E94 - When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab The Straps With Both Hands

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SIGN    [Focus In]
SIGN    [Gintoki]
SIGN    
[00:06] Gintoki
    Hm? Something's not right.
[00:09] ---
    The ceiling I usually see when I wake up isn't here today.
[00:12] ---
    Actually, I just see the word, "ceiling" up there.
SIGN    [Background Odd Jobs
    Japanese-style room]
SIGN    [Pillar]
SIGN    
[00:16] Gintoki
    Huh? Huh? What?
[00:20] Gintoki
    What the hell is this?!
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[00:21] Gintoki
    I'm all white! I'm not colored in.
[00:24] ---
    Actually, this whole world is all white.
[00:27] ---
    What the hell's going on?
[00:28] ---
    What is this? What is this? What the hell?
[00:30] ---
    Hey Kagura, this is terrible!
SIGN    
SIGN    
[00:33] Gintoki
    Yikes, this room too?!
SIGN    [Footsteps]
[00:35] ---
    Hey, Kagura!
[00:38] Gintoki
    Hey, wake up!! Kagura!!
SIGN    
[00:42] Kagura
    What is it? Why are you making so much noise in the morning?
[00:47] ---
    Hey, what's wrong with you, Gin-chan? Your face is all white.
[00:51] ---
    Are you in the Sankai Juku?
SIGN    
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[00:52] Gintoki
    Now why on earth would I be in the Sankai Juku dance troupe?
[00:55] ---
    Besides, not everyone will get that joke.
[00:58] ---
    Take a look around. It's not just me.
[01:00] ---
    You, your room, and everything else is all white, too.
SIGN    [Kagura]
[01:03] Kagura
    Oh yeah, you're right.
[01:05] Kagura
    What's going on?
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[01:07] Gintoki
    That's what I wanna know.
SIGN    [Kagura]
[01:10] Kagura
    Huh? I feel so disjointed.
SIGN    
[01:14] Gintoki
    I know. It's just not smooth.
[01:17] ---
    And when I talk, my mouth doesn't move either.
[01:20] ---
    And this weird nametag thing keeps popping up.
SIGN    
[01:22] Kagura
    What's this number floating in the air?
SIGN    
[01:26] Gintoki
    I don't know. All I know is that something terrifying is happening.
[01:30] Kagura
    Ah...
SIGN    
[01:31] Gintoki
    Oh, Shinpachi is here.
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[01:34] Shinpachi
    Good morning.
SIGN    
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[01:35] Gintoki
    Shinpachi, this is terrible. We're not colored in!
SIGN    [Kagura]
[01:38] Kagura
    Actually Shinpachi, you're all white too.
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[01:41] Shinpachi
    I know that.
SIGN    [Kagura, Gintoki]
[01:43] Kagura Gintoki
    Huh?
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[01:44] Gintoki
    You know?
[01:45] ---
    Then tell us, Shinpachi.
    What the heck is going on?
[01:48] Kagura
    Why is this happening?
SIGN    [Kagura]
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[01:52] Shinpachi
    It's all that guy's fault.
SIGN    [Kagura, Gintoki]
[01:55] Kagura Gintoki
    That guy?
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[01:56] Shinpachi
    This is "line photography."
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[01:58] Gintoki
    Line photography?
SIGN    [Kagura]
[01:59] Kagura
    What is that?
SIGN    
SIGN    
[02:02] Shinpachi
    Usually, a television animation production starts out with a storyboard.
SIGN    
[02:05] Shinpachi
    In-between animation is interspersed throughout.
SIGN    
[02:09] Shinpachi
    Color is added and then the background.
[02:10] Shinpachi
    This is the process it goes through before photography.
SIGN    
SIGN    
[02:14] Gintoki
    Hey, there's color in those.
SIGN    
[02:15] Shinpachi
    These are archives.
[02:17] ---
    During this process, there may be times when they have to do
[02:21] ---
    the voice-overs before the animation is completed.
SIGN    
[02:23] Shinpachi
    They have no choice but to photograph the line drawings from the original pictures.
[02:26] ---
    This is what we call line photography.
[02:28] ---
    The voice actors who do voice-overs are familiar with this, right?
SIGN    
[02:31] Gintoki
    What, Kibayashi? That means this week's GinTama hasn't been completed yet?
SIGN    [Note: Kibayashi is from the manga, MMR (Magazine Mystery Reportage).]
SIGN    
[02:35] Kagura
    So you're telling me it'll be all white till the end?
SIGN    
[02:37] Shinpachi
    No. We have three people working on this week's storyboard.
[02:41] ---
    The only one behind schedule is the guy working on this introduction part.
[02:45] Kagura
    Phew, thank goodness.
SIGN    
    
[02:48] ---
    I wasn't sure what I'd do if we stayed like this till the end.
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[02:50] Gintoki
    Hey, Kagura. When did you change?
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[02:52] Shinpachi
    Oh, that's a retake of the wrong costume.
SIGN    [Kagura]
[02:55] Kagura
    Come to think of it, Gin-chan, you look different, too.
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[02:58] Gintoki
    Huh?
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[02:59] Shinpachi
    The animation director has yet to correct the key animations.
SIGN    [Kagura]
[03:02] Kagura
    You look weird!
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[03:04] Gintoki
    Dammit, what's happening here?
[03:06] ---
    Oh man, what the heck is this? We've turned into very simple drawings.
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[03:10] Shinpachi
    Oh, looks like even the key animation isn't done on time and all we have are the rough drafts.
[03:14] Kagura
    You can't tell who's who anymore.
SIGN    [Kagura]
SIGN    [Gintoki]
[03:17] Gintoki
    Dammit. Who's responsible for this?
[03:20] Gintoki
    Who's the one who lost the schedule so the storyboard was late?
[03:22] ---
    I'll tell the director and have him fired.
[03:24] ---
    Who the hell was it?
SIGN    [Shinpachi]
[03:27] Shinpachi
    It was the director himself!
SIGN    [Gintoki]
SIGN    [Taizo Hasegawa (38 years old), also known as Madao has finally found a new job.]
SIGN    [If he can lead a steady life with this job, then there's something he's decided to do...]
[05:19] Hatsu
    Hello.
[05:21] Hasegawa
    Oh, it's me.
[05:23] Hatsu
    How unusual for you to call me.
[05:27] ---
    Did something happen?
[05:28] Hasegawa
    No, not especially...
[05:31] ---
    I can't call you unless something bad has happened?
[05:34] Hatsu
    Oh my, do you have to talk to me like that?
[05:36] ---
    Are you calling to pick a fight with me?
[05:39] Hatsu
    Are you eating well?
[05:42] Hatsu
    You can't just eat fast food boxed lunches, you know.
[05:44] Hasegawa
    Oh, cut that out. I'm not a kid, you know.
[05:47] Hatsu
    I know. You're a full-fledged adult. That's why you need to eat properly.
[05:53] Hatsu
    So? What happened?
[05:55] Hasegawa
    Huh?
[05:56] Hatsu
    Something good happened, right?
[05:58] Hasegawa
    It's nothing special...it's just that, I...
[06:05] Hasegawa
    ...found a job.
[06:06] Hatsu
    Really? Congratulations!
[06:09] Hasegawa
    It's nothing that spectacular, but at least it's a stable job.
[06:13] Hatsu
    Really? That's wonderful.
[06:16] ---
    This calls for a celebration.
[06:19] Hasegawa
    Never mind that. It's not like this is my first job or anything.
[06:23] Hatsu
    That's okay. Let me treat you.
[06:25] ---
    I couldn't do anything for you when you were down-and-out.
[06:32] Hasegawa
    Hatsu... Um...
[06:35] Hasegawa
    Once I start this job and my life becomes stable, can you and I...start over...?
[06:44] Haga
    Hatsu-san.
[06:47] Haga
    Are you enjoying the night view?
[06:49] Hatsu
    Ah... I'm sorry, I'll call you later.
[06:51] Hasegawa
    Huh? Hey, wait-
[07:05] Gintoki
    Huh? A man?
[07:08] Hasegawa
    I'm pretty sure it was a man's voice.
[07:11] Hasegawa
    As soon as she heard his voice, she hung up.
[07:15] Hasegawa
    What's going on? Is that guy more important than me?
[07:19] Hasegawa
    That's adultery. Adultery!
[07:22] Gintoki
    Adultery? But weren't you two divorced a long time ago?
[07:26] Hasegawa
    Don't be disrespectful! We've just been separated.
[07:30] ---
    I don't remember putting my seal on any divorce papers.
[07:33] Gintoki
    You want me to investigate an extramarital affair?
[07:35] ---
    I'm really not interested since I know you and all.
[07:37] Hasegawa
    I'll pay you well.
[07:39] ---
    I'm no longer just a freelancer, you know.
[07:41] Gintoki
    No longer just a freelancer?
[07:44] Gintoki
    You're working for some loser ol' man that you hit it off with at some bar, right?
[07:47] ---
    You sure he's reliable?
[07:49] Hasegawa
    Don't be rude.
[07:50] ---
    True, it may not be a top-notch firm,
[07:53] ---
    but it's rare these days to find a company that lets me wear sunglasses to work.
[07:57] Gintoki
    You sure all their workers don't wear sunglasses and sell white powder?
[08:03] Hasegawa
    How did you know? They also sell something called "chaka."
SIGN    [Note: Chaka is gangster slang for "gun."]
[08:07] ---
    Not sure what that is.
[08:09] Gintoki
    I think you should quit.
[08:11] Hasegawa
    Don't worry about it.
[08:13] ---
    Anyone who wears sunglasses can't be bad. They're just shy.
[08:17] Gintoki
    Shy guys don't wear such embarrassingly short pants.
[08:21] Hasegawa
    Shut up. Hatsu bought me this suit when I first got a job.
[08:28] Gintoki
    Humph. If you keep thinking about your woman,
[08:31] Gintoki
    you'll fail at your new job again and screw up any chance of getting back together with her.
[08:36] Gintoki
    Leave that part of your life to me and you just focus on not getting fired, okay?
[08:43] Hasegawa
    ...Thanks.
[08:46] Hasegawa
    Gin-san, I'm gonna do it.
[08:48] ---
    This time, I'm gonna find happiness for sure.
[08:53] Gintoki
    Don't screw it up now.
[08:59] Hasegawa
    Huh?
[09:41] Woman A
    Pervert!
[09:42] Hasegawa
    No, no. This is...
[09:43] Woman B
    It's the Kinniku Buster! Kinniku Buster!
SIGN    [Note: Kinnikuman's trademark attack and one of 48 killer moves. From Ultimate Muscle.]
SIGN    [Edo Police]
SIGN    [Interview room 1]
[09:57] Hasegawa
    Did you bring me a rope?
[10:00] ---
    A strong one that won't break even if a person hangs from it.
[10:03] Gintoki
    No, they were all sold out. But instead...
[10:07] Gintoki
    ...Here take this.
[10:08] ---
    The investigation report on your wife.
[10:10] ---
    Go ahead and check it with your own eyes.
[10:15] Hasegawa
    Is she guilty or not?
[10:17] Gintoki
    Something good is bound to happen if you're alive.
[10:19] Hasegawa
    Is she guilty or not?
[10:21] Gintoki
    Tomorrow is another day.
[10:23] Hasegawa
    I'm asking you, is she guilty or not?
[10:25] Gintoki
    Hey? Did you get a haircut?
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Cozy Tomita, who impersonates Tamori.]
[10:27] Hasegawa
    Kill me! Just kill me!
[10:30] ---
    Even if I'm alive, I'm just destined to dance a bloody rondo all my life.
[10:35] ---
    I'll have to keep climbing a tortuous spiral staircase.
[10:38] ---
    Just end it all for me.
[10:41] Hasegawa
    I'm sure you guys suspect me of performing lewd sex acts.
[10:45] ---
    I don't blame you.
[10:47] ---
    After all, my own wife walked out on me!
[10:51] Hasegawa
    The train almost hit us and before I knew it, I was doing the Kinniku Buster move.
[10:54] Hasegawa
    But you wouldn't believe that anyway, right?
[10:57] Hasegawa
    Total strangers like you guys would never believe
[11:00] Hasegawa
    I'm innocent or that it was an accident, right?
[11:04] Gintoki
    You idiot!
[11:08] Guard
    What the hell are you doing?
[11:11] Gintoki
    Total strangers? If I thought that way, I wouldn't be here.
[11:18] Gintoki
    If I thought of you as a total stranger,
[11:19] Gintoki
    then I wouldn't give a damn which slammer you're in...
[11:21] Gintoki
    ...or if you're dead!
[11:24] Gintoki
    If I thought of you as a total stranger...
[11:27] Gintoki
    ...then I wouldn't borrow or lend you this!
[11:30] Hasegawa
    You totally suspect me!
[11:31] ---
    It's confirmed now.
SIGN    [The Pervert]
[11:33] Hasegawa
    It's not like that, okay?
[11:35] ---
    I can differentiate between fiction and reality.
[11:37] ---
    I'm innocent!
[11:39] Gintoki
    I know, I know.
[11:41] ---
    I believe you. I believe you. Believe!
[11:42] Hasegawa
    Really. You really believe me, right?
[11:45] Kagura
    God, enough already. He said he believes you, didn't he? Man, you're gross.
[11:50] Hasegawa
    That's not the face of trust.
[11:53] ---
    She's looking at me like I'm trash.
[11:55] Gintoki
    You're wrong. Girls this age are sensitive to stuff like that.
[11:59] ---
    Hey, don't get too close, Kagura. He's dangerous.
[12:03] Shinpachi
    Hasegawa-san, is the investigation still going on?
[12:08] Hasegawa
    Yeah, today's the seventh day.
[12:11] ---
    Although I feel more like I'm being threatened than investigated...
[12:14] Hasegawa
    I've been denying the allegations, but my mind and body are at its limit.
[12:18] ---
    Honestly, I don't think I can take anymore.
[12:21] Policeman
    Huh? You did it, didn't you?
[12:22] ---
    The Kinniku Buster!
[12:24] Hasegawa
    Now that Hatsu, my last sanctuary, has been destroyed,
[12:28] Hasegawa
    I just don't care what happens anymore.
[12:32] Gintoki
    Isn't there anything we can do?
[12:35] Hasegawa
    For starters, stop spitting on me.
[12:38] Hasegawa
    After that, a strong rope.
[12:39] Shinpachi
    Hasegawa-san!
[12:42] Hasegawa
    I'm kidding.
[12:44] ---
    I'm tired... Sorry, but can you all leave now?
[13:08] Haga
    You're Hasegawa-san, right?
[13:12] Haga
    There's something I'd like to talk to you about.
[13:15] Hasegawa
    Who are you?
[13:19] Haga
    I'm Haga, the prosecutor in the court of law where you will be tried in two days.
[13:26] Haga
    In other words Hasegawa-san, I am your enemy.
[13:32] Shinpachi
    Prosecutor Haga.
[13:33] Shinpachi
    The remarkable prosecutor who has convicted many criminals in examinations.
[13:39] ---
    An elite in the magistrate's office.
[13:41] Kagura
    The Madao of the past may have been able to deal with him, but now that he's...
[13:44] Kagura
    degraded himself into a sex offender he won't be able to compete with him at all.
[13:48] Shinpachi
    That's not true, Kagura.
[13:50] ---
    Hasegawa-san may not have money or luck,
[13:53] ---
    but he's got more guts than anyone I know.
[13:55] ---
    For a man, it's all about heart.
[13:57] ---
    Besides, he didn't commit any lewd acts.
[13:58] Kagura
    Face reality, Shinpachi.
[14:00] ---
    If you don't have money, you're going to end up unpopular like Gin-chan.
[14:05] ---
    Besides right now, that Madao...
[14:06] Kagura
    ...doesn't even seem to have any guts.
[14:10] Kagura
    He's become a real Madao now.
[14:14] Hasegawa
    What is this?
[14:16] Haga
    It's exactly what you see...divorce papers for you and Hatsu-san.
[14:20] ---
    I have been going out with Hatsu-san with the intention of marrying her.
[14:24] Hasegawa
    What?
[14:25] Haga
    You have no right to complain.
[14:28] Haga
    I hear you've been separated and practically divorced.
[14:33] ---
    I'd like you to officially put an end to it right here.
[14:36] Haga
    Please put your seal on this?
[14:38] Hasegawa
    You gotta be kidding me.
[14:39] ---
    Why should I take orders from an outsider like you?
[14:43] Haga
    You're no longer related to Hatsu-san either.
[14:46] Haga
    Or were you planning on reconciling with her?
[14:49] Haga
    Can you, being in a place like this, really make her happy?
[14:54] Haga
    Besides, I already told you. I am your enemy.
[14:58] ---
    In two days, I can help decide if you are guilty or not.
[15:04] ---
    I'm sure you understand what I mean.
[15:07] Haga
    If you put your seal on this, I promise that you will be proven innocent.
[15:11] Haga
    And if you don't...
[15:13] ---
    Well, let's see...
[15:17] Haga
    Hasegawa-san, when you left the Department of Immigration Control,
[15:21] Haga
    I understand the Bakufu ordered you to commit seppuku,
SIGN    [Note: Seppuku is a form of Japanese ritual suicide by disembowelment.]
[15:23] Haga
    but instead you chose to run away.
[15:26] Hasegawa
    I said shut up, you freakin' space flounder!
[15:29] Boss
    Commit seppuku.
[15:30] Hasegawa
    Are you serious?
[15:33] Haga
    What will happen if I mention this during the questioning?
[15:37] ---
    Well, most likely your head will roll.
[15:41] Haga
    Please give it some serious thought, Hasegawa-san.
[15:44] ---
    Well, in either case, Hatsu-san is mine.
[15:49] Haga
    And, what awaits you is the life of a loser.
[16:00] Hatsu
    Um, excuse me.
[16:02] ---
    Is this the Odd Jobs?
[16:05] Gintoki
    Yes, it is...
[16:06] Hatsu
    Oh, then you must be Gin-san.
[16:11] ---
    My, your hair really is silver.
[16:13] Hatsu
    Thank you for always taking care of Taizo Hasegawa.
[16:17] ---
    I'm Taizo's wife...Hatsu...
[16:33] End Of Part Ahasegawa
    Why...
[16:34] Hasegawa
    Why am I always like this?
[16:37] Hasegawa
    Whenever I try to grab happiness, it runs away...
[16:40] Hasegawa
    ...at full speed.
[16:46] ---
    That's right...
[16:47] Hasegawa
    It's Heidi. Heidi lives inside of me.
SIGN    [Note: Refers to the TV animation version of Heidi.]
[16:52] Hasegawa
    The flowers of happiness are about to bloom,
[16:55] Hasegawa
    but an impatient Heidi picks them,
[16:57] Hasegawa
    even though they're only buds.
[16:59] Peter Hasegawa
    Heidi! It's too early. They haven't blossomed yet.
SIGN    [Note: He looks like Peter from the TV animation version of Heidi.]
[17:02] Hasegawa
    I tried to stop Heidi many times. But she would never listen to
[17:07] Hasegawa
    what Peter says.
[17:10] Hasegawa
    The only way to put an end to her acts of violence
[17:12] Hasegawa
    was to throw myself and her into the ravine of the Alps.
[17:16] Heidi
    Peter! No! I don't want to leave the mountains!
[17:19] Hasegawa
    You must die!
[17:23] Hasegawa
    That's all I've been thinking about the last few days.
[17:27] Guard
    You've got a visitor.
[17:36] Hasegawa
    So, did you bring me a rope?
[17:44] Hasegawa
    He offered me a deal. That bastard prosecutor who's going out with Hatsu.
[17:51] Hasegawa
    He told me to put my seal on the divorce papers.
SIGN    [Note: In Japan, an official seal, used like a signature, is stamped on divorce papers.]
[17:54] ---
    If I don't, he will make sure my head gets cut off at the trial.
[17:58] Hasegawa
    I'm planning on putting my seal on it.
[18:00] ---
    All I'm doing is dragging Hatsu down by not being able to let go
[18:04] ---
    and hanging on to this one piece of paper.
[18:07] Hasegawa
    I don't want to stand in Hatsu's way
[18:09] Hasegawa
    if she's trying to leave her hopeless husband and start a new life.
[18:13] Hasegawa
    Besides, I don't wanna die.
[18:17] ---
    Go ahead and laugh.
[18:18] ---
    I'm gonna sell off my wife so I can save my precious life.
[18:24] Hasegawa
    I...
[18:25] Gintoki
    Your wife came to see me.
[18:27] Gintoki
    She couldn't get in touch with you so she came to see me.
[18:31] Gintoki
    She wanted to wish you good luck on your new job.
[18:34] Gintoki
    And she asked me to give you this.
[18:36] Hasegawa
    Th-This is...
[18:39] ---
    She doesn't know...that I've been arrested?
[18:43] Gintoki
    I don't know. But I haven't told her anything.
[18:47] ---
    Well, that's all I wanted to say. See ya.
[18:51] Gintoki
    Oh yeah, and about that rope.
[18:53] ---
    I'll bring it next time I come.
[18:55] ---
    I have no intention of getting you a rope so you can hang yourself.
[18:59] ---
    But...
[19:01] Gintoki
    If it's a rope to pull you out of hell, then I'll bring you as many as you want.
[19:07] ---
    Just remember that.
[19:21] Heidi
    Peter!
[19:23] ---
    Peter, you want me to stamp it?
[19:25] ---
    I know you can't do it. I'll do it for you.
[19:28] ---
    You don't wanna die, right?
[19:30] Hasegawa
    Heidi!
[19:34] Heidi
    Yeah, just like that, you keep living your life as a doggone loser.
[19:37] Hasegawa
    Stop, Heidi!
[19:40] Heidi
    That's perfect for you.
[19:42] Heidi
    Joseph!!
SIGN    [Note: Hasegawa is dressed up as Joseph from the TV animation version of Heidi.]
[19:45] Hasegawa
    You're right. I may be a doggone loser...
[19:50] Hasegawa
    But!
[19:51] Hasegawa
    Even if I'm a worthless mutt...
[19:56] Hasegawa
    I'm the mutt who goes to see Rubens' painting before I die!!
SIGN    [From the story "A Dog of Flanders"; a novel and anime about the boy Nello and his dog Patrasche. Nello and Patrasche freeze to death as they go to see Rubens' painting.]
[20:00] Heidi
    Just remember, I'll keep coming back!
[20:10] Hasegawa
    I gotta fight.
[20:12] ---
    It's all over if a man loses his fangs.
[20:15] ---
    Even if I'm just a good-for-nothing mutt,
[20:17] ---
    as long as I've got fangs, I'll keep fighting till the end.
[20:20] ---
    I'll be a dandy man who won't be defeated...
SIGN    [Note: A MAkenai DAndy na Otoko or a Madao.]
[20:24] Hasegawa
    a Madao!
[20:28] Magistrate
    We will now start the trial for the Oedo Line Kinniku Buster molestation case.
[20:35] ---
    The defendant, Taizo Hasegawa, please raise your head.
[20:41] Magistrate
    You must swear on this document
[20:44] Magistrate
    that any testimony you give here is true.
[20:50] ---
    If you break this promise,
[20:52] ---
    you will be subject to punishment regardless of the outcome of this trial.
[20:57] Hasegawa
    Haga, if you want to cut my head off, then go right ahead.
[21:01] Hasegawa
    But, I refuse to hand over Hatsu to a man who uses dirty tricks like you.
[21:06] Hasegawa
    Even if my head gets chopped off, I'll bite your throat with just my head.
[21:12] Hasegawa
    Hatsu...I will protect Hatsu!
[21:16] Magistrate
    Hang on a second.
[21:18] ---
    Who is representing the defendant? Where is he?
[21:21] Guard
    Well...he's not here yet.
[21:24] ---
    Perhaps something happened on his way here.
[21:27] Gintoki
    Oh, sorry. I'm late.
[21:30] Gintoki
    Attorney Shimoyama, who was supposed to be here, was arrested on molestation charges,
[21:34] Gintoki
    so I'm his replacement.
[21:42] Gintoki
    I'm the attorney, Sakata.
[21:45] ---
    Nice to meet you.
[21:47] Hasegawa
    Gin-san?!
[21:51] Gintoki
    Here? Do I sit here?
[21:53] Inspector
    Take your shoes off. Your shoes.
[21:56] Hasegawa
    Why...?
[21:58] Hasegawa
    So you're gonna help me fight?
[22:01] Hasegawa
    You and me together?
[22:04] Hasegawa
    But can an amateur defend me?
[22:06] Gintoki
    So shall we start, Mr. Prosecutor?
[22:10] Hasegawa
    We're up against that Prosecutor Haga, you know.
[22:13] Magistrate
    We will now start the trial.
SIGN    [To be continued]
SIGN    
SIGN    At 7:25 on February 21st, the defendant Taizo Hasegawa,
SIGN    forcefully grabbed the hand of the victim, Ms. A,
SIGN    on the platform at Kabukicho station and dragged her down into the railway.
SIGN    He is suspected of performing a Kinniku Buster in front of everyone.
[24:06] ---
    This is clearly an act of molestation and assault.
[24:08] ---
    And depending on the circumstance, it may even be considered attempted murder.
[24:13] Gintoki
    Objection!
[24:13] ---
    It's true that the defendant performed a Kinniku Buster on the victim.
[24:18] ---
    However it is questionable as to whether he did this with the intent to molest.
[24:23] ---
    And therefore, I plead that the defendant is not guilty.
SIGN    ["Men, Be A Madao"]
SIGN    [Attorney Sakata vs. Prosecutor Haga. The battle has begun.]
SIGN    [And will Hasegawa be able to win against the Heidi living inside him?]


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Created 2024-03-07 20:37:45 UTC by whimsee
Updated 2024-03-07 20:37:45 UTC by whimsee