# 14 - First Date is Bravo!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/G6VN7WW0R/girls-bravo)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Please keep looking at me with your smile
I'll always be by your side*
**[00:14] ---**
"Girls Bravo"
**[00:18] ---**
*I neglected the most important thing
I couldn't see it because it was too close to me*
**[00:25] ---**
*I chased the thing that was far away from me
It is still shining*
**[00:32] ---**
*Your bashful smile is touching me
and making me feel loving*
**[00:38] ---**
*My heartbeat always changes the world*
**[00:45] ---**
*Important feelings are hard
to express with words*
**[00:52] ---**
*So don't let your hands go from me*
**[00:59] ---**
*Let's hold our eternal love in our hands*
**[01:09] ---**
*We can even fly together!*
**[01:12] ---**
*Your sweet eyes always gave me courage*
**[01:20] ---**
*Please keep looking at me with your smile
I'll always be by your side*
**[01:35] ---**
For tomorrow, number 987.
**[01:39] ---**
Even if pushing doesn't work,
push. It is the basis of love.
**[01:45] ---**
For tomorrow, number 988.
**[01:48] ---**
I am love.
**[01:50] ---**
If you love people,
be the incarnation of love.
**[01:56] ---**
For tomorrow, number 999.
**[01:59] ---**
The path to the love warrior is far away.
**[02:03] ---**
Day and night, improve your love.
**[02:22] ---**
I will try my best tomorrow.
**[02:32] ---**
Oh, I have finally arrived!
**[02:36] ---**
This is the town where young
challengers come with nothing and...
**[02:38] ---**
struggle to accomplish their
"dreams" as if digging for gold.
**[02:42] ---**
The El Dorado of our times.
To the rumored Ikebukuro!
**[02:50] ---**
Miharu.
**[02:52] ---**
Was I wrong?
**[02:54] ---**
No, rather than saying wrong...
**[02:56] ---**
Today is my first time going out
with Yukinari, so I'm very excited.
**[03:02] ---**
Oh? Come to think of it,
just the two of us going out...
**[03:05] ---**
This is the first time.
**[03:07] ---**
Oh yeah.
**[03:08] ---**
Well then, let's go.
**[03:10] ---**
Yes. Let's go.
**[03:16] ---**
That's it, Miharu.
**[03:18] ---**
Fukuyama, you do understand, right?
**[03:21] ---**
Of course. Today I just hide
and watch how their first date goes.
**[03:26] ---**
Even by mistake,
I won't interfere. Is that right?
**[03:29] ---**
It's okay as long as you understand.
**[03:31] ---**
That's why I went out of my
way to follow them from the house.
**[03:34] ---**
So, don't dare bother me.
**[03:36] ---**
Do you think...
**[03:38] ---**
I'm able to bother anyone like this!
**[03:43] ---**
Well, if I let you free,
I know you'll be out of control.
**[03:47] ---**
This is for security. Just for security.
**[03:51] ---**
Man, what kind of nerve
does this woman have?
**[03:54] ---**
Don't you have any shame?
**[03:59] ---**
You still can't forget about
Kosame stealing your lips?
**[04:06] ---**
Come on, stop wasting
your breath and follow them.
**[04:16] ---**
Hey, Miharu, are you done?
Can you hurry up a bit?
**[04:21] ---**
Oh, yes.
**[04:29] ---**
Miharu!
**[04:32] ---**
Why did you suddenly
want to go to a lingerie shop?
**[04:35] ---**
Because it said seductive
lingerie is necessary for a date.
**[04:38] ---**
Where did you learn that?
**[04:41] ---**
Anyway, Yukinari, which do you like better...
**[04:44] ---**
the panty that barely covers
or the one revealing all?
**[04:48] ---**
What's with that boy?
Isn't he too young?
**[04:51] ---**
Honestly, what kind of crazy
play is he coercing her into?
**[04:56] ---**
Thank you very much!
**[05:00] ---**
Wow, Yukinari, you're so fast.
**[05:03] ---**
Are you satisfied? Oh, good. I'm glad.
**[05:06] ---**
Well then, let's go to that store next.
**[05:08] ---**
It's that way.
**[05:14] ---**
Seahorse, blackened gecko,
soft-shelled turtle and viper.
**[05:20] ---**
Miss, your boyfriend will
have a hard on with this!
**[05:23] ---**
A hard on, you say?
**[05:24] ---**
Yes, by nightfall it'll be super hard.
**[05:27] ---**
Super hard, you say?
**[05:29] ---**
Yukinari! He said your
hard on will be super hard.
**[05:33] ---**
If you take this medicine,
you'll be full of energy.
**[05:37] ---**
Miharu, you have no idea what
you're talking about, do you?
**[05:40] ---**
What's with that kid?
**[05:42] ---**
Isn't he too young for that?
**[05:44] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[05:47] ---**
Wow, Yukinari, you're already energized!
**[05:50] ---**
That's right, Miharu.
Let's go watch a movie, right now.
**[05:53] ---**
Um, there is one more
shop I want to go to.
**[05:56] ---**
Huh? More?
**[06:03] ---**
This toy looks like
Poyon's transformation stick.
**[06:07] ---**
I wonder if I can transform myself.
**[06:09] ---**
Well, holding that and transforming
would probably apply more to a guy.
**[06:14] ---**
What's with that brat?
**[06:15] ---**
Isn't he too young for that?
**[06:19] ---**
Um, Yukinari.
**[06:22] ---**
Okay then, let's go to the movie theater.
**[06:25] ---**
Yes! There is a movie I want to watch.
**[06:28] ---**
A movie you want to watch?
**[06:30] ---**
"Sexy Mole Body" "Wet Female Body" "Perky Hubby"
**[06:31] ---**
"Sexy Mole Body" "Wet Female Body" "Perky Hubby"
This is it!
**[06:32] ---**
"Sexy Mole Body" "Wet Female Body" "Perky Hubby"
That's just what I thought! I knew it would be this!
**[06:35] ---**
If a couple watches
this type of movie...
**[06:38] ---**
they get fired up at night.
**[06:41] ---**
Now, Yukinari!
**[06:43] ---**
Let's you and I climb the
stairs of adulthood together.
**[06:47] ---**
You're acting a little
strange today, Miharu.
**[06:53] ---**
That Miharu.
**[06:55] ---**
Amazing indeed, Miharu.
**[06:59] ---**
What is it Fukuyama?
What's so amazing?
**[07:02] ---**
"The 999 Walls between the Idiots and I
by Kazuharu Fukuyama"
**[07:04] ---**
What's this?
**[07:05] ---**
Why is Kazuharu Fukuyama
so popular among women?
**[07:10] ---**
I gave Miharu the
compilation of my unique theory...
**[07:13] ---**
"The 999 Walls between
the Idiots and I!" for her reference.
**[07:21] ---**
By memorizing the 999 keys
to love in this book
**[07:24] ---**
and applying them to
the corresponding situation
**[07:27] ---**
everything will be perfect!
**[07:29] ---**
Up until now, all of the places that
she and Puny-Nari have gone to
**[07:32] ---**
in their date are written in this book...
**[07:34] ---**
as the special secret spots
to get that person in the mood!
**[07:38] ---**
You! What would you do...
**[07:40] ---**
if today's date is ruined
because of what you did?
**[07:43] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[07:45] ---**
Since before...
**[07:47] ---**
I've never wanted Miharu
and Puny-Nari to get along well.
**[07:51] ---**
Isn't that the same as you, Kojima?
**[07:55] ---**
Honestly, you poke your nose into
other people's business too much.
**[07:58] ---**
You should be more true to yourself.
**[08:02] ---**
What?
**[08:03] ---**
It's "The Walls between
the Idiots and I" web version.
**[08:07] ---**
You should use this to learn
more about male feelings.
**[08:13] ---**
My latest model satellite cellular phone!
**[08:19] ---**
I don't need your concerns! Seriously!
**[08:26] ---**
That Kojima.
She's always going overboard.
**[08:30] ---**
I almost passed through Heaven's gate.
**[08:35] ---**
But, in actuality, it allowed
me to escape Kojima's binds.
**[08:41] ---**
Up until now, Miharu has
been following what I taught her.
**[08:45] ---**
But, if this goes further and
becomes an intimate relationship...
**[08:48] ---**
with Puny-Nari, I will have
to think of an obstruction.
**[08:53] ---**
Until then,
I'll just have to keep watching.
**[08:58] ---**
I'm sorry, Yukinari. I think
I misunderstood something.
**[09:04] ---**
I thought I was doing
exactly what I read in the book.
**[09:08] ---**
A book, I see. Don't worry about it.
**[09:12] ---**
Anyway, will you come along with me now?
**[09:17] ---**
Yes!
**[09:39] ---**
Wow. I can see so far away!
**[09:44] ---**
Yukinari, where is our house?
**[09:47] ---**
It should be in that direction.
**[09:51] ---**
If I can see this far,
I might be able to see Seiren.
**[09:55] ---**
Right, Yukinari?
**[09:58] ---**
Yeah. Maybe you can see it.
**[10:04] ---**
What exactly am I doing?
**[10:09] ---**
I can't leave it alone any longer!
**[10:27] ---**
Are you okay? Aren't you tired, Miharu?
**[10:30] ---**
Not at all. I'm having so much fun.
**[10:34] ---**
It's as good as eating both Bon
festival and New Years for dinner!
**[10:40] ---**
But you can't eat Bon and New Years, right?
**[10:42] ---**
Oh, is that so? That's a shame.
**[10:46] ---**
But, since I've come to Earth,
today has been the most fun.
**[10:50] ---**
I was able to see far with a telescope,
the movie was fun, and also...
**[10:58] ---**
Oh, I almost forgot!
**[11:01] ---**
What's the matter, Miharu?
**[11:06] ---**
It looks good!
**[11:07] ---**
I woke up early and did my best
to make it, so let's hurry and eat!
**[11:12] ---**
Well then, thank you for the food!
**[11:17] ---**
This and...
**[11:21] ---**
This and...
**[11:24] ---**
Miharu!
**[11:26] ---**
Why are you taking your clothes off here?
**[11:28] ---**
Huh? But, I read in
the book that during a date...
**[11:32] ---**
you should get naked in the
bushes and folding-loosening...
**[11:35] ---**
Oh, actually, what does
"folding-loosening" mean?
**[11:39] ---**
Just forget about that!
**[11:41] ---**
Anyway, hurry and put your clothes on!
**[11:43] ---**
Huh? But...
**[11:48] ---**
Miharu, folding-loosening means...
**[11:51] ---**
a male and female passionately
coming together and intertwining!
**[11:55] ---**
Oh, that's what it meant.
**[11:57] ---**
Fukuyama! Why are you here?!
**[12:00] ---**
I was worried about the
development of my favorite pupil.
**[12:03] ---**
So I secretly followed.
**[12:05] ---**
Favorite pupil? Who's that?
**[12:08] ---**
Of course, it's Miharu.
**[12:10] ---**
How was it Miharu?
Was the book I gave you useful?
**[12:15] ---**
Yes! Thanks to you, I learned a lot!
**[12:19] ---**
So, the book Miharu mentioned is...
**[12:23] ---**
You've guessed right.
**[12:24] ---**
Miharu's maturing is not bad...
**[12:27] ---**
but I don't want you two to become
any closer than you are now...
**[12:29] ---**
so, I'm going to interrupt your date.
**[12:33] ---**
Look!
**[12:36] ---**
That's the lunch Miharu made!
**[12:39] ---**
It's in trade for the teachings.
See you later!
**[12:43] ---**
Dammit! That Fukuyama!
**[12:45] ---**
Oh! Yukinari!
**[12:47] ---**
When I retrieve the lunch,
I'll come right back.
**[12:50] ---**
Miharu, wait at the bench down there.
Don't go anywhere!
**[12:55] ---**
Oh... Okay...
**[12:59] ---**
Man, that idiot!
**[13:17] ---**
Mommy... Where are you, mommy?
**[13:24] ---**
What's the matter?
You can't find your mother?
**[13:28] ---**
I was looking at toys
when mommy disappeared.
**[13:33] ---**
I've searched all over,
but she's nowhere.
**[13:41] ---**
Here.
**[13:43] ---**
After we drink this, we'll go
look for your mommy together.
**[13:58] ---**
Fukuyama, give me back Miharu's lunch!
**[14:01] ---**
You think I'll hand it
over to you so easily?
**[14:05] ---**
I'll force you to return it if I have to.
**[14:09] ---**
You!
**[14:14] ---**
You fool.
**[14:16] ---**
To challenge me without
recognizing your own abilities.
**[14:19] ---**
You think Puny-Nari can
beat me up with strength?
**[14:23] ---**
After you've had enough of this
you'll see the difference in suitability.
**[14:27] ---**
You're 100,000 years too
young to be dating Miharu!
**[14:33] ---**
Dammit!
**[14:36] ---**
What, Puny-Nari! Let go!
**[14:39] ---**
I've been telling you that I hate guys!
**[14:42] ---**
I know I probably won't win.
**[14:45] ---**
But, I have to get the lunch back
that Miharu worked so hard to make!
**[14:54] ---**
Hey, let go!
That feels disgusting! Let go!
**[14:57] ---**
You!
**[15:00] ---**
Fukuyama!
**[15:03] ---**
Yukinari, you are...
**[15:14] ---**
So insolent for being Puny-Nari!
**[15:17] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[15:24] ---**
We are traveling entertainers,
Puppeton and Muppeton.
**[15:28] ---**
We have been watching
you from the beginning.
**[15:31] ---**
Yes. Knowing right from wrong
and not doing it is a lack of courage.
**[15:34] ---**
Little boy over there, we will help you.
**[15:37] ---**
What are you doing, Koji--
**[15:39] ---**
Absolutely wrong!
**[15:41] ---**
We are the frog and cow
comedy duo no matter what you say!
**[15:45] ---**
If it's going to be that way,
let's go, Mr. Frog.
**[15:47] ---**
Sure, Mr. Cow.
**[15:48] ---**
Here we go.
**[15:49] ---**
Yeah!
**[15:52] ---**
Laugh...
**[15:53] ---**
in Hell!
**[16:00] ---**
Now, little boy over there.
**[16:03] ---**
Here.
**[16:05] ---**
Oh, um, Kiri...
**[16:11] ---**
Mr. Cow, Mr. Frog, take care.
**[16:17] ---**
*Thank you, Kirie.*
**[16:27] ---**
Idiot...
**[16:30] ---**
Thank you, lady!
**[16:37] ---**
Oh, it's so late!
**[16:39] ---**
What should I do? I have to hurry back.
**[16:44] ---**
Excuse me. I need directions.
**[16:50] ---**
Excuse me...
**[16:51] ---**
What's the matter, ma'am?
**[16:54] ---**
Well...
**[16:55] ---**
I want to return to the train station,
but I don't know my way there.
**[17:00] ---**
I know how to get to the station.
I will take you there!
**[17:04] ---**
That's nice of you.
Thank you very much, Miss.
**[17:16] ---**
Huh?
**[17:18] ---**
Miharu?
**[17:20] ---**
Miharu?
**[17:24] ---**
Where did she go?
**[17:26] ---**
Anyhow, I have to find her right away!
**[17:31] ---**
Thank you very much for your kindness.
**[17:33] ---**
Oh, no. You're welcome. Take care.
**[17:41] ---**
What should I do? It's almost 7pm.
**[17:53] ---**
Miharu... she's not here.
**[18:14] ---**
Yukinari!
**[18:22] ---**
It's been three hours since I left here.
**[18:29] ---**
But Yukinari told me to wait here.
He said he'd be right back.
**[18:35] ---**
So, I'll just wait here patiently.
**[19:06] ---**
I can't just keep watching!
I will go save Miharu!
**[19:11] ---**
Dammit! Why does this
have to happen to me again?
**[19:14] ---**
I won't let you do that.
**[19:17] ---**
It's Yukinari's role to find Miharu now.
**[19:22] ---**
You saw it.
**[19:24] ---**
Yukinari tried so hard
to retrieve Miharu's lunch.
**[19:30] ---**
That weakly coward
Yukinari tried so hard.
**[19:37] ---**
Kojima, do you have a cell phone?
**[19:42] ---**
Thanks to someone,
I unfortunately can't use mine.
**[19:46] ---**
I do, but why?
**[19:49] ---**
Well, just a little volunteer work.
**[19:55] ---**
Miharu! Miharu!
**[19:59] ---**
Where did she go?
Where can I find Miharu?
**[20:08] ---**
"Incoming - Restricted"
**[20:09] ---**
Restricted. Who is it?
**[20:11] ---**
Hello?
**[20:12] ---**
Go back to the park, idiot.
**[20:17] ---**
What? Hello? Hello?
**[20:37] ---**
Miharu!
**[20:42] ---**
Yukinari!
**[20:45] ---**
--Miharu!
--Yukinari!
**[20:55] ---**
Other people's happiness is no fun.
**[21:00] ---**
Hey, Fukuyama?
**[21:02] ---**
What?
**[21:03] ---**
Why did you...?
**[21:04] ---**
You were just trying
to interrupt their date earlier?
**[21:09] ---**
It was just a whim.
**[21:13] ---**
What? What's so funny?
**[21:16] ---**
Nothing.
**[21:18] ---**
What do you mean "nothing"?
**[21:20] ---**
What is it?! What's so funny?!
**[21:34] ---**
*The season changed again like dancing*
**[21:41] ---**
*Couples are happily playing with each other
while passing by*
**[21:49] ---**
*I was thinking that you were "just like the air"*
**[21:56] ---**
*But I realized after we separated
that "I can't breathe"*
**[22:04] ---**
*It's not fun if you are not with me*
**[22:11] ---**
*My heart is aching
Let's be honest!*
**[22:20] ---**
*I like your stubborn face*
**[22:28] ---**
*I can imagine your angry face*
**[22:35] ---**
*You are always so sweet to me*
**[22:43] ---**
*When I think about you, I feel "I love you"*
**[22:58] ---**
*Plastic bottles can be recycled...*
**[23:00] ---**
*so take the cap off and put
it in the noncombustible trash.*
**[23:03] ---**
*Miharu, you're actually
properly separating the trash.*
**[23:05] ---**
*Yes. Our little bit of help
makes the town cleaner.*
**[23:08] ---**
*That's true. I should follow you.*
**[23:10] ---**
*The inside of the banana is good to eat...*
**[23:13] ---**
*Oh? The banana peel is...?*
**[23:16] ---**
*Next episode, Girls Bravo Second Season...*
**[23:18] ---**
*"Clean Up Bravo!" Please look forward to it.*
**[23:20] ---**
*Is a banana peel inedible trash?*
**[23:25] ---**
"I'd like to learn how to use it.*"*