Season 1

E1 - Even If That Isn't the Right Way

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[00:02] Naoya
    I have a girlfriend.
[00:11] Naoya
    But then another girl confessed
    her feelings to me.
[00:17] Naoya
    What do I do?
[00:24] Naoya
    I started going out with a girl recently.
[00:27] Naoya
    I confessed my feelings to Saki-chan,
    who I've been close to since we were kids.
[00:32] Naoya
    She accepted, and now we're going steady.
[00:35] Saki
    Bam!
[00:39] Naoya
    I'm the happiest person on Earth.
[00:48] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[00:50] Shino
    Come on, let's go.
[00:51] Saki
    Okay.
[00:52] Saki
    I'm headed off to my club.
[00:54] Naoya
    Okay.
[00:55] Naoya
    I'll wait until you're done, Saki-chan.
[00:58] Saki
    You can go on ahead for once.
[01:01] Saki
    But no cheating on me.
[01:05] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[01:10] Naoya
    Did you think I would do such a thing?
[01:15] Saki
    Naoya?
[01:17] Naoya
    I'm sorry for making you worry!
[01:22] Naoya
    I'll love you even more so you'll never
    have to worry about me cheating on you!
[01:26] Saki
    Huh? Wait...
[01:27] Saki
    H-H-Hey!
[01:29] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:29] Naoya
    I love you, Saki-chan!
[01:32] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:34] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[01:37] Naoya
    Feel my love!
[01:38] Saki
    I feel it!
[01:39] ---
    You feel it?
[01:39] Saki
    I feel it!
[01:42] Saki
    I get it! Jeez!
[01:45] Saki
    Save that for when we're alone!
[01:48] Saki
    Sheesh, Naoya...
[01:50] Saki
    You're beyond sincere. You're just weird.
[01:53] Saki
    You can't even take a joke.
[01:55] Naoya
    A-Am I that weird?
[01:58] Saki
    You're pretty damn weird!
[02:00] Naoya
    How?
[02:01] Saki
    Like what you did to me just now!
[02:04] Naoya
    I... I see.
[02:06] Naoya
    I never knew.
[02:07] Naoya
    But I want to be true to my feelings.
[02:10] Naoya
    I can't help but tell someone
    I love them when I do.
[02:12] Saki
    Wh-What a pain.
[02:16] Naoya
    I mean...
[02:18] Naoya
    I confessed to you once a month
    since we were in first grade.
[02:20] Naoya
    Now, in high school, you finally said yes.
[02:23] Naoya
    Of course I'm going to cherish you!
[02:25] Saki
    That was way too much for
    elementary and middle school me!
[02:28] Naoya
    But now you embrace my feelings for you!
[02:32] Saki
    Oh, damn it!
[02:36] Saki
    Bring it on!
[02:39] Saki
    Anyway, I'm going now.
[02:43] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[02:43] Saki
    What?
[02:45] Naoya
    You were as cute as ever today!
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[02:50] Saki
    Thank you very much!
[02:55] ---
    Ah...
[02:57] Naoya
    I'm so happy that I have her.
[03:04] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[03:09] Nagisa
    You're M-Mukai Naoya-kun, right?
[03:15] Naoya
    Yes, why?
[03:18] Nagisa
    Um, I...
[03:21] Nagisa
    I...
[03:23] Nagisa
    I...
[03:25] Nagisa
    I have feelings for you!
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[05:08] Nagisa
    Sorry, I haven't even introduced myself.
[05:11] Naoya
    Wait... What?
[05:13] Nagisa
    Hello, I'm Minase Nagisa. I'm a first-year.
[05:17] Nagisa
    Nice to meet you.
[05:18] Naoya
    Uh, yeah.
[05:20] Nagisa
    Um...
[05:21] Nagisa
    What do you think of me, looks-wise?
[05:24] Naoya
    Huh? W-Well, if I had to be honest...
[05:33] Naoya
    You're cute as hell.
[05:36] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[05:37] Nagisa
    I worked so hard these past
    few months for this day.
[05:40] Naoya
    Three months?
[05:42] Nagisa
    Four hours of working out,
    jogging, and yoga every day.
[05:45] Nagisa
    Working on myself for three
    hours before bed every night.
[05:48] Naoya
    You're such a hard worker!
[05:50] Nagisa
    I wanted to be in my best
    condition for my confession.
[05:53] Naoya
    What an upright person you are!
[05:56] Nagisa
    They say the best way to a man's
    heart is through his stomach, so...
[06:01] Nagisa
    I practiced cooking for eight hours, too.
[06:04] Naoya
    Aren't you worried about your health?!
[06:06] Naoya
    You have to take care of your own life!
[06:09] Nagisa
    I-I'm fine.
[06:11] Naoya
    Really?
[06:12] Nagisa
    Y-Yes.
[06:13] Nagisa
    I'd like you to try it.
[06:24] Naoya
    Delicious.
[06:26] Naoya
    But you shouldn't put
    yourself out for this.
[06:27] Nagisa
    No, it was for your sake.
[06:30] Nagisa
    In fact, I had fun doing it.
[06:32] Nagisa
    Besides, I think a big part of why it
    tastes good is the Matsusaka beef,
[06:36] ---
    Would you like a bag for this?
[06:37] ---
    lobster, and foie gras that I bought
     with money from my part-time job.
[06:38] ---
    What a long day.
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[06:42] Naoya
    You overdid it!
[06:45] Naoya
    B-But that's so commendable.
[06:49] Nagisa
    So, um...
[06:51] Nagisa
    Do I seem attractive to you?
[06:55] Naoya
    Of course you do!
[06:57] Naoya
    You're attractive as hell!
[07:00] Nagisa
    Th-Thank goodness.
[07:05] Nagisa
    Then...
[07:07] Nagisa
    Would you please go out with me?
[07:22] Nagisa
    Am I not good enough?
[07:28] Naoya
    Th-That's not true!
[07:31] Naoya
    I bet I'd be super happy
    if I could go out with you.
[07:35] Naoya
    But...
[07:43] Naoya
    I already have a girlfriend.
[07:48] Nagisa
    I guess... I should have expected that.
[07:54] Nagisa
    But I'm not going to give up just
    because I got turned down once.
[08:02] Nagisa
    I'll come confess to you again.
[08:08] Nagisa
    I-I'll talk to you later.
[08:20] Naoya
    It's true that I have a girlfriend.
[08:23] Naoya
    I love her, and I want
    to treasure her forever.
[08:28] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun?
[08:30] Naoya
    But it's true that I think you're attractive.
[08:34] Naoya
    So I want you in my life.
[08:39] Naoya
    I don't want to turn you down.
[08:42] Naoya
    But I can't betray my girlfriend!
[08:44] Naoya
    So if it isn't too outrageous to ask...
[08:50] Naoya
    Can I date both of you?
[08:51] Naoya
    Could you come with me to ask my girlfriend?
[08:55] Nagisa
    Eh?
[08:57] Naoya
    I'm sorry this is the
    only thing I can propose.
[09:00] ---
    Uh... Um...
[09:12] Nagisa
    Let's go give it a try.
[09:14] Naoya
    Thank you.
[09:15] Naoya
    All right. Let's go.
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[09:20] Shino
    Go, Sakisaki!
[09:21] Saki
    Attack!
[09:24] Saki
    Man, I'm beat.
[09:28] Shino
    You killed it again, though.
[09:31] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[09:35] Saki
    Naoya?
[09:37] Naoya
    Can I talk to you for a second?
[09:40] Shino
    You two sure are attached at the hip.
[09:43] Saki
    Wha... Shino!
[09:45] Shino
    I don't want to get in the way.
    I'll see you later.
[09:48] Saki
    What's up? What's the big deal?
[09:52] Naoya
    It's about this girl.
[09:55] Nagisa
    N-Nice to meet you.
[10:02] Nagisa
    I'm Minase Nagisa.
[10:08] Saki
    Sh-She's so cute!
[10:11] Saki
    Who is this girl? Oh my God, she's so cute!
[10:13] Saki
    Let's go hang out.
[10:15] Saki
    Okay? Can we?
[10:16] Naoya
    But there's something important
    we need to talk about.
[10:18] Saki
    How are we supposed to talk about anything
    if we don't even know each other?
[10:23] Naoya
    Good point.
[10:25] Saki
    Ta-da!
[10:26] Saki
    Karaoke!
[10:28] Saki
    Whoo!
[10:34] Nagisa
    S-Sorry. I'm not a good singer.
[10:38] Saki
    You're so cute when you're embarrassed.
[10:41] Saki
    Sports!
[10:42] Saki
    Go!
[10:43] ---
    Right!
[10:47] Nagisa
    Your underwear's cute, too.
[10:48] Saki
    Hey!
[10:53] Saki
    This is too good!
[10:56] Saki
    I want to marry you!
[10:58] Nagisa
    I'm glad it's to your liking.
[11:01] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what do you think of Minase-san?
[11:04] Saki
    Well...
[11:07] Saki
    Honestly, I want to go out with her!
[11:10] Naoya
    I know that feeling.
[11:13] Saki
    Hold on a minute.
[11:14] Saki
    You have me, Naoya.
[11:16] Naoya
    I do.
[11:22] Saki
    What's wrong?
[11:30] Naoya
    So I want to date both of you.
[11:36] Saki
    Huh?
[11:39] Saki
    Huh? What?
[11:41] Saki
    Both of us?
[11:42] Naoya
    The truth is, Minase-san just
    confessed to me earlier today.
[11:46] Naoya
    The more I got to know her,
    the more attracted I became.
[11:48] Naoya
    Honestly, I'm infatuated.
[11:50] Naoya
    I can't...
[11:53] Naoya
    I can't...
[11:55] Naoya
    I can't think of a solution besides
    going out with both of you!
[11:58] Naoya
    I can't think of a solution besides
    going out with both of you!

[12:00] Naoya
    I can't think of a solution besides
    going out with both of you!

[12:02] ---
    Wha?
[12:05] ---
    What?
[12:08] ---
    What?!
[12:10] Saki
    I don't quite understand.
[12:13] Naoya
    I can't bring myself to date
    both of you in secret.
[12:18] Naoya
    So with your approval,
[12:22] ---
    I would like to date both of you,
    honest and out in the open!
[12:35] Saki
    Did you seriously think I'd say yes?
[12:37] Naoya
    I-I want us to discuss this.
[12:40] Saki
    No way.
[12:42] Naoya
    I really do feel bad about this.
[12:46] Saki
    Then don't do it!
[12:49] Saki
    You have me! Isn't that good enough?!
[12:53] Naoya
    It was until yesterday.
[12:55] Saki
    I'll kill you.
[12:57] Nagisa
    Um...
[12:59] Nagisa
    Can we please avoid violence?
[13:00] Saki
    But you're okay with cheating?!
[13:03] Saki
    Actually, yeah!
[13:04] Saki
    How are you even okay with
    him dating two girls?
[13:08] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[13:10] Nagisa
    I can't imagine Naoya-kun
    would ever break up with you.
[13:14] Nagisa
    I'll only be rejected if I don't
    have him date both of us.
[13:19] Nagisa
    So I'm okay with it.
[13:20] Saki
    No way!
[13:22] Saki
    Are you serious?
[13:23] Saki
    What do you even like so much about him?
[13:26] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun is everything to me right now.
[13:30] Saki
    That much?
[13:33] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[13:35] Nagisa
    Please let us both date him.
[13:37] Saki
    T-Too cute!
[13:39] Saki
    Please don't look at me like that!
[13:43] Saki
    One guy for one girl!
[13:45] Saki
    Isn't that common sense?
[13:47] Naoya
    But it's true that I'm
    attracted to Minase-san.
[13:51] Naoya
    So rejecting her and continuing
    to go out with you
[13:53] ---
    in the name of common
    sense would be dishonest.
[13:56] Naoya
    Both to myself and to you, Saki-chan.
[14:00] Naoya
    Lying and going out with two girls
    would both leave me with regrets.
[14:05] Naoya
    So I want to be honest to myself
    and try going out with both of you!
[14:08] Saki
    No.
[14:12] Naoya
    What might I do to increase the
    chances that you'll say yes?
[14:16] Saki
    No means no!
[14:21] Naoya
    There must be a good solution to this!
[14:23] Saki
    Enough!
[14:25] Naoya
    I won't spare any effort
    to make it a success!
[14:28] Saki
    No, thank you!
[14:30] Naoya
    Can we just try it?
[14:31] ---
    Oh, for—
[14:32] Nagisa
    Please!
[14:34] Nagisa
    I'll make snacks every day!
[14:37] Nagisa
    You'll always have plenty to eat.
[14:39] Naoya
    I'll take good care of you, Saki-chan.
[14:41] Naoya
    I'll give you 30,000 yen every month.
[14:43] Saki
    What?!
[14:44] Naoya
    I'll do anything in my power!
[14:46] Saki
    Why are you stripping?!
[14:49] Naoya
    I agree that it's selfish of me
    to want to date two girls.
[14:52] Naoya
    I wholly expect you to dump
    me right here and now.
[14:56] Saki
    Naoya...
[14:57] Naoya
    And I'm sure Minase-san would prefer
    if it were just me and her.
[15:02] Naoya
    Still, Minase-san, Saki-chan...
[15:08] ---
    I promise to make sure that, someday,
    you'll be glad you both dated me!
[15:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[15:22] Saki
    Oh, hell.
[15:24] Saki
    Why don't you try making me say that,
     if you really think you can?
[15:30] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:33] Saki
    I don't think you'll ever do it.
[15:35] Naoya
    Thank you.
[15:36] Naoya
    I'll do my best.
[15:38] Saki
    I already kind of hate you.
[15:41] Naoya
    I-I'll do what I can!
[15:43] Saki
    I... I should have thought this through.
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    I should have
     thought this
     through...
[15:48] Saki
    So what are we supposed to do now?
[15:51] Naoya
    For you two to be all right with
    both of you being my girlfriend,
[15:55] ---
    you'll have to get to know each other better.
[15:58] Saki
    There's nothing good that can come of this.
[16:01] Naoya
    I know!
[16:03] Naoya
    Let's live together at my
    place. The three of us.
[16:05] Saki
    What?!
[16:06] Naoya
    I don't live with my parents. It'll be okay.
[16:09] Saki
    Hell no!
[16:10] Nagisa
    I-I'd be okay with that.
[16:12] Nagisa
    I'll bring my stuff.
[16:13] ---
    Wai—
[16:14] Naoya
    I'll let your mom know, Saki-chan.
[16:15] Saki
    Huh?!
[16:17] Saki
    W-Wait!
[16:21] Saki
    Um...
[16:23] Saki
    Are we seriously going to live together?
[16:25] Nagisa
    It's like a dream!
[16:27] Naoya
    Okay, I'll prepare rooms for you two.
[16:30] Nagisa
    I'll prepare dinner, then.
[16:33] Naoya
    And, um... Saki-chan...
[16:36] Saki
    I don't mean to brag, but I'm
    terrible at doing chores.
[16:40] Naoya
    Of course. You can take a break.
[16:41] ---
    Yes, of course.
[16:42] Saki
    Really?!
[16:48] Saki
    Naoya, I want a snack.
[16:50] Nagisa
    Dinner's ready!
[16:54] Saki
    It smells so good.
[16:58] Saki
    Holy crap!
[17:00] Saki
    It's so good!
[17:02] Nagisa
    I'm so glad.
[17:03] Naoya
    The bath's ready, too.
[17:06] Saki
    You're so thoughtful.
[17:10] Saki
    This is so nice.
[17:13] Naoya
    Saki-chan, want me to rub your back?
[17:16] Saki
    You don't need to do that for me!
[17:23] Saki
    Well, I guess...
[17:25] Saki
    This might not be so bad.
[17:28] Saki
    Again?!
[17:31] Nagisa
    P-Pardon me.
[17:33] Nagisa
    Is it all right if we bathe together?
[17:35] Saki
    N-Nagisa-chan?!
[17:39] Saki
    T-Together?!
[17:40] Nagisa
    I'd like to talk with you.
[17:43] Nagisa
    May I?
[17:44] Saki
    I-I don't want to say no, but...
[17:47] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[17:49] Saki
    This is awkward.
[17:58] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's boobs are huge!
[18:01] Saki
    Her skin is so fair.
[18:03] Saki
    And so taut.
[18:06] Saki
    And her eyelashes are so long.
[18:11] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[18:12] Saki
    Y-Yes?
[18:13] Nagisa
    Don't worry about me.
[18:15] Nagisa
    Please go ahead and sleep
    with Naoya-kun tonight.
[18:18] Saki
    Huh?
[18:19] Saki
    S-Sleep?
[18:20] Nagisa
    Y-You're both young.
[18:22] Nagisa
    Feel free to do it.
[18:27] Saki
    No, no!
[18:28] Saki
    We aren't doing it!
[18:30] Nagisa
    Why not?
[18:31] Nagisa
    I must be getting in your way right now...
[18:36] Nagisa
    But I want to make sure
    I don't do that too much.
[18:39] Saki
    No, um...
[18:41] Nagisa
    I'd feel bad if the two of you
    had to go out of your way for me.
[18:47] Saki
    I mean, how do I put this...
[18:51] Saki
    We haven't done anything like that yet.
[18:57] Nagisa
    Y-You haven't?!
[18:59] Nagisa
    I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.
[19:01] Saki
    I-It's fine.
[19:03] Nagisa
    But you can go ahead and
    make out and stuff, too.
[19:08] Saki
    N-No, we haven't kissed
    or anything yet, either.
[19:17] Nagisa
    I didn't realize.
[19:20] Saki
    You seem kind of happy!
[19:22] Nagisa
    No, I didn't mean it that way...
[19:24] Saki
    Are you sure?
[19:27] Nagisa
    I really hadn't realized, though.
[19:30] Saki
    You do seem happy!
[19:31] Saki
    Like, you're cute, but...
[19:34] Saki
    It hasn't even been that long
    since we started going out.
[19:37] Saki
    And we've known each
    other since we were kids,
[19:39] Saki
    and Naoya's weirdly stuck-up.
[19:42] Nagisa
    I see.
[19:43] Saki
    I-It's not anything to rush, right?
[19:46] Nagisa
    Let's work hard on those kinds
    of things together, too, then.
[19:50] Saki
    O-Okay.
[20:04] Saki
    Naoya!
[20:07] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan?!
[20:10] Saki
    How far do you intend to
    take it with Nagisa-chan?!
[20:13] Naoya
    H-How far?
[20:15] Saki
    In terms of sexy stuff!
[20:19] Naoya
    Sexy stuff?!
[20:20] Saki
    W-Well?!
[20:28] Naoya
    S-Sorry...
[20:30] Naoya
    I do want to.
[20:33] Saki
    I knew it!
[20:35] Naoya
    No, sorry, if I'm even more honest, well...
[20:40] Naoya
    I'd like to do it with both of you...
    the three of us, together!
[20:48] Saki
    Th-Th-The three of us?!
[20:50] Saki
    Naoya, you pervert!
[20:52] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[20:53] Naoya
    Don't get me wrong, though.
[20:55] Naoya
    It's just a thought that came to my head.
[20:57] Naoya
    It wouldn't be fair of me to hide it.
[20:59] Saki
    It's how you're so open about
    it that makes you a pervert!
[21:02] Saki
    Nagisa-chan may be adorable,
[21:04] ---
    and her boobs may be huge,
    and she may have a nice body, and...
[21:11] Saki
    She gives me weird feelings,
    even as a woman!
[21:15] Saki
    But that just makes it
    even more unacceptable!
[21:18] Naoya
    I understand.
[21:19] Naoya
    This whole arrangement was
    my imposition to begin with.
[21:23] Naoya
    I can't ask you to do even
    more for me, Saki-chan.
[21:27] Saki
    Naoya...
[21:28] Naoya
    It's more important for the three of
    us to establish a good relationship
[21:32] ---
    than to do sexy things.
[21:34] Naoya
    I'll give up on a three****.
[21:38] Saki
    Don't say that out loud!
[21:40] Naoya
    So let's not do that kind
    of thing together.
[21:44] Nagisa
    I understand.
[21:45] Saki
    O-Okay.
[21:47] Saki
    I'm glad.
[21:48] Saki
    Huh?
[21:50] Saki
    W-Wait...
[21:53] Saki
    Does that mean you aren't doing
    anything with me, either?
[21:57] Naoya
    Yeah...
[21:58] Naoya
    I would be acting unfaithfully to
    Minase-san if I was only with you.
[22:03] Saki
    I-I see...
[22:07] Saki
    Indefinitely?
[22:08] ---
    Huh?
[22:09] Naoya
    Y-You want to do sexy things?!
[22:13] Naoya
    You definitely looked disappointed!
[22:16] Saki
    No! Th-That's...
[22:19] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[22:20] Naoya
    You must be so curious about sex, Saki-chan.
[22:23] Saki
    N-No...
[22:24] Naoya
    I'm sorry to make you abstain!
[22:26] Saki
    I mean, no... that's...
[22:32] Saki
    That's not the point!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Naoya's Message
    to Saki's Mom
SIGN    Saki-chan's Mother
SIGN    May I have Saki-chan
    over at my place for
    a while?
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Sure, okay! Break a leg!
SIGN    I'll do my best!
SIGN    Don't worry,
     I'll tell my husband
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    "How Nagisa Feels"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    If your boyfriend asks about dating
    someone else at the same time, do you...
[24:16] Naoya
    A: Break up.
[24:17] Naoya
    B: Allow it.
[24:18] Saki
    C: Smack him!
[24:19] Nagisa
    You're already breaking the rules?!
[24:21] Saki
    And lop it off!
[24:22] Nagisa
    Lop what off?!
[24:22] Naoya
    All right.
[24:23] Naoya
    If you insist, Saki-chan.
[24:24] Nagisa
    Please don't undress!

E2 - How Nagisa Feels

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[00:01] Saki
    I got a boyfriend recently.
[00:04] Saki
    Naoya is way too proper,
    and he can be a bit weird,
[00:08] Saki
    but he really cherishes me.
[00:11] Saki
    Or so I thought!
[00:14] Saki
    Now he tells me that he wants to date this
    other girl, Nagisa-chan, who confessed to him.
[00:17] Saki
    That asshole declared that
    he wants to date both of us!
SIGN    The Grovel
[00:20] Saki
    And now the three of us are
    living together at his place!
SIGN    The Three of Us
SIGN    Living Together
[00:25] Saki
    What's going to happen to us?!
[00:30] Saki
    I don't think I can go through with this.
[00:32] Saki
    There are way too many problems
    with him dating the two of us.
[00:36] Saki
    And my rival just has to be so...
[00:45] Saki
    So cute and big-boobed and irresistible!
[00:50] Saki
    Why did a girl like her
    have to ask out Naoya?
[00:54] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'd like to do it with both of you...
    the three of us, together!
[01:00] Saki
    That pervert!
[01:04] Saki
    That guy!
[01:08] Saki
    Wait... Oh, right!
[01:10] Saki
    You must be sick of him now that
    you know what a freak he is!
[01:15] Nagisa
    If it's something Naoya-kun wants,
    I wouldn't mind a th-threesome.
[01:25] Saki
    C-Cute, big-boobed, and horny as hell...
[01:29] Nagisa
    H-Horny as hell?!
[01:31] Saki
    Even I want to be your girlfriend!
[01:33] Nagisa
    Huh?
[01:37] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[01:39] Nagisa
    No, I'm completely losing here.
[01:43] Nagisa
    Naoya might lose interest in me
    if Nagisa-chan seduced him.
[02:02] Naoya
    Hey, I set up our futons.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    "How Nagisa Feels"
[03:39] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Why are there three futons lined up?!
[03:43] Naoya
    I thought we might be able to
    get closer if we talked in bed.
[03:48] Saki
    Y-Y-You're going to try to pull
    something naughty, aren't you?!
[03:50] Saki
    Especially on Nagisa-chan!
[03:52] Naoya
    No, I promised I wouldn't!
[03:54] Saki
    But if I were you, I totally would!
[03:58] Naoya
    In that case...
[04:01] Naoya
    I'll have to have my dick surgically removed.
[04:03] Saki
    That's too extreme!
[04:05] Saki
    Fine, then. You scare me.
[04:08] Naoya
    Th-Thanks.
[04:10] Saki
    But...
[04:12] Saki
    Is it okay with you, Minase-san?
[04:12] Saki
    Nagisa-chan might be the
    one to start something.
[04:13] ---
    O-Of course. Yes.
[04:15] Saki
    She's a total pervert.
SIGN    Prevention
[04:17] Saki
    Whatever!
[04:18] Saki
    I won't let them have their way!
[04:22] Saki
    I'm going to watch them all night.
[04:27] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:30] Naoya
    Thank you for putting up with my selfishness.
[04:35] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[04:37] Nagisa
    She must be tired. Maybe she's fallen asleep.
[04:39] Nagisa
    It was a busy day.
[04:42] Naoya
    And all my fault!
[04:43] Saki
    So, what's your move?
[04:45] Nagisa
    Um, Naoya-kun...
[04:48] Nagisa
    May I come closer to you for a bit?
[04:52] Saki
    N-Nagisa!
[04:55] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[04:56] Saki
    You're going to do him already?!
[04:58] Saki
    Are you a slut?
[04:58] Saki
    Is Nagisa a slut?!
[05:00] Naoya
    I see.
[05:01] Naoya
    You must be lonely, being here
     in an unfamiliar place.
[05:04] Nagisa
    I-I am.
[05:06] Naoya
    Well? Is that better?
[05:11] Saki
    You adorable little slut!
[05:13] Nagisa
    I can't believe I'm sleeping with
    the person I've always liked.
[05:16] Nagisa
    It's like a dream.
[05:18] Saki
    "Sleeping with," in a dirty way, right?
[05:20] Nagisa
    I'd like to get to know you
    a lot better, Naoya-kun.
[05:24] Saki
    In a sexy way!
[05:27] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[05:29] Naoya
    I want you to tell me more about you, too.
[05:32] Saki
    In a sexy way, Naoya?!
[05:35] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[05:36] Nagisa
    If you do that, I'll...
[05:39] Saki
    Is it her boobs? Are you squeezing her boobs?
[05:41] Naoya
    Sorry, did you not like that?
[05:43] Nagisa
    No, it just startled me a little.
[05:46] Nagisa
    But...
[05:48] Nagisa
    I'm so happy.
[05:49] Saki
    Don't be happy about it!
[05:52] Naoya
    I wouldn't mind doing this forever.
[05:57] Saki
    She's totally enjoying it!
[06:00] Nagisa
    You're making me so happy.
[06:04] Nagisa
    I'm going to lose my mind.
[06:07] Saki
    Naoya hasn't done anything with me yet!
[06:13] Saki
    You totally put it in!
[06:15] Naoya
    Put what in?
[06:16] Saki
    Naoya, you idiot! Idiot! Idiot!
[06:26] Saki
    H-Huh?
[06:29] Saki
    It's not in.
[06:33] Naoya
    What's the matter, Saki-chan?
[06:35] Saki
    No, I, you s-see...
[06:38] Naoya
    What do you mean, "put it in"?
[06:39] Naoya
    Are you all right?
[06:41] Saki
    N-No, I m-mean...
[06:43] Saki
    I mean...
[06:49] Saki
    I'm going to put myself in your futon, too.
[06:52] Saki
    Kill me.
[06:54] Saki
    Just kill me.
[06:57] Naoya
    Were you...
[07:00] Naoya
    You must have been feeling lonely, too.
[07:05] Saki
    Y-Yes.
[07:07] Naoya
    You're cute when you act
    lonely, too, Saki-chan.
[07:10] Naoya
    Let's sleep together tonight, the three of us.
[07:12] Saki
    Y-Yay.
[07:14] Nagisa
    I'm so happy.
[07:14] Nagisa
    She definitely had the wrong idea.
SIGN    5 Minutes Later...
SIGN    5 Minutes Later...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Saki's Sleepover Gear
SIGN    Stuffed
     Animals
SIGN    Duck
SIGN    Animal
     Onesie
[07:22] ---
    Cuteness is crucial!
[07:24] Saki
    U-Um... And lucky panties.
[07:35] Saki
    Naoya, snacks please.
[07:36] Nagisa
    I never would have thought Naoya-kun would
    suggest dating Saki-san along with me.
[07:42] Nagisa
    This relationship...
[07:45] Nagisa
    It's great.
[07:47] Nagisa
    Sure, there are some things
    about it that aren't,
[07:50] ---
    but I get to date my beloved Naoya-kun.
[07:52] Nagisa
    That outweighs all of it.
[07:56] Nagisa
    And we get to live under the same roof.
[07:58] Nagisa
    We're even sleeping on the same futon.
[08:01] Nagisa
    But I don't think this
    is going to last forever.
[08:06] Nagisa
    If Saki-san gets fed up with this arrangement,
[08:09] ---
    I'm probably going to be
    the one who gets dumped.
[08:13] Nagisa
    Still, if I work hard in
    the limited time I have,
[08:16] ---
    and I make myself indispensable to them...
[08:21] Nagisa
    I'll be able to enjoy this
    happiness for one day longer.
SIGN    Mizuse Nagisa is modest
[08:34] Nagisa
    I might even become Naoya-kun's favorite.
[08:38] Nagisa
    But how do I do that?
[08:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun and Saki-san's smartphones.
SIGN    Chunks of Personal Information
[08:49] Nagisa
    Chunks of personal information!
[08:54] Nagisa
    I can't make this arrangement
    last by being nice.
[08:58] Nagisa
    If I can find naughty sites
    in his browsing history,
[09:00] ---
    I might even learn about
    what kind of girls he likes.
[09:03] Nagisa
    B-But what if he has really crazy tastes?
[09:07] Nagisa
    I-I'd still accept it, though.
[09:09] Nagisa
    But I'm not emotionally prepared for this.
[09:13] Nagisa
    Okay.
[09:16] Nagisa
    I'll start with Saki-san's smartphone.
[09:20] Nagisa
    I have to get to know Saki-san
    in order to make this work.
[09:26] Nagisa
    First, her browser history...
SIGN    Enter search terms or website address
SIGN    Recent searches
[09:31] Nagisa
    "First time having sex when..."
[09:33] Nagisa
    "First time having sex how..."
[09:35] Nagisa
    "First time having sex where..."
[09:36] Nagisa
    "First time having sex how to ask..."
[09:38] Nagisa
    "High school percentage sex..."
[09:39] Nagisa
    "How to get boyfriend in the mood..."
SIGN    sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
[09:41] Nagisa
    I shouldn't have looked!
[09:45] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:47] Nagisa
    I'll take this secret to the grave.
SIGN    tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
SIGN    10 Minutes Later...
[09:54] Nagisa
    Sh-She's...
[09:56] Nagisa
    Saki-san's searches are
    almost all about sex stuff.
[10:00] Nagisa
    Every now and then, there are dogs and
    sweets and game streams and stuff.
SIGN     Pictures of the world's cutest Shiba Inu paws!
[10:05] Nagisa
    There's nothing useful in here.
[10:08] Nagisa
    Huh?
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
[10:09] Nagisa
    Is this her private account on Quitter?
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    Tweets
SIGN    Likes
SIGN    I like dogs, sweets, and games
SIGN    Tweets
SIGN    Media
SIGN    Tweets
SIGN    Media
SIGN    Tweets
[10:14] Saki
    You suck, Naoya!
[10:15] Saki
    I can't believe you want to date two girls!
[10:17] Saki
    I hope your dick rots off!
[10:18] Nagisa
    She's definitely angry.
[10:20] Saki
    No, that would be a problem...
[10:22] Saki
    Maybe not that...
[10:23] Nagisa
    She's talking about sex again!
[10:28] Nagisa
    She queeted about me.
[10:29] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's too cute.
[10:31] Saki
    I really don't want her to be
    the girl I share a guy with...
[10:35] Saki
    But...
[10:37] Saki
    She's such a good girl, and she's cute...
[10:41] Saki
    I think I'd like to get
    close to her... maybe...
[10:48] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[10:51] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[10:53] Naoya
    What are you doing?
[10:55] Nagisa
    N-N-N-Naoya-kun!
[10:58] Nagisa
    I-I was just, um...
[11:01] Nagisa
    Th-Things are stuff, and...
[11:05] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[11:08] Nagisa
    I was going through Saki-san's phone.
[11:11] Nagisa
    Her search history and stuff.
[11:12] Naoya
    Saki-chan's phone?
[11:18] Saki
    Huh? Naoya? Nagisa-chan?
[11:23] Saki
    What are you two up to?
[11:26] Saki
    Huh? Is that my phone?
[11:30] Nagisa
    U-Um, it's...
[11:33] Nagisa
    This is... I was...
[11:40] Nagisa
    I was...
[11:42] Naoya
    I looked through your search history!
[11:47] Saki
    Huh?
SIGN    First time having sex when
SIGN    First time having sex how
SIGN    First time having sex where
SIGN    First time having sex how to ask
SIGN    High school percentage sex
SIGN    How to get boyfriend
     in the mood
[11:57] Saki
    I-I-I-It's not what you think!
[11:58] Saki
    My friend kept griping that
    she hasn't done it yet, so I...
[12:01] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[12:02] Naoya
    I mean... I-I don't really know
    what you're into, but...
[12:06] Saki
    It's not what you think! I swear!
[12:07] Naoya
    I think it's all right,
    whatever you're interested in!
[12:10] Saki
    J-Just kill me!
[12:13] Saki
    What are you trying to accomplish, Naoya?!
[12:15] Naoya
    I, uh...
[12:16] Naoya
    I just wanted to learn about you more!
[12:18] Naoya
    I promise I'll accept you
    for whomever you might be!
[12:21] Saki
    Just forget it all!
[12:27] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[12:32] Nagisa
    A-Are you all right?
[12:36] Saki
    I'm going to sleep to try to forget it, too.
[12:39] Nagisa
    I'm sorry. It was my fault.
[12:42] Naoya
    It's fine.
[12:44] Naoya
    I get that you wanted to look because you
    were worried about me dating two girls.
[12:50] Naoya
    Let me do this much.
[12:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[12:57] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
SIGN    Zzz...
SIGN    Nagisa's Sleepover Gear
SIGN    No, I'm not
     really an
     otaku...
SIGN    She didn't know what to bring now that
    she's living with Naoya and Saki,
    so she panicked and brought maid clothes
    that she bought from D°n Quijote.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[13:00] Nagisa
    A maid outfit...
[13:03] Nagisa
    What was I thinking?
SIGN    Weights (3kg°2)
[13:06] Saki
    Yum!
[13:08] Saki
    You're such a good cook, Nagisa-chan.
SIGN    She forgot after she slept
SIGN    She actually forgot
[13:13] Saki
    By the way, which class are you in?
[13:15] Saki
    You're a first-year, too, right?
[13:17] Nagisa
    Um...
[13:19] Nagisa
    I think I'm in Class B.
[13:21] Saki
    Huh? So are we.
[13:22] Naoya
    Have I ever seen you in class?
[13:24] Nagisa
    Um...
[13:25] Nagisa
    I've been away from school.
[13:29] Saki
    Really?
[13:30] Naoya
    Is something wrong?
[13:32] Nagisa
    I wanted Naoya to like me,
    so I was studying cooking and stuff...
[13:39] Nagisa
    And I didn't have time to go to school.
[13:42] Nagisa
    But it's all good now that
    I get to go out with you.
[13:47] Naoya
    Wh-What...
[13:50] Naoya
    What are you doing?!
[13:53] Naoya
    How could you be so insane?!
[13:56] Nagisa
    I... I wanted to confess to
    you as soon as I could...
[13:59] Naoya
    Y-You've sacrificed too much!
[14:01] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, are you
    actually kind of messed up?
[14:05] Naoya
    You put too much on the line!
     I'm worried for you!
[14:08] Nagisa
    I-I... uh...
[14:10] Nagisa
    Now that he mentions it, he's right!
[14:14] Naoya
    Is that the only crazy thing you've done?
[14:16] Nagisa
    I think so.
[14:17] Nagisa
    Th-This is bad.
[14:20] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun's going to think less of me!
[14:28] Nagisa
    I have to impress him and redeem myself!
[14:31] Nagisa
    Shall I make you some snacks?
[14:33] Saki
    Really?
[14:34] Naoya
    This isn't the time!
[14:37] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[14:38] Naoya
    We're going to spend all
    day studying together.
[14:42] Nagisa
    But I'm a really bad student...
SIGN    Modern
    Japanese
    Literature
SIGN    Math 1
[14:46] Naoya
    You're behind in school, aren't you?
[14:48] Naoya
    I can't just let that be!
[14:50] Saki
    W-Well...
[14:51] Naoya
    You, too, Saki-chan.
[14:53] Nagisa
    I don't want him to lose any more faith in me.
[14:55] Naoya
    I'm sure you can catch up if you try!
[14:55] Nagisa
    I'll just have to give it all I've got.
[14:58] Nagisa
    P-Please and thank you.
[15:02] Naoya
    I'll do my best to teach you.
[15:05] Naoya
    Let's start with the basics of factoring.
[15:07] Naoya
    You just have to use the formula. It's easy.
[15:09] Nagisa
    I-I'll try.
[15:12] Naoya
    What about you, Saki-chan?
[15:14] Saki
    This is easy.
[15:15] Saki
    Even though I hate studying.
[15:17] Naoya
    Thank goodness. That's correct.
[15:20] Naoya
    Minase-san, did you get it?
[15:23] ---
    U-Um...
[15:25] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[15:27] Saki
    You can't do it?
[15:28] Nagisa
    N-No, I...
[15:31] Nagisa
    I-I'm going to the bathroom.
[15:40] Nagisa
    I don't get any of it.
[15:43] Nagisa
    He's going to think I'm stupid.
[15:46] Nagisa
    He'll lose even more faith in me.
SIGN    tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
SIGN    tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap tap
[15:50] Nagisa
    I-I need to use this time
    to find out how to solve it!
SIGN    30 Minutes Later...
[15:59] Naoya
    Do you think she's sick?
[16:01] Nagisa
    Um...
[16:03] Naoya
    Minase-san, are you okay?
[16:05] Naoya
    Are you feeling sick?
[16:07] Nagisa
    Shoot, I've been in here for half an hour.
[16:09] Naoya
    Y-Yeah, actually...
[16:13] Naoya
    I'll call the ambulance right away!
[16:15] Nagisa
    I'm just fine!
[16:18] Naoya
    Wh-Which is it?
[16:19] Naoya
    You've been in there for a long time!
[16:20] Saki
    H-Hey!
[16:22] Saki
    Don't be so insensitive!
[16:24] Naoya
    But...
[16:24] Nagisa
    I can't keep this up!
[16:25] Naoya
    Are you okay, though? Minase-san?
[16:25] Nagisa
    But I don't want Naoya-kun
    to think I'm stupid.
[16:28] Saki
    Seriously!
[16:29] Naoya
    But...
[16:33] Nagisa
    I-I'm just really backed up!
[16:40] Saki
    Naoya, you...
[16:42] Naoya
    S-Sorry...
[16:44] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[16:46] Nagisa
    N-No, it's okay.
[16:50] Nagisa
    I think I protected my reputation,
    but I feel like I've lost something else.
[16:57] Nagisa
    But...
[17:00] Nagisa
    I'm going to overcome this, especially
    now that I have to redeem myself!
[17:05] Nagisa
    I want to look good in Naoya-kun's eyes.
[17:09] Nagisa
    I want him to like me,
    even just a little more.
[17:12] Nagisa
    I want to stay with him,
    even just a little longer.
[17:16] Nagisa
    I got it!
[17:20] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[17:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[17:23] Naoya
    I'm really sorry.
[17:24] Nagisa
    D-Don't worry about it.
[17:27] Nagisa
    So, factoring, right?
[17:31] Nagisa
    Um...
[17:32] Nagisa
    It's like this, and...
[17:35] Nagisa
    There!
[17:36] Nagisa
    Of course I can do it.
[17:43] Naoya
    You got it wrong.
[17:46] ---
    Huh?
[17:49] Naoya
    Don't worry!
[17:50] Naoya
    Everyone's bad at something.
[17:52] Naoya
    You don't have to worry about it.
[17:55] Naoya
    I'll stick with you for as
    many hours as it takes.
[17:58] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[18:03] Nagisa
    But...
[18:05] Nagisa
    It's not that I'm bad at it!
SIGN    3-Hour Bathroom Break...
SIGN    I hadn't studied
    at all after the
    entrance exams
SIGN    I thought
     I was
     screwed...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[18:20] Saki
    Listen.
[18:22] Saki
    You can't let anyone at school
    know about our relationship.
[18:27] Naoya
    You mean about me dating two people?
[18:29] Saki
    Obviously.
[18:30] Naoya
    Then what about Minase-san and us?
[18:33] Saki
    We'll be strangers.
[18:34] Naoya
    N-No way!
[18:36] Naoya
    I can't leave her to be by herself
    after she missed so much school!
[18:40] Naoya
    We haven't done anything wrong!
[18:43] Saki
    It's bad for our reputation!
[18:46] Saki
    You understand, right, Nagisa-chan?
[18:48] Nagisa
    Yes.
[18:49] Naoya
    Are you sure, Minase-san?
[18:52] Nagisa
    I haven't been to school for a while,
[18:54] Nagisa
    so I don't have any friends to tell, anyway.
[18:57] Naoya
    That's so sad.
[19:00] Saki
    A-Anyway, if you want to keep dating both
    of us, you have to keep it a secret.
[19:04] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[19:05] A
    Who's she, again?
[19:07] B
    She's so cute.
[19:08] C
    Have you seen her before?
[19:09] D
    Hey, do you recognize her at all?
[19:12] Shino
    She's been out of school all this time, right?
[19:14] ---
    I wonder what happened.
[19:16] ---
    Did the teacher say anything?
[19:19] Saki
    I mean, I feel bad for Nagisa-chan.
[19:23] Saki
    But everyone already knows I'm
    in a relationship with Naoya.
[19:26] Saki
    I can't tell them he's seeing her, too!
[19:29] Naoya
    This is bad.
[19:30] Naoya
    No one's talking to Minase-san.
[19:32] Naoya
    She's going to be a loner forever.
[19:35] Naoya
    All right...
[19:38] Saki
    Hey!
[19:39] Naoya
    I have to take care of this.
[19:42] ---
    U-Um...
[19:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[19:46] Naoya
    N-Nice to meet you.
[19:49] Naoya
    I'm Mukai Naoya.
[19:52] Nagisa
    N-Nice to meet you, right.
[19:55] Nagisa
    I'm Minase.
[20:01] Naoya
    Such a lonesome face...
[20:04] Saki
    Naoya?
[20:06] Naoya
    I can't.
[20:07] Naoya
    I can't keep lying like this!
[20:09] Naoya
    I'm...
[20:10] Naoya
    dating Minase-san and Saki—
[20:16] Saki
    Wh-What were you about to say?
[20:19] Naoya
    D-Don't stop me.
[20:21] Naoya
    This lie is only going to hurt Minase-san!
[20:25] Naoya
    We and Minase-san are...
[20:28] Saki
    Who is she?!
[20:31] Naoya
    We aren't strangers!
[20:34] Naoya
    We live to—
[20:44] Saki
    I told you to keep it a secret!
[20:46] Naoya
    B-But...
[20:48] Naoya
    I don't want her to look so sad.
[20:51] Saki
    I-I mean, I get it, but...
[20:54] Saki
    I can't have everyone finding out
    you're dating another girl.
[21:00] Saki
    People are going to think
    you don't care about me.
[21:07] Saki
    I don't want that!
[21:09] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[21:13] Naoya
    I still love you, Saki-chan.
[21:17] Naoya
    So...
[21:18] Naoya
    People will understand if I explain!
[21:21] Saki
    Die.
[21:23] Nagisa
    I-I'm...
[21:26] Nagisa
    I'll be okay.
[21:28] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:29] Nagisa
    I'm more than happy enough just
    being able to be with you at home.
[21:36] Nagisa
    So please don't fight.
[21:39] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[21:40] Nagisa
    But actually... I want to
    apologize for one thing.
[21:45] Nagisa
    I woke up early and made
    lunch for the three of us.
[21:50] Nagisa
    Come to think of it, I obviously wouldn't
    have been able to eat with you.
[21:54] Nagisa
    I'm so stupid.
[21:56] Nagisa
    You two have it together later.
[22:00] Nagisa
    I'd appreciate your
    feedback once we get home.
[22:05] Nagisa
    I'll eat alone in the restroom so people
    don't find out we're having the same lunch.
[22:12] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[22:14] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[22:16] Saki
    I've been so selfish.
[22:19] Saki
    I'm sorry for pretending we're strangers!
[22:24] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[22:27] Naoya
    Can I tell people about us, then?
[22:30] Saki
    W-Well...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:33] Saki
    Let's hang out in secret at school.
[22:36] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[22:38] Saki
    Shut up!
[22:38] Nagisa
    I appreciate the sentiment.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    "A Place for Three"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    Are you a dog person or cat person?
[24:15] Saki
    Dogs for sure! They're so cute!
[24:17] Nagisa
    Dogs for me, too.
[24:18] Nagisa
    It's probably good for your health
    if you walk them every day.
[24:20] Saki
    That's your reason?
[24:21] Nagisa
    Huh? Is that weird?
[24:22] Naoya
    I like that you're unique, too.
[24:25] Saki
    Damn it! Too cute!

E3 - A Place for Three

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[00:00] Nagisa
    Our life of two-timing cohabitation
    is off to a start.
[00:03] Nagisa
    Right off the bat,
    Saki-san had suspicions about me.
[00:07] ---
    I saw things I shouldn't have seen,
    and I locked myself in the bathroom for hours.
[00:11] Nagisa
    But living with Naoya-kun
    makes me really happy.
[00:14] Nagisa
    To stay together, we have to keep
    our relationship a secret at school.
SIGN    Secret Two-Timing
[00:18] Nagisa
    I have to pretend Naoya-kun
    and Saki-san are strangers...
[00:22] Nagisa
    But I accidentally made
    lunch for the three of us.
[00:25] Nagisa
    We can't even eat together...
[00:28] Saki
    We shouldn't be acting like strangers
    just so that we can keep our secret.
[00:35] Naoya
    Yeah.
[00:36] Naoya
    The roof gets crowded.
[00:37] Naoya
    Let's eat together up here in secret.
[00:40] Saki
    Okay.
[00:41] Saki
    Quietly, so no one notices us.
[00:43] Nagisa
    You don't have to do that for me.
[00:45] Saki
    Don't worry about it.
[00:46] Nagisa
    But Naoya-kun already
    offered to date both of us.
[00:50] Nagisa
    I'm happy enough as it is.
[00:52] Nagisa
    Wouldn't expecting us to have fun together
    at school be asking for too much?
[00:57] Saki
    W-Would it?
[01:01] A
    Did you hear something?
[01:02] Saki
    Shoot!
[01:05] Saki
    Besides, you made this lunch because you
    wanted to eat with us at school, right?
[01:10] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[01:12] Naoya
    M-Minase-san...
[01:15] Naoya
    You're too modest!
[01:17] Saki
    Pipe down!
[01:21] Saki
    Anyway, isn't that true?
[01:23] Nagisa
    It's true that eating lunch together...
[01:28] Naoya
    Delicious!
[01:29] ---
    Yeah!
[01:30] ---
    I'm so glad!
[01:31] Nagisa
    ...would make me really happy.
[01:35] Saki
    Let's eat together!
[01:38] A
    Is someone up there?
[01:40] A
    You're not allowed up there.
[01:42] Saki
    Shoot! Let's bounce!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    "A Place for Three"
[03:15] Naoya
    Let's find a place to have lunch together.
[03:19] Nagisa
    But I was the one who made
    the lunch without even asking.
[03:22] Naoya
    Never mind that!
[03:23] Saki
    Yeah!
[03:24] Saki
    Let us do this for you!
[03:26] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, Saki-san...
[03:32] Naoya
    Where's a good spot?
[03:36] Nagisa
    Hey...
[03:37] Nagisa
    I know of a quiet place at school.
[03:40] Saki
    You do?
[03:41] Nagisa
    I spent a lot of time alone in middle school.
[03:45] Saki
    What is this sad information?!
[03:48] Nagisa
    L-Let's check it out.
[03:50] ---
    Right!
[03:52] Nagisa
    What do you think?
[03:55] Saki
    It's a restroom!
[03:56] Saki
    It stinks!
[03:57] Nagisa
    Well, a little.
[03:59] Saki
    Not just a little!
[04:00] Saki
    I can't eat in a place like this!
[04:03] Nagisa
    B-But...
[04:05] Nagisa
    The cleaners don't come to the
    schoolyard restroom often,
[04:08] ---
    and no one uses it during lunch.
[04:10] Saki
    That's nasty!
[04:12] Saki
    Isn't there anywhere else?
[04:13] Nagisa
    Th-Then...
[04:17] Nagisa
    Behind the restroom?
[04:19] Saki
    It still stinks!
[04:23] Saki
    I'm getting both male and
    female restroom stank!
[04:26] Nagisa
    I thought it might be less dirty than inside.
[04:29] Saki
    Eek! And there are creepy bugs!
[04:33] Naoya
    H-How about somewhere that doesn't smell?
[04:36] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[04:39] Nagisa
    How about here?
[04:40] Saki
    It's still a restroom!
[04:42] Nagisa
    The club building restrooms
    are relatively clean.
[04:44] Nagisa
    I don't think they smell much, either.
[04:46] Saki
    But it's still a restroom!
[04:49] Saki
    Also, Naoya, what are you doing,
    coming into the girls' restrooms?
[04:52] Naoya
    I-I-It's to eat lunch with you guys.
[04:55] Saki
    Sheesh! Get out!
[04:57] Nagisa
    Oh, be careful when you go in or out.
[05:00] Saki
    I swear...
[05:08] A
    What do you think they were
    doing in the restroom?
[05:10] B
    I wonder...
[05:12] Saki
    I-It's not what you think!
[05:14] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[05:15] Saki
    Please take me somewhere
    that isn't a restroom.
[05:18] Nagisa
    In that case, there aren't any safe places.
[05:22] Saki
    There must be plenty of other places!
[05:25] Naoya
    I know. How about the gym storage room?
[05:27] Saki
    That might work!
[05:29] Nagisa
    There are more people there
    than in the restrooms.
[05:32] Saki
    It'll be fine. People don't go there during lunch.
[05:35] Nagisa
    But no one would come in
    while you're in the restroom.
[05:39] Saki
    Could you stop comparing it to the restroom?!
[05:42] Nagisa
    Sorry.
[05:44] Nagisa
    B-But I don't want people
[05:48] ---
    finding out about our relationship
    just to satisfy my selfishness.
[05:51] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[05:54] Naoya
    That's not being selfish.
[05:59] Naoya
    But even if it is, that's okay, too.
[06:01] Naoya
    Whatever it is,
    let's first see if we can do it.
[06:06] Naoya
    It might turn out to be easy.
[06:09] Naoya
    Even if it's hard, we'll figure it out!
[06:15] Saki
    A-Are we really eating in the gym storage?
[06:18] ---
    Sure!
[06:20] Nagisa
    It's locked, though.
[06:22] Naoya
    I have no choice!
[06:30] Saki
    The window's open over here.
[06:36] Naoya
    You can stand on me to get in.
[06:38] Nagisa
    O-Okay!
[06:42] Naoya
    How is it?
[06:43] Saki
    My eyes!
[06:44] Saki
    No looking at her panties!
[06:49] Naoya
    Okay, we're in.
[06:58] Naoya
    And now, with this...
[07:04] Naoya
    We can hide when someone comes in.
[07:07] Saki
    Oh, five centimeters to the right.
[07:09] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[07:13] Saki
    Yeah, this seems good.
[07:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:17] Saki
    Minase-san,
[07:19] ---
    this relationship started
    with my own selfishness.
[07:24] Naoya
    There'll be a ton of problems,
    but I'll work to deal with them.
[07:28] Naoya
    I don't have any regrets.
[07:30] Naoya
    I'm just glad I get to
    be with you, Minase-san.
[07:36] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:39] Naoya
    I'm definitely the one being the most
    selfish and causing the most trouble
[07:43] ---
    by dating both of you.
[07:45] Saki
    No kidding!
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's selfishness
    is cute by comparison.
[07:51] Nagisa
    That's true.
[07:53] Naoya
    Sorry.
[07:54] Nagisa
    Thanks, though.
[07:59] Nagisa
    I want the three of us to eat together.
[08:04] Naoya
    Okay, let's eat.
[08:06] Nagisa
    Okay.
[08:06] Saki
    Time to eat.
[08:09] Saki
    I'm stealing your rolled eggs!
[08:12] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[08:16] Saki
    Yum!
[08:18] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's lunches are the best.
[08:20] Nagisa
    I'm glad you like it.
[08:23] Naoya
    It's delicious, Minase-san.
[08:25] Saki
    This is such a weird situation, huh?
[08:28] Nagisa
    It's fun, though.
[08:30] Saki
    I mean, it's not not fun.
[08:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:35] Nagisa
    Yes.
[08:36] Nagisa
    I look forward to doing this more often.
[08:39] Saki
    It's so dusty in here, though.
[08:42] Naoya
    Let's clean up sometime.
[08:43] Saki
    Should we bring snacks?
[08:45] Nagisa
    I'll work hard on lunch, too.
SIGN    Happiness...
SIGN    Yummy lunch....
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:49] Saki
    Bliss...
[08:54] Saki
    Omelet rice lunch!
[08:59] Saki
    Cutlet sandwiches!
[09:02] Saki
    Holy!
[09:04] Saki
    Tempura rice ball lunch!
[09:08] Saki
    Nagisa-chan always makes
    the most intricate lunches.
[09:13] Nagisa
    I wanted to make Naoya-kun happy.
[09:15] Saki
    You're so adorably selfless!
[09:18] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[09:21] Naoya
    I need to try to make you both happy, too.
[09:24] Nagisa
    No, not at all.
[09:25] Nagisa
    Is there anything more you'd like me to do?
[09:29] Naoya
    No, you're already doing too much.
[09:32] Nagisa
    No, I want to do more for you.
[09:38] Nagisa
    If you need money, I'll do any kind of work!
[09:42] Saki
    Any kind of work?
[09:45] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[09:46] Nagisa
    Welcome.
[09:49] Naoya
    It's fine.
[09:52] Naoya
    But if it comes to that,
[09:54] Naoya
    I'll take part in sketchy clinical
    trials or work on a tuna boat!
[09:58] Saki
    You, too, Naoya! That's enough!
[10:00] Saki
    Sheesh.
[10:02] Saki
    Nagisa-chan sure does like Naoya, huh?
[10:06] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[10:07] Naoya
    I'm sorry I made you feel left out.
[10:10] Saki
    Huh?
[10:11] Saki
    Uh, n-no...
[10:12] Naoya
    I think I've been getting complacent.
[10:16] Saki
    I'll tell you what I like about you every day!
[10:19] Saki
    I never asked for that much!
[10:22] Saki
    B-But tell me one thing a day.
[10:26] Naoya
    All right.
[10:28] Nagisa
    Lucky...
[10:29] Naoya
    I'll tell you, too, Minase-san!
[10:32] Saki
    My point is...
[10:34] Saki
    You must really like him
    to work so hard for him.
[10:41] Nagisa
    You do, too, don't you?
[10:43] Saki
    Huh? Well...
[10:45] Saki
    I think I'm doing a decent
    amount for Naoya, too.
[10:51] Saki
    More, please!
[10:52] Nagisa
    Okay!
[10:53] Saki
    I suck at doing the chores.
[10:55] Naoya
    I'll take care of it.
[10:57] Saki
    I'm in heaven!
[11:00] Saki
    Wait...
[11:01] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[11:03] Saki
    I haven't been doing shit.
[11:07] Saki
    A-Am I in trouble as a girlfriend?
[11:11] Saki
    Between Nagisa-chan, who's cute
    and devoted and big-boobed...
[11:14] Saki
    and me, who does nothing...
[11:16] Saki
    Naoya's going to fall more in love
    with Nagisa-chan than with me.
[11:20] Naoya
    Two-timing is bad, huh?
[11:22] Nagisa
    It is.
[11:24] Saki
    Naoya!
SIGN    The End
[11:29] Saki
    N... No...
[11:32] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[11:36] Saki
    I can't!
[11:37] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan?
[11:42] Saki
    I gotta keep up with Nagisa-chan!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[11:46] A
    Huh? Sakisaki?
SIGN    Sorry, I'm skipping club today!
    Thanks!!
[11:55] Saki
    I have to think.
[11:57] Saki
    What do I want to do for Naoya?
[12:01] Saki
    What would make him happy?
SIGN    ****s always please a man
SIGN    Put on a y ****
[12:04] Saki
    I can only think of sexy things.
SIGN    Let him squeeze your s
SIGN    Gently touch his ****
SIGN    
his ****
[12:07] Saki
    Naoya!
[12:09] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[12:11] Naoya
    I was worried. You suddenly disappeared.
[12:14] Saki
    Never mind that!
[12:15] Saki
    Naoya, is there anything you want me to do?
[12:20] Naoya
    No. In fact, is there
    anything you want me to do?
[12:23] Saki
    Huh? No...
[12:25] Naoya
    Should I buy cake or something?
[12:27] Saki
    Cake?
[12:28] Saki
    I want cake!
[12:31] Naoya
    I bought some cake.
[12:34] Saki
    Yum!
[12:36] Naoya
    I made some tea.
[12:38] Saki
    Thanks...
[12:41] Saki
    Wait, this is wrong!
[12:45] Saki
    I'm just going to have to compete
    against Nagisa-chan in cooking.
[12:49] Saki
    I'll make something fancy.
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
SIGN    Sparkling Deliciousness!
[12:53] Saki
    I've been wanting to try these!
[12:56] Saki
    I'm home.
[12:57] Naoya
    Welcome home.
[12:58] Nagisa
    Welcome home.
[13:01] Naoya
    What did you buy?
[13:03] Saki
    Gummies!
[13:08] Saki
    Wait, I didn't buy cooking ingredients!
[13:10] Saki
    Whatever! I'll just feed him some curry!
[13:13] Saki
    You just have to chop stuff up
    and toss it in the pot, right?
[13:17] Saki
    Now I just wait.
[13:19] Saki
    I'll watch some videos or something.
SIGN    3 Hours Later
[13:28] Mirika
    Let's give it a shot.
[13:30] Mirika
    Yay! I got an SSR!
[13:33] Mirika
    Yay!
[13:35] ---
    Thanks, everyone!
[13:35] Saki
    A-All these donations...
[13:38] Saki
    Her evil boobs are making a killing!
[13:54] Saki
    It's burnt!
[14:00] Naoya
    I'm sure burnt curry is good, too.
[14:02] Nagisa
    H-He's right.
[14:10] Saki
    What if I'm actually a bad girlfriend?
[14:14] Saki
    What if Naoya actually... goes for Nagisa-chan?
[14:21] Saki
    I'm out of options.
SIGN    TUE
[14:35] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[14:37] Saki
    We're doing it!
[14:38] Naoya
    Doing what?!
[14:39] Saki
    What else would you do in this situation?!
[14:42] Naoya
    W-Wait, Saki-chan...
[14:44] Naoya
    I thought we promised not
    to do these kinds of things.
[14:46] Saki
    You want to, though, don't you?
[14:49] Saki
    I'll keep it a secret for you.
[14:56] Saki
    H-How's that, Naoya?!
[14:59] Saki
    Can you stop yourself now?
[15:03] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:10] Naoya
    We can't.
[15:14] Naoya
    I can't lie like that to Minase-san.
[15:17] Naoya
    Let's not.
[15:20] Naoya
    I'll hear you out if there's
    something on your mind.
[15:23] Saki
    U-Um...
[15:28] Saki
    How can you be so calm?
[15:33] Saki
    I-Is it because my boobs are so small?!
[15:37] Saki
    Do you prefer Nagisa-chan's giant boobs?!
[15:43] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[15:48] Naoya
    Saki-chan! What's wrong?
[15:50] Naoya
    Saki—
[15:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[15:55] Naoya
    Wait!
[15:57] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
SIGN    I'm going home
SIGN    Saki
[16:04] Saki
    I'm going home.
SIGN    Neighbors
[16:12] Saki
    Do you prefer Nagisa-chan's giant boobs?!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Do you want
    Nagisa-chan's
    giant boobs?!
[16:15] Nagisa
    Huh?!
SIGN    Huh!?
[16:21] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, is something wrong?
[16:24] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[16:25] Naoya
    Saki-chan left home.
[16:28] Nagisa
    She left? Why?
[16:30] Naoya
    She asked me if I prefer your huge boobs.
[16:33] Nagisa
    I don't get it!
[16:35] Nagisa
    Wait, if Saki-chan left home...
[16:39] Nagisa
    Does that mean I'm living

    with Naoya-kun by myself?

[16:42] Nagisa
    Is this the beginning of our life together?
[16:49] Naoya
    Kiss me.
[16:53] Naoya
    Sorry to worry you.
[16:56] Naoya
    I'll make sure Saki-chan and I make up.
[17:00] Nagisa
    Right, of course.
[17:01] Naoya
    She's not replying to my messages.
    And it's late at night.
[17:05] Naoya
    I'll try talking to her in the morning.
[17:07] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[17:09] Nagisa
    It's my chance to be alone with Naoya-kun.
[17:12] Nagisa
    But if I'm thinking of Naoya-kun...
[17:16] Nagisa
    Is there anything I can do?
[17:19] Naoya
    Thanks.
[17:20] Naoya
    But I have to solve this.
[17:23] Naoya
    So...
[17:25] ---
    I'm not going to rest or
    sleep until we make up!
[17:29] Nagisa
    Please don't put yourself in danger!
[17:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan must be worried about
    my relationship with two girls.
[17:36] Nagisa
    Are you really...
[17:38] Naoya
    I want to put her at ease as soon as I can.
[17:41] Naoya
    I'm going to stay up all night
    to write a love letter to her!
[17:46] Nagisa
    Could I at least make you a nutritious meal?
[17:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:55] Naoya
    Let me talk to you, please!
[17:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[17:58] Saki
    Shut up! Don't talk to me!
[18:00] Naoya
    Then read this letter I wrote for you!
[18:05] Saki
    So heavy!
[18:07] Saki
    I'm not reading that!
[18:11] Naoya
    Fine...
[18:12] Naoya
    "My Feelings for Saki-chan: Chapter One!
[18:15] Naoya
    My love is..."
[18:15] Saki
    Don't read it out loud!
[18:18] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[18:22] Naoya
    I'm not done yet.
[18:25] Naoya
    I'll give you 100,000 yen worth of
    gacha pulls from the game you like!
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
SIGN    Seishoujin Summon
SIGN    <<Limited Time>>
SIGN    Summon 1
SIGN    Summon 10
[18:29] Naoya
    I used my savings!
[18:32] Naoya
    If you talk to me, I'll give you my account.
[18:35] Naoya
    Ten pulls, twenty pulls, thirty pulls...
[18:38] Nagisa
    Oh, your money...
SIGN    There, I did them all!
[18:42] Naoya
    Wait...
[18:43] Naoya
    Not a single five-star!
[18:47] Saki
    Don't expect to buy me off like that!
[18:50] Naoya
    That didn't work.
[18:52] Nagisa
    You're going too far.
[18:56] Naoya
    Saki-chan! Saki-chan!
[18:58] Saki
    You're disturbing the neighbors!
[19:00] Naoya
    I bought cakes from a bunch
    of popular cake shops.
[19:06] Naoya
    Let's talk properly!
[19:09] Saki
    I-I don't want any!
[19:12] Nagisa
    You should take a break.
[19:15] Naoya
    Saki-chan... Saki-chan...
[19:18] Naoya
    I went all over town and took a
    ton of cute cat and dog videos.
[19:26] Saki
    Th-There are plenty of those online!
[19:30] Nagisa
    Were you up all night again?
[19:33] Naoya
    Saki-chan... Saki-chan...
[19:38] Naoya
    I organized my notes... from class... for you.
[19:44] Saki
    I have zero interest in that.
[19:48] Nagisa
    Seriously, take a break!
[19:51] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:55] Naoya
    Sa... Saki-chan...
[19:58] Naoya
    Please...
[19:59] Naoya
    T-Talk to me...
[20:01] Nagisa
    You haven't slept for three days.
[20:04] Saki
    Jeez!
[20:05] Saki
    Go have fun with big-boobs Nagisa-chan.
[20:09] Naoya
    I-I see...
[20:10] Naoya
    You're worried about your breast size.
[20:12] Saki
    W-Well... Not really!
[20:13] Naoya
    That doesn't bug me!
[20:17] Naoya
    My private account on Quitter!
[20:19] Naoya
    There are all sizes!
[20:22] Nagisa
    You don't have to do that!
[20:25] Saki
    Gross.
[20:30] Naoya
    Next...
[20:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[20:33] Nagisa
    Please, you're going to collapse.
[20:36] Nagisa
    Please.
[20:37] Nagisa
    Take a break.
[20:42] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[20:45] Naoya
    I'm all right.
[20:47] ---
    A-Am...
[20:51] Nagisa
    Am I not good enough?
[20:55] Nagisa
    I'll make every day fun,
    even without Saki-san.
[20:59] Nagisa
    I'll do anything for you, Naoya-kun.
[21:09] Naoya
    I'm honored that you feel that way about me.
[21:14] Naoya
    But I decided that if I'm going
    to go out with both of you,
[21:18] ---
    I won't give up on either one of you.
[21:21] Naoya
    Sorry.
[21:41] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[21:43] Nagisa
    It's not fair.
[21:47] Nagisa
    That's what I like about you, Naoya-kun.
[21:52] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:56] Nagisa
    All right, fine.
[21:58] Nagisa
    Let me do what I can, too.
[22:03] Nagisa
    Saki-san! Saki-san!
[22:06] Saki
    What?
[22:12] Naoya
    W-W-Wait!
[22:19] Naoya
    M-Minase-san?!
[22:23] Saki
    You...
[22:26] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[22:29] Nagisa
    Now you can talk!
[22:31] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[22:32] Saki
    Sh-Shoot!
[22:35] Nagisa
    Good luck.
[22:37] Naoya
    All right!
SIGN    Next Episode:
    The Persuasion
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend"
[24:12] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:14] Naoya
    What's your favorite season? Summer? Winter?
[24:16] Saki
    Summer, for sure.
[24:17] Saki
    Because there's summer break!
[24:18] Nagisa
    It's not one of the two choices,
    but I'd say spring.
[24:20] Nagisa
    That was the season when I met Naoya-kun.
[24:23] Saki
    This girl's lobbing some huge
    foreshadowing into the preview!

E4 - Girlfriend and Girlfriend

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[00:00] Naoya
    The three of us, in our
    two-timing relationship,
[00:03] ---
    started living together
    so we could grow closer.
[00:05] Naoya
    Things were going well for a while,
    but Saki-chan's acting weird!
[00:10] Naoya
    I can't...
[00:11] Naoya
    I would be betraying Minase-san.
[00:13] Naoya
    Huh? What's wrong?
[00:14] Naoya
    Wait!
[00:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan has gone home,
    and she won't open up to me,
[00:20] ---
    even if I give her what she loves:
    cake, games, or cat and dog videos.
[00:23] Naoya
    I needed to find a way to talk to her!
[00:26] Naoya
    And that's when Minase-san
    took one for the team!
[00:28] Naoya
    I'm not losing this opportunity!
[00:30] Naoya
    Please, talk to me!
[00:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
SIGN    Do not try this at home
[00:42] Naoya
    Why did you leave?
[00:45] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[00:46] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[00:49] Saki
    B-Because Nagisa-chan's...
[00:55] Saki
    better than me.
[01:03] Saki
    She tries so hard for you!
[01:07] Saki
    She's even good at cooking!
[01:09] Naoya
    That's not true! You're perfectly...
[01:11] Saki
    I can't do anything!
[01:16] Saki
    My boobs aren't even as big!
[01:18] Naoya
    Let's not go there!
[01:22] Saki
    Besides, I can't even think
    of anything I can do for you.
[01:30] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[01:32] Saki
    Anyway, that's all I've got to say.
[01:34] Saki
    You'll be happy with just
    Nagisa-chan soon enough!
[01:41] Naoya
    That's not true!
[01:43] Nagisa
    He's right, Saki-san.
[01:46] Saki
    Forget it.
[01:48] Saki
    Let me go!
[01:49] Naoya
    I'm really happy just getting to be with you.
[01:54] Saki
    I don't care!
[01:56] Saki
    At least tell me what you want me to do!
[01:59] Naoya
    You're good enough as you are!
[02:02] Saki
    You idiot!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    "Girlfriend and Girlfriend"
[03:48] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[03:51] Saki
    I want to...
[03:53] Saki
    I want to do something for Naoya, too.
[03:57] Saki
    Even just the other day...
[04:01] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya, is there anything you want me to do?
[04:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    No. In fact, is there
    anything you want me to do?
[04:08] Saki
    No, it's always been like that.
[04:11] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't mean to brag, but I'm
    terrible at doing chores.
[04:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    Of course. You can take a break.
[04:15] (Flashback) Naoya
    The bath's ready, too.
[04:17] (Flashback) Naoya
    I made some tea.
[04:19] Saki
    Even now!
[04:24] Saki
    Why don't you ask anything of me?!
[04:28] Nagisa
    S-S-Saki-san!
[04:38] Naoya
    Sure, there's a lot that I wish
    I could have you do for me.
[04:44] Naoya
    But I'm still responsible for
    having started this relationship.
[04:49] Naoya
    I think I need to first do
    my best for the both of you.
[04:53] Nagisa
    May I?
[04:56] Nagisa
    I can't blame Saki-san for having left.
[05:00] Naoya
    Huh? Minase-san?
[05:02] Nagisa
    There's so much I want to do for you, too,
    but you always tell me I'm doing enough.
[05:09] Nagisa
    You tell me you'll do it.
[05:12] Nagisa
    I can't stand that.
[05:14] Nagisa
    No!
[05:17] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[05:18] Nagisa
    I want to devote at least
    18 hours a day to you!
[05:23] Saki
    That's too much.
[05:26] Saki
    She's right, though.
[05:28] Saki
    I appreciate you doing things for me...
[05:32] Saki
    But I want to make you happy, too.
[05:38] Saki
    I want to make you love me more.
[05:42] Nagisa
    I get it, Saki-san.
[05:44] Saki
    Right?
[05:45] Saki
    I'm Naoya's...
[05:47] Nagisa
    I'm also Naoya-kun's...
[05:50] Nagisa
    ...girlfriend!
[05:50] Nagisa
    ...girlfriend!
[05:53] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[05:57] Nagisa
    Please don't take on the responsibility
    for dating two people all on your own!
[06:01] Saki
    You're an equal with the two of us.
[06:04] Saki
    Isn't that the whole point of dating?
[06:09] Naoya
    I thought I couldn't be allowed to be
    happy until I made the two of you happy,
[06:15] ---
    because I'm two-timing.
[06:22] Naoya
    I was stupid!
[06:23] Naoya
    Hit me!
[06:25] Nagisa
    No...
[06:28] Nagisa
    Saki-san?!
[06:31] Saki
    He told me what he wanted, so...
[06:34] Nagisa
    That's how you took it?!
[06:37] Naoya
    That's what I like about you.
[06:40] Naoya
    It's why you're fun to be around.
[06:44] Saki
    Naoya...
[06:47] Naoya
    And there's a lot that I want you to do.
[06:51] Naoya
    I want to see you smile more!
[06:53] Saki
    Y-You got it!
[06:55] Naoya
    And I want to see you angry more!
[06:57] Saki
    How's this?
[06:58] Naoya
    I want your home cooking!
[07:00] Saki
    I'll feed you char!
[07:01] Naoya
    I want to see your swimsuit in summer!
[07:02] Saki
    You'll see it!
[07:04] Naoya
    And someday, a three—
[07:07] Saki
    Not happening!
[07:11] Naoya
    And more than anything,
[07:13] ---
    I want the three of us to
    continue living together.
[07:25] Saki
    I know that.
[07:28] Saki
    Jeez.
[07:33] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[07:34] Saki
    Hey...
[07:35] Naoya
    Thanks.
[07:37] Naoya
    I'm glad you two are on the same page.
[07:43] Saki
    N-Nah, but...
[07:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan is still...
[07:48] Saki
    my r-rival!
[07:53] Nagisa
    Right.
[07:55] Nagisa
    I'm going to put up a fight.
[07:57] ---
    Nuh... G-g-ggh...
SIGN    Saki has returned home.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Staaare...
[08:00] Saki
    Those must be nice to squeeze.
[08:06] Nagisa
    Saki-san, dinner's ready!
[08:12] Nagisa
    I worked really hard on dinner
    to commemorate your return.
[08:17] Saki
    It looks delicious.
[08:19] Saki
    You worked so hard on this dinner,
[08:23] Saki
    and Naoya is...
[08:27] Nagisa
    He stayed up three whole nights to
    try to patch things up with you.
[08:32] Saki
    Oh, yeah...
[08:34] Nagisa
    Well, let's eat before it gets cold.
[08:37] Nagisa
    Time to eat!
[08:43] Saki
    Yum!
[08:44] Nagisa
    I'm glad you like it.
[08:47] Saki
    B-But just to be clear,
    you and I are still rivals.
[08:53] Nagisa
    I-I know.
[08:55] Nagisa
    But I like you, Saki-san.
[08:59] Nagisa
    I want us to be friends.
[09:04] Saki
    I do, too!
[09:08] Saki
    You're so adorable.
[09:11] Saki
    Although we're playing right into
    Naoya's hands if we get friendly.
[09:18] Saki
    You're so awesome, though!
[09:21] Saki
    It'll be so much fun if we become friends!
[09:23] Nagisa
    Y-You have high expectations.
[09:25] Saki
    No matter what we do, it'll be fun as hell!
[09:28] Nagisa
    Wait...
[09:29] Saki
    So how are we going to be friends?
[09:35] Saki
    I happen to like gaming.
[09:39] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:43] Saki
    Will you play with me?!
[09:48] Nagisa
    I used to play that game.
[09:51] Nagisa
    I'd totally do that.
[09:52] Saki
    Really?!
[09:55] Saki
    So how many hours did you play?
[09:59] Nagisa
    Um...
[10:00] Nagisa
    Probably about 1,000 hours.
[10:03] Saki
    Seriously? Wow!
[10:04] Nagisa
    I'm not good at it, though.
[10:06] Saki
    Would you really say that
    after 1,000 hours?
[10:09] Nagisa
    No, I'm really not.
[10:10] Saki
    Sure, sure.
[10:12] Saki
    Let's see what you've got.
[10:13] Saki
    I can't wait!
[10:15] Nagisa
    I'll d-do what I can!
[10:22] Saki
    Huh? You're dead already?
[10:25] Nagisa
    S-Sorry.
[10:27] Saki
    Don't worry. It's all right.
[10:30] Saki
    Okay, could you scout from
    the top of the mountain?
[10:33] Nagisa
    Okay.
SIGN    FALL
[10:38] Nagisa
    Sorry.
[10:41] Saki
    You can at least drive, right?
[10:45] Nagisa
    I'm going to crash!
SIGN    CRASH
[10:49] Saki
    You really do suck.
[10:51] Saki
    Can anyone who's played
    1,000 hours be this bad?
[10:54] Nagisa
    I'm sorry I couldn't live
    up to your expectations.
[10:57] Nagisa
    It's not fun playing with me, is it?
[11:02] Saki
    That's not true.
[11:05] Saki
    Carrying the team is actually fun!
[11:08] Saki
    I can really show off my skills!
[11:10] Nagisa
    Really?
[11:13] Saki
    All right.
[11:14] Saki
    We aren't going to sleep
    until I get you a kill.
[11:18] Nagisa
    I don't think we'll ever get to sleep, then.
[11:20] Saki
    Don't worry.
[11:22] Saki
    Just follow me.
[11:24] Saki
    O-Okay.
[11:26] Nagisa
    Enemy footsteps!
[11:29] Saki
    Ahead!
[11:31] Nagisa
    They got me again.
[11:33] Saki
    Oh, dear.
[11:35] Saki
    It's all right.
[11:36] Saki
    I'll help you... out!
[11:44] Saki
    You're so good, Saki-san!
[11:45] Saki
    Nah.
[11:47] Saki
    You're so cute when you die right away, too.
[11:50] Nagisa
    How is that cute?
[11:51] Saki
    Come on.
[11:53] Saki
    Hurry over here!
[11:57] Nagisa
    Not again.
[11:59] Saki
    Okay, one more time.
[12:07] Saki
    I'll give poor widdle you all my heals.
[12:09] Nagisa
    Am I a baby now?!
[12:16] Nagisa
    It looks like you're having
    a lot more fun now.
[12:21] Saki
    Yeah!
[12:22] Saki
    I'm having fun besting you
     at something for the first time!
[12:26] Nagisa
    I'm having mixed feelings!
[12:30] Saki
    Look, someone's AFK!
[12:33] Saki
    Come on.
[12:36] Saki
    Take careful aim.
[12:39] ---
    Right!
[12:40] Saki
    Aim really carefully.
[12:42] Saki
    Stay calm.
[12:44] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[12:49] Nagisa
    Fire!
[12:58] Saki
    Don't shoot me!
[13:01] Nagisa
    M-My hand slipped!
[13:03] Saki
    Was that revenge for me being better?
[13:05] Saki
    You're scary.
[13:07] Nagisa
    No, I really...
[13:09] Nagisa
    Saki-san, I, uh...
[13:17] Saki
    You're so hilarious, Nagisa-chan!
[13:20] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san?
[13:22] Saki
    Who misses in that situation?!
[13:24] Saki
    And the kill you finally got was on me!
[13:27] Nagisa
    I-I'm sorry.
[13:29] Saki
    It's fine.
[13:35] Saki
    That was fun.
[13:37] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[13:39] Saki
    Besides, I thought my rival was perfect,
    but she's actually really clumsy.
[13:44] Saki
    This is a welcome surprise.
[13:46] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[13:48] Naoya
    Hey, were you two playing together?
[13:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:53] Saki
    Well, Nagisa-chan's my rival, but she's cute.
[13:59] Saki
    Let's play again.
[14:01] Saki
    Add me as a friend.
[14:04] Nagisa
    Okay!
[14:10] Nagisa
    I know. I'll watch some MeTube
    gameplay videos and practice playing.
[14:16] Saki
    Can I watch, too?
SIGN    WIN RATE
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[14:19] Saki
    Oh, her.
[14:21] Saki
    She's one of the bad
    kind of booby streamers,
[14:23] Saki
    the ones who get views even though they suck.
[14:25] Saki
    Oh, but your boobies are good.
[14:29] Saki
    Look at this.
[14:30] Saki
    The thumbnail's so shameless.
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[14:32] Nagisa
    Th-That's true.
[14:34] Saki
    I hate her more than every
    other MeTuber right now.
[14:37] Naoya
    Huh?
[14:39] Naoya
    That uniform in the background...
[14:41] Naoya
    Isn't that from our school?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:49] Naoya
    I actually like the videos on this channel.
[14:52] Saki
    Naoya's hooked on boobs!
[15:01] Shino
    Morning, Sakisaki.
[15:02] ---
    Oh, good morning.
[15:04] Shino
    Walking to school together again?
[15:06] Shino
    You two sure are attached at the hip.
[15:10] Shino
    Oh, yeah, for our club
    meeting today, Sensei is...
[15:24] Saki
    It's a steak lunch!
[15:29] Saki
    Yum!
[15:31] Saki
    Let's play again when we
    get home, Nagisa-chan.
[15:34] Nagisa
    Okay.
[15:35] Nagisa
    I've been studying videos in preparation.
[15:41] Nagisa
    The thumbnail for that video changed.
[15:44] Saki
    Which video?
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
SIGN    WIN RATE
[15:47] Nagisa
    The one by that "Milika" person,
    with our uniform in the background.
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[15:52] Saki
    It's the bad booby streamer!
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
SIGN    TOP SNIPER
[15:54] Saki
    Oh, but your boobies are good.
[15:59] Nagisa
    The title hasn't changed, either.
[16:01] Nagisa
    It's just the thumbnail.
[16:05] Saki
    Maybe she really is from our school,
    if she had to hide her uniform.
[16:10] Naoya
    Seems like it.
[16:12] Saki
    What a loser, though.
[16:14] Saki
    If you have something to hide,
    you have to be really careful, like us.
[16:18] Saki
    The gym storage door is always locked.
[16:22] Saki
    And I'm careful to lock the window,
    too, since it's the only other way in.
[16:36] Saki
    I forgot to lock the window!
[16:41] Mirika
    There are people here!
[16:49] Saki
    Wow, she's cute.
[16:53] Saki
    W-We need an excuse!
[16:54] Naoya
    Right!
[16:55] Naoya
    Let's see...
[16:57] Mirika
    One guy and two girls in the gym storage?
[17:02] Mirika
    Were you people...
[17:05] Mirika
    doing something nasty?
[17:07] Mirika
    The three of you?
[17:07] Saki
    Nope!
[17:09] Mirika
    I don't believe you.
[17:11] Naoya
    It's true!
[17:13] ---
    Naoya...
[17:14] Naoya
    I may be two-timing, but I promised
     not to do anything sexy!
[17:19] Naoya
    Especially not a threes—
[17:20] Saki
    You idiot!
[17:24] Mirika
    Huh? Two-timing?
[17:27] Saki
    No, um...
[17:29] Mirika
    Are you guys...
[17:35] Mirika
    Are you three in a relationship together?
[17:39] Saki
    N-No, um...
[17:41] Nagisa
    W-We're, um...
[17:44] Naoya
    Shoot...
[17:46] Naoya
    We've been caught!
[17:48] Saki
    At least make an effort to deceive her!
[17:51] Mirika
    Seriously? You're so weird.
[17:54] Nagisa
    Huh? Isn't she...
[17:56] Saki
    Please, don't tell anyone.
[17:59] Mirika
    Yeah? A secret, huh?
[18:03] Mirika
    I don't know...
[18:07] Mirika
    What should I do?
[18:11] Mirika
    It's hilarious how freaked out you are.
[18:15] Saki
    I-I'm begging you!
[18:17] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[18:19] Nagisa
    Um, are you...
[18:20] Naoya
    I've got this, you two!
[18:27] Naoya
    Take this and keep your mouth shut.
[18:31] Mirika
    Wh-What is this?
[18:38] Naoya
    Inside is 200,000 yen.
[18:40] Mirika
    So sketchy!
[18:42] Naoya
    I've saved up that money since
    I was a kid. It's my life savings.
[18:45] Naoya
    I kept it on me in case
    something like this happened.
[18:47] Mirika
    For something like this? This?
[18:50] Mirika
    Wh-What's up with this guy?
[18:53] Mirika
    T-Too bad for you, though.
[18:55] Mirika
    I have plenty of money.
[18:59] Mirika
    I make more than this every month.
[19:03] Naoya
    As a high schooler? No way.
[19:04] Nagisa
    Hey, are you...
[19:06] Naoya
    You're not...
[19:08] Naoya
    doing something reprehensible
    to make money, are you?!
[19:11] ---
    Huh?
[19:11] Naoya
    You are cute, and you have huge eyes, but...
[19:14] Nagisa
    H-Hey!
[19:16] Naoya
    But what if your client
    is a dangerous grown-up?!
[19:22] Naoya
    He might deceive you,
    con you, and mess you up.
[19:26] Naoya
    And he'll record the act and sell it.
[19:29] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it...
[19:31] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it...
[19:32] Naoya
    Record the act and sell it!
[19:35] Mirika
    Oh, no!
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SIGN    Hoshizaki★Rika's
    unexpected debut!
SIGN    Milika's
SIGN    Her pure heart steals yours!♥♥
[19:40] Naoya
    Before you know it, you'll be
    a super-popular adult star!
[19:43] Mirika
    Go, me!
[19:46] Mirika
    Wait...
[19:47] Mirika
    I'm not doing that!
[19:48] Naoya
    Are you sure?
[19:49] Naoya
    Then what about the money?
[19:51] Mirika
    Do you even get the situation you're in?
[19:54] Nagisa
    Hey...
[19:56] Nagisa
    You're Milika-san, the MeTuber, right?
[20:01] Mirika
    Huh?
[20:02] Saki
    Huh?
[20:03] Saki
    S-Seriously?
[20:05] Nagisa
    Yes.
[20:06] Nagisa
    She has the same eyes and hair.
[20:09] Nagisa
    And she has big breasts.
[20:11] Nagisa
    The money you're talking
    about is from video views, right?
[20:15] Mirika
    I have n-no idea what you're talking about.
[20:17] Saki
    Now that you mention it...
[20:20] Nagisa
    And above all, our uniform
    was in your thumbnail.
[20:26] Nagisa
    I took a screenshot of it.
[20:28] Mirika
    But I saw that and deleted it
    right after I uploaded it!
[20:32] Mirika
    Shoot!
[20:39] Saki
    I see.
[20:41] Saki
    We're even now.
[20:43] Saki
    No, we have the upper hand.
[20:47] Saki
    You don't want your identity
    getting out, do you?
[20:50] Saki
    Oh, I bet you came here because you didn't
    want people to figure out who you are.
[20:56] Mirika
    I-I'll kill you if you tell anyone!
[21:00] Saki
    I don't know...
[21:02] Saki
    What should I do?
[21:11] Saki
    Did I take it too far?
[21:13] Saki
    Sorry!
[21:16] Saki
    There. Now we're even.
[21:21] Saki
    I went too far.
[21:22] Saki
    But I feel better now.
[21:23] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[21:25] Saki
    Don't worry.
[21:27] Saki
    I'd never tell anyone.
[21:30] Mirika
    Y-You'd better not.
[21:34] Naoya
    Not to worry!
[21:36] Naoya
    Even if you tell people about us,
    I'll take your secret to the grave!
[21:42] Naoya
    I won't perpetuate a cycle of sadness!
[21:47] Saki
    Nah, I'd say it, if it came to that.
[21:50] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[21:56] Mirika
    You're good people, for a bunch
    of weirdos in a threesome.
[22:02] Saki
    Who are you calling a weirdo?
[22:06] Mirika
    I know!
[22:10] Mirika
    I've made up my mind.
[22:12] Mirika
    You there.
[22:15] Mirika
    I'll be your girlfriend, too!
[22:22] Saki
    Huh?
[22:24] Nagisa
    Huh?
[22:26] Naoya
    Uh?
[22:31] ---
    What?!
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    My uniform's in
     the thumbnail!
[22:38] Mirika
    My uniform's in the thumbnail!
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    "A Third Girlfriend!?"
[24:12] Nagisa
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Do you play or watch games?
[24:14] Saki
    I totally play. I love gaming!
[24:17] Mirika
    I play.
[24:18] Mirika
    I earn views on gameplay footage.
[24:20] Mirika
    And I earn more views with my cleavage!
[24:21] Saki
    I will not allow the desecration of gaming!
[24:23] Saki
    I'm downvoting your videos
    and trolling your comments!
[24:25] Mirika
    Don't you dare!

E5 - A Third One!?

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[00:00] Mirika
    Milika here!
[00:02] Mirika
    In this video, I try walking in on three
    of my classmates in a relationship.
[00:08] Mirika
    I thought about messing with them, but...
[00:13] Mirika
    They found out I'm secretly a MeTuber!
[00:17] Mirika
    I'm going to have to become
    this weirdo's girlfriend now!
[00:23] Mirika
    I'll be your girlfriend, too!
[00:26] ---
    What?
[00:27] Saki
    You? Become Naoya's girlfriend?
[00:30] Mirika
    That's right.
[00:31] Mirika
    I, Milika-sama, the heartbreakingly cute
    streamer, will be your third girlfriend.
[00:38] Saki
    Wh-What are you trying to do?
[00:40] Nagisa
    Um...
[00:42] Nagisa
    Maybe, now that her identity's out,
[00:46] ---
    she wants a man to protect her
    from creepy stalkers and stuff.
[00:50] Mirika
    N-N-N-N-N-N-No way!
[00:54] Saki
    She's so obvious!
[00:57] Mirika
    Why would I ever ask anyone for help?
[01:02] Mirika
    Um...
[01:05] Mirika
    I j-just felt like it's time I had a boyfriend.
[01:09] Saki
    Such a sloppy lie.
[01:11] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[01:13] Naoya
    She says that's not it, so that's not it.
[01:15] Saki
    How are you so gullible?!
[01:18] Mirika
    Aren't you happy?
[01:21] Mirika
    My long, slender legs.
[01:24] Mirika
    My glamorous body.
[01:25] Mirika
    My long lashes and clear eyes...
[01:29] Mirika
    You won't come across
    many girls as pretty as me.
[01:32] Mirika
    Will you?
[01:33] Naoya
    T-True.
[01:35] Saki
    Naoya?!
[01:37] Naoya
    I think you're really cute.
[01:40] Mirika
    Of course.
[01:41] Naoya
    I've actually seen your videos
    and thought you're attractive.
[01:45] Mirika
    Right?
[01:47] Naoya
    It'd be like a dream if I could
    make you my girlfriend.
[01:51] Mirika
    Aw...
[01:55] Naoya
    But... sorry.
[02:02] Mirika
    Huh?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    "A Third One!?"
[03:39] Mirika
    Huh?
[03:41] Naoya
    Sorry.
[03:43] Naoya
    I can't date you.
[03:47] Saki
    Naoya! Well said!
[03:49] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[03:52] Mirika
    Y-You're going to reject me?!
[03:59] Mirika
    W-Wait, you!
[04:01] Mirika
    Are you actually going to reject me?
[04:02] Naoya
    I'm sorry. Really.
[04:04] Naoya
    If you're just looking for a boyfriend,
    you'll find one in no time.
[04:11] Mirika
    But I'm so cute, and I'm huge on MeTube.
[04:15] Mirika
    I'm obviously better than those two!
[04:20] Naoya
    Is that really how you choose who to date?
[04:24] Mirika
    Are you actually that proper?!
[04:26] Mirika
    You're already dating two girls!
[04:28] Mirika
    What's wrong with you?!
[04:30] Naoya
    There'd be no end to it if
    I dated everyone who's cute.
[04:33] Mirika
    Says a two-timer!
[04:37] Naoya
    I want you to understand that,
     more than anything,
[04:40] ---
    I want to make my two girlfriends happy.
[04:43] Saki
    Naoya...
[04:45] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[04:51] Mirika
    You'd have to be an idiot to reject me!
[04:56] Naoya
    True...
[04:57] Saki
    Naoya!
[04:57] Saki
    Naoya-kun!
[04:59] Mirika
    Right?
[05:01] Naoya
    But...
[05:02] Naoya
    Sorry.
[05:05] Mirika
    What's your deal?!
[05:06] Saki
    Get it now?
[05:08] Saki
    Naoya already has enough
    girlfriends in the two of us.
[05:14] Mirika
    Damn you...
[05:17] Saki
    Huh?
[05:19] Nagisa
    What are you...
[05:24] Nagisa
    They're G cups!
[05:27] Nagisa
    I work on my waist to
    maintain my figure, too!
[05:31] Saki
    G...
[05:33] Saki
    A, B, C, D, E, F...
[05:35] Saki
    G?!
[05:37] Nagisa
    I lose.
[05:38] Mirika
    You might get a chance to squeeze
    these G cups if you go out with me.
[05:43] Naoya
    That may be, but...
[05:46] Mirika
    Y-You can try them out right now.
[05:54] Naoya
    I don't care about your G cups.
[05:56] Naoya
    I'd rather squeeze the
    boobs of a girl I like!
[06:02] Mirika
    I-I can't believe I've been
    defeated by the likes of him.
[06:08] ---
    Why?
[06:09] Mirika
    How pitiful...
[06:14] Saki
    Um...
[06:16] Saki
    Wanna get going?
[06:19] Saki
    What should we have for dinner?
[06:22] Nagisa
    I was thinking nikujaga.
[06:24] Naoya
    Sounds nice.
[06:25] Mirika
    Don't just abandon me!
[06:26] Mirika
    Wait, dinner?
[06:28] Mirika
    You guys aren't...
[06:31] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[06:32] Mirika
    Wait up!
[06:35] Mirika
    Are you three living together?!
[06:38] Saki
    Shoot...
[06:39] Saki
    Let's run!
[06:40] Nagisa
    R-Right.
[06:41] Saki
    Hurry, Naoya-kun!
[06:45] Mirika
    Hold it right there!
[06:50] Saki
    Naoya!
[06:50] Saki
    Naoya-kun!
[07:03] Mirika
    I'll live with you, too.
[07:08] Mirika
    Listen up...
[07:09] Mirika
    I'll let you shoot me down today.
[07:12] Mirika
    But I'm going to live with you and
    make you see what makes me so good.
[07:19] Mirika
    I'll even pay rent.
[07:20] Mirika
    And for food.
[07:22] Mirika
    And for power and heating and Internet.
[07:24] Mirika
    That's good enough for you, isn't it?
[07:27] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[07:30] Naoya
    I don't condone a man and woman living under
    the same roof if they aren't in a relationship.
[07:34] Mirika
    How are you so proper?!
[07:37] Mirika
    How are you so proper when you're a two-timer?!
[07:47] Mirika
    I'll be back!
[07:53] Naoya
    Nom, nom, nom...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[07:54] Nagisa
    We'd forgotten to eat,
    so we had to make it quick.
SIGN    The Next Day
    After School
[08:01] Saki
    I'm home.
[08:04] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, what's for dinner?
[08:11] Saki
    What's up?
[08:17] Saki
    Wh-What is that?
[08:19] Saki
    A tent?
[08:28] Saki
    Milika!
[08:30] Mirika
    If I can't live under the same roof,
     I'll live in the yard.
[08:35] Naoya
    Oh, I get it. That's one solution.
[08:37] Saki
    Is this really the time to be impressed?!
[08:40] Nagisa
    But how did you know where we live?
[08:42] Mirika
    Don't underestimate the Milika-sama.
[08:45] Mirika
    I secretly followed you here.
[08:47] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm so hungry.
[08:49] (Flashback) Saki
    I can't wait for Nagisa-chan's dinner.
[08:52] (Flashback) Naoya
    Yeah.
[08:56] Nagisa
    You're practically a stalker!
[08:59] Mirika
    I'll make you regret humiliating me.
[09:04] Mirika
    Just you wait!
[09:06] Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[09:13] Saki
    Should we call the cops?
[09:17] Mirika
    D-Don't!
SIGN    We have a new (outdoor) tenant...
SIGN    Newbie
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[09:24] Mirika
    Setting up the tent was hard...
[09:33] Naoya
    I can't believe she'd...
[09:34] Saki
    ...start living in a tent in the yard.
[09:38] Mirika
    I'm camping out here until
    you fall in love with me.
[09:41] Saki
    What a nuisance.
[09:43] Naoya
    What do we do?
[09:45] Nagisa
    Living in a tent sounds tough, though.
[09:49] Nagisa
    I don't think she's going to last.
[09:51] Naoya
    Yeah.
[09:52] Naoya
    They did say it's going to be chilly tonight.
[09:55] Mirika
    Don't underestimate me!
[10:02] Mirika
    S-So cold...
[10:04] Mirika
    It's May...
[10:06] Mirika
    What's happening?
[10:07] Mirika
    I'm d-dying...
[10:09] Mirika
    I'm going to die!
[10:26] Naoya
    Milika-san.
[10:28] Naoya
    Stop putting yourself
    in danger and go home.
[10:34] Mirika
    I-I told you, I'm not going
    home until you fall for me!
[10:39] Naoya
    You're still saying that?!
[10:42] Naoya
    Are you going to live out there forever?
[10:43] Mirika
    You ass!
[10:46] Naoya
    I care about my two girlfriends.
[10:49] Naoya
    Please give up.
[10:50] Saki
    Yeah.
[10:51] Mirika
    Everyone's making fun of me.
[10:56] Mirika
    Hell no!
[10:58] Mirika
    I just need to buy an expensive
    sleeping bag to bear the cold!
[11:04] Mirika
    And I can just kill all the bugs!
[11:08] Mirika
    I'll stock up on everything I need!
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SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
SIGN    Confirm Order
SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
SIGN    Confirm Order
SIGN    Arrives Tomorrow
[11:15] Mirika
    Now I just need to hang on until it arrives!
[11:19] Mirika
    And to make sure I don't run out of money...
[11:24] Mirika
    I'll shoot videos to keep it coming in!
[11:33] Mirika
    Milika here!
[11:34] Mirika
    Today, I'm going to survive out in
    the cold in nothing but a T-shirt.
[11:48] Mirika
    S-So cold...
[11:50] Naoya
    Why are you so lightly dressed, then?
[11:54] Mirika
    It's the cleavage that earns the clicks!
[11:58] Nagisa
    Sh-She's so strong.
[12:01] Saki
    Her cleavage...
[12:03] Mirika
    I climbed up from F-tier MeTuber status.
[12:05] Mirika
    I'll show you what I'm made of!
[12:13] Mirika
    I can overcome the cold with exercise.
[12:16] Mirika
    One, two, three...
[12:20] Mirika
    Four, five, six...
[12:27] Mirika
    My chest's right in the shot.
[12:29] Mirika
    One, two, three...
[12:34] Mirika
    Four, five, six...
[12:40] Mirika
    Good, they're bouncing!
[12:46] Mirika
    Good, I'm getting warm!
[12:49] Mirika
    It's working!
[12:51] Saki
    She's actually going to stay until morning.
[12:53] Nagisa
    She's got a lot of stamina.
[12:56] Mirika
    Time to take a break.
[13:01] Mirika
    I-I can't!
[13:02] Mirika
    It gets cold as soon as I stop!
[13:06] Mirika
    I-I can't keep this up all night!
[13:16] Naoya
    I'm not falling for her.
[13:18] Nagisa
    How sad.
[13:21] Saki
    Go home! Go home!
[13:24] Mirika
    I'm not giving up!
[13:28] Mirika
    Shake them! Shake them!
[13:33] Mirika
    I-It's still only 2:00 AM.
[13:36] Mirika
    I'm going viral!
[13:40] Mirika
    Hurry up, Amazun!
[13:45] Mirika
    Ramen! Yum!
[13:48] Mirika
    I'm already cold again!
SIGN    Saturday, May 15
[13:56] Nagisa
    She's still at it.
[14:11] Mirika
    I-It's finally morning.
[14:17] A
    Delivery.
[14:29] Mirika
    It's here!
[14:30] Mirika
    My stuff's here!
[14:33] Nagisa
    S-So many packages...
[14:36] Mirika
    I have nothing to fear now.
[14:39] Mirika
    See this? This is me actually trying.
[14:42] Mirika
    Well?
[14:43] Mirika
    Say something.
[14:45] Naoya
    Uh...
[14:48] Naoya
    You should go home and take a shower.
[14:54] Saki
    You smell horrible.
[15:02] Mirika
    I sweated like crazy!
[15:07] Mirika
    I'm not done yet!
SIGN    Water
[15:09] Mirika
    Search! Search! Search!
SIGN    Survival
SIGN    Heating
[15:12] Mirika
    Fill a black bag with water...
[15:16] Mirika
    Throw it in a bag lined with tin foil...
[15:24] Mirika
    And leave it in the sun.
SIGN    Don't forget to film!
[15:29] Mirika
    One hour.
[15:37] Mirika
    Two hours. Done.
[15:42] Mirika
    Tighten the ropes, hang it up...
[15:47] Mirika
    Open some holes, and...
[15:52] Mirika
    That feels great!
[15:57] Mirika
    So warm!
[16:02] Mirika
    Bliss!
[16:07] Mirika
    How about that?
[16:10] Mirika
    Are you impressed?
[16:13] Naoya
    Y-You're so strong.
[16:17] Mirika
    Told you!
[16:19] Saki
    She's actually going to live here.
[16:21] Nagisa
    What do we do?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[16:24] ---
    Wash, wash, wash.
[16:26] Saki
    No looking!
SIGN    Grab
[16:33] Saki
    What a pain this has turned into.
[16:36] Nagisa
    Yeah.
[16:37] Nagisa
    She really seems committed.
[16:40] Nagisa
    She's cute, she's got a good figure,
     and she's really aggressive.
[16:48] Saki
    All right.
[16:49] Saki
    I have a plan, Nagisa-chan.
[16:51] Saki
    Hear me out.
[16:53] Saki
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[16:55] ---
    What?!
[16:56] Nagisa
    I don't know, Saki-san...
[16:58] Saki
    Do you really want her evil boobs
    to take Naoya away from us?
[17:03] Nagisa
    Well...
[17:10] Naoya
    Unless I do something about
    the problem with Milika-san...
[17:15] Naoya
    Going out with Saki-chan and Minase-san,
[17:19] ---
    and making them both happy,
    isn't going to be easy.
[17:24] Naoya
    I need to really think about it more.
[17:27] Naoya
    What can I do?
[17:30] Saki
    Naoya.
[17:32] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[17:34] Naoya
    What's wrong?
[17:36] Saki
    It's about Milika.
[17:37] Saki
    We decided we have to do something.
[17:43] Naoya
    I feel that way, too.
[17:46] Saki
    So...
[17:57] Saki
    How about this?
[18:04] Nagisa
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[18:06] Saki
    We need to hang in there for our goal!
[18:09] Naoya
    Sorry, I might not have
    been feeling the same way.
[18:13] Naoya
    Why are you in your swimsuits?
[18:15] Saki
    Huh?
[18:16] Saki
    O-Obviously...
[18:18] Saki
    Because if we make you happy
    and get closer to you,
[18:22] ---
    it won't matter anymore
    if Milika messes with you.
[18:27] (Flashback) Mirika
    I will be your third girlfriend.
[18:30] (Flashback) Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me!
[18:35] Saki
    You want to see us in swimsuits, don't you?
[18:38] Saki
    You pervert.
[18:40] Naoya
    Isn't that too on-the-nose?!
[18:43] Saki
    What?!
[18:44] Saki
    What, then?
[18:46] Naoya
    Ow!
[18:47] Saki
    Are you disappointed or something?
[18:49] Naoya
    O-Of course not, but...
[18:52] Saki
    But?
[18:54] Nagisa
    Wait, Saki-san!
[19:10] Nagisa
    S-Sorry!
[19:12] Naoya
    I-It's fine.
[19:13] Nagisa
    B-But...
[19:16] Nagisa
    I'd be glad if you appreciated that.
[19:20] Naoya
    You, too, Minase-san?!
[19:23] Saki
    Not bad, Nagisa-chan.
[19:25] Nagisa
    That was obviously an accident!
[19:29] Saki
    I can't fall behind!
[19:40] Saki
    Th-They're too small! I can't hit him!
[19:54] Saki
    D-Did you see?
[19:57] Naoya
    A little.
[19:58] Saki
    I gave away too much!
[20:01] Saki
    No, but...
[20:03] Saki
    Naoya's going to be obsessed with me now.
[20:06] Naoya
    Huh? Um...
[20:10] Naoya
    Is that all you wanted?
[20:13] Saki
    By "that," do you mean my boobs?!
[20:15] Naoya
    That's not it!
[20:17] Naoya
    Shouldn't we be thinking about
    how to deal with Milika-san?!
[20:20] Naoya
    There's a lot we ought to be doing.
[20:23] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[20:24] Nagisa
    Saki-san said we could seduce
    you in our swimsuits.
[20:28] Nagisa
    I did think it was a bit too blatant, but...
[20:31] Saki
    You did?!
[20:33] Nagisa
    But...
[20:35] ---
    I think it's important to spend lots of
    time with you and make you like us more.
[20:42] Nagisa
    I want to do that, too.
[20:45] Nagisa
    So I put on my swimsuit,
    even though I was embarrassed.
[20:50] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[20:52] Nagisa
    I finally got to go out with Naoya-kun.
[20:54] Nagisa
    I wanted to make it last as long as I could.
[21:02] Nagisa
    It's true that we can't let our guard
    down when it comes to Milika-san.
[21:05] Nagisa
    I know there's a lot more
    that we need to consider.
[21:16] Nagisa
    But please look at us lots, too.
[21:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[21:25] Naoya
    She's right.
[21:28] Naoya
    That's right.
[21:33] Naoya
    There's a lot to do, but that
    was the most important thing.
[21:44] Naoya
    All right. I'll look at you lots.
[21:46] Nagisa
    Thank you!
[21:47] Naoya
    Staaare...
[21:54] Naoya
    Staaare...
[21:59] Naoya
    Staaare...
[22:02] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[22:05] Naoya
    Huh?
[22:09] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, you pervert.
[22:13] Naoya
    That wasn't my intention!
[22:15] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's hot.
[22:19] Mirika
    Milika here.
[22:23] Mirika
    Today on Milika's channel...
[22:28] Mirika
    I'm going to make you fall for me, Naoya.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Getting
     Changed
[22:35] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[22:36] Naoya
    Saki-san...
[22:37] Naoya
    Why did she have her swimsuit?
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "Tsun Is Dere"
[24:12] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Are you an outdoorsy type? Or indoorsy?
[24:14] Mirika
    Camping videos are popular,
    so the outside isn't bad.
[24:17] Nagisa
    I'm an indoors type.
[24:18] Nagisa
    I watch anime—I mean, movies and stuff.
[24:20] Naoya
    Anime?
[24:21] Nagisa
    No, I only watch the first episode of every
    new show and buy some merch and stuff.
[24:24] Nagisa
    I'm not really an otaku!
[24:25] Saki
    You totally are.

E6 - Tsun Is Dere

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[00:01] Naoya
    Milika-san is living in my yard.
[00:03] Naoya
    She declared that she's going
    to become my third girlfriend.
[00:06] Naoya
    She weathers the cold, the bugs,
    and the stench of her own sweat,
[00:12] ---
    resolved to stay until I fall for her.
[00:15] Naoya
    I have to do something in order
    to protect my two-timing life.
[00:19] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[00:20] Naoya
    I'm sorry for worrying you.
[00:22] Naoya
    Hang in there.
[00:23] Naoya
    I'll make sure Milika-san gives up!
[00:34] Nagisa
    She's completely gotten into tent life.
[00:37] Saki
    M-Milika's got tenacity.
[00:41] Naoya
    I have to do something about her.
[00:46] Mirika
    Oh, Naoya! Want some meat?
[00:50] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[00:52] Naoya
    Please, go home.
[00:55] Mirika
    I told you, I won't be satisfied
    until I make you fall for me!
[00:59] Naoya
    That's exactly the problem!
[01:01] Naoya
    I'm already a two-timer.
[01:06] Naoya
    I can't possibly become a three-timer!
[01:08] Naoya
    Not as a human being!
[01:11] Saki
    Not that two-timing is all right, either!
[01:13] Naoya
    Please understand.
[01:15] Naoya
    I can't return your feelings.
[01:17] Mirika
    Shut up!
[01:18] Mirika
    I can't go home after being
    rejected by someone like you.
[01:21] Naoya
    Please take down your tent!
[01:24] Mirika
    No way!
[01:27] Mirika
    I have my pride, too!
[01:29] Mirika
    Lay as much as a finger on my tent...
[01:33] Mirika
    And I'll throw red-hot coals at you.
[01:35] Mirika
    Hiss!
[01:37] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun, we should retreat.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    "Tsun Is Dere"
[03:17] Saki
    What a stubborn woman.
[03:19] Naoya
    It's all right.
[03:20] Naoya
    I'll make sure she leaves soon.
[03:23] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[03:24] Nagisa
    Maybe you don't need to force her.
[03:27] Nagisa
    We could convince her over time.
[03:30] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[03:31] Saki
    True.
[03:32] Saki
    Who knows what she might do if we push
    her too much, with the way she is?
[03:37] Nagisa
    You think so too, right?
[03:39] Saki
    Yeah.
[03:40] Saki
    We'll take care of her slowly and surely.
[03:43] Nagisa
    We will.
[03:44] Saki
    Got it, Naoya?
[03:45] Naoya
    Y-Yeah...
[03:55] Nagisa
    Milika-san's leaving.
[03:58] Saki
    Probably to use the restroom.
[03:59] Saki
    The only one around here
    is at the convenience store.
[04:01] Naoya
    It's our chance!
[04:05] Naoya
    Hello?
[04:06] Naoya
    I'd like an immediate pickup
    of some unwanted goods!
[04:10] Naoya
    Yes.
[04:11] Naoya
    A tent, sleeping bag, and
    miscellaneous camping gear.
[04:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[04:16] Saki
    Were you listening to us?
[04:17] Naoya
    The address is...
[04:19] Saki
    That's too aggressive!
[04:21] Naoya
    Why are you stopping me?
[04:23] Naoya
    Could it be, Saki-chan...
[04:26] Naoya
    You're okay with me dating three girls?!
[04:27] Saki
    Of course not!
[04:29] Naoya
    Then we have to hurry!
[04:31] Naoya
    Give me back my phone!
[04:32] Saki
    H-How does that work?!
[04:34] Saki
    Naoya-kun, calm down a little.
[04:39] Naoya
    But...
[04:41] Naoya
    I'm dating two girls!
[04:48] Nagisa
    We know that.
[04:50] Saki
    What are you talking about?
[04:52] Naoya
    Don't you worry that if Milika-san stays for
    too long, I might fall in love with her?
[04:59] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[05:00] Saki
    B-But when she said she'd be
    your girlfriend, you said no.
[05:06] Naoya
    I'm just a two-timing asshole, remember?!
[05:09] Saki
    Who says that about themselves?!
[05:11] Naoya
    If I were in your shoes, I'd be worried
    that I might fall for Milika-san.
[05:18] Nagisa
    W-Well, I guess...
[05:21] Nagisa
    In general, someone in my shoes...
[05:26] Nagisa
    might be, a little.
[05:27] Naoya
    A little?!
[05:29] Nagisa
    I'd be 80% worried that
    you'd be dating three girls.
[05:33] Naoya
    Right?!
[05:34] Naoya
    So we need to hurry!
[05:37] Naoya
    Saki-chan, your phone!
[05:39] Saki
    Relax!
[05:41] Saki
    That's only in general!
[05:44] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[05:45] Nagisa
    Exactly.
[05:46] Nagisa
    It's only been a short while since
    we started living together,
[05:52] ---
    but we've seen your effort
    and how serious you are.
[05:54] Saki
    Besides, you aren't even interested
    in liking her, are you?
[05:58] Naoya
    Of course not.
[06:00] Naoya
    But...
[06:03] Nagisa
    Then I'm not worried.
[06:06] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[06:07] Saki
    Yeah.
[06:09] Saki
    I trust you that much.
[06:13] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[06:16] Naoya
    Thanks.
[06:18] Naoya
    I'm so glad you're my girlfriends.
[06:23] Saki
    D-Don't mind it.
[06:25] Nagisa
    So let's take our time.
[06:30] Naoya
    But I...
[06:32] Naoya
    I don't have the confidence to say
    I definitely won't fall for her!
[06:48] Saki
    Yoink.
[06:51] Saki
    What the hell is that?!
[06:55] Naoya
    But I...
[06:57] Naoya
    I decided I'd cherish you forever.
[07:03] Naoya
    And yet I fell in love with Minase-san.
[07:09] Naoya
    I'm a weak-willed loser.
[07:12] Naoya
    I can't ever let myself forget that.
[07:15] Naoya
    I have to keep that in mind when I act.
[07:19] Naoya
    Milika-san's cute and tough.
[07:22] Naoya
    She works hard on her videos,
    and she gets results.
[07:24] Naoya
    I think she's amazing.
[07:26] Naoya
    It's really pathetic, but if she stuck
    around, I might see more in her...
[07:31] ---
    and even fall in love with her.
[07:33] Naoya
    So even if she hates me
    or gets angry at me...
[07:39] Naoya
    I know I'm pathetic...
[07:41] ---
    I know I'm pathetic, but I want to
    make an effort to love only you two.
[07:53] Saki
    Naoya...
[07:58] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san!
[08:01] Saki
    You can't get any more pathetic.
[08:06] Saki
    But I'm glad you told me
    before you fell for her!
[08:13] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:14] Saki
    Damn it! Let's drive her out.
[08:16] Nagisa
    If she gets angry at you,
    she can get angry at me, too.
[08:20] Naoya
    You two...
[08:24] Naoya
    Thanks. I'll do it.
[08:27] Nagisa
    Okay!
[08:28] Saki
    Do it!
SIGN    Dad
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:31] Text
    Rika, where are you?
[08:33] Text
    You never told me you were
    sleeping somewhere else!
[08:35] Text
    I'm at my friend's place.
[08:37] Text
    You have a friend?
[08:39] Text
    Her name's Saki!
[08:41] Text
    I'm busy! Bye!
[08:43] Text
    Hey, wait!
[08:44] Text
    You're in deep trouble when you get back!
[08:48] Naoya
    The pawn shop pickup says
    they'll be right here.
[08:51] Nagisa
    Okay.
[08:52] Saki
    We'll take care of the tent and stuff.
[08:56] Naoya
    I'll hold Milika-san back.
[08:59] Naoya
    We'll dismantle her tent
    and get her to go home.
[09:03] Naoya
    I need to make sure Saki-chan and Minase-san
[09:06] ---
    don't have to worry about me three-timing.
[09:10] Naoya
    Before I start wanting to!
[09:14] Saki
    Seriously, please...
[09:19] Mirika
    That's better.
[09:20] Naoya
    Milika-san!
[09:23] Mirika
    Naoya...
[09:25] Mirika
    What's up?
[09:28] Naoya
    Can we talk for a bit?
[09:31] Mirika
    No way.
[09:32] Mirika
    You're just going to tell me
    to go home or something.
[09:35] Mirika
    I'm busy coming up with a
    plan to make you fall for me.
[09:40] ---
    Wait...
[09:42] Naoya
    Let's think together, then.
[09:44] Mirika
    Are you stupid?
[09:45] Mirika
    Damn it! It'd be the
    embarrassment of a lifetime
[09:50] ---
    if a two-timing loser like
    you ends up rejecting me.
[09:53] Naoya
    Can we talk?
[09:55] Naoya
    O-Oh, yeah!
[09:56] Naoya
    What did you tell your parents?
[09:58] Mirika
    What does it matter?
[10:00] Mirika
    Right!
[10:00] Mirika
    Who cares about my parents?
[10:02] Mirika
    I'm not afraid of them.
[10:02] Naoya
    Left!
[10:06] Mirika
    Are you hiding something?
[10:08] Naoya
    Huh?
[10:09] Naoya
    No, not at all. I'm not trying
    to buy time or anything.
[10:12] ---
    You...
[10:14] Mirika
    Look, Saki and Nagisa are
    being harassed by delinquents!
[10:18] ---
    Huh?!
[10:20] ---
    My shin...
[10:23] Naoya
    M-Milika-san!
[10:30] Naoya
    That's my sleeping bag!
[10:33] Saki
    Shit, she's already here.
[10:35] Mirika
    What have you...
[10:37] Mirika
    My tent and barbecue set, too!
[10:40] Mirika
    All my stuff!
[10:45] Saki
    Naoya, what are you doing?
[10:47] Naoya
    Hey...
[10:48] ---
    H-How dare you?!
[10:50] Mirika
    T-Take this down!
[10:53] Naoya
    Sorry!
[10:55] Mirika
    Hey, let me go!
[10:57] Mirika
    Let me go!
[10:59] Naoya
    Saki-chan, Minase-san, hurry! Now!
[11:03] Nagisa
    Okay.
[11:04] Saki
    Got it.
[11:06] Mirika
    How dare you do this to me?
[11:08] Mirika
    I'll mess you up so bad, you'll shit yourself!
[11:10] Naoya
    I'll shit myself now, then!
[11:12] Mirika
    No!
[11:14] Mirika
    Damn it...
[11:20] Mirika
    No!
[11:22] Mirika
    Pervert!
[11:23] Mirika
    I'm being raped!
[11:26] Naoya
    W-Wait...
[11:27] Mirika
    Somebody!
[11:29] Mirika
    I'm being molested!
[11:31] Mirika
    Someone, help me!
[11:33] Mirika
    He's after my G cups!
[11:38] A
    What's going on?
[11:38] B
    A groper?
[11:39] C
    Huh?
[11:41] D
    Is that Mukai-san's son?
[11:43] E
    Is she all right?
[11:44] Mirika
    See?
[11:45] Mirika
    The whole neighborhood will think
    you're a pervert if you don't let go.
[11:57] Naoya
    I don't care!
[11:59] Mirika
    Wh-What?!
[12:01] Mirika
    S-Seriously?
[12:03] Mirika
    You're going to be an
    outcast your whole life!
[12:05] Naoya
    If that worried me...
[12:08] Naoya
    I wouldn't be two-timing!
[12:10] A
    Huh?
[12:10] B
    Two-timing?
[12:11] C
    What's going on?
[12:12] D
    Are they in an abusive relationship?
[12:13] Saki
    Don't go screaming that out loud!
[12:16] A
    Saki-chan, is it true?
[12:18] Saki
    He doesn't mean anything by it!
[12:20] Naoya
    Just hurry up and load the truck.
[12:22] Nagisa
    Okay.
[12:26] Mirika
    Do you have any idea...
[12:31] Mirika
    how much that camping gear cost?!
[12:36] ---
    Serves you right for messing with me!
[12:41] Naoya
    I'll pay for it, of course.
[12:43] Naoya
    How much do I owe you?
[12:45] Mirika
    Don't look up my skirt!
[12:47] Mirika
    A million yen.
[12:49] Mirika
    Pay me one million yen!
[12:51] Naoya
    Th-That much?!
[12:52] Mirika
    Well? You can't pay that much, can you?
[12:55] Saki
    Sh-She has to be lying!
[12:58] Mirika
    It's actually about 200,000 yen.
[13:01] Naoya
    All right.
[13:03] Naoya
    I'll work to make the money.
[13:04] Mirika
    What?! It's a million yen!
[13:07] Mirika
    But in return, you have to promise
    you'll stay away from me.
[13:14] Saki
    Naoya...
[13:15] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:17] A
    Um...
[13:19] A
    We're done loading up.
[13:23] A
    Here's the payment.
[13:25] Naoya
    Take it!
[13:26] Mirika
    Hey!
[13:31] Saki
    You... You did it.
[13:34] Mirika
    Wh-What's your problem?
[13:36] Mirika
    Why would you go so far?
[13:38] Mirika
    You're just a two-timing loser!
[13:42] Naoya
    It's true.
[13:43] Naoya
    I couldn't choose between the two of them.
[13:46] Naoya
    That's why I vowed to make them both happy.
[13:51] Mirika
    Y-You're...
[13:57] Naoya
    I'll do anything for them!
[14:15] Saki
    Fine. I'll work, too.
[14:18] Nagisa
    I'll help, too.
[14:20] Naoya
    Thanks, both of you.
[14:24] Mirika
    Wh-What's wrong with you?
[14:27] Mirika
    You're a two-timer.
[14:32] Mirika
    You aren't just a loser?
[14:42] Naoya
    Here. I wrote an IOU.
[14:46] Saki
    Now that we're going to pay you,
    you'd better stop following Naoya around.
[14:51] Mirika
    Well..
[14:53] Saki
    Well? What's wrong?
[14:56] Nagisa
    Milika-san?
[15:01] Mirika
    I-I...
[15:07] Mirika
    I don't need this!
[15:19] Mirika
    I'm not going home! Ever!
[15:24] Saki
    What?!
[15:31] Saki
    H-Hey!
[15:33] Saki
    What do you mean, you're not going home?
[15:35] Mirika
    It's not your problem!
[15:37] Naoya
    It's a problem for me
    if you stay at my place.
[15:40] Mirika
    Shut up!
[15:42] Mirika
    Y-You're paying me to go home
    and to stay away from you.
[15:48] Mirika
    I-I don't like that.
[15:58] Dad
    Rika!
[16:01] Mirika
    Crap!
[16:04] Dad
    I... I finally found you.
[16:08] Mirika
    Dad!
[16:10] Saki
    Milika's dad?
[16:12] Mirika
    How did you find me?
[16:14] Dad
    I asked around at school.
[16:18] Dad
    What are you doing here and not at home?
[16:21] Mirika
    Shut up!
[16:24] Mirika
    I have my reasons.
[16:26] Mirika
    I was staying at this kid's place.
[16:30] Dad
    Who is that guy?!
[16:33] Dad
    He isn't your boyfriend, is he?
[16:35] Naoya
    I'm not her boyfriend.
[16:38] Naoya
    I already have two girlfriends
    that I care deeply about.
[16:41] Dad
    What does that even mean?!
[16:43] Naoya
    I'm a two-timer!
[16:46] Saki
    You didn't need to mention that!
[16:49] Dad
    Huh? What?
[16:50] Dad
    Rika, you fell in love with a two-timer,
    and you're crashing at his place?
[16:55] Mirika
    It's not that I l-like him!
[16:59] Mirika
    I-I guess I wouldn't mind trying
    it out if he begs, though.
[17:07] Naoya
    I won't.
[17:09] Mirika
    Shut up!
[17:11] Saki
    Hey, Nagisa-chan...
[17:13] Nagisa
    Yes?
[17:14] Saki
    Do you think Milika's kind of...
[17:18] Saki
    fallen for Naoya?
[17:19] Nagisa
    Right?
[17:21] Nagisa
    I had that feeling, too.
[17:24] Saki
    She definitely likes him more now, right?
[17:27] Nagisa
    It'll be bad if she actually
    falls for him, right?
[17:30] Dad
    Don't date a guy like that.
[17:31] Mirika
    Leave me alone!
[17:32] Saki
    Naoya!
[17:33] Dad
    How am I supposed to leave you alone?!
[17:34] Saki
    Let's make Milika go home.
[17:36] Naoya
    Right.
[17:37] Dad
    He's a two-timer! It's not right!
[17:40] Naoya
    Um...
[17:41] Naoya
    I have no intention of dating Milika-san.
[17:44] Naoya
    Please leave.
[17:45] Dad
    Wha...
[17:46] Dad
    Are you saying my daughter isn't attractive?!
[17:50] Saki
    What an annoying dad!
[17:52] Dad
    She may be selfish, but I raised her
    the best I could as a single father.
[17:57] Naoya
    No, she's attractive.
[17:59] Dad
    What?
[18:00] Saki
    What?!
[18:02] Naoya
    I've only just met her, but she's
    got backbone and determination.
[18:06] Naoya
    More than anything, at her age, she's already
     gotten 50,000 subscribers on MeTube.
[18:10] Naoya
    Milika-san is attractive.
[18:13] Saki
    You didn't need to say that!
[18:15] Saki
    Look, her heart's skipped a beat!
[18:17] Naoya
    But that doesn't mean I'd go out with her.
[18:20] Dad
    Huh? MeTube?
[18:22] Dad
    Wait, Milika...
[18:24] ---
    Crap!
[18:27] Dad
    Are you...
[18:31] Dad
    I-Is this...
[18:33] Dad
    My daughter's breasts are being
    revealed to the whole world!
SIGN    Real Name
    Hoshizaki Rika
[18:38] Dad
    You're completely showing your breasts!
[18:41] Mirika
    This is why I've been hiding it!
[18:44] Naoya
    I'm sorry!
[18:46] Saki
    Looks like we're headed for a family meeting!
[18:48] Saki
    Take her home, Daddy.
[18:50] Dad
    Th-These shameful videos!
[18:56] Naoya
    Just a second.
[18:58] Naoya
    I don't think that's true.
[19:00] ---
    Uh, hey!
[19:02] Naoya
    Her videos aren't just her revealing herself.
[19:05] Naoya
    Her creativity, the ingenuity of her editing,
     her dedication to her audience...
[19:12] Naoya
    She's a entertainer, through and through.
[19:15] Saki
    Quit commenting on everything!
[19:17] Mirika
    You do get it...
[19:20] Saki
    Hey! Don't blush at that!
[19:22] Dad
    In any case, once we get home,
[19:25] ---
    you're going to explain your sleeping
     somewhere else and your videos.
[19:29] Saki
    Good going, Daddy!
[19:29] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[19:31] Dad
    Come with me.
[19:33] Dad
    Stop dreaming.
[19:37] Mirika
    Let me go!
[19:41] Saki
    She's so stubborn.
[19:46] Mirika
    The videos and the whole thing with Naoya
[19:50] ---
    are things that I'm doing
    on my own, for myself!
[19:54] Mirika
    No one can tell me what to do!
[19:59] Dad
    You don't even know how
    much you're worrying me.
[20:02] Dad
    If you won't stop with your selfishness...
[20:06] Dad
    I won't have it!
[20:08] Mirika
    My phone!
[20:09] Dad
    The guy is one thing...
[20:11] Dad
    But I can't have you revealing
    yourself to the whole world!
[20:15] Mirika
    H-Hey... You wouldn't...
[20:18] Dad
    This channel and all the videos on it...
[20:20] Mirika
    Hey!
[20:21] Mirika
    D-Don't...
[20:22] Mirika
    That's my only...
[20:25] Dad
    I'm deleting it all!
[20:27] Saki
    Naoya!
SIGN    Are you sure you want to delete your channel? Yes No
[20:37] Dad
    Give that back.
[20:38] Naoya
    Milika-san's dad,
[20:40] ---
    do you have any idea how much
    work it takes for a high schooler
[20:45] ---
    to get 50,000 subscribers?
[20:47] Naoya
    She puts an incredible amount
    of effort into recording.
[20:51] Naoya
    To an ordinary high schooler
    like me, she really is amazing.
[20:57] Saki
    I don't like where this is headed.
[21:00] Dad
    That may be...
[21:03] Dad
    But the way she bares her breasts...
[21:06] Naoya
    What's wrong with it?
[21:07] Naoya
    She chose to do it herself!
[21:09] Naoya
    Sure, I caused a lot of trouble
    trying to get her to leave, too,
[21:12] ---
    by selling her camping gear.
[21:15] Naoya
    But deleting her videos is too much!
[21:19] Saki
    Naoya!
[21:20] Saki
    Don't do anything else!
[21:25] Naoya
    I'll protect her now!
[21:38] Nagisa
    She's...
[21:40] Saki
    ...got the face of a girl in love!
[21:43] Dad
    Y-You...
[21:45] Saki
    Naoya, you've gone and done it now!
[21:47] Saki
    What do we do about her?!
[21:49] Naoya
    Done what?
[21:52] Mirika
    Well...
[21:57] Mirika
    There's something I need
    to think about carefully.
[22:00] Mirika
    I'm going home for now.
[22:03] Mirika
    So...
[22:05] Mirika
    Dad, the next time you try to delete
    my channel, I'm going to disown you.
[22:24] Mirika
    S-See you.
[22:33] Nagisa
    What's Naoya-kun going to do
    if Milika-san becomes serious?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:37] Saki
    Th-This could get ugly.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    "The Girlfriends' Challenge"
[24:12] A
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Do you like being the pursuer or the pursued?
[24:15] Saki
    Naoya's always pursuing me, so the pursued.
[24:17] Mirika
    The pursuer, obviously.
[24:18] Mirika
    I pursue so much, they can't run away.
[24:20] Naoya
    How you're true to yourself
     is attractive, Milika-san.
[24:22] Saki
    Naoya!
[24:23] Mirika
    I'm going to chase you down.
[24:25] Saki
    The girl's in love!

E7 - The Girlfriends' Challenge

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[00:00] Saki
    Milika managed to plant
    herself at Naoya's place.
[00:03] Saki
    Just when we were about
    to force her to leave...
[00:06] Saki
    Milika's father appeared!
[00:09] Saki
    He tried to drag her back home.
[00:11] Saki
    That's it! Go, Milika's Dad!
[00:14] Saki
    So why...
[00:16] Saki
    Damn it, Naoya! Why would you
    go all-out to defend her?!
[00:21] Saki
    Don't say any more!
[00:22] Saki
    Milika is... Milika is...
[00:24] Saki
    It was already too late.
[00:26] Saki
    Milika's face when she was about to leave...
[00:28] Saki
    It looked like the face of someone in love.
[00:31] Saki
    Ugh, it's really bad news if that aggressive,
[00:34] ---
    giant-mammary monster becomes
    serious about Naoya!
[00:38] Saki
    What are we supposed to do?!
[00:43] Saki
    Jeez.
[00:45] Saki
    This is such a pain.
[00:46] Nagisa
    Yeah...
[00:48] Nagisa
    I never thought Milika-san would
    actually fall in love with Naoya-kun.
[00:53] Saki
    Although it doesn't seem
    like Naoya's noticed.
[00:56] Nagisa
    If Milika-san actually confesses
    to him, Naoya-kun might...
[01:04] Saki
    We need to do what we can, too.
[01:06] Nagisa
    We do.
[01:08] Saki
    But...
[01:10] Nagisa
    But?
[01:12] Saki
    But...
[01:16] Saki
    But I don't know what we should do!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    "The Girlfriends' Challenge"
[02:52] Saki
    All right, I'll see you later.
[02:54] Nagisa
    Okay. Bye.
[03:02] Saki
    Damn that Milika...
[03:04] Saki
    And Nagisa-chan's really
    devoted to Naoya, too.
[03:08] Saki
    I don't know what I can do.
[03:11] Saki
    I'm home.
[03:14] Mom
    Oh, Saki.
[03:15] Mom
    Welcome home.
[03:17] Saki
    I'm here to pick up some clothes.
[03:19] Saki
    Oh, first, something to drink.
[03:21] Mom
    How are things going
    between you and Naoya-kun?
[03:24] Saki
    N-Not bad.
[03:27] Saki
    It's not just the two of us.
[03:29] Saki
    It's the three of us.
[03:30] Mom
    Then...
[03:32] Mom
    Are you doing it with him?
[03:36] Saki
    Jeez, Mom!
[03:39] Mom
    You're really curious about it, aren't you?
[03:41] Saki
    Mom!
[03:45] Mom
    Huh?
[03:46] Mom
    Have you not?
[03:48] Saki
    Not yet.
[03:50] Mom
    You must have at least kissed, right?
[03:53] Saki
    No...
[03:56] Mom
    Does Naoya-kun have no sex drive?
[04:00] Saki
    Choose your words better, please!
[04:02] Mom
    Oh? But...
[04:06] Mom
    How could he possibly hold back
    when he's living with such a cute girl?
[04:11] Saki
    I mean, I'm not that...
[04:14] Mom
    Oh, come on.
[04:16] Mom
    Your slim body, toned from playing basketball!
[04:20] Mom
    Your soft hair!
[04:21] Mom
    Your perfect smile!
[04:24] Mom
    Naoya-kun's been going after you
    because you're just that cute.
[04:33] Mom
    See? So cute.
SIGN    Doting
    Mother
[04:37] Saki
    But come to think of it, there have been
    a lot of sexy situations, but...
[04:41] (Flashback) Naoya
    Yeah...
[04:43] (Flashback) Naoya
    I would be acting unfaithfully to
    Minase-san if I was only with you.
[04:45] Naoya
    I can't lie like that to Minase-san.
[04:48] (Flashback) Naoya
    Is that all you wanted?
[04:50] Saki
    She's right that Naoya's too rational.
[04:53] Saki
    Am I going to spend my whole life...
[04:59] Mom
    Don't worry!
[05:01] Mom
    Your cuteness can awaken the man within him!
[05:08] ---
    I'll keep fighting!
[05:13] Saki
    Naoya...
[05:15] Saki
    Naoya!
[05:17] Naoya
    Oh, Saki-chan. Welcome home.
[05:19] Saki
    Yeah...
[05:22] Saki
    Has Nagisa-chan gone to bed?
[05:24] Naoya
    Yeah, a little earlier.
[05:26] Saki
    Okay.
[06:00] Naoya
    Why?!
[06:01] Saki
    Why what?!
[06:02] Naoya
    That outfit!
[06:04] Saki
    Wh-What's wrong, Naoya?
[06:13] Saki
    Are you turned on right now?
[06:18] Naoya
    More like flustered!
[06:20] Saki
    Seriously?!
[06:22] Saki
    Why? Why?
[06:23] Saki
    I thought this was pretty good.
[06:26] Saki
    Mom said it'd work for sure, too!
[06:29] Naoya
    Y-Your mom said that?!
[06:37] Saki
    W-Was I not cute?
[06:41] Naoya
    You're cute as hell.
[06:44] Saki
    Really? Do you like bunny girl outfits?
[06:50] Naoya
    Left, right, behind...
[06:56] Naoya
    I like.
[07:01] Saki
    Do you feel like pushing me down?
[07:03] Naoya
    I wouldn't do that!
[07:04] Saki
    Your libido's definitely dead!
[07:06] Naoya
    What are you talking about?!
[07:08] Saki
    What's wrong, Naoya?!
[07:10] Naoya
    Didn't we promise we wouldn't do that stuff?
[07:13] Saki
    Okay, we promised,
[07:15] ---
    but if there was a cute bunny girl
    welcoming me, right in front of me,
[07:20] ---
    I'd totally do her.
[07:21] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[07:23] Naoya
    You like guys who break promises?!
[07:25] Saki
    That's not the point, but...
[07:28] Saki
    I don't like that you're keeping your
    promise like it's the only thing to do!
[07:33] Saki
    Get really, really horny...
[07:37] Saki
    and just barely hold back!
[07:44] Naoya
    Her breasts!
[07:46] Naoya
    Saki-chan!
[07:59] Saki
    No!
[08:06] Saki
    I told you to hold back even if you got horny!
[08:09] Saki
    Naoya, you pervert!
[08:11] Naoya
    Why do you seem happy?
[08:17] Naoya
    Hey!
[08:18] Naoya
    You pervert, getting turned
    on by a bunny girl!
[08:26] Naoya
    As long as she's happy, I guess.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[08:30] Mom
    What should I get her next?
[08:33] Mom
    Oh, this one's cute!
[08:55] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, want some help?
[08:59] Nagisa
    I'm good, thanks.
[09:00] Saki
    Yeah?
[09:03] Nagisa
    Um...
[09:04] Nagisa
    Saki-san, did something good happen?
[09:08] Saki
    Naw...
[09:10] Saki
    It's not a big deal.
[09:13] Saki
    I'm going for a li'l stroll.
[09:19] Nagisa
    I wonder if something happened last night.
[09:24] Nagisa
    She seemed really bubbly.
[09:34] Nagisa
    What happened last night?!
[09:37] Saki
    Bubbly, bubbly...
SIGN    ° Didn't even
    realize she put
    her costume
    in the laundry
[09:48] Nagisa
    U-Um, Naoya-kun...
[09:53] Nagisa
    How was it with Saki-san last night?
[10:02] Naoya
    I swear we didn't do anything special.
[10:05] Naoya
    But...
[10:08] Naoya
    Her bunny outfit was excellent!
[10:14] Nagisa
    I see.
[10:17] Nagisa
    How was it excellent?
[10:20] Naoya
    In how cute and sexy it was, I guess.
[10:23] Nagisa
    Did you call her cute a lot?
[10:26] Naoya
    With lots of heart!
[10:28] Nagisa
    Do you like cosplay?!
[10:30] Naoya
    I don't have enough experience
    to say, but it's possible.
[10:35] Nagisa
    I see.
[11:02] Naoya
    Why do you have that?!
[11:04] Nagisa
    It was an impulse buy.
SIGN    She couldn't
    decide what to
    bring to Naoya's
    place, so she
    bought a maid
    outfit from
    D•n Quijote
[11:14] Nagisa
    A-Anyway, what do you th-think?
[11:20] Naoya
    Try calling me "Master."
[11:29] Nagisa
    I treasure you, Master.
[11:37] Nagisa
    Wh-What's wrong?
[11:41] Naoya
    What an adorable maid!
[11:48] Nagisa
    M-Master...
[11:51] Saki
    Bubbly, bubbly...
[11:54] Saki
    Bubbly, bubbly...
[11:57] Nagisa
    I'll make you tea, Master.
[12:00] Naoya
    Cute!
[12:01] Nagisa
    Allow me to rub your shoulders, Master.
[12:04] Naoya
    I can really feel the cuteness.
[12:06] Nagisa
    I'll watch over you from nearby.
[12:08] Naoya
    There's the cuteness!
[12:12] Nagisa
    Please ask me for anything, Master.
[12:16] ---
    Master.
[12:17] ---
    Master.
[12:19] ---
    Master.
[12:20] Naoya
    D-Do you really mean anything?
[12:25] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[12:28] Nagisa
    I'm your maid, Master.
[12:33] Nagisa
    I'm prepared.
[12:45] Naoya
    I want you to be my maid once a week.
[12:50] Naoya
    You're way too cute as a maid.
[12:54] Naoya
    It'd kill me if this was the only time.
[12:57] Nagisa
    Th-That's not fair, Master.
[13:02] Nagisa
    That makes me too happy.
[13:05] Nagisa
    I'm...
[13:08] Nagisa
    I'm just an unrefined maid.
[13:11] Nagisa
    I'm supposed to be serving you.
[13:14] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[13:18] Nagisa
    Could you please pat my head?
[13:35] Nagisa
    Master!
[13:38] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san.
[13:39] Nagisa
    Master.
[13:41] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san.
[13:42] Nagisa
    Master!
[13:43] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san!
SIGN    They really get into character
[13:45] Nagisa
    Master!
[13:46] Naoya
    Maid Minase-san!
[13:58] Nagisa
    Would you like seconds, Master?
[14:02] Naoya
    Sure, thanks.
[14:16] Saki
    M-Master?!
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Thump
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[14:25] Saki
    I must be hearing things.
[14:46] A
    H-Hey, look.
[14:48] B
    Y-Yeah.
[14:49] B
    It's Hoshizaki-san from Class D.
[14:52] A
    Sh-She's so cute.
[14:54] A
    And she's got huge boobs.
[14:56] B
    I know, right?
[15:03] Rika
    Naoya saved me from Dad.
[15:07] Rika
    Are you sure you want
    to delete your channel?
    
    Yes No
[15:10] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'll protect her now!
[15:20] Rika
    Th-There's no way I'm in l-l-love
    with that two-timer.
[15:35] Rika
    There's no way!
[15:39] Saki
    Ack, Milika...
[15:42] Rika
    Saki!
[15:43] Saki
    What are you doing here?
[15:47] Rika
    I-I need to talk to Naoya.
[15:51] Shino
    You know Hoshizaki-san, Sakisaki-san?
[15:54] Saki
    Hoshizaki?
[15:57] Saki
    Oh, you mean Milika...
[15:59] Rika
    Hey!
[16:02] Rika
    Don't call me by that name.
[16:04] Rika
    It's Rika. Rika.
[16:06] Saki
    Never mind that.
[16:08] Saki
    You have a crush on Naoya, don't you?
[16:12] Rika
    N-No way!
[16:15] Saki
    Don't bother trying to hide it.
[16:17] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what's up?
[16:23] Naoya
    And Milika-san.
[16:29] Rika
    'S-Sup, Naoya?
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[16:34] Saki
    She's so obvious.
[16:35] Rika
    A-Anyway, come with me, Naoya.
[16:38] Rika
    I need to talk to you.
[16:39] Saki
    Talk about what?
[16:41] Saki
    I'm not letting you talk to him alone.
[16:42] Rika
    I-It's none of your business.
[16:45] Saki
    Yes, it is!
[16:46] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[16:50] Naoya
    It's all right, Saki-chan.
[16:54] Naoya
    Let's have a proper talk, Rika-san.
[16:57] ---
    Y-Yeah.
[17:01] Saki
    Naoya...
[17:04] A
    He's with Hoshizaki-san!
[17:06] B
    What's his deal?
[17:08] Rika
    H-He called me "Rika."
[17:15] Naoya
    First, I'm sorry about everything.
[17:20] Rika
    Huh?
[17:20] Rika
    A-About what?
[17:23] Naoya
    You offered to be my girlfriend.
[17:26] Naoya
    And I, a two-timing asshole, turned you down.
[17:29] Naoya
    I humiliated you.
[17:32] Naoya
    So...
[17:42] Naoya
    You can get back at me by taking
    embarrassing pictures of me
[17:46] ---
    and spreading them on the Internet.
[17:49] Rika
    Wait...
[17:50] Naoya
    I'll even cross-dress.
[17:51] Naoya
    Or should I go buck naked?
[17:55] Rika
    Wh-What the hell?
[17:59] Rika
    How can he be so thoughtful and cool?!
[18:04] Naoya
    You did nothing wrong, Milika-san.
[18:07] Rika
    Hey! D-Don't touch me!
[18:10] Rika
    I-I'm turning so red!
[18:13] Naoya
    You're so cute.
[18:14] Naoya
    And your videos are so good,
    and you have huge boobs!
[18:17] Rika
    S-Stop it!
[18:23] Naoya
    It's just that I happen to
    have two precious girlfriends!
[18:32] Rika
    He has so much backbone!
[18:36] Naoya
    If you want a boyfriend,
    I'll help you find someone good.
[18:40] Naoya
    I'll make it up to you.
[18:42] Naoya
    So please stop trying
    to make me fall for you.
[18:45] Naoya
    You're way too attractive.
[18:51] Naoya
    That's why I can't fall in love
    with you and become a three-timer!
[18:59] Rika
    He's throwing me so many hints!
[19:07] Rika
    I-Is that all you want to t-tell me, Naoya?
[19:13] Naoya
    Yeah.
[19:15] Rika
    Th-Then...
[19:18] Rika
    I-It's your turn to hear me out.
[19:24] Rika
    You know how my dad was about
    to delete my MeTube account?
[19:30] Rika
    Like...
[19:32] Rika
    H-How should I put it...
[19:36] Rika
    Th-Thanks for saving me from Dad.
[19:53] Rika
    That's it?
[19:55] Rika
    You didn't have to...
[19:57] Rika
    Wh-What?!
[19:59] Rika
    I-It was really important to me!
[20:03] Rika
    My dad won't shut up about how I'm not going
    to have many options if I don't study.
[20:05] Dad
    What do you think you're doing?!
[20:07] Dad
    These grades are unacceptable!
[20:08] Dad
    Get 40%! 40%!
[20:11] Rika
    But I don't feel like I should be
    doing something I don't want to,
[20:17] ---
    even if it's for my own future.
[20:21] Rika
    But I knew I didn't have anything going
    for me, so I wanted to do what I could.
[20:27] Rika
    I started making videos so
    I could have independence.
[20:32] Naoya
    It wasn't to show off your huge boobs?
[20:35] Rika
    Of course not!
[20:39] Rika
    Anyway...
[20:41] Rika
    My MeTube channel's finally
    starting to produce results.
[20:49] Rika
    Sure, I'm using my boobs for clickbait.
[20:52] Rika
    And I have a lot of haters.
[20:53] Rika
    But I work hard on my ideas,
[20:56] Rika
    and to make it a good channel.
[20:58] Rika
    I've put a lot into it.
[21:01] Rika
    It's been really important to me.
[21:05] Rika
    And you protected it, even though
    there was nothing in it for you.
[21:11] Rika
    I really...
[21:13] Rika
    really...
[21:16] Rika
    really appreciated it!
[21:24] Naoya
    I see.
[21:26] Naoya
    But in that case,
[21:29] ---
    I'm really glad I managed to save it.
[21:44] Rika
    Stop it already!
[21:47] Naoya
    Hey!
[21:53] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[21:56] Naoya
    I wasn't done...
[22:12] ---
    Na... Na...
[22:17] Rika
    Naoya...
[22:18] Rika
    I love you so much.
[22:33] Saki
    You busty bitch!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:37] Nagisa
    Is Naoya-kun all right?
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    "Obviously in Love"
[24:12] A
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[24:13] Naoya
    Are you Team Bunny Girls or Team Maids?
[24:14] Nagisa
    Which did you like more?
[24:16] Naoya
    Well...
[24:17] Naoya
    The bunny girl is revealing and sexy,
[24:20] Naoya
    and being called "Master" by
    the maid is really exciting.
[24:22] Nagisa
    Which is it?
[24:23] Naoya
    I can't choose!
[24:24] Naoya
    I'm gonna have to two-time this!
[24:25] Nagisa
    I'll wear both!

E8 - Obviously in Love

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[00:00] Nagisa
    Welcome home, Master.
[00:03] Nagisa
    We took a shot at cosplay to protect
    our master—I mean, Naoya-kun—
[00:09] ---
    from Milika-san's aggressive moves.
[00:11] Nagisa
    But her feelings for Naoya-kun
    just became more and more intense.
[00:16] Nagisa
    Please don't three-time us, Master!
[00:25] Shino
    Morning, Sakisaki.
[00:27] Saki
    Morning.
[00:28] Shino
    Did you do your English homework?
[00:31] Saki
    I forgot!
[00:33] Saki
    Help me, Shino, please!
[00:35] Shino
    Oh, fine.
[00:38] Mirika
    H-Hey.
[00:40] Mirika
    Naoya.
[00:41] Mirika
    M-Morning.
[00:44] Saki
    Milika!
[00:45] Saki
    What do you want from Naoya?
[00:47] Mirika
    D-Do I need to have a reason to come here?
[00:50] A
    It's Hoshizaki-san.
[00:52] B
    Th-The Hoshizaki-san is talking to Mukai?
[00:55] Mirika
    Also, don't call me that!
[00:57] A
    Wh-What's your relationship
    with Hoshizaki-san, Mukai?
[01:02] Naoya
    Relationship?
[01:03] Naoya
    It's, like...
[01:07] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[01:15] Mirika
    A serious relationship.
[01:17] Mirika
    Just kidding.
[01:19] A
    Oh, r-really?
[01:22] Boobs
    G cup!
[01:23] Boobs
    G cup!
[01:28] Saki
    Oy.
[01:31] Mirika
    Ow, ow, ow...
[01:32] Shino
    Sakisaki?
[01:34] Saki
    Would you mind not shoving your
    nasty boobs up against him?
[01:37] ---
    O-Ow!
[01:39] Mirika
    Let me go!
[01:41] Saki
    Stay away from Naoya, you slut!
[01:44] Mirika
    Sl...
[01:46] Mirika
    What?!
[01:47] Mirika
    This is none of your business!
[01:49] Saki
    I know what you're trying to do!
[02:01] (Flashback) Mirika
    Naoya...
[02:03] (Flashback) Mirika
    I love you so much.
[02:07] Saki
    There's no room for you between me and Naoya!
[02:16] Mirika
    Uh, no, he's already
    two-timing you with Nagisa.
[02:29] Saki
    Listen.
[02:31] Saki
    Be careful, Naoya.
[02:34] Saki
    You need to stay by my side
    when you're at school.
[02:37] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[02:40] Mirika
    I'll have plenty of opportunities.
[02:43] Saki
    Don't you dare leave me, even for a second.
[02:45] Mirika
    You're wasting your energy.
[02:50] Naoya
    Sh-She's...
[02:52] Naoya
    Saki-chan's feeling lonely because she's
    worried about me three-timing her!
SIGN    Three-Timing
[02:57] Naoya
    I see now.
[03:02] Naoya
    Sorry! I get it now, Saki-chan!
[03:05] ---
    H-Hey!
[03:09] Naoya
    I'll stick right by you!
[03:11] Saki
    That's not what I meant!
[03:12] Naoya
    Huh? Did you not like that?
[03:15] Saki
    Well, that's, uh...
[03:21] Saki
    Wh-Why would I not?
[03:26] Saki
    This is so embarrassing.
[03:29] Naoya
    I'm glad.
[03:31] Saki
    It's working, though.
[03:33] Mirika
    I'll be back!
[03:36] Mirika
    Damn it!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    "Obviously in Love"
[05:09] Sensei
    I'm going to start class.
[05:13] Sensei
    Uh, Mukai...
[05:16] Sensei
    What are you doing?
[05:18] Naoya
    Saki-chan's just feeling a little lonely.
[05:21] Naoya
    Don't mind us.
[05:23] Saki
    Wait, Naoya...
[05:26] Sensei
    Ah...
[05:28] Sensei
    Okay, open your textbooks to page 36.
[05:30] Saki
    A-Are we actually going to
    go through class like this?
[05:34] Naoya
    You don't need to be modest.
[05:36] Saki
    That's not really the point.
[05:38] Naoya
    It's not that easy to cure loneliness.
[05:45] Saki
    I-I mean...
[05:47] Saki
    It's been a while since
    we've been alone together,
[05:50] ---
    and it's true that I felt lonely
    because I was worried about Milika.
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:54] Saki
    But we're in the middle of class.
SIGN    Ba-dump
[05:56] Saki
    Everyone's watching!
[06:01] Naoya
    My eraser.
[06:09] Naoya
    Sorry, I touched your chest.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[06:16] Nagisa
    I'm so jealous.
[06:23] Shino
    O-Okay, I'll see you later.
[06:26] Saki
    Y-Yeah.
[06:30] Saki
    Our next class is PE.
[06:34] Naoya
    Should we get changed together?
[06:36] Saki
    That's way too much!
[06:39] Mirika
    Then in the meantime...
[06:41] Mirika
    I'm borrowing Naoya.
[06:44] Saki
    This girl...
[06:50] Naoya
    Huh? Er...
[06:58] Mirika
    H-Hey, what do you think you're...
[07:01] Saki
    Let's go, Naoya!
[07:04] Mirika
    Hey, wait!
[07:06] Mirika
    That girl!
[07:10] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[07:11] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[07:22] Mirika
    Hey, open up!
[07:24] Mirika
    This is cowardly!
[07:25] Mirika
    Open up!
[07:27] Naoya
    Saki-chan, what are you going to do?
[07:28] Mirika
    Hand over Naoya peacefully!
[07:31] Saki
    I'm getting changed here.
[07:33] Mirika
    Hey, are you listening?
[07:34] Mirika
    Hey!
[07:37] Naoya
    I'll watch over you!
[07:39] Saki
    Close your eyes!
[07:41] Mirika
    Hey, don't ignore me!
[07:43] Mirika
    Damn it...
[07:53] Saki
    I hate to admit it, but Milika's cute.
[07:56] Saki
    If she falls for Naoya and really
    tries to get with him....
[08:03] Saki
    She might take him.
[08:05] Naoya
    I-I think I should wait outside.
[08:14] Saki
    Please don't go.
[08:17] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:20] Saki
    What am I even saying?
[08:27] Saki
    Naoya...
[08:29] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[08:33] Naoya
    I can see your undies.
[08:39] Naoya
    All right.
[08:40] Naoya
    I'll stay put.
[08:42] Saki
    I used to take baths with
    him when we were little.
[08:47] Saki
    Being in my underwear in a
    confined space is no big deal...
SIGN    Nagisa-chan
[08:57] Nagisa
    "I sent an anonymous DM to
    Milika-san on Quitter saying,
[09:00] ---
    'Come to the roof if you don't want me to tell
    people that you're a student at our school,'
[09:05] ---
    so you should be safe now."
[09:08] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[09:14] Saki
    She's gone.
[09:16] Saki
    Thank you, Nagisa-chan!
[09:22] Mirika
    Th-There's no one here.
[09:25] Mirika
    Shit, who was that?
[09:33] Saki
    I finally got changed.
[09:35] Naoya
    Saki-chan, I...
[09:38] Naoya
    I think you're cuter than
    ever today, Saki-chan.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[09:45] Nagisa
    I have to take care of it!
[09:51] Saki
    What a day.
[09:54] Saki
    Who hugs his girlfriend in
    front of everyone at school?
[09:58] Nagisa
    That's amazing.
[10:00] Saki
    And he wouldn't even let
    me go during class, either.
[10:05] Nagisa
    I wish I could be embraced so passionately
    by someone I love, though.
[10:13] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[10:14] Saki
    You're so damn pure and endearing!
[10:17] Nagisa
    A-Although, that's a bit embarrassing,
    in front of other people.
[10:21] Naoya
    What are you two talking about?
[10:23] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[10:24] Saki
    We're talking about how Nagisa-chan
    wants to be embraced by you!
[10:28] Nagisa
    Stop!
[10:30] Naoya
    Sh-Should I embrace you?
[10:33] Nagisa
    I-I-I-I-I-I-It's all right!
[10:36] Nagisa
    I don't want to do that to Saki-san.
[10:38] Saki
    Eh?
[10:39] Nagisa
    Wouldn't you hate it if Naoya-kun
    hugged anyone other than you?
[10:49] Naoya
    Nagisa...
[10:53] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[10:58] Saki
    Well...
[11:02] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[11:04] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[11:07] Saki
    I-I wouldn't mind!
[11:10] Saki
    I'm not that petty.
[11:13] Nagisa
    R-Really?
[11:14] Saki
    In fact, you've already decided you're
    going to be in this relationship with us,
[11:19] Saki
    so'd you better not hold back like that.
[11:21] ---
    Winning against a rival who holds back
    for my sake wouldn't make me happy!
SIGN    With All the Confidence of a First Wife (Or So She Thinks)
[11:26] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[11:29] Saki
    I'll leave for now.
[11:32] Saki
    Go get 'em!
[11:33] Naoya
    Wait, Saki-chan.
[11:36] Nagisa
    I want you to watch me embrace Minase-san.
[11:40] Saki
    Why the hell?!
[11:42] Naoya
    I feel like I'd make you anxious,
    doing it when you're not looking.
[11:47] Naoya
    Minase-san, is that all right?
[11:49] Nagisa
    S-Sure.
[11:51] Naoya
    Okay, Saki-chan, watch.
[11:58] Naoya
    Here I go, Minase-san.
[12:00] Nagisa
    O-Okay.
[12:02] Saki
    What is this situation?
[12:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan, are you all right?
[12:18] Saki
    Quit asking me every time!
[12:21] Naoya
    Okay, once more.
[12:26] Naoya
    Minase-san, how was that?
[12:28] Nagisa
    I-I'm embarrassed, but I'm really happy.
[12:34] Saki
    Naoya!
[12:37] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[12:38] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[12:41] Nagisa
    H-Hold me tighter.
[12:45] Naoya
    All right.
[12:46] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's...
[12:48] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's curvy body
    is bewitching my Naoya.
[12:55] Nagisa
    You're so warm.
[12:57] Naoya
    So are you.
[12:58] Saki
    I-I can't stand being made to watch this.
[13:03] Saki
    I can't, and yet...
[13:05] Saki
    I can't look away!
[13:08] Saki
    And I'm feeling kinda excited!
[13:11] Saki
    Wait... What?
[13:13] Saki
    What is this?
[13:14] Saki
    Am I messed up?
[13:16] Saki
    Naoya's in love with another girl,
[13:19] Saki
    and I'm so...
[13:21] Saki
    No...
[13:22] Saki
    Is this the so-called NTR fetish
    I've heard about?!
[13:30] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[13:33] Saki
    N-No way...
[13:34] Saki
    I can't believe it.
[13:36] Saki
    There's no way I have such a twisted kink.
[13:42] Saki
    I'm just getting worked up because I don't
    see a guy and a girl hugging very often.
[13:48] Saki
    I'm not feeling things because Nagisa-chan
    might take Naoya away from me.
[13:54] Nagisa
    I...
[13:58] Naoya
    A-Are you all right?
[14:00] Nagisa
    That was a little too much for my heart...
[14:13] Nagisa
    I'm about to get NTR'd for real!
[14:17] Naoya
    Are you sure you're okay?
[14:18] Nagisa
    Y-Yes, I'm fine.
[14:21] Saki
    Wait, really?
[14:23] Saki
    While I'm still watching?
[14:25] Saki
    You're actually gonna do it?
[14:26] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[14:27] Saki
    Wh-Wh-What happens if I don't stop them?
[14:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[14:32] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[14:34] Saki
    How much are they going to make me see?!
[14:52] Naoya
    Saki-chan?
[14:55] Saki
    I definitely can't!
[15:01] Nagisa
    Saki-san!
[15:03] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, you pervert.
[15:06] Nagisa
    Why?!
SIGN    Seriously, an NTR fetish, though? No way.
SIGN    The Next Day
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Seriously,
    an NTR fetish,
    though? No way
SIGN    Sakisaki...?
SIGN    What's
     NTR?
[15:12] Shino
    What's a NTR?
[15:15] Mirika
    Wow, for real?
[15:18] Mirika
    You did 100 gacha pulls and
    didn't get a single SSR?
[15:23] Naoya
    Uh, yeah.
[15:25] Mirika
    That's actually pretty rare in itself.
[15:27] Mirika
    Wow!
[15:28] Saki
    Milika's offensive is getting
    more aggressive by the day.
[15:32] Mirika
    Do you have any hobbies or anything, Naoya?
[15:35] Naoya
    Eh?
[15:36] Mirika
    A hobby.
[15:37] Saki
    Get away, Milika!
[15:40] Naoya
    Nah, nothing in particular.
[15:42] Naoya
    I'm always studying whenever I have time.
[15:44] Mirika
    That's awesome.
[15:46] Mirika
    Maybe I should get you to
    help me study sometime.
[15:49] Saki
    Just so you know, Naoya's grades aren't
    that good, considering how much he studies.
[15:55] Naoya
    I've never been in the top five in class.
[15:59] Mirika
    Really?
[16:04] Mirika
    And yet he works so hard.
[16:10] Mirika
    That's so badass.
[16:13] Saki
    Pigtails here is so damn easy!
[16:18] Saki
    Now, go away!
[16:21] Saki
    Get inside, Naoya!
[16:23] Naoya
    R-Right...
[16:34] Saki
    Milika's so persistent.
[16:36] Nagisa
    Welcome home.
SIGN    ° They walk home separately
[16:39] Nagisa
    What's wrong, Naoya-kun?
[16:42] Naoya
    It's just something I noticed...
[16:44] Naoya
    Rather, something I've been
    thinking about lately.
[16:47] Naoya
    Like, I know there's no way.
[16:50] Naoya
    How self-absorbed can I be, right? But...
[16:56] Naoya
    Do you think Milika-san might be...
[16:59] Naoya
    attracted to me?
[17:08] Saki
    Time out!
[17:09] Nagisa
    Time out?
[17:13] Nagisa
    Saki-san?
[17:18] Saki
    This is bad.
[17:19] Saki
    If Naoya finds out about Milika's feelings...
[17:22] Saki
    It'll increase the chances
    that he'll three-time us.
[17:25] Nagisa
    I-I guess...
[17:28] Nagisa
    I think you're right.
[17:30] Saki
    Which means what we have to do is
[17:33] ---
    fool him to the best of our ability.
[17:35] Nagisa
    Y-Yes!
[17:37] Saki
    Okay, Naoya.
[17:39] Saki
    I'll be brutally honest.
[17:42] Saki
    You're full of yourself.
[17:46] Saki
    Maybe it's because Nagisa-chan
    confessed to you,
[17:50] ---
    but you've totally got the wrong idea.
[17:53] Saki
    You're...
[17:56] Saki
    average!
[18:00] Saki
    You're not particularly good-looking.
[18:02] Saki
    You don't have any talent.
[18:04] Saki
    You're just a strait-laced bastard.
[18:06] Saki
    Do you really think you'd be so popular?!
[18:09] Naoya
    T-True!
[18:12] Saki
    What happened with me and
    Nagisa-chan was a fluke.
[18:16] Saki
    We just happened to like you.
[18:17] Saki
    You got lucky.
[18:19] Saki
    Know your place.
[18:21] Naoya
    B-But in that case...
[18:23] Naoya
    Is the reason Milika-san's always
    blushing when she's around me...
[18:30] Saki
    She's in heat.
[18:36] Naoya
    In heat?!
[18:38] Saki
    Milika's absolutely in heat right now.
[18:42] Saki
    She can't control her libido.
SIGN    In Heat
[18:45] Saki
    In other words, you aren't special to her.
[18:50] Saki
    She's just being controlled by her lust.
SIGN    Just wants to do someone!
[18:54] Saki
    She just wants to do someone,
    and it doesn't matter who!
[18:59] Naoya
    Hang on...
[19:00] Naoya
    Is that a thing?
[19:03] Saki
    It is.
[19:05] Saki
    It's a thing that happens
    to girls occasionally.
[19:08] Nagisa
    That's such BS!
[19:10] Naoya
    I-I never knew.
[19:12] Nagisa
    He's too trusting!
[19:15] Naoya
    That's true.
[19:16] Naoya
    It was kind of weird that she'd
    blush no matter what I'd say.
[19:21] Saki
    Looks like you understand.
[19:23] Saki
    Actually, he's just gullible.
[19:26] Naoya
    Does that mean...
[19:27] Naoya
    it happens to you two sometimes, too?
[19:32] Saki
    W-Well...
[19:34] Saki
    How horny you get depends
    on how big your boobs are.
[19:37] Saki
    So I'm in the clear.
[19:39] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[19:41] Naoya
    Does that mean you're...
[19:44] Nagisa
    Wait...
[19:47] Nagisa
    Um... Naoya-kun...
[19:51] Naoya
    If you're ever in heat, let me know.
    Please don't deal with it yourself.
[19:57] Naoya
    Judging from how Milika-san's acting,
     it seems really rough.
[20:01] Nagisa
    Um...
[20:02] Naoya
    It must be brutal for you, too.
[20:06] Naoya
    I don't know what I can do for you,
    but we can overcome it together.
[20:10] Nagisa
    U-Um...
[20:13] Saki
    Just BS him!
[20:19] Nagisa
    Okay, I'll be c-counting
    on you when it happens.
[20:24] Naoya
    Okay, I'll do my best.
[20:27] Nagisa
    What are you even making me say?!
[20:29] Saki
    My bad.
[20:31] Naoya
    You're right, though, come to think of it.
[20:35] Naoya
    There's no way she would have been attracted
    to a guy who's going out with two girls.
[20:39] Saki
    Indeed, that is correct.
[20:41] Naoya
    I was like, what would
    I do if she did like me?
[20:46] Saki
    Silly you, Naoya.
[20:54] Mirika
    Naoya!
[20:57] Saki
    Eugh...
[20:58] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[21:00] Saki
    You're so persistent.
[21:01] Mirika
    Studying again?
[21:04] Naoya
    Uh, yeah.
[21:07] Mirika
    Naoya's so hard-working.
[21:11] Saki
    This enormo-racked floozy...
[21:14] Saki
    I convinced Naoya yesterday, though.
[21:17] Saki
    It should be all right.
[21:20] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[21:22] Mirika
    M-Maybe I should get you to teach me.
[21:26] Mirika
    Oh, do you have time after school today?
[21:29] Naoya
    Milika-san!
[21:31] Naoya
    There's something I need to apologize for.
[21:37] Mirika
    What do you need to apologize for?
[21:41] Saki
    N-Naoya...
[21:42] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[21:46] ---
    I...
[21:48] Naoya
    I thought you might have a crush on me.
[21:56] Naoya
    Sorry.
[21:59] Naoya
    You might have a crush on me...
[22:01] Naoya
    You might have a crush on me...
    You might have a crush on me...

[22:03] Naoya
    You might have a crush on me...
[22:04] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[22:06] Saki
    Don't say it!
[22:08] Mirika
    Me? Have a c-c-crush on you?
[22:18] Mirika
    C-Come here!
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    "The Tsun's Dere Gets Outed"
[23:57] A
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Do you eat fried eggs with
    Worcestershire sauce or soy sauce?
[24:00] Nagisa
    I like both.
[24:01] Saki
    Soy sauce, Worcestershire sauce, salt,
    mayonnaise, it's all good!
[24:04] Saki
    Fried eggs for the win!
[24:05] Saki
    Fried eggs are godly!
[24:05] Nagisa
    Saki-san's broken!
[24:05] Saki
    Fried eggs for president!
[24:07] Naoya
    Saki-chan can find a way to enjoy any meal.
[24:07] Saki
    Fried eggs are king!
[24:09] Nagisa
    This is her normal state?!

E9 - The Tsun's Dere Gets Outed

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[00:00] Saki
    After all the hints Milika's dropped
    on Naoya, he's finally figured it out!
[00:06] Saki
    "Do you think Milika-san
    might be attracted to me?"
[00:09] Saki
    He actually said that!
[00:11] Saki
    This is bad.
[00:12] Saki
    We had to prevent him from three-timing us,
[00:14] ---
    so Nagisa-chan and I told
    him that Milika's in heat.
[00:19] Saki
    He bought it for a while, but...
[00:22] Saki
    The next day, Naoya was like...
[00:25] Saki
    "I thought you might have
    a crush on me. Sorry."
[00:28] Saki
    Right to Milika's face!
[00:31] Saki
    Milika turned red because he'd seen through her,
    and she dragged Naoya out of class.
[00:35] Saki
    Damn it, what's going to happen now?!
[01:00] Saki
    What do you think you're doing,
     holding his hand?
[01:13] Mirika
    Wh-Why?
[01:15] Mirika
    Why does he know I like him?
[01:21] Mirika
    How did he find out?!
[01:24] Saki
    She's so easy to read.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    "The Tsun's Dere Gets Outed"
[03:03] Mirika
    Wh-Why did you think I would...
[03:09] Naoya
    Yeah, that's the thing.
[03:11] Naoya
    Your face is red all the time
    when you're around me.
[03:15] Naoya
    And you've been acting weird.
[03:18] Mirika
    No way!
[03:20] Saki
    Is she slow?
[03:21] Naoya
    So I mistakenly got the impression
    that you might like me.
[03:27] Mirika
    Damn it!
[03:36] Mirika
    Wait, huh?
[03:38] Mirika
    Why would you say "mistakenly"?
[03:43] Naoya
    I'm really sorry!
[03:44] Naoya
    I just wasn't aware.
[03:46] Mirika
    A-Aware of what?
[03:50] Naoya
    Saki-chan told me it's something
    that happens to girls sometimes.
[04:00] Mirika
    Hey, what did you tell him?
[04:09] Naoya
    So...
[04:10] Naoya
    In other words...
[04:12] Naoya
    You're just horny, and it
    doesn't matter who, right?
[04:16] ---
    Huh?
SIGN    In Heat
[04:18] Naoya
    You're just in heat, and you
    can't control your urges.
[04:21] Naoya
    And you just want to have sex
    with whomever you can, right?
[04:28] Mirika
    You idiot!
[04:30] Mirika
    What kind of bullshit is that?!
[04:32] Mirika
    You have to be stupid to say that,
    let alone believe it!
[04:40] Saki
    Naoya, Milika's embarrassed
    about being in heat.
[04:43] Saki
    She's lying.
[04:45] Naoya
    I thought so!
[04:46] Mirika
    Come on, cut it out already!
[04:48] Mirika
    I'm not in heat!
[04:51] Naoya
    Then...
[04:53] Naoya
    Why's your face red?
[04:57] Mirika
    Should I be honest and tell him I like him?
[05:00] Mirika
    Although I don't think it would
    work out if I told him now.
[05:07] Naoya
    Wait, do you actually like me?
[05:10] Naoya
    But there's no way you'd fall
    for a two-timer like me.
[05:17] Naoya
    Objectively speaking,
    I think I'm a crappy guy.
[05:21] Mirika
    W-Well, I mean...
[05:24] Mirika
    B-But y-you aren't th-that bad, I don't think.
[05:32] Naoya
    Thanks. But you wouldn't fall for me, would you?
[05:35] Mirika
    W-Well...
[05:37] Naoya
    You'd have to be pretty messed up to fall
    for a guy who's got two girlfriends.
[05:42] Naoya
    You don't seem like that kind of person.
[05:46] Saki
    And you're a pretty messed-up
    judge of character.
[05:49] Naoya
    Or...
[05:50] Naoya
    Are you actually messed up?
[05:52] Mirika
    I'm not messed up!
[05:53] Naoya
    So you're just in heat, then?
[05:56] Mirika
    Is that all you can come up with?!
[05:58] Saki
    Why not just say you're in heat?
[06:00] Mirika
    I'll beat your face in!
[06:05] Mirika
    O-Oh!
[06:07] Mirika
    I-I have a bit of a cold.
[06:10] Naoya
    You seem pretty well for someone with a cold.
[06:13] Mirika
    Now you're being perceptive?
[06:16] Saki
    Jeez, Naoya...
[06:19] Saki
    It's embarrassing to have
    to admit to being in heat.
[06:21] Saki
    Try to understand.
[06:24] Mirika
    What are you whispering about?
[06:27] Naoya
    I... I see.
[06:30] Naoya
    Yeah.
[06:31] Naoya
    You have a cold.
[06:33] Mirika
    S-Something's not right here.
[06:37] Naoya
    Oh, but I'll help you find a boyfriend
    to pay you back for your tent.
[06:41] Mirika
    Huh?
[06:42] Mirika
    I-I don't really want you to do that.
[06:45] Naoya
    Then you can find some relief with him.
[06:49] Mirika
    So you do think I'm in heat!
[06:55] Mirika
    I-I don't care anymore, damn it!
[06:59] Mirika
    B-By the way...
[07:03] Mirika
    If I did happen to like you,
    what would you have done?
[07:12] Naoya
    I'd be flustered, to be honest.
[07:16] Naoya
    Saki-chan and Minase-san
[07:20] Naoya
    put up with my request
    to date both of them.
[07:23] Naoya
    I've started to realize how difficult
    this relationship is.
[07:26] Naoya
    But I want to take good care of them.
[07:28] Naoya
    I want to make them happy.
[07:31] Naoya
    I think doing anything with any other
    girl is out of the question for me.
[07:36] Naoya
    I'd turn you down and have you give up.
[07:47] Mirika
    O-Of course you would.
[07:54] Mirika
    Anyway, get back to class.
[07:58] Mirika
    Hurry up and go.
[08:00] Naoya
    R-Right...
[08:12] Mirika
    I can't find a way in.
[08:14] Mirika
    And he's even talking about
    helping me find a boyfriend.
[08:17] Mirika
    He has no interest in me as a
    potential girlfriend, does he?
[08:25] Mirika
    So what if he doesn't?!
[08:27] Mirika
    I am the Milika-sama!
[08:29] Mirika
    I wasn't doing well on
    MeTube at first, either,
[08:34] Mirika
    but now I'm killing it!
[08:37] Mirika
    There's no reason I can't
    make Naoya fall for me.
[08:43] Mirika
    I'll use any means necessary.
[08:46] Mirika
    I'll keep trying as many times as I need to.
[08:57] Saki
    That's the end of that.
[09:00] Naoya
    Yeah.
[09:03] Saki
    I don't think Milika's going
    to have a chance with Naoya.
[09:09] Mirika
    Naoya!
[09:22] Mirika
    You know, Naoya... I like you.
[09:40] Shino
    What?
[09:42] Shino
    Huh?
[09:44] Naoya
    Me? Huh?
[09:46] Mirika
    That's right. Remember that.
[09:49] Naoya
    J-Just a second.
[09:51] Naoya
    I think I misheard something.
[09:53] Naoya
    Could you say that again?
[09:55] Mirika
    What?!
[09:57] Mirika
    You definitely heard me!
[09:58] Naoya
    There's no way I heard that correctly.
[10:05] Mirika
    I-I said...
[10:13] Mirika
    I-I...
[10:17] Mirika
    l-l-l-like you, Naoya.
[10:23] Naoya
    I did hear that correctly!
[10:25] Saki
    He's humiliating her.
[10:28] Naoya
    Wh-What do you mean?!
[10:30] Mirika
    I-I mean...
[10:34] Mirika
    Ah, screw this!
[10:39] Mirika
    Come here!
[10:42] Saki
    Hey!
[10:51] Shino
    Sakisaki...
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[10:53] Saki
    Damn it, where are they going this time?!
[11:07] Saki
    What do you think you're doing, Milika?
[11:11] Mirika
    I realized that this is the way I fight.
[11:15] Mirika
    I-I'm not afraid of being
    embarrassed or confessing.
[11:20] Nagisa
    She was super embarrassed earlier.
[11:24] Mirika
    Anyway, I'm not going to ask you
    to go out with me immediately.
[11:28] Mirika
    I'm just going to keep hitting
    on you until you fall for me.
[11:36] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[11:37] Naoya
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[11:39] Mirika
    Why not?!
[11:41] Naoya
    I mean, you said there's no way
    you'd fall for a two-timer, right?
[11:46] Mirika
    Y-You're just assuming that.
[11:50] Naoya
    Wait...
[11:52] Naoya
    Why do you like me, anyway?
[11:58] Mirika
    Y-You were attractive.
[12:00] Naoya
    The way I'm two-timing?!
[12:02] Mirika
    Of course not!
[12:04] Naoya
    How, then?
[12:06] Mirika
    Th-The way... the other day...
[12:12] Naoya
    I'll protect her now!
[12:14] (Flashback) Mirika
    ...you saved me from Dad.
[12:17] Mirika
    That was attractive.
[12:19] Naoya
    Don't you think you're too easy?!
[12:20] Mirika
    Shut up!
[12:22] Naoya
    Anyone would have helped
    you in that situation.
[12:25] Naoya
    You can't go falling in
    love just because of that!
[12:27] Mirika
    That's not true!
[12:30] Mirika
    B-Besides, it's not just that.
[12:34] Mirika
    You tried to pay one million
    yen for Saki and Nagisa.
[12:38] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'll work to make the money.
[12:40] Naoya
    Anyone would do that!
[12:41] Mirika
    No, they wouldn't!
[12:44] Mirika
    You're so weird, Naoya.
[12:46] Naoya
    Isn't it weirder to like someone
    who's going out with two girls?
[12:50] Mirika
    Yeah, you're right!
[12:53] Mirika
    But no matter what you say,
    it's a fact that I like you!
[12:59] Mirika
    I've fallen for a guy who's a
    straight-up, blatant two-timer!
[13:07] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[13:09] Naoya
    I have my hands full trying to make sure
    Saki-chan and Minase-san are happy.
[13:15] Naoya
    Sorry.
[13:16] Naoya
    I want you to give up.
[13:26] Mirika
    No way!
[13:29] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[13:30] Saki
    Naoya!
[13:32] Mirika
    It's my own business if I like you!
[13:36] Nagisa
    M-Milika-san, violence is wrong.
[13:38] Saki
    I'm not going to sit here and
    watch if you lay a hand on him.
[13:42] Naoya
    I'll help you find a boyfriend!
[13:44] Mirika
    You really don't get it, do you?
[13:49] Mirika
    My mind's filled with thoughts
     of you right now.
[13:54] Mirika
    I'm thinking about you all day,
     from morning to night.
[13:57] Mirika
    At home, at school,
    when I'm recording videos...
[14:01] Mirika
    I'm always wondering what you're doing.
[14:04] Mirika
    I want to know what you're thinking about.
[14:06] Mirika
    Thinking about you having fun with
    Saki and Nagisa makes me pissed...
[14:11] Mirika
    and l-lonely.
[14:16] Mirika
    Oh, damn it!
[14:47] Mirika
    M-Maybe now you'll have a hard
    time not thinking about me, too.
[14:54] Mirika
    S-Serves you right.
[14:59] Mirika
    Th-That was my first kiss, by the way!
[15:04] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[15:07] Mirika
    By the way, just so you know...
[15:10] Mirika
    I'm not going to be in a relationship
    with the three of you.
[15:13] Mirika
    If you ever decide to go out with me,
    you'd better dump Saki and Nagisa first.
[15:18] Mirika
    I'm going to have you to myself!
[15:21] Mirika
    B-Bye!
[15:31] Shino
    Sakisaki's being two-timed?
[15:37] Mirika
    I didn't just c-c-c-c-c-c-confess,
    I k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-kissed him, too!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[15:55] Saki
    Naoya got kissed by Milika, huh?
[15:59] Nagisa
    He sure did.
[16:05] Saki
    How does it feel to be kissed by another
    girl in front of your own girlfriends?
[16:12] Saki
    For your information, it makes me really sad.
[16:17] Naoya
    I feel really uneasy.
[16:20] Saki
    I'm supposed to be your girlfriend, Naoya.
[16:25] Saki
    You tell me you want to date
    another girl at the same time.
[16:28] Saki
    And another girl takes your first kiss.
[16:32] Saki
    Have I done something to deserve this?
[16:39] Saki
    Is it because I have small boobs?
[16:45] Nagisa
    Saki-san told me she hadn't kissed you yet.
[16:53] (Flashback) Saki
    We haven't kissed or anything yet.
[16:56] Nagisa
    I never thought about doing it
    behind her back or anything.
[17:01] Nagisa
    But I fantasized about being your first.
[17:08] Nagisa
    It was such a fleeting dream.
[17:26] Naoya
    I'm really flustered about
    this situation myself.
[17:32] Naoya
    But, uh...
[17:34] Naoya
    Wanna kiss?
[17:37] Saki
    Like hell I do!
[17:40] Saki
    You drive me nuts.
[17:43] Naoya
    Wh-What about you, Minase-san?
[17:48] Nagisa
    I don't want to right now.
[17:51] Nagisa
    I'm shocked that Milika-san
    kissed you first,
[17:55] ---
    but I don't want a kiss
    just to make up for it.
[17:57] Saki
    Exactly!
[17:58] Saki
    What's the point of kissing right now?
[18:01] Naoya
    But this situation is...
[18:03] Saki
    Then let me ask you...
[18:06] Saki
    Did it turn you on when Milika kissed you?
[18:09] Naoya
    Turn me on?
[18:11] Saki
    That's right.
[18:12] Saki
    Did it get your heart racing
    for her when she kissed you?
[18:14] Saki
    Did it make you want to do
    naughty things with her?
[18:17] Naoya
    No, I was too surprised to...
[18:20] Saki
    Right?
[18:22] Saki
    A kiss without the right mood
    or feeling is worthless!
[18:26] Nagisa
    Sh-She's right!
[18:28] Naoya
    Th-That's true.
[18:31] Naoya
    But then why are you both so depressed?
[18:36] Saki
    That's that, and this is this.
[18:39] Saki
    We have to have a memorable kiss, especially
    if I'm going to compete against Milika.
[18:46] Naoya
    That's so hard.
[18:48] Saki
    We're doing it anyway!
[18:49] Saki
    My first kiss with you only
    comes once in our lifetimes.
[18:55] Saki
    You've liked me since elementary
    school, haven't you?
[18:59] Saki
    You have years of
    pent-up feelings, don't you?
[19:02] Saki
    It's when you find out you really
    love me and that you think I'm cute
[19:11] Saki
    and when I'm really in love with you...
[19:15] Saki
    That's when we're supposed to kiss!
    When we're really excited!
[19:27] Saki
    And then...
[19:33] Saki
    I'm going to make you so worked up,
     you'll never forget it.
[19:41] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[19:43] Nagisa
    M-Me, too.
[19:45] Nagisa
    I'm shocked about what
    happened with Milika-san.
[19:47] Nagisa
    But when we kiss,
[19:50] ---
    I want it to be when you want me really bad.
[19:54] Nagisa
    Then we can kiss, and we can do even more!
[19:59] Saki
    Hey! That's enough!
[20:05] Naoya
    You guys...
[20:11] Saki
    Naoya?
[20:12] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[20:16] Naoya
    You guys...
[20:18] Naoya
    I'm sorry.
[20:20] Naoya
    I didn't understand what a
    kiss means to either of you.
[20:27] Naoya
    I'm so stupid.
[20:29] Naoya
    I've finally thought of one
    thing I can do for you.
[20:34] Saki
    Y-You're bleeding...
[20:36] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[20:39] Nagisa
    Saki-chan, Minase-san...
[20:41] Saki
    I don't care, just put
    pressure on your wound!
[20:44] Naoya
    Sorry.
[20:45] Saki
    Sheesh.
[20:49] Naoya
    It's not about dealing with Milika-san.
[20:52] Naoya
    More than anything,
    I have to cherish you two.
[20:55] Naoya
    I have to get closer to you.
[20:58] Naoya
    That's what I've always had to do.
[21:00] Naoya
    It has to be so much that if Milika-san
    saw us, she'd want to give up.
[21:06] Naoya
    More than anything,
    I want to become that way.
[21:14] Naoya
    I love you two.
[21:20] Nagisa
    Th-That shocked me.
[21:22] Saki
    I-It's been a while since
    I've heard that. I feel awkward.
[21:26] Naoya
    In order for us to get closer,
    we have to gain experience
[21:30] ---
    to learn how we react to
    things and how we feel
[21:34] ---
    about things in all kinds of situations.
[21:37] Naoya
    In other words...
[21:40] Naoya
    First, let's go out on a date.
[21:43] Saki
    That's right, we haven't done that!
[21:45] Nagisa
    We had so much going on.
[21:47] Naoya
    I think it's important to go back to basics.
[21:50] Saki
    Yeah, that's true.
[21:52] Nagisa
    For sure.
[21:54] Naoya
    So is there anything
    particular you want to do?
[21:58] Saki
    Um...
[21:59] Nagisa
    Let's see...
[22:01] Saki
    A date at a hot spring.
[22:04] Naoya
    A hot spring?!
[22:05] Nagisa
    Already?!
[22:10] Naoya
    I-I'll figure it out.
[22:13] Saki
    Really? Woo-hoo!
[22:15] Nagisa
    I-I wouldn't mind going somewhere nearby.
[22:18] Saki
    Hot springs! I can't wait!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[22:21] Saki
    Hot springs...
[22:22] Saki
    The epitome of healing.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    "Can't Wait for the Hot Springs"
[23:57] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Is it the beach or the mountains in summer?
[24:00] Mirika
    The beach.
[24:00] Mirika
    I can put on my swimsuit
    and seduce Naoya all day.
[24:02] Saki
    Mountains.
[24:03] Saki
    Naoya, we have to go forest
    bathing and cleanse our souls.
[24:06] Mirika
    I'll wear my swimsuit in the mountains, then!
[24:08] Naoya
    Forest bathing in a swimsuit...
[24:09] Saki
    Cleanse your soul!

E10 - Can't Wait for the Hot Springs

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[00:01] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[00:03] Nagisa
    I can't get Naoya-kun and Milika-san's
    kissing scene out of my head.
[00:10] Saki
    Neither can I.
[00:11] Saki
    Damn her jumbo tits!
[00:13] Saki
    She took Naoya's first kiss!
[00:16] Saki
    His kiss...
[00:22] Saki
    No.
[00:24] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[00:28] Saki
    We can't just sit here and mope.
[00:30] Saki
    We need to make sure Milika
    doesn't get close to him.
[00:32] Saki
    We're going to make the
    hot springs retreat work!
[00:36] Nagisa
    R-Right!
[00:44] Saki
    All right, school's out.
[00:46] Saki
    Let's go, Naoya.
[00:48] Saki
    We gotta shop for our trip.
[00:49] Naoya
    Yeah, let's go.
[00:51] Saki
    Let's see, what do we need?
[00:55] Shino
    H-Hey, Mukai-kun...
[00:57] Naoya
    Eh?
[00:59] Shino
    Can we talk later?
[01:02] Naoya
    Who, me?
[01:03] Shino
    See...
[01:04] Saki
    Yeah, whatever. You can think
    about it when you get back.
[01:06] Saki
    Come on!
[01:07] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan!
[01:08] Saki
    Hurry up!
[01:12] Saki
    All right, there's lots to buy.
[01:15] Saki
    New clothes, new underwear...
[01:18] Saki
    What else do we need?
[01:20] Naoya
    You're sure into this, Saki-chan.
[01:22] Saki
    Yup.
[01:23] Saki
    Things have kind of sucked lately.
[01:26] Saki
    I'm looking forward to getting away.
[01:28] Naoya
    Wh-What do you mean, things have sucked?
[01:31] Saki
    That Milika kissed you.
[01:35] Naoya
    I'm really sorry for
    having let my guard down.
[01:40] Saki
    Ugh, gross!
[01:41] Saki
    Kissing and stuff...
[01:43] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[01:45] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[01:46] Saki
    We'll make it a chill,
    fun time at the hot springs.
[01:50] Saki
    Just chilling.
[01:52] Nagisa
    Uh, right...
[01:54] Saki
    All right, let's all buy what we need!
[01:57] Naoya
    Got it.
[01:58] Naoya
    What are you going to buy?
[01:59] Saki
    What should I get?
[02:00] Naoya
    What? What?
[02:02] Naoya
    Tell me, Saki-chan!
[02:05] Mirika
    What's their scheme this time?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    "Can't Wait for the Hot Springs"
[03:40] ---
    Mom, buy me some candy.
[03:45] Nagisa
    A hot springs trip with Naoya-kun, huh?
[03:50] Nagisa
    Saki-san said it'd be chill, but it's an
    opportunity to get close to Naoya-kun.
[03:58] Nagisa
    Milika-san kissed him first, and she
    refuses to join our relationship.
[04:04] Nagisa
    She said she's going to
    make him choose her alone.
[04:08] Nagisa
    I need to really put my mind to this.
[04:14] Nagisa
    I might even lose our current
    relationship with the three of us.
[04:19] Nagisa
    But if it does work out,
[04:23] ---
    maybe I'll get to kiss him on our trip, too.
[04:28] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[04:31] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Mint Flavor
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Grapefruit Flavor
SIGN    Sparkling Flavor!
    Shine Gummies
[04:47] Nagisa
    Th-These are...
[04:51] Nagisa
    I-If it really comes down to it,
    these will help a lot.
SIGN    Breathe Clean
SIGN    Fresh Breath
SIGN    Grapefruit Flavor
SIGN    Spreads refreshment through your mouth!
[04:59] Nagisa
    But... But...
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Mint Flavor
SIGN    Fresh Breath
    Grapefruit Flavor
SIGN    Sparkling Flavor!
    Shine Gummies
[05:09] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san...
[05:11] Saki
    N-Nagisa-chan...
[05:14] Nagisa
    She said it would be chill!
[05:16] Saki
    I told her!
[05:20] Saki
    But she's totally going to go for it!
[05:20] Saki
    But she's totally going to go for it!
[05:23] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san... Um...
[05:26] Saki
    Er, of course, right?
[05:29] Saki
    It's fine.
[05:30] Saki
    You're Naoya's girlfriend,
    too, after all, right?
[05:33] Saki
    It's not about the snacks, right?
[05:35] Nagisa
    Um...
[05:36] Saki
    Sheesh, seriously...
[05:44] Nagisa
    S-Saki-san!
[05:47] Saki
    Yeah, I tried to get ahead! I did!
[05:51] Nagisa
    So honest!
[05:53] Saki
    I thought you'd stay put
    if I just told you to...
[05:58] Saki
    And I was hoping to kiss him first and
    revel in my own sense of superiority!
[06:06] Saki
    But of course you'd make
    a move in this situation.
[06:10] Saki
    I have transgressed!
[06:13] Nagisa
    N-No, I'd forgotten to
    think about how you'd feel.
[06:18] Nagisa
    You ought to kiss him first, Saki-san.
[06:21] Saki
    Huh?
[06:22] Saki
    No, you don't need to go out of
    your way for someone like me.
[06:26] Saki
    Milika's already kissed him, anyway.
[06:28] Nagisa
    But...
[06:30] Saki
    So even if you get ahead of me,
    even though he was my boyfriend first...
SIGN    Gloom
[06:44] Saki
    This is so miserable.
[06:48] Saki
    B-But it's not anything
    you need to worry about.
[06:52] Nagisa
    No.
[06:55] Nagisa
    I've made up my mind.
[06:56] Nagisa
    I'm going to support you during our trip.
[07:00] Saki
    Support me?
[07:02] Saki
    Again, you don't need to...
[07:05] Nagisa
    If I kissed him first...
[07:09] Saki
    If you kissed him first?
[07:11] Nagisa
    I don't know how I'd face you!
[07:17] Nagisa
    So don't mind me.
[07:19] Nagisa
    I know! Let's go shop for
    clothes to wear on the trip.
[07:23] Nagisa
    Come on.
[07:25] Saki
    Nagisa-chan?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[07:27] Saki
    We ended up...
[07:28] Nagisa
    ...forgetting to buy anything.
[07:31] ---
    Look at that! Isn't it cute?
[07:38] ---
    Hawaii
[07:41] Nagisa
    Wh-What do you think?
[07:44] Saki
    Lame.
[07:46] Saki
    Uh, yeah.
[07:47] Nagisa
    Huh?
[07:48] Saki
    I-I don't know.
[07:49] Nagisa
    I'm choosing weird clothes on purpose!
[07:52] Nagisa
    So that I can make you look better!
[07:56] Saki
    You don't need to go that far.
[07:59] Nagisa
    I do!
[08:00] Nagisa
    Now it's your turn, Saki-san.
[08:03] Nagisa
    I'll choose something for you.
[08:05] Saki
    Uh, okay...
[08:15] Nagisa
    I chose something sexy for you.
[08:18] Saki
    Wait...
[08:20] Nagisa
    You look so good!
[08:22] Nagisa
    Really sexy!
[08:24] Saki
    No, it's actually... really tacky.
[08:28] Saki
    Do you have no fashion sense?
[08:30] Nagisa
    No way!
[08:32] Naoya
    Guys, have you decided what to buy?
[08:37] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[08:41] Naoya
    Is this a joke?
[08:42] Saki
    See?
[08:43] Naoya
    What?!
[08:49] Saki
    We're all set now.
[08:52] Saki
    We've been through so much.
[08:54] Saki
    I want to make this a good vacation.
[08:56] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[09:02] Naoya
    That's weird.
[09:04] Naoya
    I feel like I'm being watched by someone.
[09:09] Nagisa
    I'm going to have your back on this trip.
[09:13] Nagisa
    Make it happen.
[09:19] Saki
    Y-You know, though, Nagisa-chan...
[09:22] Saki
    Are you really sure?
[09:26] Nagisa
    Yes, of course.
[09:29] Saki
    You're such a good girl!
[09:32] Saki
    Fine.
[09:33] Saki
    Let's work together on this hot springs trip.
[09:36] Nagisa
    Yeah!
[09:37] Saki
    Huh? Naoya?
[09:39] Saki
    Naoya, what are you doing?
[09:42] Saki
    We're going inside.
[09:43] Naoya
    Oh, right.
[09:48] Saki
    I'm going to get closer
    to Naoya on this vacation.
[09:52] Nagisa
    What's important is for things
    to work out for Saki-san.
[09:56] Naoya
    I'm going to do everything
    I can for the two of them.
[09:59] Saki
    N-Nagisa-chan, I'll choose your
    clothes for you from now on.
[10:04] ---
    O-Okay...
[10:05] Mirika
    The three of them are going
    on a hot springs vacation?
[10:08] Mirika
    This is bullshit!
[10:10] Mirika
    Well, I'm going with them, obviously.
SIGN    Shino
SIGN    Calling
[10:26] Saki
    Shino? What's up?
[10:29] Shino
    It's not a big deal, but...
[10:33] Shino
    Uh...
[10:34] Shino
    You said you were going on a vacation.
[10:36] Saki
    Yeah.
[10:37] Saki
    I'm going to a hot spring
    with Naoya tomorrow.
[10:40] Saki
    It's in Hakone, and...
[10:46] Shino
    If he's really two-timing her...
[10:50] Shino
    I need to find out.
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[10:53] Mirika
    So...
[10:54] Mirika
    Do I need my swimsuit?
[10:59] Shino
    Naoya, hurry!
[11:02] Naoya
    Thanks for waiting.
[11:04] Shino
    Man, I can't wait for the hot spring.
[11:07] Shino
    I'm going to have so much fun.
[11:08] Nagisa
    Same.
[11:10] Naoya
    You two... I have big news.
[11:12] Saki
    Wh-What? What's wrong?
[11:16] Naoya
    You're cute as hell.
[11:18] Saki
    You're welcome.
[11:28] Naoya
    I can't believe I'm going to a hot
    spring with two attractive people.
[11:32] Naoya
    I'm genuinely happy!
[11:34] Saki
    He's still saying it.
[11:36] Naoya
    And what makes me even happier is that
[11:38] ---
    you haven't blamed me at all for letting
    my guard down and letting Milika-san kiss me.
[11:42] Naoya
    Thanks for continuing this relationship.
[11:46] Naoya
    I want to make this a good vacation
    and become closer to you both.
[11:51] Naoya
    So much so that Milika-san
    will want to give up!
[11:54] Naoya
    That's how lovey-dovey I'll get with you two!
[11:57] Saki
    L-Lovey-dovey?
[12:00] Naoya
    Huh? That's not what you want?
[12:02] Saki
    No, it's just the way you said it...
[12:06] Naoya
    D-Did it make you hate me?
[12:11] Naoya
    Then I'll work really hard
    so you'll love me again!
[12:16] Saki
    No...
[12:17] Nagisa
    Wait...
[12:22] Saki
    I-I do love you.
[12:24] Naoya
    Thank goodness!
[12:25] Saki
    A-Also...
[12:28] Saki
    Just so you know, I need to
    stay ahead of Milika, too.
[12:32] Saki
    Milika isn't going to be with us on this trip.
[12:34] Saki
    So I'm going to work really hard on us!
[12:37] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[12:40] N
    Now arriving at the last stop, Hakone-Yumoto.
[12:44] Saki
    A-Anyway, we're arriving at the station.
[12:46] ---
    Please transfer here for the
    Hakone-Tozan Line bound for Gora.
[12:47] Naoya
    Right.
[12:50] Naoya
    I know!
[12:51] ---
    The doors on the right side will open.
[12:59] Naoya
    There's something I can do on this vacation
    to become closer to both of you,
[13:03] ---
    since we don't need to
    worry about being seen.
[13:14] A
    What the?
[13:15] B
    What's up with those three?
[13:15] Saki
    Naoya...
[13:16] C
    Seriously?
[13:16] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[13:17] D
    He's got two at once.
[13:19] E
    Is that a harem?
[13:20] Naoya
    I was so worried about our two-timing
    that I couldn't even do this before.
[13:25] Naoya
    I believe physical touch is an
    important form of communication!
[13:29] Saki
    B-But it's the three of us, in public...
[13:33] Naoya
    Don't worry.
[13:35] Naoya
    What happens in Hakone, stays in Hakone!
[13:37] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:38] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:39] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:40] ---
    ...stays in Hakone!
[13:41] Nagisa
    Are you sure?!
[13:44] Saki
    No way!
[13:46] Naoya
    Let's do everything we can so
    we aren't left with any regrets!
[13:51] Naoya
    Also, I don't have any more money.
[13:54] Naoya
    This is a pressing issue.
[13:56] Naoya
    What about you, Minase-san?
[13:58] Nagisa
    I-I'm not against it, but...
[14:01] Naoya
    All right, let's go.
SIGN    Gora Station
[14:27] Naoya
    Well, Saki-chan, Minase-san?
[14:30] Nagisa
    I'm happy, but...
[14:33] Saki
    This is embarrassing!
[14:35] Saki
    What about you, Naoya?
[14:37] Naoya
    Well...
[14:39] Naoya
    Your hands are so soft...
[14:42] Naoya
    and warm.
[14:44] Naoya
    The whole point of holding hands
    is to touch someone's skin.
[14:49] Naoya
    It's simply an act of flirtation.
[14:52] Saki
    I hate the way you describe it.
[14:56] Naoya
    And to do that in public, outside...
[15:00] Naoya
    Between three people, no less.
[15:03] Naoya
    The sheer depravity of it...
[15:07] Naoya
    It gets my heart racing.
[15:09] Saki
    Good for you.
[15:16] Saki
    Okay, we're almost at the hotel.
[15:20] Saki
    People are looking...
[15:22] Naoya
    There are a lot of people flirting, too.
[15:25] A
    Stop it, you're embarrassing me.
[15:27] B
    Oh, come on.
[15:28] A
    I can't wait to see our room.
[15:30] B
    You're so pretty.
[15:32] B
    Let's go at it really hard until morning
    once we get to the hotel.
[15:35] A
    You pervert!
[15:39] (Flashback) Saki
    Milika isn't going to be with us on this trip.
[15:42] (Flashback) Saki
    So I'm going to work really hard on us!
[15:45] Naoya
    Is that what you meant by "work really hard"?!
[15:47] Saki
    No, it's not!
[15:49] Saki
    I just meant I hope we can
    get closer so we can kiss!
[15:54] Nagisa
    Of course!
[15:55] Naoya
    Oh... I see.
[15:57] Naoya
    So you haven't thought about
    what we do after that, huh?
[16:01] Naoya
    We did promise not to do it.
[16:04] Saki
    Though, um, well...
[16:07] Saki
    I haven't not thought about that a little.
[16:24] Saki
    I actually said it.
[16:27] Saki
    I-It seems like something might
    happen on this trip!
[16:34] Naoya
    W-We're here.
[16:37] Saki
    Th-This inn seems nice.
[16:40] Nagisa
    It looks expensive.
[16:48] Naoya
    Should we go, then?
[16:50] Mirika
    You finally made it!
[16:51] Mirika
    Naoya!
[16:53] Naoya
    M-Milika-san!
[16:58] Saki
    You!
[16:59] Saki
    You followed us?!
[17:00] Mirika
    Of course I did.
[17:04] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[17:07] Saki
    Shino?!
[17:09] Mirika
    Who are you?
[17:11] Saki
    Shino... Why are you here?
[17:13] Naoya
    Are you on vacation, too? What a coincidence!
[17:16] Shino
    So Minase-san came along after all.
[17:19] Saki
    Sh-Shino...
[17:24] Shino
    Sakisaki...
[17:25] Shino
    He's two-timing you, isn't he?
[17:34] Saki
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What do we do?
[17:36] Saki
    She's going to out us.
[17:38] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[17:40] Mirika
    Huh? Hey!
[17:43] Nagisa
    I came here with Rika-san.
[17:46] Nagisa
    We just happened to run into Saki-san.
[17:49] Mirika
    Huh?
[17:51] Nagisa
    Isn't that right?
[17:53] Mirika
    What? What are you...
[17:58] Nagisa
    I won't tell anyone that you're a MeTuber.
[18:02] Mirika
    Totally! We came here together, right, Nagisa?
[18:06] Nagisa
    Right?
[18:07] Nagisa
    L-Let's go, Rika-san.
[18:09] Mirika
    Yeah!
[18:12] Shino
    H-Hey!
[18:15] Naoya
    Should we get going, then?
[18:17] Saki
    F-For sure!
[18:24] Saki
    Later!
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[18:31] Nagisa
    I want to hold hands, too...
[18:42] Mirika
    What do we do now?!
[18:45] Nagisa
    D-Dunno.
[18:52] Saki
    How did this happen?
[18:54] Naoya
    We might have to be honest
    about our relationship now.
[18:59] Saki
    I-I know, but...
[19:02] Saki
    But...
[19:04] Saki
    Wait, where's Nagisa-chan?
[19:08] Naoya
    It's from Minase-san.
[19:10] Naoya
    "It's going to be hard to explain
    if Shino-san sees us together again.
[19:17] Naoya
    I need to keep an eye on Milika-san, anyway.
[19:20] Naoya
    You two go ahead and enjoy this trip."
[19:26] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[19:28] Naoya
    I can't let this happen!
[19:33] Nagisa
    There's an outdoor bath
    in the room. It's so nice.
[19:37] Nagisa
    Let's enjoy it together.
[19:40] Mirika
    Jeez, who is she, even?
[19:43] Mirika
    I'm going to find an opportunity
    to sneak out and see Naoya.
[19:49] Nagisa
    I think she's Saki-san's friend.
[19:54] Nagisa
    Huh?
[19:56] Naoya
    Come on, let's go!
[19:58] Nagisa
    What's happening?!
[20:01] Mirika
    N-Naoya?!
[20:03] Naoya
    I mean, if you just go to our room,
     Shino-san might see us.
[20:09] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya?!
[20:10] Naoya
    So I went out the window and
    walked across the rooftops.
[20:14] Naoya
    It'll be okay now!
[20:15] Nagisa
    I'm not okay at all right now!
[20:19] Naoya
    The three of us came on this trip together!
[20:21] Naoya
    The three of us have to enjoy
    it together, or there's no point!
[20:24] Nagisa
    Yeah, I get that, but...
[20:28] Nagisa
    I'm n-naked!
[20:31] Naoya
    I know that!
[20:33] Nagisa
    I thought you didn't notice.
[20:36] Naoya
    I feel bad about it.
[20:38] Naoya
    But I can't just leave you.
[20:41] Naoya
    You're important to me.
[20:44] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[20:48] Nagisa
    B-But really, I'm all right.
[20:52] Naoya
    Wh-Why?!
[20:54] Nagisa
    You're really close...
[20:57] Naoya
    Please tell me.
[20:59] Nagisa
    No, uh, Naoya-kun...
[21:02] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[21:03] Nagisa
    We can't let her see us together.
[21:07] Naoya
    I'll figure it out.
[21:08] Nagisa
    There's also other stuff.
[21:11] Naoya
    No matter what reasons there may be,
     I still want to be with you.
[21:17] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[21:23] Nagisa
    I decided that I want to make sure this
    vacation works out for Saki-san first.
[21:32] Nagisa
    I'm sorry!
[21:43] Naoya
    M-Minase-san!
[21:45] Nagisa
    No, really...
[21:47] Nagisa
    Please don't mind me.
[21:53] Nagisa
    I'll be all right!
[21:56] Naoya
    M-Minase-san!
[22:07] Mirika
    How dare you get flirty in front of me?
[22:13] Mirika
    But this is an opportunity.
[22:22] Mirika
    I'm going to seduce the
    hell out of you, Naoya.
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[23:57] Mirika
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Do you do your summer homework
    at the beginning or the end of break?
[24:00] Saki
    At the end.
[24:01] Saki
    I have fun until I'm really screwed,
    then I finish it in a mad rush.
[24:04] Shino
    But the truth is?
[24:04] Saki
    I procrastinate on the sucky stuff.
[24:06] Saki
    Get it? Because I'm Saki.
[24:07] Shino
    It's easiest if you do a little bit every day.
[24:09] Shino
    Besides, the point of homework...
[24:10] Saki
    Get lost!

E11 - Hot Spring Tropes

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[00:01] Shino
    My friend, Sakisaki, may be getting two-timed.
[00:05] Shino
    Such immorality can't be accepted.
[00:09] Shino
    If my friend is on the wrong course,
    it's up to me as her friend to stop her.
[00:15] Shino
    But in fact, she's being three-timed!
[00:17] Shino
    Not even two-timed, but three-timed?
[00:20] Shino
    What has been happening without my knowledge?!
[00:29] Naoya
    M-Milika-san...
[00:32] Naoya
    I need to talk to Minase-san!
[00:35] Naoya
    Let me go after her.
[00:38] Milika
    No way.
[00:40] Milika
    We're finally alone together, Naoya.
[00:44] Milika
    I'm going to seduce the hell out of you.
[00:47] Naoya
    What are you going to do?
[00:51] Milika
    I'm going to make you obsessed with me.
[00:55] Naoya
    You're not...
[00:56] Naoya
    going to show me your breasts
    or make me touch them, are you?!
[01:04] Milika
    That's for after we start going out!
[01:07] Milika
    How could I do that? That's embarrassing!
[01:10] Naoya
    But you said you were
    going to make me obsessed.
[01:12] Milika
    I-I was going to show off my cleavage!
[01:15] Naoya
    O-Oh...
[01:17] Naoya
    But you're all right with kissing?
[01:27] Milika
    Th-That was an exception.
[01:32] Milika
    How was it, anyway?
[01:34] Naoya
    How was what?
[01:36] Milika
    The kiss.
[01:37] Milika
    You couldn't stop thinking
    about me after that, could you?
[01:41] Milika
    D-Did it make your heart race
    every time you remembered it?
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[01:47] Naoya
    No... Well, it did surprise me.
[01:51] Milika
    Didn't it?
[01:54] Milika
    Th-That's it?
[01:56] Naoya
    Y-Yeah...
[02:02] Milika
    It was a kiss! A kiss!
[02:04] Milika
    It was my...
[02:06] ---
    My...
[02:11] Milika
    My first kiss!
[02:14] Milika
    All it did was surprise you?
[02:19] Naoya
    A-Anyway...
[02:21] Naoya
    I'm going to go after Minase-san.
[02:25] Milika
    In that case...
[02:26] Milika
    All right!
[02:27] Naoya
    I'm not letting you catch
    me off guard to kiss me!
[02:31] Milika
    Naoya, let's talk.
[02:34] Naoya
    Huh?
[02:35] Milika
    I want you to get to know me.
[02:37] Milika
    I won't do weird stuff to
    seduce you or anything.
[02:39] Milika
    You have to learn about me.
[02:41] Milika
    You have to take interest in me.
[02:43] Milika
    Otherwise, this'll never get anywhere.
[02:45] Milika
    Besides, I want to get to know you, too.
[02:50] Naoya
    Sorry, but I'm worried about Minase-san.
[02:53] Milika
    I-I get that, but...
[02:59] Milika
    W-Wait up.
[03:04] Naoya
    Milika-san?
[03:06] Milika
    Just a little, okay?
[03:10] Milika
    I'll do anything you ask next time.
[03:20] Naoya
    Then how about five minutes?
[03:23] Milika
    That's it?!
[03:26] Milika
    All right, though.
[03:29] Milika
    Okay, get in the bath.
[03:31] Naoya
    No, I'm wearing clothes!
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[05:06] Milika
    Okay, start.
[05:08] Milika
    Five minutes, right?
[05:12] Naoya
    You're close.
[05:13] Milika
    Don't sweat the little things.
[05:17] Milika
    Come to think of it, we haven't
    really introduced ourselves yet.
[05:21] Milika
    I'm Hoshizaki Rika.
[05:22] Milika
    High school student and MeTuber.
[05:25] Naoya
    I'm Mukai Naoya.
[05:27] Milika
    My favorite thing is myself.
[05:29] Milika
    What about you?
[05:32] Naoya
    What I like?
[05:35] Naoya
    Bananas, I guess?
[05:36] Milika
    Bananas?
[05:38] Milika
    Bananas...
[05:41] Milika
    That's so weird.
[05:43] Naoya
    Aren't bananas good, though?
[05:44] Milika
    They are, but is that really all?
[05:48] Milika
    What do you hate, then?
[05:50] Milika
    I hate studying for school,
    haters, and... oh, my dad.
[05:56] Naoya
    It's not a thing, but I hate regrets.
[06:00] Naoya
    So I try to live every day
    of my life to the fullest.
[06:06] Milika
    So cool!
[06:08] Milika
    What's your dream, then?
[06:09] Naoya
    Dreams?
[06:11] Milika
    My dream is to grow my
    MeTube channel even more,
[06:15] ---
    make more money, earn more fans,
[06:18] ---
    do something amazing,
    and leave my mark on the world.
[06:22] Naoya
    I...
[06:24] Naoya
    I haven't thought about it much before.
[06:27] Naoya
    But now, bringing happiness to
    Saki-chan and Minase-san is my dream.
[06:36] Milika
    I-I like that you're honest like that, too.
[06:40] Milika
    Although it's annoying.
[06:43] Milika
    Wait... I just said I like you!
[06:46] Milika
    I mean, I do, though.
[06:49] Milika
    Anyway, next. We're wasting time.
[06:51] Milika
    Do you have any siblings?
[06:53] Milika
    I have a kid sister.
[06:55] Milika
    She's a brat, though.
[06:56] Naoya
    I don't, but I kinda wish I did.
[06:59] Milika
    It's not bad, actually.
[07:02] Milika
    Where do you wish you could go?
[07:03] Milika
    I want to go to Hawaii.
[07:05] Naoya
    Anywhere that I don't have to fly to.
[07:07] Milika
    Are you scared of flying?
[07:09] Milika
    Let's see... What do you do in your spare time?
[07:13] Milika
    Other than studying.
[07:14] Milika
    I spend all my time on my videos.
[07:17] Milika
    My camping videos are doing well lately.
[07:21] Naoya
    I watch MeTube a lot.
[07:23] Milika
    Really? Which channels?
[07:25] Naoya
    Your videos, actually.
[07:29] Naoya
    Haven't I told you?
[07:31] Milika
    N-No, you did, but...
[07:34] Milika
    After all that happened,
    I thought you might not anymore.
[07:38] Naoya
    They're fun to watch.
[07:45] Milika
    Thanks.
[07:48] Milika
    I'm glad I got to talk to you, Naoya.
[07:56] Milika
    This is so much fun.
[08:08] Milika
    Aw, it's already been five minutes.
[08:11] Milika
    You can leave now. Go on.
[08:14] Naoya
    Right.
[08:27] Milika
    G-Get lost already!
[08:30] Naoya
    Sorry!
[08:33] Milika
    H-He saw me!
[08:38] Naoya
    I have to find Minase-san quick.
[09:01] Shino
    M-Mukai-kun?
[09:04] Naoya
    Sh-Shino-san...
[09:07] Naoya
    Oh! Can I say something?
[09:10] Naoya
    I...
[09:14] Naoya
    I-I can almost see you.
[09:18] Shino
    Pervert!
[09:21] Shino
    How did you fall into the women's baths?
[09:23] Naoya
    Oh, it was an accident!
[09:26] Shino
    Unbelievable.
[09:27] Shino
    I can't believe you're Sakisaki's boyfriend.
[09:30] Naoya
    I'm sorry.
[09:32] Naoya
    Thanks for being a good friend to Saki-chan.
[09:35] Shino
    Is now the time to say that?!
[09:36] Shino
    I thought you were more
    upright and studious.
[09:41] Naoya
    I'm not a liar!
[09:42] Shino
    And that you wouldn't barge
     into the women's baths!
[09:45] Shino
    But never mind that.
[09:54] Shino
    Mukai-kun, are you actually two-timing?
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[10:01] Milika
    I-It's locked!
[10:05] Saki
    Sheesh...
[10:06] Saki
    Naoya still isn't back.
[10:08] Saki
    I hope Nagisa-chan's all right.
[10:12] Saki
    Huh?
[10:14] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[10:16] Saki
    Nagisa-chan!
[10:17] Saki
    Have you seen Naoya?
[10:18] Nagisa
    W-Well, you see...
[10:21] Saki
    Nagisa-chan?
[10:23] Saki
    Wait, we can't let Shino see us talking.
[10:28] Saki
    Let's go somewhere else.
[10:31] Shino
    Well?
[10:32] Shino
    Are you two-timing her?
[10:34] Naoya
    I have to keep my promise to Saki-chan.
[10:36] Naoya
    I can't let her find out.
[10:40] Naoya
    I-I'm...
[10:42] Shino
    Well?
[10:45] Naoya
    L-Let me ask you, why do you care so much?
[10:51] Shino
    Listen.
[10:52] Shino
    Sakisaki is my friend.
[10:56] Shino
    If your friend was being two-timed,
    wouldn't you put a stop to it?
[11:00] Naoya
    Good point!
[11:03] Naoya
    That said, you could also argue that
    it's a matter of personal freedom.
[11:07] Shino
    That's true.
[11:08] Shino
    But not for Sakisaki.
[11:11] Naoya
    Why not?!
[11:13] Shino
    She's a bit of a pushover, you might say.
[11:17] Shino
    She's kind of stupid.
[11:19] Naoya
    Stupid?
[11:21] Shino
    Yes, stupid.
[11:23] Shino
    I can picture her going along with
    being two-timed if she were begged.
[11:31] Shino
    She doesn't really seem
    to think things through.
[11:33] Shino
    I can't just let her be.
[11:34] Naoya
    Th-That's not...
[11:37] Shino
    It's possible!
[11:38] Shino
    Besides, do you even know...
[11:41] Shino
    what kind of downsides there
    are to dating two people?
[11:45] Shino
    A girl is always worried
    about who's number one.
[11:49] Naoya
    I think I can love them both equally.
[11:50] Shino
    The time she can spend alone
    together is cut in half.
[11:53] Naoya
    There might be things that are
    more fun with two other people!
[11:55] Shino
    Can you really take care of
    two people in this economy?!
[11:59] Shino
    Can you tell her parents?!
[12:03] Shino
    Besides, Section 732 of the Civil
    Code prohibits polygamous marriage.
[12:07] Shino
    Two-timing is tantamount to a crime.
[12:10] Shino
    You're at a tax disadvantage
    if you can't get married.
[12:13] Shino
    You may not even be able to
    receive insurance payments.
[12:15] Shino
    You can't sign surgery consent forms.
[12:19] Shino
    There are all kinds of problems.
[12:24] Naoya
    Th-This is all good to know.
[12:26] Shino
    Cut the bullshit!
[12:27] Naoya
    I'm serious!
[12:28] Shino
    Damn it!
[12:30] Shino
    So, you are two-timing her, aren't you?
[12:40] Naoya
    Sorry, but I can't tell you that!
[12:44] Shino
    Mukai-kun! Hey!
[12:46] Shino
    I'm not letting you go!
[12:51] Shino
    If you don't tell me the truth, I'm going
    to raise my voice and call for help.
[12:54] Shino
    You don't want that, do you?
[12:56] Naoya
    No, I'll take my punishment
    for peeping later.
[12:59] Shino
    What's wrong with you?!
[13:04] Naoya
    Your towel's falling!
[13:07] Shino
    I don't care anymore!
[13:08] Shino
    I don't have much to see, anyway.
[13:11] Shino
    I have even less than Sakisaki!
[13:13] Naoya
    What are you talking about?!
[13:15] Shino
    But I'll kill you if you look!
[13:16] Naoya
    I'm not going to look!
[13:18] Shino
    Anyway, if you're really two-timing her,
    I swear I'll make you regret it.
[13:27] Naoya
    This might not be the time, but...
[13:33] Naoya
    I'm glad Saki-chan has a friend
    who cares so much about her.
[13:38] Shino
    This really isn't the time!
[13:42] Shino
    Also, what was going on with
    Hoshizaki-san confessing to you?
[13:50] (Flashback) Milika
    I like you, Naoya.
[13:55] Shino
    Are you a three-timer?
[13:58] Naoya
    No!
[13:59] Naoya
    I'm not three-timing!
[14:02] Shino
    You're not three-timing?!
[14:05] Shino
    Ugh! I seriously don't get it!
[14:13] Saki
    We have an excuse for bumping
    into each other here.
[14:40] Saki
    It's totally in!
[14:42] Shino
    It is not!
[14:44] Saki
    Wh-Why are you with Naoya, Shino?!
[14:48] Shino
    No, Sakisaki, it's not what you think!
[14:57] Shino
    Mukai-kun!
[14:59] Naoya
    Don't get up! You're exposing yourself.
[15:04] Saki
    No...
[15:08] Saki
    Milika stole our kiss, and now you're
    cheating on me with my friend!
[15:13] Shino
    I-I said this isn't...
[15:16] Shino
    Wait, Mukai-kun, you kissed another girl?
[15:20] Naoya
    W-Well...
[15:27] Nagisa
    I'm not in a relationship
    with the two of them.
[15:31] Nagisa
    Please stop questioning us.
[15:33] Nagisa
    It's aggravating.
[15:37] Shino
    Are you threatening me?!
[15:50] Naoya
    S-Sorry!
[15:56] Shino
    I can't!
[16:02] Saki
    Naoya's wearing his underwear.
[16:08] Saki
    Thank goodness!
[16:10] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[16:13] Naoya
    Why are you in the women's baths?!
[16:15] Naoya
    With your pants down?!
[16:18] Naoya
    I can explain...
[16:21] Milika
    Hi, front desk?
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[16:23] Milika
    I, um... got locked out of my
    room in the outdoor bath.
[16:28] Milika
    Yes.
[16:29] Nagisa
    A-Anyway, we managed to
    hide our relationship.
[16:35] Saki
    Thanks, Nagisa-chan.
[16:38] Nagisa
    Well, I'm going back to Milika-san's room.
[16:42] Saki
    Nagisa-chan?
[16:44] Naoya
    Why not our room?
[16:46] Nagisa
    We did hide our relationship,
[16:48] ---
    but it's going to get complicated
    if we're in the same room.
[16:52] Naoya
    I'm sure it'll be fine.
[16:54] Saki
    Yeah. You don't have to take it that far.
[16:56] Nagisa
    A-Are you sure?
[17:01] Nagisa
    It's all right, though.
[17:04] Naoya
    What is?!
[17:05] Nagisa
    The less risk we take, the better.
[17:08] Naoya
    You're kind of weird today, Minase-san.
[17:12] Nagisa
    I'm the same as I always am.
[17:15] Naoya
    You're not!
[17:17] Naoya
    You were avoiding me earlier, too.
[17:19] Nagisa
    No, that was mainly because I was naked!
[17:23] Saki
    Naked?
[17:25] Saki
    Wait, is this because of our promise?
[17:29] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I'm going to support you
    during our trip, Saki-san.
[17:34] Naoya
    Promise?
[17:36] Naoya
    Is something happening?
[17:38] Nagisa
    N-No...
[17:39] Nagisa
    I just think this'll work to my advantage.
[17:46] Nagisa
    I was the one who came between
    you two in the first place.
[17:52] Nagisa
    No matter how I look at it,
    I'm in your way, Saki-san.
[17:58] Nagisa
    So I can't imagine you'd appreciate it
    if I kept making moves on Naoya-kun.
[18:07] Saki
    W-Well...
[18:09] Nagisa
    So if you really became tired of his
    two-timing, that's the end of our relationship.
[18:17] Nagisa
    It's like a dream that I get
    to be Naoya-kun's girlfriend.
[18:22] Nagisa
    I want to keep this relationship
    going for as long as I can.
[18:26] Nagisa
    That's why I'm making sure people don't
    find out that Saki-san's getting two-timed.
[18:31] Nagisa
    It's in my own interest to
    give you time alone with him.
[18:39] Nagisa
    So don't worry about me.
[18:44] Naoya
    No, that's not right!
[18:46] Nagisa
    Huh?
[18:47] Saki
    Naoya?
[18:48] Naoya
    That's...
[18:50] ---
    That's...
[18:52] Naoya
    Damn it, screw these pants!
[18:55] Saki
    Don't take them off!
[18:56] Saki
    Put them on!
[19:00] Nagisa
    That's not right!
[19:02] Saki
    Don't go grabbing a girl's
    shoulders with your pants down!
[19:05] Saki
    Also, when are you leaving the women's baths?
[19:08] Saki
    What if someone comes in?
[19:18] Naoya
    We're in the middle of something important!
[19:21] Saki
    Get out!
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[19:24] Shino
    They saw everything...
[19:26] Shino
    Everything!
[19:35] A
    S-Sorry for intruding!
[19:39] Saki
    Yeesh...
[19:41] Nagisa
    W-Well, I'll be going, too.
[19:43] Saki
    Just a second.
[19:46] Saki
    I'm not satisfied, either.
[19:49] Saki
    Nagisa-chan, I think you're
    holding back way too much.
[19:53] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[19:55] Saki
    You don't have to leave in the middle of a
    vacation just because you're supporting me.
[20:00] Saki
    Why would you go so far?
[20:03] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[20:07] Nagisa
    This is embarrassing to talk about,
    so please don't tell Naoya-kun.
[20:24] Nagisa
    I've always had a way of screwing things up.
[20:33] Nagisa
    I couldn't even get 10% on any tests at school.
[20:39] Saki
    She wasn't kidding about
    it being embarrassing.
[20:42] Nagisa
    I had to study much more than
    everyone else to get an average grade.
[20:47] Nagisa
    I barely made it.
SIGN    Age 6
[20:52] Nagisa
    I had to practice back hip
    circles for an hour every day
[20:56] ---
    for three months to get it right.
[20:57] Saki
    How tenacious!
[20:58] Nagisa
    Everything I do takes much more effort
    from me than everyone else puts in.
[21:02] Nagisa
    I'm not good at anything.
[21:04] Nagisa
    But I can become average if I work at it,
    so I figured that's good enough.
[21:10] Saki
    You're so positive.
[21:13] Nagisa
    I've always been like that,
    ever since I was a kid.
[21:15] Nagisa
    It's not so bad that I can't function in life.
[21:19] Nagisa
    So there's no point in moping over it.
[21:22] Saki
    This kid's strong.
[21:24] Nagisa
    That said, I've tried all kinds of things,
[21:28] ---
    hoping I might find something
    that I'm good at.
[21:32] Nagisa
    Sports, music, manga, gaming...
SIGN    Hours
SIGN    I spent 500 to 1,000 hours on all of them.
SIGN    Hours
SIGN    But I never got very good.
[21:44] Saki
    She's so diligent!
[21:46] Nagisa
    I might have caught on with some
    of it if I'd spent more time.
[21:51] Nagisa
    But it's hard to work your butt
    off when you aren't improving.
[21:56] Nagisa
    I've always felt a bit sad
    for myself about it, though.
[22:01] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[22:07] Nagisa
    And then summer entrance exams came...
[22:21] Nagisa
    And I met the love of my life.
SIGN    Preview
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    "Girlfriend, Girlfriend"
[23:57] Saki
    A Girlfriend's Two Choices!
[23:58] Naoya
    Which would you rather go to,
    the past or the future?
[24:00] Nagisa
    The future.
[24:01] Nagisa
    I'd want to find out what
    kind of troubles we'd face,
[24:03] ---
    and get ready so we can overcome them.
[24:05] Saki
    The past for me.
[24:06] Saki
    If we'd met sooner, maybe...
[24:09] Milika
    It sounds like you're about
    to say something important!

E12 - Girlfriend, Girlfriend

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[00:01] Nagisa
    And then summer entrance exams came...
[00:04] Nagisa
    And I met the love of my life.
[00:09] Saki
    The love of your life? You mean...
[00:21] Nagisa
    I at least want an average education.
[00:27] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan, are you ready for the exam?
[00:29] (Flashback) Saki
    I don't know.
[00:30] (Flashback) Saki
    I might be in trouble, Naoya.
[00:33] (Flashback) Saki
    I crammed all night last night,
[00:35] (Flashback) Saki
    but I don't know if I
    remember any of it or not.
[00:38] (Flashback) Naoya
    Oh...
[00:39] (Flashback) Naoya
    Then...
[00:44] (Flashback) Naoya
    If we get into high school,
    I want you to go out with me.
[00:50] Nagisa
    What kind of condition is that?!
[01:00] (Flashback) Naoya
    I like you, Saki-chan.
[01:02] (Flashback) Saki
    Wait!
[01:03] Nagisa
    Again, why now?
[01:05] (Flashback) Naoya
    We can strengthen our bond if we overcome
    the challenge that is the exam.
[01:09] (Flashback) Naoya
    We can become a beautiful couple!
[01:12] (Flashback) Saki
    S-S-Stop!
[01:13] (Flashback) Naoya
    So, Saki-chan, what do you think?
[01:18] (Flashback) Saki
    What do you expect?
[01:20] (Flashback) Saki
    To hell with that!
[01:23] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm busy thinking about exams right now!
    What are you thinking?!
[01:27] (Flashback) Saki
    Oh, man! I've already forgotten some
    English words because of that!
[01:31] (Flashback) Saki
    What if I fail because of this?!
[01:34] (Flashback) Naoya
    Sorry! I'll take responsibility!
[01:37] (Flashback) Naoya
    Let's get married!
[01:38] (Flashback) Saki
    You don't have to!
[01:40] Nagisa
    He doesn't know when to give up!
[01:41] Nagisa
    If anything, he's raising the bar even more!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    "Girlfriend, Girlfriend"
[01:44] Shino
    Mukai-kun's at it again.
[01:46] A
    He's been confessing to her every
    month since elementary school.
[01:49] (Flashback) A
    I don't know how he doesn't give up.
[01:53] Nagisa
    He's been doing this every
    month since elementary school?
[01:56] Nagisa
    Even though she's turned him down every time?
SIGN    Crazy Person
[02:00] Nagisa
    He's a crazy person!
[02:01] Nagisa
    A crazy person! A crazy person! A crazy person!
[02:05] (Flashback) ---
    Saki-chan!
[02:08] (Flashback) Saki
    Naoya, you idiot!
[02:09] (Flashback) Saki
    I'm leaving you behind.
[02:11] (Flashback) Naoya
    No matter what?
[02:15] (Flashback) Saki
    Enough!
[02:16] (Flashback) Naoya
    Wait...
[02:18] Nagisa
    H-He's so resilient.
[02:22] Nagisa
    How does he have so much tenacity?
[02:24] Nagisa
    Why?
[02:25] Nagisa
    I don't get it.
[02:29] (Flashback) Saki
    English was bad.
[02:31] (Flashback) Naoya
    It's all right.
[02:32] (Flashback) Naoya
    You've got it for sure.
[02:34] (Flashback) Saki
    Got what for sure?!
[02:36] (Flashback) Naoya
    Let's ace the next one.
[02:38] Nagisa
    It hasn't worked at all,
    and he's been trying for years.
[02:43] Nagisa
    I would have given up if I were him.
[02:48] (Flashback) Saki
    It's finally over.
[02:51] (Flashback) Saki
    I think I'm screwed.
[02:53] (Flashback) Naoya
    It was really attractive,
    the way you worked so hard.
[02:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    You were beautiful.
[02:57] (Flashback) Saki
    Fine, fine.
[02:59] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun, was it?
[03:04] Nagisa
    I wonder what he's like.
[03:08] Nagisa
    I kind of want to talk to him.
[03:13] Nagisa
    I wish I could live like Naoya-kun.
[03:24] Nagisa
    I got in.
[03:27] Nagisa
    I wonder if Naoya-kun got in, too.
[03:29] Nagisa
    I wonder if I can learn more about
    Naoya-kun if we get into the same class.
[03:36] (Flashback) Saki
    I got in!
[03:52] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[03:55] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[03:56] (Flashback) Naoya
    Congratulations!
[03:58] (Flashback) Saki
    Hey...
[03:59] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:00] (Flashback) ---
    Look, stop...
[04:03] (Flashback) Naoya
    I'm so glad.
[04:05] (Flashback) Saki
    Y-Yeah...
[04:13] (Flashback) Saki
    Jeez...
[04:14] (Flashback) Saki
    Thanks.
[04:15] (Flashback) Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[04:20] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Um...
[04:22] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Don't mind me!
[04:37] Nagisa
    Huh? Am I...
[04:40] Nagisa
    Come to think of it,
[04:42] ---
    I've been thinking about
    Naoya-kun all the time lately.
[04:47] Nagisa
    Wh-Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[04:49] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun's already in love with someone.
[04:53] Nagisa
    And the way they were acting...
[04:56] Nagisa
    They might already be dating.
[04:58] Nagisa
    But I've never felt like this before.
[05:03] Nagisa
    If I were Naoya-kun...
[05:07] Nagisa
    If I were Naoya-kun, I would never give up.
[05:14] Nagisa
    I want to try my best so that he'll like me.
[05:18] Nagisa
    I'm not going to give up,
    no matter how hopeless it gets.
[05:22] Nagisa
    That's the Naoya-kun I'm
    in love with, after all.
[05:28] (Flashback) Nagisa
    They say the quickest way to a
    man's heart is through his stomach.
[05:41] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I have to get back in shape after
    all that studying for the exam.
[05:52] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I can't be in embarrassing shape
    when I confess to Naoya-kun.
[06:06] (Flashback) Nagisa
    Welcome.
[06:08] Nagisa
    I need to buy good ingredients,
    and I have to work hard.
[06:18] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I guess it's not going to be so easy.
[06:23] (Flashback) Nagisa
    But...
[06:27] (Flashback) ---
    It's not the same as before.
[06:33] (Flashback) Nagisa
    It's all so that I can be
    loved by someone I love.
[06:36] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I can keep going!
[06:41] Nagisa
    I think I've changed, thanks to Naoya-kun.
[06:45] Nagisa
    I'm so happy.
[06:48] Nagisa
    I'm so happy to know that I can work so hard.
[06:54] Nagisa
    So that's why I'm who I am now,
     thanks to Naoya-kun.
[07:00] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun saved me, and my greatest wish
    is to continue the relationship with him.
[07:07] Nagisa
    I'm not holding back by being on my own.
[07:13] Saki
    Nagisa-chan...
[07:17] Nagisa
    Well, I'm going back inside.
[07:21] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[07:25] Saki
    Hey, Nagisa-chan...
[07:26] Saki
    About what you said earlier...
[07:30] Nagisa
    P-Please don't tell Naoya-kun that
    I'm a clumsy failure of a girl.
[07:36] Nagisa
    That'd be so embarrassing.
[07:40] Nagisa
    I'd die.
[07:41] Naoya
    Minase-san.
[07:48] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun!
[07:49] Naoya
    Look...
[07:51] Naoya
    Just because you couldn't get anything right,
[07:53] ---
    and you couldn't work hard at anything
[07:56] ---
    and I ended up saving you,
[07:59] ---
    you shouldn't have to be out on your own!
    You're definitely holding back!
[08:03] Nagisa
    He heard all of it!
[08:05] Naoya
    The women's baths are on the
    other side of the men's baths!
[08:09] Nagisa
    No!
[08:10] Naoya
    W-Wait!
[08:11] Nagisa
    I don't want to!
[08:13] Naoya
    I don't want you to hold back!
[08:15] Nagisa
    I'm not holding back!
[08:17] Naoya
    Let's enjoy our vacation together!
[08:19] Nagisa
    Shino-san's going to be suspicious
    again if we're together!
[08:23] Naoya
    But we shouldn't be apart!
[08:26] Nagisa
    I'm fine!
[08:29] Saki
    Sh-She's so fast!
[08:29] Saki
    Sh-She's so fast!
[08:33] Milika
    Where did Naoya go?
[08:40] Shino
    Just a second... What's your
    relationship with Mukai-kun?
[08:44] Milika
    What about you?
[08:47] Milika
    Nagisa?
[08:48] Naoya
    Minase-san!
[08:51] Milika
    H-Hey!
[08:52] Shino
    Wait up!
[08:53] Naoya
    Wait, Minase-san!
[08:59] Naoya
    I'm not letting you get away!
[09:01] Nagisa
    You heard me, so why don't you understand?!
[09:09] Nagisa
    I don't mind being second to Saki-san if
    I get to continue my relationship with you,
[09:13] ---
    because I love you!
[09:16] Naoya
    That's not right!
[09:17] Naoya
    Doesn't it hurt even more,
    then, if you love me?
[09:19] Nagisa
    I'm fine!
[09:21] Naoya
    You're lying!
[09:23] Milika
    What are they talking about?
[09:25] Shino
    I can't quite hear them.
[09:27] Naoya
    Also, you say our relationship's going to
    end if Saki-chan gets sick of my two-timing...
[09:33] Naoya
    But as long as you and I
    don't give up, it won't end!
[09:38] Nagisa
    B-But...
[09:39] Nagisa
    If that happens, there's less of a chance
    that Saki-san will let you keep two-timing!
[09:46] Naoya
    That's true!
[09:48] Nagisa
    See?!
[09:50] Naoya
    Okay, then, if it really doesn't work,
[09:53] ---
    are you going to forget
    about me and move on?!
[09:57] Naoya
    Are you going to go out with someone else?!
[10:01] Naoya
    Minase-san, you cheater!
[10:03] Nagisa
    This is coming from a two-timer!
[10:06] Nagisa
    I don't want that to happen, which is
    why I want you to prioritize Saki-san!
[10:11] Naoya
    I can't! That's too unfair!
[10:14] Nagisa
    You're too ridiculous, Naoya-kun!
[10:16] Naoya
    And you're a liar, Minase-san!
[10:19] ---
    Come on!
[10:21] Nagisa
    I've been thinking ever since you proposed
    the relationship in the first place...
[10:26] Nagisa
    What would you have done
    if Saki-san dumped you?!
[10:30] Naoya
    Well...
[10:31] Naoya
    I would have figured it
    out when it came to that.
[10:33] Nagisa
    That's what I mean!
[10:36] Nagisa
    For better or worse,
    you're really impulsive, Naoya-kun.
[10:40] Nagisa
    I... I need to at least act
    properly like a number two,
[10:45] ---
    or this twisted relationship
    isn't going to work out.
[10:50] Nagisa
    And we're...
[10:53] Nagisa
    We're going to end up apart.
[10:57] Nagisa
    I... I don't...
[11:00] Nagisa
    I don't want that!
[11:03] Naoya
    Minase-san...
[11:13] Nagisa
    Y-You're too much of a nerd to keep up with me!
[11:27] Naoya
    Minase-san, you idiot!
[11:30] Nagisa
    Enough!
[11:31] Nagisa
    Leave me alone!
[11:33] Naoya
    I never knew you were such an idiot!
[11:37] Nagisa
    Wait, why am I an idiot?
[11:40] Nagisa
    You're the idiot, Naoya-kun!
[11:43] Naoya
    No, you're the idiot, Minase-san!
[11:47] Naoya
    You don't mind being number two?
    There's something wrong with you!
[11:51] Nagisa
    What is your problem? Jeez!
[11:54] Naoya
    That would mean your happiness
    is always number two!
[12:04] Nagisa
    That's obviously not true!
[12:07] Nagisa
    I want to be number one to you, too!
[12:21] Nagisa
    But if that means I have
    to be apart from you,
[12:28] ---
    and if I lose the strength that let me work
    hard for the first time, for you...
[12:36] Nagisa
    I...
[12:40] Naoya
    I'm sorry for making you worry!
[12:44] Naoya
    But I think of both of you
    as being number one to me!
[12:50] Naoya
    If I let you hold back just so that the
    three of us can continue our relationship,
[12:57] ---
    I don't think I can keep the
    promise I made in the beginning!
[13:04] (Flashback) Naoya
    I promise to make sure that, someday,
    you'll be glad you both dated me!
[13:09] Naoya
    So...
[13:13] ---
    I can't back down!
[13:20] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun!
[13:36] Nagisa
    Got you!
[13:48] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[13:51] Nagisa
    Y-You can't jump down like that!
[13:56] Naoya
    I can't just leave you, Minase-san.
[13:58] Nagisa
    Naoya-kun...
[14:00] Nagisa
    If Saki-san gets upset that I'm
    trying to be number one to you, I...
[14:07] Nagisa
    I can't stand to be away from you!
[14:12] Naoya
    I won't let that happen!
[14:17] Naoya
    It's the same as how I decided
    to date the both of you.
[14:22] Naoya
    When you tried to walk away after
    you heard I had a girlfriend...
[14:27] Naoya
    Seeing you being so strong...
[14:30] Naoya
    I thought about how Saki-chan might dump me,
[14:32] Naoya
    or how it might not be ethical,
    among other things, just for a moment.
[14:40] Naoya
    But I thought that if I gave up
    on you now, I would regret it.
[14:44] Naoya
    So I grabbed your hand without thinking.
[14:55] Naoya
    Some regrettable things came
     from me grabbing your hand.
[14:59] Naoya
    But there wouldn't have been any regret
[15:02] ---
    greater than if I'd given in to worry
     and given up on you!
[15:06] Naoya
    That won't change going forward.
[15:11] Naoya
    No matter what, I won't
    leave you to be alone!
[15:19] Nagisa
    You mean it?
[15:21] Naoya
    Do you not believe me?
[15:23] Nagisa
    No, I've always known that you
    don't know when to give up.
[15:30] Nagisa
    But what are you going to do
[15:32] ---
    if I keep pushing, and Saki-san
    gets tired of your two-timing?
[15:37] Naoya
    I'll hear out what she doesn't like,
     and work to solve it.
[15:42] Nagisa
    Is it really going to be that easy?
[15:44] Naoya
    Then let's both grovel and beg every day.
[15:49] Nagisa
    Grovel every day?!
[15:52] Nagisa
    What even is that?
[15:54] Naoya
    No? We can't?
[15:57] Shino
    There you are!
[16:00] Shino
    Naoya! Nagisa-chan!
[16:03] Milika
    Hey, the cab fare!
[16:10] Shino
    What exactly is this situation?
[16:13] Shino
    What exactly is your relationship?
[16:17] Shino
    Sakisaki!
[16:18] Saki
    W-Well, you see, how should I put it...
[16:23] Saki
    How should I put it?
[16:24] Shino
    Jeez, what is it?!
[16:27] Shino
    And you, Minase-san? What is it?
[16:29] Nagisa
    I'm, well...
[16:34] (Flashback) Nagisa
    I want to be number one to you, too!
[16:38] (Flashback) Nagisa
    No matter what, I won't
    leave you to be alone!
[16:45] Shino
    Minase-san?
[16:46] Milika
    Wh-What's going on?
[16:48] Nagisa
    Saki-san, I'm sorry.
[16:51] Nagisa
    I'm going to trust Naoya-kun.
[17:09] Nagisa
    I'm Naoya-kun's girlfriend, too.
[17:16] Milika
    Pandemonium...
[17:18] Shino
    S-Sakisaki... Is it true?
[17:23] Naoya
    Saki-chan...
[17:25] Saki
    I didn't like seeing Nagisa-chan suffer, but...
[17:29] Saki
    Are you going to fight me for Naoya for real?
[17:33] Saki
    Is this what you want?
[17:35] Nagisa
    Yes, of course.
[17:38] Saki
    All right, then.
[17:43] Saki
    Bring it on!
[17:46] Nagisa
    Saki-san...
[17:49] Saki
    Oh, so yeah, he's two-timing us.
[17:55] Saki
    Okay!
[17:57] Saki
    Run!
[18:04] Nagisa
    I don't know if we made the right choice,
    or if it's going to work out.
[18:10] Nagisa
    But if I can be with Naoya-kun...
[18:14] Saki
    Here we go.
[18:16] Saki
    Make a big smile.
[18:20] Nagisa
    It's all right.
[18:26] Naoya
    We got home from the hot spring trip.
[18:29] Nagisa
    N-Naoya-kun...
[18:33] Nagisa
    Um...
[18:35] Nagisa
    Uh...
[18:39] Nagisa
    I'm clinging to you!
[18:41] Saki
    S-So cute!
[18:41] Saki
    S-So cute!
[18:44] Naoya
    It was only for a brief time that I thought,
[18:46] ---
    with Minase-san becoming more honest,
    our problems were solved.
[18:47] ---
    So cute...
[18:49] ---
    Me, too!
[18:52] Shino
    Okay, would you mind explaining
    the two-timing situation to me?
[18:56] Naoya
    But then we were suddenly called
    over to Shino-san's place.
[19:00] Saki
    Um...
[19:01] Saki
    Why at home and not at school?
[19:04] Shino
    Listen...
[19:05] Shino
    If I confronted you about the two-timing
     and someone overheard us,
[19:10] ---
    you'd be the one paying, Sakisaki.
[19:12] Shino
    I'm not going to do anything
    to hurt my friend.
[19:16] Saki
    Sh-Shino...
[19:18] Saki
    I love you.
[19:19] Naoya
    You're so kind.
[19:21] Shino
    Never mind that!
[19:23] Shino
    Just tell me about this relationship.
[19:26] Shino
    To be honest, I'm disappointed
    in you, Mukai-kun.
[19:29] Shino
    You two have been close since middle school.
[19:32] Shino
    I've seen you up close, and yeah,
     you're kind of off,
[19:38] ---
    but I thought you were
    hard-working and studious.
[19:42] Shino
    So tell me what you think you're
    doing by two-timing them!
[19:47] Nagisa
    W-Well...
[19:51] Naoya
    It's because I met Minase-san two
    months ago and fell in love with her.
[19:59] Naoya
    I had no choice.
[20:00] Naoya
    I had to date both of them.
[20:02] Shino
    That's not true!
[20:04] Shino
    You should have stopped him the
    moment you found out, Sakisaki.
[20:08] Saki
    Well, uh...
[20:10] Naoya
    Two-Timing
[20:11] Naoya
    I'm not going to go behind her back.
[20:14] Naoya
    I went to ask Saki-chan
    if I could two-time her.
[20:19] Shino
    You're insane!
[20:21] Shino
    Why did you even accept this, Sakisaki?
[20:26] Shino
    What good does it do you
    to let him two-time you?!
[20:30] Saki
    U-Um...
[20:33] Saki
    Nagisa-chan's cooking is yummy.
[20:37] Shino
    She's hopeless.
[20:40] Saki
    Sh-Should we go home?
[20:43] Nagisa
    Yeah...
[20:45] Shino
    Hold it.
[20:48] Shino
    Mukai-kun...
[20:49] Shino
    Do you honestly think you
    can make these two happy?
[20:54] Naoya
    After everything you said to me
[20:57] ---
    at the hot springs, about our
    parents and about money...
[21:00] Naoya
    Honestly, there was a lot
    that I hadn't considered.
[21:04] Naoya
    I thought I should think
    more about what I can do.
[21:08] Shino
    That's not good enough.
[21:09] Naoya
    So I plan to tell Saki-chan's mom
    directly about the relationship soon.
SIGN    Saki-chan's Mom
SIGN    Thank you!
SIGN    Today
    
    There's something I need to talk to you about in
    regards to Saki-chan. I'll contact you as soon as I'm ready.
    
     ? Okay, I'll be waiting
    
    Thank you!
[21:16] Naoya
    I contacted her as soon as
    we got home from the trip.
[21:21] Shino
    W-Wait... Huh?
[21:23] Shino
    You're going to tell her mom
    that you're two-timing her?
[21:26] Naoya
    I am.
[21:27] Shino
    You're messed up!
[21:29] Naoya
    But I don't think there's any way
    I can make the two of them happy
[21:33] ---
    if I don't do this much.
[21:35] Naoya
    Besides, you're Saki-chan's precious friend.
[21:40] Naoya
    I want you to accept us.
[21:53] Saki
    Like hell you're telling my mom!
[21:56] Saki
    Cancel!
[21:57] Saki
    I'm giving you an earful when we get home.
[22:00] Saki
    See you, Shino.
[22:05] Shino
    What?
[22:06] Shino
    I thought he'd just become a lousy person.
[22:09] Shino
    But Mukai-kun was his usual self...
[22:13] Shino
    And that's why he just can't be two-timing.
[22:17] Shino
    He can't fall in love with
    someone besides Sakisaki.
[22:20] Shino
    Never.
[22:23] Shino
    He's my friend's boyfriend.
[22:27] Shino
    How am I supposed to give up on him now?
[22:30] Shino
    I'm going to make them stop...
[22:34] ---
    So I can make myself give up.
[22:39] Saki
    It's so good!
[22:42] Nagisa
    I worked extra hard on it today.
[22:45] Nagisa
    You said my cooking was one of the
    good things about what we're doing.
[22:51] Saki
    Y-You're so cute!
[22:55] Saki
    I still want you to marry me!
[23:01] Milika
    H-Hey...
[23:02] Milika
    I'm here for you, Naoya.
[23:05] Naoya
    Milika-san...
[23:06] Saki
    Wh-Why are you here?
[23:09] Milika
    Wh-Why do you care?
[23:11] Milika
    Besides, what's wrong with wanting
    to be with someone you like?
[23:16] Saki
    Why, you big-boobed bitch...
[23:21] Naoya
    Minase-san?
[23:23] Nagisa
    I'm not giving you Naoya-kun.
[23:28] Saki
    I-I'm not, either!
[23:31] Naoya
    S-Saki-chan...
[23:33] Saki
    W-Well?
[23:35] Shino
    Wh-What is this?
[23:39] Shino
    You aren't just two-timing...
[23:42] Shino
    You're three-timing?!
[23:44] Naoya
    I'm not three-timing! I'm two-timing!
[23:48] Shino
    That's not good, either!
[23:51] Milika
    I'm going to make you fall in love with me.
[23:55] Saki
    I'm very worried about our future.
[23:57] Naoya
    It'll be all right.
[23:59] Naoya
    I'll do my best to make sure it works out.
[24:03] Naoya
    Even if that's not the right thing to do,
SIGN    Girlfriend, Girlfriend
[24:06] ---
    I'm going to make sure Saki-chan
    and Minase-san are happy!