13 - Good Game Well Played

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[00:02] Fay
    Seriously?! A pitfall?!
[00:18] Leshea
    Look.
[00:22] Uroboros
    Oho... this must be...
[00:25] Nel
    ... the field for the final boss fight.
SIGN    I lay here
[00:35] Fay
    "I lay here."
[00:39] Fay
    "I lay here."
[00:41] Fay
    "There aren't any humans who conquered this
    game, so I got sick of it all. Goodbye."
[00:49] Fay
    I know we predicted this, but to think
    they're this casual about it...
[00:54] Nel
    So with the last boss dead, is it
    even possible to clear this game?
[00:58] Fay
    If it's impossible to conquer this game
    because the last boss is absent,
[01:01] Fay
    we just have to revive and defeat them.
[01:03] Nel
    Wha?!
[01:04] Pearl
    How does that even work?!
[01:06] Leshea
    Oh! I think it's actually possible.
[01:08] Leshea
    Because this place is the
    Labyrinth of Death and Rebirth.
[01:12] Leshea
    So it's a labyrinth where you
    can be reborn after death.
[01:14] Fay
    Yes. A huge part of this game is rebirth.
[01:19] Fay
    We players and monsters have
    equally revived at the respawn.
[01:25] Fay
    In that case, the god should revive, too.
[01:31] Pearl
    That's...
[01:35] Pearl
    The bell of revival!
[01:37] Fay
    Yeah.
[01:43] Pearl
    Okay, last boss! Be reborn!
[01:55] Pearl
    Nothing's happening!
[01:58] Fay
    "There aren't any humans who conquered
    this game, so I got sick of it all."
[02:02] Fay
    Which means that they're asking us
    to completely conquer this labyrinth.
[02:07] Pearl
    The unlock percentage!
[02:08] Fay
    Yeah. The unlock percentage
[02:10] Fay
    is the score showing how close we are
    to freeing the god from their grave.
[02:15] Fay
    Exploring every part of this
    labyrinth, conquering all the gimmicks,
[02:19] Fay
    beating every boss, and obtaining every item
    will get us an unlock percentage of 100%.
[02:24] Fay
    That's how we're going to revive the god.
[02:26] Pearl
    But that's impossible!
[02:28] Nel
    That's going to take thousands of hours.
[02:30] Fay
    Yeah, that's why we're all doing this.
[02:33] Fay
    The two hundred who have been lost in
    this labyrinth for hundreds of hours...
[02:38] Fay
    And then the fifty including us, the
    first squad, and the rescue team.
[02:42] Fay
    We'll meet up and exchange information!
[02:53] Ashlan
    Whoa!
[02:54] Ashlan
    All of these are ultra rare!
[02:57] Ashlan
    How much time did you guys
    spend gathering all this stuff?
[03:00] Fay
    It's a huge help to have you back.
[03:02] Ashlan
    Right...
[03:09] Ashlan
    Whoa!
[03:10] Ashlan
    Is this a map of the whole place?!
[03:15] Fay
    If you obtain a rare item,
    please drop it off here.
[03:19] Ashlan
    Okay.
[03:21] Fay
    As long as you have this Master
    Key to the Treasure Room,
[03:23] Fay
    you can basically hold as
    many items as you want.
[03:26] Ashlan
    Wow, that's crazy!
[03:28] Pearl
    Fay!
[03:29] Pearl
    We've made a huge discovery!
[03:31] Pearl
    Take a look at this.
[03:34] Fay
    Hey, isn't that...
[03:38] Pearl
    We decided to bathe the Zombie Puffy
    Puffs in the waterfall like we did.
[03:51] Pearl
    And then they returned to
     being adorable little Puffy Puffs!
[03:57] Nel
    That's not all!
[03:59] Nel
    By returning all the Zombie
    Puffy Puffs back to normal,
[04:02] Nel
    we were thanked and led to
    the Valley of the Puffy Puffs.
[04:11] Leshea
    We also received this!
[04:13] Leshea
    Apparently we can use this to explore
    without being attacked by Puffy Puffs.
SIGN    "Crest of the Puffy Puffs"
    Become friends with the Puffy Puffs
[04:19] Fay
    Anyway, I hope you'll help us out.
[04:22] Ashlan
    Sure!
SIGN    Ruin Branch Office "Blaze"
    Captain Ashlan
SIGN    Mal-ra Branch Office "Archangel"
    Captain Camilla
SIGN    Fisshara Branch Office "Mystical Tutor"
    Captain Ezraiz
SIGN    Casshin Branch Office "Legacy"
    Captain Lanios
SIGN    Pol-ah Branch Office "Setsugekka"
    Captain Nayuta
[04:38] Leshea
    Area bosses are tough,
[04:41] Leshea
    but I'm pretty sure we can defeat them
    if we keep respawning and fighting them.
[04:45] Leshea
    The hardest part of getting
    an unlock percentage of 100%
[04:49] Leshea
    is probably trying to find
     all of the secret events.
[04:55] Ashlan
    There it is again!
SIGN    New Area Boss
    King Eraser
[04:59] Ashlan
    That thing's got such a stupid
    name, so why's it so strong?!
[05:02] Camilla
    How're we supposed to defeat that thing
    when we insta-die if we touch it?!
SIGN    New Area
    Forest of the Assassin Apples
[05:13] Pearl
    We're all working very hard...
    so I'm sure we'll find them!
[05:17] Fay
    You're right!
[05:33] Nel
    It's a hidden door.
[05:40] Pearl
    There's nothing but junk.
[05:45] Fay
    This is...
[05:51] Nel
    Look at this ruby!
[05:54] Fay
    Huh... I didn't know rubies were so sparkly.
[05:57] Uroboros
    Hold it!
SIGN    Undefeated
[05:58] Uroboros
    My eyes are way prettier!
[06:01] Uroboros
    Remember? I gave it to you guys.
[06:03] Uroboros
    Compared to my eyes, this puny ruby is...
[06:07] Sphinx
    I've been waiting for you!
[06:15] Sphinx
    I am Sphinx the Guardian!
[06:18] Pearl
    S-Sorry, what?!
[06:20] Fay
    Is this thing a raid boss?!
[06:22] Sphinx
    Everything you've fought so far, even
    the other raid bosses, are the weakest!
[06:27] Sphinx
    But I am different!
[06:30] Sphinx
    Behold! My true form!
[06:42] Sphinx
    Once I engage my battle mode,
    no Arise will work on me!
[06:48] Sphinx
    I shall squash you all like the bugs you are!
[06:54] Uroboros
    Shut up.
SIGN    Sphinx received 96,198,030,879,910,199 damage
    Sphinx was defeated
[07:04] Uroboros
    Darn it. I was in the middle
    of talking, kitty cat.
[07:08] Uroboros
    Oh, crap.
[07:13] Meep
    You did it again. You're outta here.
SIGN    Undefeated
[07:17] Uroboros
    Welp... there's not much I can do.
[07:20] Uroboros
    I guess I'm heading back
    to the human world first.
[07:22] Uroboros
    Hurry up and clear this thing and head back.
[07:28] Pearl
    She just got booted.
[07:33] Fay
    Well, she said "clear this
    thing and head back"...
[07:36] Fay
    so she must mean "don't come back
    until you clear this thing."
[07:40] Fay
    Guess we'll have to live
    up to her expectations.
SIGN    Gods' Games We Play
[07:52] Ashlan
    I'm exhausted. I can't move another inch.
[07:56] Camilla
    I've used up all of my energy...
[08:04] Pearl
    Fay!
[08:06] Pearl
    We found it!
[08:08] Pearl
    We found the last gimmick!
[08:19] Nel
    There are dice enshrined
     in this strange place...
[08:23] Leshea
    "Make them all one," it says.
[08:27] Fay
    So it's saying to get a
    one on all these dice.
[08:37] Fay
    The odds pretty much suck when you're
    dealing with them all being 24-sided dice.
[08:40] Leshea
    You might pull it off if you throw
    them about 200 million times.
[08:43] Dax
    I've finally found you, Fay.
[08:47] Fay
    Dax?!
[08:49] Dax
    It appears as though fate
    beckons us to be together.
[09:04] Fay
    What are you doing?
[09:05] Dax
    It's dirty, and that bothers me.
[09:07] Dax
    If I'm going to throw
    this die, it must shine!
[09:11] Fay
    So you're going to throw the die?
[09:14] Dax
    And done! Behold this glimmer!
[09:21] Dax
    The time has come!
[09:22] Dax
    Gather round, messengers of fate!
[09:24] Dax
    We shall welcome a new age
    and open the doors to success!
[09:29] Dax
    I call this Dax Dice!
[09:37] Fay
    No way!
[09:40] Kelritch
    That's just how he is.
SIGN    Item "Clear Mirror of Dawn"
    Overturns full party defeat only once
[09:59] Pearl
    We've finally completed everything!
[10:04] Fay
    You're heading back already?
[10:07] Dax
    We are rivals led by fate
    until the end of time.
[10:12] Dax
    But let us battle again at another time.
[10:16] Kelritch
    "Considering there might still be some
    players that haven't been able to return,
[10:20] Kelritch
    finding them takes priority,"
[10:22] Kelritch
    is what he's saying.
[10:23] Fay
    Huh...
[10:27] Fay
    That's great. Thanks, Dax.
[10:33] Kelritch
    Let us meet again.
[10:39] Nel
    What?!
[10:41] Pearl
    N-No way! Why?!
[10:46] Fay
    We have 0.001% left?
[10:50] Pearl
    We've searched every millimeter
    of this labyrinth,
[10:53] Pearl
    so I really thought this was the end.
[10:57] Fay
    That's it!
[10:58] Fay
    The only thing left is something
    that's not in the labyrinth!
[11:02] Fay
    When did the unlock percentage show
    up? When we entered the labyrinth?
[11:07] Fay
    No.
[11:09] (Flashback) Pearl
    Huh? What's this number?
[11:13] Fay
    If we could only reach 100%
     from within the labyrinth,
[11:15] Fay
    the number would've shown up
    after we entered the labyrinth.
[11:18] Fay
    But since it showed up before that...
[11:25] Nel
    That's right! There's this giant hole!
[11:29] Fay
    This is the last thing. Let's go!
[11:39] Pearl
    We did it!
[11:47] Fay
    I see.
[11:54] Fay
    That giant hole...
[11:55] Fay
    was the quickest way to the deepest
    part of the labyrinth from the start.
[12:01] Pearl
    Okay, god. We cleared all the requirements!
[12:04] Pearl
    Respawn now!
[12:09] Fay
    It's time to review our answers.
[12:11] Fay
    The challengers you've been waiting
    for are finally here! Come on out!
[12:30] Anubis
    I am Anubis, the God of the Underworld.
[12:33] Anubis
    I am the one who created this
    game, as well as the last boss!
SIGN    VS ????
SIGN    Elements
SIGN    "The Labyrinth of
     Death and Rebirth 
    Luceimia"
SIGN     VS Anubis the 
    God of the 
    Underworld
SIGN    Victory 
    Condition
SIGN    Defeat the 
    God of the 
    Underworld. 
    "But defeat 
    requirements 
    unknown"
SIGN    Loss 
    Condition
SIGN    The players 
    have to 
    respawn
SIGN    Hidden Rule
SIGN    Every item 
    collected in 
    the Luceimia 
    Labyrinth 
    may be used
[12:48] Anubis
    Now, let us play, humans!
[12:56] Miranda
    We're counting on you, Fay!
[12:59] Anubis
    Come forth, my adorable pets!
[13:03] Anubis
    Hundred Beast Summon!
[13:19] Fay
    Now, hang on! Summoning all
    these guys at once is cheating!
[13:24] Anubis
    These are empowered creatures
    that I raised myself.
[13:27] Anubis
    First, Sleeping Lion!
[13:29] Anubis
    Deal out your special attack!
[13:36] Fay
    Everyone, equip that immediately!
SIGN    Sleeping Lion 
    EX's Rage Art
SIGN    "A downpour from 
    heaven destroys 
    everything."
SIGN    Everything in the 
    area was destroyed.
[14:11] Pearl
    Huh? They're all gone.
[14:16] Anubis
    You fool! Why would you destroy
    all your monster friends?!
[14:22] Fay
    I see!
[14:24] Fay
    That must be it!
[14:27] Fay
    Her weakness is...
[14:29] Fay
    she's a dunce!
[14:31] Anubis
    Who are you calling stupid?!
[14:35] Pearl
    You, you dummy.
[14:36] Pearl
    This is the Final Showdown
    Weapon Megalis Rocket!
[14:39] Pearl
    Any boss takes only one hit!
[15:01] Anubis
    You naïve little girl.
[15:03] Anubis
    Did you really think such a flimsy 
    attack could take me down?
[15:07] Pearl
    You're the one who gave it the
    name "Final Showdown Weapon!"
[15:10] Anubis
    If I did, I forgot.
[15:11] Pearl
    What does that even mean?!
[15:13] Anubis
    A hundred Golden Puffy Puffs...
[15:15] Anubis
    I summon you!
[15:22] Pearl
    There's way too many of them!
[15:24] Anubis
    And then...
[15:25] Anubis
    Ultimate Technique: God Eraser!
[15:29] Anubis
    You'll all be annihilated in 70 seconds!
[15:32] Anubis
    Let's see... I am the creator
    of the dark dawn. And, uh...
[15:38] Pearl
    It's impossible to defeat
    100 Golden Puffy Puffs
[15:40] Pearl
    and stop that insane-sounding attack!
[15:44] Leshea
    You think so?
[15:45] Pearl
    Huh?
[15:46] Leshea
    With this Crest of the Puffy Puffs,
    |we can avoid fighting all Puffy Puffs!
[16:02] Fay
    Okay, now it's our turn!
[16:03] Fay
    She can't move right now!
[16:03] Anubis
    I... huh?!
[16:08] Pearl
    Time to concentrate fire on her!
[16:09] Anubis
    Never mind about the chanting!
[16:11] Anubis
    I'm making it so that the God Eraser
    can be summoned without chanting!
[16:14] Fay
    Huh?
[16:15] Anubis
    God Eraser!
[16:19] Anubis
    Fire!
SIGN    The players 
    have all been 
    defeated
SIGN    Brought back 
    to life only 
    once from the 
    Clear Mirror 
    of Dawn's effect
[16:39] Fay
    Now, wait a minute!
[16:41] Fay
    What the hell was up with that
    last-second rule change?!
[16:43] Anubis
    Well, I am the last boss!
[16:45] Anubis
    I will show you my greatest spell!
[16:48] Anubis
    Applying insta-death damage
    to everyone on land!
[16:53] Fay
    Everyone, jump!
[16:55] Anubis
    Ah, well done.
[16:57] Anubis
    Now for the second greatest spell!
[16:59] Anubis
    Applying insta-death damage
    to everything in the sky!
[17:03] Fay
    Duck!
[17:07] Anubis
    Wow, this is so exciting! Games are so great!
[17:12] Fay
    No fair! Despite how shitty this game is,
[17:15] Fay
    if you look that happy, we're just
    going to want to keep playing!
[17:18] Anubis
    Now, then... I'm going to try
    God Eraser one more time!
[17:22] Anubis
    Of course, the necessary
    chanting time is zero!
[17:25] Fay
    Then if we use an item...
[17:27] Anubis
    Locking away all your items!
SIGN    Additional Rule "Item Seal"
    Gamemaster prohibits the use of items
[17:37] Anubis
    Okay, here we go. God Eraser!
[17:43] Nel
    Moment...
[17:44] Nel
    Reversal!
[17:57] Fay
    Nel!
[18:05] Anubis
    Not bad.
[18:07] Anubis
    This next one is going
    to be my biggest attack!
[18:10] Anubis
    I will blow away this whole coliseum!
[18:15] Fay
    Coliseum... That's it!
[18:18] Nel
    Huh?
[18:20] Fay
    That was a hint just now!
    We're getting outta here!
[18:23] Nel
    I-I'm sorry, Master Fay.
[18:26] Fay
    Thanks. We'll take care of the rest.
[18:31] Fay
    Let's retreat!
[18:32] Anubis
    You won't get away!
[18:36] Sphinx
    You shall not pass!
[18:39] Pearl
    The exit...
[18:41] Leshea
    Leave it to me!
[18:45] Anubis
    Blow away!
[18:51] Leshea
    Out of the way!
[18:54] Pearl
    The Wandering!
[18:58] Anubis
    God... Eraser!
[19:08] Fay
    Jump in!
[19:38] Pearl
    Where's the god?!
[20:06] Anubis
    I am content.
[20:17] Anubis
    That was truly fun. Well done
    playing every last part of my game.
[20:22] Anubis
    Each item, each area, each event... It
    must have been an impossible journey.
[20:28] Anubis
    I could clearly feel all the
    passion you put towards this game.
[20:33] Anubis
    In the end, that's what I wanted to test.
[20:37] Anubis
    So...
[20:39] Anubis
    you win.
[20:45] Nel
    We did it!
[20:49] Pearl
    We really did it!
[20:49] Leshea
    That was a crazy game.
[20:52] Anubis
    Here is a gift for you.
[20:55] Anubis
    It would be pointless if this just
    ended with me having all the fun.
[20:58] Anubis
    I will give you that key.
[21:05] Anubis
    I am content.
[21:08] Anubis
    I would love to play again,
     so revive me sometime.
[21:17] Fay
    Well don't just die!
SIGN    VS Anubis 
    of Life and 
    Death
SIGN    Labyrinth Escape 
    Game
SIGN    Completion Time: 
    Unknown
SIGN    (The Arcane Court 
    is currently calculating 
    the time)
SIGN    Victory
SIGN    Victory 
    Condition
SIGN    Defeat the last boss 
    in the deepest depth 
    of the labyrinth
SIGN    Loss 
    Condition
SIGN    None
SIGN    Dropped 
    Item
SIGN    The True 
    Master 
    Key to 
    the 
    Treasure 
    Room
SIGN    Difficulty 
    of 
    obtaining 
    item: 
    Mythical
SIGN    Summon 
    items from 
    the Luceimia 
    Labyrinth
[21:49] Fay
    We're back.
[21:56] Miranda
    Welcome back, everyone. Good game.
[21:59] Miranda
    The labyrinth game of no return ended
    up being an unprecedented ordeal,
[22:04] Miranda
    but everyone was able to return
    because you cleared the game.
[22:07] Miranda
    You all did amazing!
[22:10] Pearl
    I'm done!
[22:11] Nel
    That was an intense game...
[22:14] Pearl
    Now I can finally get some rest...
[22:17] Leshea
    What are you talking about? We're
    ready to head into the next game!
[22:21] Pearl
    What?!
[22:22] Uroboros
    Exactly!
[22:24] Uroboros
    Little humans! Let us battle with my game!
[22:27] Fay
    Uh...
[22:28] Leshea
    Fay, let's play
    the next game.
[22:31] Uroboros
    My game
    comes first!
[22:33] Leshea
    We already played yours once.
    Yours comes later! You hear me?!
[22:42] Fay
    All right, let's do this thing!
[22:45] Leshea
    That's right, Fay!
[22:47] Leshea
    We can play to our hearts' content again!
[23:00] Fay
    Yeah.
[23:03] Miranda
    Can we count on you to
    complete the gods' games?
[23:07] Fay
    I'm just going to have fun like I always do.
[23:12] Fay
    With this team.
[23:14] Pearl
    Oh, what are we going to do with you?
[23:16] Nel
    If you insist, Master Fay!
[23:29] Leshea
    Isn't this exciting?
[23:31] Fay
    Yeah. This is...
SIGN    Undefeated
[23:35] Fay
    the beginning of our new game!