise
could sneaking around like this!
**[02:55] ---**
"Annoyance"
**[02:56] ---**
You little...
**[02:59] ---**
Very well.
**[03:01] ---**
As long as you can keep
from revealing to others
**[03:04] ---**
that you are a poverty god,
then perhaps, just a little...
**[03:08] ---**
You mean I can kill her?!
**[03:09] ---**
Eh? Kill her...?
**[03:11] ---**
Your objective is to seize
Sakura Ichiko's happiness energy
**[03:15] ---**
and keep it under control.
**[03:16] ---**
--My ¥10 is almost up...
**[03:17] ---**
--Any other actions are--
**[03:18] ---**
"Yawn"
**[03:21] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[03:24] ---**
And so, our transfer student
will now introduce herself.
**[03:28] ---**
"Binboda Momiji"
**[03:29] ---**
What a pain.
**[03:30] ---**
It is not.
**[03:32] ---**
Everyone, it's nice to meet you.
My name is Hinkongawa Momiji.
**[03:37] ---**
Uh, let's see, my hobby is cosplaying,
**[03:40] ---**
my favorite word is "fetters,"
and showboating is my specialty.
**[03:44] ---**
Let's see... The type of
boy I hate is one who says
**[03:48] ---**
"Everything!" when asked
"What do you like in a girlfriend?"
**[03:51] ---**
I thought she was supposed to be a god!
**[03:53] ---**
What is she doing, transferring in here?!
**[03:56] ---**
I think my periods are fairly light.
**[03:58] ---**
My favorite sexual position is--
**[03:59] ---**
Okay, that's enough.
**[04:01] ---**
And wasn't your name something else?
**[04:03] ---**
I don't care, whatever.
**[04:05] ---**
Okay, Binboda, you sit next to Sakura.
**[04:13] ---**
Pleasure to meet you, Miss Sakura.
**[04:15] ---**
The pleasure's all mine, Miss Binboda.
**[04:18] ---**
By the way, the flatness of
your chest is absolutely sheer, huh?
**[04:21] ---**
Tell me, do you feel like you're
surrounded by Odorondo valley?
**[04:23] ---**
Are you calling my chest a "haunt of evil"?
**[04:26] ---**
What about your chest?
It's like hearing one of Gian's recitals.
**[04:29] ---**
It's just revolting!
**[04:33] ---**
"Sizzle"
**[04:39] ---**
Okay, stop there, you two.
**[04:44] ---**
So now you've come to school,
have you, you poverty god?
**[04:49] ---**
She plans to take my happiness
energy if I give her an opening.
**[04:52] ---**
Think again. Things won't go
quite as easily as you imagine.
**[04:57] ---**
Gym is a serious drag.
**[04:59] ---**
It's seriously "darvish."
**[05:01] ---**
But never mind about that...
**[05:04] ---**
I'm ready, if you please!
**[05:06] ---**
Why doesn't anyone take
any issue with her getup?!
**[05:09] ---**
Mai, don't go holding back on her,
just because she's a transfer student.
**[05:13] ---**
Read you loud and clear!
**[05:16] ---**
Die, you!
**[05:20] ---**
Oh, I'm so sorry!
**[05:23] ---**
Misa! Snap out of it!
**[05:25] ---**
It missed us! It missed us, okay?
**[05:28] ---**
Th-That jerk!
**[05:30] ---**
"Science Room"
**[05:31] ---**
You there, young man!
**[05:33] ---**
Don't horse around when
there are alcohol burners lit!
**[05:43] ---**
What's the matter, Sakura?
**[05:45] ---**
Oh, nothing. The flame singed my notebook.
**[05:49] ---**
Tch!
**[05:52] ---**
This is definitely her doing.
**[05:54] ---**
You think I'm going to
fall for an old trick like this?
**[05:57] ---**
"Crash"
**[05:59] ---**
"1 ton"
**[06:01] ---**
Aw, I guess falling for your charms
isn't the only falling going on.
**[06:05] ---**
Are you telling me to die?!
Are you telling me to die?!
**[06:08] ---**
And, with that, the entry is registered...
**[06:10] ---**
"ZZZ..."
**[06:11] ---**
Calm down, now. Just calm down.
If I let the poverty god trip me up,
**[06:14] ---**
"ZZZ..."
**[06:16] ---**
I'll be playing right into her hand, won't I?
**[06:17] ---**
"ZZZ..."
**[06:21] ---**
I can't look at it! I can't look at it!
**[06:23] ---**
There's nothing important
written on it, anyway!
**[06:25] ---**
But I have to know...
**[06:28] ---**
"Rustle"
**[06:29] ---**
"Blank"
**[06:31] ---**
You're a pest, you know that!
You're an incredible pest!
**[06:35] ---**
What's the matter with Miss Sakura?
**[06:37] ---**
She seems out of sorts today.
**[06:38] ---**
"Whisper, whisper"
**[06:39] ---**
"Poof"
**[06:42] ---**
The gild is coming off the lily now, huh?
**[06:47] ---**
"Dejected"
**[06:49] ---**
I'm exhausted. It's not a matter
of keeping calm or not now.
**[06:54] ---**
Why that poverty god!
**[06:57] ---**
She's walking all over
me however she pleases!
**[07:00] ---**
"What *is* up with Miss Sakura today?" "Did
something happen with the transfer student?"
**[07:01] ---**
The whole class has ended up
wondering what's happening.
**[07:03] ---**
Aah! If this keeps up, my whole persona--
**[07:07] ---**
the position I've built
myself up to occupy will be...
**[07:10] ---**
I have to come up with some
way or other to drive her away.
**[07:18] ---**
Such predicament...
Such serious predicament...
**[07:21] ---**
Me so hungry, can't take another step.
**[07:25] ---**
W-What?!
**[07:27] ---**
Oh, what beautiful young lass.
**[07:31] ---**
Our meeting here must be some sort fate.
**[07:33] ---**
No, you just grabbed
my leg as hard as you could.
**[07:36] ---**
I am traveling monk! If
possible, I much obliged
**[07:39] ---**
if you give me dinner, bath, place to sleep,
**[07:42] ---**
restroom and toothbrush tonight!
**[07:44] ---**
You sure ask a lot!
**[07:45] ---**
"Nuzzle"
**[07:45] ---**
That out of way, lass,
you have such fine skin!
**[07:49] ---**
You depraved monk!
**[07:49] ---**
"Wham"
**[07:51] ---**
Ah, geez, what the hell is this?!
**[07:55] ---**
I mean, really,
**[07:56] ---**
nothing has gone right since
that poverty god showed up.
**[08:01] ---**
Why is my room so messed up?
**[08:04] ---**
These were put away in the closet.
**[08:06] ---**
Don't be such a spoiled
baby, just deal with it.
**[08:10] ---**
The poverty god's voice?
**[08:12] ---**
Home is wherever you hang your hat, right?
**[08:14] ---**
Before long, you'll become
used to how cramped it is in here.
**[08:17] ---**
--Huh? Dorae--?
**[08:17] ---**
--Welcome home, Nobita!
**[08:19] ---**
Don't tell me you fancy yourself
as a robot cat from the future!
**[08:23] ---**
"Ah"
**[08:24] ---**
"Eh"
**[08:30] ---**
"Oh, you want it bigger?"
**[08:31] ---**
A poverty god item!
The timespace expansion device,
**[08:35] ---**
the lucky mallet carpenter!
**[08:40] ---**
I'm imagining things,
I'm imagining things. Right?
**[08:44] ---**
Port side, the barrage is too thin.
**[08:49] ---**
1501... 1502...
**[08:52] ---**
Gah! Ichiko, you perv!
**[08:57] ---**
Listen, you! At least knock before
you open the door! Try it again!
**[09:06] ---**
Wait, what am I laughing about?!
**[09:09] ---**
Keep your cool, keep your cool.
Calmly come up with a solution...
**[09:13] ---**
Oh, momma!
**[09:16] ---**
There's no question.
That's the same smell as momma.
**[09:21] ---**
"Keep your cool!" "Keep your cool!"
**[09:25] ---**
Keep Your Cool Kick!
**[09:25] ---**
"Smack"
**[09:27] ---**
"Whack" "Whack" "Whack"
**[09:28] ---**
It's just one thing after
another! What's next?!
**[09:30] ---**
J-Just a minute!
**[09:31] ---**
I get it!
**[09:32] ---**
--You're one of the poverty god's pals, huh?!
**[09:33] ---**
--C-Calm down, first!
**[09:35] ---**
Judging by the situation I've witnessed,
**[09:37] ---**
you're being haunted by something
inhuman, huh? Isn't that right?
**[09:40] ---**
"Iron"
**[09:42] ---**
Don't think that I can't
be of any use to you here!
**[09:46] ---**
Your name is Sakura Ichiko, is it?
Hmm, that is a fine name.
**[09:51] ---**
My name is Bobby. I am on
a pilgrimage throughout Japan,
**[09:51] ---**
"Bobby"
**[09:51] ---**
"My first meal in a week"
**[09:54] ---**
to vanquish any evil spirits.
**[09:57] ---**
How many pizzas is he going to eat?
**[09:59] ---**
I came to this city because there
was a foul presence coming from it.
**[10:04] ---**
When I met you this evening,
**[10:06] ---**
I could see that this
presence had encompassed you.
**[10:09] ---**
It caught my attention, so I followed you.
**[10:12] ---**
Wait, you're speaking normally now!
**[10:14] ---**
Yeah.
**[10:15] ---**
My mama taught me that if
you act like a foreigner in trouble,
**[10:18] ---**
any Japanese person will be nice to you.
**[10:22] ---**
Bring your mama here! I'll set her straight!
**[10:24] ---**
But the poverty god isn't
an evil spirit, she's a deity.
**[10:27] ---**
You've got your religions crossed.
**[10:29] ---**
Not to worry.
**[10:31] ---**
There's a thing called
Shinto-Buddhism syncretism.
**[10:32] ---**
Just as the great god
Amaterasu became Vairocana,
**[10:35] ---**
and Hachiman became Tathāgata Amitābha,
**[10:38] ---**
in Japan, deities and Buddhas both
**[10:40] ---**
have been considered
the same from times of old.
**[10:43] ---**
In Japan, the land of gods,
**[10:45] ---**
there is no such thing
as a wall between religions.
**[10:48] ---**
Then...
**[10:49] ---**
Then again,
**[10:50] ---**
you may be better suited
to drive her away than I am.
**[10:55] ---**
What do you mean?
**[10:57] ---**
As I said a moment ago, I came to this city
**[11:00] ---**
in pursuit of an evil
presence emanating from it.
**[11:03] ---**
From you, I learned that
it is the flat-chested girl
**[11:06] ---**
with hair down in her eyes
that you call the poverty god.
**[11:09] ---**
I'll kill you!
**[11:11] ---**
However,
**[11:12] ---**
Sakura Ichiko, it is also
certain that there is something
**[11:15] ---**
similar, yet different, from
the poverty god, coming from you.
**[11:17] ---**
Huh? Don't tell me you
can see happiness energy!
**[11:21] ---**
My spiritual awareness is extremely high!
**[11:24] ---**
Well, it's not crystal-clear,
but I can vaguely make out something
**[11:28] ---**
enveloping you right around here...
**[11:30] ---**
"Honk"
**[11:30] ---**
Yoink!
**[11:33] ---**
"Smack"
**[11:34] ---**
I'm joking! It was just
a joke! It was an accident!
**[11:34] ---**
"Wham" "Crash" "Kapow" "Smack"
**[11:37] ---**
My hand has a mind of its own!
**[11:40] ---**
So say something! At least say something!
**[11:42] ---**
Don't be so serious, say something!
**[11:43] ---**
"Mama, help me!" "Don't laugh this off!!"
**[11:44] ---**
Don't be so seriously upset! Say something!
**[11:47] ---**
But I *am* seriously upset,
you perverted degenerate monk!
**[11:51] ---**
So, what *can* you do, besides
make with the gropey hands?
**[11:56] ---**
U-Use this.
**[12:00] ---**
"Somin Shorai Charm"
**[12:01] ---**
What is it?
**[12:02] ---**
It's an item that I made
to vanquish evil spirits,
**[12:06] ---**
the Somin Shorai.
**[12:08] ---**
Somin Shorai is the name of
a deity that granted divine protection
**[12:11] ---**
to ward off plague and calamity
from the god Susanowo, you see.
**[12:15] ---**
Since you have more spirit power than I do,
**[12:17] ---**
you should be able to bring forth
the true power of the Somin Shorai.
**[12:23] ---**
Is that right?
**[12:24] ---**
Also, if you wear this,
**[12:27] ---**
you will be able to raise
your spirit power even higher.
**[12:30] ---**
Clothes?
**[12:32] ---**
They are no ordinary clothes.
This is the attire of a priestess,
**[12:35] ---**
the link between god and man...
**[12:37] ---**
A priestess?
**[12:41] ---**
This kind of looks cool after all!
**[12:44] ---**
...which I have modified.
**[12:47] ---**
"Guts"
**[12:56] ---**
What is this? Now that I put it on...
**[12:59] ---**
Yahoo!
**[13:01] ---**
It was worth the three days and
nights I worked straight to make it.
**[13:05] ---**
This is sacrilege, you know!
**[13:07] ---**
All is in readiness! Now, go, Sakura Ichiko!
**[13:13] ---**
"Thank you for your loyal readership"
**[13:15] ---**
This, indeed, has the
**[13:16] ---**
"The Battle Between God
and Girl Now Begins" feel to it.
**[13:20] ---**
What's with this page from
a manga that's being cancelled?!
**[13:22] ---**
Well, we're about to break for a commercial.
**[13:24] ---**
What, right now?!
**[13:33] ---**
"Extraneous Round!"
**[13:35] ---**
"-- Just before Momiji
transfers to school -- (part 1)"
**[13:51] ---**
Say, which way do you think is best?
**[13:54] ---**
"They're all just so-so"
**[13:56] ---**
"-- Just before Momiji
transfers to school -- (part 2)"
**[14:02] ---**
Kewpie!
**[14:05] ---**
Too short, huh?
**[14:08] ---**
Oh, this isn't bad.
**[14:10] ---**
Say, which way do you think is best?
**[14:13] ---**
"Sailor."
**[14:14] ---**
Oh.
**[14:21] ---**
Come on out, poverty god!
**[14:23] ---**
Today is the day we settle this!
**[14:27] ---**
Keep it down, will you?
What time do you think it is?
**[14:34] ---**
Th-That... outfit you're wearing...
**[14:40] ---**
She snickered at me!
**[14:42] ---**
I'm sorry for snickering.
**[14:43] ---**
You fool! If you're going to do cosplay,
you've got to dress your heart, too!
**[14:44] ---**
"You called me a fool?!"
**[14:47] ---**
Then what kind of character
design is this supposed to be?!
**[14:50] ---**
Here, look this way...
**[14:51] ---**
"Click"
**[14:53] ---**
Hey, you! Don't go taking
pictures without asking first!
**[14:56] ---**
That's it! I'm joining the newspaper club!
**[14:58] ---**
O-Oh, no you don't!
**[15:01] ---**
The front page is all mine!
**[15:04] ---**
Of all the things to go aggro on me for...
**[15:07] ---**
Do you really think you can drive
me away with a Somin Shorai charm?
**[15:11] ---**
Huh? How does she...?
**[15:13] ---**
Well, it's no surprise
that she knows what it is.
**[15:16] ---**
She *is* a god, right?
**[15:18] ---**
Never mind about that...
**[15:21] ---**
It came out perfectly!
**[15:23] ---**
I wonder what the boys in the class
will think when they see this!
**[15:29] ---**
I'm not doing this because I want to.
**[15:32] ---**
If only you weren't here, none
of this would have ever happened!
**[15:37] ---**
I will not... let you
screw up my life anymore!
**[15:46] ---**
This is it, all right!
**[15:53] ---**
W-What is all that?
**[15:58] ---**
Amazing.
**[16:00] ---**
"She made her happiness
energy materialize!!?"
**[16:00] ---**
I knew that she wasn't a normal human being,
**[16:05] ---**
but she's being a real pain!
**[16:06] ---**
Your time is up today, poverty god!
**[16:09] ---**
In your dreams!
**[16:15] ---**
Damn, that was my front-page scoop!
**[16:23] ---**
These guys all look adorable,
but attack mercilessly.
**[16:28] ---**
Are they a reflection
of Ichiko's personality?
**[16:33] ---**
Watch out!
**[16:34] ---**
Watch out!
**[16:37] ---**
You're not getting away! After her!
**[16:41] ---**
Geez, this isn't a battle anime.
**[16:49] ---**
All right! We've got her cornered!
**[16:52] ---**
Why, you...!
**[16:59] ---**
Take that, and that, and that!
Rest in peace, would you?!
**[16:59] ---**
"Bam" "Pow" "Foosh"
**[17:02] ---**
Yow-w-w! Rest in peace, you say?!
**[17:05] ---**
I'm a god! And knock it off, already!
**[17:12] ---**
Man...
**[17:14] ---**
Ah, what a hassle.
**[17:18] ---**
It's a hassle, but what else can I do? I...
**[17:23] ---**
...will not accept your
apologies for this anymore.
**[17:28] ---**
What?
**[17:30] ---**
Energy materialization.
Did you think that I couldn't do
**[17:35] ---**
anything that you could do?
**[17:45] ---**
Go! Show her the cursed
power of a poverty god!
**[17:50] ---**
Bring it, if you dare!
I'll make sure you never face me again!
**[18:01] ---**
Huh?
**[18:04] ---**
Go, she tells us. What do you want to do?
**[18:07] ---**
Ugh, this is seriously "darvish."
**[18:10] ---**
Hey, come on, you guys.
**[18:12] ---**
Let's pretend we didn't hear her.
**[18:14] ---**
She shouldn't be summoning us for just this.
**[18:17] ---**
Seriously. Let's watch some TV.
**[18:19] ---**
What is this?
**[18:20] ---**
That, you see, is...
**[18:22] ---**
...since, owing to my personality,
I am easily annoyed,
**[18:25] ---**
these fellows, who were born
of my unhappiness energy,
**[18:28] ---**
naturally have easily annoyed
personalities. That explains that.
**[18:32] ---**
Oh, yeah? You don't say...
**[18:38] ---**
Time!
**[18:39] ---**
Overruled!
**[18:43] ---**
I-I did it...
**[18:46] ---**
I won! I get the feeling
that I lost a lot, as well...
**[18:51] ---**
...but in your face, you poverty god!
**[18:56] ---**
She has completely forgotten about me, huh?
**[19:05] ---**
I see. So you're saying,
**[19:07] ---**
even when you went at her all-out,
you still couldn't beat her.
**[19:12] ---**
I understand, Momiji. Why don't we regroup?
**[19:15] ---**
Come back to the poverty god realm for now.
**[19:19] ---**
No, please let me try a
little longer on my own.
**[19:23] ---**
But...
**[19:25] ---**
I... I do have...
**[19:29] ---**
I have my pride, you know! You get me?!
**[19:36] ---**
Huh? What's this? Has she ever
been that motivated before?
**[19:44] ---**
We start reformulating a strategy tomorrow.
**[19:47] ---**
Thank you, as always. Cough, cough.
**[19:52] ---**
Even when you went at her all-out,
you still couldn't beat her.
**[19:57] ---**
That little girl...
**[19:58] ---**
I've never been so humiliated!
I will take you out, no matter what!
**[20:04] ---**
Just you wait and see!
**[20:12] ---**
It's nice that the poverty
god is gone, and all, but...
**[20:16] ---**
I think that things have
gone from bad to worse!
**[20:19] ---**
Not my fault.
**[20:20] ---**
How can you not know how to put them back?!
**[20:22] ---**
If I don't know, I don't know.
**[20:24] ---**
Uh... can I get something to chill this beer?
**[20:28] ---**
Aah! Don't touch anything!
**[20:31] ---**
I'm home.
**[20:32] ---**
Hey, you! Why are you
coming back like it was normal?!
**[20:34] ---**
You can't go announcing "I'm home"!
**[20:59] ---**
*Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite*
**[21:03] ---**
*ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru*
**[21:07] ---**
*Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara*
**[21:11] ---**
*shirankao shite misetsukeru*
**[21:15] ---**
*Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou*
**[21:23] ---**
*Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!*
**[21:30] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[21:33] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai*
**[21:38] ---**
*Doushite minuite kurenai no*
**[21:42] ---**
*Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you*
**[21:45] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[21:49] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin*
**[21:53] ---**
*Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai*
**[21:56] ---**
*Kawarazu kyou datte I
love you I love you baby!*
**[22:01] ---**
*Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de*
**[22:07] ---**
*koi boudou gouon!*
**[22:12] ---**
"Extraneous Round!"
**[22:14] ---**
"-- A new strategy --"
**[22:18] ---**
Kumagai, I've come up with
a way to catch Ichiko off her guard.
**[22:23] ---**
Any girl as stubborn as that girl
is actually quite innocent and pure.
**[22:29] ---**
Ichiko, you know what?
**[22:33] ---**
Babies, it turns out,
aren't really delivered by storks.
**[22:42] ---**
"-- Thinking up merchandise --"
**[22:46] ---**
When you're given a mere 3-month anime run,
**[22:48] ---**
you can't afford to roll over
and not take the initiative.
**[22:51] ---**
That being said, I thought up
some ideas for character merchandise
**[22:54] ---**
to increase our popularity.
**[22:56] ---**
"Groan"
**[22:58] ---**
What do you think about this?
**[23:00] ---**
"Boi-ing"
**[23:01] ---**
The Sakura Ichiko boob mousepad!
**[23:03] ---**
Huh? Aren't those played out?
**[23:06] ---**
This one is more novel.
**[23:08] ---**
"Fla-at"
**[23:09] ---**
A first-ever! The even-surfaced
Momiji boob mousepad!
**[23:15] ---**
Lady, that's just a regular
mousepad, you know!
**[23:22] ---**
Why, you...!
**[23:24] ---**
You were in on it, too, weren't you?!
**[23:27] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:28] ---**
This week's
**[23:28] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:29] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:31] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
**[23:34] ---**
Did you all see my
tremendous exploits this week?
**[23:38] ---**
All right, then, one more time!
**[23:40] ---**
How brilliant!
**[23:43] ---**
Doubling up! I don't know when to quit!
**[23:46] ---**
"Tomorrow never knows!"
***SIGN*** "The guy who has been asleep in the classroom in the seat next to Ichiko all this time wakes up"
***SIGN*** "Next time: 'Taking Orders from You Kinda Ticks Me Off!!!' 'What Do You Mean, Kinda?!!'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: Her classmate
doesn't have any money"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 3 - Taking Orders From You Kinda Ticks Me Off!!! What Do You Mean, Kinda?!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:21] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[00:24] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[00:27] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[00:32] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[00:36] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[00:38] ---**
*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
**[00:45] ---**
*What was that happiness I spotted*
**[00:49] ---**
*from atop someone's rail?*
**[00:53] ---**
*Is this right?*
**[00:55] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
**[01:02] ---**
*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
**[01:06] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:09] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:12] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:15] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[01:20] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:24] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:25] ---**
*As you please*
**[01:30] ---**
*Happy about each and every thing,*
**[01:33] ---**
*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
**[01:36] ---**
*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
**[01:40] ---**
*and bust it up*
**[01:47] ---**
Suwano's on his honeymoon.
**[01:50] ---**
Miss Ichiko, how are you?
Have you grown accustomed to living alone?
**[01:56] ---**
Please give my regards to
your nurse friend, as well.
**[02:00] ---**
I told him, she's not my friend.
**[02:05] ---**
Hilarious! That's really hilarious!
***SIGN*** "Round 3!" "Taking Orders from You Kinda Ticks Me Off!!!" "What Do You Mean, Kinda?!!"
**[02:17] ---**
Hey, what are you doing,
taking it easy in my home,
**[02:19] ---**
watching *Suberanai Hanashi*?!
**[02:22] ---**
Listen to me!
**[02:24] ---**
Look, you should actually be
grateful that I'm staying here.
**[02:29] ---**
That annoying ability of yours
to suck up the happiness energy of others
**[02:34] ---**
is canceled out by me being next to you.
**[02:36] ---**
The reason for that is this.
**[02:39] ---**
Poverty god item! The energy barrier emitter!
**[02:43] ---**
When used by someone
with elevated happiness energy,
**[02:45] ---**
"Unhappiness"
**[02:46] ---**
they are able to repel incoming unhappiness,
**[02:49] ---**
and conversely, when someone
with strong unhappiness energy uses it,
**[02:50] ---**
"Happiness"
**[02:52] ---**
happiness energy that has been siphoned off
is bounced back to its original owner.
**[02:56] ---**
And you don't want others
growing any unhappier...
**[02:59] ---**
"Crack!"
**[03:05] ---**
Mommy!
**[03:09] ---**
Tough cookies.
**[03:10] ---**
Other than Suwano, there's not
a single person that I care about.
**[03:14] ---**
It doesn't concern me
what happens to anyone else.
**[03:17] ---**
So why don't you go back
to the land of flat-chested gods?
**[03:21] ---**
Why, you...
**[03:23] ---**
I'll show you!
**[03:24] ---**
"Slam! Bang! Pow!"
**[03:25] ---**
Not the land of flat-chested gods,
the land of poverty gods!
**[03:27] ---**
I'll send you there, udder-girl!
**[03:28] ---**
Go ahead and send me! With all
the "udder-girls" gone from the world,
**[03:31] ---**
the men of the world and
the Young Jump editing board
**[03:33] ---**
"Yaa-wn"
**[03:33] ---**
will lose their cheesecake
photos, and start riots!
**[03:35] ---**
Your very existence is one
big riot, you bonehead!
**[03:37] ---**
Just die, already, for
the sake of world peace!
**[03:39] ---**
Don't you even mention the word "peace"!
**[03:44] ---**
Uh-oh...
**[03:46] ---**
Have I gone too far?
**[03:50] ---**
Ca-atch you la-ater, po-ops!
**[03:54] ---**
"Hiss"
**[03:55] ---**
Uh-oh.
**[03:56] ---**
I won't forget this!
**[04:01] ---**
Geez, what a handful.
**[04:04] ---**
Treasure your friends.
The character for "person"
**[04:07] ---**
is written with two people
supporting each other.
**[04:11] ---**
Eh, whatever. She's not my friend, after all.
**[04:15] ---**
I'll... kill her...
**[04:20] ---**
Although, when it comes to friends...
**[04:23] ---**
I have plenty of male friends,
who all serve as foils.
**[04:27] ---**
Besides, I don't need female
friends who are all jealous.
**[04:30] ---**
What other interpersonal
relationships are there?
**[04:33] ---**
Aw, I sure wish I had a boyfriend.
**[04:36] ---**
There's no such thing as high
school life without boys, huh?
**[04:39] ---**
No, there's not, is there?
**[04:41] ---**
That's it! A boyfriend!
**[04:43] ---**
I won't say that I don't want one of those.
**[04:46] ---**
There aren't all that many
boys that would suit me.
**[04:49] ---**
I'm not surrounded by princes
so much as the seven dwarves, and all.
**[04:56] ---**
That startled me!
I guess some people do act like that.
**[04:59] ---**
And this guy's been asleep since episode 1!
**[05:02] ---**
I don't know his face, either.
**[05:09] ---**
W-What?
**[05:15] ---**
Can I warm up your bento box for you...?
**[05:18] ---**
"ZZZ"
**[05:19] ---**
Would you like a straw or some chopsticks...?
**[05:22] ---**
I'm not exactly sure why,
**[05:25] ---**
but given a boy like him,
**[05:26] ---**
it might not be so contrived
if I made him my prince.
**[05:30] ---**
I get it, Suwano--what you mean
about the character for "person"
**[05:33] ---**
being written by having
people support each other!
**[05:36] ---**
That's not supporting each other!
**[05:38] ---**
"Hell"
**[05:39] ---**
Poverty god item!
The devil-on-earth's own ears!
**[05:43] ---**
Not only can you hear someone from far away,
**[05:45] ---**
but you can even hear
the voice in their mind,
**[05:47] ---**
which they don't want
to be heard, with this item.
**[05:52] ---**
Say...
**[05:54] ---**
...you there...
**[05:56] ---**
Huh?! He's gone already?!
**[05:58] ---**
He sure left in a hurry.
**[06:01] ---**
Huh? His school I.D.?
**[06:04] ---**
"Tsuwabuki Keita."
**[06:06] ---**
What do you know,
his address is right near mine.
**[06:10] ---**
So then...
**[06:13] ---**
You came here just to drop this off?
**[06:15] ---**
You're a beautiful,
considerate young lady, aren't you?
**[06:17] ---**
Would you like to stay
and have dinner with us?
**[06:20] ---**
I hope you'll continue
to look out for our son.
**[06:23] ---**
Things are moving forward fast!
**[06:24] ---**
Three episodes in to a slapstick comedy,
**[06:26] ---**
and it's suddenly shifting
into a love comedy!
**[06:26] ---**
"Good Luck Girl! Darkness"
**[06:29] ---**
Is this the guiding force
of happiness energy?
**[06:34] ---**
If only she'd just die...
**[06:39] ---**
"Run-down"
**[06:39] ---**
This is it? It is the right address...
**[06:43] ---**
It's not what I fantasized, huh?
**[06:46] ---**
You need something here?
**[06:48] ---**
Huh? You're that girl from my class, um...
**[06:52] ---**
A... I... U...? No... E... O... Ka...
**[06:55] ---**
It's "Sa"!
**[06:56] ---**
Sakura Ichiko.
Um, Tsuwabaki, this is yours, right?
**[07:02] ---**
Oh, you came here just to drop this off?
**[07:05] ---**
My bad. Thanks.
**[07:07] ---**
Mm-mm, perfectly okay.
**[07:09] ---**
Huh, it would be impolite
to send you away so soon...
**[07:14] ---**
Wanna eat while you're here?
**[07:16] ---**
By all means!
**[07:17] ---**
There it is! He's still
as handsome as always,
**[07:20] ---**
and given the circumstances,
his home environment doesn't matter.
**[07:23] ---**
I'm home.
**[07:25] ---**
Welcome home!
**[07:27] ---**
Wow! Brother brought a girl home with him!
**[07:30] ---**
Oh, we have company, we have company!
**[07:32] ---**
Um... come on... in?
**[07:36] ---**
What is this?! The place is teeming!
**[07:38] ---**
--How far did you have to go
for a bottle of soy sauce?
**[07:38] ---**
--1... 2... 3...
**[07:41] ---**
--I told you, it's cheaper
during the sales event.
**[07:42] ---**
--4...!
**[07:47] ---**
We thank you for this meal!
**[07:50] ---**
Ryuta, that's *three* pickles, isn't it?!
**[07:53] ---**
We're all only supposed to get *two*.
**[07:55] ---**
Well, I guess you only get one today, Mika.
**[07:58] ---**
Why does it have to be me?!
**[07:59] ---**
Cut it out, you two!
And how many times have I told you,
**[08:02] ---**
don't point your chopsticks at others?!
**[08:03] ---**
We have a guest here today!
**[08:06] ---**
I'm sorry we couldn't
offer you anything better.
**[08:10] ---**
Feels like I'm having a little déjà vu.
**[08:15] ---**
Okay, gather around!
Time for a strategy session!
***SIGN*** "Sakura Ichiko Mental Conference Number 8396842001" "Topic: Do we make Tsuwabaki Keita ours or not?"
**[08:19] ---**
It's hard to discount the handsome face.
That's an added factor.
**[08:22] ---**
Under these circumstances,
do we want to act like the kind of girl
**[08:26] ---**
who says "I love children" at
mixers to be popular with guys?
**[08:28] ---**
Would you say something like that?
**[08:31] ---**
Wouldn't they tag along with us,
no matter where we went?
**[08:34] ---**
Like on a date? Whoa!
**[08:36] ---**
No matter what you do,
that would become a picnic.
**[08:39] ---**
Let's vote on it.
**[08:40] ---**
Against!
**[08:41] ---**
We decided against it, if you please.
**[08:45] ---**
Acknowledged.
**[08:48] ---**
That dream was short-lived, huh?
**[08:50] ---**
B-By the way, Tsuwabaki,
where are your father and mother?
**[08:55] ---**
They ran off.
**[08:57] ---**
The family got into serious debt,
and ever since they took off,
**[09:00] ---**
saying they were looking for
Tokugawa's buried gold to pay it off,
**[09:03] ---**
they haven't come home.
**[09:04] ---**
Wow, is he serious?
**[09:07] ---**
So you see, I've been
working all sorts of jobs,
**[09:10] ---**
to make sure they all get fed.
**[09:12] ---**
So that's why you're always asleep at school.
**[09:15] ---**
I always work the night shift.
But just looking at these guys,
**[09:19] ---**
that fatigue just melts away somewhere.
**[09:24] ---**
What's wrong?
**[09:26] ---**
"The poor man has no leisure," huh?
**[09:29] ---**
I wouldn't be able to put
up with living like this.
**[09:32] ---**
Don't say that.
**[09:34] ---**
Besides, even without money,
we're all doing all right,
**[09:38] ---**
and as long as we can all
laugh together as siblings like this,
**[09:40] ---**
that's good enough.
**[09:41] ---**
All together as siblings, huh?
**[09:43] ---**
But if you had money, you could
all get along even better, right?
**[09:48] ---**
There are all sorts of things that
are more important than money.
**[09:52] ---**
Such as what?
**[09:54] ---**
The question itself is already out of place.
**[09:57] ---**
That's not really an answer.
What must you be thinking?
**[10:02] ---**
If you had money,
you could live in a bigger house,
**[10:05] ---**
and you could eat food that was better, too.
**[10:07] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[10:08] ---**
You've really got a nasty personality, huh?
**[10:12] ---**
You're like, cynical, or just twisted.
**[10:15] ---**
Wha--? You sound just like the poverty god.
**[10:19] ---**
Poverty god?
**[10:20] ---**
Okay, then...
**[10:22] ---**
Okay, then...!
**[10:24] ---**
How about this? Go ahead and use it.
**[10:27] ---**
If you were to say whether
you need it or not, you do, right?
**[10:29] ---**
You'll be able to eat something tomorrow
ten times better than today's stuff!
**[10:33] ---**
Amazing!
**[10:34] ---**
How much is there here?!
**[10:37] ---**
Don't touch it, you two!
**[10:39] ---**
I've heard just about enough!
**[10:40] ---**
It's okay, Rika.
**[10:43] ---**
Sorry, Sakura.
**[10:44] ---**
Brother!
**[10:47] ---**
No, let me apologize first.
It's my fault for inviting her in here.
**[10:56] ---**
And you, get out!
**[10:59] ---**
Brother is mad!
**[11:03] ---**
They're right!
**[11:04] ---**
Do you have any idea how
cruel what you just did is?!
**[11:08] ---**
Shut up, poverty god!
**[11:09] ---**
Who's that? When did she get here?
**[11:11] ---**
I'll leave! And you don't have to tell me!
**[11:15] ---**
Man! What is with that boy?!
**[11:17] ---**
What is with that girl?!
**[11:20] ---**
I'm just saying what he'd probably say.
**[11:23] ---**
You make it sound like *I'm
*the only one at fault!
**[11:25] ---**
Ugh, for crying out loud, you really
are only outwardly contented,
**[11:30] ---**
but bankrupt on the inside.
**[11:32] ---**
Why, you poverty god...!
**[11:33] ---**
If you've got something to say to me...
**[11:36] ---**
...then come out and say it!
**[11:38] ---**
No, nothing really.
**[11:39] ---**
I'm just carrying out my duties, that's all.
**[11:43] ---**
Your personal life is none of my business.
**[11:46] ---**
What's with her?!
What's with *everyone* around here?!
**[12:01] ---**
I'm not sure I like the look of those clouds.
**[12:04] ---**
There's a typhoon on its way in.
**[12:06] ---**
Ugh, it's been a whole day,
and I'm still feeling irritated.
**[12:09] ---**
And here I've got the day off, too.
**[12:11] ---**
Ah, it's that icky girl.
**[12:13] ---**
Eep! Tsuwabaki's brother!
**[12:16] ---**
Brother says that people
who place money above all else
**[12:19] ---**
have hearts that are unclean.
**[12:21] ---**
That's why you're an icky girl.
**[12:23] ---**
I *do* have a name--Sakura Ichiko.
**[12:26] ---**
Ah, no wonder your breasts are huge.
**[12:29] ---**
"Grind"
**[12:29] ---**
No, not "Tit-chiko"!
I said "Ichiko", you dirty little brat!
**[12:34] ---**
Another duplicate.
**[12:35] ---**
Hey, if you don't want it, I'll take it.
**[12:38] ---**
Huh? Buy your own once in a while.
**[12:40] ---**
Ryu, you've gotten *all* of
yours from others, haven't you?
**[12:44] ---**
Oh, this is it!
**[12:46] ---**
If I get his siblings on
my side, then sooner or later,
**[12:49] ---**
I'll have him groveling before me,
saying "I was wrong"...
**[12:52] ---**
Okay, okay, let your big
sister buy that for you.
**[12:55] ---**
Huh?! I don't want it!
**[12:57] ---**
I said I didn't want it!
**[12:59] ---**
Look, just open it, okay?
**[13:01] ---**
If it's a lousy card, you can
always throw it away, right?
**[13:06] ---**
Whoa, awesome! That's an ultra-rare card!
**[13:09] ---**
You got it first try!
**[13:11] ---**
--How's *that* for luck of the draw?
**[13:12] ---**
--You are so lucky!
**[13:13] ---**
--That's just happiness energy at work.
**[13:17] ---**
Um... Th-Thanks.
**[13:21] ---**
But I thought I was an icky girl, wasn't I?
**[13:24] ---**
Yeah, but Brother says,
**[13:25] ---**
whenever anyone does something
for me, I should always thank them.
**[13:30] ---**
Saying thanks has nothing to
do with you being an icky girl.
**[13:34] ---**
It's okay. It's no big deal.
**[13:37] ---**
Really, thanks a lot, Tit-chiko.
**[13:40] ---**
That's "Big Sister Ichiko" to you!
**[13:45] ---**
That's so cool!
**[13:46] ---**
Let me see it again.
**[13:48] ---**
I've bought a ton of them,
and never got that one.
**[13:51] ---**
He's not exactly my primary target,
but it doesn't feel bad.
**[13:55] ---**
I guess it's okay.
**[13:57] ---**
Even Tit-chiko has her good points, huh?
**[14:00] ---**
Oh, what am I going to tell Brother?
**[14:03] ---**
If I tell him Tit-chiko
bought it for me, he'll be mad.
**[14:08] ---**
Ryuta, you idiot!
For real?! Are you kidding me?!
**[14:14] ---**
How am I going to find it?
It's dark... and smelly...!
**[14:19] ---**
Huh? This is dangerous.
**[14:22] ---**
They must have been doing some sewer work.
**[14:25] ---**
Thank goodness, I found it.
**[14:28] ---**
I'll have to clean it up once I get home.
**[14:31] ---**
Why... is it closed?
**[14:37] ---**
I'm home.
**[14:38] ---**
What's up with all this rain?
**[14:40] ---**
Brother,
**[14:42] ---**
Ryu hasn't... Ryu hasn't come home.
**[14:44] ---**
I called around to all his friends,
but he's nowhere to be found.
**[14:49] ---**
Are you serious?
**[14:51] ---**
Brother... help me...!
**[14:54] ---**
Ryu! Ryuta!
**[14:57] ---**
Ryuta!
**[15:02] ---**
Isn't there anyone else I know
who might know where Ryu is?
**[15:09] ---**
There is one other...
**[15:13] ---**
Who could that be, at this hour?
**[15:15] ---**
Eep, it's Tsuwabuki!
**[15:19] ---**
What is it? You're soaking wet, you know.
**[15:21] ---**
Is Ryu here? My younger brother?
**[15:24] ---**
No, he isn't.
**[15:25] ---**
If you're here to thank me for
the card, you don't need to.
**[15:28] ---**
What about a card? Did he ask
you to spend money on him?
**[15:32] ---**
It wasn't any big deal.
**[15:34] ---**
How much?
**[15:36] ---**
300 yen.
**[15:40] ---**
Come on, Ryu, I can buy that for you myself.
**[15:44] ---**
Seems pretty rough,
being the older brother, huh?
**[15:47] ---**
Huh?!
**[15:48] ---**
In all honesty, I don't think
everything you said was wrong.
**[15:54] ---**
Ryu really does want to play soccer,
**[15:56] ---**
but I can't afford the ball,
the cleats, or the club fees.
**[16:01] ---**
He makes do by playing used games.
**[16:04] ---**
I'd like to buy Rika her own desk,
**[16:07] ---**
and I'd like to buy Mika and Sorata
new clothes, instead of hand-me-downs.
**[16:11] ---**
I'm not saying that money
is all you need for happiness,
**[16:14] ---**
but I also know that not having
money can bring unhappiness!
**[16:17] ---**
Then go ahead and turn to others!
**[16:19] ---**
I can't very well do that.
**[16:21] ---**
Why not?
**[16:23] ---**
I want to show my brother and
sisters that even though others
**[16:26] ---**
may think we're just being stoic,
life is more worthwhile...
**[16:31] ---**
...when you make it on your own two feet.
**[16:36] ---**
I'm not going to rely on *you*, at least!
**[16:43] ---**
What? If you've got
something to say, then say it.
**[16:48] ---**
No, not really.
**[16:52] ---**
Then what do you want?
**[16:56] ---**
W-What are you doing?! And what are these?!
**[17:00] ---**
Don't you hear it?
**[17:01] ---**
Huh? Don't I hear what?
**[17:06] ---**
Brother...!
**[17:08] ---**
Right now, his little brother
is in a pretty tight spot.
**[17:18] ---**
Oh, no...
**[17:21] ---**
Ryu!
**[17:23] ---**
Incidentally, the louder the sound you hear,
**[17:25] ---**
the closer you are to where it is.
**[17:27] ---**
What are you trying to make me do?!
**[17:30] ---**
Who can say? But...
**[17:33] ---**
Is that...?
**[17:35] ---**
Yes. Coming right to the
point, what if I told you
**[17:39] ---**
that you could save that boy
with your happiness energy?
**[17:43] ---**
You will use your happiness
energy voluntarily
**[17:46] ---**
for the sake of someone else.
**[17:48] ---**
Effectively, I will have done my job.
**[17:53] ---**
Ah,
**[17:54] ---**
but you said that other than Suwano,
**[17:57] ---**
you don't care about anyone, huh?
**[17:59] ---**
Um... Th-Thanks.
**[18:04] ---**
I... do not believe that I am wrong.
**[18:10] ---**
I don't deny what you said about money.
**[18:13] ---**
I want to cut that boy down to size...
**[18:16] ---**
Then why don't you go ahead and do it?
**[18:19] ---**
I...
**[18:21] ---**
...don't care about anyone else!
**[18:23] ---**
Then, what about that boy?
**[18:32] ---**
Then go right ahead.
Assuming that boy isn't just "anyone else."
**[18:39] ---**
Oh, one more thing...
**[18:42] ---**
Taking orders from you kinda ticks me off!
**[18:46] ---**
What do you mean, kinda?!
**[18:52] ---**
That dirty bitch...
**[18:55] ---**
She's so difficult, isn't she?
**[18:58] ---**
"Expecting anything of people is pointless!"
**[18:58] ---**
I know that people are
pretty ho-hum creatures.
**[19:02] ---**
But sometimes, they're extremely interesting.
**[19:05] ---**
Ryu! Where are you?!
**[19:08] ---**
Brother!
**[19:10] ---**
Ryu! You big dummy!
**[19:12] ---**
What are you doing down
there?! I'll be right there!
**[19:19] ---**
Come here, Ryu!
**[19:21] ---**
Just a little more...!
**[19:30] ---**
Ryu!
**[19:33] ---**
Sakura?!
**[19:38] ---**
What am I doing? Like I'm going
to do what the poverty god says!
**[19:43] ---**
But, this boy...
**[19:46] ---**
This boy...
**[19:48] ---**
Save this boy, happiness energy!
**[20:08] ---**
Tit-chiko?
**[20:09] ---**
*Ichiko!*
**[20:10] ---**
Ryu!
**[20:12] ---**
Brother!
**[20:18] ---**
What were you doing?
**[20:21] ---**
Well, my card... my card...
**[20:25] ---**
"Person"...
**[20:28] ---**
The character for "person."
**[20:29] ---**
Sakura...
**[20:31] ---**
Are you absolutely nuts?
Luckily enough, you came out okay, but...
**[20:35] ---**
Well, if I hadn't gone, you would
have jumped in the river, right?
**[20:40] ---**
Then, you know what? Both you
and your brother would be dead.
**[20:43] ---**
The same goes for you, too, doesn't it?
**[20:47] ---**
No, *I'd* be all right.
**[20:49] ---**
What does that mean?
**[20:50] ---**
Anyhow, uh...
**[20:55] ---**
Thanks. Sincerely, thanks.
**[20:59] ---**
I'm sorry I yelled at you, and everything.
**[21:02] ---**
Come on, you thank her, too!
You owe her your life.
**[21:08] ---**
Thank you, Tit-chiko.
**[21:12] ---**
*Ichiko*!
**[21:18] ---**
Suwano, if you'd been here,
I'd have wanted you to hear it.
**[21:23] ---**
I don't understand it entirely
myself, but at that moment,
**[21:27] ---**
I felt this kind of warmth in my heart.
**[21:31] ---**
Hmm, you've grown, Ichiko.
**[21:34] ---**
It looks like a little kindness toward
others has sprouted in your heart.
**[21:37] ---**
Well, no time like the present.
**[21:39] ---**
Can I have some of your happiness energy?
**[21:42] ---**
"Snap!"
**[21:44] ---**
Why, you! You're always, always
breaking my gear like it's nothing!
**[21:48] ---**
How much do you think one of these costs?!
**[21:50] ---**
I don't get reimbursed for these, you know!
**[21:52] ---**
Shut up! Getting drained by
you kinda rubs me the wrong way!
**[21:56] ---**
There you go again!
What do you mean, "kinda"?!
**[21:58] ---**
Do you mean psychologically?!
**[22:00] ---**
That's right! Ever since I met him,
I haven't gotten along with him!
**[22:03] ---**
No, you jerk! I was a fool to think
**[22:05] ---**
that you were starting to develop
even the slightest human heart!
**[22:08] ---**
What am I, some kind of robot?!
**[22:30] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[22:34] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[22:38] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[22:42] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[22:46] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[22:53] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[23:01] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:04] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[23:09] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[23:13] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[23:16] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:20] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[23:24] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[23:27] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[23:32] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[23:38] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[23:41] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:41] ---**
This week's
**[23:42] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:43] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:44] ---**
This week, I was here...
and here... and here...!
**[23:47] ---**
I've been appearing more often,
but this week's segment
**[23:49] ---**
is being cut shorter than usu--
**[23:51] ---**
"Next week, everyone's favorite,
an adorable Chihuahua, gets involved"
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: 'He Shrank, Didn't He?!'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time:
Care for a whipping?"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 4 - He Shrank, Didn't He?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:30] ---**
One-two! One-two!
One-two! One-two! One-two...!
**[00:39] ---**
Huh?
**[00:45] ---**
What are you doing down there?
**[00:50] ---**
Of all the people to show up...
**[00:51] ---**
You're still in town, are you?
Thanks to you helping out with her,
**[00:56] ---**
I really got put through the mill.
**[00:58] ---**
Well, that is my job, after all.
**[01:01] ---**
I can't very well leave this city
until I have vanquished you.
**[01:05] ---**
"Vanquish," huh? Didn't your mama
teach you to be kind to ladies?
**[01:11] ---**
Yeah, well, if you don't have breasts,
**[01:13] ---**
I don't see you as being a woman.
**[01:16] ---**
Hey! I've got a real jerk
here! Bring me a spear!
**[01:20] ---**
Bring me something like a spear!
**[01:23] ---**
Gotcha!
**[01:24] ---**
Hey, can you even eat fish out of this river?
**[01:27] ---**
It's not a fish that I'm catching!
**[01:29] ---**
This is a poverty god item I'm using
**[01:31] ---**
to summon a helper from
the Plain of High Heaven!
**[01:33] ---**
Come on over, destitute one!
**[01:42] ---**
I-Is that you,
**[01:44] ---**
Momo'o?!
**[01:45] ---**
Big Sister Momiji!
**[01:55] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:58] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[02:06] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Mou good-bye! bad day!*
**[02:12] ---**
*Omou mama ni kowashite yuke*
**[02:18] ---**
*Dareka no reeru no ue kara*
**[02:23] ---**
*nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?*
**[02:27] ---**
*Kore de ii no?*
**[02:29] ---**
*Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi*
**[02:35] ---**
*Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?*
**[02:40] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[02:42] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[02:45] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[02:48] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[02:53] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[02:57] ---**
*Mou good-bye! Bad day!*
**[02:59] ---**
*Omou mama ni*
**[03:04] ---**
*Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte*
**[03:06] ---**
*mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?*
**[03:09] ---**
*Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo*
**[03:14] ---**
*kowashite yuke*
**[03:21] ---**
"Round 4!"
"He Shrank, Didn't He?!"
**[03:29] ---**
Is it...
**[03:30] ---**
...really you?
**[03:31] ---**
Yeah! Long time no see, Big Sister Momiji!
**[03:34] ---**
"Yap-yap"
**[03:34] ---**
I waited, and waited,
and you never came home,
**[03:36] ---**
so I was so worried that
you were being tossed about
**[03:38] ---**
by the angry seas of the
human realm, and brokenhearted,
**[03:40] ---**
you had fallen into the
nightlife trade at some point!
**[03:43] ---**
What am I, a musician looking
to make it big in the city?
**[03:46] ---**
I have to admit, Momo'o...
it has been a long time, huh?
**[03:50] ---**
Shake!
**[03:51] ---**
Other hand!
**[03:52] ---**
Bondage!
**[03:56] ---**
All right, good boy! Here's your reward!
**[03:59] ---**
This is what you wanted, isn't it?! Eh?!
**[04:01] ---**
Yeah! Haven't felt this good in a while!
**[04:06] ---**
What is the deal with this guy?
**[04:08] ---**
This is Inugami.
**[04:11] ---**
Inugami Momo'o.
**[04:15] ---**
On closer inspection,
you're human, aren't you?!
**[04:18] ---**
Where does a mere human get off,
**[04:19] ---**
casually addressing
Big Sister Momiji like that, huh?!
**[04:23] ---**
His personality is...
**[04:24] ---**
...masochistic!
**[04:25] ---**
Yeah, I could tell that by watching.
**[04:30] ---**
I came up with a great
way to steal Sakura Ichiko's
**[04:33] ---**
happiness energy from her.
**[04:35] ---**
That is, Momo'o, if you will work with me.
**[04:38] ---**
I'd be delighted! For you, Big Sister Momiji,
**[04:41] ---**
I would go through fire, water,
even a mountain of needles...!
**[04:43] ---**
What a needy little pup he is!
**[04:45] ---**
To that end, the first thing
needed is this boiling water.
**[04:50] ---**
Ah, it's whistling.
What on earth will she do with it?
**[04:54] ---**
Drink up.
**[04:57] ---**
Hot! Hot!
**[04:58] ---**
Whoa, what are you doing?
**[05:01] ---**
"You good boys and girls,
don't try this at home!"
**[05:01] ---**
You good boys and girls,
don't try this at home!
**[05:05] ---**
Ohh, here it comes, here it comes!
**[05:08] ---**
Here it comes!
**[05:11] ---**
W-What in the world?!
**[05:14] ---**
When Momo'o reaches
a certain level of pleasure,
**[05:18] ---**
he transforms to become
his true form as a dog deity.
**[05:21] ---**
His true form?!
**[05:28] ---**
While dog deities are
guardians that are revered
**[05:31] ---**
for fulfilling their masters' desires,
and bringing about good fortune,
**[05:35] ---**
as a result of their loyalty,
they are also feared as vengeful deities,
**[05:38] ---**
who mercilessly bring about calamity
**[05:40] ---**
to those who would do harm to their masters.
**[05:45] ---**
Then, this is the vengeful dog deity's...
**[05:48] ---**
...true... form...?
**[05:54] ---**
Uh... um...
**[05:56] ---**
"Squish"
**[05:58] ---**
He shrank, didn't he?
**[06:04] ---**
All right, are you ready, Momo'o?
**[06:07] ---**
Listen closely. You're the only one
who can carry out this mission.
**[06:19] ---**
Things have been going
great lately, haven't they?
**[06:21] ---**
The poverty god doesn't
show up too much now, huh?
**[06:24] ---**
If she's finally had enough and gone home,
**[06:26] ---**
then hooray for me!
**[06:33] ---**
"Take me under your woof!"
**[06:36] ---**
There she is! That's Sakura Ichiko!
**[06:41] ---**
Are you ready, Momo'o?
**[06:42] ---**
You're the only one who
can carry out this mission.
**[06:46] ---**
Pretending to be a dog,
get close to Sakura Ichiko,
**[06:48] ---**
and steal her happiness energy! That is all!
**[06:50] ---**
"That's something you call a 'mission'?!"
**[06:52] ---**
"Also, where is the determination
you had in episode 2?"
**[06:56] ---**
Yeah, well, you see, it doesn't
change how much of a pain this is.
**[07:01] ---**
Also, Momo'o, if you are successful,
**[07:04] ---**
I will give you the greatest
reward you've ever had.
**[07:08] ---**
The greatest reward I've ever had?!
**[07:11] ---**
"Aiyee!"
**[07:12] ---**
No, that's not S&M,
that's just an execution, isn't it?
**[07:15] ---**
"Snicker"
**[07:16] ---**
Just leave it to me, Big Sister Momiji!
**[07:18] ---**
It is the lot of dog deities
to fulfill their masters' wishes.
**[07:21] ---**
Take this, human! Secret technique!
**[07:23] ---**
"Temptation"
**[07:24] ---**
Temptation.
**[07:36] ---**
What the...?!
**[07:38] ---**
How?! How is it that my
Temptation doesn't work on her?!
**[07:41] ---**
Something seemed very deliberate about that.
**[07:44] ---**
Excuse me, Miss Sakura...
**[07:46] ---**
Oh, yes, Mr. Super?
**[07:48] ---**
We don't really forbid keeping pets here,
**[07:51] ---**
but could I at least ask you
to keep him on a collar and leash?
**[07:55] ---**
Pet, you say...?
**[07:59] ---**
Y-You've got it wrong! This dog isn't...
**[08:01] ---**
"Yap! Yap! Yap! Yap!"
**[08:03] ---**
It sure looks to me like
the dog knows you, though.
**[08:06] ---**
W-What's going on?
**[08:07] ---**
There will be a terrible fuss
if he bites a child or anything.
**[08:10] ---**
The responsibility falls
entirely on the owner.
**[08:18] ---**
Why should I have to take the dog?
**[08:21] ---**
Oh, well. I guess I'll just find
someone at school to take him in.
**[08:25] ---**
But in the meantime,
I'm only going to look after you
**[08:27] ---**
because I don't have any other choice.
**[08:29] ---**
Ha, you fool...!
**[08:31] ---**
Once I've gotten inside, it's my ballgame.
**[08:34] ---**
After I take your happiness energy
from you, it'll be over soon enough!
**[08:42] ---**
W-What is all of this?!
**[08:43] ---**
"Messy"
**[08:45] ---**
Aw, the place is all messed up again.
**[08:48] ---**
I just ordered housecleaning
three days ago, too.
**[08:51] ---**
It can't get this bad in just
three days! Man, that stinks!
**[08:54] ---**
Nothing to do but order it again, I suppose.
**[08:57] ---**
That's why. Up until now,
her butler, Suwano, did it all for her.
**[09:00] ---**
"Hang in there, Miss Ichiko!!!"
**[09:01] ---**
At least do your own cleaning!
**[09:03] ---**
But it will take more than
this to make me shy away!
**[09:06] ---**
The poverty god item
I got from Big Sister Momiji--
**[09:09] ---**
Gabriel 2012!
**[09:11] ---**
A false-teeth-type absorber,
**[09:13] ---**
which absorbs happiness
energy while inflicting pain!
**[09:16] ---**
Putting in place...
**[09:19] ---**
Ugh, tell me, how do I keep
the dirty dishes from piling up?
**[09:23] ---**
"Answer: How about washing them?"
**[09:24] ---**
Oh, well. Let's see, where
are they, again? Those goodies...?
**[09:29] ---**
Target lock on!
**[09:32] ---**
Your happiness energy is mine!
**[09:35] ---**
Oh, whoops...
**[09:36] ---**
Ah! You idiot!
**[09:37] ---**
W-Why, you...! I was so close!
**[09:39] ---**
"Shichimi chili pepper"
**[09:40] ---**
Wah! My eyes! My eyes!
**[09:43] ---**
D-Damn, what kind of
happiness energy does she--
**[09:50] ---**
Aw, what are you doing?
**[09:52] ---**
Lying down in a place like that...
You must be pretty tired, huh?
**[09:56] ---**
The hell... I am...
**[09:59] ---**
"Momo'o"...?
**[10:01] ---**
"Momo'o"
**[10:01] ---**
That's a weird name.
**[10:11] ---**
You're completely vulnerable, human!
**[10:14] ---**
Once you're asleep, I don't care
how much happiness energy you have,
**[10:16] ---**
there's no way you can avoid me!
**[10:19] ---**
You're through!
**[10:25] ---**
Is this her happiness energy at work, too?
**[10:27] ---**
Or is she just a fitful sleeper?
**[10:32] ---**
Ah... that feels so good...!
**[10:34] ---**
No! If I experience any greater pleasure,
**[10:35] ---**
"Squeeze"
**[10:36] ---**
I'll return to my human form!
Damn it, human, you will not best me!
**[10:41] ---**
Just a moment, please, Big Sister Momiji!
**[10:44] ---**
"Crack"
**[10:48] ---**
And what do you think she said then?!
**[10:50] ---**
She held up her own breasts and said,
**[10:52] ---**
"Are you sure you haven't confused
being a god of flat-brokeness
**[10:54] ---**
for being a god of flat-chestedness?"
Isn't that cruel?! Isn't that cruel?!
**[10:57] ---**
Milk! You should drink more milk!
**[10:59] ---**
I do drink it! I've been
drinking it for a hundred years!
**[11:01] ---**
"Oden"
**[11:01] ---**
That rotten Tit-chiko!
Momo'o! Get her for me!
**[11:05] ---**
"Note: Momiji is slightly
older than 100, so she is OK to drink"
**[11:10] ---**
"Mash"
**[11:28] ---**
I'm returning the quiz we did earlier.
**[11:31] ---**
"Math Quiz" "Name Sakura Ichiko"
"Factor the following expressions."
**[11:31] ---**
Seems about right.
**[11:32] ---**
Way to go, Miss Sakura.
**[11:34] ---**
You're a cut above the rest of us.
**[11:36] ---**
Oh, what are you talking about?
**[11:38] ---**
"Lie"
**[11:38] ---**
I really have to try on these, myself.
**[11:40] ---**
There you go again...
**[11:42] ---**
--Hooray! Hooray!
**[11:42] ---**
--Way to go, Miss Ichiko!
**[11:43] ---**
--Ugh!
**[11:44] ---**
Hmm. Given the cold shoulder by the girls,
**[11:47] ---**
but popular among the boys.
**[11:48] ---**
Just as Big Sister Momiji reported.
**[11:51] ---**
"Milk"
**[11:51] ---**
Now that I know that her happiness
energy protects her completely,
**[11:56] ---**
it's time to take a moment to regroup,
and learn about my enemy!
**[11:59] ---**
After what's become of dear Big Sister...
**[12:01] ---**
Ah, my head hurts.
Some water, please! Some water!
**[12:08] ---**
Sakura Ichiko observation record...
**[12:11] ---**
Excellent grades.
**[12:13] ---**
Masterful at sports.
**[12:14] ---**
Her brains and beauty
are more than ornamental.
**[12:17] ---**
Men flirt with her while walking the streets,
**[12:19] ---**
--and each time, she soundly fights them off.
**[12:19] ---**
--What do you mean, how
about it for ¥50,000?!
**[12:21] ---**
--Her personality is violent.
**[12:22] ---**
--You undervalue me!
**[12:23] ---**
--Just as has been reported.
**[12:26] ---**
She's home.
**[12:32] ---**
I'm home!
**[12:33] ---**
What's this? She's in a good mood, huh?
**[12:42] ---**
This wasn't in Big Sister Momiji's report.
**[12:46] ---**
She never, ever makes that
face at school or in front of others.
**[12:50] ---**
What is that? What is she reading?
**[13:04] ---**
What is this?
**[13:06] ---**
Oh, they're letters from that butler.
**[13:10] ---**
I wish it was something more,
that I could use against her.
**[13:13] ---**
I was going through my photos,
**[13:16] ---**
and an old one of you came up, Miss Ichiko.
**[13:19] ---**
At the time, it was impossible
to imagine how voluptuous--
**[13:22] ---**
that is to say, how beautiful
you would grow up to be.
**[13:26] ---**
There's a little sexual
harassment included in here.
**[13:28] ---**
At Miss Sumire's suggestion,
I have started taking up Tai Chi.
**[13:32] ---**
I am now in the process
of toughening up my body,
**[13:35] ---**
so that I can someday fight
the man who will be your fiancé.
**[13:38] ---**
"If you want Miss Ichiko,
you'll have to go through me!"
**[13:39] ---**
I thought this old man was once
this close to dying, wasn't he?
**[13:44] ---**
Her substitute father, huh?
**[13:46] ---**
This man, Mr. Suwano,
**[13:48] ---**
is the one and only person
that she allows into her heart.
**[13:51] ---**
Their bond may be even deeper
than the one had with her true parents.
**[13:57] ---**
If only you could direct
even a tenth of the kindness
**[14:00] ---**
you gave to your butler toward other people.
**[14:04] ---**
One other poverty god item
that I got from Big Sister--
**[14:07] ---**
the cursing straw effigy man, type mini!
**[14:10] ---**
It's an item which, like it or not,
**[14:12] ---**
brings unhappiness to everyone
within a 1-meter radius
**[14:15] ---**
when you pull the nail out from its heart.
**[14:16] ---**
There's no escaping the curse of this thing.
**[14:22] ---**
...wano... Suwano...
**[14:27] ---**
W-What is she doing?
**[14:30] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[14:31] ---**
Damn! She's not actually awake, is--
**[14:34] ---**
Wah! I pulled it out!
**[14:35] ---**
"Aaah"
**[14:37] ---**
This is bad! I have to get away now,
or the curse will get me, too!
**[14:40] ---**
Ooh...
**[14:41] ---**
No, not "ooh!" Can't breathe! Can't breathe!
**[14:44] ---**
Let me go...!
**[14:49] ---**
Then again, why isn't
anything happening to her?
**[14:52] ---**
Is this due to the protection of her...
**[14:54] ---**
...happiness energy, too...?
**[15:00] ---**
Aah! I overslept!
**[15:03] ---**
Wait, why is Momo
sleeping there? Oh well. I'm off!
**[15:12] ---**
Excuse us! Housecleaning!
**[15:15] ---**
Is it okay for us to just walk in?
**[15:16] ---**
It's okay, it's okay.
**[15:18] ---**
We're always called in to
work when no one is at home.
**[15:21] ---**
Oh...
**[15:22] ---**
Whoa, how dirty! And smelly!
**[15:24] ---**
First, we clean up the room.
**[15:25] ---**
Apparently, except for the clothes
and dinnerware lying about,
**[15:28] ---**
we're free to throw everything else away.
**[15:30] ---**
Also, we're not supposed to touch
anything on the desk in her room.
**[15:34] ---**
Right.
**[15:34] ---**
Um, there was a dog lying
on the bed. What about this?
**[15:38] ---**
I doubt we're supposed to throw *that* away.
**[15:45] ---**
It's gone! It's gone! But why?!
**[15:48] ---**
Why isn't it here?!
**[15:50] ---**
I thought I told you not to
touch anything on the desk!
**[15:53] ---**
As soon as she gets home,
she becomes so loud!
**[15:56] ---**
You didn't touch it?! Then why is it gone?!
**[15:59] ---**
Yes, a box with a floral pattern!
**[16:01] ---**
Box? Does she mean the box
with the butler's letters in it?
**[16:05] ---**
Huh?! You may have thrown it away?!
**[16:07] ---**
Where?! Where did you carry it off to?!
**[16:10] ---**
You say it's important,
but I don't know what to tell you.
**[16:13] ---**
All I can say is that if it's in
the garbage that came in today,
**[16:16] ---**
it will be over there.
**[16:18] ---**
That's okay. Just let me look for it.
**[16:20] ---**
H-Hold on!
**[16:21] ---**
It's okay. I'm sure to find it. After all...
**[16:24] ---**
After all, I've got happiness
energy on my side.
**[16:27] ---**
Losing it... Losing it is
absolutely not an option.
**[16:34] ---**
This is her brand of unhappiness?
**[16:37] ---**
That means that the cursing straw
effigy man really did work on her.
**[16:40] ---**
You could have gotten something
even more painful, if you wanted to.
**[16:44] ---**
Now then...
**[16:49] ---**
Nah, once she's become exhausted,
**[16:52] ---**
it will be easier to take
her energy from her.
**[16:57] ---**
Is she still at it?
**[17:01] ---**
If she's looked this hard,
and hasn't found it,
**[17:03] ---**
it's fair to start thinking
that it's just not here,
**[17:06] ---**
regardless of how high or low
your happiness energy is, right?
**[17:17] ---**
Hmm? Huh? It's morning already?
I wonder if she's finally gone home.
**[17:26] ---**
Young lady! Are you still looking?!
**[17:30] ---**
You mean you haven't gone home yet?
**[17:32] ---**
I'm okay, just let me be.
**[17:34] ---**
--Oh, I'm afraid I can't just...
**[17:34] ---**
--W-What is this?
**[17:36] ---**
They're just letters, aren't they?
**[17:38] ---**
Besides... Besides, you're not
that kind of person, right?
**[17:42] ---**
Sakura Ichiko is a little bitch
who doesn't give a second thought
**[17:45] ---**
to the unhappiness of others
when it comes to herself.
**[17:49] ---**
She is an outrageous girl, who
contrary to outward appearances,
**[17:52] ---**
has a twisted personality,
is not only haughty and highhanded,
**[17:54] ---**
but is also naive, and unable to take a hint.
**[17:58] ---**
I have to...
**[17:59] ---**
I have to find it! Losing it
is not an option! After all...
**[18:05] ---**
Suwano gave them to me...
**[18:08] ---**
Suwano sent me those letters!
**[18:16] ---**
Damn it...
**[18:17] ---**
Damn it!
**[18:21] ---**
W-What?
**[18:25] ---**
M-Momo?
**[18:27] ---**
How long have you been here?
**[18:29] ---**
It's dangerous for you to come here--
**[18:31] ---**
Wait, it can't be...!
**[18:33] ---**
Is that...?!
**[18:35] ---**
Give a dog deity's nose its due.
**[18:39] ---**
It's here... It's here...!
**[18:44] ---**
It's here!
**[18:49] ---**
An outrageous, haughty, and highhanded girl?
**[18:53] ---**
Her? She's just a kid, isn't she?
**[18:56] ---**
Momo!
**[19:00] ---**
Thank you, Momo!
**[19:04] ---**
Thank you!
**[19:06] ---**
Which is it?
**[19:07] ---**
Which is the real you?
**[19:11] ---**
Ahh, I stink! And I'm dirty!
**[19:14] ---**
First thing I need is a bath, huh?
**[19:20] ---**
It was the perfect chance, too...
**[19:22] ---**
I'm sorry, Big Sister Momiji.
**[19:27] ---**
Your feelings... Your feelings stopped you?
**[19:31] ---**
I didn't mean for it to happen.
**[19:33] ---**
I wasn't trying to gain
her gratitude, either.
**[19:35] ---**
I just found that...
**[19:37] ---**
...that girl...
**[19:39] ---**
...didn't appear to be the awful
person you said she was, Big Sister.
**[19:43] ---**
That's all.
**[19:45] ---**
Yes, I see...
**[19:52] ---**
Momo!
**[19:54] ---**
Still...
**[19:56] ---**
I haven't accepted
everything about you, all right?
**[19:59] ---**
No matter what kind of person you may be,
**[20:01] ---**
it doesn't change the fact that
I will take your happiness energy.
**[20:08] ---**
W-W-What on earth is happening now?!
**[20:12] ---**
It sure is a good thing you're around, Momo.
**[20:15] ---**
And I'll bet it's all thanks
to my happiness energy.
**[20:18] ---**
How can she be so carefree...?
**[20:22] ---**
What? Does that feel good there?
**[20:25] ---**
No, wait!
**[20:26] ---**
Take that!
**[20:26] ---**
Stop!
**[20:31] ---**
M-Momo...?
**[20:33] ---**
Oh, crap!
**[20:35] ---**
When Momo'o receives
pleasure, even other than S&M,
**[20:38] ---**
he returns to normal!
**[20:39] ---**
Huh? What is this? Don't tell me
you're with the poverty god!
**[20:43] ---**
No! Uh, take it easy!
Take it easy, and hear me out!
**[20:46] ---**
You mean, if I take it easy,
the fact you've seen me naked...
**[20:50] ---**
...will just disappear?!
**[20:53] ---**
Ehh?! Is that supposed
to come free like that?!
**[20:57] ---**
--You were pretending to be a dog
that whole time to come after me?!
**[20:57] ---**
"Bwam"
**[20:58] ---**
"Wham"
**[21:00] ---**
--I wasn't pretending to be a dog!
**[21:00] ---**
"Slam"
**[21:01] ---**
"Smack"
**[21:02] ---**
--I *am* a dog!
**[21:02] ---**
--Stop talking nonsense!
**[21:03] ---**
"Bwam"
**[21:04] ---**
"Wham"
**[21:06] ---**
Sure enough, what Big Sister
Momiji said is true!
**[21:09] ---**
She's violent! Wait, violent?
Yes, this violence is still violence!
**[21:14] ---**
More! Even harder, please!
**[21:18] ---**
You're just a sicko!
**[21:20] ---**
Outrageous! Where is there a sicko?!
**[21:22] ---**
*You're* the sicko!
**[21:24] ---**
Yes, that's correct!
**[21:25] ---**
"Bong"
**[21:26] ---**
What's going on? Sounds like fun in there.
**[21:29] ---**
Let me get in on it, too!
**[21:32] ---**
Huh? Momo'o has been beaten up!
But he has a pleasant look on his face.
**[21:35] ---**
Why, you little jinxes...!
**[21:38] ---**
No, don't do it! Momo'o's life is at zero!
**[21:41] ---**
I'll send you all back to
the void where you came from!
**[21:45] ---**
Wait, I'm human, over here!
**[22:08] ---**
*Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite*
**[22:12] ---**
*ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru*
**[22:16] ---**
*Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara*
**[22:20] ---**
*shirankao shite misetsukeru*
**[22:24] ---**
*Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou*
**[22:31] ---**
*Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!*
**[22:39] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:42] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai*
**[22:47] ---**
*Doushite minuite kurenai no*
**[22:50] ---**
*Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you*
**[22:54] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:58] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin*
**[23:02] ---**
*Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai*
**[23:05] ---**
*Kawarazu kyou datte I
love you I love you baby!*
**[23:10] ---**
*Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de*
**[23:15] ---**
*koi boudou gouon!*
**[23:20] ---**
Big Sister! Yes, please,
let me call you Big Sister Ichiko!
**[23:23] ---**
Shut up! Go away!
**[23:27] ---**
Momo'o...
**[23:28] ---**
What's the big idea?!
**[23:32] ---**
This is a bear claw of
pleasure, in its own way!
**[23:38] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:38] ---**
This week's
**[23:39] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:40] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:41] ---**
This week, I was only here!
**[23:43] ---**
If you thought my appearances
would increase with each week,
**[23:46] ---**
too bad for you!
**[23:51] ---**
"When Ichiko became a child,
she stopped being Tit-chiko."
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: 'Which One of Us Is
Flat-Chested, Again? Hm? Hm!? Hm!!?'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: 'My measurements can't
be smaller than a little girl's! Part 1'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 5 - Which One of Us is Flat-chested, Again? Hm? Hm?! Hm!!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:17] ---**
So, do you have the package?
**[00:19] ---**
Don't be in such a rush.
I have it ready, right here.
**[00:25] ---**
Indeed you do. I owe you one.
It pays to have old friends, huh?
**[00:31] ---**
Here, it's the least I can do to thank you.
**[00:33] ---**
Uh, no thanks.
**[00:35] ---**
Oh, you...!
**[00:36] ---**
No, I mean it.
**[00:38] ---**
Well then, our business is done.
I'll be leaving now.
**[00:42] ---**
Whoa, what's that?!
**[00:44] ---**
It's a turtle!
**[00:45] ---**
"Cafeteria"
**[00:46] ---**
Sorry, please excuse me...
**[00:49] ---**
She's cooking something else up, huh?
**[00:57] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:00] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:03] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[01:08] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:12] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:14] ---**
*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
**[01:21] ---**
*What was that happiness I spotted*
**[01:25] ---**
*from atop someone's rail?*
**[01:29] ---**
*Is this right?*
**[01:31] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
**[01:37] ---**
*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
**[01:42] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:44] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:47] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:50] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[01:55] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:59] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[02:01] ---**
*As you please*
**[02:06] ---**
*Happy about each and every thing,*
**[02:08] ---**
*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
**[02:11] ---**
*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
**[02:16] ---**
*and bust it up*
**[02:23] ---**
"Round 5!" "Which One of Us
Is Flat-Chested, Again? Hm? Hm?! Hm!!?"
**[02:31] ---**
A package?
**[02:33] ---**
What could it be?
**[02:36] ---**
I wonder if it's from Suwano.
**[02:37] ---**
"To: Binboda Momiji"
**[02:38] ---**
"Screeech"
**[02:39] ---**
Why is mail addressed to
*her* coming to my home?!
**[02:43] ---**
Hmph, I'll bet she had another
one of those poverty god items
**[02:46] ---**
sent to her here.
**[02:49] ---**
Then you can just take care of it
**[02:51] ---**
before it ever reaches her, can't you?
**[02:55] ---**
"I've already nearly been blown up once..."
**[02:56] ---**
It's not suddenly going to
go off, or anything, right?
**[02:59] ---**
Well, seems safe enough.
**[03:02] ---**
I can just imagine the look
of frustration on her face!
**[03:08] ---**
W-What is this?!
**[03:10] ---**
You fell for it, you fool!
That is a treasure box,
**[03:13] ---**
given to me by Mizunoe Urashimako,
the Urashima-Taro god!
**[03:18] ---**
Urashima-Taro gods are
the deities of long life and marriage,
**[03:21] ---**
which connect this existence
with the world of immortality.
**[03:24] ---**
It will be a simple matter to take
your happiness energy from you,
**[03:27] ---**
now that you're an old woman!
**[03:28] ---**
Go on, beg for forgiveness,
**[03:28] ---**
"Cough cough"
**[03:30] ---**
now that the breasts you're so
proud of are ugly and sagging!
**[03:35] ---**
Huh?
**[03:40] ---**
Wha-- Huh?
**[03:44] ---**
That dumb turtle!
**[03:44] ---**
"Heh heh heh, sorry about that"
**[03:45] ---**
--He must have gotten his
treasure boxes mixed up!
**[03:46] ---**
--Sorry.
**[03:48] ---**
Yeah, but still...
**[03:50] ---**
Well, I may have gotten smaller,
**[03:52] ---**
but my Somin Shorai can still--
**[03:54] ---**
Wait, huh?! Even my Somin Shorai got smaller!
**[03:59] ---**
So?
**[04:01] ---**
I-I'm not done yet! Come forth,
my twelve divine generals!
**[04:06] ---**
Sure enough!
They've all become children, too!
**[04:11] ---**
So...?!
**[04:14] ---**
It wouldn't be much fun to just
take your happiness energy
**[04:16] ---**
away from you so easily.
**[04:18] ---**
I'm going to pay you back for all
the humiliation I've gone through.
**[04:23] ---**
How does it feel, having lost
the figure you were so proud of?
**[04:26] ---**
Which one of us is flat-chested,
again? Hm? Hm?! Hm!!?
**[04:30] ---**
We're still about the
same cup size, aren't we?
**[04:35] ---**
Do you mean that?!
**[04:47] ---**
"It's a tie"
**[04:48] ---**
You're kidding!
**[04:50] ---**
That must be some kind
of mistake! A malfunction!
**[04:50] ---**
"Momiji" "Kumagai"
**[04:53] ---**
"Crush"
**[04:57] ---**
"Okay, Momiji, take it easy"
**[04:57] ---**
Hey, don't look at me like that!
**[05:01] ---**
It's so galling! Kumagai! Keep an eye on her!
**[05:03] ---**
I'm going to the ¥100-store
to buy my favorite torture item!
**[05:06] ---**
"Where do you have that much money?"
**[05:08] ---**
We don't have it? Not even ¥100?
You're kidding, really?
**[05:12] ---**
So much for that.
**[05:13] ---**
I'll have to find something
around the house I can use.
**[05:17] ---**
You little...!
**[05:19] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[05:21] ---**
Hey, you!
**[05:22] ---**
Are you out of your mind?!
**[05:30] ---**
Why, you...!
**[05:31] ---**
You're not getting away!
**[05:37] ---**
Wait up!
**[05:41] ---**
"Slow!!"
**[05:46] ---**
What is this? Look at me!
You've got to be kidding!
**[05:50] ---**
She's probably still
prowling around up there,
**[05:53] ---**
so I'll just keep myself hidden down here.
**[05:55] ---**
If she finds me, I'm history.
**[05:58] ---**
I found you!
**[05:59] ---**
Eek!
**[05:59] ---**
"Eek!"
**[06:07] ---**
Mika, what's the matter?
**[06:08] ---**
Non, is this girl one of your friends?
**[06:11] ---**
Who is she? I don't know her.
**[06:14] ---**
Who is that girl, again?
Mika... Mika... Mika...
**[06:21] ---**
That's it! I remember now!
She's Tsuwabuki's sister!
**[06:25] ---**
Say, do you want to play
with us? It's hide-and-seek.
**[06:29] ---**
Sure, you do, right?
**[06:31] ---**
No, um, I...
**[06:35] ---**
Uh-huh, sure! I want to play with you, too!
**[06:38] ---**
I knew it! It's okay if we let her in, right?
**[06:42] ---**
Okay!
**[06:43] ---**
Oh, yeah. What is your name?
I'm Tsuwabuki Mika.
**[06:48] ---**
Um... I'm, uh... M-Michiko. I'm Michiko.
**[06:53] ---**
Ichiko! Come on out!
**[06:58] ---**
For Pete's sake, if you
hadn't broken the Scouter,
**[07:01] ---**
we could have found her in no time.
**[07:03] ---**
It may be important to be in the moment,
but we can't get too carried away.
**[07:09] ---**
Oh, they're just regular children.
**[07:15] ---**
Bye-bye! See you tomorrow!
**[07:18] ---**
See you!
**[07:21] ---**
Michiko, aren't you going home?
**[07:24] ---**
Oh, no! Up until now,
**[07:26] ---**
I was able to get away with
blending in with these kids,
**[07:28] ---**
but a child by herself at this hour
would stand out that much more!
**[07:32] ---**
I've got it!
**[07:34] ---**
Um, I sure would like to
go over to your house, Mika.
**[07:39] ---**
My house?
**[07:41] ---**
C-Can I?
**[07:43] ---**
Please! Go along with it!
I can't go back to my own home,
**[07:47] ---**
and I don't have anywhere else
I can go where I can keep hidden!
**[07:50] ---**
And most of all, it would be
unthinkable for me to sleep outside!
**[07:53] ---**
Mm-hmm, you bet!
**[07:55] ---**
Really?
**[07:59] ---**
Okay, let's go. It's right nearby.
**[08:05] ---**
That gets me out of sleeping outside.
**[08:07] ---**
Now, if I can just find a way
to get my normal body back...
**[08:11] ---**
But I don't have any ideas about that.
**[08:14] ---**
--Michiko, that's an unusual
dress you're wearing, huh?
**[08:15] ---**
--And there's no one around who will
understand the circumstances...
**[08:17] ---**
--Come on, tell me!
**[08:19] ---**
Let me go!
**[08:20] ---**
--Holy crap!
**[08:20] ---**
--Where is Kinkakuji Temple?
**[08:22] ---**
You keep leering at me!
It's obvious you have an ulterior motive!
**[08:26] ---**
What's the matter?
**[08:28] ---**
Mika, I'm sorry. Go on ahead.
I forgot something back at the park.
**[08:33] ---**
Huh? But you don't know the way, right?
**[08:35] ---**
I'll catch up right away.
**[08:37] ---**
I'll walk slowly, okay?
**[08:41] ---**
Ah, man, stop pawing at me,
you perverted monk!
**[08:44] ---**
That's good! Nice kicks!
Lift your leg even higher!
**[08:47] ---**
Whoa, this guy's the worst--
using a puppy as a shield!
**[08:50] ---**
Oh, sorry...
**[08:54] ---**
He turned into a person!
**[08:55] ---**
That is a fantastic kick you have!
**[08:57] ---**
Young lady, do you have any
experience in combat sports?
**[09:00] ---**
Th-This is bad!
**[09:02] ---**
--These guys are in the wrong show!
**[09:03] ---**
--Please, let me help you train!
**[09:05] ---**
I would be happy if you thought
of me as your punching bag!
**[09:09] ---**
We got run off on again.
**[09:11] ---**
Bobby! Momo!
**[09:16] ---**
Who's this? A friend of yours?
**[09:19] ---**
Nope.
**[09:20] ---**
It's me! Sakura Ichiko!
**[09:28] ---**
What kind of nonsense is
that little girl going on about?
**[09:31] ---**
I'm not interested in the Loli types.
**[09:33] ---**
Absolutely. I don't understand
how nothingness can be a weapon--
**[09:37] ---**
"Grind, crack, snap"
**[09:38] ---**
Listen to me!
If you can't imagine it in your heads,
**[09:40] ---**
then let your bodies listen!
**[09:42] ---**
The sharpness of this move
is definitely Sakura Ichiko's!
**[09:45] ---**
Momo, if you're really a dog,
then your nose will tell you it's me!
**[09:49] ---**
Yes! I knew it from the beginning!
**[09:51] ---**
In fact, I may have been
hoping it would turn out like this!
**[09:56] ---**
You look delighted, Momo!
**[09:59] ---**
Yes, there is a way to return you to normal.
**[10:02] ---**
--Really?!
**[10:02] ---**
--Mommy, what's that?
**[10:03] ---**
--There are two kinds of treasure boxes--
**[10:04] ---**
--Don't look at them.
**[10:05] ---**
there has to be one that makes people older.
**[10:07] ---**
If I had it, I could return to normal?
**[10:10] ---**
Probably.
**[10:11] ---**
Say, Bobby, Momo, could you
please find that treasure box for me?
**[10:16] ---**
I can't even walk out in
the open looking like this.
**[10:19] ---**
If you find it, I'll give you
anything you want. Okay?
**[10:24] ---**
Do you mean it?!
**[10:25] ---**
I'll give you whatever you want.
**[10:27] ---**
Huh?
**[10:29] ---**
All right! We can go after
this with a united front!
**[10:33] ---**
No! I mean money and food
and stuff! What are you imagining?!
**[10:38] ---**
Big Sister Ichiko!
**[10:39] ---**
I'm going to leave that with you.
If anything happens, please call me.
**[10:43] ---**
What is this? A whistle?
**[10:46] ---**
Inugami, this is where we
will be put to the test!
**[10:49] ---**
I'll sniff it out!
**[10:54] ---**
I wonder if it was a good idea to ask them.
**[10:57] ---**
But then, there isn't anyone else.
**[10:59] ---**
We're here.
**[11:01] ---**
It may be a little cramped, though.
**[11:02] ---**
I'm home!
**[11:04] ---**
This is the second time I've been here.
**[11:06] ---**
It's better than sleeping
outside, but still...
**[11:11] ---**
Ah, you brought a friend?
**[11:13] ---**
Pleased to meet you. I'm Rika.
**[11:15] ---**
She's my older sister.
**[11:18] ---**
That's my brother, Ryuta.
**[11:21] ---**
Ryu...?
**[11:22] ---**
This is my little brother, Sorata.
Sora, can you say hello?
**[11:27] ---**
P-Pleased to meet you.
**[11:29] ---**
"Pleased to meet you?"
**[11:32] ---**
He's suspicious!
What is it, a child's instinct?!
**[11:39] ---**
"Smile"
**[11:42] ---**
He's just a kid, all right.
**[11:43] ---**
I'm home.
**[11:45] ---**
And there's the big boss.
**[11:46] ---**
That's my oldest brother...
let's see... A... I... U... E...
**[11:53] ---**
"Ke." For "Keita." Friend of yours?
**[11:55] ---**
Mm-hmm, this is Michiko.
**[11:57] ---**
Hello.
**[12:01] ---**
Have we met before somewhere?
**[12:05] ---**
Must be imagining things.
**[12:08] ---**
We're not done yet.
The real problems are just starting.
**[12:13] ---**
You want to stay over here?
**[12:15] ---**
Yes.
**[12:15] ---**
Then we'll have to call your folks.
**[12:18] ---**
Eh? Uh, that might be...
**[12:21] ---**
What?
**[12:22] ---**
I don't have a father or mother.
**[12:25] ---**
I have no other relatives,
or any family, or even a home to live in.
**[12:28] ---**
Well, you should be with the police, not us.
**[12:30] ---**
No, that was all a lie!
**[12:32] ---**
Actually, I'm very scared of my father,
**[12:34] ---**
since he beats both me and my mother.
**[12:37] ---**
That's why I ran away from home.
**[12:39] ---**
I'm gonna go smack your old man around.
**[12:41] ---**
No, that's a lie, too!
**[12:44] ---**
I just want to stay for a little while.
Do I have to have a reason?
**[12:48] ---**
It's a long story, is it?
**[12:51] ---**
What choice do we have?
The bathroom stinks here, though.
**[12:54] ---**
Thank you very much! I will
make sure to pay you back somehow.
**[12:58] ---**
Pay us back, huh?
**[13:00] ---**
Could this, by any chance, be some
rich family's daughter, perhaps?
**[13:05] ---**
Thank you. Here's a small
token of appreciation.
**[13:08] ---**
You mean it?!
**[13:09] ---**
W-With this much, I could buy
a home, soccer balls, and clothes!
**[13:13] ---**
Thank you, Big Brother!
**[13:15] ---**
Just a little longer, you guys.
Just bear with this a little longer.
**[13:19] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[13:21] ---**
Thank you for this meal!
**[13:23] ---**
Mika, your fried prawn is bigger than mine!
**[13:27] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[13:28] ---**
--If you're going to complain,
you can at least help out!
**[13:28] ---**
--How many times must I tell you,
don't point chopsticks at others!
**[13:33] ---**
Sorry about it being so loud, Michiko.
**[13:35] ---**
It's surprising how constant
things in this house are.
**[13:39] ---**
This has happened before, huh?
When we had a guest over to eat?
**[13:43] ---**
Back when Tit-chiko came over.
**[13:45] ---**
Ryuta, are you still using that name?!
**[13:48] ---**
Yeah, that rude girl...
**[13:52] ---**
What was that girl's problem?
She shows up out of nowhere--
**[13:55] ---**
actually, I don't mind that she came,
**[13:57] ---**
but the complete mockery
she made of this family--
**[13:58] ---**
was she mocking us, or looking down on us?
**[14:00] ---**
--Is having money all that great?
**[14:01] ---**
--She's really holding a grudge.
**[14:03] ---**
Rika has gone into sister-in-law mode.
**[14:05] ---**
You shouldn't speak about that girl.
**[14:08] ---**
You'll give yourself wrinkles.
**[14:11] ---**
Is that what you say to
a 2nd-year middle-schooler?!
**[14:14] ---**
Okay, fine. I won't talk about her.
**[14:17] ---**
Oh, whoops.
**[14:19] ---**
I gotta get to my job.
**[14:21] ---**
Is it that late already?
**[14:22] ---**
I got tomorrow off, so you
can all look forward to that.
**[14:25] ---**
Really?
**[14:26] ---**
Hooray!
**[14:28] ---**
Okay, I'm off.
**[14:29] ---**
Come back safely!
**[14:31] ---**
What happens tomorrow?
**[14:33] ---**
A picnic!
**[14:34] ---**
Michiko, come with us!
**[14:37] ---**
Yeah! Come on, go with us!
**[14:39] ---**
Uh, okay.
**[14:41] ---**
Hooray!
**[14:42] ---**
I can't wait!
**[14:45] ---**
What is this?
**[14:47] ---**
I felt it when I was here last time, too.
**[14:50] ---**
I may be here to stay in hiding,
**[14:52] ---**
but this house is stifling.
**[14:55] ---**
Why? Why is it...
**[14:59] ---**
Why is it so unsettling for me?
**[15:04] ---**
I can sense it, Inugami!
**[15:06] ---**
What?!
**[15:07] ---**
If we go into this establishment,
we may be able to find some clues!
**[15:10] ---**
What are you talking about! It's *this* way!
**[15:13] ---**
For some reason, I'm starting to get excited!
**[15:16] ---**
We're about to catch some trouble!
**[15:29] ---**
I *told* you...
**[15:31] ---**
...if you hadn't gotten
your treasure boxes mixed up,
**[15:34] ---**
none of this would have happened.
**[15:36] ---**
Oh, no way! It's not my
fault she ran off on you--
**[15:40] ---**
You be quiet!
**[15:41] ---**
W-Well, what do we do?
**[15:45] ---**
Please, get your treasure
boxes ready at once.
**[15:47] ---**
One to return her to normal, and
another one to make her an old woman.
**[15:52] ---**
No way, no way, no way, no way!
**[15:53] ---**
Do you know how much trouble I went through
**[15:55] ---**
just to get that first one out of here?!
Now you want *two* of them?!
**[15:58] ---**
The princess is absolutely
terrifying when she's angry!
**[16:00] ---**
Understood. Never mind.
**[16:04] ---**
Instead,
**[16:05] ---**
the next time you see me,
you can say your prayers.
**[16:09] ---**
I'll bet you can get plenty of soup stock
**[16:12] ---**
from a live turtle that has
lived over a thousand years.
**[16:14] ---**
No way! You mean it?!
**[16:17] ---**
All right! I'll manage something!
But at least give me one week!
**[16:21] ---**
Three days! Any longer
than that, and you're soup!
**[16:24] ---**
"Shock"
**[16:28] ---**
You know, even if I can get the treasure box,
**[16:30] ---**
if I'm unable to locate her...
**[16:33] ---**
Ah, geez! Where did you go, Ichiko?!
**[16:40] ---**
Oh, yeah... There's only one
place where she could have gone.
**[16:48] ---**
Oh, fine day for a picnic, isn't it?
**[16:51] ---**
Hmm?
**[16:52] ---**
That's a nicely-done world map. Who made it?
**[16:55] ---**
Michiko.
**[16:57] ---**
Oh, my.
**[17:00] ---**
"Gloom"
**[17:02] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[17:03] ---**
When I was physically
turned back into a child,
**[17:05] ---**
my autonomic nerves got turned back, as well.
**[17:08] ---**
There's no need to apologize, Michiko.
**[17:11] ---**
We can always wash the bedding.
**[17:14] ---**
So for me to be all of 16,
and have this... *this* happen...
**[17:21] ---**
Michiko...?
**[17:29] ---**
Don't cry, Michiko. Okay?
**[17:32] ---**
Putting me through this humiliation...!
**[17:35] ---**
If it wasn't for her...!
Once I get back my normal form,
**[17:38] ---**
I'll kill you for sure, poverty god!
**[17:43] ---**
I found you.
**[17:47] ---**
♪ La la la la ♪
**[17:48] ---**
♪ Today we're all going on a picnic! ♪
**[17:52] ---**
♪ La la la la ♪
**[17:54] ---**
Is that right? You're going as siblings?
**[17:57] ---**
Yes, in the Shiratsuyu highlands.
**[17:59] ---**
I wonder if there will
be rhinoceros beetles there.
**[18:01] ---**
It'd be way too early for those.
**[18:06] ---**
"Aloof"
**[18:11] ---**
♪ La la... la la ♪
**[18:14] ---**
♪ A fun, fun picnic... ♪
**[18:21] ---**
We're here!
**[18:30] ---**
Here it comes!
**[18:31] ---**
--Everyone's so spirited.
**[18:31] ---**
--Whoa-ho! Ready?
**[18:32] ---**
--And I thought *my* physical
fitness was pretty good.
**[18:36] ---**
Michiko! Heads up!
**[18:39] ---**
"Eeeep!"
**[18:39] ---**
--Wah! Michiko!
**[18:39] ---**
--Eeeep!
**[18:44] ---**
Are you all right, Michiko?!
**[18:46] ---**
Geez, what was that?!
**[18:49] ---**
Here, take this.
Wipe off where you got dirty.
**[18:51] ---**
A hankie? That's a surprise.
**[18:55] ---**
"Tsuwabuki Keita, Tanabata Manor ♪103
1-10-15 Kandakanbo, Butsumetsu City 101-8050"
**[18:56] ---**
Whoa! Is this in case he loses it? How cheap!
**[19:01] ---**
If Mika had fallen as spectacularly
as that, she'd be crying.
**[19:06] ---**
But you didn't cry at all, huh?
**[19:08] ---**
Good for you, Michiko.
**[19:12] ---**
D-Don't treat me like a child!
**[19:15] ---**
"Aaaaah!"
**[19:15] ---**
--Aaaaah!
**[19:15] ---**
--Wah! Brother!
**[19:21] ---**
Did I upset her?
**[19:22] ---**
Geez, what did you say to her?
**[19:28] ---**
Damn it, why? This is hopeless.
**[19:32] ---**
Sure enough... Sure enough, when
I look at Tsuwabuki, I feel on edge.
**[19:37] ---**
Is it because he treated me like a child?
**[19:40] ---**
I don't know!
**[19:46] ---**
Amazing! They're the real thing!
**[19:49] ---**
Huh? One's a lot bigger than the others...
**[19:57] ---**
Kumagai?!
**[20:00] ---**
"Wham!"
**[20:01] ---**
Oh, yeah! Caught you!
***SIGN*** "Pursuit of Mysterious Creatures!! Special Edition" "Spoiled-rotten high-school girl, captured at last!!"
**[20:05] ---**
We did it! The Momiji Squad has
finally discovered a new species!
**[20:10] ---**
P-Poverty god...!
**[20:13] ---**
I've been waiting a long
time for this to happen--
**[20:17] ---**
for you to be separated
from Tsuwabuki and the others.
**[20:20] ---**
And I brought along my
Somin Shorai, just to be safe, too!
**[20:23] ---**
But with it and Momo's whistle
in my backpack, there's no point!
**[20:29] ---**
Michiko! Where are you?! We're leaving!
**[20:33] ---**
Michiko!
**[20:35] ---**
What do we do? What if
she really has gotten lost?
**[20:39] ---**
Aw-w, this is because
Brother got her mad at him.
**[20:42] ---**
Come on, now, Ryu!
**[20:44] ---**
For now, Rika, you head down
the mountain with the other three.
**[20:48] ---**
Before it gets dark.
**[20:49] ---**
Huh?
**[20:51] ---**
Wait for me at the bus stop at the trailhead.
**[20:53] ---**
It's possible that Michiko is there already.
**[20:56] ---**
But...
**[20:59] ---**
Take care of Ryu, Mika, and Sora, okay?
**[21:02] ---**
M-Mm-hmm...
**[21:05] ---**
Brother! Be careful, okay?!
**[21:08] ---**
Yeah! I'm on it!
**[21:12] ---**
Michiko!
**[21:15] ---**
Hey, Michiko!
**[21:19] ---**
Maybe I'd better call in
a search party already... Huh?
**[21:22] ---**
Is that...?
**[21:26] ---**
Michiko's shoe? Why is there just one?
**[21:31] ---**
I-It couldn't be...!
**[21:33] ---**
She didn't fall down there, right?
**[21:41] ---**
F-For real...?
**[22:04] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[22:08] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[22:12] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[22:16] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[22:20] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[22:27] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[22:35] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[22:38] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[22:43] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[22:47] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[22:50] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[22:54] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[22:58] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[23:01] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[23:06] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[23:11] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[23:15] ---**
I sense that today, we will
find a lead in *this* store!
**[23:17] ---**
What are you talking about?! It's *this* one!
**[23:19] ---**
Wait, what are we looking for again?
**[23:21] ---**
Our lusts!
**[23:22] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:22] ---**
This week's
**[23:23] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:24] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:25] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
**[23:28] ---**
In this segment, each week,
my magnificent exploits call into doubt
**[23:30] ---**
the unmethodical and disrespectful
natures of the animation staff
**[23:33] ---**
as we take a look back
willy-nilly with the time left over
**[23:35] ---**
from the main episode.
This week I was here...
**[23:38] ---**
...and here! Now that we've been
on the air for over a month, finally,
**[23:42] ---**
those on the animation staff
who had their doubts, wondering,
**[23:44] ---**
"Huh? this segment makes absolutely no sense
**[23:47] ---**
to those who haven't read
the original comic, does it?"
**[23:49] ---**
can all go to hell!
***SIGN*** "A bit on the serious side for a fifth episode!!" "Just what will happen next week!?"
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: Open Your Eye-es!!!!"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: 'My measurements can't
be smaller than a little girl's! Part 2'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 6 - Open Your Eye-es!!!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:16] ---**
"Divine Realm, Plain of High Heaven"
**[00:22] ---**
Oh, if it isn't Mizunoe Urashimako!
**[00:24] ---**
What's wrong? Why the sigh?
**[00:27] ---**
Oh, it's Momiji.
**[00:30] ---**
Momiji? The poverty god?
Is she working you like a slave again?
**[00:35] ---**
Yeah. She was trying to
steal the happiness energy
**[00:38] ---**
from a human named Sakura Ichiko
using the princess' treasure box
**[00:41] ---**
to turn her into an old woman,
but because I messed up,
**[00:44] ---**
she instead got turned into a child.
**[00:46] ---**
She managed to get away,
and went into hiding
**[00:48] ---**
in the house of her classmate, Tsuwabuki,
**[00:50] ---**
but when Momiji located her,
**[00:51] ---**
she told me to bring her more
treasure boxes to make sure
**[00:54] ---**
she could turn her into an old woman.
Momiji went on a picnic
**[00:57] ---**
and appears to have caught Sakura Ichiko,
**[00:58] ---**
and now she's just
waiting for my treasure box.
**[01:00] ---**
Everyone has been working me hard.
That's why I'm sighing.
**[01:05] ---**
Even now, they're making me
subtly recap the plot of last episode.
**[01:09] ---**
No, not so subtly.
**[01:16] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:19] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[01:22] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[01:27] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:31] ---**
*Mou good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:33] ---**
*Omou mama ni kowashite yuke*
**[01:39] ---**
*Dareka no reeru no ue kara*
**[01:44] ---**
*nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?*
**[01:48] ---**
*Kore de ii no?*
**[01:50] ---**
*Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi*
**[01:56] ---**
*Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?*
**[02:01] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[02:03] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[02:06] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[02:09] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[02:14] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[02:18] ---**
*Mou good-bye! Bad day!*
**[02:20] ---**
*Omou mama ni*
**[02:25] ---**
*Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte*
**[02:28] ---**
*mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?*
**[02:30] ---**
*Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo*
**[02:35] ---**
*kowashite yuke*
**[02:42] ---**
Hey, Michiko!
**[02:45] ---**
It couldn't be.
She didn't fall down there, right?
**[02:50] ---**
F-For real...?
**[02:57] ---**
"Round 6!"
"Open Your Eye-es!!!!"
**[03:10] ---**
I managed to give them the slip!
**[03:11] ---**
"Gaah!!" "Graah"
"Image of the bear appearing"
**[03:12] ---**
"Image of fighting off the bear"
**[03:14] ---**
Michiko?
**[03:15] ---**
Huh? B-Big Sister?
**[03:17] ---**
Thank goodness. You're okay, right?
**[03:20] ---**
Huh? S-Say, where's Big Brother?
**[03:26] ---**
You weren't together?
**[03:29] ---**
Ow...
**[03:31] ---**
I fell like crazy there, didn't I?
**[03:34] ---**
It's a bona fide miracle that I'm even alive.
**[03:38] ---**
Ow!
**[03:40] ---**
Ah, damn!
**[03:42] ---**
I need to hurry and find Michiko,
and get back to the others, but...
**[03:49] ---**
What am I going to do about work tomorrow?
**[03:51] ---**
"Shiratsuyu Station"
**[03:52] ---**
Are you sure about this?
**[03:54] ---**
There aren't any more
buses until the morning.
**[03:57] ---**
Yes. We'll wait here
until my brother comes back.
**[04:04] ---**
Big Sister...
**[04:06] ---**
I-It's all right. He'll be back soon.
**[04:09] ---**
Besides, if we were to go
back without Big Brother,
**[04:11] ---**
he'd get lonely, you know?
**[04:13] ---**
You're right.
**[04:16] ---**
Geez, what are you doing, Tsuwabuki?
Hurry! Hurry on back here!
**[04:25] ---**
N-No... Big Brother...!
**[04:29] ---**
Easy, Mika.
**[04:31] ---**
He's... He's gone...
**[04:34] ---**
Big Brother is gone now, too!
**[04:37] ---**
Just like Mom and Dad, he's gone now!
**[04:41] ---**
D-Don't be silly, Mika!
**[04:43] ---**
No way is Big Brother going to
leave us and run away somewhere!
**[04:47] ---**
You're crying, and now
Sorata is crying now, too!
**[04:49] ---**
Hold on, Ryu!
**[04:53] ---**
Stop crying, would you?!
**[04:55] ---**
Hey, cut it out, Ryu! Not you, too!
**[04:58] ---**
Don't you cry, too...!
**[05:04] ---**
Why don't they come home?!
**[05:09] ---**
Michiko, where are you going?!
**[05:11] ---**
I'm going to go look for Big Brother.
**[05:14] ---**
You can't! Michiko, you'll
just get lost, too!
**[05:18] ---**
It's all right.
**[05:21] ---**
It's all right, just wait here.
**[05:24] ---**
I'm sure... I'm sure I'll...
**[05:29] ---**
...find Big Brother and bring him back here!
**[05:32] ---**
Michiko!
**[05:34] ---**
Man... What should I do... Big Brother...?
**[05:45] ---**
Here's good.
**[05:48] ---**
I'm going to leave that with you.
If anything happens, please call me.
**[05:54] ---**
Do I just blow it?
**[06:00] ---**
You summon me, and I appear!
**[06:02] ---**
You called me, Big Sister Ichiko?
**[06:04] ---**
Please, Momo,
**[06:05] ---**
can you find the owner of this hankie,
somewhere on this mountain?
**[06:09] ---**
Big Sister, this is a male scent.
**[06:11] ---**
Can you do it or not?!
**[06:14] ---**
Piece of cake!
**[06:17] ---**
I get it, finally--the reason
why I was so unsettled.
**[06:21] ---**
I hate to admit it, but...
**[06:23] ---**
Sumptuous meals, money, a big house...
**[06:27] ---**
There are tons of things that
I can have, but that you can't have.
**[06:32] ---**
But...
**[06:33] ---**
But then, everything...
**[06:36] ---**
Everything that I *don't* have, you *do* have!
**[06:46] ---**
Momo! Did you find him?!
**[06:49] ---**
Tsuwabuki!
**[06:51] ---**
What are you doing here?!
**[06:55] ---**
What are you, dense?!
What are you doing here, close to death?!
**[06:58] ---**
Come on, wake up!
Tsuwabuki! Wake up, I say!
**[07:02] ---**
Your brothers and sisters are
waiting for you! They're crying!
**[07:06] ---**
And here you are, their
big brother, out here?!
**[07:08] ---**
Do you know what will happen
to those kids if you don't go back?!
**[07:11] ---**
I'm not having that, understand?!
I'm not looking after them!
**[07:14] ---**
I'll abandon them!
**[07:16] ---**
So... So you have to...
**[07:18] ---**
…open your eye-es!!!!
**[07:27] ---**
Don't lose your composure.
**[07:30] ---**
You've left yourself wide open right now.
**[07:38] ---**
Why, you... You even harass me *now*...?
**[07:43] ---**
I had no money, and could
only buy one in this small size,
**[07:47] ---**
thanks to you.
**[07:48] ---**
But then, there's enough there
**[07:50] ---**
to save one person on the verge of death.
**[07:53] ---**
P-Poverty god...?
**[07:55] ---**
Yes. I am a poverty god, not a grim reaper.
**[07:59] ---**
If someone were to die
**[08:00] ---**
while I was in the process
of taking happiness energy,
**[08:03] ---**
they'd do more than just fire me.
**[08:05] ---**
You're always saying you're
going to "kill" me, aren't you?
**[08:08] ---**
Oh, Ichi, from the greatest hate
springs the greatest et cetera.
**[08:12] ---**
But then, put another way...
**[08:15] ---**
If you decide to let Tsuwabuki die here,
**[08:18] ---**
it will mean sending me
out of the human realm...
**[08:23] ---**
That was quick.
**[08:24] ---**
Aw...
**[08:26] ---**
That could have been
a once-in-a-lifetime chance.
**[08:29] ---**
I'm not all that afraid of you.
**[08:32] ---**
It's just that if he were to die now,
**[08:35] ---**
I wouldn't be able to sleep at night!
**[08:38] ---**
I suppose not.
**[08:41] ---**
"Happiness"
**[08:41] ---**
No, I suppose not.
**[08:52] ---**
Yikes! It's morning already!
**[08:58] ---**
Michiko...?
**[09:00] ---**
She came looking for me, did she?
**[09:03] ---**
Huh?
**[09:05] ---**
It's not broken.
**[09:07] ---**
And my wound is all closed up.
Did I dream the whole thing?
**[09:13] ---**
All right, let's go home.
**[09:17] ---**
Then again, I'm not sure how
we're supposed to get home.
**[09:23] ---**
What's this?
**[09:31] ---**
Was this here before?
**[09:34] ---**
Do I just follow this?
**[09:36] ---**
"Shiratsuyu Highlands"
**[09:39] ---**
Oh, awesome! We really did make it back!
**[09:46] ---**
Sorry I'm late.
**[09:51] ---**
--Big Brother!
**[09:51] ---**
--Big Brother!
**[10:01] ---**
Aw, man, we haven't found
a single thing, have we?!
**[10:04] ---**
Inugami, your so-called
nose is awfully unreliable.
**[10:07] ---**
Then yesterday, you blew off
the search and disappeared somewhere.
**[10:10] ---**
Big Sister Ichiko summoned me!
**[10:12] ---**
Besides, with you reflexively
flirting with every girl you see,
**[10:14] ---**
you're no one to talk!
**[10:16] ---**
However, there's a new odor
**[10:18] ---**
that wasn't there at all until this morning.
**[10:21] ---**
So I have no doubt that
there's an Urashima-Taro deity
**[10:23] ---**
here in the human realm.
**[10:26] ---**
What's with this guy?! He looks ridiculous!
**[10:29] ---**
--Stop babbling that nonsense
about turtles and gods and stuff!
**[10:30] ---**
--Stop it!
**[10:31] ---**
--Stop turning me over onto my back!
**[10:33] ---**
We found him!
**[10:36] ---**
--Scram, you pipsqueaks!
**[10:37] ---**
--Give me my turtle!
**[10:40] ---**
Thank you very much.
I don't know how I can thank you.
**[10:44] ---**
Never mind the thanks,
hand over the treasure box!
**[10:47] ---**
Wah! Things have gone from bad to worse!
**[10:51] ---**
--Hi there, you cute little girls.
**[10:52] ---**
--Big Sister...!
**[10:53] ---**
--Have one, it's on me.
**[10:53] ---**
--Big Sister Ichiko...!
**[10:55] ---**
Momo? What is it?
**[10:57] ---**
You're going to be thrilled!
We got our hands on the treasure box!
**[11:00] ---**
Really?
**[11:02] ---**
Michiko, we're leaving.
**[11:04] ---**
Okay!
**[11:05] ---**
All right, thanks. We can't do
this now, so I'll see you later.
**[11:08] ---**
Say, Michiko, how long are
you going to be staying with us?
**[11:13] ---**
They want me out of their
hair, huh? Well, never fear.
**[11:16] ---**
I'll be out of there as soon as today.
**[11:18] ---**
Michiko, if you're willing to,
you can stay as long as you like.
**[11:21] ---**
Yeah!
**[11:23] ---**
I mean, you really did find
Big Brother. It could be, Michiko,
**[11:28] ---**
that you are an angel,
sent to us from heaven.
**[11:33] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[11:38] ---**
Everything...
**[11:39] ---**
Everything I *don't* have is
here in this home. I'll admit that.
**[11:44] ---**
But so what? Is that what I want?
**[11:48] ---**
Of course it isn't.
**[11:50] ---**
Me, the preternatural
lucky girl, jealous of others?
**[11:54] ---**
Supposing... Supposing, now--
and that's all I'm doing, is supposing--
**[11:58] ---**
that this is something that I desired,
**[12:01] ---**
if I had to go on living in this
fashion in order to get it...
**[12:06] ---**
...then...
**[12:15] ---**
In reality, I still am Sakura Ichiko.
**[12:19] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[12:21] ---**
There is no "Michiko."
**[12:25] ---**
Huh? Haven't you gone to bed yet?
**[12:28] ---**
Um, I-I'm leaving.
**[12:32] ---**
At this hour?
**[12:34] ---**
Someone is coming to get me.
**[12:36] ---**
What do you mean, to get you?
**[12:38] ---**
Well... you see...
**[12:41] ---**
Yeah! The truth is, I've liked
Ryuta since before this started,
**[12:45] ---**
and I've always wanted
to be friends with him,
**[12:47] ---**
but I didn't have the courage
until now to even talk to him!
**[12:49] ---**
But starting tomorrow,
I'm going to be living in America,
**[12:52] ---**
--and here at the end, I wanted
to have some fond memories of him!
**[12:53] ---**
--Too long, too long.
**[12:55] ---**
I'm sorry. As it turns
out, I can't pay you back.
**[12:58] ---**
Never mind about that.
**[13:00] ---**
Michiko, you're the one who saved me, right?
**[13:04] ---**
Yeah, honestly, I was out cold,
**[13:06] ---**
and there's a lot about
this that I can't take in,
**[13:09] ---**
but if you hadn't been there,
I don't think that I'd be here now.
**[13:18] ---**
Look,
**[13:19] ---**
at least say goodbye to my little sister.
**[13:22] ---**
But it's harder to have to say goodbye.
**[13:25] ---**
It is?
**[13:27] ---**
It's all right.
**[13:29] ---**
I'll see her... see her again, real soon.
**[13:38] ---**
It's okay. You can come out now.
**[13:42] ---**
Yes, at once, ma'am!
**[13:43] ---**
Here you are, Princess!
**[13:44] ---**
The item you asked for!
**[13:46] ---**
Oho...
**[13:47] ---**
Hey, Monk, get back!
You'll turn into an old man!
**[14:07] ---**
Now then, for the reward
that you promised us...
**[14:11] ---**
Big Sister Ichiko...?
**[14:17] ---**
Eh? Huh?
**[14:19] ---**
Um, our reward...?
**[14:21] ---**
Another time, okay?
**[14:22] ---**
Huh?! Oh, no! How come?!
**[14:24] ---**
When is "another time"?!
**[14:27] ---**
Poor Ichiko.
**[14:30] ---**
She had the power to get
what she desired, if she wanted to,
**[14:35] ---**
but up until now, she didn't
realize what she really wanted.
**[14:40] ---**
But it's too late now.
**[14:42] ---**
Now that I've appeared before you.
**[14:46] ---**
But then...
**[14:48] ---**
I can always turn this
good-for-nothing turtle
**[14:50] ---**
into soup to occupy my mind!
**[14:52] ---**
Gah! You inhuman brute!
I mean, ungodly brute!
**[15:01] ---**
"Just a minute! Time out! Time out!"
**[15:06] ---**
Yow!
**[15:06] ---**
"Line in use"
**[15:07] ---**
There, you hear that? Yet another
innocent person somewhere
**[15:11] ---**
has jammed their pinky toe into a dresser.
**[15:13] ---**
While we're wasting time like this,
because of Sakura Ichiko,
**[15:16] ---**
more and more people
are meeting with misfortune.
**[15:19] ---**
--I realize that she is
a formidable opponent,
**[15:19] ---**
--♪ Peering up innocently
through her eyelashes, ♪
**[15:21] ---**
--but at least do your
regular check-ins, and...
**[15:23] ---**
--♪ she leans up against him ♪
**[15:23] ---**
--Are you listening to me, Momiji?!
**[15:26] ---**
I hear you. It's not as though
I'm slacking off, either.
**[15:31] ---**
Even now, I am gearing up
for yet another battle
**[15:33] ---**
by mustering my courage.
**[15:35] ---**
--R-Really?
**[15:36] ---**
--Oh, next, next is Fukuyama! Who's up?
**[15:38] ---**
Ah, me, me!
**[15:42] ---**
O-Oh, no! The ogre is home!
**[15:53] ---**
Huh?
**[15:54] ---**
Whew, she startled me.
**[15:56] ---**
You know, for Sakura Ichiko,
that was pretty tame.
**[15:59] ---**
Indeed.
**[16:01] ---**
Ever since she got changed into a child,
**[16:03] ---**
she's been there in body, but not in mind.
**[16:08] ---**
"Daze"
**[16:09] ---**
Frazzle, frazzle...
**[16:12] ---**
"Frazzle frazzle"
**[16:12] ---**
You're right.
**[16:13] ---**
It's not just her mind,
it's her whole spirit that's gone.
**[16:16] ---**
She's like that around the clock,
**[16:18] ---**
and she's so dejected,
I don't know what to do.
**[16:21] ---**
When I think I've found
my chance, and attack her,
**[16:23] ---**
I find that her happiness energy
is functioning in perfect order.
**[16:26] ---**
Look, even now--I didn't even notice
that the slippers I always use
**[16:30] ---**
have been switched with iron weight trainers.
**[16:32] ---**
That is definitely a serious case.
**[16:34] ---**
In that case, allow me to
try a little shock therapy.
**[16:39] ---**
Guess... who!
**[16:46] ---**
"Bobby"
**[16:46] ---**
V-Vegeta...!
**[16:51] ---**
"He died for nothing!!"
**[16:52] ---**
She doesn't seem any different, huh?
**[16:55] ---**
Monk! I've got to acknowledge
your courage, at least!
**[16:59] ---**
All right! Leave this to Momo'o now!
**[17:07] ---**
That was wishful thinking, Monk.
Sexual harassment is not enough
**[17:11] ---**
to snap Big Sister Ichiko
back to her old self.
**[17:14] ---**
--Out of the way, you stupid dog!
**[17:16] ---**
--This is how Big Sister usually is!
**[17:18] ---**
This is Operation Sakura Ichiko
Puts the "S" in S&M!
**[17:22] ---**
"Cuddle"
**[17:24] ---**
U-Um, Big Sister Ichiko...?
**[17:29] ---**
N-No!
**[17:31] ---**
No! This isn't...
**[17:33] ---**
This isn't Big Sister Ichiko!
**[17:37] ---**
Momo'o!
**[17:42] ---**
My warriors are dropping
like flies. Why, you...!
**[17:46] ---**
It looks like I'll have
to deal with this myself.
***SIGN*** "Midterm test day 2!!" "1st period: Math" "2nd period: Modern Japanese" "Fight!"
**[17:50] ---**
Five minutes left!
**[17:52] ---**
Those who are finished,
keep checking until time is up
**[17:55] ---**
to make sure you have no mistakes.
**[17:57] ---**
"Why me?"
**[18:01] ---**
Okay, time's up!
**[18:07] ---**
"Hey"
**[18:07] ---**
Hey, react, will you?!
**[18:09] ---**
Damn, I even had Yamabuki
come all the way here, too.
**[18:13] ---**
And the class being who they are,
I'll bet that they're thinking
**[18:17] ---**
that I'm just doing something weird again.
**[18:19] ---**
Binboda is doing something weird again, huh?
**[18:25] ---**
--Can't sleep through a test...
**[18:26] ---**
--U-Um...
**[18:28] ---**
Listen, Ts-Tsuwa--
**[18:37] ---**
What's this reaction, now?
I see, so that's what this is about.
**[18:43] ---**
Did springtime come just for you, Sakura?
**[18:45] ---**
You're such a stranger, not saying
anything, you little devil you!
**[18:48] ---**
Mother, we're having red rice tonight!
**[18:53] ---**
Huh?
**[18:53] ---**
H-Hey, you...
**[18:57] ---**
"Shock" "Positively ignored."
**[19:03] ---**
Wah! Ichi, you idiot!
**[19:06] ---**
Um... Well, it's time
for your regular report.
**[19:10] ---**
--What's going on?! Where's your drive?!
**[19:11] ---**
--How can you expect me to work
like this, you dumb jerk?!
**[19:13] ---**
--You even made me dress up like that!
**[19:15] ---**
"This is normal, if you can call it that"
**[19:16] ---**
Even so...
**[19:18] ---**
Listen here, Momiji. Even I have my limits.
**[19:22] ---**
If you're going to keep on forever like this,
**[19:25] ---**
I can very well have another
poverty god switch with you!
**[19:28] ---**
Yeah, that might not be a bad idea.
**[19:32] ---**
When I think of all the pains
I went to with that moron,
**[19:36] ---**
this isn't so much an annoying
task as it is a fruitless one.
**[19:51] ---**
"Aaaaah"
**[19:51] ---**
Ah, man! This is so aggravating!
**[19:54] ---**
"Tousle tousle"
**[19:55] ---**
What is this?!
What is this?! What's going on?!
**[19:56] ---**
Why should I have to be so
mixed-up about all of this?!
**[20:00] ---**
All over a little handkerchief like this...
**[20:05] ---**
Even if I couldn't help but
accidentally bring it home with me,
**[20:07] ---**
just go ahead and give
it back, lickety-split!
**[20:10] ---**
"Imagined ideal"
**[20:10] ---**
Here, you must have dropped this.
**[20:12] ---**
Oh, thanks.
**[20:13] ---**
Why is your address written on it?
**[20:15] ---**
You're not in grade school, are you?
**[20:18] ---**
Because of all that's happened,
**[20:18] ---**
"Reality"
**[20:19] ---**
I can't even look at
Tsuwabuki face to face anymore!
**[20:23] ---**
Oh, I've got it! I can just drop it
off here and not say anything...
**[20:27] ---**
What are you doing here?
**[20:28] ---**
"Ee-yikes!"
**[20:28] ---**
Ee-yikes!
**[20:30] ---**
"Thump thump"
**[20:33] ---**
--Now's your chance! Nice and normal--
**[20:33] ---**
--U-Um...
**[20:35] ---**
--give it back nice and normal...
**[20:36] ---**
--C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C...
**[20:38] ---**
--What are you, a chicken?
**[20:40] ---**
Wait, is this mine?
You came here to give this to me?
**[20:45] ---**
Say something, will you?
**[20:47] ---**
I wonder if Michiko dropped it when she left.
**[20:52] ---**
Why are you remembering that?!
**[20:54] ---**
Come to think of it, you dropped
something else off for me before.
**[20:57] ---**
Thanks. Sorry to put you out.
**[21:00] ---**
You're... sorry...?
**[21:04] ---**
Yeah, that's good.
**[21:06] ---**
Huh?
**[21:07] ---**
You should be grateful!
**[21:09] ---**
See you!
**[21:09] ---**
"Whoosh"
**[21:10] ---**
Uh, hey!
**[21:12] ---**
That girl's like a whirlwind.
**[21:15] ---**
I did it!
**[21:17] ---**
I gave it back! I gave
it back! I gave it back!
**[21:21] ---**
The weight is finally off my shoulders!
**[21:23] ---**
Awesome! It feels refreshing!
**[21:26] ---**
Like right after putting on
a new pair of underwear
**[21:29] ---**
on New Year's Day morning.
**[21:31] ---**
The fog that was blocking my
view has finally cleared, and...
**[21:36] ---**
Wha...?
**[21:38] ---**
Wha... Wha...
**[21:41] ---**
What the hell is this?!
**[21:46] ---**
Just how much did you guys help yourselves
**[21:48] ---**
while I was off being mild-mannered?!
**[21:51] ---**
Th-That presence...!
**[21:53] ---**
I-It couldn't be...!
**[21:55] ---**
Hooray! It's the normal Ichiko!
**[22:02] ---**
Y-Yeah, that's more like it.
**[22:25] ---**
*Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite*
**[22:28] ---**
*ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru*
**[22:32] ---**
*Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara*
**[22:36] ---**
*shirankao shite misetsukeru*
**[22:40] ---**
*Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou*
**[22:48] ---**
*Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!*
**[22:55] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:58] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai*
**[23:03] ---**
*Doushite minuite kurenai no*
**[23:07] ---**
*Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you*
**[23:10] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[23:14] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin*
**[23:18] ---**
*Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai*
**[23:21] ---**
*Kawarazu kyou datte I
love you I love you baby!*
**[23:27] ---**
*Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de*
**[23:32] ---**
*koi boudou gouon!*
**[23:35] ---**
A replacement for me? I don't need one!
**[23:38] ---**
Eh? But before, you said...
**[23:40] ---**
I told you, *I'm* going to be
the one to take her down!
**[23:42] ---**
Don't go getting senile on me!
**[23:43] ---**
What is your problem, girl?!
**[23:46] ---**
"This week's"
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:46] ---**
Because of time considerations,
**[23:48] ---**
you can go and find
this week's Nadeshiko yourself.
**[23:51] ---**
"The hot-blooded, hard-line karate girl
Rindo Ranmaru shows up at last!!!"
**[23:52] ---**
Wait, this can't be happening...
**[23:54] ---**
This can't be happening...
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: 'Is This That So-called
Boy-Raised-As-a-Girl Pattern?'"
**[23:56] ---**
This can't be happening!
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: 'Parallel rows of gentianas'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 7 - Is This That So-called Boy-Raised-As-a-Girl Pattern?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:23] ---**
This is a special crepe,
limited to only ten per day...
**[00:26] ---**
--And it's all mine--
**[00:26] ---**
--Look out! Look out!
**[00:32] ---**
Ee-yow!
**[00:34] ---**
This is bad! Hurry!
**[00:35] ---**
There she is!
**[00:39] ---**
--We're out of here!
**[00:40] ---**
--Hey! Apologize! Wait, my crepe!
**[00:45] ---**
Happiness energy still working!
**[00:51] ---**
What?
**[00:52] ---**
What kind of attitude is that?
**[00:54] ---**
You shoplifter!
**[00:55] ---**
Shoplifter?
**[00:58] ---**
You can explain yourself down at the station.
**[01:00] ---**
Huh?!
**[01:02] ---**
You've gotta be kidding me!
**[01:03] ---**
You're going to take away my modest happiness
**[01:05] ---**
--over a hopeless misunderstanding?!
**[01:06] ---**
--What are you doing?!
**[01:07] ---**
You're interfering with a public officer!
**[01:09] ---**
What did you say?!
**[01:10] ---**
Hold it!
**[01:13] ---**
Before you go preaching happiness,
**[01:16] ---**
take a good look in the mirror.
**[01:19] ---**
The arms that so tenderly envelop you...
**[01:22] ---**
...weep out in pain.
**[01:26] ---**
Girls should not raise their fists.
**[01:29] ---**
Their precious happiness will flee...
**[01:32] ---**
...young lady.
**[01:34] ---**
Huh?
**[01:41] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:44] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:47] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[01:52] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:56] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:58] ---**
*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
**[02:05] ---**
*What was that happiness I spotted*
**[02:09] ---**
*from atop someone's rail?*
**[02:13] ---**
*Is this right?*
**[02:15] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
**[02:21] ---**
*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
**[02:26] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[02:28] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[02:31] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[02:34] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[02:39] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[02:43] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[02:45] ---**
*As you please*
**[02:50] ---**
*Happy about each and every thing,*
**[02:52] ---**
*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
**[02:55] ---**
*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
**[03:00] ---**
*and bust it up*
**[03:07] ---**
W-Who is that?
**[03:09] ---**
Is she a friend of yours?
**[03:11] ---**
Of course not. I've never seen her bef--
**[03:15] ---**
Oh my word, please listen to me, officer.
**[03:18] ---**
It's true, I am the one who shoplifted.
**[03:19] ---**
"Did it get darker?"
**[03:20] ---**
"It's the middle of the day."
**[03:21] ---**
But not because I wanted to. I told her no.
**[03:25] ---**
I did it because she threatened me!
**[03:28] ---**
You put her up to this?!
**[03:29] ---**
That's pretty low!
**[03:30] ---**
Whoa, what are you talking about?
**[03:32] ---**
Arrest her!
**[03:36] ---**
We're going to have to ask
you some questions, too...
**[03:38] ---**
She's gone!
**[03:40] ---**
W-Why that girl...!
**[03:42] ---**
Mess with me, will you?!
**[03:46] ---**
Delicious.
**[03:48] ---**
"Round 7!" "Is This That So-called
Boy-Raised-As-a-Girl Pattern?"
**[03:52] ---**
"The next day"
**[03:54] ---**
I wonder what ended up
happening to that girl yesterday.
**[03:57] ---**
I'll bet she was mad.
**[03:59] ---**
Well, it's not like I'll ever see her again.
**[04:01] ---**
Okay, we have a new transfer
student to introduce to you all today.
**[04:06] ---**
Teacher, doesn't our class seem
to have a lot of transfer students?
**[04:09] ---**
Ah, that's because
**[04:10] ---**
the main character of this
anime is in this class.
**[04:13] ---**
He had to say it.
**[04:15] ---**
Okay, come on in.
**[04:22] ---**
Rindo... is that how you say it? Or is it...
**[04:23] ---**
"Rindo Ranmaru"
**[04:25] ---**
*Miss* Rindo, if you please.
**[04:27] ---**
I'm Rindo Ranmaru. Nice to meet you.
**[04:29] ---**
My specialty is karate.
**[04:31] ---**
My dream is to bring back
my pop's karate dojo,
**[04:34] ---**
which closed due to financial difficulties.
**[04:36] ---**
Ah, is this that so-called
"boy-raised-as-a-girl" pattern?
**[04:40] ---**
Don't pass it off as a "pattern."
I'll chop you, fatty.
**[04:45] ---**
S-Sorry.
**[04:46] ---**
Yikes!
**[04:48] ---**
There's no way she doesn't
remember me, right?
**[04:51] ---**
I know! A disguise! I'll get
through this with a disguise!
**[04:57] ---**
Perfect! She'll never see through this.
**[05:02] ---**
I won't be outdone!
It's a look-alike contest, right?
**[05:04] ---**
Don't jump in on this, poverty god!
**[05:06] ---**
It will just draw more attention!
**[05:08] ---**
Huh? Is this a new fad?
**[05:11] ---**
Not you, too!
**[05:13] ---**
Please take the seat in
the back row next to the hallway.
**[05:15] ---**
'Kay.
**[05:18] ---**
"It's contagious"
**[05:20] ---**
What is it with this section?
**[05:22] ---**
You're the girl I met yesterday, huh?
**[05:24] ---**
You're kidding!
She found me out in an instant?!
**[05:27] ---**
I need a word with you.
**[05:29] ---**
Yow!
**[05:32] ---**
What's the matter, Miss Sakura?!
**[05:34] ---**
Miss Rindo got violent
with me all of a sudden.
**[05:36] ---**
Huh?
**[05:37] ---**
How could you do that to Sakura?!
**[05:39] ---**
--No, I was just...
**[05:39] ---**
--We won't take that, even from a girl!
**[05:41] ---**
Yeah! Yeah!
**[05:42] ---**
No, see, I wasn't...
**[05:46] ---**
Damn it!
**[05:50] ---**
That girl will pay!
**[05:52] ---**
But then, I can't touch her at
school, with all her admirers.
**[06:01] ---**
Coming!
**[06:06] ---**
I didn't see that, I didn't see that.
I didn't see a thing.
**[06:09] ---**
--Eep!
**[06:10] ---**
--No way you didn't see me!
**[06:12] ---**
H-How did you get in here?!
**[06:14] ---**
On spirit and guts!
**[06:15] ---**
Sakura Ichiko's home! Sakura Ichiko's home!
**[06:19] ---**
What you see here is
the rare Holstein Sakura Ichiko.
**[06:23] ---**
It was you, poverty god?!
Stop bringing hooligans home with you!
**[06:26] ---**
Who are you calling a hooligan?!
**[06:27] ---**
I'll have you know, I despise
people who pin their own blame on,
**[06:31] ---**
or shield themselves behind other people!
**[06:34] ---**
You're a coward who
does nothing but run away!
**[06:36] ---**
How can you talk so big after
wrecking my place like this,
**[06:38] ---**
you head-to-toe nutcase!
**[06:40] ---**
N-Nut--?
**[06:42] ---**
Come on, don't let her
beat you, get her back!
**[06:44] ---**
Y-You... bazooka boobs!
**[06:46] ---**
No, you've got to *insult* her.
**[06:49] ---**
Why, thank you. Is that all
you've got to say, muscleman-lady?
**[06:56] ---**
I'm gonna chop those chubby chunks!
**[06:59] ---**
My button...!
**[07:02] ---**
Idiot! Did she think she could
win out against my happiness energy?
**[07:06] ---**
Hey, she's human.
**[07:10] ---**
Hey, you jerk!
**[07:12] ---**
I'll make sure I get you for this!
**[07:14] ---**
It is *on*, Sakura Ichiko!
You and me, one-on-one!
**[07:18] ---**
Why don't you accept?
**[07:19] ---**
I gotta say, I'm surprised
she's alive. It's 13 stories.
**[07:23] ---**
Miss Sakura is going to
fight that transfer student?
**[07:26] ---**
--Catfight! Catfight!
**[07:26] ---**
--Guess you didn't run this time, huh?
**[07:29] ---**
How did we wind up like this?
**[07:31] ---**
"Battle of the Century"
**[07:32] ---**
200 yen on Miss Sakura!
**[07:33] ---**
50,000 on Rindo!
**[07:34] ---**
Colas, popcorn, or beer, anyone?
**[07:38] ---**
Tsuwabuki, you can't be selling beer.
**[07:40] ---**
The teacher was buying it earlier.
**[07:42] ---**
Sakura, if you win, I'll do whatever you say.
**[07:46] ---**
You're pretty sure of yourself.
**[07:47] ---**
Okay, I'm going to have
you leave this school.
**[07:51] ---**
Fine. *If* you win, that is.
**[07:56] ---**
I've packed my guts and attitude
**[07:59] ---**
into this female body my parents gave me!
**[08:02] ---**
Fired up in my best school
uniform, the name is Rindo,
**[08:06] ---**
first name, Ranmaru!
**[08:12] ---**
I'm gonna pound that
rotten disposition of yours,
**[08:16] ---**
so say your prayers!
**[08:18] ---**
Take this!
**[08:21] ---**
"Dragon Storm Kick"
**[08:21] ---**
*Ryurankyaku*!
**[08:23] ---**
Get her!
**[08:24] ---**
Akane, you've got some lint there.
**[08:26] ---**
You're kidding, where?!
**[08:29] ---**
Wah! My eyes!
**[08:34] ---**
Huh? I'm stuck...
**[08:37] ---**
"Grind grind"
**[08:37] ---**
Ow-w-w-w-w-w! You got me! You got me!
**[08:42] ---**
Wow! I won!
**[08:44] ---**
An instant takedown?
**[08:45] ---**
Miss Sakura, you're awesome!
**[08:46] ---**
Aw, geez, it's over already?
**[08:49] ---**
I wish they would have
fought like Yusuke and Yomi.
**[08:52] ---**
What, for 60 hours?
**[08:54] ---**
How much have you got?
**[08:56] ---**
This makes 10,000.
**[08:57] ---**
That's outstanding.
**[09:02] ---**
Item funds GET!
**[09:04] ---**
Just you wait, guys!
We're eating good tonight!
**[09:07] ---**
Damn it! How could I lose to that girl?!
**[09:12] ---**
Yo!
**[09:14] ---**
Good fight. You looked great.
You gave us all a good show.
**[09:18] ---**
If you ever do it again,
give me a call, okay?
**[09:21] ---**
And I'll run concessions.
**[09:23] ---**
O-Okay.
**[09:27] ---**
Um... w-what's your name?
**[09:30] ---**
Tsuwabuki Keita.
**[09:32] ---**
Hinketsumura Momiji.
**[09:33] ---**
I wasn't asking you.
**[09:38] ---**
How cool!
**[09:39] ---**
By the way...
**[09:41] ---**
...you *do* remember what you
said before the fight, don't you?
**[09:46] ---**
Yeah, I know.
**[09:49] ---**
A promise is a promise. I'll leave.
**[09:54] ---**
And so, the hot-blooded freak from
another era vanished from my sight.
**[10:01] ---**
We have a new transfer student
to introduce to you all today.
**[10:04] ---**
But then,
**[10:05] ---**
"Rindo Ranmaru"
**[10:05] ---**
she came right back.
**[10:07] ---**
This is Miss Rindo,
who left once, but retransferred in.
**[10:11] ---**
My goal at this moment
is to put down Sakura Ichiko!
**[10:15] ---**
I should have told her
to never come around again.
**[10:18] ---**
I get the feeling that she and I
are going to get along just fine.
**[10:32] ---**
*Hidebu!*
**[10:33] ---**
*Uwaraba!*
**[10:35] ---**
*Abeshi!*
**[10:37] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:39] ---**
Yes. Thank you very much.
**[10:41] ---**
Damn! These punks are no challenge at all.
**[10:45] ---**
Why can't I beat Sakura Ichiko?!
**[10:54] ---**
"Round 7.5!"
"I'll Never Forget What You Did Today!!"
**[10:57] ---**
And so, I want you to fight me again.
**[11:00] ---**
Huh? No way.
**[11:04] ---**
You can't "no way" out of this!
**[11:06] ---**
You think you can just
quit while you're ahead?!
**[11:08] ---**
What's with you?!
What is it about me you don't like?!
**[11:12] ---**
Hold it, hold it, hold it!
**[11:14] ---**
You don't know when to quit, Miss Rindo!
**[11:16] ---**
We won't let you lay
another hand on Miss Sakura!
**[11:18] ---**
What's your deal, boys?!
It's always "Miss Sakura," "Miss Sakura!"
**[11:21] ---**
You go, Rindo!
Take care of *all* of them at once!
**[11:23] ---**
Shut up! Stop hanging on my sleeves!
**[11:26] ---**
Hey, you guys!
**[11:28] ---**
Stop this, all of you!
**[11:30] ---**
Any further confrontation
here would be meaningless.
**[11:33] ---**
"Boobs Vs the Self-Center of the Universe"
"Catfight Combat Rematch!"
**[11:34] ---**
In the coming days,
**[11:35] ---**
we will be holding a rematch!
**[11:40] ---**
What kind of nonsense is--
**[11:41] ---**
Yeah! Sounds good!
**[11:42] ---**
Hold on! You can't decide for both of us!
**[11:44] ---**
Tickets now on sale!
**[11:45] ---**
You guys, knock it off, already!
**[11:49] ---**
Shut up.
**[11:51] ---**
I can't sleep!
**[11:52] ---**
I-I'm sorry.
**[11:56] ---**
He's right. We can't make all
this racket if he's going to sleep.
**[11:59] ---**
They won't ever listen to what *I* tell them.
**[12:03] ---**
This is driving me up a wall.
**[12:16] ---**
Gah! What am I thinking?!
**[12:19] ---**
Right now, clobbering Sakura Ichiko
should be first on my mind!
**[12:23] ---**
Besides...
**[12:26] ---**
...it's out of the question,
as long as I look like this.
**[12:32] ---**
--Y-Y-You guys...!
**[12:34] ---**
--Did you hear that?
**[12:35] ---**
--Distinctly!
**[12:36] ---**
W-W-What did you hear?!
**[12:38] ---**
You are the same as we are--
**[12:41] ---**
A girl, after all.
**[12:42] ---**
"Gulp!!"
**[12:43] ---**
--W-W-What kind of nonsense
are you talking about?
**[12:45] ---**
--Sometimes, I like to dress up cute,
**[12:47] ---**
and make out with a good-looking boy.
**[12:50] ---**
Stop reading my mind! And I never said that!
**[12:53] ---**
I can make your wish come true.
**[12:56] ---**
Huh? Why would you?
**[12:58] ---**
Don't you know? We're a pair of
rivals who have exchanged blows.
**[13:02] ---**
That feeling that blossoms
after a fight is...
**[13:05] ---**
...friendship, isn't it?!
**[13:07] ---**
Friend... ship?
**[13:10] ---**
Leave it to me. I won't do you wrong.
**[13:15] ---**
Y-You mean it?
**[13:19] ---**
Impulsive idiots like her are
so nice and easy to deal with.
**[13:22] ---**
After I get even with her
for everything up to now,
**[13:25] ---**
I'm going to walk all over her!
**[13:28] ---**
I see right through your
ulterior motive, Sakura Ichiko!
**[13:31] ---**
However, I am still going to
get Ranmaru to team up with me!
**[13:34] ---**
Together, we will take
your happiness energy from you!
**[13:49] ---**
"Quite a bit here, huh?"
**[13:52] ---**
"Skritch"
**[13:52] ---**
"Creating an emotional barrier"
**[13:57] ---**
There.
**[13:59] ---**
All done.
**[14:01] ---**
Outstanding! Definitely what
you call a diamond from the rough.
**[14:05] ---**
Th-That's me?!
**[14:07] ---**
Well? How does it feel to be reborn?
**[14:10] ---**
Although, you're still no
match for my good looks.
**[14:13] ---**
What can I say? I...
**[14:14] ---**
Stop chewing on leaves!
**[14:15] ---**
My crotch feels so airy.
**[14:16] ---**
Stop flapping your skirt!
**[14:18] ---**
It's easier to walk in clogs.
**[14:20] ---**
Stop being so fussy!
**[14:21] ---**
What a pain this is.
**[14:23] ---**
Whoa, isn't that girl cute?
**[14:27] ---**
What's the matter?
**[14:32] ---**
For the first time in my life,
someone said I was cute!
**[14:35] ---**
Now if you can land
a boyfriend, you'll be golden.
**[14:38] ---**
A--
**[14:39] ---**
A boyfriend...?
**[14:40] ---**
Whoa!
**[14:41] ---**
No, that's okay, not yet.
**[14:44] ---**
For now, just looking like this is enough.
**[14:48] ---**
Sakura, Binboda, I'll never
forget what you did today.
**[14:53] ---**
Thank you.
**[14:55] ---**
But I've gotta change outta this.
**[14:58] ---**
There's no telling what my pop
will say if I come home like this.
**[15:02] ---**
Your pop?
**[15:05] ---**
My pop wanted to have a son
to take over the dojo from him.
**[15:10] ---**
But all he ever had was a daughter, me,
**[15:13] ---**
so he decided to make me
the best female karateka in all of Japan.
**[15:17] ---**
"North Indian Ice Cream"
**[15:18] ---**
He's an even bigger
hot-blooded karate freak than me.
**[15:20] ---**
So, it's your pop's fault that
you're as butch as you are.
**[15:24] ---**
"Fault"? Don't say it like that.
Sure, he may have his strict side,
**[15:29] ---**
but I respect my pop for
bringing me up all by himself.
**[15:34] ---**
Hmm? I don't get that--
being able to respect your parents.
**[15:41] ---**
What's with her?
**[15:43] ---**
Who knows?
**[15:46] ---**
I think it's about time I changed my clothes.
**[15:50] ---**
Nah, not yet.
**[15:50] ---**
"He-he"
**[15:52] ---**
I'll enjoy looking like this
a little longer before going home.
**[15:56] ---**
Ranmaru...
**[16:00] ---**
Good morning, Miss Sakura.
**[16:01] ---**
Good morning, everyone.
**[16:11] ---**
Hey, what happened to
the clothes from yesterday?
**[16:13] ---**
And how did you get that cut?
**[16:15] ---**
Don't tell me your pop did that!
**[16:17] ---**
Buzz off, will you?
**[16:19] ---**
It's nothing you need to worry about.
**[16:21] ---**
Just leave me alone from now on.
**[16:30] ---**
Are you going to Ranmaru's home?
**[16:35] ---**
She asked you to leave her alone, didn't she?
**[16:38] ---**
You shouldn't go sticking your nose
**[16:40] ---**
into other people's family matters.
**[16:42] ---**
You've got no room to talk!
**[16:45] ---**
Ow...
**[16:47] ---**
Get up, Ranmaru.
**[16:49] ---**
Your father is saddened.
**[16:51] ---**
Since when did you lower
yourself to become such a pansy?!
**[16:56] ---**
Letting yourself become
infatuated with this stuff!
**[16:59] ---**
No, that's... D-Don't...!
**[17:04] ---**
As long as you are deluded
by common things such as this,
**[17:08] ---**
don't ever think that you will
become a power in karate!
**[17:18] ---**
Sakura!
**[17:19] ---**
Sakura? Hmph...
**[17:22] ---**
So you're the classmate
that beat Ranmaru, are you?
**[17:25] ---**
That's right.
And by the way, I'm also the one
**[17:28] ---**
who dressed her up to
make her look like a girl.
**[17:30] ---**
What?
**[17:31] ---**
Listen to me closely. There are two
things in this world that I hate.
**[17:37] ---**
The first thing is the poverty god.
**[17:39] ---**
Hey!
**[17:40] ---**
And the second thing...
**[17:42] ---**
...is a parent that doesn't think
of their child's happiness,
**[17:45] ---**
and insists on forcing
their own wishes on them!
**[17:49] ---**
Fight me! If I win, you have to
let Rindo do what she wants!
**[17:54] ---**
Sakura...
***SIGN*** "Rindo Genjuro" "Arm Strength: 26600" "Leg Strength: 60950" "Agility: 80320" "Income: 1,170,000"
**[17:56] ---**
Hmm...
**[17:57] ---**
The difference in their strength is obvious.
**[17:59] ---**
So is this an opponent she can beat
with just her happiness energy at work?
**[18:04] ---**
Of all the things to show up
out of the blue and say!
**[18:07] ---**
Fighting women and children
goes against my principles.
**[18:11] ---**
You're ducking me?
**[18:12] ---**
However...
**[18:13] ---**
...as big a shrew as you are,
it is my responsibility as an adult
**[18:18] ---**
to correct that insolent behavior of yours.
**[18:21] ---**
I will take you on, little
girl! Defend yourself!
**[18:25] ---**
Don't do it, Pop! Don't do this!
**[18:28] ---**
Take this!
**[18:31] ---**
"Dragon Strict Kick"
**[18:31] ---**
*Ryugenkyaku*!
**[18:37] ---**
Wah! My eyes!
**[18:40] ---**
"Like Father, Like Daughter"
**[18:40] ---**
Whoops.
**[18:43] ---**
D-Damn!
**[18:46] ---**
Ow-w-w-w-w! You're just a little girl!
**[18:51] ---**
Don't push your luck!
**[18:58] ---**
She was smiling.
**[19:00] ---**
Your daughter was wearing a skirt,
and makeup, and styled her hair...
**[19:07] ---**
...and smiling with delight.
**[19:11] ---**
If you didn't even know that,
**[19:14] ---**
how can you have the right to take away
**[19:16] ---**
the smile from your own child's face?!
**[19:27] ---**
Rin... do...?
**[19:30] ---**
Stop this.
**[19:32] ---**
You don't know anything
about my pop, either, do you?
**[19:38] ---**
He may be one of those
adults that you can't stand,
**[19:42] ---**
but to me, he's the only parent I've got.
**[19:46] ---**
So... So...
**[19:50] ---**
...it's okay, Sakura.
**[19:52] ---**
Don't you hit my pop.
**[19:59] ---**
I told you, don't poke
your nose into their business.
**[20:02] ---**
Shut up.
**[20:04] ---**
If you're just going to lie
there and mope, you're hopeless.
**[20:07] ---**
If Mr. Suwano were here,
he might offer you some comfort, saying,
**[20:11] ---**
"you were thinking of
Miss Ranmaru, weren't you?"
**[20:15] ---**
But since he's not, that's too bad.
**[20:37] ---**
Pop...
**[20:39] ---**
I'm off.
**[20:42] ---**
Sakura Ichiko, was it?
**[20:45] ---**
There aren't many people
who would risk their own necks
**[20:48] ---**
for someone else's sake.
**[20:51] ---**
You've made a fine friend, Ranmaru.
**[20:56] ---**
Ha, she's not my friend.
**[21:02] ---**
Sure enough, you're dressed like that.
**[21:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:07] ---**
My pop said I could dress
however I wanted to,
**[21:11] ---**
but at this point,
I'm more comfortable this way.
**[21:15] ---**
Sakura, sorry about yesterday.
**[21:18] ---**
I've realized that I'm plenty
happy the way I already am.
**[21:22] ---**
Thanks. My pop said to say so, too.
**[21:29] ---**
Yes of course, yes of course!
**[21:31] ---**
There was nothing wrong with anything I did!
**[21:33] ---**
You got over that quickly!
**[21:34] ---**
Sorry, that's just how she is.
**[21:37] ---**
Now, hoist me up in the air!
It's Ichiko-festival time!
**[21:41] ---**
It's Ichiko-festival time! *Washoi!
Washoi! Washoi! Washoi! Washoi!*
**[22:05] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[22:09] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[22:13] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[22:17] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[22:21] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[22:28] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[22:36] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[22:39] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[22:44] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[22:48] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[22:51] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[22:55] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[22:59] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[23:02] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[23:07] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[23:12] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[23:16] ---**
This week's
**[23:16] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:17] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:18] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:19] ---**
Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone!
**[23:21] ---**
Did you see me again this week?
**[23:23] ---**
After that thing that only
happens once every four years,
**[23:25] ---**
my magnificent exploits continue ever on!
**[23:28] ---**
This week, I was here...
**[23:29] ---**
...and here! This week,
there's a special extra!
**[23:32] ---**
"Boom"
**[23:33] ---**
Episode 1's
**[23:33] ---**
"Episode 1's"
**[23:34] ---**
"Oh, Sukeno!"
**[23:34] ---**
"Why, you Sukeno!"
**[23:36] ---**
At the earnest request of some of you,
**[23:38] ---**
we're going to play back
the scene in episode 1
**[23:39] ---**
where the original author
appeared! Here you go!
**[23:42] ---**
For real?
**[23:43] ---**
Yes, for real! And just for
this occasion, one more time!
**[23:46] ---**
For real?
**[23:46] ---**
One last time, accompanied by
the author's own self-portrait!
**[23:49] ---**
For real?
**[23:51] ---**
"Ichiko's frame of mind becomes shaken"
"The trauma of Ichiko's past revealed"
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: 'Call Me By My Name'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: 'Crossed rows of gentianas'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 8 - Call Me By My Name
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:21] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[00:24] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[00:27] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[00:32] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[00:36] ---**
*Mou good-bye! bad day!*
**[00:38] ---**
*Omou mama ni kowashite yuke*
**[00:45] ---**
*Dareka no reeru no ue kara*
**[00:49] ---**
*nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?*
**[00:53] ---**
*Kore de ii no?*
**[00:55] ---**
*Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi*
**[01:02] ---**
*Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?*
**[01:06] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:09] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:12] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[01:15] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[01:20] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:24] ---**
*Mou good-bye! Bad day!*
**[01:25] ---**
*Omou mama ni*
**[01:30] ---**
*Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte*
**[01:33] ---**
*mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?*
**[01:36] ---**
*Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo*
**[01:40] ---**
*kowashite yuke*
**[01:47] ---**
"Round 8!" "Call Me By My Name"
**[01:51] ---**
The, uh, old classroom building
is going to be knocked down soon.
**[01:53] ---**
"This Week's Slogan: Students
listen to what the teacher says"
**[01:55] ---**
There is some danger of collapse
there, so be sure not to go near it.
**[02:00] ---**
Ranmaru-*kun*!
**[02:01] ---**
What?
**[02:02] ---**
Got any plans after class?
**[02:03] ---**
If you'd like, how about
going to karaoke with us?
**[02:06] ---**
It'll be a sort of welcoming party for you.
**[02:08] ---**
I'd be delighted.
Also, could you not call me Ranmaru-*kun*?
**[02:11] ---**
Oh, but it's so cool on you!
**[02:14] ---**
It is? Well, in that case...
**[02:15] ---**
Sakura, why don't you come, too?
**[02:18] ---**
U-Uh, listen, Miss Rindo...
**[02:21] ---**
Ah, don't be so formal!
You can lose the "Miss"!
**[02:21] ---**
"Chop chop"
**[02:24] ---**
I mean, it's just us, isn't it?
**[02:26] ---**
Just us, you say?
**[02:28] ---**
Wah! Let's go, let's go, let's go! I want
to unveil for you the song I just learned!
**[02:32] ---**
Yeah, Binboda, you come, too!
**[02:34] ---**
Oh, please, call me Momiji.
**[02:36] ---**
--Hey, um...!
**[02:36] ---**
--I can't wait!
**[02:37] ---**
It's okay for these two to come, right?
**[02:40] ---**
Miss Binboda is fine, but...
**[02:42] ---**
Yeah, as for Miss Sakura...
**[02:44] ---**
Oh, don't give me that.
**[02:46] ---**
It's okay, Miss Rindo.
**[02:48] ---**
Don't worry about me,
just go enjoy yourself with the others.
**[02:51] ---**
I have more important
things to do than karaoke.
**[02:54] ---**
"Hmph..."
**[02:55] ---**
Let's go. You heard what Miss Sakura said.
**[02:58] ---**
Huh? O-Oh, okay...
**[03:00] ---**
May I carry your bag, Miss Sakura?
**[03:02] ---**
Miss Sakura, you don't go to karaoke, do you?
**[03:06] ---**
--Ranmaru-*kun*, hurry!
**[03:07] ---**
--What song did you just learn?
**[03:09] ---**
Pucchi Moni.
**[03:09] ---**
That's old!
**[03:10] ---**
--There's a new shop across from
the station that has tasty sweets.
**[03:13] ---**
--Tit-chiko is so annoying.
Who does she think she is?
**[03:14] ---**
--Yeah, yeah, let's go, let's go!
**[03:24] ---**
♪ No matter how much I think of you ♪
**[03:27] ---**
That gets you, right in the heart, huh?
**[03:30] ---**
Miss Binboda, you're amazing.
**[03:31] ---**
Ranmaru-*kun*, you should sing, too.
**[03:33] ---**
Oh, yeah...
**[03:35] ---**
What's the matter?
**[03:36] ---**
Oh, it's just...
**[03:38] ---**
Are you sure Sakura didn't
want to come have fun with us?
**[03:43] ---**
Oh, I don't know.
**[03:44] ---**
I'm sure she'd rather be surrounded by boys.
**[03:47] ---**
Taking great delight in
having a fuss made over her.
**[03:49] ---**
I once tried to talk to her, but she told me,
**[03:52] ---**
"I don't care to hang out with other girls,"
**[03:54] ---**
and turned me down flat.
**[03:56] ---**
Yeah, but... sometimes, she gets
the loneliest looks on her face.
**[04:01] ---**
Miss Sakura does?
Have you ever seen that?
**[04:04] ---**
--No, no. I can't even imagine it.
**[04:05] ---**
--Ah, I'm up next.
**[04:07] ---**
Does this Ichiko business really bother you?
**[04:09] ---**
I wouldn't say it "bothers" me,
I'm just not too bright.
**[04:13] ---**
I just can't look the other way, you know?
**[04:15] ---**
In that case, what if we
go to her directly and see?
**[04:18] ---**
To Sakura's place? But she said
she had something important to do.
**[04:21] ---**
Probably just checking
the weave count of her tatami mats.
**[04:24] ---**
What does *that* have to do with anything?
**[04:26] ---**
12,206...
**[04:28] ---**
12,207...
**[04:30] ---**
--12,208...
**[04:30] ---**
--There, you see?
**[04:30] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[04:32] ---**
Hey, why did you come in
without asking first?!
**[04:34] ---**
Get a hold of yourself, Sakura!
You're being such a pathetic girl!
**[04:37] ---**
If you've got a problem, tell me about it!
**[04:39] ---**
I'm afraid my bust line
has become even bigger.
**[04:43] ---**
What are you, bragging?
**[04:45] ---**
I-I didn't say a thing!
**[04:47] ---**
Same old Sakura, huh?
**[04:49] ---**
Worth teasing her a little, right?
**[04:50] ---**
Stop toying with me!
**[04:52] ---**
So, what did you come here for?
**[04:54] ---**
To have fun!
**[04:55] ---**
To have fun? Why?
**[04:56] ---**
Do you need any special reason
to have fun at a friend's home?
**[05:00] ---**
Friend...?
**[05:02] ---**
I rented a movie. Let's all
watch it together. *Seven Samurai.*
**[05:06] ---**
Oh, let's watch *Drifters*!
**[05:07] ---**
Huh?! Kurosawa rules!
**[05:09] ---**
*Drifters*! *Daibakusho*!
**[05:11] ---**
Take this somewhere else!
**[05:13] ---**
You don't like movies?
**[05:14] ---**
It's not that!
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, then, m-m-m...
**[05:20] ---**
...maybe we can trade love stories!
**[05:20] ---**
"Boom"
**[05:22] ---**
No way in hell!
**[05:23] ---**
Love stories! Or for short...
**[05:23] ---**
"Love stories"
**[05:26] ---**
"Boom"
**[05:26] ---**
"Lo'st!"
**[05:27] ---**
Okay, let's start with Ranmaru.
**[05:30] ---**
Huh? Me?!
**[05:31] ---**
Uh... well... you see...
**[05:34] ---**
No, I can't! I can't say! I can't say!
**[05:34] ---**
"**She's being bashful"
**[05:34] ---**
"Gya ha ha ha ha"
**[05:38] ---**
Oh, no! I can't stop the bashful giggling!
**[05:41] ---**
Take it somewhere else!
**[05:42] ---**
For one thing, Rindo,
**[05:44] ---**
I don't remember you
and I ever becoming friends.
**[05:47] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[05:49] ---**
You fought my pop for my sake, didn't you?
**[05:51] ---**
That's just because your old man upset me.
**[05:52] ---**
"Dragon Strict Kick"
**[05:55] ---**
It wasn't necessarily for your sake, okay?
**[05:57] ---**
Yeah, but it doesn't change
the fact that I owe you one.
**[06:00] ---**
Which is why...
**[06:02] ---**
...if anything's bothering you, just say it.
**[06:05] ---**
I will do anything that I can for your sake.
**[06:10] ---**
U-Uh, okay, okay.
**[06:13] ---**
I get it, I get it.
**[06:15] ---**
I guess if you're going to
be such a hot-blooded fool,
**[06:18] ---**
then I have no choice but to tell you.
**[06:20] ---**
Frankly, you're becoming a nuisance.
**[06:23] ---**
You could say that my
own popularity is diminished
**[06:26] ---**
by having you loitering around me.
**[06:27] ---**
And we live in different
worlds to begin with.
**[06:30] ---**
Now that we're clear, starting tomorrow--
**[06:31] ---**
"Squeeze"
**[06:33] ---**
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[06:33] ---**
"Pull"
**[06:33] ---**
"Gya ha ha ha ha"
**[06:34] ---**
Huh? This doesn't come off!
**[06:37] ---**
That hurt! How could you do such a thing?!
**[06:40] ---**
Well, I thought maybe you were
wearing a mask, or something.
**[06:42] ---**
Huh?!
**[06:44] ---**
Your specialty is to be
two-faced and tell lies, after all.
**[06:48] ---**
I thought I might tear off the mask
you'd mortared onto your face
**[06:51] ---**
with your ridiculous amount of pride.
**[06:56] ---**
G-Get out! Don't ever have
anything to do with me again!
**[07:02] ---**
Think I went too far?
**[07:03] ---**
Maybe you struck too close.
**[07:05] ---**
To what?
**[07:06] ---**
Where she hurts.
**[07:08] ---**
You think so?
**[07:09] ---**
Are you sure you're human?
**[07:11] ---**
So then, you know something about this?
**[07:13] ---**
Beats me. I'm not that interested.
**[07:15] ---**
Oh. Well I...
**[07:17] ---**
It bothers you?
**[07:18] ---**
Hmm, I'm not that bright.
**[07:21] ---**
I see.
**[07:23] ---**
In that case, I'll leave this with you.
**[07:28] ---**
Poverty god item! The trauma stethoscope!
**[07:29] ---**
"Tra"
**[07:29] ---**
"uma"
**[07:31] ---**
By using this, one is able
to listen to past secrets,
**[07:34] ---**
kept deep down in the heart,
wanting to be left alone.
**[07:37] ---**
Awesome. Wait, what's a poverty god?
**[07:40] ---**
Ah, well as it happens, I am a poverty god.
**[07:43] ---**
Oh, yeah?
**[07:45] ---**
With this, huh?
**[07:46] ---**
It's true, Sakura will never
give up her true colors to me...
**[07:50] ---**
No, I can't! Why should I rely on this
**[07:50] ---**
"Snap"
**[07:51] ---**
--Hey, what are you doing to those?!
**[07:52] ---**
--when I haven't put any effort in yet?
**[07:55] ---**
Ah, Tit-chiko is such a pain.
**[07:57] ---**
We're gonna be stuck in the same
class as her until 2nd year, huh?
**[08:00] ---**
That's the truth.
**[08:02] ---**
Well, then...
**[08:03] ---**
...you *really* wanna put the screws to her?
**[08:09] ---**
Sakura sure is late.
**[08:12] ---**
Wait, is she *still* there?
**[08:14] ---**
I mean, really, what is she thinking?
**[08:17] ---**
All day long today,
she's kept trying to cling to me.
**[08:20] ---**
Heya, Sakura! Let's eat together!
Hey, show me how to do this!
**[08:26] ---**
What is she doing, lying in wait?
**[08:28] ---**
I feel sorry for Rindo,
the way you're avoiding her.
**[08:31] ---**
Who are you?
**[08:32] ---**
Tange Akane. You should at least
learn your classmates' names.
**[08:36] ---**
What do you want?
**[08:37] ---**
I'll help you out.
**[08:38] ---**
When one of us is in trouble,
we're all in it together.
**[08:42] ---**
For crying out loud.
**[08:43] ---**
"She's heading out the back"
**[08:43] ---**
What is she, a teenager so
focused on someone she likes,
**[08:46] ---**
she ignores them?
**[08:48] ---**
Huh?
**[08:50] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[08:51] ---**
Oh, my goodness gracious.
**[08:52] ---**
Captain Kumagai, come in.
**[08:54] ---**
"Whip"
**[08:54] ---**
Request immediate mobilization
of the champion of justice.
**[08:57] ---**
"Roger"
**[08:58] ---**
"Keep Out"
**[08:59] ---**
Hey, Akane, you're positive about this?
**[09:02] ---**
I said I was, didn't I?
**[09:04] ---**
That girl's stuck up, after all.
**[09:07] ---**
Hey, isn't this going too far, even for us?
**[09:10] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[09:11] ---**
If Tit-chiko starts behaving
herself because of this,
**[09:13] ---**
our own school lives
will finally start improving.
**[09:17] ---**
Well now, if that's the
case, I won't hold back.
**[09:22] ---**
What was that?!
**[09:23] ---**
A clog, from outside?!
**[09:25] ---**
A clog? It couldn't be...!
**[09:31] ---**
Following the shadows
of one embracing loneliness,
**[09:34] ---**
a budding spirit of favor, and of friendship,
**[09:36] ---**
her caring heart turning
to a fighting spirit,
**[09:39] ---**
her smile fluttering away,
a profusion of cherry blossoms!
**[09:43] ---**
Rindo Ranmaru has arrived!
**[09:46] ---**
R-Rindo?!
**[09:48] ---**
To hell with you!
Don't think you're gonna get away...
**[09:51] ---**
...with this...
**[09:53] ---**
Who is this?!
**[09:55] ---**
Why, you...!
**[10:00] ---**
Huh?
**[10:04] ---**
Clench your teeth!
**[10:07] ---**
"Kerslap!"
**[10:10] ---**
You other two!
**[10:12] ---**
Take those two and beat it, now!
**[10:14] ---**
Sir, yes sir!
**[10:19] ---**
Sakura, are you okay?
**[10:21] ---**
Huh? She's gone. When did that happen?
**[10:25] ---**
Oh, it's *you* guys.
**[10:27] ---**
Using boys to settle a score
is below a girl's dignity.
**[10:31] ---**
Rindo, this has nothing to do with you!
**[10:32] ---**
Of course it has something to do with me.
**[10:35] ---**
We're classmates.
Let's try to get along better.
**[10:44] ---**
What's that?
**[10:48] ---**
Lousy Rindo... Who asked her?
**[10:50] ---**
I regained consciousness
halfway through this.
**[10:53] ---**
Well, she did want to pay me back,
**[10:55] ---**
so now, she'll stop following
me around, right?
**[11:01] ---**
That's... for the best.
**[11:08] ---**
Whoa, what was that?!
**[11:11] ---**
There is some danger of collapse
there, so be sure not to go near it.
**[11:21] ---**
Rindo!
**[11:23] ---**
"No Touching"
**[11:28] ---**
"Sassy" "Sassy" "Sassy"
**[11:36] ---**
W-What are you doing?!
**[11:39] ---**
Why are you saving us?!
**[11:41] ---**
I don't know. I just moved in a flash,
and this is what happened.
**[11:45] ---**
But never mind me, that
probably connects to the hallway.
**[11:49] ---**
Hurry up and get out of here.
**[11:50] ---**
What are you gonna do?!
**[11:52] ---**
Just get going!
**[11:56] ---**
G-Guys!
**[11:58] ---**
What happened to Rindo?!
**[12:00] ---**
I don't know.
**[12:01] ---**
You don't know?! Is she still inside there?!
**[12:03] ---**
Shut up!
**[12:05] ---**
--Hey, hold on!
**[12:05] ---**
--We don't know anything!
**[12:09] ---**
I will do anything that I can for your sake.
**[12:15] ---**
Hmph, idiot. You stand by your duty
to that two-bit word "friend,"
**[12:20] ---**
and you ended up hurting
yourself, didn't you?!
**[12:22] ---**
Well I'm not going to help you, okay?
I'm fed up with you!
**[12:26] ---**
Whether you owe me or not,
I don't want to be your friend!
**[12:29] ---**
You should have been
turned off when I said so!
**[12:31] ---**
And once you were turned off,
you should have gotten out of here!
**[12:34] ---**
You know?!
**[12:35] ---**
If you want to go help her, why don't you?
**[12:37] ---**
What are you talking about?
Of course I don't want to go.
**[12:41] ---**
Is that right? It looked to me
like *you're* the one being hurt
**[12:45] ---**
over that two-bit word.
**[12:48] ---**
Why do you always have to be a know-it-all?
**[12:50] ---**
Ranmaru is going to die,
unless you do something.
**[12:55] ---**
But... if I help her now, I'm sure she'll...
**[13:01] ---**
And when she does...
**[13:02] ---**
Huh, this is a surprise. Don't tell me
**[13:07] ---**
you're afraid to get close to anyone.
**[13:09] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
What do you know, anyway?!
**[13:14] ---**
I don't know anything.
**[13:15] ---**
You don't even know anything about me!
**[13:18] ---**
You're right, I don't.
**[13:20] ---**
I mean, I can't... I can't bear
to go through that again...
**[13:25] ---**
It's almost Valentine's Day, huh?
**[13:28] ---**
Ichiko, have you decided who
you're going to give chocolate to?
**[13:30] ---**
Y-Yusuke, maybe.
**[13:32] ---**
He's the nicest one of all the boys to me.
**[13:35] ---**
Sure enough. In fact, I was
thinking of giving mine to Yusuke, too.
**[13:40] ---**
You, too, Kurumi?
**[13:41] ---**
Aw, I don't stand a chance
up against you, Ichiko.
**[13:45] ---**
Th-That's not true.
**[13:47] ---**
You mean it? Okay then,
let's both give him chocolate.
**[13:51] ---**
It wouldn't be right for either
of us to get the jump on him, right?
**[13:54] ---**
We're friends, after all.
**[13:56] ---**
M-Mm-hmm...
**[13:58] ---**
Okay, let's give them to him together.
**[14:02] ---**
"March 14 (Wed)"
**[14:04] ---**
Miss Sakura, um... this is from me.
**[14:14] ---**
That sure is neat.
**[14:15] ---**
This?
**[14:17] ---**
It's so nice, I sure would like it.
**[14:19] ---**
You wouldn't mind
giving it to me, right? Please?
**[14:22] ---**
N-No, not this.
**[14:25] ---**
This was from Yusuke.
**[14:27] ---**
Oh, so it's more important
than the request of a friend.
**[14:31] ---**
Okay then, fine! Starting tomorrow,
Ichiko, I won't talk to you.
**[14:35] ---**
Oh, but... Kurumi...
**[14:39] ---**
W-Wait!
**[14:43] ---**
It's so cute.
**[14:45] ---**
Oh, yeah! I was thinking of
declaring my love to Yusuke soon!
**[14:49] ---**
Huh? But Kurumi, before, you said--
**[14:51] ---**
I've already decided.
**[14:52] ---**
Also, Ichiko, I want to have your blessing!
**[14:56] ---**
So pray for me that I succeed!
**[14:59] ---**
We're friends, right?
**[15:03] ---**
If it means losing my friend
and being all alone...
**[15:07] ---**
Please, God, let Kurumi
and Yusuke hit it off well.
**[15:12] ---**
Sorry,
**[15:13] ---**
but I like Ichiko.
**[15:20] ---**
Aw, Yusuke, you poor thing.
And after you gave her that brooch, too.
**[15:24] ---**
Ichiko told me "I don't want
this cheap toy," and gave it to me.
**[15:33] ---**
Oh, good morning.
**[15:42] ---**
I don't know what it is
that's troubling you so much,
**[15:46] ---**
nor do I know the reason for it.
**[15:48] ---**
I've just noticed something lately.
**[15:51] ---**
It's not something I'd like to admit, though.
**[15:54] ---**
Whenever you're downhearted,
it throws me off my game.
**[15:57] ---**
So what if it does?
**[15:59] ---**
I'm telling you...
**[16:03] ---**
Stop always acting like such a wuss!
**[16:06] ---**
Look sharp, already, Ichiko!
**[16:10] ---**
With your worries, and pretending
to be something you're not,
**[16:13] ---**
if you're not going to be
able to do anything as a result,
**[16:16] ---**
it's all the more reason for
you to stop thinking at all.
**[16:20] ---**
Ee-yow!
**[16:23] ---**
Talk big, will you?!
**[16:27] ---**
Why, you poverty god!
**[16:29] ---**
Ha, what a simpleton. Whoopsie-daisy!
**[16:31] ---**
Stop dodging me, you--
**[16:32] ---**
"Pierce"
**[16:33] ---**
--Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[16:33] ---**
--Okay, just a little longer *desu*.
**[16:37] ---**
Okay, all done.
**[16:38] ---**
Let me tell you, that hurts
like you wouldn't believe!
**[16:41] ---**
That pain will turn to pleasure soon enough.
**[16:43] ---**
Nothing's turning anything!
**[16:44] ---**
Think fast.
**[16:45] ---**
Is this...?
**[16:47] ---**
This once, consider what you
should do, and what it is you want,
**[16:52] ---**
clear your head, and try asking
your true self what those are.
**[17:02] ---**
This is starting to get
really hard, even for me.
**[17:05] ---**
I am not about to die here, though...
**[17:10] ---**
What is a mouse doing in a place like this?
**[17:13] ---**
Whoa, now there's a snake?!
**[17:15] ---**
'Sup.
**[17:17] ---**
Sakura?!
**[17:18] ---**
Why are you being swallowed by a snake?!
**[17:20] ---**
And besides, I thought you had run away!
**[17:22] ---**
If you stay here, you're gonna die!
**[17:25] ---**
What is this? It's good!
**[17:26] ---**
So happiness energy tastes good, eh?
**[17:29] ---**
So? Perking up any?
**[17:31] ---**
Perking up? It doesn't happen that fast--
**[17:34] ---**
Huh? I think I am.
**[17:36] ---**
All right, then, let's get out of here!
**[17:40] ---**
Now there's a monkey?
But how are we supposed to get out?
**[17:46] ---**
By blowing all of this away!
**[17:48] ---**
Ha, I see!
**[17:57] ---**
Rindo Ranmaru is back!
**[18:01] ---**
Looks like I owe you another big one, huh?
**[18:06] ---**
Listen, what will it take for
you to stop hanging around me?
**[18:12] ---**
If that's what you really
want me to do, I will.
**[18:16] ---**
But tell me, why is it that you
always push people away like this?
**[18:21] ---**
Something really did happen
a long time ago, huh?
**[18:25] ---**
How did you...?
**[18:26] ---**
Oh, Momiji was saying
how she thought as much.
**[18:30] ---**
She's got a big fat mouth.
**[18:33] ---**
Also, there's this.
**[18:35] ---**
What is it?
**[18:36] ---**
Momiji gave it to me.
**[18:37] ---**
She said that by using it,
I could learn the secrets of your heart.
**[18:43] ---**
Sakura, if you don't want
to talk about the past,
**[18:47] ---**
then you don't have to force
yourself to do so for me.
**[18:50] ---**
But it's also true that I want to help you.
**[18:54] ---**
Someday... Someday, when you
feel that you can trust me enough...
**[18:59] ---**
I... I can use that...
**[19:03] ---**
Huh? You mean it?
**[19:06] ---**
If you don't want to hear
it, that's fine, too.
**[19:07] ---**
O-Oh, no, I'll listen!
I want to know more about you.
**[19:15] ---**
Oh, so that's what you
were after from the start.
**[19:18] ---**
Rather than saying bad things about her,
**[19:20] ---**
you can have more fun
if you get close to her.
**[19:23] ---**
If you say "we're friends, right?"
she'll give you anything.
**[19:29] ---**
Good morning, Ichiko. You can have this back.
**[19:31] ---**
Yusuke said he was going to
buy me something even better.
**[19:35] ---**
Thanks for indulging me earlier--
**[19:36] ---**
I don't want it.
**[19:39] ---**
I'm... through with this.
**[19:42] ---**
What?
**[19:43] ---**
I said, I don't want this cheap toy anymore.
**[19:49] ---**
Don't go thinking I'm unfortunate, okay?
**[19:52] ---**
It's only natural that people are
jealous of those who are advantaged.
**[19:56] ---**
You have to have enough
strength to deflect that jealousy.
**[20:00] ---**
Is that why you don't try to make friends?
**[20:03] ---**
Friends?! That's just some word!
**[20:06] ---**
It's lame! Everyone out there is superficial!
**[20:10] ---**
Not a single person has ever
wanted to know what's on the inside!
**[20:12] ---**
Nothing good is going to come of
wishing happiness on those people!
**[20:16] ---**
That's why I've decided
to just think of myself!
**[20:20] ---**
The same is true of you.
Someday, you're certain to use me.
**[20:24] ---**
I wouldn't do something like that!
**[20:26] ---**
You can say whatever you want to.
**[20:30] ---**
Then why did you let me
know about your past?!
**[20:33] ---**
It's because you never want to
go through that again, isn't it?!
**[20:36] ---**
It's because you don't want me
**[20:37] ---**
becoming like that Kurumi girl, isn't it?!
**[20:40] ---**
Well...
**[20:41] ---**
I promise you that I will
never betray you like that.
**[20:45] ---**
No... you will.
**[20:47] ---**
No, I won't.
**[20:49] ---**
You will.
**[20:50] ---**
I won't.
**[20:51] ---**
You will.
**[20:51] ---**
I won't!
**[20:52] ---**
You will, I tell you!
**[20:54] ---**
I won't, I tell you!
**[20:55] ---**
You will, you will, you
will, you will, you will!
**[20:56] ---**
I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't, I won't!
**[20:58] ---**
--You will.
**[20:59] ---**
--I won't!
**[21:02] ---**
You will. I'm sure you will.
**[21:05] ---**
I won't. I won't do such a thing.
**[21:08] ---**
Please believe me.
**[21:15] ---**
Y-You really...
**[21:18] ---**
...won't?
**[21:21] ---**
No, I won't.
**[21:57] ---**
*Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite*
**[22:01] ---**
*ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru*
**[22:05] ---**
*Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara*
**[22:09] ---**
*shirankao shite misetsukeru*
**[22:13] ---**
*Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou*
**[22:20] ---**
*Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!*
**[22:28] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:31] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai*
**[22:36] ---**
*Doushite minuite kurenai no*
**[22:39] ---**
*Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you*
**[22:43] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:46] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin*
**[22:51] ---**
*Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai*
**[22:54] ---**
*Kawarazu kyou datte I
love you I love you baby!*
**[22:59] ---**
*Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de*
**[23:04] ---**
*koi boudou gouon!*
**[23:08] ---**
Let's go for some karaoke, Sakura!
**[23:10] ---**
Why me?
**[23:11] ---**
Wah! Let's go, let's go, let's go!
**[23:14] ---**
--Listen, Rindo, it's only
been one day. It's too soon.
**[23:14] ---**
--Ha ha ha, we'll sing our butts off!
**[23:17] ---**
"Chop chop"
**[23:17] ---**
Ah, don't be so formal!
I told you, you can call me Ranmaru!
**[23:22] ---**
Come on, get a move on!
**[23:23] ---**
It's more fun than counting
the weave of your tatami mats.
**[23:26] ---**
You keep quiet!
**[23:28] ---**
Say, Ranmaru...
**[23:30] ---**
...in that case, would you...
**[23:33] ---**
Would you call me by *my* name, too?
**[23:38] ---**
Let's go, Ichiko!
**[23:40] ---**
You're free to call me "Momiji," too.
**[23:42] ---**
You keep your mouth shut, poverty god!
**[23:46] ---**
"This week's" "Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:46] ---**
"Fast Forward ×3"
**[23:46] ---**
This week's
**[23:47] ---**
Why, you Nadeshiko!
**[23:47] ---**
Everyone, did you see my
whirlwind exploits again this week?
**[23:50] ---**
This week, I was here!
**[23:51] ---**
"A tennis showdown and a cook-off"
"Next time, it's a double-feature"
***SIGN*** "Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?!" "There's No Way That Happens after Just Two Minutes!!!!"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 9 - Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?! & There's No Way That Happens After Just Two Minutes!!!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:16] ---**
"Extraneous Round!"
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"Fight!"
**[00:18] ---**
Sound off!
**[00:20] ---**
--Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[00:20] ---**
--Oh! Oh! Oh!
**[00:24] ---**
Sound off!
**[00:25] ---**
--Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[00:25] ---**
--Oh! Oh! Oh!
**[00:29] ---**
Sound off!
**[00:31] ---**
--Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[00:31] ---**
--Oh! Oh! Oh!
**[00:35] ---**
Sound off!
**[00:36] ---**
--Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[00:36] ---**
--Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Sound off!
**[00:42] ---**
--Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[00:42] ---**
--Oh! Oh! Oh!
**[00:46] ---**
Sound off!
**[00:47] ---**
--Fight! Fight! Fight!
**[00:47] ---**
--Oh! Oh! Oh!
**[00:55] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[00:58] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:01] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[01:06] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:10] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:12] ---**
*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
**[01:19] ---**
*What was that happiness I spotted*
**[01:23] ---**
*from atop someone's rail?*
**[01:27] ---**
*Is this right?*
**[01:29] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
**[01:35] ---**
*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
**[01:40] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:42] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:45] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[01:48] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[01:53] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:57] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:59] ---**
*As you please*
**[02:04] ---**
*Happy about each and every thing,*
**[02:06] ---**
*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
**[02:09] ---**
*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
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*and bust it up*
**[02:21] ---**
Today is the day that I drill
into every fiber of your being...
**[02:27] ---**
...that a poverty god such as yourself...
**[02:29] ---**
...would be presumptuous
to even *begin* to defy me!
**[02:33] ---**
Hmph. Uh, little girl, um... that is...
**[02:39] ---**
Uh... Hey!
**[02:44] ---**
"Round 9!"
"Eh?! You Said, 'After All This'?!"
**[02:47] ---**
"Ten minutes earlier..."
**[02:49] ---**
Okay, since the usual teacher
**[02:51] ---**
who takes care of girls'
phys ed is out today,
**[02:55] ---**
today's class will be held
jointly with the boys. As such,
**[02:58] ---**
today we will be having
special mixed pairs tennis.
**[03:03] ---**
Doubles, huh?
**[03:05] ---**
Which means, I have to pick the boy
that I'm going to be paired with.
**[03:11] ---**
Go! You can at least call out to him!
**[03:15] ---**
S-Say, there...!
**[03:19] ---**
What?
**[03:21] ---**
W-Would you... Would you...
**[03:24] ---**
...l-like to pair up with me?
**[03:28] ---**
Sure.
**[03:30] ---**
That's it! Let 'er rip!
**[03:31] ---**
Oh, but I can't!
**[03:33] ---**
Here, put your hips into it more...
**[03:35] ---**
From these doubles,
will spring a lifetime of doubles!
**[03:40] ---**
Or that *may* happen, but
there's no way I can *say* that!
**[03:44] ---**
--Hyah! No way!
**[03:45] ---**
--W-What happened to Rindo?!
**[03:48] ---**
Miss Sakura!
**[03:50] ---**
Could I ask you to pair up with me?
**[03:53] ---**
Me, by all means!
**[03:54] ---**
No, me!
**[03:56] ---**
Just a moment, boys.
**[03:58] ---**
Commoners such as yourself
**[04:00] ---**
are unfit to pair with
the lovely and noble Miss Sakura.
**[04:04] ---**
Who are you?!
**[04:05] ---**
I am the Prince of the
Tennis Club, Adenokoji Shion!
**[04:10] ---**
A self-proclaimed prince.
**[04:11] ---**
Yeah, of the soft tennis club.
**[04:13] ---**
A similarly noble person like me
is better suited for Miss Sakura.
**[04:18] ---**
Would you pair with me?
**[04:21] ---**
Yeah, sure. Anyone is fine.
**[04:24] ---**
Huh? Did you just wipe your hand?
**[04:25] ---**
"Screaming"
**[04:28] ---**
This sucks, all right.
**[04:30] ---**
It's icky. Hey boys,
aren't you being overly rude?
**[04:34] ---**
Stop that.
**[04:36] ---**
The more thin-skinned you are,
the more stuck-up they get.
**[04:41] ---**
You can dispel your daily
resentment out there on the court!
**[04:45] ---**
M-Miss Binboda?
**[04:47] ---**
Poverty god?
What's the deal with the gorilla?
**[04:50] ---**
His name is Gorihara!
He's in the same tennis club as I am,
**[04:54] ---**
and has been my rival
ever since middle school.
**[04:57] ---**
Adenokoji the Technician
and Gorihara the Crusher.
**[05:00] ---**
Our rivalry is famous all over the country,
**[05:03] ---**
--and we've already had
several major shoot-outs...
**[05:03] ---**
--Well, none of that makes any difference.
**[05:05] ---**
--Huh? No way!
**[05:07] ---**
If you can beat that girl,
I'll give you a year's supply of bananas.
**[05:10] ---**
Bring it on!
**[05:12] ---**
If you're my opponent, poverty god,
I'm holding nothing back!
**[05:15] ---**
Today is the day that I drill
into every fiber of your being
**[05:18] ---**
that a poverty god such as yourself
**[05:20] ---**
would be presumptuous
to even *begin* to defy me!
**[05:23] ---**
Hmph. Uh, little girl, um... that is...
**[05:27] ---**
Uh... Hey!
**[05:28] ---**
They're both spoiling for this fight!
Good luck, both of you!
**[05:32] ---**
It won't be much fun to
play a regular game, right?
**[05:35] ---**
What do you say we make a wager?
That will get us fired up, right?
**[05:39] ---**
Fine with me!
**[05:40] ---**
If I win, will you finally
disappear from my sight for good?
**[05:44] ---**
Very well. In return, when you lose,
**[05:48] ---**
you will turn over your happiness
energy to me without a fuss.
**[05:53] ---**
Would you two like to make a bet, as well?
**[05:56] ---**
Sounds fun. All right, then...
**[05:58] ---**
He'll do anything! If he loses,
he'll shave his head bald!
**[06:03] ---**
The prince, that is.
**[06:04] ---**
Huh? You volunteered that kind of quick, huh?
**[06:05] ---**
You volunteered something that
terribly awful kind of quick, huh?
**[06:08] ---**
Don't sell short the
determination of a prince.
**[06:10] ---**
In that case, if we lose,
then Gorihara will put on...
**[06:13] ---**
...a "Live a Week in a Cage
With a She-Gorilla in Heat,
**[06:17] ---**
and See if He Can Preserve
His Chastity Tour!"
**[06:23] ---**
Therein lies a fight that we cannot lose!
**[06:29] ---**
I've only ever played a little bit of tennis,
**[06:32] ---**
but I've still got the poverty god beat.
**[06:34] ---**
Now I have to just keep
from returning the ball
**[06:36] ---**
to Bigfoot there as much as possible.
**[06:45] ---**
That gorilla is awesome!
**[06:46] ---**
Hey, you lousy gorilla!
**[06:48] ---**
How could you do that to Miss Sakura?!
**[06:49] ---**
You big jerk!
**[06:50] ---**
Knock it off! This is tennis, not a fight!
**[06:54] ---**
If you can't understand that,
then get off the court this minute!
**[06:58] ---**
Besides...
**[07:00] ---**
...shouldn't you be more
concerned about Miss Sakura
**[07:03] ---**
than you are about directing
your anger at Gorihara?
**[07:06] ---**
Prince...
**[07:08] ---**
You're right.
**[07:09] ---**
Any humiliation I suffer on the court
**[07:11] ---**
deserves to be paid back on the court!
**[07:13] ---**
Miss Sakura, you understood me!
**[07:16] ---**
Okay, here comes the next one!
**[07:26] ---**
Are you okay, Gorihara?
**[07:29] ---**
Hey...
**[07:32] ---**
Next time, you're gonna
get off with worse than this!
**[07:35] ---**
"Shudder"
**[07:37] ---**
Not bad at all, Ichiko!
**[07:38] ---**
"Self-suggestion"
**[07:39] ---**
Th-This is encouraging, isn't it?
**[07:42] ---**
Now it's my turn!
**[07:44] ---**
I may not have the power that Gorihara has,
**[07:46] ---**
but go ahead and keep up with
my ever-changing serve, if you can!
**[07:55] ---**
Oh, that spin is awesome!
**[07:59] ---**
Huh?
**[08:01] ---**
Gum-Gum...
**[08:02] ---**
Receive!
**[08:04] ---**
Hey, Judge, stretching
your arms is against the rules!
**[08:07] ---**
After *that*, you're focused on the *rules*?!
**[08:10] ---**
What is with these two?
**[08:12] ---**
From here on, with Gorihara
cowering before Ichiko,
**[08:16] ---**
and the prince being baffled
by Momiji's impossible moves,
**[08:19] ---**
this match has taken some
turns contrary to my expectations,
**[08:22] ---**
and now, it has reached the final set.
**[08:26] ---**
Binboda...
**[08:28] ---**
Honestly, your tricky
moves threw me at first,
**[08:31] ---**
but I'm gradually starting to get
used to how off-the-wall they are.
**[08:35] ---**
Hmph, after just that,
you think you know my moves?
**[08:39] ---**
Allow me to show you...
**[08:41] ---**
...the true essence of "tricky"!
**[08:42] ---**
Wha--?
**[08:43] ---**
What kind of moves are *those*?!
**[08:45] ---**
It looks like there are
many different Binbodas!
**[08:50] ---**
By moving that fast, she is able
to make afterimages of herself?
**[08:53] ---**
What kind of girl is Binboda?!
Wait, calm down, Adenokoji Shion!
**[08:58] ---**
Watch closely! They're just afterimages!
**[09:00] ---**
There's only one real ball!
**[09:02] ---**
The real one is right here!
**[09:06] ---**
"Correct answer: They're all real"
**[09:08] ---**
Afterimages... with mass?!
**[09:11] ---**
Yes.
**[09:12] ---**
Momiji isn't bad, herself.
**[09:14] ---**
Wait, those aren't afterimages,
those are clones! Huh?
**[09:18] ---**
Prince, are you okay?
**[09:20] ---**
I've had it. I have no idea
what anything is anymore.
**[09:25] ---**
Get a hold of yourself, prince!
**[09:28] ---**
Miss Sakura, you take it from here.
**[09:31] ---**
Seriously, just don't let them shave my head.
**[09:37] ---**
Prince!
**[09:39] ---**
Why, you poverty god!
**[09:41] ---**
Time out a second!
I'm going to go fetch my racket.
**[09:45] ---**
Thanks for waiting.
**[09:47] ---**
Wait, your racket? But that's...
**[09:51] ---**
That's your Somin Shorai, isn't it?
**[09:54] ---**
Here goes!
**[09:55] ---**
Here goes, huh?
**[09:57] ---**
What do you think will happen
if you use that in front of everyone?
**[10:01] ---**
Whoa! A sudden gust of wind!
**[10:03] ---**
Ow! I've got sand in my
eyes, and I can't see!
**[10:07] ---**
Happiness energy comes in handy, huh?
**[10:11] ---**
But you're going too far.
**[10:12] ---**
What is all this?!
**[10:15] ---**
Ichiko! Momiji!
**[10:17] ---**
This is a fight to avenge the prince!
**[10:19] ---**
I'm not dead!
**[10:22] ---**
Take this!
**[10:27] ---**
Aw, this is not really
my thing. But then again,
**[10:32] ---**
running away bugs me, too!
**[10:35] ---**
Who is still in there?!
**[10:37] ---**
Boobs, flat-chest, the
prince, and the gorilla!
**[10:39] ---**
That's nice and easy to understand.
**[10:41] ---**
At any rate, the rest of
you students, take shelter!
**[10:47] ---**
I can see something now!
**[10:50] ---**
W-What on earth is
going on inside that storm?!
**[10:59] ---**
This *is* tennis, right?!
**[11:12] ---**
Class is over already?
**[11:19] ---**
The class blew away?!
**[11:22] ---**
Since we can't use the courts
anymore, tennis is cancelled.
**[11:26] ---**
A tie is not going to cut it!
**[11:28] ---**
I don't think the game is going to
end without someone getting killed.
**[11:32] ---**
You guys sure are spunky, huh?
**[11:35] ---**
And so, with the match being
called, the game ends in a tie.
**[11:38] ---**
The prince and gorilla get
out of their penalty game...
**[11:41] ---**
We've got your favorite--*sakura mochi*!
**[11:43] ---**
"Translation: I'm scared of Sakura!!!"
**[11:45] ---**
We've got some *momiji manju
*from Hiroshima here!
**[11:48] ---**
I'm scared of Momiji!
**[11:50] ---**
They each developed their
own special case of gynophobia,
**[11:54] ---**
and all's well that ends well.
**[11:56] ---**
How so?!
**[12:03] ---**
"This week's"
**[12:03] ---**
This week's
**[12:04] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[12:04] ---**
Why, you don't even have
to look for Nadeshiko!
**[12:07] ---**
I've finally done it!
**[12:07] ---**
"Miss Nadeshiko's First
Lines in the Main Episode"
**[12:18] ---**
I see. If you're willing to go that far,
**[12:22] ---**
then all right. I will take responsibility.
**[12:27] ---**
I will leave everything from
here on up to your discretion.
**[12:30] ---**
Please, go now and ascertain
matters with your own eyes.
**[12:35] ---**
"Round 9.5!" "There's No Way
That Happens after Just Two Minutes!!!!"
**[12:38] ---**
All right! I've put this
off for a long time, now,
**[12:43] ---**
but today's the day I get this done!
**[12:46] ---**
Cooking for myself!
**[12:48] ---**
Suwano...
**[12:50] ---**
Miss Ichiko, do not always get
delivery and convenience-store food;
**[12:54] ---**
cook for yourself.
And don't forget to eat three meals--
**[12:57] ---**
morning, noon, and night, every day.
**[13:00] ---**
Relax. If I set my mind to it,
I can handle cooking.
**[13:05] ---**
Sure, I'm a beginner,
**[13:07] ---**
and I can't make food the way
you do right off the bat, Suwano,
**[13:11] ---**
--but I do know that if I can make
everyone else say how delicious
**[13:11] ---**
--Yum!
**[13:14] ---**
--the things I made are, I will be happy.
**[13:15] ---**
--Yum!
**[13:17] ---**
Gah! How come Tsuwabuki showed up?!
**[13:20] ---**
"Cooking Even a Monkey Can Do"
**[13:21] ---**
Mm-hmm, in any event, I'm doing this!
**[13:24] ---**
First... I should prepare
the rice ahead of time...
**[13:28] ---**
The enemy general's head. Get it?
**[13:31] ---**
Seriously darvish!
**[13:31] ---**
"Whooooooooa"
"Ker-smash!"
**[13:33] ---**
If I'd won that tennis match,
I could have driven her away...
**[13:37] ---**
The biggest mistake wasn't losing the game,
**[13:39] ---**
it was getting caught up in all the momentum.
**[13:42] ---**
Oh, well. Time to snap out of it,
and get cooking! Let's do this!
***SIGN*** "**Afterward, the staff enjoyed using up the ingredients"
***SIGN*** "Two Minutes Later" "Languish" "Moo"
**[13:53] ---**
"Dejection"
**[13:55] ---**
"Sniffle"
**[13:55] ---**
How could this happen?
And in just two minutes?
**[13:59] ---**
If she were here, I'm sure
she would make fun of me.
**[14:01] ---**
There's no way that happens
after just two minutes!
**[14:04] ---**
All right,
**[14:06] ---**
I give up.
**[14:08] ---**
Thank you for waiting! It's Pizza Cats!
**[14:12] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[14:13] ---**
Thank you!
**[14:15] ---**
♪ I'll start cooking
tomorrow. Pizza, pizza... ♪
**[14:19] ---**
♪ I'll start cooking-- ♪
**[14:20] ---**
This is yummy.
**[14:22] ---**
Don't go eating my supper without asking!
**[14:25] ---**
Who cares? You're not going to miss a little!
**[14:28] ---**
I haven't eaten anything since yesterday!
**[14:30] ---**
Besides... Besides, after
such terrible treatment...
**[14:35] ---**
There's no way that happens
after just two minutes!
**[14:37] ---**
Shut up!
**[14:39] ---**
You've got no room to talk!
Just give me back my pizza!
**[14:46] ---**
Gaah! There's freshly-baked
gooey cheese all over my face!
**[14:51] ---**
Whoa, are you okay?
**[14:55] ---**
This is yummy.
**[14:57] ---**
Get lost!
**[14:59] ---**
"Vermicelli Noodles"
**[15:01] ---**
I want some of Suwano's cooking.
**[15:13] ---**
I'd only heard stories, myself,
**[15:15] ---**
but you're really in a
knock-down drag-out, huh?
**[15:18] ---**
Long time no see, Momiji.
**[15:20] ---**
Huh? Is that you,
**[15:23] ---**
Kuroyuri?
**[15:26] ---**
What are you doing in the human realm?
**[15:28] ---**
I came to give you a hand.
**[15:30] ---**
Who, me?
**[15:31] ---**
Be grateful for our friendship.
**[15:33] ---**
I recommended myself to Big Sis Yamabuki.
**[15:37] ---**
I told her, "I can't leave my
dear friend hanging on her mission.
**[15:39] ---**
I'm the only one who can help her out."
**[15:43] ---**
Big Sis Yamabuki graciously agreed.
**[15:46] ---**
She said that by all means, we should
join forces and carry out the mission.
**[15:51] ---**
And so, I look forward to working with you.
**[15:56] ---**
I don't have the least bit of
interest in helping you, though.
**[15:59] ---**
As soon as I can swing it, I'll steal
this Sakura Ichiko girl's happiness energy,
**[16:03] ---**
and take *all* of the credit for it.
**[16:05] ---**
Once I do, Big Sis Yamabuki
will surely say...
**[16:08] ---**
That was fantastic, Kuroyuri.
**[16:11] ---**
Naw, just my normal thing.
**[16:16] ---**
Booger! You booger-woman!
**[16:22] ---**
Same old Kuroyuri!
**[16:28] ---**
Your strength is on the
decline, isn't it, Yuri-rin?
**[16:31] ---**
Don't call me Yuri-rin!
I'll kill you, you idiot!
**[16:33] ---**
Damn it, she's making a fool out of me!
**[16:35] ---**
How is it that despite usually
being shiftless and lazy,
**[16:37] ---**
she can be so unusually shrewd?
**[16:39] ---**
Not to mention she's one of
Big Sis Yamabuki's favorites.
**[16:41] ---**
I'll drag her down! I'll drag her down!
**[16:43] ---**
I see you're fostering rivalry for
no reason, as usual. What a pain.
**[16:48] ---**
But you know, I wasn't aware that
you were that concerned about me.
**[16:54] ---**
I'm grateful for your help.
**[16:55] ---**
Ha, not at all.
**[16:59] ---**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[17:01] ---**
All right, I did it!
**[17:03] ---**
"Sti-ink"
**[17:04] ---**
I can do it if I just try, huh?
**[17:07] ---**
Now, if I don't have
any interference from her...
**[17:10] ---**
Excuse me...
**[17:11] ---**
There you are, you jinx!
**[17:13] ---**
I'm a *poverty* god.
**[17:15] ---**
Huh?
**[17:17] ---**
Oh, my goodness...
Another poverty god, right over there...
**[17:21] ---**
This is Sakura Ichiko, huh?
**[17:24] ---**
Indeed, she looks like she hasn't
had any difficulty at all with you.
**[17:28] ---**
Who is this? A friend of yours?
**[17:32] ---**
Yes, a friend, I suppose you could call her.
**[17:34] ---**
And this...
**[17:36] ---**
...is what you might call an alliance!
**[17:39] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[17:42] ---**
"Squish"
**[17:43] ---**
Ee-yow!
**[17:45] ---**
Aw, it broke!
**[17:48] ---**
W-Why, you... Momiji!
**[17:57] ---**
I forgot that the trial cake that
I was making was still left in the oven.
**[18:01] ---**
To make a cake explode,
you must have some incredible talent.
**[18:05] ---**
Damn it! Goda!
**[18:08] ---**
The both of you want to
make a fool of me, do you?!
**[18:12] ---**
If that's how you want it,
who cares about the people around us?!
**[18:15] ---**
I'm going to burn you both down to ashes!
**[18:18] ---**
Poverty god item! The Lemme Go Grandpa!
**[18:21] ---**
When you call him "Pochi" he gets mad,
**[18:21] ---**
"Pochi"
**[18:23] ---**
and reduces everything within
a 1-kilometer radius to ashes.
**[18:29] ---**
Whoa! Pee-yew! What is that smell?!
**[18:36] ---**
You distracted me, and I burnt the stew!
**[18:38] ---**
"Gush gush"
**[18:38] ---**
That's way beyond the "burnt" level!
**[18:40] ---**
And don't be so quick to throw
that out! You should cherish food!
**[18:44] ---**
This is really bad.
**[18:45] ---**
"**Afterward, the staff tried to
enjoy these ingredients, but couldn't"
**[18:46] ---**
Even the dead down in hell would hate this.
**[18:48] ---**
What do you mean?
**[18:49] ---**
It's not like you can cook, either, can you?
**[18:52] ---**
What are you talking about? I'm...
**[18:55] ---**
I know...
**[18:57] ---**
How about you and I,
**[18:59] ---**
have a cook-off,
as a rematch for our tennis game?
**[19:03] ---**
With your happiness energy
at stake, of course.
**[19:06] ---**
F-F-Fine...! And if I win,
**[19:08] ---**
you'll have to leave
the human realm for real this time!
**[19:11] ---**
Huh? Hey, you two...
**[19:14] ---**
Do you mean it?
I was half-joking when I said it,
**[19:17] ---**
but where is this unfounded
confidence in yourself coming from?
**[19:19] ---**
I've got what it takes when it's game time.
**[19:22] ---**
-- "Game time" just consists
of the day-to-day buildup.
**[19:22] ---**
--Hey, you guys...!
**[19:25] ---**
You haven't built up *anything*, have you?!
**[19:26] ---**
--Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!
**[19:26] ---**
--Don't ignore me.
**[19:28] ---**
You there!
**[19:30] ---**
You'll be the judge.
**[19:32] ---**
Huh? Why me?
**[19:34] ---**
Tell us what your favorite food is, Kuroyuri.
**[19:37] ---**
We'll settle this by seeing who
can make a dish more to your liking.
**[19:41] ---**
Huh? O-Okay... Meat and potato stew?
**[19:45] ---**
"Meat and Potatoes!"
**[19:47] ---**
"Judge"
**[19:49] ---**
Why me?
**[19:52] ---**
Your hatred of losing is
working against you, Ichiko.
**[19:55] ---**
I don't care how much
happiness energy you have,
**[19:57] ---**
it's not going to make you
a skilled cook overnight.
**[20:00] ---**
But cooking is *my* specialty!
**[20:05] ---**
This contest is all mine.
**[20:08] ---**
All done! This will teach you a lesson!
**[20:16] ---**
Huh? Meat and potato stew...?
**[20:18] ---**
All done!
**[20:22] ---**
What is this?
**[20:23] ---**
Anyone can see that
it's meat and potato stew.
**[20:25] ---**
Anyone can see that it's
black charcoal, can't they?
**[20:28] ---**
You know, if you adjust the angle right,
it looks like a human face.
**[20:32] ---**
Quit your yapping and judge it!
**[20:34] ---**
Judge it? For one thing,
it's not even meat and potatoes.
**[20:38] ---**
For another, it's definitely not even food.
**[20:40] ---**
Listen, you!
**[20:42] ---**
When judging food and people,
it's not what you see that counts!
**[20:45] ---**
It's what's inside!
**[20:46] ---**
In other words, you're a failure
as a human being, huh?
**[20:50] ---**
Even so, this is...
**[20:52] ---**
What choice is there? I'll judge it,
**[20:55] ---**
and say that she's lost.
**[21:35] ---**
The taste was so bad,
she was called back to heaven.
**[21:38] ---**
That was rude of her.
**[21:40] ---**
But then, what do we
do about the contest now?
**[21:43] ---**
It's your responsibility; eat it.
**[21:45] ---**
No. I'm not ready to die yet.
**[21:48] ---**
Listen, you...
**[21:50] ---**
All right, would you please
give me a detailed report
**[21:54] ---**
on Momiji's current status in
the human realm and your analysis?
**[21:59] ---**
Taking out Sakura Ichiko
is more than I can handle!
**[22:03] ---**
I think Momiji is doing quite well!
**[22:06] ---**
You've been traumatized by her?!
**[22:10] ---**
I'll get back to cooking tomorrow.
**[22:11] ---**
This is yummy.
**[22:33] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[22:37] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[22:41] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[22:45] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[22:49] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[22:56] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[23:04] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:07] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[23:12] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[23:16] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[23:19] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[23:23] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[23:27] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[23:30] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[23:35] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[23:41] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[23:44] ---**
"This week's"
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:44] ---**
I still haven't been able to stop laughing!
**[23:46] ---**
"Miss Nadeshiko's First
Lines in the Main Episode"
**[23:51] ---**
"Next time: 'It's Like Secretly
Mixing Pumpkin into a Stew..."
**[23:56] ---**
"...in Order to Feed It to a Child
Who Hates Pumpkin' (Long...)"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time on Good Luck Girl!"
"Ibuki Shit"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 10 - It's Like Secretly Mixing Pumpkin Into a Stew in Order to Feed It to a Child Who Hates Pumpkin
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:39] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[00:42] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[00:45] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[00:50] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[00:54] ---**
*Mou good-bye! bad day!*
**[00:56] ---**
*Omou mama ni kowashite yuke*
**[01:02] ---**
*Dareka no reeru no ue kara*
**[01:07] ---**
*nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?*
**[01:11] ---**
*Kore de ii no?*
**[01:13] ---**
*Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi*
**[01:19] ---**
*Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?*
**[01:24] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:26] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:29] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[01:32] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[01:37] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:41] ---**
*Mou good-bye! Bad day!*
**[01:43] ---**
*Omou mama ni*
**[01:48] ---**
*Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte*
**[01:50] ---**
*mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?*
**[01:53] ---**
*Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo*
**[01:58] ---**
*kowashite yuke*
**[02:06] ---**
"Science Room"
**[02:06] ---**
Okay, that's all for class today.
**[02:09] ---**
Everyone, be sure to put your
equipment away before you leave.
**[02:12] ---**
Ichiko!
**[02:14] ---**
Let's go home together!
**[02:16] ---**
Hey, Kobayashi!
**[02:17] ---**
Do not make ramen with the alcohol lamps!
**[02:20] ---**
Go do that someplace else!
**[02:22] ---**
Oh, hey, wanna get some ramen on the way?
**[02:26] ---**
Sorry, but I need to get
home in a hurry today.
**[02:30] ---**
Huh? What, again? You've been
like this a lot lately. It's kinda cold.
**[02:36] ---**
Well, you want to come over?
***SIGN*** "Round 10!" "It's Like Secretly Mixing Pumpkin into a Stew in Order to Feed It to a Child Who Hates Pumpkin"
**[02:46] ---**
What have we here?!
**[02:49] ---**
This little critter is out of this world!
**[02:52] ---**
Isn't she cute?
**[02:54] ---**
I can't take it! She's beyond cute!
**[02:56] ---**
--Her name is Tama.
**[02:56] ---**
--Just look at those eyes!
**[02:59] ---**
What an unoriginal name.
**[03:00] ---**
It happened about a week ago.
**[03:04] ---**
She had been abandoned,
out in the rain, in front of the apartments.
**[03:09] ---**
It was a terrible sight.
She was shivering from the cold.
**[03:13] ---**
But lately, she's been getting
a lot more lively, you know?
**[03:17] ---**
How did you get to be so adorable?!
**[03:20] ---**
Do you hear yourself?
You're destroying your character.
**[03:23] ---**
I never knew you were so animal-minded.
**[03:26] ---**
Must be nice to be rich.
You can keep both a dog *and* a cat.
**[03:31] ---**
Hey, see here, Momo'o!
**[03:34] ---**
Damn it, *I'm* the mascot
character of this show!
**[03:38] ---**
I am *not* going to let you
take that away from me!
**[03:39] ---**
--I haven't even appeared in a while!
**[03:40] ---**
--He spoke!
**[03:41] ---**
Cut it out! It's disgraceful!
**[03:43] ---**
Besides, Big Sister Ichiko,
**[03:45] ---**
you weren't that gentle
when it was me, were you?!
**[03:48] ---**
Kindly leave me out of this!
**[03:50] ---**
It's gross how you're always so
friendly to everyone, you mongrel!
**[03:53] ---**
Hey, that's going too far.
**[03:56] ---**
You are absolutely right, Big Sister Ichiko.
**[03:58] ---**
Please, continue to tell
me what an ugly cur I am.
**[04:01] ---**
"Shock"
**[04:02] ---**
He transformed!
**[04:03] ---**
Hey! You guys are being too loud!
**[04:06] ---**
Would you at least keep it
down while others are eating?!
**[04:11] ---**
It seems--Ranmaru, was it?
**[04:15] ---**
--that you have been standing out more,
and shaving time from our appearances.
**[04:20] ---**
Didn't you know that to become
a regular girl character on this show,
**[04:22] ---**
"Rumble rumble"
**[04:23] ---**
you first needed to have my permission?!
**[04:25] ---**
Is that true?!
**[04:26] ---**
Of course not!
**[04:29] ---**
A flat chest!
**[04:29] ---**
"Looks firm"
**[04:30] ---**
Biceps!
**[04:30] ---**
"Rugged"
**[04:31] ---**
And abs!
**[04:31] ---**
"Ripped"
**[04:34] ---**
"Sigh"
**[04:34] ---**
It's hopeless.
**[04:36] ---**
Change--
**[04:38] ---**
What a rude monk!
**[04:41] ---**
--Where's the harm?!
**[04:41] ---**
--What are you even sizing me up for, monk?!
**[04:43] ---**
--I haven't shown up in a
while, so cut me some slack!
**[04:45] ---**
Kill him! Kill him!
**[04:47] ---**
Go do that outside, all of you!
**[04:52] ---**
By the way, the biggest
noisemaker isn't around, huh?
**[04:55] ---**
Seems like she'd be the first one to pile on.
**[05:00] ---**
Okay, see you tomorrow.
**[05:03] ---**
U-Uh, listen, Ranmaru...
**[05:05] ---**
Hmm? What?
**[05:06] ---**
Um...
**[05:07] ---**
If you keep on absorbing
the happiness energy of others,
**[05:10] ---**
unconsciously though it may be,
**[05:13] ---**
you're going to make those around
you who are dear to you unhappy, too.
**[05:18] ---**
Sorry, it's nothing after all.
**[05:20] ---**
You're being weird. See you.
**[05:29] ---**
What am I so spooked about?
Obviously, it's best that I tell her soon.
**[05:36] ---**
Sorry, Tama. I need to go to the restroom.
**[05:49] ---**
W-Whose *is* that?!
**[05:50] ---**
Sakura Ichiko, I presume?
**[05:52] ---**
It talks!
**[05:53] ---**
I apologize for startling you.
**[05:55] ---**
The poop is standing up!
**[05:57] ---**
Poop? How rude.
**[06:01] ---**
I am Ibuki, the bathroom god.
Pleasure to meet you.
**[06:05] ---**
Er, what's with the nose plugs?
**[06:08] ---**
Ahh... Is it the smell?
Do I really smell that bad?
**[06:12] ---**
You're not just thinking that
because of my color and shape?
**[06:15] ---**
I knew this would happen.
It's okay. After all, I *am*...
**[06:19] ---**
I'm sorry, you're right.
It's wrong to judge by appearances, huh?
**[06:24] ---**
You say that, but you left
the nose plugs in, didn't you?!
**[06:28] ---**
I've had enough. I'm going to die.
Yeah, that's for the best!
**[06:31] ---**
Well, what do you want?
**[06:32] ---**
If you're a god, don't tell me
you're with the poverty god, too!
**[06:35] ---**
Poverty god? No, I don't know
what you're talking about.
**[06:39] ---**
You don't?
**[06:40] ---**
Never mind that, please listen to me.
**[06:41] ---**
"Great fortune" "Regular fortune"
**[06:43] ---**
As it happens, there is what
is called happiness energy
**[06:45] ---**
and unhappiness energy in the world.
**[06:48] ---**
You possess far more happiness
energy than other people--
**[06:52] ---**
Stop! Stop!
**[06:54] ---**
I get the gist of what it
is you're trying to say.
**[06:58] ---**
You do? Really?
Good, that will speed things up...
**[07:02] ---**
What are you doing?
**[07:07] ---**
W-Wait, what did you do that for?!
**[07:10] ---**
Sorry, but we have enough gods here for now.
**[07:13] ---**
How could you do this?! Listen to me!
**[07:15] ---**
You possess an unbelievable quality
**[07:17] ---**
that sucks out the happiness
from others! If something isn't done,
**[07:21] ---**
you're going to bring unhappiness
to the people around you!
**[07:24] ---**
Aw, I'm sick of this. What am I, after all?
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah, all the more reason... to die.
**[07:42] ---**
He said the same things the poverty god said.
**[07:45] ---**
Listen to me.
**[07:46] ---**
"Squoosh"
**[07:46] ---**
The total amount of energy is fixed.
**[07:49] ---**
It's proportional to the number of people.
**[07:51] ---**
If you keep on absorbing
the happiness energy of others,
**[07:53] ---**
unconsciously though it may be,
**[07:55] ---**
you're going to make those around
you who are dear to you unhappy, too.
**[07:58] ---**
Shut up, will you? Over and over again...
**[08:02] ---**
I get it, already.
**[08:07] ---**
I'm home! Tama!
**[08:10] ---**
Tama?
**[08:15] ---**
Now what? I'm sure it's *her*...
**[08:20] ---**
"Udder-girl, I have your
cat. If you want it back,
**[08:22] ---**
get yourself over to Gym ♪2
at the school! I mean it!
**[08:26] ---**
--Beauty Princess Momiji."
**[08:29] ---**
Why, that...!
**[08:34] ---**
Hey, Misa,
**[08:36] ---**
just how much ramen are you hungry for?
**[08:40] ---**
Whoa, sounds like someone's here!
**[08:42] ---**
Are you serious?!
**[08:46] ---**
Come on, Misa, hurry up!
Look, I'll buy you an *onigiri*!
**[08:55] ---**
Well, well, what's happened
to you? You look pale.
**[08:59] ---**
Did you have something
important stolen, or something?
**[09:02] ---**
Give Tama back to me!
**[09:04] ---**
And who are you calling "udder-girl"?!
**[09:07] ---**
Good, good. You still have
some human heart left.
**[09:11] ---**
I'm glad you took in this cat
out of the rain that evening.
**[09:16] ---**
This cat, which I left
outside your apartment.
**[09:22] ---**
Huh? *You* did?
**[09:24] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:26] ---**
Long, drawn-out fights are not my cup of tea.
**[09:29] ---**
I don't have the patience.
**[09:30] ---**
But as a result of spending all this time,
**[09:32] ---**
it got you riled up enough to come
and get her after I took her away.
**[09:37] ---**
I don't care how dumb you are, you
understand it after going through it twice--
**[09:41] ---**
what it's like to lose something dear to you.
**[09:45] ---**
Although, if you hadn't
shown concern over the cat,
**[09:48] ---**
I was planning to take Ranmaru hostage.
**[09:51] ---**
But then, taking *her
*hostage would be a hard job.
**[09:55] ---**
Why, you...!
**[09:57] ---**
I've reaffirmed it!
**[09:59] ---**
It looks like I really will have
to deal with you once and for all!
**[10:04] ---**
I'm going to kick your ass,
and take Tama back from you!
**[10:07] ---**
Go!
**[10:08] ---**
My, my...
**[10:11] ---**
You... lose!
**[10:19] ---**
There, all done.
**[10:22] ---**
Dayson--the one energy
suction unit that doesn't quit.
**[10:26] ---**
"Heavy Loss"
**[10:27] ---**
This thing cost me a bundle.
**[10:29] ---**
W-What are you doing?!
**[10:35] ---**
At last... At last, it looks like
I'll complete one of my missions.
**[10:41] ---**
I'll be back before too long,
so brace yourself until I return.
**[10:45] ---**
Next time, I'm going to put a stop to
your power to absorb happiness energy.
**[10:51] ---**
Poverty god!
**[10:56] ---**
Tama!
**[10:58] ---**
Hang on, I'll be right there.
**[11:05] ---**
Damn her... Brace myself
until she returns, huh?
**[11:08] ---**
Just watch. I'll get it back, no matter what.
**[11:12] ---**
I am not about to let her do as she pleases.
**[11:17] ---**
W-What's all this?!
**[11:19] ---**
Tama!
**[11:22] ---**
Stay with me! Stay with me!
I have to get you out of here!
**[11:34] ---**
Extraneous Round! Part 1!
**[11:45] ---**
All of that, in just one second.
**[11:48] ---**
Extraneous Round! Part 2!
**[11:52] ---**
Ah! She's in my home again without asking!
**[11:55] ---**
Today is the day...!
**[11:57] ---**
N-No, wait, wait...
Really, just let it go today...
**[12:01] ---**
It's... the second day... of my period...
**[12:04] ---**
I thought you said yours were light.
And what are we working blue for?
**[12:08] ---**
I'm low on blood...!
**[12:19] ---**
Whoa, look!
**[12:20] ---**
The gymnasium!
**[12:25] ---**
Wait, oh, no! That's overdoing it!
**[12:28] ---**
I'm not allowed to kill her!
**[12:36] ---**
What am I supposed to do?
All the ways out are completely blocked.
**[12:43] ---**
Happiness is surely something
that you share with others, you know?
**[12:49] ---**
Tama, I'm so sorry.
**[12:52] ---**
When it was Suwano,
and Tsuwabuki, and Ranmaru,
**[12:55] ---**
I was able to share my happiness energy
with them, but this time, I can't.
**[13:00] ---**
Without any gear, there's nothing I can do.
**[13:03] ---**
I can't do anything for
you. It's because of me...
**[13:07] ---**
I'm so sorry, Tama... I'm so sorry...
**[13:10] ---**
It looks like you finally understand.
**[13:13] ---**
Or, at least, you're beginning to understand.
**[13:16] ---**
--You're that poop god.
**[13:18] ---**
--*Bathroom* god.
**[13:19] ---**
Yeah, and you're kind of on fire.
**[13:22] ---**
Yes. This is what true
"not-give-a-flaming-crap" desperation is.
**[13:28] ---**
You could laugh at that, couldn't you?
**[13:30] ---**
You could give it a condescending chuckle.
**[13:32] ---**
I was a fool for trying to
lighten the mood even a little bit.
**[13:35] ---**
Sorry, I just don't have
the heart to retort right now.
**[13:38] ---**
Wait, don't tell me you came to save me.
**[13:42] ---**
No, I have no duty to help
anyone as selfish as yourself.
**[13:47] ---**
The one I'm here to save is that kitten.
**[13:51] ---**
Tama?
**[13:51] ---**
Yes. You didn't pay any attention
at all to what I was telling you.
**[13:57] ---**
Bathroom gods are the guardian deities
of childbearing and child-rearing.
**[14:00] ---**
Our role is to help with the
development of small, newly-born lives.
**[14:05] ---**
In other words, I'm here to
rescue that kitten out of your hands.
**[14:11] ---**
The energy that newly-born
kitten has is already slight as it is,
**[14:15] ---**
and as a result of you absorbing
it away, there is very little left.
**[14:18] ---**
You knew about this, right?
That eventually, this would happen?
**[14:22] ---**
Every last person who has
ever gotten too close to you
**[14:25] ---**
has ended up in unfortunate circumstances.
**[14:28] ---**
But I've helped save each one of them!
**[14:31] ---**
You mean, it's all your
own little production, right?
**[14:34] ---**
Playing hero must have
been quite enjoyable for you.
**[14:37] ---**
You've done that enough, now, haven't you?
**[14:39] ---**
You see, people live desperately
to preserve what little happiness they have.
**[14:44] ---**
I don't think you have any
right to take that from them.
**[14:49] ---**
I...
**[14:50] ---**
Oh, whoops.
**[14:51] ---**
If I dawdle around too
much, Tama really will die.
**[14:54] ---**
God of fortune item!
The Fusuke-blown Blowdart of Fortune!
**[14:58] ---**
Where did you just pull that out of?
**[15:00] ---**
I'll take Tama now.
**[15:02] ---**
What are you going to do?
**[15:03] ---**
I'm going to save Tama.
**[15:05] ---**
This doesn't work in a roundabout way,
like the poverty god's syringe;
**[15:09] ---**
with this item, I can impart my
own happiness energy with one blow.
**[15:14] ---**
Hmm? What did you just say?
**[15:16] ---**
I thought you told me you
didn't know about poverty gods.
**[15:22] ---**
What have you done?!
**[15:23] ---**
I blew too hard, and imparted more
happiness energy than I needed to!
**[15:27] ---**
What happens if you oversupply her?!
**[15:29] ---**
She becomes a god.
**[15:30] ---**
Huh?!
**[15:41] ---**
W-What is that?
**[15:42] ---**
A beckoning cat.
**[15:44] ---**
It looks like she's beckoning.
**[15:45] ---**
Well, she *is* a beckoning cat.
**[15:47] ---**
A beckoning cat leads its master
to good fortune in times of peril.
**[15:51] ---**
*I* am not going to save you.
**[15:54] ---**
However, I will not stop her
from trying to save you, either.
**[16:00] ---**
Tama...
**[16:08] ---**
But Tama, if we go that
way, we can't get down.
**[16:13] ---**
You're going to jump out the window?
**[16:17] ---**
I'm not sure why...
**[16:20] ---**
...but I trust you, Tama!
**[16:33] ---**
Ah, I've been saved!
**[16:35] ---**
Wait, what were *you* doing there?
**[16:39] ---**
Don't tell me you were coming to help...
**[16:41] ---**
No, no way...
**[16:45] ---**
"Happiness"
**[16:49] ---**
All right, it's coming back!
**[16:51] ---**
Come to me, Shorin Shorai!
**[16:58] ---**
Huh? It's not coming...
**[17:00] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?!
**[17:06] ---**
Geez, what are you coming from there for?!
**[17:13] ---**
Ah! The gymnasium!
**[17:15] ---**
Not to mention the old classroom building.
What's with this school?
**[17:21] ---**
What is that?!
**[17:22] ---**
Groundwater?!
**[17:23] ---**
Whoa, it's hot!
**[17:25] ---**
What is this?!
**[17:26] ---**
A hot spring?
**[17:27] ---**
It's a hot spring!
**[17:30] ---**
Whoo, hot! Whoo, hot!
**[17:32] ---**
Sakura Ichiko...
**[17:35] ---**
There is something I'd like to give you.
**[17:45] ---**
Aww, I'm back in the red again.
**[17:48] ---**
You put your life on the line.
**[17:51] ---**
For someone whose first
words are usually "what a pain,"
**[17:54] ---**
you've changed quite a bit
since coming to the human realm.
**[17:57] ---**
I have? Never mind me, did you
give that you-know-what to her?
**[18:02] ---**
Yeah.
**[18:03] ---**
And she hasn't found out that
you and I know each other, right?
**[18:07] ---**
I-I think we're safe.
**[18:09] ---**
This latest mission was like
secretly mixing pumpkin
**[18:14] ---**
into a stew in order to feed it
to a child who hates pumpkin.
**[18:18] ---**
If she knew I'd put you up to this,
it would all be for nothing.
**[18:21] ---**
I know. Making Sakura Ichiko realize
what it means for something to be precious--
**[18:26] ---**
that's what your goal was, right?
**[18:35] ---**
There is something I'd like to give you.
**[18:38] ---**
It's called a "keystone."
**[18:41] ---**
As long as you keep it on
your person, from here on,
**[18:44] ---**
you will never again absorb
happiness energy from anyone else.
**[18:49] ---**
By now you must know...
**[18:51] ---**
...the terror that comes from
losing something precious,
**[18:54] ---**
and the joy of being together.
**[19:02] ---**
What? Are you hungry?
**[19:04] ---**
Just a minute, okay?
**[19:08] ---**
Then again, I wonder...
**[19:10] ---**
About what?
**[19:11] ---**
Even without going to the trouble
of bringing me in for this one,
**[19:15] ---**
I wonder if she would have
just done as you asked, Momiji.
**[19:23] ---**
Would you mind... not being so ridiculous?
**[19:46] ---**
*Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite*
**[19:50] ---**
*ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru*
**[19:54] ---**
*Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara*
**[19:58] ---**
*shirankao shite misetsukeru*
**[20:02] ---**
*Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou*
**[20:10] ---**
*Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!*
**[20:17] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[20:20] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai*
**[20:25] ---**
*Doushite minuite kurenai no*
**[20:29] ---**
*Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you*
**[20:32] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[20:36] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin*
**[20:40] ---**
*Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai*
**[20:43] ---**
*Kawarazu kyou datte I
love you I love you baby!*
**[20:48] ---**
*Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de*
**[20:54] ---**
*koi boudou gouon!*
**[20:57] ---**
Extraneous Round! Part 3!
**[21:00] ---**
How can you do this to me,
you poverty god?! Untie me from this!
**[21:06] ---**
Go ahead and talk tough, while you still can.
**[21:09] ---**
You'll be on your knees before
the new poverty god item soon enough!
**[21:13] ---**
"Swapping" "Swathe"
**[21:14] ---**
Poverty god item! Swapping swathe!
**[21:18] ---**
By using this, I am able to
switch our minds with our bodies!
**[21:22] ---**
I'm going to have you
swap places with me now!
**[21:28] ---**
Change!
**[21:32] ---**
Oh, no! My chest is so flat!
**[21:35] ---**
W-What are you going to do with my body?!
**[21:39] ---**
It goes without saying.
**[21:40] ---**
"Dine-and-dash!!"
**[21:41] ---**
I'm going to commit as
much mischief as I can as you,
**[21:42] ---**
"Graffiti!"
**[21:43] ---**
and sink your reputation
as low as it will go.
**[21:44] ---**
"Trampling flower beds!!"
**[21:46] ---**
Y-You can't do that!
**[21:47] ---**
But, before I do...
**[21:49] ---**
These are amazing!
**[21:51] ---**
Look how they sit!
Look how they come together!
**[21:53] ---**
"Squeal"
**[21:53] ---**
First, I'm going to go enjoy having
the huge breasts I always wanted!
**[21:56] ---**
Wait, you god of flat-chestedness!
**[21:59] ---**
I'm no longer an ironing board!
Now *these* are breasts!
**[22:03] ---**
"One minute later"
**[22:06] ---**
I'm back.
**[22:07] ---**
That was fast! What? What's wrong?
**[22:09] ---**
Oh, what can I tell you?
**[22:11] ---**
Just from walking, they bounce
around so much it hurts.
**[22:15] ---**
And it's absolutely crazy when I run.
**[22:17] ---**
I can't see my feet, so I think
I'm going to trip down the steps.
**[22:20] ---**
It even takes more work
to balance just standing up.
**[22:22] ---**
Not to mention my shoulders are stiff.
What am I, carrying a Myling?
**[22:27] ---**
You do toil, in your own way, don't you?
**[22:30] ---**
In your own way, you disgust me!
**[22:31] ---**
"Wrap wrap"
**[22:32] ---**
As long as we're at it,
care to switch with me, Bobby?
**[22:35] ---**
If you please!
**[22:36] ---**
Oh, stop! Anything but that!
**[22:40] ---**
Extraneous Round! Part 4!
**[22:43] ---**
"Being chewed out"
**[22:43] ---**
For crying out loud. To call not just Momo'o,
**[22:45] ---**
but Ibuki to the human realm...
**[22:48] ---**
Despite making progress with the mission,
what if something unexpected had come up?
**[22:51] ---**
Uh-huh, I'm sorry.
**[22:53] ---**
Come to think of it,
**[22:54] ---**
I sent off a present addressed
to you, Big Sister Yamabuki.
**[22:58] ---**
A present?
**[23:01] ---**
W-Well, Momiji, you appear to be doing well.
**[23:05] ---**
If you would just keep up the good work...
**[23:06] ---**
"That's a buyoff"
**[23:06] ---**
"Fan of Visual Bands"
**[23:10] ---**
Extraneous Round! Part 5!
**[23:16] ---**
Uh, do these two get along, or don't they?
**[23:20] ---**
They do, don't they?
**[23:21] ---**
Hey, I've got an idea!
**[23:24] ---**
Tit-chiko and Momiji, how about
we mash you up to be "Chichi-Momi"?
**[23:25] ---**
"Momiji" "Chichiko"
**[23:25] ---**
"Chichi-Momi" [breast fondling]
**[23:30] ---**
"Slap" "Smack" "Bop"
**[23:32] ---**
So they *do* get along.
**[23:36] ---**
This week's
**[23:36] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:37] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:38] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:39] ---**
Did you all see my aromatic
exploits this week, too?
**[23:43] ---**
This week, I was *here*!
**[23:45] ---**
Huh? Eep!
**[23:47] ---**
Don't go concocting fakes, you stupid staff!
**[23:50] ---**
I can't stand poop!
**[23:51] ---**
"What is late-night anime for?"
"Here at last is the bathhouse episode"
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: '...Who Are You?!'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: 'Awash in makeup'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 11 - ...Who Are You?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:16] ---**
"Extraneous Round! Part Breasts"
**[00:20] ---**
Is there any salvation in this life?
**[00:24] ---**
Whoa, the monk is reading a newspaper!
**[00:27] ---**
It's probably some sports rag
full of pervy articles, isn't it?
**[00:31] ---**
Is there indeed any
salvation in this life...? Huh?
**[00:38] ---**
"B-o-o-bs"
**[00:41] ---**
"Phew"
**[00:41] ---**
There it is!
**[00:43] ---**
And so, Momo'o, today,
as befits a late-night anime,
**[00:47] ---**
we present the long-awaited
fan-service episode!
**[00:49] ---**
The "S" in "service" is
also the "S" in "S&M"!
**[00:52] ---**
Mm-hmm, outstanding!
Now, let's open episode 11,
**[00:54] ---**
at long last, the fan-service episode,
with a resounding song!
**[00:58] ---**
Yeah!
**[00:59] ---**
"Ode to the Fan-service Episode"
**[01:06] ---**
♪ Rising over the female form ♪
**[01:11] ---**
♪ tower twin peaks ♪
**[01:16] ---**
♪ pinnacles of hope ♪
**[01:21] ---**
♪ in rosy pink ♪
**[01:25] ---**
♪ I love (I love) ♪
**[01:28] ---**
♪ boobies (boobies) ♪
**[01:30] ---**
♪ ginormous (ginormous) ♪
**[01:33] ---**
♪ hooters (hooters) ♪
**[01:35] ---**
♪ Ah-ah, boobies! ♪
**[01:40] ---**
♪ Boobies, ah-ah! ♪
**[01:46] ---**
And with that, let's get started!
**[01:55] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:58] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[02:01] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[02:06] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[02:10] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[02:12] ---**
*Go ahead and bust it up as you please*
**[02:19] ---**
*What was that happiness I spotted*
**[02:23] ---**
*from atop someone's rail?*
**[02:27] ---**
*Is this right?*
**[02:29] ---**
*I'm sick of hearing about
love, and passion, and dreams*
**[02:35] ---**
*I'm bored; where shall I go?*
**[02:40] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[02:42] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[02:45] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[02:48] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[02:53] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[02:57] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[02:59] ---**
*As you please*
**[03:04] ---**
*Happy about each and every thing,*
**[03:06] ---**
*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
**[03:09] ---**
*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
**[03:14] ---**
*and bust it up*
**[03:20] ---**
"Line in use"
**[03:21] ---**
It has been two months already
since you went to Sakura Ichiko.
**[03:25] ---**
You yourself must be
acutely aware of the fact
**[03:28] ---**
that the outcome has thus
far been unfavorable.
**[03:31] ---**
Yes, ma'am.
**[03:32] ---**
However, we are professionals.
**[03:34] ---**
We cannot go on forever
indulging in optimistic ideals.
**[03:36] ---**
You will seek only to come up
with some results quickly. Understood?
**[03:41] ---**
Oh, yeah!
**[03:43] ---**
Excuse me?
**[03:44] ---**
I caught a rare monster!
**[03:51] ---**
Y-Yikes, Big Sister Yamabuki means business!
**[03:54] ---**
All right! I will do it!
I will do it at once!
**[03:57] ---**
If you are unable to do so,
while I am reluctant to do this,
**[04:00] ---**
I must judge you to be
incompetent for the task,
**[04:03] ---**
bring you back from there, and punish you.
**[04:07] ---**
Are we clear?
**[04:12] ---**
"Round 11!" "...Who Are You?!"
**[04:18] ---**
Ugh, it's so hot. What's the deal here?
**[04:25] ---**
I've gotta hop in the shower
and wash this sweat off ASAP.
**[04:33] ---**
Tama, what's the matter?
**[04:35] ---**
Ah, so you are a well-known river lord, then?
**[04:38] ---**
The poverty god!
**[04:40] ---**
In the bathroom?
**[04:41] ---**
I see, the humans did...?
Those guys have no manners!
**[04:45] ---**
Well then, I will give all that
I can to service your needs today.
**[04:50] ---**
Huh? I don't have to use my breasts?
Oh, sir, you rascal...!
**[04:55] ---**
How is the water temperature?
**[05:00] ---**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[05:03] ---**
Part time work as a soa[beep] girl.
**[05:05] ---**
My repeated failures and loss
of items has left my purse empty,
**[05:09] ---**
and the only thing I have left to sell is...
**[05:12] ---**
...my one-and-only body!
**[05:16] ---**
--I mean, why are you doing this in my home?!
**[05:16] ---**
--All because of you-know-who...
**[05:18] ---**
And what is that thing?!
**[05:20] ---**
"Blush"
**[05:21] ---**
I'll take her.
**[05:23] ---**
Huh? You want this girl?
**[05:25] ---**
The Kusare god has requested you, Ichi!
**[05:27] ---**
Be extra sure that he
is properly attended to.
**[05:29] ---**
Huh?!
**[05:30] ---**
Also, he says you don't
need to use your breasts.
**[05:33] ---**
Yes, you may.
**[05:35] ---**
What? What do you mean,
*she* can use her breasts?!
**[05:38] ---**
Would you get out of
here this instant, you idiots?!
**[05:42] ---**
Aw, would you look at this!
I can't use this bathtub!
**[05:48] ---**
Not to mention, you smell
pretty strong, yourself.
**[05:51] ---**
Even poverty gods take baths, right?
**[05:55] ---**
Who cares? Bathing is such a chore!
**[05:58] ---**
What I'm saying is, don't come
into my house when you're filthy!
**[06:01] ---**
Your hair is getting all scraggly!
**[06:02] ---**
Just how long has it been since you bathed?!
**[06:11] ---**
Are you counting the days
on your fingers? Weeks?
**[06:15] ---**
Years.
**[06:15] ---**
Wah! Get out! Come back after
you've scrubbed from head to toe!
**[06:19] ---**
"Rindo"
**[06:19] ---**
A bath? Yeah, sure. Be my guest.
**[06:22] ---**
Thank you, Ranmaru.
**[06:24] ---**
Hey, no problem. Oh, but...
**[06:27] ---**
...right now, my pop is using it.
You can go after.
**[06:30] ---**
That's fine, but why are
we out in your backyard?
**[06:40] ---**
Sorry, I changed my mind.
**[06:41] ---**
"Why?!"
**[06:41] ---**
Huh?! Why?!
**[06:42] ---**
I've got no choice but to go
to a bathhouse or something.
**[06:45] ---**
Oh, in that case, I wanna go, too!
**[06:49] ---**
That job ended up taking things
in an unexpected direction, huh?
**[06:54] ---**
A bathhouse. While there,
**[06:57] ---**
Sakura Ichiko will be away from
her Somin Shorai, won't she?
**[07:02] ---**
"You mean, you're going after
her while she's bathing?"
**[07:07] ---**
"Yunotake Bathhouse"
**[07:12] ---**
--Why now, of all times?!
**[07:12] ---**
--What's up with all the brothers
and sisters in one place?
**[07:14] ---**
--M-My pound is hearting...
**[07:15] ---**
--Our bathroom is busted.
**[07:16] ---**
--Long time no see, Tit-chiko!
**[07:18] ---**
That's Ichiko!
**[07:19] ---**
Oh, Rindo...
**[07:21] ---**
You two have been chummy lately, huh?
**[07:23] ---**
M-Much obliged.
**[07:24] ---**
Why so polite?
**[07:25] ---**
--I'm starting to get a bad
feeling about this, somehow.
**[07:25] ---**
--M-My pound is hearting...
**[07:29] ---**
Oh, what a coincidence.
**[07:31] ---**
I knew it!
**[07:34] ---**
I guess it's still better than
having the poverty god around.
**[07:40] ---**
--Don't just go strolling in to
the women's side, you mangy dog!
**[07:41] ---**
--Ah, that hurts so good!
**[07:45] ---**
--Ah, good... that's so good...
**[07:45] ---**
--How can you do something like that?!
**[07:48] ---**
--I can't believe you would
stomp on a little puppy like that!
**[07:54] ---**
Ah, man! You stay out of it!
**[07:57] ---**
W-Whoa, Brother, that man was a dog!
That dog became a man!
**[08:04] ---**
Step right up and see for yourself!
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**[08:07] ---**
The world's most amazing transforming dog!
**[08:11] ---**
It could work.
**[08:12] ---**
Brother! Now there's a cat!
**[08:14] ---**
"You keep away from Ichiko!!"
**[08:16] ---**
"What?!!"
**[08:16] ---**
"You want a piece of me?!!"
**[08:18] ---**
Cut it out, both of you.
**[08:20] ---**
Oho...
**[08:21] ---**
Huh? So Tama transforms, too, huh?
**[08:25] ---**
The world's most amazing cat girl!
**[08:25] ---**
"One of the world's greatest marvels!!
The Nyan-nyan girl"
**[08:29] ---**
It could work.
**[08:30] ---**
Huh?
**[08:31] ---**
Hmm, am I the strange one
for being so surprised?
**[08:35] ---**
That girl's friends are interesting, huh?
**[08:43] ---**
All right! I'm the first one in!
**[08:46] ---**
--Yahoo!
**[08:46] ---**
--Awesome! No one's here, Brother!
**[08:51] ---**
No running, Ryuta! You'll get
Sorata copying you, you know!
**[08:53] ---**
Who cares? We're the
only ones here, after all!
**[08:56] ---**
What are you doing, Ranmaru?
**[08:58] ---**
Huh? O-Oh, nothing...
**[09:03] ---**
W-When I think that *he's* there,
on the other side of this wall...
**[09:10] ---**
Man and woman,
without a stitch of clothing on...
**[09:13] ---**
Though our bodies may be obstructed by walls,
**[09:15] ---**
our yearning hearts become mist.
**[09:18] ---**
Rise up and reach each other,
misty steam affections!
**[09:22] ---**
I'm floored!
**[09:24] ---**
We're gonna have a lake of blood here!
**[09:26] ---**
Aw, good grief. Don't go losing
your head over a simple boy.
**[09:34] ---**
Wow, what huge breasts!
Amazing! They're like balloons!
**[09:39] ---**
Be bad, be bad!
**[09:42] ---**
Want to touch them?
**[09:43] ---**
Can I?
**[09:44] ---**
You can, but one touch costs ¥5000.
**[09:47] ---**
And as a result, your brother might
have to work so hard that it kills him.
**[09:51] ---**
If you don't mind that, go ahead and touch.
**[09:56] ---**
¥5000! I say, ¥5000!
**[10:01] ---**
I'm sorry, everyone...
**[10:04] ---**
No, Brother, don't die!
**[10:07] ---**
Stop making my sister cry!
**[10:09] ---**
S-Sorry! I was joking!
Joking! ¥5000 won't kill him!
**[10:12] ---**
Besides,
**[10:14] ---**
in a little while, you'll grow up
to be just as big as I am, too.
**[10:18] ---**
I will?
**[10:19] ---**
You will, you will.
**[10:20] ---**
Then again, what does
she *really* have in there?
**[10:23] ---**
Yeah, but Sister already
looks the way she does.
**[10:26] ---**
Honestly, there might not
be much hope for the future.
**[10:28] ---**
Mika! I'm just getting
started, myself! I hope...
**[10:32] ---**
Okay, everyone, count off!
**[10:34] ---**
One!
**[10:35] ---**
Two!
**[10:36] ---**
Da!
**[10:36] ---**
All right! I'll lead the charge!
**[10:40] ---**
--Follow me!
**[10:40] ---**
--Can we really do this?
**[10:41] ---**
--Cover your crotches!
**[10:41] ---**
--Knock it off, you guys.
**[10:44] ---**
Oh, don't be a party-pooper!
**[10:45] ---**
A-And I'm not that interested
in seeing Tit-chiko naked.
**[10:48] ---**
Who are you, our legal guardian?
**[10:49] ---**
Yes, I am. But then, who are you two guys?
**[10:53] ---**
Geez, you guys aren't little kids.
Pipe down and get in the bath.
**[10:58] ---**
I've gotta admit...
ahh, a big bath sure is great.
**[11:03] ---**
The fatigue of the day...
just melts... away...
**[11:14] ---**
It's his consciousness that melted away!
**[11:16] ---**
--Man, they're so noisy.
**[11:17] ---**
--Wake up, Brother!
**[11:19] ---**
--No doubt! You guys aren't little kids.
**[11:21] ---**
Pipe down and get in the bath.
**[11:24] ---**
I'll wash your back for you, Ichiko!
**[11:27] ---**
Thank you, Ranmaru.
**[11:30] ---**
Easily done!
**[11:33] ---**
"Rumble rumble"
**[11:37] ---**
Poverty god item!
"That which ya gave me!"
**[11:41] ---**
It's a sadistic little item
that delivers intense pain
**[11:43] ---**
as it sucks out happiness
energy from the wound.
**[11:51] ---**
Ichiko, look out! It's Momiji!
**[11:54] ---**
Too bad! Your happiness energy is mine!
**[12:04] ---**
"Don't stare at me!!"
"No, Tsuwabuki, I wasn't talking to you"
**[12:10] ---**
Too bad! Sakura Ichiko,
your happiness energy is mine!
**[12:13] ---**
Watch out, Big Sister Ichiko!
**[12:16] ---**
Wha--?!
**[12:18] ---**
--What are you interfering for?!
**[12:18] ---**
--What are you doing on the women's side?!
**[12:21] ---**
Aiyee!
**[12:25] ---**
Ah, a double-kick of delight!
**[12:28] ---**
Why, you...!
**[12:29] ---**
You knew that my younger
sisters were over there, too, right?!
**[12:33] ---**
S-Stop! I'm not into the thrill
of being tormented by men!
**[12:37] ---**
--Bite down on something, kid!
**[12:38] ---**
--There is someone in here
that surpasses deity, as well.
**[12:40] ---**
--Do you know who I am?! Gah!
**[12:41] ---**
--Farewell, Momo'o.
**[12:43] ---**
"**These two were already out"
**[12:44] ---**
Let's not get involved with them too much.
**[12:47] ---**
You really are... ever on guard, huh?!
**[12:50] ---**
Your fault is that you
*do* leave your guard down!
**[12:56] ---**
Nice, Kumagai!
**[12:59] ---**
I shall withdraw for now! Adios!
**[13:02] ---**
Ah, hold it!
**[13:06] ---**
Yow...!
**[13:09] ---**
Why, you filthy cat!
**[13:12] ---**
Nice one, Tama!
**[13:14] ---**
Looks like you can't handle
sneak attacks there, Momiji.
**[13:17] ---**
Brace yourself,
**[13:18] ---**
you poverty god!
**[13:25] ---**
What? Just now, for a moment,
you were truly panicked, huh?
**[13:28] ---**
When you looked at the towel...
**[13:28] ---**
"Gulp"
**[13:30] ---**
Why, I have no idea what you mean.
**[13:35] ---**
--I've got it!
**[13:35] ---**
--No! Wait!
**[13:36] ---**
You can't stand to have
yourself washed, can you?!
**[13:39] ---**
That explains the lame act!
**[13:41] ---**
Give me a hand, Ranmaru!
She hasn't had a bath in three years!
**[13:45] ---**
I can't just let that pass! Roger wilco!
**[13:48] ---**
It won't do to be scared of bathing, Momiji!
**[13:50] ---**
Come on, Kumagai!
We'll wash you, too, while we're at it!
**[13:57] ---**
That was a bit refreshing.
**[14:03] ---**
She shrunk?
**[14:04] ---**
Wah! Momiji!
**[14:07] ---**
Dip her in some hot water,
and she'll return to normal.
**[14:09] ---**
She's not seaweed.
**[14:21] ---**
You see? She's back.
**[14:23] ---**
She's not seaweed.
**[14:25] ---**
Hmph, learned your lesson yet, you jerk?
**[14:29] ---**
"He feels bad in his own
way, and transformed"
**[14:32] ---**
Now I'm all sweaty again.
**[14:34] ---**
Poor little Inugami.
Imagine, you expiring in a place like this.
**[14:40] ---**
You must be pretty mortified.
**[14:42] ---**
But rest at ease. What you leave undone...
**[14:45] ---**
I swear to fulfill in your place!
**[14:47] ---**
I told you to knock it off!
**[14:50] ---**
What is your problem, kid?!
**[14:52] ---**
Stop crying! You're an adult, right?!
**[14:54] ---**
Aw, come on! It looks as
though your sisters have already left!
**[14:59] ---**
That's not the issue here!
**[15:00] ---**
Ah, so then, you've just got cold feet!
**[15:03] ---**
I won't let a healthy young man
say he isn't interested in girls!
**[15:06] ---**
W-Well...
**[15:09] ---**
I'm interested like crazy, of course.
**[15:12] ---**
What I mean is, my brother is watching!
**[15:15] ---**
I'm not going to peek,
nor will I let you, to set an example.
**[15:18] ---**
Brother, we're getting out now!
**[15:23] ---**
Which means, now that your brothers are gone,
**[15:27] ---**
you can peek now without
a second thought, right?
**[15:30] ---**
I never said that, did I?
**[15:31] ---**
Oh, ho, ho, be honest with yourself,
be honest with yourself!
**[15:36] ---**
For one thing, those two are
in the same class that I am.
**[15:38] ---**
If it ever got out,
it would be no laughing matter.
**[15:41] ---**
Besides, my brother owes his life to Sakura.
**[15:44] ---**
Is that right?
**[15:45] ---**
That was a long time ago.
**[15:47] ---**
And while Rindo usually
dresses up like a guy, she is a girl.
**[15:52] ---**
There's no way she's going
to take being seen naked lightly.
**[15:54] ---**
He's such a fine man, taking
my feelings into account, huh?
**[15:58] ---**
H-He is? That's only normal.
**[16:01] ---**
I've got no interest in the chick
in the school uniform. None at all!
**[16:06] ---**
I mean, she's all muscle, from head to toe.
**[16:07] ---**
"Muscularity"
**[16:08] ---**
Have you ever even looked at her?
**[16:10] ---**
Her boobs don't bounce, even while running.
**[16:11] ---**
Far from it; most of the viewer
mail we get says things like
**[16:14] ---**
"she's handsome," or
"it's a shame you made her a girl,"
**[16:17] ---**
rather than "she's cute."
**[16:19] ---**
Keep it under control, Ranmaru!
**[16:20] ---**
No, no way. Realistically thinking,
she'd be the last one I'd look at.
**[16:25] ---**
Listen here, monk.
You say rude things like that,
**[16:29] ---**
--and I'll kick your ass.
**[16:29] ---**
--I'll kick your ass, you dirty monk!
**[16:33] ---**
Ah! Oh, crap--
**[16:36] ---**
W-What nicely defined, lean muscles!
**[16:39] ---**
"**Bodybuilder term
for well-defined muscles"
**[16:39] ---**
Nice cut!
**[16:41] ---**
To be able to see it up-close
like this is my life's greatest...
**[16:45] ---**
Hmph! You fell for it, school-uniform chick!
**[16:48] ---**
My objective was to incite you
into destroying the wall--huh?
**[16:51] ---**
I regret nothing!
**[16:54] ---**
Uh-oh. What do I do in this situation?
**[16:58] ---**
I only glanced back for a moment, but...
**[17:00] ---**
Keep calm. At a time like this...
**[17:03] ---**
Keita, in such situations,
you can count off pi.
**[17:03] ---**
"Tsuwabuki's grandmother"
**[17:09] ---**
That's it! Thank you, Grandma!
**[17:11] ---**
3.14! 3.14! 3.14!
**[17:14] ---**
3.14! 3.14!
**[17:36] ---**
"Fwheet"
**[17:37] ---**
Emergency summons! Emergency summons!
**[17:39] ---**
The situation is extremely serious!
**[17:41] ---**
Come up with a resolution immediately
**[17:43] ---**
and bring the situation under control!
**[17:44] ---**
Does anyone have any ideas?
**[17:44] ---**
"Topic: How do we shrug this
off like it never happened?!"
**[17:46] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[17:48] ---**
Kill everyone, without any exceptions!
**[17:50] ---**
Overruled!
**[17:50] ---**
Beat them enough to erase their memories!
**[17:52] ---**
Overruled!
**[17:52] ---**
Blush?
**[17:53] ---**
Huh? Hmm, overruled.
**[17:55] ---**
Let's see... Pretend to be someone else.
**[17:55] ---**
"Hurry!"
**[17:57] ---**
That's it! That's all we can do!
**[17:59] ---**
Settle down, everyone!
**[18:00] ---**
It's hopeless! Too much time is going by!
**[18:03] ---**
Somebody do something!
**[18:21] ---**
Um... that is...
**[18:25] ---**
I didn't... see anything.
**[18:27] ---**
That's a lie!
**[18:28] ---**
That boy is lying!
**[18:30] ---**
That can't be true!
**[18:40] ---**
Brother, what's going on?
I heard a loud crash.
**[18:44] ---**
It's nothing! Come on back, Ryu!
**[18:46] ---**
Why are you all hunched over?
**[18:53] ---**
Geez, you took your time!
**[18:56] ---**
What's the matter?
**[18:57] ---**
Something came up.
**[18:58] ---**
What do you mean?
**[18:59] ---**
Never mind, Brother. I don't think
we should see Sakura anymore...
**[19:03] ---**
"Gulp"
**[19:04] ---**
What?
**[19:05] ---**
Er, just... don't say that name right now.
**[19:08] ---**
Why not?
**[19:09] ---**
Because Brother is all man.
**[19:11] ---**
Huh? What does that mean?
**[19:13] ---**
What happened in there?
**[19:15] ---**
No, uh...
**[19:16] ---**
See, right now, I have to come up
with some relief measures...
**[19:22] ---**
Bye-bye, Tsuwabuki. See you later.
**[19:25] ---**
Huh? Who's that?
**[19:29] ---**
Why that poverty god...!
**[19:31] ---**
I'll just bet she's the one
who wore my clothes home!
**[19:35] ---**
Well, I guess that doesn't matter right now.
**[19:42] ---**
How am I going to face
anyone at school tomorrow?
**[19:46] ---**
I wish I could just crawl into a hole.
**[19:52] ---**
What are you digging a hole for?
**[19:54] ---**
They say it's going to take
a little longer to fix the bathroom.
**[19:57] ---**
In the meantime, it's the bathhouse--
**[19:59] ---**
We're never going to the bathhouse again!
**[20:01] ---**
No, Brother, I don't want an outdoor bath.
**[20:24] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[20:28] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[20:32] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[20:36] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[20:40] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[20:47] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[20:55] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[20:58] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[21:03] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[21:07] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[21:10] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[21:14] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[21:18] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[21:21] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[21:26] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[21:32] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[21:38] ---**
I came up with a new plan, Kumagai.
**[21:43] ---**
It's something you would normally be against,
**[21:46] ---**
but I think it's the best thing to
do to capitalize on this situation.
**[21:53] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[21:57] ---**
"Butsumetsu Taian Municipal High School"
**[22:01] ---**
Good morning.
**[22:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[22:04] ---**
Ha ha, what's with your getup?
**[22:06] ---**
You're the last one who should
be talking. What's with that mask?
**[22:10] ---**
W-Well, you know...
**[22:12] ---**
After what I did yesterday,
how am I supposed to face Tsuwabuki?
**[22:17] ---**
What a little baby.
It's no big deal, is it? He just s...
**[22:22] ---**
...s-saw us n-naked, is all...
**[22:26] ---**
Aah! Can't we turn back time?!
**[22:31] ---**
Don't stand in front of the
classroom like that. No one can get in.
**[22:34] ---**
Ah! Tsuwabuki!
**[22:36] ---**
For Pete's sake, you're so
wound up for so early in the morning.
**[22:44] ---**
Wah! He hates me!
He's declaring that he doesn't want to see
**[22:47] ---**
the face of a girl that gets
out of hand when she's naked!
**[22:51] ---**
No, he just doesn't want
to face anyone, either.
**[22:55] ---**
Aw, that's enough of this!
**[22:57] ---**
Why should I care about what anyone thinks?
**[23:01] ---**
Good morning, Ichiko.
**[23:07] ---**
Huh... Who are you?!
**[23:09] ---**
Oh, come on! It's me, it's me!
**[23:15] ---**
The poverty god, Momiji.
**[23:23] ---**
This week's
**[23:23] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:24] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:25] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:31] ---**
Huh? You say I didn't
appear even once this week?
**[23:34] ---**
Well of course not!
**[23:36] ---**
There's no way I would go to
the same bathhouse as commoners!
**[23:40] ---**
There's no way!
**[23:42] ---**
Kids...
**[23:43] ---**
...and women with no breasts...
**[23:45] ---**
...had no point being in this episode!
**[23:49] ---**
Ow... that hurts so good...
***SIGN*** "What appeared from the bathhouse was a mirror Momiji" "From there springs the prologue to the final phase!!"
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time: 'Sometime, Call Me By My Name'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: 'The disappearance
of Binboda Momiji, part 1'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 12 - Sometime, Call Me By My Name
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:20] ---**
Good morning, Ichiko.
**[00:24] ---**
Huh? Who are you?
**[00:26] ---**
Oh, come on! It's me, it's me!
**[00:31] ---**
The poverty god, Momiji.
**[00:43] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[00:46] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[00:49] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[00:54] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[00:58] ---**
*Mou good-bye! bad day!*
**[01:00] ---**
*Omou mama ni kowashite yuke*
**[01:06] ---**
*Dareka no reeru no ue kara*
**[01:11] ---**
*nozoita shiawase tte nan daro?*
**[01:15] ---**
*Kore de ii no?*
**[01:17] ---**
*Ai toka koi toka yume toka kikiakita shi*
**[01:23] ---**
*Taikutsu ne doko e yukou?*
**[01:28] ---**
*Are you ready?*
**[01:30] ---**
*Dakara 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[01:33] ---**
*Go way! Go way! Saa You! Make My Day!*
**[01:36] ---**
*Sonna muzukashii koto ka?*
**[01:41] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[01:45] ---**
*Mou good-bye! Bad day!*
**[01:47] ---**
*Omou mama ni*
**[01:52] ---**
*Nanimo kamo ga ureshikutte*
**[01:54] ---**
*mukaikaze wa doko kara fuku no?*
**[01:57] ---**
*Ganjigarame uzumaku sadame wo*
**[02:02] ---**
*kowashite yuke*
**[02:09] ---**
"Round 12!"
"Sometime, Call Me By My Name"
**[02:14] ---**
Say, did you see that?
**[02:16] ---**
That's... Binboda, right?
**[02:18] ---**
It's not that there's something
completely different about her,
**[02:20] ---**
it's like she's a different
person, isn't she?
**[02:24] ---**
Here goes!
**[02:31] ---**
I don't buy it.
**[02:32] ---**
--What do I do? What do
I do? What should I do?
**[02:33] ---**
--What is up with her?
**[02:36] ---**
Is this because I forcibly
washed her in the last episode?
**[02:39] ---**
--I know. I'll go on a training
journey. I live only for karate.
**[02:40] ---**
--Hmph, I'll bet she's pretending
that she's cleaned up her act.
**[02:43] ---**
--I just have to devote myself,
body and soul, to karate.
**[02:46] ---**
Kumagai, too?!
**[02:48] ---**
Wow! How cute!
**[02:50] ---**
--Kumagai is making all kinds of friends.
**[02:50] ---**
--It's moving!
**[02:52] ---**
How can that be?
**[02:54] ---**
And how come he's out in
the open like this at school?!
**[02:59] ---**
"English"
**[02:59] ---**
"I must apologize to you for
saying such a terrible things."
**[03:05] ---**
Miss Binboda is awesome.
**[03:06] ---**
Her pronunciation is very clear.
**[03:08] ---**
"I could do that well..."
**[03:10] ---**
"Math"
**[03:12] ---**
"Music"
**[03:14] ---**
"Home Economics"
"Silly me!" "We're making aprons, right?"
**[03:22] ---**
"Modern Japanese"
**[03:23] ---**
--I carried a lunch every day,
while being made fun of
**[03:26] ---**
--Who knew that Miss Binboda was that cute?
**[03:26] ---**
--by even little brats such as yourselves.
**[03:29] ---**
--As of today, I rule this school.
**[03:29] ---**
--I think I'm going to start
treating her differently.
**[03:32] ---**
--You can call me Sekiya!
**[03:32] ---**
--What? But what about Miss Sakura?
**[03:34] ---**
--Say I'm Sekiya! Yeah! Sekiya...!
**[03:35] ---**
--You two-timer!
**[03:36] ---**
--Nobody ever said I was going to switch!
**[03:37] ---**
--Ah, geez, would you quiet down, boys!
**[03:40] ---**
Really, you've got no delicacy.
**[03:41] ---**
The rest of you all keep quiet!
**[03:43] ---**
--Hey, folks...
**[03:43] ---**
--Don't you think it's
rude to the other girls?
**[03:45] ---**
--Stop making noise during class!
**[03:45] ---**
--You guys are always
squawking about your idols!
**[03:48] ---**
Well, yeah, sure! That's because
you guys don't spark any interest.
**[03:52] ---**
Ranmaru looks far more
butch-looking, and cool!
**[03:55] ---**
Who, me?
**[03:57] ---**
Enough already, you guys!
**[04:01] ---**
Stop fighting!
**[04:04] ---**
You guys! This is class time!
**[04:07] ---**
We're all high-schoolers already,
**[04:09] ---**
and we have to grow up to be
adults who have meaningful lives.
**[04:12] ---**
W-We...
**[04:14] ---**
...got Miss Binboda mad at us.
**[04:16] ---**
You're a fine one to talk!
**[04:18] ---**
Okay, Teacher, please continue the lesson.
**[04:24] ---**
Up until now, no one has
ever considered my feelings
**[04:27] ---**
throughout this whole season!
**[04:31] ---**
I'm overwhelmed!
**[04:33] ---**
The teacher has abandoned his class?
**[04:35] ---**
This isn't any class after all.
**[04:37] ---**
--Geez, that's because everyone is so rowdy.
**[04:39] ---**
--No, it's you!
**[04:41] ---**
Also, I'm taking this opportunity
to have a word with the boys.
**[04:45] ---**
Huh? Us?
**[04:46] ---**
It's nice that you're so friendly to Ichiko,
**[04:49] ---**
but we can't have you
being friendly to *only* her.
**[04:52] ---**
As men, you should be kind
to not just the people you like,
**[04:55] ---**
but you have to have the capacity
**[04:57] ---**
--to be kind to others, as well.
**[04:57] ---**
--Whoa, she's brilliant!
**[04:59] ---**
You *are* the poverty god, right?
**[05:01] ---**
With your aptitudes as they are now,
**[05:02] ---**
"Shock"
**[05:03] ---**
you'll never be tops with
the one that you like.
**[05:06] ---**
--Way to go, Miss Binboda!
**[05:06] ---**
--Tell them off more!
**[05:08] ---**
And you have no room to talk, either, do you?
**[05:11] ---**
Huh?
**[05:11] ---**
Always treating Ranmaru like she's a boy!
**[05:14] ---**
There's no way a girl is
flattered by being called "butch."
**[05:17] ---**
Huh?
**[05:18] ---**
Well...
**[05:19] ---**
It doesn't bother me.
**[05:21] ---**
Take a look at this!
**[05:24] ---**
See? This is the kind of girl she is!
**[05:27] ---**
Huh? When did that happen?
**[05:31] ---**
"Changing Ring"
**[05:31] ---**
The poverty god item
"Changing Ring" is an instrument
**[05:34] ---**
that can facilitate cosplay in an instant.
**[05:36] ---**
However, it's limited to clothing
that has been worn at least once.
**[05:39] ---**
--No way! Ranmaru?!
**[05:40] ---**
--How cute!
**[05:41] ---**
--No, these are, you know...
**[05:44] ---**
See? Tsuwabuki, you think
she looks cute, too, right?
**[05:51] ---**
Yeah, sure, why not?
**[05:54] ---**
I think that's cute.
**[05:56] ---**
"Boom!!"
**[06:01] ---**
I'm way past "floored" level!
**[06:04] ---**
Ranmaru!
**[06:05] ---**
What is life...?
**[06:07] ---**
What is happiness...?
**[06:11] ---**
Maybe I've gone and overdone it there.
**[06:15] ---**
Poverty god...!
**[06:17] ---**
Damn her!
**[06:20] ---**
What exactly is it she's after?
**[06:24] ---**
He said I was cute!
**[06:25] ---**
Snap out of it, Ranmaru!
**[06:27] ---**
I don't care if I die now!
**[06:30] ---**
Knowing the poverty god,
there's no doubt some ulterior motive.
**[06:33] ---**
Is it some plan to draw the whole class
in as her friend by being a goody-goody?
**[06:37] ---**
Or something else?
**[06:38] ---**
I'm home!
**[06:40] ---**
Ah, Ranmaru, you're here, too!
**[06:43] ---**
Listen, listen! This meat
was half-off at a sales event.
**[06:48] ---**
All right, since Ranmaru is here, too,
**[06:49] ---**
I think I'll whip up
something especially good!
**[06:51] ---**
--How dare you?!
**[06:51] ---**
--Ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow...!
**[06:53] ---**
--You've got some nerve,
coming into my home like this!
**[06:55] ---**
--And isn't that my uniform, too?!
**[06:58] ---**
I don't know what you've got scheming,
**[07:00] ---**
but would you drop the
ridiculous act, already?!
**[07:03] ---**
Act?
**[07:04] ---**
Yeah!
**[07:05] ---**
Ah... I'm sorry! This whole,
time, I forgot to mention it, huh?
**[07:09] ---**
Huh?
**[07:10] ---**
When we poverty gods and
our familiars, like Kumagai,
**[07:13] ---**
"Squeak"
**[07:14] ---**
are washed while in the human realm,
**[07:17] ---**
we lose all of our poverty god power.
**[07:21] ---**
And when that happens,
our personalities change, you see?
**[07:24] ---**
"Tee-hee"
**[07:24] ---**
What did she say?!
**[07:26] ---**
And this is the result.
**[07:28] ---**
Let's try to get along from now on.
**[07:32] ---**
How adorable!
**[07:35] ---**
Her personality changes if she
loses her poverty god powers?
**[07:38] ---**
For real? This isn't one of her plans?
**[07:43] ---**
That's it! I've seen through your strategy!
**[07:46] ---**
"(note) Ichiko"
**[07:47] ---**
I'll bet she's trying to convince
me that her personality is better,
**[07:50] ---**
to get me to drop my guard.
She'll wait to catch me by surprise,
**[07:54] ---**
not worried about her attacking me,
**[07:55] ---**
and then take my happiness energy away, huh?
**[07:57] ---**
Ichiko...
**[07:59] ---**
"(note) Ichiko" "(note) Momiji"
**[07:59] ---**
...do you think I'm going to take
your happiness energy away?
**[08:02] ---**
Is that the kind of person I look like?
**[08:03] ---**
"(note) Momiji"
**[08:05] ---**
Yes, I do. Yes, you do.
**[08:05] ---**
"(note) Ichiko"
**[08:07] ---**
"(note) Ichiko" "(note) Momiji"
**[08:07] ---**
"Smack"
**[08:08] ---**
"(note) Misa" "(note) Momiji"
**[08:08] ---**
You're planning to show your true colors
right before I breathe in, right?
**[08:10] ---**
"(note) Ichiko"
**[08:13] ---**
Saying it's all an act?
**[08:13] ---**
"(note) Ichiko"
**[08:15] ---**
I can just see the look of
victorious pride on your face.
**[08:18] ---**
"(note) Suwano"
**[08:19] ---**
Suwano...?
**[08:19] ---**
"(note) Bobby" "(note) Ichiko"
**[08:24] ---**
Ichiko!
**[08:24] ---**
"(note) Ichiko" "(note) Momiji"
"(note) Momo'o"
**[08:25] ---**
"(note) Kumagai"
**[08:27] ---**
"(note) Momo'o" "(note)
Ranmaru" "(note) Bobby"
**[08:29] ---**
"(note) Tsuwabuki"
**[08:31] ---**
"(note) Ichiko" "(note) Momiji"
**[08:31] ---**
Poverty god...
**[08:33] ---**
"(note) Momiji"
**[08:35] ---**
I knew... I wasn't... wrong...
**[08:35] ---**
"(note) Ichiko"
**[08:40] ---**
Ichiko! Hey! Ichiko!
**[08:43] ---**
I saw through it!
I knew it had to be the case!
**[08:47] ---**
And now that I know...
**[08:49] ---**
...though I may be a bit
reluctant to, I'm calling them in!
**[08:54] ---**
Oh, my, you're here, too? Terrific!
**[08:58] ---**
I accidentally made too much anyway!
**[09:00] ---**
Let's all eat together!
**[09:01] ---**
That's not Big Sister.
That's not Big Sister Momiji!
**[09:05] ---**
Momo, you didn't know?
**[09:07] ---**
You look cuter this way, you know?
**[09:10] ---**
So, what are we supposed to do?
**[09:13] ---**
Mm-hmm, she says she
lost her poverty god powers,
**[09:16] ---**
and that her personality has changed, too,
**[09:19] ---**
but I think it's just an act to
steal my happiness energy from me.
**[09:22] ---**
Which is why,
**[09:23] ---**
I want you to use your perversion power
to pull the poverty god's mask off of her!
**[09:29] ---**
Hoho...
**[09:30] ---**
That does sound like fun.
**[09:32] ---**
I'll do anything to return
Big Sister Momiji back to normal!
**[09:36] ---**
All right!
**[09:37] ---**
Well then, allow me to try
some shock therapy first!
**[09:41] ---**
Shock therapy? Ah...!
**[09:44] ---**
Push-up!
**[09:46] ---**
Why, you dirty monk!
**[09:47] ---**
You're not trying to sink your poison fangs
**[09:49] ---**
into just Big Sister Ichiko,
but Big Sister Momiji, too!
**[09:52] ---**
I'll allow it! Off you go, pervert warrior!
**[09:55] ---**
Gue-ess who-o?!
**[09:59] ---**
Let's see, that voice is... Bobby's!
**[10:04] ---**
I'm right!
**[10:07] ---**
I-I gave myself away, did I?
**[10:10] ---**
Hey, what are you doing? Are you spooked?!
**[10:12] ---**
Where is it I'm supposed to grope on there?
**[10:12] ---**
"Nothing" "Skinny" "Skinny"
**[10:13] ---**
"Small" "Skinny"
**[10:15] ---**
Besides, her aura is incredibly pure.
**[10:19] ---**
I can't lay a hand on a lady like her!
**[10:20] ---**
His contrition is getting the better of him!
**[10:22] ---**
Oh? Then what about me?
If you can grope me without thinking twice,
**[10:26] ---**
and *I'm* not pure, then what am I?!
**[10:28] ---**
All right!
**[10:29] ---**
Okay, I'll go next.
**[10:31] ---**
The object is to get Momiji
back to her old self, right?
**[10:34] ---**
Ranmaru! Do you have some way to do that?
**[10:36] ---**
Believe in her!
**[10:37] ---**
If you keep praying, down deep in your heart,
that you want Momiji to return to normal,
**[10:41] ---**
someday, I'm sure it will come true!
**[10:43] ---**
--Whether it takes ten
years, or twenty years...
**[10:43] ---**
--I was an idiot for expecting
even a little bit out of you.
**[10:46] ---**
"Loser's Circle"
**[10:47] ---**
Hey, ironing board, come over here.
**[10:49] ---**
Well, sure enough!
As Big Sister's number-one servant, I--
**[10:52] ---**
Momo'o!
**[10:55] ---**
You've been put through
such a hideous ordeal again!
**[10:58] ---**
You poor thing. You're all bruised.
**[11:01] ---**
When you've had enough,
you have to say you've had enough.
**[11:04] ---**
Whoa, um... Big Sister...?
**[11:08] ---**
Go away, go away, owie!
Go away, go away, owie!
**[11:13] ---**
Your warmth is scaring me!
**[11:16] ---**
The masochist is unable
to bear the warmth of others.
**[11:19] ---**
Don't go breaking the windows!
**[11:24] ---**
There's plenty more to eat, everybody.
**[11:27] ---**
Yummy!
**[11:29] ---**
Where are your manners, you two?
**[11:31] ---**
Thank you for this food!
**[11:33] ---**
Aren't you two eating?
**[11:34] ---**
No thanks, you traitor.
**[11:37] ---**
But she went to all the trouble to make this.
**[11:39] ---**
Can't we turn her back after we eat?
**[11:41] ---**
On the other hand,
wouldn't you prefer her this way?
**[11:45] ---**
Well...
**[11:48] ---**
"Shock"
**[11:48] ---**
Not you, too, Tama!
**[11:50] ---**
Hey, come on over here, you two.
**[11:52] ---**
I made this just for you to eat, Ichiko.
**[11:55] ---**
I don't want any! And besides,
if you've lost your poverty god power,
**[12:00] ---**
and you're not a poverty god anymore,
**[12:02] ---**
you have no reason to hang
around me anymore, do you?
**[12:05] ---**
That's where you're wrong.
Even without my powers,
**[12:07] ---**
my mission must still go on.
**[12:09] ---**
Your mission, huh?
**[12:10] ---**
I don't absorb other people's
happiness energy anymore!
**[12:13] ---**
I've got this keystone here.
**[12:15] ---**
You put it on, yourself? Good for you!
**[12:18] ---**
But I still haven't taken
all that energy you have.
**[12:21] ---**
You have to share that happiness energy
with those who are troubled and suffering.
**[12:26] ---**
Why should I do that?
**[12:27] ---**
Because there's nothing more wonderful.
**[12:30] ---**
Listen to me!
**[12:30] ---**
For now, and from now on,
**[12:33] ---**
let's both hang in there together!
**[12:35] ---**
Like I said, why you?!
**[12:37] ---**
For now, let's just take a break, okay?
**[12:40] ---**
Just try a little bit of it.
**[12:42] ---**
Would you listen?!
**[12:43] ---**
I already told you, I don't want any!
**[12:54] ---**
Momiji!
**[12:58] ---**
You made her cry.
**[12:59] ---**
That went too far.
**[13:01] ---**
Eh? But I...
**[13:03] ---**
Ichiko!
**[13:05] ---**
Go after her! Right now!
**[13:07] ---**
"Gulp"
**[13:12] ---**
Why?!
**[13:19] ---**
"Push" "Quiver"
**[13:27] ---**
Why should Ranmaru be angry with me?
**[13:32] ---**
Why...?
**[13:34] ---**
Why should I have to go
chasing after the poverty god?
**[13:40] ---**
P-Poverty god!
**[13:46] ---**
Ichiko...
**[13:48] ---**
U-Um... so...
**[13:52] ---**
...let's go back home.
**[13:55] ---**
Are you sure?
**[13:57] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[13:58] ---**
I-I just came out here
because Ranmaru asked me to.
**[14:02] ---**
It's not as though I want to
get chummy with you, or anything.
**[14:07] ---**
Thanks.
**[14:12] ---**
Tell me the truth--
what exactly is the deal with you?
**[14:17] ---**
You show up out of nowhere,
screw up my day-to-day life,
**[14:22] ---**
and now, suddenly, you want to be friends.
**[14:25] ---**
Just how much are you
planning to jerk me around?
**[14:28] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[14:29] ---**
Don't apologize! It just upsets me more!
**[14:33] ---**
I just... want you to understand something.
**[14:37] ---**
My regular, other self
notwithstanding, right now,
**[14:43] ---**
I don't want any unhappiness
to come... upon you.
**[14:47] ---**
What do you mean?!
**[14:48] ---**
You just said you were going
to take my happiness energy!
**[14:51] ---**
That means bringing
unhappiness upon me, doesn't it?!
**[14:53] ---**
Forcibly stealing the energy isn't
the only way to reduce your level.
**[14:57] ---**
You're talking about that
pattern of giving it to others, right?
**[15:00] ---**
You're so persistent, you know that?
**[15:02] ---**
I'm not planning on becoming a saint!
**[15:05] ---**
I'll say it again--aside
from Suwano and Ranmaru,
**[15:07] ---**
there's no one out there
that I really care about!
**[15:10] ---**
But before, it was just Mr. Suwano.
**[15:13] ---**
See? You gave him your happiness
energy, but you lost nothing, right?
**[15:18] ---**
Of course, I'm not saying to
suddenly make a hundred friends.
**[15:22] ---**
Little by little is fine. Little by little,
**[15:25] ---**
the more people you start caring about,
**[15:28] ---**
I'm sure there'll be happiness
waiting out there in a different form.
**[15:31] ---**
H-Hold on!
**[15:33] ---**
After all, you get back as
much happiness as you give out.
**[15:40] ---**
Aw, geez! I get what you're trying to say!
**[15:43] ---**
But right now, it doesn't really matter!
**[15:46] ---**
Let's just hurry back home.
**[15:48] ---**
I can't stand having Ranmaru angry at me.
**[15:58] ---**
Welcome home.
**[15:58] ---**
We're back.
**[15:59] ---**
"Phew!"
**[16:00] ---**
The two of you are soaking wet, huh?
**[16:03] ---**
I got the bath ready.
**[16:04] ---**
I thought it might be wrong to
touch anything without asking, though.
**[16:07] ---**
Mm-mm, it's okay. Thanks, Ranmaru.
**[16:11] ---**
Wait, h...
**[16:14] ---**
how do you figure this?!
**[16:15] ---**
Huh? Well, I'd feel bad if Momiji caught
cold while you were in there, Ichiko.
**[16:20] ---**
Even so, why do I have to go with her?!
**[16:22] ---**
Ichiko, let's wash each other's backs.
**[16:24] ---**
No way!
**[16:29] ---**
If you attack me out of
the blue or anything, I'll kill you.
**[16:32] ---**
I won't do that.
**[16:34] ---**
Listen, Ichiko, picking up
from where we left off...
**[16:38] ---**
About people dear to me? There's more to it?
**[16:42] ---**
Mm-hmm. Look,
**[16:44] ---**
once you get a lot of people
around you that you care about,
**[16:49] ---**
and I happen to be next to you... that is...
**[16:54] ---**
...sometime... any old time...
**[16:59] ---**
...would you call me... by my name, too?
**[17:05] ---**
Th...
**[17:07] ---**
That is never going to happen!
**[17:09] ---**
Ichiko is upset again!
**[17:12] ---**
Hey!
**[17:14] ---**
--Afterward, the poverty god
never did show any signs
**[17:16] ---**
--Want to sleep together?
**[17:17] ---**
--that she was returning to normal.
**[17:17] ---**
--Not a chance!
**[17:20] ---**
I stopped getting attacked
out of nowhere, as well.
**[17:24] ---**
My daily life went back to the
same kind of peaceful routine
**[17:28] ---**
that it was before the
poverty god was around.
**[17:31] ---**
But there's something else.
A peaceful routine is nice to have,
**[17:36] ---**
but there's something missing, you might say.
**[17:39] ---**
It's just a kind of sense that I have.
**[17:46] ---**
You, too, Big Sister Ichiko?
**[17:49] ---**
Don't tell me it's going
to be like this forever,
**[17:52] ---**
is it, Big Sister Momiji?
**[18:00] ---**
You're kicking it too hard!
**[18:01] ---**
Sorry, Ryu!
**[18:09] ---**
Huh? Did it hit something?
**[18:13] ---**
Hmm? What's wrong?
**[18:15] ---**
Oh, a kitten is trying to
jump into the garbage.
**[18:20] ---**
I wonder if she found a nice snack.
**[18:23] ---**
Huh?
**[18:32] ---**
M-M-Monster!
**[18:43] ---**
Aah! K-K-Kumagai!
**[18:46] ---**
You're back to normal, huh? But how?!
**[18:49] ---**
"If my whole body gets dirty,
I change back to normal"
**[18:50] ---**
"Bang"
**[18:51] ---**
So that's it.
**[18:53] ---**
Then...!
**[18:54] ---**
"Yeah!!"
**[18:56] ---**
"We can turn Momiji
back into a poverty god!!!"
**[18:57] ---**
All right!
**[18:59] ---**
"Let's go!!!"
**[19:03] ---**
Ichiko!
**[19:04] ---**
Let's go home together.
**[19:08] ---**
Is it okay if I come over to
your place today, Ichiko?
**[19:10] ---**
Well, maybe I'll bake a cake or something.
**[19:13] ---**
Those three have been real pals lately, huh?
**[19:16] ---**
It's heartwarming to look at them.
**[19:26] ---**
Ichiko, hurry!
**[19:30] ---**
"Fwaaaa..."
**[19:33] ---**
All right, all done washing the dishes...
**[19:36] ---**
Next up is the toilet and bathtub.
**[19:44] ---**
What's the matter, Tama?
**[19:46] ---**
Jumping in through the
window, dun-dun-dun-dun!
**[19:51] ---**
Please forgive my rudeness,
Big Sister Momiji!
**[19:54] ---**
Momo? Whoa, what are you doing?
**[19:59] ---**
What is this?
**[20:02] ---**
Kumagai?!
**[20:03] ---**
Eh? He's back to normal?
**[20:05] ---**
Momo! What in the world is going on?
**[20:08] ---**
Forgive me for having to treat
you so harshly, Big Sister Ichiko.
**[20:11] ---**
I am now going to turn Big Sister
Momiji back into a poverty god!
**[20:15] ---**
"I won't let you interfere!!"
**[20:16] ---**
Turn her back?
**[20:18] ---**
But how?
**[20:20] ---**
"If you make her body dirty,
her powers come back!"
**[20:26] ---**
Hey!
**[20:28] ---**
Are you going to do that *here*?!
**[20:30] ---**
Come on, you guys...
**[20:31] ---**
"Resistance is futile"
**[20:31] ---**
"Weight Stone" "I've incapacitated your
Somin Shorai to keep you from interfering"
**[20:32] ---**
Ah! My Somin Shorai!
**[20:35] ---**
"Okay, do it, Momo'o.
Your precious Big Sister is coming back!!"
**[20:36] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[20:38] ---**
Wait, Momo'o!
**[20:40] ---**
Please. I won't run away, just let me down.
**[20:43] ---**
Let me... say my last goodbyes to Ichiko.
**[20:49] ---**
"Just for a moment..."
**[20:52] ---**
Y-You...
**[20:55] ---**
I doubt I will ever take
on this mirror form again.
**[21:00] ---**
The other Momiji doesn't
think much of me, after all.
**[21:05] ---**
I know it hasn't lasted long,
but I still enjoyed it.
**[21:10] ---**
I really... did want to be friends with you.
**[21:24] ---**
Bye-bye, Ichiko. Be nice to
the other Momiji for me, okay?
**[21:31] ---**
P...
**[21:35] ---**
Poverty god!
**[21:58] ---**
*Tennen yosooi uwamezukai shite*
**[22:02] ---**
*ano ko wa aitsu ni motarekakaru*
**[22:06] ---**
*Atashi no shisen wo shitte inagara*
**[22:10] ---**
*shirankao shite misetsukeru*
**[22:14] ---**
*Oshiete agetai wa ano ko no honshou*
**[22:22] ---**
*Hontou wa itsudemo She says only backbiting!*
**[22:29] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:32] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi aisowarai*
**[22:37] ---**
*Doushite minuite kurenai no*
**[22:40] ---**
*Atashi mo hontou wa I love you I love you*
**[22:44] ---**
*Ano ko no koto ki ni iranai*
**[22:48] ---**
*Usotsuki neko kaburi happou bijin*
**[22:52] ---**
*Atashi wa honki yo yuzurenai*
**[22:55] ---**
*Kawarazu kyou datte I
love you I love you baby!*
**[23:00] ---**
*Ima ichi ni tsuite haiyo inopyon de*
**[23:05] ---**
*koi boudou gouon!*
**[23:09] ---**
"Extraneous Round!"
**[23:11] ---**
Boss, there's a monk who
says he wants to work here.
**[23:16] ---**
Hmm? Let's see...
**[23:18] ---**
Does he have a license?
If he can drive a car,
**[23:21] ---**
it will make doing the
drink deliveries easier.
**[23:23] ---**
It must be hard for you always
doing it on a bike, right, Tsuwabuki?
**[23:27] ---**
Got a license?
**[23:27] ---**
Yes, I have one.
**[23:29] ---**
Here.
**[23:29] ---**
"Bobby"
**[23:31] ---**
Okay, if you wouldn't mind...
**[23:33] ---**
Tsuwabuki, stop!
**[23:34] ---**
Yes, we can.
**[23:36] ---**
This week's
**[23:36] ---**
"This week's"
**[23:37] ---**
"Oh, Nadeshiko!"
**[23:38] ---**
"Why, you Nadeshiko!"
**[23:39] ---**
Th-The next episode is the finale?
**[23:43] ---**
Sh-Shinobu! No more dawdling around!
**[23:46] ---**
If they don't give me any appearances,
then I'll have to steal them from them!
**[23:50] ---**
I'll show them a thing or two next week!
**[23:51] ---**
"Destiny brought Ichiko and Momiji together"
"Their story is about to reach its finale"
**[23:56] ---**
"Next time, the final episode:
'You Already Know the Answer to That'"
**[24:01] ---**
"Next time: the 'Good Luck Girl!' finale!!"
"The disappearance of Binboda Momiji, part 2"
**[24:01] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"
# 13 - You Already Have the Answer to That
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GYJQGMNX6/good-luck-girl)
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**[00:36] ---**
*Peering up innocently through her eyelashes,*
**[00:40] ---**
*she leans up against him*
**[00:43] ---**
*She knows I'm looking at her,*
**[00:47] ---**
*but pretends she hasn't noticed*
**[00:51] ---**
*I want to tell him what she's really like*
**[00:59] ---**
*The truth is, all the time,
she says only backbiting!*
**[01:07] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[01:10] ---**
*the lying phony with the put-on smile*
**[01:14] ---**
*Why can't he see through her?*
**[01:18] ---**
*The truth is, I love you, I love you*
**[01:22] ---**
*I don't like that girl,*
**[01:25] ---**
*the lying phony who is everyone's friend*
**[01:30] ---**
*I mean it, she can't have you*
**[01:33] ---**
*Today, as always, I love
you, I love you baby!*
**[01:38] ---**
*I'm now in position to ready, set, go*
**[01:43] ---**
*into a love riot rumble!*
**[01:47] ---**
"Round 13!"
"You Already Have the Answer to That"
**[01:53] ---**
Bye-bye, Ichiko. Be nice to
the other Momiji for me, okay?
**[02:05] ---**
J-Just a minute!
**[02:11] ---**
"Smack"
**[02:14] ---**
I-Ichiko?
**[02:17] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[02:20] ---**
I just think that you're
a touch better as you are now
**[02:24] ---**
than you are as the regular
poverty god, that's all.
**[02:29] ---**
It's not at all like there's any way
I'd get chummy with the poverty god.
**[02:34] ---**
So... I'm not letting you
turn back into the poverty god!
**[02:39] ---**
"Why, you!!"
**[02:46] ---**
Hold on, Ichiko...
**[02:49] ---**
Hey, Ichiko!
**[02:50] ---**
What?!
**[02:51] ---**
You can't use your Somin Shorai, right?
**[02:54] ---**
Ah! Oh, crap!
**[02:57] ---**
Hey there!
**[02:58] ---**
R-Ranmaru?!
**[03:02] ---**
What are you two doing?
**[03:05] ---**
What are *you* doing, Ranmaru?!
**[03:06] ---**
I was just thinking,
"Ah, there's Ichiko's place over there,"
**[03:10] ---**
when suddenly, you two
jumped out the window.
**[03:12] ---**
You startled me.
**[03:14] ---**
*I'm* the one who's startled!
**[03:16] ---**
Ranmaru, how far did you just jump?
**[03:20] ---**
You won't get away, Big Sisters!
**[03:21] ---**
"Take this!!!!"
**[03:24] ---**
Garbage bombs?!
What the hell are you doing?!
**[03:27] ---**
Ranmaru!
**[03:27] ---**
Let's get away from those two first!
**[03:29] ---**
"Shock"
**[03:29] ---**
Are you telling me to turn
my back to the enemy?!
**[03:32] ---**
Please!
**[03:33] ---**
Ranmaru!
**[03:35] ---**
Ah, what's the use?
I'm not sure what's going on, exactly,
**[03:39] ---**
but hold on tight to me, both of you!
**[03:42] ---**
"It makes no difference where they go!
Not with your nose, Momo'o!!"
**[03:43] ---**
The thing is, Kumagai,
**[03:45] ---**
thanks to all this raw garbage,
my nose has gone numb.
**[03:49] ---**
Just wait a little bit.
**[03:51] ---**
I need a few moments until
my nose starts working again.
**[03:54] ---**
"Just hurry! Remember, we..."
**[03:57] ---**
"We don't have any time left!!"
**[03:59] ---**
If you get yourself dirty,
you'll go back to the old Momiji?
**[04:02] ---**
What's up with that?
**[04:04] ---**
It's hard to believe, I know,
but that's what they say.
**[04:07] ---**
I'm not entirely convinced, though.
**[04:09] ---**
But she has been like this
ever since that bath.
**[04:12] ---**
And if we do the opposite, she'll turn back?
**[04:14] ---**
Still, this is inexcusable!
I don't care what the reason is,
**[04:18] ---**
throwing garbage at a woman
is not something a man does!
**[04:20] ---**
But what are we going to do now?
**[04:23] ---**
We can't just keep
running away like this, right?
**[04:27] ---**
It's all right.
**[04:29] ---**
As long as they don't
catch us before tonight,
**[04:31] ---**
when the sun goes down, I don't
think they'll come after me anymore.
**[04:37] ---**
Why's that?
**[04:38] ---**
The dog's nose will stop
working, or something?
**[04:41] ---**
Well...
**[04:47] ---**
You idiots!
**[04:49] ---**
It's dangerous to dash out
in front of cars, you know!
**[04:53] ---**
Oh, of all people, it's you guys.
**[04:57] ---**
What's up with the wheels, monk?
**[04:59] ---**
I started a job last week,
doing deliveries for a liquor store.
**[05:03] ---**
Oh! This works out perfectly,
Bobby! Give us a lift!
**[05:06] ---**
I don't care where, but
at least as far the next town over!
**[05:08] ---**
I don't know the reason why,
**[05:10] ---**
but as long as we can keep away
from them until nightfall, we win, right?
**[05:13] ---**
That's a great idea!
**[05:15] ---**
Now, listen, I said I was working, didn't I?
**[05:19] ---**
Where's the harm? Just for an hour or two.
**[05:21] ---**
No, no, no!
**[05:22] ---**
I don't have time to go along
with the selfish requests of children!
**[05:25] ---**
Gah! Okay, fine!
If you'll help us get away,
**[05:28] ---**
I'll let you touch my breasts
or whatever as much as you like!
**[05:32] ---**
This is ridiculous!
**[05:34] ---**
Why didn't you say so first?!
**[05:40] ---**
--One grope, two gropes, three gropes,
**[05:41] ---**
--All right! Floor it, monk!
**[05:42] ---**
--four gropes, five gropes, six gropes...
**[05:44] ---**
Are you sure, Ichiko?
**[05:46] ---**
About what?
**[05:47] ---**
Ichiko, you would do that for me?
**[05:50] ---**
You'd let someone who embodies
lust to deprive you of your chastity?
**[05:53] ---**
Nobody said anything about *that*!
**[05:55] ---**
"Has no intention of letting him touch her"
**[05:56] ---**
"Boobies!"
**[05:56] ---**
Nipples in the center, and tweak!
**[05:59] ---**
Besides, like I said earlier,
letting you get away is for my sake.
**[06:04] ---**
I fundamentally think only
about my own happiness.
**[06:09] ---**
I see. That's okay.
**[06:13] ---**
I often talk about wanting you
to use your happiness energy
**[06:16] ---**
for the sake of others, Ichiko,
but that's what's important.
**[06:20] ---**
People who can think
only of others' happiness
**[06:23] ---**
will someday end up ruining themselves.
**[06:27] ---**
Ichiko, you know how things
ended up over that girl Kurumi,
**[06:30] ---**
when you only wanted for her
to be happy, once upon a time.
**[06:34] ---**
H-How do you know about that?
**[06:37] ---**
So you see, Ichiko...
**[06:41] ---**
...if you sincerely need me here,
**[06:45] ---**
then I will always remain at your side.
**[06:50] ---**
N-Now look...! Is that
what you think I want--
**[06:55] ---**
For as much as you two
always fought each other,
**[06:58] ---**
to think this day would come...!
**[07:00] ---**
Huh? Hey, you three!
Sorry to interrupt your happy moment,
**[07:05] ---**
but something is coming.
**[07:09] ---**
This is bad! Is that the
garbage bomber from earlier?
**[07:13] ---**
Bobby, dodge them!
**[07:14] ---**
You betcha!
**[07:19] ---**
What a public nuisance of an attack!
**[07:24] ---**
"Hold still!!"
**[07:24] ---**
Kumagai! Please launch me at them!
**[07:30] ---**
Say your prayers!
**[07:32] ---**
Look, you...!
**[07:37] ---**
Huh? No way!
**[07:40] ---**
"You okay!?"
**[07:41] ---**
Let's try that one more time.
**[07:44] ---**
"Your objective is weird..."
**[07:47] ---**
I know!
**[07:47] ---**
"Bop"
**[07:48] ---**
What is it, Ranmaru?
**[07:50] ---**
Now that I think about it, Momiji is
the only one who has to get away,
**[07:53] ---**
and there's no need for both
of us to run away with her, right?
**[07:56] ---**
I guess you're right.
**[07:58] ---**
In that case...
**[08:00] ---**
...I'll take care of this!
**[08:02] ---**
Ranmaru!
**[08:04] ---**
The vicious act of a villain,
**[08:07] ---**
sundering the weave of female bonds...
**[08:10] ---**
For the love that binds friends together,
**[08:12] ---**
I shoulder the destiny of foiling the enemy.
**[08:15] ---**
Come on, pups! From here on,
you'll have to face *me*!
**[08:20] ---**
Lowly human...
**[08:22] ---**
If you think I'll hold back
just because you're a girl,
**[08:24] ---**
you're greatly mistaken.
**[08:26] ---**
I'm glad to hear that.
I couldn't bear it if you used that excuse
**[08:30] ---**
after I mopped the floor with you.
**[08:32] ---**
Don't get so cocky!
**[08:36] ---**
H-Hard...!
**[08:48] ---**
Please, go on without me, Kumagai!
**[08:50] ---**
I'll catch up as soon as
I take care of this one!
**[08:52] ---**
Don't *you* get cocky now!
**[09:03] ---**
Ranmaru!
**[09:09] ---**
How's that?!
**[09:12] ---**
Hmph, not bad, are you?
**[09:15] ---**
Wait, huh?! That hurt more than I expected!
**[09:21] ---**
Hey, th--
**[09:23] ---**
That's no fair!
**[09:23] ---**
"Quiver quiver"
**[09:24] ---**
There's no way I can pound
an opponent that looks like that!
**[09:27] ---**
Turn back into your original form!
**[09:29] ---**
...and I'll turn back.
**[09:30] ---**
Huh?
**[09:31] ---**
Slug me, and I'll turn back! Come on, hit me!
**[09:34] ---**
Eww! What is this?! How repulsive!
**[09:37] ---**
You can punch me or kick me!
**[09:38] ---**
--Come on, hit me more, please!
**[09:38] ---**
--Wah! Keep away!
**[09:42] ---**
*What*? Your Somin Shorai has been
locked down, and you can't use it?
**[09:45] ---**
Mm-hmm. Do you have any other cool gear?
**[09:49] ---**
Kumagai seems pretty
determined this time around.
**[09:52] ---**
What choice do I have?
Here, a special deal, just for you.
**[09:55] ---**
What is it?
**[09:57] ---**
Something infused with
my own supernatural powers.
**[09:59] ---**
I call them "Prayer Beads, The Hyper!"
**[10:02] ---**
Put them on your feet,
and your leg strength increases!
**[10:05] ---**
Put them over your eyes,
and they boost your eyesight.
**[10:07] ---**
Mm, irresistible...
**[10:08] ---**
You lowlife!
**[10:10] ---**
Mr. Bobby, as amazing as you truly are,
**[10:12] ---**
why is it your mind only works this way?
**[10:15] ---**
Whatever, I'll take them.
**[10:18] ---**
There you are, Kumagai!
**[10:22] ---**
Tama! Are you helping out?
**[10:26] ---**
Bobby, you take care of her!
**[10:28] ---**
As you command, for boobies' sake!
**[10:31] ---**
Ichiko... don't do anything crazy.
**[10:35] ---**
I told you...
**[10:36] ---**
Don't make me keep saying it!
**[10:38] ---**
I'm not doing this for you!
**[10:41] ---**
Amazing! Just like Ranmaru!
**[10:55] ---**
Tama!
**[10:57] ---**
I-I won't let you go, Kumagai!
**[11:00] ---**
"I don't have time to tangle with you."
**[11:02] ---**
"Don't get in our way;
you don't know anything."
**[11:05] ---**
I-I don't know anything? What do you mean?
**[11:09] ---**
"Then Momiji really didn't
tell you anything, huh?"
**[11:13] ---**
"If a poverty god is washed,
**[11:16] ---**
and remains without their powers
for seven days and seven nights..."
**[11:20] ---**
"They become human!!!!"
**[11:23] ---**
They become human?
**[11:26] ---**
What does that mean?
**[11:27] ---**
"Not actually human; a doll as
close to human as you can get..."
**[11:30] ---**
A doll?
**[11:31] ---**
"In order for deities to
communicate with humans"
**[11:32] ---**
"In order for deities to
communicate with humans,
**[11:36] ---**
they take possession of dolls
known as huma-forms.
**[11:39] ---**
If they didn't, humans
couldn't even see them,
**[11:43] ---**
much less converse with them.
**[11:45] ---**
Further, if they go longer
than the time I mentioned
**[11:47] ---**
without their godly powers returning,
**[11:49] ---**
"Whoa, you're turning the pages too fast!"
**[11:49] ---**
they will be unable to
leave their huma-forms.
**[11:53] ---**
If that happens, their
personalities will never return.
**[11:55] ---**
In other words, for the poverty
god Momiji, it will mean..."
**[11:59] ---**
"Death!!"
**[12:13] ---**
Death?
**[12:17] ---**
Th-Then, she...?
**[12:17] ---**
"We'll be out of time in 30 minutes!!"
**[12:19] ---**
Wait, Kumagai, where--
**[12:21] ---**
"Wham" "Eeeee!"
**[12:25] ---**
"You stay down..."
**[12:26] ---**
W-Wait... Kumagai...
**[12:30] ---**
W-Why didn't she say anything?
**[12:34] ---**
I mean, that's something
pretty darn important, isn't it?
**[12:38] ---**
She won't be around anymore.
What's up with that?
**[12:43] ---**
Damn, that can't be...
**[12:47] ---**
If she knew that would
happen from the start...
**[12:51] ---**
Eh? Wait a minute...
**[12:55] ---**
If she knew from the start, then what...?
**[12:57] ---**
Oh, you're still alive?
**[13:00] ---**
Waah! Tsuwabu--
**[13:02] ---**
"Bam"
**[13:03] ---**
Yow-w-w... What are you doing?!
Don't startle me like that!
**[13:09] ---**
That was everything I was gonna say.
**[13:11] ---**
What are you doing out here?
**[13:13] ---**
I was... um...
**[13:16] ---**
...napping!
**[13:17] ---**
You're pretty brazen, huh?
**[13:20] ---**
"They were kissing. I'm sure of it!!"
"The youngsters these days!!"
**[13:20] ---**
What are *you* doing out here?
**[13:22] ---**
I'm in the middle of work.
**[13:25] ---**
I got your friend, Bobby, the monk,
**[13:27] ---**
a job doing deliveries for the liquor store,
**[13:31] ---**
but he hasn't come back since he left.
Now I gotta clean up the mess.
**[13:35] ---**
What's with the "Ah!"?
**[13:37] ---**
Oh, er, nothing at all!
**[13:38] ---**
Never mind that,
I have someplace I have to be.
**[13:42] ---**
Okay...
**[13:42] ---**
See you later.
**[13:44] ---**
I-I have to be someplace...?
After I catch up, then what do I do?
**[13:49] ---**
Stop Kumagai? But if I do that...
**[13:54] ---**
L-Listen, Tsuwabuki!
**[13:58] ---**
I need to ask you a question.
**[14:01] ---**
Th-This is just "what-if," okay?
**[14:04] ---**
Let's say there's someone
who really gets on my nerves.
**[14:07] ---**
I hate this person,
**[14:10] ---**
and always thought it would
be better with them gone.
**[14:13] ---**
But come to find out that
they really could be gone...
**[14:17] ---**
...and...
**[14:19] ---**
...all of a sudden, I don't
know what would be best.
**[14:22] ---**
When I think of them being gone,
**[14:25] ---**
I kind of feel my chest getting
all jumbled up, you might say.
**[14:29] ---**
So, when that happens...
When that happens, what should I do?
**[14:35] ---**
This person is, what,
moving away, or something?
**[14:38] ---**
Something like that.
**[14:40] ---**
And you'll never see them again?
**[14:42] ---**
That's probably true.
**[14:44] ---**
And depending on you,
you wouldn't have to become separated?
**[14:47] ---**
Like I said, this is all "what-if."
**[14:52] ---**
You already have the answer to that, right?
**[14:56] ---**
If you seriously thought
it best that they were gone,
**[14:58] ---**
then you wouldn't be so troubled, right?
**[15:01] ---**
Troubled? Me?
**[15:05] ---**
Looks that way to me.
**[15:06] ---**
You, troubled? Is your brain
even capable of that?!
**[15:13] ---**
That can't be right!
**[15:16] ---**
Somehow, I'm starting to
get more and more annoyed!
**[15:19] ---**
You're right! And when
I think about it again,
**[15:22] ---**
why am I going through all of this for her?!
**[15:27] ---**
Looks like you're back in gear, huh?
You've seemed pretty down lately.
**[15:33] ---**
I'm not sure if you were down,
or just being more calm, though.
**[15:38] ---**
Mm-hmm. You're right. You may be right.
**[15:45] ---**
Come to think of it, Tsuwabuki...
**[15:47] ---**
You saw me naked the other day, huh?!
**[15:50] ---**
Keep your voice down.
**[15:51] ---**
"Oh, my!! Did you hear that!?"
"How shameless!!"
**[15:51] ---**
N-Now, come on...
**[15:54] ---**
Still, you did answer my
question, so we'll call it even.
**[16:01] ---**
Good job, Tsuwabuki.
**[16:03] ---**
Eh? It is?
**[16:06] ---**
Well, I'll be going now.
**[16:09] ---**
Yeah...
**[16:12] ---**
Whoa, she's awesome.
**[16:17] ---**
What do you know? He's right.
**[16:20] ---**
Can you believe me?
I'm just now realizing it.
**[16:26] ---**
Geez, what was that just now?
**[16:31] ---**
How am I supposed to get down from here?
**[16:34] ---**
Ichiko...!
**[16:37] ---**
"That's enough playing tag."
**[16:37] ---**
Kumagai...
**[16:40] ---**
"Why didn't you tell Sakura
Ichiko the truth!?"
**[16:42] ---**
"What the hell were you thinking!!?"
**[16:46] ---**
She is...
**[16:48] ---**
Ichiko is changing dramatically.
**[16:51] ---**
She's a lot nicer to the people around her
than she was when I first met her.
**[16:58] ---**
Sure, if I take her happiness energy
by force, it will resolve the problem,
**[17:02] ---**
but by doing that, it will
bring unhappiness to Ichiko.
**[17:06] ---**
If Ichiko were to instead choose
a path that brings happiness to others,
**[17:10] ---**
then everyone will be happier.
**[17:13] ---**
That's why I thought
I could stay at Ichiko's side,
**[17:16] ---**
and offer her help in using her
happiness energy for others...
**[17:19] ---**
"And you're saying you'd give up
being a poverty god for that!!?"
**[17:20] ---**
Well, there are any number
of other poverty gods.
**[17:24] ---**
But guiding her is not something
that just anyone can do.
**[17:29] ---**
"Shake shake"
"No! No!! I won't have it!!!"
**[17:31] ---**
Kumagai...
**[17:35] ---**
It can't be...
**[17:38] ---**
I guess this is the end.
**[17:41] ---**
I'm sorry, Kumagai. I'm sorry...
**[17:45] ---**
Ichiko...
**[18:08] ---**
Ichiko...
**[18:10] ---**
You're the one who says to others,
"think about your own happiness,"
**[18:15] ---**
but what about you?!
**[18:17] ---**
Are you saying that wiping
out your poverty god self
**[18:20] ---**
and becoming human would
bring you happiness?!
**[18:23] ---**
B-But...
**[18:24] ---**
But what?
**[18:26] ---**
That's... That's what
I thought would be best.
**[18:32] ---**
Sure enough, original or mirror,
you still do whatever you please!
**[18:36] ---**
What is best for me is
something *I* will decide.
**[18:39] ---**
Besides, I finally realized something--
**[18:44] ---**
Whenever you're off your game,
it makes me downhearted.
**[18:52] ---**
Bye-bye, Momiji.
**[18:58] ---**
Ichiko... that's the first time...
**[19:02] ---**
That's the first time
you called me by name...
**[19:08] ---**
Oh, a boat! Now she can get away!
**[19:12] ---**
Oh, no... Big Sister Momiji...
**[19:17] ---**
Hey, hold on... That boat is...
**[19:22] ---**
"What's the meaning of this?"
**[19:23] ---**
Hmm? You heard what I said.
**[19:27] ---**
She really has turned my life upside-down.
**[19:31] ---**
If she were to go away on me,
**[19:32] ---**
and this whole game were to be called,
I couldn't bear it, either.
**[19:36] ---**
After I settle the score once and for all,
**[19:39] ---**
I'm gonna drive her clean
out of the human realm!
**[19:52] ---**
Long time no see. How are you feeling?
**[19:56] ---**
Yeah, I feel abysmal.
**[19:59] ---**
Thinking back on it, what you did
to me makes me want to curse you.
**[20:04] ---**
Same here.
**[20:06] ---**
To think that I was worried
about you for even a moment,
**[20:09] ---**
it puts the "super" in "super-annoying"!
**[20:13] ---**
Good grief, you know what you are?
**[20:18] ---**
Soft.
**[20:21] ---**
To pass up *two* perfect
chances to drive me away,
**[20:24] ---**
first when you helped
Tsuwabuki, and now this time...
**[20:27] ---**
And did you say you were worried about me?
**[20:31] ---**
When your brain isn't even capable of that?
**[20:33] ---**
You're making my sides ache!
**[20:34] ---**
Why, you...!
**[20:35] ---**
You want me to wash you clean again,
and keep you safe for good this time?!
**[20:38] ---**
Ooh, scary! And here I thought
we were on a first-name basis now!
**[20:42] ---**
I was talking to the mirror you!
She wanted me to call her that!
**[20:45] ---**
Actually, everything up
to now was just an act.
**[20:48] ---**
--It was a plan to get you to
remove the wall around your heart.
**[20:50] ---**
--You liar!
**[20:51] ---**
--Hooray! She's back! Big Sister Momiji!
**[20:51] ---**
--Ichiko, in the end, you
couldn't keep her safe, huh?
**[20:54] ---**
--Please hit me even harder from now on!
**[20:56] ---**
--But then...
**[20:58] ---**
--Come on, come on, don't hold back!
**[21:00] ---**
--Why? Why does she look so happy?
**[21:01] ---**
--What was that, dummy?!
**[21:04] ---**
Come to think of it, that's
the first time I saw your flat chest.
**[21:07] ---**
Shut your mouth!
**[21:08] ---**
You can't even call it
a flat chest; they're pity-titties.
**[21:11] ---**
"Pity-titties"
**[21:12] ---**
Would you shut up!
*Your* freakish boobs are mammoth-ries!
**[21:13] ---**
"Mammoth-ries"
**[21:14] ---**
*Whose* boobs are you calling freaks?!
**[21:16] ---**
And don't even go calling
peoples' breasts monsters!
**[21:18] ---**
They're like having a Slime and
She-Slime stuck to your chest!
**[21:20] ---**
You scramble-brained little girl!
**[21:22] ---**
Oh, shut up! Shut your mouth!
**[21:24] ---**
You...
**[21:26] ---**
...poverty god!
**[21:30] ---**
*Like the reflection of
tomorrow's skies appearing faintly*
**[21:36] ---**
*in my overflowing teardrops,*
**[21:41] ---**
*annoyed, unwilling, acting tough--*
**[21:44] ---**
*I bid farewell to my past self; I'm moving on*
**[21:51] ---**
*Can you take me?*
**[21:54] ---**
*Only a little more loading,
standing by is just dreamin'*
**[21:59] ---**
*With no brakes, I go 100 years ahead*
**[22:04] ---**
*Willfully take it!
If you want it, you're unstoppable*
**[22:10] ---**
*Stronger and stronger*
**[22:16] ---**
*And so it's 1way, 2way, 3way, 4way*
**[22:19] ---**
*Go way! Go way! There, You! Make My Day!*
**[22:22] ---**
*Is it really that difficult?*
**[22:27] ---**
*1way, 2way, 3way, 4way No way! No way!*
**[22:31] ---**
*Now good-bye! bad day!*
**[22:32] ---**
*As you please*
**[22:37] ---**
*You don't have to ask the answers*
**[22:40] ---**
*about the future, expectations, or misgivings*
**[22:43] ---**
*Just go one step at a time
down the path you believe*
**[22:48] ---**
*Happy about each and every thing,*
**[22:51] ---**
*which way is the headwind blowing from?*
**[22:53] ---**
*Take the swirling destiny hedging you in*
**[22:58] ---**
*and bust it up*
**[23:02] ---**
Huh? Feels like I'm forgetting something.
**[23:06] ---**
Arrested yesterday for violation
of traffic laws, license forgery,
**[23:06] ---**
"Butsumetsu City:
Light Truck in Mysterious Accident"
**[23:09] ---**
and destruction of property was
a man identifying himself as Bobby...
**[23:11] ---**
"Man identifying himself as
Bobby arrested for traffic violations"
**[23:13] ---**
I heard the voice of the breast god.
**[23:15] ---**
It said that I could fondle
breasts, so I had no choice.
**[23:18] ---**
...offered this and other cryptic statements.
**[23:20] ---**
Police are holding him
for psychiatric evaluation...
**[23:23] ---**
"The End"
**[23:26] ---**
Enemy after enemy after
enemy appear in Butsumetsu City!
**[23:29] ---**
There to take them on is me,
Adenokoji Nadeshiko!
**[23:33] ---**
Watch for the second season,
*Good Luck Girl! Darkness: Globes*
**[23:35] ---**
"Next time"
"Good Luck Girl! Darkness: Globes"
**[23:36] ---**
coming someday!
**[23:36] ---**
"Is it true that creating false previews
for sequel series jinxes their production?!"
**[23:41] ---**
"Even so, their story is just getting
started!" "Let's keep going big-time!!"
**[23:46] ---**
"See you later!!"
**[23:46] ---**
"Illustration and lettering
by: Yoshiaki Sukeno"