E7 - The Behavior of Bears 2

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SIGN    The Behavior of Bears 2
[00:00] PITY
    "The Behavior of Bears 2."
SIGN    The Behavior of Bears 2
[00:01] GLOOMY
    Bear!
SIGN    The Dark Side of Evil Corporations: Disturbing Power Harassment
     The Reality of Overtime
[00:03] ANNOUNCER
    Hi, everyone! How have you been?
[00:06] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    You know, I taught my junior
    the secrets of getting by in life,
[00:06] PITY
    I like this newscaster.
[00:11] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    but they didn't remember a thing!
[00:11] PITY
    What's wrong, Gloomy?
[00:13] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    How rude, right?
[00:13] PITY
    Are you sleepy?
[00:15] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    Talk about pearls before swine, huh?
[00:16] PITY
    There, there.
[00:18] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    They say, "no use crying over spilt milk,"
[00:20] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    so take heed of others' kind advice.
    Or else, you'll get hurt!
[00:21] PITY
    Now I need to use the bathroom.
[00:23] PITY
    Shouldn't have had the pomegranate latte.
[00:25] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    Let's read today's letter.
[00:26] PITY
    If I don't go now, I'll make a puddle here!
[00:27] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    "I happily live with a bear,
[00:29] PITY
    I'm reaching... my... limit!
[00:30] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    but I carelessly ran in front
    of him the other day.
[00:32] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    My clothes were in tatters..."
[00:33] PITY
    Sorry, Gloomy!
[00:46] ANNOUNCER
    What? You ran and got attacked by a bear?
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[00:49] PITY
    Om krodhana hum jah...
[00:49] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    Forgot the lesson from the
    previous segment, did you?
[00:52] ANNOUNCER (in the background)
    But I don't hate that about you.
[00:53] PITY
    Please help me, god of toilets...