E5 - Getting Ready with the Girlfriends
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SIGN The Day After the Fireworks Festival
[00:09] Shino
Sakisaki and Mukai-kun didn't kiss,
even at the fireworks festival.
[00:15] Shino
I want Mukai-kun and Sakisaki to work out,
and for him to look only at her.
[00:21] Shino
So why...
[00:25] Shino
I want to give up already.
[00:32] Naoya
Give up what?
[00:38] Naoya
Sh-Shino-san?
[00:41] Shino
D-Did you see that?
[00:45] Naoya
See what?
[00:49] Naoya
Wh-What?
[00:51] Naoya
What's wrong?
[00:53] Shino
It's nothing.
[00:54] Naoya
Y-Yeah?
[00:56] Naoya
Hey, is your injury getting better?
[00:59] Shino
Oh, yeah.
[01:01] Shino
Thanks.
[01:04] Shino
Why didn't you kiss yesterday?
[01:08] Naoya
K-Kiss you?!
[01:10] Shino
Not me, obviously!
[01:12] Shino
I'm talking about Sakisaki!
[01:14] Naoya
Oh, of course.
[01:19] Naoya
Well, a lot happened after
we parted ways with you.
[01:23] Naoya
Like, Mirika-san caught me.
[01:25] Shino
Her again?
[01:27] Naoya
And Minase-san and I did some stuff.
[01:30] Shino
"Stuff"? With Minase-san?
[01:32] Nagisa
Did you call me?
[01:40] Shino
What did you do with Mukai-kun yesterday?
[01:43] Nagisa
Well...
[01:49] Shino
What did you do?!
[01:51] Shino
Y-You didn't get ahead of Sakisaki...
[01:56] Shino
and k-k-iss him, did you?
[01:58] Nagisa
We didn't k-kiss!
[02:00] Naoya
Shino-san!
[02:01] Shino
Then what did you do?!
[02:02] Nagisa
W-We held hands, and...
[02:09] Shino
Show me how you did it.
[02:12] Nagisa
Um...
[02:16] Nagisa
Like this.
[02:17] Shino
The lovers' handhold!
[02:19] Shino
Wh-What else did you do?
[02:22] Shino
You did stuff, didn't you?!
[02:23] Nagisa
U-Um...
[02:25] Shino
Demonstrate!
[02:26] Nagisa
Yes, ma'am!
[02:27] Nagisa
I put my head on his lap...
[02:30] Naoya
We did the bridal carry.
[02:32] Nagisa
And then I grabbed onto him.
[02:40] Shino
Is that everything?
[02:43] Nagisa
And then we talked together...
[02:48] Nagisa
and watched the fireworks.
[02:53] Nagisa
It made for a fantastic memory.
[03:01] Shino
Why...
[03:04] Shino
Why do you...
[03:07] Shino
Don't you ever feel bad for Sakisaki?!
[03:10] Naoya
Shino-san...
[03:13] Shino
Stupid!
[03:27] Shino
If it weren't for Minase-san,
this wouldn't be happening.
[03:37] Shino
If only she weren't here...
[03:40] Shino
Sakisaki would be happy,
SIGN Delete?
Yes No
[03:44] Shino
and I could move on.
[03:51] Shino
It's not fair.
[03:56] Shino
It's not fair.
[03:58] Shino
It's not fair.
[03:59] Shino
It's not fair, Minase-san!
[04:07] Shino
I can't erase him!
SIGN Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[05:47] Saki
What the heck?!
[05:52] Nagisa
"Saki Saki-sama...
[05:53] Nagisa
Congratulations on winning
the camping gear set."
[05:58] Saki
Really? Wow!
[06:01] Nagisa
Did you sign up for something?
[06:05] Saki
I may or may not have.
[06:07] Nagisa
You don't even know?!
[06:09] Saki
There's even a free campsite coupon!
[06:12] Nagisa
Looks like it's valid until January 31st.
[06:15] Naoya
All right, let's go!
SIGN Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[06:18] Risa
A h-hundred and thirty thousand yen
to lure out a guy she likes...
[06:34] Saki
Look at the view!
[06:36] Saki
And it's the perfect weather
for a camping trip.
[06:40] Naoya
Let's make some more good
memories and get even closer.
[06:44] Nagisa
Yes!
[06:45] Naoya
Okay, I'm in charge of the tent.
[06:47] Nagisa
I'll cook.
[06:49] Saki
Man, I actually won
camping gear in a contest.
[06:52] Saki
I've got some good luck.
[06:54] Shino
You? Lucky?
[06:56] Shino
You're being two-timed,
and you think you're... lucky?
[07:01] Saki
Hey, Shinosuke!
[07:02] Saki
There are some things you just shouldn't say!
[07:08] Shino
You're just too carefree, Sakisaki.
[07:12] Saki
Are you still going on about
the fireworks festival?
[07:15] Shino
Who forgets to kiss?
[07:19] Shino
Do you want Minase-san
to steal Mukai-kun from you?
[07:20] Naoya
Everything all right?
[07:21] Nagisa
Yes.
[07:22] Saki
I-I'm sure it'll be fine.
[07:27] Shino
You really can't be this way.
[07:29] Saki
You don't need to worry so much about me.
[07:33] Saki
Do you...
[07:35] Saki
actually like-like me?
[07:38] Shino
Maybe I ought to hate you.
[07:40] Saki
Please, no!
[07:42] Naoya
Oh, Saki-chan, could I ask
you to get some water?
[07:45] Naoya
I'll work on the tent in the meantime.
[07:47] Saki
Sure, I'll go.
[07:50] Shino
Sakisaki, you stay behind to make sure
Minase-san doesn't do anything out of line.
[07:54] Saki
Shino...
[08:09] Shino
If only Sakisaki would get it together,
[08:12] Shino
I wouldn't have to keep
thinking about Mukai-kun.
[08:22] Saki
Guess who!
[08:25] Shino
Hey! What do you think you're doing, Sakisaki?!
[08:28] Saki
Nothing.
[08:29] Saki
You just seemed angry...
[08:33] Saki
So I thought if I squeezed your boobs and
made you horny, it might quell your anger.
[08:37] Shino
I'm not getting horny,
and it isn't making me less angry!
[08:40] Saki
See, so you are angry.
[08:45] Shino
It's not what you think!
[08:49] Shino
Also, stop squeezing my boobs!
[08:51] Saki
I'm sorry, they're just so comfy.
[08:53] Shino
Jeez!
[08:55] Saki
They're small, but nice and firm!
[08:59] Shino
Stop commentating!
[09:03] Shino
Stop squeezing in silence!
[09:06] Saki
Do I really seem that helpless, though?
[09:09] Shino
You do. What about this situation
would make me think otherwise?
[09:14] Saki
In any case...
[09:17] Saki
Sorry for making you worry.
[09:21] Shino
Th-Then get it together.
[09:24] Saki
What's this?
[09:26] Saki
Do we have a tsundere here?
[09:28] Shino
Hey!
[09:33] Shino
P-Please! No more! Just stop.
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
[09:42] Shino
Hey!
[09:46] Shino
I told you to give it a rest!
[09:48] Saki
S-Sorry.
SIGN Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN Hoho...
SIGN Mine are still better...
SIGN Glare...
[09:52] Saki
Mine are still better.
[09:55] Shino
Glare...
[10:01] Shino
Honestly, you never stop being silly.
[10:04] Saki
Sorry.
[10:06] Shino
You really need to start taking
Mukai-kun seriously, too.
[10:09] Saki
No, I mean, I am.
[10:12] Shino
You're leaving him alone
with Minase-san right now!
[10:16] Shino
What are you doing?!
[10:18] Saki
Actually, about that, well...
[10:24] Shino
What?
[10:27] Saki
It kinda seems like you aren't just angry,
but you have something weighing on you, too.
[10:37] Saki
I couldn't just leave you.
[10:39] Shino
Sakisaki...
[10:42] Shino
Well...
[10:43] Saki
See?
[10:45] Saki
I'm not just stupid, right?
[10:48] Saki
I can always tell when it comes to you.
[10:57] Shino
Are you actually... not that into Mukai-kun?
[11:06] Saki
Naoya's calling.
[11:09] Saki
Hello?
[11:12] Saki
What?
[11:14] Naoya
Saki-chan! This is really bad!
[11:31] Naoya
The tent's too hard to set up!
[11:33] Nagisa
I can't start a fire!
[11:36] Saki
That's it?
[11:37] Naoya
We'll be sleeping out in the open!
[11:40] Nagisa
We won't be able to eat!
[11:45] Saki
That's a problem.
[11:49] Rika
Looks like you're in trouble!
[11:53] Rika
Camping super-MeTuber Mirika-sama is here!
[11:57] Risa
Wait...
[12:04] Rika
You build a tent like this!
[12:06] Rika
Like this!
[12:07] Rika
And there!
[12:10] Rika
When you're trying to light the coals,
[12:12] Rika
you have to bunch up the small ones like this,
stuff a sheet of newspaper inside, and...
[12:17] Rika
there!
[12:20] Rika
And you cook a camp dinner...
[12:22] Rika
like this!
[12:24] Saki
What a coincidence that you'd be here
[12:28] Saki
when we're struggling
with our first time camping.
[12:31] Saki
Thank goodness!
[12:32] Rika
I know, right?
[12:35] Naoya
Wait, what kind of coincidence is that?
[12:39] Saki
You're right!
[12:41] Saki
Did you follow us here?
[12:44] Rika
That took you a while.
[12:46] Rika
I knew you were camping here today.
[12:50] Rika
The free coupon and camp gear you thought
you got for free was all sent by me!
[12:59] Saki
D-Do you mean...
[13:03] Saki
You're that nice?
[13:05] Naoya
No, this has to be some kind of plot!
[13:08] Saki
I see!
[13:10] Naoya
But why, Mirika-san?
[13:13] Rika
Why else?
[13:14] Rika
I just wanted to go camping with you.
[13:18] Rika
You never agreed when I asked you.
[13:21] Saki
Would you actually spend
so much money just for that?!
[13:25] Rika
I want to be out in the
wilderness with Naoya.
[13:28] Rika
I want us to get closer while
he eats the food I make.
[13:32] Rika
Why wouldn't I do this much?
[13:37] Risa
She's head over heels.
[13:40] Naoya
Why?
[13:42] Naoya
I pushed you away so strongly.
[13:47] Rika
Here, want some, Saki?
[13:49] Saki
That, I definitely do!
[13:52] Naoya
Look out!
[13:52] Naoya
She's poisoned me before!
[13:55] Saki
Are you for real?
[13:56] Risa
I remember that.
[13:58] Rika
I didn't lace it this time.
[14:00] Saki
I don't trust her!
[14:03] Nagisa
I can cook for us!
[14:05] Saki
Nagisa-chan!
[14:08] Saki
We have an awesome chef with us.
[14:11] Rika
Oh?
[14:13] Rika
It's so good, though.
[14:19] Rika
H-Huh?
[14:21] Rika
Here, Risa, have some.
[14:25] Risa
Yum!
[14:26] Saki
They're going for it.
[14:28] Rika
That was good!
[14:31] Saki
But I love pizza!
[14:33] Naoya
I know, but...
[14:35] Saki
Nagisa-chan, where's my beautiful camp grub?
[14:39] Nagisa
W-Well...
[14:43] Saki
It's scorched!
[14:45] Nagisa
It's so hard to adjust the heat.
[14:47] Rika
I told you.
[14:48] Rika
It's not that easy.
[14:51] Rika
All right.
[14:53] Rika
This camp cooking video got me
more than 300,000 views!
SIGN This MASSIVE Campfire Steak
Is Bigger than a G-cup
[14:59] Rika
The super-bougie paella I made
for my 70,000 subscriber video!
[15:05] Rika
And classic curry!
[15:10] Saki
Camp grub...
[15:12] Naoya
Saki-chan, stay calm!
[15:14] Rika
You can't match my skill.
[15:16] Rika
Do you have any idea how long
I've been camping and making videos?
[15:26] Saki
I don't care if she poisons me.
[15:29] Shino
Sakisaki!
[15:30] Saki
I'll even go to bed and get up
earlier than I normally do!
[15:33] Naoya
Say what?!
[15:36] Saki
Mirika-sama, your blessings...
[15:39] Rika
Oh, all right, fine.
[15:43] Rika
But not before Naoya has some first.
[15:47] Rika
I made it for Naoya, after all.
[15:49] Saki
Eat, Naoya.
[15:53] Naoya
All right.
[16:08] Naoya
It's good.
[16:13] Rika
Right?
[16:18] Saki
All right, I'm eating.
[16:19] Rika
Dig in.
[16:21] Nagisa
Me, too.
[16:22] Risa
Good for you, Onee-chan.
[16:26] Saki
Yum!
[16:28] Nagisa
It sure is good.
[16:31] Saki
Have some, Shino.
[16:35] Shino
It's good.
[16:37] Naoya
Mirika-san...
[16:39] Naoya
How can you be so indifferent
[16:45] Naoya
after all I did on the day of the fireworks?
[16:49] Rika
Because, Naoya, you're starting to like me.
[16:59] Saki
A-Are you out of your mind?!
[17:02] Rika
Not really.
[17:03] Rika
I'm just making an objective assessment.
[17:07] Saki
Tell her, Naoya!
[17:12] Saki
Naoya?
[17:15] Naoya
That's not something...
[17:18] Naoya
I can deny.
[17:20] Saki
Dude!
SIGN Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[17:31] Saki
Y-You're... starting to like Mirika?
[17:42] Rika
I knew it!
[17:46] Rika
I just need to keep it up,
and Naoya will be mine someday!
[17:51] Rika
I love this! I love this! Oh, man!
[17:56] Naoya
That won't happen!
[17:58] Naoya
I'm just kind of drawn to her!
[18:01] Naoya
It's fine!
[18:02] Saki
Nothing about that sounds fine!
[18:05] Saki
Naoya, you idiot!
[18:06] Saki
You poo! You actual poo!
[18:10] Nagisa
Stop! Saki-chan!
[18:12] Rika
Maybe Naoya gets distracted
because you're so violent.
[18:22] Saki
I've always been like this to him! It's fine!
[18:24] Rika
Naoya's got bad taste.
[18:27] Risa
H-Hey, Onee-chan?
[18:31] Rika
Yeah, Risa?
[18:32] Risa
Does Naoya-oniichan have a girlfriend?
[18:37] Saki
He sure does.
[18:38] Saki
Me!
[18:40] Nagisa
M-Me, too!
[18:45] Rika
Oh, I haven't told you, have I?
[18:49] Rika
Naoya's going out with those two.
[18:55] Rika
He's two-timing them with their permission.
[18:57] Rika
With those two, to make it even worse.
[19:03] Risa
You fell in love with a two-timer?
[19:06] Rika
Y-You're making me blush.
[19:09] Rika
I did, but...
[19:15] Risa
And you're trying to take him from them?
[19:18] Rika
Damn right I am!
[19:20] Rika
But even with me asking him out,
he's not breaking up with them.
[19:24] Rika
He's so stubborn.
[19:27] Rika
Although I like that about him, too.
[19:34] Risa
You moron!
[19:36] Saki
Yeah! Yeah!
[19:38] Risa
You're so cute, you work hard on your videos,
you're successful, you're nice to me...
[19:43] Risa
You're a good woman!
[19:45] Risa
Go find a better man for yourself!
[19:49] Rika
Naoya's a good guy, even if he's two-timing!
[19:52] Risa
He's a two-timer! That's bad enough!
[19:54] Saki
And what's wrong with you,
messing with someone else's boyfriend?!
[19:57] Risa
Exactly!
[19:58] Risa
Although, how are you even okay
with him two-timing you?!
[20:02] Saki
I just got dissed by Risapon.
SIGN She likes that she got noticed
by her favorite MeTuber
[20:04] Shino
You're being a nuisance to
both Sakisaki and Mukai-kun.
[20:07] Shino
Why don't you move on already?
[20:09] Rika
Why would I?
[20:12] Shino
You...
[20:13] Rika
I mean, it's not that I don't feel
guilty for doing this to you guys.
[20:18] Rika
But what's the point of giving up?
[20:27] Rika
I don't care if Naoya has girlfriends
or if I'm being a nuisance.
[20:31] Rika
I can't change the fact that I love him.
[20:35] Rika
So all I can do is go on the offensive.
[20:39] Rika
To attack, attack, attack, and break
down that massive wall someday.
[20:51] Rika
And on that day, I'm taking Naoya from you.
[20:58] Rika
Plus, it looks like there's already
a crack in that wall.
[21:04] Saki
Th-There's one thing I know for certain now.
[21:08] Saki
We can never let Naoya
be alone with Mirika again!
[21:12] Nagisa
Y-You're right!
[21:17] Naoya
Girls!
[21:18] Saki
Naoya!
[21:19] Nagisa
Naoya-kun!
[21:21] Saki
You're going to tell me later what
happened between you and Mirika.
[21:25] Naoya
S-Sure, that's fine...
[21:28] Naoya
But hear me out.
[21:33] Naoya
It's true that Mirika-san is attractive.
[21:35] Naoya
And it's true that I'm kind of drawn to her.
[21:39] Naoya
But I'll never do anything to make you two sad!
[21:45] Naoya
Because I...
[21:51] Saki
Don't go to sleep!
[21:52] Nagisa
W-Wait... I'm also... getting...
[22:00] Saki
Mirika, you didn't!
[22:05] Rika
Of course.
[22:06] Rika
In all the pizzas except the first one I ate.
[22:10] Saki
Is this girl for real?!
[22:12] Risa
I never knew about this!
[22:15] Risa
Sleepy...
[22:27] Rika
Operation Romantic Camping
with Naoya commences!
SIGN Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN Plop
SIGN Getting Ready with the Girlfriends
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
SIGN Squish
[24:13] Risa
Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:15] Risa
In episode six, Onee-chan's going to make
even more moves on Naoya-oniichan!
[24:19] Rika
I don't have time to be nice
if I'm getting with Naoya.
[24:23] Risa
No, seriously, this is a crime.
[24:25] Rika
Sorry.