# E83 - "Rank Has Nothing to Do With Luck"
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5VEXKKY/rank-has-nothing-to-do-with-luck)
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**[00:01] Tojo**
Keep the lights on in your room and please watch from a distance.
***SIGN*** [A cold is spreading at the Hostess Club. And, right when they are expecting an important customer...]
***SIGN*** [The "GinTama" anime is being criticized. And, right when there's an episode like this...]
***SIGN*** [Hostess Club Smile]
**[01:45] Manager**
Huh? You caught a cold, too, Hanako-chan?
**[01:49] Hanako**
I'm sorry.
**[01:50] Hanako**
I have a low fever, and I can't stop coughing.
**[01:55] Hanako**
I don't want to pass it on to the customers.
**[01:58] Manager**
Ah, all right, all right. Just go home today and rest.
**[02:03] Hanako**
I'm really sorry.
**[02:04] Manager**
Make sure you wear a lot of warm clothes, drink lots of POCARI and sweat it out.
***SIGN*** [Note: POCARI is a Japanese sports drink.]
**[02:08] Hanako**
All right.
**[02:09] Manager**
You'd better not underestimate a low fever! Take care of yourself.
**[02:17] Manager**
This is bad...
**[02:19] Black Suit**
This is bad...
**[02:21] Black Suit**
The cold is spreading. The hostess club feels like a funeral.
**[02:25] Manager**
And we host a VIP guest tomorrow...
**[02:28] Black Suit**
As I recall, he's a very important Bakufu official.
**[02:32] Manager**
This is bad...
**[02:34] Black Suit**
This is bad...
**[02:35] Manager**
Well, this is really bad...
**[02:37] Black Suit**
Well, this is really bad...
**[02:39] Manager**
Aren't there any girls available?
**[02:43] Black Suit**
Well...
**[02:44] Black Suit**
...just one...
***SIGN*** ["Rank Has Nothing to Do With Luck"]
**[03:00] Manager**
This is bad...
**[03:02] Black Suit**
This is bad...
**[03:03] Manager**
No, this is worse than you thought.
**[03:06] Black Suit**
No, this is way worse than you thought.
**[03:09] Black Suit**
...But why of all people...
**[03:12] Manager**
Well, it's said that an idiot can't catch a cold-
**[03:17] Manager**
I'm sorry. May I take the day off tomorrow?
**[03:20] Otae**
Make sure you wear a white gown, take lots of sleeping pills and get enough sleep.
***SIGN*** [Note: White clothes often symbolize death. She's suggesting he kill himself.]
**[03:24] Manager**
All right.
**[03:26] Otae**
You'd better not underestimate a woman, okay?
***SIGN*** [THE NEXT DAY]
**[03:31] Gintoki**
People say that love is a sickness.
**[03:34] Gintoki**
The hostesses who make men lovesick all caught colds?
**[03:39] Gintoki**
You hostesses have no professional pride, bastards.
**[03:43] Gintoki**
But you look fine. You look as healthy as always.
**[03:48] Gintoki**
So it's true that an idiot-
**[03:49] Manager**
Well, it's a shame. But I can't open my club with just one hostess.
**[03:54] Manager**
Is there any way you can help us, Gin-san?
**[03:57] Mgt**
You're the owner of Odd Jobs, aren't you? So you must know a lot of people.
**[04:00] Mgt**
It should be easy for you to introduce a couple of cute girls to us.
**[04:04] Gintoki**
If there were a pretty girl around, I'd introduce her to myself.
**[04:07] Kagura**
There's a pretty girl right here!
**[04:09] Manager**
Tonight we are hosting a top government official who is a friend of Matsudaira.
**[04:14] Kagura**
Hey, stop ignoring me.
**[04:16] Manager**
It's a rare opportunity to get a prestigious customer like him.
**[04:19] Manager**
I'll pay you generously, so please help us.
**[04:20] Kagura**
Hey, beard! Hey!
**[04:21] Gintoki**
Cute girls, hmm... No one pops up in my mind...
**[04:25] Kagura**
Hey, over here! Open your eyes!
**[04:27] Kagura**
What you're looking for is right next to you!
**[04:30] Gintoki**
Aside from their looks, most of them are not nice... Ah, there's one.
**[04:34] Kagura**
Yes! This one, this one.
**[04:36] Gintoki**
Well...no. If she doesn't have antennas and a psycho gun on her left arm...
***SIGN*** [Note: Refers to a character from COBRA, a manga from the 80s.]
**[04:41] Kagura**
Who is that?! Is she like a monster?!
**[04:43] Otae**
Um... If it's all right, can I call up my friends? I know many pretty girls.
**[04:49] Gintoki**
No. You can't trust a woman who says she knows "pretty women."
**[04:52] Gintoki**
She always brings girls who don't look as good as her.
**[04:55] Shinpachi**
Did you have some bad experiences with that, Gin-san?
**[04:58] Kyubei**
Excuse me.
**[04:59] Kyubei**
Um... Is Tae-chan here? I've brought something for her.
**[05:03] Gintoki**
Ah...
**[05:07] Kyubei**
...Um...
**[05:08] Kyubei**
Well... what...?
**[05:14] Otae**
Kyu-chan, you're really cute!
**[05:15] Manager**
This is great! This girl is fantastic!
**[05:17] Tojo**
You bastard! What are you doing with our Young Lord?
**[05:20] Gintoki**
Wait. Calm down. We have a bit of a complicated situation here.
**[05:22] Shinpachi**
Please help us out for a while. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
**[05:25] Tojo**
Give me a break! As you bastards already know...! Young Lord...
**[05:29] Tojo**
Young Lord...!
**[05:30] Tojo**
...would look much better wearing a Goth-Loli costume!
**[05:35] Kyubei**
I don't know much about this, but if Tae-chan is in trouble, I will help.
**[05:39] Otae**
I'm sorry to make you feel uncomfortable, Kyu-chan.
**[05:43] Kyubei**
No problem. I'm not sure if I can handle this, but I'll give it a try.
**[05:47] Tojo**
No, Young Lord!
**[05:48] Tojo**
A hostess engages in a 30-minute, one-round match
**[05:51] Gintoki**
No. The place you go to isn't a hostess club.
**[05:52] Tojo**
with a strange customer... And it feels really nice...
**[05:55] Tojo**
I didn't go, Young Lord!
**[05:56] Tojo**
I'm telling you, I didn't pay 10,000 yen for a one-time course! Please don't hate me.
**[06:01] Kyubei**
Don't worry. I've hated you all along.
**[06:04] Otae**
But are you really okay with this, Kyu-chan?
**[06:06] Otae**
You've lived as a man until now, and now you'll accompany men...
**[06:11] Kyubei**
It'll be just like talking with my friends, right?
**[06:13] Gintoki**
Well, a conversation might be all right, but there're guys who'll slap your ass.
**[06:17] Gintoki**
Are you fine with that?
**[06:18] Kyubei**
I'll be patient but somewhat ashamed. I've caused you guys a lot of trouble before.
**[06:23] Kyubei**
So I want to help you as much as possible.
**[06:25] Otae**
Kyu-chan...
**[06:27] Gintoki**
Well, if you're sure it's all right...but don't push yourself.
**[06:31] ---**
Regardless of whether you're a man or a woman,
**[06:32] ---**
it's natural to feel uncomfortable when someone touches your ass.
**[06:40] Tojo**
If you touch Young Lord in such a friendly manner, you'll get tossed like that.
**[06:43] Tojo**
Young Lord likes young girls, but if some pathetic man touches her,
**[06:47] Tojo**
it makes her skin crawl and she does what she just did now.
**[06:50] Kyubei**
Stop talking like that.
**[06:51] Tojo**
You react like that even when someone just touches your shoulder.
**[06:54] Tojo**
Do you think you can really have a match with a customer on the mat?
**[06:56] Shinpachi**
We already told you that's not it!
**[06:58] Kyubei**
If I rub lotion all over my body, they won't be able to do anything to me. They can't beat me!
**[07:01] Shinpachi**
I'm saying that's all wrong. Why are you talking about lotion pro-wresting?
**[07:04] Tojo**
Please stop this already.
**[07:06] Tojo**
It's about time we head back or we'll miss the rerun of Hachikuro.
***SIGN*** [Note: Hachikuro (Honey and Clover) is a TV show/anime.]
**[07:08] Tojo**
Let's go home.
**[07:13] Tojo**
I am Ayumu Tojo! My life's mission is to protect the Young Lord!
**[07:20] Tojo**
So, I'll become a hostess and protect Young Lord to the end!
**[07:24] Gintoki**
Well, at this point, we somehow have three...
**[07:27] Shinpachi**
No, we don't. And I think one person is a complete mismatch.
**[07:30] Manager**
Why does he have a towel wrapped around himself?
**[07:32] Manager**
Why is he hiding his chest? That really pisses me off.
**[07:36] Gintoki**
How many more people do you need?
**[07:38] Manager**
I need at least three more.
**[07:40] Kagura**
If you count me in, we need only two more.
**[07:43] Gintoki**
Three more... That'll be more work.
**[07:45] Kagura**
Hey, only two more.
**[07:46] Manager**
Don't you know anyone? Anyone's all right, as long as she's good-looking.
**[07:50] Kagura**
Hey, listen to me. Or I'll cry.
**[07:51] Gintoki**
I already talked to one girl, so it'll work.
**[07:52] Kagura**
Damn it. Forget it.
**[07:54] Manager**
Ah, you already called her. That's great, Odd Jobs.
**[07:57] Catherine**
Hello there. I came here because I heard I could get free sake!
**[08:01] Manager**
Did you hear what I said?!
**[08:04] Gintoki**
She'll serve as a foil. In a group, someone like her is essential.
**[08:08] Gintoki**
It's like SPEED, or Momusu. Whatever.
***SIGN*** [Note: SPEED and Momusu (short for Morning Musume) are all-female J-pop groups.]
**[08:10] Manager**
It's going completely haywire! Why are you wrapped in a towel, too?!
**[08:15] Catherine**
It's a service to TV viewers, of course.
**[08:17] Catherine**
For now, give me ten million yen as my performance fee!
**[08:20] Manager**
Not only is she lacking in the looks department, but her personality is the worst.
**[08:23] Gintoki**
Two more...
**[08:30] Manager**
Hey! What?! From the ceiling?
**[08:33] Gintoki**
Hey, you.
**[08:34] Gintoki**
Stand up, Stalker. Starting today, you're a hostess, too.
**[08:38] Sachan**
Don't touch me!
**[08:39] Gintoki**
I didn't!
**[08:41] Sachan (M)**
I don't know anything about the Yagyu Arc or anything else.
**[08:43] Sachan (M)**
But you left me alone for a long time, and I finally spotted you in the previous episode.
**[08:47] ---**
And now you're asking me to work as a hostess? That...
**[08:50] Sachan**
That...
**[08:53] Sachan**
...makes me so fired up.
**[08:55] ---**
You know exactly how to get me all excited!
**[08:59] Manager**
Well... You're also a mismatch.
**[09:02] Manager**
But that's okay, as long as you're good-looking.
**[09:03] Manager**
Really, I don't know what kind of group this is, except that they all look like girls.
**[09:06] Gintoki**
Fine. There're six here.
**[09:09] Shinpachi**
Oh? I only count five. We're one short.
**[09:13] Gintoki**
Hey...
**[09:14] Gintoki**
Don't drink. You can drink Koronamin-C, though.
***SIGN*** [Note: Parody of Oronamin-C, a carbonated beverage.]
**[09:19] Kagura**
Gin-chan...
**[09:21] Manager**
Is this a monster house?!
**[09:23] Black Suit**
Manager! Our guest has arrived.
**[09:25] Manager**
Eh? Already? What should we do?
**[09:27] Otae**
Everyone, hurry! Let's go greet him!
**[09:29] Otae**
The glorious path of the hostesses has begun.
**[09:31] Kagura/ Kyubei /Sachan**
All right!
**[09:33] Manager**
Can they handle it?
**[09:35] Gintoki**
They'll be all right. They will...
**[09:39] Catherine**
Hey... Hurry and get up there.
**[09:41] Tojo**
The lotion's making me slip...
**[09:48] Gintoki**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[09:50] Manager**
Before they even got to see any customers, they croaked on the job!
**[09:52] Manager**
Come on! Hey! What was your reason for even coming here?!
**[09:55] Manager**
You've doing nothing but cause trouble!
**[09:57] Gintoki**
For now, let's clean up.
**[09:59] Gintoki**
It looks unnatural to leave these guys on the floor.
**[10:01] Manager**
Be careful! These guys are really slippery! Watch your step!
**[10:07] Gintoki/Shinpachi**
Ma-Manager!
**[10:10] Manager**
Take...care of... my club...
**[10:16] Gintoki**
Manager!!
**[10:20] Gintoki**
Let's clean him up, too.
**[10:22] Shinpachi**
So fast! That was a quick change of heart!
**[10:24] Matsudaira**
What? I don't see many hostesses here tonight. We can't go crazy with this.
**[10:29] Otae**
Don't worry. There'll be plenty more once we get there.
**[10:33] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
They're coming!
**[10:34] Shinpachi**
What should we do now? She said there'd be "plenty."
**[10:37] Shinpachi**
We've gotta do something right now!
**[10:39] Matsudaira**
Ah, what are you guys doing? Hurry up and come over here.
**[10:42] Otae**
See, Matsudaira-san, everybody's waiting for you.
**[10:45] Gintoki**
Hello! I'm Pako.
**[10:47] Shinpachi**
I'm Pachie.
**[10:51] Otae (M)**
So why are you guys wrapped in towels?!
**[10:54] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
We didn't have time to change!
**[10:56] Matsudaira**
Huh?
**[10:58] Kondo**
I see many new faces today. Are they all new?
***SIGN*** [Hostess Club Smile]
**[11:18] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
Wh-Why...?!
**[11:21] Shinpachi (M)**
Of all people, why are the Shinsengumi, the top people in the government, here?!
**[11:25] Kondo**
Ah, what are you guys doing?! I didn't know you were interested in such things...
**[11:25] Shinpachi (M)**
This is bad. If they're our guests...we have to not only attend...
**[11:30] Shinpachi (M)**
We can't walk with our heads held high... Gin-san! What should we do?!
**[11:35] Gintoki**
Welcome!
**[11:37] Shinpachi (M)**
Gin-san!
**[11:39] Shinpachi (M)**
Don't tell me...! Does he think he's well disguised?
**[11:41] Shinpachi (M)**
What is he trying to do with that?
**[11:43] Gintoki**
Stick out your chin and mumble, Pachie. Mumble softly.
**[11:46] Gintoki**
Mao Daichi said on TV that if you mumble, no one would recognize you.
***SIGN*** [Note: Mao Daichi is a musical star actress.]
**[11:49] Shinpachi (M)**
No way! They'll find out...
**[11:51] Shinpachi (M)**
It's like putting on a black tank top and briefs and saying "I'm Death."
**[11:55] ---**
Kagura-chan, can you say something to this idiot?
**[11:57] Kagura**
I'm Gurako. It's nice to meet you, bastard.
***SIGN*** [Note: Kagura is imitating Antonio Inoki, who is known for his turned-up chin.]
**[12:00] Shinpachi (M)**
She already did it! She's mumbling! This girl...!
**[12:04] Kagura**
My hobby is shooting sixteen times with automatic fire.
**[12:06] Shinpachi (M)**
Huh? Hey, Kyubei-san?
**[12:08] Kyubei**
My hobby is Star Soldier.
***SIGN*** [Note: Star Soldier is a series of shoot'em up video games.]
**[12:09] Shinpachi (M)**
Hey, don't copy the way she speaks! What kind of hostess club is this?!
**[12:12] Shinpachi (M)**
Is this a club where everyone mumbles?
**[12:14] Shinpachi (M)**
I already told you that you completely misunderstood the situation!
**[12:17] Shinpachi (M)**
Why is she doing Yasugibushi?
***SIGN*** [Note: Yasugibushi is a local folk song of the Shimane prefecture.]
**[12:18] Okita**
Hey, I see some good masochism here.
**[12:20] Shinpachi (M)**
Hey, the sadist part of him awakened!
**[12:21] Okita**
Hey, lady, I can put something much better than toothpicks up your nose.
**[12:23] Shinpachi (M)**
Please get out of this club! I don't mind paying you for that!
***SIGN*** [Don't get so cocky! You white-assed brat. Come back when your hair down there becomes a natural perm. Then we'll talk.]
**[12:29] Okita**
You're really something.
**[12:30] Shinpachi (M)**
How could he even understand what she said?
**[12:31] Hijikata**
Hey, Sogo, you'd better stop now.
**[12:33] ---**
We didn't come here today for fun.
**[12:35] Matsudaira**
Yo, what's up? There's no need to hesitate. Have some drinks.
**[12:40] Hijikata**
No, we can't do that.
**[12:41] Shinpachi (M)**
What? They didn't come here for drinks?
**[12:44] Shinpachi (M)**
That's a relief! Huh? Hold on... Then why did they come?
**[12:48] Okita**
Well, please enjoy your time here. We'll be outside standing guard...
**[12:53] Okita**
...my Lord...
**[13:01] Shinpachi**
Gin-san, did you just hear him say, "my Lord"?
**[13:04] Gintoki**
Yeah. No... but it can't be...
**[13:07] Gintoki**
Hey, he just said "my Lord."
**[13:09] Otae**
There's no way something like that could have happened.
**[13:11] Otae**
Why would Shogun-sama come to a hostess club like this?
**[13:13] Otae**
Well, please come in, my Lord.
**[13:16] Gintoki**
Hey, you just called him "my Lord," too.
**[13:18] Kagura**
My Lord is a very common name.
***SIGN*** [Note: In Japanese the term uesama means "my lord" and is often written on receipts to show respect for the customer.]
**[13:20] Kagura**
People always use that name on their receipt.
**[13:22] Gintoki**
Well, but...
**[13:23] Kyubei**
Did you just hear him wrong? Something like Uesugi-san?
**[13:29] Gintoki**
Well, that's true. There's no way the Shogun would come here.
**[13:33] Matsudaira**
Yo, Sho-chan! Over here!
**[13:36] Gintoki**
See. He's even called Sho-chan.
**[13:41] Otae**
Sho-chan is a cute nickname.
**[13:43] Otae**
But tell me your real name. I'm just curious.
**[13:48] Shogun**
The Seii Taishogun, Shigeshige Tokugawa.
***SIGN*** [Note: Shogun is the shortened form of the title Seii Taishogun.]
**[13:51] Shogun**
Since I'm the Shogun, call me Sho-chan.
**[13:53] Otae**
Come on. You like telling jokes, don't you? What do you do for a living?
**[13:58] Shogun**
I just said I'm the Seii Taishogun.
**[14:01] Otae**
Wow! Tendon? You're such a funny man.
***SIGN*** [Note: In Japanese comedy, saying the same joke twice is called a "Tendon."]
**[14:06] Kondo**
The second squad and third squad go way back!
**[14:17] Kondo**
Listen up. Don't let even a mouse through!
**[14:21] Kondo**
Even if a meteor falls from the sky...
**[14:23] Kondo**
...we'll protect our Lord!
**[14:28] Hijikata**
But, really, this is a lot of work with our Lord here.
**[14:31] Hijikata**
The Shogun is being schooled on how to have a great night life.
**[14:34] Hijikata**
Every time he does that, we're the ones who have to guard him.
**[14:36] Hijikata**
I hope he understands how we feel.
**[14:38] Kondo**
Our Lord is always cooped up in his castle,
**[14:41] Kondo**
so our boss wants him to breathe some fresh air.
**[14:44] Kondo**
Ever since our Lord's father passed away, our boss has been his substitute father.
**[14:49] Hijikata**
Where on earth...
**[14:50] Hijikata**
...is there a father who takes his son to a hostess club?
**[14:54] Kondo**
Well, he's more a bad influence than a father.
**[14:56] Kondo**
A man needs only one bad influence rather than thousands of followers.
**[15:02] ---**
Therefore, Toshi... Why don't we go in and have some drinks with Otae-san?
**[15:06] Hijikata**
I don't need that kind of bad influence.
**[15:13] Shinpachi**
He's the real one! He's every inch the Seii Taishogun!
**[15:18] Shinpachi**
What we should do?!
**[15:20] Gintoki**
Don't lose your cool! Calm down! For now, let's get his autograph.
**[15:23] Gintoki**
Ah, we don't have a square card! Can we use this mat? It'll work, right?
**[15:25] Shinpachi**
You're the one who needs to calm down!
**[15:27] Shinpachi**
There's no way we can give this slippery mat to the Shogun!
**[15:29] Gintoki**
Calm down and listen, Pachie!
**[15:31] Gintoki**
If we handle this job, we'll get big money!
**[15:34] Gintoki**
But, on the other hand, there'll be high risk, too!
**[15:37] Gintoki**
You know, if we do anything careless, we may lose our heads!
**[15:39] Shinpachi**
I just said calm down. Are you only after the money?!
**[15:43] Otae**
Here we go. Another cup of sake.
**[15:46] Gintoki**
Fortunately, those dull girls don't realize the truth.
**[15:49] Gintoki**
Don't say anything about the Shogun.
**[15:52] Gintoki**
It'll upset them and we'll fail. We need to calm down, and-
**[15:55] Matsudaira**
Hey, you, the mumbling woman, come over here!
**[15:58] Gintoki**
What's wrong with the mumbling girl?
**[16:00] Gintoki**
A woman with a little secret is the best!
**[16:02] Shinpachi**
Hey, calm down! Calm down!
**[16:05] Matsudaira**
Hey, you over there with the pigtails, the person who looks like she's from a school that's going to close!
**[16:08] Matsudaira**
You come here, too!
**[16:10] Shinpachi**
Don't underestimate pigtails!
**[16:11] Shinpachi**
At first glance, she looks a bit clunky, and nobody pays attention to her in class.
**[16:15] Shinpachi**
But with a little polish she'll become pretty. A man likes that kind of woman!
**[16:18] Gintoki**
Calm down, Shinpachi!
**[16:19] Gintoki**
Even if you were polished, you'd be like the bell of a rusty bike!
**[16:23] Matsudaira**
Hmm... Looks like we have enough people now.
**[16:26] Gintoki (M)**
Be patient.
**[16:28] Shinpachi (M)**
You, too.
**[16:29] Matsudaira**
Well, I'm getting drunk, so it's about time to...
**[16:33] Matsudaira**
...start the Shogun-sama game!
**[16:38] Shinpachi**
Shogun-sama game?
**[16:40] Matsudaira**
Let me explain the rules.
**[16:41] Matsudaira**
The Shogun-sama game
**[16:43] Matsudaira**
starts with writing numbers and the name "Shogun" on wooden chopsticks.
**[16:46] Matsudaira**
The one who draws the stick with "Shogun" on it
**[16:49] Matsudaira**
can give dirty commands to another person, who can't refuse.
**[16:53] Matsudaira**
It's a game for adults only. Or it's like a king game.
**[16:57] Otae**
Ah-ha, Matsudaira-san,
**[16:59] Otae**
you're using this game to cover up the fact that you're doing something dirty, right?
**[17:03] Matsudaira**
No, no. I'll just be a facilitator this time. Well, young people can have fun.
**[17:09] ---**
Let's see who gets the Shogun-sama stick!
**[17:13] Shinpachi (M)**
Well... I mean...
**[17:14] ---**
Shogun-sama is right here...
**[17:16] Matsudaira**
All right, let's begin. Draw a stick. First come, first-served...
**[17:37] Shinpachi (M)**
Really... They have no intention of entertaining the customers.
**[17:41] Shinpachi (M)**
They're just focused on their own desires.
**[17:44] Gintoki**
But this is a big chance, Pachie.
**[17:47] Gintoki**
If we let the real Shogun become the Shogun in the game, he'll thoroughly enjoy it.
**[17:52] Shinpachi**
I know, Pako-san.
**[17:54] Shinpachi**
Oh, my!
**[17:55] Shinpachi**
Hold on a second. The sticks are a real mess now.
**[17:58] Shinpachi**
Oh, well, I'll hold the sticks, so everyone get over here when I give the signal.
**[18:03] Shinpachi**
Start!
**[18:05] Shinpachi (M)**
Shogun, pick the right one!
**[18:09] Shinpachi (M)**
What?!
**[18:11] Shinpachi (M)**
Tsk. Too fast!
**[18:13] Shinpachi (M)**
The Shogun stick... Who has it?
**[18:15] Gintoki**
Ah, I'm the Shogun!
**[18:17] Shinpachi (M)**
Pako-san...
**[18:18] Shinpachi (M)**
He's great! He sensed everyone's movements and picked the Shogun stick.
**[18:23] ---**
But if Pako-san is the Shogun, it's not going to work.
**[18:26] Gintoki**
Let's see... the person who picked number 4, strip down to your underwear.
**[18:31] Shinpachi (M)**
I see! This order will make everyone visually entertained, not just Shogun-sama.
**[18:36] Shinpachi (M)**
What a great idea!
**[18:38] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
Shogun-sama was the one?!
**[18:41] Gintoki (M)**
This is bad. Why did he draw number 4, stupid Lord?!
**[18:44] Gintoki (M)**
This is really bad. He's definitely upset.
**[18:46] Gintoki (M)**
Please forgive me. I didn't mean to do it.
**[18:48] Gintoki (M)**
And on this day he happens to be wearing briefs. That just adds to his shame!
**[18:53] Shogun**
The Shogun family traditionally wears manly briefs.
**[18:56] Gintoki (M)**
This is really bad. He heard me. And he even said that he wears those every day!
**[18:59] Shinpachi**
Anyway, we have to get him dressed and out of that underwear situation. Or we'll be exiled.
**[19:03] Gintoki**
Either you or me must get the Shogun stick and-
**[19:06] Kagura**
Whoa! I lost again.
**[19:08] Shinpachi**
Hey! Why did you start the second round on your own?!
**[19:11] Otae**
I got it! I'm the Shogun!
**[19:14] Shinpachi**
These guys are just enjoying the game!
**[19:16] Shinpachi**
They don't care about the Shogun!
**[19:17] Otae**
Well, let me see...
**[19:20] ---**
Then my order is...
**[19:22] ---**
Number 3, give the person who looks the coldest your kimono.
**[19:28] Shinpachi (M)**
...Sis...
**[19:31] Shinpachi (M)**
Sis! You're great! You really care about the customers first!
**[19:36] Shinpachi (M)**
You're a professional! You're a true pro!
**[19:39] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
Shogun, again?!
**[19:41] Gintoki (M)**
This is bad. It's been blurred out!
**[19:43] Gintoki (M)**
And the Shogun's not a Shogun. It's like a foot soldier's size!
**[19:47] Shogun**
The Shogun family has traditionally been the size of a foot soldier.
**[19:50] Gintoki (M)**
Damn it. He heard me. We'll definitely be beheaded now.
**[19:54] Gintoki**
Pachie, let's give up on all the kimonos whatsoever.
**[19:56] Gintoki**
As we can see, there's nothing to lose.
**[19:59] Gintoki**
It can't get any worse than this. Things can only get better.
**[20:01] Sachan**
Hey...
**[20:02] Sachan**
This is really stinky, so can I take it off?
**[20:05] Gintoki**
There is something worse...
**[20:06] Shinpachi**
Oh-oh! Shogun has grown teary-eyed. Is he crying? He's crying, isn't he?
**[20:11] Gintoki**
Hey, hey, hey! This is bad! It's like he's getting bullied!
**[20:16] Gintoki**
I remember somebody who cried just like that in my class!
**[20:18] Shinpachi**
This game is getting really bad...
**[20:20] Gintoki**
Those girls...!
**[20:22] Sachan**
Finally, my time has come. I have only one desire...for Gin-san to have se-
**[20:27] Otae**
Use the numbers, fool!
**[20:29] Sachan**
You hurt me, Otae-san.
**[20:31] Sachan**
Do you think you can get away with doing that to the Shogun?
**[20:34] Sachan**
I'll remember this!
**[20:35] Otae**
Try it if you can!
**[20:37] Sachan**
Boxers... Number 5, go buy some boxers.
**[20:42] Shinpachi (M)**
Sachan-san... You... could it be... You're doing this for the Shogun?
**[20:48] Gintoki/Shinpachi (M)**
As we thought...the Shogun, again!
**[20:51] Kondo**
Our Lord... I wonder if he's having a great time right now.
**[20:55] Hijikata**
Who knows...
**[20:56] Kondo**
I hope he didn't fall in love with Otae-san.
**[21:01] Kondo**
My Lord!
**[21:02] Kondo**
Why are you naked?!
**[21:07] Kondo**
Ah, my Lord.
**[21:09] Gintoki**
Damn it. Things are getting even worse.
**[21:11] Kondo**
You bastard! What did you do to our Lord?!
**[21:15] Kondo**
Attention everyone! Follow our Lord!
**[21:24] Gintoki**
Hey, wait!
**[21:27] Kagura**
Quickly draw!
**[21:28] Gintoki**
You guys are still doing that? You better stop it!
***SIGN*** [SHOGUN]
**[21:38] Kagura**
Shogun-sama, give us a command, anything you want.
**[21:49] Shinsengumi Member**
Chief!
**[21:51] Shinsengumi Member**
The hostesses are headed this way!
***SIGN*** [Oedo Mart]
**[22:12] Kyubei**
My Lord...
**[22:15] Kyubei**
I brought underwear.
**[22:19] Kyubei**
...Um...about all the rude things we did...
**[22:23] Shogun**
That's all right.
**[22:26] Shogun**
I had fun.
**[22:30] Shogun**
I'll ask Katakuriko to take me there again. So can you play with me again?
**[24:15] Kozenigata**
Do you know the origin of the word "hard-boiled?"
***SIGN***
**[24:18] Kozenigata**
It comes from hard-boiled eggs. Right...
**[24:20] Kozenigata**
The moon tonight looks "hard-boiled."
**[24:23] Kozenigata**
Master... I'll have a Camus on the rocks.
***SIGN***
**[24:26] Kozenigata**
The next episode... "Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart."
***SIGN*** [Hard-boiled detective... Heiji Kozenigata]
***SIGN*** [The legendary thief, Chogoro the Foxfire. A fateful confrontation with him?!]
**[24:42] Kozenigata**
Hard-boiled Detective is coming up next.