E5 - Getting Ready with the Girlfriends Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Day After the Fireworks Festival [00:09] Shino     Sakisaki and Mukai-kun didn't kiss,     even at the fireworks festival. [00:15] Shino     I want Mukai-kun and Sakisaki to work out,     and for him to look only at her. [00:21] Shino     So why... [00:25] Shino     I want to give up already. [00:32] Naoya     Give up what? [00:38] Naoya     Sh-Shino-san? [00:41] Shino     D-Did you see that? [00:45] Naoya     See what? [00:49] Naoya     Wh-What? [00:51] Naoya     What's wrong? [00:53] Shino     It's nothing. [00:54] Naoya     Y-Yeah? [00:56] Naoya     Hey, is your injury getting better? [00:59] Shino     Oh, yeah. [01:01] Shino     Thanks. [01:04] Shino     Why didn't you kiss yesterday? [01:08] Naoya     K-Kiss you?! [01:10] Shino     Not me, obviously! [01:12] Shino     I'm talking about Sakisaki! [01:14] Naoya     Oh, of course. [01:19] Naoya     Well, a lot happened after     we parted ways with you. [01:23] Naoya     Like, Mirika-san caught me. [01:25] Shino     Her again? [01:27] Naoya     And Minase-san and I did some stuff. [01:30] Shino     "Stuff"? With Minase-san? [01:32] Nagisa     Did you call me? [01:40] Shino     What did you do with Mukai-kun yesterday? [01:43] Nagisa     Well... [01:49] Shino     What did you do?! [01:51] Shino     Y-You didn't get ahead of Sakisaki... [01:56] Shino     and k-k-iss him, did you? [01:58] Nagisa     We didn't k-kiss! [02:00] Naoya     Shino-san! [02:01] Shino     Then what did you do?! [02:02] Nagisa     W-We held hands, and... [02:09] Shino     Show me how you did it. [02:12] Nagisa     Um... [02:16] Nagisa     Like this. [02:17] Shino     The lovers' handhold! [02:19] Shino     Wh-What else did you do? [02:22] Shino     You did stuff, didn't you?! [02:23] Nagisa     U-Um... [02:25] Shino     Demonstrate! [02:26] Nagisa     Yes, ma'am! [02:27] Nagisa     I put my head on his lap... [02:30] Naoya     We did the bridal carry. [02:32] Nagisa     And then I grabbed onto him. [02:40] Shino     Is that everything? [02:43] Nagisa     And then we talked together... [02:48] Nagisa     and watched the fireworks. [02:53] Nagisa     It made for a fantastic memory. [03:01] Shino     Why... [03:04] Shino     Why do you... [03:07] Shino     Don't you ever feel bad for Sakisaki?! [03:10] Naoya     Shino-san... [03:13] Shino     Stupid! [03:27] Shino     If it weren't for Minase-san,     this wouldn't be happening. [03:37] Shino     If only she weren't here... [03:40] Shino     Sakisaki would be happy, SIGN    Delete?      Yes No [03:44] Shino     and I could move on. [03:51] Shino     It's not fair. [03:56] Shino     It's not fair. [03:58] Shino     It's not fair. [03:59] Shino     It's not fair, Minase-san! [04:07] Shino     I can't erase him! SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend [05:47] Saki     What the heck?! [05:52] Nagisa     "Saki Saki-sama... [05:53] Nagisa     Congratulations on winning     the camping gear set." [05:58] Saki     Really? Wow! [06:01] Nagisa     Did you sign up for something? [06:05] Saki     I may or may not have. [06:07] Nagisa     You don't even know?! [06:09] Saki     There's even a free campsite coupon! [06:12] Nagisa     Looks like it's valid until January 31st. [06:15] Naoya     All right, let's go! SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend [06:18] Risa     A h-hundred and thirty thousand yen     to lure out a guy she likes... [06:34] Saki     Look at the view! [06:36] Saki     And it's the perfect weather     for a camping trip. [06:40] Naoya     Let's make some more good     memories and get even closer. [06:44] Nagisa     Yes! [06:45] Naoya     Okay, I'm in charge of the tent. [06:47] Nagisa     I'll cook. [06:49] Saki     Man, I actually won     camping gear in a contest. [06:52] Saki     I've got some good luck. [06:54] Shino     You? Lucky? [06:56] Shino     You're being two-timed,     and you think you're... lucky? [07:01] Saki     Hey, Shinosuke! [07:02] Saki     There are some things you just shouldn't say! [07:08] Shino     You're just too carefree, Sakisaki. [07:12] Saki     Are you still going on about     the fireworks festival? [07:15] Shino     Who forgets to kiss? [07:19] Shino     Do you want Minase-san     to steal Mukai-kun from you? [07:20] Naoya     Everything all right? [07:21] Nagisa     Yes. [07:22] Saki     I-I'm sure it'll be fine. [07:27] Shino     You really can't be this way. [07:29] Saki     You don't need to worry so much about me. [07:33] Saki     Do you... [07:35] Saki     actually like-like me? [07:38] Shino     Maybe I ought to hate you. [07:40] Saki     Please, no! [07:42] Naoya     Oh, Saki-chan, could I ask     you to get some water? [07:45] Naoya     I'll work on the tent in the meantime. [07:47] Saki     Sure, I'll go. [07:50] Shino     Sakisaki, you stay behind to make sure     Minase-san doesn't do anything out of line. [07:54] Saki     Shino... [08:09] Shino     If only Sakisaki would get it together, [08:12] Shino     I wouldn't have to keep     thinking about Mukai-kun. [08:22] Saki     Guess who! [08:25] Shino     Hey! What do you think you're doing, Sakisaki?! [08:28] Saki     Nothing. [08:29] Saki     You just seemed angry... [08:33] Saki     So I thought if I squeezed your boobs and     made you horny, it might quell your anger. [08:37] Shino     I'm not getting horny,     and it isn't making me less angry! [08:40] Saki     See, so you are angry. [08:45] Shino     It's not what you think! [08:49] Shino     Also, stop squeezing my boobs! [08:51] Saki     I'm sorry, they're just so comfy. [08:53] Shino     Jeez! [08:55] Saki     They're small, but nice and firm! [08:59] Shino     Stop commentating! [09:03] Shino     Stop squeezing in silence! [09:06] Saki     Do I really seem that helpless, though? [09:09] Shino     You do. What about this situation     would make me think otherwise? [09:14] Saki     In any case... [09:17] Saki     Sorry for making you worry. [09:21] Shino     Th-Then get it together. [09:24] Saki     What's this? [09:26] Saki     Do we have a tsundere here? [09:28] Shino     Hey! [09:33] Shino     P-Please! No more! Just stop. SIGN    Squish SIGN    Squish [09:42] Shino     Hey! [09:46] Shino     I told you to give it a rest! [09:48] Saki     S-Sorry. SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend SIGN    Hoho... SIGN    Mine are still better... SIGN    Glare... [09:52] Saki     Mine are still better. [09:55] Shino     Glare... [10:01] Shino     Honestly, you never stop being silly. [10:04] Saki     Sorry. [10:06] Shino     You really need to start taking     Mukai-kun seriously, too. [10:09] Saki     No, I mean, I am. [10:12] Shino     You're leaving him alone     with Minase-san right now! [10:16] Shino     What are you doing?! [10:18] Saki     Actually, about that, well... [10:24] Shino     What? [10:27] Saki     It kinda seems like you aren't just angry,     but you have something weighing on you, too. [10:37] Saki     I couldn't just leave you. [10:39] Shino     Sakisaki... [10:42] Shino     Well... [10:43] Saki     See? [10:45] Saki     I'm not just stupid, right? [10:48] Saki     I can always tell when it comes to you. [10:57] Shino     Are you actually... not that into Mukai-kun? [11:06] Saki     Naoya's calling. [11:09] Saki     Hello? [11:12] Saki     What? [11:14] Naoya     Saki-chan! This is really bad! [11:31] Naoya     The tent's too hard to set up! [11:33] Nagisa     I can't start a fire! [11:36] Saki     That's it? [11:37] Naoya     We'll be sleeping out in the open! [11:40] Nagisa     We won't be able to eat! [11:45] Saki     That's a problem. [11:49] Rika     Looks like you're in trouble! [11:53] Rika     Camping super-MeTuber Mirika-sama is here! [11:57] Risa     Wait... [12:04] Rika     You build a tent like this! [12:06] Rika     Like this! [12:07] Rika     And there! [12:10] Rika     When you're trying to light the coals, [12:12] Rika     you have to bunch up the small ones like this,     stuff a sheet of newspaper inside, and... [12:17] Rika     there! [12:20] Rika     And you cook a camp dinner... [12:22] Rika     like this! [12:24] Saki     What a coincidence that you'd be here [12:28] Saki     when we're struggling     with our first time camping. [12:31] Saki     Thank goodness! [12:32] Rika     I know, right? [12:35] Naoya     Wait, what kind of coincidence is that? [12:39] Saki     You're right! [12:41] Saki     Did you follow us here? [12:44] Rika     That took you a while. [12:46] Rika     I knew you were camping here today. [12:50] Rika     The free coupon and camp gear you thought     you got for free was all sent by me! [12:59] Saki     D-Do you mean... [13:03] Saki     You're that nice? [13:05] Naoya     No, this has to be some kind of plot! [13:08] Saki     I see! [13:10] Naoya     But why, Mirika-san? [13:13] Rika     Why else? [13:14] Rika     I just wanted to go camping with you. [13:18] Rika     You never agreed when I asked you. [13:21] Saki     Would you actually spend     so much money just for that?! [13:25] Rika     I want to be out in the     wilderness with Naoya. [13:28] Rika     I want us to get closer while     he eats the food I make. [13:32] Rika     Why wouldn't I do this much? [13:37] Risa     She's head over heels. [13:40] Naoya     Why? [13:42] Naoya     I pushed you away so strongly. [13:47] Rika     Here, want some, Saki? [13:49] Saki     That, I definitely do! [13:52] Naoya     Look out! [13:52] Naoya     She's poisoned me before! [13:55] Saki     Are you for real? [13:56] Risa     I remember that. [13:58] Rika     I didn't lace it this time. [14:00] Saki     I don't trust her! [14:03] Nagisa     I can cook for us! [14:05] Saki     Nagisa-chan! [14:08] Saki     We have an awesome chef with us. [14:11] Rika     Oh? [14:13] Rika     It's so good, though. [14:19] Rika     H-Huh? [14:21] Rika     Here, Risa, have some. [14:25] Risa     Yum! [14:26] Saki     They're going for it. [14:28] Rika     That was good! [14:31] Saki     But I love pizza! [14:33] Naoya     I know, but... [14:35] Saki     Nagisa-chan, where's my beautiful camp grub? [14:39] Nagisa     W-Well... [14:43] Saki     It's scorched! [14:45] Nagisa     It's so hard to adjust the heat. [14:47] Rika     I told you. [14:48] Rika     It's not that easy. [14:51] Rika     All right. [14:53] Rika     This camp cooking video got me     more than 300,000 views! SIGN    This MASSIVE Campfire Steak      Is Bigger than a G-cup [14:59] Rika     The super-bougie paella I made     for my 70,000 subscriber video! [15:05] Rika     And classic curry! [15:10] Saki     Camp grub... [15:12] Naoya     Saki-chan, stay calm! [15:14] Rika     You can't match my skill. [15:16] Rika     Do you have any idea how long     I've been camping and making videos? [15:26] Saki     I don't care if she poisons me. [15:29] Shino     Sakisaki! [15:30] Saki     I'll even go to bed and get up     earlier than I normally do! [15:33] Naoya     Say what?! [15:36] Saki     Mirika-sama, your blessings... [15:39] Rika     Oh, all right, fine. [15:43] Rika     But not before Naoya has some first. [15:47] Rika     I made it for Naoya, after all. [15:49] Saki     Eat, Naoya. [15:53] Naoya     All right. [16:08] Naoya     It's good. [16:13] Rika     Right? [16:18] Saki     All right, I'm eating. [16:19] Rika     Dig in. [16:21] Nagisa     Me, too. [16:22] Risa     Good for you, Onee-chan. [16:26] Saki     Yum! [16:28] Nagisa     It sure is good. [16:31] Saki     Have some, Shino. [16:35] Shino     It's good. [16:37] Naoya     Mirika-san... [16:39] Naoya     How can you be so indifferent [16:45] Naoya     after all I did on the day of the fireworks? [16:49] Rika     Because, Naoya, you're starting to like me. [16:59] Saki     A-Are you out of your mind?! [17:02] Rika     Not really. [17:03] Rika     I'm just making an objective assessment. [17:07] Saki     Tell her, Naoya! [17:12] Saki     Naoya? [17:15] Naoya     That's not something... [17:18] Naoya     I can deny. [17:20] Saki     Dude! SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend [17:31] Saki     Y-You're... starting to like Mirika? [17:42] Rika     I knew it! [17:46] Rika     I just need to keep it up,     and Naoya will be mine someday! [17:51] Rika     I love this! I love this! Oh, man! [17:56] Naoya     That won't happen! [17:58] Naoya     I'm just kind of drawn to her! [18:01] Naoya     It's fine! [18:02] Saki     Nothing about that sounds fine! [18:05] Saki     Naoya, you idiot! [18:06] Saki     You poo! You actual poo! [18:10] Nagisa     Stop! Saki-chan! [18:12] Rika     Maybe Naoya gets distracted     because you're so violent. [18:22] Saki     I've always been like this to him! It's fine! [18:24] Rika     Naoya's got bad taste. [18:27] Risa     H-Hey, Onee-chan? [18:31] Rika     Yeah, Risa? [18:32] Risa     Does Naoya-oniichan have a girlfriend? [18:37] Saki     He sure does. [18:38] Saki     Me! [18:40] Nagisa     M-Me, too! [18:45] Rika     Oh, I haven't told you, have I? [18:49] Rika     Naoya's going out with those two. [18:55] Rika     He's two-timing them with their permission. [18:57] Rika     With those two, to make it even worse. [19:03] Risa     You fell in love with a two-timer? [19:06] Rika     Y-You're making me blush. [19:09] Rika     I did, but... [19:15] Risa     And you're trying to take him from them? [19:18] Rika     Damn right I am! [19:20] Rika     But even with me asking him out,     he's not breaking up with them. [19:24] Rika     He's so stubborn. [19:27] Rika     Although I like that about him, too. [19:34] Risa     You moron! [19:36] Saki     Yeah! Yeah! [19:38] Risa     You're so cute, you work hard on your videos,     you're successful, you're nice to me... [19:43] Risa     You're a good woman! [19:45] Risa     Go find a better man for yourself! [19:49] Rika     Naoya's a good guy, even if he's two-timing! [19:52] Risa     He's a two-timer! That's bad enough! [19:54] Saki     And what's wrong with you,     messing with someone else's boyfriend?! [19:57] Risa     Exactly! [19:58] Risa     Although, how are you even okay     with him two-timing you?! [20:02] Saki     I just got dissed by Risapon. SIGN    She likes that she got noticed     by her favorite MeTuber [20:04] Shino     You're being a nuisance to     both Sakisaki and Mukai-kun. [20:07] Shino     Why don't you move on already? [20:09] Rika     Why would I? [20:12] Shino     You... [20:13] Rika     I mean, it's not that I don't feel     guilty for doing this to you guys. [20:18] Rika     But what's the point of giving up? [20:27] Rika     I don't care if Naoya has girlfriends     or if I'm being a nuisance. [20:31] Rika     I can't change the fact that I love him. [20:35] Rika     So all I can do is go on the offensive. [20:39] Rika     To attack, attack, attack, and break     down that massive wall someday. [20:51] Rika     And on that day, I'm taking Naoya from you. [20:58] Rika     Plus, it looks like there's already     a crack in that wall. [21:04] Saki     Th-There's one thing I know for certain now. [21:08] Saki     We can never let Naoya     be alone with Mirika again! [21:12] Nagisa     Y-You're right! [21:17] Naoya     Girls! [21:18] Saki     Naoya! [21:19] Nagisa     Naoya-kun! [21:21] Saki     You're going to tell me later what     happened between you and Mirika. [21:25] Naoya     S-Sure, that's fine... [21:28] Naoya     But hear me out. [21:33] Naoya     It's true that Mirika-san is attractive. [21:35] Naoya     And it's true that I'm kind of drawn to her. [21:39] Naoya     But I'll never do anything to make you two sad! [21:45] Naoya     Because I... [21:51] Saki     Don't go to sleep! [21:52] Nagisa     W-Wait... I'm also... getting... [22:00] Saki     Mirika, you didn't! [22:05] Rika     Of course. [22:06] Rika     In all the pizzas except the first one I ate. [22:10] Saki     Is this girl for real?! [22:12] Risa     I never knew about this! [22:15] Risa     Sleepy... [22:27] Rika     Operation Romantic Camping     with Naoya commences! SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend SIGN    Plop SIGN    Getting Ready with the Girlfriends SIGN    Squish SIGN    Squish SIGN    Squish [24:13] Risa     Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV! [24:15] Risa     In episode six, Onee-chan's going to make     even more moves on Naoya-oniichan! [24:19] Rika     I don't have time to be nice     if I'm getting with Naoya. [24:23] Risa     No, seriously, this is a crime. [24:25] Rika     Sorry.