# E14 - Fakes
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How many times do I have to tell him?
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I bet their parents never
taught them manners!
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Who just came in that door?
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Tsukishima-san? Maeyama-san?
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I've told you a thousand
times not to slam doors!
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And what's more, you stink!
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Go take a bath!
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You're distracting me!
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I can't work like this!
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Both of you, apologize!
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Apologize to Tsurumi-san.
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I made him last night!
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Now both of you, apologize.
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Edogai-kun, don't waste your time
on stuff like that. Do your job.
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Apologize to Tsurumi-san!
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Tsurumi-san!
***SIGN*** Golden Kamuy
***SIGN*** Edogai Taxidermist
**[02:25] ---**
They're finally done.
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Perfect fake skins.
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I started with six!
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Tsurumi-san will be so happy!
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He'll pat me on the head and
tell me I did a good job!
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Was that you, Maeyama-san?
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How many times do I have to...
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M-Maeyama-san?
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*Who is that?*
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*They're coming!*
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*Did they come to steal the skins?*
***SIGN*** Episode Fourteen
Fakes
**[03:08] ---**
The smoke's splitting when it
comes out of the smokestack!
**[03:11] ---**
That means somebody's going
to die in the mines again!
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Stop it!
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Crap... Forgot my wallet.
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Hey, wasn't that one of Lt. Tsurumi's troops?
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Maybe... Not sure.
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He must've come here because he heard rumors
about a house with tattooed skins...
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Let's follow him.
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Should we go get Kiroranke and Asirpa-chan?
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They're questioning people over there.
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No, there's no time.
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Let's go.
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I need to escape.
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But the only exit is the front door.
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What do I do?
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You gave me a rat as a present?
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* Tsukishima takes long baths.*
* He won't be back for a while.*
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* I've got time to make the taxidermist*
* tell me what they're planning here.*
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Sir!
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A white bear just went thataway...
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I see. It's a scorcher out today, yeah.
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What the hell is this?
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Looks like the taxidermist kid
is in love with Lt. Tsurumi.
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Well, that's not good.
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It gives Lt. Tsurumi too
much of an advantage.
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Shit. He got away!
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You bastard!
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You'll pay for what you did to Maeyama...
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How could you kill your
former comrade, Ogata?
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Both of you are working
against the government.
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You're HQ's pet cat!
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I know exactly what you want!
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You want to offer rebels up to the
government so you can get a promotion.
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You want to sell out your friends
so you can surpass your father,
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who was the head of the 7th Division!
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Friends, comrades?
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You're good at using cheesy lines
to trick young men, Lt. Tsurumi.
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*How many bullets do I have left?*
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Edogai, you alive?
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A white bear just went thataway...
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Was that him?
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I need to give them to Tsurumi-san!
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He went after Edogai?
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I need to find him before Tsukishima...
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Can we ignore the soldier who just ran out?
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I want to know what's in this house.
**[06:49] ---**
*Immortal Sugimoto...*
**[06:51] ---**
*Well, that's another problem to worry about.*
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Look, Sugimoto! A body!
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That's suspicious! This might be the place!
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What the hell is this?
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You're Shiraishi Yoshitake, aren't you?
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Hijikata Toshizou told me about you.
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*Should I make them stop Tsukishima for me?*
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Sugimoto!
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Look at this!
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I think Lt. Tsurumi was
making fake skins here!
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The soldier who just left
must have stolen them!
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We should chase him now!
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Tsurumi-san! Tsurumi-san!
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Did you see a white bear?
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Tsurumi-san! Tsurumi-san! Tsurumi-san!
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Edogai-kun!
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Your luck ran out when you met the
Grim Reaper named Lt. Tsurumi.
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Get on, Edogai!
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That's him!
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Tsukishima-san, let's head
into the tunnels and escape!
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The tunnels all loop back on each other,
and there are plenty of exits!
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I'm going to get the fake
skins I made to Tsurumi-san
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and have him pat me on the head and lick me!
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Tsurumi-san!
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Immortal Sugimoto?!
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Did he hear the rumors
about the tattooed skins?
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We can't let them get away!
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If those fake skins get loose,
there'll be chaos!
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Ow!
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Get lost!
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Watch out!
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Oh, no... They'll catch up to us!
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Give me those skins!
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Get lost!
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Watch out, Shiraishi!
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My pants are gonna split!
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It's the guy who killed Maeyama-san!
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That's Ogata.
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Keep your head down or he'll shoot!
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Hey!
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Stop! Stop!
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We lit the 'mite up!
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Stop, or you'll be caught in the explosion!
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Oh, no!
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Were they yelling something?
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Not sure.
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Dynamite? That was close.
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That scared me.
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But now they can't follow us!
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Let's escape out the other
side of the mountain!
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Shit.
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Hey, do you smell something?
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Like burning metal...
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Firedamp!
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The blast hit a gas pocket!
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Run!
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It's gonna blow!
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Did something just blow up?
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Let's just get out of here, Shiraishi!
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What's this wind?
**[11:29] ---**
It's a returner!
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There might be another, bigger blast!
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Get out, now!
***SIGN*** Golden Kamuy
**[11:47] ---**
Another gas explosion...
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That was the biggest we've
had for a long while.
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The whole mountain shook.
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That's terrible!
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Edogai!
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Where are you, Edogai? Are you still alive?
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Tsukishima-san, I'm right here!
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Over there?
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I'll get you out now!
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Tsukishima-san, run away.
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The only way to keep the fire from
spreading is to shut off the air.
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So they'll seal all the exits,
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even if there are still people inside.
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Then we need to get you out!
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A rock crushed my leg...
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Take this to Tsurumi-san!
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He was the first person
who ever took me seriously.
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And this was what he wanted in return.
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Don't waste them, Tsukishima-san!
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Right!
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And one more thing....
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There's one more thing
I want you to tell him.
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What is it? Tell me, Edogai!
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Shiraishi! Wake up, Shiraishi!
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Wake up, you useless idiot!
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*I feel so tired... Is it because of the gas?*
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I am Immortal Sugimoto!
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I don't know where I'm going!
That's not good.
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Hey, not that way!
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The air vent's this way! Come this way!
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Why the hell...
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Shiraishi, breathe!
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I can't have you dying on me!
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Shiraishi! Shiraishi!
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*Shit... not here...*
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Somebody's coming out!
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Did someone just now make it out?
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Wow! He saved two of them!
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Hey, girl. We meet again.
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Dick-sensei!
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The fish cake! She's still got it!
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What are you doing here?
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I came with someone else
to Yuubari, but they disappeared.
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I was looking for them when
I saw you on that mine cart.
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Someone else?
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Fine. Take them with us.
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You were with Lt. Tsurumi!
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Why are you with Ushiyama?
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The fakes were probably made
using these six bodies.
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We know for a fact that
the taxidermist is dead.
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Sergeant Tsukishima is a tough soldier.
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Until they pull his body out of the tunnels,
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we have to assume there are six fake
skins in circulation out there.
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We need to find a way to tell if the
one he left behind is fake or real.
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Old man, have we met?
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*Shit!*
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No, don't be silly!
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This is Hijikata Toshizou!
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Hijikata...
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It's been a long time, Shiraishi Yoshitake.
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Will you introduce me to your friend?
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* What's the plan if he finds out,*
* you senile old geezer?!*
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* Will Sugimoto kill me if he finds out*
* I've been passing them information?*
**[17:20] ---**
There was something I wanted
to ask you if we met.
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There's something that Nopperabo
must've told you and nobody else.
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Either he trusted you to a degree,
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or you both shared some great goal.
I don't know which.
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But did he propose that you give weapons to
the Ainu and start a war of independence?
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Is Nopperabo really an Ainu?
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You've gotten that far, huh?
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Is your plan to get one up on Nopperabo
and rebuild the Republic of Ezo,
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Hijikata Toshizou-san?
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My father is—
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Do we work together,
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or do we kill each other here?
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Choose.
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*Hijikata just cut that girl's words off.*
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*"My father"?*
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*Is that girl Nopperabo's daughter?*
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If you have tattooed skins,
we'll buy them from you.
**[18:25] ---**
*Nagakura Shinpachi is here, too!*
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We won't ask you to help us.
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Just sell us the skins, and use the money
to go home, find a wife, and live in peace.
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Or is that too boring a life for a young man?
**[18:42] ---**
I need to meet Nopperabo
and find some answers.
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Until then, I can't have you finding the gold.
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What the hell is with that rumbling?
**[19:04] ---**
Shall I make something for you?
**[19:07] ---**
Ienaga's alive!
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Why not discuss the rest over a meal?
**[19:32] ---**
This is nanko stew.
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It's a local dish made in the Sorachi area,
which includes Yuubari.
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An offal stew made from
boiling intestines in miso.
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Hey, Ienaga. This meat's safe to eat, right?
**[19:44] ---**
Don't worry!
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Nanko means "horse intestine"
in the local dialect.
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Horse, eh?
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I don't know how all you guys
manage to work together.
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Especially the guy who used
to work for Lt. Tsurumi.
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Somebody who's a traitor
once will betray you again.
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Sugimoto, you almost killed me,
but I'm not the type to hold a grudge.
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That hurt me, though.
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No fighting during lunch.
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Our priority right now is finding a way
to tell which ones are the fakes.
***SIGN*** Otaru
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I have returned.
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The highest ambition of an artist is to
leave his work behind for the world to enjoy.
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Especially if it's something
that will change the world,
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they could ask for no more.
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Edogai's last words were a message for you.
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What is it?
**[20:53] (Flashback) ---**
Iron! Tell him "Iron"!
**[20:56] (Flashback) ---**
"Iron"?
**[20:57] (Flashback) ---**
Tsurumi-san... He'll be able to
figure it out just from that!
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Well done.
**[21:08] ---**
Get some rest, Tsukishima.
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Yes, sir.
**[21:14] ---**
Iron... Iron...
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*Edogai had an obsession with tannin.*
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* It's a way of tanning that*
* takes a lot of extra effort,*
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*that no one else would ever use.*
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*He shared that with me and no one else.*
**[21:33] (Flashback) ---**
Tsurumi-san, when these
gloves get wet, be careful!
**[21:39] (Flashback) ---**
If they touch a certain thing,
they'll turn black!
**[21:45] ---**
* The tannin gets absorbed into the*
* water and then reacts with the iron.*
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* Edogai-kun's last words were telling*
* me how to detect the fakes.*
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* He sacrificed his life to*
* give me five fake skins.*
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*And I'll make good use of them!*
***SIGN*** Next Time
Let's Talk About the Past
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Next Time: "Let's Talk About the Past."