# E94 - When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G65VEXXK6/when-riding-a-train-make-sure-you-grab-the-straps-with-both-hands)
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***SIGN*** [Focus In]
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
***SIGN***
**[00:06] Gintoki**
Hm? Something's not right.
**[00:09] ---**
The ceiling I usually see when I wake up isn't here today.
**[00:12] ---**
Actually, I just see the word, "ceiling" up there.
***SIGN*** [Background Odd Jobs
Japanese-style room]
***SIGN*** [Pillar]
***SIGN***
**[00:16] Gintoki**
Huh? Huh? What?
**[00:20] Gintoki**
What the hell is this?!
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[00:21] Gintoki**
I'm all white! I'm not colored in.
**[00:24] ---**
Actually, this whole world is all white.
**[00:27] ---**
What the hell's going on?
**[00:28] ---**
What is this? What is this? What the hell?
**[00:30] ---**
Hey Kagura, this is terrible!
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[00:33] Gintoki**
Yikes, this room too?!
***SIGN*** [Footsteps]
**[00:35] ---**
Hey, Kagura!
**[00:38] Gintoki**
Hey, wake up!! Kagura!!
***SIGN***
**[00:42] Kagura**
What is it? Why are you making so much noise in the morning?
**[00:47] ---**
Hey, what's wrong with you, Gin-chan? Your face is all white.
**[00:51] ---**
Are you in the Sankai Juku?
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[00:52] Gintoki**
Now why on earth would I be in the Sankai Juku dance troupe?
**[00:55] ---**
Besides, not everyone will get that joke.
**[00:58] ---**
Take a look around. It's not just me.
**[01:00] ---**
You, your room, and everything else is all white, too.
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
**[01:03] Kagura**
Oh yeah, you're right.
**[01:05] Kagura**
What's going on?
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[01:07] Gintoki**
That's what I wanna know.
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
**[01:10] Kagura**
Huh? I feel so disjointed.
***SIGN***
**[01:14] Gintoki**
I know. It's just not smooth.
**[01:17] ---**
And when I talk, my mouth doesn't move either.
**[01:20] ---**
And this weird nametag thing keeps popping up.
***SIGN***
**[01:22] Kagura**
What's this number floating in the air?
***SIGN***
**[01:26] Gintoki**
I don't know. All I know is that something terrifying is happening.
**[01:30] Kagura**
Ah...
***SIGN***
**[01:31] Gintoki**
Oh, Shinpachi is here.
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[01:34] Shinpachi**
Good morning.
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[01:35] Gintoki**
Shinpachi, this is terrible. We're not colored in!
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
**[01:38] Kagura**
Actually Shinpachi, you're all white too.
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[01:41] Shinpachi**
I know that.
***SIGN*** [Kagura, Gintoki]
**[01:43] Kagura Gintoki**
Huh?
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[01:44] Gintoki**
You know?
**[01:45] ---**
Then tell us, Shinpachi.
What the heck is going on?
**[01:48] Kagura**
Why is this happening?
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[01:52] Shinpachi**
It's all that guy's fault.
***SIGN*** [Kagura, Gintoki]
**[01:55] Kagura Gintoki**
That guy?
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[01:56] Shinpachi**
This is "line photography."
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[01:58] Gintoki**
Line photography?
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
**[01:59] Kagura**
What is that?
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[02:02] Shinpachi**
Usually, a television animation production starts out with a storyboard.
***SIGN***
**[02:05] Shinpachi**
In-between animation is interspersed throughout.
***SIGN***
**[02:09] Shinpachi**
Color is added and then the background.
**[02:10] Shinpachi**
This is the process it goes through before photography.
***SIGN***
***SIGN***
**[02:14] Gintoki**
Hey, there's color in those.
***SIGN***
**[02:15] Shinpachi**
These are archives.
**[02:17] ---**
During this process, there may be times when they have to do
**[02:21] ---**
the voice-overs before the animation is completed.
***SIGN***
**[02:23] Shinpachi**
They have no choice but to photograph the line drawings from the original pictures.
**[02:26] ---**
This is what we call line photography.
**[02:28] ---**
The voice actors who do voice-overs are familiar with this, right?
***SIGN***
**[02:31] Gintoki**
What, Kibayashi? That means this week's GinTama hasn't been completed yet?
***SIGN*** [Note: Kibayashi is from the manga, MMR (Magazine Mystery Reportage).]
***SIGN***
**[02:35] Kagura**
So you're telling me it'll be all white till the end?
***SIGN***
**[02:37] Shinpachi**
No. We have three people working on this week's storyboard.
**[02:41] ---**
The only one behind schedule is the guy working on this introduction part.
**[02:45] Kagura**
Phew, thank goodness.
***SIGN***
**[02:48] ---**
I wasn't sure what I'd do if we stayed like this till the end.
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[02:50] Gintoki**
Hey, Kagura. When did you change?
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[02:52] Shinpachi**
Oh, that's a retake of the wrong costume.
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
**[02:55] Kagura**
Come to think of it, Gin-chan, you look different, too.
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[02:58] Gintoki**
Huh?
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[02:59] Shinpachi**
The animation director has yet to correct the key animations.
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
**[03:02] Kagura**
You look weird!
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[03:04] Gintoki**
Dammit, what's happening here?
**[03:06] ---**
Oh man, what the heck is this? We've turned into very simple drawings.
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[03:10] Shinpachi**
Oh, looks like even the key animation isn't done on time and all we have are the rough drafts.
**[03:14] Kagura**
You can't tell who's who anymore.
***SIGN*** [Kagura]
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
**[03:17] Gintoki**
Dammit. Who's responsible for this?
**[03:20] Gintoki**
Who's the one who lost the schedule so the storyboard was late?
**[03:22] ---**
I'll tell the director and have him fired.
**[03:24] ---**
Who the hell was it?
***SIGN*** [Shinpachi]
**[03:27] Shinpachi**
It was the director himself!
***SIGN*** [Gintoki]
***SIGN*** [Taizo Hasegawa (38 years old), also known as Madao has finally found a new job.]
***SIGN*** [If he can lead a steady life with this job, then there's something he's decided to do...]
**[05:19] Hatsu**
Hello.
**[05:21] Hasegawa**
Oh, it's me.
**[05:23] Hatsu**
How unusual for you to call me.
**[05:27] ---**
Did something happen?
**[05:28] Hasegawa**
No, not especially...
**[05:31] ---**
I can't call you unless something bad has happened?
**[05:34] Hatsu**
Oh my, do you have to talk to me like that?
**[05:36] ---**
Are you calling to pick a fight with me?
**[05:39] Hatsu**
Are you eating well?
**[05:42] Hatsu**
You can't just eat fast food boxed lunches, you know.
**[05:44] Hasegawa**
Oh, cut that out. I'm not a kid, you know.
**[05:47] Hatsu**
I know. You're a full-fledged adult. That's why you need to eat properly.
**[05:53] Hatsu**
So? What happened?
**[05:55] Hasegawa**
Huh?
**[05:56] Hatsu**
Something good happened, right?
**[05:58] Hasegawa**
It's nothing special...it's just that, I...
**[06:05] Hasegawa**
...found a job.
**[06:06] Hatsu**
Really? Congratulations!
**[06:09] Hasegawa**
It's nothing that spectacular, but at least it's a stable job.
**[06:13] Hatsu**
Really? That's wonderful.
**[06:16] ---**
This calls for a celebration.
**[06:19] Hasegawa**
Never mind that. It's not like this is my first job or anything.
**[06:23] Hatsu**
That's okay. Let me treat you.
**[06:25] ---**
I couldn't do anything for you when you were down-and-out.
**[06:32] Hasegawa**
Hatsu... Um...
**[06:35] Hasegawa**
Once I start this job and my life becomes stable, can you and I...start over...?
**[06:44] Haga**
Hatsu-san.
**[06:47] Haga**
Are you enjoying the night view?
**[06:49] Hatsu**
Ah... I'm sorry, I'll call you later.
**[06:51] Hasegawa**
Huh? Hey, wait-
**[07:05] Gintoki**
Huh? A man?
**[07:08] Hasegawa**
I'm pretty sure it was a man's voice.
**[07:11] Hasegawa**
As soon as she heard his voice, she hung up.
**[07:15] Hasegawa**
What's going on? Is that guy more important than me?
**[07:19] Hasegawa**
That's adultery. Adultery!
**[07:22] Gintoki**
Adultery? But weren't you two divorced a long time ago?
**[07:26] Hasegawa**
Don't be disrespectful! We've just been separated.
**[07:30] ---**
I don't remember putting my seal on any divorce papers.
**[07:33] Gintoki**
You want me to investigate an extramarital affair?
**[07:35] ---**
I'm really not interested since I know you and all.
**[07:37] Hasegawa**
I'll pay you well.
**[07:39] ---**
I'm no longer just a freelancer, you know.
**[07:41] Gintoki**
No longer just a freelancer?
**[07:44] Gintoki**
You're working for some loser ol' man that you hit it off with at some bar, right?
**[07:47] ---**
You sure he's reliable?
**[07:49] Hasegawa**
Don't be rude.
**[07:50] ---**
True, it may not be a top-notch firm,
**[07:53] ---**
but it's rare these days to find a company that lets me wear sunglasses to work.
**[07:57] Gintoki**
You sure all their workers don't wear sunglasses and sell white powder?
**[08:03] Hasegawa**
How did you know? They also sell something called "chaka."
***SIGN*** [Note: Chaka is gangster slang for "gun."]
**[08:07] ---**
Not sure what that is.
**[08:09] Gintoki**
I think you should quit.
**[08:11] Hasegawa**
Don't worry about it.
**[08:13] ---**
Anyone who wears sunglasses can't be bad. They're just shy.
**[08:17] Gintoki**
Shy guys don't wear such embarrassingly short pants.
**[08:21] Hasegawa**
Shut up. Hatsu bought me this suit when I first got a job.
**[08:28] Gintoki**
Humph. If you keep thinking about your woman,
**[08:31] Gintoki**
you'll fail at your new job again and screw up any chance of getting back together with her.
**[08:36] Gintoki**
Leave that part of your life to me and you just focus on not getting fired, okay?
**[08:43] Hasegawa**
...Thanks.
**[08:46] Hasegawa**
Gin-san, I'm gonna do it.
**[08:48] ---**
This time, I'm gonna find happiness for sure.
**[08:53] Gintoki**
Don't screw it up now.
**[08:59] Hasegawa**
Huh?
**[09:41] Woman A**
Pervert!
**[09:42] Hasegawa**
No, no. This is...
**[09:43] Woman B**
It's the Kinniku Buster! Kinniku Buster!
***SIGN*** [Note: Kinnikuman's trademark attack and one of 48 killer moves. From Ultimate Muscle.]
***SIGN*** [Edo Police]
***SIGN*** [Interview room 1]
**[09:57] Hasegawa**
Did you bring me a rope?
**[10:00] ---**
A strong one that won't break even if a person hangs from it.
**[10:03] Gintoki**
No, they were all sold out. But instead...
**[10:07] Gintoki**
...Here take this.
**[10:08] ---**
The investigation report on your wife.
**[10:10] ---**
Go ahead and check it with your own eyes.
**[10:15] Hasegawa**
Is she guilty or not?
**[10:17] Gintoki**
Something good is bound to happen if you're alive.
**[10:19] Hasegawa**
Is she guilty or not?
**[10:21] Gintoki**
Tomorrow is another day.
**[10:23] Hasegawa**
I'm asking you, is she guilty or not?
**[10:25] Gintoki**
Hey? Did you get a haircut?
***SIGN*** [Note: Spoof of Cozy Tomita, who impersonates Tamori.]
**[10:27] Hasegawa**
Kill me! Just kill me!
**[10:30] ---**
Even if I'm alive, I'm just destined to dance a bloody rondo all my life.
**[10:35] ---**
I'll have to keep climbing a tortuous spiral staircase.
**[10:38] ---**
Just end it all for me.
**[10:41] Hasegawa**
I'm sure you guys suspect me of performing lewd sex acts.
**[10:45] ---**
I don't blame you.
**[10:47] ---**
After all, my own wife walked out on me!
**[10:51] Hasegawa**
The train almost hit us and before I knew it, I was doing the Kinniku Buster move.
**[10:54] Hasegawa**
But you wouldn't believe that anyway, right?
**[10:57] Hasegawa**
Total strangers like you guys would never believe
**[11:00] Hasegawa**
I'm innocent or that it was an accident, right?
**[11:04] Gintoki**
You idiot!
**[11:08] Guard**
What the hell are you doing?
**[11:11] Gintoki**
Total strangers? If I thought that way, I wouldn't be here.
**[11:18] Gintoki**
If I thought of you as a total stranger,
**[11:19] Gintoki**
then I wouldn't give a damn which slammer you're in...
**[11:21] Gintoki**
...or if you're dead!
**[11:24] Gintoki**
If I thought of you as a total stranger...
**[11:27] Gintoki**
...then I wouldn't borrow or lend you this!
**[11:30] Hasegawa**
You totally suspect me!
**[11:31] ---**
It's confirmed now.
***SIGN*** [The Pervert]
**[11:33] Hasegawa**
It's not like that, okay?
**[11:35] ---**
I can differentiate between fiction and reality.
**[11:37] ---**
I'm innocent!
**[11:39] Gintoki**
I know, I know.
**[11:41] ---**
I believe you. I believe you. Believe!
**[11:42] Hasegawa**
Really. You really believe me, right?
**[11:45] Kagura**
God, enough already. He said he believes you, didn't he? Man, you're gross.
**[11:50] Hasegawa**
That's not the face of trust.
**[11:53] ---**
She's looking at me like I'm trash.
**[11:55] Gintoki**
You're wrong. Girls this age are sensitive to stuff like that.
**[11:59] ---**
Hey, don't get too close, Kagura. He's dangerous.
**[12:03] Shinpachi**
Hasegawa-san, is the investigation still going on?
**[12:08] Hasegawa**
Yeah, today's the seventh day.
**[12:11] ---**
Although I feel more like I'm being threatened than investigated...
**[12:14] Hasegawa**
I've been denying the allegations, but my mind and body are at its limit.
**[12:18] ---**
Honestly, I don't think I can take anymore.
**[12:21] Policeman**
Huh? You did it, didn't you?
**[12:22] ---**
The Kinniku Buster!
**[12:24] Hasegawa**
Now that Hatsu, my last sanctuary, has been destroyed,
**[12:28] Hasegawa**
I just don't care what happens anymore.
**[12:32] Gintoki**
Isn't there anything we can do?
**[12:35] Hasegawa**
For starters, stop spitting on me.
**[12:38] Hasegawa**
After that, a strong rope.
**[12:39] Shinpachi**
Hasegawa-san!
**[12:42] Hasegawa**
I'm kidding.
**[12:44] ---**
I'm tired... Sorry, but can you all leave now?
**[13:08] Haga**
You're Hasegawa-san, right?
**[13:12] Haga**
There's something I'd like to talk to you about.
**[13:15] Hasegawa**
Who are you?
**[13:19] Haga**
I'm Haga, the prosecutor in the court of law where you will be tried in two days.
**[13:26] Haga**
In other words Hasegawa-san, I am your enemy.
**[13:32] Shinpachi**
Prosecutor Haga.
**[13:33] Shinpachi**
The remarkable prosecutor who has convicted many criminals in examinations.
**[13:39] ---**
An elite in the magistrate's office.
**[13:41] Kagura**
The Madao of the past may have been able to deal with him, but now that he's...
**[13:44] Kagura**
degraded himself into a sex offender he won't be able to compete with him at all.
**[13:48] Shinpachi**
That's not true, Kagura.
**[13:50] ---**
Hasegawa-san may not have money or luck,
**[13:53] ---**
but he's got more guts than anyone I know.
**[13:55] ---**
For a man, it's all about heart.
**[13:57] ---**
Besides, he didn't commit any lewd acts.
**[13:58] Kagura**
Face reality, Shinpachi.
**[14:00] ---**
If you don't have money, you're going to end up unpopular like Gin-chan.
**[14:05] ---**
Besides right now, that Madao...
**[14:06] Kagura**
...doesn't even seem to have any guts.
**[14:10] Kagura**
He's become a real Madao now.
**[14:14] Hasegawa**
What is this?
**[14:16] Haga**
It's exactly what you see...divorce papers for you and Hatsu-san.
**[14:20] ---**
I have been going out with Hatsu-san with the intention of marrying her.
**[14:24] Hasegawa**
What?
**[14:25] Haga**
You have no right to complain.
**[14:28] Haga**
I hear you've been separated and practically divorced.
**[14:33] ---**
I'd like you to officially put an end to it right here.
**[14:36] Haga**
Please put your seal on this?
**[14:38] Hasegawa**
You gotta be kidding me.
**[14:39] ---**
Why should I take orders from an outsider like you?
**[14:43] Haga**
You're no longer related to Hatsu-san either.
**[14:46] Haga**
Or were you planning on reconciling with her?
**[14:49] Haga**
Can you, being in a place like this, really make her happy?
**[14:54] Haga**
Besides, I already told you. I am your enemy.
**[14:58] ---**
In two days, I can help decide if you are guilty or not.
**[15:04] ---**
I'm sure you understand what I mean.
**[15:07] Haga**
If you put your seal on this, I promise that you will be proven innocent.
**[15:11] Haga**
And if you don't...
**[15:13] ---**
Well, let's see...
**[15:17] Haga**
Hasegawa-san, when you left the Department of Immigration Control,
**[15:21] Haga**
I understand the Bakufu ordered you to commit seppuku,
***SIGN*** [Note: Seppuku is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment.]
**[15:23] Haga**
but instead you chose to run away.
**[15:26] Hasegawa**
I said shut up, you freakin' space flounder!
**[15:29] Boss**
Commit seppuku.
**[15:30] Hasegawa**
Are you serious?
**[15:33] Haga**
What will happen if I mention this during the questioning?
**[15:37] ---**
Well, most likely your head will roll.
**[15:41] Haga**
Please give it some serious thought, Hasegawa-san.
**[15:44] ---**
Well, in either case, Hatsu-san is mine.
**[15:49] Haga**
And, what awaits you is the life of a loser.
**[16:00] Hatsu**
Um, excuse me.
**[16:02] ---**
Is this the Odd Jobs?
**[16:05] Gintoki**
Yes, it is...
**[16:06] Hatsu**
Oh, then you must be Gin-san.
**[16:11] ---**
My, your hair really is silver.
**[16:13] Hatsu**
Thank you for always taking care of Taizo Hasegawa.
**[16:17] ---**
I'm Taizo's wife...Hatsu...
**[16:33] End Of Part Ahasegawa**
Why...
**[16:34] Hasegawa**
Why am I always like this?
**[16:37] Hasegawa**
Whenever I try to grab happiness, it runs away...
**[16:40] Hasegawa**
...at full speed.
**[16:46] ---**
That's right...
**[16:47] Hasegawa**
It's Heidi. Heidi lives inside of me.
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to the TV animation version of Heidi.]
**[16:52] Hasegawa**
The flowers of happiness are about to bloom,
**[16:55] Hasegawa**
but an impatient Heidi picks them,
**[16:57] Hasegawa**
even though they're only buds.
**[16:59] Peter Hasegawa**
Heidi! It's too early. They haven't blossomed yet.
***SIGN*** [Note: He looks like Peter from the TV animation version of Heidi.]
**[17:02] Hasegawa**
I tried to stop Heidi many times. But she would never listen to
**[17:07] Hasegawa**
what Peter says.
**[17:10] Hasegawa**
The only way to put an end to her acts of violence
**[17:12] Hasegawa**
was to throw myself and her into the ravine of the Alps.
**[17:16] Heidi**
Peter! No! I don't want to leave the mountains!
**[17:19] Hasegawa**
You must die!
**[17:23] Hasegawa**
That's all I've been thinking about the last few days.
**[17:27] Guard**
You've got a visitor.
**[17:36] Hasegawa**
So, did you bring me a rope?
**[17:44] Hasegawa**
He offered me a deal. That bastard prosecutor who's going out with Hatsu.
**[17:51] Hasegawa**
He told me to put my seal on the divorce papers.
***SIGN*** [Note: In Japan, an official seal, used like a signature, is stamped on divorce papers.]
**[17:54] ---**
If I don't, he will make sure my head gets cut off at the trial.
**[17:58] Hasegawa**
I'm planning on putting my seal on it.
**[18:00] ---**
All I'm doing is dragging Hatsu down by not being able to let go
**[18:04] ---**
and hanging on to this one piece of paper.
**[18:07] Hasegawa**
I don't want to stand in Hatsu's way
**[18:09] Hasegawa**
if she's trying to leave her hopeless husband and start a new life.
**[18:13] Hasegawa**
Besides, I don't wanna die.
**[18:17] ---**
Go ahead and laugh.
**[18:18] ---**
I'm gonna sell off my wife so I can save my precious life.
**[18:24] Hasegawa**
I...
**[18:25] Gintoki**
Your wife came to see me.
**[18:27] Gintoki**
She couldn't get in touch with you so she came to see me.
**[18:31] Gintoki**
She wanted to wish you good luck on your new job.
**[18:34] Gintoki**
And she asked me to give you this.
**[18:36] Hasegawa**
Th-This is...
**[18:39] ---**
She doesn't know...that I've been arrested?
**[18:43] Gintoki**
I don't know. But I haven't told her anything.
**[18:47] ---**
Well, that's all I wanted to say. See ya.
**[18:51] Gintoki**
Oh yeah, and about that rope.
**[18:53] ---**
I'll bring it next time I come.
**[18:55] ---**
I have no intention of getting you a rope so you can hang yourself.
**[18:59] ---**
But...
**[19:01] Gintoki**
If it's a rope to pull you out of hell, then I'll bring you as many as you want.
**[19:07] ---**
Just remember that.
**[19:21] Heidi**
Peter!
**[19:23] ---**
Peter, you want me to stamp it?
**[19:25] ---**
I know you can't do it. I'll do it for you.
**[19:28] ---**
You don't wanna die, right?
**[19:30] Hasegawa**
Heidi!
**[19:34] Heidi**
Yeah, just like that, you keep living your life as a doggone loser.
**[19:37] Hasegawa**
Stop, Heidi!
**[19:40] Heidi**
That's perfect for you.
**[19:42] Heidi**
Joseph!!
***SIGN*** [Note: Hasegawa is dressed up as Joseph from the TV animation version of Heidi.]
**[19:45] Hasegawa**
You're right. I may be a doggone loser...
**[19:50] Hasegawa**
But!
**[19:51] Hasegawa**
Even if I'm a worthless mutt...
**[19:56] Hasegawa**
I'm the mutt who goes to see Rubens' painting before I die!!
***SIGN*** [From the story "A Dog of Flanders"; a novel and anime about the boy Nello and his dog Patrasche. Nello and Patrasche freeze to death as they go to see Rubens' painting.]
**[20:00] Heidi**
Just remember, I'll keep coming back!
**[20:10] Hasegawa**
I gotta fight.
**[20:12] ---**
It's all over if a man loses his fangs.
**[20:15] ---**
Even if I'm just a good-for-nothing mutt,
**[20:17] ---**
as long as I've got fangs, I'll keep fighting till the end.
**[20:20] ---**
I'll be a dandy man who won't be defeated...
***SIGN*** [Note: A MAkenai DAndy na Otoko or a Madao.]
**[20:24] Hasegawa**
a Madao!
**[20:28] Magistrate**
We will now start the trial for the Oedo Line Kinniku Buster molestation case.
**[20:35] ---**
The defendant, Taizo Hasegawa, please raise your head.
**[20:41] Magistrate**
You must swear on this document
**[20:44] Magistrate**
that any testimony you give here is true.
**[20:50] ---**
If you break this promise,
**[20:52] ---**
you will be subject to punishment regardless of the outcome of this trial.
**[20:57] Hasegawa**
Haga, if you want to cut my head off, then go right ahead.
**[21:01] Hasegawa**
But, I refuse to hand over Hatsu to a man who uses dirty tricks like you.
**[21:06] Hasegawa**
Even if my head gets chopped off, I'll bite your throat with just my head.
**[21:12] Hasegawa**
Hatsu...I will protect Hatsu!
**[21:16] Magistrate**
Hang on a second.
**[21:18] ---**
Who is representing the defendant? Where is he?
**[21:21] Guard**
Well...he's not here yet.
**[21:24] ---**
Perhaps something happened on his way here.
**[21:27] Gintoki**
Oh, sorry. I'm late.
**[21:30] Gintoki**
Attorney Shimoyama, who was supposed to be here, was arrested on molestation charges,
**[21:34] Gintoki**
so I'm his replacement.
**[21:42] Gintoki**
I'm the attorney, Sakata.
**[21:45] ---**
Nice to meet you.
**[21:47] Hasegawa**
Gin-san?!
**[21:51] Gintoki**
Here? Do I sit here?
**[21:53] Inspector**
Take your shoes off. Your shoes.
**[21:56] Hasegawa**
Why...?
**[21:58] Hasegawa**
So you're gonna help me fight?
**[22:01] Hasegawa**
You and me together?
**[22:04] Hasegawa**
But can an amateur defend me?
**[22:06] Gintoki**
So shall we start, Mr. Prosecutor?
**[22:10] Hasegawa**
We're up against that Prosecutor Haga, you know.
**[22:13] Magistrate**
We will now start the trial.
***SIGN*** [To be continued]
***SIGN***
***SIGN*** At 7:25 on February 21st, the defendant Taizo Hasegawa,
***SIGN*** forcefully grabbed the hand of the victim, Ms. A,
***SIGN*** on the platform at Kabukicho station and dragged her down into the railway.
***SIGN*** He is suspected of performing a Kinniku Buster in front of everyone.
**[24:06] ---**
This is clearly an act of molestation and assault.
**[24:08] ---**
And depending on the circumstance, it may even be considered attempted murder.
**[24:13] Gintoki**
Objection!
**[24:13] ---**
It's true that the defendant performed a Kinniku Buster on the victim.
**[24:18] ---**
However it is questionable as to whether he did this with the intent to molest.
**[24:23] ---**
And therefore, I plead that the defendant is not guilty.
***SIGN*** ["Men, Be A Madao"]
***SIGN*** [Attorney Sakata vs. Prosecutor Haga. The battle has begun.]
***SIGN*** [And will Hasegawa be able to win against the Heidi living inside him?]