# 13 - Good Game Well Played
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G0XHWM1Q0/gods-games-we-play)
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**[00:02] Fay**
Seriously?! A pitfall?!
**[00:18] Leshea**
Look.
**[00:22] Uroboros**
Oho... this must be...
**[00:25] Nel**
... the field for the final boss fight.
***SIGN*** I lay here
**[00:35] Fay**
"I lay here."
**[00:39] Fay**
"I lay here."
**[00:41] Fay**
"There aren't any humans who conquered this
game, so I got sick of it all. Goodbye."
**[00:49] Fay**
I know we predicted this, but to think
they're this casual about it...
**[00:54] Nel**
So with the last boss dead, is it
even possible to clear this game?
**[00:58] Fay**
If it's impossible to conquer this game
because the last boss is absent,
**[01:01] Fay**
we just have to revive and defeat them.
**[01:03] Nel**
Wha?!
**[01:04] Pearl**
How does that even work?!
**[01:06] Leshea**
Oh! I think it's actually possible.
**[01:08] Leshea**
Because this place is the
Labyrinth of Death and Rebirth.
**[01:12] Leshea**
So it's a labyrinth where you
can be reborn after death.
**[01:14] Fay**
Yes. A huge part of this game is rebirth.
**[01:19] Fay**
We players and monsters have
equally revived at the respawn.
**[01:25] Fay**
In that case, the god should revive, too.
**[01:31] Pearl**
That's...
**[01:35] Pearl**
The bell of revival!
**[01:37] Fay**
Yeah.
**[01:43] Pearl**
Okay, last boss! Be reborn!
**[01:55] Pearl**
Nothing's happening!
**[01:58] Fay**
"There aren't any humans who conquered
this game, so I got sick of it all."
**[02:02] Fay**
Which means that they're asking us
to completely conquer this labyrinth.
**[02:07] Pearl**
The unlock percentage!
**[02:08] Fay**
Yeah. The unlock percentage
**[02:10] Fay**
is the score showing how close we are
to freeing the god from their grave.
**[02:15] Fay**
Exploring every part of this
labyrinth, conquering all the gimmicks,
**[02:19] Fay**
beating every boss, and obtaining every item
will get us an unlock percentage of 100%.
**[02:24] Fay**
That's how we're going to revive the god.
**[02:26] Pearl**
But that's impossible!
**[02:28] Nel**
That's going to take thousands of hours.
**[02:30] Fay**
Yeah, that's why we're all doing this.
**[02:33] Fay**
The two hundred who have been lost in
this labyrinth for hundreds of hours...
**[02:38] Fay**
And then the fifty including us, the
first squad, and the rescue team.
**[02:42] Fay**
We'll meet up and exchange information!
**[02:53] Ashlan**
Whoa!
**[02:54] Ashlan**
All of these are ultra rare!
**[02:57] Ashlan**
How much time did you guys
spend gathering all this stuff?
**[03:00] Fay**
It's a huge help to have you back.
**[03:02] Ashlan**
Right...
**[03:09] Ashlan**
Whoa!
**[03:10] Ashlan**
Is this a map of the whole place?!
**[03:15] Fay**
If you obtain a rare item,
please drop it off here.
**[03:19] Ashlan**
Okay.
**[03:21] Fay**
As long as you have this Master
Key to the Treasure Room,
**[03:23] Fay**
you can basically hold as
many items as you want.
**[03:26] Ashlan**
Wow, that's crazy!
**[03:28] Pearl**
Fay!
**[03:29] Pearl**
We've made a huge discovery!
**[03:31] Pearl**
Take a look at this.
**[03:34] Fay**
Hey, isn't that...
**[03:38] Pearl**
We decided to bathe the Zombie Puffy
Puffs in the waterfall like we did.
**[03:51] Pearl**
And then they returned to
being adorable little Puffy Puffs!
**[03:57] Nel**
That's not all!
**[03:59] Nel**
By returning all the Zombie
Puffy Puffs back to normal,
**[04:02] Nel**
we were thanked and led to
the Valley of the Puffy Puffs.
**[04:11] Leshea**
We also received this!
**[04:13] Leshea**
Apparently we can use this to explore
without being attacked by Puffy Puffs.
***SIGN*** "Crest of the Puffy Puffs"
Become friends with the Puffy Puffs
**[04:19] Fay**
Anyway, I hope you'll help us out.
**[04:22] Ashlan**
Sure!
***SIGN*** Ruin Branch Office "Blaze"
Captain Ashlan
***SIGN*** Mal-ra Branch Office "Archangel"
Captain Camilla
***SIGN*** Fisshara Branch Office "Mystical Tutor"
Captain Ezraiz
***SIGN*** Casshin Branch Office "Legacy"
Captain Lanios
***SIGN*** Pol-ah Branch Office "Setsugekka"
Captain Nayuta
**[04:38] Leshea**
Area bosses are tough,
**[04:41] Leshea**
but I'm pretty sure we can defeat them
if we keep respawning and fighting them.
**[04:45] Leshea**
The hardest part of getting
an unlock percentage of 100%
**[04:49] Leshea**
is probably trying to find
all of the secret events.
**[04:55] Ashlan**
There it is again!
***SIGN*** New Area Boss
King Eraser
**[04:59] Ashlan**
That thing's got such a stupid
name, so why's it so strong?!
**[05:02] Camilla**
How're we supposed to defeat that thing
when we insta-die if we touch it?!
***SIGN*** New Area
Forest of the Assassin Apples
**[05:13] Pearl**
We're all working very hard...
so I'm sure we'll find them!
**[05:17] Fay**
You're right!
**[05:33] Nel**
It's a hidden door.
**[05:40] Pearl**
There's nothing but junk.
**[05:45] Fay**
This is...
**[05:51] Nel**
Look at this ruby!
**[05:54] Fay**
Huh... I didn't know rubies were so sparkly.
**[05:57] Uroboros**
Hold it!
***SIGN*** Undefeated
**[05:58] Uroboros**
*My* eyes are way prettier!
**[06:01] Uroboros**
Remember? I gave it to you guys.
**[06:03] Uroboros**
Compared to my eyes, this puny ruby is...
**[06:07] Sphinx**
*I've been waiting for you!*
**[06:15] Sphinx**
*I am Sphinx the Guardian!*
**[06:18] Pearl**
S-Sorry, what?!
**[06:20] Fay**
Is this thing a raid boss?!
**[06:22] Sphinx**
* Everything you've fought so far, even*
* the other raid bosses, are the weakest!*
**[06:27] Sphinx**
*But I am different!*
**[06:30] Sphinx**
*Behold! My true form!*
**[06:42] Sphinx**
* Once I engage my battle mode,*
* no Arise will work on me!*
**[06:48] Sphinx**
*I shall squash you all like the bugs you are!*
**[06:54] Uroboros**
Shut up.
***SIGN*** Sphinx received 96,198,030,879,910,199 damage
Sphinx was defeated
**[07:04] Uroboros**
Darn it. I was in the middle
of talking, kitty cat.
**[07:08] Uroboros**
Oh, crap.
**[07:13] Meep**
You did it again. You're outta here.
***SIGN*** Undefeated
**[07:17] Uroboros**
Welp... there's not much I can do.
**[07:20] Uroboros**
I guess I'm heading back
to the human world first.
**[07:22] Uroboros**
Hurry up and clear this thing and head back.
**[07:28] Pearl**
She just got booted.
**[07:33] Fay**
Well, she said "clear this
thing and head back"...
**[07:36] Fay**
so she must mean "don't come back
until you clear this thing."
**[07:40] Fay**
Guess we'll have to live
up to her expectations.
***SIGN*** Gods' Games We Play
**[07:52] Ashlan**
I'm exhausted. I can't move another inch.
**[07:56] Camilla**
I've used up all of my energy...
**[08:04] Pearl**
Fay!
**[08:06] Pearl**
We found it!
**[08:08] Pearl**
We found the last gimmick!
**[08:19] Nel**
There are dice enshrined
in this strange place...
**[08:23] Leshea**
"Make them all one," it says.
**[08:27] Fay**
So it's saying to get a
one on all these dice.
**[08:37] Fay**
The odds pretty much suck when you're
dealing with them all being 24-sided dice.
**[08:40] Leshea**
You might pull it off if you throw
them about 200 million times.
**[08:43] Dax**
I've finally found you, Fay.
**[08:47] Fay**
Dax?!
**[08:49] Dax**
It appears as though fate
beckons us to be together.
**[09:04] Fay**
What are you doing?
**[09:05] Dax**
It's dirty, and that bothers me.
**[09:07] Dax**
If I'm going to throw
this die, it must shine!
**[09:11] Fay**
So you're going to throw the die?
**[09:14] Dax**
And done! Behold this glimmer!
**[09:21] Dax**
The time has come!
**[09:22] Dax**
Gather round, messengers of fate!
**[09:24] Dax**
We shall welcome a new age
and open the doors to success!
**[09:29] Dax**
I call this Dax Dice!
**[09:37] Fay**
No way!
**[09:40] Kelritch**
That's just how he is.
***SIGN*** Item "Clear Mirror of Dawn"
Overturns full party defeat only once
**[09:59] Pearl**
We've finally completed everything!
**[10:04] Fay**
You're heading back already?
**[10:07] Dax**
We are rivals led by fate
until the end of time.
**[10:12] Dax**
But let us battle again at another time.
**[10:16] Kelritch**
"Considering there might still be some
players that haven't been able to return,
**[10:20] Kelritch**
finding them takes priority,"
**[10:22] Kelritch**
is what he's saying.
**[10:23] Fay**
Huh...
**[10:27] Fay**
That's great. Thanks, Dax.
**[10:33] Kelritch**
Let us meet again.
**[10:39] Nel**
What?!
**[10:41] Pearl**
N-No way! Why?!
**[10:46] Fay**
We have 0.001% left?
**[10:50] Pearl**
We've searched every millimeter
of this labyrinth,
**[10:53] Pearl**
so I really thought this was the end.
**[10:57] Fay**
That's it!
**[10:58] Fay**
The only thing left is something
that's not in the labyrinth!
**[11:02] Fay**
When did the unlock percentage show
up? When we entered the labyrinth?
**[11:07] Fay**
No.
**[11:09] (Flashback) Pearl**
Huh? What's this number?
**[11:13] Fay**
If we could only reach 100%
from within the labyrinth,
**[11:15] Fay**
the number would've shown up
after we entered the labyrinth.
**[11:18] Fay**
But since it showed up before that...
**[11:25] Nel**
That's right! There's this giant hole!
**[11:29] Fay**
This is the last thing. Let's go!
**[11:39] Pearl**
We did it!
**[11:47] Fay**
I see.
**[11:54] Fay**
That giant hole...
**[11:55] Fay**
was the quickest way to the deepest
part of the labyrinth from the start.
**[12:01] Pearl**
Okay, god. We cleared all the requirements!
**[12:04] Pearl**
Respawn now!
**[12:09] Fay**
It's time to review our answers.
**[12:11] Fay**
The challengers you've been waiting
for are finally here! Come on out!
**[12:30] Anubis**
I am Anubis, the God of the Underworld.
**[12:33] Anubis**
I am the one who created this
game, as well as the last boss!
***SIGN*** VS ????
***SIGN*** Elements
***SIGN*** "The Labyrinth of
Death and Rebirth
Luceimia"
***SIGN*** VS Anubis the
God of the
Underworld
***SIGN*** Victory
Condition
***SIGN*** Defeat the
God of the
Underworld.
"But defeat
requirements
unknown"
***SIGN*** Loss
Condition
***SIGN*** The players
have to
respawn
***SIGN*** Hidden Rule
***SIGN*** Every item
collected in
the Luceimia
Labyrinth
may be used
**[12:48] Anubis**
Now, let us play, humans!
**[12:56] Miranda**
We're counting on you, Fay!
**[12:59] Anubis**
Come forth, my adorable pets!
**[13:03] Anubis**
Hundred Beast Summon!
**[13:19] Fay**
Now, hang on! Summoning all
these guys at once is cheating!
**[13:24] Anubis**
These are empowered creatures
that I raised myself.
**[13:27] Anubis**
First, Sleeping Lion!
**[13:29] Anubis**
Deal out your special attack!
**[13:36] Fay**
Everyone, equip *that* immediately!
***SIGN*** Sleeping Lion
EX's Rage Art
***SIGN*** "A downpour from
heaven destroys
everything."
***SIGN*** Everything in the
area was destroyed.
**[14:11] Pearl**
Huh? They're all gone.
**[14:16] Anubis**
You fool! Why would you destroy
all your monster friends?!
**[14:22] Fay**
I see!
**[14:24] Fay**
That must be it!
**[14:27] Fay**
Her weakness is...
**[14:29] Fay**
she's a dunce!
**[14:31] Anubis**
Who are you calling stupid?!
**[14:35] Pearl**
You, you dummy.
**[14:36] Pearl**
This is the Final Showdown
Weapon Megalis Rocket!
**[14:39] Pearl**
Any boss takes only one hit!
**[15:01] Anubis**
You naïve little girl.
**[15:03] Anubis**
Did you really think such a flimsy
attack could take *me* down?
**[15:07] Pearl**
You're the one who gave it the
name "Final Showdown Weapon!"
**[15:10] Anubis**
If I did, I forgot.
**[15:11] Pearl**
What does that even mean?!
**[15:13] Anubis**
A hundred Golden Puffy Puffs...
**[15:15] Anubis**
I summon you!
**[15:22] Pearl**
There's way too many of them!
**[15:24] Anubis**
And then...
**[15:25] Anubis**
Ultimate Technique: God Eraser!
**[15:29] Anubis**
You'll all be annihilated in 70 seconds!
**[15:32] Anubis**
Let's see... I am the creator
of the dark dawn. And, uh...
**[15:38] Pearl**
It's impossible to defeat
100 Golden Puffy Puffs
**[15:40] Pearl**
and stop that insane-sounding attack!
**[15:44] Leshea**
You think so?
**[15:45] Pearl**
Huh?
**[15:46] Leshea**
With this Crest of the Puffy Puffs,
|we can avoid fighting all Puffy Puffs!
**[16:02] Fay**
Okay, now it's *our* turn!
**[16:03] Fay**
She can't move right now!
**[16:03] Anubis**
I... huh?!
**[16:08] Pearl**
Time to concentrate fire on her!
**[16:09] Anubis**
Never mind about the chanting!
**[16:11] Anubis**
I'm making it so that the God Eraser
can be summoned without chanting!
**[16:14] Fay**
Huh?
**[16:15] Anubis**
God Eraser!
**[16:19] Anubis**
Fire!
***SIGN*** The players
have all been
defeated
***SIGN*** Brought back
to life only
once from the
Clear Mirror
of Dawn's effect
**[16:39] Fay**
Now, wait a minute!
**[16:41] Fay**
What the hell was up with that
last-second rule change?!
**[16:43] Anubis**
Well, I *am* the last boss!
**[16:45] Anubis**
I will show you my greatest spell!
**[16:48] Anubis**
Applying insta-death damage
to everyone on land!
**[16:53] Fay**
Everyone, jump!
**[16:55] Anubis**
Ah, well done.
**[16:57] Anubis**
Now for the *second* greatest spell!
**[16:59] Anubis**
Applying insta-death damage
to everything in the sky!
**[17:03] Fay**
Duck!
**[17:07] Anubis**
Wow, this is so exciting! Games are so great!
**[17:12] Fay**
No fair! Despite how shitty this game is,
**[17:15] Fay**
if you look that happy, we're just
going to want to keep playing!
**[17:18] Anubis**
Now, then... I'm going to try
God Eraser one more time!
**[17:22] Anubis**
Of course, the necessary
chanting time is zero!
**[17:25] Fay**
Then if we use an item...
**[17:27] Anubis**
Locking away all your items!
***SIGN*** Additional Rule "Item Seal"
Gamemaster prohibits the use of items
**[17:37] Anubis**
Okay, here we go. God Eraser!
**[17:43] Nel**
Moment...
**[17:44] Nel**
Reversal!
**[17:57] Fay**
Nel!
**[18:05] Anubis**
Not bad.
**[18:07] Anubis**
This next one is going
to be my biggest attack!
**[18:10] Anubis**
I will blow away this whole coliseum!
**[18:15] Fay**
Coliseum... That's it!
**[18:18] Nel**
Huh?
**[18:20] Fay**
That was a hint just now!
We're getting outta here!
**[18:23] Nel**
I-I'm sorry, Master Fay.
**[18:26] Fay**
Thanks. We'll take care of the rest.
**[18:31] Fay**
Let's retreat!
**[18:32] Anubis**
You won't get away!
**[18:36] Sphinx**
You shall not pass!
**[18:39] Pearl**
The exit...
**[18:41] Leshea**
Leave it to me!
**[18:45] Anubis**
Blow away!
**[18:51] Leshea**
Out of the way!
**[18:54] Pearl**
The Wandering!
**[18:58] Anubis**
God... Eraser!
**[19:08] Fay**
Jump in!
**[19:38] Pearl**
Where's the god?!
**[20:06] Anubis**
I am content.
**[20:17] Anubis**
That was truly fun. Well done
playing every last part of my game.
**[20:22] Anubis**
Each item, each area, each event... It
must have been an impossible journey.
**[20:28] Anubis**
I could clearly feel all the
passion you put towards this game.
**[20:33] Anubis**
In the end, that's what I wanted to test.
**[20:37] Anubis**
So...
**[20:39] Anubis**
you win.
**[20:45] Nel**
We did it!
**[20:49] Pearl**
We really did it!
**[20:49] Leshea**
That was a crazy game.
**[20:52] Anubis**
Here is a gift for you.
**[20:55] Anubis**
It would be pointless if this just
ended with me having all the fun.
**[20:58] Anubis**
I will give you that key.
**[21:05] Anubis**
I am content.
**[21:08] Anubis**
I would love to play again,
so revive me sometime.
**[21:17] Fay**
Well don't just die!
***SIGN*** VS Anubis
of Life and
Death
***SIGN*** Labyrinth Escape
Game
***SIGN*** Completion Time:
Unknown
***SIGN*** (The Arcane Court
is currently calculating
the time)
***SIGN*** Victory
***SIGN*** Victory
Condition
***SIGN*** Defeat the last boss
in the deepest depth
of the labyrinth
***SIGN*** Loss
Condition
***SIGN*** None
***SIGN*** Dropped
Item
***SIGN*** The True
Master
Key to
the
Treasure
Room
***SIGN*** Difficulty
of
obtaining
item:
Mythical
***SIGN*** Summon
items from
the Luceimia
Labyrinth
**[21:49] Fay**
We're back.
**[21:56] Miranda**
Welcome back, everyone. Good game.
**[21:59] Miranda**
The labyrinth game of no return ended
up being an unprecedented ordeal,
**[22:04] Miranda**
but everyone was able to return
because you cleared the game.
**[22:07] Miranda**
You all did amazing!
**[22:10] Pearl**
I'm done!
**[22:11] Nel**
That was an intense game...
**[22:14] Pearl**
Now I can finally get some rest...
**[22:17] Leshea**
What are you talking about? We're
ready to head into the next game!
**[22:21] Pearl**
What?!
**[22:22] Uroboros**
Exactly!
**[22:24] Uroboros**
Little humans! Let us battle with *my* game!
**[22:27] Fay**
Uh...
**[22:28] Leshea**
Fay, let's play
the next game.
**[22:31] Uroboros**
My game
comes first!
**[22:33] Leshea**
We already played yours once.
Yours comes later! You hear me?!
**[22:42] Fay**
All right, let's do this thing!
**[22:45] Leshea**
That's right, Fay!
**[22:47] Leshea**
We can play to our hearts' content again!
**[23:00] Fay**
Yeah.
**[23:03] Miranda**
Can we count on you to
complete the gods' games?
**[23:07] Fay**
I'm just going to have fun like I always do.
**[23:12] Fay**
With this team.
**[23:14] Pearl**
Oh, what are we going to do with you?
**[23:16] Nel**
If you insist, Master Fay!
**[23:29] Leshea**
Isn't this exciting?
**[23:31] Fay**
Yeah. This is...
***SIGN*** Undefeated
**[23:35] Fay**
the beginning of our new game!