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1 - The Bodyguard of Barato / Terror! The Mysterious Giant Bird

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SIGN    Barato
[00:11] Man
    It hurts!
[00:13] Hijikata
    Your screaming is proof
    that you lacked resolve.
[00:17] Hijikata
    Listen up, little boys.
[00:19] Hijikata
    If you see a decrepit man in this era,
    assume he's a survivor.
SIGN    Yamamoto Barbershop
[00:30] Yamamoto
    Sheesh...
[00:32] Yamamoto
    The inn town of Barato used
    to be run by the Hidoro clan,
[00:36] Yamamoto
    But one of their men, Kusuda Umakichi,
    opened up another gambling hall nearby.
[00:41] Yamamoto
    Ever since then, they've been
     killing each other.
[00:44] Yamamoto
    You're a bodyguard too, right?
[00:46] Yamamoto
    I can tell by looking at your face.
[00:48] Yamamoto
    Who are you going to join?
[00:50] Ogata
    I don't know.
[00:51] Ogata
    By the way, you seen any men
    with strange-looking tattoos?
[00:56] Yamamoto
    Tattoos?
[00:58] Yamamoto
    Plenty of people have tattoos.
[01:00] Ogata
    Not like those.
SIGN    The Bodyguards of Barato
[01:12] Hijikata
    Rice topped with finely chopped
    takuan and soaked in tea.
[01:16] Nagakura
    You like to eat it that way, don't you?
[01:22] Dad
    You say you killed one of my men?
[01:25] Man
    It has to be a bluff, Dad!
[01:28] Man
    We ain't paying you 50 yen!
[01:31] Kusuda
    Go kidnap one of Hidoro's mistresses.
[01:33] Kusuda
    She and the kid in her
    belly will be our hostages.
[01:36] Kusuda
    If you pull it off, I'll hire you for 50 yen.
[01:40] Nagakura
    Hidoro and Umakichi... which side do you
    suppose came up with the rumors?
[01:46] Hijikata
    No way to know.
[01:48] Hijikata
    The only things ever to come from Matsumae
[01:50] Hijikata
    that were worth a damn were Nagakura
    Shinpachi and Matsumaezuke-style rice.
[01:55] Woman
    Hey, samurai.
[01:58] Woman
    I've got 60 yen right here. Join the Hidoro.
[02:01] Woman
    You're not like my idiot son or those thugs.
[02:06] Woman
    I could tell at first glance.
[02:08] Woman
    Sorry to interrupt your meal.
[02:10] Woman
    Shinpei, lead them to our place.
[02:15] Nagakura
    So the real leader of the
    Hidoro is the mother?
[02:19] Nagakura
    A kidnapped mistress won't
    mean a thing to her.
[02:23] Shinpei
    Kidnapped mistress?
[02:25] Nagakura
    That's what Umakichi asked for.
[02:27] Shinpei
    They must be intending to use the mistress
    as a hostage to trade for that!
[02:34] Nagakura
    "That"?
[02:35] Shinpei
    There was this guy who lost
    bad at the gambling hall,
[02:38] Shinpei
    and offered something weird as collateral...
[02:42] Shinpei
    He said it's the skin of a prisoner
    who escaped Abashiri prison,
[02:47] Shinpei
    and it leads to Ainu gold!
[02:55] Ogura
    So the police chief wants Umakichi
    to take over the town's gambling hall
[02:59] Ogura
    so he can take bribes for it?
[03:01] Yamamoto
    That's not all.
[03:03] Yamamoto
    The chief wants something
    the Hidoro have, I'm told.
[03:10] Chief
    Where's this oh-so-talented samurai?
[03:13] Yamamoto
    Oh, Police Chief!
[03:15] Yamamoto
    I'm afraid I don't know what
    you're talking about...
[03:18] Chief
    I don't think I've seen that
    thug over there before...
[03:21] Chief
    If you're new to my town,
    let me give you some advice.
[03:24] Chief
    Join Umakichi.
[03:27] Chief
    If I find you with the Hidoro bodyguards,
    I'll make you regret it.
[03:40] Officer
    The 7th Division?!
[03:42] Ogata
    I have a question for you, Officer Ass-Chin.
[04:07] Kusuda
    That bell's so far away...
[04:10] Man
    He's so good with that rifle!
[04:13] Kusuda
    Right this way, sir...
[04:22] Hijikata
    The sound of the bell he struck is a
    sign that things are about to happen.
[04:28] Shinpei
    Mr. Samurai, please help
    me hide that mistress.
[04:33] Shinpei
    She's pregnant with my child!
[04:37] Shinpei
    My mom's the one hiding that skin!
[04:39] Shinpei
    She'll never give it up for a mistress!
[04:45] Woman
    What's wrong, Shinpei-chan?
[04:47] Shinpei
    Chiyoko! Hide your face!
[04:49] Shinpei
    We're leaving!
[05:09] Shinpei
    Why did you kill them?!
[05:11] Hijikata
    Bring your mother here.
    Tell her Umakichi did this.
[05:16] Hijikata
    She's an outlaw, but outlaws care
    deeply about bonds of blood.
[05:22] Hijikata
    Make her bring out the tattooed skin.
[05:25] Hijikata
    The two of you are better off
[05:26] Hijikata
    spending your life dealing with
    small-time thugs at a gambling hall.
[05:31] Hijikata
    All you care about is crushing
    the Umakichi gang, right?
[05:35] Hijikata
    All I need for payment is the tattooed skin.
[05:43] Shinpei
    The Umakichi gang did this. They left a note.
[05:47] Shinpei
    They said they took Chiyoko hostage
    and demanded the tattooed skin...
[05:53] Mother
    He can't have it!
[05:55] Shinpei
    She's pregnant with your grandchild!
[06:06] Ogata
    Maybe I can start slicing at your ass-chin,
[06:09] Ogata
    and when I'm done you'll
    have a full-body ass.
[06:11] Chief
    I don't know what that means!
[06:13] Ogata
    Tell me all you know about
    the tattoos, Officer Ass.
[06:18] Chief
    The tattooed skin the Hidoro have should
    be in the secret room in their lodge!
[06:23] Kusuda
    My plan was to kidnap the Hidoro
    boy's mistress to get the skin...
[06:29] Chief
    It hurts! It hurts! Please stop!
[06:30] Ogata
    Take me to the mistress's house.
[06:35] Chief
    Who could've done this?
[06:38] Chief
    Were they fighting among themselves?
[06:39] Kusuga
    No! Somebody kidnapped her first!
[06:44] Kusuga
    We need to hurry! The Hidoro
    might think we did it and attack!
[06:49] Ogata
    A 44-40.
[06:51] Ogata
    Winchester, huh?
[06:53] Ogata
    The old man had one...
[06:56] Ogata
    Umakichi!
[07:00] Shinpei
    I'm a coward. I'm not cut out for fighting.
[07:04] Shinpei
    Once you have the skin, just leave.
[07:07] Shinpei
    I'll give the gambling hall over to
    Umakichi and leave town with Chiyoko.
[07:12] Shinpei
    I'll leave my mom and dad behind and be free.
[07:16] Nagakura
    We won't call you a coward.
[07:21] Shinpei
    Okay, good luck!
[07:25] Dad
    Just give it to them!
[07:27] Dad
    If something happens to Chiyoko...
[07:30] Mom
    This is a good chance to
    settle things, isn't it?
[07:36] Mom
    Time to get to work, bodyguards!
[07:39] Mom
    It's all-out war! Get ready!
[07:44] Kusuga
    Get your weapons, everyone!
[07:46] Ogata
    Why are yakuza afraid of a little fighting?
[07:50] Ogata
    Let's go get that skin.
[07:55] sign
    Yamamoto Barbershop
[07:56] Yamamoto
    Please, no!
[07:58] Yamamoto
    Why do I have to be the one
    who does the hostage handover?
[08:01] Nagakura
    Tell them we threatened you.
[08:04] Hijikata
    The Hidoro will arrive in
    front of the shop soon.
[08:08] Yamamoto
    Why did it have to be in front of my shop?
[08:15] Shinpei
    You brought the skin, right, Mom?
[08:19] Shinpei
    If you try anything, the hostage...
[08:21] Mom
    Shut up. I know.
[08:24] Mom
    For your part, once you get
    the girl, get her out of here.
[08:29] Mom
    Once I fire my gun, that's the signal
    for all our bodyguards to attack.
[08:33] Mom
    Umakichi's gang must be lurking around here.
[08:36] Mom
    If you don't hurry you'll
    get caught up in the fight!
[08:40] Man
    Hidoro's men are all already
    in position, Boss Umakichi.
[08:44] Kusuga
    G-Good. Let's go, men!
[08:50] Shinpei
    Chiyoko!
[08:51] Mom
    Give us the hostage.
[08:54] Yamamoto
    Please... I have to see what you have first.
[08:58] Shinpei
    Hand it over, Mom!
[09:04] Mom
    Take a look.
[09:10] Shinpei
    I won't let Mom give the signal.
[09:14] Shinpei
    The killing's over.
[09:16] Shinpei
    This will end it all...
[09:26] Chiyoko
    The old man was shot?!
[09:30] Shinpei
    The lipstick does nothing!
[09:34] Ogata
    I thought that was an old man in disguise.
[09:37] Nagakura
    So they saw through it, huh?
[09:39] Mom
    What are you doing here?
[09:40] Nagakura
    Don't touch it! He'll shoot you!
[09:46] Shinpei
    Dad!
[09:48] Shinpei
    It's all ruined!
[09:49] Shinpei
    This wasn't how it was supposed to go!
[09:52] Ogata
    Umakichi!
[09:53] Ogata
    It's in front of the barbershop! Go get it!
[09:59] Men
    That gunfire was the old
    lady's signal, right?
[10:02] Men
    Really?
[10:03] Men
    I'm out of this.
[10:05] Men
    Wait...
[10:11] Hijikata
    Head for the barbershop!
[10:14] Hijikata
    Anyone who retreats... I'll kill where they stand!
SIGN    Golden Kamuy
[10:24] sign
    Yamamoto Barbershop
[10:24] Umakichi
    Go! Go! Head for the barbershop!
[10:29] Men
    That's the Umakichi gang! Shoot them!
[10:32] Ogata
    I shouldn't have expected
    yakuza to know how to fight.
[10:36] Ogata
    Hey, tell those idiots at the front
    not to cross the road diagonally!
[10:41] Ogata
    Advance forward, and try to
    stay in cover as best you can!
[10:45] Man
    Got it!
[10:48] Man
    Don't poke your head out! You'll be shot!
[10:50] Hijikata
    The one in the watchtower
    is too far away to hit.
[10:53] Hijikata
    Get as close as you can,
    then all of you open fire at once.
[10:56] Kantarou
    We can't get closer if he can
    shoot us from that distance!
[11:03] Man
    Who are you?
[11:04] Hijikata
    Tell the others to travel through the houses.
[11:09] Man
    Yes, sir!
[11:11] Man
    Get out of here!
[11:15] Nagakura
    Oops.
[11:19] Ogata
    Somebody go grab it!
[11:23] Chief
    I got it! It's finally mine!
[11:32] Hijikata
    Advance while taking out the enemy.
[11:34] Hijikata
    Get to the watchtower and defeat the sniper.
[11:38] Hijikata
    Split up into three groups and
    break apart from one another.
[11:40] Hijikata
    It'll make it harder to aim.
[11:43] Hijikata
    Surround the watchtower!
[11:50] Hijikata
    Fire back.
[11:51] Man
    What?
[11:52] Hijikata
    You don't have to hit them.
[11:54] Hijikata
    Just firing will be enough
    to make them take cover.
[11:58] Hijikata
    While they're taking cover,
    your allies can advance.
[12:02] Hijikata
    Then when the first man is in position,
[12:03] Hijikata
    he can provide suppressing
    fire for the others.
[12:06] Hijikata
    Repeat that process to advance.
[12:10] Hijikata
    Now fire!
[12:30] Kantarou
    Wow...
[12:35] Ogata
    That's strange.
[12:38] Ogata
    The Hidoro mother is known for her greed,
    but she doesn't care about the skin.
[12:46] Hijikata
    Shoot him down!
[12:47] Ogata
    Damn it!
[12:48] Ogata
    When did they get there?
[12:51] Ogata
    From the sides, too...
[12:52] Ogata
    They're surrounding me?
[12:54] Ogata
    I missed my chance to run.
[13:02] Men
    Got him!
[13:03] Men
    I got the man in the watchtower!
[13:09] Kusug
    Don't touch it.
[13:11] Kusug
    That's mine.
[13:14] Nagakura
    You want to fight, huh?
[13:19] Nagakura
    Once a fire lights within
    Nagakura Shinpachi...
[13:23] Nagakura
    it won't be quenched by
    anything less than your blood.
[14:02] Kantarou
    The Umakichi gang is running away...
[14:05] Kantarou
    The fight's over.
[14:07] Man
    Hey, look. A fire.
[14:11] Shinpei
    That's our lodge!
[14:14] Shinpei
    M-Mom?!
[14:18] Nagakura
    That woman was as clever as we thought.
[14:21] Hijikata
    And she has no human feelings, either.
[14:34] Mom
    Take any valuables out of the lodge!
[14:37] Mom
    I'll grab the skin!
[14:39] Shinpei
    It was empty?!
[14:41] Shinpei
    You picked the skin over your own grandchild?
[14:45] Dad
    Hey, what does that mean?
[14:48] Dad
    "Grandchild"?
[14:49] Mom
    The kid in Chiyoko's belly
    belongs to Shinpei, not you!
[14:55] Mom
    I once took what you splurt
    out and showed it to a doctor!
[14:58] Mom
    You can't have kids!
[15:10] Shinpei
    Where'd you go, Mom?!
[15:20] Shinpei
    Is that the real thing?
[15:23] Shinpei
    Just forget about the skin, Mom!
[15:26] Mom
    You're just like your real dad!
[15:29] Mom
    No ambition at all!
[15:31] Mom
    Your dad's out there somewhere,
    working as a laborer!
[15:44] Shinpei
    Dad... That's enough isn't it?
[15:50] Dad
    Who the hell are you
    calling "Dad," you bastard?
[15:54] Dad
    You lied to me for years...
[15:57] Dad
    Maybe I'll split open your head and
[16:01] Dad
    mix what's inside with the herring
    guts to use as fertilizer?
[16:05] Dad
    That explains why you're so worthless.
[16:08] Dad
    I feel better knowing you're not my son.
[16:12] Shinpei
    Shut up! Just you wait!
[16:14] Shinpei
    I'll get rich all on my own.
[16:18] Shinpei
    I'll make a palace way bigger
    than this shitty lodge!
[16:23] Shinpei
    Come see me when you run out of cash!
[16:25] Shinpei
    I'll hire you as a laborer!
[16:39] Ogata
    Killing a parent's a rite of
    passage for leaving the nest.
[16:45] Ogata
    Wimps like you infuriate me the most!
[17:09] Chiyoko
    Shinpei-chan, the lodge is on fire.
[17:13] Shinpei
    This is for the best.
[17:15] Shinpei
    Let's go, Chiyoko.
[17:18] Shinpei
    Farewell!
[17:27] Ogata
    What do you think?
[17:29] Nagakura
    How dangerous...
[17:32] Nagakura
    One wrong step and the
    skin would've burned up.
[17:36] Hijikata
    What are you after?
[17:38] Ogata
    I followed you here because I happened
    to hear rumors about the tattoos.
[17:43] Ogata
    But when I saw you at
    the barber, I knew it was you.
[17:46] Ogata
    I worked for Lt. Tsurumi, so I know you well.
[17:53] Ogata
    Do you need a good bodyguard,
    Hijikata Toshizou-san?
SIGN    Terror! The Mysterious Giant Bird
[19:56] Sugimoto
    There it is! It's huge!
[20:06] Asirpa
    When the eagle stops on the log,
    grab its leg with this kapacirap.
[20:15] Asirpa
    But even the biggest hook
    will never catch the Huri...
[20:23] Asirpa
    It's a legendary bird whose one
    wing stretches seven leagues...
[20:28] Asirpa
    When this bird appears,
[20:29] Asirpa
    the sky darkens and women and
    children are kidnapped, they say...
[20:42] Sugimoto
    Got ya!
[20:49] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san! Wake up!
[20:50] Sugimoto
    What do I do with this?
[20:53] Asirpa
    Huh?
[20:53] Sugimoto
    Don't "huh" me!
[20:55] Sugimoto
    Shiraishi! Come out!
[20:56] Sugimoto
    Help me pin it down!
[20:58] Shiraishi
    Sure.
[21:01] Shiraishi
    Ow!
[21:02] Shiraishi
    That hurt...
[21:03] Sugimoto
    Go back to sleep!
[21:08] Shiraishi
    Nice work!
[21:15] Sugimoto
    What is that huge bird?!
[21:17] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san is... kind of floating!
[21:23] Sugimoto
    Hey! Stop it!
[21:24] Sugimoto
    Let her go! Let her go, bastard!
[21:36] Narr
    In the last days of the Meiji era,
[21:37] Narr
    a massive bird attacked a horse
    and cart on the plains of Kushiro,
[21:41] Narr
    and was killed by a farmer with a club.
[21:44] Narr
    It's said that this massive
    bird was actually a bald eagle,
[21:49] Narr
    who had gotten lost and
    traveled from the continent.
[21:52] Asirpa
    The legendary giant bird was real!
[21:56] Sugimoto
    It had a head like Shiraishi!

2 - Love Made Me Escape From Prison / The Terrifying Battle of Deadly Poison! A Massive Snake Deep in the Hokkaido Wilderness!

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[00:02] Narr
    The chaos that followed the Meiji Restoration
[00:05] Narr
    caused a huge increase in political crimes.
[00:07] Narr
    The Kabato Prison Village was created after
SIGN    Kabato Prison Village
[00:11] Narr
    all the prison villages and prisons
    in the country became overcrowded,
[00:13] Narr
    and a new space was needed.
[00:16] Narr
    In 1903, the year prior to
    the Russo-Japanese War,
[00:20] Narr
    it changed its name to "Kabato Prison."
SIGN    Punishment Cell: The Dark Room
[00:25] Guard
    You're going back to the normal cells.
[00:28] (Flashback) Guard
    Good for you.
[00:30] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Sniffle.
[00:33] (Flashback) Guard
    What's wrong, Shiraishi?
[00:36] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    The lizard who's been my
    buddy for a month ran away!
[00:41] (Flashback) Guard
    Get out of there.
[00:45] Shiraishi
    I've snuck into every joint
    in the whole country,
[00:49] Shiraishi
    and I've been able to escape from every one!
[00:53] Kiroranke
    Why do that?
[00:54] Kiroranke
    Is escaping from prison your hobby?
[00:56] Shiraishi
    Of course not.
[00:58] Shiraishi
    It's thanks to a certain guy that
    they call me the Escape King.
[01:03] Kiroranke
    Who's that?
[01:05] Kiroranke
    Kumagishi Choan. A master
    money counterfeiter.
[01:09] Kiroranke
    I met him in Kabato Prison.
[01:13] Kiroranke
    If I hadn't met him, I wouldn't
    have fallen in love like that.
SIGN    Love Made Me Escape From Prison
[01:25] Guard
    Out of your cells, everyone!
[01:28] Shibukawa
    What?
[01:29] (Flashback) Guard
    Line up in the hallway!
[01:35] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Wow, that's bad.
[01:36] (Flashback) Shibukawa
    That's the prisoner that fled during
    outside work duty two days ago.
[01:40] (Flashback) Guard
    Everyone who's planning to run away,
    look at this body carefully.
[01:44] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    You'd have to be an idiot to run
    away during work duty, right mister?
[01:50] (Flashback) Guard
    You're Shiraishi, huh?
[01:51] (Flashback) Guard
    You just got here, and they already
    threw you in the dark room, I heard.
[01:56] (Flashback) Guard
    I heard you escaped all
    the time from juvie, too.
[02:01] (Flashback) Guard
    Little shit.
[02:02] (Flashback) Guard
    I'm giving you a strip search,
    and you alone! Clothes off!
[02:05] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    What? No fair!
[02:11] (Flashback) Guard
    Hey, why'd you have a bug under your armpit?
[02:14] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    That's Sen-chan the dung beetle!
[02:16] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    She keeps me company.
[02:18] (Flashback) Guard
    Bullshit!
[02:19] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Wait, wait!
[02:21] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Fine. I'll let her go, so don't kill her.
[02:25] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Jeez...
[02:26] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Don't be too mean to me, please.
[02:30] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Or I'll escape when you're on duty.
[02:37] (Flashback) Guard
    I don't like him.
[02:40] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Um, you said that anyone who tried to escape
    during work duty was an idiot, right?
[02:46] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Why is that?
[02:47] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I mean, think about it.
[02:49] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    The guards all know that people
    try to run away on work duty.
[02:53] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    So they watch us especially close
    when we're outside the walls.
[02:56] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    And they tie us up together.
[03:00] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I know people who escaped, but got caught
    because their partner was too slow.
[03:04] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    But the biggest problem is that
    it happens during the day.
[03:07] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    These red prison outfits stick out too much.
[03:11] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    What matters with escaping
[03:13] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    is the time between when you
    run and when the guard notices.
[03:16] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    You have to keep that
    time as long as possible.
[03:19] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Which means if you want to run,
    you do it secretly at night.
[03:25] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Shiraishi-san, if you're going
    to escape, please take me.
[03:29] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    What did you do?
[03:34] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Kumagishi Choan is my name.
[03:36] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I got life imprisonment
    for money counterfeiting.
[03:39] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I won't be leaving here until I'm dead.
[03:42] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I'll think about it, but
    what will you do for me?
[03:47] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    You good at anything
    other than making fake money?
[03:50] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I'm good at drawing! I'm a painter!
[03:55] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Okay, start by drawing me porn.
[03:58] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Porn?
SIGN    Letter-Writing Room
[04:05] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    What the hell is this?
[04:07] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Sister Miyazawa.
[04:08] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    She used to visit until a few years ago.
[04:11] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Right now she serves the Lord in
    prisons all around the country.
[04:17] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    She's a beautiful nun.
    I still remember her sometimes.
[04:22] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    She doesn't look pretty at all! You suck!
[04:25] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I can tell why your
    counterfeiting got found out!
[04:28] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I asked for porn.
[04:31] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    What am I supposed to do with this picture?
[04:33] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Sheesh.
[04:41] (Flashback) Shibukawa
    Shiraishi...
[04:44] (Flashback) Shibukawa
    They say the normal cells all
    have an odd number of prisoners.
[04:48] (Flashback) Shibukawa
    Three, five, seven...
[04:51] (Flashback) Shibukawa
    Do you know why that is?
[04:54] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Because it's easier for two
    people to talk about escaping?
[04:58] (Flashback) Shibukawa
    It's to stop them from having gay sex.
[05:01] Shiraishi
    ...is what the guy tells me!
[05:02] Kiroranke
    What are you even talking about?
[05:06] Shiraishi
    So anyway, there's this thick strip
    of cloth on the collar of your uniform
[05:10] Shiraishi
    with your prisoner number.
SIGN    13-15-2
[05:12] Shiraishi
    I was able to hide it in a little gap
[05:14] Shiraishi
    there so they couldn't find
    it during strip searches.
[05:17] Shiraishi
    No matter how hard things got, it made me
    feel better, thinking about the nun.
[05:23] Shiraishi
    Every day I would look at the picture
    and imagine what she was like.
[05:29] Shiraishi
    What's your voice like?
    What's your face like?
[05:33] Shiraishi
    I want to meet the real you!
[05:44] Shiraishi
    Love made me escape from prison.
[05:52] Shiraishi
    The soil around Kabato Prison
    is like thick clay.
[05:55] Shiraishi
    So I talked to a serial pickpocket
    and had him make a mold of the key.
[06:00] Shiraishi
    And then I kneaded together
    the paper we used for letters
[06:03] Shiraishi
    and some rice grains in the shape of a key.
[06:09] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Not hard enough.
[06:11] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Shiraishi-san!
[06:13] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I stole some flax seed oil.
[06:16] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    It's what's called a dry oil.
    It hardens when exposed to air.
[06:20] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    We use it for oil paints.
[06:24] Shiraishi
    And so we finished our key.
[06:29] Shiraishi
    The same key is used for everything
    from our chains to the doors,
[06:34] Shiraishi
    so that we can escape in case of fire.
[06:37] (Flashback) Guard
    Strip-search time, Shiraishi! Clothes off!
[06:40] (Flashback) Guard
    We got an anonymous tip that
    you had what looked like a key!
[06:43] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    An anonymous tip?
[06:46] Kumagishi
    Did he want the reward?
[06:54] (Flashback) Guards
    Found it! It was under his tongue!
[06:57] (Flashback) Guards
    You're off to the dark room, Shiraishi!
[07:01] (Flashback) Guards
    In you go!
[07:11] (Flashback) Guards
    Where'd he get this thing in his mouth?
[07:18] (Flashback) Guards
    He ripped off a piece of the bucket.
[07:21] (Flashback) Guards
    But could you really open
    the locks with these?
[07:24] (Flashback) Guards
    It's a fact that he was planning to escape.
[07:27] (Flashback) Guards
    Well, he'll learn his lesson now.
[07:30] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    That's right. That little strip of metal
    was a decoy to distract the guards,
[07:36] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Miyama-chan.
[07:38] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I hid the real key up my butthole!
[07:41] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Oh, no touching.
[07:44] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    It's got poop on it!
[07:47] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    And I was the one who had him make that tip.
[07:49] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    The guards don't look here as
    often as they do the main cells.
[07:54] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I feel bad for Kumagishi-chan.
[07:56] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I forgot to tell him the most
    important rule of escaping.
[08:01] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    "You always do it alone."
[08:05] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Now I just have to wait for
    a night with a big storm,
[08:08] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    where nobody will hear me!
[08:12] (Flashback) Guard
    Strip search, Shiraishi! Clothes off!
[08:14] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Again?
[08:16] (Flashback) Guard
    Turn toward the wall and grab your ankles.
[08:19] (Flashback) Guard
    We'll check his anus, too.
[08:23] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Ow!
[08:24] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Did your wife ever tell
    you that you suck in bed?
[08:27] (Flashback) Guard
    Silence! Search every inch of this room!
[08:31] (Flashback) Guard
    Bring in a new bucket, too.
[08:32] (Flashback) Guard
    Okay!
[08:35] (Flashback) Guard
    A stag beetle?
[08:37] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    That's my buddy. Don't kill her.
[08:41] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    If you do, I'll escape when you're on duty.
[08:47] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    You don't want a salary cut, do you?
[08:52] (Flashback) Guard
    We'll come back.
[09:01] (Flashback) Guard
    Escape! Escape!
[09:03] (Flashback) Guard
    Shiraishi escaped!
[09:10] (Flashback) Guard
    Impossible!
[09:12] (Flashback) Guard
    How'd he get the key?!
[09:14] (Flashback) Guard
    There was nothing!
[09:17] (Flashback) Guard
    We looked everywhere! So where...
SIGN    Golden Kamuy
[09:31] Kiroranke
    Not bad!
[09:34] Kiroranke
    So, did you meet the nun?
[09:37] Shiraishi
    After I escaped Kabato, the first
    place I headed was a gambling hall.
[09:42] Kiroranke
    It wasn't to go look for the nun?
[09:44] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Odd!
[09:45] Shiraishi
    It wasn't because I wanted to gamble.
[09:48] Shiraishi
    I wanted information from
    yakuza who'd escaped jail.
[09:52] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Even!
[09:56] Shiraishi
    A nun visiting a prison is
    rare enough to be remembered.
[10:02] (Flashback) Gambler
    I heard something about that from a guy
    who went to Maebashi Prison in Gunma.
[10:06] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Really?
SIGN    Maebashi Prison
[10:08] Shiraishi
    So I went to Maebashi Prison and awaited
    Sister Miyazawa in front of the gate.
[10:15] Shiraishi
    I couldn't wait any longer,
    so I asked the guard.
[10:17] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Um...
[10:19] (Flashback) Guard
    Hey, you! You're Shiraishi!
[10:21] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Sob.
[10:23] Shiraishi
    A guard knew me from juvie so I got caught.
SIGN    Judicial Court
[10:27] Kiroranke
    Are you stupid?
[10:29] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    It wasn't the fastest way,
    but it did get me inside.
[10:33] (Flashback) Prisoner
    Sister Miyazawa? Nope.
[10:36] (Flashback) Prisoner
    I've been here twelve years
    and I've never heard of her.
[10:40] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Aww, so it was bullshit?
[10:44] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Hey, mister.
[10:46] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I'm in the group cell now. It doesn't make
    sense to give me a ball and chain, right?
[10:51] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Take it off. It hurts.
[10:57] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    If that's how you want to
    do this, that's fine by me.
SIGN    Several Weeks Later
[11:02] Guard
    Shiraishi, you win.
[11:04] (Flashback) Guard
    We'll take off your ball
    and chain, so please eat.
[11:09] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    You finally understand?
[11:11] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I was simply asking for better conditions
    on behalf of all the prisoners.
[11:20] Shiraishi
    The group cells at Maebashi were the
    old style, from before the Meiji restoration.
[11:24] Shiraishi
    They're all made of wood slats
    that you can see through,
[11:27] Shiraishi
    and that rain will blow through.
[11:29] Shiraishi
    The toilet was set up so that the
    excrement would have to be carried out.
[11:35] Shiraishi
    There was enough of a gap to put my arm
    through but not enough to reach the lock.
[11:39] Shiraishi
    The old me, anyway.
[11:42] Shiraishi
    I lost weight so I could escape.
[11:51] (Flashback) Guy
    He's going through that tiny toilet hole?
[12:05] (Flashback) Guard
    Escape! Escape!
[12:07] (Flashback) Guard
    Shiraishi escaped!
SIGN    Kanazawa Prison
[12:11] Shiraishi
    A Maebashi guard told me that the nun
    was once at Kanazawa Prison in Ishikawa.
[12:17] Shiraishi
    So I went there.
[12:19] Shiraishi
    This time I just snuck in and
    went to look around when...
[12:23] (Flashback) Guard
    Hey, you're Shiraishi!
[12:27] Shiraishi
    I got caught because the Maebashi
    guard had contacted the local police.
[12:32] Kiroranke
    Of course he did!
[12:34] Shiraishi
    But she wasn't here either, so I fled.
[12:39] Shiraishi
    And so I went from one prison
    to another, escaping each time.
SIGN    Akita Prison
[12:40] Guard
    Hey you! You're Shiraishi!
SIGN    Kyoto
    Government
    Prison
[12:43] Guard
    Hey you! Aren't you, Shiraishi?!
[12:47] Shiraishi
    And so they started to call me...
[12:50] (Flashback) Guard
    Shiraishi's escaped!
[12:54] Shiraishi
    The Escape King!
[12:57] Shiraishi
    And then, when I was in Saitama...
[13:00] Shiraishi
    A farmer beat me up for stealing his
    vegetables and turned me over to the police.
[13:05] Kiroranke
    What's wrong with you?
[13:07] Shiraishi
    And so I was sent to Abashiri Prison,
SIGN    Abashiri Prison
[13:09] Shiraishi
    since they assumed the most secure prison
    in Japan would be enough to hold me.
[13:16] (Flashback) Nihei
    Never heard of Sister Miyazawa.
[13:19] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Not here, either?
[13:24] Shiraishi
    Sister Miyazawa... I'm getting
    the slightest bit tired.
[13:30] Shiraishi
    Where are you and what are you doing?
[13:35] (Flashback) Henmi
    Shiraishi-san!
[13:37] (Flashback) Henmi
    You're imagining the day of
    your execution, aren't you?
[13:41] (Flashback) Henmi
    I get it!
[13:44] (Flashback) Nihei
    Boner!
[13:54] (Flashback) Henmi
    I see.
[13:56] (Flashback) Henmi
    You've been looking for
    this girl for years...
[13:59] (Flashback) Henmi
    That's wonderful.
[14:01] (Flashback) Nihei
    You let a woman ruin your life, Shiraishi.
[14:04] (Flashback) Nihei
    You're supposed to use your dick to ruin her!
[14:08] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    If I hadn't met her, my life would be...
[14:12] (Flashback) Henmi
    It's okay.
[14:14] (Flashback) Henmi
    I'm sure someday... someday, you'll see her.
[14:18] (Flashback) Henmi
    Yes, and someday I'll...
[14:39] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    That's...
[14:41] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Could it be...
[14:44] (Flashback) Guard
    Hey, Shiraishi! Where are you going?
[14:47] (Flashback) Henmi
    I-I'm sorry!
[14:50] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Thank you, Henmi-chan!
SIGN    Chapel
[15:03] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Um... are you...
[15:07] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Are you perhaps...
[15:10] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    Are you Sister Miyazawa-sama?!
[15:14] (Flashback) Nun
    Yes.
[15:16] (Flashback) Nun
    Have we met somewhere?
[15:18] (Flashback) Nun
    It's my first time coming to Abashiri...
[15:21] Shiraishi
    There she is... I've finally met her...
[15:24] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    I've been looking for you for so long!
[15:31] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    The girl in this picture...
[15:55] (Flashback) Sister Miyazawa
    What can I do for you?
[16:03] (Flashback) Shiraishi
    It looks just like her!
[16:07] Kiroranke
    And that's it?
[16:08] Shiraishi
    Kumagishi Choan is an incredible artist!
[16:12] Kiroranke
    That's stupid.
[16:13] Kiroranke
    I'm going to sleep!
[16:17] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I'm a forger.
[16:19] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    But I didn't want to be.
[16:22] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Someone asked me to do it.
[16:24] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    It's the same with the money counterfeiting.
[16:26] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I couldn't make enough money off my pictures.
[16:28] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    But I still had my pride.
[16:31] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I tried to surpass the original...
[16:34] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Even if poverty drove me to forgery,
    I wanted to still be an artist.
[16:39] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    It was a silly little bit of pride.
[16:41] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    If I could have made the real thing...
[16:44] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Then I never should have made the forgeries.
[16:48] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    I wanted to make true art.
[16:51] (Flashback) Kumagishi
    Real art, that would change
    the lives of those who saw it.
[16:59] Shiraishi
    Really...
[17:02] Shiraishi
    That single piece of paper was what did it.
SIGN    The Terrifying Battle of Deadly Poison!
     A Massive Snake Deep in the Hokkaido Wilderness!
[18:50] Shiraishi
    Ow!
[18:53] Asirpa
    What's wrong, Shiraishi?
[18:54] Asirpa
    Did you go to make osoma and get
    a twig jammed up your butthole?
[18:58] Sugimoto
    Probably cut his balls on bamboo leaves.
[19:01] Shiraishi
    I tripped and got bitten by a snake!
[19:04] Asirpa
    A snake?!
[19:06] Sugimoto
    That's a viper! It's venomous!
[19:09] Asirpa
    Is it dead? Is it dead?!
[19:13] Shiraishi
    It hurts so much...
[19:15] Shiraishi
    The poison might kill me!
[19:20] Shiraishi
    Asirpa-chan, suck it out!
[19:22] Asirpa
    No! It's disgusting in a lot of ways!
[19:24] Asirpa
    Viper poison rarely kills,
    so just deal with it!
[19:29] Shiraishi
    You guys will have to
    do it, then! Suck it out!
[19:32] Shiraishi
    Come on! Start sucking!
[19:35] Sugimoto
    She said you probably won't die.
[19:38] Shiraishi
    What if all the people who died
    were ones who got bit on the head?
[19:42] Shiraishi
    I'm the only one who knows every
    bit of Abashiri Prison and can sneak in!
[19:47] Shiraishi
    You need me alive, right?
[19:49] Shiraishi
    So come on, Ogata-chan! Suck me dry!
[19:53] Ogata
    I don't want poison getting in my gums.
[20:04] Asirpa
    A smoke that's
    made from burning noya
[20:07] Asirpa
    and wormwood works on snake bites.
[20:09] Sugimoto
    Like burning mugwort on somebody's skin?
[20:12] Asirpa
    All we need to do now is put some
    boiled wormwood on your head,
[20:15] Asirpa
    and you're sure to get better.
[20:17] Shiraishi
    Really? I'm so glad.
[20:19] Asirpa
    But... if it wasn't a normal viper,
     but a saksomoayep,
[20:27] Asirpa
    Shiraishi would be a dead man.
[20:31] Shiraishi
    Huh?
[20:33] Sugimoto
    What's that?
[20:35] Asirpa
    The saksomoayep... "That which
    we speak not of in summer."
[20:39] Asirpa
    It's a giant snake,
[20:40] Asirpa
    who smells so bad that those who
    encounter it have their hair fall out,
[20:44] Asirpa
    and they break out in boils all over!
[20:47] Shiraishi
    Aw, that's ridiculous.
[20:48] Sugimoto
    How stinky is it?
[20:50] Ogata
    You know, I heard that if you whistle
    at night, it will summon snakes.
[20:59] Asirpa
    Stop it!
[21:00] Asirpa
    Stop it!
[21:02] Asirpa
    Stop it!
[21:04] Asirpa
    Stop it!
[21:06] Asirpa
    Stop it!
[21:08] Asirpa
    Stop it!
[21:10] Sugimoto
    It's fine. It's just a superstition.
[21:12] Shiraishi
    I didn't know there was something
    Asirpa-chan was so scared of.
[21:19] Shiraishi
    Huh?
[21:20] Shiraishi
    The stumps we were sitting on...
[21:23] Ogata
    Sugimoto, what's wrong with your face?
[21:28] Shiraishi
    Did you get bit by a snake, too?
[21:31] Sugimoto
    No...
[21:44] Both
    It's the saksomoayep!
[21:50] Narr
    It's not just the Ainu.
[21:53] Narr
    Stories of encounters with a massive
    black snake exist all across Hokkaido.

3 - Monster

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[00:02] Eddie
    I've lived in Japan for 25 years.
[00:06] Eddie
    I love rare stuff. I collect Ainu stuff, too.
[00:12] Eddie
    That outfit is a favorite.
[00:15] Asirpa
    Those belong to my great aunt.
[00:18] Asirpa
    Her son-in-law stole them and sold
    them to you for 30 yen, then ran.
[00:21] Asirpa
    Give them back.
[00:22] Asirpa
    I'll pay you the money.
[00:24] Eddie
    Thirty yen? I'm pretty sure it was 100.
[00:30] Sugimoto
    Dunn-san, I've got a question.
    Do you know how wars get started?
[00:37] Sugimoto
    They happen when somebody gives you a
    bullshit demand, and negotiations break down.
[00:44] Eddie
    If you can defeat the monster, I'll give
    you back the sealskin clothes for 30 yen.
[00:49] Shiraishi
    Th-The monster?
[00:52] Man
    Eddie-san! It's back!
[00:58] Man
    I was attacked by the monster here.
[01:00] Man
    The blood leads into the forest there.
[01:04] Asirpa
    These footsteps...
[01:06] Shiraishi
    There's something over there!
[01:09] Eddie
    That's him!
[01:11] Eddie
    That's the monster!
[01:13] Asirpa
    That's no monster.
[01:14] Sugimoto
    It's a bear!
[01:16] Sugimoto
    A red-haired bear carrying
    a horse on its back!
[01:21] Asirpa
    Sugimoto, shoot it!
[01:22] Asirpa
    My bow won't reach!
[01:23] Sugimoto
    Shiraishi, out of the way!
[01:30] Asirpa
    Ass!
[01:33] Kiroranke
    Just a scratch.
[01:35] Kiroranke
    It got startled and ran off.
[01:37] Shiraishi
    Damn it...
[01:38] Shiraishi
    The monster was that red bear?
[01:42] Shiraishi
    But what was it doing?
[01:45] Eddie
    It halves the weight it has to carry
    by putting the prey on its back.
[01:49] Eddie
    And then it takes them deep
    into the forest and eats them.
[01:52] Asirpa
    It may be smart, but it's still just a bear.
[01:56] Asirpa
    We'll take your deal.
[01:58] Asirpa
    Once we defeat it, give us back the sealskin.
[02:03] Eddie
    This is the red monster's claw.
[02:06] Eddie
    I blew off it off with a gun last year.
[02:10] Asirpa
    A claw?
[02:11] Eddie
    Yup.
[02:12] Eddie
    Those footprints had all their claws.
[02:15] Eddie
    Last year, I shot an eye out.
[02:18] Eddie
    But the one that ate a horse
    last week had both eyes.
[02:23] Eddie
    The reason I call the red
    bear a monster is that
[02:27] Eddie
    you can blow off a claw or shoot out an eye,
[02:30] Eddie
    but it comes back.
[02:33] Eddie
    It's immortal.
[02:35] Eddie
    An immortal bear.
[02:40] Eddie
    Defeat it, if you can.
[02:44] Asirpa
    Don't come with us, Shiraishi.
[02:46] Asirpa
    You're clumsy and will just get in the way.
[02:48] Shiraishi
    Sob!
[02:50] Man
    Head south past the forest and
    you'll find an empty farmhouse.
[02:54] Man
    No one will mind if you use it.
[02:59] Shiraishi
    Kiro-chan, will you come with me?
SIGN    Monster
[03:05] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san, I don't care how many
    of that American's horses get eaten.
[03:10] Sugimoto
    Aren't we wasting time here?
[03:13] Asirpa
    So what do we do?
[03:15] Asirpa
    Kill the American and steal the clothes?
[03:21] Asirpa
    Sealskin clothes are what Huci's
    generation wore for their wedding.
[03:25] Asirpa
    I don't want to stain
    those clothes with blood.
[03:31] Shiraishi
    There's the farmhouse.
[03:35] Shiraishi
    What?
[03:37] Kiroranke
    It's the horse the red bear attacked...
[03:40] Kiroranke
    It ran all the way here?
[03:44] Kiroranke
    Good, good. Come with us.
[03:46] Shiraishi
    We're taking the horse?
[03:48] Kiroranke
    It's the red bear's prey.
[03:50] Kiroranke
    Red bears are obsessive.
    It will come to get it.
[03:54] Shiraishi
    Then leave it!
[03:56] Shiraishi
    We don't have any weapons
    that can fight off a bear!
[04:00] Kiroranke
    Shut up! I can't leave it here
    knowing it will be killed!
[04:05] Shiraishi
    Th-The red bear...
[04:08] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san, look!
[04:11] Sugimoto
    Red hairs everywhere...
[04:13] Man
    That has to be Dunn-san's horse
    that was attacked last week!
[04:19] Man
    What are you doing?
[04:21] Asirpa
    If it sees me standing on top of
    the dirt it put over the body,
[04:24] Asirpa
    it should come running.
[04:27] Kiroranke
    Shiraishi, move slow.
[04:31] Kiroranke
    Don't run.
[04:33] Kiroranke
    You bald fucking moron!
[04:39] Kiroranke
    Take off your belt and run!
    Bears hate snakes!
[04:47] Kiroranke
    Hurry up, Shiraishi!
[04:49] Shiraishi
    Wait!
[04:52] Wakayama
    What's the fuss?
[04:55] Wakayama
    What's going on?
[04:57] Kiroranke
    There's a bear outside!
[04:58] Kiroranke
    Do you have a gun?
[05:01] Wakayama
    There's no gun in this house.
[05:10] K
    Shiraishi, help.
[05:13] Shiraishi
    Kiro-chan, I'm begging you.
    Throw the horse outside and let it eat it!
[05:18] K
    If we can keep it here, the others
    will come before nightfall!
[05:22] Shiraishi
    Ow!
[05:24] K
    That's a sign of affection from horses.
[05:27] K
    He likes you.
[05:28] Shiraishi
    I'm bleeding, though...
[05:30] K
    We'll seal up this side, too.
[05:32] K
    Rip up the tatami!
[05:33] Nakazawa
    What are you doing?
[05:36] Shiraishi
    How'd you get in?
[05:39] Nakazawa
    The back door!
[05:41] Shiraishi
    Shit! We need to seal it, too!
[05:43] Shiraishi
    Are you alone?
[05:45] Nakazawa
    Yes.
[05:46] Nakazawa
    Why is there a horse in the living room?
[05:48] Shiraishi
    There's a bear out front!
[05:50] Kiroranke
    Wait. Is this your home?
[05:53] Nakazawa
    Yes...
[05:55] Nakazawa
    I guess, yes.
[05:56] Kiroranke
    Oh? Then who's that guy?
[06:04] Sugimoto
    It's here!
[06:05] Sugimoto
    It really came!
[06:08] Asirpa
    It's missing an eye!
[06:13] Sugimoto
    What? Another one?
[06:20] Asirpa
    That useless idiot!
[06:28] Sugimoto
    We can't fight two at once!
[06:31] Sugimoto
    We're getting out of here!
[06:38] Sugimoto
    Hey, can you stand?
[06:40] Sugimoto
    We're getting out!
[06:41] Man
    It was missing a claw!
[06:43] Man
    It's the one that got a claw blown off!
[06:47] Sugimoto
    The truth was pretty simple.
[06:49] Sugimoto
    The red bear wasn't immortal.
    There were two red bears.
[06:53] Asirpa
    No, if what the American said was true,
[06:57] Asirpa
    there must be a bear with both
    its eyes and all its claws.
[07:01] Asirpa
    There are three of them.
[07:03] Shiraishi
    Where's the hammer, mister?
SIGN    Six Six
[07:08] Kiroranke
    What the hell... How long
    have these been here?
[07:16] Shiraishi
    Hey, what are those?
[07:19] Wakayama
    Well, um...
[07:21] Kiroranke
    Don't bullshit us, old man.
[07:23] Kiroranke
    You can't have gotten here before
    us and not seen two severed heads.
[07:27] Wakayama
    I never left the front room, so I didn't see!
[07:30] Wakayama
    I mean it!
[07:31] Shiraishi
    Actually, that servant said
    nobody was using this farmhouse!
[07:35] Shiraishi
    Is it really your house?
[07:39] Kiroranke
    Which of you was it?
[07:41] Kiroranke
    Which of you came from Naganuma to kill me?
[07:46] Asirpa
    Shiraishi, are you there?
[07:49] Shiraishi
    That's them!
[07:51] Shiraishi
    This way!
[07:52] Shiraishi
    We've locked up everything but this window!
[07:54] Shiraishi
    Be careful!
[07:56] Shiraishi
    The red bear is near the house!
[07:58] Sugimoto
    The third one was right here?
[08:01] Asirpa
    Sugimoto, slowly!
[08:03] Asirpa
    No sudden movements.
[08:09] Man
    You, too!
[08:11] Sugimoto
    I'll keep it busy!
[08:13] Sugimoto
    Out of ammo?!
[08:19] Shiraishi
    Throw your belt, Sugimoto!
[08:28] Shiraishi
    Jump in, Sugimoto!
[08:33] Man
    Gotcha!
[08:35] Shiraishi
    That was close...
[08:36] Sugimoto
    Damn it. My ammo...
[08:47] Kiroranke
    Don't let go, Sugimoto!
[09:01] Sugimoto
    Are there guns here?
[09:02] Kiroranke
    None, it sounds like.
[09:03] Shiraishi
    Asirpa-chan, what about your bow?
[09:06] Asirpa
    My bow broke.
[09:07] Asirpa
    I dropped all my arrows.
[09:08] Shiraishi
    What are you doing, clumsy girl?
[09:16] Sugimoto
    And who are these two?
[09:17] Nakazawa
    My name is Nakazawa Tatsuya.
[09:20] Wakayama
    I'm Wakayama Kiichiro.
[09:22] Sugimoto
    And these heads?
[09:24] Kiroranke
    The ones who told me to cheat
    at the Naganuma Raceway.
[09:28] Kiroranke
    They were killed in retaliation.
[09:31] Kiroranke
    By one of these two.
[09:36] Sugimoto
    Clothes off.
[09:37] Sugimoto
    If you're the yakuza who chased after
    Kiroranke, you should have tattoos on you.
[09:42] Sugimoto
    Whichever of you it is
    gets to go grab my ammo.
[09:52] Sugimoto
    Huh? My bayonet...
[09:54] Sugimoto
    I see!
[09:55] Wakayama
    You brought those bears here.
[09:59] Wakayama
    If you can't deal with them yourself,
    I'll chop you up and feed you to them.
SIGN    Golden Kamuy
[10:09] Wakayama
    You, the handsome Ainu.
[10:11] Wakayama
    Thanks to you, I lost a ton at the racetrack.
[10:15] Kiroranke
    So you owned the horses?
[10:18] Kiroranke
    The heads were to scare me, then?
[10:21] Sugimoto
    Or maybe to show you before he killed you!
[10:25] Asirpa
    Enough, all of you!
[10:27] Asirpa
    Our top priority is getting
    out of here alive!
[10:33] Wakayama
    All right.
[10:35] Wakayama
    The girl's right.
[10:36] Wakayama
    Let's call a truce.
[10:38] Wakayama
    But...
[10:40] Wakayama
    You're right. Somebody's
    gotta go get that ammo.
[10:44] Wakayama
    I'm a yakuza gambler.
[10:46] Wakayama
    Let's decide whether it's you or
    me who has to get it by gambling!
[10:52] Kiroranke
    Very well.
[10:53] Shiraishi
    Let me see those dice.
[10:57] Shiraishi
    
[11:01] Shiraishi
    There they are.
[11:07] Shiraishi
    I don't see anything wrong with them.
[11:09] Wakayama
    Of course not.
[11:10] Wakayama
    You can be the dealer...
    Nakazawa-san, was it?
[11:13] Wakayama
    It'll be fair to have you,
    the owner of the house, do it.
[11:17] Nakazawa
    I'm doing it?
[11:19] Sugimoto
    Before that, Nakazawa-san, you strip, too.
[11:24] Nakazawa
    Okay...
[11:34] Sugimoto
    Don't show your filthy
    nipples to Asirpa-san!
[11:37] Sugimoto
    You're scaring her!
[11:37] Shiraishi
    What's wrong with your nipples?!
[11:39] Shiraishi
    Cover them up already!
[11:39] Kiroranke
    Your nipples are all fucked up!
[11:42] Nakazawa
    Er... I understand...
[11:46] Wakayama
    He's quite the actor.
[11:49] Nakazawa
    A-Are all bets placed?
[11:51] Wakayama
    Cut the crap and hurry up.
[11:57] Wakayama
    He's quite the actor.
[12:00] Wakayama
    He's...
[12:04] Wakayama
    a master dealer.
[12:07] Wakayama
    Best of one!
[12:09] Wakayama
    Now, place your bet!
[12:11] Shiraishi
    Even!
[12:11] Kiroranke
    Shut up, Shiraishi! Odd! Odd!
[12:14] Nakazawa
    All right. I'll take even, then.
[12:17] Nakazawa
    Let's see what we've got!
[12:23] Nakazawa
    Odd with a one and six!
[12:25] Nakazawa
    You dipshit!
[12:28] Kiroranke
    Hey, come on...
[12:31] Nakazawa
    Look at this!
[12:32] Nakazawa
    There's a hair in it!
[12:34] Nakazawa
    I've seen this trick!
[12:35] Nakazawa
    You read the dice through the gaps in
    the basket, then use the hair to flip them!
[12:40] Nakazawa
    No farmer would know to do that trick!
[12:43] Nakazawa
    These two were working together!
[12:45] Kiroranke
    The bastards tried to cheat and failed!
[12:47] Wakayama
    No, you're not the type to ever fail.
[12:51] Wakayama
    You did this deliberately!
[12:54] Wakayama
    Why do you keep trying
    to cause trouble for me?
[12:57] Wakayama
    When these guys happened to come
    by, I decided to play dumb...
[13:00] Wakayama
    But you moved those heads
    where they could see them!
[13:04] Wakayama
    You ruined everything!
[13:06] Nakazawa
    That's what you get for cheating on me!
[13:11] Wakayama
    I told you, that guy was
    just a whore I bought!
[13:14] Wakayama
    You're still mad about that?
[13:17] Nakazawa
    And just now, you were looking at the
    bald guy's ass with lust in your eyes!
[13:22] Wakayama
    I was not!
[13:23] Wakayama
    And anyway, buying some
    guy to fuck for the night
[13:26] Wakayama
    is no different than going to
    the bathroom to take a piss!
[13:28] Nakazawa
    Disgusting. You're disgusting.
[13:31] Nakazawa
    Don't touch me!
[13:33] Sugimoto
    The bears are forcing the door open!
[13:35] Sugimoto
    You can have your lovers' quarrel later!
[13:38] Sugimoto
    Go get that damn ammo!
[13:42] Wakayama
    Eat these instead, you damn bears!
[13:49] Nakazawa
    I hope a bear eats your dick, boss.
[13:53] Wakayama
    Shut up!
[13:54] Wakayama
    I should've left you in Naganuma!
[14:03] Nakazawa
    Boss!
[14:12] All
    It's one of the prisoners!
[14:18] Nakazawa
    Boss!
[14:20] Nakazawa
    Boss...
[14:22] Sugimoto
    Show me your ass!
[14:23] Nakazawa
    Stop it!
[14:26] Sugimoto
    So you've just got a normal tattoo?
[14:29] Sugimoto
    Now cover up that filthy ass!
[14:31] Nakazawa
    The boss said my ass was pretty!
[14:34] Nakazawa
    He said my nipples were sexy, too!
[14:37] Nakazawa
    Boss!
[14:38] Sugimoto
    I can't believe the tattoo
    was on his bottom half...
[14:47] Wakayama
    I'm not letting you eat me!
[14:52] Nakazawa
    Boss...
[14:54] Nakazawa
    Don't leave me...
[14:56] Kiroranke
    Get back, Asirpa.
[15:08] Sugimoto
    I'm Immortal Sugimoto!
[15:15] Asirpa
    Sugimoto!
[15:31] Asirpa
    If we rub bear fat on the
    wounds, it won't leave scars.
[15:34] Shiraishi
    Smelling that fat is making me hungry.
[15:37] Shiraishi
    Asirpa-chan, let's eat
    a bit of that bear meat.
[15:41] Asirpa
    I can't eat it.
[15:43] Asirpa
    This bear is a wenkamuy.
    It killed that man over there.
[15:48] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san...
[15:50] Sugimoto
    This bear has all its claws
    and both its eyes, right?
[15:53] Sugimoto
    This isn't the one that killed him.
[15:55] Sugimoto
    I saw it up close so I'm sure.
[15:59] Asirpa
    Really? Really?
[16:02] Asirpa
    But you know what's a shame?
    We have no soft windflower.
[16:06] Asirpa
    If you mix it with meat it
    makes it taste so much better,
[16:10] Asirpa
    and also they draw out each others' flavor...
[16:14] Sugimoto
    Asirpa-san! Asirpa-san!
[16:15] Sugimoto
    I've got some soft windflower!
[16:20] Sugimoto
    I found some in the forest and picked it all!
[16:24] Asirpa
    Sugimoto.
[16:26] Asirpa
    This isn't soft windflower.
[16:27] Sugimoto
    It's not?
[16:30] Sugimoto
    This is surku. Wolf's bane.
[16:32] Sugimoto
    At this time of year, soft windflower
    looks just like wolf's bane.
[16:36] Sugimoto
    It's easy to mistake them.
[16:37] Sugimoto
    So we were about to eat poison, huh?
[16:40] Asirpa
    But thanks to your mistake, we might
    be able to fight the other red bears.
[17:03] Asirpa
    The poison's weak. It won't die fast.
[17:06] Asirpa
    Throw the other!
[17:10] Shiraishi
    No way!
[17:12] Shiraishi
    The other one's coming
    in from the second floor!
[17:17] Eddie
    You're the man who came to buy
    a horse from me a month ago...
[17:23] Wakayama
    I need a weapon!
[17:25] Wakayama
    I know you collect them for fun.
    Give me the biggest one you've got!
[17:37] Kiroranke
    Shiraishi, take the horse!
[17:45] Nakazawa
    The boss's sword...
[17:48] Kiroranke
    Go on ahead, Sugimoto!
[17:52] Sugimoto
    Stand up! We're leaving!
[18:01] Wakayama
    Princess!
[18:03] Nakazawa
    Boss!
[18:06] All
    Princess?
[18:07] Kiroranke
    Princess?
[18:10] Sugimoto
    Get down, Kiroranke!
[18:15] Wakayama
    Die, monster!
[18:25] Wakayama
    I'm out of bullets.
[18:27] Sugimoto
    There's one more.
[18:28] Wakayama
    Get in!
[18:35] Asirpa
    Is there a place in your country
    where they don't need horses?
[18:38] Eddie
    My buddy Ford-kun gave me a prototype!
[18:41] Shiraishi
    Hurry! Hurry!
[18:44] Asirpa
    Bears run faster than this.
[18:46] Asirpa
    The poison's setting in, and it can't run.
[18:55] Wakayama
    Princess!
[18:57] Nakazawa
    Boss!
[19:03] Wakayama
    Princess!
[19:28] Wakayama
    You think you can run away now?
[19:36] Wakayama
    I just popped your anal cherry.
[19:40] Shiraishi
    He actually won...
[20:02] Wakayama
    Princess...
[20:03] Nakazawa
    That's what you get, boss...
[20:08] Nakazawa
    You won't be able to cheat on me anymore.
[20:13] Nakazawa
    You're going to die alongside me...
[20:17] Nakazawa
    Now I'll be the last man you ever had.
[20:24] Wakayama
    You fool...
[20:46] Sugimoto
    I'mma go skin him.