GOBLIN SLAYER
"I'm not saving the world. I just kill goblins."

Rumor has it that, in a certain guild in the middle of nowhere, there is an extraordinary man who has climbed all the way to the Silver rank just by killing goblins. At the same guild, a priestess who's just become a new adventurer has formed her first party... and the man who ends up rescuing that party when they get into trouble is none other than the Goblin Slayer.

Season 1

1 - The Fate of Particular Adventurers
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[00:37] Priestess
    I want to be an adventurer!
[00:52] Guild Girl
    Can you read and write?
[00:56] Priestess
    Yes, I learned how at the temple.
[00:58] Guild girl
    Then please fill this out.
[01:04] Adventurer A
    How was dealing with the
    manticore at the pass?
[01:07] Adventurer B
    It wasn't too bad.
SIGN    The Fate of Particular Adventurers
[01:10] Adventurer C
    Hey, I heard that a demon lord
    appeared in the capital,
[01:12] Adventurer C
    and it's the perfect time to head
    over there to earn some coin.
[01:16] Adventurer D
    I'm sure I could at least
    handle a low-level demon.
[01:22] Guild girl
    So you're fifteen and
    your job is a priestess.
[01:26] Priestess
    Yes.
[01:27] Priestess
    I'm an adult now, so I wanted
    to help other adventurers.
[01:33] Guild girl
    This will act as your ID in the guild.
[01:37] Guild girl
    There are ten ranks of adventurers,
    and platinum is the highest rank.
[01:41] Guild girl
    Next is gold,
[01:43] Guild girl
    but the highest-ranked out in
    the field would be the silvers.
[01:48] Guild girl
    Your identification tag shows
    that your rank is porcelain,
[01:52] Guild girl
    the lowest rank for adventurers.
[01:54] Priestess
    So I'm a beginner.
[01:56] Guild girl
    Yes.
[01:57] Guild girl
    It will also help identify you if
    something were to happen to you,
[02:01] Guild girl
    so make sure not to lose it.
[02:03] Priestess
    Yes, ma'am.
[02:04] Guild girl
    And that ends your registration.
[02:06] Guild girl
    You can find quests on the board there.
[02:09] Guild girl
    Please go ahead and find one
    suitable for your rank.
[02:12] Guild girl
    Or you could join a veteran
    adventurer's party and—
[02:15] Warrior
    Hey, wanna go adventuring with us?
[02:18] Priestess
    Huh?
[02:18] Warrior
    You're a priestess, right?
[02:21] Warrior
    My party's missing a priest,
    but we've got an urgent quest to do,
[02:25] Warrior
    so we were looking for
    at least one more person.
[02:28] Warrior
    Would you come with us?
[02:29] Priestess
    An urgent quest?
[02:32] Warrior
    We're gonna go slay some goblins.
[02:35] Priestess
    Goblins?
[02:37] Warrior
    Yeah, they attacked a village,
    stole supplies and livestock,
[02:41] Warrior
    and even kidnapped some girls.
[02:44] Warrior
    We need to hurry up and save them.
[02:46] Guild girl
    Um... You're all porcelain-ranked, right?
[02:50] Guild girl
    I'm sure if you wait a little while,
    other adventurers will show up...
[02:54] Warrior
    With the four of us, we shouldn't have
    any trouble dealing with goblins.
[02:58] Warrior
    Right?
[03:00] Fighter
    Come with us.
[03:02] Wizard
    Make up your mind already.
[03:08] Priestess
    Okay. If you think that I can help you.
[03:11] Warrior
    All right! We can finally go on an adventure!
[03:14] Fighter
    Yeah! It's great to have you!
[03:14] Warrior
    Welcome aboard!
[03:16] Warrior
    Now slaying goblins will be a breeze!
[03:18] Wizard
    Calm down.
[03:20] Fighter
    Well, if things get hairy,
    I'll take care of it!
[03:43] Priestess
    Um... Are you sure we should
    suddenly barge in here?
[03:48] Priestess
    Maybe we should go back
    and prepare a bit more...
[03:51] Wizard
    Huh? We've come this far,
    and you bring that up now?
[03:55] Warrior
    You're such a worrywart.
[03:57] Warrior
    Goblins are as small as children,
    and just as dumb, too.
[04:00] Warrior
    They're the weakest
    monsters you can run into.
[04:02] Warrior
    I even managed to chase away some
    that came to my village once!
[04:06] Fighter
    That's not even worth bragging about.
[04:09] Warrior
    I'm sure we'd be able to handle things,
    even if we ran into like a dragon!
[04:13] Wizard
    You're getting ahead of yourself,
     but yeah, we'll eventually get there.
[04:17] Warrior
    One day, I'm gonna be a dragon slayer!
[04:21] Warrior
    Wh-Whoa!
[04:25] Fighter
    Even if that idiot can't cut them all down,
[04:27] Fighter
    I'll beat them down with my bare hands.
[04:29] Fighter
    Don't you worry.
[04:32] Fighter
    Besides, she's a wizard who graduated
    from the Sages' Academy in the capital.
[04:42] Warrior
    Okay, that's enough talking. Let's go.
[04:49] Priestess
    Do any of you have any potions?
[04:53] Warrior
    Nope!
[04:55] Warrior
    We didn't have the time or
    money to do any shopping.
[04:58] Priestess
    Huh?
[04:59] Warrior
    Besides, I'm worried about
    those kidnapped girls.
[05:02] Warrior
    And if we do get hurt, you'll heal us, right?
[05:05] Priestess
    I do have the miracles of
    healing and light, but...
[05:11] Priestess
    I can only use them three times...
[05:13] Warrior
    Hold up!
[05:21] Warrior
    What the heck is this?
[05:23] Fighter
    There was one at the entrance, too.
[05:25] Warrior
    Was there?
[05:27] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[05:29] Priestess
    please provide us protection
    as we step into the darkness.
[05:32] Wizard
    Come on, we're falling behind.
    The other two ran ahead.
[05:37] Priestess
    I'm sorry.
[05:50] Wizard
    What's the matter now?
[05:51] Priestess
    I thought I just heard a sound...
[05:54] Wizard
    From where?
[05:56] Priestess
    From behind us, I think...
[06:01] Wizard
    We've only come straight from the entrance.
[06:05] Wizard
    There's no way they'd be behind—
[06:11] Wizard
    Goblins!
[06:21] Wizard
    Sagitta... inflammarae... radius!
[06:27] Wizard
    Firebolt!
[06:29] Wizard
    I got one!
[06:35] Wizard
    Sagitta inflammarae radius!
[06:46] Wizard
    G-Give that back!
[06:56] Priestess
    Get away from her!
[07:13] Warrior
    Curse you, goblins! How dare you?!
[07:15] Fighter
    Over here!
[07:19] Warrior
    Take that!
[07:20] Fighter
    Hurry and perform a healing miracle on her!
[07:22] Priestess
    Of course!
[07:23] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[07:25] Priestess
    please lay your revered hand
    upon this child's wounds!
[07:29] Priestess
    Heal!
[07:30] Warrior
    Take that! And that!
[07:33] Fighter
    Stop swinging that thing around!
    I can't get closer!
[07:37] Warrior
    You protect the other two!
[07:39] Warrior
    I'll take care of these!
[07:41] Warrior
    What's the matter, goblins?!
[07:55] Warrior
    You bastard!
[07:59] Warrior
    You're in my way!
[08:20] Priestess
    Why? I used Heal, but she's
    not getting any better...
[08:25] Fighter
    You two, run!
[08:26] Priestess
    B-But...
[08:50] Fighter
    Ow...
[09:21] Fighter
    R... Run....
[09:38] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[09:40] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[09:41] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[09:43] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[09:45] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[09:50] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[09:55] Priestess
    I'm so sorry.
[09:59] Priestess
    Forgive me! Are you all right?
[10:04] Priestess
    Wh-Why...
[10:23] Priestess
    O... merciful... Earth Mother...
[11:20] Goblin Slayer
    That's one...
[11:41] Goblin Slayer
    And that makes two.
[11:44] Priestess
    Um... Who are you?
[11:54] Goblin Slayer
    Goblin Slayer.
[12:01] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer?
[12:05] Priestess
    He's a silver?
[12:07] Goblin slayer
    Are you a rookie?
[12:08] Priestess
    Y-Yes...
[12:10] Goblin slayer
    I see you can talk. You're lucky.
[12:20] Goblin slayer
    Drink this. It'll help with the pain.
[12:23] Priestess
    U-Um... P-Please, give it to her...
[12:29] Goblin slayer
    Give up on her.
[12:36] Goblin slayer
    She's been poisoned.
[12:37] Priestess
    P-Poisoned?
[12:39] Goblin slayer
    I have an antidote, but it's too late.
[12:43] Wizard
    Kill... me...
[12:47] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[13:01] Priestess
    We might've been able to save her!
[13:04] Goblin slayer
    You'd only make her suffer more.
[13:06] Goblin slayer
    Drink.
[13:20] Goblin slayer
    Did you see a bigger one somewhere?
[13:22] Priestess
    I believe so.
[13:24] Priestess
    But...
[13:25] Goblin slayer
    That was a hobgoblin. Maybe they
    took on a wanderer as a guard.
[13:30] Goblin slayer
    I'm going to go kill some goblins.
[13:32] Goblin slayer
    What are you going to do?
[13:34] Priestess
    I'll go... with you...
[13:36] Goblin slayer
    What can you use?
[13:38] Priestess
    I can use Heal and Holy Light.
[13:41] Goblin slayer
    How many times?
[13:43] Priestess
    Three times... So I have two uses left.
[13:46] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[13:53] Priestess
    What are you doing?
[13:56] Goblin slayer
    We have to get rid of our scents.
[14:01] Goblin slayer
    Get used to the smell of blood.
[14:03] Priestess
    All right...
[14:07] Goblin slayer
    Eight, nine...
[14:20] Goblin slayer
    This is too long to swing
    around in this cave.
[14:25] Priestess
    How did this happen?
[14:27] Goblin slayer
    Were you attacked by a horde from behind?
[14:30] Priestess
    Huh?
[14:34] priestess
    But... when we went through...
[14:37] goblin slayer
    In a dark cave, if all you have is a torch,
[14:40] goblin slayer
    you wouldn't notice the
    shadows along the cave walls.
[14:44] goblin slayer
    That over there would
    catch your eye first.
[14:48] Goblin slayer
    It's a common mistake that rookies make.
[14:58] Goblin slayer
    Listen, they're not bright creatures,
    but they aren't complete fools.
[15:02] Goblin slayer
    This horde is being led by a shaman.
[15:04] Priestess
    A shaman?
[15:06] Goblin slayer
    They're powerful spell casters.
[15:08] Goblin slayer
    How many were in your party?
[15:10] Priestess
    Four...
[15:12] Goblin slayer
    Is the last one a woman?
[15:14] Goblin slayer
    Looks like they dragged her in deeper.
[15:16] Priestess
    We have to save her!
[15:31] Goblin slayer
    Ten.
[15:32] Priestess
    Can you see in the dark, too?
[15:34] Goblin slayer
    Of course not. I just practiced.
[15:37] Goblin slayer
    I always aim for where their necks would be.
[15:39] Priestess
    Practiced? How much did you practice?
[15:46] Goblin slayer
    A lot.
[15:48] Priestess
    What about your sword?
[15:49] Goblin slayer
    It's useless now. Too much blood on it.
[15:52] Goblin slayer
    That was a scout. This is the right way.
[16:00] Goblin slayer
    Let's go.
[16:01] Priestess
    Y-Yes, sir...
[16:07] Goblin slayer
    Use Holy Light from here.
[16:09] Goblin slayer
    Once you do, get back to
    the entrance immediately.
[16:11] Priestess
    All right...
[16:12] Goblin slayer
    Let's go.
[16:17] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[16:21] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[16:24] Priestess
    Holy Light!
[16:28] Goblin slayer
    Six. One hob and one shaman.
[16:34] Goblin slayer
    Eight remaining.
[16:37] Goblin slayer
    Fall back!
[16:38] Priestess
    O-Okay...
[16:55] Goblin slayer
    Do it.
[16:59] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[17:03] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[17:11] Goblin slayer
    Eleven.
[17:15] Priestess
    Th-There are more coming!
    But I can't use any more...
[17:19] Goblin slayer
    I know.
[17:25] Goblin slayer
    See ya.
[17:32] Goblin slayer
    Twelve, thirteen...
[17:39] Priestess
    What was that?
[17:40] Goblin slayer
    Gasoline that I bought from an alchemist.
[17:44] Goblin slayer
    Wasn't very effective, for the amount it cost.
[17:46] Priestess
    B-But inside... The kidnapped girls...
[17:49] Goblin slayer
    The flames won't spread too far
    with just two or three corpses.
[17:53] Goblin slayer
    They won't die.
[17:55] Priestess
    Are you going in again?
[17:57] Goblin slayer
    No.
[18:02] Goblin slayer
    They probably have no idea that
    I'm waiting out here for them.
[18:32] Priestess
    It's okay...
[18:34] Priestess
    You're okay now.
[18:40] Goblin slayer
    Now, then... As I thought...
[18:47] Goblin slayer
    Eighteen.
[18:48] Goblin slayer
    The high-leveled ones are tough.
[18:53] Priestess
    What's this?
[19:02] Priestess
    Children?
[19:04] Goblin slayer
    They multiply fast.
[19:06] Goblin slayer
    If we had waited any longer,
[19:07] Goblin slayer
    there'd be about fifty of them,
    and they would've attacked.
[19:11] Goblin slayer
    You were lucky.
[19:17] Priestess
    Are you going to kill them?
[19:18] Goblin slayer
    Of course I am.
[19:20] Goblin slayer
    They hold on to grudges for life.
[19:22] Goblin slayer
    And the survivors of the nest learn
    from their mistakes and adapt.
[19:29] Goblin slayer
    There isn't a single reason to let them live.
[19:33] Priestess
    Even if there was a good goblin?
[19:36] Goblin slayer
    A good goblin? I guess there might
    be one if you looked really hard.
[19:40] Goblin slayer
    But in the end, the only good goblins are
    the ones who never come out of their holes.
[20:18] Goblin slayer
    That makes twenty-two.
[20:33] Priestess
    They say it's a common occurrence.
[20:35] Priestess
    Goblins attacking a village
    and kidnapping girls...
[20:40] Priestess
    A party of rookie adventurers
[20:42] Priestess
    going out to slay some goblins
    only to end up slaughtered...
[20:47] Priestess
    Rescued girls joining temples due
    to their despair after being treated
[20:51] Priestess
    as the goblins' playthings...
[20:54] Priestess
    An adventurer losing all of their comrades and
[20:57] Priestess
    going home, never to be heard from again...
[20:59] Priestess
    All these things happen
    quite often in this world.
[21:04] Priestess
    But is that really true?
[21:08] Priestess
    I don't have the answer.
[21:11] Priestess
    In the end, there are only
    two things I'm certain of.
[21:19] Priestess
    The first is that I'm still an adventurer.
[21:24] Priestess
    The other...
[21:33] Priestess
    H-Hello, Goblin Slayer.
[21:36] Priestess
    Um, I bought some armor,
    just as you instructed.
[21:41] Priestess
    It's chain mail.
[21:46] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[21:48] Priestess
    Um... Are you going again today?
[21:51] Goblin slayer
    I'm slaying goblins again.
[21:54] Goblin slayer
    Are you coming?
[22:00] Priestess
    Yes!
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2 - Goblin Slayer
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    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:05] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I'm gonna go to the city!
[00:08] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I'm gonna go to my uncle's farm and
    help one of the cows give birth.
[00:12] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I'm going all by myself, too!
[00:13] (Flashback) Cow girl
    And once I'm done helping,
[00:16] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I can go shopping in the city.
    My mom gave me some money.
[00:21] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I wonder what I should buy.
[00:23] (Flashback) Cow girl
    Is there anything you want?
    I'll buy you something.
[00:26] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    No.
[00:29] (Flashback) Cow girl
    There must be something. I mean—
[00:31] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    I told you, I don't want anything.
[00:33] (Flashback) Cow girl
    Why do you have to say it like that?
[00:35] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I just wanted to buy you something
    since you've never been to the city...
[00:40] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    Shut up! Just go to the city or wherever!
[00:45] (Flashback) Cow girl
    Why are you getting mad?
[00:46] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    I'm not mad!
[00:47] (Flashback) Cow girl
    Yes, you are!
[00:48] (Flashback) Older sis
    Now, now.
[00:51] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    Sis...
[00:53] (Flashback) Older sis
    You shouldn't be fighting.
[00:55] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    We're not fighting.
[00:57] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    Right?
[00:58] (Flashback) Cow girl
    Y-Yeah...
[01:00] (Flashback) Older sis
    What happened?
[01:01] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    It's nothing.
[01:03] (Flashback) Older sis
    All right, then.
[01:08] (Flashback) Cow girl Mom
    Please take care of her.
[01:11] (Flashback) Cow girl uncle
    I will.
[01:14] (Flashback) Uncle
    How long are you going to keep pouting?
[01:16] (Flashback) Uncle
    Weren't you looking forward
    to going to the city?
[01:19] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I wanted to go with him...
[01:22] (Flashback) Cow girl
    But since he couldn't come,
    I wanted to buy him something,
[01:27] (Flashback) Cow girl
    and then he got really angry...
[01:30] (Flashback) Uncle
    I'm sure he wanted to come, too.
[01:33] (Flashback) Uncle
    Think about how he feels.
[01:35] (Flashback) Uncle
    Did you two make up?
[01:38] (Flashback) Uncle
    You should, once you get back.
[01:42] Cow girl
    I wanted to make up with him.
    I wanted to apologize.
[01:47] Cow girl
    But saying "I'm sorry"...
[01:55] Cow girl
    is hard, even now.
[03:44] Cow girl
    Good morning!
[03:46] Cow girl
    I see you're an early riser, as always.
[03:48] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[03:49] Cow girl
    It's such a nice day today.
[03:51] Cow girl
    The sun's so bright!
[03:53] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[03:55] Cow girl
    Is my uncle already up?
[03:57] Goblin slayer
    I don't know.
[03:58] Cow girl
    I see. I'm pretty sure he'll be up soon, though.
[04:02] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[04:03] Cow girl
    You must be hungry.
[04:05] Cow girl
    I'll go get breakfast ready,
    so let's eat together.
[04:08] Goblin slayer
    Okay.
[04:10] Cow girl
    He always checks to see if there
    are any footprints at dawn.
[04:16] Cow girl
    The goblins move around at night.
[04:19] Cow girl
    They return to their nests in the morning,
[04:21] Cow girl
    but they always scout before attacking.
[04:25] Cow girl
    He told me that those are the
    footprints he's looking for.
[04:30] Cow girl
    If he doesn't find any footprints,
[04:32] Cow girl
    he then carefully checks the fence to
    see if any part is loose or damaged.
[04:38] Cow girl
    If any parts are broken,
[04:40] Cow girl
    he gets out some wood and a stake to fix it.
[04:45] Cow girl
    This hasn't changed since
    he came here five years ago.
[04:48] Cow girl
    It's his daily routine.
SIGN    Goblin Slayer
[04:52] Cow girl
    Here you go!
[04:55] Uncle
    It smells great, as usual. Let's eat.
[04:57] Cow girl
    Let's eat!
[05:03] Cow girl
    Well? Is it good?
[05:05] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[05:08] Goblin slayer
    Here.
[05:09] Goblin slayer
    It's what I owe you for this month.
[05:14] Uncle
    It's pretty heavy.
[05:16] Uncle
    I guess being an adventurer
    is pretty lucrative.
[05:19] Goblin slayer
    I've had a lot of work lately.
[05:22] Uncle
    I see.
[05:23] Uncle
    Say, um... Are you going again today?
[05:28] Goblin slayer
    Yes. I'm going to the guild.
    There's plenty of work there.
[05:31] Uncle
    I see. Don't push yourself too hard.
[05:34] Goblin slayer
    Yes, sir.
[05:36] Cow girl
    Hey, I need to make some deliveries.
    We should go together.
[05:40] Goblin slayer
    Sure.
[05:41] Uncle
    Actually, I'll ready a wagon for that.
[05:44] Cow girl
    Oh, we'll be fine!
    You're too protective, Uncle!
[05:49] Cow girl
    I'm stronger than I look, you know.
[05:56] Goblin slayer
    Do you want me to take over?
[05:57] Cow girl
    Nope! I'm fine.
[05:59] Goblin slayer
    Okay.
[06:01] Cow girl
    Thanks.
[06:02] Goblin slayer
    It's nothing.
[06:04] Cow girl
    How are things lately?
[06:06] Goblin slayer
    There are more goblins.
[06:07] Cow girl
    Really?
[06:09] Goblin slayer
    Far more than usual.
[06:10] Cow girl
    Are you busy?
[06:12] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[06:13] Cow girl
    You do go out a lot more lately.
[06:15] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[06:16] Cow girl
    Having more work is a good thing, though.
[06:19] Goblin slayer
    No, it's bad.
[06:21] Cow girl
    Is it?
[06:23] Goblin slayer
    It's better when there are no goblins.
[06:31] Cow girl
    You're right.
[06:35] Mayor
    You gotta help me out!
[06:36] Mayor
    Li'l goblin critters done
    showed up in my village!
[06:39] Mayor
    They're gunna eat my cows an' burn my fields!
[06:43] Guild girl
    Ah, so you need an extermination.
[06:45] Guild girl
    Please submit your form and payment.
[06:49] Mayor
    Y-Yes'm. I got 'em right here.
[06:56] Guild girl
    Looks like your form is filled out correctly.
[06:58] Guild girl
    I'll just confirm your payment now.
[07:03] Guild girl
    Two, four, eight...
[07:07] Guild girl
    All right, it looks like it's all here.
[07:09] Guild girl
    An adventurer will head out there for
    the extermination within a few days.
[07:13] Mayor
    Is it true that them li'l goblin
    critters rape women and eat 'em?
[07:18] Guild girl
    There have indeed been cases like that.
[07:32] Manager
    Another goblin-slaying request?
    That's the third one...
[07:36] Manager
    What's the pay?
[07:40] Manager
    That's going to rule out
    any experienced adventurer.
[07:44] Manager
    Only newbies would...
[07:45] Guild girl
    There is one...
[07:48] Guild girl
    who's always willing to take care of them...
[07:50] Chef
    Thank you again.
[07:51] Cow girl
    No problem! Thank you.
[07:55] Cow girl
    I'm going to get a signature
    at the reception desk.
[07:58] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[08:00] Spearman
    So this troll was bearing down on me,
[08:03] Spearman
    but I swung at it like this and dodged
    its attack just in the nick of time.
[08:08] Guild girl
    I see. Well done, sir.
[08:11] Guild girl
    I am very aware that
    trolls are powerful foes.
[08:15] Spearman
    I faced a troll with just a single spear.
[08:18] Spearman
    Don't you think I'm amazing?
[08:20] Guild girl
    Indeed. If you're feeling tired,
[08:23] Guild girl
    I'd recommend a stamina potion.
[08:28] spearman
    I'll take one.
[08:33] Spearman
    The Goblin Slayer...
[08:35] Guy 1
    That's him?
[08:36] Lady 1
    That's the weirdo who only accepts
    goblin-slaying quests, right?
[08:40] Female knight
    He's a silver rank, just like us?
[08:44] Female knight
    If all he hunts is weak monsters, who knows
    if he can even handle bigger prey?
[08:47] Female knight
    Guess they'll let anyone
    be silver these days.
[08:50] Heavy Swordsmant
    Leave him be. We'll never
    have to deal with him.
[08:55] Rookie Swordsman
    Look at him. I've never
    seen such filthy armor.
[09:00] Rookie Mage
    Even our equipment is better than his.
[09:03] Rookie Cleric Warrior
    Stop it.
[09:04] Rookie Cleric Warrior
    He must be a newbie just like us.
[09:07] Rookie cleric warrior
    I'd feel bad if he heard you.
[09:10] Guild girl
    Good morning, everyone!
[09:12] Guild girl
    It's time to post all the
    quests available this morning.
[09:14] All
    That's what we've been waiting for!
[09:16] Guy 4
    Dragons!
[09:18] Guy 4
    Is there one for dragon slaying?
[09:19] Guy 4
    I need to gain some more experience
    points by doing heroic feats.
[09:23] Guy 5
    Don't even try it.
    You don't have the right equipment.
[09:26] Guy 5
    Just settle for taking out some bandits.
[09:28] Guy 5
    The pay isn't bad, either.
[09:30] Greenhorn warrior
    Quests for porcelain ranks...
[09:32] Greenhorn warrior
    don't pay very much.
[09:33] Greenhorn warrior
    I don't want to just clean ditches...
[09:36] Apprentice cleric
    You can't be too picky.
[09:38] Greenhorn warrior
    Hey, how about this one?
[09:40] Greenhorn warrior
    Goblin slaying.
[09:42] Greenhorn warrior
    That seems made for rookies.
[09:43] Apprentice cleric
    No way. You heard the Guild Girl.
[09:46] Apprentice cleric
    We need to start with the sewers.
[09:49] Spearman
    I can't see! Get out of my way!
[09:51] Heavy swordsman
    Stop it. Don't push!
[09:55] Female knight
    We're taking this quest. Look somewhere else.
[09:59] Spearman
    That's no way to talk to
    the best on the frontier.
[10:05] Guild girl
    Come, now, everyone. You mustn't fight.
[10:11] Cow girl
    So he's really not going
    to look at the quests...
[10:14] Cow girl
    I guess he did say that there's no need
    to rush, since no one likes goblin-slaying.
[10:21] Priestess
    Hello.
[10:22] Goblin slayer
    Hey.
[10:23] Priestess
    A-About the other day...
[10:25] Priestess
    I still think destroying a cave with
    flammable liquid is going too far.
[10:30] Goblin slayer
    What's your point?
[10:32] Goblin slayer
    It's a far better option than
    letting the goblins live.
[10:34] Priestess
    Shouldn't you think more about consequences?
[10:38] Priestess
    You might cause an avalanche doing that.
[10:40] Goblin slayer
    The goblins are a bigger problem.
[10:42] Priestess
    Y-Yes, but...
[10:44] Priestess
    What I'm trying to say is that
    you shouldn't think that way.
[10:47] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[10:48] Priestess
    Don't you understand?
[10:49] Cow girl
    He said he'd formed a party with
    someone about a month ago, but...
[10:53] Cow girl
    I guess it was with a girl.
[10:55] Priestess
    Also, couldn't we use something...
    different... to cover our scent?
[11:00] Goblin slayer
    Do you remember what time we're attacking?
[11:03] Priestess
    E-Either early morning or early evening...
[11:07] Goblin slayer
    Now, tell me why.
[11:09] Priestess
    Because early evening for goblins
    is early morning for us.
[11:12] Goblin slayer
    Correct. So during their afternoons,
    or the middle of the night for us,
[11:15] Goblin slayer
    they are the most guarded.
[11:17] Goblin slayer
    Next. What are the steps to approach them?
[11:20] Priestess
    Um, if possible, light a
    fire and smoke them out,
[11:25] Priestess
    because it's dangerous inside their nests.
[11:27] Goblin slayer
    Correct.
[11:28] Goblin slayer
    The only time we enter a nest is when
    there's no other way, we don't have time,
[11:32] Goblin slayer
    or we're certain we can kill them all.
[11:34] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[11:37] Priestess
    Huh?
[11:39] Guild girl
    Oh, good morning, Goblin Slayer.
[11:43] Goblin slayer
    Goblins. Are there any quests?
[11:50] Guild girl
    Ah, yes, goblin-slaying.
[11:51] Guild girl
    We have three quests.
[11:53] Guild girl
    One is from a river village in the west,
[11:55] Guild girl
    one is a small nest in the southern forest,
[11:58] Guild girl
    and one... I guess you could call it an old fort.
[12:00] Guild girl
    It's a mountain castle in
    the mountains to the north.
[12:03] Goblin slayer
    They've settled there?
[12:04] Guild girl
    Yes, and there have already
    been some casualties.
[12:08] Guild girl
    The younger sister of the one who
    put up the request was kidnapped,
[12:12] Guild girl
    and a wandering adventurer who went
    to find her hasn't come back yet.
[12:15] Goblin slayer
    It's too late for them, then.
    But I can't let the goblins live.
[12:18] Goblin slayer
    If I take them out now,
    there shouldn't be further casualties.
[12:21] Guild girl
    We'll be counting on you, then, Goblin Slayer.
[12:24] Goblin slayer
    One question. Did anyone else
    take a goblin-slaying quest?
[12:28] Guild girl
    Yes, a party of rookies accepted one.
[12:31] Guild girl
    They took the request from the river village.
[12:33] Goblin slayer
    Rookies? What was their party like?
[12:38] Guild girl
    One warrior, one wizard, and one priest.
[12:42] Guild girl
    They're all porcelain-ranked.
[12:45] Goblin slayer
    Not a bad balance.
[12:46] Priestess
    If it's the three who were in the lobby
    earlier, they won't be able to handle it!
[12:50] Priestess
    Even my party had four members...
[12:52] Guild girl
    I explained that to them, but...
[12:54] Priestess
    We can't leave them alone!
    We have to go save them!
[12:57] Goblin slayer
    Do as you please.
[12:58] Priestess
    Huh?
[12:59] Goblin slayer
    I'm going to destroy the
    mountain castle in the north.
[13:01] Priestess
    Y-You're just going to abandon them?
[13:03] Goblin slayer
    If you want to go save them, you can.
[13:06] Priestess
    But that means you'll be facing
    a horde of goblins on your own!
[13:10] Goblin slayer
    I've done that many times.
[13:12] Priestess
    Honestly, I can never get through to you.
[13:16] Goblin slayer
    Are you coming?
[13:17] Priestess
    Yes!
[13:22] Goblin slayer
    I'm going.
[13:23] Cow girl
    Huh? O-Okay.
[13:25] Cow girl
    Be careful.
[13:26] Goblin slayer
    Be careful getting home.
[13:41] Cow girl
    He didn't come back that day.
[13:45] Cow girl
    Or the next day...
[13:47] Cow girl
    I wonder if he's still fighting.
[13:51] Uncle
    You're going to have a hard day
    tomorrow if you stay up too late.
[13:55] Cow girl
    Yeah. I'll go to bed after
    I wait a little longer.
[14:28] Goblin slayer
    Think about how it would feel
[14:31] Goblin slayer
    if your home was suddenly
    attacked by monsters...
[14:35] Goblin slayer
    Yes, if your home was suddenly
    attacked by monsters one day.
[14:42] Goblin slayer
    They act as though they own the
    place and kill your friends,
[14:46] Goblin slayer
    kill your family,
[14:48] Goblin slayer
    and plunder the rest of the village.
[15:01] Goblin slayer
    Another example would be if
    your older sister was attacked,
[15:04] Goblin slayer
    tormented, made a plaything, then killed...
[15:10] Goblin slayer
    Let's say that you witnessed
    all this, from start to finish,
[15:13] Goblin slayer
    in hiding as you held your breath...
[15:19] Goblin slayer
    There's no way you'd forgive them.
[15:21] Goblin slayer
    You would take up weapons and do
    whatever you could to get revenge.
[15:27] Goblin slayer
    You would hunt them all down and attack them.
[15:30] Goblin slayer
    You'd kill, kill, and kill even more.
[15:37] Goblin slayer
    Of course, there will be days
    you're successful and days you fail.
[15:43] Goblin slayer
    You'll try to figure out the
    best way to kill them next time.
[15:45] Goblin slayer
    You'll think about this for days and months.
[15:50] Goblin slayer
    You'll test every single idea you come up with.
[15:54] Goblin slayer
    As you continue to do that,
    you start to enjoy it.
[16:02] Goblin slayer
    A kind moron will suggest that
    you let the children live,
[16:07] Goblin slayer
    with a smug face, not realizing that
    these things will attack villages
[16:12] Goblin slayer
    and steal livestock to survive.
[16:14] Goblin slayer
    Young, aspiring adventurers as well as
[16:17] Goblin slayer
    new, porcelain-ranked adventurers
    will confidently say,
[16:20] Goblin slayer
    "I chased away a goblin that
    came to my village once!"
[16:23] Goblin slayer
    "They're weak." "They're easy to deal with."
[16:26] Goblin slayer
    The goblin that the proud youth
    of the village had chased away
[16:29] Goblin slayer
    was no more than a goblin that had been
    smoked out and was trying to escape.
[16:33] Goblin slayer
    This gives them confidence,
    and they become adventurers.
[16:37] Goblin slayer
    Meanwhile, the goblins that
    survived and gained experience
[16:41] Goblin slayer
    become Wanderers and continue to grow.
[16:44] Goblin slayer
    Eventually, the Wanderers become the
    leaders or the bodyguards of nests.
[16:51] Goblin slayer
    Which means...
[16:54] Goblin slayer
    I am, in turn, a goblin to them.
[17:01] Uncle
    He's one matter, but you need to remember...
[17:04] Uncle
    I let him stay here because he pays,
    but you shouldn't get involved with him.
[17:09] Uncle
    I know you were childhood friends,
    but no matter how he was in the past...
[17:16] Uncle
    Truth is, right now...
[17:21] Uncle
    He's completely lost it.
[17:24] Uncle
    You realize that, too, don't you?
[17:28] Cow girl
    Still...
[17:29] Cow girl
    I'm going to wait a little longer.
[17:33] Goblin slayer
    That makes five.
[17:37] Goblin slayer
    They'll be here any minute.
[17:38] Priestess
    R-Right!
[17:40] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[17:43] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[17:49] Priestess
    Protection!
[17:59] Goblin slayer
    I'd heard that you'd been
    granted a new miracle.
[18:05] Goblin slayer
    That's six.
[18:07] Goblin slayer
    Thanks to that, we took care
    of them pretty quickly.
[18:09] Priestess
    T-To think that I'd be using Protection,
[18:12] Priestess
    the new miracle the merciful Earth
    Mother bestowed upon me, like this.
[18:17] Goblin slayer
    They might have a back door
    or an alternate escape route.
[18:20] Goblin slayer
    Don't let down your guard.
[18:21] Priestess
    I'm amazed you could even think of that.
[18:25] Goblin slayer
    Imagination is a weapon.
[18:27] Goblin slayer
    Those who lack it are first to die.
[18:30] Priestess
    Like the ones who dove in before?
[18:34] Goblin slayer
    Precisely.
[18:46] Priestess
    Great Earth Mother,
[18:50] Priestess
    why did you bestow this miracle upon me?
[19:04] Goblin slayer
    Now we don't have to put out the fire.
[19:06] Goblin slayer
    Once it goes out,
[19:07] Goblin slayer
    we're going to hunt down
    any survivors and kill them.
[19:10] Goblin slayer
    I won't let a single one survive.
[19:17] (Flashback) Guild girl
    People may call you a specialist
    who only hunts weaklings,
[19:20] (Flashback) Guild girl
    but you are doing something
    that needs to be done.
[19:24] (Flashback) Guild girl
    Please be more proud of yourself.
[19:26] (Flashback) Guild girl
    You're a silver-ranked adventurer.
[19:36] Goblin slayer
    As I figured,
[19:38] Goblin slayer
    it's hard to act more like a silver.
[19:51] Guild girl
    Good morning, everyone!
[19:54] Guild girl
    It's time to post all the
    quests available this morning.
[19:57] Guy
    That's what we've been waiting for!
[20:17] Cow girl
    Welcome back.
[20:19] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[20:21] Cow girl
    Are you hungry?
[20:24] Cow girl
    Want me to make you something?
[20:26] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[20:27] Cow girl
    I'll make you something extra delicious!
[20:30] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[22:07] Bard
    The Goblin Slayer swung swift and true,
[22:11] Bard
    sending the goblins' heads into the sky.
[22:16] Bard
    O, behold his blade blazing blue,
[22:20] Bard
    tempered in true silver,
[22:24] Bard
    never betraying its master.
[22:30] Bard
    Finally, the Goblin King's
    reign came to an end.
[22:34] Bard
    The rescued beautiful maiden
    leans into our hero.
[22:37] Bard
    However, he is the Goblin Slayer.
[22:41] Bard
    He is sworn to wander the
    land, never to settle down.
[22:46] Bard
    The princess reached out her
    hand, but only grasped air.
[22:50] Bard
    But of course, our hero continued
    on his way, never turning around.
[22:59] Bard
    From the passage in "Goblin Slayer:
    The Brave Warrior from the Frontier"
[23:02] Bard
    named "The Stronghold Up in Flames."
[23:04] Bard
    Thus ends our tale for now.
[23:12] High Elf Archer
    Hey, that adventurer you
    were just singing about...
[23:15] High Elf Archer
    Does he actually exist?
[23:16] Bard
    Yes, of course.
[23:19] Bard
    You can find him in the frontier city
    about two to three days west from here.
[23:23] High elf archer
    I see.
[23:32] High elf archer
    Orcbolg...
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SIGN    This show contains scenes that some viewers may 
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:00] Nar
    Long, long ago, when there were
    fewer stars shining in the sky...
[00:07] Nar
    The gods of light, order, and fate
[00:11] Nar
    and the gods of darkness,
    chaos, and coincidence
[00:14] Nar
    decided to throw dice in order to
    determine which side would rule the world.
[00:20] Nar
    The gods threw the dice over
    and over and over again,
[00:26] Nar
    until they began to feel faint.
SIGN    Unexpected Visitors
[02:06] greenhorn Warrior
    Hey, look at that hottie over there!
[02:09] Apprentice Cleric
    Hey.
[02:10] greenhorn warrior
    Whoops. Sorry.
[02:12] Light warrior
    She's a high elf. They're blood
    descendants of the faeries.
[02:16] Druid
    She definitely has longer
    ears than other elves...
[02:20] High Elf Archer
    I'm asking about Orcbolg.
[02:22] Guild girl
    Oak...?
[02:25] High elf archer
    No. Orc. Orcbolg. I heard that he was here.
[02:30] Guild girl
    Are you referring to an adventurer?
[02:33] Dwarf shaman
    You fool.
[02:34] Dwarf shaman
    We're in the realm of the humans.
[02:36] Dwarf shaman
    They won't understand your
    funny talk, long-ears.
[02:39] High elf archer
    Then what exactly am I supposed to call him?
[02:42] Dwarf shaman
    Beard-cutter, of course!
[02:45] Guild girl
    Um... I'm afraid I've never
    heard of them, either...
[02:47] Dwarf shaman
    You haven't?
[02:49] High elf archer
    You dwarfs are useless.
    You're stubborn and narrow-minded.
[02:52] High elf archer
    You always think you're
    the only ones who are right.
[02:55] Dwarf shaman
    Look who's talking, elf.
[02:57] Dwarf shaman
    Your chest is as flat as your heart is small.
[03:00] High elf archer
    Wha—
[03:01] High elf archer
    If we're gonna go there,
    dwarf women just look like barrels!
[03:04] Dwarf shaman
    You mean they're voluptuous!
[03:05] Guild girl
    Um... Uh...
[03:08] Lizardman priest
    Pardon me, you two,
[03:09] Lizardman priest
    but if you're going to fight,
    could you do so where I can't see you?
[03:13] Lizardman priest
    I apologize for the ruckus
    my companions have caused.
[03:16] Guild girl
    Oh, it's fine. I'm used to it...
[03:18] Guild girl
    But what a strange party.
[03:21] Guild girl
    A high elf traveling with
    her ancestral foe, a dwarf...
[03:24] Guild girl
    And a lizardman, a race you rarely see.
[03:26] Guild girl
    Not to mention they're all silver-ranked.
[03:29] Lizardman priest
    You see, we're looking for a fellow whose
    nicknames are "Orcbolg" and "Beard-cutter."
[03:34] Lizardman priest
    I'm also not well-versed
    in the human tongue, but...
[03:38] Lizardman priest
    They mean "goblin slayer."
[03:40] Guild girl
    Oh! Goblin...
[03:51] High elf archer
    Hey, you!
[03:52] Goblin slayer
    We're done.
[03:54] Guild girl
    Welcome back, Goblin Slayer!
[03:57] High elf archer
    Huh?
[03:58] Priestess
    We've returned.
[04:00] Guild girl
    I'm glad you're safe.
[04:02] Priestess
    Yes, somewhat.
[04:04] Goblin slayer
    You just mentioned goblins. Where are they?
[04:07] Guild girl
    Well... You should ask them.
[04:11] Goblin slayer
    Are you goblins?
[04:12] High elf archer
    Of course not! Are you Orcbolg?
    You don't look it.
[04:17] Goblin slayer
    Why would I? I've never been called that.
[04:20] Lizardman priest
    There's something we'd like to
    discuss with you, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[04:23] Lizardman priest
    May we have a moment of your time?
[04:27] Goblin slayer
    Fine.
[04:28] Guild girl
    If you'd like, there are some
    meeting rooms upstairs...
[04:32] Goblin slayer
    Then let's go.
[04:35] Priestess
    U-Um, sh-should I...
[04:41] Goblin Slayer
    You should rest.
[04:43] High elf archer
    We'll just borrow him for a bit, okay?
[04:57] Greenhorn warrior
    Hey.
[04:59] Priestess
    Yes?
[05:00] Greenhorn warrior
    You're porcelain-ranked, too, right?
    Why don't you join us?
[05:06] Priestess
    No... I appreciate the offer,
    but I already have—
[05:09] Apprentice cleric
    The guy who never takes
    off his helmet, right?
[05:12] Greenhorn warrior
    We know.
[05:13] Greenhorn warrior
    There's something off about him, though.
[05:15] Greenhorn warrior
    He's silver-ranked, but all
    he ever does is slay goblins.
[05:18] Greenhorn warrior
    Silvers would usually go
    for bigger prey than that.
[05:21] Apprentice cleric
    I've heard rumors that he's just dragging
    newbies around to use them as bait.
[05:25] Priestess
    That's not—
[05:27] Witch
    Now, now...
[05:29] Witch
    You shouldn't... talk nonsense...
[05:31] Greenhorn warrior
    Nonsense? But we weren't—
[05:33] Witch
    It's all right...
    Leave the rest to me, okay?
[05:39] Witch
    Well... then...
[05:41] Witch
    You are... the girl...
    traveling with him... right?
[05:45] Priestess
    Y-Yes, ma'am. He's letting me accompany him.
[05:49] Priestess
    Accompany... eh?
[05:53] Witch
    He's...
[05:55] Witch
    a handful... right?
[05:57] Witch
    He's quite dense.
[06:01] Witch
    Right?
[06:02] Witch
    Inflammarae.
[06:05] Witch
    A truly powerful word...
    and I'm wasting a spell... right?
[06:13] Witch
    You see...
[06:15] Witch
    he also asked a strange favor of
    me once... that friend of yours.
[06:20] Priestess
    What?
[06:22] Witch
    You just imagined something
    naughty... didn't you?
[06:25] Priestess
    N-No...
[06:27] Witch
    He wanted some help with a scroll.
[06:30] Witch
    It's difficult... accompanying him... isn't it?
[06:35] Priestess
    It's taking everything I have
    just to keep up with him.
[06:39] Priestess
    All I do is cause him trouble.
[06:42] Witch
    No to mention... he's a bit crazy... right?
[06:52] Witch
    I mean...
[06:54] Witch
    He might only slay goblins...
[06:57] Witch
    but he's been doing that for years
    with barely any rest... you see?
[07:01] Witch
    He is definitely helping out in the world...
[07:06] Witch
    Much more than other unskilled
    monster slayers...
[07:11] Witch
    But that being said,
[07:13] Witch
    one shouldn't just keep slaying... goblins.
[07:18] Witch
    There are many demons in the capital,
[07:21] Witch
    and the world is filled with monsters.
[07:24] Witch
    If you wanted to help people...
[07:26] Witch
    you could do so with those two you
    were talking to... couldn't you?
[07:30] Priestess
    Well... Yes, you're right, but...
[07:39] Witch
    I'm sorry.
[07:42] Witch
    There are many paths... right?
[07:44] Witch
    There is no... right answer.
[07:47] Witch
    It's difficult.
[07:50] Witch
    If you are going to accompany him,
[07:53] Witch
    you should really make up your own mind.
[08:00] Priestess
    Make up my own mind...
[08:04] High elf archer
    Are you truly a silver rank?
[08:07] Goblin slayer
    The guild thinks so.
[08:09] High elf archer
    Unbelievable.
[08:11] High elf archer
    You look so weak.
[08:13] Dwarf shaman
    Don't be a fool, long-ears.
[08:17] Dwarf shaman
    That leather armor is easier to move in,
[08:20] Dwarf shaman
    and the chain mail would
    stop a sudden stabbing.
[08:23] Dwarf shaman
    That goes for the helmet, too,
[08:24] Dwarf shaman
    His sword and shield are tiny,
    but easier to wave around in tight spaces.
[08:30] High elf archer
    Shouldn't you at least
    keep your equipment clean?
[08:33] Goblin slayer
    It's a necessary precaution
    to cover the metal smell.
[08:35] Goblin slayer
    Those bastards have keen noses.
[08:37] Dwarf shaman
    You may be a high elf, but you're
    still an inexperienced whelp who
[08:41] Dwarf shaman
    just left the forest because she was bored.
[08:42] Dwarf shaman
    You really ought to learn from your elders.
[08:46] High elf archer
    I'm 2,000 years old.
    How old were you again?
[08:50] Dwarf shaman
    One hundred and seven...
[08:52] High elf archer
    My, my, you definitely look much older.
[08:55] High elf archer
    You at least look old enough to be wise.
[08:58] Lizardman priest
    That's enough talk about age.
[09:00] Lizardman priest
    It shames those of us who
    won't live nearly so long.
[09:03] Goblin slayer
    What's your business with me?
[09:06] High elf archer
    I'm sure you've heard about the growing
    number of demons in the capital...
[09:10] Goblin slayer
    Nope.
[09:11] High elf archer
    The reason for it is that the
    demon king has been resurrected.
[09:14] High elf archer
    He's gathering forces so
    he can take over the world.
[09:17] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[09:18] High elf archer
    And that's why we want your—
[09:20] Goblin slayer
    Ask someone else. I have no
    interest in anything but goblins.
[09:25] High elf archer
    Don't you understand what I'm saying?!
[09:27] High elf archer
    Hordes of demons are going to attack!
[09:30] High elf archer
    Do you realize that the
    world is at stake here?!
[09:32] Goblin slayer
    Yes.
[09:34] Goblin slayer
    But before the demons destroy the world,
    the goblins will destroy the villages.
[09:38] Goblin slayer
    The world being in danger isn't
    an excuse to let the goblins live.
[09:41] High elf archer
    Listen here—
[09:42] Dwarf shaman
    Hold it, long-ears!
[09:44] Dwarf shaman
    We didn't come here to ask him to do
    something about the chaos to begin with.
[09:48] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, we've come
    to ask you to slay some goblins.
[09:53] Goblin slayer
    I see. In that case, I accept.
[09:55] Goblin slayer
    Where are they? How many are there?
    How big is their nest?
[09:57] Goblin slayer
    Have you confirmed if they
    have a shaman or a hob?
[10:00] High elf archer
    What's with this guy?
[10:04] Lizardman priest
    As my companion mentioned...
[10:07] Lizardman priest
    a horde of demons are
    ready to make their move.
[10:11] Lizardman priest
    So the chieftains of my kind,
    the kings of men,
[10:15] Lizardman priest
    and the elders of the elves and
    dwarves are going to hold a meeting.
[10:20] Dwarf shaman
    We're adventurers who've been
    hired as their representatives.
[10:25] High elf archer
    There's eventually going
    to be a great battle...
[10:27] High elf archer
    Though I'm sure you don't care.
[10:30] Dwarf shaman
    The problem is, those goblins are currently
    becoming more active on elven lands.
[10:37] Goblin slayer
    Have any champions or lords emerged?
[10:40] High elf archer
    Champions? Lords?
[10:42] Goblin slayer
    Goblin heroes or kings.
[10:44] Goblin slayer
    They're basically equal to
    platinum-ranked adventurers.
[10:47] Lizardman priest
    We have found one giant
    nest during our investigations.
[10:53] Goblin slayer
    The military won't move for goblins, as usual.
[10:57] High elf archer
    The human kings don't see us as equals.
[11:00] High elf archer
    If we brought our soldiers into this,
    they'd think we were plotting something.
[11:04] Lizardman priest
    That's why they sent us adventurers,
    but we still need a human.
[11:09] High elf archer
    And that's why, Orcbolg, we've chosen you.
[11:14] Goblin slayer
    Do you have a map?
[11:15] Lizardman priest
    Right here.
[11:19] Goblin slayer
    Ruins?
[11:20] Lizardman priest
    We believe so.
[11:21] Goblin slayer
    How many?
[11:21] Lizard priest
    We only know that there are many.
[11:23] Goblin slayer
    I'll leave immediately.
[11:24] High elf archer
    Huh?
[11:25] Goblin slayer
    You can decide how much you want to pay me.
[11:31] High elf archer
    Is he planning to go alone?
[11:39] Spearman
    Miss Receptionist!
[11:40] Goblin slayer
    Goblins.
[11:42] Guild girl
    Oh, Goblin Slayer.
[11:44] Guild girl
    So they did come to offer you a quest.
[11:47] Goblin slayer
    That lizardman will give you the
    details of the quest. I'm heading out.
[11:51] Goblin slayer
    Give me my pay for that last quest.
[11:53] Guild girl
    But you haven't made your report yet...
[11:55] Guild girl
    I'll make an exception for you, though.
[11:58] Spearman
    Who does he think he is?
[12:00] Witch
    Come, now... No pouting.
[12:04] Goblin slayer
    Give the rest to her.
[12:06] Guild girl
    Oh, are you going alone?
[12:09] Guild girl
    What about her?
[12:10] Goblin slayer
    I'm going to let her rest.
[12:11] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[12:14] Priestess
    U-Um, you received a quest, right?
[12:16] Goblin Slayer
    Yes. Slaying goblins.
[12:18] Priestess
    Then I'll get ready immediately!
[12:20] Goblin slayer
    No.
[12:22] Goblin slayer
    I'll go on my own.
[12:26] Priestess
    That's not fair!
[12:29] Priestess
    You could've...
[12:30] Priestess
    discussed it with me, at least...
[12:37] Goblin slayer
    I am now.
[12:41] Priestess
    Oh... So this is a discussion?
[12:45] Goblin slayer
    That was my intention.
[12:49] Priestess
    Not giving the other person a choice
    doesn't really qualify as a discussion.
[12:54] Goblin slayer
    It doesn't?
[12:59] Priestess
    I'm going with you.
[13:00] Priestess
    I can't leave you alone.
[13:04] Goblin slayer
    Do as you wish.
[13:06] Priestess
    Indeed, I will.
[13:10] Dwarf shaman
    Even we're not that hard to read.
[13:14] Dwarf shaman
    I look forward to seeing what
    that young'un does next.
[13:17] Lizardman priest
    If I were to put in the quest
    and not go with him,
[13:19] Lizardman priest
    I wouldn't be able to face my ancestors.
[13:23] High elf archer
    A strange and incomprehensible being, huh?
[13:27] High elf archer
    I left the forest to see something like that.
[13:29] High elf archer
    Honestly... Don't you think you
    ought to respect your elders?
[13:43] High elf archer
    So why did you all become adventurers?
[13:47] Dwarf shaman
    Why, to eat all the delicious
    foods, of course.
[13:50] Lizardman priest
    They're ready.
[13:53] Dwarf shaman
    What about you, long-ears?
[13:55] High elf archer
    I've always longed for the outside world—
[13:57] Dwarf shaman
    This is delicious!
[13:58] High elf archer
    Hey, listen to me!
[13:59] Lizardman priest
    I'm glad you find it to your liking.
[14:01] Dwarf shaman
    What kind of meat is this?
[14:04] Lizardman priest
    That is the meat of a swamp creature.
[14:06] High elf archer
    Swamp? Really?
[14:08] Dwarf shaman
    A rabbit like you who only eats vegetables
    could never understand this bliss.
[14:13] Dwarf shaman
    So good!
[14:14] Priestess
    Would you like some soup?
[14:16] High elf archer
    I'd love some.
[14:21] High elf archer
    It has such a gentle taste!
[14:23] Lizardman priest
    I seek to raise my status by rooting out
    heresy so that I may become a dragon.
[14:29] Lizardman priest
    That's the reason I became an adventurer.
[14:31] Priestess
    I-I see...
[14:38] Goblin slayer
    So I could slay...
[14:40] High elf archer
    Yeah, I think we can figure out your reason.
[14:44] High elf archer
    I'll have to give you something in return.
[14:50] High elf archer
    These are elven traveling rations.
[14:52] High elf archer
    We're not supposed to give them to others,
    but this is a special occasion.
[14:58] Priestess
    It's delicious!
[14:59] High elf archer
    Really? Glad you like it.
[15:00] Dwarf shaman
    Now I guess I'll have to offer something, too.
[15:06] Dwarf shaman
    Our cherished dwarven fire
    wine created in our cellars.
[15:10] High elf archer
    Fire... wine?
[15:12] Dwarf shaman
    You aren't suggesting you're a
    child who's never had wine before,
[15:15] Dwarf shaman
    are you, long-ears?
[15:18] High elf archer
    D-Don't mock me! Of course I have.
[15:25] Priestess
    A-Are you all right?
    Would you like some water?
[15:29] Dwarf shaman
    Go on, Beard-cutter. Have some.
[15:37] Dwarf shaman
    Not bad, kid.
[15:44] High elf archer
    Why don't you at least take off
    your helmet when you're eating?
[15:49] Goblin slayer
    So I don't get knocked unconscious
    in the event of an ambush.
[15:53] Dwarf shaman
    Yeah, she's out of it.
[15:56] High elf archer
    Quit eating and share
    something of yours with us!
[16:03] Priestess
    He's lost in thought.
[16:05] Dwarf shaman
    You can tell?
[16:08] Goblin slayer
    Will this do?
[16:09] Lizardman priest
    What is it?
[16:11] Goblin slayer
    Cheese.
[16:12] Goblin slayer
    It's made from fermented cow
    or goat's milk, then hardened.
[16:16] Dwarf shaman
    You've never heard of cheese before, Scaly?
[16:19] Lizardman priest
    My people hunt beasts.
[16:22] Lizardman priest
    We do not raise them.
[16:27] High elf archer
    Gimme! I'll cut it up.
[16:34] Dwarf shaman
    This is some fine cheese!
[16:45] Lizardman priest
    Nectar!
[16:47] Lizardman priest
    This is surely the nectar of the gods!
[16:50] Dwarf shaman
    Goes great with the wine.
[16:55] High elf archer
    It's so sweet! It's almost like a banana!
[16:57] Priestess
    Is this from that farm?
[17:00] Goblin slayer
    It is.
[17:01] Priestess
    It's delicious.
[17:02] Goblin slayer
    Good.
[17:05] High elf archer
    Sneak...
[17:06] Goblin slayer
    Don't touch that.
[17:08] Goblin slayer
    It's dangerous.
[17:10] High elf archer
    I-I just wanted a peek...
[17:12] Goblin slayer
    Don't. It's dangerous.
[17:14] High elf archer
    That's a scroll, right?
[17:16] High elf archer
    I've never seen one before.
[17:18] Lizardman priest
    Scrolls contain ancient magic
    that is now lost to us.
[17:23] Lizardman priest
    Once you unroll one, even a child
    could use the spell within.
[17:28] Dwarf shaman
    Indeed.
[17:29] Dwarf shaman
    But it could be any one of many spells,
    and it can be only used once.
[17:33] Dwarf shaman
    Most people would just
    sell them off as antiques
[17:36] Dwarf shaman
    to a collector or researcher at a high price.
[17:39] (Flashback) Witch
    He wanted some help with a scroll.
[17:44] High elf archer
    Then at least tell me what kind
    of spell you've got in there.
[17:47] Goblin slayer
    No.
[17:48] Goblin slayer
    What if the goblins capture you
    and you tell them what's in it?
[17:52] High elf archer
    You don't like me, do you?
[17:56] Goblin slayer
    I'm not particular.
[17:57] Dwarf shaman
    It's no use, long-ears.
[18:00] Dwarf shaman
    He's far more narrow-minded than any of us.
[18:03] Dwarf shaman
    He's Beard-cutter, after all.
[18:04] High elf archer
    He's Orcbolg, after all.
[18:04] Lizardman priest
    He's Sir Goblin Slayer, after all.
[18:07] High elf archer
    Oh, jeez...
[18:08] Goblin slayer
    I'm Goblin Slayer.
[18:12] High elf archer
    Hey!
[18:17] Lizardman priest
    There's one thing that's been on my mind...
[18:19] Lizardman priest
    Where do the goblins come from?
[18:22] Lizardman priest
    I was taught that they came
    from an underground kingdom.
[18:25] Priestess
    We're taught that when someone makes
    a mistake, a goblin is formed.
[18:31] High elf archer
    What's that supposed to mean?
[18:32] Priestess
    Folks say it to keep children in line.
[18:35] Priestess
    Children are told that if they make
    a mistake, goblins will come.
[18:37] Dwarf shaman
    That's awful!
[18:39] Dwarf shaman
    That means if we'd left long-ears to her own
    devices, we'd be neck-deep in them now!
[18:43] High elf archer
    How rude!
[18:46] High elf archer
    Tomorrow, I'll show you just
    how skilled I am with my bow!
[18:49] Dwarf shaman
    Ooh, how scary. I'm terrified.
[18:52] Goblin slayer
    I heard...
[18:58] Goblin slayer
    I heard they came from the moon.
[19:00] Lizardman priest
    Moon? You mean the two in the sky?
[19:04] Goblin slayer
    Yes.
[19:09] Goblin slayer
    The green one.
[19:11] Goblin slayer
    The goblins come from that green rock.
[19:15] High elf archer
    Does that mean shooting stars are goblins?
[19:18] Goblin slayer
    I'm not sure, but the moon has
    no grass, trees, or water.
[19:23] Goblin slayer
    It's a desolate place with only rocks.
[19:25] Goblin slayer
    It makes them envious and jealous,
    and makes them want what they don't have.
[19:30] Goblin slayer
    That's why they come here.
[19:33] Goblin slayer
    Which is why, if you ever feel envious
    of someone, you become like a goblin.
[19:38] Priestess
    Who did you hear that from?
[19:41] Goblin slayer
    My older sister.
[19:42] Priestess
    You have an older sister?
[19:45] Goblin slayer
    Yes... I did.
[19:48] High elf archer
    So you believe that goblins
    come from the moon.
[19:52] Goblin slayer
    If nothing else...
[19:55] Goblin slayer
    I know my sister never made mistakes.
[20:12] High elf archer
    He fell asleep.
[20:15] Dwarf shaman
    Looks like the fire wine finally kicked in.
[20:17] Priestess
    Well, he did have plenty of it.
[20:20] Lizardman priest
    We should also sleep.
[20:22] Lizardman priest
    If we don't get enough rest,
    that could very well lead to mistakes.
[20:26] Lizardman priest
    The lookout will be who we agreed upon.
[20:48] Cow girl
    Head on back. Time to go home.
[21:01] Cow girl
    He didn't come back again today...
[21:30] Dwarf shaman
    Whatever you do, don't miss.
[21:33] High elf archer
    Hush.
[21:38] Dwarf shaman
    Where in the world are you aiming?!
[21:54] Goblin slayer
    Let's go.
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[00:01] Nar
    Long, long ago, when there were
    fewer stars shining in the sky...
[00:08] Nar
    The gods got tired of playing with dice,
[00:11] Nar
    so they created all sorts of beings
    as well as worlds for them to live in.
[00:18] Nar
    Humans and elves...
[00:20] Nar
    Dwarves and lizardmen...
[00:22] Nar
    They went on adventures
    where they sometimes won,
[00:26] Nar
    but sometimes lost and died...
[00:31] Priestess
    Amazing.
[00:32] Lizardman priest
    Splendid. Is this some form of magic?
[00:36] High elf archer
    It's hard to tell the difference
    between mastered technique and magic.
[00:41] Dwarf Shaman
    You're really saying that in front of me?
[00:43] Goblin slayer
    One... two...
[00:50] High elf archer
    H-Hey, what are you doing?
[00:53] Goblin slayer
    They're highly sensitive to smells.
[00:55] High elf archer
    Huh?
[00:55] Goblin slayer
    Especially the smells of
    women, children, and elves.
[01:00] High elf archer
    N-No way! Somebody stop him!
[01:04] Priestess
    You get used to it.
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[02:51] Lizardman priest
    I wonder... Is this a shrine?
[02:55] Priestess
    Apparently there was a war
    here during the age of gods.
[03:00] Priestess
    It might be a fortress or something from then.
[03:02] Priestess
    Regardless, it appears to be man-made...
[03:05] Lizardman priest
    After the soldiers left,
    the goblins called it home.
[03:09] Lizardman priest
    What a cruel fate.
[03:11] Dwarf shaman
    Speaking of cruel...
[03:14] High elf archer
    This is so gross!
[03:16] Priestess
    Um... It does wash off... somewhat.
[03:21] High elf archer
    You'd better remember this when we get back!
[03:24] Goblin slayer
    I will.
[03:28] Dwarf shaman
    I'm used to being underground,
[03:30] Dwarf shaman
    but somehow being down here just feels wrong.
[03:33] High elf archer
    Looks like it's a spiral.
[03:35] Priestess
    Perhaps it's like a tower.
[03:38] High elf archer
    Wait.
[03:39] Goblin slayer
    What's wrong?
[03:42] Goblin slayer
    An alarm?
[03:43] High elf archer
    I think so.
[03:44] High elf archer
    I spotted it because it's brand new, but...
[03:48] Dwarf shaman
    Those conniving little goblins...
[03:52] Goblin slayer
    This is strange.
[03:54] Priestess
    What is it?
[03:55] Goblin slayer
    I don't see any totems.
[03:58] Priestess
    Um, that means there
    aren't any goblin shamans.
[04:02] High elf archer
    Hey, it'll be easier for us if
    there aren't any spellcasters.
[04:05] Lizardman priest
    Actually, it seems the absence of shamans
    is precisely what concerns him.
[04:10] Goblin slayer
    Correct. Ordinary goblins wouldn't
    be able to set traps like this.
[04:15] Dwarf shaman
    You're saying they have someone leading them?
[04:17] Goblin slayer
    We should assume as much.
[04:19] Lizardman priest
    I've heard that you've destroyed large
    nests in the past, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[04:24] Lizardman priest
    How did you do so?
[04:26] Goblin slayer
    Smoke them out,
    then crush them individually...
[04:29] Goblin slayer
    Set them on fire,
    drown them in the river...
[04:32] Goblin slayer
    There are many methods,
[04:33] Goblin slayer
    but those won't work here.
[04:35] Goblin slayer
    Can you see their tracks?
[04:37] High elf archer
    Maybe if we were in a cave,
    but on a stone floor like this...
[04:40] Dwarf shaman
    Let's see...
[04:44] Dwarf shaman
    Their hideout is to the left.
[04:46] Priestess
    How can you tell?
[04:48] Dwarf shaman
    The wear on the floor.
[04:50] Dwarf shaman
    They either come from the left
    and go right, then go back,
[04:53] Dwarf shaman
    or they come from the left and go outside.
[04:58] Lizardman priest
    What is it, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[05:00] Goblin slayer
    Let's go this way.
[05:02] High elf archer
    But aren't the goblins on the left?
[05:05] Goblin slayer
    Yes... But it'll be too late.
[05:16] High elf archer
    What an awful smell...
[05:18] Goblin slayer
    Breathe through your nose.
[05:19] Goblin slayer
    You'll get used to it.
[05:27] High elf archer
    What is this place?
[05:29] Goblin slayer
    The goblins' waste heap.
[05:31] High elf archer
    Waste?!
[05:45] Dwarf shaman
    What in the world?
[05:47] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer...
[05:48] Elf
    ...ill... Kill...
[05:51] Priestess
    She's still alive!
[05:53] High elf archer
    Use a miracle! Hurry!
[05:54] Priestess
    Right!
[05:57] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[05:59] Elf
    Kill...
[06:01] Goblin Slayer
    I understand.
[06:07] Priestess
    W-Wait! She's still—
[06:09] High elf archer
    Stop!
[06:10] Elf
    Kill... this thing!
[06:22] Goblin slayer
    Three.
[06:23] Goblin slayer
    I don't know what you're all thinking,
[06:27] Goblin slayer
    but I only came here to slay goblins.
[06:30] Elf
    Kill... all of them.
[06:35] Goblin slayer
    Of course.
[06:41] Lizardman priest
    O horns and claws of the father, Iguanodon,
[06:44] Lizardman priest
    be four limbs and walk upon
    this earth with two legs...
[06:50] Lizardman priest
    A miracle from my ancestors...
[06:52] Lizardman priest
    A dragontooth warrior.
[06:54] Priestess
    I wrote a letter and explained everything.
[07:00] Lizardman priest
    I'm counting on you.
[07:02] Lizardman priest
    My dragontooth warrior should be able to
    deliver her to the Elves' Forest safely.
[07:06] High elf archer
    What the hell is going on?!
[07:08] High elf archer
    I don't understand...
[07:15] Goblin slayer
    It's here, as I thought.
[07:17] Priestess
    What is that?
[07:19] Goblin slayer
    A map of the ruins. I found it in a rucksack.
[07:22] Goblin slayer
    That elf must've been using it.
[07:25] Goblin slayer
    There's a gallery on the left.
    Seems the left was the correct path.
[07:29] Dwarf shaman
    You didn't believe me?
[07:31] Goblin slayer
    I did, but the more information
    we have, the better.
[07:37] Goblin slayer
    You take it.
[07:40] Goblin slayer
    Let's go.
[07:41] Priestess
    Hey! You don't have to say it like that!
[07:43] High elf archer
    It's fine.
[07:46] High elf archer
    We have to get going, don't we?
[07:48] Goblin slayer
    Yes.
[07:50] Goblin slayer
    The goblins must be slain.
[08:19] Goblin slayer
    How many spells do we have left?
[08:21] Priestess
    I just used Heal, so that leaves two.
[08:25] Lizardman priest
    I have about three,
[08:28] Lizardman priest
    but the dragontooth warrior
    requires these catalysts.
[08:30] Lizardman priest
    I can only use this spell once more.
[08:34] Dwarf shaman
    As for myself... I'd say about four or five.
[08:37] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[08:39] Priestess
    Would you like some?
[08:41] High elf archer
    Thanks.
[08:44] Goblin slayer
    Don't overfill your stomach.
[08:46] Goblin slayer
    It'll slow your blood flow,
    dulling your movements.
[08:49] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer! Can't you be more—
[08:52] Goblin slayer
    There's no need to act tough.
[08:53] Goblin slayer
    If you can come, come.
    If you can't, head back.
[08:56] Goblin slayer
    It's as simple as that.
[08:58] High elf archer
    Don't be ridiculous.
[09:00] High elf archer
    I'm a ranger.
[09:02] High elf archer
    Who's going to find all the traps
    and do the scouting if I go back?
[09:06] Goblin slayer
    We'll just make do with those we do have.
[09:08] High elf archer
    Ugh, you're so... There's no way I can go back!
[09:12] High elf archer
    After what they did to that elf...
[09:14] High elf archer
    And my home isn't far from here, either...
[09:17] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[09:20] Goblin slayer
    Then let's go.
[09:22] Dwarf shaman
    Calm down, long-ears.
[09:25] Dwarf shaman
    We shouldn't cause a
    commotion on enemy ground.
[09:28] Dwarf shaman
    Dwarves consider goblins
    mortal enemies, as well.
[09:32] Dwarf shaman
    We'll make them pay for what they did to her.
[09:41] High elf archer
    I hate taking advice from
    dwarves, but you're right.
[09:46] High elf archer
    I'm sorry.
[09:49] Dwarf shaman
    Looks like you're back on your feet.
[10:11] Goblin slayer
    Well?
[10:14] High elf archer
    It's just as it looks.
[10:16] High elf archer
    There are quite few.
[10:17] Goblin slayer
    Not a problem.
[10:18] High elf archer
    What?
[10:19] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, do you have a plan?
[10:22] Goblin slayer
    I do.
[10:36] Dwarf shaman
    Drink and sing, spirits!
[10:39] Dwarf shaman
    Sing, dance, and sleep like a log!
[10:42] Dwarf shaman
    Show me dreams of fire wine!
[10:55] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[10:57] Priestess
    grant us the peace to accept all things.
[11:05] Goblin Slayer
    Stupor and Silence...
[11:08] Goblin slayer
    By combining those two spells,
[11:09] Goblin slayer
    they'll all fall asleep without making
    a sound or causing a commotion.
[11:15] Goblin slayer
    And then the three of us
    will slay them, one by one.
[11:43] High elf archer
    They're slick with blood...
[11:54] High elf archer
    I see... He's using their weapons...
[12:09] High elf archer
    He... had been doing this all by himself?
[12:52] High elf archer
    An ogre!
[12:53] Ogre
    I thought those goblins were awfully quiet.
[12:56] Ogre
    They don't even make good foot soldiers.
[13:00] Ogre
    You people aren't like that elf from before.
[13:03] Ogre
    You dare set foot in our fortress?
[13:07] Goblin slayer
    Oh... So you're not a goblin?
[13:10] High elf archer
    That's an ogre! An ogre!
    Haven't you heard of them before?
[13:13] Goblin slayer
    Nope.
[13:14] Ogre
    You!
[13:16] Ogre
    Are you mocking me, the one granted this
    army by one of the Demon Lord's generals?
[13:22] Goblin slayer
    I knew there were more powerful beings,
[13:24] Gobln slayer
    but I've never heard of you
    or these Demon Lord generals.
[13:32] Ogre
    Then I'll just have to show
    you my power firsthand.
[13:38] Ogre
    Carbunculus... Crescunt!
[13:42] Dwarf shaman
    A fireball's coming!
[13:45] High elf archer
    Scatter!
[13:45] Dwarf shaman
    Look at the size of that thing!
    Where can we go?!
[13:49] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[13:51] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[13:58] Ogre
    Iacta!
[13:59] Priestess
    Protection!
[14:10] Priestess
    O... merciful Earth Mother,
[14:14] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[14:19] Priestess
    Protection!
[14:34] Goblin slayer
    You saved us.
[14:37] High elf archer
    Leave the rest to us!
[14:38] Ogre
    Foolish little girl.
[14:40] Ogre
    Don't think you'll have it
    as easy as that elf did!
[14:44] Goblin slayer
    Create a dragontooth warrior.
    There aren't enough of us.
[14:47] Lizardman priest
    As you wish, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[14:51] Lizardman priest
    O horns and claws of Father Iguanodon,
[14:54] Lizardman priest
    be four limbs and walk upon
    this earth with two legs...
[15:00] Lizardman priest
    O sickle wings of the velociraptor...
[15:05] Lizardman priest
    Slice, fly, and hunt!
[15:08] Lizardman priest
    I request backup!
[15:10] Dwarf shaman
    You got it!
[15:12] Dwarf shaman
    Time to work, you gnomes!
[15:14] Dwarf shaman
    Roll grains of sand together,
    and it shall become rock!
[15:18] Ogre
    You measly little dwarf!
[15:22] High elf archer
    You damn dwarves are too slow!
[15:25] Dwarf shaman
    We have our own way of fighting!
[15:28] Dwarf shaman
    Stone Blast!
[15:34] Ogre
    Did you really think you could defeat
    me with that stone magic trick of yours?
[15:39] Lizardman priest
    Now, Sir Goblin Slayer!
[15:46] Ogre
    Impudent fool!
[15:53] High elf archer
    Orcbolg!
[15:54] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[15:56] Ogre
    Don't mistake me for a mere goblin!
[16:01] Ogre
    You shall pay dearly for this humiliation.
[16:08] Ogre
    First, I will shatter your limbs,
[16:10] Ogre
    and make sport of these
    females in front of you.
[16:13] Lizardman priest
    You shall not have your way, ogre!
[16:18] Lizardman priest
    I'm counting on you, Lady Priestess!
[16:20] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer! Goblin Slayer!
[16:23] Ogre
    Out of my way, you swamp lizard!
[16:27] Lizardman priest
    Sir Mage! Lady Ranger!
[16:29] High elf archer
    Hurry up with that spell, dwarf!
[16:30] Dwarf shaman
    I know, I know!
[16:33] Ogre
    You insolent little insect!
    Stop your incessant buzzing!
[16:39] High elf archer
    This is nothing!
[16:41] Dwarf shaman
    Stone Blast!
[16:46] Ogre
    You puny insects!
[16:53] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[16:56] Goblin slayer
    I can't... see well.
[16:58] Goblin slayer
    What's... happening?
[17:00] Priestess
    Everyone's still fighting.
[17:03] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[17:04] Goblin slayer
    I need a healing potion and a stamina potion.
[17:07] Priestess
    Right!
[17:08] Goblin slayer
    Thanks.
[17:14] Priestess
    Here you go.
[17:27] Goblin slayer
    Let's do this.
[17:28] Goblin slayer
    Where's my bag?
[17:30] Priestess
    It's right here...
[17:32] Goblin slayer
    Thanks.
[17:34] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[17:34] Priestess
    Don't be reckless!
[17:35] Goblin slayer
    I'll be reckless if it means I'll win...
[17:38] Goblin slayer
    But if that always worked,
    this wouldn't be so difficult.
[17:43] High elf archer
    Orcbolg!
[17:44] Goblin slayer
    I have a plan.
[17:47] High elf archer
    All right... Go for it!
[17:49] Dwarf shaman
    All right, Beard-cutter.
    I'm putting my faith in you.
[17:53] Lizardman priest
    Things are indeed getting a bit difficult.
[17:56] Ogre
    I see that the human girl has
    used up all her miracles.
[18:01] Ogre
    Carbunculus... Crescunt...
[18:09] Ogre
    Fear not.
[18:10] Ogre
    If she manages to survive, I'll let her live.
[18:15] Ogre
    I'll use her as either food or a plaything.
[18:18] Ogre
    I need more goblins now, after all.
[18:30] Ogre
    Iacta!
[18:32] Goblin slayer
    You fool.
[19:04] Ogre
    What... What did you do?
[19:09] Goblin slayer
    This is a gate scroll. I linked
    it to the bottom of the sea.
[19:13] High elf archer
    The bottom of the sea?
[19:14] High elf archer
    Then that was seawater?
[19:17] Lizardman priest
    The water under the most
    pressure at the sea floor
[19:20] Lizardman priest
    must've been swiftly unleashed, like a blade.
[19:23] Lizardman priest
    But to think it was a scroll
    used for transfers...
[19:27] Dwarf shaman
    It allows you to escape from
    anywhere in an instant.
[19:30] Dwarf shaman
    It serves as a lifeline for adventurers.
[19:32] Dwarf shaman
    And yet he used it as a
    last resort in battle...
[19:38] (Flashback) Witch
    You see...
[19:40] (Flashback) Witch
    he also asked a strange favor of
    me once... that friend of yours.
[19:48] Goblin slayer
    I was going to use that
    scroll to destroy a nest,
[19:51] Goblin slayer
    but this is fine.
[19:54] Goblin slayer
    Now, then... What were you called again?
[19:58] Goblin slayer
    I guess it doesn't matter now.
[19:59] Ogre
    Goblins?!
[20:01] Ogre
    You would use this to kill mere goblins?
[20:05] Goblin slayer
    Goblins...
[20:07] Goblin slayer
    are far more troublesome than you.
[20:18] Male elf
    Thank you.
[20:19] Male elf
    We received your letter and
    arrived as soon as we could.
[20:22] Male elf
    How many more goblins are insi—
[20:30] Male elf
    Well, anyway, we're going to go scout inside.
[20:34] Male elf
    Please rest until you get to the town.
[20:41] High elf archer
    Hey.
[20:43] Priestess
    What is it?
[20:45] High elf archer
    Does he always do stuff like that?
[20:48] Priestess
    Yes.
[20:50] Priestess
    He's always like that.
[20:53] High elf archer
    I see.
[20:54] Priestess
    But despite how it seems,
    he's quite aware of his surroundings.
[21:00] Priestess
    He isn't obligated to
    teach me so many things.
[21:06] High elf archer
    I see.
[21:09] High elf archer
    Guess we should sleep.
[21:11] Priestess
    Yes.
[21:22] High elf archer
    Yeah, I still don't like Orcbolg.
[21:28] High elf archer
    I mean, adventures are supposed to be fun.
[21:31] High elf archer
    The joy of experiencing the unknown
    and discovering new things...
[21:36] High elf archer
    Feeling elated or accomplished...
[21:38] High elf archer
    That's what my adventures are like.
    This is no adventure.
[21:45] High elf archer
    Someday, I'll take you
[21:47] High elf archer
    on an actual adventure.
[23:32] Cow girl
    Welcome home.
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[00:01] Inspector
    How are the promotion exam
    applications going?
[00:03] Guild girl
    There's one today, and one tomorrow.
[00:06] Guild girl
    Oh, this is...
[00:09] Guild girl
    The one who's traveling with Goblin Slayer...
[00:12] Inspector
    Goblin Slayer?
[00:14] Inspector
    Oh, that guy...
[00:16] Guild girl
    What?
[00:17] Inspector
    Oh, nothing.
[00:23] Cow girl
    Good morning! You're awake, huh?
[00:26] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[00:28] Cow girl
    Everything okay?
[00:30] Goblin slayer
    There's no sign that any goblins came by.
[00:33] Cow girl
    That's not what I mean.
[00:35] Cow girl
    I'm talking about you.
[00:36] Cow girl
    You collapsed as soon as you got
    home and were asleep for days.
[00:41] Goblin slayer
    I rested for three days.
[00:42] Cow girl
    Only three days.
[00:44] Cow girl
    You need to get proper rest.
[00:46] Goblin slayer
    It was just exhaustion.
    Nothing to worry about.
[00:49] Goblin slayer
    That said, I was told that my lack of
    ability to take care of myself is a problem.
[00:53] Cow girl
    From that Priestess girl?
[00:55] Goblin slayer
    No, another adventurer.
[00:57] Cow girl
    I see.
[00:59] Cow girl
    So you're going with more people now.
[01:01] Goblin slayer
    Just once so far.
[01:03] Cow girl
    That makes it sound like you
    plan on going with them again.
[01:07] Goblin slayer
    Does it?
[01:08] Cow girl
    Yup.
[01:10] Goblin slayer
    I see.
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[03:01] Apprentice cleric
    Take care of that thing!
[03:02] Greenhorn warrior
    I know!
[03:10] Apprentice cleric
    Are you okay? It didn't bite you, did it?
[03:12] Greenhorn warrior
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[03:14] Greenhorn warrior
    My sword...
[03:17] Greenhorn warrior
    Huh?
[03:18] Greenhorn warrior
    I-I can't get it out!
[03:21] Greenhorn warrior
    H-Hey, time out! My sword's still stu—
[03:24] Apprentice cleric
    Chief of justice, lord of the
    sword, ward of the scale...
[03:27] Apprentice cleric
    May your forces manifest before me!
[03:29] Apprentice cleric
    Holy Smite!
[03:35] Greenhorn warrior
    Must be nice. Miracles from the gods can
    take those things out with one blow.
[03:39] Apprentice cleric
    Quit your complaining.
[03:41] Apprentice cleric
    They only answer my wishes once a day...
[03:49] Greenhorn warrior
    You idiot! Run!
[03:55] Guild girl
    You weren't able to complete the quest, so...
[03:58] Guild girl
    No reward. Sorry...
[04:01] Both
    Right...
[04:03] Guild girl
    Um... I think it'd be best to
    wash up as soon as you can...
[04:09] Both
    Right...
[04:11] Greenhorn warrior
    We'll need weapons before we do anything else.
[04:14] Apprentice cleric
    Yeah. It's a waste to leave
    that sword in the sewer.
[04:19] Greenhorn warrior
    No, I mean, we're going to need
    weapons just to go retrieve it.
[04:23] Apprentice cleric
    Do you have any money?
[04:25] Greenhorn warrior
    Well...
[04:26] Apprentice cleric
    Then what are we going to do?
[04:28] Greenhorn warrior
    Maybe I can get someone to loan me one.
[04:29] Apprentice cleric
    Let's try to avoid going into debt.
[04:32] Greenhorn warrior
    No, I mean, maybe I could
    borrow someone's spare weapon.
[04:36] Apprentice cleric
    From who?
[04:38] Greenhorn warrior
    Yeah, about that...
[04:40] Cow girl
    I'm going to go get the receptionist's signature.
[04:42] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[04:45] High elf archer
    Orcbolg?
[04:47] High elf archer
    What are you doing?
[04:48] Goblin slayer
    Unloading cargo.
[04:50] Dwarf shaman
    Are you sure you should be moving
    around already, Beard-cutter?
[04:53] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[04:54] Lizardman priest
    I heard you were asleep for three days,
[04:58] Lizardman priest
    but you seem to be back on your feet.
[05:01] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[05:02] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, we had a favor
    we wanted to ask... You see...
[05:07] Lizardman priest
    How do I put this?
[05:08] Goblin slayer
    What is it?
[05:09] Lizardman priest
    I'd like to request, um... that one item.
[05:13] Goblin slayer
    What item?
[05:14] Dwarf shaman
    Scaly here wants more of that cheese.
[05:18] High elf archer
    All he's talked about the
    past three days is cheese.
[05:25] Goblin slayer
    Will this suffice?
[05:29] Goblin slayer
    You can pay the guild for it.
[05:31] Lizardman priest
    Yes, yes, of course, Sir Goblin Slayer!
[05:36] High elf archer
    H-Hey...
[05:38] Goblin slayer
    Now what?
[05:40] High elf archer
    Well... you see,
[05:42] High elf archer
    we're currently surveying some ruins.
[05:45] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[05:46] High elf archer
    So, um... We might be asking for your help.
[05:52] Goblin slayer
    I'll think about it.
[05:55] High elf archer
    Yeah, you do that.
[06:01] Dwarf shaman
    You're so difficult, long-ears.
[06:04] Dwarf shaman
    Why don't you just ask him to join us?
[06:07] High elf archer
    Shut your mouth, dwarf!
[06:08] High elf archer
    Don't make me shoot you!
[06:10] Lizardman priest
    Sweet nectar!
[06:12] Inspector
    Thank you.
[06:13] Cow girl
    And thank you.
[06:16] Spearman
    You lost your weapon? Yeah, that sucks.
[06:20] Greenhorn warrior
    I'd like to go retrieve it,
    but I don't have another weapon...
[06:24] Greenhorn warrior
    So I was hoping I could
    borrow someone's spare...
[06:26] Spearman
    I mean, I've got plenty to spare,
    so I could lend you one, but...
[06:31] Spearman
    you aren't strong enough to wield them.
[06:34] Witch
    Magical weapons... that aren't...
    a good match for you...
[06:39] Witch
    would be a bad idea... right?
[06:43] Greenhorn warrior
    R-Right. Um... Sorry for bothering you.
[06:47] Witch
    Wait...
[06:51] Witch
    I'll give you... something... even better.
[06:58] Greenhorn warrior
    A candle?
[07:00] Witch
    This candle... will help you
    find what you're looking for.
[07:07] Witch
    When you get close... to what you're
    looking for... it gets hot.
[07:13] Witch
    Say... You could also...
    sell it for cash... you know?
[07:18] Greenhorn warrior
    Er, right... Thank you very much.
[07:22] Witch
    Don't mention... it.
[07:24] Witch
    I just... wanted to help...
[07:28] Spearman
    Right. Let's head off to our next adventure.
[07:31] Cow girl
    Well, I'm going to head home.
[07:33] Goblin slayer
    Okay.
[07:38] Goblin slayer
    I'd like to request some repairs.
[07:40] Smith
    Again?
[07:42] Smith
    How many times must you destroy my work?
[07:44] Smith
    Be more careful!
[07:47] Goblin slayer
    I am careful.
[07:48] Smith
    Damn, you don't even get sarcasm.
[07:51] Goblin slayer
    Also, I'd like you to procure a scroll.
[07:53] Smith
    Scrolls are hard to come by as it is,
    and they're expensive to boot.
[07:57] Goblin slayer
    I'll pay whatever you want.
[07:59] Smith
    If some adventurer comes around
    and tries to sell me one, I'll buy it,
[08:02] Smith
    but don't get your hopes up.
[08:05] Goblin slayer
    I know. That's fine.
[08:10] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[08:14] Goblin slayer
    I'm running into everyone today.
[08:18] Priestess
    Look at this! See?
[08:21] Goblin slayer
    So you went from 10th to 9th.
[08:23] Priestess
    Yes! I got promoted yesterday!
[08:27] Priestess
    I was a bit nervous, but apparently
    fighting an ogre really helped!
[08:32] Goblin slayer
    I see. Good for you.
[08:34] Priestess
    And it's all thanks to you, Goblin Slayer.
[08:39] Goblin slayer
    I didn't do anything.
[08:41] Priestess
    But you saved me the first time we met.
[08:45] Goblin slayer
    But the rest of your party didn't make it.
[08:48] Priestess
    Yes, but... You still saved me.
[08:53] Priestess
    I thought that I should at
    least thank you properly.
[08:57] Priestess
    Thank you very much.
[09:01] Priestess
    Well, I'm going to the temple to report
    to Mother Superior about my promotion!
[09:11] Scout
    No way, no how!
[09:12] Scout
    I just lost my own short sword,
    and I'm using a loaner myself.
[09:15] Scout
    If I let someone else borrow that,
    the boss is gonna kill me.
[09:18] Greenhorn warrior
    You lost it? How?
[09:20] Druid
    A giant slug melted it. Unbelievable.
[09:25] Greenhorn warrior
    A giant slug, huh? Must be nice...
[09:28] Apprentice cleric
    We're porcelain, and they're silver.
[09:32] Apprentice cleric
    We're no match for them.
[09:36] Scout
    You were out hunting rats?
[09:38] Greenhorn warrior
    Yeah, and I lost my sword.
[09:41] Greenhorn warrior
    Man... I'm so jealous.
[09:43] Greenhorn warrior
    I want a two-handed sword...
[09:47] Greenhorn warrior
    like that great sword.
[09:49] Apprentice cleric
    If you even tried to hold that
    thing up, you'd collapse.
[09:53] Apprentice cleric
    Not to mention...
[09:55] Apprentice cleric
    it costs m-o-n-e-y.
[10:01] Scout
    Looks like he got Silent cast on him.
[10:03] Druid
    Hey, why not talk to the guild about it?
[10:06] Apprentice cleric
    Talk to them? About borrowing a weapon?
[10:08] Druid
    No, about how to slay those rats.
[10:12] Druid
    Maybe they could suggest a good method.
[10:15] Apprentice cleric
    Would it really be that easy?
[10:20] Guild girl
    Goblin Slayer!
[10:23] Apprentice cleric
    Pardon me...
[10:24] Guild girl
    Yes?
[10:28] Guild girl
    How to slay giant rats...
[10:31] Guild girl
    I'm afraid it's not that simple.
[10:34] Guild girl
    I mean, we're asking
    adventurers for help because
[10:37] Guild girl
    they're difficult to deal with...
[10:39] Greenhorn warrior
    Isn't there anything you can do?
[10:40] Apprentice cleric
    Anything would be great! Please!
[10:43] Guild girl
    This is pretty simple, but why not boost your
    defense with chain mail or something?
[10:49] Greenhorn warrior
    We don't have any money.
[10:51] Guild girl
    In that case, it's probably best to ask for help
    with adventures from another adventurer.
[10:58] Greenhorn warrior
    G-Goblin Slayer?
[11:01] Guild girl
    What's wrong?
[11:02] Greenhorn warrior
    Oh, um, it's just...
[11:04] Apprentice cleric
    Um... We were kind of rude to him before.
[11:08] Guild girl
    Oh, don't worry. That sort
    of thing doesn't bother him.
[11:12] Apprentice cleric
    You think so?
[11:13] Guild girl
    Yes, I guarantee it.
[11:18] Apprentice cleric
    Um...
[11:20] Goblin slayer
    What?
[11:21] Greenhorn warrior
    Th-There's something we wanted to ask.
[11:24] Greenhorn warrior
    When you lose your sword,
    what's the best way to fight enemies?
[11:27] Goblin slayer
    Steal one from a goblin.
[11:29] Greenhorn warrior
    But we're not fighting goblins.
[11:32] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[11:34] Goblin slayer
    Have you ever used any
    weapon other than a sword?
[11:36] Greenhorn warrior
    No...
[11:37] Apprentice cleric
    Also, we have no money.
[11:40] Goblin slayer
    In that case, how about a club?
[11:42] Greenhorn warrior
    A club?
[11:44] Goblin slayer
    Yeah. Throw, stab, break, and shatter.
[11:47] Goblin slayer
    Even using a sword properly, you couldn't
    cut five goblins with one sword.
[11:51] Greenhorn warrior
    What about rats or bugs?
[11:53] Goblin slayer
    I couldn't say. I'm sure if you swung one
    around and it hit them, it'd at least hurt.
[11:57] Goblin slayer
    If nothing else, it wouldn't get nicked
    like a sword, so it's easier to use.
[12:01] Greenhorn warrior
    Easier...
[12:03] Greenhorn warrior
    A club, huh?
[12:04] Goblin slayer
    Yeah, a club.
[12:06] Guild girl
    The observer can't come?
[12:08] Inspector
    They apparently got hurt in a quest
    yesterday. Do you have anyone else?
[12:12] Guild girl
    Um... In that case...
[12:16] Guild girl
    Goblin Slayer!
[12:18] Goblin slayers
    Goblins?
[12:19] Guild girl
    No, no goblins—
[12:22] Guild girl
    Wait, please don't leave!
[12:24] Goblin slayer
    But there are no goblins, right?
[12:27] Guild girl
    Er, um... Yes, that's correct, but...
[12:30] Guild girl
    Does it absolutely have
    to... involve... goblins?
[12:39] Goblin slayer
    Keep it short.
[12:40] Guild girl
    I will! You see, there was a mix-up...
[12:44] Guild girl
    so I'd like you to act as an observer.
[12:47] Goblin slayer
    An observer? For a promotion exam?
[12:55] Apprentice cleric
    This candle's supposed to react when
    I think about the sword, right?
[12:59] Greenhorn warrior
    Well?
[13:01] Apprentice cleric
    I think it feels warmer over here.
[13:04] Greenhorn warrior
    So my sword's over there?
[13:15] Greenhorn warrior
    There they are.
[13:22] Greenhorn warrior
    Why, you—
[13:27] Greenhorn warrior
    Die! Die! Die!
[13:33] Greenhorn warrior
    Where's the other one?
[13:34] Apprentice cleric
    It ran away.
[13:36] Apprentice cleric
    So what do you think of the club?
[13:38] Greenhorn warrior
    I'm not sure, but they do die when
    I hit them really hard with it.
[13:43] Apprentice cleric
    It suits you much better than a sword.
[13:45] Greenhorn warrior
    Oh, shut up.
[13:51] Guild girl
    All right, let's begin the promotion exam.
[13:55] Rhea scout
    Bring it on!
[13:57] Rhea scout
    Let's just skip sapphire and
    emerald and go straight to ruby...
[14:01] Rhea scout
    no, bronze, even!
[14:04] Guild girl
    No, that's not how this works.
[14:06] Guild girl
    Your leather armor and boots...
    Those are new, right?
[14:10] Rhea scout
    Oh, you can tell?
[14:12] Rhea scout
    They're excellent quality.
[14:14] Rhea scout
    I had them matted. They're a perfect fit for me.
[14:18] Guild girl
    How is it that you seem to be
    doing so well for yourself
[14:21] Guild girl
    when the same quests are
    available to everyone?
[14:24] Rhea scout
    Oh, uh... Well, that's, uh...
[14:28] Rhea scout
    I actually had my family send me some money.
[14:32] Inspector
    That's a lie.
[14:33] Rhea scout
    Huh?
[14:34] Inspector
    I swear on the name of the Supreme
    God that what he just said was a lie.
[14:40] Rhea scout
    Sense Lie! The ability to see through lies!
[14:43] Rhea scout
    Damn it! Curse these seekers!
[14:45] Guild girl
    It appears that you acquired some new gear
    in the raid at those ruins the other day.
[14:50] Guild girl
    Oh, I get it!
[14:52] Guild girl
    You told the others that you were going
    to scout, found a treasure chest,
[14:56] Guild girl
    kept it for yourself, and sold the contents!
[14:58] Rhea Scout
    N-N-No, I-I would never...
[15:00] Rhea scout
    I-I'm sorry!
[15:02] Guild girl
    This is truly a problem.
    It's because of guys like you that
[15:06] Guild girl
    so many people have prejudiced views
    against other rheas and scouts.
[15:10] Guild girl
    But since it's your first offense,
    just demoting you to porcelain and
[15:14] Guild girl
    banning you from adventuring
    in this town will suffice.
[15:16] Rhea scout
    H-Hang on a second! That's messed up!
[15:19] Rhea scout
    I'm getting kicked out just because
    I kept a treasure chest to myself?!
[15:24] Guild girl
    Huh?
[15:25] Guild girl
    "Just"? Are you stupid?
[15:28] Guild girl
    Those who betray other people's trust
    don't deserve to be adventurers.
[15:33] Guild girl
    You are hereby demoted on the
    grounds of falsifying a reward,
[15:37] Guild girl
    though you may stick around if you'd like.
[15:40] Inspector
    Don't get any silly ideas.
[15:43] Rhea scout
    C-Come on, Goblin Slayer!
    You're a fellow adventurer of this town!
[15:48] Goblin slayer
    What? I'm just an observer.
    Nothing more and nothing less.
[15:53] Rhea scout
    But you're an adventurer...
[15:56] Goblin Slayer
    I am, but you also tricked other adventurers.
[16:01] Rhea scout
    D-Damn it!
[16:21] Rhea scout
    You'll regret this!
[16:24] Guild girl
    I think not.
[16:29] Apprentice cleric
    It's hot!
[16:31] Greenhorn warrior
    What's wrong?
[16:32] Apprentice cleric
    This thing's getting hotter and hotter.
[16:35] Greenhorn warrior
    That means my sword's getting closer.
[16:42] Greenhorn warrior
    Watch out!
[16:45] Apprentice cleric
    Hey, what are you doing?
[16:50] Greenhorn warrior
    This way!
[16:53] Greenhorn warrior
    How's the candle?
[16:53] Apprentice cleric
    It's really hot!
[16:55] Greenhorn warrior
    Don't tell me...
[16:56] Greenhorn warrior
    It's inside that thing?!
[16:58] Apprentice cleric
    What should we do?
[16:59] Greenhorn warrior
    Go back to the surface?
[17:01] Apprentice cleric
    They'll catch up to us
    while we climb the ladder!
[17:03] Greenhorn warrior
    Should we jump into the water?
[17:04] Apprentice cleric
    Do you want to get the black plague?!
[17:07] Greenhorn warrior
    In that case...
[17:17] Greenhorn warrior
    Use a miracle!
[17:18] Apprentice cleric
    What are you—
[17:19] Greenhorn warrior
    Just hurry!
[17:27] Greenhorn warrior
    Now!
[17:28] Apprentice cleric
    Chief of justice, lord of the
    sword, ward of the scale...
[17:30] Apprentice cleric
    May your forces manifest before me!
[17:32] Apprentice cleric
    Holy Smite!
[18:05] Apprentice cleric
    I-Is it still alive?
[18:10] Greenhorn warrior
    S-Stay back. It's dangerous.
[18:14] Greenhorn warrior
    I'm sure my sword doesn't taste good.
[18:17] Greenhorn warrior
    So just... give it back already!
[18:21] Guild girl
    That was so scary...
[18:24] Guild girl
    Thank you so much, Goblin Slayer.
[18:28] Goblin slayer
    I didn't do anything.
[18:29] Guild girl
    That's not true.
[18:32] Guild girl
    When I was going through the training
    courses at the capital, it was awful.
[18:36] Guild girl
    All those creeps who couldn't open their
    mouths without making lewd remarks...
[18:39] Guild girl
    And the ones who wanted to hit on me...
[18:42] Inspector
    There are so many of those in the capital.
[18:46] Guild girl
    I'd have to deal with people
    like that on my own, so...
[18:51] Guild girl
    I feel so much more relaxed just having
    someone I trust acting as an observer.
[18:57] Goblin slayer
    Really?
[18:58] Guild girl
    Yes, absolutely!
[19:00] Goblin slayer
    If we're done here, I'm leaving.
[19:02] Guild girl
    O-Oh, sure. If you go to the front desk,
    they should give you your compensation...
[19:07] Goblin slayer
    All right.
[19:09] Guild girl
    U-Um!
[19:12] Goblin slayer
    What?
[19:13] Guild girl
    Uh, um... Good work today.
[19:18] Goblin slayer
    Yeah, you, too.
[19:24] Inspector
    Good work.
[19:25] Inspector
    That rhea's probably going
    to try something again.
[19:28] Guild girl
    But surviving adventurers are rare these days.
[19:32] Guild girl
    What he did wasn't clearly illegal...
[19:35] Guild girl
    It'd be worse if he gave up
    on being an adventurer
[19:38] Guild girl
    and became an actual troublemaker.
[19:39] Inspector
    Well, the adventurers run the gamut
    from Lawful Good to Chaotic Evil.
[19:45] Guild girl
    As long as they're adventurers,
    they're allowed to make that choice.
[19:50] Guild girl
    Thank you for everything.
[19:51] Inspector
    It was nothing. It's my job as a priest for
    the Supreme God, so it's no problem at all.
[19:57] Guild girl
    And from the perspective of the God of
    Law, how do you think I handled that?
[20:01] Inspector
    Most people seem to misunderstand
    the God of Justice.
[20:05] Inspector
    You see that all the time in plays.
[20:08] Inspector
    Justice is not about striking down evil,
[20:10] Inspector
    but making people aware that
    evil exists in the world.
[20:14] Guild girl
    That's a lovely way of thinking.
[20:17] Inspector
    If you can put it into practice.
[20:19] Inspector
    I'm still nowhere near the
    Sword Maiden, not even close.
[20:25] Inspector
    She was one of the adventurers
    that defeated the Demon Lord.
[20:29] Inspector
    The Sword Maiden, a servant of
    the all-powerful Supreme God.
[20:33] Inspector
    I admire her so much.
[20:37] Inspector
    Well, all I have to do is see
    through lies, so I have it easy.
[20:41] Inspector
    You still have work, right?
[20:43] Guild girl
    I have to get started on the
    paperwork to demote him...
[20:46] Inspector
    So... that other guy's the one you like?
[20:48] Guild girl
    Huh? U-Um...
[20:52] Guild girl
    Y-Yeah, so what?
[20:57] Inspector
    You always had a soft spot for strait-laced
    people, even back at the capital.
[21:01] Spearman
    To the brave adventurer who
    got his sword back on his own!
[21:05] All
    Cheers!
[21:08] Guild girl
    I mean, I wondered if there were
    more stoic adventurers around...
[21:14] Guild girl
    But maybe he's a bit too stoic...
[21:19] Inspector
    I'm glad you seem happy.
    So, don't you have work to do?
[21:23] Guild girl
    Yeah, I need to stop thinking about
    silly things and get to work.
[21:28] Goblin slayer
    Hey.
[21:29] Guild
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What is it, Goblin Slayer?
[21:33] Goblin slayer
    What else? I'm going to slay some goblins.
[21:37] Guild girl
    That quest listing...
[21:39] Guild girl
    It's a special one that arrived on
    a parcel carriage from far away.
[21:47] Guild girl
    It's specifically asking for Goblin Slayer?
[21:51] Guild girl
    Who could it be from?
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[00:28] Hero
    Hold it right there!
[00:33] Hero
    I've always wanted to say that.
[00:36] Sage
    I can't fathom why you would throw
    away the advantage of a sneak attack.
[00:40] Swordmaster
    Come on, now. Introductions are important.
[00:42] Swordmaster
    If you successfully provoke them,
    they'll focus all their attacks on you.
[00:47] Evil priest
    How did you know our
    sect's secret meeting spot?
[00:50] Hero
    I just had a hunch.
[00:51] Evil priest
    What?!
[00:52] Sage
    We know about your evil plans.
[00:55] Swordsmater
    You can't escape now.
[00:58] Hero
    Exactly!
[01:00] Evil priest
    Th-That holy sword! I-It can't be!
[01:05] Hero
    The Hero has arrived!
[01:12] Scout
    And just like that,
[01:15] Scout
    the Hero appeared and defeated
    all of the Demon Lord's minions!
[01:20] Druid
    Apparently, the Hero's a cute girl!
[01:25] Scout
    No fair... I wanna go on an
    adventure with the Hero, too!
[01:29] Druid
    You couldn't handle it.
[01:30] Scout
    What?
[01:31] Spearman
    Just because she's a hero doesn't mean
    she could take them all out on her own.
[01:35] Spearman
    Otherwise we'd be out of a job.
[01:39] Witch
    Don't get so... cocky.
[01:44] High elf archer
    Hey, did you hear?
    The Hero defeated the Demon Lord's—
[01:47] Goblin slayer
    That doesn't matter.
[01:52] Goblin Slayer
    It's time to slay some goblins.
[03:24] Goblin slayer
    It's time to slay some goblins.
[03:26] Goblin slayer
    The location is Water Town.
[03:27] Goblin slayer
    The reward is one bag of gold each.
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[03:30] Goblin slayer
    It's up to you if you want to come or not.
[03:32] High elf archer
    Seriously...
[03:35] Priestess
    I thought I had it figured out,
    but now I know for sure.
[03:39] Priestess
    I wouldn't last if I were to continue
    being surprised by your every move.
[03:44] Priestess
    So, listen.
[03:46] Priestess
    Like I said before,
[03:48] Priestess
    it's not a discussion when
    there really aren't any options.
[03:51] Goblin slayer
    But there are options.
[03:53] Priestess
    You're basically only giving us two choices!
[03:57] High elf archer
    If we say we aren't going,
    you'll just go by yourself, right?
[04:01] Goblin slayer
    Of course.
[04:04] High elf archer
    So she's right. This isn't a discussion.
[04:06] Dwarf shaman
    Still, the fact that Beard-cutter
    is even mentioning it to us
[04:10] Dwarf shaman
    means that he's softened up some, perhaps.
[04:12] Lizardman priest
    Indeed. I do believe this is a good thing.
[04:18] Lizardman priest
    Sweet, sweet nectar.
[04:24] Priestess
    Then I'll do as I please.
[04:26] Priestess
    I'll go with you.
[04:29] Lizardman priest
    There are many goblins.
[04:32] Lizardman priest
    The more spellcasters you have, the better.
[04:36] Dwarf shaman
    Oh, very well. We just finished
    getting our travel expenses in order,
[04:41] Dwarf shaman
    so we'll go with you.
[04:43] High elf archer
    Once we're done slaying these goblins,
    you'll go on an adventure with us.
[04:49] High elf archer
    Does that work for you, Orcbolg?
[04:51] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, that's fine.
[04:53] High elf archer
    And no waterboarding the goblins.
[04:57] Priestess
    Or attacking them with fire.
[04:58] High elf archer
    Or poisoning them.
[05:00] Goblin slayer
    No poison, either?
[05:01] Both
    Of course!
[05:03] Goblin slayer
    Very well.
[05:06] Both
    He agreed surprisingly easily.
[05:24] Lizardman priest
    I see it.
[05:26] Priestess
    That's...
[05:27] Priestess
    Water Town?
[05:32] High elf archer
    I've been here before.
[05:36] High elf archer
    Because of the channels, they
    have plenty of wares and food.
[05:42] Priestess
    What's good to eat around here?
[05:46] Dwarf shaman
    Let's see...
[05:47] Dwarf shaman
    Around here, it'd probably be lamb liver
    stewed with wine, or fried river fish.
[05:52] Goblin slayer
    Apparently, the wheat here is very
    coarse, so it makes great batter.
[05:57] Lizardman priest
    Ah, you seem rather knowledgeable
    about this, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[06:00] Goblin slayer
    Someone I know is. When I told them
    I was coming here, they told me that.
[06:05] Priestess
    Is it the person from the farm?
[06:07] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[06:19] Priestess
    So this is the Temple of Law...
    This is my first time seeing it.
[06:22] Priestess
    Isn't it amazing, Goblin Slayer?
[06:25] Goblin slayer
    Is it?
[06:27] Priestess
    Jeez.
[06:28] High elf archer
    So, the person who requested
    this quest is here?
[06:31] Goblin slayer
    Yeah. They said we can meet them in there.
[06:34] Priestess
    Is the client a priest of the Supreme God?
[06:37] Goblin slayer
    No, they're the Archbishop
    of the Supreme God.
[06:40] Priestess
    Huh?!
[06:42] Priestess
    Th-The Archbishop?
[06:46] Goblin slayer
    Let's go.
[06:52] Priestess
    Th-The Sword Maiden.
[06:57] Priestess
    The person in charge of the law
    all across the western frontier.
[07:01] Priestess
    The Archbishop beloved by the Supreme God.
[07:04] Priestess
    Ten years ago, she was one of the adventurers
    who defeated the resurrected Demon Lord.
[07:07] Priestess
    A gold-ranked adventurer,
    the second-highest rank.
[07:11] Priestess
    She isn't a hero from some legend.
[07:14] Priestess
    She was born of the people
    and became a legend herself.
[07:18] Priestess
    That's...
[07:23] Priestess
    the Sword...
[07:25] Priestess
    Maiden.
[07:27] Sword maiden
    Oh?
[07:28] Sword maiden
    Well, well... Who do we have here?
[07:31] Goblin slayer
    I came to slay some goblins.
[07:32] Priestess
    U-Um, I beg your pardon!
[07:34] Priestess
    Thank you for seeing us.
    It's an honor to meet you.
[07:39] Sword maiden
    A brave warrior and an adorable
    priestess... And the rest of you?
[07:44] Lizardman priest
    We are fellow members of this party.
[07:47] Lizardman priest
    Though we were not summoned,
    we will be happy to help.
[07:51] Sword maiden
    Welcome, adventurers.
[07:54] Sword maiden
    I welcome you from the bottom of my heart.
[07:56] Goblin slayer
    So, where are the goblins?
[08:02] Sword maiden
    It happened about a month ago.
[08:05] Sword maiden
    We sent one of the acolyte girls on an
    errand from the temple late at night,
[08:09] Sword maiden
    and her corpse was found in
    an alleyway in the morning.
[08:13] Sword maiden
    We received a report saying
    that it looked as though
[08:16] Sword maiden
    she was sliced apart while still alive.
[08:19] Goblin slayer
    Still alive? So it happened right there?
[08:21] Sword maiden
    Yes.
[08:22] Goblin slayer
    Was any part of her eaten,
    or was she only killed?
[08:25] Goblin slayer
    What else?
[08:26] High elf archer
    Have some tact.
[08:29] Goblin slayer
    Continue.
[08:31] Sword maiden
    It was truly a terrible incident.
[08:34] Sword maiden
    I had the city guard increase their patrols,
    but these crimes continued to happen.
[08:39] Sword maiden
    Casualties seemingly perpetrated
    by thieves or slashers...
[08:42] Sword maiden
    Violent acts against women...
[08:43] Sword maiden
    Even children were kidnapped.
[08:45] Sword maiden
    And then an adventurer
    happened to see and cut down
[08:49] Sword maiden
    a small, shadowy figure
    that was attacking a girl.
[08:52] Sword maiden
    That small corpse...
[08:54] Goblin slayer
    Was it a goblin?
[08:56] Dwarf shaman
    Goblins, huh?
[08:58] Dwarf shaman
    I'm sure there are more than a few...
[09:01] Priestess
    But how did they even get into the town?
[09:05] Priestess
    I doubt they somehow got through the gates.
[09:08] Dwarf shaman
    Maybe they got in underground...
    or perhaps by the channels.
[09:12] High elf archer
    But it seems like a lot of casualties
    if they just wandered in.
[09:15] Lizardman priest
    Goblins dwell underground, do they not?
[09:19] Lizardman priest
    This town was built on
    top of an old settlement,
[09:21] Lizardman priest
    so there are probably some underground ruins.
[09:24] Goblin slayer
    If I were them, I would
    just settle underground.
[09:27] Goblin slayer
    They're not bright creatures,
    but they aren't complete fools.
[09:29] High elf archer
    You're always thinking like a goblin.
[09:32] Goblin slayer
    Of course I am.
[09:33] Goblin slayer
    If I didn't know what they were thinking,
    I wouldn't be able to fight them.
[09:37] Sword maiden
    We also concluded that they were underground
[09:41] Sword maiden
    and sent out a quest for the
    adventurers in this town, but...
[09:44] Priestess
    What happened to them?
[09:47] Priestess
    I see...
[09:49] Sword maiden
    And that was when I heard the song of the
    brave Goblin Slayer from the frontier.
[09:55] Goblin slayer
    What song?
[09:56] High elf archer
    You didn't know?
[09:58] High elf archer
    There's a song about you, Orcbolg.
[10:00] High elf archer
    It's sort of disappointing,
    having actually met you, though.
[10:03] Goblin slayer
    That's not my problem.
[10:05] Lizardman priest
    You mustn't say that. Bards singing songs
    of brave feats is how these tales survive.
[10:10] Goblin slayer
    Why do they need to survive?
[10:12] Dwrf shaman
    Don't you get it, Beard-cutter?
[10:15] Dwarf shaman
    The more the words of your
    deeds spread throughout the land,
[10:18] Dwarf shaman
    the more requests you'll get to slay goblins.
[10:23] Sword maiden
    Kind sirs, I beg of you...
[10:25] Sword maiden
    Will you save our town?
[10:29] Goblin slayer
    I don't know if I'll be able to save it,
    but let's kill some goblins.
[10:34] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer! Can't you say it a bit nicer?
[10:37] Goblin slayer
    It's the truth.
[10:38] Priestess
    It's because it's the truth that you
    should be more tactful with your words!
[10:43] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, shall we
    head to the sewers, then?
[10:46] Goblin slayer
    We're going to go in and wipe them out.
[10:47] Goblin slayer
    The underground is huge.
    It'd be annoying if one got away.
[10:51] High elf archer
    Remember, no using water, fire, or poison!
[10:54] Goblin slayer
    I know.
[10:55] Lizardman priest
    But why not just have the city guard or
    the troops of this town take care of them?
[11:00] Lizardman priest
    I'll admit that I do not know
    everything about this town,
[11:03] Lizardman priest
    but surely this couldn't be
    out of their jurisdiction.
[11:06] Sword maiden
    Well...
[11:07] Goblin slayer
    Were you told that there was no point in
    mobilizing the military against mere goblins?
[11:13] Sword maiden
    Yes.
[11:14] Dwarf shaman
    Well, you can't really blame them.
[11:16] Dwarf shaman
    They're in the middle of battling with
    the armies of the Demon Lord, after all.
[11:19] Dwarf shaman
    I guess that means goblin slaying
    is a job for us adventurers.
[11:24] Lizardman priest
    I'll admit that human politics and money
    issues seem rather troublesome.
[11:29] Goblin slayer
    I have no interest in that.
    How can we get down there?
[11:33] Goblin Slayer
    Hey.
[11:34] Sword maiden
    Oh, yes. I do beg your pardon.
[11:38] Sword maiden
    I believe your best option
    is to go down the well
[11:41] Sword maiden
    behind this temple, into the sewers.
[11:44] Goblin slayer
    Is this accurate?
[11:45] Sword maiden
    Well, this is an old sketch from
    when this temple was first built.
[11:50] Sword maiden
    But the water flow indicated
    here should be correct.
[11:53] Sword maiden
    Even if there is erosion or damage,
    it shouldn't be severe.
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[11:59] Goblin slayer
    You get to navigate.
[12:01] Lizardman priest
    Understood.
[12:02] Goblin slayer
    Let's go. We don't have time to waste.
[12:05] High elf archer
    Well, I guess I wouldn't expect
    you to be any other way, Orcbolg.
[12:12] Sword maiden
    Miss.
[12:13] Priestess
    Yes?
[12:14] Sword maiden
    This may seem rude, as I am
    the one who requested this...
[12:18] Sword maiden
    but are you not frightened?
[12:22] Priestess
    Well... Yes, I'm frightened, but...
[12:29] Priestess
    I'm sure...
[12:32] Priestess
    I'm sure that everything will be all right.
[12:58] Lizardman priest
    That should take care of things.
[13:00] High elf archer
    Yup.
[13:03] High elf archer
    And done.
[13:05] Dwarf shaman
    To think that there were this many
    goblins dwelling underneath the town...
[13:10] Goblin slayer
    It's about what I expected.
[13:14] High elf archer
    Just so you know, I'm not copying him.
[13:17] High elf archer
    This is going to be a long battle, right?
[13:19] High elf archer
    Unlike Orcbolg, I don't want
    to use the goblins' arrows.
[13:23] High elf archer
    They're terribly made.
[13:25] Goblin slayer
    Are they?
[13:26] High elf archer
    They are!
[13:27] Dwarf shaman
    But this is the fifth attack just today.
[13:31] Dwarf shaman
    At this rate, who knows how many
    goblins are actually down here?
[13:35] High elf archer
    Seriously, how long is this going to go on?
[13:38] Goblin slayer
    Don't worry. These walls are made of stone.
[13:41] Goblin slayer
    There shouldn't be any
    surprise attacks through them.
[13:44] Priestess
    Please don't remind me of
    such a terrible memory.
[13:47] Goblin slayer
    Sorry.
[13:48] Dwarf shaman
    With all the waste down here, you
    probably don't need to mask your scent.
[13:52] High elf archer
    Please don't remind me of
    such a terrible memory.
[13:56] Dwarf shaman
    What is it, long-ears?
[13:59] High elf archer
    I just felt something weird.
[14:02] High elf archer
    The sound of water?
    Is it coming from above?
[14:09] Priestess
    It appears to be raining...
[14:12] High elf archer
    But is rain underground even possible?
[14:15] Dwarf shaman
    It must be raining on the surface.
[14:18] Dwarf shaman
    I'm sure all the water from the canals
    and sewers flows down here.
[14:22] Dwarf shaman
    What do you think, Beard-cutter?
[14:24] Goblin slayer
    We'll be at a disadvantage if
    our light source is extinguished.
[14:32] Priestess
    What's the matter, Goblin Slayer?
[14:34] Goblin slayer
    Be on your guard.
[14:37] High elf archer
    Something's coming this way.
[14:39] Dwarf shaman
    Beard-cutter!
[14:59] High elf archer
    A boat...
[15:00] Dwarf shaman
    ...full of...
[15:00] Lizardman priest
    ...goblins?!
[15:08] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[15:10] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[15:14] Priestess
    Protection!
[15:19] Priestess
    I can't hold this for long...
[15:21] High elf archer
    What do you want to do?
[15:22] Goblin Slayer
    What else? The same as usual.
[15:27] Goblin slayer
    The goblins must die.
[15:29] Goblin slayer
    That's one.
[15:31] High elf archer
    Jeez... Just leave that to me, all right?
[15:35] Goblin slayer
    How many spells do you have left?
[15:37] Dwarf shaman
    Plenty!
[15:38] Goblin slayer
    Then use Tunnel. Dig a hole.
[15:41] Dwarf shaman
    Are you trying to destroy the town above us?!
[15:43] Goblin slayer
    Not up. Dig down.
[15:45] Goblin slayer
    Dig a hole in the channel
    and let the water run down.
[15:48] Dwarf shaman
    But that's going to back up the sewage!
[15:52] Goblin slayer
    But it's not water, fire, or poison.
[15:54] High elf archer
    Think of something else!
[15:57] Priestess
    I can't hold this any longer!
[15:58] Lizardman priest
    Do you have another transfer
    scroll like last time?
[16:02] Goblin slayer
    If I did, I would've brought it with me.
[16:04] Goblin slayer
    I'm going to throw this as
    soon as Protection goes down.
[16:07] Goblin slayer
    Once I do, use Protection again
    to strengthen our defense.
[16:10] Priestess
    R-Right.
[16:12] Lizardman priest
    Just a moment, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[16:14] Lizardman priest
    O sickle wings of the velociraptor...
[16:17] Lizardman priest
    Slice, fly, and hunt!
[16:22] Lizardman priest
    I believe that might be to your liking.
[16:25] Lizardman priest
    Oh, but if possible, please don't throw it.
[16:27] Goblin slayer
    I'll do my best.
[16:28] Priestess
    Just... a little longer...
[16:43] Goblin slayer
    We're jumping.
[16:50] Goblin slayer
    Five.
[16:52] Lizardman priest
    Fearsome dragon,
    behold your descendant in battle!
[16:58] Goblin slayer
    Nine.
[16:59] Goblin slayer
    Ten.
[17:00] Goblin slayer
    They're wearing armor. It's easier
    to just knock them off the boat.
[17:03] Lizardman priest
    Understood!
[17:09] Goblin slayer
    Sixteen.
[17:10] Goblin slayer
    But you know... there sure are a lot of them.
[17:15] High elf archer
    An elf's arrows hit their mark,
    even when their eyes are closed!
[17:19] Dwarf shaman
    Here you go.
[17:20] High elf archer
    Ugh. Such an unrefined arrow...
[17:28] Priestess
    Protection!
[17:32] High elf archer
    Thanks!
[17:33] Priestess
    I'll block the attacks from the rear guard,
    so please continue your attacks.
[17:37] Dwarf shaman
    You got it!
[17:39] Dwarf shaman
    Time to work, you gnomes!
[17:41] Dwarf shaman
    Roll bits of sand together,
    and it shall become rock!
[17:47] Dwarf shaman
    Beard-cutter! Scaly! Get back here!
[17:51] Dwarf shaman
    Stone Blast!
[18:06] High elf archer
    Now... what's next?
[18:09] Priestess
    For now, let's rest for a while.
[18:12] Goblin slayer
    No, we need to keep moving.
[18:14] Lizardman priest
    I agree. We did cause quite a ruckus.
[18:18] Lizardman priest
    The rain is masking some of the noise,
[18:20] Lizardman priest
    but the others may have realized we're here.
[18:27] High elf archer
    What's that?
[18:28] Goblin slayer
    Is it a goblin?
[18:36] Goblin slayer
    That's not a goblin.
[18:38] High elf archer
    Thanks for stating the obvious!
[18:41] High elf archer
    Run!
[18:43] High elf archer
    Who knew a swamp dragon would be down here?!
[18:45] Priestess
    Swamp dragon... An alligator...
[18:47] Dwarf shaman
    Scaly, isn't that a relative of yours?
    Do something about him!
[18:51] Lizardman priest
    I'm afraid that I regrettably
    have not kept in contact
[18:54] Lizardman priest
    with my relatives ever
    since leaving my house!
[19:02] Lizardman priest
    Not to mention, I haven't a
    relative who is so violent, Sir Mage!
[19:09] Dwarf shaman
    Well, this sure beats walking!
[19:11] Goblin slayer
    Steady your breathing.
[19:13] Priestess
    I-I'm fine...
[19:15] Goblin Slayer
    You have one miracle left, don't you?
[19:17] Goblin slayer
    I can't have you fainting here.
[19:19] High elf archer
    Let's feed the dwarf to that thing and run!
[19:22] High elf archer
    It'll definitely get food poisoning!
[19:24] Dwarf shaman
    Why, you little—
[19:27] High elf archer
    Something's coming from the front.
[19:29] High elf archer
    Another goblin ship... Actually,
    there might be a number of them!
[19:32] Priestess
    Wh-What should we do?
[19:34] Goblin slayer
    There is a way.
[19:35] High elf archer
    Hey! I don't know what you've thought
    up, but no poison or burning!
[19:40] Goblin slayer
    We'll go with your idea.
[20:06] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[20:10] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[20:13] High elf archer
    I get it. You cast Holy Light
    on the swamp dragon's tail
[20:16] High elf archer
    and lured out the goblins.
[20:19] Goblin slayer
    Since I can't use poison, fire, or water,
[20:23] Goblin slayer
    this was all that was left, really.
[20:25] High elf archer
    But to think they'd be so easily
    fooled by just some light.
[20:29] Goblin slayer
    They've learned that adventurers
    travel around with light.
[20:33] High elf archer
    Oh, really?
[20:35] Goblin slayer
    I don't know when they learned it,
[20:36] Goblin slayer
    but they all seem to know it.
[20:40] Goblin slayer
    First of all, their kind only pillages.
[20:43] Goblin slayer
    They don't think of building
    anything on their own.
[20:46] Goblin slayer
    Again, they're not bright creatures,
    but they aren't complete fools.
[20:50] Goblin slayer
    They quickly learn how to use various tools.
[20:53] Goblin slayer
    If they're taught how to use boats,
    they will quickly catch on.
[20:56] High elf archer
    Well, aren't you knowledgeable?
[20:58] Goblin slayer
    I did some research.
[21:00] Goblin slayer
    That's why I won't give them any more ideas.
[21:05] Goblin slayer
    I'll slaughter them all.
[21:06] Dwarf shaman
    Which means... someone showed
    them how to use boats?
[21:11] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[21:13] Priestess
    But it's possible a goblin shaman
    could have figured it out...
[21:18] Goblin slayer
    Could be.
[21:20] Goblin slayer
    But if they naturally increased
    in numbers down here,
[21:24] Goblin slayer
    why didn't they... What was that thing again?
[21:26] Priestess
    Um... the swamp dragon?
[21:28] Goblin slayer
    Yeah, that.
[21:30] Goblin slayer
    The goblins didn't know about that thing.
[21:32] Goblin slayer
    If they had, they wouldn't
    have thought to use boats...
[21:36] Goblin slayer
    because they're cowards.
[21:39] Lizardman priest
    What are you suggesting, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[21:43] Goblin slayer
    The goblins down there
    didn't multiply naturally.
[21:51] Goblin slayer
    Someone, or something,
    is artificially causing all this.
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7 - Onward Unto Death
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[00:09] Priestess
    The others should've come with me.
[00:13] (Flashback) High elf priestess
    I'll pass.
[00:15] (Flashback) High elf priestess
    Baths feel like the spirits
    of fire, water, and air
[00:18] (Flashback) High elf priestess
    are all mixed up together.
    That kind of bugs me.
[00:22] (Flashback) Dwarf shaman
    We'd much rather have some food and wine.
[00:25] (Flashback) Lizardman priest
    I cannot think of anything better
    for fatigue than some cheese.
[00:29] (Flashback) Priestess
    What about you, Goblin Slayer?
[00:32] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    I'm going to send a letter.
[00:33] (Flashback) Priestess
    A letter?
[00:35] (Flashback) Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[00:39] Priestess
    I really have no idea what he's thinking.
[00:44] Priestess
    I guess that's natural.
[00:46] Priestess
    It's only been a few months since we met.
[00:55] Priestess
    If I hadn't met him...
[01:00] Priestess
    I...
[01:02] Sword Maiden
    Oh.
[01:10] Sword maiden
    Do you mind if I join you?
[02:46] Sword maiden
    I'm sorry for startling you.
[02:49] Sword maiden
    My duties kept me a bit late.
[02:58] Priestess
    I-It's fine...
[03:01] Priestess
    Um... Those scars...
[03:04] Sword maiden
    Oh, these? I made a slight mistake.
[03:09] Sword maiden
    They got me right in the back of the head.
[03:11] Sword maiden
    It happened more than ten years ago, though.
[03:14] Priestess
    Well, um...
[03:17] Priestess
    Are you okay now?
[03:20] Sword maiden
    You're a kind person.
[03:23] Sword maiden
    When I tell most people,
    they just say, "I'm sorry."
[03:28] Priestess
    But that's...
[03:32] Sword maiden
    You needn't worry about it.
[03:36] Sword maiden
    With these eyes,
[03:38] Sword maiden
    I have seen many, many things.
[03:42] Sword maiden
    Things you couldn't even imagine.
[03:47] Sword maiden
    That gentleman...
[03:51] Sword maiden
    Goblin Slayer, was it?
[03:54] Sword maiden
    He seems like quite a dependable fellow.
[03:57] Priestess
    Oh, um... Yes, he really is.
[04:02] Sword maiden
    It seems your search is going well.
[04:05] Sword maiden
    But someday...
[04:09] Sword maiden
    I'm sure he will disappear.
[04:18] Priestess
    U-Um, I-I...
[04:21] Sword maiden
    Yes. Make sure you don't stay
    too long, or you may get dizzy.
[04:26] Priestess
    She knows...
[04:28] Priestess
    She knows
[04:32] Priestess
    what the goblins are like.
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[04:42] Adventurer A
    Hey, look. It's a high elf.
[04:45] Adventurer B
    Seriously? I've never seen one before.
[04:49] Adventurer A
    And she's a looker, too. Nice.
[04:52] High elf archer
    Well, that's rather unpleasant.
[04:54] High elf archer
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
    So, did you send your letter?
[04:58] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[04:59] Goblin slayer
    There was an adventurer heading to town,
    so I formally requested that he take it.
[05:03] High elf archer
    Come to think of it,
    I've never written a letter.
[05:08] High elf archer
    What do you write in one?
    Do you just report that you're okay?
[05:11] Goblin slayer
    You're not wrong on the reporting part.
[05:14] High elf archer
    Which would mean he's sending
    them to the farm girl.
[05:18] High elf archer
    Well, well, Orcbolg, looks like you're
    capable of caring about others now.
[05:22] Goblin slayer
    Something's wrong.
[05:23] High elf archer
    Wrong? What do you mean?
[05:25] Goblin slayer
    Despite how large their sewers are,
    there isn't a single quest to slay giant rats.
[05:31] Adventurer A
    What a hick.
[05:32] Adventurer B
    Why would those things
    even exist in this town?
[05:36] High elf archer
    Now that you mention it, you're right.
[05:42] High elf archer
    Where are you going, Orcbolg?
[05:45] Goblin slayer
    There's something I need to get.
[05:47] High elf archer
    Ooh, what are you going to buy?
[05:57] High elf archer
    What is that?
[05:58] Goblin slayer
    You don't know what a bird is?
[06:00] High elf archer
    Of course I do!
[06:02] Goblin slayer
    It's a canary.
[06:03] High elf archer
    I told you, I know what it is!
[06:05] Goblin slayer
    I see.
[06:07] High elf archer
    It's not gonna cause some huge disaster
    if we touch it, like that scroll, is it?
[06:13] Goblin slayer
    Do you think a canary could kill people?
[06:16] Priestess
    G-Goblin Slayer, that's not what she meant.
[06:20] Priestess
    She's wondering why you brought a canary.
[06:23] Goblin slayer
    When canaries sense even the slightest
    hint of poison gas, they panic.
[06:27] Priestess
    Poison gas?
[06:29] Goblin slayer
    Yeah.
[06:30] Goblin slayer
    The goblins in the nest
    here have been educated.
[06:34] Goblin slayer
    It wouldn't surprise me if they could
    use the mechanisms in these ruins.
[06:38] Lizardman priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, where did
    you acquire such knowledge?
[06:42] Goblin slayer
    Miners.
[06:43] Goblin slayer
    Most people in this world have
    more knowledge than I do.
[06:48] Dwarf shaman
    Beard-cutter, where are we headed today?
[06:51] Goblin slayer
    We're going upstream.
[06:53] Goblin slayer
    Their boat came from upstream.
[06:57] Dwarf shaman
    I see.
[06:58] Goblin slayer
    We'll do everything we can
    to avoid running into goblins.
[07:02] HEA
    Wow, that's unusual coming from you.
[07:04] HEA
    You're actually letting the goblins go?
[07:07] GS
    I'm not letting them go.
[07:09] GS
    I'm going take down their
    leader and crush them,
[07:13] GS
    then I'll slaughter them all.
[07:15] P
    Do you think it could be another
    shaman, or maybe an ogre?
[07:19] GS
    I don't know.
[07:25] (Flashback) Sword maiden
    I'm sure he will disappear.
[07:37] LP
    It appears this is where the map ends.
[07:43] HEA
    Th-This is...
[07:48] GS
    There are traces of soot.
[07:50] HEA
    Does that mean there was a light up there?
[07:54] GS
    A very long time ago.
[07:56] GS
    Goblins have very good night
    vision. They don't use lights.
[08:01] LP
    Warriors or guards... No, it would
    seem they are adventurers.
[08:06] DS
    I heard there were quite a few
    battles in this area back then.
[08:11] DS
    This painting is probably from
    four or five hundred years ago.
[08:16] P
    Oh, could this actually be a grave?
[08:22] P
    For those who had fought on the side
    of order in the Age of the Gods.
[08:27] HEA
    And now it's just a nest for goblins...
[08:32] HEA
    "Even the brave are at
    last brought low," huh?
[08:35] GS
    That doesn't matter right now.
[08:37] DS
    You're so impatient, Beard-cutter.
[08:41] DS
    I'm sure the goblins will go
    running when they see you.
[08:45] GS
    That would be a problem.
    It'd be a hassle if they ran away.
[08:50] HEA
    The path is getting more complicated.
[08:52] DS
    They must've built it this way so that
    monsters wandering in would get confused,
[08:56] DS
    to keep them from disturbing
    the dead warriors.
[08:58] DS
    Having to wander around this place as
    a lost spirit would be a cruel fate.
[09:04] LP
    It would also remove one from
    the circle of death and rebirth.
[09:08] LP
    But this place already
    belongs to the goblins.
[09:11] LP
    The drawing of the map cannot
    be done half-heartedly.
[09:14] LP
    We must all remain vigilant.
[09:18] P
    So we're going into this room first?
[09:21] HEA
    It's not locked, and it doesn't
    look like there are any traps.
[09:25] HEA
    Not on the door, at least.
[09:27] HEA
    Also, I'm not an expert at this, so don't
    get mad at me if things go wron—
[09:31] GS
    Let's go.
[09:39] HEA
    Look, over there!
[09:42] P
    How awful!
[09:46] P
    Wh-What is it?
[09:48] GS
    Look.
[10:03] LP
    This is not good. They've locked us in.
[10:13] HEA
    Goblins!
[10:14] DS
    Looks like they got one over on us.
[10:16] P
    N-No... G-Goblin Slayer...
[10:20] GS
    Calm down.
[10:22] GS
    We're still alive.
[10:26] HEA
    Poison gas!
[10:43] LP
    This is not good. We're trapped like rats.
[10:47] DS
    The poison gas probably won't kill us,
[10:50] DS
    but it definitely doesn't make things easier.
[10:52] HEA
    It's no use. I can't find another exit.
[10:56] P
    Wh-What should we do, Goblin Slayer?
[11:00] P
    I haven't been granted the
    miracle to remove poison yet...
[11:04] GS
    Wrap this in a piece of cloth, and
    hold it over your nose and mouth.
[11:07] P
    Is that... charcoal?
[11:10] GS
    It'll protect you from the poison.
[11:12] GS
    If you have any herbs on hand,
    put those in there, too.
[11:14] GS
    Be quick, or you'll die.
[11:20] GS
    Those are bags of quicklime and volcanic
    earth. Mix them up and block the holes.
[11:25] DS
    Concrete!
[11:26] GS
    It won't dry immediately, but...
[11:28] DS
    Don't worry. I've got a weathering spell.
[11:33] HEA
    I'll go around and block all the holes!
[11:36] HEA
    Dwarf, get going on that spell!
[11:38] DS
    You got it!
[11:40] DS
    Tick-tock, tick-tock, spin, spin, O Chronos.
[11:44] Ds
    Let the pendulum swing and move again.
[11:46] Ds
    Weathering!
[11:52] LP
    Well, well. It appears that Sir Mage
    has many tricks up his sleeve.
[11:56] LP
    So, what are you planning to
    do next, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[12:03] GS
    We'll move one of these stone coffins
    in front of the door to block it.
[12:07] GS
    Once the poison dissipates,
    they're going to barge in here.
[12:19] LP
    This should take care of things.
[12:23] HEA
    We've finished plugging all the holes, too.
[12:25] DS
    That being said, I'm out of spells.
[12:28] GS
    Then take up a weapon.
[12:36] LP
    Shall I summon a dragontooth warrior?
[12:39] P
    I-I'll cast Protection!
[12:42] GS
    Thanks.
[12:45] LP
    O horns and claws of the father, Iguanodon,
[12:48] LP
    be four limbs and walk upon
    this earth with two legs...
[12:48] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[12:51] P
    please protect us, the weak, 
    with the powers of the earth.
[12:54] LP
    A dragontooth warrior!
[12:57] P
    Protection!
[13:04] HEA
    It's quiet outside now.
[13:07] GS
    Since we plugged up the holes,
    the poison gas will reverse its flow.
[13:11] GS
    I'm sure at least a few of them died.
[13:27] HEA
    Footsteps...
[13:28] HEA
    I can't tell how many there are,
    but something strange is among them.
[13:32] DS
    Here they come!
[13:43] GS
    A hob... No...
[13:47] GS
    A goblin champion.
[13:50] GS
    We'll cut our way through.
[13:51] LP
    Indeed. Let my blade assist you.
[14:05] P
    U-Um...
[14:18] GS
    Six.
[14:20] GS
    You can go all-out.
[14:22] LP
    Understood.
[14:33] HEA
    Damn it, there's a lot of them!
[14:35] DS
    No use complaining about it!
[14:38] DS
    You holdin' up over there?
[14:39] P
    Some... what...
[14:43] GS
    Seventeen.
[15:05] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[15:06] HEA
    Orcbolg! Did they get him?
[15:21] P
    No!
[15:26] HEA
    The Protection...
[15:27] LP
    How could this be?
[15:30] HEA
    Calm down and concentrate!
[15:33] DS
    Long-ears!
[15:38] DS
    You stupid goblins! Unhand her!
[15:54] P
    N-No...
[16:26] HEA
    Let go of me!
[16:27] DS
    Why, you...
[16:37] (Flashback) Guy
    You think you can slay goblins?
[16:43] (Flashback) Guy
    You just sat and watched quietly.
[16:45] (Flashback) Guy
    You were powerless. You didn't do a thing.
[16:57] GS
    Bullshit.
[18:02] GS
    I heard that assassins like using string
    made of human hair as a killing tool.
[18:09] GS
    Apparently it doesn't break
    easily or come undone.
[18:26] HEA
    Go! Hurry up and heal her!
[18:30] LP
    Thank you for the assistance.
[18:32] HEA
    Thanks.
[18:34] HEA
    To think I'd end up owing a dwarf a favor...
[18:37] HEA
    But I'd shame all elves if I didn't thank you.
[18:41] DS
    You were on the verge of tears.
    You sure have a lot of spunk.
[18:45] HEA
    At least I have some!
[18:47] HEA
    Orcbolg!
[18:47] DS
    Beard-cutter!
[18:47] LP
    Sir Goblin Slayer!
[18:51] HEA
    Kill it!
[18:56] (Flashback) Guy
    Onward unto death!
[18:58] (Flashback) Guy
    Die like a nail hammered into a coffin!
[19:07] GS
    Hey, take a good look, goblin!
[19:21] GS
    Who's next?
[19:26] GS
    Is it you?
[19:30] GS
    Or you?
[20:04] HEA
    Orcbolg.
[20:07] GS
    Are you all right?
[20:08] HEA
    Somewhat. But you're not all right, are you?
[20:13] GS
    Yeah... Where's the girl?
[20:17] HEA
    Over there. Can you walk?
[20:20] GS
    I'll try...
[20:24] DS
    Up you go. Come on, get a hold of yourself.
[20:27] DS
    We still have to get home.
[20:31] GS
    Yeah...
[20:35] LP
    Bless the stars... Thank goodness
    we somehow made it.
[20:41] GS
    How is she?
[20:42] LP
    She will survive.
[20:45] LP
    Had the wound been any deeper,
    there would've been nothing I could do.
[20:50] GS
    I see.
[20:54] P
    I'm... sorry...
[21:01] GS
    Don't worry about it.
[21:03] P
    Gob... lin... Slay... er...
[21:10] GS
    These things happen...
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8 - Whispers and Prayers and Chants
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[01:33] (Flashback) GS
    Master, what should I do today?
[01:37] (Flashback) BurglaB
    What should you do?
[01:39] (Flashback) B
    How stupid can you be?!
[01:42] (Flashback) B
    You got hit, so you hit back!
    Hit the goblins back!
[01:46] (Flashback) B
    Those critters are smart! You think
    you'll be able to kill goblins?
[01:51] (Flashback) GS
    I will.
[01:54] (Flashback) B
    Even though you only
    watched while the goblins
[01:57] (Flashback) B
    used your dear sister as their plaything?
[02:01] (Flashback) B
    Why didn't you jump out and hit the goblins?
[02:04] (Flashback) B
    Why didn't you take your sister and run?
[02:08] (Flashback) B
    You were powerless and didn't do a thing.
[02:12] (Flashback) B
    Did you think you could do something as
    soon as you gained a little bit of power?
[02:16] (Flashback) B
    Even if you could, it'd be just for show!
[02:19] (Flashback) B
    It'll soon be gone, and poof, it's all over!
[02:22] (Flashback) B
    But you're the one who has to decide.
[02:26] (Flashback) B
    The moment you make the decision to
    do something and act on it, you win.
[02:33] (Flashback) B
    Luck, wisdom, and courage!
[02:37] (Flashback) B
    It all begins with whether or not
    you're going to do something,
[02:39] (Flashback) B
    so do something!
[02:41] (Flashback) GS
    Yes, master.
[02:42] (Flashback) B
    Look above you.
[02:45] (Flashback) B
    This is a puzzle, a riddle!
[02:47] (Flashback) B
    If you don't want to die, answer quickly.
[02:50] (Flashback) GS
    Yes, master.
[02:51] (Flashback) B
    Very good.
[02:53] (Flashback) B
    More just than the gods!
    More evil than evil deities!
[02:57] (Flashback) B
    The rich need me! The poor need me not!
[02:59] (Flashback) B
    What am I?
[03:01] (Flashback) B
    Now, be careful!
[03:02] (Flashback) B
    You'll be crushed!
[03:05] (Flashback) GS
    Nothing. The answer is nothing!
[03:08] (Flashback) B
    Correct! How about this one?
[03:10] (Flashback) B
    It will appear before you
    at any time and any place.
[03:15] (Flashback) B
    It will never let you escape,
    yet you can never even talk to it!
[03:19] (Flashback) B
    It's right beside you! Give up!
[03:28] (Flashback) GS
    Death... The answer is death!
[03:33] (Flashback) B
    Good... Well done.
[03:38] (Flashback) B
    Finally, answer me this.
    What's in my pocket?
[03:44] (Flashback) B
    What's in my pocket?
SIGN    Whispers and Prayers and Chants
[04:22] SM
    It appears you are awake.
[04:31] SM
    So how was it, sharing a
    bed with me... and her?
[04:37] GS
    Not bad.
[04:40] GS
    So this is the miracle of Resurrection...
    Achieved by sharing a bed with a virgin.
[04:44] SM
    Oh, so you've heard of it?
[04:47] GS
    I knew of it.
[04:51] SM
    Though, sadly, I cannot be
    considered pure anymore.
[04:57] GS
    Goblins?
[04:58] SM
    Yes.
[05:00] SM
    It was about ten years ago.
[05:03] SM
    I was captured by goblins,
    and inside the cave...
[05:07] SM
    Would you like to hear what happened?
[05:10] GS
    I already know.
[05:13] SM
    I cried like a child, repeating,
    "It hurts... It hurts..."
[05:20] SM
    But... I can see...
[05:23] SM
    Though it is blurry, I can make out your shape.
[05:29] SM
    We can find you anywhere,
    but at the same time,
[05:31] Sm
    you seem like you may disappear
    as soon as we turn away.
[05:35] Sm
    You're like a shadow.
[05:37] SM
    People are... Women are weak creatures.
[05:42] SM
    I'm worried. I'm scared.
[05:45] SM
    Isn't it strange?
[05:47] SM
    I, the Sword Maiden, am scared,
    terrified, night after night...
[05:52] SM
    I feel absolutely helpless.
[05:57] SM
    This is the world we live in, after all.
[05:59] SM
    No matter how many things
    we have to help us...
[06:02] SM
    Though I'm sure others
    wouldn't understand, right?
[06:07] GS
    Really?
[06:11] SM
    "Really?" he says...
[06:15] GS
    Is something funny?
[06:17] SM
    Well, don't you think it's funny?
[06:19] SM
    I'm the woman who defeated the Demon Lord.
[06:24] SM
    And yet I'm scared of some goblins...
[06:29] SM
    Please...
[06:31] Sm
    Will you help me?
[06:53] Priestess
    U-Um, uh...
[06:56] P
    D-D-Did you see?!
[06:59] GS
    Yeah.
[07:01] GS
    Don't worry.
[07:03] GS
    You don't have any scars.
[07:09] P
    Are your wounds healed now?
[07:13] GS
    Yeah.
[07:15] P
    Goblin Slayer...
[07:18] GS
    What?
[07:19] P
    Um...
[07:22] P
    Are you sure you're not
    pushing yourself too hard?
[07:25] GS
    Why do you ask that?
[07:29] P
    You seem different than usual, somehow.
[07:33] GS
    No.
[07:35] GS
    Nothing's changed.
[07:39] P
    Um... Goblin Slayer?
[07:42] High Elf Archer
    This must be it!
[07:44] HEA
    Hey! I heard you two were awake!
[07:47] HEA
    You okay? All better now?
[07:49] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like you're all better,
    Beard-cutter and little girl.
[07:53] Lizardman Priest
    Thank goodness the spell
    was performed in time.
[07:58] GS
    I see you're all safe.
[08:00] HEA
    Are you really one to talk, Orcbolg?
[08:03] GS
    How's the canary?
[08:04] HEA
    It's fine! Totally fine!
[08:06] HEA
    Actually, you were in the worst
    shape of all of us, Orcbolg.
[08:10] HEA
    As soon as she woke up,
[08:12] HEA
    she was all, "Goblin Slayer!"
    and started crying. It was a mess.
[08:17] P
    H-Hey! You promised you wouldn't say—
[08:19] HEA
    He's not going to get it if we don't.
[08:21] LP
    At any rate, now we should be able
    to continue our exploration.
[08:28] LP
    Or perhaps we should tend
    to our equipment first.
[08:32] DS
    Come on, Scaly, you fool!
    We need to eat first!
[08:37] LP
    Ah, how thoughtless of me.
[08:41] GS
    None of you have eaten yet?
[08:44] P
    Correct. We promised, remember?
[08:47] P
    That when we got through that battle,
    we'd enjoy a meal together.
[08:53] P
    Promises must be kept, right?
[09:04] SD
    This is delicious! My empty
    stomach can barely handle it!
[09:08] LP
    There's nothing like a meal enjoyed together.
[09:15] HEA
    All right, you two get some rest.
[09:18] HEA
    We'll go scout the sewers.
[09:21] P
    Huh? But...
[09:22] SD
    A warrior with no equipment is
    too big a risk to take down there.
[09:26] P
    Sorry...
[09:29] GS
    Thanks.
[09:34] GS
    Want me to hold that?
[09:35] P
    No, I'm fine.
[09:38] GS
    I see.
[09:42] P
    They'll all be fine, right?
[09:46] GS
    Yeah.
[09:47] P
    Are your wounds healed now?
[09:50] GS
    Yeah.
[09:51] P
    Make sure you don't do anything too reckless.
[09:53] GS
    Yeah.
[09:58] GS
    What's wrong?
[09:59] P
    Don't give me that!
[10:01] P
    All you keep saying is "Yeah."
[10:06] GS
    Really?
[10:07] P
    Yes!
[10:08] GS
    I see.
[10:09] P
    You say "I see" all the time, too!
[10:13] GS
    I'll try to do something about it.
[10:15] P
    Good, you do that!
[10:19] P
    So, you mentioned that you
    wanted to go shopping.
[10:23] GS
    Yeah.
[10:25] GS
    I'm going to look at the weapons and
    armor, since mine were damaged.
[10:30] GS
    What are you going to do?
[10:31] P
    My chainmail was torn, so I was hoping
    there was a shop that could fix it.
[10:37] GS
    It'd probably be faster to buy a new set.
[10:39] P
    But I'd rather not.
[10:42] GS
    Why is that?
[10:43] P
    Because... this is the first thing
    you ever complimented me on.
[10:49] GS
    I see.
[10:53] GS
    I guess you're right.
[10:56] Guy
    This has a huge hole in it.
[10:58] Guy
    You'd probably be better
    off buying a new one.
[11:00] P
    No, I'd really like you to
    repair it if possible.
[11:03] Guy
    Sure thing. I'll fix 'er right up.
[11:08] Guy
    Need a makeover, miss?
[11:11] P
    N-No, thank you!
[11:15] GS
    I need these repaired.
[11:17] Guy
    A-A silver rank?
[11:20] GS
    It's leather armor and a round shield.
    I need it done as soon as possible,
[11:23] GS
    along with that chainmail.
[11:26] Guy
    Um... if you need them done immediately,
    the fee will be a bit higher...
[11:29] GS
    That's fine.
[11:32] Guy
    Thank you kindly, sir!
[11:34] GS
    I'm going to have a look at your swords.
[11:38] Gs
    I'll take this. It's a bit long,
    but I'll shorten it myself.
[11:42] GS
    I'll be using your whetstone.
[11:43] Guy
    But sir, a sword like that is
    really only good for goblins—
[11:47] Gs
    I'll be using it to kill goblins.
[11:49] Guy
    What?!
[11:56] Lady
    Come on by!
[11:58] Guy
    Gather round and have some
    mouth-watering ice crème!
[12:01] Guy
    Delicious, delicious ice crème!
[12:05] P
    Ice crème? I wonder what that is.
[12:08] Gs
    I'm not sure, but seeing how
    mostly kids are gathering around,
[12:12] Gs
    it's probably something sweet.
[12:18] GS
    Go ahead.
[12:19] P
    Okay! Thank you so much!
[12:34] P
    Amazing! It's so cold and sweet!
[12:38] GS
    Is it good?
[12:39] P
    Yes! Very much so!
[12:41] GS
    I see.
[12:44] GS
    So it's a frozen dessert.
[12:47] GS
    I've never seen a spell like this.
    How is it accomplished?
[12:50] Guy
    Well...
[12:51] Guy
    A scientist found out that if you put fire
    mixture in water, it freezes up real well.
[12:57] Gs
    Oh?
[12:58] Guy
    So I got the idea that freezing up
    some milk might be delicious.
[13:03] Gs
    I see. That was very helpful.
[13:06] GS
    Give me one. Keep the change.
[13:07] Guy
    Huh?! Thank you!
[13:11] GS
    What?
[13:12] P
    Nothing. I just figured out why
    you know so many things.
[13:21] P
    It's strange, isn't it?
[13:23] P
    No one here has any idea that
    goblins are right below them.
[13:28] Gs
    Yeah.
[13:30] P
    Though I'm sure they're scared
    after what happened to the victims.
[13:35] P
    Anyone would be.
[13:38] Gs
    When I was young...
[13:39] P
    What?
[13:41] GS
    I thought if I took a step,
[13:42] GS
    the ground would open up
    beneath me, and I would die.
[13:46] P
    Huh?
[13:48] gS
    There was a time when I hesitated
    to even walk because of that.
[13:53] Gs
    It's not impossible,
    but no one worries about that.
[13:59] Gs
    That was really strange to me.
[14:02] GS
    She and my sister laughed at me for it,
[14:04] GS
    but it took time for me to realize
    that I still have to walk,
[14:07] GS
    no matter how scared I am.
[14:09] P
    Is that how it is?
[14:12] GS
    It is.
[14:15] Gs
    Even now, I'm scared to death.
[14:19] Gs
    I'm thankful that you're helping me,
[14:23] Gs
    but you're not required to help.
[14:34] P
    I told you I was going to
    do what I wanted to do.
[14:38] Gs
    Did you?
[14:40] P
    I did.
[14:44] P
    You really are hopeless, you know that?
[14:50] Gs
    Sorry.
[14:51] P
    I don't want to hear that.
[14:54] Gs
    Sorry.
[14:56] P
    It's fine, though.
[14:59] P
    I can't help the things I'm
    scared of— That's cold!
[15:12] P
    Well, let's get going, Goblin Sla—
[15:14] Spearman
    There you are, Goblin Slayer!
[15:17] Sp
    You've got some nerve,
    summoning us with a letter!
[15:20] Sp
    Don't make me tell Guild Girl on you!
[15:22] Gs
    Tell her what?
[15:23] Sp
    The fact that you're out
    and about with that girl!
[15:26] Witch
    Stop that... now.
[15:28] W
    I'm the one who was summoned.
[15:31] P
    Oh, um...
[15:33] W
    You seem... well.
[15:36] W
    Thank... goodness.
[15:37] P
    Oh, yes!
[15:39] W
    We had some business over here,
    so I had him come... along.
[15:45] W
    Go on.
[15:49] Sp
    Here.
[15:50] Gs
    Thanks. This will help a lot.
[15:52] Sp
    I'm not a delivery boy, you know.
    Don't make me carry stuff like that again.
[15:58] W
    But... why do you need this?
[16:01] W
    You should be able to buy
    this... in this town.
[16:04] GS
    The stuff they have here won't work.
[16:07] GS
    It has to be very fine.
[16:09] W
    I see.
[16:10] SP
    What are you going to use that for?
[16:12] GS
    What else?
[16:14] Gs
    To slay goblins.
[16:19] Uncle
    He didn't come back again today.
[16:22] Cowgirl
    Yeah...
[16:24] Uncle
    How many days has it been now?
[16:26] CG
    Well, he said he was going to a town far away.
[16:29] CG
    I'm sure he has his reasons.
[16:33] Uncle
    He keeps leaving to slay
    goblins with no rest...
[16:38] Uncle
    Eventually, the day will come
    when he won't come back at all.
[16:42] CG
    He'll be back.
[16:45] CG
    He'll come back, no matter what.
[16:48] CG
    This is a very important place
[16:51] Cg
    to both him and me.
[16:55] CG
    So I always want to be waiting here
    for him until he comes back.
[17:04] Ds
    Beard-cutter, you're armed to the teeth.
[17:07] HEA
    You could try looking a little cooler.
[17:10] P
    Yeah...
[17:12] P
    Oh, I know, Goblin Slayer. Why don't you
    stick some feathers in your helmet?
[17:17] GS
    Not interested.
[17:18] HEA
    By the way, Orcbolg,
[17:19] Hea
    you didn't bring a torch today?
[17:22] GS
    There's something I want to try.
    Fire would get in the way.
[17:25] Gs
    So, what's this trouble you mentioned?
[17:28] Lp
    Right...
[17:31] Lp
    Behold.
[17:35] P
    What... is that?
[17:38] HEA
    No idea. I mean, it seems
    to be a giant eyeball, but...
[17:44] Lp
    As far as I can tell,
    it is a creature of chaos.
[17:48] P
    A creature that must not be named...
[17:51] P
    It's a creature of that nature, right?
[17:54] GS
    Who cares what it's called? You can call
    it Giant Eyeball or whatever you want.
[17:58] DS
    You never change, do you?
[18:01] LP
    But what's truly dangerous is that eyeball.
[18:12] Lp
    That is an evil eye capable of Disintegrate.
[18:15] LP
    I would summon a dragontooth warrior,
[18:17] LP
    but when that Giant Eye glares at it,
[18:20] LP
    it will use Dispel and my spell will be undone.
[18:22] GS
    Disintegrate and Dispel...
    That is troublesome.
[18:26] P
    It looks like as long as we don't
    enter the room, it won't attack.
[18:31] P
    I think as long as the eye doesn't
    see us, I'll be able to use a miracle.
[18:36] DS
    But if we get close, it'll see us.
[18:38] DS
    We can't use spells, and that thing fires
    beams. It definitely has the upper hand.
[18:42] DS
    We're basically stuck here
    twiddling our thumbs.
[18:47] GS
    No. There's something I want to try.
[18:50] HEA
    Just remember, you can't
    use fire, water, or poison.
[18:55] GS
    That was our promise.
[18:57] Gs
    Just to make sure, we're
    outside the town now, right?
[19:00] Ds
    We walked quite a ways, so I feel like
    we're a pretty good distance away.
[19:05] GS
    Then this shouldn't be a problem.
[19:13] Hea
    Here it comes!
[19:22] Dwarf shaman
    Drink and sing, spirits!
[19:24] Dwarf shaman
    Sing, dance, and sleep like a log!
[19:27] Dwarf shaman
    Show me dreams of fire wine!
[19:31] DS
    The thing's harmless if it can't glare at us.
[19:35] GS
    All right.
[19:41] HEA
    Orcbolg, what is that?
[19:44] Gs
    Flour. Don't breathe it in.
[19:45] DS
    My spell's gonna wear off soon!
[19:53] GS
    Shoot an arrow at it.
    It just needs to hit it.
[19:57] GS
    Immediately cast Protection on the
    entrance. This plan relies on you.
[20:00] Gs
    If you mess up, we die.
[20:02] P
    Got it!
[20:05] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[20:07] P
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[20:14] Ds
    Powder... in an enclosed space...
    Don't tell me...
[20:18] Gs
    Cover your ears and keep your mouths open!
[20:24] GS
    Get down!
[20:46] Ds
    You actually did it.
[20:48] Lp
    Sir Goblin Slayer, exactly what did you do?
[20:51] Gs
    When he told me about the canary,
    the coal miner also told me that
[20:55] Gs
    when there's a lot of fine powder in the air
    in an enclosed space, and there's a spark,
[21:00] Gs
    it'll catch fire and explode.
[21:02] Gs
    But it's a hassle to prepare.
[21:05] Gs
    There's a chance it'll
    ignite or explode too early.
[21:09] Gs
    Meaning it'll be useless against goblins.
[21:11] HEA
    Wait, an explosion?!
[21:13] Gs
    I didn't specifically use
    fire, water, or poison.
[21:17] HEA
    That's not the problem here...
[21:20] HEA
    Oh, forget it.
[21:22] P
    Um... What were you going
    to do if it didn't explode?
[21:26] GS
    We'd shoot an arrow from the hall and
    run away until it could collect itself.
[21:30] Gs
    We'd repeat this cycle until it died.
[21:33] GS
    It'd be a hassle, but it'd work.
[21:34] HEA
    I'd be the one doing most of
    the work there, wouldn't I?
[21:38] dS
    I guess it would be a
    life-or-death situation for you.
[21:41] Ds
    With all that exercise, you'd never
    plump up that anvil body of yours.
[21:45] HEA
    Actually, I'd say you need 
    some more exercise, dwarf.
[21:47] DS
    You fool! My plumpness
    is what defines a dwarf!
[21:50] HEA
    Really? Get any fatter and we'd
    have to roll you down the hall!
[21:54] Lp
    Now, then... What's rather curious...
[21:58] Lp
    is this.
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[00:01] Lizardman Priest
    Now, then... What's rather curious...
[00:03] Lp
    is this.
[00:05] Priestess
    Could this be an object of worship?
[00:08] Lp
    I don't think we should
    touch it so carelessly...
[00:11] P
    I agree, but we must investigate it.
[00:19] Goblin slayer
    Get ready.
[00:28] Gs
    Goblins?
[00:30] P
    What could this be?
[00:33] Lp
    I believe this is the goblins' home.
[00:37] High elf archer
    Look over there! That's the boat
     we saw the other day.
[00:42] HEA
    Maybe that's how the goblins
    are getting here.
[00:47] Dwarf shaman
    So this must be an ancient artifact
    capable of producing a Gate.
[00:52] DS
    A magical mirror that can
    invoke lost spells...
[00:57] Ds
    I can't even imagine how valuable this is.
[01:01] HEA
    So someone's been summoning
    the goblins with this...
[01:04] Ds
    ...then giving them weapons and
    having them live down here.
[01:08] Lp
    And having that creature protect the mirror.
[01:14] P
    What shall we do, Goblin Slayer?
[01:27] Gs
    So it was goblins.
[01:36] Lp
    I'm sure that explosion shook the entire place.
[01:53] Lp
    If this is where the goblins are entering
    and exiting, we can't overlook it.
[01:58] Ds
    So they're going to come reclaim it.
[02:02] Hea
    Oh, come on!
[02:04] Hea
    Give us a break already!
[02:06] P
    Goblin Slayer...
[02:21] Gs
    What...
[02:24] Gs
    What's in my pocket?
[02:33] Gs
    Don't worry.
[02:35] Gs
    There's no problem.
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[04:22] Gs
    Can you do this?
[04:24] Hea
    Of course I can.
[04:25] Hea
    Worry about yourself. Don't get thrown
    into a wall like you did last time.
[04:29] Gs
    I plan not to.
[04:31] LP
    Goblin Slayer, the preparations are complete.
[04:34] DS
    Though it's sort of improvised...
[04:37] Gs
    That's plenty. How are things over there?
[04:39] P
    Yes, I'm ready.
[04:42] Gs
    Good. How many spells do we have left?
[04:44] P
    Um... I have one left.
[04:47] GS
    Save it. There'll be a proper time to use it.
[04:50] P
    All right.
[04:51] Lp
    I have two left.
[04:52] Lp
    If I don't summon the dragontooth warrior
    again, it'll be a total of three,
[04:56] Lp
    but I doubt you'd like for me to save that.
[04:59] GS
    Correct. Give it a shield and
    have it protect the girl.
[05:03] Lp
    Understood.
[05:05] Lp
    Would you like me to attend to the mirror?
[05:08] Gs
    Yes.
[05:16] DS
    I probably have about two more left myself.
[05:18] Gs
    Save them. They'll be our trump card.
[05:22] Ds
    Then I guess I'll assist you
    until it's time to use them.
[05:26] Hea
    We're pretty lucky...
[05:29] Hea
    We somehow have three spell casters.
[05:31] Ds
    Huh, I guess even long-ears has it in her
    not to be bratty when it comes down to it.
[05:35] Hea
    How rude! I'm never bratty!
[05:43] HEA
    So, what do you want me to do?
[05:45] GS
    Draw them in and then take them down.
[05:47] GS
    Lure in as many as you can.
[05:51] HEA
    I feel like you're asking a bit much, but...
[05:54] HEA
    Fine.
[05:57] HEA
    I'll do it.
[06:06] DS
    At least you won't have
    to aim too carefully now.
[06:19] Gs
    One.
[06:20] DS
    Beard-cutter! Shoot all you want!
    Best to take out as many as possible!
[06:24] Gs
    That's the plan.
[06:26] Gs
    That's two.
[06:28] Gs
    Three.
[06:31] GS
    Eight.
[06:36] HEA
    Their numbers are making this tough!
[06:40] DS
    Looks like we let too many through.
[06:41] P
    Coming from the right!
[06:42] HEA
    Leave it to me!
[06:43] P
    Three from the left! Four from the right!
[06:45] HEA
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:09] HEA
    Well, aren't you adorable?
[07:11] P
    I-Is it?
[07:13] LP
    You honor me with your praise.
[07:17] LP
    But...
[07:18] Lp
    How in the world is this mirror attached?
[07:24] LP
    O proud and strange brontosaurus,
[07:28] LP
    grant me the strength of ten thousand!
[07:45] P
    There's a huge one coming!
[07:46] Gs
    I'll take care of it.
[07:48] Gs
    Don't move away from the altar.
[07:49] DS
    You got it.
[07:52] GS
    Nineteen! Twenty!
[07:56] Gs
    Twenty-one!
[08:06] HEA
    Yes! Orcbolg, I need some arrows!
[08:13] GS
    Pass them on.
[08:14] DS
    You got it!
[08:16] DS
    Here ya go.
[08:18] HEA
    Yes.
[08:19] P
    Look out!
[08:24] DS
    Ugh... You done yet, Scaly?
[08:27] LP
    Just a little more...
[08:29] P
    I'll help you.
[08:30] LP
    I thank you.
[08:33] GS
    Do you still need more time?
[08:38] Gs
    Damn your brute strength.
[08:45] HEA
    Orcbolg!
[08:47] DS
    He's purposely luring it
    into the goblin mob.
[08:50] HEA
    Jeez, you're unbelievable.
[08:54] DS
    Hey, long-ears, can't you
    shoot a few more of them?
[09:02] HEA
    Shut it! Get me some better arrows, then!
[09:04] DS
    Why don't you just throw some rocks?
[09:07] HEA
    No way!
[09:08] LP
    Just one more push!
[09:21] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[09:22] GS
    Face the mirror upward and get under it!
[09:25] LP
    Understood!
[09:34] LP
    He's coming!
[09:36] GS
    Shoot a big one! Upward!
[09:37] DS
    Upward? You got it!
[09:41] Dwarf shaman
    Time to work, you gnomes!
[09:43] Dwarf shaman
    Roll bits of sand together,
    and it shall become rock!
[09:50] HEA
    Orcbolg, over here!
[09:51] GS
    Thanks.
[09:56] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[09:57] GS
    We need light!
[09:58] P
    Right.
[09:59] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[10:02] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[10:08] DS
    Stone Blast!
[10:11] GS
    Bring it down!
[10:12] DS
    Jeez...
[10:14] DS
    Spin the buckets, gnomes! Make them
    spin and spin and let them go!
[10:17] GS
    Now that...
[10:18] DS
    Falling Control!
[10:24] Gs
    ...makes fifty and three.
[10:56] HEA
    Jeez... What were you thinking, Orcbolg?!
[11:00] P
    That startled me...
[11:02] HEA
    Startled you? That's it?
[11:04] P
    I mean... I think I'm just
    getting used to all this.
[11:09] HEA
    Jeez...
[11:10] LP
    Good heavens... Thank goodness we
    had the Gate mirror right above us.
[11:15] LP
    We were fortunate that it absorbed most
    of the rubble, but it proved rather heavy.
[11:20] DS
    Well, you definitely did most
    of the work back there, Scaly.
[11:24] DS
    But I almost feel bad for
    the ones on the other side.
[11:29] DS
    Maybe this is how people got around
    way back when, eh, Beard-cutter?
[11:36] GS
    I'm not interested.
[11:38] P
    We're very lucky we weren't
    underneath the city.
[11:42] GS
    If we were under the city,
    I would've thought of another plan.
[11:46] GS
    Hey.
[11:47] HEA
    What?
[11:49] GS
    No fire, no water, no poison,
     and no explosions.
[11:53] HEA
    Orcbolg...
[11:55] GS
    What?
[12:01] P
    Goblin Slayer?
[12:18] Sword Maiden
    I'm glad you're safe.
[12:22] GS
    I've come to ask you something.
[12:23] SM
    Yes, what is it?
[12:26] SM
    I will be happy to give you an answer if I can.
[12:29] GS
    You know everything, don't you?
[12:33] SM
    Yes. You're exactly right.
[12:36] GS
    I see.
[12:38] SM
    How did you figure it out?
[12:41] GS
    I didn't.
[12:43] GS
    I intended to ask everyone
    who was in a position to know.
[12:47] SM
    Everyone?
[12:50] SM
    Oh... I see.
[12:54] SM
    Perhaps I shouldn't have
    been so forthcoming, then.
[12:59] SM
    But I can't say I'm disappointed
    that you asked me first.
[13:06] SM
    May I ask why you suspected me?
[13:10] GS
    There are several reasons.
[13:12] GS
    That white... What was it called?
[13:15] SM
    Alligator?
[13:16] GS
    Yeah, I think that's what it was called.
[13:20] GS
    I don't believe that was a random encounter.
[13:24] SM
    So you're suggesting that it was planned?
[13:27] Gs
    At least to the extent that
    it tried to chase us away,
[13:31] Gs
    and it also attacked the goblins.
[13:35] SM
    That seems a bit paranoid.
[13:39] GS
    Despite how elaborate these ruins are,
    you have no precise maps,
[13:43] GS
    nor any rat-killing quests,
    and adventurers avoid the place entirely.
[13:48] GS
    That'd be impossible without any patrols.
[13:51] SM
    You seem rather knowledgeable
    about adventurers.
[13:56] GS
    Though I'm not an adventurer.
[13:59] GS
    That would mean something
    was guarding the place.
[14:05] GS
    That thing is a familiar.
[14:08] GS
    Is it a guardian beast
    protecting the sewers?
[14:11] SM
    Ironic, don't you think?
[14:14] SM
    To think that the messenger of
    the Supreme God should protect
[14:17] SM
    the city and the city alone.
[14:18] GS
    You should've known.
[14:21] GS
    Killing women, ripping out
    entrails on the spot,
[14:25] GS
    then leaving the corpse there...
[14:27] GS
    Those aren't things goblins do.
[14:30] SM
    Indeed.
[14:39] SM
    They bring their prey back to
    their nest to toy with them.
[14:43] SM
    They won't kill them quickly.
[14:52] SM
    They were plotting something
    using that mirror.
[14:56] SM
    They are minions of the Demon Lord.
[14:59] SM
    The mastermind...
[15:02] Sm
    no longer exists in this world.
[15:04] SM
    They were disposed of in a completely
    different place... by the Hero.
[15:11] SM
    But...
[15:13] SM
    But if the goblins were to attack,
[15:16] SM
    I would just break down in tears.
[15:22] SM
    I had heard about them
    moving under the city.
[15:25] Sm
    I also knew that the sect was
    plotting their revenge against me.
[15:31] Sm
    I would have been able to endure that.
[15:35] Sm
    But...
[15:37] SM
    Who could I have asked?
[15:39] SM
    The hero known as the Sword Maiden,
[15:42] Sm
    asking for protection from mere goblins?
[15:46] SM
    No one would believe me...
[15:51] SM
    What do you plan to do with me?
[15:54] Gs
    Nothing.
[15:57] GS
    Because you're not a goblin.
[16:00] SM
    Is that why you're not going to ask why?
[16:05] GS
    If you want to tell me, I'll listen.
[16:09] SM
    I wanted someone to understand.
[16:17] Sm
    How scared, how hard...
    how painful and terrifying...
[16:22] Sm
    Something so horrible could
    happen in this world.
[16:25] SM
    There are creatures in this world
    that could commit such atrocities.
[16:30] SM
    I just wanted people to understand that...
[16:33] SM
    But in the end, no one did.
[16:38] SM
    You may have that Gate mirror, if you'd like.
[16:43] SM
    You must understand...
[16:45] SM
    Of all people, you must understand...
[16:49] GS
    I got rid of it.
[16:51] SM
    What?
[16:52] SM
    That was an ancient relic,
    a priceless treasure worth thousands...
[16:56] GS
    There's no guarantee that the other
    goblins won't learn how to use it.
[17:00] GS
    We encased the mirror in concrete
    and sank it in the canal.
[17:04] GS
    It'll make a good bed for...
    What was it again? That white thing.
[17:11] SM
    You never cease to amaze me...
[17:16] SM
    I daresay you might be unstoppable.
[17:19] GS
    Perhaps.
[17:20] SM
    May I ask you something, as well?
[17:24] GS
    I can't promise you an answer.
[17:26] SM
    Has something changed since you
    started slaying the goblins?
[17:32] GS
    Something?
[17:34] SM
    If the Hero is able to slay the Demon Lord,
[17:37] SM
    I'm sure the world will be saved.
[17:42] SM
    But if the fifteen-year-old girl
    who was attacked by the goblins
[17:47] SM
    is still looking for salvation,
[17:51] Sm
    no one would even notice.
[17:56] SM
    No matter how many goblins
    are slain, nothing...
[17:59] SM
    Nothing changes.
[18:02] GS
    And I think that's fine.
[18:05] GS
    You said you went through something horrible.
[18:09] SM
    Yes.
[18:10] GS
    I saw it happen, from start to finish.
[18:14] SM
    Then—
[18:15] GS
    So I don't know exactly how you feel.
[18:23] SM
    So you're not going to save me?
[18:27] GS
    No.
[18:32] GS
    But...
[18:34] GS
    If any more goblins appear, call for me.
[18:37] GS
    I'll kill the goblins for you.
[18:45] SM
    Even... Even in my dreams?
[18:50] GS
    Yeah.
[18:51] SM
    You will come?
[18:55] GS
    Yeah. Because I'm the Goblin Slayer.
[19:02] SM
    I-I...
[19:08] SM
    I cherish you...
[19:23] GS
    I'm done.
[19:27] P
    Thank you for reporting back to her.
[19:38] HEA
    Man, that was fun.
[19:41] DS
    You were the one crying like a baby
    after the goblins surrounded you.
[19:44] DS
    You're one to talk.
[19:46] HEA
    Oh, come on. We survived and won.
[19:49] HEA
    We even got paid.
[19:51] LP
    I cannot help but feel that the
    Gate mirror went to waste, though.
[19:56] LP
    But we gathered valuable information,
[19:57] LP
    destroyed a heresy,
    and did many valorous deeds.
[20:00] LP
    I must say that I am overall
    satisfied with our work.
[20:04] DS
    I've got no complaints as long as I get to
    eat something delicious with this money.
[20:08] HEA
    All you dwarves care about is food.
[20:26] P
    Good work, Goblin Slayer.
[20:29] GS
    When we get back...
[20:31] P
    Jeez... If you're awake, just say so.
[20:35] GS
    I just woke up.
[20:37] P
    I can't tell because you always
    have that helmet on.
[20:40] GS
    I see.
[20:47] GS
    When we get back, there's
    something I want to try.
[20:50] P
    Something you want to try?
[20:52] GS
    Ice treats.
[20:54] LP
    Ice treats?
[20:55] LP
    Could I join you in tasting
    this ice treat you speak of?
[20:59] GS
    If you want some, sure.
[21:01] GS
    It's made with milk.
[21:03] LP
    Oh, sweet nectar!
[21:06] P
    Oh, s-sorry about that!
[21:08] P
    It's nothing to worry about.
[21:10] DS
    Come now, Beard-cutter.
[21:12] DS
    How could you not rely on this dwarf
    with matters involving food?
[21:15] GS
    Should I?
[21:17] DS
    Of course!
[21:18] GS
    Then I guess I'll rely on you.
[21:21] DS
    So, how are you going to make it?
[21:24] GS
    Apparently, you go like this.
[21:25] LP
    Sir Goblin Slayer, if you
    need to spin something,
[21:28] LP
    I believe something that uses a pedal to
    spin the object would be most effective.
[21:32] GS
    I see. You have a point.
[21:34] P
    Goblin Slayer, I can have some, too, right?
[21:38] GS
    Sure.
[21:45] GS
    What about you?
[21:48] HEA
    I guess I'll have some.
[21:50] GS
    I see. Don't kick me if
    it doesn't turn out right.
[21:54] HEA
    Jeez, okay, fine! I won't kick you!
[21:58] HEA
    I won't kick you, so give me some!
[22:00] HEA
    Are you satisfied?
[22:02] GS
    Yeah.
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[00:04] Goblin Slayer
    When I was a child, I thought I'd become
    an adventurer when I grew up.
[00:09] Gs
    I'd leave my village and defeat the evil
    monsters that were tormenting the villagers.
[00:21] Gs
    Eventually, I'd become powerful
    enough to defeat even dragons.
[00:25] GS
    I'd become a hero,
    a platinum-ranked adventurer.
[00:28] Hero
    O-Once this is over,
[00:31] Hero
    the three of us are going back to
    the village and going to a festival!
[00:34] Swordmaster
    Everyone's in the same boat!
[00:37] Swordmaster
    We all have someone dear to us
    and things we want to do.
[00:41] Sage
    To ensure that even small
    wishes like that come true...
[00:45] SA
    We can't lose!
[00:50] H
    We have to save the world!
[00:55] GS
    Even if I couldn't become a hero...
[01:05] GS
    I thought I'd be able to
    become an adventurer.
[01:13] GS
    If only I were able to leave my older sister,
[01:16] GS
    who had raised me all on her own, behind...
[02:49] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I'm gonna go to the city!
[02:51] (Flashback) CG
    I'm gonna go to my uncle's farm and
    help one of the cows give birth.
[02:55] (Flashback) CG
    And once I'm done helping,
[02:58] (Flashback) CG
    I can go shopping in the city.
    My mom gave me some money.
[03:03] (Flashback) CG
    I wonder what I should buy.
[03:05] (Flashback) CG
    Is there anything you want?
    I'll buy you something.
[03:08] (Flashback) GS
    No.
[03:10] (Flashback) CG
    There must be something. I mean—
[03:12] (Flashback) GS
    I told you, I don't want anything.
[03:15] (Flashback) CG
    Why do you have to say it like that?
[03:17] (Flashback) CG
    I just wanted to buy you something
    since you've never been to the city...
[03:22] (Flashback) GS
    Shut up! Just go to the city or wherever!
[03:26] (Flashback) CG
    Why are you getting mad?
[03:28] (Flashback) GS
    I'm not mad!
[03:29] (Flashback) CG
    Yes, you are!
[03:31] (Flashback) Older Sister
    You must've been envious
    that she was going to the city.
[03:35] (Flashback) OS
    Still, you shouldn't have acted like that.
[03:39] (Flashback) OS
    You have to protect girls.
[03:44] (Flashback) OS
    Did you know...
[03:45] (Flashback) OS
    that if you envy others, you become a goblin?
[03:49] (Flashback) GS
    A goblin?
[03:50] (Flashback) OS
    Yes. If all you ever do is dwell
    on the things you don't have,
[03:54] (Flashback) Os
    your heart and body warp
    into something unsightly,
[03:57] (Flashback) OS
    and you start trying to take
    things from others by force.
[04:01] (Flashback) OS
    So, later on,
[04:02] (Flashback) OS
    let's make sure you apologize to her, okay?
[04:05] GS
    That night, my sister made my favorite
    stew with chicken and milk.
[04:18] GS
    It was so delicious, I ate bowl after bowl,
[04:22] GS
    but now I can't even remember
    how that stew tasted.
[04:28] GS
    I'm sure...
[04:42] Gs
    it's because I haven't
    eaten it since that day.
SIGN    Dozing
[05:06] CG
    Morning!
[05:08] GS
    Hey.
[05:09] CG
    It looks like today's going to be a hot one.
[05:13] CG
    I guess that's no surprise.
    It's summer, after all.
[05:16] GS
    Yeah.
[05:18] CG
    I'm starving!
[05:20] CG
    I think my uncle is awake,
    so let's have breakfast!
[05:23] GS
    All right.
[05:29] GS
    Good morning, sir.
[05:31] Uncle
    Morning. Were you doing your usual patrols?
[05:34] GS
    Yes, sir. There were no issues.
[05:37] U
    I really don't think you
    need to worry so much.
[05:40] U
    I heard that the Demon Lord
    was defeated by the Hero.
[05:44] U
    I'm sure the monsters will calm down a—
[05:46] GS
    They won't.
[05:47] GS
    At least, goblins won't.
[05:50] U
    O-Oh, yeah?
[05:52] GS
    Yes.
[05:54] CG
    Oh, sorry. It took a little
    longer than I thought it would.
[05:57] CG
    I'll lay everything out now, so let's eat.
[06:01] CG
    After breakfast, I have
    to go make deliveries.
[06:04] GS
    I'll go, too. I have to stop by the guild.
[06:07] CG
    Okay! Let's go together.
[06:11] U
    Are you going to the city to accept a quest?
[06:14] GS
    That, too, but I also need to get my gear
    repaired and pick up my other set of armor.
[06:19] U
    I see.
[06:23] U
    Don't do anything rash.
    I don't want to see her hurt.
[06:29] GS
    I'll do my best.
[06:35] CG
    You need to stop by the guild, right?
[06:37] GS
    Yeah.
[06:38] CG
    After I'm done with my deliveries,
    there's something I want to buy,
[06:41] CG
    so let's meet up later to head home.
[06:45] GS
    Okay.
[06:50] Spearman
    Hey, you.
[06:51] Spearman
    You sure are pasty for
    someone who's so ripped.
[06:55] SP
    I haven't seen you around before. You new?
[06:57] GS
    No.
[06:58] SP
    So... you're just dropping in
    on a day off or something?
[07:01] GS
    Something like that.
[07:03] SP
    Yeah, if you actually wanted to make
    money as an adventurer right now,
[07:07] SP
    you'd go to the capital.
[07:09] SP
    A lot of the Demon Lord's army is still there.
[07:12] SP
    They're just stragglers, so they'd be
    easy to take care of for good pay.
[07:16] GS
    You're not going?
[07:18] SP
    Me? You can't be serious.
[07:23] SP
    Bullying the weak isn't my style.
[07:27] SP
    I only fight for myself.
[07:29] SP
    I've got no interest in money or peace.
[07:32] SP
    Besides...
[07:33] Guild Girl
    Yes, all right.
[07:34] Guild Girl
    I'll listen to all of your concerns,
    so form a single file line, please.
[07:38] SP
    I've got personal reasons.
[07:41] SP
    Basically, I have no need for catchy slogans.
[07:44] GS
    Is that how it is?
[07:46] SP
    It sure is.
[07:49] SP
    Well, see ya. I've got some
    ruins that need exploring.
[07:52] SP
    Wish me luck in battle.
[07:54] GS
    I shall.
[07:56] SP
    The stoic type, eh?
[07:58] SP
    I don't mind that, though.
[08:00] Witch
    There aren't any... quests.
[08:03] GS
    I see.
[08:05] Smith
    I had some extra time,
    so I fixed the smaller bits, too.
[08:10] S
    How's it feel?
[08:18] GS
    It's fine.
[08:19] S
    And now to repair this...
[08:22] S
    For crying out loud...
[08:24] S
    How'd your armor get so damaged
    just from fighting goblins?
[08:27] GS
    Were you able to get me a scroll?
[08:29] S
    Those things are hard to come by.
[08:33] S
    Keep yer shirt on.
[08:35] GS
    All right.
[08:39] Apprentice Boy
    Hey, boss. That guy's a
    silver-ranked adventurer, right?
[08:44] S
    Yeah, that's what I've heard, at least.
[08:46] AB
    Why does he wear all that armor?
[08:49] AB
    If he wanted to be quieter,
    wouldn't mithril chainmail be better?
[08:53] S
    You don't get it?
[08:55] AB
    I can't say I do... I mean,
[08:57] AB
    he'd be better off with a
    magical sword than a scroll...
[09:00] S
    Only a munchkin would wave around a
    legendary magical sword at some goblins.
[09:06] S
    He knows exactly what he's doing.
[09:16] Young Scout
    Ow!
[09:16] Heavy Swordsman
    Come on, what's the matter?!
[09:18] Heavy Swordsman
    You won't even be able to
    kill goblins at that rate!
[09:21] Greenhorn Warrior
    Damn it! We're going for the opening!
     Go around the right!
[09:24] YS
    You got it!
[09:26] Rhea Druid
    That sounds like a great plan, but...
[09:28] Apprentice Cleric
    You probably shouldn't say it out loud.
[09:32] HS
    You're too naïve!
[09:34] Female Knight
    Oh, hey, Goblin Slayer.
[09:39] FK
    I heard you almost died in Water Town.
[09:41] GS
    Yeah.
[09:42] FK
    By the way, are you always dressed like that?
[09:46] GS
    Yeah.
[09:47] FK
    I see...
[09:49] GS
    I didn't think that warrior
    was part of your group.
[09:53] FK
    Ah... We were sparring with our little brat,
[09:56] FK
    and we saw him staring the whole time.
[09:59] FK
    An adventurer's skill with the
    sword is mostly self-taught.
[10:03] FK
    If you learn actual swordsmanship at least
    once, you'll have a chance to survive.
[10:07] FK
    Now, then...
[10:09] FK
    I need to teach those girls
    a bit about survival, too.
[10:14] FK
    I'm sure that giant ball of energy
    is starting to lose his breath.
[10:18] FK
    I guess I'll join in.
[10:21] FK
    Have at you!
[10:24] FK
    You're always bragging
    about how mighty you are,
[10:27] FK
    so I'm sure you'd consider this fair game.
[10:28] HS
    What?! And you call yourself
    a paladin candidate?!
[10:32] FK
    That's enough talk!
[10:34] HS
    This isn't effective training for anyone!
[10:37] YS
    We're...
[10:38] GHW
    We're saved...
[10:41] HS
    You sure aren't holding back, are you?
[10:58] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[11:00] P
    So you're here.
[11:01] GS
    Yeah. My armor needed some repairs.
[11:04] P
    You should've said something.
[11:06] GS
    I didn't really need to.
[11:09] GS
    How's your shoulder doing?
[11:10] P
    Huh? O-Oh, it's fine now.
[11:15] P
    They cast a healing spell on me.
[11:17] GS
    I see.
[11:18] P
    Yes!
[11:20] GG
    Goblin Slayer. How'd the
    quest at Water Town go?
[11:24] GS
    It's been taken care of.
    There weren't any problems.
[11:27] P
    What are you talking about?! You almost died!
[11:30] GG
    What?! A-Are you okay now?
[11:33] GS
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[11:35] GG
    Did you have your wounds properly tended to?
[11:37] GS
    Yeah, I did.
[11:44] GG
    Is something wrong?
[11:46] P
    N-No. Nothing at all...
[11:50] GS
    What did you need?
     Do you have a quest for me?
[11:53] GG
    No, not exactly...
[11:56] GG
    An adventurer from Water Town asked
    me to give this letter to you.
[12:02] GS
    Thanks.
[12:04] GG
    No problem. It's part of my job.
[12:08] GG
    Do you have an acquaintance in Water Town?
[12:11] GS
    No.
[12:12] GS
    It's probably from the one
    who requested the job.
[12:15] GG
    Oh, that makes sense.
[12:18] P
    The one who requested the job?
[12:20] P
    The Sword Maiden wrote
    Goblin Slayer a letter?
[12:25] P
    But why?
[12:28] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, if it isn't Beard-cutter!
[12:31] High Elf Archer
    You should've at least come to
    say hi if you were here, Orcbolg!
[12:35] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, it's a relief that your armor seems to
    have been repaired, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[12:39] GS
    Yeah.
[12:40] DS
    We're about to go get some food.
    Want to join us, Beard-cutter?
[12:44] HEA
    You should come, too.
[12:46] P
    S-Sure.
[12:47] GG
    Oh, uh, I...
[12:51] GG
    I'd love to!
[12:52] GS
    I'll pass.
[12:53] HEA
    Aw, don't be shy!
[12:55] GS
    I'm not.
[12:57] HEA
    Come on! Let's go, Orcbolg.
[13:00] CG
    Sorry to keep you waiting...
[13:02] GS
    Hey.
[13:04] CG
    My, you've got a lot of friends...
[13:07] GS
    Yeah.
[13:09] Inspector
    How amusing.
[13:13] HEA
    Jeez, if you were waiting for someone,
    you should've just told us!
[13:16] DS
    You're the one who forced
    Beard-cutter to come.
[13:20] HEA
    Well, I didn't know, okay?
[13:23] CG
    Um, is it really okay
    for me to join you all?
[13:27] GS
    It's fine.
[13:28] LP
    Please, help yourself, young lady.
[13:32] GG
    Yes. Food always tastes better
    when you eat in a big group.
[13:36] CG
    Then I guess I'll dig in.
[13:40] DS
    This is great, too.
[13:46] HEA
    Hey, is the rumor that the Hero
    defeated the Demon Lord true?
[13:51] GG
    Yes, it is! We've received
    word from the capital.
[13:56] GG
    Apparently the Hero became the tenth
    platinum-ranked adventurer in history!
[14:02] LP
    That's splendid. Now we can all rest easy.
[14:07] DS
    I'm sure there's quite a celebration
    going on in the capital right now.
[14:11] DS
    Guess we should start celebrating ourselves.
[14:14] HEA
    Like you need an excuse to drink.
[14:17] HEA
    Jeez... Maybe I should've
    gone to the capital, too.
[14:20] GG
    It's not as big as the one in the capital,
    but we also have a harvest festival.
[14:25] HEA
    A harvest festival, huh?
[14:27] DS
    Join me for a drink, Beard-cutter.
[14:29] GS
    No, I'm going to pass today.
[14:32] GG
    Why not have a taste of this, then?
[14:37] CG
    Wow, it's so good!
[14:38] P
    It is.
[14:40] GG
    It has lemon and honey in it.
    Apparently it helps with fatigue.
[14:44] GS
    I see. Maybe I should consider carrying
    some with me on my adventures.
[14:50] HS
    Now that training's over, it's time to eat!
[14:53] HS
    It's all on me! Eat up!
[14:56] Both
    Thanks for the grub!
[14:58] P
    Sounds like they've been training all morning.
[15:01] LP
    Applying oneself to one's craft is a fine thing.
[15:04] GG
    There have been talks recently
    about opening up a training hall.
[15:10] GG
    They want to hire retired adventurers.
[15:13] GG
    There are so many newcomers
    who really don't know anything.
[15:17] HEA
    Yeah...
[15:18] HEA
    The more they know, the more
    likely they are to come back alive.
[15:22] DS
    It'll give them confidence, too.
[15:24] GG
    Not to mention that even
    when adventurers retire,
[15:27] GG
    they'll continue to live until they die.
[15:29] GG
    So I think it's beneficial to everyone.
[15:32] GS
    I see.
[15:33] GG
    So you need to be more
    careful, Goblin Slayer.
[15:37] Both
    Yup, yup.
[15:38] GG
    Otherwise, I won't give you any more quests.
[15:42] GG
    The next time you collapse,
    no more adventures for six months.
[15:45] CG
    Yup. No adventuring allowed.
[15:48] GS
    That would be bad.
[15:50] GG
    Right?
[15:51] GG
    So make sure you take
    better care of yourself.
[15:56] CG
    All your friends are such nice people.
[15:59] GS
    Are they?
[16:00] CG
    "Are they"? You mean they aren't?
[16:03] GS
    They're skilled.
[16:04] GS
    I have a higher probability of
    crushing goblins if I'm in a party.
[16:10] CG
    Someday...
[16:11] GS
    What?
[16:13] CG
    Oh... It's nothing.
[16:16] GS
    I see.
[16:17] CG
    Yeah.
[16:19] GS
    I see.
[16:34] SM
    Dear Goblin Slayer.
[16:37] SM
    How are you doing in these hard times,
[16:40] SM
    where the fire spirit continues its dance?
[16:44] SM
    Under normal circumstances,
[16:47] SM
    I would have sent a letter
    of gratitude much sooner,
[16:51] Sm
    but I told myself that
    I shouldn't trouble you.
[16:56] SM
    Please forgive me.
[16:59] SM
    By some miracle, ever since that night,
[17:02] SM
    the goblins have stopped
    plaguing my dreams,
[17:05] SM
    and I've been living peacefully.
[17:07] SM
    This is all thanks to you and your comrades.
[17:12] SM
    I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
[17:16] SM
    The Demon Lord has been
    defeated by the Hero,
[17:18] SM
    which should lead the world toward peace.
[17:21] SM
    But many of the Demon
    Lord's army still remain,
[17:24] SM
    so we mustn't let down our guard yet.
[17:27] SM
    I believe that the adventurers
    will have to continue their fight,
[17:32] SM
    but I am always praying for your safety.
[17:38] SM
    Sincerely, the Sword Maiden. Sending prayers.
[17:45] HEA
    Ugh! You're so loud, and you
    never know when to quit!
[17:49] HEA
    That's it! I've had enough!
    Let's finish this, dwarf!
[17:52] DS
    You've got some guts, long-ears.
    Don't worry, I'll go easy on ya.
[17:58] DS
    I'm gonna have my fire wine,
    and you can have regular ol' wine.
[18:01] DS
    What do ya say?
[18:03] HEA
    Bring it on!
[18:04] P
    U-Um...
[18:06] LP
    The wise never court danger, milady.
[18:12] HEA
    Bring me more!
[18:13] DS
    Come on! Pour me another!
[18:15] HEA
    All right!
[18:21] SP
    What's this? Looks like you're having fun.
[18:25] Witch
    Place some... bets?
[18:26] FM
    I'm betting on the girl. Three gold pieces.
[18:31] HS
    Well, aren't you confident?
    You sure you can afford that?
[18:35] FM
    I'm going for the jackpot.
[18:36] FM
    I'm disciplined, righteous, and have
    the protection of the gods.
[18:40] HS
    Wouldn't the Supreme God be against gambling?
[18:44] YS
    I'm betting on the dwarf!
[18:46] GW
    Then I'm betting on the elf!
[18:48] AC
    Hey! That's all of our earnings from today!
[18:50] P
    Um... Are you sure we shouldn't stop them?
[18:54] LP
    It won't take many more drinks
    before Sir Mage wins...
[18:57] LP
    Or so I'd like to say,
[18:59] Lp
    but Lady Ranger is also stubborn.
[19:01] LP
    There's just no way to tell yet.
[19:03] P
    You say that like this isn't our problem...
[19:05] HEA
    Next! I'm nowhere near done!
[19:08] DS
    Drink up!
[19:15] HEA
    One more!
[19:31] GS
    What's the matter?
[19:34] CG
    I came to tell you that dinner's ready,
[19:39] Cg
    and I wanted to know what
    you were thinking about.
[19:43] GS
    About the future.
[19:45] CG
    The future?
[19:46] GS
    Yeah.
[19:48] CG
    I see.
[19:51] CG
    I'm sorry.
[19:52] GS
    For what?
[19:54] CG
    Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
[20:00] GS
    You're strange.
[20:09] GS
    You'll get grease all over you.
[20:11] CG
    It's fine.
[20:12] CG
    I needed to do laundry, anyway.
    And I'll take a bath.
[20:16] GS
    I see.
[20:17] CG
    Yup.
[20:21] CG
    Let's take our time, you know,
    thinking about the future.
[20:26] GS
    Take our time?
[20:28] CG
    Yup. There's no need to rush.
[20:32] GS
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:43] Cg
    The future, huh...
[20:46] (Flashback) GG
    Not to mention that even
    when adventurers retire,
[20:48] (Flashback) GG
    they'll continue to live until they die.
[20:51] (Flashback) GG
    So I think it's beneficial to everyone.
[20:54] CG
    People get old and get hurt.
[20:59] CG
    When they're tired, they collapse.
[21:05] CG
    Eventually, everyone reaches their limit,
[21:10] CG
    whether it be an adventurer or a hero.
[21:17] CG
    Even if he doesn't die,
[21:19] CG
    there'll come a day when he'll
    no longer be able to slay goblins.
[21:24] CG
    These days won't last forever.
[21:29] CG
    And when that day comes, what can he do?
[21:33] CG
    What should he do?
[21:36] CG
    He probably doesn't have the answer.
[21:40] CG
    Actually, no one has the answer...
[22:02] CG
    No one has the answer.

10 - Adventure Sheet
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SIGN    This show contains scenes that some viewers may 
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:04] Goblin Slayer
    When I was a child, I thought I'd become
    an adventurer when I grew up.
[00:09] Gs
    I'd leave my village and defeat the evil
    monsters that were tormenting the villagers.
[00:21] Gs
    Eventually, I'd become powerful
    enough to defeat even dragons.
[00:25] GS
    I'd become a hero,
    a platinum-ranked adventurer.
[00:28] Hero
    O-Once this is over,
[00:31] Hero
    the three of us are going back to
    the village and going to a festival!
[00:34] Swordmaster
    Everyone's in the same boat!
[00:37] Swordmaster
    We all have someone dear to us
    and things we want to do.
[00:41] Sage
    To ensure that even small
    wishes like that come true...
[00:45] SA
    We can't lose!
[00:50] H
    We have to save the world!
[00:55] GS
    Even if I couldn't become a hero...
[01:05] GS
    I thought I'd be able to
    become an adventurer.
[01:13] GS
    If only I were able to leave my older sister,
[01:16] GS
    who had raised me all on her own, behind...
[02:49] (Flashback) Cow girl
    I'm gonna go to the city!
[02:51] (Flashback) CG
    I'm gonna go to my uncle's farm and
    help one of the cows give birth.
[02:55] (Flashback) CG
    And once I'm done helping,
[02:58] (Flashback) CG
    I can go shopping in the city.
    My mom gave me some money.
[03:03] (Flashback) CG
    I wonder what I should buy.
[03:05] (Flashback) CG
    Is there anything you want?
    I'll buy you something.
[03:08] (Flashback) GS
    No.
[03:10] (Flashback) CG
    There must be something. I mean—
[03:12] (Flashback) GS
    I told you, I don't want anything.
[03:15] (Flashback) CG
    Why do you have to say it like that?
[03:17] (Flashback) CG
    I just wanted to buy you something
    since you've never been to the city...
[03:22] (Flashback) GS
    Shut up! Just go to the city or wherever!
[03:26] (Flashback) CG
    Why are you getting mad?
[03:28] (Flashback) GS
    I'm not mad!
[03:29] (Flashback) CG
    Yes, you are!
[03:31] (Flashback) Older Sister
    You must've been envious
    that she was going to the city.
[03:35] (Flashback) OS
    Still, you shouldn't have acted like that.
[03:39] (Flashback) OS
    You have to protect girls.
[03:44] (Flashback) OS
    Did you know...
[03:45] (Flashback) OS
    that if you envy others, you become a goblin?
[03:49] (Flashback) GS
    A goblin?
[03:50] (Flashback) OS
    Yes. If all you ever do is dwell
    on the things you don't have,
[03:54] (Flashback) Os
    your heart and body warp
    into something unsightly,
[03:57] (Flashback) OS
    and you start trying to take
    things from others by force.
[04:01] (Flashback) OS
    So, later on,
[04:02] (Flashback) OS
    let's make sure you apologize to her, okay?
[04:05] GS
    That night, my sister made my favorite
    stew with chicken and milk.
[04:18] GS
    It was so delicious, I ate bowl after bowl,
[04:22] GS
    but now I can't even remember
    how that stew tasted.
[04:28] GS
    I'm sure...
[04:42] Gs
    it's because I haven't
    eaten it since that day.
SIGN    Dozing
[05:06] CG
    Morning!
[05:08] GS
    Hey.
[05:09] CG
    It looks like today's going to be a hot one.
[05:13] CG
    I guess that's no surprise.
    It's summer, after all.
[05:16] GS
    Yeah.
[05:18] CG
    I'm starving!
[05:20] CG
    I think my uncle is awake,
    so let's have breakfast!
[05:23] GS
    All right.
[05:29] GS
    Good morning, sir.
[05:31] Uncle
    Morning. Were you doing your usual patrols?
[05:34] GS
    Yes, sir. There were no issues.
[05:37] U
    I really don't think you
    need to worry so much.
[05:40] U
    I heard that the Demon Lord
    was defeated by the Hero.
[05:44] U
    I'm sure the monsters will calm down a—
[05:46] GS
    They won't.
[05:47] GS
    At least, goblins won't.
[05:50] U
    O-Oh, yeah?
[05:52] GS
    Yes.
[05:54] CG
    Oh, sorry. It took a little
    longer than I thought it would.
[05:57] CG
    I'll lay everything out now, so let's eat.
[06:01] CG
    After breakfast, I have
    to go make deliveries.
[06:04] GS
    I'll go, too. I have to stop by the guild.
[06:07] CG
    Okay! Let's go together.
[06:11] U
    Are you going to the city to accept a quest?
[06:14] GS
    That, too, but I also need to get my gear
    repaired and pick up my other set of armor.
[06:19] U
    I see.
[06:23] U
    Don't do anything rash.
    I don't want to see her hurt.
[06:29] GS
    I'll do my best.
[06:35] CG
    You need to stop by the guild, right?
[06:37] GS
    Yeah.
[06:38] CG
    After I'm done with my deliveries,
    there's something I want to buy,
[06:41] CG
    so let's meet up later to head home.
[06:45] GS
    Okay.
[06:50] Spearman
    Hey, you.
[06:51] Spearman
    You sure are pasty for
    someone who's so ripped.
[06:55] SP
    I haven't seen you around before. You new?
[06:57] GS
    No.
[06:58] SP
    So... you're just dropping in
    on a day off or something?
[07:01] GS
    Something like that.
[07:03] SP
    Yeah, if you actually wanted to make
    money as an adventurer right now,
[07:07] SP
    you'd go to the capital.
[07:09] SP
    A lot of the Demon Lord's army is still there.
[07:12] SP
    They're just stragglers, so they'd be
    easy to take care of for good pay.
[07:16] GS
    You're not going?
[07:18] SP
    Me? You can't be serious.
[07:23] SP
    Bullying the weak isn't my style.
[07:27] SP
    I only fight for myself.
[07:29] SP
    I've got no interest in money or peace.
[07:32] SP
    Besides...
[07:33] Guild Girl
    Yes, all right.
[07:34] Guild Girl
    I'll listen to all of your concerns,
    so form a single file line, please.
[07:38] SP
    I've got personal reasons.
[07:41] SP
    Basically, I have no need for catchy slogans.
[07:44] GS
    Is that how it is?
[07:46] SP
    It sure is.
[07:49] SP
    Well, see ya. I've got some
    ruins that need exploring.
[07:52] SP
    Wish me luck in battle.
[07:54] GS
    I shall.
[07:56] SP
    The stoic type, eh?
[07:58] SP
    I don't mind that, though.
[08:00] Witch
    There aren't any... quests.
[08:03] GS
    I see.
[08:05] Smith
    I had some extra time,
    so I fixed the smaller bits, too.
[08:10] S
    How's it feel?
[08:18] GS
    It's fine.
[08:19] S
    And now to repair this...
[08:22] S
    For crying out loud...
[08:24] S
    How'd your armor get so damaged
    just from fighting goblins?
[08:27] GS
    Were you able to get me a scroll?
[08:29] S
    Those things are hard to come by.
[08:33] S
    Keep yer shirt on.
[08:35] GS
    All right.
[08:39] Apprentice Boy
    Hey, boss. That guy's a
    silver-ranked adventurer, right?
[08:44] S
    Yeah, that's what I've heard, at least.
[08:46] AB
    Why does he wear all that armor?
[08:49] AB
    If he wanted to be quieter,
    wouldn't mithril chainmail be better?
[08:53] S
    You don't get it?
[08:55] AB
    I can't say I do... I mean,
[08:57] AB
    he'd be better off with a
    magical sword than a scroll...
[09:00] S
    Only a munchkin would wave around a
    legendary magical sword at some goblins.
[09:06] S
    He knows exactly what he's doing.
[09:16] Young Scout
    Ow!
[09:16] Heavy Swordsman
    Come on, what's the matter?!
[09:18] Heavy Swordsman
    You won't even be able to
    kill goblins at that rate!
[09:21] Greenhorn Warrior
    Damn it! We're going for the opening!
     Go around the right!
[09:24] YS
    You got it!
[09:26] Rhea Druid
    That sounds like a great plan, but...
[09:28] Apprentice Cleric
    You probably shouldn't say it out loud.
[09:32] HS
    You're too naïve!
[09:34] Female Knight
    Oh, hey, Goblin Slayer.
[09:39] FK
    I heard you almost died in Water Town.
[09:41] GS
    Yeah.
[09:42] FK
    By the way, are you always dressed like that?
[09:46] GS
    Yeah.
[09:47] FK
    I see...
[09:49] GS
    I didn't think that warrior
    was part of your group.
[09:53] FK
    Ah... We were sparring with our little brat,
[09:56] FK
    and we saw him staring the whole time.
[09:59] FK
    An adventurer's skill with the
    sword is mostly self-taught.
[10:03] FK
    If you learn actual swordsmanship at least
    once, you'll have a chance to survive.
[10:07] FK
    Now, then...
[10:09] FK
    I need to teach those girls
    a bit about survival, too.
[10:14] FK
    I'm sure that giant ball of energy
    is starting to lose his breath.
[10:18] FK
    I guess I'll join in.
[10:21] FK
    Have at you!
[10:24] FK
    You're always bragging
    about how mighty you are,
[10:27] FK
    so I'm sure you'd consider this fair game.
[10:28] HS
    What?! And you call yourself
    a paladin candidate?!
[10:32] FK
    That's enough talk!
[10:34] HS
    This isn't effective training for anyone!
[10:37] YS
    We're...
[10:38] GHW
    We're saved...
[10:41] HS
    You sure aren't holding back, are you?
[10:58] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[11:00] P
    So you're here.
[11:01] GS
    Yeah. My armor needed some repairs.
[11:04] P
    You should've said something.
[11:06] GS
    I didn't really need to.
[11:09] GS
    How's your shoulder doing?
[11:10] P
    Huh? O-Oh, it's fine now.
[11:15] P
    They cast a healing spell on me.
[11:17] GS
    I see.
[11:18] P
    Yes!
[11:20] GG
    Goblin Slayer. How'd the
    quest at Water Town go?
[11:24] GS
    It's been taken care of.
    There weren't any problems.
[11:27] P
    What are you talking about?! You almost died!
[11:30] GG
    What?! A-Are you okay now?
[11:33] GS
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[11:35] GG
    Did you have your wounds properly tended to?
[11:37] GS
    Yeah, I did.
[11:44] GG
    Is something wrong?
[11:46] P
    N-No. Nothing at all...
[11:50] GS
    What did you need?
     Do you have a quest for me?
[11:53] GG
    No, not exactly...
[11:56] GG
    An adventurer from Water Town asked
    me to give this letter to you.
[12:02] GS
    Thanks.
[12:04] GG
    No problem. It's part of my job.
[12:08] GG
    Do you have an acquaintance in Water Town?
[12:11] GS
    No.
[12:12] GS
    It's probably from the one
    who requested the job.
[12:15] GG
    Oh, that makes sense.
[12:18] P
    The one who requested the job?
[12:20] P
    The Sword Maiden wrote
    Goblin Slayer a letter?
[12:25] P
    But why?
[12:28] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, if it isn't Beard-cutter!
[12:31] High Elf Archer
    You should've at least come to
    say hi if you were here, Orcbolg!
[12:35] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, it's a relief that your armor seems to
    have been repaired, Sir Goblin Slayer.
[12:39] GS
    Yeah.
[12:40] DS
    We're about to go get some food.
    Want to join us, Beard-cutter?
[12:44] HEA
    You should come, too.
[12:46] P
    S-Sure.
[12:47] GG
    Oh, uh, I...
[12:51] GG
    I'd love to!
[12:52] GS
    I'll pass.
[12:53] HEA
    Aw, don't be shy!
[12:55] GS
    I'm not.
[12:57] HEA
    Come on! Let's go, Orcbolg.
[13:00] CG
    Sorry to keep you waiting...
[13:02] GS
    Hey.
[13:04] CG
    My, you've got a lot of friends...
[13:07] GS
    Yeah.
[13:09] Inspector
    How amusing.
[13:13] HEA
    Jeez, if you were waiting for someone,
    you should've just told us!
[13:16] DS
    You're the one who forced
    Beard-cutter to come.
[13:20] HEA
    Well, I didn't know, okay?
[13:23] CG
    Um, is it really okay
    for me to join you all?
[13:27] GS
    It's fine.
[13:28] LP
    Please, help yourself, young lady.
[13:32] GG
    Yes. Food always tastes better
    when you eat in a big group.
[13:36] CG
    Then I guess I'll dig in.
[13:40] DS
    This is great, too.
[13:46] HEA
    Hey, is the rumor that the Hero
    defeated the Demon Lord true?
[13:51] GG
    Yes, it is! We've received
    word from the capital.
[13:56] GG
    Apparently the Hero became the tenth
    platinum-ranked adventurer in history!
[14:02] LP
    That's splendid. Now we can all rest easy.
[14:07] DS
    I'm sure there's quite a celebration
    going on in the capital right now.
[14:11] DS
    Guess we should start celebrating ourselves.
[14:14] HEA
    Like you need an excuse to drink.
[14:17] HEA
    Jeez... Maybe I should've
    gone to the capital, too.
[14:20] GG
    It's not as big as the one in the capital,
    but we also have a harvest festival.
[14:25] HEA
    A harvest festival, huh?
[14:27] DS
    Join me for a drink, Beard-cutter.
[14:29] GS
    No, I'm going to pass today.
[14:32] GG
    Why not have a taste of this, then?
[14:37] CG
    Wow, it's so good!
[14:38] P
    It is.
[14:40] GG
    It has lemon and honey in it.
    Apparently it helps with fatigue.
[14:44] GS
    I see. Maybe I should consider carrying
    some with me on my adventures.
[14:50] HS
    Now that training's over, it's time to eat!
[14:53] HS
    It's all on me! Eat up!
[14:56] Both
    Thanks for the grub!
[14:58] P
    Sounds like they've been training all morning.
[15:01] LP
    Applying oneself to one's craft is a fine thing.
[15:04] GG
    There have been talks recently
    about opening up a training hall.
[15:10] GG
    They want to hire retired adventurers.
[15:13] GG
    There are so many newcomers
    who really don't know anything.
[15:17] HEA
    Yeah...
[15:18] HEA
    The more they know, the more
    likely they are to come back alive.
[15:22] DS
    It'll give them confidence, too.
[15:24] GG
    Not to mention that even
    when adventurers retire,
[15:27] GG
    they'll continue to live until they die.
[15:29] GG
    So I think it's beneficial to everyone.
[15:32] GS
    I see.
[15:33] GG
    So you need to be more
    careful, Goblin Slayer.
[15:37] Both
    Yup, yup.
[15:38] GG
    Otherwise, I won't give you any more quests.
[15:42] GG
    The next time you collapse,
    no more adventures for six months.
[15:45] CG
    Yup. No adventuring allowed.
[15:48] GS
    That would be bad.
[15:50] GG
    Right?
[15:51] GG
    So make sure you take
    better care of yourself.
[15:56] CG
    All your friends are such nice people.
[15:59] GS
    Are they?
[16:00] CG
    "Are they"? You mean they aren't?
[16:03] GS
    They're skilled.
[16:04] GS
    I have a higher probability of
    crushing goblins if I'm in a party.
[16:10] CG
    Someday...
[16:11] GS
    What?
[16:13] CG
    Oh... It's nothing.
[16:16] GS
    I see.
[16:17] CG
    Yeah.
[16:19] GS
    I see.
[16:34] SM
    Dear Goblin Slayer.
[16:37] SM
    How are you doing in these hard times,
[16:40] SM
    where the fire spirit continues its dance?
[16:44] SM
    Under normal circumstances,
[16:47] SM
    I would have sent a letter
    of gratitude much sooner,
[16:51] Sm
    but I told myself that
    I shouldn't trouble you.
[16:56] SM
    Please forgive me.
[16:59] SM
    By some miracle, ever since that night,
[17:02] SM
    the goblins have stopped
    plaguing my dreams,
[17:05] SM
    and I've been living peacefully.
[17:07] SM
    This is all thanks to you and your comrades.
[17:12] SM
    I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
[17:16] SM
    The Demon Lord has been
    defeated by the Hero,
[17:18] SM
    which should lead the world toward peace.
[17:21] SM
    But many of the Demon
    Lord's army still remain,
[17:24] SM
    so we mustn't let down our guard yet.
[17:27] SM
    I believe that the adventurers
    will have to continue their fight,
[17:32] SM
    but I am always praying for your safety.
[17:38] SM
    Sincerely, the Sword Maiden. Sending prayers.
[17:45] HEA
    Ugh! You're so loud, and you
    never know when to quit!
[17:49] HEA
    That's it! I've had enough!
    Let's finish this, dwarf!
[17:52] DS
    You've got some guts, long-ears.
    Don't worry, I'll go easy on ya.
[17:58] DS
    I'm gonna have my fire wine,
    and you can have regular ol' wine.
[18:01] DS
    What do ya say?
[18:03] HEA
    Bring it on!
[18:04] P
    U-Um...
[18:06] LP
    The wise never court danger, milady.
[18:12] HEA
    Bring me more!
[18:13] DS
    Come on! Pour me another!
[18:15] HEA
    All right!
[18:21] SP
    What's this? Looks like you're having fun.
[18:25] Witch
    Place some... bets?
[18:26] FM
    I'm betting on the girl. Three gold pieces.
[18:31] HS
    Well, aren't you confident?
    You sure you can afford that?
[18:35] FM
    I'm going for the jackpot.
[18:36] FM
    I'm disciplined, righteous, and have
    the protection of the gods.
[18:40] HS
    Wouldn't the Supreme God be against gambling?
[18:44] YS
    I'm betting on the dwarf!
[18:46] GW
    Then I'm betting on the elf!
[18:48] AC
    Hey! That's all of our earnings from today!
[18:50] P
    Um... Are you sure we shouldn't stop them?
[18:54] LP
    It won't take many more drinks
    before Sir Mage wins...
[18:57] LP
    Or so I'd like to say,
[18:59] Lp
    but Lady Ranger is also stubborn.
[19:01] LP
    There's just no way to tell yet.
[19:03] P
    You say that like this isn't our problem...
[19:05] HEA
    Next! I'm nowhere near done!
[19:08] DS
    Drink up!
[19:15] HEA
    One more!
[19:31] GS
    What's the matter?
[19:34] CG
    I came to tell you that dinner's ready,
[19:39] Cg
    and I wanted to know what
    you were thinking about.
[19:43] GS
    About the future.
[19:45] CG
    The future?
[19:46] GS
    Yeah.
[19:48] CG
    I see.
[19:51] CG
    I'm sorry.
[19:52] GS
    For what?
[19:54] CG
    Oh, nothing. Nothing at all.
[20:00] GS
    You're strange.
[20:09] GS
    You'll get grease all over you.
[20:11] CG
    It's fine.
[20:12] CG
    I needed to do laundry, anyway.
    And I'll take a bath.
[20:16] GS
    I see.
[20:17] CG
    Yup.
[20:21] CG
    Let's take our time, you know,
    thinking about the future.
[20:26] GS
    Take our time?
[20:28] CG
    Yup. There's no need to rush.
[20:32] GS
    Yeah, you're right.
[20:43] Cg
    The future, huh...
[20:46] (Flashback) GG
    Not to mention that even
    when adventurers retire,
[20:48] (Flashback) GG
    they'll continue to live until they die.
[20:51] (Flashback) GG
    So I think it's beneficial to everyone.
[20:54] CG
    People get old and get hurt.
[20:59] CG
    When they're tired, they collapse.
[21:05] CG
    Eventually, everyone reaches their limit,
[21:10] CG
    whether it be an adventurer or a hero.
[21:17] CG
    Even if he doesn't die,
[21:19] CG
    there'll come a day when he'll
    no longer be able to slay goblins.
[21:24] CG
    These days won't last forever.
[21:29] CG
    And when that day comes, what can he do?
[21:33] CG
    What should he do?
[21:36] CG
    He probably doesn't have the answer.
[21:40] CG
    Actually, no one has the answer...
[22:02] CG
    No one has the answer.

11 - A Gathering of Adventurers
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SIGN    A Gathering of Adventurers
[01:45] Cow girl
    Good morning!
[01:47] Cg
    Just one sec. Breakfast is almost ready.
[01:50] Goblin slayer
    Run.
[01:52] Cg
    Huh?
[01:53] Cg
    Why?
[01:55] CG
    What's wrong? Where did that come from?
[01:58] GS
    There were tracks.
[02:06] GS
    Goblins.
[02:08] CG
    But you can defeat them, right?
[02:12] GS
    I can't.
[02:16] GS
    Even if there were a hundred of
    them inside a cave, I could win.
[02:22] GS
    No matter what, I'd win.
[02:26] GS
    But...
[02:29] Gs
    There were at least ten
    sets of scout footprints.
[02:32] GS
    This horde definitely has a leader.
[02:38] Gs
    A hob... A shaman...
[02:41] Gs
    No, judging from their numbers,
[02:44] Gs
    it must be...
[02:48] Gs
    The king of goblins,
[02:52] Gs
    the Goblin Lord.
[02:56] Gs
    They're going to attack
    tonight or tomorrow night.
[02:59] Gs
    We don't have time to ask any
    other countries or lords for help.
[03:02] GS
    A horde of more than a hundred goblins
    will attack this place at once.
[03:06] CG
    A goblin... horde...
[03:10] CG
    Why... would they attack here?
[03:15] GS
    They probably want to make
    this place their stronghold
[03:18] GS
    so that they can attack the town.
[03:21] GS
    I'm not a platinum-ranked adventurer...
[03:24] GS
    I'm not a hero...
[03:27] GS
    We don't have enough people
[03:29] GS
    to face more than a hundred
    monsters in an open field.
[03:34] GS
    I lack the strength.
[03:37] Gs
    I can't do it.
[03:42] CG
    And that's why you're telling me to run?
[03:44] GS
    Yes.
[03:45] CG
    And if I go now, there'll be enough time?
[03:49] GS
    Yes.
[03:58] CG
    Okay.
[04:00] GS
    Have you decided?
[04:01] CG
    Yeah.
[04:05] CG
    I'm sorry. I'm not going to run.
[04:09] CG
    Because I know you're going to stay behind.
[04:14] CG
    See? I knew it. You always go silent
    when you don't know what to do.
[04:17] CG
    You've always been that way.
[04:25] GS
    They won't just kill you.
[04:27] CG
    Yeah, I can imagine.
[04:30] GS
    I was watching...
[04:32] Cg
    Yes.
[04:34] GS
    Don't think that you'll survive.
[04:36] Gs
    You might live,
[04:38] Gs
    but you'll be dead inside.
[04:42] Gs
    So you need to run.
[04:43] Cg
    I told you, I won't!
[04:47] Cg
    Because...
[04:50] Cg
    I don't want to go through
    that a second time.
[04:54] Cg
    You'll lose your home again...
[04:59] Cg
    And... You know...
[05:02] Cg
    Even if we run, if we lose our cows,
    sheep, and other livestock,
[05:06] Cg
    it'd be...
[05:08] Cg
    You know... um...
[05:13] Gs
    I see.
[05:14] Cg
    Yeah. I'm really sorry.
[05:18] CG
    I know I'm being selfish here...
[05:25] GS
    Don't make that face.
[05:33] GS
    I'll do everything I can.
[05:36] CG
    Okay.
[05:45] GS
    "You have to protect girls," huh?
[05:50] Uncle
    Hey.
[05:52] Uncle
    At least say goodbye.
[05:55] GS
    I'm sorry. I...
[05:57] Uncle
    She's a good girl.
[06:02] Uncle
    She grew up to be a good girl.
[06:06] Uncle
    So don't make her cry.
[06:09] Uncle
    I'll do my best.
[06:18] Uncle
    That's what I hate about you.
[06:31] Spearman
    Goblin Slayer.
[06:34] Spearman
    Wow, you're still alive.
[06:37] SP
    You need something?
[06:40] GS
    I apologize, but hear me out.
[06:43] GS
    I have a request.
[06:44] Guy
    The Goblin Slayer has a request?
[06:46] Guy 2
    Wasn't he a solo adventurer?
[06:48] Guy
    Actually, it seems he's formed
    a party with a few people lately.
[06:52] Guy 2
    Really?
[06:53] GS
    A horde of goblins is coming
[06:55] GS
    to a farm on the outskirts of town.
[06:57] GS
    They'll probably attack tonight.
    I don't know how many there are.
[07:01] Guy 3
    Man, I knew it'd be goblins.
[07:03] Guy 4
    But goblins being in hordes is normal.
[07:05] GS
    Judging by the footprints left by
    the scouts, they have a Goblin Lord.
[07:09] GS
    Which means there's at least a hundred.
[07:12] Guy
    A hundred?!
[07:13] Guy
    A hundred goblins?!
[07:15] Guy
    Seriously?
[07:16] Guy
    No way.
[07:17] Guy
    What the hell?
[07:18] Guy
    What's going on?
[07:21] Greenhorn Warrior
    A lord?
[07:22] Apprentice cleric
    No idea.
[07:23] GS
    Lords are a mutated class of goblins
    that specialize in leadership.
[07:26] GS
    They can be considered
    the top rank of goblins.
[07:28] GW
    The top?
[07:30] GS
    And the horde that it's leading
    will be here soon.
[07:33] GS
    There's no time.
[07:35] GS
    I could handle them in a cave, but I
    can't handle them alone, out in the open.
[07:42] GS
    I'd like your help. Please.
[07:49] Guy
    What should we do?
[07:50] Guy 2
    You're asking me?
[07:51] Guy 3
    Goblins, huh?
[07:53] Guy 4
    He should just handle them himself.
[07:55] Guy 5
    I'm definitely out.
[07:56] Girl
    Me, too. They're gross.
[08:01] SP
    Hey.
[08:04] SP
    I think you've got the
    wrong idea about something.
[08:08] SP
    This is an adventurers' guild,
    and we're adventurers.
[08:13] SP
    We're not obligated to listen to requests.
[08:15] SP
    You need to put up a quest,
    which means a reward.
[08:18] Sp
    Right?
[08:20] BG
    Yeah!
[08:21] ---
    We're adventurers!
[08:22] ---
    You expect us to put our 
    lives on the line for free?!
[08:23] High elf archer
    What the hell?!
[08:25] Dwarf Shaman
    Long-ears, if you go out right now,
    it's just going to complicate things.
[08:29] Lizardman Priest
    I understand how you feel,
    but please wait a moment.
[08:32] HEA
    Let me go!
[08:36] GS
    Yes. You're right.
[08:38] SP
    Okay, then, tell us.
[08:40] SP
    How much are you going to pay us
    for dealing with a hundred goblins?
[08:44] GS
    Everything.
[08:45] Sp
    Huh?
[08:47] GS
    Everything I own is the reward.
[08:51] SP
    What do you mean by that?
[08:52] GS
    All of my belongings.
    Everything within my discretion.
[08:56] GS
    My equipment, all of my assets,
    knowledge, time, and...
[09:01] SP
    Your life?
[09:02] GS
    Yes. My life, as well.
[09:05] SP
    And what if I tell you to go die?
[09:08] GS
    I can't do that.
[09:10] SP
    What?
[09:11] GS
    There's someone who might cry if I die.
[09:15] GS
    I was told that I can't make them cry.
[09:18] GS
    So apparently, my life
    isn't within my discretion.
[09:24] SP
    I seriously have no idea what you're thinking,
[09:28] SP
    but I can tell you're serious about this.
[09:31] GS
    Yeah. I'm serious.
[09:35] SP
    God damn it...
[09:41] SP
    I don't need your life, you dumbass!
[09:44] SP
    Just buy me a drink later.
[09:47] SP
    Come on, that's basically market price.
[09:50] SP
    A silver-ranked adventurer is saying
    that he'll slay some goblins for you.
[09:54] SP
    Be thankful, client.
[09:56] GS
    Yes.
[09:58] GS
    I'm sorry.
[10:00] GS
    Thank you.
[10:01] SP
    Hey, cut it out. Thank me after
    we're done slaying those things.
[10:05] HEA
    Me, too!
[10:07] HEA
    I'm going to slay some goblins, too!
[10:09] HEA
    But only if you'll come with us again!
[10:12] HEA
    I'll take you on a real adventure next time!
[10:17] GS
    Very well.
[10:18] DS
    You'll need to buy me more
    than one drink, Beard-cutter.
[10:22] DS
    I'm going to need a whole barrel.
[10:24] GS
    All right. I'll get you one.
[10:26] DS
    You mind if I tag along on this
    adventure of yours, too, long-ears?
[10:30] HEA
    Of course! We're a party!
[10:32] LP
    Which would mean that I
    must accompany you, as well.
[10:36] LP
    Very well. This is a request from a friend.
[10:39] LP
    But if I were to ask for a reward...
[10:42] GS
    Cheese?
[10:43] Lp
    Yes, and if possible...
[10:45] GS
    Ice crème?
[10:48] Lp
    Yes, they are truly nectars of the gods!
[10:51] GS
    They don't belong to me,
    but they're both made at the farm.
[10:56] LP
    Then we must punish those foul
    creatures that come from below.
[11:02] SP
    That makes five.
[11:04] Witch
    No, six...
[11:08] Witch
    Inflammarae.
[11:10] Witch
    Though we might actually have seven...
[11:15] Guild girl
    Everyone!
[11:16] Guild girl
    The Guild... The Guild is offering a quest, too!
[11:20] GG
    There is now a reward of one gold
    coin for every goblin you slay!
[11:25] GG
    This is your big chance!
[11:26] Guy
    Seriously?
[11:27] Guy 2
    One gold coin for every goblin slain?
[11:30] Inspector
    You're okay with this, right?
[11:31] Chief
    It's information from a
    silver-ranked adventurer.
[11:34] Chief
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[11:36] Chief
    Not to mention...
[11:37] Chief
    It's hard to say no when they're
    that passionate about it.
[11:43] Heavy Swordsman
    Guess I don't have a choice.
[11:44] Female Knight
    You're going?
[11:45] HS
    I don't care for the Goblin Slayer,
    but there's a reward involved.
[11:50] FK
    Really, can't you be more honest?
[11:53] FK
    Why don't you just tell him
    that this is all because
[11:56] FK
    he's the one who slew the goblins
    that appeared in your hometown?
[12:00] HS
    Shut up! He doesn't need to know that!
[12:01] HS
    I just want the gold coins
    for slaying those goblins!
[12:04] FK
    Well, I'm trying to become a Paladin myself.
[12:07] FK
    If someone needs my help, I can't say no.
[12:09] Young Scout
    Well, if Bro and Sis are going,
    I guess I am, too.
[12:13] Light Swordsman
    You're right.
[12:14] Rhea Druid
    Guess we'll have to go.
[12:16] GW
    Hey.
[12:17] AC
    What?
[12:19] GW
    I haven't slain any goblins yet.
[12:22] AC
    Well, we heard that it was dangerous.
[12:24] GW
    But I think I should start.
[12:27] AC
    Yeah... He did help us out, too.
[12:29] Guy
    I became an adventurer the same day he did,
[12:33] Guy
    so I guess this is some kind of fate.
[12:34] Guy 2
    It'd be weird if the guy who only talks
    about goblins just disappeared one day.
[12:38] Guy 3
    Yeah, he's this guild's most popular
    product. Everyone talks about him.
[12:42] Guy 4
    He's annoying when he's here,
    but it'd be lonely if he was gone.
[12:44] Female warrior
    Honestly... I've never heard
    of such a strange quest.
[12:51] Guy 1
    We're not comrades or friends,
    but we are adventurers!
[12:56] All
    Leave it to us adventurers!
[13:08] Priestess
    This is wonderful.
[13:10] GS
    Yeah.
[13:10] P
    Of course, I'll be coming along, too.
[13:13] GS
    Yeah.
[14:17] RD
    It'll be all right.
[14:21] CG
    Thank you.
[14:24] Guy 1
    Hey!
[14:37] Guy 2
    Here they come.
[15:12] DS
    Stupor.
[15:14] W
    Sleep.
[15:15] DS
    Sleep, you goblins!
[15:18] Guy
    Now!
[15:21] Guy
    Don't worry about the goblins!
[15:24] Guy
    Secure the shields!
[15:27] Guy
    Hurry! Fall back! Fall back!
[15:33] Hea
    Honestly, those are your shields?
[15:36] HEA
    How low can you get?
[15:41] Guy
    That's the last of the shields!
[15:43] HEA
    I've taken care of all the
    spellcasters I can see!
[15:45] Guy
    All right!
[15:53] SP
    All right, here we go!
[15:55] SP
    Time to make some gold, boys!
[15:58] SP
    Get them!
[16:09] FW
    Woohoo! Look at all this gold
    that's runnin' toward me!
[16:13] SP
    Damn... Hard to believe there are this many.
[16:19] sP
    What a pain.
[16:23] LP
    Even Sir Goblin Slayer
    didn't know what to do.
[16:28] LP
    This is to be expected.
[16:30] SP
    Man, talk about scary.
[16:42] W
    Not that it... matters too much...
[16:45] W
    But don't step out of range...
    of the Deflect Missiles.
[16:55] LS
    They're pushing hard.
[16:57] YS
    I should've gone over there, too.
[17:00] LS
    Wait, look over there.
[17:07] YS
    Riders! They actually showed up!
[17:12] Guy
    Riders! The riders are coming!
[17:15] Guy 2
    Riders!
[17:17] HS
    All right! Head for the designated area!
[17:20] SP
    When you're ready, line up!
[17:22] SP
    Back line, fill the gaps in the front line,
    but stay behind them, weapons drawn!
[17:25] Sp
    They're smaller and shorter than horses!
[17:27] SP
    Draw them in as close as you can!
[17:31] SP
    Not yet!
[17:33] SP
    Not yet!
[17:37] SP
    Now! Take aim!
[17:56] LP
    All troops, charge!
[18:08] GW
    Whoa...
[18:12] GW
    I-It's dead...
[18:21] FW
    Pay attention, newbie!
[18:23] FW
    Go on! Get in on the action!
[18:26] AC
    Are you okay?
[18:27] GW
    Yeah...
[18:29] GW
    Thank goodness I bought some armor.
[18:33] HS
    That was some easy money.
[18:35] FK
    Yeah, but...
[18:37] FK
    This is all thanks to his strategy.
[18:42] (Flashback) GS
    Set ambushes.
[18:44] (Flashback) GS
    They're used to ambushing others,
    but not used to being ambushed themselves.
[18:48] (Flashback) GS
    They'll use meat shields.
[18:51] (Flashback) GS
    Cast sleep spells, and use that
    moment to rescue the hostages.
[18:55] (Flashback) GS
    Don't bother with the
    goblins that are asleep.
[18:57] (Flashback) GS
    They'll be trouble if they wake up.
[19:00] (Flashback) GS
    When the hordes get bigger,
    they train wolves and ride them.
[19:04] (Flashback) GS
    There'll probably be
    twenty or thirty riders,
[19:06] (Flashback) Gs
    but we can take care of them
    by setting up spear walls.
[19:09] (Flashback) GS
    And you can kill them with your weapons.
[19:11] (Flashback) GS
    When weapons aren't enough, use spells.
[19:14] (Flashback) GS
    Also, take care of all their
    capable spellcasters first.
[19:25] FK
    So despite how he looks,
    he really is silver-ranked.
[19:30] Guy
    Stupid goblins, running this far away.
[19:36] Guy
    Hey, how's it going over there?
[19:44] SP
    What the...
[19:45] DS
    Something's flying over here! Watch out!
[20:03] Guy
    Now we're dealing with hobs?
[20:05] HS
    Nope...
[20:07] HS
    That's a big'un...
[20:12] HS
    A goblin champion.
[20:14] SP
    Make that two.
[20:20] HS
    Good. I was getting bored
    with all the small fry.
[20:24] HS
    These guys are much more fitting for me.
[20:27] FK
    Jeez. I'm too busy counting all
    the goblin heads I lopped off.
[20:32] HS
    Just shut up and come with me.
[20:34] SP
    Hey, step back.
[20:35] W
    Right...
[20:37] LP
    Then I shall take the heads
    right off their shoulders.
[20:43] SP
    From here on out,
    it's a veterans' battlefield!
[20:45] SP
    Anyone not confident in their
    skills better bow out!
[20:58] Guy
    Not bad...
[21:00] W
    May I get some... water?
[21:01] RD
    Oh, of course!
[21:03] W
    Thank... you.
[21:05] YS
    Um, are you sure you don't
    need to be with them?
[21:09] W
    Well, yes...
[21:11] W
    If anything... he's more used
    to dealing with these...
[21:16] W
    than with normal goblins...
[21:18] GW
    Goblins...
[21:19] YS
    Come to think of it, where did he go?
[21:22] W
    Oh?
[21:23] W
    You know... who he is... right?
[21:27] HEA
    Yeah.
[21:29] HEA
    Where do you think he is?
[21:48] HEA
    He went...
[21:51] HEA
    to slay some goblins.
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[00:07] Goblin lord
    How did it come to this?
[00:12] GL
    That horde is finished.
[00:14] GL
    There's no point in staying
    now that they've been halted.
[00:17] GL
    I need only keep myself alive.
[00:19] GL
    I'll go back to my nest, reproduce
    using the prisoners I have there,
[00:23] GL
    and try again.
[00:25] GL
    I failed this time, but as long as I'm alive,
    there will always be a next time.
[00:30] GL
    I'll make it work next time.
[00:33] Gl
    Next time, for sure!
[00:42] Goblin Slayer
    I knew that was what you'd think.
[00:52] gS
    You fool.
[00:54] GS
    That army was just a decoy.
[01:03] GS
    Your home is gone.
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[03:35] GS
    I'm not used to fighting them face-to-face.
[04:07] Greenhorn warrior
    Are you okay?
[04:08] Apprentice cleric
    Yeah.
[04:18] GW
    I did it...
[04:22] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like most of them
    have been taken care of.
[04:25] High elf archer
    Yeah.
[04:26] hEA
    Still, the possibility of all these goblins
    attacking the town gives me chills.
[04:31] DS
    I think we've become pretty
    knowledgeable about goblins.
[04:35] DS
    We've got a great teacher.
[04:38] HEA
    I'd rather not hear that.
[04:40] HEA
    This isn't how adventures are supposed to be.
[04:49] Lizardman Priest
    Thank you.
[04:54] Spearman
    Take that!
[05:05] Heavy swordsman
    He's...
[05:07] HS
    used to fighting!
[05:12] Female knight
    I'll draw him to me and give you an opening.
[05:15] Female knight
    You take him down.
[05:18] HS
    Leave it to me!
[05:23] HS
    You're mine!
[05:43] Young Scout
    Wow...
[05:44] Female knight
    Looks like I saved your life again.
[05:47] HS
    Yeah. You deserve its head.
[05:50] FK
    You're thanking me with the goblin's head?
[05:53] HS
    You don't want it?
[05:55] FK
    No, I'll take it.
[05:58] HS
    Hey, you want some help?
[06:02] SP
    Shut up!
[06:06] Light warrior
    Is he going to be okay?
[06:09] Sp
    Damn it!
[06:30] Sp
    Take this!
[07:00] Cow girl
    Uncle...
[07:01] Uncle
    What is it?
[07:03] Cg
    Do you remember what you
    said about him before?
[07:08] Uncle
    About him not being all there?
[07:11] CG
    Do you still think that?
[07:13] Uncle
    I'm not sure.
[07:15] Uncle
    What do you think?
[07:18] Cg
    I...
[08:31] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[08:34] P
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[08:41] P
    Protection!
[09:12] GL
    I-I'm sorry...
[09:16] GL
    I'll... never do anything like this again...
[09:20] GL
    I-I'll go back to the forest...
[09:23] GL
    and live peacefully...
[09:51] GS
    Like hell that's going to work...
[09:56] GS
    Lord? Lord, my ass.
[10:01] GS
    You're just a goblin.
[10:03] GS
    Just a filthy little goblin.
[10:10] GS
    And I'm...
[10:14] GS
    Goblin Slayer.
[10:18] GS
    That's one goblin head...
[10:21] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[10:31] (Flashback) GS
    I'll act as the bait.
[10:33] (Flashback) GS
    Use Protection to render the lord immobile.
[10:35] (Flashback) P
    Protection?
[10:37] (Flashback) GS
    Yes. Use two and try to trap
    him from the front and back...
[10:41] (Flashback) GS
    No, actually, use three and
    create a cage to trap him.
[10:45] (Flashback) P
    Three?
[10:47] (Flashback) GS
    Just in case.
[10:50] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[10:53] P
    please place your gentle hand
    upon this being's wounds.
[10:57] P
    Heal!
[11:03] P
    I'm sorry.
[11:04] P
    I ended up only using two Protections.
[11:08] GS
    Yeah, thanks.
[11:10] P
    Please don't push yourself so much.
[11:12] GS
    It's not that I think I can win
    just by pushing myself...
[11:16] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[11:18] P
    You said you wouldn't
    push yourself anymore!
[11:24] P
    Goblin Slayer...
[11:30] P
    Please try to think things
    through a little more!
[11:34] GS
    I'm sorry.
[11:37] GS
    It's because... I trusted you.
[11:43] P
    You truly are...
[11:44] P
    such a helpless person.
[12:29] GS
    It's over.
[12:40] GS
    I'm home.
[12:42] CG
    Welcome back.
[12:45] Hero
    Yeah!
[12:47] Sage
    Calm down, please.
    You're going to trip and fall.
[12:51] Hero
    Heck no, I'm not gonna fall!
[12:54] Hero
    Hurry up! The festival's
    gonna start without us!
[12:58] Sage
    I still don't see why we had to leave so early...
[13:03] Swordmaster
    We're going there to crush
    the evil sect's plans.
[13:06] SM
    We're still pretty far from the
    town and the start of the festival.
[13:09] Sage
    Speaking of remnants of evil,
[13:11] Sage
    apparently goblins appeared around here, too.
[13:15] SM
    Goblins? They're just underlings, though.
[13:19] Hero
    Wow, you don't know, do you?
[13:21] Hero
    Goblins can be pretty scary.
[13:25] Sage
    Well, I heard there's a Goblin Slayer.
[13:29] Sage
    I think everything will be okay.
[13:31] SM
    A Goblin Slayer?
[13:32] Hero
    So the reason I'm able to attend the
    festival is thanks to whoever that is.
[13:38] Hero
    It would sort of suck if the town was
    destroyed right after we saved the world.
[13:46] HEA
    To our fallen comrades,
[13:48] Hea
    our victory,
[13:49] Hea
    the farm, the town, adventurers...
[13:52] Hea
    And of course,
[13:54] Hea
    that weirdo over there who never
    talks about anything but goblins!
[13:58] HEA
    Cheers!
[13:59] All
    Cheers!
[14:09] Adventurer
    Hey, over here!
[14:10] Guild girl
    You got it!
[14:11] Witch
    Hey...
[14:12] SP
    Ow!
[14:16] FK
    What?! But it was a champion!
[14:19] FK
    Even a champion's only
    worth single gold coin?!
[14:21] GG
    Yes.
[14:22] GG
    The deal was a gold coin
    for each goblin, so...
[14:27] FK
    Couldn't you add a special reward?
[14:30] Manager
    Absolutely not.
[14:31] Manager
    Rewarding gold coins to all 
    of you is the special reward.
[14:35] GG
    Not to mention the lord
    that Goblin Slayer defeated
[14:39] GG
    is also only worth one gold coin.
[14:50] CG
    She must be exhausted.
[14:53] GG
    She's a girl, so don't make
    her push herself too hard.
[14:57] GS
    Yeah.
[14:58] CG
    You're being nice. Did something happen?
[15:01] GS
    No. I'm the same as usual.
[15:04] CG
    I see.
[15:06] Female warrior
    Woohoo! I'm worth five gold coins tonight!
[15:09] Female warrior
    Keep the food and drink comin'!
[15:11] CG
    Adventurers, we've brought more alcohol!
[15:15] SP
    Hell yeah!
[15:17] Cg
    Thanks.
[15:19] GS
    For what?
[15:21] CG
    For saving us.
[15:23] GS
    I didn't do anything.
[15:26] GS
    I'm still...
[15:29] Gs
    I'm still not completely sure...
[15:34] GS
    But I'm getting a clearer idea.
[15:40] GS
    I think I want to be an adventurer.
[15:46] CG
    I see.
[15:48] CG
    I'm sure you'll be able to.
[15:50] GS
    Really?
[15:51] CG
    Yup, I'm sure.
[15:58] P
    Huh?! D-Did I fall asleep?
[16:03] CG
    You worked so hard.
[16:05] P
    Huh? Um... I-I'm sorry.
[16:09] GS
    I don't mind.
[16:16] CG
    I'm going to go thank everyone.
[16:21] CG
    Have a good time.
[16:24] P
    Um... What's this?
[16:27] GS
    You're the one who finished off the lord.
[16:29] P
    Me?
[16:31] P
    Are you sure that's okay, Goblin Slayer?
[16:35] GS
    Why not?
[16:36] P
    I-I mean, the money...
[16:39] GS
    There's no problem. I paid just
    like we'd originally negotiated.
[16:44] GS
    I bought them a drink.
[16:51] P
    Goblin Slayer...
[16:53] GS
    What?
[16:54] P
    Why didn't you... um...
[16:58] P
    post a quest for everyone sooner?
[17:01] P
    You didn't have to go about it that way...
[17:03] P
    Couldn't you have just posted a quest?
[17:08] P
    Of course, if you didn't want to,
    that's totally fine.
[17:12] GS
    It's simple.
[17:15] GS
    No one came when it happened to my village.
[17:19] GS
    The same thing might've happened this time.
[17:22] GS
    There were no guarantees.
    I had to trust in luck.
[17:26] GS
    That's all.
[17:28] GS
    Apparently, I'm a weirdo.
[17:33] P
    That's not true.
[17:35] P
    If you asked me for help,
    I would be happy to!
[17:39] P
    It's not just me.
[17:41] P
    I think all the adventurers in
    this town would say the same.
[17:44] P
    This time, next time,
    and every time after that.
[17:47] P
    If you asked for help,
     we'd always be there for you.
[17:50] P
    So...
[17:53] P
    It has nothing to do with luck...
[17:55] P
    at all.
[17:57] GS
    Really?
[18:00] P
    Yes.
[18:16] P
    Hey, Goblin Slayer...
[18:19] P
    Do you mind if I ask for a reward, too?
[18:23] GS
    What do you want?
[18:28] P
    Please take off your helmet.
[18:33] GS
    Why?
[18:34] P
    I kept my eyes closed that other time
    because I was so embarrassed...
[19:00] P
    I think you look a lot cooler this way!
[19:04] GS
    Really?
[19:06] HEA
    Hey!
[19:07] HEA
    Orcbolg took his helmet off!
[19:10] HEA
    No fair! I'd never seen his
    face before, either!
[19:14] SP
    Huh?!
[19:20] GG
    Oh, my goodness! This is a rare moment!
[19:23] CG
    Huh? Is it?
[19:25] CG
    I guess it is.
[19:27] CG
    The only time he willingly
    takes off his helmet
[19:31] CG
    is when it breaks or when he sleeps.
[19:33] LP
    Hey... Let me see...
[19:33] LP
    Ah, now this is the face of a warrior!
[19:38] DS
    You have excellent features
    indeed, Beard-cutter.
[19:42] HEA
    Hey! Get outta the way!
[19:46] W
    As I... figured... He's quite...
    handsome... isn't he?
[19:51] SP
    Huh... I could swear I've seen
    him somewhere before...
[19:54] SP
    Damn it! This pisses me off for some reason!
[19:56] Guy A
    Hey, it's Goblin Slayer's face!
[19:59] Guy A
    Bring out the betting pool!
[20:02] Guy B
    Damn it! I was betting that he was a woman!
[20:05] Girl A
    I totally thought he was a goblin.
[20:08] Guy C
    Hey! Did anyone guess correctly?
[20:11] Guy C
    If you did, buy us all a round!
[20:15] P
    If you asked for help,
    we'd always be there for you.
[20:22] P
    So... It has nothing to do with luck...
[20:25] P
    at all.
[20:28] Gs
    I see.
[20:31] GS
    I hope that's true.
[22:18] Nar
    This adventurer was an ordinary young man.
[22:22] Nar
    He was a man you could find anywhere.
[22:27] Nar
    The gods favored him as well,
[22:30] Nar
    but they didn't expect
    anything special from him.
[22:33] Nar
    For he was just another pawn
    they could find anywhere else.
[22:38] Nar
    However, that adventurer was
    slightly different from the others.
[22:44] Nar
    He was always concocting strategies,
    thinking, taking action,
[22:48] Nar
    training, using his wits, and being thorough.
[22:52] Nar
    He never let the gods roll the dice.
[22:57] Nar
    And then, one day,
     the gods finally realized...
[23:01] Nar
    He would probably never save the world.
[23:04] Nar
    He would probably never change anything.
[23:08] Nar
    For he was just another pawn
    they could find anywhere else.
[23:13] Nar
    But he would never let
    the gods roll the dice.
[23:18] Nar
    And that's exactly why
    even the gods don't know
[23:22] Nar
    the fate of this particular adventurer.
[23:28] Nar
    His battle continues today,
[23:30] Nar
    somewhere out there.

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[00:24] Priestess Narrator
    At first, I just wanted to become
    an adventurer so I could help people.
[00:40] P Narrator
    At least... that's what I thought.
[00:47] Priestess
    I want to be an adventurer!
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[00:58] Guild girl
    Your job is a priestess.
[01:00] Priestess
    Yes.
[01:01] Priestess
    I'm an adult now, so I wanted
    to help other adventurers.
[01:06] Guild girl
    This will act as your ID in the guild.
[01:11] Guild girl
    Your identification tag shows
    that your rank is porcelain,
[01:15] Guild girl
    the lowest rank for adventurers.
[01:17] Priestess
    So I'm a beginner.
[01:19] Guild girl
    Yes.
[01:20] Guild girl
    It will also help identify you if
    something were to happen to you,
[01:24] Guild girl
    so make sure not to lose it.
[01:26] Priestess
    Yes, ma'am.
[01:27] Guild girl
    And that ends your registration.
[01:29] Guild girl
    You can find quests on the board there.
[01:32] Guild girl
    Please go ahead and find one
    suitable for your rank.
[01:35] Guild girl
    Or you could join a veteran
    adventurer's party and—
[01:38] Warrior
    Hey, wanna go adventuring with us?
[01:41] Priestess
    Huh?
[01:41] Warrior
    You're a priestess, right?
[01:44] Warrior
    My party's missing a priest,
    but we've got an urgent quest to do,
[01:49] Warrior
    so we were looking for
    at least one more person.
[01:51] Warrior
    Would you come with us?
[01:52] Priestess
    An urgent quest?
[01:55] Warrior
    We're gonna go slay some goblins.
[01:58] Priestess
    Goblins?
[02:00] Warrior
    Yeah, they attacked a village,
    stole supplies and livestock,
[02:05] Warrior
    and even kidnapped some girls.
[02:07] Warrior
    We need to hurry up and save them.
[02:09] Guild girl
    Um... You're all porcelain-ranked, right?
[02:13] Guild girl
    I'm sure if you wait a little while,
    other adventurers will show up...
[02:17] Warrior
    With the four of us, we shouldn't have
    any trouble dealing with goblins.
[02:21] Warrior
    Right?
[02:23] Fighter
    Come with us.
[02:25] Wizard
    Make up your mind already.
[02:31] Priestess
    Okay. If you think that I can help you.
[02:36] P Narrator
    On my first official quest,
[02:39] P Narrator
    I wasn't able to save a single person.
[02:52] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[02:54] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[02:56] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[02:58] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[03:00] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[03:05] Priestess
    I'm so sorry...
[03:09] Priestess
    I'm so sorry.
[04:01] Goblin Slayer
    That's one...
[04:22] Goblin Slayer
    And that makes two.
[04:25] Priestess
    Um... Who are you?
[04:36] Goblin Slayer
    Goblin Slayer.
[04:40] P Narrator
    Within that dark cave, I met Goblin Slayer.
[04:47] P Narrator
    He was not the kind of valiant hero
    or savior that most would imagine.
[04:57] P Narrator
    All he cared about was killing,
[05:00] P Narrator
    slaying, and annihilating all the goblins.
[05:06] Priestess
    Children?
[05:08] Goblin Slayer
    They multiply fast.
[05:10] Goblin Slayer
    If we had waited any longer,
[05:11] Goblin Slayer
    there'd be about fifty of them,
    and they would've attacked.
[05:15] Goblin Slayer
    You were lucky.
[05:21] Priestess
    Are you going to kill them?
[05:22] Goblin slayer
    Of course I am.
[05:24] Goblin slayer
    They hold on to grudges for life.
[05:26] Goblin slayer
    And the survivors of the nest learn
    from their mistakes and adapt.
[05:33] Goblin slayer
    There isn't a single reason to let them live.
[05:37] Priestess
    Even if there was a good goblin?
[05:40] Goblin slayer
    A good goblin? I guess there might
    be one if you looked really hard.
[05:44] Goblin slayer
    But in the end, the only good goblins are
    the ones who never come out of their holes.
[06:22] Goblin slayer
    That makes twenty-two.
[06:37] P Narrator
    I had heard rumors that he
    had an unfortunate past.
[06:46] P Narrator
    I'm not aware of the details of what happened,
[06:50] P Narrator
    but if that event hadn't occurred,
[06:53] P Narrator
    he probably would've never taken the
    mantle of Goblin Slayer upon himself.
[07:04] P Narrator
    In order to find something I could do,
[07:08] P Narrator
    I decided to help Goblin Slayer slay goblins.
[07:17] P Narrator
    Eventually, we joined a group
    of adventurers who were looking
[07:22] P Narrator
    for assistance in slaying the
    hordes of the Demon Lord.
[07:27] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[07:30] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[07:45] Ogre
    Iacta!
[07:47] Goblin slayer
    You fool.
[08:14] Ogre
    What... What did you do?
[08:19] Goblin slayer
    This is a gate scroll.
    I linked it to the bottom of the sea.
[08:23] Goblin slayer
    Now, then... What were you called again?
[08:27] Goblin slayer
    I guess it doesn't matter now.
[08:29] Ogre
    Goblins?!
[08:30] Ogre
    You would use this to kill mere goblins?
[08:34] Goblin slayer
    Goblins...
[08:36] Goblin slayer
    are far more troublesome than you.
[08:45] P Narrator
    Right around the time we all got
    used to being in a party together,
[08:51] P Narrator
    we would end up facing the
    biggest threat of our lives.
[08:59] HEA
    Footsteps...
[09:00] HEA
    I can't tell how many there are,
    but something strange is among them.
[09:04] DS
    Here they come!
[09:15] GS
    A hob... No...
[09:19] GS
    A goblin champion.
[09:22] GS
    We'll cut our way through.
[09:23] LP
    Indeed. Let my blade assist you.
[09:37] P
    U-Um...
[09:50] GS
    Six.
[09:52] GS
    You can go all-out.
[09:54] LP
    Understood.
[10:05] HEA
    Damn it, there's a lot of them!
[10:07] DS
    No use complaining about it!
[10:10] DS
    You holdin' up over there?
[10:12] P
    Some... what...
[10:15] GS
    Seventeen.
[10:37] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[10:38] HEA
    Orcbolg! Did they get him?
[10:53] P
    No!
[10:58] HEA
    The Protection...
[10:59] LP
    How could this be?
[11:02] HEA
    Calm down and concentrate!
[11:05] DS
    Long-ears!
[11:10] DS
    You stupid goblins! Unhand her!
[11:26] P
    N-No...
[11:58] HEA
    Let go of me!
[11:59] DS
    Why, you...
[12:10] GS
    Bullshit.
[13:11] GS
    I heard that assassins like using string
    made of human hair as a killing tool.
[13:18] GS
    Apparently it doesn't break
    easily or come undone.
[13:35] HEA
    Go! Hurry up and heal her!
[13:38] LP
    Thank you for the assistance.
[13:40] HEA
    Orcbolg!
[13:40] DS
    Beard-cutter!
[13:41] LP
    Sir Goblin Slayer!
[13:44] HEA
    Kill it!
[13:49] GS
    Hey, take a good look, goblin!
[14:04] GS
    Who's next?
[14:09] GS
    Is it you?
[14:13] GS
    Or you?
[14:34] LP
    Bless the stars... Thank goodness
    we somehow made it.
[14:40] GS
    How is she?
[14:41] LP
    She will survive.
[14:44] LP
    Had the wound been any deeper,
    there would've been nothing I could do.
[14:49] GS
    I see.
[14:53] P
    I'm... sorry...
[15:00] GS
    Don't worry about it.
[15:02] P
    Gob... lin... Slay... er...
[15:09] GS
    These things happen...
[16:03] Priestess
    U-Um, uh...
[16:06] P
    D-D-Did you see?!
[16:09] GS
    Yeah.
[16:11] GS
    Don't worry.
[16:13] GS
    You don't have any scars.
[16:15] P Narrator
    I couldn't protect Goblin Slayer.
[16:19] P Narrator
    I was reminded of just how
    inexperienced I still was.
[16:25] Gs
    When I was young...
[16:27] P
    What?
[16:29] GS
    I thought if I took a step,
[16:30] GS
    the ground would open up
    beneath me, and I would die.
[16:34] P
    Huh?
[16:36] gS
    There was a time when I hesitated
    to even walk because of that.
[16:40] Gs
    It's not impossible,
    but no one worries about that.
[16:47] Gs
    That was really strange to me.
[16:50] GS
    She and my sister laughed at me for it,
[16:52] GS
    but it took time for me to realize
    that I still have to walk,
[16:55] GS
    no matter how scared I am.
[16:57] P
    Is that how it is?
[17:00] GS
    It is.
[17:03] Gs
    Even now, I'm scared to death.
[17:07] Gs
    I'm thankful that you're helping me,
[17:11] Gs
    but you're not required to help.
[17:22] P
    I told you I was going to
    do what I wanted to do.
[17:26] Gs
    Did you?
[17:28] P
    I did.
[17:32] P
    You really are hopeless, you know that?
[17:38] Gs
    Sorry.
[17:39] P
    I don't want to hear that.
[17:42] Gs
    Sorry.
[17:44] P Narrator
    And then, I realized
[17:47] P Narrator
    that he was still haunted and tormented
    by the trauma of his past...
[17:52] P Narrator
    When one of the most important
    people in his life was in danger.
[17:57] HEA
    He went...
[17:59] HEA
    to slay some goblins.
[19:34] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[19:37] P
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[19:43] P
    Protection!
[20:15] GL
    I-I'm sorry...
[20:18] GL
    I'll... never do anything like this again...
[20:23] GL
    I-I'll go back to the forest...
[20:26] GL
    and live peacefully...
[20:33] GS
    Like hell that's going to work...
[20:38] GS
    Lord? Lord, my ass.
[20:44] GS
    You're just a goblin.
[20:45] GS
    Just a filthy little goblin.
[20:52] GS
    And I'm...
[20:56] GS
    Goblin Slayer.
[21:00] GS
    That's one goblin head...
[21:03] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[21:14] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[21:16] P
    please place your gentle hand
    upon this being's wounds.
[21:20] P
    Heal!
[21:26] P
    I'm sorry.
[21:28] P
    I ended up only using two Protections.
[21:31] GS
    Yeah, thanks.
[21:34] P
    Please don't push yourself so much.
[21:36] GS
    It's not that I think I can win
    just by pushing myself...
[21:39] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[21:41] P
    You said you wouldn't
    push yourself anymore!
[21:47] P
    Goblin Slayer...
[21:54] P
    Please try to think things
    through a little more!
[21:57] GS
    I'm sorry.
[22:00] GS
    It's because... I trusted you.
[22:06] P
    You truly are...
[22:08] P
    such a helpless person.
[22:13] P Narrator
    Goblin Slayer is truly hard to work with.
[22:18] Priestess Narrator
    He barely speaks, and he doesn't
    care how he kills the goblins.
[22:24] Priestess Narrator
    He had fought alone for so long.
[22:30] Priestess Narrator
    I want to help Goblin Slayer.
[22:40] HEA
    To our fallen comrades,
[22:42] Hea
    our victory,
[22:43] Hea
    the farm, the town, adventurers...
[22:46] Hea
    And of course,
[22:47] Hea
    that weirdo over there who never
    talks about anything but goblins!
[22:52] HEA
    Cheers!
[22:53] All
    Cheers!
[23:10] P
    Hey, Goblin Slayer...
[23:13] P
    Do you mind if I ask for a reward, too?
[23:17] GS
    What do you want?
[23:21] P
    Please take off your helmet.
[23:26] GS
    Why?
[23:27] P
    I kept my eyes closed that other time
    because I was so embarrassed...
[23:53] P
    I think you look a lot cooler this way!
[23:56] LP
    Ah, now this is the face of a warrior!
[23:57] P Narrator
    I am no longer the newbie
    adventurer with silly dreams.
[23:58] HEA
    Hey... Let me see...
[24:01] DS
    You have excellent features 
    indeed, Beard-cutter.
[24:04] P Narrator
    I hope that I can now provide a ray of hope
[24:04] HEA
    Hey! Get outta the way!
[24:07] P Narrator
    to those cowering in despair,
    deep within a dark cave,
[24:10] P Narrator
    crying and calling for help.
[24:15] P Narrator
    Right now, my hope is that
    I can be like the person
[24:20] P Narrator
    that I admire so much.
[24:27] P
    If you asked for help,
    we'd always be there for you.
[24:33] P
    So... It has nothing to do with luck...
[24:36] P
    at all.
[24:39] Gs
    I see.
[24:42] GS
    I hope that's true.
[24:49] P Narrator
    I'm still going on many adventures with him.
[24:55] P Narrator
    The other day, we received
    a letter asking Goblin Slayer
[24:59] P Narrator
    if he would save some adventurers
    who were in trouble.
[25:05] P Narrator
    And then...
[25:38] Noble Fencer
    They went your way!
[25:39] Female Warrior
    Leave it to me!
[25:49] Rhea Scout
    Great job, ladies!
[25:51] RS
    Oh, whoopsie.
[25:57] Dwarf Priest
    Come, now, pay attention.
[26:00] DP
    Hey, Wizard!
[26:02] Wizard
    I know.
[26:04] Wizard
    May I ask for this dance, milady?
[26:07] NF
    But of course.
[26:09] W
    Sagitta...
[26:11] NF
    Tonitrus...
[26:12] W
    ...quelta...
[26:14] NF
    ...oriens...
[26:16] W
    ...raedius!
[26:16] NF
    ...iacta!
[26:34] FW
    I guess that about does it.
[26:37] DP
    You probably shouldn't let your guard down.
[26:40] FW
    I'm not.
[26:43] RS
    Even though we may face goblins... Nay.
[26:46] Rs
    It's because we get to face goblins 
    that adventures are worth going on.
[26:52] NF
    Fear not.
[26:55] NF
    I have a brilliant plan!
[27:23] Sword Maiden
    Dear Goblin Slayer,
[27:27] Sword maiden
    I have a request for you.
[27:31] SM
    Our tale begins with a noble's daughter
    who left home to become an adventurer.
[27:45] SM
    She departed after accepting a quest
[27:48] SM
    and hasn't been heard from since.
[27:53] SM
    Her parents requested that the guild find her.
[28:00] Sm
    This isn't a rare occurrence.
[28:06] SM
    The problem is that the quest
    the noble girl has undertaken
[28:09] SM
    involves slaying goblins.
[28:17] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
    please bless us,
[28:21] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[28:27] SM
    The guild came to me for help,
[28:30] SM
    but you were the only one
    I could make this request of.
[28:36] SM
    Please consider lending a
    helping hand to that poor girl.
[28:58] SM
    I pray from the bottom of my
    heart that you return safely.
[29:02] SM
    Best regards.
[29:04] GS
    Great job with the Holy Light back there.
[29:07] P
    Huh?
[29:08] P
    U-Um, I... Thank you very much.
[29:13] GS
    First there were two, then seven,
[29:15] GS
    and this makes nine.
[29:17] GS
    Altogether, that's twelve.
[29:19] GS
    I don't like how they gathered
    all the hostages in one spot.
[29:22] GS
    I also don't like how the bodies
    of the dead villagers are intact.
[29:25] P
    Do you think there's another ogre?
[29:28] GS
    I'm not sure.
[29:32] Villager
    Ow...
[29:34] Villager
    Damn it...
[29:35] Villager
    What's going on?
[29:36] HEA
    Talk about slow.
[29:40] GS
    You used Stupor to put even
    the hostages to sleep?
[29:44] DS
    Their stench is wretched.
[29:47] GS
    How many bodies?
[29:48] LP
    I counted four. Sir Mage
    had three, so our total is seven.
[29:53] GS
    So altogether, we have nineteen.
[29:55] GS
    I thought I counted twenty at first.
[30:01] GS
    Are you the mayor?
[30:02] Mayor
    Y-Yes.
[30:04] GS
    We're adventurers.
[30:05] Some
    What?
[30:06] Some
    Adventurers?
[30:07] mayor
    A silver rank? Could you be...
    The Goblin Slayer?
[30:12] Mayor
    Thank you for coming!
[30:14] GS
    Do you have an herbalist in your village?
[30:16] GS
    A priest would also do, so long
    as they can perform a miracle.
[30:20] Mayor
    The only priests around here are
    the traveling priests that pass through.
[30:24] Mayor
    We do have an herbalist, but...
[30:26] GS
    All right. We'll help tend to the wounded.
[30:31] GS
    We don't have many potions ourselves,
[30:34] GS
    so you'll have to settle
    with miracles and first aid.
[30:38] HEA
    Orcbolg!
[30:40] GS
    So there were twenty.
[30:41] HEA
    You little... You're not getting away!
[30:44] GS
    Use this.
[30:56] HEA
    What's with that arrow?
    The tip was all loose.
[31:00] GS
    I modified it to be like that.
[31:03] HEA
    What?
[31:05] GS
    I'll explain later.
[31:08] GS
    We'd like to stay at your inn for the night.
[31:10] GS
    Also, we'd like information on any
    adventurers who came here before us.
[31:13] GS
    And if you have one,
    we'd like a map of the mountains.
[31:15] Mayor
    That's fine, but as for payment...
[31:20] GS
    The goblins are more important.
[31:22] GS
    Once we get some rest,
    we're going after them.
[31:28] HEA
    This is so nice and warm.
[31:40] HEA
    Looks like you're still growing.
[31:42] HEA
    Stare...
[31:44] HEA
    Not fair.
[31:47] P
    Eek! What are you talking about?
[31:49] P
    What are you...
    E-Everyone else should've joined us.
[31:56] HEA
    Well, we've got
    "The best medicine is alcohol!"
[31:59] HEA
    And "Dirt suits me much better."
[32:04] HEA
    And as for Orcbolg...
[32:06] P
    He's keeping watch.
[32:10] HEA
    If you don't make a move, he's going
    to be that way right up until the end.
[32:15] HEA
    Though we did get to come this far north
    because of that, so I guess I don't mind.
[32:21] P
    Um... Did you leave your
    forest because you got bored?
[32:26] HEA
    You're half right and half wrong.
[32:29] HEA
    I mean, I had a duty and
    felt fulfilled doing it...
[32:33] HEA
    But one day, I saw a leaf
    being carried downstream.
[32:37] HEA
    I wonder how far it'd go,
    and then I just never looked back.
[32:41] HEA
    I chased after the leaf,
    ran through the trees,
[32:45] HEA
    and before I knew it,
    I was outside the forest.
[32:48] HEA
    I jumped across the rocks
    in the dry riverbed...
[32:50] P
    What did you find?
[32:52] HEA
    A dike. One that the humans had made.
[32:55] HEA
    I'd never seen one before, but I
    thought it was pretty interesting.
[32:59] HEA
    That's where the leaf had stopped.
[33:03] HEA
    Say, humans die after living
    for about a hundred years, right?
[33:07] P
    Well...
[33:09] HEA
    I wonder why you guys can't live longer.
[33:12] HEA
    Maybe I'd understand if I was human, too.
[33:16] P
    And if you were born human, you'd wish
    you were as beautiful as the elves.
[33:23] HEA
    And if you were born an elf,
    you'd wish you were born human.
[33:31] HEA
    I guess you never truly get
    what you want in this world.
[33:37] DS
    Apparently, the adventurers you
    were sent on a rescue mission for
[33:40] DS
    hoarded all the food.
[33:42] LP
    And they refused to slay
[33:43] LP
    any goblins if the villagers
    didn't give them food.
[33:45] LP
    That's basically a threat...
[33:47] LP
    Then again, it's possible
    they needed the food.
[33:50] P
    Did they need it?
[33:52] GS
    Pursuits can last a while sometimes.
[33:54] HEA
    Well, we don't have that
    much time on our hands.
[33:57] HEA
    We don't know what it's like in that nest
    or how many goblins there are.
[34:02] HEA
    There's a chance that the
    adventurers are still alive.
[34:05] GS
    It is possible.
[34:07] GS
    Apparently, the last time they were
    seen, they looked quite weakened.
[34:13] GS
    If goblins were going to
    have a nest, it'd be here.
[34:16] HEA
    I wonder why they didn't go
    back underground immediately.
[34:23] DS
    So, wood and food... Which means...
[34:27] GS
    Yeah.
[34:28] GS
    They're trying to starve them out.
[34:33] HEA
    Orcbolg, why did you give
    me an arrow like that?
[34:39] GS
    When you shoot that arrow, the tip
    comes off, leaving only the shaft.
[34:45] HEA
    So?
[34:47] GS
    The steel was poisoned.
[34:48] GS
    Unless they dig it out of their body,
[34:50] GS
    once they get back to their
    nest, their flesh will rot,
[34:52] Gs
    spreading the sickness.
[34:55] GS
    It won't take care of all of them
    at once, but it'll be a huge blow.
[34:59] HEA
    I still can't fathom what goes
    through that head of yours.
[35:18] HEA
    I-It's so cold!
[35:21] GS
    Dusk is approaching. Once we've
    warmed up, we're going under.
[35:25] LP
    I never knew a place this cold even existed.
[35:28] DS
    Come on, drink! It'll warm you up!
[35:35] HEA
    Come to think of it, isn't it
    your goal to become a dragon?
[35:41] LP
    Indeed.
[35:43] HEA
    I know! Once you become an
    immortal dragon, I'll come visit you.
[35:54] HEA
    It'll probably take about
    a thousand years, yeah?
[35:56] HEA
    You can't imagine how boring that is.
[35:58] HEA
    You won't be able to bear
    it without any friends.
[36:02] LP
    I see...
[36:03] LP
    A dragon that talks about his
    adventures slaying goblins...
[36:07] LP
    A dragon that's visited by an elf...
[36:10] HEA
    And a dragon that loves cheese, right?
[36:13] LP
    Not bad at all.
[36:16] HEA
    Right?
[36:17] LP
    In any case, let us first concentrate
    on the matter before us.
[36:28] GS
    Careful. There are spears in there.
[36:31] HEA
    Wow, talk about malicious.
[36:33] P
    Goblins are capable of laying such traps?
[36:37] GS
    Who knows?
[36:40] GS
    I don't see any totems.
[36:43] P
    Perhaps they don't have a shaman.
[36:46] GS
    I'm not sure, but I don't like it.
[36:47] LP
    They were capable enough to attack
[36:49] LP
    that village and dispose of the
    adventurers that came before us.
[36:53] LP
    There must be some among them with brains.
[37:05] GS
    We'll strike from the right!
[37:07] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
    please bless us,
[37:13] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[37:15] Priestess
    Holy Light!
[37:19] GS
    Seventeen. No hob, no spellcaster,
    but they have arrows.
[37:24] GS
    Let's go.
[37:25] DS
    Here we go!
[37:26] HEA
    First one's mine!
[37:28] DS
    Time to work, you gnomes!
[37:31] DS
    Roll grains of sand together,
    and it shall become rock!
[37:38] DS
    This is going well, Beard-cutter and Scaly!
[37:41] LP
    Indeed.
[37:42] GS
    Got it.
[37:44] GS
    Ten!
[37:46] Gs
    Eleven!
[37:48] GS
    Thirteen!
[37:49] GS
    The enemies will pick
    themselves back up soon.
[37:51] P
    Right!
[37:52] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
    please bless us,
[37:57] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[38:11] GS
    Seventeen.
[38:12] DS
    You okay there, long-ears?
[38:14] HEA
    Ow... Sorry. I messed up.
[38:18] P
    I'll heal you right away. Is there poison?
[38:22] LP
    Here. Let us remove the arrow first.
[38:25] P
    Stay still, okay?
[38:33] GS
    What's the matter?
[38:34] P
    The shaft...
[38:36] GS
    Where's the tip?
[38:37] P
    Still inside.
[38:45] GS
    They actually learned?
[38:49] GS
    Does it hurt?
[38:51] HEA
    I-I'm totally fine.
[38:53] GS
    Do you think there was poison?
[38:55] P
    I don't think so... but...
[39:00] GS
    I'll do it. Get me some fire.
[39:02] HEA
    Huh?
[39:03] DS
    You got it.
[39:05] HEA
    Huh?!
[39:05] DS
    Dance, dance, salamanders.
[39:08] DS
    Let us borrow some flames
    from your fiery tails.
[39:15] GS
    Bite down on this.
    I'm going to gouge out the tip.
[39:18] HEA
    N-No way!
[39:21] DS
    Well, most of that leg
    is gonna rot off, then.
[39:24] LP
    And once that happens,
    we won't be able to reattach it.
[39:32] P
    Could you at least try to make
    it hurt as little as possible?
[39:37] GS
    I'll do my best.
[39:40] HEA
    Seriously, don't make it hurt, okay?!
[39:42] GS
    I can't guarantee that, but I'll do my best.
[40:01] HEA
    It's still throbbing.
[40:05] P
    A-Are you all right?
[40:07] HEA
    I think so.
[40:08] GS
    Can you shoot arrows?
[40:10] HEA
    Of course I can.
[40:11] LP
    Then let us all proceed.
[40:23] P
    She's still breathing.
[40:28] HEA
    Looks like mission complete...
    Right? This is a shrine, isn't it?
[40:33] HEA
    I wonder if a priest from
    the evil sect was here.
[40:39] P
    Um, this...
[40:43] HEA
    That's awful.
[40:47] GS
    It doesn't appear to be a goblin totem.
[40:51] P
    I believe it's the green moon.
[40:54] P
    It's the sign of a god.
[40:56] P
    The deity of external knowledge,
    the God of Wisdom.
[40:59] GS
    The green moon? You mean
    where the goblins come from?
[41:04] GS
    Would they heal the goblins with
    miracles and teach them to use them?
[41:08] P
    The God of Wisdom is a rather
    eccentric god, but...
[41:11] P
    Perhaps it was a dark elf or a
    high-ranking priest of the evil sect.
[41:16] HEA
    What? I don't think so.
[41:19] HEA
    If you control a bunch of goblins,
    but you only use them for looting,
[41:23] HEA
    doesn't that make you
    as dumb as the goblins?
[41:27] LP
    So it thinks like the goblins,
    leads the goblins,
[41:30] LP
    heals the goblins, attacks people,
    and is a follower of evil.
[41:34] P
    A priest? It couldn't be...
[41:40] GS
    A goblin paladin.
[41:57] NF
    The reason the goblins attack the
    villages is because they're low on food.
[42:02] NF
    If we just wait here a few days,
[42:04] NF
    I'm sure they'll get impatient
    and come jumping out.
[42:08] RS
    Way to go, Sis.
[42:12] FW
    Well, if that's all it takes, that'll be great.
[42:16] Dwarf
    We'll be in trouble if we get
    hit by a blizzard, though.
[42:19] Dwarf
    What do you think, spellcaster?
[42:22] Wizard
    I'll do whatever she wants.
    She's our leader, after all.
[42:40] NF
    It's just as I thought.
    It's just a matter of time.
[42:44] W
    It doesn't look like they're coming out today.
[42:46] RS
    Maybe they've got their guard up now.
[42:49] NF
    I'm sure they'll come out at any moment.
[42:51] NF
    They're goblins, after all.
[42:54] RS
    Sorry, Sis. I'll be right back.
[42:57] FW
    That's what you get for eating snow.
[42:59] D
    We don't have much firewood
    left to continue melting the snow.
[43:04] D
    We need to think of something.
[43:06] NF
    Let's keep watch a little longer.
[43:09] NF
    I'm sure the goblins are
    suffering right about now.
[43:12] W
    We'll follow your orders.
    You're our leader.
[43:18] NF
    You can't possibly be suggesting that
    we flee without even fighting the goblins!
[43:22] FW
    As tired as we are right now,
    they might just overpower us.
[43:25] FW
    We don't have much food or firewood left.
[43:28] NF
    You're content with having people
    laugh at us for being the adventurers
[43:33] NF
    who ran from some goblins?
[43:36] RS
    That's all I could get today.
[43:46] RS
    How about this?
[43:48] RS
    One of us could go down to the nearby
    village to get supplies and food.
[43:53] FW
    But who would go?
[44:01] RS
    You go. I'm the only one doing
    any work around here lately.
[44:07] RS
    I'm done with this crap.
[44:09] W
    Agreed. To be honest, I never
    liked this plan anyway.
[44:19] NF
    Very well. I agree that's
    the most logical option.
[44:26] Mayor
    Ah, lady adventurer, you're back.
[44:29] Mayor
    How are things going?
[44:31] NF
    Well, I... We're still working on it.
[44:35] Mayor
    My stars.
[44:37] NF
    I was wondering if you
    could spare us some food...
[44:48] NF
    How did things end up like this?
[44:53] NF
    Why are the goblins giving
    us so much trouble?
[44:57] NF
    Those stupid goblins...
[45:24] NF
    G-Goblins?
[45:42] NF
    It won't come out...
[45:43] NF
    My sword won't come out!
[46:02] NF
    No... S-Stop!
[46:06] NF
    Stop...
[46:08] NF
    No!
[46:30] NF
    Where are the others?
[46:31] GS
    Dead.
[46:34] NF
    I see.
[46:36] GS
    I want to ask you something.
[46:38] GS
    Just answer as well as
    you can. Do you mind?
[46:43] GS
    What did you do?
[46:45] NF
    We were trying to starve them out.
[46:47] NF
    I thought it would work.
[46:49] GS
    I see.
[46:51] NF
    We would all work together,
    raise our ranks, and...
[46:59] NF
    I thought it would all work out.
[47:03] GS
    I see.
[47:05] GS
    I guess things like that happen.
[47:08] NF
    Hey, wait.
[47:11] GS
    What?
[47:12] NF
    Are you Goblin Slayer?
[47:15] GS
    That's what they call me.
[47:18] NF
    Ow...
[47:25] NF
    Goblin Slayer...
[47:29] GS
    How's your wound?
[47:31] HEA
    I'm fine.
[47:32] HEA
    It still hurts a little,
    but it's been treated.
[47:36] GS
    I see.
[47:37] HEA
    So you mentioned a God of
    Wisdom back in that cave, right?
[47:42] HEA
    What's his deal?
[47:44] P
    The God of Wisdom is the
    deity of external knowledge.
[47:47] HEA
    So he's a god of knowledge?
[47:50] P
    The God of Knowledge that we believe
    in has dominion over intelligence,
[47:54] P
    reason, and the truths of this world,
    and guides those who wish to know the unknown.
[47:59] P
    The God of Knowledge believes
    that the suffering and frustration
[48:03] P
    experienced on the path to gaining
    knowledge are important,
[48:07] P
    but the God of Wisdom gives knowledge
    indiscriminately to one and all.
[48:11] P
    As a result, ways to destroy
    this world are created,
[48:15] ---
    and the God of Wisdom is not interested in
[48:18] P
    how many innocent lives
    are lost in the process.
[48:20] HEA
    Now my head is starting to hurt
    in addition to my leg.
[48:24] GS
    Whatever the reason, the problem is goblins.
[48:27] GS
    Their lair must be elsewhere.
[48:30] GS
    It seems there are some
    ruins higher up here.
[48:33] LP
    What sort of ruins?
[48:35] GS
    A dwarf fortress.
[48:36] DS
    Ah, the dwarves' fortress
    from the Age of the Gods...
[48:40] DS
    It's not going to be easy to
    get in there from the front.
[48:43] DS
    You got any good ideas?
[48:45] GS
    I just thought of one.
[48:52] NF
    I'll go, too.
[48:53] HEA
    You can't. We came here on a request
    from your parents to save you.
[48:57] HEA
    You should head home
    and talk to them first.
[49:01] NF
    I have to get it back.
[49:03] LP
    Get what back, if I may ask?
[49:05] NF
    Everything... Everything that I've lost.
[49:10] LP
    A dragon only has honor
    when it is a true dragon.
[49:14] LP
    A dragon without honor is no dragon.
[49:18] HEA
    H-Hey, what if she dies?!
[49:22] DS
    Well, you might die, too.
[49:25] DS
    Even we might die.
[49:29] DS
    All living creatures eventually die.
[49:32] DS
    You elves know that better than anyone.
[49:36] HEA
    Well, yeah, but...
[49:39] P
    We should take her with us. Otherwise...
[49:43] GS
    I am neither your parent nor your friend.
[49:48] GS
    If you have a request,
    you know what you need to do.
[49:52] NF
    I know that.
[50:03] NF
    I'll get the reward money
    and pay you up front.
[50:05] NF
    And I'll also come with you.
[50:07] GS
    What can you do?
[50:08] NF
    I know the way of the sword,
    and I can cast lightning spells.
[50:12] GS
    Very well. You don't have
    any objections, do you?
[50:15] HEA
    As long as you're okay with it, Orcbolg.
[50:18] GS
    Then let's go slay some goblins.
[50:33] HEA
    I don't agree with this!
[50:37] HEA
    Why are we being treated
    like we're battle trophies?
[50:41] GS
    The rest of us wouldn't be convincing.
[50:44] DS
    Do you hear those fools
    yapping, Sir Bishop?
[50:47] LP
    They will eventually become offerings
    to the God of External Knowledge.
[50:52] LP
    Let them do as they please for now.
[50:55] P
    Um... Are you cold?
[50:57] NF
    I'm fine.
[51:01] P
    Well, I'm cold, so I'm
    going to get a bit closer.
[51:05] NF
    Do as you please.
[51:14] HEA
    Hey, I guess you aren't completely dense.
[51:17] P
    Thank you very much.
[51:20] GS
    I planned to give these to you
    when we reached the fortress,
[51:22] GS
    but these rings have breathing
    spells sealed within them.
[51:25] P
    Rings that allow us
    to breathe underwater?
[51:28] GS
    That should help with the cold a little.
[51:32] HEA
    You should've given these to us earlier!
[51:38] P
    These are amazing.
[51:40] HEA
    Right?
[51:42] P
    Here. You should use it, too.
[51:44] NF
    I don't need it. I'm not cold.
[51:50] P
    Yes, of course.
[52:01] HEA
    Now you can't run away.
[52:13] LP
    I am the Bishop of the Green Moon,
[52:16] LP
    a humble servant of the
    God of External Knowledge!
[52:19] LP
    Open these doors!
[52:28] P
    Don't worry. We're all here with you.
[52:32] HEA
    Here they come.
[52:40] P
    Is that the goblin paladin?
[52:44] NF
    No.
[53:01] LP
    I would like to request an audience with
[53:03] LP
    the master of this fortress,
    the noble paladin.
[53:09] LP
    Yes, I bring offerings.
[53:14] LP
    Please throw them in a cell
[53:16] LP
    and cut off their hands and
    feet so they cannot run away.
[53:21] HEA
    Are they actually communicating?
[53:23] P
    Apparently, it's the miracle
    of telepathic communication.
[54:21] LP
    Ah, so we shall begin with this girl.
[54:25] HEA
    Are you okay? Are you hurt?
[54:37] P
    Calm down!
[54:38] NF
    Why, you...
[54:57] GS
    Well, I did expect this...
[54:59] HEA
    Hey, give it a rest already!
[55:07] NF
    Goblins need to die!
[55:10] HEA
    Oh, for crying out loud!
[55:13] LP
    This was to be expected.
[55:15] LP
    It's better we keep an eye on her
    if she's going to be reckless.
[55:20] HEA
    Yeah, but...
[55:22] P
    P-Please, calm down.
[55:24] HEA
    You should be angrier than
    anyone else right now.
[55:30] GS
    Calm down.
[55:32] GS
    Take care of your wound first, then heal her.
[55:34] GS
    Her hand will rot. And it'll leave a scar.
[55:37] P
    Right.
[55:39] GS
    There were survivors among the
    hostages. Go check on them.
[55:42] DS
    Right.
[55:44] DS
    I'm not sure if I'm up to the
    task alone. Come along, Scaly.
[55:48] LP
    Well, spellcasters are known
    to be physically weak.
[55:52] P
    Let's go.
[55:56] LP
    I understand how you feel, but it might
    be better to hold off until later.
[56:05] HEA
    Why did you bring that girl?
[56:07] GS
    Because we need her.
[56:09] HEA
    We need her?
[56:12] GS
    Now that we've attempted this,
    there's only winning or losing.
[56:16] HEA
    That's not what I'm talking about here.
[56:20] GS
    I know.
[56:23] GS
    At least, I believe I do.
[56:28] GS
    Get ready.
[56:40] HEA
    Sorry. I lost my temper.
[56:43] GS
    It happens.
[56:46] GS
    To you, to her, and to me.
[56:51] HEA
    Even you?
[56:53] GS
    Yes.
[56:55] HEA
    I can't picture it.
[56:56] GS
    Is that so?
[56:58] HEA
    Yes.
[56:59] GS
    I see.
[57:01] P
    Will the hostages be all right?
[57:05] LP
    This is probably safer than
    taking them with us.
[57:08] DS
    What's that sword made of?
[57:12] NF
    Aluminum.
[57:13] NF
    The blade was forged from a red gem
    and tempered with lightning.
[57:16] DS
    Mind letting me have a closer look?
[57:21] DS
    So, where are we headed?
[57:24] GS
    We should head to their armory first.
[57:26] GS
    But before we do that, how many
    spells and miracles do we have left?
[57:29] P
    Um... I have three remaining, and the
    other two have four and three...
[57:35] P
    So we have a total of ten.
[57:37] DS
    We forgot to include the girlie over there.
[57:40] NF
    Two.
[57:41] P
    So we have twelve remaining altogether.
[57:43] GS
    No, we should save our two
    lightning spells if we can.
[57:49] NF
    We'll be able to kill the goblins?
[57:50] GS
    Yes, if all goes well.
[57:53] P
    Well, we're counting on you.
[57:57] NF
    All right.
[58:03] GS
    Why did you give her the torch?
[58:06] P
    I think it must hurt to be
    left not carrying anything.
[58:12] P
    Didn't you notice? She seemed a bit
    bashful when I gave her the torch.
[58:20] GS
    This seems a bit different for an armory.
[58:24] DS
    Well, this is a dwarf fortress,
    so we might find some ore deposits.
[58:28] GS
    But would the goblins actually
    reinforce their blades?
[58:31] LP
    Regardless, leave this to me.
[58:37] DS
    Hey, girlie. Help me out.
[58:41] DS
    We're going to carry some
    of this out of here.
[58:43] DS
    Beard-cutter is a master
    at destroying weapons.
[58:47] GS
    I believe I'm using them effectively.
[58:53] DS
    You're not going to get very
    far with just a short sword.
[58:56] DS
    Guess we should see what
    kinds of swords they have.
[59:01] NF
    I don't need any other sword.
[59:04] DS
    So you don't want an actual sword.
[59:06] DS
    Very well. This is how relationships begin.
[59:10] DS
    What good would it do if you
    couldn't speak your mind?
[59:15] LP
    Well, are we ready?
[59:18] DS
    Go for it.
[59:20] LP
    O great ancestors who sleep
    within the great whiting...
[59:23] LP
    Take these things with you
    through the burden of time.
[59:29] P
    Is that a prayer for decay?
[59:32] LP
    Indeed.
[59:33] LP
    Now we have the prisoners from their
    dungeon as well as their weapons.
[59:37] LP
    All according to plan.
[59:39] GS
    Yeah.
[1:00:28] GS
    We messed up.
[1:00:32] GS
    This is a goblin coronation ceremony.
[1:00:35] P
    And a coronation ceremony needs a priest...
    a cleric to conduct the ceremony.
[1:00:49] DS
    Well, he's sort of dead in the dungeon.
[1:00:55] P
    Wh-What's wrong?
[1:01:09] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[1:01:11] P
    please lay your revered hand
    upon this child's wounds!
[1:01:41] GS
    Get down!
[1:01:46] GS
    Are you all right?
[1:01:47] ---
    Y-Yes.
[1:01:49] GS
    At least they tried.
[1:01:51] GS
    How are you doing over there?
[1:01:53] HEA
    We're surviving.
[1:01:54] GS
    Let's split up. I'll act as the decoy.
[1:01:57] LP
    My physical strength will be optimal
    to carry the prisoners out.
[1:02:01] LP
    I will take up that task.
[1:02:03] GS
    All right, let's go.
[1:02:05] P
    All right.
[1:02:08] P
    Don't.
[1:02:10] NF
    I know... I know... I know.
[1:02:17] NF
    But this isn't... Why do they get
    to... laugh and do whatever...
[1:02:28] NF
    It's all my fault again.
[1:02:30] NF
    This all happened because
    of me... Because of...
[1:02:34] NF
    I need my sword back! I need it...
[1:02:47] NF
    Give it back... Give it back!
    I want to go home!
[1:02:52] NF
    Father, Mother... I'm through with...
[1:02:57] GS
    I see. All right.
[1:03:02] NF
    Huh?
[1:03:04] GS
    I'll retrieve your sword.
[1:03:07] GS
    I'll kill the paladin. I'll kill the goblins.
[1:03:11] GS
    I don't mean just one or two.
[1:03:14] GS
    I don't mean just a single nest,
    or all the ones in this fortress.
[1:03:17] GS
    I'm going to slaughter all of the goblins.
[1:03:21] GS
    So stop crying.
[1:03:26] P
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[1:03:30] P
    the wanderers in the darkness,
[1:03:34] P
    with holy light!
[1:03:47] GS
    Let's go. Keep your head down.
[1:03:50] P
    O-Okay. Should I cast Protection?
[1:03:52] GS
    I'll leave that to you.
[1:03:54] P
    Okay.
[1:03:55] GS
    I'm leaving the rear to you.
[1:03:57] NF
    All right.
[1:03:59] P
    It'll be okay.
[1:04:08] GS
    That's one.
[1:04:10] GS
    And two.
[1:04:13] GS
    Three.
[1:04:18] NF
    They're coming from behind!
[1:04:20] GS
    How many?
[1:04:21] NF
    I'm not sure, but a lot!
[1:04:23] GS
    All right.
[1:04:33] NF
    I can't keep up...
[1:04:36] P
    Ugh! Why are there always so many of you?
[1:05:08] NF
    Take that!
[1:05:12] GS
    Thirteen.
[1:05:21] GS
    Well done.
[1:05:32] HEA
    I wonder if they're doing okay up there.
[1:05:35] DS
    What? You worried about Beard-cutter?
[1:05:37] HEA
    I'm not worried about Orcbolg.
    I'm worried about my two friends up there.
[1:05:42] HEA
    You got a problem with that?
[1:05:46] DS
    Well, you're an elf.
[1:05:49] DS
    I guess you're partial to
    this friendship business.
[1:05:55] LP
    Throughout the ages,
    when trying to conquer a castle,
[1:05:58] LP
    flooding it has been standard,
[1:06:00] LP
    but starving the enemy out
    is also a worthy option.
[1:06:12] GS
    All right.
[1:06:14] GS
    Pull!
[1:06:35] GS
    Twenty-nine. We're making good time.
[1:06:40] GS
    Let's fall back. Get ready.
[1:06:42] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[1:07:06] GS
    Took you long enough.
[1:07:16] GS
    Do it. I'll buy us some time.
[1:07:18] P
    All right.
[1:07:19] NF
    Okay...
[1:07:23] NF
    Tortrus...
[1:07:24] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[1:07:26] NF
    oriens...
[1:07:26] P
    please provide us protection...
[1:07:41] NF
    Iacta!
[1:07:43] NF
    Take that!
[1:07:46] P
    We're ready!
[1:08:05] GS
    Never forget your adventurer tools
    when heading out for adventure, I guess.
[1:08:26] NF
    Where are the others?
[1:08:31] DS
    I'm so sick of those goblins
    and their stupid holes.
[1:08:35] HEA
    You're telling me...
[1:08:38] GS
    Right on time.
[1:08:39] LP
    We are safe.
[1:08:42] P
    Thank goodness.
[1:08:44] HEA
    Everything good on your end?
[1:08:46] P
    Yes, we're fine.
[1:08:50] HEA
    We did it.
[1:08:54] NF
    Yes.
[1:08:56] DS
    Beard-cutter, what happened to your sword?
[1:09:00] GS
    I threw it.
[1:09:01] DS
    Some things never change.
[1:09:05] GS
    Thanks.
[1:09:28] HEA
    Nothing beats the feeling of being able
    to shoot as many arrows as I want!
[1:09:32] DS
    Could you not say such scary things?
[1:09:38] LP
    My apologies.
[1:09:39] GS
    I'll take care of the rear. Back me up.
[1:09:42] DS
    You got it!
[1:09:46] DS
    Gnomes! Undines! Make me the
    finest cushion I'll ever see!
[1:09:58] DS
    Who do you goblins think you are?
[1:10:00] HEA
    Move!
[1:10:04] HEA
    Ugh!
[1:10:05] GS
    There are fewer now. I'll take over. Go.
[1:10:17] GS
    Eight, nine.
[1:10:21] GS
    We can't just descend to
    the village like this.
[1:10:24] GS
    There was a valley, wasn't there?
[1:10:26] LP
    It's not far from here.
[1:10:29] GS
    Then we'll go there.
[1:10:30] DS
    Here, Beard-cutter!
[1:10:32] GS
    Thanks.
[1:10:38] GS
    Thirteen.
[1:10:38] DS
    Right, what's next?
[1:10:40] GS
    Give me a shovel!
[1:10:42] DS
    You got it!
[1:10:58] LP
    My apologies...
[1:11:03] GS
    Nineteen.
[1:11:05] GS
    Twenty.
[1:11:14] GS
    Go on ahead. I'll crush them here.
[1:11:16] LP
    Can you handle it?
[1:11:18] GS
    Of course I can.
[1:11:20] DS
    That was the last of the weapons.
[1:11:23] LP
    Then I shall lend you mine.
[1:11:27] HEA
    Leave the backup to me.
[1:11:28] DS
    My spells are about to run dry.
[1:11:32] P
    Goblin Slayer...
[1:11:34] GS
    Save your miracles.
[1:11:36] P
    I will. I know you're counting on me.
[1:11:38] GS
    I have a plan.
[1:11:40] P
    Right.
[1:11:41] GS
    Fire when I give the signal.
[1:11:43] NF
    All right.
[1:12:10] GS
    He learned.
[1:12:17] HEA
    You rude little bastards!
[1:12:33] GS
    In that case...
[1:13:06] GS
    You fell for it.
[1:13:13] GS
    Goblins are not bright creatures,
    but they aren't complete fools.
[1:13:19] GS
    However... you are a fool!
[1:13:28] GS
    Fire!
[1:13:32] NF
    Tonitrus...
[1:13:34] NF
    oriens...
[1:13:41] NF
    iacta!
[1:13:47] HEA
    I have a bad feeling about this...
[1:13:57] HEA
    Oh, damn it!
[1:14:10] P
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[1:14:12] P
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[1:14:16] P
    Protection!
[1:14:30] P
    Goblin Slayer!
[1:14:52] NF
    Where is he?
[1:14:55] NF
    Where's Goblin Slayer?
[1:14:58] P
    Probably toward the bottom,
    if he was carried away by the snow.
[1:15:03] HEA
    Probably.
[1:15:05] HEA
    It's probably better if we don't
    talk too loudly just yet.
[1:15:08] LP
    We should walk over to find him.
[1:15:11] NF
    Aren't you worried about him?
[1:15:13] DS
    Of course we are.
    He is our comrade, after all.
[1:15:18] DS
    But, you know...
[1:15:20] P
    He is Goblin Slayer, after all.
[1:15:28] GS
    I messed up.
[1:15:30] GS
    I should've prepared for the impact
    rather than the lack of air.
[1:15:33] NF
    G-Goblin... Slayer?
[1:15:38] GS
    Are you all right?
[1:15:40] HEA
    We should be asking you that.
[1:15:42] HEA
    I thought it was weird.
[1:15:44] HEA
    There's no way Orcbolg would give us
[1:15:46] HEA
    these rings to breathe
    underwater for no reason.
[1:15:51] HEA
    Were you planning this from the start?
[1:15:53] GS
    To an extent.
[1:15:55] P
    It would've been nice of you to explain that.
[1:15:58] GS
    Don't be foolish.
[1:16:00] GS
    What if the enemy heard our
    strategy and tried to thwart us?
[1:16:04] P
    Yes, but you just make us worry when
    you don't tell us what's going on.
[1:16:10] HEA
    I've got plenty to say to you,
[1:16:12] HEA
    but this is definitely how
    an adventure should be.
[1:16:16] NF
    Adventure...
[1:16:19] NF
    I see... So this was an adventure.
[1:16:24] GS
    Hey.
[1:16:26] GS
    I found it.
[1:16:43] GS
    I managed to get the sword,
    but the scabbard was washed away.
[1:16:47] GS
    I guess the avalanche was a failure.
[1:17:06] GS
    You sure cry a lot.
[1:17:26] Guild Girl
    We somehow survived another year.
[1:17:28] GG
    Let us praise the Gods of Fate and
    Chance, and of Order and Chaos!
[1:17:32] GG
    Cheers!
[1:17:34] All
    Happy New Year!
[1:17:37] Spearman
    I worked real hard last year.
[1:17:40] Witch
    I... guess.
[1:17:42] SP
    I swung my spear around
    and killed some monsters.
[1:17:46] SP
    So that goblin-killing guy is no match for me.
[1:17:51] W
    Yes, yes...
[1:17:53] W
    You worked hard... Yes, you did.
[1:17:56] HEA
    So what're you gonna do now?
[1:17:58] NF
    I'm planning to go see my parents
    and have a long chat with them.
[1:18:03] NF
    I'd like to make graves for
    my fallen comrades, as well.
[1:18:06] NF
    I'll decide my path after that.
[1:18:09] HEA
    Yeah, that sounds like a plan.
[1:18:12] HEA
    You always need to take care
    of your friends and family.
[1:18:15] LP
    Sweet nectar of the gods!
[1:18:17] LP
    Sir Goblin Slayer should've joined us.
[1:18:20] DS
    No kidding. I never get a chance
    to drink with ol' Beard-cutter.
[1:18:27] LP
    Not all encounters end up favorable,
    but one should still cherish fate.
[1:18:33] NF
    I, um... I'll make sure to write.
[1:18:38] P
    Yes. Please feel free to write
    us about anything at any time.
[1:18:43] P
    I'll make sure to send
    you plenty of replies.
[1:18:46] NF
    Yes. I'll make sure to
    write lots and lots.
[1:18:50] HEA
    Ooh, me too! I've always wanted
    to write a letter to a friend.
[1:18:55] Cowgirl
    Maybe I'll write some letters, too.
[1:18:59] CG
    I rarely get to meet girls
    my age since I work at a farm.
[1:19:05] GG
    Working at a guild isn't much better.
[1:19:12] P
    By the way, where's Goblin Slayer?
[1:19:17] GG
    Do you not want to share your
    childhood friend with the rest of us?
[1:19:23] CG
    I'd be lying if I said I wanted to share him...
[1:19:27] CG
    But I guess I'm feeling
    kind of generous this year.
[1:19:30] GG
    Indeed.
[1:19:31] GG
    You should always play fair.
[1:19:40] GS
    You can come over.
[1:19:42] P
    Do you keep watch like this every year?
[1:19:45] GS
    Don't ask stupid questions.
[1:19:47] P
    R-Right...
[1:19:49] GS
    They always try to attack on New Year's.
[1:19:52] P
    Here. They wanted me to bring this to you.
[1:19:55] GS
    I see.
[1:19:56] P
    You even set up camp out here.
[1:19:59] GS
    I spent ten years of my life slaying goblins.
[1:20:03] GS
    But it can't be said that goblins don't evolve.
[1:20:07] GS
    Do you know what the goblin
    paladin was plotting?
[1:20:11] P
    No...
[1:20:12] GS
    Metal refining.
[1:20:14] P
    That can't be...
[1:20:15] GS
    The dwarf fortress... Mining tools...
[1:20:18] GS
    And that girl's aluminum sword...
[1:20:21] GS
    Ore that was forged with lightning.
[1:20:24] GS
    There's only one possible conclusion.
[1:20:26] GS
    I need to do whatever I can against
    them. I can't let my guard down.
[1:20:32] P
    Honestly...
[1:20:36] P
    All you ever talk about is goblins,
    every time you open your mouth.
[1:20:43] P
    I bet slaying goblins is
    more important to you
[1:20:45] P
    than hanging out with your friends.
[1:20:47] GS
    No.
[1:20:49] P
    See? I knew it...
[1:20:51] GS
    I don't like big, noisy crowds, but I don't
    mind when everyone is having fun.
[1:20:59] P
    It's always better to have
    someone watching your back.
[1:21:04] GS
    It's cold out here.
[1:21:06] P
    I'm aware of that.
[1:21:08] GS
    I see.
[1:21:09] P
    Now that that's settled,
    let's have some dinner
[1:21:12] P
    and do our best until morning.
[1:21:14] GS
    I see. Oh, I forgot to mention...
[1:21:20] P
    What is it?
[1:21:29] GS
    I hope you'll continue to help
    me out this year, as well.

Season 2

1 - An Ordinary Spring Day
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SIGN    This show contains scenes that some viewers may
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:02] (Flashback) Wizard
    Take that! And that!
[00:04] (Flashback) Priestess
    Get away from her!
[00:11] (Flashback) Warrior
    Take that! And that!
[00:14] (Flashback) Warrior
    You're in my way!
[00:25] (Flashback) Fighter
    R... Run....
[00:32] (Flashback) Priestess
    Forgive me! Are you all right?
[00:35] (Flashback) Priestess
    Wh-Why...
[00:39] (Flashback) Priestess
    O... merciful... Earth Mother...
[01:04] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    That's one...
[01:13] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    And that makes two.
[01:16] (Flashback) Priestess
    Um... Who are you?
[01:25] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    Goblin Slayer.
SIGN    An Ordinary Spring Day
[03:46] Guild Girl
    Next, number 15.
    Please come up to reception.
[03:51] Adventurer 1
    I've got a quest here!
[03:52] Adventurer 1
    Seems a horde of dung-eaters
    appeared in the sewers!
[03:54] Adventurer 2
    Do you have your weapon and equipment ready?
[03:54] Adventurer 1
    Anyone got some time?
[03:56] Adventurer 2
    Did you memorize your spells?
[03:57] Adventurer 3
    Yeah, of course.
[03:59] Adventurer 2
    Okay, let's go!
[04:05] High Elf Archer
    Well, aren't you in a good mood?
[04:07] Priestess
    This is my second year, after all!
[04:09] Priestess
    People can consider me
    their senior now, right?
[04:12] High Elf Archer
    Wow, it's already been that long?
[04:15] Priestess
    Yes! And I was thinking I should be able
    to rank up from 9th to 8th any day now.
[04:20] High Elf Archer
    Well, you did work hard.
[04:24] High Elf Archer
    Anyway, it sure is lively in here.
[04:27] Hopeful 1
    Those girls are cute.
[04:30] Hopeful 3
    I bet we can be friends with girls
    like them if we become adventurers!
[04:34] High Elf Archer
    Seriously? Do they really think
    they can keep secrets around elves?
[04:39] Priestess
    I was lined up over there last year, too,
[04:43] Priestess
    but there weren't this many then.
[04:45] High Elf Archer
    And that's probably exactly why
    a training center's opening up.
[04:49] Priestess
    Did you read the letter?
[04:51] High Elf Archer
    Yup, I sure did! Of course.
[04:54] High Elf Archer
    Setting up a charity for new adventurers...
[04:57] High Elf Archer
    She sure works fast.
[04:59] Priestess
    Yes, truly.
[05:00] Priestess
    She said she wanted to help as support
    from now on rather than be an adventurer.
[05:08] High Elf Archer
    I'm glad she seems to be doing well.
[05:10] High Elf Archer
    I heard she made amends with her family, too.
[05:14] Hopeful 4
    All right, let's go.
[05:18] Priestess
    Whether you can learn something in
    the beginning or not really is important.
[05:24] High Elf Archer
    I don't think it's that deep.
[05:28] High Elf Archer
    I mean, there are some people who never
    listen, no matter what they learn.
[05:34] High Elf Archer
    For example, dwarves.
[05:37] Dwarf Shaman
    I can hear you, long-ears.
[05:39] Dwarf Shaman
    Actually, it's you elves who never listen.
[05:44] High Elf Archer
    Now, now. Our hearing is far
    superior to that of dwarves.
[05:47] Dwarf Shaman
    You see? Anvils don't get sarcasm.
[05:50] High Elf Archer
    Who are you calling an anvil?!
[05:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, I don't see anyone else who fits the bill.
[05:54] Witch
    How lively.
[05:57] Spearman
    Don't get too rowdy.
[05:59] Spearman
    Otherwise, we won't look as
    cool in front of the rookies.
[06:01] Woman Knight
    See? Interactions like that
    lead to better teamwork.
[06:05] Heavy Swordsman
    You're just making excuses for being
    a violent drunk. Okay, lawful good.
[06:09] Scout Boy
    Heya!
[06:10] Rhea Druid Girl
    Good morning!
[06:11] Light Warrior
    Good luck today!
[06:12] Rookie Warrior
    Yo!
[06:13] Apprentice Cleric
    Hey! Greet them properly!
[06:16] Lizardman Priest
    Hello there.
[06:18] Lizardman Priest
    You all seem to be in good
    spirits since it got warmer.
[06:22] Lizardman Priest
    I also love the warm weather.
[06:25] Priestess
    Winter did seem harsh for you.
[06:28] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed.
[06:29] Lizardman Priest
    So, where is Goblin Slayer?
[06:31] Priestess
    He said he was going to be a little late.
[06:34] Priestess
    He should be here soon, though.
[06:42] Hopeful 5
    What the...
[06:46] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[06:48] Hopeful 7
    Goblin Slayer?
[06:50] Hopeful 8
    Slayer of goblins? What the heck?
[06:54] Goblin Slayer
    So you're all here already.
[06:56] High Elf Archer
    You're the one who's late, Orcbolg!
[06:58] High Elf Archer
    So, what are we doing today?
[07:01] Goblin Slayer
    Slaying goblins.
[07:02] Dwarf Shaman
    Figured as much.
[07:04] Goblin Slayer
    I'll listen to your requests if you have any.
[07:06] Lizardman Priest
    As long as we do something pious,
    I am willing to do anything.
[07:13] High Elf Archer
    Okay, fine! Fine!
[07:16] High Elf Archer
    We can go hunt some goblins.
[07:20] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[07:24] Adventurer 6
    Heya, Goblin Slayer. Slaying goblins again?
[07:28] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Killing goblins.
[07:29] Adventurer 6
    Never get bored of that, do ya?
[07:31] Adventurer 6
    We've got a long trip ahead of us.
    We're gonna explore some ruins.
[07:34] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:34] Hopeful 8
    Hey, he's...
[07:36] Adventurer 6
    Take care out there.
[07:37] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[07:37] Hopeful 7
    Yeah...
[07:40] Priestess
    What are they saying?
[07:42] High Elf Archer
    You're better off not knowing.
[07:47] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins. You got any?
[07:51] Guild Girl
    But of course!
[07:55] Goblin Slayer
    That's a lot of quests.
[07:57] Guild Girl
    Probably because it's spring.
[08:00] Guild Girl
    And that's after all the
    rookies took some, actually.
[08:05] Goblin Slayer
    Can they handle them?
[08:08] Goblin Slayer
    Show me those that have
    already been accepted, too.
[08:12] Guild Girl
    Can you handle all of these?
[08:14] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine.
[08:15] Adventurer 7
    Hey, we should probably get some potions.
[08:18] Adventurer 8
    But those cost money...
[08:19] Adventurer 9
    We'd probably only be able to buy one.
[08:19] Goblin Slayer
    I'll take care of these in this order.
[08:21] Guild Girl
    Understood. Oh, do you need any potions?
[08:26] Goblin Slayer
    I'll need Heal, Antidote,
    and Stamina. Six of each.
[08:30] Guild Girl
    You got it!
[08:32] Adventurer
    Whoa...
[08:36] High Elf Archer
    Whatcha doin'?
[08:37] Goblin Slayer
    Making sure I don't mistake them
    by just touching the bottles.
[08:40] Priestess
    Oh, I'll help.
[08:42] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[08:43] High Elf Archer
    Mine!
[08:45] Dwarf Shaman
    Long-ears, show a little more restraint.
[08:49] High Elf Archer
    Don't worry. I'm not stingy like you dwarves.
[08:56] Goblin Slayer
    I don't really need that.
[08:57] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, too bad.
[09:00] Dwarf Shaman
    We've got to handle our money and
    items properly among our party.
[09:04] Lizardman Priest
    I'd like to take a look, as well.
[09:05] Rhea Fighter
    U-Um... What are you doing?
[09:14] Lizardman Priest
    Well, you see...
[09:15] Lizardman Priest
    We're marking the potions so we don't
    mistakenly pull out the wrong ones.
[09:20] Rhea Fighter
    You're marking them?
[09:21] Lizardman Priest
    You may not always have time to check
    which one you have before using it.
[09:25] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, I see.
[09:27] Goblin Slayer
    You know,
[09:28] Goblin Slayer
    just labeling everything won't
    help you remember what's what.
[09:33] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, come on. I wouldn't do that.
[09:37] Goblin Slayer
    Limit it to things you'll need to use in a hurry.
[09:41] Goblin Slayer
    Also...
[09:42] Goblin Slayer
    Be careful around goblins.
    Start off by killing rats.
[09:46] Rhea Fighter
    Er, uh, r-right!
    Got it... I mean, I understand.
[09:52] Lizardman Priest
    I hope they survive.
[09:56] Goblin Slayer
    Who knows?
[09:57] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer, here.
[10:00] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[10:03] Goblin Slayer
    I took these.
[10:07] Goblin Slayer
    Well?
[10:10] Priestess
    What do you mean, "Well"?
[10:12] Priestess
    We're here because we
    decided to come with you.
[10:15] Priestess
    You'll wander off on your own
    if we leave you alone, anyway.
[10:19] High Elf Archer
    Also...
[10:20] High Elf Archer
    You're way too unaware of
    your surroundings, Orcbolg.
[10:25] High Elf Archer
    You don't care that they've
    been gossiping about you?
[10:29] Goblin Slayer
    No. I have no idea what they're
    expecting from me, anyway.
[10:36] Dwarf Shaman
    All right, Beard-cutter.
[10:40] Dwarf Shaman
    Off we go to slay some goblins.
[10:42] Lizardman Priest
    Too right.
[10:45] Wizard Boy
    Hey! You're in my way! You're gonna get hurt!
[10:49] Priestess
    I-I'm sorry.
[10:50] Goblin Slayer
    You're fine.
[10:51] Dwarf Shaman
    Hey, be more careful, lad!
[10:53] Wizard Boy
    Shut up!
[10:54] Wizard Boy
    It's your fault for being so slow!
[10:57] Wizard Boy
    Don't make me throw a fireball at you!
[11:00] Dwarf Shaman
    Honestly, kids these days.
[11:02] High Elf Archer
    Wow, spoken like a true old person, Dwarf.
[11:06] Dwarf Shaman
    You're the last person I want
    to hear that from, Elf.
[11:08] High Elf Archer
    What'd you say?!
[11:10] Lizardman Priest
    Well... The more rookies there are, the more
    likely we are to see some rotten apples.
[11:16] Lizardman Priest
    Is something the matter?
[11:18] Priestess
    Oh, no. It's nothing... Really.
[11:31] High Elf Archer
    A-Are we there?
[11:33] Dwarf Shaman
    Yes, we are. We're here, long-ears.
[11:36] Lizardman Priest
    I don't think Priestess
    can make it much further.
[11:42] Lizardman Priest
    Can we leave this to you, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[11:46] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, I'll deal with it. Take care of her.
[11:50] High Elf Archer
    Ugh, I'm so tired. I'm going to sleep.
[11:54] Lizardman Priest
    Well, see you tomorrow.
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:02] Goblin Slayer
    Only the light is on?
[12:05] Goblin Slayer
    A goblin?
[12:13] Wizard Boy
    You can sleep a little longer...
[12:21] Goblin Slayer
    I guess you're not a goblin.
[12:24] Guild Girl
    Huh?! O-Oh... G-Goblin Slayer.
[12:29] Guild Girl
    I wasn't asleep! I was not asleep, you hear me?!
[12:35] Guild Girl
    So, how did it go? That was
    quite a few quests this time.
[12:40] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, there were goblins.
[12:42] Guild Girl
    How many were there? Oh, please
    list them off one quest at a time.
[12:46] Goblin Slayer
    The first one had 34. And then under ten.
[12:50] Guild Girl
    Under ten?
[12:51] Goblin Slayer
    I went under, saved the prisoners,
    and destroyed the nest.
[12:55] Goblin Slayer
    I confirmed 34 corpses.
[12:57] Goblin Slayer
    The rest should be less than ten.
[12:59] Guild Girl
    Er... How about the second quest?
[13:03] Goblin Slayer
    There were goblins.
[13:04] Goblin Slayer
    I counted twenty and then three.
[13:06] Goblin Slayer
    I smoked them out, and once they emerged,
    I destroyed the ceiling and crushed them.
[13:11] Goblin Slayer
    We did a pincer attack on those that
    remained and killed them one by one.
[13:15] Goblin Slayer
    The weapons I used belonged
    to the dead goblins.
[13:18] Goblin Slayer
    Stop.
[13:20] Wizard Boy
    What?! Even if goblins aren't a big
    deal, it doesn't hurt to review...
[13:25] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[13:26] Goblin Slayer
    I'm saying you're through if the
    goblins get ahold of your notes.
[13:31] Wizard Boy
    A-Are you the one people call "Goblin Slayer"?
[13:36] Goblin Slayer
    They do call me that.
[13:37] Wizard Boy
    In that case, teach me how to kill goblins!
[13:41] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[13:42] Wizard Boy
    Why not?
[13:43] Goblin Slayer
    If you can't do something until you're taught,
[13:46] Goblin Slayer
    nothing will change, even if you are taught.
[13:48] Wizard Boy
    Wha...
[13:50] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry to keep you up late. Thanks.
[13:53] Guild Girl
    Oh, it's fine. Thank you
    for everything you do.
[13:56] Guild Girl
    Oh, as for your payment...
[13:58] Goblin Slayer
    Split it up. I'll just take my share for now.
[14:01] Guild Girl
    Sure thing.
[14:04] Goblin Slayer
    Remember the party that just
    registered the other day?
[14:07] Goblin Slayer
    The one with the Rhea girl.
[14:09] Guild Girl
    Ah...
[14:10] Guild Girl
    Don't worry.
[14:11] Guild Girl
    I guess she did get bitten a little
    when she went to kill some rats...
[14:15] Guild Girl
    But she had an antidote.
[14:17] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[14:19] Guild Girl
    Are you relieved?
[14:21] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[14:23] Goblin Slayer
    Who is that?
[14:24] Guild Girl
    He just registered as an adventurer.
    Apparently, he wants to hunt goblins on his own.
[14:30] Goblin Slayer
    On his own? That's ridiculous.
[14:37] Goblin Slayer
    Hey. Do you have a place to stay?
[14:40] Wizard Boy
    That's none of your business.
[14:42] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[14:49] Goblin Slayer
    Come with me.
[14:51] Wizard Boy
    Hey, wait!
[14:53] Wizard Boy
    You're not the boss of me!
[14:58] Wizard Boy
    Thanks for the tea.
[15:06] Wizard Boy
    Wh-What's the big idea? Hey!
[15:09] Wizard Boy
    Where are you taking me?
[15:12] Goblin Slayer
    Come with me and you'll find out.
[15:21] Wizard Boy
    A... farm?
[15:28] Cow Girl
    Oh, you're home!
[15:34] Cow Girl
    Welcome home!
[15:37] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, I'm home.
[15:39] Cow Girl
    You took quite a while this time.
[15:41] Cow Girl
    How'd it go? Are you hurt at all?
[15:46] Cow Girl
    Who's this?
[15:49] Wizard Boy
    I-I'm... a-an adventurer!
[15:53] Goblin Slayer
    He's a rookie. He has no place to stay.
[15:56] Cow Girl
    Oh, really?
[15:59] Cow Girl
    Huh...
[16:00] Cow Girl
    I see, I see.
[16:02] Cow Girl
    Sure, I don't mind.
[16:04] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks. That's a huge help.
[16:06] Cow Girl
    No worries. I'd expect this from you.
[16:09] Goblin Slayer
    I want to speak to your
    uncle, too. Is he awake?
[16:12] Cow Girl
    Probably.
[16:13] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[16:15] Wizard Boy
    Hey.
[16:17] Wizard Boy
    Are you his wife?
[16:19] Cow Girl
    Well, yeah.
[16:20] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[16:21] Uncle
    No.
[16:22] Cow Girl
    Aw, come on, Uncle.
[16:24] Cow Girl
    Letting him spend one night won't hurt.
[16:29] Uncle
    An adventurer who just registered
    is no different from some ruffian.
[16:33] Wizard Boy
    Wha— You're saying I'm
    the same as some crook?!
[16:37] Uncle
    Be quiet.
[16:41] Uncle
    That attitude is precisely why no one's
    going to trust you, myself included.
[16:46] Goblin Slayer
    Then what about the barn I'm renting?
[16:51] Uncle
    Are you able to take responsibility
    if something happens to this kid?
[16:54] Goblin Slayer
    No. That's why I'm going to
    stay up and keep watch.
[17:02] Cow Girl
    Uncle...
[17:06] Uncle
    All right, fine.
[17:08] Uncle
    In return, you need to actually sleep.
[17:10] Uncle
    Adventurers are nothing if
    their bodies aren't healthy.
[17:14] Goblin Slayer
    Right. Thank you very much.
[17:25] Wizard Boy
    Who the heck are those guys anyway?
[17:29] Goblin Slayer
    What do you mean?
[17:30] Wizard Boy
    If she's not your wife,
    they're not your family, are they?
[17:35] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[17:37] Goblin Slayer
    I've known them forever.
[17:39] Goblin Slayer
    He's my landlord. And she's his daughter.
[17:42] Goblin Slayer
    That's who they are, objectively.
[17:44] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know how they view me.
[17:47] Wizard Boy
    What's that even mean?
[17:54] Wizard Boy
    You're not going to sleep?
[17:56] Goblin Slayer
    I can sleep with one eye open.
[17:59] Goblin Slayer
    So I can be prepared if a goblin shows up.
[18:03] Wizard Boy
    What the heck?
[18:05] Goblin Slayer
    If you want to kill goblins,
    you need to at least be able to do that.
[18:08] Wizard Boy
    That's not even necessary.
[18:11] Goblin Slayer
    I see. If you don't think so, fine.
[18:15] Goblin Slayer
    Go to sleep. I'll see you to the
    guild after breakfast tomorrow.
[18:39] Goblin Slayer
    You ate too much. Well, I'm going.
[18:44] Goblin Slayer
    First, you should go to the sewers
    and kill some... you know, rats.
[18:51] Wizard Boy
    I'm... going to hunt... goblins.
[18:58] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[19:06] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer...
[19:08] Goblin Slayer
    What's the matter?
[19:10] High Elf Archer
    She went to talk about
    moving up a rank, and...
[19:12] Priestess
    I was told that I probably
    haven't contributed enough.
[19:18] Lizardman Priest
    That cannot be helped. The rest
    of us are all silver-ranked.
[19:23] Dwarf Shaman
    I wonder if they think
    you're being carried by us.
[19:29] Priestess
    U-Um... Don't let this bother you.
[19:33] Priestess
    I think they'll acknowledge
    me if I work harder.
[19:37] High Elf Archer
    Hey, if rank is the issue,
[19:40] High Elf Archer
    then why not go on a quest with some
    porcelain and obsidian adventurers?
[19:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Good point.
[19:45] Dwarf Shaman
    I know! They just need to
    see you mentor someone.
[19:48] Priestess
    U-Um...
[19:50] Priestess
    Does that mean I should adventure
    with people other than all of you?
[19:57] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. That's not a bad idea.
[20:00] High Elf Archer
    Guess that's settled.
    Let's find some porcelain kid and—
[20:04] Wizard Boy
    Even if you're just a rear guard,
[20:06] Wizard Boy
    you'll never go up in rank if all you can
    do is shake and cower in the corner.
[20:10] Priestess
    I-I'm not cowering!
[20:13] Wizard Boy
    Yeah, I don't know about that.
[20:14] Wizard Boy
    I bet when you're in trouble, you're shaking
    in your boots and just calling for God.
[20:18] Priestess
    Wha— That's not true! I do a lot of things...
[20:24] Lizardman Priest
    If you're going to judge others, then you
    cannot complain if others judge you.
[20:29] Wizard Boy
    Wh-What?
[20:31] Lizardman Priest
    To mock a single priest is the same
    as mocking a million priests.
[20:37] Adventurer 10
    What's that brat's problem?
[20:38] Adventurer 11
    Ignore him.
[20:39] Adventurer 12
    I guess he's never been out in the
    wasteland with no food or water.
[20:43] Adventurer 13
    He'll understand once he
    gets himself nearly killed.
[20:45] Apprentice Cleric
    Hey, you!
[20:46] Apprentice Cleric
    Try saying all that again while
    looking me right in the eye!
[20:50] Rookie Warrior
    Hey, stop that, you dummy.
    Let's go kill some rats.
[20:53] Apprentice Cleric
    Let go of me! Let go!
[20:56] Wizard Boy
    W-Well... I'm an adventurer, too!
[21:01] Wizard Boy
    Goblins are nothing!
[21:03] Wizard Boy
    Goblin Slayer? Really?
[21:06] Wizard Boy
    You tell me not to take notes, yet you
    won't share your goblin-hunting secrets,
[21:10] Wizard Boy
    then you tell me to kill rats?
[21:11] Wizard Boy
    Screw that!
[21:13] Wizard Boy
    I'm gonna kill some goblins!
[21:16] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg...
[21:19] High Elf Archer
    Is he your little brother?
[21:20] Goblin Slayer
    No. I only had an older sister.
[21:23] High Elf Archer
    I see. So, who is this kid?
[21:25] Goblin Slayer
    He's a rookie. A wizard, apparently.
[21:30] Female Knight
    I heard everything!
[21:36] Heavy Swordsman
    Sorry...
[21:38] Wizard Boy
    Who the heck are you? Butt out!
[21:41] Female Knight
    Just listen a moment, boy.
[21:42] Female Knight
    I have a good idea.
[21:46] Female Knight
    Why don't you try and slay some goblins?
[21:49] Wizard Boy
    B-Bring it on!
[21:51] Female Knight
    But...
[21:53] Female Knight
    The leader of your party is
    going to be Priestess there.
[21:57] Priestess
    Huh?
[21:59] Priestess
    Wh-What?!
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[00:00] Sign
    This show contains scenes that some viewers may
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:05] Wizard Boy
    Seriously... Why do I have to be here?
[00:12] Priestess
    Er... All right, then.
[00:13] Priestess
    Shall we get going, Goblin Slayer?
[00:16] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[00:17] Wizard Boy
    Aha, so we're heading right
    into murdering those goblins.
[00:21] Priestess
    No, not exactly.
[00:24] Goblin Slayer
    We're gathering information.
[00:26] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to see the client.
[00:28] Wizard Boy
    Huh?
SIGN    The Red-Haired Wizard Boy
[02:02] Dwarf Shaman
    What? All you've got is wine?
[02:04] Dwarf Shaman
    Don't you have any of
    the hard stuff, brother?
[02:07] Foreman
    Only us dwarves can function after
    drinking this early in the day.
[02:11] Foreman
    We've got humans here, brother.
[02:14] Foreman
    Anyway...
[02:16] Foreman
    A few days ago, this somewhat reputable
    party accepted our quest...
[02:22] Goblin Slayer
    But they didn't come back.
[02:23] Foreman
    Correct.
[02:26] Foreman
    Are you the one they call Beard-cutter?
[02:29] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Some call me that.
[02:31] Foreman
    Goblin Slayer, eh?
[02:35] Foreman
    So what did you wanna ask about?
[02:37] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins.
[02:39] Foreman
    Well, it's not just goblins, 
    but there are quite a few of them.
[02:44] Foreman
    I wouldn't say they're just
    stealing our tools lately,
[02:47] Foreman
    but I can't have them harming
    my workers in the future, either.
[02:50] Goblin Slayer
    So, goblins.
[02:51] Foreman
    Laborers are one thing, but prostitutes
    and peddlers are a whole different matter.
[02:57] Foreman
    I can't pay much for
    exterminating goblins, either.
[03:00] Goblin Slayer
    That's how slaying goblins goes.
[03:02] High Elf Archer
    Hey, Orcbolg. You haven't forgotten that
    we're letting her give orders, have you?
[03:07] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[03:08] High Elf Archer
    Really?
[03:09] Goblin Slayer
    But emergencies are different.
[03:12] Priestess
    Right. I'll be counting on
    you when we're in trouble.
[03:15] Priestess
    So, um...
[03:17] Priestess
    We have a few questions for you.
[03:19] Priestess
    So, these goblins...
[03:20] Priestess
    Er, these monsters. Do you know where
    the ruins in which they're appearing are?
[03:25] Foreman
    Yeah. The fool that got his tools
    stolen chased down the goblin.
[03:32] Foreman
    We can't just stand by when
    some fool mishandles our tools!
[03:37] Priestess
    In that case, we'll have to get
    those tools back if we find them.
[03:41] Foreman
    Yeah, thanks.
[03:43] Foreman
    Lessee. It's a bit north from
    here. I'll get you a map.
[03:49] Foreman
    I think it was...
[03:51] Goblin Slayer
    A mausoleum.
[03:53] Goblin Slayer
    A place comprised of burial
    chambers and hallways.
[03:56] Goblin Slayer
    I heard it was a common design for graves.
[03:58] Foreman
    Ah, so you've heard of it.
[04:00] Goblin Slayer
    A long time ago.
    I was told never to go near it.
[04:04] Priestess
    Um...
[04:06] Priestess
    Was there anything unusual about
    the entrance to that grave?
[04:10] Priestess
    Perhaps some bones or a drawing?
[04:11] Foreman
    No one's mentioned anything.
[04:13] Priestess
    So no totems...
[04:15] Priestess
    Also, do you know the ranks and makeup
    of the party that previously went?
[04:19] Foreman
    I'm pretty sure they were
    porcelain and obsidian.
[04:23] Foreman
    They had a lizardman warrior
    and a priest warrior.
[04:26] Foreman
    They also had a wizard and a priest.
[04:29] Foreman
    Also a scout or something...
[04:32] Priestess
    Were there any women in their party?
[04:33] Foreman
    Two. The priest warrior and the priest...
    No, maybe she was an acolyte?
[04:41] Goblin Slayer
    Well?
[04:42] Lizardman Priest
    If they're lucky, two, but most
    likely, they were all killed.
[04:47] Lizardman Priest
    We can probably assume there was
    something else other than the goblins.
[04:51] Goblin Slayer
    If there weren't any totems,
    there shouldn't be any shamans.
[04:53] Goblin Slayer
    Hobgoblins will be easy,
    but we need to watch out for traps.
[04:56] Goblin Slayer
    I'd guess there are about
    thirty or so of them.
[04:59] Lizardman Priest
    But I'm sure their numbers
    must have gone down a little.
[05:02] Lizardman Priest
    I highly doubt the party of
    five couldn't kill even one.
[05:06] Wizard Boy
    You're not gonna do anything?
[05:08] High Elf Archer
    You gotta have the right
    people in the right places.
[05:10] High Elf Archer
    My job is to be a ranger and scout.
[05:13] High Elf Archer
    They can do the rest.
[05:15] Dwarf Shaman
    That's right, lad.
[05:16] Dwarf Shaman
    I guess even long-ears can say something
    sensible every once in a while.
[05:20] Dwarf Shaman
    Pacing is important for spell casters.
[05:23] High Elf Archer
    I always only say sensible things.
[05:26] Dwarf Shaman
    Is that so?
[05:27] High Elf Archer
    It sure is!
[05:29] Dwarf Shaman
    Anyway, the point is,
    everyone has a job to do.
[05:33] Wizard Boy
    Job? You mean other than being,
    like, a warrior or wizard?
[05:36] Priestess
    Um, could you all gather around?
[05:39] High Elf Archer
    What is it?
[05:42] Wizard Boy
    All we have to do is kill some
    goblins. What else matters?
[05:50] High Elf Archer
    I see.
[05:51] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, I can definitely imagine
    kids wanting to play in there.
[05:54] Goblin Slayer
    That's why I was told to stay away.
[05:57] Dwarf Shaman
    So, did you ever go near one?
[05:59] Goblin Slayer
    No. But I heard they consist
    of burial chambers and hallways.
[06:05] Goblin Slayer
    That's what my older sister told me.
[06:08] Goblin Slayer
    Regardless, that's in the past.
[06:11] Wizard Boy
    Let's hurry up and go in already.
[06:13] Wizard Boy
    There are other adventurers
    captured in there, right?
[06:18] (Flashback) Warrior
    We need to hurry up and save them.
[06:24] Lizardman Priest
    "Haste makes waste." This saying
    has been around for centuries.
[06:29] Priestess
    Right.
[06:32] Priestess
    Everyone.
[06:33] Priestess
    Are you ready?
[06:36] Lizardman Priest
    What shall our formation be, lady leader?
[06:40] Priestess
    Oh, stop that. You're really
    enjoying this, aren't you?
[06:46] Priestess
    As for our formation...
[06:47] Priestess
    We have a party of six this time,
    so let's have three rows of two.
[06:50] Priestess
    That'll make it easier to
    switch rows if we need to.
[06:54] High Elf Archer
    Got it. I guess we'll have to
    do that if our leader says so.
[06:57] Priestess
    Please, stop already.
[06:59] Priestess
    Oh, and...
[07:01] Wizard Boy
    Wh-What?
[07:04] Priestess
    We need to get rid of our scent.
[07:08] Wizard Boy
    Huh?
[07:20] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins. Five of them.
[07:29] Goblin Slayer
    That's one.
[07:32] High Elf Archer
    That's two!
[07:38] Wizard Boy
    Damn it!
[07:40] Wizard Boy
    Carbunculus... Crescunt...
[07:42] Priestess
    Don't use your spells yet!
[07:44] Priestess
    The door!
[07:45] High Elf Archer
    Got it!
[07:50] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like we're all right for now.
[07:53] Lizardman Priest
    Well, I do hope I get to do something.
[07:58] Goblin Slayer
    Still too many enemies.
[07:59] Lizardman Priest
    Well, then... I guess it
    wouldn't do to hesitate.
[08:10] Wizard Boy
    Should we really be moving this slowly?
[08:13] Priestess
    It's very dangerous, so we have
    to take it one room at a time.
[08:16] Wizard Boy
    Yeah, but...
[08:17] Wizard Boy
    The captives are in danger.
[08:23] Priestess
    How are the other rooms?
[08:24] High Elf Archer
    They're unlocked, and no enemies around.
[08:27] High Elf Archer
    But look over there.
[08:33] Goblin Slayer
    A trap?
[08:34] High Elf Archer
    Probably.
[08:35] Goblin Slayer
    That's a pain.
[08:36] Priestess
    Come to think of it, he said that
    the goblins stole their tools.
[08:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, I don't even want to
    think about what those goblins
[08:46] Dwarf Shaman
    plan to do with those carpentry tools.
[08:49] Dwarf Shaman
    There's not much of a load on it, so I
    can't imagine it's a complicated trap.
[08:54] Lizardman Priest
    We do also have the option
    of going down another path.
[08:57] Lizardman Priest
    It appears that the other goblins
    haven't noticed we're here.
[09:06] Wizard Boy
    Damn it! This is taking forever!
[09:08] Wizard Boy
    The goblins live here, don't they?!
[09:11] Wizard Boy
    Then they wouldn't have any traps here!
[09:13] Wizard Boy
    Move!
[09:13] High Elf Archer
    Hey, wait a minute!
[09:14] High Elf Archer
    What do you think you're—
[09:15] Wizard Boy
    I'm opening this.
[09:17] Priestess
    Huh? W-Wai—
[09:19] Priestess
    I have to stop him! What do I say?
    How do I convince him?
[09:23] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[09:25] Priestess
    What should I do? What should I do?
    What should I do? What should I do?
[09:34] Wizard Boy
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What the...
[09:39] Goblin Slayer
    The goblins are messing around.
[09:41] High Elf Archer
    This is bad.
[09:43] High Elf Archer
    His scream definitely acted as an alarm.
[09:45] Goblin Slayer
    That's how it's set up.
[09:47] Goblin Slayer
    They'll be here any minute.
[09:51] Priestess
    A scream?
[09:53] Wizard Boy
    This way!
[09:55] Priestess
    Don't take off on your own!
[10:02] Wizard Boy
    Is this it?
[10:06] Wizard Boy
    Are you here?! I'm here to save—
[10:20] Wizard Boy
    C-Carbunculus... C-Crescunt... Iacta!
[10:33] Wizard Boy
    Hey, are you okay?!
[10:36] Wizard Boy
    I'll get you out of here right away!
[11:33] Wizard Boy
    Stay back! It's a trap!
[11:42] Goblin Slayer
    Count, twenty.
[11:51] Goblin Slayer
    Sixteen left. Are you alive?
[11:54] Wizard Boy
    Y-Yeah.
[11:55] Goblin Slayer
    Not you.
[11:56] Lizardman Priest
    He is referring to the girl over there.
[11:59] Wizard Boy
    She is!
[12:02] Wizard Boy
    She's still alive! Of course she is!
[12:04] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[12:05] Wizard Boy
    I wanted to save her as quickly as I could...
[12:08] Goblin Slayer
    We also have women on our team.
[12:11] Goblin Slayer
    Two of them.
[12:12] High Elf Archer
    For crying out loud...
[12:13] High Elf Archer
    This is why I hate goblins.
[12:20] Wizard Boy
    B-But...
[12:21] Dwarf Shaman
    No time for yappin'!
    Just take the whole chair with us!
[12:36] Dwarf Shaman
    Hold that side!
[12:37] Wizard Boy
    Okay.
[12:38] High Elf Archer
    Still more coming from the back.
    What do you want to do?
[12:42] Priestess
    U-Um... Uh...
[12:44] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer.
[12:46] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. You ready?
[12:52] Goblin Slayer
    Holy Light.
[12:53] Priestess
    Right!
[12:54] Goblin Slayer
    We'll cut straight through.
    I'll leave the vanguard to you.
[12:56] Lizardman Priest
    Understood!
[12:57] Goblin Slayer
    I'll take care of that screaming giant.
[13:00] Wizard Boy
    By yourself?! That's impossible!
    You're dealing with a troll!
[13:04] High Elf Archer
    You dumb boy.
[13:05] High Elf Archer
    This is exactly the kind of
    moment when Orcbolg shines!
[13:09] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[13:11] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[13:16] Priestess
    Holy Light!
[13:23] Priestess
    Let's go!
[13:33] Goblin Slayer
    A troll?
[13:35] Goblin Slayer
    You're not a goblin.
[13:48] Goblin Slayer
    Bye.
[13:58] Goblin Slayer
    That should've taken care of half of them.
[14:00] Goblin Slayer
    In which case...
[14:04] Goblin Slayer
    That's fifteen.
[14:07] High Elf Archer
    Hey, Orcbolg!
[14:09] High Elf Archer
    I heard some kind of booming
    noise from behind us.
[14:12] Goblin Slayer
    It was an emergency.
    How's it looking in front?
[14:15] High Elf Archer
    Same as always!
[14:17] High Elf Archer
    Hi-yah! Let's go all out!
[14:20] High Elf Archer
    So, do you have a plan?
[14:21] Goblin Slayer
    I do. I always do.
[14:29] Wizard Boy
    We're trapped, damn it!
[14:33] Lizardman Priest
    Now, now, we don't know that for sure.
[14:37] Priestess
    U-Um... Where are Goblin
    Slayer and High Elf Archer?
[14:41] Dwarf Shaman
    They'll catch up soon enough.
[14:44] Dwarf Shaman
    Here.
[14:47] Priestess
    Thank you.
[14:53] Priestess
    We need to treat her wounds at once.
[14:55] Dwarf Shaman
    Nah, you take a breather.
[14:58] Dwarf Shaman
    She's not so injured that
    she could die at any moment.
[15:01] Dwarf Shaman
    You good, lad?
[15:03] Wizard Boy
    I'm fine.
[15:04] Dwarf Shaman
    I see.
[15:11] (Flashback) Wizard Boy
    I bet when you're in trouble, you're shaking
    in your boots and just calling for God.
[15:17] Wizard Boy
    S-So, hey... I'm s—
[15:19] Lizardman Priest
    They're here!
[15:21] High Elf Archer
    Damn it, Orcbolg! That thing's still alive!
[15:24] Goblin Slayer
    I guess it's tougher than I thought.
[15:31] High Elf Archer
    I'm so done with this!
    What the heck is that thing?!
[15:33] High Elf Archer
    I wanted to fight something
    that looks cooler!
[15:36] Dwarf Shaman
    What're we gonna do, Beard-cutter?
[15:38] Goblin Slayer
    I need water.
[15:39] Goblin Slayer
    Can you make some with a spell?
[15:40] Wizard Boy
    There's no point in memorizing
    spells like that.
[15:42] Dwarf Shaman
    I've got some rain!
[15:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Though it'll be a bit
    weak since we're inside.
[15:46] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine.
[15:47] Goblin Slayer
    Also, we need Holy Light one more time.
[15:50] Goblin Slayer
    Can you do it?
[15:53] Priestess
    I-I can!
[15:55] Goblin Slayer
    Good.
[15:59] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[16:01] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[16:06] Priestess
    Holy Light!
[16:10] Goblin Slayer
    I need that water.
[16:11] Dwarf Shaman
    You got it!
[16:12] Dwarf Shaman
    Go forth, Kelpie. Go boldly!
[16:14] Dwarf Shaman
    From earth to river and sea to sky!
[16:17] Dwarf Shaman
    Call Rain!
[16:29] Goblin Slayer
    Next... is this.
[16:39] Wizard Boy
    Wh-What the? The troll's body is...
[16:48] Goblin Slayer
    It's simple, but not bad.
[16:51] High Elf Archer
    What just happened?
[16:52] Goblin Slayer
    If you quickly cool down
    heated stone, it can break.
[16:56] Goblin Slayer
    That secret formula is sucking up
    the water and that thing's heat,
[16:58] Goblin Slayer
    and freezing it instantly.
[17:00] Goblin Slayer
    Apparently that's how it works.
[17:03] High Elf Archer
    Where the heck did you learn that?
[17:05] Goblin Slayer
    Water Town.
[17:07] Priestess
    Oh! The ice treats?
[17:10] Lizardman Priest
    It seems to be suffering
    from wounds that won't heal.
[17:13] Lizardman Priest
    How unfortunate for it.
[17:16] Goblin Slayer
    Once we finish off that giant,
    inexplicable thing...
[17:20] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to slay all the goblins.
[17:49] Wizard Boy
    I know this happened partially
    because I was careless.
[17:52] Wizard Boy
    I'm still green,
    and this is my responsibility.
[17:55] Wizard Boy
    But...
[17:57] Wizard Boy
    This guy who seemed so blasé
    about fighting the troll,
[18:00] Wizard Boy
    but so delighted about killing the goblins...
[18:05] Wizard Boy
    I...
[18:07] Wizard Boy
    This is the only guy...
[18:11] Wizard Boy
    that I refuse to acknowledge!
[18:15] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, all right, then.
[18:17] Dwarf Shaman
    To the fact that we survived! To that
    monster's head! To that acolyte's future!
[18:22] Dwarf Shaman
    Cheers!
[18:22] High Elf Archer and Lizardman Priest
    Cheers!
[18:26] Lizardman Priest
    Oh, pardon me, waitress!
[18:28] Lizardman Priest
    Could you bring me some cheese-covered
    sausages right away?
[18:32] Waitress
    Sure, you've got it, Mr. Lizardman!
    Your usual!
[18:35] High Elf Archer
    Oh, come on, Orcbolg!
[18:37] High Elf Archer
    Why do you always go silent
    at times like these?
[18:40] Goblin Slayer
    Do I?
[18:41] High Elf Archer
    You do.
[18:42] High Elf Archer
    Go on. You drink, too.
[18:44] Priestess
    I'm, uh... Today isn't really...
[18:47] High Elf Archer
    Oh, come on!
[18:49] High Elf Archer
    You're alive! That's all that matters!
[18:52] High Elf Archer
    No one's gonna be perfect at
    giving orders right off the bat!
[18:56] High Elf Archer
    Also, what's going on with you over there?
[19:01] Lizardman Priest
    Now, cheer up.
[19:04] Lizardman Priest
    You made it back from your first adventure
    alive. That is reason to celebrate.
[19:08] Dwarf Shaman
    That's right, lad!
[19:10] Dwarf Shaman
    Not many get to face a troll
    on their first adventure!
[19:16] Wizard Boy
    If that troll hadn't shown up...
[19:18] Wizard Boy
    Even I could've handled those goblins...
[19:21] Priestess
    I also wish that I had done better...
[19:25] Lizardman Priest
    Such admirable spirit!
[19:27] Lizardman Priest
    Nothing can be done until
    you put your mind to it!
[19:29] Lizardman Priest
    They say that progress only
    happens one step at a time.
[19:33] Lizardman Priest
    My ancestor, the fearsome dragon,
[19:36] Lizardman Priest
    evolved from a four-legged
    creature in the swamplands.
[19:40] Priestess
    Uh-huh...
[19:42] High Elf Archer
    Hey, by the way...
[19:44] High Elf Archer
    What happened to that acolyte?
[19:47] Priestess
    Oh, right. Her wounds
    were treated, and she said
[19:50] Priestess
    she'll think about what to
    do next once she recovers.
[19:53] High Elf Archer
    I see. Well, that's good.
[19:54] High Elf Archer
    That might be a weird thing to say,
[19:56] High Elf Archer
    but you can always move on
    as long as you're alive.
[19:59] Wizard Boy
    Being alive isn't going to solve everything.
[20:02] Wizard Boy
    She lost to goblins. People are
    obviously going to mock her.
[20:06] High Elf Archer
    Wh-What's your problem? That's not—
[20:10] Wizard Boy
    That's what happened to my older sister!
[20:13] Wizard Boy
    They kept saying that she lost to goblins!
    That she was killed by goblins!
[20:17] Goblin Slayer
    Older sister? You have an older sister?
[20:19] Wizard Boy
    Yeah, I did!
[20:21] Wizard Boy
    If she hadn't been stabbed by
    goblins with a poisoned dagger,
[20:24] Wizard Boy
    she'd still be here right now!
[20:25] Priestess
    What?
[20:34] Wizard Boy
    My sister was amazing!
[20:36] Wizard Boy
    She would've beaten them
    if they hadn't used poison!
[20:41] Wizard Boy
    And yet... All those guys at the academy...
    kept running their mouths...
[20:47] Wizard Boy
    They can...
[20:48] Wizard Boy
    They can all just die...
[20:52] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:56] Goblin Slayer
    I'm heading back.
[20:58] Goblin Slayer
    Someone get him a room somewhere.
    It doesn't matter where.
[21:03] Dwarf Shaman
    Yup, you got it.
[21:06] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer.
[21:09] Goblin Slayer
    Get some rest.
[21:13] High Elf Archer
    Hey, Orcbolg! What are we doing tomorrow?
[21:17] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know.
[21:20] Spearman
    And then... Oh, hey! It's Goblin Slayer!
[21:24] Spearman
    You bastard. Don't just go
    popping up outta nowhere.
[21:26] Spearman
    You'll scare—
[21:30] Spearman
    What's wrong? Did something happen?
[21:32] Goblin Slayer
    It's nothing.
[21:48] Goblin Slayer
    Did you think you'd done something?
[21:51] Goblin Slayer
    That you had actually
    accomplished anything?
[21:55] Goblin Slayer
    You fool.
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[01:34] Rhea Fighter
    Ow... Hello? My hands are throbbing here!
[01:38] Female Knight
    It doesn't matter if your hands are
    going numb! Don't lower your shield!
[01:41] Female Knight
    Keep holding that as you fight!
[01:44] Female Knight
    What's the matter? This is nothing
    compared to a dragon's fangs or claws!
[01:48] Rhea Fighter
    I'm still porcelain! I'm not
    thinking about dragons!
[01:56] Female Knight
    Come on! Buck up!
[01:58] Rookie Warrior
    Yeesh...
[01:59] Wizard Boy
    That's rough.
[02:02] Spearman
    Come on, you two. Don't get distracted.
[02:05] Spearman
    I know you can't help looking at the girls,
[02:08] Spearman
    but if you don't take this
    seriously, you're gonna die.
[02:10] Wizard Boy
    What? I'm not.
[02:13] Rookie Warrior
    Yeah, we're not like you, spear guy.
[02:17] Spearman
    Look, you two.
[02:18] Spearman
    I don't know how you see me,
    but is that any way to treat your mentor?
[02:23] Rookie Warrior
    Well, Guild Girl is always rejecting you.
[02:26] Wizard Boy
    I'm new, and even I know that.
[02:29] Spearman
    Okay. I see how it is.
[02:32] Spearman
    All right. I'll tell you something
    you don't wanna hear.
[02:35] Spearman
    On the quest you went on the other day,
[02:38] Spearman
    you rushed in too fast, ran out
    of spells, and couldn't do anything!
[02:41] Spearman
    You've only slain rats, so whenever
    you're in a long battle, you run out
[02:44] Spearman
    of energy, and you're broke from having
    to buy stamina potions all the time.
[02:47] Rookie Warrior
    G-Guild Girl told you that?
[02:50] Spearman
    Yup! She asked me to do something
    about you boys' stamina.
[02:55] Spearman
    We're gonna play tag.
    I'll hunt, and you're the hunted.
[03:01] Rookie Warrior
    Oh, shit!
[03:02] Wizard Boy
    Run!
[03:03] Spearman
    Come back here, you little brats!
[03:06] Goblin Slayer
    Then you do this.
[03:07] Apprentice Cleric
    Wow, that's it?
[03:09] Rhea Druid Girl
    That's easier than I thought.
[03:11] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. All you need is string.
[03:14] Goblin Slayer
    You can find endless ammo for
    it lying around everywhere.
[03:17] Goblin Slayer
    It's a good thing to learn.
[03:31] Goblin Slayer
    Even with the strength of a rhea,
[03:34] Goblin Slayer
    this should be enough for you to deal
    with an enemy that gets too close.
[03:38] Goblin Slayer
    If you can take out just the first one,
[03:40] Goblin Slayer
    that'll give your party time
    to get to you... probably.
[03:44] Rhea Druid Girl
    "Probably"? That's it?
[03:46] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. You'll just have one other option
    to use as a last-ditch attempt.
[03:50] Goblin Slayer
    If that works for you, practice.
[03:56] Rhea Druid Girl
    The way you word certain things
    isn't fair, Goblin Slayer.
[04:00] Apprentice Cleric
    No wonder that girl's always troubled.
[04:04] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[04:17] Guild Girl
    Goblin Slayer. I see everyone's working hard.
[04:20] Goblin Slayer
    You're here.
[04:22] Guild Girl
    Yes. I came to inspect everyone...
    Rather, to observe...
[04:25] Guild Girl
    That's a bit too formal, too. I just came by.
[04:30] Guild Girl
    How are the porcelain and
    obsidian adventurers doing?
[04:34] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not sure.
[04:36] Goblin Slayer
    I can't really tell.
[04:38] Guild Girl
    Jeez... At times like these, you should
    say something a bit more neutral.
[04:45] Goblin Slayer
    I'll take note of that.
[04:48] Priestess
    Everyone! Let's have lunch!
[04:51] Cow Girl
    I brought some goodies from the farm!
[04:53] Guild Girl
    They offered to bring lunch.
[04:57] Guild Girl
    Well, I'm going to help them out.
[05:00] Guild Girl
    Oh, I guess I should've said we wanted
    to help you all out on the front.
[05:11] Goblin Slayer
    We're taking a break.
[05:23] Spearman
    Hey, Goblin Slayer.
[05:25] Spearman
    Where's the other guy?
[05:26] Goblin Slayer
    The other guy? Oh.
[05:29] Goblin Slayer
    He took some of the other
    children to a cave today.
[05:34] Spearman
    I see. I mean...
    Nothing unusual should happen.
[05:39] Goblin Slayer
    How's the kid doing?
[05:41] Spearman
    Oh, the wizard kid? He's definitely got guts.
[05:45] Spearman
    I can't really comment on
    his magic skills, though.
[05:48] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[05:49] Spearman
    But what brought all this on, anyway?
[05:52] Spearman
    You always just seemed to
    look after the priestess girl.
[05:56] Goblin Slayer
    That's not true.
[06:01] Spearman
    Hey, you free tonight?
[06:13] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, apparently I am.
[06:15] Spearman
    Then we're going drinking.
[06:17] Goblin Slayer
    Alcohol?
[06:18] Spearman
    What else is there?
[06:20] Goblin Slayer
    You're inviting me?
[06:20] Spearman
    Who else is here?
[06:22] Spearman
    I'll invite the other dude, too.
    We're gonna have a guys' night out.
[06:26] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[06:27] Spearman
    Don't be such a stranger.
[06:34] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[06:35] Spearman
    Great, it's settled, then!
[06:43] Rhea Fighter
    I-I'm so tired.
[06:46] Wizard Boy
    Yeah...
[06:51] Wizard Boy
    D-Do you think you got everything down?
[06:53] Rhea Fighter
    I'm not sure.
[06:56] Rhea Fighter
    I should've just practiced the sling, too.
[06:58] Wizard Boy
    There's nothing worth learning from that guy.
[07:01] Rhea Fighter
    Really? He's silver-ranked, though.
[07:05] Wizard Boy
    But he'll only fight goblins.
[07:07] Wizard Boy
    Plus he's narrow-minded, stubborn,
    and I have no idea what he's thinking.
[07:12] Wizard Boy
    And you need to take goblins
    out in a single blow.
[07:16] Wizard Boy
    Goblin Slayer, my ass.
[07:18] Apprentice Cleric
    Well, he's called that
    because he slays goblins.
[07:21] Apprentice Cleric
    I mean, I can't say I don't find him a bit odd...
[07:27] Apprentice Cleric
    But can you really say anything about him
    when you weren't able to do anything,
[07:31] Apprentice Cleric
    and he did everything?
[07:35] Priestess
    Would anyone like some lemon water?
[07:38] Priestess
    We also have food ready.
[07:42] Rhea Fighter
    I'll probably throw up if I eat.
[07:44] Priestess
    Er... You're not going to last
    the afternoon if you don't eat.
[07:49] Wizard Boy
    I'll eat.
[07:50] Rhea Fighter
    Wait, are you serious?
[07:52] Wizard Boy
    I learned that you won't gain any muscles
    unless you eat after you move around.
[07:56] Rookie Warrior
    Seriously? I guess I'd better eat.
[07:59] Apprentice Cleric
    Then I will, too.
[08:00] Rhea Fighter
    Okay, I will, too!
[08:02] Priestess
    Here you go.
[08:12] (Flashback) Wizard Boy
    My sister was amazing!
[08:14] (Flashback) Wizard Boy
    She would've beaten them
    if they hadn't used poison!
[08:20] Priestess
    So... How are things going?
[08:23] Rhea Fighter
    I'm exhausted.
[08:25] Rookie Warrior
    Likewise.
[08:26] Apprentice Cleric
    I'm sort of getting by.
[08:32] Priestess
    By the way, it looks like some
    members of your party are missing.
[08:35] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, mine?
[08:38] Rhea Fighter
    Our leader was the second son of some noble.
[08:41] Rhea Fighter
    I guess his older brother collapsed,
    so they asked him to come back,
[08:45] Rhea Fighter
    and we disbanded afterwards.
[08:47] Priestess
    Oh... But isn't being a
    solo adventurer difficult?
[08:51] Rhea Fighter
    Well, yeah, but... I have a dream!
[08:55] Rhea Fighter
    I'm gonna make it big!
[08:57] Rhea Fighter
    Who cares how big your body is? Yeah!
[09:00] Rookie Warrior
    Oh, I totally get how that feels.
[09:02] Rookie Warrior
    I said I was gonna be the best,
    even if I'm from the country,
[09:04] Rookie Warrior
    and they all just laughed at me.
[09:06] Rookie Warrior
    That just ain't right!
[09:08] Rhea Fighter
    I know, right?!
[09:09] Apprentice Cleric
    Well, of course they laughed.
[09:11] Apprentice Cleric
    I mean, if you become the best, what are
    all the other country bumpkins gonna do?
[09:15] Rookie Warrior
    What the hell?
[09:18] Wizard Boy
    Whatever. Right now, I just need to
    learn how to kill goblins properly.
[09:23] Wizard Boy
    That's my top priority.
[09:27] Priestess
    This wizard I once knew
[09:31] Priestess
    once said she wanted to defeat a dragon.
[09:36] Wizard Boy
    A dragon? Yeah, in her dreams.
[09:39] Wizard Boy
    That's not happening.
[09:40] Priestess
    Well, it is a dream.
    It's just fine as a dream.
[09:56] Goblin Slayer
    All right, I'm heading out.
[09:58] Goblin Slayer
    I'll be late tonight, so I won't need dinner.
[10:00] Cow Girl
    Sure, sure. My uncle's going to be
    late because of his meeting, too.
[10:04] Cow Girl
    I'll just stay at home all by my lonesome.
[10:08] Goblin Slayer
    Don't forget to use the latch.
[10:10] Goblin Slayer
    Lock the gates, and close
    the shutters on the windows.
[10:13] Cow Girl
    I know, jeez. You're such a worrywart.
[10:17] Cow Girl
    Are you ready? 
    Do you have your money pouch?
[10:23] Goblin Slayer
    I'm fine.
[10:24] Cow Girl
    Good, then!
[10:25] Cow Girl
    I'll come get you if you
    get too drunk, though.
[10:28] Cow Girl
    Don't cause too much
    trouble for your friends.
[10:32] Goblin Slayer
    Right. I don't plan to.
[10:48] Spearman
    Ah, there you are, Goblin Slayer!
[10:51] Spearman
    Up here!
[10:53] Rando
    Cheers!
[10:55] Spearman
    Took you long enough. We started without you.
[10:59] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[11:01] Goblin Slayer
    Why aren't we drinking at the guild's bar?
[11:03] Spearman
    Well, I don't want any weird rumors to go
    around if I'm caught drinking with a dude
[11:06] Spearman
    who's in full armor like you.
[11:08] Heavy Swordsman
    So what he's really trying to say is
[11:10] Heavy Swordsman
    he's embarrassed to have anyone
    see you drinking with him.
[11:14] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[11:15] Spearman
    Oh, just shut up and order something!
[11:19] Spearman
    Look, the answer's simple. Just order
    some ale. A big mug of ale!
[11:23] Goblin Slayer
    All right. I'll get ale.
[11:25] Spearman
    Miss, we'd like three orders of ale!
[11:29] Waitress
    All right, here are your three ales.
[11:32] Customer 1
    Can I order?
[11:33] Waitress
    Sure thing!
[11:36] Customer 1
    I'd like to order the same thing again, miss.
[11:39] Waitress
    Sure, you got it.
[11:39] Heavy Swordsman
    You know, chests are nice
    and all, but I prefer asses.
[11:42] Spearman
    Ah, so that's why you like that knight chick.
[11:46] Spearman
    She rides horses, too, eh?
[11:47] Heavy Swordsman
    That's a whole different matter.
[11:50] Heavy Swordsman
    I guess we can't really talk
    about this stuff at the guild.
[11:54] Heavy Swordsman
    Anyway, let's go ahead and toast.
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
    To what?
[11:57] Spearman
    Let's just stick to the classics
    so it's not a pain in the ass.
[12:00] Spearman
    To our town!
[12:01] Heavy Swordsman
    To the dice of the gods!
[12:03] Goblin Slayer
    To adventurers.
[12:05] Goblin Slayer; Heavy Swordsman; Spearman
    Cheers.
[12:08] Spearman
    So... What're you gonna do?
[12:11] Goblin Slayer
    About what?
[12:12] Spearman
    You know damn well what I'm talking about!
[12:14] Spearman
    I'm talking about Guild Girl!
[12:17] Spearman
    And you have the gall to surround
    yourself with the elf girl,
[12:19] Spearman
    the farm girl, and the priestess girl!
[12:21] Goblin Slayer
    That's not going to change
    until all the goblins are gone.
[12:25] Goblin Slayer
    I...
[12:27] Spearman
    There it is.
[12:28] Goblin Slayer
    A goblin?
[12:29] Spearman
    No, you dumbass.
[12:31] Spearman
    I've got a pretty good idea
    about the backstory of a dude
[12:35] Spearman
    who calls himself the Goblin Slayer.
[12:37] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[12:38] Heavy Swordsman
    I get it, too.
[12:40] Goblin Slayer
    Oh?
[12:41] Heavy Swordsman
    I mean, when it comes to us guys...
[12:45] Heavy Swordsman
    We've gotta be the kings of our own castles.
[12:48] Spearman
    Kings, eh? Not bad!
[12:51] Spearman
    I've heard about some mercenary who
    was a gladiator becoming a king before.
[12:55] Heavy Swordsman
    But the thing is... I lack smarts.
[12:58] Goblin Slayer
    Then you just need to study. You have
    money, and I don't think you're stupid.
[13:03] Heavy Swordsman
    Yeah, but I don't have the time.
[13:05] Heavy Swordsman
    If I were to start studying after becoming
    a king, that'd make me a stupid king.
[13:09] Heavy Swordsman
    I'd just cause trouble for my people.
[13:11] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[13:12] Heavy Swordsman
    But if I were to start studying now,
    I wouldn't be able to go on any adventures,
[13:17] Heavy Swordsman
    and I'd cause my party trouble.
[13:20] Goblin Slayer
    I see. This is difficult.
[13:22] Heavy Swordsman
    Yeah, it sure is. But at least it's not boring.
[13:28] Spearman
    Well, you've got the lady
    knight following you around...
[13:31] Spearman
    Ow!
[13:32] Heavy Swordsman
    Shut up.
[13:33] Goblin Slayer
    That's not a bad thing.
[13:36] Goblin Slayer
    At least, it shouldn't be a bad thing.
[13:38] Heavy Swordsman
    Yeah.
[13:39] Spearman
    Must be nice being so smooth.
[13:43] Heavy Swordsman
    You're too persistent.
[13:45] Spearman
    You dumbass! I was born a man!
[13:47] Spearman
    Of course I'm gonna strive to be the
    best and get some beautiful girls!
[13:51] Spearman
    Once I'm the best, I'll be popular
    with the ladies, people will thank me,
[13:54] Spearman
    I'll be able to do good deeds,
    and I'll get stronger.
[13:57] Spearman
    Not a bad deal at all!
[13:59] Heavy Swordsman
    You're popular?
[14:00] Spearman
    I am, damn it!
[14:01] Goblin Slayer
    I don't see it.
[14:03] Spearman
    Shut up!
[14:04] Spearman
    Well, Goblin Slayer?
[14:07] Spearman
    What's your childhood dream?
[14:09] Goblin Slayer
    Me?
[14:11] Goblin Slayer
    Well...
[14:16] Goblin Slayer
    I wanted to become an adventurer.
[14:19] Spearman
    You already are one.
[14:22] Goblin Slayer
    No... This is difficult.
[14:25] Heavy Swordsman
    Is it?
[14:26] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. It's not that easy.
[14:31] Heavy Swordsman
    I guess what you want to do,
    what you have to do,
[14:34] Heavy Swordsman
    and what you can do are all different.
[14:35] Spearman
    What a pain in the ass.
[14:42] Goblin Slayer
    What I wanted to be...
[14:45] Goblin Slayer
    I wanted to be a hero.
[14:47] Goblin Slayer
    I wanted to be a champion.
[14:49] Goblin Slayer
    I wanted to go down in history.
    I wanted to be a legend.
[14:54] Goblin Slayer
    I wanted to obtain legendary
    equipment, save the princess,
[14:58] Goblin Slayer
    fight the dragon, and save the world.
[15:02] Heavy Swordsman
    I wanted to train as hard as I could
    to perfect my craft, reign supreme,
[15:06] Heavy Swordsman
    and become so powerful that the masses
    would talk about me for generations.
[15:09] Spearman
    But then I realized... I don't get
    to be a part of a story like that.
[15:16] Heavy Swordsman
    I am very aware of my current position.
[15:19] Heavy Swordsman
    I'd never think that wasn't significant.
[15:23] Spearman
    And yet... And yet...
[15:28] Goblin Slayer
    So...
[15:30] Goblin Slayer
    I'd like others to be able
    to do what they want to do.
[15:42] Dwarf Shaman
    So, how many spells can you use, and how frequently?
[15:47] Wizard Boy
    Fireball... Just once.
[15:50] Dwarf Shaman
    You fool!
[15:51] Dwarf Shaman
    Listen up! Fireball isn't
    the only spell you've got!
[15:56] Dwarf Shaman
    You've got Carbunculus, Crescunt, and Iacta!
[15:59] Dwarf Shaman
    Go on, say what they mean.
[16:01] Wizard Boy
    Summon fire, make it expand, and throw it.
[16:04] Dwarf Shaman
    Put those three mantras
    together and you get Fireball.
[16:08] Dwarf Shaman
    See? Now you've got four options.
[16:11] Wizard Boy
    I mean, yeah, but...
    Is this supposed to be that simple?
[16:15] Dwarf Shaman
    Changing up ideas... No, that's not it.
[16:19] Dwarf Shaman
    You've gotta be aware of all your options.
[16:21] Dwarf Shaman
    You may not be worth much,
    but at least you've got your options.
[16:26] Dwarf Shaman
    Hey, you remember that hot lady? The witch?
[16:30] Wizard Boy
    Yeah.
[16:31] Dwarf Shaman
    She uses Inflammarae to light her pipe.
[16:35] Wizard Boy
    What? Really?
[16:37] Dwarf Shaman
    I do realize that it's not a great idea
    to throw spells around everywhere.
[16:43] Dwarf Shaman
    But if you were in the rain with no
    flint and all the leaves were damp,
[16:48] Dwarf Shaman
    but you had to start a fire,
    you'd use a spell, wouldn't ya?
[16:51] Wizard Boy
    Well, yeah...
[16:53] Dwarf Shaman
    But if you have the right
    knowledge, you can be thrifty.
[16:57] Dwarf Shaman
    If you can gather branches and bark
    together, you can start a fire.
[17:00] Dwarf Shaman
    You can probably dig up some roots,
    since those are usually dry.
[17:04] Dwarf Shaman
    With the right knowledge, you'll efficiently
    be able to use your abilities.
[17:07] Dwarf Shaman
    The only thing different is the process.
[17:10] Dwarf Shaman
    Processes are options, and options are...
    So that's why it's important to have them.
[17:16] Dwarf Shaman
    Also, the job of a spell caster
    isn't to cast spells.
[17:21] Dwarf Shaman
    It's to use spells.
[17:24] Wizard Boy
    How are they different?
[17:28] Dwarf Shaman
    If you can't even tell them apart,
    there's no hope for you.
[17:31] Dwarf Shaman
    Anyone who thinks a wizard is
    just someone who goes around
[17:34] Dwarf Shaman
    throwing fireballs and
    lightning is a simpleton.
[17:50] Priestess
    You sure do eat a lot.
[17:51] Rhea Fighter
    Well, our people eat five or six times a day.
[17:55] Rhea Fighter
    That's not possible when
    we're adventuring,
[17:57] Rhea Fighter
    so we just have to eat more at once.
[18:03] Lizardman Priest
    If I remember correctly,
    you are currently on your own.
[18:07] Rhea Fighter
    Yup, I am.
[18:09] Rhea Fighter
    That's why I was thinking
    about maybe slaying some rats.
[18:13] Rhea Fighter
    Not to mention, newbie
    warriors don't make much.
[18:18] Priestess
    Um, perhaps you'd like to
    go on an adventure with me.
[18:23] Rhea Fighter
    Adventure? Where's the armor guy?
[18:26] Rhea Fighter
    I haven't seen him around today.
[18:28] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, and the elf lady, too.
[18:31] Priestess
    They're currently out slaying goblins.
[18:34] Lizardman Priest
    You see, in order for her to move
    up in rank, she must prove herself,
[18:40] Lizardman Priest
    so she's looking for adventurers
    to team up with temporarily.
[18:43] Priestess
    It may only be one adventure, but...
[18:49] Rhea Fighter
    Just so you know...
    I'm honestly not a big deal.
[18:52] Rhea Fighter
    I'm a rhea, my equipment's nothing special,
    and I'm just a plain ol' warrior.
[18:56] Lizardman Priest
    But you have luck.
[18:58] Rhea Fighter
    Luck?
[19:00] Lizardman Priest
    You could even call it fate.
    Wouldn't you say so?
[19:04] Priestess
    Oh, yes!
[19:05] Priestess
    You were asking us about
    potions back then. So...
[19:10] Rhea Fighter
    Ah, you remembered that...
[19:13] Rhea Fighter
    All right, then. Sure.
[19:16] Rhea Fighter
    But it might be a bit rough
    with just the two of us.
[19:19] Rhea Fighter
    Let's invite some others!
[19:21] Rhea Fighter
    Leave that to me. I've got some leads.
[19:23] Priestess
    Oh, I'll come with you.
[19:34] Lizardman Priest
    Virtue leads to fate,
    and fate leads to virtue.
[19:47] Cow Girl
    This is becoming a habit lately.
[19:50] Goblin Slayer
    What is?
[19:51] Cow Girl
    You going out.
[19:53] Cow Girl
    For the goblins... no, not just that.
    You've got the training grounds, too.
[19:57] Cow Girl
    You're going again after this, right?
[19:59] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[20:00] Cow Girl
    Are you busy?
[20:02] Goblin Slayer
    Well, I'm not sure.
[20:04] Cow Girl
    So you don't want anything
    to get built there.
[20:11] Cow Girl
    Well, I guess that might not
    be the right way to put it.
[20:15] Cow Girl
    I'm sure you just feel lonely.
[20:18] Goblin Slayer
    You don't feel anything?
[20:20] Cow Girl
    I mean, I do...
[20:23] Cow Girl
    I remember playing in the lake
    and a bunch of other things.
[20:27] Cow Girl
    But I also think there's
    not much I can do about it.
[20:30] Cow Girl
    That goes for everything. The world
    keeps turning, and we're still alive.
[20:35] Cow Girl
    The wind keeps blowing,
    and the sun goes up and down.
[20:38] Cow Girl
    So I guess we're just going
    to have to accept change.
[20:42] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:43] Cow Girl
    Yup.
[20:44] Cow Girl
    Yeah, that's just how it is.
[20:50] Goblin Slayer
    I can't yet.
[20:56] Cow Girl
    Yeah.
[20:58] Goblin Slayer
    I can't say for certain, but I think
    the goblins are on the move again.
[21:02] Goblin Slayer
    That's why I have to do what I have to do.
[21:05] Cow Girl
    Yeah... Yeah, I know.
[21:10] Cow Girl
    I'll be waiting for you.
[21:12] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:29] Laborer A
    Huh?
[21:31] Laborer A
    What's that mound doing there?
[21:35] Laborer A
    Why, you—
[21:38] Laborer A
    Ha! Take that!
[21:41] Laborer A
    Wait, those bastards dug a hole?
[21:44] Laborer A
    This is bad.
[21:48] Goblin Slayer
    Tonight, I'll be showing you eight ways
    to kill goblins without making a sound...
[21:54] Rookie Warrior
    Wh-What was that?!
[21:55] Apprentice Cleric
    A scream?
[21:59] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Onward to Adventure

4 - Onward to Adventure
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[00:00] Sign
    This show contains scenes that some viewers may 
    find disturbing.​ Viewer discretion ​is ​advised.
[00:01] Laborer A
    This is bad.
[00:05] Goblin Slayer
    Tonight, I'll be showing you eight ways
    to kill goblins without making a sound...
SIGN    Onward to Adventure
[00:12] Rookie Warrior
    Wh-What was that?!
[00:13] Apprentice Cleric
    A scream?
[00:20] Wizard Boy
    H-Hey! I think something happened!
[00:23] Goblin Slayer
    Quiet down.
[00:25] Goblin Slayer
    Make a semicircle around the spell casters.
[00:28] Goblin Slayer
    Those on the front line,
    ready your weapons.
[00:31] Rookie Warrior
    Got it.
[00:32] Wizard Boy
    Hey! Quit dawdling!
    We need to get into formation.
[00:35] Newbie M
    R-Right.
[00:36] Newbie D
    Got it!
[00:37] Apprentice Cleric
    You there! Get your shield up!
[00:40] Goblin Slayer
    Stand by.
[00:42] Goblin Slayer
    If I don't return in fifteen minutes,
    you'll need to act on your own.
[00:45] Rookie Warrior
    On our own?
[00:47] Goblin Slayer
    Because it'll mean that I've
    been killed, or at least injured.
[02:37] Goblin Slayer
    So it was goblins.
[03:01] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[03:03] Goblin Slayer
    Are you all right?
[03:04] Priestess
    Yes.
[03:07] Priestess
    Th-This is...
[03:21] Goblin Slayer
    Do you have any miracles left?
[03:22] Priestess
    Yes. I managed to get some rest.
[03:25] Priestess
    I can fully apply all three.
[03:30] Goblin Slayer
    All of the goblins will be annihilated.
[03:34] Spearman
    Ah, so you're safe.
[03:36] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. The ones I'm in charge of are all safe.
[03:39] Spearman
    I see. Most of the guys went home at dusk.
[03:44] Witch
    Before... it got dark... right?
[03:48] Priestess
    I'm glad you two are also safe.
[03:50] High Elf Archer
    We're here, too!
[03:54] Priestess
    Everyone!
[03:56] Priestess
    Thank goodness you're all safe!
[03:59] Heavy Swordsman
    Heya, Goblin Slayer.
[04:01] Goblin Slayer
    Are you alone today?
[04:03] Heavy Swordsman
    She's a woman, you know.
     She has days she can't move much.
[04:07] Heavy Swordsman
    Our pipsqueaks are taking
    care of her at the inn.
[04:17] Spearman
    It's gonna suck if they just
    come barging in here.
[04:20] Spearman
    I'll be damned if I'm gonna
    go down guarding this place.
[04:23] Witch
    Anyway... we should probably...
    all... group up... right?
[04:32] Goblin Slayer
    The ones I'm in charge of are
    standing by in the square.
[04:35] Heavy Swordsman
    Then we need to send them a message.
[04:37] Heavy Swordsman
    "We're now aware of the situation.
    There are goblins. Head this way."
[04:41] Heavy Swordsman
    We need to inform the others
    and get them here, too.
[04:43] High Elf Archer
    I'll go.
[04:45] High Elf Archer
    I'm the fastest one here, after all.
[04:48] Heavy Swordsman
    Good, thanks.
[04:49] High Elf Archer
    Leave it to me!
[04:52] Heavy Swordsman
    So, we know we're up against
    goblins, but who's leading them?
[04:56] Goblin Slayer
    Probably another goblin. Since they're
    being conniving, possibly a shaman.
[05:00] Heavy Swordsman
    Where's their base?
[05:03] Lizardman Priest
    The way I see it...
[05:05] Lizardman Priest
    I highly doubt that they are
    all coming from one hole.
[05:09] Lizardman Priest
    I believe they have many
    holes in all directions.
[05:11] Lizardman Priest
    Tracking down their base from one
    of those would be the fastest.
[05:16] Spearman
    You know which is the main path?
[05:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Actually, they're probably
    all connected inside.
[05:25] Dwarf Shaman
    They probably started with
    one hole and then split them up
[05:28] Dwarf Shaman
    right before they attacked.
[05:30] Heavy Swordsman
    Well, that's settled, then.
    Let's head down the closest hole.
[05:33] Witch
    Then... we still... have a problem.
[05:38] Witch
    What are we... going to do...
    about the other... little ones?
[05:43] Heavy Swordsman
    We either leave them here,
    take them with us, or have them flee...
[05:48] Heavy Swordsman
    Well, my sword does better
    pointing up than down.
[05:51] Heavy Swordsman
    I'll take the kids with me.
    You guys hunt down the hole.
[05:54] Goblin Slayer
    No problem.
[05:56] Priestess
    Oh...
[05:57] Goblin Slayer
    What's the matter?
[05:58] Priestess
    Um... the other newbie adventurers
    have already gone home, right?
[06:04] Spearman
    Yeah. Everyone other than the ones who
    stayed behind to do night battles went home.
[06:10] Priestess
    Whereabouts are they right now?
[06:12] Heavy Swordsman
    What are you getting at?
[06:14] Priestess
    Um... uh...
[06:16] Goblin Slayer
    Tell us.
[06:19] Priestess
    I think the goblins may be after
    the newbies that headed home, too.
[06:24] Heavy Swordsman
    What?
[06:25] Priestess
    I mean, it doesn't make sense.
[06:28] Priestess
    I know that goblins are
    cowardly, dastardly creatures.
[06:32] Priestess
    That's what I was taught.
[06:34] Priestess
    If I were a goblin, I'd never want to attack
    a place filled with strong adventurers.
[06:40] Goblin Slayer
    So we're not their main targets.
    I hadn't thought of that.
[06:43] Priestess
    So... I have a suggestion.
[06:48] Priestess
    I, um...
[06:52] Priestess
    I'll go!
[06:53] Priestess
    The new adventurers in our group are, um...
[06:57] Priestess
    two warriors, a cleric, and a wizard...
[07:01] Priestess
    So if they can get another priestess like me,
[07:06] Priestess
    that should be enough
    to change our situation.
[07:08] Priestess
    I'll go save them. Please, let me go.
[07:11] Lizardman Priest
    I personally think this is a good idea.
[07:14] Lizardman Priest
    We must strike the enemy base,
    yet we cannot abandon our new soldiers.
[07:19] Lizardman Priest
    This is a brilliant idea.
[07:20] Dwarf Shaman
    That'd be a perfect
    rank-advancement test for you.
[07:24] Goblin Slayer
    Can you do it?
[07:26] Priestess
    I'll do it.
[07:27] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:29] Goblin Slayer
    Then that's settled.
[07:32] Newbie K
    Man, we're gonna be training again tomorrow.
[07:35] Newbie H
    It's really rough doing this every day.
[07:37] Newbie L
    I'd like to go on an
    actual adventure already.
[07:40] Newbie F
    Yeah! I do much better
    in a real battle anyway.
[07:43] Newbie N
    You've never even been in a real battle.
[07:49] Newbie I
    No!
[07:52] Newbie I
    N-No!
[07:53] Newbie I
    Mommy...
[08:04] Newbie F
    Move!
[08:14] Newbie F
    How dare you?!
[08:25] High Elf Archer
    Why would you decide to let her go
    off on her own while I'm not around?
[08:30] Goblin Slayer
    Are you upset?
[08:31] High Elf Archer
    Not exactly... but aren't you worried?
[08:34] Goblin Slayer
    If worrying would make her
    mission work out better...
[08:39] High Elf Archer
    Honestly...
[08:42] High Elf Archer
    They're coming.
[08:43] Goblin Slayer
    How many? From what direction?
[08:44] High Elf Archer
    I'm not sure. There's some echo.
[08:51] Spearman
    No time to hesitate.
[08:54] Spearman
    No matter what, we can't let
    any more of them get up there.
[08:56] Dwarf Shaman
    Oh, fine. Guess we'd better get to work.
[08:59] Lizardman Priest
    Slaying goblins is, unfortunately,
    nothing but trouble and nuisance.
[09:04] Witch
    I know... right?
[09:06] High Elf Archer
    They're coming. They're coming! Both walls!
[09:15] Dwarf Shaman
    Drink and sing, spirits!
[09:16] Dwarf Shaman
    Sing, dance, and sleep like a log!
[09:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Show me dreams of fire wine!
[09:26] Goblin Slayer
    Fools.
[09:36] Spearman
    I guess we can't let any
    of these get past us.
[09:38] Goblin Slayer
    I was never planning to.
[09:40] Witch
    Sagitta... sinus... offero...
[09:44] Witch
    Deflect Missile!
[09:48] High Elf Archer
    A shaman!
[09:52] Spearman
    I'll leave him to you!
[09:53] Witch
    Magna... remora... restinguitur.
[09:57] Witch
    Counter Magic!
[10:02] Witch
    Please... don't add...
    more work... to my... load.
[10:06] Spearman
    Well, that's your job.
[10:08] High Elf Archer
    I'm definitely a better archer than you!
[10:13] High Elf Archer
    Yes!
[10:17] Goblin Slayer
    Die.
[10:23] Goblin Slayer
    Do you have any spells left?
[10:25] Witch
    Yes... I do.
[10:27] Dwarf Shaman
    So do we.
[10:29] Lizardman Priest
    Shall I summon a Dragontooth warrior?
[10:31] Goblin Slayer
    No.
[10:33] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg, you've got another
    terrible idea, haven't you?
[10:38] Goblin Slayer
    Yes. For the goblins.
[10:42] Newbie E
    Did it go away?
[10:44] Newbie T
    Looks like it.
[10:45] Newbie U
    Maybe we will survive after all.
[10:52] Heavy Swordsman
    There you are, you damned hob.
[10:58] Heavy Swordsman
    Hey, kiddos. Wanna see something cool?
[11:03] Heavy Swordsman
    I don't know what they've been teaching you,
[11:06] Heavy Swordsman
    but I've only got one thing to teach you.
[11:10] Heavy Swordsman
    No matter what kind of monster you're facing,
    they'll always have a physical body.
[11:18] Heavy Swordsman
    So even if they're a god...
    you can still kill them!
[11:28] Newbie L
    Damn it! I thought goblins
    were only in caves!
[11:33] Newbie K
    Well, they're right there,
    so what do you want us to do?!
[11:35] Newbie F
    We just need to... get to town...
[11:53] Newbie O
    Wh-What in the world?!
[11:56] Newbie Q
    No one mentioned they could climb trees!
[11:59] Newbie C
    What the hell are they laughing about?!
[12:02] Newbie H
    They're mocking us.
[12:04] Newbie H
    They're mocking us and slowly...
[12:06] Newbie L
    Damn it!
[12:09] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[12:12] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[12:29] Newbie J
    Y-You guys are...
[12:33] Priestess
    We've come to save you.
[12:40] Rhea Fighter
    I'll never get used to the way this feels!
[12:44] Rookie Warrior
    They're still coming!
[12:47] Apprentice Cleric
    Come closer, injured people!
    I'll treat your wounds!
[12:50] Apprentice Cleric
    I'll only use miracles
    on the gravely injured!
[12:52] Priestess
    We all need to get out into the open.
[12:54] Priestess
    Having us stuck in a cramped area
    is just what the goblins want.
[12:57] Newbie H
    B-But if they surround us in an open space...
[13:01] Priestess
    I will defend us using Protection.
[13:03] Priestess
    So hurry!
[13:11] Apprentice Cleric
    Don't move!
[13:31] Wizard Boy
    I can't cast spells carelessly.
[13:37] Wizard Boy
    The goblins are split up.
[13:39] Wizard Boy
    I won't be able to hit several of
    them with just a single Fireball.
[13:44] Wizard Boy
    But I also don't have any time to hesitate.
[13:47] Wizard Boy
    Who knows what'll happen to
    us if we're caught by them?
[13:54] Wizard Boy
    Who knows what my sister went through?
[14:00] Wizard Boy
    Calm down.
[14:02] Wizard Boy
    If I let my rage control me and
    I cast my spell in that state,
[14:05] Wizard Boy
    I'm definitely gonna lose to that guy.
[14:08] Wizard Boy
    Nah, it's not like he'd
    actually say anything.
[14:11] Wizard Boy
    But I wouldn't be able to forgive myself.
[14:15] Wizard Boy
    So what should I do?
[14:17] Wizard Boy
    What do I do?!
[14:18] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    Also, the job of a spell caster
    isn't to cast spells.
[14:22] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    It's to use spells.
[14:25] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    If you can't even tell them apart,
    there's no hope for you.
[14:28] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    Anyone who thinks a wizard is
    just someone who goes around
[14:31] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    throwing fireballs and
    lightning is a simpleton.
[14:38] Wizard Boy
    Guys! Cover your ears!
[14:40] Rookie Warrior
    Hey! We're right in the
    middle of a battle here!
[14:43] Wizard Boy
    Hurry! Get behind me!
[14:47] Rhea Fighter
    Oh, damn it!
[14:48] Priestess
    Um...
[14:50] Priestess
    I'll leave this to you.
[14:53] Apprentice Cleric
    Go on! Cover your ears, too! Hurry!
[14:57] Wizard Boy
    Crescunt! Crescunt! Crescunt!
[15:11] Heavy Swordsman
    Oho?
[15:12] Heavy Swordsman
    Sounds like the kid's getting serious.
[15:27] Wizard Boy
    They're running away?
[15:28] Wizard Boy
    After doing as they please...
    running wild... killing...
[15:33] Wizard Boy
    And yet they're running?
    They're running away?
[15:36] Wizard Boy
    No way!
[15:38] Priestess
    We're getting out of here.
[15:41] Priestess
    We're heading straight out
    of the forest to the town!
[15:43] Rookie Warrior
    All right! Getting home is our top priority!
[15:47] Rookie Warrior
    Follow me!
[15:48] Apprentice Cleric
    He'll take the lead, and I'll watch over
    all these guys, so watch our rear for us.
[15:53] Rhea Fighter
    Right!
[15:55] Rhea Fighter
    What was that?!
[15:56] Wizard Boy
    Just me yelling. I amplified it
    even more using Crescunt, though.
[16:00] Rhea Fighter
    Great job! That was amazing!
[16:02] Wizard Boy
    Thanks.
[16:05] Wizard Boy
    The goal this time isn't to slay goblins.
[16:09] Wizard Boy
    It's to save these guys.
[16:11] Wizard Boy
    To save them and make it
    safely back into town.
[16:14] Wizard Boy
    I wonder how much better I'd feel
    if I could massacre all the goblins.
[16:20] Wizard Boy
    But... That's right. But...
[16:24] Wizard Boy
    I'm not Goblin Slayer!
[16:28] Goblin Slayer
    Up top. Open a hole above us!
[16:31] Dwarf Shaman
    Again? All right, you got it!
[16:35] Spearman
    What's the point of makin' a hole?
[16:37] Goblin Slayer
    I have a plan.
[16:38] Goblin Slayer
    Before that, I want to scare them
    and move them farther back.
[16:42] Lizardman Priest
    Leave that to me.
[16:43] Lizardman Priest
    Bao Long, honored ancestor,
    Cretaceous ruler, I borrow now thy terror!
[16:58] Lizardman Priest
    They'll be back eventually!
[17:00] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine.
[17:02] High Elf Archer
    Er, Orcbolg... You'd better not be thinking
    about using one of those scrolls again.
[17:06] Goblin Slayer
    I don't have any scrolls.
[17:08] High Elf Archer
    Then what are we supposed to do?
[17:11] Goblin Slayer
    There's a lake above here.
[17:26] Goblin Slayer
    When the Tunnel spell runs out,
    could you cast some kind of ice spell?
[17:32] Goblin Slayer
    The ice will expand, and eventually,
    the tunnel will crumble.
[17:36] Witch
    All right... I... understand.
[17:39] Goblin Slayer
    All that's left is to find their nest
    from up above and crush them.
[17:43] Spearman
    Yeah, you can do all that. I'm beat.
[17:46] Spearman
    Next time you call me, make sure there
    aren't any goblins on the adventure.
[17:51] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[17:52] Lizardman Priest
    But I'm surprised that you knew
    that we were under a lake.
[17:56] Lizardman Priest
    Have you been in this area
    before, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[18:00] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Long ago.
[18:04] Goblin Slayer
    Long... long ago.
[18:08] Guild Girl
    Well, good work.
[18:12] Inspector
    Hey, great job.
[18:14] Inspector
    Don't worry. I know you're not lying.
[18:18] Priestess
    R-Right... But it's still nerve-racking.
[18:23] Guild Girl
    Well, in your case, you just had to
    work on your own accomplishments.
[18:28] Guild Girl
    Don't worry. I believe your rank
    definitely matches your hard work.
[18:32] Guild Girl
    You have good technique, a great reputation,
    and great luck, even if it's by chance.
[18:38] Guild Girl
    Right?
[18:40] Priestess
    Yes, you're right...
[18:44] Priestess
    I'm not sure just yet...
[18:49] Priestess
    But I'm going to do my
    best so I can find out!
[18:56] High Elf Archer
    Heya! Great job!
[18:58] High Elf Archer
    How'd it go?
[19:00] Priestess
    Thank you. I was able to rank up without issue.
[19:03] High Elf Archer
    Way to go! Are you at the third level now?
[19:06] High Elf Archer
    You actually made it to steel!
    Now you're a real priest, for sure!
[19:11] Priestess
    Yes. But...
[19:14] Priestess
    I, um... let some of the goblins escape.
[19:20] High Elf Archer
    Now, listen. You're not
    Orcbolg, so that's fine.
[19:25] Priestess
    Right...
[19:26] High Elf Archer
    It's because everyone has different
    thoughts and acts in different ways
[19:30] High Elf Archer
    that the world is such an interesting place.
[19:34] Priestess
    Right!
[19:37] Wizard Boy
    I'm thinking about traveling around the
    world a bit more to master my technique.
[19:41] Goblin Slayer
    You're not going to go back
    to the Sages' Academy?
[19:44] Wizard Boy
    I want to get revenge on the
    ones who mocked my sister.
[19:48] Wizard Boy
    I mean, I do, but...
[19:51] Wizard Boy
    I'm sure no matter what I do,
    they're gonna mock us anyway,
[19:56] Wizard Boy
    so whatever. They can act
    stupid all their lives.
[19:59] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[20:01] Wizard Boy
    You know... I still don't like you.
[20:06] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:07] Wizard Boy
    So I gave it a lot of thought.
[20:10] Wizard Boy
    I don't want to ever copy you.
    I'd rather be caught dead.
[20:14] Wizard Boy
    That's why...
[20:16] Wizard Boy
    I'm gonna be a dragon slayer!
[20:22] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:23] Rhea Fighter
    Then I'll go with you!
[20:25] Wizard Boy
    Wh-Wh-Wha—
[20:27] Wizard Boy
    Why, though?!
[20:29] Rhea Fighter
    Well, a porcelain spell caster going
    on an adventure on his own
[20:32] Rhea Fighter
    is super dangerous!
[20:34] Wizard Boy
    But you're also just a porcelain fighter.
    Not to mention, you're a girl.
[20:38] Rhea Fighter
    You bet! And that's why it's dangerous!
[20:41] Wizard Boy
    Well, I was planning to travel alone!
[20:44] Rhea Fighter
    What a coincidence! So was I!
[20:47] Wizard Boy
    Oh, damn it! This is the
    problem with you rheas!
[20:56] Goblin Slayer
    Mention my name
[20:57] Goblin Slayer
    if you happen to come across
    a rhea who goes by Burglar.
[21:00] Goblin Slayer
    He might just look after you.
[21:05] Wizard Boy
    I guess I will if I remember.
[21:08] Wizard Boy
    All right. I guess we should
    get going... together.
[21:10] Rhea Fighter
    Yeah!
[21:11] Rhea Fighter
    See you around, Goblin Slayer!
[21:15] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:19] Cow Girl
    Are you done?
[21:20] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:22] Goblin Slayer
    I guess they're going on an adventure.
[21:24] Cow Girl
    Are they now?
[21:25] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[21:28] Cow Girl
    So the lake ran dry?
[21:31] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[21:38] Cow Girl
    You seem happy.
[21:41] Goblin Slayer
    Do I look happy?
[21:42] Cow Girl
    Of course you do.
[21:45] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[21:45] Cow Girl
    I know everything about you, you know!
[21:50] Cow Girl
    Something good must've happened.
[21:54] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, something very good.
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[00:00] Sign
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SIGN    Beard-Cutter, to the Southern River
[00:16] Mailman
    Hey, pardon me, everyone!
    I'm here to deliver your mail!
[00:20] Random Man
    Wait, my property's been seized?!
    Give me a break!
[00:24] Woman A
    Because you bought equipment even
    when it put you in debt, you moron!
[00:25] Man B
    Ah, my little sister had a baby.
[00:28] Man B
    I'll have to go visit her 
    once this next quest is over.
[00:31] Man C
    Wait, don't say that!
[00:32] Man C
    Guys who say stuff like that
    usually end up dying!
[00:45] High Elf Archer
    Well, guess it's time to get married.
[02:19] Priestess
    Married?!
[02:22] Lizardman Priest
    Oh?
[02:23] Goblin Slayer
    I see. To whom?
[02:24] High Elf Archer
    My cousin.
[02:25] High Elf Archer
    Talk about a surprise.
    He used to be such a square.
[02:29] Priestess
    Congratulations!
[02:31] Priestess
    Do elves hold weddings, as well?
[02:34] Priestess
    If possible...
[02:36] High Elf Archer
    Of course! It's for a member of
    the chieftain's family, after all!
[02:39] High Elf Archer
    It'll be a huge deal! You should totally come!
[02:41] Priestess
    Really?! I'm so happy!
[02:44] Dwarf Shaman
    I was afraid the elves would go extinct
[02:48] Dwarf Shaman
    knowing you're the daughter of the chieftain.
[02:52] Lizardman Priest
    But does this mean we are bidding
    farewell to you, Mistress Ranger?
[02:56] Lizardman Priest
    We will miss you indeed.
[02:59] High Elf Archer
    Huh? Why would you be bidding farewell to me?
[03:04] Priestess
    Do elven husbands usually let their wives
    continue to go out and do dangerous things?
[03:10] High Elf Archer
    Of course my cousin wouldn't allow that.
[03:13] High Elf Archer
    I mean, he's so clearly smitten,
    even though he's so serious and stubborn.
[03:18] High Elf Archer
    No, really, his head might
    as well be made of stone.
[03:21] Priestess
    Um...
[03:23] Goblin Slayer
    Who exactly is getting married?
[03:26] High Elf Archer
    My older sister.
[03:27] Dwarf Shaman
    Say that first, you anvil of a girl!
[03:30] High Elf Archer
    Hey! What's the big idea?!
[03:31] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, you're an anvil, so you
    can take a beatin' or two!
[03:34] High Elf Archer
    That's so mean! This is
    exactly why I hate dwarves!
[03:38] Priestess
    But in that case, we'd be imposing,
    so we should get some gifts ready.
[03:43] Goblin Slayer
    I see. I...
[03:45] Priestess
    Absolutely not! We were invited
    to a celebration, so we must go!
[03:50] Goblin Slayer
    True, but...
[03:52] Priestess
    Let's ask Guild Girl to have
    someone else take on all of the
[03:55] Priestess
    goblin-slaying quests for a while.
[04:00] Lizardman Priest
    It appears as though our Lady
    Priestess has grown quite tenacious.
[04:04] Priestess
    Well, Goblin Slayer did train me, after all!
[04:10] Guild Girl
    A wedding? That sounds lovely!
[04:13] High Elf Archer
    Right? I'm glad it wasn't too late for my sister.
[04:17] Guild Girl
    How old is she?
[04:19] High Elf Archer
    Let's see...
[04:23] High Elf Archer
    A bit over 8,000, I think?
[04:27] Guild Girl
    Sometimes, when I hear elves speak,
    it feels silly to worry about my own age.
[04:32] Priestess
    You're quite pretty,
    so I don't think you have to worry.
[04:37] Guild Girl
    Thank you for your kind words.
[04:39] High Elf Archer
    Exactly! It makes as little sense
[04:41] High Elf Archer
    as a mouse comparing its
    age to a dragon or an elephant.
[04:45] Goblin Slayer
    Elephant? What's that?
[04:46] High Elf Archer
    You've never heard of them?
[04:48] High Elf Archer
    They're legs like pillars,
[04:49] High Elf Archer
    a tail like a rope,
[04:51] High Elf Archer
    ears like fans,
[04:52] High Elf Archer
    a body like a wall,
[04:54] High Elf Archer
    tusks like spears,
[04:55] High Elf Archer
    a back like a throne,
[04:56] High Elf Archer
    and a nose like a vine, on one huge beast!
[04:58] Goblin Slayer
    A beast?
[04:59] High Elf Archer
    Oh, and they're gray.
[05:02] Goblin Slayer
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[05:04] Guild Girl
    So that's why you wanted me to let others
    handle the goblin-slaying quests.
[05:09] Priestess
    Yes! I'd like to take
    Goblin Slayer to the wedding.
[05:13] Guild Girl
    Well, we shouldn't be letting
[05:15] Guild Girl
    Goblin Slayer handle all of
    those quests on his own, anyway.
[05:20] Priestess
    Is that all right, then?
[05:21] Guild Girl
    Yes. That's perfectly fine.
[05:23] Guild Girl
    He doesn't even take breaks
    if we're not careful.
[05:27] Guild Girl
    Ow!
[05:29] Inspector
    You're in the same boat, aren't you?
[05:31] Inspector
    When was the last time you
    took a proper vacation?
[05:33] Guild Girl
    W-Well, I am taking days off...
[05:36] Inspector
    Then you'll be going to
    the wedding, too, right?
[05:39] Inspector
    You came to invite her, didn't you?
[05:42] High Elf Archer
    Of course! You're my friend, after all!
[05:44] Guild Girl
    I appreciate the sentiment, but—ow!
[05:47] Inspector
    I just told you to take a vacation!
[05:49] Guild Girl
    Okay...
[05:52] Inspector
    We're both going to have to finish
    some of the work we have piled up.
[05:59] Inspector
    Could you go destroy two or three goblin
    nests so she can take her vacation in peace?
[06:06] Goblin Slayer
    Of course.
[06:35] Goblin Slayer
    That's 20.
[06:49] Goblin Slayer
    That's 23. That took a while.
[07:10] Priestess
    Not even God can do everything.
[07:15] Goblin Slayer
    We need a carriage or a cart.
[07:17] Goblin Slayer
    We'll leave tomorrow.
[07:19] Priestess
    Right.
[07:31] Lizardman Priest
    Once the dawn breaks,
    we can go somewhere calmer.
[07:35] Sister
    I'm terribly sorry... Truly.
[07:39] Lizardman Priest
    Nay. Though we pray to different gods,
    even monkeys were originally lizards.
[07:43] Lizardman Priest
    Therefore, we are brethren.
[07:47] Sister
    Lizardmen truly say such strange things.
[07:56] Dwarf Shaman
    Damn those goblins. They truly don't
    understand the value of things.
[08:03] Lizardman Priest
    Lately, it appears as though those
    goblins have grown more conniving.
[08:08] Goblin Slayer
    Agreed. I guess even they
    are getting smarter now.
[08:15] Lizardman Priest
    Was anything spared?
[08:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Hup.
[08:20] Dwarf Shaman
    Just the things those goblins
    didn't think were trash.
[08:23] Lizardman Priest
    The goblins may not be able to tell
    that from another slab of stone.
[08:31] Lizardman Priest
    Though I may not be much different
    if I cannot read it, either.
[08:35] Dwarf Shaman
    We're gonna have to get it properly
    looked at to know for sure...
[08:38] Dwarf Shaman
    But that'll have to be another time.
[08:46] High Elf Archer
    I couldn't find any footsteps
    suggesting that the goblins left.
[08:48] Goblin Slayer
    Are you sure?
[08:50] High Elf Archer
    I am.
[08:51] High Elf Archer
    So as long as nothing else targets us
    on the way back, we won't get attacked.
[09:00] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please, by your
    revered hand, cleanse us of our corruption.
[09:07] Priestess
    Purify!
[09:25] High Elf Archer
    This is great! I feel like I just had a bath.
[09:29] High Elf Archer
    Is this a new miracle you were granted?
[09:31] Priestess
    When I told the head priest that
    I had been promoted to steel,
[09:36] Priestess
    he conducted a ritual.
[09:38] High Elf Archer
    You really do like these low-key miracles.
[09:41] High Elf Archer
    I'm sure there must've
    been something flashier.
[09:43] Priestess
    I chose what we would probably need the most.
[09:46] Goblin Slayer
    That's a good miracle. It'll be useful.
[09:54] Cow Girl
    Yes, that's it. Come this way.
[10:08] Cow Girl
    Welcome home. Great job today.
[10:10] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks. I'm home.
[10:12] Cow Girl
    Looks like you're not hurt. That's good.
[10:16] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[10:17] Cow Girl
    But you seem a bit tired.
    Did you have a rough time?
[10:21] Goblin Slayer
    No job is easy.
[10:23] Cow Girl
    True.
[10:24] Goblin Slayer
    That reminds me...
[10:27] Goblin Slayer
    There's apparently a wedding.
[10:29] Cow Girl
    A wedding? And you were invited?
[10:31] Goblin Slayer
    You know the elf in my party?
    It's her sister and cousin.
[10:36] Cow Girl
    I see.
[10:38] Goblin Slayer
    She asked me to invite you, as well.
[10:40] Cow Girl
    Are you sure?
[10:41] Goblin Slayer
    That's not up to me to decide.
[10:43] Cow Girl
    I wonder if I can...
[10:46] Goblin Slayer
    I'll talk to your uncle.
[10:48] Cow Girl
    Okay.
[10:50] Cow Girl
    Marriage, huh? Do you ever
    think about stuff like that?
[10:53] Goblin Slayer
    That's difficult to say.
[10:55] Cow Girl
    Well, what if, when we were little,
[10:57] Cow Girl
    you promised me that you'd
    marry me once we got older?
[11:02] Goblin Slayer
    I don't remember making that promise.
[11:05] Cow Girl
    Aw, I guess you figured me out.
[11:09] Cow Girl
    If only we had made that promise.
[11:23] Dwarf Shaman
    Good grief.
[11:24] Dwarf Shaman
    We've been gone a year and there hasn't
    been much change... or anything else, really.
[11:30] Dwarf Shaman
    They say having three women together
    is enough for them to never shut up,
[11:33] Dwarf Shaman
    yet we've got four, so we barely have any room.
[11:38] Lizardman Priest
    It's a lovely change.
[11:41] Lizardman Priest
    And one must not underestimate
    a woman's eye for detail.
[11:44] Lizardman Priest
    Isn't that right, Lady Priestess?
[11:46] Priestess
    It's really not that big a deal.
[11:49] Priestess
    We just packed it with straw and sawdust.
[11:52] Lizardman Priest
    Proper packaging is the most
    essential thing you can do.
[11:55] Lizardman Priest
    It would be a waste if that
    clay tablet were to break.
[12:00] Dwarf Shaman
    We were able to use the
    guild's carriage because
[12:03] Dwarf Shaman
    we said we'd haul that thing to the temple.
[12:06] Dwarf Shaman
    We're getting paid for it, so that'll work
    out perfectly for our trip's budget.
[12:26] Priestess
    I guess it has been a year.
[12:29] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:30] Dwarf Shaman
    There we go.
[12:34] High Elf Archer
    You'd better work hard, dwarf.
[12:36] Dwarf Shaman
    Huh?
[12:37] High Elf Archer
    Well, I'm gonna go buy a gift for my sister!
[12:41] Dwarf Shaman
    Damn it! If a celebration weren't involved,
    I'd give your behind another whoopin'!
[12:46] Cow Girl
    Oh, I'll come with you. I rarely
    get to come to places like these.
[12:50] High Elf Archer
    Leave it to me! I've been to this
    city before, so I'll show you around.
[12:56] Dwarf Shaman
    After we get our lodgings and boat taken
    care of, why don't we head out, too?
[13:01] Lizardman Priest
    You can just consider us your luggage
    carriers. We have plenty of strength.
[13:08] Cow Girl
    I'm sorry to have to rely
    on all of you so often.
[13:11] Lizardman Priest
    'Tis no problem.
[13:13] Lizardman Priest
    This is just to thank you for the delicious
    cheese you bestow upon us regularly.
[13:17] Lizardman Priest
    Nothing to worry about.
[13:19] Guild Girl
    I'll join you all after I'm done
    filling out the paperwork.
[13:24] Guild Girl
    I'm sure we girls want to doll ourselves up.
[13:27] Guild Girl
    Will you be joining us, too?
[13:29] Priestess
    Huh?! Uh, I'm, uh...
    I wouldn't look very good!
[13:33] Cow Girl
    Oh, come on, now.
[13:36] Priestess
    P-Please take it easy on me...
[13:39] Guild Girl
    All right, everyone. I'm going to
    say hello to the guild in this city.
[13:45] Goblin Slayer
    I don't understand anything
    about gifts or clothes.
[13:50] Lizardman Priest
    Are you already unloading?
[13:51] Lizardman Priest
    You could probably wait until other
    matters are settled, could you not?
[13:54] Goblin Slayer
    If there's any chance that those
    goblins were after this clay tablet,
[13:58] Goblin Slayer
    we should quickly get it where it belongs.
[14:00] Lizardman Priest
    Then once our lodgings have been determined,
    we will send someone to the temple.
[14:06] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[14:10] Acolyte
    The archbishop will be happy to see you.
[14:17] Goblin Slayer
    I guess I've met her before.
[14:19] Acolyte
    Yes. You were a great help to her
    the last time you were here.
[14:24] Goblin Slayer
    I only slayed some goblins.
[14:27] Goblin Slayer
    Has she been sleeping?
[14:29] Acolyte
    Yes, quite soundly.
[14:32] Acolyte
    She's been sleeping like
    a babe this past year.
[14:35] Acolyte
    She must be so relieved.
[14:38] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Good.
[14:52] Sword Maiden
    So you've come.
[14:55] Goblin Slayer
    You seem well.
[14:57] Sword Maiden
    Yes, all thanks to you.
[15:05] Sword Maiden
    We've caused you trouble with her, as well...
[15:08] Goblin Slayer
    Her?
[15:10] Sword Maiden
    On the snowy mountains...
[15:12] Goblin Slayer
    Ah. That was nothing. That's my job.
[15:18] Sword Maiden
    She is not yet completely back on her feet.
[15:21] Sword Maiden
    Her wounds are heavy, deep, and painful.
[15:26] Sword Maiden
    But she has taken the first step.
[15:29] Sword Maiden
    She is earnestly doing the best that she can.
[15:34] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[15:36] Sword Maiden
    Any thoughts about me?
[15:39] Goblin Slayer
    I heard about you during my travels.
[15:41] Goblin Slayer
    I've brought something
    with ancient text on it.
[15:44] Sword Maiden
    Yes, so I've heard.
[15:55] Sword Maiden
    Yes, this is old.
    Quite ancient text, in fact.
[15:59] Sword Maiden
    The words may pertain to magic.
[16:02] Goblin Slayer
    Is there anything written
    about goblins there?
[16:04] Sword Maiden
    I'm afraid I cannot say.
[16:07] Sword Maiden
    I would have to read more.
[16:10] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Then I'm not interested.
    You can have that thing.
[16:14] Sword Maiden
    Are you leaving again so soon?
[16:16] Goblin Slayer
    I'm heading south.
[16:19] Sword Maiden
    This doesn't seem to concern goblins.
[16:23] Goblin Slayer
    One of my comrades... invited
    me somewhere. I couldn't refuse.
[16:28] Sword Maiden
    How nice of you...
[16:31] Sword Maiden
    You're so mean.
[16:36] Goblin Slayer
    There's no telling when or
    where goblins may appear.
[16:40] Sword Maiden
    Indeed.
[16:44] Sword Maiden
    If you're going by river, please be careful.
[16:48] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins?
[16:49] Sword Maiden
    We've gotten reports of many sunken ships.
[16:57] Sword Maiden
    Please stay safe.
[17:50] Priestess
    We ended up buying these as recommended...
[17:54] Priestess
    but are we actually going to wear them?
[17:56] Cow Girl
    I'm pretty sure this is too small for me.
[18:01] High Elf Archer
    Surprising, right?
    Humes think of the silliest things.
[18:05] High Elf Archer
    I thought they were pretty cool.
[18:07] Guild Girl
    Well, the capital is ahead in everything.
[18:10] Guild Girl
    It's only recently we started to expose our
    hands and feet and show a little more skin.
[18:14] Dwarf Shaman
    Here you go, Scaly.
[18:15] Lizardman Priest
    Why, thank you.
[18:22] Lizardman Priest
    Hmm, quite delicious,
[18:24] Lizardman Priest
    but it makes me long for that farm
    goodness to go along with it.
[18:28] Dwarf Shaman
    I see you've improved your tastes.
[18:31] Dwarf Shaman
    Now, let's see how Beard-cutter is doing.
[18:37] Dwarf Shaman
    I didn't think we'd end up taking a raft.
[18:42] Goblin Slayer
    We were able to rent this.
    Nothing else matters.
[18:48] Dwarf Shaman
    Spears?
[18:50] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not skilled enough to
    shoot arrows in the water.
[18:53] Goblin Slayer
    Even with throwing weapons,
    we won't be able to pick up any rocks.
[18:58] Goblin Slayer
    Yet we still need to be
    prepared. More than usual.
[19:01] Dwarf Shaman
    You're talking about the
    other ships that were sunk?
[19:03] Dwarf Shaman
    I heard about them, too,
    and that they weren't accidents.
[19:06] Goblin Slayer
    It might've been goblins.
    We're better off thinking that.
[19:10] Goblin Slayer
    For everything.
[19:12] Priestess
    Oh, is this that bank?
[19:14] High Elf Archer
    Yup, it sure is!
[19:17] High Elf Archer
    Though the last time I
    went by, we were walking.
[19:20] Guild Girl
    What are you two talking about?
[19:23] Priestess
    I wonder.
[19:25] High Elf Archer
    Indeed.
[19:27] Guild Girl
    Well, that just makes me sad.
[19:29] Guild Girl
    I always work my hardest for you,
    and you're keeping secrets from me.
[19:36] Cow Girl
    Um, I'd like to hear about this, too.
[19:38] Cow Girl
    I'd like to hear about all kinds
    of things outside of town.
[19:41] High Elf Archer
    Well, in that case...
[19:44] High Elf Archer
    This was actually before I met Orcbolg...
[19:56] Goblin Slayer
    Let's switch once that opens.
[19:57] Lizardman Priest
    Understood.
[20:37] Cow Girl
    Wow...
[20:38] High Elf Archer
    Up ahead is my homeland.
[20:41] High Elf Archer
    How do you like that? I bet you dwarves
    can't make anything like this.
[20:44] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, this is the work of the gods.
[20:47] Dwarf Shaman
    This is the perfection that we strive for...
[20:54] Dwarf Shaman
    But this wasn't the work
    of the elves, either.
[20:56] High Elf Archer
    Grr!
[20:57] Priestess
    This is amazing.
[20:59] Guild Girl
    I'd seen this in some of the
    documents we have at the guild,
[21:01] Guild Girl
    but it's quite astonishing to see in person!
[21:10] Goblin Slayer
    What do you think?
[21:11] Lizardman Priest
    Hmm... Be it from above or below...
[21:14] Lizardman Priest
    Since we're not on the ocean, we do not
    have to worry about kraken in the rivers.
[21:18] Goblin Slayer
    What's a kraken?
[21:22] Lizardman Priest
    They are most likely
    going to come from above.
[21:24] Goblin Slayer
    Probably.
[21:36] Goblin Slayer
    Wear these.
[21:37] Cow Girl
    Got it. Here.
[21:39] Guild Girl
    Thanks.
[21:47] Lizardman Priest
    I would wager they'll come from the cliffs.
[21:50] High Elf Archer
    Something's coming.
[21:52] High Elf Archer
    A lot of them.
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[00:04] Lizardman Priest
    I would wager they'll come from the cliffs.
[00:06] High Elf Archer
    Something's coming.
[00:08] High Elf Archer
    A lot of them.
[00:16] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[00:18] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[00:22] Priestess
    Protection!
[00:26] Priestess
    I-If this is the extent of it, we should be...
[00:32] High Elf Archer
    Goblins!
[02:08] Goblin Slayer
    Take the rudder.
[02:09] Lizardman Priest
    Understood!
[02:10] High Elf Archer
    Why, you little...
[02:21] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know if we can finish them off.
    Loosen the heads on your arrows.
[02:25] High Elf Archer
    That's really crafty...
[02:29] High Elf Archer
    Hup!
[02:33] High Elf Archer
    Tch.
[02:41] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, a spear launcher?
[02:44] Lizardman Priest
    That's quite nostalgic.
[02:47] Goblin Slayer
    You know what this is?
[02:48] Lizardman Priest
    It was used quite commonly among
    the warriors in my village.
[02:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Is that gonna reach them?
[02:54] Goblin Slayer
    That won't be a problem.
[02:56] Dwarf Shaman
    In that case...
[02:59] Dwarf Shaman
    'Tis time for a banquet, Undine.
    Now, come sing, dance, and play!
[03:07] Dwarf Shaman
    Control Spirit!
[03:10] Dwarf Shaman
    I don't seem to get along with this one too
    well, so I can't increase the speed much.
[03:14] Goblin Slayer
    This is plenty.
[03:20] Goblin Slayer
    This is basically leaving it up to luck.
[03:25] Goblin Slayer
    We don't know how many there are,
    so we can't finish them off.
[03:29] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer,
[03:30] Lizardman Priest
    would it be all right if our goal was
    to escape rather than slaughter?
[03:37] Goblin Slayer
    Of course it's not all right. But...
[03:41] Goblin Slayer
    We can discuss that after we're through this.
[03:44] Goblin Slayer
    How's our defense?
[03:46] Priestess
    I can still... hold up. I'll try another layer.
[03:51] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[04:03] Priestess
    Wh-What's that?
[04:08] Guild Girl
    They're trying to sink our raft!
[04:23] High Elf Archer
    Ugh! They're so noisy and in the way!
[04:26] Dwarf Shaman
    I'm gonna have the undine lift the raft, so you
    keep shootin' some arrows or something.
[04:31] High Elf Archer
    What do you mean, "or something"?!
[04:47] Goblin Slayer
    So they learned from the lock.
[04:49] Goblin Slayer
    This is basically the same
    as stepping into their nest.
[04:55] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother...
[05:02] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please, by your
    revered hand, cleanse us of our corruption.
[05:09] Priestess
    Purify!
[05:23] High Elf Archer
    Wow...
[05:25] Priestess
    Now's our chance. Please hurry.
[05:28] Goblin Slayer
    Eventually, I'm going to hunt down their
    nest and kill them all. Now, it's your turn.
[05:32] Lizardman Priest
    Understood!
[05:33] Lizardman Priest
    Bao Long, honored ancestor,
    Cretaceous ruler, I borrow now thy terror!
[06:12] Priestess
    I didn't think we were going
    to wear these so soon.
[06:18] High Elf Archer
    I mean, if we knew we
    were gonna get that wet,
[06:20] High Elf Archer
    we should've worn them to begin with.
[06:23] High Elf Archer
    I don't understand going into
    the water with any clothes on.
[06:29] Lizardman Priest
    Oh?
[06:31] Lizardman Priest
    I do not understand the appeal
    of skin without scales,
[06:34] Lizardman Priest
    but I do believe all of you look lovely.
[06:37] High Elf Archer
    Really? That's good, I guess.
[06:40] Dwarf Shaman
    I guess there's not much point in saying
    much about how these lasses look now.
[06:45] Guild Girl
    Yeah. I'm even a bit jealous.
[06:51] Cow Girl
    Oh, what do you think?
[06:53] Goblin Slayer
    I don't really understand it.
    I think it looks good on all of you.
[06:58] Cow Girl
    I think you need to learn a
    bit more about how girls feel.
[07:05] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:07] Guild Girl
    Well, I think Goblin Slayer
    is fine just the way he is.
[07:11] Priestess
    Not to mention... being stared
    at too long is... embarrassing.
[07:18] High Elf Archer
    So you just need us to catch
    some fish from the river?
[07:21] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[07:26] High Elf Archer
    Yeah.
[07:29] Cow Girl
    Adventurers sure are amazing.
[07:32] Cow Girl
    You come to places like this
    all the time, don't you?
[07:35] Priestess
    I wouldn't say all the time...
[07:37] High Elf Archer
    Yup. Usually, we're covered in gross,
    slimy stuff and stinking. It's awful.
[07:42] High Elf Archer
    But this is for my sister's wedding,
    so I need to make sure I'm nice and clean.
[07:46] Cow Girl
    I thought about that a lot when I was little.
[07:50] Guild Girl
    Is it something you've always wanted?
[07:52] Cow Girl
    Er, no, I mean...
[07:56] Cow Girl
    Um, I wasn't talking about
    being an adventurer.
[08:00] Guild Girl
    Oh, you mean a princess?
[08:02] Cow Girl
    Don't say it out loud!
[08:03] Guild Girl
    Or did you mean a bride?
[08:05] Cow Girl
    Don't make me say it out loud!
[08:07] Guild Girl
    Hey, that's cold!
[08:10] Priestess
    But being a bride does sound lovely.
[08:17] Dwarf Shaman
    Isn't it a bit dangerous to let
    the lasses frolic on their own?
[08:22] Goblin Slayer
    I'll just need to protect them.
[08:24] Goblin Slayer
    And I want her to be able to relax
    since we're going to her home.
[08:30] Lizardman Priest
    After all is said and done,
    Sir Goblin Slayer is like Maiasaura.
[08:37] Goblin Slayer
    What?
[08:37] Lizardman Priest
    It means that, despite appearances,
    you have a tendency to worry about others.
[08:43] Goblin Slayer
    Is that something so impressive?
[08:45] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not impressive at all.
[08:48] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, even mithril wouldn't
    know its own worth.
[08:56] Lizardman Priest
    Whatever the case may be,
    we are already in the land of the elves.
[09:00] Lizardman Priest
    I don't think the goblins will
    try anything too reckless.
[09:05] Goblin Slayer
    You really think so?
[09:07] Goblin Slayer
    I also thought that.
[09:09] Dwarf Shaman
    Is that so? Well, anyway, have a drink.
[09:13] Dwarf Shaman
    Just make sure you don't black out.
[09:19] High Elf Archer
    Okay, one more!
[09:20] Cow Girl
    Take that!
[09:21] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[09:24] Cow Girl
    Take that!
[09:25] Guild Girl
    Stop that!
[09:26] High Elf Archer
    Come on! You're gonna scare the fish away!
[09:35] Priestess
    Are we close now?
[09:37] High Elf Archer
    Yup. We're probably right on the
    border of the forest and the village.
[09:41] High Elf Archer
    They might actually find us first.
[09:43] Cow Girl
    I bet an elven bride is super pretty.
[09:46] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah!
[09:48] High Elf Archer
    My sister's beautiful!
    She is a high elf, after all!
[09:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, so are you.
[09:56] Lizardman Priest
    I do hope they will welcome my kind.
[09:59] Guild Girl
    I need to properly greet your sister, as well.
[10:03] Guild Girl
    And tell her how much help you've been.
[10:08] High Elf Archer
    My sister's fine...
    but my brother's another story.
[10:12] Goblin Slayer
    You have a brother, too?
[10:14] High Elf Archer
    I mean my cousin. My sister's groom.
[10:17] High Elf Archer
    He's always been in love with my sister,
    but he'd always try and act high and mighty.
[10:23] Priestess
    But since they're getting married,
    they must've come to understand each other.
[10:28] High Elf Archer
    I mean, it was always obvious.
[10:30] High Elf Archer
    I have no idea what she
    even sees in him, though.
[10:34] High Elf Archer
    Sometimes, when elves court
    each other, they sing.
[10:38] High Elf Archer
    He tried to sing about his
    supposed heroic feats,
[10:41] High Elf Archer
    so I smacked him and made some corrections.
[10:43] Lizardman Priest
    Oho, did you now, Lady Archer?
[10:45] High Elf Archer
    I let my sister deal with him.
[10:50] Dwarf Shaman
    Are you serious?
[10:52] High Elf Archer
    Totally!
[11:12] Goblin Slayer
    Homeland... That sounds nice.
[11:15] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah. That's where my heart is.
[11:24] Goblin Slayer
    And there are goblins near there.
[11:42] Helmeted Elf
    Get up! Where do you think you are?
[11:47] Goblin Slayer
    Oh, an elf.
[11:48] Helmeted Elf
    That's right. You are within elven territory.
[11:54] Helmeted Elf
    Can you even fight with that sword?
[11:57] Goblin Slayer
    Against goblins, yes.
[12:02] Helmeted Elf
    Oh? A barbarian and a dwarf, as well?
[12:06] Lizardman Priest
    I am a lizardman.
[12:10] Helmeted Elf
    Adventurers, eh? You must've been the
    ones fighting the goblins yesterday.
[12:17] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:18] Helmeted Elf
    We took care of the remnants that
    you didn't finish off yesterday.
[12:24] Helmeted Elf
    I have questions.
[12:26] Helmeted Elf
    The arrows that wounded the
    goblins belong to our kind.
[12:31] Helmeted Elf
    But I can't imagine that girl would
    shoot a pathetic arrow like this.
[12:37] Helmeted Elf
    Tell me what you've done with her.
    Depending on your answer...
[12:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Is this the one who tried to win a lass with
    his heroic feats instead of a love letter?
[12:46] Lizardman Priest
    It does indeed seem like the lad who
    elaborated his tales for his love.
[12:51] Helmeted Elf
    H-How dare— Both of you!
    Where did you hear of that?!
[12:54] Goblin Slayer
    The girl you're looking
    for is right over there.
[13:00] Helmeted Elf
    Daughter of Starwind, are you here?!
[13:03] Priestess
    Huh?
[13:04] Cow Girl
    Wha?
[13:09] High Elf Archer
    Huh? Elder Brother?
    Oh, you came to fetch us.
[13:26] Helmeted Elf
    I am sorry to summon you back here
    when you've just started your journey.
[13:31] High Elf Archer
    Really? I mean, it's still been some years.
[13:35] High Elf Archer
    It's nice to see you again, Elder Brother.
[13:37] Helmeted Elf
    You reek of humans now.
[13:41] Lizardman Priest
    My homeland is also impressive,
    but the land of the elves is quite a sight.
[13:48] Helmeted Elf
    It's been growing ever
    since the age of the gods.
[13:51] Helmeted Elf
    Mortals may be able to enter,
    but they wouldn't be able to leave.
[13:55] Helmeted Elf
    But I never thought that the Orcbolg I
    kept hearing about was someone like you.
[14:01] Goblin Slayer
    I have no idea what others think of me.
[14:04] Goblin Slayer
    More importantly,
    what's the deal with those goblins?
[14:07] Helmeted Elf
    Well, it's been rather hot lately,
[14:09] Helmeted Elf
    and those creatures seem to come
    out in droves when it's hot.
[14:12] Goblin Slayer
    Lately?
[14:13] Helmeted Elf
    For the last ten years or so.
[14:15] Helmeted Elf
    It's been like this ever since there
    was a fuss over the Demon Gods recently.
[14:20] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Recently...
[14:22] Priestess
    Perhaps the elves don't care
    much about the goblins?
[14:27] Guild Girl
    I'm sure it's more of a
    matter of scale than danger.
[14:31] Guild Girl
    I mean, we're hearing from the people
    who actually witnessed the event.
[14:38] Priestess
    Witnessed what?
[14:40] Guild Girl
    The battle of the gods.
[14:43] Guild Girl
    Demon Gods, dragons, Dark Gods, demon lords,
[14:46] Guild Girl
    and all kinds of awful creatures
    from another dimension...
[14:49] Guild Girl
    So in comparison, I'm sure
    goblins aren't a big deal.
[14:54] Cow Girl
    I see...
[14:55] Cow Girl
    Yeah.
[14:57] Helmeted Elf
    I have something more pressing on my mind.
[15:00] Helmeted Elf
    It appears as though
    The One That Stops the Waters
[15:03] Helmeted Elf
    is getting closer to the village lately.
[15:05] Goblin Slayer
    What's that?
[15:07] Helmeted Elf
    An ancient thing that lives in the forest.
    We've been told to not lay a hand on it.
[15:13] Helmeted Elf
    Since it lives in a different territory
    from ours, it rarely shows itself, but...
[15:18] High Elf Archer
    Does it actually exist?
[15:20] Helmeted Elf
    I've seen its tracks many times.
[15:23] Helmeted Elf
    Grandfather claims he saw the
    creature itself when he was young.
[15:26] High Elf Archer
    Uh, and how long ago was that?!
[15:44] Cow Girl
    This is truly amazing...
[15:46] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[15:47] Cow Girl
    The capital was lovely itself, but...
[15:51] Dwarf Shaman
    This is quite impressive indeed.
[15:53] Lizardman Priest
    Quite. My home is also in the forest,
    but this looks quite different.
[16:02] High Elf Archer
    I welcome all of you to my home!
[16:13] Cow Girl
    This is nice.
[16:15] Priestess
    It is.
[16:18] Guild Girl
    I've known a few elf
    adventurers over the years,
[16:21] Guild Girl
    but this is the first time I've
    been invited to their home.
[16:23] High Elf Archer
    So, what are we going to do now?
[16:26] Helmeted Elf
    Well, we have a bath and lunch ready
    for you. What would you like to do?
[16:31] Goblin Slayer
    I'm going to unpack.
    Goblins may show up at any moment.
[16:35] High Elf Archer
    Then I'll stay behind, too.
    My sister might show up, anyway.
[16:40] Dwarf Shaman
    Why don't we get some food
    while the lasses bathe?
[16:46] Lizardman Priest
    That sounds like a good idea.
[16:50] Priestess
    Make sure you actually eat and
    take a bath, too, Goblin Slayer.
[16:57] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[17:07] High Elf Archer
    Hey, Orcbolg. What are you doing?
[17:10] Goblin Slayer
    Do you remember the goblin champion?
[17:13] High Elf Archer
    The one from Water Town a year ago, right?
[17:15] High Elf Archer
    How could I ever forget?
[17:17] Goblin Slayer
    This is just preparation should we ever face
    one of those or something similar again.
[17:22] High Elf Archer
    Huh...
[17:24] High Elf Archer
    How'd you even think of
    making something so bulky?
[17:28] Goblin Slayer
    Well, it's not sold anywhere.
[17:29] High Elf Archer
    That's not what I mean.
[17:31] High Elf Archer
    If it were up to me... I'd do this.
[17:36] Goblin Slayer
    What is that?
[17:37] High Elf Archer
    Look! If you do this, it makes a sound!
[17:41] Goblin Slayer
    And what good does that do?
[17:42] High Elf Archer
    It's fun!
[17:51] High Elf Archer
    Wh-Whoa! Elder Sister! What, why?!
[17:55] Forest Princess
    What do you mean? I came to greet you.
[17:58] Forest Princess
    More importantly, what's that doing out?
[18:01] High Elf Archer
    Er, I, uh... It's not what you think.
[18:06] Forest Princess
    First of all, you—
[18:08] Forest Princess
    Oh, my. Pardon me.
[18:10] Goblin Slayer
    It's fine.
[18:11] Forest Princess
    So... You must be Orcbolg.
[18:15] Goblin Slayer
    That's what she calls me.
[18:18] Forest Princess
    You are far more dashing
    than I've heard in songs.
[18:24] Goblin Slayer
    Songs are songs. I'm just me.
[18:26] Forest Princess
    My... Thank you for always
    looking after my little sister.
[18:30] Forest Princess
    She's not causing you too
    much trouble, is she?
[18:35] Goblin Slayer
    No. She's always helping us out.
[18:37] Forest Princess
    If you find any other more capable ranger,
    hunter, or scout while you're here,
[18:41] Forest Princess
    please feel free to cast my sister aside.
[18:44] Goblin Slayer
    It's not just about skill.
[18:54] Forest Princess
    Oh, she's—
[18:55] Goblin Slayer
    I know.
[18:56] High Elf Archer
    Hey, uh, Orcbolg?!
[19:05] Goblin Slayer
    I killed them.
[19:10] Goblin Slayer
    I killed them all.
[19:25] Forest Princess
    I see. So he was the one who
    saved her from the ogre.
[19:31] High Elf Archer
    It wasn't just Orcbolg, though.
[19:34] Forest Princess
    I'm aware of that.
[19:39] Forest Princess
    You saved her. You and your friends.
[19:43] High Elf Archer
    Well, I need to prove what I
    can do every once in a while.
[19:47] Forest Princess
    In that case... haven't you done enough?
[19:50] High Elf Archer
    What do you mean?
[19:52] Forest Princess
    Kuchukahatari.
[19:56] High Elf Archer
    Are you telling me to
    stop being an adventurer?
[19:59] Forest Princess
    You're putting yourself in danger
[20:01] Forest Princess
    and only earning a small sum
    of money in return, aren't you?
[20:03] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah...
[20:06] Forest Princess
    The lizardman is one thing,
[20:09] Forest Princess
    but I don't think it's a good idea for
    you to be associating with dwarves.
[20:13] Forest Princess
    People might talk.
[20:14] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, there's definitely
    nothing to worry about there.
[20:18] Forest Princess
    And then there's him.
[20:20] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg?
[20:21] Forest Princess
    Yes. The songs made him sound like a hero...
[20:26] Forest Princess
    He doesn't look like one to me, though.
[20:30] High Elf Archer
    Well, songs are songs.
[20:33] Forest Princess
    Why are you with a man like him?
[20:36] High Elf Archer
    Why? I mean...
[20:41] High Elf Archer
    I don't really know. Maybe it's because
    I can't just leave him alone,
[20:45] High Elf Archer
    and he never bores me. That's it.
[20:49] Forest Princess
    And that's why you still
    continue to slay goblins?
[20:52] High Elf Archer
    Well, he's also helping out as
    vanguard on our adventures.
[20:55] Forest Princess
    You know what's going to happen.
    In that case...
[20:59] High Elf Archer
    We all just have one life, Elder Sister.
[21:03] High Elf Archer
    Elves and humans.
    Same goes for dwarves and lizardmen, too.
[21:07] High Elf Archer
    We're all the same in that sense.
[21:09] Forest Princess
    Could it be that you...
[21:20] High Elf Archer
    Elder Sister, go inside!
[21:27] Goblin Slayer
    What happened?
[21:28] High Elf Archer
    Don't go throwing other
    people's weapons around!
[21:31] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins?
[21:32] High Elf Archer
    I'm not sure. Take care of my sister.
[21:34] Goblin Slayer
    Right.
[21:38] Goblin Slayer
    Stay down and head into the room.
[21:40] Forest Princess
    A-Are you suggesting I crawl on the floor?!
[21:58] Goblin Slayer
    Oh, is that an elephant?
[22:00] High Elf Archer
    No!
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[00:04] Goblin Slayer
    Oh, is that an elephant?
[00:05] High Elf Archer
    No!
[00:07] High Elf Archer
    That's The One That Stops the Waters...
    Mokele Mubenbe!
[01:50] Dwarf Shaman
    What's going on here?
[01:52] Goblin Slayer
    A creature called something-or-other
    is causing havoc.
SIGN    Jungle Cruise
[01:55] Goblin Slayer
    Where are the other two?
[01:56] Priestess
    I had them go back to their rooms.
[01:57] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[02:02] Lizardman Priest
    They are having some trouble.
[02:04] High Elf Archer
    Well, we can't just shoot it dead.
    It's as precious as any other living thing.
[02:09] Priestess
    Then let's figure out a way
    to return it to the forest.
[02:18] Goblin Slayer
    Look. On its back.
[02:22] Priestess
    A goblin rider?
[02:23] Goblin Slayer
    It doesn't seem to have much control
    over it. What do you think?
[02:27] Lizardman Priest
    If you want to take down a general,
    take down its horse.
[02:30] Lizardman Priest
    But if you want to take down the horse,
    take down its general.
[02:34] Goblin Slayer
    We'll have to be prepared.
[02:38] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to kill the goblin first.
[02:40] Goblin Slayer
    No matter the circumstances,
    there's no point in allowing it to live.
[02:44] Helmeted Elf
    Hey.
[02:45] Helmeted Elf
    What are you lot doing?
[02:47] High Elf Archer
    Oh, Elder Brother. Don't worry. We're fine.
[02:50] High Elf Archer
    This happens all the time.
[02:54] Helmeted Elf
    But...
[02:59] Goblin Slayer
    This is my job.
[03:01] Goblin Slayer
    Slaying goblins... is my job.
[03:14] High Elf Archer
    Hup!
[03:19] High Elf Archer
    This may be a bit rude, but...
[03:31] High Elf Archer
    It's headed your way!
[03:42] Dwarf Shaman
    Drink and sing, spirits!
[03:45] Dwarf Shaman
    Show me dreams of fire wine!
[03:50] Lizardman Priest
    Stupor. Well played.
[03:53] Dwarf Shaman
    Why don't we just consider ourselves even?
[03:59] Dwarf Shaman
    All right. You're up, Beard-cutter!
[04:02] Goblin Slayer
    Right.
[04:09] Goblin Slayer
    All right. Drop it!
[04:13] Cow Girl and Guild Girl
    Ready, and...
[04:16] Goblin Slayer
    I need you to get ready to heal.
    We can't let it get hurt.
[04:19] Priestess
    Right.
[04:37] Priestess
    D-Did we take it down?
[04:39] Goblin Slayer
    We did, pretty literally. Are you ready?
[04:42] Priestess
    Yes. I'll go right away.
[04:44] Dwarf Shaman
    I suppose I'll go help her out.
[04:55] Helmeted Elf
    That's an old method of capturing large prey.
[04:59] Helmeted Elf
    Where did you learn that?
[05:01] Goblin Slayer
    Is there another village up ahead?
    It doesn't have to be an elven one.
[05:06] Helmeted Elf
    No, there isn't.
[05:08] Helmeted Elf
    There are, at times, random
    adventurers who wander in...
[05:10] Helmeted Elf
    but most of them don't make it back.
[05:13] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[05:21] Helmeted Elf
    You never answered my question.
[05:24] Goblin Slayer
    My father was a hunter in a village.
[05:27] Goblin Slayer
    That's it.
SIGN    Sister.
SIGN    There you go, climbing there. So filthy.
SIGN    Well, you're up here, too, Elder Sister.
SIGN    What were you doing?
SIGN    Oh? Don't you need to be in a meeting?
SIGN    I'll leave that to the men.
SIGN    Are you going?
SIGN    It's not like I can leave them alone.
SIGN    Do you really understand?
SIGN    The lives of humans are very short.
SIGN    Just like a twinkling star...
SIGN    They disappear.
SIGN    Why, I do know that, Elder Sister.
[06:13] High Elf Archer
    And that's exactly why I think...
[06:16] High Elf Archer
    He may only have a few
    decades left in his life.
[06:20] High Elf Archer
    It might even end tomorrow.
[06:23] High Elf Archer
    If that's the case, I figured it
    wouldn't hurt for me to stick around.
[06:27] High Elf Archer
    That's what it means to be friends.
[06:30] Forest Princess
    Farewells are difficult.
[06:32] High Elf Archer
    Nah, it's not that big a deal.
[06:36] High Elf Archer
    It's like the dwarf said...
[06:39] High Elf Archer
    "The pain of a hangover is just
    one of the joys of drinking!"
[06:45] Forest Princess
    I guess there's no convincing you.
[06:47] Forest Princess
    You've always been like that.
[06:49] Forest Princess
    You never listen to what I say.
[06:52] High Elf Archer
    Oh? Well, I can say the same about you.
[06:54] High Elf Archer
    You just snuck out of the meeting.
[06:57] High Elf Archer
    And what do you even like about that
    overly serious bonehead, anyway?
[07:00] High Elf Archer
    I don't get it at all.
[07:02] High Elf Archer
    Ow...
[07:03] Forest Princess
    You have the nerve to say that to me?
[07:05] High Elf Archer
    Why do you have to be so mean?
[07:08] Forest Princess
    You need to come back safely.
[07:11] Forest Princess
    I'll be waiting for you.
[07:16] High Elf Archer
    I will.
[07:19] Dwarf Shaman
    Come now, groom-to-be! Have a drink with me!
[07:22] Helmeted Elf
    What's the meaning of this?
[07:24] Dwarf Shaman
    Everyone knows that
    before a man gets married,
[07:27] Dwarf Shaman
    all the lads get together
    to drink and be merry!
[07:29] Helmeted Elf
    The wedding is still days away,
    and we're in the middle of our meeting.
[07:34] Dwarf Shaman
    This is the problem with you elves.
    You worry about the smallest things.
[07:39] Lizardman Priest
    You can just think of this
    as our social gathering.
[07:44] Helmeted Elf
    Are you leaving?
[07:46] Goblin Slayer
    Of course.
[07:47] Goblin Slayer
    There are goblins.
    There's no way I'd leave them alive.
[07:50] Helmeted Elf
    Then how do you plan to attack them?
[07:53] Helmeted Elf
    If the goblins' nest is deep in that forest...
[07:56] Goblin Slayer
    Should we go by land or water?
    What do you think?
[07:59] Lizardman Priest
    The path through the deep forest might
    prove difficult for our Lady Priestess.
[08:03] Lizardman Priest
    The best option may be by water.
[08:06] Goblin Slayer
    The problem is the raft.
    We have no cover from the arrows.
[08:09] Goblin Slayer
    We're basically asking them to sink the raft.
[08:11] Lizardman Priest
    And we don't have time to
    make adjustments to it.
[08:14] Lizardman Priest
    Do you have any thoughts
    on this, Sir Spellcaster?
[08:17] Dwarf Shaman
    Hmm...
[08:19] Dwarf Shaman
    I think the best I can do is have
    the wind spirits protect us.
[08:23] Dwarf Shaman
    I don't get along with them too well, though.
[08:25] Helmeted Elf
    In that case, I can ask the sylphs for you.
[08:28] Dwarf Shaman
    That would be great.
[08:32] Helmeted Elf
    To be honest, I still can't believe it.
[08:36] Helmeted Elf
    This is the village of the elves.
    Would the goblins really make a nest near here?
[08:40] Helmeted Elf
    I truly can't believe they'd do such a thing.
[08:44] Goblin Slayer
    That's what I thought, too.
[08:46] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins are foolish, but they're
    not completely stupid.
[08:49] Goblin Slayer
    They are cunning. But...
[08:55] Goblin Slayer
    Do you think they're smart enough to
    think that elves are their enemies?
[09:00] Goblin Slayer
    They don't think about what's
    going to happen next.
[09:02] Goblin Slayer
    They're just thinking,
[09:04] Goblin Slayer
    "The stupid elves are living carefree lives,
    so let's attack them,
[09:07] Goblin Slayer
    rob them, rape them, and kill them." That's it.
[09:10] Goblin Slayer
    Before you know it, they build a nest near
    your village and start to steal things.
[09:14] Goblin Slayer
    Next, they'll go after people...
    and lastly, the village.
[09:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Not to mention that you lot are so darn slow.
[09:22] Dwarf Shaman
    No wonder it takes you all
    centuries to find a wife.
[09:26] Helmeted Elf
    Don't bring that up.
[09:28] Lizardman Priest
    Now, now, let's drink.
[09:29] Helmeted Elf
    Indeed.
[09:35] Helmeted Elf
    Well, you know about my sister-in-law.
[09:38] Goblin Slayer
    Yes. We've known her for a year...
    about a year and a half.
[09:42] Helmeted Elf
    And I'm marrying her older sister.
[09:44] Helmeted Elf
    I've been anxious for days, and I personally
    don't think she likes me back.
[09:52] Lizardman Priest
    Well, Sir Goblin Slayer is a younger brother.
    Do you have any thoughts?
[09:57] Helmeted Elf
    Ah, so you have an older sister.
[09:59] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not sure. I only ever
    caused trouble for my sister.
[10:04] Dwarf Shaman
    As you should as a child.
    That's nothing to worry about.
[10:08] Goblin Slayer
    I can't agree with that.
[10:10] Goblin Slayer
    If I hadn't been around, my sister
    probably would have left our village.
[10:17] Goblin Slayer
    She would've been better off that way.
[10:20] Goblin Slayer
    I'm the one who kept my sister
    trapped in our village.
[10:23] Helmeted Elf
    What is this foolishness?
[10:25] Helmeted Elf
    No matter who you are, everyone is precious.
[10:30] Helmeted Elf
    Throughout the universe,
    everyone has but one life.
[10:36] Helmeted Elf
    Being in a different place
    doesn't change that.
[10:39] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[10:40] Helmeted Elf
    Indeed.
[10:41] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[10:43] Goblin Slayer
    But I still caused her a lot of trouble.
    And she couldn't get married.
[10:49] Lizardman Priest
    In that case, you'll just
    have to make it up to her.
[10:53] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. I fully intend to.
[11:02] Acolyte
    Well?
[11:03] Sword Maiden
    I do remember this.
[11:06] Acolyte
    Did you figure it out?
[11:07] Sword Maiden
    Yes! And if he finds out about it,
    it should help him.
[11:14] Sword Maiden
    But he probably won't be very interested.
[11:20] Sword Maiden
    Please prepare paper, a quill, and pigeons.
[11:24] Acolyte
    You're not going to write
    another love letter, are you?
[11:27] Sword Maiden
    Of course not! This is a letter for
    His Majesty and the head of the elves!
[11:31] Sword Maiden
    Even I know the difference between
    business and personal matters!
[11:33] Acolyte
    Yes, of course.
[11:35] Acolyte
    So does this mean the threat
    to the world hasn't yet ended,
[11:38] Acolyte
    and the seeds of adventure are
    spread throughout the world?
[11:41] Sword Maiden
    Yes. The enemy is strong,
    and the enemy is fearsome.
[11:46] Sword Maiden
    The world may even be destroyed.
[11:49] Sword Maiden
    But if he is going to save the people,
    we will need to save the world.
[11:59] Cow Girl
    You're going already?
[12:02] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:03] Goblin Slayer
    The goblins' nest is most likely upstream.
[12:07] Goblin Slayer
    This place is doomed if they poison the river.
[12:10] Cow Girl
    That... wouldn't be good.
[12:13] Cow Girl
    Um... be careful out there, okay?
[12:16] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[12:19] Goblin Slayer
    Same goes to you... and the others.
[12:26] Guild Girl
    Did he leave?
[12:28] Cow Girl
    Are you sure you didn't want to see him off?
[12:30] Guild Girl
    Well... I don't want him
    to see me without makeup.
[12:36] Cow Girl
    I mean, I understand...
[12:39] Cow Girl
    But I'd like him to see what
    I look like all the time.
[12:44] Cow Girl
    Because this might be
    the last time I see him.
[12:49] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks for everything.
[12:51] Helmeted Elf
    It was nothing.
[12:53] Helmeted Elf
    But if you really want to thank me,
    take care of my sister-in-law.
[12:59] Goblin Slayer
    Very well. I accept.
[13:02] Helmeted Elf
    Also, take this.
[13:04] Helmeted Elf
    It's an elixir.
[13:06] Goblin Slayer
    If I don't come back,
    take care of those two for me.
[13:08] Helmeted Elf
    I accept.
[13:10] Goblin Slayer
    And take care of the goblins.
[13:13] Helmeted Elf
    Of course.
[13:14] Helmeted Elf
    The elders have received some
    kind of message from Water Town.
[13:18] Helmeted Elf
    I'm still inexperienced as a high elf.
[13:21] Helmeted Elf
    I don't know what the
    elders are planning to do.
[13:25] Goblin Slayer
    Also, be cautious of the river.
[13:29] Helmeted Elf
    You're the one who needs to be careful.
[13:32] Helmeted Elf
    There will probably be fog today.
[13:34] Helmeted Elf
    There are times when nature itself
    becomes our enemy in this forest.
[13:38] Helmeted Elf
    Be on your guard.
[13:41] Helmeted Elf
    Where you're headed right
    now is the heart of darkness.
[13:46] Goblin Slayer
    I have one more request.
[13:48] Helmeted Elf
    What is it?
[13:49] Goblin Slayer
    I'd like you to prepare one more boat for us.
[13:52] Helmeted Elf
    One more?
[14:25] Goblin Slayer
    That's one.
[14:36] High Elf Archer
    Damn it. You vermin have some nerve
    coming this close to my home.
[14:45] High Elf Archer
    Connecting two boats and having
    the one that's rowing act as a decoy?
[14:48] High Elf Archer
    That's way too much work.
[14:50] Dwarf Shaman
    The Dragontooth warriors are doing good work.
[14:56] Priestess
    Oh, but we need to slow down.
    Goblin Slayer went over there.
[15:01] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed. I will also go.
[15:04] Lizardman Priest
    Make sure you give him a good talking-to.
[15:09] Dwarf Shaman
    Couldn't you jump a bit more quietly?!
[15:26] Goblin Slayer
    A watcher... This could be
    an accidental encounter.
[15:31] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, so you think so, as well.
[15:34] Goblin Slayer
    Their attacks are too sloppy to be an ambush.
[15:38] Goblin Slayer
    There's no way I'm letting them escape alive.
[15:41] Lizardman priest
    You never thought otherwise.
[15:48] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to finish this
    before the fog dissipates.
[15:56] Goblin Slayer
    We're nearing their territory.
[15:58] Lizardman Priest
    We should probably prepare.
[16:00] Lizardman Priest
    Nothing could be more
    troublesome than them finding us.
[16:23] High Elf Archer
    Oh, right. That's what they mean by
    "The One That Stops the Waters."
[16:27] Goblin Slayer
    Stop the boat. The fog is dissipating.
[16:29] Lizardman Priest
    Understood.
[16:31] Goblin Slayer
    Well?
[16:34] Priestess
    We...
[16:36] Priestess
    We have to do something...
[16:38] Priestess
    If we leave this as it is...
[16:43] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[16:45] Goblin Slayer
    There's no way I'm leaving this alone.
[16:58] Goblin Slayer
    Let's go.
[17:01] Dwarf Shaman
    These weapons seem too good for the goblins.
[17:04] Dwarf Shaman
    Do you think they stole them?
[17:06] Goblin Slayer
    Is there any possibility
    that they made them here?
[17:08] Dwarf Shaman
    That's out of the question.
[17:10] Dwarf Shaman
    They can't use fire here.
[17:13] Dwarf Shaman
    Unless you used some sort of spell,
    blacksmithing would be impossible here.
[17:18] Goblin Slayer
    Did you find a key?
[17:19] High Elf Archer
    Yup, right here.
[17:28] Goblin Slayer
    It doesn't work.
[17:31] High Elf Archer
    That just means it's my turn.
[17:36] Priestess
    Oh, I'll hold on to that.
[17:39] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[17:42] High Elf Archer
    All right. It's open.
[17:47] High Elf Archer
    I guess we won't have to
    worry about footsteps.
[17:50] Dwarf Shaman
    We won't need to worry about any
    sudden attacks from the walls, either.
[17:54] Goblin Slayer
    As long as there are no trap doors.
[17:56] Lizardman Priest
    And as long as they don't find
    the dead bodies right outside.
[18:00] Priestess
    Let's remain alert.
[18:01] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Especially for... that one thing.
[18:05] High Elf Archer
    Mokele Mubenbe.
[18:08] Goblin Slayer
    Yes, that.
[18:09] Goblin Slayer
    One of them managed to get
    a saddle on that thing.
[18:12] Goblin Slayer
    We can't let our guard down.
[18:22] Goblin Slayer
    We're going down.
[18:37] Lizardman Priest
    The goblins really were thinking
    about poisoning the river.
[18:40] Dwarf Shaman
    And who knows what their boss is thinking?
[18:44] Goblin Slayer
    Let's find out.
[19:01] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like they poured something
    into the water here.
[19:03] Lizardman Priest
    If this flows into the river,
    this might've actually been a kind of poison.
[19:10] Goblin Slayer
    It probably is poison.
[19:12] Goblin Slayer
    You've been drinking water that's mixed
    with the excreta and blood of your comrades,
[19:16] Goblin Slayer
    as well as using it to wash your
    bodies and everything else.
[19:20] Lizardman Priest
    Which means this can be
    seen as some kind of curse.
[19:24] Goblin Slayer
    Then it's clear. That something-or-other...
[19:28] Lizardman Priest
    You mean Mokele Mubenbe?
[19:30] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[19:31] Goblin Slayer
    The one that captured it
    must be a spellcaster.
[19:35] Priestess
    A goblin shaman?
[19:37] Goblin Slayer
    Whatever the case, they're rather skilled.
[19:45] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to rest here.
[19:46] Goblin Slayer
    Once we give them a proper
    funeral, that is.
[20:07] High Elf Archer
    This has really gotten to her.
[20:11] Goblin Slayer
    Of course it has.
[20:12] Goblin Slayer
    If we always just threw corpses into the
    river, we'd be no different than goblins.
[20:17] High Elf Archer
    You're wrong!
[20:19] High Elf Archer
    We're not like goblins!
[20:21] High Elf Archer
    Say that again, and I'll get really angry.
[20:24] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Right.
[20:28] High Elf Archer
    Yeah.
[20:30] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[20:32] High Elf Archer
    For what?
[20:35] Goblin Slayer
    It ended up being goblins again.
[20:38] High Elf Archer
    That's what you were worried about?
[20:47] High Elf Archer
    I mean, I do hate exterminating goblins,
[20:50] High Elf Archer
    but this is my home.
[20:52] High Elf Archer
    My sister's going to get married.
[20:54] High Elf Archer
    I don't want any goblins nearby.
[20:57] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[20:58] High Elf Archer
    Actually, I'm the one
    complaining all the time...
[21:01] High Elf Archer
    I mean... I don't regret it.
[21:05] Goblin Slayer
    I'm not worried about it.
[21:06] High Elf Archer
    Really?
[21:07] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Because I don't know
    how to have adventures.
[21:12] High Elf Archer
    In that case, why don't we say we're even?
[21:16] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine with me.
[21:21] High Elf Archer
    All right. Your top priority right
    now is to get some sleep, Orcbolg.
[21:25] High Elf Archer
    You're our best vanguard.
[21:26] Goblin Slayer
    But...
[21:27] High Elf Archer
    I'll wake you up after a little bit.
[21:30] High Elf Archer
    Besides, if you don't sleep, I won't be able to.
[21:32] Goblin Slayer
    Sorry.
[21:34] High Elf Archer
    Make sure you actually sleep
    with your eyes closed.
[21:37] Goblin Slayer
    I will.
[21:38] High Elf Archer
    Good night.
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8 - Heart of Darkness
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SIGN    Heart of Darkness
[00:03] High Elf Archer
    So what are we going to do now?
[00:05] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to set traps and head up.
[00:07] High Elf Archer
    Traps?
[00:08] Goblin Slayer
    You'll see in a second.
[00:10] High Elf Archer
    But we're going up now?
[00:13] Goblin Slayer
    These goblins set up a base
    in a building like this.
[00:15] Goblin Slayer
    It's pretty easy to figure
    out what they're thinking.
[00:18] Goblin Slayer
    The most important one is going to be at
    either the very top or the very bottom.
[00:23] High Elf Archer
    Ah...
[00:25] Goblin Slayer
    The only problem is the...
[00:26] High Elf Archer
    Mokele Mubenbe?
[00:28] High Elf Archer
    Would you remember it already?
[00:31] Goblin Slayer
    The problem is that the one controlling
    that thing is most likely a spellcaster.
[00:40] Priestess
    Are you all right?
[00:41] Goblin Slayer
    I'm fine.
[00:42] Priestess
    Thank goodness.
[00:43] High Elf Archer
    Why didn't the ancients bother making a lift?
[00:48] High Elf Archer
    Oh.
[00:51] Lizardman Priest
    It does seem to be working.
[00:54] Lizardman Priest
    And yet...
[00:56] Lizardman Priest
    What's this?
[00:58] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, I see.
[00:59] Lizardman Priest
    This doesn't move by key. It moves by code.
[01:04] Priestess
    What about this?
[01:06] Priestess
    At first, I thought the numbers on
    here were just associated with the key.
[01:10] Goblin Slayer
    Give it a try.
[01:12] Priestess
    Okay.
[01:27] Priestess
    It looks like we were right.
[01:29] High Elf Archer
    Do you think there are any traps?
[01:31] Goblin Slayer
    I'm sure it's not a simple enough setup
    that the goblins can mess around with it.
[01:35] Priestess
    Let's go.
[01:37] Priestess
    We must defeat the goblins.
[01:40] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[01:42] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to slay all the goblins.
[03:20] High Elf Archer
    Sorry...
[03:21] High Elf Archer
    But also... thank you, everyone.
[03:26] High Elf Archer
    I invited you all here for my sister's
    wedding, but it turned into this mess.
[03:30] Dwarf Shaman
    Eh, it's no big deal.
[03:33] Dwarf Shaman
    It feels great to make
    the elves owe me a debt.
[03:37] Dwarf Shaman
    And well, you know...
[03:40] Dwarf Shaman
    We're friends.
[03:43] Lizardman Priest
    You're always taking care of us, Lady Archer.
[03:47] Lizardman Priest
    This is nothing.
[03:50] Priestess
    Plus, you know...
[03:51] Priestess
    Any mention of goblins and
    Goblin Slayer will take off.
[03:56] Priestess
    Right?
[03:58] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[04:00] High Elf Archer
    For crying out loud...
[04:02] High Elf Archer
    We've only been around each other
    for a little over a year,
[04:06] High Elf Archer
    yet we're thick as thieves.
[04:08] Dwarf Shaman
    You'd better not forget me
    for at least a century.
[04:11] High Elf Archer
    You dwarves are so dumb.
[04:14] High Elf Archer
    Of course I'd never forget any of you.
[04:24] High Elf Archer
    All right.
[04:28] High Elf Archer
    I hear wind, footsteps, murmurings...
[04:31] High Elf Archer
    Probably a roof or an arcade.
[04:33] High Elf Archer
    There are a lot of them.
[04:34] Goblin Slayer
    I want to cut right through.
[04:37] Goblin Slayer
    What do you think?
[04:39] Lizardman Priest
    Why don't we go for the most
    orthodox method for now?
[04:43] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, you take the front.
[04:45] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Spellcaster and I will take both flanks.
[04:48] Lizardman Priest
    Lady Priestess, stay behind Lady Archer.
[04:50] Priestess
    U-Understood.
[04:52] High Elf Archer
    So you just need me to look out in
    all directions and call out support.
[04:57] Lizardman Priest
    You are the key.
[04:58] High Elf Archer
    I know.
[05:00] Dwarf Shaman
    Good grief. I am a mage, you know.
[05:03] Goblin Slayer
    We're counting on you.
[05:05] Dwarf Shaman
    Yes, yes, I know.
[05:07] Dwarf Shaman
    I'll show you just how
    manly dwarven men can be.
[05:12] Lizardman Priest
    And we lizardmen are all noble warriors.
[05:33] Goblin Slayer
    You've got this?
[05:37] Priestess
    Yes, I can do this.
[05:39] Goblin Slayer
    Once we open this,
    we're going to run. Get ready.
[05:41] High Elf Archer
    What about the spellcaster?
[05:42] Goblin Slayer
    If you find it, take it down first.
    That's the only choice we have.
[05:45] Dwarf Shaman
    I know I'm stating the obvious,
    but what a pain in the ass.
[05:49] Goblin Slayer
    Even if it casts a spell
    that affects our status,
[05:51] Goblin Slayer
    if one of us can still move,
    you'll have to regroup.
[05:54] Goblin Slayer
    As long as we don't all go down,
    we'll have a plan.
[05:57] Priestess
    And if we all go down?
[05:58] Goblin Slayer
    Just don't.
[06:01] Priestess
    Well, all right. I'll do my best
    to make sure that doesn't happen.
[06:04] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. Don't use any spells.
[06:06] Goblin Slayer
    Just miracles.
[06:07] Lizardman Priest
    Right.
[06:07] Priestess
    Okay.
[06:10] Lizardman Priest
    O sickle wings of the velociraptor...
[06:12] Lizardman Priest
    Slice, fly, and hunt!
[06:18] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[06:20] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[06:24] Goblin Slayer
    Let's go.
[06:32] Goblin Slayer
    That's one.
[06:37] Goblin Slayer
    That's two.
[06:38] Lizardman Priest
    O Great Sheep who walked the Cretaceous...
[06:41] Lizardman Priest
    Grant to us a modicum of your
    long-sung success in battle!
[06:49] Dwarf Shaman
    Damn it. I've seen more goblins
    than I want to in a whole lifetime.
[06:53] Dwarf Shaman
    You sure are cheerful, Scaly.
[06:57] High Elf Archer
    Over there! There's one with a
    weird-looking staff over there!
[07:02] Goblin Slayer
    A shaman? That's eight.
[07:04] Goblin Slayer
    Can you take it out?
[07:05] High Elf Archer
    I'll give it a try.
[07:07] Priestess
    Take that!
[07:25] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[07:29] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[07:40] High Elf Archer
    All right! You're mine!
[08:02] High Elf Archer
    Crap!
[08:04] Lizardman Priest
    Keep your senses about you!
[08:10] Priestess
    It feels like I'm underwater.
[08:16] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[08:19] Priestess
    Everyone!
[08:32] Priestess
    No...
[08:45] Priestess
    Impure.
[08:47] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[08:49] Priestess
    please, by your revered hand,
    cleanse us of our corruption.
[08:53] Priestess
    Purify!
[09:17] Priestess
    Huh?
[09:28] Priestess
    Huh?
[09:36] Priestess
    What... What have I done?
[09:46] Goblin Slayer
    Well done.
[09:50] Goblin Slayer
    Well done.
[09:56] Priestess
    R-Right...
[09:58] Goblin Slayer
    Good.
[10:09] Goblin Slayer
    That's nineteen. Stand up.
[10:13] High Elf Archer
    O-Orcbolg...
[10:14] Goblin Slayer
    Drink this.
[10:17] Goblin Slayer
    Use this!
[10:21] Dwarf Shaman
    I'm all good over here, Beard-cutter.
[10:25] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, let us regroup.
[10:27] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[10:32] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer...
[10:34] Goblin Slayer
    You did well.
[10:39] Priestess
    R-Right...
[10:42] Lizardman Priest
    Gorgosaurus, beautiful though wounded,
    may I partake in the healing of your body!
[10:53] Goblin Slayer
    We're moving ahead.
[10:54] Goblin Slayer
    Can you run?
[10:55] High Elf Archer
    I'm fine. Come on, let's go.
[10:57] Priestess
    Yes. I can also go.
[11:00] Priestess
    I will go!
[11:04] Goblin Slayer
    That's twenty-two.
[11:05] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Spellcaster, are you ready?
[11:09] Dwarf Shaman
    You bet. Considering all the
    trouble we went through for this.
[11:15] Goblin Slayer
    That's twenty-four.
[11:22] Goblin Slayer
    Jump!
[11:28] Dwarf Shaman
    Spin the buckets, gnomes!
    Make them spin and spin and let them go!
[11:35] Lizardman Priest
    Falling Control...
[11:37] Lizardman Priest
    It was good that you saved that spell.
[11:39] Dwarf Shaman
    I know what I'm doing.
[11:43] High Elf Archer
    You okay?
[11:44] Lizardman Priest
    This went well.
[11:46] Lizardman Priest
    I wasn't so sure how things
    would end up for a moment.
[11:49] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[11:51] Goblin Slayer
    This is the best way to
    take care of the goblins.
[12:24] High Elf Archer
    I-Is that going to be okay?
[12:26] Goblin Slayer
    The hole made to the fortress
    on the embankment using
[12:30] Goblin Slayer
    the Tunnel spell will eventually close up.
[12:32] Goblin Slayer
    This building won't be destroyed.
[12:33] High Elf Archer
    That's not what I meant.
    I'm talking about the water that's inside.
[12:37] Goblin Slayer
    I can't do anything about that.
[12:38] Goblin Slayer
    We'll just have to let the elves
    know later to deal with it.
[12:43] Dwarf Shaman
    And once we get back,
    there's a wedding to go to.
[12:48] Dwarf Shaman
    You haven't thought about marriage yourself?
[12:51] High Elf Archer
    Not for another thousand years, at least.
[12:53] Dwarf Shaman
    That might be too late.
[12:54] High Elf Archer
    What'd you say?!
[12:56] Lizardman Priest
    Once I become a dragon,
    may I take you as a dragon's bride?
[13:01] High Elf Archer
    Wait, what? Are you asking me out? Seriously?
[13:04] Lizardman Priest
    Well, we'll just have to
    see in a thousand years.
[13:11] Goblin Slayer
    Are you tired?
[13:12] Priestess
    Oh, no. I'm not... but maybe a little.
[13:16] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[13:20] Priestess
    Will I be able to continue believing
    in the great Earth Mother?
[13:25] Priestess
    Am I worthy of receiving miracles
    from the great Earth Mother?
[13:32] Priestess
    Have I been able to grow even
    a little from a year ago?
[13:38] Goblin Slayer
    Look.
[13:38] Priestess
    Huh?
[13:40] Goblin Slayer
    A rainbow.
[14:00] Hero
    Dawn Strike!
[14:04] Hero
    Hell! It's Hell!
[14:10] Hero
    Carbunculus... Crescunt... Iacta!
[14:17] Hero
    I can keep going, but how are
    the rest of you holding up?
[14:22] Swordmaster
    It's... probably going
    to take a little longer.
[14:27] Sage
    The flow of water has changed above.
[14:30] Sage
    It seems our opponent's
    magic circle has broken.
[14:32] Sage
    Sealing them again will be easier now.
[14:34] Hero
    Huh? I wonder if there were
    other adventurers around.
[14:38] Sword Maiden
    The gate to Hell is about to open.
[14:42] Sword Maiden
    We connected somewhere forbidden...
[14:45] Sword Maiden
    We opened the gate to transfer us to Hell.
[14:49] Sword Maiden
    Though it has been sealed,
[14:52] Sword Maiden
    the gate will eventually open again.
[14:55] Hero
    Considering that timing
    is apparently right now...
[14:57] Hero
    I can't tell if my luck is good or bad.
[15:00] Sage
    Maybe it's the elves.
[15:02] Swordmaster
    I'm not so sure.
[15:03] Swordmaster
    They're slow to act, so I'm not sure if
[15:05] Swordmaster
    they'd bother to take action
    at such an opportune time.
[15:08] Sage
    When an elf points,
[15:10] Sage
    their hand can pierce through vital points
    at the most unexpected angles.
[15:15] Hero
    Well, whatever!
[15:17] Hero
    Once we beat all these guys,
    everything will be solved!
[15:22] Hero
    Here we go!
[15:38] Priest
    And now, if you would exchange your vows.
[15:45] Helmeted Elf
    Usamiakitowotoku riinomochinneie
    inoyurun'ahowo chihionokahisatawa.
[15:53] Forest Princess
    Usamiakitowotoku oshiroyuinawoto
    kisototowo chihionokahisatawa.
[16:08] Priest
    Did you hear the blessings from the forest?
[16:11] Helmeted Elf
    Yes.
[16:12] Forest Princess
    Yes.
[16:13] Priest
    Then...
[16:28] Priest
    Their vows have been exchanged!
[16:31] Priest
    A new forest will be born
     where that arrow lands.
[16:35] Priest
    Tonight shall be regarded as
    the moonlit night in which
[16:38] Priest
    the rainbow appeared for centuries to come.
[16:50] Elf 1
    So what happened when you were
    caught in the goblins' trap?
[16:54] Dwarf Shaman
    W-Well, me and long-ear—
    I mean, your princess—were about to—
[16:59] Elf 2
    I'm sorry for all the trouble
    our princess must be causing you.
[17:04] Dwarf Shaman
    No, no, not at all.
[17:05] Dwarf Shaman
    She's actually rather quick-witted.
[17:10] Dwarf Shaman
    Hey, Scaly! Give me a hand real quick!
[17:13] Lizardman Priest
    What is the matter, Sir Spellcaster?
[17:15] Dwarf Shaman
    I can't handle all of them on my own.
[17:19] Lizardman Priest
    Well, well, in that case...
[17:22] Lizardman Priest
    Elves, how about I tell you the
    tale of the greatest lizardman,
[17:26] Lizardman Priest
    the one with black scales
    who could summon storms?
[17:30] Elf 1
    Oh, hey, I know of him.
    I've met him before.
[17:34] Lizardman Priest
    Then I hope you enjoy the truth and
    legends of a century and millennium ago.
[17:45] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, Elder Sister is definitely embarrassed.
[17:49] Goblin Slayer
    You don't need to go?
[17:52] Goblin Slayer
    This is your home, isn't it?
[17:53] High Elf Archer
    Oh, nah. It's no big deal.
[17:55] High Elf Archer
    For them, to put it in human terms,
[17:58] High Elf Archer
    it'd only feel like I was
    away for two or three days.
[18:01] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[18:02] High Elf Archer
    My sister did say she'd write me
    once things settled down.
[18:09] High Elf Archer
    Why don't you write a letter?
[18:10] High Elf Archer
    You haven't been back to
    your homeland, have you?
[18:13] Goblin Slayer
    No one would read a letter from me.
[18:16] Goblin Slayer
    I'm an incompetent younger brother.
[18:19] High Elf Archer
    Is that so? I honestly think
    you're doing a good job.
[18:23] High Elf Archer
    You're even silver-ranked.
[18:25] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[18:28] Goblin Slayer
    I see...
[18:29] High Elf Archer
    Seriously, Orcbolg.
    All you ever say is, "I see."
[18:35] Goblin Slayer
    Are you going?
[18:37] High Elf Archer
    A girl has her own ways of having fun.
[18:41] Goblin Slayer
    I'm glad...
[18:43] Goblin Slayer
    I'm glad your sister was able to get married.
[18:47] High Elf Archer
    Thanks.
[18:52] High Elf Archer
    What's the matter? You seem down.
[18:55] Priestess
    Oh, no. I'm fine...
[18:58] High Elf Archer
    Don't lie to me.
[19:00] High Elf Archer
    It doesn't matter what it is.
[19:01] High Elf Archer
    If you've got something pent up, just say it.
[19:03] High Elf Archer
    We're here to celebrate today.
[19:05] Priestess
    Then what do the vows they
    exchanged earlier mean, exactly?
[19:09] High Elf Archer
    Oh, that? They just basically
    swore they'd be together forever.
[19:15] High Elf Archer
    Of course, that's forever in elf terms.
[19:19] High Elf Archer
    Will you say a prayer?
[19:20] Priestess
    A prayer?
[19:22] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, to the Earth Mother.
[19:25] High Elf Archer
    Elves do have some ties
    with her, too, you know.
[19:30] Priestess
    Very well.
[19:34] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please, by your
    revered hand, may all their paths bear good fruit.
[19:54] Priestess
    It looks like my prayer
    reached the Earth Mother.
[19:58] High Elf Archer
    Now my sister will be all set.
[20:00] Priestess
    Yes.
[20:03] High Elf Archer
    In that case, come on. Let's go.
[20:05] Priestess
    Huh?
[20:09] High Elf Archer
    Hey, you two! Over here!
[20:14] Cow Girl
    You know, I'm really nervous.
[20:17] Cow Girl
    I've never been to a party like this before.
[20:19] Guild Girl
    Confidence is the key.
    Just be confident.
[20:22] High Elf Archer
    Oh? I guess you're used to these occasions?
[20:25] Guild Girl
    I was trained for these at home.
[20:27] Guild Girl
    Not to mention, there are parties
    like this in my line of work.
[20:31] High Elf Archer
    Huh... Well, whatever.
[20:34] High Elf Archer
    Hey, look! Let's head up front.
[20:39] Cow Girl
    What's about to start?
[20:41] High Elf Archer
    You'll see in a sec.
[20:43] Guild Girl
    Oh, is this the gift from the bride?
[20:47] Priestess
    Oh, I've heard of that before!
[20:49] Priestess
    They say the person who receives
    it will be able to get married.
[20:52] Priestess
    I've helped out at a ceremony before.
[20:55] High Elf Archer
    If she's gonna hand it out,
    it'd be a shame not to take it.
[20:59] Cow Girl
    Huh...
[21:05] Cow Girl
    Never hold back at times like these.
[21:08] Priestess
    Oh, r-right.
[21:10] Forest Princess
    Love is fate. Fate is death.
[21:16] Forest Princess
    Then may the next love and affection
    go to the maidens fated for death.
[21:44] High Elf Archer
    We then had fun for three days and three
    nights before returning to the town.
[21:50] High Elf Archer
    Quite a bit of time has passed since,
    but my sister's letter still hasn't reached me.
[21:56] High Elf Archer
    Which probably means that their
    banquet still continues today.
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[00:09] Female Bishop
    Sword Prince, to those who see what should
    be seen and speak what should be spoken,
[00:14] Female Bishop
    grant your protection!
[00:22] Female Bishop
    Everyone, please heal!
[00:25] Female Wizard
    First, we need to silence our enemy's spells.
[00:28] Female Bishop
    Right!
[00:29] Bugman Monk
    We need to work together.
[00:30] Female Bishop
    Yes, please!
[00:31] Bugman Monk
    My god, the roaming wind. Let all we
    say on the road stay secret among us.
[00:38] Female Bishop
    Let there be the light of silence.
[00:40] Female Bishop/Bugman Monk
    Silence!
[00:52] Female Warrior
    Too slow!
[00:59] Female Warrior
    I have no idea what you're saying!
[01:22] Female Bishop
    It's trying to summon more allies!
[01:23] Bugman Monk
    We'll exterminate them all anyway.
    Perhaps we should wait until more show up.
[01:27] Female Wizard
    Please do this with me.
[01:29] Female Bishop
    Right.
[01:32] Female Wizard
    Ventus!
[01:33] Female Bishop
    Lumen!
[01:36] Female Bishop and Female Wizard
    Libero!
[01:49] Half-Elf Scout
    Yeah, that's about what you'd
    expect from greater demons.
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[01:53] Female Wizard
    How far have we come?
[01:55] Female Bishop
    Oh, right.
[01:56] Female Bishop
    Two vertically and two to the side...
[02:00] Female Bishop
    We should be in the middle
    of the ninth floor now.
[02:04] Female Wizard
    Thanks.
[02:08] Female Bishop
    But truly...
[02:10] Female Bishop
    Thank goodness we haven't
    run into any goblins.
[03:56] High Elf Archer
    Well, that sucked.
[03:57] High Elf Archer
    Maybe I'll buy some steel arrows, too.
[03:59] Dwarf Shaman
    What happened to your pride as an elf?!
[04:01] Dwarf Shaman
    Just shut up and shoot!
    Shoot and distract it!
[04:04] High Elf Archer
    You shut up and do something!
[04:06] Dwarf Shaman
    I'm thinking, damn it!
[04:17] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[04:19] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[04:25] Priestess
    Now!
[04:26] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed!
[04:27] Lizardman Priest
    River-Walker Mosasaurus, see my deeds!
[04:43] Dwarf Shaman
    At this rate, it's gonna eventually sink!
[04:53] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    Are you a goblin?
[04:53] (Flashback) Gillman
    No!
[04:55] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    We were informed that a fishery
    was being attacked by sea goblins.
[04:58] (Flashback) Gillman
    Sea goblins?!
    At least call us Homo Piscesians.
[05:02] (Flashback) Gillman
    We're descendants of the great octopus god
    that cometh down from the sea of stars!
[05:06] (Flashback) Gillman
    We would never attack fisheries.
[05:09] (Flashback) Priestess
    Then do you know why there
    have been less fish lately?
[05:13] (Flashback) Priestess
    If it's within our power, I believe
    we can help clear your names.
[05:20] (Flashback) Gillman
    The reason is... the sea serpent.
[05:23] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    Sea serpent?
[05:25] (Flashback) Dwarf Shaman
    Don't those exist further out to sea?
[05:27] (Flashback) Gillman
    Well, it seems they've been
    sent over here by someone.
[05:31] (Flashback) Gillman
    Isn't it awful? The stars have
    been a mess because of it.
[05:35] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    So... no goblins are involved?
[05:38] (Flashback) Goblin Slayer
    Should we go home?
[05:43] (Flashback) Priestess
    Then I guess we can just go ourselves.
    We can't just ignore those who are in trouble.
[05:48] (Flashback) High Elf Archer
    Right. Though this seems dangerous
    with no one on our front line.
[05:56] Goblin Slayer
    What do you think?
[05:57] Lizardman Priest
    There isn't much time.
[06:00] Goblin Slayer
    What was this thing called again?
[06:02] Lizardman Priest
    A sea serpent.
[06:04] Goblin Slayer
    So is it a fish or a snake?
[06:07] Lizardman Priest
    I don't see any traces of
    venom in its bite marks.
[06:10] Lizardman Priest
    Perhaps it is a fish.
[06:12] Goblin Slayer
    Then we should just do with spells
    what we can't do with weapons.
[06:22] Goblin Slayer
    Once that thing comes out,
    let loose the harpoon!
[06:24] Lizardman Priest
    Yes, understood.
[06:31] Priestess
    Curse you!
[06:32] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please bless us,
[06:34] Priestess
    the wanderers in the
    darkness, with holy light!
[06:45] Goblin Slayer
    Go!
[06:46] Dwarf Shaman
    You got it!
[06:50] Dwarf Shaman
    Dance, dance, nymphs and sylphs!
[06:52] Dwarf Shaman
    Make sure not to fall in
    between the shore and sea!
[07:01] High Elf Archer
    Yeesh...
[07:03] Goblin Slayer
    After having the Water Walk spell
    cast on them, fish will suffocate.
[07:07] Goblin Slayer
    If it comes this way, shoot it
    with your arrows. In the eyes.
[07:10] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, yeah.
[07:24] High Elf Archer
    What?
[07:25] Goblin Slayer
    Nothing.
[07:27] Goblin Slayer
    I was just thinking it'd be nice if
    goblins also went down this easily.
[07:34] Guild Girl
    So... what happened with the quest
    to exterminate the sea goblins?
[07:37] Goblin Slayer
    They weren't goblins.
[07:39] Guild Girl
    Apparently, it was just
    easier to call them that.
[07:42] Goblin Slayer
    They weren't goblins.
[07:44] Guild Girl
    Er... So about the quest...
[07:45] Goblin Slayer
    They weren't goblins.
[07:47] Guild Girl
    So it's canceled. Got it.
[07:49] Goblin Slayer
    Well, they weren't goblins.
[07:51] Guild Girl
    So the issue with the sea goblins—
[07:53] Guild Girl
    Er, pardon. The issue with the
    gillmen remains unresolved.
[07:57] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, well, we ended up exterminating
    some other creature.
[08:02] Guild Girl
    Oh, then can you give me the
    details on this creature?
[08:06] Goblin Slayer
    It was long.
[08:07] Guild Girl
    What?
[08:08] Goblin Slayer
    It was a fish.
[08:09] Guild Girl
    Yes... Of course.
[08:12] Goblin Slayer
    We'll now divide up our reward.
[08:14] Goblin Slayer
    Take whatever you want. We'll turn
    the rest into gold and split that.
[08:18] Goblin Slayer
    Does that work?
[08:18] Lizardman Priest
    I believe so.
[08:20] Dwarf Shaman
    Those gillmen were quite generous.
[08:25] High Elf Archer
    And this is exactly why people
    think dwarves are greedy.
[08:28] Dwarf Shaman
    Oh, shut it. Of course you wouldn't
    realize the value of this, long-ears.
[08:32] Dwarf Shaman
    Ain't that right, Scaly?
[08:33] Lizardman Priest
    For me, I would say this
    is the greatest reward.
[08:37] Priestess
    That's a gem, isn't it?
[08:39] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed.
[08:40] Lizardman Priest
    This is the jaw of a great dragon that
    has spent years turning into agate.
[08:47] High Elf Archer
    Then I'll take...
[08:49] High Elf Archer
    This!
[08:50] Dwarf Shaman
    What're you gonna do with that?
[08:51] High Elf Archer
    I figured I'd send it to my sister.
[08:53] High Elf Archer
    Things from the sea are
    extremely rare back home.
[08:56] Priestess
    In that case, I'll take these pearls.
[08:59] Priestess
    I want to offer these to the Earth Mother.
[09:01] Dwarf Shaman
    I'll be taking this helix.
    It'll work great as a catalyst.
[09:05] Dwarf Shaman
    What about you, Beard-cutter?
[09:07] Goblin Slayer
    Me?
[09:13] Goblin Slayer
    I...
[09:18] Cow Girl
    Go on. Eat up.
[09:20] Goblin Slayer
    I have a gift for you.
[09:21] Cow Girl
    A gift... Wait, what? No way.
[09:24] Goblin Slayer
    I do.
[09:26] Goblin Slayer
    Found it.
[09:28] Cow Girl
    What is it?
[09:29] Goblin Slayer
    A seashell.
[09:32] Cow Girl
    Wait, I can really have this?
[09:34] Cow Girl
    You had a quest out at sea?
[09:36] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[09:44] Cow Girl
    Thank you! I'll take good care of it!
[09:47] Cow Girl
    I promise I won't lose it.
[09:49] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[10:02] Sword Maiden
    I've come.
[10:10] Goblin Slayer
    Goblins?
[10:11] Sword Maiden
    Yes. Please help...
[10:14] Sword Maiden
    No...
[10:16] Sword Maiden
    Will you slay them?
[10:18] Goblin Slayer
    Of course.
[10:24] Sword Maiden
    She takes care of me.
    She is also my bodyguard...
[10:28] Sword Maiden
    though I told her that was unnecessary.
[10:30] Female Cleric
    You are quite skilled, but it's
    always dangerous to leave you alone.
[10:35] Female Cleric
    I have no other choice.
[10:37] Sword Maiden
    Ugh.
[10:38] Sword Maiden
    Ahem...
[10:39] Sword Maiden
    So the goblins have been appearing...
[10:42] Sword Maiden
    on this highway, from here, Water Town,
    through this town, and into the capital.
[10:47] Goblin Slayer
    A highway...
[10:49] Sword Maiden
    I'm just so... so terrified...
[10:52] Sword Maiden
    I just... can't go through.
[10:56] Goblin Slayer
    How many? Any nests?
    Any other information on the goblins?
[10:59] Sword Maiden
    According to eyewitness accounts
    we've heard, there are around twenty.
[11:03] Sword Maiden
    They all have matching tattoos.
    I haven't heard anything about their nests.
[11:08] Sword Maiden
    They ride wolves.
[11:11] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[11:12] Female Cleric
    The archbishop must participate in the
    meeting that will be held in the capital.
[11:18] Female Cleric
    That's why this request isn't
    specifically to slay the goblins,
[11:21] Female Cleric
    but to act as her bodyguard.
[11:23] Goblin Slayer
    They're probably wanderers without a nest.
[11:27] Goblin Slayer
    A wandering tribe. If I just kill
    them all when we run into them,
[11:31] Goblin Slayer
    it'll all be over.
[11:32] Female Cleric
    I believe that any other adventurer would
    do since we're just dealing with goblins...
[11:38] Female Cleric
    But the archbishop absolutely insists
    that it be you who accompanies her.
[11:43] Sword Maiden
    Well, he's the most trustworthy
    gentleman that I know.
[11:47] Goblin Slayer
    I'm going to call... my comrades.
    Wait a while.
[11:53] Sword Maiden
    The reward is a bag of gold,
    and it will be paid up front.
[11:56] Sword Maiden
    Once we get to our destination,
    you will get another bag.
[11:58] Dwarf Shaman
    Not bad. Taking a long journey to
    admire the capital might be all right.
[12:04] High Elf Archer
    R-Right... The capital... The capital, huh?
[12:08] High Elf Archer
    I guess I did want to go there at least once.
[12:14] Goblin Slayer
    Stop the carriage.
[12:15] Lizardman Priest
    As you command.
[12:17] Goblin Slayer
    Wait a moment.
[12:25] Dwarf Shaman
    Beard-cutter sure is diligent.
[12:34] Sword Maiden
    Pardon.
[12:35] Priestess
    Yes?
[12:36] Sword Maiden
    Um... Who is he talking to?
[12:40] Priestess
    Um... The farm girl whom
    Goblin Slayer lives with.
[12:45] Sword Maiden
    I see.
[12:50] Goblin Slayer
    I'm done.
[12:51] Priestess
    Oh, right!
[12:53] Lizardman Priest
    Then let us continue on our way.
[13:14] Sword Maiden
    Good evening.
[13:17] Goblin Slayer
    You're not going to sleep?
[13:19] Sword Maiden
    I've been able to sleep well since the
    incident, so I wanted to thank you...
[13:25] Goblin Slayer
    But you're clearly awake.
[13:26] Sword Maiden
    That's just because—
[13:29] Sword Maiden
    You're so mean.
[13:32] Goblin Slayer
    I am?
[13:33] Sword Maiden
    Goblins didn't appear.
[13:36] Goblin Slayer
    This carriage is being guarded
    by a group that's armed.
[13:39] Goblin Slayer
    It'd be too much trouble for
    them to attack up-front.
[13:43] Goblin Slayer
    They'll probably try tonight
    or tomorrow morning.
[13:51] Goblin Slayer
    Sleep.
[13:53] Goblin Slayer
    Close your eyes, and once you
    open them, it'll be morning.
[13:58] Sword Maiden
    You make it sound so easy.
[14:01] Goblin Slayer
    I know that it's difficult.
[14:04] Goblin Slayer
    When I was a child, I tried to see
    how long I needed to close my eyes
[14:08] Goblin Slayer
    in bed before it became morning.
[14:28] Priestess
    Lady Archbishop? And Goblin Slayer?
[14:33] Priestess
    Um... Is something the matter?
[14:37] Goblin Slayer
    She woke up.
[14:39] Sword Maiden
    I'd appreciate it if you didn't
    make me sound like some child!
[14:45] Priestess
    What?
[14:46] Sword Maiden
    I just had trouble sleeping, that's all.
[14:49] Sword Maiden
    Is everything all right with you?
[14:51] Priestess
    I just got a little thirsty,
    so I was getting some water.
[14:55] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[15:08] Priestess
    I'll go wake everyone up.
[15:13] Goblin Slayer
    Don't let them notice you.
[15:14] Priestess
    I won't.
[15:21] Goblin Slayer
    Return to the carriage.
[15:22] Sword Maiden
    Huh?
[15:24] Goblin Slayer
    Its dangerous.
[15:27] Goblin Slayer
    Lock the door and wait.
[15:35] Sword Maiden
    All right. I'll be waiting for you.
[15:40] Female Cleric
    Is something the matter?
[15:44] Sword Maiden
    Goblins have arrived.
[15:48] Sword Maiden
    Please... don't let them get away alive.
[16:21] Goblin Slayer
    Tch.
[16:27] Goblin Slayer
    That's two.
[16:28] Goblin Slayer
    Don't let them escape. Kill them all.
[16:33] Dwarf Shaman
    I see. No wonder carriages and such don't
    stand a chance when they're attacked.
[16:38] Dwarf Shaman
    Get over here! It's dangerous!
[16:40] Priestess
    Oh, right. I'm sorry.
[16:42] Priestess
    I think we might be better off
    with slings than with miracles.
[16:46] Dwarf Shaman
    Right. If you use Holy Light,
    this lot'll probably go running off.
[16:58] Goblin Slayer
    That's twelve.
[16:59] Lizardman Priest
    Being on the defensive doesn't
    seem to suit me well.
[17:03] Goblin Slayer
    Agreed. Can you move around them?
[17:05] Lizardman Priest
    I do not believe that "cannot"
    is in our vocabulary.
[17:10] Lizardman Priest
    I will be taking my leave.
[17:17] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[17:18] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to make an anvil.
[17:21] Priestess
    Huh?
[17:22] High Elf Archer
    What?!
[17:22] High Elf Archer
    Hey, listen here, Orcbolg!
[17:24] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to strengthen our guard.
    Hurry and use Protection.
[17:26] Priestess
    Oh, r-right.
[17:28] Goblin Slayer
    You guard the other side.
[17:29] Goblin Slayer
    I'll handle things here.
[17:31] Dwarf Shaman
    You got it...
    But I shouldn't be on the front lines.
[17:34] High Elf Archer
    You're really pissing me off!
[17:38] High Elf Archer
    You'd better apologize to me later!
[17:40] Goblin Slayer
    I don't follow.
[17:41] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[17:43] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[18:06] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, I see.
[18:08] Lizardman Priest
    A hammer and anvil.
[18:13] Priestess
    Are we just going to surround
    them and crush them?
[18:16] Goblin Slayer
    Exactly.
[18:18] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to slay all of the goblins.
[18:26] Goblin Slayer
    Are you done?
[18:27] Priestess
    Y-Yes.
[18:29] Goblin Slayer
    How many?
[18:31] Goblin Slayer
    How many did these goblins get?
[18:33] Priestess
    Um...
[18:35] Sword Maiden
    I believe I remember hearing
    it was a group of five or six.
[18:39] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Shut the window.
[18:46] High Elf Archer
    Ew... Uh, what are you doing?
[18:49] Goblin Slayer
    I'm going to check.
[18:51] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer, I will assist you.
[18:54] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[19:02] Goblin Slayer
    We're missing some.
[19:04] Goblin Slayer
    What do you think?
[19:05] Lizardman Priest
    The likelihood that they're
    keeping them somewhere else...
[19:08] Lizardman Priest
    is probably low.
[19:09] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. They're a wandering tribe.
[19:12] Goblin Slayer
    They should be wandering
    around with their captives.
[19:14] Dwarf Shaman
    Which must mean...
[19:16] Priestess
    ...that there are even more of them?
[19:30] Priestess
    This is amazing.
[19:31] High Elf Archer
    This place is probably older than I am.
[19:33] Dwarf Shaman
    You must really like it up there, huh?
[19:37] High Elf Archer
    Well, we need to be on
    guard in all directions.
[19:40] High Elf Archer
    Right, Orcbolg?
[19:42] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[19:44] High Elf Archer
    Ugh... Why'd you rip that off of them?
[19:47] Goblin Slayer
    There might be remnants or even
    commanders left of this tribe.
[19:52] Goblin Slayer
    It looks like a hand,
    but I'm not completely sure.
[19:56] Goblin Slayer
    You'll be left behind.
[19:58] Priestess
    I-I know!
[20:01] Priestess
    I know, okay?
[20:06] Dwarf Shaman
    Welp...
[20:08] Dwarf Shaman
    This is gonna take a while.
[20:21] High Elf Archer
    I guess that's why it's taking so long.
[20:24] High Elf Archer
    The king must've been
    absent from the capital.
[20:27] High Elf Archer
    I wonder if something happened.
[20:28] Goblin Slayer
    Taxes.
[20:29] Goblin Slayer
    It's around the time they get collected.
[20:31] Goblin Slayer
    In places that don't have a governor
    or seem like an uprising may occur,
[20:34] Goblin Slayer
    the king appears personally.
[20:36] High Elf Archer
    Huh... You seem pretty
    knowledgeable about this.
[20:38] Goblin Slayer
    I'm from a farming village.
[20:43] Soldier
    Halt. Present your identification.
[20:48] Soldier
    Now write your name and purpose here.
[20:50] Priestess
    Um, okay.
[20:52] Priestess
    Um...
[20:53] Priestess
    Would "bodyguard duty" suffice?
[20:56] Soldier
    If you're adventurers, yes.
[20:58] Soldier
    I see there's also a dwarf,
    an elf, and a lizardman.
[21:01] Soldier
    This goes for you, as well.
[21:02] Soldier
    And who are you?
[21:04] Goblin Slayer
    An adventurer.
[21:08] Soldier
    Silver-ranked?
[21:09] Soldier
    This had better not be a fake.
[21:11] Goblin Slayer
    The guild acknowledges me.
[21:13] Sword Maiden
    In the name of the Supreme God...
[21:16] Sword Maiden
    I vouch that he is indeed
    a silver-ranked adventurer.
[21:20] Soldier
    L-Lady Archbishop!
[21:22] Soldier
    I-I beg your pardon.
[21:24] Soldier
    Please go through.
[21:26] Sword Maiden
    Paperwork is paperwork.
[21:28] Sword Maiden
    Would you mind handing me the ledger, as well?
[21:30] Soldier
    Y-Yes, ma'am! Right away!
[21:32] Soldier
    Come on, you! Hurry up and write!
[21:34] Goblin Slayer
    All right.
[21:43] Priestess
    This is my first time here.
[21:45] Priestess
    Is it yours as well, Goblin Slayer?
[21:47] Goblin Slayer
    It is.
[21:49] Goblin Slayer
    I wish I could've brought my sister here.
[21:54] Priestess
    You may get a similar opportunity someday.
[21:57] Goblin Slayer
    I hope so.
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SIGN    This show contains scenes that some viewers may 
    find disturbing. Viewer discretion is advised.
[00:00] Princess
    Honestly! Big Brother is so mean!
[00:04] Princess
    He gets to go everywhere,
    but I'm not allowed to go anywhere!
[00:08] Maid
    That can't be helped. It's his duty.
SIGN    City Adventure
[00:11] Princess
    But the fiery stone from heaven fell...
[00:14] Maid
    Weren't you told not to mention that?
[00:17] Princess
    Big Brother used to be an adventurer,
[00:21] Princess
    but he was completely against it
    when I said I wanted to be one.
[00:24] Maid
    That's because he knows the
    pros and cons of being one.
[00:33] Princess
    Say...
[00:34] Princess
    Your brother's a merchant, isn't he?
[00:38] Maid
    Yes, well, my cousin is.
[00:40] Maid
    He leaves first thing in the
    morning once the gates open,
[00:42] Maid
    goes to buy and sell wares, and comes back.
[00:44] Maid
    Oh?
[00:47] Maid
    His Majesty has returned.
[00:49] Princess
    Really?
[00:57] Princess
    Welcome back, Big Brother!
[01:01] Princess
    If I do this, he'll never suspect that
    I plan to leave the palace tonight.
[02:39] Priestess
    Wow...
[02:59] Acolyte 1 and 2
    Lady Archbishop!
[03:02] Acolyte 2
    You must be tired from your journey! Welcome!
[03:06] Sword Maiden
    Thank you.
[03:10] Lizardman Priest
    We'll start unloading, but what
    shall we do about our lodgings?
[03:14] Sword Maiden
    About that...
[03:16] Sword Maiden
    Please stay at the temple.
[03:19] High Elf Archer
    Perfect!
[03:21] High Elf Archer
    I honestly don't mind unless
    there's some extravagant inn.
[03:24] Dwarf Shaman
    Hm... Sounds good to me, too.
[03:27] Dwarf Shaman
    Considering the time, I'm sure
    all the inns are pretty full.
[03:31] Dwarf Shaman
    How about you, Beard-cutter?
[03:33] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine. There's no reason for me to refuse.
[03:36] Goblin Slayer
    But there's something I want to research.
[03:38] Goblin Slayer
    Is there a library?
[03:39] Sword Maiden
    I'll lead you there immediately!
[03:42] Sword Maiden
    With my authority, you'll be able
    to use the temple's library—
[03:44] Dwarf Shaman
    Nope. First, we're getting food. Food, I say.
[03:47] Goblin Slayer
    That's fine. There's no reason for me to refuse.
[03:51] Sword Maiden
    Then we'll wait until you return.
[03:53] Sword Maiden
    Yes...
[03:57] Priestess
    Um...
[03:58] Priestess
    There's actually somewhere I'd like to go.
[04:00] Goblin Slayer
    Wandering off on your own is dangerous.
[04:03] High Elf Archer
    I'll go with her, then.
    The two of us should be fine.
[04:07] Lizardman Priest
    Then I guess the three of us and the
    two of you will be acting separately.
[04:13] Adventurers
    Cheers!
[04:26] Dwarf Shaman
    I'm surprised that archbishop
    told us about this pub.
[04:31] Lizardman Priest
    Well, I heard that she
    was once an adventurer.
[04:34] Lizardman Priest
    I'm sure she's familiar with
    many establishments such as this.
[04:37] Dwarf Shaman
    Anyway... Something's troubling you,
    isn't it, Beard-cutter?
[04:42] Goblin Slayer
    You can tell?
[04:43] Dwarf Shaman
    Of course I can.
[04:44] Dwarf Shaman
    We've been a party for a little over a year.
[04:48] Dwarf Shaman
    If humans live to be fifty years old,
    that's one-fiftieth of a lifetime.
[04:52] Dwarf Shaman
    That's a decent amount.
[04:55] Goblin Slayer
    Lately, I haven't been able to
    concentrate on goblin slaying.
[04:58] Lizardman Priest
    Our seaside adventures and escort duty...
[05:01] Lizardman Priest
    'Tis true, though we did
    fight some here and there.
[05:05] Lizardman Priest
    Sweet nectar!
[05:08] Goblin Slayer
    It was fun.
[05:12] Goblin Slayer
    But every time, the goblins draw near.
[05:18] Goblin Slayer
    In that case, isn't this my duty?
[05:23] Dwarf Shaman
    Duty, eh?
[05:24] Goblin Slayer
    Indeed.
[05:25] Goblin Slayer
    Because I am Goblin Slayer.
[05:30] Dwarf Shaman
    Do you know how you strengthen a sword?
[05:33] Goblin Slayer
    No... I don't.
[05:35] Dwarf Shaman
    You heat it, strike it, cool it,
    then heat it again.
[05:39] Goblin Slayer
    Heat it, strike it, cool it, then heat it again...
[05:43] Dwarf Shaman
    You have to do all of the above.
[05:45] Dwarf Shaman
    You can't do too much or too
    little of any of the steps.
[05:48] Dwarf Shaman
    A soft sword is flexible,
    but weak against strikes.
[05:51] Dwarf Shaman
    Hard swords cut well, but break easily.
[05:54] Dwarf Shaman
    So what is a good sword?
[05:57] Dwarf Shaman
    The more you cut, the more the sword chips.
[05:59] Dwarf Shaman
    If you sharpen it too much, it'll weaken.
[06:00] Dwarf Shaman
    And eventually,
    they just disappear into history.
[06:03] Dwarf Shaman
    So what is a good sword?
[06:06] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know.
[06:07] Dwarf Shaman
    Of course you don't.
    The best way to live is not knowing.
[06:11] Dwarf Shaman
    The secrets of steel are
    deep and complicated.
[06:15] Lizardman Priest
    You almost sound like a
    priest, Sir Spellcaster.
[06:17] Dwarf Shaman
    And what does the actual priest
    have to say about this matter, eh?
[06:20] Lizardman Priest
    Hm...
[06:21] Lizardman Priest
    People do not have many
    things they must absolutely do.
[06:26] Lizardman Priest
    Mostly, they must live and die.
[06:30] Lizardman Priest
    And that is more difficult
    than one might expect.
[06:33] Lizardman Priest
    Even the beasts of this world
[06:35] Lizardman Priest
    usually cannot live their lives
    exactly how they want to.
[06:39] Lizardman Priest
    And as for us who speak words...
[06:42] Adventurers in the Back
    I can't believe that happened...
[06:43] Lizardman Priest
    We worry and hesitate,
    and that's perfectly fine.
[06:44] Adventurers in the Back
    I'm so sorry I couldn't save them!
[06:46] Lizardman Priest
    I believe that itself is the meaning of life.
[06:51] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, sweet nectar!
[06:59] (Flashback) Rhea
    Sink deeper! Then start kicking!
[07:01] (Flashback) Rhea
    Then you'll be able to float! Repeat!
[07:06] (Flashback) Rhea
    Otherwise, you're gonna die!
[07:10] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[07:11] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed.
[07:12] Dwarf Shaman
    Pretty much.
[07:14] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[07:22] Priestess
    I'm sorry it took me so long.
[07:25] Priestess
    I'm still slaying goblins.
[07:29] Priestess
    I'm still as flustered as ever when I do,
    just like when you'd yell at me.
[07:33] Priestess
    I met your younger brother, as well.
[07:36] Priestess
    I ended up having to be his mentor,
    but please don't be mad.
[07:41] Priestess
    I know I'm still inexperienced,
    but I taught him everything I could.
[07:47] Priestess
    I'll come by again.
[07:54] High Elf Archer
    Whose grave is that?
[07:58] Priestess
    A former party member of mine...
[08:01] High Elf Archer
    I see... What were they like?
[08:06] Priestess
    Honestly, I'm not too sure.
[08:09] Priestess
    I never really got the chance
    to know her that well.
[08:15] High Elf Archer
    Yeah, that does happen sometimes.
[08:18] Priestess
    Yes.
[08:19] High Elf Archer
    No one else you're visiting here?
[08:22] Priestess
    No. There's one more.
[08:26] High Elf Archer
    You really shouldn't worry about it so much.
[08:29] High Elf Archer
    It's not like it's all your fault.
[08:32] Priestess
    Well, I can't say the others
    are to blame, either.
[08:35] High Elf Archer
    You're so serious.
[08:36] High Elf Archer
    All right!
[08:38] High Elf Archer
    Now let's be the opposite of serious!
[08:44] Priestess
    Wow...
[08:53] Priestess
    S-Sorry. This is just so new to me.
[08:56] High Elf Archer
    I'd heard this was a bathhouse,
    but I guess there's more than baths here!
[08:59] Employee
    Yes. The gymnasium is open, and we also
    offer massages, light meals, and beverages.
[09:06] Priestess
    Oh, how much does all that cost?
[09:08] Employee
    It's all included with your
    entrance fee. Please enjoy.
[09:13] Priestess
    Thanks.
[09:20] Priestess
    Is she watching me?
[09:22] Priestess
    Is she a soldier?
[09:26] High Elf Archer
    Come on! Let's get moving!
[09:27] Priestess
    Oh, right.
[09:28] High Elf Archer
    This way!
[09:43] High Elf Archer
    Toss.
[09:44] Priestess
    Your clothes will wrinkle if
    you don't fold them properly.
[09:46] High Elf Archer
    Huh? Oh, it's fine.
[09:48] High Elf Archer
    Hey, you're still using that?
[09:51] Priestess
    Huh?
[09:52] Priestess
    Oh, yes.
[09:56] Priestess
    It's very dear to me.
[09:57] High Elf Archer
    Oh, come on! It's not legendary
    equipment or anything!
[10:02] High Elf Archer
    All right!
[10:03] High Elf Archer
    Since we're here,
    let's wash each other's backs!
[10:06] Priestess
    Right.
[10:33] High Elf Archer
    This place is so big,
    but every part is so warm...
[10:36] Priestess
    Apparently, it's even warmer
    the further you go in.
[10:40] Priestess
    They also have saunas.
[10:41] High Elf Archer
    Saunas?
[10:42] Priestess
    Yes. It was written on the
    guide in the changing room.
[10:45] High Elf Archer
    Wow... I'm gonna go check it out!
[10:50] Priestess
    Wait!
[11:01] Princess
    Hey.
[11:02] Priestess
    Eek!
[11:03] Priestess
    Can I... help you?
[11:04] Princess
    You're an adventurer, right?
[11:07] Priestess
    Yes...
[11:08] Princess
    Huh... I figured as much.
[11:11] Princess
    So, what's your class?
[11:12] Priestess
    I serve the great Earth Mother.
[11:15] Princess
    So you're a priestess. Not bad.
[11:19] Priestess
    Um... If you're looking for someone to
    join your party, I'm already in one...
[11:25] Princess
    Huh?
[11:25] Princess
    Oh, no. It's nothing like that.
[11:30] Priestess
    I wonder what this is about.
[11:32] Princess
    Say, I'm just curious.
    What kind of equipment do you use?
[11:36] Princess
    What rank are you?
[11:38] Priestess
    Um... I'm steel-rank...
[11:40] Priestess
    and my equipment consists of a
    priest robe, staff, and chain mail.
[11:45] Princess
    Does any of that have
    special powers or blessings?
[11:50] Priestess
    No, they're just normal...
    Just an ordinary staff and chain mail.
[11:56] Princess
    Right, thanks. That was a huge help.
[12:02] Priestess
    Um...
[12:03] Princess
    Huh?
[12:04] Priestess
    If you're going to be an adventurer,
[12:06] Priestess
    you should make sure you properly prepare
    yourself and do enough shopping.
[12:15] Princess
    You're right. Shopping is important.
[12:23] High Elf Archer
    Man... I almost got heatstroke.
[12:27] High Elf Archer
    It's intense over there.
[12:30] High Elf Archer
    Who was that?
[12:31] Priestess
    Um... I have no idea.
[12:39] Employee
    What's the matter?
[12:41] Priestess
    U-Um... My clothes...
[12:44] High Elf Archer
    We can't find her clothes.
[12:47] High Elf Archer
    She's a priestess of the Earth Mother.
[12:48] High Elf Archer
    I can't imagine someone would
    take her clothes by mistake...
[12:51] Employee
    Please wait a moment. I'll go
    talk to the one in charge here.
[12:59] High Elf Archer
    Don't worry. We'll find your stuff in no time.
[13:01] Priestess
    Right. Um, but... well...
[13:10] Employee
    Sorry, I'm back.
[13:12] Employee
    I was told that someone just left
    wearing holy robes of the Earth Mother.
[13:16] Employee
    Which might mean...
[13:17] High Elf Archer
    They were stolen?!
[13:19] Priestess
    P-Pardon me!
[13:23] Priestess
    This is my money pouch...
[13:29] High Elf Archer
    A soldier? But why?
[13:32] Priestess
    That girl from earlier!
[13:35] Priestess
    M-My....
[13:38] Priestess
    chain mail...
[13:40] Priestess
    I-It was the first thing...
    he complimented me on...
[13:48] High Elf Archer
    I'm sorry. I never should've
    suggested we come here.
[13:53] High Elf Archer
    I promise we'll get it all back.
[14:18] Sword Maiden
    You're not going to stay by her side?
[14:24] Sword Maiden
    Usually, when girls are crying,
    they want someone to comfort them.
[14:28] Goblin Slayer
    Do they?
[14:30] Sword Maiden
    Yes.
[14:31] Sword Maiden
    You can't just let girls cry like that.
[14:35] Goblin Slayer
    I know. I learned that a long time ago.
[14:38] Sword Maiden
    I see...
[14:43] Sword Maiden
    I brought you a book.
[14:45] Sword Maiden
    Since it's a bit too late to
    take you to the library today.
[14:50] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[14:54] Goblin Slayer
    Things end up lost.
[14:58] Sword Maiden
    Right...
[15:00] Goblin Slayer
    When I was a child, I was supposed
    to receive my father's dagger.
[15:06] Goblin Slayer
    I think it was a good dagger with
    a hawk's head on the handle.
[15:11] Goblin Slayer
    I have no idea where it is now, though.
[15:15] Sword Maiden
    I see. I'm going to the castle tomorrow.
[15:19] Sword Maiden
    I have a meeting with His Majesty.
[15:23] Sword Maiden
    I've known him for quite a while,
    so I'll try talking to him.
[15:29] Goblin Slayer
    I see. Thanks.
[15:31] Sword Maiden
    Of course. Leave it to me.
[15:34] Sword Maiden
    Good night.
[15:39] Sword Maiden
    Sweet dreams.
[15:41] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. You, too.
[15:52] King
    Now, then...
[15:53] King
    Let's hear what you all have to say
    regarding the flaming stone from the heavens
[15:56] King
    that fell at the holy mount.
[15:59] Royal Mage
    The stargazers say that
[16:00] Royal Mage
    it is an ill omen that has
    unexpectedly fallen upon the board.
[16:04] King
    Ah, unexpectedly? So this is not
    fate, but rather happenstance?
[16:11] King
    How are things on the holy mount?
[16:13] King
    I want to know how the flaming
    stone has affected it.
[16:18] Gold-rank Adventurer
    As usual, it's not exactly easy to
    climb the holy mount, Your Majesty.
[16:22] Gold-rank Adventurer
    It'd be different if there were caves inside,
[16:25] Gold-rank Adventurer
    but climbing it from the outside is tough.
[16:27] Royal Guard Captain
    Your Majesty, it would be difficult for
    our forces to march upon the holy mount.
[16:31] King
    I figured it would be...
[16:33] Royal Guard Captain
    However... if something
    were to come down from it,
[16:35] Royal Guard Captain
    we'd be able to encircle it immediately.
[16:39] Royal Guard Captain
    We won't let even a single
    monster step into our domain.
[16:43] Gold-rank Adventurer
    You should be careful.
[16:45] Gold-rank Adventurer
    I went to take a look at
    the base of the mountain,
[16:47] Gold-rank Adventurer
    and I sensed the presence
    of something unfamiliar.
[16:51] King
    Which means...
[16:53] King
    We might have to summon her.
[16:58] King
    Then let us speak again once she arrives.
[17:03] King
    How was the city while I was gone?
SIGN    South of the capital,
SIGN    a strange religion that worships  the "God of Wisdom" is spreading.
[17:10] King
    And those who do not believe in
    it will face a terrible curse?
SIGN    We are still unsure of what's behind all this.
[17:16] King
    Ah...
[17:18] King
    Then I guess we'll have to take care of that.
SIGN    Your Majesty...
[17:22] King
    Yes, yes, I know.
[17:23] Royal Mage
    Is the God of Wisdom different
    from the god who gives knowledge?
SIGN    The God of Knowledge walks through  the darkness of his own accord
SIGN    and blesses those who offer  up the light of learning.
[17:32] Royal Mage
    And the God of Wisdom is different?
SIGN    There is no path with him.
SIGN    He just suddenly throws  flames of knowledge at you.
[17:39] Royal Mage
    Well, then, they are definitely different.
[17:43] King
    What about what is beyond our sight?
[17:45] Sword Maiden
    Currently, there is no sign that the
    order of the world is in disarray.
[17:50] Sword Maiden
    There are now more refugees, orphans,
    and homeless due to the previous battle,
[17:55] Sword Maiden
    but there is still plenty of work.
[17:58] Sword Maiden
    However...
[18:00] King
    What is it? Speak.
[18:02] Sword Maiden
    Then I beg your pardon,
[18:03] Sword Maiden
    but a dear friend of mine had her
    holy robes and precious chain mail
[18:07] Sword Maiden
    stolen from her at the
    bathhouse just yesterday.
[18:11] King
    What?
[18:12] Sword Maiden
    In any case, I believe goblins
    should all be destroyed.
[18:21] King
    Very well. I'll have someone
    look into this matter.
[18:23] King
    Next... How are the training
    centers for the adventurers going?
[18:27] Female Merchant
    Yes, Sire.
[18:35] Female Merchant
    The facilities themselves
[18:36] Female Merchant
    are almost complete in
    numerous cities and guilds.
[18:39] Female Merchant
    Though, it appears some have a hard time
    accepting the fact that they must train
[18:44] Female Merchant
    after they've become adventurers.
[18:45] King
    They may need to change
    their way of thinking,
[18:48] King
    but we'll have to take
    some time to educate them.
[18:50] Female Merchant
    Yes, so I was thinking we could at least
    win over those who become adventurers
[18:53] Female Merchant
    as a way to feed themselves by
    offering food during their training.
[18:55] King
    That's an excellent idea,
    but do you have the budget?
[18:58] Female Merchant
    Honestly, monetarily, we'd be in the red.
[19:01] Female Merchant
    So I was thinking that we could
    delegate the slaying of sewer rats
[19:04] Female Merchant
    and roaches to the training centers.
[19:06] Minister
    Perhaps we should have them slay goblins.
[19:09] Minister
    Then perhaps we can take care of
    the Lady Archbishop's concer—
[19:14] Minister
    ...concerns, as well.
[19:17] King
    Well, that's not a bad idea,
[19:19] King
    but if we can settle for the sewers,
    that would be best. Proceed with that.
[19:23] Female Merchant
    Thank you very much.
[19:24] Maid
    This is awful!
[19:25] Soldier
    What's the meaning of this?
    A meeting is in progress!
[19:28] Maid
    Y-Your Majesty!
    Something awful has happened!
[19:32] Merchant
    This morning, some girl...
[19:35] (Flashback) Princess
    Would you mind taking me north?
[19:38] Merchant
    ...is what she requested,
[19:39] Merchant
    so I gave her a ride on my cart...
[19:44] Merchant
    But we were suddenly attacked by goblins,
    and since we were outnumbered,
[19:48] Merchant
    I left my cart behind and
    tried to escape on my horse.
[19:52] Merchant
    But...
[19:53] (Flashback) Princess
    No! We have to fight! They're goblins!
[19:55] Merchant
    She said she was going
    to fight the goblins...
[20:00] Merchant
    The cart flipped over,
[20:02] Merchant
    and then the girl...
[20:05] Merchant
    was taken by the goblins.
[20:10] Merchant
    I was just frantic to get help,
    so I returned to the city.
[20:15] Merchant
    I had no idea!
[20:17] Merchant
    I had no idea that she was the princess!
[20:25] Civil Servant
    Your Majesty! We must rescue her at once!
[20:27] King
    You're asking me to send an army
    after my little sister fled the castle,
[20:30] King
    stole from a priestess,
    and was taken away by goblins?
[20:34] Civil Servant
    B-But Your Majesty—
[20:35] King
    I know!
[20:37] King
    But if we let the soldiers
    know of a scandal like this,
[20:39] King
    rumors will spread like
    wildfire to other nations.
[20:42] King
    This is a life-or-death matter for our nation.
[20:45] King
    A trustworthy adventurer...
    That is our only option.
[20:52] Gold-rank Adventurer
    What we need to figure out
    now is their location.
[20:54] Gold-rank Adventurer
    Where were you attacked?
[20:55] Merchant
    Up north. I was heading toward the
    holy mount... right about here.
[21:00] Gold-rank Adventurer
    Is there anywhere in this area
    where goblins may make their nest?
[21:04] Royal Guard Captain
    I don't know. They'll
    basically settle anywhere.
[21:08] Sword Maiden
    The Dungeon of the Dead.
[21:11] King
    I haven't heard that name in ages.
[21:15] Sword Maiden
    If goblins were going to
    settle somewhere up north,
[21:18] Sword Maiden
    that is the only place I can think of.
[21:21] Minister
    We need an adventurer who
    is tight-lipped, trustworthy,
[21:24] Minister
    and can go into the depths of that dungeon.
[21:28] Minister
    Will you do this for us, Lady Sword Maiden?
[21:34] King
    What say you, Archbishop?
    Will you do this for us?
[21:41] Female Merchant
    Excuse me.
[21:44] Female Merchant
    People who are with the Lady Archbishop
    are requesting to enter the room.
[21:48] Minister
    We're in the middle of a meeting!
[21:50] Female Merchant
    Among them are silver-ranked adventurers.
[21:53] Goblin Slayer
    I heard everything.
[21:57] Goblin Slayer
    So it is goblins.
[21:59] Goblin Slayer
    I'll go.
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SIGN    The Princess's Ordeal
[00:02] Hero
    Your Majesty, did something happen?
[00:05] Hero
    I thought you said I didn't
    need to attend this meeting.
[00:08] King
    Well, I gave a quest to some rather
    unique silver-ranked adventurers.
[00:12] Sword Saint
    Ah, that's why...
[00:16] Sage
    So you don't need us to get involved?
[00:19] King
    I'm not sure if this is connected,
    so I have a different job for you.
[00:24] Hero
    Of course!
[00:25] Hero
    You can ask us to do anything, Your Majesty!
[00:26] Minister
    Come now!
[00:29] King
    A fiery stone has fallen from heaven
    upon the holy mount up north.
[00:33] King
    Apparently, there's something
    rather ominous there.
[00:36] Hero
    So we check it out, and if there are bad guys,
    we just need to take them down?
[00:40] Hero
    All right! We've got this!
[00:42] King
    Yes, we're counting on you.
[00:43] King
    I've set aside money to help
    with your preparations.
[00:45] King
    I can't promise fifty gold
    coins and a sword, but...
[00:49] Hero
    Huh? Oh, that's fine. I don't even ne—
[00:51] Hero
    Ow, ow, ow!
[00:53] Sword Saint
    We'll be honored to take it, Your Majesty.
[00:55] Hero
    Boo! What's the big deal?
    If we'd be fine without that, who cares?
[01:00] Sage
    It's only proper to accept things like this.
[01:03] Sage
    What if we need other things?
[01:05] King
    Talk to the cardinal and the captain.
[01:08] King
    I told them to take good care of you.
[01:10] Sage
    Thank you very much.
[01:11] Royal Guard Captain
    Nah, you don't need to thank us.
[01:14] Royal Guard Captain
    I could've gone with you if
    I were still an adventurer...
[01:18] Royal Guard Captain
    But our fearless leader
    just won't let me leave.
[01:22] King
    I have people around me telling
    me the exact same thing.
[01:25] King
    You'd put me in an awkward position if
    you went off doing whatever you wanted.
[01:29] King
    Right?
SIGN    Oh, please.
SIGN    "I know. Wouldn't it be great for our  kingdom if we slayed some dragons?"
SIGN    Don't start talking like that now.
[01:37] Silver-haired Maid
    You probably wouldn't be able to stop him.
[01:39] Silver-haired Maid
    I have no idea why, but he has the most
    authority of anyone in this kingdom.
[01:43] King
    That's right. I'm important.
[01:46] Silver-haired Maid
    Yes, yes. Then please act 
    like you're important.
[01:46] Hero
    Oh, yeah!
[01:49] Hero
    Hey, Mister!
[01:50] Gold-ranked Adventurer
    Wha—
[01:51] Hero
    Once we get back, tell us more of the
    story you were telling us last time!
[01:55] Gold-ranked Adventurer
    L-Last time?
[01:57] Gold-ranked Adventurer
    Oh, right! The one about when I fought
    the giant bird monster all alone!
[02:00] Hero
    Yeah, that! Come on! Please?
[02:02] King
    My sister is in your hands...
[03:36] Female Merchant
    It's been so long, everyone.
[03:39] Priestess
    It has. I'm so glad you seem well.
[03:42] Priestess
    But how did you know we were here?
[03:45] Female Merchant
    Who do you think put out
    the quest for my rescue?
[03:49] Priestess
    Oh!
[03:51] Female Merchant
    Are you all right?
[03:56] Priestess
    Yes... I think I'm all right.
[04:00] High Elf Archer
    But what are we going to do? Even if we
    go after her now, it might be too late...
[04:04] Female Merchant
    We have some horses ready for you. Fast ones.
[04:07] High Elf Archer
    That won't be enough to catch up to them.
[04:09] Dwarf Shaman
    Then I'll just use a spell.
[04:12] Lizardman Priest
    But to think that I get to slay goblins
    and delve into the deepest of dungeons...
[04:18] Lizardman Priest
    I could not ask for greater fortune.
[04:21] Lizardman Priest
    Sir Goblin Slayer also seems
    quite excited himself.
[04:25] Goblin Slayer
    Do I?
[04:27] High Elf Archer
    But... are you sure about this?
[04:28] Priestess
    Huh?
[04:29] High Elf Archer
    I'd rather not bring it up, but...
[04:32] Priestess
    "She did something awful to me,
    so I don't care what happens to her."
[04:36] Priestess
    I can't say I don't feel that
    way even in the slightest...
[04:43] Priestess
    But still, I can't just say
    that I'm all right with
[04:47] Priestess
    terrible things happening to her, can I?
[04:50] High Elf Archer
    All right, good.
[04:52] High Elf Archer
    Let's go!
[04:53] Priestess
    Right!
[05:02] Sword Maiden
    Please wait a moment!
[05:06] Goblin Slayer
    What is it?
[05:08] Sword Maiden
    Um... Thank you for everything.
[05:12] Goblin Slayer
    No need to thank me.
[05:13] Goblin Slayer
    This is my job.
[05:16] Goblin Slayer
    I've compiled everything I was researching.
[05:18] Goblin Slayer
    There are a lot of parts I don't understand.
[05:20] Sword Maiden
    Right.
[05:21] Sword Maiden
    These are also just the
    parts that I remember...
[05:25] Sword Maiden
    But this is a map of the dungeon
    down to the fourth level.
[05:28] Goblin Slayer
    Fourth level?
[05:29] Lizardman Priest
    Oho. This is drawn quite well.
[05:32] Sword Maiden
    I used to be in charge of drawing maps.
[05:35] Goblin Slayer
    It's not to the lowest level?
[05:37] Sword Maiden
    The fourth level is where
    the heart of the dungeon,
[05:40] Sword Maiden
    surrounded in magic and miasma, lies.
[05:43] Sword Maiden
    And if you are going to travel
    below the fourth level...
[05:47] Sword Maiden
    None of you will make it back alive...
[05:53] Sword Maiden
    if you don't have this.
[05:56] Priestess
    Is that an amulet?
[05:58] Sword Maiden
    It's nothing that impressive.
[06:01] Sword Maiden
    It's just a blue ribbon.
[06:03] Sword Maiden
    It will act as a key to travel
    deep into the dungeon.
[06:09] Sword Maiden
    I pray that you return safely.
[06:14] Goblin Slayer
    Right. We plan to.
[06:24] Female Merchant
    Do you ever think about
    going on adventures again?
[06:29] Sword Maiden
    I'm not sure.
[06:32] Sword Maiden
    The only reason I was able to get back
[06:34] Sword Maiden
    on my feet was because I went
    on adventures with my comrades...
[06:38] Sword Maiden
    But I no longer have the courage
    to face anything terrifying.
[06:45] Sword Maiden
    I am a weak woman.
[06:48] Female Merchant
    Well, it's only natural to be
    scared of terrifying things.
[06:51] Sword Maiden
    Don't you think it's necessary to move on?
[06:55] Female Merchant
    I mean, I guess I feel that way sometimes...
[06:59] Female Merchant
    Because it takes everything
    I have just to face it.
[07:04] Sword Maiden
    Goblins... should all just disappear.
[07:22] Priestess
    Look!
[07:23] High Elf Archer
    Looks like we're on the right track.
    That's great.
[07:26] Priestess
    Yes.
[07:27] Priestess
    But I don't see that much blood...
[07:31] Priestess
    Nor a corpse.
[07:32] Priestess
    It seems as though she was
    immediately kidnapped.
[07:35] High Elf Archer
    The merchant mentioned that they had
    some cursed object or something, right?
[07:40] High Elf Archer
    Does that mean she's a sacrifice?
[07:41] Dwarf Shaman
    Probably.
[07:43] Dwarf Shaman
    When princesses are kidnapped,
[07:45] Dwarf Shaman
    they're basically either gonna end
    up brides, ransoms, or sacrifices.
[07:49] Goblin Slayer
    The question is if they were
    targeting her from the start,
[07:51] Goblin Slayer
    or if they took her by coincidence.
[07:53] Goblin Slayer
    If they were plotting to take the princess
    from the start, this plan is too sloppy.
[07:57] High Elf Archer
    Either way, we don't need
    to waste any more time here.
[08:01] High Elf Archer
    Let's go!
[08:02] Priestess
    Right!
[08:23] Goblin Slayer
    There are footprints. Goblins and wolves.
[08:26] Goblin Slayer
    No doubt about it.
[08:28] Dwarf Shaman
    That's gonna make it a bit
    hard to search for them.
[08:31] Goblin Slayer
    It won't. They're goblins.
[08:34] Goblin Slayer
    They believe, without a doubt,
    that they are smart.
[08:38] Lizardman Priest
    And?
[08:39] Goblin Slayer
    Which means they believe the one that's
[08:41] Goblin Slayer
    either at the highest place or the one
    that's deepest below is the most important.
[08:45] High Elf Archer
    So, what do we wanna do?
[08:47] High Elf Archer
    Attack them with fire? Water?
    Or are we using explosions again?
[08:50] Goblin Slayer
    I haven't thought about that yet.
    What do you think?
[08:53] Lizardman Priest
    Well...
[08:54] Lizardman Priest
    A lord of a castle would usually only
[08:57] Lizardman Priest
    confine himself to a castle if he knew
    reinforcements were coming or not coming.
[09:01] Priestess
    U-Um...
[09:02] Lizardman Priest
    Confining oneself is a strategy used when
    reinforcements are definitely coming.
[09:06] Lizardman Priest
    Otherwise, it's a strategy used when
    there are no other options left.
[09:10] Lizardman Priest
    Either way, I don't believe the goblins
    are smart enough to understand that.
[09:14] High Elf Archer
    Well, yeah. They're goblins.
[09:16] Lizardman Priest
    But there is no guarantee that
[09:18] Lizardman Priest
    reinforcements won't appear
    in hordes from underground.
[09:25] Goblin Slayer
    I guess we'll sneak in.
[09:29] Dwarf Shaman
    Sometimes, I get jealous of your claws.
[09:39] Goblin Slayer
    Let's go up.
[09:40] Lizardman Priest
    We'll go around the castle walls and
    drop down in the outskirts of town.
[09:44] Lizardman Priest
    Then we'll head into the dungeon.
[09:46] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, we don't have time to
    stroll around town or rest, so...
[09:51] Priestess
    We won't be able to turn back
    until we're done this time.
[09:54] Priestess
    So we must do anything and
    everything we can, right?
[09:57] Goblin Slayer
    But try to limit the use of spells...
    as much as possible.
[10:05] Lizardman Priest
    Which means we'll be using
    our usual formation.
[10:07] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like my axe will
    be coming in handy, then.
[10:11] High Elf Archer
    Come to think of it...
[10:13] High Elf Archer
    Is this your first time
    thoroughly exploring a dungeon?
[10:17] Priestess
    Yes, my first time will be
    this "Dungeon of the Dead."
[10:20] Priestess
    Honestly... Why are my first
    times always like this?
[10:33] Goblin Slayer
    How do we want to proceed?
[10:34] Lizardman Priest
    I believe it would be best
    to heard right toward
[10:37] Lizardman Priest
    the fourth floor as soon as possible.
[10:39] Goblin Slayer
    Then I'll let you lead the way.
[10:41] Lizardman Priest
    But of course. First, we will head north.
[10:57] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, yes. Come!
[10:59] Lizardman Priest
    I shall conquer the lot of you!
[11:04] Dwarf Shaman
    You know, it might be a wee bit difficult
    to do all this without any spells.
[11:08] High Elf Archer
    Honestly, a dagger seems much
    better than arrows right now.
[11:16] Goblin Slayer
    Let's go.
[11:17] Priestess
    Right!
[11:18] Goblin Slayer
    We're going to slay all the goblins!
[11:25] Goblin Slayer
    That's ten, eleven...
[11:27] High Elf Archer
    I really don't want to be shooting
    arrows in such a confined space!
[11:32] High Elf Archer
    I think I'm gonna run out of arrows.
[11:34] High Elf Archer
    Where are we supposed to go?
[11:36] Lizardman Priest
    Around the corner and
    into the door at the end.
[11:38] Lizardman Priest
    Once we go through the door, we head left!
[11:41] High Elf Archer
    Got it!
[11:42] Priestess
    Take that!
[11:43] Priestess
    We should watch out behind us.
[11:45] Priestess
    Goblins may come out of the burial chamber.
[11:47] Dwarf Shaman
    Got it! Don't push yourself, though!
[11:54] Dwarf Shaman
    Beard-cutter! There's no end to this!
[11:56] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[11:58] Goblin Slayer
    That's fifteen. We're going left, correct?
[12:00] Lizardman Priest
    Yes. Let's head toward the door!
[12:03] Goblin Slayer
    Take the lead.
[12:04] High Elf Archer
    You've got something up your sleeve again?
[12:06] Goblin Slayer
    No water, poison, or explosions.
[12:16] Goblin Slayer
    Go!
[12:17] Lizardman Priest
    Understood!
[12:22] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, can you jump over that?
[12:24] Priestess
    I-I will!
[12:25] High Elf Archer
    Let's do this. Here we go!
[12:27] Dwarf Shaman
    Hup!
[12:30] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg!
[12:31] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[12:37] Goblin Slayer
    Destroy the door and jump in!
[12:39] Dwarf Shaman
    Got it!
[12:46] Goblin Slayer
    Hurry up and get in,
    or you'll get sucked in, too!
[13:01] High Elf Archer
    What was that?
[13:02] Goblin Slayer
    It was a Gate. I connected
    it to a high place.
[13:04] High Elf Archer
    A high place?
[13:05] Goblin Slayer
    The sky.
[13:06] High Elf Archer
    So you're saying that, somewhere
    in the world, it's raining goblins?
[13:10] High Elf Archer
    Oh, whatever. It's better than being flooded.
[13:14] Goblin Slayer
    Is it?
[13:15] High Elf Archer
    Anyway...
[13:17] High Elf Archer
    It's really dark in here.
[13:19] High Elf Archer
    You know it's dark when elf eyes
    are having trouble seeing.
[13:24] Priestess
    I can't seem to get a fire started.
[13:26] Lizardman Priest
    This must be what's called a
    domain of restraint or darkness.
[13:37] Priestess
    I'm sorry I haven't been much help.
[13:40] Dwarf Shaman
    Don't even worry about it.
[13:42] Dwarf Shaman
    We're in real trouble if our back line
    has to go around swinging weapons.
[13:46] Dwarf Shaman
    Even Beard-cutter'd be concerned.
[13:49] Lizardman Priest
    Indeed. A priest's job is not to
    swing a weapon at the enemy.
[13:56] Priestess
    Right... Does that mean restraint
    is also a part of my duty?
[14:01] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. You'll definitely
    have a role to play in time.
[14:04] Priestess
    Right. I'll do my best when that happens.
[14:18] Lizardman Priest
    An elevator...
[14:36] Sage
    I think I'm losing my sanity
    just looking at that thing.
[14:47] Sword Saint
    Really? The fact that it bleeds
    means that we can kill it,
[14:51] Sword Saint
    so I think it'll all work out.
[14:53] Sage
    Maybe I'll just use Fusion Blast
    to end that thing in a single blow.
[14:57] Hero
    If you do that and the
    mountain's height changes,
[14:59] Hero
    I'm the one who's gonna get yelled at!
[15:02] Hero
    I'm relieved that it moves
    in such a simple way, though.
[15:06] Hero
    It just sorta charges at us.
    Maybe this thing's dumb.
[15:09] Sword Saint
    It just gets as big as it
    wants and then attacks us.
[15:13] Sword Saint
    Which is exactly why we need to
    take care of it here and now.
[15:16] Sage
    I really don't want to think about
[15:18] Sage
    us losing to this thing and
    getting sucked into it.
[15:21] Sage
    But I believe you both
    brought up good points.
[15:24] Sage
    I think it's because its thought process
    probably isn't fully developed...
[15:29] Sage
    But I believe this thing swallows up
    other things and learns from them.
[15:33] Sage
    If the targets this thing took in
[15:35] Sage
    just happened to be stupid and weak,
[15:38] Sage
    and that's why it's not
    too difficult to fight...
[15:42] Sage
    From where exactly did these goblin
    corpses fall upon the mountain?
[15:48] Hero
    I'm sure someone just had a quest
    to slay goblins and dealt with it.
[15:53] Hero
    In that case, we can't lose, either.
[16:00] Hero
    Not that we ever do!
[16:14] Goblin Slayer
    I researched it back at the temple,
[16:16] Goblin Slayer
    but I've never seen tattoos like
    the ones they have before.
[16:20] Goblin Slayer
    But I'm pretty sure they have
    a spellcaster among them.
[16:24] Priestess
    So a goblin shaman...
[16:26] Goblin Slayer
    We can't be sure just yet.
[16:30] High Elf Archer
    Are you all right?
[16:31] Priestess
    Yes, I'm fine.
[16:33] Goblin Slayer
    It must be from
[16:34] Goblin Slayer
    the same group of goblins that's been
    causing trouble in this area lately.
[16:37] Goblin Slayer
    That must be their boss.
[16:39] Dwarf Shaman
    Then we'll have to take
    out the spellcaster first.
[16:43] Lizardman Priest
    No, we'll have to see the number
    of enemies and their equipment first.
[16:46] Lizardman Priest
    We'll be sitting ducks if
    we use the elevator and
[16:49] Lizardman Priest
    they're just waiting to ambush us.
[16:51] Goblin Slayer
    Projectile weapons?
    That's going to be trouble.
[16:54] Dwarf Shaman
    Hey, long-ears. Do you hear anything?
[16:58] High Elf Archer
    Hmm... I think there's more than ten, maybe?
[17:02] High Elf Archer
    Maybe twenty. I just hear a lot of footsteps.
[17:05] High Elf Archer
    Of course, I can't tell what kind
    of equipment they have...
[17:08] High Elf Archer
    Also, I smell something
    strange... from below.
[17:12] Goblin Slayer
    Is it poisonous?
[17:13] Lizardman Priest
    No. I believe that they might be
    performing some kind of ritual.
[17:17] Lizardman Priest
    It would only be natural for
    them to light incense, then.
[17:20] Dwarf Shaman
    Either way, we're probably
    better off not breathing it in.
[17:26] Dwarf Shaman
    Beard-cutter! What about that gas mask
    you made with cloth and charcoal?
[17:30] Goblin Slayer
    That was just a quick fix.
[17:32] Goblin Slayer
    If we have time, we should wet
    our clothes with an antidote.
[17:37] Goblin Slayer
    I'd rather not use them now,
    but it is an option.
[17:41] Priestess
    Oh, then I can...
[17:44] Priestess
    Um, I mean, I...
[17:47] Priestess
    I just thought I'd use
    Holy Light first, as usual...
[17:51] Priestess
    Since I think that's more
    likely to be effective.
[17:56] Goblin Slayer
    Thanks.
[17:57] Priestess
    Right!
[17:58] Lizardman Priest
    Then Lady Priestess will make the first move.
[18:00] Lizardman Priest
    I will probably be on the
    front line, as usual.
[18:03] Lizardman Priest
    What will you do, Sir Spellcaster?
[18:05] Dwarf Shaman
    Let's see... I think I have about
    two... no, three spells left.
[18:11] Dwarf Shaman
    Beard-cutter, what would you like?
[18:13] Goblin Slayer
    Some light. I'll leave the rest to you.
[18:16] High Elf Archer
    I guess I'm just doing my usual.
[18:18] High Elf Archer
    I'll jump around and shoot them,
    and back everyone up.
[18:21] Lizardman Priest
    And then we'll all just have to do our
    best to be flexible and resourceful.
[18:27] Priestess
    Isn't that another way of saying
    we'll just leave it up to chance?
[18:30] Goblin Slayer
    No. That's not something goblins can manage.
[18:38] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother, please, by your
    revered hand, cleanse us of our corruption.
[18:51] Dwarf Shaman
    Show us light, burn bright, Will-o'-the-wisp!
[18:54] Dwarf Shaman
    Friar's lantern of the swamp, 'tis your time!
[19:03] Priestess
    How awful!
[19:11] Priestess
    She's alive?
[19:20] Goblin Slayer
    One staff, five swords, five clubs,
    two spears, seven bows, no hobs, twenty total!
[19:26] Goblin Slayer
    As we figured... is that a shaman?
[19:27] Priestess
    No!
[19:28] Priestess
    That's a priest!
[19:37] High Elf Archer
    Take that!
[19:39] High Elf Archer
    No way! Is that Protection?
[19:42] Goblin Slayer
    Then we do this.
[19:48] Goblin Slayer
    Take out their archers!
    This'll have to be hand-to-hand combat!
[19:50] High Elf Archer
    Got it!
[19:51] Lizardman Priest
    O sickle wings of the velociraptor...
[19:53] Lizardman Priest
    Slice, fly, and hunt!
[20:03] Lizardman Priest
    Goblin arrows feel like a mere
    spring shower, do they not?
[20:17] High Elf Archer
    Easy-peasy.
[20:18] High Elf Archer
    I'll back you up, so take
    care of the rest of them!
[20:33] Goblin Slayer
    Only thirteen remaining!
[20:37] Priestess
    What is this anxiousness I'm feeling?
[20:41] Priestess
    It doesn't sound like it's offering a prayer.
[20:45] Priestess
    Yet why won't the barrier come down?
[20:49] Dwarf Shaman
    Take that!
[21:00] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[21:02] Priestess
    She's a sacrifice!
[21:04] Goblin Slayer
    Are they doing a bloodletting?
[21:06] Priestess
    They won't get away with this!
[21:08] Priestess
    I'm going to do this!
[21:09] Goblin Slayer
    We'll leave that to you.
[21:11] Lizardman Priest
    Do what must be done!
[21:14] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother...
[21:17] Priestess
    Please, by your revered hand,
    cleanse us of our corruption.
[21:22] Priestess
    Purify!
[21:59] Goblin Slayer
    That's twenty.
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SIGN    O Prayers, Have You Reached Heaven?
[00:09] High Elf Archer
    Is it over?
[00:10] Dwarf Shaman
    Looks like it.
[00:32] Priestess
    Thank goodness.
[00:42] Priestess
    You're all right now.
[00:46] Priestess
    It's okay.
[00:49] Lizardman Priest
    It appears as though she's calming down.
[00:53] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[00:53] Lizardman Priest
    Things seemed unsure for a little while...
[00:57] Goblin Slayer
    As long as she feels better,
    the reason doesn't matter.
[01:01] Lizardman Priest
    I believe that, if we are asking questions,
     it should be about this.
[01:05] Goblin Slayer
    What do you think?
[01:06] Lizardman Priest
    Well, I'm quite certain that they
    were trying to resurrect a Dark God.
[01:12] High Elf Archer
    Hey.
[01:13] High Elf Archer
    We're done with work now, right?
[01:15] High Elf Archer
    We can leave now, right?
[01:17] Goblin Slayer
    No. There are still some
    goblin stragglers up above.
[01:21] Goblin Slayer
    We need to slay all of them.
[01:22] High Elf Archer
    Yeesh...
[01:23] Lizardman Priest
    It will be a fearsome trip home.
[01:25] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, what can ya do?
[01:35] High Elf Archer
    I just want to hurry home and bathe.
[01:38] Lizardman Priest
    Well, you probably won't have to
    wait long for a rain of blood.
[01:48] High Elf Archer
    Wha—
[01:56] Priestess
    A greater demon's hand...
[03:45] Lizardman Priest
    O thou who went beyond the
    white destruction, maniraptor!
[03:50] Lizardman Priest
    Behold my deeds in battle!
[04:00] Priestess
    I'll use... a miracle...
[04:02] Lizardman Priest
    Nay...
[04:03] Lizardman Priest
    I no longer have any spells I can use.
[04:11] Dwarf Shaman
    Scaly!
[04:12] High Elf Archer
    Hey! This is bad!
[04:18] Goblin Slayer
    You're still alive, aren't you?
[04:19] Lizardman Priest
    Well, I am not dead yet.
[04:22] Lizardman Priest
    Thank you.
[04:24] Goblin Slayer
    It's nothing. Create a wall!
[04:26] Dwarf Shaman
    Create a wall?
[04:29] Dwarf Shaman
    The snow!
[04:31] High Elf Archer
    This way! Hurry!
[04:33] Priestess
    Right!
[04:38] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg! Hurry!
[04:39] Goblin Slayer
    Right.
[04:42] Dwarf Shaman
    Atali, O Atali. Might you
    grace this hero with a dance?
[04:53] Dwarf Shaman
    'Tis a simple snow cave. What do you think?
[04:57] Priestess
    We might... be okay.
[04:58] Priestess
    A healing... no. Can I get a stamina potion?
[05:02] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah.
[05:04] Goblin Slayer
    You and that girl have some, too.
[05:06] Priestess
    Right!
[05:09] Dwarf Shaman
    Beard-cutter, long-ears,
    you two have some of this, too.
[05:17] Goblin Slayer
    Drink it. It'll warm you up.
[05:19] Goblin Slayer
    You'll die if you don't move around.
[05:21] High Elf Archer
    I really hate this stuff.
[05:29] High Elf Archer
    Looks like that hand won't reach over here.
[05:32] Goblin Slayer
    We achieved our goal, then.
    How's the girl doing?
[05:36] Priestess
    She's physically weak.
[05:38] Priestess
    She probably won't last here long.
[05:42] Goblin Slayer
    What do you think?
[05:46] Goblin Slayer
    No... I guess our choices
    are to attack or retreat.
[05:52] Goblin Slayer
    There's no reason why we need to defeat it.
[05:55] High Elf Archer
    True. If I were to quote you,
    that's clearly not a gob—
[06:13] High Elf Archer
    I'm... okay...
[06:16] Goblin Slayer
    So that thing can actually move.
[06:21] Goblin Slayer
    Can it see?
[06:26] Dwarf Shaman
    What do we do, Beard-cutter?
[06:33] Goblin Slayer
    I have a plan.
[06:37] Goblin Slayer
    Let's do this.
[06:39] Priestess
    Right!
[06:52] Priestess
    Over here!
[07:00] Goblin Slayer
    Not happening!
[07:07] Goblin Slayer
    It's called Medea's Oil, or petroleum.
    It's water that burns.
[07:15] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer, what about the flame?
[07:17] Goblin Slayer
    It's too cold. It won't light.
[07:19] Goblin Slayer
    Get back! Go!
[07:20] Priestess
    Right!
[07:23] Goblin Slayer
    Never forget this when adventuring... I guess.
[07:31] Goblin Slayer
    Come on!
[07:39] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer! Goblin Slayer!
[07:42] Goblin Slayer
    I'm... fine.
[07:45] Goblin Slayer
    How's it going with you?
[07:47] Priestess
    Oh, right!
[07:48] Priestess
    I'll do it right away!
[07:50] Priestess
    I knew it.
[07:51] Priestess
    This was a key for this place.
[07:56] Priestess
    I'm ready at any time!
[07:57] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[08:05] Priestess
    Another blizzard!
[08:13] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer!
[08:16] High Elf Archer
    Orcbolg!
[08:16] Dwarf Shaman
    Dance, dance, Salamander.
    Lend me some of your tail's flame.
[08:23] Lizardman Priest
    O sickle wings of the velociraptor...
[08:26] Lizardman Priest
    Slice, fly, and hunt!
[08:29] Lizardman Priest
    O thou who brings great destruction!
[08:31] Lizardman Priest
    If you want us as corpses,
    bring forth the fiery stone from heaven!
[08:38] Dwarf Shaman
    Go for it, long-ears!
[09:09] Priestess
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[09:11] Priestess
    please protect us, the weak,
    with the powers of the earth.
[09:33] High Elf Archer
    Did we do it?
[09:37] Priestess
    Not... yet!
[09:51] Priestess
    Not... yet. No. I'm not done yet! I'm not!
[09:55] Goblin Slayer
    It's coming!
[10:04] Priestess
    This is an elevator...
[10:23] Priestess
    A hammer... and an anvil.
[10:28] Goblin Slayer
    That's right.
    I'm impressed you remembered.
[10:31] Priestess
    That's...
[10:33] Priestess
    That's because it's something you taught me.
[10:39] Goblin Slayer
    I see.
[10:40] Priestess
    Yes.
[10:57] Priestess
    Take that!
[11:01] Goblin Slayer
    That's eight!
[11:04] Goblin Slayer
    That's ten.
[11:08] Goblin Slayer
    How does it look?
[11:09] High Elf Archer
    Looks clear... Though I'm not
    too confident about that.
[11:12] Priestess
    I'll go get them, then.
[11:17] Priestess
    It's all right now.
[11:19] Dwarf Shaman
    Hey, thanks.
[11:22] Lizardman Priest
    I'm terribly sorry. If only my body
    were a bit more responsive...
[11:27] Priestess
    Oh, no. I just wish I were stronger...
[11:30] Dwarf Shaman
    You still wouldn't be able
    to carry these two around.
[11:33] Priestess
    But...
[11:34] Dwarf Shaman
    Even if you had some more muscle on ya,
    humans and dwarves are built different.
[11:41] Princess
    Thank you... I'm sorry... Thank you...
[11:47] Princess
    Big Brother...
[11:49] Priestess
    I was just like this eighteen months ago.
[11:53] Priestess
    I didn't know anything... I was innocent,
    I lacked strength, and I was foolish.
[12:01] Priestess
    She is me.
[12:07] Goblin Slayer
    You can't help what you don't have.
[12:09] Goblin Slayer
    So you just have to make do
     with what you do have.
[12:12] High Elf Archer
    I think you're trying to tell
    her not to worry about this,
[12:14] High Elf Archer
    but you really gotta work
    on how you word things.
[12:16] Priestess
    Are you two all right?
[12:19] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[12:21] High Elf Archer
    I'm good.
[12:22] Priestess
    All right.
[12:51] Dwarf Shaman
    I mean, we knew this would happen.
[12:53] Dwarf Shaman
    We made quite a ruckus with
    that giant hand back there.
[12:56] Dwarf Shaman
    Pretty sure they wouldn't have
    noticed us if it weren't for that.
[12:59] High Elf Archer
    Well, this is definitely backwards.
[13:01] High Elf Archer
    It feels like we're the ones about to be slain.
[13:03] Lizardman Priest
    A dungeon and a dragon...
    A cave and a troll...
[13:06] Lizardman Priest
    And an abyss and adventurers.
[13:10] Lizardman Priest
    Ah, yes. It all makes sense.
[13:11] Dwarf Shaman
    Are you good, Scaly?
[13:12] Lizardman Priest
    'Tis fine. I made up my mind that when I met
    my death, I would be standing upright.
[13:17] Lizardman Priest
    So, do we have a plan, Sir Goblin Slayer?
[13:29] Priestess
    Goblin Slayer?
[13:32] Goblin Slayer
    This incident won't make the
    kingdom or army take action.
[13:35] Goblin Slayer
    I'm sure the king doesn't
    want the world to know that
[13:38] Goblin Slayer
    a family member was kidnapped by goblins.
[13:40] Priestess
    Right...
[13:47] Priestess
    Goblin... Slayer...
[13:51] Goblin Slayer
    This is goblin slaying.
[14:03] Goblin Slayer
    But... if it's not...
[14:07] Sword Maiden
    Lord of Judgment,
[14:08] Sword Maiden
    Sword Prince, Bearer of Scales,
    show your power!
[14:15] High Elf Archer
    Wha—
[14:18] Dwarf Shaman
    Well, I'll be damned...
[14:20] Lizardman Priest
    I see... Hammer and anvil indeed.
[14:24] Lizardman Priest
    So this was your plan.
[14:26] Sword Maiden
    Everyone, your enemies are not the goblins.
[14:30] Sword Maiden
    They are the non-prayers who wish to bring
    the demons of chaos into our world...
[14:34] Sword Maiden
    The evil sect.
[14:38] Sword Maiden
    A certain adventurer informed me of this.
[14:43] Sword Maiden
    May each and every one of them be struck
    down by the judgment they deserve!
[14:47] Earth Mother Warrior Priest
    O merciful Earth Mother,
[14:47] Battle Goddess Warrior Priest
    O goddess of battle! Grant us victory!
[14:47] God of Knowledge Warrior Priest
    Watchman of the candle, please shine a
    light into the darkness that we travel.
[14:48] Supreme God Warrior Priest
    Lord of Judgment, Sword Prince,
    Bearer of Scales, let there be light!
[14:48] God of Trade Warrior Priest
    O god of roaming wind, bring
    forth fortune in our travels!
[14:48] Earth Mother Warrior Priest
    please protect us, the weak, 
    with the powers of the earth.
[14:52] God of Knowledge Warrior Priest
    Let the darkness fall!
[14:56] Random priest
    Curse you, goblins!
[14:59] Goblin Slayer
    I did tell her.
[15:02] Goblin Slayer
    But the rest was up to her.
[15:28] Priestess
    I...
[15:31] Priestess
    I want to support him.
[15:34] Priestess
    Someday, I'll be able to.
[15:44] Heretic
    But I must say... Your plan was brilliant.
[15:48] Noble
    Oh, you flatter me.
[15:52] Noble
    Controlling the goblins with the fiery stone
    from heaven, having them kidnap the princess,
[15:56] Noble
    then using her as a sacrifice
    to resurrect a Demon God...
[15:59] Heretic
    Then having that Demon God crossbreed
    with that thing from beyond the stars
[16:03] Heretic
    to create something even more terrifying...
[16:06] Noble
    It can also impersonate the princess.
[16:08] Noble
    We're going to take advantage of that,
    which will leave the king helpless.
[16:13] Noble
    If any part of this succeeds,
    it's more than enough.
[16:16] Noble
    Even if every part of it fails,
[16:18] Noble
    as long as we spread rumors that
    the princess has been tainted...
[16:21] Heretic
    Her engagement will fall through.
[16:23] Heretic
    The power of their bloodline will cease
    to be, the king's authority will wane,
[16:27] Heretic
    and the scale of power at the palace
    will tilt heavily to one side.
[16:30] Noble
    There is no way a filthy adventurer
    like him has any right
[16:33] Noble
    to run this kingdom just because
    he's related to the royal family.
[16:39] Heretic
    We will just be happy to gain
    more followers under your rule.
[16:43] Noble
    Your wisdom will prove useful to me, as well.
[16:49] Heretic
    By the way, it's been a while since
    we've heard rumors of that nuisance.
[16:55] Noble
    Do you believe those rumors?
[16:57] Noble
    Rubbish. That's nothing more than
    a tale the commoners made up.
[17:04] Noble
    What's going on?!
[17:06] Knight of Diamonds
    Hey, guys. It's been a while.
[17:09] Knight of Diamonds
    I'm sure you're missing me by now, too. Right?
[17:16] Noble
    The Knight of Diamonds!
[17:21] Noble
    Insolent cur! Do you know
    whose mansion this is?!
[17:25] Noble
    Take off your helmet! I demand it!
[17:27] Knight of Diamonds
    Oh? So you want to see my face?
[17:29] Knight of Diamonds
    That's fine, but you'd better not regret it!
[17:33] Noble
    Wha—
[17:33] Heretic
    It can't be!
[17:34] Noble
    Guards! Guards!
[17:36] Guards
    What's going on?!
[17:37] Guards
    Is something wrong?!
[17:44] Knight of Diamonds
    Honestly...
[17:47] Knight of Diamonds
    Welp, I guess the cat's out of the bag.
[17:50] Knight of Diamonds
    It doesn't matter, though.
[17:52] Knight of Diamonds
    I'll strike you down in the name of heaven!
[18:04] Guild Girl
    So he didn't accept the reward?
[18:08] High Elf Archer
    He didn't!
[18:09] High Elf Archer
    Can you believe him?!
[18:11] Priestess
    Well, it's not that he didn't get it.
    We did actually receive it.
[18:15] High Elf Archer
    Just the amount for goblin slaying!
[18:17] Guild Girl
    Well, you know how he is.
[18:20] Guild Girl
    Saving a noblewoman who was
    kidnapped during her travels...
[18:23] Guild Girl
    Yet goblin slaying is goblin slaying.
[18:27] Priestess
    Yes.
[18:30] Guild Girl
    But apparently, there was a lot
    going on in the capital, too.
[18:33] Guild Girl
    Evidently, another stronghold
    of heretics was taken down.
[18:37] High Elf Archer
    Hm? What's wrong? If something's
    on your mind, tell me.
[18:42] Priestess
    I guess... becoming stronger...
[18:45] Priestess
    Or maybe I should say maturing...
     It's so hard to do.
[18:50] Priestess
    I'm honestly about to lose hope.
[18:52] High Elf Archer
    Well, of course it's hard!
[18:54] High Elf Archer
    Even trees don't grow big in an instant!
[18:56] High Elf Archer
    It'd be shocking if they did!
[18:58] Guild Girl
    Well, no good comes
    out of rushing anything.
[19:01] Priestess
    Right...
[19:03] Guild Girl
    Even if you were to gain experience by
    training and going on expeditions alone...
[19:06] Guild Girl
    That's not always reliable, either.
[19:09] Guild Girl
    By the way, I received some good news...
    Well, for you, at least.
[19:14] Priestess
    Good news?
[19:16] Guild Girl
    I heard that the princess has become
    a devout believer in the Earth Mother.
[19:21] Priestess
    That's...
[19:25] Guild Girl
    Oh! She's not joining a nunnery.
[19:28] Guild Girl
    But apparently, she met a cleric
    who serves the Earth Mother.
[19:32] Priestess
    Huh?
[19:33] Guild Girl
    "I don't know what the future holds,
    but I want to be like her," she said.
[19:42] Priestess
    H-Huh?
[19:45] High Elf Archer
    Hey, that's great. Yeah, that's great news.
[19:52] Priestess
    Yes.
[20:00] Goblin Slayer
    Nothing changed.
[20:03] Goblin Slayer
    We accept a quest, head to the location,
[20:06] Goblin Slayer
    slay goblins, save any prisoners,
    and go home.
[20:13] Goblin Slayer
    That is everything.
[20:14] Goblin Slayer
    That is my duty.
[20:16] Goblin Slayer
    This road doesn't end. It's neverending.
[20:21] Goblin Slayer
    I cannot walk the same path as those girls.
[20:28] Goblin Slayer
    I don't know what's right...
    but I know what I must do.
[20:34] Goblin Slayer
    That's all there is.
[21:09] Cow Girl
    Oh, welcome home!
[21:12] Cow Girl
    I saw you from my window.
[21:14] Cow Girl
    It's dangerous to walk around
    in a daze when it's this dark.
[21:18] Goblin Slayer
    Yeah. I'm home.
[21:21] Cow Girl
    Yup! Dinner's already ready, so hurry up.
[21:27] Goblin Slayer
    Nothing will change.
[21:29] Goblin Slayer
    I go on adventures and slay goblins.
[21:34] Goblin Slayer
    That's what I chose to do.
[21:37] Goblin Slayer
    And then...
[21:46] Goblin Slayer
    Nothing will change.