E89 - "What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice"

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SIGN    [Starting this New Year's on, thank you for all the "cheering" cards.]
SIGN    [Viewer comments are very important. By the way, why is the background all black?]
SIGN    ["What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice"]
[01:45] Kagura (M)
    Huh? What's this...? The sky is all black...
[01:50] Kagura (M)
    Huh? I'm the one all black...
[01:54] Kagura (M)
    Huh? Has something like this happened before? Huh?
[02:00] Lake Toya
    Wake up.
[02:02] Lake Toya
    Your hidden power... The time to awaken it has finally come.
[02:08] Lake Toya
    Open...your eyes...to the gateway of your true potential...
[02:16] Lake Toya
    Wake up...
[02:22] Gintoki
    Huh? Where are we?
[02:24] Shinpachi
    Good morning. What's this? Where are we?
[02:28] Gintoki
    "What's this"? I don't know. When I woke up this morning, I was in this place.
[02:33] Kagura
    Is there a power outage?
[02:35] Shinpachi
    Even if it's a power outage, I can see you all very clearly.
[02:38] Kagura
    It's a strange dusty place. I'm covered with dust.
[02:43] Gintoki
    Whatever! I have a hangover, you know.
[02:49] Gintoki
    I'm sorry, but I'm gonna go back to sleep. Shinpachi, heat the bathwater.
[02:53] Shinpachi
    No, wait, Gin-san. There's no bath.
[02:55] Kagura
    Shinpachi, cook some food.
[02:57] Shinpachi
    Today is your turn to cook, Kagura-chan!
[03:01] Shinpachi
    Whatever! I wonder if this is all a dream...
[03:04] ---
    I'll go back sleep, too.
[03:07] Lake Toya
    Wake up... Your hidden power... The time to awaken it has finally come.
[03:14] Gintoki
    Shut up. Who set the weird alarm?
[03:18] Lake Toya
    This is the time to wake up.
[03:20] Kagura
    It's still eight in the morning! Let me sleep two more hours at least, idiot.
[03:23] Lake Toya
    No, well...it's not an alarm...
[03:27] Shinpachi
    Kagura-chan, you're grinding your teeth too loud!
[03:29] Lake Toya
    Excuse me, but please listen to me. Um... Well, wake up!
[03:34] ---
    Excuse me, please wake up! Excuse me, please listen! Everyone!
[03:44] Lake Toya
    I said wake up already!
[03:45] ---
    Cut it out!
[03:48] Lake Toya
    How could you fall back to sleep in another world?!
[03:49] Lake Toya
    You must've read it in the atmosphere!
[03:51] Lake Toya
    Didn't you notice that it's not quite normal, you idiots?!
[03:54] Shinpachi
    Gin-san! Gin-san, please wake up.
[03:58] Gintoki
    What the...? Geez, shut up.
[04:00] Shinpachi
    There's a strange man...
[04:03] Lake Toya
    You finally woke up.
[04:05] Lake Toya
    Welcome to my world. Finally, the time for you to awaken has arrived.
[04:11] Gintoki
    Huh? Who are you?
[04:13] Lake Toya
    Don't you know, Gintoki?
[04:16] Lake Toya
    I'm with you all the time.
[04:19] Lake Toya
    I'm your blade, which you've used to overcome many hardships.
SIGN    [Toya]
[04:26] Lake Toya
    My name is...Lake Toya!
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Zangetsu from BLEACH.]
[04:31] Gintoki
    The spirit of Lake Toya?
[04:34] Lake Toya
    Well, you can call me that, too.
[04:37] Lake Toya
    Gintoki, as I am the closest to you, I know...that you're strong...
[04:44] Lake Toya
    No one in history has been able to use me like you do. But...but...
[04:51] Lake Toya
    It's still not enough! You can still become stronger!
[04:54] Lake Toya
    You haven't tapped my full power yet!
[05:00] ---
    Do you want to become stronger, Gintoki?
[05:03] Gintoki
    No, I'm not interested.
[05:05] Lake Toya
    ...Huh? Eh? What did you just say?
[05:07] Gintoki
    Well... You're so annoying. I'm sorry. My head really hurts, so sorry...
[05:12] Lake Toya
    Huh? No, but... What?
[05:14] ---
    The show is past its second year, so isn't it about time to develop an ultimate technique?
[05:21] Lake Toya
    If I do say so myself, it's really useful. Let me teach it to you.
[05:27] Shinpachi
    Excuse me, but today is our regular day off, so can we go home?
[05:31] Lake Toya
    No...well...it's far more useful than you think.
[05:35] Lake Toya
    If you learn it, you'll be able to use it repeatedly. And it'll help the anime artists, too.
[05:39] Lake Toya
    And, most of all, you'll easily be able to make a big scene...
[05:41] Kagura
    Shut up, you bastard! Just return us to our world right now!
[05:45] Lake Toya
    ...I see... Well, it's fine with me if you don't want to...
[05:50] Lake Toya
    Really... It's not like I was asked to do it, anyway...
[05:53] ---
    Well... I just called you on my own... I'm sorry for making a mess...
[05:59] ---
    But let me just tell you...
[06:00] ---
    ...If you ask me to teach you the ultimate technique later, it'll be too late.
[06:03] ---
    This is a one-time only offer. I definitely won't teach it to you later.
[06:08] ---
    Ah, it's like a New Year's bargain. It's a shame to miss out.
[06:12] ---
    Zenkai or Fuusenmaru is really useful...
SIGN    [Note: Zenkai and Fuusenmaru are from BLEACH.]
[06:17] Lake Toya
    You know...
[06:19] Lake Toya
    Just say, "please teach it to us"!
[06:21] Lake Toya
    You don't need an ultimate technique? Don't you have any ambition?!
[06:25] Lake Toya
    Why are you sleeping for the third time in front of a spirit?!
[06:26] Lake Toya
    Even on your day off, you hardly ever fall back to sleep three times!
[06:30] Lake Toya
    Hey! Wake up, you guys!
[06:32] Lake Toya
    That's enough! If you don't wake up within three seconds, I'll kick you in the thigh!
[06:38] Lake Toya
    Seriously! I'll really do it! You won't be able to walk!
[06:42] Lake Toya
    Here we go! One... Hey, hey, the countdown to hell has just started.
[06:47] Lake Toya
    Ah, it's so scary! And two! Ah, there's only one second left!
[06:50] Lake Toya
    I'm counting! Really! And three!
[06:53] Lake Toya
    Come on! I'm making an announcement! An announcement!
[06:58] Lake Toya
    Let me give you five more seconds!
[07:00] Lake Toya
    It's a special rule that gives you another five seconds...
[07:02] Gintoki/Kagura
    Shut up!
[07:09] Gintoki
    What's with you?! Tell us straight...exactly what are you trying to do?
[07:13] Lake Toya
    I'll tell it to you straight.
[07:16] Lake Toya
    You're not too bad if you can hurt a spirit's legs... But you're still too green.
[07:21] Lake Toya
    You'll be able to get stronger.
[07:24] Shinpachi
    I'll tell it to you straight...we became strong enough to make a spirit's eyes tear up, so that's enough for us.
[07:28] Shinpachi
    Please let us return home.
[07:29] Shinpachi
    If you learn the ultimate technique, you'll be able to not only affect the eyes,
[07:33] Shinpachi
    but also the nose and mouth.
[07:34] Shinpachi
    It'll be possible to bring forth bodily fluids from every orifice.
[07:40] Gintoki
    Sounds like it's your ultimate technique.
[07:43] Lake Toya
    Why are you adamantly refusing to learn the ultimate technique?
[07:47] Lake Toya
    What? Are you just shy? Or are you ashamed to shout out the ultimate technique's name?
[07:53] ---
    Everyone needs to have patience when learning it.
[07:56] ---
    The important thing is getting used to using it.
[07:59] Kagura
    I wonder why this guy is so adamant about teaching us the ultimate technique.
[08:02] Lake Toya
    Perhaps an enemy stronger than anything you have ever faced will appear.
[08:07] Lake Toya
    You can't survive without this ultimate technique.
[08:11] Lake Toya
    And I'll be in trouble if something happens to my master.
[08:15] ---
    In addition, if this anime is released as a fighting game,
[08:19] ---
    it'll be too plain if it doesn't have an ultimate technique.
[08:23] ---
    Think about the business aspect.
[08:25] ---
    Don't you know how hard a time Bandai's had?
SIGN    [Note: Namco-Bandai is the parent company of Sunrise, which is the studio that animates GinTama.]
[08:27] Shinpachi
    You worry about things beyond your control!
[08:29] Lake Toya
    If you still refuse to learn the ultimate technique, I have an idea.
[08:35] Lake Toya
    I won't return you to your world until you learn it.
[08:41] Lake Toya
    Forever... You'll be stuck in this world.
[08:46] Gintoki
    Ah, that's fine. Some food...
[08:52] Kagura
    We'll stay here for a while.
[08:53] Lake Toya
    Well...it's not like "a while," but forever...
[08:57] Lake Toya
    Ah, hey, don't open the refrigerator without asking permission.
[09:02] Gintoki
    What? We won't be able to leave here ever, right?
[09:04] Gintoki
    Then it's all right to open the refrigerator... Whoa! This miso is moldy.
[09:09] Lake Toya
    Whoa! No, wait... Ah, I bought that to eat after my bath...
[09:15] Shinpachi
    Anyway, there's no way we can live in a dirty room like this.
[09:18] Shinpachi
    It's filled with dust. I guess I'll have to clean up.
[09:23] Shinpachi
    There're a lot of weird books under the bed.
[09:25] Lake Toya
    Ah! Hey! Don't touch anything in my room without asking permission!
[09:29] ---
    Stop! Please stop it!
[09:31] Gintoki
    Hey, there's a lot of curly hairs on the floor.
[09:34] Gintoki
    I wonder what this is...
[09:36] Lake Toya
    No! That's wrong! Those are from my pet. They're not mine...
[09:40] Kagura
    I can smell some strange odors coming from the trash.
[09:42] Kagura
    There're so many rolled up tissues in there.
[09:45] Lake Toya
    No! That's not right! That is, you know... I ate grilled squid yesterday! That's it!
[09:49] Lake Toya
    Please just be quiet! Don't move around.
[10:00] Kagura
    Where did you buy those sunglasses?
[10:03] Lake Toya
    Go home! Go home, you guys!
[10:09] Gintoki
    What? I thought we would never, ever leave this place, right?
[10:12] Lake Toya
    No, please go home!
[10:14] Lake Toya
    Never mind about the ultimate technique or anything else.
[10:16] Lake Toya
    Just go home, please!
[10:17] Lake Toya
    I was kindly offering to teach you the ultimate technique!
[10:20] Lake Toya
    But if you are just going to make a big mess, please go home, already!
[10:23] Lake Toya
    I don't care anymore! I really don't care whether you die!
[10:28] Lake Toya
    Please go...
[10:29] ---
    ...home...
[10:30] Mom
    Why are you saying such selfish things?!
[10:33] Gintoki
    Lake Toya Spirit!
[10:36] Mom
    You invited all your friends here, so how can you say "everyone go home"?
[10:40] Mom
    You can't make any friends because you do things like this!
[10:44] Lake Toya
    M-Mom...
[10:47] Shinpachi
    Somehow...the mother appeared... the mother of the spirit...
[10:50] Lake Toya
    That's not your business, Mom. Stop being so nosy.
[10:54] Lake Toya
    The reason why I can't make any friends is because Daddy's had so many job transfers.
[10:58] Mom
    Don't blame everything on his transfers!
[11:01] Mom
    Daddy has his own circumstances with his job!
[11:04] Gintoki
    Why does his mom have a beard?
[11:06] Mom
    I'm really sorry, everyone.
[11:09] ---
    He changes schools a lot, so he doesn't know how to make friends.
[11:15] ---
    Please don't hate him. He's basically a good boy.
[11:19] Gintoki
    That's all right. Don't worry about it.
[11:22] Mom
    Um...I'm sorry to ask you something like this,
[11:24] Mom
    but could you learn the ultimate technique from him?
[11:31] Kagura
    Hey! Lake Toya, come over here!
[11:34] Gintoki
    Please teach us the ultimate technique!
[11:36] Mom
    Hey! Everyone wants to learn the ultimate technique!
[11:41] Mom
    What are you doing, Lake Toya?! Hurry up and get over here.
[11:44] Lake Toya
    No, it's all right...really...
[11:46] Mom
    What do you mean, "It's all right"?!
[11:48] Mom
    You were the one who called everyone over so you could teach them the ultimate technique, right?!
[11:51] Mom
    Come on, what are you doing?
[11:53] Lake Toya
    I just said "it's all right"!
[11:55] ---
    This is... This just isn't the right time for me to teach anyone the ultimate technique!
[11:59] Lake Toya
    I look really pathetic!
[12:02] Mom
    What are you talking about?!
[12:03] Mom
    To-kun, you look so cool! Mom thinks you're really cool, too!
[12:07] Lake Toya
    And these guys don't look like they really want to learn any ultimate technique! So no way!
[12:13] Mom
    What are you saying, To-kun?!
[12:14] Mom
    I know you worked really hard to think up the ultimate technique!
[12:17] Mom
    Mom knows all about that! You worked really hard!
[12:20] Lake Toya
    I already said, "no way"! You're so annoying!
[12:22] Mom
    What do you mean "annoying"?! Come on!
[12:24] Mom
    Do your ultimate technique for Mom! Let's show them what it looks like!
[12:27] Lake Toya
    No, no! They're watching us! It's too embarrassing. You're so annoying!
[12:31] Mom
    What do you mean "annoying"?!
[12:34] Lake Toya
    I mean...
[12:38] Lake Toya
    You're really annoying... Jumbolic Magnum!
[12:43] Shinpachi
    Ah...he did the ultimate technique on his mother.
[12:46] Lake Toya
    Oh! Mom!
[12:50] Mom (M)
    Yes...that's it...
[12:53] ---
    To-kun...
[12:55] Lake Toya
    Mom!
[12:57] Lake Toya
    Mom!
[13:00] ---
    Mom!
[13:01] Dad
    Hey, I'm home.
[13:04] Dad
    I just got home.
[13:12] Lake Toya
    D-Dad...
[13:14] Dad
    Y-You... Your mom...
[13:17] ---
    That! There! What did you do to your mother?! Jack Nicolle Cannon!
SIGN    [Note: Refers to the actor, Jack Nicholson.]
[13:26] Mom
    To-To-kun...
[13:28] Mom
    This is the time...for you to be free of the curse of your father having to transfer so many times...
[13:35] ---
    Defeat...your father...
[13:42] Lake Toya
    Jumbolic...
[13:44] Dad
    ...Jack Nicolle...
[13:46] Gintoki
    No way! You'll break up the family.
[13:55] Dad/Lake Toya
    Ouch!
[13:58] Dad/Lake Toya
    Ow...
[14:00] Lake Toya
    Ow... It seems you have completely mastered that.
[14:06] Lake Toya
    That's your ultimate technique... the "Thigh Kick."
[14:13] Gintoki
    Who needs it?!
[14:24] Okita (M)
    Huh? What's this? The sky is all white...
[14:28] Okita (M)
    Huh? I'm the one all white...
[14:31] Okita (M)
    Huh? I think something like this also happened last New Year's day... Huh?
[14:36] Goddess
    Wake up.
[14:37] ---
    Gently open...your eyes and...
[14:40] Goddess
    ...the door to the closed-off world...
[14:44] Goddess
    Wake up...
[14:48] Hijikata
    What's this?
[14:51] Kondo
    Hey, Toshi, what's going on?
[14:53] Hijikata
    I don't know. When I awoke this morning, I was in this place.
[14:58] Hijikata
    It must be a dream.
[15:00] ---
    I'm sorry, but I'm going back to sleep.
[15:03] Kondo
    Sogo, cook some food.
[15:05] Sogo
    Did you hear that, Hijikata?
[15:06] Hijikata
    But why me?!
[15:08] ---
    It's ridiculous. I'll go back to sleep, too.
[15:13] Goddess
    Wake up... I said, wake up...
[15:19] Okita
    Mom, you're so absent-minded. It's still the New Year's holiday.
[15:23] Okita
    There's no school today.
[15:27] Hiijikata
    Come on. I'm not going to wake up just because someone orders me to.
[15:31] Goddess
    Wake up. It's time for you to wake up. Open your eyes.
[15:38] ---
    Well, excuse me. Could you please wake up?
[15:43] ---
    U-Um...
[15:53] Okita
    I can't remember when I last slept this long.
[15:56] Goddess
    You seem to have finally awakened.
[15:58] Hijikata
    You're...
[16:03] Goddess
    Yes, I'm...
SIGN    [Note: She looks like Orihime from BLEACH.]
[16:05] Hijikata
    Aren't you cold? It's the dead of winter.
[16:07] Goddess
    Huh? Well...I'm...
[16:09] Okita
    Yeah, yeah. You can tell us at the police station.
[16:14] Goddess
    Huh?
[16:15] Hijikata
    You are under arrest for indecent exposure. You're too flashy.
[16:19] Goddess
    No, wait.
[16:20] Goddess
    Can you stop talking like I'm a pervert?!
[16:23] Goddess
    I'm not. I'm different from those degenerate...
[16:27] ---
    I'm a real...
[16:28] Hijikata
    A real degenerate?
[16:30] Goddess
    Wh-!
[16:30] Hijikata
    If that's the case, we have a real sadist.
[16:33] Okita
    We have a guy who's a real dog-food maniac, too.
[16:36] Hijikata
    Who are you talking about?
[16:38] Hijikata
    Don't make fun of mayonnaise, you bastard!
[16:40] Goddess
    Please listen to my story.
[16:42] ---
    I'm neither a degenerate nor a human being.
[16:45] ---
    I'm a goddess...
[16:47] Goddess
    ...your Goddess of Victory.
[16:50] Hijikata
    S-Sogo...
[16:52] Okita
    Well...
[16:55] Hijikata
    She says that she's not human, but a goddess.
[16:58] Hijikata
    If that's the case, we should get serious.
[17:01] Okita
    No need to worry.
[17:03] Okita
    People like her will recant after a bit of punishment.
[17:07] Goddess
    I said I'm a true goddess!
[17:09] Goddess
    Moreover, there's the weird white background.
[17:12] Goddess
    Can't you understand the situation?!
[17:14] Hijikata
    That reminds me... I didn't see any background for a while.
[17:16] Okita
    I thought it was because the anime staff was slacking off.
[17:20] Goddess
    If you understand, then please remove these handcuffs!
[17:22] Hijikata
    No, I still don't know.
[17:24] Hijikata
    What's the connection between a white background and a degenerate?
[17:28] ---
    Anyway, you're under arrest.
[17:29] ---
    Just give up, and tell us the way back to our police station!
[17:32] Goddess
    What are you talking about?
[17:33] Goddess
    I've never heard of a goddess being arrested!
[17:36] Hijikata
    Well, we have.
[17:37] Hijikata
    Not just a goddess, but also death gods, lords and even streakers.
[17:41] Hijikata
    We've caught them all before.
[17:42] Kondo
    Toshi, Sogo, stop it.
[17:45] Hijikata
    Kondo-san...?!
[17:46] Okita
    Why are you crying?
[17:48] Kondo
    That is a real goddess.
[17:51] Goddess
    So, you finally realize that I'm a goddess.
[17:54] Kondo
    Yes, you've had it really tough during your life.
[17:58] Goddess
    Wait! That's my diary!
[17:59] Kondo
    I read it very carefully. You really had a hard time.
[18:03] Goddess
    No, give it back to me!
[18:05] Goddess
    Please give it back! Oh, no!
[18:09] Kondo
    For all these reasons, she went through many hardships.
[18:13] Kondo
    There's room for leniency!
[18:16] Goddess
    You mean, I'm still a criminal?!
[18:17] Hijikata
    Of course.
[18:19] ---
    Be quiet.
[18:21] Goddess
    No kidding. I'm really mad now.
[18:23] Goddess
    You guys live here the rest of your lives!
[18:26] Goddess
    I don't care anymore!
[18:28] Goddess
    I'll devote the rest of my life to you!
[18:30] Goddess
    So, even if you want to break up, I will refuse!
[18:34] Hijikata
    What's this?
[18:35] Okita
    Is this a new type of masochism?
[18:37] Kondo
    No, it looks like she's had really bad luck with men.
[18:40] Hijikata
    She's the type who loves a miserable situation.
[18:42] Hijikata
    That's why she was taken advantage of.
[18:47] Goddess
    Everyone, the meal is ready!
[18:51] Okita
    It looks like we've been put in a strange situation.
[18:54] Hijikata
    This is a real farce with that indecent woman.
[18:57] Kondo
    No, she's a goddess. It looks like she's a real goddess.
[19:00] Hijikata
    What should we do, Kondo-san? She's acting like a new wife.
[19:04] Okita
    Are you going to play the role of the husband, Chief?
[19:06] Kondo
    Don't say such a stupid thing!
[19:08] Kondo
    I have Otae-san, the only woman in my heart.
[19:11] Kondo
    There's no way something like that could happen!
[19:13] Hijikata
    You say that, but you look like you're ready to join in the farce.
[19:16] Okita
    Then Hijikata-san, you'll be the treacherous mother-in-law.
[19:19] Hijikata
    Hey, but I'm a man.
[19:21] Okita
    And I'll be the corrupted fool who behaves improperly.
[19:25] Goddess
    So-kun, what are you doing?
[19:27] Okita
    Shut up.
[19:28] Okita
    I need the money!
[19:29] Goddess
    But if you take it without asking, the goddess will be upset!
[19:33] Okita
    I'm left with party tickets to sell!
SIGN    [Note: A party ticket is a ticket for a certain event sold amongst college students.]
[19:35] Okita
    I'll be in trouble if I don't sell them!
[19:37] Okita
    Are you saying I should threaten to rob my friends?
[19:39] Goddess
    I didn't say anything like that...
[19:42] Okita
    Then leave me alone!
[19:44] Goddess
    No! Anything but that money!
[19:47] Okita
    Shut up!
[19:49] Hijikata
    What kind of play is this?
[19:50] Young Boy
    Stop!
[19:52] Hijikata/Kondo
    Huh...?
[19:53] Young Boy
    Don't raise your hand to the goddess! I won't forgive you!
[19:57] Goddess
    Stop! You misunderstand! So-chan didn't do anything bad!
[20:00] Okita
    Since when did I become "So-chan"?
[20:02] Young Boy
    I've always admired you, Goddess... Your innocent smile...
[20:07] Young Boy
    ...and that slightly melancholic beauty mark.
[20:09] Young Boy
    I've always been watching you from the shadows.
[20:12] Kondo
    That's stalking!
[20:13] Okita
    You're one to talk...
[20:15] Kondo
    Huh?
[20:15] Okita
    What the heck is going on here?
[20:18] Kondo
    Let me explain.
[20:20] Kondo
    He's the Angel of Death.
[20:22] Kondo
    Two years ago, his affairs were uncovered, and they broke up.
[20:25] Kondo
    But they're growing to like each other again.
[20:27] Boss
    No, I'm the Angel of Death.
[20:30] Goddess
    Ma-Manager?!
[20:31] Okita
    Another strange man has shown up.
[20:33] Young Man
    By the way, I'm the God of Poverty!
[20:35] Boss
    But it's strange. I didn't have any affairs.
[20:40] Kondo
    Ah, then it's probably that!
[20:42] Kondo
    Two years ago, right after you lived in sin, he started committing domestic violence.
[20:46] Punk
    No, that was me.
SIGN    [Note: Parody of Ichigo from BLEACH.]
[20:49] Goddess
    The Soul Reaper! Why have you come here?!
[20:51] Punk
    Not just me...
[20:53] Punk
    Meifushin, Kijin, hakaijin, and Sake no kami ...
SIGN    [Note: Refers to the God of Netherworld, God of Destruction, Sake no kami (God of Wine).]
[20:56] Punk
    I heard you've been dating all of them for the last two years.
[20:59] Young Man
    What?! There's no way a goddess would do something like that.
[21:02] Boss
    I didn't hear anything like that!
[21:03] Goddess
    W-Well...
[21:12] Hijikata
    There's not a single decent god...
[21:14] Hijikata
    Anyway, how can she handle herself around all these people and still keep it a secret?
[21:18] Okita
    Because she's a goddess?
    Or, rather, she's a terrible bitch.
[21:23] Kondo
    I told you... She's had many hardships, hasn't she?
[21:30] Goddess
    I've lost everything...
[21:32] Goddess
    I know it's all my fault.
[21:35] Goddess
    But I was lonely...
[21:37] Goddess
    Because I'm a goddess, I can be a little greedy.
[21:43] Okita (M)
    Sadist Mode Change.
SIGN    [Note: Spoof of Kamen Rider Den-O.]
[21:48] Okita
    If you lost it, then just get it back.
[21:59] Goddess
    That's true! Yes!
[22:02] Goddess
    I'm the Goddess of Victory!
    I'll just take back what I lost!
[22:06] Goddess
    With my own power! I'll win over my happiness with my own power!
[22:14] Kondo/Hijikata
    What?!
[22:15] Goddess
    Go for it! Oh!
[22:18] Goddess
    Like this... In order to ensure my true love and happiness,
[22:23] Goddess
    I worked my best to fight...
[22:26] Goddess
    ...and I kept fighting and fighting...
[22:28] Goddess
    ...and got lots of men.
[22:30] Goddess
    And I realized that working hard is so beautiful...
[22:35] Goddess
    ...period. Huh? Was this a composition?
[22:43] Goddess
    P.S. I'll be as happy as I can...
SIGN    The next episode... "The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad."
SIGN    [Food safety is a big issue these days. And this social anime will take a closer look at it.]
SIGN    [Forget it... GinTama is not that kind of show. But does GinTama have a safety problem?!]