Girlfriend, Girlfriend

The protagonist, Naoya, is a first-year in high school. He asks out Saki, a girl he has been in love with, and she agrees to be his girlfriend. He's currently on cloud nine. But then, a beautiful girl named Nagisa comes up to Naoya one day and tells him that she wants to go out with him. Naoya feels himself wavering because Nagisa is such a good girl, and he comes to a decision! A new kind of romcom from a rather unexpected decision is about to begin!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - Even If That Isn't the Right Way

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[00:02] Naoya
    I have a girlfriend.
[00:11] Naoya
    But then another girl confessed
    her feelings to me.
[00:17] Naoya
    What do I do?
[00:24] Naoya
    I started going out with a girl recently.
[00:27] Naoya
    I confessed my feelings to Saki-chan,
    who I've been close to since we were kids.
[00:32] Naoya
    She accepted, and now we're going steady.
[00:35] Saki
    Bam!
[00:39] Naoya
    I'm the happiest person on Earth.
[00:48] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[00:50] Shino
    Come on, let's go.
[00:51] Saki
    Okay.
[00:52] Saki
    I'm headed off to my club.
[00:54] Naoya
    Okay.
[00:55] Naoya
    I'll wait until you're done, Saki-chan.
[00:58] Saki
    You can go on ahead for once.
[01:01] Saki
    But no cheating on me.
[01:05] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[01:10] Naoya
    Did you think I would do such a thing?
[01:15] Saki
    Naoya?
[01:17] Naoya
    I'm sorry for making you worry!
[01:22] Naoya
    I'll love you even more so you'll never
    have to worry about me cheating on you!
[01:26] Saki
    Huh? Wait...
[01:27] Saki
    H-H-Hey!
[01:29] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:29] Naoya
    I love you, Saki-chan!
[01:32] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:34] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[01:37] Naoya
    Feel my love!
[01:38] Saki
    I feel it!
[01:39] ---
    You feel it?
[01:39] Saki
    I feel it!
[01:42] Saki
    I get it! Jeez!
[01:45] Saki
    Save that for when we're alone!
[01:48] Saki
    Sheesh, Naoya...
[01:50] Saki
    You're beyond sincere. You're just weird.
[01:53] Saki
    You can't even take a joke.
[01:55] Naoya
    A-Am I that weird?
[01:58] Saki
    You're pretty damn weird!
[02:00] Naoya
    How?
[02:01] Saki
    Like what you did to me just now!
[02:04] Naoya
    I... I see.
[02:06] Naoya
    I never knew.
[02:07] Naoya
    But I want to be true to my feelings.
[02:10] Naoya
    I can't help but tell someone
    I love them when I do.
[02:12] Saki
    Wh-What a pain.
[02:16] Naoya
    I mean...
[02:18] Naoya
    I confessed to you once a month
    since we were in first grade.
[02:20] Naoya
    Now, in high school, you finally said yes.
[02:23] Naoya
    Of course I'm going to cherish you!
[02:25] Saki
    That was way too much for
    elementary and middle school me!
[02:28] Naoya
    But now you embrace my feelings for you!
[02:32] Saki
    Oh, damn it!
[02:36] Saki
    Bring it on!
[02:39] Saki
    Anyway, I'm going now.
[02:43] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[02:43] Saki
    What?
[02:45] Naoya
    You were as cute as ever today!
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[02:50] Saki
    Thank you very much!
[02:55] ---
    Ah...
[02:57] Naoya
    I'm so happy that I have her.
[03:04] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[03:09] Nagisa
    You're M-Mukai Naoya-kun, right?
[03:15] Naoya
    Yes, why?
[03:18] Nagisa
    Um, I...
[03:21] Nagisa
    I...
[03:23] Nagisa
    I...
[03:25] Nagisa
    I have feelings for you!
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[05:08] Nagisa
    Sorry, I haven't even introduced myself.
[05:11] Naoya
    Wait... What?
[05:13] Nagisa
    Hello, I'm Minase Nagisa. I'm a first-year.
[05:17] Nagisa
    Nice to meet you.
[05:18] Naoya
    Uh, yeah.
[05:20] Nagisa
    Um...
[05:21] Nagisa
    What do you think of me, looks-wise?
[05:24] Naoya
    Huh? W-Well, if I had to be honest...
[05:33] Naoya
    You're cute as hell.
[05:36] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[05:37] Nagisa
    I worked so hard these past
    few months for this day.
[05:40] Naoya
    Three months?
[05:42] Nagisa
    Four hours of working out,
    jogging, and yoga every day.
[05:45] Nagisa
    Working on myself for three
    hours before bed every night.
[05:48] Naoya
    You're such a hard worker!
[05:50] Nagisa
    I wanted to be in my best
    condition for my confession.
[05:53] Naoya
    What an upright person you are!
[05:56] Nagisa
    They say the best way to a man's
    heart is through his stomach, so...
[06:01] Nagisa
    I practiced cooking for eight hours, too.
[06:04] Naoya
    Aren't you worried about your health?!
[06:06] Naoya
    You have to take care of your own life!
[06:09] Nagisa
    I-I'm fine.
[06:11] Naoya
    Really?
[06:12] Nagisa
    Y-Yes.
[06:13] Nagisa
    I'd like you to try it.
[06:24] Naoya
    Delicious.
[06:26] Naoya
    But you shouldn't put
    yourself out for this.
[06:27] Nagisa
    No, it was for your sake.
[06:30] Nagisa
    In fact, I had fun doing it.
[06:32] Nagisa
    Besides, I think a big part of why it
    tastes good is the Matsusaka beef,
[06:36] ---
    Would you like a bag for this?
[06:37] ---
    lobster, and foie gras that I bought
     with money from my part-time job.
[06:38] ---
    What a long day.
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[06:42] Naoya
    You overdid it!
[06:45] Naoya
    B-But that's so commendable.
[06:49] Nagisa
    So, um...
[06:51] Nagisa
    Do I seem attractive to you?
[06:55] Naoya
    Of course you do!
[06:57] Naoya
    You're attractive as hell!
[07:00] Nagisa
    Th-Thank goodness.
[07:05] Nagisa
    Then...
[07:07] Nagisa
    Would you please go out with me?
[07:22] Nagisa
    Am I not good enough?
[07:28] Naoya
    Th-That's not true!
[07:31] Naoya
    I bet I'd be super happy
    if I could go out with you.
[07:35] Naoya
    But...
[07:43] Naoya
    I already have a girlfriend.
[07:48] Nagisa
    I guess... I should have expected that.
[07:54] Nagisa
    But I'm not going to give up just
    because I got turned down once.
[08:02] Nagisa
    I'll come confess to you again.
[08:08] Nagisa
    I-I'll talk to you later.
[08:20] Naoya
    It's true that I have a girlfriend.
[08:23] Naoya
    I love her, and I want
    to treasure her forever.
[08:28] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun?
[08:30] Naoya
    But it's true that I think you're attractive.
[08:34] Naoya
    So I want you in my life.
[08:39] Naoya
    I don't want to turn you down.
[08:42] Naoya
    But I can't betray my girlfriend!
[08:44] Naoya
    So if it isn't too outrageous to ask...
[08:50] Naoya
    Can I date both of you?
[08:51] Naoya
    Could you come with me to ask my girlfriend?
[08:55] Nagisa
    Eh?
[08:57] Naoya
    I'm sorry this is the
    only thing I can propose.
[09:00] ---
    Uh... Um...
[09:12] Nagisa
    Let's go give it a try.
[09:14] Naoya
    Thank you.
[09:15] Naoya
    All right. Let's go.
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[09:20] Shino
    Go, Sakisaki!
[09:21] Saki
    Attack!
[09:24] Saki
    Man, I'm beat.
[09:28] Shino
    You killed it again, though.
[09:31] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[09:35] Saki
    Naoya?
[09:37] Naoya
    Can I talk to you for a second?
[09:40] Shino
    You two sure are attached at the hip.
[09:43] Saki
    Wha... Shino!
[09:45] Shino
    I don't want to get in the way.
    I'll see you later.
[09:48] Saki
    What's up? What's the big deal?
[09:52] Naoya
    It's about this girl.
[09:55] Nagisa
    N-Nice to meet you.
[10:02] Nagisa
    I'm Minase Nagisa.
[10:08] Saki
    Sh-She's so cute!
[10:11] Saki
    Who is this girl? Oh my God, she's so cute!
[10:13] Saki
    Let's go hang out.
[10:15] Saki
    Okay? Can we?
[10:16] Naoya
    But there's something important
    we need to talk about.
[10:18] Saki
    How are we supposed to talk about anything
    if we don't even know each other?
[10:23] Naoya
    Good point.
[10:25] Saki
    Ta-da!
[10:26] Saki
    Karaoke!
[10:28] Saki
    Whoo!
[10:34] Nagisa
    S-Sorry. I'm not a good singer.
[10:38] Saki
    You're so cute when you're embarrassed.
[10:41] Saki
    Sports!
[10:42] Saki
    Go!
[10:43] ---
    Right!
[10:47] Nagisa
    Your underwear's cute, too.
[10:48] Saki
    Hey!
[10:53] Saki
    This is too good!
[10:56] Saki
    I want to marry you!
[10:58] Nagisa
    I'm glad it's to your liking.
[11:01] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what do you think of Minase-san?
[11:04] Saki
    Well...
[11:07] Saki
    Honestly, I want to go out with her!
[11:10] Naoya
    I know that feeling.
[11:13] Saki
    Hold on a minute.
[11:14] Saki
    You have me, Naoya.
[11:16] Naoya
    I do.
[11:22] Saki
    What's wrong?
[11:30] Naoya
    So I want to date both of you.
[11:36] Saki
    Huh?
[11:39] Saki
    Huh? What?
[11:41] Saki
    Both of us?
[11:42] Naoya
    The truth is, Minase-san just
    confessed to me earlier today.
[11:46] Naoya
    The more I got to know her,
    the more attracted I became.
[11:48] Naoya
    Honestly, I'm infatuated.
[11:50] Naoya
    I can't...
[11:53] Naoya
    I can't...
[11:55] Naoya
    I can't think of a solution besides
    going out with both of you!
[11:58] Naoya
    I can't think of a solution besides
    going out with both of you!
[12:00] Naoya
    I can't think of a solution besides
    going out with both of you!
[12:02] ---
    Wha?
[12:05] ---
    What?
[12:08] ---
    What?!
[12:10] Saki
    I don't quite understand.
[12:13] Naoya
    I can't bring myself to date
    both of you in secret.
[12:18] Naoya
    So with your approval,
[12:22] ---
    I would like to date both of you,
    honest and out in the open!
[12:35] Saki
    Did you seriously think I'd say yes?
[12:37] Naoya
    I-I want us to discuss this.
[12:40] Saki
    No way.
[12:42] Naoya
    I really do feel bad about this.
[12:46] Saki
    Then don't do it!
[12:49] Saki
    You have me! Isn't that good enough?!
[12:53] Naoya
    It was until yesterday.
[12:55] Saki
    I'll kill you.
[12:57] Nagisa
    Um...
[12:59] Nagisa
    Can we please avoid violence?
[13:00] Saki
    But you're okay with cheating?!
[13:03] Saki
    Actually, yeah!
[13:04] Saki
    How are you even okay with
    him dating two girls?
[13:08] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[13:10] Nagisa
    I can't imagine Naoya-kun
    would ever break up with you.
[13:14] Nagisa
    I'll only be rejected if I don't
    have him date both of us.
[13:19] Nagisa
    So I'm okay with it.
[13:20] Saki
    No way!
[13:22] Saki
    Are you serious?
[13:23] Saki
    What do you even like so much about him?
[13:26] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun is everything to me right now.
[13:30] Saki
    That much?
[13:33] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[13:35] Nagisa
    Please let us both date him.
[13:37] Saki
    T-Too cute!
[13:39] Saki
    Please don't look at me like that!
[13:43] Saki
    One guy for one girl!
[13:45] Saki
    Isn't that common sense?
[13:47] Naoya
    But it's true that I'm
    attracted to Minase-san.
[13:51] Naoya
    So rejecting her and continuing
    to go out with you
[13:53] ---
    in the name of common
    sense would be dishonest.
[13:56] Naoya
    Both to myself and to you, Saki-chan.
[14:00] Naoya
    Lying and going out with two girls
    would both leave me with regrets.
[14:05] Naoya
    So I want to be honest to myself
    and try going out with both of you!
[14:08] Saki
    No.
[14:12] Naoya
    What might I do to increase the
    chances that you'll say yes?
[14:16] Saki
    No means no!
[14:21] Naoya
    There must be a good solution to this!
[14:23] Saki
    Enough!
[14:25] Naoya
    I won't spare any effort
    to make it a success!
[14:28] Saki
    No, thank you!
[14:30] Naoya
    Can we just try it?
[14:31] ---
    Oh, for—
[14:32] Nagisa
    Please!
[14:34] Nagisa
    I'll make snacks every day!
[14:37] Nagisa
    You'll always have plenty to eat.
[14:39] Naoya
    I'll take good care of you, Saki-chan.
[14:41] Naoya
    I'll give you 30,000 yen every month.
[14:43] Saki
    What?!
[14:44] Naoya
    I'll do anything in my power!
[14:46] Saki
    Why are you stripping?!
[14:49] Naoya
    I agree that it's selfish of me
    to want to date two girls.
[14:52] Naoya
    I wholly expect you to dump
    me right here and now.
[14:56] Saki
    Naoya...
[14:57] Naoya
    And I'm sure Minase-san would prefer
    if it were just me and her.
[15:02] Naoya
    Still, Minase-san, Saki-chan...
[15:08] ---
    I promise to make sure that, someday,
    you'll be glad you both dated me!
[15:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[15:22] Saki
    Oh, hell.
[15:24] Saki
    Why don't you try making me say that,
     if you really think you can?
[15:30] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:33] Saki
    I don't think you'll ever do it.
[15:35] Naoya
    Thank you.
[15:36] Naoya
    I'll do my best.
[15:38] Saki
    I already kind of hate you.
[15:41] Naoya
    I-I'll do what I can!
[15:43] Saki
    I... I should have thought this through.
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    I should have
     thought this
     through...
[15:48] Saki
    So what are we supposed to do now?
[15:51] Naoya
    For you two to be all right with
    both of you being my girlfriend,
[15:55] ---
    you'll have to get to know each other better.
[15:58] Saki
    There's nothing good that can come of this.
[16:01] Naoya
    I know!
[16:03] Naoya
    Let's live together at my
    place. The three of us.
[16:05] Saki
    What?!
[16:06] Naoya
    I don't live with my parents. It'll be okay.
[16:09] Saki
    Hell no!
[16:10] Nagisa
    I-I'd be okay with that.
[16:12] Nagisa
    I'll bring my stuff.
[16:13] ---
    Wai—
[16:14] Naoya
    I'll let your mom know, Saki-chan.
[16:15] Saki
    Huh?!
[16:17] Saki
    W-Wait!
[16:21] Saki
    Um...
[16:23] Saki
    Are we seriously going to live together?
[16:25] Nagisa
    It's like a dream!
[16:27] Naoya
    Okay, I'll prepare rooms for you two.
[16:30] Nagisa
    I'll prepare dinner, then.
[16:33] Naoya
    And, um... Saki-chan...
[16:36] Saki
    I don't mean to brag, but I'm
    terrible at doing chores.
[16:40] Naoya
    Of course. You can take a break.
[16:41] ---
    Yes, of course.
[16:42] Saki
    Really?!
[16:48] Saki
    Naoya, I want a snack.
[16:50] Nagisa
    Dinner's ready!
[16:54] Saki
    It smells so good.
[16:58] Saki
    Holy crap!
[17:00] Saki
    It's so good!
[17:02] Nagisa
    I'm so glad.
[17:03] Naoya
    The bath's ready, too.
[17:06] Saki
    You're so thoughtful.
[17:10] Saki
    This is so nice.
[17:13] Naoya
    Saki-chan, want me to rub your back?
[17:16] Saki
    You don't need to do that for me!
[17:23] Saki
    Well, I guess...
[17:25] Saki
    This might not be so bad.
[17:28] Saki
    Again?!
[17:31] Nagisa
    P-Pardon me.
[17:33] Nagisa
    Is it all right if we bathe together?
[17:35] Saki
    N-Nagisa-chan?!
[17:39] Saki
    T-Together?!
[17:40] Nagisa
    I'd like to talk with you.
[17:43] Nagisa
    May I?
[17:44] Saki
    I-I don't want to say no, but...
[17:47] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[17:49] Saki
    This is awkward.
[17:58] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's boobs are huge!
[18:01] Saki
    Her skin is so fair.
[18:03] Saki
    And so taut.
[18:06] Saki
    And her eyelashes are so long.
[18:11] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[18:12] Saki
    Y-Yes?
[18:13] Nagisa
    Don't worry about me.
[18:15] Nagisa
    Please go ahead and sleep
    with Naoya-kun tonight.
[18:18] Saki
    Huh?
[18:19] Saki
    S-Sleep?
[18:20] Nagisa
    Y-You're both young.
[18:22] Nagisa
    Feel free to do it.
[18:27] Saki
    No, no!
[18:28] Saki
    We aren't doing it!
[18:30] Nagisa
    Why not?
[18:31] Nagisa
    I must be getting in your way right now...
[18:36] Nagisa
    But I want to make sure
    I don't do that too much.
[18:39] Saki
    No, um...
[18:41] Nagisa
    I'd feel bad if the two of you
    had to go out of your way for me.
[18:47] Saki
    I mean, how do I put this...
[18:51] Saki
    We haven't done anything like that yet.
[18:57] Nagisa
    Y-You haven't?!
[18:59] Nagisa
    I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
[19:01] Saki
    I-It's fine.
[19:03] Nagisa
    But you can go ahead and
    make out and stuff, too.
[19:08] Saki
    N-No, we haven't kissed
    or anything yet, either.
[19:17] Nagisa
    I didn't realize.
[19:20] Saki
    You seem kind of happy!
[19:22] Nagisa
    No, I didn't mean it that way...
[19:24] Saki
    Are you sure?
[19:27] Nagisa
    I really hadn't realized, though.
[19:30] Saki
    You do seem happy!
[19:31] Saki
    Like, you're cute, but...
[19:34] Saki
    It hasn't even been that long
    since we started going out.
[19:37] Saki
    And we've known each
    other since we were kids,
[19:39] Saki
    and Naoya's weirdly stuck-up.
[19:42] Nagisa
    I see.
[19:43] Saki
    I-It's not anything to rush, right?
[19:46] Nagisa
    Let's work hard on those kinds
    of things together, too, then.
[19:50] Saki
    O-Okay.
[20:04] Saki
    Naoya!
[20:07] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan?!
[20:10] Saki
    How far do you intend to
    take it with Nagisa-chan?!
[20:13] Naoya
    H-How far?
[20:15] Saki
    In terms of sexy stuff!
[20:19] Naoya
    Sexy stuff?!
[20:20] Saki
    W-Well?!
[20:28] Naoya
    S-Sorry...
[20:30] Naoya
    I do want to.
[20:33] Saki
    I knew it!
[20:35] Naoya
    No, sorry, if I'm even more honest, well...
[20:40] Naoya
    I'd like to do it with both of you...
    the three of us, together!
[20:48] Saki
    Th-Th-The three of us?!
[20:50] Saki
    Naoya, you pervert!
[20:52] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[20:53] Naoya
    Don't get me wrong, though.
[20:55] Naoya
    It's just a thought that came to my head.
[20:57] Naoya
    It wouldn't be fair of me to hide it.
[20:59] Saki
    It's how you're so open about
    it that makes you a pervert!
[21:02] Saki
    Nagisa-chan may be adorable,
[21:04] ---
    and her boobs may be huge,
    and she may have a nice body, and...
[21:11] Saki
    She gives me weird feelings,
    even as a woman!
[21:15] Saki
    But that just makes it
    even more unacceptable!
[21:18] Naoya
    I understand.
[21:19] Naoya
    This whole arrangement was
    my imposition to begin with.
[21:23] Naoya
    I can't ask you to do even
    more for me, Saki-chan.
[21:27] Saki
    Naoya...
[21:28] Naoya
    It's more important for the three of
    us to establish a good relationship
[21:32] ---
    than to do sexy things.
[21:34] Naoya
    I'll give up on a three****.
[21:38] Saki
    Don't say that out loud!
[21:40] Naoya
    So let's not do that kind
    of thing together.
[21:44] Nagisa
    I understand.
[21:45] Saki
    O-Okay.
[21:47] Saki
    I'm glad.
[21:48] Saki
    Huh?
[21:50] Saki
    W-Wait...
[21:53] Saki
    Does that mean you aren't doing
    anything with me, either?
[21:57] Naoya
    Yeah...
[21:58] Naoya
    I would be acting unfaithfully to
    Minase-san if I was only with you.
[22:03] Saki
    I-I see...
[22:07] Saki
    Indefinitely?
[22:08] ---
    Huh?
[22:09] Naoya
    Y-You want to do sexy things?!
[22:13] Naoya
    You definitely looked disappointed!
[22:16] Saki
    No! Th-That's...
[22:19] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[22:20] Naoya
    You must be so curious about sex, Saki-chan.
[22:23] Saki
    N-No...
[22:24] Naoya
    I'm sorry to make you abstain!
[22:26] Saki
    I mean, no... that's...
[22:32] Saki
    That's not the point!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Naoya's Message
    to Saki's Mom
SIGN    Saki-chan's Mother
SIGN    May I have Saki-chan
    over at my place for
    a while?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Sure, okay! Break a leg!
SIGN    I'll do my best!
SIGN    Don't worry,
     I'll tell my husband
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    "How Nagisa Feels"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    If your boyfriend asks about dating
    someone else at the same time, do you...
[24:16] Naoya
    A: Break up.
[24:17] Naoya
    B: Allow it.
[24:18] Saki
    C: Smack him!
[24:19] Nagisa
    You're already breaking the rules?!
[24:21] Saki
    And lop it off!
[24:22] Nagisa
    Lop what off?!
[24:22] Naoya
    All right.
[24:23] Naoya
    If you insist, Saki-chan.
[24:24] Nagisa
    Please don't undress!

Season 1

E2 - How Nagisa Feels

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[00:01] Saki
    I got a boyfriend recently.
[00:04] Saki
    Naoya is way too proper,
    and he can be a bit weird,
[00:08] Saki
    but he really cherishes me.
[00:11] Saki
    Or so I thought!
[00:14] Saki
    Now he tells me that he wants to date this
    other girl, Nagisa-chan, who confessed to him.
[00:17] Saki
    That asshole declared that
    he wants to date both of us!
SIGN    The Grovel
[00:20] Saki
    And now the three of us are
    living together at his place!
SIGN    The Three of Us
SIGN    Living Together
[00:25] Saki
    What's going to happen to us?!
[00:30] Saki
    I don't think I can go through with this.
[00:32] Saki
    There are way too many problems
    with him dating the two of us.
[00:36] Saki
    And my rival just has to be so...
[00:45] Saki
    So cute and big-boobed and irresistible!
[00:50] Saki
    Why did a girl like her
    have to ask out Naoya?
[00:54] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'd like to do it with both of you...
    the three of us, together!
[01:00] Saki
    That pervert!
[01:04] Saki
    That guy!
[01:08] Saki
    Wait... Oh, right!
[01:10] Saki
    You must be sick of him now that
    you know what a freak he is!
[01:15] Nagisa
    If it's something Naoya-kun wants,
    I wouldn't mind a th-threesome.
[01:25] Saki
    C-Cute, big-boobed, and horny as hell...
[01:29] Nagisa
    H-Horny as hell?!
[01:31] Saki
    Even I want to be your girlfriend!
[01:33] Nagisa
    Huh?
[01:37] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[01:39] Nagisa
    No, I'm completely losing here.
[01:43] Nagisa
    Naoya might lose interest in me
    if Nagisa-chan seduced him.
[02:02] Naoya
    Hey, I set up our futons.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    "How Nagisa Feels"
[03:39] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Why are there three futons lined up?!
[03:43] Naoya
    I thought we might be able to
    get closer if we talked in bed.
[03:48] Saki
    Y-Y-You're going to try to pull
    something naughty, aren't you?!
[03:50] Saki
    Especially on Nagisa-chan!
[03:52] Naoya
    No, I promised I wouldn't!
[03:54] Saki
    But if I were you, I totally would!
[03:58] Naoya
    In that case...
[04:01] Naoya
    I'll have to have my dick surgically removed.
[04:03] Saki
    That's too extreme!
[04:05] Saki
    Fine, then. You scare me.
[04:08] Naoya
    Th-Thanks.
[04:10] Saki
    But...
[04:12] Saki
    Is it okay with you, Minase-san?
[04:12] Saki
    Nagisa-chan might be the
    one to start something.
[04:13] ---
    O-Of course. Yes.
[04:15] Saki
    She's a total pervert.
SIGN    Prevention
[04:17] Saki
    Whatever!
[04:18] Saki
    I won't let them have their way!
[04:22] Saki
    I'm going to watch them all night.
[04:27] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:30] Naoya
    Thank you for putting up with my selfishness.
[04:35] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[04:37] Nagisa
    She must be tired. Maybe she's fallen asleep.
[04:39] Nagisa
    It was a busy day.
[04:42] Naoya
    And all my fault!
[04:43] Saki
    So, what's your move?
[04:45] Nagisa
    Um, Naoya-kun...
[04:48] Nagisa
    May I come closer to you for a bit?
[04:52] Saki
    N-Nagisa!
[04:55] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[04:56] Saki
    You're going to do him already?!
[04:58] Saki
    Are you a slut?
[04:58] Saki
    Is Nagisa a slut?!
[05:00] Naoya
    I see.
[05:01] Naoya
    You must be lonely, being here
     in an unfamiliar place.
[05:04] Nagisa
    I-I am.
[05:06] Naoya
    Well? Is that better?
[05:11] Saki
    You adorable little slut!
[05:13] Nagisa
    I can't believe I'm sleeping with
    the person I've always liked.
[05:16] Nagisa
    It's like a dream.
[05:18] Saki
    "Sleeping with," in a dirty way, right?
[05:20] Nagisa
    I'd like to get to know you
    a lot better, Naoya-kun.
[05:24] Saki
    In a sexy way!
[05:27] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[05:29] Naoya
    I want you to tell me more about you, too.
[05:32] Saki
    In a sexy way, Naoya?!
[05:35] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[05:36] Nagisa
    If you do that, I'll...
[05:39] Saki
    Is it her boobs? Are you squeezing her boobs?
[05:41] Naoya
    Sorry, did you not like that?
[05:43] Nagisa
    No, it just startled me a little.
[05:46] Nagisa
    But...
[05:48] Nagisa
    I'm so happy.
[05:49] Saki
    Don't be happy about it!
[05:52] Naoya
    I wouldn't mind doing this forever.
[05:57] Saki
    She's totally enjoying it!
[06:00] Nagisa
    You're making me so happy.
[06:04] Nagisa
    I'm going to lose my mind.
[06:07] Saki
    Naoya hasn't done anything with me yet!
[06:13] Saki
    You totally put it in!
[06:15] Naoya
    Put what in?
[06:16] Saki
    Naoya, you idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
[06:26] Saki
    H-Huh?
[06:29] Saki
    It's not in.
[06:33] Naoya
    What's the matter, Saki-chan?
[06:35] Saki
    No, I, you s-see...
[06:38] Naoya
    What do you mean, "put it in"?
[06:39] Naoya
    Are you all right?
[06:41] Saki
    N-No, I m-mean...
[06:43] Saki
    I mean...
[06:49] Saki
    I'm going to put myself in your futon, too.
[06:52] Saki
    Kill me.
[06:54] Saki
    Just kill me.
[06:57] Naoya
    Were you...
[07:00] Naoya
    You must have been feeling lonely, too.
[07:05] Saki
    Y-Yes.
[07:07] Naoya
    You're cute when you act
    lonely, too, Saki-chan.
[07:10] Naoya
    Let's sleep together tonight, the three of us.
[07:12] Saki
    Y-Yay.
[07:14] Nagisa
    I'm so happy.
[07:14] Nagisa
    She definitely had the wrong idea.
SIGN    5 Minutes Later...
SIGN    5 Minutes Later...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Saki's Sleepover Gear
SIGN    Stuffed
     Animals
SIGN    Duck
SIGN    Animal
     Onesie
[07:22] ---
    Cuteness is crucial!
[07:24] Saki
    U-Um... And lucky panties.
[07:35] Saki
    Naoya, snacks please.
[07:36] Nagisa
    I never would have thought Naoya-kun would
    suggest dating Saki-san along with me.
[07:42] Nagisa
    This relationship...
[07:45] Nagisa
    It's great.
[07:47] Nagisa
    Sure, there are some things
    about it that aren't,
[07:50] ---
    but I get to date my beloved Naoya-kun.
[07:52] Nagisa
    That outweighs all of it.
[07:56] Nagisa
    And we get to live under the same roof.
[07:58] Nagisa
    We're even sleeping on the same futon.
[08:01] Nagisa
    But I don't think this
    is going to last forever.
[08:06] Nagisa
    If Saki-san gets fed up with this arrangement,
[08:09] ---
    I'm probably going to be
    the one who gets dumped.
[08:13] Nagisa
    Still, if I work hard in
    the limited time I have,
[08:16] ---
    and I make myself indispensable to them...
[08:21] Nagisa
    I'll be able to enjoy this
    happiness for one day longer.
SIGN    Mizuse Nagisa is modest
[08:34] Nagisa
    I might even become Naoya-kun's favorite.
[08:38] Nagisa
    But how do I do that?
[08:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun and Saki-san's smartphones.
SIGN    Chunks of Personal Information
[08:49] Nagisa
    Chunks of personal information!
[08:54] Nagisa
    I can't make this arrangement
    last by being nice.
[08:58] Nagisa
    If I can find naughty sites
    in his browsing history,
[09:00] ---
    I might even learn about
    what kind of girls he likes.
[09:03] Nagisa
    B-But what if he has really crazy tastes?
[09:07] Nagisa
    I-I'd still accept it, though.
[09:09] Nagisa
    But I'm not emotionally prepared for this.
[09:13] Nagisa
    Okay.
[09:16] Nagisa
    I'll start with Saki-san's smartphone.
[09:20] Nagisa
    I have to get to know Saki-san
    in order to make this work.
[09:26] Nagisa
    First, her browser history...
SIGN    Enter search terms or website address
SIGN    Recent searches
[09:31] Nagisa
    "First time having sex when..."
[09:33] Nagisa
    "First time having sex how..."
[09:35] Nagisa
    "First time having sex where..."
[09:36] Nagisa
    "First time having sex how to ask..."
[09:38] Nagisa
    "High school percentage sex..."
[09:39] Nagisa
    "How to get boyfriend in the mood..."
SIGN    sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
[09:41] Nagisa
    I shouldn't have looked!
[09:45] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:47] Nagisa
    I'll take this secret to the grave.
SIGN    tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
SIGN    10 Minutes Later...
[09:54] Nagisa
    Sh-She's...
[09:56] Nagisa
    Saki-san's searches are
    almost all about sex stuff.
[10:00] Nagisa
    Every now and then, there are dogs and
    sweets and game streams and stuff.
SIGN     Pictures of the world's cutest Shiba Inu paws!
[10:05] Nagisa
    There's nothing useful in here.
[10:08] Nagisa
    Huh?
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
[10:09] Nagisa
    Is this her private account on Quitter?
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    Tweets
SIGN    Likes
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    Tweets
SIGN    Media
SIGN    Tweets
SIGN    Media
SIGN    Tweets
[10:14] Saki
    You suck, Naoya!
[10:15] Saki
    I can't believe you want to date two girls!
[10:17] Saki
    I hope your dick rots off!
[10:18] Nagisa
    She's definitely angry.
[10:20] Saki
    No, that would be a problem...
[10:22] Saki
    Maybe not that...
[10:23] Nagisa
    She's talking about sex again!
[10:28] Nagisa
    She queeted about me.
[10:29] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's too cute.
[10:31] Saki
    I really don't want her to be
    the girl I share a guy with...
[10:35] Saki
    But...
[10:37] Saki
    She's such a good girl, and she's cute...
[10:41] Saki
    I think I'd like to get
    close to her... maybe...
[10:48] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[10:51] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[10:53] Naoya
    What are you doing?
[10:55] Nagisa
    N-N-N-Naoya-kun!
[10:58] Nagisa
    I-I was just, um...
[11:01] Nagisa
    Th-Things are stuff, and...
[11:05] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[11:08] Nagisa
    I was going through Saki-san's phone.
[11:11] Nagisa
    Her search history and stuff.
[11:12] Naoya
    Saki-chan's phone?
[11:18] Saki
    Huh? Naoya? Nagisa-chan?
[11:23] Saki
    What are you two up to?
[11:26] Saki
    Huh? Is that my phone?
[11:30] Nagisa
    U-Um, it's...
[11:33] Nagisa
    This is... I was...
[11:40] Nagisa
    I was...
[11:42] Naoya
    I looked through your search history!
[11:47] Saki
    Huh?
SIGN    First time having sex when
SIGN    First time having sex how
SIGN    First time having sex where
SIGN    First time having sex how to ask
SIGN    High school percentage sex
SIGN    How to get boyfriend
     in the mood
[11:57] Saki
    I-I-I-It's not what you think!
[11:58] Saki
    My friend kept griping that
    she hasn't done it yet, so I...
[12:01] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[12:02] Naoya
    I mean... I-I don't really know
    what you're into, but...
[12:06] Saki
    It's not what you think! I swear!
[12:07] Naoya
    I think it's all right,
    whatever you're interested in!
[12:10] Saki
    J-Just kill me!
[12:13] Saki
    What are you trying to accomplish, Naoya?!
[12:15] Naoya
    I, uh...
[12:16] Naoya
    I just wanted to learn about you more!
[12:18] Naoya
    I promise I'll accept you
    for whomever you might be!
[12:21] Saki
    Just forget it all!
[12:27] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[12:32] Nagisa
    A-Are you all right?
[12:36] Saki
    I'm going to sleep to try to forget it, too.
[12:39] Nagisa
    I'm sorry. It was my fault.
[12:42] Naoya
    It's fine.
[12:44] Naoya
    I get that you wanted to look because you
    were worried about me dating two girls.
[12:50] Naoya
    Let me do this much.
[12:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[12:57] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
SIGN    Zzz...
SIGN    Nagisa's Sleepover Gear
SIGN    No, I'm not
     really an
     otaku...
SIGN    She didn't know what to bring now that
    she's living with Naoya and Saki,
    so she panicked and brought maid clothes
    that she bought from D°n Quijote.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[13:00] Nagisa
    A maid outfit...
[13:03] Nagisa
    What was I thinking?
SIGN    Weights (3kg°2)
[13:06] Saki
    Yum!
[13:08] Saki
    You're such a good cook, Nagisa-chan.
SIGN    She forgot after she slept
SIGN    She actually forgot
[13:13] Saki
    By the way, which class are you in?
[13:15] Saki
    You're a first-year, too, right?
[13:17] Nagisa
    Um...
[13:19] Nagisa
    I think I'm in Class B.
[13:21] Saki
    Huh? So are we.
[13:22] Naoya
    Have I ever seen you in class?
[13:24] Nagisa
    Um...
[13:25] Nagisa
    I've been away from school.
[13:29] Saki
    Really?
[13:30] Naoya
    Is something wrong?
[13:32] Nagisa
    I wanted Naoya to like me,
    so I was studying cooking and stuff...
[13:39] Nagisa
    And I didn't have time to go to school.
[13:42] Nagisa
    But it's all good now that
    I get to go out with you.
[13:47] Naoya
    Wh-What...
[13:50] Naoya
    What are you doing?!
[13:53] Naoya
    How could you be so insane?!
[13:56] Nagisa
    I... I wanted to confess to
    you as soon as I could...
[13:59] Naoya
    Y-You've sacrificed too much!
[14:01] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, are you
    actually kind of messed up?
[14:05] Naoya
    You put too much on the line!
     I'm worried for you!
[14:08] Nagisa
    I-I... uh...
[14:10] Nagisa
    Now that he mentions it, he's right!
[14:14] Naoya
    Is that the only crazy thing you've done?
[14:16] Nagisa
    I think so.
[14:17] Nagisa
    Th-This is bad.
[14:20] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun's going to think less of me!
[14:28] Nagisa
    I have to impress him and redeem myself!
[14:31] Nagisa
    Shall I make you some snacks?
[14:33] Saki
    Really?
[14:34] Naoya
    This isn't the time!
[14:37] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[14:38] Naoya
    We're going to spend all
    day studying together.
[14:42] Nagisa
    But I'm a really bad student...
SIGN    Modern
    Japanese
    Literature
SIGN    Math 1
[14:46] Naoya
    You're behind in school, aren't you?
[14:48] Naoya
    I can't just let that be!
[14:50] Saki
    W-Well...
[14:51] Naoya
    You, too, Saki-chan.
[14:53] Nagisa
    I don't want him to lose any more faith in me.
[14:55] Naoya
    I'm sure you can catch up if you try!
[14:55] Nagisa
    I'll just have to give it all I've got.
[14:58] Nagisa
    P-Please and thank you.
[15:02] Naoya
    I'll do my best to teach you.
[15:05] Naoya
    Let's start with the basics of factoring.
[15:07] Naoya
    You just have to use the formula. It's easy.
[15:09] Nagisa
    I-I'll try.
[15:12] Naoya
    What about you, Saki-chan?
[15:14] Saki
    This is easy.
[15:15] Saki
    Even though I hate studying.
[15:17] Naoya
    Thank goodness. That's correct.
[15:20] Naoya
    Minase-san, did you get it?
[15:23] ---
    U-Um...
[15:25] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[15:27] Saki
    You can't do it?
[15:28] Nagisa
    N-No, I...
[15:31] Nagisa
    I-I'm going to the bathroom.
[15:40] Nagisa
    I don't get any of it.
[15:43] Nagisa
    He's going to think I'm stupid.
[15:46] Nagisa
    He'll lose even more faith in me.
SIGN    tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
SIGN    tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
[15:50] Nagisa
    I-I need to use this time
    to find out how to solve it!
SIGN    30 Minutes Later...
[15:59] Naoya
    Do you think she's sick?
[16:01] Nagisa
    Um...
[16:03] Naoya
    Minase-san, are you okay?
[16:05] Naoya
    Are you feeling sick?
[16:07] Nagisa
    Shoot, I've been in here for half an hour.
[16:09] Naoya
    Y-Yeah, actually...
[16:13] Naoya
    I'll call the ambulance right away!
[16:15] Nagisa
    I'm just fine!
[16:18] Naoya
    Wh-Which is it?
[16:19] Naoya
    You've been in there for a long time!
[16:20] Saki
    H-Hey!
[16:22] Saki
    Don't be so insensitive!
[16:24] Naoya
    But...
[16:24] Nagisa
    I can't keep this up!
[16:25] Naoya
    Are you okay, though? Minase-san?
[16:25] Nagisa
    But I don't want Naoya-kun
    to think I'm stupid.
[16:28] Saki
    Seriously!
[16:29] Naoya
    But...
[16:33] Nagisa
    I-I'm just really backed up!
[16:40] Saki
    Naoya, you...
[16:42] Naoya
    S-Sorry...
[16:44] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[16:46] Nagisa
    N-No, it's okay.
[16:50] Nagisa
    I think I protected my reputation,
    but I feel like I've lost something else.
[16:57] Nagisa
    But...
[17:00] Nagisa
    I'm going to overcome this, especially
    now that I have to redeem myself!
[17:05] Nagisa
    I want to look good in Naoya-kun's eyes.
[17:09] Nagisa
    I want him to like me,
    even just a little more.
[17:12] Nagisa
    I want to stay with him,
    even just a little longer.
[17:16] Nagisa
    I got it!
[17:20] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[17:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[17:23] Naoya
    I'm really sorry.
[17:24] Nagisa
    D-Don't worry about it.
[17:27] Nagisa
    So, factoring, right?
[17:31] Nagisa
    Um...
[17:32] Nagisa
    It's like this, and...
[17:35] Nagisa
    There!
[17:36] Nagisa
    Of course I can do it.
[17:43] Naoya
    You got it wrong.
[17:46] ---
    Huh?
[17:49] Naoya
    Don't worry!
[17:50] Naoya
    Everyone's bad at something.
[17:52] Naoya
    You don't have to worry about it.
[17:55] Naoya
    I'll stick with you for as
    many hours as it takes.
[17:58] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[18:03] Nagisa
    But...
[18:05] Nagisa
    It's not that I'm bad at it!
SIGN    3-Hour Bathroom Break...
SIGN    I hadn't studied
    at all after the
    entrance exams
SIGN    I thought
     I was
     screwed...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[18:20] Saki
    Listen.
[18:22] Saki
    You can't let anyone at school
    know about our relationship.
[18:27] Naoya
    You mean about me dating two people?
[18:29] Saki
    Obviously.
[18:30] Naoya
    Then what about Minase-san and us?
[18:33] Saki
    We'll be strangers.
[18:34] Naoya
    N-No way!
[18:36] Naoya
    I can't leave her to be by herself
    after she missed so much school!
[18:40] Naoya
    We haven't done anything wrong!
[18:43] Saki
    It's bad for our reputation!
[18:46] Saki
    You understand, right, Nagisa-chan?
[18:48] Nagisa
    Yes.
[18:49] Naoya
    Are you sure, Minase-san?
[18:52] Nagisa
    I haven't been to school for a while,
[18:54] Nagisa
    so I don't have any friends to tell, anyway.
[18:57] Naoya
    That's so sad.
[19:00] Saki
    A-Anyway, if you want to keep dating both
    of us, you have to keep it a secret.
[19:04] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[19:05] A
    Who's she, again?
[19:07] B
    She's so cute.
[19:08] C
    Have you seen her before?
[19:09] D
    Hey, do you recognize her at all?
[19:12] Shino
    She's been out of school all this time, right?
[19:14] ---
    I wonder what happened.
[19:16] ---
    Did the teacher say anything?
[19:19] Saki
    I mean, I feel bad for Nagisa-chan.
[19:23] Saki
    But everyone already knows I'm
    in a relationship with Naoya.
[19:26] Saki
    I can't tell them he's seeing her, too!
[19:29] Naoya
    This is bad.
[19:30] Naoya
    No one's talking to Minase-san.
[19:32] Naoya
    She's going to be a loner forever.
[19:35] Naoya
    All right...
[19:38] Saki
    Hey!
[19:39] Naoya
    I have to take care of this.
[19:42] ---
    U-Um...
[19:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[19:46] Naoya
    N-Nice to meet you.
[19:49] Naoya
    I'm Mukai Naoya.
[19:52] Nagisa
    N-Nice to meet you, right.
[19:55] Nagisa
    I'm Minase.
[20:01] Naoya
    Such a lonesome face...
[20:04] Saki
    Naoya?
[20:06] Naoya
    I can't.
[20:07] Naoya
    I can't keep lying like this!
[20:09] Naoya
    I'm...
[20:10] Naoya
    dating Minase-san and Saki—
[20:16] Saki
    Wh-What were you about to say?
[20:19] Naoya
    D-Don't stop me.
[20:21] Naoya
    This lie is only going to hurt Minase-san!
[20:25] Naoya
    We and Minase-san are...
[20:28] Saki
    Who is she?!
[20:31] Naoya
    We aren't strangers!
[20:34] Naoya
    We live to—
[20:44] Saki
    I told you to keep it a secret!
[20:46] Naoya
    B-But...
[20:48] Naoya
    I don't want her to look so sad.
[20:51] Saki
    I-I mean, I get it, but...
[20:54] Saki
    I can't have everyone finding out
    you're dating another girl.
[21:00] Saki
    People are going to think
    you don't care about me.
[21:07] Saki
    I don't want that!
[21:09] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[21:13] Naoya
    I still love you, Saki-chan.
[21:17] Naoya
    So...
[21:18] Naoya
    People will understand if I explain!
[21:21] Saki
    Die.
[21:23] Nagisa
    I-I'm...
[21:26] Nagisa
    I'll be okay.
[21:28] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:29] Nagisa
    I'm more than happy enough just
    being able to be with you at home.
[21:36] Nagisa
    So please don't fight.
[21:39] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[21:40] Nagisa
    But actually... I want to
    apologize for one thing.
[21:45] Nagisa
    I woke up early and made
    lunch for the three of us.
[21:50] Nagisa
    Come to think of it, I obviously wouldn't
    have been able to eat with you.
[21:54] Nagisa
    I'm so stupid.
[21:56] Nagisa
    You two have it together later.
[22:00] Nagisa
    I'd appreciate your
    feedback once we get home.
[22:05] Nagisa
    I'll eat alone in the restroom so people
    don't find out we're having the same lunch.
[22:12] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[22:14] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[22:16] Saki
    I've been so selfish.
[22:19] Saki
    I'm sorry for pretending we're strangers!
[22:24] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[22:27] Naoya
    Can I tell people about us, then?
[22:30] Saki
    W-Well...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:33] Saki
    Let's hang out in secret at school.
[22:36] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[22:38] Saki
    Shut up!
[22:38] Nagisa
    I appreciate the sentiment.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    "A Place for Three"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    Are you a dog person or cat person?
[24:15] Saki
    Dogs for sure! They're so cute!
[24:17] Nagisa
    Dogs for me, too.
[24:18] Nagisa
    It's probably good for your health
    if you walk them every day.
[24:20] Saki
    That's your reason?
[24:21] Nagisa
    Huh? Is that weird?
[24:22] Naoya
    I like that you're unique, too.
[24:25] Saki
    Damn it! Too cute!

Season 1

E3 - A Place for Three

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[00:00] Nagisa
    Our life of two-timing cohabitation
    is off to a start.
[00:03] Nagisa
    Right off the bat,
    Saki-san had suspicions about me.
[00:07] ---
    I saw things I shouldn't have seen,
    and I locked myself in the bathroom for hours.
[00:11] Nagisa
    But living with Naoya-kun
    makes me really happy.
[00:14] Nagisa
    To stay together, we have to keep
    our relationship a secret at school.
SIGN    Secret Two-Timing
[00:18] Nagisa
    I have to pretend Naoya-kun
    and Saki-san are strangers...
[00:22] Nagisa
    But I accidentally made
    lunch for the three of us.
[00:25] Nagisa
    We can't even eat together...
[00:28] Saki
    We shouldn't be acting like strangers
    just so that we can keep our secret.
[00:35] Naoya
    Yeah.
[00:36] Naoya
    The roof gets crowded.
[00:37] Naoya
    Let's eat together up here in secret.
[00:40] Saki
    Okay.
[00:41] Saki
    Quietly, so no one notices us.
[00:43] Nagisa
    You don't have to do that for me.
[00:45] Saki
    Don't worry about it.
[00:46] Nagisa
    But Naoya-kun already
    offered to date both of us.
[00:50] Nagisa
    I'm happy enough as it is.
[00:52] Nagisa
    Wouldn't expecting us to have fun together
    at school be asking for too much?
[00:57] Saki
    W-Would it?
[01:01] A
    Did you hear something?
[01:02] Saki
    Shoot!
[01:05] Saki
    Besides, you made this lunch because you
    wanted to eat with us at school, right?
[01:10] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[01:12] Naoya
    M-Minase-san...
[01:15] Naoya
    You're too modest!
[01:17] Saki
    Pipe down!
[01:21] Saki
    Anyway, isn't that true?
[01:23] Nagisa
    It's true that eating lunch together...
[01:28] Naoya
    Delicious!
[01:29] ---
    Yeah!
[01:30] ---
    I'm so glad!
[01:31] Nagisa
    ...would make me really happy.
[01:35] Saki
    Let's eat together!
[01:38] A
    Is someone up there?
[01:40] A
    You're not allowed up there.
[01:42] Saki
    Shoot! Let's bounce!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    "A Place for Three"
[03:15] Naoya
    Let's find a place to have lunch together.
[03:19] Nagisa
    But I was the one who made
    the lunch without even asking.
[03:22] Naoya
    Never mind that!
[03:23] Saki
    Yeah!
[03:24] Saki
    Let us do this for you!
[03:26] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, Saki-san...
[03:32] Naoya
    Where's a good spot?
[03:36] Nagisa
    Hey...
[03:37] Nagisa
    I know of a quiet place at school.
[03:40] Saki
    You do?
[03:41] Nagisa
    I spent a lot of time alone in middle school.
[03:45] Saki
    What is this sad information?!
[03:48] Nagisa
    L-Let's check it out.
[03:50] ---
    Right!
[03:52] Nagisa
    What do you think?
[03:55] Saki
    It's a restroom!
[03:56] Saki
    It stinks!
[03:57] Nagisa
    Well, a little.
[03:59] Saki
    Not just a little!
[04:00] Saki
    I can't eat in a place like this!
[04:03] Nagisa
    B-But...
[04:05] Nagisa
    The cleaners don't come to the
    schoolyard restroom often,
[04:08] ---
    and no one uses it during lunch.
[04:10] Saki
    That's nasty!
[04:12] Saki
    Isn't there anywhere else?
[04:13] Nagisa
    Th-Then...
[04:17] Nagisa
    Behind the restroom?
[04:19] Saki
    It still stinks!
[04:23] Saki
    I'm getting both male and
    female restroom stank!
[04:26] Nagisa
    I thought it might be less dirty than inside.
[04:29] Saki
    Eek! And there are creepy bugs!
[04:33] Naoya
    H-How about somewhere that doesn't smell?
[04:36] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[04:39] Nagisa
    How about here?
[04:40] Saki
    It's still a restroom!
[04:42] Nagisa
    The club building restrooms
    are relatively clean.
[04:44] Nagisa
    I don't think they smell much, either.
[04:46] Saki
    But it's still a restroom!
[04:49] Saki
    Also, Naoya, what are you doing,
    coming into the girls' restrooms?
[04:52] Naoya
    I-I-It's to eat lunch with you guys.
[04:55] Saki
    Sheesh! Get out!
[04:57] Nagisa
    Oh, be careful when you go in or out.
[05:00] Saki
    I swear...
[05:08] A
    What do you think they were
    doing in the restroom?
[05:10] B
    I wonder...
[05:12] Saki
    I-It's not what you think!
[05:14] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[05:15] Saki
    Please take me somewhere
    that isn't a restroom.
[05:18] Nagisa
    In that case, there aren't any safe places.
[05:22] Saki
    There must be plenty of other places!
[05:25] Naoya
    I know. How about the gym storage room?
[05:27] Saki
    That might work!
[05:29] Nagisa
    There are more people there
    than in the restrooms.
[05:32] Saki
    It'll be fine. People don't go there during lunch.
[05:35] Nagisa
    But no one would come in
    while you're in the restroom.
[05:39] Saki
    Could you stop comparing it to the restroom?!
[05:42] Nagisa
    Sorry.
[05:44] Nagisa
    B-But I don't want people
[05:48] ---
    finding out about our relationship
    just to satisfy my selfishness.
[05:51] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[05:54] Naoya
    That's not being selfish.
[05:59] Naoya
    But even if it is, that's okay, too.
[06:01] Naoya
    Whatever it is,
    let's first see if we can do it.
[06:06] Naoya
    It might turn out to be easy.
[06:09] Naoya
    Even if it's hard, we'll figure it out!
[06:15] Saki
    A-Are we really eating in the gym storage?
[06:18] ---
    Sure!
[06:20] Nagisa
    It's locked, though.
[06:22] Naoya
    I have no choice!
[06:30] Saki
    The window's open over here.
[06:36] Naoya
    You can stand on me to get in.
[06:38] Nagisa
    O-Okay!
[06:42] Naoya
    How is it?
[06:43] Saki
    My eyes!
[06:44] Saki
    No looking at her panties!
[06:49] Naoya
    Okay, we're in.
[06:58] Naoya
    And now, with this...
[07:04] Naoya
    We can hide when someone comes in.
[07:07] Saki
    Oh, five centimeters to the right.
[07:09] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[07:13] Saki
    Yeah, this seems good.
[07:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:17] Saki
    Minase-san,
[07:19] ---
    this relationship started
    with my own selfishness.
[07:24] Naoya
    There'll be a ton of problems,
    but I'll work to deal with them.
[07:28] Naoya
    I don't have any regrets.
[07:30] Naoya
    I'm just glad I get to
    be with you, Minase-san.
[07:36] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:39] Naoya
    I'm definitely the one being the most
    selfish and causing the most trouble
[07:43] ---
    by dating both of you.
[07:45] Saki
    No kidding!
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's selfishness
    is cute by comparison.
[07:51] Nagisa
    That's true.
[07:53] Naoya
    Sorry.
[07:54] Nagisa
    Thanks, though.
[07:59] Nagisa
    I want the three of us to eat together.
[08:04] Naoya
    Okay, let's eat.
[08:06] Nagisa
    Okay.
[08:06] Saki
    Time to eat.
[08:09] Saki
    I'm stealing your rolled eggs!
[08:12] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[08:16] Saki
    Yum!
[08:18] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's lunches are the best.
[08:20] Nagisa
    I'm glad you like it.
[08:23] Naoya
    It's delicious, Minase-san.
[08:25] Saki
    This is such a weird situation, huh?
[08:28] Nagisa
    It's fun, though.
[08:30] Saki
    I mean, it's not not fun.
[08:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:35] Nagisa
    Yes.
[08:36] Nagisa
    I look forward to doing this more often.
[08:39] Saki
    It's so dusty in here, though.
[08:42] Naoya
    Let's clean up sometime.
[08:43] Saki
    Should we bring snacks?
[08:45] Nagisa
    I'll work hard on lunch, too.
SIGN    Happiness...
SIGN    Yummy lunch....
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:49] Saki
    Bliss...
[08:54] Saki
    Omelet rice lunch!
[08:59] Saki
    Cutlet sandwiches!
[09:02] Saki
    Holy!
[09:04] Saki
    Tempura rice ball lunch!
[09:08] Saki
    Nagisa-chan always makes
    the most intricate lunches.
[09:13] Nagisa
    I wanted to make Naoya-kun happy.
[09:15] Saki
    You're so adorably selfless!
[09:18] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[09:21] Naoya
    I need to try to make you both happy, too.
[09:24] Nagisa
    No, not at all.
[09:25] Nagisa
    Is there anything more you'd like me to do?
[09:29] Naoya
    No, you're already doing too much.
[09:32] Nagisa
    No, I want to do more for you.
[09:38] Nagisa
    If you need money, I'll do any kind of work!
[09:42] Saki
    Any kind of work?
[09:45] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[09:46] Nagisa
    Welcome.
[09:49] Naoya
    It's fine.
[09:52] Naoya
    But if it comes to that,
[09:54] Naoya
    I'll take part in sketchy clinical
    trials or work on a tuna boat!
[09:58] Saki
    You, too, Naoya! That's enough!
[10:00] Saki
    Sheesh.
[10:02] Saki
    Nagisa-chan sure does like Naoya, huh?
[10:06] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[10:07] Naoya
    I'm sorry I made you feel left out.
[10:10] Saki
    Huh?
[10:11] Saki
    Uh, n-no...
[10:12] Naoya
    I think I've been getting complacent.
[10:16] Saki
    I'll tell you what I like about you every day!
[10:19] Saki
    I never asked for that much!
[10:22] Saki
    B-But tell me one thing a day.
[10:26] Naoya
    All right.
[10:28] Nagisa
    Lucky...
[10:29] Naoya
    I'll tell you, too, Minase-san!
[10:32] Saki
    My point is...
[10:34] Saki
    You must really like him
    to work so hard for him.
[10:41] Nagisa
    You do, too, don't you?
[10:43] Saki
    Huh? Well...
[10:45] Saki
    I think I'm doing a decent
    amount for Naoya, too.
[10:51] Saki
    More, please!
[10:52] Nagisa
    Okay!
[10:53] Saki
    I suck at doing the chores.
[10:55] Naoya
    I'll take care of it.
[10:57] Saki
    I'm in heaven!
[11:00] Saki
    Wait...
[11:01] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[11:03] Saki
    I haven't been doing shit.
[11:07] Saki
    A-Am I in trouble as a girlfriend?
[11:11] Saki
    Between Nagisa-chan, who's cute
    and devoted and big-boobed...
[11:14] Saki
    and me, who does nothing...
[11:16] Saki
    Naoya's going to fall more in love
    with Nagisa-chan than with me.
[11:20] Naoya
    Two-timing is bad, huh?
[11:22] Nagisa
    It is.
[11:24] Saki
    Naoya!
SIGN    The End
[11:29] Saki
    N... No...
[11:32] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[11:36] Saki
    I can't!
[11:37] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan?
[11:42] Saki
    I gotta keep up with Nagisa-chan!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[11:46] A
    Huh? Sakisaki?
SIGN    Sorry, I'm skipping club today!
    Thanks!!
[11:55] Saki
    I have to think.
[11:57] Saki
    What do I want to do for Naoya?
[12:01] Saki
    What would make him happy?
SIGN    ****s always please a man
SIGN    Put on a y ****
[12:04] Saki
    I can only think of sexy things.
SIGN    Let him squeeze your s
SIGN    Gently touch his ****
SIGN     his ****
[12:07] Saki
    Naoya!
[12:09] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[12:11] Naoya
    I was worried. You suddenly disappeared.
[12:14] Saki
    Never mind that!
[12:15] Saki
    Naoya, is there anything you want me to do?
[12:20] Naoya
    No. In fact, is there
    anything you want me to do?
[12:23] Saki
    Huh? No...
[12:25] Naoya
    Should I buy cake or something?
[12:27] Saki
    Cake?
[12:28] Saki
    I want cake!
[12:31] Naoya
    I bought some cake.
[12:34] Saki
    Yum!
[12:36] Naoya
    I made some tea.
[12:38] Saki
    Thanks...
[12:41] Saki
    Wait, this is wrong!
[12:45] Saki
    I'm just going to have to compete
    against Nagisa-chan in cooking.
[12:49] Saki
    I'll make something fancy.
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
[12:53] Saki
    I've been wanting to try these!
[12:56] Saki
    I'm home.
[12:57] Naoya
    Welcome home.
[12:58] Nagisa
    Welcome home.
[13:01] Naoya
    What did you buy?
[13:03] Saki
    Gummies!
[13:08] Saki
    Wait, I didn't buy cooking ingredients!
[13:10] Saki
    Whatever! I'll just feed him some curry!
[13:13] Saki
    You just have to chop stuff up
    and toss it in the pot, right?
[13:17] Saki
    Now I just wait.
[13:19] Saki
    I'll watch some videos or something.
SIGN    3 Hours Later
[13:28] Mirika
    Let's give it a shot.
[13:30] Mirika
    Yay! I got an SSR!
[13:33] Mirika
    Yay!
[13:35] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
[13:35] Saki
    A-All these donations...
[13:38] Saki
    Her evil boobs are making a killing!
[13:54] Saki
    It's burnt!
[14:00] Naoya
    I'm sure burnt curry is good, too.
[14:02] Nagisa
    H-He's right.
[14:10] Saki
    What if I'm actually a bad girlfriend?
[14:14] Saki
    What if Naoya actually... goes for Nagisa-chan?
[14:21] Saki
    I'm out of options.
SIGN    TUE
[14:35] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[14:37] Saki
    We're doing it!
[14:38] Naoya
    Doing what?!
[14:39] Saki
    What else would you do in this situation?!
[14:42] Naoya
    W-Wait, Saki-chan...
[14:44] Naoya
    I thought we promised not
    to do these kinds of things.
[14:46] Saki
    You want to, though, don't you?
[14:49] Saki
    I'll keep it a secret for you.
[14:56] Saki
    H-How's that, Naoya?!
[14:59] Saki
    Can you stop yourself now?
[15:03] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:10] Naoya
    We can't.
[15:14] Naoya
    I can't lie like that to Minase-san.
[15:17] Naoya
    Let's not.
[15:20] Naoya
    I'll hear you out if there's
    something on your mind.
[15:23] Saki
    U-Um...
[15:28] Saki
    How can you be so calm?
[15:33] Saki
    I-Is it because my boobs are so small?!
[15:37] Saki
    Do you prefer Nagisa-chan's giant boobs?!
[15:43] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[15:48] Naoya
    Saki-chan! What's wrong?
[15:50] Naoya
    Saki—
[15:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:55] Naoya
    Wait!
[15:57] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
SIGN    I'm going home
SIGN    Saki
[16:04] Saki
    I'm going home.
SIGN    Neighbors
[16:12] Saki
    Do you prefer Nagisa-chan's giant boobs?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Do you want
    Nagisa-chan's
    giant boobs?!
[16:15] Nagisa
    Huh?!
SIGN    Huh!?
[16:21] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, is something wrong?
[16:24] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[16:25] Naoya
    Saki-chan left home.
[16:28] Nagisa
    She left? Why?
[16:30] Naoya
    She asked me if I prefer your huge boobs.
[16:33] Nagisa
    I don't get it!
[16:35] Nagisa
    Wait, if Saki-chan left home...
[16:39] Nagisa
    Does that mean I'm living
    with Naoya-kun by myself?
[16:42] Nagisa
    Is this the beginning of our life together?
[16:49] Naoya
    Kiss me.
[16:53] Naoya
    Sorry to worry you.
[16:56] Naoya
    I'll make sure Saki-chan and I make up.
[17:00] Nagisa
    Right, of course.
[17:01] Naoya
    She's not replying to my messages.
    And it's late at night.
[17:05] Naoya
    I'll try talking to her in the morning.
[17:07] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[17:09] Nagisa
    It's my chance to be alone with Naoya-kun.
[17:12] Nagisa
    But if I'm thinking of Naoya-kun...
[17:16] Nagisa
    Is there anything I can do?
[17:19] Naoya
    Thanks.
[17:20] Naoya
    But I have to solve this.
[17:23] Naoya
    So...
[17:25] ---
    I'm not going to rest or
    sleep until we make up!
[17:29] Nagisa
    Please don't put yourself in danger!
[17:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan must be worried about
    my relationship with two girls.
[17:36] Nagisa
    Are you really...
[17:38] Naoya
    I want to put her at ease as soon as I can.
[17:41] Naoya
    I'm going to stay up all night
    to write a love letter to her!
[17:46] Nagisa
    Could I at least make you a nutritious meal?
[17:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:55] Naoya
    Let me talk to you, please!
[17:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:58] Saki
    Shut up! Don't talk to me!
[18:00] Naoya
    Then read this letter I wrote for you!
[18:05] Saki
    So heavy!
[18:07] Saki
    I'm not reading that!
[18:11] Naoya
    Fine...
[18:12] Naoya
    "My Feelings for Saki-chan: Chapter One!
[18:15] Naoya
    My love is..."
[18:15] Saki
    Don't read it out loud!
[18:18] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[18:22] Naoya
    I'm not done yet.
[18:25] Naoya
    I'll give you 100,000 yen worth of
    gacha pulls from the game you like!
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
[18:29] Naoya
    I used my savings!
[18:32] Naoya
    If you talk to me, I'll give you my account.
[18:35] Naoya
    Ten pulls, twenty pulls, thirty pulls...
[18:38] Nagisa
    Oh, your money...
SIGN    There, I did them all!
[18:42] Naoya
    Wait...
[18:43] Naoya
    Not a single five-star!
[18:47] Saki
    Don't expect to buy me off like that!
[18:50] Naoya
    That didn't work.
[18:52] Nagisa
    You're going too far.
[18:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan! Saki-chan!
[18:58] Saki
    You're disturbing the neighbors!
[19:00] Naoya
    I bought cakes from a bunch
    of popular cake shops.
[19:06] Naoya
    Let's talk properly!
[19:09] Saki
    I-I don't want any!
[19:12] Nagisa
    You should take a break.
[19:15] Naoya
    Saki-chan... Saki-chan...
[19:18] Naoya
    I went all over town and took a
    ton of cute cat and dog videos.
[19:26] Saki
    Th-There are plenty of those online!
[19:30] Nagisa
    Were you up all night again?
[19:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan... Saki-chan...
[19:38] Naoya
    I organized my notes... from class... for you.
[19:44] Saki
    I have zero interest in that.
[19:48] Nagisa
    Seriously, take a break!
[19:51] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:55] Naoya
    Sa... Saki-chan...
[19:58] Naoya
    Please...
[19:59] Naoya
    T-Talk to me...
[20:01] Nagisa
    You haven't slept for three days.
[20:04] Saki
    Jeez!
[20:05] Saki
    Go have fun with big-boobs Nagisa-chan.
[20:09] Naoya
    I-I see...
[20:10] Naoya
    You're worried about your breast size.
[20:12] Saki
    W-Well... Not really!
[20:13] Naoya
    That doesn't bug me!
[20:17] Naoya
    My private account on Quitter!
[20:19] Naoya
    There are all sizes!
[20:22] Nagisa
    You don't have to do that!
[20:25] Saki
    Gross.
[20:30] Naoya
    Next...
[20:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[20:33] Nagisa
    Please, you're going to collapse.
[20:36] Nagisa
    Please.
[20:37] Nagisa
    Take a break.
[20:42] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[20:45] Naoya
    I'm all right.
[20:47] ---
    A-Am...
[20:51] Nagisa
    Am I not good enough?
[20:55] Nagisa
    I'll make every day fun,
    even without Saki-san.
[20:59] Nagisa
    I'll do anything for you, Naoya-kun.
[21:09] Naoya
    I'm honored that you feel that way about me.
[21:14] Naoya
    But I decided that if I'm going
    to go out with both of you,
[21:18] ---
    I won't give up on either one of you.
[21:21] Naoya
    Sorry.
[21:41] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[21:43] Nagisa
    It's not fair.
[21:47] Nagisa
    That's what I like about you, Naoya-kun.
[21:52] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:56] Nagisa
    All right, fine.
[21:58] Nagisa
    Let me do what I can, too.
[22:03] Nagisa
    Saki-san! Saki-san!
[22:06] Saki
    What?
[22:12] Naoya
    W-W-Wait!
[22:19] Naoya
    M-Minase-san?!
[22:23] Saki
    You...
[22:26] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[22:29] Nagisa
    Now you can talk!
[22:31] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[22:32] Saki
    Sh-Shoot!
[22:35] Nagisa
    Good luck.
[22:37] Naoya
    All right!
SIGN    Next Episode:
    The Persuasion
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend"
[24:12] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    What's your favorite season? Summer? Winter?
[24:16] Saki
    Summer, for sure.
[24:17] Saki
    Because there's summer break!
[24:18] Nagisa
    It's not one of the two choices,
    but I'd say spring.
[24:20] Nagisa
    That was the season when I met Naoya-kun.
[24:23] Saki
    This girl's lobbing some huge
    foreshadowing into the preview!

Season 1

E4 - Girlfriend and Girlfriend

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[00:00] Naoya
    The three of us, in our
    two-timing relationship,
[00:03] ---
    started living together
    so we could grow closer.
[00:05] Naoya
    Things were going well for a while,
    but Saki-chan's acting weird!
[00:10] Naoya
    I can't...
[00:11] Naoya
    I would be betraying Minase-san.
[00:13] Naoya
    Huh? What's wrong?
[00:14] Naoya
    Wait!
[00:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan has gone home,
    and she won't open up to me,
[00:20] ---
    even if I give her what she loves:
    cake, games, or cat and dog videos.
[00:23] Naoya
    I needed to find a way to talk to her!
[00:26] Naoya
    And that's when Minase-san
    took one for the team!
[00:28] Naoya
    I'm not losing this opportunity!
[00:30] Naoya
    Please, talk to me!
[00:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
SIGN    Do not try this at home
[00:42] Naoya
    Why did you leave?
[00:45] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[00:46] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[00:49] Saki
    B-Because Nagisa-chan's...
[00:55] Saki
    better than me.
[01:03] Saki
    She tries so hard for you!
[01:07] Saki
    She's even good at cooking!
[01:09] Naoya
    That's not true! You're perfectly...
[01:11] Saki
    I can't do anything!
[01:16] Saki
    My boobs aren't even as big!
[01:18] Naoya
    Let's not go there!
[01:22] Saki
    Besides, I can't even think
    of anything I can do for you.
[01:30] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[01:32] Saki
    Anyway, that's all I've got to say.
[01:34] Saki
    You'll be happy with just
    Nagisa-chan soon enough!
[01:41] Naoya
    That's not true!
[01:43] Nagisa
    He's right, Saki-san.
[01:46] Saki
    Forget it.
[01:48] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:49] Naoya
    I'm really happy just getting to be with you.
[01:54] Saki
    I don't care!
[01:56] Saki
    At least tell me what you want me to do!
[01:59] Naoya
    You're good enough as you are!
[02:02] Saki
    You idiot!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend"
[03:48] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[03:51] Saki
    I want to...
[03:53] Saki
    I want to do something for Naoya, too.
[03:57] Saki
    Even just the other day...
[04:01] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya, is there anything you want me to do?
[04:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    No. In fact, is there
    anything you want me to do?
[04:08] Saki
    No, it's always been like that.
[04:11] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't mean to brag, but I'm
    terrible at doing chores.
[04:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Of course. You can take a break.
[04:15] (Flashback) Naoya
    The bath's ready, too.
[04:17] (Flashback) Naoya
    I made some tea.
[04:19] Saki
    Even now!
[04:24] Saki
    Why don't you ask anything of me?!
[04:28] Nagisa
    S-S-Saki-san!
[04:38] Naoya
    Sure, there's a lot that I wish
    I could have you do for me.
[04:44] Naoya
    But I'm still responsible for
    having started this relationship.
[04:49] Naoya
    I think I need to first do
    my best for the both of you.
[04:53] Nagisa
    May I?
[04:56] Nagisa
    I can't blame Saki-san for having left.
[05:00] Naoya
    Huh? Minase-san?
[05:02] Nagisa
    There's so much I want to do for you, too,
    but you always tell me I'm doing enough.
[05:09] Nagisa
    You tell me you'll do it.
[05:12] Nagisa
    I can't stand that.
[05:14] Nagisa
    No!
[05:17] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[05:18] Nagisa
    I want to devote at least
    18 hours a day to you!
[05:23] Saki
    That's too much.
[05:26] Saki
    She's right, though.
[05:28] Saki
    I appreciate you doing things for me...
[05:32] Saki
    But I want to make you happy, too.
[05:38] Saki
    I want to make you love me more.
[05:42] Nagisa
    I get it, Saki-san.
[05:44] Saki
    Right?
[05:45] Saki
    I'm Naoya's...
[05:47] Nagisa
    I'm also Naoya-kun's...
[05:50] Nagisa
    ...girlfriend!
[05:50] Nagisa
    ...girlfriend!
[05:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[05:57] Nagisa
    Please don't take on the responsibility
    for dating two people all on your own!
[06:01] Saki
    You're an equal with the two of us.
[06:04] Saki
    Isn't that the whole point of dating?
[06:09] Naoya
    I thought I couldn't be allowed to be
    happy until I made the two of you happy,
[06:15] ---
    because I'm two-timing.
[06:22] Naoya
    I was stupid!
[06:23] Naoya
    Hit me!
[06:25] Nagisa
    No...
[06:28] Nagisa
    Saki-san?!
[06:31] Saki
    He told me what he wanted, so...
[06:34] Nagisa
    That's how you took it?!
[06:37] Naoya
    That's what I like about you.
[06:40] Naoya
    It's why you're fun to be around.
[06:44] Saki
    Naoya...
[06:47] Naoya
    And there's a lot that I want you to do.
[06:51] Naoya
    I want to see you smile more!
[06:53] Saki
    Y-You got it!
[06:55] Naoya
    And I want to see you angry more!
[06:57] Saki
    How's this?
[06:58] Naoya
    I want your home cooking!
[07:00] Saki
    I'll feed you char!
[07:01] Naoya
    I want to see your swimsuit in summer!
[07:02] Saki
    You'll see it!
[07:04] Naoya
    And someday, a three—
[07:07] Saki
    Not happening!
[07:11] Naoya
    And more than anything,
[07:13] ---
    I want the three of us to
    continue living together.
[07:25] Saki
    I know that.
[07:28] Saki
    Jeez.
[07:33] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[07:34] Saki
    Hey...
[07:35] Naoya
    Thanks.
[07:37] Naoya
    I'm glad you two are on the same page.
[07:43] Saki
    N-Nah, but...
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan is still...
[07:48] Saki
    my r-rival!
[07:53] Nagisa
    Right.
[07:55] Nagisa
    I'm going to put up a fight.
[07:57] ---
    Nuh... G-g-ggh...
SIGN    Saki has returned home.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Staaare...
[08:00] Saki
    Those must be nice to squeeze.
[08:06] Nagisa
    Saki-san, dinner's ready!
[08:12] Nagisa
    I worked really hard on dinner
    to commemorate your return.
[08:17] Saki
    It looks delicious.
[08:19] Saki
    You worked so hard on this dinner,
[08:23] Saki
    and Naoya is...
[08:27] Nagisa
    He stayed up three whole nights to
    try to patch things up with you.
[08:32] Saki
    Oh, yeah...
[08:34] Nagisa
    Well, let's eat before it gets cold.
[08:37] Nagisa
    Time to eat!
[08:43] Saki
    Yum!
[08:44] Nagisa
    I'm glad you like it.
[08:47] Saki
    B-But just to be clear,
    you and I are still rivals.
[08:53] Nagisa
    I-I know.
[08:55] Nagisa
    But I like you, Saki-san.
[08:59] Nagisa
    I want us to be friends.
[09:04] Saki
    I do, too!
[09:08] Saki
    You're so adorable.
[09:11] Saki
    Although we're playing right into
    Naoya's hands if we get friendly.
[09:18] Saki
    You're so awesome, though!
[09:21] Saki
    It'll be so much fun if we become friends!
[09:23] Nagisa
    Y-You have high expectations.
[09:25] Saki
    No matter what we do, it'll be fun as hell!
[09:28] Nagisa
    Wait...
[09:29] Saki
    So how are we going to be friends?
[09:35] Saki
    I happen to like gaming.
[09:39] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:43] Saki
    Will you play with me?!
[09:48] Nagisa
    I used to play that game.
[09:51] Nagisa
    I'd totally do that.
[09:52] Saki
    Really?!
[09:55] Saki
    So how many hours did you play?
[09:59] Nagisa
    Um...
[10:00] Nagisa
    Probably about 1,000 hours.
[10:03] Saki
    Seriously? Wow!
[10:04] Nagisa
    I'm not good at it, though.
[10:06] Saki
    Would you really say that
    after 1,000 hours?
[10:09] Nagisa
    No, I'm really not.
[10:10] Saki
    Sure, sure.
[10:12] Saki
    Let's see what you've got.
[10:13] Saki
    I can't wait!
[10:15] Nagisa
    I'll d-do what I can!
[10:22] Saki
    Huh? You're dead already?
[10:25] Nagisa
    S-Sorry.
[10:27] Saki
    Don't worry. It's all right.
[10:30] Saki
    Okay, could you scout from
    the top of the mountain?
[10:33] Nagisa
    Okay.
SIGN    FALL
[10:38] Nagisa
    Sorry.
[10:41] Saki
    You can at least drive, right?
[10:45] Nagisa
    I'm going to crash!
SIGN    CRASH
[10:49] Saki
    You really do suck.
[10:51] Saki
    Can anyone who's played
    1,000 hours be this bad?
[10:54] Nagisa
    I'm sorry I couldn't live
    up to your expectations.
[10:57] Nagisa
    It's not fun playing with me, is it?
[11:02] Saki
    That's not true.
[11:05] Saki
    Carrying the team is actually fun!
[11:08] Saki
    I can really show off my skills!
[11:10] Nagisa
    Really?
[11:13] Saki
    All right.
[11:14] Saki
    We aren't going to sleep
    until I get you a kill.
[11:18] Nagisa
    I don't think we'll ever get to sleep, then.
[11:20] Saki
    Don't worry.
[11:22] Saki
    Just follow me.
[11:24] Saki
    O-Okay.
[11:26] Nagisa
    Enemy footsteps!
[11:29] Saki
    Ahead!
[11:31] Nagisa
    They got me again.
[11:33] Saki
    Oh, dear.
[11:35] Saki
    It's all right.
[11:36] Saki
    I'll help you... out!
[11:44] Saki
    You're so good, Saki-san!
[11:45] Saki
    Nah.
[11:47] Saki
    You're so cute when you die right away, too.
[11:50] Nagisa
    How is that cute?
[11:51] Saki
    Come on.
[11:53] Saki
    Hurry over here!
[11:57] Nagisa
    Not again.
[11:59] Saki
    Okay, one more time.
[12:07] Saki
    I'll give poor widdle you all my heals.
[12:09] Nagisa
    Am I a baby now?!
[12:16] Nagisa
    It looks like you're having
    a lot more fun now.
[12:21] Saki
    Yeah!
[12:22] Saki
    I'm having fun besting you
     at something for the first time!
[12:26] Nagisa
    I'm having mixed feelings!
[12:30] Saki
    Look, someone's AFK!
[12:33] Saki
    Come on.
[12:36] Saki
    Take careful aim.
[12:39] ---
    Right!
[12:40] Saki
    Aim really carefully.
[12:42] Saki
    Stay calm.
[12:44] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[12:49] Nagisa
    Fire!
[12:58] Saki
    Don't shoot me!
[13:01] Nagisa
    M-My hand slipped!
[13:03] Saki
    Was that revenge for me being better?
[13:05] Saki
    You're scary.
[13:07] Nagisa
    No, I really...
[13:09] Nagisa
    Saki-san, I, uh...
[13:17] Saki
    You're so hilarious, Nagisa-chan!
[13:20] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san?
[13:22] Saki
    Who misses in that situation?!
[13:24] Saki
    And the kill you finally got was on me!
[13:27] Nagisa
    I-I'm sorry.
[13:29] Saki
    It's fine.
[13:35] Saki
    That was fun.
[13:37] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[13:39] Saki
    Besides, I thought my rival was perfect,
    but she's actually really clumsy.
[13:44] Saki
    This is a welcome surprise.
[13:46] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[13:48] Naoya
    Hey, were you two playing together?
[13:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:53] Saki
    Well, Nagisa-chan's my rival, but she's cute.
[13:59] Saki
    Let's play again.
[14:01] Saki
    Add me as a friend.
[14:04] Nagisa
    Okay!
[14:10] Nagisa
    I know. I'll watch some MeTube
    gameplay videos and practice playing.
[14:16] Saki
    Can I watch, too?
SIGN    WIN RATE
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[14:19] Saki
    Oh, her.
[14:21] Saki
    She's one of the bad
    kind of booby streamers,
[14:23] Saki
    the ones who get views even though they suck.
[14:25] Saki
    Oh, but your boobies are good.
[14:29] Saki
    Look at this.
[14:30] Saki
    The thumbnail's so shameless.
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[14:32] Nagisa
    Th-That's true.
[14:34] Saki
    I hate her more than every
    other MeTuber right now.
[14:37] Naoya
    Huh?
[14:39] Naoya
    That uniform in the background...
[14:41] Naoya
    Isn't that from our school?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:49] Naoya
    I actually like the videos on this channel.
[14:52] Saki
    Naoya's hooked on boobs!
[15:01] Shino
    Morning, Sakisaki.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[15:04] Shino
    Walking to school together again?
[15:06] Shino
    You two sure are attached at the hip.
[15:10] Shino
    Oh, yeah, for our club
    meeting today, Sensei is...
[15:24] Saki
    It's a steak lunch!
[15:29] Saki
    Yum!
[15:31] Saki
    Let's play again when we
    get home, Nagisa-chan.
[15:34] Nagisa
    Okay.
[15:35] Nagisa
    I've been studying videos in preparation.
[15:41] Nagisa
    The thumbnail for that video changed.
[15:44] Saki
    Which video?
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
SIGN    WIN RATE
[15:47] Nagisa
    The one by that "Milika" person,
    with our uniform in the background.
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[15:52] Saki
    It's the bad booby streamer!
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[15:54] Saki
    Oh, but your boobies are good.
[15:59] Nagisa
    The title hasn't changed, either.
[16:01] Nagisa
    It's just the thumbnail.
[16:05] Saki
    Maybe she really is from our school,
    if she had to hide her uniform.
[16:10] Naoya
    Seems like it.
[16:12] Saki
    What a loser, though.
[16:14] Saki
    If you have something to hide,
    you have to be really careful, like us.
[16:18] Saki
    The gym storage door is always locked.
[16:22] Saki
    And I'm careful to lock the window,
    too, since it's the only other way in.
[16:36] Saki
    I forgot to lock the window!
[16:41] Mirika
    There are people here!
[16:49] Saki
    Wow, she's cute.
[16:53] Saki
    W-We need an excuse!
[16:54] Naoya
    Right!
[16:55] Naoya
    Let's see...
[16:57] Mirika
    One guy and two girls in the gym storage?
[17:02] Mirika
    Were you people...
[17:05] Mirika
    doing something nasty?
[17:07] Mirika
    The three of you?
[17:07] Saki
    Nope!
[17:09] Mirika
    I don't believe you.
[17:11] Naoya
    It's true!
[17:13] ---
    Naoya...
[17:14] Naoya
    I may be two-timing, but I promised
     not to do anything sexy!
[17:19] Naoya
    Especially not a threes—
[17:20] Saki
    You idiot!
[17:24] Mirika
    Huh? Two-timing?
[17:27] Saki
    No, um...
[17:29] Mirika
    Are you guys...
[17:35] Mirika
    Are you three in a relationship together?
[17:39] Saki
    N-No, um...
[17:41] Nagisa
    W-We're, um...
[17:44] Naoya
    Shoot...
[17:46] Naoya
    We've been caught!
[17:48] Saki
    At least make an effort to deceive her!
[17:51] Mirika
    Seriously? You're so weird.
[17:54] Nagisa
    Huh? Isn't she...
[17:56] Saki
    Please, don't tell anyone.
[17:59] Mirika
    Yeah? A secret, huh?
[18:03] Mirika
    I don't know...
[18:07] Mirika
    What should I do?
[18:11] Mirika
    It's hilarious how freaked out you are.
[18:15] Saki
    I-I'm begging you!
[18:17] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[18:19] Nagisa
    Um, are you...
[18:20] Naoya
    I've got this, you two!
[18:27] Naoya
    Take this and keep your mouth shut.
[18:31] Mirika
    Wh-What is this?
[18:38] Naoya
    Inside is 200,000 yen.
[18:40] Mirika
    So sketchy!
[18:42] Naoya
    I've saved up that money since
    I was a kid. It's my life savings.
[18:45] Naoya
    I kept it on me in case
    something like this happened.
[18:47] Mirika
    For something like this? This?
[18:50] Mirika
    Wh-What's up with this guy?
[18:53] Mirika
    T-Too bad for you, though.
[18:55] Mirika
    I have plenty of money.
[18:59] Mirika
    I make more than this every month.
[19:03] Naoya
    As a high schooler? No way.
[19:04] Nagisa
    Hey, are you...
[19:06] Naoya
    You're not...
[19:08] Naoya
    doing something reprehensible
    to make money, are you?!
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] Naoya
    You are cute, and you have huge eyes, but...
[19:14] Nagisa
    H-Hey!
[19:16] Naoya
    But what if your client
    is a dangerous grown-up?!
[19:22] Naoya
    He might deceive you,
    con you, and mess you up.
[19:26] Naoya
    And he'll record the act and sell it.
[19:29] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it...
[19:31] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it...
[19:32] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it!
[19:35] Mirika
    Oh, no!
SIGN    Unrivaled
SIGN    Hoshizaki★Rika's
    unexpected debut!
SIGN    Milika's
SIGN    Her pure heart steals yours!♥♥
[19:40] Naoya
    Before you know it, you'll be
    a super-popular adult star!
[19:43] Mirika
    Go, me!
[19:46] Mirika
    Wait...
[19:47] Mirika
    I'm not doing that!
[19:48] Naoya
    Are you sure?
[19:49] Naoya
    Then what about the money?
[19:51] Mirika
    Do you even get the situation you're in?
[19:54] Nagisa
    Hey...
[19:56] Nagisa
    You're Milika-san, the MeTuber, right?
[20:01] Mirika
    Huh?
[20:02] Saki
    Huh?
[20:03] Saki
    S-Seriously?
[20:05] Nagisa
    Yes.
[20:06] Nagisa
    She has the same eyes and hair.
[20:09] Nagisa
    And she has big breasts.
[20:11] Nagisa
    The money you're talking
    about is from video views, right?
[20:15] Mirika
    I have n-no idea what you're talking about.
[20:17] Saki
    Now that you mention it...
[20:20] Nagisa
    And above all, our uniform
    was in your thumbnail.
[20:26] Nagisa
    I took a screenshot of it.
[20:28] Mirika
    But I saw that and deleted it
    right after I uploaded it!
[20:32] Mirika
    Shoot!
[20:39] Saki
    I see.
[20:41] Saki
    We're even now.
[20:43] Saki
    No, we have the upper hand.
[20:47] Saki
    You don't want your identity
    getting out, do you?
[20:50] Saki
    Oh, I bet you came here because you didn't
    want people to figure out who you are.
[20:56] Mirika
    I-I'll kill you if you tell anyone!
[21:00] Saki
    I don't know...
[21:02] Saki
    What should I do?
[21:11] Saki
    Did I take it too far?
[21:13] Saki
    Sorry!
[21:16] Saki
    There. Now we're even.
[21:21] Saki
    I went too far.
[21:22] Saki
    But I feel better now.
[21:23] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[21:25] Saki
    Don't worry.
[21:27] Saki
    I'd never tell anyone.
[21:30] Mirika
    Y-You'd better not.
[21:34] Naoya
    Not to worry!
[21:36] Naoya
    Even if you tell people about us,
    I'll take your secret to the grave!
[21:42] Naoya
    I won't perpetuate a cycle of sadness!
[21:47] Saki
    Nah, I'd say it, if it came to that.
[21:50] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[21:56] Mirika
    You're good people, for a bunch
    of weirdos in a threesome.
[22:02] Saki
    Who are you calling a weirdo?
[22:06] Mirika
    I know!
[22:10] Mirika
    I've made up my mind.
[22:12] Mirika
    You there.
[22:15] Mirika
    I'll be your girlfriend, too!
[22:22] Saki
    Huh?
[22:24] Nagisa
    Huh?
[22:26] Naoya
    Uh?
[22:31] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Yesterday
SIGN    Kyaah!!
    My uniform's in
     the thumbnail!
[22:38] Mirika
    My uniform's in the thumbnail!
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    "A Third Girlfriend!?"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Do you play or watch games?
[24:14] Saki
    I totally play. I love gaming!
[24:17] Mirika
    I play.
[24:18] Mirika
    I earn views on gameplay footage.
[24:20] Mirika
    And I earn more views with my cleavage!
[24:21] Saki
    I will not allow the desecration of gaming!
[24:23] Saki
    I'm downvoting your videos
    and trolling your comments!
[24:25] Mirika
    Don't you dare!

Season 1

E5 - A Third One!?

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[00:00] Mirika
    Milika here!
[00:02] Mirika
    In this video, I try walking in on three
    of my classmates in a relationship.
[00:08] Mirika
    I thought about messing with them, but...
[00:13] Mirika
    They found out I'm secretly a MeTuber!
[00:17] Mirika
    I'm going to have to become
    this weirdo's girlfriend now!
[00:23] Mirika
    I'll be your girlfriend, too!
[00:26] ---
    What?
[00:27] Saki
    You? Become Naoya's girlfriend?
[00:30] Mirika
    That's right.
[00:31] Mirika
    I, Milika-sama, the heartbreakingly cute
    streamer, will be your third girlfriend.
[00:38] Saki
    Wh-What are you trying to do?
[00:40] Nagisa
    Um...
[00:42] Nagisa
    Maybe, now that her identity's out,
[00:46] ---
    she wants a man to protect her
    from creepy stalkers and stuff.
[00:50] Mirika
    N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
[00:54] Saki
    She's so obvious!
[00:57] Mirika
    Why would I ever ask anyone for help?
[01:02] Mirika
    Um...
[01:05] Mirika
    I j-just felt like it's time I had a boyfriend.
[01:09] Saki
    Such a sloppy lie.
[01:11] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[01:13] Naoya
    She says that's not it, so that's not it.
[01:15] Saki
    How are you so gullible?!
[01:18] Mirika
    Aren't you happy?
[01:21] Mirika
    My long, slender legs.
[01:24] Mirika
    My glamorous body.
[01:25] Mirika
    My long lashes and clear eyes...
[01:29] Mirika
    You won't come across
    many girls as pretty as me.
[01:32] Mirika
    Will you?
[01:33] Naoya
    T-True.
[01:35] Saki
    Naoya?!
[01:37] Naoya
    I think you're really cute.
[01:40] Mirika
    Of course.
[01:41] Naoya
    I've actually seen your videos
    and thought you're attractive.
[01:45] Mirika
    Right?
[01:47] Naoya
    It'd be like a dream if I could
    make you my girlfriend.
[01:51] Mirika
    Aw...
[01:55] Naoya
    But... sorry.
[02:02] Mirika
    Huh?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    "A Third One!?"
[03:39] Mirika
    Huh?
[03:41] Naoya
    Sorry.
[03:43] Naoya
    I can't date you.
[03:47] Saki
    Naoya! Well said!
[03:49] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[03:52] Mirika
    Y-You're going to reject me?!
[03:59] Mirika
    W-Wait, you!
[04:01] Mirika
    Are you actually going to reject me?
[04:02] Naoya
    I'm sorry. Really.
[04:04] Naoya
    If you're just looking for a boyfriend,
    you'll find one in no time.
[04:11] Mirika
    But I'm so cute, and I'm huge on MeTube.
[04:15] Mirika
    I'm obviously better than those two!
[04:20] Naoya
    Is that really how you choose who to date?
[04:24] Mirika
    Are you actually that proper?!
[04:26] Mirika
    You're already dating two girls!
[04:28] Mirika
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:30] Naoya
    There'd be no end to it if
    I dated everyone who's cute.
[04:33] Mirika
    Says a two-timer!
[04:37] Naoya
    I want you to understand that,
     more than anything,
[04:40] ---
    I want to make my two girlfriends happy.
[04:43] Saki
    Naoya...
[04:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[04:51] Mirika
    You'd have to be an idiot to reject me!
[04:56] Naoya
    True...
[04:57] Saki
    Naoya!
[04:57] Saki
    Naoya-kun!
[04:59] Mirika
    Right?
[05:01] Naoya
    But...
[05:02] Naoya
    Sorry.
[05:05] Mirika
    What's your deal?!
[05:06] Saki
    Get it now?
[05:08] Saki
    Naoya already has enough
    girlfriends in the two of us.
[05:14] Mirika
    Damn you...
[05:17] Saki
    Huh?
[05:19] Nagisa
    What are you...
[05:24] Nagisa
    They're G cups!
[05:27] Nagisa
    I work on my waist to
    maintain my figure, too!
[05:31] Saki
    G...
[05:33] Saki
    A, B, C, D, E, F...
[05:35] Saki
    G?!
[05:37] Nagisa
    I lose.
[05:38] Mirika
    You might get a chance to squeeze
    these G cups if you go out with me.
[05:43] Naoya
    That may be, but...
[05:46] Mirika
    Y-You can try them out right now.
[05:54] Naoya
    I don't care about your G cups.
[05:56] Naoya
    I'd rather squeeze the
    boobs of a girl I like!
[06:02] Mirika
    I-I can't believe I've been
    defeated by the likes of him.
[06:08] ---
    Why?
[06:09] Mirika
    How pitiful...
[06:14] Saki
    Um...
[06:16] Saki
    Wanna get going?
[06:19] Saki
    What should we have for dinner?
[06:22] Nagisa
    I was thinking nikujaga.
[06:24] Naoya
    Sounds nice.
[06:25] Mirika
    Don't just abandon me!
[06:26] Mirika
    Wait, dinner?
[06:28] Mirika
    You guys aren't...
[06:31] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[06:32] Mirika
    Wait up!
[06:35] Mirika
    Are you three living together?!
[06:38] Saki
    Shoot...
[06:39] Saki
    Let's run!
[06:40] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[06:41] Saki
    Hurry, Naoya-kun!
[06:45] Mirika
    Hold it right there!
[06:50] Saki
    Naoya!
[06:50] Saki
    Naoya-kun!
[07:03] Mirika
    I'll live with you, too.
[07:08] Mirika
    Listen up...
[07:09] Mirika
    I'll let you shoot me down today.
[07:12] Mirika
    But I'm going to live with you and
    make you see what makes me so good.
[07:19] Mirika
    I'll even pay rent.
[07:20] Mirika
    And for food.
[07:22] Mirika
    And for power and heating and Internet.
[07:24] Mirika
    That's good enough for you, isn't it?
[07:27] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[07:30] Naoya
    I don't condone a man and woman living under
    the same roof if they aren't in a relationship.
[07:34] Mirika
    How are you so proper?!
[07:37] Mirika
    How are you so proper when you're a two-timer?!
[07:47] Mirika
    I'll be back!
[07:53] Naoya
    Nom, nom, nom...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[07:54] Nagisa
    We'd forgotten to eat,
    so we had to make it quick.
SIGN    The Next Day
    After School
[08:01] Saki
    I'm home.
[08:04] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, what's for dinner?
[08:11] Saki
    What's up?
[08:17] Saki
    Wh-What is that?
[08:19] Saki
    A tent?
[08:28] Saki
    Milika!
[08:30] Mirika
    If I can't live under the same roof,
     I'll live in the yard.
[08:35] Naoya
    Oh, I get it. That's one solution.
[08:37] Saki
    Is this really the time to be impressed?!
[08:40] Nagisa
    But how did you know where we live?
[08:42] Mirika
    Don't underestimate the Milika-sama.
[08:45] Mirika
    I secretly followed you here.
[08:47] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm so hungry.
[08:49] (Flashback) Saki
    I can't wait for Nagisa-chan's dinner.
[08:52] (Flashback) Naoya
    Yeah.
[08:56] Nagisa
    You're practically a stalker!
[08:59] Mirika
    I'll make you regret humiliating me.
[09:04] Mirika
    Just you wait!
[09:06] Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[09:13] Saki
    Should we call the cops?
[09:17] Mirika
    D-Don't!
SIGN    We have a new (outdoor) tenant...
SIGN    Newbie
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[09:24] Mirika
    Setting up the tent was hard...
[09:33] Naoya
    I can't believe she'd...
[09:34] Saki
    ...start living in a tent in the yard.
[09:38] Mirika
    I'm camping out here until
    you fall in love with me.
[09:41] Saki
    What a nuisance.
[09:43] Naoya
    What do we do?
[09:45] Nagisa
    Living in a tent sounds tough, though.
[09:49] Nagisa
    I don't think she's going to last.
[09:51] Naoya
    Yeah.
[09:52] Naoya
    They did say it's going to be chilly tonight.
[09:55] Mirika
    Don't underestimate me!
[10:02] Mirika
    S-So cold...
[10:04] Mirika
    It's May...
[10:06] Mirika
    What's happening?
[10:07] Mirika
    I'm d-dying...
[10:09] Mirika
    I'm going to die!
[10:26] Naoya
    Milika-san.
[10:28] Naoya
    Stop putting yourself
    in danger and go home.
[10:34] Mirika
    I-I told you, I'm not going
    home until you fall for me!
[10:39] Naoya
    You're still saying that?!
[10:42] Naoya
    Are you going to live out there forever?
[10:43] Mirika
    You ass!
[10:46] Naoya
    I care about my two girlfriends.
[10:49] Naoya
    Please give up.
[10:50] Saki
    Yeah.
[10:51] Mirika
    Everyone's making fun of me.
[10:56] Mirika
    Hell no!
[10:58] Mirika
    I just need to buy an expensive
    sleeping bag to bear the cold!
[11:04] Mirika
    And I can just kill all the bugs!
[11:08] Mirika
    I'll stock up on everything I need!
SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
SIGN    Confirm Order
SIGN    m 247 4 l 251 27 338 20 332 0
SIGN    Order Details
SIGN    m 279 23 l 290 90 182 106 166 29
SIGN    Subtotal
SIGN    Shipping • Handling
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Discount
SIGN    Total
SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
SIGN    Confirm Order
SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
SIGN    Confirm Order
SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
[11:15] Mirika
    Now I just need to hang on until it arrives!
[11:19] Mirika
    And to make sure I don't run out of money...
[11:24] Mirika
    I'll shoot videos to keep it coming in!
[11:33] Mirika
    Milika here!
[11:34] Mirika
    Today, I'm going to survive out in
    the cold in nothing but a T-shirt.
[11:48] Mirika
    S-So cold...
[11:50] Naoya
    Why are you so lightly dressed, then?
[11:54] Mirika
    It's the cleavage that earns the clicks!
[11:58] Nagisa
    Sh-She's so strong.
[12:01] Saki
    Her cleavage...
[12:03] Mirika
    I climbed up from F-tier MeTuber status.
[12:05] Mirika
    I'll show you what I'm made of!
[12:13] Mirika
    I can overcome the cold with exercise.
[12:16] Mirika
    One, two, three...
[12:20] Mirika
    Four, five, six...
[12:27] Mirika
    My chest's right in the shot.
[12:29] Mirika
    One, two, three...
[12:34] Mirika
    Four, five, six...
[12:40] Mirika
    Good, they're bouncing!
[12:46] Mirika
    Good, I'm getting warm!
[12:49] Mirika
    It's working!
[12:51] Saki
    She's actually going to stay until morning.
[12:53] Nagisa
    She's got a lot of stamina.
[12:56] Mirika
    Time to take a break.
[13:01] Mirika
    I-I can't!
[13:02] Mirika
    It gets cold as soon as I stop!
[13:06] Mirika
    I-I can't keep this up all night!
[13:16] Naoya
    I'm not falling for her.
[13:18] Nagisa
    How sad.
[13:21] Saki
    Go home! Go home!
[13:24] Mirika
    I'm not giving up!
[13:28] Mirika
    Shake them! Shake them!
[13:33] Mirika
    I-It's still only 2:00 AM.
[13:36] Mirika
    I'm going viral!
[13:40] Mirika
    Hurry up, Amazun!
[13:45] Mirika
    Ramen! Yum!
[13:48] Mirika
    I'm already cold again!
SIGN    Saturday, May 15
[13:56] Nagisa
    She's still at it.
[14:11] Mirika
    I-It's finally morning.
[14:17] A
    Delivery.
[14:29] Mirika
    It's here!
[14:30] Mirika
    My stuff's here!
[14:33] Nagisa
    S-So many packages...
[14:36] Mirika
    I have nothing to fear now.
[14:39] Mirika
    See this? This is me actually trying.
[14:42] Mirika
    Well?
[14:43] Mirika
    Say something.
[14:45] Naoya
    Uh...
[14:48] Naoya
    You should go home and take a shower.
[14:54] Saki
    You smell horrible.
[15:02] Mirika
    I sweated like crazy!
[15:07] Mirika
    I'm not done yet!
SIGN    Water
[15:09] Mirika
    Search! Search! Search!
SIGN    Survival
SIGN    Heating
[15:12] Mirika
    Fill a black bag with water...
[15:16] Mirika
    Throw it in a bag lined with tin foil...
[15:24] Mirika
    And leave it in the sun.
SIGN    Don't forget to film!
[15:29] Mirika
    One hour.
[15:37] Mirika
    Two hours. Done.
[15:42] Mirika
    Tighten the ropes, hang it up...
[15:47] Mirika
    Open some holes, and...
[15:52] Mirika
    That feels great!
[15:57] Mirika
    So warm!
[16:02] Mirika
    Bliss!
[16:07] Mirika
    How about that?
[16:10] Mirika
    Are you impressed?
[16:13] Naoya
    Y-You're so strong.
[16:17] Mirika
    Told you!
[16:19] Saki
    She's actually going to live here.
[16:21] Nagisa
    What do we do?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[16:24] ---
    Wash, wash, wash.
[16:26] Saki
    No looking!
SIGN    Grab
[16:33] Saki
    What a pain this has turned into.
[16:36] Nagisa
    Yeah.
[16:37] Nagisa
    She really seems committed.
[16:40] Nagisa
    She's cute, she's got a good figure,
     and she's really aggressive.
[16:48] Saki
    All right.
[16:49] Saki
    I have a plan, Nagisa-chan.
[16:51] Saki
    Hear me out.
[16:53] Saki
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[16:55] ---
    What?!
[16:56] Nagisa
    I don't know, Saki-san...
[16:58] Saki
    Do you really want her evil boobs
    to take Naoya away from us?
[17:03] Nagisa
    Well...
[17:10] Naoya
    Unless I do something about
    the problem with Milika-san...
[17:15] Naoya
    Going out with Saki-chan and Minase-san,
[17:19] ---
    and making them both happy,
    isn't going to be easy.
[17:24] Naoya
    I need to really think about it more.
[17:27] Naoya
    What can I do?
[17:30] Saki
    Naoya.
[17:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[17:34] Naoya
    What's wrong?
[17:36] Saki
    It's about Milika.
[17:37] Saki
    We decided we have to do something.
[17:43] Naoya
    I feel that way, too.
[17:46] Saki
    So...
[17:57] Saki
    How about this?
[18:04] Nagisa
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[18:06] Saki
    We need to hang in there for our goal!
[18:09] Naoya
    Sorry, I might not have
    been feeling the same way.
[18:13] Naoya
    Why are you in your swimsuits?
[18:15] Saki
    Huh?
[18:16] Saki
    O-Obviously...
[18:18] Saki
    Because if we make you happy
    and get closer to you,
[18:22] ---
    it won't matter anymore
    if Milika messes with you.
[18:27] (Flashback) Mirika
    I will be your third girlfriend.
[18:30] (Flashback) Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[18:35] Saki
    You want to see us in swimsuits, don't you?
[18:38] Saki
    You pervert.
[18:40] Naoya
    Isn't that too on-the-nose?!
[18:43] Saki
    What?!
[18:44] Saki
    What, then?
[18:46] Naoya
    Ow!
[18:47] Saki
    Are you disappointed or something?
[18:49] Naoya
    O-Of course not, but...
[18:52] Saki
    But?
[18:54] Nagisa
    Wait, Saki-san!
[19:10] Nagisa
    S-Sorry!
[19:12] Naoya
    I-It's fine.
[19:13] Nagisa
    B-But...
[19:16] Nagisa
    I'd be glad if you appreciated that.
[19:20] Naoya
    You, too, Minase-san?!
[19:23] Saki
    Not bad, Nagisa-chan.
[19:25] Nagisa
    That was obviously an accident!
[19:29] Saki
    I can't fall behind!
[19:40] Saki
    Th-They're too small! I can't hit him!
[19:54] Saki
    D-Did you see?
[19:57] Naoya
    A little.
[19:58] Saki
    I gave away too much!
[20:01] Saki
    No, but...
[20:03] Saki
    Naoya's going to be obsessed with me now.
[20:06] Naoya
    Huh? Um...
[20:10] Naoya
    Is that all you wanted?
[20:13] Saki
    By "that," do you mean my boobs?!
[20:15] Naoya
    That's not it!
[20:17] Naoya
    Shouldn't we be thinking about
    how to deal with Milika-san?!
[20:20] Naoya
    There's a lot we ought to be doing.
[20:23] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[20:24] Nagisa
    Saki-san said we could seduce
    you in our swimsuits.
[20:28] Nagisa
    I did think it was a bit too blatant, but...
[20:31] Saki
    You did?!
[20:33] Nagisa
    But...
[20:35] ---
    I think it's important to spend lots of
    time with you and make you like us more.
[20:42] Nagisa
    I want to do that, too.
[20:45] Nagisa
    So I put on my swimsuit,
    even though I was embarrassed.
[20:50] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[20:52] Nagisa
    I finally got to go out with Naoya-kun.
[20:54] Nagisa
    I wanted to make it last as long as I could.
[21:02] Nagisa
    It's true that we can't let our guard
    down when it comes to Milika-san.
[21:05] Nagisa
    I know there's a lot more
    that we need to consider.
[21:16] Nagisa
    But please look at us lots, too.
[21:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:25] Naoya
    She's right.
[21:28] Naoya
    That's right.
[21:33] Naoya
    There's a lot to do, but that
    was the most important thing.
[21:44] Naoya
    All right. I'll look at you lots.
[21:46] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[21:47] Naoya
    Staaare...
[21:54] Naoya
    Staaare...
[21:59] Naoya
    Staaare...
[22:02] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[22:05] Naoya
    Huh?
[22:09] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, you pervert.
[22:13] Naoya
    That wasn't my intention!
[22:15] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's hot.
[22:19] Mirika
    Milika here.
[22:23] Mirika
    Today on Milika's channel...
[22:28] Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me, Naoya.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Getting
     Changed
[22:35] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[22:36] Naoya
    Saki-san...
[22:37] Naoya
    Why did she have her swimsuit?
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "Tsun Is Dere"
[24:12] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Are you an outdoorsy type? Or indoorsy?
[24:14] Mirika
    Camping videos are popular,
    so the outside isn't bad.
[24:17] Nagisa
    I'm an indoors type.
[24:18] Nagisa
    I watch anime—I mean, movies and stuff.
[24:20] Naoya
    Anime?
[24:21] Nagisa
    No, I only watch the first episode of every
    new show and buy some merch and stuff.
[24:24] Nagisa
    I'm not really an otaku!
[24:25] Saki
    You totally are.

Season 1

E6 - Tsun Is Dere

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[00:01] Naoya
    Milika-san is living in my yard.
[00:03] Naoya
    She declared that she's going
    to become my third girlfriend.
[00:06] Naoya
    She weathers the cold, the bugs,
    and the stench of her own sweat,
[00:12] ---
    resolved to stay until I fall for her.
[00:15] Naoya
    I have to do something in order
    to protect my two-timing life.
[00:19] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[00:20] Naoya
    I'm sorry for worrying you.
[00:22] Naoya
    Hang in there.
[00:23] Naoya
    I'll make sure Milika-san gives up!
[00:34] Nagisa
    She's completely gotten into tent life.
[00:37] Saki
    M-Milika's got tenacity.
[00:41] Naoya
    I have to do something about her.
[00:46] Mirika
    Oh, Naoya! Want some meat?
[00:50] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[00:52] Naoya
    Please, go home.
[00:55] Mirika
    I told you, I won't be satisfied
    until I make you fall for me!
[00:59] Naoya
    That's exactly the problem!
[01:01] Naoya
    I'm already a two-timer.
[01:06] Naoya
    I can't possibly become a three-timer!
[01:08] Naoya
    Not as a human being!
[01:11] Saki
    Not that two-timing is all right, either!
[01:13] Naoya
    Please understand.
[01:15] Naoya
    I can't return your feelings.
[01:17] Mirika
    Shut up!
[01:18] Mirika
    I can't go home after being
    rejected by someone like you.
[01:21] Naoya
    Please take down your tent!
[01:24] Mirika
    No way!
[01:27] Mirika
    I have my pride, too!
[01:29] Mirika
    Lay as much as a finger on my tent...
[01:33] Mirika
    And I'll throw red-hot coals at you.
[01:35] Mirika
    Hiss!
[01:37] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, we should retreat.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "Tsun Is Dere"
[03:17] Saki
    What a stubborn woman.
[03:19] Naoya
    It's all right.
[03:20] Naoya
    I'll make sure she leaves soon.
[03:23] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[03:24] Nagisa
    Maybe you don't need to force her.
[03:27] Nagisa
    We could convince her over time.
[03:30] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[03:31] Saki
    True.
[03:32] Saki
    Who knows what she might do if we push
    her too much, with the way she is?
[03:37] Nagisa
    You think so too, right?
[03:39] Saki
    Yeah.
[03:40] Saki
    We'll take care of her slowly and surely.
[03:43] Nagisa
    We will.
[03:44] Saki
    Got it, Naoya?
[03:45] Naoya
    Y-Yeah...
[03:55] Nagisa
    Milika-san's leaving.
[03:58] Saki
    Probably to use the restroom.
[03:59] Saki
    The only one around here
    is at the convenience store.
[04:01] Naoya
    It's our chance!
[04:05] Naoya
    Hello?
[04:06] Naoya
    I'd like an immediate pickup
    of some unwanted goods!
[04:10] Naoya
    Yes.
[04:11] Naoya
    A tent, sleeping bag, and
    miscellaneous camping gear.
[04:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[04:16] Saki
    Were you listening to us?
[04:17] Naoya
    The address is...
[04:19] Saki
    That's too aggressive!
[04:21] Naoya
    Why are you stopping me?
[04:23] Naoya
    Could it be, Saki-chan...
[04:26] Naoya
    You're okay with me dating three girls?!
[04:27] Saki
    Of course not!
[04:29] Naoya
    Then we have to hurry!
[04:31] Naoya
    Give me back my phone!
[04:32] Saki
    H-How does that work?!
[04:34] Saki
    Naoya-kun, calm down a little.
[04:39] Naoya
    But...
[04:41] Naoya
    I'm dating two girls!
[04:48] Nagisa
    We know that.
[04:50] Saki
    What are you talking about?
[04:52] Naoya
    Don't you worry that if Milika-san stays for
    too long, I might fall in love with her?
[04:59] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[05:00] Saki
    B-But when she said she'd be
    your girlfriend, you said no.
[05:06] Naoya
    I'm just a two-timing asshole, remember?!
[05:09] Saki
    Who says that about themselves?!
[05:11] Naoya
    If I were in your shoes, I'd be worried
    that I might fall for Milika-san.
[05:18] Nagisa
    W-Well, I guess...
[05:21] Nagisa
    In general, someone in my shoes...
[05:26] Nagisa
    might be, a little.
[05:27] Naoya
    A little?!
[05:29] Nagisa
    I'd be 80% worried that
    you'd be dating three girls.
[05:33] Naoya
    Right?!
[05:34] Naoya
    So we need to hurry!
[05:37] Naoya
    Saki-chan, your phone!
[05:39] Saki
    Relax!
[05:41] Saki
    That's only in general!
[05:44] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[05:45] Nagisa
    Exactly.
[05:46] Nagisa
    It's only been a short while since
    we started living together,
[05:52] ---
    but we've seen your effort
    and how serious you are.
[05:54] Saki
    Besides, you aren't even interested
    in liking her, are you?
[05:58] Naoya
    Of course not.
[06:00] Naoya
    But...
[06:03] Nagisa
    Then I'm not worried.
[06:06] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[06:07] Saki
    Yeah.
[06:09] Saki
    I trust you that much.
[06:13] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[06:16] Naoya
    Thanks.
[06:18] Naoya
    I'm so glad you're my girlfriends.
[06:23] Saki
    D-Don't mind it.
[06:25] Nagisa
    So let's take our time.
[06:30] Naoya
    But I...
[06:32] Naoya
    I don't have the confidence to say
    I definitely won't fall for her!
[06:48] Saki
    Yoink.
[06:51] Saki
    What the hell is that?!
[06:55] Naoya
    But I...
[06:57] Naoya
    I decided I'd cherish you forever.
[07:03] Naoya
    And yet I fell in love with Minase-san.
[07:09] Naoya
    I'm a weak-willed loser.
[07:12] Naoya
    I can't ever let myself forget that.
[07:15] Naoya
    I have to keep that in mind when I act.
[07:19] Naoya
    Milika-san's cute and tough.
[07:22] Naoya
    She works hard on her videos,
    and she gets results.
[07:24] Naoya
    I think she's amazing.
[07:26] Naoya
    It's really pathetic, but if she stuck
    around, I might see more in her...
[07:31] ---
    and even fall in love with her.
[07:33] Naoya
    So even if she hates me
    or gets angry at me...
[07:39] Naoya
    I know I'm pathetic...
[07:41] ---
    I know I'm pathetic, but I want to
    make an effort to love only you two.
[07:53] Saki
    Naoya...
[07:58] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san!
[08:01] Saki
    You can't get any more pathetic.
[08:06] Saki
    But I'm glad you told me
    before you fell for her!
[08:13] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:14] Saki
    Damn it! Let's drive her out.
[08:16] Nagisa
    If she gets angry at you,
    she can get angry at me, too.
[08:20] Naoya
    You two...
[08:24] Naoya
    Thanks. I'll do it.
[08:27] Nagisa
    Okay!
[08:28] Saki
    Do it!
SIGN    Dad
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:31] Text
    Rika, where are you?
[08:33] Text
    You never told me you were
    sleeping somewhere else!
[08:35] Text
    I'm at my friend's place.
[08:37] Text
    You have a friend?
[08:39] Text
    Her name's Saki!
[08:41] Text
    I'm busy! Bye!
[08:43] Text
    Hey, wait!
[08:44] Text
    You're in deep trouble when you get back!
[08:48] Naoya
    The pawn shop pickup says
    they'll be right here.
[08:51] Nagisa
    Okay.
[08:52] Saki
    We'll take care of the tent and stuff.
[08:56] Naoya
    I'll hold Milika-san back.
[08:59] Naoya
    We'll dismantle her tent
    and get her to go home.
[09:03] Naoya
    I need to make sure Saki-chan and Minase-san
[09:06] ---
    don't have to worry about me three-timing.
[09:10] Naoya
    Before I start wanting to!
[09:14] Saki
    Seriously, please...
[09:19] Mirika
    That's better.
[09:20] Naoya
    Milika-san!
[09:23] Mirika
    Naoya...
[09:25] Mirika
    What's up?
[09:28] Naoya
    Can we talk for a bit?
[09:31] Mirika
    No way.
[09:32] Mirika
    You're just going to tell me
    to go home or something.
[09:35] Mirika
    I'm busy coming up with a
    plan to make you fall for me.
[09:40] ---
    Wait...
[09:42] Naoya
    Let's think together, then.
[09:44] Mirika
    Are you stupid?
[09:45] Mirika
    Damn it! It'd be the
    embarrassment of a lifetime
[09:50] ---
    if a two-timing loser like
    you ends up rejecting me.
[09:53] Naoya
    Can we talk?
[09:55] Naoya
    O-Oh, yeah!
[09:56] Naoya
    What did you tell your parents?
[09:58] Mirika
    What does it matter?
[10:00] Mirika
    Right!
[10:00] Mirika
    Who cares about my parents?
[10:02] Mirika
    I'm not afraid of them.
[10:02] Naoya
    Left!
[10:06] Mirika
    Are you hiding something?
[10:08] Naoya
    Huh?
[10:09] Naoya
    No, not at all. I'm not trying
    to buy time or anything.
[10:12] ---
    You...
[10:14] Mirika
    Look, Saki and Nagisa are
    being harassed by delinquents!
[10:18] ---
    Huh?!
[10:20] ---
    My shin...
[10:23] Naoya
    M-Milika-san!
[10:30] Naoya
    That's my sleeping bag!
[10:33] Saki
    Shit, she's already here.
[10:35] Mirika
    What have you...
[10:37] Mirika
    My tent and barbecue set, too!
[10:40] Mirika
    All my stuff!
[10:45] Saki
    Naoya, what are you doing?
[10:47] Naoya
    Hey...
[10:48] ---
    H-How dare you?!
[10:50] Mirika
    T-Take this down!
[10:53] Naoya
    Sorry!
[10:55] Mirika
    Hey, let me go!
[10:57] Mirika
    Let me go!
[10:59] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san, hurry! Now!
[11:03] Nagisa
    Okay.
[11:04] Saki
    Got it.
[11:06] Mirika
    How dare you do this to me?
[11:08] Mirika
    I'll mess you up so bad, you'll shit yourself!
[11:10] Naoya
    I'll shit myself now, then!
[11:12] Mirika
    No!
[11:14] Mirika
    Damn it...
[11:20] Mirika
    No!
[11:22] Mirika
    Pervert!
[11:23] Mirika
    I'm being raped!
[11:26] Naoya
    W-Wait...
[11:27] Mirika
    Somebody!
[11:29] Mirika
    I'm being molested!
[11:31] Mirika
    Someone, help me!
[11:33] Mirika
    He's after my G cups!
[11:38] A
    What's going on?
[11:38] B
    A groper?
[11:39] C
    Huh?
[11:41] D
    Is that Mukai-san's son?
[11:43] E
    Is she all right?
[11:44] Mirika
    See?
[11:45] Mirika
    The whole neighborhood will think
    you're a pervert if you don't let go.
[11:57] Naoya
    I don't care!
[11:59] Mirika
    Wh-What?!
[12:01] Mirika
    S-Seriously?
[12:03] Mirika
    You're going to be an
    outcast your whole life!
[12:05] Naoya
    If that worried me...
[12:08] Naoya
    I wouldn't be two-timing!
[12:10] A
    Huh?
[12:10] B
    Two-timing?
[12:11] C
    What's going on?
[12:12] D
    Are they in an abusive relationship?
[12:13] Saki
    Don't go screaming that out loud!
[12:16] A
    Saki-chan, is it true?
[12:18] Saki
    He doesn't mean anything by it!
[12:20] Naoya
    Just hurry up and load the truck.
[12:22] Nagisa
    Okay.
[12:26] Mirika
    Do you have any idea...
[12:31] Mirika
    how much that camping gear cost?!
[12:36] ---
    Serves you right for messing with me!
[12:41] Naoya
    I'll pay for it, of course.
[12:43] Naoya
    How much do I owe you?
[12:45] Mirika
    Don't look up my skirt!
[12:47] Mirika
    A million yen.
[12:49] Mirika
    Pay me one million yen!
[12:51] Naoya
    Th-That much?!
[12:52] Mirika
    Well? You can't pay that much, can you?
[12:55] Saki
    Sh-She has to be lying!
[12:58] Mirika
    It's actually about 200,000 yen.
[13:01] Naoya
    All right.
[13:03] Naoya
    I'll work to make the money.
[13:04] Mirika
    What?! It's a million yen!
[13:07] Mirika
    But in return, you have to promise
    you'll stay away from me.
[13:14] Saki
    Naoya...
[13:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:17] A
    Um...
[13:19] A
    We're done loading up.
[13:23] A
    Here's the payment.
[13:25] Naoya
    Take it!
[13:26] Mirika
    Hey!
[13:31] Saki
    You... You did it.
[13:34] Mirika
    Wh-What's your problem?
[13:36] Mirika
    Why would you go so far?
[13:38] Mirika
    You're just a two-timing loser!
[13:42] Naoya
    It's true.
[13:43] Naoya
    I couldn't choose between the two of them.
[13:46] Naoya
    That's why I vowed to make them both happy.
[13:51] Mirika
    Y-You're...
[13:57] Naoya
    I'll do anything for them!
[14:15] Saki
    Fine. I'll work, too.
[14:18] Nagisa
    I'll help, too.
[14:20] Naoya
    Thanks, both of you.
[14:24] Mirika
    Wh-What's wrong with you?
[14:27] Mirika
    You're a two-timer.
[14:32] Mirika
    You aren't just a loser?
[14:42] Naoya
    Here. I wrote an IOU.
[14:46] Saki
    Now that we're going to pay you,
    you'd better stop following Naoya around.
[14:51] Mirika
    Well..
[14:53] Saki
    Well? What's wrong?
[14:56] Nagisa
    Milika-san?
[15:01] Mirika
    I-I...
[15:07] Mirika
    I don't need this!
[15:19] Mirika
    I'm not going home! Ever!
[15:24] Saki
    What?!
[15:31] Saki
    H-Hey!
[15:33] Saki
    What do you mean, you're not going home?
[15:35] Mirika
    It's not your problem!
[15:37] Naoya
    It's a problem for me
    if you stay at my place.
[15:40] Mirika
    Shut up!
[15:42] Mirika
    Y-You're paying me to go home
    and to stay away from you.
[15:48] Mirika
    I-I don't like that.
[15:58] Dad
    Rika!
[16:01] Mirika
    Crap!
[16:04] Dad
    I... I finally found you.
[16:08] Mirika
    Dad!
[16:10] Saki
    Milika's dad?
[16:12] Mirika
    How did you find me?
[16:14] Dad
    I asked around at school.
[16:18] Dad
    What are you doing here and not at home?
[16:21] Mirika
    Shut up!
[16:24] Mirika
    I have my reasons.
[16:26] Mirika
    I was staying at this kid's place.
[16:30] Dad
    Who is that guy?!
[16:33] Dad
    He isn't your boyfriend, is he?
[16:35] Naoya
    I'm not her boyfriend.
[16:38] Naoya
    I already have two girlfriends
    that I care deeply about.
[16:41] Dad
    What does that even mean?!
[16:43] Naoya
    I'm a two-timer!
[16:46] Saki
    You didn't need to mention that!
[16:49] Dad
    Huh? What?
[16:50] Dad
    Rika, you fell in love with a two-timer,
    and you're crashing at his place?
[16:55] Mirika
    It's not that I l-like him!
[16:59] Mirika
    I-I guess I wouldn't mind trying
    it out if he begs, though.
[17:07] Naoya
    I won't.
[17:09] Mirika
    Shut up!
[17:11] Saki
    Hey, Nagisa-chan...
[17:13] Nagisa
    Yes?
[17:14] Saki
    Do you think Milika's kind of...
[17:18] Saki
    fallen for Naoya?
[17:19] Nagisa
    Right?
[17:21] Nagisa
    I had that feeling, too.
[17:24] Saki
    She definitely likes him more now, right?
[17:27] Nagisa
    It'll be bad if she actually
    falls for him, right?
[17:30] Dad
    Don't date a guy like that.
[17:31] Mirika
    Leave me alone!
[17:32] Saki
    Naoya!
[17:33] Dad
    How am I supposed to leave you alone?!
[17:34] Saki
    Let's make Milika go home.
[17:36] Naoya
    Right.
[17:37] Dad
    He's a two-timer! It's not right!
[17:40] Naoya
    Um...
[17:41] Naoya
    I have no intention of dating Milika-san.
[17:44] Naoya
    Please leave.
[17:45] Dad
    Wha...
[17:46] Dad
    Are you saying my daughter isn't attractive?!
[17:50] Saki
    What an annoying dad!
[17:52] Dad
    She may be selfish, but I raised her
    the best I could as a single father.
[17:57] Naoya
    No, she's attractive.
[17:59] Dad
    What?
[18:00] Saki
    What?!
[18:02] Naoya
    I've only just met her, but she's
    got backbone and determination.
[18:06] Naoya
    More than anything, at her age, she's already
     gotten 50,000 subscribers on MeTube.
[18:10] Naoya
    Milika-san is attractive.
[18:13] Saki
    You didn't need to say that!
[18:15] Saki
    Look, her heart's skipped a beat!
[18:17] Naoya
    But that doesn't mean I'd go out with her.
[18:20] Dad
    Huh? MeTube?
[18:22] Dad
    Wait, Milika...
[18:24] ---
    Crap!
[18:27] Dad
    Are you...
[18:31] Dad
    I-Is this...
[18:33] Dad
    My daughter's breasts are being
    revealed to the whole world!
SIGN    Real Name
    Hoshizaki Rika
[18:38] Dad
    You're completely showing your breasts!
[18:41] Mirika
    This is why I've been hiding it!
[18:44] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[18:46] Saki
    Looks like we're headed for a family meeting!
[18:48] Saki
    Take her home, Daddy.
[18:50] Dad
    Th-These shameful videos!
[18:56] Naoya
    Just a second.
[18:58] Naoya
    I don't think that's true.
[19:00] ---
    Uh, hey!
[19:02] Naoya
    Her videos aren't just her revealing herself.
[19:05] Naoya
    Her creativity, the ingenuity of her editing,
     her dedication to her audience...
[19:12] Naoya
    She's a entertainer, through and through.
[19:15] Saki
    Quit commenting on everything!
[19:17] Mirika
    You do get it...
[19:20] Saki
    Hey! Don't blush at that!
[19:22] Dad
    In any case, once we get home,
[19:25] ---
    you're going to explain your sleeping
     somewhere else and your videos.
[19:29] Saki
    Good going, Daddy!
[19:29] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[19:31] Dad
    Come with me.
[19:33] Dad
    Stop dreaming.
[19:37] Mirika
    Let me go!
[19:41] Saki
    She's so stubborn.
[19:46] Mirika
    The videos and the whole thing with Naoya
[19:50] ---
    are things that I'm doing
    on my own, for myself!
[19:54] Mirika
    No one can tell me what to do!
[19:59] Dad
    You don't even know how
    much you're worrying me.
[20:02] Dad
    If you won't stop with your selfishness...
[20:06] Dad
    I won't have it!
[20:08] Mirika
    My phone!
[20:09] Dad
    The guy is one thing...
[20:11] Dad
    But I can't have you revealing
    yourself to the whole world!
[20:15] Mirika
    H-Hey... You wouldn't...
[20:18] Dad
    This channel and all the videos on it...
[20:20] Mirika
    Hey!
[20:21] Mirika
    D-Don't...
[20:22] Mirika
    That's my only...
[20:25] Dad
    I'm deleting it all!
[20:27] Saki
    Naoya!
SIGN    Are you sure you want to delete your channel? Yes No
[20:37] Dad
    Give that back.
[20:38] Naoya
    Milika-san's dad,
[20:40] ---
    do you have any idea how much
    work it takes for a high schooler
[20:45] ---
    to get 50,000 subscribers?
[20:47] Naoya
    She puts an incredible amount
    of effort into recording.
[20:51] Naoya
    To an ordinary high schooler
    like me, she really is amazing.
[20:57] Saki
    I don't like where this is headed.
[21:00] Dad
    That may be...
[21:03] Dad
    But the way she bares her breasts...
[21:06] Naoya
    What's wrong with it?
[21:07] Naoya
    She chose to do it herself!
[21:09] Naoya
    Sure, I caused a lot of trouble
    trying to get her to leave, too,
[21:12] ---
    by selling her camping gear.
[21:15] Naoya
    But deleting her videos is too much!
[21:19] Saki
    Naoya!
[21:20] Saki
    Don't do anything else!
[21:25] Naoya
    I'll protect her now!
[21:38] Nagisa
    She's...
[21:40] Saki
    ...got the face of a girl in love!
[21:43] Dad
    Y-You...
[21:45] Saki
    Naoya, you've gone and done it now!
[21:47] Saki
    What do we do about her?!
[21:49] Naoya
    Done what?
[21:52] Mirika
    Well...
[21:57] Mirika
    There's something I need
    to think about carefully.
[22:00] Mirika
    I'm going home for now.
[22:03] Mirika
    So...
[22:05] Mirika
    Dad, the next time you try to delete
    my channel, I'm going to disown you.
[22:24] Mirika
    S-See you.
[22:33] Nagisa
    What's Naoya-kun going to do
    if Milika-san becomes serious?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:37] Saki
    Th-This could get ugly.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    "The Girlfriends' Challenge"
[24:12] A
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Do you like being the pursuer or the pursued?
[24:15] Saki
    Naoya's always pursuing me, so the pursued.
[24:17] Mirika
    The pursuer, obviously.
[24:18] Mirika
    I pursue so much, they can't run away.
[24:20] Naoya
    How you're true to yourself
     is attractive, Milika-san.
[24:22] Saki
    Naoya!
[24:23] Mirika
    I'm going to chase you down.
[24:25] Saki
    The girl's in love!

Season 1

E7 - The Girlfriends' Challenge

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[00:00] Saki
    Milika managed to plant
    herself at Naoya's place.
[00:03] Saki
    Just when we were about
    to force her to leave...
[00:06] Saki
    Milika's father appeared!
[00:09] Saki
    He tried to drag her back home.
[00:11] Saki
    That's it! Go, Milika's Dad!
[00:14] Saki
    So why...
[00:16] Saki
    Damn it, Naoya! Why would you
    go all-out to defend her?!
[00:21] Saki
    Don't say any more!
[00:22] Saki
    Milika is... Milika is...
[00:24] Saki
    It was already too late.
[00:26] Saki
    Milika's face when she was about to leave...
[00:28] Saki
    It looked like the face of someone in love.
[00:31] Saki
    Ugh, it's really bad news if that aggressive,
[00:34] ---
    giant-mammary monster becomes
    serious about Naoya!
[00:38] Saki
    What are we supposed to do?!
[00:43] Saki
    Jeez.
[00:45] Saki
    This is such a pain.
[00:46] Nagisa
    Yeah...
[00:48] Nagisa
    I never thought Milika-san would
    actually fall in love with Naoya-kun.
[00:53] Saki
    Although it doesn't seem
    like Naoya's noticed.
[00:56] Nagisa
    If Milika-san actually confesses
    to him, Naoya-kun might...
[01:04] Saki
    We need to do what we can, too.
[01:06] Nagisa
    We do.
[01:08] Saki
    But...
[01:10] Nagisa
    But?
[01:12] Saki
    But...
[01:16] Saki
    But I don't know what we should do!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    "The Girlfriends' Challenge"
[02:52] Saki
    All right, I'll see you later.
[02:54] Nagisa
    Okay. Bye.
[03:02] Saki
    Damn that Milika...
[03:04] Saki
    And Nagisa-chan's really
    devoted to Naoya, too.
[03:08] Saki
    I don't know what I can do.
[03:11] Saki
    I'm home.
[03:14] Mom
    Oh, Saki.
[03:15] Mom
    Welcome home.
[03:17] Saki
    I'm here to pick up some clothes.
[03:19] Saki
    Oh, first, something to drink.
[03:21] Mom
    How are things going
    between you and Naoya-kun?
[03:24] Saki
    N-Not bad.
[03:27] Saki
    It's not just the two of us.
[03:29] Saki
    It's the three of us.
[03:30] Mom
    Then...
[03:32] Mom
    Are you doing it with him?
[03:36] Saki
    Jeez, Mom!
[03:39] Mom
    You're really curious about it, aren't you?
[03:41] Saki
    Mom!
[03:45] Mom
    Huh?
[03:46] Mom
    Have you not?
[03:48] Saki
    Not yet.
[03:50] Mom
    You must have at least kissed, right?
[03:53] Saki
    No...
[03:56] Mom
    Does Naoya-kun have no sex drive?
[04:00] Saki
    Choose your words better, please!
[04:02] Mom
    Oh? But...
[04:06] Mom
    How could he possibly hold back
    when he's living with such a cute girl?
[04:11] Saki
    I mean, I'm not that...
[04:14] Mom
    Oh, come on.
[04:16] Mom
    Your slim body, toned from playing basketball!
[04:20] Mom
    Your soft hair!
[04:21] Mom
    Your perfect smile!
[04:24] Mom
    Naoya-kun's been going after you
    because you're just that cute.
[04:33] Mom
    See? So cute.
SIGN    Doting
    Mother
[04:37] Saki
    But come to think of it, there have been
    a lot of sexy situations, but...
[04:41] (Flashback) Naoya
    Yeah...
[04:43] (Flashback) Naoya
    I would be acting unfaithfully to
    Minase-san if I was only with you.
[04:45] Naoya
    I can't lie like that to Minase-san.
[04:48] (Flashback) Naoya
    Is that all you wanted?
[04:50] Saki
    She's right that Naoya's too rational.
[04:53] Saki
    Am I going to spend my whole life...
[04:59] Mom
    Don't worry!
[05:01] Mom
    Your cuteness can awaken the man within him!
[05:08] ---
    I'll keep fighting!
[05:13] Saki
    Naoya...
[05:15] Saki
    Naoya!
[05:17] Naoya
    Oh, Saki-chan. Welcome home.
[05:19] Saki
    Yeah...
[05:22] Saki
    Has Nagisa-chan gone to bed?
[05:24] Naoya
    Yeah, a little earlier.
[05:26] Saki
    Okay.
[06:00] Naoya
    Why?!
[06:01] Saki
    Why what?!
[06:02] Naoya
    That outfit!
[06:04] Saki
    Wh-What's wrong, Naoya?
[06:13] Saki
    Are you turned on right now?
[06:18] Naoya
    More like flustered!
[06:20] Saki
    Seriously?!
[06:22] Saki
    Why? Why?
[06:23] Saki
    I thought this was pretty good.
[06:26] Saki
    Mom said it'd work for sure, too!
[06:29] Naoya
    Y-Your mom said that?!
[06:37] Saki
    W-Was I not cute?
[06:41] Naoya
    You're cute as hell.
[06:44] Saki
    Really? Do you like bunny girl outfits?
[06:50] Naoya
    Left, right, behind...
[06:56] Naoya
    I like.
[07:01] Saki
    Do you feel like pushing me down?
[07:03] Naoya
    I wouldn't do that!
[07:04] Saki
    Your libido's definitely dead!
[07:06] Naoya
    What are you talking about?!
[07:08] Saki
    What's wrong, Naoya?!
[07:10] Naoya
    Didn't we promise we wouldn't do that stuff?
[07:13] Saki
    Okay, we promised,
[07:15] ---
    but if there was a cute bunny girl
    welcoming me, right in front of me,
[07:20] ---
    I'd totally do her.
[07:21] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[07:23] Naoya
    You like guys who break promises?!
[07:25] Saki
    That's not the point, but...
[07:28] Saki
    I don't like that you're keeping your
    promise like it's the only thing to do!
[07:33] Saki
    Get really, really horny...
[07:37] Saki
    and just barely hold back!
[07:44] Naoya
    Her breasts!
[07:46] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[07:59] Saki
    No!
[08:06] Saki
    I told you to hold back even if you got horny!
[08:09] Saki
    Naoya, you pervert!
[08:11] Naoya
    Why do you seem happy?
[08:17] Naoya
    Hey!
[08:18] Naoya
    You pervert, getting turned
    on by a bunny girl!
[08:26] Naoya
    As long as she's happy, I guess.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:30] Mom
    What should I get her next?
[08:33] Mom
    Oh, this one's cute!
[08:55] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, want some help?
[08:59] Nagisa
    I'm good, thanks.
[09:00] Saki
    Yeah?
[09:03] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:04] Nagisa
    Saki-san, did something good happen?
[09:08] Saki
    Naw...
[09:10] Saki
    It's not a big deal.
[09:13] Saki
    I'm going for a li'l stroll.
[09:19] Nagisa
    I wonder if something happened last night.
[09:24] Nagisa
    She seemed really bubbly.
[09:34] Nagisa
    What happened last night?!
[09:37] Saki
    Bubbly, bubbly...
SIGN    ° Didn't even
    realize she put
    her costume
    in the laundry
[09:48] Nagisa
    U-Um, Naoya-kun...
[09:53] Nagisa
    How was it with Saki-san last night?
[10:02] Naoya
    I swear we didn't do anything special.
[10:05] Naoya
    But...
[10:08] Naoya
    Her bunny outfit was excellent!
[10:14] Nagisa
    I see.
[10:17] Nagisa
    How was it excellent?
[10:20] Naoya
    In how cute and sexy it was, I guess.
[10:23] Nagisa
    Did you call her cute a lot?
[10:26] Naoya
    With lots of heart!
[10:28] Nagisa
    Do you like cosplay?!
[10:30] Naoya
    I don't have enough experience
    to say, but it's possible.
[10:35] Nagisa
    I see.
[11:02] Naoya
    Why do you have that?!
[11:04] Nagisa
    It was an impulse buy.
SIGN    She couldn't
    decide what to
    bring to Naoya's
    place, so she
    bought a maid
    outfit from
    D•n Quijote
[11:14] Nagisa
    A-Anyway, what do you th-think?
[11:20] Naoya
    Try calling me "Master."
[11:29] Nagisa
    I treasure you, Master.
[11:37] Nagisa
    Wh-What's wrong?
[11:41] Naoya
    What an adorable maid!
[11:48] Nagisa
    M-Master...
[11:51] Saki
    Bubbly, bubbly...
[11:54] Saki
    Bubbly, bubbly...
[11:57] Nagisa
    I'll make you tea, Master.
[12:00] Naoya
    Cute!
[12:01] Nagisa
    Allow me to rub your shoulders, Master.
[12:04] Naoya
    I can really feel the cuteness.
[12:06] Nagisa
    I'll watch over you from nearby.
[12:08] Naoya
    There's the cuteness!
[12:12] Nagisa
    Please ask me for anything, Master.
[12:16] ---
    Master.
[12:17] ---
    Master.
[12:19] ---
    Master.
[12:20] Naoya
    D-Do you really mean anything?
[12:25] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[12:28] Nagisa
    I'm your maid, Master.
[12:33] Nagisa
    I'm prepared.
[12:45] Naoya
    I want you to be my maid once a week.
[12:50] Naoya
    You're way too cute as a maid.
[12:54] Naoya
    It'd kill me if this was the only time.
[12:57] Nagisa
    Th-That's not fair, Master.
[13:02] Nagisa
    That makes me too happy.
[13:05] Nagisa
    I'm...
[13:08] Nagisa
    I'm just an unrefined maid.
[13:11] Nagisa
    I'm supposed to be serving you.
[13:14] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[13:18] Nagisa
    Could you please pat my head?
[13:35] Nagisa
    Master!
[13:38] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san.
[13:39] Nagisa
    Master.
[13:41] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san.
[13:42] Nagisa
    Master!
[13:43] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san!
SIGN    They really get into character
[13:45] Nagisa
    Master!
[13:46] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san!
[13:58] Nagisa
    Would you like seconds, Master?
[14:02] Naoya
    Sure, thanks.
[14:16] Saki
    M-Master?!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:25] Saki
    I must be hearing things.
[14:46] A
    H-Hey, look.
[14:48] B
    Y-Yeah.
[14:49] B
    It's Hoshizaki-san from Class D.
[14:52] A
    Sh-She's so cute.
[14:54] A
    And she's got huge boobs.
[14:56] B
    I know, right?
[15:03] Rika
    Naoya saved me from Dad.
[15:07] Rika
    Are you sure you want
    to delete your channel?
    
    Yes No
[15:10] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'll protect her now!
[15:20] Rika
    Th-There's no way I'm in l-l-love
    with that two-timer.
[15:35] Rika
    There's no way!
[15:39] Saki
    Ack, Milika...
[15:42] Rika
    Saki!
[15:43] Saki
    What are you doing here?
[15:47] Rika
    I-I need to talk to Naoya.
[15:51] Shino
    You know Hoshizaki-san, Sakisaki-san?
[15:54] Saki
    Hoshizaki?
[15:57] Saki
    Oh, you mean Milika...
[15:59] Rika
    Hey!
[16:02] Rika
    Don't call me by that name.
[16:04] Rika
    It's Rika. Rika.
[16:06] Saki
    Never mind that.
[16:08] Saki
    You have a crush on Naoya, don't you?
[16:12] Rika
    N-No way!
[16:15] Saki
    Don't bother trying to hide it.
[16:17] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what's up?
[16:23] Naoya
    And Milika-san.
[16:29] Rika
    'S-Sup, Naoya?
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[16:34] Saki
    She's so obvious.
[16:35] Rika
    A-Anyway, come with me, Naoya.
[16:38] Rika
    I need to talk to you.
[16:39] Saki
    Talk about what?
[16:41] Saki
    I'm not letting you talk to him alone.
[16:42] Rika
    I-It's none of your business.
[16:45] Saki
    Yes, it is!
[16:46] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[16:50] Naoya
    It's all right, Saki-chan.
[16:54] Naoya
    Let's have a proper talk, Rika-san.
[16:57] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[17:01] Saki
    Naoya...
[17:04] A
    He's with Hoshizaki-san!
[17:06] B
    What's his deal?
[17:08] Rika
    H-He called me "Rika."
[17:15] Naoya
    First, I'm sorry about everything.
[17:20] Rika
    Huh?
[17:20] Rika
    A-About what?
[17:23] Naoya
    You offered to be my girlfriend.
[17:26] Naoya
    And I, a two-timing asshole, turned you down.
[17:29] Naoya
    I humiliated you.
[17:32] Naoya
    So...
[17:42] Naoya
    You can get back at me by taking
    embarrassing pictures of me
[17:46] ---
    and spreading them on the Internet.
[17:49] Rika
    Wait...
[17:50] Naoya
    I'll even cross-dress.
[17:51] Naoya
    Or should I go buck naked?
[17:55] Rika
    Wh-What the hell?
[17:59] Rika
    How can he be so thoughtful and cool?!
[18:04] Naoya
    You did nothing wrong, Milika-san.
[18:07] Rika
    Hey! D-Don't touch me!
[18:10] Rika
    I-I'm turning so red!
[18:13] Naoya
    You're so cute.
[18:14] Naoya
    And your videos are so good,
    and you have huge boobs!
[18:17] Rika
    S-Stop it!
[18:23] Naoya
    It's just that I happen to
    have two precious girlfriends!
[18:32] Rika
    He has so much backbone!
[18:36] Naoya
    If you want a boyfriend,
    I'll help you find someone good.
[18:40] Naoya
    I'll make it up to you.
[18:42] Naoya
    So please stop trying
    to make me fall for you.
[18:45] Naoya
    You're way too attractive.
[18:51] Naoya
    That's why I can't fall in love
    with you and become a three-timer!
[18:59] Rika
    He's throwing me so many hints!
[19:07] Rika
    I-Is that all you want to t-tell me, Naoya?
[19:13] Naoya
    Yeah.
[19:15] Rika
    Th-Then...
[19:18] Rika
    I-It's your turn to hear me out.
[19:24] Rika
    You know how my dad was about
    to delete my MeTube account?
[19:30] Rika
    Like...
[19:32] Rika
    H-How should I put it...
[19:36] Rika
    Th-Thanks for saving me from Dad.
[19:53] Rika
    That's it?
[19:55] Rika
    You didn't have to...
[19:57] Rika
    Wh-What?!
[19:59] Rika
    I-It was really important to me!
[20:03] Rika
    My dad won't shut up about how I'm not going
    to have many options if I don't study.
[20:05] Dad
    What do you think you're doing?!
[20:07] Dad
    These grades are unacceptable!
[20:08] Dad
    Get 40%! 40%!
[20:11] Rika
    But I don't feel like I should be
    doing something I don't want to,
[20:17] ---
    even if it's for my own future.
[20:21] Rika
    But I knew I didn't have anything going
    for me, so I wanted to do what I could.
[20:27] Rika
    I started making videos so
    I could have independence.
[20:32] Naoya
    It wasn't to show off your huge boobs?
[20:35] Rika
    Of course not!
[20:39] Rika
    Anyway...
[20:41] Rika
    My MeTube channel's finally
    starting to produce results.
[20:49] Rika
    Sure, I'm using my boobs for clickbait.
[20:52] Rika
    And I have a lot of haters.
[20:53] Rika
    But I work hard on my ideas,
[20:56] Rika
    and to make it a good channel.
[20:58] Rika
    I've put a lot into it.
[21:01] Rika
    It's been really important to me.
[21:05] Rika
    And you protected it, even though
    there was nothing in it for you.
[21:11] Rika
    I really...
[21:13] Rika
    really...
[21:16] Rika
    really appreciated it!
[21:24] Naoya
    I see.
[21:26] Naoya
    But in that case,
[21:29] ---
    I'm really glad I managed to save it.
[21:44] Rika
    Stop it already!
[21:47] Naoya
    Hey!
[21:53] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[21:56] Naoya
    I wasn't done...
[22:12] ---
    Na... Na...
[22:17] Rika
    Naoya...
[22:18] Rika
    I love you so much.
[22:33] Saki
    You busty bitch!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:37] Nagisa
    Is Naoya-kun all right?
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    "Obviously in Love"
[24:12] A
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Are you Team Bunny Girls or Team Maids?
[24:14] Nagisa
    Which did you like more?
[24:16] Naoya
    Well...
[24:17] Naoya
    The bunny girl is revealing and sexy,
[24:20] Naoya
    and being called "Master" by
    the maid is really exciting.
[24:22] Nagisa
    Which is it?
[24:23] Naoya
    I can't choose!
[24:24] Naoya
    I'm gonna have to two-time this!
[24:25] Nagisa
    I'll wear both!

Season 1

E8 - Obviously in Love

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[00:00] Nagisa
    Welcome home, Master.
[00:03] Nagisa
    We took a shot at cosplay to protect
    our master—I mean, Naoya-kun—
[00:09] ---
    from Milika-san's aggressive moves.
[00:11] Nagisa
    But her feelings for Naoya-kun
    just became more and more intense.
[00:16] Nagisa
    Please don't three-time us, Master!
[00:25] Shino
    Morning, Sakisaki.
[00:27] Saki
    Morning.
[00:28] Shino
    Did you do your English homework?
[00:31] Saki
    I forgot!
[00:33] Saki
    Help me, Shino, please!
[00:35] Shino
    Oh, fine.
[00:38] Mirika
    H-Hey.
[00:40] Mirika
    Naoya.
[00:41] Mirika
    M-Morning.
[00:44] Saki
    Milika!
[00:45] Saki
    What do you want from Naoya?
[00:47] Mirika
    D-Do I need to have a reason to come here?
[00:50] A
    It's Hoshizaki-san.
[00:52] B
    Th-The Hoshizaki-san is talking to Mukai?
[00:55] Mirika
    Also, don't call me that!
[00:57] A
    Wh-What's your relationship
    with Hoshizaki-san, Mukai?
[01:02] Naoya
    Relationship?
[01:03] Naoya
    It's, like...
[01:07] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[01:15] Mirika
    A serious relationship.
[01:17] Mirika
    Just kidding.
[01:19] A
    Oh, r-really?
[01:22] Boobs
    G cup!
[01:23] Boobs
    G cup!
[01:28] Saki
    Oy.
[01:31] Mirika
    Ow, ow, ow...
[01:32] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[01:34] Saki
    Would you mind not shoving your
    nasty boobs up against him?
[01:37] ---
    O-Ow!
[01:39] Mirika
    Let me go!
[01:41] Saki
    Stay away from Naoya, you slut!
[01:44] Mirika
    Sl...
[01:46] Mirika
    What?!
[01:47] Mirika
    This is none of your business!
[01:49] Saki
    I know what you're trying to do!
[02:01] (Flashback) Mirika
    Naoya...
[02:03] (Flashback) Mirika
    I love you so much.
[02:07] Saki
    There's no room for you between me and Naoya!
[02:16] Mirika
    Uh, no, he's already
    two-timing you with Nagisa.
[02:29] Saki
    Listen.
[02:31] Saki
    Be careful, Naoya.
[02:34] Saki
    You need to stay by my side
    when you're at school.
[02:37] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[02:40] Mirika
    I'll have plenty of opportunities.
[02:43] Saki
    Don't you dare leave me, even for a second.
[02:45] Mirika
    You're wasting your energy.
[02:50] Naoya
    Sh-She's...
[02:52] Naoya
    Saki-chan's feeling lonely because she's
    worried about me three-timing her!
SIGN    Three-Timing
[02:57] Naoya
    I see now.
[03:02] Naoya
    Sorry! I get it now, Saki-chan!
[03:05] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:09] Naoya
    I'll stick right by you!
[03:11] Saki
    That's not what I meant!
[03:12] Naoya
    Huh? Did you not like that?
[03:15] Saki
    Well, that's, uh...
[03:21] Saki
    Wh-Why would I not?
[03:26] Saki
    This is so embarrassing.
[03:29] Naoya
    I'm glad.
[03:31] Saki
    It's working, though.
[03:33] Mirika
    I'll be back!
[03:36] Mirika
    Damn it!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    "Obviously in Love"
[05:09] Sensei
    I'm going to start class.
[05:13] Sensei
    Uh, Mukai...
[05:16] Sensei
    What are you doing?
[05:18] Naoya
    Saki-chan's just feeling a little lonely.
[05:21] Naoya
    Don't mind us.
[05:23] Saki
    Wait, Naoya...
[05:26] Sensei
    Ah...
[05:28] Sensei
    Okay, open your textbooks to page 36.
[05:30] Saki
    A-Are we actually going to
    go through class like this?
[05:34] Naoya
    You don't need to be modest.
[05:36] Saki
    That's not really the point.
[05:38] Naoya
    It's not that easy to cure loneliness.
[05:45] Saki
    I-I mean...
[05:47] Saki
    It's been a while since
    we've been alone together,
[05:50] ---
    and it's true that I felt lonely
    because I was worried about Milika.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:54] Saki
    But we're in the middle of class.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:56] Saki
    Everyone's watching!
[06:01] Naoya
    My eraser.
[06:09] Naoya
    Sorry, I touched your chest.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[06:16] Nagisa
    I'm so jealous.
[06:23] Shino
    O-Okay, I'll see you later.
[06:26] Saki
    Y-Yeah.
[06:30] Saki
    Our next class is PE.
[06:34] Naoya
    Should we get changed together?
[06:36] Saki
    That's way too much!
[06:39] Mirika
    Then in the meantime...
[06:41] Mirika
    I'm borrowing Naoya.
[06:44] Saki
    This girl...
[06:50] Naoya
    Huh? Er...
[06:58] Mirika
    H-Hey, what do you think you're...
[07:01] Saki
    Let's go, Naoya!
[07:04] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[07:06] Mirika
    That girl!
[07:10] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:11] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[07:22] Mirika
    Hey, open up!
[07:24] Mirika
    This is cowardly!
[07:25] Mirika
    Open up!
[07:27] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what are you going to do?
[07:28] Mirika
    Hand over Naoya peacefully!
[07:31] Saki
    I'm getting changed here.
[07:33] Mirika
    Hey, are you listening?
[07:34] Mirika
    Hey!
[07:37] Naoya
    I'll watch over you!
[07:39] Saki
    Close your eyes!
[07:41] Mirika
    Hey, don't ignore me!
[07:43] Mirika
    Damn it...
[07:53] Saki
    I hate to admit it, but Milika's cute.
[07:56] Saki
    If she falls for Naoya and really
    tries to get with him....
[08:03] Saki
    She might take him.
[08:05] Naoya
    I-I think I should wait outside.
[08:14] Saki
    Please don't go.
[08:17] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:20] Saki
    What am I even saying?
[08:27] Saki
    Naoya...
[08:29] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:33] Naoya
    I can see your undies.
[08:39] Naoya
    All right.
[08:40] Naoya
    I'll stay put.
[08:42] Saki
    I used to take baths with
    him when we were little.
[08:47] Saki
    Being in my underwear in a
    confined space is no big deal...
SIGN    Nagisa-chan
[08:57] Nagisa
    "I sent an anonymous DM to
    Milika-san on Quitter saying,
[09:00] ---
    'Come to the roof if you don't want me to tell
    people that you're a student at our school,'
[09:05] ---
    so you should be safe now."
[09:08] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[09:14] Saki
    She's gone.
[09:16] Saki
    Thank you, Nagisa-chan!
[09:22] Mirika
    Th-There's no one here.
[09:25] Mirika
    Shit, who was that?
[09:33] Saki
    I finally got changed.
[09:35] Naoya
    Saki-chan, I...
[09:38] Naoya
    I think you're cuter than
    ever today, Saki-chan.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[09:45] Nagisa
    I have to take care of it!
[09:51] Saki
    What a day.
[09:54] Saki
    Who hugs his girlfriend in
    front of everyone at school?
[09:58] Nagisa
    That's amazing.
[10:00] Saki
    And he wouldn't even let
    me go during class, either.
[10:05] Nagisa
    I wish I could be embraced so passionately
    by someone I love, though.
[10:13] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[10:14] Saki
    You're so damn pure and endearing!
[10:17] Nagisa
    A-Although, that's a bit embarrassing,
    in front of other people.
[10:21] Naoya
    What are you two talking about?
[10:23] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[10:24] Saki
    We're talking about how Nagisa-chan
    wants to be embraced by you!
[10:28] Nagisa
    Stop!
[10:30] Naoya
    Sh-Should I embrace you?
[10:33] Nagisa
    I-I-I-I-I-I-It's all right!
[10:36] Nagisa
    I don't want to do that to Saki-san.
[10:38] Saki
    Eh?
[10:39] Nagisa
    Wouldn't you hate it if Naoya-kun
    hugged anyone other than you?
[10:49] Naoya
    Nagisa...
[10:53] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[10:58] Saki
    Well...
[11:02] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[11:04] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[11:07] Saki
    I-I wouldn't mind!
[11:10] Saki
    I'm not that petty.
[11:13] Nagisa
    R-Really?
[11:14] Saki
    In fact, you've already decided you're
    going to be in this relationship with us,
[11:19] Saki
    so'd you better not hold back like that.
[11:21] ---
    Winning against a rival who holds back
    for my sake wouldn't make me happy!
SIGN    With All the Confidence of a First Wife (Or So She Thinks)
[11:26] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[11:29] Saki
    I'll leave for now.
[11:32] Saki
    Go get 'em!
[11:33] Naoya
    Wait, Saki-chan.
[11:36] Nagisa
    I want you to watch me embrace Minase-san.
[11:40] Saki
    Why the hell?!
[11:42] Naoya
    I feel like I'd make you anxious,
    doing it when you're not looking.
[11:47] Naoya
    Minase-san, is that all right?
[11:49] Nagisa
    S-Sure.
[11:51] Naoya
    Okay, Saki-chan, watch.
[11:58] Naoya
    Here I go, Minase-san.
[12:00] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[12:02] Saki
    What is this situation?
[12:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan, are you all right?
[12:18] Saki
    Quit asking me every time!
[12:21] Naoya
    Okay, once more.
[12:26] Naoya
    Minase-san, how was that?
[12:28] Nagisa
    I-I'm embarrassed, but I'm really happy.
[12:34] Saki
    Naoya!
[12:37] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[12:38] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[12:41] Nagisa
    H-Hold me tighter.
[12:45] Naoya
    All right.
[12:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's...
[12:48] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's curvy body
    is bewitching my Naoya.
[12:55] Nagisa
    You're so warm.
[12:57] Naoya
    So are you.
[12:58] Saki
    I-I can't stand being made to watch this.
[13:03] Saki
    I can't, and yet...
[13:05] Saki
    I can't look away!
[13:08] Saki
    And I'm feeling kinda excited!
[13:11] Saki
    Wait... What?
[13:13] Saki
    What is this?
[13:14] Saki
    Am I messed up?
[13:16] Saki
    Naoya's in love with another girl,
[13:19] Saki
    and I'm so...
[13:21] Saki
    No...
[13:22] Saki
    Is this the so-called NTR fetish
    I've heard about?!
[13:30] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:33] Saki
    N-No way...
[13:34] Saki
    I can't believe it.
[13:36] Saki
    There's no way I have such a twisted kink.
[13:42] Saki
    I'm just getting worked up because I don't
    see a guy and a girl hugging very often.
[13:48] Saki
    I'm not feeling things because Nagisa-chan
    might take Naoya away from me.
[13:54] Nagisa
    I...
[13:58] Naoya
    A-Are you all right?
[14:00] Nagisa
    That was a little too much for my heart...
[14:13] Nagisa
    I'm about to get NTR'd for real!
[14:17] Naoya
    Are you sure you're okay?
[14:18] Nagisa
    Y-Yes, I'm fine.
[14:21] Saki
    Wait, really?
[14:23] Saki
    While I'm still watching?
[14:25] Saki
    You're actually gonna do it?
[14:26] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[14:27] Saki
    Wh-Wh-What happens if I don't stop them?
[14:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[14:32] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[14:34] Saki
    How much are they going to make me see?!
[14:52] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[14:55] Saki
    I definitely can't!
[15:01] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[15:03] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, you pervert.
[15:06] Nagisa
    Why?!
SIGN    Seriously, an NTR fetish, though? No way.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Seriously,
    an NTR fetish,
    though? No way
SIGN    Sakisaki...?
SIGN    What's
     NTR?
[15:12] Shino
    What's a NTR?
[15:15] Mirika
    Wow, for real?
[15:18] Mirika
    You did 100 gacha pulls and
    didn't get a single SSR?
[15:23] Naoya
    Uh, yeah.
[15:25] Mirika
    That's actually pretty rare in itself.
[15:27] Mirika
    Wow!
[15:28] Saki
    Milika's offensive is getting
    more aggressive by the day.
[15:32] Mirika
    Do you have any hobbies or anything, Naoya?
[15:35] Naoya
    Eh?
[15:36] Mirika
    A hobby.
[15:37] Saki
    Get away, Milika!
[15:40] Naoya
    Nah, nothing in particular.
[15:42] Naoya
    I'm always studying whenever I have time.
[15:44] Mirika
    That's awesome.
[15:46] Mirika
    Maybe I should get you to
    help me study sometime.
[15:49] Saki
    Just so you know, Naoya's grades aren't
    that good, considering how much he studies.
[15:55] Naoya
    I've never been in the top five in class.
[15:59] Mirika
    Really?
[16:04] Mirika
    And yet he works so hard.
[16:10] Mirika
    That's so badass.
[16:13] Saki
    Pigtails here is so damn easy!
[16:18] Saki
    Now, go away!
[16:21] Saki
    Get inside, Naoya!
[16:23] Naoya
    R-Right...
[16:34] Saki
    Milika's so persistent.
[16:36] Nagisa
    Welcome home.
SIGN    ° They walk home separately
[16:39] Nagisa
    What's wrong, Naoya-kun?
[16:42] Naoya
    It's just something I noticed...
[16:44] Naoya
    Rather, something I've been
    thinking about lately.
[16:47] Naoya
    Like, I know there's no way.
[16:50] Naoya
    How self-absorbed can I be, right? But...
[16:56] Naoya
    Do you think Milika-san might be...
[16:59] Naoya
    attracted to me?
[17:08] Saki
    Time out!
[17:09] Nagisa
    Time out?
[17:13] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[17:18] Saki
    This is bad.
[17:19] Saki
    If Naoya finds out about Milika's feelings...
[17:22] Saki
    It'll increase the chances
    that he'll three-time us.
[17:25] Nagisa
    I-I guess...
[17:28] Nagisa
    I think you're right.
[17:30] Saki
    Which means what we have to do is
[17:33] ---
    fool him to the best of our ability.
[17:35] Nagisa
    Y-Yes!
[17:37] Saki
    Okay, Naoya.
[17:39] Saki
    I'll be brutally honest.
[17:42] Saki
    You're full of yourself.
[17:46] Saki
    Maybe it's because Nagisa-chan
    confessed to you,
[17:50] ---
    but you've totally got the wrong idea.
[17:53] Saki
    You're...
[17:56] Saki
    average!
[18:00] Saki
    You're not particularly good-looking.
[18:02] Saki
    You don't have any talent.
[18:04] Saki
    You're just a strait-laced bastard.
[18:06] Saki
    Do you really think you'd be so popular?!
[18:09] Naoya
    T-True!
[18:12] Saki
    What happened with me and
    Nagisa-chan was a fluke.
[18:16] Saki
    We just happened to like you.
[18:17] Saki
    You got lucky.
[18:19] Saki
    Know your place.
[18:21] Naoya
    B-But in that case...
[18:23] Naoya
    Is the reason Milika-san's always
    blushing when she's around me...
[18:30] Saki
    She's in heat.
[18:36] Naoya
    In heat?!
[18:38] Saki
    Milika's absolutely in heat right now.
[18:42] Saki
    She can't control her libido.
SIGN    In Heat
[18:45] Saki
    In other words, you aren't special to her.
[18:50] Saki
    She's just being controlled by her lust.
SIGN    Just wants to do someone!
[18:54] Saki
    She just wants to do someone,
    and it doesn't matter who!
[18:59] Naoya
    Hang on...
[19:00] Naoya
    Is that a thing?
[19:03] Saki
    It is.
[19:05] Saki
    It's a thing that happens
    to girls occasionally.
[19:08] Nagisa
    That's such BS!
[19:10] Naoya
    I-I never knew.
[19:12] Nagisa
    He's too trusting!
[19:15] Naoya
    That's true.
[19:16] Naoya
    It was kind of weird that she'd
    blush no matter what I'd say.
[19:21] Saki
    Looks like you understand.
[19:23] Saki
    Actually, he's just gullible.
[19:26] Naoya
    Does that mean...
[19:27] Naoya
    it happens to you two sometimes, too?
[19:32] Saki
    W-Well...
[19:34] Saki
    How horny you get depends
    on how big your boobs are.
[19:37] Saki
    So I'm in the clear.
[19:39] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[19:41] Naoya
    Does that mean you're...
[19:44] Nagisa
    Wait...
[19:47] Nagisa
    Um... Naoya-kun...
[19:51] Naoya
    If you're ever in heat, let me know.
    Please don't deal with it yourself.
[19:57] Naoya
    Judging from how Milika-san's acting,
     it seems really rough.
[20:01] Nagisa
    Um...
[20:02] Naoya
    It must be brutal for you, too.
[20:06] Naoya
    I don't know what I can do for you,
    but we can overcome it together.
[20:10] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[20:13] Saki
    Just BS him!
[20:19] Nagisa
    Okay, I'll be c-counting
    on you when it happens.
[20:24] Naoya
    Okay, I'll do my best.
[20:27] Nagisa
    What are you even making me say?!
[20:29] Saki
    My bad.
[20:31] Naoya
    You're right, though, come to think of it.
[20:35] Naoya
    There's no way she would have been attracted
    to a guy who's going out with two girls.
[20:39] Saki
    Indeed, that is correct.
[20:41] Naoya
    I was like, what would
    I do if she did like me?
[20:46] Saki
    Silly you, Naoya.
[20:54] Mirika
    Naoya!
[20:57] Saki
    Eugh...
[20:58] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[21:00] Saki
    You're so persistent.
[21:01] Mirika
    Studying again?
[21:04] Naoya
    Uh, yeah.
[21:07] Mirika
    Naoya's so hard-working.
[21:11] Saki
    This enormo-racked floozy...
[21:14] Saki
    I convinced Naoya yesterday, though.
[21:17] Saki
    It should be all right.
[21:20] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[21:22] Mirika
    M-Maybe I should get you to teach me.
[21:26] Mirika
    Oh, do you have time after school today?
[21:29] Naoya
    Milika-san!
[21:31] Naoya
    There's something I need to apologize for.
[21:37] Mirika
    What do you need to apologize for?
[21:41] Saki
    N-Naoya...
[21:42] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[21:46] ---
    I...
[21:48] Naoya
    I thought you might have a crush on me.
[21:56] Naoya
    Sorry.
[21:59] Naoya
    You might have a crush on me...
[22:01] Naoya
    You might have a crush on me...
    You might have a crush on me...
[22:03] Naoya
    You might have a crush on me...
[22:04] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[22:06] Saki
    Don't say it!
[22:08] Mirika
    Me? Have a c-c-crush on you?
[22:18] Mirika
    C-Come here!
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    "The Tsun's Dere Gets Outed"
[23:57] A
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Do you eat fried eggs with
    Worcestershire sauce or soy sauce?
[24:00] Nagisa
    I like both.
[24:01] Saki
    Soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, salt,
    mayonnaise, it's all good!
[24:04] Saki
    Fried eggs for the win!
[24:05] Saki
    Fried eggs are godly!
[24:05] Nagisa
    Saki-san's broken!
[24:05] Saki
    Fried eggs for president!
[24:07] Naoya
    Saki-chan can find a way to enjoy any meal.
[24:07] Saki
    Fried eggs are king!
[24:09] Nagisa
    This is her normal state?!

Season 1

E9 - The Tsun's Dere Gets Outed

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[00:00] Saki
    After all the hints Milika's dropped
    on Naoya, he's finally figured it out!
[00:06] Saki
    "Do you think Milika-san
    might be attracted to me?"
[00:09] Saki
    He actually said that!
[00:11] Saki
    This is bad.
[00:12] Saki
    We had to prevent him from three-timing us,
[00:14] ---
    so Nagisa-chan and I told
    him that Milika's in heat.
[00:19] Saki
    He bought it for a while, but...
[00:22] Saki
    The next day, Naoya was like...
[00:25] Saki
    "I thought you might have
    a crush on me. Sorry."
[00:28] Saki
    Right to Milika's face!
[00:31] Saki
    Milika turned red because he'd seen through her,
    and she dragged Naoya out of class.
[00:35] Saki
    Damn it, what's going to happen now?!
[01:00] Saki
    What do you think you're doing,
     holding his hand?
[01:13] Mirika
    Wh-Why?
[01:15] Mirika
    Why does he know I like him?
[01:21] Mirika
    How did he find out?!
[01:24] Saki
    She's so easy to read.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    "The Tsun's Dere Gets Outed"
[03:03] Mirika
    Wh-Why did you think I would...
[03:09] Naoya
    Yeah, that's the thing.
[03:11] Naoya
    Your face is red all the time
    when you're around me.
[03:15] Naoya
    And you've been acting weird.
[03:18] Mirika
    No way!
[03:20] Saki
    Is she slow?
[03:21] Naoya
    So I mistakenly got the impression
    that you might like me.
[03:27] Mirika
    Damn it!
[03:36] Mirika
    Wait, huh?
[03:38] Mirika
    Why would you say "mistakenly"?
[03:43] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[03:44] Naoya
    I just wasn't aware.
[03:46] Mirika
    A-Aware of what?
[03:50] Naoya
    Saki-chan told me it's something
    that happens to girls sometimes.
[04:00] Mirika
    Hey, what did you tell him?
[04:09] Naoya
    So...
[04:10] Naoya
    In other words...
[04:12] Naoya
    You're just horny, and it
    doesn't matter who, right?
[04:16] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    In Heat
[04:18] Naoya
    You're just in heat, and you
    can't control your urges.
[04:21] Naoya
    And you just want to have sex
    with whomever you can, right?
[04:28] Mirika
    You idiot!
[04:30] Mirika
    What kind of bullshit is that?!
[04:32] Mirika
    You have to be stupid to say that,
    let alone believe it!
[04:40] Saki
    Naoya, Milika's embarrassed
    about being in heat.
[04:43] Saki
    She's lying.
[04:45] Naoya
    I thought so!
[04:46] Mirika
    Come on, cut it out already!
[04:48] Mirika
    I'm not in heat!
[04:51] Naoya
    Then...
[04:53] Naoya
    Why's your face red?
[04:57] Mirika
    Should I be honest and tell him I like him?
[05:00] Mirika
    Although I don't think it would
    work out if I told him now.
[05:07] Naoya
    Wait, do you actually like me?
[05:10] Naoya
    But there's no way you'd fall
    for a two-timer like me.
[05:17] Naoya
    Objectively speaking,
    I think I'm a crappy guy.
[05:21] Mirika
    W-Well, I mean...
[05:24] Mirika
    B-But y-you aren't th-that bad, I don't think.
[05:32] Naoya
    Thanks. But you wouldn't fall for me, would you?
[05:35] Mirika
    W-Well...
[05:37] Naoya
    You'd have to be pretty messed up to fall
    for a guy who's got two girlfriends.
[05:42] Naoya
    You don't seem like that kind of person.
[05:46] Saki
    And you're a pretty messed-up
    judge of character.
[05:49] Naoya
    Or...
[05:50] Naoya
    Are you actually messed up?
[05:52] Mirika
    I'm not messed up!
[05:53] Naoya
    So you're just in heat, then?
[05:56] Mirika
    Is that all you can come up with?!
[05:58] Saki
    Why not just say you're in heat?
[06:00] Mirika
    I'll beat your face in!
[06:05] Mirika
    O-Oh!
[06:07] Mirika
    I-I have a bit of a cold.
[06:10] Naoya
    You seem pretty well for someone with a cold.
[06:13] Mirika
    Now you're being perceptive?
[06:16] Saki
    Jeez, Naoya...
[06:19] Saki
    It's embarrassing to have
    to admit to being in heat.
[06:21] Saki
    Try to understand.
[06:24] Mirika
    What are you whispering about?
[06:27] Naoya
    I... I see.
[06:30] Naoya
    Yeah.
[06:31] Naoya
    You have a cold.
[06:33] Mirika
    S-Something's not right here.
[06:37] Naoya
    Oh, but I'll help you find a boyfriend
    to pay you back for your tent.
[06:41] Mirika
    Huh?
[06:42] Mirika
    I-I don't really want you to do that.
[06:45] Naoya
    Then you can find some relief with him.
[06:49] Mirika
    So you do think I'm in heat!
[06:55] Mirika
    I-I don't care anymore, damn it!
[06:59] Mirika
    B-By the way...
[07:03] Mirika
    If I did happen to like you,
    what would you have done?
[07:12] Naoya
    I'd be flustered, to be honest.
[07:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan and Minase-san
[07:20] Naoya
    put up with my request
    to date both of them.
[07:23] Naoya
    I've started to realize how difficult
    this relationship is.
[07:26] Naoya
    But I want to take good care of them.
[07:28] Naoya
    I want to make them happy.
[07:31] Naoya
    I think doing anything with any other
    girl is out of the question for me.
[07:36] Naoya
    I'd turn you down and have you give up.
[07:47] Mirika
    O-Of course you would.
[07:54] Mirika
    Anyway, get back to class.
[07:58] Mirika
    Hurry up and go.
[08:00] Naoya
    R-Right...
[08:12] Mirika
    I can't find a way in.
[08:14] Mirika
    And he's even talking about
    helping me find a boyfriend.
[08:17] Mirika
    He has no interest in me as a
    potential girlfriend, does he?
[08:25] Mirika
    So what if he doesn't?!
[08:27] Mirika
    I am the Milika-sama!
[08:29] Mirika
    I wasn't doing well on
    MeTube at first, either,
[08:34] Mirika
    but now I'm killing it!
[08:37] Mirika
    There's no reason I can't
    make Naoya fall for me.
[08:43] Mirika
    I'll use any means necessary.
[08:46] Mirika
    I'll keep trying as many times as I need to.
[08:57] Saki
    That's the end of that.
[09:00] Naoya
    Yeah.
[09:03] Saki
    I don't think Milika's going
    to have a chance with Naoya.
[09:09] Mirika
    Naoya!
[09:22] Mirika
    You know, Naoya... I like you.
[09:40] Shino
    What?
[09:42] Shino
    Huh?
[09:44] Naoya
    Me? Huh?
[09:46] Mirika
    That's right. Remember that.
[09:49] Naoya
    J-Just a second.
[09:51] Naoya
    I think I misheard something.
[09:53] Naoya
    Could you say that again?
[09:55] Mirika
    What?!
[09:57] Mirika
    You definitely heard me!
[09:58] Naoya
    There's no way I heard that correctly.
[10:05] Mirika
    I-I said...
[10:13] Mirika
    I-I...
[10:17] Mirika
    l-l-l-like you, Naoya.
[10:23] Naoya
    I did hear that correctly!
[10:25] Saki
    He's humiliating her.
[10:28] Naoya
    Wh-What do you mean?!
[10:30] Mirika
    I-I mean...
[10:34] Mirika
    Ah, screw this!
[10:39] Mirika
    Come here!
[10:42] Saki
    Hey!
[10:51] Shino
    Sakisaki...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[10:53] Saki
    Damn it, where are they going this time?!
[11:07] Saki
    What do you think you're doing, Milika?
[11:11] Mirika
    I realized that this is the way I fight.
[11:15] Mirika
    I-I'm not afraid of being
    embarrassed or confessing.
[11:20] Nagisa
    She was super embarrassed earlier.
[11:24] Mirika
    Anyway, I'm not going to ask you
    to go out with me immediately.
[11:28] Mirika
    I'm just going to keep hitting
    on you until you fall for me.
[11:36] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[11:37] Naoya
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[11:39] Mirika
    Why not?!
[11:41] Naoya
    I mean, you said there's no way
    you'd fall for a two-timer, right?
[11:46] Mirika
    Y-You're just assuming that.
[11:50] Naoya
    Wait...
[11:52] Naoya
    Why do you like me, anyway?
[11:58] Mirika
    Y-You were attractive.
[12:00] Naoya
    The way I'm two-timing?!
[12:02] Mirika
    Of course not!
[12:04] Naoya
    How, then?
[12:06] Mirika
    Th-The way... the other day...
[12:12] Naoya
    I'll protect her now!
[12:14] (Flashback) Mirika
    ...you saved me from Dad.
[12:17] Mirika
    That was attractive.
[12:19] Naoya
    Don't you think you're too easy?!
[12:20] Mirika
    Shut up!
[12:22] Naoya
    Anyone would have helped
    you in that situation.
[12:25] Naoya
    You can't go falling in
    love just because of that!
[12:27] Mirika
    That's not true!
[12:30] Mirika
    B-Besides, it's not just that.
[12:34] Mirika
    You tried to pay one million
    yen for Saki and Nagisa.
[12:38] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'll work to make the money.
[12:40] Naoya
    Anyone would do that!
[12:41] Mirika
    No, they wouldn't!
[12:44] Mirika
    You're so weird, Naoya.
[12:46] Naoya
    Isn't it weirder to like someone
    who's going out with two girls?
[12:50] Mirika
    Yeah, you're right!
[12:53] Mirika
    But no matter what you say,
    it's a fact that I like you!
[12:59] Mirika
    I've fallen for a guy who's a
    straight-up, blatant two-timer!
[13:07] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[13:09] Naoya
    I have my hands full trying to make sure
    Saki-chan and Minase-san are happy.
[13:15] Naoya
    Sorry.
[13:16] Naoya
    I want you to give up.
[13:26] Mirika
    No way!
[13:29] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[13:30] Saki
    Naoya!
[13:32] Mirika
    It's my own business if I like you!
[13:36] Nagisa
    M-Milika-san, violence is wrong.
[13:38] Saki
    I'm not going to sit here and
    watch if you lay a hand on him.
[13:42] Naoya
    I'll help you find a boyfriend!
[13:44] Mirika
    You really don't get it, do you?
[13:49] Mirika
    My mind's filled with thoughts
     of you right now.
[13:54] Mirika
    I'm thinking about you all day,
     from morning to night.
[13:57] Mirika
    At home, at school,
    when I'm recording videos...
[14:01] Mirika
    I'm always wondering what you're doing.
[14:04] Mirika
    I want to know what you're thinking about.
[14:06] Mirika
    Thinking about you having fun with
    Saki and Nagisa makes me pissed...
[14:11] Mirika
    and l-lonely.
[14:16] Mirika
    Oh, damn it!
[14:47] Mirika
    M-Maybe now you'll have a hard
    time not thinking about me, too.
[14:54] Mirika
    S-Serves you right.
[14:59] Mirika
    Th-That was my first kiss, by the way!
[15:04] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[15:07] Mirika
    By the way, just so you know...
[15:10] Mirika
    I'm not going to be in a relationship
    with the three of you.
[15:13] Mirika
    If you ever decide to go out with me,
    you'd better dump Saki and Nagisa first.
[15:18] Mirika
    I'm going to have you to myself!
[15:21] Mirika
    B-Bye!
[15:31] Shino
    Sakisaki's being two-timed?
[15:37] Mirika
    I didn't just c-c-c-c-c-c-confess,
    I k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kissed him, too!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[15:55] Saki
    Naoya got kissed by Milika, huh?
[15:59] Nagisa
    He sure did.
[16:05] Saki
    How does it feel to be kissed by another
    girl in front of your own girlfriends?
[16:12] Saki
    For your information, it makes me really sad.
[16:17] Naoya
    I feel really uneasy.
[16:20] Saki
    I'm supposed to be your girlfriend, Naoya.
[16:25] Saki
    You tell me you want to date
    another girl at the same time.
[16:28] Saki
    And another girl takes your first kiss.
[16:32] Saki
    Have I done something to deserve this?
[16:39] Saki
    Is it because I have small boobs?
[16:45] Nagisa
    Saki-san told me she hadn't kissed you yet.
[16:53] (Flashback) Saki
    We haven't kissed or anything yet.
[16:56] Nagisa
    I never thought about doing it
    behind her back or anything.
[17:01] Nagisa
    But I fantasized about being your first.
[17:08] Nagisa
    It was such a fleeting dream.
[17:26] Naoya
    I'm really flustered about
    this situation myself.
[17:32] Naoya
    But, uh...
[17:34] Naoya
    Wanna kiss?
[17:37] Saki
    Like hell I do!
[17:40] Saki
    You drive me nuts.
[17:43] Naoya
    Wh-What about you, Minase-san?
[17:48] Nagisa
    I don't want to right now.
[17:51] Nagisa
    I'm shocked that Milika-san
    kissed you first,
[17:55] ---
    but I don't want a kiss
    just to make up for it.
[17:57] Saki
    Exactly!
[17:58] Saki
    What's the point of kissing right now?
[18:01] Naoya
    But this situation is...
[18:03] Saki
    Then let me ask you...
[18:06] Saki
    Did it turn you on when Milika kissed you?
[18:09] Naoya
    Turn me on?
[18:11] Saki
    That's right.
[18:12] Saki
    Did it get your heart racing
    for her when she kissed you?
[18:14] Saki
    Did it make you want to do
    naughty things with her?
[18:17] Naoya
    No, I was too surprised to...
[18:20] Saki
    Right?
[18:22] Saki
    A kiss without the right mood
    or feeling is worthless!
[18:26] Nagisa
    Sh-She's right!
[18:28] Naoya
    Th-That's true.
[18:31] Naoya
    But then why are you both so depressed?
[18:36] Saki
    That's that, and this is this.
[18:39] Saki
    We have to have a memorable kiss, especially
    if I'm going to compete against Milika.
[18:46] Naoya
    That's so hard.
[18:48] Saki
    We're doing it anyway!
[18:49] Saki
    My first kiss with you only
    comes once in our lifetimes.
[18:55] Saki
    You've liked me since elementary
    school, haven't you?
[18:59] Saki
    You have years of
    pent-up feelings, don't you?
[19:02] Saki
    It's when you find out you really
    love me and that you think I'm cute
[19:11] Saki
    and when I'm really in love with you...
[19:15] Saki
    That's when we're supposed to kiss!
    When we're really excited!
[19:27] Saki
    And then...
[19:33] Saki
    I'm going to make you so worked up,
     you'll never forget it.
[19:41] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:43] Nagisa
    M-Me, too.
[19:45] Nagisa
    I'm shocked about what
    happened with Milika-san.
[19:47] Nagisa
    But when we kiss,
[19:50] ---
    I want it to be when you want me really bad.
[19:54] Nagisa
    Then we can kiss, and we can do even more!
[19:59] Saki
    Hey! That's enough!
[20:05] Naoya
    You guys...
[20:11] Saki
    Naoya?
[20:12] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[20:16] Naoya
    You guys...
[20:18] Naoya
    I'm sorry.
[20:20] Naoya
    I didn't understand what a
    kiss means to either of you.
[20:27] Naoya
    I'm so stupid.
[20:29] Naoya
    I've finally thought of one
    thing I can do for you.
[20:34] Saki
    Y-You're bleeding...
[20:36] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[20:39] Nagisa
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[20:41] Saki
    I don't care, just put
    pressure on your wound!
[20:44] Naoya
    Sorry.
[20:45] Saki
    Sheesh.
[20:49] Naoya
    It's not about dealing with Milika-san.
[20:52] Naoya
    More than anything,
    I have to cherish you two.
[20:55] Naoya
    I have to get closer to you.
[20:58] Naoya
    That's what I've always had to do.
[21:00] Naoya
    It has to be so much that if Milika-san
    saw us, she'd want to give up.
[21:06] Naoya
    More than anything,
    I want to become that way.
[21:14] Naoya
    I love you two.
[21:20] Nagisa
    Th-That shocked me.
[21:22] Saki
    I-It's been a while since
    I've heard that. I feel awkward.
[21:26] Naoya
    In order for us to get closer,
    we have to gain experience
[21:30] ---
    to learn how we react to
    things and how we feel
[21:34] ---
    about things in all kinds of situations.
[21:37] Naoya
    In other words...
[21:40] Naoya
    First, let's go out on a date.
[21:43] Saki
    That's right, we haven't done that!
[21:45] Nagisa
    We had so much going on.
[21:47] Naoya
    I think it's important to go back to basics.
[21:50] Saki
    Yeah, that's true.
[21:52] Nagisa
    For sure.
[21:54] Naoya
    So is there anything
    particular you want to do?
[21:58] Saki
    Um...
[21:59] Nagisa
    Let's see...
[22:01] Saki
    A date at a hot spring.
[22:04] Naoya
    A hot spring?!
[22:05] Nagisa
    Already?!
[22:10] Naoya
    I-I'll figure it out.
[22:13] Saki
    Really? Woo-hoo!
[22:15] Nagisa
    I-I wouldn't mind going somewhere nearby.
[22:18] Saki
    Hot springs! I can't wait!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:21] Saki
    Hot springs...
[22:22] Saki
    The epitome of healing.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    "Can't Wait for the Hot Springs"
[23:57] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Is it the beach or the mountains in summer?
[24:00] Mirika
    The beach.
[24:00] Mirika
    I can put on my swimsuit
    and seduce Naoya all day.
[24:02] Saki
    Mountains.
[24:03] Saki
    Naoya, we have to go forest
    bathing and cleanse our souls.
[24:06] Mirika
    I'll wear my swimsuit in the mountains, then!
[24:08] Naoya
    Forest bathing in a swimsuit...
[24:09] Saki
    Cleanse your soul!

Season 1

E10 - Can't Wait for the Hot Springs

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[00:01] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[00:03] Nagisa
    I can't get Naoya-kun and Milika-san's
    kissing scene out of my head.
[00:10] Saki
    Neither can I.
[00:11] Saki
    Damn her jumbo tits!
[00:13] Saki
    She took Naoya's first kiss!
[00:16] Saki
    His kiss...
[00:22] Saki
    No.
[00:24] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[00:28] Saki
    We can't just sit here and mope.
[00:30] Saki
    We need to make sure Milika
    doesn't get close to him.
[00:32] Saki
    We're going to make the
    hot springs retreat work!
[00:36] Nagisa
    R-Right!
[00:44] Saki
    All right, school's out.
[00:46] Saki
    Let's go, Naoya.
[00:48] Saki
    We gotta shop for our trip.
[00:49] Naoya
    Yeah, let's go.
[00:51] Saki
    Let's see, what do we need?
[00:55] Shino
    H-Hey, Mukai-kun...
[00:57] Naoya
    Eh?
[00:59] Shino
    Can we talk later?
[01:02] Naoya
    Who, me?
[01:03] Shino
    See...
[01:04] Saki
    Yeah, whatever. You can think
    about it when you get back.
[01:06] Saki
    Come on!
[01:07] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[01:08] Saki
    Hurry up!
[01:12] Saki
    All right, there's lots to buy.
[01:15] Saki
    New clothes, new underwear...
[01:18] Saki
    What else do we need?
[01:20] Naoya
    You're sure into this, Saki-chan.
[01:22] Saki
    Yup.
[01:23] Saki
    Things have kind of sucked lately.
[01:26] Saki
    I'm looking forward to getting away.
[01:28] Naoya
    Wh-What do you mean, things have sucked?
[01:31] Saki
    That Milika kissed you.
[01:35] Naoya
    I'm really sorry for
    having let my guard down.
[01:40] Saki
    Ugh, gross!
[01:41] Saki
    Kissing and stuff...
[01:43] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[01:45] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[01:46] Saki
    We'll make it a chill,
    fun time at the hot springs.
[01:50] Saki
    Just chilling.
[01:52] Nagisa
    Uh, right...
[01:54] Saki
    All right, let's all buy what we need!
[01:57] Naoya
    Got it.
[01:58] Naoya
    What are you going to buy?
[01:59] Saki
    What should I get?
[02:00] Naoya
    What? What?
[02:02] Naoya
    Tell me, Saki-chan!
[02:05] Mirika
    What's their scheme this time?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    "Can't Wait for the Hot Springs"
[03:40] ---
    Mom, buy me some candy.
[03:45] Nagisa
    A hot springs trip with Naoya-kun, huh?
[03:50] Nagisa
    Saki-san said it'd be chill, but it's an
    opportunity to get close to Naoya-kun.
[03:58] Nagisa
    Milika-san kissed him first, and she
    refuses to join our relationship.
[04:04] Nagisa
    She said she's going to
    make him choose her alone.
[04:08] Nagisa
    I need to really put my mind to this.
[04:14] Nagisa
    I might even lose our current
    relationship with the three of us.
[04:19] Nagisa
    But if it does work out,
[04:23] ---
    maybe I'll get to kiss him on our trip, too.
[04:28] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[04:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Mint Flavor
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Grapefruit Flavor
SIGN    Sparkling Flavor!
    Shine Gummies
[04:47] Nagisa
    Th-These are...
[04:51] Nagisa
    I-If it really comes down to it,
    these will help a lot.
SIGN    Breathe Clean
SIGN    Fresh Breath
SIGN    Grapefruit Flavor
SIGN    Spreads refreshment through your mouth!
[04:59] Nagisa
    But... But...
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Mint Flavor
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Grapefruit Flavor
SIGN    Sparkling Flavor!
    Shine Gummies
[05:09] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[05:11] Saki
    N-Nagisa-chan...
[05:14] Nagisa
    She said it would be chill!
[05:16] Saki
    I told her!
[05:20] Saki
    But she's totally going to go for it!
[05:20] Saki
    But she's totally going to go for it!
[05:23] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san... Um...
[05:26] Saki
    Er, of course, right?
[05:29] Saki
    It's fine.
[05:30] Saki
    You're Naoya's girlfriend,
    too, after all, right?
[05:33] Saki
    It's not about the snacks, right?
[05:35] Nagisa
    Um...
[05:36] Saki
    Sheesh, seriously...
[05:44] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san!
[05:47] Saki
    Yeah, I tried to get ahead! I did!
[05:51] Nagisa
    So honest!
[05:53] Saki
    I thought you'd stay put
    if I just told you to...
[05:58] Saki
    And I was hoping to kiss him first and
    revel in my own sense of superiority!
[06:06] Saki
    But of course you'd make
    a move in this situation.
[06:10] Saki
    I have transgressed!
[06:13] Nagisa
    N-No, I'd forgotten to
    think about how you'd feel.
[06:18] Nagisa
    You ought to kiss him first, Saki-san.
[06:21] Saki
    Huh?
[06:22] Saki
    No, you don't need to go out of
    your way for someone like me.
[06:26] Saki
    Milika's already kissed him, anyway.
[06:28] Nagisa
    But...
[06:30] Saki
    So even if you get ahead of me,
    even though he was my boyfriend first...
SIGN    Gloom
[06:44] Saki
    This is so miserable.
[06:48] Saki
    B-But it's not anything
    you need to worry about.
[06:52] Nagisa
    No.
[06:55] Nagisa
    I've made up my mind.
[06:56] Nagisa
    I'm going to support you during our trip.
[07:00] Saki
    Support me?
[07:02] Saki
    Again, you don't need to...
[07:05] Nagisa
    If I kissed him first...
[07:09] Saki
    If you kissed him first?
[07:11] Nagisa
    I don't know how I'd face you!
[07:17] Nagisa
    So don't mind me.
[07:19] Nagisa
    I know! Let's go shop for
    clothes to wear on the trip.
[07:23] Nagisa
    Come on.
[07:25] Saki
    Nagisa-chan?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[07:27] Saki
    We ended up...
[07:28] Nagisa
    ...forgetting to buy anything.
[07:31] ---
    Look at that! Isn't it cute?
[07:38] ---
    Hawaii
[07:41] Nagisa
    Wh-What do you think?
[07:44] Saki
    Lame.
[07:46] Saki
    Uh, yeah.
[07:47] Nagisa
    Huh?
[07:48] Saki
    I-I don't know.
[07:49] Nagisa
    I'm choosing weird clothes on purpose!
[07:52] Nagisa
    So that I can make you look better!
[07:56] Saki
    You don't need to go that far.
[07:59] Nagisa
    I do!
[08:00] Nagisa
    Now it's your turn, Saki-san.
[08:03] Nagisa
    I'll choose something for you.
[08:05] Saki
    Uh, okay...
[08:15] Nagisa
    I chose something sexy for you.
[08:18] Saki
    Wait...
[08:20] Nagisa
    You look so good!
[08:22] Nagisa
    Really sexy!
[08:24] Saki
    No, it's actually... really tacky.
[08:28] Saki
    Do you have no fashion sense?
[08:30] Nagisa
    No way!
[08:32] Naoya
    Guys, have you decided what to buy?
[08:37] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[08:41] Naoya
    Is this a joke?
[08:42] Saki
    See?
[08:43] Naoya
    What?!
[08:49] Saki
    We're all set now.
[08:52] Saki
    We've been through so much.
[08:54] Saki
    I want to make this a good vacation.
[08:56] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[09:02] Naoya
    That's weird.
[09:04] Naoya
    I feel like I'm being watched by someone.
[09:09] Nagisa
    I'm going to have your back on this trip.
[09:13] Nagisa
    Make it happen.
[09:19] Saki
    Y-You know, though, Nagisa-chan...
[09:22] Saki
    Are you really sure?
[09:26] Nagisa
    Yes, of course.
[09:29] Saki
    You're such a good girl!
[09:32] Saki
    Fine.
[09:33] Saki
    Let's work together on this hot springs trip.
[09:36] Nagisa
    Yeah!
[09:37] Saki
    Huh? Naoya?
[09:39] Saki
    Naoya, what are you doing?
[09:42] Saki
    We're going inside.
[09:43] Naoya
    Oh, right.
[09:48] Saki
    I'm going to get closer
    to Naoya on this vacation.
[09:52] Nagisa
    What's important is for things
    to work out for Saki-san.
[09:56] Naoya
    I'm going to do everything
    I can for the two of them.
[09:59] Saki
    N-Nagisa-chan, I'll choose your
    clothes for you from now on.
[10:04] ---
    O-Okay...
[10:05] Mirika
    The three of them are going
    on a hot springs vacation?
[10:08] Mirika
    This is bullshit!
[10:10] Mirika
    Well, I'm going with them, obviously.
SIGN    Shino
SIGN    Calling
[10:26] Saki
    Shino? What's up?
[10:29] Shino
    It's not a big deal, but...
[10:33] Shino
    Uh...
[10:34] Shino
    You said you were going on a vacation.
[10:36] Saki
    Yeah.
[10:37] Saki
    I'm going to a hot spring
    with Naoya tomorrow.
[10:40] Saki
    It's in Hakone, and...
[10:46] Shino
    If he's really two-timing her...
[10:50] Shino
    I need to find out.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[10:53] Mirika
    So...
[10:54] Mirika
    Do I need my swimsuit?
[10:59] Shino
    Naoya, hurry!
[11:02] Naoya
    Thanks for waiting.
[11:04] Shino
    Man, I can't wait for the hot spring.
[11:07] Shino
    I'm going to have so much fun.
[11:08] Nagisa
    Same.
[11:10] Naoya
    You two... I have big news.
[11:12] Saki
    Wh-What? What's wrong?
[11:16] Naoya
    You're cute as hell.
[11:18] Saki
    You're welcome.
[11:28] Naoya
    I can't believe I'm going to a hot
    spring with two attractive people.
[11:32] Naoya
    I'm genuinely happy!
[11:34] Saki
    He's still saying it.
[11:36] Naoya
    And what makes me even happier is that
[11:38] ---
    you haven't blamed me at all for letting
    my guard down and letting Milika-san kiss me.
[11:42] Naoya
    Thanks for continuing this relationship.
[11:46] Naoya
    I want to make this a good vacation
    and become closer to you both.
[11:51] Naoya
    So much so that Milika-san
    will want to give up!
[11:54] Naoya
    That's how lovey-dovey I'll get with you two!
[11:57] Saki
    L-Lovey-dovey?
[12:00] Naoya
    Huh? That's not what you want?
[12:02] Saki
    No, it's just the way you said it...
[12:06] Naoya
    D-Did it make you hate me?
[12:11] Naoya
    Then I'll work really hard
    so you'll love me again!
[12:16] Saki
    No...
[12:17] Nagisa
    Wait...
[12:22] Saki
    I-I do love you.
[12:24] Naoya
    Thank goodness!
[12:25] Saki
    A-Also...
[12:28] Saki
    Just so you know, I need to
    stay ahead of Milika, too.
[12:32] Saki
    Milika isn't going to be with us on this trip.
[12:34] Saki
    So I'm going to work really hard on us!
[12:37] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[12:40] N
    Now arriving at the last stop, Hakone-Yumoto.
[12:44] Saki
    A-Anyway, we're arriving at the station.
[12:46] ---
    Please transfer here for the
    Hakone-Tozan Line bound for Gora.
[12:47] Naoya
    Right.
[12:50] Naoya
    I know!
[12:51] ---
    The doors on the right side will open.
[12:59] Naoya
    There's something I can do on this vacation
    to become closer to both of you,
[13:03] ---
    since we don't need to
    worry about being seen.
[13:14] A
    What the?
[13:15] B
    What's up with those three?
[13:15] Saki
    Naoya...
[13:16] C
    Seriously?
[13:16] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[13:17] D
    He's got two at once.
[13:19] E
    Is that a harem?
[13:20] Naoya
    I was so worried about our two-timing
    that I couldn't even do this before.
[13:25] Naoya
    I believe physical touch is an
    important form of communication!
[13:29] Saki
    B-But it's the three of us, in public...
[13:33] Naoya
    Don't worry.
[13:35] Naoya
    What happens in Hakone, stays in Hakone!
[13:37] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:38] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:39] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:40] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:41] Nagisa
    Are you sure?!
[13:44] Saki
    No way!
[13:46] Naoya
    Let's do everything we can so
    we aren't left with any regrets!
[13:51] Naoya
    Also, I don't have any more money.
[13:54] Naoya
    This is a pressing issue.
[13:56] Naoya
    What about you, Minase-san?
[13:58] Nagisa
    I-I'm not against it, but...
[14:01] Naoya
    All right, let's go.
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[14:27] Naoya
    Well, Saki-chan, Minase-san?
[14:30] Nagisa
    I'm happy, but...
[14:33] Saki
    This is embarrassing!
[14:35] Saki
    What about you, Naoya?
[14:37] Naoya
    Well...
[14:39] Naoya
    Your hands are so soft...
[14:42] Naoya
    and warm.
[14:44] Naoya
    The whole point of holding hands
    is to touch someone's skin.
[14:49] Naoya
    It's simply an act of flirtation.
[14:52] Saki
    I hate the way you describe it.
[14:56] Naoya
    And to do that in public, outside...
[15:00] Naoya
    Between three people, no less.
[15:03] Naoya
    The sheer depravity of it...
[15:07] Naoya
    It gets my heart racing.
[15:09] Saki
    Good for you.
[15:16] Saki
    Okay, we're almost at the hotel.
[15:20] Saki
    People are looking...
[15:22] Naoya
    There are a lot of people flirting, too.
[15:25] A
    Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
[15:27] B
    Oh, come on.
[15:28] A
    I can't wait to see our room.
[15:30] B
    You're so pretty.
[15:32] B
    Let's go at it really hard until morning
    once we get to the hotel.
[15:35] A
    You pervert!
[15:39] (Flashback) Saki
    Milika isn't going to be with us on this trip.
[15:42] (Flashback) Saki
    So I'm going to work really hard on us!
[15:45] Naoya
    Is that what you meant by "work really hard"?!
[15:47] Saki
    No, it's not!
[15:49] Saki
    I just meant I hope we can
    get closer so we can kiss!
[15:54] Nagisa
    Of course!
[15:55] Naoya
    Oh... I see.
[15:57] Naoya
    So you haven't thought about
    what we do after that, huh?
[16:01] Naoya
    We did promise not to do it.
[16:04] Saki
    Though, um, well...
[16:07] Saki
    I haven't not thought about that a little.
[16:24] Saki
    I actually said it.
[16:27] Saki
    I-It seems like something might
    happen on this trip!
[16:34] Naoya
    W-We're here.
[16:37] Saki
    Th-This inn seems nice.
[16:40] Nagisa
    It looks expensive.
[16:48] Naoya
    Should we go, then?
[16:50] Mirika
    You finally made it!
[16:51] Mirika
    Naoya!
[16:53] Naoya
    M-Milika-san!
[16:58] Saki
    You!
[16:59] Saki
    You followed us?!
[17:00] Mirika
    Of course I did.
[17:04] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[17:07] Saki
    Shino?!
[17:09] Mirika
    Who are you?
[17:11] Saki
    Shino... Why are you here?
[17:13] Naoya
    Are you on vacation, too? What a coincidence!
[17:16] Shino
    So Minase-san came along after all.
[17:19] Saki
    Sh-Shino...
[17:24] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[17:25] Shino
    He's two-timing you, isn't he?
[17:34] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?
[17:36] Saki
    She's going to out us.
[17:38] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[17:40] Mirika
    Huh? Hey!
[17:43] Nagisa
    I came here with Rika-san.
[17:46] Nagisa
    We just happened to run into Saki-san.
[17:49] Mirika
    Huh?
[17:51] Nagisa
    Isn't that right?
[17:53] Mirika
    What? What are you...
[17:58] Nagisa
    I won't tell anyone that you're a MeTuber.
[18:02] Mirika
    Totally! We came here together, right, Nagisa?
[18:06] Nagisa
    Right?
[18:07] Nagisa
    L-Let's go, Rika-san.
[18:09] Mirika
    Yeah!
[18:12] Shino
    H-Hey!
[18:15] Naoya
    Should we get going, then?
[18:17] Saki
    F-For sure!
[18:24] Saki
    Later!
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[18:31] Nagisa
    I want to hold hands, too...
[18:42] Mirika
    What do we do now?!
[18:45] Nagisa
    D-Dunno.
[18:52] Saki
    How did this happen?
[18:54] Naoya
    We might have to be honest
    about our relationship now.
[18:59] Saki
    I-I know, but...
[19:02] Saki
    But...
[19:04] Saki
    Wait, where's Nagisa-chan?
[19:08] Naoya
    It's from Minase-san.
[19:10] Naoya
    "It's going to be hard to explain
    if Shino-san sees us together again.
[19:17] Naoya
    I need to keep an eye on Milika-san, anyway.
[19:20] Naoya
    You two go ahead and enjoy this trip."
[19:26] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[19:28] Naoya
    I can't let this happen!
[19:33] Nagisa
    There's an outdoor bath
    in the room. It's so nice.
[19:37] Nagisa
    Let's enjoy it together.
[19:40] Mirika
    Jeez, who is she, even?
[19:43] Mirika
    I'm going to find an opportunity
    to sneak out and see Naoya.
[19:49] Nagisa
    I think she's Saki-san's friend.
[19:54] Nagisa
    Huh?
[19:56] Naoya
    Come on, let's go!
[19:58] Nagisa
    What's happening?!
[20:01] Mirika
    N-Naoya?!
[20:03] Naoya
    I mean, if you just go to our room,
     Shino-san might see us.
[20:09] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya?!
[20:10] Naoya
    So I went out the window and
    walked across the rooftops.
[20:14] Naoya
    It'll be okay now!
[20:15] Nagisa
    I'm not okay at all right now!
[20:19] Naoya
    The three of us came on this trip together!
[20:21] Naoya
    The three of us have to enjoy
    it together, or there's no point!
[20:24] Nagisa
    Yeah, I get that, but...
[20:28] Nagisa
    I'm n-naked!
[20:31] Naoya
    I know that!
[20:33] Nagisa
    I thought you didn't notice.
[20:36] Naoya
    I feel bad about it.
[20:38] Naoya
    But I can't just leave you.
[20:41] Naoya
    You're important to me.
[20:44] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[20:48] Nagisa
    B-But really, I'm all right.
[20:52] Naoya
    Wh-Why?!
[20:54] Nagisa
    You're really close...
[20:57] Naoya
    Please tell me.
[20:59] Nagisa
    No, uh, Naoya-kun...
[21:02] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[21:03] Nagisa
    We can't let her see us together.
[21:07] Naoya
    I'll figure it out.
[21:08] Nagisa
    There's also other stuff.
[21:11] Naoya
    No matter what reasons there may be,
     I still want to be with you.
[21:17] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[21:23] Nagisa
    I decided that I want to make sure this
    vacation works out for Saki-san first.
[21:32] Nagisa
    I'm sorry!
[21:43] Naoya
    M-Minase-san!
[21:45] Nagisa
    No, really...
[21:47] Nagisa
    Please don't mind me.
[21:53] Nagisa
    I'll be all right!
[21:56] Naoya
    M-Minase-san!
[22:07] Mirika
    How dare you get flirty in front of me?
[22:13] Mirika
    But this is an opportunity.
[22:22] Mirika
    I'm going to seduce the
    hell out of you, Naoya.
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[23:57] Mirika
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Do you do your summer homework
    at the beginning or the end of break?
[24:00] Saki
    At the end.
[24:01] Saki
    I have fun until I'm really screwed,
    then I finish it in a mad rush.
[24:04] Shino
    But the truth is?
[24:04] Saki
    I procrastinate on the sucky stuff.
[24:06] Saki
    Get it? Because I'm Saki.
[24:07] Shino
    It's easiest if you do a little bit every day.
[24:09] Shino
    Besides, the point of homework...
[24:10] Saki
    Get lost!

Season 1

E11 - Hot Spring Tropes

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[00:01] Shino
    My friend, Sakisaki, may be getting two-timed.
[00:05] Shino
    Such immorality can't be accepted.
[00:09] Shino
    If my friend is on the wrong course,
    it's up to me as her friend to stop her.
[00:15] Shino
    But in fact, she's being three-timed!
[00:17] Shino
    Not even two-timed, but three-timed?
[00:20] Shino
    What has been happening without my knowledge?!
[00:29] Naoya
    M-Milika-san...
[00:32] Naoya
    I need to talk to Minase-san!
[00:35] Naoya
    Let me go after her.
[00:38] Milika
    No way.
[00:40] Milika
    We're finally alone together, Naoya.
[00:44] Milika
    I'm going to seduce the hell out of you.
[00:47] Naoya
    What are you going to do?
[00:51] Milika
    I'm going to make you obsessed with me.
[00:55] Naoya
    You're not...
[00:56] Naoya
    going to show me your breasts
    or make me touch them, are you?!
[01:04] Milika
    That's for after we start going out!
[01:07] Milika
    How could I do that? That's embarrassing!
[01:10] Naoya
    But you said you were
    going to make me obsessed.
[01:12] Milika
    I-I was going to show off my cleavage!
[01:15] Naoya
    O-Oh...
[01:17] Naoya
    But you're all right with kissing?
[01:27] Milika
    Th-That was an exception.
[01:32] Milika
    How was it, anyway?
[01:34] Naoya
    How was what?
[01:36] Milika
    The kiss.
[01:37] Milika
    You couldn't stop thinking
    about me after that, could you?
[01:41] Milika
    D-Did it make your heart race
    every time you remembered it?
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[01:47] Naoya
    No... Well, it did surprise me.
[01:51] Milika
    Didn't it?
[01:54] Milika
    Th-That's it?
[01:56] Naoya
    Y-Yeah...
[02:02] Milika
    It was a kiss! A kiss!
[02:04] Milika
    It was my...
[02:06] ---
    My...
[02:11] Milika
    My first kiss!
[02:14] Milika
    All it did was surprise you?
[02:19] Naoya
    A-Anyway...
[02:21] Naoya
    I'm going to go after Minase-san.
[02:25] Milika
    In that case...
[02:26] Milika
    All right!
[02:27] Naoya
    I'm not letting you catch
    me off guard to kiss me!
[02:31] Milika
    Naoya, let's talk.
[02:34] Naoya
    Huh?
[02:35] Milika
    I want you to get to know me.
[02:37] Milika
    I won't do weird stuff to
    seduce you or anything.
[02:39] Milika
    You have to learn about me.
[02:41] Milika
    You have to take interest in me.
[02:43] Milika
    Otherwise, this'll never get anywhere.
[02:45] Milika
    Besides, I want to get to know you, too.
[02:50] Naoya
    Sorry, but I'm worried about Minase-san.
[02:53] Milika
    I-I get that, but...
[02:59] Milika
    W-Wait up.
[03:04] Naoya
    Milika-san?
[03:06] Milika
    Just a little, okay?
[03:10] Milika
    I'll do anything you ask next time.
[03:20] Naoya
    Then how about five minutes?
[03:23] Milika
    That's it?!
[03:26] Milika
    All right, though.
[03:29] Milika
    Okay, get in the bath.
[03:31] Naoya
    No, I'm wearing clothes!
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[05:06] Milika
    Okay, start.
[05:08] Milika
    Five minutes, right?
[05:12] Naoya
    You're close.
[05:13] Milika
    Don't sweat the little things.
[05:17] Milika
    Come to think of it, we haven't
    really introduced ourselves yet.
[05:21] Milika
    I'm Hoshizaki Rika.
[05:22] Milika
    High school student and MeTuber.
[05:25] Naoya
    I'm Mukai Naoya.
[05:27] Milika
    My favorite thing is myself.
[05:29] Milika
    What about you?
[05:32] Naoya
    What I like?
[05:35] Naoya
    Bananas, I guess?
[05:36] Milika
    Bananas?
[05:38] Milika
    Bananas...
[05:41] Milika
    That's so weird.
[05:43] Naoya
    Aren't bananas good, though?
[05:44] Milika
    They are, but is that really all?
[05:48] Milika
    What do you hate, then?
[05:50] Milika
    I hate studying for school,
    haters, and... oh, my dad.
[05:56] Naoya
    It's not a thing, but I hate regrets.
[06:00] Naoya
    So I try to live every day
    of my life to the fullest.
[06:06] Milika
    So cool!
[06:08] Milika
    What's your dream, then?
[06:09] Naoya
    Dreams?
[06:11] Milika
    My dream is to grow my
    MeTube channel even more,
[06:15] ---
    make more money, earn more fans,
[06:18] ---
    do something amazing,
    and leave my mark on the world.
[06:22] Naoya
    I...
[06:24] Naoya
    I haven't thought about it much before.
[06:27] Naoya
    But now, bringing happiness to
    Saki-chan and Minase-san is my dream.
[06:36] Milika
    I-I like that you're honest like that, too.
[06:40] Milika
    Although it's annoying.
[06:43] Milika
    Wait... I just said I like you!
[06:46] Milika
    I mean, I do, though.
[06:49] Milika
    Anyway, next. We're wasting time.
[06:51] Milika
    Do you have any siblings?
[06:53] Milika
    I have a kid sister.
[06:55] Milika
    She's a brat, though.
[06:56] Naoya
    I don't, but I kinda wish I did.
[06:59] Milika
    It's not bad, actually.
[07:02] Milika
    Where do you wish you could go?
[07:03] Milika
    I want to go to Hawaii.
[07:05] Naoya
    Anywhere that I don't have to fly to.
[07:07] Milika
    Are you scared of flying?
[07:09] Milika
    Let's see... What do you do in your spare time?
[07:13] Milika
    Other than studying.
[07:14] Milika
    I spend all my time on my videos.
[07:17] Milika
    My camping videos are doing well lately.
[07:21] Naoya
    I watch MeTube a lot.
[07:23] Milika
    Really? Which channels?
[07:25] Naoya
    Your videos, actually.
[07:29] Naoya
    Haven't I told you?
[07:31] Milika
    N-No, you did, but...
[07:34] Milika
    After all that happened,
    I thought you might not anymore.
[07:38] Naoya
    They're fun to watch.
[07:45] Milika
    Thanks.
[07:48] Milika
    I'm glad I got to talk to you, Naoya.
[07:56] Milika
    This is so much fun.
[08:08] Milika
    Aw, it's already been five minutes.
[08:11] Milika
    You can leave now. Go on.
[08:14] Naoya
    Right.
[08:27] Milika
    G-Get lost already!
[08:30] Naoya
    Sorry!
[08:33] Milika
    H-He saw me!
[08:38] Naoya
    I have to find Minase-san quick.
[09:01] Shino
    M-Mukai-kun?
[09:04] Naoya
    Sh-Shino-san...
[09:07] Naoya
    Oh! Can I say something?
[09:10] Naoya
    I...
[09:14] Naoya
    I-I can almost see you.
[09:18] Shino
    Pervert!
[09:21] Shino
    How did you fall into the women's baths?
[09:23] Naoya
    Oh, it was an accident!
[09:26] Shino
    Unbelievable.
[09:27] Shino
    I can't believe you're Sakisaki's boyfriend.
[09:30] Naoya
    I'm sorry.
[09:32] Naoya
    Thanks for being a good friend to Saki-chan.
[09:35] Shino
    Is now the time to say that?!
[09:36] Shino
    I thought you were more
    upright and studious.
[09:41] Naoya
    I'm not a liar!
[09:42] Shino
    And that you wouldn't barge
     into the women's baths!
[09:45] Shino
    But never mind that.
[09:54] Shino
    Mukai-kun, are you actually two-timing?
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[10:01] Milika
    I-It's locked!
[10:05] Saki
    Sheesh...
[10:06] Saki
    Naoya still isn't back.
[10:08] Saki
    I hope Nagisa-chan's all right.
[10:12] Saki
    Huh?
[10:14] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[10:16] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[10:17] Saki
    Have you seen Naoya?
[10:18] Nagisa
    W-Well, you see...
[10:21] Saki
    Nagisa-chan?
[10:23] Saki
    Wait, we can't let Shino see us talking.
[10:28] Saki
    Let's go somewhere else.
[10:31] Shino
    Well?
[10:32] Shino
    Are you two-timing her?
[10:34] Naoya
    I have to keep my promise to Saki-chan.
[10:36] Naoya
    I can't let her find out.
[10:40] Naoya
    I-I'm...
[10:42] Shino
    Well?
[10:45] Naoya
    L-Let me ask you, why do you care so much?
[10:51] Shino
    Listen.
[10:52] Shino
    Sakisaki is my friend.
[10:56] Shino
    If your friend was being two-timed,
    wouldn't you put a stop to it?
[11:00] Naoya
    Good point!
[11:03] Naoya
    That said, you could also argue that
    it's a matter of personal freedom.
[11:07] Shino
    That's true.
[11:08] Shino
    But not for Sakisaki.
[11:11] Naoya
    Why not?!
[11:13] Shino
    She's a bit of a pushover, you might say.
[11:17] Shino
    She's kind of stupid.
[11:19] Naoya
    Stupid?
[11:21] Shino
    Yes, stupid.
[11:23] Shino
    I can picture her going along with
    being two-timed if she were begged.
[11:31] Shino
    She doesn't really seem
    to think things through.
[11:33] Shino
    I can't just let her be.
[11:34] Naoya
    Th-That's not...
[11:37] Shino
    It's possible!
[11:38] Shino
    Besides, do you even know...
[11:41] Shino
    what kind of downsides there
    are to dating two people?
[11:45] Shino
    A girl is always worried
    about who's number one.
[11:49] Naoya
    I think I can love them both equally.
[11:50] Shino
    The time she can spend alone
    together is cut in half.
[11:53] Naoya
    There might be things that are
    more fun with two other people!
[11:55] Shino
    Can you really take care of
    two people in this economy?!
[11:59] Shino
    Can you tell her parents?!
[12:03] Shino
    Besides, Section 732 of the Civil
    Code prohibits polygamous marriage.
[12:07] Shino
    Two-timing is tantamount to a crime.
[12:10] Shino
    You're at a tax disadvantage
    if you can't get married.
[12:13] Shino
    You may not even be able to
    receive insurance payments.
[12:15] Shino
    You can't sign surgery consent forms.
[12:19] Shino
    There are all kinds of problems.
[12:24] Naoya
    Th-This is all good to know.
[12:26] Shino
    Cut the bullshit!
[12:27] Naoya
    I'm serious!
[12:28] Shino
    Damn it!
[12:30] Shino
    So, you are two-timing her, aren't you?
[12:40] Naoya
    Sorry, but I can't tell you that!
[12:44] Shino
    Mukai-kun! Hey!
[12:46] Shino
    I'm not letting you go!
[12:51] Shino
    If you don't tell me the truth, I'm going
    to raise my voice and call for help.
[12:54] Shino
    You don't want that, do you?
[12:56] Naoya
    No, I'll take my punishment
    for peeping later.
[12:59] Shino
    What's wrong with you?!
[13:04] Naoya
    Your towel's falling!
[13:07] Shino
    I don't care anymore!
[13:08] Shino
    I don't have much to see, anyway.
[13:11] Shino
    I have even less than Sakisaki!
[13:13] Naoya
    What are you talking about?!
[13:15] Shino
    But I'll kill you if you look!
[13:16] Naoya
    I'm not going to look!
[13:18] Shino
    Anyway, if you're really two-timing her,
    I swear I'll make you regret it.
[13:27] Naoya
    This might not be the time, but...
[13:33] Naoya
    I'm glad Saki-chan has a friend
    who cares so much about her.
[13:38] Shino
    This really isn't the time!
[13:42] Shino
    Also, what was going on with
    Hoshizaki-san confessing to you?
[13:50] (Flashback) Milika
    I like you, Naoya.
[13:55] Shino
    Are you a three-timer?
[13:58] Naoya
    No!
[13:59] Naoya
    I'm not three-timing!
[14:02] Shino
    You're not three-timing?!
[14:05] Shino
    Ugh! I seriously don't get it!
[14:13] Saki
    We have an excuse for bumping
    into each other here.
[14:40] Saki
    It's totally in!
[14:42] Shino
    It is not!
[14:44] Saki
    Wh-Why are you with Naoya, Shino?!
[14:48] Shino
    No, Sakisaki, it's not what you think!
[14:57] Shino
    Mukai-kun!
[14:59] Naoya
    Don't get up! You're exposing yourself.
[15:04] Saki
    No...
[15:08] Saki
    Milika stole our kiss, and now you're
    cheating on me with my friend!
[15:13] Shino
    I-I said this isn't...
[15:16] Shino
    Wait, Mukai-kun, you kissed another girl?
[15:20] Naoya
    W-Well...
[15:27] Nagisa
    I'm not in a relationship
    with the two of them.
[15:31] Nagisa
    Please stop questioning us.
[15:33] Nagisa
    It's aggravating.
[15:37] Shino
    Are you threatening me?!
[15:50] Naoya
    S-Sorry!
[15:56] Shino
    I can't!
[16:02] Saki
    Naoya's wearing his underwear.
[16:08] Saki
    Thank goodness!
[16:10] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[16:13] Naoya
    Why are you in the women's baths?!
[16:15] Naoya
    With your pants down?!
[16:18] Naoya
    I can explain...
[16:21] Milika
    Hi, front desk?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[16:23] Milika
    I, um... got locked out of my
    room in the outdoor bath.
[16:28] Milika
    Yes.
[16:29] Nagisa
    A-Anyway, we managed to
    hide our relationship.
[16:35] Saki
    Thanks, Nagisa-chan.
[16:38] Nagisa
    Well, I'm going back to Milika-san's room.
[16:42] Saki
    Nagisa-chan?
[16:44] Naoya
    Why not our room?
[16:46] Nagisa
    We did hide our relationship,
[16:48] ---
    but it's going to get complicated
    if we're in the same room.
[16:52] Naoya
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[16:54] Saki
    Yeah. You don't have to take it that far.
[16:56] Nagisa
    A-Are you sure?
[17:01] Nagisa
    It's all right, though.
[17:04] Naoya
    What is?!
[17:05] Nagisa
    The less risk we take, the better.
[17:08] Naoya
    You're kind of weird today, Minase-san.
[17:12] Nagisa
    I'm the same as I always am.
[17:15] Naoya
    You're not!
[17:17] Naoya
    You were avoiding me earlier, too.
[17:19] Nagisa
    No, that was mainly because I was naked!
[17:23] Saki
    Naked?
[17:25] Saki
    Wait, is this because of our promise?
[17:29] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I'm going to support you
    during our trip, Saki-san.
[17:34] Naoya
    Promise?
[17:36] Naoya
    Is something happening?
[17:38] Nagisa
    N-No...
[17:39] Nagisa
    I just think this'll work to my advantage.
[17:46] Nagisa
    I was the one who came between
    you two in the first place.
[17:52] Nagisa
    No matter how I look at it,
    I'm in your way, Saki-san.
[17:58] Nagisa
    So I can't imagine you'd appreciate it
    if I kept making moves on Naoya-kun.
[18:07] Saki
    W-Well...
[18:09] Nagisa
    So if you really became tired of his
    two-timing, that's the end of our relationship.
[18:17] Nagisa
    It's like a dream that I get
    to be Naoya-kun's girlfriend.
[18:22] Nagisa
    I want to keep this relationship
    going for as long as I can.
[18:26] Nagisa
    That's why I'm making sure people don't
    find out that Saki-san's getting two-timed.
[18:31] Nagisa
    It's in my own interest to
    give you time alone with him.
[18:39] Nagisa
    So don't worry about me.
[18:44] Naoya
    No, that's not right!
[18:46] Nagisa
    Huh?
[18:47] Saki
    Naoya?
[18:48] Naoya
    That's...
[18:50] ---
    That's...
[18:52] Naoya
    Damn it, screw these pants!
[18:55] Saki
    Don't take them off!
[18:56] Saki
    Put them on!
[19:00] Nagisa
    That's not right!
[19:02] Saki
    Don't go grabbing a girl's
    shoulders with your pants down!
[19:05] Saki
    Also, when are you leaving the women's baths?
[19:08] Saki
    What if someone comes in?
[19:18] Naoya
    We're in the middle of something important!
[19:21] Saki
    Get out!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[19:24] Shino
    They saw everything...
[19:26] Shino
    Everything!
[19:35] A
    S-Sorry for intruding!
[19:39] Saki
    Yeesh...
[19:41] Nagisa
    W-Well, I'll be going, too.
[19:43] Saki
    Just a second.
[19:46] Saki
    I'm not satisfied, either.
[19:49] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, I think you're
    holding back way too much.
[19:53] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[19:55] Saki
    You don't have to leave in the middle of a
    vacation just because you're supporting me.
[20:00] Saki
    Why would you go so far?
[20:03] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[20:07] Nagisa
    This is embarrassing to talk about,
    so please don't tell Naoya-kun.
[20:24] Nagisa
    I've always had a way of screwing things up.
[20:33] Nagisa
    I couldn't even get 10% on any tests at school.
[20:39] Saki
    She wasn't kidding about
    it being embarrassing.
[20:42] Nagisa
    I had to study much more than
    everyone else to get an average grade.
[20:47] Nagisa
    I barely made it.
SIGN    Age 6
[20:52] Nagisa
    I had to practice back hip
    circles for an hour every day
[20:56] ---
    for three months to get it right.
[20:57] Saki
    How tenacious!
[20:58] Nagisa
    Everything I do takes much more effort
    from me than everyone else puts in.
[21:02] Nagisa
    I'm not good at anything.
[21:04] Nagisa
    But I can become average if I work at it,
    so I figured that's good enough.
[21:10] Saki
    You're so positive.
[21:13] Nagisa
    I've always been like that,
    ever since I was a kid.
[21:15] Nagisa
    It's not so bad that I can't function in life.
[21:19] Nagisa
    So there's no point in moping over it.
[21:22] Saki
    This kid's strong.
[21:24] Nagisa
    That said, I've tried all kinds of things,
[21:28] ---
    hoping I might find something
    that I'm good at.
[21:32] Nagisa
    Sports, music, manga, gaming...
SIGN    Hours
SIGN    I spent 500 to 1,000 hours on all of them.
SIGN    Hours
SIGN    But I never got very good.
[21:44] Saki
    She's so diligent!
[21:46] Nagisa
    I might have caught on with some
    of it if I'd spent more time.
[21:51] Nagisa
    But it's hard to work your butt
    off when you aren't improving.
[21:56] Nagisa
    I've always felt a bit sad
    for myself about it, though.
[22:01] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[22:07] Nagisa
    And then summer entrance exams came...
[22:21] Nagisa
    And I met the love of my life.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    "Girlfriend, Girlfriend"
[23:57] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Which would you rather go to,
    the past or the future?
[24:00] Nagisa
    The future.
[24:01] Nagisa
    I'd want to find out what
    kind of troubles we'd face,
[24:03] ---
    and get ready so we can overcome them.
[24:05] Saki
    The past for me.
[24:06] Saki
    If we'd met sooner, maybe...
[24:09] Milika
    It sounds like you're about
    to say something important!

Season 1

E12 - Girlfriend, Girlfriend

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[00:01] Nagisa
    And then summer entrance exams came...
[00:04] Nagisa
    And I met the love of my life.
[00:09] Saki
    The love of your life? You mean...
[00:21] Nagisa
    I at least want an average education.
[00:27] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, are you ready for the exam?
[00:29] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't know.
[00:30] (Flashback) Saki
    I might be in trouble, Naoya.
[00:33] (Flashback) Saki
    I crammed all night last night,
[00:35] (Flashback) Saki
    but I don't know if I
    remember any of it or not.
[00:38] (Flashback) Naoya
    Oh...
[00:39] (Flashback) Naoya
    Then...
[00:44] (Flashback) Naoya
    If we get into high school,
    I want you to go out with me.
[00:50] Nagisa
    What kind of condition is that?!
[01:00] (Flashback) Naoya
    I like you, Saki-chan.
[01:02] (Flashback) Saki
    Wait!
[01:03] Nagisa
    Again, why now?
[01:05] (Flashback) Naoya
    We can strengthen our bond if we overcome
    the challenge that is the exam.
[01:09] (Flashback) Naoya
    We can become a beautiful couple!
[01:12] (Flashback) Saki
    S-S-Stop!
[01:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    So, Saki-chan, what do you think?
[01:18] (Flashback) Saki
    What do you expect?
[01:20] (Flashback) Saki
    To hell with that!
[01:23] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm busy thinking about exams right now!
    What are you thinking?!
[01:27] (Flashback) Saki
    Oh, man! I've already forgotten some
    English words because of that!
[01:31] (Flashback) Saki
    What if I fail because of this?!
[01:34] (Flashback) Naoya
    Sorry! I'll take responsibility!
[01:37] (Flashback) Naoya
    Let's get married!
[01:38] (Flashback) Saki
    You don't have to!
[01:40] Nagisa
    He doesn't know when to give up!
[01:41] Nagisa
    If anything, he's raising the bar even more!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    "Girlfriend, Girlfriend"
[01:44] Shino
    Mukai-kun's at it again.
[01:46] A
    He's been confessing to her every
    month since elementary school.
[01:49] (Flashback) A
    I don't know how he doesn't give up.
[01:53] Nagisa
    He's been doing this every
    month since elementary school?
[01:56] Nagisa
    Even though she's turned him down every time?
SIGN    Crazy Person
[02:00] Nagisa
    He's a crazy person!
[02:01] Nagisa
    A crazy person! A crazy person! A crazy person!
[02:05] (Flashback) ---
    Saki-chan!
[02:08] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya, you idiot!
[02:09] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm leaving you behind.
[02:11] (Flashback) Naoya
    No matter what?
[02:15] (Flashback) Saki
    Enough!
[02:16] (Flashback) Naoya
    Wait...
[02:18] Nagisa
    H-He's so resilient.
[02:22] Nagisa
    How does he have so much tenacity?
[02:24] Nagisa
    Why?
[02:25] Nagisa
    I don't get it.
[02:29] (Flashback) Saki
    English was bad.
[02:31] (Flashback) Naoya
    It's all right.
[02:32] (Flashback) Naoya
    You've got it for sure.
[02:34] (Flashback) Saki
    Got what for sure?!
[02:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    Let's ace the next one.
[02:38] Nagisa
    It hasn't worked at all,
    and he's been trying for years.
[02:43] Nagisa
    I would have given up if I were him.
[02:48] (Flashback) Saki
    It's finally over.
[02:51] (Flashback) Saki
    I think I'm screwed.
[02:53] (Flashback) Naoya
    It was really attractive,
    the way you worked so hard.
[02:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    You were beautiful.
[02:57] (Flashback) Saki
    Fine, fine.
[02:59] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, was it?
[03:04] Nagisa
    I wonder what he's like.
[03:08] Nagisa
    I kind of want to talk to him.
[03:13] Nagisa
    I wish I could live like Naoya-kun.
[03:24] Nagisa
    I got in.
[03:27] Nagisa
    I wonder if Naoya-kun got in, too.
[03:29] Nagisa
    I wonder if I can learn more about
    Naoya-kun if we get into the same class.
[03:36] (Flashback) Saki
    I got in!
[03:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[03:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[03:56] (Flashback) Naoya
    Congratulations!
[03:58] (Flashback) Saki
    Hey...
[03:59] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:00] (Flashback) ---
    Look, stop...
[04:03] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'm so glad.
[04:05] (Flashback) Saki
    Y-Yeah...
[04:13] (Flashback) Saki
    Jeez...
[04:14] (Flashback) Saki
    Thanks.
[04:15] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:20] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Um...
[04:22] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Don't mind me!
[04:37] Nagisa
    Huh? Am I...
[04:40] Nagisa
    Come to think of it,
[04:42] ---
    I've been thinking about
    Naoya-kun all the time lately.
[04:47] Nagisa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[04:49] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun's already in love with someone.
[04:53] Nagisa
    And the way they were acting...
[04:56] Nagisa
    They might already be dating.
[04:58] Nagisa
    But I've never felt like this before.
[05:03] Nagisa
    If I were Naoya-kun...
[05:07] Nagisa
    If I were Naoya-kun, I would never give up.
[05:14] Nagisa
    I want to try my best so that he'll like me.
[05:18] Nagisa
    I'm not going to give up,
    no matter how hopeless it gets.
[05:22] Nagisa
    That's the Naoya-kun I'm
    in love with, after all.
[05:28] (Flashback) Nagisa
    They say the quickest way to a
    man's heart is through his stomach.
[05:41] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I have to get back in shape after
    all that studying for the exam.
[05:52] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I can't be in embarrassing shape
    when I confess to Naoya-kun.
[06:06] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Welcome.
[06:08] Nagisa
    I need to buy good ingredients,
    and I have to work hard.
[06:18] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I guess it's not going to be so easy.
[06:23] (Flashback) Nagisa
    But...
[06:27] (Flashback) ---
    It's not the same as before.
[06:33] (Flashback) Nagisa
    It's all so that I can be
    loved by someone I love.
[06:36] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I can keep going!
[06:41] Nagisa
    I think I've changed, thanks to Naoya-kun.
[06:45] Nagisa
    I'm so happy.
[06:48] Nagisa
    I'm so happy to know that I can work so hard.
[06:54] Nagisa
    So that's why I'm who I am now,
     thanks to Naoya-kun.
[07:00] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun saved me, and my greatest wish
    is to continue the relationship with him.
[07:07] Nagisa
    I'm not holding back by being on my own.
[07:13] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[07:17] Nagisa
    Well, I'm going back inside.
[07:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[07:25] Saki
    Hey, Nagisa-chan...
[07:26] Saki
    About what you said earlier...
[07:30] Nagisa
    P-Please don't tell Naoya-kun that
    I'm a clumsy failure of a girl.
[07:36] Nagisa
    That'd be so embarrassing.
[07:40] Nagisa
    I'd die.
[07:41] Naoya
    Minase-san.
[07:48] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[07:49] Naoya
    Look...
[07:51] Naoya
    Just because you couldn't get anything right,
[07:53] ---
    and you couldn't work hard at anything
[07:56] ---
    and I ended up saving you,
[07:59] ---
    you shouldn't have to be out on your own!
    You're definitely holding back!
[08:03] Nagisa
    He heard all of it!
[08:05] Naoya
    The women's baths are on the
    other side of the men's baths!
[08:09] Nagisa
    No!
[08:10] Naoya
    W-Wait!
[08:11] Nagisa
    I don't want to!
[08:13] Naoya
    I don't want you to hold back!
[08:15] Nagisa
    I'm not holding back!
[08:17] Naoya
    Let's enjoy our vacation together!
[08:19] Nagisa
    Shino-san's going to be suspicious
    again if we're together!
[08:23] Naoya
    But we shouldn't be apart!
[08:26] Nagisa
    I'm fine!
[08:29] Saki
    Sh-She's so fast!
[08:29] Saki
    Sh-She's so fast!
[08:33] Milika
    Where did Naoya go?
[08:40] Shino
    Just a second... What's your
    relationship with Mukai-kun?
[08:44] Milika
    What about you?
[08:47] Milika
    Nagisa?
[08:48] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[08:51] Milika
    H-Hey!
[08:52] Shino
    Wait up!
[08:53] Naoya
    Wait, Minase-san!
[08:59] Naoya
    I'm not letting you get away!
[09:01] Nagisa
    You heard me, so why don't you understand?!
[09:09] Nagisa
    I don't mind being second to Saki-san if
    I get to continue my relationship with you,
[09:13] ---
    because I love you!
[09:16] Naoya
    That's not right!
[09:17] Naoya
    Doesn't it hurt even more,
    then, if you love me?
[09:19] Nagisa
    I'm fine!
[09:21] Naoya
    You're lying!
[09:23] Milika
    What are they talking about?
[09:25] Shino
    I can't quite hear them.
[09:27] Naoya
    Also, you say our relationship's going to
    end if Saki-chan gets sick of my two-timing...
[09:33] Naoya
    But as long as you and I
    don't give up, it won't end!
[09:38] Nagisa
    B-But...
[09:39] Nagisa
    If that happens, there's less of a chance
    that Saki-san will let you keep two-timing!
[09:46] Naoya
    That's true!
[09:48] Nagisa
    See?!
[09:50] Naoya
    Okay, then, if it really doesn't work,
[09:53] ---
    are you going to forget
    about me and move on?!
[09:57] Naoya
    Are you going to go out with someone else?!
[10:01] Naoya
    Minase-san, you cheater!
[10:03] Nagisa
    This is coming from a two-timer!
[10:06] Nagisa
    I don't want that to happen, which is
    why I want you to prioritize Saki-san!
[10:11] Naoya
    I can't! That's too unfair!
[10:14] Nagisa
    You're too ridiculous, Naoya-kun!
[10:16] Naoya
    And you're a liar, Minase-san!
[10:19] ---
    Come on!
[10:21] Nagisa
    I've been thinking ever since you proposed
    the relationship in the first place...
[10:26] Nagisa
    What would you have done
    if Saki-san dumped you?!
[10:30] Naoya
    Well...
[10:31] Naoya
    I would have figured it
    out when it came to that.
[10:33] Nagisa
    That's what I mean!
[10:36] Nagisa
    For better or worse,
    you're really impulsive, Naoya-kun.
[10:40] Nagisa
    I... I need to at least act
    properly like a number two,
[10:45] ---
    or this twisted relationship
    isn't going to work out.
[10:50] Nagisa
    And we're...
[10:53] Nagisa
    We're going to end up apart.
[10:57] Nagisa
    I... I don't...
[11:00] Nagisa
    I don't want that!
[11:03] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[11:13] Nagisa
    Y-You're too much of a nerd to keep up with me!
[11:27] Naoya
    Minase-san, you idiot!
[11:30] Nagisa
    Enough!
[11:31] Nagisa
    Leave me alone!
[11:33] Naoya
    I never knew you were such an idiot!
[11:37] Nagisa
    Wait, why am I an idiot?
[11:40] Nagisa
    You're the idiot, Naoya-kun!
[11:43] Naoya
    No, you're the idiot, Minase-san!
[11:47] Naoya
    You don't mind being number two?
    There's something wrong with you!
[11:51] Nagisa
    What is your problem? Jeez!
[11:54] Naoya
    That would mean your happiness
    is always number two!
[12:04] Nagisa
    That's obviously not true!
[12:07] Nagisa
    I want to be number one to you, too!
[12:21] Nagisa
    But if that means I have
    to be apart from you,
[12:28] ---
    and if I lose the strength that let me work
    hard for the first time, for you...
[12:36] Nagisa
    I...
[12:40] Naoya
    I'm sorry for making you worry!
[12:44] Naoya
    But I think of both of you
    as being number one to me!
[12:50] Naoya
    If I let you hold back just so that the
    three of us can continue our relationship,
[12:57] ---
    I don't think I can keep the
    promise I made in the beginning!
[13:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    I promise to make sure that, someday,
    you'll be glad you both dated me!
[13:09] Naoya
    So...
[13:13] ---
    I can't back down!
[13:20] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun!
[13:36] Nagisa
    Got you!
[13:48] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[13:51] Nagisa
    Y-You can't jump down like that!
[13:56] Naoya
    I can't just leave you, Minase-san.
[13:58] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[14:00] Nagisa
    If Saki-san gets upset that I'm
    trying to be number one to you, I...
[14:07] Nagisa
    I can't stand to be away from you!
[14:12] Naoya
    I won't let that happen!
[14:17] Naoya
    It's the same as how I decided
    to date the both of you.
[14:22] Naoya
    When you tried to walk away after
    you heard I had a girlfriend...
[14:27] Naoya
    Seeing you being so strong...
[14:30] Naoya
    I thought about how Saki-chan might dump me,
[14:32] Naoya
    or how it might not be ethical,
    among other things, just for a moment.
[14:40] Naoya
    But I thought that if I gave up
    on you now, I would regret it.
[14:44] Naoya
    So I grabbed your hand without thinking.
[14:55] Naoya
    Some regrettable things came
     from me grabbing your hand.
[14:59] Naoya
    But there wouldn't have been any regret
[15:02] ---
    greater than if I'd given in to worry
     and given up on you!
[15:06] Naoya
    That won't change going forward.
[15:11] Naoya
    No matter what, I won't
    leave you to be alone!
[15:19] Nagisa
    You mean it?
[15:21] Naoya
    Do you not believe me?
[15:23] Nagisa
    No, I've always known that you
    don't know when to give up.
[15:30] Nagisa
    But what are you going to do
[15:32] ---
    if I keep pushing, and Saki-san
    gets tired of your two-timing?
[15:37] Naoya
    I'll hear out what she doesn't like,
     and work to solve it.
[15:42] Nagisa
    Is it really going to be that easy?
[15:44] Naoya
    Then let's both grovel and beg every day.
[15:49] Nagisa
    Grovel every day?!
[15:52] Nagisa
    What even is that?
[15:54] Naoya
    No? We can't?
[15:57] Shino
    There you are!
[16:00] Shino
    Naoya! Nagisa-chan!
[16:03] Milika
    Hey, the cab fare!
[16:10] Shino
    What exactly is this situation?
[16:13] Shino
    What exactly is your relationship?
[16:17] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[16:18] Saki
    W-Well, you see, how should I put it...
[16:23] Saki
    How should I put it?
[16:24] Shino
    Jeez, what is it?!
[16:27] Shino
    And you, Minase-san? What is it?
[16:29] Nagisa
    I'm, well...
[16:34] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I want to be number one to you, too!
[16:38] (Flashback) Nagisa
    No matter what, I won't
    leave you to be alone!
[16:45] Shino
    Minase-san?
[16:46] Milika
    Wh-What's going on?
[16:48] Nagisa
    Saki-san, I'm sorry.
[16:51] Nagisa
    I'm going to trust Naoya-kun.
[17:09] Nagisa
    I'm Naoya-kun's girlfriend, too.
[17:16] Milika
    Pandemonium...
[17:18] Shino
    S-Sakisaki... Is it true?
[17:23] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[17:25] Saki
    I didn't like seeing Nagisa-chan suffer, but...
[17:29] Saki
    Are you going to fight me for Naoya for real?
[17:33] Saki
    Is this what you want?
[17:35] Nagisa
    Yes, of course.
[17:38] Saki
    All right, then.
[17:43] Saki
    Bring it on!
[17:46] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[17:49] Saki
    Oh, so yeah, he's two-timing us.
[17:55] Saki
    Okay!
[17:57] Saki
    Run!
[18:04] Nagisa
    I don't know if we made the right choice,
    or if it's going to work out.
[18:10] Nagisa
    But if I can be with Naoya-kun...
[18:14] Saki
    Here we go.
[18:16] Saki
    Make a big smile.
[18:20] Nagisa
    It's all right.
[18:26] Naoya
    We got home from the hot spring trip.
[18:29] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[18:33] Nagisa
    Um...
[18:35] Nagisa
    Uh...
[18:39] Nagisa
    I'm clinging to you!
[18:41] Saki
    S-So cute!
[18:41] Saki
    S-So cute!
[18:44] Naoya
    It was only for a brief time that I thought,
[18:46] ---
    with Minase-san becoming more honest,
    our problems were solved.
[18:47] ---
    So cute...
[18:49] ---
    Me, too!
[18:52] Shino
    Okay, would you mind explaining
    the two-timing situation to me?
[18:56] Naoya
    But then we were suddenly called
    over to Shino-san's place.
[19:00] Saki
    Um...
[19:01] Saki
    Why at home and not at school?
[19:04] Shino
    Listen...
[19:05] Shino
    If I confronted you about the two-timing
     and someone overheard us,
[19:10] ---
    you'd be the one paying, Sakisaki.
[19:12] Shino
    I'm not going to do anything
    to hurt my friend.
[19:16] Saki
    Sh-Shino...
[19:18] Saki
    I love you.
[19:19] Naoya
    You're so kind.
[19:21] Shino
    Never mind that!
[19:23] Shino
    Just tell me about this relationship.
[19:26] Shino
    To be honest, I'm disappointed
    in you, Mukai-kun.
[19:29] Shino
    You two have been close since middle school.
[19:32] Shino
    I've seen you up close, and yeah,
     you're kind of off,
[19:38] ---
    but I thought you were
    hard-working and studious.
[19:42] Shino
    So tell me what you think you're
    doing by two-timing them!
[19:47] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[19:51] Naoya
    It's because I met Minase-san two
    months ago and fell in love with her.
[19:59] Naoya
    I had no choice.
[20:00] Naoya
    I had to date both of them.
[20:02] Shino
    That's not true!
[20:04] Shino
    You should have stopped him the
    moment you found out, Sakisaki.
[20:08] Saki
    Well, uh...
[20:10] Naoya
    Two-Timing
[20:11] Naoya
    I'm not going to go behind her back.
[20:14] Naoya
    I went to ask Saki-chan
    if I could two-time her.
[20:19] Shino
    You're insane!
[20:21] Shino
    Why did you even accept this, Sakisaki?
[20:26] Shino
    What good does it do you
    to let him two-time you?!
[20:30] Saki
    U-Um...
[20:33] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's cooking is yummy.
[20:37] Shino
    She's hopeless.
[20:40] Saki
    Sh-Should we go home?
[20:43] Nagisa
    Yeah...
[20:45] Shino
    Hold it.
[20:48] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[20:49] Shino
    Do you honestly think you
    can make these two happy?
[20:54] Naoya
    After everything you said to me
[20:57] ---
    at the hot springs, about our
    parents and about money...
[21:00] Naoya
    Honestly, there was a lot
    that I hadn't considered.
[21:04] Naoya
    I thought I should think
    more about what I can do.
[21:08] Shino
    That's not good enough.
[21:09] Naoya
    So I plan to tell Saki-chan's mom
    directly about the relationship soon.
SIGN    Saki-chan's Mom
SIGN    Thank you!
SIGN    Today
    
    There's something I need to talk to you about in
    regards to Saki-chan. I'll contact you as soon as I'm ready.
    
     ? Okay, I'll be waiting
    
    Thank you!
[21:16] Naoya
    I contacted her as soon as
    we got home from the trip.
[21:21] Shino
    W-Wait... Huh?
[21:23] Shino
    You're going to tell her mom
    that you're two-timing her?
[21:26] Naoya
    I am.
[21:27] Shino
    You're messed up!
[21:29] Naoya
    But I don't think there's any way
    I can make the two of them happy
[21:33] ---
    if I don't do this much.
[21:35] Naoya
    Besides, you're Saki-chan's precious friend.
[21:40] Naoya
    I want you to accept us.
[21:53] Saki
    Like hell you're telling my mom!
[21:56] Saki
    Cancel!
[21:57] Saki
    I'm giving you an earful when we get home.
[22:00] Saki
    See you, Shino.
[22:05] Shino
    What?
[22:06] Shino
    I thought he'd just become a lousy person.
[22:09] Shino
    But Mukai-kun was his usual self...
[22:13] Shino
    And that's why he just can't be two-timing.
[22:17] Shino
    He can't fall in love with
    someone besides Sakisaki.
[22:20] Shino
    Never.
[22:23] Shino
    He's my friend's boyfriend.
[22:27] Shino
    How am I supposed to give up on him now?
[22:30] Shino
    I'm going to make them stop...
[22:34] ---
    So I can make myself give up.
[22:39] Saki
    It's so good!
[22:42] Nagisa
    I worked extra hard on it today.
[22:45] Nagisa
    You said my cooking was one of the
    good things about what we're doing.
[22:51] Saki
    Y-You're so cute!
[22:55] Saki
    I still want you to marry me!
[23:01] Milika
    H-Hey...
[23:02] Milika
    I'm here for you, Naoya.
[23:05] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[23:06] Saki
    Wh-Why are you here?
[23:09] Milika
    Wh-Why do you care?
[23:11] Milika
    Besides, what's wrong with wanting
    to be with someone you like?
[23:16] Saki
    Why, you big-boobed bitch...
[23:21] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[23:23] Nagisa
    I'm not giving you Naoya-kun.
[23:28] Saki
    I-I'm not, either!
[23:31] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[23:33] Saki
    W-Well?
[23:35] Shino
    Wh-What is this?
[23:39] Shino
    You aren't just two-timing...
[23:42] Shino
    You're three-timing?!
[23:44] Naoya
    I'm not three-timing! I'm two-timing!
[23:48] Shino
    That's not good, either!
[23:51] Milika
    I'm going to make you fall in love with me.
[23:55] Saki
    I'm very worried about our future.
[23:57] Naoya
    It'll be all right.
[23:59] Naoya
    I'll do my best to make sure it works out.
[24:03] Naoya
    Even if that's not the right thing to do,
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[24:06] ---
    I'm going to make sure Saki-chan
    and Minase-san are happy!

Season 2

Season 2

E1 - Get 'Em Go Go Summer Break!!

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SIGN    Stop His Two-Timing!!
SIGN    Sakisaki
SIGN    Mukai Naoya
SIGN    Minase
[00:17] Shino
    Mukai Naoya-kun.
[00:20] Shino
    So honest and studious,
    you might even call him an idiot.
[00:24] Shino
    And...
[00:27] Shino
    My best friend, Sakisaki,
    is in a relationship with him.
[00:31] Shino
    Or so I thought...
[00:34] Shino
    But it turns out that he's also
[00:35] Shino
    in a relationship with their
    classmate, Minase Nagisa-san.
SIGN    Going out with both Sakisaki and Minase-san...
     To fall in love with anyone other than Sakisaki is
     unacceptable!
SIGN    Mukai Naoya
[00:44] Shino
    He's two-timing them!
[00:46] Shino
    There's no way such infidelity is acceptable!
SIGN    Hoshizaki Rika
[00:50] Shino
    Not to mention Hoshizaki-san, from an
    entirely different class, going after him!
[00:55] Shino
    Mukai-kun is a bit odd, but I always
    believed he was an upright person.
[01:03] Shino
    You aren't allowed to fall in love
    with anyone besides Sakisaki...
[01:14] Shino
    Otherwise...
[01:17] Shino
    He's my friend's boyfriend...
[01:20] Shino
    How could I give up on you?
SIGN    Sakisaki
[01:25] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[01:29] Saki
    Hello? Shino?
[01:30] Shino
    I don't want to talk to you right now.
[01:34] Saki
    Um, er...
[01:37] Shino
    What?
[01:40] Shino
    If you have nothing to say...
[01:41] Saki
    No! Shino!
[01:43] Saki
    Naoya's buck-naked and sniffing
    Nagisa-chan's panties!
[01:48] Shino
    Wha?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[03:27] Naoya
    Thank you for coming.
[03:29] Shino
    Stop it with your silly lies.
[03:31] Saki
    Sorry.
[03:32] Shino
    So why should I have to help Minase-san study?
[03:39] Naoya
    Well...
SIGN    One Day Earlier
SIGN    Fireworks
    Summer Festivals
     Popular Food Stalls Nationwide Beauty of Fireworks Artistry of the Night
SIGN    Summer Hiking This Year's the Year!! 100 Select Mountains
SIGN    Summer Travel
     Deserted Islands
[03:45] (Flashback) Saki
    Summer break's coming up!
[03:48] (Flashback) Saki
    Summer break means festivals and
    fireworks and going to the beach!
[03:51] (Flashback) Saki
    Plenty of events where couples get closer!
[03:56] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm gonna be competitive
    when it comes to Naoya-kun!
[03:58] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Of course! No holding back!
[04:01] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya, are you ready for this?
[04:03] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, you know I recently
    started a part-time job, right?
[04:08] (Flashback) Saki
    Yeah.
[04:09] (Flashback) Saki
    The convenience store, right?
[04:10] (Flashback) Naoya
    Would you like a bag?
[04:12] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'm using up all my savings during the break!
[04:15] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya!
[04:17] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I'll contribute, too.
[04:19] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's make this the best summer ever!
[04:21] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Yeah!
[04:22] (Flashback) Naoya
    Oh, but don't forget, there are
     exams before the break.
[04:28] (Flashback) Saki
    Right where it hurts...
[04:31] (Flashback) Saki
    Starting Monday, right?
[04:33] (Flashback) Saki
    Meh, I'm sure we can
    last-minute it like always.
[04:37] (Flashback) Naoya
    You can't let your guard down, Saki-chan!
[04:39] (Flashback) Naoya
    If you fail three end-of-term exams,
[04:42] (Flashback) Naoya
    you'll have remedial classes every day.
    Summer break canceled!
[04:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    If you end up with remedial classes,
    our summer break plans will be ruined!
[04:50] (Flashback) Saki
    Nah, I'm not dumb enough to fail three exams.
[04:58] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I'm sorry I'm so dumb!
SIGN    Afflicted with such poor studying skills that
     she gets 10% at most even when she studies
[05:02] (Flashback) Naoya
    How much exam prep have you done?
[05:04] (Flashback) Nagisa
    W-Well...
[05:06] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I was so happy cooking
    for you and stuff that...
[05:12] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I haven't studied at all.
[05:20] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'll teach you! Let's do this!
[05:22] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Th-Thank you!
SIGN    3 Days Until Exams
SIGN    Scritch
[05:26] (Flashback) Naoya
    Memorize dates and years with sheer willpower!
[05:28] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Okay!
SIGN    Scritch
[05:29] (Flashback) Naoya
    For English, keep writing vocabulary
    over and over until you memorize it!
[05:31] (Flashback) Nagisa
    O-Okay!
[05:32] (Flashback) Naoya
    For math, memorize all the formulas you can
    and find the ones that match by brute force!
[05:36] (Flashback) Nagisa
    U-Um...
[05:38] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I don't mean any offense, but...
[05:43] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Do you have any study techniques that
    aren't just about toughing it out?!
[05:46] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'm sorry I'm so dense!
[05:49] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, could you help me help her study?
[05:57] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[05:59] (Flashback) Saki
    Nagisa-chan, you said I don't need to
    hold back when it comes to Naoya.
[06:07] (Flashback) Saki
    If Nagisa-chan ends up with remedial classes...
[06:11] (Flashback) Saki
    I get to have Naoya to myself for the summer.
[06:14] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan?!
[06:15] (Flashback) Saki
    Nah, I'm just kidding.
[06:19] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's see...
[06:21] (Flashback) Saki
    The largest city of the
    Indus Valley Civilization?
[06:24] (Flashback) Saki
    It's Roppongi Hills.
[06:26] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Got it!
[06:27] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, please don't teach her lies!
SIGN    2 Days Until Exams
[06:33] (Flashback) Naoya
    We aren't going fast enough.
[06:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    If only we had someone
    who's better at school...
[06:40] (Flashback) Saki
    Shino's super studious.
[06:44] (Flashback) Saki
    But it's been pretty awkward with her ever
    since she found out about our relationship.
[06:47] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, we don't have a choice!
[06:49] (Flashback) Saki
    But there's no telling what she might say!
[06:53] (Flashback) Nagisa
    It'll be fine.
[06:55] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I'll do my best.
[06:58] (Flashback) Nagisa
    It's going to be my first
    summer with Naoya-kun.
SIGN    Thimp-thump
SIGN    Thimp-thump
[07:03] (Flashback) Nagisa
    There's so much I want to do with you.
[07:09] (Flashback) Naoya
    Minase-san...
[07:12] (Flashback) Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[07:15] (Flashback) Saki
    You've got that question totally wrong, too.
[07:19] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[07:20] (Flashback) Saki
    Fine, fine. You aren't giving me a choice.
[07:29] Shino
    I see...
[07:31] Shino
    And that's why you want me
    to help Minase-san study.
[07:34] Nagisa
    Yes.
[07:35] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, where's the black tea?
[07:39] Nagisa
    In the furthest right shelf.
[07:41] Saki
    Oh, here.
[07:42] Shino
    Is it just me, or are you two
    weirdly familiar with this place?
[07:47] Saki
    Well, I mean, we've been living
    together for a month and a half now.
[07:54] Saki
    H-Huh?
[07:57] Saki
    Did you not know that the three
    of us are living together?
[08:02] Shino
    You idiots!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Do you think having me here makes up for my lack of screen time?
[08:05] Rika
    Hey, when do I get my turn?!
[08:09] Shino
    You aren't just two-timing?
    The three of you are living together?!
[08:12] Shino
    What is this?!
[08:15] Naoya
    I suggested it so that the three of us
    could get to know each other better.
[08:19] Shino
    What about your parents?
[08:21] Naoya
    They've been out of town on work trips.
[08:23] Shino
    Th-The three of you in a two-timing
    relationship are living together on your own
[08:27] Shino
    to get to know each other better?
[08:32] Shino
    Are the three of you...
[08:33] Shino
    doing it?
[08:34] Saki
    Of course not!
[08:35] Nagisa
    Our relationship is a wholesome one!
[08:37] Naoya
    Yeah!
[08:38] Naoya
    We agreed that three—
[08:40] Naoya
    —would be off the table!
[08:42] Shino
    How does that conversation even go?!
[08:43] Naoya
    Never mind that.
[08:45] Naoya
    We really want you to help Minase-san study!
[08:48] Shino
    What do you mean, "never mind that"?!
[08:49] Nagisa
    P-Please!
[08:51] Naoya
    Our happy summer memories are at stake!
[08:55] Shino
    I couldn't care less about that...
[08:58] Shino
    I'm trying to get you to
    stop two-timing, Sakisaki.
[09:01] Shino
    Why would I help the other girl?
[09:04] Naoya
    I'll do anything in return!
[09:06] Shino
    Hey!
[09:07] Naoya
    I know! Minase-san, lend me your phone!
[09:10] Nagisa
    Here.
[09:11] Naoya
    I'll delete this photo, too!
[09:13] Shino
    Hey!
SIGN    Yes
SIGN    No
SIGN    Delete?
[09:15] Naoya
    Done! It's deleted!
SIGN    Deleted
[09:18] Shino
    How does it give you leverage
     if you delete it first?
[09:20] Naoya
    You're right!
[09:22] Naoya
    But I can't threaten you like that, Shino-san.
SIGN    Thump!
[09:29] Nagisa
    Please!
[09:30] Naoya
    I'm begging you!
[09:31] Saki
    Shino...
[09:32] Saki
    No?
[09:35] Shino
    This is what I hate about you.
[09:41] Shino
    Damn it!
[09:42] Shino
    Just this once!
[09:44] Saki
    Shino... You're so nice.
[09:46] Naoya
    You're amazing.
[09:46] Nagisa
    Yes.
[09:47] Shino
    Stop it!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Studying for exams?
SIGN    Forget that. Time to make videos!
[09:55] Shino
    So what do you need help with?
[09:57] Nagisa
    Right...
[09:58] Nagisa
    I get just about none of it!
[10:00] Shino
    You're that stupid?!
[10:02] Nagisa
    S-Sorry...
[10:04] Shino
    Can I see your notes?
[10:08] Shino
    No...
[10:09] Shino
    You make lots of mistakes, but you've
    put effort into the basics.
[10:12] Nagisa
    R-Really?!
[10:14] Saki
    She's a genius at finding the best in people.
[10:16] Nagisa
    So trustworthy.
[10:17] Naoya
    I love you.
[10:18] Shino
    Stop that!
[10:20] Shino
    Either way, you're going to have to
    give it all you've got until the exams.
[10:23] Nagisa
    I'll do my best!
[10:24] Naoya
    I'll take care of the
    chores and supporting her.
[10:28] Saki
    We're saved now.
SIGN    English Grammar for Beginners
[10:31] Shino
    Copy all my notes from class.
[10:35] Naoya
    Are you tired? I'll rub your shoulders.
[10:36] Shino
    Stop!
[10:38] Shino
    Too many mistakes!
[10:39] Shino
    Train yourself through repetition!
[10:41] Nagisa
    O-Okay!
[10:42] Naoya
    I'll go buy energy drinks!
[10:44] Saki
    Gummies too, please.
[10:45] Shino
    Sakisaki, what about your own studying?
[10:47] Saki
    I'll do it!
SIGN    1 Day Until Exams
[10:52] Shino
    That's it. That's how you do that part.
[10:54] Saki
    Okay.
[10:57] Shino
    Good. You're starting to get it.
[10:59] Shino
    Keep it up.
[11:01] Nagisa
    Thank you.
[11:03] Saki
    That's our Shino!
[11:05] Naoya
    You're amazing.
[11:06] Shino
    You can skip all that!
[11:11] Shino
    You know...
[11:13] Shino
    This is true of your two-timing, too...
[11:15] Shino
    But you're really chill, aren't you?
[11:17] Nagisa
    You're so kind, Shino-san.
[11:19] Shino
    I hate you, just so you know!
[11:23] Shino
    I'm only doing this because
    Sakisaki asked me to.
[11:26] Saki
    Shino's a tsundere. It's all good.
[11:29] Shino
    Listen to me, Sakisaki!
[11:31] Naoya
    It doesn't matter to you what the reason is.
[11:33] Naoya
    When you help people, you really commit.
[11:37] Naoya
    I think you're an amazing person, Shino-san.
[11:45] Shino
    You know...
SIGN    Thump
[11:47] Shino
    I hate the way you talk
    to just anyone like that!
[11:51] Naoya
    I'm sorry, I guess!
SIGN    Exams in Progress
[11:57] Nagisa
    I-I did it!
SIGN    337th out of 351 (full effort)
SIGN    1st out of 351 (as always)
[12:02] Shino
    Good for you.
[12:03] Naoya
    It's all thanks to you!
SIGN    65th out of 351 (full effort)
[12:04] Naoya
    Thank you so much!
SIGN    87th out of 351 (last-minute)
[12:06] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[12:08] Saki
    I'm so glad, Nagisa-chan!
[12:11] Saki
    Although Naoya had to study
    like crazy to earn his usual grade.
[12:14] Naoya
    I'll do better.
[12:15] Saki
    Either way, now we can have
    our awesome summer break!
[12:19] Nagisa
    Yes!
[12:20] Shino
    By the way, you said you'd do anything
    in return for my helping her study.
[12:26] Shino
    Let me live at Mukai-kun's
    place during summer break.
[12:33] Shino
    I'm not going to let you have your way.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[12:37] Rika
    I'm skipping remedial classes!
[12:45] Naoya
    You? Live with us?
[12:51] Naoya
    Wh-Why?
[12:53] Shino
    Now that I know the three
    of you are living together,
[12:56] Shino
    I have to do something about it!
[12:58] Shino
    I need to make Sakisaki see reason.
[13:00] Shino
    I'm going to watch you up close
[13:01] Shino
    and confront you with evidence
    that two-timing doesn't work!
[13:05] Naoya
    I see!
[13:07] Naoya
    Which means you're going to find our problems,
[13:10] Naoya
    analyze them, and help us
    develop a plan to improve!
[13:15] Naoya
    You're such a nice person.
[13:17] Shino
    No!
[13:18] Shino
    I'm trying to get you to stop two-timing!
[13:21] Naoya
    Oh, right.
[13:22] Shino
    Jeez.
[13:24] Shino
    Anyway, I'm coming to live with you.
[13:26] Naoya
    Okay.
[13:27] Shino
    Really?!
[13:30] Rika
    Wh-What is this about?!
[13:32] Naoya
    Mirika-san!
[13:33] Saki
    You were here?!
[13:33] Rika
    You wouldn't even let me stay
    in the tent in the yard!
[13:37] Rika
    Yet you're going to let
    her live at your place?!
[13:40] Rika
    Do you love her?!
[13:42] Naoya
    No.
[13:44] Naoya
    If Shino-san can see us up close,
    maybe she'll understand how serious we are.
[13:52] Naoya
    It might be a chance to get Saki-chan's
    dear friend to approve of my two-timing!
[13:57] Rika
    That's not fair!
[13:58] Shino
    This has nothing to do with you!
[14:00] Rika
    I'm coming too, then!
[14:02] Naoya
    You can't!
[14:09] Rika
    If you won't let me in, I'm not
    letting anyone in Naoya's place!
[14:13] Naoya
    What are you talking about?!
[14:22] Naoya
    What are you doing, Mirika-san?
[14:24] Rika
    I'm not letting you in unless
    you let me live here, too!
[14:29] Saki
    This girl's trouble.
[14:33] Rika
    Why can't I live here if she can?!
[14:35] Naoya
    No, like I said...
[14:38] Rika
    I'll even take the tent in the yard!
[14:40] Rika
    I want to spend summer break by Naoya, too!
[14:43] Saki
    Eh, just wait until she
    needs to go to the bathroom.
[14:47] Naoya
    Good point.
[14:50] Rika
    Do you think I'd make the same mistake twice?
SIGN    Easy Toilet
     For emergencies!
[14:59] Saki
    Are you serious?!
[15:00] Saki
    You're going to go here?!
[15:02] Rika
    I sure am!
[15:03] Naoya
    For real?!
[15:04] Saki
    You're so shameless!
[15:06] Rika
    I'll cover myself with
    a cloth so you can't see!
[15:08] Shino
    There's no way you'll go through with it.
[15:10] Shino
    Just get out of the way.
[15:16] Rika
    You don't know me!
[15:17] Saki
    No way!
[15:18] Nagisa
    You can't!
[15:22] Saki
    In front of the guy you like?
[15:28] Rika
    I can't!
[15:29] Saki
    I'd cringe if you could!
[15:35] Rika
    Naoya...
[15:36] Rika
    Please...
[15:39] Rika
    I'm in love with you.
[15:42] Naoya
    That's exactly why I can't let you.
[15:43] Rika
    Freaking hell!
[15:46] Rika
    No! No! No!
[15:48] Rika
    Why does the forehead chick get to stay?!
[15:51] Shino
    Forehead?!
[15:53] Nagisa
    Mirika-san throwing a tantrum is so cute...
[15:55] Rika
    I bet she has a crush on Naoya, too!
[15:58] Naoya
    You do?!
[16:01] Shino
    You're my friend's boyfriend.
[16:03] Shino
    Of course I don't.
[16:06] Naoya
    She said she doesn't.
[16:07] Rika
    She's definitely lying!
[16:09] Saki
    What do we do about this?
[16:11] Naoya
    We have no choice.
[16:12] Rika
    Wait! No police! Please!
[16:14] Naoya
    No, it's not that big of a deal.
[16:24] Risa
    What are you doing, Onee-chan?
[16:27] Saki
    Mirika's sister?!
[16:29] Saki
    She's cute!
[16:30] Nagisa
    You know her, Naoya-kun?
[16:33] Naoya
    Yeah.
[16:35] Naoya
    That day...
[16:39] (Flashback) Rika
    Naoya.
[16:41] (Flashback) Naoya
    Mirika-san.
[16:43] (Flashback) Rika
    Wanna come over right now?
[16:44] (Flashback) Naoya
    Eh?
[16:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    No, I don't plan to.
[16:47] (Flashback) Rika
    No?
[16:49] (Flashback) Rika
    You can have this, then.
[16:51] (Flashback) Naoya
    Thanks.
[16:56] (Flashback) Rika
    Good!
[17:00] (Flashback) Risa
    This is the guy you like?
[17:03] (Flashback) Risa
    I guess his face is all right.
[17:05] (Flashback) Rika
    Isn't he hot?!
[17:07] (Flashback) Risa
    I don't mind rooting for my dear sister.
[17:12] (Flashback) Rika
    Naoya, you're up.
[17:14] (Flashback) Naoya
    Where am I?!
[17:15] (Flashback) Rika
    My room.
[17:17] (Flashback) Rika
    And this is my sister, Risa.
[17:19] (Flashback) Risa
    Hullo.
[17:21] (Flashback) Naoya
    What is this?
[17:22] (Flashback) Rika
    Remember when you said at the hot spring
[17:24] (Flashback) Rika
    that you're a single child and
    you kind of envy having siblings?
[17:28] (Flashback) Rika
    And since I have a sister...
[17:31] (Flashback) Rika
    If we get m-married in the future,
    you'll have a sister, just like you wanted!
[17:38] (Flashback) Rika
    Which means if I have you meet
    my sister, and you like my sister...
[17:43] (Flashback) Rika
    You'll want to date me!
[17:46] Risa
    Was my sister always this stupid?
[17:50] (Flashback) Naoya
    No, er...
[17:53] (Flashback) Rika
    Risa, do the thing!
[17:55] (Flashback) Risa
    Fine, I guess.
[17:59] (Flashback) Risa
    Onii-chan, let's play.
[18:02] (Flashback) Naoya
    S-So cute!
[18:06] (Flashback) Rika
    She is, isn't she?
[18:07] (Flashback) Rika
    She's my kid sister, after all.
[18:11] (Flashback) Rika
    All right, go in for the kill!
[18:13] (Flashback) Risa
    Roger.
[18:15] (Flashback) Risa
    Let's play video games together, Onii-chan.
[18:25] (Flashback) Naoya
    J-Just a little.
[18:27] (Flashback) Risa
    Just a little?
[18:29] (Flashback) Rika
    It's working!
[18:30] (Flashback) Rika
    I wanna sit there too, though.
[18:32] (Flashback) Risa
    I know. I'll put on something cuter.
[18:38] (Flashback) Risa
    How's this?
[18:38] (Flashback) Naoya
    So cute!
[18:41] (Flashback) Risa
    How about this one?
[18:42] (Flashback) Naoya
    Hella cute!
[18:45] (Flashback) Risa
    What about this one?
[18:48] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're cute in anything!
[18:51] (Flashback) Risa
    You called me cute so many times.
[18:53] (Flashback) Risa
    I'm so happy.
[18:54] (Flashback) Naoya
    I can't lie.
[18:56] (Flashback) Rika
    I-I'm jealous.
[18:59] (Flashback) Risa
    I wish I had a brother
    like you, Naoya-oniichan.
[19:09] (Flashback) Naoya
    I want a sister like you too, Risa-chan.
[19:13] (Flashback) Rika
    It worked!
[19:16] (Flashback) Risa
    Job's done.
[19:18] (Flashback) Rika
    Th-Then, Naoya, do you want to...
[19:22] (Flashback) Naoya
    I won't go out with you.
[19:23] (Flashback) Rika
    Come on!
[19:25] (Flashback) Rika
    Risa's got even more going for her!
[19:28] (Flashback) Rika
    Risa's on MeTube, too.
[19:30] (Flashback) Rika
    She's working hard.
    She's better at gaming than I am.
[19:33] (Flashback) Rika
    She didn't even have to
    show her boobs like I did
SIGN    Risapon TV
     10,000
    Subscriber
    Celebration
[19:37] (Flashback) Rika
    to make it to 10,000 subscribers!
    I'm so proud of her!
[19:39] (Flashback) Risa
    You're embarrassing me.
[19:41] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'm still not going out with you!
[19:43] (Flashback) Rika
    Why not?!
[19:44] (Flashback) Naoya
    Wait, first of all...
[19:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    Are you even content with me going out
    with you so I could have a sister?!
[19:51] (Flashback) Rika
    I'll do anything to achieve
    my goal of going out with you!
[19:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    But any guy who'd agree to
    that has to be bad news!
[20:01] (Flashback) Naoya
    Do you want a boyfriend who's going out with
    you just to get close to your little sister?!
[20:06] (Flashback) Rika
    W-Well...
[20:14] (Flashback) Rika
    N-Now that you mention it,
    I'd be really grossed out by you.
[20:19] (Flashback) Rika
    Something was wrong with me.
[20:21] Risa
    No kidding.
[20:23] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'm glad you understand.
[20:28] (Flashback) Naoya
    Risa-chan...
[20:29] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're definitely Mirika-san's sister.
[20:32] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're cute.
[20:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    I wish you could have been my sister.
[20:42] (Flashback) Rika
    What Naoya said just now...
[20:46] (Flashback) Risa
    Onee-chan?
[20:48] (Flashback) Rika
    He means I'm cute, too, right?
[20:52] Risa
    What a simp!
[20:56] Saki
    You're a MeTuber, Risa-chan?
[20:58] Saki
    How could I not subscribe to a
    channel with such a cute girl?
[21:04] Risa
    Onee-chan, you're embarrassing me.
[21:07] Naoya
    Thanks, Risa-chan.
[21:09] Rika
    Don't make my sister take me back!
[21:12] Rika
    Also, how did you get in contact with Risa?
[21:15] Naoya
    We exchanged email addresses
    through the MeTube contact info.
[21:19] Rika
    Email addresses?!
[21:20] Rika
    You know Naoya's email address, Risa?!
[21:22] Risa
    We're leaving.
[21:23] Rika
    Exchange email addresses with me, too!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[21:28] Rika
    I'm begging you, Risa!
[21:30] Rika
    Tell me Naoya's email address!
[21:32] Risa
    That's private information. No way.
SIGN    A Few Days Later
[21:40] Naoya
    What is that?
[21:42] Rika
    A rental agreement.
[21:45] Rika
    For the apartment next door!
[21:52] Rika
    If you won't agree to my demands,
[21:53] Rika
    I can just use the power of
    money to be close to you!
[21:59] Rika
    This is who I am!
[22:01] Risa
    Sure, sure.
[22:02] Risa
    Make a lot of videos,
    or you're going to go broke.
[22:06] Naoya
    I-It's legal.
[22:06] Rika
    Now I can always be by Naoya's side!
[22:09] Nagisa
    It's legal, but...
[22:11] Saki
    I'm so worried.
[22:27] Saki
    Let's have a shit ton of fun
    during summer break, though!
[22:30] Nagisa
    Yeah!
[22:31] Naoya
    Let's make lots of good memories together!
[22:34] Girls
    Yeah!
SIGN    Get 'Em Go Go Summer Break!!
[24:12] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:15] Risa
    You'll get to see how Saki-san and
    Shino-san became best friends.
[24:18] Shino
    She's always been weird.
[24:20] Risa
    Also, get this: Shino-san attacks
     Onii-chan in his sleep!
[24:23] Shino
    What the heck am I doing?!

Season 2

E2 - Welcome, Shino-san

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[00:00] Naoya
    Thanks to Shino-san,
    we all managed to pass the term finals.
[00:07] Naoya
    I have to make Saki-chan and Minase-san happy.
[00:09] Naoya
    I need it to be the best two-timing
    they've ever been involved in.
[00:12] Naoya
    To that end, I'm going to use all my work pay
    to make it the best summer break ever!
[00:16] Rika
    Don't forget about me!
[00:25] Shino
    I'll be living with Mukai-kun and
    the others during summer break.
SIGN    Fireworks Festival
    July 24th
[00:29] Shino
    I need to do everything I can to
    make them stop their two-timing.
[00:35] Shino
    For Sakisaki's sake.
[00:37] Shino
    And for my sake,
    so that I can give up on Mukai-kun.
[00:43] Saki
    Coming.
[00:47] Saki
    Shino, come in.
[00:49] Shino
    Get a grip!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:24] Shino
    Just because it's summer break... Sheesh.
[02:27] Saki
    Sorry.
[02:28] Naoya
    Welcome.
[02:30] Nagisa
    H-Hello.
[02:33] Shino
    Oh, jeez.
[02:35] Shino
    You don't even put away your clothes.
[02:37] Nagisa
    How did you even become
    friends with Shino-san?
[02:41] Nagisa
    Your personalities are so different.
[02:44] Saki
    We hit it off really quickly.
[02:47] Shino
    How could you say that?
[02:51] Shino
    I'd just transferred schools during the first
    year of middle school because of my parents.
[03:02] (Flashback) Shino
    Who are you?
[03:04] (Flashback) Saki
    I see a super-cute girl...
[03:08] (Flashback) Saki
    with smaller boobs than mine!
[03:13] Nagisa
    I can't believe you became close after that.
[03:15] Shino
    Someone had to be around
    to save her from herself.
[03:20] (Flashback) Saki
    Sorry I just told you out of nowhere
    that you have small boobs.
[03:24] (Flashback) Saki
    It bugs you, doesn't it? I get it.
[03:26] (Flashback) Shino
    You've got the wrong idea.
SIGN    First Year National Scholastic Exams
     School Top Students
    
SIGN    1. Kiryu Shino
     2. Tanaka Takashi
    3. Yamaguchi Hanako
    4. Katoh Kenta
    5. Nishida Hiroaki
SIGN    6. Yamazaki Momoe
    7. Ishida Suzune
    8. Okamoto Kazuki
    9. Ogawa Taiki
    10. Ito Ryusei
SIGN    1. Kiryu Shino
[03:31] (Flashback) Shino
    That's me.
[03:32] (Flashback) Saki
    First place?! And you got
    100 percent on every test?
[03:35] (Flashback) Saki
    Wow!
[03:36] (Flashback) Saki
    Your name's Shino-chan, huh?
[03:38] (Flashback) Saki
    That's a cute name.
[03:40] (Flashback) Shino
    Not just that.
[03:45] (Flashback) Saki
    She's stupid good!
[03:46] (Flashback) Saki
    Well?
[03:48] (Flashback) Saki
    You're the full package.
[03:50] (Flashback) Shino
    Aren't I?
[03:52] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm the full package. Do you really think
    I care about the size of my breasts?
[03:56] (Flashback) Saki
    Yeah, that's a different matter.
[03:58] (Flashback) Shino
    I really don't care!
[04:00] (Flashback) Saki
    We washboards have to stick together!
[04:04] (Flashback) Shino
    Listen...
[04:06] (Flashback) Shino
    My life in high school,
    university, and after that
[04:09] (Flashback) Shino
    is all going to be on a totally
    different level from yours.
[04:13] (Flashback) Shino
    So even if we become friends now,
    we'll stop seeing each other soon,
[04:18] (Flashback) Shino
    and you'll have wasted all of your time.
[04:21] (Flashback) Shino
    You're only going to be jealous of me.
[04:24] (Flashback) Shino
    You won't enjoy it.
[04:26] (Flashback) Shino
    If, when we're grown up,
    you walk the same path as mine,
[04:30] (Flashback) Shino
    we can become friends then.
[04:36] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's game together!
[04:38] (Flashback) Shino
    Were you listening to me?
[04:39] (Flashback) Saki
    I dunno about all that complicated stuff,
[04:42] (Flashback) Saki
    but we should be friends
    while we're still young and cute!
[04:46] (Flashback) Saki
    Besides, I'm confident I won't get jealous
    of anyone with smaller boobs than mine.
[04:53] Shino
    She's pissing me off!
[04:55] (Flashback) Saki
    Okay? Let's game.
[04:57] (Flashback) Shino
    I will not.
[04:58] (Flashback) Shino
    I don't have a system, anyway.
[05:00] (Flashback) Saki
    Not to worry.
[05:01] (Flashback) Saki
    I used my New Year's allowance
    to buy another one.
[05:04] (Flashback) Shino
    Are you that stupid?
[05:05] (Flashback) Shino
    You never considered that
    I might still say no?!
[05:09] (Flashback) Saki
    W-Well...
[05:11] (Flashback) Saki
    I was only thinking about
    gaming with a cute girl.
[05:14] (Flashback) Shino
    Seriously... What's wrong with you?
[05:17] (Flashback) Shino
    Fine, I'll play so you didn't waste your money.
[05:20] (Flashback) Saki
    Really?
[05:21] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's play!
[05:22] (Flashback) Saki
    Thanks, Shino!
[05:24] (Flashback) Saki
    I love you!
[05:28] (Flashback) Shino
    For pity's sake...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[05:30] Saki
    I'm Saki Saki!
[05:32] Saki
    Call me Sakisaki!
[05:34] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[05:35] Shino
    Your parents don't care, do they?
[05:38] Shino
    So she kept following me around,
    and over time...
[05:43] Naoya
    I had no idea.
[05:45] Saki
    What can I say? I like cute girls.
[05:48] Naoya
    You were already friends with
    Saki-chan by the time I met you,
[05:52] Naoya
    so I didn't know about all that.
[05:55] Naoya
    You've always cared about Saki-chan, huh?
[06:01] Naoya
    I'm sorry for worrying you
    about the two-timing!
[06:05] Shino
    No kidding!
[06:07] Shino
    In any case, you'd better be
    expecting me this summer.
[06:12] Shino
    Where's my room?
[06:13] Naoya
    Oh, over there.
[06:22] Shino
    Sheesh.
[06:27] Shino
    I ended up meeting Mukai-kun
    because I became friends with Sakisaki.
[06:36] Shino
    It must have been about
    a month after I met Sakisaki.
[06:42] (Flashback) Saki
    So anyway, about the game that's coming out...
[06:45] (Flashback) Shino
    Yeah, yeah. Now what?
[06:47] (Flashback) Saki
    It seems really...
[06:49] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan! I love you!
[06:53] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love you!
[06:54] (Flashback) Saki
    Nobody asked!
[06:59] (Flashback) Saki
    Let's go, Shino.
[07:00] (Flashback) Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[07:02] Shino
    My first thought was that
    I kind of liked his honest eyes.
[07:09] Shino
    The boy with the sincere eyes who
    confesses to Sakisaki once a month...
[07:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, I love you!
[07:15] (Flashback) Saki
    You're embarrassing me!
[07:18] Shino
    He emerged countless times
    when I was with Sakisaki.
[07:22] (Flashback) Naoya
    You have an adorable smile!
[07:24] Shino
    Again...
[07:25] (Flashback) Shino
    You have adorable boobs!
[07:27] (Flashback) Saki
    I'll kill you!
[07:32] Shino
    And again.
[07:34] Shino
    He never relented.
[07:37] (Flashback) Shino
    Come on...
[07:40] (Flashback) Shino
    Why don't you try something else?
[07:43] Shino
    I didn't mean to get involved.
[07:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    Aren't you... Shino-san?
[07:49] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan's friend?
[07:51] (Flashback) Shino
    There has to be a better way
    to get her to go out with you.
[07:55] (Flashback) Shino
    You're much too awkward.
[07:57] (Flashback) Naoya
    A-Am I?
[07:59] (Flashback) Shino
    You are.
[08:01] (Flashback) Shino
    If pushing isn't working, try pulling, maybe.
[08:04] (Flashback) Shino
    Try not confessing for a while.
[08:06] (Flashback) Shino
    You might draw her attention that way.
[08:11] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're right.
[08:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    But I'm still gonna keep telling her I love her!
[08:15] (Flashback) Shino
    Why would you do that?!
[08:17] (Flashback) Naoya
    I mean, it'd be great if we could go out...
[08:22] (Flashback) Naoya
    But I love her.
[08:24] (Flashback) Naoya
    So I want her to know that I do.
[08:29] Shino
    I think I was already drawn
    to his extremely genuine eyes.
[08:35] (Flashback) Shino
    I-I see.
[08:40] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm sorry.
[08:42] (Flashback) Shino
    I thought you were a bit of an idiot.
[08:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    An idiot?!
[08:47] (Flashback) Shino
    Dating isn't the most important thing to you.
[08:50] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm amazed.
[08:52] (Flashback) Shino
    That said, there has to be a better way!
[08:56] (Flashback) Shino
    Oh, it's her birthday next week.
[08:59] (Flashback) Shino
    What's your plan?
[09:01] (Flashback) Naoya
    I plan to give her a hundred roses.
[09:03] (Flashback) Shino
    That's too much!
[09:04] (Flashback) Shino
    I'll help you pick out a present.
[09:11] (Flashback) Naoya
    What about this one?
SIGN    Push-up Bra
[09:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Bust enhancement!
[09:14] (Flashback) Shino
    She's going to kill you.
[09:16] (Flashback) Naoya
    A ring to express my love!
[09:17] (Flashback) Shino
    That's cringe.
[09:19] (Flashback) Shino
    Why not a giant haul of gummies, then?
[09:21] (Flashback) Naoya
    Th-That's it!
[09:23] (Flashback) Shino
    No, I'm kidding.
[09:25] (Flashback) Shino
    Although I can see her appreciating it.
[09:28] (Flashback) Naoya
    You really are close to Saki-chan, huh?
[09:33] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm not sure about that.
[09:35] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm just putting up with her because
    she's so persistent and vulnerable.
[09:39] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're brimming with kindness!
[09:41] (Flashback) Shino
    What's that supposed to mean?
[09:43] (Flashback) Shino
    Let's keep going.
[09:53] (Flashback) Shino
    She wears clothes from this shop pretty often.
[09:55] (Flashback) Shino
    What do you think?
[09:57] (Flashback) Naoya
    Could you put it on for my reference?
[10:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're so cute!
[10:06] (Flashback) Shino
    Eh? Oh, the clothes.
[10:08] (Flashback) Naoya
    No, you too!
[10:09] (Flashback) Shino
    Stop it!
[10:11] (Flashback) Shino
    What's wrong with him?
[10:14] Shino
    He was all kinds of weird, but he was so
    earnest. I didn't mind spending time with him.
[10:19] (Flashback) Naoya
    Shino-san! Saki-chan's here!
[10:26] (Flashback) Naoya
    She's going to think I'm being unfaithful!
[10:28] (Flashback) Shino
    D-Don't be silly!
[10:31] (Flashback) Naoya
    It's going to ruin the surprise, too.
[10:32] (Flashback) Naoya
    I need a place to hide!
[10:34] (Flashback) Shino
    Oh, fine!
[10:36] (Flashback) Shino
    Get in here!
[10:42] (Flashback) Shino
    D-Don't you dare look this way.
[10:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    Actually, I caught a glimpse
    when I was coming in.
[10:48] (Flashback) Naoya
    Sorry.
[10:49] (Flashback) Shino
    You don't need to be so honest about that!
[10:51] (Flashback) Naoya
    It was beautiful, though.
[10:53] (Flashback) Shino
    Seriously, stop!
[10:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    Also, thank you so much for all the help today.
[11:00] (Flashback) Shino
    Never mind that!
[11:02] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're so kind!
[11:04] (Flashback) Shino
    No, seriously...
[11:07] (Flashback) Shino
    You keep saying I'm nice,
    but it's not like that!
[11:13] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm pretty good both
    academically and athletically.
[11:17] (Flashback) Shino
    I'm privileged.
[11:19] (Flashback) Shino
    I just happen to have the capacity
    to deal with other people's problems.
[11:22] (Flashback) Shino
    That's all this was today, too.
[11:25] (Flashback) Naoya
    No, you're so kind!
[11:27] (Flashback) Shino
    Hey!
[11:28] (Flashback) Naoya
    You use your capacity for other
    people rather than yourself!
[11:34] (Flashback) Naoya
    You're definitely nice!
[11:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    I think you're a fantastic person!
[11:39] (Flashback) Shino
    Y-You can't...
[11:42] (Flashback) Shino
    You can't say that to anyone besides Sakisaki.
[11:54] (Flashback) Shino
    Dummy!
[11:59] (Flashback) Shino
    Looks like Sakisaki left, too.
[12:05] (Flashback) Naoya
    Um...
[12:08] (Flashback) Naoya
    Really, thanks for everything today.
[12:12] (Flashback) Naoya
    For you.
[12:13] (Flashback) Shino
    You didn't have to.
[12:21] (Flashback) Shino
    Thanks.
[12:27] (Flashback) Shino
    Oh, by the way, don't talk
    to me starting tomorrow.
[12:32] (Flashback) Shino
    If we get too close and I fall
    in love with you, you're in trouble.
[12:40] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love Saki-chan,
    but you're really attractive, too.
[12:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    What do I do?!
[12:47] (Flashback) Shino
    Stop making such a big deal of it!
[12:50] (Flashback) Shino
    Thanks, though.
[12:54] (Flashback) Shino
    Well, I'm rooting for you.
[12:58] Shino
    Mukai-kun's a really good guy.
[13:01] Shino
    And Sakisaki definitely likes him.
[13:07] Shino
    Sakisaki is my friend.
[13:10] Shino
    And I already have plenty.
[13:14] Shino
    I can't be wanting my
    friend's significant other.
SIGN    Naoya's sleeping after
    his exhausting morning shift,
    so Nagisa-chan and I are
    gonna go shopping.
SIGN    Huge dinner tonight!
[13:35] Shino
    Yet...
[13:36] Shino
    I still haven't gotten over him.
[13:39] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[13:49] Shino
    What am I supposed to do?
[13:56] Shino
    Would it help me move on
    if I kiss him or something?
[14:04] Saki
    Shino?
[14:10] Saki
    What are you doing?
[14:13] Shino
    S-Sakisaki...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:20] Rika
    Do you think having me here makes up
    for my lack of screen time?
[14:26] Saki
    Shino...
[14:29] Saki
    Do you...
[14:30] Shino
    I-It's nothing, Sakisaki.
[14:34] Saki
    But...
[14:35] Shino
    I just, er...
[14:37] Shino
    I h-have to use my top-of-the-grade
    mind to come up with a cover story!
[14:40] Shino
    Mukai-kun had some n-nose hairs
    sticking out, so I was plucking them!
[14:45] Saki
    I see!
[14:47] Saki
    Yeah, I'd totally do that.
[14:48] Saki
    No way you'd kiss him, right?
[14:50] Shino
    Thank goodness she's dumb.
[14:53] Saki
    I remembered there's a stream I've been
    meaning to catch, so I rushed home.
[14:59] Saki
    Ooh, I made it.
[15:05] Shino
    I-I'm a bit sweaty.
[15:07] Shino
    Can I use the shower?
[15:09] Saki
    Go ahead.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[15:11] Saki
    Risapon's so cute.
[15:15] Shino
    What the hell am I doing?!
[15:18] Shino
    Wh-Why did I try to k-kiss Mukai-kun?!
[15:24] Shino
    Worse, Sakisaki saw me!
[15:27] Shino
    I c-can't just pass this off
    as a lapse in judgment.
[15:31] Shino
    If I'd actually kissed him,
    and Sakisaki caught me,
[15:36] Shino
    it would have been completely over.
[15:44] Shino
    I'm not letting my guard down anymore.
[15:46] Shino
    I'm going to end his two-timing
    and give up on Mukai-kun.
[15:52] Shino
    I'm going to set this straight.
[15:57] Naoya
    Gotta wash my face...
[15:59] Shino
    Wh...
[16:06] Naoya
    S-Sorry!
[16:07] Naoya
    I j-just remembered I saw
    a lot at the hot springs, too.
[16:10] Naoya
    And I forgot to be punished for it!
[16:12] Naoya
    I need to turn myself in!
[16:15] Naoya
    Police?
[16:16] Naoya
    I've engaged in voyeurism!
[16:17] Naoya
    My address is...
[16:18] Shino
    Enough!
[16:20] Naoya
    Let go! Please!
[16:21] Shino
    You don't need to do that!
[16:23] Naoya
    But I need to be held accountable!
[16:25] Shino
    I'm the victim, and I said it's fine!
[16:28] Naoya
    You're saying you don't mind me looking?!
[16:30] Shino
    No!
[16:35] Naoya
    Look out!
[16:40] Naoya
    Ow, ow...
[16:43] Naoya
    Are you okay? Are you hurt?
[16:47] Shino
    I have to move on.
[16:49] Shino
    So why do I keep...
[16:51] Naoya
    Thank goodness you held on to your towel.
[16:55] Shino
    Oh, no! If Sakisaki sees us in this position...
[17:04] Saki
    And it's in again!
[17:05] Shino
    It is not!
[17:17] Shino
    It hasn't even been a day since I got here...
[17:20] Naoya
    I've already seen you at
    the hot springs! It's okay!
[17:23] Shino
    Seeing more doesn't make it better!
[17:25] Shino
    Mukai-kun, you're so...
[17:28] Saki
    Shino, do you...
[17:33] Saki
    Do you have a clumsy streak?
[17:38] Shino
    Damn it!
[17:39] Shino
    I'm going to put an end to
    your two-timing and leave!
[17:43] Shino
    You'd better be ready for me!
[17:44] Shino
    Idiot! Idiot!
[17:46] Naoya
    I'll do my best!
[17:49] Saki
    Wait...
[17:50] Saki
    It couldn't be, could it?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[17:53] Rika
    My next project is the
    100 Videos at 10 Campsites Challenge!
[17:58] Risa
    Seriously?
[18:01] Naoya
    We're holding a welcome party
    for you, Shino-san!
[18:03] Nagisa
    We worked hard!
[18:05] Saki
    Dang!
[18:09] Shino
    Are you mental?
[18:10] Naoya
    How?!
[18:11] Shino
    This whole situation!
[18:13] Shino
    I said I'd live with you guys so I could
    wreck your two-timing relationship.
[18:18] Shino
    A welcome party?
[18:21] Shino
    Are you kidding?
[18:23] Naoya
    The three of us talked it over
    and decided to welcome your stay.
[18:31] Naoya
    You're Saki-chan's dear friend.
[18:34] Naoya
    Whatever your intentions may be,
[18:36] Naoya
    I want to value someone
    who someone I value values!
[18:43] Saki
    Indeed.
[18:44] Nagisa
    Yup.
[18:45] Naoya
    So we're going to have a good time together.
[18:48] Naoya
    And I'll make you approve
    of our two-timing relationship!
[18:50] Shino
    Why do you think I ever would?!
[18:54] Shino
    What's wrong with you?
[18:56] Nagisa
    L-Let's just have dinner.
[18:59] Shino
    I'm fine.
[19:02] Nagisa
    We've been working on it for three days.
[19:05] Nagisa
    I thought we could get closer
    if we ate together.
[19:10] Nagisa
    Are you really not eating with us?
[19:13] Shino
    Oh, fine.
[19:16] Shino
    None of this is the food's fault.
[19:19] Shino
    We aren't going to be friends, though.
[19:21] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[19:27] Shino
    It's good.
[19:30] Naoya
    You did it, Minase-san!
[19:34] Shino
    That meat looks expensive.
[19:37] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun paid for the ingredients.
[19:39] Naoya
    I burned through all the money I earned.
[19:41] Shino
    Stop endangering yourself!
[19:42] Nagisa
    Have some of this, too.
[19:46] Shino
    It's good.
[19:47] Nagisa
    There's more.
[19:51] Shino
    It's all good.
[19:53] Shino
    You must have worked really hard
     to become such a good cook.
[19:59] Shino
    Wow.
[20:00] Nagisa
    You're honest when you praise me,
    even though you hate me.
[20:05] Nagisa
    I love you.
[20:05] Saki
    I know.
[20:06] Naoya
    So charming.
[20:07] Shino
    That's exactly what I hate about you!
[20:09] Shino
    Besides, it does taste good, but...
[20:12] Shino
    Meat!
[20:13] Shino
    Oil!
[20:14] Shino
    Carbs!
[20:15] Shino
    There's no nutritional balance!
[20:21] Shino
    You need to get your veggies in,
    or you're going to get sick.
[20:25] Nagisa
    I see!
[20:26] Shino
    You're hopeless.
[20:28] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[20:31] Nagisa
    You're so kind, Shino-san.
[20:33] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun will appreciate me even more now.
[20:37] Shino
    Sh-Shit!
[20:40] Saki
    Nagisa-chan committed herself
    to cooking to impress Naoya.
[20:45] Shino
    For Mukai-kun?
[20:50] Shino
    Tell me something...
[20:53] Shino
    Did you fall in love with Mukai-kun
    not knowing he was already with Sakisaki?
[21:00] Nagisa
    I knew.
[21:02] Shino
    Unbelievable!
[21:04] Shino
    Do you have any idea how much hell
    you're putting Sakisaki through?
[21:09] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[21:10] Nagisa
    I don't think I really know.
[21:15] Nagisa
    I don't think I can even fathom
    how much I've put Saki-san through
[21:19] Nagisa
    and how much I will in the future
    in order to keep this relationship.
[21:26] Nagisa
    I feel very guilty about it.
[21:28] Shino
    So stop the two-timing relationship now!
[21:30] Nagisa
    But I love Naoya-kun.
[21:35] Nagisa
    He said he'd never let me go,
    and I've decided to stay with him.
[21:42] Nagisa
    I want to be friends with you,
[21:44] Nagisa
    but I don't have any intention of
    breaking up with Naoya-kun!
[21:49] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:50] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[21:52] Nagisa
    Th-That's just how it is for me.
[21:56] Shino
    You look so frail, but you're so
    obnoxiously assertive when it matters.
[22:03] Saki
    Hey, let's try to get along.
[22:05] Shino
    No!
[22:06] Saki
    I'm sorry!
[22:07] Shino
    I hate Minase-san even more now.
[22:12] Shino
    I'm absolutely going to make
    you end your relationship!
[22:16] Nagisa
    I'm not backing down!
[22:17] Naoya
    Let's do this!
[22:19] Nagisa
    Yes!
[22:23] Shino
    I'm putting an end to this, I swear!
[22:26] Saki
    Shino's scary...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:29] Rika
    Gross... Gotta make it again.
[22:32] Risa
    Uh... I can't keep eating
    your botched cooking.
SIGN    Welcome, Shino-san
[24:12] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:14] Risa
    Everyone's headed to the fireworks festival!
[24:16] Rika
    I'm gonna seduce Naoya in my yukata!
[24:19] Risa
    That's what she says, but don't mind her.
[24:21] Rika
    Am I getting rejected again?!
[24:23] Risa
    See you next time!
[24:24] Rika
    Tell me! Please!

Season 2

E3 - Get Yourself Together

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[00:01] Nagisa
    In order to get Naoya-kun to stop two-timing,
[00:03] Nagisa
    Shino-san has decided to live
    with us during summer break.
[00:07] Nagisa
    So we held a welcoming party
    to get closer with her, but...
[00:13] Shino
    Minase-san, I'm never going to approve
    of your two-timing relationship.
[00:17] Shino
    Break up with Minase-san for Sakisaki's sake.
[00:21] Nagisa
    I can't do that!
[00:23] Saki
    Nagisa-chan and Shino go at each other.
[00:27] Saki
    And Shino's shocking secret is revealed!
[00:34] Saki
    That's right...
[00:35] Saki
    Shino's a natural-born accidental pervert!
[00:39] Shino
    That's not important right now!
SIGN    Fireworks Festival
    July 24th
    7 PM
[00:47] Shino
    The fireworks festival is today.
[00:50] Shino
    The fireworks are going to set the mood
    for you to get closer to Mukai-kun
[00:55] Shino
    and get ahead of Minase-san.
[00:58] Saki
    S-Sure...
[01:00] Shino
    You can do this!
[01:02] Saki
    Of course...
[01:05] Saki
    I'll do my best to set the mood, and we'll...
[01:08] Saki
    share our first kiss.
[01:16] Shino
    Huh? You haven't even kissed yet?
[01:20] Shino
    Even though Minase-san already has,
    despite having come later?
[01:23] Shino
    You've been friends since you were little!
[01:28] Shino
    What have you been doing
    all this time, Sakisaki?!
[01:31] Saki
    I-I mean, y'know...
[01:34] Saki
    Nagisa-chan only kissed him on the cheek.
[01:37] Shino
    So have you kissed him on the cheek, then?
[01:41] Saki
    Nope.
[01:43] Shino
    Seriously, what have you been doing?
[01:46] Saki
    Well, I mean, we've been busy
    with the two-timing thing.
[01:49] Saki
    We've been friends for so long!
[01:51] Saki
    I don't think I could suddenly kiss him!
[01:58] Shino
    Come.
[02:08] Shino
    Kiss Mukai-kun right now.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[03:46] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun and Saki-san...
[03:49] Nagisa
    kissing?
[03:51] Saki
    I said I'd set the mood at the
    fireworks festival and kiss him there!
[03:57] Shino
    You haven't before now because you
    couldn't set the mood, isn't that right?
[04:01] Shino
    How, specifically, are you
    going to set the mood?
[04:06] Shino
    Do you plan to never kiss him
    if you can never set the mood?
[04:09] Saki
    W-Well...
[04:15] Shino
    It's because you're like this that Mukai-kun
    ends up wanting to two-time you.
[04:21] Naoya
    I-I think I understand what's going on.
[04:24] Naoya
    But if that's the case...
[04:30] Naoya
    Let's set the mood and kiss!
[04:32] Saki
    Here? Now?!
[04:34] Naoya
    Here! Now!
[04:37] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:44] Naoya
    Saki-chan... I love you.
[04:46] Saki
    Wait!
[04:47] Saki
    N-Naoya!
[04:50] Naoya
    I love your smile.
[04:52] Naoya
    I love how honest you are.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[04:57] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
SIGN    Thump
[04:59] Saki
    N-Naoya...
[05:02] Nagisa
    Stare...
[05:06] Saki
    This is too uncomfortable!
[05:07] Naoya
    What is?!
[05:08] Saki
    Everything about it!
[05:10] Naoya
    Do you not want to kiss me?
[05:12] Saki
    I didn't expect it to be like this!
[05:14] Shino
    Sakisaki, are you taking this seriously?
[05:16] Saki
    Wait!
[05:17] Nagisa
    You got this, Saki-san!
[05:19] Saki
    You're okay with this, Nagisa-chan?!
[05:21] Nagisa
    It wouldn't be two-timing
    if I got in the way here.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:28] Nagisa
    I'd like to kiss Naoya-kun
    for real someday, too.
[05:37] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[05:44] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[05:47] Naoya
    I'd fallen in love with two girls.
[05:51] Naoya
    So it might be hard to believe, but...
[05:54] Naoya
    I really don't think my feelings
    for you have changed at all!
[05:59] Naoya
    Not since I fell in love with you that day.
[06:06] Saki
    Naoya...
[06:12] Saki
    Are you r-really going to kiss me
    on such an ordinary day?
[06:17] Naoya
    You're always so charming and cute!
[06:25] Naoya
    Do you not feel like kissing me?
[06:34] Saki
    I do.
[06:37] Saki
    I want to kiss you.
[06:40] Saki
    I've always wanted to.
[06:44] Shino
    Sakisaki...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[06:49] Saki
    Naoya...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[06:52] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[06:54] Nagisa
    Stare...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[06:55] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[06:57] Shino
    Mukai-kun and Sakisaki are...
[07:03] Saki
    Uncomfortable!
[07:05] Shino
    After all that?!
[07:07] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, are you okay?
[07:07] Shino
    Jeez, Sakisaki, what are you doing?!
[07:10] Saki
    Nah, that gives me confidence
    for the fireworks festival. I got this!
SIGN    Fireworks Festival
    July 24th
    7 PM
[07:15] Saki
    To the fireworks festival!
[07:18] Shino
    Get yourself together!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Clack clack clack
SIGN    Clack clack
SIGN    Raaaah!!
    I'm editing 100 videos!!
[07:22] Rika
    I'm editing a hundred videos!
SIGN    T
    H
    E
    
    N
    I
    G
    H
    T
    
    O
    F
    
    T
    H
    E
    
    F
    I
    R
    E
    W
    O
    R
    K
    S
[07:26] Saki
    Naoya, we're all set.
[07:30] Shino
    I didn't need to come along.
[07:32] Saki
    Come on. The more the merrier.
[07:35] Nagisa
    I hope Naoya-kun likes my outfit.
[07:38] Rika
    I'm the best-looking one here!
[07:40] Saki
    Mirika!
[07:41] Saki
    Why are you here?
[07:43] Rika
    To seduce Naoya, obviously.
[07:47] Naoya
    What's wrong?!
[07:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[07:54] Saki
    Naoya!
[07:56] Rika
    Naoya!
[07:57] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[08:00] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[08:03] Rika
    Wh-What?
[08:05] Naoya
    Why are you so cute?!
[08:07] Saki
    Dunno!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[08:09] Naoya
    You look good, too, Shino-san!
[08:11] Shino
    Wh-Why do you care how I look?
[08:15] Rika
    Look, Naoya!
[08:17] Rika
    It's Mirika-sama in a yukata!
[08:19] Rika
    Look!
[08:20] Rika
    Aren't you happy to see me?
[08:21] Naoya
    No, not really.
[08:23] Naoya
    If anything, it's awkward.
[08:24] Rika
    That's not fair!
[08:31] Nagisa
    Look at all those stalls!
[08:34] Saki
    The fireworks festival here
    is famous for being pretty.
[08:37] Nagisa
    I can't wait.
[08:39] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[08:42] Naoya
    Let's make plenty of good memories today.
[08:45] Nagisa
    Yes!
[08:47] Saki
    Y-Yeah!
[08:48] Naoya
    There are a lot of people here.
[08:49] Saki
    Is there a kiss coming?
[08:51] Saki
    Is there going to be a kiss?
[08:51] Naoya
    Let's all be careful.
[08:53] Saki
    W-Well, let's hit the stalls first!
[08:56] Nagisa
    Right!
SIGN    Okonomiyaki
SIGN    Chocolate Bananas
[08:57] Naoya
    Time to burn through my pay!
[09:05] Naoya
    Saki-chan, which one do you want?
[09:08] Saki
    Naoya, I skipped lunch today.
[09:14] Saki
    All of it!
[09:21] Saki
    Yummy is justice!
[09:24] Shino
    You sure eat a lot.
[09:26] Rika
    Naoya!
[09:27] Rika
    I found chocolate bananas!
[09:29] Rika
    You like bananas, don't you?
[09:35] Rika
    Hey!
[09:36] Saki
    Naoya won't eat it either way.
[09:39] Naoya
    The chocolate flavor overwhelms the banana.
[09:43] Naoya
    It's not quite right.
[09:45] Rika
    Naoya knows what he wants!
[09:48] Rika
    I have to make videos!
[09:50] Rika
    I'll be back later!
[09:52] Naoya
    What do you wanna do, Minase-san?
[09:55] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[10:04] Saki
    Why are you so good at this?
[10:05] Nagisa
    I used to train myself.
[10:07] Nagisa
    This is the one thing I'm good at.
[10:09] Naoya
    That's amazing, Minase-san!
[10:12] Shino
    You're getting too close.
[10:14] Shino
    Sakisaki is here.
[10:16] Shino
    Have some restraint!
[10:18] Naoya
    Look out!
[10:24] Naoya
    S-Sorry!
[10:25] Shino
    Why does this always happen to me?!
[10:29] Saki
    Accidental perv.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[10:30] Rika
    It'll cost 500,000 yen to draw all the lots?!
[10:33] Rika
    S-So expensive!
[10:37] Saki
    Man, the stalls are so much fun.
[10:41] Nagisa
    They are.
[10:44] Naoya
    Do you want anything to eat, Shino-san?
[10:47] Shino
    Leave me alone.
[10:49] Shino
    Never mind me.
[10:51] Shino
    You'd better make things
    work with Sakisaki today.
[10:57] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, let's go check that out.
[10:59] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[11:01] Shino
    She started going out with you,
    and another girl came along.
[11:06] Shino
    And that girl even kissed you first.
[11:11] Shino
    There's no way she's okay with that.
[11:14] Naoya
    You're right.
[11:17] Shino
    She's shy, you know.
[11:22] Shino
    You'd better set the mood for her.
[11:27] Shino
    So have eyes only for Sakisaki.
[11:34] Shino
    Don't look at other girls.
[11:40] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[11:42] Naoya
    But Minase-san's...
[11:46] Shino
    I'm tired of hearing that!
[11:47] Shino
    Go watch the fireworks with Sakisaki
    today and get her in the mood!
[11:52] Shino
    Look.
[11:53] Shino
    The fireworks are about to start.
[11:55] Naoya
    G-Got it.
[11:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[11:58] Naoya
    Huh?
[12:00] Shino
    Sakisaki?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    All right!!
    I'm buying all the lots!!
[12:02] Rika
    All right! I'm buying all the lots!
SIGN    The manager stopped her
[12:08] Saki
    I'm going to watch the fireworks
    with Naoya, and then...
[12:13] Nagisa
    H-Huh?
[12:14] Nagisa
    Saki-san, have you seen Naoya-kun?
[12:18] Shino
    Mukai-kun! Call Sakisaki!
SIGN    Saki
[12:22] Naoya
    I'm out of range.
[12:23] Naoya
    I can't call them.
[12:28] Naoya
    Are we lost?!
[12:29] Shino
    You idiot!
[12:34] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[12:37] Shino
    Where is Sakisaki?
[12:41] Naoya
    We don't have time! The fireworks are starting!
[12:43] Shino
    Damn it!
[12:45] Shino
    Who knows when you'll have
    another chance after today?!
[12:49] Shino
    Sakisaki had better get it together,
    or another girl's going to go after Mukai-kun!
[12:53] Shino
    Mukai-kun! Let's split up and...
[12:56] Naoya
    Got it!
[12:57] Shino
    What are you doing?!
[12:59] Naoya
    This girl says her sandal string broke
    and she lost sight of her friends.
[13:04] Shino
    Wha?!
[13:05] Shino
    Is now really the time
    to be helping a stranger?!
[13:07] Naoya
    But she's really desperate!
[13:09] Shino
    You know we don't have time!
[13:11] Naoya
    I'll deal with it in five minutes!
[13:12] Shino
    Damn it!
[13:14] Shino
    I'll take care of her. You go find Sakisaki!
[13:20] Naoya
    A-Are you okay?
[13:24] Shino
    I-I'm fine.
[13:29] Shino
    Hurry up!
[13:31] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[13:33] Shino
    Go find Sakisaki!
[13:35] Naoya
    But you're in tears!
[13:37] Naoya
    I can't abandon you!
[13:39] Shino
    Hey!
[13:47] Naoya
    I can do this!
[13:48] Shino
    Don't do it!
[13:53] Naoya
    Where are you supposed
    to meet up with your friends?
[13:55] Girl
    Over there.
[13:56] Shino
    Wrong way!
[13:57] Naoya
    Screech!
[14:02] Shino
    You idiot!
[14:03] Shino
    Sakisaki was really looking forward
    to seeing the fireworks with you.
[14:08] Shino
    What are you going to do if you
    don't find her by the time it starts?
[14:10] Naoya
    I dunno!
[14:11] Shino
    I'm gonna smack you!
[14:12] Naoya
    But I think Saki-chan will kill me
    if I leave you when you're hurt!
[14:17] Shino
    That's not true!
[14:18] Naoya
    No, that's the kind of person she is!
[14:21] Naoya
    She really cares about you!
[14:24] Naoya
    Besides, I don't want to
    leave you behind, either!
SIGN    Thump
[14:32] Shino
    What's that supposed to mean?
[14:36] Shino
    You're touching my butt!
[14:38] Naoya
    Sorry!
[14:39] Girl
    Hey, my friends.
[14:40] Naoya
    You see them?!
[14:41] Girl
    Yeah.
[14:42] Girl
    You can leave me here.
[14:48] Girl
    Thanks for helping me when you
    have something important to do.
[14:51] Naoya
    It's totally fine.
[14:53] Shino
    Not really.
[14:54] Girl
    Bye-bye.
[14:55] Naoya
    All right, time to get you treatment.
[15:01] Shino
    You're really kind, Mukai-kun.
[15:04] Shino
    And overall, you're sincere.
[15:07] Shino
    The more I learn about you, the less
    I understand why you'd hurt Sakisaki...
[15:12] Shino
    Why you're two-timing her.
[15:21] Shino
    Even if Minase-san confessed to you
    and you had a crush on her...
[15:25] Shino
    You could have rejected
    her for Sakisaki's sake.
[15:33] Naoya
    That's what I thought
    I should do at first, too.
[15:36] Naoya
    Because I have Saki-chan.
[15:37] Shino
    Well, then...
[15:39] Naoya
    But that would only be because
    that was the normal thing to do.
[15:48] Naoya
    I thought I'd regret it if it wasn't an
    answer that I came up with myself.
[15:58] Naoya
    Of course, if I told Saki-chan that
    I'd fallen in love with Minase-san,
[16:02] Naoya
    I'd hurt her for sure.
[16:06] Naoya
    At the same time, if I rejected Minase-san,
[16:10] Naoya
    I couldn't change the fact
    that I'd fallen in love with her.
[16:13] Naoya
    If she found out somehow that I had
    feelings for someone other than her...
[16:22] Naoya
    That might hurt her way more
    than if I'd told her the truth.
[16:28] Naoya
    I thought maybe it's wrong to hide something
    like that from someone important to me.
[16:46] Naoya
    I'm sure it's all just my ego.
[16:49] Naoya
    And it's true that I fell in love with
    Minase-san when I already have Saki-chan.
[16:53] Naoya
    I'm obviously in the wrong.
[16:57] Shino
    You...
[16:59] Shino
    definitely should have kept it from her!
[17:03] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[17:06] Shino
    Put me down.
[17:08] Naoya
    But...
[17:09] Shino
    The first aid station's there.
[17:11] Shino
    It's fine.
[17:13] Shino
    I can get my own help.
[17:23] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[17:24] Shino
    Hurry up and find Sakisaki!
[17:26] Naoya
    A-All right.
[17:30] Shino
    Have eyes only for Sakisaki.
[17:34] Shino
    Otherwise, what am I supposed to...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Also...
SIGN    Urgh...
SIGN    Why do I always
    get my breasts
    and butt touched...
[17:42] Shino
    Also...
[17:43] Shino
    Why do I always end up getting
    my breasts and butt touched?
[17:48] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:50] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[17:53] Rika
    Naoya!
[17:54] Rika
    There you are!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[17:57] Rika
    I finally get to see you today.
SIGN    Thump
[18:00] Rika
    I've been preparing all day for it.
[18:04] Rika
    I want to watch the fireworks
    with him, talk lots, and...
[18:10] Rika
    I want him to notice me!
[18:14] Rika
    I won't ask for too much time.
[18:17] Rika
    Wanna watch the fireworks together?
[18:20] Rika
    Don't just ignore me!
[18:23] Rika
    Hold up!
[18:24] Naoya
    I'm looking for Saki-chan!
[18:25] Naoya
    I don't have time to watch
    the fireworks with you!
[18:29] Rika
    But you gave me five
    minutes at the hot springs!
[18:31] Naoya
    I thought that was the right thing to do!
[18:33] Rika
    What about now?
[18:34] Naoya
    Sorry, I can't!
[18:36] Rika
    Why?
[18:38] Rika
    I spent all summer taking
    lots of videos for today.
[18:44] Naoya
    Mirika-san...
[18:48] Naoya
    I don't have time!
[18:49] Rika
    Give me some attention for once!
[18:51] Rika
    Do you know how much I love you?!
[18:54] Naoya
    But I love Saki-chan and Minase-san!
[18:57] Rika
    What about me?!
[18:58] Naoya
    I'm not in love with you!
[19:00] Rika
    Also, Naoya, is it just me, or are you
    not treating me too well lately?!
[19:03] Naoya
    Well, yeah, I want you to give up on me!
[19:06] Rika
    You suck!
[19:11] Naoya
    Ow...
[19:16] Rika
    Look at me!
[19:22] Rika
    If you give me your attention and
    still don't fall for me, I'll let it go.
[19:29] Rika
    I'll let Saki and the others have you
    for today if you don't have time.
[19:35] Rika
    But...
[19:38] Rika
    Just once in a while, just for a little bit...
[19:41] Rika
    Give me your time.
[19:50] Naoya
    I want to use all my time for her.
[19:55] Rika
    Well...
[19:56] Rika
    You said you're a fan of mine, didn't you?
[19:58] Rika
    All those videos I was taking
    were camping videos!
[20:02] Rika
    I took them thinking it'd be
    really fun to go camping with you.
[20:07] Rika
    I worked really hard on the editing, too.
[20:09] Rika
    I guarantee they'll make you
    want to go camping with me!
[20:13] Rika
    Then you and I can...
[20:16] Rika
    The others can come along.
[20:19] Naoya
    I haven't watched them.
[20:21] Naoya
    I've stopped watching your videos, Mirika-san.
[20:31] Rika
    You're kidding... right?
[20:35] Naoya
    I wouldn't lie.
[20:45] Rika
    Oh, no...
[20:47] Rika
    Why am I crying?
[20:58] Rika
    Are my videos not good anymore?
[21:02] Rika
    I'll work even harder to make
    them fun to watch, then!
[21:05] Naoya
    That's not it.
[21:07] Rika
    D-Do you hate me now?
[21:10] Naoya
    I admire you.
[21:15] Rika
    Then why are you so...
[21:25] Naoya
    I can't let myself fall in love with you.
[21:40] Naoya
    So... I'm sorry.
[21:46] Rika
    D-Does that mean...
[21:56] Rika
    Does that mean Naoya notices me?
[22:05] Rika
    The fireworks are starting!
[22:07] Saki
    Where is Naoya?
[22:10] Nagisa
    The fireworks are supposed
    to last half an hour.
[22:13] Nagisa
    Let's split up and find him.
[22:14] Nagisa
    We can still make it.
[22:15] Saki
    Y-You're right.
[22:17] Saki
    I'll go this way, then.
[22:19] Nagisa
    Okay.
[22:19] Nagisa
    Let's meet up at that park
    there in twenty minutes.
[22:22] Saki
    Okay.
[22:23] Nagisa
    Hey!
[22:29] Nagisa
    I have an idea.
SIGN    All right!!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:34] Rika
    All right!
SIGN    Get Yourself Together
[24:13] Rika
    Next episode preview, here we go!
[24:14] Rika
    The gist is that Nagisa-san's
    going to be really bold!
[24:17] Nagisa
    What?! I'm gonna do that?!
[24:19] Risa
    Risa's all flustered now!
[24:20] Nagisa
    P-Please don't watch the next episode!
[24:23] Risa
    Be sure to watch it!

Season 2

E4 - Fireworks with the Girlfriends

Source: Crunchyroll
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[00:00] Shino
    The fireworks are going to set the mood
    for you to get closer to Mukai-kun
[00:05] Shino
    and get ahead of Minase-san.
[00:09] Nagisa
    Look at all those stalls!
[00:11] Saki
    The fireworks festival here
    is famous for being pretty.
[00:15] Nagisa
    I can't wait.
[00:18] Naoya
    Huh?
[00:19] Saki
    Where is Naoya?
[00:22] Nagisa
    Let's split up and find him.
[00:23] Nagisa
    We can still make it.
[00:25] Saki
    Okay.
[00:26] Nagisa
    Hey!
[00:32] Nagisa
    I have an idea.
[00:42] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[00:44] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[00:48] Naoya
    I have to find them quick!
[00:51] Naoya
    We promised to watch the fireworks together!
[00:55] Naoya
    We're going to make memories together!
[01:04] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[01:07] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[01:09] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[01:13] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[01:18] Saki's Friend A
    Huh?
[01:19] Saki's Friend A
    Mukai-kun... and Minase-san?
[01:29] Naoya
    Sh-She's Saki-chan's friend!
[01:33] Nagisa
    We can't let people from class know
    about my relationship with Naoya-kun!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[03:13] Saki's Friend A
    Mukai-kun and... Minase-san, right?
[03:18] Nagisa
    Y-Yay!
[03:20] Nagisa
    They have cotton candy!
[03:21] Nagisa
    I'd like some, please!
[03:25] Naoya
    So cute!
[03:26] Nagisa
    This is so embarrassing!
[03:29] Nagisa
    I-I'm gonna go eat in the park over there.
[03:34] Naoya
    Oh, shoot! I have somewhere to be, too.
[03:45] Nagisa
    Come to think of it, of course there are
    going to be people from class at the festival.
[03:49] Naoya
    Y-Yeah...
[03:58] Nagisa
    Wait, we gotta hurry,
    or the fireworks are going to end!
[04:01] Naoya
    We have to find Saki-chan!
[04:03] Nagisa
    I'll be waiting for Saki-san here.
[04:05] Nagisa
    It'll be all right.
[04:07] Naoya
    Oh, really?
[04:09] Nagisa
    S-So... Saki-san and I promised...
[04:16] Nagisa
    If I met you first,
    I'd get to spend time with you.
[04:26] Nagisa
    I want to watch the fireworks together
[04:30] Nagisa
    and make summer memories with you.
[04:44] Nagisa
    It's dark here.
[04:48] Nagisa
    We don't have to worry about being caught.
[04:51] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[04:54] Naoya
    All right!
[04:56] Naoya
    Let's focus on the fireworks!
[04:58] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[05:00] Saki
    Yum!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Yum...!
SIGN    Has totally forgotten about looking for Naoya
[05:09] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[05:12] Nagisa
    Pardon me!
[05:21] Naoya
    Minase-san's being so assertive!
[05:28] Nagisa
    Th-The fireworks are pretty, aren't they?
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:32] Naoya
    She's really trying.
[05:34] Naoya
    I want to answer her wishes!
[05:39] Nagisa
    N-N-N-Naoya-kun?!
[05:47] Nagisa
    I-If that's where you're going with this...
[05:53] Naoya
    I-In that case...
[05:55] Naoya
    Here!
[06:06] Naoya
    W-We aren't watching the fireworks!
[06:08] Nagisa
    You're right!
[06:21] Nagisa
    Still, I get to be together with you.
[06:27] Nagisa
    I'm really happy.
[06:32] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[06:41] Naoya
    About what happened...
[06:44] Naoya
    How we still have to hide our
    relationship from people...
[06:49] Naoya
    Sorry!
[06:51] Nagisa
    N-No, it's fine.
[06:54] Nagisa
    I'm more happy that I'm going out with you
[06:58] Nagisa
    than I am sad that I have to keep it a secret.
[07:02] Naoya
    Still, though, I really am
    putting a heavy burden on you.
[07:13] Nagisa
    You're right that it's
    a difficult relationship,
[07:16] Nagisa
    and we'll probably face all sorts
    of problems going forward.
[07:32] Nagisa
    But still,
[07:34] Nagisa
    if I get to be with you next year
    and the year after that...
[07:41] Nagisa
    If you're still going to look at me,
    I think it'll have been worth it.
[07:54] Nagisa
    Of course, part of me does want you for myself.
[08:07] Nagisa
    But the Naoya-kun I fell in love with was
    the Naoya-kun who's in love with Saki-san.
[08:16] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[08:24] Saki
    Naoya!
[08:26] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[08:28] Naoya
    Saki-chan.
[08:29] Nagisa
    Well, I'll be going.
[08:31] Nagisa
    I promised to switch places here.
[08:35] Nagisa
    Don't tell her about what we did
    when we were alone. It's embarrassing.
[08:42] Nagisa
    B-Bye.
[08:47] Saki
    Naoya.
[08:48] Saki
    What were you and Nagisa-chan doing together?
[08:51] Naoya
    W-Well...
[08:54] Naoya
    I can't tell you!
[08:55] Saki
    Hella suspicious!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    I got really far with
    Naoya-kun really quickly...
[08:57] Nagisa
    I got really far with
    Naoya-kun really quickly...
[09:07] Saki
    Are you really not going to tell me
    what you were doing with Nagisa-chan?
[09:11] Naoya
    She said she'd be embarrassed.
[09:13] Saki
    You did something to be embarrassed about?!
[09:16] Naoya
    Can't tell you.
[09:20] Naoya
    Anyway, Saki-chan...
[09:22] Naoya
    let's switch gears,
    watch the fireworks, set the mood,
[09:26] Naoya
    and kiss to remember this beautiful day!
[09:28] Saki
    I'm in no mood!
[09:32] Saki
    I feel like shit!
[09:37] Naoya
    But the fireworks are almost over.
[09:43] Naoya
    I couldn't get the mood
    right last time, either!
[09:45] Naoya
    And I failed to kiss you!
[09:47] Naoya
    I have a feeling I'll miss the next chance
    if I miss my chance today!
[09:53] Naoya
    I don't want this to go on forever
[09:57] Naoya
    and keep making you wait!
[10:03] Naoya
    Or do you not want to kiss me anymore?
[10:05] Saki
    I do!
[10:07] Saki
    Why would you make me say it?!
[10:14] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[10:15] Saki
    Sure.
[10:17] Saki
    It doesn't matter what you're
    doing with Nagisa-chan.
[10:19] Saki
    I'm just going to do what I need to do.
[10:25] Saki
    Let's watch the fireworks and set the mood!
[10:28] Naoya
    Yeah! Let's do it!
[10:39] Saki
    Calm your mind.
[10:48] Saki
    I just got a hell of a whiff of
    Nagisa-chan's scent from you!
[10:52] Saki
    No, wait... Is this...
[10:55] Saki
    It's Shino's and Mirika's scents!
    And some other woman's I don't know!
[11:00] Naoya
    How can you even tell?
[11:02] Saki
    Huh?
[11:03] Saki
    They're cute girls.
    Who wouldn't remember their scents?
[11:05] Naoya
    Is that a thing?
[11:07] Saki
    So...
[11:09] Saki
    Wh-What were you doing with all
    those women while I-I w-was gone?
[11:18] Naoya
    Nothing to be ashamed of.
[11:24] Naoya
    We just made contact because reasons!
[11:27] Saki
    That sounds hella shameful!
[11:28] Naoya
    I swear, it was nothing!
    Let's watch the fireworks!
[11:35] Saki
    W-Well...
[11:37] Saki
    I guess you wouldn't lie.
[11:41] Saki
    Yeah.
[11:46] Saki
    This is the first summer fireworks festival
    since we started going out.
[11:51] Saki
    I'd regret not enjoying it.
[11:57] Saki
    We've spent a lot of summers
    together since we were kids.
[12:04] Saki
    But unlike then, we're in a relationship now.
[12:14] Saki
    And...
[12:20] Saki
    We're grown up.
[12:25] Saki
    And...
SIGN    Nagisa's scent
[12:33] Saki
    I'm being two-timed.
[12:36] Saki
    Isn't this pretty sad for me?!
[12:40] Saki
    I can't focus at all!
[12:42] Saki
    This is why I hate two-timing!
[12:45] Naoya
    Calm down! Please!
[12:47] Naoya
    Let's watch the fireworks!
[12:48] Naoya
    Please stop shouting!
[12:49] Announcement
    The fireworks festival is now over.
SIGN    Emergency repairs complete...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[13:01] Shino
    Emergency repairs complete.
[13:12] Saki
    My fireworks festival with Naoya...
[13:18] Saki
    is over?
[13:20] Naoya
    Just a second!
SIGN    Dash
SIGN    Dash
SIGN    Dash
SIGN    Dash
[13:30] Naoya
    I bought fireworks!
SIGN    Stare...
[13:38] Naoya
    N-No?
[13:43] Saki
    We missed the fireworks festival,
    so you bought us sparklers instead?
[13:49] Saki
    How cliché could this get?
[13:52] Naoya
    Well...
[13:54] Naoya
    Yes.
[13:58] Saki
    But still...
[14:00] Saki
    Not a bad idea. Let's do it!
[14:04] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[14:07] Saki
    Which one should I pick?
[14:13] Naoya
    I keep causing you trouble
    because of my two-timing,
[14:17] Naoya
    yet you keep accepting me.
[14:19] Naoya
    Thanks.
[14:20] Saki
    Wh-Where did that come from?
[14:23] Naoya
    If it wasn't you that I was going out with,
[14:26] Naoya
    I don't think it would have gotten anywhere.
[14:32] Saki
    Naoya...
[14:34] Naoya
    But that's why...
[14:37] (Flashback) Shino
    She started going out with you,
    and another girl came along.
[14:42] (Flashback) Shino
    And that girl even kissed you first.
[14:47] (Flashback) Shino
    There's no way she's okay with that.
[14:51] Naoya
    I want to know how you feel in this moment.
[14:59] Saki
    How I feel?
[15:03] Naoya
    Since the three of us started living together,
[15:06] Naoya
    and with all that happened with Mirika-san,
[15:08] Naoya
    and with Shino-san having caught us...
[15:10] Naoya
    We're dealing with way more
    problems than in the beginning.
[15:14] Naoya
    Are you...
[15:18] Naoya
    happy that I've started two-timing you?
[15:20] Saki
    How could I be?!
[15:23] Saki
    Are you mental?!
[15:26] Naoya
    Y-You're right.
[15:29] Naoya
    B-But all the more, I want to hear the truth.
[15:35] Naoya
    What do you think about
    our relationship right now?
[15:40] Naoya
    Are you hiding any pain?
[15:47] Naoya
    To be honest, I'm scared,
[15:51] Naoya
    but I want to learn about you.
[15:55] Naoya
    I think I need to learn about you.
[15:58] Saki
    Naoya...
[16:07] Saki
    If I said it really hurts and
    I can't take it anymore...
[16:13] Saki
    What would you do?
[16:14] Naoya
    I'd figure it out!
[16:16] Saki
    That's it?!
[16:19] Saki
    Jeez, Naoya...
[16:22] Naoya
    W-Well?
[16:31] Saki
    Why don't we go ahead with the fireworks?
[16:34] Saki
    You bought them, after all.
[16:36] Naoya
    Y-Yeah.
[16:44] Saki
    It's been ages since I played with fireworks.
[16:49] Saki
    I bet Shino gave you an earful, didn't she?
[16:51] Naoya
    W-Well...
[16:54] Naoya
    Yeah, she did.
[17:00] Saki
    Sure, I get lonely.
[17:06] Saki
    You used to look only at me.
[17:10] Saki
    And then you met Nagisa-chan.
[17:13] Saki
    I realized I can't have your heart to myself.
[17:21] Saki
    Even if I made a fuss
    and forced you to break up,
[17:24] Saki
    Nagisa-chan would still be on your mind.
[17:29] Saki
    That does kinda sting.
[17:35] Saki
    But...
[17:37] Saki
    I still like you, Naoya.
[17:42] Saki
    You're ridiculously honest,
[17:44] Saki
    you're earnest,
[17:46] Saki
    and you don't know when to give up.
[17:48] Saki
    And I love you.
[17:51] Saki
    Sure, I wanted to beat the
    shit out of you when you
[17:53] Saki
    started saying you wanted to two-time me.
[17:58] Saki
    But there was a part of me that was amused
[18:00] Saki
    that you couldn't lie to me,
    even in that situation.
[18:04] Saki
    I mean, sure, I didn't know
    what to do in the beginning.
[18:11] Saki
    I don't know how our relationship,
    including Nagisa-chan, is going to go.
[18:20] Saki
    But I'm not particularly worried
    about my relationship with you.
[18:27] Saki
    You've always said you loved me.
[18:31] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan! I love you!
[18:33] Saki
    Over and over, from way back.
[18:35] Naoya
    I love you!
[18:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love you, Saki-chan!
[18:38] Saki
    Like an idiot.
[18:39] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love you, Saki-chan!
[18:41] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love you!
[18:43] Saki
    For years...
[18:45] (Flashback) Naoya
    I love you!
[18:46] Saki
    ...and years.
[18:55] Saki
    Which is why
[18:57] Saki
    I totally believe you're going
    to continue loving me.
[19:05] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:08] Saki
    Maybe I'm just the idiot here.
[19:13] Saki
    So you don't have to worry about me.
[19:17] Saki
    I love you, and you love me.
[19:22] Saki
    And we get to do fireworks together like this.
[19:25] Saki
    And every day ends up being fun.
[19:29] Saki
    I'm pretty happy for the time being.
[19:40] Saki
    All I can say about the two-timing is that
[19:42] Saki
    you're gonna have to do
    your best to convince me.
[19:45] Saki
    And if you do have any kind of
    sexy times with Nagisa-chan
[19:48] Saki
    before you convince me, I'll kill you.
[19:51] Saki
    Naoya?
[19:52] Naoya
    I'm so glad it was you.
[19:57] Naoya
    I'm so glad you're the one I fell in love with.
[20:02] Saki
    Come on, Naoya!
[20:07] Saki
    Oh, jeez.
[20:14] Naoya
    I really want to make you happy.
[20:24] Saki
    Do your best.
[20:29] Saki
    Hey, since we have all these fireworks,
    why don't we call the others?
[20:33] Saki
    I have signal again, since the festival ended.
[20:44] Naoya
    Check this out.
[20:47] Nagisa
    Wow!
[20:49] Saki
    Man, we've made some good memories.
[20:53] Shino
    Hey, Sakisaki...
[21:01] Shino
    Did you two kiss?
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[21:07] Saki
    Kiss?
[21:12] Shino
    Wait... What?
[21:14] Shino
    You forgot?!
[21:16] Saki
    Well, actually... stuff happened...
[21:18] Shino
    What could happen that would make you forget?!
[21:20] Saki
    L-Let's not worry about that!
[21:23] Saki
    C-Come on, let's do fireworks!
[21:25] Shino
    Wait... Sakisaki?!
[21:42] Shino
    How could nothing have happened again?
[21:47] Shino
    Is Sakisaki really serious about Mukai-kun?
[21:55] Risa
    Onee-chan, how was the festival?
[21:58] Rika
    Risa!
[21:59] Rika
    I got more out of it than I expected!
[22:02] Risa
    Huh. Good job.
[22:07] (Flashback) Naoya
    I can't let myself fall in love with you.
[22:12] (Flashback) Naoya
    So... I'm sorry.
[22:18] (Flashback) Rika
    Does that mean Naoya notices me?
[22:23] Rika
    I can't miss this opportunity.
[22:26] Rika
    July 31st.
[22:29] Rika
    I'm abducting Naoya!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:32] Risa
    Next episode...
[22:33] Risa
    My sister's becoming a criminal?!
SIGN    Fireworks with the Girlfriends
[24:12] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:15] Risa
    Saki-chan and crew are
    going camping in episode 5!
[24:17] Risa
    I should get this out of the way: I'm sorry.
[24:20] Saki
    Wait, Risa-pon, are you apologizing because...
[24:22] Risa
    Well...
[24:23] Saki
    You're in love with Naoya, too?!
[24:25] Risa
    No, that's not happening.

Season 2

E5 - Getting Ready with the Girlfriends

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SIGN    The Day After the Fireworks Festival
[00:09] Shino
    Sakisaki and Mukai-kun didn't kiss,
    even at the fireworks festival.
[00:15] Shino
    I want Mukai-kun and Sakisaki to work out,
    and for him to look only at her.
[00:21] Shino
    So why...
[00:25] Shino
    I want to give up already.
[00:32] Naoya
    Give up what?
[00:38] Naoya
    Sh-Shino-san?
[00:41] Shino
    D-Did you see that?
[00:45] Naoya
    See what?
[00:49] Naoya
    Wh-What?
[00:51] Naoya
    What's wrong?
[00:53] Shino
    It's nothing.
[00:54] Naoya
    Y-Yeah?
[00:56] Naoya
    Hey, is your injury getting better?
[00:59] Shino
    Oh, yeah.
[01:01] Shino
    Thanks.
[01:04] Shino
    Why didn't you kiss yesterday?
[01:08] Naoya
    K-Kiss you?!
[01:10] Shino
    Not me, obviously!
[01:12] Shino
    I'm talking about Sakisaki!
[01:14] Naoya
    Oh, of course.
[01:19] Naoya
    Well, a lot happened after
    we parted ways with you.
[01:23] Naoya
    Like, Mirika-san caught me.
[01:25] Shino
    Her again?
[01:27] Naoya
    And Minase-san and I did some stuff.
[01:30] Shino
    "Stuff"? With Minase-san?
[01:32] Nagisa
    Did you call me?
[01:40] Shino
    What did you do with Mukai-kun yesterday?
[01:43] Nagisa
    Well...
[01:49] Shino
    What did you do?!
[01:51] Shino
    Y-You didn't get ahead of Sakisaki...
[01:56] Shino
    and k-k-iss him, did you?
[01:58] Nagisa
    We didn't k-kiss!
[02:00] Naoya
    Shino-san!
[02:01] Shino
    Then what did you do?!
[02:02] Nagisa
    W-We held hands, and...
[02:09] Shino
    Show me how you did it.
[02:12] Nagisa
    Um...
[02:16] Nagisa
    Like this.
[02:17] Shino
    The lovers' handhold!
[02:19] Shino
    Wh-What else did you do?
[02:22] Shino
    You did stuff, didn't you?!
[02:23] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[02:25] Shino
    Demonstrate!
[02:26] Nagisa
    Yes, ma'am!
[02:27] Nagisa
    I put my head on his lap...
[02:30] Naoya
    We did the bridal carry.
[02:32] Nagisa
    And then I grabbed onto him.
[02:40] Shino
    Is that everything?
[02:43] Nagisa
    And then we talked together...
[02:48] Nagisa
    and watched the fireworks.
[02:53] Nagisa
    It made for a fantastic memory.
[03:01] Shino
    Why...
[03:04] Shino
    Why do you...
[03:07] Shino
    Don't you ever feel bad for Sakisaki?!
[03:10] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[03:13] Shino
    Stupid!
[03:27] Shino
    If it weren't for Minase-san,
    this wouldn't be happening.
[03:37] Shino
    If only she weren't here...
[03:40] Shino
    Sakisaki would be happy,
SIGN    Delete?
     Yes No
[03:44] Shino
    and I could move on.
[03:51] Shino
    It's not fair.
[03:56] Shino
    It's not fair.
[03:58] Shino
    It's not fair.
[03:59] Shino
    It's not fair, Minase-san!
[04:07] Shino
    I can't erase him!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[05:47] Saki
    What the heck?!
[05:52] Nagisa
    "Saki Saki-sama...
[05:53] Nagisa
    Congratulations on winning
    the camping gear set."
[05:58] Saki
    Really? Wow!
[06:01] Nagisa
    Did you sign up for something?
[06:05] Saki
    I may or may not have.
[06:07] Nagisa
    You don't even know?!
[06:09] Saki
    There's even a free campsite coupon!
[06:12] Nagisa
    Looks like it's valid until January 31st.
[06:15] Naoya
    All right, let's go!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[06:18] Risa
    A h-hundred and thirty thousand yen
    to lure out a guy she likes...
[06:34] Saki
    Look at the view!
[06:36] Saki
    And it's the perfect weather
    for a camping trip.
[06:40] Naoya
    Let's make some more good
    memories and get even closer.
[06:44] Nagisa
    Yes!
[06:45] Naoya
    Okay, I'm in charge of the tent.
[06:47] Nagisa
    I'll cook.
[06:49] Saki
    Man, I actually won
    camping gear in a contest.
[06:52] Saki
    I've got some good luck.
[06:54] Shino
    You? Lucky?
[06:56] Shino
    You're being two-timed,
    and you think you're... lucky?
[07:01] Saki
    Hey, Shinosuke!
[07:02] Saki
    There are some things you just shouldn't say!
[07:08] Shino
    You're just too carefree, Sakisaki.
[07:12] Saki
    Are you still going on about
    the fireworks festival?
[07:15] Shino
    Who forgets to kiss?
[07:19] Shino
    Do you want Minase-san
    to steal Mukai-kun from you?
[07:20] Naoya
    Everything all right?
[07:21] Nagisa
    Yes.
[07:22] Saki
    I-I'm sure it'll be fine.
[07:27] Shino
    You really can't be this way.
[07:29] Saki
    You don't need to worry so much about me.
[07:33] Saki
    Do you...
[07:35] Saki
    actually like-like me?
[07:38] Shino
    Maybe I ought to hate you.
[07:40] Saki
    Please, no!
[07:42] Naoya
    Oh, Saki-chan, could I ask
    you to get some water?
[07:45] Naoya
    I'll work on the tent in the meantime.
[07:47] Saki
    Sure, I'll go.
[07:50] Shino
    Sakisaki, you stay behind to make sure
    Minase-san doesn't do anything out of line.
[07:54] Saki
    Shino...
[08:09] Shino
    If only Sakisaki would get it together,
[08:12] Shino
    I wouldn't have to keep
    thinking about Mukai-kun.
[08:22] Saki
    Guess who!
[08:25] Shino
    Hey! What do you think you're doing, Sakisaki?!
[08:28] Saki
    Nothing.
[08:29] Saki
    You just seemed angry...
[08:33] Saki
    So I thought if I squeezed your boobs and
    made you horny, it might quell your anger.
[08:37] Shino
    I'm not getting horny,
    and it isn't making me less angry!
[08:40] Saki
    See, so you are angry.
[08:45] Shino
    It's not what you think!
[08:49] Shino
    Also, stop squeezing my boobs!
[08:51] Saki
    I'm sorry, they're just so comfy.
[08:53] Shino
    Jeez!
[08:55] Saki
    They're small, but nice and firm!
[08:59] Shino
    Stop commentating!
[09:03] Shino
    Stop squeezing in silence!
[09:06] Saki
    Do I really seem that helpless, though?
[09:09] Shino
    You do. What about this situation
    would make me think otherwise?
[09:14] Saki
    In any case...
[09:17] Saki
    Sorry for making you worry.
[09:21] Shino
    Th-Then get it together.
[09:24] Saki
    What's this?
[09:26] Saki
    Do we have a tsundere here?
[09:28] Shino
    Hey!
[09:33] Shino
    P-Please! No more! Just stop.
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
[09:42] Shino
    Hey!
[09:46] Shino
    I told you to give it a rest!
[09:48] Saki
    S-Sorry.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Hoho...
SIGN    Mine are still better...
SIGN    Glare...
[09:52] Saki
    Mine are still better.
[09:55] Shino
    Glare...
[10:01] Shino
    Honestly, you never stop being silly.
[10:04] Saki
    Sorry.
[10:06] Shino
    You really need to start taking
    Mukai-kun seriously, too.
[10:09] Saki
    No, I mean, I am.
[10:12] Shino
    You're leaving him alone
    with Minase-san right now!
[10:16] Shino
    What are you doing?!
[10:18] Saki
    Actually, about that, well...
[10:24] Shino
    What?
[10:27] Saki
    It kinda seems like you aren't just angry,
    but you have something weighing on you, too.
[10:37] Saki
    I couldn't just leave you.
[10:39] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[10:42] Shino
    Well...
[10:43] Saki
    See?
[10:45] Saki
    I'm not just stupid, right?
[10:48] Saki
    I can always tell when it comes to you.
[10:57] Shino
    Are you actually... not that into Mukai-kun?
[11:06] Saki
    Naoya's calling.
[11:09] Saki
    Hello?
[11:12] Saki
    What?
[11:14] Naoya
    Saki-chan! This is really bad!
[11:31] Naoya
    The tent's too hard to set up!
[11:33] Nagisa
    I can't start a fire!
[11:36] Saki
    That's it?
[11:37] Naoya
    We'll be sleeping out in the open!
[11:40] Nagisa
    We won't be able to eat!
[11:45] Saki
    That's a problem.
[11:49] Rika
    Looks like you're in trouble!
[11:53] Rika
    Camping super-MeTuber Mirika-sama is here!
[11:57] Risa
    Wait...
[12:04] Rika
    You build a tent like this!
[12:06] Rika
    Like this!
[12:07] Rika
    And there!
[12:10] Rika
    When you're trying to light the coals,
[12:12] Rika
    you have to bunch up the small ones like this,
    stuff a sheet of newspaper inside, and...
[12:17] Rika
    there!
[12:20] Rika
    And you cook a camp dinner...
[12:22] Rika
    like this!
[12:24] Saki
    What a coincidence that you'd be here
[12:28] Saki
    when we're struggling
    with our first time camping.
[12:31] Saki
    Thank goodness!
[12:32] Rika
    I know, right?
[12:35] Naoya
    Wait, what kind of coincidence is that?
[12:39] Saki
    You're right!
[12:41] Saki
    Did you follow us here?
[12:44] Rika
    That took you a while.
[12:46] Rika
    I knew you were camping here today.
[12:50] Rika
    The free coupon and camp gear you thought
    you got for free was all sent by me!
[12:59] Saki
    D-Do you mean...
[13:03] Saki
    You're that nice?
[13:05] Naoya
    No, this has to be some kind of plot!
[13:08] Saki
    I see!
[13:10] Naoya
    But why, Mirika-san?
[13:13] Rika
    Why else?
[13:14] Rika
    I just wanted to go camping with you.
[13:18] Rika
    You never agreed when I asked you.
[13:21] Saki
    Would you actually spend
    so much money just for that?!
[13:25] Rika
    I want to be out in the
    wilderness with Naoya.
[13:28] Rika
    I want us to get closer while
    he eats the food I make.
[13:32] Rika
    Why wouldn't I do this much?
[13:37] Risa
    She's head over heels.
[13:40] Naoya
    Why?
[13:42] Naoya
    I pushed you away so strongly.
[13:47] Rika
    Here, want some, Saki?
[13:49] Saki
    That, I definitely do!
[13:52] Naoya
    Look out!
[13:52] Naoya
    She's poisoned me before!
[13:55] Saki
    Are you for real?
[13:56] Risa
    I remember that.
[13:58] Rika
    I didn't lace it this time.
[14:00] Saki
    I don't trust her!
[14:03] Nagisa
    I can cook for us!
[14:05] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[14:08] Saki
    We have an awesome chef with us.
[14:11] Rika
    Oh?
[14:13] Rika
    It's so good, though.
[14:19] Rika
    H-Huh?
[14:21] Rika
    Here, Risa, have some.
[14:25] Risa
    Yum!
[14:26] Saki
    They're going for it.
[14:28] Rika
    That was good!
[14:31] Saki
    But I love pizza!
[14:33] Naoya
    I know, but...
[14:35] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, where's my beautiful camp grub?
[14:39] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[14:43] Saki
    It's scorched!
[14:45] Nagisa
    It's so hard to adjust the heat.
[14:47] Rika
    I told you.
[14:48] Rika
    It's not that easy.
[14:51] Rika
    All right.
[14:53] Rika
    This camp cooking video got me
    more than 300,000 views!
SIGN    This MASSIVE Campfire Steak
     Is Bigger than a G-cup
[14:59] Rika
    The super-bougie paella I made
    for my 70,000 subscriber video!
[15:05] Rika
    And classic curry!
[15:10] Saki
    Camp grub...
[15:12] Naoya
    Saki-chan, stay calm!
[15:14] Rika
    You can't match my skill.
[15:16] Rika
    Do you have any idea how long
    I've been camping and making videos?
[15:26] Saki
    I don't care if she poisons me.
[15:29] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[15:30] Saki
    I'll even go to bed and get up
    earlier than I normally do!
[15:33] Naoya
    Say what?!
[15:36] Saki
    Mirika-sama, your blessings...
[15:39] Rika
    Oh, all right, fine.
[15:43] Rika
    But not before Naoya has some first.
[15:47] Rika
    I made it for Naoya, after all.
[15:49] Saki
    Eat, Naoya.
[15:53] Naoya
    All right.
[16:08] Naoya
    It's good.
[16:13] Rika
    Right?
[16:18] Saki
    All right, I'm eating.
[16:19] Rika
    Dig in.
[16:21] Nagisa
    Me, too.
[16:22] Risa
    Good for you, Onee-chan.
[16:26] Saki
    Yum!
[16:28] Nagisa
    It sure is good.
[16:31] Saki
    Have some, Shino.
[16:35] Shino
    It's good.
[16:37] Naoya
    Mirika-san...
[16:39] Naoya
    How can you be so indifferent
[16:45] Naoya
    after all I did on the day of the fireworks?
[16:49] Rika
    Because, Naoya, you're starting to like me.
[16:59] Saki
    A-Are you out of your mind?!
[17:02] Rika
    Not really.
[17:03] Rika
    I'm just making an objective assessment.
[17:07] Saki
    Tell her, Naoya!
[17:12] Saki
    Naoya?
[17:15] Naoya
    That's not something...
[17:18] Naoya
    I can deny.
[17:20] Saki
    Dude!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[17:31] Saki
    Y-You're... starting to like Mirika?
[17:42] Rika
    I knew it!
[17:46] Rika
    I just need to keep it up,
    and Naoya will be mine someday!
[17:51] Rika
    I love this! I love this! Oh, man!
[17:56] Naoya
    That won't happen!
[17:58] Naoya
    I'm just kind of drawn to her!
[18:01] Naoya
    It's fine!
[18:02] Saki
    Nothing about that sounds fine!
[18:05] Saki
    Naoya, you idiot!
[18:06] Saki
    You poo! You actual poo!
[18:10] Nagisa
    Stop! Saki-chan!
[18:12] Rika
    Maybe Naoya gets distracted
    because you're so violent.
[18:22] Saki
    I've always been like this to him! It's fine!
[18:24] Rika
    Naoya's got bad taste.
[18:27] Risa
    H-Hey, Onee-chan?
[18:31] Rika
    Yeah, Risa?
[18:32] Risa
    Does Naoya-oniichan have a girlfriend?
[18:37] Saki
    He sure does.
[18:38] Saki
    Me!
[18:40] Nagisa
    M-Me, too!
[18:45] Rika
    Oh, I haven't told you, have I?
[18:49] Rika
    Naoya's going out with those two.
[18:55] Rika
    He's two-timing them with their permission.
[18:57] Rika
    With those two, to make it even worse.
[19:03] Risa
    You fell in love with a two-timer?
[19:06] Rika
    Y-You're making me blush.
[19:09] Rika
    I did, but...
[19:15] Risa
    And you're trying to take him from them?
[19:18] Rika
    Damn right I am!
[19:20] Rika
    But even with me asking him out,
    he's not breaking up with them.
[19:24] Rika
    He's so stubborn.
[19:27] Rika
    Although I like that about him, too.
[19:34] Risa
    You moron!
[19:36] Saki
    Yeah! Yeah!
[19:38] Risa
    You're so cute, you work hard on your videos,
    you're successful, you're nice to me...
[19:43] Risa
    You're a good woman!
[19:45] Risa
    Go find a better man for yourself!
[19:49] Rika
    Naoya's a good guy, even if he's two-timing!
[19:52] Risa
    He's a two-timer! That's bad enough!
[19:54] Saki
    And what's wrong with you,
    messing with someone else's boyfriend?!
[19:57] Risa
    Exactly!
[19:58] Risa
    Although, how are you even okay
    with him two-timing you?!
[20:02] Saki
    I just got dissed by Risapon.
SIGN    She likes that she got noticed
    by her favorite MeTuber
[20:04] Shino
    You're being a nuisance to
    both Sakisaki and Mukai-kun.
[20:07] Shino
    Why don't you move on already?
[20:09] Rika
    Why would I?
[20:12] Shino
    You...
[20:13] Rika
    I mean, it's not that I don't feel
    guilty for doing this to you guys.
[20:18] Rika
    But what's the point of giving up?
[20:27] Rika
    I don't care if Naoya has girlfriends
    or if I'm being a nuisance.
[20:31] Rika
    I can't change the fact that I love him.
[20:35] Rika
    So all I can do is go on the offensive.
[20:39] Rika
    To attack, attack, attack, and break
    down that massive wall someday.
[20:51] Rika
    And on that day, I'm taking Naoya from you.
[20:58] Rika
    Plus, it looks like there's already
    a crack in that wall.
[21:04] Saki
    Th-There's one thing I know for certain now.
[21:08] Saki
    We can never let Naoya
    be alone with Mirika again!
[21:12] Nagisa
    Y-You're right!
[21:17] Naoya
    Girls!
[21:18] Saki
    Naoya!
[21:19] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[21:21] Saki
    You're going to tell me later what
    happened between you and Mirika.
[21:25] Naoya
    S-Sure, that's fine...
[21:28] Naoya
    But hear me out.
[21:33] Naoya
    It's true that Mirika-san is attractive.
[21:35] Naoya
    And it's true that I'm kind of drawn to her.
[21:39] Naoya
    But I'll never do anything to make you two sad!
[21:45] Naoya
    Because I...
[21:51] Saki
    Don't go to sleep!
[21:52] Nagisa
    W-Wait... I'm also... getting...
[22:00] Saki
    Mirika, you didn't!
[22:05] Rika
    Of course.
[22:06] Rika
    In all the pizzas except the first one I ate.
[22:10] Saki
    Is this girl for real?!
[22:12] Risa
    I never knew about this!
[22:15] Risa
    Sleepy...
[22:27] Rika
    Operation Romantic Camping
    with Naoya commences!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Plop
SIGN    Getting Ready with the Girlfriends
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
SIGN    Squish
[24:13] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:15] Risa
    In episode six, Onee-chan's going to make
    even more moves on Naoya-oniichan!
[24:19] Rika
    I don't have time to be nice
    if I'm getting with Naoya.
[24:23] Risa
    No, seriously, this is a crime.
[24:25] Rika
    Sorry.

Season 2

E6 - The Girlfriends' Resignations

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SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:03] Naoya
    Eh?
[02:07] Naoya
    What is this?!
[02:10] Rika
    You're finally awake.
[02:12] Naoya
    Mirika-san!
[02:14] Naoya
    You drugged us again!
[02:15] Naoya
    Where are Saki-chan and the others?
[02:17] Rika
    I took them to the tent to sleep.
[02:21] Naoya
    Well, that's a relief.
[02:23] Rika
    See?
[02:25] Naoya
    No! This situation isn't a relief at all!
[02:28] Naoya
    Why would you do this?
[02:30] Rika
    Because I realized that the
    reason you're so cold to me
[02:33] Rika
    is because you're interested in me.
[02:36] Rika
    In which case, I figured I'm just
    gonna have to make you fall for me.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[02:41] Naoya
    That's definitely not the only option!
[02:44] Rika
    I-I just wanted to be alone with you!
[02:47] Naoya
    Still, though!
[02:49] Naoya
    I really want you to stop doing this!
[02:53] Naoya
    I have no intention of falling for you.
[02:56] Rika
    Uh-huh.
[02:58] Naoya
    "Uh-huh"?!
[03:00] Rika
    But you're starting to fall in love, aren't you?
[03:03] Naoya
    That's just...
[03:05] Rika
    In that case, I just need to seduce you!
[03:07] Rika
    We can talk it out after that.
[03:09] Naoya
    Mirika-san!
[03:16] Rika
    How 'bout these?
[03:19] Naoya
    Why are you undressing?!
[03:21] Rika
    If I remember correctly,
[03:23] Rika
    you became especially distant toward me
    after we went to the hot springs together.
[03:29] Naoya
    Well...
[03:31] Rika
    I knew it.
[03:33] Rika
    Which means...
[03:35] Rika
    My body turns you on!
[03:38] Naoya
    That's not it at all!
[03:40] Rika
    Huh? What? No way!
[03:41] Naoya
    Also, are you really happy having
    me attracted to you just for that?
[03:44] Rika
    Huh?
[03:45] Rika
    This body's the fruit of my efforts. It shows
     who I am better than anything else.
[03:51] Rika
    Of course it'd be great if it
    made you fall in love with me.
[03:58] Rika
    B-But besides my body...
[04:02] Rika
    Wait, could it mean...
[04:06] Rika
    Did you start taking notice of me
    when we were talking normally that day?
[04:12] Rika
    I-Is that it?
[04:14] Rika
    It is, isn't it?!
[04:18] Rika
    All right.
[04:20] Rika
    Let's talk, Naoya!
[04:22] Rika
    All through the night!
[04:24] Rika
    Come on. I made plenty to eat.
[04:26] Rika
    Let's talk and eat!
[04:28] Rika
    I had so much fun last time,
    even though it was just five minutes.
[04:32] Rika
    I want to learn more about you
    and fall in love with you more.
[04:40] Rika
    Wait, no, I'm supposed to
    make you fall in love with me.
[04:45] Naoya
    It's true that I'm more interested
    in you than I was in the beginning.
[04:52] Naoya
    But...
[04:54] Naoya
    More than that...
[04:58] Naoya
    I'm even more in love with the other two.
[05:02] Naoya
    I fell in love with Minase-san
    and hurt Saki-chan.
[05:08] Naoya
    Which is why I can't let Saki-chan...
[05:13] Naoya
    and Minase-san...
[05:17] Naoya
    be hurt any more!
[05:18] Naoya
    I don't want to make them worry anymore!
[05:22] Rika
    S-Stop! Naoya!
[05:25] Naoya
    So... if you do something...
[05:32] Naoya
    like this... again...
[05:42] Naoya
    I'll reject you no matter what.
[05:46] Naoya
    For them, I'd do things that really,
    seriously hurt your feelings.
[05:52] Naoya
    I've already made up my mind.
[05:59] Naoya
    So promise me...
[06:02] Naoya
    that you'll give up on me.
[06:07] Rika
    Naoya...
[06:14] Rika
    I love the way you're so upright, too!
[06:22] Naoya
    You can't be serious!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[06:30] Naoya
    Seriously, what are you doing?!
[06:32] Rika
    I'm not done with you yet!
[06:34] Naoya
    If you don't give up on me, I'm really
    going to start taking drastic action!
[06:38] Rika
    I don't care!
[06:40] Rika
    I want to spend as much time with you as I can
[06:44] Rika
    and take my relationship
    with you as far as I can!
[06:47] Naoya
    You mean sexually?!
[06:49] Rika
    Of course not!
[06:51] Rika
    You low-key think I'm a horny girl, don't you?
[06:55] Naoya
    You aren't?
[06:55] Rika
    I'm not!
[06:59] Rika
    All right, see this handcuff key?
[07:03] Rika
    There.
[07:06] Rika
    You can't get to it now.
[07:08] Rika
    Just accept that you can't get away.
[07:11] Rika
    Here, give me your hand.
[07:13] Rika
    I'll treat the injury.
[07:15] Naoya
    I can't accept that!
[07:21] Rika
    Wh-Wh-What was that?!
[07:24] Naoya
    I told you...
[07:27] Naoya
    If you're going to be aggressive,
    I'm going to reject you with full force, too!
[07:31] Rika
    Give it back!
[07:33] Naoya
    I only have eyes for Saki-chan and Minase-san!
[07:36] Naoya
    You're just going to get hurt even
    more if you keep fixating on me!
[07:41] Naoya
    So please...
[07:44] Rika
    You really don't get it.
[07:50] Rika
    I've been prepared to be hurt
    right from the start!
[07:54] Rika
    Damn it!
[07:56] Rika
    The moment I fell in love with you,
    I knew it wouldn't be a simple crush!
[08:01] Rika
    And I knew it was more likely
    to be unrequited than not!
[08:06] Naoya
    Then...
[08:07] Rika
    But still...
[08:11] Rika
    You protected my precious MeTube channel,
     and for that, I love you!
[08:16] Rika
    And I love how you're so loyal that you
    wouldn't give me the time of day no matter what!
[08:20] (Flashback) Naoya
    Bringing happiness to Saki-chan
    and Minase-san is my dream.
[08:24] Rika
    And the way you tell me you like my videos
    even though I cause you so much trouble...
[08:31] (Flashback) Naoya
    They're fun to watch.
[08:33] Naoya
    That makes me love you even more!
[08:36] Naoya
    Hey!
[08:37] Rika
    Damn it! Stop dodging me!
[08:38] Naoya
    Why would I?!
[08:42] Rika
    My MeTube channel wasn't working out at all.
[08:45] Rika
    My view count wasn't growing.
SIGN    A Cute Girl Plays
SIGN    A Cute Girl Plays
SIGN    Gameplay
SIGN    Gameplay
SIGN    With
    Commentary!!
SIGN    Views: 3
[08:48] Rika
    Sure, 99% of videos don't get anywhere.
[08:53] Rika
    There was plenty that sucked about it, too.
[08:57] Rika
    But I didn't want to give up.
[09:00] Rika
    I did everything I could.
[09:02] Rika
    Eventually, I resorted to showing cleavage.
[09:05] Rika
    I know it's lame to get views with cleavage.
[09:09] Rika
    But it's even more lame to give up without
    even trying lame shit, so I did it!
[09:17] Rika
    I don't care what anyone else says.
[09:19] Rika
    I love that about me.
[09:22] Rika
    So I'm fine with getting hurt.
[09:25] Rika
    I'm not giving up on you, Naoya!
[09:37] Rika
    Look!
[09:54] Rika
    We just crossed midnight.
[09:56] Rika
    It's August 1st.
[09:58] Rika
    My birthday!
[10:02] Rika
    I've been to all kinds of places to make videos,
[10:06] Rika
    and the night sky here is the prettiest.
[10:11] Rika
    So, well...
[10:13] Rika
    I wanted to see it with you for my birthday.
[10:19] Naoya
    Mirika-san...
[10:21] Naoya
    No matter how much you keep this up, I...
[10:25] Rika
    No good, huh?
[10:27] Rika
    I still don't mind.
[10:30] Rika
    Even if my relationship with you
    doesn't end up how I want,
[10:37] Rika
    even if I can never make you mine,
[10:40] Rika
    I'll choose to live a life full of as many
    memories with you as I can make.
[10:45] Rika
    That's who I am.
[10:48] Rika
    I'm ready for it.
[10:53] Nagisa
    Saki-san! Saki-san!
[10:55] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[11:00] Saki
    Nagisa-chan. Shino.
[11:02] Saki
    Is it time to eat?
[11:03] Shino
    Snap out of it.
[11:05] Nagisa
    We were drugged by Mirika-san!
[11:08] Nagisa
    And when we came to, Naoya-kun was missing.
[11:13] Nagisa
    She must have abducted him.
[11:16] Saki
    Wh-Wh-What...
[11:20] Saki
    Let's go find them right now!
[11:22] Nagisa
    R-Right!
[11:28] Naoya
    Even if you can never make me yours,
[11:31] Naoya
    you'll choose to live a life full of as many
    memories with me as you can make.
[11:36] Rika
    That's right.
[11:38] Rika
    I'm resigned to it.
[11:41] Rika
    So no matter how much you avoid me,
    I'll do anything it takes to go after you.
[11:46] Rika
    Don't bother trying to run.
[11:51] Naoya
    I see...
[11:54] Naoya
    Should I talk to the police?
[11:56] Rika
    Don't!
[11:57] Rika
    I-I'll just do it in a way that's barely legal!
[12:01] Naoya
    Do you really want to do that?!
[12:02] Rika
    Shut up!
[12:04] Rika
    Even if I get hurt or I'm miserable,
     I'm not giving up on you!
[12:09] Rika
    No matter what!
[12:12] Naoya
    You're right.
[12:13] Naoya
    Maybe there's no point in hurting you.
[12:17] Rika
    That's right.
[12:19] Rika
    I'm not that flimsy.
[12:23] Naoya
    Still...
[12:24] Naoya
    If you do everything in your power,
[12:27] Naoya
    and I still don't fall for you, what then?
[12:33] Rika
    Well, if I run out of ideas,
    I'll have to give up.
[12:41] Rika
    But don't expect me to give up that easily.
[12:46] Rika
    There are so many things I want to do with you!
[12:50] Rika
    Going on dates all over.
[12:52] Rika
    Making videos together.
[12:55] Rika
    And talking lots!
[12:58] Rika
    I'm going to show you
    everything I like about me!
[13:02] Rika
    I can show you my cleavage...
[13:04] Naoya
    Hey!
[13:05] Rika
    I can show you a bit of my undies, too.
[13:08] Rika
    It's a swimsuit today, though.
[13:11] Naoya
    I-Is that all you want to do?
[13:14] Rika
    Oh, and I'm gonna have to try
    living with you, like Saki and Nagisa.
[13:20] Naoya
    That, too?!
[13:21] Rika
    Nah, I can't make that happen.
[13:23] Rika
    I guess I'll set up camp in your yard again.
[13:27] Rika
    And then...
[13:31] Naoya
    I-I see.
[13:35] Naoya
    You can do all of that.
[13:38] Naoya
    You can do anything you want
    to do to try to seduce me.
[13:44] Rika
    Huh?
[13:50] Rika
    W-W-W-Wait, are you s-s-serious?
[13:55] Naoya
    Yeah.
[13:56] Rika
    Anything? Everything?
[13:58] Naoya
    Yeah.
[13:59] Naoya
    We'll go on dates and make videos and talk.
[14:03] Naoya
    You can live at my place, too.
[14:04] Rika
    Really?!
[14:05] Naoya
    I'll look at your cleavage and panties, too.
[14:08] Naoya
    Anything that isn't sex.
[14:09] Rika
    Could you not say that with a straight face?
[14:11] Rika
    Also, you're okay with panties?!
[14:13] Rika
    B-But are you...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[14:18] Rika
    Are you sure? I can?
[14:21] Naoya
    Yeah. You really can.
[14:23] Rika
    Yes!
[14:25] Naoya
    But let's set a deadline.
[14:29] Naoya
    Five months.
[14:31] Naoya
    Until the end of the year. How's that?
[14:34] Rika
    Five months...
[14:36] Naoya
    In exchange for setting a deadline,
    I'll stop avoiding you and stuff until then.
[14:41] Naoya
    I'll give you a proper look.
[14:46] (Flashback) Rika
    Look at me!
[14:49] Rika
    Naoya...
[14:53] Naoya
    So I want you to finish doing
    everything you want in the meantime.
[14:58] Naoya
    I'll accept you as you are
    at your most serious.
[15:02] Naoya
    And then I'll reject you properly.
[15:06] Rika
    You seem pretty confident.
[15:09] Naoya
    It's not that I'm confident.
[15:13] Naoya
    Until I can reject you, Saki-chan
    and Minase-san will stay worried.
[15:20] Naoya
    I need to face you properly
    before I reject you.
[15:23] Naoya
    I don't think you'll
    accept it otherwise, either.
[15:29] Naoya
    So anyway, what do you think?
[15:31] Naoya
    Five months.
[15:33] Rika
    Everything you do is so extreme.
[15:37] Rika
    I'm obviously a complete nuisance to you.
[15:42] Rika
    You could have just shrugged me off.
[15:45] Rika
    How serious can you be about this?
[15:52] Rika
    Then again, that's one of the things...
[15:58] Rika
    I really love about you.
[16:04] Rika
    Give me five months,
    and I'll melt you into a puddle.
[16:08] Naoya
    Then...
[16:09] Rika
    Yeah.
[16:10] Rika
    I accept your five-month term.
[16:13] Naoya
    Thanks!
[16:15] Rika
    We're gonna do so much in the next
    five months. You'd better be ready!
[16:18] Naoya
    I know.
[16:21] Naoya
    Well, first...
[16:23] Naoya
    Happy birthday!
[16:28] Naoya
    Let's eat together and watch the stars.
[16:31] Rika
    R-Really?
[16:32] Naoya
    Of course.
[16:34] Naoya
    Saki-chan and Minase-san are
    probably worried right now,
[16:37] Naoya
    so we can't go for too long, but...
[16:40] Rika
    Naoya...
[16:42] Rika
    All right, it's a party!
[16:45] Rika
    Like it?
[16:47] Naoya
    Love it!
[16:49] Rika
    Is the sky pretty?
[16:51] Naoya
    It sure is.
[16:53] Rika
    Then...
[16:54] Rika
    Which is prettier, me or the starry night?
[16:57] Naoya
    You, of course.
[17:01] Naoya
    Oh, not that I'm in love.
[17:03] Rika
    I-I'm going to seduce you!
[17:06] Rika
    Just watch me!
[17:07] Naoya
    Well, now that we're done eating, I'm gonna
     head back to Saki-chan and Minase-san.
[17:13] Rika
    Hold it!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[17:18] Rika
    I can do anything I want, right?
[17:23] Saki
    Uh-huh.
[17:25] Saki
    We're screwed.
[17:28] Saki
    Naoya got abducted by Mirika...
[17:31] Nagisa
    And we're lost in the dark.
[17:36] Saki
    That boobie girl might be
    doing naughty things to him.
[17:39] Nagisa
    I don't think Naoya would fall for it!
[17:42] Saki
    Still, Nagisa-chan!
[17:44] Saki
    She might be doing stuff
    to him while he's asleep!
[17:46] Nagisa
    Wh-While he's asleep?
[17:49] Nagisa
    Is that even possible?!
[17:56] Saki
    A-Apparently guys can get hard
    while they're asleep... maybe.
[18:01] Nagisa
    R-Really?!
[18:03] Shino
    Now's not the time for that!
[18:06] Shino
    Are you really worried about Mukai-kun?
[18:09] Saki
    W-Well, yeah!
[18:11] Saki
    Th-Then again, I guess I can give him
    a pass if he's asleep while it's happening.
[18:15] Shino
    Seriously!
[18:19] Naoya
    Saki-chan! Minase-san!
[18:26] All
    Naoya!
[18:28] Naoya
    I got back to the tent, and you weren't there.
[18:31] Naoya
    I was looking all over.
[18:32] Naoya
    Are you all right?
[18:34] Nagisa
    Yes!
[18:35] Saki
    Naoya, are you okay—
    Did Mirika do anything to you?!
[18:40] Saki
    Did you feel anything weird around
    your c-c-crotch when you woke up?
[18:44] Naoya
    What are you talking about?!
[18:46] Saki
    I-I'm asking if Mirika did anything
    naughty to you while you were asleep!
[18:49] Rika
    Of course not!
[18:51] Rika
    Why the hell would you even say that?
[18:54] Saki
    Huh? Mirika? Why?
[18:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[19:00] Naoya
    There's something I need to
    tell you about Mirika-san.
[19:07] Naoya
    Stuff happened, and...
[19:09] Saki
    N-No...
[19:12] Saki
    Are you three-timing us?!
[19:15] Saki
    Naoya! You've done it now!
[19:18] Saki
    You've finally succumbed to her boobs!
[19:21] Naoya
    No! I didn't!
[19:22] Naoya
    Wait, Saki-chan!
[19:23] Naoya
    I'm not going to three-time you!
[19:27] Naoya
    It's more about getting her to give up on me.
[19:31] Saki
    O-Oh.
[19:35] Naoya
    First, I plan to have Mirika-san
    live with us until the end of the year.
[19:44] Saki; Nagisa; Shino
    Wha?
[19:46] Naoya
    So I'm going to go on dates with her and stuff,
[19:50] Naoya
    and let her do whatever she wants
    for the next five months.
[19:53] Naoya
    And—
[19:54] Saki
    That's literally three-timing!
[19:59] Saki
    You idiot! Are you that stupid?!
[20:01] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[20:02] Naoya
    W-Wait!
[20:04] Naoya
    Mirika-san won't give up on me otherwise.
[20:07] Naoya
    I'm going to cause you two to worry
    when she gets reckless again.
[20:12] Naoya
    I decided that wouldn't be right.
[20:15] Naoya
    For the next five months, she's going to go
    all-out, and I'm going to face her head-on.
[20:19] Naoya
    I had her promise that she'll give up
    on me if, after that, I don't fall for her.
[20:27] Saki
    Mirika...
[20:29] Saki
    You...
[20:30] Nagisa
    Mirika-san...
[20:33] Rika
    I think I can make it happen, though.
[20:37] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san...
[20:39] Naoya
    And I'm going to go the next five
    months without falling for her...
[20:45] Naoya
    and prove to you two how
    much I'm in love with you!
[20:53] Saki
    You're confident you aren't
    going to fall for her?
[20:56] Naoya
    I don't know, but...
[20:58] Saki
    You aren't?!
[21:00] Naoya
    I don't know, but...
[21:02] Naoya
    I'm certain I love you two way more.
[21:08] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[21:13] Saki
    Damn it...
[21:15] Saki
    All right, fine.
[21:17] Saki
    Do what you want.
[21:19] Shino
    Sakisaki?!
[21:20] Saki
    I mean, once he has his mind set on something,
     there's no talking him out of it.
[21:24] Shino
    Still...
[21:29] Saki
    Let's at least enjoy camping!
[21:31] Shino
    Hey!
[21:33] Saki
    The meat's so good!
[21:35] Saki
    The river's so cold!
[21:37] Saki
    I'm sleepy from the all-nighter.
[21:39] Naoya
    All right, let's go home!
[21:50] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[21:52] Shino
    If I go all-out like Hoshizaki-san and he
    rejects me, I might be able to move on.
[22:01] Shino
    And why is Sakisaki so...
[22:05] Shino
    I would never go along
    with this if I were her.
[22:08] Shino
    I wouldn't want to risk
    letting anyone else take him.
[22:20] Shino
    Maybe I'm more serious about
    Mukai-kun than Sakisaki is.
[22:27] Shino
    Then maybe I don't need to hold back...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:32] Risa
    We're going to have a talk when you get back.
[22:35] Rika
    Sorry...
SIGN    The Girlfriends' Resignations
[24:12] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:14] Risa
    In episode seven, Shino-san's going to
    do sexy things to seduce Onii-chan!
[24:17] Shino
    Why am I always so bold
    in the weirdest of ways?!
[24:20] Risa
    We see Shino-san get serious!
[24:21] Risa
    What's more, Onii-chan's reaction is...
[24:23] Shino
    Huh? What happens?
[24:24] Shino
    Tell me!
[24:25] Risa
    You're so desperate it's scary!

Season 2

E7 - Nights with the Girlfriends

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[00:01] Rika
    Well, I'm going to be living
    here for five months.
[00:05] Naoya
    Looking forward to it!
[00:06] Saki
    You're serious about staying here?
[00:09] Rika
    I'm gonna seduce Naoya by the end of the year.
[00:13] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, as soon as she
    does anything untoward...
[00:17] Rika
    For starters, Naoya...
[00:20] Rika
    Mwah!
[00:22] Rika
    I'll be in your care.
[00:23] Saki
    Kill her!
[00:25] Rika
    Wait, have you guys not even done that yet?
[00:30] Saki
    Naoya, tell her what's wrong is wrong!
[00:33] Naoya
    Let's see...
[00:35] Naoya
    Anything that isn't sexual is okay.
[00:39] Saki
    What are you talking about?!
[00:41] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[00:42] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[00:44] Naoya
    I'll let Mirika-san do as she wants
    for the next five months.
[00:47] Naoya
    Our promise was that she'd move on
    if I haven't fallen for her by then.
[00:52] Naoya
    And I keep my promises!
[00:53] Saki
    You're way too honest!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:27] Rika
    Huh, so this is Naoya's room.
[02:32] Rika
    All right.
[02:34] Rika
    Well, I'll be living in this room
    with Naoya from now on.
[02:38] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, bring me a blunt
    instrument of some sort.
[02:41] Nagisa
    A blunt instrument?!
[02:42] Shino
    I found dumbbells in Minase-san's room.
[02:45] Nagisa
    Blunt instruments!
[02:46] Saki
    Nice, Shino!
[02:50] Naoya
    Saki-chan, relax!
[02:52] Saki
    Let me go!
[02:53] Saki
    You're totally going to do sexy stuff!
[02:55] Rika
    W-We're just going to be
    sleeping in the same room.
[02:59] Rika
    Though, in the summer, I'm going
    to be next to him in light clothes.
[03:04] Rika
    If he loses control and comes at me,
    well, that's all right, too.
[03:09] Saki
    Damn it!
[03:10] Naoya
    I won't!
[03:11] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun would never do such a thing!
[03:13] Saki
    Y-You're right.
[03:15] Shino
    I'm not so sure.
[03:16] Rika
    I see, I see.
[03:22] Rika
    You won't have a problem with me
    sharing a bed with him if you trust him.
[03:27] Saki
    Of course I would!
[03:28] Nagisa
    No way!
[03:30] Nagisa
    If you do that, I'll post this
    photo all over the internet!
SIGN    Popular MeTuber has a boyfriend!!
[03:34] Nagisa
    I'll damage your work!
[03:37] Rika
    Don't do that!
[03:41] Rika
    Either way, it sounds like you guys
    don't trust Naoya at all.
[03:46] Saki
    Th-That's not true.
[03:48] Nagisa
    I-I do trust him, but...
[03:51] Shino
    How could you let her get in your heads?!
[03:53] Rika
    He's not the kind of guy who would
    chase after other women, right?
[03:56] Rika
    So what's wrong with me sleeping with him?
[03:59] Shino
    Damn it...
[04:00] Shino
    You could just tell her no, Mukai-kun!
[04:03] Naoya
    Well...
[04:06] Naoya
    If it isn't sexual,
[04:09] Nagisa
    I guess sleeping together is allowed, too.
[04:12] Shino
    It's practically sexual!
[04:14] Rika
    Yay!
[04:16] Rika
    Let's start sleeping together tonight, Naoya!
[04:19] Naoya
    I have to uphold my promise with Mirika-san!
[04:21] Shino
    I swear...
[04:22] Shino
    How can you be so stubborn?!
[04:24] Shino
    So then what exactly is off the table?!
[04:27] Naoya
    Let's see...
[04:29] Naoya
    Se—
[04:30] Shino
    I don't need to hear it!
[04:32] Naoya
    Of course, we can't sleep together
    every night. That's too much.
[04:34] Naoya
    If I'll be sleeping with
    Mirika-san on some nights,
[04:37] Naoya
    let's have days when I'm sleeping
    with Saki-chan and Minase-san, too.
[04:42] Naoya
    Shino-san, I'd like to sleep with you
    sometimes, too, if that's all right.
[04:47] Naoya
    I want to prove that I would never
    mess with another woman!
[04:52] Shino
    S-Still, though...
[04:54] Saki
    Shino should be fine.
[04:56] Saki
    And if that means Mirika gets fewer days,
    that's two birds with one stone.
[04:59] Shino
    Sakisaki?!
[05:03] Naoya
    The next five months aren't going to be easy.
[05:08] Naoya
    But...
[05:09] Naoya
    Even as I confront Mirika-san...
    Saki-chan, Minase-san,
[05:15] Naoya
    I'll work on fostering a deeper
    love and trust with the two of you!
[05:18] Naoya
    Gr...
[05:18] Naoya
    ...ab!
[05:19] Naoya
    Let's mess around a lot so that
    Mirika-san doesn't get more than you two!
[05:23] Saki; Nagisa
    Mess around?!
[05:24] Naoya
    Let's do basically
    everything that isn't sexual!
[05:27] Saki; Nagisa
    Basically everything?!
[05:28] Naoya
    Let's do this!
[05:30] Saki
    S-Sure, I guess.
[05:32] Nagisa
    R-Right...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:35] Saki
    If Mirika's really going to go for it,
    I don't have time to be embarrassed.
[05:40] Saki
    I'm going to have to do the thing*.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:42] Nagisa
    I wonder if there's more I can do to*
    make sure Mirika-san doesn't steal him.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:48] Rika
    I'm going to do whatever it takes to
    make him fall for me in five months.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:53] Shino
    It's too sudden,
    but it's definitely an opportunity.
[05:56] Shino
    I want to know if I have a chance.
[06:00] Saki
    Well, then, why don't we decide
    who's sleeping with Naoya first?
[06:04] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[06:05] Saki
    O-Okay...
[06:08] Saki
    Rock, paper...
[06:10] Naoya
    You're doing rock-paper-scissors?!
[06:12] Saki
    Scissors!
[06:16] Naoya
    Please.
[06:19] Shino
    I'm first?!
[06:20] Shino
    Hang on, are you serious?!
[06:22] Saki
    We lost. Nothing we can do about that.
[06:22] Naoya
    It's the beginning of the five months
    that will decide all our fates.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[06:27] Naoya
    What about Mirika-san's room?
[06:28] Rika
    I'll set up a tent in the yard.
[06:30] Naoya
    You're all right with that?
[06:37] Naoya
    Oh, come in.
[06:42] Naoya
    Sorry this got dumped on you all of a sudden.
[06:45] Naoya
    You can take the bed, Shino-san.
SIGN    Flat
SIGN    Boing
[06:57] Naoya
    How did we get here?!
[06:58] Shino
    D-Don't get the wrong idea!
[07:00] Shino
    You said you wanted to prove you
    wouldn't mess with another woman, so...
[07:06] Naoya
    I see.
[07:08] Shino
    So, do you want to now?
[07:19] Naoya
    I'm still good!
[07:22] Shino
    H-Huh. I see...
[07:25] Naoya
    Yeah. Thanks.
[07:27] Naoya
    Well, let's sleep.
[07:29] Shino
    Fine.
[07:37] Naoya
    Why?!
[07:38] Shino
    I need to get a little more confirmation!
[07:41] Naoya
    Would you go that far?!
[07:43] Shino
    Sakisaki asked me to!
[07:45] Naoya
    You're way too good of a friend!
[07:46] Shino
    Well? Do you want to mess with me yet?
[07:49] Naoya
    That's...
SIGN    Thump
[07:55] Naoya
    I'm still good!
[07:56] Shino
    After all that?!
[07:58] Naoya
    But...
[07:59] Naoya
    I want you to tempt me more!
[08:02] Naoya
    You're doing so much for Saki-chan.
[08:06] Naoya
    So I want to challenge myself to see
    if I can resist messing with you!
[08:12] Shino
    Y-You're asking me to embarrass
    myself even more?!
[08:15] Naoya
    Please!
[08:16] Naoya
    I want you to tempt me!
[08:17] Shino
    What kind of request is that?!
[08:18] Naoya
    I'm begging you!
[08:20] Shino
    Wait...
SIGN    Thump
    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[08:24] Shino
    H-How's this?
[08:26] Naoya
    Thank you!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[08:27] Shino
    And this?
[08:29] Naoya
    Still good!
SIGN    Thump
[08:33] Shino
    It's not working at all.
[08:35] Shino
    Close your eyes for a second.
[08:36] Naoya
    All right.
[08:38] Shino
    He's seen everything twice already anyway.
[08:43] Shino
    This couldn't be more embarrassing than that!
[08:49] Naoya
    Mukai-kun...
[08:52] Naoya
    Would you ever consider me?
[08:58] Shino
    I'm so embarrassed, I'm gonna die!
[09:04] Naoya
    Sorry. I pushed you too far.
[09:09] Shino
    I see.
[09:12] Shino
    Even after all that, he doesn't feel anything.
[09:15] Naoya
    I'm still not good enough.
[09:19] Naoya
    You're so attractive, to be honest,
    I could barely contain myself.
[09:26] Naoya
    So if it's all right with you, I'd like you
    to help me train in resisting temptation!
[09:34] Naoya
    You don't have to take it too far.
[09:36] Shino
    S-Sure, I guess.
[09:38] Naoya
    Thanks.
[09:39] Naoya
    Well, goodnight for now.
[09:41] Shino
    R-Right.
[09:46] Shino
    He was holding back, right?
[09:51] Shino
    So maybe I have a chance.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Couldn't fall asleep
[09:54] Shino
    It smells like Mukai-kun.
[09:58] All
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[10:01] Rika
    Yay!
[10:02] Rika
    I'm the one sleeping with Naoya tonight!
[10:06] Rika
    I'm gonna seduce the hell out of Naoya tonight!
[10:08] Saki
    You'd better not mess with Mirika!
[10:11] Naoya
    I know.
[10:12] Naoya
    I'll prove myself capable of
    resisting any kind of enticement.
[10:16] Naoya
    I was just barely able to hold on last night
    when I slept with Shino-san, after all!
[10:20] Saki
    Just barely?!
[10:22] Rika
    Against the washboard forehead chick?!
[10:23] Saki
    Shino, what did you do?!
[10:25] Shino
    N-Nothing, really.
[10:27] Saki
    So you're just a straight-up lust monster!
[10:31] Naoya
    You might be right.
[10:33] Saki
    Mirika, you'd better not...
[10:37] Rika
    I never knew Naoya was such a pervert!
[10:41] Rika
    Wh-What do I do?
[10:43] Rika
    I was just going to seduce him to
    make him notice me because I thought
[10:46] Rika
    he wouldn't actually do anything to me!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[10:49] Rika
    If he could barely hold on against Forehead,
[10:50] Rika
    a super-cute, busty girl like me
    is definitely going to get attacked!
[10:54] Rika
    It wouldn't be right, d-doing that
    before we're in a relationship...
[10:58] Rika
    But my time alone with Naoya is precious.
[11:04] Rika
    I'll make him realize I'm not that easy!
[11:14] Naoya
    Come in.
[11:16] Naoya
    Mirika-san's sexy moves versus my sanity...
[11:20] Naoya
    The game is on!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Roar
SIGN    Boop
[11:31] Naoya
    That's supposed to be sexy?!
[11:33] Rika
    Of course not!
[11:35] Rika
    I'm wearing this outfit to hide my curves
    so you don't get any weird ideas.
[11:40] Naoya
    Isn't that hot, though? It's midsummer!
[11:42] Rika
    Also, I'm going to be filming all night.
[11:46] Rika
    Try messing with me, and I'll
    send the video to Saki and Nagisa.
[11:50] Rika
    You know what'll happen, right?
[11:53] Naoya
    Of course.
[11:54] Naoya
    If I were to succumb to my desires
    and make a move on you in any way...
[11:58] Naoya
    I would take full responsibility!
[12:02] Rika
    Y-You'll take responsibility?
[12:06] Naoya
    I'll take responsibility and spend
    the rest of my life with you.
[12:10] Rika
    I want him to take responsibility!
[12:13] Rika
    Also, if you really want
    to do sexy stuff with me,
SIGN    Fidget
[12:18] Rika
    you'll have to dump Saki
    and Nagisa and go out with me
SIGN    Fidget
[12:22] Rika
    and kiss me and go on dates
    with me and stuff for three months.
[12:28] Rika
    And then I'll let you do stuff to me.
[12:31] Naoya
    No, I cherish Saki-chan
    and Minase-san, so I'm good.
[12:37] Rika
    H-Huh.
[12:43] Rika
    Man, it's so hot!
[12:45] Naoya
    Now?!
[12:46] Rika
    You go out with me, and you get to play
    with these all you want in three months!
[12:51] Rika
    My 70,000 subscribers
    are dying to squeeze these!
[12:57] Naoya
    I'm good. Really.
[12:58] Rika
    All right, fine! I'll let you
    play with them in a month!
[13:01] Naoya
    You don't have to.
[13:02] Rika
    All right!
[13:04] Rika
    If you'll agree to go out with me now,
    I'll give you special permission!
[13:06] Naoya
    I said I'm good!
[13:10] Rika
    Fine! If I ask you if you like me or hate me,
    and you say you like me, I'll take it!
[13:15] Naoya
    You're way too easy!
[13:20] Rika
    Wh-What am I...
[13:24] Naoya
    I want you to value yourself more.
[13:28] Rika
    Sorry, Naoya...
[13:30] Naoya
    Come on, get up.
[13:36] Naoya
    Just to be clear...
[13:39] Naoya
    If I had to choose between liking you
    and hating you, of course I'd like you.
[13:43] Rika
    I love you, Naoya!
[13:47] Rika
    Gonna go have a nice dream now.
[13:50] Rika
    I smell Naoya!
[13:53] Risa
    Onee-chan said she's going to her crush's
    place to live with him and his girlfriends.
SIGN    Huh!?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:06] Naoya
    Welcome.
[14:07] Nagisa
    Work starts at 4:00 AM.
[14:09] Risa
    Make me look cute!
[14:09] Nagisa
    And then, when he gets home,
    he helps with Mirika-san's videos.
[14:11] Risa
    Show my cleavage!
[14:13] Nagisa
    And then it's gaming
    with Saki-san in the afternoon.
[14:14] Saki
    We're going until we win 100 games!
[14:16] Naoya
    G-Got it!
[14:18] Shino
    You're joining us, Sakisaki.
[14:18] Nagisa
    And then he goes straight to studying.
[14:19] Saki
    R-Right...
[14:21] Nagisa
    Um...
[14:23] Nagisa
    You aren't tired, are you?
[14:27] Naoya
    I train two hours every morning before work!
[14:30] Naoya
    I'm strong! I'll be fine!
[14:32] Nagisa
    I honestly think you're going to collapse.
[14:34] Nagisa
    You aren't getting enough sleep, are you?
[14:36] Naoya
    I get at least four hours.
[14:38] Nagisa
    That's not enough!
[14:39] Naoya
    But for now, in order to confront
    Mirika-san so I can reject her,
[14:43] Naoya
    and in order to have Shino-san
    approve of our relationship...
[14:46] Naoya
    And for you and Minase-san's sake,
    I want to do all I can.
SIGN    Thump
[14:50] Nagisa
    I-I mean, I appreciate that, but...
[14:55] Nagisa
    Is it just me or is your hand warm?
[14:58] Nagisa
    You aren't sick, are you?!
[15:00] Naoya
    I'm not that bad!
[15:02] Nagisa
    I knew it!
[15:04] Nagisa
    You need to get some rest.
[15:06] Naoya
    I'll be fine.
[15:07] Naoya
    Anyway, let's go home!
[15:08] Nagisa
    Hey!
[15:12] Nagisa
    Saki-san, let's play rock-paper-scissors
    to see who's sleeping with Naoya tonight!
[15:17] Nagisa
    You have to play scissors, please.
[15:19] Saki
    Eh?
[15:21] Saki
    She's going to play paper so I can go first.
SIGN    What a kind girl...
[15:24] Saki
    What a kind girl.
[15:26] Saki; Nagisa
    Rock, paper, scissors!
[15:29] Saki
    Wait, what?!
[15:34] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, are you not sleeping yet?
[15:38] Naoya
    Minase-san.
[15:39] Naoya
    It's not that late yet.
[15:42] Naoya
    I want to study hard for the two of you, too.
[15:44] Nagisa
    I see.
[15:46] Nagisa
    You don't intend to rest.
SIGN    Fume
SIGN    Fume
SIGN    Boing
SIGN    Tight
SIGN    Tight
[16:00] Nagisa
    Go to bed!
[16:03] Naoya
    Minase-san?! What are you...
[16:06] Nagisa
    I won't hear anything from someone
    who can't even take care of his own health!
[16:09] Nagisa
    Hold still!
SIGN    Thump
[16:14] Nagisa
    I think you're a bit hot!
[16:19] Nagisa
    I knew it! You have a fever!
[16:21] Naoya
    What's the point of the forehead
    touch if you have a thermometer?
[16:24] Nagisa
    I'm super cross with you!
[16:27] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[16:28] Nagisa
    Now, get in your sheets and warm up!
[16:31] Naoya
    Yes, ma'am!
[16:31] Nagisa
    Take these supplement drinks and cold medicine!
[16:33] Naoya
    I'll take all of it!
[16:35] Nagisa
    Call work and tell them you're
    taking the day off tomorrow!
[16:39] Nagisa
    Fine, I'll do it.
[16:41] Nagisa
    H-Hi, I'm Mukai's girlfriend...
[16:44] Naoya
    I'm sorry, Manager!
[16:48] Nagisa
    Do you get it now?
[16:50] Nagisa
    Do you see how angry I become
    when you don't take care of yourself?
[16:55] Naoya
    Yeah. Sorry.
[16:57] Naoya
    Also, if I'm being honest...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[17:00] Naoya
    I kinda like being scolded by you!
[17:03] Nagisa
    What are you talking about?!
[17:06] Naoya
    You're so nice, and you tend to be reserved.
[17:12] Naoya
    I don't think you would have gotten
    so upset for me when we first met.
[17:17] Naoya
    So it feels like we're getting closer,
     and I like that.
SIGN    Thump
[17:22] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[17:24] Naoya
    Also...
SIGN    Boing
SIGN    Peek
[17:27] Naoya
    You're sexy-cute in a nurse
     outfit with a miniskirt.
[17:31] Nagisa
    Wh-What are you talking about?! Jeez!
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[17:34] Nagisa
    I'm still angry, you know.
[17:37] Nagisa
    I'm being serious!
[17:39] Naoya
    I appreciate it, though.
[17:40] Nagisa
    P-Please!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[17:43] Nagisa
    How could you say that
    even when you're feeling sick?
[17:46] Nagisa
    Idiot! Sleaze!
[17:49] Nagisa
    Cosplay-loving pervert!
[17:52] Naoya
    S-Sorry.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[17:55] Nagisa
    Be a good boy, and I'll wear it anytime.
SIGN    Thump
[18:00] Naoya
    I'm gonna have to be a good boy!
SIGN    Bought at
    Don Qui°ote
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[18:06] Saki
    Tonight's the night.
SIGN    Thump
    Thump
SIGN    Thump
    Thump
[18:08] Saki
    It's my turn to sleep with Naoya.
[18:12] Saki
    Neither Mirika nor Nagisa-chan
    seem to have done anything sexual.
SIGN    Thump
    Thump
SIGN    Thump
    Thump
[18:18] Saki
    This is my chance to get
    way ahead of everyone else!
[18:21] Saki
    It's obvious that Naoya's got
    pent-up sexual tension!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[18:24] Saki
    I'm gonna have to do this!
[18:26] Saki
    Not that I'm just curious
    about that kind of thing, of course!
[18:30] Saki
    I mean, I'm not not curious!
[18:33] Saki
    Hey, huh?
[18:36] Saki
    Naoya, are you skipping work today?
[18:38] Naoya
    Y-Yeah.
[18:39] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun wasn't doing well
    yesterday, and he was hiding it.
[18:44] Saki
    He was?
[18:45] Nagisa
    I happened to notice, so I called work
    to let them know he's staying home.
[18:50] Saki
    What about last night, then?
[18:53] Naoya
    I took care of him the whole time.
[18:57] Saki
    Even though that was
    your night alone with him?
[19:00] Nagisa
    It's fine.
[19:02] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun being healthy is more important
    than advancing our relationship right now.
[19:10] Naoya
    Thank you, Minase-san.
[19:12] Nagisa
    No, it's fine.
[19:15] Saki
    She put Naoya's needs over her own.
[19:20] Saki
    She's the true heroine!
[19:23] Saki
    I'm an idiot!
[19:25] Saki
    I have to learn from Nagisa-chan!
[19:28] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[19:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[19:34] Saki
    S-Sorry to keep you waiting.
[19:37] Naoya
    I got worried because you weren't coming home.
[19:41] Saki
    This is my way of expressing my love to you.
SIGN    Fwap
SIGN    OL x Mini-Breasts
SIGN    Small Breast Paradise 365
     Small Is Justice!!
SIGN    Cinderella on the Small Side
     Small-Breasted Girlfriend
SIGN    Cinderella on the Small Side
     Small-Breasted Girlfriend
SIGN    Bam
SIGN    Ba-bam
[19:53] Saki
    Well?!
[19:54] Naoya
    What do you mean?!
[19:55] Saki
    Don't play dumb!
[19:57] Saki
    I know you're thirsty!
[20:00] Saki
    And yet, you're resisting!
[20:02] Saki
    So my duty is not just to get closer to you
[20:08] Saki
    but to prepare a way for you
    to release your frustration!
[20:13] Naoya
    So this is...
[20:14] Saki
    That's right.
[20:14] Saki
    I want to be of use to you!
[20:17] Naoya
    With erotic magazines?!
[20:18] Saki
    I know you're strict about rules,
[20:21] Saki
    so instead of faking my age
    at the convenience store,
SIGN    Found some!
[20:26] Saki
    I went to the park and looked under
    bridges and stuff to find them.
SIGN    These are too
    big-boobed!
[20:30] Naoya
    Y-You did all that?
[20:32] Saki
    I did what I could to pick out the best ones.
SIGN    Small Breast Paradise 365
     Small Is Justice!!
[20:36] Saki
    So... th-think of it as me and use it lots.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[20:43] Naoya
    Use Small Breast Paradise?!
[20:50] Naoya
    I'm really glad you thought of me!
[20:54] Naoya
    I'll use it!
[20:55] Saki
    Naoya!
[20:57] Saki
    Okay, go ahead. Read it to your heart's content.
[21:01] Naoya
    It's so sexy.
[21:04] Naoya
    Wouldn't I end up with a habit of
    lusting after more women
[21:07] Naoya
    if I read this sort of stuff?
[21:09] Naoya
    Doesn't it increase the risk of
    three-timing if I read erotic material?
[21:14] Saki
    That's possible!
[21:15] Saki
    But I want to help you find a release!
[21:19] Naoya
    I'm not even sure I'm that frustrated!
[21:22] Saki
    You said you could barely hold on with Shino!
[21:24] Naoya
    That's right!
[21:27] Naoya
    What do I do?
[21:31] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[21:33] Naoya
    Could I take a picture of you?
SIGN    Thump
[21:37] Saki
    D-Does he mean...
[21:39] Saki
    He's going to use my photos?
[21:42] Naoya
    Is it okay?
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[21:50] Naoya
    S-Sure...
[21:52] Naoya
    Thanks, Saki-chan!
[21:55] Saki
    I'm so embarrassed.
[21:57] Saki
    But it might be better than having him
    get excited about other women.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[22:03] Saki
    I mean, when he's using my photos,
SIGN    Thump
[22:07] Saki
    he's going to be thinking about no one but me.
SIGN    Thump
[22:13] Naoya
    Okay!
[22:17] Naoya
    I'll do this, and...
[22:20] Naoya
    I'm done!
[22:22] Naoya
    This is perfect!
[22:27] Saki
    I hate it!
[22:30] Naoya
    Women are so complicated...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Wh-Whoa...
SIGN    S
    E
    L
    E
    C
    T
    I
    O
    N
    
    P
    R
    O
    C
    E
    S
    S
SIGN    Nights with the Girlfriends
[24:12] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[24:14] Risa
    In episode eight, they all go
    swimsuit shopping together.
[24:16] Saki
    Swimsuit shopping with the
    boyfriend is a rom-com staple.
[24:19] Risa
    You don't really see girlfriends picking out
    swimsuits with their boyfriends, though.
[24:21] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what do you think of this one?
[24:24] Saki
    No banana hammocks!

Season 2

E8 - Unyielding Feelings

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SIGN    Okinawa: The Healing Isles
    Views, Food, and Leisure
    The Top 10 Spots to Visit Right Now
[00:03] Shino
    The beach? Sounds good.
[00:05] Saki
    It's summer, after all. I wanna go.
[00:08] Shino
    Yeah.
[00:09] Shino
    Do you have a swimsuit, Sakisaki?
[00:11] Saki
    Nah.
[00:13] Rika
    I'm done with the laundry.
[00:15] Naoya
    All right. I'll use it next.
[00:26] Rika
    Okay, good.
SIGN    Boing
SIGN    Boing
[00:36] Saki
    Shino, your thoughts?
[00:39] Shino
    Unpleasant.
[00:44] Shino
    How could she show off such a
    sloppy article in front of others?
[00:47] Saki
    Perhaps her nutrition is being
    sucked up by sloppy things
[00:50] Saki
    and leaving nothing for the brain.
[00:53] Shino
    She probably thinks Mukai-kun will notice
    it and get excited if she hangs it here.
[00:59] Saki
    Ah, such a shallow scheme.
[01:02] Naoya
    What's up?
[01:03] Saki
    Naoya, what do you think of this?
[01:09] Naoya
    W-Well...
[01:12] Naoya
    It's...
[01:13] Naoya
    a bit exciting.
[01:16] Saki
    Stop it!
[01:18] Rika
    What was that for?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:52] Saki
    This is the problem with men!
[02:53] Rika
    This is exciting for you, huh, Naoya?
[02:57] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[02:58] Shino
    You suck, Mukai-kun.
[03:00] Naoya
    H-Hang on a second!
[03:02] Naoya
    I'd be even more excited
     if I saw either of yours!
[03:07] Naoya
    They'd be my beloved girlfriends'!
[03:11] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[03:13] Saki
    N-Naoya...
[03:16] Naoya
    So please let me prove it!
[03:17] Saki
    You want me to show you my bra?
[03:19] Naoya
    Yeah!
[03:20] Saki
    What do you mean, "Yeah"?!
[03:21] Naoya
    Mirika-san, do you have a smartwatch?
[03:23] Naoya
    Huh? Yeah, why?
[03:26] Naoya
    Let's use this to measure
    my heart rate when I look
[03:30] Naoya
    at each of your bras to see how excited I get!
[03:32] Saki
    Don't go thinking you can see my bra so easily!
[03:34] Naoya
    But there's no other way!
[03:36] Saki
    Still no!
[03:38] Rika
    Let's try it out with mine first, then.
[03:41] Saki
    Mirika!
[03:42] Naoya
    Let's do it!
[03:48] Naoya
    This holds Mirika-san's breasts...
[03:56] Saki
    186?!
[03:57] Naoya
    So huge!
[03:58] Saki
    He's so excited!
[04:00] Shino
    I underestimated Hoshizaki-san.
[04:03] Saki
    Naoya, h-how dare you?!
[04:06] Naoya
    I'm sure I'll be even more excited by you two!
[04:08] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[04:11] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[04:14] Nagisa
    Please and thank you!
[04:17] Saki
    That's the cutest bra you have,
    according to my standards!
[04:21] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san?!
[04:23] Naoya
    D-Does that mean this is your...
[04:27] Naoya
    sexiest underwear?!
[04:30] Naoya
    Am I really allowed to see
    something so precious?
[04:32] Nagisa
    W-Well, I mean...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[04:36] Nagisa
    Y-Yes.
[04:39] Naoya
    Thank you!
[04:40] Nagisa
    Y-You're welcome!
[04:44] Saki
    220!
[04:49] Shino
    You think so highly of Minase-san.
[04:53] Naoya
    I've proven my love for Minase-san.
[04:55] Naoya
    Now, Saki-chan!
[04:57] Saki
    E-Even if I beat Mirika,
    I'd hate to lose to Nagisa-chan!
[05:01] Naoya
    I love the two of you equally!
[05:03] Naoya
    In theory, it should show the same value!
[05:06] Saki
    Are you sure?!
[05:08] Saki
    I just put my favorite one in the laundry.
[05:12] Saki
    All right, here's mine!
[05:15] Saki
    Prove yourself!
[05:19] Naoya
    H-Hot and fresh!
[05:23] Naoya
    The simple, everyday nature of it
    gives it a holiness unlike Minase-san's.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:29] Naoya
    More than that, the fact that Saki-chan
    was wearing it until just a moment ago
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
[05:33] Naoya
    means it must hold her warmth and scent.
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
[05:36] Naoya
    Overwhelmingly raw!
SIGN    Hot
SIGN    Hot
[05:39] Naoya
    I'm so moved!
[05:43] Saki
    You were right!
[05:45] Nagisa
    220! The same as me!
[05:49] Saki
    So bigger isn't always better.
[05:53] Rika
    That's not fair, Saki!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[05:56] Shino
    Wh-What would his heart rate be if it were mine?
[06:01] Rika
    Fine, I'll show you my current one!
[06:03] Shino
    Hold it, Hoshino-san!
[06:05] Shino
    Give it a res—
[06:11] Shino
    Ow...
[06:16] Saki
    Sh-Shoot!
[06:18] Saki
    Naoya's pulse is rising!
[06:31] Saki
    He stopped it!
[06:33] Rika
    That's cheating, Forehead!
[06:35] Shino
    Th-That was obviously an accident!
[06:37] Shino
    Jeez!
[06:38] Nagisa
    Are you all right?
[06:40] Saki
    Good going, Naoya.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[06:42] Shino
    I-I was right behind the other two.
[06:46] Shino
    Does that mean I have a chance
    if I keep living with him like this?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Onee-chan, what happened
    to your apartment rental?
SIGN    I already
     canceled it
[06:51] Risa
    Onee-chan, what happened
    to your apartment rental?
[06:54] Rika
    I already canceled it.
[07:00] Saki
    Naoya!
[07:02] Naoya
    Saki-chan.
[07:04] Saki
    I wanna go to the beach!
[07:06] Naoya
    The beach?
[07:09] Saki
    Why would we not go to the
    beach during the summer?
[07:11] Shino
    What? That came out of nowhere.
[07:13] Nagisa
    Saki-san's been looking
    at that book a lot lately.
[07:17] Saki
    It's not the time to be
    studying all day, Naoya!
[07:21] Naoya
    Good point.
[07:23] Naoya
    Studying is important, but my time with
    the two of you is even more important.
[07:29] Naoya
    Let's make some awesome
    memories at the beach this summer!
[07:33] Saki
    That's my Naoya!
[07:36] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[07:37] Naoya
    So, which beach are we going to?
[07:39] Saki
    A-Any beach?
[07:42] Naoya
    Of course.
[07:44] Saki
    Th-Then...
[07:47] Saki
    H-Hawaii!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[07:49] Nagisa
    She's going all-out!
[07:52] Naoya
    I-I'm sorry.
[07:54] Naoya
    I don't have enough money for Hawaii.
[07:56] Naoya
    S-Somewhere domestic, please.
[07:59] Saki
    I figured.
[08:00] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[08:02] Saki
    Then...
[08:04] Saki
    Okinawa...
[08:05] Nagisa
    The domestic all-out destination!
SIGN    Looking up costs...
[08:08] Nagisa
    I'll pay my own way.
[08:13] Naoya
    With all of my savings from work...
[08:15] Naoya
    I can manage one night!
[08:16] Saki
    Okinawa, let's go!
[08:19] Saki
    All right, we're all going together!
[08:21] Shino
    M-Me, too?
[08:24] Shino
    I guess.
[08:25] Rika
    I'm obviously coming, too.
[08:27] Saki
    Whatever, suit yourself!
[08:37] Saki
    Done!
[08:41] Saki
    Naoya...
[08:42] Saki
    I want to talk to you about the
    Okinawa trip. It's important.
[08:47] Naoya
    What's up?
[08:49] Saki
    I'm on board for a one-night trip
    to Okinawa with the four of us...
[08:56] Saki
    But Naoya, I'm sorry...
SIGN    Thump
    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[09:00] Saki
    One night doesn't feel like enough.
[09:02] Saki
    I'd like to ask for two nights!
[09:06] Nagisa
    It wasn't as serious as she made it sound.
[09:10] Naoya
    But S-Saki-chan, that's...
[09:13] Saki
    I know.
[09:14] Saki
    It'll barely fit our budget.
SIGN    Travel Plan
SIGN    Can hang out for
    an entire day!
SIGN    300%
SIGN    Lots of
    barbecue!
SIGN    1 night, 2 days
SIGN    2 nights, 3 days
[09:17] Saki
    But if it's just one night, we'll be
    going home the day after we arrive.
[09:21] Saki
    There's no day we can spend just having fun.
[09:24] Naoya
    You're right.
[09:26] Saki
    I want to enjoy Okinawa all day,
    even if it's just for a day.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[09:31] Saki
    That's enough to triple our satisfaction.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    ° Based on her own analysis
[09:38] Naoya
    I see!
[09:40] Naoya
    I'm going to borrow money from Mirika-san!
[09:42] Saki
    Naoya!
[09:43] Shino
    Cut it out!
[09:48] Naoya
    Ow...
[09:49] Shino
    Borrowing money? Are you out of your mind?
[09:51] Shino
    From Hoshizaki-san, no less!
[09:53] Saki
    Shino! Are you interfering?!
[09:55] Shino
    And you! Stop making silly demands!
[09:58] Saki
    But it's my first time in Okinawa!
[10:00] Saki
    One night and two days is just way too short.
[10:03] Shino
    Oh, you...
[10:06] Shino
    Hello? Dad?
[10:08] Shino
    You know the thing?
[10:12] Shino
    Yeah. Thanks.
[10:15] Shino
    Dad says we can use his
    vacation home in Okinawa.
[10:18] Shino
    For two nights.
[10:19] Saki
    V-V-V-Vacation home?!
[10:22] Saki
    You're that loaded?
[10:25] Shino
    Er, well...
[10:27] Shino
    My parents are.
[10:28] Saki
    Shino-sama!
[10:30] Naoya
    The people's ally!
[10:32] Shino
    Stop it!
[10:34] Naoya
    I'll repay you for this!
[10:36] Naoya
    I'll do anything I can do for you!
[10:39] Shino
    F-Fine, then. I look forward to it.
[10:44] Saki
    All right!
SIGN    Views, Food, and Leisure
[10:46] Saki
    Let's decide what we're going to do.
[10:49] Saki
    We can have a ton of fun if we have three days.
[10:52] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, anything you want to do?
[10:54] Nagisa
    I want to check out the aquarium.
[10:57] Saki
    Cute!
[10:58] Saki
    What about you, Shino?
[11:01] Shino
    Relax by the shore, listening to the waves.
[11:04] Saki
    What are you, an old fart?
[11:05] Naoya
    What do you want to do, Saki-chan?
[11:07] Saki
    Let's see...
[11:08] Saki
    I want to play on the beach,
    eat good food, and...
[11:13] Saki
    In fact, I want to become Okinawa.
[11:16] Shino
    Say what?
[11:17] Naoya
    I see! I kinda get it!
[11:19] Shino
    You do?!
[11:21] Saki
    And then...
[11:23] Saki
    On the beautiful beach,
    in the pleasant sunset...
[11:31] Saki
    I want for Naoya and I...
[11:36] Saki
    to have a barbecue together!
[11:37] Nagisa
    Not a kiss?!
[11:40] Nagisa
    Saki-san, are you sure you haven't
    forgotten about your relationship?
[11:45] Saki
    Huh?
[11:46] Nagisa
    Aren't you going to go for a kiss
    with Naoya-kun on our vacation?
[11:52] Saki
    H-How could I...
[11:54] Saki
    I'd gotten too hyped up about our Okinawa trip.
[11:58] Saki
    My brain was completely full of happy.
[12:02] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[12:03] Saki
    Y-You're right.
[12:05] Saki
    Yeah.
[12:06] Saki
    I'm all right now.
[12:08] Saki
    I remembered I'm a lady in love.
[12:10] Saki
    Naoya, we're kissing on our trip!
[12:13] Naoya
    Okay! Let's do that!
[12:15] Saki
    Just watch us, y'all!
[12:18] Shino
    I bet you aren't going to do it again.
[12:20] Saki
    Don't say "again"!
[12:22] Saki
    The umpteenth time should be the charm!
[12:25] Shino
    You don't need to try so hard to do it anymore.
[12:28] Saki
    What?!
[12:30] Saki
    Wait, Shino, do you not want me to kiss Naoya?
[12:35] Saki
    Do you love me that much?
[12:38] Shino
    Sure, whatever.
[12:39] Saki
    Sorry, though.
[12:41] Saki
    Naoya and I will kiss in Okinawa!
[12:45] Rika
    What?
[12:49] Rika
    I'm the one who'll be kissing Naoya!
[12:52] Saki
    Mirika!
[12:54] Nagisa
    May I try my best, too?
[12:57] Saki
    You, too, Nagisa-chan?!
[12:59] Saki
    Does that mean Shino, too?
[13:00] Shino
    Wh-Why would I?!
[13:03] Rika
    I'm gonna go for the kill during our trip.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[13:06] Nagisa
    I'm not letting you get
    ahead of me, Mirika-san.
[13:12] Saki
    S-Sure.
[13:14] Saki
    I accept the challenge.
[13:17] Saki
    Let's see who kisses Naoya in Okinawa!
[13:21] Rika
    You're on.
[13:22] Nagisa
    R-Right!
[13:24] Saki
    I'll show you what I'm really made of!
[13:28] Saki
    Just watch!
[13:29] Nagisa
    I-I'm going to do my best, too!
SIGN    ...We're still doing
    the barbecue, though,
    right...?
SIGN    Oh... Yes.
SIGN    She must really be
    looking forward to it
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[13:35] Saki
    We're still doing the barbecue, though, right?
[13:37] Nagisa
    Oh... Yes.
[13:38] Nagisa
    She must really be looking forward to it.
[13:42] Saki
    Summer! Okinawa! Beach!
[13:45] Saki
    That means we're gonna have to buy swimsuits!
[13:48] Saki
    Naoya, are you excited to see us in swimsuits?
[13:51] Naoya
    Of course I am!
[13:54] Saki
    If you do a good job presenting
    your favorite swimsuits here,
[13:56] Saki
    you might get to see us wearing them!
[14:00] Saki
    How do you feel about that?
[14:01] Naoya
    Awesome!
[14:03] Rika
    No one's gonna look better
    than me in a swimsuit.
[14:05] Saki
    Shut up, freaking megaboobs.
[14:07] Saki
    All right, begin the search!
[14:08] Saki
    And reach for your greatest dreams!
[14:11] Naoya
    Got it!
[14:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what about this one?
[14:18] Saki
    Oh? What's your reasoning?
[14:20] Naoya
    The simple design complements
    your sporty, healthy body.
[14:26] Naoya
    The string coming out of the shorts
    makes for a sexy accent!
[14:30] Saki
    I see.
[14:31] Naoya
    What do you think?
[14:33] Saki
    You're such a perv.
[14:34] Saki
    I'll think about it.
[14:38] Saki
    You can let your imagination
    run wild until we get to Okinawa.
[14:42] Naoya
    A true player of men's hearts!
[14:45] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, what about for me?
[14:49] Naoya
    This one for you!
[14:51] Naoya
    The reason being...
[14:51] Nagisa
    I'll buy it!
[14:52] Naoya
    That was fast!
[14:53] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun picked out a swimsuit for me.
[14:56] Naoya
    I'm glad you like it.
[14:59] Saki
    She's way too easy.
[15:01] Rika
    What about me, Naoya?
[15:03] Naoya
    This one for you.
[15:05] Rika
    That's a school swimsuit!
[15:07] Naoya
    I think it might be good
    to show less sometimes.
[15:09] Rika
    No way! That's lame!
[15:12] Rika
    Hang on, I've heard there are
    some guys who prefer
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[15:15] Rika
    this kind of thing over ones
    that show lots of skin.
[15:19] Rika
    Wait, is Naoya one of them?
[15:21] Rika
    I hear you, Naoya.
[15:23] Rika
    All right, you freak!
[15:26] Shino
    I think this one's fine for me.
[15:28] Naoya
    What about this one, Shino-san?
[15:30] Shino
    You picked one for me, too?
[15:31] Saki
    Hold it! This one's better!
[15:33] Shino
    Why do you care, Sakisaki?
[15:35] Saki
    Flat-chested girls wear
    micro maid bikinis! That's the rule!
[15:38] Naoya
    It is?
[15:39] Saki
    I love them, at least!
[15:42] Rika
    You idiot.
[15:43] Saki
    So which one are you buying?
[15:45] Shino
    The cloth is way too small on that one!
[15:47] Saki
    Of course it is!
[15:48] Saki
    I want you to wear it because it's so pervy!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[15:53] Shino
    Damn it!
[15:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:58] Shino
    Sakisaki's is out of the question,
[16:00] Shino
    but should I take the one I chose
    or the one Mukai-kun chose for me?
[16:06] Shino
    I can't let them find out
    how I feel about Mukai-kun,
[16:10] Shino
    but if it'll draw his attention
    even just a little...
[16:20] Shop
    Thank you very much.
[16:23] Shino
    I can just tell them I liked the design.
[16:27] Shino
    No one's going to find out
    about how I feel just from this.
[16:32] Rika
    Hey, hey...
[16:34] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san.
[16:36] Rika
    I've been thinking for a while now...
[16:39] Rika
    You have a crush on Naoya, don't you?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[16:44] Saki
    If I buy it and bring it with me,
    I might be able to get her to wear it.
[16:52] Rika
    Am I right?
[16:54] Shino
    How did she find out?
[16:56] Shino
    I-I need to change the subject!
[16:59] Shino
    I-Is it because I bought the
    swimsuit Mukai-kun chose?
[17:03] Shino
    I just happened to like the design!
[17:06] Shino
    It's not because I want Mukai-kun to like me!
[17:10] Rika
    Look how desperate you are! Hilarious!
[17:12] Shino
    I'm not desperate!
[17:15] Saki
    What's up, Shino?
[17:17] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[17:18] Shino
    I, er...
[17:21] Shino
    B-Bathroom!
[17:23] Shino
    With Hoshizaki-san!
[17:29] Shino
    Like I said, it's not what you think.
[17:32] Rika
    Oh, come on. I already know.
[17:35] Shino
    That's a misunderstanding!
[17:37] Rika
    You tried to seduce Naoya when
    you slept with him, didn't you?
[17:41] Shino
    How did you know?!
[17:43] (Flashback) Shino
    Would you ever consider me?
[17:47] Rika
    Thought so.
[17:49] Shino
    You set me up?!
[17:52] Rika
    Naoya was acting weird after he slept with you.
[17:55] Rika
    I thought it was suspicious.
[17:57] Rika
    I thought you might have done something.
[18:00] Rika
    You wouldn't do that to a guy
    you didn't even like, would you?
[18:03] Shino
    Th-That was just to test
    Mukai-kun for Sakisaki's sake.
[18:06] Shino
    To make sure he wouldn't mess with other girls.
[18:09] Rika
    I guess I'll tell Saki about it, then.
[18:12] Shino
    Wait!
[18:13] Rika
    What's wrong?
[18:14] Rika
    I thought you did it for Saki's sake.
[18:16] Shino
    P-Please. Don't tell her.
[18:20] Rika
    Why not?
[18:22] Shino
    W-Well...
[18:24] Rika
    Mirika's too stupid to understand.
[18:27] Shino
    She pisses me off!
[18:29] Rika
    I don't get it,
    so maybe I should just tell her.
[18:32] Shino
    How did it come to this?!
[18:37] Shino
    Y-You're right.
[18:40] Shino
    I like Mukai-kun.
[18:46] Rika
    You finally admit it.
[18:48] Shino
    But please keep it a secret!
[18:50] Shino
    I can't let anyone find out that
    I have a crush on my friend's boyfriend!
[18:55] Rika
    Sure.
[18:59] Rika
    Form an alliance with me, then.
[19:03] Shino
    Wh-What do you mean?
[19:05] Rika
    Make sure I get lots of time alone
    with Naoya during the trip.
[19:11] Rika
    In other words, do everything
    I tell you to do. Serve me.
[19:15] Shino
    That's just slavery!
[19:17] Rika
    You could call it that.
[19:20] Shino
    Who knows what you'll make me do?!
[19:23] Rika
    Do you really think you have a say in this?
[19:26] Rika
    "I wike you, Mukai-kun!"
[19:31] Rika
    Though, if you turn out to be
    more useful than I expect,
[19:34] Rika
    I'll make sure you get some
    time alone with him, too.
[19:40] Shino
    With Mukai-kun? On the beach? Alone?
[19:47] Rika
    You want a shot, don't you?
[19:51] Rika
    So let's work together.
[19:55] Rika
    You don't want to just watch
    with your finger in your mouth
[19:58] Rika
    as they get closer to him, do you?
[20:02] Shino
    W-Well...
[20:04] Saki
    I've never been to Okinawa before!
[20:06] Saki
    I can't wait.
[20:08] Naoya
    Let's make plenty of memories!
[20:10] Nagisa
    Yes!
[20:11] Saki
    What should we do first?
[20:19] Shino
    All right, fine.
[20:21] Shino
    I'll cooperate.
[20:23] Rika
    Nice.
[20:25] Rika
    Man, you call yourself
    a friend, but in reality,
[20:28] Rika
    you're stealing your friend's boyfriend.
[20:31] Rika
    You're pretty trashy, aren't you?
[20:33] Shino
    I-It's not like that!
[20:36] Rika
    What, then? Are you angling for a three-timing?
[20:39] Shino
    Not that, either!
[20:41] Shino
    Huh?
[20:42] Shino
    What am I really trying to do, then?
[20:47] Shino
    I just can't refuse and have
    you telling the others.
[20:54] Rika
    Okay, I guess you don't need
    time with Naoya, then.
[20:57] Shino
    W-Wait!
[20:58] Rika
    I'm kidding.
[21:01] Shino
    A-Also, are you really okay with
    giving me more time with Mukai-kun
[21:07] Shino
    and him ending up falling in love with me?
[21:10] Rika
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[21:13] Rika
    You can't even tell the guy
    you like that you like him.
[21:15] Rika
    You're no rival.
[21:19] Rika
    Naoya hardly even budges against my advances.
[21:24] Rika
    You're just a loser trying to rely on luck.
    What could you possibly do?
[21:31] Rika
    Did you actually think you had a chance?
[21:35] Rika
    No way! Seriously?
[21:37] Rika
    That's hilarious!
[21:40] Shino
    I-I'm not letting you have him!
[21:43] Rika
    I don't think you can stop me.
[21:45] Rika
    Don't cry, though.
[21:47] Rika
    You're so intense.
[21:49] Shino
    I can get ahead of you!
[21:50] Rika
    I mean, it'd be nice if you got
    in the way of the others.
[21:56] Rika
    Well, for the time being...
[22:06] Rika
    I look forward to your cooperation.
[22:09] Rika
    Ow!
SIGN    Day of the trip
[22:18] Saki
    And off to Okinawa!
SIGN    Unyielding Feelings
[23:57] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[23:59] Risa
    Today's the day of the Okinawa trip!
[24:01] Nagisa
    There's something I want
    to accomplish on this trip!
[24:04] Risa
    Onee-chan's greatest rival might be Nagisa-san.
[24:07] Nagisa
    We can't let Mirika-san have her way!
[24:09] Risa
    I'm sorry in advance about my sister!

Season 2

E9 - Vacay with the Girlfriends

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[00:01] Naoya
    At Saki-chan's request, we've all
    decided to go to Okinawa together.
[00:05] Naoya
    Thank you for lending us your
    family vacation home, Shino-sama!
[00:09] Shino
    Stop calling me that!
[00:11] Rika
    I never would have thought you
    had a crush on Naoya, though.
[00:16] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san, please don't tell Sakisaki.
[00:20] Rika
    Sure, I won't.
[00:22] Rika
    But I'm going to have you make sure Naoya
    and I can be alone together during the trip.
[00:33] Shino
    Why is this happening to me?
[00:45] Announcement
    The plane will depart shortly.
[00:48] Announcement
    Please fasten your seatbelts.
[00:52] Announcement
    Should you need assistance,
    the attendants are available to help.
[00:56] Saki
    Hear that, Naoya? We're taking off.
[01:00] Naoya
    What if there's an incident on the plane?
[01:02] Naoya
    What if it...
[01:04] Naoya
    c-crashes?
[01:06] Saki
    Don't jinx it!
[01:08] Shino
    The chances of an accident are
    as low as winning the lottery.
[01:13] Rika
    So basically zero.
[01:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan! Minase-san!
[01:18] Naoya
    I'm going to protect the two of you,
    no matter what happens!
[01:21] Saki
    Sure, sure.
[01:28] Saki
    We're accelerating!
[01:31] Naoya
    I-It's fast.
[01:34] Saki
    It's shaking!
[01:35] Naoya
    Is it supposed to shake so much?!
[01:37] Saki
    Ooh, I can feel us ascending!
[01:44] Saki; Nagisa
    We're flying!
[01:47] Saki
    What's up with the face?
[01:50] Naoya
    I need to hang on, or I'm gonna fall!
[01:56] Saki
    What the hell?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[03:32] Naoya
    Please... Give us a miracle.
[03:35] Saki
    You're freaking out way too much.
[03:37] Rika
    I know!
[03:39] Rika
    Naoya, it's all right.
[03:41] Rika
    I'll hold your hand.
[03:43] Naoya
    M-Mirika-san...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[03:45] Rika
    Time to use the suspension bridge
    effect to make him like me more!
[03:49] Saki
    No, Mirika! Go away!
[03:51] Saki
    Damn it!
[03:52] Rika
    Stop it!
[03:54] Rika
    Deal with Saki, Shino!
[03:58] Shino
    Sakisaki, I think you can let her do it.
[04:01] Saki
    Shino?!
[04:02] Shino
    It might put Mukai-kun at ease.
[04:05] Shino
    If anything, maybe now's the time
    for all of us to help him relax.
[04:10] Saki
    Th-That's true!
[04:13] Shino
    E-Especially so that he doesn't
    disturb the other passengers.
[04:17] Rika
    Now you're just taking
    advantage of the situation!
[04:19] Saki
    Me, too, then.
[04:21] Nagisa
    Me, too!
[04:24] Naoya
    G-Guys...
[04:27] Naoya
    My mind's calming.
[04:32] Naoya
    Yeah.
[04:34] Naoya
    We'll be all right.
[04:39] Announcement
    The plane will be entering an eddy current.
[04:43] Announcement
    The turbulence will not affect the flight.
[04:50] Naoya
    Th-This is it!
[04:52] Saki
    It's pretty shaky, huh?
[04:54] Naoya
    We're going down!
[04:57] Naoya
    Get over here, Shino-san!
[04:59] Naoya
    Hurry!
[05:00] Shino
    R-Right!
[05:02] Naoya
    Everyone, pack in!
[05:04] Naoya
    I'm going to cushion our fall!
[05:06] Saki
    Hey! Naoya, let go!
[05:09] Naoya
    No! I won't let you go!
[05:11] Shino
    Mukai-kun, it's all right!
[05:14] Shino
    W-With him being so close to me... I-I...
[05:20] Rika
    Naoya, harder!
[05:22] Saki
    Damn it, Mirika!
[05:23] Naoya
    I'm going to protect Saki-chan
    and Minase-san, of course,
[05:26] Naoya
    but I promise to protect
    Mirika-san and Shino-san, too!
[05:30] Rika; Shino
    S-Squee!
[05:39] Announcement
    We have passed the eddy current.
[05:42] Naoya
    W-We survived.
[05:45] Saki; Rika; Shino
    That was so good.
[05:50] Saki
    This is exhausting.
SIGN    Spooked by Naoya's energy
SIGN    Naha Airport
[06:03] Saki
    Whew, we made it.
[06:06] Naoya
    I know it's not good to judge something or
    hate it after experiencing it just once.
[06:13] Naoya
    But I...
[06:14] Naoya
    I think I hate planes.
[06:17] Shino; Rika
    I can't wait for the trip back.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    We're dying...
SIGN    We're going to die!
[06:20] Nagisa
    We're dying... We're going to die!
[06:30] Saki
    Okinawa!
[06:34] Nagisa
    I've never seen such a beautiful beach!
[06:37] Saki
    I know! The water's so pretty.
[06:39] Naoya
    The two of you are even prettier!
[06:42] Saki
    Why, thank you.
[06:44] Saki
    Anyway, this is exciting!
[06:47] Nagisa
    It is!
[06:48] Shino
    We're almost at my vacation home.
[06:51] Saki
    Yay!
[06:59] Saki
    It's huge!
[07:02] Saki
    And you have a Jacuzzi?!
[07:07] Shino
    I haven't been here in a while.
[07:10] Saki
    Shino, our god!
[07:13] Saki; Naoya
    Thank you!
[07:14] Shino
    Stop that!
[07:15] Saki
    I-I was so awestruck, my body
    began to grovel on its own.
[07:20] Shino
    Do you really need the tears?!
[07:23] Rika
    The beach is right there!
[07:26] Rika
    Let's go to the beach, Naoya!
[07:29] Saki
    Hold it, you!
[07:31] Saki
    Naoya, have you been looking
    forward to our swimsuits?
[07:37] Naoya
    Truly!
[07:40] Saki
    I see.
[07:44] Saki
    I guess this is happening, then!
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, Shino, we're getting changed!
[07:49] Shino
    What's with the act?
[07:51] Nagisa
    Wait for us, okay, Naoya-kun?
[07:53] Naoya
    I'll wait as many hours as it takes!
[08:02] Naoya
    There we go.
[08:04] Saki
    Naoya!
[08:08] Saki
    Look.
[08:09] Saki
    It's the swimsuit you picked out.
[08:11] Nagisa
    Wh-What do you think?
[08:15] Rika
    Well, Naoya?
[08:21] Naoya
    S-Something's wrong.
[08:24] Saki
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Tight
[08:28] Naoya
    I-I don't believe it.
SIGN    Boing
[08:32] Naoya
    I was so sure I'd chosen
    the best swimsuits for you...
SIGN    Poing
[08:38] Naoya
    How could this be?!
SIGN    Bwoing
[08:43] Saki
    Wh-What's wrong with you?
[08:46] Naoya
    It's three times cuter than I was imagining!
[08:49] Saki
    Good for you, then.
[08:51] Naoya
    You're so cute, Saki-chan!
[08:54] Naoya
    And sexy!
[08:56] Saki
    I-I get it already.
[08:58] Naoya
    You're like an angel, Minase-san!
[09:00] Naoya
    A slightly naughty angel!
[09:02] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[09:03] Naoya
    And Shino-san, I never thought you'd
    wear the swimsuit I chose for you.
[09:07] Naoya
    You're amazing.
[09:08] Shino
    I-I just happened to like the design.
[09:11] Saki
    I wanted to see the maid bikini.
[09:14] Naoya
    As for you, Mirika-san...
[09:16] Naoya
    I mean, yeah, it's nice and modest.
[09:19] Rika
    Huh?!
[09:20] Rika
    I thought this was the kind
    of swimsuit you were into!
[09:23] Naoya
    I'm not a creep.
[09:24] Rika
    Seriously?! Damn it!
[09:26] Rika
    I'm gonna switch into a sexy swimsuit!
[09:29] Rika
    Also, we're having a strategy meeting.
[09:31] Shino
    Okay...
[09:34] Nagisa
    Well, I've made lunch for us,
    so I'll go get it set up.
[09:39] Saki
    Oh, I'll join you.
[09:41] Nagisa
    Nah, I can handle it myself.
[09:45] Saki
    Thanks.
[09:47] Naoya
    Thanks.
[09:49] Naoya
    Well, Saki-chan, what should we do?
[09:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[09:58] Saki
    Man...
[10:01] Saki
    The scorching sun, the ridiculously
    blue sky and shallows...
[10:07] Saki
    Honestly, everything's already too perfect.
[10:10] Naoya
    Already?!
[10:12] Saki
    You saw us in swimsuits, Naoya.
    Isn't this already tops for you, too?
[10:16] Naoya
    You're right about that!
[10:18] Saki
    That said, our trip's just started.
[10:22] Saki
    I hope we make a lot of good memories.
[10:25] Naoya
    Same.
[10:41] Saki
    I hope we kiss, too.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[10:49] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[11:01] Saki
    I'm gonna go for a swim!
[11:04] Saki
    I love the beach!
[11:10] Nagisa
    Hey, Naoya-kun?
[11:14] Naoya
    Minase-san.
[11:16] Nagisa
    Do you have a moment?
[11:27] Naoya
    What's up?
[11:30] Nagisa
    There's something I want to
    accomplish during this trip.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    He tricked me!
[11:39] Rika
    He tricked me!
[11:47] Nagisa
    There's something I want to
    accomplish during this trip.
[11:52] Naoya
    Minase-san?
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[11:54] Naoya
    D-Do you mean...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[11:58] Naoya
    Are you...
[12:02] Naoya
    Are you in heat?!
[12:04] Nagisa
    It's not like that!
[12:06] Naoya
    Oh, okay.
[12:08] Naoya
    What is it, then?
[12:11] Nagisa
    Well, see...
[12:13] Nagisa
    I want to make Saki-san
    really happy about this trip.
[12:19] Naoya
    Okay, got it!
[12:20] Naoya
    I'll do anything I can to help!
[12:22] Nagisa:
    That was way too quick!
[12:24] Naoya
    Helping Minase-san make Saki-chan happy?
[12:27] Naoya
    Why would I ever say no to that?!
[12:29] Nagisa
    Thanks.
[12:31] Naoya
    Still...
[12:33] Naoya
    I want to know why you felt that way.
[12:35] Naoya
    Please tell me!
[12:36] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[12:40] Nagisa
    Well...
[12:43] Nagisa
    I've been thinking a lot lately...
[12:47] Nagisa
    What would have happened if your
    girlfriend was someone besides Saki-san?
[12:55] Nagisa
    I'm so happy every day these days.
[13:00] Nagisa
    My dream of being with you
    forever might actually come true.
[13:09] Nagisa
    At least, I feel like it's possible now.
[13:13] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[13:15] Nagisa
    But when I really think about it,
[13:19] Nagisa
    a big part of that is Saki-san
    treating me like an equal.
[13:24] Nagisa
    If it were anyone else, and I begged
    to be in a two-timing relationship,
[13:29] Nagisa
    I don't think it would have
    been as fun as it is now.
[13:34] Nagisa
    Saki-san's been looking forward to this trip.
[13:39] Nagisa
    So if I can make it even just
    a little more memorable,
[13:42] Nagisa
    I might be able to repay her for
    what she's been doing for me.
[13:46] Nagisa
    And seeing Saki-san happy
    would make me happy, too.
[13:52] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[13:54] Nagisa
    So I wanted to ask for your assistance.
[13:58] Naoya
    I'll do anything!
[14:01] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun?!
[14:03] Naoya
    I'm so happy you think so much of Saki-chan!
[14:08] Nagisa
    U-Um...
SIGN    Squish
[14:11] Nagisa
    M-More of our skin is touching than usual.
SIGN    Tuggg
[14:19] Naoya
    Did you not like that?
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[14:21] Nagisa
    I... I like it, but...
[14:24] Naoya
    You're way too cute!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[14:28] Naoya
    What should we do for Saki-chan?!
[14:31] Naoya
    Good food?
[14:32] Naoya
    Leisure activities?
[14:33] Naoya
    Visit scenic spots?!
[14:35] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[14:38] Naoya
    How about a kiss?
[14:40] Nagisa
    I'll handle the good food.
[14:42] Naoya
    Where did you pull that out from?
[14:44] Nagisa
    I'd like for you to do what only you can.
[14:49] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[14:51] Nagisa
    Saki-san was so busy thinking
    about the trip the other day.
[14:56] Nagisa
    So I instigated a little for motivation.
[15:01] Nagisa
    You two need to stop with the
    will-they-won't-they scam!
[15:06] Nagisa
    I suspect that, at this rate, you won't be
    kissing before the end of the trip, either!
[15:10] Nagisa
    I'm going to help, but you need to do
    what you can to make a kiss happen.
[15:17] Nagisa
    I'm sure Saki-san's genuinely
    looking forward to it, too.
[15:25] (Flashback) Saki
    I hope we kiss, too.
[15:30] Naoya
    You're right.
[15:32] Naoya
    I'll kiss Saki-chan during the trip!
[15:35] Naoya
    With all I've got! I promise!
[15:37] Nagisa
    Please do!
[15:39] Naoya
    But are you all right with us kissing first?
[15:46] Nagisa
    Um...
[15:48] Nagisa
    I might have been more
    apprehensive in the past,
[15:53] Nagisa
    but now, I'd be genuinely
    glad to see Saki-san kiss you.
[16:04] Naoya
    Thank you.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[16:09] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, I appreciate being hugged...
[16:15] Nagisa
    But in our swimsuits, it feels really
    good when our skin touches.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[16:22] Nagisa
    If you don't take it easy,
[16:27] Nagisa
    I'm going to lose control.
[16:33] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[16:35] Naoya
    You're so sexy-cute!
[16:37] Nagisa
    Were you listening to me?!
[16:39] Naoya
    You're too sexy-cute, Minase-san!
[16:42] Rika
    Damn you, Nagisa!
[16:43] Rika
    You're ruining everything!
[16:46] Rika
    If Naoya's going all-out,
    I can't just assume it's not going to happen.
[16:53] Rika
    We're absolutely going to stop
    Naoya and Saki from kissing!
[16:58] Rika
    Oh, if we can't stop the kiss,
[17:00] Rika
    I'll make sure they find out
    you have a crush on Naoya.
[17:04] Rika
    Also, you'd better make sure to hook us up.
[17:09] Shino
    All right, fine.
[17:12] Rika
    I'm going to win!
[17:15] Shino
    I can't let Hoshizaki-san
    reveal that I like Mukai-kun!
[17:21] Shino
    I have to make this work!
SIGN    Bliss...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[17:26] Saki
    Bliss...
[17:31] Naoya
    Hey, Saki-chan...
[17:34] Naoya
    Wanna go to that nice place
    over there together later?
[17:40] Nagisa; Rika; Shino
    So blunt!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[17:42] Saki
    N-Naoya?
[17:44] Naoya
    I can't tell you what for here.
[17:46] Shino
    For the kiss!
[17:47] Rika
    It's the kiss.
[17:48] Nagisa
    It has to be the kiss.
[17:50] Naoya
    I need for the two of us to get in
    the mood somewhere really nice.
[17:54] Shino
    It's obviously for a kiss!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[17:57] Saki
    S-Sure, then.
[18:00] Naoya
    Th-Thanks!
[18:02] Naoya
    Okay, then, after—
[18:03] Rika
    Wait, Naoya!
[18:04] Rika
    I'm not letting you be alone with Saki!
[18:07] Naoya
    Let me go, Mirika-san!
[18:09] Rika
    Like hell I will!
[18:11] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san...
[18:13] Rika
    You'd better help stop them!
[18:15] Shino
    It's so obvious it's for the kiss!
[18:18] Shino
    It'd be way too suspicious
    if I tried to stop them!
[18:22] Naoya
    I'll make time for you later,
    Mirika-san. Sorry!
[18:26] Rika
    This happened because you didn't help!
[18:28] Shino
    What was I supposed to do?
[18:31] Rika
    You don't even care that much, do you?
[18:34] Rika
    Hey, Nagisa.
[18:35] Rika
    You know, Shino has...
[18:37] Shino
    Hey!
[18:40] Shino
    Fine!
[18:48] Shino
    O-Oh, no!
[18:50] Shino
    My swimsuit is floating away!
[18:55] Shino
    Mukai-kun, get it for me!
[18:58] Naoya
    B-But...
[19:00] Rika
    Wow, that's crude.
[19:02] Shino
    What if my swimsuit gets washed away?
[19:05] Shino
    I'm going to get swarmed by party bros, and...
[19:10] Guy 1
    What's up, girl? You're naked.
[19:13] Shino
    They'll take pictures and threaten me, and...
[19:16] Guy 1
    If you don't want this online...
[19:22] Shino
    And they'll force me into doing nasty things!
[19:25] Naoya
    Damn those party bros!
[19:27] Naoya
    How could you?!
[19:29] Naoya
    I'm coming!
[19:35] Naoya
    Shino-san! Are you all right?
[19:37] Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[19:47] Shino
    I managed to bring him back.
[19:50] Shino
    Now I have to make sure he doesn't go anywhere.
[19:57] Naoya
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[20:00] Shino
    M-My leg's cramped! I can't move!
[20:03] Naoya
    That's bad!
[20:05] Shino
    So if my hand slips, I'm sorry!
[20:08] Naoya
    Stay calm!
[20:10] Naoya
    I won't let you go!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[20:12] Shino
    M-Mukai-kun...
[20:18] Shino
    It's actually cramped!
[20:23] Shino
    Oh, shoot!
[20:25] Shino
    I'm sorry!
[20:29] Rika
    Good going, Shino!
[20:31] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san...
[20:32] Rika
    Come on, help me out.
[20:42] Shino
    M-Mukai-kun's passed out...
[20:45] Shino
    We need to take care of him.
[20:52] Rika
    You can lock this room, right?
[20:58] Shino
    It's fine.
[20:59] Rika
    Okay, I'll have the key, then.
[21:03] Shino
    Jeez...
[21:04] Shino
    Why am I stuck doing this with you?
[21:07] Rika
    What?
[21:08] Rika
    You like Naoya, don't you?
[21:11] Shino
    S-So what if I do?
[21:13] Rika
    Would you have just stood there
[21:16] Rika
    and watched as Naoya kissed Saki
    if I hadn't told you what to do?
[21:21] Shino
    Well...
[21:23] Rika
    I'd never stand for that.
[21:29] Rika
    I think you're so caught up
    in hiding your own feelings
[21:32] Rika
    that you've lost sight of
    something more important.
[21:38] Shino
    But...
[21:44] Rika
    Meh, not my problem.
[21:47] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san...
[21:51] Rika
    Now, then...
[22:04] Rika
    Naoya's trapped!
[22:06] Rika
    What should I do to him?
[22:09] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san!
[22:17] Shino
    Wh-What is she going to do?
SIGN    Vacay with the Girlfriends
[23:57] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[23:59] Risa
    Onee-chan and Shino-san are
    going to make a move in episode 10!
[24:01] Rika
    I'm finally alone with Naoya!
[24:03] Risa
    Don't take it too far or we
    won't be able to go on air.
[24:06] Rika
    If that happens, we'll do a
    special stream on Risapon TV!
[24:08] Risa
    Really?!
[24:09] Risa
    Wait, that's not okay!

Season 2

E10 - Her Resolve

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[00:13] Rika
    Naoya...
[00:16] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san, what do you think you're doing?!
[00:19] Saki
    What's going on here?!
[00:22] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san taped up Mukai-kun while he
    was unconscious and took him into the room.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[00:29] Rika
    Here I go, Naoya.
[00:31] Saki
    She's totally about to do something naughty!
[00:37] Mirika
    You're so warm, Naoya...
[00:43] Saki
    She definitely put it in!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:17] Saki
    Do you have a key?
[02:19] Shino
    I think there should be a spare key somewhere.
[02:21] Saki
    Let's find it!
[02:22] Nagisa
    Right!
[02:31] Rika
    Hey, you're awake.
[02:35] Naoya
    Yeah...
[02:37] Naoya
    Abducted again?!
[02:39] Rika
    It's legal if a cute girl does it, right?
[02:41] Naoya
    Pretty sure that's not right!
[02:43] Naoya
    Why are you doing this again?
[02:45] Rika
    What?
[02:46] Rika
    I-Isn't it obvious?
[02:50] Rika
    Because you're trying to kiss Saki.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[02:59] Naoya
    That's no reason to abduct me!
[03:01] Rika
    It's more than enough reason!
[03:03] Naoya
    We're dating! Of course we're going to kiss!
[03:05] Rika
    Nope!
[03:07] Rika
    If you kiss, Saki's going to
    become precious to you,
[03:11] Rika
    and then it'll be a pain in the butt
    trying to get you to break up!
[03:14] Rika
    I don't want to be involved in a triple-timing!
[03:16] Naoya
    That's what you're concerned about?!
[03:18] Rika
    Sh-Shut up!
[03:20] Rika
    If you want a kiss that badly,
[03:23] Rika
    you can kiss me and become
    infatuated with me instead!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[03:35] Rika
    Well?
[03:36] Naoya
    Just the cheek?!
[03:37] Rika
    You said not on the mouth.
[03:41] Rika
    Because that counts as sexy activity.
[03:43] Naoya
    That's the one thing you're honest about?
[03:45] Rika
    I made you a promise.
[03:47] Naoya
    I should have said no abductions, too.
[03:49] Naoya
    I'm not going to become obsessed with
    you over something like this, though.
[03:54] Rika
    B-But I get excited even
    if it's just on the cheek.
[03:58] Rika
    Fine!
[04:02] Naoya
    M-My neck?!
[04:06] Rika
    I can tell you're flustered!
[04:17] Rika
    Th-There.
[04:21] Naoya
    You wouldn't!
[04:27] Naoya
    Oh, no!
[04:29] Naoya
    No more, or I'll...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[04:42] Rika
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[04:46] Naoya
    Then don't do it!
[04:47] Rika
    Sh-Shush!
[04:49] Rika
    S-So, how was that?
[04:51] Rika
    Are you a little more obsessed with me now?
[04:54] Rika
    You said, "Oh, no."
[04:55] Naoya
    I-I meant...
[04:58] Naoya
    W-Wait...
[05:01] Naoya
    Seeing you more embarrassed than I am...
[05:04] Naoya
    brought me back to my senses.
[05:08] Rika
    Fine, I'll do even more!
[05:10] Rika
    I'm not letting you leave!
[05:12] Naoya
    You shouldn't do this!
[05:13] Rika
    Shut up!
[05:15] Rika
    I can't stand what I can't stand!
[05:17] Rika
    I don't want you kissing anyone else!
[05:22] Naoya
    Mirika-san...
[05:28] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san...
[05:32] Rika
    Got it?
[05:34] Naoya
    No, er...
[05:36] Naoya
    I don't know how to respond to that.
[05:38] Rika
    You piece of shit!
[05:40] Saki
    I found a key!
[05:42] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[05:45] Saki
    Death to the horny pigtails!
[05:52] Saki
    She got away!
[05:59] Rika
    I'm never giving up!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Thank God, he still
    has them on!!
[06:04] Saki
    Thank God, he still has them on.
[06:10] Saki
    Man, I'm pissed.
[06:12] Saki
    Damn it, Mirika! You can never
    let your guard down around her.
[06:16] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[06:19] Saki
    Barbecue! Can't wait!
[06:22] Naoya
    Let's get that fire started!
[06:24] Nagisa
    I'll get it right this time.
[06:26] Rika
    Time to think up our next plan, Shino.
[06:28] Rika
    We need to stop Naoya and Saki
    from kissing, no matter what.
[06:32] Shino
    Yeah.
[06:34] Rika
    What can we do?
[06:38] (Flashback) Rika
    Would you have just stood there and watched
[06:40] (Flashback) Rika
    as Naoya kissed Saki if
    I hadn't told you what to do?
[06:43] (Flashback) Rika
    I don't want you kissing anyone else!
[06:50] Shino
    I don't think I could be as shameless as you.
[06:54] Rika
    Are you picking a fight with me?!
[06:56] Shino
    No, I didn't mean that.
[06:59] Rika
    So, do you have any ideas?
[07:01] Rika
    Any way to stop them from kissing?
[07:04] Rika
    You're the smartest person
    in our year, aren't you?
[07:08] Shino
    Have them eat tons of garlic.
[07:11] Rika
    You're a genius!
[07:19] Shino
    Hey...
[07:21] Shino
    Hypothetically, if you were
    friends with Sakisaki,
[07:25] Shino
    would you get in their way like you are now?
[07:29] Shino
    You totally would.
[07:31] Rika
    You are picking a fight with me!
[07:33] Rika
    I mean, I would, though!
[07:35] Rika
    Who cares about anything except
    what's most important to you?
[07:38] Rika
    In other words, anything other than Naoya.
[07:40] Shino
    That's not how things work for most people.
[07:44] Rika
    You're a real pain, aren't you?
[07:47] Rika
    All right, done!
[07:49] Rika
    Guys!
[07:51] Rika
    I'm treating you to some good food.
[07:53] Rika
    To make up for earlier.
[07:54] Naoya
    That looks good!
[07:56] Nagisa
    This has a lot of garlic in it.
[07:58] Nagisa
    It's going to smell!
[08:01] Saki
    Mirika, you little...
[08:02] Rika
    Just eat it!
[08:04] Rika
    Open up, Naoya!
[08:06] Rika
    You're gonna love it!
[08:06] Saki
    Stop it!
[08:13] Shino
    If only I were like Hoshizaki-san
[08:16] Shino
    and had the resolve and courage
    to go after nothing but my love.
[08:26] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[08:28] Naoya
    Did you call?
[08:30] Shino
    Mukai-kun?!
[08:32] Shino
    Why are you here?
[08:33] Naoya
    You were acting a bit odd.
[08:37] Naoya
    You were calling me just now, weren't you?
[08:40] Naoya
    Did you need something?
[08:41] Shino
    Why would you pry about that?!
[08:43] Naoya
    I definitely heard my name!
[08:44] Shino
    It's your imagination!
[08:46] Naoya
    I-Is it?
[08:47] Shino
    It is!
[08:49] Naoya
    Oh, that's the ribbon I gave you, isn't it?
[08:52] Naoya
    Back in middle school.
[08:55] Naoya
    You're still taking care of it, huh?
[08:57] Naoya
    I appreciate it.
[08:58] Shino
    I-It's nothing.
[09:00] Shino
    It just happens to have lasted a long time.
[09:04] Naoya
    You've still been taking care of
    Saki-chan since then, too.
[09:08] Naoya
    You even agreed to lend us your
    vacation home for Saki-chan's sake.
[09:11] Naoya
    You sure are kind.
[09:13] Shino
    No, er...
[09:14] Shino
    Wh-What brought this on?
[09:17] Naoya
    I've always thought so.
[09:20] Naoya
    Anyway, that's how I think of you.
[09:22] Naoya
    You matter to me.
[09:24] Naoya
    I'm always here to help when you need it.
SIGN    Thump
[09:29] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[09:30] Shino
    You could have gone to a
    way better high school, too.
[09:34] Shino
    But you chose the same school as Saki-chan.
[09:39] Saki
    Let's go to the same school together!
[09:40] Shino
    I chose the same school as Sakisaki
    because I wanted to be close to Mukai-kun.
[09:42] Shino
    F-Fine...
[09:46] Saki
    Two nights! Yay!
[09:47] Shino
    Same thing with the vacation home.
[09:47] Naoya
    Awesome!
[09:48] Shino
    I thought that if we could stay longer,
    I'd have more chances with Mukai-kun.
[09:56] Shino
    I'm pathetic.
[09:58] Shino
    I hate myself.
[10:04] Shino
    I lied earlier.
[10:08] Naoya
    Huh?
[10:09] Shino
    I have to have some courage.
[10:12] Shino
    Or I'm never getting anywhere.
[10:16] Shino
    This ribbon was actually...
[10:22] Naoya
    The ribbon!
[10:26] Naoya
    Shino-san!
[10:28] Naoya
    The waves are high! It's dangerous!
[10:31] Shino
    No!
[10:36] Shino
    It's too important to me!
[10:39] Naoya
    Look out!
[10:48] Naoya
    Shino-san!
[11:06] Naoya
    Thank goodness we made it to shore.
[11:10] Shino
    Thanks.
[11:13] Shino
    Let's go back to the others.
[11:18] Shino
    Wait...
[11:20] Shino
    Huh?
[11:26] Naoya
    A-An uninhabited island?!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[11:30] Shino
    I'm alone with Mukai-kun
    on an uninhabited island?!
[11:34] Shino
    I-In a place like this?
[11:37] Shino
    This might be a rare opportunity
    to get closer to Mukai-kun.
[11:42] Shino
    In fact, if we can't make it back, we'll be
    living together for the rest of our lives.
[11:50] Naoya
    Let's make a baseball team.
[11:53] Shino
    I don't know if I can bear that many children!
[11:55] Naoya
    Hey, the main island's over there!
[11:57] Naoya
    It doesn't look that far.
[11:59] Shino
    I should have figured!
[12:01] Shino
    We just swam here.
[12:03] Naoya
    That said, it's too dangerous to
    get in the water in this darkness.
[12:08] Naoya
    Guess we'll have to spend the night here.
[12:10] Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[12:13] Naoya
    Wait, what about the ribbon?!
[12:18] Shino
    I managed not to lose it, thanks to you.
[12:20] Naoya
    What a relief.
[12:23] Shino
    I'm sorry!
[12:26] Shino
    This happened because
    I jumped into the water.
[12:28] Shino
    Sakisaki and the others are worried for sure.
[12:32] Shino
    I ruined our vacation.
[12:36] Naoya
    Wait...
[12:39] Naoya
    We ended up on an uninhabited island
    because I carried you in the wrong direction!
[12:44] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[12:46] Shino
    Wait!
[12:47] Shino
    It's not your fault, Mukai-kun!
[12:49] Naoya
    Thanks!
[12:50] Naoya
    In that case, let's call it even
    and forget about it.
[12:54] Naoya
    Besides, I'm happy you care so much
[12:57] Naoya
    about the ribbon that you
    jumped into the water for it.
[13:01] Shino
    Well...
[13:03] Naoya
    Let's get back safely tomorrow
    and apologize to everyone.
[13:07] Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[13:09] Naoya
    Besides, now that we're on an uninhabited
    island, we should make the most of it.
[13:14] Naoya
    It's not something you get to do every day.
[13:17] Shino
    I dunno...
[13:19] Naoya
    By the way, why are you
    so attached to that ribbon?
[13:22] Shino
    Let's enjoy our time here!
[13:26] Shino
    The first thing to do on an uninhabited
    island is secure water.
[13:30] Naoya
    There are coconut trees here.
[13:31] Shino
    I'll get them.
[13:33] Naoya
    A-Are you all right?
[13:35] Shino
    I'm fine!
[13:36] Shino
    This is nothing!
[13:48] Shino
    S-S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[13:50] Naoya
    I'm sorry, too.
[13:52] Shino
    Look, I found a coconut on the ground.
[14:01] Naoya
    I only saw it for a second!
[14:08] Shino
    Wh-Why am I always like this
    in front of Mukai-kun?
[14:13] Shino
    How many times has it been now?
[14:14] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[14:15] Shino
    I'm usually a lot more proper, you know!
[14:18] Naoya
    I know!
[14:19] Naoya
    But I think you're adorable
    when you're like this, too.
[14:22] Shino
    Ador—
[14:24] Shino
    Wh-Why do you keep saying
    that sort of thing to everyone?
[14:28] Naoya
    I don't say this sort of thing to just anyone!
[14:30] Shino
    Hey—
[14:34] Shino
    I-I'm so happy.
[14:41] Naoya
    Viper!
[14:46] Naoya
    It's a bit dangerous, but it's kinda
    exciting and fun, isn't it?
[14:54] Shino
    Yeah.
[14:56] Shino
    If only I could be with Mukai-kun all the time...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[15:03] Shino
    We'll take one character each from Dad's
    name and call them Takuya and Naoko.
[15:07] Shino
    Just kidding.
[15:17] Naoya
    Sorry.
[15:18] Shino
    I-I don't mind...
[15:22] Naoya
    Are you cold?
[15:24] Shino
    Right, your swimsuit's still damp.
[15:27] Naoya
    I'm fine.
[15:29] Naoya
    All right!
[15:31] Naoya
    Take it off!
[15:32] Shino
    Huh?!
[15:33] Naoya
    You're going to get colder and
    colder wearing a wet swimsuit.
[15:36] Shino
    B-But...
[15:37] Naoya
    Don't worry! I'll turn away!
[15:40] Naoya
    And I'll start a fire quick!
[15:42] Naoya
    In fact, I'll take mine off first!
[15:44] Shino
    All right, I get it!
[15:47] Naoya
    Gather some twigs, make some friction...
[15:51] Shino
    I can't believe I'm getting
    naked near Mukai-kun.
[15:55] Shino
    It's really embarrassing, but...
[15:59] Shino
    I don't want my time with
    Mukai-kun to end uneventfully.
[16:09] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[16:11] Shino
    I t-took it all off.
[16:14] Naoya
    Okay.
[16:15] Naoya
    I'm starting a fire as quickly as I can. Hang on.
[16:18] Naoya
    Try not to be exposed to the wind.
[16:22] Shino
    Nothing will change if I just
    go on hiding my feelings for him.
[16:28] (Flashback) Rika
    You don't want to just watch
    with your finger in your mouth
[16:31] (Flashback) Rika
    as they get closer to him, do you?
[16:34] (Flashback) Rika
    I think you're so caught up
    in hiding your own feelings
[16:38] (Flashback) Rika
    that you've lost sight of
    something more important.
[16:42] Shino
    I want to change something.
[16:53] Shino
    I have to have confidence.
[16:56] Naoya
    Sh-Shino-san?!
[17:01] Shino
    I-I'm cold.
[17:03] Shino
    You know... It'll be warmer if we stick together.
[17:07] Naoya
    I see. You're right.
[17:08] Shino
    I want him to notice me a bit.
[17:12] Naoya
    Wait, do you need to lean on me naked, though?
[17:15] Naoya
    On a guy who isn't even your boyfriend?
[17:17] Shino
    It's just so cold!
[17:18] Naoya
    You'd end up in deep trouble
    if it were another guy!
[17:22] Shino
    Hey!
[17:22] Naoya
    Do you understand?!
[17:24] Shino
    Please don't turn around!
[17:26] Naoya
    Sorry.
[17:28] Shino
    You're safe, though, right?
[17:32] Naoya
    Of course, but it's a matter of
    being aware of the risks!
[17:35] Shino
    I said don't turn around!
[17:40] Shino
    I'm feeling Mukai-kun's warmth.
[17:42] Shino
    My heart's racing.
[17:46] Shino
    Mukai-kun's been training lately.
[17:48] Shino
    His back's a bit big.
[17:52] Shino
    I wonder if Mukai-kun's heart is
    racing at least a little, too.
[17:57] Shino
    Wh-What should I do next?
[18:01] Shino
    I know! I'll get even closer!
[18:03] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[18:05] Naoya
    Are you warm enough?
[18:08] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[18:10] Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[18:12] Shino
    I'm a little warmer.
[18:14] Naoya
    Okay. That's good to hear.
[18:20] Shino
    Get a grip, me!
[18:23] Shino
    Mukai-kun isn't going to fall in love with me
    just because I bare myself even more.
[18:31] Shino
    I need to have confidence in other ways.
[18:39] Shino
    There's someone I have a crush on.
[18:46] Shino
    For a long time now.
[18:50] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[18:54] Naoya
    Then you really shouldn't be
    leaning against another guy naked!
[18:57] Shino
    You're going to see everything!
[18:59] Naoya
    S-Sorry.
[19:03] Naoya
    I never knew, though.
[19:06] Naoya
    Does Saki-chan know?
[19:11] Shino
    I could never tell anyone.
[19:13] Shino
    It's been on my mind forever.
[19:16] Shino
    But I wanted you to know.
[19:20] Naoya
    Sure, I'll hear you out.
[19:24] Naoya
    Have you told this person that you like them?
[19:27] Shino
    I'd be causing a lot of trouble for him...
    and the person he cares about.
[19:34] Naoya
    I guess it's complicated, huh?
[19:36] Shino
    Yeah.
[19:38] Shino
    So I've been trying to give up,
    but I just can't.
[19:46] Shino
    I shouldn't have fallen in
    love in the first place.
[19:51] Shino
    But I keep falling in love even more.
[19:56] Shino
    And I want him to love me back.
[20:06] Shino
    But I'm scared to tell him how I feel.
[20:13] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[20:15] Shino
    I'm sorry.
[20:16] Shino
    What am I talking about?
[20:19] Shino
    I'm such a pathetic coward.
[20:24] Naoya
    Shino-san!
[20:27] Naoya
    I got the fire started!
[20:31] Shino
    It's warm.
[20:34] Naoya
    Thanks.
[20:38] Naoya
    I'm just guessing...
[20:42] Naoya
    But there's more that's dear to you than
    just dating that person you love, right?
[20:50] Naoya
    It's amazing how Mirika-san can pursue
    one thing without regard for anything else.
[20:58] Naoya
    But I also think you're amazing for being able
    to care about what's important to you,
[21:04] Naoya
    even if it hurts you.
[21:08] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[21:12] Shino
    This is where Mukai-kun was just now.
[21:15] Shino
    Show me your hand.
[21:20] Naoya
    I mean, yeah, when I was starting the fire...
[21:25] Shino
    He did that for me?
[21:30] Shino
    Mukai-kun, why?!
[21:46] Naoya
    I'm just doing what I want to do.
[21:50] Shino
    Stop it.
[21:52] Shino
    If you keep being so nice to me...
[21:58] Shino
    I won't be able to hold back!
SIGN    Her Resolve
[23:57] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[23:59] Risa
    Shino-san goes for the
    surprise kiss on the island!
[24:01] Risa
    Next time, Shino-san takes it even further!
[24:03] Shino
    D-Do you mean...
[24:05] Risa
    You did good!
[24:06] Shino
    I did that good?!
[24:07] Risa
    I'm not talking about anything sexy.
[24:09] Shino
    Huh? I-I knew that!

Season 2

E11 - Her Resolve, and Then

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[00:02] Naoya
    But I also think you're amazing for being able
    to care about what's important to you,
[00:07] Naoya
    even if it hurts you.
[00:11] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[00:14] Shino
    Show me your hand.
[00:17] Naoya
    I mean, yeah, when I was starting the fire...
[00:23] Shino
    He did that for me?
[00:27] Shino
    Mukai-kun, why?!
[00:32] Shino
    I won't be able to hold back!
[00:58] Shino
    I took it way too far this time!
[01:01] Naoya
    Shino-san?
[01:06] Naoya
    What was...
[01:08] Shino
    W-Well...
[01:11] Shino
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What should I tell him?
[01:14] Shino
    No, er...
[01:17] Shino
    Th-That was my first time, so...
[01:20] Shino
    I meant...
[01:21] Shino
    Where's my top-of-grade brain when I need it?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[02:58] Shino
    I-I need to make something up!
[03:02] (Flashback) Rika
    I think you're so caught up
    in hiding your own feelings
[03:06] (Flashback) Rika
    that you've lost sight of
    something more important.
[03:13] Shino
    Or maybe...
[03:14] Shino
    Maybe I should just tell him how I really feel?
[03:22] Shino
    I'm scared.
[03:24] Naoya
    Shino-san?
[03:28] Shino
    But if I don't tell him now,
    I don't think I'll ever be able to.
[03:34] Shino
    Mukai-kun!
[03:36] Shino
    I actually...
[03:44] Shino
    I-I've always...
[03:46] Naoya
    H-H-Hang on, Shino-san!
[03:49] Shino
    No!
[03:50] Shino
    I'm not waiting anymore!
[03:51] Naoya
    I mean...
[03:53] Naoya
    You're naked!
[04:01] Naoya
    Sorry for looking!
[04:02] Shino
    Shush!
[04:10] Shino
    What am I doing?
[04:12] Shino
    Why am I always like this
    in front of Mukai-kun?
[04:17] Naoya
    Was that another one of
    your accidents just now?
[04:22] Naoya
    Like, your hand slipped or something?
[04:26] Naoya
    I thought so.
[04:28] Naoya
    I can't imagine you would have
    done that on purpose.
[04:32] Shino
    Yeah.
[04:35] Shino
    This is fine.
[04:37] Shino
    Our relationship would never
    go anywhere anyway.
[04:42] Shino
    I'm just going to stay the way I am.
[04:47] Naoya
    Warm up by the fire.
[04:49] Naoya
    I'm going to gather more wood.
[04:52] Shino
    It wasn't an accident.
[05:03] Naoya
    Huh?
[05:05] Naoya
    Shino-san?
[05:09] Naoya
    Do you mean...
[05:16] Naoya
    What do you...
[05:22] Naoya
    Shino-san!
[05:27] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[05:29] Nagisa
    They're nowhere to be found!
[05:30] Nagisa
    And they left their phones here!
[05:34] Saki
    Naoya...
[05:35] Saki
    Shino...
[05:36] Rika
    Damn it, Forehead!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[05:38] Rika
    She ran off with him!
[05:41] Rika
    Where are you?!
[05:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[05:47] Nagisa
    Shino-san!
[05:50] Rika
    Hey, where's Saki?!
[05:52] Nagisa
    Mirika-san.
[05:53] Nagisa
    Saki-san is searching over there.
[05:56] Rika
    This is bad.
[05:59] Rika
    Someone saw two people who looked like
    Naoya and Shino get washed away.
[06:20] Naoya
    It's no use.
[06:21] Naoya
    Her fever just keeps getting worse.
[06:25] Shino
    I-It's just a cold.
[06:28] Shino
    It was chilly last night.
[06:33] Shino
    Sorry for causing so much trouble.
[06:37] Shino
    And I kept you up all night to take care of me.
[06:39] Naoya
    It's not your fault!
[06:43] Shino
    You really are kind, Mukai-kun.
[06:48] Shino
    You aren't even asking me about last night.
[06:53] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[06:57] Shino
    I'm sure the others are worried.
[07:00] Shino
    Let's head back.
[07:01] Naoya
    Don't move!
[07:03] Naoya
    I'll swim back and call for help.
[07:07] Shino
    B-But...
[07:09] Shino
    I can't keep causing you trouble...
[07:19] Naoya
    Shino-san!
[07:22] Naoya
    Sh-She's sweating so much.
[07:25] Naoya
    Are you all right, Shino-san?
[07:30] Naoya
    Does she have heat stroke, too?
[07:33] Naoya
    Right, she hasn't had anything
     to drink since last night, either.
[07:38] Shino
    My body's burning up.
[07:41] Shino
    I feel sick.
[07:43] Shino
    After I dove into the water, I caught
    a cold, and now I have heat stroke.
[07:52] Shino
    I'm a total nuisance to Mukai-kun.
[07:56] Shino
    Even if I tell him how I feel now...
[08:12] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[08:14] Shino
    What are you...
[08:16] Naoya
    I'm going to haul you back to the beach.
[08:20] Shino
    But it's pretty far.
[08:22] Shino
    It's dangerous.
[08:24] Naoya
    If it's heat stroke, you need to
    get to the hospital quickly!
[08:29] Naoya
    I can't just leave you behind to get help!
[08:34] Naoya
    We don't have time for that!
[08:38] Shino
    But...
[08:40] Naoya
    I want to help you!
[08:43] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[08:46] Naoya
    Don't mind me!
[08:50] Naoya
    I'll be fine!
[08:55] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[08:57] Shino
    I'm going to try harder.
[09:00] Shino
    I'm going to be more honest.
[09:03] Shino
    I just want to be with you more!
[09:26] Shino
    I passed out at some point, and...
[09:31] Shino
    Mukai-kun!
[09:36] Naoya
    Are you all right?
[09:40] Shino
    Yeah.
[09:41] Naoya
    Good.
[09:43] Naoya
    Well, let's get back to the others.
[09:47] Shino
    Y-Yeah.
[09:51] Shino
    But first, about last night...
[09:56] Saki
    Naoya! Shino!
[10:02] Saki
    Naoya!
[10:08] Saki
    Naoya! Are you okay?
[10:10] Saki
    Please!
[10:11] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[10:14] Naoya
    Sorry for worrying you.
[10:17] Naoya
    I'm all right.
[10:19] Saki
    Thank goodness!
[10:25] Saki
    Seriously...
[10:29] Shino
    I've never seen Sakisaki make such a face.
[10:33] Saki
    I've been looking for you since yesterday.
[10:38] Saki
    I heard you got washed away.
[10:42] Shino
    I had it all so wrong.
[10:48] Saki
    I kept thinking, what if
    something happened to you?
[10:52] Naoya
    Sorry.
[10:54] (Flashback) Shino
    Is Sakisaki really serious about Mukai-kun?
[11:01] Saki
    Please don't disappear on me anymore!
[11:06] Shino
    Maybe I'm more serious about
    Mukai-kun than Sakisaki is.
[11:37] Shino
    I'm an idiot.
[11:44] Naoya
    I'm so sorry for worrying you!
[11:47] Naoya
    I'll do anything to make it up to you!
[11:49] Saki
    Whatever. You're safe. It's fine.
[11:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan, I'm sorry!
[11:53] Nagisa
    I'm glad they're both back
    to their normal selves.
[11:55] Saki
    It's okay.
[11:56] Naoya
    It's not okay!
[11:57] Saki
    Come on...
[11:58] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[11:59] Saki
    Besides, I mean, we got to kiss in the end.
[12:03] Saki
    It all worked out.
[12:07] Rika
    You got to what?
[12:09] Naoya; Saki
    Er, well...
SIGN    Blush
[12:16] Rika
    Why are you acting all weird?
[12:19] Saki
    Nah...
[12:21] Saki
    A-Are we?
[12:27] Rika
    You two didn't kiss, did you?!
[12:31] Saki
    Nah, well... how should I put it...
[12:37] Saki
    What do you think?
[12:38] Rika
    You're pissing me off!
[12:40] Rika
    You obviously did!
[12:43] Nagisa
    Congratulations!
[12:45] Saki
    Naw...
[12:49] Rika
    Hey, I told you to stop them from kissing!
[12:59] Shino
    Right, you did.
[13:01] Shino
    I'm sorry.
[13:05] Nagisa
    So, what was it like?
[13:09] Saki
    Tasted salty.
[13:11] Rika
    Damn it!
[13:14] Rika
    Go take the lovey-dovey stuff outside!
[13:15] Saki
    Hey!
[13:20] Saki
    Look at her, getting all pouty
    because I kissed Naoya.
[13:30] Rika
    What happened?
[13:32] Shino
    Huh?
[13:33] Rika
    I told you I'd reveal that you
    like Naoya if you didn't stop them.
[13:38] Shino
    Well...
[13:39] Rika
    You washed up on that
    island with him, didn't you?
[13:42] Rika
    What happened there?
[13:48] Shino
    Basically, in the end, it amounted to nothing.
[13:52] Shino
    I stumbled and he saw my boobs, as usual.
[13:55] Rika
    It's actually amazing that
    that counts as nothing!
[14:01] Shino
    We held hands.
[14:04] Shino
    We were naked back-to-back,
    sitting by a campfire.
[14:12] Shino
    We kissed, though.
[14:14] Rika
    How dare you?!
[14:17] Rika
    What the hell?!
[14:19] Rika
    I don't know why I worried about you!
[14:21] Rika
    I wanna beat you up!
[14:23] Rika
    Did you do sexy stuff, too?
[14:25] Shino
    No!
[14:29] Rika
    Wait, so you confessed, then?
[14:36] Saki
    Man, I'm starving.
[14:39] Saki
    Hey, wanna go eat somewhere?
[14:42] Nagisa
    Sounds good.
[14:43] Naoya
    Yeah.
[14:44] Saki
    Since we're here, I wanna have
    something you couldn't get elsewhere.
[14:48] Saki
    Like Okinawa soba or taco rice.
[14:51] Nagisa
    I wonder if Shino-san's good to go out.
[14:53] Saki
    Yeah, let's go ask if she's all right.
[14:59] Rika
    So did you confess or not?
[15:01] Rika
    Which is it?
[15:05] Shino
    I tried to.
[15:08] (Flashback) Shino
    It wasn't an accident.
[15:11] Shino
    But right after, I got sick.
[15:15] Shino
    And Mukai-kun carried me all the way here.
[15:20] Shino
    And then, when we got back
    and I saw Sakisaki crying...
[15:25] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya!
[15:28] Shino
    I was taken aback.
[15:31] Shino
    So I never ended up telling him.
[15:35] Shino
    I thought Sakisaki wasn't really
    serious about Mukai-kun,
[15:42] Shino
    but it seems I was wrong.
[15:44] Rika
    Are you serious?
[15:48] Shino
    It's fine now.
[15:54] Saki
    Shino, hey...
[15:56] Shino
    Good timing.
[15:58] Shino
    There's something I want you all to hear, too.
[16:03] Shino
    I'm leaving school.
[16:10] Shino
    I'm leaving to transfer to another school.
[16:18] Saki
    T-Transfer?
[16:23] Naoya
    Sh-Shino-san...
[16:25] Rika
    You...
[16:26] Saki
    Uh-huh.
[16:27] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan?
[16:28] Nagisa
    How can you be so calm?
[16:31] Shino
    Sakisaki,
[16:33] Shino
    I'm not joking or anything.
[16:35] Saki
    No way!
[16:38] Saki
    But what for?
[16:44] Shino
    I don't think I should be
    around you guys anymore.
[16:49] Saki
    Why not?!
[16:51] Shino
    I'll catch your stupidity.
[16:53] Shino
    It could affect my future.
[16:55] Saki
    I think you're already infected.
[16:57] Shino
    All the more reason, then.
[16:59] Nagisa
    Aren't you going to deny being stupid?
[17:01] Saki
    This is so sudden, though.
[17:04] Saki
    Did something happen?
[17:07] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[17:10] Shino
    I've been doing some thinking.
[17:12] Saki
    About what, though?!
[17:14] Saki
    Come on, Shino!
[17:17] Shino
    Anyway, I've made up my mind.
[17:21] Saki
    Shino...
[17:24] Shino
    We probably won't see each other much
    anymore, so take care of Mukai-kun.
[17:30] Shino
    Thanks for everything.
[17:36] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[17:39] Shino
    Well, I'll be taking the next flight home.
[17:42] Shino
    Enjoy your stay.
[17:48] Saki
    Hold it, washboard.
[17:52] Shino
    What?
[17:53] Saki
    Do you really think I'm going to be
    satisfied with that half-assed excuse?
[17:58] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[18:00] Shino
    What's your problem?
[18:02] Saki
    I won't put up with your bullshit forever,
    you boobless, psycho loli-bait bitch!
[18:09] Naoya
    She's completely lost it!
[18:13] Saki
    Speak up, or I'm kneading
    these goofy breasts to a pulp!
[18:18] Shino
    Hey!
[18:19] Rika
    Why her breasts?
[18:20] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan, relax!
[18:23] Saki
    Out of my way!
[18:25] Saki
    I don't know what you're hiding,
[18:28] Saki
    but don't go thinking I'm gonna let you
    get away with keeping it a secret!
[18:32] Saki
    That's just stupid!
[18:33] Saki
    You're stupid!
[18:35] Saki
    Stupid!
[18:37] Naoya
    Your insults are way too weak!
[18:39] Saki
    Shut up!
[18:40] Saki
    I guess you have neither boobs
    nor an imagination!
[18:43] Saki
    Lame!
[18:46] Shino
    You don't have much yourself, either.
[18:49] Shino
    I'll do as I please!
[18:52] Saki
    And I'll interrogate you as I please!
[18:55] Shino
    I don't want to tell you!
[18:56] Saki
    Then I'm not letting go!
[18:58] Shino
    Why are you so...
[19:00] Shino
    Leave me alone!
[19:02] Saki
    I'd rather fight you to hold you back
    than leave without knowing why!
[19:06] Saki
    You're my friend!
[19:21] Saki
    Hold it!
[19:22] Naoya
    Calm down for a second, Saki-chan!
[19:25] Saki
    Let me go, Naoya!
[19:26] Saki
    Damn it!
[19:27] Saki
    Eek! I'm being raped!
[19:31] Naoya
    H-Hey, don't!
[19:31] Saki
    Someone!
[19:44] Shino
    Sakisaki, you idiot.
[19:58] Rika
    You tried to bail without
    revealing your feelings.
[20:01] Rika
    And then Saki snapped at you.
[20:04] Rika
    What exactly are you trying to do?
[20:12] Rika
    If you're feeling guilty about
     telling Naoya how you feel,
[20:16] Rika
    not saying anything was bad enough.
[20:19] Rika
    How did you not figure that out?
[20:26] Rika
    You're dumb.
[20:37] Rika
    Ugly crying?!
[20:39] Rika
    There, there, I'm sorry.
[20:42] Rika
    Good girl.
[20:44] Rika
    You're throwing me off.
[20:49] Shino
    You're right.
[20:51] Shino
    I didn't think she'd get so angry.
[20:54] (Flashback) Saki
    I'd rather fight you to hold you back!
[20:57] (Flashback) Saki
    You're my friend!
[21:00] Shino
    Sakisaki actually confronted me,
    and so sincerely.
[21:05] Shino
    She said we're friends.
[21:08] Shino
    But...
[21:10] Shino
    It's because we're friends that
    I can't tell her I like Mukai-kun.
[21:18] Shino
    That I've been hiding my feelings all along...
[21:22] Shino
    That I was only trying to get
    them to stop two-timing
[21:25] Shino
    so I could move on, not because
    I was worried about Sakisaki.
[21:33] Shino
    That I kissed Mukai-kun.
[21:40] Shino
    I've hurt her so much.
[21:49] Shino
    So no matter what Sakisaki thinks,
    it's better if I leave without saying anything.
[21:58] Shino
    I just need to let go of Mukai-kun.
[22:01] Shino
    That's all.
[22:06] Rika
    Shino...
[22:11] Shino
    So...
[22:13] Shino
    Goodbye.
SIGN    Her Resolve, and Then
[23:57] Risa
    Next episode preview, but it's on Risapon TV!
[23:59] Risa
    I guess this is the last stream, huh?
[24:01] Risa
    Wait, I just got a huge super chat!
[24:03] Risa
    Let's see...
[24:03] Risa
    It's from "I Love You, Saki-oneechan."
[24:06] Saki
    Yes! My favorite streamer said she loves me!
[24:08] Nagisa
    Saki-san?!
[24:09] Risa
    You're a serious whale, aren't you?

Season 2

E12 - Her Resolve, and...

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[00:01] Shino
    Sakisaki actually confronted me,
    and so sincerely.
[00:07] Shino
    But...
[00:09] Shino
    It's because we're friends that
    I can't tell her I like Mukai-kun.
[00:18] Shino
    I just need to let go of Mukai-kun.
[00:21] Shino
    That's all.
[00:36] Rika
    There's no way you're
    gonna be able to let go.
[00:41] Shino
    What?
[00:43] Rika
    I mean, you're saying that now
    in the heat of the moment,
[00:46] Rika
    but you're obviously gonna
    have second thoughts later.
[00:51] Rika
    "Sakisaki's already agreed to the two-timing...
[00:53] Rika
    Maybe she'd have accepted me
    like she did Minase-san!"
[00:56] Shino
    Wha...
[00:58] Rika
    "I should have asked for three-timing!"
[01:01] Rika
    What a riot!
[01:03] Shino
    Don't be stupid!
[01:05] Rika
    I'm dead serious.
[01:07] Rika
    I mean, you're a loser.
[01:09] Rika
    That's totally what's gonna happen.
[01:12] Rika
    Or, what, were you never
    that serious about Naoya?
[01:16] Shino
    That's not it!
[01:18] Shino
    Back when I met Mukai-kun in middle
    school, I fell for him right away.
[01:26] Shino
    I was only holding back because
    he already had Sakisaki.
[01:30] Shino
    I was happy just being by him.
[01:33] Shino
    I still cherish the picture
    I managed to get of him.
[01:38] Shino
    And I've been using this ribbon
    he gave me for years!
[01:43] Rika
    Naoya gave you that?! No fair!
[01:46] Shino
    I chose my current high school
    because Mukai-kun's there!
[01:50] Rika
    Yeah, you're definitely intense.
[01:53] Rika
    Really, though, how are you going
    to give up on emotions that intense?
[02:00] Shino
    I can do it.
[02:02] Shino
    I'll delete Mukai-kun's picture!
[02:04] Rika
    Send it to me before you do!
SIGN    Delete?
SIGN    Deleted
[02:14] Shino
    The ribbon, too!
[02:20] Shino
    The ribbon...
[02:39] Rika
    Jeez.
[02:40] Rika
    You're hopeless.
[02:44] Rika
    You helped me get alone time with Naoya.
[02:48] Rika
    I'll pay you back for that.
[02:50] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san?
[02:56] Rika
    Being in love is such a pain.
[03:00] Rika
    I have no reason to support you.
[03:03] Rika
    But even though I'm going to do my best,
[03:06] Rika
    there's still no telling
    how things will end up.
[03:10] Rika
    It'll be nice to have someone else
    around who's in the same boat.
[03:19] Rika
    Let's keep at it.
[03:21] Shino
    Hoshizaki-san...
[03:24] Rika
    Though you're going to get
    rejected in the end either way.
[03:27] Rika
    At the very least, you've got
    way less of a chance than me.
[03:30] Shino
    But Hoshizaki-san, I—
[03:33] Naoya
    Shino-san!
SIGN    Come here
[03:38] Rika
    Oh, I sent Naoya a message.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    I'm such a
     nice lady
[03:44] Rika
    Likability points!
[03:46] Rika
    I'm such a nice lady.
[03:51] Naoya
    I was looking for you.
[03:55] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[04:01] Naoya
    Talk to me!
[04:02] Shino
    Let me go!
[04:04] Naoya
    You're still hiding your feelings.
[04:06] Naoya
    Even I can guess what's going on!
[04:10] Naoya
    But I haven't told Saki-chan.
[04:12] Naoya
    I don't want to tell her how you
    feel based on my own guess.
[04:17] Shino
    I don't want to say it!
[04:19] Shino
    I had the wrong idea.
[04:21] Shino
    I got ahead of myself.
[04:23] Shino
    And I made a mistake!
[04:28] Shino
    I should never have done that!
[04:33] Saki
    Shino...
[04:38] Naoya
    You're holding it all back for
     Saki-chan's sake, aren't you?
[04:47] Naoya
    But tell us anyway!
[04:49] Saki
    Zero creativity!
[04:50] Naoya
    Think about how Saki-chan
    will feel if you just leave now!
[04:55] Shino
    That's my line!
[04:57] Shino
    Sakisaki's the one who's going
    to be upset if I speak up!
[05:01] Shino
    Don't you understand, Mukai-kun?
[05:02] Naoya
    I do!
[05:04] Naoya
    It's not right for me to make you talk
    just to make things easier for me.
[05:08] Naoya
    That'll definitely cause issues!
[05:10] Naoya
    But I still don't want it to end like this!
[05:12] Naoya
    If I were someone who could do what's right,
[05:15] Naoya
    I never would've started
    two-timing in the first place!
[05:18] Saki
    Good point!
[05:21] Shino
    Why are you so persistent?
[05:23] Naoya
    Shino-san, wasn't it obvious when
    you fought with Saki-chan earlier
[05:26] Naoya
    how much she cares about you?
[05:31] (Flashback) Saki
    You're my friend!
[05:34] Naoya
    You two care about each other so much!
[05:37] Naoya
    I don't want you to break up like this!
[05:39] Naoya
    There's no way you'll ruin everything
    just by telling the truth
[05:43] Naoya
    when you care so much!
[05:45] Shino
    Stop it!
[05:48] Naoya
    No matter what happens...
[05:51] Naoya
    I promise to help!
[05:54] Naoya
    So please let us hear it.
[05:56] Naoya
    Let us hear what you've
    been hiding all this time!
[05:59] Naoya
    Let us hear what you were
    about to say last night!
[06:02] Naoya
    It won't be over until we hear it!
[06:04] Naoya
    I can't let it be over!
[06:06] Naoya
    Neither I nor Saki-chan!
[06:14] Naoya
    Nor can you!
[06:17] Naoya
    Please tell us why you're still
    holding on to that ribbon!
[06:39] Naoya
    Please let us hear it, Shino-san.
[06:44] Shino
    I didn't want to trouble you or Sakisaki.
[06:51] Shino
    I've been hiding my feelings for years.
[06:58] Saki
    Shino...
[07:01] Shino
    I knew I would be dragging it
    around with me forever.
[07:07] Shino
    I'd already accepted it.
[07:11] Shino
    Now I can't even hide that.
[07:14] Shino
    I just worried you instead.
[07:17] Shino
    And now look at how it's ended up.
[07:20] Shino
    Sakisaki, I...
[07:25] Shino
    I really...
[07:35] Saki
    I'm someone whose boyfriend asked to
    two-time me, and all I did was smack him!
[07:41] Saki
    No matter what you're hiding,
    the worst you'll ever get is a smack!
[07:46] Saki
    So it'll be fine!
[07:51] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[07:55] Shino
    I have a crush on Mukai-kun.
[08:01] Shino
    I always have.
[08:09] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[08:10] Saki
    Huh?!
[08:14] Saki
    Wait, what? Huh?
[08:16] Saki
    Shino, you like Naoya?
[08:18] Saki
    Hang on, did you just reject her?!
[08:20] Saki
    How dare you reject my dear friend?!
[08:23] Nagisa
    Saki-san's confused!
[08:25] Nagisa
    Also, you didn't see that coming?
[08:30] Saki
    Actually, well, you see...
[08:33] Saki
    I thought maybe she had a crush on me.
[08:38] Saki
    I mean, you know, she seemed really nice to me.
[08:44] Shino
    Obviously not.
[08:50] Saki
    You're right.
[08:53] Saki
    Okay, yeah...
[08:57] Saki
    Even you liked Naoya.
[09:02] Saki
    And for a long time, too.
[09:09] Saki
    I'm so sorry I didn't realize!
[09:13] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[09:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[09:18] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[09:23] Shino
    I'm so sorry I could never tell you!
[09:31] Saki
    I forgive you!
SIGN    Her Resolve, and...
[09:40] Rika
    She got rejected, like, a hundred times
    faster than I imagined, though.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    She got rejected, like,
    100 times faster than
     I imagined, though...
[10:03] Saki
    Shino.
[10:04] Saki
    M-Morning.
[10:06] Shino
    Sakisaki.
[10:08] Shino
    Morning.
[10:09] Shino
    Sorry about everything yesterday.
[10:11] Saki
    No, it doesn't matter anymore.
[10:14] Saki
    If anything, I... d-don't really know what to say.
[10:21] Saki
    I don't know what to say.
[10:24] Shino
    Please stop walking on eggshells.
[10:26] Rika
    Look how spectacularly
    she got rejected! Hilarious.
[10:29] Shino
    Yeah, yeah, thank you.
[10:31] Nagisa
    M-Mirika-san!
[10:32] Rika
    She got ditched. No big deal.
[10:35] Saki
    Could you be a little more...
[10:37] Shino
    It's fine.
[10:38] Shino
    It's true that I got rejected.
[10:40] Shino
    A crush of several years. Just like that.
[10:43] Saki
    So awkward...
[10:45] Rika
    Lawl!
[10:48] Shino
    I'll be heading home.
[10:53] Saki
    I know, Naoya!
[10:54] Naoya
    What?
[10:55] Saki
    Go cheer her up somehow!
[10:57] Naoya
    Got it!
[10:58] Nagisa
    That's it?!
[11:03] Shino
    I wanted to talk to you, too.
[11:06] Shino
    So this is good.
[11:09] Shino
    The summer's almost over.
[11:12] Naoya
    Yeah...
[11:14] Shino
    I never thought my summer
    would end up like this.
[11:19] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[11:22] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[11:24] Naoya
    I forced you to confess in front of Saki-chan.
[11:27] Naoya
    And then I rejected you.
[11:29] Naoya
    I must have really hurt you.
[11:31] Naoya
    I'll do everything I can to make sure things
    aren't awkward between you and Saki-chan!
[11:37] Shino
    Mukai-kun.
[11:45] Shino
    I like you.
[11:55] Shino
    I like how you're always so diligent.
[11:59] Shino
    I like how you never give up on things.
[12:02] Shino
    I like how you look at me directly.
[12:07] Shino
    I like how you like Sakisaki.
[12:09] Shino
    I like your eyes.
[12:12] Shino
    I kinda hate that you're two-timing, though.
[12:16] Shino
    But I just couldn't help
    wanting to be by your side.
[12:21] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[12:26] Shino
    I wanted to tell you properly
    when it was just the two of us.
[12:31] Naoya
    I'm sorry I can't reciprocate your feelings.
[12:36] Shino
    Would you mind telling me why?
[12:42] Naoya
    Because I want to make
    Saki-chan and Minase-san happy.
[12:47] Shino
    I figured.
[12:49] Naoya
    Sorry.
[12:51] Shino
    It's okay. Thanks.
[12:53] Shino
    I feel better, to be honest.
[12:57] Shino
    But that means...
[12:59] Shino
    If you can make the two of them happy,
    and you still have the capacity...
[13:08] Shino
    I have a shot too, then?
[13:16] Naoya
    I-I guess that's how it works?
[13:19] Saki
    Hey, Naoya!
[13:20] Saki
    Wait, Shino, what?!
[13:22] Shino
    Sorry, I know I got rejected really hard.
[13:26] Shino
    I know I'm a complete idiot.
[13:30] Shino
    But now that I know it doesn't help anyone
    if I just hold back and hide my feelings...
[13:39] Shino
    I...
[13:41] Shino
    I want to become Mukai-kun's girlfriend, too!
[13:53] Shino
    What do you think, Sakisaki?
[13:55] Shino
    If it's an absolute no,
    I'll try my best to move on.
[13:58] Saki
    U-Um....
[13:59] Shino
    But if it's all right...
[14:01] Saki
    W-Wait, this is so sudden!
[14:03] Saki
    Wh-What am I supposed to say?!
[14:07] Shino
    Could you please give it some thought, then?
[14:10] Shino
    I won't give up until then.
[14:16] Shino
    Well, I'll be off, then.
[14:25] Saki
    Are...
[14:27] Saki
    Are you serious?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    I said it...
[14:31] Shino
    I said it.
[14:36] Rika
    I'm falling, Naoya! Help me!
[14:37] Announcement
    We are now landing at Haneda.
[14:52] Saki
    Wh-What do we do?!
[14:53] Naoya
    Eh?!
[14:53] Nagisa
    Finally?!
[14:54] Saki
    Well, not only did it turn out
    Shino has a crush on you,
[14:57] Saki
    she's refusing to move on and
    asking to be three-timed instead!
[14:59] Saki
    Of course I'm flustered!
[15:00] Nagisa
    Y-You're right.
[15:02] Saki
    Is it really our Shino
    asking to be three-timed?
[15:04] Saki
    What's wrong with her? Am I right?
[15:08] Nagisa
    Um...
SIGN    Asked for
     two-timing
[15:11] Saki
    I asked the wrong person!
[15:14] Naoya
    Calm down, Saki-chan!
[15:16] Saki
    I can't!
[15:18] Shino
    What are you doing,
    screaming in front of the door?
[15:21] Shino
    You're so noisy.
[15:22] Saki
    Shino!
[15:23] Naoya
    Shino-san...
[15:25] Shino
    Mukai-kun.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[15:27] Shino
    I was waiting at home with some sweets I made.
[15:30] Shino
    Would you try them for me?
[15:33] Naoya
    I-I don't mind, but...
[15:35] Shino
    Really?!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[15:38] Shino
    I'm so glad.
SIGN    Thump
[15:40] Saki
    You're so cute!
[15:41] Saki
    Never mind that...
[15:43] Saki
    Shino?!
[15:44] Shino
    I'll make sure I don't get in your way.
[15:46] Shino
    In fact, I'll support you.
[15:49] Shino
    Oh, Mukai-kun...
SIGN    Foundational
     Classic Grammar
[15:53] Shino
    I'm going to help you study this time.
[15:56] Shino
    You're gonna need to study plenty
    if you want to pull off two-timing.
[16:00] Naoya
    T-True...
[16:02] Shino
    I'm still the top of our grade!
[16:05] Naoya
    Thank you!
[16:06] Saki
    Naoya!
[16:08] Shino
    Thanks.
[16:09] Shino
    Ask me anytime.
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[16:12] Shino
    I'll stay up all night to help you
    every step of the way.
[16:17] Saki
    That sounds hot!
[16:19] Shino
    Hey, don't make it weird!
[16:23] Saki
    Definitely hot!
[16:26] Shino
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[16:29] Shino
    But...
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
[16:31] Shino
    I-If you insist, Mukai-kun... I could...
[16:37] Saki
    It's nothing but hotness!
[16:40] Saki
    Naoya, what are you going to do?
[16:42] Naoya
    W-Well...
[16:44] Shino
    I'm going to support the three of you.
[16:47] Shino
    I'm not going to steal him like Hoshizaki-san.
[16:50] Shino
    You can think about me after
    you bring these two happiness.
[16:56] Naoya
    I can't think of a reason to refuse.
[16:59] Saki
    I get that.
[17:00] Saki
    Still, though, are you serious, Shino?
[17:04] Shino
    I'm serious.
[17:06] Shino
    I do think it's idiotic.
[17:08] Shino
    And I think it's wrong, socially and morally.
[17:12] Shino
    I've been talking down on
    two-timing all this time, too.
[17:16] Shino
    But I still like you.
[17:20] Shino
    Even if I can't have you to myself,
    I still want to be by your side.
[17:26] Saki
    Shino...
[17:29] Nagisa
    Shino-san...
[17:31] Shino
    I'm sorry, Sakisaki.
[17:34] Saki
    N-No, er..
[17:37] Shino
    Also, Minase-san, I've been lashing out at you.
[17:43] Shino
    But I'm sure this is how you must have felt, too.
[17:50] Shino
    To be honest, I was just jealous of you.
[17:56] Shino
    I'm sorry.
[18:00] Nagisa
    P-Please raise your head.
[18:02] Rika
    Got a good pic.
[18:06] Saki
    Looks like you're serious.
[18:08] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what should we do?
[18:10] Saki
    There's nothing I can do!
[18:12] Saki
    Ignore!
[18:12] Naoya
    Makes sense!
[18:13] Saki
    Well, then, I expect to be amused, Sir Shino.
[18:18] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[18:21] Shino
    Thanks. I'll do my best.
[18:27] Shino
    I'll do anything to make sure
    your two-timing works out.
[18:32] Shino
    I'll help you study.
[18:34] Shino
    And don't worry about your finances.
[18:36] Saki
    She's the type that ruins men!
[18:38] Shino
    So, well...
[18:40] Shino
    I'm going to be at odds
    with you, Hoshizaki-san,
[18:43] Shino
    since you prefer to have him to yourself.
[18:46] Rika
    Suit yourself.
[18:48] Saki
    Oh, I forgot to ask...
[18:52] Saki
    What's the thing you said
    you should have never done?
[18:57] Saki
    You made a mistake or something?
[19:02] Shino
    Th-Th-That's...
[19:07] Shino
    U-U-Um...
[19:10] Shino
    Er, well...
[19:12] Saki
    What?
[19:14] Saki
    What did you do?
[19:21] Saki
    So, Shino...
[19:23] Saki
    What did you do in Okinawa?
[19:26] Shino
    U-Um...
[19:28] Naoya
    Saki-chan, relax.
[19:30] Saki
    How could I?
[19:31] Saki
    She did something she can't even speak about!
[19:33] Rika
    I know what she did.
[19:35] Saki
    What?!
[19:36] Shino
    I'll say it!
[19:40] Shino
    When I was alone with Mukai-kun
    on the deserted island...
[19:46] Shino
    I got too excited, and...
[19:49] Shino
    I kissed him.
[19:55] Shino
    While I was naked.
[19:57] Shino
    I pushed him down.
[20:09] Naoya
    S-Saki-ch—
[20:12] Saki
    You kissed her
[20:16] Saki
    before
[20:18] Saki
    me?!
[20:22] Saki
    You'd already laid a hand on her?
SIGN    Whack
SIGN    Smack
[20:24] Saki
    You filthy man!
[20:26] Shino
    No, Sakisaki!
[20:28] Shino
    I snuck up on him!
[20:30] Shino
    It's not his fault!
[20:33] Saki
    So you're the filthy one!
SIGN    Squeeze
[20:35] Shino
    I have no excuse!
[20:37] Saki
    How could you?!
[20:39] Shino
    I-I'm sorry.
[20:41] Saki
    It could have been really bad
    if I hadn't already kissed him!
[20:42] Rika
    There, there, Naoya...
[20:47] Shino
    Yes...
[20:48] Nagisa
    Mirika-san kissed him first...
[20:51] Nagisa
    And Shino-san and Saki-san did...
[20:56] Nagisa
    I guess I'm the only one who
    hasn't kissed Naoya-kun yet.
[21:02] Saki
    Beg forgiveness!
[21:04] Shino
    I'm sorry!
[21:06] Saki
    How do you intend to make this right?
[21:07] Shino
    I-I'll do anything I can.
[21:10] Saki
    What?!
[21:11] Saki
    Then would you wear a
    maid bikini if I told you to?
[21:13] Shino
    Huh? I w-would...
[21:15] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, the attacker is expressing
    good faith. What shall we do?
[21:20] Saki
    I think we can forgive her!
[21:23] Nagisa
    It's fine.
[21:26] Nagisa
    I just didn't want Naoya-kun so
    desperately that I would act out of turn.
SIGN    Shudder
SIGN    Shudder
[21:33] Nagisa
    I messed up. I was a fool.
[21:36] Saki
    Console her!
[21:37] Shino
    Trying to get ahead is absolutely unacceptable!
[21:40] Shino
    You were holding back on kissing him
    for Sakisaki's sake, weren't you?
[21:44] Saki
    Really?!
[21:45] Shino
    I think you're extremely kind!
[21:47] Shino
    I admire you!
[21:48] Saki
    Crazy!
[21:50] Rika
    Well, in any case...
[21:52] Saki
    Mirika?
[21:54] Rika
    You're his girlfriend,
    and you're still hesitating.
[21:57] Rika
    You're never going to get a chance to kiss him.
[22:01] Saki; Shino
    How are you so heartless?!
[22:04] Saki
    I'm sure you'll kiss him someday, Nagisa-chan.
[22:07] Shino
    Yeah, for sure!
[22:09] Saki
    You've got big boobs!
[22:10] Shino
    And you're cute!
[22:12] Saki
    Even I got to kiss him!
[22:13] Shino
    I'm not even his girlfriend, and I kissed him!
[22:16] Saki
    Why don't you go ahead and kiss him now?
[22:18] Shino
    G-Great idea!
[22:20] Nagisa
    But that won't mean anything.
[22:23] Saki
    Nah.
[22:24] Saki
    A kiss is a kiss in any situation.
[22:27] Shino
    Y-You're right.
[22:28] Saki
    A-Although, my kiss with Naoya
    just happened to work out nicely.
[22:34] Shino
    M-Mine ended up being dramatic, too, but...
[22:39] Saki; Shino
    It's really nothing, though!
[22:44] Rika
    You guys suck at this.
SIGN    Shudder
    Shudder
[22:52] Nagisa
    I'm going to share a beautiful kiss
    with Naoya-kun someday soon.
[22:58] Nagisa
    I'm fine.
[23:01] Saki; Shino
    She's mad!
[23:03] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[23:05] Naoya
    What was that?
[23:07] Nagisa
    I was just...
[23:10] Naoya
    You're so cute when you're upset!
[23:13] Nagisa
    Thank you.
[23:14] Naoya
    Thank you! I should be thanking you!
[23:16] Saki
    Whew, I guess that solves that.
[23:17] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[23:19] Naoya
    It was so cute! I want to see it again!
[23:20] Rika
    What do you mean, "Whew"?
[23:21] Nagisa
    Please forget you saw that!
[23:23] Naoya
    Let's make it a dramatic kiss!
[23:26] Naoya
    I'll book somewhere romantic!