# E84 - "Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart"

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**[00:01] Kozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you know the origin of the word "hard-boiled"?<br>**[00:04] Kozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It comes from hard-boiled eggs. Right, the moon tonight looks hard-boiled.<br>**[00:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why would "hard-boiled" refer to something other than hard-boiled eggs?<br>**[00:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may still be too early for young kids who love JUMP to understand.<br>**[00:21] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you grow up and read BUSINESS JUMP, then ask that question again.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: BUSINESS JUMP is JUMP for men in their 20s-30s.]
<br>**[00:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One thing I can say...<br>**[00:28] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That is...it's on such a hard-boiled night that you feel an irresistible urge to drink.<br>**[00:34] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men can only quench their thirst with alcohol.<br>**[00:40] (Singing)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... A lone wolf.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[THE HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE] [HEIJI KOZENIGATA] [Note: Kozenigata's name is based on Heiji Zenigata, a hero from a Japanese novel.]
<br>**[00:47] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... Working for an organization does not hinder me.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[ACT 1] [THE AFTERNOON OF THE WOLVES]
<br>**[00:58] Policeman**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Attention criminal! You're completely surrounded!<br>**[01:03] Criminal**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I don't care anymore. Harmony? Class cooperation?<br>**[01:07] Criminal**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I get tired of hearing about the morality of such impositions!<br>**[01:10] Criminal**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm really tired! People should just die!<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't trust anyone anymore. I'll never be fooled again.<br>**[01:16] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's more important to conserve nature than protect humans!<br>**[01:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a shame that I didn't get invitations from any club on the day of my college entrance ceremony!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: In Japan it is very common for clubs to invite new students on the day of their entrance ceremony. Almost everyone is invited.]
<br>**[01:23] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But so what? You can't judge a person like that! I can't work anymore!<br>**[01:29] Hostage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Help!<br>**[01:31] Criminal**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I'll get involved with as many people as possible,<br>**[01:35] Criminal**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;stir up trouble and run away! Get ready, you bastards!<br>**[01:39] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that all you have to say?!<br>**[01:41] Criminal**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[01:42] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss Kozenigata!<br>**[01:44] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll take care of this.<br>**[01:46] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss!<br>**[01:47] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you follow an organization and its rules, you can't do something like this.<br>**[01:51] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, a little tip about being hard-boiled is...to have a little courage and...<br>**[01:57] (Singing)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... Life is a battle.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[THE HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE] [HEIJI KOZENIGATA]
<br>**[02:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... No need to rest.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[ACT 2] [A WARRIOR'S REST]
<br>**[02:16] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no rest for the hard-boiled.<br>**[02:19] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In this ruined downtown, there's crime everywhere.<br>**[02:23] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So we hard-boiled detectives keep fighting every day.<br>**[02:27] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss! Something's happened! The terminal's been overrun by aliens.<br>**[02:31] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss?!<br>**[02:32] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah...No... I feel sick today, so I can't. I don't feel like doing anything.<br>**[02:35] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't want to work anymore. It's like I can't get motivated.<br>**[02:41] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss...<br>**[02:44] (Singing)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... Always faced with danger.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[THE HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE] [HEIJI KOZENIGATA]
<br>**[02:52] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... Constantly risking death.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[ACT 3] [TIME LIMIT]
<br>**[03:03] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-Boss! It's a time bomb! What should we do?!<br>**[03:06] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm always putting my life in danger.<br>**[03:08] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But a hard-boiled man like me always gets into pinches like this.<br>**[03:13] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;B-But the time is...<br>**[03:15] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ca-Ca-Calm down, Haji.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Haji's name is based on Hachi (Hachigoro), who is an assistant to Heiji Zenigata.]
<br>**[03:17] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the one who needs to calm down, Boss.<br>**[03:19] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your hands are shaking. And you look like you're peeing in your pants...<br>**[03:22] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's more...<br>**[03:24] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...my chest hair is growing!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[THE HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE] [HEIJI KOZENIGATA]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[ACT 4] [NIGHT]
<br>**[03:56] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mama...<br>**[04:01] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mama...<br>**[04:03] (Singing)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm a hard-boiled detective... A hard-boiled egg.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[THE HARD-BOILED DETECTIVE] [HEIJI KOZENIGATA]
<br>**[04:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the hard-boiled detective... Heiji Kozenigata.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[ACT 5] [ENDING]
<br>**[04:21] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, don't get carried away!<br>**[04:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'll be in trouble if you underestimate this TV show.<br>**[04:27] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, hey, stop being such a stick-in-the-mud.<br>**[04:31] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A hard-boiled person won't yield to any threats or pressure. That's what...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[END]
<br>**[04:40] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not finished yet. It hasn't even started!<br>**[04:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up! If GinTama doesn't start right now,<br>**[04:47] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they'll really pull the plug and cancel us this time.<br>**[04:49] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Damn it! Five minutes have already passed!<br>**[04:53] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, the hard-boiled anime, "GinTama," will now begin!<br>**[06:26] Opening Creditkozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Do you know the origin of the word "hard-boiled"?<br>**[06:29] Opening Creditkozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It comes from hard-boiled eggs. Right, the moon tonight looks hard-boiled.<br>**[06:35] Kozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why would "hard-boiled" refer to something other than hard-boiled eggs?<br>**[06:41] Kozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It may still be too early for young kids who love JUMP to understand.<br>**[06:46] Kozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you grow up and read BUSINESS JUMP, then ask that question again.<br>**[06:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One thing I can say... That is...<br>**[06:54] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it's on such a hard-boiled night that you feel an irresistible urge to drink.<br>**[06:59] Kozenigata(M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men can only quench their thirst with alcohol.<br>**[07:06] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master, give me a Camus on the rocks.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Camus is a brand of Cognac.]
<br>**[07:11] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go, Shochu.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Shochu is a type of alcohol common in Japan and Korea.]
<br>**[07:13] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not Shochu. You can just call it Camus, Master.<br>**[07:16] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't call me master. You can just call me Pops, sir.<br>**[07:21] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, I'm the hard-boiled detective, Heiji Kozenigata.<br>**[07:26] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The current era isn't easy for us hard-boiled people to live in.<br>**[07:35] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, this is Kozenigata.<br>**[07:38] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?! An incident?!<br>**[07:41] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;People on the road look like...<br>**[07:43] Detective A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's him. Over there!<br>**[07:44] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...half-boiled eggs.<br>**[07:48] Detective A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the fox!<br>**[07:50] Detective A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's Chogoro the Foxfire!<br>**[07:59] Detective B**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He ran in that direction. Follow him!<br>**[08:00] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For those guys...<br>**[08:02] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...I use the Jutte at my waist as punishment...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: A Jutte is a specialized weapon used by law enforcement officers during the Edo period.]
<br>**[08:05] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yo, why are you in such a hurry? Are you late for a date?<br>**[08:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Girls don't like men who finish early, boys.<br>**[08:15] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss Kozenigata!<br>**[08:16] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If I give them just one big blow, they'll become scrambled eggs.<br>**[08:21] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fox! It was wearing the mask of a fox!<br>**[08:23] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. Even if it costs me my life.<br>**[08:26] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You guys go that way, and I'll look this way.<br>**[08:29] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[08:33] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks like I had a bit too much Camus, huh?<br>**[08:36] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, but it may be a good restorative...<br>**[08:38] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, are you all right?<br>**[08:40] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look pretty drunk.<br>**[08:42] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You'd better throw up.<br>**[08:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about coming to our shop and having a nap?<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Costume Club] [Monster Fox] [Nurses, female ninjas... Can change into anything.]
<br>**[08:48] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There're many cute girls in there.<br>**[08:53] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Instead of mice, foxes are finally showing their true colors.<br>**[08:58] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Surrender quietly fox!<br>**[09:02] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Can I role-play something like that?<br>**[09:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, it's a detective role-play. We offer undercover-agent role-playing, too!<br>**[09:10] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? Basically, I'm an "M," so I love being treated rough.<br>**[09:15] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm the hard-boiled detective, Heiji Kozenigata.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;["Hard-boiled Egg On a Man's Heart"]
<br>**[09:32] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A smoke after work... There's nothing better than this.<br>**[09:37] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's my happiest moment. It's no exaggeration to say I work hard just for this.<br>**[09:42] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men can bet their lives on just one thing.<br>**[09:47] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's the deal of sounding like you accomplished something?!<br>**[09:49] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were playing during work! You bastard!<br>**[09:53] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck are you doing?! What does "one thing" mean?<br>**[09:56] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that the 10,000 yen for one time?!<br>**[09:59] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men have one thing they can't stand.<br>**[10:03] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop saying awful things with that hard-boiled tone!<br>**[10:05] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Moreover, you came back drunk and brought them!<br>**[10:08] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I said the mask of the fox. Why did you bring someone wearing a costume?!<br>**[10:13] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you always like this?<br>**[10:15] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I always thought there was something uneven between your appearance and working ability!<br>**[10:20] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You act like you can easily handle all of your cases!<br>**[10:24] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But why are you so useless? Why is your hard-boiled so pointless?<br>**[10:28] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Some things may seem useless to some people...<br>**[10:31] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that's all about men care about.<br>**[10:34] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shut up! I don't want to hear that from someone so useless!<br>**[10:38] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, stop smoking that cigar!<br>**[10:40] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How can you smoke a cigar while your boss lectures you?!<br>**[10:43] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm going to kick you out!<br>**[10:45] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Heiji while you were off acting hard-boiled somewhere there was another victim.<br>**[10:52] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't tell me...that fox again?<br>**[10:55] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right, it was him again.<br>**[10:57] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He snuck into the shop and did everyone in, from the owner to the workers.<br>**[11:03] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That fox became a wicked man.<br>**[11:08] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you Heiji have been chasing him for ten years and still can't capture him.<br>**[11:12] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all your fault.<br>**[11:14] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you had caught him, there wouldn't have been any more victims.<br>**[11:18] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you had caught him, the fox wouldn't have turned so bad.<br>**[11:23] Boss A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the real criminal! I should arrest you for being so useless.<br>**[11:39] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You were suspended. Well, we're sorry.<br>**[11:43] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because we invited you into our shop and put you in that situation.<br>**[11:47] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you also made the mistake of thinking that we were criminals.<br>**[11:52] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So I guess we're even now. We did our job, anyway.<br>**[11:56] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The Odd Jobs... You'll do anything as long as you get paid...<br>**[12:01] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's a job far from those who are hard-boiled.<br>**[12:04] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Do you really look down on us that much?<br>**[12:07] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't believe I'd...<br>**[12:14] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm not depressed. It happens all the time. So many things happen in life.<br>**[12:46] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't matter if good things... or bad things happen.<br>**[12:51] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Either way, I have a glass of Camus... Nothing changes my day.<br>**[12:58] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Camus... The man's...<br>**[13:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's enough. It's so annoying.<br>**[13:03] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you do, bastard?! My hard-boiled...!<br>**[13:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's enough. You repetitive hard-headed fool.<br>**[13:09] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hard-headed?! It can't be helped since it's hard-boiled!<br>**[13:14] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Your brain is so full of hard-boiled nonsense you can't work.<br>**[13:19] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So quit being so hard-boiled! You idiot!<br>**[13:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mother?!<br>**[13:23] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That way, both you and hard-boiled will be happy!<br>**[13:28] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no! I can handle it! I can have it both ways, hard boiled and working.<br>**[13:33] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you already failed at being both hard-boiled and hard working...<br>**[13:37] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir...<br>**[13:38] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...you'd better stop now, or your wife will get upset again.<br>**[13:43] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't bring complaints about work back home. That's how a man acts.<br>**[13:47] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's doing it again.<br>**[13:49] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You have to be cool in front of your wife.<br>**[13:52] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's the key to couples living in harmony.<br>**[13:54] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I'm having Camus today to rejuvenate myself.<br>**[13:59] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This guy just wants to say "Camus" all the time.<br>**[14:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He thinks he's hard-boiled whenever he says "Camus."<br>**[14:04] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All things aside, I'm surprised that he even has a family.<br>**[14:08] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's said that you can't judge people by their appearance.<br>**[14:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's the opposite. In this guy's case, he's messed up inside.<br>**[14:15] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though I didn't say a word, it broke my heart... Camus...<br>**[14:18] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Speak normally!<br>**[14:20] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sometimes you can make your wife happy just by sharing your problems and listening<br>**[14:24] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to what she has to say. That's the way couples stay in harmony.<br>**[14:28] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I bet you failed to capture the fox again, right?<br>**[14:31] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Humph.<br>**[14:32] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really, this master is too wise for me.<br>**[14:35] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He already knew so much about me.<br>**[14:38] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Think about it, we've known each other for over 10 years, Camus.<br>**[14:40] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He said "Camus" again. He's really pushing himself to be hard-boiled.<br>**[14:43] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's like he's my real dad. I guess he probably feels the same, too.<br>**[14:49] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I don't.<br>**[14:50] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Drop dead old man. Camus.<br>**[14:52] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He can't be considered hard-boiled anymore.<br>**[14:55] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;By the way, the fox made his first appearance in Edo about ten years ago.<br>**[15:00] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, you've been trying to capture him since then.<br>**[15:04] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That means I've been hearing your complaints for ten years.<br>**[15:09] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The fox has changed a lot over the years, too.<br>**[15:13] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The elusive criminal and legendary thief-Chogoro the Foxfire.<br>**[15:18] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was a time when he didn't kill,<br>**[15:21] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just stealing riches and giving them to the poor so that he could earn respect.<br>**[15:31] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;However, he became a wicked man who stole anything and killed anyone.<br>**[15:36] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But he used to be a thief, so he wasn't really a good guy anyways.<br>**[15:45] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...He's not like that.<br>**[15:50] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm pretty surprised I actually said something like that on the fly.<br>**[15:55] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You liar! You look pretty calm.<br>**[15:57] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The thief... I can't believe I'm supporting the enemy I've been chasing for over ten years, Camus.<br>**[16:05] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But as his enemy... or as his rival... we've had so many fights.<br>**[16:10] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's why I can see something like this.<br>**[16:11] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Men are creatures who understand each other only after fighting it out with their fists.<br>**[16:17] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of flashback is that? It's not even fighting!<br>**[16:19] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's so one-sided, with you taking all the hits. That's your wish?!<br>**[16:24] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was...not the fox I knew...<br>**[16:28] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A guy who doesn't live by his own rules is useless, regardless of whether he's good or bad.<br>**[16:35] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're the useless one.<br>**[16:40] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know if he's bad or good, but the fox I knew at least lived by his own rules.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Thanks for the food.]
<br>**[16:49] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's like a mischievous guy who sneaks into a house, leaving a piece of fried tofu and a thank-you note.<br>**[16:54] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although he was a thief, he had a sense of humor. He was really cool.<br>**[16:59] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's no way that kind of guy would kill people.<br>**[17:02] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Boss!<br>**[17:04] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Haji, what's the matter?<br>**[17:07] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Something terrible has happened! Look at this!<br>**[17:12] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is...<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[MY NEXT TARGET WILL BE THE GOLDEN FRIED TOFU STATUE AT OEDO MUSEUM. TRY TO STOP ME, IF YOU CAN. TO THE BAKUFU GOVERNMENT.] [Note: In Japanese mythology, fried tofu is a favorite food of the fox.]
<br>**[17:14] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...A letter foretelling a crime?!<br>**[17:17] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This was found in a house the fox snuck into tonight.<br>**[17:20] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He completely underestimated us.<br>**[17:22] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If we can't catch him after he distributes a message like this, we'll...<br>**[17:26] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That bastard! How could he do something so hard-boiled?!<br>**[17:32] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait.<br>**[17:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you certain you want to violate your suspension just to clear your enemy's name?<br>**[17:39] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's not something like that.<br>**[17:42] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I just...I just have my own style.<br>**[17:48] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll destroy that rotten egg with my jutte!<br>**[17:51] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's my way of being hard-boiled!<br>**[17:54] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir, you didn't pay the bill yet.<br>**[17:56] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, sorry about that.<br>**[17:58] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's not very cool.<br>**[18:00] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And he's using only small change to pay.<br>**[18:02] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of hard-boiled person is he?<br>**[18:04] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In case you don't return, I charged all your bills.<br>**[18:08] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, old man, you're really hard-boiled! He's so callous.<br>**[18:11] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good night, Master.<br>**[18:13] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I told you not to call me master.<br>**[18:18] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well... Then I'll give all of these to you, sir.<br>**[18:21] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, what's this, old geezer?<br>**[18:24] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir, you just said you're an Odd Jobs man and that you'll do anything.<br>**[18:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I already told you that I've been hearing that man's complaints for ten years.<br>**[18:35] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A fox or a racoon...<br>**[18:39] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm getting sick of it. I'd rather not hear it anymore. I just want him to finish it.<br>**[18:46] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Please help, Mr. Kozenigata.<br>**[18:51] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hard-boiled! It's the real thing!<br>**[18:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's the embodiment of hard-boiled!<br>**[18:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't stand this anymore! Master is the best hard-boiled man, after all!<br>**[18:59] Master**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't call me master, I'm just an old man.<br>**[19:02] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hard-boiled?! You're hard-boiled! Was that hard-boiled?<br>**[19:07] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As I said, you're using hard-boiled too many times,<br>**[19:09] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I'm getting confused about what it actually means!<br>**[19:12] Gintoki/Kagura/Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hard-boiled!<br>**[19:15] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...Camus.<br>**[19:16] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're really insistent!<br>**[19:24] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's so much security.<br>**[19:27] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course! Because the Magistrate's reputation is on the line.<br>**[19:31] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We need to sneak in there and capture the fox before them.<br>**[19:35] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But that'll make us look like thieves.<br>**[19:39] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't worry about it. I'll guide you.<br>**[19:42] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Most undercover agent teams consist of ex-convicts.<br>**[19:48] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You need a thief to catch a thief.<br>**[19:51] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that is what I used to be.<br>**[19:54] Haji**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, I'm really good at this stuff.<br>**[19:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's what I'm so worried about!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Somebody get this kid outta here!<br>**[20:00] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, don't make so much noise!<br>**[20:02] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are we going to do if the security guards discover us?<br>**[20:05] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you doing?!<br>**[20:08] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;At a time like this, you should give up being hard-boiled!<br>**[20:11] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you an idiot? Really an idiot?<br>**[20:14] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Idiot! This bike was abandoned.<br>**[20:17] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A hard-boiled man always encounters a hard-boiled bike.<br>**[20:21] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In Abunai Deka, Taka always picks up an abandoned bike on the street and chases the criminals, you know.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Taka is from the detective drama TV series, Abunai Deka (Dangerous Cops).]
<br>**[20:25] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, Taka is sort of hard-boiled...<br>**[20:28] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're seriously deranged!<br>**[20:30] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is really dangerous so get out of the way!<br>**[20:32] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Everyone stay away from this detective!<br>**[20:34] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right. I have to get off, right?<br>**[20:39] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! I'm getting tired of pointing that out!<br>**[20:42] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How much hard-boiled equipment are you carrying?<br>**[20:44] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are you in a bathrobe?!<br>**[20:46] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look like a hard-boiled man who is done for the day!<br>**[20:49] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Taka said that he wears a bathrobe to work.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Kagura is singing "Cat's Eye" by Anri in the background.]
<br>**[20:54] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You! Whatever. Stop trying to be like Taka!<br>**[20:57] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geez, take it off.<br>**[20:59] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh? Take this off?<br>**[21:01] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just take it off. It pisses me off when I see it.<br>**[21:06] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Change into tights.<br>**[21:08] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, tights won't do. They'll bulge.<br>**[21:13] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all right. Cobra in Space Cobra wore them and he bulged, too.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Note: Space Cobra is a TV anime based on the Cobra manga in JUMP.]
<br>**[21:17] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But where can I change?<br>**[21:19] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um... This kind of place doesn't look very...<br>**[21:22] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What are you, a little girl?!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're a man, aren't you?!<br>**[21:24] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aren't you a hard-boiled man?!<br>**[21:26] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Because I'm hard-boiled, I have to struggle to do the right thing.<br>**[21:30] Kozenigata (M)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;As a hard-boiled man, I can't change like mere kids...<br>**[21:34] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I already told you to stop doing that! That's enough!<br>**[21:38] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Kagura, give him another one. You...<br>**[21:42] Kagura**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here I come!<br>**[21:44] Detective A**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The suspect! There's the suspect!<br>**[21:50] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good, the diversion plan worked like a charm.<br>**[21:52] Shinpachi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You liar!<br>**[21:53] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Use this opportunity to sneak in from the back.<br>**[21:56] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't let Kagura's death go to waste!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Preview]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode...
<br>**[22:20] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, what about Part B?! Didn't the eyecatch just air?!<br>**[22:23] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We'll see you next week!<br>**[22:26] Gintoki**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's because you took up all that time before Part A!<br>**[22:29] Kozenigata**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The next episode... "Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack," Camus.<br>**[24:04] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mitsumeru Cat's eye*<br>**[24:05] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Magic play is dancing.*<br>**[24:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Midori iro ni hikaru*<br>**[24:11] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Mitsumeru Cat's eye*<br>**[24:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Magic play is dancing...*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Chogoro the Foxfire's next target is the Golden Fried Tofu Statue.]
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;[Will Kozenigata be able to capture him? And... What's the pair's fateful past?]
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