1 - The Bodyguard of Barato / Terror! The Mysterious Giant Bird

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SIGN    Barato
[00:11] Man
    It hurts!
[00:13] Hijikata
    Your screaming is proof
    that you lacked resolve.
[00:17] Hijikata
    Listen up, little boys.
[00:19] Hijikata
    If you see a decrepit man in this era,
    assume he's a survivor.
SIGN    Yamamoto Barbershop
[00:30] Yamamoto
    Sheesh...
[00:32] Yamamoto
    The inn town of Barato used
    to be run by the Hidoro clan,
[00:36] Yamamoto
    But one of their men, Kusuda Umakichi,
    opened up another gambling hall nearby.
[00:41] Yamamoto
    Ever since then, they've been
     killing each other.
[00:44] Yamamoto
    You're a bodyguard too, right?
[00:46] Yamamoto
    I can tell by looking at your face.
[00:48] Yamamoto
    Who are you going to join?
[00:50] Ogata
    I don't know.
[00:51] Ogata
    By the way, you seen any men
    with strange-looking tattoos?
[00:56] Yamamoto
    Tattoos?
[00:58] Yamamoto
    Plenty of people have tattoos.
[01:00] Ogata
    Not like those.
SIGN    The Bodyguards of Barato
[01:12] Hijikata
    Rice topped with finely chopped
    takuan and soaked in tea.
[01:16] Nagakura
    You like to eat it that way, don't you?
[01:22] Dad
    You say you killed one of my men?
[01:25] Man
    It has to be a bluff, Dad!
[01:28] Man
    We ain't paying you 50 yen!
[01:31] Kusuda
    Go kidnap one of Hidoro's mistresses.
[01:33] Kusuda
    She and the kid in her
    belly will be our hostages.
[01:36] Kusuda
    If you pull it off, I'll hire you for 50 yen.
[01:40] Nagakura
    Hidoro and Umakichi... which side do you
    suppose came up with the rumors?
[01:46] Hijikata
    No way to know.
[01:48] Hijikata
    The only things ever to come from Matsumae
[01:50] Hijikata
    that were worth a damn were Nagakura
    Shinpachi and Matsumaezuke-style rice.
[01:55] Woman
    Hey, samurai.
[01:58] Woman
    I've got 60 yen right here. Join the Hidoro.
[02:01] Woman
    You're not like my idiot son or those thugs.
[02:06] Woman
    I could tell at first glance.
[02:08] Woman
    Sorry to interrupt your meal.
[02:10] Woman
    Shinpei, lead them to our place.
[02:15] Nagakura
    So the real leader of the
    Hidoro is the mother?
[02:19] Nagakura
    A kidnapped mistress won't
    mean a thing to her.
[02:23] Shinpei
    Kidnapped mistress?
[02:25] Nagakura
    That's what Umakichi asked for.
[02:27] Shinpei
    They must be intending to use the mistress 
    as a hostage to trade for that!
[02:34] Nagakura
    "That"?
[02:35] Shinpei
    There was this guy who lost
    bad at the gambling hall,
[02:38] Shinpei
    and offered something weird as collateral...
[02:42] Shinpei
    He said it's the skin of a prisoner
    who escaped Abashiri prison,
[02:47] Shinpei
    and it leads to Ainu gold!
[02:55] Ogura
    So the police chief wants Umakichi
    to take over the town's gambling hall
[02:59] Ogura
    so he can take bribes for it?
[03:01] Yamamoto
    That's not all.
[03:03] Yamamoto
    The chief wants something
    the Hidoro have, I'm told.
[03:10] Chief
    Where's this oh-so-talented samurai?
[03:13] Yamamoto
    Oh, Police Chief!
[03:15] Yamamoto
    I'm afraid I don't know what
    you're talking about...
[03:18] Chief
    I don't think I've seen that
    thug over there before...
[03:21] Chief
    If you're new to my town,
    let me give you some advice.
[03:24] Chief
    Join Umakichi.
[03:27] Chief
    If I find you with the Hidoro bodyguards,
    I'll make you regret it.
[03:40] Officer
    The 7th Division?!
[03:42] Ogata
    I have a question for you, Officer Ass-Chin.
[04:07] Kusuda
    That bell's so far away...
[04:10] Man
    He's so good with that rifle!
[04:13] Kusuda
    Right this way, sir...
[04:22] Hijikata
    The sound of the bell he struck is a
    sign that things are about to happen.
[04:28] Shinpei
    Mr. Samurai, please help
    me hide that mistress.
[04:33] Shinpei
    She's pregnant with my child!
[04:37] Shinpei
    My mom's the one hiding that skin!
[04:39] Shinpei
    She'll never give it up for a mistress!
[04:45] Woman
    What's wrong, Shinpei-chan?
[04:47] Shinpei
    Chiyoko! Hide your face!
[04:49] Shinpei
    We're leaving!
[05:09] Shinpei
    Why did you kill them?!
[05:11] Hijikata
    Bring your mother here.
    Tell her Umakichi did this.
[05:16] Hijikata
    She's an outlaw, but outlaws care
    deeply about bonds of blood.
[05:22] Hijikata
    Make her bring out the tattooed skin.
[05:25] Hijikata
    The two of you are better off
[05:26] Hijikata
    spending your life dealing with
    small-time thugs at a gambling hall.
[05:31] Hijikata
    All you care about is crushing
    the Umakichi gang, right?
[05:35] Hijikata
    All I need for payment is the tattooed skin.
[05:43] Shinpei
    The Umakichi gang did this. They left a note.
[05:47] Shinpei
    They said they took Chiyoko hostage
    and demanded the tattooed skin...
[05:53] Mother
    He can't have it!
[05:55] Shinpei
    She's pregnant with your grandchild!
[06:06] Ogata
    Maybe I can start slicing at your ass-chin,
[06:09] Ogata
    and when I'm done you'll
    have a full-body ass.
[06:11] Chief
    I don't know what that means!
[06:13] Ogata
    Tell me all you know about
    the tattoos, Officer Ass.
[06:18] Chief
    The tattooed skin the Hidoro have should
    be in the secret room in their lodge!
[06:23] Kusuda
    My plan was to kidnap the Hidoro
    boy's mistress to get the skin...
[06:29] Chief
    It hurts! It hurts! Please stop!
[06:30] Ogata
    Take me to the mistress's house.
[06:35] Chief
    Who could've done this?
[06:38] Chief
    Were they fighting among themselves?
[06:39] Kusuga
    No! Somebody kidnapped her first!
[06:44] Kusuga
    We need to hurry! The Hidoro
    might think we did it and attack!
[06:49] Ogata
    A 44-40.
[06:51] Ogata
    Winchester, huh?
[06:53] Ogata
    The old man had one...
[06:56] Ogata
    Umakichi!
[07:00] Shinpei
    I'm a coward. I'm not cut out for fighting.
[07:04] Shinpei
    Once you have the skin, just leave.
[07:07] Shinpei
    I'll give the gambling hall over to
    Umakichi and leave town with Chiyoko.
[07:12] Shinpei
    I'll leave my mom and dad behind and be free.
[07:16] Nagakura
    We won't call you a coward.
[07:21] Shinpei
    Okay, good luck!
[07:25] Dad
    Just give it to them!
[07:27] Dad
    If something happens to Chiyoko...
[07:30] Mom
    This is a good chance to
    settle things, isn't it?
[07:36] Mom
    Time to get to work, bodyguards!
[07:39] Mom
    It's all-out war! Get ready!
[07:44] Kusuga
    Get your weapons, everyone!
[07:46] Ogata
    Why are yakuza afraid of a little fighting?
[07:50] Ogata
    Let's go get that skin.
[07:55] sign
    Yamamoto Barbershop
[07:56] Yamamoto
    Please, no!
[07:58] Yamamoto
    Why do I have to be the one
    who does the hostage handover?
[08:01] Nagakura
    Tell them we threatened you.
[08:04] Hijikata
    The Hidoro will arrive in
    front of the shop soon.
[08:08] Yamamoto
    Why did it have to be in front of my shop?
[08:15] Shinpei
    You brought the skin, right, Mom?
[08:19] Shinpei
    If you try anything, the hostage...
[08:21] Mom
    Shut up. I know.
[08:24] Mom
    For your part, once you get
    the girl, get her out of here.
[08:29] Mom
    Once I fire my gun, that's the signal
    for all our bodyguards to attack.
[08:33] Mom
    Umakichi's gang must be lurking around here.
[08:36] Mom
    If you don't hurry you'll
    get caught up in the fight!
[08:40] Man
    Hidoro's men are all already
    in position, Boss Umakichi.
[08:44] Kusuga
    G-Good. Let's go, men!
[08:50] Shinpei
    Chiyoko!
[08:51] Mom
    Give us the hostage.
[08:54] Yamamoto
    Please... I have to see what you have first.
[08:58] Shinpei
    Hand it over, Mom!
[09:04] Mom
    Take a look.
[09:10] Shinpei
    I won't let Mom give the signal.
[09:14] Shinpei
    The killing's over.
[09:16] Shinpei
    This will end it all...
[09:26] Chiyoko
    The old man was shot?!
[09:30] Shinpei
    The lipstick does nothing!
[09:34] Ogata
    I thought that was an old man in disguise.
[09:37] Nagakura
    So they saw through it, huh?
[09:39] Mom
    What are you doing here?
[09:40] Nagakura
    Don't touch it! He'll shoot you!
[09:46] Shinpei
    Dad!
[09:48] Shinpei
    It's all ruined!
[09:49] Shinpei
    This wasn't how it was supposed to go!
[09:52] Ogata
    Umakichi!
[09:53] Ogata
    It's in front of the barbershop! Go get it!
[09:59] Men
    That gunfire was the old
    lady's signal, right?
[10:02] Men
    Really?
[10:03] Men
    I'm out of this.
[10:05] Men
    Wait...
[10:11] Hijikata
    Head for the barbershop!
[10:14] Hijikata
    Anyone who retreats... I'll kill where they stand!
SIGN    Golden Kamuy
[10:24] sign
    Yamamoto Barbershop
[10:24] Umakichi
    Go! Go! Head for the barbershop!
[10:29] Men
    That's the Umakichi gang! Shoot them!
[10:32] Ogata
    I shouldn't have expected
    yakuza to know how to fight.
[10:36] Ogata
    Hey, tell those idiots at the front
    not to cross the road diagonally!
[10:41] Ogata
    Advance forward, and try to
    stay in cover as best you can!
[10:45] Man
    Got it!
[10:48] Man
    Don't poke your head out! You'll be shot!
[10:50] Hijikata
    The one in the watchtower
    is too far away to hit.
[10:53] Hijikata
    Get as close as you can,
    then all of you open fire at once.
[10:56] Kantarou
    We can't get closer if he can
    shoot us from that distance!
[11:03] Man
    Who are you?
[11:04] Hijikata
    Tell the others to travel through the houses.
[11:09] Man
    Yes, sir!
[11:11] Man
    Get out of here!
[11:15] Nagakura
    Oops.
[11:19] Ogata
    Somebody go grab it!
[11:23] Chief
    I got it! It's finally mine!
[11:32] Hijikata
    Advance while taking out the enemy.
[11:34] Hijikata
    Get to the watchtower and defeat the sniper.
[11:38] Hijikata
    Split up into three groups and
    break apart from one another.
[11:40] Hijikata
    It'll make it harder to aim.
[11:43] Hijikata
    Surround the watchtower!
[11:50] Hijikata
    Fire back.
[11:51] Man
    What?
[11:52] Hijikata
    You don't have to hit them.
[11:54] Hijikata
    Just firing will be enough
    to make them take cover.
[11:58] Hijikata
    While they're taking cover,
    your allies can advance.
[12:02] Hijikata
    Then when the first man is in position,
[12:03] Hijikata
    he can provide suppressing
    fire for the others.
[12:06] Hijikata
    Repeat that process to advance.
[12:10] Hijikata
    Now fire!
[12:30] Kantarou
    Wow...
[12:35] Ogata
    That's strange.
[12:38] Ogata
    The Hidoro mother is known for her greed,
    but she doesn't care about the skin.
[12:46] Hijikata
    Shoot him down!
[12:47] Ogata
    Damn it!
[12:48] Ogata
    When did they get there?
[12:51] Ogata
    From the sides, too...
[12:52] Ogata
    They're surrounding me?
[12:54] Ogata
    I missed my chance to run.
[13:02] Men
    Got him!
[13:03] Men
    I got the man in the watchtower!
[13:09] Kusug
    Don't touch it.
[13:11] Kusug
    That's mine.
[13:14] Nagakura
    You want to fight, huh?
[13:19] Nagakura
    Once a fire lights within
    Nagakura Shinpachi...
[13:23] Nagakura
    it won't be quenched by
    anything less than your blood.
[14:02] Kantarou
    The Umakichi gang is running away...
[14:05] Kantarou
    The fight's over.
[14:07] Man
    Hey, look. A fire.
[14:11] Shinpei
    That's our lodge!
[14:14] Shinpei
    M-Mom?!
[14:18] Nagakura
    That woman was as clever as we thought.
[14:21] Hijikata
    And she has no human feelings, either.
[14:34] Mom
    Take any valuables out of the lodge!
[14:37] Mom
    I'll grab the skin!
[14:39] Shinpei
    It was empty?!
[14:41] Shinpei
    You picked the skin over your own grandchild?
[14:45] Dad
    Hey, what does that mean?
[14:48] Dad
    "Grandchild"?
[14:49] Mom
    The kid in Chiyoko's belly
    belongs to Shinpei, not you!
[14:55] Mom
    I once took what you splurt
    out and showed it to a doctor!
[14:58] Mom
    You can't have kids!
[15:10] Shinpei
    Where'd you go, Mom?!
[15:20] Shinpei
    Is that the real thing?
[15:23] Shinpei
    Just forget about the skin, Mom!
[15:26] Mom
    You're just like your real dad!
[15:29] Mom
    No ambition at all!
[15:31] Mom
    Your dad's out there somewhere,
    working as a laborer!
[15:44] Shinpei
    Dad... That's enough isn't it?
[15:50] Dad
    Who the hell are you
    calling "Dad," you bastard?
[15:54] Dad
    You lied to me for years...
[15:57] Dad
    Maybe I'll split open your head and
[16:01] Dad
    mix what's inside with the herring
    guts to use as fertilizer?
[16:05] Dad
    That explains why you're so worthless.
[16:08] Dad
    I feel better knowing you're not my son.
[16:12] Shinpei
    Shut up! Just you wait!
[16:14] Shinpei
    I'll get rich all on my own.
[16:18] Shinpei
    I'll make a palace way bigger
    than this shitty lodge!
[16:23] Shinpei
    Come see me when you run out of cash!
[16:25] Shinpei
    I'll hire you as a laborer!
[16:39] Ogata
    Killing a parent's a rite of
    passage for leaving the nest.
[16:45] Ogata
    Wimps like you infuriate me the most!
[17:09] Chiyoko
    Shinpei-chan, the lodge is on fire.
[17:13] Shinpei
    This is for the best.
[17:15] Shinpei
    Let's go, Chiyoko.
[17:18] Shinpei
    Farewell!
[17:27] Ogata
    What do you think?
[17:29] Nagakura
    How dangerous...
[17:32] Nagakura
    One wrong step and the
    skin would've burned up.
[17:36] Hijikata
    What are you after?
[17:38] Ogata
    I followed you here because I happened
    to hear rumors about the tattoos.
[17:43] Ogata
    But when I saw you at
    the barber, I knew it was you.
[17:46] Ogata
    I worked for Lt. Tsurumi, so I know you well.
[17:53] Ogata
    Do you need a good bodyguard,
    Hijikata Toshizou-san?
SIGN    Terror! The Mysterious Giant Bird
[19:56] Sugimoto
    There it is! It's huge!
[20:06] Asirpa
    When the eagle stops on the log,
    grab its leg with this kapacirap.
[20:15] Asirpa
    But even the biggest hook
    will never catch the Huri...
[20:23] Asirpa
    It's a legendary bird whose one
    wing stretches seven leagues...
[20:28] Asirpa
    When this bird appears,
[20:29] Asirpa
    the sky darkens and women and
    children are kidnapped, they say...
[20:42] Sugimoto
    Got ya!
[20:49] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san! Wake up!
[20:50] Sugimoto
    What do I do with this?
[20:53] Asirpa
    Huh?
[20:53] Sugimoto
    Don't "huh" me!
[20:55] Sugimoto
    Shiraishi! Come out!
[20:56] Sugimoto
    Help me pin it down!
[20:58] Shiraishi
    Sure.
[21:01] Shiraishi
    Ow!
[21:02] Shiraishi
    That hurt...
[21:03] Sugimoto
    Go back to sleep!
[21:08] Shiraishi
    Nice work!
[21:15] Sugimoto
    What is that huge bird?!
[21:17] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san is... kind of floating!
[21:23] Sugimoto
    Hey! Stop it!
[21:24] Sugimoto
    Let her go! Let her go, bastard!
[21:36] Narr
    In the last days of the Meiji era,
[21:37] Narr
    a massive bird attacked a horse
    and cart on the plains of Kushiro,
[21:41] Narr
    and was killed by a farmer with a club.
[21:44] Narr
    It's said that this massive
    bird was actually a bald eagle,
[21:49] Narr
    who had gotten lost and
    traveled from the continent.
[21:52] Asirpa
    The legendary giant bird was real!
[21:56] Sugimoto
    It had a head like Shiraishi!