# 4 - Bravo in the Mansion!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6VN7WW0R/girls-bravo)
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"Girls Bravo"
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*Yume oikaketeta anokoro no kaban no naka*
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*Kimi ni dasenai ano tegami*
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*Kirameita omoi kokoro no oku ni kagayaku*
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*Hitotsu zutsu ga takaramono*
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*Tokimeita kimochi wa ano natsu no hi no*
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*Suimen ni utsuru kimi no egao*
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*Kira kira hashaideta mizushibuki abite*
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*Fuzakeatta anohi mo toki ga kaeteyuku*
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*Ima wa susumeba ii ai o shinjiyou*
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*Taisetsuna kotoba o muneni himeta mama*
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*Going my way*
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I don't know why you are so
persistent about being with Yukinari...
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But there's no way it would work out.
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Because Yukinari...
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...has a fear of women.
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I never learned to give up.
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"Bravo in the Mansion!"
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Mother!
**[02:14] ---**
I'm going over to Yukinari's.
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Oh yeah.
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I worked hard to make this.
It would be meaningless if I forget it.
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I'm leaving.
**[02:40] ---**
That's...
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Wasn't that Miharu?
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I wonder where she's going?
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That means...
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Right now, Yukinari is home alone.
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Why am I getting so
nervous all of a sudden?
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This is my chance.
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Come on, just press it like
usual and open the door.
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Yukinari! Get the door already!
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Yukinari?
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The inside of the house is much brighter.
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I see.
**[03:46] ---**
I understand that Miharu
has left you to go out...
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but there's no reason
to be so down about it.
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Besides, it's not like Miharu
can stay by your side forever.
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And Miharu
might have had some emergency.
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I'm sure she'll be back
by dinner time, okay?
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Yukinari!
**[04:23] ---**
If you're like that, what will you
do if Miharu returns to Seiren?
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Seiren?
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Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to...
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I wonder if that will happen.
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Miharu. If I'm like this,
she might return to Seiren.
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Because I'm short and slow,
I'm going to get thrown aside.
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You...
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Why would Miharu do
something like that? You are so...
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It'll be okay.
At least this time I think it's different.
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This time?
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What do you mean
"this time it's different"?
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Well, I didn't mean...
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Do you know something?
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Well, I saw her riding
in a car just outside.
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So I don't think it's related to Seiren.
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A car?! What kind?
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An expensive-looking, white,
imported car. That's all that I know.
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An expensive, white, imported car?
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Who does Miharu know
that has that kind of car?
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--Fukuyama!
--Fukuyama!
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That's terrible! I have
to go save Miharu right now!
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Hey, Yukinari! Just wait for me!
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This is my first time here.
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What a big mansion.
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Is there anything I can help you with?
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Oh, hello.
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Is Fuku--
I mean, is Kazuharu here?
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We're Kazuharu's friends.
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Wait, Yukinari.
Why are we his friends?!
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If we don't say that,
she'll get suspicious.
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Let me handle this.
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What did you just say?
**[06:33] ---**
What did you just say?
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Um... That is,
we're Kazuharu's friends.
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Master Kazuharu's friends?!
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Please excuse me. It was such a
shock, that I became lightheaded...
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What do you mean such a shock?
**[06:49] ---**
Well then, will the lady
please step inside.
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Just me?
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Wait a minute!
Why can't I go, too?
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I am sorry. But Master
Kazuharu extremely hates men.
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Excuse us.
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You think I'm going
to go away that easily?
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I am a different man today!
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"Exactly 9 minutes and 37 seconds later"
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If it is to save Miharu...
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this wall is nothing!
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Wait for me Miharu!
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"4 minutes and 11 seconds later"
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I can't. Where am I?
Which way is the mansion?
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I better catch my breath first. And then...
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This is the heliport.
There is a pool further down.
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I see.
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Fukuyama is stupid,
but he really is rich.
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Is something the matter?
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What do you mean?!
Wasn't that the sound of gunshots?!
**[08:12] ---**
Yes, it seems like there's
a mouse. An amateur.
**[08:16] ---**
What is this place?
**[08:17] ---**
Who uses such dangerous
things to get rid of a mouse?!
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Let's go inside.
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Unfortunately, Master Kazuharu
is taking a nap right now...
**[08:27] ---**
but I will take full care of you and
will show you around the mansion.
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I'm not interested.
**[08:35] ---**
I'm implying that it'd be much safer
indoors than out in the garden.
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What is that supposed to mean?
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A little bit closer and I
almost became a honeycomb.
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But something like this
isn't going to stop me!
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I will bring Miharu back from
the demonic hands of Fukuyama!
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Could it be?!
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Dammit, I missed.
**[09:10] ---**
This is Alpha One. I have
sighted the intruder. I will pursue.
**[09:14] ---**
What the heck is going on?!
What's with this house?!
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Hey! What is with this wind!
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All air conditioning within the
area automatically sends air...
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through vents in the bottom.
Is something wrong?
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Just stop the air already!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
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This way please.
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What's with this house?!
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Oh my. It seems your bra is
a bit small, don't you think?
**[10:08] ---**
Huh?
**[10:09] ---**
The top is 89 and under is 64.
I suggest not using the F-cup.
**[10:16] ---**
It would be a waste on
such lovely shaped breasts.
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You!
What are you talking about?!
**[10:23] ---**
This area is set to scan the body.
It takes an x-ray of the full body...
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of everyone within the
elevator with its penetrating laser.
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It then removes all clothing and
perfectly records your measurements.
**[10:37] ---**
It's a very innovative system.
**[10:40] ---**
Master Kazuharu
wants his home to be set...
**[10:43] ---**
so that he can enjoy
everyone's body in real-time.
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All through the efforts of the
Fukuyama Group's scientific power.
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It took five years to develop.
**[10:58] ---**
Are you stupid?!
This machine is nonsense!
**[11:00] ---**
If you're going to invent something,
why not invent something more useful!
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I guess you don't like this.
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Why would I?!
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Then let us move on.
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I want to go home.
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Dammit, we lost the target.
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It's no use. We should
move on to the next point.
**[11:28] ---**
Romeo 6-4, we will be
moving to the north slope.
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Alpha Two, understood.
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I'm saved.
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But still. How am I
supposed to get out of this maze?
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No! No! I can't be discouraged now!
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I have the task of saving Miharu right now!
**[12:00] ---**
What?
**[12:04] ---**
Today's mouse is very energetic.
Don't you agree?
**[12:10] ---**
Oh my. Where did our guest go?
**[12:16] ---**
That was a good nap.
**[12:17] ---**
Master Kazuharu.
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Oh, it's you, Ririka.
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Have you awakened?
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What are you doing here?
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I am sorry.
Actually there was a guest here...
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who claimed to be your friend, but...
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Friend?
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But while I was showing her
around, I seem to have lost her.
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What friend?
**[12:38] ---**
It's not something to brag about,
but I don't have any friends.
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This is a major blunder for me.
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Oh, don't worry about it.
How is *she* doing?
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Well, Miharu is in the room in the back.
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I see.
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Hey! How am I supposed
to get out of this place?!
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All I wanted to do was get along
with Yukinari so I prepared this...
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so early in the morning.
Why did it have to turn out like this?
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Oh, Miharu.
**[13:39] ---**
Kojima?
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What's going on?
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Only one idiot would do such a thing.
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Fukuyama! Stop it already?!
Where are my clothes?!
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Hey, Fukuyama!
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Fukuyama?
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What's wrong, Fukuyama?!
Are you okay, Fukuyama?!
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What happened, Fukuyama?
Hey, Fukuyama!
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Are you stupid?!
It's because of that rotten bento...
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that you brought which made me like this!
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Hey, that's my bento!
**[14:30] ---**
How could you make
it taste bad like that?
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Even the leftovers in my
trashcans taste better than that.
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How rude!
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I got up early and worked
very hard to make this!
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Of course it's not as good as Miharu's...
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but I even thought about the
nutritional value when I made it!
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I calculated the calories,
I balanced it well with
**[14:52] ---**
the nutritional values in mind and
used several kinds of ingredients!
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Hey, Fukuyama! Are you listening?
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Fukuyama?
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Hey, Fukuyama!
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I can't go on.
**[15:06] ---**
What you are saying?
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You can't die just from that.
**[15:11] ---**
This is my last wish, Kojima.
Will you listen?
**[15:16] ---**
What is it?
**[15:19] ---**
Nurse...
**[15:20] ---**
What?
**[15:21] ---**
If you would nurse me, I would be
able to move on without any regrets.
**[15:27] ---**
Oh, and in a pink nurse's outfit if possible.
**[15:31] ---**
You!
**[15:35] ---**
I understand. All I have
to do is just nurse you, right?
**[15:47] ---**
You're temperature is normal.
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It looks good on you, Kojima.
The size is perfect.
**[15:53] ---**
How can that be, with this tiny skirt?!
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Don't worry about it.
That's just my taste.
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, would you get that
book for me, Miss Nurse.
**[16:11] ---**
Oh no, my hands are moving on their own.
**[16:14] ---**
The patient shouldn't
be pulling up skirts!
**[16:20] ---**
Sorry, it seems that you've
kicked me so much that...
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my hands have gotten
the Alien Hands Syndrome.
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What is that?!
**[16:29] ---**
Please forgive these foolish hands!
**[16:33] ---**
I've been punched by you over,
and over, and over!
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--Oh, stop! I get it.
**[16:38] ---**
--Oh no, the Alien Hands Syndrome!
--Oh, stop! I get it.
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You...
**[16:43] ---**
stinky beast!
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Hmm? What happened?
What's wrong, Kojima?
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Just now! There was a blue
child's face on your chest?!
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What are you talking about?
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Brother!
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Oh, Lisa.
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I'm sorry to disturb you when
you're having so much fun.
**[17:09] ---**
I made a mistake in my ghost-rain
technique and the ghost has escaped!
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I will exorcise them right away,
so please be patient.
**[17:16] ---**
Take care of it as
quickly as possible please.
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Hayate! The sage's seal!
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--Sorry it became so rowdy.
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--Evil ghosts be gone!
--Sorry it became so rowdy.
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This is my little sister's hobby.
Please forgive her.
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I don't care about that!
Just hurry and do something!
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Do something?
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Well, then, you can
do something yourself!
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This is...
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Oh, you even look good in a
shrine maiden's costume, Kojima.
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Now go! You have nothing to fear.
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Send these lost souls back
to the world of darkness!
**[17:51] ---**
Yes, I will try it. You think
I'm crazy enough to do that?!
**[17:59] ---**
Excuse me, shall I help?
**[18:01] ---**
No, I will be fine here.
Please go to Master Kazuharu's room.
**[18:07] ---**
Yes, I understand.
**[18:13] ---**
Without warning, my room has
become the center of disaster.
**[18:17] ---**
Rest assured, big brother...
**[18:19] ---**
the evil ghosts are about
to be sent to the Heavens!
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It doesn't seem that way.
**[18:27] ---**
I can't stand it anymore!
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I just wanted to get on along well
with Yukinari! I'm going home!
**[18:38] ---**
I can't go home?
**[18:40] ---**
Lisa, how much longer
is this going to take?
**[18:44] ---**
I will not let even one of you escape!
**[18:49] ---**
Wait! What is this?!
What exactly are you?!
**[18:59] ---**
What?! What is this?!
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Kosame... My name is Kosame.
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I know!
We met back in the gymnasium!
**[19:10] ---**
You were very lovely, back then.
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I want to get to know you better.
**[19:19] ---**
Let us continue from where we left off.
**[19:23] ---**
No!
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Hey, wait a minute!
**[19:29] ---**
This is where you've been, Kojima.
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Fukuyama...
**[19:33] ---**
Please nurse me Kojima.
I really don't feel good!
**[19:41] ---**
Miss Kirie...
**[19:45] ---**
Let's continue.
**[19:53] ---**
Wait a minute!
**[19:55] ---**
--Nurse me!
--Miss Kirie!
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No!
**[20:01] ---**
Don't come near me! I just wanted
to eat my bento with Yukinari!
**[20:09] ---**
Nurse me!
**[20:12] ---**
Miharu...
**[20:14] ---**
Oh, Kirie?
**[20:17] ---**
Miharu, I'm glad you're safe.
**[20:19] ---**
You seem very healthy as well.
**[20:22] ---**
Are you okay? Did Fukuyama
do something strange to you?
**[20:25] ---**
No! Fuku...
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I mean Master and a maid named
Ririka have been very kind to me.
**[20:32] ---**
What?
**[20:32] ---**
I am working part time for
Fuku... I mean for Master.
**[20:38] ---**
Part time?
**[20:39] ---**
Yes.
**[20:40] ---**
I seem to be causing trouble for
Yukinari with the grocery bills...
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so I thought I could work here
to earn a little money to help.
**[20:47] ---**
How stupid.
**[20:49] ---**
Fuku...
I mean Master told me that...
**[20:52] ---**
I must call him that when
I'm wearing this uniform.
**[20:56] ---**
Words used on Earth are a little difficult.
**[20:59] ---**
Well, that's how it is, Kojima.
**[21:02] ---**
I want you to wear this next and nurse me!
**[21:05] ---**
You and Miharu can team
up to be double-maids.
**[21:09] ---**
Go and be sick in Hell!
**[21:23] ---**
Kirie can be worse than
these stubborn evil ghosts.
**[21:28] ---**
What a horrific person.
**[21:30] ---**
But that's her charming point.
**[21:39] ---**
What a tiring day.
**[21:41] ---**
I'm sorry.
I wanted to surprise everyone.
**[21:46] ---**
Oh, don't worry about it.
It's not your fault.
**[21:51] ---**
Miharu?
**[21:53] ---**
Ever since I came to Earth, it seems
like I just cause problems for everyone.
**[21:59] ---**
And it seems like I've caused
lots of worries for Yukinari today.
**[22:06] ---**
Miharu, are you hungry?
**[22:10] ---**
Here.
**[22:11] ---**
Let's hurry home and eat.
The three of us, including Yukinari.
**[22:17] ---**
Yes.
**[22:21] ---**
Kirie, since that's decided,
let's hurry and go home!
**[22:25] ---**
Oh, Miharu.
**[22:27] ---**
I am looking forward to your bento.
**[22:29] ---**
Don't look forward to the taste though.
**[22:31] ---**
It must be very delicious.
**[22:35] ---**
"9 hours and 54 minutes later"
**[22:39] ---**
They're coming.
The ones in red are coming after me.
**[22:42] ---**
They're coming to catch me.
**[23:04] ---**
*Unmei no hito nante iru
wake nai nante minna waratteitakedo*
**[23:15] ---**
*Ima kanjiteru itami wa
tashikana mono dakara*
**[23:26] ---**
*Ki ga tsuite watashi wa itsudemo
anata de kagayaite irukara*
**[23:48] ---**
*Kanjiteru kanjitenai*
**[23:51] ---**
*Omoi sugu ni todoketai
hohoenda sono kuchibiru ni*
**[23:58] ---**
*Furetemitai furetemiru*
**[24:01] ---**
*Toki o tomete senobi
shite sotto kiss shitai*
**[24:19] ---**
"Next episode, "Bravo on a Rainy Day! (Part 1)"
Don't Miss it! Why was Miharu okay with the food?"