7 - Look for a Groom Bravo!
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"Girls Bravo"
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When I was chasing my dream,
I kept it in my school bag
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It's the letter that I couldn't send to you
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My bright feeling is still shining
deep inside my heart
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Every little thing is precious to me
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I fell in love on that summer day
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With your smile reflected on the water
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We frolicked and splashed water on each other
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But the happy days go by in time
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I trust my love and just have to go on now
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Keeping the important word to myself
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Going my way
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Just wait, my future husband.
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With my nice body,
I will captivate your body and soul.
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I'll be counting on you two.
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"Look For a Groom Bravo!"
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Magical Girl Papipupe-poyon!
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Give transcendence advent
in this world of anxiety!
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What?! Maharu requested that
you find a husband for her?
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Yes...
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Hey, who's Maharu?
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Oh, she's my older sister.
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She's becoming impatient
because she can't find a husband.
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There aren't many men on Seiren.
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I see.
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It's a personal request
from Maharu, with no deadline.
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But I don't have any confidence in myself.
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When it comes to men,
you're not good at it, Koyomi.
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Yes...
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This is such a simple mission.
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Just let Tomo handle it.
I'll take care of it easily!
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Well...
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Who is that?
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Oh, I haven't introduced her.
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This is Tomoka Lana Jude,
who has come to support me.
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I am an elite official of
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the Seiren Space Management
Bureau Investigation Department!
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An elite official?
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But you're still a kid?
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Tomo is not a kid!
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Tomo is very elite
and very mature in Seiren.
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I packed many things to help
complete this mission perfectly.
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First...
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What is that?
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Is this going to help in some way?
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I don't know. Will it, Tomoka?
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I don't know anything
about this living creature.
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Why is it in Tomo's bag?
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It looks delicious.
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Don't come over here!
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Don't cause trouble in a place like that!
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You perverted seal! Stop it already!
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It will be okay. I won't eat you right away.
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Oh, please wait a minute.
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Is Miharu planning to eat that creature?
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It looks like she is.
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That sounds impossible.
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At this rate, will I really be able
to fulfill my promise to Maharu?
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Cooking chow mein sounds great too!
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Whoa! What is that?! It looks so cool!
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How amazing! What is that? Wow!
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She may say she's an elite,
but she's still a kid.
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So Miharu, when did you
make up with that thing?
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Ebi and I have gotten
along from the beginning.
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Ebi [shrimp]?
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Right, Ebi?
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Is that supposed to be
the name of the creature?
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Yes. Doesn't it sound so tasty?
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Dear mother,
I'm beginning to lose heart.
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I started this job because I wanted to
bring people together with other people.
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I had already made
my decision to do my best
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to fulfill Maharu's personal request...
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because I felt sorry for her about
not being able to get married.
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But, there are more men
than I could imagine on Earth.
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I can't even walk down the street.
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I fear men.
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I must conceal myself where the sun
doesn't shine in the shadows of objects.
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My mind thinks of
nothing but bad things.
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When will I be able
to fulfill Maharu's wish?
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And what should I do if I run into
that devilish man that I met last time?
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If I get caught by him...!
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Next time I might get
bitten by his poisonous fangs!
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Hey, Koyomi?
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Yes?!
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From what I see,
it seems like you can't do it.
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Koyo, what are you doing?!
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If you act like that, you'll
never complete Maharu's request!
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Do you understand?
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Now, now, Tomoka.
Don't get so upset.
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Tomo is not upset!
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I'm saying it with good intentions
to help motivate careless Koyo!
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That's how children are.
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They think that they just have to yell
and it'll make everything all right.
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Koyomi, even if you haste things...
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it doesn't necessarily
mean that things go well.
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Yes. If you do your best to
search around, you'll find him.
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Yeah. Don't worry about
what a child has to say.
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Tomo is not a child!
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Well then, in order to prove
that Tomo is not a child...
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I'll have to go find a groom
for Maharu before Koyo!
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Then what about Koyomi?
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I can't always be taking
care of poor, hesitating Koyo.
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Maybe you can all help Koyo.
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We all help Koyomi out?
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Yes. The very elite and very
mature and very pretty Tomo...
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would not be bothered
by such a handicap!
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Well then, Koyo, I will be going first!
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Koyomi, we'll help you out. So cheer up!
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Yes...
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But, how?
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I guess there's no choice.
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We'll have to pull some
tricks out of our sleeves.
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Tricks out of our sleeves?
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How careless.
It was indeed careless of me!
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I look away from Yukinari for a little
bit and a new rival for his love appears!
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That girl!
Getting so close to my dear Yukinari!
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Hayate! Kosame!
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Did you call?
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Miss Lisa.
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Go find out about that girl!
This is urgent!
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Understood!
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Is this a trick out of your sleeve?
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It'll be all right.
You'll find a man, no doubt.
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But, even if you say so, this is too much!
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Excuse me, please look this way!
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Yes!
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Oh, over here too, please!
Bend over a little bit.
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Like this?
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Whoa! It's a cleavage festival!
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Wow! It's a butt carnival!
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Shoot!
From the front and from the back!
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Shoot until you get everything she
does, and until you run out of film!
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It is our sublime calling given
to us to take this exact moment...
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in which the goddesses descend
upon us in the new century...
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and to leave it for the later centuries!
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Koyomi! Here, like this!
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But, I can't do things like that.
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You're not losing anything by
showing some cleavage and panty!
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Now, bend forward.
Don't hold on to your skirt!
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Please stop. Kirie!
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That Kirie.
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When it comes to a challenge,
she can't see anything else.
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Miss Kirie. How lovely.
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What have those girls
been doing all this time?
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It seems that girl has a fear of men.
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A fear of men?
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Then why would she
do something like that?
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Yes, the details are unclear, but
it seems she's looking for a groom.
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A groom you say?!
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So, that means she's wearing
that slutty outfit to attract Yukinari?
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Miss?
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You said that she has
a fear of men, right?
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Yes.
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Then there is only one thing to do.
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Strike thoroughly at her
weakest point. Thoroughly!
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Understood.
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No matter who it is...
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I will not forgive the person that
gets between me and Yukinari!
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Hey, you! This isn't a show!
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Man, what a problem, Boss.
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There are so many bastards who
judge people just by their looks.
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Boss?
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Hey, Boss!
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What's the matter, little girl?
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Are you hungry? Or are you lost?
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Hey, tears aren't fit for
such a cute girl like you.
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If anything sad happened,
you can talk to me.
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Actually, Tomo is looking for a man
who would come to Seiren with me.
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Seiren...?
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Where is that? Is that a
name of a shop or something?
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No! No! You have to
come to Seiren with me!
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I'll go! I'll go to Seiren or wherever!
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What are you saying?!
I said that I would go!
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You kids should just back off!
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This is a job for someone both
socially and morally mature like me.
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"Eye Drops for Kids"
So gullible.
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Hey, this!
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Yeah, this one is pretty good, too.
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Right?
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If you want her, she's right over there.
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What's going on?
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Boss...
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What just happened?
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What's with this panda!
It's not very friendly!
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If you're a panda then eat
some bamboo leaves. Here!
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Come on! Do it!
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Hey, did you know?
Pandas are actually pretty ferocious.
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Of all the animals at the zoo,
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pandas have bad
tempers similar to an elephant.
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If you bully them just
because they seem docile...
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you'll be torn to shreds
by their sharp claws.
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Why does this happen to me?!
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Koyomi...
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If I'm going to live in this
embarrassment, I would rather die.
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Koyomi, please don't cry.
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Koyomi! If you get
discouraged just from that...
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then you won't win against Tomoka!
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But it's not working at all!
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You said dressing like this would
attract lots of people. So I did it!
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Really? I think it's very cute.
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It's true. I don't think
this would attract any men.
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What's with you?!
You have problem with my taste?!
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No... I didn't... mean it...
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Then what do you mean?!
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Oh! Kirie. That...
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See! I told you!
There are no mistakes with my plan!
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Are you sure?
They seem to be acting a bit different.
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Yeah...
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Can you wear a maid costume for me?
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I'd like a bunny costume.
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A yukata for me.
So I can pull off the obi.
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Wow! That's amazing. Koyomi!
You're so popular!
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Is that really it?
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The power of cleavage and a panda
outfit is not to be underestimated!
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Is that really it?
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"Make me wear a dirty
outfit and play with me."
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Suffer! Get scared!
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I, Lisa Fukuyama will not overlook
anyone who tries to get in the way
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of the path of love
between Yukinari and me!
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About that, Miss.
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Further investigation reveals that she's
not looking for a companion for herself.
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She is looking for a groom
for a lady named Maharu.
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This could be bad...
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This sure is bad.
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Let's run for it!
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Why? Even with all these men here?
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Forget it! Miharu, hurry!
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We should leave them alone for today.
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Yes, let's leave it at that.
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I finally got a group of Earth men,
but where did they all go?
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What are you doing around here?
Did you get lost?
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Hey, did you find her?
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No, how about over there?
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No. Where did that girl go?
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It seems like we were
able to get away for now.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't think it would come to this.
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Please just leave me alone!
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I know!
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At times like these, you should take a bath!
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Excuse me?
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When you're sad, it's best
to take a bath and become refreshed.
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Now, Koyomi!
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Well, I...
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So you'll come with Tomo?
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Sure, I'll go anywhere with you.
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Tomo is so happy!
I'm so glad to have met you!
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Hey now, don't get so close.
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Oh, it's right here!
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Oh? This is...?
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I'm so bad.
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Taking it out on them after
all they've done to help me.
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I have to apologize.
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And I'll have to be clear with Maharu.
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It seems like I won't be
able to fulfill her promise.
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This is it!
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Koyomi!
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No!
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What?
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Koyomi?!
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Fukuyama?
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Oh, Miharu is here too?
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Both of you came back because
you couldn't forget about me.
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I'm touched!
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I didn't come back for you!
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Koyo, Tomo is the one
who found this man!
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--Only a coward would snatch him like that!
--Tomo brought a troublesome guy.
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Just hurry up and put me down!
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Wait, Koyomi.
Don't struggle so much!
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That light?!
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They disappeared.
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Maharu!
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Then this must be Miharu's house?
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What is with you?
I'm in the middle of taking a bath!
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Oh, that's right!
How good of you to ask.
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Tomo has brought a groom
as requested by you. Let's see...
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A groom you say?
Are you talking about that?
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That's right!
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He seems to be unintelligent,
but I think he's pretty good looking.
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Please stop already!
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You don't have to be so shy!
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I understand that you
think of me as number one!
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I may think of you as number one,
but as the number one I hate!
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He may be good looking,
but isn't he a bit too weird?
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Well, that is...
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I didn't think he was
such a perverted creature.
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Good grief!
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Maharu...
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Maharu? Hey, this is a really nice place.
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A place where there is another
female as beautiful as Koyomi!
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How could you bring
such a perverted man here?
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No, I didn't mean to!
I was dragged here unwillingly.
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That's right! I'm insulted
to be called a "perverted man."
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This is simply an expression
of my overflowing love!
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Stop making up excuses
and go find me a better man!
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I'm sorry!
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"Sasaki"
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Koyomi and the others
are not coming back.
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I wonder if it was all right
that they took a man like him.
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Yeah. He's probably causing
a ruckus in Seiren now.
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Please forgive me!
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Koyomi?
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It's been a long time since I've seen it all.
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Koyomi! Where are you?!
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Koyomi!
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Drown in...
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Hell!
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What just happened?
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Tomoka...
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What happened in Seiren?!
You came back so suddenly!
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Well, Maharu yelled at us!
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She said to bring someone more decent.
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Well, that's expected.
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I have to search all over again.
It's tough being an elite.
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Dear mother, Earth is a scary place.
[21:15] ---
I get bullied while walking down the street.
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I get chased around by
some guy I don't even know.
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I... I...
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I want to hurry and return to Seiren!
[21:45] ---
"There is no man of your destiny,"
everybody laughs at me, but
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the sweet pain that I'm feeling
right now is very strong
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Please realize that I can be
always shining because of you
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Can you feel it? Or you can't?
[22:32] ---
I want to show my feelings for
you to your smiling lips
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Do you want to touch it?
Do you want to try now?
[22:42] ---
I want to stop time and stand on
my tiptoes to kiss you gently.
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"Next episode, "Lots of Bravo!"
Look forward to it!"