# E95 - "Men, Be A Madao"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYGGP99PY/men-be-a-madao)
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***SIGN*** [Hasegawa accidentally performed a Kinniku Buster on a girl and has been arrested on molestation charges.]
***SIGN*** [Incidentally, this year 2008 marks the 29th year of Ultimate Muscle's serialization.]
**[01:39] Hasegawa**
Hatsu, um...
**[01:42] ---**
Can you and I start over...?
**[01:44] Haga**
Hatsu-san...
**[01:46] Hatsu**
I'm sorry, I'll call you later.
**[01:51] Woman A**
Pervert!
**[01:53] Woman B**
It's the Kinniku Buster! Kinniku Buster!
***SIGN*** [Note: Kinnikuman's trademark attack and one of 48 killer moves. From Ultimate Muscle.]
**[01:57] Haga**
I will be the prosecutor in the court of law where you will be tried in two days.
**[02:03] Haga**
My name is Haga.
**[02:06] Heidi**
Peter!
**[02:08] Hasegawa**
Heidi!
**[02:10] Magistrate**
We will now start the trial for the Edo Line Kinniku Buster molestation case.
**[02:17] Gintoki**
Sorry, I'm late!
**[02:21] Gintoki**
I'm the attorney, Sakata.
**[02:24] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[02:26] Hasegawa**
Gin-san?
**[02:28] Magistrate**
We will now start the trial.
***SIGN*** ["Men, Be A Madao"]
**[02:39] Haga**
On February 21st at 7:25, the defendant Taizo Hasegawa,
**[02:45] Haga**
forcefully grabbed the hand of the victim, Ms. A, on the platform at Kabukicho station
**[02:50] Haga**
and dragged her down into the railway.
**[02:52] Haga**
He is suspected of performing a Kinniku Buster in front of everyone.
**[02:57] Haga**
This is clearly an act of molestation and assault.
**[02:59] Haga**
And depending on the circumstances, it may even be considered attempted murder.
**[03:06] Haga**
Many people on the platform witnessed the defendant's actions.
**[03:10] ---**
Without even having to examine him, it is clear that the defendant is guilty.
**[03:14] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[03:15] Officer**
Defense Attorney Sakata.
**[03:17] Gintoki**
It is true that the defendant performed a Kinniku Buster on the victim.
***SIGN*** [Kinniku Buster Molestation Case - Exhibit 1] [Note: Image is a spoof of the first appearance of Kinniku Buster in Ultimate Muscle.]
**[03:22] Gintoki**
However whether he did this with the intent to molest
**[03:29] Gintoki**
is still questionable.
**[03:31] Gintoki**
There is a strong possibility that this incident was an accident.
**[03:34] ---**
The defendant almost fell off the platform and
**[03:37] ---**
accidentally performed a Kinniku Buster on the girl.
**[03:41] Gintoki**
Therefore, I plead the defendant is not guilty.
**[03:45] Hasegawa**
Gin-san!
**[03:47] Hasegawa**
He's laying into him.
**[03:49] ---**
He's totally laying into Haga!
**[03:53] Haga**
Accidentally?
**[03:54] Haga**
Do you seriously think a complicated move like the Kinniku Buster
**[03:57] Haga**
can be performed accidentally?
**[03:59] Haga**
Apparently, the defense is unaware of how hard Kinnikuman
**[04:03] Haga**
had to work to come up with that move.
**[04:05] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[04:07] Gintoki**
In the first place, it's wrong to equate the Kinniku Buster as an act of molestation.
**[04:12] Gintoki**
The Kinniku Buster was used by Kinnikuman to destroy the evil super humans.
**[04:16] Gintoki**
I cannot imagine that Kinnikuman had perverted intentions
**[04:18] Gintoki**
when using this move against the giant super humans.
**[04:21] ---**
Besides...
**[04:23] Gintoki**
The move performed by the defendant is not the Kinniku Buster.
**[04:26] ---**
The Kinniku Buster is called that because it's done by Kinnikuman.
**[04:30] Gintoki**
The correct name for the move performed by the defendant, Taizo Hasegawa,
**[04:33] Gintoki**
should be the Hasegawa Buster.
**[04:36] Haga**
Objection!
**[04:37] ---**
The Kinniku Buster got its name when Kinnikuman perfected it.
**[04:41] ---**
Therefore, no matter who uses it, it should still be called the Kinniku Buster.
**[04:45] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[04:47] Gintoki**
The Kinniku Buster is one of 48 deadly moves that Prince Kamehame taught Kinnikuman.
**[04:53] Gintoki**
Kinnikuman was not the one who came up with it.
**[04:55] Gintoki**
When others used the move, the users' name preceded the move.
**[04:58] ---**
For example, when Ashuraman used this move, it was called the Ashura Buster.
**[05:05] Magistrate**
I will allow the objection.
**[05:07] Haga**
Damn.
**[05:07] Magistrate**
From here on, the Kinniku Buster will be called the Hasegawa Buster.
**[05:14] Hasegawa**
A-Amazing!
**[05:16] Hasegawa**
It was a totally meaningless exchange,
**[05:18] Hasegawa**
yet he managed to win against a professional.
**[05:21] Hasegawa**
As expected from a guy who can talk himself out of anything!
**[05:23] ---**
Look how cool he looks.
**[05:25] ---**
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen him lose an argument.
***SIGN*** [As Expected] [Note: The first character actually says 'sugar' and is not the correct kanji to use for this word.]
**[05:30] ---**
This may just work.
**[05:31] Hasegawa**
He may be able to get the job done for me.
**[05:34] Gintoki**
Your honor.
**[05:35] Gintoki**
He must have had unshakeable evidence for him to say a killer move
**[05:38] Gintoki**
taught by Prince Kamehame was used for molestation.
**[05:41] ---**
I'd like for him to present that evidence.
**[05:44] Gintoki**
I ask Prosecutor Haga to show us the evidence.
**[05:49] Hasegawa**
Go! Gin-san!
**[05:52] Magistrate**
Prosecutor Haga, present the evidence.
**[05:56] Gintoki**
Hm? What's wrong?
**[05:58] Gintoki**
Don't tell me you came to this conclusion without any evidence?
**[06:01] ---**
So these are false accusations?
**[06:04] Haga**
When we searched the defendant's room,
**[06:07] Haga**
we found these.
**[06:15] Haga**
I didn't want to bring out such offensive trash and violate the sanctity of the court, but...
**[06:20] Hasegawa**
Yikes...
***SIGN*** [Note: Book Off is a popular Japanese used books chain that buys books from its customers and resells.]
**[06:22] Hasegawa**
I should have sold'em to Book Off a long time ago!
**[06:30] Heidi**
Joseph!
**[06:33] Heidi**
Joseph... How dare you kick me into the ravine.
**[06:37] Hasegawa**
Heidi...
**[06:39] Hasegawa**
Heidi came back from the depths of hell!
**[06:42] Heidi**
You can join me too. Joseph!
**[06:46] Hasegawa**
Gin-san! Hurry... Hurry and do something.
**[06:50] Haga**
He had about thirty of them.
**[06:52] ---**
Some were even about molestation.
**[06:55] Haga**
I think you can now see the defendant's abnormal obsession with sex.
***SIGN*** [Edo Video Mature Audience] [Sales or rental to those under 18 years of age is prohibited.]
**[07:01] Hasegawa**
Gin-san!
**[07:01] ---**
I lent you a few of those, didn't I?
**[07:04] Gintoki**
Objection! These items presented by Prosecutor Haga are insufficient as evidence.
**[07:09] Gintoki**
Allow me to check what's on the disc.
**[07:12] ---**
Please play the videos.
**[07:14] Hasegawa**
You just wanna watch them!
**[07:16] Haga**
Objection! Your honor, the request by the defense is irrelevant to this case.
**[07:21] ---**
There's no reason to check what's on the discs.
**[07:25] Magistrate**
Objection overruled.
**[07:27] ---**
I will allow the request of the defense.
**[07:30] ---**
Please play the discs.
**[07:32] Hasegawa**
You just wanna watch them too?!
**[07:35] Hasegawa**
Hey, what kind of a trial is this anyway?
**[07:37] Hasegawa**
What's going on? What the hell...?
**[07:41] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[07:41] Hasegawa**
Who are you objecting to?
**[07:43] Gintoki**
Your honor, please rewind that section.
**[07:46] ---**
Back to the part with the spanking.
**[07:48] Hasegawa**
What kind of objection is this?!
**[07:49] Haga**
Objection! This is completely senseless.
**[07:52] ---**
Let's get back to the trial.
**[07:54] Magistrate**
Objection overruled.
**[07:56] ---**
Rewind and play it in slow motion.
**[07:59] Hasegawa**
Your honor!!
**[08:01] Hasegawa**
Hurry up or Heidi will...!
**[08:04] Heidi**
Die!
**[08:06] Heidi**
Grandpa!
**[08:08] Grandpa**
You damn dog! Heidi, hang in there.
**[08:12] Hasegawa**
Even the old man's trying to drop me into the ravine.
**[08:17] Hasegawa**
Gin-san!
**[08:17] ---**
I'm at my limit!
**[08:19] Magistrate**
Counsel, I would like to hear your opinion about the evidence presented.
**[08:25] Gintoki**
Why of course.
**[08:27] ---**
As a man, it's only natural to be interested in the opposite sex.
**[08:31] ---**
I think the defendant's collection is no more than what an average healthy male possesses.
**[08:36] ---**
On the contrary, I think it's abnormal to not own these kinds of videos.
**[08:41] Gintoki**
Or are you telling me, Haga-san, that you do not own a single video like these?
**[08:45] Haga**
Yes, but in general, I think thirty discs are too many.
**[08:49] ---**
Your honor. I would like to hear your take on this matter.
**[08:54] Magistrate**
The defendant's collection is not enough to be treated as evidence.
**[08:58] Hasegawa**
You've got more than thirty discs, your honor?!
**[09:02] Grandpa**
Oops, I missed. Sorry, Heidi.
**[09:04] Heidi**
You geezer...bastard!
**[09:06] Hasegawa**
Heidi!
**[09:07] ---**
Good, this is my chance. Gin-san, keep going.
**[09:10] Gintoki**
Prosecutor Haga...
**[09:11] Gintoki**
It looks like you've determined the defendant's guilt without any substantial evidence.
**[09:16] Haga**
Hold on.
**[09:17] Haga**
Prior to today's trial, I ran a background check on the defendant.
**[09:23] ---**
I checked his past history and relationships and discovered something very interesting.
**[09:29] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[09:30] ---**
Your honor, the prosecutor is clearly trying to change the subject.
**[09:34] Magistrate**
Objection overruled.
**[09:37] ---**
Prosecutor Haga, please continue.
**[09:39] Haga**
Please take a look at the previous GinTama episode.
**[09:42] Gintoki**
Haga-kun, stop this futile battle.
**[09:45] ---**
If you missed the last episode, then just buy the DVD or what will happen to Aniplex?
***SIGN*** [Note: Aniplex is a Japanese music and anime production and distribution enterprise.]
**[09:55] Haga**
There's a man looking in on a girl changing.
**[10:00] ---**
Does he look familiar?
**[10:04] Hasegawa**
That's against the rules!
**[10:20] End Of Part Ahaga**
Three weeks ago, the attorney, Mr. Sakata,
**[10:21] Haga**
was questioned by police on charges of peeping into a girl's room while she was changing.
**[10:29] Haga**
Due to a lack of evidence he was let go with a stern warning,
**[10:32] Haga**
but can someone like that be qualified to defend the molestation charges of his client?
**[10:37] Haga**
I still question that. How do you all feel, ladies and gentlemen of the court?
**[10:43] Audience A**
Go home, pervert attorney!
**[10:46] Audience B**
A pair of perverts! Throw both of them in the slammer!
**[10:51] Magistrate**
Silence!
**[10:52] ---**
Silence in the court.
**[10:54] ---**
Prosecutor Haga! Do not incite the audience!
**[10:57] Hasegawa**
Haga! What an asshole!
**[11:00] ---**
Not only did he check up on me, but on Gin-san too?
**[11:04] Hasegawa**
So this is the power of a true professional prosecutor.
**[11:06] Hasegawa**
How can we win against this?
**[11:10] Hasegawa**
We don't have a chance in hell!
**[11:17] Heidi**
Joseph, Yuki-chan, come here.
***SIGN*** [Note: Yuki is a goat from the anime version of Heidi. Gintoki is dressed up as him.]
**[11:25] Hasegawa**
Huh? What?
**[11:34] Hasegawa**
Heidi!!
**[11:35] Heidi**
Come here...
**[11:41] Hasegawa**
No, this isn't Heidi anymore.
**[11:43] ---**
Has she changed into something worse after being swallowed up by the abyss?
**[11:46] Hasegawa**
If that swallows us up, then we'll never find happiness.
**[11:49] Hasegawa**
Gin-san, do something.
**[11:52] Gintoki**
O...Objection!
**[11:54] Gintoki**
What happened to me has nothing to do with this case.
**[11:57] ---**
Besides, I was just resting in the park when that girl just happened to come into my view.
**[12:02] ---**
That misunderstanding has already been cleared up.
**[12:04] Haga**
Objection! It has everything to do with this.
**[12:07] ---**
Do you think a pervert can defend another pervert?
**[12:10] ---**
What this shows is that the two of them were part of some sexually perverted community.
**[12:16] Gintoki**
I'm telling you, I wasn't peeping!
**[12:21] ---**
Don't put me in the same category as this guy.
**[12:23] Gintoki**
I'm gonna kill you!!
**[12:28] Haga**
Your honor! Did you hear that?
**[12:30] ---**
The defense just admitted to the defendant's charges.
**[12:33] Gintoki**
Damn.
**[12:39] Hasegawa**
What are you saying?
**[12:41] ---**
You're supposed to be defending me, right?
**[12:43] Gintoki**
O-Objection! I made a mistake.
**[12:46] Gintoki**
That was a slip of the tongue.
**[12:47] ---**
The truth slipped out...
**[12:48] Hasegawa**
Come on! So you really believe I committed a lewd act?!
**[12:53] Gintoki**
Shut up! Now that it's down to this, all I can think about is saving myself.
**[12:57] ---**
The shuttle will now separate and take off on its own.
**[13:01] Hasegawa**
Don't give me that.
**[13:02] ---**
I'm taking you down with me now!
**[13:08] Haga**
The verdict is in.
**[13:14] Haga**
Your honor, further examination would only be a waste of time.
**[13:18] ---**
I ask you to hand down a severe punishment to the defendant, Taizo Hasegawa.
**[13:22] Magistrate**
Hm...
**[13:24] Hasegawa**
Just a minute!
**[13:26] Hasegawa**
If the defense's mistake determines my guilt,
**[13:30] Hasegawa**
then will the prosecutor's mistake determine my innocence?
**[13:33] ---**
If that's the case, then here it is.
**[13:35] Hasegawa**
Prosecutor Haga's secret!!
**[13:39] Hasegawa**
Prosecutor Haga and my wife...
**[13:44] Hasegawa**
He's in a relationship with my separated wife.
**[13:48] Hasegawa**
In hopes of getting together with my wife, he offered me an unlawful deal.
**[13:55] Hasegawa**
He said if I put my seal on the divorce papers, he'd let me win this trial.
**[13:58] Gintoki**
Hasegawa-san...
**[14:00] Hasegawa**
It's okay...
**[14:02] Hasegawa**
If I can win by humiliating myself...
**[14:04] Hasegawa**
If I can save Hatsu by humiliating myself, then I'll do it.
**[14:12] Magistrate**
Prosecutor Haga, is what the defendant just said true?
**[14:17] Haga**
It's true.
**[14:22] Haga**
But only up to the part where he said I have a relationship with his wife.
**[14:28] Haga**
It's not true that I offered him an unlawful deal.
**[14:32] ---**
What the defendant is saying is completely fictitious.
**[14:35] Hasegawa**
What are you saying?
**[14:36] ---**
You told me...
**[14:38] Haga**
Do you have proof?
**[14:40] Haga**
Proof that an unlawful deal was made between you and me.
**[14:44] ---**
If you have that proof, let's see it right now.
**[14:48] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[14:49] Gintoki**
Even if he may not be able to prove that an unlawful deal existed between the two of you, this picture...
**[14:52] ---**
...should serve as proof that you tried to convict the defendant based on personal reasons.
**[14:57] Haga**
But the same can be said for the defendant...
**[15:00] Haga**
That picture can serve as evidence that the defendant acted on personal reasons.
**[15:02] Haga**
It can be argued that he made up unfounded lies...
**[15:06] Haga**
from a grudge held against the prosecutor for stealing his wife.
**[15:12] Haga**
Not only that.
**[15:14] Heidi**
I found you!!
**[15:18] Haga**
With his wife deserting him and his work not going well,
**[15:20] Haga**
...the defendant was unable to find sexual... I mean, mental satisfaction...
**[15:25] Haga**
And so he fulfilled himself by committing lewd sexual acts.
**[15:29] Haga**
Doesn't this prove that?
**[15:29] Hasegawa**
Gin-san!
**[15:33] Haga**
This picture is proof that he is a doggone loser.
**[15:38] Magistrate**
Prosecutor Haga, watch what you say.
**[15:42] Haga**
If I can't call him a doggone loser, then what do you want me to call him?
**[15:46] Haga**
It's the perfect name for him.
**[15:49] Haga**
I was trying to entrap him so I could make Hatsu-dono mine?
**[15:54] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[15:54] ---**
Do you think Hatsu-dono is still in love with a doggone loser like him?
**[15:58] Haga**
Do you think I would actually go out of my way to entrap a doggone loser like him?
**[16:03] ---**
There's no need for that.
**[16:05] ---**
Because Hatsu-dono and I already love each other!
**[16:08] Haga**
Your honor! There's no need to continue with the trial.
**[16:11] ---**
Hand down your sentence that befits this doggone loser.
**[16:17] Magistrate**
Defense, Prosecution.
**[16:18] ---**
Do either of you have any objections?
**[16:20] Hasegawa**
O-Objection!
**[16:26] Heidi**
No objections.
**[16:37] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[16:44] Hasegawa**
What's this?
**[16:46] ---**
Gin-san...
**[16:52] Hasegawa**
Clara!!
***SIGN*** [Note: Gintoki is dressed up as Clara from the anime version of Heidi.]
**[16:53] ---**
Clara rises... No, flies!!
**[16:58] Gintoki**
Prosecutor! You just said, "we love each other..."
**[17:04] Gintoki**
And "there's no need to continue with the trial."
**[17:06] Gintoki**
In other words, the only thing that proves your innocence is that thing you call love.
**[17:11] ---**
If that's the case, then let's see it.
**[17:13] ---**
Let's see this love of yours.
**[17:22] Shinpachi**
Your honor!
**[17:23] ---**
This is what Prosecutor Haga calls love.
**[17:27] Shinpachi**
We found that Prosecutor Haga is involved with many women
**[17:31] Shinpachi**
besides the defendant Taizo Hasegawa's wife.
**[17:36] Shinpachi**
And not only that, they're all wealthy.
**[17:38] ---**
Upon further investigation, Prosecutor Haga is...
**[17:40] Haga**
Order the outsiders to leave.
**[17:42] Gintoki**
Objection! I brought these people down as material witnesses!
**[17:46] ---**
Please let them take the stand.
**[17:49] Magistrate**
I will allow it.
**[17:51] Kagura**
Huh? What's that? Love is your proof?
**[17:54] ---**
Looks like you're selling yourself cheap, Mr. Casanova.
**[17:58] Haga**
Objection! Those girls are all my friends.
**[18:01] ---**
Nothing more than that.
**[18:03] ---**
The only one I have a serious relationship with is Hatsu-san.
**[18:06] ---**
Or are you saying that you can prove my relationship with those girls?
**[18:11] Shinpachi**
Okay, let's say that you are only in love with Hatsu-san.
**[18:15] Shinpachi**
But that's just one-sided.
**[18:17] Shinpachi**
According to your logic, if Hasegawa-san and Hatsu-san were still in love,
**[18:23] Shinpachi**
then that leaves room for you to make an unlawful deal so you can make Hatsu-san yours.
**[18:27] Haga**
C-Can you even prove that?
**[18:33] Gintoki**
Your honor, do you mind if I tell you a story from the past?
**[18:38] Magistrate**
Go ahead.
**[18:40] Gintoki**
Long ago, there was a very loving couple.
**[18:44] ---**
The husband was the son of a low-class samurai
**[18:46] ---**
and the wife was the daughter of a high-ranking bureaucrat.
**[18:49] ---**
Their marriage was opposed due to their class differences,
**[18:51] ---**
but when the husband agreed to take the wife's last name, they were married.
**[18:55] Gintoki**
Because he married into a good family, the husband was given a high-ranking job.
**[19:03] ---**
But he didn't like it.
**[19:05] ---**
As a man, he felt he wanted to choose his own path and not be told what to do.
**[19:11] Gintoki**
On top of that, his wife even bought him a suit so he would look decent.
**[19:17] ---**
This angered the husband and they had a huge fight.
**[19:20] ---**
He reported to work on his first day wearing his usual dirty kimono.
**[19:23] Gintoki**
When the conservative higher-ups saw this, they got really upset.
**[19:28] ---**
So the husband had no choice, but to put his suit on
**[19:31] ---**
and go to his boss' house that night to apologize.
**[19:34] Gintoki**
There was a woman who got there before him, kneeling on the ground with her forehead on the gravel.
**[19:40] ---**
A shabbily clothed woman apologizing with her head to the ground.
**[19:45] Gintoki**
She said, in our house, this is our formal wear so please forgive my husband.
**[19:49] ---**
The woman cried as she begged for forgiveness.
**[19:52] Gintoki**
His wife took off her usual pretty clothes and threw herself on the ground,
**[19:55] Gintoki**
bowing to her husband's boss who was well beneath her social status.
**[20:03] Gintoki**
The husband saw this and ripped apart the suit he was wearing.
**[20:07] Gintoki**
And...
**[20:09] Gintoki**
...along with his wife, cried and begged for forgiveness until the morning.
**[20:15] Gintoki**
Ever since then, whenever the husband has an important event,
**[20:18] Gintoki**
he always puts on that suit.
**[20:21] Gintoki**
He always remembers his wife who shamelessly apologized for his sake.
**[20:24] Gintoki**
And he vows to throw away his pride and work hard for the sake of his wife.
**[20:29] Gintoki**
And that shabby old suit that has gone through
**[20:33] Gintoki**
one too many alterations is now too short.
**[20:36] Hasegawa**
You bastard... How do you know that embarrassing story?
**[20:40] Gintoki**
I was asked to give you this new suit since the one you have on is so unsightly.
**[20:45] ---**
But sorry! He didn't wear the new suit you got for him again.
**[20:52] Gintoki**
He's such a stubborn guy.
**[20:54] Gintoki**
No, they're just a stubborn couple.
**[20:58] ---**
You're perfect for each other with those shabby clothes.
**[21:06] Hasegawa**
Hatsu!
**[21:08] Magistrate**
I will now give you your sentence.
**[21:11] Magistrate**
The defendant, Taizo Hasegawa...
**[21:14] Magistrate**
...is guilty.
**[21:19] Magistrate**
You're guilty of causing your wife grief.
**[21:20] ---**
Go after her right now. That's your sentence.
**[21:24] Hasegawa**
Your honor!
**[21:27] Magistrate**
As for Prosecutor Haga, I will hand down his punishment as soon as we get more details.
**[21:33] ---**
The DVD owned by the defendant will be considered hazardous,
**[21:37] Magistrate**
and therefore will be left in my keeping.
**[21:40] Hasegawa**
Why? You really wanna watch them, don't you?
**[21:43] Magistrate**
And with this, the case is closed.
**[21:52] Gintoki**
Why didn't you say anything?
**[21:54] ---**
If you had brought up the fact that Hasegawa-san ran away after being ordered to commit suicide by harakiri,
**[21:59] ---**
we would've had no chance of winning.
**[22:02] Haga**
I wanted to fight.
**[22:05] ---**
After all, a woman you truly love should be won over by real ability.
**[22:09] Gintoki**
You...
**[22:10] Haga**
This is the only way I knew how.
**[22:13] ---**
Although she never gave me the time of day,
**[22:16] Haga**
she was a wonderful woman.
**[22:18] ---**
And...he has some great friends.
**[22:21] Haga**
How I envy him...
**[22:23] Hasegawa**
Hatsu! Wait, wait for me.
**[22:26] Hasegawa**
We need to talk... Whoa!
***SIGN*** [Won the Case]
**[22:32] Shinpachi**
We did it, Hasegawa-san.
**[22:34] Kagura**
Madao! We expect to get compensated!
**[22:41] Hasegawa**
Hatsu!
***SIGN***
**[24:16] Kai**
It suddenly appeared beneath our feet.
**[24:20] ---**
There was only one thing we knew.
**[24:23] ---**
That it was neither a living creature nor man-made.
**[24:25] ---**
It was despair itself.
***SIGN*** ["If You're A Man, Don't Give Up."]
***SIGN*** [A planet is about to be destroyed by the erosion of a mysterious object.]
***SIGN*** [The legendary savior "Umibozu" appears before those who are standing on the edge of despair.]