Gods' Games We Play In a world of idle gods, humans are forced into brain challenges with them. With three defeats, humans lose their right to challenge, while 10 victories spell triumph. Fay, determined to achieve the impossible, enters the ultimate test of wits against the gods. Will he defy divinity or is he just another loss in the making? Season 1 1 - Gods' Games We Play Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] Team Member A     A girl?! [00:11] Team Member B     Impossible! She's inside     a glacier from the Ice Age! [00:21] Team Member A     Contact the Arcane Court immediately! [00:23] Team Member C     Yes, sir! [00:24] Leshea     Well, this isn't good. [00:27] Leshea     Has it been a thousand years?     Two thousand? [00:32] Team Member A     Could it be? [00:34] Leshea     I guess I might've overslept. [00:39] Team Member A     Who are you? [00:42] Leshea     Me? [00:43] Leshea     I'm a former god. [00:45] Leshea     But that hardly matters. [00:49] Leshea     Bring me this era's very best player. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [01:00] Reporter     This game is already on fire! [01:03] Reporter     The gods' games! [01:05] Reporter     What god will humanity     be challenging today? [01:08] Reporter     There're actually three! [01:10] Reporter     There's never been a     challenge like this before! [01:12] Reporter     People from all over     the world are watching the [01:16] Reporter     stream to see this     historical moment take place! SIGN    Ruin, the Sacrament City [01:26] High School Girl A     Hey, are you watching today's stream? [01:28] High School Girl B     Yeah, totally! Why don't     we watch it together? [01:30] High School Girl A     Sure! [01:40] Fay     I guess it's been six months now. [01:44] Reporter/DJ     A Salamander! It's letting lose     one ring of fire after another! [01:44] Fay     The gods' games? [01:46] Fay     They're doing three at once? [01:49] Reporter/DJ     And the apostles are dodging each one! [01:52] Reporter/DJ     They're showing some excellent moves as they draw nearer to the Salamander! [01:58] Reporter/DJ     Uh oh! Looks like Team C     activated a trap! [02:03] Random Female Apostle     No! [02:07] Reporter/DJ     Looks like the Salamander     figured out their moves! [02:11] Reporter/DJ     And defeat! SIGN     Defeat     VS Elemental Salamander     "Blazing Inferno Relay"     16 Apostles All Defeated SIGN     VS Demon Nacht     "Reverse Tag" SIGN    VS Demon Nacht     "Reverse Tag"     40 Apostles All Defeated SIGN     Defeat     VS Demon Nacht     "Reverse Tag"     40 Apostles All Defeated SIGN     VS The Endless God Uroboros     "?????" SIGN    VS The Endless God Uroboros     "?????"     69 Apostles All Forfeited SIGN    Defeat     VS The Endless God Uroboros     "?????"     69 Apostles All Forfeited [02:38] Fay     I guess I should get going.     After all, I'm also a challenger. [02:42] Random Spectator     Isn't that Fay? [02:44] Crowd 2     He's back? [02:46] Rando 3     Fay's here? Where? [02:48] Rando 4     Huh? Fay? The Fay? [02:51] Sign     Ruin Branch Office of the Arcane Court [03:00] Rookie Apostle A     Hey, look. [03:02] Rookie Apostle B     I-Is that Fay? [03:03] Rookie Apostle C     I've never seen him before. [03:08] Miranda     Welcome back, Fay. I believe     it's been about six months. [03:11] Miranda     Did you lose some weight? [03:13] Fay     Yeah, a bit. More importantly,     what's going on, Chief Secretary?! [03:18] Miranda     So apparently this girl you spent six months looking for turned out to be the wrong person? [03:24] Fay     Yes. [03:25] Fay     Didn't you say that you found     someone who looked just like her? [03:29] Fay     The girl I was looking for had bright red hair. [03:33] Miranda     The lady who taught you how to play games when you were younger, right? [03:36] Miranda     All I said was that I heard     rumors of someone like that. [03:40] Miranda     But anyway... [03:41] Miranda     I need to speak with you. [03:44] Miranda     Come up to the 17th floor. [03:45] Fay     About what? [03:47] Miranda     What else? [03:49] Miranda     We're going to talk about the game     between humanity and the gods. [03:55] Miranda     There's a girl I'd like you to meet. [03:58] Miranda     She apparently said, "Bring me     this era's very best player." [04:02] Miranda     And that's basically you, Fay. [04:05] Fay     Who is this girl? [04:07] Miranda     A god. [04:09] Miranda     A year ago, a god in the form of a girl was dug out of some permafrost. [04:16] Fay     Wasn't she taken into our Arcane     Court because we were close by? [04:23] Miranda     She's definitely a strange one. [04:25] Miranda     She hid on the sea floor while     playing tag with some humans. [04:30] Miranda     But while she was hiding... [04:34] Miranda     she fell asleep and     headed right into the Ice Age. [04:37] Miranda     She accidentally napped for the last      three thousand years, totally frozen. [04:40] Fay     Can you really call that a nap? [04:43] Miranda     She's apparently an avatar of     flame in the form of a dragon [04:48] Miranda     and says that she's a former god      whose powers have declined. [04:52] Miranda     She's still pretty menacing though. [04:54] Fay     What do you mean? [04:55] Miranda     We definitely shouldn't make her angry. [04:57] Miranda     Within an hour, this city would disappear off     the world map and be reduced to ashes. [05:01] Fay     So why are you holding onto     such a dangerous god? [05:06] Miranda     Well, we didn't think she was     that dangerous at first. [05:12] Miranda     Let's get down to business. [05:13] Miranda     You'll be watching over this god, Fay. [05:17] Fay     Sorry, what? [05:19] Fay     You want me to watch over a god?! [05:25] Miranda     Superior spiritual beings known     as gods have descended to Earth... [05:29] Miranda     and we humans still don't know why. [05:33] Miranda     I'd like to know why she's still here. [05:35] Miranda     But if we get too nosey     and make her mad... [05:38] Fay     We'd all be in big trouble. [05:41] Miranda     That's why you're perfect for this job. [05:44] Miranda     Actually, you're the only     one who can do this. [05:47] Fay     Because I won't die? [05:49] Miranda     Correct. The power of the gods is just too     great and can destroy humans easily. [05:53] Miranda     That's why we need to ask you to do this     since you possess the Arise to not die. [06:00] Miranda     She chose you herself. [06:03] Miranda     Well, you're going to have to     put on a little show, but... [06:07] Miranda     Don't worry. You won't be going it alone. [06:15] Fay     Huh... [06:16] Fay     I guess this god must truly love games. [06:27] Fay     Four and six. [06:32] Miranda     Wait, was that a coincidence? [06:33] Fay     It's easy. [06:35] Fay     Make sure the opposite side     of the desired numbers are facing up. [06:39] Fay     Then throw them with enough     force to make them do a half turn. [06:43] Leshea     Oh, Miranda. [06:56] Leshea     Hey, Miranda. Is that human... [07:00] Miranda     This is this era's very best     player that you've been asking for. [07:04] Miranda     Ever since he debuted last year,     he's won three gods' games in a row. [07:08] Miranda     He's an apostle that's the top of the line. [07:10] Miranda     This is Fay. He's been assigned here     as a supervisor starting today. [07:14] Miranda     This is Lady Leoleshea. Say hello. [07:18] Miranda     Hmm? [07:19] Fay     She just happens to look like her, right? [07:22] Miranda     Earth to Fay. [07:25] Leshea     Is something the matter, human? [07:29] Miranda     Anyway, I gotta get back to work, [07:31] Miranda     so you two can introduce yourselves     and get to know each other better. [07:34] Miranda     Fay, don't mess up this supervisor role. [07:42] Fay     Uh, um... [07:45] Fay     Lady Leoleshea? [07:50] Leshea     Well, let's get started. [07:52] Leshea     You and I are going to play a game. [07:55] Fay     Before that, why don't we introduce ourselves? [07:58] Fay     Since I'll be a supervisor, I was hoping     we could get to know each other... [08:02] Leshea     We're going to be introducing     ourselves through this game. [08:08] Fay     This isn't a gods' game... [08:11] Fay     is it? [08:13] Fay     We're not in an Elements either. [08:15] Leshea     Hmm? What is it? [08:17] Fay     Err, nothing... [08:20] Fay     Name, age, hometown, hobbies, dreams... [08:26] Leshea     I made these when I got bored. [08:28] Leshea     I call it Self-Intro Memory. [08:32] Fay     That name's pretty straightforward. [08:34] Leshea     The rules are the same as a regular game of Memory. [08:37] Leshea     But you won't be pairing with numbers. [08:40] Leshea     You'll be pairing with the     subject and theme of the self-intro. [08:45] Leshea     For example, if I happen to match "hometown,"     you'll answer with your hometown. SIGN    Hometown [08:51] Leshea     If I don't get a match, you don't need to answer. [08:53] Fay     Understood. [08:56] Leshea     Just answer truthfully to     whatever the matched pair says. [09:01] Fay     Of course. [09:03] Fay     Oh, one sec. [09:04] Fay     Could you reshuffle those cards? [09:08] Fay     When you lined them up on the table,     you had them all facing up, didn't you? [09:11] Fay     To explain the rules to me. [09:13] Leshea     You memorized the locations     of all the cards that quickly [09:17] Leshea     and then saw how they all shuffled? [09:20] Fay     It's a habit of mine. [09:21] Fay     A certain person almost trained me     to death on how to play games. [09:25] Leshea     Nice. I like you. [09:29] Leshea     Especially the fact that you didn't want     to use a cheat where you memorized [09:32] Leshea     all the cards and want to play     against a god fair and square. [09:36] Leshea     In that case, maybe we shouldn't play     this game on such a small table. [09:43] Leshea     Float and begin turning. [09:52] Fay     Are they all moving at     different orbits and speeds? [09:55] Leshea     Ah, so you've already noticed. [09:58] Leshea     Each card has a different orbit, so I don't     know how they're going to turn either. [10:03] Leshea     This seems more fun, doesn't it? [10:06] Fay     So we're playing a game of 3D Memory... [10:10] Fay     Once we reveal a card, I won't forget its location... [10:14] Fay     and neither will she. [10:16] Fay     So she basically added on a rule that'll     continuously keep changing the cards' locations. [10:21] Leshea     Oh, one last thing. [10:24] Leshea     I want to add a unique rule. [10:26] Fay     What kind of rule? [10:28] Leshea     The "Absolutely One Turn Only" rule. [10:31] Leshea     In a regular game of Memory, you get a     matching pair, you get another turn, right? [10:37] Leshea     That's not going to happen in this game. [10:39] Fay     I see. [10:40] Fay     Out of all games, that added rule     is going to be a pain. [10:46] Fay     Which means this is no longer     just a game of memorization. [10:53] Leshea     Okay, let the game start! [10:55] Fay     I'm ready when you are. [10:57] Sign     Gods' Games We Play [11:04] Miranda     Looks like it's begun. [11:10] Leshea     Okay, let's begin. [11:12] Leshea     You can have the first turn. [11:15] Fay     If you insist. I'll take those two. [11:22] Fay     Huh... Hometown and blood type. [11:23] Sign     Blood type Hometown [11:26] Fay     Do gods even have blood? [11:29] Leshea     It's even hotter than lava. [11:31] Leshea     If there were even a single drop,     this whole building would melt. [11:35] Fay     That's quite the calamity... [11:38] Leshea     If you want to know more, make sure     you match the "blood type" cards. [11:42] Leshea     Okay, now it's my turn. [11:49] Fay     That posture's a bit... [11:50] Leshea     What's the matter? [11:52] Fay     Do gods not understand the     concept of undergarments? [11:56] Leshea     Yeah... I honestly don't get     the point of underwear. [12:01] Leshea     Clearly, clothes already exist to cover your     skin, so why wear anything underneath? [12:06] Fay     It's making it hard for me to concentrate. [12:09] Leshea     Well, it wouldn't be very fair     if you can't concentrate. [12:13] Leshea     Okay, I've decided. I'll take     that one and that one. [12:20] Leshea     Aw, too bad. [12:20] Sign     Hometown Name [12:21] Leshea     I got hometown and name so no match. [12:25] Leshea     Now we've seen both hometown cards,     but do you know where they are now? [12:31] Fay     The card that was revealed just now     is currently right behind me. [12:34] Fay     It's the second one from      the back in that group of four. [12:36] Fay     And the one I revealed earlier [12:38] Fay     is third from the right out of the six     cards turning by the window right now. [12:45] Sign     Hometown Hometown [12:45] Fay     Now, I've matched the hometown cards. [12:47] Leshea     Ooh! [12:49] Leshea     Okay, I guess I'll answer now. [12:50] Leshea     I think most gods share the same answer... [12:53] Leshea     but I'm from Elements. [12:54] Sign     Elements     The Playground of the Gods [12:56] Leshea     It's the space you humans call     the superior spiritual realm. [13:00] Leshea     It's where the gods live, [13:01] Leshea     so did you know that humans     need a special door to enter there? [13:06] Fay     Yes. I was using it up until six months ago. [13:10] Miranda     The gods are starved for games. [13:13] Miranda     Because the gods were so bored,     they gave humans Arises so that [13:14] Sign     The Seven Covenants of the Gods' Games [13:17] Miranda     the humans could challenge them to games. [13:20] Miranda     Humans who receive an Arise from the gods will become an apostle. [13:21] Sign     Rule 1     Humans who receive an Arise from the gods will become an apostle [13:24] Miranda     Humans who become apostles     will be able to challenge the gods [13:25] Sign      Arise [13:28] Sign      Rule 2     Humans who receive Arises will gain     superhuman or magical powers and be able     to challenge the gods to a battle of wits [13:29] Miranda     to a battle of wits with either     superhuman or magical powers. [13:35] Miranda     All gods' games will take place within Elements. [13:36] Sign      Rule 3      All gods' games will take place within Elements [13:40] Sign     Rule 4     Arises can only be used within Elements [13:40] Miranda     As a reward for winning a game, [13:42] Miranda     the apostle will be able to use part     of their Arise in the real world. [13:44] Sign      Rule 5     If an apostle wins in a gods' game, they will     be able to use part of their Arise in the real world.     The more they win, the more powers     they'll be able to use in the real world [13:47] Miranda     Those powers are absolutely     necessary to pioneer unexplored lands. [13:51] Miranda     Because 93% of the World Continent     is hostile and unexplored. [14:01] Sign      Rule 6     Apostles will lose their right to play after a total of 3 losses [14:01] Miranda     In the gods' games, an apostle [14:03] Miranda     will lose their right to play in the games     after a total of three losses... [14:05] Sign     Rule 7     After winning against the gods 10 times, they will get a "Clear" [14:06] Miranda     and will receive a "Clear" after ten victories. [14:09] Miranda     Humanity has been tasked to complete     the game, in other words, a "Clear." [14:13] Miranda     Apostles are then given a "Celebration," [14:16] Sign     Clear     By receiving 10 wins against the gods,     the apostle will receive a "Celebration" [14:16] Miranda     but we're still uncertain of what exactly that entails. [14:21] Miranda     No human has pulled off this feat yet, [14:25] Miranda     but maybe Fay can. [14:27] Fay     I'm actually slightly surprised that     you're not hesitating to answer at all. [14:32] Leshea     Of course I'm not. [14:34] Leshea     That's just one of the rules of this game. [14:36] Leshea     Rules aren't meant to be mere restraints. [14:38] Fay     So they're meant to be enjoyed? [14:40] Leshea     Correct! You're exactly right. [14:43] Leshea     On that note, I guess I'm up next. [14:46] Leshea     That one and that one. [14:51] Leshea     Hey, I matched the name cards. [14:52] Sign      Name [14:54] Leshea     So, what's your name? [14:55] Fay     Oh, right. I hadn't actually     introduced myself yet. [14:58] Fay     My name is Fay Theo Philus. [15:00] Fay     As you saw, Chief Secretary Miranda     dragged me here. [15:04] Leshea     What's your nickname? [15:05] Fay     No one's ever called me     anything other than "Fay." [15:08] Fay     I see. I guess nicknames     count for the name card, too. [15:13] Fay     I guess that's something fitting     to add on in a game of self-intros. [15:16] Fay     What questions can you think     up from the cards you match? [15:20] Fay     If you're witty enough, you can stretch out the     range of questions as much as you want. [15:24] Fay     But... [15:25] Fay     This isn't a game where you just pick cards. [15:29] Fay     Even if I know where the cards are, [15:32] Fay     not taking some cards will lead to "my" victory. [15:34] Fay     This is an informational game where you     have to make a selection with each turn. [15:42] Fay     I'm starting to gather enough information... [15:45] Fay     I'm pretty sure I know where     the cards that I need are. [15:48] Fay     All that's left is what she's after. [15:50] Leshea     Next, it's my turn. [15:56] Fay     Oh... [15:58] Fay     There's nothing written on those cards. [16:00] Fay     Which means whoever gets those cards     can ask whatever question they'd like. [16:05] Fay     In a regular deck of cards,     those would be the jokers. [16:07] Fay     Those were one of the     pairs I was trying to get. [16:11] Leshea     I totally wanted these cards. [16:13] Leshea     Human, you remember our first promise, right? [16:16] Fay     Well, yes... [16:18] Leshea     In that case, my question to you is... [16:23] Leshea     Human, what is the real reason     you tried to get closer to me? [16:29] Leshea     Answer me, human. I will not allow     any falsities to my question. [16:37] Fay     "Former god" my ass. [16:39] Fay     She is very much a god! [16:48] Fay     If you have someone to play with,     any game is enjoyable! [16:53] Fay     So we both had the same motive. [16:56] Fay     While we casually played the game, we     were both actually aiming for the wild cards. [17:02] Fay     But of course you were. [17:04] Fay     Since that's what I was after, of course,     a god would be after them, too. [17:09] Fay     I knew a god like you would see through     Chief Secretary Miranda's motive. [17:14] Fay     But that's fine with me since     I got to play a fun game. [17:18] Fay     I'll answer you. [17:19] Fay     Honestly speaking, my goal is to     keep an eye on you, Lady Leoleshea. [17:26] Miranda     Wait! [17:26] Miranda     You're going to reduce our     city to ashes if you tell her that! [17:30] Fay     Miranda wanted to find out who you truly     are and what your motive was. [17:36] Leshea     Well... I asked because     I figured as much, but... [17:42] Leshea     You answered me honestly and earnestly,     played this game with me... [17:45] Leshea     You are a good human. [17:47] Fay     I'm not sure how to react to that... [17:50] Leshea     I told you from the beginning,     didn't I? That I liked you. [17:54] Leshea     If I didn't, I wouldn't have bothered     asking that question. [17:56] Leshea     I wouldn't pose it to     a human I didn't trust. [18:02] Leshea     I'm going to call you "Fay!" [18:04] Leshea     You can call me "Leshea." [18:06] Leshea     No need to be formal with me. [18:08] Leshea     These games will be no fun     if there's a distance between us. [18:10] Fay     We sure didn't waste any time... [18:12] Fay     Are you sure it's okay     to be so friendly with me? [18:15] Leshea     Yup! You lived up to this game's potential! [18:19] Leshea     The cards you had gathered are     dreams, hometown, and hobbies. [18:20] Sign      Dreams [18:22] Sign      Hometown [18:23] Leshea     You weren't trying to "win" against     me in the first place, were you? [18:25] Sign     Hobbies [18:27] Fay     Precisely. [18:29] Fay     The true nature of this game is even if     you know where a card is, don't take it. [18:34] Fay     Because this is not the same game [18:35] Fay     as the original where the     goal is to get more pairs. [18:39] Fay     For example, I shouldn't take this name card. [18:43] Fay     Because I already knew that your     name is Lady Leoleshea. [18:47] Fay     Since we don't get another     turn after getting a pair, [18:50] Fay     I would've just wasted my whole turn. [18:52] Fay     Because of the additional rule, [18:54] Fay     you're always weighing the cards you     memorized against the information you want. [18:59] Fay     It's a game of information. [19:02] Fay     Seriously... talk about a fun modification. [19:06] Leshea     Oh, hey. I have a question for     you, so answer me. [19:10] Leshea     This goes for the dreams cards, too, but you     wanted to know what my motive was, right? [19:14] Leshea     What were you planning to ask me     if you had gotten the blank cards? [19:18] Fay     Would you have been so kind to answer me? [19:20] Fay     Oh, right. I guess we don't need to be formal. [19:23] Fay     So you're willing to answer my question? [19:26] Leshea     That depends on the question. [19:28] Fay     Why do you stay here instead of      returning to Elements? [19:32] Fay     Also, why did you choose me? [19:35] Fay     There are plenty of apostles     ranked higher than me. [19:38] Leshea     Because... [19:41] Leshea     You're the only rookie to     get three wins in a row, right? [19:45] Leshea     Even in the last century, I heard that only     a few rookies would compare to that. [19:50] Leshea     And, I want to Clear the     gods' games with you. [19:54] Fay     The gods' games? [19:57] Leshea     I came down to this realm because     I wanted to play with the humans... [20:00] Leshea     But apparently it's a one way trip from     Elements to this physical world. [20:05] Leshea     So I can't go back to being a god! [20:08] Leshea     Whoopsie! [20:09] Fay     Is "whoopsie" the right word to use here?! [20:10] Leshea     It's fine. I just need to play the gods' games. [20:14] Fay     Meaning...? [20:16] Leshea     I'm going to get ten victories in the gods' games. [20:19] Leshea     Then I can go back to being a god. [20:22] Fay     Wait... You actually know     what the Celebration is? [20:24] Fay     The reward you get for     winning the gods' games? [20:26] Leshea     Of course. It's pretty much what you humans     have been theorizing for a while: [20:30] Leshea     "The gods will grant you a single wish." [20:33] Leshea     You guys basically weren't off the mark. [20:36] Fay     So it is true. But what do     you mean by "basically"? [20:40] Fay     So that's not completely true? [20:42] Leshea     It's not just one wish. [20:44] Leshea     You can have hundreds, thousands...     However many you want. [20:47] Fay     Just how generous are they?! [20:49] Leshea     But not a single human's achieved this before. [20:51] Fay     That's true... [20:53] Leshea     Which means... [20:55] Leshea     That's settled! [20:56] Fay     Sorry, what? [20:57] Leshea     Off we go! [20:59] Fay     Hey, wait! Leshea?! [21:07] Fay     What are you planning to do? [21:08] Fay     Huh? [21:11] Fay     A Divine Gate? [21:13] Fay     Wait, this is... [21:15] Sign      Ruin Branch Office of the Arcane Court Dive Center [21:15] Fay     The Dive Center? [21:19] Leshea     I can't wait any longer! [21:22] Leshea     I've been waiting to find a     human like you forever! [21:34] Leshea     Our gods' game is about to begin! [21:42] Sign      The Superior Spiritual Realm "???" [21:59] Meep     Okay, time for Hide-and-God-Seek!     Let the games begin! [22:02] All     Now, hang on a second! 2 - Hide-and-God-Seek Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Meep     Okay, time for Hide-and-God-Seek!     Let the games begin! [00:04] All     Now, hang on a second! [00:12] Captain     Asta! [00:13] Asta     Right! Konoha, Kyrgis! Hurry! [00:16] Konoha     Y-Yes, ma'am! [00:17] Kyrgis     Activating now! [00:26] Leshea     You're not going to use your Arise, Fay? [00:28] Fay     It just prevents me from dying. [00:31] Leshea     Ah... [00:32] Fay     Get out of here, Leshea! [00:35] Fay     It's dangerous he— [00:41] Leshea     What? [00:43] Fay     I guess you really are a former god. [00:45] Leshea     This isn't even 100% of my strength. [00:47] Leshea     I can't use all of my god powers. [00:55] Leshea     I guess you can be kinda cute sometimes. [00:58] Leshea     Did you really just get     worried for me just now? SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    10 minutes earlier SIGN    Hide-and-God-Seek [01:16] Fay     Wait, I didn't even agree to pairing up with you. [01:19] Fay     Huh? [01:20] Fay     Wait, this is Elements, isn't it? [01:23] Fay     It looks just like our city... [01:26] Leshea     It probably holds some     meaning for the god here. [01:29] Leshea     There are plenty of gods I don't know about. [01:32] Leshea     Hey, over there. [01:34] Captain     We don't know what's going to happen... [01:37] Asta     Fay?! [01:38] Asta     What happened? I heard that you     were on a leave of absence. [01:41] Fay     Oh, hey, Asta. [01:43] Fay     It's been a while. Actually, I just     came back and got dragged here. [01:48] Leshea     Pleasure to work with all of you. [01:50] Asta     Th-The dragon god?! [01:51] Captain     L-Lady Leoleshea?! Wh-Wh-Wh-What     are you doing here?! [01:55] Leshea     I'm participating, too. [01:57] Leshea     Don't worry. I'm on the human side. [02:00] Meep     Well, hewwo there! [02:04] Meep     Welcome to my god's Elements! [02:08] Meep     I am the meep that lives within     my master Titan's territory. [02:12] Meep     The time has come so no more participants     will be allowed in this game. [02:16] Captain     Broadcast. [02:18] Vice Captain     Right. [02:29] Miranda     Humanity's mission is to     win ten gods' games... [02:33] Miranda     We're counting on you, Fay. [02:36] Meep     Let's see... It looks like there's     a total of eighteen of you here. [02:40] Meep     Then allow me to introduce this game! [02:43] Captain     The Giant God Titan is     a battle game, isn't it? [02:45] Glasses Girl Apostle     The number of total encounters     with the Giant God Titan [02:48] Glasses Girl Apostle     around the world in the     last thirty years is 23. [02:50] Glasses Girl Apostle     This says the probability of us     winning with these numbers is 14%. [02:55] Captain     Perfect. If this is a battle game, [02:58] Captain     we have Lady Leoleshea, the     dragon god, on our side! [03:00] Meep     My lord Titan says he has     grown tired of battle games. [03:07] Meep     The game you'll be playing is... [03:09] Meep     Hide-and-God-Seek! [03:11] Glasses Girl Apostle     I've never heard of that game... [03:13] Fay     Is that basically like     hide-and-go-seek or tag? [03:17] Fay     We run away from Titan in     the area of these buildings. [03:21] Fay     That's why it's Hide-and-God-Seek     instead of hide-and-go-seek. [03:23] Fay     Right? [03:25] Meep     You are precisely right! [03:27] Meep     You cannot go past the light. [03:30] Meep     You will need to run away from     Lord Titan within the square. [03:35] Fay     If this is going to work     like hide-and-go-seek, [03:37] Fay     does that mean we lose     once everyone's caught? [03:39] Meep     That's one of the conditions to lose, yes. [03:42] Leshea     Hm, I see. So there are more ways to     lose than all of us getting caught. [03:48] Fay     Which means that our conditions to win     probably won't be that simple either. [03:52] Fay     Running away so we can win...     That's probably not enough, right? [03:55] Meep     Correct. Running away in Hide-and-God-Seek     can lead you to victory, [04:01] Meep     but it is possible to lose even     if you manage to run away. [04:03] Meep     That's all for the explanation of the rules! [04:05] Meep     By the way, you get a     300-second head start to run! SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    Loss Condition 1     Everyone is caught     by Titan SIGN    Loss Condition 2     ?????     (Losing is still     possible even if     everyone gets     away) [04:19] Captain     Wh-What the? [04:20] Meep     Whoopsie. Looks like Lord     Titan can't wait any longer. [04:24] Meep     I guess you don't get a head start after all! [04:27] All     What?! [04:31] All     Now, hang on a second! SIGN    The present [04:49] Female Apostle     I-It's so fast! [04:50] Apostle A     Captain, this isn't gonna work! [04:52] Apostle A     Even superhuman powers won't help     us win in a game of tag like this! [04:55] Apostle A     Maybe flight magic... [04:57] Apostle A     N-No, even that wouldn't work! [04:59] Captain     Scatter! Split up and hide in     the shadows of the buildings! [05:02] Apostle A     Yes, sir! [05:10] Asta     At this rate, I won't be able to do anything. [05:12] Vice Captain     On the surface, this is a game of tag, [05:14] Vice Captain     but should we be playing     hide-and-seek instead? [05:17] Vice Captain     Why don't we just hide     in one of the buildings? [05:20] Asta     Th-That's it, Vice-Captain! That way,     we can hide without being found. [05:24] Fay     That's a bad play. Don't do it, Asta. [05:27] Asta     Huh? [05:28] Asta     But why? [05:32] Fay     That thing's got a pretty     good idea of where we are. [05:37] Fay     Look out, Asta! [05:40] Vice Captain     Asta! Run towards us! [05:58] Asta     Wait... didn't I get a game over...? [06:05] Asta     N-No! What is this?! [06:10] Asta     H-Huh? A spell's activating on its own? [06:16] Vice Captain     Have you lost your mind, Asta?! [06:18] Asta     N-No! The spells are just     activating on their own! [06:23] Fay     So I guess this is Hide-and-God-Seek. SIGN    Hidden Rule 1     Those incapacitated by     the god's attack will     become the god's subordinate [06:26] Fay     Of course there'd be hidden rules. This is     a battle of wits against a god after all! [06:32] Asta     Vice-Captain, please run! [06:34] Vice Captain     Are you really saying that as you     rapid fire wind magic at us?! [06:44] Vice Captain     C-Crap! [06:56] Apostle B     N-No way! [06:58] Apostle C     We weren't even touched! [07:00] Fay     It's not just based on touch? [07:03] Leshea     We might be in trouble, too. [07:04] Fay     Yeah, let's get away from here! [07:08] Fay     Now, there are four on the god's side. [07:10] Leshea     It's five if you include Titan. SIGN    Humans SIGN    God [07:25] Leshea     He's not coming after us? [07:27] Fay     Is he saving that for later? [07:34] Fay     If he eliminates everyone other than us, [07:36] Fay     it'll make two on the human side     and seventeen on his. [07:38] Fay     He's going to use all that     strength to attack us. [07:41] Leshea     And until then, he's going to have     all of his subordinates attack us. [07:45] Fay     You know, their bottom halves     are still their usual color. [07:48] Fay     It's so unbalanced. [07:50] Asta     Shut up! My body just keeps chasing you! [07:54] Fay     I guess Asta hasn't exactly game overed. [07:57] Leshea     Yeah. If she was out, she'd be     back in the human world, unharmed. [08:02] Fay     There are still hidden rules in this game. [08:05] Fay     I get that they end up     the same color as Titan, [08:08] Fay     but why is it just their upper bodies? [08:25] Asta     Huh?! [08:29] Asta     Hey! What are you doing?! [08:31] Fay     Leshea! [08:32] Leshea     Tag! [08:34] Leshea     Tag complete. [08:36] Fay     Now, she's back on the human side. [08:38] Asta     Huh? [08:44] Asta     Huh? Wha? I'm back to normal? [08:49] Fay     You didn't actually game over. [08:51] Fay     Your lower half didn't     change color after all. [08:54] Sign     Hidden Rule 1     Those incapacitated by the god's     attack will become the god's subordinate [08:54] Sign     Hidden Rule 2      It is possible to     return any of     god's     subordinates     back to the     human side by     tagging them [08:57] Fay     Which means there's a hidden rule to     turn people back to the human side. [09:01] Asta     I-I see! [09:06] Fay     Crap. Guess he's after us again. [09:10] Fay     I guess he can't really leave us alone [09:12] Fay     now that we figured out     how to turn people back. [09:14] Fay     Asta, go hide! [09:15] Asta     Got it! [09:21] Leshea     I think he's happy that you     actually understood his game. [09:34] Leshea     We just keep running, but     what do we need to do to win? [09:38] Fay     Come to think of it, Meep did mention [09:40] Fay     that we could still lose     even if we keep running. [09:43] Fay     I guess it's part of the game to     figure out the condition to win. [09:43] Sign     Loss Condition 1     Everyone is caught     by Titan [09:43] Sign     Loss Condition 2     ?????     (Losing is still      possible even if      everyone gets     away) SIGN    Victory Condition [09:46] Leshea     Defeating Titan would just make this a     battle game, so that's probably not it. [09:51] Fay     Maybe if we can run away for a     certain amount of time, we win? [09:54] Leshea     That's possible, but we've     got nothing to prove that. [09:57] Fay     They never said how long we     need to keep running either. [10:00] Fay     In that case... [10:06] Leshea     It's just as I thought. [10:08] Fay     What is? [10:09] Leshea     We totally get each other. [10:11] Leshea     You know exactly what I want     to say, but more importantly, [10:14] Leshea     you're playing this game for real. [10:17] Fay     Huh? Of course, I am. This game     is as thrilling as it gets. [10:24] Leshea     Well, that's what makes us gods happy. [10:26] Leshea     I am a former god myself, after all. [10:28] Leshea     When there's a human who plays     the gods' games seriously... [10:33] Leshea     it makes the game that much fun! SIGN    Games are meant to be fun [10:48] Fay     Though it really sucks when you     lose, so I definitely want to win. [10:52] Leshea     But of course. [10:54] Fay     What is our victory condition? [10:56] Fay     There must've been a hint somewhere. [11:08] Captain     I'm sorry... He got all of us. [11:11] Fay     Yeah, we can see that... [11:14] Captain     But you mustn't give up! [11:16] Captain     Even if it's just the two of you,     you need to keep running! [11:21] Fay     Then please let us go! [11:23] Captain     My legs have a mind of their own! [11:29] Fay     This way! SIGN    Humans SIGN    God [11:38] Leshea     Hiyah! [11:43] Leshea     This is only going to buy     us a few dozen seconds. [11:46] Fay     Probably. Let's hurry! [11:53] Fay     I guess this is why the hidden rule about [11:56] Fay     getting tagged by him exists: [11:57] Fay     humans would be able to pursue us. [12:00] Fay     On top of that... [12:03] Fay     Titan's here, too. [12:05] Leshea     At this rate, we're trapped like rats. [12:07] Fay     It's already enough of a     hassle to keep running, [12:09] Fay     but we still have to figure     out our victory condition. [12:11] Leshea     It'd be nice to have more people on our side. [12:14] Leshea     That Asta girl is hiding, too. [12:16] Leshea     Everyone other than us is pretty much out. [12:19] Leshea     They all flipped over to Titan's side. [12:22] Fay     I see. [12:24] Leshea     What is it? [12:25] Fay     That's it, Leshea! They flipped! [12:28] Leshea     Flipped? [12:29] Fay     I figured it all out. [12:31] Fay     There's actually a third     game in Hide-and-God-Seek. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [12:40] Fay     This Hide-and-God-Seek     is a combination of tag, [12:43] Fay     hide-and-go-seek,     and one other game. [12:46] Leshea     Flipped... Third... I get it. [12:51] Leshea     That explains why there are two     lose conditions, as well. [12:54] Fay     Okay, let's split up. [13:02] Leshea     I'll take eight. [13:04] Fay     No. We can split them     in half. Seven per. [13:06] Leshea     You're right. I'll lead them outside. [13:09] Fay     And I'll go up. [13:28] Fay     Damn that Titan... [13:30] Fay     He's destroying all the other     buildings, one after another, [13:32] Fay     and then he's going to destroy this     department store and it'll be checkmate. [13:36] Fay     Please let us make it in     time... Both Leshea and I! [13:50] Fay     He used the apostles that are now his     subordinates to lead me up to the roof... [13:58] Fay     Then he was planning to     finish me off himself. [14:09] Captain     He's doomed... SIGN    Humans SIGN    God [14:28] Fay     Now that all the buildings have been     destroyed, the game's over, right? [14:33] Fay     According to the Hide-and-God-Seek     rules, I'm not incapacitated, [14:37] Fay     so I won't become your subordinate. [14:41] Fay     The ultimate self-regeneration that     nullifies any kind of meddling [14:44] Fay     and restores me to how I was. [14:47] Fay     My Arise is called... [14:49] Fay     "May Your God." [14:51] Fay     I'm sure you think you've won     even if I'm back since it's now SIGN    Humans SIGN    God [14:55] Fay     humans 3 versus 16 on     your side, don't you? [14:57] Fay     But it's the opposite. [14:58] Fay     We're the ones who're going to meet     the victory conditions, Titan. [15:03] Fay     Now, it's time to check our answers. [15:05] Fay     The game that was hidden in this game of     Hide-and-God-seek until the end was... [15:09] Fay     Reversi! [15:10] Fay     Though we thought we were playing tag, this     whole city is actually the game board. [15:15] Fay     The god chases after the humans who run away. [15:18] Fay     Subordinates of the god are created     and the remaining humans save them. [15:22] Fay     This clearly means that the god got to     go first and the humans play second. [15:26] Fay     And once the humans touch     the affected humans, [15:28] Fay     their upper halves flip back     to their original color. [15:31] Fay     This was the ultimate hint. [15:33] Fay     Each side was taking a turn.     Touching someone would "flip" them. [15:38] Fay     The game that matches these rules is Reversi! [15:41] Leshea     Your meep is quite efficient. [15:44] Leshea     To think that the explanation     of the rules would be a hint... [15:48] Leshea     The fact that this game is     played within a square field. [15:52] Fay     Reversi is over once the     whole board is one color. [15:56] Fay     In the case of Hide-and-God-Seek, [15:57] Fay     it's when all the buildings have been     destroyed and we can't play anymore. [16:00] Leshea     All that's left is to see who has more     in the end to win. The god or human side? [16:05] Fay     We had a single ray of     hope to win this match... [16:09] Fay     and that's a chain! [16:11] Fay     When Asta and the vice-captain     were touched by the Titan, [16:15] Fay     the two next to them also changed color. [16:18] Fay     The reason Asta slammed     them against the wall [16:22] Fay     was to get them all lined up in     a row between her and the god. [16:26] Fay     That's why the two in between were     also flipped over to the god side. [16:29] Fay     And my goal was to distract you! [16:33] Leshea     We're going to be using     that exact same method. [16:37] Fay     Asta! [16:38] Asta     Dang it, Fay! You need to treat     those older than you with respect! [16:46] Fay     Leshea! [16:53] Fay     And now we flip... everything over! SIGN    Hidden Rule 1     Those incapacitated by     the god's attack will     become the god's     subordinate SIGN    Hidden Rule 2      It is possible     to return any     of the god's     subordinates     back to the     human side by     tagging them SIGN    Hidden Rule 3     When rules 1     or 2 are     carried out,     a chain will     occur if the     enemy's     pawns are     sandwiched [17:03] Fay     The seven in between Leshea and Asta [17:06] Fay     formed a chain and flipped     back to the human side. SIGN    Humans SIGN    God [17:09] Fay     All the buildings have been     destroyed so the game is over. [17:12] Fay     With 10 on the human side and     9 on the god side, we win. [17:16] Fay     Any objections? [17:34] Titan     No. SIGN    VS "The Sage of the Earth" Titan SIGN    Hide-and-God-Seek SIGN    After playing for     3 hours and 31 minutes SIGN    Victory SIGN    Victory Condition      Once the game is over,     there are more     white (human) pieces     than black (god) pieces SIGN    Loss Condition     1     Everyone is     caught by     Titan SIGN    Loss Condition     2      Once the game     is over, there     are more     black (god)     pieces than     white (human)     pieces SIGN    Hidden Rule 1     Those incapacitated by     the god's attack will     become the god's     subordinate SIGN    Hidden Rule 2      It is possible     to return any     of the god's     subordinates     back to the     human side by     tagging them SIGN    Hidden Rule 3     When rules 1     or 2 are     carried out,     a chain will     occur if the     enemy's     pawns are     sandwiched [17:56] Miranda     It's been 35 days since     humanity has had a victory. [17:59] Miranda     Yesterday's match had incredible     ratings all around the world. [18:02] Miranda     It was over 70% in this city alone. [18:06] Fay     That much? [18:07] Miranda     This will help us out a lot. [18:09] Miranda     We need to have the apostles     we nurture with these earnings [18:13] Miranda     do their best and win the gods' games. [18:17] Miranda     So... [18:18] Miranda     How was it teaming up     with Lady Leoleshea? [18:21] Fay     How was it? [18:22] Miranda     You were totally in sync. [18:24] Miranda     It's hard to think you two     were a last-minute pair. [18:28] Miranda     What are your thoughts? [18:29] Fay     Honestly, it's pretty amazing. [18:32] Fay     All I need to do is glance at     her and she totally gets me. [18:35] Fay     I guess that's what you     get with a former god. [18:37] Miranda     Probably, yes. [18:40] Miranda     But it's not because she's a former god. [18:42] Miranda     I believe you were able to pull it     off because you and Lady Leoleshea [18:46] Miranda     worked together. [18:50] Miranda     You see, Lady Leoleshea... [18:51] Miranda     was playing all by herself     while you were gone. [18:55] Fay     By herself? [18:56] Miranda     She's so powerful, no one     stood a chance against her. [18:59] Miranda     Even with cards, Go, and roulette... [19:03] Fay     By herself, huh... [19:10] Miranda     I think you two will be a great team. [19:12] Miranda     Now you're one step closer to     completely Clearing the gods' games, [19:16] Miranda     just like you want. [19:18] Fay     I'll do my very best. [19:26] Fay     That's why I came back after all. [19:31] Fay     Leshea, can I come in? [19:34] Leshea     Sure. [19:41] Leshea     This part here... We ran     into the department store, [19:44] Leshea     but I think we could've turned left     and ran into the arcade's alley here. [19:49] Fay     Are you reflecting on your actions? [19:51] Leshea     Well, I guess that's enough for now.     I've already watched this four times. [19:55] Fay     That's a bit much! [19:56] Leshea     Hey, what's your wish anyway, Fay? [20:00] Leshea     You know. The reward you get after     winning ten times against the gods. [20:03] Leshea     My wish is to go back to being a god. [20:10] Fay     I do have a wish. [20:11] Leshea     Ooh, tell me! [20:14] Fay     There's someone I'm looking for. [20:16] Leshea     Who is it? [20:17] Fay     The person I played games     with all the time as a child. [20:22] Fay     I never found out her name, so     I always just called her "Sis." [20:26] Fay     She taught me everything about games. [20:28] Fay     I was young, so I never won     no matter how many times we played. [20:31] Fay     I'd challenge her day and night... and     she always greeted me with a smile. [20:37] Fay     But one day, she suddenly disappeared... [20:41] Fay     Just leaving behind the     promise of us meeting again. [20:44] (Flashback) Young Fay     Sis! [20:50] Leshea     How strange. [20:51] Fay     I guess you can call her my mentor. [20:53] Fay     I want to see her again     so I can tell her thanks. [20:56] Fay     The reason I'm here right now     is undoubtedly because of her. [21:00] Leshea     Huh... [21:01] Fay     I only have one wish. [21:03] Fay     "Please find this person     I used to play with." [21:07] Leshea     That's an interesting wish. [21:10] Leshea     But, Fay... You have no     clues about her? [21:14] Leshea     All I know is she loves games. [21:16] Fay     I don't know her name, and I only     vaguely remember her voice and face. [21:20] Fay     The one thing I remember for sure... [21:23] Fay     is the fact that she had vermillion-colored     hair, just like you. [21:29] Fay     I was wondering if you and     Sis were somehow connected... [21:39] Leshea     I was stuck inside a glacier     for 3,000 years. [21:45] Fay     Right. [21:47] Leshea     But I hope your wish comes true. [21:51] Leshea     I guess we've got ourselves a team. [21:54] Fay     It might be fate that I met Leshea,     who looks so much like Sis. [21:58] Fay     Yeah, let's do this. [22:01] Fay     I promise that I'm going     to give this my all. [22:04] Fay     Let's Clear the gods' games! 3 - I'm Pearl Diamond Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Leshea     I've decided to team up with Fay. [00:02] Miranda     That's wonderful. Please work     towards Clearing the gods' games. [00:08] Leshea     Yup! Okay, off I go! [00:10] Miranda     No, you don't. [00:11] Leshea     Why not?! [00:15] Miranda     Fay, did you not explain     anything to Lady Leshea? [00:17] Fay     I explained plenty. [00:19] Fay     I told her we don't have enough     players with just the two of us. [00:22] Leshea     Then how many do we need? [00:25] Fay     That's what she asked me. [00:26] Fay     But I'd figure you'd know the actual     number, Chief Secretary Miranda. [00:30] Miranda     I see. Good point. [00:32] Miranda     But, Fay... What comes to mind     when you see this outfit? [00:37] Fay     Huh? Well, it's a nightgown, right? [00:40] Miranda     Yes. They're pajamas. [00:42] Miranda     Right when I thought I was finally     able to sleep after my night shift! [00:45] Miranda     Even though lack of sleep     is public enemy number one [00:48] Miranda     when it comes to every lady's skin. [00:49] Fay     E-Er... I'm sorry... [00:52] Miranda     The last subordinate that     made the same mistake [00:53] Leshea     Okay, so how many do we need? [00:54] Miranda     was stuck cleaning the courtyard for a month. [00:57] Fay     That's a bit much, isn't it?! [00:57] Leshea     Hello?! How many? [00:58] Miranda     It's a huge sin to interrupt     a lady's beauty sleep! [01:00] Leshea     Hello? How many? How many? How many?! [01:01] Fay     Ugh, okay, already! I said I'm sorry! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [02:40] Miranda     Now then, Lady Leshea... SIGN    I'm Pearl Diamond [02:42] Miranda     The Arcane Court recommends     at least ten members per team. [02:46] Leshea     Why though? [02:48] Miranda     Looking at the last thirty     years' worth of data, [02:50] Miranda     any time we challenged the gods     with nine or less on a team, [02:52] Miranda     our win rate was less than 4%. [02:54] Miranda     With ten people, it went up to 9% and     with twenty people, it went up to 11%. [02:59] Leshea     But Fay and I could— [03:01] Miranda     The best strategy with the gods' games     is to let the numbers do the work. [03:06] Miranda     There's only one god against however     many humans we choose to use. [03:11] Leshea     If you're gonna involve people     who don't even love games, [03:14] Leshea     then we're better off     with just the two of us. [03:15] Miranda     Until we get enough people, [03:17] Miranda     we can form alliances with other     teams that don't have enough people. [03:21] Miranda     Right, Fay? [03:23] Fay     Sorry, what? [03:24] Miranda     I'm counting on you to find some     good apostles for Lady Leshea. [03:27] Fay     Wait, that's my job?! [03:29] Fay     Isn't that clearly an admin job? [03:32] Miranda     I'm saying that you two should find     someone who'd get along with you. [03:36] Miranda     Admins don't actually play the games. [03:38] Miranda     All we can do is objectively choose     decent apostles based on reports. [03:48] Miranda     Well anyway, I'm going to sleep. [04:01] Leshea     Hey, you did post that we were looking     for team members online, right? [04:05] Fay     Yeah. If anyone is interested,     they'll contact me. [04:08] Leshea     Then what are we doing here? [04:13] Fay     You see the worker at the booth there? [04:15] Fay     They handle inquiries there. [04:17] Fay     All the team applications     are digitally managed, [04:20] Fay     but there are some problems     that can't be solved that way. [04:22] Fay     For example, it's better to have     someone to talk to about things [04:26] Fay     you can't talk to with your teammates, right? [04:28] Fay     Apostles looking for their next team go     there too, so I'm keeping my eye out. [04:33] Fay     But I'll reach out to a few     people while we're waiting. [04:36] Fay     There's a team called Blaze that I know. [04:40] Fay     Captain Ashlan, it's been a whil— [04:42] Ashlan     Fay! You finally reached out! [04:46] Ashlan     I was shocked when I saw     the stream the other day! [04:48] Ashlan     I've been wondering what you were up to. [04:51] Ashlan     You don't belong to any     team right now, right? [04:54] Fay     Yes. Actually, I was hoping     you'd let me join— [04:56] Ashlan     Of course! We'll welcome you with open arms! [04:58] Ashlan     Now that that's settled, we can     do the paperwork today and— [05:00] Fay     Oh, also, there's a former god     name Leoleshea with me and... [05:04] Fay     Hello?! [05:08] Fay     Why did you hang up?! [05:10] Ashlan     Would you be willing to join alone? [05:13] Fay     Did something happen? [05:14] Ashlan     You don't know? [05:16] Ashlan     About the Day of the Blood-soaked God? [05:19] Fay     What's that? [05:21] Ashlan     She's a former god, so if anyone     makes a mockery of the gods' games, [05:25] Ashlan     she can't let that slide. [05:29] Ashlan     A certain team that had lost     to the gods was frustrated. [05:34] Fay     Right... [05:35] Ashlan     They got drunk and rowdy and said,     "The gods' games can kiss my ass!" [05:40] Ashlan     The one who just happened to pass     by then was the dragon god and... [05:46] Fay     Then what happened? SIGN    °This is how Ashlan imagined it [05:48] Ashlan     Those twenty apostles     ended up in the hospital. [05:56] Fay     Leshea?! [05:57] Leshea     'T-'Twas not me! [06:00] Fay     You liar! And why are you talking like that?! [06:02] Leshea     I-I just gave them a simple     shoulder massage... [06:06] Fay     Leshea... [06:09] Leshea     I just... forgot to hold back a bit. [06:13] Ashlan     I mean, she's definitely super cute, so     I'm a bit bummed too, but... Sorry, man. [06:21] Ashlan     Though honestly, her boobs     could be a bit bigger. [06:30] Leshea     Boobs come in all shapes     and sizes, you know? [06:35] Leshea     When I chose this form I had no idea     about the preferences of human males. [06:42] Fay     Right. [06:42] Leshea     Even during the ancient     magical civilization days, [06:44] Leshea     people kept saying my boobs were small. [06:48] Leshea     I honestly considered letting     the whole world burn. [06:50] Fay     Are you trying to destroy humanity?! [06:51] Leshea     Or, rather, mine are pretty big, aren't they?! [06:56] Fay     Y-Yup. They sure are... [06:59] Leshea     Very good. [07:04] Fay     Leshea, would you mind if     our captain was a girl? [07:08] Leshea     What about her boobs? Are     they smaller than mine? [07:10] Fay     How the heck should I know? [07:12] Fay     More importantly, the team I'm contacting     next has a really good game analyst. [07:17] Leshea     An analyst? [07:19] Fay     They're staff that analyze the games. [07:21] Fay     It's standard for teams that     participate in the gods' games [07:24] Fay     to have analysts that analyze strategies [07:26] Fay     and coaches to guide the players. [07:32] Fay     Oh, Captain Yuki? [07:34] Yuki     Oh, Fay. What's up? [07:36] Fay     Is your team looking for members right now? [07:39] Yuki     Oho... You're interested in our Black Rose? [07:42] Yuki     Just so you know, [07:43] Yuki     there are plenty of people who can't join     our team no matter how much they want to. [07:47] Fay     What about me? [07:48] Yuki     We'll prepare a spot for you immediately. [07:50] Yuki     We'd be happy to have you, Fay. [07:52] Fay     Oh, would one more member be all right? [07:54] Yuki     Someone you recommend? Sure, but who is it? [07:57] Fay     Her name is Leoleshea. She's a former god. [08:03] Fay     Captain Yuki? [08:04] Yuki     N-No! [08:10] Fay     She literally just screamed. You've     definitely done something else. [08:14] Leshea     Y-Y-Y-You've got it all wrong. 'Twas not me! [08:18] Fay     Now I get it. You speak all     weird when you get flustered. [08:22] Leshea     I-I am proclaiming that I am     not f-flustered, what have you. [08:28] Fay     You liar! [08:30] Fay     The fact that you're trying to speak     like you're some shady ancient god [08:33] Fay     is proof that you're flustered! [08:35] Leshea     O-Okay, fine! [08:39] Leshea     Um... I was bored these past six months, [08:42] Leshea     so I was practicing battle games with     some humans in the underground coliseum. [08:47] Fay     And? [08:48] Leshea     I think the first one was named Yuki... [08:52] Leshea     That was when I still didn't     know how to hold back... [08:55] Fay     Well, she's clearly traumatized by it! [08:56] Leshea     I-I mean, I went to visit     her in the hospital! [08:59] Fay     Uh-huh... and? [09:02] Leshea     She screamed and passed out. [09:04] Fay     Why did you have to make her     emotional scars deeper?! [09:07] Leshea     I guess they're calling it the "God     Who Finished the Job Incident." [09:11] Fay     Like I'd know! [09:15] Fay     At this rate, we're probably not going     to have any luck with existing teams. [09:20] Leshea     Sorry... I just wanted to     know more about humans. [09:25] Fay     Don't worry. I know that. [09:28] Fay     Leshea just wants to play with humans. [09:32] Fay     That's why she's working hard to understand     them by reading a lot about them. [09:37] Fay     Though some of the stuff she's reading is     so ancient that she speaks weirdly sometimes. [09:44] Fay     Even if we can't join any existing teams,     we can just find some people ourselves. [09:49] Fay     Not just for the sake of     finding enough people... [09:50] Fay     but people who understand     how we feel about games. [09:52] Leshea     Yeah. [09:54] Fay     Also, while we're at it, I hope they have     some useful skills for the gods' games. [10:00] Fay     For example, telepo— [10:10] Sign     Gods' Games We Play [10:16] Fay     A Teleporter?! [10:20] Leshea     Do you know her, Fay? [10:22] Fay     No. [10:26] Leshea     She probably came from an     upper floor, didn't she? [10:30] Fay     If she did, that's amazing. That's     quite a distance to travel. [10:34] Leshea     Is she looking for a team, too? [10:37] Fay     I'm not sure. Movement skills     are convenient and useful. [10:41] Fay     So, usually, she'd probably have     teams inviting her to join. [10:53] Pearl     I, Pearl Diamond, am retiring as of today! [10:56] Fay     A formal resignation?! [10:57] Leshea     Hold it right there! [11:02] Leshea     Not bad, if I do say so myself. [11:05] Pearl     Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?! [11:08] Pearl     What's with those flames?! [11:10] Pearl     Er, wait... [11:16] Pearl     Did anyone ever tell you two that     you look like the dragon god [11:19] Pearl     and that bigshot rookie named Fay? [11:21] Fay     No, because we're actually them. [11:23] Pearl     I-I'm so sorry! I'll make     it up to you by retiring! [11:27] Fay     Again, don't do anything rash! [11:30] Fay     Calm down! [11:31] Fay     We actually want to stop you from retiring! [11:34] Pearl     Huh? [11:35] Fay     We're looking for people     to play the games with us. [11:38] Pearl     I can't. [11:39] Fay     Could you at least hear us out? [11:41] Pearl     I'm sorry. [11:42] Fay     Th-Then, you know! [11:44] Fay     I'll treat you to a parfait over there, [11:46] Fay     so maybe you could listen     to us while you eat— [11:48] Pearl     Sure. [11:50] Fay     Really?! [11:57] Pearl     My name is Pearl Diamond. I'm sixteen. [11:59] Pearl     I have one win and one     loss in the gods' games. [12:04] Fay     Wh-What's wrong? [12:06] Pearl     This is delightful! It's just so delicious! [12:11] Fay     Oh, I see... [12:13] Fay     Anyway, the ability you used     earlier... you teleported, right? [12:16] Pearl     It's called The Wandering. [12:18] Fay     Huh? [12:19] Pearl     That's what I've named my Arise. [12:21] Pearl     "Teleporter" is just so bland. [12:24] Fay     Is it...? [12:25] Fay     One victory... [12:27] Fay     A Rank I apostle being able to jump     over a whole floor of a building... [12:30] Fay     That's a really powerful ability. [12:33] Fay     But she's retiring after just one loss? [12:39] Fay     For apostles, the gods' games     are basically like a job. [12:42] Fay     Just like professional sports players, [12:44] Fay     there's blood, sweat, and tears     involved with how hard we train. [12:47] Fay     And because of that, apostles     are treated like idols. [12:49] Fay     People come up to them while     they're walking through the city [12:51] Fay     and some might even get asked for autographs. [12:52] Fay     People want to be like them. [12:55] Fay     But once they lose three     times, that's all over. [12:58] Fay     That's exactly why everyone's working     so hard to win the games... so why quit?! [13:10] Pearl     Sorry for having you treat me to all this. [13:13] Fay     Oh, it's totally fi— [13:14] Fay     Wait, how many did you eat?! [13:16] Leshea     She ate thirty-five. She just kept eating     while you were zoning out. [13:24] Fay     By the way, I took a look at the     data for the match you lost. [13:29] Fay     Is that the reason you're retiring? [13:32] Pearl     We lost because of my mistake. [13:38] (Flashback) Pearl     No! [13:49] Fay     If you switched places with your captain, [13:52] Fay     then it's not just a normal     movement ability... [13:54] Pearl     It's a Shift Change. [13:56] Leshea     So you can use two different movement skills. [13:58] Pearl     Teleport is where you     move people or things... [14:02] Leshea     And the one where you swap out like     with those parfaits is a Shift Change. [14:06] Pearl     The rule for that particular game     was... to protect the leader. [14:12] Fay     Which caused your whole team to     lose, and now you hate yourself. [14:17] Pearl     The moment I thought I was going     to get crushed, I got scared... [14:21] Pearl     I ended up using my powers without thinking. [14:24] Fay     You may have lost because you     used your powers wrong... [14:28] Fay     but you've probably saved your     team with those powers, too. [14:32] Pearl     I couldn't live up to their expectations. [14:36] Pearl     Shift Change isn't as     all-powerful as people think. [14:41] Pearl     I can't usually swap things unless      I've touched them in the last three minutes. [14:45] Pearl     But sometimes, I get that time wrong. [14:49] Pearl     Because of my mistake... a teammate      retired because they lost three times. [14:58] Pearl     I'm such a coward and a klutz... [15:01] Pearl     I only won once because     of my team... and yet... [15:07] Leshea     One win... [15:09] Leshea     Are you sure you're not     underestimating the gods? [15:12] Leshea     There's no way a team could     win in the gods' games [15:15] Leshea     if one of their members was     holding everyone else back. [15:18] Leshea     Pearl, was it? [15:19] Pearl     Uh, y-yes. [15:21] Leshea     It's fine to make mistakes. [15:22] Leshea     Even if we lose, Fay and I won't blame you for it. [15:27] Leshea     Well... why don't we give it a try once? [15:32] Pearl     I'm sorry! I already decided     that I would retire! [15:36] Leshea     Wait! [15:44] Leshea     Wanna look for someone else? SIGN    Games exist to be enjoyed SIGN    The gods only smile upon     those who reveal miracles [16:03] Fay     Let's look into this a bit more. [16:04] Leshea     Into what? [16:06] Fay     Her dorm room number. [16:08] Fay     I can't help but think it's a     waste if we just end it here. [16:11] Leshea     Because Teleport's so convenient? [16:15] Fay     If she lets things end here, [16:16] Fay     she's going to be scared of     games for the rest of her life. [16:19] Fay     That's a waste, don't you think? [16:36] Leshea     Huh? It's not locked? [16:38] Fay     Wait, did she already move out?! [16:41] Fay     Pearl, are you not in here?! [16:44] Fay     Oh, you are here... [16:46] Fay     Wait a minute. [16:48] Pearl     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh... [16:51] Leshea     No way... [16:54] Leshea     Th-They're huge... [16:56] Leshea     They're far too big. [16:58] Leshea     I see... [16:59] Leshea     This is what they call a catastrophe! [17:02] Pearl     What are you talking about?! [17:05] Leshea     Gimme half of your boobies! [17:17] Pearl     Usually, I use warp portals, [17:19] Pearl     so I probably didn't lock my     door... for about six months. [17:25] Pearl     A-And, um, you saw my, uh... [17:29] Pearl     well, various things. [17:31] Fay     Er, I... I'm sorry. [17:34] Pearl     N-No, it's all my fault! [17:36] Pearl     I was just being careless! [17:38] Pearl     Oh, but please take responsibility     for what you did [17:40] Pearl     and make sure I'm happy     for the rest of my life. [17:41] Fay     Just how big is this responsibility?! [17:44] Pearl     I'm kidding. [17:48] Pearl     You see, I debuted last year     just like you did, Fay, [17:53] Pearl     and I really looked up to you since     you were so amazing right off the bat. [18:00] Pearl     That's why I don't think I'd     be a good fit for your team. [18:05] Fay     That's not true... [18:08] Pearl     I'm going to end up holding you back. [18:15] Fay     What are those? [18:16] Pearl     Snacks... because I'm going     to quit being an apostle. [18:19] Pearl     I went to apologize to my teammates,     but they wouldn't accept. [18:24] Pearl     The captain was out, but they all told me     that I have no right to see the captain. [18:33] Pearl     I mean, can you blame them? [18:35] Pearl     Even if I apologize, it's just     going to bring up bad memories. [18:39] Leshea     No! [18:41] Pearl     S-Sorry, what?! [18:43] Leshea     You and that team are absolutely clueless! [18:46] Leshea     Whether you win or lose, it     was fun, so let's play again! [18:49] Leshea     That's a real game! [18:50] Pearl     W-Well... [18:52] Leshea     Of course gods are going     to win in gods' games. [18:55] Leshea     It's not right to put     the blame on one person. [18:59] Pearl     I-I'm happy to hear you say that, but... [19:06] Pearl     There's nothing I can do about it. [19:10] Fay     But you can. You can clear your name. [19:14] Fay     Inferno, was it? Let's go with them     the next time they tackle a game. [19:19] Pearl     Huh?! [19:20] Fay     Just do your best then. [19:21] Pearl     I-I can't! Not by myself! [19:24] Fay     That's why I'm saying we     should do this together. [19:28] Fay     The three of us together     will help out your old team. [19:31] Fay     Then everything should be fine. [19:33] Pearl     B-But... [19:34] Fay     It's gotta be frustrating if you're     quitting the game from a loss like that. [19:45] Fay     It might be a loss you'll never forget...     but it's still only one loss. [19:49] Fay     You still have a chance at revenge. [19:51] Fay     You have the right to get back at the god. [19:55] Pearl     I... [19:57] Fay     Just come with us this one time. We     won't try to stop you after that. [20:03] Pearl     Jeez... [20:04] Pearl     I've never been scouted this     passionately before. [20:10] Pearl     Thank you very much. [20:12] Pearl     I, Pearl Diamond, may not be     worthy enough, but I'll do this. [20:22] Pearl     N-Never mind, I really can't! [20:25] Fay     Come on. They're just curious. [20:32] Miranda     I broke some rules to tell you what     day Inferno would be diving... [20:36] Miranda     So you definitely better win. [20:38] Fay     Sorry for the trouble. [20:40] Miranda     Well, I'm letting it slide since     you two get excellent ratings. [20:44] Miranda     Pearl. [20:45] Pearl     Y-Yes, ma'am! [20:46] Miranda     The whole world will be     watching this. Do your best! [20:56] Leshea     This is a game. Let's have some fun. [20:59] Pearl     R-Right! [21:03] Orvan     Let's go. [21:03] Inferno     Yes, sir! [21:06] Pearl     U-Um... I need to steady my breathing     before I enter the Divine Gate... [21:10] Leshea     Let's go. [21:13] Pearl     W-Wait! I'm not mentally prepared yet! [21:18] Fay     You can make up for the loss     in the game with a win. [21:21] Fay     Let's go. [21:31] Pearl     Wha... [21:32] Pearl     What the heck is this?! [21:41] Fay     There's something under the clouds! [21:50] Fay     That's... [21:52] Fay     In the past, every apostle that's     ever faced him has only faced defeat, [21:56] Fay     regardless of their methods used. [21:57] Fay     A god of despair... [22:02] Fay     Uroboros! [22:04] Fay     Bring it on! [22:06] Fay     I'll happily play... [22:07] Fay     this game of yours! 4 - Uroboros Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Pearl     We're finished! [00:04] Fay     Can't you use Teleport? [00:06] Pearl     The farthest I can teleport is 30 meters! [00:10] Pearl     It'd be pointless this high up! [00:15] Pearl     Leshea... [00:16] Leshea     We should be fine at this speed, right? [00:30] Leshea     Ow! [00:31] Fay     Leshea! [00:35] Fay     Ow! [00:37] Pearl     Ouch... [00:40] Fay     Are we... on top of Uroboros' body? [00:44] Fay     Guess that means that the game's begun. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [02:18] Sign     Uroboros [02:25] Apostle A     Tch. [02:30] Fay     It's all right. [02:32] Fay     Uh, hey. I'm Fay. [02:35] Fay     First, why don't we     exchange some information? [02:37] Orvan     We'd appreciate your help. [02:41] Orvan     I'm Orvan Misketz. I'm the     captain of Team Inferno. [02:45] Orvan     It's been a while. [02:47] Pearl     I-I'm sorry. [02:49] Orvan     Right. [02:53] Orvan     We've already had four members game over. [02:55] Orvan     Three couldn't handle the crash and     were returned to the real world. [02:59] Fay     What about the other one? [03:01] Orvan     It was them. [03:07] Pearl     What's that whale that's flying in the sky?! [03:10] Orvan     The Arcane Court calls them Leviathans. [03:13] Orvan     They wait for humans to     fall off Uroboros' back. [03:18] Orvan     Once their prey come falling, those whales     immediately turn into ferocious piranhas. [03:24] Apostle A     I can't believe we have to go up     against a god who's never lost. [03:27] Apostle B     This sucks... [03:29] Apostle C     We only have one more loss     before we have to retire. [03:32] Orvan     You all need to cheer up! Don't     forget this is being streamed. [03:38] Orvan     People around the world     are watching our fight. [03:42] Orvan     Don't let them see you acting pathetic. [03:43] Team     Y-Yes, sir! [03:51] Pearl     Is that the meep here? [03:53] Meep     There's no point in me explaining anything. [03:57] Fay     Hey, what kind of game does     Uroboros want to play with us? [04:02] Meep     The Forbidden Word. If you make my     master say a certain word, you win. [04:07] Pearl     And what's the special word? [04:10] Meep     The game's objective is     to find out that word. [04:13] Meep     Also, the word changes every game. [04:16] Fay     Well, that seems fun! SIGN    The     Forbidden     Word SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    Get     Uroboros     to say     "XXXX" SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    All the     participants     lose [04:28] Fay     Are these its horns, too? [04:32] Pearl     They're basically buildings. [04:36] Orvan     The overall length of     Uroboros is 10,000 meters. [04:39] Orvan     Out of all the gods, it's     definitely the longest. [04:42] Orvan     According to our research, apparently     there's usually a hint on its head. [04:50] Meep     This is a random trap. [04:52] Meep     If you don't find out the forbidden word,     you won't be able to escape from here. [04:58] Leshea     Sky, clouds, horns! [05:01] Leshea     The forbidden word should     be related to this game. [05:05] Pearl     Scales, Leviathan, electricity. [05:09] Meep     Oh! [05:10] Meep     I forgot to mention this. [05:12] Meep     You've actually already said the word. [05:16] Orvan     That's a huge hint! [05:21] Pearl     There's a time limit?! [05:23] Leshea     Uroboros is definitely purposely     interfering right now. [05:27] Leshea     It's telling us that this should     be easy enough to clear. [05:30] Apostle C     That's impossible to do so suddenly. [05:34] Apostle A     Horns, building, escape! [05:36] Apostle B     Game over, piranhas, retire! [05:41] Fay     Ouch. [05:46] Pearl     Huh? Why? [05:47] Orvan     That's it! [05:50] Leshea     Ow! [05:52] Fay     Ow! [05:52] Pearl     Ouch... [05:54] Orvan     So it's "ouch"... That is the only     word we've said more than once. [06:02] Leshea     Is it telling us to leave now     that we've found the answer? [06:16] Pearl     Um, can this god speak the human language? [06:20] Fay     It probably won't. [06:22] Fay     With how everything's played out so far... [06:23] Fay     I'm pretty sure the victory     condition to make it say [06:26] Fay     "ouch" isn't as simple as it sounds. [06:28] Fay     For now... [06:30] Fay     let's try out different things. [06:32] Pearl     What are we going to do? [06:34] Fay     We're going to make it scream "ouch!" [06:37] Fay     Ow! [06:38] Pearl     You trying to stomp on this is like an ant     going berserk on the back of an elephant. [06:43] Fay     Then why don't we try that? [06:45] Orvan     Focus all your power onto a singular point! [06:47] Team     Yes, sir! [07:01] Apostle C     But I used all my strength! [07:03] Leshea     Okay, okay. I'm next! [07:13] Fay     Wait, Leshea. If you go all out... [07:15] Leshea     Here I go! [07:35] Fay     I had a bad feeling about that. [07:38] Pearl     Leshea... [07:41] Leshea     I'm sorry! That was definitely my fault! [07:45] Orvan     Of course, we'll accept a personal     apology from the dragon god. [07:49] Orvan     But there's no sign of     Uroboros speaking at all. [07:54] Fay     This is a game of ingenuity. [07:56] Fay     Unless we can figure out how to get     the god to say the forbidden word, [08:00] Fay     we won't clear this. [08:01] Meep     Oh, I forgot about the hidden rule. [08:04] Apostle A     Hidden rule?! You didn't mention that! [08:07] Meep     Sorry. [08:09] Fay     Now, now. Hey, it's okay. You told us now. [08:13] Leshea     So what's the hidden rule? SIGN    Hidden Rule 1 SIGN    If you do     XXXXXXXXX,     XXXXXXX [08:16] Meep     If you do a certain thing,     something will happen. [08:20] Meep     That's hidden rule 1. SIGN    Hidden Rule 2 SIGN    After     causing     hidden     rule 1     to happen,     you can     momentarily     XXX a     XXXXXXXX [08:23] Meep     And when you cause hidden rule 1 to happen,     you can momentarily do something else. [08:30] Fay     I see... [08:32] Pearl     The god's subordinates, the     Leviathans, are chasing us. [08:37] Fay     Well, we are their prey. [08:39] Pearl     But I don't taste good at all! [08:42] Fay     Calm down! [08:43] Fay     They'll only come after you if you fall! [08:49] Fay     U-Um, Pearl...? [08:52] Fay     There's something way scarier     than the Leviathans behind you... [08:55] Leshea     I see... I guess you're like that, too, Fay. [09:00] Leshea     Even during the days of ancient magic,     the wisest sage in the kingdom said [09:06] Leshea     that a young maiden's bosom has the charm     to overpower even the magic of the gods. [09:11] Fay     You sure that guy was actually a sage?! [09:14] Leshea     And then there's you, Pearl. [09:16] Leshea     I thought you were going to prove     yourself to that lot back there. [09:20] Leshea     If you just keep whining,     they're just going to think, [09:22] Leshea     "Welp, I guess she hasn't changed after all." [09:27] Pearl     W-Well... [09:31] Pearl     You're right. I can't complain here! [09:36] Leshea     Think you can work harder? [09:37] Pearl     I will! [09:39] Leshea     Can you run? [09:40] Pearl     I can! [09:41] Leshea     Okay, let's go explore! [09:44] Pearl     Right! [09:48] Fay     Good grief. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [09:57] Pearl     Is this the tail? [09:59] Leshea     Over here! [10:01] Leshea     Look at this thorny thing.     It's super suspicious. [10:04] Fay     Yeah that scale's color is clearly distinct. [10:09] Pearl     I got it! [10:10] Pearl     I've discovered it! [10:13] Fay     Huh? [10:14] Pearl     This is a game to make Uroboros say "ouch." [10:17] Pearl     Which means... the scale that's a     different color must be its weak point. [10:21] Pearl     So this thorny thing must be a diversion! [10:25] Fay     Er, Pearl... I have a really bad     feeling about this, so— [10:28] Pearl     So basically, if you punch this scale, [10:31] Pearl     it'll be unbearably painful for Uroboros,     who will let out a scream and surrender! [10:35] Fay     Welp, there it is. [10:36] Fay     This must be what Chief     Secretary Miranda meant [10:37] Fay     when she called Pearl the     Assumption-Autopilot Girl. [10:42] Fay     Okay, guess it's worth a try. [10:44] Fay     Pearl, attack! [10:46] Pearl     Leave it to me! [10:48] Pearl     This is going to be the memorable moment     that I take down the undefeated god! [10:54] Fay     Oh, yeah. Just a word of advice. [10:57] Fay     Once you punch it, run. [11:00] Pearl     Wait, what? [11:01] Orvan     Pearl? What are you doing? [11:03] Pearl     Captain Orvan, just watch me! [11:12] Fay     Yup, I knew it. [11:14] Pearl     Huh? What? [11:17] Fay     Pearl... [11:18] Fay     How would you feel if someone     suddenly smacked you on the head? [11:22] Pearl     Well, I'd get mad, of course... [11:25] Leshea     Watch your head! [11:34] Orvan     It's the god's trap! [11:36] Orvan     Careless actions will     spell danger for our team. [11:41] Pearl     N-No. I just... wanted to be     useful to everyone this time... [11:49] Fay     Calm down, Pearl. [11:51] Fay     Even if you hadn't, I would've tried it. [11:54] Pearl     Huh? [11:55] Fay     It's important to test our theories. [11:57] Fay     We have to test everything one at a time     to discover the rules and victory condition. [12:02] Fay     Even if that attack had     taken me out of the game, [12:06] Fay     I wouldn't hold you responsible. [12:10] Fay     We have to keep going even if there are traps. [12:12] Fay     With that in mind,     the most important thing here is... [12:15] Fay     to not blame teammates even     if they make a mistake. [12:19] Fay     Captain Orvan. You called that a trap, [12:24] Fay     but I can't imagine that     a god this unconventional [12:26] Fay     would be happy using a trap on a few humans. [12:31] Orvan     Then what do you think it is? [12:32] Fay     It's a legitimate step towards     conquering this thing. [12:35] Fay     If you attack Uroboros'     tail, it'll retaliate. [12:38] Fay     That's the first hidden rule. [12:40] Apostle B     That's absurd! [12:42] Apostle B     Just look at this! [12:43] Apostle B     One wrong step, and we     would've all been finished! [12:47] Fay     Only four members were thrown out. [12:49] Fay     But if Uroboros really wanted to target us, [12:52] Fay     it's way too strange that     there aren't more victims. [12:54] Leshea     You're right. It's super strange     to have all those beams miss. [12:59] Leshea     That's why it disguised it as a trap      and landed only a few direct hits. [13:04] Orvan     Then what are you going to do next? [13:07] Fay     Look for the second hidden rule,     of course. [13:10] Orvan     Any ideas? [13:11] Fay     Nope. Not at all. [13:13] Apostle A     Oh, come on... [13:15] Fay     This game doesn't have a time limit. [13:18] Fay     We can take our time reaching the final goal. [13:26] Fay     Hidden rule 2 involves doing something. [13:30] Fay     This "momentarily" part is weird. [13:33] Fay     What option have we not tried yet? [13:37] Apostle A     Man, I quit! [13:38] Apostle A     I don't understand any of this!     It's impossible to clear this! [13:42] Apostle C     Even the Arcane Court accepts     unconditional surrender with Uroboros. [13:48] Apostle C     Our opponent's too much. [13:50] Orvan     But we have some members that     have already lost twice. [13:54] Apostle A     Well that's because six months ago,     a certain someone held us back. [13:59] Apostle C     If we weren't all wiped out last time, [14:01] Apostle C     we'd still have a chance even     if we lost to Uroboros now. [14:07] Pearl     I'm sorry. I... [14:09] Apostle B     We got stuck with Uroboros     because of you anyway! [14:12] Apostle B     Why do you keep insisting     on getting in our way?! [14:16] Leshea     Silence. [14:18] Leshea     Do you lot enjoy persecuting     this girl that much? [14:24] Leshea     You're an eyesore. If you don't     want to be here, then leave. [14:28] Leshea     I'll happily return you     to the human world. [14:33] Apostle B     B-But it's not fair for a former     god to protect a human like that. [14:39] Apostle B     It's true that we were all     wiped out because of her. [14:45] Leshea     You fool. [14:47] Leshea     Ugh, never mind, already. [14:49] Leshea     You're so off the mark that it's not     even worth getting angry about anymore. [14:53] Leshea     This isn't about your feud with Pearl. [14:56] Leshea     The reason I got mad is we're     trying to play this game seriously [14:59] Leshea     and your terrible attitude is ruining     everything because you're too emotional. [15:04] Leshea     This game is exciting, so why     don't you just enjoy it more? [15:09] Apostle A     Enjoy it? You can't be serious. [15:12] Apostle A     There's no one else here other than     you that hasn't completely given up. [15:16] Leshea     But there is though. There's a human     right here truly enjoying this game. [15:22] Fay     Those beams were far too powerful. [15:25] Fay     Shooting those beams towards us humans... [15:28] Fay     If there's a reason other than overkill... [15:39] Fay     I see. [15:42] Fay     I'm going to make Uroboros mad one more time. [15:44] Orvan     You can't be serious! [15:46] Fay     There's going to be even     more victims this time. [15:49] Fay     But in exchange, we'll definitely win. [15:51] Fay     So even if you fall back into the real world, [15:53] Fay     I want you to keep watching until the end. [15:55] Orvan     What are you talking about? [15:58] Fay     Leshea! Hit it as hard as you can again! [16:02] Leshea     I'll make sure it hurts. [16:12] Apostles     Wha— [16:32] Fay     There! [16:33] Pearl     Huh?! [16:37] Pearl     Why are the god's subordinates doing that? [16:39] Fay     No one ever confirmed that the Leviathans     were the god's subordinates. [16:44] Leshea     I guess they were just neutral monsters. [16:47] Leshea     It's not just us humans that are mad     about getting attacked by this god! [16:55] Pearl     Wait— [17:00] Fay     Finally, Uroboros is on the move! [17:04] Pearl     Does that mean we've completely     figured out Uroboros' game? SIGN     SIGN    Hidden Rule 1 SIGN    If you attack     Uroboros' tail,     Uroboros will     retaliate SIGN    Hidden Rule 2 SIGN    After     causing     hidden     rule 1 to     happen,     you can     temporarily     use a     Leviathan SIGN     [17:15] Meep     That's amazing! [17:17] Meep     This is the first time someone     made it to the final stage. [17:21] Leshea     Now, we just need to get it to say "ouch." [17:23] Fay     Let's go! [17:25] Leshea     First, we need to find its real weak spot. [17:28] Leshea     It's not in the tail, but its true     vital point must be somewhere. [17:32] Fay     In that case... it must be below! [17:35] Fay     Uroboros didn't have any eyes. [17:39] Fay     No... it's hiding them! [17:44] Fay     The place you can only get     to by using the Leviathans... [17:47] Fay     Meaning... it's right here! [17:50] Pearl     That's where its eyes are?! [17:52] Fay     To get Uroboros to say "ouch," we need     to destroy these super flashy eyes. [17:58] Fay     Crap! Stop! [18:03] Leshea     In that case... [18:08] Fay     Both of those eyes are defense systems. [18:11] Fay     Enemies that approach the right      get shot with the left. [18:14] Fay     Enemies that approach the left      get shot with the right. [18:17] Pearl     Wh-What are we going to do? [18:19] Fay     We need a way to avoid detection. [18:26] Pearl     Hasn't this already been     more than "momentarily"? [18:31] Leshea     Fay! [18:32] Fay     It's up to you! [18:38] Fay     Pearl, listen to me. [18:44] Pearl     Are you serious?! [18:45] Fay     It has to be done, and with perfect timing. [18:51] Pearl     I'll do it! [18:54] Fay     This is the end! [18:58] Fay     Climb! [19:03] Fay     Pearl, I'll leave this to you! [19:05] Pearl     Right! [19:18] Fay     It's following me! [19:20] Leshea     Lookin' good. [19:22] Leshea     I'm not going to hold back! [19:34] Leshea     Er... Maybe that was a bit too slow. [19:42] Leshea     Fay! I at least made sure     to hurt it a little. [19:48] Fay     The gods only smile upon     those who create miracles! [19:59] Orvan     It's no use. The light is definitely faster. [20:03] Fay     Time to compare our answers, Uroboros! [20:07] Fay     Transfer! [20:08] Pearl     The Wandering! [20:20] Fay     The one to defeat a god is a god themselves. [20:23] Fay     This was the strategy to beat you, Uroboros. [20:38] Orvan     Well, would you look at that? [20:41] Orvan     We're all one when it     comes to the gods' games. [20:44] Orvan     Meaning since we challenged     it at the same time, [20:46] Orvan     it means we also won against Uroboros. [20:50] Apostle B     Pearl actually... [20:52] Orvan     Everyone, it appears we've been repaid. [21:09] Fay     Are you Uroboros? [21:11] Uroboros     Not bad, tiny humans. [21:13] Uroboros     I guess I'll admit defeat this time. [21:17] Uroboros     Oh, yeah. You can have this. [21:20] Uroboros     It's one of my eyes. [21:22] Pearl     Wait... is this a God's Diadem? [21:24] Meep     Yup. This is the first time my master's     been defeated, so you get a special prize. [21:31] Fay     Huh... What's this do? [21:34] Uroboros     If you have that eye, you can     choose to face me anytime. [21:38] Uroboros     Next time, I'll think up an even     harder game, so let's play again. [21:46] Uroboros     Huh? You're not happy? I'm going to make     the next one a hundred times harder... [21:51] Fay     Who the hell would play that?! [21:52] Leshea     I would. [21:53] Pearl     You need to think about     the difficulty! Seriously! SIGN    VS "Uroboros of the     Endless Growth" SIGN    The Forbidden     Word SIGN    After playing for     3 hours, 17 minutes     and 29 seconds SIGN    Victory SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    Get     Uroboros     to say     "ouch" SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    All the     participants     lose SIGN    Hidden Rule 1 SIGN    If you attack     Uroboros' tail,     Uroboros will     retaliate SIGN    Hidden Rule 2 SIGN    After     causing     hidden     rule 1 to     happen,     you can     temporarily     use a     Leviathan SIGN    Dropped     Item SIGN    The Eye     of     Uroboros SIGN    Dropped     on:     Mythical     Difficulty 5 - World Games Tour Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:39] Nel     I had a dream about that day again... [00:44] Nel     I still can't get rid of my regrets? [00:51] Nel     I guess I left this on. [00:57] Nel     Isn't he... [01:00] Nel     The ultimate rookie from the past few years--Fay. [01:03] Fay     Meaning... it's right here! [01:09] Fay     The gods only smile upon     those who create miracles! [01:16] Fay     The one to defeat a god is a god themselves. [01:19] Fay     This was the strategy to beat you, Uroboros. [01:24] Nel     You mean... you can play the game like this? [01:29] Nel     I've made up my mind! [01:30] Nel     I, Nel Reckless, swear     to devote my life to you! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [03:07] Sign     World Games Tour [03:09] Leshea     What?! [03:10] Leshea     Why can't we dive? [03:12] Leshea     We've officially welcomed Pearl      to our group and created a team! [03:18] Miranda     Hm... Well, please take a look at this. SIGN    Divine     Gate I SIGN    Team Reservations: 13 (241 Players) SIGN    Estimated days until possible dive: 29 SIGN    Divine     Gate II SIGN    Team Reservations: 17 (277 Players) SIGN    Estimated days until possible dive: 34 SIGN    Divine     Gate III SIGN    Team Reservations: 14 (201 Players) SIGN    Estimated days until possible dive: 64 SIGN    Divine     Gate IV SIGN    Team Reservations: 19 (283 Players) SIGN    Estimated days until possible dive: 33 [03:24] Leshea     What is this? [03:25] Miranda     These are the current dive requests for     the Divine Gates located at our branch... [03:30] Miranda     They're all quite full of requests, and     the earliest you could get in is a month away. [03:35] Leshea     Huh?! Why?! [03:37] Miranda     This is very hard for me to bring up, [03:39] Miranda     but I'd say that the reasons     lie within you and Fay. [03:44] Miranda     Your feat of defeating Uroboros was     the first of its kind for humanity [03:48] Miranda     and became the ultimate stimulant. [03:50] Miranda     Because of this, apostles all around the     city of Ruin all requested to dive at once. [03:54] Leshea     I see. Okay, fine. [03:59] Leshea     We're going to a Dive Center. [04:01] Pearl     Huh? Why? [04:03] Leshea     We're going to steal a Divine Gate. By force. [04:06] Pearl     Wh-What are you talking about?! [04:08] Pearl     P-Please don't! [04:10] Pearl     A-Ah, wait! Leshea! [04:12] Leshea     You better hold on tight! [04:14] Pearl     Please stop! [04:17] Pearl     My behind's scraping against the     ground so much it's going to be flat! [04:20] Fay     This might be a bit dangerous. [04:22] Fay     Leshea might go berserk     from being denied games. [04:25] Miranda     Hm... [04:27] Fay     Do you have any good ideas... [04:29] Fay     on how we might be able to participate     in the games immediately? [04:32] Miranda     I do, actually. [04:33] Fay     You do?! [04:34] Miranda     Everyone, all eyes on the monitor again. SIGN    WGT (World Games Tour) Proposal [04:41] Leshea     World Games Tour? [04:57] Pearl     I have so much respect for     the apostles of the past. [05:01] Pearl     After retiring, they'd use their     Arises to protect the city. [05:07] Pearl     And they also started gradually     developing the outside world. [05:13] Pearl     Oh, by the way, [05:14] Pearl     the place we were invited to is the     Sacred Spring City of Mal-ra, right? [05:19] Fay     Huh? Yeah. [05:22] (Flashback) Leshea     What is this? [05:23] (Flashback) Miranda     It's like when athletes are invited     to tournaments around the world. [05:27] (Flashback) Miranda     Ever since you defeated Uroboros, [05:29] (Flashback) Miranda     we've received a mountain     of requests asking that you [05:32] (Flashback) Miranda     play games at various locations. [05:34] (Flashback) Leshea     Why? [05:35] (Flashback) Miranda     Apostles who have defeated gods     who are difficult to defeat [05:38] (Flashback) Miranda     are seen as heroes throughout the world. SIGN    Sacred Spring City of Mal-ra SIGN    Volcano City of Voldanra SIGN    Ocean City of Fisshara [05:49] (Flashback) Miranda     These are the cities you've     currently gotten offers from. [05:52] (Flashback) Pearl     The honor of picking our destination... [05:55] (Flashback) Pearl     I, Pearl, am so overwhelmingly     honored to be able to choose. [05:59] (Flashback) Pearl     Now then... [06:01] (Flashback) Pearl     Hwachaa! SIGN    Sacred Spring City of Mal-ra [06:06] Pearl     Are apostles from Mal-ra     also going to participate? [06:09] (Flashback) Fay     Probably. [06:11] (Flashback) Fay     I wonder what kind of apostles we'll meet. SIGN    Sacred Spring City of Mal-ra [06:33] Pearl     We have arrived! [06:34] Leshea     We're here! [06:36] Leshea     I wonder what game this place is known for. [06:38] Leshea     First, we need to go to all the game shops! [06:41] Leshea     Let's go, Fay! [06:43] Fay     We need to go visit the Mal-ra branch first. [06:45] Pearl     By the way... [06:47] Pearl     I wonder who that is. SIGN    Fay and party:     Welcome to     our city [06:53] Pearl     She seems very suspicious. [06:56] Leshea     I don't understand... [06:59] Pearl     She's really scaring me. [07:03] Nel     Ah! Wait, could you possibly be... [07:08] Fay     Run! [07:17] Pearl     Huh?! [07:19] Fay     A superhuman with... physical enhancements... [07:23] Fay     Hey... [07:24] Fay     Are you an apostle? [07:26] Nel     I shall introduce myself! [07:27] Nel     My name is Nel Reckless! [07:29] Nel     I'm an apostle that used to belong     to the Mal-ra branch office. [07:32] Fay     You used to be an apostle? [07:34] Nel     Master Fay! [07:35] Nel     I want you to make me your woman! [07:40] Fay     Huh? [07:42] Nel     Oh... [07:44] Nel     I just mean please make me your subordinate. [07:47] Fay     Talk about confusing! [07:48] Nel     Master Fay! [07:54] Nel     I became certain after seeing the     stream of your game against Uroboros. [07:57] Nel     You are the only master     that I am meant to serve! [08:00] Nel     Please! Let me be your underling! [08:03] Fay     Uh, underling? Also, "master"     is a bit overboard... [08:07] Nel     It is not overboard! [08:09] Nel     I will cook, do laundry, iron     your clothes... anything! [08:12] Nel     I-If you would like... [08:14] Nel     I-I could even wash your back in the bath... [08:17] Fay     How do you keep making     this sound even shadier?! [08:19] Fay     Seriously, what is your issue? Right, Leshea? [08:23] Leshea     Fay... how could you when     you have someone like me? [08:26] Pearl     Having some girl he doesn't know     wash his back in the bath...? [08:30] Pearl     I don't think I can defend that. [08:32] Fay     Could you help me out here?! [08:34] Nel     Master Fay! [08:35] Nel     I beg of you! [08:42] Nel     Please! Make me your underling! [08:46] Nel     Huh? [08:53] Nel     P-Please wait, Master Fay! [08:55] Passerby     Look out! [08:56] Nel     Huh? SIGN     Moment Reversal      The ability to kick back any form of energy or mass [09:17] Nel     Oh, no! I wasn't thinking! [09:20] Nel     Are you okay, Mr. Driver?! [09:31] Fay     We managed to lose her somehow. [09:33] Pearl     Wh-What was the deal with that girl? [09:36] Fay     I have no idea... but it's best     to run in those situations. [09:45] Fay     Oh, that must be the water spirit, Undine. [09:48] Apostle A     Are they apostles from Ruin? [09:50] Apostle B     Didn't they win against Uroboros? [09:52] Apostle C     Seriously? [09:53] Baleggar     You three. [09:59] Baleggar     Could you be... [10:02] Pearl     A groper! [10:05] Pearl     Mr. Security Guard! Please! [10:07] Pearl     That person's a groper! [10:09] Baleggar     I am not a groper! [10:10] Pearl     You absolutely are a groper! [10:13] Baleggar     I'm the chief secretary. [10:15] Pearl     Huh? [10:16] Fay     Huh? [10:17] Baleggar     Welcome to the Sacred Spring City of Mal-ra. [10:21] Baleggar     I'm Chief Secretary Baleggar Ions. SIGN    Is     it     time     yet~? SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [10:39] Pearl     Um... Why are we using the stairs? [10:43] Baleggar     Because my office is on the eighth floor. [10:46] Pearl     N-No, I mean... I'm fairly sure there     was an elevator right in front of us. [10:51] Baleggar     This is better for your health. [11:01] Baleggar     Now then, about the World Games Tour... [11:05] Baleggar     The main event will be the     gods' games in three days. [11:09] Baleggar     We've rented out the stadium     in our city for spectators. [11:14] Baleggar     Ten thousand seats have     already been reserved. [11:18] Pearl     Ten thousand?! So tickets sold out? [11:21] Baleggar     The people of Mal-ra will     be cheering for you. [11:25] Pearl     Oh, no... [11:28] Baleggar     There'll be one other event. [11:30] Baleggar     An inter-city competition to bring our     cities closer will be held tomorrow. [11:35] Baleggar     I'd like for you to     participate in that as well. [11:37] Fay     If we suffice. [11:38] Fay     It's not every day that     we get to enjoy two games. [11:43] Baleggar     We had many who wanted to participate. [11:46] Baleggar     Lady Leoleshea—the former god—and Fay,     the ultimate rookie in recent years. [11:53] Baleggar     Many wanted to compete with you. [11:55] Pearl     Wait! You mean me, too? [11:57] Pearl     Well, of course. [11:59] Pearl     We did defeat that undefeated god. [12:02] Pearl     I'm sure apostles around     the world are noticing us. [12:09] Pearl     Wait, why are you ignoring me?! [12:11] Pearl     H-Hello? Mr. Chief Secretary?! [12:12] Pearl     What about my popularity? [12:22] Baleggar     These are commemorative photos     from last year's World Games Tour. [12:27] Baleggar     These are guest apostles from other cities. [12:32] Leshea     What's this? I don't see this color often. [12:34] Fay     Oh, the ones who wear black uniforms     are the top team from each branch. [12:38] Fay     The gold embroidery... [12:40] Baleggar     Headquarters. [12:42] Baleggar     The only ones who have gold embroidery [12:44] Baleggar     are those from the Arcane     Court's headquarters. [12:46] Dax     I haven't seen those uniforms before. [12:52] Dax     Blue lines... You must be the     guest apostles from Ruin. [12:59] Baleggar     Dax. I should've expected as much. [13:01] Baleggar     I guess you wanted to greet the     guests before the inter-city match. [13:05] Baleggar     Allow me to introduce him. He's... [13:08] Dax     I'm Dax. Dax Gear Scimitar. [13:12] Dax     I've heard much about you lot. [13:16] Baleggar     "You lot"? Dax, Lady Leoleshea     is a former god and... [13:20] Dax     Well, I'm not giving her     any special treatment. [13:22] Dax     The only thing I care about is if     they're any good at games. That's it. [13:28] Leshea     Huh, not bad. I like humans like     you who only care about games. [13:34] Pearl     Um, Mr. Chief Secretary. [13:37] Pearl     He's wearing a black uniform, so... [13:40] Baleggar     Precisely. [13:42] Baleggar     Despite being a rookie one year ago, he     established his team faster than anyone else, [13:47] Baleggar     and was triumphant against     a god in his first game. [13:51] Baleggar     His current stats are     three wins and one loss. [13:54] Baleggar     He currently represents our branch. [13:57] Pearl     W-Wow... [13:59] Pearl     He's just like Fay... [14:02] Dax     Fay Theo Philus. [14:12] Dax     I knew it. We were both     brought here by destiny! [14:18] Fay     Sorry, what? [14:19] Dax     The matches against Titan and Uroboros...     I shall praise you for both. [14:25] Fay     Huh? Uh, thanks. [14:27] Dax     Thus, I declare... that you should     join my team, Tempest Cruiser! [14:33] Fay     Uh huh... [14:35] Dax     I am currently gathering talented     rookies from around the world. [14:39] Dax     We will then form the greatest team of     all time... and Clear the gods' games! [14:49] Dax     Fay, you are truly the final     piece I've been looking for! [14:53] Dax     Come join me! [14:56] Fay     Sorry, but we're here for     the World Games Tour. [15:01] Fay     Not for whatever you're talking about. [15:04] Dax     I see. [15:05] Fay     Huh? Wait, you're okay with that? [15:08] Dax     I'm done here. [15:13] Fay     This branch sure has some interesting people. [15:17] Fay     He definitely didn't look like he'd given up. [15:24] Fay     There's something I want to show you. [15:27] Fay     We'll be teaming up with the apostles     from Mal-ra the day after tomorrow, [15:31] Fay     so I've been watching their gameplay. [15:34] Fay     And then coincidentally saw... [15:37] Pearl     Hey! I remember her! [15:41] Fay     Yeah. She's the one who asked     me to make her my underling. [15:45] Fay     Nel Reckless, was it? [15:47] Fay     I looked into it, and     she'd retired a month ago. [15:52] Fay     Her final stats were three     wins and three losses. [15:55] Fay     Those aren't exactly amazing numbers... [15:58] Fay     But she is talented. I'm not just being nice. [16:01] Fay     She pulls off all of her     captain's orders without fail, [16:04] Fay     and she's great at supporting her teammates. [16:07] (Flashback) Captain     It found us! [16:12] (Flashback) Teammate     Oh, n— [16:15] (Flashback) Vice Captain     Three to push the switches and     one decoy to distract the god... [16:19] (Flashback) Vice Captain     We needed four of us. [16:21] (Flashback) Captain     It's game over. We've been found, and the     god... is now in full surveillance mode. [16:32] (Flashback) Captain     We forfeit. [16:34] (Flashback) Nel     Please wait, Captain.     The game's not over yet! [16:39] (Flashback) Meep     Due to a majority in votes, the     Topple the God game is now over. [16:44] (Flashback) Nel     But there are still three of us left! [16:48] (Flashback) Nel     Please! [16:49] (Flashback) Nel     I don't want it to end like this! [16:57] Leshea     Should they really have     given up there? [17:00] Fay     The game was called "Topple the God"... [17:03] Fay     That god's form is curious... [17:06] Pearl     Fay. [17:08] Pearl     I wonder if Nel was the opposite of me. [17:12] Pearl     My mistake led to my team losing, and I     couldn't bear it, so I decided to retire. [17:19] Pearl     But Nel seems to be the opposite... [17:22] Pearl     It looked like she had to     retire against her will. [17:27] Fay     Could be. She could've told     us what's going on sooner. [17:30] Fay     Now I look like the bad     guy because I ran away. [17:39] Pearl     Do you think it's Chief Secretary Baleggar? [17:42] Nel     I've brought you room service. [17:44] Pearl     Sure, come on in! [17:47] Pearl     Y-You're... [17:49] Nel     Hm? There's nothing suspicious about me. [17:52] Pearl     You must be Nel. [17:55] Fay     Nel? What are you doing? [17:58] Nel     Wh-Who might you be talking about? [17:59] Nel     Th-That's definitely not my name... [18:02] Fay     Uh, we can tell by your voice. [18:04] Leshea     And by your hair color. [18:08] Nel     O-Oh, no! [18:11] Nel     Farewell! [18:12] Fay     H-Hey?! [18:15] Fay     I just wanted to hear what she had to say... [18:27] Nel     Why did I run away? [18:31] Dax     That's not like you. [18:33] Dax     Someone like you shouldn't     act so pathetically. [18:36] Nel     Dax... [18:37] Dax     Nel, two years ago, we were     assigned here as rookies. [18:42] Dax     We were told that one of us     would reach the top here. [18:47] Dax     But... [18:48] Dax     I survived and you retired. [18:51] Dax     What's the difference between     us? Talent? Hard work? [18:56] Nel     Say whatever you want. [18:58] Dax     The answer is "teams." [19:01] Dax     You had bad luck... with your teammates. [19:06] Dax     Use your skills to their full     potential as an analyst! [19:09] Dax     Come to my team! [19:12] Nel     That's not necessary. [19:13] Nel     I wish to be on Master Fay's team. [19:16] Nel     I don't plan on joining any other team. [19:18] Nel     If you absolutely insist... [19:20] Nel     Let's make a wager on     tomorrow's goodwill match! [19:27] Dax     How interesting. [19:28] Nel     I wager that Master Fay is going to win. [19:37] Pearl     Th-They're cheering so loud... [19:39] Leshea     I wonder what kind of game we're     going to play in such a huge stadium! [19:47] Fay     Nel? [19:51] Nel     I made it in time... [19:55] Nel     Master Fay. I'm sure you've     already heard this, [19:58] Nel     but you'll be up against Dax in this match. [20:00] Nel     He truly has a natural     talent for these games. [20:03] Nel     Despite your abilities, you'll probably     have some difficulty out there, Master Fay. [20:08] Nel     But... [20:09] Nel     But please win! If you don't... [20:16] Nel     I guess it's already time. [20:18] Nel     A-Anyway, I'm counting on you! [20:22] Nel     I'll be cheering for you     from the stands, too. [20:29] Leshea     Did that Nel human come     just to cheer us on? [20:33] Fay     Possibly. [20:35] Fay     It's nice to have someone cheering for us. [21:03] Dax     This is a battle of pride between two cities. [21:06] Dax     But I have no intention of carrying     this city's dignity upon my back. [21:10] Dax     As an athlete of these games, [21:13] Dax     I've come here to fight in this match     against you and put our souls on the line! [21:19] Dax     What is it? [21:22] Fay     Er, I want you to take this     as a compliment, but... [21:25] Fay     You're really passionate. I thought     you'd be more of a cool guy. [21:29] Dax     It depends on my opponent, so you better     show me some plays that set my soul ablaze. [21:35] Dax     Let's get to the game selection. [21:37] Dax     In order to keep things fair, [21:38] Dax     one game out of thousands set in this     stadium will be picked at random. [21:46] Dax     Operator, start up the     game that's been chosen. [21:53] Fay     Augmented reality? [22:01] Fay     This must be... [22:03] Fay     sugoroku! SIGN     Card Battle Sugoroku: Mind Arena 6 - Mind Arena Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Pearl     This is sugoroku where you can     move forward without dice, right? [00:06] Fay     Card Battle Sugoroku, huh... [00:09] Dax     This is my first time playing this     game, as well, so we're on even ground. [00:14] Admin     This game will be played with four players. [00:18] Dax     Very well! From my team,     Tempest Cruiser, I summon... [00:22] Kelritch     I shall join you. [00:26] Kelritch     I am Kelritch Shee, Dax's subordinate. [00:29] Dax     Now, Fay! Choose your partner! [00:33] Dax     I'm sure you're going to pick the     former dragon god, Leoleshea! [00:36] Leshea     You've got this, right? [00:39] Pearl     I'm not scared of games anymore! [00:42] Leshea     I'll be cheering you on. Do your     best out there, Fay and Pearl. [00:47] Pearl     R-Right! SIGN    Mind Arena [01:01] Admin     There are two victory     conditions for Mind Arena. [01:04] Admin     Either get to the goal—44 squares ahead—first, [01:08] Admin     or use trap or magic cards [01:10] Admin     to drop an opposing     player's life points from 20 [01:13] Admin     to zero by the end of the turn. SIGN    Traveler SIGN    When using the dice card, you may proceed +1 square. SIGN    (Possible to move a max of 7 squares) SIGN    Trapper SIGN    Trap squares are nullified and you can strengthen traps. SIGN    Wizard SIGN    When using attack magic, apply +1 damage. SIGN    Healer SIGN    When using healing magic, earn +1 life. [01:15] Admin     Select your class for victory. [01:19] Fay     The simplest options are Wizard [01:23] Fay     and Healer. [01:24] Fay     The others are more versatile. [01:29] Admin     Before you choose your class, you     will be given five random cards. [01:34] Pearl     Wow, they appeared right before our eyes! [01:37] Admin     The magic cards are split between three     categories: attack, healing, and special. [01:42] Admin     For example, with the     attack spell Mega Flame, SIGN    Mega Flame: High-Speed Magic SIGN    Apply 2 points of damage to 1 other player. [01:45] Admin     the target player will receive 2 damage. [01:49] Admin     Please note that any card that has been     used will be stored in your team's storage. [01:53] Admin     There are a total of 72 magic cards. [01:56] Admin     You may reference these cards at any time. [01:59] Fay     I see. All the card data is      disclosed in this battle of wits. [02:06] Fay     This is a secret card. [02:08] Fay     It's incredibly powerful, but you     have to be a Healer to use it. [02:10] Pearl     I seem to have a rare spell. [02:15] Fay     "This spell will only activate [02:17] Fay     when your life is under 5 points,     and you only have one card left." [02:20] Fay     Those conditions are a bit rough. [02:23] Pearl     It is an interesting effect though. [02:28] Fay     Well, the first thing that we need     to decide on are our classes. [02:33] Fay     The Traveler can proceed quite far and     the Healer can protect life points. [02:36] Fay     Meaning these two classes... [02:38] Pearl     ...are for those who want to     reach the goal in a long battle. [02:41] Fay     The exact opposite can be said     about Wizard and Trapper. [02:44] Fay     They're both classes that     damage your opponents. [02:47] Fay     But we have way more healing     cards in our hands, [02:52] Fay     so it'd be difficult to get our     opponents' life points to zero. [02:55] Pearl     So are we going with the classic way to win     at sugoroku by reaching the goal first? [03:04] Fay     They definitely aren't planning to     leisurely win by reaching the goal. [03:12] Admin     It is now time to begin the game.     Please select your classes. [03:20] Fay     I accept your challenge. [03:22] Fay     I choose... the Traveler! [03:33] Pearl     I choose the Healer. [03:40] Dax     I choose the Wizard! [03:42] Kelritch     I also choose the Wizard. [03:47] Fay     They both chose the Wizard? [03:49] Fay     So they're going to concentrate     on whittling down our life points. [03:52] Admin     We will now distribute the dice cards. [03:58] Fay     So we use these instead of actual dice... [04:00] Admin     All players can choose any dice card     from 1 through 6 of their choice. [04:06] Admin     Gold squares allow you to draw 2 magic cards. SIGN    Gold Square SIGN    Draw 2 magic cards SIGN    °If multiple players end up on the same square     during the same phase, you cannot draw cards [04:09] Admin     Silver squares allow you to draw 1 magic card. SIGN    Silver Square SIGN    Draw 1 magic card SIGN    °If multiple players end up on the same square     during the same phase, you cannot draw a card [04:13] Admin     The red square is a trap zone where the player SIGN    Red Square SIGN    Trap zone, 7 damage points SIGN    °Damage cannot be reduced [04:16] Admin     will receive 7 points of damage     that cannot be reduced. [04:20] Fay     If we want to get to the goal as quick     as possible, we need to choose 6. [04:24] Fay     But if we end up on the same     square, we can't draw a card. [04:27] Nel     So their options are to head towards     the goal or utilize their cards. [04:31] Nel     They'll have to start compromising     as soon as the game starts. [04:35] Leshea     Precisely. [04:37] Admin     Begin Phase 1. All players,     please turn over your dice card. [04:43] Fay     Pearl, we're going to win by striking first. [04:46] Pearl     R-Right! [04:52] Admin     The game has begun! [04:56] Admin     We will go in order from the     biggest to smallest number. [04:59] Admin     But, if more than one person     chooses the same number, [05:01] Admin     the one who chose quickest     will get to go first. [05:04] Admin     Therefore, the order will be Fay, then Dax. [05:11] Fay     It's my turn! [05:17] Nel     Usually, he'd be able to draw one magic card, [05:21] Nel     but Dax is on the same square, so he can't. [05:25] Dax     Fay, let me ask you one thing. [05:27] Dax     Are you really okay with that square? [05:30] Fay     What are you talking about? [05:32] Dax     Don't play dumb. [05:33] Dax     The Traveler has the option     of moving one extra square, [05:36] Dax     so you can move to the 7th square. [05:37] Fay     I'm not going to use the     Traveler's ability right now. [05:40] Dax     So you're going to stay on the 6th square     to hinder me from drawing a card. [05:45] Fay     Operator, are we allowed to     trade cards with our partners? [05:48] Admin     That is not allowed, but there is a magic     card that is similar to switching hands. [05:54] Fay     Got it, thanks. [05:59] Fay     I'm ending my turn. [06:00] Dax     Now, it's my turn! [06:06] Dax     In that case, I'm going to     use the Wizard's secret card! [06:10] Nel     He managed to get one of the best      of the few secret cards?! [06:13] Dax     I will cast the barrier     spell, Burning Rhythm! SIGN    Burning Rhythm: Wizard Exclusive Secret SIGN    °Affects all players SIGN    °This effect will stay in effect until game ends SIGN    °Players receive +1 damage SIGN    °°Burning Rhythm's damage cannot trigger additional damage [06:21] Dax     This card affects all players. [06:24] Dax     Meaning, if I get attacked, I     will also get additional damage, [06:28] Dax     making this effect a double-edged sword. [06:31] Pearl     Why would he use such a card? [06:33] Dax     That ends my turn. [06:36] Pearl     That means it's my turn next! [06:43] Pearl     I'll hold onto my cards. I end my turn. [06:47] Kelritch     Then, finally, it's my turn. [06:51] Kelritch     I will draw two cards. [06:54] Kelritch     I will cast Twin Bolt. [06:56] Kelritch     Fay and Pearl, you both     receive 1 point of damage! [07:13] Fay     Dax's secret card, Burning     Rhythm, is no joke! [07:18] Fay     We received 1 point of damage from Twin Bolt. [07:20] Fay     Wizards get to add 1     point of damage, as well. [07:22] Fay     Burning Rhythm adds an additional     point of damage to each attack, [07:27] Fay     meaning a grand total of 4 points. [07:29] Pearl     The effect from Burning Rhythm is     going to continue the whole game... [07:32] Pearl     Does that mean we're just going     to keep losing life points? [07:37] Fay     If we keep getting attacked at     this rate, we'll be eliminated. [07:41] Fay     If I have 38 squares until the goal and you     have 40, even if we choose 6 each time, [07:47] Fay     we'll need 7 turns to reach the goal. [07:49] Dax     Fay, your goal is to reach     the goal as soon as possible. [07:53] Dax     But my team's goal is to use all of     our power to eliminate you first! [07:58] Kelritch     I will continue my turn. [08:00] Kelritch     I cast the barrier, Chains of Malice. SIGN    Chains of Malice: Self-Applied Magic SIGN    °This will stay in effect until game end SIGN    °Every time a player uses a card in hand, +1 damage [08:16] Pearl     A-And a barrier spell on top of that? [08:18] Kelritch     That ends my turn. [08:21] Fay     We only have one goal, so     don't let them catch on to us. [08:26] Fay     Keep using your cards without hesitating. [08:28] Fay     If we keep preserving our cards against the     Wizards, our life points will fizzle out. [08:32] Pearl     R-Roger! [08:34] Admin     Begin Phase 2. All players,     please turn over your dice card. [08:41] Fay     Pearl! Don't hesitate! Crush them! [08:43] Pearl     Right! [08:45] Admin     Reveal the dice cards. [08:49] Kelritch     Are you trying to stop me     from replenishing my hand? [08:51] Pearl     O-Of course! I can see that you're     shooting for the gold squares! [08:56] Pearl     And now, my high-speed spell, Pearl Fire! [09:00] Fay     Pearl Fire? [09:01] Pearl     High-speed spells are convenient spells     you can use during other players' turns! [09:06] Fay     Er, I knew that. I'm asking     about the spell name... SIGN    Mega Flame: High-Speed Magic SIGN    Opponent receives 2 points of damage [09:13] Fay     That's the wrong spell name! [09:14] Pearl     Well, I can't be satisfied with     a lame name like Mega Flame! [09:19] Pearl     Therefore, Pearl Fire it is! [09:25] Pearl     Attack Dax! [09:30] Pearl     How do you like that?! Usually, Mega Flame     would only give the opponent 2 damage, [09:33] Pearl     but the awesome new name gives it 3! [09:35] Fay     That's the additional     damage from Burning Rhythm. [09:41] Pearl     These two barrier spells     are way too much trouble. [09:45] Dax     That's why it's called a secret card. [09:47] Dax     Pearl, was it? [09:48] Dax     I shall return the pain you just dealt me! [09:54] Dax     I cast Dax Thunder! [09:57] Kelritch     Its official name is Blizzard. [10:00] Kelritch     I assume that you're trying to compete     with "Pearl Fire" that was just cast. [10:03] Dax     You surprised me by boldly applying     your own name to the card! [10:08] Dax     I shall praise you for     having such a unique idea! [10:11] Pearl     I know, right?! [10:13] Fay     You're going along with this? [10:15] Dax     And so, I cast Dax Thunder! [10:24] Fay     Where did "Thunder" even come from? [10:27] Pearl     We're just in the second phase,     but I'm getting cornered... [10:31] Kelritch     "Cornered"? [10:32] Dax     Don't be naïve! We're ending this now! [10:40] Kelritch     I cast the self-applied     spell, Crash of the Heavens. [10:45] Kelritch     Including the card cost from Chains of Malice [10:47] Kelritch     and additional damage from Burning     Rhythm, I take 4 points of damage [10:49] Kelritch     but deal 4 points of damage in return. [10:51] Kelritch     Adding on that I'm a Wizard      and Burning Rhythm again, [10:53] Kelritch     that's a total of 7 points. [10:54] Kelritch     Pearl, you only have 1 life point left. [10:57] Pearl     I have the high-speed healing     spell, Hope in Abundance! [11:01] Pearl     By putting one of the cards     from my hand into storage, [11:04] Pearl     I'm able to reduce 8 points of damage! [11:07] Pearl     And because I'm a Healer, I'm     able to heal up to 9 points— [11:10] Kelritch     You fell for it. [11:12] Dax     High-speed spell, The Price of Greed! [11:17] Dax     It nullifies my opponent's healing magic! [11:20] Kelritch     That means my 7 points of damage to you     remains, and you have 1 life point. [11:25] Kelritch     And because you used Hope in Abundance, [11:27] Kelritch     Chains of Malice is activated,     meaning you lose 2 life points. [11:31] Fay     I can't have you forget about me! [11:33] Fay     High-speed spell, Bandaged Heart! [11:36] Fay     This allows me to reduce my     partner's damage by 2 points! [11:39] Kelritch     You're still here? [11:41] Dax     Fay, helping your partner here     may just backfire on you. [11:45] Fay     I'm not so sure about     that. Now, it's my turn! [11:49] Fay     By using the damage I received from     the Chains of Malice as a trigger, [11:53] Fay     I cast the attack spell,     Swords of the Heavenly Host! [11:56] Fay     Dax, you'll be taking a     total of 5 points of damage! [11:59] Kelritch     What? [12:00] Fay     I'll be using one other self-applied     spell this turn, Soul's Sacrifice! [12:05] Fay     By putting one of the cards from my     hand that I don't need into storage, [12:08] Fay     I'll be healing myself     and Pearl's life points by 3! [12:11] Fay     That ends my turn! [12:13] Pearl     Now, it's my turn! [12:17] Pearl     I'm going to cast 2 cards of     the self-applied spell, Oasis, [12:20] Pearl     and heal 10 points of my life. [12:23] Pearl     That ends my turn! [12:25] Leshea     It looks like Dax's life     points are dwindling, but... [12:28] Nel     They're still preserving 6 cards. [12:31] Admin     Begin Phase 3. All players,     please turn over your dice card. [12:39] Dax     Fay, I'm going to settle this once     and for all during this phase! [12:42] Fay     Pearl, we're going to continue down     our route to victory as we decided! [12:46] Fay     From start to finish! [12:48] Pearl     Of course! [12:50] Admin     Reveal the dice cards. [12:54] Crowd 1     Dax chose 4?! [12:55] Crowd 2     But wait. That square is... [12:58] Pearl     4 squares from where Dax is     right now is... a trap square! [13:02] Pearl     He's planning to purposely step on a     trap square and take 7 points of damage? [13:07] Pearl     First, it's my turn. [13:11] Pearl     I'm going to draw 2 cards, and after     discarding one of them, I will use this card. [13:17] Pearl     Super spell, Pearl Barrier! [13:20] Pearl     It will nullify one of the     spells that will affect me. [13:24] Pearl     This ends my turn. [13:25] Fay     Next, it's my turn. [13:29] Fay     I'm going to use the Traveler's ability and     go forward one extra square to make it 7. [13:33] Fay     That ends my turn. [13:34] Kelritch     You're preserving your hand because     you're wary of us. [13:38] Kelritch     Pearl, your spell is optimal for     when you're trying to be cautious, [13:42] Kelritch     but it's not enough. [13:46] Kelritch     No matter how guarded you are, the winners     and losers have already been decided. [13:51] Kelritch     I shall cast Mega Flame. [13:53] Pearl     You're using my Pearl Fire?! [13:55] Kelritch     It's Mega Flame. [13:57] Kelritch     Of course, I'll be using it on you. [14:02] Pearl     I figured you'd do that. That's     why I used my Pearl Barrier! [14:10] Kelritch     And I calculated that as well. [14:12] Kelritch     I will now cast Absolute Resource Equality. [14:18] Kelritch     Every player must now [14:20] Kelritch     keep drawing cards until     they have 4 in their hand [14:22] Kelritch     or throw away cards until they have 4 left. [14:26] Pearl     What do you mean? [14:28] Kelritch     You all can draw cards until you get 4. [14:34] Kelritch     Lastly, I will set this timed spell. [14:38] Kelritch     This ends my turn. [14:42] Dax     Now, it's my turn. [14:47] Dax     There are nothing but cons on this square.     That's what you're thinking, isn't it? [14:50] Dax     But with my high-speed spell, Double Trap, [14:54] Dax     I will change who will be receiving     the damage from this trap! [14:56] Fay     I figured that was coming. [14:58] Fay     The only reason you'd     willingly step onto a trap [15:00] Fay     is to throw that damage onto someone else. [15:02] Dax     This damage cannot be reduced. [15:05] Dax     Pearl has 8 life points, and the     transferred damage from this trap is 7. [15:09] Dax     With the effect from Burning Rhythm,     it becomes 8, and she's finished! [15:16] Fay     No, not yet! [15:18] Fay     High-speed spell, A Twin's Agony! [15:23] Dax     So you had a card to deal with that. [15:26] Dax     But I was just waiting for     you to cast your card! [15:29] Fay     What? [15:30] Dax     Self-applied spell, Gag Order! [15:34] Dax     This will forbid you from using any     other card until this phase is over. [15:38] Dax     This ends my turn! [15:40] Pearl     Fay! [15:41] Fay     Calm down, Pearl. [15:42] Fay     He's not preventing you     from using your cards. [15:45] Fay     Not to mention the third phase is almost over. [15:47] Kelritch     It is not. Once everyone's turn ends,     my timed spell will go into effect. SIGN    Destiny: Self-Applied Magic SIGN    Receive damage     equal to number     of cards drawn     during phase. If     4+ cards, receive     10 damage. [16:02] Nel     Have Master Fay and Pearl been saved? [16:04] Leshea     No. [16:07] Kelritch     It appears as though you've figured it out. [16:09] Kelritch     The real reason I had you draw 4 cards. [16:13] Kelritch     It was all for this. [16:15] Kelritch     Your remaining life points are 5. [16:17] Kelritch     You will be receiving a huge     hit in damage: 10 points. [16:20] Kelritch     Can your healing magic counter that much? [16:27] Kelritch     Then that means we have won. [16:40] Pearl     I'm... not dead weight     to Fay and Lady Leshea! [16:44] Pearl     This turn's not over yet!     I won't allow it! [16:48] Pearl     I cast Last Dance! SIGN    Last Dance: High-Speed Magic SIGN    °Can only be activated once the caster's life is about to reach 0. SIGN    °Gain additional phase and 1 extra turn. SIGN    °All player life points return to before     incapacitating spell was used. Casting     player receives 20 damage at end of turn. [16:50] Pearl     This card can only be activated once the     caster's life is about to reach 0. [16:54] Kelritch     Wha— [16:55] Dax     That's... [16:56] Pearl     Powerful cards come with their risks. [16:58] Pearl     Once this extra turn ends, [17:00] Pearl     I will receive 20 points of damage     and my loss will be certain. [17:05] Pearl     I'm not scared of losing. [17:07] Pearl     Because if I continue to run away from     the game, nothing will ever change! [17:11] Kelritch     Such futile resistance... [17:15] Fay     I've passed my baton off to you. [17:18] Fay     Now all I can do is believe     in the partner that I chose. [17:23] Pearl     This is my final turn! [17:28] Pearl     First, I will cast Lifepulse. [17:31] Pearl     When my life drops below 3,     it will allow me to heal 10 points. [17:35] Pearl     My life points are 11, and I have 4 cards. [17:38] Pearl     Of course, the one I'm going to target is... [17:41] Pearl     you with 4 remaining life points! [17:49] Pearl     First, I'll cast Counterbolt! [17:54] Pearl     That's 5 points of damage, but with     Burning Rhythm, [17:56] Pearl     that's 6 points! [17:57] Dax     In that case... [17:59] Dax     I cast the high-speed spell,     First Aid to reduce my damage! [18:03] Pearl     Next is Pearl Fire! [18:05] Pearl     If this goes through, we win! [18:10] Kelritch     Have you forgotten about me? [18:12] Kelritch     I will use the high-speed spell     Saint's Charity to heal life points. [18:16] Kelritch     I will use 2 cards to heal us both. [18:18] Kelritch     Dax has 3 life points and I have 14. [18:21] Pearl     I already knew you would have healing magic. [18:24] Pearl     Ancient Word! [18:26] Pearl     I've used 3 cards during this phase. SIGN    Ancient Word: Self-Applied Magic SIGN    Player deals to 1 opponent damage equal to 2 times number of cards player used this phase [18:28] Pearl     You will receive double that in damage. [18:31] Pearl     Along with Burning Rhythm, that's 7 points! [18:33] Pearl     This secures our victory! [18:38] Dax     That was a brilliant play. [18:40] Pearl     What's with that attitude?! [18:42] Dax     I never imagined you'd     get this far on your own. [18:46] Dax     You are not dead weight to Fay. [18:49] Dax     But you are still one play behind. [18:51] Dax     High-speed spell, Karmic Cycle! [18:54] Dax     I will transfer all of the damage     I'm going to receive to Kelritch! [18:58] Pearl     Wha?! [19:05] Dax     I have survived, [19:06] Dax     and you are going to take 20 points     of damage from Last Dance and... [19:10] Dax     lose! [19:15] Pearl     I'm sorry. I did my best to win on my     own without having to rely on you, [19:20] Pearl     but I still wasn't good enough. [19:22] Fay     What are you talking about? [19:23] Fay     We're the ones who won. [19:25] Fay     You were the best partner     I could ask for, Pearl. [19:30] Kelritch     Wh-What are you talking about?! [19:32] Pearl     My final card. [19:35] Pearl     I've finally met all the     conditions to activate it. [19:39] Pearl     This final card... [19:41] Pearl     This is... a card that can     call back another card! [19:44] Pearl     I cast the high-speed spell, Encore! [19:47] Pearl     With the effects from this card, I will add     one of the cards we put into our storage [19:51] Pearl     into my hand! [19:53] (Flashback) Pearl     I seem to have a rare spell. [19:57] (Flashback) Fay     "This spell will only activate     when your life is under 5 points, [19:59] (Flashback) Fay     and you only have one card left." [20:02] (Flashback) Fay     Those conditions are a bit rough. [20:06] Fay     Time to check our answers. [20:09] Pearl     The card I'm going to choose     from our storage is... [20:12] Pearl     The Healer's secret card... [20:14] Pearl     Heartache! [20:17] Dax     Impossible! How do you     have that secret card?! [20:22] Kelritch     There's no way that a card that hasn't     been used yet was put into storage! [20:26] Leshea     Did you all forget? [20:28] Leshea     One of Fay's cards that he never used was     put into storage during the second phase. [20:34] Nel     Oh! The one from when Master     Fay used Soul's Sacrifice! [20:38] (Flashback) Fay     By putting one of the cards from my     hand that I don't need into storage... [20:41] Nel     Since Master Fay chose to be the Traveler     class, his hand was basically doomed. [20:46] Leshea     That's why he had to get Pearl,     who chose to be a Healer, [20:49] Leshea     a trump card. [20:51] Kelritch     Wait, was your question from Phase     1 because you anticipated this? [20:55] Fay     Yup. This was definitely according to plan. [20:58] (Flashback) Fay     Operator, are we allowed to     trade cards with our partners? [21:02] Kelritch     It was all a bluff... [21:04] Kelritch     Because of that question, you convinced us     you wouldn't be able to trade cards. [21:09] Fay     If that took your guard down, great. [21:12] Fay     And I used Swords of the Heavenly Host      right before because I wanted to [21:16] Fay     draw your attention to that before     putting the card into storage. [21:20] Kelritch     Unbelievable... [21:22] Fay     I told you when we chose     our classes, didn't I? [21:25] Fay     I accept your challenge. [21:30] Fay     We were aiming to win by     dealing damage from the start. [21:34] Kelritch     Then you should've chosen to be Wizards... [21:36] Fay     Our hands were filled with healing magic. [21:39] Fay     We would've lost a     straightforward damage-based game, [21:42] Fay     so we had no choice but to     outsmart you in a mind game. [21:45] Pearl     That's why this will finally end this game! [21:47] Pearl     I cast Heartache! [21:49] Pearl     This ends my turn! [21:51] Pearl     I will deflect the 20 points     of damage from Last Dance! [22:03] Dax     I take back what I said. [22:06] Dax     Perhaps I still underestimated you. [22:09] Dax     Well done, Pearl Diamond. [22:21] Admin     Dax's life is at zero. Therefore,     Fay and Pearl's team have won. [22:38] Dax     It appears as though we are fated to be     rivals until the end of time after all! [22:42] Fay     Sorry, what? [22:44] Dax     Today's battle was the beginning of our fate! [22:47] Dax     The curtain has risen on the     legend of the thousands— [22:49] Dax     no—millions of games we will play! [22:53] Fay     Uh-huh... [22:55] Dax     And so, behold, audience members! [22:57] Dax     I swear to you that I will overcome this     battle and become even more powerful! [23:01] Dax     My legend begins now! [23:12] Fay     You worked really hard. [23:14] Pearl     Oh, no. I didn't do anything... [23:18] Pearl     Um... [23:21] Pearl     Doesn't it seem like the losers are     enjoying this much more than we are? [23:28] Fay     Let them. [23:30] Fay     We got to play a fun game, after all. 7 - Sunsteal Scramble Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Sunsteal Scramble [01:36] Leshea     Magnificent. I can't believe     you have this rare game. [01:40] Old Shopkeeper     Well, well, little lady. You have a good eye. [01:44] Old Shopkeeper     But that's a legendary boardgame. It's     gonna be too expensive with your allowance. [01:51] Leshea     Well, I definitely have an allowance. [01:55] Leshea     I'll be using this card. [01:58] Old Shopkeeper     Wha?! [02:00] Old Shopkeeper     Th-This is a platinum credit     card with no limits! [02:05] Leshea     Could you have all the items     in your shop shipped to Ruin? [02:09] Old Shopkeeper     Wh-Why, yes! Of course! Right away! [02:12] Leshea     'Kay, thanks. [02:15] Fay     Hey, Leshea. [02:17] Leshea     Hm? [02:18] Fay     Didn't Chief Secretary Miranda tell     you not to overuse that thing? [02:22] Leshea     Yup! I'm just going to buy up two     or three more shops, and then I'll stop. [02:31] Fay     I guess you bought quite     a bit yourself, Pearl. [02:34] Pearl     Yes...! [02:36] Pearl     This is my reward for getting     through such a fiery battle. [02:46] Pearl     Anyway, let's go! [02:48] Fay     Go where? [02:49] Pearl     To a famous takoyaki shop that's nearby. [02:52] Fay     You're not done eating?! [02:53] Pearl     Of course not. There's a     famous shop right over there! [02:55] Apostle A     U-Um, Lady Dragon God... [02:56] Fay     That doesn't mean you have to eat there. [02:58] Apostle A     Could we get a picture with you?! [03:00] Leshea     Huh? With me? [03:03] Apostle B     C-Could we also get your autograph? [03:07] Fay     Did anything like this ever     happen to Leshea before? [03:10] Pearl     Well, she's quite feared in Ruin, so... [03:13] Fay     Oh, right... [03:15] Pearl     She's super cute when you don't     know how dangerous she can be. [03:15] Apostle B     Say cheese! [03:20] Fay     She seems uneasy about the whole thing. [03:22] Girl A     U-Um! [03:25] Girl A     We watched yesterday's game! [03:27] Girl B     Your play was just amazing, Fay!     Could we get your autograph? [03:31] Girl C     Please shake my hand! [03:33] Fay     W-Wait, hang on! [03:38] Fay     Wait, you can't be serious! I've     never even experienced this in Ruin! [03:41] Pearl     Th-This must be the effect of being     a guest at the World Games Tour! [03:45] Pearl     Which means... Well, I was     the star of yesterday's game. [03:50] Pearl     That means the line of people     asking for my autograph [03:53] Pearl     will be as long as the line     for a theme park ride! [03:55] Pearl     Now, come to me, my fans! [04:03] Pearl     Well... I guess I'm just gonna     go buy a crepe or something... [04:12] Girl D     Thank you very much! [04:16] Fay     Whew, I guess I'm finally done. [04:19] Leshea     I was so nervous. [04:21] Fay     You definitely seemed out     of your comfort zone. [04:24] Fay     I haven't even written an     autograph in like six months. [04:28] Leshea     I think I might want your autograph, too! [04:30] Fay     Wait, what? What would you even do with it? [04:33] Leshea     I'll keep it as a treasure! Isn't     that what humans normally do? [04:38] Fay     Uh... [04:38] Leshea     Please! As a token of our friendship! [04:42] Fay     Okay, fine. Do you have an autograph board? [04:45] Leshea     No. [04:46] Fay     Then we can stop by a stationery     shop on the way back... [04:57] Leshea     I want one right now. [04:59] Fay     Uh, that's great and all, but... [05:01] Leshea     It doesn't have to be on an autograph board. [05:03] Leshea     I'd much prefer to keep it     with me at all times anyway. [05:06] Leshea     Could you sign the back of my ribbon? [05:09] Fay     That's really small. I'm not     sure I can properly write one. [05:12] Leshea     Well, this'll make it feel like     it's truly mine and mine alone! [05:23] Fay     Okay, here you go. [05:27] Leshea     Yay! I'll treasure it forever. [05:35] Pearl     What are you two doing? [05:38] Pearl     You two seemed rather close. [05:42] Fay     Er, Leshea was just asking for my autograph. [05:45] Pearl     Uh-huh... [05:46] Fay     No, really! [05:48] Pearl     Uh-huh... [05:49] Fay     What's your problem?! [05:59] Fay     What's with that crowd? [06:01] Woman A     Dax! [06:02] Woman B     Look this way, Dax! [06:04] Fay     Dax?! [06:06] Pearl     Are they shooting an episode of Dax's Lunch?! [06:09] Fay     What now? [06:11] Pearl     It's a stream of just him eating lunch. [06:14] Fay     It's aptly named, I guess?! [06:15] Pearl     He's got tens of thousands of fans     who watch in real time... [06:18] Pearl     I've heard that he earns twice as much as     an apostle just from the streaming profits. [06:23] Fay     This is way too ridiculous! [06:25] Kelritch     Well, he is quite popular. [06:29] Fay     Uh... Kelritch? [06:32] Kelritch     Well done yesterday. [06:35] Kelritch     He has a clear mind, excels     at sports, he's tall, [06:38] Kelritch     has a charming smile, and he's a top     game player who cares for his teammates. [06:43] Kelritch     Of course he'd be popular. [06:45] Fay     Enough compliments there? [06:47] Kelritch     I'm only stating the truth. [06:48] Pearl     Do you also appear in Dax's Lunch, Kelritch? [06:52] Kelritch     No. Dax and I have nothing more     than a business relationship. [06:56] Kelritch     I have no interest in his private     life outside of what we do as a team. [06:59] Kelritch     I have no other feelings towards him. [07:01] Pearl     R-Right... [07:03] Kelritch     I now bid you farewell. [07:07] Pearl     She's definitely walking towards     the area they're filming. [07:12] Fay     The apostles in this city     are definitely unique... [07:16] Fay     Don't you think so... [07:18] Fay     Nel? [07:19] Nel     H-How long have you known I was here?! [07:22] Fay     The whole time. [07:23] Pearl     Your face was totally visible. [07:30] Nel     Master Fay. A-After seeing your battle     yesterday, I'm more certain than ever! [07:34] Nel     I want to help you! [07:36] Nel     Please... I can no longer fight myself     because I lost to the gods, but... [07:41] Nel     Please let me assist you as a game analyst! [07:46] Nel     Master Fay! [07:48] Fay     I decline. [07:50] Nel     Th-Then how about I be your maid?! [07:53] Nel     I'll do your cleaning, laundry,     and cook your meals! All of it! [07:55] Leshea     Absolutely not. [07:59] Nel     I see... [08:01] Nel     I'm sorry for wasting your time.     I guess I was too pathetic. [08:06] Fay     Are you really satisfied with that? [08:09] Fay     An analyst, a maid... [08:11] Fay     That's not what you really want to do, is it? [08:16] Nel     Wh-What are you talking about, Master Fay?! [08:18] Fay     We'll be meeting up at the     Arcane Court tomorrow. [08:21] Nel     Huh? [08:27] Baleggar     Looks like the day's finally arrived, [08:30] Baleggar     Lady Leoleshea, Mr. Fay, and Pearl. [08:33] Pearl     I don't even get a "Miss"?! [08:34] Baleggar     Now starts your real battle. [08:37] Baleggar     You'll be doing a battle     of wits with the gods. [08:40] Baleggar     You currently only have three members. [08:42] Baleggar     In order to fulfill HQ's requirement     of at least ten members, [08:44] Baleggar     we've chosen twelve apostles from our branch. [08:48] Fay     Thank you. [08:49] Baleggar     Indeed. They've already completed the dive. [08:53] Nel     U-Um, Chief Secretary...? [08:57] Nel     Wh-What am I doing here? [09:00] Baleggar     I was told by Mr. Fay that you'd     also be watching the match. [09:03] Nel     Huh? [09:05] Nel     Master Fay. I spent all night thinking     about it, but I still don't understand. [09:08] Nel     What did you mean yesterday? [09:11] Fay     Aren't teammates supposed to     stand by their team? [09:15] Fay     I'm sure it's unsatisfying,     only being able to stand by... [09:18] Fay     but, for now, just believe and support us. [09:21] Nel     What do you mean, Master Fay?! [09:23] Leshea     Okay, let's go! [09:23] Pearl     Wait, don't push me! [09:27] Nel     Master Fay! [09:29] Nel     I don't understand what you're saying... [09:31] Nel     But since I'm here, there's     only one thing for me to do. [09:34] Nel     I'm going to support you     with everything I have! [09:37] Fay     Right. SIGN    Is it my turn yet...? SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [09:48] Pearl     It's so hot... Why's the     sun coming down so strong? [09:54] Fay     Everything about this place     seems like a real desert. [09:57] Leshea     I wonder what kind of game     we're playing this time. [09:59] Dax     We've been waiting for you, Fay. [10:07] Dax     Let's see your true worth! [10:09] Kelritch     Pleasure to work with you again. [10:12] Fay     That entrance wasn't planned or anything... [10:20] Camilla     Hello, Lady Leoleshea the Dragon God. [10:23] Camilla     Also, Fay and Pearl. My name is... [10:26] Dax     Her name is Camilla. The rest of them are     members of Camilla's team, Archangel. [10:31] Camilla     Wait, why are you saying my line?! [10:33] Dax     You may just think of them as filler. [10:35] Camilla     How rude can you be?! [10:38] Dax     Fay! [10:41] Dax     This is your event. [10:43] Dax     It is not my place to interfere... but! [10:46] Dax     As your fated rival, I look     forward to your gameplay. [10:51] Fay     Huh? Uh, yeah. I'm just     gonna do what I usually do. [10:55] Dax     Very good! [10:57] Dax     Now, all the actors are     here! Come forth, god! [11:01] Fay     What was that about not interfering?! [11:07] Apostle A     Wh-What's that? [11:15] Apostle B     What is that? [11:18] Fay     That's... [11:23] Fay     A pyramid? [11:26] Meep     Hello! Welcome to my god's Elements! [11:31] Meep     Hm? Fifteen of you? [11:33] Meep     That's two less than what     my master anticipated. [11:37] Camilla     Huh? What did you just say? [11:38] Meep     But it's time now, so we're going     to cut off the game to more players [11:42] Meep     and begin explaining the game! [11:44] Meep     Now, as a token of our friendship, I'd     like to give you all some flowers! [11:59] Fay     Huh... It's curious that it's just     the bud before it's about to bloom. [12:03] Meep     You'll be disqualified if you lose     those, so make sure you hold onto them. [12:07] Meep     Once those buds bloom, they'll     be one of three colors. [12:11] Meep     There'll be gold, black, and white. [12:13] Meep     The gold one is called the sun flower. SIGN    Sun flower [12:15] Meep     There's only one of those out     of the flowers I gave out. [12:19] Meep     The black poison flower. There's     also only one of those. SIGN    Poison flower [12:23] Meep     And the white one is the sand flower. SIGN    Sand flower [12:25] Meep     The remaining thirteen will be those. [12:28] Meep     The goal is to offer the sun flower upon     the altar at the top of the pyramid. [12:33] Meep     We call it the Sunsteal Scramble. [12:37] Fay     There's about two to three     kilometers to the goal. [12:40] Leshea     That distance wouldn't even     take me five minutes... [12:44] Leshea     as long as nothing gets in my way. [12:46] Fay     Yeah, and I'm sure something     will get in our way. [12:49] Fay     They're calling this a "scramble" after all. [12:51] Meep     You are quite correct! [12:53] Meep     My master's team will get in your     way and try to take your flowers! [12:57] Meep     Allow me to introduce you. [12:59] Meep     Come forth, beasts that     my master has created! [13:16] Cat Golem     Meow. [13:19] Fay     Wait, that's a cat! [13:23] Pearl     They're so cute! [13:31] Pearl     H-Hey, wait... [13:35] Pearl     Th-They're huge! [13:37] Fay     So those guys are on the god's     team and going to get in our way. [13:40] Meep     Correct. [13:41] Meep     They're going to come for your flowers. [13:44] Meep     Conversely, if you all steal the beasts'     flowers, they'll be out of the game. [13:50] Meep     And if they take your sun flower,     your whole team will lose. [13:55] Meep     One of them on my master's     team also has a sun flower, [13:58] Meep     so stealing the beasts'     flowers is one strategy. [14:02] Leshea     What about the other two flowers? [14:04] Meep     Stealing the sand flowers     or having them stolen [14:07] Meep     will not result in a win or loss. [14:08] Meep     They're basically camouflage. However... [14:10] Meep     If you steal a poison flower,     your team will get a debuff. [14:15] Meep     Not only will the opposing team find     out who has the sun flower, [14:18] Meep     but your whole team will be     stunned for five seconds. SIGN    Stun [14:21] Meep     While you're stunned, you won't be     able to move, attack, or defend. [14:26] Meep     This goes for both teams. [14:28] Leshea     So you want the other team to take them. [14:30] Pearl     If we successfully have the     enemies take the poison flower, [14:33] Pearl     we'd be able to get 20 meters     away in like five seconds... [14:37] Fay     That five-second stun     essentially means we'd lose. [14:40] Pearl     Wait, what?! [14:42] Fay     Because if you let Leshea do     what she wants for five seconds, [14:44] Fay     she could steal all the flowers she wants. [14:46] Pearl     Oh, you're right. [14:48] Leshea     The same goes for us. [14:50] Leshea     If we were to take their poison     flower, we've essentially lost. [14:54] Fay     We have to guard the sun     flower with our lives [14:56] Fay     and figure out how to get the     enemy to take the poison flower... [14:58] Fay     Acting skills and intuition... [15:00] Fay     This is going to test our cooperation     to figure out who'll carry what. [15:04] Fay     Is it all right to exchange information     to try to figure out who has what flower? [15:08] Meep     Of course. Try peeking inside the buds a bit. [15:13] Fay     It's white... meaning it's a sand flower. [15:17] Pearl     I-I have the sun flower! [15:19] Kelritch     I have the poison flower. [15:23] Camilla     The rest are sand flowers. [15:25] Meep     So you all know who has what flower now? [15:29] Meep     You can exchange flowers freely! Make sure     you choose who holds what flower wisely. [15:35] Fay     Let's review. [15:36] Fay     This Sunsteal Scramble has three     rules that affect victory and defeat. SIGN    Victory     Condition 1 SIGN    Place the     sun flower     onto the     altar at the     top of the     pyramid as     an offering SIGN    Victory     Condition 2 SIGN    Take     the     god's     team's     sun     flower SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    The     human     team's     sun     flower     is stolen [15:48] Pearl     There's a few thousand meters to     the pyramid off on the horizon. [15:51] Pearl     And in the race to the goal, [15:53] Pearl     we're going to be chased by     the god and the cat golems. [15:56] Fay     Yeah. They're pretty fast, [15:59] Fay     so in order to get away, you'll     need high athletic abilities. [16:02] Fay     I mean... We know who the best     candidate to hold the sun flower is. [16:06] Leshea     Hm? I'm fine with holding     it, but more importantly... [16:13] Leshea     Wouldn't it be more fun to     hold onto the poison flower? [16:16] Fay     I considered that, too.     That's another possibility. [16:19] Fay     The god's team will probably predict     that Leshea will have the sun flower, [16:24] Fay     so I think flipping that on     them would be a great strategy. [16:27] Pearl     So who's going to hold the sun flower? [16:31] Fay     Someone with a superhuman ability. [16:34] Fay     Who fits that bill? [16:41] Fay and Pearl     Huh? [16:44] Kelritch     What's that look for? Are you surprised     that I'm the superhuman type? [16:49] Fay     Actually, yeah. [16:50] Pearl     I figured you'd be a magical type. [16:54] Kelritch     My Arise is instantaneous     physical reinforcement. [16:57] Kelritch     I'll be able to protect myself, so I     think leaving it to me is a good option. [17:02] Fay     I'll keep that in mind. [17:05] Fay     Can we switch flowers during the game? [17:06] Meep     You can. [17:08] Meep     But if there's even a moment     when you have no flower on you, [17:12] Meep     you'll be disqualified     for not having a flower. [17:16] Fay     What if we try to throw them to each other? [17:19] Meep     Bzzt. [17:20] Meep     That would cause you to not have     a flower even for a second, [17:22] Meep     so you'll be disqualified at that moment. [17:25] Pearl     In that case... [17:26] Pearl     I'll use my Arise to switch out our flowers! [17:29] Pearl     Shift Change! [17:32] Meep     Bzzt! [17:33] Pearl     Huh?! [17:34] Fay     Still, we'd lose our flowers     the instant the transfer occurs, [17:37] Fay     so we'd be disqualified. [17:39] Fay     If a player is in a pinch, can they     throw their flower to someone else? [17:42] Meep     Ding, ding! [17:44] Meep     That is possible. [17:45] Meep     Of course, the player who threw     the flower will be disqualified. [17:49] Fay     So basically, this will take some     perfect teamwork between the fifteen of us. [17:53] Fay     We all have to protect the     sun flower with our lives. [17:56] Dax     Fay. [18:00] Dax     You decide who's going to hold what flower. [18:03] Dax     This is your gods' game. [18:05] Camilla     Dax?! What's with you today? [18:07] Camilla     Usually, you'd say, "I'm clearly the     only option to hold the sun flower." [18:12] Camilla     What's brought this on? [18:16] (Flashback) Nel     Let's make a wager. [18:18] (Flashback) Dax     How interesting. [18:20] Dax     It's because I lost a bet. [18:22] Dax     I just genuinely want to know how my     unparalleled rival will face off with a god. [18:32] Camilla     Well, whatever. [18:36] Camilla     Fay, here are our Arises for reference. [18:41] Camilla     That's the data list for the team. [18:43] Camilla     It has the number of wins and losses     and details regarding our Arises. [18:49] Fay     Thanks. [18:50] Fay     I've looked through them. [18:51] Camilla     Already?! [18:53] Fay     All right. First, give     me all of your flowers. [18:57] Fay     I'm going to shuffle and redistribute them. [19:00] Fay     The ones that are going to get     the sun and poison flowers are... [19:09] Fay     I've got it. [19:19] Fay     Everyone, could you take a look     inside your flowers like earlier? [19:24] Fay     Make sure no one else sees what's inside. [19:32] Kelritch     So that's your play. [19:35] Fay     My plan's already been set into motion. [19:38] Fay     The basic rundown of my plan is... [19:40] Camilla     Hang on a sec! Tell us who     has the sun flower first! [19:44] Fay     No, this is necessary for the plan. [19:47] Fay     I'm not going to tell anyone     who has the sun flower. [19:50] Camilla     Wait, what?! [19:51] Fay     If I tell you who has it, everyone's     going to try to protect them. [19:55] Fay     That means the god will also     figure out who has it, right? [19:58] Dax     But if your teammates don't even     know, the god won't find out. [20:02] Dax     That's your play, isn't it? [20:04] Fay     The god is used to playing this game. [20:07] Fay     So... [20:08] Fay     The best way to go about this is to use     a strategy that the god's never seen. [20:12] Fay     I need you all to believe in me. [20:15] Meep     Looks like you've decided on your plan. [20:17] Meep     In that case, let us welcome     my master, Mahtma II! [20:33] Mahtma II     Well? [20:35] Mahtma II     Has the game begun yet? [20:38] Pearl     Wh-What is this? I'm hearing     something in my head... [20:41] Fay     Is this telepathy? [20:42] Pearl     U-Um! [20:43] Pearl     There's something I really need to ask! [20:46] Pearl     Since you're Mahtma II, does     that mean there's a Mahtma I? [20:50] Mahtma II     No. [20:51] Pearl     Don't you think that's a bit confusing?! [20:54] Mahtma II     All of this world is a     game. My name included. [21:01] Fay     So that's... [21:02] Fay     the god's flower. [21:04] Leshea     Do you think he has the sun flower? [21:06] Fay     Well, it'd be the safest for the god to     hold onto it, so the possibility's high. [21:10] Leshea     So he's basically telling us     to come steal it if we can. [21:15] Fay     Then I'll make sure we can face that head on! [21:20] Mahtma II     I'm going to begin the game. [21:21] Mahtma II     Humans, play this game with     omniscience and omnipotence. [21:29] Mahtma II     What are you doing? [21:31] Mahtma II     Humans. [21:32] Fay     It's just what it looks like. [21:33] Leshea     The game's about to begin,     right? Then let's get started. [21:38] Fay and Leshea     The one who has the sun flower... [21:41] Fay and Leshea     is me. [21:49] Uroboros     Too slow. [21:50] Uroboros     Too slow, too slow, too slow! [21:52] Uroboros     They promised me we'd play again! [21:55] Uroboros     I can't wait any longer! SIGN    Undefeated SIGN    Undefeated [22:06] Uroboros     Tiny humans, I'm coming to look for you! 8 - Where Did the Sun Go? Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Fay and Leshea     The one who has the sun flower... [00:03] Fay and Leshea     is me. [00:05] Baleggar     They both declared that they have it? [00:08] Nel     I believe... [00:10] Nel     Master Fay and Lady Leshea probably     have the sun flower and the poison flower. [00:18] Baleggar     Is there a possibility     that they're both lying? [00:23] Nel     Of course, that is also a possibility. [00:29] Nel     Master Fay, I'll be observing     how this plays out. [00:34] Apostle A     What's going on? [00:35] Apostle B     What are they thinking? [00:38] Pearl     Fay, what are you... [00:41] Dax     Fay... [00:43] Dax     I'm on board with this plan of yours. [00:49] Fay     This is good. [00:50] Fay     If I can't even trick my own teammates,     there's no way I can trick a god. [00:56] Meep     Thank you all for waiting! [00:59] Meep     And now... [01:00] Meep     Let the games begin! [01:12] Mahtma II     Come to me, my army! [01:16] Fay     What's that? [01:21] Pearl     It's the cat golems again!     They're so adorable! [01:25] Fay     No, wait a sec. [01:31] Fay     Oh, come on! [01:35] Fay     There's way too many of them! [01:37] Mahtma II     What a brilliant sight. [01:39] Mahtma II     Fifteen pawns versus 1,667 pawns. [01:44] Mahtma II     Now let us fight fair and square! [01:48] All     You call this fair and square?! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Sunsteal     Scramble SIGN    Victory     Condition 1 SIGN    Place     the sun     flower     onto     the     altar at     the top     of the     pyramid as     an offering SIGN    Victory     Condition 2 SIGN    Take     the     god's     team's     sun     flower SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    The     human     team's     sun     flower     is stolen [03:29] Sign     Where Did the Sun Go? [03:35] Camilla     The enemy team had the god     and three subordinates [03:37] Camilla     while we had fifteen including Lady Leoleshea. [03:40] Camilla     I thought we had this in the bag. [03:43] Camilla     I definitely miscalculated that! [03:46] Kelritch     Pardon me. [03:47] Pearl     Kelritch, you're too fast! [03:50] Fay     That may help us out. [03:52] Fay     She hasn't even used her Arise yet. [03:58] Pearl     D-Do they seem like they're getting faster? [04:03] Fay     So they're going 60kph... [04:06] Fay     They're gonna catch up     to us in thirty seconds. [04:08] Pearl     Then we have no chance of winning! [04:10] Fay     This game is made so that [04:12] Fay     the god's army can chase down the     human team at a faster speed. [04:15] Fay     We're just going to have     to figure that part out. [04:17] Pearl     And how are we supposed to do that? [04:20] Leshea     Human up front! Evade! [04:22] Dax     Kelritch! Jump back! [04:26] Wizard Golem     Divine punishment! [04:31] Kelritch     A sandstorm? [04:35] Pearl     They have a wizard who     can attack from far away? [04:38] Pearl     Did it also just say "divine punishment"? [04:40] Fay     If we get too close, we're gonna get caught, [04:42] Fay     and if we stray too far away, we'll     have powerful magic to deal with. [04:45] Leshea     I'm pretty sure a human wouldn't     be able to withstand that. [04:50] Apostle A     S-Save me! [04:52] Apostle C     Let him go! You stupid monster cat! [05:00] Apostle A     Crap! [05:09] Camilla     Don't get ahead of yourselves! Frostbite! [05:19] Dax     Behold, god and said god's     army! This is my power! [05:23] Dax     Dax Hurricane! [05:26] Fay     Is that really the name of that attack? [05:29] Pearl     What a beautiful name... [05:32] Fay     Pearl! Above you! [05:33] Pearl     Huh? [05:36] Pearl     Please don't crush me! [05:46] Pearl     The Wandering! [05:49] Pearl     You're not cute after all! [05:51] Pearl     Huh? [05:55] Fay     Pearl! [05:59] Pearl     I'm in serious danger in more ways than one! [06:08] Kelritch     I don't like pervy cats. [06:10] Pearl     Kelritch! [06:19] Kelritch     I have a professional boxing license,     though people say it doesn't suit me. [06:24] Pearl     Th-Thank you very much! So     that must be Cosmic Impact! [06:28] Kelritch     I don't ever remember giving it that     kind of a name. It's called Aura Drive. [06:36] Camilla     Everyone! [06:39] Camilla     There's way too many of them! [06:43] Fay     Get down! [06:44] Camilla     Huh? [06:45] Leshea     Shatter! [06:56] Leshea     Okay, let's flee. [06:59] Kelritch     Could it be that if we make her mad, the     human world could be in grave danger? [07:03] Fay     Shh, she'll hear you. [07:08] Pearl     Th-The ground's going back to normal. [07:11] Leshea     We're in an Elements. [07:13] Leshea     The desert's going to regenerate in no time. [07:15] Camilla     So this is all the god's power. [07:19] Camilla     What's that ahead? [07:20] Kelritch     A forest... [07:22] Kelritch     No. [07:24] Kelritch     An oasis. [07:26] Dax     We're trying to get to a pyramid, [07:29] Dax     but now I guess we're seeing a     gimmick we'd only see in deserts. [07:32] Dax     Kelritch, what do you think of that? [07:35] Kelritch     Usually, I'd say we should ignore it, but     I believe that Pearl should get changed. [07:40] Pearl     R-Right! [07:42] Pearl     Th-This is bad! The golems! [07:48] Fay     Leshea, can you do that shatter thing again? [07:51] Leshea     All right! [08:03] Leshea     No way! [08:04] Fay     They can actually jump that far? [08:06] Apostle F     Why you... [08:10] Apostle F     They have shields that     nullify magical attacks?! [08:16] Camilla     Why you... [08:20] Fay     Camilla! [08:21] Camilla     Stay back! [08:22] Camilla     I have a sand flower. We     won't lose if it gets stolen. [08:26] Fay     But... [08:28] Camilla     Go! [08:29] Camilla     All of you can just freeze! [08:35] Camilla     Go! Don't worry about us! [08:39] Fay     Sorry! SIGN    600 M to the pyramid SIGN    Human Team: 5 SIGN    (1 sun, 1 poison, 3 sand) SIGN    God Team: 1,237 SIGN    (1 sun, 1 poison, 1,237 sand) [08:50] Kelritch     Dax. [08:51] Kelritch     Shouldn't you hide your flower? [08:54] Dax     It's over if we're caught.     There's no point in hiding it. [08:58] Dax     So it's better to have it in your hand     so you can throw it to someone else. [09:01] Kelritch     I just plan to run with all my might. [09:09] Wizard Golem     You've gone too far so it's     divine punishment time! [09:13] Pearl     I won't let that happen! The Wandering! [09:21] Kelritch and Pearl     Dax! [09:27] Kelritch     Why you... sand dolls! [09:31] Fay     Kelritch! Stay calm! [09:34] Kelritch     I have a sand flower. [09:37] Kelritch     The one who has the sun     flower is one of you three. [09:41] Kelritch     I'll stall them here. [09:43] Kelritch     Hurry to the pyramid! [09:45] Leshea     We think alike. [09:46] Kelritch     Huh? [09:48] Leshea     I don't have the sun flower either, so     maybe I'll join the group to stall them. [09:54] Leshea     I'll leave the rest to you. [09:56] Fay     Got it! [10:01] Camilla     I'm sorry about this, Chief Secretary. [10:03] Baleggar     No, you did good work. [10:06] Baleggar     I'm not going to beat around the     bush. Who has the sun flower? [10:10] Camilla     This is just my guess, but... [10:13] Camilla     As those two declared, I believe     they do have sand flowers. [10:17] Camilla     Fay and Pearl, who are     heading to the pyramid, [10:19] Camilla     have the sun and poison flower     and plan to force the god to make a choice. [10:26] Baleggar     I see. [10:36] (Flashback) Nel     Let's make a wager on     tomorrow's goodwill match! [10:42] (Flashback) Dax     How interesting. [10:43] (Flashback) Nel     I wager that Master Fay is going to win. [10:46] (Flashback) Nel     And if Master Fay wins, you'll have to     listen to one thing I ask of you to do. [10:51] (Flashback) Nel     If you win, I will join your team. [10:55] Dax     Because you won that bet, [10:57] Dax     you requested that I do everything     in my power to help Fay win. [11:02] Dax     Now, we're even. [11:06] Dax     Just watch how the man you     chose plays this game. [11:13] Pearl     W-We finally got this far! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [11:26] Fay     Pearl. [11:28] Fay     This is the sun flower. [11:30] Fay     If we place this upon the altar     at the top of the pyramid... [11:34] Fay     we'll win. [11:36] Pearl     Right. I'll do everything     I can to support you, Fay! [11:42] Mahtma II     I congratulate you for getting this far. [11:44] Mahtma II     All that is left are these stairs. [11:46] Mahtma II     Now, see if you can conquer them! [11:49] Fay     Let's go, Pearl! We're gonna     run straight up to the top! [11:53] Pearl     Right! [11:54] Mahtma II     Come to me, my army! [11:58] Fay     Pearl, hurry! [12:06] Pearl     Fay! [12:07] Fay     Don't worry about me! Just go! [12:13] Mahtma II     That must be the sun flower! [12:15] Fay     Pearl, run! [12:20] Mahtma II     Seize her! [12:35] Pearl     Bring it on! [12:36] Mahtma II     You think you can surpass me? [12:38] Pearl     If I don't, I won't be     able to get to the top! [12:44] Mahtma II     A god stands before you! [12:46] Pearl     The Wandering! [12:49] Mahtma II     Oho... Did she instantly transfer     herself to the top of the pyramid? [12:54] Mahtma II     Where did she go?! [12:56] Pearl     Over here! [12:58] Pearl     There are two ways the human side can win! SIGN    Victory     Condition 1 SIGN    Place     the sun     flower     onto     the     altar at     the top     of the     pyramid as     an offering SIGN    Victory     Condition 2 SIGN    Take     the     god's     team's     sun     flower [13:05] Pearl     If I can take that flower, we win! [13:17] Pearl     I-I did it! I took the flower from the god! [13:23] Pearl     Huh?! [13:27] Mahtma II     It's the poison flower. You will     be stunned for five seconds. [13:30] Pearl     B-But why? [13:32] Mahtma II     I possessed the sun flower. Or at least,     that's what you had hoped, is it not? [13:39] Mahtma II     I will be kind and reveal the     location of my sun flower. [13:45] Pearl     It can't be... [13:48] Mahtma II     The best place to hide a     tree is in a forest. [13:51] Mahtma II     Also, the poison flower reveals where     the enemy team's sun flower is. [13:57] Mahtma II     Though you are clearly the only one. [14:02] Mahtma II     It would've at least been amusing     if this were the poison flower. [14:08] Mahtma II     Now, let us end things. [14:12] Mahtma II     What?! [14:13] Pearl     Huh?! But why?! [14:19] Mahtma II     They don't have it either? [14:22] (Flashback) Fay and Leshea     The one who has the sun flower... [14:25] (Flashback) Fay and Leshea     is me. [14:30] Mahtma II     None of them have the sun     flower?! Where did the sun go?! [14:37] Fay     It's time to review our answers, god! [14:42] Fay     I had two flowers up until now. [14:46] Fay     There was just one person who     left the game without getting his [14:50] Fay     flower stolen by the cat golems. [15:00] Pearl     The one who had the sun flower was Dax? [15:04] Fay     The reason that Dax was     running ahead of everyone [15:07] Fay     was to get as far away from     the cat golems as possible, [15:10] Fay     purposely go too far so he could summon     a sandstorm, and get caught up in it [15:14] Fay     so that he could hide the fact     that he threw the sun flower. [15:20] Fay     The gods only smile upon     those who create miracles! [15:24] Fay     Well? That was a fun game, wasn't it? [15:29] Mahtma II     Brilliant. [15:31] Mahtma II     Surpass the path to the sun if you can! [15:35] Mahtma II     Come to me, my army! [15:38] Mahtma II     What?! A five-second stun?! [15:41] Leshea     You should've stopped all of the soldiers [15:44] Leshea     right when you found out that Fay and     Pearl didn't have the poison flower. [15:52] Leshea     I'm the one who had the poison flower! [15:57] Fay     We can't have our flowers stolen...     so we'll just work around that! [16:01] Fay     By forcing the poison     flower onto the enemy team, [16:04] Fay     they get a five-second stun! [16:06] Mahtma II     But a mere five seconds is nothing! [16:09] Fay     You forgot something very important, god. [16:15] Kelritch     From the point of view of a god,     I'm just another human being... [16:21] Kelritch     But I can at least throw him to the altar! [16:26] Kelritch     I'm a bit jealous of you. [16:31] Kelritch     Dax's heart completely belongs to you... [16:35] Kelritch     So I'm going to take some of my frustrations     out on you to distract myself! [16:43] Fay     Ow! You just hit me for real, didn't you?! [16:47] Mahtma II     Unbelievable! [16:57] Fay     Anyway, I guess this means     we've won a group victory. [17:03] Mahtma II     I have no objections. [17:08] Mahtma II     There is no end to these games     between humans and gods. [17:12] Mahtma II     Human, I shall await you at a new game. [17:16] Fay     I'll look forward to it. [17:18] Mahtma II     Therefore, you may hold onto that flower. SIGN    Victory SIGN    VS "The     God's Army"     Mahtma II SIGN    Sunsteal     Scramble SIGN    After playing for     54 minutes     and 19 seconds SIGN    Victory     Condition 1 SIGN    Place the     sun flower     onto the     altar at the     top of the     pyramid as     an offering SIGN    Victory     Condition 2 SIGN    Take     the     god's     team's     sun     flower SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    The     human     team's     sun     flower     is stolen SIGN         Sun Flower SIGN    Difficulty     of     obtaining     item:     Mythical SIGN    (It is     believed to     have the     power to     call forth the     sun, but the     details are     unknown) [17:39] Fay     So I heard... [17:40] Fay     that you made a bet with Dax and made him     do everything he could to help me win. [17:45] Fay     Thanks. [17:46] Nel     It's nothing. I just wanted     to see you win, Master Fay. [17:53] Fay     Is that really all? [17:59] Nel     I... [18:02] Nel     I wish that I were on your     team and could've played... [18:07] Nel     the gods' games with you. [18:10] Fay     Then let's make it happen. [18:12] Nel     But I've already lost three times. [18:15] Nel     It's already been decided     that I'll retire... [18:17] Fay     No, it hasn't. [18:18] Fay     There's one solution... isn't there? [18:22] Baleggar     The solution you're thinking     about comes with a great risk. [18:27] Baleggar     There hasn't been anyone who tried this     throughout the world in the last twenty years. [18:32] Nel     For twenty years?! [18:34] Fay     I'm aware of that. Nel, what's your record? [18:38] Nel     Um... Three victories and three losses. [18:41] Fay     I see... [18:47] Fay     I think I'll be able to make it work. [18:50] Fay     Chief Secretary Baleggar, could you     contact Chief Secretary Miranda for me? [18:54] Fay     We're going to go challenge the Bookmaker. [18:59] Miranda     There is indeed a god named Bookmaker. SIGN    Normal Gods SIGN    Bookmaker [19:03] Miranda     Against a normal god, if     you win, you have one win. [19:06] Miranda     But with the Bookmaker, rather than     gaining a win, your losses are reduced. [19:12] Miranda     You'll only be able to     dive from a specific [19:14] Miranda     Divine Gate to get to the Bookmaker. [19:16] Miranda     Unfortunately, there isn't     one at the Mal-ra office. [19:20] Fay     But it exists in Ruin, doesn't it? [19:24] Miranda     Yes, it's a Divine Gate that's been     collecting dust for about forty years now. [19:28] Miranda     So, how are you planning to do this? [19:30] Fay     We're going to use one of my wins     to let Nel challenge the Bookmaker. [19:34] Fay     If she wins, a loss will disappear, [19:36] Fay     so she'll revert to two losses     and won't retire. [19:38] Pearl     But if she's using one of your wins... [19:41] Nel     Wait! If I were to wager one of     your wins and then lose it... [19:46] Fay     That's fine. [19:47] Miranda     No. [19:49] Miranda     Fay currently has six wins. [19:51] Miranda     You're close to getting the     first ten wins in history, [19:53] Miranda     so wagering any of those     wins is a huge problem. [19:57] Pearl     Then we can just let her     wager one of my wins! [20:00] Pearl     You're exactly right about Fay's     wins being very important. [20:03] Pearl     So the solution is to just use one of mine. [20:08] Pearl     Nel is very serious about wanting     to play the games with us! [20:12] Pearl     We feel the same way Nel does! [20:15] Pearl     Right? [20:16] Fay     Yeah. [20:17] Fay     This is what we've decided. We just need      your agreement, Chief Secretary. [20:21] Fay     And I still say we should bet one of my wins. [20:25] Fay     Good with that, Leshea? [20:26] Leshea     Yeah, that's fine. [20:29] Leshea     Say, Miranda... [20:30] Miranda     Yes, Lady Leoleshea. [20:32] Leshea     Speaking as a former god, apostles who wish     to make a comeback don't matter at all. [20:39] Leshea     The gods... [20:41] Leshea     only smile upon those who create miracles. [20:45] Leshea     And the only one to do that     for myself and Fay is Nel. [20:49] Leshea     She's worthy in my eyes,     so I guess that's settled. [20:55] Miranda     Then I will make immediate preparations     for the dive once you've returned to Ruin. [21:02] Nel     Everyone. [21:08] Fay     The miracle hasn't happened just yet. [21:10] Fay     All we can do right now is     prepare for one to happen. [21:15] Fay     Make sure you win, Nel. [21:16] Nel     I will! Of course I will! Thank you! [21:19] Nel     Master Fay, Pearl, Lady Leoleshea. [21:23] Nel     I thank all of you here. [21:27] Fay     Despite what the chief secretary said, [21:29] Fay     don't worry about my wins     going down and bet them. [21:32] Fay     Even if it's one loss or two— [21:33] Nel     No! [21:35] Nel     I will only be borrowing one     win from you, Master Fay. [21:37] Nel     That is all I will use to     win against the Bookmaker! SIGN    96 hours later SIGN    How dull. SIGN    You're far too weak. [21:56] Nel     N-No... 9 - Bookmaker Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Ruin Branch: Men's Dorms [00:02] Fay     This... [00:07] Fay     is us declaring our challenge. [00:10] Fay     You better accept this     tomorrow, Bookmaker. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Bookmaker [01:48] Nel     Retry... Comeback... [01:52] Pearl     Nel... Nel? [01:54] Nel     I can do this... I'm gonna do this. [01:59] Nel     Wh-What are you doing, Pearl?! [02:02] Pearl     Well, your mind was in another world, Nel. [02:06] Nel     Oh, sorry. I'm making everything gloomy... [02:10] Fay     Oh, no worries. I was thinking     about something, too. [02:14] Pearl     Are you thinking about the Bookmaker, Fay? [02:17] Fay     Well, yeah... The Bookmaker is a completely     different beast than the other gods. [02:23] Fay     The game is a one-on-one     between a human and a god. [02:27] Fay     We'll wager a teammate's win. [02:30] Fay     This time, we'll use my win as a chip. [02:33] Fay     If Nel wins, she'll lose one of her losses. [02:36] Nel     But if I lose... [02:38] Nel     One of your precious wins will be lost. [02:42] Fay     That's totally fine. [02:43] Nel     Master Fay?! [02:44] Pearl     You're ruining the super-grave mood here! [02:47] Nel     I may be out of place to say this, [02:50] Nel     but you should be far prouder     of your achievements! [02:54] Fay     You think so? [02:55] Nel     The average win rate in     the gods' games is 11%. [02:59] Nel     One win is ten times more     precious than a loss. [03:02] Nel     But you currently have six wins. [03:04] Nel     You could become the first      to reach ten wins. [03:07] Fay     I guess. All I can say is you     don't have to worry about it. [03:12] Nel     What do you mean? [03:13] Fay     There's a possibility of winning. [03:14] Pearl     Ooh! Impressive as ever, Fay! [03:17] Pearl     So you must have a secret strategy to win! [03:19] Fay     I don't. [03:20] Pearl     Th-Then were you able to predict what     game the Bookmaker might choose? [03:25] Fay     No, not at all. [03:26] Pearl     Then why do you think we     have a chance at winning? [03:29] Fay     Because we're up against the Bookmaker. [03:32] Nel     What's that supposed to mean? [03:34] Fay     I'd love to tell you, but I'm     not completely sure myself yet [03:38] Fay     since this is my first time     facing the Bookmaker, too. [03:42] Fay     Leshea, do you care if Nel loses     and I lose some of my wins? [03:46] Leshea     She won't lose. [03:49] Leshea     There's a chance of winning, right? [03:51] Fay     There is. [03:52] Leshea     Then we should just go for it. [03:53] Leshea     Nel, I'll be rooting for you, too. [03:56] Nel     Th-Thank you, Lady Leshea... [03:59] Leshea     So there's no possibility     that you'll lose... is there? [04:02] Nel     Huh? W-Well... Of course, I'll give it my all. [04:06] Leshea     Of course. I mean, with all this     hope and time we've invested in you, [04:10] Leshea     you wouldn't possibly lose     ever so pitifully, would you? [04:12] Leshea     We ended up suddenly canceling the World     Games Tour and are heading back to Ruin, [04:17] Leshea     so you wouldn't let that     all go to waste, would you? [04:22] Leshea     Huh? What's wrong? [04:24] Pearl     She fainted because [04:26] Pearl     you dumped a bunch of pressure     onto her without realizing it! [04:29] Pearl     Nel! Nel! Please wake up! [04:37] Miranda     Welcome back, Lady Leoleshea. [04:39] Miranda     Great work, Fay. [04:41] Miranda     Welcome back, Pearl. You also did great. [04:44] Pearl     Th-Thank you very much! [04:46] Miranda     I knew your true potential     as soon as you joined us. [04:51] Miranda     I knew you'd carry our branch. [04:53] Pearl     This all sounds very conveniently sudden! [04:55] Miranda     Anyway, that's enough with the jokes. [04:58] Miranda     Nel. [04:59] Nel     Y-Yes, ma'am! I'm sorry for     all the trouble I've caused. [05:04] Nel     Um, I've brought you some Mal-ra buns! [05:07] Miranda     Oh? How unique. [05:10] Miranda     If I'm being quiet honest... [05:12] Miranda     As the chief secretary, I really     wish you'd all give me a break, [05:15] Miranda     but since you're doing this, do     your best with this comeback. [05:18] Nel     Th-Thank you very much! [05:21] Miranda     So when do you want to face the Bookmaker? [05:23] Nel     I'm ready whenever! [05:26] Miranda     Then I'd say the earliest would     be the day after tomorrow. [05:28] Miranda     Fay, just confirming, but she     has a chance to win this, right? [05:32] Fay     She does. SIGN    Ruin Branch: Women's Dorms [05:37] Pearl     Let our welcome party     slash girls' night begin! [05:41] Pearl     Welcome, Nel! There's not much room,     but please make yourself at home. [05:44] Nel     Th-Thank you... [05:46] Pearl     Oh, it's no problem at all! I mean, look. [05:49] Leshea     This bed is amazing! It     just pulls you right in. [05:53] Leshea     It's so fluffy I can't get back up. [05:56] Pearl     I know, right? [05:57] Pearl     I spent last year's salary on     this bed that makes you feel like [06:00] Pearl     you can't get back up once you lay down. [06:04] Leshea     Zzz... [06:06] Pearl     Did you fall asleep already?! [06:08] Nel     Thank you so much, Pearl...     for being so welcoming. [06:13] Pearl     Oh, it's nothing at all. Fay and     Leshea are who I strive to be... [06:18] Pearl     I look up to them so much... [06:21] Pearl     So... I thought it'd be nice to have someone     else I can work hard with and talk to. [06:28] Nel     Pearl... you're just so... [06:34] Nel     I totally understand how you feel! [06:36] Nel     We can't be content with being ordinary! [06:39] Nel     We must grow enough to help them! [06:42] Pearl     Y-Yes, you're absolutely right, of course. [06:45] Pearl     But, um... before we get started,     why don't we hop into the bath? [06:48] Leshea     The bath?! [06:49] Pearl     Oh, would you like to join us, Leshea? [06:52] Leshea     I just remembered something urgent. [06:54] Leshea     You two can go enjoy the bath. [07:04] Pearl     Leshea always has something urgent come     up whenever I'm about to take a bath. [07:15] Nel     This is adorable. Far different from my bath. [07:20] Pearl     How does the water feel? [07:22] Nel     Oh, it's just about... right?! [07:28] Nel     H-How magnificent... [07:31] Nel     I thought they were big     even when you were clothed, [07:34] Nel     but to think they're even     bigger when you're naked! [07:37] Pearl     My bra's been getting too     tight again recently. [07:40] Pearl     So they might look bigger when I take it off. [07:45] Nel     They've been released from their seal! [07:47] Pearl     What's that supposed to mean?! [07:49] Nel     What do you mean you're ordinary?! [07:52] Nel     When you possess something so enviable... [07:54] Nel     Do you have watermelons stuffed in there?! [07:57] Pearl     What kind of magic trick is that?! [07:59] Nel     You can't even hide them     completely with both hands! [08:02] Nel     Even looking at you from behind, those     mounds are gloriously visible... [08:05] Nel     And despite their mass, they     are still perfectly round! [08:10] Nel     They're as smooth as a babe, [08:12] Nel     and you don't even have     to press them together! [08:14] Nel     Natural and gentle... [08:15] Nel     They're just so arousing... [08:18] Pearl     Could you stop with the play-by-play?! [08:21] Nel     They're so jiggly! [08:22] Pearl     No sound effects either! [08:24] Nel     You possess divine peaks... [08:27] Nel     While I'm an endless plain... [08:31] Pearl     Was that supposed to sound poetic?! [08:35] Nel     I am a failure... [08:36] Nel     This must be why Lady Leshea left the room. [08:41] Pearl     Um, Nel...? [08:43] Pearl     Oh, right. Nel, you have     plenty to be proud of. [08:50] Pearl     Nel, your charm point... are your thighs! [08:54] Nel     I-I see! [08:56] Nel     Now I just need Master Fay to truly awaken... [09:00] Nel     And realize that he wants     to fondle my firm thighs! [09:03] Pearl     Could you not make Fay     sound like some pervert?! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [09:11] Fay     So I guess there really aren't any cameras. [09:14] Miranda     The Godeye Lens won't work     with the Bookmaker's games. [09:18] Fay     So they won't allow any     interference from the outside. [09:22] Miranda     This god insists on one-on-ones, so they     probably set up their Elements that way. [09:27] Miranda     Are you ready? [09:30] Nel     I will win against the     Bookmaker no matter what. [09:47] Leshea     This place looks like some     abandoned casino room. [09:50] Fay     Yeah. Everything's a bit weird. [09:53] Nel     Where's the god in question? [09:55] Nel     What're they plotting, bringing us     into such a small space like this? [10:00] Gremoire     This is a polymorphic space     that reveals your soul. [10:04] Gremoire     You're the one who created it. [10:07] Gremoire     This small room... [10:11] Gremoire     ...is the physical manifestation     of your doubts. [10:14] Gremoire     The light above is strong because you     still hope to have somewhat of a future. [10:23] Gremoire     Hm... This is a fine casino table. [10:26] Gremoire     You seem to be serious about challenging me. [10:30] Pearl     Now there're two Nels?! [10:32] Gremoire     Yes, how delightful. I haven't     faced a human in ages. [10:37] Gremoire     Now, let us play. [10:41] Gremoire     I am Gremoire, the Unstable Polymorphic God. [10:45] Gremoire     Mimic, shapeshifter, doppelganger... [10:50] Gremoire     I've been called many names     by humanity over the ages. [10:54] Gremoire     Bookmaker is another of those names. [10:57] Fay     But you prefer to be called Gremoire? [11:00] Gremoire     You may give me a different     name if you'd like. [11:03] Fay     Let me confirm the rules. [11:05] Fay     Nel is going to play you one-on-one     in this game, and if she wins, [11:09] Fay     one of her losses will disappear. [11:10] Gremoire     That's correct. You may     even wager more than one. [11:15] Gremoire     So, is it your win record     that's on the line? [11:18] Fay     Yes. [11:19] Fay     I'm going to bet three of my wins on Nel. [11:23] Pearl     S-Sorry, what?! [11:24] Nel     Please wait a moment, Master Fay! [11:26] Nel     You never mentioned that! [11:29] Fay     Well, I decided last night. [11:31] Fay     If you win, you'll have     three wins and zero losses. [11:33] Pearl     But if she loses, you'll     be in big trouble, Fay! [11:36] Pearl     Dang it! Help me out here, Leshea! [11:39] Leshea     I honestly couldn't care less. [11:42] Pearl     I definitely picked the absolute     worst person to rely on! [11:47] Gremoire     Looks like we have a bet. I'm so happy. [11:49] Gremoire     I don't think any human's     wagered that many wins before. [11:57] Nel     Three wins... [12:00] Fay     Just take it easy. [12:02] Nel     Th-Thank you... [12:06] Nel     Let us battle, Gremoire. [12:08] Nel     Now, show me your game! [12:10] Gremoire     Poker. [12:12] Nel     What? [12:13] Gremoire     You're more accustomed to     human games, are you not? [12:21] Gremoire     I'm in a good mood since you're     my first guest in a while. [12:24] Gremoire     Make sure to use that to your advantage. [12:27] Gremoire     Also, I will now forbid any help or support. [12:31] Fay     All right. [12:33] Gremoire     Then let us begin. [12:42] Nel     I accept your challenge. [12:44] Nel     I cannot lose. [12:48] Nel     I can't betray Master Fay's trust! [12:55] Gremoire     Now, you don't have to hold     the cards in your hand. [12:58] Gremoire     I cannot see your cards, nor do I plan to. [13:04] Nel     I have a pair of fives. [13:06] Nel     Now if I can get another five     or an even better hand... [13:10] Gremoire     We will both have five     coins each in this game. [13:21] Fay     They both swapped out three. [13:22] Fay     That means both Nel and Gremoire     started off with one pair. [13:26] Fay     They swapped out three cards in hopes     to get a three of a kind or better. [13:30] Fay     That puts Nel at a disadvantage though. [13:33] Leshea     Nel has one pair, but it's on the     low end since it's a pair of fives. [13:36] Leshea     The likelihood that Gremoire has less     than a pair of fives is unlikely. [13:43] Nel     Two pairs... [13:47] Gremoire     Now, then... How many coins     to wager? You can go first. [13:55] Nel     I bet one coin. [13:59] Gremoire     I raise. I'm going to bet     all five of my coins. [14:04] Nel     All of them? You're going all in?! [14:06] Nel     Is she that confident in her hand? [14:11] Gremoire     Your only options are to accept my     raise and call... or fold this round. [14:20] Fay     If she calls, [14:22] Fay     they'll both have to bet all five coins,     and the game will be over. [14:26] Fay     If she folds, she can     deny that forceful raise. [14:29] Fay     She'll lose two coins, but     she'll still have three, [14:33] Fay     and they'll carry over to the next game. [14:36] Nel     Does Gremoire actually have     that strong of a hand? [14:40] Nel     Or is she just bluffing and     trying to get me to fold? [14:48] Pearl     Nel... [14:50] Nel     If I win, my three losses will disappear     and I'll be able to come back. [14:53] Nel     If I can just win here... [14:57] Nel     No, this is a trap. [15:00] Nel     Did you really think [15:01] Nel     I'd try to settle this game     against a god within a minute? [15:05] Nel     I'm not that much of a simpleton! I fold! [15:09] Gremoire     Oh? [15:14] Pearl     Th-That was close... [15:17] Pearl     Nel's instincts are amazing! [15:19] Pearl     If she called, she would've     lost all of her coins! [15:23] Fay     I'm hoping that was actually     based on instinct... SIGN    Remaining Coins SIGN    Nel: 3 coins SIGN    Gremoire: 7 coins [15:28] Nel     I have three more left. [15:31] Gremoire     Let us begin game two. [15:38] Nel     I have nothing. This is worse than game one. [15:45] Gremoire     Are you discarding any cards? [15:47] Nel     I'm going to discard four cards. [15:52] Nel     Ace is the highest card. [15:54] Nel     Even if I get the lowest hand, a one pair,     I may have a chance with a pair of aces... [15:59] Gremoire     I'm drawing one. [16:02] Nel     One?! [16:03] Nel     So she's already got a solid     hand with her other four cards? [16:06] Nel     A possible two pair or three of a kind? SIGN    Flush SIGN    Straight SIGN    Three of     a kind SIGN    Two pair [16:08] Nel     Actually, she might've swapped out a card     to try to get a flush or a straight. [16:14] Nel     Maybe I'll bluff to try to get her to fold... [16:17] Nel     But if she has better than a three     of a kind, I can't see her folding. [16:23] Nel     Well, if I try to go forward with this bluff, [16:27] Nel     I'll still have one coin even if I lose. [16:29] Nel     I'll be able to get another chance. [16:33] Nel     I bet one— [16:35] Gremoire     I raise one. [16:37] Nel     She just raised one on my bet... [16:41] Nel     So this god is trying to tell me...     to bet all three of my coins. [16:47] Gremoire     Will you call or fold? [16:50] Gremoire     Now, it's time to make your choice. [16:54] Nel     I fold. [16:55] Gremoire     Too bad. [17:00] Gremoire     You would've won if you just called. [17:03] Nel     You had no hand?! [17:05] Nel     Why did you only discard one?! [17:07] Nel     With your hand, you could've discarded     two cards and gone for a straight. [17:10] Nel     Actually, you could've even     tried for a pair or two pair! [17:14] Gremoire     I don't care how strong or weak my hand is. [17:17] Nel     What? [17:18] Gremoire     Game two went exactly as I expected. [17:21] Gremoire     I figured out that if I forced a     bluff, you will fold, no matter what. [17:26] Gremoire     Because... [17:27] Gremoire     You don't want to win. [17:31] Nel     That's not true... [17:32] Gremoire     No, you don't want to win.     You just don't want to lose. [17:36] Gremoire     What did you say right before our match? [17:39] Nel     Huh? [17:41] (Flashback) Nel     I cannot lose. [17:44] Gremoire     If you truly want to make a comeback,     you should've said, "I'm going to win." [17:49] Gremoire     Now I'm certain. [17:51] Gremoire     Rather than the risks it'd take to win, [17:53] Gremoire     you're more in fear of     losing your friend's wins. [17:58] Nel     Th-That's... [17:59] Gremoire     Did you really think you could     win without taking any risks? [18:05] Gremoire     You only have one coin left. [18:08] Gremoire     You cannot fold anymore. [18:12] Nel     My hand just needs to be higher than yours! SIGN    Remaining Coins SIGN    Nel: 1 coin SIGN    Gremoire: 9 coins [18:21] Nel     Just one more left... I     can't let this end yet. [18:24] Pearl     Please... let her have a strong hand... [18:28] Nel     I've got nothing... [18:30] Nel     But if I can draw a three or an eight,     I'll be able to get a straight. [18:35] Nel     I'm discarding one card. [18:37] Gremoire     Hm... [18:38] Gremoire     If you're discarding one, then you     must have at least a two pair or more. [18:41] Gremoire     Perhaps a full house? Or     maybe a flush or a straight. [18:46] Gremoire     But you see, human... powerful     hands aren't so easy to get. [18:51] Gremoire     That's why they're powerful. [18:53] Nel     Then I'm just going to have to make it happen. [18:56] Nel     If I don't draw the right card here, I'm... [18:58] Gremoire     You can't. [19:00] Gremoire     The gods only smile upon     those who create miracles. [19:04] Gremoire     You've been pushed into a corner [19:06] Gremoire     so you're just hoping for a     miracle to turn the tables. [19:10] Gremoire     The gods will not smile upon you. [19:13] Nel     That's not true! I— [19:18] Nel     No... [19:20] Nel     It's not over yet! Depending on your hand— [19:23] Gremoire     Three of a kind. [19:28] Gremoire     Your strategy should've been to     steal victory, not to avoid a loss. [19:34] Gremoire     The one who should've gone forward with a     one-card bluff in the last game was you. [19:40] Gremoire     How dull. [19:42] Gremoire     You're far too weak. [19:44] Gremoire     You had at least three     opportunities this match. [19:48] Gremoire     The desperate round, the frustrated     round, and the reckless round... [19:54] Gremoire     You're the one who ruined it. [20:00] Pearl     Nel! [20:02] Gremoire     I had high hopes because this was the     first human to challenge me in ages, [20:06] Gremoire     and she was lent her friend's wins. [20:08] Gremoire     That's why she can't lose     and can't take any risks. [20:12] Gremoire     You couldn't be more obvious. [20:15] Gremoire     Her loss cannot be reversed. [20:18] Gremoire     I will be taking all three     of your wins that you bet. [20:27] Gremoire     How truly disappointing. [20:28] Gremoire     I thought I would be able to play a fun game. [20:31] Gremoire     Go home, humans. [20:35] Fay     Hold it. [20:36] Fay     The game has just begun. [20:39] Gremoire     What are you talking about? [20:41] Fay     I'm telling you that this     is all according to plan. [20:45] Fay     Bookmaker... [20:46] Fay     No, Gremoire. [20:48] Fay     I win this game. [20:50] Gremoire     What? [20:51] Fay     I was certain I'd win as soon as you     accepted this game... no matter how it went. [20:58] Fay     Remember, Nel? I told you to take it easy. [21:01] Nel     Huh? [21:02] Fay     Okay, it's time to switch.     I'll play you next. [21:06] Fay     We can check our results after. [21:10] Fay     You want to know why I'm     declaring victory, don't you? [21:13] Fay     Well, I'll tell you. [21:15] Nel     Master Fay...? [21:17] Fay     You've been supporting me this whole time. [21:19] Fay     I decided I had to repay you for that. [21:23] Fay     You haven't had enough games yet, have you? [21:26] Fay     I'm going to bet on my remaining three wins. [21:31] Fay     If I win, I'm going to have     you retract Nel's defeat. [21:35] Gremoire     Very well. [21:36] Gremoire     I've decided, human. [21:37] Fay     So you'll play with me? [21:39] Gremoire     No. [21:40] Gremoire     I've decided the game. [21:47] Fay     Wha— [21:48] Nel     Wh-What's going on? [21:55] Pearl     Wh-What is this world? [22:00] Gremoire     Welcome to the Casino of the Gods. [22:02] Gremoire     The name of the game is "The Three Cheats." [22:05] Gremoire     Let's see if you can see through the three     godly cheats I'm going to use against you. 10 - The Three Cheats the God Brings Forth Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Gremoire     This Elements changes form based on the     heart of the human that challenges me. [00:11] Gremoire     This is the first time the Casino     of the Gods has been projected. [00:16] Fay     Are you Gremoire? [00:18] Gremoire     Correct. As soon as a human arrives,     I analyze them physically, mentally, [00:23] Gremoire     as well as their Arise, but I couldn't     get enough information from you. [00:29] Fay     I'm pretty surprised by your appearance. [00:32] Gremoire     I chose this form from one of the     humans I recently transformed into. [00:36] Gremoire     Now, then. The game is The Three Cheats. [00:40] Gremoire     Coin flip. SIGN    Coin Flip [00:43] Gremoire     Poker. SIGN    Poker [00:45] Gremoire     Old maid. I'm going to win     in all of these games. SIGN    Old Maid [00:52] Fay     So you're going to cheat. [00:55] Gremoire     Yes. To win, you'll have to see     through my Cheat of Certain Victory. [01:00] Gremoire     Oh, and here is a very important promise. [01:02] Gremoire     I will only use one kind of cheat. [01:07] Fay     Oh? That sounds interesting. [01:09] Gremoire     I'm going to tell your friends     my cheat before we start. [01:14] Gremoire     If we're all satisfied     with that, let us begin. [01:18] Leshea     Well, you seem confident.     Fine, let's hear it. [01:26] Gremoire     My cheat is... [01:32] Pearl     H-Hey! [01:32] Nel     W-Wait, wait! [01:33] Leshea     What the heck?! [01:36] Leshea     That's great. We believe in Fay, right? [01:39] Pearl     I'm sure he'll see through it. [01:41] Nel     I believe in you. [01:44] Leshea     So, yeah. Do your best. [01:46] Gremoire     Can you see through the three cheats     this god is going to bring forth? [01:53] Fay     I'm in. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    The Three Cheats the God Brings Forth SIGN    The Three     Cheats SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    See     through     the     Cheat     of     Certain      Victory SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    Player is     unable     to see     through     the     god's     cheat [03:38] Gremoire     All right. Let us begin our     first game, the coin flip. [03:43] Gremoire     Choose your coin. [03:45] Fay     All right. I choose the     black and white coin. [03:55] Fay     Am I tossing the coin, or are you? [03:58] Gremoire     To be fair, I'm going to have your friends     be the dealer in all three games. [04:03] Gremoire     You're first. [04:07] Nel     I really don't want to do this, but     all right. I will be the dealer. [04:15] Fay     What are you doing? [04:16] Nel     I'm supposed to toss the coin/chip. [04:18] Nel     I can toss it better by kicking it. [04:21] Nel     My Arise involves my legs, so     I'm always practicing my kicks. [04:25] Fay     I see. [04:27] Nel     Master Fay's face, the white     side, is heads. Black is tails. [04:31] Nel     We'll go in this order. [04:32] Nel     I'll kick the coin into the air. SIGN    ①Kick the coin into the air. SIGN    ②While the coin is in the air, call heads or tails. [04:34] Nel     While the coin is in the air,     you'll call heads or tails, Master Fay. SIGN    ③After it's called, kick it up once more for     fairness. [04:39] Nel     After you call it, I will kick     it up one more time to be fair. [04:43] Nel     When it hits the ground,     that'll be the result. [04:46] Nel     Okay, here we go, Master Fay. [04:52] Fay     She won't be able to do any blatant trick     to the coin once it's up in the air, [04:55] Fay     and I get to call heads or tails. [04:58] Fay     So the cheat must be to not let me     choose heads or tails correctly. [05:04] Fay     Heads. [05:11] Nel     It's tails. I'm sorry, Master Fay. [05:14] Fay     You don't need to apologize, Nel. [05:16] Fay     I didn't notice any unnatural movements. [05:19] Fay     Considering my one-in-two odds, [05:20] Fay     it looks like I coincidentally lost... [05:22] Fay     but the Cheat of Certain Victory exists. [05:26] Fay     Okay, let's move on to the next game. [05:29] Gremoire     Well, aren't you in a     hurry... Are you panicking? [05:33] Fay     Well, Chief Secretary Miranda     is awaiting our return. [05:37] Gremoire     All right. In this game of poker,     we won't be using any coins. [05:41] Gremoire     We'll be able to swap cards just once     from the original hand we're dealt. [05:45] Gremoire     Then we'll determine a winner. [05:47] Fay     So it'll be completely based on luck. [05:49] Gremoire     You mean Certain Victory. That's     the name of the cheat, after all. [05:52] Gremoire     The dealer will be... [05:53] Leshea     Me! [05:57] Leshea     Looks like all the cards are here. Doesn't     look like any of the cards are tagged, either. [06:02] Fay     She's using the same     cheat in all three games. [06:05] Fay     If there was a trick to     the coin in the last game, [06:07] Fay     that means this game, the cards     will have the same trick. [06:09] Fay     But considering Leshea     hasn't spotted anything, [06:12] Fay     the possibility that the god's power     has influenced the cards is low. [06:19] Fay     Two pairs... and one of them is     of the highest card, the ace. [06:23] Fay     If I swap out this seven and     happen to get an eight or an ace, [06:26] Fay     I'll almost certify my     victory with a full house. [06:30] Gremoire     How's your hand? I hope     you got good cards. [06:34] Fay     Who gets to swap out their cards first? [06:37] Gremoire     Either one of us. [06:38] Fay     Then I'll swap mine out first. [06:41] Fay     I'm swapping out my hand. [06:43] Nel     Wh-What are you doing, Master Fay? [06:45] Pearl     Yeah! I mean... didn't     you have two pairs? [06:49] Fay     If I only swapped out one card, the rest     of that deck would be available to the god. [06:54] Fay     I'm swapping out all my cards     to see if the cheat is there. [06:58] Leshea     Okay, I'm dealing you your cards. [07:03] Fay     One pair. [07:04] Fay     There was no obvious bias in the deck. [07:07] Fay     Are you swapping any cards? [07:11] Gremoire     A straight flush. [07:13] Fay     This is too blatant. [07:15] Fay     All right, [07:16] Fay     I need to figure out the cheat that she     used in both the coin flip and poker. [07:20] Fay     Did she somehow control the coin itself? [07:22] Fay     No, that wouldn't explain the straight flush. [07:26] Gremoire     Let us proceed to the final game, old maid. [07:31] Leshea     Okay, off you go! [07:40] Pearl     I'm too nervous! [07:42] Fay     It doesn't look like there are any tricks     on either side of any of the cards. [07:45] Pearl     The hands are huge at 27 and 26 cards, but     please move your pairs off to the side. [07:52] Fay     Twenty-seven... [07:54] Fay     So I get an extra card. [08:05] Gremoire     Since you have more cards,     I'll let you choose our order. [08:11] Fay     The end card on my left. [08:16] Gremoire     All right, it's my turn.     By the way, human... [08:20] Pearl     Yes?! [08:21] Gremoire     Why are you trying to leave? [08:23] Gremoire     You want this human to win, don't     you? I'll do you a huge favor. [08:28] Gremoire     You can stand right behind me     to ensure that I don't cheat. [08:31] Pearl     Huh?! [08:33] Fay     What brought this on? [08:35] Gremoire     It's my style to choose games that are fair. [08:38] Gremoire     Do any of my cards seem out of the ordinary? [08:42] Pearl     No. I don't see anything     wrong with the cards. [08:46] Gremoire     It's my turn to pick a card, isn't it? [08:49] Fay     Well, this was unexpected. [08:52] Fay     I thought her cheat might be to     avoid my joker completely but... [08:55] Fay     Is this coincidence, or did     she purposely choose it? [08:58] Gremoire     As you know, I now have the joker.     Now, it's your turn to pick. [09:03] Fay     Okay, the left. [09:07] Gremoire     Now, it's my turn. [09:13] Fay     I totally have the advantage. [09:15] Fay     If I get a three or a nine here, I win.     The chances of me winning are 66.6%. [09:20] Fay     As long as I don't pull the joker... [09:24] Fay     I'll take the right. [09:29] Fay     Did she make me pull it? Unless     she's using precognition, [09:32] Fay     she wouldn't have been     able to place it there. [09:33] Fay     But that wouldn't give her certain     victory in the coin flip or poker. [09:38] Gremoire     I'll also choose the right. [09:42] Gremoire     All right. Next, you'll     take this card, and I win. [09:47] Gremoire     As promised, I won all three games. [09:51] Gremoire     Now, tell me your answer. [09:54] Gremoire     Tell me what my cheat is. [09:58] Fay     I'm dealing with a god. [10:01] Fay     She can do anything. [10:06] (Flashback) Pearl     H-Hey! [10:07] (Flashback) Leshea     What the heck?! [10:09] Fay     But would these three agree to a cheat     that's impossible for a human to deal with? [10:14] Fay     There's one other thing... the     strangeness I felt during old maid. [10:21] Fay     The god didn't see through my joker. [10:24] Fay     This cheat should be solid, but in     that moment, she showed her weakness. [10:28] Fay     Remember everything that     happened in that game. [10:41] Fay     Let's play one more time. [10:43] Fay     I'll get my revenge in old maid. [10:45] Fay     Pearl, deal us the cards one more time. [10:48] Gremoire     If you're trying to buy some time because     you were unable to see through the cheat... [10:52] Fay     No. [10:53] Fay     I'm going to break through your     Certain Victory in this next game. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [11:04] Fay     Do you mind if I go first again     since I have more cards? [11:08] Gremoire     Go right ahead. [11:09] Fay     The very left. [11:14] Gremoire     The second from the right. [11:22] Gremoire     What's the matter? [11:24] Gremoire     You're staring so hard. [11:27] Fay     The right. [11:31] Gremoire     Then I choose this one. [11:36] Gremoire     Oh, that's too bad. [11:38] Gremoire     Do you think you're lucky? [11:40] Gremoire     If you take my five, it     looks like you might win, [11:44] Gremoire     but the result will be the     same as the last game. [11:48] Gremoire     You'll be drawing the joker. [11:50] Fay     No, your Certain Victory's been shattered. [11:54] Fay     It's time to review our answers. [11:56] Fay     Right! [12:00] Gremoire     My cheat is still in effect. You should've     chosen the joker no matter what! [12:05] Pearl     Fay. [12:06] Fay     That must've been rough. [12:09] Fay     The cheat is based on our accomplices.     The ones we had on our side. [12:15] Fay     This was a game of four versus     one. But you weren't the one. [12:19] Fay     I was the one. [12:21] Fay     Right, Leshea? [12:22] Leshea     Yup! I knew you'd figure it out. [12:26] Leshea     Were Nel and Pearl that obvious? [12:28] Pearl     Th-This wasn't my fault. [12:31] Gremoire     How did you figure it out? [12:33] Fay     You drew the joker. [12:35] Fay     At that point, I was able to figure out [12:37] Fay     that the only way you'd achieve certain     victory is by having me draw the joker. [12:41] Fay     Which means, this cheat only works     when the joker is in the god's hands. [12:46] Leshea     In other words, the god     can't cheat with Fay's hand. [12:50] Fay     Yeah. And this is where the other     strangeness I felt became the key. [12:55] Fay     Pearl, why did I get 27 cards? [12:58] Pearl     Huh? [12:59] (Flashback) Pearl     The hands are huge at 27 and 26 cards... [13:03] Fay     I had the extra card, making my hand 27. [13:07] Fay     Both times, I should've been at     a disadvantage with that hand. [13:11] Fay     That's the first time I doubted     my friends and realized... [13:15] Fay     Pearl was standing behind     the god the whole time. [13:18] Fay     Yes... to make it look like she was     just keeping an eye on the cards. [13:21] Fay     But it was for the sake of     using an Arise to switch cards. [13:24] Fay     As soon as I drew the card, it got swapped     out with the joker with Shift Change. [13:29] Fay     If my hypothesis goes as     planned, the rest is easy. [13:32] Fay     In the coin flip and poker, the ones     who were cheating were Nel and Leshea. [13:36] Fay     But I'm impressed. [13:38] Fay     You were already hinting at the trick     from the beginning in your explanation. [13:43] (Flashback) Gremoire     As soon as a human arrives, [13:45] (Flashback) Gremoire     I analyze them physically, mentally,     as well as their Arise... [13:50] Fay     You already knew about Pearl     and Nel's abilities... [13:53] Fay     So you told them to help you cheat back then. [13:57] Nel     I'm so sorry. This cheat is outrageous,     but I used my Arise to control the flip. [14:05] Fay     Yeah. At that moment, Nel     used her Moment Reversal, [14:09] Fay     to make sure the coin     would come up tails. [14:12] Nel     I-I'm so sorry. [14:14] Fay     Leshea's doesn't need explanation     so we can skim past it. [14:17] Leshea     Why though?! [14:18] Fay     I mean, there's nothing     actually behind the poker game. [14:20] Fay     You were the one dealing     the cards, right? [14:23] Leshea     I can get a straight flush on my first     hand in poker even with my eyes closed! [14:28] Fay     Well, Gremoire? [14:29] Gremoire     That final game of old maid     is not sitting well with me. [14:32] Gremoire     Even if you saw through the cheat, it     should've been impossible for you to win. [14:37] Fay     Of course. Normally, you wouldn't be     able to stop Pearl's Shift Change. [14:43] Gremoire     You broke the rules? [14:44] Gremoire     You purposely didn't use     your Arise, didn't you? [14:47] Fay     No. She couldn't activate it. [14:49] Gremoire     What? [14:51] (Flashback) Pearl     I can't usually swap things unless      I've touched them in the last three minutes. [14:55] Fay     It'd been three minutes     since she dealt the cards. [14:58] Fay     Therefore, she couldn't     activate her Shift Change. [15:02] Pearl     Yes, that's correct. [15:05] Gremoire     You were buying time. [15:06] Gremoire     Her watching over me was a bluff. [15:08] Gremoire     But then, we were on even ground. [15:10] Gremoire     So you were only able to     draw that five by pure luck. [15:13] Fay     Not exactly. [15:14] Fay     You didn't change the position     of your joker, did you? [15:19] Fay     Normally, you'd shuffle     if you got the joker, [15:22] Fay     but you didn't. [15:26] Fay     Because you overestimated her Shift Change. [15:33] Gremoire     I'm surprised. I lose. [15:36] Gremoire     Here's the prize I promised you. [15:40] Nel     Huh? [15:44] Gremoire     Okay, all done. [15:47] Nel     D-Does this mean I made     my comeback to the games? [15:51] Gremoire     There's one more answer I'd like to review. [15:54] Gremoire     You said this was "all according to plan," [15:57] Gremoire     and you were certain you'd     win no matter how it went. [16:01] Fay     Everyone, put up your right hands. [16:07] Gremoire     You all have the same number? [16:08] Fay     Yeah. We adjusted our victories. [16:12] Fay     We made it so we all had three victories. [16:15] Gremoire     Why would you do that? [16:17] Fay     I want my whole team to get ten     victories at the same time. [16:20] Fay     We're a team, so we have the same goal. [16:22] Leshea     If Nel won, it would've been a bonus. [16:24] Fay     Even if she lost, we were     able to get enough victories. [16:29] Gremoire     I see. This was fun. [16:32] Gremoire     I'm all for you Clearing the gods'     games, but come see me again sometime. SIGN    VS     The Polymorphic      God Gremoire SIGN    After playing for     27 minutes and     1 second and     achieving victory,     Nel's 3 losses     disappeared SIGN    Comeback     achieved [16:46] Pearl     Congrats on your comeback! [16:48] Nel     Th-Thank you... [16:51] Leshea     Board games are best played     with four players. [16:55] Leshea     It's the perfect number. [16:56] Pearl     Eating our meals together with the four of us [16:58] Pearl     will make us feel even more like a team, too. [17:01] Nel     I'm glad that you're welcoming     me, but Master Fay, [17:03] Nel     don't you need to contact     the chief secretary? [17:06] Fay     She seems a bit busy. [17:08] Pearl     That just won't do! We have     to report that Nel's back! [17:11] Leshea     Oh, yeah. She actually contacted me because     she had something urgent to tell us. SIGN    In a meeting [17:18] Leshea     Miranda, you need to tell     us something, don't you? [17:22] Subordinate     It's here, Chief Secretary. The     request from the control department. [17:25] Leshea     Let's go in. [17:29] Miranda     You four... [17:31] Miranda     This is bad. SIGN    Urgent Matter: Escape the     Labyrinth of No Return SIGN    209 dived globally SIGN    Zero apostles returned [17:33] Miranda     Over 200 apostles were forcefully     gathered into a giant labyrinth, [17:38] Miranda     and even after 57 hours,     none of them have returned. [17:41] Fay     You mean it's impossible to return? [17:43] Miranda     That's why HQ immediately     put together a rescue squad. [17:48] Miranda     From the Ruin branch, your     team's been chosen, Fay. [17:51] Pearl     Once you lose, you usually come     back to the real world, don't you? [17:56] Miranda     Apparently in this game, you can     challenge over and over again. [18:00] Pearl     Huh? [18:01] Miranda     You can keep dying, but you'll have     to start from the beginning each time. [18:05] Miranda     Meaning, you have to start     at the respawn point. [18:08] Nel     But doesn't that method certify     that the human side will win? [18:12] Nel     If you can keep retrying, you'll be     able to leave that labyrinth someday. [18:15] Miranda     This infinite respawn isn't a     privilege. It's an obligation. [18:20] Fay     So you're saying that until they     clear this incredibly difficult game, [18:23] Fay     they can't return to the real world. [18:25] Miranda     There are two ways to rescue them. [18:27] Miranda     The first is to clear the game. [18:29] Miranda     The second is to find a certain     save item in the labyrinth. [18:34] Miranda     Everyone who disappeared [18:35] Miranda     hasn't been able to do that, so     they haven't been able to return. [18:38] Fay     That's interesting. This is completely     different from all the games we've played. [18:42] Miranda     You mean the infinite respawn? [18:44] Fay     No. I mean the forced participation     from people around the world. [18:49] Leshea     That’s true. I don't remember there     ever being a game where apostles [18:52] Leshea     from all around the world were     forced into a single game. [18:55] Fay     I want to find out what this god is after. [18:58] Fay     If we don't, there's a possibility [19:00] Fay     these games where people are forced     to play might keep happening. [19:03] Miranda     Anyway, the first priority     is to find this save item. [19:08] Miranda     We need to save the ones     stranded in that game first. [19:10] Fay     Right. SIGN    VS ??????? (God) SIGN    Escape-the-     Labyrinth     Game SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    To defeat the     final boss deep     within the     labyrinth [19:13] Leshea     We don't have all the details, right? [19:16] Leshea     I'm excited to see how giant this labyrinth is. SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    None (But     the players     will also not     be allowed     to retire) [19:19] Nel     A game of no return... Does that mean we'll also... SIGN    Additional     Rule SIGN    There is a     save item     that allows     players to     return to the     real world [19:22] Pearl     W-We'll definitely make it back alive! [19:26] Miranda     This is unlike anything we've faced before. [19:28] Miranda     Fay, I'm sorry to have you do this     right after facing the Bookmaker. [19:32] Fay     I'm just going to do what I usually do. [19:34] Fay     I'm going to play a game with a god. [19:46] Fay     The difficulty setting...     PMD means "player must die." SIGN    Please choose your     difficulty setting for     the dungeon SIGN    ①Almost Merciful ②PMD SIGN    PMD     Player must die [19:51] Pearl     Sorry, what? [19:52] Fay     You might as well die. Meaning we have to     choose between an almost-merciful easy mode [19:57] Fay     or an ultra-hard mode that'll try to kill us. [20:00] Pearl     That's a bit too extreme!     Obviously, I choose this one. [20:04] Nel     Me too! [20:07] Pearl     Wait, what are you doing?! [20:10] Fay     I'm definitely picking this one. [20:12] Leshea     Yup, yup. [20:13] Pearl     But we might not be able to     return to the real world! [20:16] Fay     The ending might change     depending on the difficulty. [20:19] Nel and Pearl     What?! [20:19] Fay     There's a possibility that the only way [20:22] Fay     to get back to the real     world is in hard mode. [20:25] Fay     So I want to find out. [20:27] Meep     You have chosen your difficulty. [20:30] Meep     Welcome to your adventure. [20:32] Meep     Let us begin this epic     exploration of the labyrinth. [20:36] Pearl     Huh? What's this number? [20:39] Nel     It instantly disappeared. Does it     show the number of our respawns? [20:56] Nel     It's so peaceful. Are we     really inside the labyrinth? [21:00] Pearl     No, we can't let our guard down! [21:02] Pearl     I'm sure it just looks peaceful,     but there're traps everywhere! [21:09] Pearl     It would be so much fun to     have lunch under those trees! [21:13] Pearl     I should've brought some sandwiches with me. [21:16] Leshea     You already let your guard down. [21:18] Pearl     But it really is peaceful! [21:21] Fay     Well... we have a long road ahead of us, [21:23] Fay     so it wouldn't hurt to take a short     break to plan out our strategy. [21:26] Pearl     I agree! [21:29] Pearl     Wow, what a yummy looking apple! [21:32] Nel     Is it an apple? I guess it would     be too big to be a cherry. [21:36] Pearl     Who cares about the small details? [21:38] Pearl     Considering how red it is, it's     definitely going to be sweet and yummy! [21:42] Fay     Look out! [21:48] Meep     Respawn. [21:52] Leshea     Pearl... [21:53] Pearl     That was somehow my fault?! [21:55] Nel     I see... so that's how this game works. [21:58] Fay     This is definitely gonna take a while. [22:04] Gremoire     Aw... I'm going to be bored again. [22:07] Gremoire     I wonder how many decades it'll     be until the next human shows up. [22:15] Gremoire     Well, this is a rather rare guest. [22:18] Gremoire     You're always cooped up in your own world. [22:22] Gremoire     What brought this on, Uroboros? [22:26] Uroboros     Where'd the humans from earlier go? 11 - The Labyrinth of No Return: Luceimia Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:08] Pearl     I'm not scared of a mere apple anymore! [00:13] Pearl     Hmph! You fool! I won't keep falling     for the same trap over and over again! [00:19] Fay     Yeah, you say that, but... [00:28] Fay     The apples have won nine times already. [00:30] Pearl     Well, I'm fine now! Let's go, everyone! [00:33] Fay     Pearl, look out! [00:40] Meep     Respawn. [00:42] Pearl     How does an apple fly up?! Whatever     happened to the laws of gravity?! [00:51] Nel     Stop! [00:55] Pearl     Well, this definitely seems dangerous. [00:58] Nel     It seems like something     is gonna jump out of this. [01:04] Leshea     There's nothing here though. [01:06] Fay     Killer apples that look completely     harmless and a giant, [01:09] Fay     ominous hole that's actually nothing. [01:13] Fay     They're definitely trying     to mess with our heads. [01:17] Fay     All right, let's go... [01:18] Fay     Onward to the Escape the     Labyrinth of No Return Game. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    The Labyrinth of No Return: Luceimia [02:57] Meep     That ends the tutorial. Well done. [03:00] Meep     I am your guide Meep. [03:04] Meep     Did you get a good feel     of how this game works? [03:08] Pearl     Yes, we certainly did. [03:10] Nel     So this is where the real labyrinth begins? [03:12] Meep     Yes. This is the god's labyrinth Luceimia. [03:16] Meep     You've all experienced a respawn already, [03:20] Meep     but no matter how many times your whole     party falls, you'll get to start here again. [03:24] Meep     You will be able to clear this     game if you beat the boss in the [03:27] Meep     deepest depths of the labyrinth. [03:29] Meep     The labyrinth is filled with various monsters [03:32] Meep     as well as plenty of gimmicks and traps. [03:35] Meep     You'll need items to conquer this labyrinth. [03:38] Meep     If you mix two or more together, you'll     be able to craft a superior item. [03:46] Meep     Please note that you'll only     be able to possess two at most. [03:49] Meep     If one of your team members is pronounced     dead, you will have to respawn. [03:53] Meep     You will lose the items you had.     All of the bosses you've defeated SIGN    Respawn [03:57] Meep     and all of the traps you've     conquered will be reset. [03:59] Pearl     So we have to start over every time we die? [04:02] Meep     Oh, no! [04:03] Meep     The knowledge you gain from this labyrinth     will be carried over each time. [04:07] Meep     The numbers above your     heads will also remain. [04:12] Meep     That number will increase     towards 100% every time you SIGN     [04:16] Meep     conquer the gimmicks within this labyrinth. [04:18] Meep     Clearly, for the most hardcore gamers only. [04:21] Meep     Now, do you have any questions? [04:23] Fay     Please tell us how to go home. [04:25] Meep     Yes. [04:26] Meep     The first way is to defeat     the boss and clear the game. [04:30] Meep     Another way is to acquire the save item. [04:32] Meep     You'll be able to go back to the     human world while maintaining [04:35] Meep     all the gimmicks you've     conquered and items obtained. [04:37] Pearl     Do you have any other information? [04:40] Meep     I will now tell you about the     legend of this labyrinth. [04:46] Meep     Once upon a time, there was a god who was     very passionate about building labyrinths. [04:51] Meep     They had long awaited in     the depths of the labyrinth [04:53] Meep     in excitement for humans to visit. [04:56] Meep     But no one conquered the labyrinth, and     so the god literally died of boredom. [05:04] Meep     The end. [05:05] Pearl     They actually died?! Even     though they're a god?! [05:08] Meep     Yes, but... as you can see, the god's     brilliant dungeon still stands. [05:14] Meep     Please enjoy this game     to your heart's content. [05:18] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure     into Luceimia Labyrinth begin! SIGN    Let the     game begin. SIGN    (Death/     Only     the game     continues) SIGN    VS "The     master     of the dark     labyrinth"     ???? SIGN    "Luceimia     of     Death     and     Rebirth" SIGN    Elements [05:30] Leshea     Wow, it's so pretty. [05:32] Leshea     You can definitely tell the     god really loved labyrinths. [05:36] Pearl     There don't seem to be any traps. [05:45] Pearl     Those are Puffy Puffs! [05:47] Nel     You know what they are? [05:48] Pearl     No! But their cute cries     and precious appearances! [05:52] Pearl     How could I name them     anything but Puffy Puffs? [06:03] Pearl     S-Stop... huh? [06:06] Pearl     Maybe it doesn't hurt. [06:13] Nel     They're soft as cushions. [06:23] Pearl     Huh? What's this? SIGN    Craft SIGN    2 wooden boards SIGN    → SIGN    wooden shield SIGN    Would you like to proceed? [06:25] Pearl     Let us proceed. [06:33] Pearl     Wow, I was able to make a wooden shield! [06:36] Fay     Looks like our unlock     percentage went up too. [06:38] Fay     I guess crafting is one     of this game's gimmicks. [06:42] Fay     Someone definitely spent a     lot of time on this. [06:47] Pearl     This seems like a cinch. [06:49] Nel     We are getting through pretty smoothly. [06:54] Leshea     Now we have a rare version?! [06:56] Leshea     Catch it, Pearl! It's bound     to have an amazing item! [07:00] Pearl     Roger! [07:01] Pearl     Come, now. I'm not scary at all. [07:04] Pearl     I'll give you pets. [07:10] Pearl     Huh? SIGN    Fay's party     has fallen. SIGN    Golden Puffy     Puff's Godbreath     dealt the entire     party 9999     damage. [07:19] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [07:23] Pearl     Say what? [07:24] Fay     Ah, I see. [07:26] Leshea     Right. This is how this game is. [07:28] Nel     Unfortunate. [07:30] Fay     So we're clearly meant to     die the first time around. [07:32] Fay     This game is basically the ultimate dungeon     you get better at the more you die. [07:35] Leshea     I felt a weird sense of     lethargy as we were walking. [07:39] Leshea     Since we chose the PMD difficulty,     I guess there's a cap on our strength. [07:44] Fay     What's more, that just     destroyed the Godeye lens. [07:47] Fay     Now we're just more      players who can't return. [07:51] Pearl     We went for wool and came back shorn! [07:54] Fay     We really need to conquer     this as soon as possible. [07:56] Fay     Let's start our second round. [07:58] Leshea     I have a feeling that Golden     Puffy Puff is a level boss. [08:02] Leshea     Meaning we actually need     to defeat it to proceed? [08:05] Fay     And how do we do that? [08:07] Leshea     Let's see... [08:10] Leshea     We'll take the brown Puffy     Puffs alive as hostages. [08:18] Leshea     And then we make them admit defeat! [08:21] Fay     Well, that's definitely unique. [08:23] Nel     Please stay back, you three. [08:28] Pearl     It's here! [08:37] Nel     Moment Reversal! [08:39] Nel     Right back at ya! [08:57] Pearl     This is a key! It's bound to      open a door somewhere. [09:02] Pearl     Well done, Nel! [09:05] Nel     I just did the obvious. [09:07] Nel     Don't worry. Let me lead. [09:12] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [09:18] Nel     I'm so sorry! [09:20] Fay     This game loves to get     you right where it hurts. [09:24] Leshea     We let our guard down     after defeating that boss. [09:26] Fay     Say, Meep. We just defeated     a Golden Puffy Puff. [09:30] Fay     Since we respawned... [09:31] Meep     All monsters and traps you've     conquered are reset as well. [09:35] Nel     I'm so sorry! [09:37] Pearl     N-Nel, it's okay! [09:40] Fay     So basically, [09:40] Pearl     I mean I've died 10 times... [09:41] Fay     this game is looking for us to have a     flawless run until the last boss. [09:43] Nel     But, but... [09:46] Fay     All right. Let's just promise one thing. [09:49] Fay     The worst thing we can do in this game [09:51] Fay     is hurt our friends by     faulting their mistakes. [09:54] Fay     Even if one of us fails, just     say, "Don't worry about it." [09:58] Fay     We can just turn any mistake into experience. [10:01] Fay     Anyway, let's go. [10:03] Fay     We're gonna have to make plenty of mistakes [10:05] Fay     to clear the game     without making any. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Undefeated SIGN    Undefeated [10:13] Camilla     If you look that thing in the     eye, you'll end up in a stupor. [10:16] Al     My arise isn't working! [10:17] Rag     No items either. [10:19] Camilla     How the heck are we supposed     to defeat this thing?! [10:23] Pearl     Ta-dah! I've crafted a mirror shield. [10:28] Pearl     But what would we even use this for? [10:30] Fay     A mirror... [10:32] Fay     Maybe we can reflect the attack of some     monster that casts magic from its eyes. [10:36] Pearl     Would something that     specific appear so easily? [10:39] Pearl     So what did you make, Fay? [10:42] Fay     An alarm clock. [10:44] Pearl     Uh-huh... And what's that do? [10:47] Fay     It rings really loud. All the monsters     sleeping nearby will come to attack us. SIGN    "Alarm Clock" SIGN    It rings really loud SIGN    All nearby sleeping monsters attack [10:52] Pearl     We can't possibly use something like that! [10:54] Fay     Well, let's just hang on to it anyway. [10:57] Leshea     My bugle will be able to wake up     even more monsters in a wider area! [11:02] Leshea     Let me just give a try— [11:03] Pearl     Please do not! [11:07] Nel     I created an ordinary umbrella with     some wooden boards and vinyl. SIGN    "Ordinary Umbrella" SIGN    Try using during rain or snow [11:11] Nel     I crafted it in hopes for some hidden effect, [11:13] Nel     but apparently it's just     a plain ol' umbrella. [11:16] Fay     Hang on to it. [11:26] Pearl     Are those monsters? [11:28] Fay     Shh. Those are human footsteps. [11:33] Saki     Captain Ashlan, I heard voices. [11:35] Ashlan     Don't let your guard down. This     place is filled with traps. [11:39] Fay     Ashlan? [11:42] Ashlan     Do my eyes deceive me? Fay's     standing right in front of me... [11:46] Ashlan     Is it some monster taking on his appearance? [11:48] Fay     I'm the real one. [11:50] Ashlan     You are?! [11:52] Ashlan     I guess it's been a while. [11:54] Fay     I'm glad to see you. [11:56] Fay     Let's exchange info on what we know     about conquering this labyrinth. [12:00] Ashlan     We'll respawn in different areas, so let's     create a spot where we can all meet. [12:05] Fay     Agreed. Ashlan, any ideas     about the save point? [12:09] Ashlan     It's probably in this locked room just ahead. [12:13] Ashlan     We've acquired one key,     but we're still missing one. [12:18] Nel     Would it be this one by chance? [12:20] Ashlan     That's it! [12:22] Ashlan     Go! [12:29] Fay     An execution site? SIGN    Golden Key Fragment + Silver Key Fragment SIGN    You've     crafted     the key     to the     execution     site. [12:31] Ashlan     There we go! We can move     forward now, you guys! [12:37] Ashlan     Fay, over here. [12:39] Pearl     This is definitely dangerous! [12:43] Ashlan     At times like these... [12:45] Ashlan     The bell of purity. It makes a noise     whenever a monster comes nearby. [12:50] Ashlan     And... [12:52] Ashlan     These clairvoyant glasses     allow us to find traps. [12:55] Ashlan     Neither item is responding, which means... [12:58] Pearl     This execution site is just     something to scare away players?! [13:02] Ashlan     Precisely! [13:18] Guy 2     Captain, there don't seem to be any traps. [13:21] Ashlan     My bell's not reacting, either. [13:23] Ashlan     But that's strange. Why isn't there anything     here? There's not even a treasure chest. [13:30] Leshea     What are you doing? [13:31] Fay     I'm checking for gimmicks.     Maybe like a hidden switch. [13:35] Leshea     Even when there's a huge     presence right before you? [13:38] Fay     Sorry, what? [13:39] Ashlan     What about me? [13:41] Leshea     No, not you. There's clearly     another presence there. [13:46] Nel     Master Fay, it's very faint, but I hear     something that sounds like breathing. [13:50] Fay     What? [13:51] Nel     Are these... sounds of sleeping? [13:55] Pearl     I-I just felt a warm wind against     my neck from over there. [14:01] Fay     But this is a closed room. [14:03] Fay     And the candle flames... The only thing     possible from all this evidence is... [14:10] Fay     Ashlan! [14:11] Fay     There's probably a raid boss here. [14:13] Ashlan     Then why isn't my bell reacting? [14:15] Fay     Well, what if they're asleep? [14:17] Ashlan     What? [14:18] Fay     If these breathing sounds belong to a     monster we can't see, it all makes sense. [14:22] Ashlan     So you're saying that in order to defeat     this thing, we have to wake it up? [14:25] Pearl     Exactly, Captain. We have the     alarm clock and the bugle. [14:30] Fay     I'll give it a shot. [14:32] Leshea     Me, too! I'll do an extra fancy number. [14:34] Fay     Everyone, stand back. [14:36] Ashlan     R-Right. [14:38] Fay     Let's go, Leshea! [14:39] Leshea     Sure. SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    The players     were destroyed. [14:59] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [15:03] Fay     What? [15:04] Pearl     What the heck was that?! [15:06] Pearl     I totally saw an onscreen that said     "destroyed" rather than damage taken! [15:11] Fay     Either way, we're getting further.     Let's try again. [15:15] Nel     But what about that boss? [15:17] Fay     I guess I'll have to talk to Ashlan. [15:19] Fay     They've played this game longer, [15:21] Fay     so they might have something     that can stop that attack. [15:27] Ashlan     The magic-deflecting shield. [15:29] Saki     We've determined that the rage arts     the Sleeping Lion used is a type of magic. [15:34] Saki     So the magic-deflecting shield should work. [15:37] Ashlan     We've created enough for everyone. [15:39] Ashlan     I don't know if it's a Sleeping Lion or     what, but let us humans show it who's boss. [15:46] Ashlan     Fay! Get them! [15:47] Fay     All right, here goes. SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    The players     were destroyed. [15:59] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [16:03] Pearl     I'm so tired of hearing that! SIGN    One more time SIGN    One more time [16:07] Meep     Oh, dear... SIGN    One more time [16:10] Fay     We're back. [16:11] Ashlan     This difficulty is completely broken! [16:13] Ashlan     How's it bypassing the magic deflection?! [16:16] Fay     Say, Nel. [16:17] Fay     Can you possibly use the kick you used     on the Golden Puffy Puff to deflect it? [16:21] Fay     If we trust the explanation of it     "rains down from the heavens," [16:24] Fay     the attack should be     coming from the ceiling. [16:29] Fay     Here we go. [16:30] Nel     R-Right. Come at me! SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    All the players     besides Nel     were destroyed. [16:45] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! [16:49] Nel     I'm so sorry! [16:51] Nel     But I know one thing's for certain. That     attack is thousands of rocks raining down. [16:57] Nel     I was only able to kick back about 1% of it. [17:05] Pearl     It feels like we're running out of ideas... SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    destroys     the players [17:11] Fay     That "destroys the players"     onscreen is emphasized. [17:15] Pearl     Huh? [17:16] Fay     That attack shouldn't have any     effect on anyone or anything else. [17:20] Fay     Nel kicked back, but the     Sleeping Lion was fine. SIGN    All the players     besides Nel     were destroyed. [17:24] Nel     Exactly! [17:26] Nel     I was able to kick back the     Golden Puffy Puff and defeat it, [17:29] Nel     but I can't seem to defeat the Sleeping Lion. [17:31] Fay     Meaning, we should just take cover     from the falling rocks. For example... SIGN    "Ordinary Umbrella" SIGN    Try using one when     it rains or snows SIGN    Try using one when     it rains or snows [17:42] Pearl     Oh, this is it! SIGN    Something     rains down     from the     heavens and     destroys     the players. SIGN    Rage Arts     of the     Sleeping     Lion SIGN    The players     were not     destroyed. [17:57] Ashlan     Heck yeah! We made it     through! We got through it! [18:01] Girl     Yay! [18:01] Fay     Not yet! [18:02] Fay     We're not even close to being done yet! [18:08] Guy 2     It's huge! [18:09] Ashlan     Step back, you guys! If any of you     bite it, we have to respawn again! [18:18] Leshea     One damage? [18:19] Leshea     Oh, no! I forgot I'm really weak right now! [18:24] Ashlan     Go, you guys! [18:32] Ashlan     Hey! Why did all our attacks     deal only one point of damage?! [18:35] Saki     Its remaining life has been revealed. [18:37] Saki     2,497,301! SIGN    Sleeping Lion [18:40] Saki     At this rate, we won't even     defeat it in ten years. [18:43] Ashlan     What's going on with this difficulty? SIGN    The Sleeping Lion's "Earth Shatter" destroys everything on land. [18:49] Fay     Crap! [18:49] Fay     Jump, everyone! [18:55] Ashlan     Damn it! It's still got cheat attacks. [18:58] Saki     N-No, it's working. SIGN    Sleeping Lion [19:01] Saki     Its remaining life is 1,785,789! [19:05] Ashlan     So that's it. [19:07] Ashlan     It also received damage because      that attack hit everything on the ground. [19:12] Fay     It's a war of attrition. [19:13] Fay     We're going to make that thing attack. [19:15] Ashlan     Attack, you guys. Once it     counterattacks, we all need to jump! [19:25] Fay     Here it comes! Jump! [19:29] Saki     Its remaining life is now 1,490,311. SIGN    Sleeping Lion [19:33] Saki     If we can make it repeat     that seven more times... [19:35] Ashlan     Give it your all! Just think of     it as jumping rope with ten people! SIGN    Sleeping Lion [20:01] Saki     Its remaining life is now 598! [20:04] Saki     If we can dodge it one more time,     it'll run out of hit points. [20:09] Ashlan     This is the last! [20:11] Ashlan     Saki?! [20:12] Nel     Move! [20:15] Nel     We just need to make sure     it doesn't come down, right? [20:22] Nel     Go back to sleep! [20:39] Ashlan     Heck yeah! SIGN    Bell of Revival [20:44] Pearl     Nel! [20:47] Nel     Wh-Whoa, Pearl?! [20:49] Pearl     I can't believe you kicked     back that final attack! [20:52] Pearl     No one would think of anything like that! [20:56] Nel     I was so desperate I barely     remember what happened. [20:59] Pearl     Even if you don't remember, the     victory item should be here. [21:03] Pearl     You should be the one to get it, Nel! [21:07] Nel     The bell of revival... [21:10] Nel     Considering the name, can it     bring back one of the players? [21:13] Fay     Don't ring it! It's a trap! [21:15] Nel and Pearl     Huh? [21:21] Pearl     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Why?! [21:23] Fay     It revived because of the bell! [21:26] Saki     The boss has been fully revived. [21:28] Saki     Its life is 2,500,000! [21:30] Pearl     This dungeon really sucks! [21:33] Nel     I'm so sorry! [21:35] Uroboros     Found you, little humans. [21:38] Uroboros     I have arrived! [21:42] Uroboros     I win this round of hide and seek! [21:44] Uroboros     I let my guard down the other day and lost,     but the Bookmaker made that loss go away [21:49] Uroboros     so now I am undefeated! [21:52] Pearl     Uh... who are you? [21:55] Uroboros     Oh? Don't tell me you've     forgotten the undefeated god. [21:59] Fay     That voice... Uroboros? [22:02] Uroboros     I said let's play again, but you     never came! I was so bored! [22:09] Fay     Crap! [22:10] Pearl     We're out of umbrellas. [22:12] Uroboros     Shut up. SIGN    Sleeping Lion SIGN    Received 87,991,000,300,000,199 damage [22:22] Uroboros     Honestly. I'm talking here, pup. 12 - The "Labyrinth" of Death and Rebirth: Luceimia Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Undefeated [00:02] Uroboros     Shut up. SIGN    Sleeping Lion SIGN    Received 87,991,000,300,000,199 damage [00:12] Uroboros     Honestly. I'm talking here, pup. [00:22] Ashlan     A-And to think we had     so much trouble with it... [00:26] Uroboros     Oh? Looks like something's coming out. SIGN    Undefeated [00:34] Ashlan     Th-The save item appeared?! SIGN    Save Item "Lion Heart" SIGN    Brave warriors,     you may     return here     at any time. SIGN    Player Name: "Ashlan Highrols" SIGN    Would you like to save? [00:44] Ashlan     I see! This must mean we     can return to our world! [00:48] ---      [00:49] Boy 1     We can go home! [00:49] Girl     Yay! [00:50] Uroboros     What are you so happy about? [00:52] Uroboros     That's just a regular save point, and     the next place you dive into SIGN    Undefeated [00:56] Uroboros     is the rest of this game     that you'll be forced to play. [00:59] Ashlan     Th-This might only be a temporary solution, [01:02] Ashlan     but with enough time, I'm sure we can— [01:04] Uroboros     You still haven't realized it? [01:07] Uroboros     This game doesn't end, does it? [01:17] Fay     This game... [01:19] Fay     has a bug preventing the story      from moving forward. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    Gods' Games We Play SIGN    The "Dark Labyrinth" of Death and Rebirth: Luceimia [02:56] Pearl     Wh-What do you mean there's a bug? [02:59] Fay     Do you remember the     legend Meep told us? [03:04] Pearl     Yes, because I was rather     shocked that the god died. [03:09] Fay     And in Meep's original explanation, [03:11] Fay     they mentioned that we could clear this     game if we defeated the last boss. [03:16] Leshea     The gods' games is a battle     between gods and humans. [03:19] Leshea     Which means that the last boss     of this labyrinth is a god. [03:24] Fay     But that god doesn't exist anymore. [03:27] Fay     Meaning that it's impossible to clear     this game by defeating the last boss. [03:31] All     What?! [03:32] Nel     Unbelievable! Completely conquering the     gods' games is humanity's greatest wish! [03:37] Nel     But you're saying that we're going     to be trapped in this game forever? [03:40] Ashlan     How could such an evil bug exist? [03:43] Fay     Could you return to     the real world at once [03:45] Fay     and tell Chief Secretary     Miranda the situation? [03:48] Fay     We'll try to get further     through this labyrinth. [03:51] Ashlan     What? [03:52] Ashlan     What are you going to do when     the last boss doesn't exist?! [03:54] Ashlan     How are you going to conquer this?! [03:56] Fay     Honestly, no idea. [03:57] All     What?! [03:58] Fay     But for now, I'm going to try to     get to the end of this labyrinth [04:02] Fay     to confirm if the last boss     is really dead or not. [04:06] Leshea     It's always more fun on     a more difficult setting! [04:08] Nel     No complaints from me. [04:10] Pearl     I-I'll also do my best! [04:12] Ashlan     All right! I promise we'll return. [04:22] Ashlan     All right! [04:28] Fay     Okay, let's try to conquer     this thing for real. [04:30] Pearl     Wh-What is that? [04:41] Meep     Congratulations! [04:45] Meep     You've successfully conquered the raid     boss... or so I'd like to say, but... [04:51] Meep     You've earned a yellow card! [04:53] Meep     We can't have other gods     clearing such important events! [04:57] Uroboros     That only happened because of that dumb pup! [04:59] Meep     If you do that again... [05:04] Meep     Okay, we are now entering dark labyrinth mode. SIGN    Dark Labyrinth Mode [05:07] Meep     As for what kind of change that entails... [05:09] Pearl     You don't need to explain!     We totally understand! [05:12] Pearl     We can clearly tell that     the difficulty went up. [05:14] Meep     The walls just changed color     due to a change of mood. [05:17] Pearl     That's it?! [05:19] Meep     There's a slight difference in     the monsters you'll encounter, [05:22] Meep     but you're going to be     wiped out hundreds of times, [05:25] Meep     so I'd just call it a margin of error. [05:27] Pearl     Could you not though?! [05:29] Meep     Good luck on that 100% completion! [05:33] Fay     Why? [05:34] Meep     Fight on! Fight on! Fight on! [05:34] Fay     Why do they try so confidently to get     us to completely conquer this labyrinth? [05:38] Fay     This game is completely broken. [05:42] Fay     Well, whatever. I guess I'll find out. [05:50] Nel     Okay. I'll take the lead here. [05:53] Fay     Are you going to be okay? [05:54] Nel     My Arise excels when it comes to evasion. [05:57] Nel     Let me deal with the traps. [06:11] Fay     Uh, Uroboros... How long are you... [06:14] Uroboros     Hold it right there! [06:15] Uroboros     I am undefeated. Therefore, I know all! [06:18] Uroboros     You want to play with me, don't you? [06:20] Uroboros     You see, I've prepared a new game for you. [06:24] Uroboros     It's extremely popular, so you'll     have to wait fifty years to play it. [06:27] Uroboros     But if you little humans want     to play with me that badly, [06:30] Uroboros     I guess I can invite you all! [06:32] Uroboros     Oh, what am I going to     do? I'm just so popular. [06:36] Fay     Er, honestly, you're not popular at all. [06:39] Uroboros     So yeah! I don't like intervening in other     gods' games, but I'll be tagging along! [06:44] Uroboros     Could you hurry it up though? [06:46] Pearl     Wait, are you going to     help us, Miss Undefeated? [06:49] Fay     You sure about this? You just got a penalty. [06:52] Uroboros     Whatever. [06:53] Fay     Hello?! [07:00] Pearl     Is something the matter? [07:03] Uroboros     There's a switch here. [07:05] Pearl     You can't just go carelessly touching things! [07:07] Uroboros     Gonna push the button. [07:11] Pearl     My eyes hurt! This is pepper spray! [07:15] Nel     Shh! [07:16] Nel     Be quiet! [07:27] Fay     I've got a bad feeling about this. [07:43] Harumph Fairy     Harumph. [07:44] Pearl     She's so cute! [07:48] Pearl     Look at how adorable she is!     How could an enemy be so cute?! [07:52] Harumph Fairy     Harumph? [07:53] Pearl     Y-You don't mind... if I     just touch you a little... [07:59] Harumph Fairy     Harumph! [08:00] Pearl     No! Harumph Fairy, come back! [08:02] Fay     Who exactly is the monster here? [08:06] Fay     Pearl, below you! [08:07] Pearl     Huh? [08:10] Pearl     No! What happened to my cute Puffy Puffs?! [08:13] Pearl     This is dark labyrinth mode? [08:17] Pearl     Wait, it doesn't hurt. [08:19] Nel     It looks so pathetic now. [08:21] Nel     Can we return it to normal somehow? [08:24] Nel     What's the matter, Puffy Puff?! [08:28] Pearl     Nel, you reek! [08:30] Nel     N-No! What smells is this stomach acid! [08:34] Nel     It threw up again! [08:35] Pearl     It smells so bad! [08:37] Fay     Leave it! Let's go! [08:39] Pearl     Right! [08:45] Leshea     Hey, what's that door? [08:48] Pearl     A treasure room? That's definitely     an event-related room! SIGN    Treasure Room [08:54] Pearl     It seems to be locked. [08:55] Fay     The key's probably somewhere     along the path we just ran. [09:00] Fay     Maybe one of the monsters     we encounter will drop one. [09:02] Fay     Let's go back and check from the start. [09:07] Pizaplin     Oh? Some wanderers? [09:12] Pizaplin     I am the angel Pizaristed     Plinkethewmerkelbrilliant III. [09:19] Pizaplin     I am known as the most     loving and merciful to the [09:22] Pizaplin     lost little lambs of this labyrinth. [09:26] Pearl     Oho! Your name is too long, so I'm     just gonna call you Angel Pizaplin! [09:31] Pizaplin     Very well. [09:32] Fay     He accepted it?! [09:34] Leshea     But that name is awful. [09:36] Nel     The most merciful angel in this labyrinth... [09:39] Nel     He clearly is. [09:41] Pizaplin     You are truly blessed. [09:45] Pizaplin     I shall grant you a single wish. [09:48] Pearl     R-Really? Then could you give     us the key to this door? [09:52] Pizaplin     Very well. [09:59] Pearl     What's the matter, Pizaplin? [10:02] Pizaplin     How... [10:07] Pizaplin     disgusting! [10:09] Pearl     What? [10:10] Pizaplin     I shall grant your wish...     with your purification! [10:16] Pizaplin     Be reborn as beautiful souls! SIGN    The angel used "Purifying Light -Purify-"     The tainted 2 were destroyed. [10:31] Meep     Now, let your epic adventure begin! SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [10:40] Fay     So the trick is if we're dirty, it makes     that angel angry, and he destroys us. [10:46] Pearl     I guess Nel must've really stunk. [10:48] Nel     This is your fault, too, Pearl! That     thing clearly said "tainted 2"! [10:53] Fay     By the way, I guess you end up respawning     too as a part of this team, Uroboros. [10:57] Uroboros     Huh?! [10:59] Uroboros     A part of your team...? [11:01] Uroboros     I'm a part of the little humans' team...? [11:07] Uroboros     Well, if you insist. [11:08] Uroboros     I'm a super-rare god that you rarely     ever get the chance to team up with, [11:13] Uroboros     but considering the game     system, I guess I don't mind. [11:16] Uroboros     Oh, goodness, you little     humans just love me so much! [11:17] Meep     Oh? You've conquered one more thing. [11:21] Meep     By pushing the pepper-trap button,     your unlock percentage went up 0.1%. [11:28] Pearl     Wow, that number really doesn't matter. [11:31] Fay     All right. For now, we     don't have any questions. [11:34] Fay     We'll just try one more time. SIGN    Take Two [11:37] Fay     It's a bit troublesome that the nature of     the monsters has changed in dark labyrinth mode. [11:42] Fay     If we get hit with Zombie     Puffy Puff's stomach acid, [11:44] Fay     the Angel Pizaplin becomes enraged. [11:49] Leshea     The bell that the Harumph Fairy had     might be attracting other monsters. [11:56] Fay     Yeah. I think the key here     is to not be found by them. [12:06] Nel     I hear a waterfall. [12:12] Pearl     It's a real waterfall! [12:15] Leshea     Hey, Fay! Look over there! [12:18] Fay     A treasure chest? [12:20] Leshea     Maybe it contains the key     to the treasure room. [12:28] Leshea     Here we go. [12:34] Pearl     Er... What exactly is all of this? [12:37] Pearl     Pieces of cloth? [12:40] Leshea     There's no doubt about it! [12:42] Leshea     They're swimsuits! SIGN    "Swimsuits" (Unable to craft) SIGN    Please use when     entering the waterfall [12:43] Pearl     Huh? [12:46] Leshea     And this super-sized     one... must be for Pearl! [12:50] Pearl     It's so cute. [12:52] Pearl     Wait, there's no way that's right! SIGN    Undefeated [12:56] Pearl     Let's forget about that silly     little area and proceed. [13:02] Pearl     What's this?! [13:04] Pearl     A-ha! I've got it! [13:06] Pearl     Everyone! Please do not     go near those paintings. [13:09] Pearl     If you get too close, one of those assassin     apples will fly out of the paintings! [13:21] Nel     Huh? [13:23] Nel     Are you okay? [13:24] Pearl     Ow... [13:26] Nel     I thought we might have to respawn. [13:28] Pearl     I guess the assassin apples were     also affected by dark labyrinth mode. [13:33] Pearl     Just like Puffy Puff turned     into Zombie Puffy Puff, [13:36] Pearl     the apple's rotten inside, so I was spared. [13:40] Pizaplin     Oh? Some wanderers? [13:43] Pearl     Pizaplin! [13:45] Pizaplin     Indeed. I shall grant you     one wish to help you out. [13:51] Pearl     Um... you said that earlier but sorta wiped     out our party. Will you really help us? [13:57] Pizaplin     But of course. [13:58] Pearl     In that case, please tell us where     the key to the treasure room is! [14:03] Pizaplin     Such a simple request. [14:06] Pizaplin     In that case, let us... [14:09] Fay     Welp, I have a bad feeling about this. [14:13] Pizaplin     How disgusting! [14:14] Pearl     B-But! The Harumph Fairy didn't find us! [14:18] Pearl     And we weren't hit with Zombie     Puffy Puff's stomach acid! [14:23] Pearl     Huh? Wha? [14:24] Pizaplin     Be reborn as beautiful souls! SIGN    The angel used "Purifying Light -Purify-"     Pearl, who was tainted in the back of the head, was destroyed. [14:34] Pearl     Who are you calling tainted?! [14:36] Pearl     Curse that angel... he     won't get away with this! SIGN    Take Three [14:48] Pearl     Yay! I did it! Now, where is     the key to the treasure room? [14:58] Pearl     Huh? [15:00] Pearl     But why? We worked so hard to     make it through the painting zone [15:04] Pearl     and ended up here without     being able to find the key. [15:07] Pizaplin     Oh? Some wanderers? [15:10] Pearl     Angel Pizaplin?! [15:12] Fay     Again?! [15:13] Nel     But wait, we haven't been doused     in any disgusting liquid. [15:16] Pearl     Angel Pizaplin. [15:18] Pearl     You said you were the bringer of good luck. [15:20] Pearl     You said you'd grant our wish. [15:23] Pizaplin     Precisely. [15:24] Pizaplin     However, that only applies     to those pure and clean. [15:29] Pizaplin     Having a better look at all of     you... none of you are tainted. [15:34] Pizaplin     I shall reward your cleanliness     and grant your wish. [15:39] Pearl     Then could you give us the key to...     No, could you open the treasure room? [15:44] Pizaplin     Very well. [15:47] Fay     Welp... [15:48] Pizaplin     How putrid... This putrid smell... [15:51] Pizaplin     You must've been tainted by the Zombie Puffy     Puff's stomach acid in a previous life! [15:56] Pizaplin     And hit with a rotten apple! [15:57] Pearl     W-Wait, what? [16:03] Fay     Well, that was a completely new pattern. [16:07] Fay     To think there's a monster that carries     over experience just like players do. [16:13] Leshea     That smell is gonna be trouble. [16:15] Fay     All right, let's do take four. [16:19] Fay     What's the matter? [16:23] Pearl     Smell... [16:25] (Flashback) Nel     What smells is this stomach acid! [16:28] (Flashback) Pizaplin     This putrid smell... [16:29] (Flashback) Pizaplin     You must've been tainted by the Zombie Puffy     Puff's stomach acid in a previous life! [16:35] Nel     It won't come off... [16:40] Pearl     I figured out how to open the treasure room! [16:44] Nel     When it comes to smells... [16:45] Pearl     A girl's hair is her life!     We're experts at this! [16:49] Pearl     Which means... [16:51] Pearl     That was our hint. [16:55] Leshea     I see. [16:57] Uroboros     I'll do it, too. [16:59] Fay     Um... [17:01] Nel     Leave this to us! [17:04] Pearl     You can just wait in front     of the treasure room, Fay. [17:07] Pearl     We'll go get prepared. [17:09] Fay     Prepared? [17:11] Nel     Let's go. [17:12] Pearl     Yes! Let's! [17:17] Leshea     Looks like we've found     what makes this dungeon good. [17:20] Leshea     None of us want a difficulty     only you and I can conquer. [17:24] Leshea     Any game that allows     those two to say, "Leave this to us," [17:27] Leshea     is surely a good game. [17:34] Fay     As Leshea said, perhaps this     is how gods' games should be. [17:40] Fay     We can only see true victory when everyone     on the team starts to show their smarts. [17:47] Nel     Sorry to keep you waiting, Master Fay. [17:49] Fay     Are you ready now? [17:51] Pearl     Yes! Watch this! SIGN    Undefeated [17:54] Pearl     Come on out, Angel Pizaplin! [18:00] Pizaplin     Someone has summoned me. [18:03] Pizaplin     Oh? SIGN    Undefeated SIGN    Undefeated [18:14] Pizaplin     How pure. [18:17] Pizaplin     Now, go forth. [18:20] Pearl     Yay! [18:21] Nel     We did it! [18:23] Fay     You really did it. [18:25] Fay     Now, could you tell me the trick behind this? [18:28] Pearl     That angel disliked dirty things. [18:32] Pearl     And the smell that was on us didn't     go away even after we respawned. [18:37] Pearl     But... [18:38] Pearl     Do you really think girls our age could      live with being told that we smell? [18:43] Fay     Uh... [18:44] Pearl     I tend to sweat a lot... so I usually     use deodorants and perfumes. [18:50] Pearl     I also use conditioner that smells nice. [18:54] Pearl     But the most useful thing     to do in this situation... [18:58] Nel     ...is to take a bath. [19:00] Fay     So you took a bath. [19:04] Nel     That waterfall should be     able to wash off the smell. [19:07] Nel     Meaning, the swimsuits     in the treasure chest... [19:09] Nel     were the actual key. It's just... [19:13] Pearl     We were just supposed to get rid of     the smell, but we ended up playing. SIGN    Undefeated [19:30] (Flashback) Leshea     This is a huge discovery! [19:45] (Flashback) Uroboros     You're wide open. [19:46] (Flashback) Leshea     Now you've done it! [20:08] (Flashback) Uroboros     Hiyah! SIGN    Undefeated [20:23] Pearl     A-Anyway! [20:24] Pearl     Well? Were we able to help? [20:30] Pearl     Fay? [20:31] Fay     Of course! [20:35] Fay     It's all thanks to you both, Pearl and     Nel! I'm glad you're on our team! [20:49] Pearl     Wow, there's jewels everywhere! [20:52] Nel     What an amazing room! [20:55] Leshea     Hey, look. SIGN    Item: "Master Key to the Treasure Room" SIGN    Increases     held items     from     2 to 100 SIGN    Even if the     party falls,     items will     not be lost [21:08] Leshea     The limit's gone now, so we can carry     even more powerful items with us! [21:14] Meep     Congratulations! The last boss     is finally about to appear! [21:20] Meep     Five customers coming in! [21:29] Fay     Seriously?! A pitfall?! SIGN    Mal-ra branch office of the Arcane Court [21:37] Kelritch     It looks like we've been permitted     to dive into the labyrinth. [21:41] Kelritch     We will be the secondary rescue team. [21:43] Dax     Well done, Kelritch. [21:51] Dax     Fay... We were always destined to meet again. [21:56] Dax     This labyrinth is our new crossroads! [22:01] Kelritch     You call this fate, but you're     personally the one going to see him. [22:05] Dax     Wait for me, Fay! I am     about to join the match! 13 - Good Game Well Played Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Fay     Seriously?! A pitfall?! [00:18] Leshea     Look. [00:22] Uroboros     Oho... this must be... [00:25] Nel     ... the field for the final boss fight. SIGN    I lay here [00:35] Fay     "I lay here." [00:39] Fay     "I lay here." [00:41] Fay     "There aren't any humans who conquered this     game, so I got sick of it all. Goodbye." [00:49] Fay     I know we predicted this, but to think     they're this casual about it... [00:54] Nel     So with the last boss dead, is it     even possible to clear this game? [00:58] Fay     If it's impossible to conquer this game     because the last boss is absent, [01:01] Fay     we just have to revive and defeat them. [01:03] Nel     Wha?! [01:04] Pearl     How does that even work?! [01:06] Leshea     Oh! I think it's actually possible. [01:08] Leshea     Because this place is the     Labyrinth of Death and Rebirth. [01:12] Leshea     So it's a labyrinth where you     can be reborn after death. [01:14] Fay     Yes. A huge part of this game is rebirth. [01:19] Fay     We players and monsters have     equally revived at the respawn. [01:25] Fay     In that case, the god should revive, too. [01:31] Pearl     That's... [01:35] Pearl     The bell of revival! [01:37] Fay     Yeah. [01:43] Pearl     Okay, last boss! Be reborn! [01:55] Pearl     Nothing's happening! [01:58] Fay     "There aren't any humans who conquered     this game, so I got sick of it all." [02:02] Fay     Which means that they're asking us     to completely conquer this labyrinth. [02:07] Pearl     The unlock percentage! [02:08] Fay     Yeah. The unlock percentage [02:10] Fay     is the score showing how close we are     to freeing the god from their grave. [02:15] Fay     Exploring every part of this     labyrinth, conquering all the gimmicks, [02:19] Fay     beating every boss, and obtaining every item     will get us an unlock percentage of 100%. [02:24] Fay     That's how we're going to revive the god. [02:26] Pearl     But that's impossible! [02:28] Nel     That's going to take thousands of hours. [02:30] Fay     Yeah, that's why we're all doing this. [02:33] Fay     The two hundred who have been lost in     this labyrinth for hundreds of hours... [02:38] Fay     And then the fifty including us, the     first squad, and the rescue team. [02:42] Fay     We'll meet up and exchange information! [02:53] Ashlan     Whoa! [02:54] Ashlan     All of these are ultra rare! [02:57] Ashlan     How much time did you guys     spend gathering all this stuff? [03:00] Fay     It's a huge help to have you back. [03:02] Ashlan     Right... [03:09] Ashlan     Whoa! [03:10] Ashlan     Is this a map of the whole place?! [03:15] Fay     If you obtain a rare item,     please drop it off here. [03:19] Ashlan     Okay. [03:21] Fay     As long as you have this Master     Key to the Treasure Room, [03:23] Fay     you can basically hold as     many items as you want. [03:26] Ashlan     Wow, that's crazy! [03:28] Pearl     Fay! [03:29] Pearl     We've made a huge discovery! [03:31] Pearl     Take a look at this. [03:34] Fay     Hey, isn't that... [03:38] Pearl     We decided to bathe the Zombie Puffy     Puffs in the waterfall like we did. [03:51] Pearl     And then they returned to      being adorable little Puffy Puffs! [03:57] Nel     That's not all! [03:59] Nel     By returning all the Zombie     Puffy Puffs back to normal, [04:02] Nel     we were thanked and led to     the Valley of the Puffy Puffs. [04:11] Leshea     We also received this! [04:13] Leshea     Apparently we can use this to explore     without being attacked by Puffy Puffs. SIGN    "Crest of the Puffy Puffs"     Become friends with the Puffy Puffs [04:19] Fay     Anyway, I hope you'll help us out. [04:22] Ashlan     Sure! SIGN    Ruin Branch Office "Blaze"     Captain Ashlan SIGN    Mal-ra Branch Office "Archangel"     Captain Camilla SIGN    Fisshara Branch Office "Mystical Tutor"     Captain Ezraiz SIGN    Casshin Branch Office "Legacy"     Captain Lanios SIGN    Pol-ah Branch Office "Setsugekka"     Captain Nayuta [04:38] Leshea     Area bosses are tough, [04:41] Leshea     but I'm pretty sure we can defeat them     if we keep respawning and fighting them. [04:45] Leshea     The hardest part of getting     an unlock percentage of 100% [04:49] Leshea     is probably trying to find      all of the secret events. [04:55] Ashlan     There it is again! SIGN    New Area Boss     King Eraser [04:59] Ashlan     That thing's got such a stupid     name, so why's it so strong?! [05:02] Camilla     How're we supposed to defeat that thing     when we insta-die if we touch it?! SIGN    New Area     Forest of the Assassin Apples [05:13] Pearl     We're all working very hard...     so I'm sure we'll find them! [05:17] Fay     You're right! [05:33] Nel     It's a hidden door. [05:40] Pearl     There's nothing but junk. [05:45] Fay     This is... [05:51] Nel     Look at this ruby! [05:54] Fay     Huh... I didn't know rubies were so sparkly. [05:57] Uroboros     Hold it! SIGN    Undefeated [05:58] Uroboros     My eyes are way prettier! [06:01] Uroboros     Remember? I gave it to you guys. [06:03] Uroboros     Compared to my eyes, this puny ruby is... [06:07] Sphinx     I've been waiting for you! [06:15] Sphinx     I am Sphinx the Guardian! [06:18] Pearl     S-Sorry, what?! [06:20] Fay     Is this thing a raid boss?! [06:22] Sphinx     Everything you've fought so far, even     the other raid bosses, are the weakest! [06:27] Sphinx     But I am different! [06:30] Sphinx     Behold! My true form! [06:42] Sphinx     Once I engage my battle mode,     no Arise will work on me! [06:48] Sphinx     I shall squash you all like the bugs you are! [06:54] Uroboros     Shut up. SIGN    Sphinx received 96,198,030,879,910,199 damage     Sphinx was defeated [07:04] Uroboros     Darn it. I was in the middle     of talking, kitty cat. [07:08] Uroboros     Oh, crap. [07:13] Meep     You did it again. You're outta here. SIGN    Undefeated [07:17] Uroboros     Welp... there's not much I can do. [07:20] Uroboros     I guess I'm heading back     to the human world first. [07:22] Uroboros     Hurry up and clear this thing and head back. [07:28] Pearl     She just got booted. [07:33] Fay     Well, she said "clear this     thing and head back"... [07:36] Fay     so she must mean "don't come back     until you clear this thing." [07:40] Fay     Guess we'll have to live     up to her expectations. SIGN    Gods' Games We Play [07:52] Ashlan     I'm exhausted. I can't move another inch. [07:56] Camilla     I've used up all of my energy... [08:04] Pearl     Fay! [08:06] Pearl     We found it! [08:08] Pearl     We found the last gimmick! [08:19] Nel     There are dice enshrined      in this strange place... [08:23] Leshea     "Make them all one," it says. [08:27] Fay     So it's saying to get a     one on all these dice. [08:37] Fay     The odds pretty much suck when you're     dealing with them all being 24-sided dice. [08:40] Leshea     You might pull it off if you throw     them about 200 million times. [08:43] Dax     I've finally found you, Fay. [08:47] Fay     Dax?! [08:49] Dax     It appears as though fate     beckons us to be together. [09:04] Fay     What are you doing? [09:05] Dax     It's dirty, and that bothers me. [09:07] Dax     If I'm going to throw     this die, it must shine! [09:11] Fay     So you're going to throw the die? [09:14] Dax     And done! Behold this glimmer! [09:21] Dax     The time has come! [09:22] Dax     Gather round, messengers of fate! [09:24] Dax     We shall welcome a new age     and open the doors to success! [09:29] Dax     I call this Dax Dice! [09:37] Fay     No way! [09:40] Kelritch     That's just how he is. SIGN    Item "Clear Mirror of Dawn"     Overturns full party defeat only once [09:59] Pearl     We've finally completed everything! [10:04] Fay     You're heading back already? [10:07] Dax     We are rivals led by fate     until the end of time. [10:12] Dax     But let us battle again at another time. [10:16] Kelritch     "Considering there might still be some     players that haven't been able to return, [10:20] Kelritch     finding them takes priority," [10:22] Kelritch     is what he's saying. [10:23] Fay     Huh... [10:27] Fay     That's great. Thanks, Dax. [10:33] Kelritch     Let us meet again. [10:39] Nel     What?! [10:41] Pearl     N-No way! Why?! [10:46] Fay     We have 0.001% left? [10:50] Pearl     We've searched every millimeter     of this labyrinth, [10:53] Pearl     so I really thought this was the end. [10:57] Fay     That's it! [10:58] Fay     The only thing left is something     that's not in the labyrinth! [11:02] Fay     When did the unlock percentage show     up? When we entered the labyrinth? [11:07] Fay     No. [11:09] (Flashback) Pearl     Huh? What's this number? [11:13] Fay     If we could only reach 100%      from within the labyrinth, [11:15] Fay     the number would've shown up     after we entered the labyrinth. [11:18] Fay     But since it showed up before that... [11:25] Nel     That's right! There's this giant hole! [11:29] Fay     This is the last thing. Let's go! [11:39] Pearl     We did it! [11:47] Fay     I see. [11:54] Fay     That giant hole... [11:55] Fay     was the quickest way to the deepest     part of the labyrinth from the start. [12:01] Pearl     Okay, god. We cleared all the requirements! [12:04] Pearl     Respawn now! [12:09] Fay     It's time to review our answers. [12:11] Fay     The challengers you've been waiting     for are finally here! Come on out! [12:30] Anubis     I am Anubis, the God of the Underworld. [12:33] Anubis     I am the one who created this     game, as well as the last boss! SIGN    VS ???? SIGN    Elements SIGN    "The Labyrinth of      Death and Rebirth     Luceimia" SIGN     VS Anubis the     God of the     Underworld SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    Defeat the     God of the     Underworld.     "But defeat     requirements     unknown" SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    The players     have to     respawn SIGN    Hidden Rule SIGN    Every item     collected in     the Luceimia     Labyrinth     may be used [12:48] Anubis     Now, let us play, humans! [12:56] Miranda     We're counting on you, Fay! [12:59] Anubis     Come forth, my adorable pets! [13:03] Anubis     Hundred Beast Summon! [13:19] Fay     Now, hang on! Summoning all     these guys at once is cheating! [13:24] Anubis     These are empowered creatures     that I raised myself. [13:27] Anubis     First, Sleeping Lion! [13:29] Anubis     Deal out your special attack! [13:36] Fay     Everyone, equip that immediately! SIGN    Sleeping Lion     EX's Rage Art SIGN    "A downpour from     heaven destroys     everything." SIGN    Everything in the     area was destroyed. [14:11] Pearl     Huh? They're all gone. [14:16] Anubis     You fool! Why would you destroy     all your monster friends?! [14:22] Fay     I see! [14:24] Fay     That must be it! [14:27] Fay     Her weakness is... [14:29] Fay     she's a dunce! [14:31] Anubis     Who are you calling stupid?! [14:35] Pearl     You, you dummy. [14:36] Pearl     This is the Final Showdown     Weapon Megalis Rocket! [14:39] Pearl     Any boss takes only one hit! [15:01] Anubis     You naïve little girl. [15:03] Anubis     Did you really think such a flimsy     attack could take me down? [15:07] Pearl     You're the one who gave it the     name "Final Showdown Weapon!" [15:10] Anubis     If I did, I forgot. [15:11] Pearl     What does that even mean?! [15:13] Anubis     A hundred Golden Puffy Puffs... [15:15] Anubis     I summon you! [15:22] Pearl     There's way too many of them! [15:24] Anubis     And then... [15:25] Anubis     Ultimate Technique: God Eraser! [15:29] Anubis     You'll all be annihilated in 70 seconds! [15:32] Anubis     Let's see... I am the creator     of the dark dawn. And, uh... [15:38] Pearl     It's impossible to defeat     100 Golden Puffy Puffs [15:40] Pearl     and stop that insane-sounding attack! [15:44] Leshea     You think so? [15:45] Pearl     Huh? [15:46] Leshea     With this Crest of the Puffy Puffs,     |we can avoid fighting all Puffy Puffs! [16:02] Fay     Okay, now it's our turn! [16:03] Fay     She can't move right now! [16:03] Anubis     I... huh?! [16:08] Pearl     Time to concentrate fire on her! [16:09] Anubis     Never mind about the chanting! [16:11] Anubis     I'm making it so that the God Eraser     can be summoned without chanting! [16:14] Fay     Huh? [16:15] Anubis     God Eraser! [16:19] Anubis     Fire! SIGN    The players     have all been     defeated SIGN    Brought back     to life only     once from the     Clear Mirror     of Dawn's effect [16:39] Fay     Now, wait a minute! [16:41] Fay     What the hell was up with that     last-second rule change?! [16:43] Anubis     Well, I am the last boss! [16:45] Anubis     I will show you my greatest spell! [16:48] Anubis     Applying insta-death damage     to everyone on land! [16:53] Fay     Everyone, jump! [16:55] Anubis     Ah, well done. [16:57] Anubis     Now for the second greatest spell! [16:59] Anubis     Applying insta-death damage     to everything in the sky! [17:03] Fay     Duck! [17:07] Anubis     Wow, this is so exciting! Games are so great! [17:12] Fay     No fair! Despite how shitty this game is, [17:15] Fay     if you look that happy, we're just     going to want to keep playing! [17:18] Anubis     Now, then... I'm going to try     God Eraser one more time! [17:22] Anubis     Of course, the necessary     chanting time is zero! [17:25] Fay     Then if we use an item... [17:27] Anubis     Locking away all your items! SIGN    Additional Rule "Item Seal"     Gamemaster prohibits the use of items [17:37] Anubis     Okay, here we go. God Eraser! [17:43] Nel     Moment... [17:44] Nel     Reversal! [17:57] Fay     Nel! [18:05] Anubis     Not bad. [18:07] Anubis     This next one is going     to be my biggest attack! [18:10] Anubis     I will blow away this whole coliseum! [18:15] Fay     Coliseum... That's it! [18:18] Nel     Huh? [18:20] Fay     That was a hint just now!     We're getting outta here! [18:23] Nel     I-I'm sorry, Master Fay. [18:26] Fay     Thanks. We'll take care of the rest. [18:31] Fay     Let's retreat! [18:32] Anubis     You won't get away! [18:36] Sphinx     You shall not pass! [18:39] Pearl     The exit... [18:41] Leshea     Leave it to me! [18:45] Anubis     Blow away! [18:51] Leshea     Out of the way! [18:54] Pearl     The Wandering! [18:58] Anubis     God... Eraser! [19:08] Fay     Jump in! [19:38] Pearl     Where's the god?! [20:06] Anubis     I am content. [20:17] Anubis     That was truly fun. Well done     playing every last part of my game. [20:22] Anubis     Each item, each area, each event... It     must have been an impossible journey. [20:28] Anubis     I could clearly feel all the     passion you put towards this game. [20:33] Anubis     In the end, that's what I wanted to test. [20:37] Anubis     So... [20:39] Anubis     you win. [20:45] Nel     We did it! [20:49] Pearl     We really did it! [20:49] Leshea     That was a crazy game. [20:52] Anubis     Here is a gift for you. [20:55] Anubis     It would be pointless if this just     ended with me having all the fun. [20:58] Anubis     I will give you that key. [21:05] Anubis     I am content. [21:08] Anubis     I would love to play again,      so revive me sometime. [21:17] Fay     Well don't just die! SIGN    VS Anubis     of Life and     Death SIGN    Labyrinth Escape     Game SIGN    Completion Time:     Unknown SIGN    (The Arcane Court     is currently calculating     the time) SIGN    Victory SIGN    Victory     Condition SIGN    Defeat the last boss     in the deepest depth     of the labyrinth SIGN    Loss     Condition SIGN    None SIGN    Dropped     Item SIGN    The True     Master     Key to     the     Treasure     Room SIGN    Difficulty     of     obtaining     item:     Mythical SIGN    Summon     items from     the Luceimia     Labyrinth [21:49] Fay     We're back. [21:56] Miranda     Welcome back, everyone. Good game. [21:59] Miranda     The labyrinth game of no return ended     up being an unprecedented ordeal, [22:04] Miranda     but everyone was able to return     because you cleared the game. [22:07] Miranda     You all did amazing! [22:10] Pearl     I'm done! [22:11] Nel     That was an intense game... [22:14] Pearl     Now I can finally get some rest... [22:17] Leshea     What are you talking about? We're     ready to head into the next game! [22:21] Pearl     What?! [22:22] Uroboros     Exactly! [22:24] Uroboros     Little humans! Let us battle with my game! [22:27] Fay     Uh... [22:28] Leshea     Fay, let's play     the next game. [22:31] Uroboros     My game     comes first! [22:33] Leshea     We already played yours once.     Yours comes later! You hear me?! [22:42] Fay     All right, let's do this thing! [22:45] Leshea     That's right, Fay! [22:47] Leshea     We can play to our hearts' content again! [23:00] Fay     Yeah. [23:03] Miranda     Can we count on you to     complete the gods' games? [23:07] Fay     I'm just going to have fun like I always do. [23:12] Fay     With this team. [23:14] Pearl     Oh, what are we going to do with you? [23:16] Nel     If you insist, Master Fay! [23:29] Leshea     Isn't this exciting? [23:31] Fay     Yeah. This is... SIGN    Undefeated [23:35] Fay     the beginning of our new game!