13 - Fight Bravo!

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[00:04] ---
    Kawaranai egao de
    mitsumeteite soba ni iru kara
[00:14] ---
    "Girls Bravo"
[00:18] ---
    Chikasugite taisetsuna
    mono mienakute toorisugita
[00:25] ---
    Tookutemo oikaketa mono kagayaiteiru
[00:32] ---
    Hanikanda hohoemi wa
    hora hibiiteku tokimeiteku
[00:38] ---
    Doki doki no kodou ga
    itsumo sekai o kaete
[00:45] ---
    Taisetsuna kimochi wa kotoba
    ni dekinai mono dakara
[00:52] ---
    Tsunaida te o hanasanaide ne
[00:59] ---
    Kawaranai ai nara ima wa
    chiisana kono te de atatamete ikouyo
[01:09] ---
    Futari de toberuyo!
[01:12] ---
    Itsumo yuuki kureta no
    wa yasashii kimi no hitomi
[01:20] ---
    Kawaranai egao de
    mitsumeteite soba ni iru kara
[01:34] ---
    My name is Kazuharu Fukuyama.
[01:36] ---
    I am the finest man in Mizuno High School.
[01:38] ---
    In fact, the finest in the world!
[01:39] ---
    I, the eldest son of the
    famous Fukuyama group...
[01:42] ---
    was to have a bright future with fame,
    fortune, and rare good looks.
[01:47] ---
    However, there are too many
    who don't realize my true appeal.
[01:51] ---
    There is Miharu, the naive
    and innocent natural beauty...
[01:53] ---
    who has an appetite for anything.
[01:54] ---
    Then, there is Kirie Kojima...
[01:55] ---
    who only knows how
    to show her hidden feelings for me...
[01:57] ---
    underneath her G-cup breasts,
    through physical violence.
[01:59] ---
    The delicately fragile,
    and unfortunate beautiful young girl, Koyomi.
[02:02] ---
    And Tomoka,
    though only a child, has smart remarks.
[02:04] ---
    In addition, Ebi, the mysterious creature...
[02:06] ---
    that can be transformed to
    a beautiful young girl with magic.
[02:08] ---
    I will do it!
[02:10] ---
    I will finish Puny-Nari...
[02:11] ---
    who deceives my loving sister
    and lives with these beautiful girls.
[02:15] ---
    Someday I will create my
    perfect dream paradise on earth.
[02:19] ---
    Until that day comes...
[02:20] ---
    I would like you all to keep
    an eye on my activities.
[02:58] ---
    "Fight Bravo!"
[03:06] ---
    I'm looking forward to today's match!
[03:08] ---
    I still can't believe that Fukuyama
    gave us tickets to the game.
[03:13] ---
    He said it's for all the bad things he's done.
[03:16] ---
    I guess even he has a good side.
[03:20] ---
    Wow!
[03:23] ---
    It is big.
[03:25] ---
    Yes. I could not finish such a big melon bread.
[03:28] ---
    Miharu, this isn't melon bread...
[03:32] ---
    Yes. This is the sacred ground
    of the Japanese pro baseball.
[03:34] ---
    The Tokyo Gigantes
    franchise baseball grounds...
[03:37] ---
    Fukuyama Dome!
[03:39] ---
    This is the biggest open-air dome in Asia...
[03:42] ---
    able to accommodate up to 55,000 people!
[03:45] ---
    Well, it irks me a bit that it
    belongs to the Fukuyama family.
[03:49] ---
    I see.
[03:50] ---
    Miharu, what do you mean "I see"?!
    What's "I see"?
[03:54] ---
    This dome is...
[03:55] ---
    where Matsuki hits...
[03:57] ---
    Kiyoharu yells...
[03:58] ---
    and Shitahara throws speed balls!
[04:02] ---
    To build this, it took about three
    years and cost 35 billion yen!
[04:09] ---
    I see, 35 billion yen...
[04:14] ---
    Miharu.
[04:15] ---
    A bunch of bananas costs
    about 200 yen per 600 grams.
[04:19] ---
    Yes...
[04:19] ---
    That means 35 billion yen can buy
    about 15,000 tons of bananas.
[04:25] ---
    15,000 tons...
[04:28] ---
    For example, a large elephant
    from India weighs about 5 tons.
[04:32] ---
    That means if you had 35 billion yen
    you could eat a number of bananas...
[04:37] ---
    equal to one of those
    elephants every day for 57 years.
[04:42] ---
    Elephant bananas for 57 years?
    That is amazing!
[04:47] ---
    I'm glad you understand.
[04:50] ---
    Her understanding is like a kindergarten child.
[04:55] ---
    Gate F. Here it is.
[05:00] ---
    Is this the entrance?
    This is obviously suspicious...
[05:05] ---
    I can sense the perverted alien's scheming.
[05:08] ---
    No matter how you look at it,
    it seems there's no baseball game here.
[05:12] ---
    What are you all saying?!
[05:13] ---
    It's Matsuki! Kiyoharu! Shitahara!
    I'll go alone if I have to.
[05:19] ---
    Hey, Kirie!
[05:31] ---
    Hey, you people. You're late!
[05:38] ---
    Don't just appear out of nowhere.
    You surprised me!
[05:42] ---
    I think there's something wrong with you...
[05:44] ---
    hitting people for no reason, Kojima.
[05:47] ---
    Anyway, what is this about?
[05:49] ---
    It doesn't seem like there's a baseball game!
[05:52] ---
    Baseball? Who said that, you idiot.
[05:56] ---
    Then, what is this?!
[06:00] ---
    What?
[06:05] ---
    This Fukuyama Dome is usually
    used for events such as baseball...
[06:10] ---
    but that is just for the public.
[06:15] ---
    I thought the dome only
    went down to basement level two.
[06:17] ---
    Officially, yes.
[06:19] ---
    But, the true form lies down here.
[06:23] ---
    Once a year, various genres
    of female fighters gather here...
[06:26] ---
    and bet their position in strength,
    honor, and glory...
[06:30] ---
    on this secret fighting stage.
[06:33] ---
    That is the other face of the Fukuyama Dome.
[06:39] ---
    Welcome to Girls Fight!
[06:58] ---
    That looks painful.
[07:00] ---
    Aren't those two representatives of Japan?
[07:04] ---
    They may be representatives,
    but in the end, they're just amateurs.
[07:07] ---
    This tournament is different
    from that kind of playing.
[07:10] ---
    Being a winner here...
[07:12] ---
    is the key to moving up
    the Fukuyama ranking.
[07:17] ---
    Fukuyama ranking? What's that?
[07:20] ---
    The Fukuyama ranking!
[07:21] ---
    That is the yearning of all
    women in the fighting world.
[07:26] ---
    Just like other beauty contests...
[07:28] ---
    the Fukuyama ranking is judged on beauty...
[07:31] ---
    but it is also judged on strength.
    So it's the best in the world!
[07:36] ---
    This ranking determines
    the true queen of queens.
[07:40] ---
    --I knew it. It's just an event
    for your own satisfaction.
[07:41] ---
    --Oh, you knew it?!
    --I knew it. It's just an event for your own satisfaction.
[07:44] ---
    --Really.
    --How did you know it?!
[07:45] ---
    --Okay, you knew it.
    --Let's go home.
[07:47] ---
    It was fun seeing the banana dome.
[07:50] ---
    Let's get something to eat on the way home.
[07:53] ---
    Now, don't be so hard on me.
[07:56] ---
    So, how about it, Kojima?
[07:58] ---
    You should enter the tournament--
[08:01] ---
    Are you stupid? Why would I?!
[08:04] ---
    Kojima, don't you think it's
    wrong to suddenly throw a punch?
[08:09] ---
    It's because you say things
    that make you a target for hitting!
[08:12] ---
    I guess I have no choice...
[08:13] ---
    How about this?
[08:15] ---
    "Secret"
[08:21] ---
    It seems you remember this.
[08:24] ---
    How did you get that picture?
[08:26] ---
    Don't take the Fukuyama family
    information network too lightly.
[08:31] ---
    Your personal lives are completely exposed.
[08:37] ---
    If you win this tournament,
    I'll return this picture.
[08:41] ---
    But, if you refuse...
[08:43] ---
    you know, Kojima?
[08:49] ---
    Kirie, are you sure you're
    going to enter the tournament?
[08:52] ---
    I have no choice.
    I can't let anyone see that picture.
[08:57] ---
    That's the question.
[08:59] ---
    Right. The picture that Kirie
    would go this far to keep secret...
[09:04] ---
    No, well, that is...
[09:06] ---
    Is it such an embarrassing picture?
[09:09] ---
    That doesn't matter!
[09:11] ---
    Anyway, that Fukuyama...
[09:13] ---
    When I'm done with this tournament,
    I will hang him from the dome's ceiling.
[09:17] ---
    Yes, Kirie! That's the spirit.
[09:21] ---
    I bet you can win for sure.
[09:23] ---
    I will do my best rooting for you,
    so you try your best!
[09:27] ---
    That's right.
    You should go for the championship.
[09:31] ---
    Don't lose to Fukuyama's threats.
[09:37] ---
    That's right. Well, I'm already at a loss.
[09:41] ---
    I might as well throw some punches around!
[09:48] ---
    How optimistic of you.
[09:49] ---
    This Girls Fight shouldn't be taken so lightly.
[09:57] ---
    Honestly, brother...
[09:59] ---
    I don't know what's so fun about
    promoting this silly tournament every year.
[10:04] ---
    I, Hayate, cannot understand.
[10:10] ---
    Miss Kirie, you will soon be mine.
[10:20] ---
    Why do I have to fight dressed like this?!
[10:27] ---
    Do you like it, Kojima?
[10:30] ---
    In this Girls Fight, we judge
    both strength and beauty.
[10:36] ---
    There is a fascinating costume
    prepared for each match...
[10:40] ---
    so look forward to it.
[10:43] ---
    Now then, both of you...
[10:45] ---
    fight well so as not
    to embarrass the Fukuyama name.
[10:55] ---
    Crabbie, I'm sorry I lost so quickly!
[11:04] ---
    That was expected.
[11:14] ---
    This is easier than it looked.
[11:16] ---
    That's amazing, Kirie.
    Two more matches until you win.
[11:20] ---
    It's an easy win for Kojima!
[11:23] ---
    That's right!
    The championship is the only goal.
[11:26] ---
    Of course! That Fukuyama...
[11:28] ---
    When I get that picture back,
    I'll tatter him into pieces.
[11:31] ---
    It seems you're pretty confident, Miss Kirie.
[11:38] ---
    Hayate and Kosame. What's the matter?
[11:42] ---
    Yes, we thought we'd say
    hello before the match begins.
[11:46] ---
    You mean the next match is...
[11:49] ---
    Yes.
[11:52] ---
    Hang on! Pull yourself together! Morikami!
[11:55] ---
    This is bad. She's lost consciousness!
[11:58] ---
    She said she's the best
    in women's pro wrestling...
[12:00] ---
    so I expected her to be very strong.
[12:03] ---
    If she told me in the first place,
    I would've been easy on her.
[12:06] ---
    So, you're responsible
    for the one we just saw now...
[12:10] ---
    Miss Kirie, please satisfy me.
[12:27] ---
    Listen, Kirie.
[12:29] ---
    Don't get caught! Use your legs and run!
[12:33] ---
    You know, Yukinari...
[12:35] ---
    How can I use my legs in this situation?!
[12:47] ---
    Fukuyama! Why does this
    match have to be mud wrestling!
[12:52] ---
    What are you saying?
    Of course it's because I like it.
[12:58] ---
    If you have something to say,
    wait until the game is finished.
[13:04] ---
    Anyway, Miharu and everyone else!
[13:07] ---
    Yes, what is it, Fukuyama?
[13:10] ---
    Aren't you hungry yet?
[13:16] ---
    I've had the shops above
    set aside various treats...
[13:18] ---
    so please help yourself.
[13:21] ---
    Really? It's okay?
[13:23] ---
    Of course!
    No need to refrain, Koyomi and Tomoka.
[13:27] ---
    I...
[13:28] ---
    --Hooray! Tomo can enjoy this food!
    --Why the difference in treatment?!
[13:31] ---
    Kirie, calm down.
[13:34] ---
    Girls Fight semi-final match.
[13:36] ---
    Ready, fight!
[13:43] ---
    Struggle...
[13:46] ---
    in Hell!
[13:50] ---
    Give up before you pass out! Hurry!
[13:56] ---
    I knew you'd be wonderful.
[14:07] ---
    You!
[14:17] ---
    Hey!
[14:19] ---
    Since the first time we fought,
    I've wanted to do this.
[14:24] ---
    It's not a dream.
    This is the warmth of Miss Kirie.
[14:28] ---
    No!
[14:30] ---
    I won't let you get away.
[14:33] ---
    No!
[14:34] ---
    What lovely skin.
    Smooth and good muscle tone.
[14:38] ---
    Stop!
[14:41] ---
    Let go. I said let go!
[14:43] ---
    No.
[14:43] ---
    Give me a break!
[14:46] ---
    I wouldn't even if I died.
[14:47] ---
    Stop already!
[14:54] ---
    How can I knock down that girl, Yukinari?!
[14:59] ---
    Here, Yukinari. Open wide!
[15:03] ---
    Koyo, if you add this thing called pepper
    the yakisoba is even more delicious.
[15:07] ---
    Oh, you're right.
[15:10] ---
    Don't just eat, you guys!
[15:13] ---
    Why don't you worry about me a little?!
[15:17] ---
    Miss Kirie, now prepare yourself.
[15:22] ---
    Miharu should also add pepper
    and make your yakisoba delicious.
[15:27] ---
    Miss Kirie...
[15:28] ---
    I love you!
[15:33] ---
    Kosame!
[15:42] ---
    Kosame!
[15:45] ---
    I didn't expect Kojima to move up to the finals.
[15:48] ---
    Yes, I see her latent talents now...
[15:52] ---
    but I'm slightly surprised.
[15:54] ---
    Oh well. Show her the strength
    of a rank one in the final match.
[15:59] ---
    Certainly.
[16:03] ---
    Do you want to see the strongest woman?!
[16:09] ---
    Well then, just now...
[16:11] ---
    this year's Girls Fight final match will begin!
[16:16] ---
    Because last year's
    number two ranked, Kosame...
[16:19] ---
    has to forfeit due to an accident...
[16:21] ---
    the match opponent for Kirie Kojima will be
    the defending champion of three straight years...
[16:29] ---
    Fukuyama number one ranked, Lilica Stacy!
[16:33] ---
    She's...
[16:34] ---
    It's the perverted alien's maid.
[16:38] ---
    Miss Lilica is amazing.
[16:40] ---
    Are you the final opponent?
[16:43] ---
    Yes.
[16:44] ---
    I was wondering what
    kind of monster would come out.
[16:47] ---
    But I'm relieved.
[16:48] ---
    Is that so?
[16:51] ---
    Please be nice.
[16:53] ---
    The final match will be the
    customary wire-cage death match!
[17:00] ---
    What's this?
[17:02] ---
    Ready. Fight!
[17:07] ---
    Man, that Fukuyama.
    It's one thing after another.
[17:10] ---
    Kirie, behind you!
[17:15] ---
    Don't look away from
    your opponent during a match.
[17:20] ---
    Take this seriously.
[17:21] ---
    Or else, no matter how many
    lives you have, it won't be enough.
[17:31] ---
    Kosame... Kosame...
[17:37] ---
    Kosame, I'm so glad.
[17:39] ---
    Miss, how did I?
[17:43] ---
    Don't say anything. You did well.
[17:47] ---
    The match? Did Miss Kirie...?
[17:57] ---
    Kosame...
[17:58] ---
    Kosame!
[18:04] ---
    Miss Kirie...
[18:10] ---
    Now, now.
[18:21] ---
    Kirie!
[18:22] ---
    Kirie!
[18:23] ---
    I can't believe that Kirie
    is no match against her.
[18:26] ---
    That maid is overpowering.
[18:29] ---
    Kirie, let's stop already.
[18:32] ---
    Not being able to even land one punch...
[18:34] ---
    it's so embarrassing, I can't give up.
[18:37] ---
    Kirie!
[18:41] ---
    Kirie!
[18:44] ---
    Kirie!
[18:53] ---
    Kosame?
[19:40] ---
    Kirie?!
[19:41] ---
    --Kojima?
    --Kirie...
[19:42] ---
    Are you okay, Kirie?
[19:49] ---
    Everyone...
[20:00] ---
    I lost...
[20:06] ---
    Kirie?
[20:12] ---
    Kosame!
[20:17] ---
    Are you okay?
[20:19] ---
    Come on, Kosame!
[20:26] ---
    Oh, Miss Kirie...
[20:28] ---
    Kosame! I'm so glad. So glad...
[20:34] ---
    Miss Kirie...
[20:36] ---
    What?
[20:43] ---
    "Map of the World"
[20:45] ---
    Young girls become adults eventually, huh?
[20:49] ---
    This year was another wonderful tournament.
[20:52] ---
    Let's give a generous applause
    for all the beautiful fighters.
[20:58] ---
    That was so touching, Kojima and Kosame!
[21:01] ---
    You did well.
[21:02] ---
    Oh, the tears won't stop.
[21:06] ---
    Yes, they're both wonderful!
[21:09] ---
    Is this really touching?
[21:13] ---
    Who knows?
[21:17] ---
    That was my first...
[21:22] ---
    I love you.
[21:34] ---
    Odoruyou ni mata kisetsu ga meguttekita
[21:41] ---
    Toorisugiru koibito tachijareatte
[21:49] ---
    "Kuuki mitai" anata o sou omotteta kedo
[21:56] ---
    "Iki ga dekinai!" hanarete hajimete kizuita
[22:04] ---
    Issho ja nakya nanka tsumaranai
[22:11] ---
    Uzuku kokoro sunao ni ikou!
[22:20] ---
    Tsuyogaru yokogao mo ne daisuki
[22:28] ---
    Souzou dekiruyo fukureta kao
[22:35] ---
    Itsudatte anata wa yasashikute
[22:43] ---
    Omoidashitara mata koboreta "I love you"
[22:58] ---
    Yukinari! Yukinari!
[22:59] ---
    There are lots of fish.
    Which one should we eat first?
[23:02] ---
    No, this is an aquarium. You can't eat them.
[23:05] ---
    Ikebukuro is a nice place!
[23:07] ---
    A building full of fish where
    I can see as much as I want...
[23:09] ---
    and eat as much as I want,
    makes me so happy.
[23:12] ---
    Like I said, you can't eat them, Miharu.
[23:14] ---
    Next episode, Girls Bravo Second Season...
[23:16] ---
    "First Date is Bravo!" Look forward to it.
[23:19] ---
    You can't have it grilled, boiled,
    or sashimi. Okay, Miharu?